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me rindo

six months pass...

Maybe I should have bumped this thread first

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 14 June 2024 21:23 (six months ago) link

lol I forgot about this one tbh

So which thread are we using again?

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 June 2024 23:13 (six months ago) link

Cobi Jones on the mic! Still gotta be better than when they go back to the studio for the omnipresent Alexi Lalas.

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2024 00:04 (six months ago) link

All those dudes need to pass into history imho

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 22 June 2024 00:39 (six months ago) link

Might as well use this one! Haven't had a chance to watch any match before now but about to settle in for Ecuador/Venezuela here.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 June 2024 21:56 (six months ago) link

Missed the red card there, wonder what happened…

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 June 2024 22:28 (six months ago) link

Pulisic with a hell of a goal against Bolivia, who left him way too much space at the top of the box

Not much of an atmosphere for this.

They keep showing this asshole in the stands who is dressed up like 1994 era Lalas. One is bad enough, guys.

Copa America you have charmed me pic.twitter.com/FAMV0cKuB1

— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) June 23, 2024

xyzzzz__, Monday, 24 June 2024 09:37 (six months ago) link

I weirdly appreciate the easygoing nature of these group matches, more or less.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 June 2024 22:13 (six months ago) link

Well this is about what I figured.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 June 2024 22:43 (six months ago) link

worst Brazil squad in eons.

they will still beat Costa Rica 5-0

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:00 (six months ago) link

even with bunker shithousery

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:03 (six months ago) link

so many damn defenders in the box it looks like a game of Galaga

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:17 (six months ago) link

that was totally a pen, lmao.

terrible officiating

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:27 (six months ago) link

(not the Vini shoulder to shoulder, the one where CRC player took out Brazil attacker's legs in box and got zero ball)

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:29 (six months ago) link

waved off. VAR is a joke. there's no way that was clear and obvious.

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:34 (six months ago) link

like unless there was a Zapruder quality angle, that's a fucking nutty decision

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:35 (six months ago) link

ref has already lost control. CRC are basically playing for 0-0. barely watchable

are we sure this isn't the Gold Cup?

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:42 (six months ago) link

but it's like....Brazil lobbies for a handball. no sane ref would give this as a hanball. ref explains his decision, points at kicktaker to take corner. team disobeys multiple times, surrounds ref with like 7 or 8 players yelling in his face that it's a PK. they do this for several minutes.

how the fuck do you not card anybody for that shit....he pointed twice to restart play and they refused.

almost enough for me to root for Costa Rica

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:44 (six months ago) link

well that was terrible

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 June 2024 03:02 (six months ago) link

Canada really needs to be a man up to look competitive

symsymsym, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 00:27 (six months ago) link

Go Chile

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:13 (six months ago) link

"They're letting them play!"

No, they're just ignoring fouls. It's going to create for a bad match for both sides if you let defenders beat the hell out of attackers

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:18 (six months ago) link

Ah cool show us Messi's nuts live on TV

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:26 (six months ago) link

That's what Apple paid for

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:49 (six months ago) link

(Messi's nuts live on TV, I mean)

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:49 (six months ago) link

Man Chile have fallen.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 01:53 (six months ago) link

They woke up!

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 02:39 (six months ago) link

Argentina have been the better team and goal was deserved.

But the awful officiating has made this unwatchable at times

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 02:59 (six months ago) link

This Mexico/Venezuela game has been interesting as hell. Penalty goal for Venezuela just now and they’re up 1-0!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:16 (six months ago) link

Amazing game

nxd, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:17 (six months ago) link

Really is!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:42 (six months ago) link

Woah

nxd, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:47 (six months ago) link

This match!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:56 (six months ago) link

So good

nxd, Thursday, 27 June 2024 02:58 (six months ago) link

Mexico p much out unless they beat Ecuador now. 1 goal in 2 matches against teams ranked in the upper 50s, these are some tough times for El Tri

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2024 03:06 (six months ago) link

it is kinda mental that the FIFA Rankings have both US and Mexico above Germany atm, I mean this isn't the Germany of yesteryear but they're significantly better than both squads right now. I know those rankings are a joke but lord.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2024 03:21 (six months ago) link

More like HEHxico

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 27 June 2024 04:00 (six months ago) link

Match is a poorly officiated shitshow

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2024 22:30 (six months ago) link

So concacaf

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 27 June 2024 23:49 (six months ago) link

Garbage

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2024 23:57 (six months ago) link

Yeah, hard to see how Berhalter survives this.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 27 June 2024 23:59 (six months ago) link

A real disaster of a match. Uruguay will grind them up.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2024 02:35 (six months ago) link

Brazil v Colombia on Tuesday is gonna be tasty.

Also USA either needing to win or hopefully Berhalter is fired. Would be happy either way tbh.

Feels kinda like the US is in a similar position wrt management as England is with Southgate.

It's a bit wild that he's had two matches where the US has lost due to an inexplicable first half red from a player who just lost his shit.

Last one was just the second leg of a two legged match that they won anyway but his players lack discipline in key moments

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2024 23:15 (six months ago) link

apparently the US can still lose and get through tomorrow but it would have to have Panama also lose to Bolivia (which probably won't happen). they could also draw if Panama draws.

i never know what to expect w/ this team tbh.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 00:00 (six months ago) link

but frankly not advancing in a group that featured both Bolivia and Panama is inexcusable.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 00:00 (six months ago) link

rooting Ecuador and the Reggae Boyz tonight

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 00:03 (six months ago) link

announcers apparently not familiar w/ the difference between "ball to hand" and "handball"

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 00:13 (six months ago) link

Ecuador v Mexico p dire at the moment. hard to believe how little speed and finesse this Mexico squad has compared to past squads

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 00:28 (six months ago) link

Yeah

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 1 July 2024 01:01 (six months ago) link

Not sure I can watch much more

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 1 July 2024 01:15 (six months ago) link

how in the hell could that be a corner, if you say that wasn't a foul in the box, the Mexican player landed on the ball WITH HIS ARM.

that's a handball if it's not a foul on Ecuador!

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 01:17 (six months ago) link

lmao that is the weakest penalty ever

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 01:56 (six months ago) link

Mexico fans freaking out excited and it's gonna be short lived

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 01:57 (six months ago) link

lmao at Mexico

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 02:02 (six months ago) link

probably be us tomorrow so only a half-lol

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 July 2024 02:02 (six months ago) link

Ugh. Had put that out of my mind

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 1 July 2024 02:17 (six months ago) link

This tournament has been a letdown over all tbh

idk I've enjoyed it

symsymsym, Monday, 1 July 2024 03:33 (six months ago) link

There's been some good stuff but I suspect the US tonight will not be one of them.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 July 2024 21:58 (six months ago) link

Ya think?

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 1 July 2024 22:00 (six months ago) link

Oh just a hunch!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 July 2024 22:06 (six months ago) link

Lol at Adams being given a yellow when he was stepped on

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:18 (six months ago) link

I appreciate, if that’s the word, our commentary crew getting in digs on the TV angles and talking about the US officials complaining about the locker room.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:20 (six months ago) link

Panama ahead.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:24 (six months ago) link

Another case of obvious offside allowed to play out and player gets hurt doing something thar wouldn't have counted

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:29 (six months ago) link

This ref is…not good.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:34 (six months ago) link

this game is out of control

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:34 (six months ago) link

what a mess. the narrow field. the blown calls. the empty seats. what a bummer.

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 01:53 (six months ago) link

It's conmebolcacaf-arrific

Like, imagine if the game was at like Estadio Cuscatlan

Also stfu Alexi Lalas

VAR crew taking their time here too

wtf is with this game? if this were my introduction to soccer, i would think it's just the dumbest sport ever

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 02:34 (six months ago) link

I mean, it's not untypical of tournaments in this hemisphere, at least in my experience. Sucks but it is the reality.

Horrendous obv

WTF how is this not offsides???? 🤬 pic.twitter.com/Kyp4Rc0K8J

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) July 2, 2024

Stu Holden says if the US team "I haven't seen any progression" since 2022

otm

US didn't deserve to move on. Aimless in the second half and sloppy on thr ball.

I've watched my last match of this tourney. All six matches I've watched have been poorly played and officiated.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 03:12 (six months ago) link

Hey, don’t blame it on Aimless, now.

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 04:45 (six months ago) link

lol

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 04:57 (six months ago) link

Hope Colombia can get a draw here for a brazil Uruguay quarter

nxd, Wednesday, 3 July 2024 01:19 (six months ago) link

Sweet

nxd, Wednesday, 3 July 2024 01:49 (six months ago) link

Great half
I must have missed a touch for the potential penalty claim before because I thought that was clear

nxd, Wednesday, 3 July 2024 01:54 (six months ago) link

Bit of a clunky match but Argentina should hold the lead.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 July 2024 02:34 (six months ago) link

Then again!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 July 2024 02:50 (six months ago) link

And they hold in the penalties. Not bad!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 July 2024 03:10 (six months ago) link

No extra time is odd

nxd, Friday, 5 July 2024 03:11 (six months ago) link

Wow

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 July 2024 03:39 (six months ago) link

Venezuela/Canada is a hell of a good energetic match here!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 July 2024 01:41 (six months ago) link

And what a ridiculous/great goal by Rondon!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 July 2024 02:27 (six months ago) link

Incredible

nxd, Saturday, 6 July 2024 02:28 (six months ago) link

san antonio fc legend tani oluwaseyi checking in for canada yeahhhhhh

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2024 02:36 (six months ago) link

wow, what a shootout

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2024 03:11 (six months ago) link

Yeah that was a treat. And now a rematch!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 July 2024 03:20 (six months ago) link

Can't tell how much influence Jesse Marsch has had on Canada but I'm happy he's seeing some success. Totally would have taken him for US coach or even more ideally, at the Fire.

beautiful game

symsymsym, Saturday, 6 July 2024 06:21 (six months ago) link

Only watched the end but yeah.

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 July 2024 14:49 (six months ago) link

Brazil vs Uruguay should be a fun one

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 6 July 2024 21:09 (six months ago) link

Too bad it wasn’t

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 July 2024 03:28 (six months ago) link

No extra time is odd

― nxd, Friday, 5 July 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Its amazing

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 July 2024 12:08 (six months ago) link

that was the saddest offside shout ever

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 01:14 (five months ago) link

No extra time is odd

― nxd, Friday, 5 July 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Its amazing

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, July 7, 2024 8:08 AM bookmarkflaglink

I don't like it. very much benefits weaker attacking teams that want to play negative football, as it shortens the time they have to park the bus, and they don't ahve to worry about ET causing excessively tired legs in the next match.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 01:16 (five months ago) link

Canada really did peak pre-2022 World Cup, didn't they.

they're not terrible on the ball but the reason Argentina is giving them so much space is because they know Canada has no fuckin clue with what to do with the ball once they get into the final third.

Canada will only score via OG or PK.

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 01:24 (five months ago) link

Had to miss the match but can’t say I’m surprised. Now tomorrow’s match could be interesting…

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 02:43 (five months ago) link

This match is a bit of a mess.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:20 (five months ago) link

I’m convinced Canada only made it this far because they used the same park the bus tactics England used in Euro 2020. If Canada had quality attackers who could score, they might score more goals and actually be good. They appear better than they really are, but this is the problem with defensive-minded strategies

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:39 (five months ago) link

Pleasantly surprised by Colombia’s and Ecuador’s performance in this Copa. They look like they can beat Argentina. Brazil has to be the most overhyped team

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:42 (five months ago) link

Wild that they didn’t score there

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:47 (five months ago) link

Haha i love when there’s an empty net in soccer.

Colombia deserve this win just by how well they’ve been playing in this entire tournament

Argentina-Colombia will be good

Also if someone punches Suarez, I will not be unhappy

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 01:59 (five months ago) link

partido loco

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:01 (five months ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5624771/2024/07/09/copa-america-tactical-fouls/

Just going to leave this here….

Fouls per card at the Copa America so far.

5 CONCACAF teams at the top 🤔

My other observation is that #USMNT needs to foul more and play more physical. Can’t be so naive to this type of game in KO tournaments. pic.twitter.com/DRrkgYdrZU

— Stu Holden (@stuholden) July 3, 2024

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:46 (five months ago) link

But also this is hilarious:

#BREAKING🚨: Argentina mid-fielder Rodrigo De Paul spoke to the Canadian soccer media today, casually stirring more controversy from last night's 2-0 victory vs Canada with his brutally honest statement.

"Yes, we dive, it's a part of our culture. We all do it, it's the nature… pic.twitter.com/Ea4etMnyzj

— BREAKING NEWS BRITISH COLUMBIA (@PRiMETIMESNOOP_) July 10, 2024

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 02:52 (five months ago) link

I don't think that is a legitimate news source...but the reaction to the kick was great stuff:

Koné 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/XPAKXiwkvk

— David Alter (@dalter) July 10, 2024

symsymsym, Thursday, 11 July 2024 04:30 (five months ago) link

Oh yeah, it’s meant to be a joke, I’m pretty sure

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 11 July 2024 05:08 (five months ago) link

Wtf at the punch up with the fans after

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 July 2024 08:06 (five months ago) link

Marcelo Bielsa criticises the organisation of the Copa America in the United States, pointing out that grass on pitches isn't laid properly, calls training grounds a disaster, and says poor security led to his players having to defend their families. pic.twitter.com/EBUESApaxC

— James Nalton (@JDNalton) July 12, 2024

Get 'em Marcelo!

the fields have been terrible. I've seen the ball bounce in weird unnatural ways frequently, sometimes with a dead thud when it should roll

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2024 21:49 (five months ago) link

Well let’s see what happens here. (It would be nice to see Messi win this in front of a crowd, three years back was kinda weird if understandable.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 July 2024 23:46 (five months ago) link

Wait some illegal fan entry delay, what the hell.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2024 00:01 (five months ago) link

They rushed the stadium yea

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 July 2024 00:04 (five months ago) link

Oh I just tuned in and no wonder it still hasn’t started

Seasons in EA FC 24 was wild too lol

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 July 2024 00:09 (five months ago) link

Todavía no listo

Thrapple from the Apple (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 July 2024 00:51 (five months ago) link

Kinda love these anthem performances

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2024 01:18 (five months ago) link

The video and audio seem to be out of sync :(

Thrapple from the Apple (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 July 2024 01:35 (five months ago) link

Yep

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 July 2024 01:36 (five months ago) link

FOX's feed froze and they just switched to the copa world feed
the audio is now out of sync
what a disaster pic.twitter.com/92bjZ9zoes

— jaiden (@steph_turkey) July 15, 2024

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 July 2024 01:38 (five months ago) link

Such genius. But I hope this cascades and we get a halftime where Alexi Lalas mysteriously starts saying more intelligent things in a different voice.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2024 01:42 (five months ago) link

Ouch re Messi there

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2024 01:58 (five months ago) link

if i were a presidential candidate, i'd have been there tonight

mookieproof, Monday, 15 July 2024 02:07 (five months ago) link

This is so bizarre. This isn't our first time hosting the Copa but 2016 didn't have these widespread problems (officiating aside, it was hilarious that year)

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 July 2024 02:16 (five months ago) link

It may not be full Super Bowl level but I’m liking Shakira here

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2024 02:26 (five months ago) link

Looked like a good match

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2024 11:08 (five months ago) link

it was fun. it got a bit cagey and sloppy in the second half, but extra time was frenetic as hell.

for once also not poorly officiated too.

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 July 2024 13:45 (five months ago) link


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