Footballers you hate

Maybe there's a reason, maybe there's not, but you know in your heart of hearts they're a cunt.

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Jordan Pickford. He just seems like a real Englandy clean-cut good boy England cunt.

Your Jonjo Shelveys kind of go without saying but what a cunt.

would love to punch this prick

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Lol technically blasphemy

dele ali. so snide.

gareth bale and his 'heart' celebration.

On a personal note I used to harbour an unseemly amount of hate for Karl fucking Henry, a man who never cashed an honest paycheck in his life.

let it be known that I said Ali was a cunt long ago, but the Spurs massive circled the wagons

Hating Dangerous Dave Edwards would be like hating a puppy but how my heart sank every time he put a skill-less shift in for Big Mick.

this idiot manchild of course

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Let it be known that I said Ali was a cunt long ago, but the Spurs massive circled the wagons

Yes, he's hideous.

but find dele alli v punchable

― pandemic, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 8:26 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

but find dele alli v punchable

― pandemic, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 8:26 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― oscar bravo, Friday, February 21, 2020 4:17 PM (three seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

10 secs later he scored vs chelsea

Hoo boy... Thread's only for English players, ppl who are still "playing"?

shouldn't think so

I should've started this thread with a big pic of Terry but too obvious maybe

No LBI this is an ecumenical theatre of hatred

Azpilcueta and Andy Robertson

both snide, mouthy wee cunts in the classic FB mode

lets save some time here

golden era darraghmac vendettas

yeah that sweet spot where it's not just players whose antics you hate but would reluctantly tolerate if they were at your club but who you would genuinely hate to root for if they played for your team.

xp thankig u

Could name a whole XI of Portuguese but: fucking Pepe.

end of the season should really rerun that poll with aurier as an option. Landslide surely. still think of that robinson post when he pops up on SSN.
xp

leaving actual performances aside, i have a particular hatred for players that perform the professional acts of dark arts required to thrive in the game, but who seem to get away with it because it's what's expected of them

yr savages, terrys, carvalhos, yes yr lamelas (love him tho)

obv it's the refs i should hate but look hatred isn't a rational thing

Michael Owen

since day 1

Fucking Sergio Ramos is one of the most booked defenders in history (citation needed) but I still feel like he gets away with murder every time.

Always hated smug fucking Shearer.

McGeady

like

tbh

and this is inexcusable

but i actually think i hate the doubleglazed thickness of robbie keane

and i cant stand over that in any way, but i feel it's kind of in the spirit of the thread

ooh i fucking hate the bones of that loveable irish scamp stephen hunt

and while theres much to defend in james mccleans stance, as a person and a player hes everything i hate in a footballer

Nah I feel you with Keane, when we were huffing and puffing away in the Champo, pre Fosun, there were still sad old twats on the Express & Star whining that we should bring back the ungrateful immobile lump

Already preparing to fp anyone who says Roy Keane

Robbie K ruined an exam for me once when he scored but it wasn’t an important one and none of us minded

I think my first true hate might have been Bryan Robson, the epitome of a gormless England shitkicker

John Terry

Michael Owen is a hate that goes back decades now. I should get a gold watch or something. Its probably 23 years since I first said what a fucking cunt.

first hate was norman whiteside. rudi voller hate ran p deep, never has phlegm in a perm been so celebrated as it was in my house during that holland - germany game

It's impressive how Owen is whiny and droney at the same time, and his career as resident thick cunt who hates the Wolves on BT is some next level of despicableness

sol campbell
martin keown
lee dixon
ashley young

feel like pepe and ramos kind of at least get what they have coming tbh

oooh oooh oooh

neymar

neymar is the personification of everything shit about talented footballers

a joyless preening ridiculous greedy fuck of a fuck

I developed a faint tinge of protectiveness toward Neymar because of all the blokes who hate football using him as their exemplar of why football is shit but I guess when you come right down to it it's Neymar's fault, the cunt

my feelings towards him are notably and similarly against the grain in that regard, but he is the one that you simply have to allow the knuckleheads to be right about.

Michael Owen is a hate that goes back decades now. I should get a gold watch or something. Its probably 23 years since I first said what a fucking cunt.

Some footballer hates are quite ephemeral, it sort of makes me lol I used get very irate about Dean Windass because he was a bit of a pantomime cunt in a mere a couple of west yorkshire derby games. Then later you realise the poor bastard barely has enough brain function to write his name and some of his interactions on social media are fucking hilarious. But my hatred for Owen is eternal and he is completely humourless as well as whiny, overrated and all the rest. That clip of him being a complete shrill cunt to a 14 year old goalkeeper he's tried to humiliate and Neville Southall says something sarcastic like: well played, he's a 14 year old kid. That time after Real Madrid he put out a prospectus of himself. Seriously I'd love to batter the little tory cunt to death with a lump hammer and force-feed his remains to all the lousy Talk Sport/5 live cunts/pub bore pundits in Ingerland shirts that used to blow so much smoke up his worthless arse.

Joe Hart
Antoine Griezmann

oddly enough i've just found out they were both brand ambassadors for head & shoulders, so maybe i just don't like their shampoo

yes joe hart's decline has pleased me enormously. from 2nd best goalkeeper in the world behind manuel neuer according to p much every english pundit to not good enough to start for west ham or burnley in 3 seasons.

actually i'm not sure if he's declined so much as found his level. will always have a fond regard for his role in england's defeat to iceland however.

too obvious to say those cokehead thugs types like chris morgan, craig bellamy, etc?

first game i saw hamza choudhury play he pulled a fuckin shocking two footer on someone and he went right into my cunts book

xp hart == robinson in exactly the same type of "pundits top 5 in world" to "transparently shit and there's no longer any bluffing it" path

first row of image search of choudhury tackle shows him in rotten full leg lunges at other pros

you do it once, that happens, twice youre a cunt, three different times at the age of 22 in a google image search top five and tbh under my govt you no longer have a licence to play as a professional

McGeady

― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would wonder why you're piling into our fancy new signing like that but tbah in two games he's done shit-all, and Blackburn's first goal last week featured a truly cba leg-wave at their man as he drove across the box in search of an opening

I honestly thought he'd retired

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Lol well, I mean

(what exactly were your reasons? need to be forewarned)

tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good

we were always told he was good

he wasn't good

did he just fall into a monopoly set? xps

I'd accept a gold top-hat tbf!

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MO money MO problems

Did we ever poll Owen's brand values? Cos I'm laughing pretty hard at "cool", "charismatic" and "clean and fresh" right now

Robbie Savage

eric wynalda
arjen robben

michael owen, what a fucking crustacean

Savage's radio punditry would be enough without even taking his career into account

i now need brand values for all these pricks

tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good

we were always told he was good

he wasn't good

― Number None, Friday, February 21, 2020 8:44 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

mcgeady was the best player in the spl one season. a legitimately very good season of football which saw celtic win the title on the last day and get through the group stage of the champions league. that was, i think 07/08. he would've been 21/21. he's never had as good a season subsequently. i can't hate him due to the good times at celtic, but there is always the suspicion, for me, that he could've been better if he had had more discipline

Anyone who might be in a whatsapp group with Mark Chapman, so:

Danny Murphy
Jimmy Bullard
Phil Neville
Peter Crouch

Also Cristiano Ronaldo

I caught that Peter Crouch podcast on 5 live once, full of japery and laddy revelations like if he sees a footballer reading a book on the coach he will throw something at their head. ho ho ho.

an old associate of mine whose career high was playing for Accrington Stanley when they were in the conference once stayed at Savage's mansion when he had a trial at Leicester after putting in an uncharacteristically good performance against West Ham in the cup and he had caught O'Neil's eye somehow. Even though he is an absolute objectionable rude arrogant prick himself he said Savage was up his own arse and quite a rude arrogant prick!

Ronaldo is a saint and I won't hear a word against him

hating ex-players like Bellamy/Savage who are self-styled cunt personas feels like feeding the fire. I prefer to ignore them into insignificance

Patron saint of stepovers, frosted tips and non-disclosure agreements xp

xps I just instantly interpreted that as the guy who shot John Lennon and I mean...

the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly

Is Dennis Wise not considered a cunt anymore or does he just pale into insignificance now? Anyway, latter-day Le Tissier and Suker surely, the latter is especially disappointing cos he signed a match programme of mine.

ugh yes dennis wise, though not quite as hateful as vinnie and fashanu obv

I'd forgotten about that period of peak Dennis Wise when he was Leeds Utd manager !

le tiss can never be hated, like hoddle he was just too much of a joy on the pitch to ever completely spoil it

the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly

― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

celebrities arent ppl tho, iygwim

ricksen never knew or cared that you hated him, kind of thing

another one of these products of nazi rape that was more worthy of hate than le tiss - graham le saux. Total fucking dingbat!

The nazi-rape quip is not mine btw, it is some Scottish coach who used it against le saux.

yeah i was going to mention Le Saux but hate is a strong word

“I paid a visit to David Bentley’s room,” writes Bullard, describing an evening on England duty when he was hungry after hours.

“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.

“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’

“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’

“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’

“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’

“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’

“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.

“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.

“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!

“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’

“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.

“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.

“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.

“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.

the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly

― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

celebrities arent ppl tho, iygwim

ricksen never knew or cared that you hated him, kind of thing

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, February 21, 2020 9:59 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh i don't feel guilty about hating him or anything. but it just undercuts the hate i have for current footballers, like in the back of my head I'm like "you would think 'oh that's a shame' if this guy gets cancer"

Oh fuck Ashley Cole xp

jimmy bullard is definitely a prize wanker.

While he was tapping the sick at Hull he was widely rumoured to spend his extended holiday coked up to the eyeballs in local nightclubs

Btw I always always ALWAYS hated Beckham, even as a United fan, and I am always glad when something like his emails whining about not getting a knighthood emerges, cos really. Cruising on his looks and a few free kicks. Complete prick.

no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!

bentley, tragic or a total wasteman or both, hard to say

‘Scholesy’ is a wee fuck

Marco Materazzi - if Gab Marcotti and Jose Mourinho both love you then you are a cunt

Le Saux used to always make a big issue that he was a Graun reading footballer, and that is why most dressing rooms thought he was a complete arse.. because he was a moody, thoughtful outsider etc...but when his book came out it emerged he was actually almost as thick as Dean Windass. Not really hate though, more like what a prize prick!

Haha just thought of a good one...

A woman craves and needs a man who will take initiative, is decisive, and who has moral and physical courage.

Soft effeminacy, immaturity and weak morality is neither manly nor attractive to her.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 15, 2020

Dark Satanic Danny Mills.

Men are made to be oaks of righteousness standing firm in the faith, not weeping willows driven by their emotions and every cultural wind of change.

Fathers, train your sons in integrity and mature responsibility - knowing training must be intentional and growth takes time.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 18, 2020

hah hah holy shit!

We comfortably rebuke men. And there's something appropriate about this primary accountability.

However, women need to be corrected & instructed too.

They need teaching about modesty, purity, submissiveness & a gentle & quiet spirit.

But in a #metoo culture we fear to do so.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 13, 2020

der Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad

Can’t argue with Trump’s stand on banning late abortion and affirming the sanctity of life and children as a gift from God. #StateOfTheUnion

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 5, 2020

I knew he was a born again but I didn't realise he'd got it that bad, the misogynist cunt.

no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!

Agreed. Underrated by a lot of Utd fans even

another vote for Beckham being Good and Alan Green spitting vitriol at him being a founding stone of Brexit or something

becks tick

scholes can fuck off tho

/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad

Scrolling through peacocks twitter is the nuts, hard swerves between vile right wing batshittery and earnest discussions on whether or not Alan shearer was the best striker Newcastle ever had

Lol the nuts

lol I took it as read

I mean you can't remember prime Beckham very well if you think he was only about the odd free-kick

fair enough if you don't like him but I always thought he was pretty harmless off the pitch too

Beckham visited Afghanistan in May 2010 for a morale-boosting visit to British troops fighting the Taliban insurgency. The appearance of Beckham as well as British Foreign Secretary William Hague and Defence Secretary Liam Fox was believed to have prompted a Taliban attack on Kandahar airfield.

Taliban assault team led by Gavin Peacock

Could name a whole XI of Portuguese

Deco, greetin'-faced wee cunt.

And Trezeguet another greetin'-faced crybaby cunt.

The #SuperBowlLIV half time show proves that Western culture is not simply secular it is raw paganism.

#TheNuts

sorry for c+ping the official taliban gavin peacock twitter account

Non-footballer who I hate because of his crying baby face: Andre Agassi

he also brought shame to the bald community.

_/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad_


Did you enjoy his crushed face when Bayern lost in the CL final as much as I did?

You are all wrong, Beckham is a cunt.

i hate that he moved to mls at, what, 32 years old?

he also didn't do that well at real

was cracking for united right enough

parable of the talents and all that

I swear Gavin Peacock announced he was going to become a priest before he'd actually decided what religion to be born again in

Taliban turned him down maybe

Patrick Bamford 👇

his family was the shipping company with no fucking ships that Grayling awarded huuuge contract to!

Back in the day, it would have been pretty much the whole of the classic Arsenal back four: Keown top of the shitlist and Nigel Winterburn close behind. Ben Thatcher was always a horrible cunt, too.

Keown looks like a Hitchcockesque character who has committed murder, got away with it and is just winging it for now to see if he can get away with it, pure hateful, murderous oblivion in those eyes but always smarmy and charming for the cameras. Looks like a pure Tory cunt as well.

Gascoigne. The mawkish sentimentality. The tortured genius crap. Joining Rangers. The flute playing - which he did more than once. That elbows out sticking his hands in people's faces running style he got away with for years. Fuck him.

100%

waster cunt delighted to have gotten away with as much as he did while he could just be a cunt, and a big sadheaded cunt now no cunt cares the desperate cunt

a poster boy for every englishman who runs around fucking shit up without malice but with extreme fecklessness

Aye. Total arsehole. The massive injury that he got trying to do gary charles illustrates the measure of the man.

Remaining in Tyneside: Shearer. Classic number 9, also an artless brute

Shearer is allegedly a boorish bullying cunt off the field iirc

Never liked Gascoigne or Shearer, and generally despise geordies tbh. Try taking a young autistic boy to Flamingoland and see how much your patience with wahay the fucking lads endures!

I'd love to think of Keown as capable of something as classy as a Hitchcockian murder, but I think he's more your glass some poor unsuspecting bastard down the boozer and piss on them as they writhe on the floor kinda guy.

Shearer is a nasty bastard, but you'd have to pick him, wouldn't you? He makes me think of David Warner in that regard.

https://www.rada.ac.uk/media/thumbs/1961_davidwarner_700x875_gmptR8lMnXxw.jpg

Not that one (he's too handsome).

some cunt took his head off once!

ffs people, Gerrard.

Phil Collins is good again

Pat Nevin really pisses me off on the world football show + 5live. I can remember back in the 90's the NME ran a really borderline racist piece on him saying Hey look this is a footballer who likes "real music" i.e. Joy Division etc.. not like these other mutts in football who listen to George Benson, Motown, R+B etc...

Ander Herrera

Phil Neville, a genuine fucking moron and creep

all those Nevilles can fuck off including Neville Neville!

didn't mind him as a player but oh god McManaman as a co-commentator

oh Neville Neville is dead... but he can still fuck off!

Jamie Vardy

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Sammy lee
Barry venison
Graeme sounness

The Negative Tintin himself, Kevin de Bruyne

Can't deny Messi's skill but he's still a cunt, love to see him fail every time Argentina get to a major tournament

thomas müller is insufferable

I could spam the fuck out of this thread with my mental rolodex of died in the wool STAUNCH at birth savage brutal Huns but that's too easy and they're all essentially products of their environment just like I am.
Instead I'm going to pick on a clown who bought into that We Are The People bollocks. Nacho fucking Novo. If there's a snidier wee waste of fucking cells I'd hate to see it.

Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season