this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world
we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often
also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded
17 year old North Korean girl to thread.
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.
O_O
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
also hey jordan!
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
second goal here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9eiyEsKQw4&feature=player_embedded
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/marseille-sochaux-6989356/ won't embed (the volley is nice but obv the taiwo goal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkx738ll4Y&feature=player_embedded GOD DAMN
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to
― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
That last one is great, i love little chips like that.That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!
― Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
from 34 secs
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
is that an OG?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago)
it is and it's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago)
fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago)
oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (fourteen years ago)
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago)
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago)
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKD_D44kOA&feature=player_embedded#!
dunno if this deserves to go here considering its lol luck with little skill but try not smiling after
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 October 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
the one rtc posted is O_O
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago)
a hoy hoy, you are displaying a worrying lack of on-topic posting
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:22 (fourteen years ago)
<3 Litmanen
Brian McBride's last goal in his last game is a beauty (ffwd to 1:53)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sIE0GrpR8k&feature=channel
― dan m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
from tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59vH1ayS4xY
― 156, Monday, 1 November 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)
oh man. i bet that felt good.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7v6WrrRjA
African Champions League semi-final, relationships between Tunisia and Egypt kept up to their usual high footballing levels thanks to this "goal" from Esperance's Michael Eneramo.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago)
buddle volley- nice.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/irish/9151629.stm
pretty sweet to think this guy will prob get to go to swanky ceremony and meet messi or whatev...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:54 (fourteen years ago)
well, in an ideal world!
Quite right too. Love that goal.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago)
92nd minute winner as well, none of your four goals up showboat nonsense.
― the reasonable one (onimo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-DrSlFiucE&feature=player_embedded
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
o that's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
love it
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
Sidney Sam!
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
leverkusan games involving amazing fucking volleys from outside the area 2: electric bugzizou
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)
Vote Burrows!http://www.fifa.com/ballondor/puskasaward/
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
done, thanks for link
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
That Linus Hallenius goal is something else though
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
hell yes but gotta vote burrows
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
I'm kind of dreading the prospect of Messi or similar winning just cos he's a "name." It's not even a particularly amazing Messi goal by his standards.
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
his standards are very reasonable but yeah, agree with you. this award needs to go to a part-time footballer every year for maximum enjoyment
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Obpz-9TTA&feature=player_embedded
soz if this one already got posted on another thread, didn't see it
― an exciting but non-alcoholic beverage (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
It was on the SPL thread, so I don't blame you for not seeing it :-)
― ailsa, Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/antonio-natale-2-napoli-7690010/
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
i'm feeling udinese at the moment (like di natale, and they've got two chilean internationalists -isla and sanchez), though my italian team remains sampdoria.
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
incredible movement he gets on the ball
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
this'll take a while to load but it's just the first goal:
http://www.3tv.cl/index.php?m=video&v=15551
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 28 November 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
Nice run by Suazo to get his second of the game and win the Mexican Apertura final for Monterrey (also watch this video if you like Andres Cantor).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDomiTbrHSM&feature=player_embedded
Suazo's goal at about 11:40.
Pretty amazing game imo, wish I knew/understood enough about the Mexican league to make a thread.
― fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago)
also I like seeing Oswaldo Sanchez lose in any situation
― fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/jonathan-hayes-rangers-7826360/what's up with the strips here tho. ~clashing~ a bit
― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
2 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czFlRz29TNI
― chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/jonathan-hayes-rangers-7826360/what's up with the strips here tho. ~clashing~ a bit― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:35 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:35 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
tik a boo son tik a boo
― Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
Thumbs up for the chupete suazo goal video. Love that guy,despite him having played for Colo Colo.
― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)
1m12shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YznC4C1tOEk#t=1m12s
― sugg knight (cozen), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
is that the ricardinho who played for middlesbrough
― titular character (acoleuthic), Friday, 17 December 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
?
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
2004 Middlesbrough 0(0)
― titular character (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
ricardinho career stats
― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/chart?content=ricardinho&corpus=0&smoothing=3&year_start=1500&year_end=2008
― titular character (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5HTBQ51PY
― Number None, Saturday, 18 December 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
2nd best goal by a RB after carlos alberto amirite
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
amazing move obviously but fuck me what a finish.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 18 December 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)
fuuuuuuck that may be the best goal ive ever seen
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)
lil hoyberbolic but i like the finish
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
bp
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, I liked that a LOT.
― ailsa, Sunday, 19 December 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnhbYkB4tw
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
fucking hell that commentator is going mental
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
aye, weird that he's already going so mental when there's nothing on, even given the fact that it's 0-0 and in the second minute of injury time, because there's nothing concrete on until cavani does his wee dance then launches it.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
dude watch the whole video, you'll see why he's already going mental
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
lol, never watched all my own video, just rewinded it to watch again.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
cavani was a good buy for napoli huh
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
he was a v classy player last season, not seen *any* napoli this season but whoever bought him were gonna get commentators go mental
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
think he's only on loan?
― mizzell, Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
y tf would a team just loan out their best striker?
dont understand football
obv didnt pay enough attention to european football this year as i shoulda
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
Edinson Roberto Cavani Gómez[1] (born February 14, 1987 in Salto) is a Uruguayan football striker with Italian origins. He currently plays for Napoli becoming a luckbox for them.[2]
anyone?
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
he's scored more than 1 in 2, palermo are mental
i don't know there are always weird loans going on in italy
― mizzell, Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
haha was just looking at his wiki today.
down the bottom, redacted already, it said "forza napoli".
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Sunday, December 19, 2010 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
rofl, what was this about? -- is the guy on speed or what
― return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
palermo maybe don't need him because they have chilean, depression suffering, former hearts player, and quintessetial journeyman mauricio pinilla.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
if you watch the whole thing, as i didn't initially, you see that napoli are breaking forward after brescia have just had an effort cleared off the line at the other end.
palermo have another young uruguayan forward who's sposed to be good
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FChp0sWy6P4
― cozen, Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)
that whole video fills me with such joy - the snow makes that goal abt 50% better
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)
love it. overhead kicks are amazeo.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 19 December 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
if the lalau goal hadn't been posted a month or so ago (iirc?) this'd be the best day of this thread yet
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
boomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Mn6WirXks
― geronimo (cozen), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
Hamit Altintop won the Puskas award by the way. Burrows wuz robbed.
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
didier pogbahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzpuJrAOGs
― geronimo (cozen), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
for some reason the keeper decides not to try and get this dipping shot, but nice strike by hulkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTuYmlYrzjQ
― mizzell, Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/golazo-cani-osasuna-8182710/
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)
Cani ... well he could.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
No goal but more of these nutters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01HXvEkeeiA
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 16 January 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuoBy62xYG0
― cozen, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
hoo
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppsB9_sYrEU
― ailsa, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
nice from stokes
― krugmayne (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 January 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
hmm
it's ok, speculative and he caught it well, but
ah whatever
^^^applies to both of the above goals but obv ibra one is 1000x better haha
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 January 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
That almost choked you, didn't it :-)
― ailsa, Monday, 17 January 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
CELTICCCCCCC
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 January 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR69NDVKFoY
― nathan barlinnie (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
my favourite of the 101gg goals of the week is the Samuel one, or the Iniesta one - Carlos', while great, is aided by some *astonishing* defending/keeping
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
the Iniesta one is one of my favourite recent Barcelona goals - the execution is not merely perfection but touched with genius
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-PfBI1cWP0
― moullet, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
you don't ask much of your amazing goals!
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
Ah but there is nothing quite like a nonchalant chipped goal.
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
Is the Lincoln City goal somewhere? Gonna look for that, scuse me
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_3/9363413.stm
^^^won't be up for long, so enjoy it now
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
Sorry, this media is not available in your territory.
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewQUsDq1dr8&feature=player_embedded
― moullet, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
neymar <3
― nathan barlinnie (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR69NDVKFoY&feature=player_embedded
wonder if he'll now try this about 50 more times before again doing it successfully
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Monday, 24 January 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNs4w2k6qNo
― taiga mutha (nakhchivan), Monday, 24 January 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)
woofhttp://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/26012011/58/world-football-miracle-goal-becomes-web-smash.html
― cozen, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
i've just seen bendtner's goal from midweek and the touch involved is p fucking damn sweet
― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, 28 January 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
bbc's irritating habit of ending 'goals of the week' with whatever half-decent goal arsenal happen to have scored in the carling cup is contemptible imo
there's about 3 or 4 goals better than that, mk dons one especially
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)
yeah srsly how you cd bring up that goal here - you make ailsa's contributions to the celtic publicity campaign seem shy and retiring
*breathes fire*
btw lincoln city have now scored two utter blockbusters inside two weeks
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not denying that other players may score great goals. seriously fuck you lj, can you stop being a dick for once in your life? sorry i haven't watched the football league show in a while and made a spreadsheet of every great goal scored in the non leagues. i work two jobs and could only get around to watching the arsenal highlights this week, let alone watching the team i support, let alone watching every other game. breathe your fucking fire elsewhere. i really liked the skill involved in what i did see and commented on it and you are acting like i poisoned steve tilson because i haven't seen their two goals you mention
― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
i think u misjudge the knockabout nature of my tone - we be callin each other out on ILF, it's all in the game, 'breathes fire' was meant to b lighthearted selfdeprecashun
wd like to see yr spreadsheet of my ceaseless dicking otoh, and where u have hidden steve's body
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
:D
― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
gonna concede that i have consistently been a dick 2u itt but dammit 'amazing goal' is something worth brawling abt imo prhps lol
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
tbf i deserved it back in my month of obsessively watching ronaldinho youtubes
― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 15:12 (4 months ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:15 (3 months ago)
this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:51 (3 months ago)
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 08:22 (3 months ago)
plus the whole 'matty burrows fluke' farrago
sry
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
its cool bro, one day we should fap over a game of headers and volleys
― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
you make ailsa's contributions to the celtic publicity campaign seem shy and retiring
While we're on the subject, getting quite bored of this lame-ass trolling now as well, tbh. Person speaks more of that which interests them than that which doesn't non-shocker :P
― ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
nothing wrong with being interested in celtic but you also need to see that mk dons goal even if u hate their very existence, think of me as a rowdy lay preacher
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
Actually the Bendtner goal was the best goal I saw this week. Although I enjoyed the Carlton Cole one too, though partially because Jamie Redknapp said that it "literally exploded off his foot". I do watch the Football Lge Show but the only goal I remember was a 40 yard lob that was the first goal in a hat trick, can't remember who though.
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
ashley grimes of the league's hottest property, lincoln city
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
have given hoy enough shit tbh, that bendtner goal is pretty good even if one of the ipswich defenders chooses to do a star-jump instead of defend
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
btw pandemic you're a brighton fan right, well craig noone scored a fucking amazing goal 4u, it's in 'goals of the week', check it
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)
I sort of work under the assumption on this thread that you all watch MOTD and The Football League Show, and don't watch Scottish football highlights, btw.
― ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)
chick young fills us in now and then tbh
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)
and 101gg goes to Scotland whenever it can ;)
Right, close thread and just post a link to 101gg then. Sorted :-)
― ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)
101gg doesn't get everything tbf, didn't see lincoln city there, besides this is a good place to debate and discuss said goals and whether they really are all that
mebbe it's best just to watch and wonder tho idk
― 2010 was a great year for highly-credible pop-ambient (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 January 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
Thanks LJ. I fast frwded my sky + of Football Lge Show past the Brighton/Bournemouth game 'cos I knew they lost. Yes, I am that petty. Will check the goal.
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 28 January 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O50rgS_kyjU#
― gtfopocalypse (dan m), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)
woah
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo7ARLdSy84
pretty good.
― Ludo, Thursday, 10 February 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)
ha, yeah i came here to post that
― the ineluctable bigness of john mensah (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
That was the goal that dan m posted as well
― Number None, Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
hoyl shit
first i was thinking 'the way they are moving the ball so fast and precise is awesome' and then BAM SNEIJDER
― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
assist was a mis-control, awful goal
;)
obv fucking amazing
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 10 February 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
doelpunt
― gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 10 February 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/vote-top-10-goals-of-the-week-3/83720/
vote sneijder you cunts
― acoleuthic, Monday, 14 February 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
did the rooney one get posted? that was an amazing goal
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
it's in that list I just linked. sneijder's is way better.
― acoleuthic, Monday, 14 February 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
25 seconds in, might take a while to load http://www.3tv.cl/index.php?m=video&v=17105
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 February 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
lj you goofball it's rooney
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:46 (2 hours ago)
― the philosopher named after a whiskey (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
guess that's like wading into ilm asking if yall are feeling the new panda bear or whatever but it was an incredible goal fuiud
also wasn't at a computer when i posted that so i couldnt view any of the videos
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
was just reminded of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2bomiDOko&sns=tw
― "multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
should probably take it to "heads, volleys or fancies: the hidden gem goals thread", which I'll make along with my "brits abroad: why are there no more brits abroad" thread
― "multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
rivaldo was so great
― the philosopher named after a whiskey (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
It's hardly a hidden gem though. Pretty widely regarded as the gold standard of overhead kicks
― Number None, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
yeah /hidden gem/ was the wrong phrase. it's still canon
― "multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 07:45 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFtV23A7ow
― The referee was perfect (Chris), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)
I think what makes the Rooney overhead kick better than the Youssef Msakni one is that Rooney hits it straight from a Nani cross from miles off. Overhead kicks are kinda the wondergoal for people with no imagination but that rooney goal is up there with the best of them.
That Danny Holla goal at #9 in the list LJ posted is fantastic.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
h8 that afellay goal cuz u imagine him congratulating himself in nederlandisch ebonics
― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
imagine him doing that on a cold january day in stoke, he wouldn't get out of staffordshire alive, though rather than the usual mention of his ethnicity or religion, egregious fannydangling will be cited on his lynching papers by the local magistrate
― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/107503843#pm_cmp=vid_OEV_P_P
― gtfopocalypse (dan m), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
how'd he hit that with so much forward spin? great technique
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
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― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
love shots w/ massive topsin like that
cronaldo vs portsmouth fk still his finest moment
― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzP6GIpQGAs
― fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
At least he didn't shin it
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
that alone elevates it over the other cunt
― fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
He clearly did - look at last two angles.
― AYE... MON THEN -----O----- (onimo), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
do u go round telling 5yr olds santa isn't real too ;_;
― fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
I actually checked the last two angles but i'm not even sure i know what a shin is anymore
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno if i have or havent' but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlUkriEojAk
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNu7lZcLO3w
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCTbNqBP9h8&playnext=1&list=PL7B8213AB70735FA4
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMbCxl4hnzA&NR=1
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.singasaints.com/img/ani_gifs/cmfg.gif
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXMFy5f7WkQ
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEMp7MMNbys
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
swygart what's the gif? nice one
marsden's goal vs ipswich, voted by terry venables on ITV's Premiership highlights as better than bergkamp vs arsenal
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)
in its own way it was, too
bergkamp vs newcastle obv, NZ has cleared my mind of football
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)
I found Celebrating 25 Years of Goal of the Season for 50p in a charity shop this weekend, watched it last night. There's a compilation of stuff predating the competition's origins in 1970, which can be summarised as Jimmy Greaves Was A Fucking Beast. Third goal here. (This said, the subplot was Bobby Charlton Was A Fucking Beast, and United's consolation is fairly belting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jYTLfukNUg
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
That first Goal of the Season winner, btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjq2xT-tx38
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)
And the best Goal of the Season winner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v935x9YTO-w
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
First moment I can remember where everyone was trying to recreate it in the playground or PE or wherever the Monday after:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmf9UsV23E
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)
wallace goal suffers from quality of opposition tbh
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
Didn't they change the rules to outlaw that kind of thing after the Coventry free-kick? Killjoys.
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnPdv4GHA94&feature=player_embedded
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 27 February 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
p slick
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 27 February 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
proper
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
love parker's toe poke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh3kgcALd20
― mizzell, Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
assumed it was in already. astonishing.
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
The angle from behind Parker really shows how good it was
― Number None, Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)
reminds me of this nedved goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkOmWTsjJQg&feature=fvst
― mizzell, Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
or Muller against Roma
― Number None, Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
just goes to show how one-footed nedved was, no confidence in his left at all
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
58 y/o Zico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbB_mGJl7jk&feature=player_embedded#at=18
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 March 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
single highlight of an awful game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX71gnmjhus
― on... imo (onimo), Saturday, 5 March 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
oh well if we're going classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMXn5hpxaxE
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
and you though nike invented it
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PsCic5WlMM
― jabba hands, Saturday, 5 March 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
Keeper is shit here but if you watch the angle from behind Elano the movement on the ball is absolutely ridiculoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Md0vqr3vY
― Number None, Thursday, 24 March 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
how the fuck do you even make a ball do that
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
I think a deflection of the edge of the defender's head causes the 14th and 15th changes in direction.
― you can be happy also (onimo), Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
this just looked fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI1L8RiWAFM&feature=related
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
fucking brazilians
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
Brazilian goalkeeper Rogerio Ceni scores his 100th goal (FIFA says 98 though, he's counting 2 friendly goals as well)
anyway, it's a fine free kick. and the build-up is nice, the crowd sort of expects him to score and he does. (I like how he looks like a Brazilian arthouse film villain as well) Maybe it's fixed, wouldn't surprise me. Anyway!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gl-Uo-Kx-I&feature=player_embedded#at=125
― Ludo, Monday, 28 March 2011 08:18 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgLmELO5UG4&feature=player_embedded
4:25 mark, rookie right back uncorks a 40 yard blast that may or may not have been aided by the smoke from a grenade that had been popped about 5 minutes previous
― Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
btw I was right behind the goal for this, the movement of the ball in the air seemed unreal
― Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
keeper seems to have made a total cunt of that. still rare to see one coming in from that distance/angle.
mati fernandez is the chilean wonderkid that the world of football has forgotten. overshadowed by alexis sanchez and fading into obscurity in part because of injuries and in part because he's just maybe not as good as his early promise might have suggested, also p inconsistent/lazy.
anyway, he hadn't scored a free-kick since he played for colo colo, four or five years ago. until his late two games for the national team: he scored a free-kick in both games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OM6F98QJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OwCeC3dDjc
― tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
hmmmn ya first matigol fk and chicago goal are v nice
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
<333 anibaba
― harlan, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
me 2
― Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2110344792_422f33a5fd.jpg
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOWmcxOgK6k&feature=feedu
― Number None, Sunday, 10 April 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
i have so much love for this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF984php2Vk&feature=player_embedded#at=78
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 11 April 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)
about 1:04
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 11 April 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4LXkzLa6k
― tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RREP5GWeruQ
― tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
Tap-in
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt-gyxyiBsQ&feature=player_embedded
― mizzell, Sunday, 24 April 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
I posted it in the MLS thread b/c I wasn't sure it was worthy of being here. But it probably is. The kid's pretty great, hope he doesn't get Jozy'd/Adu'd too badly.
― Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Sunday, 24 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA-ohaDYLQc&feature=related
― mizzell, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)
TIK A BOO SON
― Number None, Sunday, 8 May 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)
WOAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Gxxem5ELU&feature=player_embedded
― Michael B, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
ok they win the thread
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GsXSu0ROo
Spanish defending, amirite
― boxall, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l45_pOMwzqM
― Number None, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
Mohammed Nasri's goal at 8:13 is crazy. Dunno if it was posted here or not.
― Number None, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
you can't teach that
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dnkq8v9888
quality cuntage if ever i saw it
― r|t|c, Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Vfdx7LEh4&feature=player_embedded#at=50
― Number None, Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
that's liquid football.
― Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
wow
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 12 June 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
^^^
― pandemic, Sunday, 12 June 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
that's a tasty treat
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
Unfortunately Hassli's right leg was amputated at the knee immediately after the final whistle for having displayed great technical ability in MLS.
― boxall, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
Not quite an amazing goal but y'know, Hernandez <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtyGg4ucqWE&feature=player_embedded
― Number None, Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doOaGiQrM00
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naoSiNRQ1w&feature=player_embedded
― dan m, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)
ok admittedly this happened vs an mls team, but holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6onVyO1l0
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 17 July 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnKW-yVTSrM
― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 July 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago)
I thought about posting this. It makes me so angry.
― Number None, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)
Haha yeah I know what you mean
― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 July 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
the keeper is two feet off his line as well - RIP stout Corinthian sportsmanship ;_;
― I got ten felonies / bitch I'm Craig Bellamy (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 July 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
that's not an amazing goal though.. that's just rolling being a dick thread.
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno, i'm pretty amazed at what an idiot the keeper is
― Number None, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
no one comes out of that looking good
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 18 July 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
i like dodgy penalties like that.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
also good when people fuck up cheeky penalties.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
A United Arab Emirates player whose backheeled penalty in a friendly against Lebanon has become an internet sensation faces possible sanctions for being disrespectful.The penalty has not only angered the Lebanese. Esmaeel Rashed, the UAE manager, said the move was "disrespectful" and that Awana may be punished. A meeting is set for late Tuesday in which the team will decide what action to take, including a possible suspension or fine.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTZGcsZnVw
― mizzell, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
^ ridic
― a million anons (onimo), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago)
oh this is sinister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwF0yqAZFc&feature=player_embedded#at=41
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
Can't stop replaying 0:33
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
shiii
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
sick
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 07:38 (thirteen years ago)
My god what a goal. I can't work out how he did that.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 July 2011 07:44 (thirteen years ago)
ooooh
altho it does look a tiny bit flukier from the other angle
bergkamp v newcastle is still the only goal i'd call sinister though (just in case jordan doesnt know it)
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago)
like neymar's is more to do with how he managed to make that calculation at that speed whereas bergkamp's is (still to this day!) just... how do you even do that, on your left foot, in that position
the dismissive fait accompli finish then only underlines the sinisterosity
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 08:17 (thirteen years ago)
That Begkamp goal my favourite goal EVAH!!
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 08:52 (thirteen years ago)
i like how the defender's all HEY NOT FAIR.
― Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 28 July 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago)
Crikey - it turns out what happened next is Ronaldinho scored a hat trick as Flamengo came back to win 5-4.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDPEfZMGjC0
Game had everything. We're watching the wrong league.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
Neymar > Bergkamp, in this one instance.
― boxall, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
Bergkamp on that Newcastle goal, recently:
Is it your favourite goal?No.Why not?There's a lot of luck. If the defender takes one step back then it's finished. So it's not pure. The Leicester and Argentina goals were pure: when the pass came I knew what I want to do: control, ball inside, finish. With this one there was luck.
― boxall, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
I'm with Dennis on that tbh.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
Still doesn't say whether he meant it or not
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
If the first thought is 'I want to control the ball and pass', then I would never make that turn. But my first thought was 'I want to go to the goal and I'm going to do whatever it takes to go to the goal, no matter how the ball comes to me'. Ten yards before the ball arrived I made my decision: I'm going to turn him.Did you think about where Dabizas was?I knew where he was. I knew.Did you calculate his reaction?No, not that. But you know where the defender will be and that his knees will be bent a little, and that he will be standing a little wide, so he can't turn. And he won't expect it. The thought was, 'just flick the ball and see what happens.'
― boxall, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, he didn't mean it
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
lol what else does calculating dabizas' reaction involve other than everything he then goes on to say? knowing which eye a single tear would fall from afterwards?
i guess i get what perfectionist dennis is saying though, a gamble is still a gamble even if it's the best-gauged one ever
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
ha, that bergkamp goal is pretty sick -- i had never seen it before
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
it's so lol in that neymar goal when he goes to give his teammate that really sissy dual hi five
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
also, i had never heard of neymar, so i looked him up. is he gonna start at strike for brazil in the 2014 world cup, or is he still a bit too young for that?
also in reading his wikipedia, i found out that his agent sold interest on his eventual transfer fee, which i didn't know happened. pretty brilliant tho.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
I was just trolling. Bergkamp made it on to my favourite players ballot, he'll be pleased with that i'm sure
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
I guess there's a slight chance Neymar's final touch is unintentional - he intended to send the ball around the opposite side then meet it there, but it struck his left foot while he was feinting left, and fell perfectly in his path. But I don't think so.
― boxall, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
pretty sure he's gonna start
― moullet, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
Brazil in 2014 will probably use some combination of Pato and Neymar up front i would have thought. They don't have much else going on at the moment
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
How I know the whole game clip hasn't been viewed: nobody's mentioned the penalty incident (7:07 to 9:05). Worth a watch imo.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i just came back to lol at that! that second goal with the comedy neymar assist is great too. <3 neymar
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
fuck a beautfiul game if it means defending as bad as santos though, seriously
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
In June 2010, Santos rejected a £12 million bid from English Premier League team West Ham United for his services.[3]
god i forgot about this, would have been so appalling
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
I still lol at West Ham having Masch + Tevez at one point and being unhappy about it.
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:55 (3 hours ago)
Neymar is already part of the Brazil team. Front rolling four have been spoken of as being Ganso, Lucas Piazon, Pato and Neymar come 2014 but the likes of Robinho will still be in contention.
― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
I thought Ganso was a midfield player
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
yah, more of the centre of the 3 in a 4-2-3-1 iirc. Def not a frwd as such.
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah forward in the same way that Kaka or VDV might be described as.
― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
there's a lucas piazon now?
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Piazon
― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wunPwqxXg9k
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
I hope he's alright :(
― Number None, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
Only in the frame for .1 second on the replay = definition of poacher
Wasn't it a similar wet patch of grass that gave Torres his first Chelsea goal?
― boxall, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQHm5rPKyG0&feature=player_embedded
― keillor can folk anything. and he will, and has. (dan m), Thursday, 4 August 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
making the best of a shit cross
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/brilliant-back-heel-cristiano-ronaldo-guangzhou-14440459/
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
I think that was a cross but y'know, still love him
― Number None, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
Everyone confused because they thought he was going down, amirite?
― 50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Friday, 5 August 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago)
shouild have been subbed for not taking football seriously tbh
― a million anons (onimo), Friday, 5 August 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qp9rFJNji4&feature=related
can't believe jim hasn't posted this itt
― nakhchivan, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
sweet
― pandemic, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6iq0zk3tE&feature=share
― Number None, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx7qm7Kqk9o
― Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2bXKUU3QA
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
Welbeck scored a beaut at the u21s v. Israel
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
Wait, surely Welbeck is injured at the moment?
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 10:52 (thirteen years ago)
marvin sordellbeck.
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://prostepodbicie.blox.pl/resource/DANNY20WELBECK.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49080000/jpg/_49080694_sordell.jpg
feel like i deserve an itv commentating job for confusing black players.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 September 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TJh1QbEVXo
hazard's first, also a nice assist from joe cole for the third
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 September 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9rn8n331U8
― Ludo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbuKWNvvvZw
― Number None, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
A United Arab Emirates player whose backheeled penalty in a friendly against Lebanon has become an internet sensation faces possible sanctions for being disrespectful.
Now dead in a car crash, aged 21.
― (i don't really have an opinion atm tbh) (boxall), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bs2MkeLFxg
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWP-IZa9xc
― mizzell, Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/inigo-martinezv-athletic-bilbao-15495090/
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
came to post that^^ deserves an embed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arEDWgSDLvM
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
because the rolling amazing non-goal thread doesn't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nDxR4ZR_6k&feature=player_embedded
― bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZKJNScfMbw
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SPo4HsHfJbA#!
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXNMACqBkNY&feature=grec_index
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
Threads you never expect to see Kenny Miller in.
― grandpa aaron knows how to live (onimo), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
missed this one til nowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?IguLHZwZP4U
― Number None, Monday, 9 January 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPCjzbsq_k
le tissian
― jabba hands, Monday, 9 January 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPeyTsJHf4#!
― Saltines of Pink - 'Whites Me Tumblr?' (DJ Mencap), Monday, 30 January 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)
perfect
― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO_Ay53ph6I
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
gladbach's second goal (at 1:10) is awesomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQxoeUqZLZ0
― mizzell, Sunday, 19 February 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
great final pass inside the defender and a fine finish
― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 09:47 (thirteen years ago)
reminds me of a young Adrianohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0POep4OK6l0
― Number None, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
thats a beauty that is
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 3 March 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)
don't think i saw this at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW0V1orpsic
― shart practice (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 4 March 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
neymar's second (at :35). great run from inside his own half. he's fuckin quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKFjSkMCiI
― mizzell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
third goal is good too, he never needs to pass it.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
the second and third goals look like they're on fast forward.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
this guy is ridic
he runs fast and i think his hair is going to fall off
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
kuqi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ePVHRvlNs
― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
couple of crackers in herehttp://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/leeds-3-nottingham-forest-7/
― A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)
there was an amazing 30+ yard half volley in the rochdale-oldham game this weekend. not on youtube though, from my 2 second search.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
it's a couple of posts up
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
ah, i should click every one of these links.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
peter fucking crouch
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
ya read yr blogs man
― less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
i was in process of reading the module, been out all day and thread got hueg.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
Piszczek vs Schalke this weekend
http://youtu.be/1EafYvSW3v8
― pandemic, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
aye,seen that.a wee cracker.lovely to see that young dortmund team on course for 2 in a row.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHi-yGeZl8E Ganso
― moullet, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLRCeM0oZ4
catch it while you can
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 10:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tmVWD6tzpOs#!
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 22 April 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RHeFxoERyU
― r|t|c, Monday, 23 April 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
theres been a ton of good goals this week. all of those three ^ are here too http://www.101greatgoals.com/top-goals/vote-top-10-goals-of-the-week-58/
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDxMSQ4nvek&feature=youtu.be
― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
Sweet.
― pandemic, Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)
did we ever discuss whether rvp's volley vs charlton in 2006/7 was a twp-ish shinned fluke or actually the best goal ever
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)
I've certainly see that point raised
― Number None, Thursday, 3 May 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)
seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA4ooLjC17s
― moullet, Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
hope he got a bollocking for that tbph
― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 May 2012 07:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kncHGzxYyeo
Kevin Venegas of MN Stars FC (North American 2nd div)
― Steve Youngblood (dan m), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago)
eric hassli, vancouver, tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NISUPx4BY
― yoel rak (toandos), Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago)
oof pick that one out
― jabba hands, Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago)
he must have a foot like a traction engine.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago)
otoh wtf are you doing one nil down to tfc at home in injury time whitecaps for shame?!
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago)
thump
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago)
jim getting into the swing of concacaf, always shit on tfc why because they deserve it
― yoel rak (toandos), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago)
the referee will have been pleased with his advantage play there
― Djibril Citté (onimo), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago)
a bit fucking special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TogooZOW_rk
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago)
fuckin a
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh9B_N-HTHg&feature=player_embedded
― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago)
dude from kasabian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JPw7c0ChdBk
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago)
fuckin falcao
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 May 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago)
still ravenous even in the off season
upsetting to say so but that is pure class from kasabian dude
loool at it being vs seaman of all people as well, hope he's on suicide watch
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 May 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha, he's done his homework
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago)
“I told my careers adviser I wanted to be centre forward for Leicester City. When he said 'No' I thought I'd be in a rock 'n' roll band."
― mizzell, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk&feature=related
― mizzell, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)
"one of the great Soccer Aid goals"
― Number None, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y14CtYnm6yw&feature=g-all-xit
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago)
love that he's so used to the classic "and no one saw that" reaction that he didnt even bother getting happy about it til realising otherwise
― r|t|c, Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago)
fucking love rabonas.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 31 May 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago)
awes
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 May 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/tottenham_hotspur/126754/giovani-dos-santos-scores-impudent-lob-vs-brazil-did-the-flukey-bugger-mean-it-video.html
filing this under Spurs seems vaguely cruel by whoateallthepies, or 'Pies' as they appear to refer to themselves
the 2011 one underneath it is off the chain, did it get posted here at the time?
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago)
It was, and especially for Tim Howard's part in it - still the best thing ever.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvENPGCFJ6I#t=0m48s
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago)
00:48
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago)
So much gold in that clip
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MadfAygEfU
― DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)
those guys seem to score a lot of amazing goals
― Number None, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago)
john lithgow in the crowd loved that one
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6HUJ2rHPi8
― Number None, Sunday, 16 September 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago)
oh man
― pandemic, Sunday, 16 September 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago)
Porto incidentally have a new Colombian forward whose career matches : goals scored record is 169 (154), so watch out.
― boxall, Tuesday, August 28, 2012 7:02 PM (1 month ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guNeETI4lMk
― boxall, Monday, 8 October 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePWS08aWcM4
bring him back arsene.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 October 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago)
lol, São Paulo must not think very highly of his attacking threat to have him covering that deep on a corner, or does he play right-back now?
― boxall, Monday, 8 October 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago)
i'm gonna imagine that he's scoring those 35 yard wondergoals every week.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago)
Denílson then branded the fans who moaned about then-head coach of São Paulo Adílson Batista as 'very, very annoying'. Denílson then claimed that he did not mean his comments in a negative way. This was followed by a row which ensued to such an extent that the supporters demanded that Denílson never to play for São Paulo again.[17]
― boxall, Monday, 8 October 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cz5kPGVClx4
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago)
Nice. Wonder why the number 19 didn't just shoot.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnnq_vkzct8
― mizzell, Friday, 30 November 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago)
tvrvp
― Phenomenology of Spirit Animal (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sub8eiA-2ds
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)
rolling terrible linesmen
― imago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)
ha, good call imo. rolling terrible defending, i'll allow..
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)
really not a very amazing goal, tttt
it'll happen for ya jabs, sooner ra'n'later
― imago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
still a sharp take from tony christmas there tbf
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFMIlwQRhI
― moullet, Friday, 15 February 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)
yknow we don't use this thread nearly enough... surely one of you must have the patience for 101gg that i seem to lack
anyway, loved these bad boys from bandini's serie a review the other week - nothing from the epl has come close iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UusjkZlvn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26fkquBM0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EU088IUR2g
think this is my fave though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJnW8cemXM
― r|t|c, Saturday, 8 June 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gVWlCtj_Yw
― D@v3 M. (dan m), Sunday, 25 August 2013 06:16 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLYr_bbbx8
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 August 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNBDFLQ8MqM
― Frederik B, Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago)
keeper...
― Number None, Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/4d2512f403d939292ea3eb4b0ac416d5/tumblr_mruiqbdrsB1rn8ggdo1_500.gif
― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBnTlesjHk
finally
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago)
^^^^^^^yes!!!
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk MDR.
― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago)
=(
― Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVkNxpgOrs#t=25
Excellent Sunday League feel about this one.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 September 2013 11:29 (eleven years ago)
2-0-8 formation = instant goal
The future of fitba, fuck yer false nines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9daH8is2A
― Are you a horse? (onimo), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago)
that's the same one that rtc posted about 6 posts up
― check yr poptimism (imago), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)
the future of fitba is dietrich mateschitz buying franchise teams throughout the world and rebranding them in similarly grotty garb
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)
sorry I blame it on bookmarking coupled with shite memory and sporadic ilfing
― Are you a horse? (onimo), Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago)
novelty somewhat debunked when it turned out zeman's roma also did it a few years ago
― r|t|c, Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya0o-0SRKPk
better than beckham's imo
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 October 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago)
better commentary at least
― Number None, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)
Bayer Leverkusen non-goal headered through a hole in the side netting (goal stood)
http://youtu.be/e64cIqth0R4
― ailsa, Friday, 18 October 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzh6Py7d8lw&
― Number None, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago)
<3 Zlatan.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf3PtxdSwms
cavani's not too shabby either
― r|t|c, Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago)
have we seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0DfzVKH95E
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Monday, 21 October 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago)
a relation of yours?
― Number None, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)
touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9JSnZU-YI
― whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago)
holy fuckhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m8bZhNBQktQ#t=155
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago)
and yet...
― Number None, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago)
That was so satisfying :)
Has there been anyone better at rounding the keeper at speed and slotting home?
I know I'm being a po-faced humourless bore but during the World Cup draw when the BBC mbm guy referred to him as the fat Ronaldo I got really annoyed at such disrespect.
― pandemic, Friday, 13 December 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago)
He was the the first "Best Player in the World" I was ever aware of as a football fan so I think he'll always be on a pedestal for me.
So many finishes in that clip where he seemed to barely even glance towards the goal before gunning it in but each time you feel that he couldn't have picked a better spot. Crazy precision.
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 13 December 2013 10:07 (eleven years ago)
The fuckin burst of pace tho, jesus. I remember him first time round but youd want reminding.
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 10:29 (eleven years ago)
Best player
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 December 2013 10:30 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I think we all need reminding, its been all nasty remarks about the guy the last few years
― subaltern 8 (Michael B), Friday, 13 December 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago)
Dya think? Well yeah I suppose in mainstream coverage maybe. I mean obviously there's the fat jokes which are unnecessary and unwelcome but a lot of the time I see his name mentioned these days it's fairly respectful stuff about how in terms of sheer talent he was one of the all-time greats. Just that his career didn't quite pan out how ppl thought it would.
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 13 December 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago)
I think his career panned out pretty well though. Aside from a terrible performance in the 98 WC Final (what happened there? did he have some sort of breakdown before the game?) and he was hampered by injury when he went to milan. ronaldinho - theres a guy who burned bright but too brief.
― subaltern 8 (Michael B), Friday, 13 December 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago)
Ronaldo is one of four players to have won non-consecutive world cups. Ronaldinho could still join that number.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 December 2013 11:55 (eleven years ago)
Not sure if michaels being sarcastic there everyone loves fatronNot sure if windsors being sarcastic there fatron is acknowledged as one of the very greats and backs that up careerwise regardless of injuries or w/e
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago)
Not trying to be to sarcastic nor to cast aspersions on Ronaldo's considerable career achievements but his time at the very peak did feel kinda short, or at least curtailed.
Between 1998 and 2002 there were two and a half / three seasons blighted by injury and his career as a top level superstar was effectively over from the age of about 28.
All I meant was that during that 2 year period with Barca and then Inter he looked like a player who would end up right there in the firmament. Which he sort of is now but less so than might have been had he maintained that form across the course of his career.
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 13 December 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago)
not being sarcastic, it just seems like anytime the dudes name is mentioned it has to be followed up by some LOLFATTY remark but yeah we kid cos we love i guess
― subaltern 8 (Michael B), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago)
Saw every homegame when he played at PSV. He controlled the ball so easily, at speed. It seemed it was pure luck in the beginning cause it looked kinda clumsy, but he kept doing it so it turned out to be pure class.
― knaaq (ryanrandom666), Friday, 13 December 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago)
Aside from a terrible performance in the 98 WC Final (what happened there? did he have some sort of breakdown before the game?)
an inquest by the Brazilian National Congress found that having returned from lunch on the day of the game with roommate Roberto Carlos, Ronaldo suffered a fit in which his entire body convulsed uncontrollably and the striker began to froth at the mouth ... A more plausible explanation is that the Brazilian had a bad reaction to an injection to assist a nagging knee injury, administered as it was only 10 minutes before the seizure.
I don't think I knew this last detail, I always understood it as likely a panic attack
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago)
Pretty sure I remember that when they did the team photo after the handshakes directly before that game Ronaldo could barely bend down.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)
I remember the official teamsheet with 45 mins to go had Bebeto and Edmundo up front, which was switched out after the deadline for Bebeto and Ronaldo with 30 mins left. The BBC's talking heads were all 'lol what a surprise' and 'who saw that coming' as if it happens every game, let alone a World Cup final
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago)
http://i.minus.com/ibn8fHni8wGJYJ.gif
― Number None, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
aaaaahahahaha
― imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)
for one, anywhere won't do
― a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)
once*
only barca could conceive of a goal that involved two opposition players and the post eh
― imago, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)
i love a goal from a corner. michael bradley for the usa:http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm
― mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)
ok i'll stop trying to post things http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm
― mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)
no
― pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)
why yes
― elouise (anky), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:45 (ten years ago)
maybe
― dan m, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)
take it to the fruit preserves thread
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)
the terrible bowdlerisation/legitimation of 101gg has murdered this thread :(
― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)
like an aerial shot of dresden ;-;
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
https://youtu.be/rEJN96aPnxI
― there can be only (onimo), Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:43 (ten years ago)
https://gfycat.com/GiantExaltedHookersealion
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:47 (ten years ago)
the corner is more mesmerizing than the goal
― pandemic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)
thought that keeper goal on the bbc website would be another mildly diverting affair that an outfield player would regard as a sitter
what the actual fuck
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:10 (nine years ago)
does LBI still post, kinda want to know how you come back from that happening to your team
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:11 (nine years ago)
THE SHELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YPO2uLdUI
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:47 (eight years ago)
we taught him that you didn't teach him that
― imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:16 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN6LIJOhN0
― Number None, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:49 (eight years ago)
https://streamable.com/l5zg
KPB vs Villarreal today.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 23 October 2016 22:41 (eight years ago)
that is a treat
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 October 2016 00:10 (eight years ago)
El Niño
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycV86z2WM1c&feature=share
― pointless rock guitar (Michael B), Monday, 20 February 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/AmericxnSaint/status/836689024219811840
― Number None, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
I give you Memphis Depay: https://twitter.com/InsideGones/status/840981296293806080/video/1
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)
From Mexico: https://twitter.com/LIGABancomerMX/status/848344590264520706
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)
Ruben Neves is just too good pic.twitter.com/7uJxU1Fh54— Jõsh (@Foyth) April 11, 2018
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 23:02 (seven years ago)
Zlatan's 500th career goal is RIDICULOUS. 🔥#TORvLA #Zlatan500 https://t.co/gosg571udB— Major League Soccer (@MLS) September 16, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:31 (six years ago)
― imago, Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:36 (six years ago)
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.caughtoffside.com/2018/09/22/video-john-mcginn-goal-dubbed-best-volley-ive-ever-seen-as-twitter-goes-wild-for-aston-villa-stars-wonder-strike/amp/
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 23 September 2018 07:00 (six years ago)
Goal of the season contender from Ian Morris who drags Bohemians back into game with extraordinary strike from 40+ yards pic.twitter.com/0SQtqIUuqp— Soccer Republic (@SoccRepublic) October 8, 2018
soz for bumping other thread
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:28 (six years ago)
love a good hit from a centre back
― imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:29 (six years ago)
<3
― nxd, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:12 (six years ago)
Half decent.
(don't believe it was in tho, not without the ~VAR~ being called in)
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:14 (six years ago)
it was two feet over the line man
― imago, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (six years ago)
mark bateaunberg
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (six years ago)
xp thought the very mention of ~VAR~ would make my comment blush of sarcasm but perhaps it wasn't clear enough
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:25 (six years ago)
*goal line technology not VAR
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:43 (six years ago)
some five goal haul for jovic in bundesliga today
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 October 2018 22:18 (six years ago)
This is pretty great
I can watch this all day. pic.twitter.com/Ooc2oevvAX— 💭 (@Sidenomenal) October 22, 2018
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (six years ago)
oof
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:14 (six years ago)
it's a beauty
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:15 (six years ago)
that's something else
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (six years ago)
Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018
― Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (six years ago)
spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still
oh i love that
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (six years ago)
probably a better assist than van dijk's
― imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (six years ago)
Gulliest™️ goal goes to Gignac😱 pic.twitter.com/3yMddyohTX— The Cooligans (@SoccerCooligans) February 17, 2019
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:58 (six years ago)
nice
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 01:00 (six years ago)
The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 12:02 (six years ago)
HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019
first one partic
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:03 (six years ago)
think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action
― Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:26 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVvCVfuWVE
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 08:58 (six years ago)
rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations
― imago, Monday, 4 March 2019 09:12 (six years ago)
Bless 'im imo
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 09:36 (six years ago)
Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:23 (six years ago)
Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight
pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:09 (five years ago)
amazing assists *are* amazing goals
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (five years ago)
Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:25 (five years ago)
TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020
I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:28 (five years ago)
few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:18 (five years ago)
gio reyna!
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 23:56 (five years ago)
All future US teens to Dortmund plz
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 00:34 (five years ago)
Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
love this finish
― nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (five years ago)
Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (five years ago)
yeah loved that
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (five years ago)
Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (four years ago)
reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit
― imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (four years ago)
Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio. The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (four years ago)
not the goal per se but
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (four years ago)
Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (four years ago)
puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (four years ago)
agreed
― Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (four years ago)
Yes, the Champions League is on...But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (four years ago)
they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru
― imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (four years ago)
pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021
Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:25 (three years ago)
If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:26 (three years ago)
Oh nm that finally showed up
Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:27 (three years ago)
I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:19 (three years ago)
This was pretty nice:
This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:14 (three years ago)
Offside filth, yes
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:24 (three years ago)
Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:27 (three years ago)
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:05 (three years ago)
Meanwhile...In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:00 (three years ago)
What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021
― Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:46 (three years ago)
scholesy
― imago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:31 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w
wait for it
― imago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:02 (three years ago)
Liquid football
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:00 (three years ago)
Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:18 (three years ago)
Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.
@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:49 (three years ago)
WHAT A GOAL! 😱😱Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022
Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 January 2022 20:17 (three years ago)
Halfway line? Pah!
How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?Lucão, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Monday, 7 February 2022 22:50 (three years ago)
why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 22:58 (three years ago)
Rony just scored THIS goal for Palmeiras in their match vs Fluminense, wow. pic.twitter.com/QcmuAs2EFe— Reyi (@Reinaldodcg9) August 27, 2022
Needs a higher quality video to do it justice but this was great.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 August 2022 22:15 (two years ago)
Jose Martinez with his first ever MLS goal. Insane strike pic.twitter.com/h6EgRUOD4A— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) June 22, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 22 June 2023 01:44 (one year ago)