the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

He's not Celtic's captain though, that's Calum McGregor. I like him a lot and felt USA could have used him more.

Yes, he played well in the one game he started.

darvel 1 - 0 aberdeen

Darvel 1 Aberdeen 0

Jim Goodwin's wiki page currently has him as James Michael Cantbuyawin.

LOL XP!!!!

If one could overdose on schadenfreude, my St Mirren supporting mate may well be in danger

look at the state of Mooy today!

number 1 is aaron mooy
number 2 is aaron mooy
number 3 is aaron mooy
number 4 is aaron mooy
we’re all dreaming of a team of aaron mooys
a team of aaron mooys, a team of aaron mooys

Mooy is god!

rolls royce player imo

I almost get weepy about the day we signed him after the loan spell - what like he is our player now? Surely this is some kind of fucking trick or something - it can't be real!

I don't think he was fit earlier in the season but he's been awesome since he came back from the World Cup. My favourite player remains Hatate though.

stg VAR has just led to refs outsourcing their brain function. use yr eyes ya mad dicks

pler

𝐑𝐞𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞.

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥.pic.twitter.com/cBgUrIKGqX

— Everything Celtic (@aboutceltic) February 19, 2023

Love him.

beautiful sunday

8

What a day. I assume Ange is away though now :-(

PS Jim in Vancouver if you're still around, I was in Vancouver recently and contemplated heading to the CSC since I was very nearby on two occasions at the start and end of my holiday. Those occasions were getting scudded off of The Rangers and getting scudded off of Hibs so I'm glad I didn't, but I probably should have checked to see if that was a thing you did and if you fancied a 4am pint.

game’s gone

Brendan Rodgers has told Reo Hatate he must impress him to earn his spot in the Celtic line up.

Rodgers is such a dick.

Ha, does the man have no eyes?

I love Matt O'Riley an almost unreasonable amount btw.

decent night in europe for scottish football

You beat me to it.

Just checking other results and I notice that Fenerbahce scored in the 21st and 23rd minutes of stoppage time, which must be some kind of record.

... turns that was a mistake, they scored in 78th and 80th minutes!

Aye, mon the coefficient and all that.

chronicball

I'll get in early: Rodgers out

im generally p patient with new coaches/managers as a rule of thumb, esp since CCV is out of the lineup and theyre playing children at cb. but losing to kilmarnock and then drawing st johnstone at home does not inspire a lot of hope for the season, let alone champions league.

(xp) I refer the House to my post of Sunday the 13th.

rodgers relegating hatate to the bench is proof that god hates us

Still, at least we had that creepy guy from the Spanish FA at Hamilton Accies for a bit. That'll put us on the world map again

booooooo

Well there goes the coefficient! Embarrassing stuff and I fully expect Celtic to embarrass themselves too this season.

We appear to watching some terrible revival of the Tennents Sixes on BBC Scotland. Kris Commons has fair been at the pies since retiring.

Also I think every player at this "Masters" tournament is at least a decade younger than me. Pedro Mendes looks like someone's aged him using one of those "what will you look like in 40 years" apps.

👀

watched Celtic for the first time in a while against Livi last weekend, really impressed with O'Riley.
Brendan is probably more of a hindrance than a help at this point but Rangers don't look to be up to much this season.

o'reilly has been class, need more reo next to him in midfield tbh, rly loved that palma goal today. not a huge brendan fan but they shd win the season regardless. be lucky to get any results in the champions league tho.

rangers look dire so far so thats fun.

lol

Bye then Michael Beale. You weren't even comically rubbish, just not very good.

I love Matt O'Riley.

lampard in

celtic in europe, man

I just think of the Champions League as a way of getting into the Europa League.

need to get third for that !

Working out permutations of the ways we can fuck up qualification groups should be on the national curriculum

Absolute shocker of a VAR, obvs.

We need one point right? And Norway have to beat Spain and us? I don't think Spain are very good but Norway are shite even with Haaland.

Euro 2008. We've been here before. Georgia away is heralding unnecessary feelings of deja vu.

Believe me I'm trying hard to convince myself here.

Are you sure you're even Scottish? As soon as it went to VAR I suddenly remembered my place and why optimism isn't a thing that happens. Calling it for a non-existent foul then suddenly finding an offside decision that didn't flag VAR instead is this year's whatever-the-fuck-that-Hutton-against-Italy thing was.

https://gifer.com/en/Acau

Is this just rolling Scottish football forever?

someone has chucked a pie on the pitch “in anger” during morton vs dunfermline and i genuinely feel patriotic at how this image could only exist via scottish football pic.twitter.com/TVkGZvHjZI

— Adam Park (@admprk_) November 3, 2023

EPL fans can moan about referees and VAR all they like but they should check out Scottish referees sometime. Anyway, as I do periodically, I annoyed myself by looking at Rangers FC's stats for the season. In their last 8 games in Scotland (League and League Cup) Rangers have been awarded 8 penalties (it's actually 9 in their last 10). They missed two of them but, nonetheless, James Tavernier (that's the right back, James Tavernier) is now averaging a goal every second game for them - a scoring rate few of their strikers have been able to match in the last few seasons. To be scrupulously fair though, Celtic get their fair share of dubious penalty decisions too.

The one you've all been waiting for...

Penalties conceded versus Touches in the Box (against)....

*Runs for cover* https://t.co/e8fXnsY69O pic.twitter.com/iTtUuZqJD5

— Jaymes Monte (@ArabAnalytics) November 28, 2023

Penalty to Rangers!

In an attempt to stay relevant and bait some cheap interaction…

Rangers do get slightly more pens than avg (relative to touches in box) but not significantly so.

Aberdeen also above the avg line.

Celtic, Hibs, Killie, Dundee have right to feel aggrieved. pic.twitter.com/a1a0PG6I42

— Jaymes Monte (@ArabAnalytics) November 27, 2023

sevco = penco, backed by data

Tavernier's scoring record in general is better than a lot of actual forwards - he's scored 80 goals in 292 games for Rangers. He's once been their leading goalscorer for the season and twice been runner-up. Admittedly he does score occasionally from free kicks and open play too but nonethless...

serial loser but

Turns out Arbroath's sub keeper might be the best striker in Scotland at the moment.

Arbroath had to bring on their substitute goalkeeper as a striker

He just scored from 25 yards out

PEAK SCOTTISH FOOTBALL pic.twitter.com/rU72uJifCL

— Fitba Patter (@FitbaPatter) December 30, 2023

kyogo tho

KYOGO ON HIS LEFT! ☄️😮‍💨 #CELRAN | #cinchPrem | #COYBIG🍀

pic.twitter.com/oLT4L6usND

— Celtic Football Club (@CelticFC) December 30, 2023

First goal was pretty good too!

Lovely hit, vague shades of that ridiculous Joao Pedro goal from the other night

definitely bumping this to valorise hatate’s worldy yesterday

reo is a gem

also rangers lost to ross county today, thats a spicy meat-ah ball

beautiful wednesday

gorgeous, stunning really

This lad making me proud of my hometown. What a hero!

Ball boy throwing the ball away is quality 🤣 Can’t believe they subbed him🙈 pic.twitter.com/LZFWCVPRMN

— Michael McCahill (@MichaelMcCahi10) April 28, 2024

woot

Last 20 minutes from Celtic was shocking.

only had the radio on and popped to the shops to avoid most of the angst

as many opportunities that rangers had to equalize none of them felt very dangerous, just a creeping dread lingering for about 20 minutes

Lackadaisacal, complacent, just doing enough to get by. It's the Brendan Rodgers effect!

It did have a feeling of the 3-3 game when it went to 2-1, and we were in severe danger of Hibsing it towards the end. Also for the love of God can someone just say no to Matt O'Riley when he goes towards the penalty spot with the ball in his hands?

Also Lundstram nearly snapping Johnson's leg in half, straight red every day of the week, Kenny Miller greeting that getting sent off for a potential career-ender is everything that's wrong with football these days, FFS, where do they find these loonballs*?*

* Ibrox, I know

(

I'm not sure why Rangers play John Lundstram, what is he for?

humiliation kink

Found out Paramount Plus has the Scottish league rights, gotta pick a club before next season. Hibernian? Good name + green.

all the good left wingers choose celtic

tbf James Connolly was a major Hibs fan

point in favor

Malky 'texts' Mackay now sporting director at Hibs so I would steer well clear:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/22/malky-mackay-cardiff-city-iain-moody-text-messages-fa

https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/24320514.hibs-fan-group-seethe-club-malky-mackay-appointment/

I very much like the cut of Adam Idah's jib. Hope we get to keep him.

hes been a welcome surprise

celtic shirt spotted at my school by a kid from honduras wearing the luis palma 7, le digo "son los campeones de escoterra!" and he was like si? and i was like yeah

*worn by

Another utterly shit second half performance by Celtic. They get worse after Rodgers' half time team talks.

So Rodgers won his double but we're going to get absolutely murdered (as usual) if we play like that in Europe next season.

absolutely, but adam idah has that dog in him

Didn't see the game, having arranged something ages ago for yesterday afternoon but have watched Idah's goal several times. Assume ok to forego the rest of it?

Well, nothing much happened. O'Riley and Hatate looked like they were already on their summer holidays.

ICT to go into administration after a training ground share with Kelty Hearts fell apart.

Scottish football is so back. pic.twitter.com/UhmF53Rcoz

— Raith Rovers Football Club (@RaithRovers) July 14, 2024

Thrilling start to the Scottish Premiership season.

I saw the last 10-15, a real advert for the game

Well played Raith Rovers, obviously had themselves down at the bookies for first managerial casualty of the season.

celtic have yet to concede a goal in 4 games, just absolutely cruised over the huns today

We probably should just admit we need a new general rolling Scottish football thread rather than this three year old effort getting revived once a fortnight.

Anyway, RIP Fabian Caballero which I didn't bother putting on rolling RIP thread because there would be approximately the same reception as when I noted Landry Nguemo on there. I literally had no idea Caballero had gone on loan to Arsenal for three games until I saw his death headlined as "former Arsenal striker.."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c77xvkk5515o

painful stuff

Par for the course for Rodgers in Europe. Pretty much all of our heaviest defeats in Europe have come under him. He's the ultimate flat-track bully.

Think he's going for the record in this one.

Was going to go to the pub to watch it. Didn't. Correct decision, well done me.

Celtic have three times conceded 7 goals in Europe - guess who was the manager on all three occasions.

Aye, and a 6-0 scudding for good measure.

Can’t lie, tonight’s result made me feel a wee bit better after Saturday evening’s result.

lol the good news is they dont have to play dortmund again

aberdeen 👀

holy moly. some game

Really was. I aged about a decade in the added time.

celtic are absolutely battering aberdeen

It's like watching Borussia Dortmund vs. Celtic. Oh well, Scottish football is still a pile of shite after all.

but its *our pile of shite*

*your, i just live vicariously through you
*shit, sorry to co-opt

Aye, there's the wheels off the Jimmy Thelin bandwagon.

Yep, same old shite.

bundesliga’s shite

Rodgers? Never doubted him for a second.

kühn as a kükumber

No Scottish players in the Rangers team I noticed. Not that there's many in the Celtic team either, two in fact.

less than stellar first half huh

Taylor is garbage, get him tae fuck.

i expect valle to get subbed on before long

carter-vickers keeping this from being 3-0

also trusty in the first half delivering a decisive blow against the idea of nominal detemrinism

LOL Taylor, keep him on.

lmao of course

celtic look so much more aggressive in this half, feel like theyre spoon-feeding kuhn to make more chances happen on the right wing

It's certainly not over, this game.

ffs

... as I was saying.

thank fuck

Kyogo leaving Celtic? ;_;

to rennes :(, but jota's coming back

talk of maeda moving to striker, kinda hard to see it tbh. not sure if idah is up for the starting role atp (though he's been a clutch sub at times)

Rennes are shite, Jota's done nothing since leaving Celtic and Idah's not in the same league as Kyogo when it comes to goalscoring, useful though he is. I repeat ;_;

YOTO ANNOUNCED

🇵🇹 🍀 pic.twitter.com/2TpecLlHdG

— Celtic Football Club (@CelticFC) January 27, 2025

hell yeah

I missed Jota when he left, love Kyogo, not sure the balance has been restored. Balance sheet, perhaps.

Kieran Tierney on the way back in too, I hear?

summer window at the latest, allegedly theyre trying to get him back this window on loan

got to be honest, kyogo to rennes doesn't make a lot of sense to me. seems like his new agent has fucked it. I get he’s 30, wants to play in a ‘top 5’ league, and is targeting the next world cup. I’m not sure a relegation dogfight in the french (!) league is going to get him the exposure he’s after. maybe he’s getting a packet too - though doubt it

He doesn't seem to have enjoyed playing for Rodgers, which I can understand, he maybe just wanted out and anywhere half decent would do.

lol

lmao!

delicious

Gaun the Spiders!

They'll be dancing in the Sooside tonight.

Hahahaha hahahaha. Ha

Well, the football's not going too great so...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/11/rangers-search-for-feral-pigs-thought-to-have-been-released-in-cairngorms

Knew they needed to scout an appropriate replacement for Morelos etc...

St Mirren to the rescue again. Dear oh dear though, Rangers, what a state they are.

*bears booing intensifies*

Time for Stevie G to make a return?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/feb/23/philippe-clement-sacked-rangers-scottish-premiership

Barry Ferguson in! Absolute top pandering to the Loudon Loyal there, well done.

So what happens now, do they sack Ferguson?

"who wants to be the new rangers manager" could be like a weekly contest

Good job Hibees, James Connolly would be proud.

the ra is all the way up

Aberdeen, useless as ever.

plus side, celtic likely to celebrate the league title at home next match?

Couple of weeks to wait though.

Rodgers out please. And no-one ever let CalMac near a penalty ever again.

This is the greatest lineup in the history of football.

Team news is in from Ochilview for our 10:00am fixture!

Trialist between the sticks 🧤
Trialist and Trialist in the centre of the park 💪
Trialist leads the line 🎯

We’re waiting on approval to announce our signings, but there may be a few familiar faces on show today 👀 pic.twitter.com/8U6ZFV8k7C

— Dumbarton FC (@Dumbartonfc) June 21, 2025

Pity about Dundee United, they were never going to win a penalty shootout though. The Hibees deserve a kick up the bahookie for almost squandering a two goal leads against 10 men but the coefficient lives to fight another day.

that Hibs thunderbastard tho

partizan looked handy in phases so it’s a good result. absolute peach from bowie too

Winning 2-0 in Belgrade was a brilliant result!

I’m not LOL’ing, ur LOL’ing

Haha, forgot that was even on. Do we care about the coefficient?

OK maybe I’m LOL’ing a little

Romeo Vermant | 🇪🇺 Rangers 0-1 Club Bruggepic.twitter.com/GDI08TiOOX

— Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra) August 19, 2025

Ok, that was before I switched it on, obvs, turned on at 3-0. Hahahaha.

Coefficient schmoefficient

more like paingers football clutz

Martin was sacked in time for Christmas last year, what are the odds of it happening again? Also who thought it was a good idea to give this chump the job in the first place?

Dire from Celtic so far.

dung

Feeble.

- play engels before nygren imo (this sub seemed to instantly unlock hatate, who seemed cramped before + his corners are world class)
- move the ball a lot faster & don’t just cycle it around in front of opposition
- forrest obv a legend but should be a squad player not starting
- go back in time and don’t sell kuhn & kyogo (or alternatively buy 1x striker, 2x wingers, and 1x right back now)
- send some lads (kenny, inamura, osmand) out on loan

- recruitment strategy needs looked at
- maybe a half-decent hearts may not be a bad thing for celtic
- second-leg will be tough imo tho still expect celtic to prevail (would be deeply embarrassing not to)

(weirdly celtic have actually been pretty good this year so far)

Nygren is no Kuhn but then Yang is no Jota. To be honest, I'm surprised Forrest is still at the club let alone starting a Champions' League game. After last season I thought a pipe-and-slippers retirement at Hearts or somewhere would have suited him.

That bit when CCV gave away the ball and they nearly scored by lobbing Schmeichel aged me about a hundred years. Absolutely awful game.

Also, yeah, why is James Forrest still a thing. CalMac completely off the pace as well. Midfield needs sorting.

However, was vaguely ranting at disinterested husband in the pub about how Trusty is whatever the opposite of nominative determinism is, and he instantly dubbed him Trust the Clown and I'm calling him that and wish I'd thought of it first.

Trusty the Clown, FFS.

LOL Scottish football.

yang’s pish

Fuck, I didn't realize this was kicking off so early.

probably better turning telly on at 7:45 tbf

embarrassing stuff this

look like we’re playing in timbies

This is not great. It would be much easier to mock certain other teams if we weren't also shite.

One of the worst games I've seen a long time.

Kairat are absolutely shite but then so are we.

Not sure I can cope with the tedium of another 30 minutes of this. At least last week was a jovial evening in the pub with a shite football match as a distraction, this week it's just me and a box of cheap shiraz in the house

We're going to be here all night, aren't we?

celtic should refund the 300 travelling fans’ flights & expenses after that

Rodgers will be straight on the phone to his agent asking to be kept informed on the West Ham and Nottingham Forest jobs.

That was utterly gash. Actually properly guff. Just as well our next game's against bottom six strugglers Rangers.

Big Banana Feet has just started on BBC4 if you want cheering up.

Or maybe you don't want reminded about Adam Idah.

how is anyone at Ibrox going to be able to make eye contact with anyone else at Ibrox on Sunday

the rangers are truly dung

I mean, this guy has to get sacked surely

it was only 3-0 when I posted that

this could be 10+

I wish celtic were this fast and technical, with wingers who take on their man

Didn't bother looking after 2-0, just had a mate text me. Jesus. Anything we can do, they can do shiter.

russell martin is such a fraud.

I was going to say he won't last the week but he has to be gone tomorrow surely.

Well the Hibees are doing their best to save Scottish football's blushes but I fear the worst.

Utter pish.

rodgers out

postecoglou’s celtic would have battered this mob 10-0 - brodgeball is torpid

how is nygren a winger

He plainly isn't.

Now I can't get a streaming service because they've all switched over to the EPL, even though that shite doesn't even kick off till 2 o'clock.

losing greg taylor increasingly looking like a ‘be careful what you wish for’ moment for celtic fans

Two shite teams play out a shite 0-0 draw. Can't beat the beautiful game.

I honestly thought I'd hit the nadir of watching Celtic against Almaty on Tuesday but that was a treat compared to that pish. Rodgers out. Everyone who isn't Daizen Maeda can go with him.

Reminded me of Rodgers at the end at Liverpool, watching that. What a poor game.

Let's face it, apart from Kuhn, who only played half a season, Rodgers inherited all his best players from Ange. Tierney would have come back to Celtic whoever was manager so his big signings have been... Idah and Engels.

Does anyone know what a goal is? Every game I've watched recently appears to be in some sort of parallel universe where football has been stopped and Grant Hanley isn't shite.

That was a good result, but not really fun to watch

Number one seeds Denmark look very very ordinary.

good point in the end at a difficult venue but the midfield needs some reconstructive surgery imo

Didn't think much of Red Star, annoyed we gave away that goal.

genk are pish

nygren must have some kompromat on rodgers

posted without comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOuHGVEpcZc

Paulo Bernardo must be thinking, "I wish I'd stayed in Portugal, I could have been playing for Braga by now".

wtf

Handball from your head? How does that work?

livid about that

fair enough if they call handball without reviewing video but to have reviewed the replay and called that. raging

Right, get Rodgers tae fuck.

agreed - not that I’ve got much confidence in anyone else getting a tune out of this squad

postecoglou will be job hunting soon enough

Rangers really are manky, aren't they? Couldn't get a stream for our game so just watched them on Sky Sports.

And we still couldn't beat them!

Oh, we're also absolutely manky.

seen a lot of people dismissing hearts’ chances - know there’s a long way to go but I’m not so bullish myself

No, I'm not discounting them at all.

They play Dundee two matches from the end. Celtic's last match is St Mirren.

Let's face it, it would be funny as fuck.

Any chance of Albert Kidd coming out of retirement?

sky reporting martin’s a goner. who’s next in the hot seat

dyche maybe a sure pair of hands for the relegation battle to come

Kevin Muscat favourite, then Steven Gerrard. They never learn, do they?

gerrard would be a disaster, I reckon. muscat I don’t know too much about but at least he’s got a pedigree for winning stuff. whoever it is will just end up getting #brodged

Lol you gave Neil Lennon the job in the showers xp

steve bruce was just sacked a day or so ago. smart to move quickly and snap him up.

Yeah, and look where that got us. Least we got shot and found Ange, even it was a brief blip before the reBrodgening

Kevin Muscat favourite

Australian former defender, managed Yokohama F. Marinos in Japan... hold on I feel like I've heard this before.

(In fact not only did Muscat take over from Postecoglou at Yokohama when Ange went off to manage Celtic but earlier he had taken over as manager of Melbourne Victory when Ange had gone to the Australian national side).

Bet Alan Brazil won't be pishing himself laughing at this one the same way he did at Ange though.

Was trying to remember what I specifically hated him for when he was at Ibrox before and came across this:
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/soccer/kevin-muscat-named-footballs-dirtiest-player-20131212-2z8r4.html

meltdown will be stellar when they appoint danny röhl

lol

Steven Gerrard will not return as Rangers head coach after he removed himself from the process to become Russell Martin's successor, Sky Sports News understands 🚨 pic.twitter.com/Ds6bpLqG5P

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) October 11, 2025

postecoglou will be job hunting soon enough
― ||||||||, Thursday, 2 October 2025 19:19 bookmarkflaglink

massive payout after one month’s work. living the dream

King Charles to be first reigning English monarch in 500 years to pray publicly with pope

Scottish health services are preparing for an epidemic of strokes and heart attacks amongst Rangers fans

Time for a covenant, lads.

Rodgers get tae fuck.

to think everybody laughed at tony bloom

No disrespect to Dundee but Celtic are just dire and predictable. Maybe a manager change may stop this mediocrity. Also big Ange is available.

BBC comments are a gold mine.

Heard Forest are after Brodge, they can have him. That was awful, and Dundee absolutely deserved to win.

I said Rodgers to Forest as a joke yesterday but their owner is just stupid enough to go for him. Take our manager... please!

kjetil knutsen in

muscat deal off apparently. can’t even appoint their third choice

I'd be enjoying this a lot more if we weren't so abjectly terrible as well.

I reckon danny rohl might be a canny appointment tbh - gerrard definitely a bullet dodged. hopefully the celtic board open to similar candidates when brendan leaves at the end of the season. doubtful given we could have had iraola - not excited about the prospect of shaun maloney

at the same time, the job could swallow this guy whole - particularly if he doesn’t win his first 5 games on the bounce

mods delete my posts above pls

While they're at it can they change the title of this thread to "the worst wee league in the world"

Shall we start a new thread? My limited mod powers (which I forgot I had) don't allow fun things like changing thread titles.

Yes, go ahead.

I feel we should crawl on here until the end of the season. Mostly because I don't want to title it with some bollocks about Honda Civics and Ferraris. And I just like that we haven't been arsed starting a new thread since 2021.

Christ on a bike, make it stop (thankfully not watching as other half helpfully booked a table for lunch in a bar without a telly)

I’m in spain so not watching - might just stay here

league will finish

1 hearts
2 rangers
3 celtic

calling it

Plenty of time still for Hearts to blow it. Can't guarantee Celtic will be there to benefit though.

feels bad, gang

Brendan oot

M’ON in. wth

MON and Wee Shaun in straight away to take over in the interim is a remarkably quick turnaround for a sudden resignation. Presume they've had them on speed dial for a while.

Bring Ange home.

strong stuff this
https://www.celticfc.com/news/2025/october/27/statement-from-dermot-desmond-to-celtic-supporters/

When we brought Brendan back to Celtic two years ago, it was done with complete trust and belief in his ability to lead the club into a new era of sustained success. Unfortunately, his conduct and communication in recent months have not reflected that trust.

In June, both Michael Nicholson and I expressed to Brendan that we were keen to offer him a contract extension, to reaffirm the club’s full backing and long-term commitment to him. He said he would need to think about it and revert. Yet in subsequent press conferences, Brendan implied that the club had made no commitment to offer him a contract. That was simply untrue.

We met with Brendan regularly, including in December last year and at the start of the summer, with regular dialogue in between, to discuss and agree our collective strategy, priorities, and approach. Every player signed and every player sold during his tenure was done so with Brendan’s full knowledge, approval, and endorsement. Any insinuation otherwise is absolutely false.

His later public statements about transfers and club operations came entirely out of the blue. At no point prior to those remarks had he raised any such concerns with me, Michael, or any member of the Board or executive team. In reality, he was given final say over all football matters and was consistently backed in the recruitment process — including record investment in players he personally identified and approved.

When his comments were made publicly, I sought to address them directly. Brendan and I met for over three hours at his home in Scotland to discuss the issue. Despite ample opportunity, he was unable to identify a single instance where the club had obstructed or failed to support him. The facts did not match his public narrative.

Regrettably, his words and actions since then have been divisive, misleading, and self-serving. They have contributed to a toxic atmosphere around the club and fuelled hostility towards members of the executive team and the Board. Some of the abuse directed at them, and at their families, has been entirely unwarranted and unacceptable.

Wowsers. Never really quite understood why they'd let him back after the way he fucked off the last time, but looks like the door is firmly nailed shut now. I figured the speed with which they announced an external interim meant this wasn't entirely unexpected, but I suspect there were some pointy sticks in his back edging him exitwards rather than the results and play just being shite.

xp

translation: “the board are going fscking nowhere. so fuc up”

cynical me thinks M’ON is just there to insulate maloney from the abuse he would’ve gotten if he was appointed solo

Honestly, good riddance to Rodgers, I don't care how much he won as Celtic manager I've never liked him and never trusted him. We've been in decline since we were out of the Champions League at the start of the year, Maeda's goals last season made us look better than we were. He drove Kyogo out of the club, Kuhn's form mysteriously nosedived, he messed Hatate about and then Maeda this season, his signings have been mostly mediocre and sometimes inexplicable - how many wingers do you need when you've got so few strikers? Don't want Ange back byw.

Ach, we were good to watch under Ange. If we're regressing, which we seem to be, we might as well regress to a time we had a likeable manager with a watchable team who actually wanted to play for him.

I have zero faith in our ability to get this right this time, so if we're going down the well-worn panic-button route of second chances, we might as well.

My phone tried to autocorrect that to panic Bitton. Which would be a *lot* worse.

ange COULD go for back-to-back europa league titles (dont laugh!)

I don't think there should be some headless chicken search for a new manager right away. Despite the dross Rodgers brought to the club, we've still got the best squad in Scotland, if M'ON and Maloney could at least get Hatate and Maeda motivated again that would help. I don't really care what happens in Europe unless it's downright embarrassing. If Nuno gets sacked at Wolves we'll have him!

Nuno is getting sacked by West Ham tbf

He'll always be the Wolves manager in my head.

want: marco rose / kjetil knutsen

will get: shaun maloney / robbie keane

M’ON first interview on talksport (not celtic TV) + sounds like he’d rather be doing anything else than being parachuted into this omnishambles

(xp) Keane doing a good job at Ferencvaros and, of course, previously at, er, Maccabi Tel Aviv.

nygrenyahu is an enigma

hearts hate paisley

hibs love hibsing

djiga is pish

This is kinda horrible and also kinda lol (also a good way to find out the loyalties in my new local - Tim-friendly, it turns out)

Can't get a fucking stream to work and I don't think I can't stand listening to this Radio Scotland commentator mispronouncing Ralston for much longer, so I'm going to have to find a pub that's showing the game at half time.

https://images2.imgbox.com/42/dc/uWbt8Dyh_o.jpg

lol why was that a pen?

I take it back. The pub huns have found their voice. That's so not a penalty and the lads at the next table are wanting him sent off!

Penalise him for not defying gravity is genuinely their argument.

lmao shoving is legal now

Hooray, another half an hour of this pish.

if we came out after time and played like we did in the last 10 mins there, we’d be out of sight

half-time*

I also don't trust Kaspar Schmeichel as much as I trusted Joe Hart, so this had better not go to penalties.

a man up, you'd think they'd continue to put them kind of pressure they did the last 10 minutes to avoid such an outcome

If they can't score after another half an hour at 10 men of this particular Rangers team then they don't deserve to win.

... plus they've just taken their best player off.

schmeichel’s race is run

calmac!!

mcgregor’s been immense today

What a goal that was.

Wee kid in front of me has just taken his jacket off to show his CalMac 42 shirt and is running round the pub like a maddie. Love to see it.

jesus

Haha, what a save by Schmeichel there. I am a clown.

Do we not want to win this? Jesus wept this is hard to watch.

hitting ball straight at keeper continually

So bad. Can we get Wee Shaun registered as a player?

Thank fuck for that.

Chickens remaining uncounted nonetheless

balikwisha looks dung anytime I’ve seen him

delighted for young osmand

looked really lively when he came on

Never in doubt, lol. St Mirren must be fancying their chances. May have to choose my Paisley pub a bit more carefully .

sack the board

FC midtjylland showing us what a well-run, modern football club should look like in 2025

Abysmal. Ralston is hopeless. Why is Forrest playing, it's not 2015? Get Engels to fuck, I'm sure we can find someone else who can take corners.

Took me ten minutes to get a working stream. It crapped out at halftime and I couldn't be arsed trying to find another one. Everyone out. All of them.

Trusty is whatever the opposite of nominative determinism is.

Midtylland have totally taken the foot off the gas, taken lots of players off - job done, more difficult games coming up - and they still look like the could score any minute.

Osmand's hamstring gone.

checking on the status of the bhoys...are they back in town again? heard they were hangin down at dino's

kilmarnock were dreck. offered nothing

Scotland continue to be International Hibs

Or not. What a turnaround. Absolutely setting up the inevitable Hibsing

stop giving me hope

pmsl

I hope never to see Grant Hanley in a Scotland team again.

Also Che Adams gtf.

This is 100% leading to a Grant Hanley OG equaliser in the 96th minute on Tuesday.

Fuck, I thought we were rid of Hanley at long last. Not a good omen.

“john souttar injured in the warm-up” daft crock basturt

wtf

like…what the actual fuck

GTFI!

*fires up the Scott McTominay teeshirt I bought in Naples*

great goal, hope the early strong start doesn't let up

painful half

Am glad I didn't go to the pub to watch. This is making me way too jittery.

Low quality game apart from the goal, they've got to stop with this backs to the walls stuff because Denmark are very ordinary.

Just remembered that Matt O'Riley is on the bench for Denmark so let's get this out of sight before he breaks my heart again.

Being distracteded by Peter Lovenkrands' accent which is the greatest thing ever.

Honestly Greece are a better team than Denmark.

greece are simultaneously the best team and worst team in the group

So distracted I can't spell distracted.

Aye, this lot are mince. And have a spawny equaliser written all over them. Have already dusted off the "Trainspotting at Corrour Station" gif for all social media

I've got Mark Bonnar from The Traitors ready for just that reason

*slams table*

This is very much not our first rodeo

Can’t be doing this for 45 mins

No way.

Fuck VAR

Fuck this.

Forgot VAR bawhair decisions as a new way to fuck it.

Let's face it we've been parking the bus against a mediocre nothing of a side since we lost a guy who can't get in the Bournemouth side.

have to come out and play now at least

xp Bournemouth bench would top the group tbf

I had made an early prediction with mates that we'd score early, park the bus and Denmark would nick the equaliser in the 97th minute via some soft of comical og or similar. This is a well-worn path.

Ooh, Denmark down to 10.

Never understood how playing that way constitutes ‘protecting’ a lead.

Away you go you big daft cunt

McGinn's been diving all night, cunt can't run for more than a few yards without falling over.

Going for it by the medium of having three blokes instead of one to not get the ball delivered to them

Ok,two, Lyndon Dykes apparently at fault for not having the ball get to him for forever

Yes we can't hold on to the ball and Kenny McLean's not exactly going to provide much in the way of creativity.

Such moronic fouls from Robertson

His day is long gone but his ego doesn't let him retire.

well now

A new (possibly false) dawn...

oh yes!

Fuck sake, now I've got to cheer for a jambo

omg

Never not amusing seeing a Schmeichel let a corner in.

tbf us winning this game would be an absolute travesty

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

And, in a tale as old as time itself, Scotland shoot themselves in the foot.

ffs

Imagine what Celtic are going to look like next year with Schmeichel *and* Robertson.

Better than Schmeichel and Ralston tbf.

People going on way past their best is pretty much the Celtic way.

Kieran, my man!

FUCK!

FUCK!

scenes

stop the count

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

wtf

Three minutes...

Love KT. This still isn't over, is it?

It's not over till Mark Yardley sings.

wow

FUCKNG HELL

Ya dancer! Fuck you, ref.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

beautiful

you feel for Denmark with all those agonising cases of cramp impeding their ability to defend

xp lmaooooo

jesus

I won't hear a bad word said about that Kenny McLean.

hope Denmark get Sweden now

otoh fuck em both lol

scott bain spotted

what an ending!!!!! laughing like a fuckin lunatic here

Danes must be absolutely sick.

Schmeichel running up to try and be the hero - is exactly how I thought we'd lose it

Some goals btw.

Ten thousand and eleven days since the Morocco game.

clarke an absolute terrorist but might as well give him lifetime contract fuck it

lol my da just called me, my da NEVER calls me lol

Loved the commentators’ eye at the end “SHOOT! SHOOT!”

KT stop dancing fs youl’ll do your hamstring

KT stop dancing fs youl’ll do your hamstring

well done scotland! my nephew is manning the pie stand at the stadium tonight, no doubt a huge amount of pies will be sank.

Two or three of the ten best Scotland goals ever tonight?

the roar as the fourth hits the net is enormous

Congrats Scotland, I had this on in my office while I worked in the kitchen, and came running in to check every time the announcer started screaming.

I awoke in the night with a fever and the sky was the darkest blue and a still voice was calling to me
"your country is needing you"

It was Faddy shouting for Kenny McLean to shoot. Advice vmic.

Best Scotland goals since his one against France in 2007.

Top KT interview: "pure too good to be true kin'na 'hing"

Scotland

— 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🍀 (@mdcfc22) November 18, 2025

I was hoping that would show the tweet above as well...

Kenny McLean ices the cake. pic.twitter.com/IzmYmo5sgK

— FITBATWEETS (@fitbatweets) November 18, 2025

'I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today' ❤️

Andy Robertson on what it means to qualify for the World Cup ⤵️#BBCFootball pic.twitter.com/ngJ2TV7LLj

— BBC Sport Scotland (@BBCSportScot) November 18, 2025

Yes, that was quite something.

as honest an acknowledgment of the way loss and grief can hit us as i've seen in a long time

Aye, it was also good that he talked about it so openly with the whole country celebrating around him.

Can’t get over that Tierney goal

been watching it on repeat all day

took a wee nick off the defender tbf

doesn’t look like it

🍑💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 pic.twitter.com/g5a1Jp8sJh

— amc (@AMC__88) November 18, 2025

Take that back! xp

Ken and Murph said the same on Second Captains but it was in the context of their extreme bitterness so I assumed they were being somewhat tongue-in-cheek

One of my (English) pals has been bamming me up about KT's goal taking a deflection. Not having it.

been watching it on repeat all day

Doing the same since I got in from work.

It definitely does if you watch the angle from behind Tierney

But I'm happy for you guys

Also McTominay shinned it

6:27 in this video here can see it doesn’t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73cVhK9qL1o

Also McTominay definitely did not shin it.

C'mon now that bit was a joke

But 6:27 is the angle I'm talking about. It's ever so slight but it's there

relatable content tbf

Not a fucking clue what he's saying but I am laughing pic.twitter.com/7bCe9YU1IA

— DT (@_DT_92) November 20, 2025

Beautiful

Careful, don't want to cause mother to come down and have a word again.

you can watch the rear view of the Tierney goal over and over and convince yourself either way that it takes a tiny inconsequential nick off Hjulmand's chin/neck/shoulder, or that it just looks like it did because it's so close to the face and the curve on the ball is so wicked

nice to see that "man screaming 'JUST GET THE FUCKING BALL! JUST FUCKING SCORE! JUST FUCKING SCORE! FUCK'S SAKE MAN' into a webcam" youtube is thriving in non-Anglophone countries too, always good to remind yourself what it's like going to a game and having the worst people in existence all sitting round you shouting incoherent advice at footballers who can't hear them

Full kit in your bedroom wanker

just saying

Graham is a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and made several appearances on Sky Sports's Soccer AM.[36] In December 2024, he faced an FA investigation after verbally abusing a referee at a non-league football match in Leicestershire.

EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING CUNTS with Stephen Graham

you can watch the rear view of the Tierney goal over and over and convince yourself either way that it takes a tiny inconsequential nick off Hjulmand's chin/neck/shoulder, or that it just looks like it did because it's so close to the face and the curve on the ball is so wicked

this is fair

Graham is a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and made several appearances on Sky Sports's Soccer AM.[36] In December 2024, he faced an FA investigation after verbally abusing a referee at a non-league football match in Leicestershire.

Must have been hard writing a letter to himself after this.

I blame the parents

Dad never picked up a pen.

Sorry for UKpolling the Scottish football thread, please revert to topic!

What's he doing in this thread? Cunt gets everywhere.

(xp)

I was thinking earlier about the St Mirren connection in this Scotland team: Steve Clarke, John McGinn and Kenny McLean all started their careers at St Mirren. I'd forgotten however that Steven Thompson - the co-commentator who shouted for McLean to shoot - actually played in the same St Mirren team as McGinn and McLean. All three of them won Scottish League Cup winners medals with St Mirren in 2013 - McLean was on the bench but McGinn and Thompson played (and Thompson scored). Just to add a bit of background there.

nice conciliatory stuff at the agm then

this is painful

shin must be utter dugmeat

If the Sun doesn't run with Nancy Bhoy on the back page then I have lost all faith in journalists making puns.

otm

mccowan at RW wth

gotta explore the studio space against the dutch i guess

according to the broadcast, they're in a 4-4-2 (mccowan at LM)??

my other euro fav (rayo) are playing in a 4-3-3 against bratislava, this is a bizarro world

inauspicious start

why was yang not allowed to leave. he is pish

Feyenoord no. 9 reminding Celtic what a centre forward looks like

maeda can’t do what he does

we’re so pooooooonderous. I hate it

eyes down for a full house

early goal
mind-boggling red card
conceding just before half time.
abysmal refereeing

you can thank me for that

pish bosh

yang hat-trick incoming. he’s F5’ing ILx while waiting for service

He's still pish. Who is this Schi-Michael person Joe Hart keeps mentioning.

you’re welcome

commentator said it was yang - I’m not doing a racism, honest

he did eventually ID reo but sheeeeesh

Surely the fact it was a well-taken opportunity should have given away it wasn't Yang?

nygrenyahu is a mystery wrapped in an enigma istg

Commentators really should stop wanging on about what a special night and performance this has been, because if really hasn't been pleasant to watch for the most part.

crazy way to write GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Well, aye. GOOOAAALL. Also though, still nervy at 3-1 doesn't scream superb to me though.

Will take that though, excellent result.

MO’N in

braga player totally unsighted on ball - how can that be a handball

djiga is dung

WILF

98th minute penalty for Rangers, plus ca change.

Mind you St Mirren equalised in the 99th minute of their 102 minute match v Aberdeen.

Yellow Cowdenbeath. What a surprise.

... also Morocco, who humped us last time we qualified.

Who is this doddery old cunt who can't pronounce any of the country names?

That's Rio Ferdinand. Used to play for Manchester United.

lol

New York or Boston, fine, about 90 minutes on the train?
Philadelphia or Boston, fine, a couple of hours?
Miami or Atlanta? How the fuck is this the same group?

MO’N in

RT

wee magnet board out

Garbage.

I’ve watched hearts past 5 games and they’re actually not up to much but they absolutely cantered it today

inauspicious start for the new guy

Can't do much with shit like Yang and Engels tbf.

why would you completely change the system in a top-of-the-table clash after having only trained with the team 2-3 days and after going on in the press all week about how you’re going to make changes gradually… if you need to bring your captain to check your wee magnet set 3-4 times, you’ve def messed up.

That noise you hear is editors ripping up Nancy Drew headlines for tomorrow.

painful

nygren’s pish

fucking dung

I don’t hate the system or ideas - I just don’t want to see it with these players

Getting flashbacks to the John Barnes season.

nygren is not midfielder or a winger - he is an enigma wrapped in a mystery who somehow manages to post ‘goal contribution’ stats that would make the mildest stat shagger weak at the knees. he is also somehow confusingly utter dug meat

it was always going to be difficult against roma - no need to make it more difficult by playing three left footed CBs, two wingbacks who can barely attack nevermind defend, daizen as a ‘target man’, and engels out of position just when he was coming into form under MO’N

I'm sitting in a pub with a stranger trying to defend why Wilf needs time. His argument is that that MON was winning games with these guys, mine is that Wilf needs time and that the vagaries of availability meant he was flung in with players that he didn't want and couldn't make do his thing. I'm losing this argument.

It has also made me reassess who I actually like out of this squad. If you'd told me a while back that Liam Scales was one of them I'd have laughed you out of existence

Fwiw, it's KT, Scales, CCV (just), Calmac, Daizen, McGowan and maybe Johnny Kenny

Roma must be thinking, "... and we thought Rangers were bad?"

st mirren look horny

Iheanacho crocked again.

why is scales repeatedly in advanced creative positions. he has two bricks for feet

admittedly MO’N loses to roma, but…

Oh yeah but no way he'd have lost this game.

nor hearts

Nancy out.

sacking the manager after 3 games is basket case stuff but you can lose a game here or there at celtic, losing your first three on the bounce with those including a league 6-pointer and a cup final…

It's literally never happened before.

kind of incredible how bad rodgers was doing, then how good MON was, and now how bad they are under nancy.

kudos to st mirren btw - played really well and fully exploited our disorganisation

Truly appalling.

Aye, St Mirren absolutely deserved this one. We're an absolute shambles though, and if you can't motivate your team to even look like they've got a go at winning a cup final, then you have problems.

Obviously looking forward to going home to Paisley this evening.

Thought I’d check my bank to help piece together where I ended up.

Fuck 🤣😂🏆 pic.twitter.com/E6836YjozW

— Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@pieandbov) December 15, 2025

st mirren fan buying shares in church on the hill

The old joke about St Mirren fans sitting waiting until Happy Hour before celebrating still stands.

surely to fsck. it can’t be. tell me it isn’t

#NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/aSa1WUi7cU

— Wilfried NANCY (@wilfriednancy) December 16, 2025

fml

Big Thank you to ⁦@MyCoachPad⁩
Very useful and excellent quality !!!!
Well done. pic.twitter.com/B0Zt7IpwUe

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Magnifique :) pic.twitter.com/AJaUqKMeVh

— Wilfried NANCY (@wilfriednancy) February 6, 2014

I cannot bring myself back to the Muskiverse to read the replies, but I've seen enough on Reddit to believe it's genuinely his account. FFS.

have the celtic board lost their mind

at the bare minimum they need to sack their comms advisers

celtic fans singing martin o’neill’s name and “nancy get tae fuck.” it’s over. before it ever really began

Getting flashbacks to the John Barnes season.

― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2025 20:57 (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Barnes was better than this clown... hell, Russell Martin was better.

looking increasingly prescient

league will finish

1 hearts
2 rangers
3 celtic

calling it

― ||||||||, Sunday, 26 October 2025 14:52 bookmarkflaglink

Absolutely minging.

dire stuff

Chris Sutton is talking a *huge* amount of sense right now. He's devil's advocating against Kris Boyd - and we all know that's shooting fish in a barrel - but he's doing a decent job of advocating for Nancy just to shut Boyd uo so much so that I want Nancy to succeed just to prove Sutton right and Boyd wrong.

But going into a must-win game with one centre half (and that one being Auston Trusty)....

Also, wtf is Schmeichel even doing these days? Getting to Barkas levels of ineptitude.

patter

Focusing on a 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄 three points 🤩✅

🍊 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🍀 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC pic.twitter.com/Em3kJuRpYh

— Dundee United FC (@dundeeunitedfc) December 17, 2025

just brutal

every non Celtic fan in Scotland must be ROFL with a Irn Bru can

Hapless Celtic boss says he 'knows Scottish football' because he nearly signed for Carlisle
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-wilfred-nancy-carlisle-united-36422007

Nancy relying on the auld yins to keep him in a job.

It was very disheartening to hear the Radio Scotland commentary guys refer to Kieran Tierney as one of the old timers. He's a child! (Note: I also think of James Forrest as being a child)

Enjoyed the Hearts game earlier though - fair play to them, they've recovered from their blip and I think it's theirs to lose.

we are an absolute shambles at the back

feel for poor yang - lad probably only asked to defend for 15 mins in his career until nancy appointed

Don't care if we win this 10-2, Nancy is a clown.

We should not be this uncomfortable with a two-goal lead. Shiting myself every time Livingston go forward.

Decided against going to the pub for tonight's game so streaming on the laptop while I watch the darts (only got Sky Sports in the house and am not spending any extra money on this push).

Is "going one down really early" this famed Nancy style that we've been waiting on him cracking with this squad? Because he appears to have nailed it.

Dreading the Rangers' game tbh.

am now at the 'fuck it, sack the board and nancy' stage

The darts has been really good. This is ... not.

its woeful and pathetic. im surprised the players dont stage a mutiny and just play as 4 backs without his permission. what are ya gonna do, bench me for playing better?

didn’t even watch. get this clown to fsck

If he isn't sacked after Rangers hammer us on Saturday then it's St Mirren for the treble, come on ye Saints.

he’s beat 10 man aberdeen (barely) and livingston (after shipping two goals in the first 10). it’s over, it’s been over. … and this weekend doesn’t bare thinking about. rohl is no mug - they’ll batter us

no wins for motherwell against celtic in 35 games before this

you know what they say, 36th time's a charm

He'd better be gone before we play Auchinleck Talbot

Auchinleck Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

This stage is always dodgy for poor managers - as well as the Caley Thistle debacle, mind drawing with Arbroath at Celtic Park under Lennon and also just scraping by Morton under Mogga.

I'd be lumping money on Auchinleck if I knew Nancy would still be here in January