did they ever do anything interesting
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago)
salako idk
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago)
watford are the cis/transpontine crystal palace but i have troubling personal associations with watford
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 24 May 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago)
watford had john barnes, luther blisset, marlon king, jay demerit, dan shittu, graham taylor
Lombardo
I cant tell em from qpr usually
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnU8ZNFiizc
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago)
I thought they were the team that once had a brown kit... but it was Coventry City.
Laurie Cunningham, he was Crystal Palace wasn't he.... uh Wiki says no! Malcolm Allison was manager once. But basically, this:
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago)
ILF perhaps needs a Palace fan whom I can ritually abuse all throughout their forthcoming 15-point Premiership season
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Saturday, 25 May 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago)
i quite like palace. in relative terms they've always seemed to me to be a distinctive entity in fitba, usually a fun enough team to watch and a stimulating tribe to be a part of. they have a definite sense of character, quite colourful, dynamic, london-y. lots of good little players over the years, strikers and wingers particularly.
i think they have a kind of interesting... idk, baseline seedyness to them that could possibly just be an indelible shadow of the old "team of the 80s" spiel but maybe stands for something deeper. like a nouveau riche franchise plaything club shallowness only without any actual evidence of it (and indeed hugely more to the contrary). they play decent football (never once cloggers to my recollection) but no image of "playing the palace way"; they have a good youth system but no image of "school of science", and so on - perhaps you could say the same of many clubs but with palace it comes from something other than mere lumpen stagnant anonymity. termites not white elephants. quite possibly they are the least twee club in britain, but never comfortably so - club and supporters alike have an unusually high-strung temperament, quick to lash out at perceived slights, owing not simply to pugilist tribalism but to a particularly palace sense of anxiety.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago)
Right, if we're gonna psychologise SE LDN fitba we may as well draw the unholy triangle. All 3 clubs closer to each other than would dare admit, though Millwall are the ones who sacrifice size for notoriety. Palace are the most physically remote so lend themselves naturally to an outsider mindset (as opposed to spanner-in-works Millwall attitude). This means it's difficult for Palace fans to feel like they definitively *belong* anywhere (as opposed to Charlton fans who feel largely that their team belongs in a perpetual second-tier promotion fight in between inevitable top-tier relegations). Recent hears have seen Charlton fluctuate more than either, which may seem out of character but in fact bespeaks a higher tolerance for shit than Palace (Brighton play-off semi aside) - a useful quality to have, as it occasions greater pride in fatter times. Millwall will tolerate anything so long as people notice them, it's cute. In short, three mid-sized league clubs, Millwall arguably too small, Charlton too twee, Palace too arrogant.
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Saturday, 25 May 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago)
And insecure.
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Saturday, 25 May 2013 11:45 (eleven years ago)
Well, not so much arrogant as false-arrogant i.e. insecure.
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Saturday, 25 May 2013 11:47 (eleven years ago)
yeah, i think they've been in championship (meaning the league below the top) for 35 of the last 40 years or something. begets a kind of shrill insanity i suppose.
palace are the only brit team afaik to have self-styled ultras of course, and it's not nearly as tongue in cheek as you'd imagine.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago)
oh and the cheerleaders too
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_F.C.#Famous_Fans
says a lot
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago)
Wonder how many of them actually are fans. I've thought of another interesting fact about CP, Angus Deayton played for them, or for their youth team or sumthin'
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjI350aMeEA
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGaON9RmVbI
huh
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago)
there don't seem to be any black ppl which seems strange given that croydon etc is probably 20% black at least
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago)
deems is mostly right about qpr, although neither watford nor crystal palace did anything like qpr the last couple of seasons
there is a gaping lacuna somewhere around clapton where the eastern vertex of the the CP--QPR--W quadrilateral of mediocrity should be located
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago)
"Our academy is absolutely essential to us," said Parish. "For one thing, it helps us establish real deep roots in the community in which we play."
Palace have a tradition of promoting local heroes. Gary Issott, the academy chief, said: "London is hugely populated so we can draw on a good pool of players. And the demographics of our area works in our favour."
Moses went to school in South Norwood after arriving in this country from Nigeria and Zaha settled in the area having moved from the Ivory Coast.
Issott added: "A lot of African lads end up here, you just wait for them to walk through Heathrow or Gatwick."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago)
scouting for fops
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)
The 1990 FA Cup, come on. That run in full: Portsmouth, Huddersfield, Rochdale, Cambridge, Liverpool, Man Utd.
I feel like they might've had something cool going on 70s into 80s, but can't put my finger on it. I might be another getting mixed up with QPR.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago)
The Malcolm Allison years, there was prob'ly a buzz about them then, but I think even then they were being outshone by QPR w/ Stan Bowles + Rodney Marsh etc
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)
Unless I've got my 70s football all arse over tit
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago)
Vince Hilaire is the name flashing in neon on the Sunset Strip George Street within my skull
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)
late 70s we'd already slipped back down a division and palace were on the up with venables, then we took venables and switched fortunes again
― r|t|c, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago)
Kit looks like Barcelona, team of the eighties, incredible 4-3 v Liverpool 90 semi, incredible 3-3 v United 90 final, finished third with Wright, Bright, Salako etc.....erm....Brolin.........keeper with baggy jogging bottoms.....eleventh hour rescue from bankruptcy
― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)
Selhurst Park looks a pretty good ground
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)
have a good friend who's a season ticket holder, says the catering is the worst out of any ground he's been to
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago)
selhurst park is not a pretty good ground. they are not getting this one.
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago)
te defixio
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Monday, 27 May 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago)
An email from Des Hinton-Beales: "Surely for this game to be fair Palace should have had infinite loans in the two weeks since the semi?" he writes. "I'd even accept the caveat that we can only borrow ex players. Clyne and Moses would do nicely and who wouldn't want to see the dream duo up front of Kevin Phillips and Ian Wright? Only kidding Watford, you've played some lovely football this season and your manager is a stand up guy. May the 'most deserving'/'club' with the west countriest manager" team win."
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago)
gotta feel for livebloggah glendenning if thats the best email hes got
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago)
crissy p should of scored by now
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)
idk if i can remember a team running a second half like this and bringing it into extra time
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago)
kevvy p all my days
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)
signori one step pen into the top corner takes some ballz
― r|t|c, Monday, 27 May 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)
someone nuke croydon plz
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Monday, 27 May 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago)
just as i was rereading
London Walks
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago)
they deserved to win that
still not entirely sure zaha is going to raise himself above the slightly ragged moderately successful english winger tier
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 27 May 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago)
they will get 10 points next season as a generous estimate
need to walk off this parochial angst tbh, maybe I'll go to Erith
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Monday, 27 May 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)
I am Zappi's friend with the season (only the Selhurst 12 this season tho' Zappi) and can confirm that the catering is still as bad as ever. We have our own beer though, imaginatively 'Palace Ale', brewed by none other than Neil Morrisey. There is also the now annual 'Palace Beer Festival' that takes palace at Selhurst each summer.
Most Palace fans will be happy to accept relegation back again to the championship, as the money is earmarked to either do up Selhurst, or the (unlikely, but possible) dream of moving back to Cyrstal Palace Park and building a new stadium on the old NSC site. However there is already talk of Livermore on loan; behind the the dreadful accent Holloway seems to know what he is doing (after we looked appalling stumbling into the play offs); he's been there before, and history is littered by teams that go up by accident and stay there.
― Flowersdie, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago)
hi flowersdie, welcome to ilf
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago)
Er, Thanks. I've been here for a while...
― Flowersdie, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago)
idk about ollie these days tbh
once he lost kenny jackett at rangers he started undermining his good work wrt morale and transfers with some infuriating stubborn things tactically and from afar that pattern has seemed to continue ever since
he has also apparently developed the lethal concoction of simultaneously becoming very cranky and very preeningly self-aware of his ledgebantz status
obv it would be nice to have him back for a predictably disastrous spell someday
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago)
haha i was just thinking yesterday of sending this thread to you flowersdie
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago)
There's at least one other Palace fan knocking about on ILE as well, I believe, unless Flowersdie has had a swift name change.
Do West Ham have too much history to qualify for this or something? Pretty sure there was a point in the early 90s when all four were playing in the Premiership and I'm pretty sure QPR were the best of the lot at the time.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago)
ah yeah, 'ambrose'
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago)
speroni, jedinak, williams, murray seem like a decent base to start from. possibly parr and garvan too
talk of resigning boyce, watson and even aj on the boards i see
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago)
oh and bolasie
and ward!
the rest of that defence though bloody hell
was frankly distrubing to watch delaney and gabbidon in tandem and looking competent on monday
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago)
quite possibly they are the least twee club in britain, but never comfortably so - club and supporters alike have an unusually high-strung temperament, quick to lash out at perceived slights, owing not simply to pugilist tribalism but to a particularly palace sense of anxiety.
Always thought of them as the Portsmouth of London, although probably the pre-Redknapp, pre-financial insanity Pompey. There's also that ability to personify their entire fanbase in one man - twat with the bell vs that racist dude that Cantona went ham on.
Kind of hate them tbh.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago)
Pretty sure there was a point in the early 90s when all four were playing in the Premiership and I'm pretty sure QPR were the best of the lot at the time.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:18 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
top of all london clubs in 93 ta very much
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago)
haha writing that vaguely sympathetic projection-laden post kinda immediately turned me back against palace tbh
portsmouth comparison is probably spot on actually
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago)
I was worried about the Holloway apppointment initially. I lived in Leicester when he was there, and can remember how dire they were when he took them down, but after a shaky last few weeks of the season, when we couldn't buy an away goal, never mind a point, he got the tactics at Brighton and against Watford spot on. So far there have been no wacky antics (ok - barring that dance thing that was leaked) but thankfully nothing approaching the 'let's have a coffee' bollocks that he used to come out with in press conferences; I have a feeling he's trying to shake that image.
― Flowersdie, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago)
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:20 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
lol are u implying a suspicion of him being darren ambrose
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago)
Both clubs have real shithole grounds as well.
I was thinking of that 94-95 season, the most outlying Premiership season ever, where QPR and Wimbledon were comfortably top-half teams, Arsenal and Chelsea in midtable mediocrity, and Blackburn won the Premiership. Also four teams got relegated, including Palace fourth from bottom.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago)
if only xp
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago)
surely we're all agreed that just purely as dramatis personae it's better them up than watford tho right
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago)
darren bent would be extremely palace
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago)
God yeah, Palace have both pantomime villain and hapless whipping boy potential. Watford would just be in that Derby County category when it wouldn't even be any fun, and you really don't want both Watford and Hull in the Prem at once.
Reckon all three promoted sides will go down next season, even allowing for whatever happens at Stoke or Sunderland.
(xpost - Bobby Z or nothing)
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago)
no one but no one is stupid enough to take bobby off our hands. plus there's always carlton cole
aj i could see though if they're very, very sentimental
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago)
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:18 (36 minutes ago)
yeah i think winning european trophies and all the famous academy names elevate them above the other three, but being bought by gold & sullivan is a good step towards obliquity
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago)
Let's just throw in Nigel Quashie and be done with it.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago)
i was just thinking of quashie yesterday
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago)
the three promoted clubs returning call is one I made in disgust at the teams who went up, but Stoke are really, really fucked so basically this is the season for one club - any club - to pull off a jammy survival. it'll be Cardiff, sadly
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago)
i thought his name was kwoshy for a fair while before i realized it was an eccentric rendering of kwasi
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/51536.html
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago)
names of cricketers that occasionally float through my head
for a very brief period quashie looked like he was going to be the mobile thudd of england's dreams
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago)
The youngster has already been selected for England at U-19 and U-21 level, and [John] Spencer believes he is the next best thing to hit English football, since current England manager Glenn Hoddle.
"The lad is as good a player as England have had since Glenn Hoddle. I've seen Hoddle in training when I was with Chelsea. He was the other side of 30 and Nigel is under 20, but they can do the same things."
"They can both hit long passes and can run games. In training Nigel can hit free-kicks any spot he likes. You have to stand there in amazement."
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)
2004–2006 Scotland 14 (1)
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6JPZ8_mxWg
truly a singular congregation of rangers ghosts
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago)
A look at the Most Capped list for the England U21s is certainly illuminating in its weird mix of the stodgily overlooked and yr standard wonderkids who never made it. I had completely forgotten the existence of Michael Mancienne.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago)
mancienne is doing well at hamburg
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago)
yeah i wondered about german fitba in reading of his success
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago)
In a playing regularly kind of way? Feels weird he hasn't played for England at all given there are pretty much zero non-injury prone options at centre back, other than in some general Hodgson-not-watching-the-Bundesliga way.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago)
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:50 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
someone remind me to title my hornbyesque memoir "my life in the shepherds bush of ghosts" btw
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)
mancienne played p much every game when he wasnt injured (he missed the 2-9 vs bayern)
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago)
I've been holding off from this thread cos my feelings about Palace are a bit complicated. I feel like really, they ought to have been my team, but they're tied in to the weird relationship I have with Croydon, the fact I always feel strongest about it when I'm furthest away... I dunno. It's some odd shit, anyway, probably not for clogging up ILF with.
Things Palace are notable for, or at least that I remember them being notable for:
- Chairmen. Ornery bastard's ornery bastard Ron Noades (least that's the impression I always got), walking disaster Mark Goldberg, the multiple facets of Simon Jordan... I can't think of anything notable about Steve Parish, though. I didn't know what he looked like til seeing him on the news this week.
- Goalkeepers. Nigel Martyn made his name there, Gabor Kiraly was fairly solid if I remember rightly, and Julian Speroni's been widely regarded as one of the best Championship keepers for a few years now. There's some I'm missing out, not quite sure who (Rhys Wilmot's one - Kevin Miller, possibly? Palace feels like the kind of place Maik Taylor might have stopped off at, though I don't know if I'm just making that up)
- Young players. Not necessarily shouted about that much, but in terms of numbers of decent-level pros turned out Palace are probably about as productive as Saints, though with the possible exceptions of Zaha and Victor Moses their recent graduates aren't quite as high-profile as yer Walcotts, Bales and Oxlade-Chamberlains. Still, Wayne Routledge, Sean Scannell, Nat Clyne, Ben Watson - all doing decent-to-big things. Jon Williams is meant to be pretty tidy too, isn't he?
- Selhurst Park. I don't mind it much, but I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone else have much nice to say about it. I've not been in years, though - I'm assuming the Sainsburys means they still can't expand?
I'm kind of fascinated to see who Palace buy this summer, partly cos:
Last time Ian Holloway was in the Premier League, his purchases included Luke Varney and Marlon Harewood. Obviously that's partly because Blackpool had one of the smallest budgets of the Premier League era (I vaguely recall reports of £10k-a-week salary cap, resulting in them missing out on Brett Pitman), but I'm pretty sure Palace are hardly loaded either. I don't think they'll necessarily go the route of raiding the relegated clubs (I'd imagine all three of them are richer than Palace, in any case), but as for who they do go for... goodness knows.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago)
I've been holding off from this thread cos my feelings about Palace are a bit complicated. I feel like really, they ought to have been my team, but they're tied in to the weird relationship I have with Croydon, the fact I always feel strongest about it when I'm furthest away... I dunno. It's some odd shit, anyway, probably not for clogging up ILF with
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:11 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ILF is a house with many rooms and intrepid self-reflection is an underused guest bedroom in need of exploration
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago)
ron noades, i had forgotten about him
i like his name, it's just the right name for a crystal palace chairman
he had some interesting thoughts about ethnicity and the division of labour in fibta
n 1991, Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades claimed that “The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense”
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago)
ah i was wondering when if ever wbs would open this closet
as long as it doesnt end in a burial youtube sesh then i too am quite alright with ghosts of croydon spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy reminisces
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago)
i almost kind of miss noades tbh, the sort of legendary london git and wheeler deeler scourge of football whose ilk will become fully extinct when gold & sullivan pass beyond the veil
the story goes that if it wasnt for those pesky fans he'd have merged wimbledon, palace and charlton into a south london united behemoth superclub. would probably have tried to get in on a brentford wimbledon qpr merger round 2000 too
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J37jQv9pOoA
i did say no burial but maybe boards of canada will do here
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHVh0970kfI
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago)
"do you, like me, sometimes wonder why on earth people bring a fine looking dog like that, to a ground like this?"
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago)
That training ground clip from 1983 is great. Noades looked liked Mr Burns from the Simpsons even then. Venables had come back and pinched anyone that was half decent from the (cough) 'team of the 80s' for QPR, so that was very much a team in decline. I can spot Jim Cannon, Paul Hinselwood, Henry Hughton (Chris's brother), Vince Hilaire (bizarrely playing in goal in that footage) Kevin Mabbutt (brother of Gary), possibly Tommy Langley (?) in that footage. Love the players' cars; battered old Ford Capris with the registration plates hanging off.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago)
based on the name this is my favorite footie team
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago)
^ key point imo. Even when I lived south of the river I could never bring myself to visit the place, lest it fail to live up to the splendid fantasyland that I still believe it to be.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago)
Did that story about Diddy wanting to buy Palace because he liked the name ever turn out to be true?
The actual Crystal Palace is a strange place full of ruins and headless statues and sphinxes and dinosaurs and a lot of Thai restaurants but the club isn't really in Crystal Palace. That said 'Croydon FC' or 'South Norwood' don't really have the same ring to them.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:07 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VomkssQel8g
cor pards wasnt half a looker tbf to the philandering sod
― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago)
The army kicked Palace out of Crystal Palace Park in 1914; they used to play on the ground the old FA cup finals were held in. After that they went on a nomadic wander around South London, briefly playing at Herne Hill Velodrome and what is now Selhurst train depot (there are still bits of the old stand visible there today apparently), before Selhurst Park was built and opened in 1924.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago)
phwoar xp
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago)
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/prem-managers-young/pa-photos_t_premier-league-managers-young-gallery-pies-1412q.jpg
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago)
To be fair, at least two Thai restaurants have closed. One is still boarded up, the other is a Brazilian place, now, I think.
I lived in the area for nearly 13 years now but I haven't been to Selhurst Park since Everton won there in Aug 2004. Rooney "injured". Apparently, it's £35 for category A Championship games, which is what they were charging for the cheapest Prem fixtures nine years ago.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago)
It amazes me that so many people are prepared to pay those prices
― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago)
the fitba team crystal palace
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)
In the end, Ian Holloway was a broken man. He sat, ashen-faced, in a cinema theatre in the basement of the Soho hotel and all that fizz and exuberance that had marked him out, not least on the touchline at Wembley less than five months ago, had drained away. This time the faded buzzwords were "exhausted" and "tired". "This club needs that impetus of energy," he offered, "but I just feel pretty worn out."
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, from the post match interview he looked like he was going.
Doesn't look like too many credible candidates if we're looking to stay up; I'd rather get someone in to prepare for a promotion push in next season's championship. Looking like it's going to be Pulis though. God knows what he's going to make of Chamakh.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago)
A light supper most probably
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:25 (eleven years ago)
yannick bolasie chained to a radiator
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago)
lolz and all i guess but still it's been sad to see our formerly tiggerish saviour poisoned so over the years :/
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago)
palace look to have really fucked themselves letting ollie run riot in his monomanical panic though, will likely take whoever comes in longer than season to clear through the squad rubble
then again way it is now they'll still financially overmatch everyone in the champo so nbd i guess
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago)
Looking like it's going to be Pulis though. God knows what he's going to make of Chamakh.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:20 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark
"oh hi kenwyne you had a haircut or something?"
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago)
when we got redknapp in (and again after relegation) there was a lot of supporter talk about getting a young manager in to destroy and reshape and so forth but in truth anyone like that would have been eaten alive
seen some fleeting mentions of sean dyche for this gig but however counterintuitively would you really bet on him stopping the rot sooner than pulis
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago)
pour one out for lil jonathan williams though
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago)
haha oh yeah and jose campana
INT pulis study
slowly he puts the phone down. he heads to a bust of charles reep, turning it a secret door opens to reveal a lift deep down into the puliscave. there he strides down a long, long passageway past assorted iron maidens, morning stars, cat o' nine tails and the like to a spotlit glass display case where rests the baseball cap. it is time
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago)
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71012000/jpg/_71012341_parish_getty.jpg
can never decide whether i like palace more or less for having poundshop green gartside as chairman
― r|t|c, Sunday, 10 November 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago)
More, obv
― Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 10 November 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/25/article-2513409-19A3656400000578-594_634x435.jpg
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago)
the precise moment when reality hits home
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago)
aka pulis & psyche 85
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago)
Obv looked at soton and thought nah not havin that
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago)
this is all, all very gratifying
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago)
stoke-on-thames
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago)
Hopefully relegation will put a stop to this Pulis menace for good
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:25 (eleven years ago)
Back to the underworld hence
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago)
did you
did you just claim croydon is on the thames
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago)
didn't know hilary clinton was palace chairman. or that she'd had botox done.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago)
The fuck am i spost to know about croydon u picky bastard
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago)
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark
transpontaneous combustion
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago)
✓
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago)
Don't fancy actually *playing* CPulis next season. Course, we could just get relegated ourselves if that prospect overly daunts.
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago)
exurban and terminus
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23404965
unlucky m8
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago)
maybe some of those famous ultras will co-opt the 'valencia is not catalonia' banners the mestalla used to have during barca games
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago)
south norwood no es croydon
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago)
the big controversy is whether CP are S London or SE London. would prefer the former, leave the latter as a personal & painful contention of equals 'twixt us & the 'wall
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago)
ah that cameron jerome pic is an old favourite
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/K7QbWmF.jpg?1http://www.anesthesiawiki.net/metrohealthanesthesia/MHAnes/images/ketamine2d.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/K7QbWmF.jpg?1
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago)
you'll never top salpingitis
― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago)
Hmmmmm.... I think (based on nothing more than a hunch) that Millwall would dominate in the inner areas (Bermondsey, Rotherhithe, Deptford, Lewisham, Peckham etc), Charlton I think of as spreading down the A2 towards Dartford, Palace taking everything from Coulsdon to Camberwell, but everything west of that being Chelsea (with the occasional Womble). Who do people in Bromley support?
― Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago)
Bromley FC?
Managed by former mad Palace chairman Mark Goldberg.
Bromley are the second team for a few Palace (who attend on non league day, midweeks etc). I'm a Dulwich Hamlet man myself.
― Flowersdie, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago)
Who do people in Bromley support?
Arsenal.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago)
c u at hamlet 1 day m8
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago)
O that this 2-2 solid flesh would melt
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)
This is the second forum in pretty much as many days I've unexpectedly spotted Dulwich supporters. Excellent.
― michaellambert, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago)
About time for some pictures then
http://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dulwich-hamlet-crawley-down-16.jpg
http://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dulwich-hamlet-crawley-down-28.jpg
― Flowersdie, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago)
lol Dultras. i recognise someone in that crowd ^_^
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)
ssssssshhhhh.
― Flowersdie, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)
A few more?
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5324/9494634558_2a594c60ea.jpghttp://farm4.staticflickr.com/3751/9494593744_c55fbf07ae.jpghttp://farm8.staticflickr.com/7381/9491819425_1f49b5a04a.jpg
― michaellambert, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)
Didn't that bloke with the stick thing stand for mayor?
― Flowersdie, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago)
He planned to. I'm not sure how serious it was, have only heard the story second hand.
― michaellambert, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago)
RIP NOADES
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)
Noades provoked controversy with his comments on the racial make-up of his team: ""The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense."[2]
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)
Noades always vehemently denied the racism stuff, and reckoned he had been misquoted/cleverly edited (as he does again at the 55 minute mark of the interview here)http://www.palaceradio.net/podcasts.html
although his argument doesn't extend much beyond 'some of my best friends are black'.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 2 January 2014 11:44 (eleven years ago)
Some good stuff on Ian Wright in that interview. His first contract was £30 a week, to cover expenses only.
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 2 January 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)
Do palace fans look fondly on the noades legacy? I was surprised to see the players wearing black armbands yesterday & just assumed that everyone hated him.
― oppet, Thursday, 2 January 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)
Noades split the fan base, although hardly down the middle.
After 4 years of false starts since buying the club in 1981 (which included the disastrous appointments of Dario Gradi and Alan Mullery as managers), Noades split the club from the ground in the mid-80s, and Selhurst Park was from then on owned by his company, Altonwood, who mainly own golf courses around South London and the South East. As such, much of the Charlton and Wimbledon rent money from the ground shares went into Altonwood, rather than Palace. When Mark Goldberg tried to buy the club in 1998, the original deal also included buying the ground from Altonwood, but Goldberg ran out of money to go ahead with the purchase, and so bought only the club (for almost £23 million, doh), with rent money now being paid to Altonwood each season. It was Noades unrealistic valuation of the ground that put paid to a deal being made with the next chairman, Simon Jordan. Noades left Palace pretty much as he found them, bottom of the first division and on the brink of admin, except this time without owning their own ground. He had a good vision; that is Palace as part of a large sporting leisure empire of the South East, but never really realised it.
Against this, Palace came third in 1991, Wright and Bright (and Thomas, Cookie Coleman etc - the team that went up to the old first division had been bought for practically nothing), appointment of Coppell, a couple of cup finals (including a Zenith Data Systems cup final win!) and pre Goldberg a club that continually bobbled between the top two divisions, which earns him grudging respect amongst most Palace fans, although this is done by the majority of them with the knowledge of the above.
― Flowersdie, Friday, 3 January 2014 10:30 (eleven years ago)
V interesting, cheers flowersdie. Noades did similar stuff at Brentford, and the fans now are overwhelmingly anti. He tried to split the club from the ground (griffin Park being the only valuable asset) and proposed moving out to Woking. We were supposedly in a relatively good financial position when he bought the club, and he said he was going to be using his own money to provide funding. Obv that was bollocks and he was just borrowing against the value of the ground. The more conspiracy-minded say he was running up debts to reduce Altonwood's tax liability but I dunno bout that. Left us in a total state, massive debts etc. Of course nobody was complaining when he bought us the third division title. People were being naive when he took over. We probably wouldn't exist if it hadn't been for a new benevolent millionaire (who does actually seem brilliant).
― oppet, Friday, 3 January 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)
Yes, I'd heard he was up to his old shennanigans at the Bees. Is a ground move still on the cards?
And on the bright side, we've both still survived.
― Flowersdie, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)
Planning permission for a new ground was approved last month and the aim is to move in time for the 2016/17 season. We've also got a brand new academy and a really impressive youth setup. Leaving GP is not great but I've been assured that it's the only way forward.
― oppet, Friday, 3 January 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)
Where is the new ground going to be?
― Pre-Madonna (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 January 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)
good posts
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 January 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)
there must be some lingering desire to get a south london club established in the epl and try to make them emblematic in the same way west ham are of the east, at least that belgian buying charlton probably hopes so
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 January 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)
xp New ground is on some wasteground next to kew bridge, so still in brentford. There's going to be a load of shitty flats and a hotel as well. Kew residents are in uproar lol.
― oppet, Friday, 3 January 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
http://i.holmesdale.net/image.php?p=news/2968.jpg&w=638
― Flowersdie, Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:04 (eleven years ago)
well now
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:23 (ten years ago)
ahahahaha
― imago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:38 (ten years ago)
...
ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
I wonder how far down the list they had to go before finding someone who'd answer their phone calls.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:41 (ten years ago)
gwan?
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:05 (ten years ago)
I’m not really fussed really. Whether this is some kind of post-Pulis syndrome, or the sheer relief that it didn’t end up being Sherwood, I don’t know. Lots of people don’t forgive him for jumping ship to QPR when we went into admin. I imagine all of that will be forgotten if we look like we stand any chance of staying up. Still don’t like the way he talks about himself in the third person though. It sort of makes sense, albeit in a very Palace way.
― Flowersdie, Friday, 29 August 2014 15:45 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdycWHhvsQ
Sky Sports News presenter Kaveh Solhekol was forced to abandon his post on transfer deadline day after a Crystal Palace supporters' group let off flares outside the club's training ground.
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 11:33 (ten years ago)
croydon's burning again!!!
― imago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 11:40 (ten years ago)
Well, here we go again.
― Flowersdie, Sunday, 28 December 2014 00:47 (ten years ago)
worried my fav team might get relegated
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:03 (ten years ago)
This is a potentially glorious time to be a Dover Athletic fan.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:37 (ten years ago)
this season is a good example of why crystal palace have never been interesting in the pl, they never really invest enough or try and do anything too interesting
not that they should be spending £40m but warnock's appointment was so craven and hopeless that they might as well not have bothered
vitor perreira would be interesting
how has zaha been doing
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 December 2014 18:21 (ten years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/29/244C4E0F00000578-2890167-image-a-12_1419872480841.jpg
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 08:36 (ten years ago)
Warnock's appointment screamed of desperation in the first place, but then again they were going to offer the job to Mackay so it's not as if a bold progressive move was suddenly shattered.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 19:59 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAMnMweW0AA3bQz.jpg
http://www.cpfc.co.uk/cms_images/gallery/gallery-0961-3721185.jpg
― r|t|c, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:26 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAONKpzXgAAcXF-.jpg
― r|t|c, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)
this is my fav team because of their name
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)
the fact that they're called the eagles and their longstanding rivals are called the seagulls making the game between the two "eagles vs seagulls" will never not be funny to me
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 May 2017 22:37 (seven years ago)
rtc knows what he's doing, i.e. enraging me
― ban violent jinks (imago), Friday, 19 May 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)
you'll never have greenwich or bexley you fuckers!
― ban violent jinks (imago), Friday, 19 May 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)
and that their grounds are 50 miles apart is bit fucked up on this lil' island.
― calzino, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:44 (seven years ago)
I've assiduously never investigated quite how that rivalry came about, though i know it dates to the 70s.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 May 2017 22:48 (seven years ago)
Smurf @PalaceSmurf 7h Replying to @CPFCYou spelt West Wickham wrong
― r|t|c, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)
they're more on millwall's turf than ours here tbh but it still galls, we never claimed croydon, lambeth and bromley even in our heyday. i mean why would we want to i guess
― ban violent jinks (imago), Friday, 19 May 2017 23:42 (seven years ago)
I've assiduously never investigated quite how that rivalry came about, though i know it dates to the 70s.― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 May 2017 23:48 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 May 2017 23:48 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
An explanation, of sorts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4CvRDkdp7g
― Flowersdie, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:25 (seven years ago)
Technically you can start on the edge of Crystal Palace Park and walk through all five of those boroughs in about ten minutes so I'd say that's fair game.
Less so from Selhurst Park obviously.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:34 (seven years ago)
https://sport.bt.com/video/watch-team-of-the-eighties-exclusively-on-bt-sport-91364398083931
― Flowersdie, Monday, 7 October 2019 11:51 (five years ago)