Fuck yalls disinterest in this shambolic money laundering footy tournament! PSV are in it ffs, after ages. And we're in it to win it.
It's a special year, because the ILX Spurs massive will meet the ILX PSV massive. The latter is, granted, not very massive (it me). But we're off to a surprisingly good start this year. PSV won 0-7 from ADO last weekend, I can't remember the last time Spurs beat ADO by those numbers, if at all. Harr harr, but this is the CL 18/19 thread, since no one bothered to start one before me.
I will tell you all one thing: we will probably finish fourth in this diabolic group. But we have these two:
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:32 (six years ago)
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Hirving 'Chucky' Lozano and Erick Gutierrez. A true bromance. Played together since they were 11 at Pachuca, Mexico. Now, finally, reunited at PSV. Guti played his first 20 minutes last Saturday, when PSV thrashed ADO 0-7. Guti came on, his first ball contact was delivering a 50 yard pass to his buddy Chucky. Five minutes later he scored like fucking Juninho could, a belter.
They, my friends, are ready. Show me what you've got.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:35 (six years ago)
These 17:55 kickoffs are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:59 (six years ago)
jim white couldnt believe it yesterday when it came up"must be a mistake"
gl lbi!
― nxd, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:04 (six years ago)
fuck football
― NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:09 (six years ago)
hard to judge PSG as opponents tonight - they choke evey year but Mbappe and Neymar on the other hand...
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:05 (six years ago)
true but they usually do well in the group stage
― Jibe, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:07 (six years ago)
ty nxd!
Matt DC otm abt the kickoff time obv. I'll probably miss the first 45 mins of the drubbing due to work lol
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:46 (six years ago)
dier already playing shit loose balls across our box
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (six years ago)
aurier davies offside traps oh god
Making Inter look competent isn’t something anyone else has managed this season, so hats off.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:07 (six years ago)
ffs we should've scored twice already
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:09 (six years ago)
this is nuts, we're daring them to press us five yards out
but are playing p well
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:16 (six years ago)
we are flinging the ball away from ourselves thru aurier lamela and davies atm
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:24 (six years ago)
ah well, it was good while it lasted. free kick messi one you don't save tho.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:27 (six years ago)
kane misses a good chance one on one and we look like we will give up a goal before ht imo
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:34 (six years ago)
feisty game
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:37 (six years ago)
aurier looks..
good
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:00 (six years ago)
fuck eric dier now tbh
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:03 (six years ago)
that feels like a bit of payback for Saturday
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:05 (six years ago)
Bizarre goal that.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (six years ago)
well....as i said, payback for sat
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (six years ago)
fuck thats a good chance to give away
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:09 (six years ago)
oh should not be off there
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:14 (six years ago)
lamela looks at times unstoppable and at times awful
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:15 (six years ago)
at times unplayable and at times unplayable
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (six years ago)
reading deems livecomms of a spurs game, you have no idea who's winning or how many goals there have been
― imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (six years ago)
but you usually know the ref is a cunt
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (six years ago)
Take it as read.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (six years ago)
Can’t really begrudge a goal like that.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (six years ago)
ahahahahaha fuck me
― imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (six years ago)
This felt very comfortable and now I'm absolutely shitting it.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:40 (six years ago)
Gah
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:44 (six years ago)
you fucking cunts
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (six years ago)
winks came on a threw that game
inexcusable, far worse than juve
Poch out
Inter were fairly shit. They spent most of the match looking for Spurs players to be booked
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:50 (six years ago)
spurs best performance this season but that was two shit goals to concede at any stage on any stage
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:58 (six years ago)
love2too fight w/ Spurs for third place
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:15 (six years ago)
oh we wont be fighting
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (six years ago)
neither will we tbh
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (six years ago)
Studge
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:35 (six years ago)
Liverpool v much on dis ting
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:40 (six years ago)
Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:45 (six years ago)
https://twitter.com/search?q=tuchel%20looks%20like&src=typd
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:59 (six years ago)
Not a 2nd half team & neymar and mbappe have hardly broken a sweat yet
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:05 (six years ago)
xp damn, didn't know that was a thing
think he reminds me most of the guy playing the wiz in seinfeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_A07Elyw
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:51 (six years ago)
PSG are a joke
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:53 (six years ago)
Otm. Good for Firminho to get it
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:56 (six years ago)
I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started
― gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:57 (six years ago)
Odd second half, PSG didn't seem remotely arsed and Liverpool just passed it around and got complacent which allowed PSG to sneak back into it. Salah looks well off the pace.
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:09 (six years ago)
Was Keita injured?
― gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:19 (six years ago)
Nah he was on the bench
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:30 (six years ago)
Yes, he doesn't look like a football manager, that's for sure.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:35 (six years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/7IxyvQM.png
"I'm the Wiz! Nobody beats me!"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:42 (six years ago)
http://dazedimg.dazedgroup.netdna-cdn.com/900/azure/dazed-prod/1150/2/1152023.jpg
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:45 (six years ago)
Florian! I stand corrected, this is him.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:52 (six years ago)
My initial reaction was "blonde Jared kushner" but it didn't really check out
― gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:57 (six years ago)
(xp) Well, they both look very German, true.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:58 (six years ago)
Shaktar-Hoffenheim an entertaing blend of brilliance and ineptitude. Julian Nagelsmann has ditched his usual jeans and t-shirt and is looking more like Miles Teller than ever.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:32 (six years ago)
Ajax vs AEK game entirely predictable. Ajax winning 3-0 against a team that would be put to shame by Charlton Athletic, and yet all the media and Ajax themselves acting like they just butchered Real Madrid. Some things never change.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:49 (six years ago)
Ronaldo straight red
Lyon 1-0 up against Citeh
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:32 (six years ago)
No idea why Ronaldo got a straight red but lol it's on
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:33 (six years ago)
Off the ball incident apparently
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:35 (six years ago)
i’m just gonna enjoy lyon leading 1-0 cos there’s no way they can hold on to that
― Jibe, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:36 (six years ago)
As the biggest hater of Cron on the planet I must conclude the video evidence is inconclusive non-existent.
Firmly rooting for Lyon, Jibe, you're not alone!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:40 (six years ago)
Yeah, that’s a joke.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:41 (six years ago)
apparently he's out of both Utd games now lol
Utd have been poor natch, but Pogba scored a lovely goal and Dalot looks quite promising
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:42 (six years ago)
Pogba goal was gr8.
Nb. For the very first time in my life I am watching a telly show that clicks from goal to goal and highlight to highlight, between all six CL matches on right now. This is not how football was meant to be enjoyed. Very odd.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:45 (six years ago)
lol now they score a secondwhat the hell is happenig
― Jibe, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:45 (six years ago)
Second for Pogba!Second for Lyon!<3
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:46 (six years ago)
penalty decision was a shocker. Handball extremism is killing football
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:47 (six years ago)
Pogba's run-up was so so great tho
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:48 (six years ago)
h8 the run-up so much
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:48 (six years ago)
Nah, Pogba ran up the nerves of the keeper there.
Agree that this handball-nazism is killing footy tho
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:50 (six years ago)
The red card for Ronaldo was an atrocious decision. But then he cries, he cries again, he leaves the pitch crying, and it's just so satisfying.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:52 (six years ago)
I’ve seen Lyon squander so many 2-0 leads against far lesser teams that I’m fully expecting a 4-2 loss now that the 2nd half has begun
― Jibe, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:04 (six years ago)
No way. Lyon is bossing this big time.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:12 (six years ago)
Nice to see Renato Sanches back and looking like himself again.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:16 (six years ago)
Bale really is thriving with Cron gone, isn't he?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:17 (six years ago)
they look nothing like the team i’m used to seeing on the weekendsalmost a third now!
― Jibe, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:18 (six years ago)
My sole wish is Depay sealing the deal here. Pep's bunch are being drubbed here.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:22 (six years ago)
Silva closing in. I really hope Jibe's "we've thrown 2-0 before" won't happen now.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:27 (six years ago)
Sweet goal from Mariano for Real.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:51 (six years ago)
Well done Lyon.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:52 (six years ago)
well that was unexpected the french football board i read where lyon fans mockingly call genesio pep are in complete disbelief
― Jibe, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:53 (six years ago)
Well done Lyon indeed.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (six years ago)
44 seconds lol.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:07 (six years ago)
Oh shit they've equalised.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:08 (six years ago)
yeah, it's all City now too
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:08 (six years ago)
valencia is scum now
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:25 (six years ago)
he's not scum. He's just an ex footballer
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:37 (six years ago)
wtf eric?
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:38 (six years ago)
Lukaku doing stepovers pic.twitter.com/ZmI9zCi8WJ— t 🇳🇴 (@VintageRambo) October 2, 2018
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:49 (six years ago)
lol
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:52 (six years ago)
ref having a laugh if he hasnt booked any utd player but three valenciennes
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:53 (six years ago)
after one of the most cynical professional fouls you'll ever see. Get some new material man
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 19:54 (six years ago)
I mean there's any amount of things to clown this Utd team about
the valencia tackle through guedes was a red
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:00 (six years ago)
couldve ended his career
etc
Lyon 2-0 down at home to Shaktar.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:19 (six years ago)
actual lol lolgba
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
fairly convinced that Sanchez will go down as the worst signing in our history at this point
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:46 (six years ago)
I *almost* feel sorry for Sanchez at this point
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:46 (six years ago)
Real life lols at that Lukaku stepover tweet
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
ref a joke ffs
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
Madrid still losing to CSKA.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
hate to give mourinho any relief but pogba an embarrassment tonight
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:53 (six years ago)
that's an utterly idiotic comment. Seriously, seriously moronic
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:56 (six years ago)
he's literally the only player providing any forward impetus
Another nail in Mou's coffin
― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:07 (six years ago)
one match closer to that £26m
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:07 (six years ago)
"Has watching Manchester United become a bit dull?" says Gary
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:14 (six years ago)
nn we need a mediator or something
pogba flicked, waved his leg and fell over half of his chances at possession or passing tonight
he finished the game strongly but up to that comment he was total waste
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:00 (six years ago)
actual embarrassing things about tonight's game
the two lumbering giants beside Pogba (one of whom is undroppable despite being useless all season and the other who's never been a footballer)the (undroppable) knackered carthorse of a strikerthe (also undroppable) past-it converted winger at right-backhaving the same player take every corner despite being utterly shit at them for this entire careerthe manager's complete inability to construct a coherent game plan and inability (or unwillingness) make any changes to positively affect the game
Pogba and Shaw were the only Utd players to come out of that match with any credit. Sorry, but you're peddling comments section shite
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:08 (six years ago)
if i am its a coincidence tbh
agreed that all yr players were p bad tho. hadnt watched utd in a while (i mean i watched the spurs match but i was focused on how bad we were until the third went in) and ok lots of individuals bumping into each other out there but....tactically v confused is the kindest youd say re mourinho
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:11 (six years ago)
there are some really obvious things he either doesn't see. lukaku is desperately out of form so don't play him. I don't know what the point of sanchez ever was but he shouldn't ever play again. fellaini is a very effective last 10 minutes target man but he's not a centre mid. pogba is our best player by a country mile so fucking well be nice to him.
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:16 (six years ago)
*either doesn't see or wilfully ignores, I meant to write
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:17 (six years ago)
Yep. Even discounting his form, Lukaku needs to be rested now and again, but Mourinho needs to have a big lad up front so he plays literally every minute of every game (even though his skillset doesn't conform to the players Mourinho's typically used in that role in any way). Sanchez actually played up front in pre-season and looked decent, so I have no idea why that couldn't be tried even if it was just for 15 minutes a game.
He "trusts" Matic (who looks increasingly like he's done) and Fellaini so we end up with a horrifically static midfield with no pace on or off the ball, while a 50m signing languishes on the bench and one of our more promising youngsters is banished from the squad entirely in favour of Scott fucking McTominay (who, surprise, suprise, is another lumbering beanpole)
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:27 (six years ago)
Ultimately, as incapable of doing this job as Mourinho clearly is, the broader problem is Woowar et als inability to decide to either back him or sack him. The level of painful stasis at Utd is kind of amazing right now.
― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:00 (six years ago)
Did lloris stop off at the pub on the way in?
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:04 (six years ago)
thread title delivers
three shit goalkeepers, love it
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:07 (six years ago)
joke goal
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:11 (six years ago)
Well, this will be character building at least.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:11 (six years ago)
To be fair to the lad that Messi through ball was magnificent.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:14 (six years ago)
lol that was some Harlem Globetrotters shit
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:30 (six years ago)
what a hit
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:31 (six years ago)
That was absolutely insane.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:32 (six years ago)
Given Wanyama usually takes about five games to get going it was a bit ambitious to try and fling him straight into this.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:33 (six years ago)
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total
for some irritating reason my actually-pay-for-it streaming service doesn't have the lfc/napoli game, but i gather keita got injured? anyone watching?
― gbx, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:33 (six years ago)
timely reminder that spurs are shit at passing
― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:38 (six years ago)
It was an odd one. Keita was just walking around in midfield and then falls to the ground and starts clutching his leg and then had to be stretchered off. Looks like he will miss the City game.
Fairly cagey 1st half in general
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:40 (six years ago)
hmmmm hope it's nothing serious
in other news: this spurs kit is very bad! the fade seems cool up close but at a distance they all look like they're playing with weight lifting belts on
― gbx, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:42 (six years ago)
embarrassing how these children think kicking better players shows character
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:43 (six years ago)
He is so good
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:16 (six years ago)
cunts
how a cross that obvious passes an entire defence
just clowns
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:17 (six years ago)
oh good heres dier
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:18 (six years ago)
wish i could make money on betting spurs won't win a major trophy in my lifetime
― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:22 (six years ago)
Have the Barca fans started singing, "Are you Celtic in disguise?" yet?
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:23 (six years ago)
Inter winning away at PSV too.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:24 (six years ago)
Good timing!
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:24 (six years ago)
World's most flattering scoreline so far.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:25 (six years ago)
alderweireld defending like davies
erik <3
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:25 (six years ago)
Hugo's back on it I see.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:26 (six years ago)
stupid pissed twat
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:27 (six years ago)
Sissoko lol.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:28 (six years ago)
assuming this is a hugely enjoyable game objectively
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
Busquets and Lamela could get tasty these last few minutes.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
it's a lark, yeah
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:32 (six years ago)
clocked an Aurier-esque trio of foul throws from Barca, the last one the only to get a reaction
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
thats a red card all day
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
ref is sus
― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:34 (six years ago)
English commentary
"pique has actually kicked kane on the knee there really"
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:34 (six years ago)
someone tell these cunts that being dirty for effect is good and being stupid obvious filth is worthless
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:36 (six years ago)
Cracking from Winks though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:39 (six years ago)
damn Winks ruthless
what was the obv red card, Dier arm in face?
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:40 (six years ago)
Fuck me. Thought that was in
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:44 (six years ago)
That mass doping session around the 70min mark is really paying off.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:46 (six years ago)
red was kane on pique
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:47 (six years ago)
kane dogshit tonight
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
Game over
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
Inevitable
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:49 (six years ago)
Napoli score!
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:50 (six years ago)
every time poch puts on that cunt sissoko he should be charged
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:50 (six years ago)
absurd that we are two gift goals away from a draw here given how shockingly bad we have been
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:51 (six years ago)
messi shouldve scored 4 tonight and still not have done anything worthy of notice spare me the hagiographies
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:56 (six years ago)
Infuriating commentary from BT Sport though, admonishing us for not coming out and attacking Barcelona from the start.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 20:57 (six years ago)
Bad performance from Liverpool, zero shots on target. Napoli well organised and Liverpool reduced to hitting long balls to Salah who still looks off the pace. I'd fancy our chances against Napoli in Anfield though, they don't look too hot up front.
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 21:01 (six years ago)
while it was going on I just felt sick but looking back now it was a pretty excellent game. set up high and played aggressively against barcelona and made for a really attacking, open game. winks-wanyama midfield leaves a lot to be desired and son has been low key useless for ages, but spurs did manage to play themselves back into the game a few times and barcelona were clever and sharp under pressure. the double dummy for the last goal is just ridiculous when you watch it back.
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 October 2018 08:33 (six years ago)
Yeah Deems frothing at the mouth aside I don't think we were that bad, and we responded really well and didn't let our heads go down. Barcelona's front three is just ridiculous.
In midfield where we were just completely inequipped but we would never have set up for that if we'd had the personnel (blame the lack of signings there). Sanchez/Toby/Hugo were rabbits in the headlights mostly but I think with a proper midfield we'd have given them a better game.
Son is just knackered I think, he's been playing football almost constantly for a year without a break. Lamela looks really sharp right now and deserves a run in the team.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 4 October 2018 08:52 (six years ago)
agreed with most of that where not a vicious personal attack like
god help me would aurier have been better than trippier
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:02 (six years ago)
Man Utd really carrying the flag for the Premiership in the Champions League this year, everyone else so disappointing.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:14 (six years ago)
Couldn't watch last night. Seems we've lost to an 'Italy side's gonna Italy', fair enough I'spose (tho their keeper should've been sent off in the first half). We've no business in the CL but looking forward to hoping for a miracle against Spurs and be let down.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 4 October 2018 09:40 (six years ago)
28% possession at home lol
― Number None, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:26 (six years ago)
I predicted a 1-1 on Unibet y bcz ManU can be poor yet stubborn and grinding out ugly results is like Mourinho's raison d'etre. Don't think it's happening though.
Ajax-Benfica is lively, box to box, still 0-0.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:34 (six years ago)
Don't know who broadcasts CL in UK, but do you have one of those switch programs? We have over here. You watch 90 mins of football, but it just switches to where a goal was made or a big chance was had. It's epileptic. Can't imagine anyone enjoying this type of broadcast. It's giving me palpitations.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 19:36 (six years ago)
yeah I think that's whats on BT Sport 1 now "Champions League Goals Show"
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:13 (six years ago)
lukaku more effective at left back!
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:15 (six years ago)
Watching a mid table English team dominate this second half against the reigning Italian champions really does show how much better the Premier League is compared to Serie ATom, London
tom otm
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:40 (six years ago)
Of course Ajax score 1-0 seconds before the match ends smdh
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:51 (six years ago)
I guarantee you Mourinho's basically delighted with that. The unspeakable prick
― Number None, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 20:53 (six years ago)
FYI Spurs fans
These new early starting times are fucking me over: I won't even be able to watch PSV vs Spurs tomorrow due to being stuck in a Very Important Meeting. #verysadlol
PSV come into this having the best league start of a season ever. Nine played, nine won. 36 goals scored, just 3 against. And this includes a 3-0 win over Ajax, tactically butchering them. Best start ever, under our new overlord Mark van Bommel, w/ one of the youngest starting 11 too: we've 4 or 5 of the biggest talents of the last 10 years in the squad rn (Lozano/Bergwijn/Rosario/Dumfries/Angelino). Only question mark for tomorrow is arguably the biggest talent, Bergwijn, who's mildly inured. In short: we've not been in such fine form in ages. Everyone's realistic enough to expect Spurs to win this, even though Spurs have mediocre at best and awful at times this season.
My prediction: Spurs to nick it in drab fashion. But there is a slight chance we could surprise. A draw would be ok. Have a good one tomorrow.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:18 (six years ago)
enough of the mind games
/klata ref
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 21:44 (six years ago)
do the psv fans often sing whoomp there it is?
son over lamela seems questionable on current form, spose he's counting on an open game
― ogmor, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:04 (six years ago)
Chucky vs Davies is already making me nervous.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:07 (six years ago)
watchin one of those bastardized broadcasts where its half bru-mon half us in a hostel bar in hamburg and there are actual english football fans here and like i just cant bring myself to care about the game enough to in any way draw their attn
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:13 (six years ago)
impressively morpnic call from the ref there
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:16 (six years ago)
Lozano looking dangerous
PSV gonna win dis ting
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:19 (six years ago)
pair of fucking cunts in that
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:25 (six years ago)
lloris what the actual fuck are you paid for
im longer in europe than these clowns this season
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:26 (six years ago)
Never in doubt
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:27 (six years ago)
Best ref ever
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:30 (six years ago)
whys that disallowed the german commentator wasnt clear
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:30 (six years ago)
Goalie was in front of spurs guy on the line: offside
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:33 (six years ago)
but two other players were in front o him
not off
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:34 (six years ago)
Dunna matter 1-1 now
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:34 (six years ago)
it does matter it should be two nil ya cuntcha
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:35 (six years ago)
If the first had counted the play would’ve never been the exact same way it was now, not a given it would’ve been 1-2 then
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:36 (six years ago)
And two nil? We scored a goal ffs
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:37 (six years ago)
We’ve been shit after our goal tbh
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:39 (six years ago)
poch out if he doesnt admit thos hifh line is suicide
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:40 (six years ago)
xp we pay two cunts a lot of money not to concede that goal
two nil
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:41 (six years ago)
Lol
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:42 (six years ago)
Can't read all this but Alderwiereld wants sacking and fuck should that've been disallowed
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:43 (six years ago)
Dembele needs to come off immediately. He's lost a lot of pace and is basically trying to make up for it by fouling everyone.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:43 (six years ago)
Spurs really need to go behind to get motivated huh?
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:44 (six years ago)
its that first 'poch out' i post to fb gets em goinh
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:54 (six years ago)
eriksen vs modric
as spurs players
needs discussing
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:04 (six years ago)
answer modric eriksen is a fraud stealing a living obv
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:06 (six years ago)
Modric but there are incomparable factors like team mates and manaver
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:06 (six years ago)
this place has glenfiddich 12 is 8 quid for two 20ml shots even worth calculating as value or not
oh a goal offscreen
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:07 (six years ago)
proper answer is as nv says
but for cutting edge end product its eriksen and for i just love him its modric
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:08 (six years ago)
stinking miss there for inter
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:12 (six years ago)
a man
an optimistic man
is setting up bongos behind me
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:13 (six years ago)
haha, how good a goal would be required for you to commandeer the bongos in celebration?
― ogmor, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:15 (six years ago)
how bad a concession would it take for them to go the way of my takamine acoustic (rip- antony gardner you owe me a guitar)
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:18 (six years ago)
joke joke joke joke
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:31 (six years ago)
psv without a shot on target
poch entirely culpable for backing the drunk and keeping us so high
how are the bongos?
― ogmor, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:36 (six years ago)
untouched by anyone which is all thats saving them
ref is an awful messer tbh
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:38 (six years ago)
thats a cunts goal to concede too
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:39 (six years ago)
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:40 (six years ago)
Missed the sending off cos I was outside having a cig. Goal was ouch
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:41 (six years ago)
Heh
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:41 (six years ago)
i dont actually know what our defenders do or are meant to do anymore
i mean on that ball i know they are meant to risk it passing more daringly than any of our midfielders, thats clear, ok
but off the ball, at set plays, i dont know what it is they understand that they are to do
and i hope they all die
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:41 (six years ago)
At some point, that's a coaching issue
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:42 (six years ago)
well yes poch out
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:43 (six years ago)
cant believe ref just gave a foul against psv
incredible miss by inter holy shit
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:44 (six years ago)
Terrible from Eriksen giving the ball away before the sending off again.This campaign has actually been more embarrassing than the one two years ago and I didn't think that was possible.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:45 (six years ago)
ha yes that was - we're not there yet- at least
tbh comedy radge aside id be properly insane at those inter misses jfc
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:46 (six years ago)
what a way to go out not with a bang but with a fuck you idiots
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:48 (six years ago)
pass from robertson was lovely
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:23 (six years ago)
V soft peno for Liverpool there
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:11 (six years ago)
i'll take it, but v soft indeed
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:20 (six years ago)
Draw between PSG and Napoli too. Good day at the office.
Dortmund look pretty good this year, huh?
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:01 (six years ago)
yeh thought they mighta lost that lil knack they had with mislintat leaving and a bit of an overhaul but its a different beast this season and lookin p promising
― nxd, Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:37 (six years ago)
Monaco joint bottom of the French league and two nil down to Brugge at home in 17 minutes.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:17 (six years ago)
Three nil
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:19 (six years ago)
Liverpool losing too!
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:20 (six years ago)
Not complaining abt the Wembley pitch tonight bcz we've been shit recently - despite winning - and I fear a right drubbing. 4-0 to Spurs.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:22 (six years ago)
and if not are u gonna get drunk and rowdy again
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:25 (six years ago)
what the hell is going on
― gbx, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:26 (six years ago)
nah xp
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:26 (six years ago)
omg Crvena Zvezda <3
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:27 (six years ago)
in that case I too support a 4-0 spurs win
is it aurier or trippier killing us do we know yet
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:27 (six years ago)
cool
what's with poch being so itisamystery.jpg about who's the keeper tonight? "all three keepers have a 33% chance of starting" or w.e. isn't vorm second in line any more?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:30 (six years ago)
id say not tbh after his disaster against liverpool
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:34 (six years ago)
Great day for Monaco all round.
http://tass.com/emergencies/1029537
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 19:30 (six years ago)
Well done Crvena Zvezda.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 19:50 (six years ago)
Yeah well done. 28%-72% possession buys Liverpool a deserved defeat and a disappointed Shaq
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 19:53 (six years ago)
Gazzaniga?! I hardly knew-a
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 19:59 (six years ago)
TOUCHDOWN
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:01 (six years ago)
(it'll be 4-1 but damn I wanted to say that)
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:02 (six years ago)
Ffs
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:02 (six years ago)
cuuuunts
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:02 (six years ago)
obv called that as soon as our fullbacks were caught out ten seconds in
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:03 (six years ago)
Get Dele to mark de Jong, what could go wrong?
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:04 (six years ago)
look you cant do anything about full back positioning or crosses into the box thats just a fact
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:05 (six years ago)
yeah that was an odd choice (if it was a choice) xp
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:05 (six years ago)
thats a foul if foyths second last week was
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:06 (six years ago)
Lol at Kane dive
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:06 (six years ago)
this will be 4-1 8-1 ;_;
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:07 (six years ago)
we'll concede at least once more before half time because full backs because marking crosses
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:11 (six years ago)
be good if alli scores before he gets sent off
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:13 (six years ago)
our new full backs, dumfries and angelino, are the best thing that happened to us this season.
spurs looking lacklustre? i'll fool myself and half believe in a result if we still have this score at half time.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:16 (six years ago)
lol aurier letting the ball go while it's a corner
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:17 (six years ago)
aurier is just an actual clownfooljoke
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:17 (six years ago)
eriksen passing shit since back from injury, he ahould be offered half current wage imo
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:18 (six years ago)
our corners are looking ridiculously dangerous w/ this spurs defense
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:18 (six years ago)
xp he'd take it, too. he's not up to speed and knows it imo
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:19 (six years ago)
dat moura tho
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:22 (six years ago)
Davies should've got a yellow there tbfttl
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:24 (six years ago)
ZOETTTTTT
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:28 (six years ago)
ridiculous non efforts from two yards out itg
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:28 (six years ago)
Darragh otm.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:29 (six years ago)
fun fuckin match tho wha
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
"Tottenham are wondering what they have to do to score here"
maybe try not hitting it straight at the keeper
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
have we ever won a match under hitman poch
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:31 (six years ago)
son has been TERRIBLE
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
ya it's weird. Son was motm in Eindhoven imo.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:34 (six years ago)
stats are cuntish, heartbreaking
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:35 (six years ago)
eleven shots three on target (incorrect at least four saves so far) and one down to their only effort after ,1 seconds
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:36 (six years ago)
our early lead is a pox tho. what rests is defending and hanging on like grim death. best to turn this off and hope it's still 0-1 at 10 pm. nothing left in this for us.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:40 (six years ago)
surely a pen
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:41 (six years ago)
pen, red, thrown out of uefa imo
(it wasnt a pen)
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:43 (six years ago)
hate davies
man davies is a cunt
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:43 (six years ago)
I'd be ok with 20 shots on target if they're all shots from Davies from outside the box.
Sub Pereiro plz, this is embarrassing.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:05 (six years ago)
Never took much notice of Davies, but why is this cunt not a Leeds United player? He should be.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:07 (six years ago)
"Ben Davies" is the ultimate forgettable English footballer name
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:08 (six years ago)
and he's Welsh
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:09 (six years ago)
oops
Uhhh Moura off?! Why?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:19 (six years ago)
cos hes done nothing in the past forty minutes
god this is awful pointless stuff, really just feel like doing the ironing.
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:20 (six years ago)
moura was p good imo.
as i said already, early psv lead is a pox.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:21 (six years ago)
just keep working it to aurier until we lose it then concede a soft chance by targetting davies lack of intelligence or pace
second to every ball as well
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:22 (six years ago)
could play til poch out without scoring, the stats be damned
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:29 (six years ago)
it's funny, our center backs duo is our weak spot. don't know why spurs aren't seeking it out.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:32 (six years ago)
here we go
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:34 (six years ago)
i love llorente tbh
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:35 (six years ago)
god davies you curse
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:39 (six years ago)
barca result going the way of whichever team beats spurs here
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:43 (six years ago)
eriksen has been like a skinny rooney out here tonight, total shite
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:44 (six years ago)
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:46 (six years ago)
never in doubt
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:47 (six years ago)
was always gonna be an utter shin to win it
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:47 (six years ago)
trippier u fool
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:51 (six years ago)
unacceptable cl victory
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 21:55 (six years ago)
Wembley last night was like a half-full cauldron of rage and frustration from the very beginning, although I did have an excellent view of the Aurier fuckup that led to the early PSV corner and the goal. Shit went mental after the final goal but the Barca-Inter result probably makes it irrelevant.
TBH from the moment the team was announced it was obvious it was going to be headless chicken stuff with no one capable of making a tackle on the pitch other than the CBs. I'm not sure that front five had ever played together before either. PSV pretty good at parking the bus though, for most of it at least.
The enormous hole in our central midfield really needs to be addressed in January but I can't see that happening with the stadium situation the way it is. Dembele is largely crocked and running down his contract, Wanyama is never coming back, and we missed Dier badly last night, there was no balance to the team. I thought Winks did reasonably well last night but he was being asked to do way too much. Every side around us in the league has signed a really dynamic, powerhouse central midfielder and in the process improved the team immeasurably, at the exact point ours is falling apart.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 09:12 (six years ago)
Jury's out on Keita tbh
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 09:19 (six years ago)
He's looked good on the occasions I've watched him and will presumably improve as he adapts to English football but fair enough.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 09:33 (six years ago)
feel better this morning tbh poch in
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 10:16 (six years ago)
Gets the sense United could play Juve every week until August and not score.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:30 (six years ago)
That shows what I know.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:44 (six years ago)
to dare such a statement is fundamentally generous imo
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:45 (six years ago)
deems otm
― imago, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:46 (six years ago)
They have done it again!
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:47 (six years ago)
:D
― imago, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:47 (six years ago)
wooo
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:48 (six years ago)
may Jose reign for a thousand years
(Juve should have been out of sight, but that was actually a fairly credible away performance)
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:55 (six years ago)
meanwhile lyon was up 2-0 and 11 against 10 men vs hoffenheim and it ended 2-2 fuckin tired of them doing this over and over
― Jibe, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 21:57 (six years ago)
Spurs used to lose those games (and from further ahead too).
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:03 (six years ago)
Worst penalty decision in history. #ManCity #Sterling pic.twitter.com/eQVSl7X3mb— Comedy Terrorist (@Comedyterrorist) November 7, 2018
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:11 (six years ago)
somw lovely goals in val yb
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:19 (six years ago)
lol jose
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:37 (six years ago)
shame on sterling tbh
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:44 (six years ago)
Some wonderfully ropey defending in Spartak vs Rangers at the moment. 4-3 with half an hour left.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 November 2018 19:20 (six years ago)
A peach from Cornet put Lyon ahead, but it's 1-1 now.
ManU embarrassing themselves against Young Boys.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:20 (six years ago)
Fred has been our best player. so mourinho has taken him off.
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:29 (six years ago)
Prob cos he tried to pass it forward the odd time
This is lobotomy football. A disgrace
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:46 (six years ago)
Never doubt Fellaini.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:51 (six years ago)
grim
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:51 (six years ago)
you know what they say about teams that win when they're playing badly
― Bound 4 da Remoan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 22:08 (six years ago)
Jose Mourinho ⚡️#mufc pic.twitter.com/g2Z4GWWtQk— Peric Bozidar Design (@Fristajler) November 27, 2018
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 22:10 (six years ago)
David Peace must be stalking him by now
― Bound 4 da Remoan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 22:12 (six years ago)
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 22:17 (six years ago)
awful decision from ref to give peno and second yellow against savic there
clearest ball to hand youll see
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 19:36 (six years ago)
ref happy to let em kick us around this is bullshit
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:16 (six years ago)
This is probably the best we've played in the CL since, erm, the first 80mins or so of the last Inter game.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:17 (six years ago)
yeah its good
kane has transformed into messi now ffs
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:26 (six years ago)
jeez
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:28 (six years ago)
30m sissoko absolute steal levy does it again
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
dele not the lockpicker eriksen is but otherwise this is really good
quite a different setup again
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:37 (six years ago)
never trust these PSG pricks
but they've looked quite good
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:38 (six years ago)
That was nearly amazing from Winks. The boy's looking good tonight.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:39 (six years ago)
yep most of it working well
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:44 (six years ago)
jesus thats a red from erik
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:45 (six years ago)
here we go...
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
aurier just played the whole of northern italy onside eech
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:18 (six years ago)
son son son gonna kill em
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:19 (six years ago)
Lamela really does look doubly deranged with that plaster on his forehead. Like a serial killer who's just broken out of a nursing home.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:21 (six years ago)
these are the shaky mins these
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:23 (six years ago)
Messi. Who else really. pic.twitter.com/D8D0EmPift— Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) November 28, 2018
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:31 (six years ago)
Sissoko!
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:37 (six years ago)
Great goal
I don't understand why we're now second in the group.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:39 (six years ago)
Away goal.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:40 (six years ago)
Away goal at Inter?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:40 (six years ago)
goals scored
did it with aurier and davies
who cares
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:40 (six years ago)
Anyway Sissoko best player in the world.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:41 (six years ago)
So just have to go to the Nou Camp and match Inter's result
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:52 (six years ago)
ya
but we have sissoko
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:55 (six years ago)
Am I right in thinking Liverpool might be in a spot of bother now? Assume PSG will beat RSB which would leave Liverpool having to beat Napoli by two goals to qualify.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:01 (six years ago)
that is is the situation yeah
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:06 (six years ago)
oh i guess they can win 1-0 or by two goals
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:10 (six years ago)
marko marin tho
― old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:23 (six years ago)
This is precisely the situation Lpool were in 14 years ago vs Olympiacos. Stevie G is not available.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:11 (six years ago)
how quickly we forget neil mellor and florent sinama-pongolle
― imago, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:27 (six years ago)
without looking it up btw
― imago, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:28 (six years ago)
What is the point of Jordan Henderson? I can only assume he has some dirt on Klopp at this stage
― . (Michael B), Thursday, 29 November 2018 13:47 (six years ago)
Brings stout stolid Englishness to the team... well, more stout stolid Englishness as Milner's already there.
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 November 2018 13:54 (six years ago)
misplaced belief that because he doesn't look like he brings anything he must secretly bring something
― Bound 4 da Remoan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 November 2018 13:56 (six years ago)
Milan currently 2-1 down to a team from Luxembourg... at the San Siro.
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 November 2018 19:18 (six years ago)
Managed to score four since you posted!
― ShariVari, Thursday, 29 November 2018 19:40 (six years ago)
Good job or Gattuso would have been dangling from a lamppost at the end of the night. LOLz that Celtic could bumble through to the next stage and Stevie G's heroic Rangers' lads go out - and possibly finish bottom of their group too!
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:53 (six years ago)
I know that the copa libertadores isn't the champions league but holy shit that boca v river game was a fucking banger
― gbx, Sunday, 9 December 2018 22:06 (six years ago)
shit, missed it
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 00:09 (six years ago)
it was mostly clown shoes but my god the finish was legendary
― gbx, Monday, 10 December 2018 00:30 (six years ago)
ah thats actually an uncanny description of my debs night
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 00:38 (six years ago)
so say we all
― gbx, Monday, 10 December 2018 00:41 (six years ago)
spurs win
see ye in two hours
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:02 (six years ago)
Gotta admit I checked the Barca team before the Spurs team.Come the fuck on PSV.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:02 (six years ago)
I like KWP and I have a horrible feeling of 'this will make or break him' about this game.Dier should be in the team fwiw.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:04 (six years ago)
Come the fuck on PSV.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, December 11, 2018 9:02 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Printing and framing this
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:04 (six years ago)
Magnificent tbfttl.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:09 (six years ago)
Terrible defending but it was never in doubt from the point he won the ball on the half-way line.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:10 (six years ago)
I think there was a dumb back pass to KWP in the area which led to the goal.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:11 (six years ago)
Dembele's on time, for once.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:11 (six years ago)
GET IN LOZANO!!!!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:13 (six years ago)
!!!!!
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:14 (six years ago)
Blow the whistle now!
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:16 (six years ago)
Van Dijk could be off for that. McManaman a blithering idiot
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:19 (six years ago)
Just checking, does goal difference matter or do we just need to match Inter's result regardless of margin?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:20 (six years ago)
I believe it's the latter
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:21 (six years ago)
Yeah, from the beeb:
Spurs are second, ahead of Inter because they have a better head-to-head record in their two matches - they lead the Italians on away goals.They lost 2-1 to Inter in the San Siro in their first meeting in September. So that's 2-2 on aggregate, as it were, after their 1-0 home win.This all means that if Spurs finish level on points with Inter they will be the ones who go through.So, Spurs will qualify if their result at Barcelona matches or betters Inter's result at home to PSV.
They lost 2-1 to Inter in the San Siro in their first meeting in September. So that's 2-2 on aggregate, as it were, after their 1-0 home win.
This all means that if Spurs finish level on points with Inter they will be the ones who go through.
So, Spurs will qualify if their result at Barcelona matches or betters Inter's result at home to PSV.
xp
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:22 (six years ago)
Talking to a merican guy watching Liverpool in our local and for 10 minutes I wanted to say "hey you're not gbx are you?"
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:27 (six years ago)
hahaha
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:27 (six years ago)
would love a PSV win that would also help Spurs tbh. Truth is we're not great atm, keeping Inter at bay. Dangerous counters we have tho, and we sure love counters.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
heartbreaking cowardly slipping fucks
eriksen shitting it, that fk that gave kwp his chance to shine was a pisstake
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:30 (six years ago)
kwp falling over, just keeps falling over how can you be a footballer when you just keep falling over
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:31 (six years ago)
robben made a career out of it tbf
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:32 (six years ago)
We keep passing backwards from advanced positions and we don't have the bite in midfield to deal with a counter. Dier should be on the pitch.I don't think I knew about Valverde ending Poch's playing career though. Narrative.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
son you fool how can you be a footballer if you dont know when to fall over
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:33 (six years ago)
vermaelen should be off
winks passing is gonna give Barca another
were gonna win btw
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (six years ago)
I don't think I knew about Valverde ending Poch's playing career though. Narrative.
For real?!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (six years ago)
He dropped Poch as manager and he never played again.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:35 (six years ago)
We look very threatening but also extremely brittle.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:37 (six years ago)
Did not know that.
Icardi, Perisic and esp Napolitano giving us grief. We're still strong but highly unstable atm... Clinging on to a chance 0-1 like grim death can be so very beautiful.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:37 (six years ago)
barca have given it away all night
but alli eriksen son all poor, very flat
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:47 (six years ago)
Napoli don't look remotely like scoring there
BT's commentary plumbing new depths
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:50 (six years ago)
hugely frustrating we ahould be punishing this rabble but are gonna concede shit goals again
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:12 (six years ago)
may not have played against a worse defence this season tbh
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:14 (six years ago)
kwp is killing us with hesitancy and alli with carelessness
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:15 (six years ago)
Brief enthusiasm about seeing Lamela come on immediately deflated by seeing Messi strip off. Plus the realisation this means Sissoko at RB.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:21 (six years ago)
We're https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGuTa6pWxg btw
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:28 (six years ago)
ffs icardi :(((((
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:30 (six years ago)
The 'Pool v Napoli game is getting too open for my liking
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:40 (six years ago)
Goal!
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:42 (six years ago)
Inter aren't trying anymore since they heard the Barca-Spurs scoreline (and their manager made scenes about it), just passing on the ball quietly and undignified.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:42 (six years ago)
SPURSSSSSS
Inter will score again so Spurs had better not settle.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (six years ago)
Inter will not score again.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (six years ago)
oh jesus Danny
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:46 (six years ago)
Inter will not score againStfu
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:48 (six years ago)
great that we're going so hard to win but my heart
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:48 (six years ago)
It’s over
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (six years ago)
God bless Chucky.
ms mac gon get it tonight
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (six years ago)
What A Miss
that didn't mattee
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:55 (six years ago)
absolutely piss poor effort from Napoli
and it wasn't that good of a save Clive
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:56 (six years ago)
moussa sissoko best player on the pitch
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:58 (six years ago)
Mane missed 2 sitters, last one was particularly shocking, frustrating. He gets himself into good positions but bottles it
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:06 (six years ago)
healthy amount of suffering, incredible result considering the situation 3 games ago. nice one psv!
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:08 (six years ago)
Inter will not score again
Stfu
― Matt DC, Tuesday, December 11, 2018 10:48 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
?!?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:31 (six years ago)
Nabbed a good point at Meazza. God bless Chucky indeed.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:32 (six years ago)
i believe matt was using no more than the customary aggression towards a jinxing cunt ya jinxing cuntya
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:17 (six years ago)
― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, December 11, 2018 1:27 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was at work :(
― gbx, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 03:03 (six years ago)
― Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:08 (six years ago)
FUCK OFF EEYORE
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:08 (six years ago)
we are so bad
it genuinely defies description
― Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:11 (six years ago)
Did Real send out their Under-12 team?
― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:12 (six years ago)
Lukaku is the worst striker Utd have had in 30 years
― Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:31 (six years ago)
Enjoying the City game. Could be about 5 all
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:32 (six years ago)
Schalke vs Man CityAtletico vs JuventusMan Utd vs PSGSpurs vs Borussia DortmundLyon vs BarcelonaRoma vs PortoAjax vs Real Madrid
― Number None, Monday, 17 December 2018 11:19 (six years ago)
oh and Liverpool vs Bayern Munich
― Number None, Monday, 17 December 2018 11:20 (six years ago)
spurs-dortmund should be fun. good draws for man city and lfc (hummels and boateng vs that frwd line..ouch)
― oscar bravo, Monday, 17 December 2018 11:26 (six years ago)
think only the city tie out of the 8 lacks intrigue
― oscar bravo, Monday, 17 December 2018 11:27 (six years ago)
Every German team got an English club. Liverpool Bayern is the really tasty one though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 17 December 2018 11:30 (six years ago)
Lots to look forward to. Spurs-BVB tasty, too.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 December 2018 11:37 (six years ago)
yeah gonna be an honour to crash out to em
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2018 13:49 (six years ago)
Nah, BVB wants to play, it will suit youse just fine. Be glad you didn't get Atletico.
Ajax fans already overwhelmingly sure they will beat Real Madrid. Will be tough to support any team with Sergio Ramos but there's a first for everything.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 December 2018 14:08 (six years ago)
First time in years that this round has mostly even draws. Nice change from previous years when half of the table seemed to come out of the Europa League.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 17 December 2018 14:11 (six years ago)
Dortmund just lost their unbeaten league record to lowly Dusseldorf going into their Winter break
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 21:25 (six years ago)
thought i might as well take the last chance to see spurs in the cl in my lifetime so ive only gone and picked up dortmund tickets
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 23:38 (six years ago)
MU-PSG is a lively affair, good stuff so far. (PSG should've been down to 10 tho w/ Kimbempe)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Angel di Maria I know I know it's serious
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
A former United teammate of di Maria described the winger as “talented but a complete fanny”
bet that was young too tbh
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
Cant see United remaining at 11 either if Pogba and Young carry on as they are
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
ref seems v card happy too
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
I'll be there as well, let me know if you want a fight at half-time.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:52 (six years ago)
Been completely nullified by PSG
Sanchez for Lingard might not actually be the worst turn of events
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:52 (six years ago)
Kinda nicely balanced this in terms of weaknesses
Slightly drunk and arguing about the Solskjaer bubble probly not helping here tbh
― Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:05 (six years ago)
ypung is a piece of shit
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
xp noted matt, tho flying in the afternoon and out the morning means i might save it til ive a few days in the city and can do myself full justice
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
counterpoint: PSG are a pack of diving cunts
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
Oh dear
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
Should be off
Cunt cunt cunt
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
Subs have killed us. Alves with the freedom of the pitch now
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
Felled by a complete fanny
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
di maria offside for the second goal?
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
Looked possible, yeah
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:32 (six years ago)
Didn't get a proper replay
ppl rly struggling with not kicking it at the opposition itm
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, February 12, 2019 9:06 PM (thirty-six minutes ago)
ok, agreed
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:43 (six years ago)
alright, i'm definitely 100% convinced Sanchez is done now
there is no there there
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:50 (six years ago)
LOL Pogba sent off.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
thanks, UEFA
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
jesus sanchez is so far below the level here
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
well that would've cheered jose up anyway
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
My favourite stat of the day is that Buffon"s first Champions League game was 44 days before Marcus Rashford was born.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 22:33 (six years ago)
xp take the good out of it why dont you
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 22:38 (six years ago)
Can't believe these two sub-par teams haven't produced an obvious CL winner between them
― Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:18 (six years ago)
Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Foyth and Sanchez all starting.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:05 (six years ago)
If Foyth manages to go 90 minutes without conceding a penalty against Pulisic and Sancho I will be pleasantly surprised.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
vertonghen lb so
possible that toby goes to rb even
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:10 (six years ago)
Aurier probably RB with a flat back 3, though Foyth can play CM
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
better than aurier can play rb anyways
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:15 (six years ago)
poch looking sharp tonight
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
aurier and foyth so much worse irl
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
Woo!
What a cross.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
im gettin her a fuckin cuppa FFS
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
Vertonghen has been superb l
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:42 (six years ago)
Oh my word
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:42 (six years ago)
Should play left back rest of season now
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:43 (six years ago)
lol what is Vertonghen on
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:43 (six years ago)
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:45 (six years ago)
Holy fuck
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
ahhh that's as good a Euro performance as I can remember tho I feel like Juve first leg was more satisfying last year
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:54 (six years ago)
Ajax were hard done by
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:56 (six years ago)
that was banging
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
deems has to go to every game now
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:00 (six years ago)
It's been a long time since I've hugged that many random people.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:22 (six years ago)
pondering the actual number of people who on realising Jan had moved to an active centre-forward role said something to the effect of 'wtf no come on' out loud before events took place
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:26 (six years ago)
challop- hes always been a great lb and shouldve been a cover option there a long time since
challop2- better holding midfielder than anyone else we have too
challop3- and cf cover
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:33 (six years ago)
challop4 and lover
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:34 (six years ago)
Liverpool are not good.Kimmich and Sula look like a pair of comedic white supremacist goons from a Coen brothers film.
― Blandford Forum, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
Thanks for that expert report
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:45 (six years ago)
VARRRRRR
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
ref is a hero
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
He's playing a blinder.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:29 (six years ago)
nb in retrospect if you havent watched the game this will sound partisan
its not he's just made the right calls, big calls
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
wooooof
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
fair play
really boring game tbh, believe it or not
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
pfft
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:37 (six years ago)
have the actual worst feeling about this
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
Assume it will be a low-scoring dud tbh but
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:31 (six years ago)
i'm ready
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:31 (six years ago)
lloris name on the front of all three envelopes imo
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:33 (six years ago)
Dortmund are in the worst flow since the season started, Spurs are... too?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:52 (six years ago)
eriksen and davies are porous af
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:06 (six years ago)
fucking fucking fuck sake ajax 0-1
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:07 (six years ago)
This isn't going to be fun.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:10 (six years ago)
sanchez looking shaky
davies dictating the offside line from lwb oh my fuckin days
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:14 (six years ago)
holy fuck Ajax 0-2 and what. a. goal.
Take a bow Dusan Tadic.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
Brilliant from tadic for the second ajax goal
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
It says something when the last defender is modric
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
Aye. It says something that I'm openly not-cold about Ajax, but that was some goal. They're playing counter-attack which isn't their style at all, but it's paying off for the mo.
(still cunts tho obv)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Should be three
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
I know you hate Ajax but this is at the expense of the world's most evil football team so
― imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
aurier a joke so far. never yet on the right side of his man and this is horrible stuff
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
idiot
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
― imago, Tuesday, March 5, 2019 9:26 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hey I said it was a brilliant goal and that they are playing really good. I'm at my most vulnerable here what more can I say.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
I guess if you scale it to my interests, this is like if Millwall went to Chelsea in the FA Cup and were winning, I'd basically have to be like 'fair play you cunts'
― imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
Same tbh
;_;
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
Funniest thing is Ramos intentionally picked up a yellow last match to get suspended for this match, admitted doing so on twitter or w/e, got an extra match suspension for it, while they seem in dire need for that prick just now.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
Dortmund haven't really looked that dangerous
this Wolf character is rubbish
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
ok they look a bit dangerous now
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
That was somewhat intense
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
Wolf still shite though
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
If it were me I would want Spurs to maybe slightly try harder to control the ball for a minute at a time but hey
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
winks is dead weight, constantly getting walked past
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Vertonghen though.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
Not sure inviting constant attacks is a plan
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
We don't have a good track record with Wolves this season so please stop tempting fate with their converted right back.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
ref giving us nothing but tbh if i was him id punish us for that display too
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
ah, so he's just a wolf in full-back's clothing then
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
No desire to kiss of death it for my Spurs buds but having rode out that display of stupidity I gotta believe that the worst is over
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
Omg Real-Ajax
Apologies to LBIbut COME OOOOON
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:04 (six years ago)
second greatest spurs player of all time
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
So easy
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
world class
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
should have squared it
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
winks is shite tho
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:13 (six years ago)
winks #groinsgone
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:13 (six years ago)
thought he was alright idk. not a bad time for Dier to be a functional lump at least
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
akanji can only be applauded for that haircut
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:19 (six years ago)
ReLOL Madrid
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
Ajax!!!
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
― imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
this guy is having quite a game
Fuck, VAR will rule that out
Ref trying to get ramos on the line to decide this one
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
sissoko is a man among boys tonight
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
death to var
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
Given!
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
thaaaank fuck
― imago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
At no point when Kane was through on goal did it occur to me that he might not score.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
5 minute VAR breaks do my head in. If it's not an obvious error let it go ffs!
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
Var and ramos deliberate booking are a perfect pincer movement. Triangulated by the ajax midfield
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:26 (six years ago)
Madrid score - and then Ajax do.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
Holy crap
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
Fuck me
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
Hysterical at this point.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
wow
― gbx, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
Mou in
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
poch in
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
was there ever a man as handsome and clever as mouuuuussssaaaa
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
Really enjoyed swashbuckling Ben Davies in the last 15mins or so.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
remember the good times when we played with that much composure at nil nil
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:54 (six years ago)
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 5, 2019 10:04 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Awww <3 I was also glad Shetland came on at 9pm on BBC1 so I had to leave and watch that instead. (SPOILER ALERT it was woeful)
Look I'm glad RM got butchered, thoroughly deserved. Ajax were brilliant. You guys just don't know what it's like to live in a frenzied country where superlatives both before and during and after every fucking Ajax match are the norm. It's like a heavy rain beating you down, and you just can't catch a break, and you want to escape it all standing there drenched at your front door and you fumble your keys and they fall in the manhole cover and you weep and cry for a god you don't believe in and and
That Tadic tho. What a player.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:23 (six years ago)
was vinicius badly injured or just greetin
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:41 (six years ago)
someone remind me why exactly ramos deliberately skipped this one?
― gbx, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:56 (six years ago)
because he thought they'd cruise through to the next round after winning 1-2 in amsterdam
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:59 (six years ago)
hey dood hear you hence the nonsense pose except LOLOLOLOMG THE NAZIEST TEA M IN EUROPE GOT HUMPED ETC ETC
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 00:30 (six years ago)
United teamsheet is not inspiring confidence at all
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 19:00 (six years ago)
It is what it is. The only possible change would be Dalot for Young
Greenwood to come on and win it :)
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
wowwwww
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
flippin eck
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:04 (six years ago)
I'm sorry for everything Rom
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:05 (six years ago)
that was a brilliant finish
pulling hard for utd tbh
what does kenny cunningham talk like at all
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:06 (six years ago)
i wouldn't say i'm cheering Utd but i love watching PSG fuck up the Champions League every year
― Mike Skeavee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
thats the spirit!
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
fuckin shit since tho
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
rip
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:12 (six years ago)
Still only need two
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:13 (six years ago)
Bailly and Young getting destroyed
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
Can see PSG scoring a good few more
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
xp yeah
the players you get away with a lot of the time and then eeek
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
Bailly doesn't know what day it is
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
golly draxler looks like a shark on a rocket out there
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:25 (six years ago)
Rashford doesn't know who he's playing for
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
buffon
buffoff
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
fuck off you fash clown
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
what is happening
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
against the run of play doesn't really do it justice
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
di maria in like hes well lamela
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:34 (six years ago)
I'd love it if he got sent off. Love it
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
a nut on the wing nest pas
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
this is pretty hilarious
http://www.espn.com/soccer/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3792730/real-madrids-sergio-ramos-picks-worst-night-to-be-filmed-during-ajax-defeat
― gbx, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
dalot looking sharp going forwards
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
ugh my heart cannot cope with this
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
Looked like the more dangerous team in the last ten
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
crazy how rom's turned it round. six goals in the last three games?
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
I'm reminded of Utd 2nd-leg heroic failures of yore (both against Real Madrid)
― imago, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
fie lj fie
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
utds first touch is really good their passing is curiously bad
Rashford's not at it. If we're still in it with half an hour to go, unleash Greenwood. The narrative demands it
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
'Greenwood threads phantom pass'.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
Someone put that post out of its misery.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
ugly tho it is its medically viable sorry
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
incredible but clearly off
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:13 (six years ago)
unnnnnnnggggggggggghhhh
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:14 (six years ago)
please don't let that arsehole score
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
PSG are so loathsome
And the ref's buying everything...again
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
dalot wasteful this half
alves is gonna be the difference
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
By being a massive cunt? I agree
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
Mbappe showing Neymar levels of ineffectiveness since the goal
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:43 (six years ago)
greeenwooooooodd
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:45 (six years ago)
varrrrrrrft
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
gonna say he gives it
c'mon var ya bastard
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:49 (six years ago)
hes give it
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:49 (six years ago)
good call imo
― ogmor, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
all eyes on buffon at final whistle
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
What a pen!!!!”
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
Ahahahahahahaha
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
im giggling uncontrollably at these cunts
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
this chong lad seems a real fuckin idiot
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:57 (six years ago)
A-fucking-mazing
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
FUCKING. HELL.
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
Christ.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:01 (six years ago)
what the fuck just happened!
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:02 (six years ago)
ole still unbeaten!
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
I actually don't think that penalty call was absurd. Kimpembe had a cheeky look. Knew exactly what he was doing
but I also don't care
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
Amazing
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
I don't think I understand the handball rule.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
don't worry, no one does
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:06 (six years ago)
rashford was sorta shit all evening but that pen <3<3<3
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
xpost seems like it's a problem
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
omg the pepe headbutt on dzeko lolzzzzzzzzzz
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:12 (six years ago)
How Dzeko survived this Pepe headbutt I’ll never know. 🤣pic.twitter.com/vw0QeRNv8J— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 6, 2019
― kolarov spring (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:13 (six years ago)
I feel like it does make sense? You jump and spread your arms out then you’d better be facing the ball so you can get them out the fuckin way of the ball. You can’t just turn your back and claim ignorance. xxp
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:15 (six years ago)
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
100%
had a look. moved the hand. out from the body.
turned his back is irrelevant
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:17 (six years ago)
Yeah handball isn't complicated even if some refs and pundits try to make it so
― Mike Skeavee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:18 (six years ago)
Edin Dzeko and not Dzeko as per usual.
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
Is there a cheekiness ratio in the eyes of the player that is legislated ?
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
I actually don't think that penalty call was absurd. Kimpembe had a cheeky look. Knew exactly what he was doingbut I also don't care
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
he already did imo
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:21 (six years ago)
Peter Walton (?) the ref pundit on BT Sport reckoned it's actually worse turning your back as you're taking no responsibility for where you arms are so more likely that a pen will be given
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:22 (six years ago)
Presumably Ole now has the job?
Only way he won't get the job is if they beat City
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:23 (six years ago)
UNITED (hic)
― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:24 (six years ago)
Another VAR penalty coming in the other game
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:27 (six years ago)
Classic Pepe absurdity swinging a stool about during the celebrations there
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:31 (six years ago)
As a Paris supporter I’m pretty crushed this morning but they had it coming from the first minute. A pathetic display, once again. Surprised by the praise on Utd who I found insipid. As some pundit said, I’m not sure Utd deserved to win but Paris definitely deserved to lose
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 7 March 2019 08:50 (six years ago)
Quite enjoying the sight of United being given the condescending plucky underdog smiles on their faces treatment even though it's obviously bullshit. Like they're Fulham and this is a great Europa League adventure.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 March 2019 08:55 (six years ago)
We had 10 players unavailable, including our entire first-choice midfield, and there was only one outfield player older than 19 on the bench
context matters sometimes
― Number None, Thursday, 7 March 2019 09:05 (six years ago)
yeah they were the plucky underdog here tbh
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2019 09:15 (six years ago)
No Matt’s right, they were always going to be a threat away at PSG with a midfield of ashley young, scott mctominay, pereira and fred
― kolarov spring (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2019 09:26 (six years ago)
The rhetoric has been the same since Solskjaer took over, it wasn't just last night. Props to your determined heroes, its a real achievement for your midfield considering they're all bus drivers and postmen in their day jobs.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:19 (six years ago)
the richest club in the world won a match - what a beautiful story.
man united have become liverpool so much it must hurt, but presumably they'll spend their way out.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:20 (six years ago)
I suspect they're just happy to be there, with their hearts on their sleeves and a song in their hearts.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:25 (six years ago)
great last 16 so far
just needed a dortmund win for the perfect set
cmon schalke and lyon
― nxd, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:27 (six years ago)
they lost against ajax iirc?
― kolarov spring (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:30 (six years ago)
united are above real in that list. i didn't think the mourinho gaslighting had affected perception of finances but i guess given the deep lowering of expectations elsewhere who knows.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:32 (six years ago)
http://www.cityam.com/272109/worlds-richest-football-clubs-real-madrid-replace
― kolarov spring (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:35 (six years ago)
oh fair enough - that puts it in perspective - dunno how the fuck united have patched a team together tbh.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 7 March 2019 10:36 (six years ago)
so which one out of ashley young, scott mctominay, pereira and fred would you secretly love to see in a liverpool shirt?
― kolarov spring (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2019 11:03 (six years ago)
none of them - you don't get to be underdogs just for having shit players though.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 7 March 2019 11:06 (six years ago)
xp mctominay
― nxd, Thursday, 7 March 2019 11:12 (six years ago)
Our previous manager was Jose Mourinho. You're basically mocking abuse survivors here
― Number None, Thursday, 7 March 2019 12:28 (six years ago)
this is good stuff
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2019 12:31 (six years ago)
by god i hope they get drawn together
― imago, Thursday, 7 March 2019 12:34 (six years ago)
Me too!
― Number None, Thursday, 7 March 2019 13:20 (six years ago)
Would take literally anyone else in the draw over an English club. Not because I think we're more likely to beat the others but just because English clubs facing off before the semi-finals is just boring.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 March 2019 13:26 (six years ago)
I have some bad news for you
― groovypanda, Thursday, 7 March 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
Oh, nm read that as need and assumed you meant Bayern
― groovypanda, Thursday, 7 March 2019 15:47 (six years ago)
Assume Porto is the dream tie most clubs will be hoping for.
And I guess most won't be too disappointed if they get Spurs xps
― groovypanda, Thursday, 7 March 2019 15:50 (six years ago)
im gutted to be in the draw tbh thats how bad we are
― god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2019 15:57 (six years ago)
hoping for schalke in the next round tbh
― kolarov spring (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
that man cron tho
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
Yep.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
Some round of 16 this year
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
red surely
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:16 (six years ago)
jesus theyre all so fuckin good
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
yeah looked like
not even a replay
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
The Cancelo tackle? The referee had already awarded a handball.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
yeah that's why nothing happened about it
but it looked like serious dangerous play
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
still red
ref not booking chiellini there is embarrassing
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
this is great
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
Man City confirming me in my conviction that I'd rather Celtic bypassed the Champions League and asked to be entered directly into the Europa League.
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
Terrible keeping but A+ from Mane.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
Mane on a level above the bayern defence
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 21:32 (six years ago)
ffs
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:03 (six years ago)
I enjoy seeing Neuer get humiliated, whatever the circumstances
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:06 (six years ago)
Unbelievable, I thought we'd scrape a 1-1 draw at best
― . (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:21 (six years ago)
when was the last time 4 english made the quarters
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:31 (six years ago)
2008-09. QF: Liverpool v Chelsea (1-3, 4-4); Man U bt Porto, Arsenal bt Villarreal. Barca won the thing anyway.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:45 (six years ago)
07/08 I think? Man U, Chelsea and Arsenal vs Liverpool.
Going to have to go some to beat that year tbh with 3 in the semis and 2 in the final.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:46 (six years ago)
Beaten by the xpost
The coefficient gets halved Mar 29 regardless. Little known clause.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:52 (six years ago)
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:45 (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this was the one with the 'fucking disgrace' semi, the only time i've felt bad for chelsea, yes?
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 23:03 (six years ago)
Yep, that’s the one. I may have felt a tinge of sympathy too. Being surrounded by their awful fans at the Cup final a few weeks later cured that.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 14 March 2019 08:44 (six years ago)
Assume the draw is tomorrow?
― groovypanda, Thursday, 14 March 2019 08:57 (six years ago)
yeah, 11am
― Number None, Thursday, 14 March 2019 10:13 (six years ago)
fuckin arsenal strikers putting their mark on this match
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
ars going to lose this though if they don't wake the fuck up now
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
Ajax vs JuveLiverpool vs PortoSpurs vs CityBarcelona vs ManUtd
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 March 2019 11:16 (six years ago)
fuck
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Friday, 15 March 2019 11:17 (six years ago)
Semis:
Spurs/City vs Ajax/JuveLiverpool/Porto vs Barcelona/ManUtd
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 March 2019 11:18 (six years ago)
Damn it.
― ShariVari, Friday, 15 March 2019 11:19 (six years ago)
Arse
― groovypanda, Friday, 15 March 2019 11:23 (six years ago)
fuck it, bring it on
― Number None, Friday, 15 March 2019 11:27 (six years ago)
*air guitar*
― gbx, Friday, 15 March 2019 13:56 (six years ago)
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
Oooohhhhhh!
Ha!
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
That wall of noise stand is really amplifying the yid army chant. You think someone would have had the foresight to anticipate that.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
im wrecked
eriksen is bad now
think a dele moment will turn this
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
doubt it'll count for shit ultimately but that's probably one of our three or four best halves this season
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
also enjoying reading the first four posts this evening with the Batman theme in my head
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:57 (six years ago)
Spurs are unlucky not to be in front, they showed up tonight. Shame Kane's shit as always.
(ot: in famous people you are surprised to learn are still alive: I'll have Jimmy Greaves, Clive)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
Ooof, that looks bad
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
There goes the season.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
Amazing.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
VAR?
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
VAR checked if the ball had been over the line, it wasn't.
Did not see that coming any more.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
christ I was certain they'd find some arsehole reason to chalk it off
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
dead
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
That De Bruyne lad looked a player, they should have given him a game from the start.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
dont talk to me about tired
monitor on your thigh
monitor on your heart
YOU CANT PUT MONITOR ON YOUR HEAD
graeme souness magnificent on virgin
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
seeing reports that kanes foot has straight up just fallen the fuck off
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:50 (six years ago)
god, this is going to be brutal
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:01 (six years ago)
rooting for utd tonight
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:45 (six years ago)
they haven't got a chance surely
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:47 (six years ago)
idk who is this 'rakitic' fellow he sounds foreign must be shite
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:49 (six years ago)
ref has just given both teams a yellow card mulligan
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:08 (six years ago)
Didn’t look offside
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:14 (six years ago)
well it was nice while it lasted
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:16 (six years ago)
Ashley Young will be the death of me
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
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― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
ashley young has put in the two worst crosses the CL last 8 has ever seen, inside 10 minutes
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:31 (six years ago)
utd deserted by their var god
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:33 (six years ago)
We are not a subtle team
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:34 (six years ago)
Dalot m8
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:43 (six years ago)
you rather wanted dalot crossing for rashford there
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
this game certainly feels like mctominay's arrival. he could yet be the new nicky butt
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:45 (six years ago)
mctominay's arrival
a favourite air of mine
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
That actually wasn't too bad! It's just not possible to win a Champions League tie against Barcelona with Ashley Young as your captain. The laws of nature forbid it
also Busquets should be off, the ref's a cunt, etc.
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
idk, if busquets had been booked for the early one he wouldn't have made the later challenge, and the 3rd one wasn't a yellow
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
he knows what he's doing alright
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 19:53 (six years ago)
Ajax 0 Cron 1. Unfortunately.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:06 (six years ago)
cr7 and juventus: a match made in hades
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:07 (six years ago)
nah ajax scored
― imago, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
Ajax equalised straight from the kick-off
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
Long may it continue.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:10 (six years ago)
well I would have liked to threaten their keeper at least once, but I actually enjoyed that
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
Fred and McTominay were excellent.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
yeah, Fred MOTM for me
was everywhere in the second half
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
if we had a functioning right-back and strikers who could score we might actually have done something
regretting rooney exit hmm
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
Never filled the right back position since he left amirite?
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
ok I think we can officially retire that bit now
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
if only we could retire Ashley Young...
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
Tonight, Ashley Young lost possession a total of 32 times and attempted 11 crosses with 0 meeting their target. No player on the pitch lost possession more or had a worse crossing rate than him. pic.twitter.com/hOrObBQ3J3— UtdArena. (@utdarena) April 10, 2019
― Number None, Thursday, 11 April 2019 06:45 (six years ago)
There was a bizarre point in the second half where he managed to cross the ball and miss the entire penalty area from about ten yards away from the byline. I’ve never seen anything like it.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 11 April 2019 08:15 (six years ago)
yes but did he do hus real
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 08:29 (six years ago)
job, hurting better players
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 08:30 (six years ago)
thanks Ashley
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:18 (six years ago)
lol at the seamless thread continuation
well that's just horrifying
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:21 (six years ago)
oof de gea
― gbx, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
ajax move the ball like poets pf geometry
cron just scores from a setplay but gone to var
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:28 (six years ago)
ajax appear to be claiming the goal should be disallowed on account of their defenders literally fighting themselves to get out of ronaldos way
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:31 (six years ago)
ajax knock one in as a response
ye should watching this btw
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:34 (six years ago)
if I had any regard for my own mental health I would be
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:37 (six years ago)
I made the switch, much better
― gbx, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
got this feeling that man u might not be progressing to the semis this year
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:39 (six years ago)
im head over heels in love with this outfit every ten mins or so they just put an all-pitch move together thats like a wave of preternaturally confident pass and touch
that looks a peno against them tho. juve pretty much the ideal shower of grizzled cynics to test their exuberance
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:40 (six years ago)
juve ajax is an interesting struggle. ajax will score again i think so juve need two.
^^ fp'able remark deems, but i'll let it go for now.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
Kean (apparently pronounced as Cain?) is on now btw.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:11 (six years ago)
my god what football
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
this match is like the rumble
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
finger licking good attacking play by ajax
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
Meanwhile Utd getting mollocated.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
christ
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
lol messi
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
this ajax will be torn apart by transfers after the summer, but right now it just all clicks and it's like football from 2030
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
its incredible stuff
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
trying to walk it in is gonna cost em but
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
there it is
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
ajax from a setpiece!
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
thats not the way this was meant to go
Get in there!
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
first time in prob 25 years i'm cool with ajax scoring. this is next level stuff.
eyes closed ffs souness wont like that
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
juve are losing it here
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
well i finally switched over
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
19-y-o captain, Jesus.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
De Ligt is prob following De Jong to Barcelona btw, deal nearly done
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
theyve wasted three or four chances to strike at goal from great positions and thats a sitter there again
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
de Ligt already looked a better player than Davinson Sanchez at 17 in the Europa League final
it'd have to be 100m+ surely
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
Same way I could not win with this match - Ajax vs Cron, one will win - is also the same way I cannot lose - Ajax vs Cron, and one will win. Ajax sparkle.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
xp Barca were stalling over 60m but after tonight they prob realise it's 100+ m indeed
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
Still watching United. damning thing is that we're not being as outplayed in this game as we were in the unbelievably lucky win against west ham at the weekend.
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
who would protect him like schone does at barca xp
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Ajax are playing some beautiful stuff.
Despite a few misses, Neres looks great. Would love to see him at Liverpool.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Boom
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
ref calling it back?
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
cannot see why
was watching for offside at the time id be astonished
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
(Ziyech is off to Bayern btw)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
goal doesnt stand and we didnt see the replay.....
It was offside.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
(just saw the replay)
ok offside by the proverbial cunthair
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
It's astonishing to me how Ajax are holding up. Juve have no late offensive at all, Ajax are bossing this.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
this is elder abuse lads
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
should've been 1-5 ffs
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
I wish the pundits did exclusive deals with TV stations, Keown's monopoly is a fucking punishment.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
yeah but Ole continuing to play Young is gross negligence and he should be executed at dawn
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
i said that about sissoko, keep the faith
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
should be just coming into his peak at age 39
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
ajax midfield commitment to the tackle without giving away fouls is impressive
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
heartwarming moment as huntelaar ces on to be the first champions league player to share a pitch with his grandson
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
Ter Stegen you bastard
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
thatll be a pen
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
(mis)read that as "huntelaar cis". correct he's on the pitch w/ his grandson tbh
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:51 (six years ago)
it is xp
what's the equiv of fergie time in italy?
oh ok, cleared
no pen!
ref has been excellent, right down to letting his video ref make the call each time
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:52 (six years ago)
jesus ko
fuck looks nasty that
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
lol ok he's up and begging them ton hit him again like rocky iii
why don't they show the replay while the VAR check is going on
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
yeah its strange
ajax are gonna win this
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
rip Ronaldo, heaven needed 500,000,000 salaries of underpaid Fiat factory workers
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
all the VAR work has been excellent tonight though it has to be said
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
Spurs-Ajax is gonna be rather a nice match right?
these guys are gonna batter us lol xp
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
xp nn yeah ref has minimised drama and length taken for each call hes been a model of how to ref it
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
the one in the Utd game was good too
although I would have liked Rakitic to be carded for diving
all in on Ajax now for sure
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
Real life lol at Brian Kerr saying Sturm Graz
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
Just saw the De Gea howler. He doesn't seem arsed lately. I'm sure he's finally going to leave in the summer
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
yeah, it's been his worst season since his first. Semi-regular howlers and truly appalling distribution. Can't blame for getting fucked off after all this time though tbh
fun fact: 4 of our back 5 tonight were playing when Basel knocked us out in the group stage EIGHT years ago
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:05 (six years ago)
swap for lloris
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:19 (six years ago)
very satisfying to watch the second half of ajax & juve
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
even tho i had made peace w ronaldo winning the CL again since it would've been funny to see him do it in madrid
I wish.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
"It’s going to be tough, but we are ready to suffer."
me too hugo, me too
no fernandinho, the dream of lucas or son bursting into some space just got marginally more plausible
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 18:17 (six years ago)
Way too easy
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:06 (six years ago)
wtf is pep wearing
― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:08 (six years ago)
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:08 (six years ago)
That was pretty easy too,
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:09 (six years ago)
Am I dead? Is this real?
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
jesus
― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
Hockey score.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
wtf
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
hahahah wtf
― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
haha only seeing the scores on Flashscores, what the eff is happening over there ?!
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:14 (six years ago)
imagine pochettino had ever bothered telling his cunt fullbacks to defend
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:16 (six years ago)
Oh hello what's happening OH DEAR GOD.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:19 (six years ago)
Insane.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
this is incredible
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
Can i just
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
what is there to say about trippier
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
that was never never a free to them
trippier is a cunt a total cunt
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
two big laporte mistakes flattering spurs' weird set up i think
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:26 (six years ago)
passing it around at the back will cost us at least two more goals and that doesnt even count the two more trippier the cunt has in him
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
meanwhile... cmon the scousers! help me give a shit about the next round.
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
I come out for a few drinks, maybe half watxh the games, havimg a cig now and there's a cheer going up every other minute
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:32 (six years ago)
I don't like to be overly pessimistic but I'm not entirely sure oliver skipp is ready for this
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:40 (six years ago)
only just now seeing the score, what on earth is happening
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:40 (six years ago)
Crafty fag always elevates an evening xp
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
basically what you'd expect except city have left loads of space and laporte has fucked up twice
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
spurs look so much more boring without son up front
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
if youd told me after forty kins we'd be no worse off .....
trippier can't be overcriticised
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:46 (six years ago)
I am not sure at all about this Dele/Wanyama central midfield but we're down to the bare bones here.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
if youd told me after forty kins we'd be no worse off .....trippier can't be overcriticised
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 19:52 (six years ago)
seems incredibly unlikely city won't score so we're relying on son and lucas
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
Sterling has been amazing today fwiw.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:04 (six years ago)
good finishes but difficult to judge against trippier
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
hes been let
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
unbelievable that we come out after half time *less* interested in tracking runs
now we're gonna spend a half diving in in our box
half our team on 5/10 so far and we should still be level at worst. shitting it.
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:10 (six years ago)
I would have brought davinson on instead of llorente, this is a waste of son
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:13 (six years ago)
centre halves not featuring
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
and we refuse to even look up to hit llorente and ask the obvious questions of city's shoddy defence
lucas strolling alli shit eriksen sadly par for current form
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
You need to get the ball in order to do that.OMG the look of sheer hatred that Lloris gave Llorente when he conceded that free kick.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
these are shit goals
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
rose a fuckin joke there fucked it uo for vertonghen and everything
do your fuckin job you hero complex cunt
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
right from their kickout there we jogged back, simple things not bothered with
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
Not to worry lads, the big one is on Saturday.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
agreed tbh
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
Fuck, imagine your title bid hingeing on us beating City right now.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
imagine our cup
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
Tbh as someone who watched all the group games it's a fucking miracle we got this far.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
Hello!
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
Fernando!
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
Noooooo. VAR
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
This means VAR.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
Never a handball
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:34 (six years ago)
i mean it definitely hits his forearm before going off his leg
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
how will a fullback fuck this away i wondee
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
What a beautiful goal
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
spursy waistman
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
Why are City so brittle in the CL? Discus
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
wanyama showing them how we moghtve stopped the first two
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
Canonical goal off the arse.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
why the fuck are we still playing three in front of the ball
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
god this game
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
Enter Ben Davies
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
this will be such an awful way to lose
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
lol - as a neutral I agree
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
It feels so inevitable i have already made my peace with it.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
I just want you all to know I'm not dealing with this very well.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
Is this the biggest game in Spurs' modern history?
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
advanced bus parking
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
Awful awful defending
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:52 (six years ago)
Brilliant
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
wow!
― commercial showing hitler munching cookies and chanting "I love Rasha" (calzino), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
LOL VAR
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
Shit the fucking bed.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
Omg
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
Hahahahaha
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
Lol, have that City
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
LOL WHAT IS HAPPENING HAHA
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
Love a soul destroying corner in these circumstances
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
Well that was a by-the-numbers waste of a Wednesday night
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
ILX jizz fest tonite!
― commercial showing hitler munching cookies and chanting "I love Rasha" (calzino), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
sell eriksen immediately
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
have fun against barca you guys
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
i have never suffered more, hugo otm
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
Ajax with no Son isn’t going to a picnic.
Amazing match.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
GuardiLOLa fails again.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
I don't particularly like Spurs, I just hate City.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
Yeah, fuck 'em.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
feel like ajax will be difficult for them idk
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
my friend is a city fan at the game, i don't know how long a cooling off period will be required before we can hang out but thinking about his pain is the only thing keeping me going
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
That from Eriksen was the Spursiest thing I've ever seen, but VAR is an even stronger magic it seems
― imago, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:01 (thirty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a whisper from god himself in the heart of every spurs fan
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
I'm actually quite pissed off that I will never be able to complain about VAR again.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:04 (six years ago)
VAR is obviously amazing
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:05 (six years ago)
Tho I wonder will it eventually stop people celebrating goals once we all get used to the joyless VAR men and their fact machines.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
I didn't have a pony, i like Pep and the City squad, this was beautiful tho. Is the semi pre-drawn? Barca are gonna piss this.
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
That game was hilarious.
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
the semi's pre-drawn
ajax/spurspool/barca
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
I would be fairly confident Liverpool can beat Barca.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
This season is a game of exciting umcertainties sure
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
Ajax for the cup.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9538575.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Johan-Cruyff-Ajax-1972.jpg
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
I wouldn't normally be bullish but Barca are perfect opponents for Liverpool, a bad defence and too big a pedigree to play in a way that won't expose it.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:13 (six years ago)
Wd gently suggest that Liverpool have vulnerabilities too
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:14 (six years ago)
two excellent match ups imo
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:14 (six years ago)
OTM, great semis.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
Barcelona are not gonna piss this, i guarantee it
― or something, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
cautiously agree with fernando
― gbx, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:16 (six years ago)
Klopp/'pool >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ole/Utd
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
They were crap in both legs against Man U, at least until the errors made the scoreline comfortable enough. A tiny bit of harrying at Old Trafford and they looked like a rabbit in the headlights.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
tbh id cheer Ajax
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
wait thats not conditional this is insane
I have a sinking feeling I am in Buenos Aires and Doncaster on the semi final dates and will probably miss both.
Are the 30th and 7th confirmed?
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
lads its citeh
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:22 (six years ago)
Ajax with no Son isn’t going to a picnic.Amazing match.
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
Yes, yellow cards.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
a fuckin shit soft one too from that homer cunt ref
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:27 (six years ago)
dele had a lowkey excellent game
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
cant agree
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
Turns out I’m going to be in Rosario - which is (kind of) Poch’s home town. It unfortunately doubles as Leo Messi’s home town so i might struggle to find a bar showing Spurs.
Hopefully the Sissoko injury won’t be too bad. Idk if Foyth is trusted to play CM but there isn’t really anyone else fit.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
They won't be on at the same time tho
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:00 (six years ago)
Yep - both semi-finals are listed as the 30th but I guess that one will be on the 1st and they haven’t decided which.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:01 (six years ago)
playing out of position for most the game trying to shut down the best attacking team in europe is not flattering but dele's positioning, awareness and runs were choice, really the only good thing about that midfield
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
wanyama tackled well imo and was surprisingly good in the air
think dele lucas eriksen would struggle to ever put in a combined performance as bad again tbh
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
still sad about wanyama not playing for celtic more 6 fucking years later
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:11 (six years ago)
just got in, expected as many new posts as the afternoon of City's first Prem title, think it's fallen short but I'll probably get over it
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:30 (six years ago)
missed the game ffs. Cool result though
fancy Liverpool against Barca too, sadly
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:48 (six years ago)
Wanyama looked pretty rusty and was skinned several times and there's next to no chance of him being fit for the next round in any case.How long are Winks and Dier out for?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 23:28 (six years ago)
poch will pick thatchers corpse at cm and not only will it work and not only will you cheer it, it will still be less surprising than this having happened with sissoko this season
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 23:38 (six years ago)
Picked the wrong night to fill out my tax returns :/
Think Spurs is a more difficult opponent for Ajax than ManCity. I too fancy Liverpool having a decent chance against Barca tbh.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 18 April 2019 07:42 (six years ago)
still hate var tho. the novelty is going to wear off fast
― ogmor, Thursday, 18 April 2019 08:01 (six years ago)
^^ same.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 18 April 2019 08:07 (six years ago)
same as cricket. it takes the physical feeling of elation away at a goal (which affects the experience of watching on tv as well as people at the match). it takes judgment off the pitch. as we saw last night it replaces that surge of adrenaline with bewilderment and uncertainty. and a technology that was justified on the basis of removing egregious blunders gets used to make pixel fine judgments (the llorente “handball” last night - no intention, no hand to ball, unavoidable, and yet, did it perhaps brush his elbow?). the space of error just moves into protracted microscopic video analysis. the main driver behind it was media controversy boosting. absolutely hilarious last night of course.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 18 April 2019 08:19 (six years ago)
Moussa Sissoko told L'Equipe that he did not realise Tottenham had gone through to the Champions League semi-finals until a member of the coaching staff informed him in the dressing room that Manchester City's last-gasp goal had been disallowed.
The French midfielder, who was replaced in the first half due to injury, was so distraught after Raheem Sterling scored that he immediately walked down the tunnel and did not realise the goal had been ruled out for offside a minute later.
"I was on the bench when I saw the goal that made it 5-3," he said. "I was so upset that I returned directly to the dressing room.
"I was alone, no-one had accompanied me, no TV screen was broadcasting the game. In my head we were eliminated. Then one of the staff members entered the dressing room and told me: 'Incredible, we did it!'
"I said: 'How did we do it?' At that moment, he told me that the goal had been disallowed. So I put on a t-shirt, I forgot about my injury and I ran outside to join the others, not to miss the celebrations for such a historic moment. It was an incredible, emotional shock."
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 April 2019 09:34 (six years ago)
Amazing. Also read somewhere Son wasn't aware a yellow would get him suspended...
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 18 April 2019 09:38 (six years ago)
moussa sissoko u have my heart forever
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2019 09:42 (six years ago)
fuckin hell im in a cafe in phibsboro fightin tears for moussa lads LADS
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2019 10:01 (six years ago)
What's the opposite of 'Lads'?
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 April 2019 11:04 (six years ago)
for you deems, spurs players singing moussa sissoko in the dressing roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POFzDnZAl84
― mizzell, Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:27 (six years ago)
I saw god help me i saw
tg im not in work today
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:16 (six years ago)
#THFC: Lloris (C), Trippier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Wanyama, Rose, Eriksen, Dele, Lucas, Llorente.@WilliamHill odds (18+) https://t.co/UTGkpi6vxV#UCL ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/Z5KPWVoYqD— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) April 30, 2019
All names! 👥#UCL #totaja pic.twitter.com/j7LYFrU7NH— AFC Ajax (@AFCAjax) April 30, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:54 (six years ago)
Huntelaar's still playing?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:55 (six years ago)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:56 (six years ago)
Dirk Jan Klaas "Klaas-Jan" Huntelaar
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:59 (six years ago)
His goal scoring stats are pretty phenomenal.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:00 (six years ago)
xp there's a magnificent clip out there somewhere, where when he was just playing for Milan, the pundit keeps shouting "Jan Klaas Oentelahr! Jan Klaas Oentelahr!" after him scoring, mixing up his two first names.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:08 (six years ago)
the only person that our dear departed nakhers ever claimed to resemble
― imago, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:37 (six years ago)
So what'll be Spurs' strategy tonight? I think a good way to start would be, wait for it, Mou-ball. 2017 EL cup final Mou-ball, when ManU won the EL. Chasing Ajax, hoofing the ball to Llorente in this case, skip midfield. Think Ajax will play how they always play (they can't adjust even if they wanted to), but Spurs have the ability to change tactic.
I'm already killed at least ten times in this sordid build-up, from supermarket selling "Tottenhamburgers" to the worst possible punditry, so COYS.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:40 (six years ago)
xp WAHT?! Really?
Just when you think you can't respect Nahk more etc
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:41 (six years ago)
OT: do we have a "footballers who really shouldn't become pundits after their playing days" thread? Or would it break the board? Bcz VdV, srsly.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:17 (six years ago)
Looked offside but that might just be the complete lack of a defence.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:18 (six years ago)
Think it's prob the latter, yeah
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:18 (six years ago)
Very lucky not to be two.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:19 (six years ago)
Pffff
xp yeah!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:19 (six years ago)
Van de Beek had so much time to tip that in, I think he grew his first hair on his chin during that time. smdh
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:20 (six years ago)
Crisis at the moment.
Think he was just on but there was only one replay.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:20 (six years ago)
(Fernando are you LG in disguise? Have to ask, sorry)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:21 (six years ago)
Ajax 66% possession ffs
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
They’re making Spurs look like a League One team. Absolutely wouldn’t bet against them turning Barca over.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
this is like watching an FA cup game with two divisions between the teams, absolute humiliation
lol xp
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
xp otm. What are Spurs even doing? Can't detect any actual plan or tactic. Or want.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
Dang. This will end 0-3, at least.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:26 (six years ago)
Tbf Spurs have no outlet or pace up front with the injuries.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:27 (six years ago)
Worst game of Son's career to miss out on.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:29 (six years ago)
Oofff. Vertonghen is bleeding to death :(
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:34 (six years ago)
We have nothing in midfield either, Wanyama can't pass and Eriksen is too far up the pitch.Oh and our centre backs are both dead now, yay.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:34 (six years ago)
Llorente has actually done okay given his ludicrous unsuitability for the task the circumstances demand.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
I am weirdly relaxed about this given how ludicrous the idea of Spurs in the Champions League final is.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
Where the hell is deems btw
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:36 (six years ago)
Amsterdam.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:37 (six years ago)
i'll fill in for deems:
the ref - who is a cunt - is biased against spurs (for no reason)
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
p sure the authorities would've notified me in advance tbh xp
xp lol
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
keen to see the Dele Alli heat dot at half time
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:39 (six years ago)
Poch out, surely? (xp)
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:40 (six years ago)
Jan is properly half dead.
Sissoko will save us.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
That was slightly disturbing, watching JV in that state.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:42 (six years ago)
If this is anyone's game it's Sissoko's tbf
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:42 (six years ago)
Yeah that was really horrible, vertonghen's reaction, hope he's ok
― or something, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:49 (six years ago)
Similar but slightly lesser incident with Fabinho against Cardiff. Football needs some sort of head injury protocol.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
There are protocols iirc, but they won't help if a club sends a player back on the pitch. Protocols aren't needed really, common sense should be enough.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:53 (six years ago)
I guess by protocol I meant it would demand they have to take players off, similar to rugby, that sort of magic sponge vibe there doesn't seem very safe at all and it can't be a team or a manager or a player making the call.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
medical staff clearly has no influence whatsoever in football. (or are morally and monetarily corrupt, :P )
― Ludo, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
wtf was poch thinking with this set up
― ogmor, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
So mad I'm missing this!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:12 (six years ago)
Spurs more lively now, finally.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
Ajax neutralised in the second half now. Shame Spurs don't have any firepower. Not even a tiny bit.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Trippier = wasteman
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:25 (six years ago)
Amazing how much better this is than the first half. Make Sissoko the club's highest paid player immediately.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
Sissoko's appearance changed the whole match, it's amazing really.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
I mean on retrospect it was a very bad idea to be a man short in midfield when they have one of the most talented young playmakers in world football running the show.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
Aye, Poch out obv.
Spurs prob need to score at least two in 20 mins to feel like they can get a result next week tho.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
The amount of space that Danny Rose is getting on the left is ridiculous.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
Inspirational double fullback substitution there. Foyth should not be on the pitch in a CL semi final.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
About 15 of the 22 players here should not be on the pitch in a CL semi final tbh.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
every time Eriksen is called upon to either thread a pass or find someone at a setpiece Ajax can rest easy
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:51 (six years ago)
Disappointing from both sides, this.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
Fairly relieved tbh.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
ajax were great when spurs gave them all that space but otherwise that was p shit
― ogmor, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
Yeah I can see that. Still a mountain to climb for youse imo xp
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
fairly sure that's the end of the line but yeah not overly vexed all told
Kane would've taken a couple of those chances mind
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
1-0 at home isn't that bad a result. Spurs can score twice in Amsterdam with Son back.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
Not sure if Kane would've made much of a difference, Spurs didn't have a lot of good chances to finish. Son is another matter.
“We made them look a lot better. They are a good side, but we helped them along the way. It was our fault. We were better in the second half."
Eriksen otm. Spurs made Ajax look better than they are.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
vertonghen getting jacked in the head was the most interesting part of the match
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
y'all feel free to roast me but am i wrong that it makes more sense to play conservatively at home so as to not concede away goals? like if you had to choose. i feel like the combo of son suspension + spurs home game meant that we were destined to get a 1-0 result, tho i guess it was really very close to 2-0
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
You're not wrong. Today esp with Kane and Son out it was key for Spurs to not concede. Though I can see why some see losing 0-1 as not the end of the run here (and it was closer to 0-2 than 1-1, true). Worthy to note here that Ajax offed both Madrid and Juve because of great away wins/goals. Spurs could theoretically do the same.
I think Poch made a huge tactical mistake playing w/ 5 defenders instead of 4 midfielders. Sackable mistake really if you know with Ajax everything flows through midfield. He more or less admitted this post match.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:56 (six years ago)
xps thinking specifically of Alli's header and a couple of decent crosses that Llorente was either too slow to attack or couldn't be arsed
not much point pondering it I grant you
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:57 (six years ago)
I've always thought what Jordan said. Away goals is a dumb rule imo. I'd always want to be at home first and 0-0 is a good result. I was perfectly happy with Liverpool drawing at Anfield against Bayern.
Also just playing away second, as long as you're not completely out of the tie, always seems better to me, away goals are this panicky threat then, in the most crucial phase of the tie and only one team can score them at that stage.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:17 (six years ago)
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:11 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this
ajax very poor apart from two or three moves but we made even that look better than it was
trippier is horrible but a pochettino that sends him out there without vertonghen or alderweireld under orders to physically assault him if at any stage he approaches the offside line is a pochettino with only himself to blame
easy with hindsight to say we should have started another midfielder- sissoko was a risk to have even on the bench and although he was a monster i still didnt breathe until the final whistle without him feeling a twinge
sanchez still the defender most likely to be on the hook for everyone else ballwatching. he played well again
foyth a far better option than trippier. gazzaniga a far better option than trippier.
eriksen and alli either shook or disinterested and offers for the latter at this stage should be considered imo, its not just performance the guy hasnt lifted a leg all season and is pathetically immature.
trippier is bad at his main job and has gotten bad at the secondary bit that used to make him being bad at his man job acceptable i hope he dies
ref was good
crossing was awful, attempts to get on the end of crosses were horribly uncommitted and heading was terrible on the few attempts that we did get.
sissoko is my favourite spurs player ever
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:45 (six years ago)
sending vertonghen out again was shit and poch should apologise publicly, totally unacceptable.
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:46 (six years ago)
otm on all acounts, good to have you back. i was surprised about how dull eriksen was: he used to have a sparkle, no? seems gone as of late.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:53 (six years ago)
i can allow for exhaustion and how much we owe him historically, hes also obviously still trying
if he was a golfer id say he had the jitters.
but he and kane carry a lot of opposition weight of focus and god bless sonny i love him but he doesnt work the other team in the same way
when you take kane away for any length of time its eriksen alone and alli goes from being an affordable luxury to an indisciplined passenger
moura impressed me tonight, despite little to no end product (that relies on anyone else around him trying to even get on the end of any such product for a start)
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 22:56 (six years ago)
really not sure about this lfc line up. worried that klopp has done a pep and out thought himself in an away first leg. rather have seen the usual 433 with studge in for bobby and gigi/fab/hendo midfield 3. gladly take a result that leaves lfc needing to win by one at home.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:50 (six years ago)
Not sure it's so bad, I'm reading all this panicked talk that he's parked the bus but Firmino is injured so I guess Keita can push up. Gomez for Trent is mildly cautious but doesn't seem a gigantic decision.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:55 (six years ago)
Looks like it might be a fairly open game so far.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:06 (six years ago)
Fairly happy with this start
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
Ffs that's naby out for the season
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
ref has alllowed two rotten tackles from barca
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
Robertson unfazed by any challenge
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:25 (six years ago)
Mane looks on it
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:26 (six years ago)
Sake
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:28 (six years ago)
Nice of Suarez not to celebrate against his old club
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:28 (six years ago)
ref is criminal
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:32 (six years ago)
Salah has the beating of that flank
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
Heap of cynical fouls from Barcelona
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:43 (six years ago)
and should have four yellows for dirty slides
tell ye what cold sweats at the thought of facing either team tbh, rest sissoko at ajax imo
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
That Busquets one getting let go was ridiculous. Ref was really starting to lose control of it by the end of the half there.
Precarious enough, Liverpool prob need an away goal, whatever happens.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:53 (six years ago)
master of the dark arts is busi
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
only cos refs let him
― imago, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 19:58 (six years ago)
ah remember when he was *our* cunt, now he's back to just a cunt
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
Haha I was gonna say I forgot how much I love/hate him
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:05 (six years ago)
The state of Vidal
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:06 (six years ago)
Kind of feel Liverpool may have squandered enough chances to regret.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
unfortunate when milner gets the two best scoring chances...
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
Salah has held the ball up so well.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
Grand larceny.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
Ouch
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
Fuck football
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
If they can get a goal back 2-1 is a workable 1st leg result
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
I would be happy with 2-1 but 3-0 looking more likely maybe.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
My fault
... you were saying?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
Jesus what a free kick
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
Ok yeah never mind
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
Can’t really do much about that. Stunning.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
His 600th goal for Barca.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
Cruel at the other end too.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
jaysus
― gbx, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
Awful from Salah
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
my word
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
Sitter.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
nightmare game huh
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
few of em should be suspended for final imi
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
barca losing 3-0 to liverpool seems more likely than them losing 3-0 to roma.....
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
anyone relying on liveblogs for this will have been informed by the Guardian that Messi's second was 35 yards out and by the BBC that it was his 300th for Barca
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:51 (six years ago)
It's the nil part that makes it impossible. Even 3-1 would leave a faint glimmer of hope.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
Yeah
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
good lord
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
has anyone noted the fk was a deflection like
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
about what you'd expect from jammy, over-rated Lionel Messi
― After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
two chances you should prob take 1.5 goals from there barca
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
can only thank god messi isnt english tbh
god i can only hope they rue that embarrassing wastefulness at the end, one sitter two good chances in three minutes
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
Liverpool were good for the first 15 mins of that 2nd half, didn't score and well there is only one way etc.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
our strikers want bloody shooting
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
I don't know if I'm going to get over this season
Guess I just feel Liverpool are very good but not quite at the level of some of the teams eclipsing them.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
Admirably philosophical of you but I'm feeling beat
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:19 (six years ago)
Not sure I ever allowed myself to believe.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
Tho I did think they'd win this semi-final, I hadn't really thought of the CL much even though it is obv a huge tournament.
You could see Liverpool scoring 3 at Anfield but a bit like the Spurs Dortmund tie, all it will take is for Barca to get one and it's all over
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:26 (six years ago)
Yes, Liverpool could score three, for sure.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
Yeah I'd barely thought about the champions league at all the, almost as if we'd got to the semi by mistake. But in light of this brutal league run-in I'd started to warm up to it as a consolation xp
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:29 (six years ago)
Also I'd made a conscious decision to believe at the start of the season after not believing had got me nowhere for so long
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
― or something, Wednesday, May 1, 2019 2:29 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is where i've been at
― gbx, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
guys
brendon rodgers. jamie vardy. it's an energy. believe
― imago, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:13 (six years ago)
Yes, Liverpool could score three, for sure
Was this sarcasm?
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
I may just have enough belief in reserve to get me through the next week and a bit but after that I dunno. There's a term in horse racing, bottoming out, where a horse runs a particularly gallant race in defeat and just can't go on the same again. That kinda vibe xp
― or something, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
xp why would it be
balance of play tonight before the third went in wasnt massively out of kilter
three one wouldve been salvageable i think.....barca with ninety minutes to counter and a three goal cushion might be brutal but nobody saw ye taking city last year
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:23 (six years ago)
(xp) No!
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:24 (six years ago)
Some absolutely hilarious calls from Liverpool fans on Talksport tonight, it must be admitted.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:29 (six years ago)
100% in favour of abandoning this stupid expectation of fake respect for former employers.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 22:58 (six years ago)
Ditto.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 23:01 (six years ago)
i honestly don't care why people are fussed either way.
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 23:04 (six years ago)
liverpool were unlucky. that was a p interesting chapter in wijnaldum's season, says something that klopp trusted him more than origi or shaq in that role but looks an even odder decision in retrospect. I really like robertson and he had a good game but alba is another level above, surely the best lb in the world
― ogmor, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 23:24 (six years ago)
Agree entirely about the celebration - I was more just making a rueful comment in the moment watching it live as he went fucking bananas.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 2 May 2019 02:34 (six years ago)
I think Gomez was a bigger call than Wijnaldum in the advanced role btw. Either way the dejection of this one is kind of growing.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 2 May 2019 02:41 (six years ago)
actually somewhat okay with last night. last season was ridic exciting as was the suarez season but this season is more 'blimey lfc are a really good team'. delighted with the state of the team now compared to when klopp arrived who could be otherwise?
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 2 May 2019 09:09 (six years ago)
agreed
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:07 (six years ago)
That is loosely how I feel as well. He has done an amazing job.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:11 (six years ago)
Game on?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
imagine defending like that after six minutes as opposed to, say, 86
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:09 (six years ago)
lol who are these frauds
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
It was poor. Starting this way was the only way Liverpool could tbh. Wonder how long they keep it up. Barca not playing so far. xp
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:12 (six years ago)
Suarez certainly receiving a warm welcome from his erstwhile teammates
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
barca looking somewhat rattled and are playing at liverpool's pace, this is great so far
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
origi should have put that other one away
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
Good Liverpool effort but very hard to see a clean sheet here.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:31 (six years ago)
lol suarez is getting knock after knock
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
lfc dont half go down huh
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:36 (six years ago)
If the whole team could stop getting injured that would be good too.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
shaqiri poor
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:48 (six years ago)
One great pass but looks a bit out of puff in general. The corners have been terrible from Liverpool. Not beat the first man once.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
^^ was just gonna say. why make a song and dance abt vvd going up-front if all you can deliver is shit corners?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:53 (six years ago)
Shaqiri hasn't really played in months, right?
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:56 (six years ago)
And it shows!
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
No Robertson big blow for Liverpool
― Blandford Forum, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:07 (six years ago)
yeah he had a great first half too
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:10 (six years ago)
Gini!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:13 (six years ago)
lol the keeper tbh
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
BOOM!!!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
And again!
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:15 (six years ago)
Blimey.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
great header
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
hmm
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
lol at Gini beating Pique and the likes in the air!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
Big Shaq in the area!
barca defence hopeless
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
almost worth it for that Suarez close-up tbh
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
Still hard to see us not conceding - we need the five
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
Barca look on the verge of giving up
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
jfc i leave to get a bev and there's two in
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
finishes 3-1 on night obv
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
fabinho been p stupid all night lucky there imo
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
Yeah he is a bit riled by Suarez
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
Don't want to jinx anyone but Matip has been seriously good the last few months
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
What was ogmor saying about Wijnaldum again?
― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:34 (six years ago)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
wha happen
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
Phew.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Trent I love you!!!!!
― or something, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
my god
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Genius
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
superb, absolutely superb to see that and execute
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
otm! can watch that ten times in a row
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
take the points and the goals will come lads
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:40 (six years ago)
that kind of sums up the whole game, barca defence look like they've never encountered anything like this before
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
Was just going to say what an impressive young man TAA is
Fair play
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:41 (six years ago)
pure me from wijnaldum there tbh
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:42 (six years ago)
we can only say: fair play
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
origi seems as upset about this as anyone tbf
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
Liverpool getting to the final being half-knackered and w/ Shaqiri on the pitch. I wouldn't have believed it.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
Rhian Brewster will be centre back at this rate
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
do you remember the three sitters they didn't bother putting in that last three mins at nou camp tho
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
https://youtu.be/8cxNNzdp8eU
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
five minutes jfc
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:51 (six years ago)
My heart lads
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
tired tired rubbish this from barca
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:53 (six years ago)
never saw messi as bad
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:54 (six years ago)
ref blew up early
rematch when var catches that
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
Salah sporting a 'never give up' shirt is a nice touch :)
Scenes.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
holy shit
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
im confident we can take what i saw out there tonight tbh
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
tbh over the two legs liverpool were the better team for a good 120 mins
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
Congratulations to Liverpool Football Club and all their supporters on a magnificent achievement.
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:56 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:DDD
― imago, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
What a wonderful team. This is well special.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
you think that lad fabinho is gonna try any of that shit against le chèvre pls
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
Thought Hendo was going to cry then.
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
absolutely unreal
...bathos and poured water from deems
game had its moments too iirc
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
I'm crying
(congrats Liverpool fans)
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
lol I have now cried
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:03 (six years ago)
tuned into 5L for this about halfway throughholy shit
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:03 (six years ago)
first final without real madrid, barca or bayern munich in 11 years, i'm told
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
first with spurs since when
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
mané, van dijk, allison... immense performances
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
Consign the tears Fernandonan!! Xp
so fucking proud of this team
― or something, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
Cosign**
The YNWA with the whole team lined up just slayed me.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:29 (six years ago)
Yeah that was neat. Same w/ Mané - smiling in disbelief - having his arm around Gini for a full two minutes when the latter gave his post-match interview.
This is how Spurs should attack Ajax tomorrow. Though I doubt Spurs are fit enough to do so.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:34 (six years ago)
not taking questions at this time
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
Just seems Spurs have run out of steam a bit? (though I thought the same abt Liverpool before tonight)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, May 7, 2019 2:29 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah it was pretty dope
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:45 (six years ago)
spurs are the most knackered I can recall seeing them, amazing how far they've limped but it's all just pain from now on
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
ive a feeling i know which part weve gotten in this rocky iv tribute alright
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
can I just say, I was otm about Coutinho
took some licks for it from the Liverpool lads too
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
no point being right at the wrong time buck
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:08 (six years ago)
we'd prob have won the league if he was still there.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:11 (six years ago)
i don't mean cos he'd have been some dominant influence but he'd be worth a couple more points in some of those seven draws.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:12 (six years ago)
but in that timeline Divock Origi would still be trapped in the soul stone
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:15 (six years ago)
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 22:18 (six years ago)
This fuckin tweet:
When Sunderland let a 3-0 lead slip at Derby in 1990-91 it was seen as a massive humiliation; my dad called for the reintroduction of the birch. Now Europe's elite do it pretty much every week. Game's gone.— Jonathan Wilson (@jonawils) May 7, 2019
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 23:22 (six years ago)
I was out last night and missed the whole thing but wow at that Trent corner. Amazing that it was your least glamorous or prominent players who were largely responsible for all that, although Alisson looked phenomenal last night.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 08:05 (six years ago)
Henderson was huge in the first half
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 08:06 (six years ago)
I guess the two most glamorous players were injured. I thought Fabinho was phenomenal, though it's hard to take away from any of them really, it was a brilliant team performance. Henderson is so much better in an advanced position as he was in 2013/2014, his best spell for Liverpool prior to the last month or so.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 08:10 (six years ago)
It still feels faintly miraculous that Henderson is still getting in your team regularly let alone having that kind of impact on matches. I suppose he slipped out of your first team earlier in the season but has played his way back into it and had looked great recently.
I suppose his energy and disruptive ability and willingness to play wherever he's asked to make him ideal for Klopp and compensate for his shortcomings, maybe he needs a more technical player like Fabinho alongside him though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 12:43 (six years ago)
he looks way worse in the 6 role - he was brilliant playing high up the pitch in 2013/2014, he's obviously got a huge engine and so the press is perfect for him, he's also good in the tackle and a decent crosser of the ball. i think he can support the front 3 rather than being too connected to the midfield, but he does get around and do defensive work. obv the big problem was expecting to have him as a guy taking responsibility for the tempo of the game in possession - fabinho is that guy 100 per cent, but also has a better positional sense and more discipline about protecting the back four.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 12:47 (six years ago)
obv the big problem was expecting to have him as a guy taking responsibility for the tempo of the game in possession
*also his gait
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:31 (six years ago)
fergie found henderson's gait too odd the same summer he signed phil jones
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:33 (six years ago)
straight out of the gait
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 15:14 (six years ago)
wearily dusting myself down and, in need of new angles of enjoyment, listening to late 90s alt rock & early nu metal to lean into the mood
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 18:20 (six years ago)
Honestly I'm still in a stage of mild disbelief and total joy that this is happening at all.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:06 (six years ago)
Starting as they mean to go on.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
Hmmmm.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
Put up a fight ffs
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:08 (six years ago)
The response to the goal has been positive though.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
Gonna end up 4-4 at this rate
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:13 (six years ago)
Was anyone meant to be at full back?
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
okay thats a banger
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
Embarrassing from Trippier.
Someone on the Ajax bench definitely had a word and told them to play everything down the left because Trippier is shite.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:39 (six years ago)
Poch should take trippier off right there and then
― or something, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
Ziyech looks a player to me
at least it's been settled quickly
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
ajax have been poor
we have been awful
trippier is trippier, whys he marking de ligt from corners
wanyama embarrassing bad. son embarrassing bad
eriksen and alli embarrassing slow and lazy
expected nothing less just surprised that ajax have looked so gettable against a team that doesnt run, mark, tackle or pass
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:52 (six years ago)
wanyama for the second goal
unbelievable
what the fuck do these guys have as their ambition
cl semi final
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:56 (six years ago)
Ajax played pretty bad for about 30 minutes, but Spurs had no idea.
― Ludo, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
Ajax have been properly good for about half an hour in total across both ties but they could have cut that back to ten minutes and still have gone through.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:11 (six years ago)
trying to think did i ever see a team talk less to each other
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:13 (six years ago)
eriksen corner lol i wonder the outcome first man perchance
Ajax were asking for that. Needlessly negative so far this half.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:17 (six years ago)
Did that whole move come from a Son tackle in our own area?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
jesus christ id say you are wearing a bib watching this shit fh
can u imagine liverpool of last night turn up against either of these
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
what
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:19 (six years ago)
is that
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
At times I thought Ajax look dangerous, don't want to invite the knocker gods.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
glad i never slagged Lucas
Here we go.
Amazing save at first.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
Lol 8 Ajax players in the box
― or something, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Vamos!!!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Tactically insane from Ajax.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
eriksen still doing his best to fuck it up tbh
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:23 (six years ago)
trippier still on the pitch
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
Turns out that playing football is Ajax's best approach.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:25 (six years ago)
lol, exactly, instantly looked dangerous again, tho Spurs have got inside their heads a bit now
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:28 (six years ago)
at least we can enjoy watching rose, sissoko, lucas
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
What do you guys to stream these days
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
piss at trippier
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
Xp footybite.com
― closed beta (NotEnough), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
I pay for BT these days, sad to say. Just became too much hassle to stream.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:32 (six years ago)
a word on how bad the camera work has been tonight btw
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:33 (six years ago)
Llorente has changed this game.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
Have BT at home but stream to my tv through my phone with mobdro or another app I got from the play store which works surprisingly well but has dutch commentary xxp
― or something, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
I get acestream links from soccerstreams100. No bother, reliable etc
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
Did Spurs just decide not to press or something earlier on?
A lot of panicky hoofs from Ajax now.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:39 (six years ago)
Sorry, hooves
trippier off golf clap poch
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
Spurs are gonna do this lads
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:43 (six years ago)
My god I can't actually cope with this.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:44 (six years ago)
llorente now completely unsupported by son lucas or alli
strange to stop doing what was working
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
Unbelievable
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
oh my word
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
unnngghhh
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
wouldve been too early
good call
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:49 (six years ago)
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:50 (six years ago)
Ajax defence gone a bit Rodgers 2014
llorentes heading technique is absolutely shocking
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
Third time
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
Looked like Lloris's ball
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
Fucking hell.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
thats the time
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
YES
― visiting, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
― gbx, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
I can not believe it. Astonishing.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
insane
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
lads
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
HOLY SHIT
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
I would not recommend having a 3 goals lead at any point during the final.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
Darragh otm
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
fellas
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:59 (six years ago)
nonsense
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:00 (six years ago)
who have we got in the final
game was as if both teams had been told half an hour before kick off that they were in the cl semi final. amazing
― or something, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
not bad for a feckless bunch of cunts tbh
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
What a season.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
jesus this is horrible stuff
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (six years ago)
dnw spurs tbh but that was insane fair play
― or something, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (six years ago)
Lmao, amazing.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
Do you remember when we were 1-0 down to PSV after 77mins and on the verge of going out in the group stages?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
ajax have been poorwe have been awfultrippier is trippier, whys he marking de ligt from cornerswanyama embarrassing bad. son embarrassing baderiksen and alli embarrassing slow and lazyexpected nothing less just surprised that ajax have looked so gettable against a team that doesnt run, mark, tackle or passcunts
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
lol at the contrast between Poch and Eriksen at the end
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
xp all correct
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
Poch v Klopp: who brings the best emotional man love?
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:11 (six years ago)
Do you remember when we thought Llorente was a bad signing?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:12 (six years ago)
nope!
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:14 (six years ago)
like im not sweetness and joy on these pricks but ive p much always been sympathetic to lucas and llorente iirc
Pity Ajax didn't win imo - may as well be the League Cup now with Spurs somehow featuring.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
turns out the city game was a false summit of football misery and having 190 odd minutes with only the last two being enjoyable is the new pinnacle
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
Liverpool takin it i reckon? Guess it depends who is healthy on either side
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
None of that makes sense ogmor
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
Will Kane be back? Feel like in a one-off anything can happen and Spurs did well at Anfield but Liverpool and particularly Salah have improved in form since then.
― FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
feels like i say this every time but i really don't understand why they don't wait until after the semis before they decide where the final's going to be played. i know it'll be a grand night out and all, but how fucking wasteful is it that umpteen thousands of people will now travel to madrid
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:22 (six years ago)
psychological hammer blow of losing the last Prem game of the season may still be preying on Liverpool's minds
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:22 (six years ago)
starting to have enjoyed this
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
sweet mauricio doesn't look like he's enjoyed it either
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
Congrats ILX Spurs Crew but, once Arsenal and Chelsea win tomorrow, it's the end of football.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:29 (six years ago)
They’re even creating triangles after conceding. Unbelievable philosophy pic.twitter.com/z7pg6xPFf3— JR🇨🇲 (@N1noBr0wn) May 8, 2019
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
rly gonna have to work not to hate this lot all the way through the final
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:38 (six years ago)
dele alli kills me but that pass into Lucas for the winner is
wait did lucas score a second half hat trick in the cl semi final with his other foot
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
been trying since Sunday to find the right moment to state my sincere belief that we're gonna finish fifth without it sounding ludicrous and I think now is that moment
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
spoken like a true fan #fairplay #respect #coys
― ogmor, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
the Brazilian punks who stayed at my house a fortnight ago would take a dim view of me rn I somewhat suspect
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:08 (six years ago)
i dont suppose runner up in the cl is worth a spot if lfc finish top 4 no?
typical spurs that
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:09 (six years ago)
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#sage
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:21 (six years ago)
good time to remember who sold lucas to spurs
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:02 (six years ago)
Yep we sold him cause we needed someone to get us to that next level...
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 9 May 2019 05:53 (five years ago)
oh i meant specifically...
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2019 06:47 (five years ago)
In their last 12 away matches, Arsenal have acquired 9 points and averaged exactly one goal a game.
― groovypanda, Thursday, 9 May 2019 07:30 (five years ago)
Congrats to Spurs ilf.
Wonder if Spurs try to wheel out a lame Harry Kane in the final against all reason like atleti with diego costa that time iirc. Kinda weird for both teams to have have three weeks off before the final.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:14 (five years ago)
yep it's set up nicely alright xp
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:19 (five years ago)
if chelsea win europa league then presumably wolves get the sixth cl qualifying spot right
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:32 (five years ago)
Hate to spoil the Spurs party so early, but this exclusive footage of Jan Vertonghen doesn’t look good. Protective boot on his right foot, the crutches. Smells like an ankle ligament injury. 👉🏼 Full footage over here: https://t.co/9515jKZmum@hlnsport @vtmnieuws#coys #thfc pic.twitter.com/JqSGu3bINJ— Kristof Terreur 📰🎥 (@HLNinEngeland) May 9, 2019
― groovypanda, Thursday, 9 May 2019 10:38 (five years ago)
BLITW
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:48 (five years ago)
first time one country has had all four finalists
― Number None, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:57 (five years ago)
kinda whack imo
― gbx, Thursday, 9 May 2019 22:09 (five years ago)
well yeah
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 22:10 (five years ago)
Cunts.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2019 22:22 (five years ago)
... mostly directed at Chelsea tbh.
Arsenal were excellent, four away goals a nice little taster for their upcoming sealing of the fourth spot
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 May 2019 22:41 (five years ago)
Keep the national self-hatred for the Brexit thread please.
― FernandoHierro, Thursday, 9 May 2019 22:45 (five years ago)
Wonder if Spurs try to wheel out a lame Harry Kane
Is he that injured though? He looked fairly lively running onto the pitch last night
― . (Michael B), Friday, 10 May 2019 09:08 (five years ago)
It may be Kane’s ability to fall over in front of the VAR cameras (see: England’s World Cup run) that proves useful.
― Tim, Friday, 10 May 2019 09:18 (five years ago)
enjoy tonight folks i simply cannot be online for this
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (five years ago)
Grand, it'll give the rest of us a chance to post
Did you have a listen to the recent SC podcast about Poch's energy lemons, Darragh?
― . (Michael B), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:23 (five years ago)
yeah, it was no suprise if youve read his book
no different than any other mechanism for offering the things that are out of your control up to the fates, really
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:38 (five years ago)
shit man, my dad read the celestine prophecies mid mini breakdown in the late nineties, energia citronella is small fuckin beans
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:39 (five years ago)
I’m in Madrid and there seems to be about ten times more Liverpool fans than Spuds fans.
― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:43 (five years ago)
im in dublin and the ratio is probably more like 100
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:56 (five years ago)
I’ve just seen my post and realised it says Spuds, not Spurs. That wasn’t intentional.
― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:58 (five years ago)
Here in Berlin I’d estimate 10 scouse per spud.
― Tim, Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:37 (five years ago)
Severely outnumbered in London too I'm guessing.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:46 (five years ago)
Oh, I've just noticed it's not on Freeview anywhere and fuck going out to watch it, so I'll just have to find something else to do to pass the time.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:48 (five years ago)
haven't made it out to the bar yet but i'm gonna guess it'll be lfc>>>>spuds here in new mex too
― gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:49 (five years ago)
Xp, it’s streaming on YouTube.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:56 (five years ago)
Tottenham Hot Spuds
― . (Michael B), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:01 (five years ago)
Us yanks are havin a watch party at a friend's
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:17 (five years ago)
yes free on YouTube, it's a BT jubilee
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:56 (five years ago)
Big of them.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:57 (five years ago)
think i might be sick i'm so nervous for this
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:00 (five years ago)
stoked for the madness
― gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:01 (five years ago)
brought my bike to a screeching halt to take this pic.twitter.com/v8HYtJeLjr— kate lindsay (@kathrynfiona) June 1, 2019
― Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:19 (five years ago)
― gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:47 (five years ago)
there's been a long-building oversaturation, compulsion and joylessness to my relationship with football and this years champions league grind has clarified for me what madness the whole thing is. my plan is to watch this and then kiss the whole thing goodbye
― ogmor, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:50 (five years ago)
Going well so far
― ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:04 (five years ago)
Uh right, starting off stupid.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:05 (five years ago)
Just hanging the washing out ref. Nothing to see.
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:08 (five years ago)
Selfish from Spurs. Arsenal fans 100% need the illicit, masochistic thrill of Spurs somehow winning the Champions League and they're absolutely fucking it
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:12 (five years ago)
Spurs the better side despite the goal
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:15 (five years ago)
Is the heat having an effect here? Both on fans and players? Feels fairly flat, oddly.
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:28 (five years ago)
Poor match so far. I was very much in the Liverpool camp since putting a tenner on them to beat Spurs in the final after the first leg of the semis, have now bunged £50 on a Spurs win so am happy for football to be the winner.
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:29 (five years ago)
Lucas on for Kane at the half if Poch has any balls
― Number None, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:43 (five years ago)
Like watching paint dry tbh.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:47 (five years ago)
Danny Rose best player on the pitch so far
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:47 (five years ago)
Not helped by having not one but two pisspoor summarizers in McManaman and Jenas.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:50 (five years ago)
Dull half
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:51 (five years ago)
Felt like an MLS half
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:52 (five years ago)
So obv final score will be 5-4
Michael "Interesting" Owen in the studio @ half time, joy of joys.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:59 (five years ago)
I hope Klopp has had a go at half-time, that was poor from Liverpool.
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:06 (five years ago)
Some abysmal football in this game. I don't think Spurs have had a shot on target yet. After an hour.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:27 (five years ago)
2019: the year england fuck it up for everybody
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:30 (five years ago)
Llorente on for Kane imo
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:32 (five years ago)
Best part of the final is how the stadium looks incredible.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:36 (five years ago)
After 72 minutes, Alisson called on to make a save.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:39 (five years ago)
A shot! An actual shot!
― ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:42 (five years ago)
Good advert for English football
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:44 (five years ago)
30 seconds of top class entertainment.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:45 (five years ago)
my YouTube stream literally glitched exactly for that goal
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:50 (five years ago)
― Number None, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:50 (five years ago)
Mine's is about 3 minutes behind, so I don't know who's scored yet.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:52 (five years ago)
Is there still time to give it to Ajax?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:52 (five years ago)
Oh, right. Poch out.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:53 (five years ago)
No side in the world could beat Liverpool playing at that level
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:58 (five years ago)
No, I think you were right first time.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:01 (five years ago)
Good run
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:12 (five years ago)
Thoughts and prayers with Michael Jones in this difficult moment.
― Stevie T, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:15 (five years ago)
Dream everyone. Dream, work, believe https://t.co/vijJm7bG9O— Graham Hunter (@BumperGraham) June 1, 2019
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:16 (five years ago)
It was hard to actually feel the buzz for a while cos the game was so turgid and painful (and because I watched it home alone since I have to fly home for a funeral very early tomorrow) but I am feeling it now.
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:18 (five years ago)
Congratulations to Liverpool supporting pals. (/Hughie Green)
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:24 (five years ago)
keep it tight first few minutes anyway lads
if poch goes he goes with my sincere thanks he can take dele fuckin alli with him
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
Maybe Poch didn't focus enough on his energy lemons
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:46 (five years ago)
make a new one? i would but have no snappy titles at hand
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:47 (five years ago)
Is Sanchez playing RB again? Thought he was disastrous vs Arsenal.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 16:56 (five years ago)
Lovely move unluckily off the post from olympiacos. Matty Valbuena with the chest lay off.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:14 (five years ago)
Thread titles? 3-0 is a dangerous lead?
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:15 (five years ago)
Penalty Spurs after being dominated so far
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:19 (five years ago)
Clear pen tbf
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:20 (five years ago)
One nil
Cracker from Lucas. Two nil.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:25 (five years ago)
god i remember when we used to be the flakey team that outplayed you but fucked ourselves, look at us now. absolutely terrible, two nil up away in the champions league
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:27 (five years ago)
Tripps, hips and three-goal slips: CL 2020 thread
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:29 (five years ago)
Why are you savages using last year's thread?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:32 (five years ago)
its been discussed.
or have we a new one weve missed
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:33 (five years ago)
sanchez would seem to not have been told hes at rb
ah jaysus surely penalty
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:35 (five years ago)
if these are the fitness issues poch had with vertonghen, then poch otm. shocking slow and sluggish.
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:40 (five years ago)
sustained idiotic defending there
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:04 (five years ago)
This is probably the worst I've seen Eriksen play.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:20 (five years ago)
yep, and vertonghen
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:25 (five years ago)
jesus theyre all so slow to turn and react that the awful quality of passing is really exacerbated
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:27 (five years ago)
Most of them haven't played more than two games because Poch spent the first month of the season being pissy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:33 (five years ago)
i agree with u poch out
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:35 (five years ago)
kane having a good ole whinge at lamela beating three men and having a shot
kane hasnt lifted his arse to fart all night, have a word
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:38 (five years ago)
He should have squared it though, the apparent inability of any of our players to pass to Kane when he's in a good position is going to fuck us.That and all the other things.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:39 (five years ago)
lamela looked as sustained-period good since he come on as i can recall in his entire spurs career
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:40 (five years ago)
we should not be making these guys look so useful
still quite optimistic for a winner here because this lot are shite
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:42 (five years ago)
LOL Real 2-0 down at home to Bruges.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:40 (five years ago)
Was coming here to post that! Two ridiculous goals, too.
Anyone want to start a new thread?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:00 (five years ago)
Courtois given the hook at half time.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:02 (five years ago)
Zidane took off Courtois at half time o_O xp
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:05 (five years ago)
Harsh imo
Oooffff almost a hat trick :D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:07 (five years ago)
Questionable 1-2 imo
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:10 (five years ago)
Heartbreaking
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:50 (five years ago)
"Clumsy" from Aurier there
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:11 (five years ago)
Trust Aurier to fuck up jumping over a player and manage to stamp on their leg with both feet instead.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:12 (five years ago)
Third time's the charm
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:14 (five years ago)
Lovely lovely Son.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:15 (five years ago)
Yeah maybe defend
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (five years ago)
such a privilege to see world cup winning keepers in their prime
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:21 (five years ago)
Who cares about defending with Sissoko turning into Pirlo before our eyes?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:24 (five years ago)
lol got a shit stream for the second half, hiccuped right at kickoff, we concede, fuck this lot of clowns, im out
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:10 (five years ago)
Good timing to peace out. It’s a rout.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:13 (five years ago)
so lloris is now just paul robinson but with the odd save now
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:14 (five years ago)
arah look nobody actually defends anymore, quick give poch another 5m a year before someone steals him
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:17 (five years ago)
Uhm where's the defense guys
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:17 (five years ago)
VAR is such a sham
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:19 (five years ago)
look VAR is random ppl need to accept it
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:20 (five years ago)
it's not random
it's designed to protect the refs
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:21 (five years ago)
love to concede four from seven on target at home against 50% possession, nothing wrong with that defensive line at all
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:35 (five years ago)
Five from eight.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:41 (five years ago)
Ouch.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:42 (five years ago)
I preferred it when Gnabry was just some Wenger Carabao squad loser.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:43 (five years ago)
I was going to say, didn't he used to play for... then thought better of it.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:44 (five years ago)
Oh dear.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:45 (five years ago)
Haha.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:46 (five years ago)
Lol Bayern scored two in the time it took me to go to the bathroom and clean my teeth
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
are tottenham still a big club
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
At this rate they'll double the number of goals we've conceded at this stadium in one night.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
lolz
ah no srsly look when glc is fit our defence will just work poch in, throw another 5m at him actually, that will make the players try harder which is all thats wrong
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (five years ago)
Oh and another one while I was posting about it :O
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (five years ago)
This is worse than Celtic in the Champions League.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (five years ago)
I was about to say you aren’t brushing long enough if they only scored two.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:49 (five years ago)
no listen the instructions are clear now is the time to be so so certain that the enerheehaaw is eneheehaww heeeeehaaawwwa
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:50 (five years ago)
We just gave up. Something must be wrong in the dressing room.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:51 (five years ago)
Lol, shambles. BBC all sorts of confused:
A night to forget
Tottenham 2-7 Dinamo Zagreb
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:53 (five years ago)
that defensive set up must destroy vertonghen, alderweireld and lloris tbf.
from a tight knit unit with that sweeper role for lloris and a brief to play themselves, theyre now this "deal with everything" panacea and the sweeper is now a farcical false 6.
its a complete cop out from pochettino to continue with this failed tactic that suits none of our players and if he doesnt unbend his neck hes gone by brexit.
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:56 (five years ago)
Get Involved#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)Mike: Serge Gnabry may be able to score a hat-trick in the CL but he's still not good enough to play for West Brom who are currently losing to Leeds.
#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)
Mike: Serge Gnabry may be able to score a hat-trick in the CL but he's still not good enough to play for West Brom who are currently losing to Leeds.
You simply love to see it <3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:57 (five years ago)
last few weeks have probably been useful in making the fact that we're at least as long-term fucked as Arsenal or Man U into something like a mainstream opinion
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 21:19 (five years ago)
Lack of a defensive midfielder is really not helping either, Winks is transparently not that player. Dier has the ability to drop into a back three but, on the other hand, has been absolutely awful for two years now.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 22:12 (five years ago)
Right, now Liverpool have thrown away a three goal lead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:23 (five years ago)
... spoke too soon.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:25 (five years ago)
Spurs get back onto level GD in just one match and if they win their next one are virtually through to the knockout stages
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:55 (five years ago)
(normal service likely to resume at anfield on sunday though)
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:57 (five years ago)
just for some real talk perspective you were playing a club with a starting XI that included fucking Van la Parra!
― calzino, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:06 (five years ago)
yep agreed.
nice palate cleanser but we're a shit club in a great stadium until we win a few league games
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 00:09 (five years ago)
Genuinely shocked to see fucking Chelsea actually playing half-decent, attacking football. Hadn't seen them since last season. Another case of a transfer ban being a blessing in disguise, it seems.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:23 (five years ago)
gosh, VAR's a tremendous improvement to football
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:32 (five years ago)
Ha, yeah. Heard they have "3D offside software" that can detect a player being offside by tenths of a millimeter. Come now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:35 (five years ago)
why do i get the impression that everybody involved in running football spent more time as kids whining about whether a goal crossed the jumpers than actually playing the fucking game?
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:40 (five years ago)
https://nos.nl/data/image/2019/10/23/586948/xxl.jpg
Rolling most 2019 football images
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:41 (five years ago)
NV both lol and otm, sadly.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:50 (five years ago)
Chelsea vs Ajax, 1-1. After 4 minutes.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:04 (five years ago)
if you wanted var to work, and its clear that they dont, youd simply say clear daylight between attacker and last man and make no apologies about favouring the former. thatd be the end of it.
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:08 (five years ago)
Napoli-Salzburg is wide open. It’s 0-1 Salzburg but could be 2-2.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:18 (five years ago)
Promes w/ 1-2. Never thought I'd say this but please Chelsea, hurt 'm.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:22 (five years ago)
Deems otm btw.
VdV has been publicly talking Ziyech to Spurs lately btw. He'd be great for youse.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:24 (five years ago)
Right on cue.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:35 (five years ago)
Did I mention Ziyech? I think I did. 1-3.
I hate this Ajax but you have to love this Ajax :-S
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:36 (five years ago)
VdV would have been proud of that.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:36 (five years ago)
Def! Arsenal were in doubt this summer, buying Pepe or Ziyech. They decided on Pepe and paid 80m for him. I don't think Pepe can not be of use, but c'mon.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:44 (five years ago)
Chucky equalises for Napoli.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:45 (five years ago)
this ajax team are a dream, itsblike watching a team from the 90s when i could love things and not just criticise their imperfections
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:46 (five years ago)
He's sorely missed around these parts ;_;
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:46 (five years ago)
Deems, sadly, otm.
They're so dreamlike they even have a spot for Daley fucking Blind and it still doesn't hurt them
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
certainly i got sad writing it idk strange times
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
i could do with a daley fucking blind tbh
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:48 (five years ago)
Liverpool can't keep a clean sheet lately. One shot, one goal for Genk in that 1st half.
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:50 (five years ago)
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 5, 2019 9:47 PM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
I hear you and felt a tremendous melancholy, a nostalgic shock. Strange times indeems.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:51 (five years ago)
these chelsea lads p fun tbh
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:09 (five years ago)
golly thats competent
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:11 (five years ago)
"what would we have to do from here to score" they thought and they went and did it
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:12 (five years ago)
2-4. Refuse to believe this can be game on, but
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:20 (five years ago)
You were saying?
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:24 (five years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
Referee's gone loco.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
Yikes.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
(still dont thik it's game on tbf)
love when a ref takes none of your shit lads
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
two reds and a pen in three seconds, wheeeeew
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:27 (five years ago)
rigged
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:28 (five years ago)
handball never a yellow but otherwise hard to criticise
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:28 (five years ago)
Good lord.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)
these lads must love playing london teams
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)
Hate fucking Chelsea.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)
LBI wasn't careful enough with what he wished for lol
― imago, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:32 (five years ago)
XD
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:33 (five years ago)
IN LAMPS I TRUST
Shambles, this
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:34 (five years ago)
shut up
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
Inevitable.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
Need 3 Chelsea players to be sent off in the next few minutes.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
varrrrrrrrrr
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:36 (five years ago)
varrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
how could it not be
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:36 (five years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:36 (five years ago)
this is the best game
as harsh against abraham as the new rules are against defenders i guess
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:37 (five years ago)
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 5, 2019 10:36 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm. it's like pinball atm, very little to do with football. LAMPS OUT alone for only NOW bringing Batshuayi btw.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:42 (five years ago)
Good, hopefully Valencia can put this horrible bastard of a club out of the competition in the next match.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:52 (five years ago)
that may be goal of the season from costa
spurs dropped everyone i begged them too and tbh we look fucking good so far
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:17 (five years ago)
tooooooo
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:18 (five years ago)
just gave up literally the most unbelievable three on none chance that they blasted at gazzaniga
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:24 (five years ago)
dier at sea
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:25 (five years ago)
dier looking three types of awful. otherwise this is lovely.
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:32 (five years ago)
ok that's the goal of the season, lo celsoooooo
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:34 (five years ago)
That was hilarious.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:35 (five years ago)
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:35 (five years ago)
just like in practice boys
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:36 (five years ago)
this is street football
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:37 (five years ago)
Almost a replay.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:45 (five years ago)
shambles at the back god its like old times
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:45 (five years ago)
should or could have four if the final touch was better from dele/kane
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:46 (five years ago)
can someone tell son to stop being so damn penitent lol
― imago, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:19 (five years ago)
if these lads were any good its three all tbf
or if hugo were playing
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:21 (five years ago)
ok son didn't apologise after that one, good
― imago, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:21 (five years ago)
This might be incorrect but I’m not sure Crvena Zvezda have conceded more than one goal in a match at home since 2016.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:37 (five years ago)
moderately guilty lols from phenomenal Norman Hunter-esque reducer by 12-year-old Skipp near Red Star's box in the 93rd minute
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:58 (five years ago)
came on for the last five just for the experience, wound up being var-checked for a red and escaping, great work
― imago, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:59 (five years ago)
Lol at Bravo being sent off
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:00 (five years ago)
great game, Foyth was standout if not necc MOTM but nice just seeing us look like playing isn't some sort of punishment
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:01 (five years ago)
ndombele and lo celso excellent and alli, son and rose much better for them
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:02 (five years ago)
absolute scenes at gala bruges
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:47 (five years ago)
two sent off after a last minute (beaut) equaliser
second yellows for taking jersey off and kicking corner flag
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:48 (five years ago)
Deserved lead for Olympiakos.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:07 (five years ago)
Spurs are really struggling.
Two nil as I type that.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:20 (five years ago)
This is a disaster.
drag em jose
rose is toxic
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:24 (five years ago)
dier off
should or could be dele or rose
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:29 (five years ago)
enjoying this v much tbh what a nuts way to let us in again
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:47 (five years ago)
lol at the var call against psg
― Jibe, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:49 (five years ago)
Yes, that was hilarious.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:56 (five years ago)
so clearly a foul there im just roaring laughing
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:07 (five years ago)
aurier with a throwin, my gawd
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:08 (five years ago)
Even a couple of weeks ago we would have given up here.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:13 (five years ago)
Aurier with a thunderbolt!
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)
Lovely goal
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)
trying different things in pass length, dele dropping back for second ball from headers, dele wanting it to feet from the centre halves
lots to like but individual competence has been awful tbh!
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:33 (five years ago)
hows that not red
GOAL - Tottenham 3-2 OlympiakosSerge AurierComeback? Completed it mate.Serge Aurier finishes it beautifully at the far post, cutting across it with the outside-of-his-boot ala Benjamin Pavard.But less about the goal and more about the assist, it is fabulous work from Dele Alli, standing a defender up, upping the pacing then picking out his team-mate at the back post.Jose Mourinho already working wonders with the Tottenham squad.
Serge Aurier
Comeback? Completed it mate.
Serge Aurier finishes it beautifully at the far post, cutting across it with the outside-of-his-boot ala Benjamin Pavard.
But less about the goal and more about the assist, it is fabulous work from Dele Alli, standing a defender up, upping the pacing then picking out his team-mate at the back post.
Jose Mourinho already working wonders with the Tottenham squad.
Can't watch the match but the last bit surely is hyperbole? Smdh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
Boom!
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
Never in doubt.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:35 (five years ago)
idk man, some things have looked worse but individuals look to have been given a lot more licence also, can definitely see changing decisions all over the pitch
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:36 (five years ago)
Dele in particular looks like a different player.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:38 (five years ago)
Well I'll take it from you over the Nult Kru. 'Working wonders' just sounds like a stretch when yr playing Olympiakos.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:38 (five years ago)
Also about to win two games back to back for the first time since April xps
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:40 (five years ago)
(hopefully)
dele had a terrible first half (along with son) but i think its going to take a while for them to realise that they can make different runs and choices out there again.
former looked unplayable at times in that second half
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:41 (five years ago)
Nah its fine I'm sure Mourinho will find a way to strangle the life out of them soon enough.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:42 (five years ago)
eriksen playing like himself again
serious indictment of pochs effect on players over four years if he starts to play to his ability again and alderweireld signs up
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:43 (five years ago)
yeah it's more like Mourinho hasn't had a chance to exert his influence on them yet
― Number None, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:53 (five years ago)
possibly
pochles off anyway
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:58 (five years ago)
waiting for var to decide that that second psg goal didnt actually go in tbh
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:30 (five years ago)
This new Mouriniho is rather unsettling
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:31 (five years ago)
i tend to agree that it cannot last, danny rose would turn anyone, let alone mourinho on a knife edge
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:32 (five years ago)
He is much more interesting and compulsive now than he was at man u and regular viewers may know I'm a liverpool fan who was enjoying him running them into the ground. You just dont know what's gonna happen here. Maybe as a man who learns from his mistakes and matures he wont suddenly chuck it all in but... it's interesting waiting for it
The guy is charismatic what can you do
― or something, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:25 (five years ago)
Dele's been improving with each game since coming back into the team but was shite for most of the first half here. Aurier plays very well 85% of the time & is scapegoated often to avoid pointing the finger at Alderweireld imho. I'm tentatively positive about Mou so far, simplifying, calming, encouraging. Who knew? Was horrible how anxy they were till the soft 1st Spurs goal.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 06:18 (five years ago)
I mean the best thing about Mourinho has usually been his ability to make quick, decisive, game changing substitutions and with the exception of CF we will usually have a strong bench.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 09:04 (five years ago)
Eriksen's performance was heartening as well.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 09:05 (five years ago)
What's Levy's plan with Eriksen? IS he still hoping to sell him off this January, or has he accepted he'll walk out on a free next summer?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 09:07 (five years ago)
still offering terms i think
im not bothered by the difference between a pittance and a gap in jan vs free and a replacement in summer tbh
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 09:30 (five years ago)
this spurs board...
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:39 (five years ago)
americans, pool fans, glory hunters, where ya at this wednesday?
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:45 (five years ago)
(recognizing all 3 might be the same person)
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:46 (five years ago)
hey now
― gbx, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:48 (five years ago)
i am watching the game on my office computer while i count the minutes until the holiday weekend starts
― gbx, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:49 (five years ago)
Napoli are a tough but to crack
Now, not to get beaten 2-0 away to Salzburg in the next game
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 22:06 (five years ago)
*tough nut
They haven't won in six games. Seven now.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 22:23 (five years ago)
that was a good game tho
jesus, napoli players wants the ball anywhere, technical ability so strong.
didnt think goal shouldve stood tho, clear foul on vvd
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:09 (five years ago)
Salzburg are amusingly gung-ho
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:17 (five years ago)
Yeah this is enjoyable so far
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:17 (five years ago)
Minamino looks a player
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:22 (five years ago)
He does. I've no idea RBS can keep up using this much energy, but kudos. Salah and Mane could've scored, but RBS could've twice as well.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:28 (five years ago)
That should've been the 1-0, damn. (after a magnificent save by Stankovic on the other side)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:03 (five years ago)
Salah o_O
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:11 (five years ago)
Ajax eliminated by a grindcore Valencia. You simply love to see it.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:54 (five years ago)
Ajax had so many chances particularly near the end.
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:56 (five years ago)
They did. But they lost their cool, they allowed themselves to be bullied out of their game and get frustrated.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:00 (five years ago)
dier a horror show so far, legs full of water
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 20:26 (five years ago)
walker peters covering his position as well as ever
lol wait im watchin on a delay
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 20:34 (five years ago)
knee/ankle for coman, ouch
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 20:37 (five years ago)
one of the all time performances from eriksen here, not even a pretence of a fuck given
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 21:33 (five years ago)
LOL 10-3 on aggregate
― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 21:55 (five years ago)
lol celso
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 21:59 (five years ago)
Borussia Dortmund (Ger) - Paris Saint-Germain (Fra)Real Madrid (Spa) - Manchester City (Eng)Atalanta (Ita) - Valencia (Spa)Atlético Madrid (Spa) - Liverpool (Eng)Chelsea (Eng) - Bayern München (Ger)Olympique Lyon (Fra) - Juventus (Ita)Tottenham Hotspur (Eng) - RB Leipzig (Ger)Napoli (Ita) - Barcelona (Spa)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 December 2019 11:24 (five years ago)
Toughie for Klopp & co. Rasenball should suit Spurs imo.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 December 2019 11:25 (five years ago)
16 clubs from 5 countries. Great stuff.
― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Monday, 16 December 2019 12:49 (five years ago)
Kin 'ell
BREAKING: Manchester City banned from Champions League for two seasons by UEFA and fined 30 million euros— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) February 14, 2020
― groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:38 (five years ago)
They'd better win it this season then.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:40 (five years ago)
Does this mean Spurs can finish 5th and still qualify?
― groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:41 (five years ago)
It might mean somebody can
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
Sheffield United or Everton.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
― groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:45 (five years ago)
Is this one of those “omg cron can go to jail for 20 years due to tax evasion-but won’t” scenarios or will this hold up?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:35 (five years ago)
I'll be surprised if it does.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 14 February 2020 19:39 (five years ago)
no doubt wrong but i fancy psg to win the whole thing this season.
atleti have been poor but can see them 0-0 and 1-1 ing their way thru to the next round. i'd take a score draw tonight for lfc.
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:38 (five years ago)
PSG still trash
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
Atletico suffocating the game so far
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:01 (five years ago)
incredible moment just there, haaland got the ball, crashed through a barn and comes out the other side in a hail of live chickens, covered in hay, ball still stuck to the boot, wonderful stuff
neymar is a cunt and why refs let him away with his shit is beyond me
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:17 (five years ago)
yes dortmund
― nxd, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:26 (five years ago)
jeeeesus christ
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
yay again haha
― nxd, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
Boom.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
fuck me what a strike tho
cheat mode striker
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:35 (five years ago)
His overall game is pretty erratic but by crikey the lad likes scoring goals
― Number None, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)
assist for claudio reynas boy toohim and alfie play for city together?
― nxd, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)
haaland reaches ten cl goals four games sooner than any other player in history
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
really high quality second half this, had everything
psg look old this past five mins
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:47 (five years ago)
Not one proper chance for Liverpool in that game
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
Gedson starting alongside Winks, Ndombele on the bench idk idk
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:14 (five years ago)
Great fun so far
― crisp, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:15 (five years ago)
Spurs could be 3 down already
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
30% possession. I’ve got no idea what the tactics are meant to be.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:26 (five years ago)
Atalanta 4 Valencia 0
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:24 (five years ago)
4-1, game on.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:27 (five years ago)
Much better from Spurs with Lamela and Ndombele on but not much prospect of a goal.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:41 (five years ago)
physical game
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
Lo Celso is very good.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
nobody to target at all up front
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
Is Troy Parrott on the bench?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
No.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)
get pretty sick of moody shots of dele fuckin alli when the prick isnt lifting his arse to fart when selected
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:53 (five years ago)
Lamela has been brilliant since coming on. Dele looks livid but I assume he's being saved for Saturday.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
rotten rotten stuff, very much in line with the shit shovelled in front of us lately
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
Sometimes do a bit where I pretend to be an enthusiastic supporter of all Red Bull sponsored teams. Feel kind of undermined at having to cheer for them on the real
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:35 (five years ago)
Still can't fathom what he was thinking starting with four defenders and six attacking midfielders. Or three defenders and seven attacking midfielders if you count Aurier. It's bordering on sabotage.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:39 (five years ago)
just playing aurier is sabotage hes a cunt
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:53 (five years ago)
― ShariVari, Thursday, February 20, 2020 10:39 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sabotage? Mourinho?! Never!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:54 (five years ago)
Yes, where is the fun loving attack-minded Mourinho Spurs fans were expecting?
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 10:14 (five years ago)
oh i would hate to break character now by blaming a coach for moron players
these lads were shit under poch for more often than is noted, he just had them drilled to minimise their individual errors or weaknesses impacting the team.
but even that fell to shit in the end, understandably enough.
three months in and no strikers bought isnt time to throw blame mourinhos way imo
if hes still picking aurier et al at end of summer he should be sacked or resign, same as poch
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 February 2020 10:25 (five years ago)
I didn't see the game yesterday, did any of you happen to notice how Ethan Ampadu did for Leipzig?
― Tim, Thursday, 20 February 2020 10:38 (five years ago)
Mourinho's already shaved the head and it's not even six months in
it's over lads
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2020 11:01 (five years ago)
xp fraid not i caught the last half hour in a noisy bar so didnt tbh take note of too much ito individual leipzig players
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 February 2020 11:08 (five years ago)
Ampadu was very good.
Mourinho isn't to blame for individual errors and players underperforming, he's absolutely to blame for expecting a central midfield consisting of a 21-year-old winger and Harry Winks to hold back a team currently level on points with Bayern in the league. Spurs were incalculably better when Lamela and Ndombele came on. They barely had a touch of the ball in the first half.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 20 February 2020 11:13 (five years ago)
see above!
would be fair to say that the first hour of each of our last few games has been very strangely set up and improved after the subs
whether theres a genius to it or not, who can say eh
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 February 2020 11:14 (five years ago)
LOL Chelsea.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:33 (five years ago)
Alphonso Davies looks legit.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
He's in my FM team and yes but the little (twat keeps demanding more money
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:36 (five years ago)
undoubtedly the biggest Canadian talent since...uh
― Number None, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:39 (five years ago)
Joni Mitchell
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
tonetta
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
i never actually made it to a game when he was playing for the vancouver nightcaps sadly. looks class
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:44 (five years ago)
How quickly people forget Bayern’s other Canadian superstar of the early 00s.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
Vancouver Nightcaps is adorable btw.
Wondering if jim was in Vancouver to support Kenny Miller during his stint with the Whitecaps.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)
Heagreaves was only Canadian when he wasn't playing well. Or possibly German
― Number None, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)
this is paul stalteri erasure
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:23 (five years ago)
this is going well
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 20:24 (five years ago)
I guess that's probably goodnight Spuds.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 20:25 (five years ago)
Abysmal.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, February 25, 2020 1:49 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
this was of course the impetus.
I only saw Kenny play once or twice for Vancouver but he scored 2 good goals in one game, a 4-2 victory.
hoops legend
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 21:47 (five years ago)
its difficult to blame everyone involved to the correct extent without absolving others equally deserving of blame
levy should go
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 21:53 (five years ago)
jose shouldnt stay
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 21:54 (five years ago)
lloris, aurier, dele should never pull on the shirt again
With apologies to the 200 Spurs fans on ILX, few things are sweeter than watching Mourinho lose.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
.....you outed yrself as a spurs fan previously iirc
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:00 (five years ago)
With Poch, completely out of the question with Mourinho in charge.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:12 (five years ago)
I'm loving Mourinho's Spurs I have to say
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
main objection to mourinho is the salary, secondary is the feigned helplessness we were only paying poch 8m a year for
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:24 (five years ago)
Mourinho is long past his best and the fact that he keeps getting "big" jobs in the prem is an indictment of how backwards the suits that run football clubs are. any club that takes him on deserves all they get
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:37 (five years ago)
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 23:26 (five years ago)
Sacking Pochettino, the club's best manager in decades, for having a poor start to the season after starving his team for three windows in a row was a fucking idiotic call.
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 08:01 (five years ago)
Pretty sure he was glad to go by then.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 08:17 (five years ago)
starving his team such that he turned into the listless shadow he was was the idiocy
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:08 (five years ago)
Playing the hits, I see. pic.twitter.com/6whfiTlFSn— Lars Sivertsen (@larssivertsen) March 11, 2020
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:31 (five years ago)
Poch is the least to blame of anyone here, when he walks into a cushy Bundesliga job we'll all be reminded quite how good a coach he was, particularly on limited resources. Poor squad building is ultimately laid at Levy's door, and Mourinho has been making the absolute worst of a bad job.
Individual players have been idiots time and time again but the frequency of these cock-ups has definitely been increasing over the course of this season.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:35 (five years ago)
The thing with latter day Mou is he joins clubs already struggling and can go a long way with "hey I'm not a miracle worker", well into the next season - splashing more money this summer on second to third rate players for Spurs. He's this close to doing so bad he can be sacked today. But not quite there yet. And he'll hover in that place, he enjoys being in that situation. Good luck getting rid of him.
Meanwhile no-one here cares one iota but PSV has signed Roger Schmidt as new manager for next season, which is a proper Big Signing for a Dutch club. He trashed Ajax w/ Red Bull Salzburg, twice, and got to the last 16 w/ Leverkusen. Before the inevitable disappointment, it's nice to daydream about what could be. Decent football for one.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:42 (five years ago)
Mourihno's treatment of Pogba and Ndombele has been absolutely toxic and whatever short-term boost of confidence he has given Dele has clearly worn off. His biggest strength this season has been to salvage games with good substitutions that probably only needed salvaging due to his poor starting lineup / strategy. I can't imagine he's anything other than a net negative on team morale.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:55 (five years ago)
failure to deploy the idiots in the safest possible setup, as well as somehow also managing to nullify any attacking threat our capable players might bother to muster in the same formation takes....some ability
i think removing him might actually be the best thing to do, early as possible after the season ends.
but that relies upon levy backing the new guy early, when in all likelihood the new guy will be told to learn the squad and we'll back you in jan, in jan theres no value in jan, next summer we'll rebuild and if the poor sod is till there then and not insane he'll get andy carroll on aug 31st
nothing excuses the performance from the players, not under poch and not now
nothing excuses managers not making a decent fist with what they have, not latter poch and not now. the gap between "i have enough and we will challenge" and "oh well two injuries i guess we cant pass or tackle now" is a complete sidestep from either of em or anyone else.
but its prob time that levys handling of everything from the stadium delay onwards seems him the main target. hes killed it stone dead and deserves sacking.
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 12:58 (five years ago)
he'll get andy carroll on aug 31st
Oh man would I love too see it!
Sacking him end of season in a "we're very sorry it didn't work out etc" way seems like the best way out for Levy. If he waits any longer he's stuck in his own trap of having to feign actual faith in the bastard.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:02 (five years ago)
jonathon liew summed it up quite nicely
Late in the game Mourinho summoned his assistant João Sacramento to his side and simply shrugged at him, like a customer returning a defective phone to a retailer. Look, João. It doesn’t work. I’ve tried all the buttons. I’ve tried playing 5‑4‑1 at home. I’ve tried throwing my club’s record signing under the bus on live television. Now I’ve tried to gegenpress one of the best teams in Europe with a knackered team and a bare minimum of preparation. It’s a dud.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 15:21 (five years ago)
some quality kiss of deathing there from the radio commentary team
― Psychedics with Rosie Swash (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:02 (five years ago)
none of my patients came to clinic today so i'm watching this and it's infuriating
― gbx, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:06 (five years ago)
― God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:10 (five years ago)
Just after Liverpool's second Pat Nevin was giving it "there's no better team in Europe at game management" and then the sky fell in
― Psychedics with Rosie Swash (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:11 (five years ago)
Blimey
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
Uh oh.
― God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:31 (five years ago)
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
aww bless
― ymo sumac (NickB), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
That was more like it, best LFC have played for a while. Surprised Allison missing so many games hasn't cost us more in the league this season tbh. Still not really found the exact right method for away games in Europe over the last 3 years which is crazy considering this is the only time they've been knocked out. Competition looks p open now . kinda think Bayern should win it but still have a feeling for PSG, obv rooting for Atalanta.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:53 (five years ago)
One of the worst red card decisions... ever? In the PSG match
― crisp, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:53 (five years ago)
when there's no crowd, yelling 'oh fuck off' or such won't be so hard for the referee to ignore idk
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:55 (five years ago)
kinda think Bayern should win it but still have a feeling for PSG, obv rooting for Atalanta.
Anyone but PSG tbh.
― God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 23:12 (five years ago)
I was thinking that it'd be incredible for Bayern to start the season in crisis and end up winning the CL but i guess Real Madrid have done it enough times for the novelty to have worn off.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 23:34 (five years ago)
➡️ Real Madrid have made a recommendation to quarantine the men's football team after a member of their basketball team tested positive for coronavirus pic.twitter.com/g8l7UBXfLL— BBC Sport Wales (@BBCSportWales) March 12, 2020
― groovypanda, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:16 (five years ago)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51870540
― groovypanda, Friday, 13 March 2020 10:20 (five years ago)
thank god they came to that decision before a bunch of matches were needlessly played this week
― Psychedics with Rosie Swash (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 March 2020 10:27 (five years ago)
How will the masses be entertained now? Online chess can only go so far
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 13 March 2020 10:31 (five years ago)
I imagine twitch.tv are rubbing their hands with glee
― Number None, Friday, 13 March 2020 10:33 (five years ago)
Two really well positioned ties. Juve need to score three against Lyon, Real are 2-3 down on aggregate.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:31 (four years ago)
Juve have their traditional jammy penalty. 1-1.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:44 (four years ago)
Very tasty Jesus goal against Real.
― Matt DC, Friday, 7 August 2020 20:57 (four years ago)
Lyon hang on! 2-1 Juve on the night, 2-2 on aggregate.
Caquaret (20), Aouar (22) and Bruno (22) were exceptional in central midfield. Aouar has some experience but Caquaret and Bruno played their eighth and third games for Lyon respectively. You’d expect City to beat them but you’d have expected Juventus to have beaten them too.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:02 (four years ago)
Love too see a Depay panenka
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:50 (four years ago)
Not that I care about this shitty competition but Man City winning it after overturning their ban would just about put the tin lid on it.
― Udo Starmer (Tom D.), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:51 (four years ago)
And you know it's going to happen.
― Udo Starmer (Tom D.), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:52 (four years ago)
Just had the bizarre realisation that the games tonight are still in the same round Spurs got knocked out in.
Bayern might have a case but I think you could justify having Man City as favourites.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 August 2020 20:42 (four years ago)
I had to check that but you're right.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:30 (four years ago)
Psyched for Atalanta / PSG. Could end up absolutely any score.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:36 (four years ago)
Eesh, Ilicič, Atalanta’s top scorer, not playing tonight - or again this season - apparently because he flew back to Slovenia to see his wife and discovered she was having an affair.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:03 (four years ago)
Should be 1-1 after three minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:06 (four years ago)
Atalanta 1-0!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:29 (four years ago)
Nice!
― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:30 (four years ago)
Come on ye Atalantans
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:31 (four years ago)
PSG have been pretty awful.
Perhaps bringing Maxim Choupo-Moting on will turn it around.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:41 (four years ago)
is that the maxim choupo-moting once of stoke city, or a different maxim choupo-moting
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:42 (four years ago)
Oh no, PSG level.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:50 (four years ago)
Choupo-Moting, the creator.
And a winner!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:52 (four years ago)
Aww booo
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:52 (four years ago)
CHOUPO-MOTING!
MOTM based on the eight minutes he’s been on the pitch,
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:53 (four years ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/qR80MnmL/34-B8741-B-E296-47-E5-8526-333-F7-FE91664.jpg
So cruel. They could easy have been more than one up in the first half.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:00 (four years ago)
Full of surprises this competition, as ever.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:00 (four years ago)
Choupo Chumps.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:21 (four years ago)
If Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting plays in the next round, it will mean the relegated Stoke squad of 2017-18 had players who played in the 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2019 & 2020 Champions League semi-finals.— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) August 12, 2020
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:22 (four years ago)
lmao at all of this
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:23 (four years ago)
How many of those are Glen Johnson though?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:29 (four years ago)
Olmo!
The game absolutely needed a Leipzig goal.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:12 (four years ago)
Joao Felix playing the Choupo-Moting role for Atleti - winning and scoring a penalty and generally making them look 200% more dangerous having come on.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (four years ago)
2-1 Leipzig. An American child has scored.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:50 (four years ago)
Pass of the round so far from Sabitzer there, Atleti on way out
― crisp, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:51 (four years ago)
What a start. Bayern look deadly. 1-0 after three minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:05 (four years ago)
There aren't many positives to covid but a single leg tie between Barca and Bayern on a Friday night is absolutely one of them.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:06 (four years ago)
On course for a 20-20 draw.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:08 (four years ago)
This is amazing.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:10 (four years ago)
Unbelievable.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:11 (four years ago)
I don't mean to sound hyperbolic but this might be the best football match of all time.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:25 (four years ago)
I'll be stunned if it finishes 2-1
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:27 (four years ago)
I’ll be stunned if it’s 2-1 in five minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:27 (four years ago)
There you go,
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:28 (four years ago)
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:28 (four years ago)
haaaa
― imago, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:28 (four years ago)
Every time someone, anyone gets the ball you just think something will happen.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:29 (four years ago)
A massacre.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:31 (four years ago)
No goals in ten minutes this is bullshit.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:40 (four years ago)
Game on, sort of.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:14 (four years ago)
And off again.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:19 (four years ago)
Canadians shouldn’t be this good.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:20 (four years ago)
19 years old.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:21 (four years ago)
That was absolutely nuts.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:22 (four years ago)
Embarrassing for Coutinho.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:42 (four years ago)
Oh no.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:45 (four years ago)
Worse than Spurs vs Bayern now.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:46 (four years ago)
Fucking hell
― crisp, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:49 (four years ago)
Admire Barca's commitment to finding evermore embarrassing ways to exit the CL year on year. First Roma then LFC then whatever this is.
Loving the Thomas Muller Renaissance this season and the moving one of the best LBs in the world to CB because oh yes we just happen to have an even better LB sure he's a teenager but let's do it anyway.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:52 (four years ago)
No wonder Poch and Xavi said no thanks in January.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:54 (four years ago)
That was extraordinary to watch.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:55 (four years ago)
It's almost impossible to defend going back to the old Champions League format after seeing that. There'll be half as many games but twice as many people will want to watch them.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:59 (four years ago)
Last year's semis not exactly dull iirc
― oscar bravo, Friday, 14 August 2020 21:01 (four years ago)
Last year's semis represented the single greatest moment of my football watching life but there's a specific drama and magic to 90mins of high stakes knockout football.
― Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 21:32 (four years ago)
8-2, one simply loves to see it
― aw naw no bolingoli anaw noo (||||||||), Saturday, 15 August 2020 07:35 (four years ago)
Wooo! 1-0 Lyon.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:24 (four years ago)
City have all the possession but have created next to nothing.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:18 (four years ago)
Bayern's odds must be shortening by the minute
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:19 (four years ago)
Finally can’t stick listening to Michael Owen any more, fingers crossed for a City humiliation and Owen to have his mic cut “accidentally”.
― caută tu singur (gyac), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:19 (four years ago)
Have just informed it’s Steve Mc, point stands.
― caută tu singur (gyac), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:24 (four years ago)
radio only here thank god
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:24 (four years ago)
and there we go
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:27 (four years ago)
Stunning tbh
― imago, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:28 (four years ago)
lol Dembele, 2-1 Lyon
uh-oh here comes VAR
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:36 (four years ago)
Surely it stands
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:37 (four years ago)
it does!
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:38 (four years ago)
Lyon really effective on the break. Can’t believe Pep hasn’t put Foden on yet, City have nothing through the middle
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:40 (four years ago)
Jesus fuck Peter Walton sounds like hard work
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:43 (four years ago)
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:44 (four years ago)
Sterloling
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:44 (four years ago)
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:44 (four years ago)
Stick a fork in them
lmaooooooo what a minute of football
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:45 (four years ago)
Scenes
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:45 (four years ago)
Glorious
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:45 (four years ago)
Champions League delivering
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:46 (four years ago)
The real blitw
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:47 (four years ago)
i want interpol investigating the man city player who put it over the top from five feet
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:51 (four years ago)
Waddle: "Lyon haven't played that well" (proceeds to list all the ways Lyon have played more than well enough)
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:53 (four years ago)
I really like Raheem Sterling and he’s a great player and has had a good game but that was hilarious and fuck Man City
― crisp, Saturday, 15 August 2020 20:54 (four years ago)
So it’s our « farmers’ league » against Germany now !
― AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:55 (four years ago)
pep really can't help himself in the CL. always looking for a cute angle. roll on the all ilf baaderonix vs jibe final
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 16 August 2020 05:39 (four years ago)
Lovely goal.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:14 (four years ago)
neymar touch for 2nd goal straight fire
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:53 (four years ago)
Insane how the qualifying rounds for next season are taking place before the semis are even over. The competition has lapped itself.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:25 (four years ago)
Ah, how did Depay not score? Pretty sure I could have chipped the keeper from there.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:06 (four years ago)
Enjoyed the serge gnabry arjen robben tribute goal. Coutinho looked really good when he came on.
Flicked over to 5live after the game to hear Sutton and Dublin lambasting the Lyon forward for missing 2 chances which apparently one can't do "at this level" and separates out the really top strikers from the average whilst willfully ignoring the fact that the chance lewandowski missed that led to gnabry's 2nd goal was way worse.
Final should be tasty.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:09 (four years ago)
possible caveat: Lewandowski's 55 goals in 46 appearances this season
― Number None, Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:39 (four years ago)
i sure hope it won't be 10 more years before lyon get back to the cl semis (but honestly their chances are low, they are nowhere near the level of the big money clubs... tbh i'd probably be happier to see them in the europa league where they stand a chance)and that if they do they can avoid munich. two semis lost 3-0 to bayern (ok in 2010 they lost 1-0 and 3-0).anyways, i hope psg beat bayern on sunday, even if it'll mean my psg supporting friends become even more annoying.
― Jibe, Thursday, 20 August 2020 10:57 (four years ago)
picked psg to win this itt in february so guess i'll stick with them but there are probably more bayern players i like than psgers. neymar has been ridic good this knockout phase and maybe he'll sort his finishing tonight.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:43 (four years ago)
I winced when that Lewandowski shot hit the post.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:23 (four years ago)
steve mcmanaman is chronic
― ||||||||, Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:11 (four years ago)
last 30 mins horribly bitty
― ||||||||, Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:43 (four years ago)
the curious double sub for Bayern completely killed their momentum
― Number None, Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:44 (four years ago)
love fouls me
― ||||||||, Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:51 (four years ago)
You just know Lineker has been waiting 95mins to say "Herr Flick" with a smirk on his face.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:58 (four years ago)
Group A: Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Red Bull Salzburg, Lokomotiv Moscow
Group B: Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Inter Milan, Borussia Monchengladbach
Group C: Porto, Man City, Olympiakos, Marseille
Group D: Liverpool, Ajax, Atalanta, Midtjylland
Group E: Sevilla, Chelsea, Krasnodar, Rennes
Group F: Zenit St Petersburg, Borussia Dortmund, Lazio, Club Bruges
Group G: Juventus, Barcelona, Dynamo Kiev, Ferencvaros
Group H: Paris St-Germain, Man Utd, RB Leipzig, Istanbul Basaksehir
chelsea jammy as ever. ronaldo vs messi. not the friendliest draw for man utd.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:32 (four years ago)