names of footballers that float through your head

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i have no idea what he even looks like but the word "Eskelinen" has been stuck in my brain all morning

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

I always liked the name Davor Suker

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

Uzi Eskelinen

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

my perennial is Stefano Eranio fwiw

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Shota Arveladze

calumerio, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Andoni Goikoetxea.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

taribo west - often when in distance of haribo.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Ysrael Zuniga

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

ciriaco sforza

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Enzo Scifo.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

Barrington Belgrave

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

giulio falcone from old skool serie a times - dont know who he played for or what he was like, just the name stayed floating on top of the primordial memory soup somehow

¯\(º_o)/¯

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Bodo Illgner

calumerio, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

joseba exteberria, when i see some berries

unedifying but sadly true

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^^that is a very good one, it's etxeberria tho

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Stefano Eranio fwiw

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horacio carbonari is my version of this, think it was cos he was nicknamed THE BAZOOKA iirc and was a gloriously-statted-but-invariably-disappointing £10m player in some ancient champ man edition

when i see some carbonara obv

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

xp duly noted

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

Marc Bridge-Wilkinson

lol omg carbonari

<3 Jim Smith's Derby County, Stefan Schnorr et al

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

they also had Malcolm Christie who briefly threatened to be quite good, and also Chris Riggott, who didn't...anyway they both wound up at Middlesbrough

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Dominique Rocheteau

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

Jean jacques misse misse.

Leonel sanchez.

Karl heinz rummenige.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Alvaro Recoba. Just sounds satisfying to say.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Txiki begiristain.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

Crawford Baptie.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

igor stimac was the nuts too as i recall

oh and aljosa asanovic!!

derby memories are still bittersweet tho after gooner idiots houston & rioch had paulo wanchope (and his forgotten mate) down for a trial at loftus road on some cursed wednesday, sent him packing and then watched him score vs man utd on the saturday

remember so vividly listening to that and thinking "isn't that... the bloke we.... FUUUUUUU-"

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

NORDIN WOOTER

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Jamie Clapham

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Justin Edinburgh

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Anton rogan.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

Hugo Portfirio

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

regi blinker is my nordin wooter version

sasa ilic has been known to cross my mind sometimes actually

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

aron winter

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

gifton noel-williams

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

Jose quitongo.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

My goalkeeper is and always has been Mark Crossley, with a side-order of Alec Chamberlain

Haha, Gifton! Didn't he play for Malaga for a bit, disastrously?

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

gigi lentini

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

carl muggleton

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

henrikh mhkitaryan

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

sokratis papastothopoulos

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

andy hinchcliffe

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

gifton noel-williams

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was this the 'on dis ting' guy?
no it couldn't be. even so, what was that dudes name?

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

dariusz dziekanowski
dariusz wdowczyk

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

I have a feeling that Dedryck Boyata will be this for many of us in a few years

nakh I see yr andy hinchcliffe and raise you chris vinnicombe

on dis ting was ashley-paul robinson, late of dulwich hamlet

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

ha i searched ashley p a while back, think he was at croydon or bromley or somewhere

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Pat van den Hauwe

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

ah. knew it was double barrel

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

dariusz kubicki

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

In January 2010, he signed for Dulwich Hamlet. On Sunday 7th March it was confirmed that Ashley - Paul Robinson had left Dulwich Hamlet. Ashley currently plays for Dorking FC in the combined counties and FC pitts.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

APR was at Bromley I think yeah, but dude can't hold down a place anywhere. I think he got fat

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

how does someone who played championship football as a teenager end up playing for dorking

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

PHIL STAMP

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

STEED Malbranqe

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

nelinho

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

as i've never knowingly heard anyone else pronounce it, does anyone else say kerlon as ker-loin? i cannae help it.

/most boring message i have ever put on ilx.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

henrikh mhkitaryan

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Full name Henrikh Hamlet Mkhitaryan
Date of birth January 21, 1989 (age 21)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

i know, right?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Bart Goor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

and yeah he was invoked recently but Pegguy Arphexad 4alltime

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

FAUST/ARP/HEX

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

of course the most celebrated Peg Guy = Stefan Postma

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Stefan Postma memorial thread

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

tru story

in the late nineties i was looking thru the daily telegraph's fantasy football player list, and there amid the gary breens and flitcrofts was ARPHEXAD

but for some reason i got the idea he was levantine or caucasian or something

turns out he's french caribbean, ehhh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

answer me truthfully: do u have a lexical fetish abt asia minor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

nuh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

cool names is cool names tho

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

lol Stefan Postma had a trial with Liverpool ya know. I got his autograph outside Melwood once, no one knew he was.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

That was in 98 or 99 btw.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Both clubs have a waterbird on their crest but Swansea's is a swan and ADO's appears to be an egret. Big difference there.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 14:51 (2 years ago)

q impressed with this early bid for authority

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

my old stalwart

Gaston Taument

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

Carl Muggleton and Crawford Baptie are excellent choices, btw. Crawford Baptie is instantly symbolic of every journeyman SPL plodder in history (like a better Kirk Broadfoot), and Carl Muggleton is an instant symbol of how pish Celtic used to be (see also Martin Hayes, Stuart Slater - who I actually quite liked - and Wayne Biggins).

Jose Quitongo always puts me in mind of Jerome Vareille as well - vaguely crap foreigners who ended up having a very long and not very distinguished career in the arse end of the SPL.

Which brings us nicely on to Danny Invincibile.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

nicky summerbee

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

marlon beresford

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

ruel fox

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Wayne Biggins.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

Stern John

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

Gilles De Bilde and his partner in bringing droll Dutch nomenclature to Sheffield, Wim Jonk

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Freddie Dindeleux.

Angel Rangel (which is not as good when you realise it's not pronounced to rhyme)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

SIXTO PERALTA

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

Jermaine McSporran (symbolic of people I know nothing about other than hearing Jeff Stelling mention his name a lot on a Saturday afternoon)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Siphiwe tshabalala. Well just his surname really. Surprised no one in the epl bought the dude.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

Mixu Paatelainen

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

^^^yes

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

phil jevons

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Mixu Paatelainen's real first name is Mika-Matti, btw.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Mika-Matti Paatelainen? That's... beautiful...

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Pascal Bedrossian

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

nico melo

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

i think of emmanuel eboue a couple times a week

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Bernard Diomede

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

laurent robert

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

daniel gygax

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

taribo west shaking his head as i was semi arrested in front of him at an airport. Good times

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

srsly?

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Taribo West age - True Knowledge
What is the age (length of time since creation) of Taribo West (born 1974)?

'1974'

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Post three facts about you : two true and one a pork-pie. We have to guess the pork-pie.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

what a taribo idea hiding a knife in yr stuff was

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

ya i came down on her after like the wrath of god

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

ruel fox

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this was the first name I thought of when I saw this thread

also Bobby Mimms for when I see something about the rapper Mims, which admittedly hasn't been too often of late

Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

I like how the foreignness of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink sneaks up on you.

he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

90 Minutes magazine used to do these proto-The most interesting pieces of soccerball trivia you know (that are 100% false) factoid boxouts and one of them was something like "commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

tony yeboah

a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

remember leeds?

a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

how do commentators treat danny fox?

a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

"commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

my best friend and I have this meme about Tony Hibbert. It's so true...

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

well otherwise they might just be saying 'hib' to bert

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

Pavel Srnicek

The referee was perfect (Chris), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

how do commentators treat danny fox?

Hopefully with contempt

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

on a similar note, I watched a St Johnstone game on the telly once when everyone was referred to by their surname except for Chris Miller (which they ran into one word ChrisMiller, which had the annoying side effect of me having Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head for the rest of the day)

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Millar has won all three SFL championships, only the SPL to go for the full set.

he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

Davie Dodds, elephant man

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

(I'm not 100% sure I've got that name right - my Scottish housemate in university used to sing that to the Banana Splits tune, presumably about an ugly Scottish footballer)

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the chap.

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

"commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

These guys are the best. Current heroes include Leighton Baines, Charlie Adam, and (rather uninspiringly) Scott Parker.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

tony dorigo

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

Soony Saad

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

Doug Rougvie

zappi, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

paul gascoigne

a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

darlington nagbe

harlan, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hakan balta

is that a person idk

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

Giuseppe 'Bepe' Signore

Ismael Klata, Friday, 31 December 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago)

nigel winterburn
mel sterland

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 31 December 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/statisticsandrecords/players/player=283491/index.html

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Monday, 3 January 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

Anthony Ampaipitakwong

dan m, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

once i learned how to pronounce his last name, YES

harlan, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

japhet n'doram

roustabout (cozen), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

Mehdi Mahdavikia

Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

Asian Cup has introduced me to India's Climax Lawrence.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

Siggi Jonsson

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ernest Nungaray

harlan, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

sacir hot

harlan, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Sufyan Ghazghazi

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Nandor Hidegkuti

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Shabazz Baidoo

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

Toumani Diagouraga

oppet, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

enzo scifo

cozen, Sunday, 30 January 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

both linked with Celtic today, prompting a wave of horrible pronunciations around the office

Abdoulaye Meite
Abdoulaye Faye

my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

theo snelders

vampire weeknd (cozen), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Sieb Dijkstra

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

janco tiano

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

I was wrong about the spelling in my first post. Of course it's "Jaaskelainen". I had never seen it spelled out before yesterday.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 April 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

you will have enjoyed fulham's dismantling of bolton last night

So seveir, no more beir (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

Vasiliy Rats

None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

darragh yes indeed!

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

pippo inzaghi, why do you haunt me

harlan, Friday, 20 May 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

segundo castillo

such a beautiful name. taught to me by pro ev.

a friend and i have a running joke where every time one of us sees a transfer rumour about him we email it to each other with a subject like "second castle for mark hughes???"

"hughes ponders on second castle swoop"

etc

don't even know if castillo is castle but i really want this guy to be called second castle.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

Gary Breen

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

Steve Marlet

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

dimitar berbatov

younes kaboul

nigel quashie

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

Gianluca Pagliuca.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

Love that name

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

Max Power

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Šime Vrsaljko

mizzell, Friday, 20 May 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't know where to begin floating that around my head.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Marius Stankevičius. His stank is vicious!

wabi sabi, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Kirill Nababkin

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Emilio Izaguirre

I could say it over and over.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

Neeskens Kebano.

Jibe, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

Curro Torres.

clever dummy (boxall), Friday, 20 May 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Zvonimir Boban

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Saturday, 21 May 2011 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

Prince Polley

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Corentin Martins. I don't know why but this guy's name keeps floating in my head.

Jibe, Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Corentin Martins. I don't know why but this guy's name keeps floating in my head.

Jibe, Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah see it floats so much in my head i had to name him twice. Sorry 'bout that

Jibe, Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

Roy Wegerle
Ian Ormondroyd

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

BREK SHEA

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

Willy "Skietuh Willy!" van der Kerkhof

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Juninho because my team would really need a player like him again and cos he was amaziiiiiiiiing

Jibe, Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

He seriously was!

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

God I miss those unique Juninho free kick goals from 35 yards or further from the goal <3

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

think i preferred paulista to pernambucano

the original juninho used to play football with kids in the streets of middlesbrough....

nakhchivan, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

I miss those freekicks too and Lyon misses them even more.

Jibe, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

Oui, je sais. I'd hate the thought of Lyon struggling through the fucking Europa League next season :(

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh plz no. Things are looking ok-ish right now tho, 2 pt lead on PSG with a game to play. I want them to be in the CL because I'm busy on thursday evenings! and for other obv reasons.

Jibe, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

Heh, I hear you, I'm busy workwise on Thurs-nights as well

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Emilio Izaguirre

I can't actually read his name anymore without singing it in my head. I actually woke up with that bloody song stuck on a loop in my brain.

I was randomly thinking about Stephane Bonnes yesterday. His name often pops into my head as a byword for underachiever. See also David Fernandez. Suspect I'll be randomly thinking of Marc Crosas in future.

ailsa, Sunday, 22 May 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

Kind of curious why WBS was thinking of Brek Shea yesterday.

For me it's been Faryd Mondragon.

Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 23 May 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

hamit altintop

hamit altintop
hamit altintop
hamit altintop
hamit altintop
hamit altintop
hamit altintop

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 May 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

Ally Dick <3

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Ruben Loftus-Cheek

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

Lars Ricken (thx to that awesome goal against Juve)

Jibe, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:58 (thirteen years ago)

have just learned of a usa youth player named Dilly Duka.

mizzell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Facundo Dipasquale

fart bucket (toandos), Monday, 16 April 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

granit xhaka

r|t|c, Monday, 16 April 2012 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

ziguy badibanga

r|t|c, Monday, 16 April 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

Jean-Daniel Akpa-Akpro

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

antonin panenka

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

Steed Malbranque

(why is he called Steed?)

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

He's named after John Steed, allegedly

Number None, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Cool, hope he has a sister called Peel then

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://boem.postism.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Hans-Krankl.jpg

French Cricket in the USA (NickB), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

"commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

These guys are the best. Current heroes include Leighton Baines, Charlie Adam, and (rather uninspiringly) Scott Parker.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:22 (1 year ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/MMXgJ.png

r|t|c, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 09:25 (thirteen years ago)

(i know there was ray wallace too but still)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

Jean Joel Perrier-Doumbe, whose winning goal in the 2007 Scottish Cup Final remains the only goal of his entire career.

we are not bemused (onimo), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 11:36 (thirteen years ago)

For reasons best known to myself (which I cannot explain), I spent a very long time the other day - apropos of some reason I can't even remember - trying to remember Helder Postiga's name. And now that I have remembered it, it is stuck in my head.

I liked Joe Doumbe better than most of his replacements.

ailsa, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 11:56 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Mitchell Burgzorg (born 25 July 1987) is a Dutch footballer who currently plays for Bulgarian A PFG club Ludogorets Razgrad.

r|t|c, Saturday, 26 May 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

If Burgzorg can help the Dutch Lions defense at right back and help his rapping career at the same time, and that gets him to the Dutch Lions instead of Cambuur, more power to him.

Also I have a feeling looking at the first video that Mr. Burgzorg/Priester might be a marketing coo for the Dutch Lions if they can bring him on board.

Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 May 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Massinga

aka "Whiskey"

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like Ludovic Obraniak might be my biggest takeaway from euro 12

mizzell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

Peter Løvenkrands

when you're down in trouble and you need some lovenkrands

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

hristo stoichkov

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

Esteban Cambiasso

esteban can't be arsed, so

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

Rene Higuita

onimo, Friday, 22 June 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo142/briger08/CIMG0006-1.jpg

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago)

amazing

boxall, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

marco delvecchio

r|t|c, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago)

Kyle Lightbourne

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 July 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago)

Jason van Blerk

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 9 July 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago)

Diomansy Kamara

ailsa, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/90sFootballers

Chris, Friday, 20 July 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago)

Emerson

whose full name is apparently

Emerson Moisés Costa

I was trying to remember who it was that fucked off from Middlesbrough because his wife said it was cold and shite. I'd completely forgotten his wee spell at EBT-era Rangers.

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago)

i was thinking of the various brazilians who decamped to boro earlier tonight

used to have a fondness for them, gibson is the most admirable of the various small town made good types who used to predominate

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago)

It was Christian Karembeu with the Middlesbrough-averse wife. Unless there was a whole raft of them (quite plausible, I expect).

ailsa, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago)

We got post-Boro Juninho for five minutes, his impact at Celtic was about the same as Emerson's at Rangers. As far as I know he's the only World Cup winner to ever play competitively for Celtic (Bobby Charlton played for us in a testimonial).

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago)

Emerson was famously unsettled and at one point he pissed off to Brazil without permission. I thought his wife complained about the cold - there was definitely some family-related excuse.

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago)

was it Emerson who said - "I looked on Middlesbrough and knew it was a cold and terrible place"

Number None, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago)

We don't have a football boots thread, do we? I was trying to find Bobby Charlton in the Hoops and found this instead
http://www.footy-boots.com/vintage-football-boots-6437/

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago)

62/- (that's £3.10 kids) for a pair of Bobby Charlton Brazilias. Bargain.

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago)

Superb

"We didn't move here for the weather. When we first looked at the countryside I didn't think anything could grow here because there is no sun.

Number None, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boro-seek-inquiry-on-emerson-1313252.html

Emerson, who will not play at Leeds tomorrow even if he returns today, laid bare his problems in a Portuguese newspaper. "I am starting to live a drama," he said. "My wife is ill. She doesn't like Middlesbrough as she feels it is too cold. I find it hard to concentrate on football as my wife is unhappy living in Middlesbrough."

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago)

such times as we'll never see again

Nottingham Forest have quashed speculation that they will be selling Ian Woan to Tottenham for pounds 3m, and Birmingham have turned down an offer from Bolton for Mike Newell, the striker they signed for pounds 775,000 from Blackburn last summer.

Uefa, European football's governing body, responding to the Bosman ruling on transfer fees and attempting to help smaller clubs, has proposed that players should be signed on long-term contracts until the age of 24, during which time they will be subject to a transfer fee, and after which time they will be available on free transfers.

you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago)

pietro vierchowod

sylvain kastendeuch

r|t|c, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 07:24 (twelve years ago)

peter fear

r|t|c, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago)

steve death

r|t|c, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago)

Lawrie Dudfield

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 6 August 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago)

Eric Djemba-Djemba

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago)

Also worth keeping an eye on the wonderfully named Britt Assombalonga, who last season was the 50th graduate from the Watford Academy to make a first team appearance.

r|t|c, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago)

that's my weekends brain floating sorted

r|t|c, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago)

Marius Lacatus

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago)

Marius Lacatus

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Bright Dike.

It's pronounced 'dee-kay'.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago)

Björn Vleminckx

mizzell, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

mapou yanga-mbiwa

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 07:06 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Banana Yaya is a Cameroonian professional football player who plays in central defence or at right back. He plays for French club Sochaux in Ligue 1.

r|t|c, Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago)

re thread intention, ilkay gundogan this week

r|t|c, Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago)

Paul McStay

ざっぴ (zappi), Saturday, 10 November 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago)

Celestine Babayaro

paolo, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago)

I've had a ton of rubbish ex-SPL journeymen in my head recently since trying a sporcle quiz on "first person of X nationality to score in the SPL". Names still keep randomly popping into my head every so often, like Pasquale Bruno and Jerome Vareille and Jason De Vos.

ailsa, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago)

Badr El-Kaddouri

ailsa, Saturday, 24 November 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago)

Jeremie Aliadiere

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Saturday, 24 November 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago)

perry suckling

r|t|c, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago)

Andy Pando

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago)

Lauri Dalla Valle

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

boubacar barry

r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)

remember encountering him in football manager years ago, while playing a joint game with one of my brothers, not the one called barry. seemed like the funniest thing in the world.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

Scott Minto

Number None, Saturday, 9 February 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Péricles "Pecks" Pereira

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 March 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Kjell Olofsson

paolo, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

Asa Hartford

you say potatooles (onimo), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)

Ranko Despotovic

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

Kjell Olofsson

Weirdly, he cropped up in a conversation I was having with my old man the other night.

Also, from his Wiki page "Several years later Kjell made a cameo appearance at Tannadice, dressed as Terry The Terror (the club mascot) before a home league game.". I believe a citation might be needed for this.

ailsa, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nRAHJIY.png

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

Richard Rufus

Averaged an own goal every 20 games in the epl and rounded off each one with a hilarious expression of incredulity.

Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://mobile.twitter.com/zadelhoff/status/337969435153403904/photos

18 years ago today Bogarde won the CL. Today he has no known whereabouts and is wanted by the Dutch IRS

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 May 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dDQHcuv.jpghttp://kingtrumpsace.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/haters-gonna-hate.gif

there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

That is perhaps the most striking comparison I've ever seen of him.

Gotta <3 him

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:23 (twelve years ago)

Florent Sinama Pongolle

no man is an islam (onimo), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

Ken Monkou

Chris, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)

john moncur

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

emanuel pogatetz
(darko) kovačević

Fizzles, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)

Sean St. Ledger

cajunsunday, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 08:41 (twelve years ago)

Cedric van der Gun

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)

Siggi Jonsson.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)

WBS, Van der Gun is still v much in action! Had a very good season at Utrecht, and won the play-offs against Twente for a place in the EL next year.

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)

fabian broghammer

r|t|c, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jasper Johns. How cool is that?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)

now of ☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ alas

r|t|c, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

Ricardo Scimeca

paolo, Friday, 28 June 2013 08:51 (eleven years ago)

Patrick Agyemang

Gouty_Ted, Friday, 28 June 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago)

Muzzy Izzet

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 28 June 2013 10:29 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedy_Njie

pronounced c d n g

r|t|c, Friday, 26 July 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

Sherjill McDonald

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 27 July 2013 08:43 (eleven years ago)

Orlando Trustfull

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 27 July 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago)

O'Neill Donaldson. Mark Pembridge.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 27 July 2013 09:01 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Dudgeon

nommes de plume you wish you'd thought of

r|t|c, Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago)

he has represented the Northern Ireland national under-21 team

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago)

Kenneth 'Ken' Monkou

In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 9 August 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

kwame ampadu

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 28 September 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago)

Roberto Trashorras Gayoso

r|t|c, Saturday, 28 September 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago)

Niclas Alexandersson

paolo, Sunday, 29 September 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

sitting in an armchair, staring out of the window, and out of absolutely nowhere the words

Nigel Spackman

appear in my head.

Fizzles, Saturday, 30 November 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago)

as they must do

veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 30 November 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago)

johnny placide

perparim hetemaj

jessy pi

r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago)

fun fact: for reasons lost to the sands of time (well nah actually it's easily deduced), theact of unnecessarily reposting a popular news story is known on qpr message boards as a spackman

r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago)

Zema Abbey
Russell Pond
Medi Ellito

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 2 December 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago)

thought of shaun teale at the weekend.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago)

Steve Guppy

ass pee leg wetter (onimo), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

Johnny Rep

gaze not into the navel (onimo), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

woke up with the name "fankaty dabo" in my head

havent read anything about him recently to my knowledge, had to look up who he was even

p sure i need therapy

r|t|c, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:49 (eleven years ago)

Shaun Goater

good day to you, (onimo), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

with Kun injured and City 1-0 down and Negredo out of sorts and subbed off, Shaun Goater appears in my mind

good day to you, (onimo), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

I hope someone's remembered to feed the goat

Number None, Monday, 3 February 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Yeltsin Tejeda.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Niclas Alexandersson

paolo, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)

holy fuck I just scrolled upwards and realised that I already posted him in September

what the hell

paolo, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:33 (eleven years ago)

marcio amoroso
momo sylla
and maybe it's just because i read the above posts but
kennet andersson

Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)

Helmuth Duckadam

http://www.dolj.radicalonline.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Helmuth-Duckadam.jpg

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

Sotirios Kyrgiakos (I had to google the spelling)

"The big pony-tailed Greek put in a sterling performance at The Britannia and may typify the less football, more grit of the new Reds... And it is no-nonsense men such as Kyrgiakos who like to roll up their sleeves which can keep Rafa in a job right now."

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

Kyle Bartley

ailsa, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

Dominic Cervi

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)

Russell Pond

online hardman, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

Jean-Claude Darcheville

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

Nick Dasovic

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)

i don't think that, currently, anyone in britain is proposing an alternative to the market (some for of marlet-based economy) or a way to get to it.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:53 (8 years ago)

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:44 (eleven years ago)

seven months pass...

Koki Mizuno

give rob da bank a gun... (onimo), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

they also had Malcolm Christie who briefly threatened to be quite good, and also Chris Riggott, who didn't...anyway they both wound up at Middlesbrough

― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:02 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these two, again, just now

rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:18 (ten years ago)

i looked up didier digard the other day

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

Chris Billy - a true mother's boy, always had to be in at 9, nicest footballer type you could ever know, poor bugger ended up doing shit telesales jobs.
Colin Alcide - he punched my tb jab once and was a horrible thuggish humourless twat
Kevin Donovan - arrogant twat who once told me that I walk like I have a cock up my arse, I told him he looks like the drummer from Spandau Ballet
Simon Ireland - Middle class kid from Halifax who played a blinder against Blackburn once and gave up his studies after a big money move there and then got injured forever and took up coaching

xelab, Friday, 3 April 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)

kinoa bailey

victor mansaray

alomar lines, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:00 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

mix diskerud

r|t|c, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:36 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

nikos dabizas would have been the king of this had he not been immortalised as the victim of the epl's greatest-ever merking; even before that fateful day he held this station for me

imago, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:43 (ten years ago)

Gedion Zelalem

alomar lines, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 05:46 (ten years ago)

Maciej "Magic" Zurawski

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 12:05 (ten years ago)

I was weighing up I Know You Want Me (Kalu Uche) as a dn about three years ago and he has haunted me periodically since.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 07:10 (ten years ago)

rufus brevett

the spieth hole-ease impresseth us (imago), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:37 (ten years ago)

Hicham Zerouali

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

obdulio varela.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:28 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

pirmin schwegler

r|t|c, Sunday, 23 August 2015 12:47 (nine years ago)

siphiwe tshabalala

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Monday, 24 August 2015 17:12 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

Benjamin Moukandjo.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 November 2015 10:49 (nine years ago)

Dieumerci Mbokani.

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 November 2015 11:32 (nine years ago)

imre varadi

djp HOOS clouds (NickB), Thursday, 5 November 2015 11:40 (nine years ago)

perry groves

djp HOOS clouds (NickB), Thursday, 5 November 2015 11:43 (nine years ago)

I sometimes think of Nicky Medlin.

Tim, Thursday, 5 November 2015 11:45 (nine years ago)

http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197374_abc_red_scottish/154%20Zoltan%20Varga.jpg

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:57 (nine years ago)

Sean St Ledger

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 5 November 2015 18:49 (nine years ago)

Rudi Vata

posted missing (onimo), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:42 (nine years ago)

iffy onuora

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:43 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

Jose quitongo.

― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

ilxors ananimus (onimo), Sunday, 24 January 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)

"Known as a journeyman due to the number of clubs he has represented"...


Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1992–1994 Benfica ? (?)
1992–1993 → Estoril (loan)? (?)
1994–1995 Waterford United? (?)
1995 Köping 20 (1)
1995 Darlington 1 (0)
1995–1997 Hamilton 62 (9)
1997–1999 Hearts 30 (3)
2000 Hamilton 15 (1)
2000–2002 St. Mirren 57 (7)
2002–2003 Kilmarnock 8 (0)
2003 Dibba Al-Hisn
2003–2004 Hamilton 18 (5)
2004 Waterford 17 (1)
2005–2006 Alloa Athletic 35 (5)
2006 Albion Rovers 1 (0)
2006 Partick Thistle 1 (0)
2006 Dumbarton 2 (1)
2006–2007 Pro Lissone
2007 Livingston 2 (0)
2007–2008 Stenhousemuir 10 (0)
2009–2010 Glenafton Athletic
2010 Pollok 2 (0)
2011 Lesmahagow
2013– Muirkirk

ilxors ananimus (onimo), Sunday, 24 January 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)

Nice little profile here

The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Sven Kums (26 February 1988 in Asse) is a Belgian footballer who currently plays in the Belgian Pro League for Gent.

mizzell, Thursday, 25 February 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)

someone please tell me his middle name is tamara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWzRKxhpPA0

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Thursday, 25 February 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

Jean jacques misse misse.

Leonel sanchez.

Karl heinz rummenige.

― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:09 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

came here to repost the bold jean jacques

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 25 February 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)

François Omam-Biyik

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 February 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)

Jose Quitongo again, because his son was playing against Celtic this weekend.

ailsa, Monday, 7 March 2016 23:38 (nine years ago)

ok time to feel old as hell because i remember seeing jose quitongo down gregg's in hamilton town centre with said son in a stroller as if it wasn't that long ago

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 7 March 2016 23:41 (nine years ago)

barry hayles

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:14 (nine years ago)

rufus brevett

― the spieth hole-ease impresseth us (imago), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:37 Bookmark

also

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:17 (nine years ago)

a slightly more favourable situationist ndp than luther blissett imo

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)

rufus brexit

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:21 (nine years ago)

(How hot is) Dominique Rocheteau (in person?)

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:36 (nine years ago)

Ludek Miklosko

Ad h (onimo), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)

After retirement, Mikloško returned to West Ham to take up a goalkeeping coaching role. He left the club in March 2010; neither club nor Mikloško commented as to why

Ad h (onimo), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 18:00 (nine years ago)

just fontaine

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

Emir Alihodzic

portumnes (alomar lines), Thursday, 10 March 2016 05:45 (nine years ago)

Billy Ketkeophomphone

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)

tomasz radzinski

arek radomski

r|t|c, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)

Dušan Basta

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)

always confuse him with dario "no way" srna

r|t|c, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

Wilfred Agbonavbare

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)

making his second appearance on the thread:

Nandor Hidegkuti

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

cheeky

r|t|c, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)

vasilis hatzipanagis

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:51 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

presnel kimpembe

rob ullathorne

r|t|c, Sunday, 8 May 2016 08:30 (nine years ago)

Eirik Bakke.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 8 May 2016 08:34 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

Vytautas Andriuškevičius

alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Friday, 15 July 2016 05:02 (eight years ago)

Helman "Midnight Express' Mkhalele

jim in vancouver, Friday, 15 July 2016 19:20 (eight years ago)

Bum-Kun Cha

StanM, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:26 (eight years ago)

Florent Sinama Pongolle

― no man is an islam (onimo), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:31 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

again. and

Koki Mizuno

― give rob da bank a gun... (onimo), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:35 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

again

get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Thursday, 28 July 2016 10:44 (eight years ago)

sebastian abreu

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 July 2016 11:23 (eight years ago)

Edgaras Jankauskas

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 July 2016 16:25 (eight years ago)

Yves Ma-Kalambay

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 July 2016 16:26 (eight years ago)

van nistelrooy

cueto

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 28 July 2016 18:34 (eight years ago)

Crawford Baptie.

― rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:12 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 July 2016 18:39 (eight years ago)

HAMIT ALTINTOP

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:22 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Pervis Estupinan

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 12 August 2016 12:07 (eight years ago)

Duje Ćaleta-Car

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 21:26 (eight years ago)

Roli Pereira de Sa

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:21 (eight years ago)

(in a migos cadence)

r|t|c, Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:22 (eight years ago)

Ricardo Kip

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2016 12:28 (eight years ago)

bodo illgner

r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 15:38 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

Aristide Bancé

ShariVari, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 14:08 (six years ago)

Joe Dodoo

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

Ross Jack

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

yossi benayoun
billy king

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 April 2019 23:01 (six years ago)

Marc-Antoine Fortuné

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 25 April 2019 23:20 (six years ago)

Bruno Labbadia

FernandoHierro, Friday, 26 April 2019 00:06 (six years ago)

Jermaine McSporran

calzino, Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:41 (six years ago)

Ravel Morrison

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:50 (six years ago)

... now playing in Sweden, with Östersunds FK, a team which seems to be full of English players.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:51 (six years ago)

... ah, English manager.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:52 (six years ago)

three months pass...

Ibrahim Ba.

ShariVari, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:04 (five years ago)

seven months pass...

Øyvind Leonhardsen
Mark Viduka

gaudio, Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:28 (five years ago)

Ronnie Rosenthal
Theo Snelders

Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:23 (five years ago)

Fernando Redondo

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

four months pass...

Sinama Pongolle

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

Landry N'Guemo

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:25 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

Mateja Kezman

From striker to shaman. pic.twitter.com/16ykQbuWeO

— Serbian Football (@SerbianFooty) September 2, 2020

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:34 (four years ago)

four months pass...

Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 13:44 (four years ago)

Sammy Ameobi

your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

Lubomir Moravcik

new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Richarlison

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 13:40 (four years ago)

https://footballinprint.com/wp-content/uploads/tommy-caton-manchester-city.jpg

would a nit be nice? (NickB), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 13:48 (four years ago)

Micky Mellon is a great mid-table manager's name.

Punk's Daft (onimo), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:07 (four years ago)

Jaden Philogene-Bidace

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:21 (four years ago)

Can't see how that one floats so much as hacks its way through the creepers of memory with a machete

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:41 (four years ago)

I don't even know how to pronounce it tbh

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 7 March 2021 12:59 (four years ago)

two years pass...

RIP Chris Bart-Williams, absolutely one of this kind of player

imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 15:06 (one year ago)

<3

nxd, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 15:24 (one year ago)

eleven months pass...

French coach Raymond Domenech has branded Julien Faubert 'unspeakably stupid' for signing for West Ham.

^^only in the form of this exact sentence from 2007

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 18:44 (eleven months ago)

I love that multiple posters mentioned the same player more than once itt

Bixente Lizarazu

nashwan, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 19:02 (eleven months ago)

four weeks pass...

major league baseball, san diego padres edition:

Jurickson Profar

Isiah Kiner-Felefa

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 August 2024 07:41 (ten months ago)

ffs baseball is everywhere on ILX.

Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 August 2024 08:05 (ten months ago)

eight months pass...

https://thesoccerdispatch.substack.com/p/indian-super-league-drama-auckland

Jason ‘Cumdog’ Cummings

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 April 2025 18:48 (two months ago)

Owen Archdeacon

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 April 2025 12:25 (one month ago)


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