what is john terry?

an effing see is what he is, the cunt

this cunting bastard overrode
the game's prevailing social mores
by shooting off his cunty load
inside wayne bridges' 'er indoors

Was expecting a one-option poll tbh.

this is a creative thread fyi

c&p the wc2010 verses someone, i'm on the phone. And driving.

it's one of those complicated write-in polls, with points awarded to position &c. email darragh with what you think john terry is.

ya i like that idea too

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/Martin-Lipton-Why-England-greatest-cunt-is-Chelsea-defender-John-Terry-article809941.html

hearty lols just at link

my wariness wrt saying 'cunt' now that i've moved to england saddens me, so this thread is a nice little spot of sanctuary.

What, does it mean something different now?

He's England's brave:
Super John the knave,
World class Tory,
Leave forward's sorry
To leave wives round-
The cunt's just bound

xp well up there we can be very free and loose with it, and sometimes it can be used to mean nothing more than 'person' if you're that way inclined (not casually calling people the c-word, e.g. "some cunt at the reception sent me up here", was a piece of job interview advice on a JSA training scheme a couple of friends ended up on), so I'm assuming some regional variations and am a bit hesitant to drop it everywhere in case offence is caused for the first time ever. Probably unreasonably hesitant. The virtual homophone that is the correct pronunciation of 'Kant', however, is actively encouraged.

i have to proof read the emails i send to this girl i'm into at the moment to extract all the "cunts" from them because she's a furriner.

i guess the distinction isn't between being taken as an everyday word and causing offence, but rather between being taken as an everyday word and being taken as the kind of thing that in most contexts only an aggressive mentalist would say.

this is not the thread for that

that's true, some people it's fine to call blubbering racist cunts under any circumstances.

ahhhhh

not enough shit poetry itt

by day he bravely plays and trains
with scant regard for limb or life

by night his wizened crone face strains
while cunting into Bridgey's wife

^

big and brave and brashly bold
his means of cunting, manifold

and if the fates justly conspire
then this cunt will soon die in a fire

some pundits paint him as a foe
neanderthal and vicious
but those he hosts for dinner know
his cooking's cuntylicious

in prouder moments one allows
his prideful mien, his steely eye
but pondering his beetle brows
be honest- don't you wish he'd die

the mirror crack'd and selfhood broken
our john's ego dissipates

where once was cunt cannot be spoken
bridge feels safe and consummates

With fellow cunt Frankie Lamps Baby
And to a Heathrow hotel guest Yankee
He mimicked the planes in NYC.
And ten years later he'd seem to be
Exactly the fucking same, the cunt

John Terry is like Moriarty
Made worse by his love of the British National Party

Taking his team mates' wife as a paramour
Whilst his family robs a department store

A tour of his workplace will cost 10k
Russian blood money is worse than Pinochet

Chelsea's midfield will never readjust
The day this cunt doth spontaneously combust

The cunt son
Well the cunt son
The cunt son
The cunt son

And he curses his mother, and he curses his father
And he curses his virtue like an unclean thing

The cunt son
Well the cunt son
And the cunt son

One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt

© Nick Cunt and the Badcunts

considering starting a "stately, plump cunt Carragher" thread

england's only 'natural leader'
seriously, i don't get it either
wonder what he said to ledders
john terry is a lady's nethers

Gamblers who in-play do look,
For the next person in the book,
Could do much worse than take a punt,
On captain Terry, thick racist cunt
The Euro cup he'll never raise,
Come, my friends, unite and praise,
That slippy square of Moscow grass
That made him fall upon his arse,

My only great compunction
Is that this cunt got his injunction
Apparently John Terry whipped out his tool
And used it to cheat on Toni Poole

remember when he didn't
Say that very nasty thing
to tottenham hotspur's ledley king
What a cuddn't

going up to his left ball
in a team-mates ex
was only sex
but the cunt's racist and all

For insulting Anton Ferdinand
And ruining Chelsea's global brand
John Terry should be banned
The lad can't help it if he's tanned

while granting certaing moral slackness
you'd hope you could express displeasure
without ref to the other's blackness
at least you would if you weren't a seriously dedicated cunt of the highest order who can kick, elbow, fuck and racially abuse anyone at apparent total leisure

but not all at once

youse conce

wot people needs to understand
i'm not the one wot should be banned
this story's clearly wrong you see
i never called im no black me

if you find all your time is used
denying that you have abused
black players- then let me be blunt
you're probably a racist cunt
and even if in every case
you never broached the fellow's race
the fact that it's a constant worry
suggests that you're a chalice (furry)

aside from all this racial stuff
he's undeniably quite rough
he had his pick of waggish totty
but still fucked carlo ancelotti

the pot calling the kettle, um
ferdy, at least he didn't fuck your mum
the irony there in plain sight
like anton but white, completely white.

The FA will not act
He's clearly not that kind of player
The cunt deserves to be whacked
I'll give a grand to his eventual slayer

nice, both nice

when asked if john said something rash
anton's answer was typically brash
he said i don't mind im
effin and blindin
but his face just looks so like a gash

what's wrong with these people who just cannot fathom
how this racism talk leaves me desperately saddened
i've played with the king lad since senrab fc
and never a bad word has he had from me
i'm dead against racism, that's not just a front
(and also adultery and being a cunt)
so please, internetters, don't give me this tag
just because i'm a generally cuntish bawbag
so, hoping we won't have to do this again
i'm playing next tuesday
you'll all see me then

services do not come cheap
for expert to analyse one's lips
for it's too cruel on a juror
to read the cunt's labia majora

He's prejudiced against either black people
or those who are blind
but what does he think about folks from China?
John Terry is a vagina

An Englishman, plays centre back
As captain he faces the sack
Shagged his mate's bird
Disgracefully slurred
For calling a mate fucking blind

reference to blindness is frowned on
and unless terry's being merked or clowned on
there'll be tears before dinner
cos this premier league winner
thought that youtube was safe with no sound on

Hitler wore an armband
so does Terry
They both hate blacks
and drink cheap sherry
Adolf only
had one ball
Maybe Johnny has
a single testicle

John Terry is captain of England
In the World Cup,
things didn't go so grand
Goal scoring wasn't on the agenda
of this prejudiced blind hating
racist pudenda

John Terry
a very very bad man
a mad man on occasion
ranting raving
saving up his foulest language
for the men in black
and the black men
pointing shouting
flouting various laws
just 'cos
he can
this man who will
shag your missus
pisses with laughter
all the way to the bank
it's thanks to Abramovich
he's rich, which rankles
his ankles are insured
for more than your house
the big girl's blouse
blubs when Chelsea lose
England too
whatever you do
don't let him take a penalty
or open a pet shop
and stop your girlfriend
from using his shoulder
to cry on
nigh on impossible to believe
but your beloved might leave
you for Terry
and then injunctions will fly
Terry will lie
lawyers will try
to zip her up
trip her up
on where stories differed
then enter Max Clifford
and Terry will smirk and go back to work
but against Queens Park Rangers
dangers are lurking
working to bring Terry down
even Shaun Derry frowned
when he heard the words
that Terry directed
projected at Anton
cousin of Les, brother of Rio
unlikely hero of the fight against racism
you black cunt or was it blind
the lined face of Terry says it all
kicking a ball is not enough
when stuff gets puffed on YouTube
you should
know that lip-readers
are nosey bleeders
and too good at reading lips
for quips like 'you black cunt' to slip by
unnoticed

bravo

a few commas short of a classic, that one...

Cunning Captain John Terry
was asked "Are you a cunt?"
"A Cunt?? I'm not
I swear by the virgin Mary.
You only saw me being the last part of 'I'm not a cunt'"

lol

I am not as they have named me
I am not to be judged by jackals
I have stood with Lions
Bled for pensioners
Blue to my core
I wear my poppy proudly red
But I am white
completely white

This accuser of mine
Envoy and descendant of imaginary beings
Bytimes cornrowed and crowing
Twitters and cowers at my passing shadow
He is no roman warrior
He is no Anglo, no Saxon
He knows what he is
He knows what he is
A
Black
Fucking
Cunt

Capello, no you're not gonna keep me out
Yeah, oh boo-hoo fracture for the Jagielka
No you're not gonna keep me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down

I'm a cunt but I'm not a blind cunt

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week3/16112733.jpg

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and set your blubbering penalty-shanking glass-jawed stumbling racist cunt face on fire

when is this due proved btw

2001.

Search "John Terry is a cunt"
About 29.800 results (0,28 seconds)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v282/67/4/522566253/n522566253_888375_8549.jpg

A great GIS, because it goes from classy 'shops (Terry in a poster for 'American History X') before rapidly becoming pictures of just about everyone hateful every (Ed Miliband, John Prescott, Anthony Worral Thompson, Nick Clegg, Nicky Wire)

I wanted to link to that 'Accusation History X' poster but it wouldn't let me! Grmbl

still loving this, it's like he's photoshopped his own face irl
http://images.teamtalk.com/11/10/402x210/John-Terry_2669528.jpg

I'm Popeye the racist man

have we chased pete from ilx thru obsessive terryhate?

I fear so. I tried to lure him when we got back up but there's no sign. I blame whoever's tarnishing the Chelsea brand, David Luiz or avb or someone.

i hope not tbh, tho terry is vv hateful and all

A racist, an adulterer and an England captain walk into a bar, barman says "evening John!"

succinct joke about a siccunct

armbanned
defence planned
knobslot stopped
cpt dropped
at least typesetters
keep the first and last letters

'terry you cunt, you cunt
you've got british national front
you called t'other brother that
and didn't have your answers pat
and no cunt likes you, cunt'

otm

peligro = anton imo

do we have to officially stop calling him a racist if he gets found not guilty?

unproven racist

erstwhile racist

i think if they have to have a trial to see if you're racist or not, ppl can do the shorthand for themselves.

When's the trial over the cunt allegations?

would-be racist

putative racist

pudendative racist, shurely

His rhetoric is racial
He'll give your wife a facial

Mourinho, in a statement to court, said among off-field causes were "Lets keep racism out of football" and "Help for Heroes"

definitely a racist then.

only against the islams tho

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Bruce Buck, Chelsea chairman, now called to witness box

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Buck says Terry has "an almost uncanny mental strength" - "other people have it but I've never seen it quite like John Terry has it"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Bruce_Buck.jpg/388px-Bruce_Buck.jpg

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Buck tells court 'vociferous' QPR fans gave he & his wife such abuse that at end of game 'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

might as well be holding this trial in the pub

'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

heaven forbid

definitely a racist then.

I didn't know Help for Heroes so I looked it up. Apart from the very Britishes use of 'bloke', I was amused to see that it quotes a speech Teddy Roosevelt made on July 4th, 1903. 51st State indeed.

http://images.scribblelive.com/2012/7/10/c79ae896-5a47-4749-a25f-b932387a29ae_800.jpg

martin samuel for the prosecution

ha i was going to

Something very wrong with that reflection

Take that mirror back to the shop imo

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Terry: 'Whether it's Spanish or Ivory Coast players, I welcome them into the club & into my home'

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Chief magistrate encourages Cole to say 'c***' word out aloud rather than spell it out, 'Don't be shy'. Cole: 'I'm not'

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

one at a time tbf

why do they still persist with the ludicrous court cartoons?

Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:33 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf ashley's shut the door on him/her there quite brilliantly

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

lol

From today's Standard:

In a hilarious misunderstanding, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career.

“Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson.

“Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded

it's the trial that keeps on giving.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/john-terry-trial-please-please-please-could-you-repeat-that-7936075.html

The sooner the Home Office start uploading courtroom footage to Youtube, the better

oh man, laughing to tears over that.

http://www.discovery-records.com/csp/dis/discovery/large/263391.jpg

the footballer appeared confused

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get to Be a Cunt

I don't reckon that Terry would ever 'Think!'.

result imminent

Terry could have mistaken the word "Bridge" for "black", said Carter-Stephenson. Or even heard a voice in the Loftus Road crowd say "black" simultaneously with Ferdinand's lip movements.

you fucking blind cunt
v
you fucking Bridge cunt

Are the QPR fans widely known for randomly shouting out "black!" during games? r/t/c will know for sure.

The magistrate will not read the whole judgement but some key points

"John Terry is a cunt"

John Terry has been cleared of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand …

predictable

ccdavies: #Terry - nobody has been able to show Terry was lying - Rddle, He is credible
about 1 minute ago

should never have gone to trial

;_;

EBGJNRCJT

i don't get the "nobody can be sure what words he uttered" bit. He admits he said 'black' followed by an insult I thought?

he can use a different lie now, he's not guilty

now he probably won't even get an FA ban

Are the QPR fans widely known for randomly shouting out "black!" during games? r/t/c will know for sure.

― pandemic, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:18 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj84tfS7ag4

only in this sense tbh

joking about Terry aside this is a great day for people who want to know "what's wrong with calling somebody a fucking black cunt anyway?"

it's like klats said about the arry tax case, a lolling jury never convicts

this is such a load of shit

assumed the cps had incontrovertible video/audio of the incident to take it to court

they didn't, so one of the best criminal silks in london and probably a dozen other lawyers get to spend several months finding the slightest sliver of doubt and acquittal is inevitable

Waste of time and money, how did the police and CPS ever allowe this go to trial?

case seems weak but i wonder how many other pisspoor "he say she say" cases end up before magistrates just because

probably a fair result, rly

Thought this would happen. I think i said before the trial that he was lucky it went down the legal route rather than the FA one.

boo

case seems weak but i wonder how many other pisspoor "he say she say" cases end up before magistrates just because

― sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, July 13, 2012 2:39 PM (2 hours ago)

this was heard by a district judge over 5 days

the best justice money can buy &c

please forgive my ignorance, but has Terry been accused of this sort of behavior before?

yes.

but not officially

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/8853809/Matthew-Norman-one-can-only-marvel-at-just-how-wronged-John-Terry-has-been.html

2nd para

if only i knew sarcasm can be used as a court defence before i could have robbed a bank

that gun was satire!

xps thx

Oh wow at that Telegraph piece!

I've read the judgment now and it's far from exculpatory in its way. It emphasises how strong the crown case was, even while ultimately deciding the other way. It even declines to endorse the contention that our man is not a racist, which reads kind of weirdly when normally that's the first thing everyone accepts. It makes clear that the standard of proof is the key thing here - unlike with Suarez, where balance-of-probabilities meant the panel had to pick one or the other to believe, and plumped (entirely understandably) for Evra; here the judge more-or-less accepted what everyone had to say, and could only conclude that there was still a reasonable doubt. Which tbf has got to be the right result, because of the key bit being obscured and nobody directly saying what it was.

I guess it's still open to the FA to charge him to the Suarez standard of proof, but I'm assuming that won't happen now.

There is then the evidence of the lip readers. Both the lip reader instructed by the prosecution, Susan Whitewood, and the lip reader instructed by the defence, Laraine Callow, are clearly experts in their field. Nobody doubted their expertise. Helpfully they met together before the hearing and prepared a joint expert report. I can summarise the position, I hope not over-simply, in this way. Ms Whitewood is of the opinion that the words spoken by John Terry are “Yeah and I [obstruction] you/ya fucking black cunt (pause) fucking knobhead”. Ms Callow is of the same opinion. However both experts agree that there is the possibility that they are mistaken and in particular that “you/ya” may be “a” or indeed a number of other similar sounds. It is common ground that a lip reader is unable to comment on “tone of voice” or how words are said. In this context the experts cannot say whether the words observed were in a question form. Both experts agreed on the limitations of lip reading spelt out in Appendix 2 of Laraine Callow’s report, with “extremely minor differences”.

Yeah and I [obstruction] you/ya fucking black cunt (pause) fucking knobhead

yeahm, but if that word is 'called' then.....

The Crown Prosecution Service said the acquittal was ‘justice being done’ and insisted there was enough evidence to bring the case to trial.

But one legal source said: ‘It was a high-profile case and no one wants to be the person who signs off a decision to drop it or dispose of it in another way. You could say letting it run to court is the path of least resistance.

‘But it is also the most expensive and a verdict like this leaves no winners.’

no winners except juytee, his legal team, chelsea fc and chelsea's delightful fans

http://a.yfrog.com/img859/5374/psyrq.jpg

The FA has today charged John Terry.

http://www.thefa.com/TheFA/NewsAndFeatures/2012/john-terry-charged.aspx

Valencia sources have told Sky Sports they have been offered Chelsea captain John Terry by an agent.

Reports claim that Terry could be heading to La Mestalla as early as January.

A Spanish agent Francois Gallardo claims he is helping with the deal and told Radio Intereconomia: "Valencia are negotiating, and I am involved in person, with the signing in the winter transfer market.

"The offer is on his table. The player is out of contract in June [sic - contract is until 2014] and will not renew there for several reasons at Chelsea and he wants to come to Spain.

"Terry has problems. They are insulting him and he is not taking it any more. He asked to leave, not us.

"It's real. This has been going on for 15 days and two meetings have already took place. The deal is already on his table - a year and a half plus one.

"I think he will accept."

it's fair enough really, there's a far more open minded attitude about racism in spain.

John Terry, a native Floridian, discovered acting through a series of fortunate events while building custom log homes in North Carolina.

After performing in a few local theater productions, he moved to Alaska where he helped start a river rafting company. On his 30th birthday, he moved to New York and tried full-time acting and stayed with that.

After living in New York, London, Los Angeles he resides 2007 in Park City, Utah, together with his children, son J.T. and daughter Hannah, who is an active soccer player.
- IMDb Mini Biography By: Tess

Trade Mark (1)
He frequently plays father-figures who are suspected or proven to be untrustworthy or evil.

memorably starred in lost alongside http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008684/?ref_=tt_cl_t13

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12039669_10207912963807745_4952899762797184477_n.jpg?oh=712a8423479ceebdcffc0ab0ffccc584&oe=56890820

goodbye England's dose

i'd forgotten all the trial deets upthread. tears of lol in my eyes

I was just coming here to post the good news.

Haven't felt such joy since the day Thatcher died.

Though he'll probably join Arsenal and annoy us all next season.

Am I right in thinking that leaves TWP as the only one left of the (lol) Golden Generation?

full kit wanking as you leave
finally lost out in a heave
to a pl debutante-
captain, leader, legend? conte.

when all the world's a leaky stage
with loose slips sinking premierships
then limit eyes upon your page
focus, focus in your rage
subtle in the war you wage
until the climax of the hunt
the feed that drips, the noose that slips

.......its John Terry's accunt

shouldve entered it into this years poetry comp tbh

missiles fall on distant kiev
this counts as merely minor peeve
we knows what sides our breads is buttered
let no apologies be uttered
when all is said and all is done
a terrys lots a happy one
toe rag to riches, doughty yeoman
to cuntish twentieth century roman

I think your John Terry poetry is underrated

ty calz i agree tbh

I love when bad things happen to this man

John Terry’s collection of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) have plummeted in value by 90 per cent over the past month, with Tammy Abraham and Ashley Cole quietly deleting their endorsements of the controversial scheme.

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— The Athletic UK (@TheAthleticUK) March 9, 2022

oil refined
players signed
lampard dined
out of mind
cos love is black
now all confined
oh what a bind
john terry is
a cunt in kind

John Terry via Instagram. Proper Chels 💙 [@JohnTerry26] pic.twitter.com/p5vH3JfKfl

— CFC-Blues (@CFCBlues_com) February 1, 2024