A club-by-club best XI during the Premier League era

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For your club (or any other club if it takes your fancy) pick what you would consider the strongest line up based on performances from 1992 to now.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)

I'm having a little trouble with my Man Utd one. I can't really see how I could leave Ronaldo out, but I want Giggs on the left and Beckham on the right, so I'd have to play him up front. But that means dropping either Cantona or RVN.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 09:56 (fourteen years ago)

Ooh, fun.

CHELSEA

Cech
Ferrer
Desailly
Terry
A Cole

Makelele
Gullit
Lampard

Robben
Zola
Drogba

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

Makelele will be doing a LOT of work in that XI.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

No Bogarde?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

Schmeichel (there's not really any doubt about this one)

Evra (though a lot of people would go for Irwin)
Vidic
Ferdinand (this has probably been the best partnership, though probably one of them should be replaced by Stam)
G Neville

Giggs
Keane (again, I don't think anyone would question this one)
Scholes (ahead of Ince who might be too similar to Keane)
Beckham (for the crosses and combination with G Nev down the right)

Ronaldo
Van Nistelrooy

Sorry Eric!

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

You can't play Ronaldo upfront in a 4-4-2, that's cheating.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

I can't? He got 40-odd goals the other season. How about 4-2-3-1:

Keane
Ince

Giggs
Cantona
Ronaldo

RVN

This means no Beckham, but maybe I can live with that better than leaving out Cantona.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

It also means no Scholes as well, as Ince is a more reliable tackler (i.e. won't just get sent off all the time) and Cantona can provide those magic passes.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

               Reina

Jones Hyppia Carragher Finnan

Gerrard Mascherano Alonso McManaman

Collymore Fowler

Bench: James, Riise, (a centre back, help?!), Leonhardsen, Torres. Probably some of the old guard should be in there, can't really remember who was still serving in '92. Manager: Souness.

I always get my left/right backs mixed up, correct as needed. There are a hell of a lot of good forwards to choose from, so sorry Nando but it's those two at their all-too-brief peak.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

Thorsvedt

Carr (earlier years)
King
Campbell (yes I am doing this)
Bale

Ginola
Modric
Van Der Vaart
Lennon

Sheringham
Klinsmann

This is Spurs, we don't do defensive midfielders.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

can't really remember who was still serving in '92

Doesn't matter as it's only based on post-92 performances. So even though Bryan Robson played until 1994 I wouldn't dream of including him based on 92-94.

xp - it's funny that Spurs don't seem to have had any top class goalkeepers in all that time

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

That was tougher than it should have been, there are some positions where we haven't exactly excelled over the years, hence Bale being at LB to fit Ginola in. And I couldn't bring myself to put Darren Anderton in there. On another day I might have put Gomes in over Thorsvedt.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

So depressing that that Liverpool side still wouldn't win the Premiership 1992/2011

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

OK, Southampton

Anti Niemi

Francis Benali (yes, yes, I know we have Wayne Bridge and Gareth Bale, but I can't leave out Franny)
Ken Monkou
Michael Svensson
Jason Dodd
Matt Oakley
Jim Magilton
Theo Walcott (only half a season, but he was SO good for us)
MATTHEW LE TISSIER!!!!
James Beattie
Marian Pahars

That is largely based on sentiment, and would line up in a 4-2-3-1

Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Friday, 4 February 2011 11:57 (fourteen years ago)

If you will insist on putting Stan Collymore in there over Torres of course they won't. (xpost)

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

(xp to other Jamie) Manager: H Redknapp?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 February 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

xp Fernando knows what he did

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

(xp to other Jamie) Manager: H Redknapp?

GRRRRRR

Citizen Smith (Jamie T Smith), Friday, 4 February 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)


Seaman
Dixon Keown Campbell ...Cole
Vieira Cesc
Ljungberg Pires
Henry Bergkamp

So surprising!
Ok, well...
Chesney has 20 years to become even more a legend than the ponytail. Cole had to make it, unfortunately but Winterburn won quite a few medals with us and Clichy is playing like a dude pissed off with being labelled 'a poor mans Cole'. Campbell is a better player than Adams, and Bould only misses out because his best season was the one before the Premiership started. If Vermaelan recovers to have a career that is just many repeats of last season, he could make it. Dixon is a lock and will be for the forseeable future.
Cesc is the best player I have ever seen in an Arsenal shirt if I'm honest. And the rest of that front 6 is going to take something fucking special to dislodge - the likes of Wright, Anelka, the Romford Pele and Petit cannot make it - I guess Nasri for Ljungberg will be the most likely. Will Wilshere ever be as good as Cesc or Vieira? IMO we'd have to buy Messi to take Pires out of my team.

if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 4 February 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

you haven't said what manager

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Bruce Rioch.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Christmas Tree Toon


Given

Venison Albert Hughes Beresford

Solano Batty Ketsbaia

Beardsley Gascoigne

Shearer

Bench: Asprilla, Ginola, Srnicek, Lee, Cole

heart's no in it (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

Manager: Gullitt

heart's no in it (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think you're allowed Gazza.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Terrific team though, reminds you of how many great players Newcastle had once upon a time.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yes, he left before prem started didn't he? Ah well, Ginola Le Magnifique instead.

http://bit.ly/gtcnsp (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Is that you outing yourself as a Newcastlist?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

Wd take 60 seconds of Tino over Shearer's entire career, goals and effectiveness be damned.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

I really want to see Everton & Villa ones btw

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

(or any other club if it takes your fancy)

http://i53.tinypic.com/fjeubr.jpg (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

I got as far as Bully playing off Doyler and that's about the best of it tbh. Might be fun to get Muscat in there somewhere.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

I wanted to go with three up but if you make one of them Shearer it doesn't seem to work.

Losing Gazza could maybe switch the formation around and fit Tino in, though I don't think Shearer ever enjoyed playing with him (couldn't link up + every time Tino played well he looked like the fucking shining star Shearer could never be). Couldn't really put Cole and Shearer together either - Shearer wouldn't give him the ball.

http://i53.tinypic.com/fjeubr.jpg (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't link up

I'm being unfair here but I remember Shearer saying it was difficult because no-one had any idea what Tino was going to do so he had to just make the runs and hope for the best.

http://i53.tinypic.com/fjeubr.jpg (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah like I say on logical grounds Shearer as target man is this dull necessity, but damn watching Asprilla was good times.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Andy Cole's one great Premiership season at Newcastle > any of Shearer's seasons at Newcastle.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Shearer moved right after Blackburn's disappointing defence and Newcastle's near miss, didn't he? It pleases me that he would've anticipated being the missing piece able to take the credit for the inevitable league triumph the next season.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)


Kiely

Brown Costa Rufus Powell

Kishishev Holland Parker Stuart

Mendonca Bent

who needs wingers, or danny murphy

manager iain dowie obv

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Should've gone with Young Fish Costa Fortune across the back.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I know...and Brown over Young is probably a move borne out of sentiment more than anything else (ok, I'll fess up: I forgot about Young :/). Fish wasn't all that great though. Well, he was good, but Rufus is proper ONE CLUB MAN LEGEND ALWAYS IN OUR HEARTS

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

Fortune is at Charlton *now* and only gets the occasional start. That should explain why he is not in that XI :D

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

Bench, btw

Elliot (never played Prem but <3)
Young
Hreidarsson
THE ELK
Murphy
Bartlett
Hunt

LOOK DAD STILL NO WINGERS

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

wow is jonathan fortune still there? forgot about him. (kano's cousin of course).

andy hunt was v good i recall.

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

He came back after it didn't work out at Stoke/Sheff Uni etc. Has chronic injury issues and occasional deficiencies in his game that are exposed even in League One. When he's good, he's Premiership quality, but physically he's not all there atm.

Andy Hunt was a goalpoacher deluxe. Great finisher, great snaffler of rebounds. Even had a bit of style now and then. Would have received an England cap if he'd been born 5 years later and not suffered from ME

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

(He ended up founding a sort of eco-park hotel thingy in Belize and blogging about it...pretty inspiring!)

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.greendragonbelize.com/aboutus.html
http://www.belizejungledome.com/about_us.html

a Green Dragon AND a Jungle Dome, far out

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Love that Newcastle team.

Struggling to decide on Chelsea manager, maybe a cross between Jose's good looks, mischief-making and tactical acumen, Carlo's phlegmatic dudeness and Vialli's v-neck jumpers and idiosyncratic English.

Or maybe just Dave Webb.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

i know yall love ketsbaia but not having laurent robert ahead of him is str8 challops

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

rather ropey attempt at Villa

Sorensen

Barrett
Southgate
Mellberg
Ehiogu

Taylor
Barry
Staunton
Young

Yorke
Angel (did he really score 66 goals for them blimey)

Manager: O'Neill (but Bigot Ron on standby)

idgi fridays (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

How about a 'did they really play for us' XI?

Neil Sullivan

Winston Bogarde
Paul Parker
Mal Donaghy
Christian Panucci

Emmanuel Petit
Vinny Jones
Muzzy Izzet
David Rocastle
Graham Rix

George Weah

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Jan Stejskal
David Bardsley
Alan McDonald
Danny Maddix
Clive Wilson
Gareth Ainsworth
Ray Wilkins
Adel Taarabt
Trevor Sinclair
Paul Furlong
Les Ferdinand

subs: Kenny, Brevett, Shittu, Impey, Holloway, Spencer, Gallen
manager: Gerry

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

ince ahead of scholes is simply fucking insane

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

and blueski yr villa is sorely missing one (1) alan wright and one (1) benito carbone

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Ince ahead of Scholes in that 4231 is fucking sane

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

i know yall love ketsbaia but not having laurent robert ahead of him is str8 challops

honestly forgot all about him

http://i53.tinypic.com/fjeubr.jpg (onimo), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

and and and pete that 'wtf' xi is one (1) jokanovic short

scholes is an excellent retainer of possession and thus works in a 'defensive' midfield capacity (would prefer to call it a 'deep-lying' role). if the other team has the ball, well, you've got roy keane, and scholes has always been a fine intercepter of passes. it's about movement more than tackling

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

No Gavin Peacock for the Hoops?

If Chelsea, Fulham and QPR are all in the Prem next season, does that make West London the most successful footballing three mile patch in the UK?

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

Would put Fletcher over Ince in any Man United team but really if you've got Keane in there you're doing okay.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

xp yeah i was just looking at john spencer thinking that. spencer was bloody amazing for a season but by that logic i'd as well have put andy sinton in, or buzsaky, or cook. or stuart wardley even! gav peacock was a good player but appeared in such shit teams it's hard to have a distinguishing memory of him.

only one club with a west london postcode there :)

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

I nearly stuck Spencer in my Chelsea team, he'd definitely make my Cult Heroes XI.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Ismael do you have Finnan at left-back??? Having trouble thinking if Liverpool have ever had a really good left-back in the Prem years. I guess Riise by default.

Reina

Babbel
Hyypia
Carragher
Riise

McManaman
Alonso
Hamann
Gerrard

Fowler
Torres

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

haven't had a good winger since mcmanaman

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBOF7HqoMGk

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Edited down from a couple of hundred speculative punts that went 20 yards high and wide iirc

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

go on noodles have another go at a wolves one, would really rather see that than some more top four obviousness.

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

x-post no

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

Embarrassingly it'd be mostly guys in the squad the last couple of years I think, and Bull/Doyle is compelling me to pick a 442 against my better instincts, but something like

Murray
Zubar Craddock Lescott Irwin (lol no left backs)
Kightley Milijas Olofinjana Dennison
Bull Doyle

Bench: Hennessey, deWolf, Collins, Ince, Guedioura, Ebanks-Blake, Mutch

That'd be alright. Swop Seyi for Muscat for comedy carnage, might pick deWolf over Joleon out of affection.

Might be forgetting a bunch of guys but srsly don't think so

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

Lee Naylor can GTF btw

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, maybe Mark Kennedy left midfield and swap Robbie Dennison for Kights on the right.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

Heart of hearts I wd have Guedioura over Olofinjana but the guy's only played a handful of games before he got his leg broke.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

no steve corica then

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

dean richards?

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol Corica wd srsly rather pick Muscat. About on a level with Darren Ferguson.

Sorry for no Thudd but by my reckoning he was about 12 when he turned out for us.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Ah Dean Richards. Forgot. Great centre back. Ruling him out for the twattery of his departure and subsequent efforts to lure players away.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

Either way, not better than Jody or Lescott.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

can't say I remembered the comedy arm movements of high-speed McManaman.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

Lee Naylor can GTF btw

SADFACE

Nayls up to 28 likes on Facebook now (used to just be me and onimo at one stage!)

ailsa, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I cd never hate Lee but really the best you could say about him is that the lad's a tryer

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

As a left back I'd take Elokobi over Lee Naylor and that isn't cos Big George is a Premier-class LB

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

Richards' transfer fee to Tottenham was the highest amount ever paid by a club for a player who failed to play internationally.[1] This has since been superseded by Curtis Davies, who has yet to make his England debut since completing an £8.5m move.

^ nice bit of trivia i didnae know

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

(surely that's just domestic right? feel like there must be tons of expensive expat brazilians who've never got a sniff.)

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Think Richards might've had a look-in for England if he hadn't been unlucky with injuries.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

would manchester city's include anyone not currently in the squad? Rosler?

mizzell, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

depends how sentimental they're being. kinky's an obvious one. benarbia, goater...

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

andy morrison's still probably a better cb than the shower they've got now

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh fuck that reminds me, how did i not put jamie pollock in my qpr team

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

suspect elano's still better than a lot of the current dudes too

r|t|c, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

Anelka would make the City team alongside Tevez?

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

Have to go with LG's LFC team over Ismael's. I rate Masch obviously but Hamann is unfuckwithable imo. The real reason we won in Istanbul. Like how neither of them include England legend Michael Owen:)

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

The thing i like about htese is the weird time-travelling aspect of playing these guys all when at their peak. Fowler and Torres together? Wow.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

^^^this guy should do one of these

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

and it should have Eirik Bakke in it

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Have to go with LG's LFC team over Ismael's. I rate Masch obviously but Hamann is unfuckwithable imo. The real reason we won in Istanbul. Like how neither of them include England legend Michael Owen:)

Yeah, that's fair - forgetting Hamann is unforgivable, 'cept I'd still have him on the bench 'cos I love Mascherano so much. I'd completely forgotten Babbel too, probably because of the later, horrible experience with that name. I'd've had Riise instead of Finnan as well, but I got mixed up about what side he played on. Another couple of forgotten guys worth a mention - Berger, Bjornebye and John Barnes was still good surprisingly late on iirc. I also liked Riedle all-too-briefly - don't at all recall him ending up briefly as co-manager of Fulham with Roy Evans, but that's what wikipedia is telling me.

Funny how otherwise the sides are virtually identical, bar my bold and unpopular gambit of dropping Torres.

Still waiting for an Everton effort. Sides without an obvious glory period, or nothing but, that's where the time-travel element really kicks in imo. I assume a Leeds team would be basically them circa 2000, plus maybe Yeboah?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

A West Ham eleven would be pretty great, maybe all English + Di Canio.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

          James
Sinclair Rio Upson Konchesky
Mascherano
Lampard Bowyer
di Canio Defoe Tevez

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

what about robinho - he played well for west ham

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

no wait, that's not right

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

bowyer ahead of parker or carrick or joe cole is purblind madness

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

konchesky ahead of scott minto makes mother theresa weep

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

upson ahead of neil ruddock is...fair enough

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

anyway LB shd be Dicks

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

Konchesky was good for them. It's cheating a bit to have Masch and Bowyer in there you're right - they were terrible there. Replace with Parker and Cole. Still a job to get it looking respectable defensively though.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

I'd almost forgotten that Mascherano 'wasn't good enough for' West Ham, well according to Pardew anyway. Well tbf he's no Hayden Mullins.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

that has never been the point of west ham united xp

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Carrick?

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

yes carrick

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

Oh I see LJ mentioned him. sorry.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

xp again.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, who else is there at the back? Unsworth, Winterburn, Bilic(?), Tim Breacker, Repka, Dailly, Ruddock, Anton Ferdinand - it's a quick descent into the longest tail of mediocrity ever.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

julian dicks is an absolute lock for LB, just saying

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Looking at their players of the year I see someone by the name of Sébastien Schemmel won it in 2002. I have absolutely zero memory of this fellow and couldn't hazard a guess as to his position.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

he was a right-back and I was thinking of mentioning him!

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

'leicester city' would be an interesting one btw

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Claridge is a lock obviously.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Hm Izzet and Heskey are the first 2 that spring to mind. I'm drawing a blank tbh.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

heskey and cottee don't agree w u

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

izzet is a lock for CM

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

elliott and taggart are the CB dreamteam

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

IAN WALKER

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

Oh and Matt Elliot

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

xp

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Ian Marshall's hair.

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

Can't remember if Neil Lennon was any good at Leicester

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

he was pretty good yes! him and izzet imo

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Roberto Mancini! Don't think he was any good though.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

^^^this guy should do one of these

I didn't watch/follow about half of the PL.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

Blackburn would be an interesting one. Maybe Sunderland too, if I could only remember eleven players.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Time to get my Premier League sticker albums out.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Friday, 4 February 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

Martyn

Kelly Ferdinand Radebe Harte

Milner Bakke Bowyer Kewell

Smith Yeboah

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

yayyyyy bakke

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

where's stephen mcphail tho, i feel cheated

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't get to see Yeboah play for Leeds nor Cantona nor McAllister and choosing the strikers was hardest since there were often good strikers at Leeds who slumped or only stayed a brief while like Keane and Fowler but Smith was passionate and very loyal and occasionally quite good. I'm not sure why I chose Yeboah over Viduka but the youtubes I've seen of some his goals are awesome. I feel very 'professional' including Bowyer since he is probably a vile swine but he played very, very well for Leeds.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

McPhail was alright but there was a season when Bakke, before his knee troubles looked like a solid addition to defense. Wilcox, too, was pretty stalwart - nothing great but quite solid.

At their best the Harte-Kewell, Kelly-Milner combinations were good on the wings.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah Bowyer was just incredible between assault and acquittal, he's a worthy inclusion.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

For all the praise Beckham (rightly) gets, Ian Harte is perhaps the finest free kick exponent of the EPL era. Still doing it in the Championship even now!

waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

there was a 40-yard blockbuster against Derby County many years ago that was quite, quite something

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

Harte was breathtakingly good at free kicks at times but he also wasn't a bid winger as things go.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

I always liked him but he seemed to acquire a reputation as a bit useless, which I never understood.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

David Batty though, he should be in there

Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

I thought about Batty and I thought about Dacourt, too.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 4 February 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

Breen

Breen Breen Breen Breen

Breen Breen Breen Breen

Breen Breen

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

Breen

Breen Breen Breen Breen

Breen Breen Ogrizovic Breen

Breen Breen

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:57 (34 seconds ago)

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

I've heard of innovative formations but that's an odd place to play your keeper.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Saturday, 5 February 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

McAllister

Breen Breen Breen Huckerby

Breen Breen Ogrizovic Breen

Palmer Breen

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:57 (34 seconds ago)

― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 23:58 (Yesterday)

acoleuthic, Saturday, 5 February 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

                 Friedal

Neill Hendry Samba Le Saux

Sherwood Tugay

Bentley Wilcox

Shearer Santa Cruz

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 February 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Sutton, Ripley, Flowers, Batty, Kenna ... dunno who the other CB was in 95 but I'm inclined to just name that whole XI

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 6 February 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

lucas neill is a stain

acoleuthic, Sunday, 6 February 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Still waiting for an Everton effort.

Can someone else have a go? I can't really be bothered.

Not a lot wrong with the current first XI, except that we're in the bottom half and (yesterday excepted and a couple Cup ties vs lower-league oppo) we can't score or hold onto a lead. Guess I'd try and squeeze Pienaar, Kanchleskis and maybe prime-Ferguson back in there (though when we played around Big Dunc we were often wretched). Howard holds sway over past-prime Southall and Martyn, just. Big question is, does teen-Rooney get in? I say NO. Nor does Beardsley for the opposite reason. Be nice to pick an Everton Prem-era XI with players at their peak - Ginola! Gascoigne!

Michael Jones, Sunday, 6 February 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

dunno who the other CB was in 95 but I'm inclined to just name that whole XI

Was it Henning Berg?

ailsa, Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yes I think it was - forgot he was mostly-Blackburn with a Utd aberration, I mentally had him down the other way round. That'd be a full house for that 95 team after all, with only Brad pushing them hard.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

rb was the hardest. can't even remember who was rb in 95 tbh. Sherwood better than Zidane iirc, Bentley a bit iffy but then he was p fucking hyped when he was there, sutton v. santa cruz v. mccarthy's first season = tough. friedal > flowers just because of about 100+ games more and he had to work with a shittier back line.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

GK: Friedel

RB: Mellberg
CB: McGrath
CB: Laursen
LB: Barry

RM: Young A
DM: Taylor I
AM: Merse, Poor Old
LM: Daley

ST: Dublin
ST: Yorke

Bench: Bosnich, Wright A, Carbone, Angel JP, Milner, Bouma, Alpay

If Loyalty Darren manages a full season of being, ooh, 3/4 as good as the last five years of his career he'll pretty much thunder into the 1st XI by default.

MPx4A, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

to repeat: where's benny carbone, dude had it all except, like, will to run

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

It's a fucking mystery

MPx4A, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

his goal against Leeds and Wright's 35-yarder against some other club are the two staggering moments of Villa brilliance my brain can remember from days of youth

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

no barry? even on the bench?

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

where's ian taylor? he was ace

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

Oh great, a meme

brb

MPx4A, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone done Everton yet? Or Sunderland?

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Was Carbone the guy that wore the hairband?

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe u missed out Barry

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Quinn and Phillips up front for Sunderland imo.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

GK: Gunn

RB: Culverhouse
LB:
CB: Newsome
CB: Fleming

RM: Fox
LM: Eadie
CM: Megson
CM: Holt

FW: Sutton
FW: Robins

Yeah, that's shit.

Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Fenton

Balaban Balaban Balaban Harewood

Balaban Balaban Postma Balaban

Kachloul Balaban

r|t|c, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, forgot fenton

r|t|c, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

anyone do utd yet or were they too confused by neville v. rooney?

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trying to think of a club with two distinct, undistinguished prem eras, and a decent gap between - not sure there is one is there? Do clubs just go down & stay down from now on?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

bolton wanderers!

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

ipswich town!

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

crystal fucking palace!

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trying to think of a club with two distinct, undistinguished prem eras, and a decent gap between - not sure there is one is there? Do clubs just go down & stay down from now on?

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:03 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

take that one season out of it and then blackburn.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Was looking more for two crappy dynasties without any continuity to compare and contrast. Bolton would be about right, and Man City until Abu Dhabi ruined that too. Might try a Palce XI if I can remember anyone there who wasn't a fiasco.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

No Jerry Goss in that Norwich line up?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Crystal Palace:

           Martyn

Shaw Southgate Coleman Gordon

Salako McGoldrick Thomas Jansen

Armstrong Johnson

Subs: Ćurčić Riihilati Ismael Brighty Collymore(!)
Manager: Lombardo/Brolin dream team
Twelfth man: Matthew Simmons

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

are-they-still-around moment: Steffen Iversen has just joined Palace, and is doing well by all accounts

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

Twelfth man: Matthew Simmons

Grrrrr!

My first thought was "Where's Wright and Bright?" and then I realised Wright went to Arsenal before the Premier League even started. When did Bright leave Palace?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Ah no, Brighty left in 1992 for Wednesday, the snake. Seems Wrighty scored the goals that sent Palace down in the first premiership season - after them being nine points clear of the drop zone with three to play!

it's not a bad XI but rather an old-fashioned one - not a foreigner in sight

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 February 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

that sent Palace down in the first premiership season - after them being nine points clear of the drop zone with three to play!

My non-football-following university housemate was baffled at the way I was cheering on Crystal Palace around April 1993. When I explained that United had to play at Selhurst Park three games before the end of the season and I really wanted Palace to be safe by that point so that they wouldn't need to try so hard, he thought I was a bit obsessive. I was a bit obsessive at that point.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 7 February 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

kind of against ppl doing clubs they don't support (upson over bilic and repka AND NO JULIAN DICKS ffs!!) but i guess we've done all of those now...

why is the palace one deliberately prem-centric? collymore left on or before 92 surely so dougie freedman. michael hughes for jansen. david hopkin for mcgoldrick? ashley cole ahead of dean gordon maybe? and speroni vs martyn? lombardo on the pitch with coppell in the dugout obv.

also curcic and ismael were crap for them i thought.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

Jaaskelainen
Cox Bergsson N'Gotty Gardner
McAteer Djorkaeff Hierro Okocha
McGinlay Davies

subs Branagan Campo Frandsen Thompson Nolan Diouf Anelka

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

hierro wasn't that good for them. holden's already done more than him, as did nolan

djorkaeff scored an 85th-minute overhead kick at the valley right in front of me, wanker

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

that reminds me of big ron insisting on calling him "jerk-off"

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't 'prem-centric' the point? In any case, not many of e.g. City's third division side will be competing for their XI with Silva and Tevez.

Hopkin would've been in there for Thomas but for that, but Gordon was good, got me regular fantasy points bitd iirc. Collymore makes the Palace bench for the surprise factor - I didn't know he was ever there. And Ismael's there for the shirt sale, obv.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 07:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah no Nolan is like no Dicks. Also Anelka was the best Bolton player. He did more than he did at any other club tbrr.

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

dicks has gone down in history as a hammers club legend etc - nolan ain't. but i accept sticking hierro ahead of him was probably fanciful.

and i thought "prem era" was the point? it's not necessarily about which players were the most capable per se but who was best for the club at the time (to a certain stretching point - i don't mean purely cult figures and fan favourites). not sure that many city fans would yet say silva's better than ali benarbia even though on paper it's clearly true, and likewise anelka would never displace john mcginlay.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

Re: Palace - Gordon's a right-back, Coleman's a left-back, Shaw's a centre-back. Wouldn't put Jansen on the wing, not when you could have an actually motivated Wayne Routledge instead (during Palace's last season in the Prem, him and Johnson were fantasy football gold). No Hughes or Freedman seems weird, cos Hughes fully solves yr midfield quandary.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)


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