☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

let's keep it here guys

good thread imo

wtf i didn't want this i never wanted this

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVdgHUCpHkk/Sd1vhCCgPUI/AAAAAAAAAG0/3XGGOVQvZEg/s320/cap296.jpg

summat up?

how is bartley doing? sheff utd fans seemed to like having him last season.

☰☰☭☰☰ ARSENAL YOUNGSTERS ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

sorry for having a sheff utd based question on the sheff utd thread.

there's something innately patronising and thoughtless about wandering into a thread dedicated to a relatively struggling lower-league club and asking about an on-loan youngster whom you manifestly hope outgrows his current surrounds, returns to the Emirates and occasionally turns in a decent Carling Cup performance - it shows you don't really care about Sheffield United

however upon reading a recent teamsheet I have espied classic forward-bomber Nyron Nosworthy, a man whose whereabouts had slipped my consciousness. I hope he too is thriving, although results suggest perhaps not

r u srs

hp nt

bt r u srs

more just drunk and lairy tbh, ignore me

caek I hope you have sweet Keith Gillespie dreamz and that SUFC have a non-disastrous season

a hoy hoy meets caek in pub

AHH: Awight caek, geeza, ows abaaht that caahnt bartley innit 'e's well good

CAEK: fuck u u patronising cunt

AHH: .....

LJ: (To screen) This is one of the many dangers facing the premier league fan on his forays into lower league territory. Stay tuned for a short instructional video on whippets, which may prove interesting to those of you travelling to the 'north' for away matches this year.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/40sean1x1.jpg

:D

still bitter about getting beaten at home by a 10 men sheff utd team with no gk i guess

guys this is not the official sheffield united thread: sheffield united

Yeah I've been dying to post some Chengdu Blades stuff on there but standards must be upheld (I see you've been relegated for match fixing *again* caek - for shame)

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 4:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cross-posted with NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011.

please keep all sheffield united discussion in the ☭ sheffield united thread ☭ guys.

let's post our fave sheffield united memories itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pSHM6B_q30

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Pentdad
7 months ago

Ok impartially I see this incident and I know Morgan deliberatly wanted to elbow Hume. BUT the elbow landed in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hell it happens in nearly every match.

CONCLUSION: Did he want to hurt him? Yes. Did he want to destroy him? No. Was the injury mostly down to bad luck? Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fEzWMtokXU&feature=fvw

skip to 1:40

^^^ that was in youtube's suggested videos when i was watching the battle of bramall lane

ahahahaha that is the campest extreme sport ever

why didn't I think of the battle of bramall lane first up, that was huge

yeah i mean tbf, and not to defend it, the fractured skull thing was no more violent in intent than a lot of other violent challenges. the battle of bramall lane was straight up crazy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Battle_of_Bramall_Lane_20020316.jpg

think the ref is trying to send of two people at once here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNXtPXoY2o

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

love how many genuine hardmen have played for sheffield united in the past decade - the B of BL even features Michael Brown not being sent off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6efXDzIhM&feature=related

my third football match iirc

was also at this http://www.soccerway.com/matches/1993/03/02/england/premier-league/sheffield-united-fc/tottenham-hotspur-football-club/555420/

that was probably when i stopped thinking of tottenham as a big club actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI0pG0RjQ0g

love the celebration here

was in this pitch invasion. couple of months later i moved to oxford, became a cunt, and that was that. haven't been to a game since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZR2x1INqBI&feature=related

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

no kidding. defending from a different planet - winning goal is a dry run for Jamie Pollock's belter

I love that Cantona is in amongst all the hoofs and shanks. The bio on him that I read recently paints the early-nineties English as essentially a breed of noble savages - this match no doubt exerting a strong influence there.

first game:
http://www.wspsoccer.com/matches/1991/12/14/england/premier-league/sheffield-united-fc/aston-villa-football-club/574491/

second game:
http://www.wspsoccer.com/matches/1991/12/26/england/premier-league/sheffield-united-fc/coventry-city-fc/574512/

^^^ soundtrack to my parent's divorce, along with fleetwood mac

Tusk?

tango in the night iirc

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

Aaargh! You fucker! That match is one half of the day of my greatest footballing nightmare. Leeds benefitting from a series a bizarre gift goals and then the final indignity at Anfield completing three back-to-back defeats in less than a week.

Yeah, I bet the last eighteen years barely make a dent in the anguish.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

some folk don't know they're born etc

Only three-and-a-bit years before Liverpool reach that stage in the cycle btw.

Yeah, I bet the last eighteen years barely make a dent in the anguish

Oh they certainly make up for it, that's true, but whatever comes afterwards can never change the feeling at the time. There was no way of knowing in 92 what was around the corner - instead it felt Newcastle in 96, the one big chance blown never to return.

my third football match iirc

My first match at Old Trafford (many years after my first actual match) was against Sheffield United in 1991. I'd like to be able to say something about The Blades' performance to add to this thread, but I can't remember anything.

rip big man http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/s/sheff_utd/9151810.stm

heaven needed a forearm smash

big win. still a pretty woeful season tbqfh.

Allardyce in. You heard it here first.

this prediction is going almost frighteningly well

what do you know? is this idea an lj original?

prediction made within minutes of big sam's dismissal based on nothing but intuition. next thing you know, the vacancy is there...

feel like uniting allardyce and morgan would result in a platonic ideal of dislikable club. long shot though i think.

apparently not pesch.

surely o'driscoll wouldn't.........

RIP

RIP

RIP

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Narsil.jpg

lol

surprised there wasn't another round of RIPs after tuesday

rip

rip but there is a little life left in this corpse at least

rip

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sheff_utd/9492311.stm

first leg had the highest attendence we've had all season

i'll be liveblogging/packing for move to germany tonight. stoked for the madness.

live on http://www.thefa.com/ btw

let's do this

if you want to see the man u 2018 starting line up play a couple of 2018 tottenham reserves and some kids then tune in now!

A Tom Huddlestone-sized 18-year-old centre-half, Maguire is a minor cult figure in South Yorkshire, having dumped Craig Bellamy on his backside three times while making his senior debut against ­Cardiff in April.

these kits are ridiculous.

pogba of man u looks v good

no diving at this level afaict

just don't let him take a penalty

(pogba)

That's the kid they poached from Le Havre, and nearly got in a lot of trouble for but y'know.

lol, just turned on the fa website stream and the commentators that second started talking about that penalty incident.

Heh, I didn't know about that - the youtube comments under the highlights are as partisan as ever, Liverpool all over them til the penalty, referee to blame, credit to the lads, etc

curses

effs sake

I take it isn't going well?

I had two pound on them at 36 to 1.

two man u goals before half time, now 3-1

36/1 tonight? pretty generous for a two horse race.

4-1 now

he was betting on the result

hiyo!

Sheffield United have named Danny Wilson as their new manager on a three-year contract.

The 51-year-old ex-Sheffield Wednesday boss left his last post at Swindon in March, resigning with the club in the League One relegation zone.

lol.

3 wins out of 3. think we've found our level.

Sheffield United manager Danny Wilson tells BBC Radio Sheffield the 1-0 win over Yeovil town was a determined performance from his side.

^^^ aim high!

living the dream at the top of league 1!

guys, where is lj i miss him

bring it on you chancers

36 seconds, so solid crew could have moved mountains in that time

yeah!

☭ = lj's bat signal

the hammer and sickle -- thomas hitzlsperger's heartwarming documentary on childhood anemia patients

a hoy hoy meets caek in pub

AHH: Awight caek, geeza, ows abaaht that caahnt bartley innit 'e's well good

CAEK: fuck u u patronising cunt

AHH: .....

LJ: (To screen) This is one of the many dangers facing the premier league fan on his forays into lower league territory. Stay tuned for a short instructional video on whippets, which may prove interesting to those of you travelling to the 'north' for away matches this year.

☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ 0 WINS ON THE BOUNCE ☰☰☭☰☰

rip

am loving the Sheffield throwdown in league 1 at the mo

it was good while it lasted

charlton vs. ☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL TOP OF LEAGUE 1 CLASH THIS SATURDAY 3PM ☰☰☭☰☰

gutting

http://i.imgur.com/Y4XFO.jpg

<3

altho now u only have 2/3 of a cake

lolj

i had to throw out my sheffield united scarf because i had to use it when i got a nose bleed on the u-bahn. it looked like a dirty protest by the time the blood dried.

difficult times

play off first round @ stevenage. that it should come to this. #despair.

jesus the reffing at this level

although i am enjoying hearing people in the cloud say "fucking hell" crystal clear

lol "cloud"

it's all gone a bit ched evans huh

yes : (

35 goals + just the 1 rape in 2011/12

Four more people have been arrested by police investigating the alleged naming of a rape victim on social media sites.

North Wales Police, working with South Yorkshire Police, arrested four men in Sheffield on Tuesday, taking the total number of people arrested to 16.

good grief

i think those evans stats roughly equate to stewart downing's for this season.

additionally, what the fuck is wrong with people.

Blades fans please spill the beans re Rangers' latest suitor Charles Green, formerly of your parish.

sorry, i was still in short trousers when he was our chief exec.

Sheffield United will wait on the fitness of Richard Cresswell (shoulder) to boost their options, with Ched Evans and James Beattie unavailable.

Sheffield United will wait on the fitness of Richard Cresswell (shoulder) to boost their options, with Ched Evans (administrative segregation in prison) and James Beattie (shit) unavailable.

Did James Beattie ever play for England, or just make the squad once?

pretty sure he played a few times

Beattie earned his first senior England cap in a friendly against Australia, on 12 February 2003, during his most successful season with Southampton. It was just 15 days before his 25th birthday. Australia won the game 3–1, and the result was described (by the Australian media) as "one of the biggest upsets in soccer history".[30] Beattie played the whole of the first half of the game, and was replaced at half-time by Francis Jeffers, who scored England's consolation goal.
Beattie's brief international career seemed to have come to a close when he was not selected for Euro 2004, the England team coach Sven-Göran Eriksson preferring Emile Heskey as the "traditional" centre forward[citation needed] despite his having scored five fewer goals than Beattie in the previous season.

Franny Jeffers! The Fox In The Box!

please don't watch this game, it's awful

Sheffield United will wait on the fitness of Richard Cresswell (shoulder) to boost their options, with Ched Evans and James Beattie unavailable.

― caek, Monday, May 14, 2012 3:57 PM (4 hours ago)

haha who wrote this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17980126

hat tip to the wire guys for that one

divided loyalties https://twitter.com/#!/kyle28walker/status/202108919986929664

please don't watch this game, it's awful

― caek, Monday, May 14, 2012 7:05 PM (58 minutes ago)

I didn't know it was on before you posted. I was happy then.

god this is grim

we were poor but we were happy

Well there you are.

pick that out

this tweet during the first half is the most dishonest thing on twitter during 2012 https://twitter.com/#!/SUFC_tweets/status/202116359210008578

Heartbreak for Stevenage

the second half of that tweet is fairly accurate

lol

suf_cbooks

A pitch invasion! Yesterday was just a rehearsal.

lol at the flat caps in this pitch invasion

lol at the full police cordon in front of the Stevenage end

i've invaded that pitch a couple of times. security is v lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdG9oamhWgA

celebrating with a nice bit of steel city underground movement

http://www.sufc.co.uk/javaImages/ee/7b/0,,10418~9731054,00.jpg

he's ready

let's do this thing

"uneventful is the best word to describe that first half"

great times

Good grief. 30 more minutes of this. Looking forward to some of these fatties cramping up tho.

aw

Commiserations. 1-1 after eight penalties, it must've been quality. Was it the goalie who missed in the end?

yes

truly awful penalties. we cleared 2 or 3 off the line and did not deserve to win tbh.

man i am so sorry, listened to the shootout on the radio, that was insane

1-1 after 4, 2-2 after normal penalties. and then the next 9 went in.

what a disaster for sheffield united from ~february to now. not promoted with 90 pts.

undefeated in the league so far

http://i.imgur.com/TcAPgeY.gif

goddamn this shirt was some shit

i had that shirt, great shirt, great team

what's happening to sheff utd this season - started like they'd crush all before them, now hanging on barely to play-off spot

caek tell me a tale of pyotr kachura

OH peter katchouro, now i kinda remember the cunt

yeah it's been awful to watch.

luckily i've been in texas and california since they had their first lost, so i've been largely out of the loop

kachura we adore ya

he was shit though mind

my main recollection of 90s blades is just thinking ffs how many seemingly quite effective strikers does dave bassett (and later warnock) need

altho's bassett's collection at palace was better, a classic squad indeed

shipperley freedman morrison dyer ndah mckenzie veart

That Thug Chris Morgan: initial thoughts, caek?

lol is he still alive

Hume underwent emergency surgery and spent 48 hours in the high-dependency unit of a Manchester hospital with life-threatening injuries.[4] In May 2009, it was reported that Barnsley F.C. and Hume were considering legal action against Morgan, who described the period since the incident as "a test of character",[5]

ha. i am in texas. i didn't know about the wilson thing. oh dear.

morgan is terrible, and every time i've heard him speak he seems very, very thick.

here we go

big night tonight for any fans of crude and ineffective football

charlton 2 - 5 sheffield united feels a long while back

ugh

god this is bleak

ned_stark_being_beheaded.gif

no team has had more draws this season

looks like the attendance is about 500

god this is grim

― caek, Monday, May 14, 2012 9:25 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

oh it's stuart attwell. ENJOY

caek who are ur 3 favourite refs currently active and acknowledging u may not have seen too much english football of late

dan burn is a true next gen big

disappointed with yeovil so far, thought they were some hot stuff

it's funner if you pretend it's pigs v borussia dortmund btw

this is the first football match i've seen anywhere in the world this season, so i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question

i like howard webb, he's from near sheffield

unfortunately this game is not on at the local "irish pub" w/ illegal sky feed

yeovil do look pretty awful

what are ur 3 favourite astral phenomena then

i) gallon of magnet
ii) packet of woodbines
iii) good pinch of snuff

iridium flares, cloud g2's impending collision with the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy, and the total eclipse in mel gibson's apocalypto

lol xp

"gallon of maggots" imo

ah the inevitable lower league commentator sigh of "it's gone a little bit scrappy", how i have missed u

:D at all this

next question: does ilx need a wednesday fan

love how literally nothing has occurred in the middle of the park so far

The point at which a stellar object can no longer escape being swallowed by a black hole is known as the Schwarzschild radius, a quantity whose value depends on the black hole's mass, the speed of light and the gravitational constant. The cloud will actually pass far enough away that it will escape the point of no return by approximately 2,200 Schwarzschild radii, which in this case is about 200 times as far as Earth is from the sun. But the supercomputer simulations show that the cloud will not survive the encounter

if you scale it down, this is how close you need to stand to chris morgan in order to be destroyed, in comparison to any other footballer

if the smbh were morgan and the cloud were a promising young footballer, the cloud would get a fractured skull

xxp yes it's just awful

wednesday going down tomorrow too possibly iirc

dan burn looks like the most cultured player on the pitch, idk wtf ur on abt rtc

lol "yeovil playing the more controlled in midfield"

sheff utd coach gives 19 y/o sub a friendly cuff to the head as he comes on

2 seconds later, sub nervously readjusts hairstyle

you're on show, callum mcfadzean

tbrr the sheff utd fans have always given good and friendly craic* at the valley, wdnt begrudge them promotion

*ched evans song notwithstanding, 'he'll shag who he wants' for fucksake guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CasKUX-RAAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CasKUX-RAAM

dammit messed up my League 1 anthem

mcfadzean is the new matty lowton i hear

idk how burn is supposed to look cultured, he's just slipping around the place getting his baby giraffe birth viscera all over everyone

idk how to feel when i see a blades player being brutalised tbh

liking the look of madden, v sharp

ahaha, didn't see that thuggery on robson first time around

yeovil have been, to put it charitably, filthy

ffs i popped out to buy a twix, whappen

angelo balanta!!! i thought this guy was still at mk dons for the 7th year running

smart lad is our angelo, fuck living up to talent just wait for us to come down to his level

*ched evans song notwithstanding, 'he'll shag who he wants' for fucksake guys

― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 20:20 (1 hour ago)

bantz m8

urgh

incredible scenes

your lot are terrible eh

excepting the wingers

yes : (

it's a more enjoyable game than friday tho

it's less enjoyable

head up, son

Sorry caek. Playoffs are shite. And if we do make the final I'd rather have been playing yous lot.

lol http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/20130903-announcement-1032027.aspx

welcome back

lost ched evans to rape? just sign marlon king

sorry caek but youse are irredeemable cunts now. up the wednesday

(latter point hastily retracted as they're our direct relegation rivals)

http://i.imgur.com/FARbwza.jpg

http://www.anglianwolf.com/images/homepage/ComeAndVisit.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZNzTe4QYYZI/TgT8TawEKMI/AAAAAAAAFrE/Oc1vdeaKclo/s1600/Candy+in+Carton.jpg

happy days!

soz dude

didn't fill out your end today apparently, bleak times

Looked like about 5000 ppl in the ground last time I saw video from a home game

We've been bought by a sheikh though so we're basically all set for the premiership now

The Blades are currently 22nd in the League One table having failed to win since the opening game of the season.

On Tuesday they were knocked out of the Johnstone's Paint Trophy by League Two strugglers Hartlepool.

With assistant Lee Carsley also relieved of his duties, coach Chris Morgan, who ended last season in caretaker charge of the club, will lead the side against Coventry on Sunday.

reckon the wednesday would possibly take being relegated if you lot finish 24th

there it is

https://twitter.com/SUFC_tweets/status/392986615607336962

media soiree

incredible scenes

✓

deserved it, no doubt

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1474374_177784225765622_239081600_n.jpg

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1017162_184314871779224_1667416604_n.jpg

Struggling Sheffield United squander a two-goal half-time lead to draw with Yorkshire rivals Bradford City.

ayo!

congratulations on securing an all-sheffield qf

;)

it's never been more on

never in doubt

minus points for that not being you in SUFC kit eating a haddock with a bottle opener

I bet even a great mind like Bronowski couldn't have predicted the Blades becoming the team most unlikely to usurp Posh for that last playoff spot, especially after such a dire start to the season.

don't do it, sheffield united

RIP

otm

is that video of ched's statement alongside his gf as bad as the screencap looks? actually cant bring myself to play it

this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11167114/Ched-Evans-should-never-be-allowed-to-play-a-professional-football-match-again.html

For every person who briefs the press on what a bad idea hiring Evans back would be, the chance of Sheff U coming out of this with any credit whatsoever gets smaller and smaller. They look like such cunts at this point they may as well take him back on twice his previous salary.

Shirt sponsor DBL Logistics said it "strongly condemns rape and violence".

i am sad because they are a part of me but

http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/20141111-statement-2078346.aspx

is just awful

"While some have speculated about whether the Club will or should invite Mr Evans to return to SUFC as a registered footballer, the Club is not prepared at this time to decide that issue."

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/nov/13/jessica-ennis-hill-name-stand-ched-evans-contract-sheffield-united

starting to seem pretty obv which way this is going to go now?

this wasn't a difficult decision even if you're craven and thick and following pr, so i dread to think what was going through the minds of the people in charge

if this guy steps on a pitch some hero is going to smash his leg in half and everyone will applaud. it just makes no sense

not saying that for his sake, I wd support leg-smashing tbh, but it will be a farce

It looks like the latest non league sensation Che(d) Adams has chosen the Blades over Newcastle/Sunderland and half of the championship. Our lot were convinced he had already signed for us. Could be some cog diss probs with the name similarity, esp if the club are trying to bury bad decisions under positive transfer coup news.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-30093565

Comparing your client to convicted terrorists isn't normally a good thing...

there it is

the statement's teeth could not be more gritted

Fuck this club and the bullshit accusatory tone of that statement. This has been a banner day for vermin in football.

Such a bitter, prevaricating statement is another own goal. If they are finally getting shut of the little rat-turd why bother?

http://i.imgur.com/9V6uyaC.png
http://i.imgur.com/RNa987e.png

ahahaha

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/83211000/jpg/_83211603_clough_pa2.jpg

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35211626

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12507673_1526590361003754_4318207738756901186_n.jpg?oh=f172a1c11e3f756758ee1149b3909108&oe=573E9164

good game

the nation's hearts are with you

I'm surprised BT haven't renegotiated so they don't have to broadcast the first half of games from Old Trafford.

'Are you Wednesday in disguise' 🎵

Utter, utter dogshit that. Was willing Rooney to miss.

wet wednesday in stoke

hi

it's happening

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/337749/slide_337749_3432635_free.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjdT2eXC7Q

Great news for @highstorrs Alumni @kylewalker2 https://t.co/Q4NGqPxUhg

— High Storrs Alumni (@HStorrsAlumni) July 13, 2017

is that your old alma mater as well, caek?

yup, but please don't steal my online banking

I wouldn't want to add to the grief of that gruelling penalty shootout 5 years back, so I'll make an exception this time!

wait by "as well as kyle walker" or "as well as calzino"?!

oooh! you are so bitchy and waspish, caek! I bet you didn't get that from High Storrs!

no i'm serious!

all i meant was not stealing from your online banking after inflicting playoff misery 5 years back. I think we both have crossed wires here, no offence intended or taken really tbh!

haha no i got that, i just reread your original message and thought you might have been saying you went to that school too!

I can't guarantee your bank account now though, sorry it is just the way it is.

rip my student loan repayments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVARO0PRm8w

finally a game worthy of the nauseating Murdoch tv appellation "Super Sunday"! (Motherwell vs Aberdeen obv)

jfc, how easy was that?! this has been great fun so far

heh, i sleep through lunchtime games now, but it was nice to wake up to this

https://i.imgur.com/ptLwFgD.png

"Duffy, a United substitute, jinked into the area from the right and lashed a shot past Westwood, and all Wednesday’s good work from the previous 20 minutes was wasted. It was ripped up, thrown in a bin and set on fire after 76 minutes, when Clarke burst between two limp defenders and clipped the most delicate of finishes over Westwood."

lmao

I didn't realise Leon Clarke was at the Blades now, he has had some clubs has that lad! Surprised the massive conceded 4 at home - even in a derby. Their defence was so tight last season, but fuck 'em and great result!

Leon? Really? Leon??

this is all going to end in tears (i.e. play offs) but i'm having a lovely time so far

we hate leeds iirc. should be a good (bad) game.

I love it when L**ds choke, even though apparently Bielsa is apparently some managerial fucking genius cos he looks like jack duckworth and spies on opposition training grounds - choking is what the white shite do.

Wilder had an interesting take on his goalscorer. “He’s done well to be the match-winner because after 25 minutes he was coming off as he was absolutely useless. But I left him in there. I still don’t think this is a defining result but we’re in the mix.”

https://media.giphy.com/media/CtxPAeWayMoIo/giphy.gif

Everything crossed

lol, someone I used to work with who coached Brighouse Town Ladies fc used to often chat with that premiership manager Chris Wilder.

https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/o/y/8/6/d/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1oy630.png/1521341240694.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYWJ0zVaoU

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/250/471/dce.jpg

Dear Blades,

please have a jolly good piss-up on Wednesday night,

signed

Uncle Neil

Like a song for Ched Evans
Like a whinge about Tevez
Like a Dave Bassett long ball
Like a Sean Bean tattoo
Like the fave team of Warnock
Like a sad gammon bastard
Oh Sheffield United,
You'll fuck it again

very likely yes

I just hope they have treacle in their boots tomorrow night, can't be dealing with the potential of a last game relegation like in 2002. My heart can't take it. After Burnley getting into bother for putting out a weakened squad for a dead rubber game it seems we'll up against a full strength xi who have just won 4 on the bounce.

2001 wasn't it?

oops, yeah that is correct. It was a bad year for silly bald guy... and Patrick Stewart. It was a fucking conspiracy of other managers putting out weakened sides, and ulp... we just needed a point for safety in the penultimate game and completely fucked it.

Premiership? your having a laugh! tbh now now I feel deprived of a angst ridden last game cliffhanger

I don't care that he's a gammon and widely despised on ilx. WARNOCK IS GOD!!!!

Wow! Grats to ILx Blades and Terriers.

spare a thought for the 2336 Reading fans who bought tickets for the last game

sparing a thought for anyone from Reading as a matter of course tbh

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/FD25/production/_131950846_billstephenson.jpg

x-post with its grim, up north and Real England&

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67650086