i've noticed lately that the internet is going crazy about a lot of things. usually i hear about them at the bottom of articles.
so what do we think of this tanner???
http://i.imgur.com/tf0AQ4G.jpg
can't believe she did that herself!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)
i'm particularly taken by her orange shirt
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)
Family Feud question in the making: name things that send internet into a frenzy.
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)
Unless it broke the internet, I'm not impressed.
― jmm, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:27 (ten years ago)
This extremely sad college piccolo player has sent the internet into a frenzy
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/W6D4P5T.jpg
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)
scott iirc
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/eieb3RK.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xFyleGY.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:39 (ten years ago)
We've all been there.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:17 (ten years ago)
we're still down there, in fact.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:44 (nine years ago)
it's made entirely of hair
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:52 (nine years ago)
yes, but science
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:56 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg
― Devilock, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:07 (nine years ago)
Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity
― The Sniper, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:13 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:55 (nine years ago)
the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects
― j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:21 (nine years ago)
Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:43 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg
― 1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:32 (nine years ago)
I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:46 (nine years ago)
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
― 1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:47 (nine years ago)
xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together
― Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:55 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP_1XMCUYAA6jaX.jpg:large
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:39 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 20:48 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uYsOjfE.png
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:23 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)
i think they meant to caption it with
The Next Step In EvolutionAre You Ready?
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)
This photo stumped fourProfessors and theirChildren as well
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (eight years ago)
"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (eight years ago)
Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)
what color is the dress
― flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)
i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.
https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyzxmDEXgAAdaWW.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx6UicNUYAE-ZFL.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:56 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (five years ago)
and Don't Forget to Die
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (five years ago)
very nice
― flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (five years ago)
um what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE
― frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (five years ago)
lol
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (five years ago)
Fun for the (whole) family.
― pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:52 (five years ago)
not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (five years ago)
it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (four years ago)
U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^
well, get ready because here we go again
https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (four years ago)
anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (four years ago)
I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:45 (four years ago)
Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:48 (four years ago)
I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (four years ago)
it could still be that thread
i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (four years ago)
I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!
https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png
what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (four years ago)
ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.
but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long
https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (four years ago)
I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (four years ago)
i'm 37
is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png
https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png
One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:55 (four years ago)
Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:21 (four years ago)
probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 03:22 (four years ago)
xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (four years ago)
I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (four years ago)
i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:25 (four years ago)
yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:24 (four years ago)
all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:47 (four years ago)
did they end up ripped?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:52 (four years ago)
yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:53 (four years ago)
i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:
https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png
i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:55 (four years ago)
just pathetic.
https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png
i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (four years ago)
the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"
https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:10 (four years ago)
misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!
― brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (four years ago)
damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (four years ago)
somewhat related:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (four years ago)
one of my fav websites, that Interesticle
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:58 (four years ago)
MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:38 (four years ago)
Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:42 (four years ago)
i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:16 (four years ago)
hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:18 (four years ago)
i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:21 (four years ago)
oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:22 (four years ago)
Only the penitent man will pass!
― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (four years ago)
one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (four years ago)
huh no shit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (four years ago)
40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:52 (four years ago)
would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:26 (four years ago)
only one way to find out
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:28 (four years ago)
extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (four years ago)
holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E
would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (four years ago)
What the complete and holistic fuck
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:25 (four years ago)
Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:28 (four years ago)
Read some pornographic books?
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (four years ago)
wierd cave
Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:55 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:42 (four years ago)
damn
looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:08 (four years ago)
it what the founding fathers would of wanted
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:11 (four years ago)
Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:14 (four years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/BZrbGfh/2-E153-BB5-9-F7-D-48-F5-B38-F-28-F5-DD283948.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:25 (four years ago)
worth the wait!
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:31 (four years ago)
I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:56 (four years ago)
eh?
walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:57 (four years ago)
xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:04 (four years ago)
Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:15 (four years ago)
xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:16 (four years ago)
those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:27 (four years ago)
OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (four years ago)
there are bidet knobs on the side
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:39 (four years ago)
where i'm from, we use socks
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (four years ago)
to poop in, i mean
(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:46 (four years ago)
wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:13 (four years ago)
That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:20 (four years ago)
Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:22 (four years ago)
*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:25 (four years ago)
there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:44 (four years ago)
♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:46 (four years ago)
looking for some cleanlinessbut there is only filthinessto fiiiiiiind
wipe to the leftwipe to the rightlookin downstairsmessy behind
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:00 (four years ago)
I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:09 (four years ago)
cleansing the anus is just gravy
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 01:42 (four years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg
.........Pardon?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 June 2021 02:39 (four years ago)
idk, seems pretty straightforward
― cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:26 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:16 (three years ago)
25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:17 (three years ago)
they also liked to me for years, mike
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (three years ago)
lied
UpbeatNews
― treeship., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:27 (three years ago)
'they also liked to me for years', says map
map
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:33 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png
don't crush my core plz
― Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Friday, 13 August 2021 08:27 (three years ago)
RT 🔁— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021
I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?
― frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:14 (three years ago)
lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:16 (three years ago)
Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!
― pplains, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:21 (three years ago)
I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:29 (three years ago)
Ummmmmmmmmmmm
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:13 (three years ago)
This is from a parody site, right?
https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg
Right?
― pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:27 (three years ago)
It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:31 (three years ago)
That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.
― pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:57 (three years ago)
I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:24 (three years ago)
my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered
running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:29 (three years ago)
^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:49 (three years ago)
"pro level"
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (three years ago)
he really is a fun and funny guy
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (three years ago)
https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions
― BrianB, Monday, 25 October 2021 12:33 (three years ago)
question 1 - what was your highest level of education
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 13:45 (three years ago)
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 October 2021 14:35 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png
what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 02:58 (three years ago)
you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya
― Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (three years ago)
perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (three years ago)
this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome
― a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (three years ago)
but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (three years ago)
that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then
That underwear was originally white
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:02 (three years ago)
and what about the bodydear god
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:09 (three years ago)
maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say
WHEN YOU STARTSLEEPING NAKED,THIS IS WHAT WILLHAPPEN
and
WHAT HAPPENS TOYOUR BODY WHENYOU STOP WEARINGUNDERWEAR
maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:12 (three years ago)
it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?
and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:13 (three years ago)
when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:20 (three years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:39 (three years ago)
Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:45 (three years ago)
But the toilet paper thing doesn't.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:49 (three years ago)
Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:44 (three years ago)
The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.
― pplains, Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:45 (three years ago)
this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:52 (three years ago)
my eyebrow is raised tbf
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 13 January 2022 19:26 (three years ago)
The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.
On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.
The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.
We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”
After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:04 (three years ago)
The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:34 (three years ago)
Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.
https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 12:59 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:23 (two years ago)
The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...
my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:24 (two years ago)
willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:25 (two years ago)
xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:26 (two years ago)
as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:33 (two years ago)
the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:34 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png
― budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 18:26 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png
really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:17 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:31 (two years ago)
is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:44 (two years ago)
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:14 (two years ago)
that death stranding lyfe
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png
I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:49 (one year ago)
haha
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:54 (one year ago)
that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:00 (one year ago)
https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (one year ago)
"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 26 June 2023 00:08 (one year ago)
Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2023 03:51 (one year ago)