The last four years of Wengerball: Keeping it in here, fellas.

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Hopefully also the age of Chesney. And no more rapists, 3 fills our Premiership quota.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

Thought I'd do this in anticipation for going batshit while watching the motd highlights of us LOSING TO WEST FUCKING BROM with THREE SUPPOSEDLY EASY GOAKS TO DEFEND IN THE FIRST FUCKING GHALF.

We are so, so very boned when Cesc leaves next season.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

Typos? Fuck 'em, I apologise for nothing in this thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

If Almunia and Fabianski are still #1 and #2 goalies in a years time, I think I may break into the stadium and chain myself to our bench for a hunger strike. Or just be quite frustrated. To declare record profits and still have these fuckers losing us games in the same week is just like they want to make children cry.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

wenger's doing it deliberately, though there's no convincing explanation as to why. were arsenal to sign a cattermole and any large and ugly centre half to go along with a competent goalkeeper, they'd be looking at top two instead of looking behind themselves at the chasing pack.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

We really don't need a Cattermole. Song is now the 2nd best anchor man in the league imo, now Masch has left (De Jong being the best).* And Squallici has made a career of being a rough-and-tumble dude, so... I dunno, maybe his funny name makes him seem more sophisticated than John Terry. Other than being unsure of Koscielny - but 'foreigners need a bit of time to adapt' and all that bollocks - I genuinely believe we are a buying-Reina-and-Kuyt**-on-the-cheap-in-a-fire-sale away from winning the league.

*Just because he doesn't have brain freeze with the ball at his feet doesn't mean he isn't an anchor man btw.

**Yeah I'm not Kuyt's biggest fan but to give Arshavin and Nasri a fella who will actually do the hard work for them? You can always make the argument that Park made Ronaldo into an 80m player. (You'd be stupid for making such an argument but still... there is a reason why Jose bought Di Maria instead of Ribery).

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

Still have not watched the highlights btw. Dunno if I ever will (depending on how much I'll want to kill Colin Murray laterz).

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

song is not an anchor man, and it's nothing to do with brainfreeze.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Why?

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/44114/Wenger_signs_up_six-year-old_New_Beckham.aspx?

smh

we can afford all but the biggest 5 players in the world, do we really to fuck around with new Scrooge McDucks so heavily when our starting 11 is so fucked? (The answer is yes, of course we do, but can we not pay attention to both? for realz?)

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

an anchorman sits, he patrols form side to side, when his team has the ball he's like a dog the other side of a fence. he doesn't want the ball until someone he gets to tackle has it. a good anchorman then lets the ball quickly and simply to a teammate with possession football abilities.

a great anchorman can go beyond that, obviously, but if yr anchorman doesn't first-and-foremost have ^ in his head going on to the pitch what you got is a frustrated footballer, and not an anchorman.

if you think song is an anchorman, i'd counter by saying only under arsene wenger- in much the same way that huddlestone for spurs isn't an anchorman, he's similar to song in that he only happens to play in that area of the pitch, which tbh has nothing to do with it imo.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

xp chamakh, kozcielny and squillaci are good and sensible additions tbf- but gk gk gk gk gk gk gk. if wenger isn't waking up all of august with that in his head he's guilty of gross professional negligence.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Song does spend all his time when we are off the ball playing like that.

And yes I agree.

And fucking hell, we gave away a penalty AS WELL? Fuck Almunia with something sharp.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha - is that Fletcher Toll thing a joke? I'm loving it. Another one for the child prodigies thread there.

No laughing matter and all, but I just love how it's written - 'it was feared that doctors would have to amputate...' Brings to mind sports hacks crowding round the door of the pediatric ward, trying to sneak a look at the chart pinned above his cot. Concerned gooners holding vigils outside, etc.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

almunia saved the peno, tbf, but yeah he was miles out to give it away.

defence for the goals was shambles, yr first goal against us last week kinda bad

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

1st goal - Koscielny totally at fault, GK had nothing to do with it.

From what I've seen of this guy so far he'll have a cracking 89 minutes but the 1 he turns off is the 1 where we've been punished. Obviously yesterday he didn't even have the cracking 89 minutes.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

2nd - oh lol manuel. Andrew Sachs must be rolling in his grave. Also Koscielny and Clichy deserve some blame. And Song. But fuck you Almunia. A tame shot right at you... goes in? WTF. My mother could save that. And she has arthritus.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

Teams ought to just shoot-on-sight with Arsenal really

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

3rd - ok we start by giving the ball away from A LONG BALL? LOOK AT YR BADGE WHOEVER THE FUCK DID THAT? DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS http://www.fansonline.net/images/westham/BoltonWlogo.png ? NO, IT DOESN'T? WELL DON'T FUCKING PLAY LIKE IT THEN. KEEP POSSESSION AND THEN THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING SCORE.

After that Almunia never learnt from the mistake he made two weeks ago, surprise surpise.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

I'd been looking forward to it, only just realising it's actually going to be torture.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

otoh we hit the woodwork 3 times and had a teams worth of players injured. but still... fuck almunia with a big stick, we could have been 1 pt behind chelsea going into stamford bridge. now we are going to leave there 7pts adrift.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

no, it just seems when i c&p ppl on here to show it? hmm, or it did then but didn't when i tried it a second ago? colour me confused

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

's fine, I got chuffed when I realised I had a chance to engage my fancy new mod powers

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

transparency ppl, transparency

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

itt a hoy hoy is gracious in defeat

acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 September 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

i could spend the next year tryin to find out who this alex song enforcer dude is tbh, i'm not admitting defeat on that one just yet

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Koscielny is looking as likely to be a liability as a sensible reinforcement from what I can see so far.

Matt DC, Sunday, 26 September 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

got to allow him a few weeks if not months- Vermaelen settled in amazingly well considering Arsenal only have one line of defence, either before or after the Centre halves.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

wenger is shit at buying centre halves, vermaelan was just a lucky break that let him off the hook for a while. (sol was free, toure was a right midfielder and then... gallas? possibly a worse record than his keepers.)

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

love the story that our chief scout decided vermaelan was the one after seeing ajax concede 10 in 2 games where he played left back. seemed almost too on the nose.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

nah, it's just that there's two centre half positions to be filled and they need to work together

also- bringing a centre half through the ranks- not the same as bringing creative midfielders/attackers imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

didn't do too bad with adams and keown and they are being taught by bould - so gtfoutovere

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

otoh i hear good things about bartley. guess i should take it to the sheff utd thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

?

who brought through adams and keown? not wenger and his staff?

missing you here i think. pre-emptively disagreeing with you anywah tbh.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

just saying we have a kinda recent history of doing it until wenger decided that defending was pointless.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

want me to post a team of players tottenham could have fielded in the time since adams came through? seems a very strange point to make.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

anyway, strikes me that spurs genuinely have brought through better centre halves since wenger arrived- we had campbell at that stage already iirc, then y'know ledley.

that's better already, really

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

in this thread i am allowed to be stupid. the most successful academy centre half i can think of is Matthew Connolly, who will presumably be playing Premiership football next season when QPR get promoted. Not exactly Sol and Ledley (or Evans, or Carragher, or Terry etc. etc. is it.)

Seriously the day we hire a fucking defensive coach is the day I fly to Ireland and kiss darragh on the mouth.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

(under Wenger. I trust a defensive coach to be the first signing under the next coach.)_

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

like i needed another reason to hope the gooners never get that shit together

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

:)

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

empty promise obv, why would i go to ireland

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

ps- evans has been found out, startin at AC milan last year when utd should have beed down to 10 men ten mins in, and running thru as far as last weekend (ps haven't seen today's highlights)

carragher never needed to be found out, as his faults were never punished by referees for whatever reason- same as terry, vidic et al.

spurs and arsenal dont really go for those type of centre halves, which tbh is a blind spot.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

go to ireland because of the kind of scenery i just posted to my FB tbh

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

finding it weird Wenger has not made a move on Lloris yet.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 27 September 2010 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

finding it great Wenger has not made a move on Lloris yet

Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

hah - he could also make a move on Ruffier methinks

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

just saying we have a kinda recent history of doing it until wenger decided that defending was pointless.

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 00:18 (Yesterday)

(under Wenger. I trust a defensive coach to be the first signing under the next coach.)_

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 00:27 (Yesterday)

truly wenger is but a grim and fleeting aberration

The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

A Long But Good Mail Criticising Wenger As A Coach
I coach a bunch of 11 year old boys. Good lads. Talented. When I am tired and am happy with them, I give them a session that I know that they will like. Some small-sided-games with limited touches. Make it a lighthearted competition. They love that. All can enjoy. Smiles everywhere, including from me. Easy streets.

The sessions that turn talent into results, individual defending, keeping a solid line, communication when without the ball, defending set pieces and applying pressure, they hate. Boring, hard work, no showboating. But we do them anyway. One has to, and they know that. But they hate it and its hard work for me.

A few years ago Wenger said he wanted to grow a squad, a happy, talented squad of friends. Friends that love to come to work every day and enjoy it. We know they play a lot of 4 a-side, one and two touch. It's well documented. Anyone think they do defending, shadow-play, set pieces ? Of course not. Do they ever alter formation or tactics to adapt to the opposition? Of course not. Boring. Hard work, all of that.

They are a light-weight, under-prepared, under coached bunch of chancers. They have inflated senses of their talent and most can't appreciate the work required to win. And its because they never do it in training and few have the natural desire to overcome the inadequacies in Wenger's approach. Fabregas is the exception that proves the rule.

Bottom line. Forget the lack of spending and stubborn refusal to cast aside players that underperform. We all know about that. The biggest issue at arsenal is wengers inability/desire to actually coach.

Arsenal is a defenders graveyard. All defenders that have come to or through arsenal under Wenger have damaged their careers (Cole apart). Kolo, Sol, Senderos, Gallas all left with their reputations damaged and Clichy and Sagna are going that way fast. They live in a coaching vacuum for defenders. They live in a club where defence is optional.

Look at Song. We waited 4 years for that lump to develop into a decent defensive midfielder, and now he's a star, he doesn't wanna do that. He wants to attack. He leaves Wilshere to hold the shape of the team. Jack, a player 6 inches smaller, 2 stone lighter and 5 years younger, is required to hold the team together. And Wenger allows this. Think Fergie or mourinho would ? Me neither.

Mark" saddened to have to write this" johnson

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

^ Real Dunphy styles about that one.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol at the idea that the third most successful team in the country never practises defending. Or that Sol's reputation was ruined by what happened on the field - he scored in a Champions League final ffs. Or Kolo, who will almost certainly win the league again. Or Senderos for that matter - because how would he have ended up playing for Milan if not for Arsenal?

We need to train harder at it, and turn the fm tactic from 'overload' to 'attacking', but jeez, only 4 teams conceded less than us last season (incl. Liverpool which intrigues me...)

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

”Fabianski is ready. I don’t have any concerns. Fabianski made mistakes at Porto but he can show he has learned from that. When you watch a video, it is always better than the feeling straight after losing. Physically, it was actually tremendous. What we did physically, it was one of the highest performances this season. The distance we ran, the sprints we made, were the highest of the season so there was no lack of effort. We were not sharp, maybe, but the quantity of work was there. You cannot fault the willingness of the players. Just for the lack of concentration and defensive mistakes. I’ll tell the players to keep believing in themselves. It is the first match we lost this season so it is not a catastrophe. It is an experience, not a disaster.” – Arsene Wenger.

^^^fire this rafa.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

only 4 teams conceded less than us last season

This is misleading imo - teams don't score freely against Arsenal because they're often playing 9 behind the ball but it's an issue if those teams are still emerging with 1-1 draws via a header from one of their three corners.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah its an issue but not exactly the same as what that dude was on about. Hoarding is a great possession technique and so we obviously don't concede many from open play. We just need a strong organised goalie (CHESNEY or fucking buy someone) and some more time on the training ground and we'd be fine.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.worldalmanac.com/blog/100hours.jpg

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

no wait

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/dls50j.jpg

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

FABIANSKI'S READY:

http://i42.tinypic.com/906fdu.gif

Can redeem himself entirely if he sets John Terry on fire on Sunday.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

Apropos of nothing, I've just ordered a top quality home shirt from a China wholsaler for £20:

http://imgur.com/XXmjq.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

flammable

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

Think I spotted a hoy hoy:

http://imgur.com/OGy50.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

cute little dude

con suelo, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

ahoy ahoy is everywhere this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n5MgQ0iwLY

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

Bacinjury Sagna.

James Mitchell, Monday, 11 October 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

what's the story there, is there a story there?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe he tried sitting in Wilshire's lap:

http://imgur.com/gd44j.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 11 October 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

don't think 'merked' is really sufficient for that

acoleuthic, Monday, 11 October 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

He was asked for his feelings about the Mosel area of France in which the game took place at the Metz stadium; "Fun, already. I have experienced here a few attractive games, and especially bitter derbies whether with Strasbourg or Nancy. When we arrived here, we realized that the pain would last 90 minutes. The football played in this stadium reflected the values of the area, made of hardship and sacrifice. On the negative side, I notice that there is more open ground directly behind the stadium: I remember when we arrived, there were always youth teams training there."

Noting that times had changed in the area and the Metz team at which Robert Pires and Adebayor, among others, made their mark Arsene acknowledged: "Yes, and the club's situation saddens me. However, it is consistent with these old industrial and mining areas which have their source of funding dry up. We have the same phenomenon in England, where teams like Leeds and Sheffield are struggling to regain their place among the elite."

Responding to the suggestion that he was here to cast his eye over the Metz as winners of the French Youth Cup he smiled as he replied "That's false. You know, we have an eye on the world, but we recruit very few: three, four young players a year who really shine. "

Asked if it was difficult to judge players from Arsenal performing for France detached from his charge of them he answered "No, instead, it allows me to monitor their performance with more distance away from the bench. See them evolve in a different context is interesting, insightful. And this allows me to function as a consultant even sometimes to bring them back as soon as the game finished (laughs). This will happen tonight we start together in London."

Disagreeing with the suggestion that Abou Diaby is often compared to former Arsenal stalwart Patrick Vieira he said "I do not agree with this parallel. The comparison is based primarily on their physical similarities. Patrick is a distributor, someone who organizes the game Abou himself is a striker going forward and taking players on."

With a new mood affecting the French camp since Laurent Blanc took over Arsene felt that there is still some way to go "You can feel a new enthusiasm, but it is too early to make a final decision on this team in France. Now I can only welcome this attempt to give the Blues to Laurent Blanc. Generation 98 has demonstrated proficiency on the field and off. I find boys Bixente (Lizarazu) and Christophe (Dugarry) very competent and intelligent. It is time they took over coaching from those like me." he laughed.

Before contemplating retirement Le Boss still has ambitions to satisfy ... "Yes and they are simple: win everything. Cups and the championship of England." And despite it being a few seasons since he lifted a trophy ... "Yes, but I'll answer that Arsenal can each season reach a higher-level without losing € 200 million per year. This is not true of all my colleagues in England and the rest of Europe."

Finally he dealt with a rumor in France that he`ll join PSG in the near future ... "It's not impossible, but it would not be in the shoes of a coach. PSG is the only club in the world to develop in a population of ten million people without knowing the highest level of competition. In Paris, it is believed that a simple change of coach can solve the problems but what is really needed is investors sitting at a table and providing the club with the funds."

Intresting he thinks PSG need investors. Hypocrit :) Also has anyone written much about the downfall of sports in mining areas or similar situations of losing local jobs on masse?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

Arsenal are putting the finishing touches to Aaron Ramsey’s rehabilitation from a fractured tibia and fibula. The Welshman returned to full training this week and plans are afoot for Ramsey to turn out for the Reserves in the coming weeks.

Ramsey has been training at Arsenal’s state of the art indoor centre based at London Colney for a number of weeks, but the 19-year-old was told he is free to link up with the first team last week. Newly appointed fitness coach Marcus Svensson is running the rule over Aaron’s come back and was happy to give the midfielder the green light to do ball work and exercises with the team.

The hope is that Ramsey will be able to turn out of the Reserves sometime in November. Arsenal are also hoping to arrange a selection of behind closed doors fixtures should he need it, with a first-team return being penciled in before Christmas. So far the youngster has suffered no muscle set backs; meaning his return has gone according to plan.

:)

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Arsenal have reportedly won the race to sign 17-year Romelu Lukaku, who had been linked with just about every half decent club over the summer transfer window.

Now, just one week after Arsenal had confirmed interest in Lukaku, a confirmed deal looks ever more likely. The player-winning bid is apparently somewhere between £9.5m and £12.5m, but any overall payout may rise depending on appearances.

For a teenager, Lukaku’s scoring average is impressive for one relatively young in years, with an overall hit-rate of just under 50%. He is also the youngest goalscorer in European competiton and was top scorer in last season’s Belgian Superlig.

Ultimately this would be a lucrative deal for both player and club at first glance, with the only potential drawback being the fans’ patience versus Lukaku’s time needed to adapt to the pace and physicality of Premier League football. Nevertheless, Lukaku’s speed and skill has led to favourable comparisons with Didier Drogba – so why on earth should Arsenal shy away from closing the deal at a reasonable price?

The champagne however, may need to be kept on ice just a little longer, because there is a contradictory report from the YoungGuns blog indicating that although interest is confirmed, a deal is far from imminent, stating:

“Arsenal remain keen on the powerful front-man, but a move to Chelsea sooner rather than later is the general feeling in Belgium.

“The powerful, all action and clinical striker is valued at around €18 million euros; a dramatic hike on the initial €3 million The Gunners were prepared to pay a year ago. It seems certain Lukaku will be one of the stars of the future, but if his future does lay in London, it’s almost certainly in the West, and not the North.”

Goodness knows this transfer saga needs to be laid to rest…

---

i really fucking hope we win the race for this guy.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

A new development on the Wengerball thread has ILF posters purring with pleasure. Long, detailed posts appear without provenance; it is possible that they are quotes pulled from articles, but no-one is sure. In the meantime, readers can only wonder at the rich, hypothetical world inside Arsenal. Each proto-development receives acclaim suited to a transformatory event; none will ever transpire. Yet Arsenal continue to behave as if the title is within reach.

loving this maximalist posting style tbh

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

My green home kit from China has still not arrived.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

that interview on Metz, the depressed mining towns, etc. comes from a regional paper

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

inevitable merging of ILF and ILW to result in everyone contributing such transferslash

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

Dirty Wolves? Dirty Arsenal.

Yes, rest easy Mick McCarthy, the real bad boys of the Premier League reside at the Emirates.

Any fan of football should admire the way Arsenal play the game. They don't paint by numbers, they prefer elegant, impressionist brush strokes. It can be a joy to watch.

Then there's their dark side. Jack Wilshere's tackle (it wasn't 'mistimed', it was reckless), Samir Nasri's knees up Liam Ridgewell, Emmanuel Eboue's scissor challenge, Marouane Chamakh's gamesmanship (he says Scott Dann made contact, Scott Dann said he never touched him; someone is lying).

http://blogs.birminghammail.net/birminghamcity/2010/10/my-arsenal.html

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 07:31 (fourteen years ago)

looooooool. yeah that team that has constantly come in the top 5 of the fair play league in the past 5 years are EVIL.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago)

also lol he's foreign, he must be lying.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago)

We also ended Martin Taylor's career by sending him to Watford.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

someone is lying

well the pictures show conclusively that Dann did touch him, a bit, so...

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 08:41 (fourteen years ago)

Someone shoudl just ask them if they dived, fuck this 'contact' shite. Call them on it.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

"He is from Barcelona and has an attraction to where he grew up," Wenger told shareholders at Arsenal's AGM on Thursday.

"At the end of the day, I believe he wants to win with this club. For how long I don't know but hopefully for many, many years. I'm not pessimistic. I'm confident we will keep him for a few more years."

well considering barca are skint, we aren't and he isn't exactly unhappy waiting a couple years - thats that settled then.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

best manager of the last ten years
http://www.iffhs.de/?20e22b04ff3700e46b55a76917f7370eff3702bb1c2bbb6e0f

posting for godot (cozen), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

well duh

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

of course he is

Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

ignore scolari at 6

posting for godot (cozen), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

is that sarcasm because dude won the wc?

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

Lol domenech at 32

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

mourinho in third with just two european cups and a string of league titles to his name. loser.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

2009 Youth Cup sealed it for Arsene I reckon. Another year without a trophy might have knocked him off the top spot.

Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

considering that team gave us wilshere, i wholeheartedly agree :)

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

mourinho by some distance the manager of the last ten years.

by some distance.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

manager of all time? There'll be a thread for that of course, in time, but imo he's already getting close

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

if he quit after winning the cl or league with real and never managed again, he'd be in exalted company, certainly.

but i'm convinced he'll take over from ferguson.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

why tf will he go to a sinking ship?

he is marvellous but dude has been bankrolled his whole career, i'd like to see him take on a job where the club he has isn't by far the club with the biggest transfer ability in that country and then we can talk about best ever.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

errr what about winning the CL with Porto?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

Can't argue with that, it's the achievement of the decade (along with Rehhagel maybe, and grudgingly).

Strikes me Man Utd has got to be the job to avoid until the Glazers are out.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

tbf...rafa winning the cl with that utterly shit team was prob even bigger.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 22 October 2010 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

There's no way Wenger deserves to top that list. Well, if you stopped the clock at 2005, maybe. Mourinho all the way.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

no cl no cred

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 22 October 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

Also lol @ David O'Leary appearing on that list.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

above martin o'neill!

joe, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

Also Del Bosque with two Champions Leagues and one World Cup under his belt is stupidly low.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

Strikes me Man Utd has got to be the job to avoid until the Glazers are out.

Odds on Mourinho succeeding Wenger instead? I don´t even want to think about it, actually.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Mourinho back to Chelsea is what I think, to win the CL and fill in the gap on his cv

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 October 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

There's no way Wenger deserves to top that list. Well, if you stopped the clock at 2005, maybe. Mourinho all the way.

― Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:18 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is trolling, right?

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Friday, 22 October 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

Mick McCarthy- Best English manager of the decade

mizzell, Friday, 22 October 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

this is trolling, right?

Err, no. Two Premiership titles, some FA Cups, one season unbeaten (in the league), a middling Champions League record and no trophies whatsoever in five years does not The Best Manager Of The Last Ten Years make.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

In that time, Ferguson has won the league five times and the Champions League once. He deserves to finish above Wenger for that alone.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

one season unbeaten (in the league)

Rules all, FYI.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 22 October 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Rong.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Hate to say it but yes, you do need CL.

Although winning a title and not losing the game is really special.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

a game

xyzzzz__, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

do people generally think CL is bigger than the prem, or vice versa, or does it depend on a club by club basis?

posting for godot (cozen), Friday, 22 October 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

CL's the big one for most clubs I think, but the other way round for Liverpool

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

An element of luck with winning cups compared to winning the league in my mind. So winning a league when not losing a single game is an awesome, singular achievement.

But when a manager drives a club to two CL trophies that's something else, too.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

BUILT A FUCKING STADIUM AND WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT TO A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL AND ACTUALLY PAY HALF OFF IT OFF AND PLAY BEAUTIFUL NEARLY WINNING FOOTBALL WHILE MAKING A PROFIT IN THE TRANSFER MARKET WHILE UTD BOUGHT £30 MILLION FLOPS says fuck you

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

srs only Rehhagel's achievement is on the same scale imo. And yeah maybe Jose at Porto but they were still rich then and were able to convince the best of Brazil to come to them (remember Deco?).

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

(as well as 1. lol porto in the league at the time wasso guarenteed they rested their first team before cl matches when the likes of utd couldn't 2. match fixixixixixixixing/bungs'n'shit)

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

BEAUTIFUL NEARLY WINNING FOOTBALL hahahahaha

epically swindled (pandemic), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Wenger should be shot out of cannon just for signing Silvestre, lest we forget.

James Mitchell, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

There's no way Wenger deserves to top that list. Well, if you stopped the clock at 2005, maybe. Mourinho all the way.

― Matt DC, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:18 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is trolling, right?

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy)

you asking if such a reasonable statement is trolling is actually trolling, right?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

crazy stuff...being a good manager is about winning things, football is no more about who spends the least money than it is about who spends the most.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

Not strictly true. Woy is most definitely a good manager.

Relative to resources / expectations, maybe.

(btw, I do not agree with sam on this one)

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

ok for once i see ronan's sarcasm :)

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago)

If the money us there the manager can spend it, if it's there and his strategy is not to spend it, for whatever reason, then he must still be judged by results on the pitch. Its actually ironic how 2010 modern football woe it is that a guy is suggested as best manager in the world based on his fiscal plan. Could he have spent more money and won major trophies without jeopardising the club? Could he have bought in diff areas of the team? Wenger is obv doing something unique and is obv a great manager, but even within that, is he doing everything right? Sacrificing your team's success to a philosophy is noble but it's also a bit of a ruse, nobody can ever fully criticise because you're not playing the same game as them.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 23 October 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know, the impression I get is that, more than any other manager, Wenger's role extends far beyond coaching. Seems fair to give him credit for that - with the caveat that we won't actually know exactly how much for a decade or two.

I wrote something a while back about genuinely transformatory managers, meaning something other than just successful ones - no hesitation in putting him on a very short list there.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 23 October 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

ronan nailing it. wenger is operating within well his potential as a football manager, strictly defining that role. everyone knows why, but that's not what we're talking about- redknapp takes stick for bankrupting pompey, but the power to do so should never had been considered within his remit, and the opposite is true for wenger, and does not excuse the caution that keeps the club self-satisfidedly (?word?) cruising in the top 4.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 October 2010 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

exactly....when winning trophies (or success on the pitch) isn't your primary goal then you can't win best manager in the world either...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 23 October 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

'cruising' - we had to sell our best players and spend less than hull. Compare to Valencia and Spurs. Valencia won the title the same years as us last decade, tried to build a stadium. They are now nearly bankrupt, unable to pay their players on a regular basis and often come outside of Europe - all still while having no new stadium to move to. Spurs spent more than any team bar Chelsea (and City) to take advantage of Arsenal's hindrance and never did it. We made a CL final that should have been won if not for a lunatic German. We made a Carling Cup final that would have been won if not for our star striker BEING SENT OFF FOR BEING BLACK NEAR FRANK TORY LAMPARD (I may be remembering this game wrong and Drogba may have already scored before this happened.)

Oh and mark this on a Rafa scale - he got his huge contract to give him more control and used it to barely make it into the Europa League. And Redknapp can take a hell of the lot of the Pompy blame, as O'Leary can and should for Leeds. Don't tell me they weren't always begging for new players no matter the financial risk for their team.

Then there is the Barca thing. We know Spanish clubs are run by their president for signings and budgeting and wages etc. whereas managers in England traditionally do that themselves (see the Rafa thing again, or the Keegan bust-up for trying to do it a different way). Rossell currently has a lawsuit against Laporta for the ridiculous amount of debt he has put onto the clubs and this summer they had to take out a huge loan to pay their players. As much as people scoff about the dominating top 2 in Spain, like they did about the top 4 here, Barca and Real's recklessness is eventually going to be their downfall and not the ability of those around them. Why the hell shouldn't managers or those whose job it is not be defined by taking down the club or spending so much that they can't even afford to pay their players?

And then back to the cruising argument and whether we could have done more to actually win things under Wenger these past five years. Well, yes and no. Teams have proved many many times that buying does not nec. bring trophies and success. And the 'if only for a gk and an anchor man' argument seems off as well considering Liverpool's 2nd place run - competing against Ronaldo and the bankrolled Chelsea would never guarantee a team anything. Then compare him to Mourinho (as he has supposedly told Perez that he must be in charge of transfers to go there, I think this will work) - this summer he bought a back up (Di Maria to Kaka/Ozil) and a back up to a back up (Leon to Di Maria to Kaka/Ozil) in one position. And that's just one position. And as much as I think they will win the title, they are still not guarenteed it.

Could he have done more in Cup matches? Sure. Even taking away the sending offs in finals, losing to PSV in the 2nd and Liverpool in CL quarters was partly from tactical naivity. Utd in the CL semis from atrocious keeping and defensive slips and mistakes. But considering what Arsene was working with, again it seems more than just 'did he win everything y/n'. Could Jose have made a rookie Gibbs stop Ronaldo, then WPOTY?

Maybe Wenger isn't the best manager of the past ten years. But personally I consider there being more to the game than 'did they win a trophy y/n' and when the only person who comes close is one that couldn't win the CL with Chelsea's game changing billions then I think he who was able to not win while also changing his club for the better is. (Only Bayern and Chelsea from the past five years look like they aren't trying to cover up their deathly problems and Bayern had a shitty 5 years for them and Chelsea are lol Chelsea.)

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAND its rants like that for why this thread was made.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

there is more to the game, there definitely is, that's why i said i do think he is a brilliant manager, my highest praise for him would be that the football arsenal play when they're playing well is absolutely brilliant. but i do think if he has a fault, it's that he's taken the ideal a little too far, i mean don't you think he could have spent a little more, on a few more seasoned pros, kept arsenal in the black, made the defence better, bought a keeper, and then there might be no doubt he was better than mourinho?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Yes and no. The first season Almunia took over he did look like a terrific keeper. And other than Gomes, Lloris and Given, I'm stuck by a lack of quality keepers who have been available since Jens left earth. Gomes went when Almunia was still looking good and spent his first year being hounded more than him. Given took the City money and Lloris wanted to stay in France early in his career. Could we have done more to get them? Maybe. The same kind of applies to the centre half issue. I remember when Woodgate was available and Arsenal fans were going mental that Spurs signed him instead of Arsenal. When Lolathon Woodgate is a most realistic option...

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

The first season Almunia took over he did look like a terrific keeper.

This is trolling, right?

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

We made a CL final that should have been won if not for a lunatic German.

This is horseshit.

epically swindled (pandemic), Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Why? We were 1-0 up and running it until fatigue from chasing Barca around kicked in that most probably wouldn't have been so noticable if we had 11 men?

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

not trolling. he was terrific that season. no mistakes. dealt with an ever changing back 4. Stepped up his game for big matches (particularly against Chelsea when Shevchenko had one of his few good games in England).

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

you still absolutely fail to respond to the assertion that a manager's job is to operate to the maximum footballing success within his parameters.

that wenger sets himself punishing parameters in not buying experience, in making a profit, in not compromising on his ideals in terms of style of play is relevant- that makes a big difference in judging his success.

lol woodgate scored the goal that won us a cup final. we have probably three goalkeepers better than any of yours. almunia has never not been shit. palacios would win you leagues just by existing on your teamsheet.

i'm as big a fan of wenger as you'll find, and absolutely, give him credit for the theoretical exercises he's set himself and the numerous successes your club has enjoyed off the field as a result.

he'd make a great director of football for mourinho

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 October 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

is it memory loss, or current form trumping past form, or a commentary about english goalkeeping, but remember when Almunia For England was a thing, not but 2-3 years ago

156, Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

tbf Steve Harper for England was a thing too, not exactly been blessed in that dept

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

'within his parameters.' you say it yourself.

well done, woodgate scored a goal in a carling cup match. and then missed 4000 games. dunno how he would have been more useful than silvestre, other than making sure arsenal couldn't afford vermaelan. you hammer palacios like twice a day for not being in form since his first couple games at spurs. and you know we are talking as if wenger didn't win a bunch of trophies incl. the league last decade. OR BUILD A FUCKING STADIUM AND STILL KEEP ARSENAL WITHIN THE BEST TEN TEAMS IN THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

p sure Arsene didn't build the stadium doesn't look like he could hold a shovel the right way round tbh

Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

ok yes sorry he only helped plan the idea of and how to finance and how to keep the team one of the best in the world while labourers built the stadium.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/e/epmd~~~~~~~_yougotsto_101b.jpg

156, Saturday, 23 October 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

He dud build the fucking stadium! HIMSELF. With a fucking spoon.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 24 October 2010 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

'within his parameters.' you say it yourself

within his own parameters, u clot. that's the relevant point- he creates imagined ones for himself to avoid having to make the final leap to actually winning things these days.

the rest of your post was either nitpicking at my half-bothered defence of players you picked out for attention, or the same rating of wenger for things we dont consider a manager should be rated on.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Tragic, all of it: http://www.yiannimizeworld.com/index.php#num=content-267&id=album-6

James Mitchell, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:56 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry A Hoy Hoy but your entire argument is bollocks, he's a football manager not a CEO. And I think he might have had some help from the Arsenal board on most of the off-the-field stuff, perhaps?

But yes, he nearly won the Champions League, well done him.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 October 2010 10:15 (fourteen years ago)

most probably but this thread was never going to be about cogent arguments.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

Unnamed party in talks for Bracewell-Smith's 15.9% stake.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

Lady Nina far more likely to sell to Fat 'n' Orange than Stan imho.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

refuses to sell to either iirc

gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol

James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

Arsene, you old dog.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/11/06/arsene-wenger-accused-of-having-secret-affair-with-french-rapper-115875-22696435/

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Saturday, 6 November 2010 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

Arsene Wenger and his blonde mistress looked like an intimate couple in love as they held hands and leaned towards each other over lunch in Paris.

Married Wenger, 61, jetted to the French capital hours after returning to England with his Arsenal team following Wednesday's Champions League defeat in Ukraine.

He kissed leggy rapper Sonia Tatar, who was waiting for him outside an airport hotel, before the pair went inside to eat.

At one point Sonia, 39, helped wipe food from the dad of one's chin as they chatted.

Wenger, who is married to ex-PE teacher Annie Brosterhous and has a 13-year-old daughter Leah, first met the blonde two years ago when she worked at a diner in Paris.

He invited her to come and watch his team play football and they embarked on an affair, secretly meeting up in a smart hotel in the French capital.

The couple met in the same £250-a-night Concorde Lafayette hotel which lies near the Champs Elysees and has breathtaking views of the Eiffel Tower. Sonia lives in a crumbling council block off a market street in a poor suburb of the city with her daughter, 17. A close friend told The Sun: "Sonia is a streetwise single mum and rap singer from the suburbs of Paris.

"She loves her music, but she's never been able to make much of a living out of it, so had to take part-time jobs in all kinds of places — pastry shops, jewellers and restaurants.

"She was a maitre d' at a restaurant when Mr Wenger arrived with a number of business associates.

Sonia got chatting to him and the mutual attraction was pretty much instant.

"Mr Wenger took her phone number and they started seeing each other. It was all very secretive for obvious reasons — but she really fell for him."

Wenger, based in North London as Arsenal boss for more than a decade, bombarded her with gifts. The pal said: "They would meet for meals and meet in the hotel. They were always very discreet, keeping a very low profile and acting is if they were business colleagues.

"Mr Wenger managed to spend a great deal of time in Paris, he's a football pundit on French TV."

Sonia, who was previously wed but divorced aged 20, comes from a close-knit Algerian family.

Her late father was a chauffeur to the Algerian government. The blonde's latest date with Wenger came on Thursday.

He arrived in Paris at 1.45pm, amid airport strikes.

As he and Sonia dined in the hotel restaurant, he kept shooting glances around him to see if he was being spotted.

They sat in the eatery for just over an hour before walking back to the airport terminal together. At one point they left the terminal building so Sonia could have a cigarette — while Arsene held his hands over his face after being spotted by fans.

They then strolled back into the terminal and, in full view of onlookers, drew close to each other and kissed and held hands before saying goodbye.

Last night Wenger said: "This is a very serious matter. I do not intend to make any comment and wish to deal with the matter privately."

James Mitchell, Saturday, 6 November 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago)

hoo

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 November 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

google images not coming up with the goods, frankly

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

indeed

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

stoker16 says:
November 6, 2010 at 6:45 pm

why are people havin ago lol

this proves that we have litraly got the gretest manager in england:

he makes everyone has strict wages nd will never raise his price… while hes getin cash flow out of his ears as the highest paid prem manager.

he makes all his players under 20 be in befor midnight and live with there parents… wile the old geeza is gettin sum blound gash.

the mans a genious and everyone elses is his lil bitch lol

wenger i officaily love u!!!

Joy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

gotta say i'm disappointed - if he really wanted a vivacious and controversial bucktooth experience in paris he should have signed ronaldinho back when he had a chance.

gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

ffs what is in the water in north london? can a centre half not go months without injury? rip verminator.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZixaQA5CGw&feature=player_embedded

not putting this on the amazing goal thread because its only a reserve match. jet NEEDS a premiership loan and on current form he is 5000000000 times better than the likes of players West Ham and Wigan and etc. are relying on to let them go down.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 06:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm confused and scared. Nothing seems that real any more.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 November 2010 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

been a crappy transfer rumour staple for years that is never going to happen. we won't buy another centre half until 1. bartley doesn't turn out to be good enough or 2. real try spending a fuck load on vermaelan

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 November 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

RealArshavin
I hear this word Swag a lot lately. What is this please?
12:44 PM Nov 10th via Twitter for iPhone

r|t|c, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

wonder how many brits using it since before 2010 enlightened him.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I never hear 'swag' anymore, who's he talking to?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Cher Lloyd

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Friday, 12 November 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

Turn his swag on!

The referee was perfect (Chris), Friday, 12 November 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe his fellow players think swag is an appropriate term for the millions of pounds a year they take from the club with no expectation that they'll ever need to win anything.

Smiley panda mixed moniker (7,4) (onimo), Friday, 12 November 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

and who knows how good henri lansbury will be (i do, answer is 'fairly')

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 22:07 (Yesterday) [IP: 109.157.43.101] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Didn't want to disturb the Cattermole maths so... yeah, fairly is about right. On the Utd scale I'd say (my-opinion-of) Carrick - kinda decent at everything, has turned it on enough on cameras to make you think he could be special but really he's... just kinda there.

btw current recognised arsenal english yuts on the utd scale (beckham > scholes > a bunch of ppl > quientin fortune or whoever): wilshere > afobe > gibbs > jet > walcott /> aneke > lansbury > frimpong > freeman > watt > deacon/ > bartley> cruise > randall >hoyte

unless major injuries happen, i'm p certain those first five will play for england (3 already have/helps my cause when boothryd is a striking option to say jet and afobe will i guess), aneke looks like a cracking box-to-box powerhouse type but may choose ghana iirc, every one from him down to deacon has a chance if they work fucking hard and from there to hoyte it depends on work ethic and good agents to see who are going to languish between middle of the table premiership teams and the second division.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 November 2010 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

WHERE'S CRAIG OWNGOAL EASTMOND

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago)

i knew there was someone i was missing!

Wenger loves him (didn't buy a DM like everyone clamoured for because he sees him as that player) and on occasion he has looked terrific. But DM seems like the one position England don't need to worry about, and I can see him getting Phil Neville'd back into right back and making his career decent but not remarkable.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 November 2010 06:58 (fourteen years ago)

LITERALLY BREAKING NEWS

RVP IS INJURED AGAIN

FUCKING MUPPET

EVEN THE JOKES ABOUT HIM BEING INJURED ARE FUCKING STALE AND BROKEN

SEE YOU IN 2012/13

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

He is just being rested, jeez.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

crisis

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

FUCKING MUPPET

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

ROBIN VAN PERSIE is massively overrated and annoying

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Aliadière always scores against us. Props to Wenger for selling him in favour of Robin van Injury.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:26 (1 year ago)

original; best

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah that post makes me look like the sane arsenal fan between the two of us.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

I'm really starting to despise RvP.

Supposed to believe that Wenger's rested him after playing him for 45 minutes after two months out? He's crocked again, fucking cripple.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

Saiful07

23 November 2010 10:45PM

SACK WENGER - THERE I SAID IT.

PLUS, ARSENE KNEW about 5 seasons ago and successful seasons before that.

Time for a change. You never want to throw out your favourite boxer shorts but once they get that irreparable tear in the inside leg, you're fuked. Wenger is like a boxer short failing to hold the balls in place. The tears are coming from all angles and we need new material and warmth to support our crown jewels.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/8500235

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/848698-arsenal-close-in-on-kevin-gameiro-as-spurs-and-liverpool-express-interest#ixzz16f4ev4po

Even if this isn't true, it does look like the end of RVI or Bendtner or both. And maybe Vela.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 November 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

he looks like Koscielny. Do they have a squad of clones?

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 November 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

The news that Pat Rice is retiring at the end of the season seems to explain why Thierry keeps popping up at all those games recently.

Or promote Steve Bould, or get Dennis back and get him on Skype for the European games.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

pat rice evra

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

pat rice vieira should retire from citeh and start earning his badges.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

retired in 2004 iirc

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

"should climb out of the money pit" then

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

henry has been turning up at every other game since he joined barca?

its gonna be bould, training him for the day he takes the big job. we are going to have a bit of graham defending influence back :)

or alternatively it'll be grimandi or someone he pulls from french football and i'll grumble.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

Igors Stepanovs and Nelson Vivas dream team.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

Fingers crossed for Szczesny.

James Mitchell, Monday, 13 December 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

I thought he did very well. Liked his ridiculous OTT 'i dont care if im not saving this, i'm putting you off' style for the penalty. would like to see him stay in the team

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

hope we're not planning on starting to use his real name, cuz i've found myself 100% incapable of remembering how to spell it. kind of like beu bea buuuu bureaucracy.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

He is Chesney.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

Txeçni

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/xk8Y3.jpg

James Mitchell, Friday, 17 December 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

drench is terrible, fuck those guys.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 December 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

who's shredding in the back?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 17 December 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Pascal Cygan imho.

James Mitchell, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

diaby not looking happy :(

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

had to increase the gamma to see him in the low sunlight, damn racist winter sun

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

A-ha ha ha, cheeky fucker: http://twitter.com/#!/cesc4official/status/15767554710577152

James Mitchell, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

ingles or gtfo caganer buying motherfucker

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/cesc4official/status/15769684649451520

translates, fyi, as "send us a pels oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh vuitens-finals of the champions! The article further goes a moooc moc!"

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/nxKCs.jpg

James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

look at the fear in those eyes, the uncertainty, the lad just doesn't have a badmintoning brain.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

:)

nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

itt nicklas 'grandpa bendtner

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1986/bendtnergrandpasweater.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 2 January 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lei710dR5a1qba68g.gif

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Gotta love the kids : http://twitter.com/#!/AyJayy25/status/22770423477309440

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Something amusing about this: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgjk81_samir-nasri-receives-his-french-footballer-of-the-year_sport

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol. "who didn't go to the world cup?" "nasri? benzema?" "just give it to the one who is closest so we can get on with life"

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

ha i was going to say

nasri is great tho, probably deserved it...malouda would be only other viable candidate

nakhchivan, Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

or abidal or lloris

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/10/1294658737635/Samir-Nasri-009.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 16 January 2011 09:38 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Mehnilson.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

not exactly balotelli levels of lol comments, mehnilson apt name.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

"The best keeper at Arsenal is Manuel Almunia," he said.

ok lol

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

Arsenal midfielder Denilson reassured the fans that the hamstring injury suffered on Sunday against Huddersfield will only keep him out of action for three days.
Amazing.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 09:36 (fourteen years ago)

I can't really see why you have a grudge for well, any of our players - maybe Almunia for being shit or Arshavin for not living up to his potentialDenilson. He's not a bad player and maybe will one day become a good one. He's not in the first team and not a liability when he plays. And most importantly, it is starting to become very obvious Wenger sees him as someone just to keep around until Ramsey is properly back. He fell behind the Welsher before, and is now behind Diaby and Wilshere today, add in that he is being sounded out for a deal away from us... Just... meh.

In other news, I have been told that Jack Wilshere's twitter is just pictures of him posing in his underwear on a leather Union Jack flagged couch. *shudder*

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

He's the seventh choice central midfielder, it's just annoying that Arsene considers him good enough to be the Song back-up. He has some sort of sick obsession with him. I think he could be his dad.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)

Gael Clichy (has won more tackles than any other Premiership player this season)

themoreyouknow.jpg

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

Torres for £50m must push up Cesc's price by a ton, especially considering Torres hasn't performed all year and has dropped out of Spain's starting XI and Cesc may leave with honours on his sleeves (Has Torres ever won a trophy in domestic football?). If he now goes for anything less than £70m, I'll set my Cesc shirt alight (I won't.)

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/U52mg.jpg

I love the way all these honourable British managers renowned for meeting adversity head on squeal like babies at every opportunity when they play us.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 08:20 (fourteen years ago)

Arsene 'not a wheeler dealer'

James Mitchell, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

And RIP Flappy.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

i just need to loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool itt for a sec

harl (harlan), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

ok

harl (harlan), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

(for future readers 4-0 @ halftime @ st james. 4-4 final)

harl (harlan), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I like the idea that there are things to come which mean today will one day be forgotten

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

:DDDDDDDD

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

I think today convinced me that we are genuinely just 1 player away from something special. Which is fine, because Vermaelan is that one player and he's already ours.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Ok so Barcelona have made it to February with a near perfect league placing, only having dropped points in 3 games. They should end up on 100+ points easy. Messi scored another hattrick, and not against piss easy competition either. Jose, who may have scalped them last season, lost 5-0 with a superior set of players.

Is there a way to stop them? Even playing all our best players, on their best day, as tight tactically as we can be (lol at Arsenal) - I still cannot even consider it.

Just hoping FIFA declare Messi unable to ever play professional football again in the next week after we find out he's not human but a super saiyan.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 February 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/M2iFT.jpg

http://arsespeak.com/2011/02/07/arsene-wenger-the-nancy-years/

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 February 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

i have the same haircut atm, good i was going to walk into town and book a stint at the barbers later anywayz.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

I think today convinced me that we are genuinely just 1 player away from something special. Which is fine, because Vermaelan is that one player and he's already ours.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/035ostrich_468x538.jpg

Matt DC, Monday, 7 February 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

eh. when city destroy utd this weekend and we are crowned champions-elect, i won't look so ridic

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

I think you might be missing something important in this "when City destroy United" scenario.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 February 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

god and you mock other fans...you'll be saying "missing piece in the jigsaw" or "a real push for the title next season" soon

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 7 February 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

This is a thread I made to mock myself Ronan. I know I am as crazy as other fans.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

The biggest thing I miss because of football is that I really, really love to go on a skiing holiday but as long as I have my career, I can’t do that because of the risk of being injured.
Same old Bendybus, taking the piste.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

“Cesc is a great Catalan player. He played for us as a kid and he will be welcome back at Barcelona for the Champions League match. Right now, everything is dead regarding a transfer.” – Raul Sanllehi, Barcelona’s director of football.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

£55m move in the summer, guaranteed.

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

Either that or he walks out in two years for free. Wouldn't be surprised if he does that.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

Or whenever his contract is up.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

iirc he's contracted till the end of 2013/14, have ta be a madman to leave what will be by then the world's only solvent club. right?

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Henri Lansbury needs to be back at Arsenal ASAP if only so that his pitiful attempts to Dougie can have a wider audience.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Sunday, 20 February 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

is he any good at football tho

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 February 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

Ignasi Miquel is handed his Arsenal debut at Leyton Orient at the heart of the Gunners' defender, but it's still a strong side at Brisbane Road - Marouane Chamakh, Nicklas Bendter and Andrey Arshavin all featuring.#

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Terrific lame rather ordinary counter-Barca trolling here from Wenger. Got a week to turn him into a £30m player they regret letting go.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 20 February 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

RIP RvP.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5096/5468218433_a37f31dc34_z.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 24 February 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

Conor Henderson, a young Irish playmaker given his debut tonight.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

look forward to trapp finding a reason not to play him in favour of that green bloke from derby county

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

tbh i don't know how to judge him. he's just fit right in to our passing metronomy. Against a better team who'll close down quicker then i'll tell you if he is good or not. But he's looked classy tonight.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

beautiful header, gonna have to come back from 4-0 are orient at this rate.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

glad to see bendtner getting a confidence boost

harlan, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Ha ha, that were ace, except I couldn't focus on anything for about ten minutes when Rosicky was hobbling off the pitch. It literally took him that long to get from the far side to the dugout, like a funeral procession. He's done, wouldn't be surprised if it's his last appearance for the club. Everyone else around us seemed more concerned with waving wanker signs to the O's fans.

Almunia made an absolute clanger a few minutes in and only managed to hold onto the ball about four times after that.

Leyton's Fox must have had his Readybrek at half-time because in the second half he was all over the pitch and created most of their moves. He's the physical spit of Rosicky as well - they could swop the two and no-one would notice unless they waved a metal detector over Rosicky's leg.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

was only a concussion btw, rosicky will play again for arsenal.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

dunno if it's my v partial attention but arsenal seem to be fail to win every time rosicky plays, no matter how well he and the team play overall.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

we won 5-0 tonight with him iirc

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but he went off, orient would've pulled it back to a 4-5 otherwise.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Q71tP.jpg

Wee Jack and Emmanuel Frimpong in the U12's team. In 2003.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 March 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJsq9V-MdXc

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 07:36 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

on... imo (onimo), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

the hell

harlan, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

haha wth

cozen, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://younggunsblog.co.uk/2011/03/aliadiere-hopeful-of-arsenal-return/

Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

going in goal, right?

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdEPdUxQN0

Ten years, fuck.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 31 March 2011 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

wilshire slips one past the keeper
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1371784/Jack-Wilshere-dad-pregnant-ex-girlfriend.html

mizzell, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Rumour has it Lady Nina is selling up pretty soon, and before the end of the season. Could be Kroenke time, finally.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 April 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hopefully he'll push Wenger to an early retirement and we can get a proper fucking manager.

Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 April 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, you'll miss him when he's gone. It's so noble, this playing with your hands tied behind your backs - there's been nothing like it since Old Etonians refusing to accept penalties.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

fuck a 'proper manager'

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

^otm

Ward Fowler, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

Looking forward to Pepe driving us to bankruptcy within 18 months, winning the title and three cups on the way.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 07:25 (fourteen years ago)

No idea who Arsenal fans would actually accept as their new manager - maybe only Guardiola would be enough. They're one of maybe two clubs in Europe I could never imagine taking to Mourinho.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

Hopefully he'll push Wenger to an early retirement and we can get a proper fucking manager.

stfu.

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

:) Oh come on, I was obviously half trolling. We do need to replace Pat Rice with someone with testicles though.

Jose would be terrific by the way. He could play that same sort of ridiculously fast counter attacking football we played w/ Henry and Pires like he does now w/ Ozil and Ronaldo. I guess he trolled us well enough in the past that the majority wouldn't take though.

Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

Tbh I don't understand why wenger doesn't just admit that he doesn't know how to organise a defensive line and hire a dedicated defensive coach. Adams? Keown? Steve fucking Bould?

The arsenal backroom staff is seventeen deep, including two/three masseurs, two gk coaches, a kit man plus assistant kit man and several physiotherapists, doctors and fitness coaches. Why they can't add a defensive expert to that lineup I have no idea.

Either that or a defensive marshal whose prepared to shout "mine" and "yours" when the ball's vaguely in the final third.

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

Have been saying the same thing for years.

Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

two gk coaches you say?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann sues Werder Bremen goalkeeper Tim Wiese over 'muppet' slur

Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lieym6Nqr71qze9tko1_500.gif

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 08:58 (fourteen years ago)

Tbh I don't understand why wenger doesn't just admit that he doesn't know how to organise a defensive line and hire a dedicated defensive coach. Adams? Keown? Steve fucking Bould?

I think Adams' record at Portsmouth might have harmed his chances of ever getting near coaching an Arsenal team tbh. Still, he's taken Gabala to the top of the relegation group in the Azerbaijan Premier League so there's still hope.

death, taxes and (onimo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabala_FC

Collins John, Deon Burton, Terry Cooke!

death, taxes and (onimo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1mskw.png

http://www.footballkitsonline.com/new-arsenal-away-shirt-201112/

James Mitchell, Monday, 11 April 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

That Gabala wiki makes me sad xp. A 2,000-capacity stadium - you could get more than that standing round a pitch on its own. Not that they ever fill it going by those attendance figures - 150, 300. Nice to see that Ganja are a bigger draw for some reason though.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 11 April 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

that would like p sweet if it was another clubs shirt. but we are not fucking spurs, stop giving us white shirts.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 11 April 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Putting my bet on Jens getting Pat Rice's job in the summer.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

What, you mean bloke who sits beside Wenger and does nothing?

Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Van Injury haz a Tumblr - http://robin10.tumblr.com/

James Mitchell, Saturday, 16 April 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

Please let Arsene read this. That is my only wish.

Fábregas has revealed his frustration at Arsenal's failure to take the "final step" on the eve of his team's to Tottenham Hotspur, when they will attempt to revive their faltering Premier League title challenge. He also said that the managers of the top clubs in his native Spain would not survive three years without winning a trophy. Arsène Wenger's Arsenal have won nothing since the FA Cup in 2005.

"If you went to Spain and said to (Pep) Guardiola, (José) Mourinho or Unai Emery (the Valencia manager) that they would have three years without winning a trophy, it would be obvious they would not continue (at their clubs)," the Arsenal captain said.

"Here, it is different, the manager is intelligent and the club value different things: that the team is always in the Champions League, that we compete until the end, that we have young players, economic stability. For the board, this is important. But I imagine there will be a moment when you have to decide: do you win things or not?

"When I started here, we won the Cup (in 2005) and got to the Champions League final (in 2006). Barça beat us with an extra man and it was not a victory but it was the first time that the club had got to a Champions League final. Millions of players had played here and it was us that did it.

"But from 2007 on, I started to say: 'We don't win but we play very well.' And after that you realise that it doesn't work. You enjoy it, during a part of the season, like this year when we were in four different competitions and you say: 'Here, I have it all.' But then you cannot make the final step and it is here where a decision has to be made: to go out to win or to develop players."

Fábregas, who joined Arsenal as a 16-year-old from Barcelona at the beginning of the 2003-04 season, said he had enjoyed learning from the club's Invincibles (who were unbeaten that season). But he lamented the lack of experienced "reference points" in the current squad.

"I was in a winning team and it was impressive," he said. "You felt that if you had a bad game, nothing happened because your team-mates helped you. Now, a lot has changed, and I am the man that everyone looks to. I don't like to say it but it is true. If I play badly, I take responsibility and the pressure of the supporters. Only me and (Robin) Van Persie remain of that generation, and we have a lot of responsibility. Me and Van Persie learned from the best. Now it is different because we are all so young and there is nobody you look at and say: 'Wow.'

"Young players learn from the older ones. Now, it is more complicated. If you put (Jack) Wilshere in the team that played before … it is different. I am not saying better or worse. Before, there were reference points, winning and strong players and playing with them, you learned faster."

Arsenal's Cesc Fábregas: Wenger would have been sacked in Spain

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, that's pretty damning in its way.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

He's now saying his words were twisted, should have kept it between him and Wenger then, idiot.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah Valencia would be pissed if they could have a manager like Wenger while trying to build their new stadium! He'd you know, spend wisely and help them get it done!

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

fuck that's ... yeah, damning is the word alright.

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

he's hit the nail on the head. arsenal are putting too high a price-tag on him tho, so could well live to regret coming out with it.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

what exactly is too high a price-tag btw?

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

they rejected £29million for him iirc? so unless he goes to city or chelsea pretty much nobody can afford him.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

real i suppose. that would be some great trolling. or inter, they'll no doubt be busy in the summer.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

so maybe i was wrong.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

"afford".

Liverpool spent more on a guy with 1 England cap than you think a world cup winning playmaker is worth?

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember anyone thinking that the price-tag there was, to say the least, somewhat exorbitant.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

Dull game.

How to win Premiership 2011/12:

Sell Rosicky (2m), Squallici (4m), Almunia (Free), Bendtner (8m), Chamakh (12m), Vela (5m), Denilson (5m), Randall (Free), Hoyte (Free). Buy Gary Cahill (12m), van Nistelrooy (3m), Hazard (20m). Promote Lansbury, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Benik Afobe and Pedro Botelho.

Hire anyone to work on defending set-pieces as well as Arshavin's fitness.

Give Lehmann the Assistant Manager job, just to scare the shit out of everyone.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

bendtner £8 million!!!!!!!

what?...it's a penalty...piss off (pandemic), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

I think he will go for more than that tbh.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

arshavin's 'fitness' is illness and fatigue due to taxation

van nistelrooy and van persie to play in the same forward line?

must admit i don't know hazard- is he a defensive midfielder beast?

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

I also don't think he will go this summer though. xpost.

Not at the same time, van persie will be injured most weeks. I guess you could also make a case for Pippo if he is still about. Someone who'll just hit the fucker in.

Eden Hazard is the most-wanted player in the world right now? Like the cheap Belguim made Messi.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

isn'tr just hitting the fucker in chamakh's job?

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but he's not actually v. good at it.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

In my world of knee jerk opinions I thought Chamakh was 'the answer' to Arsenal's problems at the start of the season and would be the catalyst for them winning the title.

what?...it's a penalty...piss off (pandemic), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

lock thread

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

I thought that until he went missing as Bordeaux came 6th in the league.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Eden Hazard is the most-wanted player in the world right now? Like the cheap Belguim made Messi.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 17:37 (11 minutes ago)

lukaku, cavani, pastore, aguero, neymar too

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

sanchez, hamsik

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

samba makofo paim harbuzi

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

swap samaba for farnerud tbh

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

dont bale out on us deems

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

ur determined to make deems happen huh

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

i have every confidence in my young nicknames, they have the ability and the maturity is there also

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

We might as well talk about moving Arsenal to another league is my feeling. They'd clean up in France.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

xp oh nice

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

what do arsenal have in common with algerian immigrants?

they'd both clean up in france

Some other race (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

P certain we are going to walk the English league next season, but yeah we could do two leagues at once.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Would love to see Van Nistelrooy and Lehmann work together. Might as well bring in Keown as well.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 24 April 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Happy St Totteringham's Day, everyone.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 1 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 May 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

New shirt gives Arshavin anti-gravity powers:

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/images/may_11/zp_Picture-2_1238.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 2 May 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

Oh blimey:

http://i.imgur.com/7e5Sq.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, that's fantastic.

I'm not happy about the new shirt though, the current model had a good long run in it imo. Plus my little 'un's just acquired one of his own, he'll be dismayed at finding himself out of date so soon.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:15 (fourteen years ago)

Posited a theory in the pub last night that Wenger owns a 1999 "Best Goalkeepers in the World" album and that's what he bases his acquisition strategy on

until you can see right thru (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

omg if we buy taffarel i'm gonna be PISSED

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

Go for that promising young Buffon guy before Juve snap him up.

charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

We're getting Fatty Vela back and we'll just have to like it.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

“A colleague from my company rang Steve Rowley (Arsenal’s Chief Scout) to discuss the reports about Arsenal’s interest. He called Steve and said we have heard Arsenal are interested in our player Mario? And Steve said that they are aware the player will stay in Germany this summer and that the club are unwilling to sell the player.

This quote is about Gotze. Never actually seen Dortmund this season but I've heard the guy is a really exciting talent? Glad we are paying close attention to him and in contact with Dortmund at least.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

How to win Premiership 2011/12:

Sell Rosicky (2m), Squallici (4m), Almunia (Free), Bendtner (8m), Chamakh (12m), Vela (5m), Denilson (5m), Randall (Free), Hoyte (Free). Buy Gary Cahill (12m), van Nistelrooy (3m), Hazard (20m). Promote Lansbury, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Benik Afobe and Pedro Botelho.

Not gonna win you the league.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

Gotze is really really good a hoy hoy. Not ready for the prem yet imo but with a Champions League campaign under his belt who knows. Got a lot of playing time in the second half of the season after kagawa went down. Still only 18 I think?

pandemic, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Does Goetze pull out wide or can he play in the hole? The defence doesn't need another player who would leave them exposed at the back.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 May 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)

you were stretching a bit to get all of those in

charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Thursday, 12 May 2011 09:16 (fourteen years ago)

He plays kinda leftish drifting in James. Some similarities to Ozil. Not really a winger at all but you wouldn't put him in a 2 in central midfield. Which is a roundabout way of saying-yes he probably would be yet another player that would leave you exposed at the back. The kind of creative player Chelsea more in need of than you tbh. He's like a potentially much much better Benayoun imo

pandemic, Thursday, 12 May 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

^^^didn't get it.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

iniesta is like a much much better benayoun

maybe much much much much much better

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:02 (fourteen years ago)

Speaking of creative types from Dortmund, where does 2006 Rosický fall on the Iniesta to Benayoun scale? His continued presence in this squad is the saddest thing about '10-'11 Arsenal i.m.o.

boxall, Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

rosicky was much much better than benayoun, back in the day

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

BTW pandemic or anyone if you could recommend a match to seek out in which at least two of Şahin, Götze and Bender excelled I'd be grateful.

boxall, Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Is Iniesta particularly like Benayoun?

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Six out, apparently. Denilson, Almunia, Rosicky, Arshavin, Vela and Cesc?

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 08:02 (thirteen years ago)

arshavin's a cert to go anyway

Replace him with jon walters to show you mean business imo

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago)

Cesc, rvp, Szczesney, vermaelen, nasri and Theo, I'm hearing

Ismael Klata, Monday, 16 May 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

In, improbably: Vertonghen, Lombaerts, Fontàs, Jeffrén, Willian, Miyaichi. BRB going to have a cigarette ...

boxall, Monday, 16 May 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal have reportedly secured their first signing of the summer with Ricardo Alvarez set to arrive from Velez Sarsfield.

The Argentinean attacking midfielder is out of contract at the end of the season, and South American media are claiming he’s already signed a deal to take him to the Emirates in June.

The move would represent a significant coup for Arsene Wenger, as the 23-year-old has been likened to Lionel Messi after enjoying an impressive season in the Primera Division.

Velez Sarsfield are currently top of the Argentinean league and Alvarez has contributed three goals in 25 appearances, but it’s the attacking flair and silky dribbling of the 6ft 2in winger that’s really caught the eye.

Alvarez holds an Italian passport and can play across the entire midfield, suggesting one of Tomas Rosicky, Andrey Arshavin, or Carlos Vela will be headed for the exit door.

Wenger has pledged to strengthen his squad this summer and news of the potential arrival of the little-known midfielder will come as no surprise to Gunners fans, who have become accustomed to obscure names arriving in north London.

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Have heard this from a multitude of sources, thank fuck he is looking to replace Rosicky and Vela. Sure I have no idea who he is but since when has that stopped a player being a cheap punt hoping he's not shit a potential superstar? Also lol any argentine being the new messi instead of the new maradona from now until forever. 6 ft 2? 3 goals in 25? sounds like messi!

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

So many reservations about signings like these. I suppose there's no price tag attached yet?

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago)

"currently top of the Argentinean league" is like being current holder of pass-the-parcel

Ismael Klata, Monday, 23 May 2011 08:21 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that system they have is messed up. Imagine trying to do the "who's up, who's down" math yesterday with multi-year relegation coefficients to be reckoned with as well.

Vélez are in the Libertadores semifinals, so they're clearly a good side. But I hope this Álvarez is on a free because his career to date isn't so impressive.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago)

So many reservations about signings like these. I suppose there's no price tag attached yet?

― boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 08:59 (1 hour ago)

he's on a bosman?

you hope he isn't good? why?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago)

Eboue to Rangers. Sad times.

James Mitchell, Monday, 23 May 2011 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

where you getting that? opens up alves as part of the cesc swap lol :D

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

good signing for arsenal, wenger has obviously realised the long standing need for creative attacking midfielders which has cost them so dearly in recent years. it's high time he abandoned his stoic safety first approach and put some faith in players who aren't just about physicality and hard work, but actually have skill too.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Monday, 23 May 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Basically I think the quality/talent in the current squad is maybe 15% of what's wrong with Arsenal (attitude of those same players is another issue). But it's at least 85% of what gets talked about year-round, and is about to rise even higher for the next few months.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

so what exactly is wrong with this squad? I follow Arsenal (and the Premiership) from quite a distance and all you hear about is how young these guys are and how they need some kind of father figure in the team to add that sacred "experience". Having never really played in a team sport, i'm always a bit skeptical about the importance of having a bunch of old guys on your side but I'm ready to listen.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 May 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Probably too much an internal-affairs matter to be identified from without, unless you're v. skilled at separating truth from bullshit in what's relayed by the press.

That said I do think there are problems that can be discussed outside of the transfer-rumour world. Last I checked this thread was 200 posts behind "Tottenham are still" so we might as well try to recapture that "big thread" mentality and hope results follow.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

there is 2 major problems, and a couple little ones. sort those 2 out and we should, in theory, be by far the best team in the league. they are: defending set pieces and injuries. the little ones are keeping with 'more experienced' players instead of giving youngsters a chance (lol i know, i know) - arshavin only started to show a bit of form this season when he was dropped for theo but when he had a free run he couldn't care less; no real defensive midfielder while full backs AND centre halves still get caught too far upfield etc.

basically new defensive coaches and physios are the most important signings needed this summer.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

Injuries are def. something I wanted to talk about. Raymond Verheijen's claims are very interesting to me. Given his personality I can understand why he's made so many enemies but there might be something to him. Has this article been discussed on ILF ever?

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

I think it got a 'this is a good article' nod but not much more. It is awkward to talk about. There is obviously something wrong (why can Milan lab and Verheijen work wonders while big clubs seem to have injuries by the bucket load) but as a fan it is hard to know what the magic bullet is, other than "they should make it happen less often". I mean I'd guess that Arsenal training sessions would be anti-survivalofthefittest like Verheijen claims is the biggest problem and yet we still have massive problems with it? It's not something you can easily approach in conversation the way say transfers or tactics can be.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

AHH re: "no real d-mid" - I thought you liked Song? Do you think he's too undisciplined/goes forward too much?

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

I heart Song but in any other team in the country he would not be seen as the anchor.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

Always had the impression arsenal was traditionally pretty rich when it came to def. mids

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Diaby has given lots of people that impression based solely on his physical resemblance to Vieira. If they'd kept hold of Flamini or Lass Diarra they'd be rich indeed in that area.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Ugh, unintentional rhyme.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal need rah-rah, boisterous high-character guys like Parker and Samba. This squad is too young & voiceless. Cesc is not a leader, Arshavin looks like he doesn't give two flying fucks playing out there. Nasri is holding out for more money but wants assurances for reinforcements this summer.

It would be a dream to win the Hulk and/or Falcao sweepstakes (lol) but we all know Arsene is more stubborn than a privileged, prepubescent nose picker. Perhaps returning to a 4-4-2 formation would bring out the best in the underachievers.

wabi sabi, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's the name. You can't have someone named Hulk playing at Arsenal. Just can't. Too grotesque, too larger-than-life. Arsenal can't employ superhero footballers apart from Peter Parker's like RVP. Chelsea? Yes. I can see them pulling off buying Hulk, but Arsenal, never.

Falcao at Arsenal on the other hand, I'm down with that.

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

Hulk's quite medium-sized and plays wider, Falcao is a true striker but he's almost comically undersized for such a good header of the ball.

I hope they get a proper chance at Europe with Porto though.

boxall, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Just noticed that Roger Johnson would be a perfect signing if ever there was one to be made this summer.

All depends on how much we make from Cesc tbh. And Bendtner. And Arshavin. And Denilson. And if we get any pennies for Almunia. etc.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

keep bendtner, play him upfront for a change

getting rid of cesc will only help ye in the medium/long term.

get a shit footballer and stick him into dm. it will send the right message to the rest of em.

you don't have a goalie, and wenger can't train them up. buy a championship journeyman. same for cb.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

have faith in both chesney and fabianski tbh

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

Just noticed that Roger Johnson would be a perfect signing if ever there was one to be made this summer.

lol

nakhchivan, Monday, 23 May 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

i think he may be the most objectionable player in the epl, or was until yesterday obv. he's just not had the exposure he so richly deserves

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

keep bendtner, play him upfront for a change

^Yeah, this. It didn't happen much this season but when he and RVP were played together the team scored something like 3.5 goals per 90 min. If Bendtner doesn't go would love to see the two of them start - if he does go, try RVP and Chamakh.

Van Persie's goal-a-game stretch was marked by a near-total absence of scoring from everyone else. There are various reasons to believe this is coincidental but it's worrisome all the same.

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

it's down to playing him on his own, with the assumption that arshavin will cover the ground from the left

fabregas missing for pretty much all of that run too tho?

wenger stopped playing chamakh very all-of-a-sudden for a guy that picks abou diaby for 6 years. i don;t think he was great but he was getting goals when he was dropped.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

he went 14 games without scoring iirc

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

yes but again, this is a manager that has made abou diaby into a professional footballer, in the strictest understanding of those combined words. almunis still gets a game at ye ffs. chamakh was still breaking into a team at cf, and had scored some goals- ie demonstrated more ability in his position than either of those players ever have. if diaby even has a position tbh?

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but they told us when he came (or the year before, drawn-out process that it was) that he wasn't a goalscoring forward. Crouch may have made the notion of such a player laughable but the team scored a lot when Chamakh played this season and I think he fits the offensive system well rather than just being a tall CF who's supposed to knock them in.

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

i agree, team was scoring a lot more when chamakh was making a nuisance of himself in the box.

tho he looks the poorest player technically in the front VI imo

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

diaby played for auxerre in ligue 1 iirc

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

ya for a fucking dare

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

he was alia dia's cousin ffs

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

Almunia got dropped for our second choice, third choice and then a retired player. Diaby is pretty fucking awesome on his day. Chamakh was a useless waste for half a season who not only missed every easy chance handed to him but also seemed disinterested in our team game to the point where Wenger saw Bendtner as a more viable option.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

The player Wenger sees when he looks at Diaby is more of a theoretical/nostalgic concept. It's possible he could have been that player if he wasn't injury-prone. Still plays for France even under Blanc, or would if he were healthy.

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

bendtnenednner was preferred to chamakh.....on the right?

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

chamakh is a useful player, about as good as you'll get so long as you play 433 and he has to fit around rvp's injuries, or not if he stays fit

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

almunia got two full seasons or more? extravagant point wenger was making there, whatever it was.

diaby has fewer 'days' than alaskan december

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

Almunia made eight league starts, Diaby 13 - one is probably gone and the other is a squad player. Unless they're whispering "yr gonna fail" into the starters' ears on the team bus they're not really the problem.

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

well i mean if either's on yr team bus to begin with it sends a pretty shit message imo

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

almunia got 1 full season. last season he was regularly dropped for both fabianski and mannone, this season fabianski and chesney.

diaby, like anderson and ramires, has all the talent and none of the consistency.

when bendtner came on he'd usually play on the right of 2 up-front.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

diaby and ramires lack quite a lot of technical skill

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

if your gk is constantly getting dropped for other failures then he's either the starter or you need to sack yr manager just cos

diaby is not as good at football as either of those other players. that's just the str8 up, ok

only saw bendtner playing rw as a sub, pr certainly that was his position 90+ of the time i saw

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know what you are trying to achieve here

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

He's helping us close the gap on the Spurs thread - only ~150 to go, down from 200!

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

boxall conference

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

i am trying to achieve SLEEP ffs, going over the three pillars of wengdom again should prove sufficiently numbing

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

Wenger should make a move for M'Vila who seems to blossom quickly into the kind of player Diaby should be/should have been

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 07:32 (thirteen years ago)

Finland’s men’s football coach Mixu Paatelainen has not selected Jari Litmanen for summer internationals against San Marino and Sweden. Paatelainen picked 19 players who will be part of the squad for the European Championship qualifiers.

The squad includes Alexander Ring, HJK Helsinki’s 19-year-old midfield starlet, who is less than half 40-year-old Litmanen’s age. The squad will be completed later this week, and Litmanen could still join the squad after HJK’s cup tie against FC Lahti on Thursday.

Paatelainen is also holding a training camp for players on the fringes of the national team. Dual citizens Carl Jenkinson and Lauri Dalla Valle, who will then join up with the under-21 squad, are included. Defender Jenkinson has just signed for English Premier League club Arsenal.

The Finnish FA confirmed to YLE that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger had approved Jenkinson’s arrival to join up with the Finnish squad.

http://yle.fi/uutiset/news/2011/05/litmanen_left_out_of_finland_squad_2617232.html

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol wut

if we have the new jari litmanen i think i will ejaculate. but instead lol wut.

wenger seems to actually be playing Football Manager with real life.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

This is the Charlton kid there were rumours about in April.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Most surprising fact dug up from '10-'11 match reports so far: a midfield with Nasri but not Cesc meant very few goals. Cesc + Nasri versus just Cesc was about even, though. Yet to draw conclusions from this.

boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

it means cesc is a v good footballer?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/iwrk34.jpg

harlan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Put that down!

http://yfrog.com/gz64wuhj

boxall, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Sigh, was supposed to link to this: http://yfrog.com/gz64wuhj

http://yfrog.com/gz64wuhj

boxall, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

lolz.

more and more i hear '30m + 2 non-essential players of our choice'. in which i say, wooooo! keita and mascherano and enough to buy benzema wut

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

This training-ground arrangement wasn't part of the supposed Cesc deal, was it?

Keita would be OK ... do young players on the outskirts of their first team count as nonessential? If so, any of Fontas, Jeffren and Thiago would be great. I know they'll never let the last of those three go.

boxall, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

RIP Tom Cruise.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

There are no words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pdi83i_StM

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago)

Why we aren't spending our war chest, or how we are spending our war chest:

Barratt London have announced that it has exchanged contracts on a deal to build 375 new private homes on the doorstep of Arsenal’s Emirates Stadium – completing the final piece in the nine-year Ashburton Grove regeneration project.

Together with 50:50 JV partner L&Q, Barratt expects to start on the site in Queensland Road, N7, in January 2012. This is the second major JV which Barratt has announced in the capital with L&Q in the last six months.

The £128m development will comprise three residential towers with units ranging from studios to 1,000 sq ft penthouses priced at more than £500,000.

Although there is no social component, L&Q (an RSL) will be acting as a development partner on the scheme and will take an equal share of the profits. Barratt’s first major partnership with L&Q - the 27-storey residential tower at Alie Street in the City - started on site earlier this year. The £100m development will deliver 235 units by 2013 of which 64 will be affordable.

Alastair Baird, Regional Managing Director of Barratt London, said: “We are delighted to be delivering a second landmark scheme in conjunction with L&Q, who share our commitment to building the high-quality new homes which London desperately needs.”

“The homes will be situated literally yards from the stadium and we expect them to become as sought after by Gunners fans as the properties at Chelsea Village are by Chelsea supporters.”

Mike Johnson, Development Director at L&Q, said: “We are very pleased to be working in partnership with Barratt to delivery this landmark scheme, which will provide much-needed high quality new homes in a place which is especially important to many Londoners.”

Arsenal FC Director Ken Friar said: “We are delighted to have signed with Barratt. This is the last piece of the jigsaw in our new stadium project which has delivered huge regeneration to the Borough of Islington. 2,500 new homes and 2,500 new jobs have been created over the past six years. I am proud that we stayed in Islington and proud that Arsenal has helped contribute to the local community in this way.”

The first units at the development, designed by CZWG architects, will be on sale in September. The scheme will also comprise 440 sq m of commercial space and the build programme is expected to take three years in total.Barratt is the only major national housebuilder with a significant presence in London. Its landbank of more than 7,000 units in the capital comprises 30 sites located in 16 London boroughs.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 20 June 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

Word is they are looking to double that 128m in 5 years, which will pay off the stadium 15 years early.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 20 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

i remember literally nothing of my contribution to this thread 23-4 may, 2011

but i was otm and i would like to point that out

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

"three pillars of wengdom" was excellent, I'll give you that.

boxall, Monday, 20 June 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

ya apparently this is how stephen king feels about cujo

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

darragh what is your pint of choice when contemplating north London football?

boxall, Monday, 20 June 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

i don't drink as much as you'd expect while ilxing or watching/contemplating tbph, but it's moren likely gonna be a peaty scotch of not less than ten years

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lic0x4RRfz1qz5hh4o1_500.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago)

Also, RIP JET. We're doomed.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

?

damn it. i hear mascherano cherry looking to fuck him up, too. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago)

Aaargh, gooner here very frustrated at cesc and nasri, cesc, love you but over rated, issues with injuries now and to used to acting bigger than the club, if we can get 35 m for him, bye bye fella, let's see how you like going from captain to sitting on a barca bench. Hope this doesn't upset mate rvp as I feel he is vital to nxt season.
Nasri- this hurts more, strangely, contracts are so useless now but why is his run down so much??....guess club kinda refusing to be held to ransom after, finally, a good season from him...I'm at the point to say f.u. wantaways, you're causing too much noise, disrupting the club, bad influence on younger players, don't care if we finish midtable as long as we don't get into pandering to a handful of egomanaics over the whole team, also, excited by prospect of vermaelen and koscielny and szczesny together in the box, don't care what you say, all deserve more faith
:)

crushedrobot, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago)

otm tbh, but i dunno will board and majority of fans share yr sentiments re midtable

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

except for sczelczkny, notm there

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

Hate to see Darren Dein succeeding in his plan to ruin the club after the board took away his dad's job and the director's box him and his mates used to get pissed in every game.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago)

huh never expected this thread to bait random googlers

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

Uh? He's posted before (something about 'Jol out' I believe)

Anyway, what's Lady thingy up to with all these barbs at the board?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

crushedrobot was on transfer thread iirc, but fresh blood don't hurt imo.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

oh my bad

she doesn't like them and don't think they are right for arsenal as shown by her selling all her shares to one of them

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

Denilson's agent Gerardo Santiago:

"The only certainty right now is that Denilson will be at training with Arsenal on July 7. Are Spanish and other Italian clubs chasing him? Currently there are no negotiations.

"With Wenger we often talk about other issues, but we have never touched on the topic of a possible departure for Denilson."

Wenger out.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

Yes xp, welcome crushedrobot, and don't let the board bully put you off. You were our top summer target. Just a pity it's Arsenal really - couldn't you be persuaded to follow maybe Sunderland or Birmingham instead?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

sunderland fan would be choice imo

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

Would like a Norwich fan.

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

'overweight Newcastle fan with a massive sense of entitlement' and a short fuse still the holy grail imo

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

i tick all but one of those boxes tbf

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

hold on, I've just described Raoul Moat

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

rip u legend

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

The Adventures of the JACK WILSHERE GANG

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

future interior life of

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

Love the url with that (non) story

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

The rest of the squad must terrified of him. I'd like to see Bendtner try wearing trainers when that guy's around.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

SSN going big with "Man City have a serious interest in Samir Nasri"

Number None, Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal will be utterly loaded by the end of the transfer window.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

So Clichy out is a done deal too? If Cesc and Nasri leave as well, no doubt Van Persie will leave in winter, too?

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

Clichy going to Roma for £7m is what I've heard for ages.

Gervinho may have had his medical or it is tomorrow? Maybe?

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't Clichy on the way to ManC?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/30/arsenal-gael-clichy-manchester-city

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Roma already have a really good left back. City seems more likely just b/c they're weak at that position.

don't start nani, won't be nani (boxall), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

well was it the poof brigade or not?

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

it's alright to be a horrible cunt as long as you play for arsenal and no england.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Mr Osbourne added: “I saw one of the men grab Ben by the lapels of his jacket. Ben said ‘Go on then, hit me’ and the man said ‘I will f****** hit you’. He then let go of Ben and walked over to me."

The lad knows how to ask questions of the defence - "Is it the poof brigade?", that's quality build-up play right there - but where's the finishing, where's the commitment.

don't start nani, won't be nani (boxall), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

So Clichy out is a done deal too? If Cesc and Nasri leave as well, no doubt Van Persie will leave in winter, too?

Van Injury's agent is also Darren Dein. The board should tell him to kick that cunt to the curb after his shenanigans with Adebayor and Cesc during the past three summers.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

and henry iirc

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah because Van Persie chased the godlike Adebayor away lol

xp

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

In the Dutch press at least Van Persie has increasingly expressed his frustration playing for a club that somehow are champions of not winning anything. If Nasri, Clichy and Fabregas leave he's out too. Maybe not this summer, but within a year, I'm positive about this.

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Oh you meant Darren Dein not Van Persie, soz :-)

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

hey i wonder if rvi can stay injury free for a season

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

sell him nasri rosicky diaby all, keep fabregas, buy some fulltime professionals, sunderland and newcastle have already bought several players each that could have helped arsenal.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

xp He had a scare in that Brazil friendly a few weeks ago, ankle injury I think, looked nasty at first but he got up.

It's true about Newcastle at least, Yohan Cabaye might have been great at Arsenal.

don't start nani, won't be nani (boxall), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

Arturo Vidal is going to be a boss in Copa America for Chile.
I doubt Wenger will sign him up though.

Mantis Toboggan M.D. (wabi sabi), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe the board had a £10mn offer for Diaby ready to go and Wenger vetoed it. Should have bitten their hands off. Can't think what he's playing at.

Out of the six players who were meant to be leaving this summer, there's not been a bid for any of them so far. It's Rosicky, Almunia and Denilson who should be getting sold, not Cesc, Nasri and Clichy.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

who's gonna bid for those jokes? We'll get rid of jenas first.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

Xp funnily enough, I keep an eye on sunireland, having lived in durham and being irish, is someone suggesting wickham's an arsenal loss?? Hmmm, I'm hoping chamakh turns out to have had settlinginitis and comes good, hoping we get an injury/ form and youth promotion boost to offset the uncertain outcomes in this window..e.jay thomas, Ramsey, vermaelan, diaby? Arshavin......xxpost- jack wilshere gang, lol....groan, he's been looking like a tabloid dream for a while.... already!!...need him to focus his limited braincells on the pitch... Its gonna be eventful, regardless the ins and outs

crushedrobot, Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

saw e jay thomas play during one of the playoff matches

The boy is no footballer

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

Think JET is for the chop tbh, probably next summer after another loan period.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

is that nippy japanese walcott dude who was on loan at feyenoord gonna be part of the squad this season?

r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

hey i wonder if rvi can stay injury free for a season

― � (a hoy hoy), Thursday, June 30, 2011 8:14 PM (3 hours ago)

if he could, someone would have bought him years ago

probably following the usual arsenal route of asking to leave, being kept for a year of grudging subpar performances followed by a smaller fee being accepted the next year

nakhchivan, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

is that nippy japanese walcott dude who was on loan at feyenoord gonna be part of the squad this season?

― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:36 (Yesterday)

Nah, work permit issues

nakh i was kidding

� (a hoy hoy), Friday, 1 July 2011 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

With Clichy's depature imminent, would you guys favor John Riise to Arsenal?
He'd be a serviceable stopgap for Gibbs who is 1-2 years away and he'd be on the cheap.
I don't watch much Seria A, can someone tell me if he's still a top level performer?

I can't really think of another sensible replacment for Clichy tbh.

Mantis Toboggan M.D. (wabi sabi), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

I think he's still excellent but the style of play in Italy is so different, I'm not sure if he's been challenged as a defender like he will be in the Prem.

Vermaelen can play left back, if Wenger picks up another CB or really likes Djourou-Koscielny as a partnership.

don't start nani, won't be nani (boxall), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

roma was about to replace riise with clichy. might still leave i guess. i like the guy but he was pretty bad last season (on par with any other roma defender tbh), slow and horrible positioning.

sonderangerbot, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

LB is one of those positions where I trust Wenger to find someone who may be a bit unknown, solid and French/playing in France - it's his bread and butter

� (a hoy hoy), Friday, 1 July 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

like clichy

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

This cannot be true. Obviously "Vital City" aren't the most credible source but

http://www.manchestercity.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=246133

Advance Notice: City Sign Gael Clichy
Manchester City will sign Arsenal left back Gael Clichy as early as tomorrow, Monday 4 July Vital Manchester City understands.

By all accounts the 25-year-old France international representatives have finalised the deal and an announcement is expected around lunchtime.

The transfer is expected to be in the region of £19 million while the player himself can expect to receive a salary of £110.000 a week.

More on this breaking news as we get it.

Number None, Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

that's gotta be rubbish

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah more than likely. Funny if true tho. Maybe Arsene knows what he's doing after all.

Number None, Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

he sure knows how to sell first team players ya

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

You're trying to have it both ways darragh.

boxall, Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

heh and why not

In this particular instance, if that price is anywhere near accurate, no-brainer decision obviously.

But it's true that they don't have a better lb, vermaelen is better at cb and needed there anyway, and i dunno would i be blasé about wenger 2011 replacing him with as good or better.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 July 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah this idea "lb is a wenger position" is baseless, the only one he's ever signed is clichy and he's fucking shit, delighted it appears he won't be at liverpool.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 3 July 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

would have been a pretty clear improvement on what's at lfc already, tbh, and added badly-needed width attacking besides.

He's not as good as BAE tho, and ffs it's not like benoit's the perfect player. 19m or anything above 5m is great business.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 July 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

dunno, he's a really poor defender. some width but i wouldn't want him really overall.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

So shit he had gave Messi his best game last season. The only one he's ever signed? Including CL winners Gio and Silvinho?

He's the third best LB in the league and if our tactics covered for his attacking ability instead of his defensive issues, he'd be incredibly effective. Playing with someone as workmanlike as Milner in front of him will make him look a lot better than having Arshavin wonder what this 'defending' malark he keeps hearing about is.

Also lol £19m for a full back with 1 year left on his contract. If true then that is beautiful and can afford us p much any left back in the world as a replacement.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

So it seems as if we are selling Cesc, Nasri, Clichy, Bendtner and possibly Arshavin to replace them with... Gervinho. I mean I trust Wenger more than most but I can't remember such a bleak looking summer. (Still gonna put a bet on us to win the league the day Cesc goes - presuming the odds rise like they did when Thierry left - damn you Martin Taylor!)

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

jeez i can't make head nor tail of your xp, but it seems as if you're yet again defending a player based on his best game out of 50 instead of his avg performance

In which case, y'know, you're supporting the right team anyway

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

clichy is a game lad

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

city seem to be doing the barcelona thing of hoarding left backs for different occasions, kolarov for strength and setpieces, clichy for overlapping runs, wayne bridge for some obscure purpose

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

Then playing a right back more than any of them.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

I like Zabaleta, though.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

zabaleta is a game lad

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

It would be funny if after a promising beginning Mancini does like Ranieri at Valencia: imports every wantaway player in Serie A and fails miserably.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

That's post- not pre-Chelsea Ranieri obviously. Abramovich made him a broken man.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

zabaleta levels up to defeat each new challenger he'll be the world's best player in three years

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

that reminded me of

And while Pearce has insisted the former Lazio player had all the credentials to make it in the Premiership, the City manager accepts the move has not quite gone to plan.

"Bernardo cost Valencia £7million from Lazio," Pearce told the club's website: "He has got 13 international caps, is 6ft 3in and 29 years of age.

"All those statistics add up and a CV of one goal every three games, at a price which the club would afford, made it a sound choice.

he didn't mention how corradi only scored three goals for valencia

nakhchivan, Monday, 4 July 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

Well Clichy also had a very good season overall but whatever. Cannot win on herre. I mention one thing and you go "oh you are ignoring this other thing for a reason!" Pffft. Clichy only really has 3 things wrong with his game - the tendancy to be caught too high up the field, defending set pieces and losing all brain power when he faces Drogba. The first two I think Mancini can knock out of him and Drogba will eventually go away.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

I also think that Clichy is a top-five PL left back, and that he'll stay.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago)

sam our methods are rigorous but consistent stfu whinging.

He's good attacking but rooney's a better defender, that's all.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago)

WENGER STEP THE FUCK OFF OUR DOYLER U TWAT

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 July 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago)

12 MILLION IS AN INSULT TBH

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 July 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago)

Please take one of Bendtner or Fatty Vela in exchange, please.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago)

srsly think Bendtner could do a job for us. not as swapsies for Doyle tho

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 July 2011 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

P sure Bendtner isn't one of the six out, but he might be getting a loan out somewhere.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 08:17 (thirteen years ago)

doyle at arsenal.

Wenger knows... how to read my posts

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

course what arsenal really need is bentley on the right with jenas shoring up the middle 20m the pair is top business imo

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 08:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/04/article-2010893-0CDB6CFD00000578-802_634x486.jpg

Clichy and a cunt in Manchester, yesterday.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

Chelsea in shock move for Arsenal’s Theo Walcott

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 July 2011 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

At this point I think someone's planting these stories just for a laugh.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago)


Chesney

Sagna Djourou Koscielny Traore

Wilshere Song

Ramsey

Chamakh Bendtner Vela

solid top mid-table finish.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago)

top

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago)

Cesc, rvp, Szczesney, vermaelen, nasri and Theo, I'm hearing

― Ismael Klata, Monday, May 16, 2011 11:42 AM (1 month ago)

Oh no no no, what 'ave oi gone and dahn?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

Aren't you making a move on Benzema with the Cesc money?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago)

forgot worldbeater diaby merdey

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:13 (thirteen years ago)

if all these players go and are replaced by nothing more than six stewart downings by the start of the season, only might i be concerned about arsenal's capacity to qualify for the champions league. but do y'all seriously thing arsene and the board have been simultaneously struck down with dementia or something, or can you entertain the possibility that this apocalyptic scenario which so many of you gleefully fantasise about might not, in fact, come to pass?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:14 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think anyone thinks that for a second, tbh. I don't.

It's when rvp goes that yer fucked, that's not gonna be til next year. Though he will be injured for six of the interim months

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago)

Still 2500/1 to go down btw. Not that you will, but you could be a lot shorter odds than that before this is over.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:19 (thirteen years ago)

Six out, apparently. Denilson, Almunia, Rosicky, Arshavin, Vela and Cesc?

― James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 09:02 (1 month ago)

Replace Cesc with Clichy and I think was right. Nasri doesn't count.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago)

Finishing out of the CL places isn't unthinkable at all. You only need to be caught by one other team.

It's the core of the team that's going just now, and not yet being replaced - llook at what happened to Liverpool two years ago, and that was just losing Alonso, and I think Gerrard to injury.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:25 (thirteen years ago)

joeks aside, there's no team in england loses nasri and fabregas that shouldn't at least worry about replacing them, and arsene had other things to worry him this summer anyway with gk and cb being the usual pain in the perenial

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:25 (thirteen years ago)

Being linked with Valbuena today

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:29 (thirteen years ago)

leandro damiaio on way to spurs or so it says

Someone please tell me he can head the fucking thing

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

stewart downing's not the worst template for what arsenal need, btw

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

Not very good though, is he?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno

List me some players that are 'very good', like

He's good at scoring and crossing, i dunno. Covers a lot more ground than say arshavin

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago)

He's never impressed me much tbh. Can't imagine Arsenal fans being too thrilled about him playing for them.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:41 (thirteen years ago)

Beggars can't be choosers

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:41 (thirteen years ago)

lazy daily mail benefit fraud/scandal zing here

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:43 (thirteen years ago)

joeks aside, there's no team in england loses nasri and fabregas that shouldn't at least worry about replacing them, and arsene had other things to worry him this summer anyway with gk and cb being the usual pain in the perenial

As I pretty much said, I don't disagree with this analysis. But Wenger has known for the last year that he would almost certainly lose Cesc this summer and I can't believe he assumes everyone else at his club is perfectly happy unless the papers report otherwise and is therefore without a plan b. Similarly, he knows that if the club don't qualify for the CL then his efforts over the last ten years to build a financially sustainable football club will be for shit. I guess I'm just waiting for things to happen, or not happen, before I throw my lot in with the gleeful soothsayers and doom-mongers.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah of course

But that's not gonna pass a monday morning is it?

Cmon in and defend arsene vociferously, you'll enjoy it, we'll enjoy it, nobody gets hurt except sam's butt

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago)

or i could do this:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ake/lowres/aken217l.jpg

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

ramsay/wilshere aren't disastrous replacements for cesc obviously

Arshavin on lw, do need dedicated cover there imo

Still no real dm

rw/striker interchangeable in wenger's head, can't understand this

One beefy cb, one lb, and a vg experienced goalie

Shopping list pretty much as was even with departures

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago)

bugger, forgot the image tags. finding myself agreeing with darragh has unnerved me somewhat.

I still think it's more important to sort out the defensive strategy - whether or not that means replacing players - before worrying ourselves with the attacking options that we may or may not have at the start of next season.

wenger has always been good at just plopping in any old player to replace departed first-teamers so i'll be really annoyed if this shit distracts from the problems at the back.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:54 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw i don't think clichy leaving makes any difference in that respect.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:57 (thirteen years ago)

how the fuck is djourou not first on any departure list, he is appalling

r|t|c, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

So many appalling centre backs to choose from at AFC?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah he's a good sale at around the 9m quoted today

Having trouble shifting bendtner, what kinda price is being sought? Should have though the likes of wigan or bolton would jump

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

12m apparently

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently Arsenal hardly ever lost with Djourou in the team last season? Admittedly I heard that pre-Carling Cup final.

Stuart Downing is too slow, too direct, and too shit to ever work at Arsenal.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

If he didn't play for a top club he'd be a quarter of that.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

xp

Ismael Klata, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

almunia 400k
clichy 5m
squillaci 2m
djourou 3m
bendtner 8m

anyone paying more is off their rocker

r|t|c, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus, even Rangers could afford Almunia

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

It's not Fabregas Arsenal need to worry about losing really, it's Nasri's goal threat. But I suspect Nasri is a little shit whose head and attitude aren't going to give a whole season's good performance and Wenger isn't really the manager to change that. Maybe purging all these flakey types in favour of some professionals with a better mentality isn't the worst thing for them. Chicken/egg though since so many of them came up through Arsenal.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, again, i'm comin off as downing stan #1 here but i think the ability to cross the ball has become seriously underrated in english football.

Downing's stats hold up, iirc?

I mean there's plenty of quick wingers out there that aren't worth two shits- lennon and theo p much head the list.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but come on if Arsenal were really going for a wide Villa midfielder who can cross effectively they'd have been better off going for Ashley Young, who can at least run as well.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

So shit he had gave Messi his best game last season

was this the first leg? in the second leg barcelona passed the ball in behind clichy about 300 times.

LocalGarda, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal don't bid for ashley youngs, that's a given.

They don't bid for givens, they're not young enough.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:26 (thirteen years ago)

You're wrong there, Don Givens must be in his 50s by now

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

kuyt etherington giggs silva adam - downing matches or beats for pl assists

Bale young anelka arshavin balotelli - downing matches or beats for pl goals

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i knew it, blew yer minds huh

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

Blew our budgets

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

1. GK is not a problem anymore.

2. Losing van Persie isn't that big of a deal - dude doesn't play for half a season. Replace him with a consistent 1 in 3 hardworker who can last a season and no-one will really care that some other club is getting 2 months of an amazing player.

3. We aren't going for Downing. We are going to announce Gervinho any day now.

4. Cannot see any team below us usurping the 4th spot - come on. Oooh not Jordan Henderson! So scared!

5. Yeah we need a DM. Much more than we need a replacement playmaker. The cunt Wilshere and Ramsey can easily fill Cesc's position imo, if they have someone to actually cover for them, while Song plays the middle man.

6. Djourou had an appalling end to the season but from August - March was about as good as any half in the league tbrr. 3m is trolling on this thread.

7. Clichy is a talented dude but like RVI, if we can replace him with a solid dude who isn't easily beaten down the wing and can defend set pieces, I don't care if they never cross the halfway line or can cross.

8. We need: a replacement for Clichy unless Gibbs suddenly learns to not have 4000 injuries, a centre half who doesn't have secret ambitions to score 10 a season, a hardnut DM, Gervinho. So 2 replacements, and 2 major problem areas.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)

1. Really? Is Chesney actually a top-level goalkeeper? I'm not buying it.

2. Yep.

3. Sensible.

4. Maybe but that's not the point, YOU NEED TO WIN SOMETHING.

5. Yep.

6. Perhaps. What caused that appalling end to the season though? Surely not just injury? If it's a mental collapse then he needs to toughen up or go.

7. Maybe, how many fullbacks are there like that now though?

8. And a goalkeeper. And a striker with consistency and minimal injuries.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

and a gk

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

How would Arsenal's second half of the season look without Van Persie's contribution though?

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i think rvp's contribution to the team is being swept here.

Even tho team is shit when he plays well

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:05 (thirteen years ago)

I remember Chesney making 1 mistake in 5 months while making game saving saves every match. He is also a lot better at communicating with the defenders than we've had in forever. I dunno what else he can do to convince people. Also Fabianski was looking very good before his injury, so we have a capable 1 and 2 who should push each other.

lol at the YOU NEED TO WIN SOMETHING coming from a Spurs fan.

6 I can't answer.

Not many but they do exist. Baines for example is a pretty dull left back who rarely feels the need to go forward (although when he does he is good at that too!). And maybe it's only because I only see them in big games but i think of Enrique as a solid defending full back at Newcastle.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

Oh I'd love for RVI to magically become RVP again. He has the talent to be the worlds best centre forward. But he's fucking injured all the time and has been for 6 years in a row.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

chesney does nothing out of the ordinary ffs

Fabianski is laughable ffs

We both need to win something, but we've made progress in the last few seasons. And yr expectations ought to be higher, quite frankly.

I know i overcriticise gks and cbs, but seriously dude djourou has lols goin for him and nothing else he rivals alton thelwell as most milquetoast young defender i ever did see wtf is he doing at a top four team

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago)

I honestly cannot name a 20m or less gk out there who would be better than Chesney. Given can't get ahead of the kinda shitty Hart, so why would we want him?

My expectations are higher but they are also realistic. A manager who won the double only a season ago got fired for coming second. Only 1 team can win the league and only 1 team can win the CL. Some years its not going to be us.

I watched, say, 95% of Arsenal games last season and saw incredible performances from Djourou week in week out, often against the best strikers in the world. Yes there are questions as to why he fell apart in the last two months but to say he is just lols is trolling.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

One thing is sure that many of you will have been well aware that McNulty has the final say on the most turbulent phase of Arsene Wenger's tenure at the club:

If Wenger can get more than £60m for these three players - and it surely unthinkable that the club's board will not hand him the funds he has brought in - then he has the opportunity to shape a new Arsenal built around Wilshere, Van Persie and Aaron Ramsey alongside the young talent he cherishes such as goalkeeper Wojchiech Szczesny.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2011/07/arsenal.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

to say 'incredible week in week out' is no more accurate

To say 'some years' is avoiding everything that's relevant, why bother having a discussion at all.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

why bother having a discussion at all.

― Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:52 (1 minute ago)

I'm not the one bringing it up? But you know there was a time in football when having won 2 league titles in 10 years wasn't seen as abject failure in the eyes of every fan.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

i'm a fan of arsene, but he's not doing nearly enough to address obvious issues. That's led to a ?six? year drough while treading water, some achievement

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

At how many clubs does making a CL final count as treading water?

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol ok man fine, wenger's doing a great job and djourou's world class

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

never said either of those things.

just gets my goat when supporters of a team like spurs, who should have a reputation, and do have a trophy cabinet, similar to arsenals get pissy that we haven't won anything in a time where we have been doing a lot better on and off the field at their similar goals.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, but that's bollocks

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

so ye just stop

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Gap btwn this and the Spurs thread now under 50 posts, good job guys.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

You're missing the point. When I said YOU NEED TO WIN THINGS I meant to stop the steady erosion of your pulling power among top players, not 'OMG you are shitter than Spurs'. Your stature relative to Spurs is basically irrelevant here, it's your stature relative to Chelsea, United, Barca that you need to worry about.

Most Spurs fans and casual observers would say that Spurs have broadly been on an upward trajectory over the past five years (and we've won a trophy in that time as well, against tougher opponents than Birmingham City). That might all come to an end now, but even the most charitable Arsenal fan would be hard-pressed to say the same thing about them over the same period.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

it's monday, fyi

Ye did fuck all all weekend when i was out of coverage so don't blame me when i have to pick up yer slack

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

matt nailing it there

We're not nicking yer chips, bigger teams than us both are

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

It's impossible to predict how top players will regard a move to Arsenal after Wenger leaves, but yearly CL qualification is probably the most important feature of the club's last 15 years that needs to be maintained. So far, so good. I don't think many Arsenal fans would trade a year without CL football for a League Cup - don't think the League Cup does anything for "pulling power" either.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

We're not nicking yer chips, bigger teams than us both are

this feels pretty much otm to me. when I saw that note in the Chelsea/Walcott piece about Valbuena being interested in joining arsenal my first thought was "really?". my second was to assume that he can't be good enough for anyone else to have expressed an interest.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

who have ye 'pulled' recently?

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but that has always happened as far back as Brady to Juve etc. And hey, we are addressing it? Built that big ol' stadium to compete on wages? Remember that? And then there is the 'oh no, utd and barca are getting further in debt by buying our replaceable players' thing, which considering i've just spent 10 minutes going on about the short sightedness of football fans...

Look, I think we have underachieved. I think we can do a lot better. I think it is hurting us in a market where we are still seen as one of the ten best clubs in the world when we should be competing to be one of the best five in the world. (I think it is hypocritical of players to complain about it considering it is themselves who are the only ones who can win or lose games). But I think we are working on it, bit by bit, maybe a bit too slowly at times and I also don't think it matters as much as people say. There are only 5 other clubs in the world where Wenger would be branded a failure, 3 of which have unsustainable debts and the other are coasting on a sugar daddy.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

This 'who have ye pulled' thing is a misnomer too. How often has Wenger got in bidding wars or been after the player the papers all go on about? Pires, Ronaldo, Baptista, Essien, Theo... struggling to think of many more names.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

wait, you bought all those world class players?

Fuck, my bad!

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

Never said we won those bidding wars, ffs.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

n1ck

I know exactly the feeling! Even modric was a huge worry until i saw him play a few games.

Saves us from 'obertan syndrome', tho

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

xp losing 'reported' bidding wars in no way supports a single thing you've said

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

My point was 5 examples in 15 years maybe suggests a different transfer strategy than the one you are saying we aren't doing well at. Because we aren't trying to do that...

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

Matt/darragh: You need to be worried about competing with Real and Barca in the transfer market

Me: Why? Are they suddenly all over the Toure's and Koscielny's and Chesney's - Arsenal don't often go for the big name signings

darragh: Yeah but who have ye pulled out of their grasp recently?

Me: Well I just said Arsenal don't really have a transfer strategy based on that.

darragh: I don't understand you.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

i know you're not trying to

But i, and others, are suggesting that once in a while you simply have to, or you lose the world class players you nurture yourselves.

And that's shitty tactic in the long term, regardless of how much you get for those guys

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

not to sign players ya dolt, to keep the players you have!

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

I think Wenger may have decided that Cesc and Nasri are past the point of no return in terms of his ability to reaffirm their belief in the club. They leave, possibly along with anyone else that disaffected (Clichy, apparently), and it's *possible* that their fees purchase a world-class player or two and a new cycle begins. If the club has 50m+ in its pocket by mid-July and still brings in no one before September, that would be worrisome.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

So basically nuturing superstars en masse, in which one or two may want to leave to massive profits that can be reinvested is a shitty tactic?

I agree on your point but would also like to point out that Arsenal work to a budget - we can buy Gervinho at 15m but we aren't exactly going to go wading into the Sanchez or Rossi situations when we also need to find a DM, CB and maybe some other players for the prices Barca and Real are spending. We can afford to buy 1, maybe 2 10m+ players if we don't sell anyone.*

*It could have been different if we didn't just knock 1/3 of the debt down and invest in Queensland Road, a development expected to make us at least £150m.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

I think Wenger may have decided that Cesc and Nasri are past the point of no return in terms of his ability to reaffirm their belief in the club. They leave, possibly along with anyone else that disaffected (Clichy, apparently), and it's *possible* that their fees purchase a world-class player or two and a new cycle begins. If the club has 50m+ in its pocket by mid-July and still brings in no one before September, that would be worrisome.

― boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 14:45 (3 minutes ago)

Sure. I don't think we are looking at one or two world class players when what we need is 4 or 5 talented hard workers tho.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

go support an interior decorating firm

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

i agree with the strategy, but wenger's hitrate in the 7-10m range has not been good- and a long way from what it was for equivalent purchases from the late 90's until the invincibles got vinced

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I know which of those options I'd prefer, but Wenger can't risk confirming other clubs' fans' suspicions re: pulling power, so let the bidding wars commence.

boxall, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

7-10m range from the past five years:

Rosicky - initially a success, body fell apart: 35% success
Hleb - ok he could have scored more but was to us what silva currently is to city tbrr: 65%
Sagna - one of the two best rbs in the league most of the time: 90%
Nasri - pots and usually great: 80%
Arshavin - ummm...: 40%
Theo: with Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola declaring that “you would need a pistol to the face to stop him.”[5] 65% but gonna rise, come on.
Koscielny - 80%
Eduardo - Not his fault tbh: 20%
Vermaelan - One incredible season, one of ridic injuries: 65%

So I'd say his hitrate is a B-. Also lol at Pep shooting Theo in the face.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, Hleb Nasri and Arshavin were 10+

But won't losing those bidding wars comfirm those suspicions more than going for other players?

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

Wouldn't rate Sagna that highly tbh

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Good for you.

Darragh we agree on most of these things. Is it just because its a slow day you are being a dick?

Wish we could confirm Gervinho or something ridiculous happens with another club in the next hour to change the topic

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

The rolling "Quiet day on ILX" thread. [Started by Mark G in September 2007, last updated 8 minutes ago by Post-Manpat Music (dog latin) on I Love Everything] 11 new answers

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin Doyle to Arsenal is a thing on Twitter so could get started on that?

Smells like a geography book (Chris), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not being a dick but we are disagreeing

Btw your b- for wenger, at your own ratings, is 57.5% on avg.

Some b-

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Koscielny - 80%

You are kidding, right?

Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

Other than his 2 reds, can't really name a bad match he was involved in.

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

i'm trolling you, like

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

go support an interior decorating firm

― Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:53 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

new board description imo

r|t|c, Monday, 4 July 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

avoid this thread like the plague when i'm not working

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

poll for thread title changed to "When, if ever, did you stop thinking Arsenal were one of The Big Clubs?"

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

wait til fabregas goes, but really it was prob when henry left them

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

when they dropped out of the top 4

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

when improvement became a secondary aim, he countered

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

what is the first?

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

Moral superiority

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

fair nuff

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

there's a first tier, po-faced refusal to spend supposedly available money sits proudly on't alongside po-faced refusal to acknowledge dirty work as a necessity, there's probably at least two other pillars of faith btwn those and 'winning the league' ranked in order of importance to wenger imo

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

I think i covered all that

Number None, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

i lx on a phone i dont get xpost preview warning fyi but yeah you otm

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

efficiency vs effectiveness, y'know? Efficiency is beautiful and satisfying but someone needs to force wenger outside the self imposed boundaries of his antfarm because the gap is not insurmountable and the resources are there and giving the likes of chelsea, utd and city free run at titles but pretending it doesn't count in some way because they 'bought them' is a copout when arsenal under wenger are well fit to genuinely compete without necessarily matching them pound for pound in transfer spending.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

oh fuck that 'refusal to spend' this secret fort knox of money bullshit. we spent 100m this year knocking a third off the debt - should we have just ignored that like utd do? should we have just spent 100m on a couple players for the sake of it? you say wenger sucks at transfers then you berate him for not buying enough... of players you presumably think wouldn't be good enough! is there anything he could do to appease this tottenham fan?

� (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, to be clear, i wasn't referring to yer v admirable property business sideline, which will leave you in a great position in three or four years time, if there aren't still three other clubs printing their own money and if none of the obvious contenders don't eclipse you in that time.

Right now, if we can leave it aside? If the money's not there to spend on the obvious and necessary transfers that would lock this team down as challengers, the club should say so- do you think that is the case?

If it is the case then the core activity of the club is suffering disproportionately in the short term and this should be addressed.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

deems you are getting trolled into discussing the minutiae of the finances of a lucrative london based russian-american entertainment company

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

and i don't think wenger sucks at transfers, but doing it on the cheap is patently not working anymore (and i am talking in terms of title challenges here, to be clear- if you want to defend cl qualification as the goal and level then we're not having the same conversation tbh). You admit as much yourself with your own avg of c.56% above, and frankly that was v generous on some players.

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

xp nah i'm tryin to get sam focused on footballing targets tbh

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

There is about £25m to be spent supposedly - I guess +7m now - £15m of which is being spent on Gervinho.

The club has always been honest about not being able to spend similar amounts to our competitors. But yes, I agree that they should continue to be honest about it.

'Suffering' makes us sound like cancer victims. The stadium was built to afford to pay the wages of stars like Cesc and Arshavin and we wouldn't be in such a strong position right now without it.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

the club and tbh yourself are not being honest in depicting financial constraints as being the bottleneck here, tho

Get a shedload of unblinking journeymen in to shore up gk, defence and dm.

Money isn't stoppin that happening, and it's been overdue for years now

I'm getting drawn into a raft of other stuff, but tbh that's the summing up here

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

and i don't think wenger sucks at transfers, but doing it on the cheap is patently not working anymore (and i am talking in terms of title challenges here, to be clear- if you want to defend cl qualification as the goal and level then we're not having the same conversation tbh). You admit as much yourself with your own avg of c.56% above, and frankly that was v generous on some players.

― Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:03 (2 minutes ago)

See the thing I don't understand is- what is the opposite to 'doing it on the cheap'? Do we just ask the bank for a huge loan? What if the players we buy still aren't good enough to win the league? What if they are, we win 1 title and then still go bankrupt? Would I prefer to support Fa Cup winning Portsmouth or Arsenal? We pay the 4th highest wages in the league, and considering 2 of the teams above us in that list have to pay for it with oil, that doesn't come cheap. Should we pay hire wages to wantaway players like Nasri and Clichy? Where does that money come from? The transfer budget?

I want Arsenal to challange for the title. Hell, I want them to win the title. Regularly. And I, like you, can look at transfer targets who could potentially put us in that position. But crazily enough, I also think the people who run Arsenal want that too and having a track record of title wins and terrific purchases in the transfer market within budget - don't feel they need every fan being a dick to them about how they try and do it.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

Journeymen! They'll win you things! Just look at the successes of them all! Not like those talented know-it-alls, they never win shit.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal should bid for O'Shea.

Number None, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

We have to secure Konchesky, Chimbonda and Harewood first.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

They don't have O'Shea's knowledge of winning things though. He's got five league medals. Five!

Number None, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

My bad. Maybe we could get Gudjonsion too. Those two could really make us win everything!

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

you thought this thread was tedious

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 07:33 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno where you can't see an operating gap btwn overpaying 'young talent' to buckle every year and simply paying the equivalent wage to some steady campaigners with no imagination to, y'know, not throw the same points away in feb/march of every year.

You can only imagine an arsenal with the awesome djourou, diaby et al permafourth or total bankruptcy?

I dunno why.

Ps if you think arsenal are above john o'shea you're cracked

Darranzhi MacKhakhala (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://arshavin.eu/file/7355.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago)

I have a feeling that if Arsenal actually bought a 'journeyman' or 'steady campaigner', probably paying the English-player premium for him, the reaction itt would be hilarity. It's only abstractions that can be praised w/o fear of looking foolish - put an actual name out there and everyone will hedge their bets saying he's shit and the club overpaid by half.

boxall, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

the hilarity itt is basic'ly the point

INRI lyfe, lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

I would still enjoy a list of four or five steady campaigners that Wenger should be targeting this summer.

boxall, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

and also tbh while you've made a sensible point, the fear of looking foolish, overpaying by half or even just criticism along those lines isn't a reason for the club not to be considering this type of deal.

Do you disagree that some lower level english clubs have lower level english players that would nevertheless be good adfitions to m wenger's brilliant but brittle squad

INRI lyfe, lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

xp i'll get to it, i don't want to rush in, yr analysis will, i imagine, be somewhat rigorous

INRI lyfe, lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

Given, Samba, Parker, Bowyer, Fellaini

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

With you on all of those except Bowyer.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

given, barton would no doubt horrify but can't think why not, as punts, if city will deal for the former

Ha xp

Samba prob quite expensive, prone maybe to being caught out a bit positionally, but yeah an improvement on current first teamer koscielny/djourou

Bassong and palacios from us, i think. Cant make up my own mind about the former tbh, wilson needs managing.

Up front, john fkn carew son

INRI lyfe, lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, Barton not Bowyer xp - was struggling for #5, but he'd be great for Arsenal

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Samba, but as a striker.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Of the players listed I'd only be happy with Fellaini.

Darragh just looks like he could be on the Spurs payroll at this point.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno why you're fixating on me, i'm not picking on arsenal here any more than i pick on man u, lfc, man city or spurs when the focus pulls in close on those clubs.

INRI lyfe, lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

Nah I just mean you seemingly can't go 5 seconds without trying to flog a Spurs player.

� (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

can u fuckin blame me

I didn't rly try to name two of our worst or anything, i do think those two would get squad time and, heads right, prob first team. Both great at times during our cl qualification season

VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

Palacios is decent but would at best cover for injuries. (Although it might be wise to rest Wilshere an extra 10-15 matches over the course of a season.) Would rather have Kaboul than Bassong, and Samba before either of them. I still think Koscielny might turn out to be really good.

boxall, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

palacios, in form, is a player you dont have and badly require

VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

See the thing I don't understand is- what is the opposite to 'doing it on the cheap'? Do we just ask the bank for a huge loan? What if the players we buy still aren't good enough to win the league? What if they are, we win 1 title and then still go bankrupt? Would I prefer to support Fa Cup winning Portsmouth or Arsenal? We pay the 4th highest wages in the league, and considering 2 of the teams above us in that list have to pay for it with oil, that doesn't come cheap. Should we pay hire wages to wantaway players like Nasri and Clichy? Where does that money come from? The transfer budget?

i think that answered "When, if ever, did you stop thinking Arsenal were one of The Big Clubs?"

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

Fellaini cost Everton 15m, so you probably wouldn't be able to get him for cheaper. Read a report today that Arsenal made a last minute bid for Stekelenburg but he'd already agreed to join Roma.

Number None, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

Alvarez has gone to Inter

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

But Arsenal and Liverpool now duking it out for Mata apparently

Number None, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

Alvarez has gone to Inter.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Remember Robbie Savage, of all people, suggesting Arsenal should buy Samba last season + his fellow broadcasters collapsing in mirth

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

He could have suggested they buy Messi and no one would take him seriously.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

Of course, I wouldn't either but he might have got that one right

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Ian Wright weighs in:

"Since when did Arsenal become Manchester City's feeder club?" he said in the Sun.

"And with Cesc Fabregas looking a goner to Barcelona too, its very, very sad to see. How on earth will Arsene Wenger attract any top players to Arsenal?

"It's come to something when a player like Clichy feels Arsenal is not good enough for him anymore.

"I'd love to see Wenger being given the same sort of transfer pot that the likes of Jose Mourinho had at Chelsea, or Andre Villas-Boas will get. The same backing Alex Ferguson enjoys at Manchester United.

"I'd be so curious to see where he goes and what he does with it.

"But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.

"Fabregas has clearly recognised the fact that Arsenal will not be competing with their rivals in the transfer market.

"That's been going on for some time but the whole transfer thing is like a house of cards. Once one big name wants out, the rest see it and it all comes tumbling down."

Wenger has long been accused of being conservative in the transfer market, with the frustrations of fans growing owing to a six-year trophy drought.

Wright believes that the Frenchman should start to fight back, by making moves for rival club's stars.

"What I'd like to see are some bullish signings," he added.

"Go out and chase the likes of Michael Essien. Get him back on top form and he's a fabulous player, plus you'd be getting a player from Chelsea, one of Arsenal's supposed rivals from the Premier League and just across the River Thames.

"Then go for keeper Joe Hart and Vincent Kompany and get your own back on Manchester City.

"Make the rest of English football sit up and take notice for once - not just Arsenal fans who can see the lights going out on their club."

Number None, Thursday, 7 July 2011 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.
But I have my suspicions that he would still dither about, take too long to make up his mind and then plump for someone in France or Spain hardly any of us have ever heard of.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

just across the River Thames

someone get Ian Wright an AtoZ.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

Then go for keeper Joe Hart and Vincent Kompany and get your own back on Manchester City.

It's that simple!

Number None, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

LOL Joe Hart

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago)

He's English and all of us have heard of him.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

Just across the English Channel as well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago)

I'm actually sort of surprised he didn't suggest Wenger throw in a bid for Shaunie

Number None, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

Mr Mancini we would like to purchase Joe Hart and Vincent Kompany
They're not for sale.
Wrighty have a word.

pandemic, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:13 (thirteen years ago)

Mr. Wenger should go down Dulwich Hamlet, check out some of their players, English lads we've all heard of... oh hold, on that's south of the river

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

What a stupid article. They shouldn't get Essien and Kompany, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are fucking way better! Wright=Moron.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think that even i suggested clichy was abandoning ship as opposed to yknow being shipped out for decent money.

Seriously tho wenger beef them up a bit wrighty otm about harty kompanyy and big chrissy sambay

VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

Wright's clearly an idiot but lamenting the feeder club thing is otm and what I hate about this summer. Like Valencia or Dortmund have a great player so there's a (correct) assumption that Real or City or whoever can take their pick. These are really big clubs in their own right! They shouldn't just exist to pass on to six or eight giants.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

That's being going for years though

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)

Valencia have more problems than just being a feeder club

Number None, Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

the flipside is the vdv's the schneiders et al.

All these transfers do is spread the cash and raise wages for good but not great players happy to be benched

VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

� (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

£101.65 ffs. The Liverpool game will have to go to extra time to get my money's worth.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

Are you a red member James? Is it worth it? I'm tempted to get one as a gift for someone who might only be able to go to a couple of games in the season. Idea would be to let them aim for tickets for good games, rather than say a Tuesday morning match against Swansea.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 09:13 (thirteen years ago)

Well, Prem games never go on general sale. And you can't can't buy your way to Silver membership, you have to go through Red first.

You have to be really quick to get tickets for most games. First game of the season went on sale today at 10am, and by the time I refreshed and got in at about a minute past, only family level and the expensive seats on the halfway line were left. But it doesn't update properly and it still shows you the cheaper tickets in other blocks are still available. Fell for that before and missed out.

Even for the games against yer Stokes and Boltons you have to be on the ball within ten or fifteen minutes of the games going on sale.

The access to the member ticket exchange is pretty worthwhile, though. I've bought decent seats for about £35 using that, all depending on whether the season ticket member who sits there can make it or not.

If he's the sort to pay attention to when the sale times start (sometimes it's 8am, sometimes it's 9am, sometimes it's 10am, seems to be random) and can put aside 15 minutes to sit and click refresh, I'd say it's worthwhile.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago)

I'd heard the ticket exchange is useful, thanks. Is that one-member-one-ticket too? i.e. would I have to also get myself a membership so he could try for a pair of tickets to a game?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago)

Yup, you would, but you can link membership numbers to each other so you can buy tickets in pairs and you don't have to pay two lots of booking fees.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 10:06 (thirteen years ago)

Alright, thanks. May have to cross that Rubicon myself then; or I could condemn Ismaelito to a life of frustration I suppose.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 10:09 (thirteen years ago)

oof, that scuppers my plans of paying the emirates a visit when i'm down there. are league cup games any cheaper and more likely to be available on general sale?

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago)

I did see a league game on general sale once, but it was against Hull.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, Hull won didn't they? Would've been great fun!

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

League Cup games against lower-division teams usually go on general sale and at reduced prices, but thats because in 5 yrs he'll be playing for watford away etc.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

What costs £101.65? Your membership or your ticket for the Liverpool game?

Chris, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Membership's about £30, hence it being within my gift budget. £55 for the kiddie one gets you a cuddly dinosaur.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Bought a seat about 12 rows on the halfway line.

Only other seats were on the top level behind the goal and still cost the best part of £50.

It's my birthday present to myself is how I'm justifying it.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis will meet Barcelona officials on Friday over the future of Cesc Fabregas.

BBC Sport has learnt that the Gunners are yet to receive a second bid beyond the £27m Barca offered last month.

But the club are prepared to sell their 24-year-old skipper if the Spanish giants meet their £40m valuation.

Majority shareholder Stan Kroenke will not take part in the talks having flown home to the US after a visit to the Emirates on Thursday.

Enjoying the AFC end-of-season finale, to borrow a new favourite ILX phrase.

James Mitchell, Friday, 5 August 2011 11:10 (thirteen years ago)

Gone from "not for sale" to "can we talk?" rather quickly.

a million anons (onimo), Friday, 5 August 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

Udinese is a decent draw, considering they've just sold their best two players (and we haven't yet.)

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

They're no Young Boys of Berne.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 August 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dgf4T.png

James Mitchell, Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cones2.jpg

nh (cozen), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

lol

carstens, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

i'm watching the france-chile friendly and marvin martin seems like a guy that arsene could sign this transfer window. physically he looks like valbuena which kind of scares me.

Mantis Toboggan M.D. (wabi sabi), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

Martin was briefly agitating for a move in the press but only to one of the bigger French clubs, he was pretty explicit about not wanting to leave France yet. Of course you can't really trust what these players say.

Great player though from what little I've seen.

boxall, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

Just posting here now for a year's time when we're going through all the Cesc shit again with Van Injury, thanks to that little scrote Darren Dein.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'm surprised there's no proper talk of that this summer tbh. In a way his injury rate is one of his top attributes for us you.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago)

He'll have 12 months left on his contract this time next year, and considering that every other player with Dein for an agent has left Arsenal...

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^^ding ding ding ding.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:43 (thirteen years ago)

get 20m for him asap and buy a fulltime player, no probs

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago)

Same thing with Ledley King - if it hadn't been for his injury record he'd have signed for Chelsea or United long ago.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah. there's a reason hargreaves and woodgate were/are free transfers

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago)

Has Cesc gone yet? I was on crap mobile internets over the weekend and twitter was saying both he and Nasri were gone.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Not yet, no.

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

ah well, I suppose a process like this is complicated and it's only right it should drag on for a couple of years days while they iron out the little details.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

According to the most recent reports the last detail to be ironed out might be how much Cesc has to pay out of his own future Barcelona wages to inflate the fee.

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

that's what I read at the weekend - someone tweeted that he's sweetening the deal with €5m of future earnings at €1m per year.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

i think that's a bit sad, or I would were he not still getting paid 200x more than me. still, if he's that desperate to leave, for the sake of a relative pittance, why don't they just let him?

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

That seems to be FCB's position, or at least that of Xavi and others when they're quoted in the Spanish press. 'He's sad, he's desperate, how can Arsenal be so petty and unfeeling to demand monetary compensation for losing their 24-year-old captain to a wealthy rival club?'

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't this just another way of saying he will be taking a pay cut? I suppose it saves him paying tithes - when Pique and Abidal talk about the orphanages they're funding, Cesc can cite his support of Stan Kroenke's conglomerate.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

if he's that desperate to leave, for the sake of a relative pittance, why don't they just let him?
If he doesn't ask Arsenal for a transfer, he gets £1m off us for each year of his contract left. And he's got four years left.

Can't want to leave that badly, then.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

A. Iniesta owns a vineyard that is the shirt sponsor of his boyhood club (just relegated to the third division) beginning this season.

Fabregas ought to take a pay cut, really - going from primary playmaker and overall talisman at Arsenal to just ahead of Seydou Keita in the CM depth chart at Barca makes it essentially a vanity move/buy, for the player and the club.

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

I would love to own a vineyard.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.vinissimus.com/images/bodegas/inie_fic_1.jpg

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

I thought Cesc was forgoing the £1m per year Arsenal 'owe' him for not requesting a transfer which is where the 'Cesc kicking in £4m for transfer' came from. Haven't heard anything about future Barca wages.

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

Hell yeah xp. I might shop my own face on that later.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

aw poor baby only gonna make about 6m a year instead of 7m

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

i really don't see why arsenal should be at any loss whatsoever because fabregas 'really wants' to go.

If Barca don't want him enough to pay the going rate for a player of his age, talent and profile - say 35m up front as a minimum- then everything else is just noise that arsenal's negotiating team are paid well enough to ignore out of hand.

Regardless of whether or not Fabregas wants to go that badly, then he should be informed of that price, told the ball's in their court, told stfu.

Really, FFS. Levy OTM.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^real heads know whats up

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder what state his hamstrings are in, and which club's medical staff he's more forthcoming with at this point.

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

roffles if he's fucked like overmars and vieira were. hadn't thought of that.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

or, y'know, rvp and rosicky

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

overmars 27 and viera 29(?) when they left arsenal. Fabregas is only 24, he'll be fine.

pandemic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

did someone post the stan thing

nh (cozen), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

(spanish press reporting cesc deal done btw)

nh (cozen), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

spanish press been saying that for years, wait for the bbc or arse.com

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

55m + 25m existing kitty = 80m

benzema 25m, cahill 15m, m'vila 15m, vertonghen 13m, martin 12m = 80m

sorted, nuffin long

r|t|c, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

amazed that wasn't an a hoy post

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

ya, felt frivolous

r|t|c, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

237 players worse than abou diaby

275 scott dann

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Saturday, April 30, 2011 9:36 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

More likely

boxall, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

FEE AGREED!

cesc4official Cesc Fàbregas Soler
Just got my new blackberry bold 9900. Its amazing!!!
24 minutes ago

r|t|c, Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

comes with predictable pretext

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

9.50am: Arsene Wenger's just been on Sky. Here's what he had to say.

People forget that 4-4 [at Newcastle last season] is normally a good football game as you see eight goals and that we had an exceptional first half and we were only caught back when we had ten men undeservedly so and had two unfair penalties given against us.

Is this what he told the players about this debacle?

pandemic, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:01 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously, what's the point in being interviewed on telly if these are the kind of answers that he's going to give? He might as well read out the contents of a Pot Noodle. Utterly pointless, and it's making him look mental.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:13 (thirteen years ago)

can't remember the details of the penos, but istr that the red card was a poor call.

I don't mind these comments if they're true, tbh.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago)

Nu-Rafa imo.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:21 (thirteen years ago)

Nah the red card was for pushing Barton to the floor in front of the ref after a hard but fair tackle. The penalties, one was stonewall iirc, the other against Squillaci was soft but by no means ungiveable.

But all besides the point tbh. I mean 4-0 up ffs.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago)

digging wenger's new trackie
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/17/article-1214205-0679A006000005DC-725_468x329.jpg

nh (cozen), Friday, 12 August 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm hearing that Arsenal football club is very interested in the young Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas?

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal have a tricky start to the season - I know it's lol Newcastle first but they could well beat them or at least get another silly draw, then there's Liverpool and Man United. Fuck that lot up and Wenger could be looking very uncomfortable very quickly.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

The whole spiritual home welcome back from your hellhole North London deathcamp shit from Barca re Cesc has me half hoping for Arsenal and Real to win their respective titles. Only half-hoping, mind.

Realistically I think they'll be a comfortable 4th (with Spurs & Pool failing to improve enough to squeeze them out) but who knows with Arsenal tbh.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

Depends who they sign really, it doesn't look like a top-four ready squad at the moment. I'd imagine Wilshere will be played further up the field this year which is probably good for England, but I dunno, very threadbare in the middle of the park right now.

Gervinho might be brilliant though.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

He'll probably be good, in that recent Arsenal sort of way.

Number None, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago)


Chesney
Sagna Koscielny Vermaelan Gibbs**
Song Wilshere
Theo** Arshavin* Gervinho
van Injury

Fabianski
Jenkinson Djourou Squiggle*** Traore***
Diaby* Ramsey
Miyaichi** Rosicky*** Vela**
Chamakh

*not good enough for our first team,
**not good enough for our first team/seen as a reliable back-up yet
***need to be sold and replaced

its a team i expect to come 4th but fuck me does wenger need some primal scream therapy.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

TheRealEboue Emmanuel Eboue
Goodbye@cesc4official, we wud miss&remember u. you left in a dignifying way. not like some ppl are about to do. not 2 mention thier NAS name

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

In his defence I don't think Twitter allows the passive-aggressive use of strikethrough.

boxall, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

is TheRealEboue really the real Eboue? He seems even bonkerser than one would expect.

What do you have against Theo, a hoy? He seemed v good last season when actually fully fit.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

Ramsey's a bit forgotten in all this. How good/broken might he be this year?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

would have question marks over chesney walcott koscielny and gibbs, injury marks over vermaelen and rvp and 'not sure that works' mark over midfield of wilshere/song.

We know nothing about gervinho as yet tbf.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://emob41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/manutdmrs/shearer.jpg

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Gervinho's been far and away the standout player of the preseason matches, he looked to have a good understanding with Van Persie right away.

As Wilshere's out till next week I'd play Song Rosicky Ramsey, the latter ahead of the first two.

boxall, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

We know nothing about gervinho as yet tbf.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:01 (1 hour ago)

some of us don't totally ignore european football

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks for that.

We have no idea how gervinho will work at arsenal nor in the epl

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

because wingers have never gone from french football to arsenal or the premiership

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Ha WTF when you dig in you dig in

Fine, gervinho is cast-iron guaranteed a success without having played a competitive game for ye.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

Pull up a chair son I'll tell you all about the first preseason bentley spent with us

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

I've not paid any attention to pre-season fyi and have no idea how gervinho has done in an arsenal shirt so far.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

Also buying an experienced league winner who killed despite playing for the underdogs, not generally considered part of the French big 3 != Bentley.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

It kinda is p much

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

Bentley is No. 38 in the new Spurs squad, so i guess yiz have an opening at 5

Number None, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

rumours saying we signed jadson and he's in for a medical tomorrow - feel 15% better

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Ha WTF when you dig in you dig in

Fine, gervinho is cast-iron guaranteed a success without having played a competitive game for ye.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, August 12, 2011 6:29 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://knol.google.com/k/-/-/1m38742kj1jp7/7l6orf/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

Paperwork complete, I can reveal that Klata is now an Arsenal member. That's how you tie up a deal.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

has either cunto actually signed yet? cuz really

nh (cozen), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Word on the street is Monday. I think that's supposed to mean this Monday, but

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

is the word on the street twitter or guilleme ballague? ~fatigue~

nh (cozen), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

A vision of the future: Fabregas holding a pen above a piece of paper, forever.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

ilx- find by GISing 'kate bush tits', stay for the literary football gags

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

is Frimpong alive again yet? I just remembered that he was said to be set for some first team action before getting broken. No need to buy a new midfielder then.

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

he is. :D and riquelme(!) gave him thumbs up in pre-season

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol A+

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 09:47 (thirteen years ago)

if barton has admitted he went down to get gervinho sent off, as opposed to being in any way hurt by a light touch on the cheek, should the premiership take back the 1 match ban?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

no, because the offence occurred

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

No, cos the rules don't take into account how 'hurt' a player is.

pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

Song should get 3 game ban tho.

pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

he should and most probably will.

ok so if a player blatently dives and admits it to get someone sent off, would that be recinded? and what is the difference?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

If the player dives when there's no contact then yeah I'd expect that to get rescinded. If a player over exaggerates the impact of actually getting struck in the face then I guess that technically the 'striking' is still a red card regardless of extent of contact. Caek wd probably be the expert on this tbh.

pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

Earlier today before a free-kick Terry shoved Shawcross directly into the back of Torres, who then slapped Shawcross in the back of the head. Unfortunately none of these individuals received cards of any color or sustained serious injury.

boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

What Barton said was that he went down to "highlight the fact that i had been struck". Scummy, but not against the rules

Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Gervinho went down to highlight the fact that he had failed to score, equally acceptable.

boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe 'footballer goes down easily' is even getting discussion tbh.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

there was no offence for gervinho to highlight.

I'd have given him a yellow then a red then a slap

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

He didn't actively appeal though, did he? Seems like his only crime was not getting up quickly enough.

Still baffles me that, on the whole, ilx can't conceive of an occasion where a player would fall over absent contact and not be trying to con the referee.

Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

"he either gives the foul, or it's got to be a booking"

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

okay, it's not just ilx that can't tell the difference. it's just that expect better from such an erudite and analytical bunch.

Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Newcastle guy did make contact with Gervinho though.

Chris, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

and gervinho *did* fling himself to the ground.

By the same token, n1ck, not all contact is a foul. We can tell the difference, just in this case he was on a con job and, y'know, fuckim.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I thought people were disputing that there was any contact at all. Ignore me.

Chris, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Tiote made a lazy challenge even for him, just stuck his left boot out begging for Gervinho to trip/fall over it. He did, then made eye contact with the referee while lying prone. Referee didn't motion him up, just turned his back, and Gervinho had already done a half-pushup by the time Barton came over to defend the integrity of the sport.

boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

We can tell the difference, just in this case he was on a con job and, y'know, fuckim.

yeah, possibly. i'm just not as convinced as others seem to be that a player's intent is that easy to determine. plus i fall over a lot.

Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

If it was say Drogba, he would have stayed down another 10 seconds, gesticulating and shouting as play resumed, and Barton probably wouldn't have dared go near him, as more of an opportunistic bully than a fearless one.

boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

or maybe he just had a temper on cos you know some fucker stamped on him earlier in the game.

pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, because he's an angel normally

Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

Project over, chequebook closed.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

thank fuck all round

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0RKzu.jpg

nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

GOODBYE CESC - YOU WERE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED FOOTBALLERS I HAVE EVER SEEN AND ENJOYED SCORING AGAINST SPURS AND I WILL HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR YOU FOREVER

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

+1

boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

I can't find it now but someone not long ago posted on here that when the diminutive 17-year-old Fabregas came into the Arsenal first team, filling in for Vieira, "everyone said 'he's going to be killed.' Then they passed him the ball and nobody could catch him." A fitting tribute, especially if he never gets his burst of pace all the way back.

boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

Goodnight sweet prince
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wsyZZnEr8DA/Tck2uoDq0NI/AAAAAAAAANM/mInMo_8UX-g/s320/Cesc-Fabregas-young-Career-Summary.JPG

Number None, Monday, 15 August 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

Second time this week posting his greatest moment on ILX:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qldzp0vJjtk

Really looking forward to seeing Cesc play alongside the £15mn former Arsenal player Hleb. £15mn, what a bargain.

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5102/cescfabregas1iz8.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 10:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx131/imofish/footballers/fabregas-kiss-o.gif

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago)

Weird

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=k6vnvi.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:10 (thirteen years ago)

fucking hell they spent that money just to crucify him for leaving in the first place?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago)

looks like he's morphing into Xavi already.

Really looking forward to seeing Cesc play alongside the £15mn former Arsenal player Hleb. £15mn, what a bargain.

maybe after he makes three starts in the next two seasons he can return to his spiritual homeland of North London for £5m.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

Nanas08 Samir Nasri Official
I heard what the fans were singing about me on saturday and it is really disrespectful because i'm still a arsenal player

kinda aww but mostly...?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

It is funny I guess that 'honouring' a contract is as bad as demanding a transfer.

pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

xp ^^ He's lacking mental strength.

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ulAZCDmTb4

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

i don't have much to say about any of this other than that it is a joy watching Fabregas and Nasri play football and I'm sad that I'll be doing a lot less of that now.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Suspect Fabregas' mum is thinking the same.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 15 August 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

loool

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

nasri definitely gone?

What will wenger spend this cash on? He'll blow out now, right? Right?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

It is funny I guess that 'honouring' a contract is as bad as demanding a transfer.

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 14:36 (1 hour ago)

even worse really!

nakhchivan, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

What will wenger spend this cash on? He'll blow out now, right? Right?

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:59 (18 minutes ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Yh8QzLlyTNE/ThxebgsmvsI/AAAAAAAACvQ/DuD3HtnT5yI/s1600/17-I-lol.jpg

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

finding a picture of a lab full of developing embryos is surprisingly difficult.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

These little fellas are about ready to kick their first ball

http://cltampa.com/imager/test-tube-babies/b/original/2269926/23a7/test-tube-babies.jpg

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

that'll do.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

"We will try [to buy] but let's not forget that we have brought players in. I have Carl Jenkinson, we have bought Gervinho in, we have bought Joel Campbell in, we have brought Ryo Miyaichi in. You do not know them very well yet but they are all quality players."


sorted.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

Mousso Sow:

"I want to play at Arsenal," he said, speaking to Canal Football Club radio station. "I think my game is best suited to the Premier League.

"It is my dream and I want to be playing Champions League football.

Basically we should buy Lille.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

"You do not know them very well yet but they are all quality players"

Aye, right, Arsene, of course they are

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

tbf, the issue isn't arsene unearthing quality that's the problem, it's keeping them from moving out of the nursery once earthed

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

can't help but feel there are one or two problem positions for arsenal too, which may need remedying. obviously the entire footballing world will differ on what those positions are, it's up to wenger to decide if they can finally sign the sort of diminutive classy attacking midfielder they've sorely lacked for the last 4/5 years. no doubt he'll just continue hoovering up aggressive centre halves and defensive midfield battlers though. and god, how many world class keepers does one team need arsene????

LocalGarda, Monday, 15 August 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

Not just quality players but super quality.

Apparently Eboue is in Turkey for talks with Galatasaray, but Galatasaray's chief executive has turned up in London to meet him...

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

i like eboué

arsenal can ill afford to lose a long serving squad player will some talents and a sunny temperament

nakhchivan, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

also a tiger outfit

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

shock signing for Arsenal at centre half
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01288/SNN0901JT---682_1288955a.jpg

Number None, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

SSN saying Arsenal's win percentage was 47% with Nasri in the team and 63% without him - working out at a 0.27 points per game deficit when he played.

Opta tweeted earlier that Cesc has started only 60% of Arsenal's league games in the last three seasons.

So no big deal tbh...

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

nasri is a great fuckin player and statistics is shit

nakhchivan, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

you can prove anything with facts

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

retarded counterintuitive sub-freakanomics stats based arguments should go back to 2008 to die imo

nakhchivan, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/behind-the-numbers?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29

kinda interesting; kinda lol; kinda zzz especially day after cesc moves

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago)

30 of those 48 graduates have played fewer than ten first team games. Tough world out there for a trainee, even at a club famous for its breeding program.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to see how the money spent on youth development compares against the value of transfer fees from those players.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.spendsomefuckingmoney.com

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, SMDH @ Arsenal

A41 (admrl), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

"Imagine the worst situation - we lose Fabregas and Nasri," stated Wenger. "You cannot convince people you are ambitious after that. You cannot pretend you are a big club."

£25m for Nasri is impossible to turn down tho.

pandemic, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

hardstancing on nasri now is just ridiculous poseur bullshit, never mind financial considerations tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

Cesc on why he joined Arsenal as a 16 year old: "The offer they made me was brutal."

http://www.fcbarcelona.cat/web/english/noticies/futbol/temporada11-12/08/19/n110816118800.html?utm_source=FCBarcelona.com&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=FCBarcelona&utm_term=FCBarcelona&utm_content=Football

"I haven't come here to retire Xavi" - Xavi will be so relieved.

^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

How do you think it will be, working every day with your great friends Puyol and Pique?

For me it will be a brutal experience, and they’ll certainly help to get the best out of me.

I'm choosing to believe that it's not just a translator who doesn't quite grasp the word brutal, and that Cesc thinks he's off to the Kaibiles

peligro, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

Nasri just comes over as a jumped-up little shit who vastly overrates himself based on one good season and not having been tainted by playing in the last World Cup. He must be one of the worst players to manage, short of the drunks and the outright thugs.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

Gallas knows

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Kinda hoping 'arry offers City Gallas in part exchange for Adebayor.

James Mitchell, Friday, 19 August 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

Stevie T, Saturday, 20 August 2011 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahaha

pandemic, Saturday, 20 August 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago)

Heh, superb.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 August 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago)

DRUDGE SIRENS - NASRI IS STARTING???? - DRUDGE SIRENS

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 20 August 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago)

LOL @ that video.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 20 August 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

Nasri? To cheer or boo?

pandemic, Saturday, 20 August 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

good to see that Arsenal's season is already at the point where they're playing 18-year-olds out of position.

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 20 August 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.thefootballnetwork.net/main/s378/st170548.htm

Chris, Sunday, 21 August 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger given two-match European touchline ban by Uefa

r|t|c, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/8/19/1313750753509/Ars-ne-Wenger-007.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

OH YEAH WENGER HAS OFFICIALLY BOUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING PLAYER DRUDGE SIREN OF IRONY

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 August 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

Posted by Arsenal on August 22nd, 2011, 17:24 [Reply]

Wenger had a four pronged squad plan for this summer..

1. Keep our best players
2. Buy in top level players to improve the team
3. Sign young players with big potential
4. Promote from within

Please go read this article http://www.thefootballnetwork.net/main/s378/st170548.htm
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Posted by Adam on August 22nd, 2011, 20:09

1. Sell best players
2. Sign youngsters
3. ?????????
4. Profit

ok own up whoever made me lol

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 August 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

gonna take League One by storm in 2017

Ismael Klata, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

A 14 year old German Ethiopian who's not even joining until 2013? For fuck's sake, this is beyond parody.

There was a new batch of oddly named youth players in the programme at the weekend. Will dig them out.

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

ahem, Ethiopian-German-American, please.

boxall, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

Has Danny Karbassiyoon steered anyone wrong before, thought not.

boxall, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

Alban Bunjaku was a new name to me amongst the second year scholars, iirc.

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

was on fm11

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

d'you think that's why wenger bought him

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

bunjaki been w/ since age 9, not a signing

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 August 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

jaku*

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 22 August 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

it was not an honest suggestion tbph

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

I interviewed Tony Adams in May. He told me Wenger 'couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag.'

http://t.co/fz8Evw2

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Adams, on the other hand, knows coaching, as shown by his excellent coaching career.

The way he has constantly attacked the guy since day one has been bullshit. He may be in a shitty place right now but the likes of Weah, Bergkamp, Henry, Pires and co say he is the best coach they have ever worked with and the rest of that mid-nineties team say that his coaching ability got the best out of them at the (wenger-based) prolonged end of their career.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

Hmmmm, Adams seemed perfectly happy and content to be out of English football. I justthink he feels Wenger gets praise for the wrong reasons and George Graham doesn't get enough of it.

He was very fond of Wenger. I don't buy everything he says, but he's kind of right, that 91 team was every bit as good as the 98 one but is ignored in the rush to anoint Wenger as the saviour of Arsenal and English football. And many of the changes supposedly introduced by Wenger had already been brought in by foreign players and coaches with European experience like Hoddle. I don't agree with this post-Sky reading of English as a savage tribe that was liberated by Wenger the missionary.

Also, just cos you can't do something yourself doesn't mean you don't know how it should be done.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago)

There are plenty of reasons why the 91 team isn't remembered like the 98 team (Adams going to jail being 1 of them) that isn't because of Wenger.

And yes, sorry for using that argument. But psssh if he thinks any guy who has won leagues and trophies in different countries for decades doesn't know coaching. I bitch about Mancini and Rafa but they are still in the top 10% of best managers ever, and managers, especially in English football, cover everything incl. coaching as a p essential part of running a club

Graham is remembered as one of the greatest defensive coaches in football history imo - just unfortunately also remembered for some of the most dour tactics and bungs too. That '91 team was amazing, and wasn't that much different in '98, so that 7 year itch tars the memory.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway BBC saying Hazard may be a go, which is :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

Adams told me that Wenger turned down Hazard when he was recommended to him three years ago...

To be fair, I think he was really talking about defensive coaching - that's clearly the area Adams is interested in. I'd love to know how Gallas would compare the strengths and weaknesses of Wenger, Mourinho and Redknapp.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

Did Adams also tell you that Wenger liked to kick puppies?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

ha, didn't press him on that point.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

What's Adams like in person? Seems as if he's not quite the full shilling when you see him on telly.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

And yes, sorry for using that argument. But psssh if he thinks any guy who has won leagues and trophies in different countries for decades doesn't know coaching.

Steve McClaren will be one of these guys one day.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

HE'S INTENSE.

I liked him, he was incredibly polite and open, came without any sort of entourage, but he has a real intensity, very serious, very passionate and opinionated. He's smart and clearly takes the job of being a manager very seriously. He appears to have high regard for his own talents, so I guess that's drive and ambition.

Just realised the whole interview is online here. The stuff he says about the manager not being understood is more interesting than the Wenger stuff I think. He also said Hoddle was one of the best tactical and technical coaches he ever worked with.

http://www.bmivoyager.com/2011/08/01/footballer-turned-coach/

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)

Interesting. Don't know if you remember it, but that episode where he claimed to be the new Celtic manager (not quite on a par with thinking you're Napoleon in the delusions of grandeur stakes admittedly) was a bit 0_o

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

I remember reading about on here, but didn't see it. It's tempting to see him through the prism of the reformed ex-drinker, but wouldn't really be fair to judge him like that after just an hour of conversation (in a bar, natch).

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bmivoyager.com/2011/08/01/footballer-turned-coach/

great photo with that article, looks like a young Liam Neeson

The Vagina Monikers (onimo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

Goodbye Nasri - Thierry thinks you are a dick, and he's Thierry so I trust him. You had some cracking performances though and I hope you and Silva tear it up on occasions I watch (and still lose.)

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

you referring to that seat on the bus story or did TH say anything about him recently?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Hmm I guess the bus story but Thierry has never liked him in general?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

Thought it was Gallas he had the bust-up with over Henry's seat on the bus? Which makes it even weirder, I know.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

they all sound like dicks tbh

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Remarkable how little that's hindered them in their chosen career of professional footballer.

boxall, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

xp yup

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

anyway - what are now the prospects of getting Hazard or Marvin Martin (which seems a more realistic propsect IMO)?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

I thought you read the French press? Was hoping someone who did could tell us.

Wouldn't blame Hazard at all for waiting until after tomorrow at least to make a decision about Arsenal, he has guaranteed Champions League football already with his current club. Pains me to say it but players worse than him might be thinking 'I can do better' about Arsenal right now.

boxall, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

I do read the French press but tbh at this point their guesses seem as good as yours.

It seems that Hazard would be interested but Lille are pretty adamant that they will not let him go - so is Sochaux wrt Martin but I'm pretty sure a 25 MEUR offer would clinch it. André Ayew from Marseille seems like the easiest option, since he's got a 13 MEUR release clause, but as good as he is, he seems like the type of player already kind of has, ie. young, fast winger/attacker.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

All I'm getting from Brit/French press is that Lille is saying Hazard is def not going anywhere but then that could just be a bargaining position, too.

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

Lille already sold quite a few players this summer and as far as I understand they do not particularly need cash at the moment. Hazard sounds like he'd be keen to move but wouldn't make too much of a fuss if he stayed one more year. Lille already turned down this summer a 35 MEUR offer from PSG allegedly

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Random thought but Theo staring out the ref on Saturday and being a dick disappointed me. Always thought he was one of the nice boys.

Chris, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

They're all nice boys if you believe Arsene

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

The BBC are one of the few sources I genuinely trust so if they say we are actively trying to sign Hazard then I believe them. Having an article is quite different to their lol gossip section.

I've seen Marvin's name pop up a lot recently - is he any good? And what type of player is he? Seems like one of those buzzworthy names that pop up out of nowhere when sites try to second guess Wenger's lol transfers.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

Small, quick central midfielder, excellent passer, shoots from distance frequently and is good at free-kicks. (This is what I took away from watching him a few times for France but it also seems to be the general word on him.)

boxall, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Martin is kinda the new Gourcuff - he progressively made a name for himself last season by finishing with the most assists in the Ligue 1, then scored twice on his international debut. Think small, nimble and unfussy number 10

xp!

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

they could conceivably use new players in just about every position

wenger does his own thing though, having failed to sign jagielka two yrs running it seems he will buy players he likes if he can get them cheap, else won't bother -- there isn't the same spec purchasing of x type of player one finds at barcelona

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

gourcuff isn't very small or nimble btw

i'd love it if arsenal bought him, unlikely as that prospect may be

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

whats martins personality like? gourcuff comparison is worrying in that regard

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

personality in footballers is overrated.

Personality of manager matters

unfinested username clusterfucks i have groaned (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

says the guy who supports a team w/ bentley and used to have keane in it. i wanna know if he is a hard working type or a petty dick.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

sorry - I only mentioned Gourcuff wrt Martin as a new flavour of the month midfielder kind of thing. Martin seems much more simple and fast in his game

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

first is a foitballing characteristic, second an irrelevance

As a dude who lauds henry should know, tbh

unfinested username clusterfucks i have groaned (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

yah cuz thierry henry's personal foibles were never displayed during games

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

meh, he can have whatever foibles he likes, but display during matches is still a managerial issue, not a transfer consideration.

unfinested username clusterfucks i have groaned (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

idk exactly what we're arguing about, but they could use an unpleasant but demanding/intense personality. He probably won't be praised for leadership unless he's British or maybe Nordic and somewhat lacking in skill, but nevertheless.

boxall, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Dixon: There’s one story that I always tell when it comes to trying to sum up Arsène. It was one of his first games in charge and he came into the dressing room at half-time — I don’t know what the score was, but we hadn’t played well — and he didn’t say anything, just went to the chalk board and drew a couple of crosses and an arrow. Just as we were about to go out for the second half he pointed to the board and said, “You do this, you do this”, before clapping his hands, shouting “Come on!” and walking out. We all looked at each other in amazement. We ended up winning 3-1 and Arsène came in after and said: “Yes, I told you!” To me, that sums him up as a manager on a matchday. He has never, ever said anything to me at half-time or full-time that’s made me think, “Blimey, this bloke knows his stuff”. He hasn’t had to. He gets results in other ways.

[...]

Adams: Do you think Arsène Wenger could have done what George did? Is he the type of coach who could assemble a back four and work on it like George did?

Winterburn: Probably not. Arsène isn’t like that. He doesn’t really coach in that sense of the word. In many ways, George was the right man in the right place at the right time.

Dixon: Here’s a question. If you had one year left of your career, who would you rather play for — Arsène or George? Personally, if I wanted someone to teach me my job, to coach me on the training ground, I’d go for George all day long because Arsène doesn’t do that. But if I could pick someone to play for during my last season I’d go for Arsène every time.

Smith: So was it more enjoyable under Arsène?

Winterburn: Well, you were allowed to do what you wanted in many ways. There weren’t any restrictions. He left it up to us whether we went forward or not. He trusted our judgment.

Dixon: But I tell you what, it was only more enjoyable because George had educated us by that stage. With such a good grounding, we instinctively knew what was right and what was wrong.

Bould: So what’s the definition of learning? Because Wenger has totally different ideas from most people. He doesn’t put on a training session and go: “No, stop. You go there, you go there and you go there.” He doesn’t do that. He lets a session run and run and when things go wrong he waits to see if you can work it out for yourself. If you can do that, he’ll be happy.

Winterburn: In a way he’s just a better version of Harry Redknapp. Because that’s all Harry does. He brings players in and if they’re not good enough he takes them out again. Player after player after player. He doesn’t coach as such.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/arsenal/article2462721.ece

r|t|c, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

haha just found this, while we're on the subject...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/5517708998/

Stuart MacFarlane (5 months ago | reply)

This picture was taken on our pre season photocall day. This is the day we do the Squad shot and h&s pictures of the players.

During the shoot Steve Bould and Lee Dixon asked me to do a picture of the back four with all three trophies, I said surely the picture should include Martin Keown but they all insisted they didn't want him in it. Strangely none of these big tough footballers were brave enough to tell Martin so we had to wait until he went down the tunnel before I could take the picture. At one point Martin came back out and they all tried to hide or pretend we weren't doing anything, they were all petrified of him.

The next time I saw Steve Bould he said that Martin had seen a copy of the picture and was on the warpath, they told him it was my idea not to include him so I had to make myself scarce for a couple of weeks.

They still think it's funny now and I'm still waiting for a slap from Martin!

r|t|c, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

That back four piece is brilliant, and not just because they all agree with what Adams told me about Wenger.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

how did that back four of five work again? My memory of it is that Adams, Dixon, Keown, Winterburn and Bould were all more or less ever-presents, but that doesn't quite add up.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Bould slowly gave way to Keown, mostly, iirc - plus some covering for Adams.

The Vagina Monikers (onimo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

I started paying close attention in 94 I think and by then it was p much Adams and Keown with the older Bould as third choice but considering Adams was a drunk prat, he'd still get plenty of games.

One cavaet- in 91 Bould played 37 games and the only time we lost, he didn't play.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

Wenger's 'ad a go for Cahill and Danny, according to rumours.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

Dann, even.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah that piece is amazing, read the whole thing if you haven't already.

'The back four' really became a thing when the foreign lads started to take over the other positions, as I recall it. I saw Arsenal at Blackburn in their incredible title run-in in 1998 and they were superb. Even tactically naïve me could only watch in awe as they moved in unison like synchronised swimmers.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Wenger played a back 5 in his first four months.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

also super glad we arent in for danny; buying wingers from zenit nagl

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Russia_2018_World_Cup.jpeg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

L'Equipe this morning: new 25 MEUR offer for M'Vila. You need this guy

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

i know the back four were all retired and free to say whatever when that interview happened but it does make you think people should do more group chats with footballers generally, it's always likely to be more illuminating than a stilted media-trained 1-on-1

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:14 (thirteen years ago)

Which groups? I'd like to get something candid from Man Utd class of 95; beyond that I'm struggling a bit, though guys who've been through either epic or disastrous international tournaments together might be good reading.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago)

spice boys?
that wimbledon team?
peeps at marseille when it all came out?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago)

though guys who've been through either epic or disastrous international tournaments together

STV's 'Football Years' occasionally managed to get small groups of players talking - usually about Scotland fucking up in World Cups.

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

Separate group interviews with English and French-speaking Chelsea players.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

Send a guy to interview the latter group in French.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

england squad who didn't qualify for wc94 might be interesting - always meant to find that documentary out

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:35 (thirteen years ago)

95/96 millwall squad

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

one group of each table from the Dutch squad that had apartheid eating arrangements (can't remember the year or find the photo)

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

Dennis Wise, Robbie Fowler and Gary Neville, in a pub.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

Preferably a really rough one.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

basically we should pitch sky sports a show

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

one group of each table from the Dutch squad that had apartheid eating arrangements (can't remember the year or find the photo)

― Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, August 24, 2011 1:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^ this was self-imposed by the players tbh

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

I know - but it would be interesting to have each group in a room discussing how they ended up in that position and how it affected the team.

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

Also to find out who the out-and-out racists are.

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago)

when they retire i would like a 'last days of rijkaard's barca' one. also only raul and beckham left in the game before a galacticos one could happen

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

this was the photo btw:

http://static1.ad.nl/static/photo/2008/9/9/11/media_xl_805571.jpg

A newspaper used it to illustrate their omg segregation story. All involved later said as well the table setting was different every day, people just grouped with whoever they wanted etc.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

Eduard "Ed" Franciscus de Goeij!

Chris, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

The real problem that caused the whole stir was the huge difference in wages at Ajax btw, this all came out later. The Ajax players - being the majority of the Dutch squad - took their commercial problems with them to Euro '96.

The fact that Edgar Davids after a substitution of Seedorf in the first match said "Hiddink must get his head out of players' asses so he can see better" didn't help though.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

sorry guys don't have time to translate right now, but last night on French TV Wenger said he was in no hurry to spend any money on recruiting:

Arsène Wenger, n'est pas particulièrement pressé. "Recruter ? Je ne suis pas contre dépenser de l'argent. Mais on a perdu des joueurs de gros calibre et on ne trouve pas un Fabregas ou un Nasri à tous les coins de rue. Après, on a beaucoup de jeunes qui poussent derrière. Donc si on ne trouve pas, on se tournera vers eux"

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Arsene Wenger is under pressure. 'Recruitment? I'm dying to spend some money. I'm trying to sign big fat guys but I keep losing out. I let Fabregas and Nasri go hoping we could get one of those. But after that I'm left with the wimpy kids who've been sat on their arses all summer. So if they're all I can find, I'll be turning to something stronger than water.'"

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

buy? I'm not against spending money. But we have lost very good players and you don't find fabregas or nasri on every street corner. Also, we have a lot of youths with powerful buttocks. So if we can't find anyone we'll turn to them.

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:30 (thirteen years ago)

I'm thinking that most of these kids are probably pretty good and maybe Wenger should be looking at signing a few dirty, cynical, experienced pros, rather than whichever unaffordable flavour-of-the-month player is being hyped to death in the transfer market right now.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:33 (thirteen years ago)

"Nous avons besoin de joueurs avec de super qualité et la force mentale."

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol at this intro.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2029357/Staring-abyss-Its-make-break-Udinese-troubled-Wenger.html

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha! Looking forward to our mistranslations appearing in tomorrow's edition.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

Wonder if Matt Lawton is related to James Lawton?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

yesterday arsenal needed so many players now they don't

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

thought they looked amazing will be backing them for title

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

just one title?

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

A knighthood for services to austerity.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

i love frimpong already.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

Can't love him against Manyew

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

ARSENAL TO BID ON SNEIJDER TODAY according to Corriere dello Sport

Lol. Isn't Sneijder earning 240k a week or something?

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago)

ffs

Bid 6m for cahill apparently

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

Cahill would be a good signing for Arsenal.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:08 (thirteen years ago)

yes, yes he would.

Gary, not Tim.

If Bolton sell it won't be for twice 6m though.

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:09 (thirteen years ago)

Hah, I thought you were talking about Tim.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago)

Are there any good Frimpong songs yet? Sounds like there's a terrace classic in the making somewhere.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:11 (thirteen years ago)

frimpong frimpong frimpong
He can't pass and he is shit
Frimpoooooong
He runs and tackles a bit
Friiiiiiimpoooooong

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

Cahill in a bit of a rut goal scoring wise I think. Gary's got more goals than him over the last dozen games.
They can't have seriously bid £6m for Gary Cahill surely?

pandemic, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago)

reported, reported

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:19 (thirteen years ago)

Tim hasn't scored this year iirc

Ismael Klata, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:20 (thirteen years ago)

This calendar year you mean? That's a bit of a drop in form then. He's older than I thought as well, still, one in four over a period of about 6 or 7 years isn't too shabby.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago)

been injured?

Anyway, tim cahill at a team that can't/won't cross

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 09:26 (thirteen years ago)

Last goal Dec 20. I think he was out for a bit, yes.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 26 August 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

isnt cahill in last yr of contract

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago)

which

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

big

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

lines blurred by little's ferocious jump tbh

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

feel that little Cahill can be categorised as a Little Big.

what does everyone know about M'Vila? this photo:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/8/24/1314204195176/Rennes-midfielder-Yann-MV-005.jpg

makes him look a bit small for a holding midfielder, but maybe he's 'compact' or that guy behind him is 7' tall.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

Full name Yann M'Vila
Date of birth 29 June 1990 (age 21)
Place of birth Amiens, France
Height 1.82 m (6 ft 0 in)
Playing position Defensive midfielder

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

little bigs are definitely a thing

sylvan ebanks blake, for example

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

dickov

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

M'Vila is a strong holding mid, not afraid to move forward. I rate him highly. Not partic small, but Hoarau behind him is indeed 7' or sth.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 26 August 2011 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

what on earth is the sense in bidding 6/7m for cahill, it's only going to entrench bolton deeper

perhaps wenger needs another summer course in barca bartering 101

r|t|c, Friday, 26 August 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

if he is in last year of contract i suppose it makes sense to test him

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2011 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/26/sir-alex-ferguson-arsene-wenger

Wenger must absolutely fucking hate it when Fergie is nice about him. It means he doesn't consider him a threat.

Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

"We are looking for one more striker because we know he [Bendtner] will leave. We will be short this season because we also have Chamakh leaving for the African Cup of Nations.”

any word as to who this will be? i don't think i've seen them connected to any strikers.

since Hazard wouldn't really be a natural Fabregas replacement, what exactly is the plan for the midfield? Song and M'Vila in the ostensibly defensive roles with Wilshere being moved forward?

Merdeyeux, Friday, 26 August 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I have to stop switching between all lower-case and multiple-case mid-post, it's an IA to the pedant in me.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 26 August 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

(should have added that I don't buy Ramsey as the creative catalyst.)

Merdeyeux, Friday, 26 August 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

thought uruguay's little big holding DM at the WC2010 (arevalo rios) was v.good (not that arsenal should target him cos he's old and unproven at a decent level)

I diss you (cozen), Friday, 26 August 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

we have been linked to benzema, sow, odemwingie, rode and a couple other strikers. cool w/ any of them. also if m'vila comes then i'll be happy. song can move upfield, we all know he's better at being a creative midfielder than as a DM anyway and he can provide the link betwen M'Vila and Wilshere, covering when need be or adding another smart passer when his defending duties aren't needed.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 27 August 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago)

ha

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago)

hey jibe or baaader- you know much about this park fella from monaco? yay or nay?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

yay basically, kind of a surprise that no team had already bought him from monaco (well tbh, high salary demands and the fact that he'd have to take time off to do his military service explain why he hadn't been taken away yet). but i'm not really sure a winger is what arsenal need. actually, that's def not a position where you're lacking, unless i'm mistaken? he plays on the right wing, don't you already have walcott and that new walcott, oxlade-chambers or somthing.

(Jibe) jibé (Jibe), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

loooooool

lolled @ 'timeboom' (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

Now there's something that hadn't occurred to me - Walcott must be arranging these transfers to force AW to play him front-and-center!

Jibe as long as you're here, it's not possible to get from Manchester to Lille in 3-4 hours, is it?

boxall, Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, how long does it take to get from manchester to london? cos london lille is like 1h30.

(Jibe) jibé (Jibe), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently Gervinho brought Salomon Kalou with him, and told a TV station he didn't watch the Arsenal match. Maybe that's for the best.

boxall, Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

maybe he's one of those football players who just doesn't care about the game except when he's on the field?

(Jibe) jibé (Jibe), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

or, he's happy not to have played a part in that debacle.

(Jibe) jibé (Jibe), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

Joel Campbell, who has played all year for his national team, has failed to get a work permit. Ryooooo hasn't yet played for his national team but got one. More like Speclol talolt visa.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:20 (thirteen years ago)

there must be other considerations or something

lolled @ 'timeboom' (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:22 (thirteen years ago)

PSV and Lille are after Joel Campbell, to have him on loan for a year.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 August 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

Visa status determined by FIFA world ranking? Blame Blatter.

pandemic, Monday, 29 August 2011 11:37 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal have put in an offer of £1m plus extras for baines

god hates frogbs (cozen), Monday, 29 August 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

'extras' = djourou, koscielny

lolled @ 'timeboom' (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

good grief now traore's gone too

Trolling on an epic scale

lolled @ 'timeboom' (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

I think the visa thing actually does depend on where you're from though?

Number None, Monday, 29 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

xp lol guess that explains the smiling and joking with the utd lads that r|t|c mentioned yday.

Chris, Monday, 29 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

where's he gone? i know he was being linked with qpr, which is why i had my eye on him. (lansbury was having a jolly time out there yesterday too btw if we're keeping track.)

r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

also jenkinson repeatedly telling walcott to fuck off, that were good too.

r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

he won't break into the finland squad with that attitude that's for sure

r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah Twitter seems to think QPR.

Chris, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal offering fans refunds for Utd tickets according to SSN.

Chris, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

this is how visas are supposed to work for the UK:

To be eligible for a work permit:

* a player must have played for his country in at least 75% of its competitive 'A' team matches he was available for selection, during the two years preceding the date of the application; and
* the player's country must be at or above 70th place in the official FIFA world rankings when averaged over the two years preceding the date of the application.

but we've all seen exceptions yeah

carstens, Monday, 29 August 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

These things always seem to be won at appeal; I can't remember the last name player turned away entirely

Ismael Klata, Monday, 29 August 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal offering fans refunds for Utd tickets according to SSN.

Didn't pay for mine. Still think they fuckin owe me tho.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 29 August 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

I don't actually. I do, however, think the players all owe Wenger because - with maybe one or two exceptions - none of them would be playing CL football without him.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 29 August 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

These things always seem to be won at appeal; I can't remember the last name player turned away entirely

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 29 August 2011 17:52 (2 hours ago)

tell that to arsenal's brazilian pedro botelho, about to enter his 4th year in spain.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Players also need to speak English - something that has done for at least a couple of Premier League footballers i'm aware of. They can usually learn enough in the space of a couple of months on loan somewhere else but it can hold things up.

A little bit like Peter Crouch but with more mobility (ShariVari), Monday, 29 August 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

I'm reading that the Park deal is happening today, and André Santos (starting LB for Brazil, also Fenerbahçe is close as well.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

is it worse for wenger to allow his squad to deteriorate to the extent that yesterday's team was the strongest, or for redknapp to put out a weakened team from the players available to make a point to levy?

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

the second.

santos would be dope. park is to get the cursed #9

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

Absolutely the first. I think Santos is very mediocre, and a bit worse than Clichy, but obviously in Arsenal's current situation worth 15m.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

we are only paying 6m. ok when i have watched fener he has looked trrfc.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

accepted word from quick look is- classy going forward, shit at defending? seems like if he had played for a french club he'd be the atypical wenger signing.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe he's great at club level, I don't watch the Turkish league, but for Brazil I think he's been poor.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

where i've seen him has been european level, haven't seen turkish football or brazilian matches in forever.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

When you can still score two in a game where you give up eight, why isn't there more interest in another central defender or even a holding midfielder than in an attacker?

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know Levy particularly, but if it were some other chairman I'd say redknapp's acting like he's got a death wish. A payoff now, with excuses already in place for Spurs' bad season, to ease himself into the England job next summer - something along those lines.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 29 August 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

yep

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

When you can still score two in a game where you give up eight, why isn't there more interest in another central defender or even a holding midfielder than in an attacker?

― giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:56 (1 minute ago)

This not so much about priorities as 'buy 6 in the same week'. everything seems to be pointing towards a CH (Cahill?), a LB (Santos), a destroyer (M/Vila?), a creative midfielder (Yossi?), a winger (Hazard?) and a striker (Park) coming in before our next game.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Wenger can be defended* in the 'well he had to play the back up to the reserve team due to injuries and bans' sense while Redknapp just threw the game.

*Not much of an excuse but still.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

still a way away from balancing that team, three cb's and two destroyers and a gk would be more like it

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

we are only paying 6m. ok when i have watched fener he has looked trrfc.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:52 (11 minutes ago)

yeah except enrique cost that and he is a lot better

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

There'll be more signings but probably sub-Hazard level, even if the money's good otherwise-selling clubs will dig in b/c they've no time left to replace.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

santos' main competition for brazil has been a winger being played out of position

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

due to injuries, bans which he carries more responsibility for than the norm tbh, seeing as he hires biscuits and tolerates idiotic red cards.

I say nothing of his refusal to buy anyone at fair price.

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

oh come off it d-mac, chesney is the shit. give up the ghost. i genuinely don't think any other keeper in the world would have changed the score this weekend considering the disaster happening in front of him.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I got the feeling Szczesny is going to have some PTSD this week

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

I say nothing of his refusal to buy anyone at fair price.

― Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:07 (14 seconds ago)

surely refusal to buy anyone at anything other than a fair price? this isn't king kenny we are talking about.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

Szczesny looks mentally strong to me, at least he projects confidence, it might all be a show. Don't know how Fabianski's been in training but if they sign a keeper it should be a no.2.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

eh i meant a #2, yeah, but a challenger not backup

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

deems that is not a good display name

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Who needs to be challenged for their starting spot more, in your opinion, Szczesny or De Gea, and why?

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Wolcott's goal against de Gea was totally unpardonnable, imo.

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

deems est le papa du paronomase fatiguée vivre lè haters

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

i lolled @ 'juata man'

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

Otoh, his save against van Persie was very creditable

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

lol at paronomase

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

Nah easy save imo. He's been shit thus far and I say that as a fan. Still sticking by him in my fantasy football team.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

sczezny needs to be challenged more cos he'll be more necessary to his team, prob?

De gea will be fine imo. Scrutiny of the unknown furner is all.

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

i admire ferguson for making optimistic purchases like berbatov, veron and de gea

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not anti-De Gea but the only weakness Szczesny's shown is the side he plays for, acting like he's been unimpressive is just provocation.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

In the search for a centre-half in January Arsenal offered £8m to Blackburn Rovers for Phil Jones, at around the same time as they offered £10m to Everton for Phil Jagielka. Blackburn said that Jones was as valuable to them as Jagielka was to Everton and so Arsenal would need to pay £10m. They refused.

Jones went on to finish the season strongly, sign a new contract at Ewood Park and find all of England's leading clubs pursuing him in June. United offered £16.5m, which Arsenal offered to match, but Jones chose Old Trafford. Inside five months Arsenal had more than doubled their bid but the refusal to stretch only slightly further in January had cost them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/aug/29/arsene-wenger-arsenal-transfers

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

acting like he's been anything special is 'thank fuck he's not fabianski' and i aint trollin

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

tbf nobody was offering ten million for jones in jan

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

do u think they should have, though?

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

fabianski had a dope six months before getting injured

/someone who watches arsenal every week

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

of course they should have. everyone could see from his first game that jones was going to be a great centre half.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

fabianski is about as good a goalkeeper as dope is an adjective

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

jones is pretty good

why did nobody else cough up £10m in january tho?

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Who can remember how transfer valuations were determined before Carroll? Impossible question.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

fabianski is about as good a goalkeeper as dope is an adjective

― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:33 (2 minutes ago)

nice to see you agree with me nakh.

just found out a guy called Chuba Akpom has graduated to our u18s. in the future we may have a team of Chuks, Chuba and Frimpong in midfield. Even if its in the second division that will make me happy tbh.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

yeah well in the future rapid vienna might have HITLER in midfield and it won't win them any austrian bundesligas

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

saving that

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

should arsenal have signed jones for ten mil in jan? Nah, unless you're gonna say they should have signed smalling a year before and drogba in 2004 or w/e

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

other players you could have told were going to be great from their first games?

Paul Gallagher, blackburn
Alton Thelwell, Rohan Ricketts, spurs
Chris Eagles, man utd

Go on...?

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

I guess any club whose supporters proudly brandish alphabetical lists of 'near-misses' deserve whatever they get.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

Szczesny:

Not sure how to defend a keeper who lets in 8, but both of Young's and two of Rooney's were nigh-on unstoppable. I don't know whose responsibility it is to have someone cover the post on set pieces and that might have helped, too.

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

other players you could have told were going to be great from their first games?

Paul Gallagher, blackburn
Alton Thelwell, Rohan Ricketts, spurs
Chris Eagles, man utd

Go on...?

― Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:45 (2 minutes ago)

http://channel6newsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Lionel-Messi-Pictures-02.jpg
http://worldofarsenal.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jack-wilshere_81443t.jpg
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/uploads/assets/240x359/Reserves/Profile_pics/2008_09/danny_rose_2008.jpg

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

XXP: you start by not describing yesterday as 'Szczesny let in 8', I guess.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

m white i'm not slating sczezny, and certainly not on the basis of that game, i'm just saying that he's not really impressed me as a huge asset in a top 4 club either. Dude's just a goalie, better by far than what arsenal have had, but that's no yardstick imo. Give him this season before calling it tbh, gk especially.

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

the whole top 4 club goalie thing is weird. you need a whole 'notha skill set than say at bolton. jussi is possibly the best shot stopper in the league but if he went to a top 6 team he'd have 60% less to do, so it is about concentration, organisation etc. as much as shot stopping.

it is interesting that i have seen a lot more attempts at chesney, de gea and friedel from waaay out as if to test that concentration and keep them on their toes all the time.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

how many of yesterday's goals were from waaay out? i count at least four but not sure i'm remembering them all and not counting park's.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 29 August 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

when i said waaay out i meant like halfway line lobs.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Rooney tried one of those iIrc. From his own half I think.

giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

not saying i disagree with you, i'm just trying to come to terms with the game.

i'm confident the lad's going to be the best keeper we've had since big dave but unless the defense is exorcized that obv is not going to matter much.

xp okay then yeah, i distinctly remember three efforts from the halfway line yesterday. bastards.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 29 August 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

Rooney's attempt was decent iirc, unlike Van der Vaart's against De Gea, those were pathetic. But I think Rooney's was more about him feeling 'everything is going right for us, now's the time to try' than targeting Szczesny.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

jens was a great gk

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

BTW santos' main competition for brazil has been a winger being played out of position

― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan),

It's just a statement of fact that he's been first-team since the WC. I don't rate him and would play Marcelo ahead of either AS or MB, but I'm not apologizing for Wenger's mediocre last-minute transfer targets either.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but if you had seen fenebache more than like 20 times in the last season you would know he is a great player

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

Spurs close on Hertha's Gilberto

Story Highlights
Brazil international Gilberto signs pre-contract agreement with Tottenham
Gilberto has been playing for Bundesliga side Hertha Berlin
Tottenham manager Juande Ramos looking to strengthen squad

LONDON, England -- Tottenham Hotspur look poised to sign Brazilian international Gilberto from German club Hertha Berlin.

Gilberto is set to move to the Premier League with Tottenham Hotspur.

Gilberto, 31, is a versatile performer who can operate in midfield but would also offer Spurs boss Juande Ramos an option at left-back.

He has signed a pre-contract agreement with the Premier League club and will likely join up at the end of the season.

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol

you watched fener more than 20 times last season?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

I recall wanting him to be good, Gilberto. Brazilians at German clubs, they don't seem to perform too well when they move.

I think he was taking a shot at your praise for Fabianski b/c you watched him every week, or it might have been at me for something else, don't know.

boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

nah i stopped watching them in january when they sold colin kazim richards to galatasaray

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ why would you do that

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

I think he was taking a shot at your praise for Fabianski b/c you watched him every week, or it might have been at me for something else, don't know.

― boxall, Monday, 29 August 2011 23:15 (23 seconds ago)

i know, i was jus...

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

deems i had already been watching every galatasary game since they signed lucas neil

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

and every besiktas game since they signed quaresma

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

no i mean why would you drop the gilberto bomb ffs, i won't sleep tonight no

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

and whichever team darius vassell signed for they were a dope team so i watched most of their games

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

deems hasn't been g-bombed this badly since an overfriendly introduction from u-god at shannon international airport in 1996

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

u-god ref escapes me tbh

Juata Man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

i have a wu tang blog and that reference escapes me.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 August 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

speaking of Fener, how do you rate this Lugano CB who PSG is about to sign?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 08:26 (thirteen years ago)

What is Andy Caroll's contract like?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago)

a foot swinging for a ball and missing, forever

Juata Man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

Chu Young Park will wear the No 9 shirt at Arsenal. The striker prefers to be known as 'Ju' and will therefore have J. Y. Park as his shirt name.

i'm sure there is a crack to be made about ju going to the wrong north london club but

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like a prima donna to me. chu is a perfectly good name. will be fat as kaka in a year, calling it.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

xposts - Carroll's on £3m a year.

Chris, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nPrR9.jpghttp://www.pickatrail.com/jupiter/location/europe/wales/map/merthyr_tydfil.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/JyElI.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

Kinda excited about Benny Noon and Arteta actually. Sure they aren't flashy signings and they aren't as good as Cesc and Nasri but it feels like Wenger is finally thinking about experience as an important factor. This summer we have signed two 16 year olds, a 17 year old, a 19 year old, a 21 year old, a 24 year old, two 26 year olds, a 28 year old, a 29 year old and a 31 year old on loan who created the Israeli version of the iconic Coke bottle. It's like Arsene has learnt that 16 year olds may not be ready to rely on and that he needs someone for the first team until they are ready. Only took him 6 or 7 years to figure out the importance of signing guys like Mertesacker and Arteta while our academy is in its infancy and isn't yet rocking like La Masia.

If he actually has learnt this lesson then shit, Wenger may actually learn from his other catashrophic mistakes.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

benayoun/arteta aren't that for off fabregas/nasri in terms of output tbh

Juata Man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

how can your academy be in its infancy? Wenger's been there long enough to have incubated a decent centre half by now ffs

Juata Man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

Well the first real player to emerge from it since it was remodeled is 19, so...

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

who's that

Juata Man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

england saviour and worst taxi passenger

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

fair enough he's p good.

Wonder what odds he is to sign for sunderland next year

Juata Man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

doesnt currently underwhelm for ferguson

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

remodeled?

carstens, Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

now with added mental toughness

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago)

Arteta and Benayoun should in theory be reasonable signings but they're both brittle as fuck, and we all know how midtable teams like to play at Arsenal.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 September 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago)

arteta
park
mertesacker
benayoun
andre dos santos

def a bit 'bundesliga team playing first season in champions league'

howevvvvverrr, arsenal needed signings en masse so it could work

def think he should have just fucking paid for cahill, guardian says they were asking for 13m which is a lot for 1yr on contract but still a reasonable price for a player of that level

price of everything value of nothing

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 10:36 (thirteen years ago)

What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. Also apparently hardly ever gets booked, which is pretty novel for Arsenal right now.

Think they should have got Cahill as well mind. Clearly most of Arsenal's transfers were based on offering not enough money and hoping the player would say "actually I'd quite like to go and play in the champs league for less money, sorry guys"

Bit weird that Arteta takes a paycut to go to Arsenal from Everton? Arsenal board starting to annoy me

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago)

should sign henry back.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

Mertesacker is kinda slow and, well lumbering is going to far, but certainly not smooth. He will head away corners and balls into the box which is a plus for Arsenal. He is hard to fairly judge tho cos Werder Bremen had NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in defending, which must be pretty soul destroying for a CB.

pandemic, Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago)

It's alright, Vermaelen can do the running about bit (when he's not knacked)

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

criticism of mertesacker's pace is meh tbh. Walcott has pace. For all i know, djourou has pace. Being big and knowing where to be is more important to arsenal's back line right now.

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA. What's wrong with Mertesacker though? He's really good on FIFA.

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

'criticism'

he is slow, it's not arguable

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago)

not so much of a thing for teams who traditionally play lumbering crap like dawson, carragher and terry, more of a problem for a team whose credo uses to be 'pace in all positions' iirc

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:48 (thirteen years ago)

/used/

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:48 (thirteen years ago)

their credo is 'we'll have 68% possession and lose goals from long balls and set plays' iirc

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)

ouch

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

yah so deems yr solution is to replace a liability at set pieces with liability to any teams with fast forwards

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

in layman's terms ya sure, why not.

That's why arsenal needed a proper dmc to hatchet into tricky foreign types on the break tbh.

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

tho which of koscielny and djourou is only a liability at set plays?

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

Don't think Arsenal signed anyone who wasn't a stopgap panic-buy, Mertesacker included, but fuck it.

Wenger may have a great talent for spotting young players and tactics and whatever but as a strategist he's fucking awful.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago)

what can mertesacker do that cahill can't

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago)

sprecken zee doytch

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

lol

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

knows the code to 'be' goro in mortal kombat II

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

You know one slow guy doesn't automatically make all the other guys slow, it just means he's taller than the others and might be able to head the ball or score from a corner or something crazy like that

I was kidding about the FIFA thing, but he is really good on it! And slow. Also I keep reading how he has a reputation for making really clean tackles, which would assume he knows how to be in the right place rather than sprinting at someone and barrelling in to them like an English maniac. I've not really seen him play much, but someone with 70+ caps for Germany can't be too shit, surely? Am sad we didn't sign that legendary 6'8 super quick CB we were all crying out for. How quick is Samba? How tall is Cahill? How injured is Jagielka? etc

Wenger needs a friend to put their hand his shoulder every now and then, and reassuringly say "no"

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am mainly sad we didn't get Samba because of this, from wikipedia -

He represents Congo and made his debut as a twenty-year old in 2004. Samba is also a long term model railway enthusiast.

I hope he's got a little hat

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

quality dn suedey, tho shurely should be 'lazing'

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

I think it was something you said about Diaby tbh

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

not suede-zing but self-zing

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

ps suedey otm about mertesacker being a good addition even if he is old and slow etc

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

goro would be a fucking great defender.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

and at least 2x better keeper than szczesny

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

^ statistics

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

merte is 26. only at arsenal is that 'old'.

he's got the #4 shirt, which seems rong. 4 should be for playmakers or DMs! 5 and 6 are centre half numbers.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

what can mertesacker do that cahill can't

Who died and made Gary Cahill King of the Central Defenders? Anyway Mertesacker, 75 caps for Germany. Cahill, 3 caps for Englamd. Germany >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> England. Mertesacker is 26 and Cahill is 25.

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

jeez talk about avoiding the question

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

jermaine jenas 21 caps for england

mikel arteta 0 caps for spain

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

idk if cahill is 'all that' but he is EPL READY and he isn't quite as slow as mertsy wertsy

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

england ? spain

Fill in the blank <,> or 'lol'

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Arteta isn't good enough to play for Spain, that's pretty obvious

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

the english midfield options of recent yrs are better than germany's central defenders

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

like cahill is up against some actually good and successful players rather than shite like metzelder and huth (though now they have some good players like hummels)

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

comparing don't like with don't like

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

correct me if i'm wrong but isnt big merts the only one of the new signings who appears to have been scouted/trailed/thought about for a while before arriving

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

seem to remember wenger considering arteta before but yeah

tbh tbrr tbfttl andre santos only 'became available' when fener were disqualified from the champions league last week

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

actually badstuber is pretty good these days, and hummels is even better.

pandemic, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

I like both Cahill and Mertesacker but Bolton were acting like dicks (not just to Arsenal, to anyone looking at Cahill) to obviously keep from selling him. So Merte was maybe just the only realistic option. (Until next season when Cahill will be available for free.) Cahill is more of an all-rounder than Mertesacker but what Merte specialises in is what we need more than another all-round type of guy.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

xxxxxp haha did you see robbie savage said merts was a bad signing cos he'd flopped at real madrid btw

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

did he even play for real madrid??

pandemic, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol no he was thinking of metzelder

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

... in so far as the concept of 'thinking' applies to Robbie

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

yes hoy when it comes to the great cahill free transfer race next summer arsenal's wage structure will put them in pole posish i'm sure

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Blackburn Rovers might be needing another centre back by that time

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

correct me if i'm wrong but isnt big merts the only one of the new signings who appears to have been scouted/trailed/thought about for a while before arriving

― r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:59 (1 minute ago)

Gervinho obviously was well scouted. There are plenty of Monaco connections to presume Park was too. We've been after AOC all year. Merte and Mikel have been linked for about 3 years now. 16 year olds from Barcelona really can't come as a surprise anymore. So the three you could argue were leftfield summer signings are Jenkinson, Santos and Benny Noon but we have a lot of history working with Chelsea on TDD (Diarra and Gallas came on Aug 31st). We have a lot of history under Wenger 'aving a go at the last minute tho (Gallas, Diarra, Baptista spring to mind)

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

yes hoy when it comes to the great cahill free transfer race next summer arsenal's wage structure will put them in pole posish i'm sure

― r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (3 minutes ago)

we beat a bunch of top teams to a free chamakh last summer so is this sarcasm or just stupidity

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

lol, that's me told

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

Hah, I remember when Chamakh was a hot transfer property as well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

yeah chamakh worked out well

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

sarcasm, before you ask

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

'Eden Hazard is looking forward to reigniting his career at Ewood Park - Premiership 2014-15'

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

lol at the idea that the 2014-15 Premiership will be calling at Ewood

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

'the venky's is never an easy place to go': bluesquare 14/15

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

loser loser chicken dinner

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

Can't help thinking Cahill's reputation has been inflated by his propensity for scoring the odd beauty

Number None, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

never hurts a centre half

even blue cows get the girls (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

We are the Sky Sports graphic/ Championship Manager generation, so some look at Arteta as a like for like replacement for Fabregas and are underwhelmed.

However, the reality is not that simple. A like for like Fabregas replacement doesn’t exist. If he does, he’s out of our price range. The only 2 central midfield players in the world in his class are, annoyingly, now his team mates. On the face of it, Manchester United replaced Ronaldo with Antonio Valencia. An excellent addition, but not quite in Ronaldo’s class. But of course that doesn’t represent the fact of the matter. United shifted their emphasis by making Rooney kingmaker of the team and surrounded him with pacey wingers to cater for his penalty box whims.

Cesc’s long term benefactors as the creative fulcrum of Arsenal are internal. The manager, correctly I think, has faith that the exciting axis of Ramsey and Wilshere can rule the roost for years to come. However, they’re not quite ready to shoulder the burden of a 60 game season. So what Arsene has done is to bring in two established, proven creative players.

Both have extensive Premiership experience, both off the shelf and ready to go. Meanwhile, Ramsey and Wilshere can continue to develop away from the glare. We won’t have Arteta or Benayoun for long, but if the theory all works out, we won’t need them for long. Arguably, this is the sort of thing Arsenal should have been doing years ago. Blending young talent in seamlessly alongside hardened pros.

http://arseblog.com/2011/09/dreadline-day-fun-questions-remain/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arseblog+%28Arseblog+-+It%27s+fucking%27+excellent+-+an+Arsenal+blog%29

p much agree w/ this.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

you had me until "hardened pros"

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Friday, 2 September 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago)

Take it no one is surprised by the latest RIP Vermaelen?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

Injuries are irrelevant tbf, as long as the player on the trolley is of super quality

Jolout Boy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

3 months? Or is that just speculation? He was so good vs Liverpool.

pandemic, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:36 (thirteen years ago)

fuckin centre halves, what you gonna do? They're either unfit, shit or they quit.

Jolout Boy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

He will be out for a Vermaelen, which is equal to three Diabys or half a Rosicky in old money.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

all the old money at arsenal sold up to a rapist tbh

Jolout Boy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

They're either unfit, shit or they quit.
Poetry.

Chris, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 10:02 (thirteen years ago)

Headinhands.gif

Some how I still had hope for this one

Gooner naivety strikes again I guess

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

So I watched the extended highlights of the u21s and it must be lol because Lansbury looked like he ran the team

But more importantly, fucking hell that kid AOC looks like Walcott if Walcott didn't suck. He just looks to power his way past opponents like if Drogba played on the wing (ok this is a misnomer because wingers and full backs are tiny compared to centre players), can trap a ball, can play the right cross - hell i am impressed

lol u21s tho

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 06:30 (thirteen years ago)

he looked good but i mean cmon

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

i said lol in relation to the u21s twice, i don't know what you i are thinking? that i think he is the bestest player ever? i was being impressed by a couple performances.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

Saw the Israel match, O-C was definitely the standout, potential to be a much better Walcott is a fair assessment. 'Drogba on the wing' maybe less so. Still, I think he'll contribute more (in the short term at least) than Miyaichi.

boxall, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

that kid AOC looks like Walcott if Walcott didn't suck

lol u changed yr tune on theo quick enough

when it reaches the point when i rate walcott more than arsenal fans, the mistaking of form for intrinsic quality has hit new lows

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

i am supporting arsenal more than usual this autumn, triumph over adversity on all that

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

Walcott has many qualities I will go to the bat for and gets dissed for a lot of reasons that i find don't apply to him. But you know, it's not like he has been in the greatest of form for about a year and does have severe limitations that i have always questioned.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

how can you say 'he has been in the greatest of form for about a year' when last year he scored as many league goals as the previous four seasons combined

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

ok i should have quoted 'it's not like he' too

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

its not like he to play good

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

have a feeling some amc youth is the player to drag arsenal out of this mire. they need to stop signing cloggers like mertesacker and focus on skill. fucking crazy.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

I rated Walcott playing out of position on the left against Udinese as much as I ever have...

I like wasting my emotions on the interwebs (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

what they need is to forget about signing yet more players for their bloated squad, surely they can bolster a team of eleven first teamers with youth where necessary

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

Found this interesting, although probably the gooners on here were well versed in the facts anyway
http://www.epltalk.com/wenger-panic-buys-and-historical-truths-in-the-transfer-market-34460

pandemic, Saturday, 10 September 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal failed in a deadline day swoop for Fiorentina striker and Chelsea target Stefan Jovetic.

The Montenegrin forward, who missed the whole of last season with a cruciate knee ligament injury, is back to full fitness and tempted Arsene Wenger into making a last-ditch bid.

The 21-year-old, whose playing style and flowing locks have led to comparisons with Italy legend Roberto Baggio, broke into the Partizan Belgrade side at just 16 and hit his first hat-trick for the club a year later.

Jovetic joined Fiorentina in 2008 for around £7m and the Serie A side’s former coach and advisor Roberto Galbiati revealed the two Premier League clubs are interested in the player, with the Gunners having made the first move.

“It’s not only Chelsea who want Jovetic, but Arsenal also,” he told TV station Italia 7.

“Arsenal, on the last day of the summer transfer market, submitted a bid to Fiorentina but the club refused.”

oh man a front three of jovetic, rvi and gervinho would be teh nuts

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

how many stretchers can you fit onto one sideline

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

well sure if you want to look at it like that instead of how fun it would be to watch us for the 4 games a season they played together.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

i miss anderton but you gotta let go

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago)

Wenger has revealed he will lean on new signing Per Mertesacker, a Germany international, for advice ahead of the Dortmund fixture. "He knows the Dortmund stadium well and knows German football. He talks and communicates with the team and when a German communicates, you listen," Wenger said.

mizzell, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

Ooohh Wenger's got them there!

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

and when a German communicates, you listen

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

le train il arrive promptement

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

J'ai perdu Fabregas et Nasri, et maintenant un Allemand a volé mon vélo trop

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

the thing upthread about wenger's signings by age is interesting. BUT though the way it is written makes the younger signings not look a success, he has totally ignored how much money was involved in buying any player he listed. So, it's great that he says 21-23 or whatever is the best age bracket, Wenger has surely worked best-value for money in the u19s and u17s buying the likes of Cesc and Anelka for thousands instead of buying Nasris and Henrys for tens of millions? Like all of his u19 signings would, up until AOC, have most probably been paid for by the Anelka transfer.

Also made me google Merida. He played 27 games last season at Athleti and scored+assisted 3+3, which isn't shabby. Gone on loan to Braga this season though, which I guess is a step-down.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

when a German communicates, you listen

good tagline for german enterprise board ads or possible open goal for nazi jokes.

LocalGarda, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Nazi jokes already been displayed here, in case you missed it.

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

samir nazi

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

C-

(but I lolled)

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

final sol-ution

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Dachau-y Sagna

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andrei auschwitzen

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jens lehmann

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thomas vehavaysundmeans-aelen

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Concentration Campbell

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Arbeit Macht Rice

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Alex Horst Wessel Song

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diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

Hess Fabregas

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

"You know about it, I don't need to explain that," he replied. "We have seen the first signs of some resistance in Spain, where everybody complains.

"I believe that Europe overall, as a unit, is going towards a massive crisis, which nobody really expects now. I am convinced that Europe will go into a huge financial crisis within the next three weeks or three months and maybe that will put everything into perspective again.

"Football is not untouchable. We live with people going to the stadiums as well and from advertising from people who buy products. All our income could be a little bit under threat in the next few months. Football is not only about money. We believe in ourselves that we can compete with them but it's as simple as this."

Wenger attended the Bilderberg meetings but did not see anything.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

It is interesting that two massive issues have kinda been ignored over here though. Most Spanish players went on strike because of not being paid? Italian teams dropping massive tax bills of tens of millions on their players when they'd previously agreed to pay them post tax?

Throw in a massive institution like Liverpool nearly going tits up and how is this not making documentaries instead of some guy no-one cares about once doing cocaine or giving Alan Shearer article space?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

when a German communicates, you listen

He would know, coming from Alsace

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:37 (thirteen years ago)

Disasters don't get coverage until they happen though xp, there were even plenty of stories about the vulnerability of the financial system before it failed but noone really cared 'til it did. Rangers may well not exist before the end of the season, maybe that'll bring things into focus or maybe that'll be just lol Scotland.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago)

an essential component of plausible deniability after a disaster is blithe (conscious, tbh) disregard for rational predictions of doom prior to the event.

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

Rangers may well not exist before the end of the season

There is no way a Scottish government will let that happen

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

or the norn iron assembly

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

They will take money from anywhere and everywhere to keep Rangers going - fuck the NHS + elderly care + kidney dialysis machines or whatever

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

eh tbf there's a crossover there with davie weir's physio

hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

Despite fulfilling a long-standing dream to return to the Nou Camp, the 23-year-old also surprisingly confirmed that Arsene Wenger had indeed insisted on the inclusion of a clause allowing the Emirates outfit to re-sign him should Barcelona decide to sell in the future.

“That’s absolutely fine by me,” Fabregas said of the clause. “I enjoyed my time in Arsenal. I had some great years there.

“I developed as a player and as a person. I finished there as captain of the club, and I will still follow the club and their results.

“I don’t know if it’s realistic that I would return one day. But maybe I said the same when I left Barca, so you never know. If that was the final thing Arsenal needed to agree on to let me go then I’m satisfied.”

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

Seems kinda like "staying friends" with your ex-girlfriend.

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

yuh but i just dont think i've ever heard of a buy back clause for anyone other than like 16 y/o academy kids before - seems odd wenger would find that mo important than a few more milli

http://news.arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Frimpong001-460x250.jpg

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

Utd supposedly had a buyback clause for Giuseppe Rossi but nothing ever came of it

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

ex-gf friends is exactly it. deeply weird stuff

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

yet, rossi didnt go anywhere this summer

but even so, that was selling off a yut with potential to come back a great playa. cesc is a world cup winner, not someone you are sending out in the hope they become good enough to buy back.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

Delete his number from your phone Arsene. I speak from bitter experience

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

I see Oriol Romeu supposedly has a buyback clause too, and then there's the Bojan weirdness. Guess it's a Barca thing.

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

meet with fabregas a year after he moves. if he still loves you, and you him, move the earth to get him back. if you can just enjoy the meal and each others company, consider the buyback option. if it doesn't hurt at all, he was never really yours ;_;

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

why would barca want it to be easier for arsenal to buy cesc back?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Delete his number from your phone Arsene. I speak from bitter experience

Psh. We've sent him back to fulfil his dream of getting laid with his big titted high school crush and when it turns out she was in fact a massive bitch with whom he has nothing in common we'll take him back which will still be nice but slightly icky and not quite what it was.

Yeah maybe this was a bad idea.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

I also know nothing about women/football.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

why would barca want it to be easier for arsenal to buy cesc back?

C'mon man, they were just trying to soften the blow. He's never coming back.

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

also his hs gf is awesome and you are frumpy and tired

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Tell me about it. Still, maybe he really has changed?

Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

he'll come back for one last transfer bonus aged 36 when Arsenal are the only solvent club in the world.

Erm, not sure how to translate that into ex-girlfriend terminology.

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

one of you is divorced, the other a widower and you meet in yr fifties when it is easy just knowing someone is around when you find it hard to get up teh stairs

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

amen to that

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has the full backing of the club's players, despite the club's worst start to the season for 58 years - but they want a defensive coach to help them through their current crisis.
Full story: Daily Mirror

lol

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

otm tho

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder how many saturdays i could go back to find me complaining about lol a need for a defensive coach after just conceding a stupid goal. glad to know they are at least listening, 4 years late, to the fans though. next they may sort out the problems between gallas and toure or sell almunia.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

may i present you with lol

According to reports emanating from Spain, Arsenal have reportedly signed the 14-year-old son of former Barcelona president Joan Laporta.

Guillem Laporta, a burgeoning right-back, is understood to have made the move to London after his mother, ex-wife of Joan, moved to the capital.

Laporta is famed in Barcelona for having returned the glory days to the Nou Camp. Spending big cash to lure top talent, he appointed first Frank Rijkaard and then Pep Guardiola as the club won four La Liga titles, two Champions League trophies, the Copa del Rey, UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup.

In North London, however, Laporta is better known for being the driving force behind unsettling Thierry Henry, Alexander Hleb and Cesc Fabregas as he regularly attempted to pillage Arsene Wenger’s top talents.

Having ended his two terms as Barcelona president, he currently holds a position as an MP in the Parliament of Catalonia.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:17 (thirteen years ago)

dna

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:25 (thirteen years ago)

his mums dna is in london doe

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

ah, explains why he couldn't cut it then

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.qbn.com/topics/662717/

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

It's like when Man Utd pulled off the coup that was Jordi Cruyff

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

its nothing like that!

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, because Jordi actually had football dna

Number None, Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

Business DNA not really required at the Emirates at the moment

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

David Gill's son Oliver was actually one of the more promising youngsters at Utd but he turned down a contract in favour of going to university. What an idiot.

Number None, Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

Could you not go to uni part time and still do yr 3 hours of training each day at the same time?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

You'd think so. He won reserve player of the year for 2010/11 but i dunno, maybe his heart just wasn't it?

Number None, Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

well its not like he is coming from the cliched 'working class background kid who sees football as his only opportunity to make a success'; his father is p well off and has a ton of business connekt, he can take advantage of many options. and if one of those options means you don't have to spend time with mickey 'mr personality' owens every day...

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

it was always his dream to go to uni

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

also you don't end up in the newspapers for binge drinking and promiscuous sex in uni.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

I bet he has 'tiki-taka' written through him like a stick of rock.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

dont think oliver gill was that good, probably didnt have the heart to spend a decade clogging round the champo after a gilded upbringing at ynahtid

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/odBZM.jpg

r|t|c, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

that whole thread

let me markers that for you http://tinyurl.com/6jdgf7f (cozen), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LV9Nu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cRmeN.jpg

r|t|c, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

this is better than the arshavin one
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/attahand/banksy_430.jpg

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 23 September 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://edd-e.com/ntps/seesaw.jpg

this one's otm tbh

r|t|c, Friday, 23 September 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CnlWYkgLc

deleting unliked users and doling out suggest bans (cozen), Friday, 23 September 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtNZfnN6Ks&feature=related

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 23 September 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

0:49 ftw

(i don't really have an opinion atm tbh) (boxall), Friday, 23 September 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

what is that szcezsny thing about?

Takeshi Kitteno (admrl), Friday, 23 September 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know but trying to find out led me to a match report from the Dortmund game which included the line "The majority of their shots on target fell squarely onto the hands of Szczęsny, who was as smooth as your sister’s ass all game long."

(i don't really have an opinion atm tbh) (boxall), Saturday, 24 September 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

I think I figured out that it is what he says to opposing players taking a penalty against him...but then that is really quite weird

Takeshi Kitteno (admrl), Saturday, 24 September 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

also RIP Wilshere

(i don't really have an opinion atm tbh) (boxall), Saturday, 24 September 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

Usmanov is buying up shares again, so RIP Silent Stan too.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 24 September 2011 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

selling eboué was a great idea

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

not replacing him with a better player wasn't

holby city thrilled b cosby (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

......

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fXOai.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fXOai.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

2010 	→ Eastbourne Borough (loan) 	4 	(0)
2010 → Welling United (loan) 10 (0)
2011– Arsenal 3 (0)

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

read it again

holby city thrilled b cosby (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

At what stage would Usmanov have to pass a 'fit and proper person' test if he continues to buy shares?

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

we're talkin about a club where rvp passed a medical before signing

holby city thrilled b cosby (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 October 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

That's true.

I know the FAPP test is roughly as difficult to pass as a General Studies GCSE but Usmanov's dirt's much closer to the surface than Abramovich's. I was talking to an ex-SAS guy last week who provided some security to him a while back and he said he'd have never taken the assignment if he knew who he was, or how much danger it could have meant.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 3 October 2011 07:36 (thirteen years ago)

This, dodgy trips to the Ukraine, close interest in the Caribbean ... are you James Bond then?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 3 October 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago)

Bah! Rumbled.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 3 October 2011 07:55 (thirteen years ago)

too interested in ireland tbh

holby city thrilled b cosby (darraghmac), Monday, 3 October 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago)

i quite like jenkinson, it's such a relief to find a familiar garden variety brit tosser at arsenal in the mould of eddie mcgoldrick or david hillier or whatever

being a finnish international is such a deliciously absurd touch of course, so good

r|t|c, Monday, 3 October 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

v much agree

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

i dont remember anything about david hillier even tho he would have been in my first sticker album

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/may/18/arsenal.portsmouth

now a fireman

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose I do miss the £70-80 grand a year though.

greedy bastards, these firemen

Upt0eleven, Monday, 3 October 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

Pompey was wicked

r|t|c, Monday, 3 October 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Apropos of nothing, wonder if Garry Cook is thinking of writing one of his funny emails to Wenger?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 07:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jack_injury.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 08:21 (thirteen years ago)

wenger poll: http://polldaddy.com/poll/5572027/

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://edge.papercutpm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hulk-smash.png
Arsenal have been in touch with Porto about signing Hulk, the striker's agent has claimed.
But Teodoro Fonseca has warned anyone hoping to sign the powerful striker on the cheap that he will not leave Porto unless his monster £87m release clause is met.
It was reported that Arsenal were in the hunt for Hulk and were preparing a £23m January offer for the Brazil international.
And his agent Fonseca has revealed that the Gunners have shown interest in Hulk in the past but admitted the most recent link was news to him.
He also rubbished the rumours that Porto could be willing to sell their prized asset for as little as £23m. Arsenal's current transfer record is the £16m they paid for Andrey Arshavin in 2009 so it is highly unlikely that they would be willing to break the bank to meet his staggering buy-out fee.
Fonseca told Portuguese newspaper A Bola: "Every year there are more clubs interest in Hulk and I am also aware that there are clubs from outside the Premier clubs interested.
"This Arsenal rumour is news to me but it is true that there has been contact before but nothing happened.
"But I speak often with Porto and the figures have not changed. He will only be sold if someone pays the £100m so this figure of £23m that has appeared would not be considered."

Moonbear Currency (admrl), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Such a massive cunt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_fxVSZIfs

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:48 (thirteen years ago)

The great English manager, Alex Ferguson.

Chris, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

I remember him touting that other great English manager Mark Hughes a couple of years back.

An indie musical aside, disregard if you’re a square (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

sven is bollocks though, tbf

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

If Merdeyeux's around - if you're still thinking of going to the Emirates, few games seem to be selling out at the moment. In the next three weeks the Sunderland, Stoke, Bolton (Carling Cup) and Marseille games are all currently on general sale.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

ah nice, thanks! if my money comes through in time i might try for marseille or bolton (not stoke, i'm not that ghoulish).

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal bolton is only £20 btw

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 14 October 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DImZau-Q60Q

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago)

anyone got a link for the match today?

wmlynch, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

oh maybe it's not televised...

wmlynch, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

i got nothin sorry

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

because people don't want to see two premiership teams or exciting young english footballers

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

I can even find a stream of FAI League of Ireland: UCD - Shamrock Rovers Dublin , but no Arsenal, soz

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

big club, rovers

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

True, got the lead against Spurs and all.

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

only team to relinquish a lead against us in 26 years tho

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lttyv2B9zR1qc5qcn.gif

James Mitchell, Monday, 31 October 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://football-talk.co.uk/46534/wenger-reveals-fresh-injury-set-back-for-midfielder/

is this the same ankle that was broken by that fuckhead from sunderland?

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

P much yes

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

This photo speaks to me somehow
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Abou_diaby.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i def think he would be better not tucking his shirt in

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if his career might have gone differently had he chosen to be known as Vassiriki.

boxall, Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHnSCWB8cXY

James Mitchell, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

latest american hottness brek shea gonna train with the arse

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2011/11/shea-to-join-arsenal-for-month-long-training.html

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2011/11/12/2754538/sunderlands-nicklas-bendtner-i-will-not-return-to-arsenal

The Green Path of Hope is formed (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

tearz

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i kinda hate him

The Green Path of Hope is formed (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

he's like balotelli without ANY of the charm.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1553/bendtner.jpg

RIP big man

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

The last 7 months of Wengerball?

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 19 November 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

just don't think he'll go tbh. especially if arsenal continue to improve.

Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 November 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6104/thierryhenryceleb201201.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

It is also likely we will inevitably learn that training young players to compete The Arsenal Way™, only to break through and find out that other teams have already explored the world and brought in experienced players already capable of playing The Arsenal Way™ while selling farm-raised Arsenal Way™ players to these same clubs is a suspect formula, and one that looks to be unsustainable.

http://www.runofplay.com/2011/10/28/the-legend-of-arsene-wenger/

I don't really get this. I know it is referring to the sales of Cesc and Nasri but that is a misnomer for what we are doing 90% of the time. Wilshere will never go and if we use this gens versions of David Bentley/Pennant/worse to pay their wages and buy players of a quality to work with the Wilsheres/Gibbs/players-worth-keeping... then shouldn't we have an inherit advantage over the opposition buying our cast-offs? Newcastle didn't one-up Utd by buying Butt and Smith and Simpson, just as Spurs only stopped looking worse than us when they stopped getting the Bentleys and other cast-offs of bigger teams.

But I know that is not what the article refers to. It refers to the worrying trend of selling foreigners we bought for 500k and selling them for 25m and then not using that money wisely. The trend has only one more round though, as that generation of guys bought 03-05 have p much dissapeared, bar Robin, Djourou and Theo. Since then we have been buying guys 20-25 (yr Gervinhos, Chamakhs, Vermaelans, Sagnas etc. to varying levels of success) and blooding in youngsters (yr Wilsheres, Gibbs, Frimpong etc. and this looks like it is going to happen more and more in the future). Whereas in 03-05 we were hoovering up any half-decent youngster, now it seems a specialised activity, having learnt from our mistakes - more likely to spend £10m on AOC than 500k 20 times and hoping for one or two stand-outs?

Either way, it is an interesting article, and it is on the money about Wenger being stuck with his philosphy and how it is portrayed.

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

where did youngsters learn how to play football before wenger provided an entire club for them to do so, one wonders? where do other footballers even come from, if not the first team at arsenal? are they cheating?

modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

barcelona, ajax and crewe alexandra iirc

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

Nike out if this is a real away shirt:

https://p.twimg.com/Aj6ljmLCEAAIZgi.png

James Mitchell, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

The Arsenal No Way™ morelike

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rBUEq.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 February 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

that goal screen looks like the end of looney tunes

mizzell, Sunday, 5 February 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of

http://www.trade2win.com/boards/attachments/foyer/20674d1150994594-cyber-clock-crouch-clock.jpg

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Sunday, 5 February 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

Having Pep Guardiola's brother as an agent vs having David Dein's son as an agent:

Spain youth international Jon Toral has signed professional terms with the Club.

The Catalan-born attacking midfielder, who recently turned 17, has impressed since joining the Gunners’ academy from Barcelona last summer as a scholar.

Toral’s three goals in 12 appearances for the Under-18s so far this term have earned him a place in Neil Banfield’s Reserves set-up in recent weeks, for whom he made his debut in a 1-1 draw with Aston Villa in January.

Everyone at Arsenal would like to congratulate Jon on his first professional contract and look forward to his continued progression with the Club.

http://www.arsenal.com/news/reserves-news/jon-toral-signs-professional-contract-at-club

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)

THE GAL DEM SQUILLACI

James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 February 2012 10:23 (thirteen years ago)

Arsène Wenger says Champions League place is a 'trophy'

mizzell, Monday, 20 February 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/2q1vwur.jpg

wmlynch, Monday, 20 February 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

It is currently unclear what style of football Arsenal would want to play against. They are not good at dealing with sides pressuring them, and they are not good at dealing with sides who stand off and sit back. The only possible combination that works for them is a side foolish enough to play a high defensive line yet not close down sufficiently in midfield. It is no coincidence that Arsenal's only good performance against a top side this season, as Daniel Taylor notes, was away at Chelsea, who employed those tactics when they and André Villas-Boas were figuring each other out.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

cmere

What's ilf take on the situation at arsenal, really.

Wenger has money but won't spend it beause he thinks his players are good enough? - he should be gone already.

Wenger has no money but is taking millions per annum to lie to fans to cover for the board? - by all means stay but i've no sympathy.

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

I think the risk profile of the club has got totally out-of-step with everyone else. I think Wenger doesn't want any more money because he sees it as putting the club's future health at risk. I think he and the board reassessed their priorities a few years ago and concluded that top four is the new title (also explains today's story). I think he backs himself to talent-spot well enough to do that, and thinks when they get to Europe the odds are in his favour. I think Man City and Spurs have unexpectedly made that a lot harder. I think the current lot are underachieving slightly, where the Fabregas-era lot were overachieving quite a bit.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty sure Wenger was in denial about the extent to which Arsenal were slipping behind the elite, both in terms of footballing quality and ability to attract players, until this season. Like he only noticed the gap when it became a chasm.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

if he acknowledges the gap, is he in any better a position?

The imminent departure of rvp leaves them a struggling 6th best team in the league, probably, tho were spurs to lose adebayor (looks at least as likely) and lfc to get over this turbulent season, you can see any of them taking third or sixth next year.

I'm not saying the 'qualify for cl and turn a profit' is wrong, by all means i'd like to emulate it. But the dishonesty at work wrt to punters is galling.

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

Think at the moment it could be "Wenger has some money each season but he's saving it up so the next manager has a pile of cash for new blood".

James Mitchell, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

Agree, but tbf Spurs' progress this year has been a surprise to everyone I think - if you'd had last-year's-Spurs, this-year's-Liverpool and this-year's-Arsenal-but-a-bit-better competing for fourth, you'd still fancy Arsenal.

That this-year's-Arsenal are actually shite can be laid at his door, but maybe that's not so far short of where they wanted to be anyway. Conceivably it might still not be.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

the thing about settling for fourth is that it's only a wee bit below par from disaster

And tbf, yeah spurs are better than anticipated but i'd argue lfc and chelsea are worse than you'd have guessed in august.

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:28 (thirteen years ago)

actually kinda feel like a fourth place finish would be a bit of a "fuck you" to the critics from early in the season (although that's still a long way from likely). only a bit, mind.

it's not been fun this past week fur shure.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

Chelsea certainly are worse, but he might well've been thinking it was two from City/Arse/Liv/Spurs, rather than possibly none from Arse/Liv/Newcastle (Chelsea'll still turn it round, right?). 'Disaster' is a strong word too, I've no doubt they've planned for missing the CL, even if they didn't really believe it.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

In theory, I am a big fan of Wenger's idea about managing the club. He's been an example for a lot of teams in how he handles the financial side of things. But - and that's a big but - his idea about football (implementing youngsters and not splashing cash) has been surpassed by several clubs who do continually splash the cash. And are succesful at it. As much as Wenger doesn't want to believe it, a club can buy succes. Arsenal are being passed by left and right by Spurs/L'pool/Citeh etc. It's not unlikely another PL club will be taken over in the near future and will pass them by too.

As sad as it is (I so wished the 'Wenger model' was the true way to succes), Arsenal are in a huge downward spiral and will become a club fighting for EL football in a couple of years, at best, if they keep this up. If you can't beat them, join them (in spending dough), seems like the only way to be able to compete.

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal *are* fourth right now, I feel should be pointed out.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

fourth is a good season for arsenal if spurs don't beat them to third, is the problem

I mean, if arsenal were populated with the players wenger claims then utd have no business being ahead of them

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

Oh they are, yes! But they're not exactly on their way up for the last what, five or six years?

xp

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

This whole exchange is indicative of reduced expectations, at the start of each season Arsenal fans expect to be challenging for the title, not worrying about whether or not they'll get fourth.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

Arsenal *are* fourth right now, I feel should be pointed out.

Yes. So the season is success so far, under Arsene's logic. He's on the verge of winning yet another trophy!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

He was one howler v Birmingham away from the double last year too

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

he shouldn't have couched it in those terms, but he's not actually wrong in terms of the significance of it. xpost

Upt0eleven, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

Nonsense, two years ago it would have been a minimum expectation, not a "trophy".

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

His lack of planning has been the biggest problem for YEARS. For how many years now have we had a decent INJURY PRONE first xi and then looked lost when hey, we had an injury or four and suddenly looked shit? like ffs its not like it became a squad game yesterday, fergie figured this out over a decade ago. If your most talented players only play 3/5 games, then figure something out for the other 2 ffs. Sure some high profile players didnt pan out (Chamakh and Arsh obv) but selling Eboue to replace him with a teenager who was in non-league a season ago? It doesn't even become an issue of spending crazy money, it just becomes an issue of being less fucking naive in the transfer market and planning instead of hoping.

Also we've had another week of 'arsenal don't do defense training' stories, something we've heard for years. It is not hard to think of a very fucking simple way to improve this team.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

Nonsense, two years ago it would have been a minimum expectation, not a "trophy".

― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:44 (5 minutes ago)

OTM.

He's jinxed 4th now btw.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

the progress of spurs shouldn't be an unexpected factor- not a certainty, sure, but any half-decent SWOT analysis would have ourselves and lfc on the chart for the fourth spot, and should have had utd and chelsea as rivals for 2nd as a target.

Failure to recognise these possibilities is a serious oversight, and claiming them as bolts from the blue is a complete disavowal of responsibility or control.

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going on Sunday btw, the entertainment part of me is loving this turn of events. The compassion side, not so much.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

North London derby over our first Cup Final for 5 years? I see how it is Ismael.

pandemic, Monday, 20 February 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

north london derby is wenger's cup final this year tbf

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

bigger if he wins it, as you were if he doesn't.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 20 February 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

He's designing a special trophy in his imagination as we speak

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Could do with a Spurs win from a LFC perspective except I've decided that this is the season I'm gonna endeavor to work myself up to despising Tottenham so I'm a little conflicted. The hating Spurs thing has been a little harder than I expected but with some perseverance I'll get there I'm sure.

pandemic, Monday, 20 February 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

only took me two seasons of zokora

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Heh xp, cup final's at four for some reason so I'll be able to duck in somewhere warm and see both.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

He's designing a special trophy in his imagination as we speak

Should get into the commemorative DVD business.

James Mitchell, Monday, 20 February 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

commemorative dvd sales prob paid for vdv/bale

but carry on

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

important question: how many commemorative dvds do you own darragh?

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

how many commemorative vdvdvdsdo you own darragh?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

my gf gets me them instead of having to actually think at xmas tbh

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

I am currently reading RED by Gary Neville. Didn't pay for it though. So far it's mainly been about our hero's painful childhood in Bury which is apparently infested with Liverpool fans

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.loveisfan.com/images/love-is-71.jpg

Mr & Mrs Mac, in colours, xmas day

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

and in front of a Heerenveen badge by the looks

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

i wish i had that hairline but anyways

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

sheareresque banter imo

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

...Butty just scalded Schmeichel's testicles with a teapot

Number None, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

now Gary has checked himself into hospital (under the name "Simon Brown") after his sixth pint of cider

Number None, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

Is it acknowledged that the wage spend needs to become more efficient? The current wage bill of c£130m is sizeable and in the view of the AST there is clear inefficiency in wage spend evidenced by poor performances on the pitch and the number of players the club have either on loan (ie can't be sold) or deemed not good enough to play in the first team. Our wage spend is 40% higher than the payroll at another club in North London and Arsenal are in danger of being overtaken more than temporarily by those who spend their wages more efficiently. Is addressing this a priority and are contractual renewals overseen and signed off by the Board?
http://www.arsenaltrust.org/news/2012/ast-analysis-of-financial-position-of-arsenal-football-club

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

Uh oh, wage cut for RVP

HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 08:03 (thirteen years ago)

No fucking way is the wage bill £130m. For it to be that high we'd have to have 26 players on 95 grand a week and more. Off the top of my head, only Theo, RVP and Chamakh* are on 80k+ wages. On top of that we sold our two biggest earners (Cesc and Nasri) and two guys on 50k p/w contracts (Clichy and Eboue) and replaced them with guys on a lot less (no way is Arteta, Merte, Gervinho and Santos getting over 50k p/w each, let alone Cesc's 100k a week). Honestly, I don't think any club in the world bar maybe City and Real would have a wage bill close to 130m.

*Cos he signed for free innit.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

where'd he get his info

where'd you get yours

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

You then have to wonder, are we doling out ridiculous bonuses that don't mean anything on top of player wages? Or are the backroom staff, board and other misc dudes paying themselves absurd amounts to do backroom shit? Are we declaring wages for all aspects of the club and Spurs aren't? I was under the impression our player wage bill was around 95m and it doesn't seem crazy to pay everyone else involved would cost 35m when you take into account wenger, the board, the heads of the coaching staff/head of the scouting staff/head of the physios etc. are most probably on millions...

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:13 (thirteen years ago)

All i can find at the moment are the 2010 figures which have Arsenal's wage bill at 110m, Utd and City's at around 130 (City up by 50m from the previous year) and Chelsea's the highest at 172.

Number None, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

I have mine from common knowledge regarding player wages. p much all transfer confirmation stories now come with 'dw he's not getting paid as much as john utaka did at pompy/lol look how much city are paying this dude' paragraphs now?

also swiss ramble

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:17 (thirteen years ago)

common

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

172? Ok I am going off their current squad (not much difference substituting Mata for Anelka etc.) and taking into account Turnball isn't getting paid the same as Terry, Ferrera as much as Lampard etc. I still got 110k a week as the average. Which seems absurd, even for Chelsea. Or just goes to show how fucked the league is.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:26 (thirteen years ago)

common for anyone who reads football blogs and articles on the regular. i guess the guy in the pub who doesnt like football and wants to talk about mcclean doesnt know how much alex song is on.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:27 (thirteen years ago)

accounts, man, use the fuckin accounts

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

The £130m includes all non-playing staff as well.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

iirc we signed Doris the dinner lady from Barnet last season for £13,000 a year.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

We expect Doris to be one of the leading dinner ladies in the country by 2014

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:47 (thirteen years ago)

but she's out ill til december

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

Rumours that Citeh will pay her £98,000 to sit on a bench and not even cook anything.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

Doris is now in the new ILF board description btw.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

the kind of cheap but effective lol that arsenal fans turn their noses up at

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:59 (thirteen years ago)

That's not how we make dinner at this club

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

Doris has an injunction out against the tabloids reporting she was involved in a roast.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

omfg

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

A++++++++++

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:19 (thirteen years ago)

yaaaaah

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:25 (thirteen years ago)

powerlols

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64D4DBQjGg

Give it until 0:55.

James Mitchell, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

I've been avoiding the EPL thread because I can watch Arsenal-Newcastle on delay later. It seems to have been bumped an awfully lot. Do I have an entertaining match in store? No spoilers pls.

boxall, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it'll be worth a watch

Number None, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

it was mostly discussion of Bas Host and Frisian dialects tbh, but yeah there's a decent bit of action in the game tonight

Ismael Klata, Monday, 12 March 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol yeah that thread was about goalscorers and holland. fun game despite some underwhelming performances from both teams big players this season.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

personally, i feel it has been inept.

firstly, there is 1 massive elephant in the quiet stadium. if we had wilshere at any point this season, you have to presume we'd be in a lot better shape. not only because he improves our team, but it means our midfield 3 would have someone to swap with when they are fatigued, we would have been less likely to play 1 more rookie in the 8-2, would have started the season with some stability etc. He may be a cunt but he is an increbile footballer at a club where such things are in short supply.

theo has been shit. arshavin has been worse. gervinho has had a shocking season. chamakh, park, what is the fucking point? if rvp had a typical season (i.e. injury) - we'd be in the bottom half of the table. we have had to rely on a guy who regularly doesn't play for 6 months at a time. our frontline is a mess, held together with sellotape.

until sagna and vermaelan came back, our defence was even worse. selling eboue and clichy and replacing them with jenkinson and gibbs was negligant behaviour. santos, for the 4 games he was alive, was a lw played out of position. sq is still at the club and djourou is still played regularly.

tbf i like our middle. song (/frimpong), arteta (/ wilshere?) ramsey (/ rosicky) is the third best midfield in the country behind city and spurs.

we have sucked though. 8-2. whatever the blackburn result was, i can't remember. the first milan game. sure, the embarrassing loses stick out but it is just as much the loss of style and charisma. we may be on a winning run now but there isn't anything memorable happening in these games. theo will make a couple nice runs. rvi has a nice touch. woo, fucking, hoo. where has the inventive passing gone?

we shouldn't be 3rd. chelsea are a team many of us said should be top at the start of the season, they shouldn't be 5th. spurs are better than us. newcastle could even be pushing us.

i feel wenger should be treated like kkingkenny and be moved 'up' and more importantly 'away' at the end of the season. i dont even know what he adds anymore. but at least pat rice will be replaced this summer and our new '#2 could hopefully be someone more inventive, willing to actually work on our issues. someone hopefully willing to push wenger instead of some shitty total football sychophant.

my head is already with next season. wilshere will be back. podolski and vertonghen are upgrades, miyiachi bartley and aoc should hopefully push out deadwood. the current streak should build up their confidence for an opposite effect to the end of last season. this win run really came way too late for me to give a fuck though for this season.

i think of 3rd as an act of other teams incompetence, not as something we earned.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 00:29 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think i will reply here so the taye taiwo thread doesnt turn into arsenal talk

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

lol this is like of those clunky epistolary dialogues off of slate

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

aim yr commentary lower buck

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

i think you are generally too caustic but as an argument it holds some force. last summer was a pretty crappy transfer window, the sales protracted to exert maximum cash and then the buying left so late that frugality was an afterthought. jenkinson looks like he will be at least an epl level fullback but not replacing eboué was the single most stupid thing wenger did after playing santos in the meaningless last cl group game and losing him for three months.

mertesacker obv i dont rate but he hasnt done too terribly and he can be sold at cost or thereabouts. arteta has probably been around par, he mostly just circulates possession like a deluxe leon britton but for £10m he can fill in throughout the midfield rotation and hes generally reliable. gervinho /was/ bought early and he had a good rep but like park and chamakh serves only to show the difference between doing fairly well in france and in england for lightweight attacking players who maybe run about a bit.

losing fabregas and nasri and wilshere is such a huge loss, p much the entire engine of the inventive passing game u miss, that this seasons team was always going to look a bit shoddy without huge investment. this is still the crux of the whole arsenal discussion and i def suspect that the frugality is imposed. wenger told a belgian interviewer a couple months ago that he p much had to make a €20m profit on player sales, which seems much more specific and believable than gazidis' airy claims about transfer funds.

judged on that standard he has done pretty well. hes finally managed to assemble a pretty solid looking back six, esp if vertonghen joins, and at relatively little cost, and p much proven that there is some resilience too after the four game comeback streak. theyre not mourinhos chelsea but there is more solidity than the team of almunia/gallas/hleb. the 8-2 looks more and more anomalous, milan away was shit but split the difference with the home game and u have a reasonable guage of their level.

rvp has been incredible, best individual season by an arsenal player since henry in his prime. i said he was probably a bigger single factor in any team since tottis roma in the mid 00s but idk if even that compares now, cuz his supporting cast was much more creative. he is an amazing playmaking #9 and even if they had cash he couldnt be replaced. if he doesnt sign another contract then even decent investment like podolski, vertonghen level players, and fewer injuries, and aoc emerging and u will still be at the same level in a years time. if he is sold then u need hazard goetze level quality and obv there are rumours but it would take a major policy shift to start buying there.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Hazard/Götze (who I'm sure won't happen anyway) wouldn't replace RVP though, positionally, someone would have to play through the middle.

I like Vertonghen but if he were to join would hope he'd replace Gibbs w/ Vermaelen sliding over, I think I rate Koscielny higher than most though.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

thats p much what i said, rvp is irreplacable so the quality would have to be added elsewhere. they either play podolski as a #9 or they buy someone like huntelaar or remy or damaio. then they have to look for attacking mids or wingers, hazard is the most obvious player if arsenal finally enter that market, just like torres was for benitez, he is young enough and wise enough to know moving to madrid right now is reckless. the more likely scenario is that they settle for mid tier players or teenage prospects, and they continue to float along at 3rd/4th and doing alright in the cl.

this is kinda the forlorn reality of arsenal, the hype/despair sine curve covering for their incredible consistency in end of year positions.

vertonghen would provide a third good cb for the first time in years, for competition and for injuries. vermaelen is a better lb but vertonghen could cover at dmid and koscielny at rb, they would all get enough games.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

rvp has been incredible, best individual season by an arsenal player since henry in his prime.

are we re-writing history now cesc is a racist? cesc two years ago > rvp this season.

you are p much otm.

our squad, with small alterations, should be competing with the best in the world bar the spanish two. i mean you could realistically sell our deadwood of 10ish so-so players and replace them with 5 cheap, sensible options (where is berbatov going this summer? chamakh/bendtner replacement?) and turn arsenal back into a legit team for all occasions. but then everyone said this last summer. and the summer before that. and the one before that. if every fucker interested in football can see a way to solve the problem, potentially within arsenal's remit, then why do we have to keep having this conversation?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

ooops, meant to quote that, not strikethrough it.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

the more likely scenario is that they settle for mid tier players or teenage prospects, and they continue to float along at 3rd/4th and doing alright in the cl.

lol utd.

and while i say lol utd, i think the best mid tier players and teenage prospects can be a successful system. if you had a team the equivilant of 25 artetas, you could challange for the league imo. and i think it comes down to fergie v. wenger in why nani, evans, valencia and co are champions while arshavin, chamakh, squillaci and co are stuck in limbo. if fergie had our squad atm and wenger had utd's, i would expect both managers to have the same tally of points they currently do.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

yr squad is funny, tbh, threadbare in many areas so i don't think a few players solve it.

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

back-up keeper
good centre half
wilshere to return [can also be read: no physio or need to sort out whatever causes arsenal to have more injuries than most teams]
a playmaking winger [or gervinho to get over 1st season syndrome]
back-up striker

honestly, if we get B+ signings in those places and lose the deadwood (yr Almunias and Denilsons etc.) I don't see what the problem would be.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Main problem would be 'back-up striker' is going to be first-team (read: only) striker 'cause Van Persie deserves & will get a club that regards the CL semifinal as a minimum level of achievement.

But they could still manage 3rd or 4th without him with decent replacement buys, I guess.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

half a team of b+ players nbd

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

the problem is that '5 cheap, sensible options' is more than a small alteration. it's also kinda what they did last summer, even in a good year 5 cheap, sensible options yield maybe 3 real successes. and while we can all pick flaws in united and city and the epls general rep is lower, both of those teams will still end the season with pretty formidable points totals.

they are still operating under the austerity finance scheme they have had for years, and they will continue on this plateau for as long as they do. the ownership obv dont see the outlay required to make a serious challenge worthwhile in terms of commercial yields. there seems to be some intimation that the decreased ticket sales and maybe wenger losing his evangelical faith in youth development and w/e other factors might finally get them to spend big, but u gotta imagine they probably wont.

the three utd players u cited there cost twice what the arsenal ones did. valencia and carrick and young etc might be boring but they are still players who cost more than arsenal players and generally are more productive. city needed to buy from the top table to compete, chelsea needed to pay out for drogba makalele robben etc. even fergusons magical success required huge outlays for rooney and ferdinand.

CREAM p much.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

Call me crazy but I don't think RVP will go this summer. Gut instinct tells me that he has told Wenger to prove himself (thus Podolski and Vertonghen) and that he'll stay for next season. Whether he signs a new deal or not is a different matter.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

if those players arrive he might stay, yeah

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

He does seem much more settled and mature (obv) than Cesc was, a better captain consequently. Maybe he wouldn't want to move his kids from London either.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

theres at least some chance he stays, i think with his injury history and attachment to wenger etc he might fear a move to city or madrid would end in torres level disaster. but he will still require a huge contract, which is another kind of investment arsenal dont rly do. they have a huge wage bill but its mostly through all the squillaci type squadfillers and paying 16 yr old ex barca prospects 250k a year.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

just because young cost more than arteta doesn't mean he is a better player. look at spurs - scott parker cost a 1/3 of what carrick did. why did it take arsenal 5 years of fans shouting for scott parker-esque signings for them to actually make a few? there is very little difference between utd and spurs signings recently imo, except that utd have their prices inflated. vdv could have easily gone there for example, but would have cost at least double.

its also not what they did last summer, considering it is all about being sensible. doing it in a rush after being beaten 8-2 and losing to blackburn and clamouring for anyone to sign is not sensible. missing out on a pre-season together where you players can learn to work together before games come up isn't sensible. mertesacker and arteta only started showing any form about 3 months after turning up... if those 3 months were during the summer instead of when we were in the thick of it could have made a huge difference.

also, yes, 5 signings could all be a waste and we are talking in hypotheticals. also the likes of coquelin, ryooooo, frimpong, jenkinson, bartley, aoc etc. are hoped to push the first team a bit more. the arshavins of the game will hopefully feel a bit of competition for place, which is something we've not had in a while.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

wrong thread I guess but Carrick>>>Parker

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

this sort of logic doesnt rly work imo. scott parker is 31 yrs old and has maybe one more season at this level. gattuso is a similar kinda player and was done at 32, midfield terriers get worn out. so yeah he cost £5m and a hefty wage for maybe two good years, it was a decent signing but not more than that. despite the english press' bulldog fetish, scott parker is not really all that. if you want a really first rate midfield titan then u have to pay £25m like chelsea did for essien.

vdv wouldnt have gone to utd cos ferguson doesnt buy playmakers. and the one time he did, he paid £28m for veron (the risks u take rite). in recent years he has found an alchemy with slightly cheaper players, but in 2007 and 2011 his total expenditure was still way beyond arsenal. i think in general arsenal has bought well with mid tier prices like sagna and vermaelen, he hasnt neglected that market over the years, but the lack of rly big players is glaring.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

i've seen ml carrick and he is not v comparable to s parker but in their roles parker's role is more transferable btwn systems and he is better at it than carrick is at his.

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

yes but we don't need 24 year old essiens anymore, for the most part. we needed arteta until wilshere is ready, the same way liverpool needed mcallister until gerrard is ready. when song wasn't ready yet, there was a huge shout for arsenal to pick up senna in his last years. the ox isn't ready yet, arsenal need a guily to his messi, ya know?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

haw, i guess

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

(i know comparing aoc to messi is rong.)

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

turning yr nose up at 24 yo essien equivalent is worse tbph

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

lol that is in no way a turning of nose, it is just the acceptance that we can't afford 25m players in every position.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

'we don't need'

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

(and yes, i don't want 25m playerS. ffp and all that. just wait to pick the best from firesales a couple years later, innit.)

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

'we don't need' != 'we don't want or crave'

arsenal fc do not need that to be successful. neither do spurs. p much only city 'need' that.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

according to wenger you can afford 25m players in every position but there are no such things in his opinion

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

you need what you need until you're the best imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

darragh yr insistence that Arsenal not target anything much less than a Prem/CL double each year is pretty unique I think.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

eh it's not that, tho i will need to gather my thoughts on it

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

you need what you need until you're the best imo

― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:59 (2 minutes ago)

what does this mean though?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

I know there's a yawning gap btwn Wenger's claims in the media that the club is targeting those things & their actual results, & it irritates you, but I think it might just be him following corporate instructions to maintain bland positivity rather than purposeful trolling or obtuseness.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

There is only 1 true vision of what is the 'best' in football and to get him you'll need to pay him to leave Barcelona you'll need to pay them £1 billion and him at least 2m p/w, is my guess.

Or you could just try to run a club normally.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

ok

the situation re arsenal's available cash to fills the gaps in the first team is murky, tho they insist time after time that money is there.

the basic infrastructure is there to do better, if wenger didn't buy/develop flaky/injury prone players and keep them out of spite for the success of his less godly managerial counterparts

it would not take a great change in investment amounts to see short-term results at arsenal, but it would take a change in maybe style/approach from wenger, and an admission that a lot of his cherished brood have settled for bringing nothing to the arsenal first team

i could and have gone on about this, but there is nothing holding arsenal back from a leap forward but the refusal of m wenger to make decisions that admit he's been wrong about some pretty basic things for some years now.

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

ok

the situation re arsenal's available cash to fills the gaps in the first team is murky, tho they insist time after time that money is there.

the basic infrastructure is there to do better, if wenger didn't buy/develop flaky/injury prone players and keep them out of spite for the success of his less godly managerial counterparts

it would not take a great change in investment amounts to see short-term results at arsenal, but it would take a change in maybe style/approach from wenger, and an admission that a lot of his cherished brood have settled for bringing nothing to the arsenal first team

i could and have gone on about this, but there is nothing holding arsenal back from a leap forward but the refusal of m wenger to make decisions that admit he's been wrong about some pretty basic things for some years now.

― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:08 (29 seconds ago)

So... you agree with me?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

xps

see, what i'm saying is that there is enough easily-identified waste in terms of ROI from wages alone at arsenal to make a mockery of any contention that they shouldn't/couldn't be doing better with the resources they are using, let alone the continued (and yes, grating) statements assuring the world that there's plenty more cash where that came from

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

xp: I think he's changed his on-field tactics and strategy drastically this season! not to target 1st, but to consolidate 4th with what he prob regards as his weakest squad in a decade.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

sam, when you say things like that on a tuesday i agree with you

when you say on wednesday that arsenal couldn't possible do any more with what they have i don't agree with you

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal are a v interesting club, wenger is a very interesting manager, i approve of them in many ways and i'd v much like to know where their money is/goes and why they don't like letting ppl know about it

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

so... you are still saying the same thing i am

xpost

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

ps if you don't buy ben arfa for rw and demba ba i hope we do

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

when you say on wednesday that arsenal couldn't possible do any more with what they have i don't agree with you

― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:12 (1 minute ago)

i dont know what this means or is refering to.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

wenger doesn't like ben affleck. he had the opportunity to buy him when we got nasri/ben arfa replaced nasri at marseille and he talked about attitude problems etc.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

i don't want to summarise ilx but

i don't think you are comprehending me

and i don't think it's my fault

i mean

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

i think this iz what deeznuts felt like thru 2008 or w/e

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

xp: I think he's changed his on-field tactics and strategy drastically this season! not to target 1st, but to consolidate 4th with what he prob regards as his weakest squad in a decade.

yes, but the ensuing positive results will be ignored once he gets the chance to revert over the summer imo, because this forced change is a necessary evil for wenger, is my prediction

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

5. Where has all the money gone?
Unsurprisingly, it’s all about the new stadium, property and other infrastructure (e.g. the new medical centre at London Colney) with £180 million going on capital expenditure and £111 million on loan interest.

Swiss Ramble

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

xp maybe maybe - if he brings Denilson back we'll know you're right.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Or you could just try to run a club normally.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:08 (11 minutes ago)

i take it you think this is what wenger is doing, and i disagree

xp ie i don't agree that wenger's job is to take into account property markets

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

you are making up a pov for me. how is me saying things like 'if fergie had this squad instead of utds, he'd be on the same points tally as he is right now' to mean 'that arsenal couldn't possible do any more with what they have'?

xpost

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

you mean that ferguson could manage these players to greater effect, and that this is beyond wenger's ken

i mean that wenger could use the financial resources available to him to much greater effect, and it is conscious decision that he does not

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

Well it *oughtn't* be the manager's job but it's the board that gets to decide that, accepting the financials w/o complaint might be a non-negotiable part of Wenger's continued employment there, idk.

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

i take it you think this is what wenger is doing, and i disagree

how many times this season do I have to say Wenger Out? I have said how disappointed I am in how this season has gone through problems the man off the street could figure out how to solve like 5 times in the past day. I don't think this is what wenger is doing. I've been using words like negligant and disappointment quite a lot but from now on i'll just type WENGER OUT after every sentence. just to make it obvious.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

then i feel evermore justified in criticising him for it, goebbels wenger imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

idk sam

idk

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

i mean that wenger could use the financial resources available to him to much greater effect, and it is conscious decision that he does not

― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:26 (1 minute ago)

I don't think it is a conscious decision for him to buy players who look very good elsewhere and then fail at Arsenal. Or if it is then he should be fired immediately.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

like if we assume the club is being run according to regrettable American corporate standard practice then Orwellian doublespeak is prob mandatory for anyone who talks to the press, no?

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

like if we assume the club is being run according to regrettable American corporate standard practice then Orwellian doublespeak is prob mandatory for anyone who talks to the press, no?

― boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:30 (13 seconds ago)

this is just everyone in football bar balotelli, barton and whatever wacky story you hear from romania every week

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think it is a conscious decision for him to buy players who look very good elsewhere and then fail at Arsenal.

he buys players that look v good in leagues where i'd look p good, and you & i both know this

boxall- orwellian doublespeak is probably optional unless you're being paid to outright lie about the #1 question your fans are asking on a constant basis

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Nah, I think when Mancini or Redknapp complain about their chairmen's frugality they're exposing real behind-the-scenes friction (& sometimes it leads to them getting what they want) - Wenger more likely reading off a script.

[being paid to outright lie about the #1 question your fans are asking] - that's p much what I'm suggesting, maybe it's overly cynical, idk

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

And this is p much just what nakh said earlier, vis a vis this quote (which again is discussed in that Swiss Ramble piece): “We want to pay the debt back from building the stadium and that’s around £15 million, so it’s normal that at the start we have to make £15 million or we lose money.”

boxall, Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

ya

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

most all clubs in the epl have long-term debts of note, and not all of them have a stadium bringing in the sums the emirates does to alleviate this

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

he buys players that look v good in leagues where i'd look p good, and you & i both know this

again this doesn't mean anything. real bought ozil from the same midtable we bought mertesacker.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

all players in a team have the same ability/performance?

ps i was all for mertesacker as being maybe an indicator that wenger was copping on tbfttl and myself, didn't realise that his knees didn't bend and probably neither did wenger

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

well you seemed to imply that not only do all players in a team have the same ability/performance but whole leagues so

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

basically we are going around in circles for something we both agree with each other about

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

ilf man i'm not here cos they pay me

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

This was the first game in which Arsenal had scored without van Persie either scoring or assisting since Swansea in September.

blimey

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

well you seemed to imply that not only do all players in a team have the same ability/performance but whole leagues so

not at all, i implied that buying from a league of overall lower quality leaves you gambling, this is a fairly obvious(?) point. player on a team aren't in internal competition with each other as a method of demonstrating their ability so i don't think it's a valid corollary

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

i dont think there is much difference between signing a player from between the top 5 leagues in terms of who they play against 80% of the time. maybe buying from upper tier cl teams > buying from top 5 leagues > buying from lower leagues/other countries

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

hmm maybe it's just not valid to use it as a test in any case tbh, just try to measure a player independently of the surrounding dross

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

woke up at 4am and read the whole damn thing. rmde.

still, the only thing i really take issue with is the idea that van persie, at 28 and with his injury record, might be prepared to stick it out at arsenal for the last year of his contract. have you guys not seen jerry maguire? surely the only options are a big contract at arsenal or a bigger one somewhere else?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 26 March 2012 09:23 (thirteen years ago)

maybe, just maybe, not all millionaire footballers think in terms of how much they earn. family in london and all that. i know we live in a world where tevez exists though.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 March 2012 09:48 (thirteen years ago)

also the big and bigger contracts will still be there in a year.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 March 2012 09:50 (thirteen years ago)

not if he gets injured againt they won't. it would be quite a big risk to take, is all I'm saying.

and it's not about the per week amount being a factor, but the length of the contract, because the next one he signs will be his last big one. i'm not even begrudging it - he should be thinking about these things - because i simply can't conceive of why he would stay at arsenal without committing.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 26 March 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)

ruud van injury still getting p big contracts despite being mid thirties w/ extensive injury background. clubs will always be p stupid when it comes to these things.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:06 (thirteen years ago)

also have said it 100s of times before - robin's injury past has always come from shawx type incidents, not reoccuring problems.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:07 (thirteen years ago)

[fyi in my imagerinary scenario he has set wenger a date, like in november or something to sign his contract and see how we start the season and if we do badly he'll leave for some sort of fee in january. i really do think he is why we are going for expensive improvement work though and i dont know why he'd leave if he was behind that.]

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:09 (thirteen years ago)

idg why his stayin the year then leaving on a free can't happen

less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:21 (thirteen years ago)

it can, i just don't see why he would take the risk.

sam, i'm not convinced that i'm right but i do hope you are.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 26 March 2012 10:40 (thirteen years ago)

who would take the risk? the guy on crazy hot form on a sustained run without injuries who'd earn exponentially more as a free transfer or at a bigger club with better players anyway?

I....dgi

less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 26 March 2012 10:55 (thirteen years ago)

If he goes it won't be in January.

boxall, Monday, 26 March 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/special-report-carl-jenkinson-s-haircut

IMPORTANT NEWS ON THE ARSENAL WEBSITE AGAIN

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

must say the ox does an uncommonly good deadpan delivery for a baller

r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

important question about Oxlade-Chamberlain - is he wearing some kind of cotton polo neck or a thin snood or if neither what is going on with his neckline?

We Need To Talk About Trayvon (admrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

examples:
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59476000/jpg/_59476728_alexoxlade-chamberlain.jpg

http://images.football365.com/12/02/800x600/Alex-OxladeChamberlain_2712940.jpg

ah, it's some kind thermalwear? Anyway - great player, but this is a really distracting detail.

We Need To Talk About Trayvon (admrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

It's a wee bit, you know, femmy?

We Need To Talk About Trayvon (admrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

Did Graeme Le Saux die in vain?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://news.arseblog.com/2012/04/a-look-at-next-seasons-scholars

worthy of a scrooge mcduck poll imo with some of these names.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

well sort it out then

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

Hleb was married to Anastasia Kosenkova, an ex-singer of the Belarusian pop group 'Topless'. Their wedding took place the summer of 2008.[28]

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 8 April 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

if mvila is as good as french observers would have u believe, arsenal should get him to actually be a proper defensively minded midfielder and let song and wilshere run things

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

why would he go to a europa league team?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:45 (thirteen years ago)

Is Wilshere coming back?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

u have probably a 70% chance of not being a europa league team

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

this was the best case for arteta all season, without him they are like an under 12 team, completely acephalic

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

thats just what i said, acephalic, i said

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol i realized arsenal in cyrillic looks a bit like that

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

i figured it was intentional

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

no i mean i just noticed right now

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

prob subconscious from watching one of those hd russian streams

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

wenger looked so pissed today

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 May 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

James hasn't posted since 20th March, I'm wondering if this could be a factor

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

Reports on Tuesday suggested they were on the brink of completing what would be a club record £17.7m signing of the Rennes midfielder M'Vila, who has long been linked with a move to the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal appear to be succeeding in conducting their summer transfer business early this year, having been accused of panic signings at the end of the August window after selling Cesc Fábregas and Samir Nasri.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

saw Rennes at the weekend. They lost 2-0 to Montpellier but M'Vila looked fantastic, and he wasn't the only one, Pitroipa and Brahimi stood out as well.

boxall, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

I've read lately he has a nasty temper off the pitch though, M'Vila.

boxall, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

they could use a bit of devillment

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

may as well bring the shawxings in-house.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

there is a pattern of shit players injuring arsenal players but since the pl and english football in general is tolerant of pretty dangerous play, arsenal will just have to reply in kind

i've often thought that it'd be worth getting a few 6'2, 200lb trainees who are too rubbish to ever get a professional contract and sub them on at 80mins while winning 3-0 vs [northern pl], and instruct them to make the most dangerous tackle they can on cattermole/barton/[k]henry etc

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:51 PM

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

'winning 3-0'. So once a season then.

pandemic, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

that was when they had more than one attacking player

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

see u get rid of the cescs nasris and reyeses and the savages go for sagna and ramsey

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

terrific news? heard he has a bad temper, hopefully wenger can do the same magic he did on rapey van injury and get it under control.

find a new vidic, a decent backup gk and ship out the shit (maybe not bendtner?) and we could be a... good team? idk

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

is Vertonghen still supposed to be incoming?

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.goal.com/en/news/462/netherlands/2012/05/08/3088412/ajax-defender-vertonghen-tottenham-are-my-absolute-favourite

ah, i see that he's a right slaaaaaag.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

nae fuckin way is bendtner worth keeping

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

he's no chamakh

unless eisfield is ready or we get a bajillion rvp pounds, we'll still need a 3rd striker and we are already spending £35m on two players with more important positions needing to be looked at.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

Lucas Barrios would have been a good buy, but when Guangzhou Evergrande comes calling you don't say no.

boxall, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

European giants Real Madrid and Inter are also believed to be interested and M’Vila told Canal+: “Inter, Arsenal, Real ... I will take the fun everywhere!"

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

Beninwende Yann Jonathan Pitroipa (born 12 April 1986 in Ouagadougou) is a Burkinabé footballer. He plays for French club Stade Rennais, whom he joined from Hamburger SV. Known by his incredible speed and by pulling withering counterattacks.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFr-ig3LPrI

boxall, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

Lucas Barrios would have been a good buy, but when Guangzhou Evergrande comes calling you don't say no.

― boxall, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 17:41 (Yesterday)

I'm still a bit surprised Arsenal are spending 17m each on two players, and if we were to spend that amount on a third, I'd like it to be a centre half instead of Barrios. We'll only need a Barrios if/when RVI says he is off.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Bendtner could be a useful squad player. O'Neill seems to have told him to stop being a dick and just do what he is good at.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

psyched for arsenal next year if this shit happens

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

told him to stop being a dick

The genius of Mad Martin's Man Management right there.

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

So Pat Rice replaced by Steve Bould. He should know something about defending.

pandemic, Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)

not before time.

keown and dixon would both make good coaches, from their motd2 pairing anyway

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

you wot

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

i like how nobody rly knows how good any given assistant manager is but because pat rice looks like a genial old cove and because wenger is so well entrenched, the hardcore arsenal fans want him to be taken out and shot and replaced by some oi mates shouty sergeant major type and heh well maybe steve bould will be like that?

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

They should really appoint the kit man, he's won more than Wenger for starters.

pandemic, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

xp does that not seem a fair enough surmise to you tho? only straw left to grasp if wenger's unshiftable

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

i like how nobody rly knows how good any given assistant manager is but because pat rice looks like a genial old cove and because wenger is so well entrenched, the hardcore arsenal fans want him to be taken out and shot and replaced by some oi mates shouty sergeant major type and heh well maybe steve bould will be like that?

― tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:19 (14 minutes ago)

As in the guy who prides himself on making every youth into a poncy CM playmaker? I don't think 2012 Steve Bould is that guy.

Excited about his appointment though, if only because it re-affirms the want to connect the first team with the academy. Oh and shit yeah if anyone can sort out the first team's defending problems it is that dude.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

idk yeah i suspect if he's got this far he's already had all the george graham dna brainwashed out of him but even if he was the exact same guy as rice it'd still be worthwhile as a different (and vaguely imposing) face

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

i suspect wenger is in tune enough to know what 'steve bould' brings to the fans and in a season where we have regularly let in 3+ goals, may be using that to appease a lot of the noise. throw in m'vila, who most fans (incl. me) who haven't seen much of but has a reputation of being an anti-wengerball hardnut de jong type and idk maybe he started reading blogs.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

rearranging the deckchairs might be a sop to the blogs but buying m'vila isn't that far out of line for wenger, he has had vieira, gilberto, flamini etc before

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

i dont think he has ever intentionally replaced a more technical/flair player w/ someone with less of that important to his game? like ok arteta wasn't cesc but he at least tried to go like-for-budget-like. and cesc had to be replaced. he is pushing song back for a player who doesn't seem concerned with playing the 'arsenal' way... for the sake of results over beauty? this seems p new.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think m'vila is a de jong type goon at all, he is a central midfielder in the french (ie predominantly 4231) fashion who is also a pretty powerful player

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

and i think this season has proven that song needs to be played ahead of a more dedicated defensively minded player, like against norwich he sets up rvp with another nice chipped pass and then loses possession for the third goal

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

09 May 2012

Arsenal now appear unlikely to sign Yann M’Vila this summer after distancing themselves from reports suggesting a deal had been struck with Rennes.

The Gunners have a longstanding interest in the 21-year-old midfielder and it appeared as though a £17.7million agreement had been reached ahead of a proposed move.

However, Standard Sport understands that the player’s agent had instigated rumours a deal was close in order to force an offer from Inter Milan and that Arsenal have no plans to sign the Frenchman at present.

The framework of a four-year deal worth £60,000 a week had been proposed from the player’s side when tentative contact was made last August and was believed to have been met with a positive response from the club’s hierarchy.

However, Arsenal have privately rejected reports that talks have resumed and are instead keen on switching their attentions elsewhere — in direct contrast to noises from the player’s camp that an agreement was imminent.

M’Vila’s fee would represent a club record and there are thought to be reservations about the player’s temperament after he was arrested for allegedly punching a 17-year-old in an incident that took place at his home.

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

used to think wenger always denied everything but i tend to believe reports like this now

i still don't really get whats happened with the vertonghen deal, presumably arsenal just backed out?

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

he's waiting to see who finishes third obv

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

i like how nobody rly knows how good any given assistant manager is

I think we can be fairly certain Mike Phelan isn't up to much

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

you'd notice the difference in ferguson's over the years, i'd say?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Like nakh said, we're never really going to know what any of these guys actually do on a day to day basis, but you did get the impression that Queiroz had a little more to him (and he was instrumental in getting Ronaldo and Nani if nothing else). Him and McClaren (who was apparently very involved in devising new training methods, diet etc.) seemed more involved on the touchline during games as well. Phelan looks like a yes man

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i was going to mention him, i think he was maybe the most influential assistant manager i can think of

phelan seems unimportant but rené meulensteen must have a bit of influence apart from dropping substitution boards on ferguson's feet

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

the only thing I really know about Meulensteen is he likes talking abut signings that are never going to happen in the press. I imagine he takes care of training sessions and so on while Mike does...?

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

we should really have a manchester united thread to like talk about things other than lol twp lol phelan

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

we could kick it off with a discussion about these abominations

http://redmancunian.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/man-utd-2012_13_kit.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

they look like tea towels from poundland

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Those are alright imo. Obviously every football kit ever would look better shorn of extraneous detail, but a bit of unfussy shading ain't so bad.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

nike are a destructive force in trying to fuck with a formula because they don't think trad kits aren't interesting.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

something vaguely scottish about it, tribute to ferguson's 243rd season

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Obviously every football kit ever would look better shorn of extraneous detail

TRUTH BOMB

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

it's actually a tribute to Manchester's traditional gingham trade, apparently

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

"The Gingham Collection"

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

It's really called that

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

the need to release kits every season pretty much ensures they have to do something stupid with them in order to justify its own existence

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

like the home kit on the left looks like some sort of cropped tank-top, which would definitely be a new look for fitba kits

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

a tribute to manchester's proud and historic commitment to underage street prostitution

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

yeah. In an ideal world Utd would have a solid red home kit, solid black away kit and that's your lot.

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JgvpR.jpg

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

i cant imagine they sell much more of radically re-designed kits than they do of ones that are just tweaked. people who buy kits yearly don't think 'oh shit now it looks like something hideous imma have to get that, at least it doesn't look like my clubs shirt', right? it is more about having a new name+number on the back, i always thought. or maybe just getting one to support their club blindly/show their continued allegiance/where they go every other saturday.

this goes out of the window when kits look absolutely beautiful but even those usually follow a formula. and traditionally that is a case of buying ones for overseas teams, as you'll never rock a nice spurs shirt if you are a wolves fan or whatever.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal have actually been pretty successful at treading the middle path between 'ZOMG retarded new hideous look for 2k16' and 'just tweaked a lil'

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

barcelona too

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but also fucking lilywhite away kits.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

yeah u gotta allow they will always do something stupid for away kits

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.4dfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/BarcelonaChelsea.jpg

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

but WHYYYYYY

it is bad enough that they started switching it between yellow/blue every year, why make us look like fucking SPURS

supposedly they were one of the worst selling kits we've ever had too, so lol fuck you nike and yr questionable ethics making the things

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

it's actually a tribute to Manchester's traditional gingham trade, apparently

I wonder where in Manchester these amazing tributes were made...

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

for being the most popular sportswear company in the world, nike has had some pretty amazingly bad ideas. mls espeically littered with examples

Nike, the Fire's original equipment supplier, intended for the team to be named the Chicago Rhythm. The Rhythm identity featured a turquoise, black and green color scheme, and a logo adorned with a cobra.

mizzell, Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

haha

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

lol onimo

The current Barca number is a disgrace. The Milan one too, they're usually unimpeachable.

The Rhythm sounds like the type of high concept I could get behind. I imagine it was ditched because fans being able to spell their team's name is pretty essential.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Juve's 'away' kit that they seem to wear all the time somehow is an abomination.

pandemic, Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

yes, i'm aware of the irony onimo

Number None, Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

gingham pele

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

oof those mister potato ads, i love it when i see/hear them on radio. those chips are ok but not great tho.
as for kits, i feel like all the equipment suppliers are complete tools. nike as we've seen upthread, but adidas too (i have some barfy kits to show you, just google "om orange 2012" to see what i mean). and those ugly as hell kits usually come with a terrible justification. also, i dunno why they feel the need to continually veer away from traditional club colors.

Jibe, Friday, 11 May 2012 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, no we all know why they do that. the sad thing tho is that a lot of the ugly ones still get bought :( also in france clubs have their home & away kits and the infamous third kit (called the europe one, even tho some of the teams sporting one havent had a taste of europe for a while). this third kit is usually the truly horrible one, the one where the suppliers are given free rein to do as they please. is that something that happens in the epl too?

Jibe, Friday, 11 May 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

it has become a thing in the past years although it had been done in the past on occasion (for example the utd grey kit that 'the players couldnt see' and they had to change at half time.)

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 May 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

past 5-10 years, sorry.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 May 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit that om kit is vile

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 May 2012 05:24 (thirteen years ago)

it is isn't it. sadly there are many others just as vile in ligue 1 (the evian pink&yellow one comes to mind). there's a blog that holds the "cacamiseta" contest, which chooses the ugliest kits every year. some of them are truly awful.

Jibe, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:49 (thirteen years ago)

arsenal banana icecream chocolate sprinkles, one of the greats.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

(the evian pink&yellow one comes to mind)

something truly special is that one

french shirts all look more like cycling or rugger tops anyway so i tend to forgive them

r|t|c, Friday, 11 May 2012 08:59 (thirteen years ago)

Gah, the national team have gone and replaced the beautiful shirts I invested in, new, only last summer. The fuckers. Even if the new ones are equally stylish.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 May 2012 09:08 (thirteen years ago)

Probably, but I can't really be bothered to spend all of every summer handwringing over players that might or might not leave. Fabregas and Nasri departing last year was supposed to leave us somewhere around mid-table, just as was the case with Overmars and Petit in 2000, Anelka whenever he sulked out, Thierry to a lesser extent in 07. It's not even a case of "in Wenger we trust" anymore, just that finishing top four is a pretty decent feat these days (and this season in particular) and I have no control over the players that come and go but come and go they will.

I remember the summer Hleb left, about three weeks before I'd even read/heard any rumours of it, overhearing a bloke on the tube who worked in the club shop talking about how he'd been asked to clear all the number 13 shirts from the shelves. Always wished I'd kept a line in with that guy.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 May 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol people bought hleb shirts?

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

I actually saw someone wearing one at a game that season. Odd enough on its own, it was made more so by the fact that the guy looked about 40.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 May 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/JackWilshere/status/201705149490663425

ehhhh rly?

nakhchivan, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i guess

still, chelsea

nakhchivan, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

statements like that will never not cause RMDE

CHAMP1-6NS (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Ok so in the past week the transfer hype no clue blog talk machine has been going crazy with strikers linked to Arsenal. We could have a cheeky bid for Dzeko! Or wait, we are buying Dempsey! No we aren't, we are buying Giroud! No we aren't, we are buying Doumbia! No we aren't, we are bidding for Huntelaar*. No wait, it is actually Rondon! Oh, maybe RVP may stay. But we might still buy a striker? We did already? What? Huh?

*Cos lol him and rvi get along so well.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago)

there was one about sending chamakh + money to get giroud. depending on the amount you'd be sending that sounded like a good deal for montpellier. not gonna say if it'd be a good deal for arsenal because of late every time you get a ligue 1 player he's awful for you.

Jibe, Friday, 8 June 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago)

yr going to actually get cash money for that waste cunt bendtner now

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)

wasted on Arsenal u mean

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

hes trash

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

Arsenal's top scorer in Euro 2012 iirc

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago)

Chesney tied for 2nd

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago)

Wilshere has closed down his twitter after being accused of being caught on coke.

Because that is def. a new rumour I have not been hearing for the past year or so since he kept getting phantom injuries. Nope, never heard that before.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago)

said the same about rosicky

injury prone players get injuries tbh

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago)

when i was spinning the old Jimmy Bullard rumours my brother pointed out that these guys do get tested on the reg

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)

yes and clubs don't have to declare a test failure.

not that i am suggesting anything on what is surely a new rumour that hasn't been circulating forever and def has no basis in truth

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago)

yeah but epl etc do tests

idk about the offseason

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago)

isn't it because he endorses pepsi?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Alisher Usmanov has issued an open letter to the board criticising them for not sanctioning big spending. Might be interesting if he's looking to increase his stake again:

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/alisher-usmanov-hits-out-at-arsenal-over-robin-van-persie-7917285.html

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 July 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thebeautifulgroan.com/2012/07/05/usmanovs-attempts-to-polarise-outdo-van-persie-for-transparency/

http://arseblog.com/2012/07/is-our-chrilden-learning/

The issue of contract management at the club has also been discussed ad nauseam over the last eight days. It’s certainly an applicable question as to how players such as van Persie, Nasri and Walcott have been able to play us like a grand piano having gotten to the last year of their remaining deals. I’ve seen a lot of criticism from many quarters, but little in the way of viable solutions. I’m sure many will be minded to accuse me of devotedly defending the club here. But I always think it’s important to put oneself in the position of decision maker at the instant a verdict is made and simply try and see why a particular resolution is arrived at.

This blog makes a good case that van Persie’s terms were renewed in 2009. Realistically, 2011 was the first time we could sensibly look to offer improved terms, otherwise we would literally be offering players improved contracts every single year. Gazidis wasn’t being cute at the recent Q & A when he said that the club would be guilty of pandering if they didn’t have some players near the end of their deals.

In this new landscape, the player is the kingmaker. Looser legislation dictates that contracts are such a tightrope. Clearly we have the dual issue of having offered subpar players generous terms too early. But this week I read an interesting letter from a Manchester United fan disgruntled about their handling of young player’s contracts. Ravel Morrison, Paul Pogba and Ezekiel Fryers have been allowed to run their deals down this year, whilst Danny Welbeck remains at an impasse in negotiations with just 12 months left on his contract. Effectively, they haven’t signed up promising youngsters early enough.

There’s been some (understandable) shoe gazing about having our better players cherry picked by richer clubs. I think there’s resentment especially towards clubs whose wealth hasn’t exactly been hard earned poking around N5. It’s probably worth reflecting that we won’t receive much external sympathy on this point. We, of course, headed a syndicate of clubs that chose to form a breakaway Premier League some twenty years ago.

The purpose of the league was, effectively, to pool resources between a select band of clubs. There is many a Championship / League One team that would look at the inequality the Premier League created and regard our predicament with little bonhomie. We created the greed is good league and it spurned a monster that is stomping on our building. (You might also reflect on the fact that we were very active members of G14). There’s little mileage in any piety we might feel. You don’t have to accept that point, but it’s worth entertaining in any case.

“Yes, I love the kinky fuckery." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago)

rot

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

quite surprised that no one's noted the superb name of arsenal youth's serge gnabry.

emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)

paying early tribute to him with my dn.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago)

gnabry its because he's a londoner

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago)

hm maybe i should've gone for 'serge gnrabsbourg'. too late now. :/

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago)

i've kind of made sure not to say a thing about him on ilf. the insane hype surrounding him grows by the day, so naturally he'll be playing for brighton or chievo reserves or somewhere for most of his career.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 August 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago)

RIP Oguzhan Özyakup, long live Gedion Zelalem.

James Mitchell, Monday, 27 August 2012 08:18 (twelve years ago)

^^^ knows

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 August 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago)

Henri Lansbury sold to Forest, thought he was pretty good?

mizzell, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago)

wb jim

r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Carl Jenkinson, will be included for next month's friendly against Sweden, fitness permitting sez the graun

... 4real? is he actually a decent player now?

r|t|c, Friday, 5 October 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago)

and gibbs as well, is he proper or just kind of a perpetual wishy washy will do for now ryan bertrand contender

r|t|c, Friday, 5 October 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago)

I assumed that meant 'called up for finland', but no. I have my doubts about the lad, but fair play to him he's sticking with this football thing.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 5 October 2012 10:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9yiRwlfTg

r|t|c, Friday, 5 October 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago)

I've only seen half our games this season and the ones I didn't see are the ones where people weren't impressed with Jenkinson so idk overall. Midweek though, I'm p certain I said he was the only player on the pitch who was playing properly; always seemingly in position, passing, tackling, crossing was v good. I suspect he was one of the player out of position on set pieces when I was getting frustrated against Chelsea but in normal play he did very well against a rotating hazard/oscar. i think he's going to be a player easily mouldable (sp?) into whatever bould/hodgson want him to be. It is understandable giving him England experience so early so he doesn't pick his other nation (finland?). He's not yet proved himself as an international, its like picking Sterling after five games, though its not like rb is an incredibly strong area for england.

Gibbs is a good player who could be a very good player, def 3rd to Cole and Baines. Only real problems is shoddy at set pieces obv dur and prone to having players successfully take him on, which is absurd considering how fast he is. Reminds me more of Baines than Cole.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 5 October 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago)

rb is a v strong area for england, prob their strongest position.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago)

don't even have to say the name now do you

r|t|c, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago)

ha didn't even cross my mind i swear

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago)

micah and recurring joke

i just dont get glen johnson

a hoy hoy, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago)

All these RBs are kinda the same type of player, there isn't one whose defending I feel completely confident in, but they're all great going forward. Walker should probably be first choice at this stage.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago)

oh yuh forgot walker. i take it back, it should be walker and micah and jenk in the u21s

a hoy hoy, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago)

johnson, walker, richards, smalling, kelly all good rb options, couldn't say england have same depth at cb, lb, lw, cf, midfield questionably but not definitely

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago)

'Jenk' would look good on the back of a shirt

Ismael Klata, Friday, 5 October 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bvOml9a7_oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dmRJp0Ljs

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago)

today i was reminded not of how much weaker they are than the 2003/4 team, but even the 2007/8 one that were competing with probably the best epl team there has been until the eduardo game

ade rvp
rosicky hleb
fabregas flamini

Rachel Howley-Waugh (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 November 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago)

Smashing article. I can't believe the book'll be as good, but I do want to read it now.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 10 November 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago)

'a caviar'. How lovely.

pandemic, Sunday, 11 November 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago)

when does this financial straitjacket come off again? Cos y'all need a fuckin left back pronto

threat of the author (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago)

yes ma'am

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 11 November 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago)

setanta team think it's outrageous that we're forcing belgian left back vertonghmaelen to play at left back. when our first chouce left back is injured. ye're struggling lads, ye're struggling cunts

― threat of the author (darraghmac), Thursday, November 8, 2012 3:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boxall, Sunday, 11 November 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago)

it is too early to start a thread about villas-boas, right? when nakh asked earlier this season who should take over from wenger i couldn't really think of a satisfactory answer but this guy looks like the real fucking deal.

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, December 17, 2010 10:31 AM (1 year ago)

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 17 November 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago)

avb isn't the problem here, but then i spose he wasnt at chelsea either. Gallas is a fucking rot at cb.

bill paxman (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 November 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago)

tbh i still think he will find a place to become a star. whether that is tottenham idk but a squad of players who work to his formulas and he's golden imo.

vote! (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

and gloating about beating him on a day when they had a player sent off at 1-0 up seems like silly business. arsene has lost in stupider fashion.

vote! (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago)

afaict avb's error today was to keep pushing and pushing, which is an error I'd want him to make tbh

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)

So, tell me how to speak Dench

torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 07:48 (twelve years ago)

Aha is this to do with frimpong?

pandemic, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago)

tom hardy speaks fluent dench iirc

bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago)

The only Dench I know was in EMF

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago)

I don't believe you.

pandemic, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:59 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

selling squilacci to galatasaray was a real balls up, really couldve done with dude out there tonight

r|t|c, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago)

maybe (hopefully) too optimistic with the thread title.

vote! (a hoy hoy), Friday, 14 December 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago)

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5847/picture1fj.jpg

Aw I feel bad, I didn't know it was his dream. You just want this guy to have his dreams.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago)

On 30 August 2011, Santon signed for English club Newcastle United on a 5 year contract, for an undisclosed fee, believed to be £5.3m.[15][16]

On 31 August 2011, André Santos signed for Arsenal on a long-term contract. He was given the number 11 shirt.[14] Via Turkish Public Disclosure System (for Turkish stocks), Fenerbahçe SK announced the fee was €7 million.[15]

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago)

http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1356808942370.gif

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago)

I've seen She & Him live but nevertheless that is the most twee thing I have ever seen.

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago)

It really is. I like that even their retreating teammates treat that with the disgust it deserves.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...
three months pass...

http://www.africatopsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/YayaSanogovsMali.jpg

there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)

Gilles Grimandi's been playing Football Manager again

Windsor Davies, Friday, 17 May 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Wolfsburg have moved to beat Arsenal to the signature of Bayern Munich's Luiz Gustavo, with reports in Germany stating that the club have agreed a €20m (£17m) deal for the Brazil defensive midfielder.

The Arsenal manager, Arsène Wenger, who arguably did not replace Alex Song last summer following the player's departure for Barcelona, said on Saturday that he was interested in Gustavo to plug an area of weakness in his squad.

Arsenal valued the 26-year-old at around £14m but appear to have been unwilling to go much higher, allowing Wolfsburg to seize the initiative. The German club have been long-term admirers of Gustavo.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago)

http://brainvsbook.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/the-value-of-nothing-2.jpeg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago)

Telegraph reporting that and also that they're putting in £49m for Suarez

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago)

Would u be careful i saluted that twice before copping

darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tv2tVo5.jpg?1

No results found for "churl sweatshirt" (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

9/4 on Fenerbahce qualifying for the CL looks pretty attractive atm.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 07:56 (eleven years ago)

Arsenal are good at this though, I can't recall there being any fuss over qualification before. This, though:

Interest in Cabaye, a ball-playing midfielder of undoubted class, crystalised as Arsenal were contemplating awkward Champions League qualifier against Fenerbahce in Istanbul and digesting the loss of Oxlade-Chamberlain to long-term injury.

I don't understand how they're only having ideas now, rather than mapping out business-to-be-done at the end of last season and using the summer to get on with it. Utd seem to be working similarly, if the occasional nuggets about Moyes' thought processes are accurate, though at least having new men in charge explains that.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago)

yeah you don't detect any sort of real sense of conviction with these bids, just semi-resentful and obviously not particularly researched sops to the moaners

even with suarez like it gets painted out as a ballsy power move but really it's more like hurriedly buying the most expensive thing (i'm thinking a lawnmower) in the shop to get the migraine-inducing task over with

r|t|c, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago)

and like why cabaye really even. gonna play him next to arteta?

r|t|c, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:18 (eleven years ago)

dear arsene,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWjlBKq0EMI

r|t|c, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:23 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4tkw68o.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago)

happy 64th gaffer!!

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Pat Rice has cancer. I was never really sure of what he did at Arsenal but I really like him and this is sad, sad news.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 28 November 2013 08:17 (eleven years ago)

:-( fuck cancer.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 28 November 2013 08:57 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/I21Hrnb.jpg

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

Carlos Vela will return to Arsenal next season, the president of the forward's current club, Real Sociedad, said on Tuesday.

The Gunners can activate a clause in the former Mexican international's contract to bring him back to the Emirates, and Sociedad president Jokin Aperribay confirmed the move, telling Spanish radio station Cadena SER: "Arsenal have informed us that Vela would be with them next season."

Vela, 25, previously played for Arsenal from 2008-2010. He initially joined Sociedad on loan before securing a permanent deal two years ago.

He excelled this season, scoring 16 goals in 34 games, prompting Arsenal to call him back for a reported 3.5 million pounds.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:14 (ten years ago)

Also I guess this thread title needs changing since Wenger signed a new contract.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:15 (ten years ago)

Feel a lil sorry for him if arsenal don't sell and just have him bench warming.

pandemic, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:10 (ten years ago)

i read somewhere that his clause includes playing for the team for a year so they couldn't just turn him and make a quick profit. it seems like he'd at least be competition on the wings.

wmlynch, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 22:06 (ten years ago)


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