200 things conservatives say

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1) love it or leave it
2) drill baby drill
3) benghazi!
4) you didn't build that
5) get off my property

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

6) there have to be winners and losers in life

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

7) No.

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

8) States rights!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

9) i don't care if you're black white purple

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

100 some of my best friends are black

akm, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

9) Repeal Obamacare.

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

Oops--11).

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

12)

http://policygrinder.com/jimmagruder/files/2011/04/govoutofmedicare.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

13) Just tell me which thing I click to send an email.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

14) global warmists

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

15) feminazis

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

16) Democrat party

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

17) Ronald Reagan...

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

18) "libtards"

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

19) it's the parents

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

20) she shouldn't have gone out there looking like that

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

21) that's just the way things are.

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

22) all i know is

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

23) libruls

akm, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

24) but is the music any good?

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

25) Obummer

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

26) failed presidency (popular with both parties...)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

27) moonbats

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

28) heritage not hate

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

heritage is such a weird conservative buzzword around here, idgi

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

29) social justice warriors

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

30) i'll have what she's having

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

31) he's one of the good ones

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

32) school choice

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

33) oh boy, here we are shopping again! she sure does spend it faster than i can make it!

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

34) I never saw racism when I was growing up.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:20 (eleven years ago)

35) Speaker Gingrich

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

For the many times I've seen "Get A Brain Morans" sign, I hadn't come across that "Don't Steal From My Medicare" one. That's priceless, thanks JF.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

36) welfare fraud
37) voter fraud

example (crüt), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

38) small-business owners

example (crüt), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

39) "the Architect"

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

40) https://www.bigdogs.com/

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

41) some people are asking/saying/thinking

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)

usually followed by leading question/statement/thought that no rational person was asking/saying/thinking before said leading question/statement/thought was posed

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

42) The Way Life Used to Be. (They don't use those exact words--they belong to the Supremes--but they're lurking behind a lot of what they do say.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

(Of course, they lurk behind some of what I say, too--that's where our paths cross.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

43) job creators

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

44) Take our country back.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

45) "According to The Duck Commander..."

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

46) The Rolling Stones receive way too much praise and credit for everything from influence to the quality of their hooks

milord z (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

46) It may not be politically correct to say it, but

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

47) Somebody had to say it, and I'm glad it was you, Armond.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

49) Killing Lincoln/Kennedy/Patton/Obam...oh, shit

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

50) Boots on the ground

moz.gov (Clay), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:39 (eleven years ago)

51) The science is still out.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

52. makers and takers

abanana, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

53. real Americans

abanana, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)

54) Some people are truly needy but my husband's sister works at the welfare office and she says

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)

55) The Great Patriot Ted Cruz...

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

56) Taxachusetts

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

57) Judeo-Christian

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

58) The gays

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

59) The blacks

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

60) death panels

StanM, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

61) Build the dang fence.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

62) the thing about females is

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

63) Abortion Barbie

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

64) The war of northern aggression.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

65) secure our borders

(Fear of Canadians?)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

66) Trafitional Values

moz.gov (Clay), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

*traditional

moz.gov (Clay), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

67) Homosexual agenda

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)

(I assume a parallel "200 things liberals say" thread will open up at some point. This is a little too easy.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

68) We're going to smoke them out

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

69. Tax breaks.

khaleeesi (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

70) if it's called "The American Freedom Bill" it's bad news

StanM, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

71) tax and spend

moz.gov (Clay), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

72) Referring to the "mainstream media" as if (theoretically) reporting the news without a conservative bent automatically makes it liberal trash.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

73) "Saul Alinsky"

Westing (By Musket Anne Sexton) (get bent), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:21 (eleven years ago)

74) impeach

StanM, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:23 (eleven years ago)

75) support the troops

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

76) broken windows theory

Westing (By Musket Anne Sexton) (get bent), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

77) female

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

"1) love it or leave it"

actually i've found myself saying this to conservatives furiously fapping themselves into a coma over "what a strong leader Putin is and how come we cain't have a 'real' man arglebargle etc"

sexxx attic (will), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

78) "cramming"

sexxx attic (will), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

78) Listen, I'm not a scientist.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

Fine, 79 then.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

"1) love it or leave it"

actually i've found myself saying this to conservatives furiously fapping themselves into a coma over "what a strong leader Putin is and how come we cain't have a 'real' man arglebargle etc"

i feel like a good response in that situation is to make a joke that is a reference to a ubiquitous ad campaign

http://i.imgur.com/lxFnR4B.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

or maybe a shirt that says "JUST DO IT", but the swoosh is a ballot and calvin is pissing on the democratic candidate's name

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

80) try to keep up

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

81. fiat currency

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

ugh "mainstream media" drives me nuts, especially coming from the likes of limbaugh.

sleepingsignal, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

82. socialism

dan m, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

83. activist judges

joygoat, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

84. Just get government out of the way

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 11:18 (eleven years ago)

85. illegals

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 12:48 (eleven years ago)

86. I'm not racist but

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

87. Actually

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

88. illegal aliens

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

89. I'm not racist, but actually, illegal aliens.

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

86. It's called the THEORY of evolution.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

87. reverse racism

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

88. Whitewater

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

89. freedom fries

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

90. freedom fighters

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

91. Bill Ayers

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

92. Dreams of My Father was ghostwritten by Bill Ayers

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

90. Politically correct

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

91. tax dollars shouldn't have to pay for (thing that tax dollars absolutely must pay for)

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

92. family values

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

93. white men are the most oppressed segment of society

akm, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

94. bootstraps

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

95. God-centered

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

96. [addressing a crowd] "People,"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

97. [addressing a mostly non-white crowd] "You People,"

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

98. Stop playing the race card

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

99. freeloaders

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

101. They fought to give you those rights/you only have those rights because our military protects them

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

101(a) therefore you are a hypocrite and unpatriotic for imposing the invasion of Namibia to install a dictator that will give us preferential access to their mineral production

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

102. "look, the Founding Fathers..."

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

where?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

103. "the poor have always been here, and they always will be."

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

104. "Palestine never existed"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

105. What about personal responsibility?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

106. the homosexual lifestyle

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

107. i literally suck as a human being.

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

108. net neutrality is Obamacare for the internet

this one's going to be big

sexxx attic (will), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

109. let's be clear here

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

110. let's be clear here, i literally suck as a human being

marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

109. misappropriations of the quote "he who does not work, does not eat"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

oops 111

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

112. take back our country

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

113. Where in the constitution does it say that government can ___

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

114. "I have come to bring not peace but the sword. --Matthew 10:34"

Bnad, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

--conservatives' favorite line from the New Testament.

Bnad, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

Sorta combines 102 and 114 but
115 "the framers never imagined that..."

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

Sorry 102 and 113 actually

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

the numbering got WAY off back in the 80's, so don't worry too much about correcting yourselves.

how's life, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

116. "undermines the sanctity of marriage"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

117. I care about creating jobs, not protecting some endangered owl

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

118. Privilege? What privilege?

khaleeesi (Leee), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

119. you know global warming is made up, right?

was so sad when my mom dropped this bomb out of nowhere in some small talk about the weather

Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

120. Too much uncertainty something something regulation something poor climate for job creators

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

Abs, that reminds me of Palin saying "stop makin' stuff up" like it was some brilliant punchline. No offense to your mom.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

121 "the climate has always been changing"

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

122. " . . . then why are there still monkeys?"

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)

123) Barry Soetoro

moz.gov (Clay), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

124) Barack Hussein Obama

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

125) Dr. King was a Republican and/or Conservative!

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

126. The party of Lincoln

moz.gov (Clay), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

my favorite climate related one:

127. There's snow falling all across the country, so how can you claim that there's global warming?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

128. lincoln/FDR/obama was/is the worst tyrant this country has ever known

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

129. treehuggers

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

130. Global warming is a plot to...

There are actually many ways to complete that sentence; I just got another one from a conservative Facebook acquaintance. But I think this, from The National Review, deserves to be printed in full: ... destroy the nation state system and replace it with a radically socialist authoritarianism controlled by international bureaucrats and despots, who would use the power of bureaucracies and criminal tribunals to bring the wealthy West to heel and redistribute its wealth to the poor--after the usual take off the top for corruption.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

lol @ realising towards the end that maybe that doesn't sound bad enough, so throwing in 'o and corrupshn as well u guys'

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

131. o and corrupshn as well u guys

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

conservatives are never corrupt

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

i assume that when sea levels rise to levels that mean large parts of major american cities have to be abandoned etc. all of these folks claiming global warming is a hoax will be OK with us quarantining them in the waterlogged Zone, right?

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

if sea levels rise, it will merely be god's punishment for gay marriage

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

god's punishment for gay marriage will be fierce, but it won't come in the form of rising sea levels. proof? Genesis 9:11: "I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

god is such a dick, you just can't trust that guy

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

"I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

if i had a dollar for every time i heard that...

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

in the footnotes to the bible, it does explain that god reserves the right to destroy 99.999% of earth by the waters of a flood. god takes the strong/literal interpretation of the bible, including the words "all" life

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

exactly -- the sinners in their coastal enclaves are fair game while heartland america receives infinite grace, etc

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

132. 'I establish my covenant with you'

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

133. My numerous mysterious aliments have made me seem very crazy these last few years.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

134. Going Galt!

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

135 judeo Christian values

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

136. Gary Hartpence

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

57) Judeo-Christian

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, November 10, 2014 5:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

137. "War On Christmas"

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

138. I'm a moderate

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

139. I'm a centrist

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

140. Our Sarah.

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

141. USA! USA!

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

142. I wonder what Kirk Cameron's been up to lately.

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

143. I didn't mean I hate all government, quit twisting my words. I know police and firefighters work for local governments, and our first responders are heroes. I just meant I hate national elected officials.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

144. journolist

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

145. Love the sinner

Josefa, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

146. protect marriage

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 07:32 (eleven years ago)

147. False flag!!!1!1!

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 12:21 (eleven years ago)

158. red tape

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 12:22 (eleven years ago)

143. I didn't mean I hate all government, quit twisting my words. I know police and firefighters work for local governments, and our first responders are heroes. I just meant I hate national elected officials.

oh fucking christ yes "first responders"

marcos, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

149: "our men and women in uniform"

marcos, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

Did somebody already say "It's what makes American Great"?

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)

No? Okay.

150. "It's what makes America great."

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

Prob should be what MADE America great rite

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

^^^ a variant of "American exceptionalism," which bugs me no end.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

151. referring to someone they don't like as "this/that individual"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

?

how's life, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

it's definitely a thing, see also "gentleman" e.g. "a hispanic gentleman"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

oh, "this/that" is your substitution. I understand now.

how's life, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

152. "The ideological War On Coal..."

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

153. Obamaphone

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

154. Ground Zero Mosque

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

155. Hopey-changey ("How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for you?")

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

156. Austrian economics.
156a. Tax breaks.

khaleeesi (Leee), Thursday, 13 November 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

157. Can't do it, it'll hurt economic growth.
157a. Tax breaks.

khaleeesi (Leee), Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)

158. Common Core? Morelike Communist Core!

how's life, Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

159. Potatoe

carot tard (rip van wanko), Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

154. Ground Zero Mosque

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 12, 2014 1:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol totally forgot about this

marcos, Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

160. 47 percent

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

161.G با من کار می کند و او از من از 7:30 صبح تا 2:00 sonned جهنم این بعد از ظهر ، به اوج خود رسید در حدود 10:20 . مستقیم از طریق من دیدم ، عمیق از طریق مزخرف . ما بالا گرفتن بودند و من شروع به اقدام فوق العاده همجنسگرا دیوانه - عوضی ساخته شیطان - نژادپرستانه جانور حالت و من به طور تصادفی رنگوارونه 7 بر روی دیوار و یک صلیب و سپس آن را پاک !!!! WTF . همه نوع عرفانی نوع سیاه پوست گه رخ داده است که بیش از حد trippy برای توصیف ، و او به من گفت دختر من متوجه شدم دیوانه بیش از حد بود و به همین دلیل ما هرگز ممکن است همراه ، و مرا متوجه نشوند من هرگز واقعا وضعیت واقعی یا قطعی زندگی هرگز خار با مرگ ، مثل او بود لعنتی جهان و من گرفتن زیر کلیک شده است، بنابراین او باید آن را مانند نقطه مقابل دام تجربه ، و به من گفت منfucktard ایمو emo برای شکل دادن ندارد و بیدمشک هستم ، و آن را بخشیدنی است اگر من یک NERD واقعی بودند. لعنتی عدم گلدان hexed من از حافظه لغزیدن بر روی 100 تن از hardrofl فراتر zings . او نیز به من و سن و قد من و تولد گفت وقتی که من او را ملاقات نمود * :؟

Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

I agree with at least half of that

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

162. legitimate rape

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

163. Hah! Liberals can't even come up with 200 things!
163a. Tax cuts!

TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

164. He was resisting arrest

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

165. Thug

Clay, Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

nine years pass...

"oh an ANONYMOUS source, fake news!"

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 August 2024 16:04 (one year ago)

166. biological female

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:23 (one year ago)

167. “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:36 (one year ago)

168. Teach the controversy

Josefa, Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:40 (one year ago)

169. Woke Mind Virus

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:50 (one year ago)

170. Equality of oatcomes

Josefa, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:05 (one year ago)

171. coastal elites

master of the pan (abanana), Sunday, 25 August 2024 21:51 (one year ago)


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