Conference goals yeah I got some of those.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:39 (nine years ago)
So proud of former Spurs defender Dorian Dervite and has magnificent goal for Eastleigh yesterday.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:41 (nine years ago)
we taught him that
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Sunday, 10 January 2016 12:47 (nine years ago)
Tasty game this. Amazing work from Wasilewski earlier, managing to take out two players with one tackle, including one Leicester player.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)
Gray looks good.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
He does. Great touch and pass from Onomah to set up the attack that led to the Spurs goal as well.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
Yep. He looks really bright.
Watching this twenty minutes behind. Carroll and Dier much much wasteful in their passing than our central midfield has been, but really good stuff so far, allowing for soft setpiece concession.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
The romance of these two amateur guys having the chance to commentate a big match like this, presume they're milkmen or something the rest of the time?
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
Oxford though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
Ack. That was good.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
Ahhhh spurs......I missed ye, ye cunts
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)
God help me....I missed ye
Who exactly are we crossing to, not that I'm not enjoying us creating all these nice crossing opportunities?
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)
Midweek will be fun.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)
Towards the end I was starting to think that Alderweireld would make a pretty good deep lying playmaker or marauding winger.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 January 2016 20:46 (nine years ago)
intended to go to the Cardiff-Shrewsbury game but my mate decided he couldn't be arsed so we watched it on tv. it was bad to the point of being upsetting
2-2 in the Spurs game was fair just about
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
I am on the train to Liverpool fully expecting a loss, but looking forward to it all the same. Apparently we've sold out an away allocation of 6000 which isn't bad for us on a January Wednesday.
― Tim, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)
have a good time tim :) if you can force 5 corners that should be good for 3 goals at least.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
Haha that goal against you at ours must've been the first time we scored from a corner in like 2 years.
― Tim, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)
That edgy moment when a bunch of randoms have come in the pub and you're not sure how they'll react when you cheer Exeter
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:06 (nine years ago)
Think Davies just sealed it, he's not and never will be good enough.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:07 (nine years ago)
May not be tested
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)
Carroll too
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
Wow our passing is fuckin *awful*
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)
Can we really be skimming by so much on alli's dynamism and Kane's presence?
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
<3 Son
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
Davies though...
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
Carroll at least picks a nice pass.
Davies with a nice cross or two but really hard to see what else is at epl level
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:31 (nine years ago)
Jaysus tho our crossing is nice tonight.
The one game we don't play Kane but ah well
I can't see Carroll improving the rest of his game enough to be a regular, though I said similar about Kane enough times,
Dier might grow into a DM but his passing and decision making are poor and slowing the team down. Davies makes too many mistakes.
i don't think I've seen the team play particularly well since West Ham in November but it would be churlish to complain too loudly about the general air of efficiency.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 20:38 (nine years ago)
Think Spurs have been largely dece since I've been watching but Leicester not offering much tbh
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
"Spurs wasted an opportunity to put the tie to bed" aka go 2-0 up after 55 minutes
is it me or this shit getting more prevalent in commentary
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)
Getting quite fatigued with playing Leicester by now but Okazaki's furious run is always entertaining to watch.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
Bolton Eastleigh looked like a proper humdinger though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
Great pass.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
Jonathan Pierce is giving the most senile 90mins of commentary I've ever heard.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)
xp to self then he was like "Leicester need to score here" when they were 2-0 down with 30 seconds of injury time left. wtf
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
benteke is so crap at one on ones in stoppage time
― pandemic, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
Son wasn't great but two moments of quality were prob always going to be enough in this one.
Pos: wimmer looked really solid at cb, vorm both solid and nice and vocal, which lloris lacks. Bentaleb clearly a good option squadwise. Walker had a good night and even below par we looked likely to react best to a bounce
Hey: we always seem below par and rely on a bounce. Seem extraordinarily willing to give the ball away, not even by positive intent just by shit or dangerous passing. Eriksen and lamela really poor. Entire midfield waving their feet at tackles. Nobody can perform the Kane role. Davies is solid in a really bad way.
And ranieri p much just admitted throwing it.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
Was gonna say it looked like Poch cared more but also fuck it, u play to win
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
Both teams played essentially a second string but Leicester could seriously have won the FA Cup, in fact it was pretty likely.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 January 2016 09:06 (nine years ago)
Going to Anfield for a bit of a sing was fun, and being in Liverpool (I haven't been here for something like 20 years) is too. The game was a bit underwhelming: we all knew we had no chance when David Noble wasn't in the squad, on top of the other injuries we have, but at least that meant we could get on with enjoying the occasion without being bothered by troublesome hope. Would have liked the home fans to be a bit more interested but can fully understand why they weren't.
― Tim, Thursday, 21 January 2016 09:46 (nine years ago)
Trying to remember when I last saw TWP score a goal that good.
Although due to in-law loyalties I'm all Derby tonight.
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
The next 70mins or so of this are going to be dire though.
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
was the goal a curler from just outside the left-hand side of the box into the top right corner? that's like the classic stereotypical good rooney goal that he scores every so often. in fact on one of the few occasions I saw him play in the flesh he scored that exact sort of goal.
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)
"I think you can write things down too much"
― Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)
ile board description
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
Haha yes
― lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
Why are we starting Kane, Eriksen and Lamela?
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 January 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)
Respect for the competition?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 January 2016 12:45 (nine years ago)
Maybe aimed at avoiding a replay. Against a team bottom of league one.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 January 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
Fuck, the camera just pulled away from that Colchester player but you could see his legs twitching in a really disturbing way. The look on the other players' suggested a grim one.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 January 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
Missed that
We look shaky at the back, not fair to pick on fullbacks as clearly them caring about not conceding needless goals is not the poch way
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 January 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
Carroll vg there
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 January 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)
Attempting to get an autograph off Michel Vorm is probably the single lamest thing I've ever seen a pitch invader do.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 January 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
Noted as such by savage tbf
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 January 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)
MK Dons v Chelsea is bare jokes atm, there could plausibly be ten goals if it carries on like this
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
Chelsea should be about six up.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 31 January 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
Oscar has a first-half hattrick so this is now only of interest to see if he can get five or more, which means he will probably be subbed at halftime
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
can't see much in the fifth round draw to suggest that this year isn't going to be the most boring FA Cup of my lifetime
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)
also refamiliarising myself with how astonishingly incoherent Lawrenson's co-commentary was in this game, even by his own standards. he seemed high
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)
Jesus guus stop staring at me
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 January 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
Well that was entertaining
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)
Come on you Tigers
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2016 12:04 (nine years ago)
Lol could've nicked that
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2016 14:53 (nine years ago)
Definite penalty we got away with, and now walker looks fucked. Busy start.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)
I like to think we're hoping adebayor not cause we care much about him but because we know he's likely to react appallingly and get sent off
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)
Booing
One clattering, one nutmeg on Adebayor and a near own goal for Kyle Walker. Interesting 15mins he's having.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)
Funny one this. Son is v quick on the break huh
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
Am.really enjoying this hardman Tottenham outfit tbh
Good finish!
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
Two wonderful goals from Payet today.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 21 February 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)
payet has been superb all season but this is the vine which brought me the most joy https://vine.co/v/eFEeqvDbM3J
― ogmor, Sunday, 21 February 2016 16:12 (nine years ago)
Palace in decent control of this, no real complaints
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)
I think it's pretty obvious this isn't going to happen. A replay would be bad.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 21 February 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
Was that going in before the offside touch? Really stupid pass attempt from bentaleb to lose the possession.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
absolutely love that Lukaku goal, it was like watching Jonah Lomu
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)
Lukaku >>>>>>> Chelsea
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
"a legend is being born here tonight" who the fuck is this co-commentator
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
rofl
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
Costa red (aggressive nuzzling)
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
looked like he had a bit of a nibble
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
10 v 10 now, don't think that's a yellow for Barry if Cesc doesn't shriek in mock agony over very little
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
guessin the ref was looking for a little parity after barry's foul on costa, idk
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)
pretty obvious yellow
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)
yeah it looked more deliberate than just late on second viewing tbf
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
Watford one up.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
Stunning second. Geudioura thunderbolt.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
BOSH
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 14:53 (nine years ago)
Arsenal fans leaving with half an hour inc injury time to go
hmm
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 March 2016 14:53 (nine years ago)
wouldn't have too many objections to this going to a replay
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 March 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)
Just want to pop my head in and go WOOF at that Geudioura goal.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
it really is amazing how LVG has managed to make a fundamentally simple game look like the most difficult thing imaginable
fucker should be court-martialled for crimes against football
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:57 (nine years ago)
Tremendous day of football so far.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
Payet should be off for that
Atkinson has had an absolute shocker
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
Fuuuuhhhhkkkkkk
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)
and there it is
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)
wasn't even a free either
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)
Swap ye lvg for poch
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)
Shtill in three competitions
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)
ah well, at least I'm another couple of hours closer to death
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)
decent hit tbf
https://gfycat.com/PlushAnxiousAvocet
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
Absolutely
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)
Lol at the guy directly above Rojo covering his eyes the whole time Payet knew it was in as soon as he hit huh
― mizzell, Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)
One of the BT analysts was complaining there wasn't much spin on it and De Gea should have kept it out.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:22 (nine years ago)
his positioning isn't great but like...
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:29 (nine years ago)
Its not the spin, its the placement. You don't always have to fool a gk to beat them.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)
Ugh chris
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
hilarious non-penalty/red card earlier too
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
Ikr
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)
Thank god for lukaku
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
and again
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
the right result i think but christ what a shitshow. leicester should be heartened playing both of these soon
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)
Fuck off.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)
Not sure why smalling didn't leave the cross for lukaku to clear tbh
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)
ffs. Wycombe are knacking up an otherwise in-the-bag 5 fold. I thought these fuckers were supposed to be plucky little cup specialists.
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
ohh the magic of the Cup
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)
Ah this is where we at. Wolves trve cupfighters etc
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)
yeahh! I knew posting on here would incite a goal.
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)
lol good ol' Akinfenwa pulling me out of the shit!
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)
Lol.
Hudders cruisin. Tempted to put something on Preston tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)
could well imagine an upset there.
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)
Lincoln wrecked my 24/1 sevenfold unfortunately.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)
just waiting on Dale and Wycombe to finish
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)
well I'm 76 quid richer. The best thing is that it was a free £10 bet I got from a refund when 1 let me down on a 5-fold last week
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)
excellent
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)
Looks like I get to say "fuck off" three months earlier this season.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)
that makes it 21 years since we won an fa cup match, exiting at the third round for the 48th time in our history (only level with plymouth)
a blackburn fan i know excitedly suggested he and i should attend when the draw came out. seemed unprepared for my response
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)
21 years since we won an fa cup match
I knew it was bad but this is literally unfathomable
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
some record is that, jeez I hope you bought some money today.
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)
to give u an idea of the task, the last win needed the trevor sinclair goal
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)
best mic drop ever though tbfttl
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)
the principle of karma rly seems to impact qpr more than most
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)
jfc preston just cocked up an open goal for 2-0
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)
:D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)
arsenal just cocked up an open goal for 1-1
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)
Maybe it's because my formative experiences as an Evertonian were FA Cup runs with thrilling home wins in front of capacity crowds, followed by agonising exits ('77 & '80 semis, '81 quarters), I really really hate going out of the Cup. I think my dad was the same (never heard the last of the '53 semi). Maybe also because, by January, it's the only possible thing we can win.
Home defeats seem especially bad. I never saw a Gordon Lee side (Gordon Lee ffs) lose at home in the Cup. (We did, but I wasn't there).
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)
(League Cup. Doesn't count)
actually winning the cup didn't shake the bitterness then? :)
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)
No, not really. Actually being at Wembley to see us lose to a Frank Jr goal in 2009, 29 years after Frank Sr scored that stupid bobbling 119th min header for West Ham at the Elland Rd semi replay brought it all back. Football is awful.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)
truth
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)
the only truth
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)
in our admittedly feeble cup run defence btw this from lfw is also spot on. the worst thing about the 21 years is we were barely ever moved to give a fuck
While it’s typical football fan madness to complain about the outcome of a random draw, is there not a fucking bone in that velvet bag they could maybe throw us one year? [..] Three ties with Blackburn, four separate matches with Luton Town, three with Sheffield United, three with MK Dons, two with Nottingham Forest, two with Burnley, two with West Brom – it’s like watching the plates go round and round in a motorway service station café.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
Re: QPR - reached the 4th round in 2012 and 2013, surely? Beat MK Dons and WBA after R3 replays, respectively. Doesn't make it much better, mind...
(Checking a bit further, QPR have won seven FA Cup ties since reaching the quarters in '95)
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)
Rashford loves the FIFA finish <3
https://vine.co/v/5VEma6rpLrl
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)
roll it just over the line, stop it, pick it up, gently jog back imo
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
bah this is what i get for not checking my own facts. damn u internet
- 96 vs tranmere was the last time qpr passed the 3rd round without needing a replay- since 96 qpr have reached the 4th round four times: 2000,01,12,13- since 96 qpr have been pitted against the exciting luminaries of chelsea(x3), arsenal (walloped by six), everton (walloped by four), and charlton
still wank
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)
when was the last disrespectful tap-in? dimly recall a lower league kerfuffle a few years ago maybe
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)
Having been kicked from pillar to post in one match, a 15-year-old [Robbie] Fowler was made to write a letter of apology to Bury’s reserve team manager after rounding the goalkeeper and stopping the ball on the line to kneel down and head it in.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
tangentially relevant perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6t_FCQ6Vc
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38542870
nice to see bbc comparing ali al-habsi to a genocidal iraqi politician, because they both have the same first name.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)
^^ you tweeted that as well and I'm probably daft, but how are they comparing him to a "genocidal Iraqi politician" exactly?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)
They're comparing him to the cousin of a genocidal Iraqi politician, no? The original joke was in pretty bad taste too
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)
oh wait, it's a direct quote from the commentator
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)
Ahhh... "Content not available in your country', I cant see the vid, thought there was something in the text. N/m.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)
Hearing a female commentator on MotD now, a first?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)
Jacqui Oakley's been on there for ages
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)
Never heard her before, soz. But good to hear.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)
Anyway, LG was implying that the BBC were making a comparison to Chemical/Comical Ali with their headline. But the commentator says "it gets more comical every time you see it" at the end of the clip and I doubt he was inferring anything
― Number None, Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)
I refuse to believe that Millwall beating Bournemouth is the "biggest cup upset of the weekend". Just fuck the very idea of that being an upset.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)
Pleat described a Sutton players attributes today as being "tall, strong, black" so anything's possible with the Beeb
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)
Oh man
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)
we have a commentator on local bbc who always compares the likeness of any non-white players with one particular 90's era non-white player. It doesn't matter if there is no discernible likeness at all, it is always "he looks a bit like Baldry" who he probably once described as our very own Trevor Sinclair.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)
how's Children Versus Child Murderer going
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 8 January 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
damn, i'm edgy
nice to see joe gomez back
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 8 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)
Jimmy Tarbuck, the only man never to make Ian St John laugh
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)
Leeds united getting handed their own arses in that first half, but there is no way the big lads up front for Cambridge can run around like that for another 45
― NickB, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)
ffs as soon as I put RL commentary on for a laugh they equalise
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)
sounds like there are some silly punts in the Cambridge defence :(
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)
Leeds woke up and it all went to shit
Was jansson ever a member of a Belgian electronic body music group? Could definitely see him marching about in a leather apron
― NickB, Monday, 9 January 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)
congratulations to artisanal Sutton Utd
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)
awoooooo
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)
Just turned on the telly, what the shit!?!? :D
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)
deservedly so too
― pointless rock guitar (Michael B), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)
Pub's got the sound down on the tv and a cool jazz playlist, it's helping
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)
liverpool kind of blew it there, gary
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)
80% possession, one shot on target.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)
I just hope the Liverpool board never realise we got the better half of the dynamic duo at dortmund:p
― calzino, Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)
gives us a chance to focus on (fucking up) the league
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
We already fucked that up. This week has been a p impressive fuck up of a promising season even by lpool standards
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)
As much as anything it's good to see the improvement under Lambert. It'll be a miracle if we do owt in the Champo this season but we look like a team for the first time in 18 months
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)
origi, sturridge, firmino all playing badly lately. the xmas season looks to have taken a lot out of them. klopp training them too hard, maybe?
― pointless rock guitar (Michael B), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)
i'm in the us so just saw the lineup and feel less bad about it. no consistency with all these changed lineups for cup games etc.
they really should try to sign somebody just to give the place a lift tho - i mean assuming there's a good option available, which there may not be.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)
Spurs looking to steal Liverpool's thunder.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)
Penalty for 2-0 Wycombe.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)
another club suffering would be nice
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)
poor Rochdale, we are cruising at 2-0 and Wagner is giving the Mooy a run-out to torment them.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)
some cajones from wycombe
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
they already have a tradition being a classic plucky underdog in the FA cup, but if they pull this off it will be a famous win for them.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)
yeah they beat someone in the 90s, right? some italian striker unless i'm mistaken.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)
oh spurs just equalised
Spurs winner in the 96th!
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)
oof that hurts
wasn't going in either
― Number None, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)
gits
xxxp you're thinking stevenage v newcastle in 97 if i'm not mistaken. giuliano grazioli
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)
murder!
― calzino, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)
ah boo
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
Plus nobody I know got killed in south central LA
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)
wycombe beat leicester with a striker they'd found on teletext or something
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)
roy essandoh
didn't have to look that up
swear
p sure they beat us as well with jermaine easter grabbing the only goal at the valley during our prem relegation season
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)
ahh yeah essandoh
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)
I thought Wycombe had a few more famous cup runs, but it is probably part encroaching senility and all L1 clubs look the same to me these days :p
― calzino, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:48
Yeah, its hard to get players in January. Klopp said recently that the players he wanted are not going to be sold by their clubs
― pointless rock guitar (Michael B), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)
Did Welbeck just work a Salt Bae tribute into his celebration?
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)
lol @ mane missing the pen that gets him back to Liverpool
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)
Took Mrs DC to a Spurs game for the first time today and it was a decision that paid off in the end but god that was a grim first half. Would have thought Sissoko might have found his level but apparently not.
Ade Akimfenwa is the single least mobile footballer I have ever seen and yet weirdly terrifying every time he waddled in the direction of the goal.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)
i was half joking before but carter-vickers rly must be a caulker clone making a box challenge that moronic. unpunished!!!!
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)
Happened to be in Oxford yesterday, LOL Newcastle.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)
if Wycombe had held on yesterday would've been the most magic of the cup Saturday i can remember ever
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)
Fellaini and Schweinsteiger in midfield today. Worth keeping an eye on
― Number None, Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)
Leeds juniors down to ten and eight minutes away from being knocked out by Sutton.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)
good work Sutton. Now to savour some of the bleating on radio leeds - best fa cup 4th round in years!
― calzino, Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)
"Leeds juniors" not really though! only three raw kids starting and one on as sub
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)
so this is walking football
― Number None, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)
genuinely concerned Schweinsteiger might go into cardiac arrest
― Number None, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)
nice to kevin amankwaah get his journeyman's glory re sutton
and craig eastmond finally vindicating a hoy hoy
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
vindicating all those times i used to sign him to my rising Burton Albion team in FM2011
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)
What are the fans singing? It's the same song that was being sung at the Leicester game I'm sure.
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)
Schweinsteiger to Fellaini. Textbook
― Number None, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
Kevin Amankwaah was v popular at Exeter, there was a good song about him which rhymed his surname with "tractor".
I feel bad for Matt Grimes, who seems to be having a terrible time at Leeds.
― Tim, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)
welcome to realiti
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)
Clever linking up play from the lad imago there.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)
apparently we got Spurs in the rehearsal.
― calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)
looks like we're winning this thing the easy way
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)
Hudders vs ManCity <3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)
Oxford are taking down the entire North East brick by brick
― arron banksy (cajunsunday), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)
I don't think they will let Mooy play, but nothing special at the moment and we owe them bigtime for that 10-1 defeat in the 80's that was televised on MOTD.
― calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)
a 10-1 defeat in which Supermac protested that two of them were offside and changed the course of the game.
― calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)
Man City did recently let a £12m signing play(+ he did score) against them in the CL while on loan at Celtic, so maybe a chance they will let Mooy play. who knows.
― calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)
Was hoping for more premier teams to be playing each other, so that the smaller clubs get through, is the draw configured so that doesn't happen? Or could that have been possible?
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)
it's all abut the hot and cold balls
― Number None, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)
they do fish about with those balls, it always seems like bullshit every year.
― calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)
This is all endearingly hapless and stupid so far.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 19 February 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)
can't believe how much the BBC commentators are flattering a fairly pedestrian Spurs, they sound like parents at a kids' game
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 19 February 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)
Nice that Berbatov has taken time out of his job working in Next to appear on the panel though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 19 February 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)
I heard a Fulham fan on 5 live the other week calling them the "Barca of the championship". Anyone coming out with that kind of shit deserves a good shoeing.
― calzino, Sunday, 19 February 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)
Both surrounded by tapas bars, makes sense.
Is the United Blackburn game as comedic / aggy as it sounds?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 19 February 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)
pretty boring tbh
sweet finish by Zlatan tho
― Number None, Sunday, 19 February 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)
Sutton/Arsenal v Lincoln CityTottenham v MillwallMiddlesbrough v Huddersfield/Man CityChelsea v Manchester United
nice
― r|t|c, Sunday, 19 February 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)
Someone at the FA is desperate to keep Wenger in a job for another season.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
wenger has nothing to gain from beating sutton and lincoln, everything to lose
spurs/city/chelsea/utd sorting them in the semi would be another death-knell though
― imago, Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)
tbh i'm pumped for a guaranteed non-league semi-finalist
― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)
wenger has nothing to gain from beating sutton and lincoln
Uh, apart from an FA Cup semi final appearance.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)
Chelsea for the double though. 2-0 vs. Middlesbrough in the final.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)
smdh
― imago, Sunday, 19 February 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)
to all of that
Ospina; Gabriel, Mustafi, Holding, Monreal; Elneny, Xhaka, Lucas, Reine-Adelaide, Iwobi, Walcott.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)
This fucking guy.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)
They'll swat them without fuss tbh
― imago, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)
Given its his only chance of a trophy and the club are begging him to pull his head out of his arse this feels like a deliberate inflammatory gesture. Just purest stubbornness.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)
Holding? Who the fuck?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)
Lol and they don't play their next match until the Saturday after next, this is purest pussy shit.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)
is he supposed to put out a full strength side vs a non league side on a plastic pitch to prove he's a big winnery winner or something
― r|t|c, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)
Forgot about the plastic pitch tbf.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)
I just feel deprived of the spectacle of watching Ozil and Sanchez playing in this shithole. I know they're still dying slowly on two other fronts right now but you'd think he still wouldn't take a chance of somehow bungling this.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)
"People for whom Costa is a coffee and Kane is a stick".
RIP Nando Torres.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)
lol NO GIFT FOR YOU
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 20 February 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)
Lol. Nacho is on tho iirc.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)
Probably the most laid back streaking moment ever
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)
meh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)
"and he's got the presence of mind to let the ball go through his legs.......... tries to get a touch actually"
― r|t|c, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)
Red card that cunt and kill his children
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)
Sow salt unto his veg patch
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)
just beat millwall ok
― imago, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)
Deacon seems like he could be a somewhat adequate L1 player.
Shame that for all their fighting and spirit Sutton really cannot play a decent pass or cross over more than 20 yards.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)
Gordon bennett, that should've been the equalizer
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)
Collins with another English hero tackle there. Calling it now he badly injures someone tonight due to the ref leaving him on here and not killing his kids.
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)
Ospina lol.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)
Don't even know why I'm watching this, any underdog goodwill I had disappeared when I saw their sponsors. And arsenal are arsenal
― ewar woowar (or something), Monday, 20 February 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
Arsenal devalued the cup when Wenger made Walcott captain. Just disrespectful.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)
Worth watching for the slow motion shot of the substitute keeper eating a pie.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)
Gotta love this manager and Deacon.
Let us not forget they beat Leeds. They deserve some sort of cup for that.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 February 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)
well that's a nice start
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)
Harry Bunn, Man City reject!
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)
killer finish for the goal
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)
Niiice Bunn stun
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)
ah this is all but over then
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)
well this went to shit quick
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)
Wagner had his chance in the home game but rested players, mind you tbf we did win the next game so maybe not a terrible decision in retrospect, oof Jack Payne close there.
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)
Listening to the hackneyed garbage that comes out of that arrogant geordie twat's gob at h/t is a good enough reminder that we have a far more important game coming up anyway.
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
Gonna be a winks son and trippier kind of day
Kane looks off already. Eesh.
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)
Who's the moronic sub commentator
All he sees is dele alli tapins the stupid cunt whether the ball was on or not
Kane ankle roll looks pretty bad
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)
Jesus
Kane replaced with Eriksen sucks to be janssen
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)
Fucking beat them or else
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)
Beat them and the ref obv
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)
Of all the players to leave one on i wouldn't pick wanyama tbh
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)
Lovely finish
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)
Love it when a small player just lets a galoot (or two) at it on a high ball and take the inevitable bounce
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
wallop!
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)
He's been miscontrolling everything but when he's finally got his foot on it he's looked on his game today
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)
Let the cuntish begin eh
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)
Mass brawl, five-game suspensions for their entire squad imo
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)
Which one of the krays is this
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)
I keep imagining Vincent Janssen standing there in front of the mirror, night after night, trying and failing to perfect that celebratory handshake that no one's bothered to teach him.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)
ah that was another beauty
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)
Shocking first touch again from son there
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)
Not gonna slag walker who brings a huge amount to the gig but man oh man trippiers delivery gives us another attacking dimension altogether
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)
Three nil
Another great finish
― groovypanda, Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)
Now would be a really good time to bring Janssen on, we'll almost certainly need him in the coming weeks and it's his best opportunity to score a confidence goal.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)
Yep
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)
Two pretty clear penalties could've boosted his coffers today too but arguably the penalties are just becoming a stat to beat him with
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)
And a nice one at that!
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)
Yay!
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)
Get im off
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)
haha
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
Son ht
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
Singing "we're going to Wembley" feels wrong when we've already played four games there this season and lost three of them.
Goalkeeper lol.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
state of this Utd team
― Number None, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)
...it might just be crazy enough to work!
― Number None, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)
Kind of been saying that
― Pengest Khan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)
oh ffs
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)
maybe not
― Number None, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)
Oliver is such a fucking sump
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)
Mourinho hasn't given a shit about this game imo
― Pengest Khan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)
Rojo was very good for United. Pogba looks like he's lost the will to live
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)
5 match ban for Rojo to come I presume. What a fraudulent team with their tactical rotation of fouls on Hazard. Nice trolling from Conte of Mou after the game by calling Utd the strongest squad in the league.
― pandemic, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)
Think Keita of RB Leipzig is the only central mid I'd take ahead of Kante this season.
― pandemic, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)
Rojo's had a great season, he's a real scrapper. Still makes me nervous as hell watching him though, you always think there's a card just round the corner. Bit like Herrera really.
Ashley Young ran his socks off, but jesus christ, he cannot kick a ball.
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)
best game I've seen willian have for a while
― nxd, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)
I hope Kante isnt on teh drugs cos the amount of running he does is superhuman
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)
What a fraudulent team with their tactical rotation of fouls on Hazard.
good thing Oliver made up a new rule to compensate for it!
― Number None, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)
Chelsea XI: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Ake; Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro
Tottenham XI: Lloris, Trippier, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Wanyama, Dembele, Son, Eriksen, Dele, Kane
no davies! no hazard or costa and fabregas still not starting
― ogmor, Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)
Davies is no loss at LB, Vertonghen is a very useful player and his passing range from the deep flank is going to be interesting. But Dier is not a strong CB.
Not like poch to shoehorn but clearly felt that he had to keep Son in while keeping the trio of Dembele, Wanyama, Dier in the team.
Can't call this at all.
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte: "I took this decision about our starting XI. At this moment it is part of the season whenever we play any game it is important to have a player in your mind and make a decision.
"You risk in the same way if you start with Diego or Eden or they come on. I try to make the best decision."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)
Shit start Vertonghen caught out left and then everyone caught out centre.
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)
Looked saveable tbh
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)
urgh rubbish start.
Watching in glorious comfort at home but if they go 2 up inside the first half I'm off to the pub
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
Welp
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)
Yeeeeeas
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)
Nice cross
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)
Still think the shape of this team is all wrong, the defenders and Son are all pulled out of position by Davies not being in the team. And we know what happened last time we tried to play Chelsea without a proper left back.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
that is kind of an astonishing finish
― Number None, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)
Oh god not JT
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
XPost I'd say he learned that from Robbie
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)
Moses jumps, but terrible slide in by Son
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
Wanyama all over the place and wtf is son playing lwb for
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
ffs
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
We've been excellent
Chelsea have attacked three times, scored twice and had our best CB booked
Were getting killed in a very select way essentially
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)
Son should never have been in the position to make that tackle in the first place. Poch has fucked up with his team selection here.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)
Eriksen's been v good but idk what Wanyama is supposed to do tbh
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)
Wanyama has let balls and players past him and chosen not to tackle four or five times and has given our defence a problem every time
I've had to eat my words about him because he's been essential all season but he is writing cheques for Chelsea today.
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)
That corner ffs
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)
Whoaaaaaa
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)
that were good
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)
This is Eriksens day
Wonderful
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)
Sweet goal
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)
Amazing from Eriksen just then.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)
this is what willian gets for signing for chelsea
― ogmor, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
medals
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)
Damn
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)
Can't really argue with that.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)
Lost all balance. It'll go to 6 before we get another
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)
Not a bad performance but swatted away when it was required, it's not entirely negative to remind this squad what winning looks like tbh
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)
Four goals from five shots on target.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)
That's what winning looks like!
Ah it's not so bad, not embarrassed or anything
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)
It's not. Spurs played really well. But eh
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)
A great game. I wonder how Spuds would be doing if Danny Rose hadn't got injured. A rare defeat for Poch tactically but still a great performance. Gutted to lose when you've shown so much quality.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)
Danny Rose is absolutely crucial to the tactical balance of the team. If he'd been fit the initial XI would have been completely different and moreover we wouldn't have been treated to the absurd spectacle of of two right backs on the pitch at once. It seems fairly obvious that in a game like that you play as close to you first choice defence as possible. I see the tactical rationale behind playing Trippier but otherwise it made no sense.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 22 April 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)
Essentially Poch needed Wanyama in the team and couldn't bring himself to drop one of Son or Dier. Both of whom have been excellent of late.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 22 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)
we wouldn't have been treated to the absurd spectacle of two right backs on the pitch at once
try being a Utd fan lol
― Number None, Saturday, 22 April 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
It's a very bad result, and I agree that Walker and Davies (in absence of Rose) should have started, and Son on bench.
The odd thing though is that we didn't really lose because of these bad tactical decisions. When Hazard scored on 75, Walker had replaced Son, Trippier was at left-back (and probably not doing much wrong) and we had been dominating the game for 75 minutes, having scored two sublime goals. At 2-2 we were camped in their half for long spells.
So ultimately the result seems to come down to the late turn of fortunes. Which has something to do with CFC's strength in depth - ie who they could bring off the bench, vs the total lack of game-changers on ours.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 23 April 2017 08:33 (eight years ago)
* = we had been dominating the game for 30 minutes, from 45 to 75.
btw I also felt Lloris was unusually poor, even though I'm not certain he was specifically much at fault for the goals - maybe the 1st and 3rd.
― the pinefox, Sunday, 23 April 2017 08:35 (eight years ago)
I only saw the second half and from my perspective Spurs were all over Chelsea (....until Chelsea scored twice)
― Warren's Treat (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 23 April 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)
Yes that is accurate!
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)
excellent day todaycya later sparky
― nxd, Saturday, 6 January 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)
3-1 at home to the Posh. despicable cowards all. Bruce out
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 6 January 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)
Leeds going out to Newport, Saiz sent off for spitting - I think.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 January 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)
RED CARD - Samuel SaizNewport 2-1 LeedsI mean, what on earth is happening here.Robbie Willmott, who has been immense for Newport, is showing referee Mike Dean his shirt. It would appear he is pointing to blood.Dean consults his assistant, turns and gets the red out for Leeds sub Samuel Saiz.Truly odd.
Newport 2-1 Leeds
I mean, what on earth is happening here.
Robbie Willmott, who has been immense for Newport, is showing referee Mike Dean his shirt. It would appear he is pointing to blood.
Dean consults his assistant, turns and gets the red out for Leeds sub Samuel Saiz.
Truly odd.
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)
even that bellend of a ref can't spoil the Cup Magic today.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)
It seems Dirty Leeds fans have a historical hatred of Dean, but last year he made a fool out of himself by awarding them a pen against Barsnley, for a clearly a yard outside the box incident.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)
West Ham medical staff are currently doing a fingertip pitch search for Josh Cullen’s teeth.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)
Stream for spurs match is from a fans mobile in the stands
I can dig it
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)
I can remember a similar, but more amusing occasion where play was stopped until Iffy Onuora's missing contact lens was found.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)
xp
those submarine streams from the stands can be a mixed bag, but most of the streaming sites are shite these days.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)
Cullen's teeth a good metaphor for Moysey's toothless Hammers performance. I feel for Shrewsbury.
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)
r/s
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)
r/streams fyi
When we play any of the big dogs there is usually an acestream link (which gives you a hd stream thru vlc player if you don't know it). But the rest of the time I use the Reddit stream page, which has been full of dud links this season.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)
when I said Submarine, I think meant the Periscope app.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
lol Arsenal.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)
was just going to ask if a brief Arselol would be appropriate
― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)
Player manager, Kevin Nolan :O
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)
No, hold on, that's Notts County, it's not that's funny.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)
Forest don't even have a manager.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)
lol at four minutes of added time, absolute undisguised trolling
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)
Fam out
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)
look forward to the fam greeting this with calm equanimity
also really looking forward to a public debate about video match-ruining technology
― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)
Not much midfeld creativity going on here
#THFC: Vorm, Trippier, Foyth, Vertonghen, Walker-Peters, Dier, Wanyama, Sissoko, Dembele, Llorente, Kane (C). #COYS pic.twitter.com/tsjaXEWorV— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 27, 2018
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)
Bench just announced and Eriksen must have recovered from illness but not sure if 100%
#THFC substitutes: Gazzaniga, Sanchez, Davies, Oakley-Boothe, Georgiou, Dele, Eriksen, Son. #COYS
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)
^ maybe not as they've since deleted that tweet
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)
Well there's eight names there lol
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)
Eriksen just took a turn for the worse
#THFC substitutes: Gazzaniga, Sanchez, Davies, Georgiou, Oakley-Boothe, Dele, Son. #COYS pic.twitter.com/vWVSBwqJtC— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 27, 2018
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)
Looking forward to Moyes' post-match interview tho
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)
Boring team in execution and lack of youth/squad involvement
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)
just seen who you're playing
almost fpd groovypanda for even bumping the thread ffs
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)
Why do cunts who write poems to be read on BBC montages never think that the length of the sentences matter listen cunts scansion is not a long green onion
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)
lol you should be losing
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)
(yeah i'm watching this now ffs)
ah frank nouble, of course. one of our more hapless players of recent years
Lol Tottenham
I think poch should go and I'll just support madrid
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)
Dier is a shit centre half
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)
your child left-back looks like the only one who wants to score
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:00 (seven years ago)
Who could possibly have seen that coming?
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)
ahaha
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)
Like watching a jol team
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)
tbf this lot look like at the very least a good L1 side
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)
newport otoh, championship maybe?
Sissoko some coward on top of everything else
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)
If KWP was taken off then poch out
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)
Son 'll save youse, per usual
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)
just boggling at sissoko
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)
Son saves us, per usual. Great flick.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 January 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)
Gary Birtles commentary the crowning glory here
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 January 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)
This Liverpool game is certainly entertaining
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)
what football's been missing all these years is the delightful stop/start rhythm of American football
― hard to be a spod (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:36 (seven years ago)
Lucky Liverpool spent £75m to shore up their defence
― groovypanda, Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)
what kind of losers get drubbed at home by West Brom?
― hard to be a spod (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)
:( there’s no need to be like that.
― Tim, Sunday, 28 January 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)
oh it was a sick self-burn, don't worry
https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2012/02/12/wolves-1-west-brom-5-match-report/
― hard to be a spod (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 January 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)
Is that true about lawrenson
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 29 January 2018 10:12 (seven years ago)
team var
― nxd, Monday, 29 January 2018 10:15 (seven years ago)
ah Wigan v Man City, should be a blinder
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Monday, 29 January 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)
Brighton away!
― nxd, Monday, 29 January 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVXUkEoWkAAMshv.jpggood old Spotland is keeping it real.
― calzino, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)
Hey congrats! I tuned out when I saw brum was 1-0 up, glad it turned out alright.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)
Kongolo was getting rave reviews on RLeeds commentary, if we do actually manage to string together another win or two then maybe he'll be influential. But at the moment Town have regressed badly. They might need to think about a better game-plan and level of performance than saturday's if they want make the 6th round!
― calzino, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)
Good to hear about Kongolo; seems he's involved in some messy agent-swap affair, he's due for a tribunal the coming days iirc.
Town def needs a better game plan, to stay up also. We can't have Town going down and Wolves going up; it'd destroy the EFL thread proper.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:21 (seven years ago)
15 minute delay to the Coventry game
I'm excited! i think we're gonna get done about 5-1 but still excited
― nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)
Realistically it's gonna be hard to be more inept than Hull
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)
ha they were about 16-1 we're at 10s last time. i looked
― nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)
I nearly stuck a fiver on them for a giggle, took all of 90 seconds to realise that would've been a poor decision
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:58 (seven years ago)
dreams overrobins out
― nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)
at least you put MK out of the cup, enabling me to be sitting here in their lovely new stadium, celebrating my 31st :)
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)
Aww congrats dude!!
Happy for Locadia, soz nxd
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)
haha its fine :) and happy birthday imago!
― nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)
textbook jonson clarke harris
― nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)
hb imago, 3pts off the made-up twats will do nicely. I waited til FT not to curse it.
― calzino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)
:) very gracious! it's been a good day. cheers to you too LBI/nxd!
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:25 (seven years ago)
the state of that var call
― Maconie Youth (NickB), Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)
Why did that VAR still for Mata’s goal look like it was done on snapchat? pic.twitter.com/QvkfuVgngH— Graham Dickens (@GrahamDickens) February 17, 2018
look at those fucking lines
― Maconie Youth (NickB), Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:26 (seven years ago)
Conspiracy!
― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)
straight as an arrow is that!
― calzino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)
Some goal from rondon
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)
So that's that then
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)
Our new superstar player is called moira
Way to take the shine off it Murphy you sour orc cunt
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
Pretty much
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)
Not undeserved.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)
:-o Poch
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)
just passing by, carry on
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)
Pathetic defending all half tbh
Full backs don't see it as their job
Midfield certainly don't
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)
Jesus we're easy to play simple against
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)
Son having an absolute stinker all he wants to do is play wall passes
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:15 (seven years ago)
we've still to go to spotland this season so more defending like that will be a welcome sign
― imago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:18 (seven years ago)
If sissoko can pick a pass through you then Harry winks should be ashamed of his showing thus far
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)
winks' showing is over
― imago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)
What is a defender doing having legs around Dele poor decision should have cut them off
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)
jokes
― Number None, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)
Oh my goodness
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)
Lolz
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)
loooool
― imago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)
If these lads hadn't changed attitude at half time they'd have scored ten
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)
Tidy finish that
― Maconie Youth (NickB), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)
Poch out lol.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)
Poch out for sure
No kane no verts no clue
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)
Dele was a diver and he's always down
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)
lol
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)
Kyle Walker still a liability.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)
what the hell was that defending lol
― imago, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)
Can't see City not getting a goal back in this ten minutes tbf
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)
(but fingers crossed eh)
City have had 83% of the possession with 10 men. Good old Kyle.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)
The look of disbelief on the Wigan lad's face immediately after scoring was amazing.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)
Will Grigg is on fire imo
― cajunsunday, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)
well then
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)
I would hate to be the team City play next.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)
Wigan stadium announcer whacking Oasis on immediately after the final whistle was some first rate shithousing by the way.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)
lol xp
― imago, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)
they're playing arsenal twice on the trot fyi
― Maconie Youth (NickB), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)
...
― imago, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)
sorry i'm new here
impossible nearly to believe but sometimes our stentorian site moderator has a joke in him
― imago, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)
gotten a bit naughty
Wonder if Aguero gets looked at pushing the ref after the card & him going after a fan New levels from city when things don’t go their way pic.twitter.com/vVujgjhHTp— nick c (@onlyfoolsunited) February 19, 2018
― Number None, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)
Absurd.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)
Forced into agreement with Robbie Savage ffs.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)
FA replays aren't on the BBC?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)
It’s on BT Sport tonight l
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)
About the only broadcaster I can't receive, shame. Will make due with SV & RSavage
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)
hope rochdale are savouring that special wembley atmosphere
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)
All penalties this VAR is no good if ref is a cheating cunt
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)
Slightly mollified but delay is shocking
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)
lol great pen mate
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)
Five minute wait to see whether a foul was inside or outside the box, crowd booing, players rolling eyes, penalty, Son stutters on the run, Son Booker, back to VAR to see if it should be disallowed.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)
Son what the actual fuck
at least everyone gets to stand about in a blizzard for 10 minutes
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)
But how is it a booking how is it not just a replay what actual rules is this man playing
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)
this is one of the worst officiating performances I've ever seen
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)
I always thought you had to retake...?
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)
Lol
woooooooooo!
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:17 (seven years ago)
Illegal feinting my sainted aunt
I believe var can work and I believe this implementation is an attempt to say they tried and it couldn't be done
Good work spurs good work lads magic of the cunts
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)
Would've expected a "VAR is a cunt" from Deems by now tbh.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)
var out man
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)
When is poch gonna face the type of questions Wenger is at press conferences
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
deems with the textbook false flag accusation there lol
agree that VAR should only be for really obvious stuff
― imago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:24 (seven years ago)
There is no justification for a thirty second delay the ref has a like he can ask for a ruling while game goes ahead so that he has a yes/no as soon as a break occurs
Also the ref is a cunt
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)
Sijoko
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)
The ref is a fuckin psychopath
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)
The cunt is on a dare
It's a marketing campaign from virgin
Seriously
He's now demanded a retake of the kick off seriously this guy's nuts
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)
uh oh refs on a call
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)
Good finish
Lamela gon get sent off rite
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:57 (seven years ago)
Get involved#bbcfacup or text 81111Duncan, Isleworth: Despite all the criticism VAR has got every decision right. Could this match go down in history as the most perfectly officiated game of football in history?!
#bbcfacup or text 81111
Duncan, Isleworth: Despite all the criticism VAR has got every decision right. Could this match go down in history as the most perfectly officiated game of football in history?!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:57 (seven years ago)
Duncan, please join ILF immediately.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)
Cuncan
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)
I can see why Chris foy used to get hatemail
Given the amount of time I've spent stuck on Wembley Way, I wonder what the chances are of there being anyone at all in the stadium at the final whistle.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)
pretty sure it's illegal to wear white kits in the snow
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)
Llorente is the greatest player we've ever had actually
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)
For a winger, Lucas Moura doesn't half spend a lot of time marauding through the middle of the park. Enjoying it a lot tbh.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)
can hardly see the fucking ball on my stream
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)
It's raining "fitba has died tonight" comments on the beeb. Almost enough for me to support using a 100 VARS every match, plus throwing a dice, and tarot cards, to determine the outcome.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)
Moira
Just gonna leave the autocorrect ffs
Looks to have the type of penetrative intent and well-chosen end product that really does show up lamela and alli quite a bit tbh
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)
is it still the ref who decides to abandon the match srs qn
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)
yes but depends on ref having taken the blue or red pill before the match
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)
Call it off, ref.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)
Is there not an orange fucking ball somewhere in Wembley Stadium?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)
Oh god we're gonna hear about this from the Mobrays and Shearers and Nults and Lawros for weeks to come. The People otm, VAR is bad.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)
who knew it would snow? xp
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)
Absolutely dying at the ref trying to spray the line there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)
Lol yes
― Bully Corgan (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:31 (seven years ago)
The standard for overturning the referee's original decision is that there has been a "clear error", sometimes expanded to "clear and obvious error"
don't disagree that it can work, but every game I've seen it in so far, the refs seem terrified not to use it
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)
happy to revisit it when it's run by some infallible AI that can make decisions instantaneously
― https://cdn1.umg3.net/95/files/2018/01/BANNER.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)
Saying this in the pub all night, just couldn't see that ball at all
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)
Missed this at the time
Haha! Son mocking #VAR pic.twitter.com/jjH5xqbK8s— ◄Darren Perry► (@mrdarrenperry) February 28, 2018
― groovypanda, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:21 (seven years ago)
Love him so much
― Finn T Buoty (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:31 (seven years ago)
love var
― nxd, Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)
Beautiful from Eriksen just then.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:32 (seven years ago)
There's a real air of artisanal farmers market vanilla about this.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:41 (seven years ago)
VAR fun again.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:42 (seven years ago)
I like how you can feel the cauldron of hatred building during every second of a VAR break. They should try it during the Galatasaray Fenerbahce game just to see what happens.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:09 (seven years ago)
Anyway this turned out to be a compete piece of piss, unlike those matches against Newport County and Rochdale. Fuck a Premiership.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:10 (seven years ago)
Get iiiiiiin
― as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (seven years ago)
^^^^^^
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)
ashley young at the wrong end of the pitch for that one
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)
Poch Out
― la vache qui pleure (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)
having to imagine deems on dembele there
― imago, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)
nah
giving the ball away by playing it out of our third
and full backs being left to do the job of centre half at far post from deep cross, while centre half is marking space
both ever present all season and totally down to poch
valencia should be off, amd utd getting away with niggly stuff
narrow spurs win
tho tbh dembeles worst game all season, Def
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)
that's Herrera either doing his job or being an annoying little twat depending on your perspective
― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)
it's the ref not tbh
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)
sanchez actually turned up for a change
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)
yeah I'm warming to him
― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)
masterclass from mourinho so far in abusing the weaknesses in our setup.
lots of spurs players in the right positions but doing little or no tackling/pressing seems curious
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)
kane not fit
son and eriksen bottling easy possession
alli reverting
feels bad
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)
Uh oh.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)
srsly???
― la vache qui pleure (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)
countdown to fellaini
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)
every cunt you knew would let you down and a few who surprised you just for the big day
think of the fellas who'll be looking to move to a big club to win trophies this summer, a few cunts would want to be shown that goal when the time comes
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)
two goals pottered into the middle of the fucking goal
bottling cunts
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)
great to have u back deems <3
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)
only for this rly
what does son look like out there this past hour. absolute shocker. pissed himself.
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:42 (seven years ago)
lads
thats tottenham
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)
dembele was shocking today.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)
fucking rubbish. stick to five a side down the rec if you only feel like playing for 20 minutes
not exactly a Lloris cheerleader at this juncture but I reckon he would have saved both those goals
Jones should have been MOTM I reckon, quietly excellent
don't really care about the FA Cup that much but I do care about an endemic and decades-long inability to perform in games with identifiable consequences
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)
Think young must’ve been told to stay back in that second half, spurs got shut down on that right wing and it made a huge difference imo
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)
Herrera MOTM by a distance. When he's on this form, as he has been the last couple of weeks, I wouldn't swap him for anyone
― Number None, Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)
love that guy, must be such a pain in the arse to play against
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)
Herrera was sublime.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 April 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)
another big game where the opposition manager has made a mid-game tactical change poch has no answer to
― ogmor, Sunday, 22 April 2018 11:05 (seven years ago)
not this michael oliver prick again
― chant down basildon (NickB), Saturday, 19 May 2018 16:16 (six years ago)
oh he's a fucking donkey.
― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 19 May 2018 16:36 (six years ago)
ughhh. that whole thing. fucking rubbish.
― chant down basildon (NickB), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:08 (six years ago)
well that was boring
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:14 (six years ago)
"fantastic scenes of the chelsea supporters"
the stadium is practically empty by now, lol. this was a shit show.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:22 (six years ago)
Sounded like complete bollocks but tbh Chelsea United is always the worst of all possible cup finals so I just didn't bother.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:28 (six years ago)
LOL Phil Jones. Great pick, Garetth.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 21:57 (six years ago)
if jones hadn’t lunged in, there’s every chance that de gea would’ve made the save
― chant down basildon (NickB), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:20 (six years ago)
he tries hard, badly
Asian Cup can fuck right off.
Son has been brilliant tonight
― groovypanda, Friday, 4 January 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
lol at bringing Kane on at this stage.
― ShariVari, Friday, 4 January 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
Skipp threading a needle pass to Llorente is satisfying enough to post thru the hubris
Kane coming on which really might be actual hubris
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 January 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
Tranmere not actually shamed tbfttl
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 4 January 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
jesus this is awkward
redknapp slavering all over poch like the lil dog
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 4 January 2019 21:54 (six years ago)
Lol at Aurier celebrating his first goal before it even went in.
― Matt DC, Friday, 4 January 2019 23:36 (six years ago)
I think he was appealing for a corner!
― ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 23:41 (six years ago)
lol as if Gillingham beating Cardiff is what passes for an upset in this round.
― calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
Newport are having a good crack at this, could be two up, rather than one.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 6 January 2019 16:52 (six years ago)
who are yer
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Sunday, 6 January 2019 18:23 (six years ago)
Finally!
― Matt DC, Sunday, 6 January 2019 18:36 (six years ago)
Banger!
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
Wolves are so satisfying to watch when they're like this. one's own affiliations notwithstanding obv
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 January 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
mate
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
coward Ruddy falling on the ball to waste time instead of trying to score while Mignolet was at the Wolves end... tarnished a great performance for me Clive
jk that was a treat
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 January 2019 21:42 (six years ago)
Ruddy: Everton's best goalie of all-time. Came on after 9min vs Blackburn (Iain Turner sent off) in Feb 2006, clean sheet. Never played again.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2019 22:01 (six years ago)
Saw snatches of the game while at work, missed Ruben's goal, yay us, god bless Nuno
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 23:44 (six years ago)
THUDD <3
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
good stuff this
is there a richer person to have gone into mgmt than lampard?
henry?
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:14 (six years ago)
Just turned it off, couldn't get into it. Andrew Marr on BBC4 at 9 so I might well be back for the second half tho.
― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
Gerrard or Zidane maybe?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
lovely goal and theyre playing lovely stuff
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
have to imagine frank at least matched stevie g over a longer career at Chelsea and all that
dunno what zidane was earning between playing and taking gig but id have thought wage inflation was crazy in the few years after he retired
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
shit decision to disallow that.
Henry, surely
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
dont forget lampards v lucrative stint with city
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
Thinking of endorsements, etc
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
also price of pies obv, expenditures are a factor
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
Southampton choke
― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 22:27 (six years ago)
not confident with Lukaku and Sanchez starting
but if Solskjaer can get them playing he really is a miracle worker
― Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:10 (six years ago)
well shut my mouth
― Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
he is risen
― Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
good stuff
was that not a bit dickish from lingard in the celebration tho!
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
well it is Lingard
― Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
tbh know nothing about the guy
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
thats a pen
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
jesus christmas we need lvgball back for this second half
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
i like football
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
lol i was like wait has lukaka ever scored a fk
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
nerves will have been shredded
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
bleh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:43 (six years ago)
ref wont be giving out any second yellows anyway
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 21:49 (six years ago)
Just tuned in for the very end of the battle of the albions - there's no fucker there. Was the stadium this empty for the whole match?
― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:26 (six years ago)
yep, pretty much
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:03 (six years ago)
Giddy up!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
give that man a new contract!
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:04 (six years ago)
I love Paul Pogba
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
remember when the previous manager dropped him for his last three games
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
Gary Lineker's uneasy snigger, pretending to find Alan Partridge funny, was in itself a very Alan Partridge moment. The magic of the fa cup!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
lol my thoughts exactly
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
those crosses that header tho
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
good this
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
sanchez looking lively, wtf is going on?
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:05 (six years ago)
play him up front or not at all imo
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
Still think it should've been 3-0 after that first Rashford rush of the second half. Lukaku was either too slow or not smart enough to get there.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
he never moves in the box
it's infuriating
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
Aye, it was on a platter ffs
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
That's what 500k a weeks buys ya!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:13 (six years ago)
Miserable Chelsea fans. Sweet.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
Herrera obviously MOTM Keown you plank
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 21:19 (six years ago)
Chelsea look fucked
― ogmor, Monday, 18 February 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
second goal was basically just a huge 1-2 between pogba and rashford
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:35 (six years ago)
chelsea again in the next round plz
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dzt88QmWoAALu7A.jpg
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
herrera vvg
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 22:19 (six years ago)
how are team billions gonna curbstomp this particular dream
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:13 (six years ago)
i think we'll just play our usual game tbh
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:23 (six years ago)
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:30 (six years ago)
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bullshit non-penalty goes in off the post and the keeper's legs, is how
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:58 (six years ago)
man i am so over these bastards, can the entire uae go bankrupt or something
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
or wherever they're from idk
if city win all four this year I think they should be forced to disband
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:20 (six years ago)
split into man city north and man city south
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:29 (six years ago)
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beautiful
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:29 (six years ago)
Solskjaer shading into Wenger there.
― Bielsa, Bub (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
Aguero's winner was offside too but nyeah nyeah you're not a Prem team so no VAR for you, my friend
― . (Michael B), Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
God I love Moutinho so much
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
United have got the taste for dodgy VAR handballs now
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
GET IN
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:22 (six years ago)
Can't believe the time in the box
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
Fair play to rowley mayonnaise
― kolarov spring (NickB), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
Assist from Pogba
― . (Michael B), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
Commentary team totally ignoring our Sherpa Van trophy win there
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:27 (six years ago)
You beauty
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
Worried about Solskjaer subbing himself on now tbh
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:29 (six years ago)
These guys is shook
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
Fucking classic VAR
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:35 (six years ago)
that’s a horrible tackle to rewatch tbf
― kolarov spring (NickB), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
united attack look like they’re trying to thread wet spaghetti through a concrete wall
― kolarov spring (NickB), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
Ffs i'm already hyperventilating
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
well done wolves
― kolarov spring (NickB), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:50 (six years ago)
Our Wembley record is 100 percent this season iirc
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:50 (six years ago)
cheap shot
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:57 (six years ago)
Unbelievably bad refereeing in the Millwall / Brighton game. With VAR it would have been a completely different match.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:35 (six years ago)
in keeping with the theme of the decade, plucky racists trumping nice leftie wets, or something
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
not that we don't have loads of racists as well but yknow our forum's brexit thread is mostly remain, let's see theirs, actually let's not
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:50 (six years ago)
Last second People's Equalizer
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:57 (six years ago)
Lol, I turned off in disgust in the 87th minute.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:58 (six years ago)
Is this going to penalties?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:59 (six years ago)
hopefully going to Millwall Brawl With Each Other; Reduced To Six Men; Lose By Default
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
I have a dream
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:02 (six years ago)
Red for Millwall. God's on dis.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:30 (six years ago)
Goal ruled out unfairly, rip god
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:32 (six years ago)
There should be an enquiry into how this match has been officiated.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:33 (six years ago)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:44 (six years ago)
Justice!
― ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:45 (six years ago)
lol at stewards fencing off the area where bha players are celebrating. only at millwall.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:45 (six years ago)
Bring on Man City then
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
Watford mate
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:53 (six years ago)
Just seen
D'oh
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 March 2019 16:58 (six years ago)
Gave up watching that match, it was so dreadful, seems like I missed all the fun.
― Bielsa, Bub (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 17:57 (six years ago)
From the commentary it would seem Sollymarch made a significant contribution to the outcome, I don't know who this March guy is they're crediting with the equalizer though.
― Bielsa, Bub (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:00 (six years ago)
Excellent match. Deulofeu’s goal was phenomenal.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:40 (six years ago)
Drama!
― ShariVari, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
Looks like i picked the wrong week to give up making jokes about giving up things
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:56 (six years ago)
Yeah the Deulofeu goal was a beaut
ahhh bollocks
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 April 2019 17:41 (six years ago)
Commiserations NV, :(
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:10 (six years ago)
can't moan, it was always going to be that kind of game and hopefully our younger players will learn from it. the cup run's been gravy on a great season. still believe this is the start of establishing ourselves as trophy contenders.
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:28 (six years ago)
that is pure me from deulofeu
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 April 2019 22:36 (six years ago)
spurs supporting friend messaged me earlier to say that he wanted to score that goal
like a funfair stall, he cuffed it into the ball-sized 100-point hole
― imago, Sunday, 7 April 2019 22:44 (six years ago)
Fuck's sake City sort it out
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (five years ago)
Watford undone by the aerial power of Raheem Sterling and David Silva.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:27 (five years ago)
Cheers lads, another 5 or 6 would be nice
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:36 (five years ago)
Keep 'em coming
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:40 (five years ago)
Oh Kev you little scamp
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:18 (five years ago)
wheres you sense of romance, nv?
a 4-0 trashing (probably another goal or 2 yet) was inevitable really
― . (Michael B), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:28 (five years ago)
my sense of romance is watching Wolves in the Europa come July :D
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:31 (five years ago)
Even Scottish football's more competitive than this tbh.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:38 (five years ago)
good dry run for cl final this
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:48 (five years ago)
i dunno man i can see Liverpool getting at least 1
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 17:49 (five years ago)