fuck it
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
need nominations for a a poll of players upon whom commentators confer the hororific 'big' like
chrissy sambarichard dunneemile heskeyjohn carewjohn hartson
afaict it's a special honour awarded to players with a certain special aura of solemn clumsiness cuz it's seldom applied to dider drogba for instance
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:02 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
~honorific~
might also write some horrorfic about big ryan nelsen and big chrissy samba savagely killing a passing brontosaurus
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
just for the lulz
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:08 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
these all seem like 'big's:
duncan fergusonniall quinnjan kollermartin keownmark viduka
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:10 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
basically martin o'neill's managerial career was a cover for capturing and taming these strange creatures, for reasons still unknown cuz the cia called time on the program due to cost overruns
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:13 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark
ronan and nakh are gonna basically beast this thread, shame ferg ain't around altho who knows I might turf up some historical footcelsiors
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
predict a strong showing from rtc as well tbh
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i doubt it, lower league can have its own excelsior thread
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
ban
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
1606: GOAL Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd (Van der Vaart Penalty)
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:07 (2 weeks ago)
Spurs goal Absolutely fucking shocking. Bit of head tennis in the United penalty area and the ball falls for Gareth Bale, who takes a touch after collecting Crouch's deflected flick on from Modric's centre and rifles a shot towards Kuszcsak's goal. The United goalkeeper saves well but spills it and dives in at Bale's feelt, completly upending the Welshmen. It's a definite penalty. He. Must. Be. Absolutely. Thick. As. Fuck. Rafael van der Vaart steps up to confidently stroke it past Kuszskasks's despairing dive.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:11 (2 weeks ago)
1614: Dimitar Berbatov puts Wayne Rooney in with a slide rule pass, but the inept potato-faced little cunt can only slash hopelessly wide.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:15 (2 weeks ago)
From MancFan on Twitter: "Just put dinner in the oven and settling down to watch the match. Get in!"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:15 (2 weeks ago)
1618: Wilson Palacios embarks on a magnificent, rampaging individual run and is crudely brought down by Michael Carrick. It's a terrible challenge by the former Spurs man and his wife will be literally unable to look at his contemptible, rodent-like face without being physically sick. Rafael van der Vaart fires the resultant free kick straight at Kuzczszak.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:21 (2 weeks ago)
1632: Presumably nothing whatsoever happens for 14 minutes. You may think I went to get a cup of tea but more likely our Content Production System broke (again) or I had to fill out five editorial clearance forms to make a witty comment. Those of you who watch Match of the Day or follow other streams will know there were three penalty shouts, a two footed tackle, and a goalmouth scramble during this time.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:24 (2 weeks ago)
From StepneyGaz via text: "I'm in the middle of my final exam to be a doctor, but can't resist craftily checking the score on my mobile! Utd to win 2-1."
Not a bad predo Gaz, we shall see.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:29 (2 weeks ago)
1629: Wayne Rooney finds himself in space on the right, but can only drag a hopeless, aimless ball across the front of Heurhelho Gomes' goal. Oh dear, oh dear. Watching that back on the replay, you have to think his whole family must be crying with rage at his performance as they watch this, quietly wishing to themselves that he had been killed when he was a younger man.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:32 (2 weeks ago)
1637: ROONEY STARE! MAN UNITED Wayne Rooney looks at a section of Tottenham supporters and his face instantly causes several thousand people to melt, killing them instantly. This is one of the worst disasters ever to happen at a football game. Try telling that to Alex Ferguson though! He will be absolutely delighted.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:35 (2 weeks ago)
1638: Things getting a little feisty here, as Patrice Evra and Raefael surround Aaron Lennon and beat him into a coma with Luka Modric's left shin. I should point out that Modric's leg had already been severed during an earlier clash with Michael Carrick. Mike Dean facing a job to keep a lid on things at the moment - still goalless at White Hart Lane.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:40 (2 weeks ago)
1643: Noel Gallagher appears to be in the stands. However it's not a happy day for the former Oasis man, as he appears to have soaked himself in urine and is ranting delusionally about a noise nobody else can hear. Try telling thtat to Alex Ferguson though! The Man United boss will be delighted.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:42 (2 weeks ago)
1645: A fire engulfs most of the away fans end and a tannoy announcement urges fans to head towards the exit. Try telling that to Alex Ferguson though! The Man United boss is hard of hearing.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:44 (2 weeks ago)
mike dean books the stadium announcer for clear attempt to gain advantage by preventing mass slaughter
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:47 (2 weeks ago)
1651: The game's gone off the boil a bit in the last ten minutes, but there's plenty of entertainment off the field, as fighting breaks out between separate factions of heavily armed ultras near the commentary booth. A stray grenade lands next to TV commentator Martin Tyler's foot, and unfortunately for him - it's liiiiiive. Tyler explodes in a shower of bone and gore, drawing ironic cheers from both sets of supporters. A terrible tragedy for Tyler and his family, but I have to say the look on Andy Gray's face is priceless.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:53 (2 weeks ago)
1658: The game becomes scrappy, prompting a discussion in the office about which biscuit we ate most of in 1997. Custard creams are my vote. Try telling that to Man United boss Alex Ferguson though. You can bet there won't be any biscuits featuring in his halftime teamtalk!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:58 (2 weeks ago)
1659: Half-time Tottenham 0-0 Manchester UnitedBBC Sport's Phil McNulty at White Hart Lane: "Spurs just shading it but as tight as it gets. Harry Redknapp and Sir Alex Ferguson will demand greater quality in attacking positions after the break."
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:02 (2 weeks ago)
"Spurs may be the home team but a word for Manchester United who have gallantly agreed to play away from Old Trafford. Harry Redknapp and Sir Alex Ferguson will have been thinking of the half-time team talks, but ultimately on a cold day in North London it's all about Wayne Rooney's continued reluctance to assume the mantle of United Legend that his talent deserves. Whether it's a dignified refusal to take centre stage or his bashfulness in scoring the goals he is certainly capable of, we can be sure that the second half will bring further intrigue".
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:08 (2 weeks ago)
1714: David Beckham looking on to see his team needing a creative spark. It is that vision that should hopefully convince Mr. Capello to cast aside his foreign ways and let him get the caps he needs to make England great again.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:18 (2 weeks ago)
From Hizal9802 on Twitter: "The lads at Nottingham Trent Uni send our regards to BBC Liveblog Legend Stevo, just had a nice bit of banter about seeing this tweet on the BBC!'
Thanks lads, I try to please.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:20 (2 weeks ago)
From srebrenica_aryan_arkan88 on Twitter: "the ultras in NOVI SAD SERBIA send our <3 to big nemanja vidic, keep on killin it out there brother."
Haha, great banter from those Serb ultra lads – Stevo
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:31 (2 weeks ago)
1737: The look of anguish on Wilson Palacios' face after he skied that shot said it all. Whether it's his brother's prolonged abduction and murder or the pressure of playing in the Champions League, it's been a difficult 24 months for the Honduran.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:37 (2 weeks ago)
1740: Half-hearted penalty shout as Rafael van der Vaart tries to turn Nemanja Vidic on the edge of the penalty area, and the big Serbian manages to get his wrists locked around the Dutchman's shoulders and execute a flawless Tiger Suplex '85. Haven't seen that one for a while. It only gets a two count, however, and Utd breathe again. Eighteen minutes left on the clock at the Lane, but do of course bear in mind that the title can't change hands on a time limit draw.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:44 (2 weeks ago)
1742: SENDING OFF Rooney, Manchester United The young tyro at full-back trips Bale and he has to go. It's been a brave performance for Rooney who makes up for his lack of skill with the passion you expect from a United Legend.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:46 (2 weeks ago)
1748: I don't...is this...? This match is threatening to turn into a farce. Javier "Hercules" Hernandez, who was not scheduled to be here, is walking down the tunnel and onto the pitch at White Hart Lane. Fans we apologise for this, w...can we please...can we get him out of here please?
This is not good.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:52 (2 weeks ago)
1753: Hernandez is just standing there, nodding quietly. Chilling mind games from the big Mexican. It's turned into a real game of human chess out there, in stark contrast to the carnage in the stands, where there are now almost no survivors.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:55 (2 weeks ago)
1754: That's Big Les Ferdinand texting in the stands, his stubby digits worn down by years of pachinko and numbed by cold, he hits the sleek iPhone 4 repeatedly against the skull of Tim Sherwood, who looks to have taken a knock judging by the cerebrospinal fluid running from his nose.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:58 (2 weeks ago)
1801: Neat! Gomes smothers at the feet of Giggs as easily as Mike Phelan compressing a pillow over the snoring Brian Kidd.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 18:04 (2 weeks ago)
1802: A rare foray forward for this depleted United side. Giggs carries it forward in the centre circle and tries to release the isolated Javier Hernandez, but his listless through ball is screwed hopelessly wide of the Mexican and dribbles towards the left touchline. That was just pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. What's the fucking point of this when all you end up with is this deadening, pitiful shit? Fuck off, the lot of you. Just fuck off.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 18:06 (2 weeks ago)
1807 FULL TIME The cornrows of Benoit Assou Ekotto smothered with the viscera of the late Darron Gibson, United's players to a lap of honour for the travelling fans who saw their brave rearguard action here today. Harry Redknapp will have been disappointed not to have got the superinjunction, but for once his purple complexion today was more the result of shame at his team's sorry performance than the effects of autoerotic asphyxia gone wrong.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 January 2011 18:12 (2 weeks ago)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ENCASED IN AMBER. OH GOD IT'S A BIT OF A MESS.
This is going to end 35,000,000 - nil.
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
our record win is only 12-0 btw
― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Would be class Wenger trolling if he started to sub off key starters now to rest them. "Nice 15 minute shift Cesc, come and take a seat".
Considering we are still in 4 comps and have Barca in a week and a half, this is otm and needs to happen
― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Andy Carroll emerges from the crowd to celebrate with Arsenal scoring their 6th
― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Hopefully the Sky cameramen will realise there's no point showing the game and will just focus on fat shirtless tattooed Geordies instead.
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if we get 2 more by halftime we will be on goal to hit our biggest ever win. 3 more and we will be gunning for beating the record. the way both teams are playing, i actually dont feel like a dick saying this
― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:32 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
for a player to score twelve and set up six more is irrelevent, look at this lucky newcastle block! no brains!
― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
squillaci on. uhoh arsenal not a lock to win now
― cozen, Saturday, 5 February 2011 16:10 (Yesterday)
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 6 February 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
all v "you will find that our ship is totes unsinkable like".
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 6 February 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Hubris
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 7 February 2011 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link
The lanky big man centre forward of Fate has literally risen at the far post like a salmon to power an exploding football full of pissy disappointment onto the ILX Gooners' parade.
― MPx4A, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
^who's this guy
― acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that was a post after my own heart, x-post.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
it's liiiiive
GOAT imo
― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
i like how anglo commentators rationalize their love of silva by goig on about WORK RATE WORK RATE WORK RATE
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:26 (3 hours ago)
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
underutilised thread
― blind pele (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 November 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
'self ughfacing' is ilfcelsior material par excellence youse unworthy savages
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:52 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I was wondering what it was
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 18 November 2011 17:12 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark
― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
kinda want everton to go down and the myth of them being a well run club living within their means to go with them tbh
Funny, I feel the same about Arsenal
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, November 18, 2011 5:40 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkclean hit
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Friday, November 18, 2011 5:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkball was there to be won
― Number None, Friday, November 18, 2011 5:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkWas on a plate
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, November 18, 2011 5:50 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkit's bounced up nicely and he's hit it and it's flew in. He'll be happy with that
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Friday, November 18, 2011 6:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkSchoolboy error by the original poster really, he won't want to watch highlights of that one tonight
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, November 18, 2011 6:04 AM (8 hours ago)
― mizzell, Friday, 18 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
who and where is sgt biscuits mvp material iirc
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Friday, 18 November 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
this is one of my favourite posts anywhere on ILX ever
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 19 November 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
^
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 November 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link
i must've read through that liveblog a dozen times and every time it brings uncontrollable lols.
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 20 November 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah 'cause illegal German immigration to Alabama is such a problem.
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 5:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you let one in, next thing you know the place is littered with Udo Kiers and Rutger Hauers
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 5:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I sure hope the USMNT doesn't plan to play there any time soon.
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 5:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― long duk dan (dan m), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
Next we'll be reading how Pele turned up and volleyed a ball at the prosecution lawyer and the judge smiled and said: "I'm going to allow this!"
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bs and 'Why Do You Listen To Frog?' (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 February 2012 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/carrlol.png
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link
Utd will still win the league even if City do manage to beat them
Foolish talk. If City win the match, they'll win the league. If United win the match, they'll win the league. If it's a draw, United will *probably* win the league.
― Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 29 April 2012 12:19 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
enough with the mind games
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 29 April 2012 12:23 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
EX-CHELSEA-OR THREAD!
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 4 May 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't even know this thread existed and I'm surpised to find myself on it. That Sgt. Bisquits thing upthread is as funny as hell.
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
really pleased for the james gang that Wigan stayed up, but i feel really sorry for steve kean. He has not deserved the vile abuse he has had all season.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, May 7, 2012 9:29 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hes a cunt
― nakhchivan, Monday, May 7, 2012 9:30 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
tiger suplex '85
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
two posts after this one and this becomes the longest thread on ilx― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:02 Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkok i want it to be this:― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:04 Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkjol out― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:04 Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkoh u cunt deems!― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:05 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:02 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ok i want it to be this:
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:04 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jol out
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:04 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh u cunt deems!
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:05 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Djibril Citté (onimo), Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
classic
― r|t|c, Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
sheringham/andrew cole rift starts here imo
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
i'm gonna spend a weekend off sometime bulking this thread up from the historical archives
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
id guess thread would get more traffic if it didnt sound like a bankrupt sneaker store in indiana
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link
Noteworthy football content << classy, minimal, restrained, dignified -- an andrea pirlo to this thread's landon donovan
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
butthurt lance-asster here today to open our shoe store imo
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
god shoe store clerks are so surly
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
understandable, tbh, if it weren't for this damn fetish i could have been a physicist
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago) link
"that's not dribbling, that's running" - Capote on Ben Arfa
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:03
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
it is true that relative to other sports...nobody really mentions technique in football.
They talk about little else in cricket, I can hear Boycott's voice droning away in my head, "You, see that's just bad tegneeg that is, you can't play grigid at this level with bad tegneeg, do you think I had bad tegneeg when I was scoring my hundred hundreds? Give over!"
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 15:49 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no wonder everyone stopped talking to the cunt huh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
tbf like
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
what do folks think of the portuguese winger ronaldo?
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, July 19, 2004 1:16 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well at least he's got rid of that stupid spaghetti haircut he had. Although i don't think that was what you were looking for was it k*l*an?
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, July 19, 2004 1:19 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
all opinions re:ronaldo are welcome...
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, July 19, 2004 1:20 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What's a "winger"? Did you misspell "singer"?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, July 19, 2004 1:20 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(winger = footballer who plays attacking role and usually concentrates his/her efforts along the touchline)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, July 19, 2004 1:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
― darraghmac, Tuesday, September 11, 2001 11:38 PM (10 years ago)
― navihchkan (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 May 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
heh
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
Q: How could Arsene Wengers financial approach to signings be described.
A: As tight as Scrooge Mc'Ducks Arse (Contains a duck reference, a Scrooge McDuck reference (a famously stingy character), a common phrase relating to being penny pinching which relates to Arsenals famous policy of no big money signings and also contains the word 'Arse' which features in both the name of the club and it's manager.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 17:07
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
I predict a run of dispiriting Spurs defeats. Next time Spurs play.
― the pinefox, Monday, May 14, 2012 1:06 PM (4 days ago)
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 18 May 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
the question must be asked- how hungry can frank lampard really be at this stage?
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:39 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
Ledley likely to hang up his knees?
― mizzell, Friday, June 1, 2012 8:44 AM
sit him up on kaboul's shoulders to steer imo
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, June 1, 2012 9:01 AM
― boxall, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
THE WAYNE IN UKRAINE FAILS MAINLY BY EVERY AVAILABLE YARDSTICK
― Alba, Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 09:59 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 10:00 (twelve years ago) link
I hate Manchester United and all they stand for, and always will, but I'm now getting slightly confused as to whether Chelsea are worse ... gah
― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:31 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhat do they stand for?
― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:57 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkSomebody took their seat cushions away when they were buying a prawn sandwich.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 4 November 2006 19:01 (5 years ago)
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
Giggs gets his goal. That's not the 20,000th is it?
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:44 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
19999th
― awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:47 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Damn, i was imagining the flowery tributes already
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:49 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the tributes would have reached such a pitch of encomium for the beloved 93 year old welsh wing wizard that ronan might literally have set fire to a church or something
― awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:56 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
20kth goes to the Villa's Marc Albrighton
― mortified of ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:57 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Good luck writing a flowery tribute there
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:58 (6 months ago)
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
rooney's whiteness i think i don't let affect my judgement, i don't say i don't know it's there cos it's always there obviously, but i try to make a clear judgement on him as if he weren't white, iykwim?
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 02:06 (17 hours ago)
^^^^^^
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:07 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sorry but I have no idea what that even means.
- You signal he's white- You don't want that to affect your judgement- Yet you are aware that he is white- But you try to make a clear judgement "as if he weren't white"?
???
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:15 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
deems is basically saying that when we discuss rooney's popular soubriquet 'the white pele', we refer largely to the pele element -- how does rooney relate to pele, his mythos, his technical ability, how does rooney improve upon his prototype?
however, what is missed is exactly the meaning of rooney's whiteness -- why he is white? did he become white? does his whiteness derive from or merely perpetuate the tabloid rooccult?
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:31 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:32 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but without making it 'a thing' y'know
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:33 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't think the tabloids made him white.
I'll back off now, I'm afraid all this is too meta for me.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:34 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the rooniversity of ilx: ROO 101 -- introduction to roonology
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:35 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just enough pigmentation to perform
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:41 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a+ routine would confuse bystanders again
― darraghback (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:38 (eleven years ago) link
good times
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
gonna eat my tea really furiously if United win this effing thing now
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 2 September 2012 17:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Monday, 3 September 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
lookit, the prods just get the technique (or maybe the work ethic to develop it)
this is why they develop the trades, and the golfers, and now the tricky wingers. they have been convinced since planter times of the benefits of the excursion into enemy territory, also as landowners they maybe had the time and resources to chase down avenues unavailable to the downtrodden peasant masses, hence an inbred proclivity towards the showy lollipop
catholics know their lot is to remain wary against invasion (hence two banks of four), to keep a general level of low-level skill married with strength of numbers and the odd guerilla ambush
it's the history of the country, idk what more i can say
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:48 (41 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Number None, Friday, 7 September 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Christ that's a good post.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
"what more can I say" delivered with a Seinfeld swagger
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
couldn't cut and paste it fast enough, obviously
― Number None, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
Otm, lads.
Otm.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
quintessentially Lampardian strike for 2 - 1
― Number None, Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:23 PM (11 minutes ago)
deflected?
― pandemic, Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:23 PM (10 minutes ago)
or penalty?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
Seems like a nasty business - public repentance, then they burn you anyway? So we can expect the full Brazil 82 from Ireland tomorrow, followed by Trap in a wicker man at the final whistle.
(wikipedia seems to count burning in effigy as an execution; good traditional footy punishment imo)
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 October 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jesus i'd say he'd be great tinder tho, lookin at him
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
like a pile of dead leaves
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:56 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
where's your god now trapp?
a naked john o'shea cavorting outside his hotel room and banging walls tonight to irish folk music
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:57 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there never was a world cup, we just needed something to bring him to the island
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:58 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
if we're going to give the job to mick or harry we might as well just interview a third person too, anyone really, once they're called tom.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:41 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
wtf happened with the eng u21's today. Mass racism, brawl, danny rose sent off??
― pandemic, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, there's some clips on youtube but they're fairly brief
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:41 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Was JT the overage player?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:41 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kiu guys, kiu
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
'john terry is a racist'
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Question: my dad told me that he stopped drinking Manhattans when they "started to go down too easy." I've always liked that way of explaining it, but I didn't know if it had an origin?― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:37 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkforeign soccer players iirc― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:41 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:37 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
foreign soccer players iirc
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:41 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
cross-board controversy
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
figured all the americans on the reg excelsior thread wouldn't get the subtlety -- ALL soccer players 'flop' amirite
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"Contenderizer walked on to the gender issues thread with a smile on his face. He was skulking off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a vaguely misogynist implication with greater appetite. 'You're not fucking laughing now, are you, you sophistic cunt?'
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 12:19 (Yesterday)
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
King: Do you feel an extra responsibility helping the young players (Wisdom is 19) coming through, Jamie, as you are the elder statesman in Liverpool’s squad now at 34?
Carragher: I’ve always tried to help whoever I’ve played alongside, no matter what their age.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:29 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
CarraZing!
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:33 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even the black players, eh?
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:56 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no matter what age they claimed to be
― oh shawx (onimo), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
bobby z is all aboard the o-trainhttp://news.yahoo.com/bob-dylan-predicts-obama-landslide-061628696.html― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkthats not bobby z― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://news.yahoo.com/bob-dylan-predicts-obama-landslide-061628696.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thats not bobby z
― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
realize maybe the outright lolz aren't there but I'm just happy to get the joek
Just been sat on the train heading out from town towards Aston, crowded with villa fans, not a level head amongst them. We're either about to bosh bcfc 8-0 because we're villa and in the ep league and just because. Or alternatively we're about to get turned over 2-0 on our own patch and Lamborghini should be strung up from the nearest tree/lamppost. Can't anyone just be cautiously optimistic about this ffs? A degree of confidence is fine so long as you remain suitably wary
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:14 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also lamborghini = phone autocorrecting lambo. Defs need a few more wins under his belt before I start bestowing him with cool monikers
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
spain make me feel like a sceptical boondocks sheriff looking at two moonshone alien abductees- if all this probing is really going on, then why is there no attack?
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac),
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
ye must have missed me something fierce during the tourney itself
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
Wilshere limping off, Diaby limping on
― Ismael Klata
^ peach
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
yeah can't believe neville would absolve epl establishment samba or real british realness queen clinty hill in order to trash some effete foreign fucks nobody cares about
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
real british realness queen clinty hill
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, February 25, 2013 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/NbCeoUd.gif
― r|t|c, Monday, February 25, 2013 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
ba is p fuckin good, good epl standard anyway
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a 'ticking time bomb' acc to Pulis iirc
― boxall, Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:17 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pulis feels that way about all strikers, hence standing orders for his midfielders to deliver the ball from a safe distance of min. 40 yards
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
you footcelsiored yourself 16 months on? admirable chutzpah, bravo.
this post often comes to mind:
Graz_Entertainment - hyperenthusiastic and tbh slightly creepy mitteleuropean poster debuts with a splash next week through his 'Never Mind The Red Bullocks - Weiner Neustadt won't win the Austrian Bundesliga 2011/12'. Not one to admit defeat, he notches up 847 unanswered posts through to the end of November before pandemic takes pity on him and streams Mattersburg v Wacker Innsbruck late one Tuesday. To pandemic's surprise, the quality is astonishing, Wacker's Luka's Hinterseer sealing a 3-2 win late on via a backheel rabona from his own half.It turns out Austria's international performance over the past two decades has been a smokescreen to protect the tactical leaps and innovations in technique hothoused domestically for the highest stakes before rabid crowds. Word gets around, sonderangerbot even going so far as to attend February's Vienna derby, won when Stefan Kulowitz ears in a swerving screamer from outside the box in injury time.By March the entirety of ILX's football chat has migrated to the thread, now including dozens of regular ilxors who previously wouldn't've touched football with a bargepole - even some girls. The season culminates in the inaugural ILF awayday to Salzburg, where against the odds Weiner Neustadt do clinch the title amid incredible scenes. At least two posters never return, setting up home there so as to never miss a kick again.Alas, all does not end happily for Graz_Entertainment - on top of the humiliation of Weiner winning the league after all, Sturm turn out to be merely the tenth most brilliant team in Austria and are relegated. He relocates to spam politics and conspiracy theory threads instead, before fatal indecision sees him selected as mod in dubious circumstances. He uses his new powers to takeover De Subjectivisten and several other, weaker boards, and is only repulsed from ILM itself in an epic struggle. Thereafter restricted to the 'Ask Graz_Entertainment' thread, he eventually self-permabans in pathetic circumstances. Some wag attempts a Downfall youtube, but it's hardly worth it.― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:52 PM (1 year ago)
It turns out Austria's international performance over the past two decades has been a smokescreen to protect the tactical leaps and innovations in technique hothoused domestically for the highest stakes before rabid crowds. Word gets around, sonderangerbot even going so far as to attend February's Vienna derby, won when Stefan Kulowitz ears in a swerving screamer from outside the box in injury time.
By March the entirety of ILX's football chat has migrated to the thread, now including dozens of regular ilxors who previously wouldn't've touched football with a bargepole - even some girls. The season culminates in the inaugural ILF awayday to Salzburg, where against the odds Weiner Neustadt do clinch the title amid incredible scenes. At least two posters never return, setting up home there so as to never miss a kick again.
Alas, all does not end happily for Graz_Entertainment - on top of the humiliation of Weiner winning the league after all, Sturm turn out to be merely the tenth most brilliant team in Austria and are relegated. He relocates to spam politics and conspiracy theory threads instead, before fatal indecision sees him selected as mod in dubious circumstances. He uses his new powers to takeover De Subjectivisten and several other, weaker boards, and is only repulsed from ILM itself in an epic struggle. Thereafter restricted to the 'Ask Graz_Entertainment' thread, he eventually self-permabans in pathetic circumstances. Some wag attempts a Downfall youtube, but it's hardly worth it.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:52 PM (1 year ago)
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
I have signalled intent upthread to bulk this thread up, so quiet weekends i scour the archives. Seeing as i doubt anyone else is doing likewise it seems fair not to omit my own stuff tbh
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
Full disclosure: in a sulk at Stoke's equaliser, I went to get a brew on while Lowton was spanking that in, and on my return thought his celebration was him running to square up to a Stoke player― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
had a little chuckle at this earlier, not least because I suspect it to be entirely true
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Its always a treat to see this thread on the front page. Under-utilised imo.
Certainly see the potential for disgracing yourself when footcelsioring (ouch) your own material, but I think dmac knew he was playing it safe with that'n upthread
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
true, he'd have looked silly if he'd missed the target, but he pulled it off with that one.
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
He could try that again a hundred times geoff tell you what
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
it's rare that I'm in awe of an ILX post, but
twins
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
You're above this place, we get it.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
?
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
Was detecting a certain 'most of your work is poor but I, imago, have identified one which meets my standards', but tbh it was too late and I may have been hacked off over an evening of other stuff. Apologies if I'm misreading.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
really adding value to footcelsior there
you were def projecting
just saying that one rarely derives awe from any internet messageboard, no qualm intended
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:58 (eleven years ago) link
Fair point, sorry bro.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
idgi tho
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitris_Salpingidis
― Number None, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was genius even before I saw the salpingidis/gitis connection tbh.
― So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
I like being reminded Owen Hargreaves exists.I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkEh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Eh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link
wtf hey
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (born 21 April 1992), commonly known as Isco (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈisko]), is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Real Madrid mainly as an attacking midfielder. He wears the number 23 shirt as a tribute to his hero Shola Ameobi
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), 1. syyskuuta 2013 13:56 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What's the "unusual" part in this one?
― Tuomas, 04 September 2013 06:23 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Transfer window Poll # 1: Bale vs Aspas
^^^a single perfect crystal of its era
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Thursday, 5 September 2013 07:16 (ten years ago) link
yeah
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
this is my first time ever posting to ILF and i dunno where to put this so i'll put it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwwqtty6jyY
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
and that, son, is why we don't scissor kick it out of our own area
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
Fuck I have to get a train to Sunderland tomorrow and everything.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:44 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean this is genuinely the stupidest managerial appointment in Premiership history and that's not even defending O'Neill.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:47 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You're the new Sunderland boss???
― Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:48 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Sunday, 22 September 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
Joining an august club like Liverpool was not compatible with his rebellious side
― nakhchivan, Friday, October 25, 2013 6:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
august til mid november club morelike
― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Friday, October 25, 2013 6:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
Spurs
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 25 October 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
Moyes - I'll take any kind of win
Would like if this was made into a musical number.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:40 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this keeps giving :D
― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
Gerrard with a beautiful 80 yard great owlet moth plum onto the big man's forehead.― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gaze not into the navel (onimo), Thursday, 12 December 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
this was underappreciated on ILE I thought:
R.I.P. Television Without Pityhttp://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) PermalinkChelsea were interested at one point.― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
http://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720
I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) Permalink
Chelsea were interested at one point.
― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
― boxall, Friday, 28 March 2014 03:56 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 04:00 (ten years ago) link
sick of this corrupt fifa system, mythic oil does not produce those results
― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he messed up the chance to make it 8-0, certainly
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
haa
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
rtc and ogmor with two of the best footcelsiors of recent weeks in the space of 10 posts on the same thread; completely unrelated
"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014
― imago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
ironically enough shitty russian android® actually looks just like rob green at corners
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
oh right u meant the fulham zing, yeah that was a goodun
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
lol u don't say
true enough about mollycoddling, idk tribal self-mythologising nonsense probably but i've long felt there to be an interesting frisson whenever a top bloke geezer comes under the fannying aegis of the kewpie platonic poodle kennel. and now austin is becoming a hybrid fancyman
plus look no further than former petty thug karl henry now a responsible asthmatic piano playing chessmaster with a penchant for orlebar brown swimwear
thought occurred during wolves birmingham and reminiscing about blues ledges of the mid 90s who i could never tell apart but were thoroughly of the grim piece - grainger, devlin, tait, legg... all unthinkable in a hoops shirt
like hill and derry are the types who anywhere else would do their two year bid or month's loan and become a footnote, here as ott realness darlings we clasped them to our bosom for 5 years until their ears fell off and button eyes came unsewn
― r|t|c, Monday, November 3, 2014 9:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
love it when rtc stirs to full kewpie excoriation
i wouldnt care to speculate on whose style it's most redolent of but fwiw the op photo brings to mind a pair of roman centurions expelling a market scrote that has interrupted the crucifixtion
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:15 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Theyve stopped him getting to the cross
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:19 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
hell have been happy with that when he sees it this morning
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
Is Jack Colback the least glamorous footballer in the Premier League?
― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
going thru the motions here a bit but
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
Fellini starts up front, Martial on the bench.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:58 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fellaini
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:59 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
more of an 8½ than an orthodox #9
― Number None, Saturday, September 12, 2015 4:04 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my god
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
deems with the rabona cross, rtc with the scorpion finish
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
still most proud of res azpi loquitur far as regrettable lj catnip goes
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
lj catnip otm tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
what the hell time is it there deems
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it is TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY here gbx. time stops at 22:59:59 so it is that time
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:49 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i am currently awaiting confirmation from the FA as to whether i can move to the bedroom
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:50 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link
what's a club rep?― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:13 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's that attribute on Champ Manager that determines how likely big name players are to sign for you.― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:15 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
Macklemore, "Same Love"
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link
djpd25 @DJ0725 Apr 19 @ChrisSmalling tell van gaal fuck off
just got a weird pang of nostalgia
― Number None, Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah that was one of transvision vamp's better songs
― real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 3 June 2016 05:57 (eight years ago) link
A boot miskicking a human face forever
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:51 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link
yep
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link
it's incredible that labour were handed one of the biggest open goals in recent political history with the fallout from Brexit and they've still managed to smash he ball not just over the crossbar but right out of the stadium
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:18 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brian
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:19 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/StreathamRovers/status/785177357925703680
I've been enjoying the Streatham Rovers twitter feed's recent livetweets of their matches
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link
It's turned into a real game of human chess out there, in stark contrast to the carnage in the stands, where there are now almost no survivors.
there's a similarity
― imago, Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:42 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
underrated little. effort this
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link
not a footcelsior as such but thanks to r|t|c for ensuring that the phrase eurostep past a hater like ian woan will no doubt stay with me for a long while
― pandemic, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
also i think i posted this at the end of the world cup thread once before but it belongs here also, and saves darragh the task of posting it himself
poor old kuyt y'day, first half patrolled the wing with no shade, then 2nd half LVG had him swap wings so he was doing it again!
― pandemic, Monday, June 30, 2014 9:50 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no point coddling a workhorse
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, June 30, 2014 9:55 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
noticed that, like his whole job was to soak up the u/v
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 30, 2014 10:56 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bit of the old u/v, a clockworkhorse oraanje
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:01 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
our old friend louis van, rvp all nonsense now
― Ismael Klata, Monday, June 30, 2014 11:17 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pandemic, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link
had this bad bitch uptown she was woan
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
im not sure about including the klata footnote there tbphwu
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
really just the pinnacle of ilx tbh
― s'rong, unstable (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:54 (seven years ago) link
Tbf we at least signed defoe the day we fucked it to man city
And I was in Paris at the time whereas we were three up against united as I entered the no-phone zone of my grandmother's funeral
To think, she was anointed and consecrated at the very moment the dockyard lizard king hissed "ladssszzzszz itszszszsz Tottenham
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 10:26 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
.............
sorry for your loss
― Number None, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:28 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link
haha I thought about footcelsioring that
― imago, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
Yes that were right good
Still tho
A stray grenade lands next to TV commentator Martin Tyler's foot, and unfortunately for him - it's liiiiiive
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link
srsly thought of that the other day and chuckled to myself
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link
It makes life better
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link
spurs-utd livecomms probably the highlight of all ilx football content
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
RIP grandma all the same
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link
We were going to wait till 4:20 pm, but we were just too excited 😏We are proud to announce our partnership with @NuwuCannabis! The first professional sports team in the U.S. to partner with a marijuana dispensary. ONLY. IN. VEGAS. pic.twitter.com/ItGhT7a4vn— Las Vegas Lights FC (@lvlightsfc) April 13, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 14 April 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link
This is what happens when Napoli fans & Juventus fans walk down the same street in Torino 😂📽️ IG/trollserieatim pic.twitter.com/X3iFZucfUj— ItalianFootballTV (@IFTVofficial) April 21, 2018
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 April 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
Beautiful. Like when the Irish joined Braveheart.
― a simian who gave no fucks (onimo), Sunday, 22 April 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:51 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I wonder what this was for
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
Alderweirelds a stage and even kyle walkers playing his part
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:19 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
son's teeth, son's eyes, son's taste, son's everything
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:40 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
holy shit
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link
you saw that at the time im sure
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
oh i see
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
hi guys
for the last year and for the first time in my life at thirty whatever (seven i think) ive been involved in a sports team, a load of struggling dept ed penpushers of varying experience and silhouette togging out once a month or more under floodlights against lads with coaches and clipboards and a ref looking on and shaking his head at us
we havent won yet but we havent given up yet. our goalie would rather be our striker, our striker would rather be anywhere else, our best player has forty years done and is likely running down his contract and we're only taking it too seriously in the ten mins before and after when tge blood's up.
highlights include:
- the ref blowing up ten mins early against the prison service and refusing to divulge the score
- getting a man sent off for running away from a fight against the fire service (and being let back on out of pity ten mins later)
- holding justice to a two goal win and running to the bench celebrating as they looked on nonplussed
- our bruiser (seconded to defence since, unrelated) launching into a legbreaker against dept health and the victim berating him while prone with "dyou fuckin know how long the ambulance will leave me waiting once they know who i work for?"
its been a joyous experience, almost totally positive without the pressure of performance or competitiveness and while i wish id done it years ago i think maybe the magic is coming from the maturity in actually enjoying the participation and the camaraderie and all the things that wouldve been and sounded like placatory cant back when we were young enough to care.
are ye sporting yerselves and isnt it great
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:41 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link
not that your ego needs the balm but i did lol irl
if yall think agile is bad, pray you never have to work at a place that implements SAFe
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:44 (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Moysey certainly couldn't manage it
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 11 April 2019 15:15 (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 08:10 (five years ago) link
Stern Stern John - claims to be lackadaisical Trini striker born again after discovering 'de fyah ah de lord' following extensive conversations with Marvin Andrews. Splits his time between using terse, literalist interpretations of biblical passages to explain Birmingham City's off-the-field woes and offering disciplinarian child-rearing advice on I Love People-Making. Board members suspicious of his inconsistent patois are unsurprised when he is exposed as a fraud, following the real Stern John's arrest, alongside Dwight Yorke, for attempting to smuggle amyl nitrate and two under-age Belarussians into Abu Dhabi.
Cursory Googling reveals him to be Roger Walton, 47, a roofer from Morecambe who has been living as 'Stern John' for four years. It's a crushing blow to partially-sighted wife Martha, son Stern and daughter Sterne. Disappearing shortly afterwards, a tear-stained note is found on Morecambe pier reading simply "with his talent and my iron will, we could have made the world tremble before us".
― A little bit like Peter Crouch but with more mobility (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:28 (nine years ago) link
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 19 October 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
That is a thing of beauty
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 October 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link
That whole thread is a pretty amazing read, although I don't think I noticed at the time how many of the protagonists ended up taking their own lives
perhaps the collective was a little in thrall to the turn-of-the-decade vogue for gritty miserablism
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 19 October 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
gritty, re: boots
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 19 October 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
Watching on a bit of a delay, who are these arseholes on motd2 please
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 28 December 2020 00:45 (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Tottenham
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2020 01:43 (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 28 December 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
It's Christmas
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 28 December 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link
Theres no need to be afraid (short of set pieces after the 80th minute)
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
Wow at the Dele goal. Not sure I've seen someone set themselves up for a bicycle kick before.
― cajunsunday, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:31 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I'm sure darragh's done it once or twice
― Number None, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:39 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Fair play hes caught that one just right, but its hit me the the lower stomach
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits)
In itself a worthy effort
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
Ryan Sessegnon
― anvil, Sunday, 7 January 2024 20:07 (eighteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 January 2024 20:07 (five months ago) link
yes
― imago, Sunday, 7 January 2024 20:20 (five months ago) link
the wicker man was on the tv last month and I suddenly thought of trappatoni and a naked john o'shea but couldn't remember why. it was fairly disturbing. I finally remembered this thread. darragh and ronan riffing off one another is beautiful.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 7 January 2024 20:54 (five months ago) link
I often think of this and laugh
(Everyone else hears an actual tune in their head as they read it too right?)
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 7 January 2024 21:04 (five months ago) link
i never do because the moyes van dyke head image disturbs me overmuch
i regret this thread title nakh otm
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 January 2024 22:05 (five months ago) link
I won't be happy until Jon Moss is facing the dual pressure of court litigation and FA disrepute charges for accepting a bribe and tries to hang himself in shame from a kitchen hook, but his weight breaks it off the wall and he suffers a head injury causing severe brainstem injury that renders him paralysed, over the weeks his increasingly starving dog eats him in a slow piecemeal manner.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 15 January 2024 21:27 (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Monday, 15 January 2024 22:19 (five months ago) link
it was this or vmic