DIOUFY

http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/elhadj_diouf_car.jpg

accept no imitators, from france-senegal 2k2 to tearing it up in the inside channels for rovers, dude is all time

pélé even had him in his 125 best players iirc

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/el-hadji-diouf-steven-gerrard-2010-2-28-14-2-37.jpg

spat at celtic fans sure, but u can bet they were saying some shit

made up a story about everton ballboys or something, i can't remember the details

not saying he's a saint, but his heart's in the right place

http://fashiondistinct.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/u1_el_hadji_diouf-00c5d.jpg

feeling guilty for voting kalinic ahead of him

sometimes in football yr hip to the latest 'wunderkind' and forget the big men, the tried-and-trusted, the true soldiers who will be there when it's -6 in rochdale on a tuesday night

they wont necessarily be happy to be there, and they might not really give a shit, but when it comes to a ruck you know they'll pull their weight

a particularly camp, delorean-sporting ruck

division of labour son, it's not fuckin 1342

samba with the broadswoard, andrews with the shiv, dioufy with the catargh

tear the place up

how can u look at a gullwing and think of bloody deloreans

dioufy can appreciate the fine history of postwar german engineering

dioufy with the catargh

well at least we now know why FIFA let themselves be swayed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUYZz7gdTQ

lmao never heard that before... dioufy's absolutely annihilated them there

"thnobby bathtard"

DIOUFY LEGEND

http://i.imgur.com/NA6L6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/a7ceM.jpg

the hell are you on about, even when driven apart big s and dioufy will never have anything but the purest love and strongest of bonds.

there's a big difference between affirming their love on the field of play, dioufy manfully sacrificing himself to adjunct full back, and the two of them just slumped together in front of a 60" plasma eating takeaways, watching porn and talking about that time dioufy slipped rohypnol in ivan campo's rioja and did something unmentionable in his hair

http://i.imgur.com/Ei47E.jpg

that time dioufy slipped rohypnol in ivan campo's rioja and did something unmentionable in his hair

so believable that i'm suspicious.

write yr own thebig_sam tweets itt

Diouf

who the fuck is diouf?

it's either el-hadji, or DIOUFY

'Carragher is just a guy who loves to talk. Carragher, for me, is nothing,' Diouf told The Sun.

'If Liverpool had 10 players like Carragher, then they would never win anything.

'He’s like a make of ketchup or mustard to a normal person, not important. I played for Liverpool for two years and Carragher never spoke to me. That’s life, some people are like that.'

Diouf believes he was targeted by the 32-year-old defender because he was 'jealous' of the wages he was on when he arrived at Anfield eight years ago from Lens.

'When I played at Liverpool, Carragher could have talked to me then - but he didn’t, ' he added.

'He was jealous of me - that’s why he talked about me. Because when I came to Liverpool I earned more than him and I was a bigger name than him.

'We didn’t have a team at Liverpool. We had the English somewhere and the French boys somewhere. If it’s like that, you can do nothing together.

'I took my country to the World Cup and to the finals of the African Nations Cup.

'So Carragher can’t criticise me because, to me, he has done nothing with his life.

'But Carragher doesn’t sell papers, Carragher doesn’t sell shirts.'

Diouf was a surprise selection on the top 100 players in the world once submitted by footballing greats Pele and Diego Maradona and the Blackburn star insists their praise puts Carragher's criticism to shame.

He said: 'I’m not going to listen to what Carragher says.

'I listen to the big men, the greats of football. Both said very good things about me.'

how could u doubt dioufy's greatness after that

all truth

'I took my country to the World Cup and to the finals of the African Nations Cup.

'So Carragher can’t criticise me because, to me, he has done nothing with his life.

'But Carragher doesn’t sell papers, Carragher doesn’t sell shirts.'

str8 furnace. u don't want it with dioufy

yeah but if he'd run into carragher's mates in a shopping centre after that, woo boy.

i mean he'd definitely nearly have had something done to him

rly hope he and chris samba do a black armband protest at the 'death of blackburn rovers' and then tear up their contracts on the pitch before throwing their shirts to the fans

righteous

football becomes self-aware

"For many years I've thought he is a gutter-type of boy and I was going to call him a sewer rat but that might be insulting the sewer rats. I think he's the lowest of the low and I can't see him being at Blackburn for much longer because Steve Kean won't put up with someone like that in the dressing room.

"I think he'll be one of the first to go and good riddance to him, I hope he goes abroad because I won't miss watching him. Sign him? I wouldn't want to talk to him."

Warnock?

dioufy will be sonning that cunt within 24 hours

gutter sort of 'boy'

calls everyone a boy so don't even fucking try it.

50-50 w/ givet and qpr player mackie & dioufy apparently swears at latter while he is badly injured? idk but it doesn't look god for the dioufy revival ;_;

i know givet is his friend tho (francophone solidarily in mid lancs)

Mackie just needs to read Keano's book and bide his time. Seriously though, hope he recovers well.

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost.php?s=2b87fdaba5bf89e130534418d2036af9&p=9215335&postcount=2

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I like that even the posts defending Dioufy feel the need for due balance by stating what a prick he is

good hero choice guyz kiu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf4ZN6EK198

"i cannot stand..there are some foreigners in are game and he is one of them"

go to a diff continent!

a different continent...that is amazing

his daughter boudicca cld not be reached for comment

sorry fr the homophone

didn't someone stand screaming over an injured r keane, that was banter eh

http://i.imgur.com/vSwKX.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/3496345100_1055bf540d_b.jpg

get some sleep man, this isn't healthy

had power napz btwn last two dioufies (i cleave to the single 'f' spelling while acknowledging the franco-slav stylings of the double f)

on a more serious, self justifying note, he is one of the more intriguing characters in soccerball, for good or ill

http://www.facedakar.com/Photos-El-Hadji-Diouf-en-galante-compagnie_a481.html

contains two of the best comments on the internet (note also d's somewhat restricted affect)

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36.Posté par snoopy le 14/12/2010 21:56
Big Dioufy vraiment tu resteras tjr THE bEsT

El Hadji Diouf (Stupid Invalid) (born 15 January 1981 in Dakar, Senegal) is a Senegalese footballer who currently plays as a forward for English Premier League club Blackburn Rovers.

http://www.qpr.co.uk/javaImages/5e/53/0,,10373~9327454,00.jpg

calls everyone a boy so don't even fucking try it.

― r|t|c, Saturday, January 8, 2011

would say your opinions on this matter are like a make of mustard or ketchup to a normal person but on reflection why bother endorsing the bon mots of the kind of cunt who can't differentiate between dijon, wholegrain, english etc

let's see dioufy giving it the biggun down an s&m cafe, that's all i'm saying

what is even the point ur trying to make there zvook. i was aware of already writing that so...?

i repeat he is an old yorkshireman who calls everyone a boy or a lad or whatever and it is straight disingenuous bullshit trying to twist that into some sort of feeble racism exposé

have u read the thread :o

the youtube radio tete a tete makes it fairly obvious there is massive bog-standard racism @ play

unless u think he thought haaland shld get out of europe

it's not a big deal, scratched old yorkshireman is racist, news @ 11

Diouf, meanwhile, was interviewed by police after Blackburn Rovers' defeat at Everton amid allegations that he racially abused a ball boy.

The Senegal international is alleged to have said "fuck off white boy" when the ball boy rolled the ball past Diouf and not to him as he went to take a throw-in early in Rovers' 3-0 defeat.

hope he didn't say anything to the flower of english womanhood reffed by warner

http://i.imgur.com/TYcJe.jpg

really hope that is his downstairs bog

hope that's an english lion... gtfo otherwise

http://i.imgur.com/D5UrN.jpg

Diouf taunting Mackie whilst he is being stretchered off with a double broken leg. MassiveSHITLAD.

Is there any more Arshavadiouf slash porn? Wouldn't have picked Andrei as the daddy in that pairing, though.

wow that's actually real xp

theladshavespokenLADs

in his defence

mackie's challenge wasn't really a full blooded 50-50 it was reckless. not sure dioufy can tell he's done himself that much damage early doors

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/blackburn-qpr-8121256/

yeah doesn't look like mackie is really aiming for the ball, certainly not going the right way about it, and givet lucky not to be badly injured too

does mackie have a rep for being a cunt?

nah mackie's the ultimate lovable dopey puppy, just runs and runs and runs and etc. father dougal with an engine basically.

certainly a dumb challenge though, and yeah givet was the one originally thought to have come a serious cropper (mainly cos mackie kept trying to stand up). dioufy was supposedly carrying on in the tunnel later once things had transpired though.

do accept the mitigating factors to an extent but fundamentally it's still some unsavoury shit on el hadji's part and everyone's bored of it. be a sly cunt not a dumb cunt, that's what football's about

so i guess it depends on the extent to which dioufy knows mackie has a serious injury

if he sees leg is broken and does that, he has gone from vmic dioufy to irredeemable choad

if it's unclear and he think mackie has just srsly injured his bff givet in a dangerous challenge, it's understandable within dioufy logic

either way, an apology or at least de-escalation wouldn't have gone amiss

fuck warnock, he has previous for encouraging players to break others' legs (tho i'm sure they take it as an appropriately ironized bit of northern banter)

fuck warnock. tho sometimes he does amuse me.

"Who is Warnock? He is not Alex Ferguson. He is not Arsene Wenger. He is not.......... Sam Allardyce. He is not an important person"

<3

seriously, the pause before fat sam was troll genius

The Metro had a different quote with no Wenger (who clearly doesn't belong amongst these Real Men of the game: "Who is Warnock? He is nothing to me. He is not Alex Ferguson, he is not Sam Allardyce or an important manager."

there was a wenger, i can confirm there was a wenger

clearly riffing on maradona's 'who is butcher?' after said reet spent most of the buildup to the scotland / argentina game bitchin about shit from two decades ago

kid knows his footballing troll history

the pause before allardyce was U&K

the way he punches women is really brilliant too.

has he a special technique

yes he calls it "domestic violence"

i hate that kind of thing, he probably calls his cleaner a hygiene technician as well

saliva expulsion

everton ballboy was a pigmentally challenged youngster of dubious seccession

the way he punches women is really brilliant too.

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dioufy got no convictions afaict

His wife phoned the police and said he had punched her. He was arrested and interviewed but no charges were brought.

So just the casual racism, spitting, drink driving and general cuntery.

u can't spell antihero without antisocial personality disorder

I missed out "failure to pay his tv licence" - socking it to the fucking moaning wife man.

lol at this point i gotta stop pretending i have respect for him

there are limits dioufy son

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45523000/jpg/_45523262_diouf_getty466x260.jpg

ffs it was Dioufy's 30th birthday yesterday, and that's the only tribute?

hmmn i'm sure it said he was thirty in some of the papers from last weekend

read yr wikis, sub-ed bros

El-Hadji is looking to make a fresh start. He is a good player and there is plenty of interest.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/01/rangers-el-hadji-diouf-loan

lollllllllllllllll

second-aptest signing ever behind Kevin Muscat signing for Millwall Rangers as well

Axis of evil up front for Rangers now with Vile Lafferty.

fuck off scott brown

h8ing on dioufy

s0 fucking original

dioufy is the least evil rangers player after vladiweiss

he could poison wells in eritrea and still be less evil than kyle lafferty

Uh Diouf ran to the press to have a go at Brown after the match, Brown merely responded (and I thought in good humour) when asked about it days later.

Also, this fucking rules:
http://a.yfrog.com/img619/2103/80wik.jpg

otm re Lafferty though.

VladiWeiss is a wee diving cnutbag, btw, but attempting to draw levels of evilness from a team made up of cheats (Weir), divers (Naismith), dirty cloggers (McCulloch), sneaky diggers (Bougherra, Papac, Whittaker), general odiousness (McGregor, Healy + most of the rest of them) and Kyle Lafferty (category of his own) is an impossible task. I think Jelavic and Davis might be the only inoffensive ones I can think of. Also Kirk Broadfoot's too stupid and rubbish to be truly evil.

Lafferty's totally the worst though.

Neil Lennon and Scott Brown

The cancer o' the nation

Thair into threats and thuggery

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lol youtube commenters

i guess maybe i was a bit harsh on scotty when i see he was right next to dioufy when he scored

dioufy can't complain about his rep (he probably loves it) but i kinda feel ppl jumping up and down about him are getting played....it's all a bit of an act

really wanna know how charitable his charity is, that will affect my opinion of him hugely

The fitba's usually pish, we could use the pantomime villain tbh.

like, if he's got a genuinely altruistic + effective charity going, that elevates him above almost all footballers, cunt or no cunt

craig bellamy another tabloid 'bad boy' who has given serious cash to charity

have always liked bellamy

http://i.imgur.com/vNOqQ.jpg

Bellamy, Diouf, Savage put stain on game with actions

By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES

LONDON -- In the coming weeks members of the Football Writers' Association will start to give serious consideration to their choice for Footballer of the Year.

Christopher Davies

Arsenal's Thierry Henry, despite five games without a goal but still the Premiership's leading scorer, is a contender to make it a hat trick of awards.

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, whose leadership and inspiration can make an average side perform above itself, is in with a shout.

Chelsea has the most candidates with John Terry, Frank Lampard and Arjen Robben leading the Blues' picks.

At the other end of the scale an ignominious trio seems to be doing their best to be the Least Popular Player Of The Season -- Craig Bellamy (Newcastle), El Hadji Diouf (Bolton on loan from Liverpool) and Robbie Savage (Blackburn).

Outside of their own clubs the three would get as many votes for Footballer of the Year as George W. Bush would if he was a candidate in the Iraqi elections.

Even a team of spin doctors could not improve the public image of the terrible threesome who do little to change the perception that footballers have brains only in their boots.

Needless to say, serial offenders Bellamy, Diouf and Savage do not think they have ever done anything wrong and are the innocent victims of a smear campaign or it was the manager's fault -- all the usual feeble excuses.

this sort of sanctimonious shite is so boring

Bellamy is a mostly just a mouthy gallus wee git*, bit like Scott Brown. Dioufy is a spitting nasty women-hitting thug. Savage is just boring.

* apart from hitting John Arne Riise with a golf club, that was a bit violent, I'll give you that.

Scott Brown's stare-out of Dioufy came hot on the heels of his cameo on Soccer AM on Saturday morning, running about the training ground in his Borat mankini. He's going all out for comedy noticeability now, I feel.

'comedy'

Yeah, missing scare quotes. Would have thought it obvious that I meant to include them. Borat mankinis are never funny.

no convictions, but dioufy and bellamy both have previous for hitting women it seems ;_;

are there any 'bad boys' who are content to just be rascals without being complete shits

cassano, balotelli i guess...

Seems as appropriate as any time to have an excuse to watch this so i can smile during an otherwise shitty morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7XTBG7XFmQ

Bellamy seems like a cunt who's determined to be a nice person but gosh darn it he just can't help himself.

I think Jelavic and Davis might be the only inoffensive ones I can think of

Edu? Seems destined to be driven out of the team for being too nice, à la Beasley.

www.maurice.edu

ha, I'd actually forgotten he existed. Yeah, he's OK. Which will never work amongst the axis of evil that Walter is creating to hand over to Coisty.

lol

lmfao. what happened?

unjustly overlooked in 00s poll cuz yall would rather vote for boring henke larsson than a proper player and i knew that so didn't even bother including him in my ballot

rangers celtic replay in teh cup was fucking nuts

three rangers players off, diouf booked for going at lennon during the afters of the first red, booked again after the match for going at the ref. mccoist and lennon had a bit of handbags after 90 mins too.

pulsating stuff. tho the footy was shite.

bougherra got two yellows, second one on 93 mins. tried to carry the ref off the pitch with him.

valencia barelona is pulsating stuff, tho the panto is shite

http://www.footballfancast.com/2011/03/featured-blog/the-football-fancast-football-fans-survey-in-association-with-zoo-magazine

Which footballer would you least like to go for a pint with?

El Hadji Diouf 	30%
Gary Neville 	25%
Joey Barton 	17%
Steven Gerrard 	14%
Andy Carroll 	4%
Rio Ferdinand 	4%
Other 		6%

Fair play to GNeville for polling so highly in that company.

he's not a cunt like them, but he's a deepy unpleasant and dull twat so swings & roundabout

bet that after a few pints you'd be able to persuade nev to dump a million quid into your 'collectivist commune project'/retirement fund.

Why is Gerrard so disliked? And Rio?

Think I'd like to go out for a pint with Rio!

Don't think Gerrard's disliked, it's just that a night out with him...

gerrard's a violent, diving, hypocritical, moneygrabbing tosser who abuses his importance to his club to get a new contract by throwing strops every second year.

Aside from that i'm sure he's grand

will admit that only 3% lower than barton is prob harsh

gerrard's a violent, diving, hypocritical, moneygrabbing tosser

Who isn't these days? I know I am.

Imagine going for a pint with Carragher and having to listen to that voice all night? Michael Owen would get my vote tho, he's the only player currently playing in the Premiership who has literally bored a man to death.

Who might be surprisingly good company? I reckon John Terry might be alright for a pint.

would go on the lash with the spurs boys, obv. League cup final afterparty ftw

Can just see you and big Al Hutton, belting out "The Sash"

reminds me of ?mencap's? All-time display name

Don't think Gerrard's disliked, it's just that a night out with him...

As long as you don't let him near the jukebox (or was it a DJ?)

Would kick it with Rio, definitely.

Unless he was playing pranks, like.

if you can tolerate 'Sussodio' taking up forty slots on the jukebox playlist then Gerrard would maybe be alright.

Perhaps I wouldn't go for a pint with these guys (chill bro Rio aside), but I would definitely go for a pint with a group of Dioufy, Neville, Barton, Gerrard, and Carroll. As long as I could keep my distance.

neville is obv the worst human that's ever lived, tho how rooney doesn't make an appearance is beyond me, let's not forget rooney actually got permanent ink on his skin in tribute to his love of the stereophonics.

funny that Diouf is the only non-English player in that poll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1364745/El-Hadji-Diouf-Ive-killed-prison-A-big-character-does-make-bad-man.html

http://8f.img.v4.skyrock.net/8f1/muste-zo/pics/2605198618_1.jpg

diouf obv a p common name in that part of the world

http://www.senegalembassy.co.uk/dioufy_and_kids.jpg

http://9d.img.v4.skyrock.net/9d4/moaicha/pics/1992248567_small_1.jpg

apt vest

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/115241.html

yeah it's a shame, u want a knew roy keane and u get a cascarino

still, u gotta love how he dresses like a pimp from an 80s eddie murphy vehicle to go shopping but goes for the rab c nesbitt look when he's out on the town

k

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3387197

http://i.imgur.com/4bj8o.gif

:O

what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGxVXbtaMU

'Gaddafi is a man who I have always admired,' declared Diouf. 'I am telling the truth. I know him, and I know his son Saif as well. They are my friends.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1378335/Rangers-El-Hadji-Diouf-admits-admires-friend-Colonel-Gaddafi.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

brilliant

Was going to resurrect this thread for that very quote. Guy's in a class of his own.

the bergman/dioufy crossover is some niche market

^^

your terrible ideas

think i outdid it by assuming knowledge of robert musil and joleon lescott right dere tho

El Hadji Diouf will be hammered with a massive fine after failing to report back for the start of pre-season training at Blackburn.

Furious manager Steve Kean, who is keen to offload the 30-year-old, admitted Blackburn have no idea where he is.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2886/africa/2011/07/20/2583689/el-hadji-diouf-snubs-senegal-fa-hearing

El-Hadji Diouf snubs Senegal FA hearing
Forward did not show up at the Senegal Football Federation disciplinary hearing that took place on Wednesday in Dakar and could subsequently be sanctioned

I had my photo taken with Dioufy in 2002. No, I'm not sharing it.

Nobody has seen or heard from Diouf, 30, since he was ordered from the premises in the days building up to the Survival Sunday scrap with Wolves in May.

He arrived one morning with a Scottish Championship winner's medal round his neck, won during his six-month loan spell at Ibrox.
Rovers boss Steve Kean was far from impressed when Diouf began showing it off and got him to go.

A club source said: "There's no sign of him."

I had my photo taken with Dioufy in 2002. No, I'm not sharing it.

Oh yes you are. You can't tease with Dioufy.

http://thesun.mobi/;m=is;f=jpg;h=323;k=xufmTLR5Bx2cLmuKBWU8Lw;q=100;w=232/it%3atagaro/poBzvWPpZVRgJkSxeNXOVA.jpg

Kean got coach Iain Brunskill to get rid of Diouf and an insider said: "That day El Hadji was showing off his medal and behaving pretty obnoxiously.

"The rest of players were fighting for their survival in the Premier League and the management weren't happy about Diouf disrupting them.

"He was ordered to leave and told he wasn't welcome back at the training ground for the remainder of the season."

"Celtic against Rangers is 10 times better than Liverpool against Manchester United or something like that.

"The Old Firm game is the number one game in the world. What I feel about this game I have never felt in my life. On the pitch it is like a war, but beautiful. A good war."

Blackburn Rovers have cancelled the contract of the Senegal forward El Hadji Diouf. "Dioufy has left the club. I think we reached a mutual-consent termination of his contract last night," said manager Steve Kean. "He will be moving on to pastures new and we wish him all the best."

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I wonder how much he settled for - like if they paid up his contract in full he could end up anywhere and still be quids in. Maybe Sally McCoisty will give the boy another second chance...

El-Hadji Diouf is a shock target for big-spending ­Leicester boss Sven Goran Eriksson after quitting Blackburn Rovers.

The controversial ­Senegalese striker agreed a six-figure pay-off from Ewood Park to make himself a free agent and clear to talk to the Foxes.

Diouf is also wanted by West Ham, but will consider all offers, including those from the US and Qatar, before making a decision.

Leicester are going bust again aren't they?

will go to dagastan with eto'o and end up a mob boss, i'm calling it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Diouf_cropped.jpg

dw/i

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kk6jvemTI8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2051874/El-Hadji-Diouf-trains-West-Ham--Twitter-picture.html

Senegal international striker El-Hadji Diouf has joined Doncaster Rovers on a three-month deal, subject to clearance.

awww no reunion with allardyce

dioufy is 30 years old, he's better than this

diufy wasn't better than that when he was 22 years old tbh (bitter LFC fan)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2051618/What-agent-Willie-McKay-doing-Doncaster-Rovers.html

dioufy is currently staying classy afaict

Bad blood between the players goes back to their Sunderland playing days. In 2009 The Sun revealed Diouf allegedly threatened to “knife” Ferdinand after a bust-up on the pitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF5vubdSL1c

dioufy to leeds & warnock is the comedy rumour that just doesnt seem to be going away

"I know people have talked about the incident between me and Neil Warnock but it is in the past and is not an issue. I have the utmost respect for Neil Warnock and I'd be delighted to help Leeds gain promotion to the Premier League."

"I'm at Leeds United. It's a club I'm going to do the best I can to bring the right players into the club and you'll have to wait to see if he is one of those targets or not."

pélé even had him in his 125 best players iirc

― dioufy (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 December 2010 07:22 (1 year ago) Bookmark

no straw was ever grasped so desperately

idk, 18 months ago jamie mackie was just a poor snipe from dorking plying his trade in the lower leagues

somehow or other, dioufy's words, callous and asinine as they doubtless were, catylysed him and now he is a profilic epl player and dioufy is the champo reject

http://i.imgur.com/MGIpIXW.jpg

gerrard quotes sadly slept on

“I didn’t know Neil Lennon but saw his face and have always hated him. He is a d***head and I’ve never liked him. At the end of the Liverpool-Celtic game in the UEFA Cup he asked me for my shirt but I never gave it to him. I would still not give him it today.”

“Steven Gerrard is a great club player but an egotist as well. He didn’t care about Liverpool winning – all that mattered for him was getting on the scoresheet.

“The person I would least want to spend Christmas with is Jamie Carragher. I hate him. He was the biggest turkey I’ve seen on a pitch. I found him useless.”