do you respect carl jenkinson?

The new deal - which will keep the lifelong Arsenal fan at the Emirates until 2018 - is worth £32,000-a-week

No-one really knows a great deal of Charlton's Carl Jenkinson.

― James Mitchell, Thursday, April 28, 2011 9:07 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl jenkinson looks like the new paul konchesky

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl jenkinson is finished.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, March 12, 2012 10:33 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not remotely but he's still amusing

congratulations to arsene and the board for keeping barca at bay for another four years

fuckin arsenal maaaaan

nakhchivan so help me god

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i respect his agent

Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ramsey, Gibbs and Jenkinson have agreed five-year deals worth between £40,000 and £60,000 a week.

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dis fuckin club

10k less than djourou, kid's still got some way to go

"We question the financial acuity of the remuneration afforded to Carl Jenkinson"

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Aw, this is so nice. And just the photo to counter any suggestion that this is a club of softies.

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idk how anyone can look at jenko's face and not just start laughing

he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull

it takes about five seconds to focus in on his entirely inert eyes surrounded by acres of nothing

i saw jenks on oxford street today, presumably celebrating his new contract, carrying a primark bag. maybe when he's on djourou money he'll be able to move on up to new look.

was he flocked by crowds of adoring teenagers

kind of imagine loads of asian kids surrounding him with iphones calling him a ledge

it was a 7.0 on the harry styles scale.

That's awesome, I wish I lived in London. Did the two of you engage in banter? Maybe you made a move for the Primark bag, which he snatched away with some deft close control? Before giving a shout to a passing Andros Townsend and Marc Albrighton, just as they entered Primark themselves.

he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull

― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

yeah he's like that southampton dude hooiveld, actually looking like those scary pseudo-netart fifa playstation facesquare things

u have no idea what the emergence of carl jenkinson means for me

he is exactly what stephen warnock ought to have been

his is certainly a more palatable absurdity, warnock or similar was a big ask

the half finnish thing is the sort of deus ex machina brilliance that warnock could never have pulled off

still not sure how i feel about his defection

moreover how does tuomas feel

then again the ludicrous fast-tracking has its own merits, and puts the jenkinson probe right into the mixer

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He hasn't defected yet, it was only a friendly. As I recall the Finns have historically been adept at reserving their position, Jenk is firmly within that tradition.

Let ILF be the first to shop Jimmy Dean into some Jenk clobber

cant remember where i read this but during my reseach it was revealed that carl jenkinson is not true finno-ugric but of matrilineal swedish descent, his mother merely having grown up across the gulf of bothnia

A tangled web he weaves

deceits within deceits

A riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside a James Dean hoodie

something so punctum-freighted and transcendently shit about that hoodie, i'm transfixed

I'm no Dean connoisseur, but I'm fairly certain that can't be one of his iconic portraits.

http://carljenkinsons.tumblr.com/

gabi, seventeen, brazilian girl who loves football.
i was p-mertesacker. 1

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That shot is #58 on gis for "James Dean" fyi. What this says about Jenk we can only speculate.

about me

first thing: english is not my official language.

hi i’m gabriela, seventeen years and i’m from brazil.

i support Arsenal FC and Grêmio FBPA.

i love all the arsenal players, they are my babies.

i give nicknames to all the players. true story bro.

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talktojenksbitch.tumblr.com

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The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.

It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/6886843393/

Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk

Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2

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http://www.myspace.com/carloj92

Interests
General
Football, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.

Music
See, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.

Movies
Lock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.

Television
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.

Books
Dont do these mate x

Heroes
Dont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.

x

Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.

I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.

charlton:vandross
arsenal:rkelly

think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments

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S M A R T

fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.

i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.

whil i was ou getting workdrunk yall got busy <3

this is my favourite thread of all time i think, too early to collect my thoughts right now though

you can go fy imo, you have abandoned us to the whims of the infinitely crueller nakh and yr kiddin nobody by posting only 1xpw while reading everything in short ;_; miss u

stoid in some dogxhit while typin that fyz

poopshoeLAD

Television
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.

think he means "joeks"

holy shit thats a good dn i've somehow woken up with btw

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3 years ago

think he means "joeks"

I'm not so sure. He may be drawing a distinction between the reliability of programmes formed mostly of jokes, and those where the levity is intermittent. The latter is dangerous ground for Jenk. The uncomfortable pause. The brief uncertainty in the gaps. What if they multiply? What if all programmes did this? Would they turn out not to be lighthearted at all? Moe Syzlak's inner pain. Monica & Chandler drift into separation. Jerry Sadowitz rearing up through the shell of Nick Hancock.

No, don't take the risk. Walk on the sunny side of the street. Let the void remain unacknowledged:

it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain

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The moment Falcao walks into a business hotel near his house in Madrid's southeast suburbs the easy athleticism is obvious. At a metre and 77 centimetres, he does not possess the intimidating elevation of many modern strikers, yet there is a precise muscularity that his James Dean T-shirt and stressed denim cannot mask.

this was a dolce and gabbana innovation from like 2008 2009 idk? if u put muhammad ali, steve mcqueen, oliver north or whichever iconically icon icon* of american machismo on a grey t-shirt and price it mad veblen, every football player from faro to yaroslavl will buy it

* (c) jonathan meades

lol "mad veblen"

yeah idk i won't claim to be a humble worker in a hessian sack myself but christ you see better conceived sleb tribute garments on bush market. altho i guess the slimmed arms are the couture tip off

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i wonder what carl jenkinson thinks about sneijder moving to galatasaray

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Disneys beast imo

Wenger has already told influential chief scout Steve Rowley to instruct the club's global network of spies to identify players to replace Sagna ahead of next season.

Interestingly, the scouting remit is for a player to go straight into the team as first choice right back.

The news will also interest Carl Jenkinson, the current second choice right back, who has been tipped as Sagna's long-term replacement.

global network of spies

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusko_Milinkovic
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soldado...

good point

roger espionoza

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important viewing

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symbolic placement

Trophies
Dont do these mate x

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A day in the life: Carl Jenkinson
What time do you usually get up in the morning?
At about half past eight.

What’s your first drink of the day?
I’m boring – it’s normally just a glass of water.

What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Normally a croissant, a banana and a Muller light yoghurt.

Do you read the newspaper?
Not really, no.

Before heading to training, is there anything else that you generally do?
I just wash and brush my teeth, and that’s it.

How long does it take you to drive to the training ground?
About 35 minutes depending on the M25.

And what car do you drive there?
A BMW 3 Series.



Do you listen to music in the car?
I listen to the radio and my iPod – I love listening to music. If it’s the radio, I usually have Kiss 100, Choice FM or Magic FM on.



Do you always travel on your own?
Yes, I do.

Are you usually one of the first to training – or one of the last?
One of the first, I reckon.

What do you keep in your locker?
Not much – just cosmetics, my trainers and my flip flops.



On the training pitches, do you have any special warm up routines?
I tend to have a good stretch before I go out, because I’m sometimes quite stiff.



What aspect of training do you enjoy the most?
I enjoy the passing drills that we do.



Which team-mate do you think is the best trainer?
I’d say Mikel Arteta – he’s really professional.

After training what do you take into the shower?
Shampoo and a towel.


Who do you tend to sit with at lunch?
It depends to be honest – I’m happy to eat with whoever’s about.

Do you always go straight home after training – if not where might you go?
Sometimes I go to a nice Italian restaurant in Radlett for lunch, if I’m not eating at the training ground, but I tend to go straight home.



What do you tend to do when you get home?
I usually chill out for a couple of hours, perhaps watching a bit of TV.



What time do you eat dinner?
At about half six, maybe 7pm.



Tell us three things that you might do in the evening?
Go to see my friends, go to the cinema, or just stay at home.



What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?
I don’t know really – probably brush my teeth.



What time do you go to bed?
I’m normally asleep by 11pm.


And in bed, do you tend to read, watch TV, listen to music or go straight to sleep?
Usually I mess about on my laptop for half an hour or so, and then I’m tired enough to sleep.

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“I don’t know him, but the kid looks like he would run through a brick wall for you.”

— Gary Neville on Jenkinson.

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Roxy Harris ‏@RoxyArms 19 May
@SkySports You've printed pure lies on your piece on Carl Jenkinson. Sagna has been linked with PSG, not Carl. Disgracefully lazy piece.

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this was a dolce and gabbana innovation from like 2008 2009 idk? if u put muhammad ali, steve mcqueen, oliver north or whichever iconically iconic icon* of american machismo on a grey t-shirt and price it mad veblen, every football player from faro to yaroslavl will buy it

* (c) jonathan meades

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:45 (5 months ago)

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um

...no, youse can all take this one

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I get a lot of pleasure from reading that A Day in the Life interview upthread. It's quite Zen.

Patrick O'Shaughnessy (born 29 January 1993) is a Finnish football player currently playing for Finnish Veikkausliiga side MYPA.

wd u respect carl more if he'd declared for finland, given that he has a realistic chance of being england's first choice

i think he's of that mongrel breed that even if he were to put together a triffic consistent career would never truly scan as england material

your dixons, your boulds, your winterburns

probably true, except gary neville got, what, 100 caps with a similar playing-style + less height + less pace

jenkinson is showing signs of becoming a seriously good defensive fullback with mighty stamina & recovery. almost has the pace of walker and little if any of the craven idiocy or lack of positional awareness. will always get fewer *goals* or *assists* than his competition, but that isn't a defender's job last time i checked

once johnson goes i expect jenkinson to prevail

full disclosure: really, really hate kyle walker

i mean, i expect this to be lowton vs byram vs jenkinson vs solly in 4 years' time, walker an also-ran playing perhaps in france

he hasn't the chops for france tbrr

do you respect cesar azpilicueta?

he'll grow from this

http://performance.fourfourtwo.com/pro-tips/carl-jenkinson-handling-different-types-of-opponent

jenks has been very good tonight

had a gr8 first half but I didn't see the 2nd. appears to be buying into the Arsenal project quite well, quickly takes up good positions & feeds short passes to cazorla/ozil, doesn't need to do much more in an attacking sense

cazorla is a wonderful player, v unselfish, ambidextruous, a great combination player although apart from wilshere, arteta, arshavin there aren't really any players there who could really benefit from that multiplier effect of the technopygmy hivemind

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:03 (1 year ago)

this multiplier is stronger now that it has been for years, ozil and nu-ramsey mean there are often four or five players who can win a game and then kill it, a magic quadrilateral gently shifting its angle and circulating possession around the pitch (with flamini and koscielny providing excellent recovery)

nacho monreal can do this too, providing an outlet when the quadrilateral frays and then recycling possession

jenks though not quite at the same technical level is still poised enough to provide a more cautious version on the right flank

it is pleasing that more than one english player is involved in this kind of passing system. AOC isn't that kind of player..............sadly

he has that anarchic can play anywhere / will play everywhere trait like barkley gerrard etc but he's not stupid and wenger will bleed the worst of that from him

got his work cut out to get regular playing time when he returns, now arsenal have run the epl for three months with their three main wing forwards injured

really quite fervently hoping arsenal win the title. surprise myself sometimes

Arsenal or i'd settle for City, f the rest obv

by far arsenal's best costume

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Really does have such a small face

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Carl Jenkinson will be sent out on loan to a Premier League club next season – with Newcastle and West Ham leading the chase to land the Arsenal defender.

Manager Arsene Wenger wants the right-back, who has one full England cap, to gain a full year of top-flight experience next term.

Newcastle, who expect to lose Mathieu Debuchy to Paris St-Germain at the end of the season, have declared an interest as has West Ham boss Sam Allardyce.

flanagan sort of upstaging jenks with his scally realness

Cafu. ‏@officialcafu 29m
Good to see the RedCafu is playing well! Liverpool amazing to watch!

Carl Jenkinson will be sent out on loan to a Premier League club next season

:(

Will he though? Sagna still hasn't signed a new contract and I can't see us letting both of them leave.

Arsenal are considering a summer move for Southampton defender Calum Chambers to replace Bacary Sagna.

Chambers, who is still only 19, has made 21 Premier League appearances for Mauricio Pochettino's side this season after graduating through the club's academy.

He has impressed the Gunners' domestic scouting team on a number of occasions and is seen as a long-term successor to current first choice right-back Sagna.

#respect

Got to respect a man who has his unveiling photo taken in front of an old sheet
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all dogs go to heaven

“He’s like a horse” – Ray Wilkins hails West Ham United’s loan signing Carl Jenkinson

he had a chance to score with the last kick today after running past almost the whole city team, delayed too long and got tackled. would have been the pinnacle of my internet streaming career

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do you respect the england U21s?

comparison with pearce's 'we'll never knock it around like the spanish' brave boys almost ludicrous

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eltham tabanou belatedly reminded me of this potential new modern realness evolution

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this forces cobblers here led me to google cadet sid nelson, mainly cos of the intense cliche wall name, and it just so happens he's a former model for what else but stone island

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Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Dec 24
Roy "CHUBBY" Brown. Geezer has me in bits!

Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Nov 9
If your playing in the English game, then you should play wearing a poppy. Thats so POOR from James McLean.

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Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Nov 7
Happy birthday to my NAN today, always looking down from up above.

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yah that is a crease

would have said that a posh 'porterly' kinda suits his playing style if it meant shuttling accommodatingly like it ought to rather than just rude

iirc saints have only shipped goals when he's had a game this season so maybe porous would be better idk

disappointing lack of content related to jordon mutch during his storied qpr career

trust pards will have the courage to match redknapp's conviction that he is a great wingback in waiting

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Jody Morris @morriskid Feb 15

Dont let these people eat at your confidence..you know the type who scream out your failures yet whisper your accomplishments

ALLEGED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND MULTIPLE DRINK DRIVING OFFENCES ... (won the Scottish first division with St Johnstone)

(17 days to get in a weak zing is a new record - I can't manage all these bookmarks)

Calum Chambers @CalumChambers95 Feb 6

My brothers band @the_rupees are playin @This_Feeling in London on Feb 28th! Check out their page for tix & music! http://www.facebook.com/therupees

Richard Watts Great news for you but hope you don't get too big, im still hopeful of getting Shamus back on the rugby pitch at some point and the way your going don't think well be able to afford the insurance for his delicate little hands :).

'the rupees' might be the worst bandname

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooney-blasted-after-taking-228869

lol

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-alternative-team-of-the-premier-league-season-201415

my take from that is that Vice no longer knows what it is

jenks takes what he can

https://twitter.com/TELSAYED_/status/637744858623574016

Mark Noble picking up Carl Jenkinson to stop time wasting. One of the best sporting moments, should be celebrated.

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fuck me look where he's wound up

fuck me look where he's wound up

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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for what, you ask

for this

Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018

haaaa

it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment