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Yvette Cooper 8
Andy Burnham 4
Chuka Umunna 2
Tristram Hunt 0
Liz Kendall 0


Mark G, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:52 (ten years ago)

Cooper is probably the smartest and most capable. I don't know whether they will go with someone more overtly chummy as a reaction to Miliband, though. Fear it might be Burnham.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:01 (ten years ago)

Would it be Umunna? For the obvious parallells with Obama, plus he seems quite normal which is what the media seem to want nowadays.

I did see Liz Kendall getting interviewed, she seemed nice enough but not exactly dynamic.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

I hope it's not Umunna, if only because it'll mean not having to put up with 'Papa Oom Mow Mow' playing in my head on an endless loop every time i look at the news.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:33 (ten years ago)

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Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:41 (ten years ago)

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

lex pretend, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:04 (ten years ago)

Burnham's logo from the last leadership campaign was pretty neat:

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/razzlewis/Andy4Leader/afl.png

I wonder if he'll start talking about 'aspirational socialism' again this time

soref, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 07:54 (ten years ago)

https://flic.kr/p/8vUGef

soref, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 07:56 (ten years ago)

standing up for social justice and key stage 2 geometry

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:10 (ten years ago)

Burnham Baloons

soref, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:15 (ten years ago)

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

― lex pretend

^^^

Torn on this because he is my MP, and I think he does do good work, especially locally.

But on a pragmatic level 1) I think as a 1-term MP he lacks the experience to actually *do* anything with the unholy mess that is the Labour Party right now. And more conceptually 2) he is as much of an aspirational "hard working families" Growth Zombie that is just going to dish out the expected jargon and fail to grasp the actual failures let alone do anything about them.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:24 (ten years ago)

(But I suppose that same Point 2 criticism could be applied to almost ANYONE within the Labour Party structure at the moment.)

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:27 (ten years ago)

that guardian article he wrote at the weekend was so terrible that it simultaneously introduced me to umunna and destroyed all faith.

expected jargon doesn't even cover it

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:34 (ten years ago)

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

― lex pretend, Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:04 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It'll indeed be the first time an MP's name has been the subject of a cheap pun.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:37 (ten years ago)

xp still at least he's not the picket-crossing John-Lewis-aspirational shopper Tristram Hunt

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 08:40 (ten years ago)

Umunna comes across as a huge Blairish phony irl, especially when you have the misfortune to see him address two v different audiences on consecutive days, and there's barely anything between his pro-business "we are all capitalists now" sympathies and actual Tories

I don't know much about Liz Kendall, what's her deal?

I was really impressed by Stella Creasy making her name in her first time by really taking on the payday loan industry and its heavyweight lobbying...

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 09:44 (ten years ago)

Burnham seems like a decent type but really so uncharismatic. E-Mili at least made an impression with his geeky weirdness, Burnham is just like...you forget he's there when he's talking

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 09:46 (ten years ago)

Obviously I'm hoping for DIANE really

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 09:46 (ten years ago)

It'll indeed be the first time an MP's name has been the subject of a cheap pun.

You have to be pretending not to understand the difference here, right?

This poll feels premature given that there are surely at least a couple of names yet to be thrown into the ring (and Tristram Hunt appears to have taken his name out of it). But if anyone can outline the ideological differences, assuming there are any here, between this lot then I'd be very impressed.

Yvette Cooper is the only one who seems like anything more than competently managerial but I'm not sure she'd win. God though, when you imagine the shit that will be thrown at her from the word go...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 09:58 (ten years ago)

they're already raking shit up about umunna - apparently he called people "trash" on some big-spender social network, when asking for advice on where to go out in the west end - i mean unless that's a lie.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:05 (ten years ago)

I don't know much about Liz Kendall, what's her deal?

Liz Kendall is probably the most Blairite of them all (WARNING DAILY MAIL, BUT...):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3075228/Labour-leadership-battle-begins-Blairite-Liz-Kendall-launches-bid-saying-party-appeal-Conservative-voters-risk-survival.html

http://news.sky.com/story/1482546/what-you-need-to-know-about-liz-kendall

Has said there is a role for the private sector in the NHS and that "what matters is what works".

Her comments were seen as a challenge to the position of then Labour leader Ed Miliband and Shadow Health Secretary Andy Burnham, a likely rival for the leadership, who accused the Government of privatising the health service.

Has called for the party to reach out to the aspirational middle classes, arguing it did not do enough to appeal to Conservative supporters.

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Has admitted she loves rap music, listening to Eminem and Dr Dre, who is her favourite artist.

Her other half is the tall comedian Greg Davies.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:12 (ten years ago)

I heard someone say "spear Chuka" for the first time today.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:12 (ten years ago)

they're already raking shit up about umunna - apparently he called people "trash" on some big-spender social network, when asking for advice on where to go out in the west end - i mean unless that's a lie.

that was referred to in this FACT piece tackling the really big issue ie his uk garage past:

http://www.factmag.com/2015/05/12/chuka-umunna-mp-used-to-be-a-uk-garage-dj/

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:17 (ten years ago)

Chuka does actually DJ (or at least used to? He still blogs about tracks he loves in his newsletters/social media/local press, which is quite cute) so it's not entirely impossible he was talking about the nightclub, Trash?

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:17 (ten years ago)

X-post sorry iPhone!

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:18 (ten years ago)

Has admitted she loves rap music

admitted

ffs

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:19 (ten years ago)

guilty pleasures ranging from eminem to dismantling the nhs

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:22 (ten years ago)

He attracted the ire of the Daily Mail in 2013 for comments made in 2006 on a social networking site bemoaning the lack of “decent” clubs in London, suggesting the West End establishments were “full of trash and C-list wannabes, while other places that should know better opt for the cheesy vibe.”

i mean to be honest i'd be more trusting of a politician who was willing to show solidarity with the common man/woman by casually dismissing swathes of people based on perceived inferiority of their cultural choices, better than some plastic everyman who's barely conscious of the misanthropy driving their policies.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:23 (ten years ago)

You have to be pretending not to understand the difference here, right?

Yeah, soz it was a crumby joke, not intended the way it came across, so my apologies.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:24 (ten years ago)

Chuka does actually DJ (or at least used to? He still blogs about tracks he loves in his newsletters/social media/local press, which is quite cute) so it's not entirely impossible he was talking about the nightclub, Trash?

― The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:17 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He was involved in the garage scene, I think.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:25 (ten years ago)

oh nickb already said that.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:26 (ten years ago)

He's the first prospective leader/PM who is young enough for bullshit posts made a decade ago to come back and haunt him. They'll all be like that in a few years.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:29 (ten years ago)

I'm sure we all remember the vociferous response pieces by Quentin Letts and Liz Jones defending the West End's vibrant diverse club scene at the time - no need to google.

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:32 (ten years ago)

To be fair if that's the worst thing he's written on social media in his lifetime, he's doing well.

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:33 (ten years ago)

not really bullshit - imagine going to a club in the west end

xpost otm

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 10:34 (ten years ago)

This poll feels premature

It *is* premature, on purpose: It looks like there wont be a winner until october, but I thought it useful to start some discussion away from the ongoing new politics thread.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:32 (ten years ago)

What's the case against Burnham - Mid-staffs fuck up, possibly socially conservative (roman catholic), bit bland, actually political class (no unwestminster job ever that I can see), basically Miliband as a slightly more convincing man of the people? Still suspect he might do best with some of the voters they need back tbh.

articles and early pitches have been making Umunna seem truly awful, but think anyway it might be a shit idea to have a London leader. Interesting to hear he's a good constituency MP - that's something.

aiui Cooper's smartest/most competent here, just not hugely inspiring - again, that political class stuff is so fucking depressing/part of the problem - PPE/think tanks/research & advise etc

can't lie, think I'd get on with hunt, would happily read his civil war book or the one about engels or the one about victorian cities. He absolutely should not lead the labour party.

Don't know anything about Kendall apart from the Blairite noises as she launched, so fuck that.

woof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:33 (ten years ago)

I don't get the sense that any of these people have talked to enough lapsed Labour voters (new or old) to really understand what needs to be done. And if they have, they've talked to voters primarily in their constituencies, and given they're still in a job that's an unrepresentative sample.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

I thought Hunt's article in the Guardian the other day gave a pretty perceptive summary of why Labour are in trouble, but no convincing answer to what they can do to get out of it, agree that he should definitely not be leader

soref, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)

I normally feel a politician's name should not matter, but he's called Tristram.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:54 (ten years ago)

He may be willing to change it to Gideon if that helps?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

I can't actually name a convincing candidate - not even sure what they'd have to do - get grassroots, paying-attn-to-people reform of the party properly underway while carrying the public/media side convincingly?

woof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)

Ben Bradshaw

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:38 (ten years ago)

Bradshaw might not be a terrible choice but the talk of him "trebling his majority in 2015" overlooks the fact that it went from about 900 to 2700. Exeter isn't a safe seat by any means.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)

@djlogansama 4h4 hours ago
If Chuka Umunna gets in I'm on voting Green Party next time round. He doesn't like MCs. Left Garage for Deep House when crews came around.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:43 (ten years ago)

he'll be dreading the mail getting hold of that

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)

Dreading the K-Punk thinkpiece more like.

Love the implication that Ed Miliband and Natalie Bennett were caning More Fire Crew and Pay-As-You-Go.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

tough on grime...

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:26 (ten years ago)

that tweet is a bit like an irl version of one of those unfunny weird twitter things where Joe Biden has strong opinions about the Wu Tang Clan or similar

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)

Disappointed that all I'm hearing about is appealing to "aspirational voters"...I want at least one candidate to run on a platform of greater inter-generational balance and reform.

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

i don't know, i find it quite bracing to be told that i don't have any aspirations, i'd been wondering what was up with me

☂ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

Sweepstakes on how long it takes before there are more candidates for the Labour leadership than there are LibDem MPs.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:36 (ten years ago)

Be interesting to see what the membership swell will do to the election, with this one to be fought on true OMOV. It was 22,000 new members last time I looked, and all the ones on my timelines were doing it for "romantic left" reasons, not to encourage the party to re-embrace Blairism. Admittedly there's no romantic left candidate this time, but if one crops up – Tom Watson, for example – then they could find themselves surging up.

Also, Umunna, sadly, would be exactly the wrong candidate to woo back the Ukippers. Laura Kuenssberg sort of skirted round this on Newsnight on Tuesday, alluding to the possibility that he might be considered "too metropolitan" for those voters. Come on, it's not racist to say it – what you mean is he might be "too black" for those voters. Which is very sad.

Unsettled defender (ithappens), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:22 (ten years ago)

think I've said this before but lol at Tom being on the romantic left in 2015

☂ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:37 (ten years ago)

Chuka does actually DJ (or at least used to? He still blogs about tracks he loves in his newsletters/social media/local press, which is quite cute) so it's not entirely impossible he was talking about the nightclub, Trash?

Logan Sama said on Twitter that he wouldn't vote for Umunna because he ditched garage for deep house when MC crews started appearing on the scene

paolo, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)

He wasn't talking about the nightclub, Trash. He was slagging off the punters of Chinawhite etc on asmallworld.

camp event (suzy), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:22 (ten years ago)

Laura Kuenssberg sort of skirted round this on Newsnight on Tuesday, alluding to the possibility that he might be considered "too metropolitan" for those voters. Come on, it's not racist to say it – what you mean is he might be "too black" for those voters. Which is very sad.

― Unsettled defender (ithappens), Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:22 (1 hour ago)

newsnight journalist describing ukip voters as racist would provide about a week's worth of press hysteria

voters don't generally seem to know a lot about the backgrounds of senior politicians but absent his ethnicity, ummuna is still a bit too london for a lot of provincial labour types.....private school, lawyer, luxe lifestyle etc.....he didn't go down the ppe/special adviser route probably because he didn't have good enough grades

lammy might appeal to some of those people because he is a relatively rare instance of a working class politician who made it into the gilded circle through hard work

in any case wrt ukip.....something like 10% of people who fled the liberal democrats voted for them; apart from the lapsed social-right conservatives, their electorate is such an incoherent category of resentful people, confused people, morons, basic nihilists etc that it is so difficult for any other party to appeal to them en masse

nakhchivan, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)

Chuka has withdrawn. I wonder what the story is there

stet, Friday, 15 May 2015 09:42 (ten years ago)

My guess is that he thinks that Labour have zero chance of winning next time and would rather wait for more favourable conditions. The lure of potentially being the first black Prime Minister must be enormous but better to wait five years than rush into it and be chewed up and spat out.

Matt DC, Friday, 15 May 2015 09:51 (ten years ago)

What changed in four days though? That was just as true on Monday.

Wonder if the Sunday papers have something awkward.

stet, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:01 (ten years ago)

maybe first real soundings told him he just wasn't getting 35 MPs.

woof, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:09 (ten years ago)

Actually his stated reason might be true: he is seemingly upset (can't think why) that the tabs doorstepped his mum, his girlfriend's mum, and his girlfriend's 102-year-old nan.

stet, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:33 (ten years ago)

Garagegate

nashwan, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:38 (ten years ago)

If true that is both understandable and astonishingly naive.

Matt DC, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:41 (ten years ago)

Running for Mayor?

Chuka/Khan, etc.

Michael Jones, Friday, 15 May 2015 10:43 (ten years ago)

“We need something so dynamic, so fresh, so strong that we need a born leader. None of the current contenders are natural born leaders, but it is clear that Keir is. I suspect he is from the left of the party, but it’s not about left and right; it’s about leadership.” Bernard said the online support for Starmer has been “overwhelming”.

He said: “It went crazy last night on Facebook after we launched – 180 or so joined in a matter of hours, which I didn’t expect.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:36 (ten years ago)

Starmer / Khan on a human rights ticket would be fun, though i can't think of anything more doomed to ignominious failure.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:47 (ten years ago)

Surely you can't stand for the leadership when you've been in Parliament for literally a week?

Matt DC, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:15 (ten years ago)

you can under the "ah fuck it, give him a go" clause

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:22 (ten years ago)

When you've been the DPP, you probably can. He's my MP, so it would be good if he concentrated on that role for now, right?

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

Surely you can't stand for the leadership when you've been in Parliament for literally a week?

― Matt DC, Friday, May 15, 2015 1:15 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too Right! I nominate Bootsy Collins.

Mark G, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:31 (ten years ago)

Chuka Umunna shows how the media is robbing us of ‘normal’ politicians
Owen Jones

nakhchivan, Friday, 15 May 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

seems like dogshit, if not the sunday newspaper then because of a tacit agreement to support whichever other candidate in return for a choice shadow cabinet post

nakhchivan, Friday, 15 May 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

Owen Jones, contempo normo

☂ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 May 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

though fairly risible in any case that the early bookmakers' favourite was a 36 yr old with no meaningful experience of the so-called 'real world' and a single parliament of courting the press and talking the same shit, though with more grace than most of the other platititudinous dorks manage

nakhchivan, Friday, 15 May 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

keir starmer though a lawyer of some distinction and (doubtless reassuringly to the pr people) vaguely alpha in persona should not be taken for a civil libs type, any dpp is likely to be an authoritarian personality shithead and he is no different

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/libertycentral/2012/mar/07/keir-starmer-guidelines-protester-prosecution

http://www.theguardian.com/law/2012/jul/29/paul-chambers-twitter-joke-airport

nakhchivan, Friday, 15 May 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)

Rachel Reeves has confirmed that she's backing Burnham, and that he has asked her to conduct an "investigation into Labour's economic record".

Burnham has also demanded Cameron secure a two year ban on EU migrants getting state support and promise an in/out referendum in 2016.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:16 (ten years ago)

@KayBurley I've always liked Andy Burnham
9:59am - 17 May 15

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:22 (ten years ago)

Tories when it comes to slashing the benefits bill, Rachel Reeves, the new shadow work and pensions secretary, has insisted in her first interview since winning promotion in Ed Miliband's frontbench reshuffle.

The 34-year-old Reeves, who is seen by many as a possible future party leader, said that under Labour the long-term unemployed would not be able to "linger on benefits" for long periods but would have to take up a guaranteed job offer or lose their state support.

Adopting a firm party line on welfare, the former Bank of England economist stressed that a key part of her task would be to explode the "myth" that Labour is soft on benefit costs, and to prove instead that it will be both tough and fair.

Labour left looking strong.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:25 (ten years ago)

Why vote for these cocks when you could vote Tory?

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:30 (ten years ago)

is there going to be a token left candidate this time? John McDonnell, Diane Abbott again?

soref, Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:32 (ten years ago)

Burnham said: “The country has voted now for a European referendum and under my leadership the Labour party will not be a grudging presence on that stage. We will now embrace it. It should be brought forward to 2016.

The country has also voted for £12bn of further welfare cuts so presumably by Burnham's logic his Labour Party isn't going to quibble with that either?

Thing is at this stage of the game there's basically zero risk in saying you favour a referendum given that Cameron is virtually certain to be bounced into holding one in this Parliament whether he likes it or not. Especially given Osborne's initial attempts to renegotiate Britain's membership last week were met with "will you just fuck off? We're trying to deal with Greece here".

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 May 2015 10:21 (ten years ago)

Labour manifesto was that they would be at least as hard as the Tories on welfare cuts, I remember Rachel Reeves saying it on television.

The thing to remember is that the Labour Party of 96 onwards does not want to be an alternative to the Torder, they want to be competition for them. It's an important distinction.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:23 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 18 May 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

Cooper celebrates in traditional style - is there anyone left on the left at all?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 08:15 (ten years ago)

Labour must reset relationship with business, Yvette Cooper to say

has this always always been a thing? I notice it more and more, around the election especially - reporting some politicial is to say a thing rather than has said a thing.

conrad, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 09:09 (ten years ago)

It's when virtually the entire text is given to the press in advance, happens for most of Osborne's statements now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 09:28 (ten years ago)

and still the blair crew shit on about the lack of 'modernisers' on the ballot.

woof, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:04 (ten years ago)

is there a particular benefit to fully briefing the press before a statement is actually made beyond appearing even more like a transparent operator?

conrad, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:54 (ten years ago)

It means the media don't always have to be there, getting in the way with their booms and cameras and teams of reporters and so on.

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:35 (ten years ago)

If the media aren't there, why does the politician need to be there?

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:48 (ten years ago)

that's some schroedinger's shit right there

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:49 (ten years ago)

I mean, fuck closing down a nursery school for one day so you can give some shitty speech about british values, just send out a press release.

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:56 (ten years ago)

.. when you can just shut down a nursery school full stop right?

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/221337/slide_221337_883255_original.jpg

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)

Both of them are aware who's doing who a favour there.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)

If the media aren't there, why does the politician need to be there?

can't they just use tumblr?

nashwan, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:11 (ten years ago)

bc the westminster bubble sustains itself via pantomime

lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)

40% polled basically adhering to received 'wisdom' unchanged from 40 years ago (linking Labour with economic disarray). Suggesting absolutely nothing has been learned in that time.

Meanwhile net migration approaches a ten year high - probably to be blamed on the coalition preventing a real 'crackdown' now feasible.

nashwan, Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

It makes minimal difference anyway, the guff about aspiration isn't really aimed at voters, it's about trying to placate the RW press (and in doing so trying to calm the noise around those first three objections).

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

Umunna has officially endorsed Kendall.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 09:59 (ten years ago)

Andy Burnham's 2010 campaign logo vs Andy Burnham's 2015 campaign logo

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/razzlewis/Andy4Leader/afl.png https://36.media.tumblr.com/e67cc519634c47be61f3c9a5b6f7d707/tumblr_noc6e5cFiZ1uu6dvho1_500.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)

2015 logo trying to be a little bit too clever for its own good imo, bring back the triangles

soref, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

Second one emphasising how body odour is actually the heart of Labour

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)

first one looking a bit Constructivist for today's go-ahead Labour Zero

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:05 (ten years ago)

if we're equating labour with manual toil then body odour kind of IS the heart of Labour tbf

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:07 (ten years ago)

it's weird, the images on his campaign's twitter feed seem to be going out of their way to avoid any hint of having been carefully or thoughtfully designed:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFJ8WvfXIAAttTl.jpg:large

soref, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:08 (ten years ago)

it's perfect, all the emphasis on contemporaneity and chummy ordinariness, none of them unappealing policies or ideas

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)

yeah, it seems intentionally made to look like an amateurish facebook macro, but it's an odd contrast with the flashy look of his last campaign

soref, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

2015 will be all about reconnecting with the people i guess

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:20 (ten years ago)

i was listening to this Liz Kendall profile on R4 last week and there was this "She used to love Public Enemy when she was a student and does like rap music" element which seemed very forced and made her seem even more of a robotic Blairite rather than whatever the desired effect was meant to be.

xelab, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)

http://www.tshirtpod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Hex-Illuminati.jpg

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 28 May 2015 11:28 (ten years ago)

Andy Needs your support

that capital N is pissing me off

i was listening to this Liz Kendall profile on R4 last week and there was this "She used to love Public Enemy when she was a student and does like rap music" element which seemed very forced and made her seem even more of a robotic Blairite rather than whatever the desired effect was meant to be.

The Mirror had her admitting to liking hip hop :/

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Thursday, 28 May 2015 12:04 (ten years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32927139

Is the only reason the unions are backing Burham because everyone else is somehow, mysteriously, worse or is there more to it than that?

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Friday, 29 May 2015 11:40 (ten years ago)

is male, still affects non-RP accent

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2015 11:45 (ten years ago)

For better or worse the last leadership contest at least felt like a contest between different approaches and beliefs. In terms of policy and approach the difference between this lot is extremely minimal.

I don't really see how anyone could have come through the last seven or so years and not concluded that the state and business are interdependent but it would be refreshing for at least one candidate to admit that perhaps "business" and "wealth creators" aren't actually monoliths that should be treated as all brilliant or all evil depending on whether or not your name is Ed Miliband. The very question of whether or not you're "pro-business" or not is reductive to the point of being moronic.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 May 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

yeah even "stakeholders" was better than what we have now

still think that developing the idea of businesses as part of a democratic system and therefore being subject to a level of democratic control wd be a less threatening way of selling the public on the notion that capital shdn't perhaps be allowed to just do whatever the fuck it wants

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2015 12:01 (ten years ago)

but, y'know, why bother, clearly what Labour needs to do is allow wealth creators to run the country as they see fit and play up to anti-chav and anti-immigrant prejudice as much as possible

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

You can achieve anything, as long as you're white.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/29/liz-kendall-will-back-white-working-class-young

She praised one primary school for having an “aspirations week”, saying such programmes were needed to “teach girls and boys, particularly from white working class communities, about the chances in life they may not even know exist – like being an engineer, a chemist and even leader of the Labour party”.

Kendall also mentioned the need to help white working-class communities, during a journalists’ gathering in Westminster last week, when she said Labour would still “be doing the best for kids, particularly in white-working class communities” in 2020.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Saturday, 30 May 2015 07:55 (ten years ago)

"Aspiration is not the preserve of those who shop at John Lewis. Aspiration is universal; it is felt by Asda and Aldi shoppers too."

what does this mean

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:11 (ten years ago)

shops as signifiers of class smdh

Labour party is in a mess trying to appeal to middle class Tories and racist Kippers and anti-austerity Scots all at the same time.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:26 (ten years ago)

depressing that a putative labour leader would rather trot out nonsense non-signifiers than actually say the word "class"

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:29 (ten years ago)

aspiration means never having to say you're working class

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:37 (ten years ago)

what's horrible/stupid about the aspiration mantra is the way it ignores inequality, ignores corporate responsibility and ignores environmental fragility in the name of a soulless acquisitiveness, an ever expanding frontier of prosperity built on nothing and oblivious to the damage it leaves in its wake

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:43 (ten years ago)

This thing they call aspiration, do they just mean that feeling of wanting a payrise then wondering how easily you spend it all if you get one?

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:43 (ten years ago)

aspiration to shop at Asda instead of Lidl, with dreams of John Lewis and their excellent warranties on electrical goods.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:46 (ten years ago)

what's horrible/stupid about the aspiration mantra is the way it ignores inequality, ignores corporate responsibility and ignores environmental fragility in the name of a soulless acquisitiveness, an ever expanding frontier of prosperity built on nothing and oblivious to the damage it leaves in its wake

and the way it positions selfishness as a positive. aspiration for YOU and YOUR self-enclosed family unit to be richer and higher up the ladder and fuck everyone else

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:49 (ten years ago)

and so conformist. that infographic of life milestones that was going round the other week haunts me and this feels like part & parcel of that mindset

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:50 (ten years ago)

yes - it's utterly contemptuous of the voters it pretends to flatter

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:50 (ten years ago)

And yet people feel good assuming they deserve to be more well off than others.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Saturday, 30 May 2015 09:09 (ten years ago)

"Labour party is in a mess trying to appeal to middle class Tories and racist Kippers and anti-austerity Scots all at the same time."

Nah this is inaccurate and unfair I think.

They don't appear to give a shit about anti-austerity Scots.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 May 2015 09:09 (ten years ago)

True - but they do somehow have to get those 40 seats back

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Saturday, 30 May 2015 09:28 (ten years ago)

In any broadly representative democracy, as long as every citizen has the vote, there will always be demand and pressure for redistribution of wealth, because votes are distributed more evenly than wealth. The Tories have recognised this for as long as I've been alive, and with a brief period of aberration (say from about 1997-2005 or so) they've been largely adept at dealing with it.

The politics of aspiration are largely about offsetting that pressure. People with money are, by and large, going to vote one way or the other according to their levels of security, fear, intelligence and empathy, but 'aspiration' in the post-Thatcherite sense isn't really about addressing them. It's about convincing enough of the people without much money that they are more likely to be able to help themselves than any left-of-centre government is going to help them. A lot of those people will vote Tory, enough of the rest will just decide there's no point and not bother to vote at all, or take their vote to UKIP or whoever. Either way the pressure is off the Tories. It's an elephant trap that Labour have fallen into time and time again and just repeatedly honking 'aspiration!' and 'John Lewis' like a load of flapping fairground puppet heads isn't really going to address that.

It's also why I'm sceptical of people who assume that the Did Not Vote contingent is a broadly left-leaning mass that could be harnessed by a party with some actual social-democratic policies.

The thing that none of these cocks will address is that not once did Blair go into a General Election promising to cut spending, in fact it was usually the complete opposite. If they accept the myth of Labour overspending pre-2008, then that necessarily means distancing themselves from Blair, not moving closer to him. Blair himself appears to have nothing to say on the issue of austerity as far as I can tell.

'Aspiration' is particularly meaningless in this context because there's ample evidence that enough voters don't trust Labour to run any kind of economy, aspirational or otherwise.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 May 2015 09:32 (ten years ago)

Right, that's Liz Kendall off the list: Don't need another leader with foot in gob syndrome.

(the other being Cameron, btw)

Mark G, Saturday, 30 May 2015 10:01 (ten years ago)

Also the logical endpoint of the politics of aspiration is the sort of the enormous credit bubble that helped break the UK economy in 2007-08, since the main driver of achieving material aspiration is borrowing today against tomorrow's imagined income, and credit booms are generally a symptom of inequality. If you really want to address Labour economic mismanagement, you need to start with aspiration. Suspect most of them are too stupid to realise this.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 May 2015 10:08 (ten years ago)

xxxp will likely be a lot less than 40 seats by 2020 tbf

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 30 May 2015 10:16 (ten years ago)

Mark are you a paid-up member of the Labour Party? If so, what are the factors that will actually influence your vote?

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 May 2015 10:24 (ten years ago)

I follow some Andy4Leader type ppl on twitter and am now getting this stuff retweeted into my feed around 700 times a day

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGK3_2LW0AArIiS.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGLABRqWUAArTfI.jpg

soref, Saturday, 30 May 2015 10:30 (ten years ago)

mature political discourse is the best thing about living in a democracy

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 May 2015 12:02 (ten years ago)

'every person, every family, every business – whoever they are, wherever they come from, my Labour Party will exist to help them all get off' - Andy Burnham, 29 May 2015

soref, Saturday, 30 May 2015 12:58 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHGyokI6fMU

soref, Saturday, 30 May 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)

twenty twee positions on which one might stand

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 May 2015 17:52 (ten years ago)

full marks obv

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 May 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

Hello, person who asked me a question upthread, answer to q1 is no.

Mark G, Saturday, 30 May 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

Blimey, Jeremy Corbyn!

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)

does Corbyn have any chance at all of getting on the ballot? I remember that Abbott only just managed in 2010

big brute engines (soref), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

didn't Ed Miliband provide her with the final nomination she required?

big brute engines (soref), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)

David Miliband nominated her IIRC.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 June 2015 10:41 (ten years ago)

Corbyn in:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jun/15/labour-leftwinger-jeremy-corbyn-wins-place-on-ballot-for-leadership

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 15 June 2015 11:52 (ten years ago)

great, now the party can have a proper debate with the guy they patronisingly and begrudgingly had to be begged to invite in at the last second

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

wd like to remind all Luddites, Trots and ne'er-do-wells that you can become a registered supporter of the Party for 3 quid, and this gives you a vote in the leadership election

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 12:10 (ten years ago)

New list:

Andy Burnham
Yvette Cooper
Jeremy Corbyn
Tristram Hunt
Liz Kendall
Chuka Umunna

Mark G, Monday, 15 June 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/JohnMannMP/status/610403164714627072

So to demonstrate our desire never to win again, Islington's Jeremy Corbyn is now a Labour leadership candidate.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

Mann majority - 8k
Corbyn majority - 21k

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

ohmygod he made me post a Tweet

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)

Annoying "eeeh I'm reet Northern me" blowhards like John Mann can only be a good thing, well done, Jeremy!

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)

Because it's a Friday afternoon and it's sunny outside I had nothing better to do than watch the first half of the leadership "debate", which basically amounted to a string of platitudes punctuated by someone occasionally patronising Jeremy Corbyn.

Liz Kendall really is odious.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 June 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

...and looks like a really gormless supply teacher.

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Friday, 19 June 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)

Poll of general public and Labour party members in Standard yesterday with both sets of responders giving Tony Blair massive lead on previous leader they want the new leader to most resemble.

Probably not a coincidence I dreamt I was graffitiing FUCKING TORY SCUM and GREEDY BASTARDS this morning, and woke up really really angry.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 19 June 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Obi Wan Corbyn
https://mobile.twitter.com/rupephoto/status/623789573471105024

djmartian, Sunday, 26 July 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)

misread that url as 'rudephoto' and was kind of disappointed after clicking through

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Sunday, 26 July 2015 13:09 (nine years ago)

At one contest there were just 25 ballots: nine for Jeremy Corbyn, eight for Andy Burnham, four for Yvette Cooper, and one simply reading “Fuck Kendall”.

lol

sorry, no results found for "Sekal Has To Die" (xelab), Monday, 27 July 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)

On David Cameron: "The most facile, superficial prime minister there's ever been. He just shoots from the hip. He is false. He makes one-off commitments and cannot deliver."

On Boris Johnson: "His is a joke... a public school upper class twit. He plays well in London because they like a cheeky chappie. Can you present Boris Johnson in Preston, in Burnley, in Manchester? No, they just think he's an arsehole."

On why Tony Blair went into Iraq: "...because he fell in love with George Bush".

Any chance of Lord Sewel running for the Labour leadership?

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:07 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jul/28/labour-candidates-attack-predictable-out-of-touch-election-campaign

A devastatingly frank attack on “Labour’s narrow, predictable and out of touch” 2015 election campaign is to be launched on Tuesday by seven of the party’s candidates who failed to win critical swing seats in England in May.

In a joint open letter to the party, they say: “From thousands of doorstep conversations we all heard repeatedly our former leadership was not taken seriously while our purpose and policies failed to resonate with voters.”

The campaign, the authors claim, addressed only “the needy and greedy”, leaving the rest ignored. The party had nothing to say on welfare, business creation or immigration, “sounding as if it was on the side of those that don’t work”.

Surprised Rowenna Davis signed this.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 05:15 (nine years ago)

It turns out she is one of the coordinators behind the Blue Labour movement so not a surprise after all.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 07:04 (nine years ago)

Ha ha, you all lost, now piss off out of the Labour Party.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 09:08 (nine years ago)

at least they have values! horrible, horrible values.

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 09:10 (nine years ago)

I wonder whether people will still be saying that on the doorstep in five years' time when in-work benefits have been obliterated? I wouldn't be remotely surprised if Labour try to fight 2015's election over again in 2020, but it's probably not that sensible given that these are the exact voters the Tories are targeting.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 09:31 (nine years ago)

http://www.newstatesman.com/helen-lewis/2015/07/echo-chamber-social-media-luring-left-cosy-delusion-and-dangerous-insularity

Haven't heard the term "virtue-signalling" before, and I'm sad I have now come across it.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:56 (nine years ago)

Didn't get past the first paragraph tbh.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 14:07 (nine years ago)

She is being melodramatic but ok ;-)

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 14:08 (nine years ago)

lots of theorising about the practice of voting for who you most agree with

ogmor, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 14:25 (nine years ago)

https://www.byline.com/column/11/article/209

This is good, until the last couple of paragraphs at least.

It takes epic levels of stupidity to turn 150,000 new activists, paying money to join your party inspired by one of the leadership candidates, into some sort of crisis because they're the wrong sort of leftie. There is not a party in the world that wouldn't be cheering. It also takes an astounding lack of political antennae to be blind to the fact that, by acting with such naked hostility towards them, you precipitate a split whatever the result.

All this shows a profound lack of understanding about how the political landscape is shaped by all parties, not just the one governing. See how UKIP have defined the European debate. Observe how a young SNP MPs speech can go viral. A vigorous opposition that articulates a clear alternative, can be infinitely more useful that an "electable" one that rolls over on every issue. An effective opposition is an integral part of our democracy and has been sadly absent. We need someone to drag the landscape to the left or, at least, halt its inexorable Thatcherite slide to the right.

To not understand that, is to give free rein to Tories to shape the narrative of the next five years, then win anyway. Just like they did last time, by seeding the idea that a global financial crisis was down to Labour's spending. Not speaking out against that, or not doing it soon enough and vocally enough, is how you end up carving bullshit into headstones a month before the election. If you lack substance, you are de facto reduced to gimmicks.

All this is not to say that I don't think Corbyn is electable. There is a deliberate conflation of "electability" not being someone's primary or striking quality, with them being unelectable. The real question is, I think, why would anyone vote for someone whose only purported virtue is "electability" when they explicitly state they will follow the same destructive, divisive, degrading economic policies?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:07 (nine years ago)

that last paragraph is hard to parse but on the whole OTM.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:12 (nine years ago)

What's also gestured at but not explicitly stated there is - if Burnham/Cooper/Kendall are so attractive to the electorate, then why aren't thousands of people paying their £3.88 and signing up to vote for them?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 19:45 (nine years ago)

wish i could put into words my feelings re this chaos in the same manner as matt dc did in his post cos that totally hits my groove.

thank you MDC.

and yeah, this whole thing re "people signing up to vote for the left = bunch of nutters" is just seriously messed up, and rather depressing.

mark e, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:30 (nine years ago)

Matt's posts on here have been consistently good and he doesn't round down like everyone else. But tbh some of his posts are making me want to actually pay the £3.88.

sorry, no results found for "Sekal Has To Die" (xelab), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)

This is an excellent and pragmatic take on the whole thing https://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/jeremy-gilbert/what-hope-for-labour-and-left-election-80s-and-‘aspiration’

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:52 (nine years ago)

Hmm you may have to copy and paste the link

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:52 (nine years ago)

That's really fucking good.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:03 (nine years ago)

think it's very good on blair's finance capital project. There's a retrospective inevitability to the theory - John Smith is entirely absent - and leads to statements like this, which seems to me an entirely bogus view of how political landscapes form and parties develop:

But the key thing to remember here is that the overall lesson of all this history is that there are no quick fixes. It would have taken 20 years to rebuild the Labour movement after the defeats of '83/'84 (’83 election, miners’ strike). But 20 years is only a fraction of most people’s lifetimes these days, and if we’d gone that route instead of hoping that one more election victory, one more set of compromises with Murdoch, would sort everything out for us, then Labour might not be in the disastrous state it’s in today.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 08:34 (nine years ago)

Hmm.. That just happens to be the paragraph I quoted when I shared it on FB. I'm really not old enough or educated enough to remember the nuances of eighties UK politics, so the essay was quite eye-opening in that respect. Fizzles, could you expand a bit if you have time?

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 08:49 (nine years ago)

I'll speculate that he means this isn't Dune, that there isn't any long term in Modern Politics - though that may of course be news for campaigners for marriage equality, Scottish independence, or indeed the Lib Dems.

(the paragraph is also modified by one that points out that it took 14 years of flailing to get back to power anyway)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 08:59 (nine years ago)

If Corbyn were willing to argue for a change to our antiquated voting system, to work openly with the Greens, Lib Dems, SNP and Plaid Cymru, to tell people the truth that it might well take ten years to build a movement that would really be able to change things, then he might really be able to make things happen. Unfortunately that doesn’t look very likely - it seems more likely he would just do what Labour did in ’83, and go to the country on a radical manifesto which the papers would destroy, and which people would understand intuitively he could not deliver on anyway (cf Greece), because you can’t deliver a radical programme when you haven’t spent years building up support for it in communities up and down the country. That’s not because he’s a bad guy. But I haven’t seen any evidence that he has the kind of strategic imagination necessary to break the deadlock for the left in England.

Also Corbyn has v few people currently in Parliament that are willing to work with him full stop, or people that have any of that kind of long-term strategy.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:02 (nine years ago)

i think that's being taken into account though. he's saying that the only way this will work is by convincing people to start thinking in the long-term, which is almost impossible considering the post-Blair climate of thinking which appears to concentrate almost entirely on winning subsequent elections.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:25 (nine years ago)

Also the number of people willing to work with him will be a function of how close the leadership election turns out to be.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:34 (nine years ago)

nah, it will be a function of how committed to being right wing shitheels his fellow MPs are. i think the answer's "quite committed".

to work openly with the...Lib Dems

lol which one?

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:38 (nine years ago)

The policy I associate most with 'aspiration', which the article fails to pick up on, is the 1979 Tory flagship Right To Buy. As Heseltine said at the time, "There is in this country a deeply ingrained desire for home ownership. The Government believe that this spirit should be fostered. It reflects the wishes of the people, ensures the wide spread of wealth through society, encourages a personal desire to improve and modernize one's own home, enables parents to accrue wealth for their children and stimulates the attitudes of independence and self-reliance that are the bedrock of a free society." That, to me, is one of the neatest summaries of what Kendall, Burnham, Cooper et al *think* they're saying when they blindly spout 'aspiration'.

And it's a fair point to say that fundamentally changed the game in a lot of 80s traditional Labour communities. The beneficiaries of the policy were, at heart, the core Labour vote and whereas they might not have swung wildly to Conservative voting (in fact, in Scotland the vote coalesced around Labour to the point Malcolm Rifkind was the sole Tory MP in an election winning party) it began the thought slide that maybe they weren't all that bad. And that slide allowed the recent move we've seen to a jump in working class communities from left-ish to UKIP which the article identifies; perhaps this should have come as that much of a surprise really though as they're the actual people who might feel that their job could be taken by an immigrant, that the family housed in their street for free don't deserve to be there, that they can't get in to see the doctor because it's just too busy. This is perhaps the very nature of the problem - that the hypothesising over what *should* be done is by people with no real connection to the circumstances of the working class voters. So they romanticise that they're not racists (see also the Blackshirt's targeting of mining communities such as Grimethorpe, as also noted by George Orwell), that they're not sexist, that they're not homophobes, that they are 'we' and so are opposed to the 'not we' by default. In Scotland, the Gordon McMaster scandal should have dispelled all that - instead Helen Liddell got made Scottish Secretary.

The sad truth is that in my experience the overwhelming voting trend in the working class was to vote Labour *because*. No, or very little, thought went into it and similarly little was shared politically with the party. But your dad had voted that way, and maybe your granddad had; the caveat there because despite what people kid themselves Lab and Con voting was largely neck and neck in Scotland until Blair, although the seats won failed to reflect that once the 60s started.

My only real complaint with the article is the continued use of "Tory press". In Scotland at least the so called Labour press was just as bad, I remember the strikers at Timex and Jockey both being called scum on the front pages of the Maxwell-owned Daily Record.

I also think another potential factor is the rise of personality politics. Michael Foot was perpetually being portrayed as scruffy, and that photo of him at the funeral did huge amounts of damage. Kinnock tried to ride the personality wave, but just looked like a tit during the 'expulsion of the Militants' speech and will ultimately be remembered for falling over on the beach, having a slightly fruity wife, and being photoshopped into a lightbulb (which he still claimed was the only thing that lost him the 92 election as late as Alastair Campbell's memoirs).

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:49 (nine years ago)

Its a good piece, puts a lot of the history together in one place, neatly. Ultimtely its pointing to an English Syriza/Podemos type of coalition.

No Lib Dems tho', we are Britishes. xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:52 (nine years ago)

The new intake of Labour MPs seems markedly different to the last few - a lot of them rebelled on child tax credit cuts and that group seemed to be where a lot of the Corbyn nominations were coming from. Any Corbyn shadow cabinet could end up being quite youthful (but also potentially containing a new leader/future PM). Fresh faces are sorely needed because they're getting into real landfill territory right now.

If you forget 1979, during my lifetime a sitting government has only been ejected after a house price crash, which I think explains the timidity, short-sightedness and destructive nature of housing policy for virtually the whole of that time. I think we're heading towards a generational watershed here though, if only because home ownership rates have been trending downwards quite quickly for some time. The closer we get to 50:50 owner-occupied vs rental, the closer we get to a sea-change in voter attitudes.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:55 (nine years ago)

I was wrong about the Rifkind thing there, it was just a collapse of seats to 10.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 10:07 (nine years ago)

I think we're heading towards a generational watershed here though, if only because home ownership rates have been trending downwards quite quickly for some time. The closer we get to 50:50 owner-occupied vs rental, the closer we get to a sea-change in voter attitudes.

Yeah def. A big part of what papers like the Mail jump-off from is housing prices, and they drill down from there.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

just finished reading aldo's post. good stuff, man.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 10:59 (nine years ago)

Yes, although nearly FP'd for giving me terrible Helen Liddell flashbacks..

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:16 (nine years ago)

Lab and Con voting was largely neck and neck in Scotland until Blair, although the seats won failed to reflect that once the 60s started.

Depends on your definition of neck and neck. Labour's lead over the Tories has only dropped below 5% once in General Elections since 1959, and there were double digit leads before Blair, it was 18% in 1987.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:20 (nine years ago)

The LibDems must have eaten into that quite a bit during the Blair years?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:22 (nine years ago)

more like drunk into it

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:41 (nine years ago)

lol too soon?

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:43 (nine years ago)

Actually Tom's kind of right, neck and neck puts it closer than actually was but still far closer than seats returned ever implied.

Lib Dems lost votes in 97, and took the majority of their increased votes from Labour in the two other Blair elections.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:46 (nine years ago)

This "Corbyn can't win an election" stuff is getting out of hand, but it also seems like the only thing they can throw at him.

I don't recall it being anything like this with Ed, and I may be misremembering, but I think he was quite obviously not an election-winner from day one.

stet, Monday, 3 August 2015 16:33 (nine years ago)

People are always reacting against what just happened, I guess. But I think that Corbyn would have stuck out in 2010 just as much as he does today.

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:07 (nine years ago)

The anti rhetoric seems to be going towards he will cause mass inflation with his money printing leftism, rather than he will never get elected at the moment.

xelab, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:12 (nine years ago)

Didn't see it at the time (I rarely bother to look at threads I haven't already got bookmarked), but the quote that Matt DC posted a week ago is spot-on.

A question: there are various mentions of £3.88 (instead of £3) upthread - why is this?

Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:18 (nine years ago)

Also, various people have talked about getting spammed by Labour since signing up. I rounded it up to £5 when I signed up last week and got one acknowledgement e-mail and text message. I've heard nothing since. I've half been expecting them to phone up to quiz me to see if I'm from the SWP or Daily Telegraph.

Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:24 (nine years ago)

They might have rolled back in the light of the complaints but i was getting five or six e-mails a day at one point and am still having to block various accounts three years after leaving.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/aug/05/andy-burnham-renationalise-railways-labour-leadership

Corbyn pushing Burnham to the left a bit.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 11:01 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KplrnlW.png

I'm incredibly sceptical about polls, and YouGov polls in particular, but the gender balance here is interesting.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 07:15 (nine years ago)

multiple x-posts

iI'll speculate that he means this isn't Dune, that there isn't any long term in Modern Politics - though that may of course be news for campaigners for marriage equality, Scottish independence, or indeed the Lib Dems.

(the paragraph is also modified by one that points out that it took 14 years of flailing to get back to power anyway)

― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 08:59 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry, Andrew, very slow to respond - yes, it was partly a Dune thing, but also that the notion of parties going through a conscious rebuilding process, where they don't necessarily expect to be 'competitive' (god, where'd i get that from? the cricket i suspect) for some years, surely isn't a realistic option. parties will jostle for public view and must do so continuously. You hope that they have enough structural intelligence to do that in a way that involves distinguishing themselves from the opposition, while staying relevant (another bad word), rather than trying to win exactly the same arguments in exactly the same way ('managerial competence') over the same small terroirs of swing public opinion. But clearly they don't and haven't.

Separately, Matt DC's point about ownership/rental seems crucial. Question though, as I'm totally ignorant of this sort of thing: ownership represents a huge one-off transfer of wealth to a part of the population that isn't going to age out - or die out - before their children require places to live, so you'd expect rental/ownership levels to become more equal, as you say. However, at some point, that wealth will be transferred to a segment of the population (obviously leaving a significant number still f'ed). Is your point that by this stage, because the original valuation of property was so obscenely unconnected with, well, anything really, that it will have significantly devalued and therefore realising that 'wealth' will result in generational loss? But wouldn't that be accompanied by a drop in property prices? Or is my question ill-founded?

Also, that Burnham thing being spun as renationalisation - letting public bid on expiry of contracts doesn't exactly feel quite what it's been painted as in the mainstream media.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 08:34 (nine years ago)

I was just hearing more of the same sour griping on the radio about entryism, left-wingers, saboteurs, one-issue mischief makers, a party isn't a bus etc. I forgot who it was but he was incredulous that someone joining Labour to vote for Corbyn said they wouldn't vote for Kendall if she was the leader, it sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Given that Corbyn is probably going to piss this contest I was wondering how can they steal this result off him? Are they just going to lose a load of his votes or declare him a void runner?

xelab, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:08 (nine years ago)

I didn't realise quite what an awful state the labour party was in until I joined

ogmor, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:23 (nine years ago)

They barred Ken Loach from voting as an entryist.

I'm still not convinced Corbyn will win but he'll come close enough and be so far ahead on first preferences whoever does will look ridiculous.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:27 (nine years ago)

whoever wins will be ridiculous. since this election started these middle class Tory lite fucks have demonstrated exactly why they'll never let the party go and who their real enemy is, and i've never seen them more energized than fighting to keep socialism out

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:31 (nine years ago)

https://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-12-at-18-48-26.png?w=540&h=134

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 18:09 (nine years ago)

sorry this is making me irrationally radge and i wd like to apologize for classist slurs

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 18:13 (nine years ago)

Fucking Guardian: a) this fake story at all and b) "Guardian has been told by sources present that the meeting raised more questions than it answered, and at least three of the camps are in touch with each other to discuss their concerns about the running of the contest." Sadly the source's X-ray goggles failed at that point and we may never know which three camps those were.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/aug/11/labour-leadership-campaign-teams-reassure-them-integrity-ballot

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 18:15 (nine years ago)

All we need is Tony threatening to set fire to himself if Corbyn wins to get a proper 75% landslide.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 18:16 (nine years ago)

Blair has bigger concerns to worry about. The Chilcot report could drop at any time over the next few years and I'd rather have someone with clean hands and principles leading Labour when it does, because *that* will be the saving of the party.

slideshow bob (suzy), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:15 (nine years ago)

I am (probably naively) hanging on to the possibility of a Corbyn victory, putting faith in betting markets and polls is fraught with disappointment but the indications are that he is a real contender. I don't know shit about about the type of subterfuge that will be employed against him or the voting system but I still live in hope.

Thinking about Ken Loach getting blocked as an entryist, it reminded me of a 90's interview with him. He said something like "it took me five years to see through Wilson but I had Blair's number after five minutes"

xelab, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:28 (nine years ago)

if the labour party are heading for annihilation, then these blairite scumbags and their empty politics of fear are as big a reason as anything. they're literally just saying "the name of our party isn't the tories" - that's all they have. total scum and as bad as anything in government right now.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:33 (nine years ago)

the flailing desperation of it is v reminiscent of the us republicans or something...

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:37 (nine years ago)

it's bizarre.

idk if they don't sabotage themselves more with each more desperate step tho?

irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:31 (nine years ago)

sure they make themselves look more and more like what they are, but you get the feeling they'd break the party up rather than allow it to fall into the hands of dangerous lefties anyway

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:35 (nine years ago)

Oh I've no doubt about that

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:42 (nine years ago)

can understand loach not being given a vote

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/27/ken-loach-labour-failed-left-new-party

there is a surreal - or more properly: nonsensical - element to the leadership debate in that, other than corbyn, the candidates want to commit themselves to as little as possible. to utterly hide their ideas and avoid playing their hand - they'll make their policy announcements once they're elected and have done enough market research in key marginal to know what their positions should be. they don't stand for anything, other than electability and vehement opposition to corbyn.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:49 (nine years ago)

Couldn't care less about Ken Loach not getting a vote tbh.

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:51 (nine years ago)

corbyn would be an electoral disaster, im fairl sure. but what are the chances of say andy burnham being elected pm and putting forward a program of legislation that pursues progressive aims, bolsters public services, protects the environment, etc? it's zero obviously.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:55 (nine years ago)

A friend of a friend went off on her Facebook wall - I'd actually been not looking into Corbyn's policies just because there didn't seem any reason to considering his opposition, but he was aghast at "renationalising railways, getting the Bank of England to print money for infrastructure projects, closer ties to Russia, closer ties to known terrorist groups* and a general soft response to terrorism in general, higher taxes for the rich (who he seems to define as anyone on more than £50k) etc" and I thought oh good, I'm fine with all of that.

*IE he once described Hamas and Hezbollah as "our friends" in a specific context.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:57 (nine years ago)

The main reason he was a hate figure in the late eighties and early nineties was his willingness to meet with Sinn Fein to look at political solutions to the NI situation prior to the ceasefire being announced.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:05 (nine years ago)

if he wins the leadership - he won't - we'll be in for the kind of spectacular media vilification that only those of us old enough to remember politics in the 80s will have seen before. the current smear campaign will look like nothing.

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:08 (nine years ago)

xp Which the government of the time was up to back then, also do you remember several Northern Irish actors made bank throughout that time by dubbing their voices over SF/IRA figures because Thatcher had banned their real voices? As a London newbie I found that really, really bizarre.

NV, why do you think he won't win? Shenanigans?

slideshow bob (suzy), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:10 (nine years ago)

in the end i suspect the "anybody but Corbyn" campaign will have enough strength to stop him. and failing that, shenanigans.

on a lighter note, here's some footage of the government's Sinn Fein voice ban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:18 (nine years ago)

I'm old enough to remember the donkey jacket. I suppose the difference now is that "national institutions" like The Graun + the beeb will also be chipping in with the right wing press.

xelab, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:19 (nine years ago)

Yvette Cooper: “So tell me what you think is more radical. Bringing back clause IV, spending billions of pounds we haven’t got switching control of some power stations from a group of white middle-aged men in an energy company to a group of white middle-aged men in Whitehall, as Jeremy wants? Or extending SureStart, giving mothers the power and confidence to transform their own lives and transform their children’s lives for years to come?

shocking fake-feminism here

Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:12 (nine years ago)

looooooool omg

imago, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:20 (nine years ago)

IKR? I don't doubt she is actually a feminist but that statement is a bullshit remix of identity politics.

Corbyn's female support is c. 60 per cent of his total because women are worse off under austerity policies than men.

slideshow bob (suzy), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:23 (nine years ago)

I was listening to Burnham trying to play it cool earlier and project his own brand of "radicalism" with added "economic credibility". Doing it without slagging off Corbyn was his trick, not much of a trick when you sound just as hollow + fucking desperate as the others

xelab, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago)

This > "corbyn would be an electoral disaster, im fairl sure. but what are the chances of say andy burnham being elected pm and putting forward a program of legislation that pursues progressive aims, bolsters public services, protects the environment, etc? it's zero obviously."

Except I'm not really sure that he would be any more of an electoral disaster than anyone else currently aiming for the job.

djh, Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:03 (nine years ago)

i used to work for SureStart, i'll try and explain why Yvette Cooper is a liar and a hypocrite later

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:12 (nine years ago)

welp

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/13/guardian-view-labour-leadership-choice-yvette-cooper-jeremy-corbyn

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:58 (nine years ago)

also, i joined the labour party

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:59 (nine years ago)

winning over tory voters vs winning over people who didn't bother/couldn't bring themselves to vote

pandemic, Friday, 14 August 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)

/:

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:05 (nine years ago)

Idk how you can expect a country to vote for you if you are struggling to command much more than 15% of your own party's backing. Cooper might be the safest pair of hands as PM but her inability to put forward any kind of case being leader is damning.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:26 (nine years ago)

called Blair a war criminal on his Facebook appeal last night, unhelpful but v satisfying

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)

the Graun is fucking farcical isn't it? "we must harness all these newly energised supporters by telling them we're ignoring their vision for the Party and spinning harder on Blairism"

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/left-winger-jeremy-corbyn-is-first-choice-for-londoners-a2633546.html

Moreover, he is more popular with the better-off ABC1 social classes, among both younger and older people, and those who voted Ukip or Liberal Democrat at the general election.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 14 August 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)

More lolz @ Mirror going for Burnham.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 14 August 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)

"among both younger and older people"?

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)

middle aged middle england vs jeremy corbyn

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)

Half suspect the Guardian going for Cooper is down to them knowing she is the least likely of the serious candidates to win so they can continue their campaign against Labour without dropping a stitch when Burnham gets in.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:51 (nine years ago)

is Cooper unlikely? i haven't been checking polls but i think i half-assumed she would end up being the default "stop the lefty" candidate. what a flatulent status quo bore of a leader Burnham wd make

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:09 (nine years ago)

Except I'm not really sure that he would be any more of an electoral disaster than anyone else currently aiming for the job.

It may be wishful thinking but I think Corbyn is electable. I read an article last week by Ken Livingstone in the Evening Standard where he said the same (and he mentioned that he supported Healey over Foot because he didn't believe Foot was electable, despite agreeing with him on policy).

But the thing that worries me is what will happen once the Daily Mail etc. (if Corbyn becomes leader) start hammering in earnest that he 'supports terrorism'. It has the potential to drive significant numbers of people away (not his supporters but the middle-ground 'backing our troops' people, for whom 'support' of the IRA is a red flag; I know he didn't support the IRA outright, but I believe in a recent interview he stopped short of an explicit condemnation of their bombing campaigns -- he needs to be careful).

dubmill, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:19 (nine years ago)

Well sometime before 2020 we may well have Sinn Fein in power in Dublin, so..

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:20 (nine years ago)

xxp, she's 13/2 (Burham is 4/1) and a lot of the polling suggests she's a fair way behind him on first preferences. I don't know how many Corbyn supporters are going to actively favour her for a second preference.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:21 (nine years ago)

ShariVari, what makes you say that the Guardian are campaigning against Labour (I don't know if they are or not - and if they are, why are they against Labour, and who or what are they favouring instead - the Lib Dems?)

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:24 (nine years ago)

Was discussing Corbyn with left-leaning friend but he was worried about the policy of leaving NATO being a step too far even for him, while broadly agreeing with Corbyn's other policies. I don't think I've actually come across anything stating what Corbyn's actual policies are, though. Lots of articles from his opponents claiming all sorts of things of course.

Corbyn has said he would like the UK to leave NATO, but that's not the same as it being a policy, much like he said he would like to abolish the monarchy but wouldn't actually pursue it if he won. I kinda agree with my friend that a policy of the UK leaving NATO is not going to win him many votes tbh.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)

Well sometime before 2020 we may well have Sinn Fein in power in Dublin, so..

I guess there comes a point where most people are too young to remember the IRA bombings in a vivid way (or, if they're older, they've forgotten and/or it's not a live issue for them). Still not sure, though, if it could be a powerful weapon against him (and, to a lesser extent, support of Palestinian paramilitary groups, and a 'soft' atttitude to Putin). These are all things that are seriously at odds with the mainstream view that people get bombarded with.

dubmill, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:39 (nine years ago)

Corbyn has said he would like the UK to leave NATO, but that's not the same as it being a policy

Without being too conspiratorial, I don't think this is something Corbyn (or anyone in government) would be allowed to pursue. It would be explained to him behind the scenes that it's not an option.

dubmill, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)

ShariVari, what makes you say that the Guardian are campaigning against Labour (I don't know if they are or not - and if they are, why are they against Labour, and who or what are they favouring instead - the Lib Dems?)

They backed the Lib Dems in 2010 and went out of their way to undermine / attack Miliband throughout his leadership. It certainly looks like a lot of their editorial team are Lib Dems at heart.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)

Corbyn has said he would like the UK to leave NATO, but that's not the same as it being a policy, much like he said he would like to abolish the monarchy but wouldn't actually pursue it if he won.

Indeed, he'll only be leader of the Labour Party, not Tsar of all the Russias, furthermore a leader uninterested in the Presidential style garbage we've been served up with for the last couple of decades.

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:48 (nine years ago)

Corbyn has said he would like the UK to leave NATO, but that's not the same as it being a policy, much like he said he would like to abolish the monarchy but wouldn't actually pursue it if he won. I kinda agree with my friend that a policy of the UK leaving NATO is not going to win him many votes tbh.

i think this is a sorta weird angle on his feelings about nato, which are that he thinks nato is outmoded & probably should have been replaced at the end of the cold war. like he'd be agitating for a modernised nato equivalent, or affiliation with a body with a similar mandate, moreso than just bailing on nato, afaict.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:58 (nine years ago)

Yes, that's kinda what I was expecting, that this whole "he wants to leave NATO! he's crazy!" thing is probably not based on much other than taking comments out of context

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 14 August 2015 14:11 (nine years ago)

I suppose it's too much to ask for my fellow journalists not to turn out-of-context comments about NATO etc into headlines when there are no policies remotely like that in the Corbyn offer. Also, in my FB universe, I am on the point of delivering a steaming cup of STFU to a certain politician's son, using useful facts about Corbyn eg. 'will never be in a position to be rumbled taking cash for questions'.

slideshow bob (suzy), Friday, 14 August 2015 14:40 (nine years ago)

I don't think I've actually come across anything stating what Corbyn's actual policies are, though.

There's stuff here, including this.

JimD, Friday, 14 August 2015 15:59 (nine years ago)

ha one of his policies is to introduce a 30C maximum working temperature, that's it I'm sold

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 14 August 2015 16:13 (nine years ago)

protects the environment, etc? it's zero obviously."

Except I'm not really sure that he would be any more of an electoral disaster than anyone else currently aiming for the job.

― djh

he's not even been elected yet and the press/cybertories are seriously playing up supposed links to the ira, hamas, hezbollah, radical islamists.

and given how much a pasting "red ed" got for his centrist platform - with some mild redistributive measures - how is a bona fide old labour socialist going to be portrayed in print?

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 16:28 (nine years ago)

Coogan is calling Corbyn a "laughable oddity" in the graun, pretty fucking rich coming from a pathetic old cokehead/lothario sleaze who nobody finds funny any more.

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:03 (nine years ago)

Coogan is still funny obv

Fuck him tho

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:13 (nine years ago)

is he pals with burnham irl? similar backgrounds: both labourite, working-class, catholic, from lancashire.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:17 (nine years ago)

^^^I think that has to have something to do with it.

slideshow bob (suzy), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:25 (nine years ago)

they both elicit a kind of if I hand one bullet i'd line them up and make it count type of response in me. I hate mediocre comedians and vapid professional politicians equally.

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:30 (nine years ago)

I am seriously projecting here because I am a miserable old bastard, ignore me :P

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:36 (nine years ago)

So is Coogan.

Coogan is still funny obv

About as funny as Rob Brydon.

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:38 (nine years ago)

there's no need for that kind of abuse

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:42 (nine years ago)

he's not even been elected yet and the press/cybertories are seriously playing up supposed links to the ira, hamas, hezbollah, radical islamists.

and given how much a pasting "red ed" got for his centrist platform - with some mild redistributive measures - how is a bona fide old labour socialist going to be portrayed in print?

― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, August 14, 2015 1:28 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like there's a kind of zen submission to this as well, though; strategising everything through the lens of what the tory press will make of it yields so much ground, & sort of proceeds according to the idea that any of it is measured, ie that their critique of JC would be comparable to that of ed but amplified in proportion to the degree to which JC's liberalism (w/e) is greater. & i think it's more likely that everyone will just get the exact same bullshit with words swapped around. it's like republican superlatives attached to obama, it's just free association, it can't really be meaningfully addressed i don't think.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:56 (nine years ago)

Corbyn is doing a good job of playing "just the policies, ma'am" at the moment, but that is largely because he's speaking to an audience that mostly won't be swayed by media black ops. if he were to become leader of the Party - he won't - then he and his people might have to do something to address the ongoing character assassination from the Tory press (that's all of the press, basically) because they will throw everything at him as long as he's there

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:06 (nine years ago)

- he won't -
If you are that certain there is a fortune to be made on the betting exchanges, the other worthless fuckers are 4/1, 8/1 + 125/1, how come none of the shrewdies are jumping on this yet?

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:17 (nine years ago)

merely innoculating my own expectations against the counter-revolution

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:19 (nine years ago)

it is so weird looking at the first post in this thread and realising that it is from only 3 months ago. did anyone put a bet on Corbyn winning when the bookmakers were still giving odds of 200/1 or whatever it was?

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:20 (nine years ago)

Why do you say he won't? If he wins 50% of the vote, which is looking pretty likely, how can he not? You said up throat that the PLP will pull out all the stops - but the latest stop being pulled out is that, ahem, Gordon Brown is going to make a speech - or resort to shenanigans but the PLP couldn't run a menodge. They are fucking this up so badly, it's breathtaking.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:21 (nine years ago)

Xposts.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:21 (nine years ago)

Up throat!

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:22 (nine years ago)

i've just explained why i keep saying it - hope is dangerous

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:26 (nine years ago)

I've checked and this thread was started two days after Dan Jarvis ruled himself out, which feels like a lifetime ago. I'd forgotten that people were talking up Tristram Hunt

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:30 (nine years ago)

However, in the Survation poll, in which people were shown short video clips of the candidates, Corbyn scored the highest for seeming in touch with ordinary people at 57%, trustworthy at 40%, intelligent at 79%, and most likely to fare the best in a television debate against David Cameron at 33%. Burnham scored highest for seeming tough at 43%, and Kendall for seeming normal at 69%.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:35 (nine years ago)

Seeming normal but not actually being normal.

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:36 (nine years ago)

i've yet to witness either.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago)

Has anyone here been phoned up by Labour HQ yet to verify their credentials?

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:41 (nine years ago)

I am not into shaming people but Kendall has this permanent mean spirited scowl which I would say say she wasn't born with, it is a type of institutional "roughness" like as an electrician, when I did 6 years of house bashing, I became institutionally rough.

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:46 (nine years ago)

Kendall's ex-other half IE the tall comedian Greg Davies says on twitter that he is recording an album with Billy Bragg, is this true?

https://twitter.com/gdavies/status/631557179036835840?lang=en

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)

It's true: twitter really does say that

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:54 (nine years ago)

Well, that swings it!

Mark G, Saturday, 15 August 2015 00:54 (nine years ago)

IIRC, the couple split up well before the beginning of the contest.

slideshow bob (suzy), Saturday, 15 August 2015 06:27 (nine years ago)

NOT A GOOD LOOK: crediting one of your manifesto's proposals to billy bragg

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 15 August 2015 10:18 (nine years ago)

hey, he's a senior Lib Dem figure

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2015 10:18 (nine years ago)

i actually googled that. i was struck by a sudden fear you were serious.

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 15 August 2015 10:22 (nine years ago)

never forget, never forgive

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 August 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

so, shenanigans

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Monday, 17 August 2015 09:57 (nine years ago)

Failed shenanigans by all accounts, but who in these days thinks "Let's do what Peter Mandelson thinks!"?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 August 2015 10:05 (nine years ago)

my grandad, who was a pretty mild-tempered man who didn't often talk about politics, once said that the first thing the Labour government shd've done in 1964 was had the remaining Tory MPs shot, pour discourager les autres. feel much the same way about 9 tenths of the PLP right now.

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 10:10 (nine years ago)

the "seeming normal" thing is actually hilarious. like it's just accepted politicians are replicants who will only score a 5 or 6 out of 10 on their ability to walk among humans

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 17 August 2015 10:20 (nine years ago)

Over the past few days two different strategies have emerged, which have been dubbed the "Free French” and the "Maquis” strategies.
The Free French strategy involves effectively withdrawing all support from Corbyn. MPs will not serve in his shadow cabinet, they will not observe the whip, they will not be bound by any sense of collective responsibility to the official party line. Those advocating that strategy are being compared to De Gaulle and those French forces that retreated into exile in Britain, then returned to the French continent on D-Day to liberate their homeland.

The Maquis strategy involves “staying behind enemy lines and fighting”, according to one MP. Existing members of the shadow cabinet will organise slates, and stand for election in the shadow cabinet elections Corbyn has pledged to reintroduce. From here they will oppose Corbyn’s more radical policy initiatives and start to construct an independent base from within the PLP and the wider Labour party, which they will use to strike out against him when they judge the time is right.

A lot of attention has been focused over the past 48 hours on the announcement that Chuka Umunna and Tristram Hunt that they are setting up a “resistance cell” called the “Common Good Group”. Although technically this would make them members of the Free French army, not the Maquis.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11805916/Labour-MPs-are-now-preparing-to-go-underground-to-resist-the-Corbyn-regime.html

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2015 11:13 (nine years ago)

It all depends on who has the best dub plates.

Mark G, Monday, 17 August 2015 11:16 (nine years ago)

Liz Kendall finds supporter:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/aug/17/david-miliband-electing-jeremy-corbyn-risks-one-party-tory-state

Miliband in favour of two-party Tory state etc.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 August 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)

Weird timing to be backing the 150/1 outsider unless he thinks the leadership contest isn't going to be over when the votes are counted. I'd have thought that whatever marginal influence he has is just going to draw votes away from Burnham and Cooper.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2015 13:39 (nine years ago)

think we have to assume at this stage that these idiots really believe in the invisible difference of their preferred advocate of neoliberalism

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 13:42 (nine years ago)

'draw votes away' doesn't matter that much in the leadership election though - Kendall/Cooper/Burnham/Corbyn and Cooper/Kendall/Burnham/Corbyn are both effective for the ABC crowd.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 August 2015 14:05 (nine years ago)

All this talk about offering policies that are 'financially viable' makes me reach for my

https://img1.etsystatic.com/017/0/6337680/il_570xN.498770417_ki4l.jpg

shirt.

Mark G, Monday, 17 August 2015 14:09 (nine years ago)

it's like there's a contest to see who can react to corbyn's popularity in the stupidest, most self-defeating way

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:55 (nine years ago)

it's like a perfect distillation of the european-wide disconnect between elites and rank-and-file

"no, THIS is what you should think"

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:57 (nine years ago)

'draw votes away' doesn't matter that much in the leadership election though - Kendall/Cooper/Burnham/Corbyn and Cooper/Kendall/Burnham/Corbyn are both effective for the ABC crowd.

This is true to some extent but if the best case ABC scenario is Corbyn winning around 45% of the vote and losing on second preferences, for the next leader to have any credibility I think they need to be pulling in something around the upper twenties. I'd have thought picking one of the candidates to rally behind would make more sense than a doomed attempt to make Kendall happen even if it didn't materially affect the outcome when the preferences are tallied.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:29 (nine years ago)

for the next leader to have any credibility

They won't.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 August 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)

Yes, I almost typed "(lol)" after writing that but I guess they have to try. The party is probably doomed either way.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)

I just had a phone call from a man working for Yvette Cooper's campaign asking me if I'd decided who to vote for yet, I told him that I'd already voted and put Corbyn as my first preference. then he asked me who I'd put as my second preference and I told him that I voted for Cooper as my second preference, and he thanked me for the second preference, but I kind of got the impression he thought I was just pretending to have put Cooper as my second preference because I was embarrassed? I was telling the truth, though. anyway, the whole thing was awkward.

authentic plastic rat (soref), Monday, 17 August 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)

I was kind of worried he was going to shout at me when I told him that I'd voted for Corbyn

authentic plastic rat (soref), Monday, 17 August 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)

four teenagers on channel 4 news right now, each repping for one of the leadership contenders, Kendall supporter giving some amazing side-eye to the Corbyn supporter

authentic plastic rat (soref), Monday, 17 August 2015 18:41 (nine years ago)

was funny to each of them trotting out their candidate's sound bites

cathy newman is terrible

conrad, Monday, 17 August 2015 20:06 (nine years ago)

Channel 4 News is terrible.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Monday, 17 August 2015 20:19 (nine years ago)

http://averypublicsociologist.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/gordon-brown-and-power.html

decent piece that identifies some of the glaring deficiencies in new Labour thinking

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 20:20 (nine years ago)

was funny to each of them trotting out their candidate's sound bites

I know, right? I think the Cooper supporter actually did the 'no good Keynesian would ever call for it' bit from her speech the other day word-for-word

authentic plastic rat (soref), Monday, 17 August 2015 20:22 (nine years ago)

xp also a reminder that, for all that Blair is the greater evil, it was Brown that came up with "hard working families" as the only unit of political merit.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 August 2015 22:56 (nine years ago)

'British jobs for British workers', another of his greatest hits.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Monday, 17 August 2015 23:00 (nine years ago)

He was also responsible for the "Hits Greatest Stiffs" album title. True, dat..

Mark G, Monday, 17 August 2015 23:13 (nine years ago)

lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11808589/Yvette-Cooper-Andy-Burnham-is-too-similar-to-Jeremy-Corbyn-and-must-step-aside.html

URL says it all.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 07:24 (nine years ago)

that sort of comic instinct deserves a place in the spotlight

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 07:42 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsYvkTw4Rg

stet, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:47 (nine years ago)

work to be proud of, newsnight

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:10 (nine years ago)

Terry Dicks may have been an awful racist bigot, but at least he wouldn't have put up with crap like this:

http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/main-topics/general-news/tory-mp-shelbrooke-vows-to-wear-onesie-for-commons-vote-1-6373367

authentic plastic rat (soref), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:13 (nine years ago)

jeez, didn't realise that Dicks is still alive

authentic plastic rat (soref), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:15 (nine years ago)

Purges be happenin'..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2015 09:53 (nine years ago)

Show trials next.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 09:54 (nine years ago)

Peter Mandelson as judge and executioner.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2015 10:02 (nine years ago)

Aug 21 1940 - Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky fatally wounded by Stalinist agent in exile.

Never forget..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2015 10:07 (nine years ago)

Owen Hatherley was rejected as an entryist despite, in his words, never having "been a member of anything other than the NUJ and Crohn's & Colitis Society".

They also managed to block someone who stood for election for them in May.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:08 (nine years ago)

maybe i'm secluded in my world of entryist people but it does seem that naebdy's getting in

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:15 (nine years ago)

That stable door is well bolted, for sure.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)

Any journalists looking into rejections, does anyone know?

emil.y, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)

Some guy on twitter is building a DB to get some numbers etc.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:59 (nine years ago)

Owen Jones & George Monbiot seem to be involved with that too, at least in terms of publicising it.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:00 (nine years ago)

Yeah looks like it will be reported on..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)

Yeah, just spotted mention of the guy with the database. Going to pass this info on.

emil.y, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)

http://labouroflatte.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/purge-away.html

http://i.imgur.com/JRDwEap.jpg?1

You too could be called a star by the compliance unit.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)

pay £3 for full stasi privileges

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:47 (nine years ago)

they're handling this more clumsily than metallica faced illegal downloading

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:44 (nine years ago)

Blair-Iraq levels of mishandling imo

nashwan, Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:49 (nine years ago)

wau

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:13 (nine years ago)

the lack of foresight to allow just anyone to put in a few quid online and then be able to vote in the leadership election, compounded by the heavy-handed and incompetent policing of said campaign really beggars belief.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:16 (nine years ago)

incredible stuff

irl lol (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:25 (nine years ago)

xp am i right in thinking that format was one of ed miliband's gestures to the left, making labour a party of the people again etc etc? and what a disaster for the plp that it actually worked

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:58 (nine years ago)

I think it was a gesture to the right - there was a panic a few years ago about the influence of unions over the leadership (lol) so they ditched the electoral college and went to one member one vote with union members having to opt in rather than being counted automatically.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 August 2015 21:10 (nine years ago)

Yeah, it was an attempt to placate the right by limiting the power of the unions in the choosing of a leader... blown up in their faces hilariously.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)

As someone suggested upthread it is deffo a timely period to re-watch Bleasdale's GBH and it has aged very well.

xelab, Thursday, 20 August 2015 21:23 (nine years ago)

JeremyCorbyn4Leader ‏@Corbyn4Leader 9 mins9 minutes ago

Just a reminder that if you've been rejected as a member, affiliated or reg supporter,please email i✧✧✧@jeremyforlab✧✧✧.c✧✧ with the details

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 August 2015 10:11 (nine years ago)

The Stalinist bot that runs ILX has blocked that email! :-)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 August 2015 10:12 (nine years ago)

have those voting received their ballot emails yet? i haven't.

Stop counting smart one. (dog latin), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

lol.

To go back to the thread's initial question, the only person in Labour who looks anything like a winner from this colossal clusterfuck is Chris Mullin, cos A Very British Coup is getting some hustle.

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:26 (nine years ago)

Incidentally, I like to imagine the Compliance Unit calling people 'Star' in Jamaican patois

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:30 (nine years ago)

disagree, Corbyn has played this far better than i expected so far, whatever the outcome

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:32 (nine years ago)

Chris Mullin is a fucking idiot.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 August 2015 10:37 (nine years ago)

:-/ u ok hun?

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:39 (nine years ago)

Corbyn has played this far better than i expected so far, whatever the outcome

I agree. He has done very well. I like that he hasn't got involved in personal sniping with his critics and opponents. But this Iraq war apology thing is a mis-step in my opinion. Not that people mocking him on Twitter for it can hurt him, but such an 'official apology', if enacted, would be the kind of empty gesture or feelgood PR move that I was impressed that he seemed to want to get away from.

dubmill, Friday, 21 August 2015 10:51 (nine years ago)

kinda want to mail a list of people to that labour address. gerry adams, david cameron, jan moir, john terry.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:52 (nine years ago)

xp

the apology for the war is part of distancing himself and, if he's leader, the Labour party from the soon-to-be-very-discredited-indeed Blair administration. it might just be for show but it's also a neat reminder that some of his fellow candidates are nicely implicated in that bullshit.

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:56 (nine years ago)

i kinda think it looks bad though, he clearly wasn't responsible. i don't think people are associating it with him.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 August 2015 10:57 (nine years ago)

the apology for the war is part of distancing himself and, if he's leader, the Labour party from the soon-to-be-very-discredited-indeed Blair administration. it might just be for show but it's also a neat reminder that some of his fellow candidates are nicely implicated in that bullshit.

I see what you mean. But needs to be handled carefully so it doesn't seem too sentimental and feelgoody. But do you see Corbyn being able (if he became PM) to extricate Britain from (or lessen) its participation in such wars in the future? Presumably that is what he would want.

dubmill, Friday, 21 August 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

i don't see any public appetite for foreign adventures so i don't think it would be hard to refuse any invitations that didn't come through the UN. it's not like we rode into Iraq on a wave of popular jingoism in the first place.

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 August 2015 11:11 (nine years ago)

True. There's Islamic State, though. Not sure how that's going to end up. Incidentally, haven't heard much about the main military side of that recently (only the beheading of that archaeologist the other day; and the recent Turkish air attacks).

dubmill, Friday, 21 August 2015 11:22 (nine years ago)

I think the idea of the apology is fucking sweet, but then I read it as an exercise in rubbing these New Labour cunts noses in it, and I am all about that.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Friday, 21 August 2015 11:25 (nine years ago)

Next step, arrest warrants for Blair, Jack Straw etc etc.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Friday, 21 August 2015 11:27 (nine years ago)

I think the idea of the apology is fucking sweet ... Next step, arrest warrants for Blair, Jack Straw etc etc.

Yes, I'm changing my mind now. Better move than I thought.

dubmill, Friday, 21 August 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)

I got the email for me to vote a couple of days ago - I think as a 'supporter' I don't get a mail ballot? Was surprised I wasn't rejected tbh - was a member of SSP and various Marxist groups. Never a member of the CP though, which might make the difference.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 12:36 (nine years ago)

got mine, it's okay!

yeast mode (dog latin), Friday, 21 August 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)

i like how everyone's writing these columns about how they're disappointed this nominee for the leadership of a party 5 years away from power at best does not have a committed set of policies that he'd be ready to enact tomorrow

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 August 2015 14:40 (nine years ago)

looks like the incident when my brother was tricked&misrepresented into standing as a conservative candidate in a local election (which is obviously the single most hilarious thing that i have ever known to happen) may well prevent him from voting in this

ogmor, Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:02 (nine years ago)

it does seem hard to justify the vague criteria of supporting another political party at any time. they have happily accepted defecting MPs before, allegedly want to win tory votes, but then don't want to let them have a say in anything once they arrive

ogmor, Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:07 (nine years ago)

Xp explain? Hahaha

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:19 (nine years ago)

Yes, this sounds amazing.

They've apparently blocked over 3000 people and there was speculation that they were only 20% of the way through the vetting process a few days ago. It looks like anyone recorded as telling canvassers they weren't voting Labour in May is being automatically struck off the list in some areas. You don't necessarily have to have said you were voting for someone else. In Rochdale, for example, anyone not wishing to vote for the racist clown who holds that seat but who still wants to be part of the Labour party is out - currently 25% of the people who applied to vote.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:44 (nine years ago)

The papers were hinting that the blocking and vetting is being carried out deliberately in a ridiculous way so that it will inevitably lead to a challenge in the courts or elsewhere, enabling the party apparatchiks to declare the leadership contest void.

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Saturday, 22 August 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

xp as you might imagine it's a slightly convoluted story and my favourite thing about it is that however he has tried to explain it the story still makes no sense whatsoever. anyway, I'm by the sea in somerset waiting for a lift to arrive so I'll offer a totally unenligtening overview: he works in a two-person business in a small rural town, and it was relatively early on when he was still on best behaviour, finding his feet, trying to placate his let's say unpredictable boss, and doing his best to make polite conversation with the various local people who would just wander into his office to complain about sheep prices/the government/outsiders, or try to get him to join the rotary club etc.

at the end of a working day one of his boss's associates ('friends' seems like a push for this sort of small town sustained mutual acknowledgement) arrives a little anxious and explains that he's in a tight spot wrt organizing the upcoming local election as he's short of a candidate or two, just a formality you understand, need to make up the numbers but oh, wait a minute, here's a crazy idea, could you do me a big favour and just fill out a form? i happen to have brought one with me. thank you so much. do you have a preference for political party? that's fine I'll just put you down as an independent. you're a life-saver, ok, got to run!

my brother is already quite embarrassed by this turn of events and resolves to forget about it but clearly keeps a vague eye on local news before very coyly telling me a couple of months later "i think i might have stood for election as a conservative" which was naturally the most amazing thing i had ever heard. googled a bit and could only find a few scattered bits of copypasta but they all had him down as a tory, getting about 300 votes for his ward. he remains supremely mortified but I'm sure great political careers have been built on less

ogmor, Saturday, 22 August 2015 10:15 (nine years ago)

That is an amazing story.

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Saturday, 22 August 2015 10:19 (nine years ago)

i always knew he was an entryist

ogmor, Saturday, 22 August 2015 10:24 (nine years ago)

that's brilliant

the unseemliness of the vetting procedure beggars belief - basically anybody who can be identified as ever having bad-mouthed the party or any of its members, however corrupt, useless or off-message. my radge is gradually turning into amusement as Corbyn's campaign continues undamaged, but the sheer stupid dishonesty and lack of acknowledgement of the Labour party's history as a coalition of leftish interest groups and sub-parties is shocking, whether that lack of acknowledgement is thru ignorance, willful denial or desperate carpetbagging.

i can't think of anybody who's opposed Corbyn publicly who hasn't made themself look like a crook, an idiot or a stooge.

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 August 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

This a very amusing story, but you know the Labour Party did the same thing to my father in the early 70s. He was supposed to be a paper candidate but the story who had won every election for the previous century dropped dead of a heart attack on the eve of the election and my Dad's 300 votes got him elected to the County Council. He ended up serving two terms, the second of which he won in his own right.

So the moral of both stories is, be careful what forms you fill in!

Suggest Autobahn (Branwell with an N), Saturday, 22 August 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

haha wow, how common is this? an interesting insight into hiw much bluff and bluster is required to keep the decorum of local democracy in tact

ogmor, Saturday, 22 August 2015 11:19 (nine years ago)

The "Sorted by best" comment section is interesting, basically "what a load of tripe"

Mark G, Sunday, 23 August 2015 10:06 (nine years ago)

1-000-days-destroyed-Britain-brilliant-imagining

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 23 August 2015 10:16 (nine years ago)

it's as though no one can believe that anyone in their right mind is voting Corbyn because they genuinely agree with him and believe in his values.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:44 (nine years ago)

good comment on guardian article:

The entire frame of the Corbyn debate has - I was going to say: has become weird - but it's been weird from the start.

There's all this anticipated chin-rubbing umming and ahhing about whether he'd be able to win an election now: when he hasn't even won the party leadership yet and the next election is years away.

There's all this pretend-worried concern about whether he'd be able to convince the party to agree with his policies: when he keeps on saying that he's stating his own views, and invites debate.

People don't seem to get that Corbyn is miles away from the school of politics whereby someone takes a definite position, and then suffers political execution if they don't manage to implement it: because for some unstated reason, if someone fails to convince their party/Parliament to approve a policy, that makes their political credibility nil and they have to resign.

The result of this way of doing things is a complete absence of real debate in a whipped-to-death Parliament (sometimes, though I'm generally anti-Lords, their chamber is the only one to bring any rationality to bear on a question). The supposed benefit is some weirdly-British fetish for "strong", "stable" government.

And this is precisely why people are attracted to Corbyn.

If you're attracted by Corbyn's ideas, but disagree with him on some things (e.g. NATO or Trident): join the party and argue with him!

conrad, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:48 (nine years ago)

it's as though no one can believe that anyone in their right mind is voting Corbyn because they genuinely agree with him and believe in his values.

it's as though no one can believe anyone would genuinely want to join the Labour Party to support the Labour Party

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:18 (nine years ago)

Just over 3,000 have been excluded for being supporters of other parties, including 1,900 Greens and 400 Tories.

This concept of excluding people who previously supported other parties is stupid too. If they don't believe people can genuinely switch from Green or Tory to Labour then they can't win an election regardless of who's in charge. Winning an election relies on those people switching to Labour!

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:20 (nine years ago)

While I agree that no aspect of this is smart on any level, there is in fairness a distinction between "I voted Green" and "I am a fully paid up Member of the Green Party".

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:27 (nine years ago)

I'm not sure how either is relevant in deciding who can join the labour party and/or vote for its leader. this is a good chance for the labour party to gain a crop of motivated and engaged members

ogmor, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 23:21 (nine years ago)

Especially when you consider that three out of the four candidates began the campaign by explicitly saying they need to win back those people, especially the fucking Tories.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 08:00 (nine years ago)

lol, they banned Mark Serwotka from voting. Presumably as the leader of a union with 250,000 members he doesn't share Labour values.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 08:27 (nine years ago)

I'm very interested to hear about the former Tory whose £75k donation to Yvette Cooper is A-OK and has presumably been allowed to vote, while a Labour voter who complained the immigration mug wasn't for her and not as nice as the Greens' mug has been rejected.

BONUS: looks like The Patriarchy and all who sail in him are really cross about the very idea of having to act to stop the harassment of of ladies in public.

slideshow bob (suzy), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 08:41 (nine years ago)

corbyn's proposal seems to be suggesting the patriarchy don't have to act because he wants to put women in separate trains to relieve men of the burden of not harassing women.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:34 (nine years ago)

like if you want a trainwreck of arbitrary responses based on prefabricated allegiances - just dive into this lake of souls right here: https://twitter.com/hashtag/womenonlycarriages?src=tren

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:36 (nine years ago)

Looks like The Patriarchy can't be bothered to read the Corbyn proposals, either. Where you'll find Corbyn isn't convinced a women's carriage is the answer because there should be zero tolerance of harassers everywhere in public, but enough women have suggested it that it seems only fair to open up a discussion. Awaiting the Dan Hodges opinion piece with bated breath and glendajacksonfacepalm.gif

slideshow bob (suzy), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:45 (nine years ago)

Dunno if you mean me but I read the proposals this morning. Seems a lot of People Who Aren't In The Patriarchy Because They Are Women are against it too.

The fact he added in a "of course I'm just shooting the shit here and I'll talk to women about my proposals" seems to exonerate him in the eyes of many - a golden ticket of a free pass based on the fact people badly want him to be labour leader, I suppose.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:53 (nine years ago)

I like Corbyn's "confuse 'em" approach. The papers will lead with anything he says, so as soon as he wants to change the subject he only has to say something like "I think we should attempt a landing on Mars within 20 years" and everyone falls over each other to have an opinion on it and he scoots away like Muttley

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:01 (nine years ago)

this seems to be the biggest noise he's made. typically.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)

a lot of the rest of what he said was more interesting and strident tbh

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)

I'm not fond of a women only carriage because it might have unintended consequences eg. 'you got hassled, why weren't you in the women's carriage?' victim-blaming BS. Men just need to stop imposing themselves on women in public. My stance has always been 'I'm not doing anything wrong going about my daily business, the man who wolf-whistles or nudges my tits ought to be the one forced to curtail his behaviour'. Government has a role to play in ending sexual harassment.

slideshow bob (suzy), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:48 (nine years ago)

i don't see how this is saying that "the patriarchy don't have to act", it's one line among several paragraphs about how the patriarchy do have to act. there's not necessarily an opposition between wanting to wipe out patriarchy and having some ameliorative measures while it's still around.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:00 (nine years ago)

You do seem to be falling foul of conrad's comments from yesterday, LG.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:06 (nine years ago)

i don't think i am at all - i pointed out how arbitrary all the responses to this are.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:15 (nine years ago)

Unless there's an overwhelming consensus one way or another then commenting on social media responses is usually a waste of time, you can slice the usual mix of entrenched positions, kneejerk responses, insightful observations, illiterate morons etc to illustrate whatever point you want.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:25 (nine years ago)

that wasn't what i was doing either.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:46 (nine years ago)

Well you're saying "corbyn's proposal seems to be suggesting ... he wants to put women in separate trains", when his document says the opposite - he'd rather not do this, but it's been suggested, so discussion should happen. And you seem to consider the idea that we note the context of this to be a dodge that people are only considering because they already support him.

So if I've got those wrong, sorry about that, but I'm not sure what you're saying (unless it's standard ILX cynicism that Corbyn shouldn't have tried to have a grown-up thought in public).

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:59 (nine years ago)

we?

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:05 (nine years ago)

is there someone with you

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)

'we' as in comrades, as in 'our friends, hamas' ;-)

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:07 (nine years ago)

fair - say instead "the idea that the context of this should be noted"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)

you could read like a handful of the last few posts instead of ilx sensible chieftain summarising the thread for me and it'd be quite clear i myself said the context was missed.

that doesn't change the fact that it is quite weird for a male politician to tout quite a bad idea and defend it with "oh some women told me this" and "btw i dunno if this is even right but hey let's talk about it" and not be met with total derision.

i support corbyn but for that to be met itt with a comment that's anti some strawmen who are attacking the comments of another man on sexual harassment against women, a man who's actually running against two women for a position of power, well it does seem pretty confused.

i mean maybe corbyn should be silent about this and let yvette cooper and liz kendall speak?

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)

Ghost of Thatcher or nothing imo.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:17 (nine years ago)

it is quite weird for a male politician to tout quite a bad idea and defend it with "oh some women told me this" and "btw i dunno if this is even right but hey let's talk about it" and not be met with total derision

Don't agree with this at all. Why would it merit total derision given it's obviously not a bad idea to the women who suggested it to Corbyn. Men are often called on to raise these issues because women feel they themselves are too readily dismissed (by men) and a wider women-only spaces discussion should occur which this could encourage.

nashwan, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)

I'm not really with 'no men' spaces on public transport as a thing (plus perhaps Overground-style unicarriages likely to increase on short distance services anyway) but the derision for even suggesting it is ridic.

nashwan, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)

Men are often called on to raise these issues because women feel they themselves are too readily dismissed (by men)

by who?

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)

i mean maybe corbyn should be silent about this and let yvette cooper and liz kendall speak?

lol

The story of a Romanian (Blandford Forum), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)

Even if they privately agree they won't mention it for fear of upsetting some disgruntled Tory voter in Derby.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:26 (nine years ago)

i'm maybe being particularly dense but i can't at all discern what you're getting at lg. for one thing plenty of women think it's not such a bad idea.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)

It's also an idea that already exists in other cities

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 15:52 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/aug/26/labour-leadership-election-party-to-check-voting-history-of-new-supporters

But it is understood that people will not be automatically excluded based on how the canvass data says they have voted in the past. It is more likely that a new supporter found to have voted Conservative, Green, Liberal Democrat or for another party would be telephoned by party HQ to check whether they have just changed their political persuasion or are in fact an infiltrator.

check how, exactly?

soref, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:25 (nine years ago)

'Are you voting for Corbyn or for one of the three Labour candidates?'

Frederik B, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:30 (nine years ago)

what % of the electorate gets canvassed? I never have been. I've never lived anywhere that isn't a pretty rock solid Labour seat though - I guess it's more likely if you live in a marginal?

soref, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)

Repeat after me: "Margaret Thatcher was a terrible thing to happen"

That'll sort out the Tory infiltrators

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)

what % of the electorate gets canvassed?

i had never been canvassed until this Labour seat since 1945 looked like it would go SNP in May which of course it did.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 22:27 (nine years ago)

this is the most astonishingly desperate example of elitist, clubby behavior that i can ever remember seeing in british or american politics. you need a hunter s. thompson to tell a story this craven and stupid.

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:35 (nine years ago)

One day we'll look back at this and laugh.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:41 (nine years ago)

These are the salad days.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

It will get much worse.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:01 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNz_t8bWUAAIAJ3.jpg:large

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 13:14 (nine years ago)

"Corbyn's bid to turn Britain into Zimbawe" ftw!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 13:25 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/01/labour-jeremy-corbyn-chuka-umunna?CMP=share_btn_tw

chuka umunna hoping that nobody's kept july and august's newspapers

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:56 (nine years ago)

There's a lot of awkward shuffling going on right now. Should be fun.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)

how very modernised of him

conrad, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)

Craven as it is, he's demonstrated more savvy here than I assumed he was capable of

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:16 (nine years ago)

on one hand sure, but on the other hand when even yr Blairism is a negotiable position of convenience...can't roll my eyes high enough

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:22 (nine years ago)

Well either he himself sees Blairism to be a sham or he's conscious of the fact that most of the electorate do.

Either way between this and the resistance thing with Hunt, he's doing a pretty good job keeping himself relevant whilst hedging hard

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:33 (nine years ago)

I think you are giving him way too much credit, he is just doing what any bland party functionary does when their position becomes under threat - slither into another position and see if they can further themselves from it.

xelab, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:05 (nine years ago)

Probably and true enough but at this stage he's slithered more effectively than most other Blairites.

tsrobodo, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:20 (nine years ago)

Well, for all that some seem to be considering splitting off like the SDP did, difference was that "Gang of four" were well-known and nobody knows this bunch.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 06:31 (nine years ago)

Remind me how that SDP thing worked out for all concerned, must have been some success story for people to be considering it again.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)

OK, they got people keen for a bit, they had some initial success, but then faded out.

A bit like Badfinger if they were four other blokes also in the Beatles, with the hits they had on their own, and if they subsequently merged with the Rolling Stones.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:51 (nine years ago)

Oh, and the four who formed the gang all got knighted in the end.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:54 (nine years ago)

Polly Toynbee came out of with barely a scratch on her.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:56 (nine years ago)

out of where?

Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:03 (nine years ago)

The SDP.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

how fair should we be to barely disguised Tories?

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:46 (nine years ago)

Conveyor/Show Trials/Execution sounds pretty fair to me.

xelab, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:56 (nine years ago)

A bit of their own medicine.

xelab, Thursday, 3 September 2015 23:00 (nine years ago)

https://mytiarascrooked.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/tumblr_inline_mhd2xf1ym61r71zdp.gif

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 September 2015 23:01 (nine years ago)

Jeremy Corbyn scored an overwhelming lead over his rivals during the Sky News Labour debate, according to an unofficial poll of viewers using Sky Pulse.

The numbers are hilarious:

Jeremy Corbyn 80.7%
Liz Kendall 8.5%
Yvette Cooper 6.1%
Andy Burnham 4.7%.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 4 September 2015 09:56 (nine years ago)

Some good news for Kendall at last!

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 4 September 2015 09:58 (nine years ago)

We all know David Aaranovitch is a massive cunt but he was reaching the heights on Newsnight last night. Complete, utter failure to engage with anything anybody says. The usual bored jaded nonsense.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 September 2015 10:06 (nine years ago)

Burnham has really tanked this campaign hasn't he? Guessing there'll be a big flow of voters from Burnham to Cooper. Corbyn will win, but the result will be a lot closer than people expect.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 September 2015 12:12 (nine years ago)

He spent a lot of time talking up the common ground he shared with Corbyn and there was that bollocks about "harnessing this energy" and then he disagreed with all Corbyn's policies apart from on Rail nationalisation.

xelab, Friday, 4 September 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXXJ3NrjplY&sns=em

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:25 (nine years ago)

That's what a future PM looks like.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:26 (nine years ago)

I got an email from John Prescott which started:

Hello comrade! (We can still say that can't we?)

I'm going to break the habit of a lifetime and be brief.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:40 (nine years ago)

That's what a future PM looks like

nooooooooooooooooooo

soref, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:47 (nine years ago)

She is edgy, with it and post totty #resistanceIsFutile

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)

http://thequietus.com/articles/18714-jeremy-corbyn-labour-election-rally-policies

An interesting read, even if I don't agree with everything it says

Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:51 (nine years ago)

(which is more or less what the tweet linking to it said) (by someone off here, I believe)

Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:52 (nine years ago)

i disagree where it calls Harriet Harman a man

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:53 (nine years ago)

A penny for Carmody's thoughts on this one :-)

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:59 (nine years ago)

funny how 3 candidates with barely perceptible political differences haven't been able to organise themselves to present a united front against the evil Trot

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:27 (nine years ago)

Its been great as long as Liz Kendall doesn't win whatever the outcome

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)

The distinctions as far as I can tell are that Burnham is prepared to sidle up to him slightly, whereupon Cooper will go full Donald Sutherland and demand that Burnham be punished for it.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)

And Liz Kendall's a Tory.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)

Burnham basically going in whichever direction the prevailing wind seemed to be going in has knackered his campaign really, can't see him coming ahead of Cooper.

Pretty sure Kendall has conceded defeat already.

Part of me worries/wonders if Cooper is actually right about the risibly named 'People's QE' but that's for another day. Expect Osborne and Cameron to spend a lot of time telling Corbyn how wrong headed his own party thinks his economic policies are.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:04 (nine years ago)

Yeah, Kendall has switched over to "we must support whoever wins" - meanwhile a man in a George Osborne mask has started getting the boot in:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/09/george-osborne-labour-generations-work-unravelled

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:10 (nine years ago)

When tories talk about Labour's "Good old days", they don't usually mean anything more recent than 20 years ago, now it seems Kinnock, Blair, Brown and Miliband were "all right really"...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:17 (nine years ago)

"Burnham is prepared to sidle up to him slightly"

He is actually beyond parody. I was listening to a not very hilarious comedy show on R4 and they did a short impression of each candidate and his sounded even more so than the others, just a straight recording of him talking leadership. I think he will come out of this looking the biggest tool which is saying something considering the competition.

The thing I have enjoyed most about this campaign has been the moments where Blairite tossers who are dealing with their own unexpected irrelevance are reduced to making bluffing statements through gritted teeth about how great it is that the party is having this dialogue etc...

xelab, Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:36 (nine years ago)

The distinctions as far as I can tell are that Burnham is prepared to sidle up to him slightly, whereupon Cooper will go full Donald Sutherland and demand that Burnham be punished for it.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 10, 2015 6:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't understand this post - could you expand, AF?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 10 September 2015 21:43 (nine years ago)

Sorry - it's a reference to this picture:

https://jonathanjanz.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/sutherland.jpg

(which I am very probably misusing - I haven't seen the film!)

A longer version would probably be that in so far as the Blairite policy is to stay one inch to the left of the Tories (and so be dragged along in their wake), it's not surprising that as soon as Andy Burnham moves an inch further to the left, Cooper demands that this be punished:

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/08/cooper-vs-burnham-a-panicked-desperate-stunt-straight-out-of-the-ed-balls-playbook/

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 September 2015 22:14 (nine years ago)

Ah, ty

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 10 September 2015 22:22 (nine years ago)

In that image from Invasion of the Body Snatchers Donald Sutherland is emitting an alien scream, indicating that he too is now a pod person

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 10 September 2015 22:25 (nine years ago)

That moment terrified me as a child, even more so than the chilling Salem's Lot tvm and the Thatcher Gov combined.

xelab, Thursday, 10 September 2015 22:35 (nine years ago)

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I'm kind of annoyed that the BBC are saying that Corbyn was "cheered by fans" rather than by supporters.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 11 September 2015 07:59 (nine years ago)

Still waiting for Hubert Humphrey to announced the winner.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 11 September 2015 09:17 (nine years ago)

tomorrow morn?

Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)

"ladies and gentlemen... i present to you the next president of the United States.... Hubert... Horatio.... HORNBLOWER!"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2015 09:52 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dTJTD01n4

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2015 09:53 (nine years ago)

i know it's early Saturday morning but the 4 candidate's supporters that Five Live rounded up this morning for a chat are a good reminder of why it's probly best to just ignore parliamentary politics and go and commune with nature for the rest of yr life instead

i feel a little sticky, a little sad

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 07:45 (nine years ago)

handy to remember that any pleasure in today will be based on the discomfiture of a complacent middle class rather than much real prospect of genuine radicalization tho

also weird sensation sometimes hearing people express ideas that you're sympathetic to pitched back at you as articles of faith rather than explorations of tactics. meme leftism will do most of the newspapers' job for them

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 07:53 (nine years ago)

basically if the vicar on Gogglebox is behind you you need to reassess, pronto

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 07:54 (nine years ago)

If the vicar from gogglebox is behind me I usually start walking a little faster

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 08:05 (nine years ago)

Mike Gapes
‏@MikeGapes

Thought for the day. Parliament may have rejected Assisted Suicide yesterday. But Labour will restore it for political parties today.

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 09:25 (nine years ago)

oh that Mike Gapes

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Saturday, 12 September 2015 09:31 (nine years ago)

Gapes né Giggler

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 September 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)

why would u not have gone with fields o' fat henry there tom

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 September 2015 09:53 (nine years ago)

HE'S READY

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/files/2012/05/stalin.n.jpg

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

Looks like Corbyn has won on first preferences.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

remind me what the point of a Deputy is again

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

Liz trying not to cry

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:24 (nine years ago)

Xp, to take over when Corbyn gets the axe in six months.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:26 (nine years ago)

i'm sure Tom will keep lightweight social democracy warm for the faithful

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:27 (nine years ago)

hate it when our friends become "successful"

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:31 (nine years ago)

NV is right this is an awful day for the UK left

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:32 (nine years ago)

Get on w/this I've got to fuck off watch Chelsea

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:32 (nine years ago)

Douglas Carswell MP
‏@DouglasCarswell

Labour MPs seeking exile are welcome in UKIP

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:35 (nine years ago)

Every day is an awful day for the UK left.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:35 (nine years ago)

oof

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:36 (nine years ago)

Tom edging closer to "hard working families" by the second

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:37 (nine years ago)

it's an awful day for the Green Party, lol

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:38 (nine years ago)

god, political parties are the nadir of human culture

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:40 (nine years ago)

they're approximately 700,000x more obnoxious than say football allegiances yh

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:41 (nine years ago)

well, somebody has spoken

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:41 (nine years ago)

COOPER LOOOOOOL

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:43 (nine years ago)

will someone keep quiet I want to know how much Liz got

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:43 (nine years ago)

Burnham 19%
Cooper 17%
Corbyn 59.5%
Kendall DNF

Corbyn won with a bigger percentage than Blair.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:44 (nine years ago)

I for one welcome our bearded socialist overlord

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:44 (nine years ago)

Won't matter because they are 3 quid supporters

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:45 (nine years ago)

xp

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:45 (nine years ago)

Kendall/Rowling for the 2018 contest

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:45 (nine years ago)

Not before a few SHOW TRIALS first! #thePeopleHaveSpoken

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:48 (nine years ago)

where's the boos? where's the stony-faced Mike Gapes's storming out the back?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:48 (nine years ago)

Harriet loving this!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:48 (nine years ago)

Thanks for your weak shit in the welfare bill Harriet

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:49 (nine years ago)

countdown to best ever newspaper smear campaign in 5

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:49 (nine years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/jreedmp/status/642649854624309248

This is like the time Defoe pulled a transfer request out of his sock as West Ham were relegated.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:49 (nine years ago)

Ed should've been first on the thank you list

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:49 (nine years ago)

sly hint that Tom isn't that passionate about actual socialism or anything

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:50 (nine years ago)

can't believe Burnham is too fucked off to fake smile, surely he knew how this was going down?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:52 (nine years ago)

@jreedmp If you don’t stand for what Jeremy stands for, we want you out anyway.

#myComrade

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:52 (nine years ago)

nice kendall zing

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:53 (nine years ago)

He is saying 'socialism' too many times GET HIM!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:55 (nine years ago)

lol rubbing it in to the dicks that nominated him for the lulz

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:56 (nine years ago)

First mistake - asking the media to be reasonable

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:58 (nine years ago)

was gonna say - that's not the most appalling levels of abuse, son

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:59 (nine years ago)

Luke ‏@KopiteLuke1892

Andy Burnham looks like a waxwork Lesbian

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:59 (nine years ago)

picturing Burnham going full Frank Booth once he gets home tonite

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:00 (nine years ago)

CORBYN EMOJI

lex pretend, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:00 (nine years ago)

oh god this beardy maniac is gonna go head to head with the gutter press isn't he?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:01 (nine years ago)

he can win that one! yeah!

:/

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:02 (nine years ago)

They are not as powerful these days are they? he seems better equipped to deal with a smear campaihn than Foot was.

xelab, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:02 (nine years ago)

campaign

xelab, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:03 (nine years ago)

BBC news ticker helpfully reminding me he's a "Left-winger"

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:04 (nine years ago)

capitalisation of Left makes it look like the Evening Standard ffs

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:06 (nine years ago)

clapping dropped off rapidly when he mentioned doing something about vast disparities of wealth

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:07 (nine years ago)

right, that's over, who've we all got

rotherham at home for us. probably a gimme but you never quite know

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

away at Bolton, shd be a 3 pointer but the Tao's not gonna left me laugh that much in one day

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:10 (nine years ago)

Will you be writing to ask for your £3 back, NV?

it's an awful day for the Green Party, lol

Not as much as for the SNP!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:10 (nine years ago)

Speech ends.

So he's got a big mandate. Of course because of the mess that is Labour he gets six months - if he gets votes in May he'll get longer.

Happy to hear the language of anti-austerity, "social cleansing", someone whom the media hates for a while.

At least different conversations can be had. It might a window that shuts quick but what else can you expect from the political elites that rule over us?

xp = the SNP was just about nationalism or was it that + anti-austerity etc. notion will be now tested.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:12 (nine years ago)

xp

idgi

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:14 (nine years ago)

http://blogs.channel4.com/paul-mason-blog/jeremy-corbyns-victory-party-leads/4231

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:21 (nine years ago)

BBC talking about "entryism at all levels" despite the scale and sweep of the victory. Who is this awful interviewer?

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:24 (nine years ago)

was thinking a while ago if the entire SWP snuck in that wd still be less people than Liz Kendall's turnout

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:26 (nine years ago)

At least she doesn't have to pretend she likes Public Enemy any more, it is hard enough pretending that you aren't a tory f/t.

xelab, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:45 (nine years ago)

i'm not sure the press realises that no one under the age of 30 recognises the 70s/80s loony left stereotype, and the more hysterically they paint corbyn as a mad old dinosaur the wider the gap between that portrayal and the affable, likeable old man talking about equality that voters will see on their tv screens will be

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 September 2015 08:56 (nine years ago)

under 30s are probably not a key electoral battleground tho?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 08:59 (nine years ago)

OTM. Michael Fallon's 'he presents a danger to your family' comments yesterday were the sort of hysterical nonsense we may as well get used to.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:09 (nine years ago)

Also noticed Andrew Marr pressing Tom Watson hard on NATO/ Trident, so the danger-to-our-security angle seems to be a goer with right wing arseholes.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:12 (nine years ago)

Syriza and Podemos were built partly around engaging younger people and getting their vote. You can't win an election solely on this but there are a lot of votes out there to be won (as well as winning the Green votes back and some of Scotland, which none of the other candidates gave a shit about).

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:18 (nine years ago)

The tactic from Conservative HQ is to present this as a danger to the country. Depends where the country is at - housing bubble bursts? Another recession? - in a couple of years to hear that stuff as anything more than a sideline.

I hear good noises re: Corbyn doing less of PMQs (frankly he shouldn't do any but idk what the Parliamentary rules are on this) and less media like appearing on Andrew Marr.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:23 (nine years ago)

i agree motivating as many young voters as possible is a good thing to do, but I'm not sure if anybody knows whether this makes much impact on the electoral system as it exists now. maybe if the media dismisses this threat it will ultimately help Corbyn.

the peacenik friend-of-terrorism line of attack is gonna be the default for a while, i guess, and yeah i don't know that defence sways anybody's vote but the kind of feebs who are never gonna be Labour supporters anyway. it may serve as a baseline "can't trust this fantasist on any other issue" argument tho.

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:32 (nine years ago)

the strongest part of Corbyn's leadership campaign was the way he side-swerved the media agenda. as leader this is going to be a lot harder but i'm hopeful he can stick to it. his most important job at the moment is to restructure the party to be more aligned to the range of grass roots activism he's tapped into. this is way more important right now than fudging up any kind of proto-manifesto for 2020. whether he leads the Labour party into the next election or not the most useful thing he can do in the next five years is try to bring the party back into the hands of the people who care about it.

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:38 (nine years ago)

i saw a bit of Tom's interview this morning and tbh as far as supporting Corbyn's agenda goes i still don't trust him one iota, hopefully this is true of Corbyn's people too

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:40 (nine years ago)

Ultimately I see Corbyn overall as a transitional figure. More about normalizing (lol) 'extremist' language and getting more people engaged on trying to change things, with Westminster not even being the only way to do so - watch how he has been attacked by all the liberal cunts for attending a rally as his first action ("not the way a leader should behave" = he is not hanging around renting out quotes for you lot).

xxp

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:43 (nine years ago)

yeah and if nothing else happens i'm glad this torch has been shone into the cockroach holes of Blue Labour and their ilk so we can see exactly what they are

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:46 (nine years ago)

Tom Watson is a useful of idiot - he and Corbyn may not agree on Trident but he could use him to talk about redistributing the ownership of the press. xp

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:49 (nine years ago)

i can see what Tom's practical role is likely to be, it's the point where he decides it's safe to get the knife in that worries me

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:52 (nine years ago)

As in this piece which contains the hilarious line:

The Guardian [...] are likely to offer impartial coverage.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:52 (nine years ago)

honestly don't believe Corbyn is going to push much on any defence issues (bar spending commitments maybe) in the near future tbh

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:53 (nine years ago)

Didn't even reach the end of this but wot a laugh:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/13/women-politics-power-labour-leadership-jeremy-corbyn

The cuts -- as has been reported time and again -- has disproportionately affected women. This was not in the mind of Harman or the other leaderships candidates when providing feeble leadership on the welfare bill.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 10:47 (nine years ago)

it's the height of lame and patronising identity politics to act like gender is in fact more significant than somebody's political views. if it was thatcher running against corbyn should we just vote for her to end the boys club?

not saying it's not a problem but corbyn is so wildly different to the other candidates that it's v hard to say people are voting for him because of his gender.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:01 (nine years ago)

xp the weird thing is that she brings that up, but then doesn't say anything about Corbyn, Cooper and Kendall's respective stances on austerity

Would a female chancellor have opted to let the axe fall hardest elsewhere? Or understood better that growth also comes from investment not just in roads and rail but in social infrastructure too, for instance, raising the wages of those in social care and offering free childcare? Nobody knows if a female-dominated cabinet would have opted for a very different agenda, but it’s more than time we found out.

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:05 (nine years ago)

like, it seems clear that Kendall at least would not have opted for 'a very different agenda'

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:06 (nine years ago)

sad lols at this https://twitter.com/YvetteForLabour/status/641663276791791616

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:07 (nine years ago)

tbf i think there are complex arguments to be explored here but maybe Burnham vs Cooper wd tell us more than any of the right wingers vs Corbyn

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:17 (nine years ago)

The thing is, gender is a factor, but not in the simplistic ways that that piece suggests.

Women in positions of power in male bastions are treated harder and harsher for transgressions or stepping outside rules than men behaving in the same way. Behaviour that is seen as "rebellious" and therefore cool or a sign of "integrity" in a man will be seen as dangerous or unstable in women. (Look at the way Diane Abbott gets treated!)

So it *is* actually a gender issue that women in positions of power in the Labour party are more Centrist (where Centrist means moving to the right in a party that was moving to the right). They *have* to conform to those modes to get those positions of power in the first place! While it is *not* a gender issue that voters have gone for the rogue, maverick leftie in a field full of centrists and stealth tories, it *is* a gender issue that a woman displaying the same flagrant disregard would never be afforded a platform the way that Corbyn was, in the first place.

But an argument that subtle and complicated will never fly somewhere like Comment Is Free. (I don't even expect it will fly far on ILX, either.)

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:18 (nine years ago)

x-post, to the Guardian discussion.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:19 (nine years ago)

otm

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:19 (nine years ago)

well, even the idea of corbyn becoming leader seemed impossible a few months ago. as per the top of this thread. and corbyn is being painted as dangerous and unstable almost constantly. also.. almost everyone in a position of power in the labour party is more centrist - almost everyone in a position of power in politics is more centrist, corbyn has come out of nowhere.

i'm not disagreeing with you really - apart from that it seems quite hard to split the issue of gender from the politician and the things they say and do. politics in the uk at the moment is a game where everyone debases themselves and competes for a pretty vile middleground. or at least it has been.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:35 (nine years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/if-its-truly-progressive-labour-will-have-voted-in-a-female-leader--regardless-of-her-policies-10496237.html

― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Sunday, September 13, 2015 12:16 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the independent seems to have kind have thrown this woman under the bus by giving her article a clickbait-y headline that doesn't really reflect what she's written

the 'it's a disgrace Labour hasn't elected a woman!' line is only really objectionable when coming from petulant Blairites, don't recall these people vigorously supporting Diane Abbott in 2010 funnily enough

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:41 (nine years ago)

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2015/09/whos-jeremy-corbyns-shadow-cabinet

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:44 (nine years ago)

Sorry wrong link: http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2015/09/labour-chooses-white-man-leader

Apols in advance for linking to the New Statesman twice.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:46 (nine years ago)

the helpless tears of Blairites are sustaining the fuck out of me at the moment

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:46 (nine years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/if-its-truly-progressive-labour-will-have-voted-in-a-female-leader--regardless-of-her-policies-10496237.html

― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Sunday, September 13, 2015 12:16 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the independent seems to have kind have thrown this woman under the bus by giving her article a clickbait-y headline that doesn't really reflect what she's written

Broadly agree, except the headline is actually the last sentence of the article.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:49 (nine years ago)

Some pundits on Ivan Yates' Sunday morning show over here calling Corbyn "unelectable" right now

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:50 (nine years ago)

the helpless tears of Blairites are sustaining the fuck out of me at the moment

― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, September 13, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't wait for the Iraq apology in Corbyn's conference speech.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:52 (nine years ago)

(xp to aldo) oops, I only skimmed it- headline is fair enough then. (though I wonder if that last line was what it took to get the piece published?)

that NS thing is just straightforward trolling for clicks, surely

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:53 (nine years ago)

No worries, and I think you're right about the editorial pressure. Which is probably even worse because the conversation would probably start "you're a woman, so this I what we want you to think/say".

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Sunday, 13 September 2015 11:58 (nine years ago)

further to Branwell's points - there is a long-standing notion amongst a swathe of Old Labour, Trade Unionist blokes of a certain stripe that women will always be the movement's enemy within because their wages don't support the family, they work for "pin money" and are therefore always gonna be less radical and more compliant to their employers' demands.

you'd think this was some 1950s shit but i still hear versions of this kind of argument in the workplace and the pub today, which considering the socioeconomic facts in 2015 is just...

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)

Can't remember if I've said this before on this thread but I wonder if in a few years' time the notion of "centrism" or "moderation" as a super-word to be claimed by all parties with pretensions to power will feel like a relic of a strange and outmoded past

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)

Branwell makes VERY valid points about the structural sexism faced by female politicians and is totally right about the way they are punished for not being centrist, but there's no way I could have supported Yvette Cooper because she was ESA's midwife and allowed Atos its foot in the door.

However, while I am on board with the idea that there is structural sexism in Labour, I'm finding the post-result hissyfits on the part of certain peers a little galling. A certain liberal commentariat feminist who I haven't been friends with for 18 years is simultaneously decrying entrenched Labour sexism on Twitter while dismissing women who support Corbyn as 'groupies' and 'fembots'. YE GADS THE IRONING.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

the gender issue is not about opting for corbyn over cooper or kendall, it's comparing the surge of support for corbyn when he was nominated as token lefty to diane abbott's lack of support in precisely the same role 5 years earlier. funnily enough none of the so-called feminist pieces bemoaning the boys' club this week have mentioned that

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)

Lex, you've got one guess as to the person I'm referencing! Who did make a valid comment about the optics of Corbyn kind-of hijacking the refugee demo speaker's platform while a bunch of female BME activists and/or refugees didn't get to speak.

Diane Abbott is cool by me, but 2010's leadership contest was a very different proposition to this one (and to be honest, Corbyn didn't think his result was going to be any different to hers until after the second reading of the welfare bill).

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:01 (nine years ago)

it seems pretty hard to compare two different political climates and two quite different politicians, just on the basis that they are both left leaning. that campaign had two v high profile candidates and labour would have thought both had a strong chance of becoming pm - this one is after a disastrous election with a view to changing the party - with all of that said, 4/5 months ago nobody could have predicted corbyn - it's a time of flux.

xpost agree with suzy

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)

xp i haven't really seen a huge amount of the reaction but link me up, blairite tears are sure to entertain me

i'm not saying the response to abbott vs the response to corbyn is evidence of racism or sexism but that any feminist angle on this subject should surely discuss it. again though, people's defences go up SO MUCH the minute you bring these subjects up

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:06 (nine years ago)

Be interesting to see whether Abbott would've won had she stood now. Corbyn was (and will be) given a hard time on who he 'associated' with. Guess Diane would have to deal with questions on her vote for the bombing of Libya..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:12 (nine years ago)

I don't think the person I'm talking about is a Blairite as such, but even though her work with refugee issues is v. good, she was silent in the face of Atos, student fees, and a bunch of other things that left-leaning people have been trying to fight against for the past five years.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:20 (nine years ago)

I was thinking of how she was frozen out of the London mayoral contest when I mentioned her, so I don't think she would have been treated better now. It's hard to point to "it''s gender" with her because white feminists ignore her because "it's race" but that goes doubly to show that some positions are available or even lauded for white men when those positions are just not available to people who are not men and / or white. But because one cannot untangle the two things in the argument neither gets assigned the blame.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:26 (nine years ago)

ppl were surprised by how well Ed Miliband did in the 2010 leadership election after his brother had been the front-runner for so long iirc, and he won by pitching himself to ppl who wanted a shift to the left and rejection of New Labour in the same way that Corbyn did. re: Burnham's failure to win as this year's 'soft left' candidate: I guess after watching Miliband's awkward contorting of positions and eventual failure in the election ppl thought they might as well just roll the dice on an actual leftie? (Burnham intentionally distancing himself from the unions also seems like a colossal error in judgement in retrospect)

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:28 (nine years ago)

which is to say that I think Abbott would have been in with a chance of winning had she stood for the leadership this time around, as would any half competent left winger, I think there is a much more visceral hatred of her in the right wing press compared to Corbyn though

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:32 (nine years ago)

Left-wing white women with any principles tend to end up in the Green Party, because their party policy actively promotes women. But my personal observations indicate the Greens have some rather glaring omissions on race.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:32 (nine years ago)

would the unions have been as willing to back Abbott as they were with Corbyn? Unite endorsing him seemed to be the moment when it first looked like this could be something more than a token challenge. (I think I read somewhere that Len McCluskey had favoured backing Burnham but was outvoted/bounced into supporting Corbyn by Burnham's fear of seeming too close to the unions?)

Corbyn's low-key, verging-on-dull personal style seems to have benefited him, made him almost like a blank slate that large numbers of idealistic people can project on, which is easier as a white man?

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:37 (nine years ago)

Even though he didn't make a big, big deal about it, Ed Miliband won 2010 as the 'no fingerprints on Iraq' candidate - it really was that simple.

Coming third in the Mayor's contest was a great result for Diane Abbott considering Labour grandees wanted Tessa Jowell. Sadiq Khan had the London brief in Ed Miliband's cabinet, so that was a pretty big advantage for him. At least (and at fucking last) one of the winners yesterday was BME.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:50 (nine years ago)

Not sure Abbott ever really recovered from her decision to send her son to a public school, though in this interview with the Mirror from 2010 I think she makes a good case for the matter being a bit more complicated, culturally and socially, than I'd previously considered:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/diane-abbott-i-sent-my-son-to-private-230293

I also find her chumming around with Portillo a little hard to take

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:52 (nine years ago)

That's not even the half of it - a lot of BME parents I know want their kids at their area's best state schools but don't get offered places, and don't decide to go private until then. She lives in the catchment for the very good Stoke Newington School and despite it being the closest to them and her first choice, her son was not offered a place there. Part of me thinks 'why on Earth would a great area school with an MP in the catchment not take the MP's children?' but I do realise that these things are done by lottery to avoid the appearance of favouritism.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 14:16 (nine years ago)

Throughout history women do draw far stronger and more vitriolic popular vilification for their crimes than men do. Jiang Qing is a case, she was politically irrelevant during the anti-rightist campaigns, and when nearly a fifth of the population was wiped out by her husband's policies but received a disproportionate amount of popular hate after his death. There is probably a reasonable argument that he used her as a lightning rod during the cultural revolution, knowing how popular misogyny would draw away the heat from him. Not she was in any way a defensible human being.

xelab, Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)

Regarding Branwell's first post, that's presumably one of the factors explaining why it's only Corbyn and Burnham that made a commitment to a 50% female cabinet.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:25 (nine years ago)

Men who hire women are seen as "progressive". Women who hire other women are seen as "biased" and "playing favourites". You literally cannot win, no matter what choices you make as a woman.

(Also, when was the last time you saw a white male middle class politician of ANY stripe being problematised on that level for their choice of schools for their kids? It has happened, and recently, though I can't remember who - I just remember it ring so rare as to be notable. Unlike the scrutiny applied to Abbott, which has gone on and on and on.)

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)

Not sure Abbott ever really recovered from her decision to send her son to a public school, though in this interview with the Mirror from 2010 I think she makes a good case for the matter being a bit more complicated, culturally and socially, than I'd previously considered:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/diane-abbott-i-sent-my-son-to-private-230293
I also find her chumming around with Portillo a little hard to take

Indeed, not to mention getting paid to be the smiling good-natured patsy to a pair of right-wing wankers on This Week, can't see Corbyn doing that. While we're at it, I live in Corbyn's constituency and he is universally liked and respected, I know people who live in Diane Abbott's constituency and none of them have a good word to say about her... they still vote for her of course.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:13 (nine years ago)

Um, what is Corbyn's stance on Europe / Brexit because this is some slippery doubletalk I don't really quite get from my MP?

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snes8j

Is this a "you can't fire me; I quit" or is he trying to say Corbyn is a Eurosceptic or Corbyn is willing to work with Eurosceptics, or Corbyn doesn't want Cameron renegotiating the UK staying in the EU with creepy abridgements or... can someone please translate this from Parliamentese to English?

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:08 (nine years ago)

oddly enough there was a sunday times in the pub this afternoon; their two-page corbyn "report" was basically one paragraph of throwing shit at him after another in the hope that any smear would stick, and one of those was that one of the reasons he divorced his second wife was that he insisted on sending his kids to a ~failing comprehensive rather than a grammar school

that piece in general was kind of extraordinary in its desperation

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:09 (nine years ago)

as 4 jamie reed

http://popcrush.com/files/2015/05/mariah-carey-i-dont-know-her.gif

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)

Specifically... WAHT?!?!?

Given these differences, not least on the European referendum, I would find it difficult to abide by the collective responsibility that comes with serving in the Shadow Cabinet. That is why Jeremy and I have agreed I can more effectively support his leadership from the backbenches. In particular, it is my view that we should support the UK remaining a member of the EU, notwithstanding the outcome of any renegotiation by the Prime Minister, and I cannot envisage any circumstances where I would be campaigning alongside those who would argue for us to leave – Jeremy has made it clear to me that he does not wholeheartedly share this view.

I have read that 3 times and can't work out what it's supposed to mean.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)

iirc Corbyn is in favour of staying in the EU and working with left-leaning parties to strengthen employment rights, etc, but has indicated that that if the balance tipped too far the other way and it became too great a barrier to enforcing those rights domestically, he'd be open to rethinking that. It's a pretty standard centre-left position.

Umunna is using a quote about Corbyn waiting to see what Cameron negotiates before deciding on a referendum position as his basis there, but Corbyn expanded on that and clarified he is pro-EU afterwards.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:17 (nine years ago)

iirc corbyn has said he won't commit to backing a remain vote if the outcome of cameron's negotiation is that he's successful in eroding the EU's social chapter xp

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:20 (nine years ago)

OK, thanks! That makes more sense now.

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:25 (nine years ago)

we have both mutually agreed

chuka the master rhetorician underlining his strong unifying note

conrad, Sunday, 13 September 2015 20:25 (nine years ago)

"Whilst there is much on which Jeremy and I agree, there are a number of key points of difference on policy which I believe it would be dishonest to deny exist," he said.

Just admit it you stupid little fuck, you don't have any fucking points.

xelab, Sunday, 13 September 2015 20:35 (nine years ago)

mcdonnell shadow chancellor

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Sunday, 13 September 2015 21:43 (nine years ago)

That's almost as WTF as Corbyn being leader.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 September 2015 21:46 (nine years ago)

Also, when was the last time you saw a white male middle class politician of ANY stripe being problematised on that level for their choice of schools for their kids? It has happened, and recently, though I can't remember who

Blair?

Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:04 (nine years ago)

"But our correspondent added many MPs will find Mr McDonnell's appointment "very hard to stomach""

xelab, Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:05 (nine years ago)

like those imbeciles wd think he'd throw them a neolib Chancellor

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:09 (nine years ago)

I don't want to comment until I find out whether some top women ruled themselves out of frontbench roles, but none of the Big Four offices are headed by women.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:16 (nine years ago)

*redacted Hilary Benn joke*

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 September 2015 05:50 (nine years ago)

Shadow chancellor who's into the 'Ra is probably the daftest, most obvious own goal of an appointment imaginable imo

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 September 2015 06:02 (nine years ago)

I don't want to comment until I find out whether some top women ruled themselves out of frontbench roles, but none of the Big Four offices are headed by women.

Cooper, Reeves, Smith, Kendall, Mahmood, Reynolds and Creagh all ruled themselves out.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 07:10 (nine years ago)

*redacted Hilary Benn joke*

Richard Herring just tried that on Twitter to a bit of a po-faced "duh, Hilary Benn's a man" reaction.

ailsa, Monday, 14 September 2015 07:47 (nine years ago)

The stupid thing about all the resignations and handwringing is that mushy 'centrism' has been hammered twice in the past four months, once by the country and then again by the Labour Party. Three if you include Clegg's somewhat desperate and forlorn pitch before the election. There is virtually zero appetite for it right now and yet still you see the political class talking about it as if it's the only way to win an election. It's certainly not how the Tories have been winning.

Tory attacks on Corbyn's foreign policy suggests they're nervous that his domestic agenda might actually be quite attractive. Certainly he's the best candidate to win in Scotland (and they'll need to do that first as they won't be able to win an election on two fronts). I suspect the SNP will start to get very tetchy about being attacked from the left - they're already playing the unelectability card as a way of claiming independence as the only alternative to the Tories.

The problem, as always under FPTP, is that however enthusiastic Corbyn's support may be, it's unevenly distributed around the country. His priority should be to get out and hammer his message right across the Midlands and South as much as possible. And he'll need to kill the Blue Collar Conservatism thing off quickly. I think it's unlikely he'll win in 2020 but at last we will get a proper debate, in the political mainstream, on austerity and the structure of the economy, one that has been desperately needed for years. And it'll be nice not to feel ashamed and embarrassed by the Labour Party, at least for a bit.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 09:12 (nine years ago)

Watching footage on Sky of Corbyn being hounded asked questions while walking last night...Corbyn just not answering. Then Frank Field comes on saying he is 'happy to talk to you [the media]'.

I know we should be doing grown-up politics but I am god for a set of show trials. Nobody gets killed this time.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 09:18 (nine years ago)

I'd like to think we were going to get a proper debate on austerity and the structure of the economy but i can't see how that's going to be facilitated. All sections of the media have nailed their colours to the mast over the course of his election. He can go head to head with Cameron but will always be portrayed as an angry old man ranting into the wind.

The only way i can see it working is to develop the kind of ground-up community-by-community engagement that Podemos have done successfully enough to ensure that they can't be ignored. It's a hell of a lot of work though.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 09:24 (nine years ago)

Oh yeah I mean they're going to tear this poor fucker limb from limb but there does appear to at least be some momentum there.

A number of Labour MPs throwing hissy fits right now, you think they'd show a bit more humility given that their own party has just soundly rejected most of what they stand for.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 09:31 (nine years ago)

And I wonder if the existence of Labour makes that more difficult or not...quite happy to see Labour split if the former. xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 09:33 (nine years ago)

Rumours are going around that he's planning to appoint Caroline Lucas as Shadow Environment Sec, which would be fun.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 09:33 (nine years ago)

A real opposition that holds the government to account must surely be preferable to an 'electable' government with the same policies but different coloured rosettes.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 14 September 2015 09:42 (nine years ago)

Then Frank Field comes on saying he is 'happy to talk to you [the media]'.

Whereas I'd be happy to never hear from that pointless arsehole ever again.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 09:43 (nine years ago)

xpost, you'd think, but apparently not (if the idiots that seem to be proliferating on my facebook feed just now are owt to judge on)

ailsa, Monday, 14 September 2015 09:50 (nine years ago)

Is possibly easier to hold them to account if you rock up to at least one of Marr, Today or Sky, right enough

stet, Monday, 14 September 2015 10:28 (nine years ago)

charles clarke et al apparently think a "broad based" cabinet means "no left wingers"?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 September 2015 11:18 (nine years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=12&v=_hgJokgNJHo

wtf

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/642765041708740608

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 September 2015 11:22 (nine years ago)

dunno why that didn't embed...

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 September 2015 11:24 (nine years ago)

Number 10 has confirmed that Corbyn is invited to the privy council and therefore security briefings, so clearly not as much of a national security threat as all that.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 11:30 (nine years ago)

they're really going for an americanisation of politics here - i wonder if it'll (continue to) work

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 September 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)

It's the Lynton Crosby factor, hammer the same negative message again and again until it hits home. Worked pretty well last time.

Labour is in such a weird place right now - so many MPs who are completely at odds with the rest of their party, just structurally it feels unsustainable.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 11:37 (nine years ago)

Tony Abbott has just been kicked as Aussie PM - the good news just keeps on coming.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)

Women in the majority in a Shadow Cabinet for the first time even. What can we call them? Corbyn Cuties? Jeremy's Jezebels?

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)

First time ever... not first time even1

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 12:46 (nine years ago)

I think that bit of the piece is wrong?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 12:47 (nine years ago)

"trot totty" obv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 September 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)

Kerry McCarthy now the Shadow Secretary for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - awesome trolling of the NFU/Countryside Alliance there (she's vegan and the vice-president of the League Against Cruel Sports)

feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 14 September 2015 13:11 (nine years ago)

Tories clearly delighted to only be having to chuck out some piss-weak 'lol he loves terrorists' chat since all the heavy lifting is being done by the parliamentary Labour Party who are conspicuously way more terrified of a Labour win in the next general election than any of their opponents

The story of a Romanian (Blandford Forum), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:17 (nine years ago)

Desperately wanting to be a fly on the wall wherever Tony Blair is right now.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:27 (nine years ago)

Also huge lol at all these spiteful nobody's taking it upon themselves to refuse to accept imaginary invitations to the shadow cabinet because of supposed principles which, if they had only pretended to possess a little earlier, might have prevented the party electorate from making the hugely naive mistake of voting for the one candidate who actually expressed a set of values

The story of a Romanian (Blandford Forum), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)

Anyone read Anthony Lane's howl today?

He will not just lose the next general election, in 2020; he will be flattened. To those who study such arcana, it is an article of faith that you cannot hope to win a general election without securing the hearts, minds, gut feelings, and wallets of Middle England—that nebulous but sacred zone which, with its touch of Tolkien, refers to the millions of citizens who have acquired the hobbit-y habits of moderation, and who, having done O.K., would like to do better still. To them, the nineteen-seventies are not a paradise lost but a wrecking yard where British industry went to die, and where Labour governments got snarled in the machinery of the unions. It was the epoch when the lights went out, when garbage was stacked in the streets, and when the I.R.A. planted bombs in English pubs. And who was it, such folk may now remind each other, who invited Sinn Féin—assumed, at the time, to be the public face of the I.R.A.—to the House of Commons, only weeks after a bomb, intended for Mrs. Thatcher, had exploded at a hotel during the Conservative Party conference and killed five people? Jeremy Corbyn.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-corbyn-supremacy?intcid=mod-latest

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:30 (nine years ago)

I was going to lay into Anthony Lane there but the poor bastard is married to Allison Pearson, that's punishment enough.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:37 (nine years ago)

That is essentially the entire British political establishment distilled into one paragraph. Everyone here has already read it literally hundreds of times.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 14:40 (nine years ago)

Is it only me or does this 'threat to national security' angle the Tories are pushing seem kinda lame, dare I say a bit 80s? The guys they just blew up with drones in Syria seem almost benign compared to the way Corbyn and McDonnell are being talked of. They supposedly won the election on the economy so stick to that line of attack surely.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:47 (nine years ago)

i do wonder if it's a bit crass alright - i mean it obviously is but i wonder if even the terrible morons it's aimed at might find it a bit ludicrous, the sinister music etc.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:49 (nine years ago)

I honestly just think they are doing it because it's a fun new way of attacking Labour, and there is no pressure on it to be effective because 90% of Labour MPs are now wholly committed to undermining their own party

The story of a Romanian (Blandford Forum), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:52 (nine years ago)

xp the worst thing they could do now is talk about anything of substance which Corbyn could potentially engage with in a way which might appeal to some of the electorate. If they/the media just focus on making Corbyn deny that he hates women, loves bombings and has no support within his own party then it stops him creating an anti-austerity, things can change narrative

The story of a Romanian (Blandford Forum), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:56 (nine years ago)

It's so vociferous that I don't understand the motivations for it, beyond Gideon's 'repeat repeat repeat until brainwashing occurs' approach to electoral strategy. Are they scared of Corbyn themselves? Or just over-egging the 'make everyone else scared' pudding?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:56 (nine years ago)

think it's as matt said, lynton crosby, politics of fear.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 September 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)

I don't even think it's about national security or fear in any real sense, it's just hammering the message that Labour has elected a crank as leader rather than a serious politician.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:02 (nine years ago)

Defence / international relations is probably also the area that makes the left of Labour most uneasy about Corbyn so it also serves to undermine his own supporters' confidence.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)

It's also an area which the GBP don't have much interest in, unless there's, like, a war on

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)

A war involving the UK at a level above dropping a bomb on the head of some idiot from Cardiff who's gone to Syria.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:11 (nine years ago)

His position on Syria will come under a lot of scrutiny over the next few weeks but the lack of a coherent government policy is going to help him.

On stuff like whether to use drone strikes against British citizens, etc, it could get more difficult.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:12 (nine years ago)

It's also about highlighting internal tensions within Labour - a party riven with internecine warfare is easy to portray as unelectable regardless of what Corbyn says or does.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2015 15:17 (nine years ago)

Yeah I think there's also a win/win there in that it both overshadows and justifies "Hey we just killed two Brits, nothing to worry about".

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 14 September 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)

Trade Union Bill debate in commons being attacked by a Labour front bench that has spine.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 15:37 (nine years ago)

Defence / international relations is probably also the area that makes the left of Labour most uneasy about Corbyn

Corbyn did quite well to wave away his 'associations'. It was just a meeting and sorta harmless type thing. No longer.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 15:39 (nine years ago)

Chris Bryant was reportedly offered Defence and turned it down because Corbyn wouldn't have a half-hour conversation with him about what would happen if Britain needed to invade Russia, which might have raised the saddest lol of the day.

Who Corbyn has met in the past seems to be less of a sticking point than the idea that he couldn't envisage a good reason to send troops overseas.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2015 15:56 (nine years ago)

Chris Bryant, the former shadow culture secretary, was reportedly offered the shadow defence secretary role, but the move fell through after a “30 minute conversation about what would happen if we had to invade Russia”.

from the daily telegraph sounds like they had the convolol

conrad, Monday, 14 September 2015 16:06 (nine years ago)

Way to talk yourself out of a job Chris.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 16:14 (nine years ago)

Armed forces are underfunded and Iraq was a disaster so if Corbyn can flesh it out a bit more not envisaging a good reason to send troops overseas is tenable surely?

idk feel its something the press cares a lot more about -- UK's place in the world etc -- than an average voter.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 September 2015 16:21 (nine years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/14/opinion/paul-krugman-labours-dead-center.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 14 September 2015 16:59 (nine years ago)

Can't wait for the Iraq apology in Corbyn's conference speech.

He should do it in the House of Commons, better still it should be the first statement he makes, then he could swivel round, point at Jack Straw and say, "... and as for you, mate, you're for the high jump and so is Blair".

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 14 September 2015 16:59 (nine years ago)

watched again jeremy corbyn's speech from saturday - love the "things can - and they will - change" conclusion

conrad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:28 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgxL-rmZDbM&feature=youtu.be&t=2m38s

conrad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:29 (nine years ago)

the conclusion

conrad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:30 (nine years ago)

Yes - many idiots preferred to talk about the Abba joke.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:30 (nine years ago)

In other news some of the unions are nervous and waiting to see which way the wind blows, no doubt looking to stifle any progress.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:35 (nine years ago)

then he could swivel round, point at Jack Straw and say, "... and as for you, mate, you're for the high jump and so is Blair".

Gotta save something for when Chilcot report comes out.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 08:37 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/14/jeremy-corbyn-austerity-labour-leader-economy

^ scroll down and this is pretty good at looking at some of Corbyn's proposals - plenty of detail to be worked out. Hopefully the opening up to discussions and consultation will enable a program that interests voters in enough numbers to emerge in time.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:21 (nine years ago)

I don't think Labour appreciates how good it will be to have someone who was firmly against Iraq in place as leader when Chilcot is finally published.

denali is a mountain in alaska (suzy), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:23 (nine years ago)

watching that speech, i don't get how half the country is trying to push some "he's a psycho" angle when he is the only politician for years to actually speak clearly and with dignity about basic human concerns. insanity is accusing the leader of the opposition party of being a threat to national security, as a tactic to retain power, that's so clearly more disturbing.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:34 (nine years ago)

This is the big reason why he can't afford to cut out both broadcast AND print media. He has zero change of a fair hearing in most of the press but TV is still how most people in this country engage with what politicians are saying and he has to sound clear and reasonable to offset the tide of shit that's going to be thrown at him. He can't do it through social media and public appearances alone.

My worry with Corbyn is that he'll be undone by getting a lot of the administrative basics wrong, running a political party is about a lot more than who's in your cabinet and what policies you follow, and he'll need an incredible machine working underneath him. Miliband got that side of things disastrously wrong and I wonder whether Corbyn values it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:43 (nine years ago)

I would hazard a guess that they've switched tactics, from fear to ridicule, from Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid, to Corbyn's Clowns. That's from listening to 'Lord' Finkelstein on Newsnight and from the copy of the Sun one of my colleagues was reading this morning. Though I hardly think the party that gave the keys to a vital government department to Iain Duncan Smith can criticise anyone else for being amateurish and shambolic.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:45 (nine years ago)

Depends on what type of TV - less PMQs and snubbing people like Marr sounds pretty good to me.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:49 (nine years ago)

xp Won't PMQs help there (with the first part)? A weekly opportunity to see him as a human, and see Cameron's attempts to bully him?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:54 (nine years ago)

Real people don't watch PMQs.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 09:57 (nine years ago)

A complete waste of energy and time.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:02 (nine years ago)

Labour should send Blairites to Question Time as well - where their crocodile tears can be ignored.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:05 (nine years ago)

Actually that's not true, a lot of older (ie retired) voters watch it and that's a big and powerful group, but most people fucking hate it because it confirms all their worst impressions about politicians. So yeah maybe Corbyn will look better in that context, he might also look ineffectual and browbeaten, but people have to be watching it first. And has for "Cameron's attempts to bully him", well people don't vote out of sympathy.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:06 (nine years ago)

No, but they'll vote out of revulsion.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:13 (nine years ago)

They didn't last time, not in sufficient numbers. I don't see why things would be magically different this time.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:15 (nine years ago)

there is a novelty to his way of communicating. like he's not ramming words down people's throat - he's a straight talker and quite calm. it feels like he could come across as quite refreshing but i guess the media will be telling people he's from islington not like you london leftie etc so much that they may not give him a chance, or i mean maybe they already think this and the media will just reinforce it.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:17 (nine years ago)

i guess i'm wondering if his whole anti-spin thing might come across quite well. i mean -this might sound mad but can't you see the kind of people who voted ukip actually liking corbyn? i mean the more deluded elderly "farage is a normal bloke" types.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:19 (nine years ago)

ppl don't watch PMQs but PMQs clips can go viral, in a way - look how Cameron's still tarnished by "calm down, dear"

(actually was that at PMQs or a different debate? point remains that parliamentary clips can still be important in bolstering or damaging a politician's reputation)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:19 (nine years ago)

Yeah that's true, but clips that go viral are bouncing around exactly the same social media echo chamber that's already engaging one way or another with Corbyn.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:26 (nine years ago)

People don't vote out of sympathy, but they'll vote in droves for an underdog.

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/an-unelectable-extremist-who-hijacked-their-party-has-already-served-as-prime-minister--her-name-was-margaret-thatcher-10482479.html

My old boy was telling me last night how many parallels he saw with the rise of Thatcher as well.

stet, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:30 (nine years ago)

Parliamentary clips don't have to come from PMQs - besides, that incident didn't tarnish Cameron's reputation enough and people have short memories of those things.

Corbyn has dismissed PMQs as people shouting at each other - it does encourage disrespect and bullying. So doing as little as possible there is welcome.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:44 (nine years ago)

Was Thatcher facing such an overwhelming wall of press hostility though? Serious question, I have no idea.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 10:58 (nine years ago)

Of a different kind, I think. A lot of it sexist.

stet, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 11:00 (nine years ago)

That shitty 'security' video the Conservatives posted on YouTube has now been removed because of copyright infringement. Who knew the Tories were into swiping video footage?

LOOOOOL

voodoo rage (suzy), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 11:06 (nine years ago)

kinda can't believe i clicked on this but it is kind of amusingly done

http://www.theguardian.com/news/video/2015/sep/15/cassetteboy-cameron-corbyn-video

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/russia-trolls-david-cameron-over-6443105

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 11:59 (nine years ago)

Cameron should be crossing his fingers that nobody Olof Palmes the bugger in the next few months.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)

PMQs in the last parliament have been a kick-around for the Tories due to the fact that they can nail Ed Miliband to the cross of Gordon Brown, and that the Labour party in general was willing to hand him the nails every time no-one contradicted the "Labour untrustworthy on the economy" line. For better or worse, there's a break in that pattern now.

Also it has to be said that there's a difference in Jeremy Corbyn being visibly a 'normal' relatable bloke and not someone who looks permanently uncomfortable and jewish 'weird'. I'm not entirely comfortable with Corbyn being the "elderly white gent in charge" but might as well make use of it - I'd rather have Diane Abbott for PM, but I'd rather have Corbyn displaying Cameron's arsehole side.

But I may be too idealistic hoping for a McCarthy moment - the UK may well simply prefer bullies.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)

Cameron should be crossing his fingers that nobody Olof Palmes the bugger in the next few months.

Nah, the most he'll get is some eggs thrown at him, Russia's where they shoot troublesome opposition leaders.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)

An actual reasonable (beyond the political football) take on the whole question of women in cabinet jobs: http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/09/like-cameron-corbyn-also-believes-in-the-merits-of-token-women/

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 12:40 (nine years ago)

Dawn Foster disagreeing:

https://www.opendemocracy.net/5050/dawn-foster/jeremy-corbyn-and-women-matter-of-policy-not-appointment

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

tx.

More good news: Corbyn hasn't sung the national anthem

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:36 (nine years ago)

All the psephologists queuing up to prove with science that it's going to be 1983 again inescapably.
http://publicpolicypast.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/the-wrongness-of-corbynism.html

stet, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)

I've seen the words 'Corbynite' and 'Corbynista' so much in the last six months they've lost all meaning.

nashwan, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:42 (nine years ago)

James Lyons
‏@STJamesl

Jeremy Corbyn's favourite book is Ulysses - clearly an inspiration for his speeches.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:46 (nine years ago)

(xp) Fucking Nuneaton, I've heard more about that place in the last month than I have my entire life, and in fact, if I was 500 years that would no doubt still be the case.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 15:02 (nine years ago)

Shout out to the Holloway Massive

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 15:07 (nine years ago)

Aha, very suttle. As Noel (Coward) sang once, nearly, "Don't let's be beastly to the Corbyn"

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)

x-post ha, the first thing I saw when I opened that was a link to Peter Hitchens' blog. Nope.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:39 (nine years ago)

Cameron should be crossing his fingers that nobody Olof Palmes the bugger in the next few months.

Nah, the most he'll get is some eggs thrown at him, Russia's where they shoot troublesome opposition leaders.

Yes, that was partly in reference to Nesterov. The non-lol side of the ludicrous Cameron tweet, followed up by the CORBS HATES QUEEN front pages of today, is that it only takes one person to decide that he's too much of a threat to "national security" and their "family's security" to do something stupid. The lesson of recent Russian and Ukrainian domestic politics is that if you hype your enemies up as existential threats to the country, don't be surprised if someone shoots them. Corbyn is a very 'public' public figure - takes the tube to work, etc - and doesn't benefit from the security detail Cameron would. It's thankfully highly unlikely anything is going to happen to him but there's a genuinely dangerous side to some of the rhetoric.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 07:34 (nine years ago)

The implication of casting a party as a security threat could be the first step to making them illegal?

Its all bobbins as he has been invited to the Privy Council.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:09 (nine years ago)

Peston:

So here is the chatter: that one or a number of the New Labour Blairite ultras could cross the floor to the Tories, because of their personal relationship with Osborne - to whom they feel closer, in a political and social sense, than they do to Labour's new leader, Jeremy Corbyn. Osborne mixes in the same modish London metrosexual and metropolitan elite circles as them. He takes their calls, responds to their emails, and is fully abreast of their current agony. And they admire him. More than once I've been told, by a couple of their gang, that Osborne is the most impressive politician of the moment.

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:38 (nine years ago)

Osborne is the most impressive politician of the moment ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV ctrlV

opps

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:39 (nine years ago)

oh man that pisses me off.

stet, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)

Names please.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:44 (nine years ago)

Osborne mixes in the same modish London metrosexual and metropolitan elite circles as them

why would you use the word "metrosexual" here? does he really mean that most of osborne's male friends moisturise and are into fashion?

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:45 (nine years ago)

'One or a number' so that would be one then. And I'd be very surprised indeed if even one crosses the floor. This is just Peston being a prick, as usual.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:50 (nine years ago)

yeah, seems hard to believe really - you'd be a total laughing stock. surely that's just fed to peston by tories.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 09:51 (nine years ago)

idk, if you're in a marginal Labour seat in middle England and you think you're stuffed with Corbyn as leader, it might be tempting. A couple of Tories either defected under Hague and IDS when they thought the direction of the national party meant they'd stand a better chance as Labour, Lib Dem or independents.

A huge proportion of the PLP is closer politically to the Conservatives than they are to the agenda Corbyn is supposed to be pushing and may believe that their constituents will think the same.

Osborne is perversely well-regarded in a lot of political / press circles.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:02 (nine years ago)

Crossing my fingers it's Liz Kendall.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:06 (nine years ago)

Nah, it's not her. Simon Danczuck is really pissing me off this morning (worse than usual).

voodoo rage (suzy), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:08 (nine years ago)

obv it's Umunna, Frank Field doesn't bring "metrosexual" to mind

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:10 (nine years ago)

tbh defect to natural home or taken out back and executed as traitors, I'm good either way

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:11 (nine years ago)

A couple of Corbyn's own shadow team -- expect it from the Blarite lot -- are lightly criticising him for not singing the anthem. Inexperience showing.

xps = expect one or two idiots to cross the floor and join the Tories. The question of deselection and the like might become bigger. Don't enough around procedures on this.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

Kate Green tried to apologise this morning, smh

any election plan that relies on appeasing frothing royalists probly isn't worth having tbh

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:17 (nine years ago)

Couple of pieces in The Guardian calling for a media strategy. One of them by Owen Jones (who might be more interesting to read now) who is actually calling on his team to engage (e.g. appear on Sky) but idk I like this return to a pre-internet dealing w/papers mixed with a v strong dealing in social media.

I don't believe the message will ever get through the normal channels -- which is why they use social media so much -- so I'm fine with that. Energy needs to go elsewhere.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:24 (nine years ago)

2020 is too soon for social media to be enough. Maybe in 2030 as the population ages. I think the Peston piece is supposed to point towards Umunna, but he's not stupid enough to even consider crossing the floor. He's got a majority of 14k for one thing, he'd never hold his seat as a Tory.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:34 (nine years ago)

Some rent-a-quote young Labour MP was in concilliatory mode with the idiot who was interviewing her re: PMQs, and wanting to see a leader who 'she was proud of', so a mix of combative debate but with less shouting.

Quite like to see a damp squib. Such a non-event for Westminster bubble shitheads.

In the meantime unemployment has risen by 10k. xp = its not just about social media but engaging with voters via actual conversations. That's much harder than putting out a message that is heard above the noise of the right-wing press -- and that is hard enough, and a waste of time.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:43 (nine years ago)

Blairites are certainly fighting back by aligning with the right-wing press and taking advantage of the fact that the conference isn't there yet and they can't firm up every line of the policy. Really need shooting.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:48 (nine years ago)

my conference pack arrived yesterday 8)

conrad, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:55 (nine years ago)

this is good

stet, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:07 (nine years ago)

pmqs you mean?

conrad, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:23 (nine years ago)

looking fwd to watching

conrad, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:24 (nine years ago)

So watching PMQs now - by getting questions from the public it means Cameron can't be too disrespectful. Otoh it also means Corbyn can't be too agreessive - he can't call him a "poverty denier" to his face.

This will be attacked as boring/nothing to see - but this assumes PMQs are a format to hold the PM and government to account, which is a laughable notion in the first place.

This has been turned into a damp squib. Tick.jpg

Corbyn is a spectacle denier.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:28 (nine years ago)

Shocking news about Tony Parsons:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2015-09/12/tony-parsons-voting-conservative

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:34 (nine years ago)

Oh I was disappointed I'm on the bus and not in the lunchroom with the telly on; is it not as exciting as Twitter makes it out to be?

I just read the first Jeremy Corbyn / Owen Jones slash fic I've ever seen, so that's a plus. 👍

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:35 (nine years ago)

(Though I suppose this isn't really the thread for it, it has 0 to do with the Labour leadership - seems pretty likely that he wrote it shortly after the election and has been shopping it around)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:36 (nine years ago)

Yeah, PMQs. Changing the whole premise of the thing worked, and he's continuing something I've liked a lot recently: putting topics back up the agenda which have been considered mostly closed by WM mainstream. EG, everyone is now trotting out think pieces about nationalisation in the wake of his election, and I think we'll see more chat about social housing this week, simply because it was first question out the gate and by far the biggest in Corbyn's inbox.

There was definitely a lack of follow-up questions or actually making Cameron sweat, but that can come later, hopefully. Suspect if he'd tried that today, he'd have been humiliated and made to look amateurish — Cameron is too practiced at the sneering and jeering. At the very least Corbyn unbalanced him, I think. Even if he did so by offering him wide open goals to grandstand about his policies for minutes at a time.

stet, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:37 (nine years ago)

any election plan that relies on appeasing frothing royalists probly isn't worth having tbh

Sadly I think there are a lot of older working-class voters who very much do care, out of misplaced patriotism/nationalism rather than royalism per se. He could really have made an announcement about that beforehand, prepared the ground, rather than immediately being forced onto the defensive.

Of course Cameron was never going to go full attack dog on day one, he has to present himself as the voice of reasonable good sense.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:39 (nine years ago)

He can't help himself though. cf first SNP question

stet, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:42 (nine years ago)

He could really have made an announcement about that beforehand, prepared the ground, rather than immediately being forced onto the defensive.

Sounds like media management.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:47 (nine years ago)

I like the spectacle denial/damp squibness. Too much reporting/opinion merely reflective of writers' low boredom thresholds.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:54 (nine years ago)

Yeah I think we might all realise the value of media management before too long.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:56 (nine years ago)

At the very least Corbyn unbalanced him, I think.

Hopefully Corbyn will get to one a month of these. Get Andy Burnham to do a few, hopefully he can get to read a few of the questions from people getting fucked by this government instead of listening to spin doctors who told him to be more bloke-ish or whatever. Might do him good.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:56 (nine years ago)

Predict some column in the NS in the next few days about how everyone loves the drama of PMQs really, jeering and yelling is a fundamental part of the British character, etc.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:56 (nine years ago)

Like it doesn't have to be a full Campbell spin machine, just a level of preparation and advice to make sure you're not making basic entry-level mistakes.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 11:57 (nine years ago)

Sorry Matt I know - there was an ok-sih piece in The Guardian about this. Corbyn does need to decide what to do with the Labour party 'machine' he now inherits. Certainly doesn't need a spin doctor (LOL @ that notion) but certainly a halfway.

However it is early days and the media would've attacked him whatever he did. He doesn't ever get to win with them.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)

I mean really if the media is out to get him, he needs MORE professional media advice, not less. I suspect that Corbyn has as much to fear from his allies as his enemies. If he surrounds himself with people saying "yeah you don't need this shit" then he could end up retreating into a comfort zone of only preaching to people who are actively engaging, when most people engage passively with politics, and those are the people he needs to get his message through to.

The alternative is ending up the political version of Andre Villas Boas at Chelsea, where you take your mandate as license to change everything immediately, before realising you have no properly functioning infrastructure to build on, and you've overestimated the scale of your support when things start to go wrong.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:12 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPBTB22W8AEXkX6.jpg

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)

The thing is I don't feel anything has gone wrong w/yesterday, and he hardly went on the defensive either. There was a two min interview Corbyn gave to the BBC pre-PMQs and he seemed completely unconcerned. The BBC Annoucer said she could hardly hear him. I could, but he spoke low. Provided some lols. I'm loving every sec of this.

Point is he may get a couple of media ppl in (and they helped with his campaign - which lets face it met with a lot of opposition and he did ride it well) (so that's where your analogy with Villa Boas falls off), but he is not going to be trained to speak up.

The only thing to note its some of his cabinet aren't too bright. Hopefully the conference will iron out some of these things - at least on policy lines and the like they can parrot to these people on Newnight at 11pm. Even if they can't agree on whether national anthems are classic or dud.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)

Jesus Christ the state of the Telegraph website at the moment, the phrase 'Jeremy Corbyn involved in angry confrontation after his driver 'assaults' BBC cameraman outside home' is in larger type than the actually masthead.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)

So, not actually involved at all.

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)

On the actual page that links to: "The BBC can confirm there was an incident involving a BBC cameraman whilst filming Jeremy Corbyn leaving his home yesterday. He sustained some injuries for which he’s received treatment. The BBC has spoken to the Labour Party which has confirmed the incident involved a government driver, not a Labour Party member of staff." - big headline remains on Telegraph front page.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:49 (nine years ago)

This lunatic, Corbyn, is a clear and present danger to the security BBC cameramen.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

So, the Telegraph's motto is "Give a lie a five minute head start and you'll never catch it, hooray"

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

Wayne Rooney and Steven Gerrard got away with not singing the national anthem for years, then the FA went and appointed an Englishman as manager.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)

There are plenty of scots who will warm to him after not singing god save the queen. There'll also be some who don't, but whatever.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 14:32 (nine years ago)

If questions come from outside the HoC, I guess a follow-up isn't allowed?

As to media management, yes he needs some - many of those Tom Clark ideas were good. It is possible to manage the optics without sacrificing his principles (and he looks great in dark navy, so more of that, please).

With GSTQ he could sing the fourth verse and be OK - and yes, every Scot I know is pleased with him for being as silent as many of Britain's top footballers.

voodoo rage (suzy), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)

Emsy ‏@elphiemcdork 8h8 hours ago
If I were Corbyn now I'd be playing "what's the smallest thing I can do that'll make front page".

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 14:57 (nine years ago)

It's not the worst tactic in the world. The press are going to attack him whatever he does - he might as well make them look as petty as possible in the process.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 15:09 (nine years ago)

and he looks great in dark navy

I agree. That brownish jacket he wore today doesn't fit him properly. I've seen him in it before and it always looks too big on him (and colour not good, either). He needs a wardrobe advisor, but not to make the best of a bad job -- in the right clothes he looks fantastic. As you say, the navy suit (and those blue shirts he's been wearing at rallies are good, too).

dubmill, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)

anyone read the entrepreneurial state then?

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)

I don't think he needs a spin doctor in the campbell/tucker mould but a bit of message management & co-ordination wouldn't go amiss. would mitigate the press tack tht they only report the lines they're given. he's going to get beasted either way but can but try massage the message

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:46 (nine years ago)

jacobin piece addressing the doom-mongering comparisons to the 1983 election - https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/09/corbyn-labour-michael-foot-blair-benn-thatcher-falklands/ - some help against patronising olds like tony parsons whose imagination is curtailed by their long memories

ogmor, Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:42 (nine years ago)

Blair drew a different lesson, as he reportedly told Robin Cook: “The thing I learned . . . is that wars make prime ministers popular.”

Depends on the war mate

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:47 (nine years ago)

Yeah, remember how grateful the UK public were as soon as the 2nd world war was over, to Churchill?

Mark G, Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:07 (nine years ago)

Sort of wonder why people are so concerned about his media management - apart from the obvious (it's much more fun to discuss PR issues than issues)

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:25 (nine years ago)

http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9637452/why-ive-finally-given-up-on-the-left/

When will the good news end?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:34 (nine years ago)

It won’t wash, particularly as Jones cannot break with the pressures that enforce conformity in his left-wing world and accept the real reason why many leave the left. It ought to be obvious. The left is why they leave the left. Never more so than today.

In the past, people would head to the exits saying, ‘Better the centre right than the far left.’ Now they can say ‘better the centre right than the far right’. The shift of left-wing thought towards movements it would once have denounced as racist, imperialist and fascistic has been building for years. I come from a left-wing family, marched against Margaret Thatcher and was one of the first journalists to denounce New Labour’s embrace of corporate capitalism — and I don’t regret any of it. But slowly, too slowly I am ashamed to say, I began to notice that left-wing politics had turned rancid.

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:26 (nine years ago)

total spatial confusion in that quoted part.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)

xp I guess people are concerned about his media management because it matters and it's going badly and it could be improved hugely without turning Corbyn into another on-message drone.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)

His media management would be going 'great' if he was a Blairite.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)

fuck me, even the minor things, the relief - someone in public life willing to calmly say "well maybe I shouldn't have to kneel to the queen to do my job"

woof, Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:36 (nine years ago)

The 'maybe' is the only minor fault there. Otherwise lietrally everyting he has done so far has been great.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:39 (nine years ago)

He offered to make Jon Snow's cameraman a cuppa after their interview. Smashin' da game.

nashwan, Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)

i dunno, i would like to see him being trained not to say anything that the right wing press could use against him

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34278338

stet, Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)

Caught a bit of Jeremy Vine's phone in on Radio 2 there, full of wingnuts frothing at the mouth that a guy who doesn't want there to be a queen would even consider a role in her maj's govt. Nae chance of republicanism ever gaining traction if these guys are wanting the door to slam in their faces rather than even get a chance to talk about it.

ailsa, Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:05 (nine years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34278338

― stet, Thursday, 17 September 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yawn

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:29 (nine years ago)

You can take the view that having a cabinet that is not at all tied to the policies or the past or is even planning a re-run of some of these in 2020 is a positive.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:33 (nine years ago)

Caught a bit of Jeremy Vine's phone in on Radio 2 there, full of wingnuts frothing at the mouth that a guy who doesn't want there to be a queen would even consider a role in her maj's govt.

Well, don't vote for him, ya numpties.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:38 (nine years ago)

dunno how this will all work out, but it's good that this stuff is all up for grabs now.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:39 (nine years ago)

fuck me, even the minor things, the relief - someone in public life willing to calmly say "well maybe I shouldn't have to kneel to the queen to do my job"

― woof, Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this, so very much so

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:51 (nine years ago)

Was listening to this rabid tosser on R4 yesterday who was insinuating that an anti-royalist stance is disrespectful to the armed forces. Heh? like how? Not that it matters because pro-royalists can say shit like that unchallenged.

xelab, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:10 (nine years ago)

the armed forces don't deserve any respect

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:10 (nine years ago)

i mean no more than anyone else who worked for the state, or didn't.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:11 (nine years ago)

ha, climbdown!

Mark G, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:12 (nine years ago)

I don't really mean that, I mean that it's so easy to say something you didn't actually mean, all the way..

Mark G, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:13 (nine years ago)

I couldn't gaf about the armed forces and would dis-band the lot of them, but I don't think Jeremy would agree with me on this. I just don't like the way people free rein to demonise him, almost completely unchallenged at times.

xelab, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:19 (nine years ago)

get free rein

xelab, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:19 (nine years ago)

Was listening to this rabid tosser on R4 yesterday who was insinuating that an anti-royalist stance is disrespectful to the armed forces. Heh? like how? Not that it matters because pro-royalists can say shit like that unchallenged.

Aye, there was one of these bawbags on R2 earlier as well, basically saying Corbyn not bowing to the queen would be disrespectful to everyone who worked for any part of the civil service and was happy to serve the queen. Pretty sure civil servants don't have to bow to the queen as part of their role, or are even questioned as to their loyalty to the monarchy. But one MP not doing it, OH NOES INSURRECTION. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

ailsa, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:31 (nine years ago)

You have to take an oath to The Queen to serve as an MP, otherwise Sinn Fein MPs would be in Westminster. But the Privy Council ceremony is a whole 'nother level of throwback ring-kissing. I was having a fairly epic LOL last night watching Laura Kuenssberg's line of questioning collapse when Corbyn said he didn't know what the ceremony entailed and would have to think about it, because of course he knows, he's a Parliament nerd. The mischievous 'thank you!' was the icing on that cake for me.

voodoo rage (suzy), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:03 (nine years ago)

Tories booin' about being called Tory is obv the new racist booin' about being called racist

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:45 (nine years ago)

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/96380afe-5d34-11e5-9846-de406ccb37f2.html#axzz3m0b6BEiI

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:55 (nine years ago)

Hopefully the link works (doesn't the 2nd time I tried to click but its Corbyn's piece on the EU).

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:58 (nine years ago)

Oh Jeremy how can you attend to your constituents and their needs instead of attending the opening of the Rugby WC?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:20 (nine years ago)

He should have snubbed it

jordan amavero (imago), Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:21 (nine years ago)

He should've :-)

More Blairite tears (Freedland quoting Orwell, whom I take a mild dislike to and just makes him sound stupid in that piece) today so still loving this.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:30 (nine years ago)

But really imagine a politician not taking the perk of a free ticket.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:32 (nine years ago)

peak of the Freedland piece is surely the section comparing Corbyn to someone accused of sex offences:

On Sunday night Corbyn was filmed walking for several minutes, mutely refusing to answer reporters’ questions (...) But the result looked like a perp walk, the footage carrying the same visual grammar as yet another 70s celebrity helping police with their inquiries.

soref, Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:40 (nine years ago)

I was gonna say maybe Jeremy should learn how to drive but LOL apparently he rides motorbikes: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/18/left-1970s-jeremy-corbyn-diane-abbott-sex

This revolutionary revival will pass - its all just a shag and a lunch in John Lewis.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2015 20:39 (nine years ago)

that's an unfortunate URL

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 06:52 (nine years ago)

oh i see it is actually accurate OK

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 06:54 (nine years ago)

feel like corbyn deserves another thread at this point

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 20 September 2015 08:21 (nine years ago)

idk do you want a thread to discuss how to get and store a truckload of AK47s so we can fight the army should a Corbyn government ever get into power?

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 20 September 2015 09:26 (nine years ago)

it'll be an ironic end to the corbyn era when prince william installs himself as head of a military government

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 20 September 2015 09:57 (nine years ago)

Which all comes from the Tory "he is a threat" line...they are so stupid I bet they didn't foresee that a general would come out with this kind of 'loose' talk a week later.

http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/noel-whelan-british-media-s-hostile-treatment-of-corbyn-is-undemocratic-1.2355724#.Vf56uODZnqo.twitter

This is an ok summary that only covers highlights - so not much coup talk, his two A-levels, who he slept with, women being denied top jobs and other stuff. Unfortunately it does miss just how much he has been undermined by his own MPs who have also chosen to throw a hissy fit. Certain things you just can't even begin to manage, never mind put a spin on.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 20 September 2015 10:29 (nine years ago)

maybe the thread should be called 'how to get and store a truckload of AK47s: rolling UK politics in the post-corbyn era'

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 20 September 2015 10:53 (nine years ago)

i'm in

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 10:58 (nine years ago)

was thinking this morning that in the recurring BBC meme about Corbyn being "at odds with his party" what they mean by "party" should be rephrased as "about 200 career MPs who wdn't be missed by their constituents if their jobs were automated tomorrow"

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:00 (nine years ago)

Which is true, though idk whether the poster boy for voting against your party when you disagree with it is necessarily in the strongest position to call for loyalty from others. Working on the assumption that they are careerists, he will need to show pretty quickly their seats are going to be safer with him in charge. Probably a good case for pushing Simon Danczuk into a combine harvester at the first opportunity either way though.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:07 (nine years ago)

Probably a good case for pushing Simon Danczuk into a combine harvester at the first opportunity either way though.

^^sensible policies for a happier britain

soref, Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:10 (nine years ago)

i don't care whether he's consistent in regard to loyalty tbh, some positions are worth being loyal to and some aren't. there are realities to working with the PLP but i wdn't hold out much hope for bringing many of this shower into the fold - therefore his biggest task is reshaping the Party, not trying to cobble together a coalition of the unwilling

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:13 (nine years ago)

like, the average Blairite's objection to a move to the left runs a little deeper than the bullshit they spin about "unelectability"

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:14 (nine years ago)

had a fantasy of about 150 of them moving to the LDs and saving Corbyn a job

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:16 (nine years ago)

Screaming @ the last remaining Lib Dems piping up this week

lex pretend, Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:57 (nine years ago)

It even led a serious journalist like Jon Snow in an interview to ask Corbyn the absurd question of whether he loved his country.

Jon Snow is a dimwit, always has been.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:21 (nine years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyashton/the-battle-of-the-djs-at-the-lib-dem-disco-just-got-pretty-i#.sqKqa5Mde

Ashdown introduced his final track – Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” – with an inspiring message of hope: “Like the legend of the phoenix… Lib Dem fightback!”

woof, Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:34 (nine years ago)

lmao

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:35 (nine years ago)

Ashdown's spinning of 'Rose Rouge' a clear indication of where many LibDem MPs allegiance may be heading.

nashwan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:51 (nine years ago)

lmbo at the winning DJ's final track being Tubthumping.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:54 (nine years ago)

dunno, it can't be a senior serving member of the military trying to interfere in the democratic process because surely that wd be a court martial offence

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:21 (nine years ago)

let the muck throwing begin!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:27 (nine years ago)

people shook by this unelectable clown, seems to me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:28 (nine years ago)

including nicola sturgeon

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:28 (nine years ago)

http://www.tvcream.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/fairlysecretarmy.jpg

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Sunday, 20 September 2015 20:22 (nine years ago)

Corbyn is not just threatening to expose the sham of the PLP as an alternative to the Conservatives, but the sham of Britain’s liberal-left media as a real alternative to the press barons. Which is why the Freedlands and Toynbees, who are the keepers of the Guardian flame, of its undeserved reputation as the left’s moral compass, demonstrated such instant antipathy to his sudden rise to prominence.

...

But he won even so – and with an enormous lead over his rivals. In truth, the Guardian’s character assassination of Corbyn, rather than discrediting him, served only to discredit the paper with its own readers.

http://www.jonathan-cook.net/blog/2015-09-20/guardians-terrible-dilemma-over-corbyn/#sthash.poFlRCow&st_refDomain=www.facebook.com&st_refQuery=/

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 20 September 2015 22:09 (nine years ago)

maybe Corbyn is going to get a break from the press onslaught as Cameron's necro-pigfucking takes over for a while

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 20 September 2015 22:21 (nine years ago)

Thanks for the link jed.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 20 September 2015 22:46 (nine years ago)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

erm

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 September 2015 22:57 (nine years ago)

Also happening in Psychoactive Substances: Rolling UK Politics in The Neo-Con Era

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 20 September 2015 22:59 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/25/jeremy-corbyn-earthquake-labour-party

Crucially missing is the panic from writers in The Guardian and elsewhere. The quote from jed's link above seems to cover it.

This piece is hilarious: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/25/labour-conference-jeremy-corbyn

More garbage polls, Cruddas rolled out again, "Labour self-examinations" including a link to Guardian Labour page, and biggest LOL goes to: "And fourth, there should be an explicit ban on attempts to deselect sitting MPs."

xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 September 2015 11:23 (nine years ago)

Cruddas is terrible, just the ultimate 'bring problems rather than solutions' middle-manager. That said, the observation about the British public being economically left-leaning but fiscally conservative is an interesting one. The problem is that every survey I've seen on why people didn't vote Labour has conflated "they would spend too much" with "they would put our economy at risk" and really they should be entirely different options.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 September 2015 11:33 (nine years ago)

You can effectively conflate the two under 'there was a big financial crisis under their watch' as both assertions seem a misconception spun from that fact (and bearing in mind, although they don't, that Osborne has spent more since).

nashwan, Friday, 25 September 2015 11:59 (nine years ago)

It certainly helps to conflate the two if you are hoping for a certain kind of answer, yes.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 September 2015 12:01 (nine years ago)

Cruddas's analysis looks broadly accurate, his conclusions are horrible

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:30 (nine years ago)

has conflated "they would spend too much" with "they would put our economy at risk" and really they should be entirely different options.

Varoufakis was very good on this on Question Time last night, shooting down an audience member who used the age old and, of course, entirely wrong household budgeting trope with relation to saving in the economy. It's an outrage that the british public don't realise the ridiculousness of this stance. No one in the media ever questions it though. He also had the balls to say: “To be talking about reducing the state further when effectively what you are doing is reducing taxes like inheritance tax and at the same time you are cutting benefits – that is class war.”

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:17 (nine years ago)

It's an outrage that the british public don't realise the ridiculousness of this stance. No one in the media ever questions it though.

it's completely counter-intuitive if you haven't studied economics (and you can pass through the entire education system with zero knowledge of economics)

i mean, i've had it explained and i'm aware that it's a false analogy but i couldn't tell you why

lex pretend, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:53 (nine years ago)

Obama got it by the American public by stressing it's about job creation. Miliband and Balls, both economics wonks, lacked the ability to communicate it clearly enough to the average voter.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)

The problem is that every survey I've seen on why people didn't vote Labour has conflated "they would spend too much" with "they would put our economy at risk" and really they should be entirely different options.

OTM. It's pro-austerity bias.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)

Lex, because if you're in a salaried job and you decide to save a much higher proportion of your wages you're still going to continue to get your salary, it's not going to go down because you're saving more. But if everyone in the country decides to save their wages then much less money is being spent in the economy on goods and services and the less that is spent the less other people earn and unemployment goes up. Think, then, about the government deciding not to spend. Or the government cutting services. Or benefits. All of that leads to a spiral downwards and an increasing gap between the rich and the poor.

Is that basically right, everyone?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)

I mean are those the correct basics, rather.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:15 (nine years ago)

Yes.

Mark G, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)

Here is Question Time, which I usually never watch but did happen to see last night. Varoufakis ws really good. The exchange with 10 quid bloke starts at 34:00.

Most ppl don't know much economics (incl me) but I did understand what Varoufakis was saying there.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:54 (nine years ago)

Crap side of this is I find myself watching people I've ignored for years like Andrew Marr :-(

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:28 (nine years ago)

http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2015/09/28/jeremy-corbyn-backer-calls-for-traitorous-peter-mandelon-to

Former shadow education secretary Tristram Hunt, told fringe events that his wing of the party felt "like the inside of a pig's head," adding that "we need to pick ourselves up and get the taste of defeat out of our mouth."

eww dude

xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 September 2015 09:48 (nine years ago)

Bonnie Greer ‏@Bonn1eGreer

Oh, @johnmcternan follows me.
Ok. So..hey, John- is it ALL bad?
Jeez.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 September 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)

Think I mentioned on another thread that John McTernan was at the Jaki Liebezeit/Hans-Joachim Irmler gig at Café Oto going fairly apeshit.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 28 September 2015 12:15 (nine years ago)

no wai!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 September 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)

Lol apparently Tristram & Chuka have both fucked off home before Corbyn's speech.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)

Are Blair/Brown/Miliband/Balls even at the conference? I'm assuming not because if they were they'd be mobbed by reporters.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)

Not sure the Albert Speer manoeuvre is going to work for Tristram & Chuka in this age of media saturation

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:45 (nine years ago)

Peter Mandelson was at the conference, god (or devil) knows why.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:46 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/648865451825582080

Neil S, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:48 (nine years ago)

Taking names.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:49 (nine years ago)

Got to say this is a genuinely entertaining display of pant-wetting right now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:56 (nine years ago)

new Twitter biog for John there etc. And yes Corbyn winding up the hacks is extremely amusing.

Neil S, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)

Blairites are just about the worst people imaginable.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 14:59 (nine years ago)

John Ren Tool, amirite?

Seriously though, a) I'd be well interested to compare that with his reactions to any other party leaders speech from the last ten-fifteen years or so. I expect that even with those he was sceptical of or unsympathetic to, you won't find anything like that level of invective. True toys-out-the-pram stuff.

b) If that's his twitter and newspaper byline photo, Christ knows how rough the dude looks in real life. Had he just given blood or something?

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:00 (nine years ago)

As a political journalist you would need to have had one hell of a self-awareness and dignity bypass to throw that kind of hissy fit.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:04 (nine years ago)

Trite, sanctimonious and patronising are surely compliments coming from the biographer of Tony Blair.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)

John McTernan
‏@johnmcternan

Worst political speech I have ever heard by some distance

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)

He was Political Secretary/Director of Political Operations at 10 Downing Street for Tony Blair[3] from 2005 to 2007, where he provided political management and support for the development of the government's political strategy .In 2007 McTernan was seconded to the Scottish Labour Party to run its campaign for the May 2007 Scottish Parliament election.[4][5][6] In 2007 he worked on the November 2007 Australian Labor Party federal election campaign.[3] From 2007 to 2008 he was Special Adviser to Des Browne, Secretary of State for Scotland and Secretary of State for Defence.[7] He was special adviser to Jim Murphy MP, the Secretary of State for Scotland from 2008 until May 2010.[citation needed] From June 2010 to October 2011 he was a columnist at The Scotsman.[citation needed] From February 2011 to October 2011 he was Thinker in Residence at the Government of South Australia.[8] In September 2011, he was appointed as communications director to the Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard.[9] In January 2015, he was appointed Chief of Staff to Jim Murphy, Scottish Labour Leader ahead of the 2015 general election, and oversaw media and policy in this role.

Serial loser pretending to be a winner.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)

yup:

Huw Lemmey ‏@spitzenprodukte 6 mins6 minutes ago

We asked John McTernan how he would stop the impeding disaster and turn around Labour to achieve the sort of victory he managed in Scotland.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)

From February 2011 to October 2011 he was Thinker in Residence at the Government of South Australia.

#bullshitJob

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:18 (nine years ago)

Says more about South Australia than it does about John McTernan tbh

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)

Doubt this South Australia even exists - wiki must be making it up again.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:20 (nine years ago)

First I've really seen of Corbyn since he won the leadership election was on the Marr show at the weekend and I was shocked and stunned* to discover he's a lying duplicitous spinning sound-bitey career politician who may as well have WESTMINSTER stamped on his head.

*not really

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:38 (nine years ago)

Telegraph keepin' it in perspective

A snap poll by Sky News after Jeremy Corbyn's speech has founded that 53 per cent of people can see him as a future Prime Minister.

Some 66 per cent of those surveyed believe he is a good Labour leader.

Also, 61 per cent felt that he could keep his promises.

And 59 per cent of people said they were more likely to vote for him.

The Sky Pulse survey also found that he was more popular among women and those under the age of 34.

Some people, however, made unfortunate comparisons between Mr Corbyn's outfit and that of Mr Bean:

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:50 (nine years ago)

"Some people"

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 15:57 (nine years ago)

LOL Sky reported it as 47% can't imagine Corbyn as PM.

What are the things we are getting rid of in our new politics? I've got: left-wing think tanks, focus groups, polls

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:03 (nine years ago)

Some people they hurt one another
They love to see
Hurt in the other one's eyes

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:03 (nine years ago)

Come on, this is pretty good going. Kinnock had to forcibly expel people he didn't agree with at conference - these cunts are leaving on their own.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:05 (nine years ago)

South Australia North Australia Marilyn Monroe

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:11 (nine years ago)

He was the director of communications for the Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard, from September 2011 to June 2013.[1] He was Chief of Staff to the 2014–2015 leader of the Scottish Labour Party, Jim Murphy, who resigned after the Labour Party lost all but one seat in Scotland, including Murphy's, in the 2015 general election.

Can't think why labour members won't buck their ideas up and listen to this natural born winner.

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:16 (nine years ago)

this is kind of bad, right?

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/09/much-of-jeremy-corbyns-speech-today-was-written-for-ed-miliband-in-2011/

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:21 (nine years ago)

Already shot down as the speechwriter sends pretty much the same policy doc to every Labour leader hoping bits will be included, and says it was an honour to him that Corbyn used a passage he was particularly proud of.

voodoo rage (suzy), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:27 (nine years ago)

jesus the press really are intolerable

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)

I sent it to Team Corbyn as I have sent it to each and every Labour leader before him. I am very proud of that passage. I had no idea they were going to use it until today, but I am delighted that they have. It is a very fine passage. I sent it by post two weeks ago, to the leader of the opposition’s office.

I offered it to him as Labour leader, because I felt it was a passage applicable to anyone with the values of the Labour party. I also published it on my website, probably about four years ago. It may look like they took it from there but that isn’t the case and to say it was stolen or plagiarised is nonsense.

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)

Nice try, Massie, ya smarmy cunt.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:37 (nine years ago)

who is worse: the 'neutral' 'centrists' (massie/torrance/deerin etc) or the labour 'moderates' (rentoul/hodges/mcternan etc)

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)

What hellish fiends from your deepest darkest nightmares could possibly rival the latter crew?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)

hey, they're all vermin to me

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:48 (nine years ago)

Is the Guardian as shite as it's always been?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:58 (nine years ago)

i can't tell the difference between the Guardian and the Mail in the current climate, but yeah it has always been shite

xelab, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:09 (nine years ago)

At one point, he read out what seemed to be a stage direction, saying aloud words that had been put there to guide his delivery: “Strong message here,” he said, interrupting his own sentence.

Exit stage far left amirite

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 07:54 (nine years ago)

Exit pursued by a Blairite.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 08:13 (nine years ago)

They have always been the real enemy.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 08:46 (nine years ago)

A danger to our nation's security:

That one word answer to @Sarah_Montague may hang around Jeremy Corbyn's neck. Wd you as PM ever use nuclear weapons? “No” #bbcr4today #boom

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 08:59 (nine years ago)

#boom

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:05 (nine years ago)

this is all so bullshit

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:05 (nine years ago)

I only caught Newsnight towards the end last night and Freedland did admit that maybe "we don't know anything anymore". Don't worry Jonathan and The Guardian. Keep on shedding tears for Blairism as hard as the rest of the PLP, and be as puerile as the Torygraph and The Daily Mail and you'll win in the end, and maybe you'll get someone who is willing to push the button.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:14 (nine years ago)

A lot of the media just can't believe -- for all the tripe around how there isn't any clear policy around the economy, for example -- how Corbyn and a few of his cabinet are actually very clear on certain things. So gasps of disbelief around nuclear or standing alongside unions when strike action comes along no questions asked.

Forget Osborne's fiscal charter, a lot of questions are set-up as traps on immigration, but then Corbyn calmly explains that numbers are small instead of pandering to idiotic prejudice that are fed by fake horror stories in the press, or the nuclear button as above. They just aren't used to 'yes' or 'no' answers. I really had to laugh as I watched Evan Davies present a straight face and move on as John McDonnell nicely explain that globalization isn't all that's cracked up to be. He really thought that somehow he might have had him! It must mean these people have convictions and actually believe in stuff before they say them and haven't spent days and nights looking at results from focus groups or polls.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:33 (nine years ago)

I honestly can't believe that in the UK in 2015 "Will you nuke another country?" is a question to which the electable answer is "Indubitably."

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:52 (nine years ago)

I honestly can't believe it's being asked at all.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:56 (nine years ago)

Since Trident is almost certainly going to be given the go-ahead its a question however Corbyn has always stood in opposition: the "No" is hardly a "we've got him now".

In a parallel way its a bit like Trump, i.e. just what is he going to say next that will finally sink him. But he has been elected and all these views are consistent with what hes said in the past.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:25 (nine years ago)

should make a quickfire questionnaire of it, go through each country asking whether or not he would nuke them.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:33 (nine years ago)

It's particularly amazing to me that the BBC are going all out to undermine the candidate that wants to preserve them, rather than the guys who want to destroy them.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:38 (nine years ago)

jeremy if isis was going to team up with hitler and the only way you could stop them was by going back in time and dropping a nuclear bomb on baby hitler would you push the button.

woof, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:40 (nine years ago)

This would be up for consultation and debate.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:50 (nine years ago)

It's particularly amazing to me that the BBC are going all out to undermine the candidate that wants to preserve them, rather than the guys who want to destroy them.

classic misguided response of the bullied to their bullies though, isn't it? like a kind of stockholm syndrome. bbc as reek, tories as the boulton bastard.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:54 (nine years ago)

idk, its not the BBC as such as the organizations/media are populated by people of a similar background.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 11:03 (nine years ago)

My assumption for the last couple of years has been that the BBC have been told to toe the line or else by the Tories.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 11:42 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/rosschawkins/status/649181755497385984/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

What does this even mean?

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)

It means it was a great thing she wasn't appointed shadow chancellor.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:37 (nine years ago)

it was Angela who was in the frame for shadow chancellorship I think, but yes

soref, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:41 (nine years ago)

she's right, being honest about your beliefs is no way to get a policy process going

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:47 (nine years ago)

incidentally my favourite current Blairite meme is the crocodile tears for "ordinary working class people" whose one true electoral hope has suddenly been hijacked by middle class Trots

honest to god, lower than vermin

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:49 (nine years ago)

has anyone pressed Cameron on whether he would ever nuke another country yet? I'm sure he would manage to give some sort of woolly none-answer (which is what Corbyn's critics are saying that Corbyn should have done) but it seems like it would having a go at getting him to say yes

soref, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:51 (nine years ago)

Its like this: spend 100 billion and never use the things. The unions protect jobs and humanity carries on. Japan and China and so many countries spend billions building road and rail to nowhere so I don't know why we can't waste cash like this too.

I don't see the problem #simples

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ABghHHFv5k
this is remarkable.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:09 (nine years ago)

is it from today? Can't watch until later.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:14 (nine years ago)

I believe so.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:20 (nine years ago)

Wow.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:28 (nine years ago)

I'm under the impression that Eamonn Holmes has been slowly going madder and madder for the last decade, and now is utterly irredeemably insane, but no one has noticed because the change has been so gradual.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:31 (nine years ago)

didn't he sue to stop john culshaw doing impressions of him?

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:34 (nine years ago)

yeah, that is remarkable on many levels. 'was this your fa cup final?' / 'it's almost like a religious message' / 'you don't love and respect everybody, you hate the tories!' / 'do you play for a place in the top four or do you want to win?!?' / 'the general populace want to know has he got the right tie on'

not sure i'd have been as patient as corbyn was in the face of eamonn holmes' deeply weird, bizarrely football-centric questioning. while listening to corbyn, holmes' face ranges between blankness, skepticism and pulling a face like someone off-camera has just taken a giant steaming shit

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:42 (nine years ago)

"sorry to interrupt you saying lots of things"

nxd, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:43 (nine years ago)

^top 4 bit probably best/worst part of the interview imo

nxd, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:44 (nine years ago)

Holmes is certifiable.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 14:36 (nine years ago)

"It's particularly amazing to me that the BBC are going all out to undermine the candidate that wants to preserve them, rather than the guys who want to destroy them."

BBC news just attempts to say what the people working there have decided is the most commonly held view. In any BBC newsroom I worked in, apart from maybe Newsround, there was like a running competition to change or rubbish the angle of a story by criticising it with a sentence that began with "but what if I'm a..." and the questioner creates a person everyone can assume to be stereotypically right wing - eg "a squaddie from Wigan with bills to pay".

The more you can erase your own mind and place yourself in the shoes of these base creations, the more you're seen to be doing your job, the BBC journalist flagellates their own better judgement, the organisation flagellates itself, everyone working for it criticises it incessantly, but nobody can change it.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 14:59 (nine years ago)

Hey this is a fun game! "But what if I'm a UKIP member used car salesmen from Rochester in dispute with the Child Support Agency?"

Neil S, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)

That makes a lot of sense re: the BBC.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)

There's no one right-wing in Wigan, for what it's worth.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)

depends what you mean, but it used to be a hub of BNP activity

ogmor, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:57 (nine years ago)

Well it's been a solid Labour seat since 1910, the current MP (and new member of the shadow cabinet) Lisa Nandy has a majority of over 14k and the BNP didn't have a candidate standing in the general election. There was an attempted National Front rally in the town a few weeks ago that was soundly rejected by locals, although a few windows were smashed.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:07 (nine years ago)

The Beeb's coverage of Corbyn's conference speech was reasonably... well, neutral if not actually positive, I thought.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:21 (nine years ago)

Alan's post is clear evidence of why no one should base what they're doing - be it news coverage or political policy - on imagined strawmen. Either do proper research and make conclusions off that or rally people around strong principles. Don't just make shit up that you think might be the case but don't actually believe in.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:35 (nine years ago)

xxxxp all salt of the earth ordinary people are right wing, ppl who aren't right wing are all ivory tower student iirc

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:42 (nine years ago)

xp to alan. you're not contradicting me. could probably make a case for the former bnp now probably ukip voters being leftwing racists though

ogmor, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:45 (nine years ago)

could probably make a case for voting for 95 percent of Labour MPs in the last 20 years making you a right winger

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:51 (nine years ago)

Wigan's 40% Tory+UKIP & 50% Labour so there's a fair chance of a few right wingnuts there.

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:51 (nine years ago)

Well, it's true there aren't literally no right wing people in Wigan. But it seems odd to pick a left-wing town as a symbol of right-wing beliefs.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:04 (nine years ago)

The Beeb's coverage of Corbyn's conference speech was reasonably... well, neutral if not actually positive, I thought.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap)

Coverage of the nuke thing, on currently, not so much.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:12 (nine years ago)

You guys realise that LG may have just picked Wigan at random, right?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:46 (nine years ago)

he won't make that mistake again!

ogmor, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:51 (nine years ago)

Do you think that LG has ever actually been to Wigan?

(Or is that the point; like, how disconnected BBC meeja types are?)

Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:53 (nine years ago)

The original post seemed pretty self-explanatory to me, it doesn't actually matter whether people in Wigan are actually right wing or not. Or squaddies for that matter.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:56 (nine years ago)

it's not so much that i picked it at random (one editor actually used to say "a hairdresser from wigan" as their exact strawperson) - as what matt said, that it was entirely fabricated either way. if wigan isn't even remotely right wing (in so far as a place can have a political leaning) that'd make the point i'm making stand even more.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:05 (nine years ago)

there's a fetish for a completely fabricated idea of "real people". and an inherent belief, not so uncommon i suppose, that authenticity somehow comes down to how willing to "tell it like it is" you are, ie how right wing you'll "dare" to be.

i found bbc's corbyn coverage appalling to be honest - i seldom watch bbc news (or any tv news) but i'm on holiday with my parents - it had a huge editorial slant and the same questioning and bemused tone as they use for anything they've decided people think is "unusual". the whole inform/educate/entertain thing has a nasty way of acting like a filter.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:11 (nine years ago)

That even hypothetically rejecting the option to deploy nukes is this week's internal controversy is just so mind-bendingly idiotic - inevitable tho I suppose, until he does more actual stuff as actual oppo leader that the desperate clamouring right can bleat about.

nashwan, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:45 (nine years ago)

Meanwhile our PM is taking it upon himself to tell Jamaica to 'get over,' slavery.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)

Nuke the cunt imo

nashwan, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:22 (nine years ago)

this is remarkable.

― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, September 30, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ferguson/football managers are dictatorial but Corbyn takes out the toxic word and explains that managing a football isn't the same as leading a political party.

He has the patience of a saint.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:23 (nine years ago)

Its a funny present, isn't it? A Jail.

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:28 (nine years ago)

People just act in peculiar ways to get Corbyn out of his comfort zone.

Men will be very blokey and idiotically masculine. Boris saying 'COME ON JEREMY PLAY ALONG and support the Eng Rugby team' etc. and Holmes now going 'WHAT'S THE MATTER DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN?!?!'

Women otoh, such as Laura Kuenssberg or Cathy Newman get really angsty @ him when he isn't bothered by questions around who he associated with or bowing to the Queen. The former seemed thrown back when Corbyn said he literally had no idea people did this stuff in Privy Council meetings, a controversial statement was within her grasp but he calmly said he'd go away and think more on it.

I don't know why people say he should have more media advice. So far he's doing pretty well.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:43 (nine years ago)

btw, "Managing a Football" ?

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:49 (nine years ago)

sure you can complete that Mark. I am having a nuclear meltdown.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:32 (nine years ago)

ffs: https://twitter.com/lukeakehurst/status/649313262824214528

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:35 (nine years ago)

cool nuclear war fan fiction tho

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 08:47 (nine years ago)

Akehurst used to be the regional organiser in Hackney and is the primary reason i left the party. It would be difficult to find a bigger Blairite manbaby.

The idea that the UK could unilaterally nuke anywhere, or could attack Russia without being completely obliterated in response, is so far-fetched it highlights how absurd having the weapons in the first place is. There is no realistic scenario in which they could ever be required.

I'd absolutely encourage journalists to follow this line of thinking though. What percentage of the UK population would politicians be willing to swap for a hypothetical strike on Russia? 80% wiped out? 90%

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 October 2015 08:55 (nine years ago)

If British troops are in Estonia at all, they're there as part of NATO's collective security agreement. So the existence or not of trident would be irrelevant anyway. And then spiderman and the my little ponies team up to stop the war

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 09:05 (nine years ago)

If British troops are in Estonia at all, they're there as part of NATO's collective security agreement.

or possibly on a stag weekend

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 09:10 (nine years ago)

i found bbc's corbyn coverage appalling to be honest - i seldom watch bbc news (or any tv news) but i'm on holiday with my parents - it had a huge editorial slant and the same questioning and bemused tone as they use for anything they've decided people think is "unusual". the whole inform/educate/entertain thing has a nasty way of acting like a filter.

At some point it feels like they mistook 'throwing every possible bias around like a barbed weapon' for 'impartiality'.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 09:42 (nine years ago)

John Woodcock, whose Barrow and Furness constituency is where much of the work for the new submarines will take place if MPs give the go ahead for the renewal of Trident next year, said Mr Corbyn’s comments were “unfortunate” and “concerning” for Britain’s national security.

He said that if Mr Corbyn took his current views into Downing Street, it would make the prospect of a nuclear war more likely.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 09:56 (nine years ago)

toying with using Woodcock's admirable candidness in the past about his struggles with depression for a cheap zing

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

He said that if Mr Corbyn took his current views into Downing Street, it would make the prospect of a nuclear war more likely

I'm confident Presidents Reagan and Gorbachev can reach some sort of agreement with regard to limiting these strategic arms.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:19 (nine years ago)

lol remember when New Zealand banned nuclear armed US ships from visiting, and then the Soviet Union wiped the country off the map with a devastating first strike

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:26 (nine years ago)

thing that yanks my scrote is that all these ding-dongs argue that nuclear war is a real threat that demands billions of investment, but seemingly few of them view climate change as anything but a vague hypothetical that might never happen or at least something that would just be a waste of money to try and address

Ray Chard (NickB), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:33 (nine years ago)

Think of the Estonians, I beg of you... the, er, Estonians from the future that is.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:36 (nine years ago)

At what point is this moronic hysteria actually going to die down?

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:39 (nine years ago)

This is stupid. I know its Polly, but what JC is doing is re-orienting positions (especially in Labour which has always been appalling at foreign policy) and ultimately saying things that are never said. Its great he is taking his views gained on the backbenches and suddenly not forgetting them -- as if he should grow up now.

Don't care if he doesn't become PM.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:45 (nine years ago)

the point at which ultradogmatic received wisdom has been challenged and reflected upon sufficiently that it is no longer the only factor in the forming of "reasonable" opinions for "normal" discourse xpost

conrad, Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:47 (nine years ago)

I know its Polly

She can always go off and join the SDP again.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:48 (nine years ago)

Uhhh, not sure why she lapsed in to Burns at the end of that.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:50 (nine years ago)

a’ the seas gang dry, And the rocks melt wi’ the sun.

Gee, I wonder if there's any kind of avoidable cataclysm that could cause rocks to melt, and seas to dry up.

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 10:54 (nine years ago)

red rose mate it's labour's logo

supposedly devised by peter mandelson

conrad, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:01 (nine years ago)

apropos of nothing lol @ england rugby team having same logo as labour party

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:03 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/30/housing-crisis-policy-myth-realities

That there is a housing “crisis”. There is none. Too many people cannot find the house they want in London and the south-east, which is where most politicians and commentators live.

That's ok then.

Stopped reading there.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:00 (nine years ago)

Oh why did Corbyn go on about the commentariat?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)

Jenkins solution (adding a floor or two to buildings right across the country) strikes me as the single least efficient solution imaginable, but it won't ruin his comfy London skyline or the view of a field from outside his house, so that's alright then.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:09 (nine years ago)

He and I were both teenage Aldermaston marchers in an era when the bomb was an ever-present fear.

if the fear has gone isn't it now just an ever-present waste of money

conrad, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:09 (nine years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11902864/Jeremy-Corbyn-has-no-understanding-of-the-British-people-beyond-Islington.html

Here's another middle-aged over-privileged hack telling people younger and poorer than him that their concerns are illegitimate.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:10 (nine years ago)

Wonder how long it's been since he actually spoke to a person struggling to both eat and heat their house, and asked them what they feel about "self-reliance".

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:13 (nine years ago)

Oh this one is a complete and utter creep. I think he called Hollande's government "socialist" (back when these people were fighting the bits from Milliband that were connecting w/voters: caps on energy prices etc.) When called on it I seem to recall a "my mother is French" type reply, as if he wasn't capable of selling her down the river.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)

Don't care if he doesn't become PM.

This strikes me as pretty complacent. I'd rather have Corbyn as leader of the opposition than Liz Kendall as PM, but there's no point in opening up the debate if the neoliberals on both sides of the house can then go "see, argument won!" in five years time. I want him to win the election, and to do that he will at some point have to come out of his comfort zone and start considering how he can win round sceptical swing voters (and no that doesn't mean 'shift to the right').

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:18 (nine years ago)

Or that he called France a "failed socialist state". I only remember because the French ambassador came onto the news to talk about it. No idea why he thought it was a good idea to pay attention. xp

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:19 (nine years ago)

I seem to recall a "my mother is French" type reply

He was born in France and lived there till he was 17, of course that is no barrier to understanding the British people as profoundly as he does.

With wages in the private sector growing by a stunning 4.4 per cent annually in real terms

Well, in that case, wage rises and trebles all round for public sector workers!

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)

surely an independent deterrent is only necessary if the UK...... pulls out of NATO ;)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)

"Don't care if he doesn't become PM." does NOT mean I'd want Liz Kendall as leader of the opposition.

I do want him to win votes but he is fighting a lot of people - in the unions, shadow cabinet and PLP...commentators and the media do happen to be the least of his problems.

I can't see him gaining enough swing votes or having a strategy to connect w/them. More about him connecting with younger voters who can't get a house, who are denied opportunities etc. and many who don't normally vote (both of these via mass movements that bypass Westminster, as Corbyn is as outside Westminster as possible for someone inside the thing). Just as importantly its about being there long enough to speak the language that doesn't acquiesce to business (and all those accompanying strands of the last 25 years).

Ultimately he is a transitional figure. xps

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:35 (nine years ago)

With wages in the private sector growing by a stunning 4.4 per cent annually in real terms

Well, in that case, wage rises and trebles all round for public sector workers!

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, October 1, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Another hilarious appearance where he talked about the rise of people claiming themselves as self-employed as meaning that people had all of a sudden the UK had become more entrepreneurial and not a sign they were unemployed or too ashamed to claim benefits.

Seemed to be on Newsnight about once a week but I think even they had enough #BBCLeftWingBias

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:49 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/01/feminism-hotel-women-london-workers

Basically if people around Corbyn start building campaigns and movements around things like this - that's more important than connecting with swing voters right now.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 13:07 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2015/oct/01/if-jeremy-corbyn-lacks-one-thing-its-the-powerful-poetry-of-vision

One more thing Corbyn lacks.

Never mind that Cameron is no orator, keeps fluffing his lines and yet it doesn't matter because he has elites backing him.

Or that Obama is a technocrat and that having charisma really doesn't matter.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)

quality concern trolling there

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:51 (nine years ago)

I think Giles Fraser is a Corbyn supporter?

Expecting Corbyn to start attempting to hone things over the next few weeks, hoping someone steers him into dark blue jackets (if not suits) at some point during the process (note: everyone nice that I know in fashion really wants to take him shopping, including designer friend whose last show was attended by Tom Watson at her request).

voodoo rage (suzy), Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:10 (nine years ago)

reckon polo necks could be a goer- it's a wild card, but JC's already shown he's prepared to tear up the rule book.

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:48 (nine years ago)

do you think he still has this burgundy jacket? it shows up in a lot of old photos but he doesn't seem to wear it any more

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/article31391407.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/2015-07-21_new_11315877_I3.JPG

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:15 (nine years ago)

he worse it (or something similar) to meet Chavez as well

https://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/corbyn1.jpg?w=900

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:15 (nine years ago)

here is the jacket being combined with a purple shirt in 2003

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5818217.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/CD5163852.jpg

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:21 (nine years ago)

joolsd ‏@joolsd

Dan Hodges gets home, puts on Crockett's Theme from the Miami Vice soundtrack, sparks up a fatty, and rolls the nuclear test footage

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:19 (nine years ago)

glenda jackson is dan hodges' mother !

conrad, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:41 (nine years ago)

young Dan Hodges

http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/375px/100F-052-018.jpg

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:46 (nine years ago)

what could have been:

He would like their son to become a builder like his grandfather. The baby's grandmother has other ideas: Little Daniel will have a glorious future as a professional wrestler. The whole family has already decided the question of whether the baby should take up acting: NEVER!

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)

where did adams get that tie? i assume that was decommissioned - or a significant chess piece in the negotiations.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)

iirc Jonathan Freedland quoted Oscar Wilde saying that the trouble w/politics is that it takes "too many evenings".

Now you might think its another empty witticism from Oscar but here I am watching Question Time instead of listening to Black Sabbath and thinking maybe he has a point.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)

kind of freaked out by this guy in the Question Time audience

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:29 (nine years ago)

totally, the older shitcunt who earlier went on about how Corbyn disrespects the army etc etc.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:33 (nine years ago)

Lord Sugar will move to China if Corbyn is elected PM. #result

xyzzzz__, Friday, 2 October 2015 11:19 (nine years ago)

He loves democracy and freedom.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 2 October 2015 11:21 (nine years ago)

Just when will the good news end?

xyzzzz__, Friday, 2 October 2015 11:42 (nine years ago)

apparently while us smug middle class dilettantes cheer on Corbyn there are millions of vulnerable working class people gon' suffer without the prospect of new Labour continuing its awesome work of making the country better for vulnerable working class people

nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 October 2015 12:04 (nine years ago)

Alan Sugar is so good at picking winners that in the 1980s he turned down Bill Gates and his flash-in-the-pan 'Windows' offering. He's reported as saying "we're a consumer electronics manufacturer, not a bunch of geeks, we don't give a shit".

Matt DC, Friday, 2 October 2015 12:09 (nine years ago)

Lord Sugar will move to China if Corbyn is elected PM. #result

same place he moved all the manufacturing jobs amirite #trenchant

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Friday, 2 October 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/city-news/alan-sugar-moved-america-id-3183318

In typically modest style, he says: “People said that had I moved to America in the mid-80s I’d have gone on to rule the world.”

Maybe he can move now as his kids have grown-up. xp

xyzzzz__, Friday, 2 October 2015 12:35 (nine years ago)

apparently while us smug middle class dilettantes cheer on Corbyn there are millions of vulnerable working class people gon' suffer without the prospect of new Labour continuing its awesome work of making the country better for vulnerable working class people

― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Friday, October 2, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Link? I need some comedy.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 2 October 2015 12:39 (nine years ago)

Sugar's brilliantly conceived Amstrad home computers were another of his great successes in the 80's, lol they were just slightly better than a ZX81 iirc

xelab, Friday, 2 October 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)

apparently while us smug middle class dilettantes cheer on Corbyn there are millions of vulnerable working class people gon' suffer without the prospect of new Labour continuing its awesome work of making the country better for vulnerable working class people

seen a lot of this from ostensibly left wing people. Dunno how much is buying into media bullshit and how much it's actually a valid point. tbh I'd be surprised if Corbyn-led Labour does win in 2020, but that's because I'm a bitter misanthrope who hates Britain.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 October 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)

The whole problem with the other candidates was that, even if they had sincere intentions in that direction, none of them were talking about it or how they intended to go about it. Instead they swallowed austerity rhetoric and went along with Harriet Harman on the welfare bill and hoped that some magical Labour aura would convince people they cared about the poor really.

I can vaguely see the shape of a workable Labour approach that does accept the need for austerity, something along the lines of "how do we ensure that limited resources are being targeted at people most in need?", but no 'electable' candidate would ever dare to mention that for fear of upsetting some soft Tory twat in Solihull.

The thing that people always forget about Blair was that a) his three election wins were in significantly more benign economic and competitive conditions than now and b) public services had deteriorated to the point where there was massive pent-up electoral demand for heavy public sector investment. Neither of those conditions exist now. Blair wouldn't have won in 2010, and he couldn't win in 2020 either.

Matt DC, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:05 (nine years ago)

Alan Sugar is so good at picking winners that in the 1980s he turned down Bill Gates and his flash-in-the-pan 'Windows' offering. He's reported as saying "we're a consumer electronics manufacturer, not a bunch of geeks, we don't give a shit".

I owned an Amstrad stereo when I was a kid. Will dance on his grave when this cunt dies.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 2 October 2015 13:08 (nine years ago)

iirc in the welfare bill Burnham and Cooper gave the excuse they didn't want to go against the shadow cabinet, which is laughable given that Corbyn has won and is not shy of saying things his newly appointed shadow cabinet won't agree with.

Bet he won't have a problem to be in the minority on certain votes, such as the joke one on Syria. xp

xyzzzz__, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:14 (nine years ago)

https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/corbyn-labour-progressive-economic-agenda-by-mariana-mazzucato-2015-09#5zedr7jK42ILMEaE.99

Meanwhile this is significant. Piketty advising Corbyn would make a significant difference to his credbility.

Matt DC, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:16 (nine years ago)

Hopefully the PLP doesn't see this as Corbyn rejecting them in favour of some heavenly choir of cognoscenti (which... maybe it is?) but most of them have probably made up their minds about him anyway.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 October 2015 13:22 (nine years ago)

More psyched by Stiglitz TBH, the guy's incorrigably practical wrt the financial crisis and what to do about it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 October 2015 13:23 (nine years ago)

piketty could really use a boost after that spreadsheet embarrassment

conrad, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:25 (nine years ago)

The only game in town:

Corbyn is shaking things up and confronts the Tories tonight at an anti-austerity rally in Manchester, defying the tired convention that rivals stay away when another party is in town.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-camerons-smug-team-risking-6574689

xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2015 11:24 (nine years ago)

i love how osborne poaching lord adonis is supposed to be some coup. i guess it would have been, had labour selected someone else as its leader. but as it is, it just feeds the impression that the elites are all in it together - that blairite and tory are interchangeable.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 October 2015 11:39 (nine years ago)

Corbyn and team won't lose a sec of sleep over this. The only shame is Adonis is still a Labour member.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 5 October 2015 11:49 (nine years ago)

Lord Adonis, a Social Democrat councillor and Liberal Democrat election candidate before joining Labour

... a twat, in other words.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 5 October 2015 11:56 (nine years ago)

"Chris Smith and the Environment Agency, Jeff Rooker and the Food Standards Authority, David Triesman and the Football Association, and now Andrew Adonis and the National Infrastructure Commission.

They all gave up the Whip, but not their party cards. Adonis will be back as a Labour Peer once he has done his work at a body that Labour thought of in the first place."

Even if you discount the Tory Joins The Tories angle, is there actually a story here?

xelab, Monday, 5 October 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)

Other than Osborne's ongoing campaign to succeed Cameron? Not really.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:21 (nine years ago)

andrew adonis who in order to take up the ministeral role for which he was vital had to be elevated to the house of lords because he couldn't get elected

conrad, Monday, 5 October 2015 13:29 (nine years ago)

really need to set up my "Has Frank Fields joined the Tories yet?" website before events overtake me

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:55 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/05/corbynmania-almost-makes-election-loss-worth-it-claims-union-boss

Under-reported.

Wes Streeting, the new MP for Ilford North wrote on Twitter: “Tell that to woman who wept in my surgery last week because of tax credit cuts. My words aren’t suitable for Twitter.”

Goes back to NV's post - And what would Labour have done?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)

Which Labour?

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 09:47 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/oct/12/labour-benefits-tories-labour-rachel-reeves-welfare

This Rachel Reeves?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 10:15 (nine years ago)

"Future Labour Leader" is a thing of the past.

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 10:17 (nine years ago)

your mate boris the legend harping on about class warfare again - the left are gagging for it apparently while the government is actually practicing it (though he doesn't mention that)

conrad, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 10:30 (nine years ago)

britain-hater: http://www.theguardian.com/law/2015/oct/08/jeremy-corbyn-rejects-formal-privy-council-induction-by-queen

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 October 2015 09:13 (nine years ago)

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n19/ross-mckibbin/the-anti-candidate

Anyone paste this somewhere, don't have a subscription

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:39 (nine years ago)

get it while it's hot

http://pastebin.com/x0iGR6A3

Do you feel guilty about your wight western priva (ledge), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2015/10/meet-momentum-next-step-transformation-our-politics

what do ppl think of this? Not sure I like what its called.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)

tx ledge.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:49 (nine years ago)

xp i think their website is unusable

Do you feel guilty about your wight western priva (ledge), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

(new statesman, not momentum)

Do you feel guilty about your wight western priva (ledge), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)

On my browser, the text on their site is like 2 foot tall

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:56 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/08/hate-tories-conservatives-dominance-pointless-protest

All the hits in one neat little package.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 October 2015 09:39 (nine years ago)

"but the problem for Labour was that the story chimed with an ongoing impression of leftie piety and topsy-turvy priorities, and again highlighted the vacuum where clarity, direction and speaking to the country ought to go."

Can't get near the coffee machine at work for people talking about the Privy Council, tbh.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 October 2015 10:23 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/09/michael-gove-reformer-liberals-prison-reform

I can hear all the instant objections. It’s lipstick on a pig. It’s words not actions. There are no resources. No sentencing strategy either. Prison staff aren’t trained or numerous enough. Probation has been destroyed. Social work has been starved. Welfare support is a joke when cuts have gone deep and will go deeper. Gove is playing soft cop to Theresa May’s hard cop.

Bits of all that are true (though there’s not much cooperation with May). And there is no disputing that the kind of approach that Gove outlined this week remains a world away from current realities. But it would simply be dishonest to pretend that this isn’t a change all the same. To state so boldly that prisons have failed makes this the most reformist speech by a senior Tory minister – and possibly by any minister – on penal policy for decades.

Remember that bit on Corbyn's speech about not settling for what you've been given?

I hope The Guardian lose even more of its readership. Really useless.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 October 2015 10:27 (nine years ago)

lol @ Kettle completely demolishing Gove, then being like, "but hey, it's still, like, reformist and stuff, yeah? And thus good and progressive, yeah? Guys? Er... guys?"

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)

guardian definitely worse under new stewardship

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:08 (nine years ago)

It’s lipstick on a pig.

Always good to make people think of a pig's mouth when discussing the Tories.

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:37 (nine years ago)

"getting worse" seems to work ok for the mail's circulation but not the poor old graun's

xelab, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:49 (nine years ago)

is there new stewardship? Missed this- not Rubsrigshder no more?

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 15:13 (nine years ago)

He's been gone for months, there was quite a big deal made of the succession hustings. I hadn't noticed it being significantly worse but had sort of assumed this sort of group NuLab pantswetting would have happened under the previous regime as well.

John Harris is not noticeably more awful than before but that's a very low bar in the first place. There's so little added to the debate that there is literally no reason for this most recent article existing.

Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:27 (nine years ago)

paper that supported the Tories in the 2010 election still supports the Tories, surprise

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:08 (nine years ago)

someone should set up a tumblr of all the Moderate Liberal journalists gradually realising that they are, in fact, complete tories

lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:46 (nine years ago)

It's the sheer credulity of it, pretending this is about electoral strategy when all Cameron's speech really showed was "guy who worked in PR is good at PR", and the people whose jobs it is to subject that to scrutiny just can't be bothered to do so.

I think Corbyn's performance has actually been pretty weak in his first few weeks but plenty of party leaders start off uncertainly. I have made a point of never praising Owen Jones for anything but he has actually been pretty good at constructively highlighting ways in which Corbyn could win popular appeal for his policies, whereas the general received wisdom has been "Corbyn has no popular appeal, QED". Suzanne Moore has been particularly incoherent here.

Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:53 (nine years ago)

Suzanne Moore doesn't know whether to shit or go blind (as my mother would say).

The current Guardian editor wrote the play I Am Rachel Corrie so I thought she'd be a bit less.... Blairy?

voodoo rage (suzy), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:55 (nine years ago)

I also think that a lot of it is down to fear of an empty contacts book - most political journalists have ignored the Labour left for so long that they don't know who is and isn't worth talking to. It's also because pretty much all of them were predicting a Miliband victory until 10pm on election night and no one wants to look like a chump twice in a row.

Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:58 (nine years ago)

Is it a bit boring to say "There's five years till the next election, Corbyn has at least a year before he has to look like a serious contender"

Mark G, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:24 (nine years ago)

Also does no-one remember 'hug a hoodie', the Big Society and Cameron's previous half-assed attempts at humanising the Tories?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:25 (nine years ago)

First sign of choppy waters and it'll be over the port side with all this caring sharing Conservatives bollocks.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)

Yeah, at the moment, they are all "We can say what we like, we can do what we like, and THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE THE SAME THING!!!"

Mark G, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:31 (nine years ago)

I have made a point of never praising Owen Jones for anything but he has actually been pretty good at constructively highlighting ways in which Corbyn could win popular appeal for his policies...
― Matt DC, vendredi 9 octobre 2015 16:53 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fully otm. I expect OJ was offered a packet for his services but he serves a more useful function advising from the 'sidelines' like that (fully think he still has a direct line to CMJ, they're bffs since a long time) socialising the strategies/ideas

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 19:50 (nine years ago)

Dude seriously how did you switch your ILX to French I want to do that.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2015 09:49 (nine years ago)

Suzanne Moore has been particularly incoherent here.

she's all over my facebook moaning about how all of the corbynites hate her because she is msm. i had time for her before all this but she has become v tedious and self-pitying.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)

also the people who predict with absolute certainty that labour will lose the 2020 election... it's five years from now. literally anything could happen. surely only a fool would be so convinced their crystal ball was that accurate.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)

she's all over my facebook moaning about how all of the corbynites hate her because she is msm.

She's what?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:56 (nine years ago)

pretty sure Suzanne Moore has been alienating all sorts of left liberals for a good long time now

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)

merdestream media xp

nashwan, Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:59 (nine years ago)

I'm right naive, me.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:00 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/lukeakehurst/status/652497030489751553 the collective brain hemorrhage of labour 'centrists' remains a remarkable sight to behold

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)

Also does no-one remember 'hug a hoodie', the Big Society and Cameron's previous half-assed attempts at humanising the Tories?

https://medium.com/@kindofwater/david-cameron-s-speech-journalists-do-your-jobs-6c805877fa77 this article is good on this point imo

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)

The piece she wrote bemoaning Corbyn's lack of modernity while simultaneously admonishing him for over-reliance on social media made no sense at all.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:07 (nine years ago)

The journalists are doing their job though, the job of getting the Conservative Party re-elected <--------- satire (xp)

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:12 (nine years ago)

We offended the British people’s sense of fairness by appearing to oppose the benefits cap – but we didn’t have any new ideas.

I'm getting old now so maybe its my memory but I don't remember an opposition to this in the first place?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:48 (nine years ago)

At least he has a sense of what it is to be a Britisher when using this bogus notion of a sense of fairness to brutalise the poor and disabled.

Can't Tristam fuck off and get back to boring ppl to death about Marx and Engels?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:52 (nine years ago)

the more these people bang on about the importance of immigration to the electorate the more i wonder who they're trying to convince

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 October 2015 13:55 (nine years ago)

None of these things would matter at all, even spending plans wouldn't matter, if Labour was trusted to run the economy competently.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2015 14:00 (nine years ago)

i think that's broadly true and i have about a gross of "buts" to append to it

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 October 2015 14:03 (nine years ago)

Interesting interview w/Corbyn and McDonnell pre-election: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/jeremy-corbyn-john-mcdonnell-interview-election-2015-labour-party-674

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 October 2015 14:23 (nine years ago)

For most Labour critics 'economic competence' seems a crude but convenient mask for their real objections - their perception of how the money is raised and spent (otherwise how has Osborne been able to borrow/spend far more since with so little scrutiny?) ie higher taxes (anti-business!) and bigger welfare (soft touch on the rabble!). It's hard to see what else it amounts to.

nashwan, Saturday, 10 October 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)

Yeah but "economic competence" isn't really about govt borrowing or spending in the eyes of most voters, whatever the Tories or the press would like you to think. I reckon most voters are sort of vaguely aware that the deficit is a bad thing, or that public debt is high, but they don't FEEL it in a way that they feel the fear of losing their jobs or their pensions or the value of their house collapsing.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)

And the Tories have been lucky enough to get away with what job losses there have been because they've been largely in sectors or locations that typically don't vote Tory. It's not Cameron sits awake at night contemplating all those lost votes in Redcar.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)

voters have been hit over the head by every news outlet in the land for decades that public debt is a mortal sin; they may not ~feel~ it but if someone pops up saying they'll don't mind increasing it strategically i.e. in counter-cyclical keysnian fashion it's like "who is this maniac"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 October 2015 17:29 (nine years ago)

the trade deficit is indeed bad and directly responsible for a lot of people being without jobs yet weirdly it isn't obsessed about by the press the way it once routinely was hmm wonder why that is

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 October 2015 17:31 (nine years ago)

Nation's economy not so different from your household budget grumble grumble *country's credit card has been maxed out grumble grumble didn't fix the roof while the sun was shining grumble grumble just storing up debt for children and grandchildren ad fucking nauseum

(a favourite of Clegg's as I recall)

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 17:39 (nine years ago)

... the credit card analogy that is

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)

I guess what I am trying to work out, pointlessly perhaps, is just how many people believe in economic incompetence as a real thing (yet one that only non-Tories can be accused of) and how many just use it as shortcode for tough tax/soft welfare.

nashwan, Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:18 (nine years ago)

Perceived Tory economic incompetence was the single biggest factor in Blair's crushing victories.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:34 (nine years ago)

I don't remember that being much of a thing, was it really? Feel like Blair won more over sleaze/corruption and general Tory complacency in '97 (with initially tentative media support before it then became much more obvious which way the wind was blowing). 01 and 05 were won against spectacularly low competition still reeling from '97 plus the knowledge that they couldn't argue against Blair's handling of the biggest issue of the time (Iraq and counter-Islamism).

nashwan, Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:44 (nine years ago)

Yeah, that's how I recall it.

Mark G, Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:47 (nine years ago)

loss of their reputation for economic competence is generally seen as a major factor I think?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Wednesday

The Conservatives had recently won the 1992 general election, and the Gallup poll for September showed a 2.5% Conservative lead. By the October poll, following Black Wednesday, their share of the intended vote in the poll had plunged from 43% to 29%,[14] while Labour jumped into a lead which they held almost continuously (except for several brief periods such as during the 2000 Fuel Protests) for the next 14 years, during which time they won three consecutive general elections under the leadership of Tony Blair

soref, Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:52 (nine years ago)

The Tories didn't win a by-election after Black Wednesday. They were doomed from that point on.

Anthony King's analysis suggested at the time that they only lost two seats due to sleaze allegations and the rest were effectively gone in 1992.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 10 October 2015 19:53 (nine years ago)

Happy to stand corrected there, although the polls were clearly no more reliable in '92 as they are now.

nashwan, Saturday, 10 October 2015 20:10 (nine years ago)

I think it's somewhat contentious to say Major was destroyed by the economy getting rocky. Yes, recession, yes Black Wednesday, but by 1997 the economy was in a fine state. It was sleaze, general mood for change and slick New Labour that saw off Major in that election.

― Alba, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:15 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, yes and no. He won the 92 election despite the recession using the "we know we've fucked up, but trust us to make things better - Labour will just make it worse" line. Then Black Wednesday came along a few months later and that trust evaporated overnight. They never recovered after that - sleaze, mood for change, slick New Lab etc. helped to stop them recovering, but didn't cause them to sink so low in the first place.

― Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:26 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just think people are too keen to reduce psephology to "it's the economy, stupid". If the Tories had won in 1997 people would have said it was because they'd successfully put Black Wednesday behind them and the feelgood factor was back. Major wins in 1992 in midst of recession; Major loses in 1997 in good economic times, yet still the explanation is that he was undone by a rocky economy? Of course BW knocked confidence, but these things are surely multiple-factorial. Perhaps it's fair to say that it was a catalyst for an "OK, enough of this lot now" mood that New Labour could exploit.

― Alba, Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Black Wednesday destroyed the perception that the Conservatives could be trusted not to balls things up in a spectacular manner. That's arguably distinct from the state of the economy as it stood in 1997. I think you had a lot of people who didn't naturally identify with Tory politics voting for them in 1992 who did so because, whatever else they represented, they were a safe pair of hands. When that was taken away, people were much more willing to take other issues into account.

― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:55 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 10 October 2015 21:52 (nine years ago)

Black Wednesday also meant that even the right-wing press were in no mood to give Major's government a soft ride on anything. We've seen over the last five years what happens when the press decide to soft-pedal issues like, say, the Prime Minister bringing a criminal into the heart of his Downing Street operation. Blair got away with some dodgy stuff in his first term as well. The press can decide to basically overlook sleaze or they can brutally punish it and under Major's government they went all out for the latter.

The economy wasn't the only issue, there were other big ones (the NHS in particular), but Labour made a lot of hay in 2001 by playing on fears of a Tory economic disaster:

https://dailyelection.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/economic-meltdown.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2001/05/22/Repossed.gif

Big parts of the electorate will tolerate a party being nasty if they're also seen as a safe pair of hands, if they think you're nasty AND incompetent then you've got no chance, as Gordon Brown later found out.

Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:18 (nine years ago)

NHS appears to be crashing...and it'll be erm interesting to see what the Tories break in the attempt to reach this surplus. (Sadly breaking the poor and vulnerable further is something most ppl are comfortable with)

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:24 (nine years ago)

xp basically, the attitude of the right wing press (tautology lol) is decisive.

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:37 (nine years ago)

the opening gambit of the hunt thing we were mocking isn't totally wrong, no matter how abhorrent one might find where it goes from there

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:41 (nine years ago)

how far back can one trace this attitude we're claiming determines voter mentalities? -- do we want to stop at thatcher or do we want to claim it's how 1970 and 1974 worked?

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 11 October 2015 11:44 (nine years ago)

"Opening gambit" is insignificant. Mix on twitter of talk, rant, reply, organisation and minority-held opinion reinforced. Corbyn and team were smart to use it (because these ppl share much of it). Blairites were sleepwalking. #deal

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 October 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)

great that the lesson drawn by labour right from gen election campaign is to trash the one area where labour did do better than tories, social media game

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 October 2015 14:35 (nine years ago)

It's not as if, barring a major technological and cultural sea-change, there are going to be any FEWER voters on social media in five years' time.

Matt DC, Monday, 12 October 2015 14:51 (nine years ago)

Not like all those pensioners the Taxpayers Alliance are hoping will be dead or gaga come the next election.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 12 October 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)

This is a good 'highlights' package: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n20/paul-myerscough/corbyn-in-the-media

I do forget how the BBC stitched up the reaction to Corbyn's speech at the conference. Although its more of a suppressed memory, as I don't want to be against the BBC...

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 October 2015 15:11 (nine years ago)

Good:

http://blogs.channel4.com/paul-mason-blog/labour-fiscal-charter-reversal/4293

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 October 2015 15:35 (nine years ago)

This is a good 'highlights' package

^ thanks for that

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 12 October 2015 16:08 (nine years ago)

i liked this

“It was too difficult to go on knocking on doors, summoning the necessary conviction, working towards the slim possibility of victory in the hope of implementing a platform of ever-weakening amelioration of the worst effects of neoliberalism.”

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 October 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)

John McDonnell, shadow chancellor, has declared Labour will oppose the government’s pledge to balance the books in Wednesday’s parliamentary vote, in a major U-turn on his own position from two weeks ago. But many MPs have told the Financial Times they will abstain because they do not want to fall into a “trap” set by George Osborne, the chancellor.

https://next.ft.com/content/e7690ef4-718f-11e5-9b9e-690fdae72044#axzz3oLxQiGiI

So they were up in arms because Harman made them abstain to avoid a trap, and now they want to ... abstain to avoid a trap. The PLP is a bloody shambles.

stet, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 11:22 (nine years ago)

It shows how badly they are on the back foot, assuming they oppose it at all.

Sounds like McDonnell dropped the ball a bit here though, not realising that the proposed surplus rules prevented 'borrowing for investment' in a separate column. They should never have committed to supporting it in the first place.

Much of the PLP is now so at odds with the wishes of the wider membership that I'm not sure how long this is going to be sustainable for, but if there's one thing that's almost certainly going to lead to electoral wipeout it's appearing this divided on every single issue.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 11:28 (nine years ago)

He also seemingly made the u-turn without telling Corbyn, which is just idiotic.

stet, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 11:43 (nine years ago)

McDonnell seems like a worse choice for the job with every passing day.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 11:49 (nine years ago)

I think he supported the fiscal charter with caveats in a short interview before Lab conference. He did the right thing in the end, which the Labour right (who are acting like they saved the day - fuck off already) would never have done.

McDonnell doesn't have the support in numbers from the PLP or cares for spin (so 'two weeks as reasoning is poor) so the error gets magnified a lot more.

Still like him a lot - hopefully he'll keep at it. He is the choice of the elected leader, unfortunately learning on the job with little support.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)

McDonnell did actually try and spin it, somewhat ineptly, by citing changes in the world economy over the past couple of weeks. Even self-defined centrists in the party oppose the charter, given that it's intended to tie the hands of any future chancellor regardless of mandate. It won't, obviously, they can just abolish it, but it's intended to make that a big issue when it happens, it IS the trap.

It all rests on the very dicey prospect that the Tories will get anywhere near eliminating the deficit in this Parliament, although that can always be handwaved away.

"Learning on the job" is a bit of a cop-out given the importance of the job, although I don't remember many Labour MPs complaining as much when Alan Johnson immediately put his hands up and said "guess what, I know fuck all about economics lol!"

Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:33 (nine years ago)

I mentioned "two weeks" above as poor reasoning.

Don't agree. "Learning on the job" isn't a cop-out but the situation. These ppl don't have the experience. Most cabinet members make mistakes but they have a sizeable party and machinery that supports them.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:33 (nine years ago)

yeah it's precisely because Corbyn and McDonnell have been so removed from the machinery of government that they represent any kind of challenge to the economic hegemony

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:33 (nine years ago)

hodges' article today special again. enjoying his meltdown

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 06:41 (nine years ago)

Hodges column today:

http://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/gospeldrivenchurch/files/2015/07/gatabrainmorans.jpg

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:05 (nine years ago)

Apparently u-turning on a piece of misguided wrong-headed economic policy is worse than u-turning on a contract to provide prison services to a murderous authoritarian terrorist-funding regime.

The thing is that Osborne is about a hundred times more sophisticated a political operator than Hodges. He knows full well that the elephant trap works both ways - Labour supports the charter = it validates his entire approach, wins him swing votes, and costs Labour core votes. Labour opposes the charter = deficit deniers, can't be trusted with the economy etc. His entire approach is to draw Labour into tricky terrain where it's screwed either way. And that's before any subsequent government tries to remove the charter as well (because, y'know, it's stupid and harmful to the economy and even the Tories will realise that in time).

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:12 (nine years ago)

we can all anticipate exciting moments like this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_debt-ceiling_crisis_of_2011

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:20 (nine years ago)

@FraserNelson 2h2 hours ago
If Labour can't see absurdity of debt-addict Osborne sponsoring a 'Charter of Budget Responsibility' then all is lost

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRQpUQCWwAAV6DJ.png:large

And this is the editor of The Spectator talking. Although surely the whole point of a deficit is that the debt keeps ballooning because you have to keep borrowing more to keep up the shortfall?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:25 (nine years ago)

Also there's clearly and self-evidently an enormous market for UK government bonds, so presumably the government is advocating the destruction of a safe and secure asset class, with all the knock-on effects for pensions that implies?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:28 (nine years ago)

Why do people even keep reading Hodges?! nm

Nelson wrote a ridiculous gushing appraisal of Cameron in the Telegraph (which I could only stand to read some of) the other day backed with a 'who would you vote for - him or the Evil Old Man?' poll which actually put Corbyn on 52% (poll then deleted).

nashwan, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:38 (nine years ago)

Some credit, I guess, to McDonnell for changing tack, rather than doubling down on the initial mistake to try and avoid looking inconsistent. But much better to have not made the mistake in the first place. Really, labour at this point should be well and truly past bothering about these twatty little debating soc 'traps' of George Osborne's.

Most cabinet members make mistakes but they have a sizeable party and machinery that supports them.

Yes, this is true. Most shadow ministers in the past could expect a degree of rallying round from colleagues at this point, which is a forlorn hope for McDonnell. On the other hand, many will say, Big Boys Rules and all that.

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:45 (nine years ago)

Reckon Osborne's biggest mistake might be going for the PM job. Economy could be really stagnant due to cuts -- there will be more austerity in this parliament than last one, even if it might be tracked back (like in the last parliament) after a point in pursuit of the surplus.

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan, reminds me of Redwood.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 10:40 (nine years ago)

I'm guessing the editor of the Spectator is hostile toward Osborne because he's backing former Spectator editor Boris Johnson to be the next Tory leader/PM

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 10:47 (nine years ago)

Charter is tittle-tattle. This week's national anthem-type controversy.

LOL Owen Jones calling for party unity to hammer "work penalty" wacky phrase. Don't you know the PLP want to 'listen to voters' and focus groups and come up with more mixed messages on welfare instead?

McDonnell and economic team have to aim higher and come up with a more compelling vision as Neolib falls apart. xp

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 10:56 (nine years ago)

"it's like household finances! you can't spend more than you earn!"

vs

"hey quick everybody, get a mortgage"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 12:46 (nine years ago)

you'd think the contradiction would be enough to drive a quite large, convincing bus through

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 12:47 (nine years ago)

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan

Much as I despise Osborne, he definitely comes across as more natural than Ed M

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 23:28 (nine years ago)

Osborne in 2010 pouring scorn on the then-Labour idea of a fiscal charter:
https://amp.twimg.com/v/688fb821-3b34-4690-bcdf-78838d77a466

stet, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 23:37 (nine years ago)

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan

Much as I despise Osborne, he definitely comes across as more natural than Ed M

― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, October 14, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought the weird walk thing @ conference was fucking sub-human.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:20 (nine years ago)

The current Guardian editor wrote the play I Am Rachel Corrie so I thought she'd be a bit less.... Blairy?

― voodoo rage (suzy), Friday, October 9, 2015 5:55 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Going back a long way, but at the time, I think I forgot to do a lol @ media class response.

So, <clears throat>

lol @ media class.

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 October 2015 09:07 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

Jeremy Corbyn faces an immediate leadership challenge after a performance that was dismally inadequate, lifeless and spineless, displaying an inability to lead anyone anywhere. What absence of mind to emphasise support for free migration on the eve of a poll where Labour was haemorrhaging support for precisely those metropolitan views. Here was Labour’s golden chance to make this referendum campaign its own. Voters who blocked their ears to Labour on the doorstep this time may head for Ukip, never to return.

But to them, the cultural affront outweighed everything else. Identity beat economics. “Labour opened the floodgates,” one said accusingly. Scapegoating, looking for outsiders to blame – perhaps. But if Labour wants to get its voters back, it can’t block its ears as Corbyn, the party’s leader, does.

I know this Polly Toynebee article was already discussed on the uk politics thread, but: what exactly is she proposing as an alternative to Corbyn's supposed "blocking of his ears"? (engage with ppl's legit concerns about jobs, housing, public services etc of course, but that's exactly what Corbyn has been doing?) why does she think that Labour being more noisily anti-immigration would have convinced more Labour supporters to vote remain, surely the opposite would have been the case? it's infuriating that the Labour right are pushing this line that Corbyn responding to a question with an honest answer about the realities of how the EU works = "emphasising support for free migration" as if that's the only thing Corbyn said about the referendum over the last three months.

Corbyn does seem useless in many ways, in terms of presentation and organisation, but every person calling for his job at the moment makes me think that their chosen replacement would be 1000x worse.

(posting this here so as to not derail the actual substantive conversation on the politics thread with my insight-free venting)

soref, Saturday, 25 June 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)

As far as i can tell from the polling data, Labour got pretty much the exact proportion of remain voters as the SNP. One was a thumping statement of commitment to the EU, the other was a catastrophic failure.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 June 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

Much as I object to the cult of personality around political leaders, I still expect theme to exhibit some leadership qualities. Corbyn will never come across as anything more than a generally affable dedicated constituency MP who does his bit from the back benches.

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Saturday, 25 June 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

Are there any alternatives with vaguely left of the Labour Party policies but with a bit more about them than Corbyn? Or is this best alternative Andy Burnham?

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 25 June 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

McDonnell? but he is apparently even more unpopular with the PLP than Corbyn and would be unlikely to get enough nominations to end up on a ballot (and even if he somehow became leader there would be the same problem of a leader not supported by the overwhelming majority of his MPs). some people have talked about Lisa Nandy as a compromise candidate possibly acceptable to both Labour MPs and left-wing Labour part members.

soref, Saturday, 25 June 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)

I'm a big fan of Lisa Nandy, she was briefly my MP. She always seems very honest and forthright in her media appearances. But does she have the profile? And she's not exactly working class despite being MP for Wigan, with her grandad being a Westminster School & Oxford educated Lord.

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 25 June 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

I think Nandy manages to come across as "ordinary" and "down-to-earth", regardless of who her grandad was.

if the PLP forces Corbyn to resign (and don't allow McDonnell or another Socialist Campaign Group type on the ballot for his replacement) then you have to assume that the Labour members who voted Corbyn in are going to go apeshit; they would need to put someone who can make a credibly portray themselves as a leftwinger and break from the New Labour era, can't really think of anyone with a higher profile who'd cut it (certainly not Burnham)

soref, Saturday, 25 June 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

I mean, I realise that "ordinary" and "down-to-earth" are amorphous and fairly silly concepts, but they matter and to extent that you can define them I think Nandy does ok on that score

Labour dream ticket 2016:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/resources/images/2624572.jpg?display=1&htype=100000&type=responsive-gallery

soref, Saturday, 25 June 2016 21:21 (nine years ago)

Hilary Benn's been sacked

stet, Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)

lol

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:34 (nine years ago)

omfg

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:43 (nine years ago)

a good time to bury good news :p

calzino, Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:46 (nine years ago)

Separately, an anonymous vote on a motion of no confidence in Corbyn is likely to be held by the parliamentary Labour party on Tuesday. Backbench MPs have been using WhatsApp to garner support for the motion, and it is believed that up to 80% of the parliamentary party are now set to vote in favour of Corbyn standing down.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)

screenshots of that chat would be fucking amazing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 June 2016 00:58 (nine years ago)


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