Better late than never
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:53 (nine years ago)
ABOUT BLOODY TIME
― tayto fan (Michael B), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:55 (nine years ago)
load of fucking crap innit
― imago, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:55 (nine years ago)
stfu u
― tayto fan (Michael B), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:56 (nine years ago)
*occupies this thread by sitting on the floor*
― imago, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:57 (nine years ago)
Watch it, sunshine
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:59 (nine years ago)
can we please account for who is and isn't ready
― imago, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:01 (nine years ago)
http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/resources/images/3500121.jpg
THEY'RE READY
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:08 (nine years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03222/evapa_3222081b.jpg
SHE'S FAR TOO READY
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:10 (nine years ago)
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/secondary/bentekemock-312857.jpg
HE'S QUITE POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:12 (nine years ago)
http://statsbomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Wenger.jpeg
HE'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:13 (nine years ago)
http://tvnewsroom.org/newslines/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Ronald-Koeman-revealed-the-fru.jpg
HE'S READY FOR HIS BEDBATH
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)
It will take approximately a millennium for me to download images in my current circumstances. Could you provide a one-sentence summary for each, stating what we can see and why it is amusing? Thanks.
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago)
lol good work nv
― imago, Friday, 14 August 2015 22:30 (nine years ago)
I always channel Wenger when my dog does a shit on the Thornhill Trojans rugby pitch and am carrying no bags, I did not get a clear view of zis incident.
― xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 22:55 (nine years ago)
feeling not particularly excited for this iteration of the english top-flight. fully expect another title for Chelsea, although mourinho's second season at a club is always the apotheosis of the luso-eye-gouger's reign so a dip in performance may be expected - which would be good because I hope the title-race is more competitive this year. especially because im growing increasingly aghast with the import given to the race for the cl spots which ends up being treated like a trophy (copyright wenger) when in reality it's of little interest to most neutrals.
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 23:17 (nine years ago)
lol Rooney is so fucking bad
I think that might be the worst performance I've seen from a Utd player since Gary Neville's retirement game at West Brom
sadly it's probably take another season of him shitting up the place every week to make van Gaal realise he's done
― Number None, Saturday, 15 August 2015 07:53 (nine years ago)
but on a positive note, Darmian is already a hero
https://vine.co/v/edlAlPIuVHi
― Number None, Saturday, 15 August 2015 07:54 (nine years ago)
don't really understand what the hell is going on in that clip
although that audio on a loop is tripping me out
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 15 August 2015 08:18 (nine years ago)
Use this thread, yer dummies
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 16 August 2015 15:31 (nine years ago)
fuck this
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2015 21:36 (nine years ago)
chickenshit
― tsrobodo, Monday, 24 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago)
can you change the title matt
change it to anything
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Monday, 24 August 2015 21:37 (nine years ago)
GET INVOLVED - will Liverpool win the Premiership 2013/14?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 24 August 2015 21:38 (nine years ago)
"What's in a title?": The Premiership 2015/16 Thread
― tayto fan (Michael B), Monday, 24 August 2015 21:51 (nine years ago)
Great game tonight, each team getting a 45 minutes domination. Exciting last twenty minutes.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 24 August 2015 22:29 (nine years ago)
The Premier League 2015/2016: "Put Some Goddamn Pants On Before You Go Outside!" is a thing I say now
― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, 24 August 2015 22:42 (nine years ago)
writhing dungheap of amoral parasites, lets go through with this fucking worthless charade again
― xelab, Monday, 24 August 2015 22:58 (nine years ago)
^ great thread title imo, xelab
― ey mk II, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:59 (nine years ago)
lol
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:05 (nine years ago)
Son Heung-min supposedly having a medical at Spurs. £22m seems reasonable - even if he isn't massively prolific he could be a decent foil for Kane.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)
I don't even know what 22m gets you anymore
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:59 (nine years ago)
Erik Lamela and £8m change if the current reports are to be believed.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)
I haven't seen a minute of football this season but I'm more worried about the state of our central midfield. Bentaleb has developed nicely over the last year or so but it all looks very inexperienced before you even get onto the issue of putting Dier in there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:57 (nine years ago)
May have erred in making Mitrovic my Fantasy Football captain.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)
Lol, Newcastle are going to end this with eight.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:06 (nine years ago)
was the dismissal warranted? missed it
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)
that was a kinda careless tackle
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:33 (nine years ago)
Think it was stupid rather than malicious but was definitely worth a red. Xp
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)
yes it was a hundred times red and yes it was malicious
lucky to only be down to ten tbh they're making stupid challenges everywhere on the pitch
arsenal are too cool to score
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)
there it is
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)
on the evidence so far Mitrovic might be the dumbest player in the league
― Number None, Saturday, 29 August 2015 13:05 (nine years ago)
thought he'd flourish in the prem too
― Number None, Saturday, 29 August 2015 13:06 (nine years ago)
this is so dull - bus parking when down a man is smart strategy but boring as hell to watch
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 13:21 (nine years ago)
both teams settling for one nil its not great fare
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 13:25 (nine years ago)
Two Stoke red cards in five minutes.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2015 14:34 (nine years ago)
this is a shambles
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:13 (nine years ago)
Hope Everton pulls it out. Gotta dvr and watch later.
Man City is scary even if it is just Watford
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
Crystal Palace!!!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:30 (nine years ago)
nice header by ward
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:41 (nine years ago)
very pleased for Sako
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 August 2015 16:02 (nine years ago)
I like that Palace away kit
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 29 August 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)
Everton really lucky to get away with a point there (thank Howard).
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 29 August 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)
Enjoying Bilic's torturous over-elaboration of the park the bus metaphor here.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 30 August 2015 11:00 (nine years ago)
Mitrovic, Huth, Afellay, Adam, a lot of dumb fucks in the EPL yesterday.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 30 August 2015 11:43 (nine years ago)
srsly it was like an epidemic, even us at the end of that match
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 August 2015 11:58 (nine years ago)
aaaand another one
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)
nice goal!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 30 August 2015 13:17 (nine years ago)
this many red cards is like an every week occurrence in MLS - dunno that I agree with either yellow in this match. One, maybe, not both.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 30 August 2015 14:02 (nine years ago)
nice to see Rooney reverting to type
the fucking cunt
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 16:58 (nine years ago)
Which United forward/winger would you not trade for Andre Ayew?
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 30 August 2015 17:45 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNrNFLPWcAEvxCJ.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 19:58 (nine years ago)
^ nice work nn
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 August 2015 23:44 (nine years ago)
Anthony Martial is a p nice player but he can't be going for the £36.5m I saw mentioned on the back of some tabloid surely?
― pandemic, Monday, 31 August 2015 11:10 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/638269818504892416
― ailsa, Monday, 31 August 2015 11:14 (nine years ago)
Thank God for the international break, it'll take me 2 weeks to muster the willpower required to watch the Utd vs LFC shitfest on the first Saturday back. 2 crap teams with barely an attacking idea between them.
― pandemic, Monday, 31 August 2015 11:29 (nine years ago)
can someone explain to me how adebayor in for chicharito makes any sense
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:06 (nine years ago)
years of accumulated karma
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:10 (nine years ago)
fee agreed with Real for de Gea
Januzaj and Chicharito gone
Utd going full retard
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:39 (nine years ago)
Remember when Januzaj was being talked of as a future England player? :)
― Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:42 (nine years ago)
Januzaj going on loan is fine. He probably needs it
but to it with a day left in the transfer window, as well as getting rid of your only senior striker other than Rooney is insane
how is a billion pound business even allowed to operate in this fashion?
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:49 (nine years ago)
jesus wtf
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:42 (nine years ago)
otoh martial and navas in
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:58 (nine years ago)
Chicharito must have webbed feet or something.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 31 August 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)
apparently trying to flog Rojo now as well lol
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 21:49 (nine years ago)
huh?? rojo was p solid i thought. hasn't played this season yet though amirite? blind's been in that slot instead
― feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 31 August 2015 21:58 (nine years ago)
went to the Copa, couldn't go on the US tour due to "passport problems", came back a bit fat, now apparently has fallen out with van Gaal
the usual
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:06 (nine years ago)
^ nuts
sky reporting 'no deal' on de gea, what a fucking mess
― feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:13 (nine years ago)
you have to laugh
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague 19m19 minutes agoThe documents did not arrive on time!!!!!! Presentation was ready. All agreed. But as it stands de Gea stays at MUFC!!
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:30 (nine years ago)
lolz
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:36 (nine years ago)
more from balague:
"The news is the documentation was not done on time. David de Gea was at his girlfriend’s house waiting, Keylor Navas was waiting, everything was signed and sent to Manchester but the stories coming out of the Spanish media are that Manchester United sent the paperwork back at 12.01pm Spanish time, so past the deadline."Everything was agreed, there was a little bit of a battle of figures, but everybody was waiting in their places. The Bernabeu was full of people, but the documents signed by Real Madrid and Keylor Navas did not come back from Manchester United on time."The Spanish media are fuming and saying this is revenge for what happened with Sergio Ramos (not going to Old Trafford)"
"Everything was agreed, there was a little bit of a battle of figures, but everybody was waiting in their places. The Bernabeu was full of people, but the documents signed by Real Madrid and Keylor Navas did not come back from Manchester United on time.
"The Spanish media are fuming and saying this is revenge for what happened with Sergio Ramos (not going to Old Trafford)"
― feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
Tom Coast @thcoast 4m4 minutes agoSurprise surprise, @cjbustillo from Cadena SER says #RMCF have proof the paperwork was sent at 11.59pm
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:45 (nine years ago)
from RM or utd
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 31 August 2015 23:00 (nine years ago)
AS English ✔@English_ASNow we are hearing that United did send the documents on time but in a format that couldn't be opened at the LFP. Windows 95?
― Number None, Monday, 31 August 2015 23:01 (nine years ago)
Whole De Gea thing is lol, except Utd end up with a terrific goalie for another season unless Van Gaal sits him in the stands until January or something equally crazy.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 11:02 (nine years ago)
Also I wonder if Victor Moses can eventually play for the entire premier league in a series of loan spells while periodically signing new long term deals with Chelsea?
― pandemic, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 11:05 (nine years ago)
I wouldn't put anything past him at this point
LVG...out
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)
more goalkeepers than strikers at united right now
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)
Only one out-and-out striker at Spurs too, assuming Adebayor leaves.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:30 (nine years ago)
wtf is going on at united? seems fergie's iron fist controlled a whole lot more than the players. the prem has gone bonkers with money, i mean even more than before.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:30 (nine years ago)
Spurs stuck with one striker, one defensive midfielder and a clearly unwanted Lamela, Lennon and Adebayor.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 18:17 (nine years ago)
i think Lennon will still move to Everton #silverlining
― mizzell, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 18:22 (nine years ago)
Manchester United notes Real Madrid’s statement on the attempt to sign David De Gea and sell Navas to Manchester United. The Club feels compelled to provide some clarification with the following facts. • Manchester United did not seek contact from Real Madrid for the sale of David. David is a key member of our squad and the club’s preference was not to sell. • No offer was received for David until yesterday.• At lunchtime yesterday, Real Madrid made its first offer to buy David. A deal was agreed between the clubs, which included Navas being transferred to Old Trafford. The deals were dependent on each other.• In the last several hours of the process, with Navas at the Real Madrid training ground, Real Madrid were controlling the documentation processes of David, Navas and Real Madrid. Manchester United was in control only of the documentation of Manchester United.• Manchester United sent transfer documents for both players to Real Madrid at 2042 BST. David’s documentation was returned by Real Madrid to Manchester United without the signatory page at 2232 BST.• At 22:40 BST, minutes before the deadline, major changes to the documentation came through to Manchester United which immediately put the deals at risk. • Only at 2255 BST were the documents that are needed to cancel David’s contract received by Manchester United from Real Madrid. • At this point Navas’ documentation was still not returned by Real Madrid.• At 2258 BST, the transfer agreement was sent back by Manchester United, uploaded onto TMS and accepted – all before the deadline. • It is our understanding that the deals couldn’t happen because:- Real Madrid didn’t upload David’s documents onto TMS in time (Manchester United did)- Real Madrid didn’t upload David’s documents to the Spanish league in time, per reports it seems some 28 minutes after the deadline • The fact that Manchester United filed the papers on time was acknowledged by the Football Association, who offered to support that claim in any discussions with FIFA. The Club offered this assistance, as well as its own timestamped documents to Real Madrid but they have chosen not to go down this route.Manchester United acts appropriately and efficiently in its transfer dealings. The Club is delighted that its fan-favourite double Player of the Year, David de Gea, remains a Manchester United player
• Manchester United did not seek contact from Real Madrid for the sale of David. David is a key member of our squad and the club’s preference was not to sell. • No offer was received for David until yesterday.
• At lunchtime yesterday, Real Madrid made its first offer to buy David. A deal was agreed between the clubs, which included Navas being transferred to Old Trafford. The deals were dependent on each other.
• In the last several hours of the process, with Navas at the Real Madrid training ground, Real Madrid were controlling the documentation processes of David, Navas and Real Madrid. Manchester United was in control only of the documentation of Manchester United.
• Manchester United sent transfer documents for both players to Real Madrid at 2042 BST. David’s documentation was returned by Real Madrid to Manchester United without the signatory page at 2232 BST.
• At 22:40 BST, minutes before the deadline, major changes to the documentation came through to Manchester United which immediately put the deals at risk. • Only at 2255 BST were the documents that are needed to cancel David’s contract received by Manchester United from Real Madrid.
• At this point Navas’ documentation was still not returned by Real Madrid.
• At 2258 BST, the transfer agreement was sent back by Manchester United, uploaded onto TMS and accepted – all before the deadline.
• It is our understanding that the deals couldn’t happen because:
- Real Madrid didn’t upload David’s documents onto TMS in time (Manchester United did)
- Real Madrid didn’t upload David’s documents to the Spanish league in time, per reports it seems some 28 minutes after the deadline • The fact that Manchester United filed the papers on time was acknowledged by the Football Association, who offered to support that claim in any discussions with FIFA. The Club offered this assistance, as well as its own timestamped documents to Real Madrid but they have chosen not to go down this route.
Manchester United acts appropriately and efficiently in its transfer dealings. The Club is delighted that its fan-favourite double Player of the Year, David de Gea, remains a Manchester United player
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 18:29 (nine years ago)
Man u retain him on cut price(ish) wages too as he declined a new deal
Valdes sitch is a real flipping mystery
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:10 (nine years ago)
The 31-year-old had been close to joining Aston Villa at the end of July, but stunned Villa officials when, having completed a medical and posed for pictures in the club's shirt, he stalled on the deal by claiming that he wanted a sign from God that it would be the correct move.
Adebayor is understood to have then consulted his pastor over the prospect of moving to the Midlands before finally deciding against the switch, much to the frustration of Villa manager Tim Sherwood.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:29 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/tdaPk23.jpg
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:39 (nine years ago)
so me being an Everton (and hell, PRemier League) newb and all, is this Lennon transfer a good one? how about Funes Mori? can't tell from the Everton fan page because every move is greeted with "terrible move, nuke England the world is over" responses.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 21:38 (nine years ago)
Lennon's...alright? Better than McGeady anyway
Funes I know nothing about but he's got a pleasingly Borgesian name
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)
hoping the emergence of HSB provokes Michael Jones into posting here again. our own toffee clique!
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 22:23 (nine years ago)
Lennon looked like an international winger under redknapp, a speedy player with no feet (like literally his legs ended at the ankle) under jol and like a lost sprinter under everyone else.
funny one.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 23:08 (nine years ago)
boo :/. oh well - guess I'll see in a few weeks.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 23:10 (nine years ago)
read that as "international whinger" for a bit
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 05:41 (nine years ago)
wait who is Danny welbeck
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 07:11 (nine years ago)
what's really something is bournemouth making their two record signings then having both of them do their knee ligaments in the same game
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, 4 September 2015 07:48 (nine years ago)
quite a few places reporting that de Gea has opened talks for a new contract. Woodard you diabolical...
― Number None, Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:19 (nine years ago)
David De Gea has signed a new four-year contract at #mufc with an option to extend for a further year.
holy shit, i didn't see that coming. i guess that ddg could still leave at the end of the season but at least now utd would get paid off
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 11 September 2015 11:09 (nine years ago)
Yessss
Fuck you Real. Played them at their own game and won
― Number None, Friday, 11 September 2015 12:13 (nine years ago)
best signing they've made all summer tbh
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 11 September 2015 12:14 (nine years ago)
eh if RM had really wanted him they'd have got him. Wonder why they didn't?
― pandemic, Friday, 11 September 2015 12:56 (nine years ago)
well I've suspected all along that Perez, despite his general profligacy, didn't like the idea of spending c. 30m on a goalkeeper. A goalkeeper!
the point is, Real have probably been tapping him up for a year or more, hemmed and hawed all summer hoping de Gea would come out and force a move (while he, to his credit, kept his council throughout) and then either made a balls of a last minute move or deliberately sabotaged it when they got cold feet. Throughout the whole thing Utd made it as difficult as possible for them and have ended up keeping their best player for, at minimum, another season, and ensured it'll take a world record fee if he actually does move next year
I'm pretty chuffed tbh
― Number None, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:41 (nine years ago)
this does seem to be the best outcome for both clubs, probably for de Gea at the moment whether he accepts that or not. you're right that the asking price was always ridiculous for a keeper.
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:57 (nine years ago)
you're right that the asking price was always ridiculous for a keeper.
I don't think it was. If anything, keepers are undervalued. He's been United's best player for the last two seasons and probably gained United more points than anyone else during that time (not that you can measure these things).
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 11 September 2015 20:33 (nine years ago)
for that price he better be scoring from goal!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 20:33 (nine years ago)
yeah that wasn't what I meant
in other news, Rooney's done his hamstring!
― Number None, Saturday, 12 September 2015 10:22 (nine years ago)
lovely goal everton, like the look of this galloway lad
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)
NAISMITH!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)
Haha brace!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
hell of a day for right wingers taking a beating
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
:D
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
Lol
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
Damn. Rocket of a shot
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)
WHAT A GOAL
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:25 (nine years ago)
JOSE OUT
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:26 (nine years ago)
Lol I am multi-tasking and looked up in time to see his hat trick
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:27 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/08/23/2C155E2700000578-3227035-image-a-70_1441752688627.jpg
― Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)
Fellini starts up front, Martial on the bench.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 15:58 (nine years ago)
Fellaini
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2015 15:59 (nine years ago)
more of an 8½ than an orthodox #9
― Number None, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:04 (nine years ago)
not looking forward to this
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:05 (nine years ago)
there's something endemically wrong with liverpool - it's a toxic environment, players get worse on arrival even if they aren't great to begin with
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:08 (nine years ago)
This is really quite boring
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:14 (nine years ago)
drawing at home to rotherham was genuinely better quality than this
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:17 (nine years ago)
dire match
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:29 (nine years ago)
Best league in the world
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:58 (nine years ago)
Crikey
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)
this game didn't deserve that
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)
or that
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
this kid might be good
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
Well, bless my soul
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
haha unbiased commentary scream?
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 12 September 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
Lineker just made the inevitable "Martial Law" joke. Wanker.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:18 (nine years ago)
rodgers out gathering a lot of steam. i think it'd be harsh to sack him even though i'm fairly sure he's not going to do anything with this team. they should prob do so if they could get klopp.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:46 (nine years ago)
where dyou go to find a good collection of acestream links these days at all at all
nervous about all the ex spurs players out there today. and all the future ex spurs players too tbf. and all those who is like to be ex spurs players but aren't
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:50 (nine years ago)
vertonghen ya cunt sit the fuck down
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 12:52 (nine years ago)
pass selection in midfield and defence genuinely seems designed to lose possession in risky areas, bizarre.
three men up front sitting happily in shit defenders' pockets.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:00 (nine years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
― Number None, Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)
ta. slumming it in a flash pane ATM I'm not sure we're worth upgrading for tbh.
I'm still in a happy place with this lot ito youth players like mason and ali and Kane kinda in place and giving them a fairer shot than big money buys
the fact that we are pitifully soft in defensive mid and centre of defence is inevitable so why throw cash at it is where I'm finding peace
Defoe running through us like it was 2004. alderweild does not look like he's going to be comfortable in a shit defence.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:08 (nine years ago)
Davies is so, so bad. on the ball, off the ball, he's a complete heap. just played a twenty yard pass to any one of three Sunderland players without any pressure on him at all.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:16 (nine years ago)
I'm glad this is easier to take because this is really fucking shit
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)
we don't even look like we want to be ept
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:57 (nine years ago)
hows harry kane doing?
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 13 September 2015 13:58 (nine years ago)
lovely team goal, mason
lamela and Townsend have improved things since coming on.
Kane not being gifted and space or quality supply in eriksens absence
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 14:12 (nine years ago)
naismith's hat trick goal was a superlative team goal yesterday, does spurs' compare?
― jordan amavero (imago), Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:13 (nine years ago)
ya id have said so.
underline again how much a cut above lamela looked coming on and playing from the left today.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
watching from a cricket pavilion pads on waiting to get ruined by some bowlers several times better than what I'm capable of handling so nervy pinch of salt but leics-villa is a good, open game
― jordan amavero (imago), Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
bunch of fuckin cowards
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)
lloyd dyer: not a coward
― jordan amavero (imago), Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:49 (nine years ago)
Nathan Dyer on the other hand...
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:53 (nine years ago)
What ffs
― jordan amavero (imago), Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:56 (nine years ago)
kieran uber alles obv
Zouma/Cahill axis preferred over John Terry.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 11:51 (nine years ago)
Wonder how bad Ivanovic has to be before Azpilicueta is moved to RB and Rahman comes in at LB? I guess at least Arsenal don't have a flying left winger.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 11:55 (nine years ago)
Trying to make sense of this from Dion Dublin " "Chelsea's poor current form is down to losing their leader, because of Terry's poor form."
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:00 (nine years ago)
Chelsea should have had a penalty there.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:19 (nine years ago)
Chelsea looking like last season's version unfortunately.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:26 (nine years ago)
Costa loves hitting people doesn't he?
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)
Why the hell did Gabriel get booked? All he did was get assaulted by Costa?
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)
Now he gets sent off. Costa wins I guess.Classic Chelsea.
Such a perfect fit Costa and Chelsea and Mourinho.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:33 (nine years ago)
Yep. Gabriel was stupid but that was exactly what Costa was after.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)
That is masterful from Costa tbf. How does he get away with it?
― Number None, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:36 (nine years ago)
cos his hitting lump defenders to getting kicked by lump defenders ratio is pretty low
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:39 (nine years ago)
it's really not
― Number None, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:41 (nine years ago)
Costa should have been sent off and Gabriel shouldn' t even have a yellow card for the first incident.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)
The idea that Costa is more sinned against than sinner is frankly bollocks.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)
Mike Dean's reaction to Costa telling him about the "kick" is hilarious. Totally shits himself
― Number None, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)
Zouma one nil
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 September 2015 12:57 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/GNev2/status/645232284916912128
― Number None, Saturday, 19 September 2015 13:58 (nine years ago)
Brother Mouzone @AFCwillstompyou 18m18 minutes ago@GNev2 how's your dad doing ?
― jordan amavero (imago), Saturday, 19 September 2015 14:13 (nine years ago)
West Ham have beaten City, Arsenal and Liverpool away so far. That's crazy.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:42 (nine years ago)
this was good
https://vine.co/v/eUL6H1In0gP
― Number None, Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:47 (nine years ago)
Green card for Noble.
― mizzell, Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:49 (nine years ago)
Spurs going with a front five of Kane, Chadli, Lamela, Son and Alli should be interesting.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 September 2015 12:25 (nine years ago)
CP looking lackadaisical as hell
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 20 September 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)
For various reasons this is probably the furthest I've gone into a season without watching Spurs properly but this start has been very positive.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)
<3 Son already.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 September 2015 14:08 (nine years ago)
predictably enough, Rooney's been dropped back to #10 after failing to cut it as a striker. He'll be shite there too and the cycle can begin again.
― Number None, Sunday, 20 September 2015 14:51 (nine years ago)
so far so horrifying
― Number None, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:30 (nine years ago)
fucking hell, Martial is the real deal
― Number None, Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:08 (nine years ago)
"
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:22 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPnADnvWEAAquxF.jpglol
― ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:03 (nine years ago)
Martial just scored again. Might have been his second touch
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:49 (nine years ago)
3 touches tbf
https://streamable.com/46kh
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:27 (nine years ago)
3 out of the 4 goals he's scored have gone in that same corner iirc. has scored as many in ~120 mins as falcao got all last season
― Ray Chard (NickB), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:35 (nine years ago)
jammy liverpool just scraped though on penalties against carlisle
― Ray Chard (NickB), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:42 (nine years ago)
there's something beautiful about Mike Ashley finally throwing some money at Newcastle only to fuck up by entrusting it to McClaren
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 05:25 (nine years ago)
City score from Spurs corner. Completely shambolic but good finish from De Bruyne.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:12 (nine years ago)
spurs looking p dece, that aside
kyle walker, how many times
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:15 (nine years ago)
just logged on to call Walker a fuckboy and he put a quality tackle in in the meantime
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)
Lloris is the Prem keeper whose saves most resemble panels from old football comics
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:21 (nine years ago)
this co-commentator is 'doing my nut'
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:24 (nine years ago)
Woo!
Still not a DM but woo!
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)
aiiight
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)
oof that's some howling linesmithery
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:32 (nine years ago)
dare I say, yomp
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:32 (nine years ago)
city's goal marginally offside too tbf
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:37 (nine years ago)
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, September 26, 2015 12:24 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
charlton legend danny mills
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:47 (nine years ago)
the most marginal open-goal finish of all time, there
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)
Yes!
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)
this is fun
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)
I am.only getting these sparse updatesit's quite enough
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)
Son is a really, really classy player
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:08 (nine years ago)
Getting Berbatov vibes from him
haha wow
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:20 (nine years ago)
wondrous play from Njie
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:21 (nine years ago)
Wonderful from Njie.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:22 (nine years ago)
thought Lamela had fucked that
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:22 (nine years ago)
actually that's v uncharitable, he was never in an actively good position to shoot until he actually did
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:23 (nine years ago)
Kane looks a player too
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:27 (nine years ago)
quite surprised that City have deemed scoring three goals in eight or nine minutes v Spurs an impossibility (wrt subbing Aguero)
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:30 (nine years ago)
Fuck me.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:41 (nine years ago)
that was v encouraging, lots of good performances and many from new players
― ogmor, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)
Really quite astonished how much better Poch's signings have been than the AVB-eras. I had my misgivings about Dier in midfield but the boy's doing well, Alli looks like a natural, Son and N'jie have both had an immediate and decisive impact. Also Alderweireld is the best signing we've made in ages, gives us so much composure in defence and a consistent first-choice CB pairing for the first time in literally a decade. Davies looks like a safer bet than Rose at LB as well.
Overjoyed for Lamela and Kane, although City's back five was complete dogshit today, both on paper and on the pitch.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:46 (nine years ago)
all that ^
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:48 (nine years ago)
ugh bbc updates are like 2 minutes behind aren't they
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:02 (nine years ago)
xp tho Davies still not rly first choice material if pace must be a factor
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:11 (nine years ago)
Did alright against a very pacy City attack today, although better with cover in front of him.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:13 (nine years ago)
yeah, if we can set up to protect him better I'd agree he's more solid than rose- still nice to have flawed competition in that position as opposed to just one flawed individual.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:15 (nine years ago)
Jeez...4-1!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:27 (nine years ago)
City's back five was complete dogshit today, both on paper and on the pitch.
Kompany and Mangala make a massive difference
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:37 (nine years ago)
pfft build one squad. no sympathy. we play kyle walker as a preference for gods sake.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)
true dat
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:45 (nine years ago)
Man U dominating the match in "meaningless possession"
Booooorrrring.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:52 (nine years ago)
Its great to have Sturridge back but our defence is still shite.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:35 (nine years ago)
Arsenal go from 1-0 down to 4-1 up are biters
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:39 (nine years ago)
lol. let's try that again
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:40 (nine years ago)
it was barely worth posting once tbf
there goes leicester's unbeaten run
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:47 (nine years ago)
enjoyably high scoring day, let's none of us belittle the blitw
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:53 (nine years ago)
things are getting interesting now tbf
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:55 (nine years ago)
lol Newcastle are 2-0 up.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)
trust newcastle to fuck that one up
― Ray Chard (NickB), Saturday, 26 September 2015 18:54 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/exX91FQqaFq
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:01 (nine years ago)
ok lololol
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 28 September 2015 03:48 (nine years ago)
is he saying "wait"?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 28 September 2015 08:01 (nine years ago)
http://wjgl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rebranding123-1.png
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 September 2015 15:40 (nine years ago)
good work
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 15:41 (nine years ago)
I will admit at this point to not really understanding the original thread title.
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 September 2015 15:54 (nine years ago)
It made sense at the time...
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 September 2015 18:40 (nine years ago)
imago - something somethingpandemic - something something, arsehole
this. just. in: fans of sub-premiership clubs now no longer welcome in premiership thread if they dispute the patronising notion of a 'second team'! OH DEAR whatever next?!― imago, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:23
not welcome either way tbh, not if yer only here to shit on the floor.― irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:51
(blah blah blah)
As for thread title, I'm happy to go with: Not welcome if you're just going to shit on the floor - Premier League 2015/16― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 14 August 2015 16:43
request no swears in the title, i'll have to click on this at work― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 16:52
Not welcome if you're just going to SIT on the floor? We'll all know what it really means... perfect crime― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:15
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 September 2015 18:48 (nine years ago)
my God I don't remember being implicated in this
Oppenheimer feels
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 21:05 (nine years ago)
RIP WBA ;-;
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2015 22:53 (nine years ago)
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/user/lw-avatar/4184868/profileSmall1422643782189.png
1972_stokie | September 28 2015, 7:48PM
Love it Bex - Konoplonker - brilliant!! and yes, he is ....
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 00:39 (nine years ago)
I used to love writing poetry'
Rooney reveals his love of poetry before meeting his future wife Coleen."I used to love writing poems. Before I was with Coleen, just normal poems," he said.
"I don't know why, I used to like writing little stories when I first got with Coleen. I used to write a lot of poems."
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 13:00 (nine years ago)
I literally cannot believe this.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 13:01 (nine years ago)
I'm already psyched for dele alli's transfer fee tbh
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:40 (nine years ago)
it'll be overshadowed by Martial's world record move to Madrid tbf
― Number None, Thursday, 1 October 2015 19:19 (nine years ago)
*funded
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 1 October 2015 19:22 (nine years ago)
City Newcastle worth a look...
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)
city a shambles at the back and lucky not to be three down. one chalked off wrongly for offside.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 October 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/e2zwb1A5HLb
Should Pope Francis sell the family jewels? [Started by OutdoorFish in March 2013, last updated Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:44 by deejerk reactions (darraghmac) on I Love Everything] 155 new answers
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:00 (nine years ago)
The futility of the dive surpasses the ineptitude of the pass in the lol stakes.
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:05 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/Ot5vibDa1qT
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:05 (nine years ago)
Aguero doing a Lewandowski
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
awww don't take him off
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)
bullshit
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)
pre 70 mins, ffl implications
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:25 (nine years ago)
Will MC try to score 10 or will they just kind of stall for time? I'd love to see a 10-1 game. Particularly after watching endless 0-0 and 1-0 snoozefests.
― brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 3 October 2015 15:28 (nine years ago)
Serious dick move from Pellegrino taking him off after 66mins. I hope they lose the title on goal difference.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 3 October 2015 16:21 (nine years ago)
Ref fucking Southhampton brutally
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 3 October 2015 17:06 (nine years ago)
good shout on Falcao
practically horizontal by the time he hit the keeper
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 17:47 (nine years ago)
get in, die cunts
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:00 (nine years ago)
this is delightful
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:01 (nine years ago)
my heart bleeds
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:01 (nine years ago)
Mourinho and Rodgers sacked on the same weekend?
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:02 (nine years ago)
Mane is so good
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:04 (nine years ago)
fuck that had to be four
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Saturday, October 3, 2015 7:00 PM (3 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fiddy getting lazy with his album titles
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:09 (nine years ago)
[taps watch] eh ronald isn't it shane long substitute golazo time
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:10 (nine years ago)
Eva Carneiro's revenge complete.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:23 (nine years ago)
Jose's monologueChelsea 1-3 SouthamptonPosted at 19:45I would just like to add that all those quotes from Jose Mourinho constitute a single answer to the first question from his interviewer.It was a seven-minute stream of conscience from a man clearly under pressure, which he signed off with a simple "thank you, goodbye".
Chelsea 1-3 SouthamptonPosted at 19:45
I would just like to add that all those quotes from Jose Mourinho constitute a single answer to the first question from his interviewer.
It was a seven-minute stream of conscience from a man clearly under pressure, which he signed off with a simple "thank you, goodbye".
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:46 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmnd1ZP5-4o
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 19:13 (nine years ago)
Is this a worse title defence than United under Moyes yet? Moyes at least had the excuse of an ageing squad full of dross.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 3 October 2015 19:52 (nine years ago)
yeah utd had 11 for 8, three points more
blackburn had 7 from 8 so not worst ever
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 October 2015 20:03 (nine years ago)
Chelsea actually added some of our aging dross
― Number None, Saturday, 3 October 2015 20:13 (nine years ago)
lol yes
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Saturday, 3 October 2015 20:29 (nine years ago)
"if they sack me they sack the best manager they ever had" then Jose goes on about responsibilities and blames referees
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:55 (nine years ago)
Have we discussed McLaren's ludicrous little counter board yet?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 11:05 (nine years ago)
what is this?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
existential howl from the void or a genuine question?
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 12:11 (nine years ago)
Fucking hell, we're getting ripped to pieces here. Hardly even touched the ball yet.
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)
It's not pretty
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:10 (nine years ago)
ayew very much the bossman atm
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
oof
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:20 (nine years ago)
Hmmm. I've got a feeling we're going to lose this one.
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:20 (nine years ago)
what the hell? 2-0 already?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)
try again, Hammer Smashed Bagels
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
Montero is having Kyle Walker for breakfast right now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
Can't remember ever being three down so quickly
― Let's go, FIFA! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)
Three? damn...
i haven't been watching (thanks to the stupid decision to have our NFL game at the same time)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:26 (nine years ago)
swansea fans enjoying singing "harry kane he scores when he wants" after a spectacular own goal
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)
Swansea Spurs game also goal fest already
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:33 (nine years ago)
xp
I thought the Swansea fans were singing "he's one of our own", which would have been funnier but also more annoying.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)
Hiding behind a cushion every time arsenal go forward
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:35 (nine years ago)
props to the my stream dude playing "The Sound of Silence"
hello darkness
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:50 (nine years ago)
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― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:24 (nine years ago)
Eriksen has scored two incredible free kicks today, single handedly bailing us out of this one.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:25 (nine years ago)
I have heard awful things about walkerwalker today, felt that the positional instructions given to his replacement during the week didn't bode well for poch solving the fullbacks any time soon.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:32 (nine years ago)
no spurs player has made me suffer like kyle walker
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:35 (nine years ago)
He's alright, he was man u 's top scorer at one point this season
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:38 (nine years ago)
It's not even his positioning, although that was at fault for the goal, he was just being skinned again and again by Montero, it's more the fault of our midfield for failing to cut off that supply line.
We're hammering them right now though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:40 (nine years ago)
ogmor are u really a fan of tottenham or is this just public spiritedness given the sympathies of ilx
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:55 (nine years ago)
i'll have you know i went to the same primary school as teddy sheringham
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:58 (nine years ago)
did he have an extra schoolyard in his head
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:01 (nine years ago)
365mailboxLAD
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:03 (nine years ago)
Rodgers out
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:31 (nine years ago)
funnily enough a Liverpool based mate of a mate said he was getting sacked this weekend regardless of result
de Boer in he reckons
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:35 (nine years ago)
wait for mourinho, lvg or Sherwood
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)
very strange timing. presumably a replacement is sorted already.
poor old bren. not a bad guy but his mouth got him into trouble.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:42 (nine years ago)
yeah.
wonder what level he'll get placed at after this.... can see there being a decent gap between his expectations and the reality
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:44 (nine years ago)
Get Klopp
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:47 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V
― r|t|c, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:49 (nine years ago)
heh
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:53 (nine years ago)
I sense Brendan will be traveling in a...northeastern directon
― Number None, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:56 (nine years ago)
cuddle with borini
― r|t|c, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:59 (nine years ago)
haha - i was thinking maybe replacing sherwood at villa.
fsg better have a replacement sorted already.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:02 (nine years ago)
I hear Tromsø are looking for a head coach (xxp)
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:03 (nine years ago)
It would be an utterly insane decision if they didn't. Liverpool aren't even doing that badly.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:04 (nine years ago)
six games unbeaten!
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)
it has to be klopp or ancelotti, right? if it's de boer they can fuck off.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:06 (nine years ago)
klopp 3 yr deal
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:10 (nine years ago)
full time at the allianz. klopp turns telly off, stares into void. he rises, draws curtains, pours stiff drink, opens drawer containing old service revolver and birthday card reading "call me! john w x"
― r|t|c, Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)
give it gary rest of season
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
favre's available
lucien or brett either's fine
― r|t|c, Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:16 (nine years ago)
off-topic but has anyone seen this poor man? halfway through it becomes apparent that chelsea are taking the place of an absent father.
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/video-this-angry-angry-chelsea-fan-tells-pretty-much-everyone-to-f-off/42638
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:22 (nine years ago)
Stevie g anyone
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:28 (nine years ago)
this makes me want klopp
https://vine.co/v/eiuzBplYWvw
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)
this is one of the best football wiki pages obv: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_Football_League_managers
gareth ainsworth at 11 already
― imago, Saturday, August 8, 2015 10:11 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i see one obvious candidate for not being in the top 10 by next May
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, August 8, 2015 10:12 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:41 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Sunday, October 4, 2015 6:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha, not quite your pulis one but definitely A
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:48 (nine years ago)
finer form than lewandowski and tarting for an overdue appreciation thread
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 18:57 (nine years ago)
who will drive this clown car fill of mignolets?
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:20 (nine years ago)
full I said full
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:21 (nine years ago)
“I’ve seen and worked with managers and it’s ups and downs,” Sherwood said. “We’ve got a manager in the opposite dugout today who’s not had it all his own way at every club he’s been at but he’s come through and stuck to his beliefs. That’s exactly what Tim Sherwood will be doing.”
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2015 07:05 (nine years ago)
"it’s the same Tim Sherwood who they were singing my name last season"
― r|t|c, Monday, 5 October 2015 07:20 (nine years ago)
Is anyone else in a fantasy league at the moment? This seemed like an extraordinarily high-scoring week in ours, like the cumulative scores of everyone's team would be way, way above the average return. And only about 5 people in our league (of 19 teams) had Aguero (and only 2 as captain).
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 5 October 2015 08:10 (nine years ago)
The football so far this season, with the exception of the first half vs Arsenal, has bordered on Hodgson era levels of tedium. Starts the season with a back 4 after flirting with 3CB's midway through last season, then after 4 games changes to a back 3. Still no defensive solidity either way.
Spends £30m on Firmino, plays him as a 2nd striker (his correct position) maybe once? twice?
Talks continual drivel. Ships out half a team every summer whilst shipping in half a team or more then goes on about needing time for the players to gel and learn our 'principles'(whatever they are, who the fuck knows) and rebuilding etc etc Repeat every season. European performances have been scandalously bad both in the CL and both seasons he's had in the Europa.
He didn't do a terrible job, he did about par, but the one season LFC overachieved was because we had one of the best 5 attackers in the world trying to play his way into a move to Real Madrid or Barca.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:11 (nine years ago)
I'm in a US-style league with player draft and head-to-head match-ups, and between them Aguero and Eriksen got me more points than my entire XI usually manages. Top of the league btw.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:38 (nine years ago)
Man Utd watchers, how has Schweini looked so far? Cos I've only seen the Arsenal game and he looked cooked tbh.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 10:45 (nine years ago)
the transfer committee and the fact they seem to be exonerated of blame is a really major issue for liverpool. like beyond anything rodgers has done (and i know he's one part of the committee) the biggest problem is the waste of money. so much cash wasted. other sides like southampton can have a decent recruitment system in place, liverpool don't. not sure how we can sack rodgers and talk about "his" spending and leave this mysterious body in situ, with no accountability for their decisions. you'd have to say the point of the transfer committee must be to create a system where nobody is to blame for shit transfers, and so divide and dilute the ire of supporters.
but agree on all the tactical stuff. a lot of the recruitment issues are to do with his refusal to play players in position. markovic as a wing back for most of last season despite showing flashes of quality, can still, STILL being ruined at centre back. ings on the wing. firmino as mentioned. sahko ignored despite clearly being better than lovren.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:21 (nine years ago)
I think the whole LFC 'transfer committee' thing is a little bit of a smoke screen. P much every club has a 'transfer committee' even if they don't call it such. It's never one manager identifying a target and saying "get him" I wouldn't have thought. It's collective identification and then deciding if the player is good enough to improve the team, available, has resell value etc etc. I'm fine with LFC doing it that way but completely agree that when it goes wrong. and IT CLEARLY HAS, then the people involved should get the blame, incl Rodgers but not limited to him.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 12:38 (nine years ago)
I mean I honestly think if we had only spent like 20% of the Suarez/Sterling money the team would have finished within 2 places of where we ended up last season/are at this season. Which is a massive failure.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 12:40 (nine years ago)
I mean I don't rate Spurs that highly but there are signs that Pochettino has improved them on where they were when he took over, performance wise at least imo, mainly by improving the players he inherited.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)
Totally otm here:
the biggest problem is the waste of money. so much cash wasted.
You can argue that City/Man U/Chelsea have wasted similar amounts on dud and/or poorly utilised players over the last few years, but actually playing well and winning stuff tends to help deflect attention from that ...
― Steve Reich In The Afternoon (Against The 80s), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)
Man Utd have played well in the last few years?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)
getting 4th place tends to help deflect attention from that
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:50 (nine years ago)
xpost
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:51 (nine years ago)
the diff with man u and chelsea, and city, as ever, is that they can waste 70m and spend another 70m to make up for it.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)
p.s. done a great job so far http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33099430
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)
I thought all teams are flush with TV money now anyway
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 5 October 2015 12:54 (nine years ago)
They won the league a couple of years ago, if that counts?
― Steve Reich In The Afternoon (Against The 80s), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:53 (nine years ago)
He also dropped and then shipped out an absolute shit-ton of them, like sixteen or seventeen senior squad members gone since he arrived. Of the £100m or whatever spending spree two years ago it's only Eriksen, Lamela and Chadli that are left. Eriksen was always going to make it, Chadli has done well but is probably operating near the top of his range, and the jury's still out on Lamela.
The improvements he has made are either through bringing in new signings or promoting and improving academy products. The majority of that Bale money was completely wasted and Liverpool's use of the Suarez/Sterling cash looks similarly misguided. There's no guarantee that Liverpool's next manager will be able to extract any significant value from those players.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:18 (nine years ago)
Well firmino, benteke ,Gomez, markovic, illori, can, Moreno, Lallana etc should at least have equal talent to the Spurs youths/signings that pochettino has worked with.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:06 (nine years ago)
Basically even with poor recruitment Rodgers should still have been able to put together a far more coherent team than he managed for the last 25 games and I would expect a new manager to improve on that with the same players.
― pandemic, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:09 (nine years ago)
yeah i actually think there's more talent at liverpool than there has been for many of the managers who did about as badly/well as rodgers, if you remove the runners-up season.
hodgson and to an extent dalglish had squads that were probably a good bit worse. there's a huge squad now and i honestly don't think it's all rubbish - just not enough coherency to the gameplan and the positions in which b-rod has deployed people.
someone like klopp may be looking at this and thinking it's a decent opportunity, a big squad, lots of youth, some proven quality - a decent manager can hammer a good team together i'd say. lol @ him if he thinks that we will eat him alive expectations aren't as bad as people say - if rodgers had made a half decent stab at 4th last year i doubt too many would have called for his head.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:34 (nine years ago)
like really, in the end all rodgers managed to figure out was "give it to suarez". i doubt any manager around would just magically get that points tally with suarez - he deserves some credit - but not that much.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:36 (nine years ago)
pretty majestic overall tbh. You didn't see the Liverpool game? Overshadowed by Martial and Blind but I thought he was the best player on the pitch
knew we were fucked yesterday as soon as van Gaal named him and Carrick in a two though. An insane decision which was compounded by the decision to have him do some bizarre man-marking job on Cazorla. Was actually decent in the second half, tried to make things happen unlike the rest of the zombies (Martial excepted) out there. Not that it mattered at that stage.
Game was crying out for a midfield three, but we can't do that because where would you fit Captain Undroppable in?
A midfield of Herrera, Schweinsteiger, and Schneiderlin is as good as anything in the league imo
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2015 17:59 (nine years ago)
for everything said about Rodgers here I think avb was worse with the money he had and what he inherited.
but other than that the criticisms are remarkably similar.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 5 October 2015 21:24 (nine years ago)
love that images of brendan has become images of jurgen, already.
https://twitter.com/ImagesofJurgenK
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 October 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
the positions in which b-rod has deployed people.p
I approve of this nomenclature as it means his replacement is J-Klo.
― poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 16:30 (nine years ago)
Klo being German for the cludgie, of course.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 17:18 (nine years ago)
i know i've been hurt before, but i'm pretty excited for klopp. if anyone can conduct the orchestra of madness and invigorate the average hordes it is surely he. at least until we sack him after finishing 5th.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
same
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 23:56 (nine years ago)
"kop flop klopp"
About 74 results (0.41 seconds)
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 00:19 (nine years ago)
ooh "KOP FLOP KLOPP COPS CHOP" is p good, well done that man
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 00:20 (nine years ago)
not as good as "roo are ya"
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 11:35 (nine years ago)
granted
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 12:04 (nine years ago)
thinking i might try prefacing any response to anything with a loud abrupt HA HA HA this kl0ppo day
― r|t|c, Friday, 9 October 2015 08:24 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvxWd3ZqY1M
cough
― r|t|c, Friday, 9 October 2015 08:25 (nine years ago)
pre-season friendlies - weak
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 09:06 (nine years ago)
i suppose rodgers probably won the m&m cup or the haagen daaz shield too
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 09:07 (nine years ago)
I just folornly Google image searched for a picture of Brendan Rodgers high fiving the M&Ms guy.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 09:32 (nine years ago)
http://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.1572248.1382639930!/image/image.jpg
you can't put your arms around a memory
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2015 09:39 (nine years ago)
sad stuff about valdes yesterday, makes me wanna take both parties out for a beer together
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/08/victor-valdes-locker-manchester-united-louis-van-gaal
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2015 09:45 (nine years ago)
you can put your arms around 4/5m quid that he got as a sweetener to the sacking. i like brendan but i'd never feel sorry for a sacked manager at a big club - they are selling nothing in particular and the prices are astronomical.
xpost this valdes stuff is all getting a bit david miscavige.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 09:45 (nine years ago)
Kind of interested as to where Rodgers goes next though, there's no natural next step for him unless he want to take on a total ambulance club like Newcastle or Villa. Could he manage in Spain?
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 09:53 (nine years ago)
definitely abroad i'd say.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 10:01 (nine years ago)
If Rodgers had done nothing differently, if Liverpool's performances last season and the start of this one had been identical, if Suarez had still left when he did, Sturridge had his injuries when he did, etc. - if the only difference to reality was that Gerrard hadn't slipped up and Chelsea hadn't beaten Liverpool and Liverpool had narrowly beaten City to the title, how much higher would his stock be now?
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:05 (nine years ago)
and if they hadnt lost a three goal lead to crystal palace in the next game
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:08 (nine years ago)
Ah, yes. That was great.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:11 (nine years ago)
Even allowing for the Palace result Liverpool would still have won the title by a point I think?
A drop from 1st to 6th would have been seen as pretty disastrous in the modern Prem era but it'd be stupid to claim that a first title in 14 years wouldn't have earned him significantly more leeway.
Playing Gerrard as his only DM was bound to blow up in his face at some point given Stevie G's well-documented history of howlers in big games, it wasn't just a freak slip, it was a direct result of selection and transfer policy, and Liverpool's amazing attack was papering over the cracks of a seriously leaky defence.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)
i think it warrants another viewing of said slip http://www.football-banter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gerrard-slip.gif
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:20 (nine years ago)
but these are still way sweeter http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd79/ALX8725/FC/JohnTerrySlips.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/768409/2yls1gm.gif
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)
of tactics more than anything - why was the entire team across the halfway line in a game they only had to draw?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:24 (nine years ago)
the palace result completely insignificant, the title was lost by then.
didnt city have an easy run that had the pressure off once liverpool lost at palace
they went from sort of 3/5 to 3/1ish over two terrible games
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:25 (nine years ago)
gerrard had been good that season tho in terms of quick distribution to the pacy forwards
i think lucas was injured a lot wasnt he? hed have been a more natural dmid in big games
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)
city had about 3 games in hand or something when liverpool were deemed by all the newspapers to have won the title.
i can kind of see how rodgers just thought we'd blow chelsea away 6-3, it was a pretty astonishing run of victories before that, anyone could have got carried away. many of us did.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)
like easy to say in hindsight he should have gone for the 0-0, but we had been utterly dicking everyone for weeks
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:30 (nine years ago)
the counterfactual is basically instructive tho, in that momentum and crucial moments etc are so formative, cliched as that is
there was a gloomy ambience to liverpool that offseason, very difficult to reply to sudden unexpected impovement and then fall
rodgers was most impressive that year for how adaptable he was, playing sterling as an amid in a 4312 and other wacky ploys that worked brilliantly, only a rube would attribute that season to suarez alone
yet the more control and power he had, the cleverer he tried to be and the more those wacky ideas like can as a sweeper in a back three etc failed to really work
he is a very talented coach and would suit somewhere like valencia where he just has to do that, if eg nuno moves on to better things
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)
he was basically fucked once we stopped being able to outscore teams - all the changes he made to try and fix the defence just made the team pedestrian and still prone to conceding wacky shit goals from one-off mistakes.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:39 (nine years ago)
It would have been a first title in 24 years, and you're absolutely right he'd have earned more leeway ...
― Steve Reich In The Afternoon (Against The 80s), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)
going to make a vague guess that was a typo and that ppl are aware liverpool havent one a title in 140 yrs
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 13:20 (nine years ago)
Rondelle Hobbs @RondelleHobbs 3 hrs3 hours ago
Rock around the Klopp.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 October 2015 13:27 (nine years ago)
cant believe its been a thousand years since liverpool won the world cup
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 9 October 2015 13:29 (nine years ago)
sad stuff about valdes yesterday, makes me wanna take both parties out for a beer togetherhttp://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/08/victor-valdes-locker-manchester-united-louis-van-gaal― Haino Corrida (NickB), Friday, October 9, 2015 10:45 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Haino Corrida (NickB), Friday, October 9, 2015 10:45 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If I was Valdes I'd be lawyering up and constructive dismissalling my way to a full payment of my remaining contract and free agent status.
― poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)
great summer dancing to gangnam style
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:34 (nine years ago)
Still think that Sturridge's injury fucked them more than anything else - he Suarez and Sterling, together, were amazing that season, such a fluid and unpredictable attacking line, especially with Coutinho behind then. A season later and he was reduced to playing Sterling as CF, despite him being manifestly unsuited to that role, with a rotating cast of flakes and journeymen longside him.
Liverpool just wouldn't have been capable of shutting up shop against an improving Chelsea side that season, they'd already lost to them once before, but they were outscoring everyone else as it was. I suppose one of the things that made Fergie a great manager was dampening the euphoria down at times like that, making sure they left nothing to chance.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:57 (nine years ago)
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, October 9, 2015 12:28 PM (3 hours ago)
My memory might be failing me here but I think Lucas spent most of the latter part of that season on the bench? Gerrard did well enough in that regard but he also lacked the intelligence and vigilance required to play that role consistently at the highest level and Rodgers should really have spotted that earlier than he did.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:04 (nine years ago)
Ah wait Lucas did actually start that Chelsea game. Then again Chelsea were playing a 20-year old CB I had forgotten even existed.
― Matt DC, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:09 (nine years ago)
that side had plenty of regular players that weren't good enough for a title winning team, several of them bought by rodgers
no rational analysis would particularize a loss of possession by a cental midfielder at the centre circle as the reason they lost that game, it's a routine event that very seldom leads to goals because the central defenders are covering (and it was also conceded in the first half)
the mistake is in letting gerrard drop in between sahko and skrtel, neither of whom have recovery speed, and doing so while the defenders are pushed high and extremely wide
though that is again reflective of the limited quality of the other players (partly his fault for buying one) ie two central defenders who can't pass well
https://d13csqd2kn0ewr.cloudfront.net/uploads/image/file/45652/cropped_Untitled-01.gif?ts=1398607686
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:15 (nine years ago)
sturridge is very important though, a superb player, other than perhaps twp in 09/10 he was better in 13/14 than any other english forward of recent times, certainly a finer player than kane
easiest counterfactual is that with him fit even say 2/3 of this season and last, rodgers would still be there
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (nine years ago)
Wonder how many more players lfc can lose to cruciate injuries before Saturday? I'm guessing Jose Enrique? Must be a while since he's kicked a ball.
― pandemic, Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:02 (nine years ago)
you're catching up with bournemouth!
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:18 (nine years ago)
rolling soccerball death spiral
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:19 (nine years ago)
It's alright, as far as I can tell we're going into Saturday's game with Dele Alli as our most experienced central midfielder.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:23 (nine years ago)
Turning into a really shitty season for promising young left-backs just getting into their stride at a big club.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:25 (nine years ago)
brendan galloway, you are next
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:31 (nine years ago)
god ings is out too?? sheesh
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 15 October 2015 14:37 (nine years ago)
v enjoyably hectic& slightly nervy first half of spurs-liverpool, spurs looked pretty headless early on in the face of liverpool's hustle. not always a big dembele fan but he was the most composed spurs presence. a few good chances, origi scrapping & njie's shot was gorgeous after an erratic start, but good goalkeeping
― ogmor, Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)
yeah that was more encouraging from liverpool. still prone to the odd brainfart in defence tho. i thought sakho played well. second poor showing in a row for coutinho. i thought origi played well but he had no support.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 17 October 2015 14:20 (nine years ago)
Rooney scored an away goal!
at Everton!
― Number None, Saturday, 17 October 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)
He still looks shite, though
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 October 2015 15:27 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/10/17/35e57192-e680-462f-a36d-5e65d740ab93.png
seems legit
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 October 2015 15:50 (nine years ago)
palace penalty decision an absolute joke, even worse attempt than normal to manufacture being the centre of attention for clattenburg
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 October 2015 22:17 (nine years ago)
cunt ref obv
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 October 2015 22:18 (nine years ago)
what the hell is happening in the Newcastle game?
― Number None, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:48 (nine years ago)
Georginio Wijnaldum is happening by the looks of it
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:49 (nine years ago)
did not foresee Chris Sutton becoming Graeme souness tbh
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 October 2015 21:34 (nine years ago)
Nice to see Sissoko give one of the 5 performances per season where one legitimately wonders why he's not playing for one of the top 5 clubs in the world.
― pandemic, Monday, 19 October 2015 14:46 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSAA7enWoAAXQ-J.jpg
― Matt DC, Friday, 23 October 2015 12:10 (nine years ago)
west haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 25 October 2015 08:46 (nine years ago)
I never would have believed that Mourinho or Chelsea could give me such pleasure as they have this season.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 11:37 (nine years ago)
#same
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 October 2015 11:48 (nine years ago)
sherwood sacked
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 25 October 2015 11:52 (nine years ago)
good
― Number None, Sunday, 25 October 2015 11:54 (nine years ago)
well that answers one convo i had last night
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:10 (nine years ago)
Stoked for his inevitable appearance at Millwall.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:13 (nine years ago)
Was it really only 2 months ago that I was reading article after article about how Mourinho had gazumped Utd wrt Pedro and what a fantastic move it was?
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)
A worse title defence than either Blackburn or Moyes is quite something to see.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:32 (nine years ago)
Still have zero confidence in LFC getting a win at SB next week mind you.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:33 (nine years ago)
Have any Chelsea players played consistently well this season? Willian is the only one I can think of. Hazard has looked pretty good but some way below the Hazard of the last few seasons.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)
Ramires? They all looked shagged out. Costa and Fabregas in particular look like they're a day or two away from the retiree beach soccer circuit.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:36 (nine years ago)
Mourinho as serial loser ranting and raving away is such a weird sight, it's like you can just see the power draining away from him.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)
some really bizarre captain save a brit opinions on twitter about sherwood.
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/658265123883196417 - like yeah jack grealish likes the manager who played him a lot, he must be a genius.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:57 (nine years ago)
it's honestly really weird the last few weeks. he brought up the possibility of his own sacking, and then chelsea had to almost issue a vote of confidence. the physio stuff earlier in the season too, he has some weird poisonous death wish.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 25 October 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)
Sherwood on MOTD yesterday - "we can't carry anyone". OTM dude.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 13:06 (nine years ago)
Well this is embarrassing.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:08 (nine years ago)
Otamendi, Fernandinho, Martial all excellent that half. For a match with no shots I found that v enjoyable.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:58 (nine years ago)
Rojo has also been excellent
Rooney's untouchable status continues to confound
― Number None, Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:01 (nine years ago)
Yes I should have mentioned Rojo.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:07 (nine years ago)
For real Boruc today is one of the worst goalkeeping performances I can remember in the EPL. Directly at fault for four of the five goals.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)
Was about to say. Could just have made it five out of six.
Having said that, Adam Federici is responsible for about three of the worst goalkeeping performances I've ever seen so I hope for their sake the third choice has untapped potential.
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:41 (nine years ago)
There have been three instances where he's parried straight into the path of a Spurs player and amazingly only one has led to a goal.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:43 (nine years ago)
There's a little animated dachshund running up the Bournemouth advertising hoarding and it's faster than Kieran Trippier.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:52 (nine years ago)
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSLSpYoU8AALcgf.jpg
― poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Sunday, 25 October 2015 18:03 (nine years ago)
SIX IN A ROW!
That is all :P
― Today was brought to you by the number 6 and the letters F, T and M. (Turrican), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:30 (nine years ago)
^ randy lerner phone transcript
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:44 (nine years ago)
highlights made that look like the least convincing 5-1 in history oh welp
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 26 October 2015 04:25 (nine years ago)
Nah if you ignore the first minute it was pretty one-sided. Our front four were given so much space they were pretty much able to dictate the game.
― Matt DC, Monday, 26 October 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)
dmac you do not know that you are born
― twunty fifteen (imago), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:32 (nine years ago)
I believe there's a job going for Sherwood in South London.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 26 October 2015 11:02 (nine years ago)
bmouth got two or three good chances after the goal within our box, hit post from one and should prob have scored three. discounting boruc that's not far off evens ito clearcuts.
eriksen running things is a joy obv.
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 26 October 2015 11:11 (nine years ago)
Two or three chances in 90mins is not that much dude. If you're counting "should have scored" then it would have been about 10-3.
Also, you didn't watch the game.
― Matt DC, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)
all true, all true
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 26 October 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)
“It has been tough for him but he is going to benefit from the hard work he has done in the last eight weeks or so,” Bilic said. “It was boring work that he has never done so far in his career to get his muscles and his fitness back up.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 October 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)
Former Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers is being lined up as an interim manager at Chelsea - should they fire under-pressure Jose Mourinho. (Belfast Telegraph)
Alternatively, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is preparing to replace manager Mourinho with former Blues boss Andre Villas-Boas. (Metro)
sadly don't think lfc are good enough to get Jose the sack this weekend, would be lovely though.
― pandemic, Friday, 30 October 2015 14:40 (nine years ago)
yeah I can't see us winning tomorrow. the goals problem is approaching crisis.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Friday, 30 October 2015 14:47 (nine years ago)
Good luck klopp i believe in youuu
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 31 October 2015 09:03 (nine years ago)
Liverpool-Chelsea is never an enticing prospect but a half-arsed Chelsea side vs the most toothless Liverpool attack I can remember is a particularly grim one. Still if they can't score against this Chelsea they might as well give up now.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 31 October 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)
quite excited for this, myself
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 31 October 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)
:D amazing work to not blow the half time whistle there
― twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 31 October 2015 13:35 (nine years ago)
livened things up a bit at least
appalling game
― Number None, Saturday, 31 October 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)
Superb. First thing coutinho has done all game. And yeah, where did those 2 minutes come from?
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 31 October 2015 13:37 (nine years ago)
Don't even think it's that bad a game. As was sort of noted up thread, we're v pretty but utterly toothless.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 31 October 2015 13:39 (nine years ago)
bye Jose
― Number None, Saturday, 31 October 2015 14:27 (nine years ago)
:)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 31 October 2015 14:30 (nine years ago)
the post-match interview lol
― Number None, Saturday, 31 October 2015 14:50 (nine years ago)
Vardy just broke the record for scoring in consecutive games.
As much as I dislike the team, it's nice to see Ranieri doing well.
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 October 2015 16:37 (nine years ago)
I do wish Van Gaal would just fuck off and take his boring negative football (and Rooney) with him.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 31 October 2015 16:43 (nine years ago)
LVG's management of expectation is first rate tbf
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)
Tell you what that was some header from Otamendi.
Barry goal also v nice indeed.
Andy Carroll Cruyff turn failure in his own box. Lol.
Looking forward to Mourinho's Thatcher tearfully leaving Downing Street inthe back of a car moment.
― pandemic, Sunday, 1 November 2015 11:33 (nine years ago)
Barry goal?? I meant Vardy.
― pandemic, Sunday, 1 November 2015 11:34 (nine years ago)
Lol Joe Hart.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)
Pretty incredible reflex save from Russell Martin as well.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)
Looking forward to Mourinho's Thatcher tearfully leaving Downing Street inthe back of a car moment.― pandemic, Sunday, November 1, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pandemic, Sunday, November 1, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mourinho is so boom-and-bust innit. Gideon will be looking at this wreck and fearing for his life I'm sure.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 November 2015 12:44 (nine years ago)
I might have a celebratory play of 'Walk Away' by Cast when that happens.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 13:32 (nine years ago)
Maybe 'Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)' instead.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 13:33 (nine years ago)
Remind me why Martinez dropped Kone again?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 14:08 (nine years ago)
i almost didn't watch this cuz i figured it would be a boring, turgid affair
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 1 November 2015 14:54 (nine years ago)
deulofeu&kone have been great
― ogmor, Sunday, 1 November 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)
ILF hivemind so jaded I wouldn't be surprised if it previews El Clasico as turgidity in waiting
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 1 November 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)
south coast derby coming up. oh grim prospect! whither football
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 1 November 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)
Claiming that Sunderland have ever been anything other than turgid to watch is challoping of the highest order, but the possibility of a memorable whipping is always there.
I put Kone in my fantasy league team out of sheer desperation this afternoon and it's probably the single greatest FFL transfer I've ever made.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 November 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)
dude you are the one who called out chelsea's defeat yesterday as anything other than the hilarious showing-up it was almost certainly always going to be
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 1 November 2015 15:49 (nine years ago)
took a while but
http://i.imgur.com/BVui7l6.png
― r|t|c, Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:31 (nine years ago)
watching highlights
defending bad. 3-5-2 is def what u hire big sam for iirc
coates scoring that goal against us still crassest of cosmic jokes
funes the memori won't want to watch the replay ho ho amrite lads
sweet take for ultra kone's 2nd
ooo lukaku pass
― r|t|c, Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:47 (nine years ago)
'funes mori' looks like it should be latin for some awesome deathly shit but the best translation is in fact 'ropes of mulberry'
or 'ropes for the custom', which is a bit deathlier
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 1 November 2015 17:02 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSkR30WWIAAMQPP.png
― Number None, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:48 (nine years ago)
who is #1 for sideways passes??
― ogmor, Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:00 (nine years ago)
swansea surely
― twunty fifteen (imago), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:04 (nine years ago)
say this grinds on undramatically and utd still finish 3rd and cl qfs or w/e
how likely are they to do something about it should guardiola make himself available this summer
― r|t|c, Sunday, 1 November 2015 20:11 (nine years ago)
i guess if it's the bayern roadmap i could see carlo working as the heynckes liberator tho
― r|t|c, Sunday, 1 November 2015 20:17 (nine years ago)
More like the giggs bosun
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2015 00:27 (nine years ago)
Dunno if they're trying to give Remi a crash course in English footballing tradition early on but playing 4-4-2 against this particular midfield when you're already bottom of the league seems... unwise.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2015 20:52 (nine years ago)
no point even talking about this Villa team. not good enough for the division, individually or collectively. if we do stay up it'll only be if there are a number of catastrophic collapses around us and I can't see it. fuck it man. been on life support for so long I've basically forgotten what it was like to be any other way. about time we stopped inflicting ourselves on the MOTD viewing public.
I did enjoy a stat from a recent Football Weekly, when Jimbo caused me to do a double-take by noting that "Tim Sherwood has actually got the highest win percentage of any of Villa's last three managers" before concluding "....with the other contenders of course being Paul Lambert and Alex McLeish" and I almost burst into tears.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 November 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
This has been an awful performance.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2015 21:38 (nine years ago)
looks like i tuned in at the right time eh
― twunty fifteen (imago), Monday, 2 November 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)
Incredible slackness and lethargy out of defence all night. Villa are appalling tho tbf.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2015 21:40 (nine years ago)
that was nice
― twunty fifteen (imago), Monday, 2 November 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)
little bobble as he hit it sent it in the top corner
Just really wanted to chill that game out and stroll to a non-fussed victory but our passing triangles kept going further and further back til it was eventually lloris walker and dier and well fuck that.
Still. Win, another 18 yr old debut, lamela showed a bit in the last ten mins, Kane goal and good to see two midfielders get on the sheet.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2015 22:43 (nine years ago)
I only saw the first half but we looked comfortably in control without ever looking like we were trying that hard. Then I went for dinner and got a load of "we're going to fuck this aren't we?" texts, that I assume followed the Villa goal.
Wondering if the second gear performance was at least partly down to having to play two more games this week. Including against Arsenal.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 08:39 (nine years ago)
It's possible. It was very 'relaxed' all through the second half, with villa unlucky not to equalise twice at around 70 mins.
Pulled up socks in the last ten mins tbf when we started countering/retaining it with a little more consistency.
Winning ugly. This year is our year.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 09:46 (nine years ago)
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/steven-gerrard-set-for-amazing-return-to-liverpool-after-holding-talks-with-jurgen-klopp-a6720306.html
facepalm
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 23:29 (nine years ago)
once he doesn't play i guess it's tolerable
I will despair if he ever plays another second professionally for lfc again.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)
I think even having him back generally is a bad move - we should be moving on from the dependencies of recent years.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 13:06 (nine years ago)
Just sign a proper fucking central midfielder already.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:33 (nine years ago)
maybe it's emre can
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:19 (nine years ago)
whats the new season cl thread?
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 20:20 (nine years ago)
Skyfall:UEFA Champions League 2015/16
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 20:21 (nine years ago)
ty
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 20:24 (nine years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/04/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-steven-gerrard
Always a nothing story. The papers need to get over this narrative more than anyone involved with LFC. They're obsessed.
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)
love klopp
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 5 November 2015 00:47 (nine years ago)
^^
― ewar woowar (or something), Thursday, 5 November 2015 08:24 (nine years ago)
The report produced by the match referee Mr. Jonathan Moss dated the 25th October 2015 reads as follows:When myself and my colleagues left the field of play at half time, as we entered the tunnel area to get to our dressing room, Mr Mourinho the Chelsea Manager was waiting for us clearly agitated and began aggressively asking about first half decisions. Rather than publically speak to him I asked him to step into the entrance of my dressing room escorted by Simon Sutton, the West Ham United Security Manager. Mr Mourinho asked me about a tackle, an offside and a goal line clearance. I gave him brief answers to his questions. After this I asked him to leave the dressing room area. He refused. I asked him again. After he refused again I asked Mr Sutton to escort him from the room. At this point Mr Mourinho became very aggressive and animated. He shouted that you fucking referees are weak…Wenger is right about you…you are fucking weak. I advised Mr Mourinho not to take his position in the technical area for the second half due to his actions.
When myself and my colleagues left the field of play at half time, as we entered the tunnel area to get to our dressing room, Mr Mourinho the Chelsea Manager was waiting for us clearly agitated and began aggressively asking about first half decisions. Rather than publically speak to him I asked him to step into the entrance of my dressing room escorted by Simon Sutton, the West Ham United Security Manager. Mr Mourinho asked me about a tackle, an offside and a goal line clearance. I gave him brief answers to his questions. After this I asked him to leave the dressing room area. He refused. I asked him again. After he refused again I asked Mr Sutton to escort him from the room. At this point Mr Mourinho became very aggressive and animated. He shouted that you fucking referees are weak…Wenger is right about you…you are fucking weak. I advised Mr Mourinho not to take his position in the technical area for the second half due to his actions.
― Number None, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:10 (nine years ago)
This is the most one-sided game I've seen all season and Bournmouth are still somehow contriving to lose. Rob Elliott has been excellent for Newcastle but the rest of the team has been abysmal.
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 November 2015 13:54 (nine years ago)
'Sunderland can't have a complaint'Sunderland 0-1 SouthamptonJermaine JenasFormer Tottenham and England midfielder on Final Score
"Daft of M'Vila to slide in, but I don't think there was contact. I have seen those given though, and Sunderland can't have a complaint."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 7 November 2015 16:47 (nine years ago)
Stoke take the lead...
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:48 (nine years ago)
"lol" is doesn't suffice
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 7 November 2015 23:07 (nine years ago)
or just "doesn't suffice"
That is probably the most predictable result in the history of football.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 November 2015 00:20 (nine years ago)
great half from Spurs
― Number None, Sunday, 8 November 2015 16:43 (nine years ago)
If I were Wenger I'd look at bringing Flamini on in the second half because we're completely outrunning and out-tackling them in midfield. Still expect us to fuck this up, there's no way Kyle Walker can cope with Sanchez for 90mins.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:00 (nine years ago)
Neymar did this
https://streamable.com/23i3
― Number None, Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:02 (nine years ago)
holy moly
enjoyed cech's antics there
― ogmor, Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:15 (nine years ago)
this is the best spurs passing in an age
― ogmor, Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)
Was just coming here to say that if Spurs don't win this, it's a sign little has changed. Perhaps for either side if it's 1-1 in the end.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 8 November 2015 17:36 (nine years ago)
a day for little has changed all round
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 November 2015 18:06 (nine years ago)
otm
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 8 November 2015 18:08 (nine years ago)
The first two-thirds of that game were probably the best example of the heavy pressing, high-line game I can remember seeing in the Premiership, they really were penned in for exceptionally long periods of time. After the equaliser went in I was convinced we were going to tank it, and it previous seasons we would have.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 November 2015 18:14 (nine years ago)
just noting that Moyes has been sacked again
carry on
― Number None, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:42 (nine years ago)
ridiculous to feel like a really wealthy dude who managed in the premiership for years is a pitiable and tragic character but something about the stark turnaround from being appointed manager of man united to being sacked by la real a little over two years later that is just brutal
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Monday, 9 November 2015 18:47 (nine years ago)
fair play to him for giving managing abroad a bash I guess
I imagine he'll be back in the prem before the season is out
― Number None, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:50 (nine years ago)
although I'm now reading the Guardian obituary, and he doesn't exactly seem to have put his heart into it
“The players have been great and a lot of them are actually taking English lessons, so have the staff, so there is something a wee bit weird about that ... it should almost be the other way round,” Moyes said after the first game. He was right, it should be, but it didn’t happen. He did not speak Spanish and did not learn, although he tried – at least to begin with. Failed attempts could undermine his authority and by extension his desire to try. And so the distance grew.
― Number None, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:53 (nine years ago)
with whom?
― twunty fifteen (imago), Monday, 9 November 2015 18:55 (nine years ago)
idk...Swansea?
― Number None, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:56 (nine years ago)
come on there's no way McClaren season out
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 November 2015 18:57 (nine years ago)
"sees the season out"
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 November 2015 18:58 (nine years ago)
ah, tried and failed to learn Spanish, one of the easiest languages to learn. chronically parochial.
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Monday, 9 November 2015 19:01 (nine years ago)
The hotel thing is worse I think. I'm always amazed at British football types who move country and are incapable of renting a decent house/apartment. See classic Michael Owen article on his Real Madrid hell for the funniest example
― Number None, Monday, 9 November 2015 19:02 (nine years ago)
Moyes is really not a Swansea manager. Villa would have been the turgidly obvious option but all concerned dodged a bullet there. Lord knows Moyes would be an upgrade on McClaren and can at least organise a defence.
― Matt DC, Monday, 9 November 2015 19:04 (nine years ago)
fulham quite nicely set up for him imo
― r|t|c, Monday, 9 November 2015 19:53 (nine years ago)
yep
― twunty fifteen (imago), Monday, 9 November 2015 20:06 (nine years ago)
Charllton job still not finalized I think?
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Monday, 9 November 2015 20:10 (nine years ago)
I think it's time he came home to Celtic.
― the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:00 (nine years ago)
According to whatsisface from the guardian podcast the only team Tottenham have never finished above in the pl era is Arsenal, which i find neither surprising nor obvious.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:48 (nine years ago)
good fact- it is our "this year" obv
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:49 (nine years ago)
They seem convinced that it's next year, though the fact that Arsenal haven't shat the bed yet has me thinking
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:54 (nine years ago)
nah, still cheap under aerial assault, still walker and rose (tho all improved, admittedly), still only one striker. but enjoying steady and logical progress v much tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:59 (nine years ago)
Walker is Walker but I think Rose gets an unfair rap, would credit him for establishing his starting credentials but nothing about Davies impresses me besides his maturity? which I guess is just another way of saying nothing.
Funny you say that cause the thing I find least convincing about Tottenham right now is Kane who seems liable at any point to decide never to score again.
Coherent Tottenham is a weird thing to consider long term but something about it all seems ephemeral
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 23:30 (nine years ago)
oh yeah it's just a sweet spot now between "this is going alright this" and that beyond-optimism "this is about to go horribly wrong", which we'd have reached if we'd won the last day.
rose is far far better on the ball and on his feet facing his man than walker, but still horribly positioned and a liability if in any way isolated.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 23:46 (nine years ago)
I think a win on Sunday would've been cast more as Wenger's obstinacy wrt summer transfers and failure to put out a competitive side against a supposedly tired team, than Tottenham being quasi-ascendant.
I don't really mind an errant full-back if there's enough discipline in the team for them to know when to pick their moments/tuck in but I can see how being iffy on both wings causes worry.
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 00:17 (nine years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/11/premier-league-team-season-so-far
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/03342f266406b71de08ca6b396742bd24e009eb6/0_0_777_417/master/777.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=4b762ff2d140588fbb427c766df2050f
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 19:16 (nine years ago)
Walker was at fault for the Arsenal goal but has improved vastly this season and has turned into a very good recovery defender. Rose has improved as well but has more fuckups in him than Walker and maybe Davies. We would probably need to play Davies if Son is ever going to be on the left because he doesn't look like the kind of player who's likely to track back and win tackles. Then again I said the same about Lamela.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:32 (nine years ago)
Dembele has missed Belgium training after picking up a calf injury against arsenal. Seems inevitable but quite a blow.
― mizzell, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:51 (nine years ago)
well, Klopp just kicked in
― Number None, Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:07 (nine years ago)
unreal
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:08 (nine years ago)
City look like theyve given up defending
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)
meanwhile in Madrid
https://streamable.com/90ih
― Number None, Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:35 (nine years ago)
4-1! City look awful, no defence without kompany, no creativity without silva, Stirling does nothing against decent teams. De Bruyne is excellent tho
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 21 November 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)
That first half was amazing, front 3 interchanging reminded me of 2013-14 run in.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 November 2015 20:17 (nine years ago)
Sexual
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 21 November 2015 20:49 (nine years ago)
Exactly like the Suarez glory days.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 21 November 2015 20:50 (nine years ago)
you can start looking forward to not winning the league again!
― Number None, Saturday, 21 November 2015 20:50 (nine years ago)
I expect nothing less
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 07:52 (nine years ago)
Hehe
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 07:53 (nine years ago)
This City team have been thrashed twice in the league this season and both times by very high-pressing teams. They just can't cope with it at all and their defence is just bullshit without Kompany and Zabaleta.
Leicester are top of the league with over four months played. They were bottom of the league at the end of March. Considering it's pretty much the same set of players, I can't remember a more incredible turnaround, in the EPL era at the very least.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, October 31, 2015 4:43 PM
You know you're going to win the league with this dross, right?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 08:44 (nine years ago)
It is actually a possibility. The team started better without Rooney yesterday, but when Herrera got injured he went to three at the back and just tried to hold onto 1-0 for the best part of an hour. Maddening.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:04 (nine years ago)
yeah man u might win it i think, they have some kind of consistency which is a rare thing in this league.
btw who in bbc sport authorised this total shit?
http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/78D3/production/_86813903_capture.jpg
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:11 (nine years ago)
"Roberto Firmino's goal was well-worked, involving both Emre Can (23) and an assist from Philippe Coutinho (10)"
wow it's like i was there watching it
I had books full of stuff like that in the 80s. I'd trace Carlos Alberto's 1970 WC Final goal with my fingers and feel like I'd just scored it myself.
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:19 (nine years ago)
Publications have been putting those out for years, the Guardian does them every week. You'd think they'd be able to do something better with all the technology at their disposal these days though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:24 (nine years ago)
i remember having one of those 50p first issue ring binder weekly magazine collector things for world cup 90, can't remember the name of it, though i know loads of people had it. and shoot magazine had them i guess, keith houchen's goal which i don't think i've ever seen but might watch now.
xpost yeah bbc seems to have gone big on them. they don't even make sense. like i don't understand what each line means.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:26 (nine years ago)
emre can's utterly magical backheel reduced to a glitch
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:27 (nine years ago)
yeah the problem there isn't diagrams, it's really poor diagrams
― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:47 (nine years ago)
Also I know no one gives a shit given the result but that Aguero goal was tasty.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 11:19 (nine years ago)
yeah, the utter precision of the finish is immensely satisfying
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)
yeah otm. the commentators acted as if it was a one on one or something.
can't stop watching the can backheel: https://vine.co/v/iulJ7nxA5Fu
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 November 2015 11:47 (nine years ago)
ahh that lfc performance. can't believe otamendi didn't start for city.cautiously optimistic for lfc's top four chances now when i consider how brutal they're away schedule has been so far - already been away to spurs, arsenal, utd, chelsea, everton and city.
― pandemic, Sunday, 22 November 2015 13:01 (nine years ago)
of course the home schedule has been p easy and that hasn't amounted to many points so who knows?
― pandemic, Sunday, 22 November 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)
This is by some way my least favourite fixture of the season.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 16:01 (nine years ago)
holy shit we scored from a corner
's a peach as well
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 22 November 2015 16:35 (nine years ago)
I can't shake the the feeling that lowkey Harry Kane is really shit
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 22 November 2015 16:39 (nine years ago)
there's just something about him isn't there
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 16:43 (nine years ago)
Lol.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:07 (nine years ago)
strengthens my position if anything
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:08 (nine years ago)
West Ham were so tight and well organised until the first goal went in, now they've completely fallen to pieces.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:11 (nine years ago)
Alderweirelds a stage and even kyle walkers playing his part
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:19 (nine years ago)
son's teeth, son's eyes, son's taste, son's everything
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)
is there a toby chant to the tune of daft punk yet
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)
NB I only use that cunt walkers name cos it scanned best he's a fucking idiot and needs gone
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)
bard's remorse
― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:44 (nine years ago)
used to quite fancy dele alli when he was in sneaker pimps
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)
speak the speech i pray you, as i pronounced it to you, trippier on the right
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)
one cool thing about the table at the moment is a lot of the pairs of local rivals are really close to each other:
2 Man U 273 Man C 26
4 Arsenal 265 Spurs 24
7 Everton 209 Liverpool 20
17 Newcastle 1019 Sunderland 6
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:02 (nine years ago)
Looking at the fixture list, I can see us being in the title race until March, when we will beat Arsenal at home... and then fail to win a game for the whole of April.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:03 (nine years ago)
I'll take it!
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)
tempted to run a "Spurs vs Leicester, who finishes higher?" poll
― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)
leicester haven't got a great defensive record tbh and i don't think they've even played any of the other top 5 teams yet?
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (nine years ago)
Arsenal beat them 5-2
playing Utd next Saturday
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:23 (nine years ago)
A lot of teams are still underestimating what a good attacking side they've become and aren't really adapting their tactics accordingly. I'm guessing that will change soon but who knows.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:30 (nine years ago)
They've put at least two past everyone except Spurs, Palace and Bournemouth.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:31 (nine years ago)
i'm half-joking, no way would i bet actual money on leicester finishing over Spurs but, y'know, plenty of room for mad shit to happen either way
― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:32 (nine years ago)
right you are xps
smalling's not particularly slow but i sure don't like the sound of him and jones trying to chase down vardy
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:33 (nine years ago)
Jones is injured
it'll probably be Blind lol
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)
jones injured? fucking breadstick legs that guy
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:43 (nine years ago)
the hilarious thing is that nine times out of ten he does it to himself (although he's usually taking out some poor sap at the same time)
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:45 (nine years ago)
Coquelin out for 3-4 months
― Number None, Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:13 (nine years ago)
Croqued Monsieur
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:04 (nine years ago)
rafa sacked
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 November 2015 12:25 (nine years ago)
Fulham job still not filled.
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Monday, 23 November 2015 12:29 (nine years ago)
the team rafa put out on saturday was such an un-rafa team. basically what madrid have been rolling out last season. he should have at least gone out being sacked on his own terms. the manager changes but it's p much a perez approved eleven that ends up on the field. was heartening to see that bale has been basically shit in his central free behind the striker role that he wants to play so badly. ronaldo now also p much a fox in the box although i guess he doesn't see it that way.
how old is neymar? cos the stuff he's doing at the moment seems like he's ahead of ronaldo/messi at a similar age.
― pandemic, Monday, 23 November 2015 13:33 (nine years ago)
oh he's 23. maybe not ahead of ronaldo/messi then, carry on.
― pandemic, Monday, 23 November 2015 13:35 (nine years ago)
have real madrid really only won 1 la liga since ronaldo joined? tbf he's only scored 233 goals in 212 league games so he's clearly the problem.
― pandemic, Monday, 23 November 2015 13:39 (nine years ago)
Apparently Rafa's just getting the (dreaded) vote of confidence. Even by Madrid's standards sacking him now would be a bit harsh (although appointing him in the first place made absolutely no sense)
I'd laugh they made Ronaldo come out and make kissy faces with him
― Number None, Monday, 23 November 2015 13:53 (nine years ago)
yeah sorry i jumped the gun a bit there based on twitter! mistakes will happen when trying to break big stories like this on ilx.
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 November 2015 13:56 (nine years ago)
Career ended imo
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 23 November 2015 14:12 (nine years ago)
I just texted my mate and have now had to backtrack. Thanks a bunch, when will I learn?
― ewar woowar (or something), Monday, 23 November 2015 14:53 (nine years ago)
it's my fault - I didn't check the sources
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 November 2015 15:11 (nine years ago)
Chelsea job might be up for grabs soon if he fancies that again - the fans would certainly like that arrangement
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 23 November 2015 16:29 (nine years ago)
Somehow missed the news yesterday that james wilsons been sent down to brighton for the rest of the season. I know he's still not the finished article but exactly what attacking options does this leave on the bench for United?
― motörhead - or gaz, matron? (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2015 07:29 (nine years ago)
well Memphis played up front last week (and looked waaaay better than he does on the wing) and there's always Fellaini :(
but I suspect/hope there's someone lined up for January
― Number None, Friday, 27 November 2015 07:32 (nine years ago)
second in the league, but struggling to really convince with a run of draws behind them. rock solid defence, but the attack looking a bit patchy at best with goals in short supply - new foreign signings are only showing flashes of form and the old talismanic front man has struggled with fitness and hasn't exactly set the world alight. perfect time for james wilson to seize the moment at brighton & hove albion.
― motörhead - or gaz, matron? (NickB), Friday, 27 November 2015 10:29 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/iaHxp3PP1tF
― Noodle Vape (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2015 18:18 (nine years ago)
We could have got Vardy for 150k. Clark didn't rate him + the club pissed about over a sell on clause to Halifax, so then Fleetwood stole a march...
― xelab, Saturday, 28 November 2015 18:58 (nine years ago)
the amount of abuse on Twitter was some sad shit, sure he'll probably never get near this season for the rest of his career but i'm enjoying this anyway
― Noodle Vape (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2015 19:06 (nine years ago)
It's a great story and a good example to younger players not be discouraged by early setbacks. I guess it will be underachieving x club fans bitter that they have splurged a fortune on some carthorse amongst the haters.
― xelab, Saturday, 28 November 2015 19:25 (nine years ago)
Still fuck Leicester tho
― xelab, Saturday, 28 November 2015 19:32 (nine years ago)
Why do so many people here hate Leicester? Am I missing something?
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 November 2015 19:50 (nine years ago)
I'm not really here, but hated them when they were a Football League club. I think at least two posters on here support other clubs in The Midlands.
― xelab, Saturday, 28 November 2015 20:02 (nine years ago)
Le Saux made a comment during today's match about there not being much of a crowd or atmosphere when Leicester played at Filbert Street. Are they thought of as a club with "no history"?
― mizzell, Saturday, 28 November 2015 21:11 (nine years ago)
hard for any club to match the crowd atmos pre-2004 chelsea legend graeme le saux knows tbf
probably not the best person to say but no, i don't think that's particularly true of leicester... not storied like wolves or whatever but idk they existed same as anyone. "no history" only really ever comes up with a perceived drastic upstart change in operation/ambition which doesnt overly apply here
the walkers like the brittania is supposedly one of the few new stadia to have a decent atmos but i certainly recall filbert st seeming rowdy enough during the martin o'neill era
― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 November 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
only been to Filbert St and that was definitely okay, Leicester i wd say are mid-tier in the history books but certainly not nobodies. i associate a certain dourness with most of the East Mids clubs but i don't really hate Leicester. Nigel Pearson can fuck off tho
― Noodle Vape (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2015 22:02 (nine years ago)
even if Man U win the league nobody will care, they've never had an identity beyond angry Scottish bigots. Might seem like trolling but even united fans will agree at heart, even if they will have known they can't admit it.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 29 November 2015 00:25 (nine years ago)
guvnor didnt fancy a lock-in then
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 November 2015 00:36 (nine years ago)
ah come on you think i obliviously posted that
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 29 November 2015 02:32 (nine years ago)
"will have known" ffs
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 29 November 2015 02:33 (nine years ago)
even if Man U win the league nobody will care, they've never had an identity beyond angry Scottish bigots
?
― Otago Imago (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 November 2015 02:40 (nine years ago)
at this point we cannot rule out nult intensification in such circs
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 November 2015 08:13 (nine years ago)
watching motd
2am saturday morning. the commentator steve wilson, bearded and haggard, leans back at his desk after a agonizingly long week's arduous toil. coffee cups, pro plus packets and screwed up paper balls strewn all over, ashtray overflowing with b&h. he exhales deeply. finally he's cracked it. history beckons and by god he is ready to meet it. he puts his quill aside and carefully, with trembling hands, lifts the piece of vellum manuscript before him to the light. "THE V FESTIVAL GOES ON"
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 November 2015 08:34 (nine years ago)
what a cunt
that is awful. i dunno why i even bother to read bbc sport or engage with it in any way, yet i literally click on it every morning.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 29 November 2015 09:27 (nine years ago)
hahaha i was cringing at that V festival line this morning as well.
quite looking frwd to spurs v chelsea, any result will please me in some way.
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 11:17 (nine years ago)
Bit torn about this - on one hand that's a genuinely excellent XI Chelsea have put out. On the other hand, it's mostly the flakes who hate Mourinho. On balance, I think we're gonna lose.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:00 (nine years ago)
just turned on, i don't see costa. dropped? injured? is hazard up front false 9ing it?
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:02 (nine years ago)
Yeah Hazard as false No. 9.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:03 (nine years ago)
keep willian quiet and you should be okay. pedro already looking lost out there imo.
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:05 (nine years ago)
fuck knows why BT thinks we need 3 commentators.
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:06 (nine years ago)
kinda love heung-min song
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
things i never thought i'd hear said about a spurs vs chelsea game "a physical game might suit tottenham here today" okay it was michael owen saying it, but still..
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:10 (nine years ago)
The only things I've seen Son do so far are skin Azpilaceuta and a few minutes fumble a backheel straight to a Chelsea player.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:12 (nine years ago)
fabregas has been shite so far
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)
clueless from d rose
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:32 (nine years ago)
Even less of a clue from walker
― mizzell, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:49 (nine years ago)
as an lfc fan i miss the days when spurs had kaboul/dawson at CB, the current 2 look far too competent for my liking
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)
spurs p dirty today, that and the walker challenge were p poor
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:10 (nine years ago)
poor old chelsea getting bullied
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:11 (nine years ago)
ouch, looks like his studs got caught in the turf
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:12 (nine years ago)
haven't really tested ivanovic enough today given the season he's had so far
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:13 (nine years ago)
I think Spurs have the most yellow cards in the league (no reds though). Dier and Alli have already had 1 game suspensions for yellows
― mizzell, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:13 (nine years ago)
that's great from hugo l, and hazard as well
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:25 (nine years ago)
There's one thing that Lamela is genuinely amazing at and that's successfully slipping a pass between two defenders who are basically right next to each other.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:31 (nine years ago)
someone remove that plastic bag that's been blowing across the pitch for 20 mins before i get transfixed and badly poetic like a middle aged wes bentley
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:40 (nine years ago)
We look knackered now. Danny Rose in particular just isn't running with it any more.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:42 (nine years ago)
dembele been the pick of the bunch for me today
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:43 (nine years ago)
'for me' gah posting like a bt commentator now, p soon it'll be 'them pockets'
― pandemic, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:44 (nine years ago)
Animated gif of Kane missing that overhead kick please.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:46 (nine years ago)
Not sure I'm going to be able to cope with it when we finally lose again. Kyle Walker still the only person to have scored the winner against us.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 November 2015 13:56 (nine years ago)
Phew. Been worried about that one.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 14:29 (nine years ago)
costa bib throw and attendant analysis both pretty lol
― alo lin (alomar lines), Sunday, 29 November 2015 15:31 (nine years ago)
cesc https://twitter.com/onefootball/status/670947065510408192
― alo lin (alomar lines), Sunday, 29 November 2015 15:53 (nine years ago)
Full cesc highlights https://mobile.twitter.com/mxttEN/status/670981963256348672
― mizzell, Sunday, 29 November 2015 17:27 (nine years ago)
i know darragh's doing his best but at some point during the relative narky tedium today i just felt v struck that this here was spurs, behaving diligently like no spurs side in my lifetime. credit to poch but still, weird
toby and verts would make exceedingly good gay porn was my other thought
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:10 (nine years ago)
I'm not! I feel great about this team and the differences in the club since pochs appt, and that's kinda aside from results being so good.
Full backs still a huge blind spot but I'm confident that'll get sorted in turn. In the meantime it's comforting to have them to cling to when it threatens to overwhelm me.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:32 (nine years ago)
The state of Grabban's beard. Nice to see Brady playing well
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:44 (nine years ago)
just watching MOTD2. Bennett's push on Sanchez a complete cunt move and more worthy of a red card (not by the laws of the game but in my own mind) than anything else I've seen this weekend
― pandemic, Monday, 30 November 2015 09:47 (nine years ago)
p weird season. we must be on course for a champion with a record low points total.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 30 November 2015 10:14 (nine years ago)
always think averaging 2pts a game is the mark of a p good team, top 4 form but add 10 pts to even have a sniff of the top 2. City at the moment top with 1pt over 2 per game.
City looked good at the start of the season when they had silva, aguero, kompany all starting. If they can put the team that began the season out with de bruyne in for navas for a run of 12-18 games in a row would still expect them to pull away. still they've been caned twice this season already so who knows.
― pandemic, Monday, 30 November 2015 10:25 (nine years ago)
otm re push obv
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 30 November 2015 11:29 (nine years ago)
Manchester City are currently on course to reach 79 points. The lowest points achieved by a title winner in Premier League history is 75 by Manchester United in 1996/97.
― Number None, Monday, 30 November 2015 14:03 (nine years ago)
ah, so not quite.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 30 November 2015 14:49 (nine years ago)
Former Manchester United and England defender Gary Neville has been named as Valencia's head coach until the end of the season.The 40-year-old, who will take charge officially on Sunday, will remain part of the England coaching set-up.He said: "I am absolutely thrilled to be given this opportunity with Valencia."Neville's brother Phil, who joined the club as assistant manager in July, will remain on the coaching staff.
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:20 (nine years ago)
Why would you do that when Rodgers is available?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)
blimey
shame about mnf cos gnev is consistently excellent on it. that's some first job to take on though.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)
no idea where the league cup thread is but this is some performance this evening.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:24 (nine years ago)
definitely not scared
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:27 (nine years ago)
big up steven caulker
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:33 (nine years ago)
guess anyone who's had to watch liverpool will feel that this is more significant than beating city or chelsea on primetime. the whole shit at home thing is still a concern, but the fact they were 1-0 down in 30 seconds is majorly significant.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:36 (nine years ago)
they've probably scored more goals in two games than Utd have in two months
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:38 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/1504/cpsprodpb/3048/production/_87006321_liverpool_scream_reuters_hero.jpg
congrats garda have a new desktop background
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:41 (nine years ago)
lol I actually thought that was Gerrard at the back for a sec
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:42 (nine years ago)
http://www.ffffilm.com/uploads/artinfilm/snapshots/2012/05/shots/7d1cdc2af80c7e4ca29c3a7c6d9450448de5c250-700.png
lol - i'm going with one man screaming for now
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:43 (nine years ago)
btw martin tyler actually said, after the sixth goal: "they're young, gifted, and wearing black!"
ahh yeah i hate moreno's unnerving scouseface so much xxp
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:43 (nine years ago)
That were good that. That were good. Still need to sort it out at home tho
― tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)
a fit sturridge will sort the home problem out. just as he did originally. he has the skill to score from any kind of sight at goal or one on one - after which it looks like we can dismantle teams pretty well.
look forward to us winning the league this year or next year.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yofrD5WseY
also produces a nice riddim does studge (allegedly...)
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:02 (nine years ago)
god, really him? loads of ill will towards him from liverpool fans the last while, claiming he's feigning injury or whatever. seems p short memories considering how good he was the year with suarez.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:11 (nine years ago)
i know a friend saw him at some rave on great eastern street a couple of years ago. tesco kanye.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:12 (nine years ago)
Shaqiri destroying City
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2015 13:01 (nine years ago)
looks like Virgin Media have shut down access to some streams, damnnit
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 5 December 2015 13:05 (nine years ago)
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1545
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2015 13:06 (nine years ago)
ta
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 5 December 2015 13:09 (nine years ago)
I got the golden ticket lads- HD streams live courtesy of a mate who works in China, as long as I can login using a VPN.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:10 (nine years ago)
Omg
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)
There's nothing more satisfying than scoring by lobbing a long ball over a Tony Pulis back line.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
ikr
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)
Strikes me that we're btwn kaboul and alderweireld for assist of the season
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
Are they booing James mcclean cos poppy or cos he won't stfu about poppy or cos he's shite?
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:25 (nine years ago)
I love lamela
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:28 (nine years ago)
Surely we can convert him to rb
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:29 (nine years ago)
Midfield pulled out of a few tackles this half, cost us at last there
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:39 (nine years ago)
Walker waiting for permission to clear danger.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:40 (nine years ago)
We look entitled. The midfield are tackling but without conviction and seem to think that petulant fouls are as good as committed challenges.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 15:42 (nine years ago)
Amazing last ditch tackle from Danny Rose just there.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:15 (nine years ago)
Yep.
West from.winning the physicals now and theyre the less sloppy team. Getting worried.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:22 (nine years ago)
literally the most boring team of all time
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:26 (nine years ago)
Weak weak weak
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:34 (nine years ago)
Take a draw here right now
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:40 (nine years ago)
McClean is a dangerous child and a cunt
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 16:42 (nine years ago)
McClean really should have been off for that, especially as it was a clear retaliation for a Dembele foul a few minutes before.
Feel like in previous seasons we would have lost that game, possibly quite embarassingly. Still, we really needed to win it given results elsewhere - Liverpool looking ominous right now.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 December 2015 17:05 (nine years ago)
they'll batter Newcastle tomorrow
― Number None, Saturday, 5 December 2015 17:09 (nine years ago)
and Maclaren will get to spend Christmas with his family
― Sancho Panzer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2015 17:20 (nine years ago)
Can't expect to just waltz into a club, ignore the culture, fail to imitate the accent, and be successful.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 December 2015 17:25 (nine years ago)
Chelsea the gift that keeps on giving.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 5 December 2015 19:24 (nine years ago)
If Bournemouth are going to stay up they do need to win these relegation 6 pointers against the likes of Chelsea.
― xelab, Saturday, 5 December 2015 19:29 (nine years ago)
http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Swansea-City-defender-Ashley-Williams-clashes/story-28304131-detail/story.html
Seconds later Williams emerged in stadium reception, demanded to know where the Leicester bus was and walked towards it.
After standing in the car park for a few moments, he then returned to the dressing room.
"I wouldn't know anything about that," said Swansea boss Garry Monk.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 5 December 2015 23:47 (nine years ago)
chelsea really are a joy, all i need now is casillas to save a stoppage time penalty with porto one nil up at stamford bridge midweek and i'm set for xmas.
― pandemic, Sunday, 6 December 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)
really poor from liverpool so far
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 December 2015 16:45 (nine years ago)
wahey
― Number None, Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:30 (nine years ago)
completely inept leaden performance.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:37 (nine years ago)
Twat of a linesman rules out goal of the season. Tho tbf this has been a rodgersesque performance, right down to comedy own goal.
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:39 (nine years ago)
they all look completely jaded. few truly awful performances as well though. clyne has been dire.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:44 (nine years ago)
lol skrtel up front
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:46 (nine years ago)
this leaden 'pool
― gazcom (NickB), Sunday, 6 December 2015 20:04 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/06a17bc9741c3a2ab0b2d642ae488a48192cf702/47_49_2748_1649/master/2748.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=bc6eea6e1d0dfb9f694174ce7b2b5bb2
berahino's definitely not ready
― ogmor, Monday, 7 December 2015 10:20 (nine years ago)
Sturridge has done his hamstring
― Number None, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:40 (nine years ago)
has gone to see a specialist
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:53 (nine years ago)
RIP garry monk
― gazcom (NickB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 15:47 (nine years ago)
Has he gone? Player-for-player, Swansea are probably the most underperforming club in the Premiership right now, so it's not exactly surprising. Well, apart from Chelsea obviously.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 15:50 (nine years ago)
gone according to sky:https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/674617213425352704
― gazcom (NickB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 15:53 (nine years ago)
odds of Swansea recovering to a comfortable mid-table finish under Monk vs odds of Swansea recovering to a comfortable mid-table finish under somebody else don't look radically different to me, classic football thinking
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 17:18 (nine years ago)
think they've got man city this weekend, should've got that potential drubbing out of the way first imo
― gazcom (NickB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 17:20 (nine years ago)
xp nah that leicester game last week really was yr textbook past-the-point-of-no-return abject display
gotta feel for him and them a bit. life comes at u fast
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:12 (nine years ago)
next swans manager speculation always p much the funnest though
could be anyone from everton's assistant, moyes, avb, favre, mazzari, bielsa (but not brendan apparently)
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:19 (nine years ago)
http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/swansea/next-swansea-manager
lol the state of it
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:24 (nine years ago)
Kenny J at 33-1
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:31 (nine years ago)
would like bielsa to be unleashed on the prem at least once
― pandemic, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:02 (nine years ago)
the space between "monk for liverpool/england/some other shit team" and his sacking is some wild information fire. rip.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 23:55 (nine years ago)
sky sources:avram grant strongly linked to swansea job
― pandemic, Thursday, 10 December 2015 14:54 (nine years ago)
also what kind of world are we living in that henry winter has a television advert dedicated to him?
Bournemouth score directly from a corner after two minutes
― Number None, Saturday, 12 December 2015 17:34 (nine years ago)
LVG out
― Number None, Saturday, 12 December 2015 19:25 (nine years ago)
you take no notice Louis
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 December 2015 19:27 (nine years ago)
The possibility of Bournemouth actually staying up only really occurred to me yesterday but now I want it to happen so much. Other than their fans, there can't be a single person who would prefer another season of Villa, Sunderland or Norwich over this, surely?
Newcastle add to the gaiety of the nation although I can't pretend that wouldn't be enhanced by another relegation. Mike Ashley can't have enough indignities heaped upon him right now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:14 (nine years ago)
hernandez was straight fiah y'day for Leverkusen (hatrick vs Gladbach), think he's got about 10 goals in 8 games or thereabouts, smthg i was thinking about whilst watching utd on MOTD this morning.
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)
don't give lfc much of a shot of breaking down pulis ball today i'm afraid.
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:17 (nine years ago)
defensive pre-match pessimism is a dreadful sickness and a blight on any webforum. see a doctor
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)
yeah i'll believe it when i see it. sorry jurgen.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)
you guuuuuys
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:23 (nine years ago)
one stuffup against steve mclaren and it's doomspiral fc again
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:25 (nine years ago)
can't be optimistic just yet. too many false dawns.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:34 (nine years ago)
Selling Hernandez was the right move. Not replacing him was not
― Number None, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:35 (nine years ago)
yah tbh i was just playing, he's been terrific this season but can't say i was ever a big fan. his game is also totally unsuited to current utd.
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:37 (nine years ago)
This West Brom side are not as solid as previous exponents of Pulisball and, one Arsenal result notwithstanding, aren't yet the wrecking ball that his Stoke side were. The high ball to Rondon should shit your back line up nicely but you can take them.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:58 (nine years ago)
skrtel and lovren ooze composure.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:03 (nine years ago)
hopefully coutinho/firmino/lallana front 3 today. can't believe i'm more confident with lallana in the team than without. strange times. emre can back from suspension too i think.
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:07 (nine years ago)
yeah i think they missed coutinho and can in a massive way last week. along with the flair, coutinho actually gets stuck in quite a bit imo, from the front. we lose a lot of pressing when he's gone.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:08 (nine years ago)
they had the betting odds for next swansea manager on MOTD which showed unai emery at 3rd favourite 10-1. sevilla to swansea doesn't seem like much of a move to me idk.
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:23 (nine years ago)
I'd love Giggs to take it. No idea what he actually does at Utd
― Number None, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:28 (nine years ago)
Interesting facts: Lukaku first Everton player to score in seven consecutive games since Bob Latchford in Nov-Dec 1975. Big Bob didn't score again until April. Lukaku first Everton player to reach 28 goals in a calendar year since Adrian Heath in 1984. But Inchy smashed his knee up on Dec 1, so still wins.
Also: Rose and Rachel out of the Heart Throbs were Pete "Funnymen" DeFreitas's sisters. Who knew? Maybe the wrong thread for that, but it has a tangential Scouseness.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)
Ah, autocorrect. Doddy and the Funnymen, indeed. Mac down the Jam Butty Mines.
As you were.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:37 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 12:14 Bookmark
does seem evident this season that the landscape is changing and that the champo is noticeably beginning to morph into an epl-2, counter-intuitive to visions of closed-shop anti-competitive doom
bad sides will get flushed out now rather than linger, meanwhile greater outside investment in fixer-upper champo clubs plus general proactive operational enlightenment finally filtering in means teams coming up are in much better nick. first seasons will still be precarious but not the same cannon fodder vibe either (champo fitba will still be mostly dogshit too, but with more variety)
free-market capitalism, who ever doubted ye
― r|t|c, Sunday, 13 December 2015 13:42 (nine years ago)
Yah, also epl so rich now that p much everyone should be able to afford good players but the 'top' teams still resigned to shopping in the sub real/barca/Bayern superstore.
Moyes on sky "for me the jury is still out on mezut ozil" lol how many years do you want to decide whether you rate him or not???
― pandemic, Sunday, 13 December 2015 14:36 (nine years ago)
Leaving the decision on players to twelve laymen based on 18th century rules didntvrly work for him at utd but
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 December 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)
It's a measure of how much he's progressed that I'm annoyed Dembele isn't playing today.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:08 (nine years ago)
Also Lamela's transition from Bambi on ice to snarling pitbull continues to be a thing of beauty.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:11 (nine years ago)
I dunno he had that from day one I think but the emergence of a team all running around doing similar leads more victims into his path maybe.
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:12 (nine years ago)
was just thinking 'danny rose is v inept' then he does a great tackle but yeah he still hurts himself
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:15 (nine years ago)
A running commentary would obv oblige greatly btw
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:16 (nine years ago)
spurs are rinsing them but it has the feel of one that might mysteriously finish 0-1
nukey already denied by a truly heroic diving block by their own striker
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:19 (nine years ago)
dele alli playing basically up front
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:21 (nine years ago)
mignolet flapping like a haddock
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 13 December 2015 16:31 (nine years ago)
Fucking Danny Rose.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 17:33 (nine years ago)
gaiety of the nation
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 December 2015 17:50 (nine years ago)
I did not need to hear that
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 December 2015 17:54 (nine years ago)
That is pretty much the most annoying end to an unbeaten run I could possibly imagine. Mitrovic is a cunt.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 17:54 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/iZ9h6ug0vEw
― r|t|c, Sunday, 13 December 2015 18:18 (nine years ago)
v dispiriting to watch spurs try to go on the front foot, moving forwards + cautiously playing short back passes, everyone just getting closer and closer together. let down by poor shooting and this odd lack of creativity or incisive play
― ogmor, Sunday, 13 December 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)
Elliott was excellent today fwiw.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 December 2015 21:06 (nine years ago)
an heroic point vs mighty west brom rightly celebrated.
aw thought lfc were p decent y'day, created more chances than i was expecting and the hendo goal was a beaut. mingolet never gonna be up to snuff tho'
― pandemic, Monday, 14 December 2015 11:59 (nine years ago)
has never become any clearer to me why bren went for migno. i guess he's not that dissimilar to weidenfeller tho, albeit weid much more commanding
valdes wouldve been a good fit probably
― r|t|c, Monday, 14 December 2015 12:56 (nine years ago)
bogdan has looked p good when he's played.
aside from making errors, mignolet doesn't seem to make many great saves. like he has his moments, but he seems p average. it's got to be worth seeing how much the defence might improve with someone else behind them.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 December 2015 13:35 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/12/14/7b3383b4-a0b0-4ca6-b1d7-0d62ec8f6d97.jpg
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:05 (nine years ago)
omfg Mahrez
― Number None, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:07 (nine years ago)
I've only seen a Vine, but please tell me that was John Terry being done for the Mahrez goal.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:10 (nine years ago)
Azpilicueta
Terry's just been hauled off though
― Number None, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:11 (nine years ago)
https://vine.co/v/imZwJgaLDuY
― Number None, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
yes!!
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)
I love this season of the Barclay's Premier League.
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
^^^
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:57 (nine years ago)
^^^^
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:59 (nine years ago)
Premier League Everton v Leicester Sat 19 Dec 15:00 ShowPremier League Liverpool v Leicester Sat 26 Dec 15:00 ShowPremier League Leicester v Man City Tue 29 Dec 19:45
if they're still top on NYD then fuck it, title contenders
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:27 (nine years ago)
"I feel like my work was betrayed (by the players)"
*bye bye emoji*
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 December 2015 22:28 (nine years ago)
they are still quoting 100's+ odds against at a few bookies for relegation, must be worth a nibble
― xelab, Monday, 14 December 2015 23:18 (nine years ago)
Saw a bit this morning - that hug from Jose to Ranieri at the end just shows a complete lack of shame.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 09:30 (nine years ago)
That's an incredibly tasty run of fixtures there, I'm calling 12 goals minimum.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 09:41 (nine years ago)
sorry but i just can't help but regard leicester and think... grrr why them? how has it all clicked like this since april for these shithouses and not any other similarly run/equipped lot? WHY VARDY AND MAHREZ AND NOT MACKIE AND ADEL >:[
enjoy ur bastard fairy tale when baphomet emerges from the king power centre circle on boxing day to present the epl trophy
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:49 (nine years ago)
'similarly run'
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:50 (nine years ago)
cough yes well but it's still not as if foxes are anything extraordinary in that aspect. they're bezzie m8s with fernandes and had sven taking the piss not so long ago
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 14:01 (nine years ago)
Momentum and confidence are incredible things, despite Leicester's ropy defence, the rest of the EPL just isn't very strong, there are just very few teams adequately equipped to deal with an unpredictably prolific attacking force that is firing on all cylinders. The teams everyone had earmarked as title contenders have been dreary/flaky/self-destructive/outright terrible (although across positions 5-14 or so there's probably been a better-than-expected performance).
Basically the league is very even right now, combination of deft management in some places, money flying around everywhere, and underperformance from the big clubs. Arsenal aren't radically better than last year (keeper aside) and they're having an easier time of it too.
What this actually reminds me of is the 94-95 season, when Blackburn won it and Nottingham Forest came up, scored a shitload and finished third. A lot of other parallels as well, midtable clubs throwing money at established international signings*, one big side completely bombing it (for Chelsea 15 read Arsenal 95).
*Obviously this happens loads but you can't look at a Bojan/Shaquiri/Afellay frontline at Stoke and not thing "something's changed".
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 14:41 (nine years ago)
NOOOOO!!!
way to spoil my fun Roman
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:09 (nine years ago)
at the very least would have been nice to see sunderland hammer the last nail into the coffin
There are reports that Juande Ramos is being lined up as interim successor, which should keep the fun going for a few more months.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:12 (nine years ago)
heard some guy on the radio moaning about how mou had been betrayed by the board because they didn't strengthen the team in the summer, ignoring the fact that mou has shipped out a load of players who would have improved the squad/team. the idea that de bruyne for instance isn't better than 80% of the players chelsea have currently is laughable.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:12 (nine years ago)
so pep to city, ancelotti to bayern, simeone to chelsea?
mou gonna wash up at psg isn't he?
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)
anyway, congrats eva, hope you get a tenth of mou's payoff.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)
mourinho has wanted this p much all season. his progression at jobs goes delight > boredom > burn it down. i can relate tho sadly i don't get a 10m payoff after stage 3.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:18 (nine years ago)
knew it was the end when the headline on bbc sport this morning was pat nevin declaring that chelsea won't sack mourinho.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:18 (nine years ago)
Hardik Vishna: What's the chance of Jose taking over at Man Utd by January and winning the league?
none
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:19 (nine years ago)
sad thing is now i'll have to concentrate on lfc...who have won 2 more league games than chelsea this season.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:21 (nine years ago)
He can't rly have been planning this when cosying up for a long-term contract last year can he
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
playing the long game
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
Mourinho and United is a meeting of pantomime villains that must happen eventually
― djfartin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)
hiddink in so if he can recreate his dutch tenure the fun and games might not be over yet. fingers crossed. was hoping for JT player/manager.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:23 (nine years ago)
That will come too, tho my guess it will be part of a dual redemptive arc after true ruin and relegation
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:25 (nine years ago)
would be p funny if chelsea started playing amazing football now and winning 4 and 5 nil. not as funny as continuing to be crap and losing mind but still.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:26 (nine years ago)
Oh Hayley McQueen whyd I ever stop watching u
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:27 (nine years ago)
juande ramos coming in would surely give them a decent chance of getting relegated
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:27 (nine years ago)
The club’s focus is now on ensuring our talented squad reaches its potential.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:28 (nine years ago)
Cracking job awarding a five-year extension to a manager who's never stayed more than three years anywhere.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:30 (nine years ago)
eh chelsea only pay managers until they get a new gig afaik
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:31 (nine years ago)
even mou won't stay unemployed for 4 years just to spite 'em i don't think
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)
John Terry's agent right now on the phone to every single MLS Chairman, brazenly tarting his services.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)
Definitely a huge question mark there.
How far down the table would you go to find a club thatd replace current manager with him..?
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:32 (nine years ago)
dunno, reckon terry might stick it out and rely on a surge in the championship next season to get back in the england team.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)
He'll be managing them there.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:35 (nine years ago)
Surely to goodness.
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:43 (nine years ago)
think the timing on this is in anyway related to pep's Big Decision next week
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:48 (nine years ago)
looking forward to a few thousand zombies drooling and chanting "attack attack attack" at mourinho's man u
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:49 (nine years ago)
would be surprised if pep went to chelsea, although a p good chance to win the league as they won't have any euro football next season.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:53 (nine years ago)
in a way it's a surprise they got rid now in that chelsea don't have anything to play for this season, well i guess that have CL but that seems an even longer shot than 2012. thought they may do a dortmund during klopp's last season and just ride it out until the end of the season, but then again mou probably would have burned down the entire club + training ground by then.
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:56 (nine years ago)
BBC Radio 5 live Sport has a special programme tonight from 19:00 GMT reacting to Jose Mourinho’s departure.
The panel consists of former Chelsea midfielder Andy Townsend, former Chelsea striker Chris Sutton and journalists Neil Ashton and Rob Beasley.
christ what a murderers row that is
― pandemic, Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:57 (nine years ago)
Mr C is not a happy geezer
https://www.facebook.com/mrcsuperfreq/photos/a.126301297686.117505.21364447686/10153175111487687/?type=3&theater
― groovypanda, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:03 (nine years ago)
haha, weird.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
;_;
http://lebuzz.eurosport.co.uk/viral/jose-mourinho-sam-allardyce-top-of-my-christmas-list-8918/
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:19 (nine years ago)
I wouldn't be so sure about that, pandemic.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:18 (nine years ago)
I have consistently said that I hate Mourinho, but I am so utterly, utterly bored of LVG's anti-football that I would be quite happy if he got the sack tomorrow and Mourinho was brought in. I'd probably end up regretting it. Well, not the LVG out bit.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:26 (nine years ago)
Mourinho will never manage Utd. That moment has passed (thank Christ)
― Number None, Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
http://www.espnfc.com/blog/espn-fc-united/68/post/2760955/jose-mourinho-couldnt-fix-chelsea-and-it-led-to-his-exit
quite enjoyed this piece making it all seem like whiney-g-couldnt-fix-spin-and-it-led-to-his-exit
― r|t|c, Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:52 (nine years ago)
Mourinho is a winner," Soriano began. "But in order to win, he generates a level of tension that becomes a problem."
this sounds right tho
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:56 (nine years ago)
NBS 1- i think mourinho's 'personality' is way too much baggage for how man u view themselves2- getting rid of lvg because of the style of football and replacing him with mourinho whose brand of football is hardly expansive seems stupid3-even if a miracle happened and they did pull the trigger in january there is no way mourinho wins the league with that group of players imo
― pandemic, Friday, 18 December 2015 08:13 (nine years ago)
Mourinho is a winner," Soriano began. "But in order to win, he generates a level of tension that becomes a problem."this sounds right tho― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 December 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
half-right, its just as much around the style of football. Barca and Real (most managers in Spain?) only last 2-3 seasons so not a big problem that Mourinho would run out of steam by then.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 December 2015 09:02 (nine years ago)
Has anyone added up all the pay-offs from the Abramovich era?
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 December 2015 09:04 (nine years ago)
Then compare them to mourinho personal haul in that time...
― darraghmac, Friday, 18 December 2015 09:14 (nine years ago)
I'm sure some mug will gleefully accept the offer to manage Chelsea but it's really difficult to imagine them getting any elite manager now. You can almost pinpoint the moment when Roman hit the self-destruct button - pretty much when he fired Ancelotti and replaced him with Villa-Boas.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:01 (nine years ago)
They won the league last season, have people forgotten that already?
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:05 (nine years ago)
... and the League Cup... against Tottenham Hotspur.
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:07 (nine years ago)
and the cl and europa and revamped the whole operation so it makes money
i'm sure he still curses the day he pressed that self-destruct button tho
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:27 (nine years ago)
if you think about it and try to imagine jose as a normal person, i mean in the sense that he feels the sun on his back or urinates or lives through the seasons, like the rest of us, he prob just pushed even harder to get the sack in the last week or so just so he could get a nice long christmas break and £10m.
it's a no brainer. imagine struggling on with this doomed task at prob the busiest and worst time to be a football manager.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:35 (nine years ago)
Does Abramovich give a shit about making money from Chelsea really? I mean there are occasionally noises made about financial sustainability but they're difficult to take seriously.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:40 (nine years ago)
they were fortunate to be able to play pretty much the same team every game last season. I think much of their decline this season can be put down to the short-term thinking that led to de Bruyne, Schurlle, and Lukaku leaving, Falcao coming in, and a failure to account for the predictable decline of Terry and Ivanovic. Can't really legislate for the form of Matic, Fabregas, Costa, and Hazard (although I think he's overrated anyway) dropping off a cliff, but general fatigue and the poisonous atmosphere that Jose's created this year probably has something to do with it.
― Number None, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)
i imagine chelsea to him is like you or i buying an expensive item of clothing and feeling mildly guilty you don't wear it enough, but vaguely disliking how it looks when you do xpost
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:42 (nine years ago)
i could see an awkward period at chelsea where everyone secretly realises that sturridge-lukaku is the most effective strike combo
― r|t|c, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:53 AM (4 years ago)
Did this ever happen at Chelsea? How many goals between them since they left?
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:46 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Friday, December 18, 2015 12:40 PM Bookmark
no, but ffp
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)
110 xpost
― Number None, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:50 (nine years ago)
"He's the greatest manager in this league at the moment."We have managed against each other for a bit. He has been very good to me.
pulis on mourinho. i would love if he had actually once said "jose, you're very good to me" after a post-match bottle of red.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)
It's like a father-son relationship, Mourinho sends him a new baseball cap every Christmas.
Backing up a bit, does the C in Mr C actually stand for Chelsea? Please tell it does.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 December 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)
Chelsea, or as I prefer to call them, the C Word.
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2015 12:57 (nine years ago)
José Mourinho is to seek an immediate return to top-level management following his dismissal by Chelsea after insisting he is “not tired” and has no intention of taking a prolonged sabbatical from the game.The Portuguese, who was sacked for a second time by Roman Abramovich on Thursday in the wake of his team’s ninth defeat in the opening 16 games of their Premier League defence, released a statement on Saturday morning through his corepresentatives at Creative Artists Agency Sports and Polaris Sports.“During his career, José has sometimes chosen to leave a club but only at Chelsea has the club decided that he should leave,” said the statement. “He will not be taking a sabbatical, he isn’t tired, he doesn’t need it, he is very positive and is already looking forward.“Each time represents for him the end of a cycle and the opportunity to start a new one. José hopes that his future after Chelsea this time will be as successful as when he left the club in 2007.”Mourinho, who said he was “immensely proud” of the trophies he has claimed over two spells at Stamford Bridge, will continue to live in London but, while he seeks new employment, he will avoid attending high-profile matches in an attempt to avoid fuelling speculation.“Mourinho is pleased that he returned to Chelsea Football Club because he was able to give the fans another Premier League title, which they had not won for many years,” added the statement. “He is immensely proud of his eight trophies at Chelsea and thanks the fans for all their support throughout his two spells at the club.“Because of his love of football, you will see José at football grounds working and supporting friends. He will not be attending any high-profile games because he wants to discourage any speculation about his future. José will remain living in London and hopes he and his family will be given the opportunity to do this privately. José will not speak about his current situation for the foreseeable future.”
The Portuguese, who was sacked for a second time by Roman Abramovich on Thursday in the wake of his team’s ninth defeat in the opening 16 games of their Premier League defence, released a statement on Saturday morning through his corepresentatives at Creative Artists Agency Sports and Polaris Sports.
“During his career, José has sometimes chosen to leave a club but only at Chelsea has the club decided that he should leave,” said the statement. “He will not be taking a sabbatical, he isn’t tired, he doesn’t need it, he is very positive and is already looking forward.
“Each time represents for him the end of a cycle and the opportunity to start a new one. José hopes that his future after Chelsea this time will be as successful as when he left the club in 2007.”
Mourinho, who said he was “immensely proud” of the trophies he has claimed over two spells at Stamford Bridge, will continue to live in London but, while he seeks new employment, he will avoid attending high-profile matches in an attempt to avoid fuelling speculation.
“Mourinho is pleased that he returned to Chelsea Football Club because he was able to give the fans another Premier League title, which they had not won for many years,” added the statement. “He is immensely proud of his eight trophies at Chelsea and thanks the fans for all their support throughout his two spells at the club.
“Because of his love of football, you will see José at football grounds working and supporting friends. He will not be attending any high-profile games because he wants to discourage any speculation about his future. José will remain living in London and hopes he and his family will be given the opportunity to do this privately. José will not speak about his current situation for the foreseeable future.”
― Number None, Saturday, 19 December 2015 11:31 (nine years ago)
8 trophies? is he counting the community shields in that?
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 December 2015 12:06 (nine years ago)
"He will not be attending any high-profile games because he wants to discourage any speculation about his future" jumped out at me from that, in that you'd think he'd find it highly amusing
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 19 December 2015 12:08 (nine years ago)
does an evening at WWE count as a high profile match
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 19 December 2015 12:09 (nine years ago)
but he's still attending games presumably of teams he's too good to manage? expect him to troll by attending arsenal and lfc games in the near future.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 December 2015 12:31 (nine years ago)
Feel like anything less than a win today against a free falling Southampton will really uncover the brittle/hollow nature of the last four or so games of this spurs unbeaten streak.
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 13:44 (nine years ago)
Jimmy Hill RIP
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 13:52 (nine years ago)
Rank defending from Southampton on both occasions. Lovely pass selection from walker for second and really brave tackle from ali for first so there's positives for you
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 15:49 (nine years ago)
Still look very blunt
Davies vs Rose just cmon lads top four rly
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:07 (nine years ago)
Taxi for Van Gaal
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:11 (nine years ago)
it's Jose time
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:13 (nine years ago)
Moyes in
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:20 (nine years ago)
Looked like a red each in that sequence to me
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:30 (nine years ago)
no way will this awful jammy Leicester team finish top 4
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:36 (nine years ago)
stfu jinx we need that spot
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:46 (nine years ago)
i was being sarcastic
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:47 (nine years ago)
that didn't turn out right at all, was supposed to have an exasperated teenager vibe
What a save to protect clean sheet
― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:50 (nine years ago)
Oh God that wasn't a ref to yr exasperated teenager comment
Thanks for not ruining Christmas, Spurs.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:53 (nine years ago)
That should do the job.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:56 (nine years ago)
top of the table at Christmas, beautiful
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 December 2015 17:00 (nine years ago)
Nice to see Bournemouth climbing up the table, too
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 December 2015 17:01 (nine years ago)
Lol @ the Chelsea fans booing their team at 3-0 up.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 19 December 2015 17:33 (nine years ago)
Hilarious phone call on 606 from a Leicester fan in tears at how well they are doing this season, he's pissed as a fart of course.
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 December 2015 18:34 (nine years ago)
Allardyce still living in Mourinho's arse, like there'd been a death in the Chelsea family. "Obviously it's been a traumatic time... we need to stay professional..."
― Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Saturday, 19 December 2015 23:14 (nine years ago)
james mcclean still a cunt
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:05 (nine years ago)
If you're only going to repeat the obvious hey.....
― darraghmac, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:06 (nine years ago)
on MOTD when they said he 'had previous' was the 'tackle' they showed vs spurs cos it was as bad as y'days which was some cowardly malicious shit.
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:08 (nine years ago)
His hit on the polish player at the aviva after coming on as a sub was a legbreaker that should have seen a lengthy ban and he's yeah he's a cunt
― darraghmac, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:15 (nine years ago)
Question for United fans (or people who have watched them much more than I have this season). To what extent does LvG's much-derided negativity reflect a lack of confidence in his back line? I know they haven't actually conceded that many, but it's a lot easier to appear solid if you have everyone else behind the ball at the same time (and not scoring in the process). Every successful Fergie team was based on a pair of really commanding CBs and none of the current lot appear to match up to that standard.
To have spent millions and still be fielding a back four containing Jones, Smalling and Ashley Young, well I'd play shitty negative football if those were my options.
Thing is, until the first goal went in, United's attacking play (mostly going through Mata) looked really good. Then the first goal went in and you realised why they aren't allowed to attack.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:16 (nine years ago)
i've hardly watched them either, have they got any midfielders who can run faster than a brisk jog? herrara maybe who apparently doesn't play much.
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:18 (nine years ago)
i think i would find pep at old trafford quite interesting, more so than at city
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:20 (nine years ago)
Nothing could happen at city that would be interesting tbh
― darraghmac, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:24 (nine years ago)
Schneiderlin looked repeatedly impressive in a fast pressing Southampton team, I'm guessing the system is one reason why it hasn't quite worked out for him at United?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:32 (nine years ago)
God, the look on the Chelsea players' faces as they celebrated every goal, hugging each other with the traumatised, uneasy solidarity of reunited former hostages.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)
lol i forgot schneiderlin was even at utd, yeah he's p mobile. maybe the players have just downed tools like at chelsea 'cos they loathe lvg? nah that utd team was shite under moyes and the squad still doesn't look that exciting £150m later
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:45 (nine years ago)
behind the scenes at chelsea must have been john terry telling the rest of the squad how much he loved mou and how great a man he is while the rest of the squad exchanged pointed looks with each other and seethed. oscar looked good without having someone screaming at him to defend every time he took a step forward.
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:48 (nine years ago)
kinda astonished ivanovic got booed y'day after all the trophies he's helped win there.
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:50 (nine years ago)
it's a lot easier to appear solid if you have everyone else behind the ball at the same time (and not scoring in the process)
otm. this was rafa at liverpool basically. this whole thing of "controlling the game" at all/any cost.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 December 2015 13:10 (nine years ago)
jose at united feels like a star wars tie in. loves him some twp tho
the thing that chelsea mastered that no one else rly did was getting ppl in partly so rivals couldnt, fucking city over by gazumping 4 pep would be like half the job done for united (pep would blatantly rather go there or arsenal too). not like they can srsly give it the old spiel about fergie nurturing club culture any more either
bobby charlton should call jose up and be like "i'm sorry... i got it all wrong about you... i'm begging you... please... will you take over until pep comes in the summer lolololol"
― r|t|c, Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:01 (nine years ago)
xpost as opposed to...
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:02 (nine years ago)
any games on today?
― r|t|c, Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:11 (nine years ago)
nah
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:12 (nine years ago)
If this stays as it is that puts Watford a point off fourth.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:17 (nine years ago)
shocks me that this one wasn't the one pandemic broke out the sandwich board for, v predictable as surprise thrashings go
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 15:18 (nine years ago)
ho ho ho
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 20 December 2015 15:22 (nine years ago)
jose...loves him some twp tho
True and mystifying. Though maybe not as true now as it was in the summer of 2013.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 20 December 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)
Liverpool is a sick club, doesn't matter who is in charge, that's how I feel now. It's a place of lower achievement. The occasional messiah can help but Suarez is the only one we didn't ultimately crucify.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 December 2015 17:29 (nine years ago)
I wouldnt be as fatalistic as that. Defence needs sorting out big time. Rodgers neglected it
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 20 December 2015 17:34 (nine years ago)
just cannot believe garda was punished for his post up there by liverpool losing 3-0 at watford and a benitez side scoring 10
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 21 December 2015 11:02 (nine years ago)
That won't be benitez side for another year yet
― darraghmac, Monday, 21 December 2015 15:28 (nine years ago)
meanwhile in north london
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 21 December 2015 20:50 (nine years ago)
physical game
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 December 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
arsenal should have 5 by now
city should have like 2 or 3
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:18 (nine years ago)
yeah that should have been a thrashing but arsenal shat their pants. still got to win the league from here arguably
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)
will still finish below Man City
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:53 (nine years ago)
one of the better goals in a defeat there too
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
https://amp.twimg.com/v/ba3bb0be-7b1a-4bc0-b260-6db10b0a8ee9
Still waiting for this...
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 17:09 (nine years ago)
Daniel Taylor @DTguardianUnusual press conf. Van Gaal asked for apology, told everyone to enjoy their wine and mince pies and announced he wasn't taking newspaper QsPress conf lasted 4mins 58secs. Key line pre-walkout: Van Gaal said he had received assurances from Woodward, Ferguson and Gill #mufc
Press conf lasted 4mins 58secs. Key line pre-walkout: Van Gaal said he had received assurances from Woodward, Ferguson and Gill #mufc
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:07 (nine years ago)
I love the idea that a Champions League-winning manager, who has led every single club side he has ever managed to the title, and taken a shit Netherlands side to a third-place World Cup finish, is somehow not good enough to manage Manchester United.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:19 (nine years ago)
what
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:22 (nine years ago)
loool
― roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:23 (nine years ago)
The supposed "storming out" was some pussy shit by Ferguson standards though, and I'm sure that Fergie, at an event with free wine two days before Christmas, told him much the same thing.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:54 (nine years ago)
Like imagine being in that situation with Fergie goading you on, given the pressure it'd be difficult to go out there and NOT treat a press conference like shit.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:56 (nine years ago)
R.I.P Don Howe. Used to love his co-commentary on Football Italia.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 17:40 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/Benhorobin/status/679814725639733248?s=09
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 December 2015 01:13 (nine years ago)
top stuff
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Thursday, 24 December 2015 01:14 (nine years ago)
top top bants from your super soaraway sun
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 December 2015 01:18 (nine years ago)
imagine ferguson having anything to do with anyone else's job... imagine ferguson still hanging around like a one-man sellafield.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 December 2015 03:45 (nine years ago)
not that it means much but marca now cosigning reports that chelsea are talking to pellegrini
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 11:20 (nine years ago)
Oof that was utds last chance to avoid mourinho
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 11:39 (nine years ago)
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/how-jurgen-klopp-and-his-pressing-liverpool-have-been-found-out-in-just-two-months-danny-a6785411.html
lol nice
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 11:44 (nine years ago)
not that it don't make sense, i just like the FOUND OUT by LONG BALL tubthumping
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 11:49 (nine years ago)
who could possibly be unexcited by pep guardiola vs a nation of wheyy ooo arr ya ooo arr ya
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 11:52 (nine years ago)
no televised 3pm game is there?
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 26 December 2015 12:13 (nine years ago)
Always assumed Klopp is just making-do until the opportunity to replace the considerable quantity of dead wood arrives
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2015 12:53 (nine years ago)
Lukaku admits he was sold on Raiola the moment the Italian-born Dutchman visited the family home in Brussels and left his father, Roger, in total agreement about the correct career path. “My dad played for 10 years in the Belgium Premier League and he always has an answer because he knows the game,” he says. “But when Mino spoke my dad didn’t say anything, he was just: ‘Yes, yes, yes.’ That is when I knew.”
The former Anderlecht and Chelsea forward adds: “When I was not in a good moment Mino was the one who said the reality. He said stuff to me that no one would say, mean things like: ‘You play like a woman, you play like a girl who has never played the game before. You are too timid.’
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:02 (nine years ago)
Feel bad cos I like Memphis bit huge lol
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:07 (nine years ago)
this.is.the.eeeennnnddd
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:11 (nine years ago)
Christmas all over again
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:12 (nine years ago)
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, December 26, 2015 1:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
heard this as Muse rather than Doors in these circs
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:13 (nine years ago)
ah fuck nearly 3-0
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:21 (nine years ago)
Loving this champ manager Stoke setup
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:30 (nine years ago)
I'll savour this until our inevitable drubbing by Leicester
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)
jack butland :O
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Saturday, 26 December 2015 14:07 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2015/12/26/05584a50-4972-41f5-951d-8c8e6d932bf1.jpg
rooney claims the having an orgasm while eating a lemon trophy for 2015
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 26 December 2015 14:22 (nine years ago)
The Invisible Rodeo Trophy 2015
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 December 2015 14:26 (nine years ago)
Chelsea continue to surprise and delight.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:16 (nine years ago)
should a Spurs fan be wanting Watford to win or draw here
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)
Really clicking today. Lamela and Ali working very well on the left side.
Brilliant double save from lloris just there
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:44 (nine years ago)
i've not really been anti-lvg so far, but i can't really see any way back at the moment, it would be a mercy killing at this stage. first half was the worst performance i've seen from them in a long time, second was a bit more competent but there was nothing at all to suggest they were going to playing good football any time soon, no sign of any weapon that's going to start hurting other teams. the memphis error was sort of heartbreaking, i was more annoyed with ashley fucking young for giving away the freekick that lead to the second with a pointless handball on the edge of the area. god i feel 606 ragey right now
― seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:48 (nine years ago)
Agree with all that and then yknow Ashley young Memphis depay fullbacks extraordinaire non
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:51 (nine years ago)
miss of the season from benteke there
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:57 (nine years ago)
It'll do well to beat our somehow fluffing a four on one
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 17:14 (nine years ago)
well, it was a one on zero tbf
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Saturday, 26 December 2015 17:23 (nine years ago)
i've not really been anti-lvg so far, but i can't really see any way back at the moment, it would be a mercy killing at this stage
I've wanted him out for months and am quite happy to see us keep losing if it means he goes, thought to be honest I thought that point had been reached with the Norwich defeat. The football has been the most dreadful tedious shite for ages, all about meaningless possession and avoiding all risks, managing one shot on target per game, but I think the powers-that-be were prepared to put up with it while it was still relatively 'successful' (helped the fact City, Chelsea, Liverpool...well, everyone apart from Leicester, have been inconsistent/awful this season, United were safely in the top four and within touch of the top of the table until fairly recently, without ever looking any good). But no one was enjoying it and once the results go against you as well, what are you left with? After failing to get out of a piss easy CL group and a run of defeats that's seen the team plummet down the table, you would have thought that would be enough to set alarm bells ringing. I assume the Glazers only care about the financial side (and are unlikely to be troubled by dour football) and the likely lack of European football next season would be enough to get them to act. I'm mystifed that Van Gaal didn't get sacked after the Norwich defeat: he's lost the players, he's lost the fans, there isn't any way back. The only explanations I can think of are that either Woodward is terrified of admitting he made the wrong appointment again in case this costs him his job, or they're hoping Van Gaal will resign to save them paying him off, but either way they're going to have to bite the bullet sooner or later (hopefully sooner).
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 26 December 2015 18:51 (nine years ago)
What I can't really understand is why his system such as it was seems to have fallen apart so dramatically. Just a collective loss of confidence or what?
― seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 26 December 2015 19:17 (nine years ago)
Owowlwkwkwkwkwkwkkwowwww
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 20:05 (nine years ago)
Better on replay
http://i.imgur.com/2d5SsH0.gif
― r|t|c, Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
Great
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:36 (nine years ago)
Glad the league is so shit this year it won't affect anything.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (nine years ago)
Jesus this should have been ten
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:39 (nine years ago)
When we give Tom Carroll the serum that turns him into Captain America we'll have some midfield.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 23:39 (nine years ago)
wba getting robbed by the ref here
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 December 2015 23:51 (nine years ago)
omnipresent "SPORTS DIRECT 80% OFF SALE" hoardings when Newcastle conceded = best example of such since the ads for the Borat movie when Robinson had his lol moment for England
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 December 2015 23:59 (nine years ago)
Just want to take a moment to reflect on what a magical run of results yesterday's was.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 27 December 2015 11:17 (nine years ago)
memphis depay has been shit all year aside from one game against brugge iirc
danny murphy "arsenal are without their 3 best players" er sanchez obvs but who then cazorla? cocquelin? wilshere? does he really think any of these guys are better than ozil?
― pandemic, Sunday, 27 December 2015 12:10 (nine years ago)
benteke's miss was as bad as the linesaman's decision not to give offside when he was about 8 yards off.
― pandemic, Sunday, 27 December 2015 12:11 (nine years ago)
Dany Murphy is a little englander piece of shit afaict
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2015 12:26 (nine years ago)
yeah I never watch motd, but I did last night, he really is a grim little goblin
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 27 December 2015 12:28 (nine years ago)
― seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 26 December 2015 19:17 Bookmark
phil jones stopped taking corners
― r|t|c, Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:18 (nine years ago)
I rarely watch/listen to any of the pundits on any channel, but had been under the impression he was OK. But then I listened to him this morning (from last night's MOTD) and he seems to suffer from exactly the same kind of ingerlundisbest blindness that nearly all the others have got. Admittedly, this isn't based on a huge sample. In fact, it's really just based on him suggesting that Ryan Giggs would be the ideal man to be the next manager of United. On what basis? What evidence is there at all that he'd be any good at it? Similarly with Rooney, I've hardly come across any of the ex-pros willing to actually say that he's been absolutely terrible all season. The mystery isn't why he was dropped yesterday, it's why he kept getting picked every week before that. Actually, no, it is a mystery why he was dropped yesterday, as LVG presumably rates him highly, so why choose the make or break game to drop him? Except it still doesn't seem to have broken him - what does he have to do to get the sack?
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 27 December 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)
he doesn't actually appear to be good at anything
which is a bit worrying
― Number None, Sunday, 27 December 2015 20:26 (nine years ago)
rooney has been immune for years.
the giggs thing i find hilarious. the only way he will ever become man united manager is if they appoint him now. if he gets a job anywhere else, no matter where it is, it will be a less successful team than man u and he will fail, and if he even keeps going after that he will fail and fall further, untl he stops.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 28 December 2015 00:42 (nine years ago)
http://www.comic-book-photos.com/pictures/335.jpg
― calzino, Monday, 28 December 2015 00:49 (nine years ago)
Danny Murphy is a shit pundit yeah but he gets a free pass for scoring the Only Away Penalty Ever Given At Old Trafford. Aresnal's 3 best players are clearly Sanchez, Ozil, Cech; Coquelin might make top 5 maybe but there is no way to parse that statement that makes the slightest bit of sense.
― Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Monday, 28 December 2015 01:00 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/27/22/2F975C5E00000578-3375597-image-a-32_1451254035559.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 December 2015 01:48 (nine years ago)
Sweet Jesus: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/louis-van-gaal-latest-manchester-united-boss-believes-club-are-beyond-help-but-board-urges-him-to-a6787886.html
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 December 2015 09:35 (nine years ago)
are you really gagging for jose instead though
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 December 2015 10:28 (nine years ago)
Sacking Van Gaal isn't going to magically make your squad any less unbalanced or incoherent. There's been no rhyme or reason to the squad building at Old Trafford for years and I don't get the sense that players are being bought with any particular system in mind. None of the defensive options really look up to a sustained title challenge let alone a crack at the CL and Martial is the only real long term option in attack, when great United teams would have three or four.
Most of the problems at United stem from terrible management decisions but a lot of them precede Van Gaal. Dunno how much control he's had over transfers but I assume he's at least responsible for the baffling call that Mata and Schweinsteiger would work in the same system. He's hardly making the best of things but I dunno, sacking him could turn a slump into a spiral.
He'll probably go of his own accord anyway.
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 December 2015 10:56 (nine years ago)
i think he's been pretty clever here - offer to resign and force them into backing him. calling their bluff in a way.
if they want mourinho they should just sack him tho.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 28 December 2015 11:01 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/28/01/2FA3B32500000578-3375841-image-a-16_1451266016946.jpg
'He's the best player of all-time,' Mendes told Sky Sports. 'And I am sure that he will play the next four, five, six, seven years at Real Madrid; he will end his career there.
Jorge Mendes made the claims after picking up the 'Agent of the Year' award in Dubai
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 December 2015 11:12 (nine years ago)
Praying for a dull but not completely inept nil nil today tbh. Schweinsteiger back from suspension too, i am starting to believe.
― seb mooczag (NickB), Monday, 28 December 2015 11:18 (nine years ago)
Also the front six or so, whichever combination they play, contains several very good footballers and a few former world class ones, but it's such an awkward cut and shunt of different eras and footballing philosophies.
Arsenal meanwhile played pretty much their first choice back five, it should have been enough to hold off Southampton, so if they were really missing anyone it was probably Coquelin.
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 December 2015 11:22 (nine years ago)
Jesus Christ dier.
He's been off the boil a few games in a row now but that's man utd level defending that
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 15:52 (nine years ago)
Shaqiri
https://streamable.com/ptr9
― Number None, Monday, 28 December 2015 15:53 (nine years ago)
No. I think Mourinho is a snide cunt. But things have got so bad I'd take him without hesitation at the moment.
Sacking Van Gaal isn't going to magically make your squad any less unbalanced or incoherent.
No, but it will put an end to the failed philosophy.
But if these reports are true, he's basically offered to resign twice already and Woodward keeps talking him out of it - the only reason for that that makes any kind of sense is Woodward is terrified of losing his own job if he's seen to have made a mistake (again). But all he's doing is digging a deeper and deeper hole.
Praying for a dull but not completely inept nil nil today tbh
I'm only watching out of grim fascination now. A victory would probably mean we're lumbered with LVG for the rest of the season, or at least for the transfer window. Difficult to take pleasure in watching a shit Chelsea stick five past us, but I'll take that if necessary.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 December 2015 15:55 (nine years ago)
Interesting to see us play on the counter here, lamela much more suited to this breaking at pace lark.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:14 (nine years ago)
Rarity here, but imma gonna say the ref is a clown for booking jurado for that
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:15 (nine years ago)
Oof that is all day red now I see it again get off
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:20 (nine years ago)
Watford losing composure here in a big way and not for any reason I can tell, they looked in control here.
God itd be a heartless bastard wouldn't book bighalo for bloodying tiny Tom Carroll's nose at christmas
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:23 (nine years ago)
Quality of defending in each individual incident here is poor. Danny rose just cannot make a right decision and the more time he gets the worse he is.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:44 (nine years ago)
Only one winner here since Watford lost a man.
Or yknow.not
That is deft.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:46 (nine years ago)
Jesus. Watford will uh "feel hard done by" here given how close the ball was to over the line thirty seconds before, and Son v likely offside in first phase leading to that goal.
Still, fuckem
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:48 (nine years ago)
Starting to seriously contemplate the possibility that we might actually be in with a shot at the title.
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 December 2015 17:22 (nine years ago)
Can u see who fps u
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 December 2015 17:41 (nine years ago)
This is a decent match so far
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 December 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)
O what LOLz that would bring, esp. if you pipped Arsenal to the title.
― Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/28/15/2FA5BCB300000578-0-image-a-23_1451316526978.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:50 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/28/15/2FA5AC8700000578-0-image-a-1_1451316247649.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)
you suppooooort theeeemmmmm
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 13:26 (nine years ago)
lively game so far. City bossing it tho
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:21 (nine years ago)
although theyre always likely to make silly mistakes at the back
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:31 (nine years ago)
Norwich have offered Inter Milan 10m euros (£7.3m) for their Italy international central defender Andrea Ranocchia.
― r|t|c, Friday, 1 January 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)
Starting to seriously contemplate the possibility that we might actually be in with a shot at the title.― Matt DC, Monday, December 28, 2015 5:22 PM
― Matt DC, Monday, December 28, 2015 5:22 PM
Pretty sure our post Europa Sunday hangovers plus inevitable injury to Kane for a few games will put paid to that.
We'll probably finish fourth and then fucking Chelsea will somehow go and win the Champions League again
― groovypanda, Friday, 1 January 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
Yes.
If it wasn't such a weak top four I'd be delighted with fifth and poch consolidating squad, tactics and his own authority. The collapse of the usual CL qualifiers has maybe put us under pressure to produce top 4 finish a season early. Strange complaint/fear and not a bad one by any means.
Kane cover ridiculously lacking at this stage but the way things have gone you'd almost just assume we'd produce a ready-made alternative from the youth system if required.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 1 January 2016 22:06 (nine years ago)
Jon Walters would make a good foil for Kane imo altho he is pushing on a bit
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Friday, 1 January 2016 22:38 (nine years ago)
Realistically I think third is possible and would be an exceptional achievement with such a young and inexperienced group of players. There's a lot to be said for being diligent and professional in a season where all the usual rivals are being flaky and/or blowing up completely. Still plenty of time to revert to type though and I'm worried about the Everton game today.
Cover at CF is the only immediate pressing need (although a really good, first team-ready LB wouldn't go amiss). It does need to be someone who understands they'll be starting most of their games on the bench, rather than spending £20m+ on Berahino and then having to rework the system to fit him in. Berahino himself appears to have the worst attitude imaginable.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 2 January 2016 11:25 (nine years ago)
Yeah to all that
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 January 2016 11:59 (nine years ago)
i'm sure berahino isnt miss congeniality but ppl dont half carp on at him either
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 January 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)
i liked the rumour about u lot going for ayoze perez. nifty mover but with son and njie maybe u want a bigger hold and lay type man like that batshuayi? both poss too expensive now but nukey might fancy andros idk
the moment ighalo mugged off dier i had a vision of him holding up a white shirt but maybe that's the old country now
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 January 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)
That wasn't a vision it was dier's iirc
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 January 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)
everyone out
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 January 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
that was shit and lifeless. can forget about CL
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 2 January 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
yeah think we should just write this season off and give klopp some time and cash - has any club been worse in the transfer market than liverpool these last few years?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 January 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)
I can't overstate just how soul-destroyingly dull it is to watch United nowadays. Drifting to yet another 0-0 so far with scarcely any incident in the whole of the first half.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 January 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
i keep expecting lallana to burst into life but he hasnt done much since arriving, firmino and coutinho have only shown flashes this season, origi isnt much good, team dont really know how to accomodate benteke and hes a bit limited anyway. whole defence bar maybe clyne are extremely error-prone
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 2 January 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)
Meh. Second half was an improvement (from a dismal base) and the second goal was good, but it's still insipid stuff. Just about clinging on to beat a dreadful Swansea team - they came very close to equalising several times in the last few minutes, including a header from Fabianski.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 January 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 January 2016 15:47 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i absolutely you should give the rest of the full season imo and even then the transfer window prob won't be long enough to put all aright
I'd obv suggest spurs in the transfer market. Even now, the hitrate really is shockingly poor and the current squad is largely bolstered by progression and not successful purchases
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 January 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)
Even allowing for the splurge of the Bale money, Spurs is a ridiculous answer to this question.
Liverpool's record over the last couple of years has been as poor as anyone's given the amount of money spent. Since the beginning of the Rodgers era, Sturridge and Coutinho have been excellent signings, Emre, Clyne and Moreno have been qualified successes but there's an absolute shit ton of deadwood in there.
I'm not sure United have made an unambiguously successful signing since Van Persie, and they only really got a season's worth of him at his peak. Martial will probably get there.
The worst record is probably Newcastle or Sunderland or someone, especially over the last couple of years.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 2 January 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)
srnicek was always on time - alan shearer
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 January 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)
Clearly a corner you cunt Oliver
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:02 (nine years ago)
Trying to recapture that feeling but tbh its much mellower these days watching these lads
Have the fear about today but Everton also p gettatable
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
Should be one! Great ball walker. Wonder if theyve told him to slide rather than thump his crosses its been noticeable imo of late
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)
This is looking v nice so far ali to score five
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
That is so so believable
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
This is still a very good performance despite being a goal down, but I'm not sure about Carroll's decision-making at all.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
Best £5m we've ever spent.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
what even is his position
is he just a beast
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
That is stinking
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
fuckin Ali, D
it was starting to get sloppy out there and at 1-0 down I think it'd have been a gloomy second half slog. may still be tbf
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
really imperial looking when pouring fwd from the centre circle or feeding Walker but no fully legit chances created (the goal barely counted as one imo)
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
Ali missed getting his foot on one from a yard out in first minute tbf
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Oh shit vertonghen that's not good
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
Everton are remarkably poor w/ the ball in their own third
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
The fuck was that clearing headed from Carroll what do these ppl be thinkin
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)
Gone very sloppy in midfield.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
he has been a glaring weak link today xp
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)
Doing our best to fuck this up in the most keystone manner possible.tbh
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Forward line are giving it away for fun, son since he came on has wasted every touch
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)
That was a brilliant game.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
that was a ruff last 60 seconds xp ha
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
Yeah enjoyed that. Doesn't feel like two dropped.
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
It's not exactly a new observation, but what the fuck is the Goodison Crowd's problem?
― Number None, Sunday, 3 January 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
Meaning?
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
knobs booing stones pulling off 89th minute stepovers in the 6 yard box smh
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)
another almost excellent spurs performance, approve of poch's rotating but son would probably benefit from some more minutes to settle in
― ogmor, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:22 (nine years ago)
what are ur calls on tommy carroll. the country is rent asunder trying to decide
bentaleb's being stiffed imo
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
Ehhh I dunno about Carroll, like at his best he might make a bargain basement Modric and Poch has clearly seen something in him, but he needs to work on his awareness of the game, not to mention his physique. Dunno what he brings to that central position that Eriksen wouldn't, which would at least give us some additional width as well. Maybe he'll work out with game time, but I'd rather see more of Onomah tbh.
Think that Poch genuinely intended to start the season with Bentaleb in midfield and he probably should start in Dembele's absence, but otherwise I don't see any clamour to reintroduce him to a midfield that's already working really well.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 January 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
Bentaleb had a pretty poor run of performances where naivety and bad positioning/passing decisions cost us.
Quite delighted for Carroll, Bentaleb, Mason to be the level of cover we have for injuries and cups tho, they've been developed and used pretty well and it sure beats buying in Paulinhos
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)
Bentaleb might be a more intriguing proposition in a more advanced role though.
I'm guessing Carroll will end up gently settling into his role as the next generation's Tom Cleverley and everyone will forget about him when they're not actively watching him.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)
Yeah I reckon he'll make a step down and look good at a Swansea (again) or similar. He's a little out of place in the powerful athleticism of that midfield squad around him
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
Looks like Coutinho & Lovren have both done their hamstrings
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
Coutinho's absence might actually improve Liverpool
shots on target should go up anyway
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:48 (nine years ago)
ham-trick
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/my-jedi-master-was-alan-stubbs-hahahahahaha-oh-my-god-401
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:54 (nine years ago)
a Utd performance of quite staggering shitness, even by this season's standards
it's perversely impressive
― Number None, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)
starting a Change petition to demand Rooney doesn't go to the Euros
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
injury time penalty at Old Trafford, surely not?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
worst third round ever
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
on a brighter note this will surely keep van Gaal's job secure
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)
the terrifying thing is he probably regards that as an ideal performance
― Number None, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)
Most boring team in the world right now
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1003594_10156436966885525_725598822105028559_n.jpg?oh=72c878d1b021ed3f285d7a0b187fc8d8&oe=5743510D
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 9 January 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)
Please watch that link I posted
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
watched and appreciated jim
― Number None, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)
meanwhile, in Wycombe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XVWtq2xq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxicVF-sqP8
― Number None, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)
always nice to hear a friendly accent from back home
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYWow6EW8AAR4Qk.png
― Number None, Sunday, 10 January 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)
Chilwell is going to be a class player for some club.
― calzino, Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
LOL caulker
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 09:36 (nine years ago)
Asked why many fans had left before Wayne Rooney's 93rd-minute penalty secured a 1-0 win, Van Gaal replied: "They are not thinking that we would score, I think, and maybe also because of the traffic."
#lovingYourWork
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
levy pricing andros townsend at £14m is incredible even for him
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)
Free highlights DVD included
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:12 (nine years ago)
It looks better if you think of it as only £2m more than Jonjo Shelvey.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
We'll get it.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:20 (nine years ago)
he doesn't do anything well that you would want a player to do. maybe dribble a little, but his decision making is horrendous and his shooting is even worse.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
even lfc wouldn't pay £14m for townsend which given the way we spend burn money.......
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
Oh he's shit
But I don't know that somebody out there might think that's either he's not or that they can make him not shit.
Flashy England international, 14m, thanks, see ya again call us anytime
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
the last time i was that incredulous about player valuation (non lfc division) was this
Dull game.
How to win Premiership 2011/12:
Sell Rosicky (2m), Squallici (4m), Almunia (Free), Bendtner (8m), Chamakh (12m), Vela (5m), Denilson (5m), Randall (Free), Hoyte (Free). Buy Gary Cahill (12m), van Nistelrooy (3m), Hazard (20m). Promote Lansbury, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Benik Afobe and Pedro Botelho.
Hire anyone to work on defending set-pieces as well as Arshavin's fitness.
Give Lehmann the Assistant Manager job, just to scare the shit out of everyone.
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, April 24, 2011 4:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bendtner £8 million!!!!!!!
― what?...it's a penalty...piss off (pandemic), Sunday, April 24, 2011 4:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think he will go for more than that tbh.
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Sunday, April 24, 2011 4:35 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
although nice to see afobe mentioned :)
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
Rosicky's still there, isn't he?
― Narayan Superman (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
Yeah they bring him.on to score against us p much
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
Still providing an invaluable service then.
― Narayan Superman (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)
If you had 19 players like that and a fit back five youd be well on the way
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:17 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Tuesday, January 12, 2016 9:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
only just seen this!! I don't care if we have another 4 defenders injured on top of those already crocked, Caulker is not the fucking answer!!!!!!!! This club just finds so many ways to waste money it's unreal.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
They're only taking Caulker on loan surely?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)
thats what ive seen
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
like it seems p obv that he's coming in as a stop-gap, not as a long-term solution
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:35 (nine years ago)
Wait
What
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:35 (nine years ago)
bad enough, considering the last time he played he was getting beat 6-1. maybe lfc weren't aware.....oh that's right it was against them!!! conceding 6 against this lfc attack is like 10 in real goals.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
Isn't the whole issue that Klopp doesn't want to go out and waste money on an overpriced January stopgap before he's had a chance to properly assess his squad? I don't know who else is out there they might go for.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:45 (nine years ago)
yeah they basically have no centre backs - the alternative could be playing lucas at centre back - injuries are injuries, they prob need someone on loan and presumably dortmund told them to do one when they asked for subotic.
rather this than a hasty signing and more money wasted - not least given this season is basically a write-off.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
we'll loan you roger johnson
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
toure sakho and ilori are fit tho...?
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)
ilori seems to be discounted completely so i guess it's sahko and toure. dunno how fit either of them are either, even if they're playing tomorrow night.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
“Now, we’ve had to make a decision whether we wanted to get another player for the position. The situation is Martin Skrtel is not available for around about the next four-and-a-half weeks, five weeks. Then we have the problem with Dejan – it’s only a little muscle injury. I think he’ll be available in one to one-and-a-half weeks. Then you have Mama with a little knee issue – he can play, but it’s not perfect and you cannot bring him three or four times in a row throughout the season. And it’s the same for Kolo and so would mean we are always in this situation, do we have enough or not? So we thought, ‘Yes, good idea’.
does seem ilori is indeed toast. oh well only 7m
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
most expensive defence in the world
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
he must be truly horrendous if he can't get a game at villa or a chance in liverpool's defence.
Presuming that villa are picking defenders based on ability that is
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
i used to think some right fucking bollocks. :)
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)
this Utd game is ludicrous
entertaining though, for once
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
unpopular opinion alert but Shearer's postmatch on-radio banalities rendered kinda endearing by his glee. "that's what makes football such a crazy game!!!"
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
Yep, proper game.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:22 (nine years ago)
the one time we needed to switch the boring back on and it all went crazy instead
― seb mooczag (NickB), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:42 (nine years ago)
Sam!
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 23:53 (nine years ago)
hiya
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 23:57 (nine years ago)
Get back to work!
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 23:58 (nine years ago)
Ok boss. Currently figuring out how to get clothes manufactured for me in a sweatshop (preferably not sweatshop but somehow also cheap.)
Anyone else find the problems of man utd fans depply boorish? I understand its shit football and that ilx's utd fans arent as bad as the rest of the internet/outside world but fucking hell, you'd think they just hac someone awaken them to their hobby all these years being not football but instead a bbc4 documentary series about metal detectors.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 11:10 (nine years ago)
personally i enjoy watching them slowly become liverpool.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 11:12 (nine years ago)
V nice to see you a hoy
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 11:45 (nine years ago)
the one side they have been reminding me of as far as on-pitch thrills and spills go is arsenal under george graham ca. 1992, except our defence isn't that good and we've got a senile wayne rooney instead of ian wright in his prime
― seb mooczag (NickB), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)
I mean we're literally the most boring team in England (if not the world)
a bit of griping is understandable
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
at least you're not the worst team in England
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
6 wins in 20, 2 in the last 12. Currently in 6th place with absolutely no indication that things will change or that van Gaal even recognises that there's anything wrong
It's pretty grim tbh
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)
Palace are more boring than United fwiw. That's a pretty low bar though.
Although United being really fucking dull is actually kind of interesting in its own right, especially in the era of flair teams like Stoke.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
i feel like most boring team in england is just the sort of statement i dont like. bet villa fans would find it well more entertaining, let alone like half the lower division fans
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)
it's all relative man
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)
castigating any football fan for complaining about their team is pretty pointless anyway. It's what football fans are for
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
and just for the record
The calls of ‘attack, attack, attack’ from the Old Trafford faithful appear to be falling on deaf ears as United supporters have witnessed just 13 league goals - 10 for the hosts and three for the opposition - which is the worst return at any ground in the top four divisions in English football. Chalking off the away team goals at Old Trafford, Van Gaal’s men have only scored 10 home league goals this season, placing United joint 82nd out of 92 teams as the discontent continues to grow.
Chalking off the away team goals at Old Trafford, Van Gaal’s men have only scored 10 home league goals this season, placing United joint 82nd out of 92 teams as the discontent continues to grow.
as of December 30th
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)
that's pretty wild
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
wonder how long this post-fergie slumps has to go on for before the huge global fanbase, whove never experienced a shit united, jump ship to real madrid or whoever?
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
I'm not sure all international fans are that fickle (I've watched United in bars on two other continents and the people there really fucking cared), but they'll be considerably less likely to spend that much money on whatever tat United are flogging. There are Liverpool fans all over the world who have stuck through years of shit.
The longer the slump goes on the less likely they are to attract any new fans. If you're a kid in Mumbai or Accra just getting into football for the first time, why on earth would you plump for this United team?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)
i guess i am wrong.
whats a good streaming site this days? i somehow didnt know we had a game tonight
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/40ti0m/match_thread_liverpool_vs_arsenal/
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)
were they just playing 'heroes' at anfield
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)
livefootballol sam
Acestream links all seems dead these days
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
game's shaping up nicely
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
mignolet really is shit :D
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
:D :D
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:26 (nine years ago)
jfc i mean i like an exciting game but cmon guys
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
Really vulnerable to counter here and not doing much in attack. Bad smell about this one.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
Davies is to be preferred to rose I think but he's like a fucking lawnmower pulling a house the cunt.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:36 (nine years ago)
Slow slow idiot slow
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
that was fun
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
he nutmegged himself. what a fucking finish.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)
Walker will never be top ten first choice standard and settling for him in the team regularly is a huge managerial error.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
I like that we're a high pressure high up the pitch team now but it really makes every walker fuckup and every bad Dier pass an oh shit moment. And we really don't create too much for all the position.
Great keeping from both sides there tho
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
Another walker swing and miss causes havoc. Now lucky to be nil nil, he'd almost beat us by himself the cunt
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
Well.we sure learned from teh fucking weekend didn't we lads
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
That is piss.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
Poch looks pretty fuckin incandescent tbf
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
Dier having an ignominious couple of games tbpfh he wants a bollocking to wake him up
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
Klopp's just chucked Caulker on up front
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)
and they equalise
don't think the big lad was involved though
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:49 (nine years ago)
Putting people up from Jesus there's an idea.
We have 9 midfielders on the pitch, none of whom want to assist or score the equaliser
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
monster header from benteke for that assist
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)
Well the rest of this season is heading precisely one way imo
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)
my computer decided to freeze circa injury time so I've just caught up with shenanigans
will just say silver lining for now I guess
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
aw spurs having a tuff time
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)
i keep looking at this goal trying to recognise joe allen. nope
it was a genuinely great goal, tenacity and execution. lol joe allen
as long as Arsenal are involved matches that are "a great advert for the premier league" they'll never win it
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
that was ace :)
benteke will end up being our leading scorer this season but it's clear klopp doesn't fancy him and anyway we always look better this season when we don't bother with a CF.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
west ham must really regret letting allardyce go now, just as all those sage fellows in the press/punditry game predicted. sad really. didn't appreciate how good they had it.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)
Neil has hit back at the taunt saying he has been struggling with his weight since a knee operation four months ago.
Neil writes: "You are right Louis I am fat.
"I had a knee operation four months ago that stopped me running and going to the gym.
"That has resulted in me putting on nearly two stone.
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Thursday, 14 January 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)
wonder how long this post-fergie slumps has to go on for before the huge global fanbase, whove never experienced a shit united, jump ship to real madrid or whoever
Leicester City obv.
― Narayan Superman (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 January 2016 09:37 (nine years ago)
Charlie Austin £4m to Southampton? Seems p cheap, has he got 18 months left on his QPR deal or 6?
― pandemic, Saturday, 16 January 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
6
happy he's gone to a club i don't hate (happy he's left a club i kinda do). a great great striker, gl chaz
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 January 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
Former Swansea City midfielder Jonjo Shelvey has revealed that being left out of the squad for the Swans' recent Manchester City game almost reduced him to tears of disbelief.
Shelvey was speaking in the wake of his £12 million switch to Newcastle United and claims he was in the dark as to why he was being left out of the Swans side.
“People sometimes say footballers don’t care, but I went home one Friday, my family had left to go home to London for the weekend, and I was supposed to be going north to play City," he explained.
“I found out I was not in the squad and I was just sitting on the stairs on my own in disbelief at what had just happened. I was nearly in tears.
"I had players coming up to me asking, ‘What have you done? Why aren’t you playing? What’s going on?’ I honestly couldn’t tell them, I couldn’t put my finger on it.
“I was really down. Shocked really. People could see I was down. I just want to play football – I am too good not to."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)
https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1579/24341074945_9b85c1d67e_h.jpg
powerful byker grove/e17 vibes imo. will be sad when moussa sissoko blinds him with a paintball gun
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)
http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/pyat_pree.jpg
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:17 (nine years ago)
This is a terrible, turgid game, ten Sunderland players behind the ball at all times and no idea how to break them down.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
my Spurs (-1) isn't looking like a great choice alright
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:24 (nine years ago)
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)
lol and lol again.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
can only imagine the stoic equanimity Big Sam will have displayed during his half time chat
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
There you go NN
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 January 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)
merely the first part of a no doubt ill-judged accumulator
I'll take it though
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
Can I get a rundown of that pls just got result. Have been in the six counties so obv mobile data was a no
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/s6rv.mp4
beauty
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
why does Jeff Stelling keep referring to the Etihad as the "City Ground"?
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
arrrgh cunt
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
Bowie, Rickman, now this. What a week.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
offside goal in the fucking 98th minute
― Number None, Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
idk how to feel when Leicester drop points
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)
Glad. Real glad. Fuck Leicester.
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)
you joyless git
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)
Rivals now!
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)
i know but lol, i already had my old man begrudging their success tonight for some unknown reason except he's a not-so-secret Arsenal fanboy i reckon
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)
Jesus that Terry equaliser was right out of peak ferguson
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:09 (nine years ago)
infuriating Terry goals are kind of their own genre tbh
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:22 (nine years ago)
It's true
Imagine alternate universe where shearer had signed for ye that time and yed somehow poached young Terry for a few overlapping years
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
when ferguson was in charge it was as if the team had 11 john terrys
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
and 80,000 john terrys watching
whole counties of John Terrys
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
https://goo.gl/maps/cxuh12pk5942
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
Used to live in Terryland. Sometimes I feel like I never left...
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)
Herself wanted to know what country/historical Balkan kingdom shelvey was from
Which is fair enough visually but this was after hearing him speak
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
still Mordor
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 January 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
Those that dwell in galway during their vulnerable developmental years always wear the mark of it imo
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:00 (nine years ago)
disappointed to find out Terryland isn't a theme park tbh
― No stage school training, natural talent and attitude by the shed (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:03 (nine years ago)
Sweet fucking Mirallas goal yesterday.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:04 (nine years ago)
Mirallas, Shelvey, Delph all having good games that would make you wonder what they'd be like with any consistency at all.
Charlie Daniels ex spurs having a blinder there too
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Sakho, Moreno, Lucas, Henderson, Can, Milner, Lallana, Firmino.De Gea, Young, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Martial, Rooney.
De Gea, Young, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Martial, Rooney.
that fucking Utd midfield
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
Where? There's 7 midfielders in that lineup
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:12 (nine years ago)
makes a change from 7 right-backs I suppose
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)
although...
tbf it's not as if you'll need a midfield to prise open the liverpool defence. just win a corner. don't even need anyone to connect with it.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)
Why would you even consider leaving Mata on the bench against a Liverpool defence that cumbersome?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
Mata's been bad for a while now (I suspect LVG has killed his enjoyment of the game)
we've looked a good bit better with Lingard offering some movement up top
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
Rooney v Toure is amusingly even
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:42 (nine years ago)
The state of the free internet HD streams lately is a fuckin disgrace
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
yeah, Rooney's inability to beat Toure in a footrace tells you all you need to know
two corners and we haven't even attempted to threaten Mignolet
absolutely dire overall
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
United seem to be playing without a left back....Liverpool should be winning this
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)
I bit the bullet and signed up for a £5 pay monthly one and haven't regretted it yet.
I am regretting watching this dogshit though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)
he is playing on the wrong side but Darmian has been worryingly shit since his first couple of games. Defensively suspect while offering absolutely nothing going forward
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:50 (nine years ago)
yeah srsly is there a sadder and shitter tactical innovation than inverted full backs
― r|t|c, Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:51 (nine years ago)
is this above board or did you have to buy it off the hatton garden seven?
i was expecting so little from this, like the first half of the game at old trafford was legit one of the worst halves of prem football i've ever seen, relative to the supposed importance of the game.
it is better than that one, but yeah, two crap teams. i'd say both managers would take a 0-0 if offered, and that's a problem. there are so many "athletic" midfielders on the pitch, liverpool have no strikers and man u have rooney.
still think liverpool should win based on that first half - but pretty grim and who knows with that defence.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)
I don't know why anyone who doesn't support United would bother to sit through the shite that gets served up every week. Go and enjoy your weekend while you still can, Matt.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
Yeah I can't be arsed with the second half. Stoke-Arsenal will almost certainly be better anyway.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
concerned about toure lasting the full game.
liverpool prob should be ahead by now.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:17 (nine years ago)
i smell an undeserved defeat here.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)
come back everyone, this is english football's greatest derby
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
Fellaini is going to be the death of me. Genuinely the stupidest player I've ever seen
it's the myth of his aerial prowess that's most infuriating though. He never wins the ball in the air unless it's at chest height. Doesn't even fucking challenge for it
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
timing!
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
Corner again ffs
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
His part in that goal should ensure he's clogging up your midfield for a while longer.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
first shot on target
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
honestly sickening to be behind after how much better we've been today - but at least it's clear the problem is NO STRIKERS, even with the shitty defence.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
If you trained them to i presume united could play 'attractive' football, right? Mata, Herrera, Martial, Schweini etc. all technically very good players, even Rooney has been good at passing when he was around superior players like cron and tevez...
Im fascinated as to why youd turn them into cloggers built around fellaini, its like a long form practical joke
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
More to it than 'good at passing' but quick bored texts at work. Obviously passing it around too much a big part of the problem atm
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
ugh that defeat hurts xpost
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
btw can someone hold a syllables lesson for the man u fans who were singing "na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey... man united" - i can actually picture their dire faces refusing to accept rhythm
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)
Phil Jones was probably leading the singing
― Number None, Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:11 (nine years ago)
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― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:17 (nine years ago)
enjoyed intermittently reading this thread and the guardian liveblog todayeven though haven't watched football this season apart from youtube/vine highlightscould envisage the sublimity of fellaini accidentally setting up close range twp-in
― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
this game is amusingly narky so far, hoping for a royal rumble to break out
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
honestly sickening to be behind after how much better we've been today
I thought Liverpool did well to resist the relentless onslaught for as long as they did, pinned in their own 18-yard box by wave after wave of white-shirted attacks
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 17 January 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 January 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
for the sake of my sanity (what's left of it) i'm choosing to believe that liverpool aren't actually contemplating signing rob green and shane long.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
shane long might be okay i guess but rob green and the mignolet extension - words fail...
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:51 (nine years ago)
I've seen it suggested a number of times that Spurs should be buying Long as backup for Kane.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
this season as far as the league goes is a write off i reckon. so shane long would be a pointless signing imo, danny ings will be ready for next season as a frwd option.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)
i get giving klopp a chance in the transfer market in the summer but one of the problems at lfc over the last few seasons hasn't just been poor signings it's also been the sheer volume of players we sign. i don't really think we should be aiming to sign more than 4 or 5 per season tbh, rather than the 10-12 per calendar year we sign atm.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)
John Terry's 98th-minute offside backheel denied Everton their first league double over Chelsea in 30-odd years... and I was there when it last happened. The weird thing is... Chelsea actually got what appeared to be a legit injury-time equaliser for 3-3 in that game at Goodison in Nov '78. Tommy Langley, scoring from close range after two Martin Dobson headers had put EFC in front - very late flag. It was the match where Duncan McKenzie scored a screamer in the opening minutes for the visitors and we all sang his name, much to Gordon Lee's embarrassment.
More flavourless reminiscences next week.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 15:32 (nine years ago)
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:47 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Took ten seconds of this game for the first stupid loss of possession in a threatening area
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)
ach just assume I posted "dier's passing is inexcusable, and how the fuck is Davies so slow?" 14 times and I'll give everyone the night off
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
Great strike from Son and lovely pass to Chadli for the second.
If anyone can mess this up from here though, Spurs can.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
Lyall Thomas @SkySportsLyall 34m#QPR have agreed a fee with #WycombeFC for their 22-year-old keeper Matt Ingram #WWFC
greeeeeeeeeennooooooooooooo
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 January 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
Fucking savages using this thread instead of the FA Cup one. Do our noble traditions mean nothing to you?
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 January 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
There's an almost hypnotic circularity to the way clubs keep selling Rickie Lambert and buying Shane Long to minimal net improvement. Somewhere in there's a metaphor for the fundamental pointless of existence.
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 January 2016 11:33 (nine years ago)
I love a backheeled goal.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
yeah
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:17 (nine years ago)
I also love Liverpool's defending at corners
state of sahko there, he needs to attack that ball.
AH WELL.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
this team is poison
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:28 (nine years ago)
Naismith anytime. Never in doubt tbf
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
Lol. Moreno unusually determined to concede a penalty there.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
This is great. They're both equally terrible.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
Nicely taken goal. I think every shot on target has gone in.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
Benteke is donezo
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)
Ok, Norwich slightly worse.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)
What on earth was that?
Bassong!
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)
oh fuck off
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
aww, bassong really enjoyed that
― ogmor, Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
No way
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
wow this is unbelievable
OMG
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
Klopp from incandescent rage to bouncing joy in 0.0005 seconds
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
lol, what a fun mess
― WilliamC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
so bonkers
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)
Fun stuff, Jose still otm though
Mourinho said: "Five-four is a hockey score, not a football score."In a three-against-three training match, if the score reaches 5-4 I send the players back to the dressing rooms as they are not defending properly."So to get a result like that in a game of 11 against 11 is disgraceful."
"In a three-against-three training match, if the score reaches 5-4 I send the players back to the dressing rooms as they are not defending properly.
"So to get a result like that in a game of 11 against 11 is disgraceful."
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)
don't worry, Utd are up next
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:55 (nine years ago)
I was in a Bristol hotel last week and they had a poster up for live football coverage with "Can Man Utd make it 11 half time 0-0s in a row?" like that's going to bring in the punters.
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)
think there may've been an element of sarcasm there
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)
I've been terrible at choosing games to watch this year.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)
Fellaini is the death of football
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
Ridiculous club. Depressing to realize that I got as much satisfaction out of shouting at the TV when we went 3-1 down as I did when Lallana scored. Well almost.
― pandemic, Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
Only Spurs would contrive to end an eight hour Palace goal drought by putting the ball into their own net.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)
We are amazing at ending other teams' jinxes
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
Nice move there tho.
This is a tough game tbh would be chuffed to take a point.
Jesus Wayne Hennessey is a professional goalie today of all days
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
just popping into let you know that it's nil-nil at Old Trafford
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)
I figured
― pandemic, Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
The unwillingness to clear sensibly is a strange and recurring one and there's a very good first half totally wasted because teams are already figuring out that sitting in front of spurs is a very handy gig.
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
Surely a pen
What a strike Eriksen
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)
Surely not a pen ok
Not a first touch in the fuckin lot of them, wtf
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
Oh dear feels good to be benefiting from centre half coziness, weird but good
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
Aaaand Vertonghen goes off with a knee injury. Fuck.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)
Took a hefty elbow from wickham too
Alli just not bothering to jump there and we're lucky to even be in this
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)
Timing!
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)
YehwgsjKskz
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)
This is harsh as fuck. Awesome.
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
should I go and find a gif of this goal or sthing then
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
Goal of the season from Alli there. Just incredible.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
that's fourth gone
fuck off Louis
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
Alli
https://streamable.com/7js9
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)
Yaaaaa
I thought gots alright but either way on replay the patience and touch to wait and hit it is exquisite
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)
shit keeper
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
one nil Soton
Charlie Austin
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
wow
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
Pains me to say this but shades of Bergkamp about that.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)
meanwhile Leicester drubbing a good team
wau
Thompson (iirc) said Bergkamp on SSN as well xp
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
Ferguson back at Utd before the transfer window shuts
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
it was utterly inevitable that Austin was going to score too
would have put money on if it wasn't against my principles
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
Allinallinallinalli alialballi alli
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
argh charlie
them ex on the altar feels
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)
1-3 Spurs
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
Fair to note that alli
Oh I love chadli
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
Thompson's yelp had the timbre of a scrambled equaliser about it, he needs to work on that imo
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
Honestly I spent the vast majority of that thinking we were going to lose but fucking hell.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
How underrated is chadli BTW, I think he's one of our most efficient and smartest players, and the odd time he does that on top.
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
see if they get Fergie back Utd will at least get those extra 10 minutes at the end to avoid results like this
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
could have played 100 minutes of injury time and Utd wouldn't have scored today
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
feel better about chaz goal having seen it. no heroism just pathetic defence. corner comes, all alone to nod in, his feet don't even leave ground
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA4sD7MMBKM/
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
what can you say? the man knows football
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
if he keeps it up he wont get much wrong
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
apparently there were three 5-4 scorelines in the Premiership before today
recall an Arsenal-Spurs and a West Ham-Bradford but can anyone remember the other one
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)
lol wtf
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/jose-mourinho-to-manchester-united-ex-chelsea-manager-six-page-love-letter-i-can-change-a6829971.html
― Number None, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
Other one was Southampton-Norwich in about '95
― Iain Mew (if), Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
nice
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
i remember the west ham-bradford one quite vividly. jamie lawrence and his hair! stephen bywater having a diabolical nightmare! paolo dicanio and frank lampard fighting over a penalty! west ham coming back from 4-2 down to win! FUNNY WHAT STICKS WITH YOU EH
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
it has nothing on the old 7-6 classic imago. Alas, before football was invented.
― calzino, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)
or you, or i
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
we're playing you next week tho aren't we. maybe the spirit of '57 can be reignited lol
i don't think we are scheduled to play each other again for at least 18 months - boom
― calzino, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
i have literally put last week out of my head
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
couldn't get 6 past us this time could you
ANYWAY, rtc will doubtless be along soon to confirm that dele alli was just biting nicky maynard
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
"anywhere else on the pitch, that's a penalty"
miss u Tim
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:43 (nine years ago)
seeing as I just turned up itt for the genius bits I'm gonna say that the Spurs defence want a Monday am bollocking for all but conceding a carbon copy of the Huth goal
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)
On one hand, yeah. On the other https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZb9OCCUsAASouQ?format=png&name=large
― mizzell, Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
"Once I threw a wobbly for 5/0/i/2220 for after my first chugger caused a Pollyanna; imagine my face when the three tits went up on scoreboard! Lawks, what a shocker!"
― HI DERE, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:47
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)
maybe a relic from an ilx more tolerant of whimsy but yeah
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:34 (nine years ago)
wtf is "expected shots conceded"
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:32 (nine years ago)
http://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/2015/10/19/9295905/premier-league-projections-and-new-expected-goals
― mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)
Holy shit, Tim Sherwood and Ian Wright is surely the worst MOTD panel of all time.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)
It's not to feel embarrassed at Liverpool celebrating a 5-4 injury time victory against Norwich like they'd just won the World Cup.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
Love Klopp describing their set piece defending as "the biggest rubbish ever" though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:40 (nine years ago)
it's nice that sterling zaha and song started a busta rhymes fan club
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
did zaha have hair of any length last week btw?!
abel hernandez last year was the first confirmed footballer with weave iirc
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a truck (imago), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:41 Bookmark
forgot about this tbh but absolutely true. at least three times as good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsfGkrqDQk
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 January 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
dunno really, i think the whole crazy togetherness thing is kind of sweet and at least something to smile about when they are so patchy. plus liverpool actually coming back from being behind is so rare - the 2nd place season they did this a lot - you started to expect it and believe in it because there was so many goals in the team, but there has been nearly two years of grim capitulation since then.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 13:17 (nine years ago)
Agreed tbh. Given the way in which LFC are leaking setpiece goals- a problem that won't be solved this season- why wouldn't you be pleased to be taking the points however they come and the demonstration of some kind of squad spirit.
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 13:24 (nine years ago)
yeah prefer this to man u's situation, apart from the fact that they can just scorch the earth and spend another 200m to fix things.
the liverpool defence thing is weird though. i guess all the central defenders are just shit. i mean i want to try and say it's some other malaise cos they've bought so many, and they have that weird thing where they keep clean sheets then concede 3 or 4. but that would prob be charitable. mignolet an issue too i guess. can't believe he got that fat new contract.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
more i think about Mignolet deal the more i think its only purpose is to ensure he brings a decent fee
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 January 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
i can't fathom it - like football managers or clubs often do things which seem to contradict the bulk of fans' views, but it is so blatantly obvious that he is muck, this is some 2+2=5 shit if they think otherwise.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
they can just scorch the earth and spend another 200m to fix things
That wouldn't solve anything if the players are still managed by a lunatic hellbent on imposing the most boring football imaginable on them. Not suggesting there's nothing wrong with the squad at all, but they're (potentially) better than this soul-destroying monotony.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 24 January 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
lvg: the old avb
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
That wouldn't solve anything if the players are still managed by a lunatic hellbent on imposing the most boring football imaginable on them.
not convinced by Jose's 6 page love letter?
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Sunday, 24 January 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
xpost yeah the man u squad must be capable of more
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
anyone still think leicester will finish outside the top four?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
No. And good luck to 'em. Fuck a Liverpool and Utd who use their resources so pitifully.and fuck Chelsea just because.
― pandemic, Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
At least Leicester have a clear idea of what they're meant to be doing every time they step onto a football pitch. Radical idea apparently.
― pandemic, Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
Everton to their credit not doing the usual frittering away of a winning position or conceding dubious goals beyond the 95th min. Just good, solid garbage from the get-go.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)
Mertesacker off for a last man tackle
― Number None, Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
Everton have taken me by surprise because for most of the season I'd figured they had a p good team and were playing p good football, but they're actually doing p badly league table wise. Since that first Martinez season the defence has been poor, Wigan redux.Maybe with a cup final win to match Michael.
― pandemic, Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
and Costa scores
― Number None, Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
Conflicted I was having a good ffl week til that.
Xp and that
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
anon0001: the people that dont like costa are the same people that don't like when neymar dribbles, u autists
― crickets (alomar lines), Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)
Gaaaah woe is me, first real chance for us to win the league and we are gifting it to... leicester? Ok i guess lol i love football
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 24 January 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
Clear penalty there clattenberg loves shaping games
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)
Stones learning pretty fucking slowly.
Great pen
― broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)
that's gotta be miss of the season from Coleman there
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 January 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/6ed012cd4facfb811b5b119b0ea5abbbd37a6368/156_175_2948_1770/master/2948.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=99bda99fa931f6e06c78f5318c912fc4
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 January 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)
today's the day I guess
― Number None, Monday, 25 January 2016 10:44 (nine years ago)
maybe not
― Number None, Monday, 25 January 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)
Not looking good for Vertonghen.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35408690
Still, we did just manage to get Newcastle to pay £12m for Townsend
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)
omfg you DID
― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 11:23 (nine years ago)
Levyyyyy
― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 11:24 (nine years ago)
By all accounts there was a mildly farcical situation where Poch had to persuade Levy to drop his valuation by £2m.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 11:28 (nine years ago)
Very encouraged by him doing so and being listened to tho
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)
Ach medial collateral , my own current wound
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 12:38 (nine years ago)
congrats to newcastle they've signed the new obertan
― pandemic, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
Dislike for dislike replacement
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
Seems difficult to believe Pato is still only 26.
It doesn't seem like he has been a massive hit in Brazil over the last few years.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 10:08 (nine years ago)
up-and-coming US defender Matt Miazga reportedly joining Chelsea... never to be seen again?
― pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
Townsend confirmed
I think he'll do OK there.
― broderik f (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
Tottenham are close to agreeing a deal with Fulham for Moussa Dembélé
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:13 (nine years ago)
Very much looking forward to singing 'there's only two Moussa Dembeles' in the near future.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)
I hope the consequences for out kit man have been adequately thought through.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
Moussa DembéléFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Moussa Dembélé (disambiguation))
Moussa Dembélé may refer to:
Moussa Dembélé (hurdler) (born 1988), Senegalese athleteMoussa Dembélé (French footballer) (born 1996)
See also
Mousa Dembélé (born 1987), Belgian footballer
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
Moussa DembéléPersonal informationNationality SenegalBorn October 30, 1988 (age 27)Height 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)Weight 172 lb (78 kg)SportSport Track and fieldEvent(s) 110 metres hurdles
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
there's not really much difference between 110 metres hurdles and being an attacking fullback so he could be useful
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:48 (nine years ago)
additional tip for fulham and tottenhan scoutshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZu4U5MWwAAaFxU.jpg:large
― mizzell, Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
ok i was going to ask did tottenham have a player w/ the exzact same name in recent years, i guess i'm not crazy
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
wait they still have him? lool
Less lol than it used to be tyvm
― broderik f (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
more loling at myself for the lack of attention i have paid the last ~2 years, i once called myself a fan of spurs but i haven't watched a game since like... 2013 maybe? thanks for cdn TV barely showing them on basic cable + me never being awake at 9am on a sat/sun
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
“But the last time I played nine or 10 Premier League games in a row I was playing for England and kind of setting the world alight."
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)
Sorta taking the planet by storm.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/af7c88d6e807e22e0e55630aa6e8eecdb72c81be/0_0_2861_1716/master/2861.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=72a46622b690916d1ea23210ec987b5f
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:20 (nine years ago)
olympic village people
― r|t|c, Monday, 1 February 2016 07:16 (nine years ago)
Pellegrini out, Guardiola in.
― The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Monday, 1 February 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTyN-DB_v5M
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
Can't wait for the few hundred articles that will ensue when city draw Bayern in the CL QF's
― pandemic, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
Yay here comes fun
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 February 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)
https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2016/2/1/1454338682355/Seydou-Doumbia-poses-with-009.jpg
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
Stoke City are set to break their transfer record by signing the French-Belgian midfielder Giannelli Imbula from Porto for £18m (€24m).
Imbula was the most expensive signing in the history of Portuguese football when he joined Porto in a €20m deal.
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
2015– Porto 10 (0)
Nick Powell has gone to Hull
― Number None, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)
think that's enough excitement for one day
I'd assume the Doumbia deal means Leicester won't get Musa.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/694265449555558400
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)
https://www.om.net/actualites/223462/welcome-steven-fletcher
L’autre bonne nouvelle est l’arrivée d’un attaquant axial, tant attendu. Steven Fletcher est Olympien. Ses premiers pas dans le centre Robert Louis-Dreyfus en début de soirée en disent long sur l’état d’esprit du bonhomme : un comportement très professionnel, la simplicité dans l’échange. Il a aussi le regard franc : c’est un combattant. On aime déjà…
― r|t|c, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
Scottish footballer goes abroad. oh dear.
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
Hope Marseilles play 1 week in 4
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 February 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)
pep city is going to be a horrendous modern football juggernaut
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 1 February 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)
their fans are still going for the loveable underdog thing afaict
i guess it's nice, the fun they're having at utd's expense, but when it's at everyone else's, repeatedly, they should probably all stop pretending to have souls
― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Monday, 1 February 2016 23:59 (nine years ago)
Gonna be pretty funny if Pellegrini now goes and wins everything this season.
Feel like there's gonna be some pretty major surgery required this summer. Most of the City squad don't seem like Pep's type of player at all - Aguero and Silva will be fine, De Bruyne and Fernandinho as well probably, maybe Sterling. Dunno who else.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:09 (nine years ago)
"We played Porto in a friendly in Germany last summer and I thought he was excellent.
"He went off injured because I gave him a little kick and gave him a dead leg, but he showed against us that he has the right qualities to play in England.
"I would say he is a Patrick Vieira type - a strong and powerful midfielder, a real driving force in there and perfect for the Premier League."
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)
was just reading that, ha
where the fuck has stoke's wonga come from
― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)
Everyone is loaded now, right?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 08:32 (nine years ago)
Stoke have just returned to profitability after years of building up debt iirc but they aren't making a lot of money and this is pretty surprising.
Niasse is good and it'll be interesting to see him playing for Everton. idk if he has been bought as backup for Lukaku or whether they'd see him fitting in to the first xi.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 08:44 (nine years ago)
#capitalismIsGreat
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 09:15 (nine years ago)
I wonder if the board are just grateful to Hughes and either unable to or not interested in saying no to him in the current environment. Which is a risky situation as he'll start getting ideas above his station soon.
If this season is a glossier reboot of a mid-90s season then Stoke are definitely going full Middlesbrough right now, even down to the belligerent former United big man in charge.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 09:33 (nine years ago)
Right.
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 09:45 (nine years ago)
idk it's not all that big a deal considering they also sold bego and nzonz for 15m+. the shocker was them prepared to match bids for berahino on top
anyway fuck hughes fuck stoke
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 09:50 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:09 Bookmark
yeah you'd almost like to imagine it might even be too much overhaul for a first season but probably not. he'll want at least four full backs for starters
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 10:00 (nine years ago)
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, February 2, 2016 8:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
reckon everton are just getting their replacement in early and that lukaku will be off in the summer
― pandemic, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:50 (nine years ago)
telegraph had city buying messi, pogba, and alaba this morning so poor old pep will have to make do with just the 3 new signings.
not sure city even have a CM in pep's preferred mold alonso/thiago/xavi.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:54 (nine years ago)
Delph, surely..
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
Speaking on the Sports Bar, the former Oasis icon told talkSPORT: “It’s an amazing statement of intent, but some of my City friends are celebrating like we’ve won something!
“He doesn’t really guarantee anything. What having Guardiola does is he opens the door to the top, top players
“I’d have thought if the likes of Paul Pogba, if he hasn’t made his mind up about where he’s going at the end of the season, Guardiola could potentially swing it for him to come to City.
“We hear rumours of Neymar and he could swing it with him too. These players want to play for the best managers.
"I think Guardiola has work to do – we should have won five Premier League titles in a row with this squad – but he’s widely regarded as the best, so we’re about to find out aren’t we?
“Managers at top teams are judged on Champions Leagues now, and I think HE would consider his time at City a failure if he doesn’t win the Champions League with all the resources he will have at his disposal.
“We’re about to see if he’s one of the greats aren’t we, because he’s not coming to a two-horse race here.
“We’re about to see if the old adage is true – can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/campbellwpaul/status/690662209467371520
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
Poor Remi Garde. Ayew sent off fifteen minutes in for an elbow.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)
This is probably the most one sided half-hour of football I've seen all season. Think we need a 'Sebastien Bassong, he's one of our own' song.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
Utd are officially playing football
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
You got a stream, NN?
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)
that varney goal
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
not great but
http://livesoccer.do.am/live/stream31.html
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
http://www.canningtownlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Reg-Varney-as-Stan-Butler-008.jpg
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
Vardy jfc
https://streamable.com/jc52
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)
This isnt good containing football this is just bad passing and no ambition and I dunno if we won't present em with a soft goal very soon
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
Varney again
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)
http://www.localbozo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Jim-Varney.jpg
― mizzell, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
you can understand my confusion
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
If this sort of crap is irritating to me god knows how it must look to fans of teams with some actual problems right now.
What with everything else going on this season people barely seem to be talking about Arsenal at all but they were top of the league on New Year's Day and have won just once since.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)
Meh u irritate as suits u I'm in it for the beautiful game
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
spurs winning the stat that really counts, goal difference
― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
lols aside it's somewhat remarkable relative to the last two seasons (for a start)
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
We've had the best GD in the league since Boxing Day (or joint with City at least). It's fucking weird.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)
otm tho the weirdest is the best defence in the league obv
― broderik f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:47 (nine years ago)
feeling like klopp is going to need to win the league cup or fa cup this season.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:49 (nine years ago)
or else what
― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)
too much disharmony to overcome next season, whether that's right or wrong.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)
think that Vardy goal will struggle to make the top 10 Prem goals this season and I speak as someone with a vulgar liking for opportunistic cuntings of that nature
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)
I dunno Liverpool have looked terrible for the last few games but Klopp at least appears to have fostered some team spirit.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)
i personally think this season is a write-off and am happy to let him at it, but if we continue this tailspin i think the pressure will be unbearable at the start of next season.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 23:19 (nine years ago)
Jackson Martinez to Guangzhou Evergrande for £32m
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 23:57 (nine years ago)
can he do it on a cold night in shandong?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 00:03 (nine years ago)
missed the game d/t lol work but just caught the highlights ("highlights") and jesus that vardy goal was something tho
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 00:50 (nine years ago)
like garda i'm kinda like w/e about how this season turns out for pool and tbh am kinda happy to throw my support to leicester, would be nice to see something novel happen
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)
Lols
https://soundcloud.com/keir-beales/arsenal-fan-loses-it-on
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 09:51 (nine years ago)
strange if klopp is under pressure at the start of the new season, we've finally got a good manager after hodgson/dalglish 2.0/rodgers. hopefully get through a couple of rounds of europa and have a good last ten games in the league for a bit of positity for next season.
tottenham have looked annoyingly competent this season which is strange.
arsenal have dropped points lately but with sanchez/ozil back looked really good last night despite the result, they'll still finish above spurs especially if barca knock them out of the CL.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)
I wonder what Klopp would say about this
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35494796?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)
*group of Liverpool fans heads for the exit*
"leaving for the protest?"
"...what protest?"
― Number None, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)
they're actually going to do it
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
United's Faustian pact or Leicester's title shot?
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
This is a lot of fun so far. Absurdly naive defending from City a few minutes ago, this could have been 3-0 already.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
the latter
not thinking about the former until it actually happens
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
Leicester are gonna win the fucking league. Like actually. I was feeling a bit glum today and checking the score has acyually put a big ol smile on my face.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:30 (nine years ago)
Ranieri does appear to have really tightened Leicester up at the back over the course of this season. Although Morgan seems to be on a one man mission to secure the title by breaking Aguero.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
holy shit 2-0
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
Omffffffggggg
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
They're actually going to win the league.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
oh yeah!
― moullet, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
Some BT Sport dumbfuck is going to try and give credit to Nigel Pearson in a minute.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
thisisamazing
― moullet, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
LOL
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
LOL this is amazing
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
Oh my word
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
I put Robert Huth in my fantasy league team ten minutes before kick off :)
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
Spurs could be second in the league in a few hours time.
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
The thing is, Leicester are clearly the best team in the league this season.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
looking forward to groveling apologies from every hack who's ever written a "lol Ranieri" quip
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
I know Premiership defending is dogshit right now but I've never seen a team so regularly split their opponents with one pass.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
oh my what a delightful game to wake up to
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Leicester-City-fan-set-net-25-000-Foxes-win/story-28672241-detail/story.html
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)
It fascinates me. For once football really isnt just like football manager stats all mangled together, its just smart purchases, training and playing in tactics that play up their qualities and negate their imperfections. Ranieri has done such a wonderful job, and it really doesnt matter that they cant buy hazards and agueros if they just play fucking better than the team in front of them that day. This is all very naive thinking from me and other teams have underperformed but whatever, leicester make me happy at the moment.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JDA4sf2saDM/hqdefault.jpg
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
are they doping tho?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
I really, really hope they do it. I can't think of anything that runs it close - they were saying it would be "the most incredible title winners since Forest did it immediately after getting promoted in the late 70s", but the league was much more competitive and fluid in those days. The way they managed to avoid relegation last season was jaw-dropping enough, winning the league would be astonishing.
Hold on, they're trying to throw this away now...
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
Looking for some hint of this from last season - of course they finished very strongly (7-1-1), but all those points came against poor-middling sides (the one defeat after Mar 21 was v Chelsea). They were great at Anfield around Xmas and very unlucky not to win, good value for two 2-2 draws vs us. But, no, mostly they folded against top-half teams for the entire campaign and 14th was about right.
Ah, curses, Aguero has just messed up their goal difference.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
lol this thought had occurred to me
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)
aguero should watch the brazilian league:
http://s2.glbimg.com/T6xEpia8VhUTVruv83UWUkbOk1A=/0x0:689x361/690x362/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2016/02/05/morais_2.gif
― moullet, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
like i don't want to ruin the joy of it, but it is so utterly barmy - in any other sport they'd have more than a handful of fingers pointed at them
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
Montpellier winning Ligue 1 a couple years ago, the year Villareal came second in La Liga and... at a real stretch, arguably Klopp turning around a middling, recently bankrupt Dortmund into champs are the only comparisons i can think of. And yeah, those examples are a stretch.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
Have people forgot Blackburn Rovers won the league?
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
... the Premier League, I mean.
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
Blackburn's was a steadier progression though. They also broke the British transfer record to sign Shearer iirc
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
yeah but they were like a chelsea of their time - spunked millions and millions.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
Can't recall if they played with a smile on their faces tbf
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:45 (nine years ago)
right but wasn't that because jack walker dumped a bunch of money into them, presaging abramovich et al
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
I remember it being claimed at the time in one of the weekly football mags that Blackburn paid for all their transfers in hard cash. gangsta
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)
god, Liverpool are absolute shit
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)
Fair muck alright. Painful to watch
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:17 (nine years ago)
This is clearly going to be one of those games where we absolutely pummel them and then lose 1-0, but Trippier has looked good.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)
half right
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
Trippier has been good the 4 or 5 times I've seen him this season (mainly in the cups) Is he first choice RB in the league now?
― pandemic, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)
I don't think Walker has been 100% fit of late, but the choice of fullbacks seems to be tactical - Walker's pace vs Trippier's crossing.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
Mignolet...
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
loooool
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
never in doubt :=/
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)
I'm miles out of actual internet or radio bar this brief patch, please tell me its over at whl
― broderik f (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
FT 1-0
― new noise, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
Those last few minutes were pretty horrible but I expected more from Watford than that.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
Klopp moved to ICU on 90 minutes
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)
The table looks pretty fucking beautiful right now.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
what a day
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:35 (nine years ago)
if you were a click-thirsty football writer who had already drafted a hot pissy take on how unfamiliar teams at the top of the Prem were a bad thing not good like ppl think... would you pull the trigger on it now or wait til the end of the season and risk its point being blunted by City winning comfortably
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)
post if here first to be safe
― Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)
sure the argument would be: unfamiliar teams at the top of the prem demonstrates how the the standards at the top have been degraded, leicester and spurs will surely be drummed out of the champions league, europe is all the matters, etc
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 6 February 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)
real risk of people being turned off the Premier League in the core heartlands of Cornwall, Mumbai, Ulaan Baator etc
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)
Whack the thing up now, you've got two months of extra clicks at least and a further bump at the end of the season whatever happens.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)
don't ruin it
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:03 (nine years ago)
trippiay trippiay trippiay
― r|t|c, Sunday, 7 February 2016 09:20 (nine years ago)
De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Fellaini, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Martial, Rooney
Fucking state of this.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 7 February 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
If chelsea win today I'll start to believe
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)
Man U playing p well in the first 20 mins
Lol at borthwick jaxx being described as a very level-headed young man
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 7 February 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)
Neville's Valencia lost AGAIN
still without a win, four points off the relegation zone
― Number None, Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)
Did we really need that lingering shot of the man screaming his head off in agony?
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
Woqh
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)
Didn't see a replay. Did fellaini have a role in impeding zoumas jump/landing there?
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)
yeah that wasn't on xp
great goal in dire second half. p satisfied with any given result in this ultimately
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
Much prefer utd to drop all three here but they're looking likely now
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
it was totally self-inflicted dmac
fully deserved lead. Still fear a jammy Chelsea goal
― Number None, Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
the replay of zouma's fall was ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
Fair enough nn didn't want to see again my own lateral was throbbing as was
Lingaard tho
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)
That did look a nasty one
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)
that Smalling booking is one of the more fabulously stupid decisions I've seen for a while
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)
Don't even feel dirty celebrating
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)
That goal was all Depay's fault. He's such a lazy tosser
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)
That ones not working out, any hopes nn?
― broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)
fading
he's the absolute worst player to bring on in that type of scenario. Guaranteed to do something stupid at least once
― Number None, Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
Fazio sent off for two yellow cards inside 25 minutes on his Seville debut.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)
shocking the way we ceded possession at the end though. 7% in the last ten minutes
― Number None, Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)
which was a bizarre stat I thought given how many hilariously bad no pressure passes Chelsea conceded possession with in the last half hour
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 7 February 2016 18:02 (nine years ago)
there's managers bigging up players...and then there's roberto martinez
"I think you do not have a better English player. Technically, he is as good as you get. The way he executes, how he reads the game, for me he is one of the most sensational you are going to see in Premier League history."
― pandemic, Monday, 8 February 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)
still on one after jason derulo
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:04 (nine years ago)
holy shit, I was actually going to joke post Cleverley
then I decided to look it up just to make sure
― Number None, Monday, 8 February 2016 12:06 (nine years ago)
I had to search too. I was wondering if Ross Barkley was going to be the new G8zza again.
― Ad h (onimo), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:11 (nine years ago)
Sometimes fans can be pretty decent:
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2016/02/09/george-wins-goal-of-the-month
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
*corny
(lol no it's nice but it's been done before. fine if you do it in a month where nobody actually scored a screamer)
― odysseus (imago), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
Would have got Villa out of a hole the other year.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)
(Actually considerably worse whichever way you look at it)
phil gartside
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)
The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan) wrote this on thread Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12 on board I Love Everything on Mar 24, 2012
Bolton chairman Phil Gartside says the club will find a role for Fabrice Muamba even if his playing days are over.
"He will be here as long as he wants to be," Gartside told BBC Radio Five Live.
"It is all about Fabrice. It is not a football story, it is a Muamba story."
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:26 (nine years ago)
The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics wrote this on thread Joey Barton accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner: 2008 football off-season thread on board I Love Everything on Jun 6, 2008
Dear Bolton Fans,
I’m writing you this open letter because I never had the chance to say farewell to you all following my last match at the Reebok. I really want to say thank you for all the great years that you’ve given me: and believe me, I feel you gave them to me, rather than I to you. It’s been a marvellous experience and I am going to miss the build up to the games when my hands would get clammy at the prospect of putting in a good display and a great afternoon’s football for you all.
I always imagined another kind of farewell: in the stadium, together with you, wearing that white shirt and feeling the affection of all those voices that have cheered me on throughout the years at Bolton Wanderers. I’ve always felt that you guys had a special bond with me. I am, after all, just another foreigner in your land and I know that, when I first arrived here, many people thought that I’d come here from Madrid looking for an extended holiday. I think that, very quickly, you all saw that it was not like that for me: that I had come here to work hard and earn my crust. Maybe that was why many of you chose me as your favourite player so soon afterwards: something that I shall never, ever forget. I cherish with all my heart the times you chanted my name.
The time has come to say goodbye and I would like to bid farewell to every single one of you but, especially, I wish to convey my warmest and most affectionate wishes to Sam Allardyce. He came and found me in Madrid; he had faith in me and taught me how to be a better, more mature player. He played me in a position where I’d never played before in my life and that enabled me to see the game in a completely different light. I truly appreciate the faith he showed in me, in what was otherwise a tough time. I spoke with Sam recently, and who knows, maybe our paths will cross again before too long.
I have no desire to harm the image of Bolton Wanderers Football Club in any way, and I do not want this to end on a sour note. However, I must add that it is a bit sad that I had to find out from the coach, in a two minute phone call, four days after the final game of the season, that he no longer wanted me: thanks for everything but you’ll need to find something somewhere else.
I can fully understand that the coach wants to play a different style of football and that there is no room for a player like me. That’s fine, but I would have liked to have been given the chance to say goodbye to you all.
There is one more thing: one of the saddest things to have happened to me in my entirely unforgettable time at Bolton, and that is the fact nobody from the Football Club has been in contact with me to wish me good luck in my new adventure. At the very least I expected a phone call from the Chairman, Phil Gartside. I’m very upset that it has ended this way.
Nevertheless, there are so many other great memories that will always bring me joy. I remember when we lost the Carling Cup final – one of the toughest moments in my career in England – and a boy of about 12 years old came up to me and said something like this: ‘The thrill of watching you play, that’s what makes the fans happy.’ He told me that it was a real pity to have lost, but at least he knew that next season he’d be watching Campo again. That was like winning a trophy for me.
It’s been an unusual year, and things haven’t been done the way that they were in previous seasons. The dressing room has had to really pull together and work hard to overcome a situation that none of us was used to. The key to our salvation has been the players themselves, side by side with the inestimable support of the Bolton fans. The club’s greatest asset is the unity of the players who have all pulled together to save the club.
After being knocked out of the UEFA Cup by Atlético, we hit a real low and went in to a downward spiral. That was until the win over Boro at their place. I wish you could have seen the inside the dressing room that day! Before we took to the field we were all looking at each other saying ‘we must win, we will win.’ And then, when we got back in, it was as if something had clicked and we were all hugging, singing and dancing: we suddenly rediscovered how to enjoy ourselves again and we felt like a team once more. Diouf was hugging everyone; Nolan, Davies as well. Right up to the Sunderland game at home we had to maintain that team spirit and keep hold of that belief that we would avoid going down: and we did.
Yet something strange also happened: we didn’t celebrate with the fans, there was no special dinner like there always is every year, and I would have loved that. It felt as if there was some kind of dis-connection between the club and the supporters: a real shame.
I’m going to really miss all of the players who have come and gone at the club over the last six years: guys like N’Gotty right up to the latest arrivals, Mikel Alonso and the rest. However, if one character stands out above all the others, it’s Djorkaeff: a wonderful guy and when he left it really upset me. I got on phenomenally well with him.
I’ve received a lot of messages in the last few days, not so many from team mates. They are on their holidays and while they may have found out, I’m sure they are all just thinking to themselves that that’s just the way football is. I’m not concerned. I know what I did and I what I achieved at Bolton, and I know that you all know as well. And that’s what I shall take home with me; that’s what I shall remember while I’m enjoying my break in Mallorca, waiting for the phone to ring with an offer from a club.
I’ve had offers but, for now, nothing all that interesting. Let’s hope that after the European Championships the transfer market will pick up and I can continue playing in England, Spain or even somewhere outside of Europe.
I know that I will always be welcome in Bolton, the place that I have called home for the last six years. I would have liked to have stayed for another year or two at the club and hung up my boots wearing the white shirt of Bolton Wanderers. I’ll definitely be back to watch Bolton at the Reebok and, who knows, maybe even return to work with the youth team one day. I love to watch those kids play football: so happy and innocent. They called me ‘The Legend’, but what they never realised was that when I watched them play they reminded me of my own beginnings on the football field, when the most important thing was that you enjoyed yourself. I could even work as a scout for Bolton, maybe bringing Spanish players back to the club.
I’ll always treasure two memories that are, in fact, the same moment: the Carling Cup final where I discovered the meaning of both sadness and greatness. It was a moment of real sadness in defeat, but also something truly great to be in that stadium, in a final, full of the supporters of my team: Bolton Wanderers.
I also have very pleasant memories of my debut at Old Trafford, even though I only played for a minute and the goal I scored against Liverpool in my second game. Ah! And I’ll never forget the blow to the face that Gary Speed gave me: never in all my life have I been hit that hard. They had to give me six stitches in my eyebrow along with twelve on the inside, and twelve on the outside, of my cheekbone. The club doctor stitched up my eyebrow, but I’d also like to thank his boss, a Chinese doctor, who put the rest of me back together, even sorting out a torn facial muscle. In the end it was all part of the ups and downs of what had been one of the most special and happiest periods of my life.
My Bolton friends, you must know that you will always be with me and have a special place deep in my heart.
My warmest and most heartfelt regards to you all.
Ivan Campo
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
significant elements of that can be filed with "football talk which resembles isis pr"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 23:41 (nine years ago)
The jury heard Johnson spoke about the meeting, saying: “It was class - just wanted to get your jeans off.”
The prosecution said just 30 seconds earlier he received a picture from girlfriend Stacey Flounders of their new baby daughter and replied "she looks class".
― r|t|c, Friday, 12 February 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
The court heard that Johnson said he felt the meeting had been “worth it”, adding: “It was class. Just wanted to get ya jeans off lol ... Next time defo. I will last 10 seconds though lol.”
― Matt DC, Friday, 12 February 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
wonder which football club will win the morally bankrupt Olympics by signing him
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 12 February 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
Carrick I guess has great passing range, which he renders moot by telegraphing every single one of them.
Watching him attempt to move his body laterally is a depressing way to spend a Saturday afternoon
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:53 (nine years ago)
I know he's always had a certain exoticism because of a somewhat different skillset that lent him a vaguely European or cultured air, but tbh the day we got 19m or whatever for him I was a long way from unhappy.
― goried in clover (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)
And yeah with specific reference to his movement- always brought to mind supermarket trolley tbh
― goried in clover (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:17 (nine years ago)
Nice header from Adebayor. I think he'll do well until the end of the season.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
I should learn to avoid the stats tab on my live scores app. It just makes me more miserable. 76% possession and 32 goal attempts from Everton today.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)
RIP Trifon. 94 World Cup the first tournament I remember getting into, him Letchkov and Stoitchkov the most memorable of that excellent Bulgaria team.
― brume escape (Blandford Forum), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)
No way!
― Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)
Watching USA 94 aged 15 or so I fucking *loved* him.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:26 (nine years ago)
loved that team. but he did have the vibe even then of a man who smoked 20 john player blue before and after each match.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:41 (nine years ago)
This has been worth leaving the house for
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
Most enjoyable thing about Leicester's title challenge is that I don't have to convince myself this season that Arsenal are somehow underdogs and that it would be quite sweet if they won the league. Not watched much prem football this season but enjoying the raggedy shitness of this match.
― brume escape (Blandford Forum), Sunday, 14 February 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
Carrick is almost 35 you weirdos
he's also still our best midfielder :(
― Number None, Sunday, 14 February 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
Uncharachteristic of Leicester to give a goal like that away at the finish. It feels like they havent given away many goals like that this season
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 14 February 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
Yeah, painful, but I think they'll brush it off
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)
Dunno if I've seen a meltdown of this nature before. It's cruel that there's 20 minutes left.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 15:34 (nine years ago)
Even Kolo Toure has scored
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 14 February 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
think Origi probably regrets his decision to go into the crowd
― Number None, Sunday, 14 February 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)
This one is a total freebie thanks to utd losing, just gonna watch and enjoy it regardless. Anything better than a hockeying will be a nice bonus.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)
That said, the cunt clattenburg is a cunt not to book toure there
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
Let's not pretend that post isnt the v epitome of me enjoying a game obv
Walker already looks a bad call against sterling, already wasted a good crossing chance.
Dier happy to give toure time and space. strange.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
Fuck it. Walker is total waste and if he wasn't a quick, strong six footer he wouldn't get a game in a playground the shovelfooted cunt
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
That's toure booked again and off if clattenburg wasn't a cunt
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:37 (nine years ago)
Rose has been phenomenal in this half hour.
Son has been terrible.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
I love Danny Rose
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
I admire pochs solution- make sure he's never near anywhere he might have to defend.
Dier is obv great in his role vs expectations but hed not want to be thinking he's the dele alli of defensive midfielders just yet- he's slack on the ball and wasteful with it far too often
I'm getting really worried about rose marking four men at the back post- three times now we've been lucky
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)
What's happening..
Oh shit
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
Ukrainian commentators don't get excited at penalties I was kinda lost there
Worth noting that looked ridic harsh
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:25 (nine years ago)
one of the most ridiculous decisions i've seen in my entire life
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
everything's a handball now
― Number None, Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
On replay city fans will certainly agree that clattenburg is a cunt obv
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)
Worried about a second yellow now more than city posing a threat as it is
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
Brilliantly executed but very simple stuff, and tons of space.
We're still passing and pushing fullbacks up like we had to chase the game, granted its when we look our best but we were really in control there if we just slowed it down a bit.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
Omg erik
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
Jesus Hugo put the fuckin safety on lad
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:02 (nine years ago)
This don't a title bid, I want that to be clear. Not a title bid.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
you never bid
― Ad h (onimo), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)
Just watched the second half with a delightfully intense Spurs fan, great value
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:12 (nine years ago)
That was never a fucking pen btw
The better for it imo
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)
Oh I'm all in favour of lols
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:22 (nine years ago)
everyone wants a hug from poch
― ogmor, Sunday, 14 February 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)
Dembele was fucking brilliant today, magic
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
Alongside Alderweireld (who should really be regarded as our both our most important signing and our best player), Dembele has really been the unsung star of this Spurs team. I'd written him off at the start of the season but he's become the single best exponent of Poch's pressing game. We were noticeably shakier when he was injured.
Didn't see the game due to birthday stuff and I'm kind of glad because it sounded harrowing. That game against Arsenal in three weeks time is a horrifying prospect.
― Matt DC, Monday, 15 February 2016 10:14 (nine years ago)
that messi/suarez penalty, i've been waiting *years* to see one of those ever since i read about if in an ancient danny blanchflower soccer skills book my grandad gave me when i was a kid. think that spurs might have done it once?
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:37 (nine years ago)
arsenal obv tried it that time
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:41 (nine years ago)
http://aftertheflood.co/images/made/downloads/images/domus-2_800_582_80_f2f1f0.jpg
^ ah this was the book. also had advice on wrapping your bootlaces under your foot and round your ankle to stop you losing them in the mud. messi, what does he know?
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:41 (nine years ago)
tho that's prob a subset of a wider project where they fail to be barcelona xpost
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:42 (nine years ago)
arsenal one doesn't count cos they fucked it up gunners style ha xps
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:44 (nine years ago)
haha
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:45 (nine years ago)
This was Messi, the other was Henry. Case closed. Maybe if he'd punched it.
― Soon Kenny Loggins will look like this (Tom D.), Monday, 15 February 2016 10:48 (nine years ago)
Matt fyi it actually was a really good, composed performance and imo we were v comfortable. Just yknow in case my real-time notes didn't convey that.
No joke, since the Dutch destroyed us easily in 96 playoffs with their passing triangles I've always thought I'd live and die and never see that level of measured competence from a team I followed, so to p much do exactly that in a vital away game to a title chasing team idk im a believer
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2016 11:48 (nine years ago)
Re: the fullbacks, I'm under no illusions that when we concede the goal that costs us the title it'll be down to Danny Rose or Kyle Walker, and I know Rose let Clichy get away yesterday, but we've been allowing surprisingly few opposition crosses this season. Having Dier in that CM role gives them a lot more license to go forward, the way he drops into a psuedo-back three when necessary. It's like having a 5-4-1 that isn't shit - Kante does this a bit for Leicester as well although he's obviously a way way better passer of the ball than Dier. It's necessary IMO because Son, Eriksen and Lamela all play quite narrow.
City appear to have semi-given up already, they used to have so many frankly terrifying attacking players, now if you can keep Aguero quiet you've done most of the work. Shot against the crossbar aside, Yaya Toure appears to be checking out of proceedings already, if yesterday's highlights and last week's Leicester game are anything to go by.
I'm going to the Swansea game in a couple of weeks, at the end of which we could theoretically go top. Actually 'theoretically' is pushing it a bit, seeing as there's literally zero chance of Norwich taking points off Leicester.
― Matt DC, Monday, 15 February 2016 12:10 (nine years ago)
Youd forgive rose a lot while he's doing the work of three players
Walked eh not so much. Already prefer thingy.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)
how's pandemic feeling about matip, i know he was a big fan in previous years
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 February 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
Looking at the fixtures and Leicester's next nine league games include six of the bottom eight and none of the top five
― groovypanda, Monday, 15 February 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)
i've cooled on matip a bit, he's okay, scores from set plays now and again, likes a dribble so expect pundits to slate him for that. on the one hand he's had to deal with a succession of inadequate coaches at schalke so maybe he's got a chance of being really good, on the other hand every CB that has arrived at lfc since hyppia has got worse on arrival, bar maybe skrtel, so who knows. on a free transfer i'm happy enough but it's been so long since i've been enthusiastic about a lfc signing i can't even remember the last one, even when i rate the player we pay twice what's he's worth ;)
actually i think i was happy enough with sturridge , i had no idea about suarez and coutinho, oh and clyne i guess.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:38 (nine years ago)
i was happy about coutinho - i mean based on seeing him at 16 in the CL he seemed promising. suarez also at least was exciting and highly rated.
clyne prob the only good signing of last summer.
more central defenders won't matter as long as mignolet is there.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
Trying to think of a more brutally unromantic end to the season than Leicester losing the title on the last day of the season when John Terry scores a 92nd-minute winner from an offside position.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)
would be cool if they won it there with ranieri in charge
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Whatever happens, if Ranieri doesn't win Manager of the Year now it'll be a travesty.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)
still time for Louis to turn it around
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
Poch in
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/premier-league/2015-2016/louis-van-gaal-from-orgasmic-serial-killer-to-consummate-cluelessness_sto5181131/story.shtml
"Woodward gambled all and is now caught in a paradox: the longer he keeps Van Gaal to avoid looking foolish, the more amazingly foolish he looks."
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 10:25 (nine years ago)
“I have read papers, I have read quotes,” Powell said. “I’ve read pretty much everything said about me and I am not a dumb, little kid anymore like I used to be and just did what I want, basically.
“I’ve not realised… it’s more that you have got to play the game in some sort of way, the football game – you can’t say certain things, you can’t do certain things
“I feel like I have been perceived as a lost cause, a maverick and things like that.
“I feel that is not the truth, but the only way to show that is to play my football and to show people that I am back, not just injury-prone, a nuisance or whatnot.
“I am here to prove football is what I want to do and that I am going to reach the heights that I was meant to make.”
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)
Maybe it's me this morning but is that not one of the least coherent things ever said?
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2016 10:33 (nine years ago)
is that the lad on loan at Hull? he had a decent game yesterday i thought but he might've found his level
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 10:37 (nine years ago)
Time for a quick round of "Who the Fucking Hell Are You?"
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 February 2016 11:28 (nine years ago)
Is this the kid who admitted that he forgot to watch United lose to Midtjylland and played FIFA instead? That doesn't strike me as the work of one of the most brilliant and committed minds in the game.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 21 February 2016 11:35 (nine years ago)
“I completely forgot about until I went on FIFA online with some friends from back home,” Powell said about the 2-1 loss to FC Midtjylland.
“They said ‘did you see the United score?’ and I was like ‘why? who did they play?’ Then I realised they had the Europa.
“To be fair, I was shocked that they lost 2-1. No offence to the team they played – I can’t pronounce their name and I do not know who they are."
― Matt DC, Sunday, 21 February 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)
"player out on loan watches every united game" genuinely strikes me as more of a story
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 February 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)
i expect this is a meme already but it rly has been super weird playing the gta liberty city stories reissue lately while united suddenly bring thru donald love
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 February 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)
the current situation at Utd as outlined on Red Issue's twitter
Utd's internal power struggles explained (as much as 140 character tweets will allow). MUFC has 2 boards, football club and overall company.Woodward + Richard Arnold in commercial-is-king alliance on Company Board vs. Fergie, Gill, Charlton on FC boardPower lies with Company Board (mainly Woodward + Glazers) but Fergie alliance retains huge influence on the ground at OT and CarringtonCharlton=anti-Mourinho; Fergie too (strung him along in 2012/13: ignore public 'matey' image). Gill was pro- in 2013, overall more anti- nowFergie views Jose as "a pup", not in his league. Hated losing to him so often & had to use diff approach to him compared to Wenger, BenitezFergie knew Mourinho wanted Utd job so strung him along. His final "victory" was stiffing him over 2013 succession: power and control.Fergie furious @ loss of influence.Hates Wward&his commercial dept, tells pals Utd is "all about money now" (despite it paying him £2m p/a)Gill's role usurped by Wward since '05 so dislike there too. Gill (amazingly) popular with OT staff. Fergie sidelined by Glazers since 2013.Co92 represent way for Fergie to re-gain lost influence, hence pushing Giggs as manager. Fergie wants LVG out but not if it means Mourinho.Wward OK'd 'Fergie tip' Moyes in 2013 so must stick with LVG to avoid 2 failures on record.Needs LVG to see out season for "honourable" exitWoodward wants Co92 'legend' for marketing purposes but hates competition from Co92 'brand': MUFC employees banned from Co92 hotel last yearWoodward appoints Giggs, gives Ferg back influence; appoints Jose, Ferg shunted but Giggs might quit. Plus sacking LVG looks bad = STALEMATEWward clueless re f'ball matters & terrified of making wrong call. Has to keep stringing Mourinho along (Dec contact+last week) in meantime.Mourinho DESPERATE for Utd for years; now ready to wait but knows Wward is flakey + no guarantees; trying to put pressure on re "other jobs"Added factor to LVG being shown as failure is Wward under pressure in Florida: Glazers been talking to potential new CEO who is Fergie ally.Other big problem for Woodward is sacking LVG + missing CL is v expensive. As is Mourinho. Giggs represents budget Glazer-tastic replacementOther strands: Mourinho agent Mendes is 'friends' with Wward; also long in business with Ferg+Gill & now Co92 through ValenciaFC & Peter LimRooney also a factor:still biggest draw for sponsors - being onside with him helps get in with Wward, hence Co92 praising his "performances"Fergie OK'd Co92 to bash LVG in media until Dec;then gave backing to LVG when Mourinho available. Pro-Giggs media message now more desperateEntire shambles = Glazers reaping what theyve sown since 2005: theyre reluctant to even invest in youth system as it's "not cost effective"
Woodward + Richard Arnold in commercial-is-king alliance on Company Board vs. Fergie, Gill, Charlton on FC board
Power lies with Company Board (mainly Woodward + Glazers) but Fergie alliance retains huge influence on the ground at OT and Carrington
Charlton=anti-Mourinho; Fergie too (strung him along in 2012/13: ignore public 'matey' image). Gill was pro- in 2013, overall more anti- now
Fergie views Jose as "a pup", not in his league. Hated losing to him so often & had to use diff approach to him compared to Wenger, Benitez
Fergie knew Mourinho wanted Utd job so strung him along. His final "victory" was stiffing him over 2013 succession: power and control.
Fergie furious @ loss of influence.Hates Wward&his commercial dept, tells pals Utd is "all about money now" (despite it paying him £2m p/a)
Gill's role usurped by Wward since '05 so dislike there too. Gill (amazingly) popular with OT staff. Fergie sidelined by Glazers since 2013.
Co92 represent way for Fergie to re-gain lost influence, hence pushing Giggs as manager. Fergie wants LVG out but not if it means Mourinho.
Wward OK'd 'Fergie tip' Moyes in 2013 so must stick with LVG to avoid 2 failures on record.Needs LVG to see out season for "honourable" exit
Woodward wants Co92 'legend' for marketing purposes but hates competition from Co92 'brand': MUFC employees banned from Co92 hotel last year
Woodward appoints Giggs, gives Ferg back influence; appoints Jose, Ferg shunted but Giggs might quit. Plus sacking LVG looks bad = STALEMATE
Wward clueless re f'ball matters & terrified of making wrong call. Has to keep stringing Mourinho along (Dec contact+last week) in meantime.
Mourinho DESPERATE for Utd for years; now ready to wait but knows Wward is flakey + no guarantees; trying to put pressure on re "other jobs"
Added factor to LVG being shown as failure is Wward under pressure in Florida: Glazers been talking to potential new CEO who is Fergie ally.
Other big problem for Woodward is sacking LVG + missing CL is v expensive. As is Mourinho. Giggs represents budget Glazer-tastic replacement
Other strands: Mourinho agent Mendes is 'friends' with Wward; also long in business with Ferg+Gill & now Co92 through ValenciaFC & Peter Lim
Rooney also a factor:still biggest draw for sponsors - being onside with him helps get in with Wward, hence Co92 praising his "performances"
Fergie OK'd Co92 to bash LVG in media until Dec;then gave backing to LVG when Mourinho available. Pro-Giggs media message now more desperate
Entire shambles = Glazers reaping what theyve sown since 2005: theyre reluctant to even invest in youth system as it's "not cost effective"
― Number None, Sunday, 21 February 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)
lol at any political shambles that could end with tactical decisions coming from the lonely canyon between ryan giggs's ears...
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 21 February 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)
Fergie is wanker
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)
If that's true, Fergie is behaving like a shitty start-up founder who can't let go, and eventually decides to give the whole thing to his idiot son rather than see someone competent run it.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 21 February 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)
I think you can safely say it's all true
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 21 February 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)
wasn't really any doubt about Ferguson's pettiness and vanity was there?
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
earned it tbf
― Number None, Sunday, 21 February 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)
wouldn't deny his corresponding talent but don't think he is really bothered about the best interests of the club at this stage
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)
oh the internal structure of the club is obviously a gigantic clusterfuck at this point
― Number None, Sunday, 21 February 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
At *this* stage?
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 21 February 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)
Entire shambles = Glazers reaping what theyve sown since 2005
right as if fergie didnt happily collude...
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 February 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
I don't think anyone's suggesting he didn't
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 21 February 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)
"But there's a danger putting one person in this almighty spot. Because Manchester United, not only are they having difficulties without Ferguson... they are not Manchester United any more"
mattias sammer otm
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 February 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
Never had a horse dispute with the Glazers, great bunch of lads.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 21 February 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)
find it hilarious that if not for lvg doing such a bad job mou would have literally no 'big' club to go to.
― pandemic, Monday, 22 February 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
important Nick Powell update
https://twitter.com/NPowell25/status/701867823145099265
― Number None, Monday, 22 February 2016 20:48 (nine years ago)
Jan Kirchhoff has been excellent since moving into midfield.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 February 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)
Jeff Stelling just made a Sutherland Brothers & Quiver joke
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
^a more important point to note than the fact that we were two minutes away from being top going into March (with a win tomorrow)
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
"Lying in the arms of...?"
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)
Everton say Farhad Moshiri has become a major shareholder, taking a 49.9% stake in the Goodison Park club.
More to follow.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)
That is somewhat suspicious.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)
@WestHam_Central: Michail Antonio: "I watched The Simpsons the other day and I saw Homer do it. I thought it looked hilarious!"
― mizzell, Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
bless him
― Number None, Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
Haven't seen anything about this recently but iirc if anyone owns more than 30% of shares in a club, they need to be assessed under the Fit And Proper Person test. Usmanov, as of Friday, owns 30.1% of Arsenal. Moshiri, who has been Usmanov's bagman for the last twenty plus years would also need to pass.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 February 2016 09:04 (nine years ago)
Varela Carrick Blind Rojo
could be ugly
― Number None, Sunday, 28 February 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
What a fucking save
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)
yellow for Varela less than ten minutes in
up against Sanchez
― Number None, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
One down
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
Looking hugely flat-footed in defence, three or four times caught behind the ball already
Son will no doubt have a moment or two of magic but for now, as its been the last several weeks, he's hanging on to the ball and slowing down our attacks needlessly.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
Rashford again!
― Number None, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
We've had our soft penalties lately I won't be claiming that one.
Looking good, playing through lamela and Eriksen now
Kane p certain to score the way it's shaping up
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
Holy shit lad
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
and again. Holy shit!
― Number None, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
That's an awful miss from son
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
Unbelievable
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
Not sure we're even fielding a left back at this stage tbh
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
This could finish just about any score
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
Great save fabianski Rose our best attacker so tbf quibbles about his position giving away five chance a half are a little petty
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
Opposition are so delighted to see Kyle walker on the ball, its the equivalent of running down the clock.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)
Ugly equalizer- feel for fabianski who's been excellent but palmed a cross away cheaply enough there
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)
the chadli turn and touch was lovely
― ogmor, Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
"Rose our best attacker ". :)
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
Deserving this but full credit to Swansea tactics they look like they'll get a few chances yet.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
You're watching the wrong game
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
Four on one breaks missed a speciality!
Looked in line tbf?
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
I'm trusting youse guys to do the necessary nbs
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
Wenger out
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/richjolly/status/703953068577202176
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)
That was very satisfying
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
this memphis touch was ridic
https://twitter.com/TrueSoccerLife/status/703971649650036740
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)
Again, that's actually one of mine
Cmere is playing through Rooney what's been holding up utd, and martial in particular? Or is it not that simple.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)
not sure what's going on because there are a lot of the usual suspects missing but there definitely seems to be an absence of that passing the ball backwards bullshit that was at the heart of their most constipated performances. mata's come in from the wing, schneiderlin and herrara are getting a proper go, carrick at the back is helping with distribution, fellaini is crocked, i dunno
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
also this
https://twitter.com/FootieFeasts/status/703978098862264321
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
Ha
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)
On the way back from WHL now. That wasn't much fun at all until the equaliser and then suddenly became awesome. For a crowd that was very edgy until the 70th minute or so there seemed to be a genuine belief that we can go on and win it now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Sunday, February 28, 2016 4:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Almost. Fellaini's missing too
― Number None, Monday, 29 February 2016 23:37 (nine years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/bast.jpg
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)
Leicester one down...
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)
Leicester no longer one down
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)
Perennial flake Aaron Lennon is weirdly prolific right now.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)
Leicester one up
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)
That backheeled chip from Mahrez to set up the goal was just outrageous.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)
Leicester no longer one up
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
ruh roh.
that's the kind of slip-up that loses championships
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
Don't fancy us against West ham so its likely to go wide open again for the NLD imo
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
Yep, will be lucky with a draw tomorrow.
Just noticed Spurs have take ten more points over the last ten games than Arsenal.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 23:32 (nine years ago)
If Spurs are serious about winning it, we really need all 3 points tonight especially with Arsenal coming up on the weekend (both games before Leicester play again Saturday evening).
Leicester's next three games are Watford, Newcastle & Palace which are surely all winnable so we need to keep the pressure on
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 09:11 (nine years ago)
Would be 100% confident Leicester would choke this if it wasnt Spurs that were there closest pursuers. Still expect one of those below will manage to leapfrog the pair.
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 09:18 (nine years ago)
Wouldn't mind Spurs taking it apart from that they seem to have become our (lpool) closest analog in terms of what we should be achieving here somehow.
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 09:20 (nine years ago)
I'm not holding out much hope for tonight, obviously we whipped West Ham at WHL but Upton Park is the ground where dreams go to die.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 09:59 (nine years ago)
Only saving grace will be that there's no Allardyce involved.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:00 (nine years ago)
Think arsenal are favourites and then city but it's great regardless
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)
The only positive for tonight is that West Ham were poor against Sunderland and their defence looks shaky without Winston Reid but they're more than capable of winning. Either way, the Spurs run-in looks so much more challenging than any of the other contenders.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:07 (nine years ago)
Spurs now favourite with bookies (but obviously could all change after tonight) and apparently the shortest odds they've ever had in Premier League history.
Nearly all "pundits" seem to have us dropping points tonight mind
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)
Leicester Newcastle is going to be about 5-4 to Leicester.
Arsenal have got a very sticky run of fixtures in March (West Brom and Everton, plus games against Hull and Barcelona really thick and fast). A draw on Saturday wouldn't be a disaster.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:13 (nine years ago)
Two draws would be OK imo
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:15 (nine years ago)
WBA have now become the Pulis antifootball behemoth, it is agreed?
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
They're not really that competent just yet but Pulis just loves beating Arsenal. He loves beating Spurs as well admittedly and manages both on an annoyingly regular basis.
Think there's literally no change that Arsenal don't get all three points against Swansea tonight. I wonder if the Swansea players have even bothered to go back to Wales between the two games.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
They've probably spent the entire intervening period in Stringfellows.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)
jack to a king huh
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:42 (nine years ago)
Gylfi is more of an M&M's World guy I think.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
Swansea's next three games after tonight are Norwich, Bournemouth & Villa so I'm not sure they'll be too focussed on beating the Gunners
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:24 (nine years ago)
they won last season's corresponding fixture tbf altho Arsenal were only playing for second by that point
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:46 (nine years ago)
Chelsea are closer to City than City are to Leicester. That doesn't fit how this season is playing out in my head.
― Ad h (onimo), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
Is that walker at RB? Already stupid.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)
Softest concession
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 19:52 (nine years ago)
Jesus tahts stinking who was that marking
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
Chadli. He also provided the shit pass to Davies to conced the corner.
― mizzell, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)
Then completed the hattrick by needlessly showboating a simple touch into the opposition box that might have been a chance.
Love you nacer but cmon mayne
Ref showing a lot of love for West ham 'robust' approach here
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)
Nerves on show what
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
Such propensity to pass to a man in trouble coming out from the back, what is that about
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
Jesus walker like a fuckin amateur there
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
walker's not playing lol
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)
It's a fuzzy stream
What cunt is playing like a fuzzy walker
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)
This is not getting any better both cb's booked
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:26 (nine years ago)
trippier is playing. he's much, much worse than walker
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
this is the worst i've seen spurs play in like 3 years btw
Ball in the box there and walker nowhere near the striker ffs
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
Christ that sounded ruff, thank fuck it's halftime
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)
Liverpool 1-0 up against city, more of that please
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
astonishing that if liverpool win tonight they're only 6 points off the top four. you could win this league by accident.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)
Harry Kane being forced to play as isolated as this at this stage of the season is p cruel.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)
Ah God harry
So much of our excellence revolves around the movement of dembele and alli
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
What's wimmer at there ffs, if yr fouled in that situation go down like swan lakes tourbus went off a fuckin cliff, don't start debating with anyone
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
Been a bit better the past ten mins but no real interest in putting the ball anywhere near WH goal as such
Ffs Harry!
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)
Two misses he never misses in ten mins
Pitch is fuckin shocking, lookin at bobble every time it's passed along the ground
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
If Ben Davies was a tractor youd take him.out the back and shoot the cunt
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)
lol arsenal
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
21:18[Whisper it quietly but] is it becoming a two-horse race at the top of the league...?
gfy BBC liveblogger Tom Rostance
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)
lol just tweeted this, what a cunt
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
1. whisper it quietly2. stupid square brackets3. i wouldn't think a team being 6 points behind makes it a two-horse race, not least when they're playing one of their rivals this weekend, with 10 games to go.
so let's say every single part of that post is wrong.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
Wait a minute what's happening in the other games
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
UejdhdgsiejdjznshJsk
Ye could have said ye feckers
In fairness ref hates us
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)
Took me full 90 mins to call him a cunt and that's progress. Booked us every chance he got, and the standards he's applying as to what he's blowing for is hugely varied depending on team.
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)
My favourite ever loss
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
LOL at this title race
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
Mata with the HUGE free-kick goal
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
Mata <3
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
thank christ Memphis had already had a few goes
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
xps Radio London commentator was of the view that Wimmer should have got a second yellow when he actually won a free kick?
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
boo man utd
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
you'd have to say the title is united's to lose now
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
Advantage Leicester after all that, which is quite ridiculous. At least Arsenal can't overhaul us on Saturday, that's what really matters.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)
City are at home to Villa on Saturday so if they don't pull away again they want liquidating
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:43 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sequence here was : long ball over top, wimmer lightly fouled in race for it, starts to complain at the ref while fouling in retaliation, ref then gives free kick to wimmer after a p heart pounding couple of seconds.
Ref let fouls go all night so it was p much touch and go all second half as to whether it was worth chancing those or not
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
I hate living in a time zone that means im at work when this year's exciting Barclay's Premier League title-race is being contested in such bizarre and unexpected style
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)
Checking the other results at 83 mins was the only way to experience this imo
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
The Swansea result (they were good against us imo, shots against was bit of a red herring) is the biggest single #wengerout moment y/n
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)
i have so many conflicted feelings.
fuck this whole team.
fuck the manager.
ah but there are some incredible players.
not enough though.
but also lol this season, it almost had to be joeks.
but leicester actually GREAT, and even if everyone was on top form that wouldnt change.
but wenger out.
maybe next year.
ffs.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)
wenger has to go. i feel like this is a watershed. no longer can he whine on and on. if you put a three inanimate carbon rods in the top four come february or march arsenal would find a way to finish below them
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)
Mourinho to Arsenal Lvg for potus
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)
lol joe hart is such a berk
https://t.co/4MWVdqe8Xs
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)
Unless they beat us six nil of course.
Spurs don't win though and Leicester will be at least 5 points clear Saturday evening.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 22:54 (nine years ago)
Leicester romping to it would be a delightful consolation for us finishing third
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)
Arsenal will need to win by 12 goals to go above Spurs xp
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 23:15 (nine years ago)
Um, no
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 23:19 (nine years ago)
[redacted]
lol I am being dense, apologies
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 23:44 (nine years ago)
One of those very rare nights when I see MOTD without knowing any of the scores in advance.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 3 March 2016 00:11 (nine years ago)
Wenger could conceivably have made the case for slow and patient progress when United were dominant and City and Chelsea were buying success but finishing behind Leicester and/or Spurs and allowing either to win the title would destroy that argument completely and make his position very difficult.
Thing is that Arsenal's security is also tied up in Wenger. The possibility of a poor appointment dragging the club into midtable is pretty high.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 08:54 (nine years ago)
Other intriguing subplot from the last weekend, if City fall victim to end-of-Pellegrini / post-League Cup win and United overhaul them, could LVG keep his job? It would save a lot of face on all sides.
Suddenly the idea of Chelsea somehow finishing fourth doesn't seem entirely ludicrous either.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 08:58 (nine years ago)
i have so many conflicted feelings.fuck this whole team.fuck the manager.ah but there are some incredible players.not enough though.but also lol this season, it almost had to be joeks.but leicester actually GREAT, and even if everyone was on top form that wouldnt change.but wenger out.maybe next year.ffs.― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Everybody chill - there are ten matches to go.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 09:50 (nine years ago)
Yup. Still plenty of time for Spurs to contrive to finish 5th
― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 March 2016 10:01 (nine years ago)
city v united in a couple of weekends time, that's going to be massive
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2016 10:07 (nine years ago)
Yup. Still plenty of time for Spurs to contrive to finish 5th― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, it would be the natural order of things.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
nothing is more natural than arsenal failure - i'd rather be 10th then 2nd tbh
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 11:00 (nine years ago)
Stop listening to landfill indie.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 11:17 (nine years ago)
i don't see the connection
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
Why do you want to be mid-table rather than 2nd? Yes 2nd is so near yet so far but usually been 4th and played in the CL.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)
i said then
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:11 (nine years ago)
lol @ ranieri managing to clown three biggest ldn teams at once
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)
Ok, don't care about that. xp
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:19 (nine years ago)
you all need to try supporting a team solidly bottom of the table. you won't lose your minds that way
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:23 (nine years ago)
yo
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
I'm not sure lived experience bears this claim out.
― Tim, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
If i cant #wengerout then ilf has really changed in that time i stopped being around for a while. Its like my default post.
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
As hashtags go it's certainly got a certain power when it comes to consolidating all of the internet's most cossetted petulant manbabies in one place.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
Yes there are 10 games to go, but the last 10 have been disgusting. Arsenal literally exist for Cazorla and without him, we've been a mediocre mid table team. Its not even distressing, its just inane. The same bloody issues come up every year and 1 big signing (and one backup player like elneny or gabriel) per year has obviously not come close to dealing with it.
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
Any fan that isn't tweeting #wengerout should be in the bible next to Judas and Delilah.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
Also cheers for the new dn
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
I'm not a #WengerOut any more. I'm a #WengerDead now. He needs to die
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
wenger has to go. lol at "there's 10 games to go" - 10 games to go for arsenal to lose their way into their favourite groove, a late flurry to secure the needless hope for next season. even liverpool in "real push for the title next year" mode were never this pathetic.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
DisgraceShamblesHumiliationFarcicalIncompetenceBottlersShockingUnacceptableClueless#WengerOut
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
DSHFIBSUC
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
pls continue, matt
Winning in 2014 was the worst what could have happened. I dont want Arsenal to lose games but it would have been for the good. #WengerOut
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:50 (nine years ago)
^^^ Fucking love this one.
the worst fans in the world
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
WastefulEvery seasonNegligent in the transfer marketGreedy ticket pricesEight Years Since A League Title As Of 2012Really disappointing
Our TeamUnreliableTime to go
#WengerOut
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
If Wenger was Leading the Israelites...They would have spent 40 years in the Wilderness and still ended up in Egypt #WengerOut
I hadn't previously noticed the thriving sub-genre of Biblical #WengerOut.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
as much as arsenal fans are bad, i was on the tube last night and i heard wild animal roaring at liverpool street, soon it was clear the words were a chant, to a full tube, of "get off the fucking tube, get off the fucking tube".
a bunch of spurs fans got on, sang "yid army" while whacking the roof, then proceeded to sing a song about getting a christmas present of an arsenal fan with his head kicked in.
the worst part is i think they were mainly pretending to be hooligans.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
it was nice to meet matt by chance though...
even liverpool in "real push for the title next year" mode were never this pathetic.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:48 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Gotta disagree here
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
lol - rafa v wenger
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)
note the use of the word pathetic. rafa was never pathetic. just a bit more inept.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
the dossier bordered on pathetic :D
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
Rafa was bathetic really.
This is modern Premiership clubs all over really, especially in big cities. Middle class people treating it as a pass to behave how they think working class people behave.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
the dossier was more into the realm of madness i'd have said.
the thing about wenger is like, i honestly believe he has that classic psychiatric problem of half the fibres in his being wanting one thing, and the other half working to make sure he never gets it.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
"yid army" ... christmas present
get you a team who can do both
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 March 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)
Yes there are 10 games to go, but the last 10 have been disgusting.― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 3 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes. And yet we are still only six points off. Spurs also lost their nerve last night. Lots of turns to be taken.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
Eight Years Since A League Title As Of 2012
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)
Middle class people treating it as a pass to behave how they think working class people behave.
otm. See also: obviously middle class young men talking loudly in pubs on saturday afternoon about all their bets on the day's football.
Others might know better, but that whole 'Yid army' thing seems to be a bit of a Johnny-come-lately thing from the past decade or so as well.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)
xp Tricky to do the maths sometimes
― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
I remember hearing it all over WHL in 1994, if anything they've toned it down of late.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)
Huh. Well, I'm still right, it is reality that is at fault.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
'Yid army' thing seems to be a bit of a Johnny-come-lately thing from the past decade or so as well.
We discussed this on here, but several years ago, probably when David Baddiel was campaigning to stop Spurs fans calling themselves yids. The 'yiddo!' chant was definitely a thing in the late 80s, I remember it clearly. At the time I had no idea it meant anything, I thought it was just something Spurs fans called themselves.
Please don't say that.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)
LVG has to go. Don't want Mourinho or Giggs. Bit of a pickle tbh
― Number None, Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)
LVG must stay
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
xp Wenger might be available for next season
― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
they should replace him with Mourinho, honestly
― Number None, Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)
The 'yiddo!' chant was definitely a thing in the late 80s, I remember it clearly.
My dad took me to see them in the 70s (saw them playing second division football a few times, 3-3 against millwall sticks in my mind) and it was a thing people did then too
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)
Yid Army chants featured at Spurs the few times in the mid-90s and afaik there's always been those chants?
I don't really buy that a narrow defeat at a strong West Ham side is bottling either, off the back of six consecutive league wins it's as good a place as anywhere for reality to reassert itself.
The hair-trigger Arsenal meltdowns after modestly bad runs which still leave them in great positions are always entertaining. Hell I even unblock Piers Morgan on Twitter after belters like Wednesday.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 4 March 2016 02:10 (nine years ago)
they've won 4 out of 11 since Christmas. Not sure I'd call that "modestly bad"
― Number None, Friday, 4 March 2016 07:40 (nine years ago)
Hmm, guess my perceptions of spurs fans back in the old days were shaped by those I knew growing up in south London, who didn't go much to games and barely would have understood what 'yids' even referred to, there being no equivalent south ofthe river of jewish areas like Stamford hill. I guess with those internet message boards they have now, you can be as far away as you like from North London and need never attend a game in your whole life, to be fully on board with all the 'yid army' stuff.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
I know a bunch of American Spurs fans like this, they are insufferable.
― pratt truss it (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
could also replace Spurs with any other pl team name just about and the result would be largely the same
― pratt truss it (dan m), Friday, 4 March 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
Having lived by seven sisters for over a year, i used to find this hilarious and baffling. No actual jewish people would ever be involved in chants like this and i think the stamford hill folks would have been quite bewildered and a bit insulted. But also fuck off, im trying to cross the road to go to tesco.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Friday, 4 March 2016 13:12 (nine years ago)
P sure we lose today and I'm p sure arsenal will win the league and that's ok
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:25 (nine years ago)
Arsenal won't win the league. And Wenger's why.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:32 (nine years ago)
Fingers crossed.
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:34 (nine years ago)
my order of preference is Leicester > Spurs > Man City > Arsenal > nuclear holocaust > Man U
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:35 (nine years ago)
Leicester > Spurs > Zika pandemic > Man City > nuclear holocaust > Man U > two nuclear holocausts > Arsenal
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:39 (nine years ago)
Seems a bit harsh, noodle. For me Leicester >> Spurs >>>>>>>> Arsenal >> City >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nuclear holocaust.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:41 (nine years ago)
i didn't know how to factor in other minor super-outside bets but are we agreed in reality it's one of those 5 (plus Zika plus nukes)?
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
Zika epidemic look a good bet for Ukrainian title this yr
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:53 (nine years ago)
leicester > spurs > united for the lols > yawn
― Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:54 (nine years ago)
think it'll be 1-1 today and that spurs will go 5 league games in a row without a victory (first one was west ham)
be p disappointed with anything except a leicester title, would goleicester - man utd - spurs - arsenal - man city in order of preference (if raheem wasn't at city would swap them with utd obv)
is it rose/walker's turn to play as the FB's today or Trippier/Davies?
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)
Rose is the only one I'd be confident about in the long run and he'd be my second choice lb at that. But no doubt that he's perfectly suited to our current methods tbfttl.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:57 (nine years ago)
When you take England's Champions League coefficient into account then Mecha-Godzilla Attack would on balance be a net win for the EPL.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:58 (nine years ago)
okay found it, it's walker/rose. dembele/ali starting as well. was unconvinced by wimm wimmer midweek
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 11:58 (nine years ago)
Also any team is preferable to another functional but shitty/ugly utd title, I would rather Terry lifting the title in his last act as a Chelsea player than utd being good enough by default despite eyegouging football for what would be idk the twentieth time since 2003 or whenever
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)
Dembele/alli so find
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)
I've been extremely critical of Danny Rose over the years but he's been brilliant lately, which of course means he'll play an absurd ambulance ball to Sanchez in the 93rd minute.
Quite pleasantly surprised by that team, I thought Dembele stood no chance of featuring. Still, I feel like Arsenal have already had their traditional annual rock bottom moment and this is the point when they get their act together and win every game for the rest of the season.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:02 (nine years ago)
Yep, 100%. The fake disaster routine is as old as the hills with arsenal at this stage
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:03 (nine years ago)
Wim Wimmer, who's got the keys to the bimmer?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:03 (nine years ago)
Wim wimmer, plays centre back
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:04 (nine years ago)
Wait hang on this Arsenal XI is... unpredictable.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:09 (nine years ago)
lol campbell was p good vs swansea and his goal was hella sweet so wenger drops him. gabriel is useless enough to play CB for liverpool. elneny/cocquelin pairing might be interesting.
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:20 (nine years ago)
is that arsenal xi a trap of some kind
― ogmor, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:41 (nine years ago)
I've gone to a wetherspoons with no sound and kids everywhere so may gratuitously swear in my posts
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
can't really believe that giroud isn't playing. this team selection it's like wenger wants someone to put him out of his misery cos he can't bring himself to walk away.
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
arsenal all over the shop.
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)
I'd rather even a really dilikeable team winning the league to a nuclear holocaust tbh some of u guys not thinking thru implications of the latter
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
dislikeable
"yes, yes you are"
Spurs really need to score before Arsenal stop crapping their pants
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
Dier is a really bad passer. I'm grateful for the guy and all he brings and all that but someone really needs to tell him to stop being in any way ambitious.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
Love Lamela love Eriksen but I hate it when they start dinking passes through multiple defenders rather than passing to the guy in loads of space on the other side of the pitch.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:08 (nine years ago)
that was good from broadway
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:11 (nine years ago)
the first touches of the majority of these lot are atrocious.
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:18 (nine years ago)
not sure who's been worse bellerin or sanchez so far
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
whoa some class
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)
2 mins after a shocking ball straight out of play by ramsay he does that
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:24 (nine years ago)
Soft soft soft. Class training ground stuff but allowed to do it.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)
wellbeck gotta get his shot off there
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)
We're labouring to do nothing and its been a feature of the last few week. Final pass not there.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:26 (nine years ago)
spurs disappeared again there ozil running unimpeded
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
and AGAIN
Dier now looking at being dropped imo
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
This is shocking, they are falling apart.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:28 (nine years ago)
at least spurs are used to conceding the first goal this season
― pandemic, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
tbh Kane isnt worth his place atm but can't blame him for that nor replace him.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
Really disappointing because this arsenal team are rank. Why we're not putting some passes in towards their centre halves is a total mystery.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)
That odd arsenal xi selection will work in their favour. Theyll be hard to break down now
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
Moronic from Coquelin there.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
if we get nothing out of this now then fuck em all tbh
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:58 (nine years ago)
fucking hell, that goal line technology moment!
― Number None, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)
Love Toby so much.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
<3
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:02 (nine years ago)
wretched defending, worse than arsenal's goal for sure
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:02 (nine years ago)
Holy fucking shit
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
I think the turning point in this game was my return from Sainsbury's. In the five minutes I've been watching Arsenal have gone down to ten men and Spurs have scored twice. Timing.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
I'm not in a wetherspoons anymore btw
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
Got a bit shouty there
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
Astonishing
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
Hey, hold on, I turn my back for a moment and...
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
what a goal. reminds me of torres.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
Wtf just happened
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
seen Coquelin get away with so many second yellows this season. Been coming
― Number None, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
Hmmmm
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
Awful
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
that's a trash goal to concede
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
cunt ref?
― Number None, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
Should have been red.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
So should that.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
Argh! BT coverage just died
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
I just shouted "fuck you" at the TV when the BT Sport coverage died.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
lmao the cunts couldn’t even get the time in the corner back probably a fair result, don't feel like Spurs did enough to be bitter abt anything
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
Expected a draw before the game and a defeat at half time so can't really complain. Such a soft goal to concede though.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
Ya otm
Poch limbo
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 March 2016 15:27 (nine years ago)
Good lord, if City can't find it in themselves to beat this Villa team then they've checked out of proceedings entirely and will pose no further threat to anyone.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)
Man City had 78% possession in the first half apparently and appear to be starting to murder Villa
xp lol
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
Okay here we go.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)
ten-man Everton with daylight against Champs League dead certs West Ham :o)
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
WTF has Martinez been doing with Aaron Lennon on the training ground? I've never seen him in this sort of form.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
I got really pissed off w/ the BBC London commentator in midweek when he called Newcastle "doomed", given they were on level points with the team in 17th with ten games to go, but psychologically they look like a writeoff
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)
no uninteresting games in the top flight today really! Swansea-Norwich prob not riveting but would be a banging result for Swansea
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
West Ham for Top 4?
― groovypanda, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
City's next games are against Norwich, Man U and Bournemouth, six points from that wd probably be enough of a cushion but fuck knows rly
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
Spurs have got Villa & Bournemouth next then Liverpool & Utd. Really need 6 points from our next two games or that 5th place finish will be very much on the cards
― groovypanda, Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
Genuinely staggering stuff from Everton at home this season. Seven defeats vs one away. Throwing away two goal leads regularly. The fortnightly capitulation beyond the 75th minute is bewildering. It's nightmarish, this campaign.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)
lolled p hard at that Everton penalty. it was for a foul outside the box, the keeper was about 20 miles off his line and was struck with Pat Nevin levels of feebleness. good work all round
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 March 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)
talking of 80s throwbacks, can't recall hearing Sigurdsson speak before but he's displaying Jan Molby levels of accent adoption (not a Swansea one admittedly)
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 March 2016 08:51 (nine years ago)
wasn't he born in england
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 08:51 (nine years ago)
no, no he wasn't. thought he was england-qualified for some reason
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 08:52 (nine years ago)
hoooo boy
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
benteke made a fair difference when he came on. dunno if that was a peno tho
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)
it seemed a bit soft but idc i'll take it
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)
ah yeah
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:27 (nine years ago)
palace relegation would be some recompense for our abortion of a season
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:28 (nine years ago)
Mata with the stupidest sending off I've ever seen
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
on the player's part I mean
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
good way to guarantee your team at least a point if this weekend is any indicator
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 March 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)
Liverpool three points behind with a game in hand
jeeeeesus christ
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)
well, had your week of 'title challenge' i guess
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
no one said that you weirdo
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:11 (nine years ago)
Happy to see Utd lose as still worried Spurs could balls up a top 4 place
― groovypanda, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)
#0
^^my favourite emoticon
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)
my least favourite Louis, astonishingly
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)
x''(
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)
surely Pulis deserves his shot at the England job come August
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)
*Welsh
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:33 (nine years ago)
stoked now 4 summer of transfer inaction and pardew leaving under a cloud the day before next season starts.― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 May 2015 11:32 (9 months ago) Permalink
Nah you'll be in contention for the Champions League spots by Christmas, after which you will fail to win a game for the next three months.― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:43 (9 months ago)
I would just like to point out that I was entirely OTM here. Classic Pards.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)
yeah what is that. guessing he habitually nails a selection of players wives at the xmas party but idk
― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:51 (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Number None, Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:11 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it was kind of a thing for like half an hour on Thursday morning but at this point you can find someone putting forward basically any imaginable hot take prediction wrt the Prem
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:52 (nine years ago)
Expectations re: the England team have been so low over the last few years that any calls for Hodgson's dismissal have been half-hearted at best so I assume the FA will just let him keep going until he either keels over or decides he can't be arsed any more. Shame really as there are multiple Premiership clubs who could do with a Hodgson in charge at the moment.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
I mean I'd take a second round Euro exit over managing Newcastle as well, don't get me wrong.
Genuine lol at the selection of names in contention for the Newcastle job as well. If Rodgers/Rafa/Moyes were genuine possibilities then why would anyone stick with McLaren until it was almost too late?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)
Palace now have 4 points (all draws) from the last 36 available. It would be relegation form if the bottom 4 weren't so shit
― groovypanda, Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)
Pardew 4 England
The 'fucks the players wives at the xmas party' theory actually checks out if you look at his time at palace: appointed new year 2015, gerat first year, then, around late december time...
Perhaps more pertinently, we've hardly got a league point since it was announced we were getting taken over by some american trillionaires, which was also just before xmas.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
his final tailspin with us started well before xmas but he's probably not discriminate wrt time of season
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:50 (nine years ago)
Mating season
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 March 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
Looking at their remaining fixtures, six of Palace's nine remaining League games are against clubs currently in the top nine including four of the top six.
If they somehow manage to lose to Norwich and Newcastle as well, then it could well be Championship football for them next year
― groovypanda, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
It most probably wont happen but next season 3/4 of the most MONEY teams in the league may not make the cl because Leicester Spurs and West Ham are just better than them. Its fucking crazy and exciting and so on. Like that time Millwall were kinda in the uefa cup, but will more fun than that.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)
I know Spurs are part of the BIG 6 in the country but i think the point still stands
theres always this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fA7_htpfdg
― anvil, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)
big 6? a romantic season for leicester and spurs doesn't merit wild new language like this
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)
Agreed
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:26 (nine years ago)
Also Liverpool never had a title race and we don't have one now.
Leicester do tho
the assassination of title race by the coward darragh mac
― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)
just trolling earlier tbh
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 March 2016 01:06 (nine years ago)
Need some clarification before tmrw's game as to whether Darragh considers LFC to be in contention for the title or not.
― pandemic, Saturday, April 12, 2014 9:28 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fair q
Yes btw
― recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Saturday, April 12, 2014 9:49 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pandemic, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)
deems obv thought i'd missed out a 'C' in my LFC and was showing remarkable prescience.
― pandemic, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:34 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5EvZDjUFY
― Laertiades (imago), Monday, 7 March 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)
Caught in a weak moment, shameful of u
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2016 13:07 (nine years ago)
NUFC Online @NUFC_Online 50mImagine being able to attract the likes of Benitez yet appointing the likes of Pardew, McClaren, Houghton etc. Club was too big for them.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)
this season my firm attitude to all fans except bolton's is 'try having some real problems'
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:41 (nine years ago)
nukey fans are a special case of 'lalala not listening' tho
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
Lol at the idea that that reflects anything other than Rafa's reduced standing. Even if it were true, which it probably isn't.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:45 (nine years ago)
ray houghton did a great job at newcastle tbf
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:47 (nine years ago)
let's take a moment to imagine dmitri payet's season had madrid not taken rafa from under whu's noses
― r|t|c, Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)
McClaren sacked. Dutch managers struggling this season.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)
Would assume Benitez has put pen to paper although it would be quite amusing if he hasn't and pulls out.
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 March 2016 12:21 (nine years ago)
cannot wait for rafa nukey to join villa next year in super epl2 turbo: hyper fighting
unfortunately there are several winnable games in his run-in and he'll probably quite like ayoze and andros but still
― r|t|c, Friday, 11 March 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)
Sunderland's accepted role as the ultimate unflushable turd is bad news for Rafa I think. That's going to be a thoroughly grim face-off and probably one in which Big British Sam will get bragging rights.
Unless the cunt comes in tomorrow and immediately manages to beat Leicester.
― Matt DC, Friday, 11 March 2016 12:37 (nine years ago)
Still pissed off that one of those six wins was against us.
In fact, they'll probably end up doing the double over us by winning on the last day to stay up.
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 March 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
lol Rafa's lost his mind.
Valencia, Liverpool, Inter, Chelsea, Napoli, Real Madrid - was always gonna have to take a step down following what's been a pretty astonishing course of prolonged upward trajectory but srsly what can he been thinking of here
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 11 March 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
he does have a break clause in his contract if they get dropped, but yeah it seems like madness
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
90% discount in all branches of Sports Direct for him and all his family.
― Matt DC, Friday, 11 March 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
"A couple of weeks ago I went down to Loughlinstown to a five-a-side pitch just one morning. I was at a loose end and just rented out a pitch on my own. I felt weird going up asking for ‘a pitch for one, please’. I just had a kickabout on my own, just kicking a ball against a wall, practising with my right foot. I don’t know what I’m practising for but it’s just the love of the game and I don’t think you can teach a kid that, they either have it or they don’t."
concerned for damien duff.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
he's been doing a spot of punditry on RTE lately
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
the state of full radge paul scholes:
https://www.facebook.com/btsport/videos/1040510666022135/
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
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― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
http://soccerisma.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Scholes-Ferdinand-Mcmanaman.jpg
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
maybe a uk only link?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A174OpU4fws
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
feel there's a slow, meditative film light on dialogue to be made of an ex-footballer which would feature this scene. just like 10 minutes of the grizzled ex-pro hitting a ball against a wall on an otherwise empty fives pitch while in the pitches around him games go on
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 11 March 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
Perfect touch every time. Every bounce off the wall. Better than everyone else he can see. It's not good enough. He knows.
― onimo, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:07 (nine years ago)
think that local garda's second novel is crying out to be that
(his first being 'chief football writer in alicante', a non-diegetic work that almost feels like it really exists sometimes, so strong is the concept)
― Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:27 (nine years ago)
I know he's a perennial ilxor figure of fun, but I can't see much wrong with Scholesy's rant. He's right goddamit!
re: Duff at Loughlinstown. My mate plays down there at weekends and was telling me tonight he was raging that he didn't see Duffer's lonely vigil
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:29 (nine years ago)
Saw him in ucd cages years back. He only looked ok tbh.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)
when my fiction feels its weakest i seriously consider writing "chief football writer in alicante".
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)
imo do it anyway, fiction strength level be damned (you're a playwright atm iirc?)
― Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
just comes across p bitter these days, given his lack of charisma. if this hovis ad after a few lines persona is why he was always silent, that explains a lot. tho that's a liverpool fan speaking obviously.
pretty strange narrative from the other night, like liverpool all plaudits and transition, despite the fact they've had a pretty shitty season. i guess they look "promising", but god, we've all heard that before.
xpost only doing short fiction in 2016 is my aim. had a tiny bit of success last year, but i wouldn't call myself a playwright by any means just yet.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:40 (nine years ago)
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:29 Bookmark
"for 20 years man united had an identity... fast football... pass the ball forward.... tackle... run"
it's true. this is also how i remember it
― r|t|c, Saturday, 12 March 2016 11:07 (nine years ago)
we actually don't do any of those things anymore :(
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 11:25 (nine years ago)
8 games this season with 1 or fewer shots on target
happened 15 times in Fergie's last ten years at the club
― Number None, Saturday, 12 March 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
okay commentator guy manages to drop a stat on me that i genuinely find amazing, that is that City haven't won back to back league games since October. which is shameful really.
― pandemic, Saturday, 12 March 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
rafa to newcastle seems so odd, though i guess if they do stay up then next season in this brave new world of the prem where everyone is rich it could work out, don't see them staying up though and no way does rafa do champo.
― pandemic, Saturday, 12 March 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
If you are wondering why on earth Rafa Benítez would go to Newcastle United from Real Madrid, consider this: the last time he didn’t have a professional side to manage, he took over his local school team on the Wirral. “It was hilarious,” his wife, Montse, recalled. “He stood there on the touchline and shouted at them as if it was the first division, waving his arms around.”
that school won't turn out a winger for a generation now :)
― pandemic, Saturday, 12 March 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
ooh bamford so close to a worldy
― pandemic, Saturday, 12 March 2016 13:24 (nine years ago)
liverpool put 5 past this shower and City struggling to manage one.
wonder how many pep will ship out? bony for sure. clichy? navas?
― pandemic, Saturday, 12 March 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
Yaya getting tired/not arsed these days. Navas would be a good signing for someone.
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:46 (nine years ago)
PSG are champions
winning 9-0 at Troyes
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)
Not quite wheels falling off stuff but last few games has seen sloppiness creep in and bounces not going our way that were in the good run before that.
Kane woke up offside this morning. Alli's touch rough. Entire defence sleepy when getting the ball.
Should obv be able to rest the entire team while beating hell out of this shambles. Worrying not to be confident enough to try it.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:17 (nine years ago)
is Spurs game on Sky? no fucker in town showing it at least until the rugby finishes
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
Lloris distribution v poor of late, but can't blame guy for getting jittery and clearing rather than passing given the asks of him lately
It's on nbcsn xp
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
This either finishes 0-0 or 5-0.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
Jesus christ
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
When service isn't shite finishing is
Can't imagine ever hating a football so much that I'd give it to Kyle walker
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:36 (nine years ago)
Prizewinning two mins from said disaster
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)
We seem v prone to getting snuck up on today
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)
Ah dele
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
Does that put Kane level with Vardy?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
On-screen stats have him at 19 but commentator said 18 (or vice versa)
Jaysus a few goals in that first 8 games we'd be resting players now for a Europa double.....
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
Another really poor performance covered by three points and (so far) a clean sheet. Not much of a gripe.
Gestede as cheap option to rest Kane in games we didn't care about winning?
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)
two of the worst misses of the season from Villa there
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)
Terrible win.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Another really poor performance
Oh be quiet. We had a sticky last ten minutes or so and we've played much better on several occasions but it was about as comfortable a performance as I've seen all season.
Feel terrible for Villa, if only we hadn't let them think Tim Sherwood was even vaguely capable of managing a football team.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
only got in for the second half (and after the goal at that) but it was weird to watch in that Spurs seemed to exude a confidence that wasn't really supported by what they were doing with the ball
Villa the most self-evident dead men walking I can remember seeing in the Prem, moreso than even Derby or Sunderland
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
Matt, your consistently low standards feeding into the team's complacency are what will cost us the league, and anything else will be a disaster of a season :)
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)
We were pretty sloppy with the ball in midfield but we gave the ball away to a team who were capable of doing virtually nothing with it. I have enough faith in Poch to hammer that out of them. On the occasions we've had to play teams who could actually hurt us we've been a lot sharper.
The other night I had a dream that Spurs threw away a two-goal lead against Bournemouth, losing 6-2. Convinced that was actually a premonition.
Swindon Town 1992 remain the worst Premiership side I can remember seeing. At no point did it look to anyone like they were not going to finish bottom. This Villa side are easily in the all-time bottom three though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:01 (nine years ago)
Yeah, Derby between them or above villa in that trio..?
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)
Derby were just not good enough either individually or as a team. You look at this Villa side and you see several theoretically good players who are either just immensely low on confidence or just can't be arsed any more. So yeah, this Villa team are probably worse.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)
They're also playing in an EPL where so many teams are self-destructing that's it's actually harder NOT to pick up points.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
i don't think i've ever seen a capitulation like liverpool villa a few weeks back. it was almost painful.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)
Who's taking over at utd and arsenal this season.
Poch/Rafa/Pellegrino/Blanc and....?
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)
Gary Neville
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)
Yeah look I've had all the lol candidates with my brothers I'm back here ready for srs discussion
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)
Bookies seem to have Mourinho nailed on. Blanc has no reason to move.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)
And adding bilic/koeman in there is there a standout candidate for spurs in the possible event of poch out
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)
does anyone actually believe wenger gets the sack
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)
AVB will be free in the summer.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)
do you really think poch would leave after such a great season??
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
Just thinking if there's a name there I *wouldnt* have ahead of mourinho but idk
xp Wenger goes this summer
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
I still think Arsenal will win the league despite everything.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
not a chance Wenger will be fired after 20 years
he's seeing out his contract no matter what
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)
xxp poch left Southampton after a great season but again idk. The reasons to stay at spurs despite stadium challenge all seem p romantic to me but Jesus utd are a mess
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)
agree -- plus i'd have to imagine arsenal would want to line someone up well in advance instead of just seeing who's available after firing him
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
Yeah should note I still think arsenal will win the league but how much of that is muscle memory in this absolute nutter of a season is debatable.
Spurs run has me worrying about cl but again that's muscle memory
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)
Will be interesting to see if Ranieri stays, on the assumption that Mahraz and / or Vardy do not.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)
would be good to see giggs get the job. united have lost sight of the traditional values that were at the core of their success.
at the very least the manager should have played under ferguson, that much is obvious. so probably giggs is the stand-out candidate. neville has not done well at valencia and there's a risk that the foreign ideas he brings with him could further dilute the spirit of the club.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:51 (nine years ago)
Steve Bruce doing well, also Hughes. McLaren free.
Actually whats Robson at these days
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)
Mark Hughes ftw
― Number None, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)
Yeah consolidate 6th before West ham get too comfy
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:54 (nine years ago)
avb a v good manager to follow lvg imo will guarantee no disruption between regime change
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)
I tip Leonardo Jardim to take over somewhere every year and one day I will be right, damn it. Could conceivably replace any manager poached by United.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)
feel like it's time for Solskjaer to return to the English game
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:58 (nine years ago)
Andrew Cole is a shrewd student of the game.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)
It's a very intense role with a lot of scrutiny. perhaps the key is to spread the pressure - a board of 12 ex-Ferguson figures to oversee all managerial decisions.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
If his name was Lee Sharpinho he'd have one of the top jobs in football right now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
Michele Cleggho
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)
Keano or bust
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 13 March 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
Swindon Town 1992 remain the worst Premiership side I can remember seeing.
So bad that they weren't even in the Premier League.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)
Yeah they were, 1993/94. #woke
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 13 March 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)
o wait
Leicester one up after this
https://vine.co/v/iwJwnw1arxm
― groovypanda, Monday, 14 March 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
Had a feeling Newcastle could scrape a draw today and they looked ok for the first twenty minutes but it was a great finish and I can't really see them coming back.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 14 March 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)
Do people really believe Arsenal can overturn an eleven point deficit in just nine matches?
― groovypanda, Monday, 14 March 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
Here's the thing it's more that nothing can happen at this stage that won't be staggeringly surprising, be that Leicester winning the fuckin league, spurs forging a title, arsenal turning capitulation into just about enough (their usual trick at this stage, it should be noted, just that this year the minimum really must be a title) or city gobbling up the distance on all three.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)
Arsenal have a game in hand, Leicester have Everton, United, Chelsea, Southampton and West Ham to play. Could go either way but I wouldn't bet against it.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
Spurs run-in could quickly turn into a "bottling" narrative that would be ridiculous but certainly I think it's leicester-arsenal then us-city ito who's fighting for what at the last kick
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)
Arsenal's next three games (after their visit to the Nou Camp on Wednesday) are Everton (A), Watford (H) and West Ham (A). Leicester have Palace (A), Southampton (H) and Sunderland (A).
So, if Leicester hold on for the win tonight, I reckon there's a fair chance their lead over Arsenal will still be (at least) eleven points with just six games to go.
And, fwiw, Spurs have Bournemouth (H, post Europa), Liverpool (A) and Man Utd (H) so extremely unlikely to have made any headway on their five point deficit.
― groovypanda, Monday, 14 March 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
That's what I'm saying re: spurs, and the legs are going too. I'd take fifth right now.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)
it's so sweet when you're managing yr own expectations
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)
can't see anyone beating leicester now. they could prob lose 3/4 games and do it.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 March 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)
fairly mad isn't it
― Number None, Monday, 14 March 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)
prob the maddest thing in modern sport. and people say that all the time, but it is fucking crazy. i think overall you have to say it doesn't speak well of the league's quality, especially when you see their dire possession, passing etc stats. still can't shake the doping suspicion tho.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 March 2016 22:58 (nine years ago)
i think overall you have to say it doesn't speak well of the league's quality
Too right.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)
still can't shake the doping suspicion tho.
your move Pep
― Number None, Monday, 14 March 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)
what proof is there?
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:19 (nine years ago)
xps, the top four plus United have all gone backwards this year but, on the whole, the quality of the league looks pretty strong compared to any other in Europe atm. I think, at least in part, the failure of the big teams to dominate is down to there being fewer easy games (Villa aside).
At the moment, you've got Mitrovic, Perez, Doumbia, Janmaat, Rodwell, Kirchhoff, M'Vila, Lens, Khazri, Montero, Gomis, Sigurdsson, Fabianski, both Ayews, Adebayor, Zaha, Bolasie, Cabaye, Deeney, Ighalo, Capoue, Amrabat and Behrami playing for teams in the bottom seven. That's not bad.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:28 (nine years ago)
Have you watched those teams? Failure of the big teams is down to the fact that they're not very good.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:41 (nine years ago)
... actually a lot of the players you listed aren't very good either tbh.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:43 (nine years ago)
to have trained with the great andrej kramaric... that is what sets leicester apart
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)
Newcastle have been pretty bad for much of the season but still beat Spurs at WHL, Liverpool and West Ham. Watford and Palace have been intermittently excellent. Norwich and Swansea are substantially better than Carpi, Frosinone, Gijon, Hannover, most of Ligue 1, etc. It's a strong league and much less predictable than most.
I still think Kramaric will come good in Germany, btw.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
none - i just expect football (and rugby and every other sport) to have a drugs scandal at some point.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
This season has made me realise I don't give even the remotest shit about "the quality of the league". Unless it happens to be my team, I don't care about how the best team in England stacks up against Barcelona or Bayern. I don't care if a midtable Premiership team could beat a mid-table La Liga game. I don't care about the Premiership being The Best League In The World. It's tedious. There was no more joyless period in English football than the point when English clubs were getting into the CL final year in year out and we had the same largely unchanging top four.
What I want is the rush of *possibility* throughout the season. The collapse of the big money teams has been the best thing that could have happened to the Premiership, and I suspect that this is a glimmer of light through a door that will be brutally hammered shut next season and we can look forward to a glorious new era of Chelsea squeaking through CL semis by playing nine men behind the ball for 180 minutes.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)
I mean I don't want West Brom and Norwich churning out inept 0-0s every week either, don't get me wrong.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
Even though this season has been unpredictable, I think it has been pretty bereft of good games. I don't care about English teams in the CL either really, but has there even been a good match this year?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
City-Leicester, Bournemouth-Everton, Liverpool-Norwich, Spurs-City, even United-Arsenal. Even if we aren't watching the pinnacle of the global game have been loads of fun matches.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)
2 liverpool-arsenal games were good
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
Drug scandals don't really impact team sports - or at least so far? Usually individuals.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:29 (nine years ago)
most spurs games have been pretty good tbh
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
xp unless you count entire athletics teams...?
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 13:54 Bookmark
kalinic dreams finally came true this season so i don't doubt it
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
xp unless you count entire athletics teams...?― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
They take part in individual events.
Not sure how drugs suddenly started kicking in toward the end of last season for Leicester either.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)
The risks of doping and being caught are extremely high in a sport where every player is a tradeable asset worth millions of pounds. It doesn't mean it doesn't happen, of course, but the risks are surely high enough to be very offputting. Obviously individuals will be complete fuckwits but anything more organised would be a gigantic scandal. Has anything blown up in the Russian league yet?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
i think the argument for doping (as a way to improve performance) is far less compelling in soccer than it is for, say, cycling or even baseball (thinking specifically of sluggers here)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
Difficult to believe anything performance enhancing is going on in Russian football based on current standards. So many of the players are involved in international competition it would be risky.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
wouldn't people have said this about tennis or whatever else as well?
i mean, i'm not even going so far as to accuse, but presumably in any situation where there is doping it would begin at a certain point, rather than having been going on since the dawn of man. i mean i don't think muzzy izzet was at it either, or gordon banks, or the neanderthals of the east midlands.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)
The wider athletics scandals occured when something like an actual state systematically worked through a process of doping its athletes, keeping everyone quiet and hiding the evidence from the authorities - and it took years to uncover the truth.
If Leicester City FC have pulled something like that off then they have some highly talented people running that club. xp = this time last season vs the beginning of time. Two options.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)
kramoric has been p good for hoffenheim fwiw aside from one sending off.
think there are more decent teams in the prem this season , say 8 or 9 rather than 5 or 6 but any of the 'big 4' circa 2004-2009 would walk the league imo not sure it matters tho
― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:17 (nine years ago)
xp = this time last season vs the beginning of time. Two options.
sorry i don't speak martian
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
I can see how doping might get you this season's Jamie Vardy if pace alone is what we're talking about, but not this season's Mahrez.
Biggest difference between this season's Leicester and last year's is surely Ranieri's decision to sign N'golo Kante and therefore a player capable of releasing the ball quickly and effecting very rapid transitions from defence into attack. It might have been serendipitous to some extent but he appears to be exactly the player capable of getting the best out of both Mahrez and Vardy.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
Doping can help you go a season almost injury free and in a small squad that's a massive success factor.
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
Ferguson strongly hinted that Barcelona were at it during the Pep years when previously injury prone players were suddenly able to play 65 full games then go win the World Cup.
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)
This season has made me realise I don't give even the remotest shit about "the quality of the league". Unless it happens to be my team, I don't care about how the best team in England stacks up against Barcelona or Bayern.
Bang on. I've always felt like this, but then I'm an Evertonian and we are always likely to be in a little bubble of mediocrity and never held up as a test of "English strength" abroad.
In fact, I actively hope for English club failure in Europe - there was that glorious moment one Wednesday evening around 9pm back in October when every EPL team was outside the top two in their respective ECL groups. That would have been hilarious. Bring that coefficient down. Lose a CL place. Break the hegemony. Let the squillionaires go play somewhere else.
All I want is an Everton side that doesn't brick itself when 2-0 up after 77min.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
Flat jokes aside yes there have been rumours around Spanish sport - from Barca to Nadal - for a good few years. xp
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)
You could look at the Leicester's remarkable turnaround last season and instead of saying it was doping kicking in it was when everyone else's injury lists started growing. From that they've clearly started the season with more confidence and have still to suffer any serious injuries to key players.
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Short-injury-list-lucky/story-20876325-detail/story.html
^ from March 2014. Usual stuff about sports scientists and finely tuned instruments and all the guff you get from idk Tour de France teams. This jumped out at me:
"Some of the players have had problems this season but people haven't seen them."David Nugent had a hamstring problem earlier in the season but we turned it around for the next game."
"David Nugent had a hamstring problem earlier in the season but we turned it around for the next game."
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
feel like doping is def a thing in most pro sports to some extent. with fitba it's not really taken that seriously, not that many drug tests for instance (recent news story that the spfl had done something like 9 random drug tests in last couple years).
the most dodgy thing about barca was that they could press for 90 mins every game without hardly ever flagging, and that pep as a player was done for PED use.
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)
can we delete all of today's posts pls
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:17 (nine years ago)
^ major story about to break about the reasons behind the improvement in Charlton Athletics recent form.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
protest is the new support
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:21 (nine years ago)
i think it'd be funny if leicester were doping tbh - i'm bored of the painfully bad everyman 'banter' about their campaign. i mean i don't wish them any ill will, it just feels like bbc sport catnip - and this kind of resistance to the idea just makes me think that more, like as if it'd be better if nobody ever found out, even if they were, cos it'd be cynical to ruin the romance for any reason whatsoever.
all kinda reminds me of michelle smith. but y'know, as it stands good luck to them.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)
i mean it's not like they're a cottage industry. their biggest icon is a racist, though it doesn't matter cos he's not a foreign racist.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
would be more likely to suspect spurs of doping than leicester
barca never had to press for 90 mins cos they were without possession for prob less than 15 mins a game
― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
some sort of doping trial by water is the only solution.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
if you win the league you are doping.
Newcastle and Villa are not doping
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
All of the posts today provide the resistance we needed to correct all the bantz coming out of BBC sport towers.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
otm - I don't really get why anyone *would* give a shit (unless it's your job to hawk premier league TV rights around the world or something)
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
Not even then. This season far better even from that point of view imo.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
Because aside from seeing more good players (Bojan, Imbula, Shaqiri, etc at Stoke for example), leagues that have a handful of good clubs and a load of dross are less interesting to watch. The point isn't that a mid table Prem club could beat a mid table Italian one, it's that they have a better chance of giving a decent game to a top English one.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
i dunno I like it when the teams in the Premiership play high quality football, and this season is certainly not vintage in that regard - although from the comparatively little number of games ive watched this season theres been seen some decent ties, like the most recent north london derby for instance. but I'm a true neutral, it's obviously different if your main focus is the fortunes of a specific team
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
the fact that the worst Utd team in Premier League history are 6th has to be some kind of indictment of the league's quality this season
― Number None, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)
yeah leicester are statistically one of the worst passing teams in europe with barely any possession.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
i mean great if you're enjoying it but i expect no more self-flagellating mockery of england
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
I do give a shit about the quality of the prem cos the greater number of good matches to watch the better? It's not hard to figure out.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)
What's "the quality of the prem" here tho
Cos utd and Chelsea were v strong teams for a long time and utter shit to watch most of the time
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)
yeah but what's "quality" though? the standard of the best English teams is bobbins relative to the best of the rest of Europe but on a week to week basis this year we've gotten to watch a thrillingly unpredictable dogfight chock-full of underdog success stories and oh so delicious schadenfreude. which wouldn't have happened if Chelsea and City in particular had played to their potential throughout the season.
tbh i'm just grateful bcuz in this season more than any other i've had to live vicariously through other teams
xpost exacckly
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)
remember when a possession statistic changed your point of view
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)
league table according 2 possession statistics pls
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:15 (nine years ago)
Lies. This decade, yeah
― Number None, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)
fairly sure i read leicester are bottom. and bottom in passing accuracy. but since they're not mourinho's chelsea it's obviously amazing to watch.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)
yes Leicester's 4-4-2, with the two central midfielders back helping the centre-backs and generally packing the midfield and hitting on the break is a fiesta of football right enough
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
lvg's man u obv bring the entertainment more than auld red face's teams
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:19 (nine years ago)
there is no possible world in which anyone cares that you haven't enjoyed the PL this season
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)
who are you
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:25 (nine years ago)
ive enjoyed it a reasonable amount tbh and the novelty of the title race is refreshing but the weirdly kneejerk reaction itt to (fairly obvious and valid) criticism of the quality of the league this season is a little confusing
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:26 (nine years ago)
yeah otm - this place spent about 15 years going "lol english football" and now it's actually even worse than that it's "hooray, the passion is back in our game"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)
I think you just don't hate the big clubs enough
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)
the weirdly kneejerk reaction itt to (fairly obvious and valid) criticism of the quality of the league this season is a little confusing
i don't get it, afaict no one here is trying to argue that the quality of the league isn't a sight lower than it was, say, a decade ago. just that it's more fun and engaging this way?
i've loved almost all of it so far (aside from the obvious bullshit with Villa). i love how right now it seems like Arsenal winning the league is a worst case scenario given that at the start of the season i'd have been delighted to see them win it. fuck a buzz kill tbh this is great
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)
it's bizarre imo to insist that one metric of any type suffices to cover the quality of a league
idgaf about any of Leicester's stats, they're fuckin Leicester and they're fuckin top. Drilling down into that is bollox.
NN and I will disagree but utd triumvariate of cron, Rooney and tevez were the start of purely functional grinding outfit that was a reaction to mourinho success
Chelsea v rarely even pretended to do anything more than physically or athletically overpower opposition imo
City were good to watch.
Disagree or don't. None of them were Barca and they were each assembled for significant fractions of a billion while aspiring to fuck all more than three points regardless of the dross in front of them.
None of them in any iteration approach leicester, by any method, winning the league with poundshop players.
Spurs even half-successfully attempting the mourinho template of tight defence and athleticism and stamina is noteworthy in the same way. Maybe I'll get sick of it in time but again the youth of the team and the dramatic change in a long-established pattern is the interest.
Questioning some chosen measure of "quality" as a determining factor in ..... what?.....health of the league? marketable interest? idk folks, who gives a fuck?
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:39 (nine years ago)
I don't think anyone's saying they want to watch shit football, but what several of us are saying is that we have zero interest in the quality of the Premier League relative to any other league. It makes no difference to me whatsoever if the average team in England is stronger or weaker than the average team in Spain or Germany or wherever. It's not as if I sit around at home thinking "Hmmmmm....I fancy watching some football this weekend. Oooh...which league to choose. I wonder which country has the best football." (multiple xps)
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:41 (nine years ago)
Yep
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)
the league is a narrative, if you only care about Pure Football then it's of no interest. this season has been a magnificent tale of demise first and foremost, and failure is an undervalued, totally essential and beguiling part of the game imo
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)
Oh not just the failure but specifically the schadenfreude
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)
We've been over this a gazillion times before, but you repeatedly conveniently overlook the United team that won the league in 2006/07 (before the arrival of Tevez) which was the equal of any of the others in terms of exciting attacking football. I'd agree that the season after that (with Tevez) was a step down and it got increasingly functional after that.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:45 (nine years ago)
Heh
I'll look more closely, it's genuinely less conveniently overlooking and more likely terrifyingly have zero recollection of anything beyond a few mins ago these days
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)
I'm with you there.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)
i would say never having the ball and not being able to pass is a p clear indication of how a team plays. the first part in particular is p much exactly the mourinho philosophy.
i mean if you find leicester entertaining that's your own opinion - but i think it probably says something that a team that is basically one of the worst in europe at passing and keeping the ball, and the worst in its own league (and that's a true stat) is top of the richest league in the world. like not even just the worst of the teams who are 1st.
but put the stats aside if you like, i don't think it's been a great season based on the games i've seen, i haven't found leicester partic entertaining beyond some individual moments. to each his own...
but you know, i'm sure we'd all be celebrating how great chelsea are to watch if they were top playing probably a less boring version of what leicester are doing.
xpost leicester aren't even good to watch relative to the rest of their own league - it's hardly caring about "pure football" - i honestly find it hilarious how the arguments change when it's leicester playing shitball and not chelsea
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:51 (nine years ago)
and fwiw there's a diff between the drama of not knowing who's going to win the league, a situational thing you can enjoy while reading the papers, and actually entertaining matches.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)
Your argument does.
We're not having that argument!
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:53 (nine years ago)
i doubt i've ever bothered to criticise chelsea on this board.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:54 (nine years ago)
Nobody on this board- not even NN or NBS!- ever claimed that Chelsea played anything but shit in their functional (unstoppable) phases
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:54 (nine years ago)
yeah exactly! that's my point
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)
re: never having the ball
Rather that than watch United have match after match of 75% possession and no shots. I've never been more bored watching them than over the past year (and they were hopeless at times in the mid/late 80s).
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:56 (nine years ago)
The harnessing of really excellent players into, well, harness is a large factor in disappointment at watching possession based ugliness.
I think it p wilfully myopic of anyone to insist that Leicester be looked at similarly
Like insisting a marathon runner entertain you while also beating a cunt on a bike
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:56 (nine years ago)
well if you're accepting it's dull and crap but a brilliant achievement then i don't disagree with you
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)
Nope
But
I should prob say
I don't really get to watch any games anymore.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)
i honestly find it hilarious how the arguments change when it's leicester playing shitball and not chelsea
why? when Chelsea do it they're playing beneath their level, for Leicester it's exactly the opposite. every Leicester triumph rn feels like an escape trick of sorts, like they're only ever 90 minutes or a few bad injuries from getting found out, and therein lies the thrill! of course they don't play football comparable ito style and panache to, say, the Liverpool side of a few seasons ago, but that isn't really the point i think. the thrill is in seeing how far these players can go, whether or not they stack it on the final few hurdles.
xp don't think i agree with this, by this point even in their shittier performances there is a tension lent to proceedings by circumstances. i enjoyed their game last night for the most part
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 00:06 (nine years ago)
that should've been a double xpost to LG
Windsor Davies otm. How anyone can crab on Leicester at all right now is beyond me.
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 03:24 (nine years ago)
Mahrez, Kanté = less boring than pointing at stats. Great finishing, thrilling power and pace, genuine drama. The thrill of a team over achieving through their collectivism is such a fashion is heartening in profound ways.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 06:57 (nine years ago)
*in
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 06:58 (nine years ago)
It's not as if I sit around at home thinking "Hmmmmm....I fancy watching some football this weekend. Oooh...which league to choose. I wonder which country has the best football." (multiple xps)
Idk, is this a particularly odd thing to think? The financial dominance of the PL is a bad thing but I am not sure there is much doubt that it makes other European leagues less attractive to watch in comparison. Two of the three best strikers in Russian football recently are playing for West Brom and a mostly unused substitute at Newcastle. Arguably the most creative young player in France outside of PSG was shipped out to Sunderland in January. The best striker in the league other than Zlatan would have been at Newcastle if he has agreed to go. Marseille lost most of their best players to West Ham, Aston Villa and Swansea. Porto sold their best central midfielder to Stoke. Leverkusen and Mainz lost their best strikers to play back-up at Spurs and Leicester. Pretty much everyone in Italy apart from Juve will get outbid for top players by mid-range PL clubs.
It doesn't impact the clubs at the very top but however much, idk, Liverpool vs United has declined in recent years is nothing compared to Marseille vs Lille or Samp vs Lazio. Obviously it doesn't mean you don't still get exciting matches but complaining about the league going backwards outside of the top four doesn't make any sense.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 07:14 (nine years ago)
Most of this comes down to midtable clubs suddenly being flush with TV cash and a lot of them haven't spent it particularly wisely - Stoke and West Ham are obvious exceptions but I don't think that Jeremain Lens and Yann M'Vila slumming it at relegation-threatened clubs is much indication of anything other than increased spending power.
Anyway, a lot of Leicester's goals this season have been really fucking good, like moments of magic good. I'd rather that than this internalised Rafa Stockholm syndrome nonsense about possession stats as if that means anything when you aren't winning enough games, and Leicester are.
Obviously I've mostly been watching Spurs, who have been good entertainment value pretty much all season. If you've mostly been watching United or Liverpool (up until a month or so ago) I could see how it would be a tedious, grinding experience.
I'd say the likelihood of Leicester beating a shellshocked Roma or someone next season is pretty high fwiw.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 09:30 (nine years ago)
well - possession need not equal dullness. that's kinda the nub of the issue really. why is keeping the ball so ineffective in the prem? i think man u and liverpool are top of the possession stats. i can sort of see how one-paced teams keep the ball a lot.
but in most of europe i think it'd be the team that's top of the league, and they are probably entertaining also. there was an article about it and i heard it analysed in a few places, hence why i remember.
it is an interesting difference with the premier league.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 09:55 (nine years ago)
the Prem seems to have a habit of half-arsedly trying to adapt more sophisticated tactics and getting them wrong - Arsenal's Poundland Barca-isms being the most consistently notable
I think a big part of Leicester's success this season is about adopting a relatively simple but effective tactic to deal with a lot of teams playing high line possession based football without the players to do it properly or a properly thought out rationale for doing so. Leicester aren't playing Pulisball precisely because they are attack-minded, but they attack in a way that's continuing to confound teams who've forgotten that a tactic is supposed to be used in the service of actually confounding yr opposition
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:08 (nine years ago)
I meant to add - I love possession-based football, but it only works if possession is used alongside other qualities - movement, flair, pace, variations of tempo. something about stepping out in front of yr average English crowd instantaneously dissipates most of that stuff from most players' heads.
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)
Possession based football without the benefit of a player or two who can beat an individual opponent with a move or a pass is yeah what NV said, cowardly or ignorant aping.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:16 (nine years ago)
I mean the obvious difference is that Barcelona and Bayern supplement being able to keep the ball for very long periods with having the most lethal attacking players in the world, United in particular are very good at keeping the ball and awful at actually doing anything with it. Without adequate creativity or finishing then possession only gets you so far, and it's difficult to think of a single reliably creative United player at the moment.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:16 (nine years ago)
Arsenal fans consistently moan about Ozil but he has probably created more chances than any other player who isn't Mahrez, and maybe more than him.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
they had one or two who have been crushed by successive Moyes/LVGness. RIP Mata we hardly knew ye
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:18 (nine years ago)
United in particular are very good at keeping the ball and awful at actually doing anything with it
yeah, a lot of their possession comes from teams basically letting them keep it in the knowledge they're not going to get hurt if they keep numbers in defence. they've not been stretching other teams with their possession, neither are they wearing them down, it's just been useless keeping of the ball. would see the point if they were holding on to a lead, but them trying to create a goal from that nonsense has been so terrible to watch
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:26 (nine years ago)
Plus the players who actually do have it in them to take a few risks, try and beat a man, have had it drilled into them that this is not allowed and they'll be dropped if they do it.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
i guess like "nobody has the players to play possession football" is kinda where we started from itt.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:10 (nine years ago)
Best full circle since dele alli v palace
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)
Despite all these 'wonderful players' bog standard Prem teams are siphoning off from other leagues in Europe. (xp)
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
Just saying, such-and-such is playing with so-and-so, therefore so-and-so must be good doesn't really cut it tbh.
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:53 (nine years ago)
just noticed the TITLE OF THIS THREAD
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)
Yeah I mean if these players are that good then why are they at Sunderland? And more pertinently why haven't they improved a Sunderland team that is in virtually exactly the same situation as this time last year (and the year before that, and...)
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:38 (nine years ago)
I think we all agree that the level of tactical understanding and execution in England is bewilderingly shit regardless of numerous foreign players and coaches
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
was gonna say re Matt's post sometimes players are mis-coached and mis-used
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)
Common denominator throughout- English fans? Chairmen? Media? idk.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
yeah, something nebulous like "the culture" I guess
maybe being booed every time you're not humping the ball forward has a deleterious effect on even the most tactically minded players
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Pivotal moment:
Unbeaten arsenal play utd at game #50 and everyone laughs and cheers as the poncey weak foreigners get the shit kicked out of them
To think allardyce claims he never had a crack at the top job, he p much invented latterday fergie
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Just gonna leave that there for nn in payment of him not yet walking ten mins to have a pint with me. Sorry NBS you're collateral.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
bit too close to home here.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)
i mean the last 100 posts or so.
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 3:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a marca interview with ranieri literally today:
"En Inglaterra, el fútbol es muy dinámico, hay mucha batalla y tackles. No podemos tener la posesión porque no tenemos esa calidad para abrir a los equipos que se cierran. Por eso queremos jugar siempre rápido. Somos uno de los equipos que más fallos comete en el pase, pero en uno, dos o tres toques hacemos gol."
In England football is very dynamic, there's lots of battling and tackles. We can't have possession because we don't have that quality to open up those teams that close themselves. Because of this we want to always play quickly. We are one of the teams who makes the most mistakes in passing, but in one, two or three touches we make a goal.
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)
he also goes on to explain that after several games without a clean-sheet he promised the team he'd buy them pizza if they went a game without conceding and they did
― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
he talked about the pizza thing at the time, it was a running gag for a few weeks in post-match interviews
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)
beers on the coach on the plane
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
Very good, very Arsenal goal.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 March 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
I hate 'em, and I applauded that in. Gits.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 19 March 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
it was quite beautiful
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 March 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
yeah that is lovely alright. obviously been paying attention to their cl opponents.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 19 March 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)
Going to win the league.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 March 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)
Everton have been sloppy but Arsenal look terrific.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 March 2016 13:28 (nine years ago)
Hows iwobi looking? I dont think ive seen him play yet.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 March 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
Very fast and fits into the passing game really well. Took the goal well too.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 March 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
always like to see you having fun in the Prem Sako but maybe save it for another week okay?
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 March 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)
further to what nv was saying about pizza for clean sheets i'm impressed cos ranieri started the whole thing as a reaction to leicester being unable to keep one in the first 2 months of the season. and yet i would guess that theyve got the best defensive record since the turn of the year and are grinding out one nils on the regular now [lfc,newcastle,swansea,palace]
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 March 2016 17:38 (nine years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/19/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-pre-contract
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 March 2016 08:07 (nine years ago)
sounds like Woodward alright
― Number None, Sunday, 20 March 2016 10:01 (nine years ago)
watching MOTD and that one chelsea steward really seemed to enjoy west ham's 2nd goal. sacked in the morning no doubt.
― pandemic, Sunday, 20 March 2016 11:28 (nine years ago)
Mitrovic includes pitch invader in goal celebration :D
― Laertiades (imago), Sunday, 20 March 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)
Benitez = GandalfAllardyce = Balrog
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 March 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)
As it stands, United are a point behind City and Spurs have a ten point cushion to 4th.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 March 2016 18:01 (1 week ago)
Still on fwiw.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
Dare I say it, but United looked very good in that first half. Mata playing in rashford for the goal, wouldn't it be the craziest idea to play him there more often?
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
Which of them
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
It seems a bit harsh Klopp taking it out on Benteke after the game. They lost control in midfield and were a shambles at the back once Lovren went off.
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)
Xp mata
Is demichelis always this bad?
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
Hart off on a stretcher btw
― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
...and relax.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
xp now that's what you call a hospital pass
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)
Starting to relax about finishing top 3 now.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)
what about winning the league?
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)
If we win our next two games it might be on but it's a big if
― groovypanda, Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)
Leicester now stick-on
Arsenal better run in than us
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)
Think ppl might need reminding that third would be phenomenal
(A bit of a late response, I know, but..) that was superb
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 21 March 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)
Juventus captain Gianluigi Buffon has written an open letter - to the goal he defends.The legendary ‘keeper broke the Serie A record for longest streak without conceding this weekend, managing 974 minutes before finally being beaten by a Torino penalty.Having spent 20 seasons guarding the goal of Juventus, Parma and the Italian national team, the 38-year-old reflected on his relationship with the net.“I was 12-years-old when I turned my back on you,” Buffon wrote on his official Facebook page, having started his career as a midfielder.“I denied my past to guarantee you a secure future. A choice of the heart, a choice of instinct. From the day I stopped looking at your face though, I began to love you. To protect you. To be your first and last line of defence.“I promised myself I’d do everything not to see your face, or as much as I could. Every time I did was painful, having to turn round and realise I’d let you down.“We’re always opposite and complementary, like the moon and the sun, forced to live together while never being able to touch. Teammates for life who are denied contact.“Over 25 years ago I cast my vote, I swore to protect and guard you, to shield you against your enemies.“I always thought about your wellbeing, over and above my own. Every time I turned to look at you I tried to bear your disappointed expression head-on, while always consciously feeling guilty.“I was 12 when I turned my back on the goal, and I’ll continue to do so as long as my legs, my head and my heart hold out.”
The legendary ‘keeper broke the Serie A record for longest streak without conceding this weekend, managing 974 minutes before finally being beaten by a Torino penalty.
Having spent 20 seasons guarding the goal of Juventus, Parma and the Italian national team, the 38-year-old reflected on his relationship with the net.
“I was 12-years-old when I turned my back on you,” Buffon wrote on his official Facebook page, having started his career as a midfielder.
“I denied my past to guarantee you a secure future. A choice of the heart, a choice of instinct. From the day I stopped looking at your face though, I began to love you. To protect you. To be your first and last line of defence.
“I promised myself I’d do everything not to see your face, or as much as I could. Every time I did was painful, having to turn round and realise I’d let you down.
“We’re always opposite and complementary, like the moon and the sun, forced to live together while never being able to touch. Teammates for life who are denied contact.
“Over 25 years ago I cast my vote, I swore to protect and guard you, to shield you against your enemies.
“I always thought about your wellbeing, over and above my own. Every time I turned to look at you I tried to bear your disappointed expression head-on, while always consciously feeling guilty.
“I was 12 when I turned my back on the goal, and I’ll continue to do so as long as my legs, my head and my heart hold out.”
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:02 (nine years ago)
yeah but could he write that on a wet Tuesday in Stoke?
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:04 (nine years ago)
omg
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:06 (nine years ago)
he is great
the record's got him feeling pretty poetical
“No record comes down to a single man and you can’t be number one outside of the group,” his message read. “So I’d like to thank…“Neto, for the serenity he gives our whole team every time he takes to the pitch.“Rubinho, silent and patient leader.“Chiello, because he never gives up till the end.“Caceres, for showing enthusiasm even in the hardest moments.“Alex Sandro, because seeing him dribble a defender is always a pleasure.“Barzagli: he must be cloned immediately.“Bonucci, for his charisma, holding his head high and always working in the team’s service.“Rugani, because being able to listen is a rare quality.“Stephan, who represents the legs and lungs of this Juve.“Evra. If we didn’t have him, we ought to buy him.“Khedira, always the right man in the right place.“Marchisio the only player I know whose colour is black/white.“Pogba, because he doesn’t live football, he invents it.“Hernanes, because every team needs its prophet.“Lemina, who is simply a Juve type of man.“Padoin, who does excellently wherever he’s placed.“Asamoah, whose love of football is stronger than any injury.“Sturaro, he fights, falls, gets back up and always wins.“Pereyra, because creativity is the salt of this sport.“Zaza, who was born to score from any position.“Morata, we always need him.“Cuadrado, because every time he starts running, it’s like he were saying ‘catch me if you can!’“Mandzukic, the first to attack, and the first to defend.“Dybala: if the shirt number 21 was given to him after being worn by Thuram, Zidane and Pirlo, then there’s got to be a reason.“And finally our Coach, a winner in the temple of winners!”
“Neto, for the serenity he gives our whole team every time he takes to the pitch.
“Rubinho, silent and patient leader.
“Chiello, because he never gives up till the end.
“Caceres, for showing enthusiasm even in the hardest moments.
“Alex Sandro, because seeing him dribble a defender is always a pleasure.
“Barzagli: he must be cloned immediately.
“Bonucci, for his charisma, holding his head high and always working in the team’s service.
“Rugani, because being able to listen is a rare quality.
“Stephan, who represents the legs and lungs of this Juve.
“Evra. If we didn’t have him, we ought to buy him.
“Khedira, always the right man in the right place.
“Marchisio the only player I know whose colour is black/white.
“Pogba, because he doesn’t live football, he invents it.
“Hernanes, because every team needs its prophet.
“Lemina, who is simply a Juve type of man.
“Padoin, who does excellently wherever he’s placed.
“Asamoah, whose love of football is stronger than any injury.
“Sturaro, he fights, falls, gets back up and always wins.
“Pereyra, because creativity is the salt of this sport.
“Zaza, who was born to score from any position.
“Morata, we always need him.
“Cuadrado, because every time he starts running, it’s like he were saying ‘catch me if you can!’
“Mandzukic, the first to attack, and the first to defend.
“Dybala: if the shirt number 21 was given to him after being worn by Thuram, Zidane and Pirlo, then there’s got to be a reason.
“And finally our Coach, a winner in the temple of winners!”
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)
he's like the roberto bolano of football
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)
I think the current manager of A.E Ermionida would have something to say about that
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:45 (nine years ago)
lol omg
should we poll this buffon list btw
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:47 (nine years ago)
something about "he must be cloned immediately" really does it for me
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)
the Hernanes one for me
― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:02 (nine years ago)
Couple are a bit like homeric epithets eg
Rubinho, silent and patient leader
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)
Buffon having access to cloning tech would concern me immensely.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 06:15 (nine years ago)
Calciopoli Episode II: Attack of the Clones
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 07:38 (nine years ago)
I was thinking more Boys From Brazil, tbh.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 07:44 (nine years ago)
lol u went there
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 08:06 (nine years ago)
dybala reads like a subtle zing
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 09:18 (nine years ago)
What has Pogba invented?
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 10:35 (nine years ago)
surely he just meant to indicate that he could detect the immanence within Pogba's play, football that was in a constant state of becoming
― ogmor, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 11:59 (nine years ago)
some tit on Five Live just now announcing his plans to make heartwarming Britflick The Leicester City Story
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
It is so heartwarming when these minnows with a £50m wage bill defy the odds, pure Cool Runnings material there.
― calzino, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)
i agree it is a fairytale smeared with faeces but probably not for that partic reason
have never seen anyone mention them pissing away £20m on inler benaloune and krammo tbf but i guess that's the price of doing business or something
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:49 (nine years ago)
Bad signings all get lost in the fog of success and also they pissed away a fortune in the championship!
― calzino, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)
50m wage bill does defy the odds would be the point
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)
That is what depresses me the most about it!
― calzino, Thursday, 24 March 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)
fair
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:11 (nine years ago)
― calzino, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
keep seeing variations on this take and just think, idk maybe top tier 2k10s football isn't for you
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 24 March 2016 07:16 (nine years ago)
i'm p okay with anything that steers sufficiently clear of "watch out barcelona! vardy and co are coming for you!11!"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 March 2016 08:42 (nine years ago)
"I was obviously happy, I joined a great club," Benteke said. "I thought that finally I could find stability, settle for a duration at a big club. I knew I could face difficult months but, in the long run, it would work.
"I played two full matches in a row since Klopp. I went up against Leicester, I scored, I followed up with a game and a goal against Sunderland and then we lost to West Ham and since then I have been discarded.
"Even my father was annoyed at first by my status as a reservist and told me that I can do nothing. I spoke with Eden and with Marouane, they all gave me the same answer: when a coach does not count on you, you cannot change anything.
"I am the first to say that I have not shown enough of my worth for a club like Liverpool but on the other hand, when I arrived under Brendan Rodgers I knew I would have the opportunity to show my qualities, I was worth all that money, I deserved to wear the Liverpool shirt. But now . . ."
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 March 2016 09:36 (nine years ago)
don't let the door hit you on the way out.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 March 2016 09:45 (nine years ago)
This was just one of those gloriously incomprehensible transfers from which no one other than the agent benefits. I suppose that ridiculous fee might serve Villa pretty well in the Championship but hard to believe they wouldn't be doing substantially better with him.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 24 March 2016 09:53 (nine years ago)
that ridiculous fee was immediately spaffed up the wall on a bunch of Ligue 1 "prospects" iirc. you're right though, if Benteke were still in the side I reckon we'd have at least 20 points by now.
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 24 March 2016 10:00 (nine years ago)
I think the sadly inevitable effect of Leicester, Spurs - and possibly West Ham - pushing the ultra-rich clubs out of the CL places is that UEFA change the rules (as they're already discussing), to have "wildcard" entries. A CL without both Manchester and Milan clubs, without Chelsea and Liverpool - that's not as good a "product" in global TV audience terms. I mean, God forbid Barcelona had a bit of an off season.
So, from 2018 or so, I reckon it will be partially an invitational event. Hopefully they won't forget about Everton. We're still bitter...about not being allowed to compete in 1939-40.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)
that is the biggest load of bullshit
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 24 March 2016 10:40 (nine years ago)
there is potentially that delicious irony that the self serving interests of the behemoth premier league end up becoming the guarantor of egalitarian competition
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 March 2016 11:13 (nine years ago)
Surely that was what the whole European Super League meeting was about, given that half the clubs present are unlikely to be in the CL next year. (xpost)
― Matt DC, Thursday, 24 March 2016 11:14 (nine years ago)
A future in which there are no "wet Wednesdays in Stoke". Because the elite clubs have their own closed 20-team league with global TV rights negotiated outside of UEFA, and field their reserves in the domestic leagues (if at all).
I guess the only way it could be prevented is if everyone just stopped going to the games and subscribing to the pay-TV channels. But if there's still 50 million people wearing Juve shirts in China and paying to watching the games (maybe IN China) or whatever, it probably doesn't disturb the cashflow too much.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)
the CL definitely needs reform, but there must be a fair way. the group stages of the CL are about as boring as football gets.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:10 (nine years ago)
Floodlit friendlies with Honved. Go backwards to go forwards.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:16 (nine years ago)
I'll say what I've always said again (because I'm sure UEFA are monitoring this thread in search of inspiration): make it a knockout competition from the outset, no group stages at all, but instead of drawing the teams randomly out of a hat (like for the FA Cup) seed them (like you do in Wimbledon, for example).
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:22 (nine years ago)
...or like you do in pretty much every other major knockout tournament
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)
i was genuinely confused when i heard that the CL did "random" draws for each stage of the tourney. like, "that's not how tournaments work"
http://printableteamschedules.com/images/collegebasketball/marchmadnessbracket.gif
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)
That would significantly reduce the number of games, though, which is unlikely to go down well / ever happen.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:28 (nine years ago)
I see the appeal of the knockout, but it seems like we can never go back to that, because it's not enough games (TV revenue) and there's a risk of an elite club being eliminated in the early autumn (TV revenue).
Unless someone has figures that suggest that people are shunning the likes of Astana 0-0 Atletico M in such numbers that it's a less profitable format than it was originally, I don't think the league system is going anywhere. Yes, knockout = more exciting, but if it doesn't generate the cash, who cares?
I realised this season, when I mourned the loss of CL group matches on free-to-air TV for about three minutes, that, yes, it's completely missable telly.
(Last 16 is seeded / arranged so that group winners and teams from the same nation are not drawn together, right? Also prelim rounds are seeded according to UEFA coefficient. Only the QF/SF are truly random).
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:34 (nine years ago)
RIP Johan Cruyff, btw. 68...
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)
Whaaaaat
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)
for me it's more or less fine as it is now, maybe tweak the entry a little so league winners from more nations are allowed in the group stages, otherwise UEFA and all money-grubbers stfu kthx
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:37 (nine years ago)
It's difficult to see how the CL could be improved without leveling out some of the disparities in the domestic leagues it's drawing from. You'd probably do more good with spending caps and a limit to the number of players a club can send out on loan than you would tinkering with the format. There's possibly a commercial case for saying that most of the domestic leagues are so damaged, there's no point in tethering PSG, Juve, etc, to them in perpetuity and it's hard to imagine a robust FFP regime, a massive overhaul of the transfer system, etc, happening in practice.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
let's ignore the weirdness of everything in the CL before the proper group stages
total no of games in group stage (round-robin): 96total no of games in knockout stage: 16total no of games in quarters: 8total no of games in semis: 4total no of games in final: 1TOTAL: 125
if you started with a 64-team seeded bracket like the march madness example above, and played two legs (excluding the finals) for each stage:first round: 64 gamessecond round: 32 gamessweet sixteen: 16 gamesquarters: 8 gamessemis: 4 gamesfinal: 1 gameTOTAL: 125
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)
You'd cut into the Europa League as well then.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
I literally can't think of any footballer who was cooler than Cruyff.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
I just enjoy league games a lot, changing it now feels like complaining that not enough happens in the first 25 miles of a marathon
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
so yes, more televised games in the current format because of the all the garbage early-season stuff that no one likes
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)
yeah Cruyff is a massive RIP btw
yeah for real
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
Oh no, RIP JC :((((
^^^^^^
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
Good point, gbx. Especially if we start calling it "sweet sixteen". And "dirty thirty-two".
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 24 March 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
but it seems like we can never go back to that, because it's not enough games (TV revenue)
I know there's zero chance of it being implemented, just saying it would be better.
I watched about ten minutes of a Liverpool game that happened to be on in a pub I was in and about an hour of the final - that was all the European football I bothered to watch last season. This season I assume I must have watched some of the United group stage games (I was working on Wednesdays so would have missed half of them), but I can't remember anything about them, not even who United played against.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
If it's truly seeded though I'm not sure the first round match up of Barcelona vs The New Saints of Oswestry Town & Llansantffraid is exactly TV gold either. And can't imagine Barca sending Messi, Suarez et al to make sure they get the job done.
― groovypanda, Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
http://www.espnfc.us/uefa-champions-league/story/2835835/champions-league-format-change-proposed-reports
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
reasonably cool with those changes, can't see them happening
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
Fine with CL as it is, liked the change of national champs not having to pre qualify and getting seeding advantages. Obv fuck a wildcard if you can't manage to finish top four in the prem than do me a favour with any we should have the chance to play barca or Bayern bollocks.
RIP Johan Cruyff from a generation of players where all the images I associate with them are from international rather than club football. Others would know more but did he basically invent modern Barca?
― pandemic, Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
Who could have predicted that the Benteke transfer wouldn' t work out aside from everyone in this thread that is? Approaching raheem sterling levels of incompetence in one-on-one with the keeper scenarios.
― pandemic, Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
Adam Johnson won't be able to sign for Blackpool for up to six years, though i'd imagine he'd be out by 2019.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35891143
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)
Sure sky said that he'd been stripped of his england caps which I didn't realize was a thing.
― pandemic, Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
if only we had the technology to remove all memory of them from his mind
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)
Well no one else can remember them so that's a start
― pandemic, Thursday, 24 March 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIAVTd3jVe8
― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 24 March 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)
man, cruyff :(
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/03/26/aston-villa-ready-to-part-company-with-remi-garde/
Bernstein is also turning his attention to Riley and The Sunday Telegraph can reveal that the former Manchester City chairman has been staggered by the findings from his investigation into the club’s season. As a result, Riley is on the brink of joining chief executive Tom Fox and Hendrik Almstadt, the sporting director, as the latest high-profile casualty.
Riley is responsible for organising and appointing Villa’s scouting network and it is alleged that head European scout Jon Bickers, whose main focus is players in the Bundesliga, has emigrated to Australia. Simon Ward, the regional scouting manager, is studying journalism at university although his remit is to watch players in La Liga and Portugal.
Bernstein has also been stunned to discover that other senior staff have no experience of professional football, with the only exception said to be goalkeeping scout Tony Coton, who was appointed by Garde’s predecessor Tim Sherwood.
Garde’s relationship with Riley has completely broken down and the pair are barely on speaking terms. It is also alleged that Garde was told January targets did not want to move to Villa – only for Garde then to speak to the players directly and discover they had never been contacted.
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 March 2016 08:35 (nine years ago)
Steve Hollis insists there is no ‘personal vendetta’ at the club following the exits of CEO Tom Fox and sporting director Hendrik Almstadt.
The Aston Villa chairman said that the duo were not part of the ‘new model’ which is why they departed, however that might not necessarily be the case for director of recruitment Paddy Riley.
“Under the new model where we’re going to put much more focus from the board with football gurus such as David Bernstein, Brian Little and Mervyn King, we’re going to put much more focus around building football gravitas from the board into the footballing side of the business.”
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 March 2016 08:40 (nine years ago)
i hope some of our fans read this shit occasionally
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 March 2016 10:53 (nine years ago)
chin up m8 there's always lj
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 March 2016 11:24 (nine years ago)
9th March - Sunderland sign defender Eboue
32 minutes ago - Emmanuel Eboue: Sunderland set to terminate defender's contract
― Matt DC, Thursday, 31 March 2016 10:25 (nine years ago)
Just imagine doing PR for Sunderland.
Eboue was jokes
― Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 31 March 2016 10:39 (nine years ago)
I am not sure he has played a professional match for the best part of two years.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 March 2016 11:12 (nine years ago)
Ferguson said: “He’s given nine young players their debut – I think the future is good. Rashford is an example of what I think is Manchester United. They are the one club in England who will always identify a Rashford and give a young kid a chance – there is no better club in England at giving young kids a chance. Rashford is a sensation and one of the best in years.”
If you identify a Rashford, see your GP.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 March 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
I gotta a Rashford
― Number None, Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:28 (nine years ago)
Such a shame that the likes of Alli, Dier, Stones, Sterling et al have to watch frustrated from the sidelines dreaming of what could have been if only they were at United.
― groovypanda, Friday, 1 April 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)
How does Fergie backing Van Gaal play out? Just radge hatred of Mourinho? Covert Giggs in strategy?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 April 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
best free kick taker in the world right now?
https://streamable.com/0qrg
― Number None, Saturday, 2 April 2016 14:50 (nine years ago)
some quality goals today in general
https://streamable.com/pu4g
https://streamable.com/fy18
― Number None, Saturday, 2 April 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)
Payet free kick is sick
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)
did this during the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44WV8RE9QbM
― Number None, Saturday, 2 April 2016 15:07 (nine years ago)
Woof
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 15:22 (nine years ago)
Terribly sloppy from both teams. Liverpool much sharper when in with a chance.
Kane looks wrecked. Ali looks wrecked. Son looks shit.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)
what a fucking goal
― Number None, Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)
Nonsense I mean how does he make professional defenders look like that
I mean I've seen harry kane lads I must tell ye harry Kane isn't very good
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)
― brume escape (Blandford Forum), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Woah, they dug that out of nothing
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Ref has let two pretty bad challenges on rose go now
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)
Good game fair result
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― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)
The last month or so of Kane goals have been absolutely insane.
The game and the result themselves were ehh. Predicting Leicester to drop points tomorrow and bring Arsenal back into the race, leading to the least romantic season end of all time.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 2 April 2016 22:33 (nine years ago)
Nah, the least romantic end would be if these doping rumours were true. Fuck you Local Garda ffs
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 2 April 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
The fucks wrong with you now.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 April 2016 08:15 (nine years ago)
lol simply recalling my resistance to LG starting a doping conversation a few weeks back and now some doctor is flinging the gate open
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 08:23 (nine years ago)
Antipathy to small town establishment figures seems v lower orders of u imo
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 April 2016 09:23 (nine years ago)
Just keeping the peace and exploring all possible lines of inquiry.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 April 2016 09:53 (nine years ago)
Arsenal, Chelsea and, you guessed it, Leicester are teams mentioned.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
Did I see spurs also?
One guy vs everyone else is a bit dodge but we'll see.
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
Did everyone at Chelsea stop doping at once or something?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)
Yeah, don't think there's much to this story tbh.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)
idk, Strictly Come Dancing's credibility is in tatters now
― Number None, Sunday, 3 April 2016 13:28 (nine years ago)
Could be good for a laugh if it turns out to be EBJT or TWP though.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Sunday, 3 April 2016 13:42 (nine years ago)
if it's Rooney then he needs a different doctor
― Number None, Sunday, 3 April 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
Anyway fuck all that, Leicester have almost got this now
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)
3 wins from their last 6 should be good enough. Can't see Spurs or Arsenal running the table.
― pandemic, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:44 (nine years ago)
The good doc is our last hope now.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:51 (nine years ago)
Fuck a romanticism - its usually all been suicide pacts etc.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
Perhaps he could put old Arsene to sleep, it's the kindest thing and he won't suffer.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)
(xp)
Sure most of the 'fans' would agree.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
Yeah nothing like euthanising a healthy man who has made me love football countless times. Would prefer the guillotine tho, more french innit
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
congrats to the one dipshit Leicester fan who actually bought a CHAMPIONS scarf for her consequent appearance on MOTD's camera at the end of the game
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 April 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
Antonio Cunte
― Number None, Monday, 4 April 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)
this is pretty otm, even if the bonar thing seems a bit dubious: http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/ken-early-soccer-just-doesn-t-want-to-know-about-doping-1.2597155
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 13:00 (nine years ago)
Over the weekend, the Sunday Times reported that a doctor who prescribed performance-enhancing drugs for athletes claimed to have worked with footballers from clubs including Leicester City.
On Sunday afternoon, Leicester beat Southampton to go seven points clear at the top of the Premier League. On the same day last year, Leicester were seven points adrift of safety at the bottom of the table. In that calendar year, Leicester have taken 91 league points – 18 more than the next best teams, Arsenal and Tottenham.
did the doctor not also name Arsenal and Spurs as clubs whose players he's treated? because this opening gambit sort of overlooks that.
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)
until we have proof this sort of shit can diaf
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)
and without proof it feels like a sort of masonic conspiracy against the upstart
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)
diaf = gtf?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
yeah until we have proof we can be sure there's no doping in football, from anyone.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
please don't be disingenuous
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)
there are probably individual footballers doping = almost certainthere are teams running systematic doping programmes = reasonably unlikelyLeicester City are top of the league because of a systematic doping programme = "big club" fans crying into their prawn sandwiches
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
^this
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
Now now, this has nothing to do with Scottish referees.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
i'm not being disingenuous. what's disingenuous is a board where half the people whinge about boring football for a decade, self-flagellate the prem for its dire style of play, have long threads discussing england's failure and how wrong they've got it, constantly mock the shitness of the premier league, then roundly celebrate the worst quality champion the prem has ever had.
nobody has said it's a systematic doping programme.
i'm reminded a lot of michelle smith - the irish swimmer and her fairytale three golds and a bronze. there were a lot of allegations of doping, nothing proven, but some people acted like it was a heinous crime to ruin the joyous moment by even suggesting drugs could be involved.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:02 (nine years ago)
Leicester aren't a poor quality team. They play direct football but some of their forward interplay is magnificent. England should have played more like them for the last 20 years.
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
most of us don't think Leicester are as shit as you do and most people who support clubs outside of the usual top 6 fodder think this is hilariously karmic as much as anything
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)
It would surely be very easy to test every squad player in the league for banned substances? I suspect the reason they haven't (beyond the routine) is that they're terrified at the prospect of what they might find?
― Matt DC, Monday, 4 April 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)
i'm not misty-eyed with romance, but i'm excited and amused by an achievement that looked near impossible for anybody bar 3 or 4 teams as recently as 6 months ago. and as i've said before i don't see much mystical about how it's happened, except for what may be good luck with injuries or may turn out to be a wicked subversion of the corinthian spirit that no other Prem team would countenance
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:11 (nine years ago)
think they only test 2 or 3 players per club, at least according to richie sadlier.
it's a p weird situation if a player or more than one player was independently doping, as far as how the league would react goes.
as for group doping, it seems unlikely that it could be done without someone blowing the whistle, but i do wonder if would be possible to create a situation where a team was doping as part of what they players thought was a legit medical programme.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:12 (nine years ago)
there was a recent stat in Scotland that only 8 doping tests had been done on Scottish premiership players in the previous 9 months. i wonder how much more stringent the epl regime is (guessing that while insufficient it's won't be as lax).
doping in pro-sports is obv widerife, but sadly there's the fact that the administrators of the sports have as much to lose from doping coming to light as anyone else.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
there are teams running systematic doping programmes = reasonably unlikely
I don't think it's *that* unlikely. Didn't Juventus get busted for this?
Agree with the first part, but don't know why you would think anyone who supports a club from "the usual top 6 fodder" would not want Leicester to win. Obviously Spurs fans would rather Spurs won the league than Leicester, but I'm pretty sure they'd much rather Leicester won it than Arsenal. Similarly Arsenal in terms of Spurs. And I doubt there are many Man Utd fans out there thinking it will be a sad day for English football if Leicester win and who would rather see City or Chelsea up there instead.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
Juventus are one of the few teams that we can actually point to and say that they doped and that it was not just one or two players. there was hard evidence in Italian courts - their doctor was literally jailed for providing juve players with epo.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
and juventus were thought to just be the worst offenders in serie a at the time, not the only ones.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)
the leicester thing is more irritating than anyone else winning! far more so. every time i see "chat shit get banged" or "jamie vardy's having a party" or fucking gary lineker somehow even more smug than usual, i mean sure i should just take it at face value and not be irritated by the reaction to it, but being irritated by the reaction to things is a central tenet of this board's belief system.
and next season it'll be all "barcelona never met jamie vardy!!11!" etc etc etc. it's the cause of the most dire punditry.
xpost https://twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/status/704448480849367040
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
sorry i forgot, you have to type it "jamie vardeh"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
apart from Lineker there's a gritted teeth trying to feign enjoyment to a lot of the punditry, the butthurt beneath the surface is pretty palpable as far as i'm concerned
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
also if the quality of sports punditry was going to dictate how much i enjoyed the outcomes then i'd've given up watching sport decades ago i guess
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
oh come on, they're not gritting teeth, they fucking LOVE it. it's the most banal and all-encompassing glee i've ever seen.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)
i'm sure Leicester fans are plenty used to being relentlessly patronised by football pundits, like most of us are. easier to ignore it from the top of the league tho.
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
Even if a couple of players from a Leicester/Arsenal/Spurs are doping I don't see how that would improve the performance of an entire team for a consistent season. Arsenal have actually served up the usual shit at the turn of the year. All of this doesn't explain the awfulness of Man City/Utd/Chelsea so er yeah
Dr de Marèes: “Doping will always be found in sports where you can earn lots of money. But in football it’s like they don’t want to have it. Maybe they’re looking at the wrong parameters. Maybe they’re looking at the wrong time. Or . . . maybe the players are clean. I don’t know.
idk.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)
I'd think doping is less effective in football than more purely athletic sports, you'd just end up with a team of kyle walkers
― ogmor, Monday, 4 April 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
uh doping is effective in any sport. ffs baseball had the worst doping scandal ever and it's not exactly what you think of when you think of a sport with "pure athleticism"
an edge is an edge. you can take PEDs for chess
― yellow despackling power (Will M.), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
football has a huge athletic component, crucially it involves a large degree or endurance with players often running more than 10km a game, with a decent amount of that running done in high intensity sprints. many teams whose fitness isn't so great noticeably fade at the end of games. epo would really help them.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
epo also helps in recovery time. when youre playing Thursday night in the Europa league then Monday night in the prem an advantage in recovery would be invaluable.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
sorry last of the posts that are all on the same exact subject: one of the reasons barca were accused - apart from their connection to dodgy doc and pep guardiola's (admittedly quashed) ped charge during his playing career - was that they would be harrying opponents for 90 minutes, well after the opponents had died on their arses.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
I'm not disagreeing with any of that, unless anyone is saying that doping is equally useful for any sport
― ogmor, Monday, 4 April 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
I reckon Everton are necking Bakewell tarts and fistful of Jelly Bellies at half-time. Explains the sugar crash at 81min.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 4 April 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)
We've already run through how doping limits the injuries and what not.
Barca are great at keeping possession but yes if it is true then that's a candidate for organised doping - in which case it will either come out in a few years or it will remain as 9/11 type conspiracy.
I would've thought there would have been something coming out already - Armstrong-level investigation and journalistic harrassment before someone cracked.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)
This all reminds me of someone I knew years ago who kept going on about doping in a lot of competitions he saw in lots of sports (this is when perhaps athetics and cycling were the only sports where you'd question loudly what you were watching as there were enough scandals). At one point I just said "why do watch this stuff?" Managed to keep him quiet for a couple of days. Of course it was mostly for attention. You'd question anyone's sanity to keep watching something that was rigged like this.
But of course it is a real issue and will probaly kill athletics etc.
Probably for a sep thread.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)
But there's doping in all sports though (certainly rugby at lower levels with steroid abuse) and even snooker players have been caught.
― groovypanda, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:49 Bookmark
now regret not doing a hard hitting convoluted hot take about "football's mood of passive denial" re this unfounded possibility
― r|t|c, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
yeah until we have proof we can be sure there's no occult rituals in football, from anyone.
there were a lot of allegations of sacrificial offerings, nothing proven, but some people acted like it was a heinous crime to ruin the joyous moment by even suggesting ranieri was drinking the blood of local children nightly.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 17:02 Bookmark
― r|t|c, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:07 (nine years ago)
say tinkerman five times
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)
roberto martinez has senn brendan rodgers delusional mutterings and raised him this season imo
what baines said - “I just don’t feel as though the chemistry is quite there with the team on the pitch at the moment, and it hasn’t been for a while.”
according to martinez what he meant was -“What he intended to say is that when you’re not getting the results you lose confidence so a ball that could go in hits the crossbar and it goes out.At the other end, a half chance ends up in the back of the net."
he then goes on to claim that 15 or 16 of the squad have had very impressive campaigns in some cases the best of their careers so far.
god help everton if they actually start playing poorly.
― pandemic, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
senn seen
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 9 April 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 9 April 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
the wasteman cometh
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 April 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsTskih7_I
― r|t|c, Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:01 (nine years ago)
"I would (take him) yes. He's my type of centre-forward. He looks really mobile, he's chased one down the line with Koscielny, who's quite quick and he's actually beat him in a foot race.
"The big man is really up for it and he's been magnificent. He need to be careful with his disciplinary side he doesn't want to spoil his day with a second yellow card but he has been tremendous.
"With 10 minutes to go in an England game, he could be an option for Roy Hodgson."
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
whatd I say
whatd I always say
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)
would have been more satisfying if they'd lost, but arsenal slipping enough there to maybe finally rule them out. maybe. if spurs and leicester both win tomorrow.
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
Arsenal fail to deal with lumpen ape is not really news fwiw.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36006158
Mourinho turns down the chance to manage Syria. The former Chelsea man will not long have mulled the offer to take up the Syrian hotseat.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:07 (nine years ago)
Holding out for the Presidency.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:13 (nine years ago)
Boom
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)
think that might be the perfect leicester goal
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 10 April 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
only caught the replay but what was sunderland thinking leaving just two back with vardy lying so deep
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 10 April 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)
Fabulous miss from Rodwell.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 April 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
^
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 10 April 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
The run is over
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 10 April 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
What happened to the turgid boring negative United? Why couldn't we have got that one today?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
how the fuck did he miss that
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
aw man
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
Van Gaal always looks constipated
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Sunday, April 10, 2016 11:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ahh here they are
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)
Martin Tyler's "Toby or not Toby" was a real low point.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
He should have gone with Alderweireld's a stage.
i believe in origi
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
with 6th or 7th looking likely it's fitting at this time to predict a real push for the title/4th place next season
https://twitter.com/LiverpoolGifs/status/719198919616512003
serious torres vibe from that
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
accidental torres
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
Martial is doing his best to screw up on every possession
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
having missed a lot of this season, is this Man U's typical strategy? to basically just try and force as many setpieces as possible and try to score from them rather than open play?
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
well we don't actually score from any set pieces
could still be the strategy though
― Number None, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)
man that was a sick possession by Martial, bummer ti didn't result in a goal
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
very good
doesn't sound like I'm missing much, feels like the season is settling early
― ogmor, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
I'm assuming the decision to play Ashley Young at CF is entirely based on the possibility of nicking a dodgy penalty. Or LVG's putting Martial in his place.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
playing Young as a striker might be my favourite van Gaal move ever. He must be taking the piss at this stage
― Number None, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Tottenham were much more precise with their decisions in the first half - sloppy as hell this half.
still feel like they've made more of their possessions than MU tho. that Martial shot was their first shot on goal!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
That's standard. We average about one shot on target a half
― Number None, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
omg that was beautiful
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:57 (nine years ago)
Toby!
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
Wonderful ball.
are you kidding me
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
that was fantastic
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
lolololol
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
ahahahahahahaahahahaha
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)
are you shitting me
Best season ever.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)
sales of LvG toilet paper are surging, buy buy buy
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)
was trying to log in to post some inane platitude when that last one went in
fuuuuuuuuuck
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)
let's not all lol at once
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)
what an incompetent prick this man is
fuck him and fuck Ed Woodward
― Number None, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
man this one unraveled fast
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
Memphis you would not have won that fight
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
Pretty sure Poch went to the toilet and missed the third goal.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
Great how unworried I was throughout that at nil-nil and how confident I was of hitting them on the break after scoring. Although watching us hasn't the edge it used to but come come mustn't grumble.
Also step back on alderweirelds a stage the cheek of it
Tell u what trev that ref went soft enough even on a fallen utd imo, once the EPL is bought it stays bought give them that. Booking walker bad enough, the decision to book Ali at the end was a shocker imo
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)
Some of those stupid dropped points at the start of the season and the more recent loss to fucking Newcastle are going to be a real pisser come the end of the season.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 April 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)
Ah God youd go through life a miserable spurs fan if u hung yr happiness on the league title
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)
At the start of the season Kane was really knackered and we hadn't worked Alli into the team properly - if anything Poch should've just thrown him in from day one, but easy to say that in hindsight. Eriksen's early injury cost us as well. So mostly squad building/developing issues really, although I don't think anyone at the club predicted we'd be in this situation in April.
The Newcastle result is the real pisser. Proper Spurs result that.
If Leicester bungle a couple of games we might still win the league on goal difference but for now I'm just enjoying the ride. If nothing else Champions League must be secured by now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
Leicester shd beat Swansea and Everton without breaking too much sweat, then any 1 from the other 3 will do looking at Man U here
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
and there's the kiss of death for you right there, remember to thank me
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
Van Gaal is resorting to still-a-big-clubbism BTW.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
Given that somewhat incredible (for Spurs anyway) goal difference we have, the annoying thing is just one more point would make a huge difference to the pressure on Leicester if they were to lose a match and we win. Think seven is insurmountable at this stage of the season but runners up would still be pretty great (and nice that it's to Leicester and not Arsenal or Chelsea).
You'd also hope with CL football next season players/manager will want to stay and hopefully can also attract a couple of tidy signings to strengthen over the Summer.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)
Keep seeing people (Sheringham is the latest) saying Kane would be mad to pass up the chance to move to Old Trafford that seem to be based entirely on the United are still a big club mentality.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
terrible capitulation from united today. they've not been great all season but that was basically the bottom finally giving way on the whole paper bag full of shit. great tactical innovation from lvg though - play your wingers (lingard, young) down the middle and your central attacking players (mata, martial) on the wings. that way the wingers can cross the ball OUT to the flanks where where your strikers will have a lot more space. dunno why no-one ever tried this before.
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)
My God sherwood looks a blowsy old whore in that light and in that top
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Sunday, April 10, 2016 5:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Matt DC, Sunday, April 10, 2016 5:20 PM (5 hours ago)
:-) v good
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)
No, the strategy is to play everyone out of position and have 100% possession while taking zero risks. The perfect game is a 0-0 with no shots from either side. Oh, and to take off one or two full backs and replace them with other full backs around the hour mark.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)
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― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:32 (nine years ago)
srsly
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:35 (nine years ago)
tbf with Sherwood pronouncing it youd never get there
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
it is and it's p lol because it's the only significant Spurs result of that nature in the last... two years?
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)
I just shouted at the telly when Sherwood started pretending he ever rated Lamela. And then laughed at his sheepish reaction to the Villa thing.
I can only assume that Van Gaal was on some Tesco Value Total Football bullshit with the Ashley Young thing. Even then if you're going to do that then use players who came up through the Barca or Ajax academy and not a player who spent his formative years under Martin O'Neill.
There's no way in hell that Leicester fail to beat Swansea and Everton. Or United for that matter. They've won it.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:47 (nine years ago)
Yeah I gave it up at the arsenal 2-2 and all I want now is to stroll to second and start signing the long term contracts and a few quality reinforcements
Just can't knock leicesters no-fuss no-frills pointsgetting, doesn't sting one bit
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)
the poor sod of a Villa fan on MOTD2 just now seemed to have a really broad Aussie meets really broad Brummie accent. it's kind of the worst thing I've ever heard
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 April 2016 23:29 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4m4XJk3.jpg
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)
feel some type of way when anyone who isn't us does one of those tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 09:25 (nine years ago)
But whereas Lineker had an almost entirely controversy-free career, Vardy was caught on camera at a casino last summer making racial slurs. How does Lineker, who has spent time backing anti-racist groups such as Show Racism the Red Card, square this with his celebration of Vardy’s football skills?
“Well,” he says, a little cautiously. “People make mistakes. They say stupid things. He did it and he apologised.”
Can you really write a racist remark off as a mistake, though?
“I think it depends on how you say it, and where you say it,” he says. “But I know footballers, and they are generally really not racist at all. I’ve heard things said on football pitches that players clearly don’t mean, whether it’s racism or just an abusive comment in the heat of the moment.”
He exhales and searches for the right words. “Fundamentally, footballers don’t look around a dressing room and think: ‘He’s a black player ... he’s Japanese.’ They don’t think like that. They think: ‘He’s a good player, he can help, he’s not very good.’ I’m not trying to defend anyone’s actions,” he adds, “but there are going to be isolated incidents because it’s an emotive, passionate sport.”
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 09:37 (nine years ago)
*seethes at Dulwich Hamlet fans' second club*
Lineker not completely right and not completely wrong there
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:06 (nine years ago)
'Claudio Ranieri, who likes to celebrate each victory by taking his team out for a pizza'
'Leicester City mean as much to Gary Lineker as it’s possible for a football club to mean to anyone'
― Blandford Forum, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:14 (nine years ago)
Vardy wasn't on a pitch when he made those comments and either way that kind of equivocating only serves to give racist attitudes a pass.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:21 (nine years ago)
imagine lineker's entire short spell at grampus 8 was just him spouting an incessant torrent of foul bigotry to gee up the lads
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)
still, all his putrid sin will be washed away if he does motd in his underwear
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:52 (nine years ago)
“but there are going to be isolated incidents because it’s an emotive, passionate sport.”
Tense night at the roulette wheel then?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 11:50 (nine years ago)
Also until this week I totally didn't realise that Ranieri actually made them MAKE the pizza first.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
it was clearly a case of "chat shit got banged" - protected by banter laws
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 13:01 (nine years ago)
“Fundamentally, footballers don’t look around a dressing room and think: ‘He’s a black player ... he’s Japanese.’ They don’t think like that.
Sure they don't..
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
would be fairly unusual if someone's internal monologue simply said "he's a black player" or "he's japanese"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
he's a tall man
― Blandford Forum, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
he's sad
he's a mixed-race physiotherapist
"he is the manager"
"he is another man"
"he is a defence man"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)
I are footballer
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Jamie Vardy, Riyad Mahrez and N’Golo Kanté have all been recognised for their role in Leicester City’s Premier League title charge by being named on the shortlist for the PFA Players’ Player of the Year.
The Foxes trio make up half of the six-man shortlist for the award, which is voted for by their peers, with Tottenham’s 22-goal striker Harry Kane, Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil and West Ham’s Dimitri Payet the other names in the frame to succeed 2015 winner Eden Hazard.
Kane is also in contention to retain the Young Player of the Year award he won 12 months ago and he features on a six-player shortlist alongside Spurs team-mate Dele Alli, Everton duo Romelu Lukaku and Ross Barkley, Stoke’s Jack Butland and Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho.
Coutinho must be a heckuva nice guy or something
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
Barkley?!
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
Eriksen still qualifies for that stupid award btw
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)
Kanté to win the main event obv
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
Alli so obviously winning the Young Player award that they just pulled the other 5 noms out of a hat
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
Kind of amazed that Lukaku still qualifies for that award.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)
Coutinho has had a good season.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)
xp. I remember when Milner won it. He was 24 and had been playing in the prem for 8 years.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)
has he fuck. Officially the most wasteful player in the league iirc. Scores a nice long ranger every ten games or so and Liverpool fans start touting him as the best player in the league. Fewer assists than Milner, Firmino, Hoolahan, Albrighton, Tadic, Matt Ritchie, etc, etc
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
Are you implying Liverpool fans lack objectivity?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:05 (nine years ago)
I have literally never heard a Liverpool fan make that claim about Coutinho.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)
Rashford has the magic imo
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
Marcus Rashford is the best player in the league
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
I'm irrationally angry at the way Van Gaal drinks his bottled water
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
LVG should bow down and kiss this kid's feet on a daily basis
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
number none wrong unsurprisingly, still you beat us to depay so good luck.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
still waiting for that Barcelona bid
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)
best thing about rashford is that he's gonna januszaj at the altar of the fat cunt
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:04 (nine years ago)
if Mourinho comes in he'll never be seen again
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)
enjoying the transformation of man u fans into embittered ranters. welcome.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)
perhaps next year will be your year.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)
I've always thought Coutinho was overrated ftr. I'm not denying he has talent but he's a flake basically
the bitterness charge might hold some water if Liverpool had actually had a better season than Utd but somehow they've been worse
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)
dunno, i'd expect worse given man u spent about 300 billion in recent years.
i think coutinho is a little hit and miss, but i think most people acknowledge that. he can be brilliant though. he's probably liverpool's best player and the one whose exit i fear/expect. firmino is far flakier than little phil.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:33 (nine years ago)
feel like firmino has been more consistent in 2016 though, yeah?
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)
If you're going by talent I'd argue Sturridge
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)
need to do some separate awards for defenders
― nxd, Thursday, 14 April 2016 09:22 (nine years ago)
Bit superfluous in the Prem
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 April 2016 10:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/13/well-done-hes-13-revisiting-michael-owens-soccer-skills/
timeless
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 April 2016 11:23 (nine years ago)
― nxd, Thursday, 14 April 2016 10:22 Bookmark
yeah seems it's not just ilf unappreciative of toby all the worlds
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 April 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
Christ I mean the showboating is bad enough without the creepy hysterical laughter
Don't get how he thinks Rooney is telegenic enough to be 'that' pundit
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 14 April 2016 11:38 (nine years ago)
Barkley has had a relatively poor season but he's the sort of homegrown player that we must be constantly reminded is a "top, top talent" and "a bit special" and "England's future", or the magic will go away and before you know it, he's Jack Rodwell or Dan Gosling.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 14 April 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
barkley is legit but atm seems to simultaneously require more freedom and more discipline than he'll ever be realistically given
tbf not alone at everton this season in basically having to manage his own development and failing (see stones)
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 April 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)
Alderweireld has legit been the best CB in the league this year but most of the team-of-the-year compilers seem to be going "fuck it, just stick the Leicester back four in there, plus I dunno Smalling at RB".
― Matt DC, Thursday, 14 April 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
souness put ivanovic there
― nxd, Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
probs been bellerín tbf
Ivanovic!!
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 14 April 2016 15:13 (nine years ago)
The guy who literally spent the first half of the season causing Chelsea fans to wonder if an impostor was on the field
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 14 April 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)
bizarrely, I think Smalling might be the only Utd squad member not to play at RB this season
― Number None, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
is phil jones still alive btw?
― pandemic, Friday, 15 April 2016 09:19 (nine years ago)
wasn't aware of the jonas tribunal case until today. way to keep it classy newcastle.
― pandemic, Friday, 15 April 2016 10:23 (nine years ago)
given Mr Ashley's record as an employer Gutierrez has got off lightly
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)
Gutierrez's barrister Martin Budworth said: "The tribunal has made it clear that a Premier League football club owes the same duties to a disabled person as any other employer."
is there any more detailed form of the verdict? cos i find it quite hard to unpick how a club can be culpable for not picking a player. like they were still paying him and employing him, and as shitty as it is, how is this different from if he'd broken his leg and came back after a year and the manager or the club decided "nah", and callously discarded him? like what's the minimum they should have done in this situation to not incur the penalty of the court?
it seems a p wild emotive precedent.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
i thought they deliberately didnt pick him when he was healthy so that he wouldnt collect the number of appearances he required to automatically trigger a contact extension
― pandemic, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)
and the judge didnt seem to find pardew et als testimony to be credible
― pandemic, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
yeah that is reported everywhere. but i'm kinda unsure how that directly is discrimination. like couldn't they just say "we no longer wanted this player" same as any other player.
is it that they were deciding he was likely to have cancer again or something, and hence didn't want to keep him? i can see how that'd be discriminatory. it's been really badly reported.
xpost like i don't get the pardew stuff at all...
Pardew said he was "really upset for Gutierrez" when he heard the player had been diagnosed with testicular cancer in October 2013, but told him he was still unlikely to feature in the first team in December of that year.
Gutierrez, now at Spanish side Deportivo La Coruna, claims this was because of his cancer diagnosis and because they considered him to be a "liability".
"I respected Jonas as a professional and I felt the fairest approach was to be honest with him," said Pardew. "This was purely a footballing decision.
"It is personally upsetting to me that Jonas appears to think otherwise.
that's from bbc. so bbc says pardew heard jonas had cancer, then said "well, although i'm upset for you, and you'll be expecting to now feature in the first team in december, even this news of your cancer hasn't convinced me i should put you in"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 11:56 (nine years ago)
yeah i can't really understand how newcastle lost this case either. seems basically like they were punished purely cos management couldn't relate true legally justifiable events without sounding shifty lol. maybe they should countersue for knobhead discrimination
― r|t|c, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:40 (nine years ago)
would you trust this man?
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03344/PARDEW_FINAL_CROP_3344154b.jpg
― Number None, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36044285
better summary of the evidence/arguments, decision doesn't look outrageous
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)
"It was in essence more difficult for the claimant to achieve the required number of games because in the periods of time that he was not absent for treatment or rehabilitation he had to be more frequently selected as a proportion of the total number of games available than his non disabled counterparts. We conclude that this was a substantial (more than minor or trivial) disadvantage."
still don't get this bit. why does he have a right to have his contract renewed because of a clause in it which says it's renewed if xyz thing happens. if that's the case then surely the clause is discriminatory and contracts are discriminatory. again, still don't see how this is different from a club going "this guy's lost his pace" or "his leg is knackered, we need rid of him" or the endless other cruel decisions made about professional athletes almost every day.
but i dunno, i still am curious as to what the court thinks the club should have done in this situation. it sounds like they're saying any situation in which they didn't play him is discriminatory. i think the "because of the cancer" part is almost impossible to prove.
like why would the club choose not to play him if they believed he was the best player - are we supposed to believe they thought "we don't want someone with cancer representing our club, it's got a bad image" - rather than "jonas is finished, don't play him".
if it was the latter isn't that a football decision, how can it not be a football decision, like surely they took a look at him and thought, rightly or wrongly, that they didn't want him.
again - if i break my leg and i come back and a club drops me cos the manager decides i can't hack it anymore, and drops me, can i sue? doesn't that happen all the time?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)
If Jonas was really match-fit when he came back (and he'd been a regular starter before that), then that does seem discriminatory to me. It's not like Newcastle were a finely-tuned machine by the time he'd recovered.
― Matt DC, Friday, 15 April 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
but like if he was, then why wouldn't they have just played him?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:53 (nine years ago)
A broken leg wouldn't qualify as a disability under the Equality Act. Got some other thoughts but I'm about to lose signal so brb
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
The standard here is balance of probabilities btw, not beyond reasonable doubt
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
yeah btw i am not trying to denigrate disability law - i just can't quite extract the decision.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
well i'm not a lawyer but i work a lot with the Equality Act, so my read on it is roughly: cancer is almost always going to qualify as a disability, the legal definition is a condition with a substantial impact on somebody's life that lasts a minimum of 12 months. given that Gutierrez was disabled under the Act, the club had a responsibility to make reasonable adjustments to ensure his status as a disabled person didn't lead to him being treated unfavourably compared to his colleagues. the matches he missed thru treatment/illness affected his ability to meet the terms of his contract extension clause - compared to non-disabled colleagues with a similar clause. the finding is that the club shd have adjusted the terms of the clause, presumably by lowering the "games played" requirement or giving him a longer time-frame to meet the target
add to that the evidence which the tribunal decided pointed to a decision at the business level to ensure he didn't play the required number of games, and there's the discrimination.
it's overturnable, of course, and another tribunal might weigh the evidence differently, but i think on balance of probabilities it's not ridiculous to assume they discriminated against him because of his disability
whether this gets overturned and forgotten about, or whether it has an impact on the kinds of clauses players are offered in future, well i don't know
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)
it is a p weird clause, in this context.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
yeah i think if this decision stands the extension clause is likely to be looked at differently in future contracts.
some people might argue the classy thing to've done wd've been to let him gain the extension whether they intended to continue playing him or not - ultimately it's about money, not whether he had a right to play
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
Rashford >>>> Coutinho
― Number None, Saturday, 16 April 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
give it a rest
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 16 April 2016 15:17 (nine years ago)
Guzan yelling at his Aston Villa teammates looks a lot like him yelling at his Team USA teammates.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 16 April 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)
I will never rest
(we're beating Villa one nil. I can assure you I have no illusions about the abilities of this team)
― Number None, Saturday, 16 April 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)
omg at Aston Villa hitting the post
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 16 April 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
So long Villa
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)
Well done, they're 13.
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 April 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)
Wow Lee hendrie looks rough and I don't want to be harsh I know he's had problems but I'd not seen him since he was 17 or w/e
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 April 2016 18:12 (nine years ago)
How long has Nasri's hair been like that? He looks like something you jump on in Super Mario Bros.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 April 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)
he seems to have gotten new teeth at some point too
― Number None, Saturday, 16 April 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
i admire him. u can't say he isn't totally owning the lesbo jibe
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 April 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)
wonder if pep will bother with him. i mean yeah he's a cunt but five years of it taking precedence over being an excellent player almost seems excessive as football goes
― r|t|c, Saturday, 16 April 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
leicester are kind of awesome tbh
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
schmeichel -> mahrez -> kante -> vardy - maybe THAT'S the quintessential Leicester goal
yup
― Number None, Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
boring cheating doping jammy cunts
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
that goal unfurled so fast I thought NBC Sports had something wrong with the speed of its playback
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
i was reading that kante drives a mini apparently. that is cuteness even i struggle to begrudge
― r|t|c, Sunday, 17 April 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)
srsly thought this was probably the hardest of Leicester's last 5
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
condition of taxpayer subsidy that west ham threw this for the national bantz
― r|t|c, Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
except for viewers in Scotland, who have their own bantz
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:40 (nine years ago)
I'm sayin' nuttin'
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:40 (nine years ago)
wooooooooooow
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:43 (nine years ago)
what a dumb simulation
referee at Leicester didn't get the memo
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)
called that
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:44 (nine years ago)
have they got a steroid that ends suspensions yet?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
No pizza for Jamie tonight.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:50 (nine years ago)
Phil McNultyBBC Sport chief football writer at The King Power StadiumPosted at 14:51Leicester City's fans are furious about referee Jon Moss's decision to give Jamie Vardy a second yellow card for diving - but in my opinion it was fully justified as that was so theatrical as he chased with Angelo Ogbonna.West Ham have real chances here now. What a twist.
BBC Sport chief football writer at The King Power StadiumPosted at 14:51
Leicester City's fans are furious about referee Jon Moss's decision to give Jamie Vardy a second yellow card for diving - but in my opinion it was fully justified as that was so theatrical as he chased with Angelo Ogbonna.
West Ham have real chances here now. What a twist.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
lol West Ham
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
the ball was injected w/ steroids
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
that was a v Keystone Kops sequence in the box there
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)
could've sworn Carroll wd miss that
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
oh god that is deflating
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
welp Tottenham fans, you got some ground you can make up today
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)
they don't play til tomorrow night
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
right w/e u know what i mean
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
Leicester didn't deserve to win today anyway
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)
ohhhhhh man that no-call
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
lol that wasn't a penalty
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
make up call?
lol this ref really likes seeing his name in the papers
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
God that was more of an MLS like finish
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Drama
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
CHANCE FOR ASRENAL TO MAKE UP GROUND
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
I feel like the Leicester backlash has started already. I even wanted to see them get beat today
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 17 April 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)
well maybe just to make things interested rather than any other reason
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 17 April 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
*interesting
^^everything that's wrong with people. Even the good ones. In other news, get in sanchez fantasy captain.
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 17 April 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
u wot?
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 17 April 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)
Joeks. Backlash started before they've even won anything, because we want to make it interesting. Human nature.
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 17 April 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
Arsenal on the wrong drugs.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)
be fairly hilarious if Utd somehow beat them to fourth
― Number None, Sunday, 17 April 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Certainly possible.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
― groovypanda, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Monday, 28 March 2016 09:40 Bookmark
In his resignation letter, Bernstein said the issues at the club were "fundamental" and his position had become "untenable".
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 April 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
feckin peach from Kane I'll tell you what
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)
I like that it started with Stoke fans jeering a misplaced pass which Kane still got to first
― Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
in what universe is that not a booking
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)
Eriksen arrgh. two of the best defence splitting backheels I've seen all season in this game tho
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
The actual fuck
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
Alli a total passenger apart from the goal and the miss of the season but still <3
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
This should be six tbh
2-0 Alli, another beaut
and he's just missed an open goal roughly equal to Torres'
can't post fast enough lol
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
all the goals have been exceedingly satisfying to watch
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
Eriksen is magnificent dembele imperious but Danny rose is a different beast altogether I can't even
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)
Do I not like Charlie Adam futtling on to the pitch at this stage. Thats a legbreaker sub.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)
Charlie Adam looks like a man instructed to cripple one of our players at random.
Guessing he's been running a bar in Marbella all season.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)
He went in soft there. For Charlie Adam.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:36 (nine years ago)
I really hope Spurs can nick the title from the fake minnows because I am sick of all the simpering bullshit already. Even R4 had a dedicated Vardy program yesterday and I felt liking kicking t'fucking wireless out window.
― calzino, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)
Lamela is the best hardman we've ever had
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)
Awuf awuf awuf
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:38 (nine years ago)
beautiful
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:38 (nine years ago)
That's the most nonchalant goal I've seen since Berbatov.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)
that's either one of the goals of the season or one of my goals of the season idgaf what the difference is
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)
Otm
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)
I only got to the pub in time for the third goal but I'm guessing this is our performance of the season?
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)
had been fretting about leicester throwing the title away
half an hour of watching this and i'm cool with it
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
I think Spurs are actually playing *too well* to win the league.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
Xp not really Matt, shaky a lot of the first half. Stoke folded after second.
But we've created a truckload of great chances and let them nowhere near so that's worth a bit I guess
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)
scuffed it tbf
― Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)
got a real soft spot for the Kane/Alli/Lamela/Eriksen Four Horsemen act but Stoke's defence looking indescribably woeful here and i say that as a fan who's learned a thing or two about indescribably woeful defending this season
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)
hope Eric Dier breaks Charlie Adam's stubby little legs
Lloris kicking was awful and Dembele misplaced two passes in the first half two, while I'm at it.
Oh and dele missed a chance that you might hear about.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
xps Stoke pushed us back for a sustained period during the first half and a more creative team would probly have scored but the defence always looked on point, especially at corners
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
Surprised by how bad Stoke have been on the ball tbh there's another sentence for 2014 to gaze at in bewilderment
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:47 (nine years ago)
blimey ive only just noticed Spurs GD in the table
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
It's amazing how few times I've had to go "thank fuck for Lloris" this season.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
the last kick of the game being a Charlie Adam long ball that missed every player by 20 yards was a nice little glace cherry
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
stoke's defence is woeful. this new stoke will be relegated in a few years. they tried to be something they're not and the fates are flogging them as a result.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)
If Spurs can somehow gain another two points on Leicester over the next couple of games it's going to put some huge pressure on them.
― groovypanda, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)
I enjoyed Poch thumping the turf in frustration at 3-0 up.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
Just noticed our next two fixtures are Monday night games too
― groovypanda, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
Tbf I think that may have been a replay from only two up xp
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:55 Bookmark
did seem familiar
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)
9th in the league, 4 points behind the next placed team, er, Liverpool.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
Minus ten GD though
― groovypanda, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)
I know, I was just pulling legs.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)
do you mean to liverpool? probably at the back yeah.
i was joking a little in the third sentence. good luck to stoke, but i dunno, they were kind of solidly stoke before, anything could happen now they've pulled the rug of dourness out from under themselves.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)
assumed he was talking about previous Marcuse ventures tbh
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
Stoke have always been capable of tanking it. If they were really able to muscle teams off the ball week in week out they would have been in the CL reckoning every season.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
xp yes obv. i patiently continue to wait for the glorious day that marcuse (a herbert indeed) gets his
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:49 (nine years ago)
I've searched "harry kane" and folks we've said mainly terrible things about 48 goals in 79 EPL games harry kane
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:31 (nine years ago)
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/jose-mourinho-already-contact-manchester-182117110.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory&soc_trk=tw
Like the final sentence
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
it is actually astonishing and a disgrace that ferguson has stuck around and pushed for giggs to be made boss.
not least cos it entirely proves he put moyes in the job for his own ends as well, and to make sure somebody didn't tarnish his legacy.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
that's a C&P right
― Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)
Fergie has also been ostentatiously talking up Poch at any given opportunity, just in case Giggs turns the job down maybe. In any case it's completely unnecessary given there's no way that Mourinho, who is incapable of managing without burning a club down in his fourth season, is ever going to match what Fergie did.
Seriously just take the job back if it matters that much, it's not like there's a single United fan who wouldn't welcome him back with open arms.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:47 (nine years ago)
i know i rag on at fergie but the backing of giggs seems to have become public in the last day or two, it really is pretty big and strange news. like if you are in a position of power at that club and you want ryan giggs as manager then you don't want the club to be successful. you want some other outcome, for some other reasons.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)
Either he genuinely believes that Giggs would make a proper manager or he assumes that Giggs will do everything he tells him to. The latter is probably more likely.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)
I don't think there's anything sinister about it. I just think he's a terrible judge of a manager/can't see beyond his mates.
I also don't think he has any real power at the club. The fault lies entirely with Woodward, who has somehow managed to create a scenario where Mourinho and Giggs are the only possible choices for the job and is shitting himself about making a decision
― Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)
there's no way he can really believe giggs is the best candidate, is there? it seems impossible. i think it has to be a power thing, that's how it's being reported p much everywhere.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:58 (nine years ago)
Unionf of former left wingers known for ability to play the other side or support the horses nb ruud van nistelrooy looks like a horse iurc
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:58 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/19/mousa-dembele-is-the-unsung-hero-of-tottenhams-premier-league-ti/
otm this guy he's a good guy
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
underachieve for years on someone's dime, reap plaudits whenever u finally deign to pull ur finger out. preach brother
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
He was rued for his unfulfilled talent long enough, tbf, let the prodigal son enjoy his fatted calf imo
The darkling resentment of a bentaleb no doubt haunts him as it is
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
Tbf that could apply to like 90% of our team.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)
wtf is the spurs fanfic at the end of that article
― ogmor, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:00 (nine years ago)
Sunday May 15
Newcastle v Tottenham (3pm)
It's the last day of the season and and Spurs need to win to deny the drug-fuelled cheats of Leicester. But with the score standing at nil nil and just one minute of added time to go, It looks like the dream is over for Pochettino's white knights. Suddenly, a familiar fanfare rings out around St. James' Park. By gawd, that's Gareth Bale's music! The erstwhile idol of White Hart Lane abseils from the top of the titantron and in flagrant defiance of all football rules ever, joins the fray. The Newcastle players howl their protest but before they can react a triumphant Bale delivers the people's elbow to a bewildered Alexander Mitrovic and claims the Intercontinental title!
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)
that's more like it
― ogmor, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)
Vurnon Anita at rb up against Kevin De Bruyne looking a bad idea already
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)
take nothin back but that was p. good tbf
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
Delph went to pieces there
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)
that was ugly
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
horrible. hope divock is okay.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)
two lovely assists by milner.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
Funes Mori now officially the most hateable player in the league after James McLean. Good going.
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)
everton's defence is shocking
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/LiverpoolGifs/status/722882362942582784
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
Martinez bound for the moon door surely
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)
Congrats to Man U on reaching another Cup final. Saturday is a bye.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)
Keeping them out for the last 14min+7min added time is quite the feat in the circumstances. Well done, lads. Now get in the bin.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)
How long is Origi out for I wonder?
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
I've probably watched less of Everton than any other Premiership club this season - is it the Barry-McCarthy midfield axis getting old and/or knackered, or Baines being effectively finished, or just general ineptitude?
Martinez in general feels like a manager whose philosophy is maybe two years out of date in the new press-and-kick Premiership.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)
word is its a sprain? so not long probably
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)
Och, nae bother, we'll take him off Everton's hands.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
I had minor surgery under general anaesthetic last Friday and, just before I went under, the anaesthetist was keeping me distracted by talking about football. She was Finnish and a L'pool fan. "Oh, you're Everton? Sometimes I forget they exist." And then I was out like a light. Why did I have to wake up to a world in which we still do exist?
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
Must be hard to remember the little teams from Liverpool's dizzy heights
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)
Up to the 7th in the league, nosebleed time.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:49 (nine years ago)
Hope yr OK, MJ - after the surgery rather than the derby.
― Stevie T, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
finnish person having trouble recalling a well-known popular entity. why does this ring a bell?
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
*swish*
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jqvA933.gif
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 22:25 (nine years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/21/andy-townsend-bolton-wanderers-consultancy-role
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgKZfSeWsAEG9K6.jpg
― r|t|c, Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)
expert on maximizing income from minimal talent tbf
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
“I sympathise with him,” Hodgson said. “I think he was very, very unlucky and I will go out on a limb – I don’t see that as a dive. I think he was unbalanced and that was it. I don’t think it was a penalty either. I just think he was unbalanced, running at that speed and there was a very slight contact with the defender who was trying to cover.
“I think he went down because he was unbalanced but, of course, all the pundits I hear are saying: ‘He was trying to dive, look how he dived.’ I don’t see it and I wouldn’t blame him for that. I don’t think he did go down. It’s not in his make-up.
“When you get sent off for something like that – where he obviously feels like I feel, and there is no doubt he is of that opinion – he has had to swallow the fact that he has been made to leave the field. Then, of course, he has reacted like sometimes human beings react. He hasn’t just said to the ref: ‘That’s all right, I understand, shake hands and have a good game.’ He has called him a few names. But he is a human being and that can happen.
“Players are players. You take everything that the player brings with him. You take Wayne Rooney – he, in my recollection, was pretty hot-headed earlier in his career and got himself into scrapes on the field. But you take what the player brings.”
Hodgson’s comments might not be in line with the stance his employer wants to take when it comes to protecting referees, but the England manager does intend to speak to his players about the importance of discipline at Euro 2016.
All 24 managers held a workshop with Pierluigi Collina from the Uefa referees’ committee in Paris last month and a delegation of tournament officials will speak to the squad in the buildup. England’s representatives, Martin Atkinson and Mark Clattenburg, will not officiate at any of the England team’s matches and Hodgson, speaking at an England media briefing, said it would “make logistic sense” for them to be involved.
After a staunch defence of Vardy, Hodgson was asked whether he still wants the Leicester player and team-mates such as Wayne Rooney and Dele Alli to “have a bit of devil” in the tournament. “One of the accusations after we lost to Uruguay [in the World Cup] was that we were told England weren’t streetwise enough,” Hodgson said. “That’s another interesting topic because how do you make people streetwise if they don’t grow up on the street? We’re English. We’re brought up in England, English schools, English culture and English parents. We’re not from the back streets of Uruguay or Colombia so I don’t know what you can do as a coach to make them suddenly that way.
“The same applies here [Euro 2016] obviously. Our players will know that discipline is very important. Our players will have it drummed into them that they must keep their cool and ‘Don’t lose your temper, don’t run the risk that they are going to upset you and get you sent off’. We tell them all those things. But what if it happens anyway?
“People make it sound so simple that all I have to do is go round to every player and give them a lecture: ‘Listen boys, we don’t want anything like this happening, just imagine it’s the 89th minute and you get sent off, look what would happen to us.’ They would all nod very wisely, none of them would disagree and they would all say: ‘Don’t worry, we won’t do it, you’re right.’ But then it still happens. I think our discipline record over the last few years has been pretty good. I think it will remain good, but I can’t guarantee you Vardy, Rooney or Alli, or anyone else for that matter, is not going to do that.”
“If they [the FA] want me, it is as simple as that,” he said. “I have said all along that if the FA want me, and the mood in the country is that they would like me to stay, then I am, of course, more than happy to stay. But I don’t want to be clawing on to a job when I get the feeling that people don’t want me. I suppose that comes down to what the Euros brings and how people feel after it.”
To the question of what would constitute success and persuade the FA to offer him a new contract, he added: “You are asking me to go along with something I don’t believe in. I think that jobs of high importance should be decided on competence, and not on a lucky win or an unlucky defeat. Tournaments have an element of a lottery about them. We might play well and have bad results. We might play badly – the team might look like a disaster – and sneak through. I can’t really relate to how people make those sort of decisions on that basis.
“You will say: ‘That’s the way it is, that’s the way it goes,’ and I understand that. But you cannot get me to put my name to it because if I were running a football club I would not be choosing a coach purely on the basis of ‘I’ll take this fella because he has won the last five games’, knowing full well he wasn’t very good. Or ‘I am going to dismiss this fella because he has lost five games’, knowing he was a very good manager. But that is not my decision – it will be the decision for the FA – and everything really depends on the night.
“It is a bit like rehearsals for a play. The rehearsals might have been fantastic, but on the opening night everyone forgets their lines or the play, in some others ways, is a disaster. That is where all the judgment is. I don’t think that the team and the group of players we have now will, in any way, let myself, the coaching staff or the country down. I fully believe they will go there and perform at the level we think they can. But I don’t know about refereeing decisions. I don’t know if Dele Alli’s going to chip over or hit the post when he has just dribbled past four players. I don’t know those type of things.”
ROY HODGSON
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 April 2016 11:13 (nine years ago)
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~5514988,00.html
Memories of Acorns on the shirt, and Ashley Young scoring a late winner against Everton still romantically nourish me.
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 April 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)
When it comes to spinning a catastrophic and ignominious failure, the guy's a pro.
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 April 2016 12:06 (nine years ago)
Well I chose a good year to move to Leicester.
― Chris, Friday, 22 April 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)
let us hope randy, in the words of a great compatriot of yours, what is once well done is done forever
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 April 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
romantically nourish? eww gross. yuck.
― the toast of every coast (cajunsunday), Friday, 22 April 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)
mighty oaks from little acorns grow
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)
or michael oakes i forget
So the Leicester game tomorrow is on at the same time as the FA cup semi final? Nice going.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 23 April 2016 08:44 (nine years ago)
Sky really are the custodians of the game
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 April 2016 08:59 (nine years ago)
Well, the semis should really be at Highbury and Maine Road, both kicking off at 3pm. (WHL and Anfield provisionally booked for replays).
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:02 (nine years ago)
yeah, v unfair to allow Man U to play at home
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:10 (nine years ago)
breaking news: Liverpool are doping
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 April 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 April 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
ahahahaha
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 April 2016 12:47 (nine years ago)
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 April 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
since the testing system is so secure, and doping doesn't actually help you win games, i'm sure it was just an isolated incident.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:42 (nine years ago)
liverpool are fucked without can, sahko, henderson and origi.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
gonna need to get some of the younger lads juiced up real good
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)
at least they're on the good shit. lovely goals
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
Newcastle raided L'pool's supplies @ half time
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 April 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
rafa prob knows where they're stashed
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
this has been totally engaging throughout, Sunderland showing plenty of hustle but suffering a bit from not being particularly good at football. Big Sam though. could he have saved Villa I wonder?
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 April 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
aw man what a shitty break for Swansea there
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)
Shitty ding shitty dong
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)
Leicester lucky they didn't just give up the equalizer there
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
Leicester aren't lucky
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
not overall, no, but on that particular sequence, yes.
nothing lucky about that last header. nice.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
feels kind of crazy to have it mathematically confirmed that only Leicester or Spurs can win the league now
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 April 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
look forward to retrospective FA suspensions for Mahrez, Kante, Schmeichel tomorrow morning
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/22/jamie-vardy-suspension-will-harm-leicester-says-tottenham-manage/
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
are we saying vardy shouldn't have been suspended now, is that it?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 April 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
if Poch had played down the potential impact of his suspension it would have been reported as him saying Vardy was overrated so w/e tbh
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 April 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
all irrelevant after hazard gave the wink yday
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 April 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)
My second thought after the obvious was that it was going to lead to a really harmonious Belgian dressing room at the Euros.
― Matt DC, Monday, 25 April 2016 06:58 (nine years ago)
p sure lfc players/fans hated man utd more than chelsea hate spurs and yet they managed not to throw the last game of the season vs blackburn way back when.
tho if chelsea half arse it vs leicester who'd be able to tell the difference this season?
― pandemic, Monday, 25 April 2016 09:50 (nine years ago)
cfc besides being poxier also have crazy delusions of benevolently passing the trophy onto ranieri and huthy at the bridge
can only imagine spurs think they have a better shot of winning if hazard plays cos if the fa took kevin friend off ref duty for nowt then this is more than enough to hang him with
― r|t|c, Monday, 25 April 2016 11:48 (nine years ago)
Yeah compared to "fielding an under-strength team" this is borderline actual corruption
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 11:58 (nine years ago)
It occurs to me that if we win tonight we've mathematically qualified for the Champions League. Unless United manage to make up a 27 goal shortfall in their remaining games, which seems unlikely.
― Matt DC, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)
apparently we've scored ten times from corners this season??
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 April 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
Going for it big style atm
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)
There was a frankly beautiful series of one touch passes to set up a break just then and Eriksen ruined it by going for the Hollywood finish.
― Matt DC, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)
they all count
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)
Only one result from here
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
retrospective ban for Alli coming up then
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)
Fully punched Yacob in the gut
― mizzell, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/helloo_newman/status/724688200946606080
― mizzell, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
I believe in chadli
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)
Spurs haven't got started yet, can't keep the ball
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)
h8 short corners
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
What a counter
Third post/bar struck in an hour
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
Baggies not totally dead shocker
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
What minute are ye on I don't want to get spoiled here
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
Well that's that answered
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
Lloris fouled obv
That's torn it.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)
Ref has been up for a con all night for both sides
Very flat second half but that first half was as good as we've been imo
Shit talk about dropping points here being anything to do with a title is vexing
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
you've been admirably committed to that line
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)
Lloris poor the last night and did little right of the little he had to do tonight.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)
xp I mean it, and not only that I think anyone thought the most consistent team in the league over thirty games were gonna turn into mugs in the last eight is a lil too committed to tabloidism.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)
yeah CL remaining unconfirmed is kinda the most vexing element here
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)
Stick a donk in it
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)
if United win on Sunday Spurs can still finish either first or fifth
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
But will finish second
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
with a resurgent Wayne Rooney at the heart of Utd's midfield, few would bet against them. Food for thought Roy...
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)
Jesus with a heart that fat you won't make summer
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)
A young footballer with Premier League leaders Leicester narrowly escaped a horrifying accident as he emerged from a helicopter ferrying the side's stars to an awards ceremony.
Demarai Gray appeared to be walking into the spinning tail rotor of the helicopter moments after it came into land at London's Battersea Heliport.
Gray, who was with this season's star turn Riyad Mahrez ahead of the PFA Awards, was screamed at by stewards who then escorted him away from the area.
― сверх (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 02:21 (nine years ago)
On drugs, obviously.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 09:43 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7a55dc7fbeac9fe7c97009e0bf1bf3e343e70b1a/0_100_2953_1772/master/2953.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=537c200ad089510cf48bbd29f8dbb6cb
― сверх (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 22:28 (nine years ago)
Hearing rumours of Flores being sacked by Watford wtf?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
been rumoured for a couple of weeks i think. their form has been ropey for a couple of months but still think he's done an excellent job.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
Four more points than Villa out of the last 45. Not massively surprising given Pozzo's m.o.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
Aston Villa role for Damien Comolli lined up by Chinese consortium
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)
have enjoyed the week on week increase in butthurtness experienced by the statsbomb guys w/r/t leicester's continuing success. waah expected goals, waah tsg% etc etc they really can't comprehend or accept that leicester are top. the latest had a couple of them going on about kante not being good enough for a 'big' team and how much better fernandinho is.
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 April 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
there's a job for them at brentford surely
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 28 April 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
Didn't they target Kante partly because he was top of his league/maybe top in Europe for interceptions for two seasons running?
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 April 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
30-day ban for the president of the liverpool country. just a little bit of doping sure could happen a bishop.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 April 2016 14:51 (nine years ago)
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 28 April 2016 15:24 Bookmark
heh heh
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 April 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)
red bull salzburg's naby keita is the statsbomb pick for next kante to blow iirc
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 April 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:40 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
statsbomb were claiming that kante was leicester's 2nd choice but the guy they really wanted chose villa over them (can't remember who the player was)
― pandemic, Thursday, 28 April 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
tbf kane would have been shit at villa like whoever else went there tho
― ewar woowar (or something), Thursday, 28 April 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)
Kante obv
― ewar woowar (or something), Thursday, 28 April 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
Your first post was OTM as well though.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 April 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3eccacbbe41e5ca904454ecaae1297da0a5b5ceb/0_7_2550_1530/master/2550.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=80ad159ab39b09427f2b3ff4b9479d27
― сверх (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 April 2016 13:32 (nine years ago)
lol Villa, megalol Newcastle
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)
Some quite astonishing pissing and whining going on at the Emirates right now.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
And this time from the fans, not from the manager?
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
Welbz doing man u no favours
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 30 April 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Am I right in thinking that anything but a Utd win against Leicester tomorrow means Spurs will have qualified for the Champions League?
― groovypanda, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:59 (nine years ago)
I'm very conflicted about this.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
Ideal result for us would be a draw as it keeps our (very) slim chance of winning the league alive and also means CL football next year.
― groovypanda, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)
or if Utd draw then overturn a goal difference of 27 in three games xp
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)
don't think either Spurs or myself will ever reach a point where I couldn't entertain the idea of them losing their last three games of the season in circs like this one
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)
Yeah I can really see this falling apart now
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 April 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)
Which is ridiculous but yknow lads .... it's spurs etc
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 April 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)
Chelsea and Southampton both have obv needle factor and Newcastle are unlikely to have a meaningless final fixture
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 30 April 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
Arsenal and City otoh have Villa and Swansea on the final day respectively
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 30 April 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)
United somehow grinding out a 1-0 victory against Leicester with a jammy Antonio Valencia mishit cross seems like one of those things that just will happen.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 April 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
Nah I think Leicester will do them
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2016 00:50 (nine years ago)
It's a good job Swansea are essentially safe because that Liverpool XI would be borderline trolling otherwise.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)
we've played with that kind of xi a few times. and actually done p well.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:05 (nine years ago)
Post-Europa rotation I'm assuming, although at this stage of the season and in a meaningless game why not, I suppose.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:14 (nine years ago)
yeah he has been experimenting a lot in the last month or so. still has coutinho and sturridge playing.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:15 (nine years ago)
xxpost except for this chirivella fella who ive never seen before
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:16 (nine years ago)
Wait the Swansea manager is still talking about the need to be mathematically safe? Does the scenario in which they go down mean Sunderland and Norwich both winning all their remaining games?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)
liverpool getting hammered here
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)
xp yeah.
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:33 (nine years ago)
this time last week I was of the view that Swansea finishing below Sunderland was if not likely then at least plausible
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:42 (nine years ago)
Not any more.
Also this isn't a day for romance. Fellaini in the team, stamping over your fucking fairytale forever.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 12:09 (nine years ago)
whatever you need to tell yourself to keep that dream alive
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)
As im having a fucking shit day, i would really really like to see leicester win like 6-0.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 May 2016 12:34 (nine years ago)
Frankly I'm through to the knockout stages of our ludicrously complex fantasy league and I put Valencia in my team in the hope that he will just ping crosses as Fellaini's head all afternoon. The actual result is a win-win by this point.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:00 (nine years ago)
Valencia assist!
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
Feeling pretty smug right now. Although I also have Huth, Drinkwater, Rashford and Ulloa so quite a bit riding on this right now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:17 (nine years ago)
Also I'm pretty sure Fellaini got a little stamp in on Ulloa back there.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:18 (nine years ago)
idk if it's because of or despite all the clangers but I'm enjoying this a bunch
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
Im pretty sure Fellaini elbowed Huth in the face there too
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
i think huth pulled his hair so fair enough tbh
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)
Good game this, not like good football or anything but entertaining
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
Drinkwater sent off
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:49 (nine years ago)
foul looked on the line of the pen box to me which it was given as
"foul"
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)
City obviously wanting to keep the race for 4th place interesting
― groovypanda, Sunday, 1 May 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
So best both Manchester clubs can do now is 69 points which, given Spurs superior GD, you'd hope virtually assures us of a Top 3 finish.
However, as it's Spurs, City overturning a nine goal deficit in final few matches isn't completely outside the realm of possibility.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 1 May 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
will u minges give it a fucking rest. best most thumping season of ur lifetimes and still with this twee shit
― r|t|c, Sunday, 1 May 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
Nah, we'll definitely finish Top 3 but I do have a horrible feeling Arsenal will end up above us
― groovypanda, Sunday, 1 May 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)
yeah seriously - the idea spurs won't finish in the top 4 is a farce and has been for about two months. talk about feeble underdogging...
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 May 2016 01:03 (nine years ago)
i mean perhaps the blow of failing to beat leicester to the title is softened by pretending it's a wonderful miracle to finish in the top four but i doubt it, really.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 May 2016 01:05 (nine years ago)
Not getting top three would be very disappointing and is a worry.
Other than that I'm relaxed.
Failing to get excited about a non-title race you'll have to forgive us for. We've seen other sets of fans look p stupid before yknow.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 06:52 (nine years ago)
fair enough, stay satisfied with failing to beat everton home or away and all the other winnable games that went down the toilet
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 May 2016 09:05 (nine years ago)
There's basically no eventuality in which Spurs don't finish top three. City can finish on 70pts but they also play Arsenal four days after a Champions League semi-final, and in that game either result benefits us in one way or another.
It felt pretty nailed on from the point when we beat City back in February, but the experience of losing the CL place to Chelsea back in 2012 is still lurking in there amid all the camped-up pessimism. That Drogba penalty was definitely my worst football-watching moment. Obviously we are better and more solid this time round, and not managed by a chancer who might choose to rework and unbalance a winning team to accommodate Louis Saha.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 09:08 (nine years ago)
i will be aghast if anyone, players management fans, acts as if tonight is anything less than the biggest cup final in years
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 May 2016 09:22 (nine years ago)
like not in any title points chasing way, there's just something emotionally very extra to it now
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 May 2016 09:25 (nine years ago)
Nah Hazard virtually made certain of that a couple of weeks ago. Having Dier and Alli both unavailable is certainly going to take a bit of bite out of our XI though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 09:29 (nine years ago)
Every human being who is grabbed by the hair, only with sex masochism, then it is allowed but not in other situations.
― punnerist spoon here (onimo), Monday, 2 May 2016 10:24 (nine years ago)
A maxim to live by
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 11:16 (nine years ago)
Specifically getting worried about what Andros fuckin Townsend is gonna do against us
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)
Fabregas and Mikel being cunts already, Jan moronically bearhugging Terry at a corner
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)
Kane has barely touched the ball and tries to score from a freekick near the centre circle :/
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)
Kane 1-0, first decent ball within 30 yards of Chelsea's byline. great fucken goal
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
Terrible goalkeeping from Begovic.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)
yeah he got clowned
why does it have to be Son that keeps getting lush chances ffs
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)
Yeah he's talented and crap
That said Chelsea also lucky ref isn't taking swiped and aggro into account
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
I'll pay that one
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
Rose, Dembele, Vertonghen, Walker all indulging in needless idiocy
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
sonned
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
lol I think my stream is a bit behind, I wondered what deems' last post meant
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)
I've never seen a manager fling himself into a confrontation as quickly as Poch did there. He was between Rose and Willian before any of the other players.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)
The fuck dembele
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)
Dembele is probably gonna miss the last two games, fuck is the matter with him lol xp
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:50 (nine years ago)
Even if we get through tonight we'll be looking at future suspensions
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:50 (nine years ago)
Will be somewhat amazing if this game finishes with 22 players still on the pitch
― groovypanda, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:52 (nine years ago)
All irrelevant when Chelsea start the final game with Willian in goal.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)
Would happily watch a tag team winner takes all 2nd half now
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)
Bet Jamie Vardy's house party is fucking shit right now though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)
"Shit guys, this means we need to take at least a point off Everton"
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:01 (nine years ago)
And now Hazard on to calm things down
― groovypanda, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)
This is yet another new spurs
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
there's more Spurs players who shd probly be subbed before they get a red than there are subs available
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)
Not all us now so it isnt
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
Difference is the Chelsea boys won't give a fuck to be suspended if this turns into attrition
I'm not sure I can cope with the next half hour.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)
This is gonna suuuuuuuuck
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)
Rotten decision not to head that from my patchy stream
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:19 (nine years ago)
Even mild mannered Christian Eriksen booked now.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
corner after corner and all of them shite
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:36 (nine years ago)
oh my
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
Really clear foul let go by clattenburg in the build up and not the first in this half.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
There it is.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
You can be a cunt ref by omission and nobody will bat an eye and he's the worst for it
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
Send em all off mark u forward fuck
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
Lol best match since holland portugal tbh
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 May 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
Dier I love you for that
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)
the important thing is we retained our dignity
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)
what a bunch of assholes, glad neither of these teams are champs
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)
Need poch to take out Terry in the tunnel
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)
looool xxp
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)
well done leicester
fucking inspirational no joeks
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)
xp ah Leicester the charming group of angels?
Quite happy not to wilt under fairly typical Chelsea brutism if that means we take note of clattenburgs refusal to ref a game and react accordingly then great we should bring that edge where it's needed,I never yet noticed it missing in title winning teams
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
Brilliant all round that.
― ewar woowar (or something), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)
have to admit that was a great game, spurs looked so tired, 11 yellow cards and no reds is incredible
― ogmor, Monday, 2 May 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)
yeah this is the first Spurs team I've seen in my life who incur penalties for being skilful cunts as opposed to slow cloggers so there's certainly something to it
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)
p sure Dier only didn't get his second because Clattenburg played adv then either forgot or couldn't be arsed (or did it off camera)
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
Inability to stop playing football when a goal up the last weakness in this team
Poch has looked beaten as soon as the last two games drew level tbh
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
Sunday League FC @SundayLeagueFC 14m14 minutes ago
"Dad, tell me the story of when Leicester won the league"
"Well son it all started when Nigel Pearson's son racially abused a Thai hooker"
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
xp that Dier tackle was retribution for a dreadful tackle on lamelas standing leg a moment before imo and bravo
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
Even I can't begrudge Leicester that. Just an astonishing achievement.
Fuck Chelsea and Chelsea fans forever, though. Enjoy the Intertoto Cup or whatever, cunts.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 May 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
OTM, OTM
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)
that tweet's been doing the generally stolen rounds for months xp
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)
at least now we don't need to count on chelsea indifferently letting leicester beat them
― yellow despackling power (Will M.), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
congrats to leicester. incredible.
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)
Really cracking finish from hazard that tbf
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
Not as impressive as when Colchester won league 1 imo.
― calzino, Monday, 2 May 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
Eh?
Ipswich Town, 1961-62.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)
Ugh
Credit to Terry for his interview
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
"these are intelligent, articulate men, some of them"
― ogmor, Monday, 2 May 2016 22:22 (nine years ago)
well i never thought i'd experience a premier league title party when i moved to leicester. just wandered into town to soak it all in, amazing.
― Chris, Monday, 2 May 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)
A mate was Periscoping near the Clock Tower, a bunch of Hare Krishnas were leading the cheering, you couldn't make it up. So many folks from home so happy.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 2 May 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
It took us like four months to even mention Leicester in this thread.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 07:39 (nine years ago)
m8 I got the first mention, mid-september :D
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:26 (nine years ago)
admittedly i described their fixture with villa as a 'good, open game', suspecting the two teams well-matched
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:27 (nine years ago)
I've been trying but I can't find the thread where I guffawed at the appointment of Ranieri and implied he'd be the first managerial casualty of the new season.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:28 (nine years ago)
SOUTHAMPTON ARE STILL A BIG CLUB! The Premier League, 2014/15
it is lovely stuff
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:30 (nine years ago)
Ha, there it is.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:32 (nine years ago)
think i called it lads
the former chelsea lazio man manager man will have no qualms about the challenges posed by his having taken on the foxes job - and may fancy ruffling some feathers in the respective hot henhouses of his hitherto hated rivals.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:35 (nine years ago)
apart from my error about lazio which i'm now reliving. but i was in character.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:36 (nine years ago)
spurs thuggin' it up instead of trying to score in the last 15 mins was hilarious. hopefully dier can carry on his sly cunt behaviour next season as i haven't disliked a spurs player since bale.
hazard goal so so sweet
p stoked for leicester and especially ranieiri tbh
rtc otm
― pandemic, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:36 (nine years ago)
I think most people guffawed though.
I also think that up until maybe late January most people were also kind of thinking well done but they'll probably slide down the table a bit now. Don't think it was until they won convincingly at City in February that people really believed they could do it.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:38 (nine years ago)
Ranieri wasn't ever gonna win a league
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, June 4, 2010 9:23 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:39 (nine years ago)
with leicester i think it was totally normal to doubt it for most of the season - i mean usually teams do fall away. but i also think it became v v likely they'd do it about 5/6 games ago, when you looked at how far ahead they were and the run-in they had. they basically had to win like four of their last eight or something to do it, if it even turns out that way.
not just won but won at a canter.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:41 (nine years ago)
next season thread title some variation on "Leicester won't win the league", surely?
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:45 (nine years ago)
astronomer on Radio 4 this morning mentioned that current odds on evidence of extraterrestrial life being found in the next 20 years = 100-1
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:48 (nine years ago)
Has anyone ever won the league and then got relegated the following year?
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:52 (nine years ago)
Champions League thread.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:53 (nine years ago)
blackburn rovers prob relegated two years after, i guess that's the closest in recent years.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:57 (nine years ago)
That was four years later, however Ipswich won the title in 1962 and were relegated in 1964.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:06 (nine years ago)
It's the Premier League so they're not exactly paupers but have Leicester got any realistic chance of strengthening over the Summer?
More likely scenario is surely bids coming in for Vardy, Mahrez, Schmeichel etc
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:10 (nine years ago)
would they be able to afford to pay people a lot?
i guess it's no guarantee of anything anyway, look at all the other shit-munching clubs who can afford to buy £30m players, and where it gets them.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:13 (nine years ago)
I think Man City (1937/38) are the only side to be relegated immediately after winning a title; Ipswich came close (17th in '63) before going down the following season. In more recent years, I think Everton slumping to 14th (my Dad blamed Mexico, as he did for so many things) in '71 and Villa to 11th in '82 were the worst title defences.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:16 (nine years ago)
Burnley will be probably be buying £30m players next season, so why not the champions? (xp)
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
Leeds in '93 were 17th IIRC?
― Tim, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:18 (nine years ago)
Beat me to it! Dirty Leeds, champions in 1991-92, 17th in 1992-93.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:19 (nine years ago)
Anyway, it's probably more about the wage bill than transfer fees; Leicester will likely have to give their key players massive pay rises to have any hope of hanging on to them, you'd think. Maybe their recruitment is as miraculous as people are saying and they'll just find and endless stream of remarkable players from the second divisions of Europe's leagues, that'd sort it.
― Tim, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:21 (nine years ago)
Oh, that's right! Didn't even think to check Prem era as there's usually so little variance in placing, but I guess this was the boundary from Football League to Sky era and Leeds fell over the rope.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:21 (nine years ago)
Perhaps it would help Leicester hang on to their stars if those players called up this summer had a bad Euro 2016? This is the sorted of twisted thinking that I used to indulge in ("we don't want to lose Kevin Sheedy - perhaps it's best he has a bad World Cup"). Euro 2004 pretty much sealed Rooney's fate in that regard.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:25 (nine years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/03/leicester-city-title-inside-story-premier-league-champions-claudio-ranieri?CMP=share_btn_tw
this piece is p good. especially the Roman senate feeling of this bit:
Walsh badgered him to sign N’Golo Kanté, saying ‘Kanté, Kanté, Kanté!’,
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:25 (nine years ago)
chelsea delenda est
On a similar note, I was struck by the fact that only three teams have become first-time champions in my lifetime: Derby in '71, Forest in '77 and now Leicester. Derby won it again a few years later; Forest had their golden decade (though only that one League title) under Clough, both of them have had rocky times since.
The East Midlands: English home of the footballing flash in the pan? (NB I say this in admiration rather than an attitude of sneeriness: it's amazing that three middle-sized clubs from one region have managed to win big even once.)
― Tim, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:26 (nine years ago)
Ranieri: I'm just not sure about signing N'Golo Kante
Walsh: Kante, Kante, Kante!
Ranieri: What?
Walsh: Kante!
Ranieri: Perhaps he could a job.
Ranieri: You're right, let's get it done.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:27 (nine years ago)
It's also the longest gap between first-time champions by a long way - 38 years from Forest to Leicester. Previously, seven years was the record (Ipswich '62 to Leeds '69, Huddersfield '24 to Arsenal '31).
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:31 (nine years ago)
Oh, and Chelsea '55 to Ipswich '62, I suppose.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)
I expect it will become more frequent as the Elite bugger off to their own league and the remaining clubs franchise it up. NorthWestLions 2019-20! /dystopia
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
This got me thinking about Forest and, when they play Villa next year, will that be the first time former European Cup winners have met outside of the top flight? Like, does it happen anywhere?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:35 (nine years ago)
germany have had a few big teams relegated over the past couple of decades
― nxd, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:43 (nine years ago)
Not that many winners though, just Bayern, Dortmund and... Hamburg maybe?
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:45 (nine years ago)
Leicester currently 200-1 to win the league next season btw
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:45 (nine years ago)
Yes, Hamburg won in 83.
Milan and Juventus have both had seasons in Serie B but not at the same time.
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
yeh thought moechengladbach mighta won it but just checked and you're right xp
― nxd, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
I wonder how many elderly Leicester fans were tormented by memories of the Ice Kings?
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
Only Dortmund, Hamburg and Bayern have won the European Cup though; they've all been continuously in the Bundesliga since at least the early '70s.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:47 (nine years ago)
Hamburg have come perilously close to being relegated.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)
It's true - think they only stayed up through a playoff last season.
Always assumed Spurs were Everton's closest rivals in '63, didn't realise that Leicester were top in mid-April.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:52 (nine years ago)
The fact that City play Arsenal in one of their remaining games also virtually guarantees Spurs finish third at worst and so straight into group stages of CL.
Win on Sunday and we secure second place, something all Spurs fans would have taken at the start of the season.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)
something all Spurs fans would have taken at the start of the season.
you say this as if is sure that it won't haunt you forever. speaking as a liverpool fan with two years ago in mind.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:18 (nine years ago)
I don't think it will. It was always a long shot with Leicester's lead as it was whereas Liverpool were five points clear with four games to go.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)
Spurs lost the league in August, and at home to Leicester in January. I genuinely don't think when the dust settles there'll be any regret at opportunity missed this season.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
they just never had one big losing streak so a heap of shit results were sprinkled across the season.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:42 (nine years ago)
finishing third, which I fully expect to happen, is an excellent return from the August '15 vantage point but essentially a collapse in the context of the last three months
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
yeah i'm not slating it, i just think if you look at where spurs lost the points it doesn't look so great. but yeah finishing second is obv a p good season, tbh top four is a mighty achievement these days, serious train wreck for those places next year.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
Poch could potentially be the longest serving manager of those clubs vying for a top four place next season
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
I'm not sure theres a vantage point from which to coherently piss on spurs season.
I am sure that such a vantage point, were it to exist, is not to be found within reach of fans of city, utd, arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea.
Seeing as these are the only groups from which I've even seen an attempt, tbh its a theoretical question really and not one to be troubled by.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:02 (nine years ago)
sounds like you're fairly troubled. i've heard this argument made by plenty of people, journalists whose allegiances i'm unaware of and beyond.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)
I'm only troubled by dark thoughts of not taking 2nd, which would be a disappointment.
Losing the head over a league title that was long gone last night wasn't great tbh given the likely repercussions leading into the last two games.
But it was very satisfying
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)
Yeah we never really had a Gerrard slip moment where everything suddenly collapsed, we were never top and never quite good enough to catch up. More firepower next season would help but difficult to see who might make way out of the current team.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
this was your 2008/2009. v similar really. just because it didn't have an implosion doesn't mean it's all okay. loads of draws etc might feel okay but probably aren't.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:49 (nine years ago)
if the most successful season in my memory is not ok where does that leave us
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 13:58 (nine years ago)
Barring some kind of collapse in the last two games, this is Spurs' best defensive (football league / post-1908) season of all time. Concede two vs Southampton/Newcastle and it's worse than 1970-71 in terms of goals-per-game (33 conceded in 42 games), but let's not worry about that.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:02 (nine years ago)
Spurs largest margin of defeat this season is 1 goal. It's a young team that hasn't been able to close out games, but it is impressive that in no match have they ever been out of contention for at least a point.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
finishing second behind leicester city.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
spurs fans itt are like the rest of the ireland squad to my keano
You talk like aren't 18 other teams who also failed to finish ahead of Leicester City. They were comfortably the best team in the league this season.
In any case the Spurs team should be still together, settled, and with room for improvement next season. There was a sizeable difference (in both personnel and performance) between the first month or two and the rest, and it was that first month that really cost us. If we can keep this level of performance up then we should be challenging for the title next season unless Conte and Guardiola work miracles quickly.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
And don't forget about Liverpool (as my many Liverpool supporting friends keep telling me)
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
It's not the spurs fans scrabbling to forget Liverpool itt
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
xp I'm just glad we made it through hard times to scale the dizzy heights of not ok
squad still waxing, pochettino in for the long haul, maybe I'll get tired of the more aggro spurs, maybe they'll start growing out of it. next season seems v enticing
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
i'm not scrabbling to forget anything, in fact i'm reminding you of liverpool. this spurs side is v similar to rafa's 08/09 team tbh. though they draw a bit more often.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
We're a good deal better imo and I don't think we were as careless about our title prospects.
Good mix of hype and timidity there that'll keep em guessing
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
Spurs will be at least 10pts short of Lpool's 2009 total. And that's with Villa giving everyone 6pts this season. Just sayin' ;)
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
was about to say.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
L'pool only lost one game in that 08/09 season, which is a) good b) suggests they must have drawn plenty
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:40 (nine years ago)
fewer goals scored, more matches lost, more draws - i mean if spurs are better than that 08/09 team despite getting 10/12 fewer points then we might as well start discussing whether they're better than leicester this year.
xpost two I think. boro and... SPURS
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
Spurs have drawn 13 this year, Liverpool drew 11 that year. Scored about 13/14 more goals as it stands and conceded in and around the same.
Take away three points, carry the nine, I forget how you do the ratios for what a point is worth in 2008 vs this season I guess we'll settle for yknow relative to every other team having played em all twice
Basic stuff lads
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
Michael Jones I expected better of you than this other rabble
xxxp so they did, weird, I was so sure they'd only lost one.
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
bit early to be on the sauce
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)
guess we'll never know what rafa could have done with this spurs team.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
What other criteria would you suggest for comparing two sides who finished 2nd in their respective campaigns (if Spurs DO finish second)? L'pool finished 23pts clear of the Europa League places that season. But they are inferior to Spurs (who may be about to finish with a points tally similar to Martinez in his first EFC season, or Spurs themselves when 5th in Bale's last season)...how?
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)
so goodhttps://twitter.com/bobbyclarke_13/status/727247247692455941
― nxd, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)
Re rafa: I was entertaining the idea before poch revealed the contract signing tbh
xps I don't suggest comparing performances of teams in different leagues, as a rule and tbh, but it was put to me and I felt it needed batting back.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
xps moment of the season imo
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
I think you edged it to first slip. ;)
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
i never introduced a better/worse discussion.
Yes as I said it was put to me
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
jaysus you brought them up enough a fella can lose patience even if he is a model of reason and enjoying a great season yknow
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)
fair enough, you say it's wrong to compare but you're the one who made the most strident comparison.
i said the two teams were similar in style and had had a fairly similar season. too many draws costing them the title when arguably they're the strongest team in the league. i reckon that's more true for spurs this season than it was for liverpool in 08/09, based on final points totals.
i agree it's hard to say, but maybe a bit more expectation might not be a bad thing, at least for next season.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:02 (nine years ago)
batrachomyomacgarda
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
anyway i was mainly just trolling
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
That Liverpool team had Xabi Alonso and Torres in their absolute pomp and those two were better than 99% of the players in the league right now, but I'm not sure they were as strong as a unit, the endless in-and-out-of-favour wingers and dodgy fullbacks etc.
The two teams' playing styles are very different - Liverpool never pressed or harried teams as aggressively but they on their day could run games better, Spurs now are probably more exciting to watch.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
I'd have to say that I expect more next season tbf
I just would say that "more" would take into account a resurgent Chelsea, city, utd, LFC, obv there's no saying what Leicester or west ham could do with this platform and even arsenal look like they could have a run at top six next season
I mean it's hard to say
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)
God that was a hell of a midfield, I forgot they had Mascherano as well. And Dirk Kuyt.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
Never in Kuyt.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
He worked his socks off. RIP.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
Sox. White.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)
No swears and don't sit on the floor 2016/17
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)
chat shit suggest ban - premier league 2016/2017
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)
Contender
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
Wait did we even note what lvg said about sex machismo the last day on sky
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)
We did.
“If I was two-and-a-half metres tall and didn’t know how to control a ball then I may have gone to England" (The Premier League 2015/16)
― punnerist spoon here (onimo), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 20:32 (nine years ago)
i noticed onimo posting it in the midst of other posts but somehow didn't reply. it was fucking weird.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
I was off grid at a critical moment I'm sorry
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 22:23 (nine years ago)
A sad day for Onimo, when even the only respondent to his sex masochism comment remembers nothing about it. You've let him down. You've let us all down.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 22:33 (nine years ago)
Ah God, bottled it again
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
This is worse than having your hair pulled.
― punnerist spoon here (onimo), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 07:06 (nine years ago)
spurs probably won't lose one of their key players this summer like lfc 08/9 did so i don't really think this season is necessarily their ceiling.
most impressive thing about them this season is having easily the best defensive record in the league whilst also committing both full backs forward the vast majority of the time imo
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)
I think that's mostly down to Dier (and Alderweireld being brilliant). I suspect it was a sort of benevolent accident at first but now it's difficult to see us going with a conventional DM next season.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)
thought poch was still interested in wanyama (who i don't think passes the ball well enough to be a good fit for spurs)
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)
in that video of the lcfc players celebrating at vardy's house is christian fuchs wearing a 'NO FUCHS GIVEN' tee shirt?
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
<3 wanyama
― Is Jack Nicholson really qualify as "Partyman"? (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
#NoFuchsGiven is about being brave and bold. It's an exciting, dynamic way of life that sets you out from the crowd. If you are these things then #NoFuchsGiven is for you.Who we are and what it's about:- Founded by Leicester City player & Austria captain Christian Fuchs- Born out of a philosophy of ripping up the rule book of normality- See how the attitude comes to life at Christian Fuchs' Facebook page.
― mizzell, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)
lol didn't realise he had an actual company, thought he'd customized it or something
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)
Dier has been great, but pretty much any defensive-minded midfield would have been a major upgrade over Bentalab and Mason, who played most of last season in the middle.
― mizzell, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)
ripping up the rulebook of normality - a thread for the premier league 2016/7
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)
whoops posted in wrong thread
spurs should buy xhaka, he'll be suspended enough to job share with dier
― pandemic, Wednesday, May 4, 2016 7:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pandemic, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
wait are spurs really not gonna play their CL games at WHL next season and instead decamp to wembley instead?
― pandemic, Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:52 (nine years ago)
I think they're almost certainly moving to Wembley the season after next when WHL gets redeveloped. Don't know about CL games next year.
― groovypanda, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
its being considered due to reduced capacity at WHL, because it will be partially demo'd to make room to build the new stadium.
― mizzell, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:05 (nine years ago)
All for it
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)
can't believe a London club are being offered a free stadium
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 May 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)
Six game ban for Dembele
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36229203
― groovypanda, Friday, 6 May 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
No player currently on the pitch for Man United has scored in their last 12 games.
― Number None, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)
this might be the worst game of the season btw. Absolutely dire from both sides
― Number None, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:34 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d526f1e08eca92a903427ac27d69e0f37bd553cb/0_29_3072_1843/master/3072.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=9a230fc74f91254bcd669a176ca0e012
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
Forgot this was even on, to be honest. Your comment is enough to reassure me I can get on with my day without tuning in.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/tbMoYhp.png
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
Joke is on Chelsea fans imo
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)
memph looked worse than ever. also januzaj twice getting stripped off and on the touchline ready to come on and replace him, and then lvg having a rethink at the last second and poor adnan having to climb back into that pokey little dugout
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)
I don't want to totally dismiss any of the new signings until we see them under a new manager but it is hard not to despair about Memphis right now. Then again, Lingard was as bad but that's probably because he's not in any way shape or form a fucking #10 argggh
the Januzaj thing was just another example of van Gaal's bizarre approach to man management
― Number None, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)
#notonmyshift
― groovypanda, Sunday, 8 May 2016 09:11 (nine years ago)
'm half-joking, no way would i bet actual money on leicester finishing over Spurs but, y'know, plenty of room for mad shit to happen either way― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, November 22, 2015 1:32 PM (5 months ago)
Yeah, I think this post wins the thread. The Cleveland Browns are 100-1 odds to win the Superbowl and that seems pretty damn unlikely, I couldn't imagine what 5000-1 would be in American sports betting, let alone actually having it happen.
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 May 2016 09:49 (nine years ago)
There was an article in the paper the other day of things offered at less than 5000/1 by UK bookies, which included Dean Gaffney winning a best actor Oscar.
― ailsa, Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)
ya but paramount have the bi plains drifter rights now
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:12 (nine years ago)
Wait wait wait has EBJT played his last game for Chelsea? Obviously he'll be on in full kit celebrating a 1-0 defeat to Leicester at the end of the season.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
Also that Son goal was both brilliant and hilarious just now.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)
Story of why we're second. Uninterested in defending a lead and, despite probably sending the least time of any team in the league under any actual pressure, not actually brilliant under any actual pressure.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 13:04 (nine years ago)
That's usually the story of why Spurs are 5th tbf.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 8 May 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
Readily acknkwledged!
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)
Water break!
― mizzell, Sunday, 8 May 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)
Spurs' #14 was nice enough to put Clinton on his shirt but every English language commentator insists on saying N'jie. Why?
― mizzell, Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)
Absolute piss
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
Poll of players we have mad look like Pele over the years
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:02 (nine years ago)
Lloris has had two saves to make in this game and has shat the bed entirely in both instances
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
Scoreline gives arsenal something to play for later eh?
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
how is it possible to assemble a group of players who for the most part almost certainly have no comprehension of Spurs' historical addiction to failure and yet contrive to do the exact same thing as their ancestors year after fucking year
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
Poch sat as if the match was nothing to do with him three leads lost in a row. Poor and disappointing.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
couldn't name a single Spurs player who emerged from that shitshow with any credit at all
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
Arsenal draw leaves Spurs just needing a point at St James' Park. It would thus be game of the season if Newcastle aren't down yet
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)
This looks safe
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
I should rent my fucking jinx out
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)
Unless Newcastle beat us next week, they're relegated (and even then if Sunderland beat one of the worst Everton sides in living memory midweek).
Could really do with a City win today or else the not uncommon scenario of Arsenal pipping us on the final day is inevitable
― groovypanda, Sunday, 8 May 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
Was that easy or did he make it look so
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)
that is a really marvellous goal from Kev DB
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)
ffs that should be 3-1
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:12 (nine years ago)
tyne elimination festival is on
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
Gooners guaranteed 3 points next week against Villa so Spurs have to avoid defeat to finish second.
― groovypanda, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
the worst thing is that Newcastle will probably have already been relegated when they beat us
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 May 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)
Yeah if Sunderland win midweek then both Newcastle and Norwich are relegated. I genuinely don't care which of those teams go down but ffs if Sunderland don't go down now then they are never going down.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)
They bought really well in the winter window tbf. They would have been doomed otherwise.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:12 (nine years ago)
Benitez vs Allardyce in a relegation dogfight: the result will amaze you
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 May 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)
only rafa could have masterminded a stirring fightback against everyone except norwich and villa
― r|t|c, Sunday, 8 May 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)
Sunderland have Everton and Watford. This is over
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 8 May 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)
just seen terry's Chelsea exit
two deliberate yellows and the captain's armband thrown on the floor. staged exit imo.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 May 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)
funny, i said the same thing on Saturday night without seeing any of it
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 May 2016 04:30 (nine years ago)
The perfect end, really. fpttl
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Monday, 9 May 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
ah glad the renato sanches saga is finally over
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:17 (nine years ago)
blimey sanches + d costa + coman etc have fun carlo
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
Or a ploy to get another year's contract.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)
is sanches any good then. just assumed mendes was scamming woodward with old anderson clips tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:23 (nine years ago)
I mean god knows he's not going to make much of a manager or pundit so it's either that or go into the family gak business. (xpost)
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:23 (nine years ago)
will defer to sharivari on sanches but bayern's recent transfer history has been p good not withstanding a benatia here and there
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:32 (nine years ago)
I've not seen much Portuguese football this season, tbh.
Hummels going to Bayern is kind of sad but inevitable.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:36 (nine years ago)
hummels is a ponce. i don't rate him
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:38 (nine years ago)
boateng's passing range got really quite wow under pep, now he's going to have to defer to hummels. guess it makes sense since poor old badstuber is seemingly never going to go a season without breaking something.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)
the whole bayern and dortmund agreeing a "silence" over the fee is quite funny, wonder which of them felt their fans would be outraged?
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
if nobody else leaves dortmund in the summer i would quite fancy them to win the bundesliga next season. tuchel is amazing, weigl is only gonna get better and ancelotti has a p spotty record as far as league titles go given the teams he's managed.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:53 (nine years ago)
oh and while i'm blathering on about the bundesliga quite surprised that no prem teams were in for daniel didavi before he agreed his move to wolfsburg, kiyotake would make a good gylfi understudy for swansea, baumgartlinger would make a decent box to box midfielder for anybody, jonathon tah would improve any teams CB pairing except Spurs and Leicester, and julian brandt has been exceptional for leverkusen of late.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)
Sanches has terrible YouTube videos. Which probably means he's actually really good
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)
Guess we decided we didn't need him now Wayne is a midfielder again
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:37 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/09/john-terry-hires-stamford-bridge-to-stage-his-own-chelsea-farewe/
Together with being able to play on the pitch, the Stamford Bridge package that Terry has taken up for his big goodbye includes dressing rooms, match officials, use of the dug-outs, access to stadium screens and public address system, and a barbecue.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:40 (nine years ago)
can the thread be renamed leicester city won't win the premier league 2016?
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:45 (nine years ago)
man city will win europa league 2017
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
The idea of John Terry living in China is actually incredible.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)
Terry already has strong links in China
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:35 (nine years ago)
Chilling
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)
“He’s a proper centre-half, knows how to defend,” Allardyce says of Kone. "Whoever’s brought him up and coached him has taught him how to defend, not come sweeping out from the back with the ball and play this pass and that pass. There’s all this rubbish spoken by punters that people are good centre-halves because they come out from the back and pass it. He’s there to defend. The first job is to defend, and then play after. If they can’t defend, they can’t play centre-half. Certainly not at top level or international level.
“I’d like to sign Stones, him alongside Kone would be a good combination. I’d teach him how to defend. It would be a simple job for me. That’s my area of expertise in many ways. I can coach in all departments, especially team play but when it comes to defending, you name it, I’ll tell you about it. It wouldn’t be too difficult to show him, a player of his intelligence, when and where to do things.
"As a wise man once said: 'Hummels is a ponce. I don't rate him'. Now fuck off, my tea's ready."
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
8.30 kickoff now. Bubble machine probably got clogged up
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)
United bus attacked by West Ham fans apparently
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)
Man Utd fans surely?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)
It is London after all.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)
Wtf @ teddy sheringham's hat
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
Everyone's going full East London tonight.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
West Ham co-Chairman David Sullivan speaking to 5 live: "It is depressing really, it will be a late night for our fans and some of them won't be able to stay. I don't understand why United couldn't get here at 4pm. They could have got here early. They knew it would be busy. It's crazy."There was congestion in the street and they couldn't get the coach in. There were people around the coach, but there was no attack on the coach."If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it. If we arrived late at Old Trafford they wouldn't put the kick-off back."
"There was congestion in the street and they couldn't get the coach in. There were people around the coach, but there was no attack on the coach.
"If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it. If we arrived late at Old Trafford they wouldn't put the kick-off back."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiHf88lWEAEHSpB.jpg
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:17 (nine years ago)
Fellaini with his elbows is my guess
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)
now it's not going to be 0-0 I can derive amusement from any given result to this game
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
What's with all the Boelyn Ground nonsense?
Surely everyone calls it Upton Park
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)
United are playing like they're still expecting to get showered with glass any second
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:04 (nine years ago)
I know its very unlikely still but west ham coming 4th (and some how also arsenal coming 2nd but i dont care that much) would be the best thing ever.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
ya west ham cd win this 3-0, then sure city'd lose 7-0 to swansea and west ham wd beat stoke 7 easy
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:19 (nine years ago)
Blind is an utter liability this evening
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)
Carroll taking off his hair tie there gave us a glimpse of what might be the most fearsome countenance in UK football. get rid of it permanently imo
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
Soz for jinxing it everybody
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)
this is hilarious
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
lot of final day variables between 2nd and 8th (if Liverpool beat Chelsea)
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
Fucking shite. Hope the finale is Bruce dickinson crashing his airliner into the place
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
Not that I'm bitter at all of course
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)
Everyone apart from Martial, Rashford, and de Gea can fuck off. What a pack of cowards. Made in the image of their manager
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/10/21/34057D8000000578-3583440-image-m-67_1462913340078.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)
Most frustrating was the basic Inability to clear the ball, and the inability to shut things down at 2-1 up with not long to go
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 22:25 (nine years ago)
Cowering in fear on the floor of their coach, this is the frightening moment Manchester United players were forced to take evasive action from the risk of flying shards of glass as their team bus was pelted with bottles
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/10/22/34057D7100000578-3583440-image-a-79_1462915029386.jpg
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:10 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=imagine+keane
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)
woohoo, 17th place
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)
The cunts have ruined the last day of the season.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
everton's last home game of the season gonna be fun for martinez, unless they sack him before then.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:47 (nine years ago)
Yeah so basically we get which Manchester club finishes fourth and which North London one gets second.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
Plus we get to play a relaxed Newcastle side with nothing to lose and maybe wanting to give their fans a decent performance
I'd rather it was Everton tbh
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
Spurs losing to Newcastle was a grim inevitability no matter what had already happened to them, just slightly different flavours of hilarity for everyone else
do West Ham and Southampton actually want to be in the Europa or are they gonna throw their games to make sure?
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
"I'm pleased with the effort and intent of the players." guess who
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
How many points did we end up dropping to relegated teams tho
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)
BENITEZ OUT!!!
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)
They'll both qualify anyway if United win the FA Cup.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)
Only 3 to Newcastle so far.
8 to fucking Everton and West Brom though
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)
To be fair, they weren't terrible results at the time vs Everton. If Spurs had played us twice this spring then, yes, that should be six points. We have only descended into the truly abject in recent weeks. At the end of March we'd only lost one away game all season. The team that creamed us last night were beaten 6-2 at Goodison last November. Etc etc.
It was always rocky (I feel like throwing away a two-goal lead vs Arsenal in Aug 2014 was the start of this perpetual nervousness) but I didn't expect the wheels to come off quite this badly. Before last night I was thinking we could probably finish 9th. Now I'm thinking that Norwich look a bit too handy for our defence and it'll be another defeat on Sunday.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 12 May 2016 10:35 (nine years ago)
What do you think about Martinez, Mike? Would you stick with him?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 May 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
yeah Everton-Spurs in January was a really good game that no-one deserved to lose
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 May 2016 10:54 (nine years ago)
I'm not one for knee-jerk dismissals, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a clearer case for a change of coaching staff. The consensus seems to be that this is a slightly better squad than the one that finished 5th with 72pts two years ago. I don't follow football closely enough to know if we were playing with a system that everyone got wise to or certain players' weaknesses have been exposed or what it is that's gone wrong, but there seems to be a sort of anaemic cluelessness to our play.
If you have talented people who are performing below their best and experiencing low morale, you change the management structure, right? I mean, obviously not in the real world, where that all stays the same and people get burned out / make their peace with hating their jobs / quit and go live in a yurt and are replaced with cheaper ppl who moan less, but I don't suppose that's an option for EFC.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 12 May 2016 11:02 (nine years ago)
Yeah I guess in the modern game if a manager has peaked and then troughed, it is unlikely they'll peak again. Perhaps cos they're not given the time, but also cos the consequences of the trough are pretty grave. It is hard to imagine Martinez bringing Everton back up the table again.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 May 2016 11:08 (nine years ago)
Woo, and indeed, hoo
@SpursOfficial 31m
BREAKING: Mauricio has signed a contract extension committing his future to the Club as Manager until 2021.
― groovypanda, Thursday, 12 May 2016 11:46 (nine years ago)
Ffs
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)
Just as Rafa becomes free smdh
I guess that lunch with Fergie did the trick
― Number None, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
Martinez is 100% a goner
― Number None, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/12/roberto-martinez-end-of-season-awards-everton
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)
nice slug.
a special lifetime everton unemployement award
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)
unemployment
left an o out there NN
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)
De Boer to Everton seems like a done deal. He's put forward his brother to underline his interest in the job. I'm very curious to see how it plays out. Ajax fans have never been so bored with the agonizing play, despite four titles.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/FrankRonald1970
wait... a joint twitter account? gross
― r|t|c, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
Gross is the word.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)
this is going to be a disaster i've seen enough
― r|t|c, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
The last time we brought someone in who'd won multiple consecutive titles in his home nation it was... Walter Smith.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)
Those didn't count.
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Thursday, 12 May 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)
Flores also doomed.
Don't know what else Watford board/fans were expecting in their first season back in the Premier League in 8 years
― groovypanda, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:59 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiQH_3QXAAAh-vL.jpg:large
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 10:43 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/13/arsene-wenger-press-conference-will-arsenal-manager-sign-new-dea/
next level trolling from the Arsenal board if true
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2016 11:03 (nine years ago)
that is a great manager signing photo
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 13 May 2016 12:15 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/13/12/341F698300000578-3588824-image-m-32_1463140670038.jpg
Slaven Bilic has described Watford's decision to sack Quique Sanchez Flores as 'crazy' and 'sick'
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:37 (nine years ago)
is there a word for that noisy cheek puffing / exhalation thing he appears to be doing there
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:38 (nine years ago)
'cracking his cheeks' might be overly shakespearean
― ogmor, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:42 (nine years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/13/chelsea-john-terry-one-year-contract-offer
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
So his sending off ploy paid off then.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
Flores always looked like he was wearing eyeliner, unfortunately not even that could save him at Watford.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)
John Terry is to meet the Chelsea hierarchy on Thursday to discuss his future at the club, with the captain ready for confirmation he will not be offered new terms to extend his stay at Stamford Bridge into a 19th senior campaign.
The centre-half’s dismissal in stoppage time against Sunderland last weekend means he will not feature again this season, missing Wednesday’s game at Liverpool and the visit of the champions, Leicester City, on the final afternoon. Terry, who has made 703 first-team appearances for Chelsea, opted against travelling to Merseyside on the basis his presence might have provided an unwanted distraction.
Instead he is due to meet the director Marina Granovskaia and the technical director, Michael Emenalo, for talks at Stamford Bridge on Thursday as the club seek to offer clarity over his future before the final game of the season. The player expects to be told he is being released at the expiry of his latest one-year deal, on 30 June, and will then consider lucrative offers from the Chinese Super League to extend his career.
Wednesday 11 May 2016 22.30 BST
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
Does that mean they're packing away the BBQ on the Stamford Bridge touchline?
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)
Probably a free slot in DJ Spoony's diary for that night as well now.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2016 13:35 (nine years ago)
antonio conte must be delighted to have terry's experience and nous ready and waiting to make his arrival at the club as comfortable as possible.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 13 May 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9b6874f347dfb1a52944f327d3efdb97219a681d/0_194_3000_1801/master/3000.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=91531e27850a8453434a1f400cf32e62
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
Samir Nasri has been charged with illegally buying his driving license, having never sat a test.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
old trafford has been totally evacuated 20 minutes before kick off. crowd, players, tv crew, everyone out
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
some sort of security incident, hope obviously it's a false alarm. at least a 45 minute delay, so they're are at least going to be starting the second half already knowing the city score
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
Wtf hope its no big deal
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
okay, so it *looks* like the stretford end and the SAF stand have been cleared. players have just been sent off to the changing rooms, crowd still in the SBC stand, not sure about the east stand
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
word on twitter is Operation Code Red, whatever the heck that means
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
about the most urgency seen at old trafford all season tbh
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
tip called in that Morrissey was in the stands, organization had no choice but to take necessary precautions
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)
fucking wake up swansea
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
man u match now abandoned due to a suspect package :(
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
My mate convinced me to put a tenner on 7-0 today with him and then he only got 40-1! Still, one down six to go.
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)
swansea equaliser disallowed for a push, c'mon ya ballbags
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)
Very spursy looking so far
Son weakens our buildup play to a fairly incredible extent for a guy I was so much looking forward to. Passing, decisions, lack of urgency all stink.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
Taylor one of the worst refs for the standard UK approach of "if you're shit you can foul at will" school of handicap reffing
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
Let's just say it was nil nil and end the season now
― Number None, Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)
from what I can tell through this tenth-generation VHS stream Newcastle look a lot more up for it
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
told ya
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
Spurs managing to spurs up easy qualification for the CL
I mean talk about ruining it
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)
Whatll we get for son on the market? Does everyone else know he's shit yet?
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
don't really follow the fitba threads so closely now but since when did nickb become quite so devoted to the trials and tribulations of the theatre of dreams
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
No cunt in the box the last four games poch out replace him with Adkins
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
They're probably not allowed to do that, but it would suit everyone really, wouldn't it? I'm kind of relieved I don't 'have to' waste a sunny afternoon watching turgid LVG football. Or indeed any football. The garden beckons...
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
maybe apt that ilx would only go fully into code red during the late twp verfremdungseffekt era
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Wijnaldum!
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
since when did nickb become quite so devoted to the trials and tribulations of the theatre of dreams
about 40 years ago tbh
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
weren't they crap in 1976 too tho
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
Ref a cunt a coward and a cheat
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)
just failed to qualify for europe and got beaten in the fa cup final iirc xp
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
this is wretched fucking garbage. these cunts don't even seem bothered that they're failing like they do every season
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)
Setup is all wrong without dembele, poch totally inert since wba scored
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)
2-0
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
Pack of fucking tarts
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
pathetic and embarrassing
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)
any meaningful pass ends up at NUFC feet, barely any width. as with last week I can't pick out a Spurs player who deserves any meaningful credit
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
repetition in my post accidental but ironic
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:44 (nine years ago)
A team chasing the title built on Danny rose and Dembele, you couldn't of wrote it last summer
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:45 (nine years ago)
No more than Chelsea tho, shame on this other pack of cunts and the morons that applaud them
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)
Mason booked so will be even more ineffectual for however long he stays on the field
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
swansea just equalised from a free kick, game kind of on
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
I hope everyone dies
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:49 (nine years ago)
Would rather have Ryan Mason off the pitch even if they didn't replace him at the moment.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)
lol, remember when a lot of people thought tottenham might overhaul leicester and win the league?
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17OkEeTxgCA
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:07 (nine years ago)
No?xp
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:07 (nine years ago)
But yknow welcome to the EPL thread, struggle finding us before now did you?
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
xps I remember when sports writers/btl twats were pretending that they thought that to get clicks/attention
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNq1S54Sso
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)
Collymore is tweeting about a phone attached to a pipe and wires in an Old Trafford toilet.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)
momentarily read 'about' as 'from' there which was a diverting image
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)
Game slightly back on.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
Love u erik
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
did he mean that? gonna say yes, in that it looked like a stupid idea that came off
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)
Definitely.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
Mitrovic lucky not to get bookd for that look
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)
Ref looks like he might enact retribution here
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
Mitrovic is an underrated mentalist
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)
Fuck me that tackle.
He must be
a spurs fan
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)
christ this is going to put years on me
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:30 (nine years ago)
diving fucking cunt
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
Unbelievable decision
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
Omfg awful call
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)
day just needs a villa equaliser to be complete
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)
is anyone following that game? sounded like Arsenal were sleepwalking through it as they're entitled to do
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:34 (nine years ago)
If that happened I would be actively willing us to lose just for a laugh.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)
Davies there are players that can afford to slow down in a footrace but all of those players and indeed all players ever witnessed in professional activity are much much quicker than you you lackadaisical tool
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)
How difficult can it be to leave cover at the back with two of the better centre halves on the planet I'd assume not that hard but hey yknow maybe the system is more complex than we know
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)
nearly 4-1
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)
Sissoko we always make look like a world class player did I ask how that is last week
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
Arsenal have scored again.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
And again.
The way we have set up here we will not score and will concede at least once more its fucking madness
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
just incredibly staggeringly stupid and inept
We should be losing this about six nil the end of this season has been impossible
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
men against cunts out there tbqf
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
Seven
Eight
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
4-1
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
Rescind that contract and I'm off to support dembele and fuck theß disgraceful pitiable fucks
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
I literally cannot believe this is happening.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
I've literally never seen anything like this
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
that was an xp
I'm roaring laughing now
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
I'm enjoying it on a new level
I'm in a pub showing West Ham Stoke and it's a humdinger.
:(
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
tbf
tbf like
It's very unlike us to only do this when it's stopped mattering
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
Lads,
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
It's tottenham
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)
meanwhile the city match tensely edges nearer to an unmemorable draw, the fuck am i warching this for
― real orgone kid (NickB), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:48 (nine years ago)
if these fucks fall to pieces when a possibility as remote as the title finally eludes them do you think they're going to regroup with any conviction next season when they're called upon to not embarrass themselves in the CL and maintain anything other that perpetual 5th/6th/lower mediocrity
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:48 (nine years ago)
I could have hit the road back to Dublin at 1pm if not for this
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)
I'm going to say we threw it so Wenger gets a contract extension. In the grand scheme of things, when it became clear they were not finishing lower than third two games ago they switched off.
On an unrelated note someone I know claims to have seen John Terry at Eurovision last night so the reason for his suspension meltdown is looking a little more clear.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)
Couple of things that have Ben bad all season came to an incredible head today and its on poch
Passing to nowhere
Crossing appalling
Soft on break
Nobody ever in the box
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
The absence of Dembele and Alli felt hugely - two critical players and they've nothing close to come in when they're not available. In many ways this is a blessing so they don't go dreaming into next season that it's going to be easy to make top 4 again.
The last couple of goals were classic throwing everything up to gamble on getting back in it and getting caught. The pen was unlucky. I wouldn't lose too much sleep.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)
Hey guys got you a cake
http://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FBmYbCX4CAAAqm_C.jpg
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
The last couple of goals were classic throwing everything up to gamble on getting back in it and getting caught.
on a case by case basis this is true but as I say I don't think I've ever seen an 11 v 10 match pan out like that, even when gambling was paramount
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
Chelsea taking great delight in finishing 7 places below Spuds I hear.
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)
Terry has unfortunately not gone full kit wanker style today
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)
That was the worst performance since udinese under Ramos. And I couldn't even pick any one player out, nor any five.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
had forgotten all details of that perhaps mercifully. how was Jamie O'Hara ever a thing
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
Gareth Bale on that night sunk to depths of ineptitude I've not seen since in a spurs player. Funny old game.
Poch has hopefully learned a lot from WBA onwards and he's been otm in the transfer market so far, p much.
I'm not letting Ryan mason spoil third for me. Onwards.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
This is enlivened by the grimly amusing sight of Henry, Souness and Carragher standing around in the Old Trafford car park.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)
Souness is fucking furious.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
not having that isis lot at all
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i/?img=/media/motion/ESPNi/2016/0515/int_160515_INET_FC_POCH_SOUND/int_160515_INET_FC_POCH_SOUND.jpg
― r|t|c, Sunday, 15 May 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)
(xp) or is the Republican thing they were warning us about during the week - in one ear and out the other, I know.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 May 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
tbrr if spurs heed this one lesson once they'll have done more in the last decade than arsenal, who are all snapchatting each others arses as we speak
― r|t|c, Sunday, 15 May 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
could have been a great facebook cover photo that
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)
Utd game will be played on Tuesday I'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear
― Number None, Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
apparently it was left there by accident after a training exercise
there will have been lols
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)
Possibly the only training exercise involving Man Utd to yield apparently explosive results this season ho ho ho
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)
GOTS: Alli, Martina, Benteke in that order and imo
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
Benteke's wasn't even the best goal in that game
― Number None, Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)
MOTD's efforts to show and analyse the Spurs game without betraying their final position is acutely painful on a number of levels
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 15 May 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
Relieved to be taking a break from all this tbh, I'm mentally exhausted.
England squad is announced in about half an hour.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 09:47 (nine years ago)
GoalkeepersJoe Hart, Fraser Forster, Tom Heaton
DefendersNathaniel Clyne, Kyle Walker, Danny Rose, Ryan Bertrand, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Gary Cahill
MidfieldersDele Alli, Ross Barkley, Fabian Delph, Danny Drinkwater, Eric Dier, Jordan Henderson, James Milner, Adam Lallana, Raheem Sterling, Jack Wilshere, Andros Townsend
ForwardsWayne Rooney, Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Marcus Rashford, Daniel Sturridge
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:08 (nine years ago)
Only seven defenders so they're all staying.
I'm guessing Townsend, Rashford and either Delph or Drinkwater don't make the cut, presuming Studge and Wilshere don't break down in training.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)
That's probably the best collection of strikers England have taken to a tournament since the 90s fwiw.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 10:13 (nine years ago)
shame they're going to start the worst one
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:37 (nine years ago)
that's not saying much though, tbf
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)
Euro 2016 thread needed? Since we're all represented... oh, hold on...
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:40 (nine years ago)
true don't think hong kong qualified for euro 2016
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:41 (nine years ago)
Buildup thread maybe, and a new one for when the tournament starts.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)
should we start the bidding process for thread titles
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:54 (nine years ago)
Who's notably absent?
Defoe a striking omission
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:54 (nine years ago)
They'd be Lyon if they didn't admit to being bordeauxlready
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 10:58 (nine years ago)
Destinés Toulouse
Only football weekly pronounces it right: France 2016
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:00 (nine years ago)
Identifying a Rashford: Euro 2016
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:04 (nine years ago)
3 CB's are all england can muster? 2 of which are Stones and Cahill. lol.
― pandemic, Monday, 16 May 2016 11:12 (nine years ago)
yeah the defence is definitely the weak link there
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:16 (nine years ago)
how did smalling become england's best cb
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:18 (nine years ago)
Moving Rooney up the pitch into midfield destabilised everything
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)
Dier can provide cover at CB but probably shouldn't.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:28 (nine years ago)
yeah you can see how 7 goals from right back would make people think rooney could play in midfield but really his solidity and the fact he won't rove forward is more important
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
Rooney can provide cover for Dier providing cover at CB.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:31 (nine years ago)
rooney can be ground up to provide roughage for the rest of the team.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:40 (nine years ago)
Even Defoe didn't think he had a chance of making the squad.
Wondering which talented, dynamic, pacey attacking midfielder will be sacrificed so that Rooney can be shunted into some shitty fake #10 role.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 12:38 (nine years ago)
jordan henderson
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 12:40 (nine years ago)
Nah he makes way so Jack Wilshere can get his 22 minutes pre-breakdown.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
Not actually messing are there 7 right backs or auxiliary right backs in that squad and is this an England thing that bears looking into
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
Gonna play all eight of them against Wales.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
Mark Noble won't be watching Euro 2016https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cikw-ALWsAAfsH4.jpg:large
― mizzell, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:37 (nine years ago)
lol!
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)
that is 'parody' bantz, is what imago is trying to say
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
i had assumed it was real for mizzell to post it
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
there's layers of gullibility here that i wish to not interrogate
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/SteMc74/status/732174277328420865
https://twitter.com/MC_of_A/status/732188135824691200
ere's some more tip top orange fanta
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
It was obviously a fake. Noble is clearly an Ayia Napa guy.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)
LFC, football, stats. iOS developer. Tax advisor. Guitar player. Hendrix / Metallica. Husband. Messer. Dad to my best pal's Liam/Eoghan.
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)
think he'd have stopped the adultery after the first one
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)
A true messer will never stop.
― Tim, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)
smalling smashing in an own goal with the last kick of the game means spurs and man u share the lowest number of goals conceeded in the prem
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)
massive boos for lvg from the 15 people left in the stadium as he addresses the crowd afterwards
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 20:58 (nine years ago)
thank christ for Martial and Rashford. One more game to endure
― Number None, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/hesham786/status/732683508804661249
― Number None, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
haaa
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)
Just remembered that the first goal scored in the prem this season was Kyle walker scoring one for United at OT, which gives the whole thing a nice symmetry
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
lol west ham flinging out the fm2016 punts
everyone knows it'll be benteke get it over with
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 00:04 (nine years ago)
Bigness of a Carroll Benteke front two would crack the sky cameras with every juddering impact
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 00:08 (nine years ago)
ach another year of the cunt
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 10:41 (nine years ago)
https://www.chelseafc.com/content/cfc/en/homepage/news/boilerplate-config/latest-news/2016/05/terry-signs-new-contract.hero.png
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:21 (nine years ago)
Hi lbi better if you announced yourself less cuntishly but good to see u anyway
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:33 (nine years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/1142B/production/_89699607_terry-fans-getty.jpg
definite "police hunt violent attacker" feeling to this
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:37 (nine years ago)
ty deems <3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:40 (nine years ago)
please stay
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:46 (nine years ago)
yeah, a dutch perspective on the euros would be welcome
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)
Ha. Perfectly at ease with us not being there tbh. The country will remain orange and relatively bonkers-free, which makes for a nice change.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)
Picked the wrong year to stay away from this thread what with LCFC, LvG, Depay's demise and Spurs being Spursy up until the last day of the season tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)
you will offer a neutral perspective! deems and garda are going to go rabid, i can just tell
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 12:02 (nine years ago)
neutral but slightly favouring germany
i don't really get too irate about ireland's national team - they tend to have a more soporific effect. but i am a bit more hopeful about this team's ability to run around a lot and play intimidating high balls.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
Wayne Rooney sees his Manchester United future in midfield after impressing in the role during Tuesday's 3-1 win over Bournemouth at Old Trafford.
The England captain scored the opener and set up Ashley Young for the third.
"Sometimes you have to make choices in your career and at the moment it's better for me to play deeper," he said.
"It could be a bit different for England where I could still be the striker but probably next season that's where I see myself playing."
must be nice to have this optimism.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)
Rogaine is a helluva drug
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
be interesting to see where he imagines they'll play him after he dies
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
Deep-lying cf.
― Tim, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)
box to box
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
in the hole
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)
All over the park.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)
Corridor of existential uncertainty
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
Ghosting in from midfield.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)
http://www.tommydonbavand.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sss1cover.jpg
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
FC Twente (league champs in 2011) are being set back to the second tier next season due to financial foul play. Hakim Ziyech, their star player, will certainly be up for grabs for PL clubs now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
Whoa. I've been following the Dutch playoffs with interest; Heracles Almelo for the Europa League? With a 8,500-capacity ground, no less. That's on a par with Exeter City (who should also be in Europe, natch).
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)
We'll get Newport IOW in the cup one of these years.
― Tim, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
Yes Michael! Nowhere near LCFC levels of surprising but similar in that they had to make due with a scrappy team but somehow managed to perform consistently well.
I'd go see Heracles-Exeter tbh.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
What thread is Local Garda's party tonight at btw?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiwrgrgWgAAxiSG.jpg
Aston Villa Football Club is pleased to announce that an agreement has been signed today for the sale of 100% ownership by Randy Lerner to Recon Group owned by Dr.Tony Xia subject to the approval of the Premier League and the Football League。 Recon Group is one of the China’s largest business in the urbanisation and health and food sectors amongst other activities all over the world。 Dr。 Tony Xia will become Chairman of Aston Villa
Xia Jiantong, chief executive of the Corporation of Science and Technology Teamax in Hangzhou, eastern China city, is considered a "phenomenon" since childhood. Five, entered primary school. It was admitted to the college 14 years. At 24, he became doctor of Harvard University of the United States. Upon completing his 32 years, Xia achieved successes in landscape architecture and the development of sotfwares.
In 2001, Xia Jiantong started his venture in Hangzhou. He, aged 25, created at a time, two companies, one for landscape architecture and the other for development of software related to the GIS system. He became the chief designer and CEO of both.
Co-Xia say their boss is a "thinker" of the area. In addition to creating the magazine Design Life, he created a school in Beijing and invites the master architects and experts in GIS technology to give lectures. All these efforts have fostered the dissemination of advanced concepts and international advanced technologies in China.
Bibliographic informationTitle An Object-oriented Approach to Integrated Dynamic Geographical Decision Support SystemAuthor Jiantong XiaPublisher Harvard University, 2003Length 159 pages
$664m Softto Co. Ltd. China Hangzhou Teamax Tech Grp. Co. 05 Jan 2015 HPC
Dr. Jian Tong Xia, PhD is hairman at Lotus Health Industry Holding Group Co.
Teamax Smart City Technology Corp Ltd operates in the Toilet preparations sector.
About ten years ago in September 2000, Fang, the watchdog of Zachary Burton, a professor at Michigan State University, began to collect evidences against Dr. Xia Jiantong, a 24-year old Chinese who was said to be the youngest professor that Harvard ever appointed. The offence Xia committed related to his description of his academic credentials that Fang believed to be over exaggerated to some degree. Fang determined to bring Xia down for that reason so sent the accusation along with the relevant materials to the assistant dean for Harvard Graduate School of Design
http://multipletext.com/2010/10-two-Chinese-men.htmhttp://multipletext.com/2010/10-Fang-could-not-be-hit-by-hammar.htm
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― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/JiantongXia
Xia Jiantong followed Aston Villa FC, Aston Villa FC Buzz, Tottenham Hotspur and 16 others
Xia Jiantong Followed
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JDM @JakeDavidMorganI sell mobile phones
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Jack WhitehallVerified account @jackwhitehallI'm a comedian. http://www.jackwhitehall.com
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The Sun-Aston VillaVerified account @SunAstonVillaFollow all the latest news on Aston Villa with The Sun #avfc @TheSunFootball @SunSportNow
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― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)
that might not be him
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pFRJu15.png
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
idk weibo seems to check out
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)
The fuck is happening
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)
Christer @Chrsmo 1h1 hour agoWyness a part of the board, but who is Banfill and Samuelson? #avfc
The Holte @TheHolteTweets 1h1 hour agoSwiss investment group: "Christopher Samuelson" and "Jamie Banfill" - http://socfin.gi/ #AVFC
The Holte @TheHolteTweets 1h1 hour agoSamuelson previously tried to lead a consortium to buy Reading. #AVFC
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
yes this sounds like an excellent idea
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7162363/Jose-Mourinho-and-Louis-van-Gaal-could-work-together-at-Manchester-United.html
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2016 23:26 (nine years ago)
sounds fairly unworkable but you'd probably accept that or worse rather than have giggs and/or one of his coeval morons run the place
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)
Entirely unworkable but potentially hilarious.
If I were a United fan I'd be more worried that the OT hierarchy apparently can't see past Mourinho or Giggs as an option.
― Matt DC, Friday, 20 May 2016 07:24 (nine years ago)
Please give it to Giggs.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 May 2016 07:43 (nine years ago)
Giggs would be a disaster no doubt. I don't know how much potential he has as a coach, but something tells me he's less of a natural at man management than Gary Neville, and his form isn't looking so hot at the moment. No idea why he hasn't gone somewhere else to gain some proper experience, I guess he's just another guy whose career has stalled under LVG, add him to the list with Januzaj, Pereira, Memph, Valdes, even Schneiderlin looks worse since he moved to Old Trafford, Mata's missed out on the Spain squad etc. Whole lot would be better off shipping out to I dunno, Sunderland or wherever it is the ghosts of United past hang out these days. That said, fuck a Mourinho.
― real orgone kid (NickB), Friday, 20 May 2016 09:09 (nine years ago)
think giggs knows if he goes somewhere else he'll be booted out in 10 weeks and never manage man u. so he clings on to the possibility of everyone ignoring his lack of ability and taking a romantic leap of faith.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 May 2016 09:17 (nine years ago)
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Friday, 20 May 2016 09:25 (nine years ago)
This amazing pencil portrait by a Giggs fan has actually rendered his soul onto paper.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwX4NmwIQAAycm1.jpg
― calzino, Friday, 20 May 2016 09:57 (nine years ago)
fairly sure i've killed him in resident evil 2
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 May 2016 10:08 (nine years ago)
There's a haunted tragic Van Gogh like quality to that portrait.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 20 May 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)
low of brow, thick of neck
― real orgone kid (NickB), Friday, 20 May 2016 10:12 (nine years ago)
looks like the bastard son of martin keown
there's a venereal yeti in us all tbfttl
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:09 (nine years ago)
ginola now awake from coma and quadruple bypass surgery
think that really might have quite got to me if he'd carked it tbh
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)
think giggs knows if he goes somewhere else he'll be booted out in 10 weeks and never manage man u. so he clings on to the possibility of everyone ignoring his lack of ability and taking a romantic leap of faith
^ Exactly
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 20 May 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
Giggs and Woodward are the only constants in the two failed regimes. Makes you think
― Number None, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/60bd50273aeaad5e59830a3abb48f2ce68ead6c6/0_213_3000_1801/master/3000.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=6319b04368acd3b8e555a97d07368548
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)
Chinese businessman may use his health food business to rebrand ground‘We will not simply and callously destroy a club’s history,’ Xia says
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)
Lerner gives the foreign owners' club a lesson in loveDavid Conn
The US tycoon with respect for history has built bridges with fans by using his own money to revive Aston Villa
Wednesday 5 March 2008 11.09 GMT
When the North American billionaire Randy Lerner bought Aston Villa in the summer of 2006, the Villa fans' reception made a startling, sunny contrast to the one meted out to the Glazer family, who had blazed the US takeover trail at Manchester United.
There were promises of real investment in players, Villa Park and the Bodymoor Heath training ground, and, importantly, an instant thawing in relations with supporters. Lerner's right-hand man, the Purple Heart-winning, handshake-crunching General Charles Krulak, who became a Villa director, was soon chatting on fans' websites to engage with longstanding complaints. His and Lerner's promises to honour the club's distinguished heritage, promises which have felt empty elsewhere, seemed from the beginning to carry a genuine ring.
The lesson so far appears to be that if English football's great clubs have to be up for sale in this richest ever boom-time, they seem better off in the hands of men who mean what they say about honouring their heritage and respecting the fans, and do not arrive with their arms full of debt.
Over £34m has been provided for O'Neill to spend, mostly on young English players including Zat Knight, Nigel Reo-Coker and Marlon Harewood
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)
poll
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)
id have to go for reo-coker. Vancouver Whitecaps legend, and the only player of the three who could really be described as "young" in footballing terms when that article was written.
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:28 (nine years ago)
marlon harewood was only 28 years old when he began playing for aston villa and probably has another decade before he reaches his peak
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:29 (nine years ago)
Villa actually did pretty well in the first few Lerner years but his loss of interest couldn't have been more obvious and it says a fuck of a lot that Martin O'Neill somehow managed to end up the most progressive of his managerial appointments.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 21 May 2016 09:22 (nine years ago)
I know O'Neill spent vast amounts of money on shite but they also managed to finish top six for three out of his four seasons in charge. Modern realness totems like Tony Pulis don't get you into the top six.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 21 May 2016 09:26 (nine years ago)
God though, his list of signings is like a roll call of late 00s England landfill. Luke Young! Nicky Shorey!
― Matt DC, Saturday, 21 May 2016 09:31 (nine years ago)
So why is [departing Chairman Steve] Hollis so convinced Xia is the right fit for Villa?
He points to his incredible business network and the exciting plans that Xia has already outlined to him.
"The thing that really helped me and Randy Lerner get ourselves over the line to sell the club to Tony, was looking at his track record," said Hollis. “The reason we went with Tony is if you actually look at his background and see what he has achieved in his business career, frankly it’s amazing.
“He has been key to the development of over 60 cities in China.
"When you look at the depth and breadth of the Recon Group, if he can replicate what he has achieved in China at Aston Villa, it will be transformational. That was one of the reasons why we and Randy Lerner himself is pleased he got it over the line.
“As for promises, anyone can make promises, it’s: ‘can you deliver on those promises?’
“This is not a gentleman who goes around making brash promises. This is a gentleman who has a proven track record of delivering.
“And as the single biggest football investment out of China, the Chinese do not have a habit of doing things and coming second. This is the single biggest investment out of mainland China – mainland is the important point.
“From my experience in business and generally with Chinese business people, they do not come second to anybody.
“If they commit their name to something and their money they want to make sure it is successful.
“With the plans he has got to have this club back in the Premier League, he has got ambitions around Europe. You look at the opportunities there, you look at the redevelopment scale, there are 30 acres of real estate around us at Villa Park. The opportunity to regenerate something that is special.
“He has big plans that you will all hear about soon. The next few years will be great.”
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 May 2016 09:32 (nine years ago)
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/9969d8b0-1e63-11e6-b286-cddde55ca122.html
The Recon Group said the mistaken information contained in the press release had been the result of a “miscommunication” with Aston Villa, and they would ask the football club to change the wording of the statement.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 May 2016 09:34 (nine years ago)
the Chinese do not have a habit of doing things and coming second
Really?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 10:15 (nine years ago)
hoping he brings a suitably mainland approach to labour relations, should be fun
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 21 May 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when the Holte End greets its new owners with jaunty Chairman Mao masks.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 21 May 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
Those won't be red cards the fans will be holding up next year.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 10:23 (nine years ago)
pls to change villa colours to all royal blue thx chinese guys
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)
Arsenal have signed Xhaka
― Number None, Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
£35m!
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
Xhaka cant
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:55 (nine years ago)
Ive paid no attention to the bundesliga over the past two seasons. Anyone wanna fill me in? As far as i can tell hes artetas replacement (which makes elneny flaminis replacement?)
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 21 May 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)
V good 'playmaker' midfielder but in a setting the tempo mold rather than assist making template. 35 mill sounds v steep but he's better than what you've got. Obv hoping he'd sign for lfc to complete the Xhaka Can midfield.
― pandemic, Saturday, 21 May 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
Real prize midfielder this summer will be Nainggolan who the 5 times I saw Roma this season was the best player on the pitch each time.
― pandemic, Saturday, 21 May 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)
Thinking about Roma reminds of Strootman and his much discussed move to Utd back in the day.
― pandemic, Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:02 (nine years ago)
well the kontinental kev kohort has been in fine fettle this season so i expect him to get back to his old self if he can avoid injury
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Strootman earns Netherlands recallGoal.com - 3 days agoKevin Strootman in line to make his first international appearance in over two years
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
Hope darraghmac and pandemic don't mind if I pinch xhaka can for my fantasy league team name next season.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
Be my guest id imagine its not an ilx original tbf
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)
plagiarizing a notorious self-plagiarist
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)
Bone crushing takedown nakh
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)
bayern thugs-n-karl-heinz
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)
Former Fulham manager Martin Jol said, "Dembélé is probably the best player on the ball I've ever seen."[28]
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)
Who or what is dembele like? Worried weve hitched our wagon to a pretty particular set of cm skills
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
Jol outrageous.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)
Nobody gives a fuck about the cup
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)
Pretty much nothing has happened aside from Clattenberg being terrible and that hardly seemed notable enough to post about.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)
Bye bye louis
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)
Otoh
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)
Fucking typical. Had a tenner on no goalscorer and United will still win it now
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)
Have been having a kickabout on the pitch at the Amex so I've missed a chunk of this. What happened to rashers?
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)
Cabaye stood on his knee. Looked innocuous
― Number None, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)
LOL most respected club competition in the world.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)
.. or whatever the fuck they tell us it is.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)
Ffs United, shit or get off the pot
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)
Thanks number none btw
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)
Wtf is going on in smallings brain
― real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)
rope a dope genius from smalling tbh
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
FA Cup is the world's shittest tournament nowadays
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)
"Great advert for the premier league "
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
BBC reporting Mourinho will definitely be Man Utd's manager next season.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
his failure will be supremely delicious
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
Looking forward to the silky, attacking football Utd will be playing next season, in the tradition of their great teams of the past.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
any sort of attacking football will be an improvement on Louisball
― Number None, Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)
thanks for the cup though I guess
― Number None, Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)
The Dutchman still has one season remaining on his three-year deal, but despite spending £250m on new players, his tenure has disappointed many fans, the club finishing fourth and then fifth in the Premier League.
Taken from the bbc. How does a club finish 4th and then 5th? But also today is p much the only enjoyable day a utd fan has had all season, so well done bbc for doing this news dump on it for something i'm sure they potentially knew for a while.*
*well its been the news story on the back of every paper every day for the past six months, so an hour after the fa cup final?
― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:38 (nine years ago)
Oh wait they mean 4th last season dont they? My bad
Spurs finished second and then third.
― groovypanda, Saturday, 21 May 2016 20:46 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/960da36654208ed743f6e374d43619db5284c4f9/0_83_3000_1800/master/3000.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=d093e871f5baf8e8c0eff592cfd53a2d
The FA Cup-winning manager turned up to speak at Wembley with the trophy in his hands, and placed it on the table in front of him. “I show you the Cup, I don’t discuss my future with the media,” he said defiantly. “Some of you have had me sacked already.”
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/The_Taking_of_Christ-Caravaggio_%28c.1602%29.jpg
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 May 2016 22:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.piazza-signoria.com/images/perseus-medusa-cellini/DSC_0596-WM.jpg
The FA Cup-winning manager turned up to speak at Wembley with the trophy in his hands, and placed it on the table in front of him. “I show you the Cup"
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 May 2016 07:10 (nine years ago)
The savagery of people talking about the FA Cup Final on the Premiership thread. Although I didn't watch it on the apparently correct assumption that it would be largely dogshit, although the pub did turn the TV on for extra time, which I appreciated.
I'll miss Van Gaal, he was frequently hilarious, even if the football was like sex masochism.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:33 (nine years ago)
Also, poor Mata.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:34 (nine years ago)
Was trying to think of a way we could use mata but alas
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/22/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-players-near-mutiny
The end is finally fucking nigh
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)
Van Gaal, to give him his due, was always willing to listen to complaints and encouraged his players to speak up. But the bad feeling continued. From that point onwards, he started sending the players individual emails detailing their faults and submitting video clips to highlight his dissatisfaction. Except by that stage a lot of the players were so disillusioned many ignored the emails or redirected them straight to their trash. Van Gaal suspected as much and had a tracker fitted so he could check if the emails were opened and for how long. It became a game of cat and mouse. Some players opened the emails on their mobiles, then left their phones on the side and wandered off for 20 minutes.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:38 (nine years ago)
Rolling being a boss threas tbrr
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)
read receipt devils
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
(though the story of one player asking United’s chef to hard-boil him a couple of eggs to take home, on the basis he did not know how to do it himself, suggests that maybe some members of the squad do need coddling).
unusually cocottish humour from dt
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 May 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)
there's no way at all that jesse lingard can boil an egg, but otoh i can't see januzaj being allowed to pop down the shops to buy a box for himself either
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 11:31 (nine years ago)
i immediately assumed lingard as well, bc he is a fuccboi prick or something look idk
however it is rashford supposedly, so aw bless im
― r|t|c, Monday, 23 May 2016 11:36 (nine years ago)
my 11 year old probably couldn't manage it either tbf
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 11:39 (nine years ago)
Sacked.
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/A2CC/production/_89767614_lvg_ferguson_getty.jpg
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 11:56 (nine years ago)
Apparently the eggman was Darmian
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 12:05 (nine years ago)
And the walrus was Wayne
How is Mou to ManU not a disastrous choice for everyone involved?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)
I can see an up side
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 May 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)
Well apparently there are only three choices. And it's definitely the least bad one. Which isn't to say it's good exactly, but that’s Woodward for you
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 12:21 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjJA4rdWYAA_T2H.jpg
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 May 2016 12:23 (nine years ago)
Hes still one of the best managers in recent history, he could be a massive success still.
― plums (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)
otm. i am p surprised at man u fans acting so cautious or like they are above jose's dark magyck. he wins things.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:16 (nine years ago)
end of m8.
got a bit confused between threads there. former winterfell man jon snow finally has the night's watch marching to the beat of his drum, but can they do it on a cold tuesday night north of the wall?
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)
Jose genuinely looked like he was losing his mind towards the end of the last Chelsea stint though tbf
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 13:26 (nine years ago)
Getting Zlatan in as well would be some proper WWE-style heelery
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)
Does no-one care that Giggsy is for the knacker's yard? Shame!
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
He'll find something in the Wales set-up prob
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 May 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)
maybe they could get zlatan to shoot him
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:39 (nine years ago)
what are the chances of fellaini remaining if mou gets the job?
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:40 (nine years ago)
stoked for this particular madness
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:41 (nine years ago)
Or maybe the Bobby Charlton route: 90 years a Man Utd player/legend man and boy, couple of years as a useless manager, rest of his life as Man Utd museum piece. They may as well build a special enclosure for him the trophy room. (xxxp)
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:42 (nine years ago)
guess he can spend more time with his family etc
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 May 2016 13:48 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNlhmGkR5Tk
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 May 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)
Giggs will be sacked by Sunderland four months into an awful one-win stint once Allardyce fucks off to I dunno Palace or somewhere.
― Matt DC, Monday, 23 May 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
Mou's biggest success has been with defensive play, at Inter & Chelsea. Van Gaal didn't seem to have any consistent tactic at all, but I'd dread seeing ManU taking on Chelsea's style of play tbf.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 14:01 (nine years ago)
Man utd were shit to watch for a long tail end of ferguson's time and since
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)
otm, when did they last play the MAN UTD WAY?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:08 (nine years ago)
Well true, but I don't think Mou will change that. More wins though: highly likely.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
the second leg 5-1 against midtjylland in the europa? it was against midtjylland though xp
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)
^ the one time when memphis has looked really fucking class btw
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)
um apart from this of course...
http://gms.cachefly.net/images/15/12/27/22c6b4882bb828e79f35689f5b76427c/960.jpg
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)
Memphis was brilliant in the 3-2 early cl game, cant remember opposition
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
From the Dutch FA's agenda for tomorrow's meeting:
The behavior, charisma and attitude of the current generation of professional football players, of which some represent the Dutch national team, leaves a lot to be desired. This aspect will be taken into account in our plan making
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2015/09/07/14/depay2.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)
who's he come as, yosemite sam?
i know he's only played a handful of games so far for united but tim fosu-mensah looks like a definite keeper
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)
P excited about Fosu-Mensah myself. At least LvG did that at ManU: give youngsters a chance.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
it's true, though you could argue that a lot of the opportunities came about through chronic injury problems in the squad and some questionable transfer dealings that left things a bit thin in some positions. like rashford only got a chance cos there was literally no-one else available
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
Yeah, Louis's "youth policy" is to some extent a red herring. He generally brought in the young players when there was literally no one else available (due to poor squad planning) and even if they performed well they were out of the team again as soon as a senior player was available, regardless of how shite they were e.g. Rojo
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
This meant that literally every young defender on the club's books got a go but other, probably more deserving, players basically didn't get a look in. Simply because there was adequate cover in their positions e.g. Pereira
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
TFM looks the business though, yeah. Mourinho should love him
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
But the idea that LVG planned for the emergence of Rashford (who had only played a handful of reserve games before he made his debut) is ludicrous. Sheer blind luck. At the beginning of the season he was talking about Fellaini and Januzaj as backup strikers, and ended the season playing Ashley Young as one
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
"Youth policy" is such a get out clause for failed managers (see Deila @ Celtic)
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)
LVG's considered approach to the yoof can be summed up by his decision to throw on Nick Powell in the dying minutes of a sudden death CL game. The Philosophy basically boiled down to "throw enough shit at a wall"
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:25 (nine years ago)
But once Ashley Young was fit again, he started sending him on as an emergency centre forward instead. If only united could've signed someone like that chicharito guy
― real orgone kid (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)
Number None and Nick have said everything I was going to say re: LVG & youth so I'm just posting this to say I concur. I concur.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)
(NYSE: MANU) Louis van Gaal is to leave Manchester United, with immediate effect.Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward said: "I would like to thank Louis and his staff for their excellent work in the past two years culminating in winning a record-equalling 12th FA Cup for the club (and securing him a title in four different countries). He has behaved with great professionalism and dignity throughout his time here. He leaves us with a legacy of having given several young players the confidence to show their ability on the highest stage. Everyone at the club wishes him all the best in the future."A decision on a successor as manager will be announced soon.
Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward said: "I would like to thank Louis and his staff for their excellent work in the past two years culminating in winning a record-equalling 12th FA Cup for the club (and securing him a title in four different countries). He has behaved with great professionalism and dignity throughout his time here. He leaves us with a legacy of having given several young players the confidence to show their ability on the highest stage. Everyone at the club wishes him all the best in the future."
A decision on a successor as manager will be announced soon.
― Number None, Monday, 23 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
LvG shapeshifting into a cock
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
(SFW but I dont care about your work tbh)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 May 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/222989-liverpool-confirm-loris-karius-squad-number
awkward
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
hate this pewdiepie cunt already #teamtrapp
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)
former prodigy viktor fischer to boro too in other aryan ubermenschen news
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)
Also I note that Joey Barton has now unlocked every level on Super Journeyman World by moving to the SPL.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)
former prodigy viktor fischer to boro too in other aryan ubermenschen news― r|t|c, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 7:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― r|t|c, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 7:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
He's so excited, he just can't hide it
Reporter: Congratulations on your move to M'boroFischer: I didn't even know that, niceReporter: € 5 millionFischer: Eh, cool
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)
Amazing teleportation skills he's showing in the middle of that.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:05 (nine years ago)
Am sure that every two-bob cunt on twitter has already made this joke but good to see dumb barton in the premier league at last eh amirite etfc
― real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/24/21/3492194100000578-3607488-image-a-20_1464121615659.jpg
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)
Slutsky has confirmed Leicester have offered £23m for Ahmed Musa. Seems a lot given that Doumbia is probably available for next to nothing and is a better finisher but he is quick and skillful. Would be an upgrade on Okazaki.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2016 11:45 (nine years ago)
Maybe i love wwe too much but omg zlatan as the rock at wm17 im so excited
― plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)
Ibra's going to China
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)
Koeman is off to Everton, in Liverpool today to discuss terms.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 June 2016 11:23 (nine years ago)
Oh yeah theyre billionaires now
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:11 (nine years ago)
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 June 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
Liverpool offered the player £140,000 a week, but Arsenal are in pole position because the clause is only available to Champions League clubs.
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 June 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)
Who's that?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:37 (nine years ago)
Vardy lol
― Number None, Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:42 (nine years ago)
Wouldn't want him tbh - Arsenal signing him is embarrassing for them.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:45 (nine years ago)
― Number None, Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:47 (nine years ago)
Yeah for such an incredible player this season im all AAAAARGH WENGER REMEMBER JEFFERS FFS THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL
But also maybe it'll work? He has been truly great this season. Or he could decide to stay and we'll have to go for someone whose had more than one good season ever? So conflicted about this. Wish we went for zlatan
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 4 June 2016 09:54 (nine years ago)
vardy and jeffers, pretty much the same player if you think about it
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:00 (nine years ago)
I guess Jeffers wasn't a horrible racist prick
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:15 (nine years ago)
Both Foxes in the Boxes.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:15 (nine years ago)
jenkinson x van persie to utd
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:24 (nine years ago)
does kinda seem like classic wenger to contrive spending 20m to tell theo he's a fucking pussy this way instead of to his face for free
round about when jose returned and cast himself as thee pearly queen of england it struck me that wenger was rly the one who lowkey said the most ukip bollocks on a consistent basis. this fits in with his numerous quixotic subliminals over the years re twp/suarez/sanchez/austin and the lost art of the street football fighty fight man
like an increasingly deranged scientist attempting to cure the virus he created - 50k p/w britlad yoof wave all now pathetic mutant manbabies littering the marble halls, even mighty sanchez sapped of his maracas this season, he must now splice the two for a new totem, incorruptibly un-arsenal maximum panto dame
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:40 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/johncrossmirror/status/738827560029716481
doubt i will see worse crap about this than this
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:41 (nine years ago)
Jesus rtc what a post. Ill spend a week rereading that
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:46 (nine years ago)
Rob @rob_rob72 14h14 hours ago
@johncrossmirror fuck off John you clown
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)
state of ramsey's hair btw. thought t-swift was bad enough
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:51 (nine years ago)
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8104038.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-Phil-Jones-and-fiance-Kaya-Hall-out-and-about-in-Cheshire.jpg
ok strangely i don't find this so bad. roy batty x nora batty vibez
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:56 (nine years ago)
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, June 4, 2016 10:46 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beautiful post rtc, i'd post it to the striking imagery thread but it's too good for 'em.
― pandemic, Saturday, 4 June 2016 11:09 (nine years ago)
honestly just seems like any ten-a-penny vintage ilf post to me but ty i guess lads
did clink a tyskie to rb x nb though not gonna lie
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 11:15 (nine years ago)
I posted it there Pandemic, deserves to be there.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 4 June 2016 11:20 (nine years ago)
Pearlies before swine
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 June 2016 11:21 (nine years ago)
"Maybe in our history street football has gone. In street football when you are a 10-year-old, you play with 15-year-olds so you have to be shrewd, you have to show that you are good, you have to fight to win impossible balls.
"When it is all a bit more formulated then it is less about developing your individual skill, your fighting attitude. We have lost that a little bit in football. Society has changed. We are much more protected than we were 30 years ago. We have all changed. We have all become a bit softer. [The South Americans] played street football, park football, football with friends."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:29 (nine years ago)
"The striker's football is the football of the streets," he added. "He's the guy who tries to push you, who plays on the edge of the rules. Suárez is an example of a player who wasn't given a classical football education.
"If you look across Europe, South America is the only continent that develops strikers. Across Europe, at least 80 percent of strikers come from South America. We have to question ourselves [as to] what can we add to our academies to develop strikers again."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:30 (nine years ago)
"If you look at the 1960s, 1970s in England, even when I arrived in 1996, in every club you had strikers. And I mean strikers. Guys who that could head the ball. They were on every cross. We have less now."
"Maybe because our societies are less aggressive in the football education system, you cultivate less that intense desire. It's more about the quality of the technique and maybe that creates less defenders," Wenger said, in response to a reporter at an Arsenal press conference who questioned why it has been so difficult to recreate the solid Gunners defences of days gone by.
"I believe as well that young boys practise well on quality pitches, whereas before it was muddy and you could tackle and throw your body in," he added. "It created opportunities for defenders to work naturally on their defensive techniques. Today, it's all more standing up. There is less physical commitment because the quality of the pitches is much better."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)
"This job has evolved a lot. Data is taking a stronger and stronger place. You have to really argue to be against data. In a club, statistics give people the chance to exist who have little knowledge. And these numbers act as a safety guard for decision-makers who lack courage. That, yes, that annoys me.
The other problem, is that the players are aware of this trend. I ask myself to what extent they're playing to make their numbers good, the duels they have won, the amount of kilometres they have run. It is not particularly positive: I can win 100% of my duels if I refuse to accept everything that I am risking to lose. We see more and more players fleeing the duel and I think that there is a risk that this continues until statistics count this refusal of a player to engage himself. Among very talented youngsters, the duel is a missing weapon."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:36 (nine years ago)
gabriel paulista bought off the stats and being a complete fuckwit prob subconsciously compelling him to intuitively lash out on a fuckwit of his own
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:42 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjd7FHvWUAE04ZR.jpg
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
Julio Baptista
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 4 June 2016 13:32 (nine years ago)
http://20.theladbiblegroup.com/s3/content/86f0d228570245cb3225ab4a30100f0a.png
― Number None, Saturday, 4 June 2016 13:50 (nine years ago)
idg the j-baps ref. (unless vardy's going to score four vs, etc)
despite not being a registered fifa agent this koeman to everton thing still makes me fancy my chances of picking up some free money if i call goodison right now. don't tell ur mother / ur mugs for the summer
― r|t|c, Saturday, 4 June 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkbVLDCUoAAGUG1.jpg
dunno lol
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 12:09 (eight years ago)
de geafosu-mensah bailly smalling shaw schneiderlin rooney blind rashford ibrahimovic martial
yeah w/e i guess
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 12:51 (eight years ago)
hope the fixture list is done properly so Man U will be at Stoke on a Tuesday night in January.
― The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 13:20 (eight years ago)
the icecaps in stoke have melted since bilbo baggins arrived. it's prob 25 degrees there on a january evening, with no defence.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 13:22 (eight years ago)
just when i think i'm never going to be shocked about a transfer story/valuation ever again i read that leicester had a £20m bid for troy deeney turned down.
― pandemic, Friday, 10 June 2016 14:21 (eight years ago)
Burnley have turned down a second bid from Leicester City for centre-back Michael Keane, according to Sky sources.
The Clarets rejected an initial offer of £10m from the Premier League champions earlier this week and they have now knocked back an improved bid of £12m from the Foxes.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:02 (eight years ago)
Watford remain determined to keep Deeney from joining Leicester and have reiterated the striker is not for sale.
The Hornets have rejected two bids for their captain from the Foxes after turning down Leicester's latest offer of £25million offer at the weekend, Press Association Sport understands.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:04 (eight years ago)
£25m for Troy Deeney not enough. What a world! Vardy blowing off Arsenal p funny too.
― pandemic, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:06 (eight years ago)
ps leicester you can have benteke for £25m if you've no luck with deeney.
― pandemic, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:10 (eight years ago)
good month to bury bad moves
― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:10 (eight years ago)
Beautiful
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (eight years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36612577
― groovypanda, Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:55 (eight years ago)
Trust poch but he is v poor on the ball.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:19 (eight years ago)
Should be a like for like back-up for Dier then.
I'd have liked Bentaleb to stay but I can not see it happening now.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:23 (eight years ago)
does smack of palacios
― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:38 (eight years ago)
Yeah thats the one im thinking of
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:57 (eight years ago)
palacios was good until his brother was abducted
― rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 June 2016 22:25 (eight years ago)
Only laugh to be had today - Greg Dyke says that Brexit will allow a greater chance for home grown players in the Prem
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Friday, 24 June 2016 15:50 (eight years ago)
I presume 'an australian style points system' will allow a regular amount of millionaire entertainers...
― plums (a hoy hoy), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:17 (eight years ago)
Australian style football points system: six points for a goal, one point for a behind.
― Tim, Friday, 24 June 2016 23:07 (eight years ago)
Sylvain dbanks blake becomes a valuable asset in such a system
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Friday, 24 June 2016 23:09 (eight years ago)
starting to feel that lfc could have had a proxy buy southampton fc in it's entirety a few years ago and the price may have worked out cheaper
― pandemic, Saturday, 25 June 2016 15:19 (eight years ago)
torn between wanting our derek (mkhitaryan) to play the beautiful football he's capable of and wanting mourinho to totally destroy him so that i can yell at the tv that mou's a cunt and will always be a cunt. tbf i'll probably be muttering this regardless.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:15 (eight years ago)
also p rough transfer window for dortmund losing gundogan, hummels, and mkhitaryan. sheesh.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:19 (eight years ago)
feel like mane might be good but yeah, it is fucking shameful that seemingly every summer liverpool refuse to scout the market, fail to land a pretty well known 20-25m player that many better clubs are after, and then just splurge 30m plus on the most obvious prem flavour of the month.
like maybe can and coutinho required a bit of thought but the rest of the signings lack imagination to a massive degree. why can leicester, southampton, west ham etc all buy players quite cheaply who turn out to be massive bargains? it's a total joke.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:27 (eight years ago)
worms
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:28 (eight years ago)
supposedly he was identified by the committee but rodgers said no
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:31 (eight years ago)
kicker, Ruhr Nachrichten and Bild all report that the Premier League side have nearly doubled their initial €24m (£19.9m) bid to €42.5m (£35.2m) [...] the offer -- which would be the biggest transfer fee ever paid for a player entering the final year of his contract in Europe
wooooooodwaaaaaard
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:34 (eight years ago)
mkhitaryan is p great but he seemed to lack confidence under klopp and only really thrived under tuchel so be interested to see how he copes with mou.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:37 (eight years ago)
puel at saints is cool
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:42 (eight years ago)
yeah broken league etc but getting nice into the top 4 is p good. waiting for the press to take the fact that supposedly wenger advised saints over this and start making remi garde comparisons if things start poorly.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:45 (eight years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3664725/How-Claude-Puel-better-bet-Southampton-Michael-O-Neill.html
am i fuckin seeing this right
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:47 (eight years ago)
ahahaha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:48 (eight years ago)
samuel has this really weird kinda feud with southampton iirc he's spent the last 2 or 3 seasons predicting their demise as they keep selling their 'best' players and gets v defensive when it's pointed out that they keep finishing higher and higher in the league table.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:50 (eight years ago)
- The 54-year-old Frenchman failed to win a title with Ligue 1 giants Lyon- Michael O'Neill has worked wonders with Northern Ireland this summer
- The 54-year-old Frenchman has worked wonders at Lyon- Michael O'Neill failed to win the title with EURO giants Northern Ireland
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:53 (eight years ago)
the troll also advocates steve bruce for england i see
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 09:57 (eight years ago)
― pandemic, Wednesday, June 29, 2016 5:19 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Gotta trust their scouting though, good that they've done all this business so early.
FW Ousmane Dembélé (from Stade Rennais F.C.)MF Mikel Merino (from CA Osasuna)DF Marc Bartra (from FC Barcelona)MF Emre Mor (from FC Nordsjælland)MF Sebastian Rode (from FC Bayern Munich)DF Raphaël Guerreiro (from FC Lorient)
In other news, this seems slightly embarrassing: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/30/hamburg-fans-petition-sign-northern-ireland-cult-hero-will-grigg
― mizzell, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:09 (eight years ago)
schurrle/bellarabi for €30m would prob not be the best use of windfall though
― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:26 (eight years ago)
Eric Black, Aston Villa's caretaker manager last season following Remi Garde's sacking, joins Puel as assistant manager
ulp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:29 (eight years ago)
one other bundesliga note: Bayern are gonna sign Corluka?!
― mizzell, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:06 (eight years ago)
Zlatan to ManU confirmed
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:09 (eight years ago)
a shevchenko to chelsea for the 2010s
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:19 (eight years ago)
Except Shevchenko cost Chelsea £30m and United are getting Zlatan on a free.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:22 (eight years ago)
Cautiously interested
Look at what they make us give, thats what has happened me, zlatan to utd and im cautiously interested
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 June 2016 18:43 (eight years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/30/watford-turn-down-38m-odion-ighalo-shanghai-sipg?CMP=share_btn_tw
Watford have turned down a £38m offer for their striker Odion Ighalo from the free-spending Shanghai SIPG. The Chinese club broke their transfer record this week when they signed Hulk from Zenit St Petersburg for £46.1m but they are unlikely to add Ighalo to their squad after Watford’s refusal to even consider the offer.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:03 (eight years ago)
premiership is going to be cracking next year
― The Nickelbackean Ethics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:06 (eight years ago)
Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly.
Mr. Burns: Bah, no time.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:07 (eight years ago)
Spurs tabled a bid of 14m for Dutch top scorer of last year, AZ's Vincent Janssen, but AZ refuse to play ball. It made Janssen go to the press today saying he'll be bitterly disappointed if AZ block his 'dream transfer' and will 'start a war'.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 07:56 (eight years ago)
Is he actually good? I can never really tell with strikers when watching Dutch football.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 1 July 2016 08:02 (eight years ago)
This does look like textbook Spurs tactics, though.
I've seen plenty of him, he's young and his rise has been quick, he's a good, fast striker. But this is the Eredivisie. He's only had one good season. Depay had three good years but bottled it at ManU, something I hadn't expected, not to this extent. So I'm weary of predicting if he's Spurs material tbh.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 08:32 (eight years ago)
Still think he's in his right to make a song and dance about AZ blocking a transfer tbh. AZ isn't even in the position to decline a 14m offer.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 08:34 (eight years ago)
Thanks. £14m wouldn't really be such a huge gamble in an era when £63m won't get you Deeney / Ighalo.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 1 July 2016 08:48 (eight years ago)
Strikes me that Poch might be better at getting the most out out a talented/mercurial young player than 2015-vintage LvG was.
― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 08:49 (eight years ago)
Giggs represented one of the final links to the Ferguson era - and given his service and achievements at United, the club risk a potential PR disaster in letting him leave.
The Welshman was largely responsible for promoting exciting 18-year-old England striker Marcus Rashford to the first team last season and is the embodiment of the United traditions of a commitment to youth and attacking football.
nice of bbc sport to let ryan giggs write the news article about him leaving man u.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 July 2016 11:18 (eight years ago)
the club risk a potential PR disaster in letting him leave.
PR disaster in full effect
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2016 11:49 (eight years ago)
Watford have completed the signing of Isaac Success from Granada for a club-record fee in the region of £12.5mWatford sign Sinclair from Liverpool in £4m dealWatford have completed the £8m signing of Venezuelan forward Adalberto Penaranda from GranadaWatford sign 6ft 5in Belgian U21 striker Obbi Oulare from Club Bruges for £6m
pozzos man
― r|t|c, Friday, 1 July 2016 11:53 (eight years ago)
― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 11:56 (eight years ago)
Granada CF[edit]In 2009, Pozzo purchased Spanish club Granada CF.[3] selling it on the 16 June 2016 to a Chinese Businessman.
cant even be bovd to pretend he's made up
― r|t|c, Friday, 1 July 2016 11:57 (eight years ago)
isaac success!
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 July 2016 12:04 (eight years ago)
meanwhile sunderland have signed felipe de liver de module
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 July 2016 12:05 (eight years ago)
http://palco23.com/clubes/20160523/el-socio-chino-de-mediapro-compra-el-granada-cf-por-37-millones/http://palco23.com/marketing/20160505/un-grupo-chino-compra-por-395-millones-el-46-de-la-agencia-de-mediapro-y-pere-guardiola/http://palco23.com/marketing/20160308/la-agencia-de-mediapro-y-pere-guardiola-estrecha-lazos-con-los-pozzo-para-crecer-en-china/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiCv3RwFef0
― r|t|c, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:08 (eight years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:14 (eight years ago)
#welcomesuccess
― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:31 (eight years ago)
I hope for his sake he's actually good.
― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:32 (eight years ago)
Isaac Useless Fucking Choker
― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:40 (eight years ago)
Isaac Moderate Success
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 July 2016 13:17 (eight years ago)
Tottenham Hotspur's bid to sign AZ Alkmaar striker Vincent Janssen is being bizarrely held up by the brainchild of ‘Moneyball’ Billy Beane.
The Dutch club have rejected a £15 million offer for Janssen on the recommendation of Beane, who has calculated the 22-year-old is worth £16.5m. Beane became famous for his success in applying statistical analysis to baseball, although his theories are yet to make a similar impact in football.
Despite the fact football clubs that have adopted Beane’s approach have run into difficulties, AZ hired the 54-year-old American as an advisor in March last year.
― mizzell, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:31 (eight years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:33 (eight years ago)
not sure what is bizarre about it. the article (from the telegraph) claims that Beane is a Tottenham supporter, even though his admiration of Arsenal and Wenger is well documented.
― mizzell, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:37 (eight years ago)
I had heard AZ was doing 'something' with Beane, I had no idea he was an advisor on transfers as well. Just thought he was about player and match stats.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:40 (eight years ago)
Ben Arfa's gone to PSG on a free transfer
― Number None, Friday, 1 July 2016 13:51 (eight years ago)
he won't survive unai
― pandemic, Friday, 1 July 2016 14:16 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSO9ZoXYAAYlQ8.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 14:30 (eight years ago)
saucer of milk for Dortmund
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmW2iEuXgAAuB4C.jpg
― Number None, Saturday, 2 July 2016 11:50 (eight years ago)
looool
― taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 July 2016 11:59 (eight years ago)
you woulda thought they'd be grateful he's not going to Bayern. Some people
― Number None, Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:11 (eight years ago)
hoping English Table Fifth catches on as a nickname
― Pat Umunna Glass (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:36 (eight years ago)
the money this summer is fucking nuts. palace are expected to agree a deal worth more than 25m for benteke, which btw is amazing from liverpool's pov, and the guardian also says:
The offer was tabled on the day Palace announced the signings of Andros Townsend, for what is currently a club record £13m from Newcastle United, and the France No2 goalkeeper, Steve Mandanda, for £1.4m from Marseille on a contract through to 2019. A fee of around £12m has also been agreed with West Ham United for the former England under-21s centre-half James Tomkins.
so palace pushing 60m the minute the window opens. is this going to be similar for other clubs? it kind of explains liverpool spooging 34m on sadio mane. gonna be a wild rollercoaster of lolz.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:35 (eight years ago)
Considering Leicester have already tried to buy Troy Deeney for 30m+ (and got turned down), yeah I'd say it could get pretty mental
― Number None, Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:39 (eight years ago)
New baseline of crazy set
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:41 (eight years ago)
it's like there's so much money going around you can commit a few venal sins and someone else's money might serve as confession. like why not just go fuck it and pay a higher asking price when you're prob going to be able to fleece somebody else. benteke has a hint of that. cashing out on your own stupidity via someone else's. not that i think he's totally shit, could do well at palace i guess.
xpost - otm
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:42 (eight years ago)
xpost so this injection of new cash just results in spending obscene amounts of money for mediocre footballers. blitw
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:43 (eight years ago)
Makes our vardy offer even more ludicrous, just fucking go nutso arsene, we mut have more in the bank than fucking palace.
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:45 (eight years ago)
it's faintly ludicrous when you consider the economy is tanking
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:50 (eight years ago)
Not for Alan Pardew, a one man stimulus package.
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:55 (eight years ago)
owen @OwenWHU 6h6 hours agoLeft Upton Park, selling Tomkins, might as well sell Noble while we're at it.
owen @OwenWHU 3h3 hours agoIf Tomkins goes I go
owen @OwenWHU 3h3 hours agoFirst Upton Park, now Tomkins. The soul of the club is slowly going
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:56 (eight years ago)
speaking of pardew, this was good:
"It makes my blood boil when pundits on TV, such as Alan Shearer, say 'I'll do it'," states Pardew, writing in his Daily Mail column. "He was a top, top striker but he has no coaching qualifications and his only experience as a manager was very brief — when he took Newcastle down into the Championship.
What experience does he have of putting on a session, of building an identity, when every session needs to be about building, creating that identity and taking the players with you? They need to understand and buy into it. It's easy to say 'I'll do it' from a comfy chair, but he has nothing to back that up.
"Gary Neville has shown how hard the transition is. You can go into any cafe in the country and they'll give you their England team. But it's not as simple as picking the best players."
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:58 (eight years ago)
Cmon lads this new disgust at whats always been makes us sound so fuckin old
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 July 2016 14:27 (eight years ago)
Eyeball bag lez also wearing crop plain gildan we sold her fyi
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 2 July 2016 14:43 (eight years ago)
Oooops wrong place to put that
I'm not disgusted, just noting a new rung on the ladder.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago)
Spurs reportedly bidding £38m for Icardi would barely raise an eyebrow atm.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:20 (eight years ago)
still raised mine
kovacic would be delicious tho
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:28 (eight years ago)
Stoke City assistant manager Mark Bowen has confirmed the Potters are interested in signing former Manchester United winger Nani.
urgh
― r|t|c, Monday, 4 July 2016 11:57 (eight years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/04/crystal-palace-up-bid-christian-benteke-liverpool
31.5m. lol
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 July 2016 14:41 (eight years ago)
He must have the best agent in the world, fuck a Mendes.
― Matt DC, Monday, 4 July 2016 15:05 (eight years ago)
waht
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 July 2016 15:27 (eight years ago)
you're gonna have to start going full-time at the hamlet pal
― imago, Monday, 4 July 2016 15:30 (eight years ago)
i'm impressed that liverpool held out for 31.5m - after rejecting 26m or whatever it was.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 July 2016 16:13 (eight years ago)
damn how does kamil glik only cost monaco €8m in this market
― r|t|c, Monday, 4 July 2016 18:23 (eight years ago)
"You can tell me his pass is amazing but my pass is amazing too without pressure. He will never play 50 metres away from the goal. He will be a 9, 10, 9.5, not a 6 or an 8."
mou on roo. finally some sense.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:52 (eight years ago)
would suggest there's probably something in the matuidi speculation
mou didnt seem suicidally depressed/family-held-hostage about the job for the first time. still probably need a thread for all the awkward photos though
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 11:51 (eight years ago)
matuidi seems like a mourinho player for sure.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 11:53 (eight years ago)
pogba not so much.
wonder when if ever my bae verratti will be freed of his purgatory
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 11:56 (eight years ago)
in a further blow to twp today boro have signed a marten de roon for £12m
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 11:57 (eight years ago)
Mourinho destroying Rooney and Stratford's shameless PR campaign with one quote. He's already won me over
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 12:15 (eight years ago)
May I quickly say how much I dislike the use of the word "unveiling" in the context of footballing appointments. I always have this mental image of some unscrupulous shovelhanded brothelkeeper being all "ooh you'll like this" and drawing back a veil to reveal a reclining Sam Allardyce or whoever giggling coquettishly behind one manicured hand.
― Tim, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 12:40 (eight years ago)
I wouldn't worry too much, he would be more likely to be passed over in favour of a more exotic courtesan like Slaven Bilic.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:19 (eight years ago)
― r|t|c, dinsdag 5 juli 2016 13:57 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
laughed out loud at this
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:07 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/BoKdCPL.png
welcome to england bruh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 16:48 (eight years ago)
Mourinho explained why Ryan Giggs had left the club rather than accepting a role among his coaching staff. “It is not my responsibility that Ryan is not in the club. The job Ryan wanted is the job the club decided to give me. It is not my fault. Ryan wanted to be Manchester United manager and the club – for reasons only the club can tell you – decided the job was for me".
Edgy even for him surely.
― ewar woowar (or something), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:47 (eight years ago)
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:55 (eight years ago)
giving giggs and roo a bit of a shoeing as soon as he's in the door, mou isn't disappointing
― ♫ Corbyn's on fire / PLP is terrified ♫ (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 22:55 (eight years ago)
Whou knhou?
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 00:34 (eight years ago)
it's exactly what the club needs, the burning of its icons. prob the reason fergie was so scared of giving jose the job in the first place.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 08:11 (eight years ago)
He's turned around quickly tho: Sir Alex Ferguson is predicting a massive improvement at Manchester United under new manager Jose Mourinho.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 08:17 (eight years ago)
what are u lot on about tho
unless ur disputing he was only after the top job idg the giggs inference. seemed to me at the time jose hit his deferential marks while drawing a line under it
after this summer it's not as if the rooney quote's going to sting much either. if i were stretford i'd be delighted to have lvg/roy cop it
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 08:27 (eight years ago)
look the important thing is that he fails tbrr and i'd maybe even take a chelsea league title this season
― imago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 08:29 (eight years ago)
nah who am i kidding
ilx consensus on rooney not shared in stretford afaict so mourinho should tread carefully; not sure what it'd take for his totem to sit alongside classics like this https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6101/6413827467_b90bcda159_b.jpg
― ogmor, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 08:52 (eight years ago)
Nah, I'd say the majority of Utd fans know Rooney is a busted flush at this point. And he hasn't been the untouchable figure that LVG/Moyes considered him to be since well before Fergie left. He's burned a few bridges in his time
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:07 (eight years ago)
has mou any use for depay? i assume mata will be gone.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:43 (eight years ago)
One of the first things Mourinho did upon returning to Chelsea was reinstating Lampard and Terry to the starting lineup, I'd be pretty surprise if he doesn't start with Rooney in one of the forward positions at the expense of someone more effective.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:56 (eight years ago)
yeah was Mourinho after rooney when he returned to chelsea?
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:57 (eight years ago)
wasn't
wonder if stevie g would play for utd
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:21 (eight years ago)
That had crossed my mind too.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 14:32 (eight years ago)
Rooney will start the season at #10 I'm almost certain. But at least one of his safety nets for when he's inevitably shit has been removed. And that's some sort of progress
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:27 (eight years ago)
With Martial on the left and Derek on the right (presumably) there doesn't seem to be much hope for Memphis as a starter. I would be surprised if Mourinho gets rid immediately though
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:29 (eight years ago)
Think Mou will keep Depay on to see if he can get him going at least for 6 months. But it's July 6th, a month and a half from now Mou might have signed five new players and Depay will have disappeared from the face of the earth and we will have forgotten all about him.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:32 (eight years ago)
Tottenham are also expecting an offer from Hull City this week for midfielder Ryan Mason.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 July 2016 10:40 (eight years ago)
15m for ibe...
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 July 2016 10:54 (eight years ago)
http://www.amicnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/How-eBay-transformed-the-way-people-shop-and-what-they-sell.jpg
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 July 2016 11:37 (eight years ago)
Yeah but set against that new baseline we were discussing a few days back.
Wonder if the variance within crazy transfer money merry go round drives different behaviours at different times
Is there times when a team of 15m jordan ibe equivalents is good enough to keep you in the epl, is there a time when the valuation of jordan ibes makes it better to sell or keep them.
Theres a paper and fame in there somewhere imo
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 13:00 (eight years ago)
AZ and Spurs have agreed terms, Vincent Janssen on his way to WHL.
(Nb. I was going to post this two hours ago, during a boring meeting at City Hall. Turns out ilxor.com is on their block list lol)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:21 (eight years ago)
The plot thickens
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 8 July 2016 08:42 (eight years ago)
klopp signs a six-year extension at anfield. why wouldn't he, i suppose...
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:23 (eight years ago)
the kop roar
― imago, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:29 (eight years ago)
Must be almost as good as Pardew now.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:31 (eight years ago)
"...until 2022" just feels ridiculous.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:33 (eight years ago)
i love klopp obv but it's still too early to be sure of how he's done or will do. i think fsg obv love him because he creates such massive positivity around the club and the "brand" etc. hugely iconic figure, gets the fans on board etc.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:39 (eight years ago)
I just mean the words "...until 2022", obviously I'm buzzing with naive optimism.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:54 (eight years ago)
real push for the title in 2022/2023
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:56 (eight years ago)
Should've got used to the feeling in 2001 and 2010 but still
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:56 (eight years ago)
"We are very much at the beginning of our journey," said Klopp.
"I am the first to recognise that with this great commitment comes a great responsibility.
"There is much to do and much to achieve and we look to do this by being the most completely together group anywhere in the world."
― r|t|c, Friday, 8 July 2016 10:14 (eight years ago)
he couldn't have gone to any other club
― imago, Friday, 8 July 2016 10:16 (eight years ago)
i mean that nicely
Lazio: Marcelo Bielsa quits as coach of Serie A side after two days
― Matt DC, Friday, 8 July 2016 10:32 (eight years ago)
the lure of england obv proved too much
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 8 July 2016 10:45 (eight years ago)
replacing england-bound pardew
― imago, Friday, 8 July 2016 10:53 (eight years ago)
has mourinho signed falcao yet?
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:31 (eight years ago)
i want bielsa to manage in england v v much, or even manage england if need be.
― pandemic, Friday, 8 July 2016 12:56 (eight years ago)
Pep Guardiola: "Against Sunderland, against the Big Sam, I will play my first Premier League game. I will have to adapt."
― r|t|c, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:11 (eight years ago)
Profoundly depressed that he didn't just go "excuse me, what is the Big Sam?"
― Matt DC, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)
Cmon "the big sam" is an instant classic
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:26 (eight years ago)
the biggest sam of all
― ogmor, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:42 (eight years ago)
The Pep otm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 July 2016 14:42 (eight years ago)
He must think that "thebigsam" Twitter is real.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 8 July 2016 14:50 (eight years ago)
Subotic available for 4mStones available for 50m
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 9 July 2016 09:08 (eight years ago)
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/04/23/13/mamadou-sakho.jpg
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 9 July 2016 09:55 (eight years ago)
Kinda weird pelle going to China for 13m but hoo boy at those image rights.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 9 July 2016 15:17 (eight years ago)
£13m seems p bad considering the dual inflation of english and chinese transfer markets
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 9 July 2016 15:20 (eight years ago)
Like Wanyama he only had a year left on his contract. Seems negligent to lose both for cut price fees in the same year but if they won't sign, they won't sign.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 July 2016 17:40 (eight years ago)
pelle's 30 and wasnt exactly busting a gut last year. £5m profit is only modest wrt to chinese absurdity
cut price does apply to wanyama though yeah.... however i dont think anyone's 100% certain of the extent of that either. i mean he might be £15m bog standard or £25m half decent, or maybe even £35m quite good who knows
― r|t|c, Saturday, 9 July 2016 18:38 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-amt2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/13658895_604165233076935_945277264_n.jpg
Wanted to lol, but surely he'll lol last. Salary of € 40m for 2.5 years. Crazy.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 11 July 2016 12:45 (eight years ago)
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/janssen-move-secured-120716/
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 11:05 (eight years ago)
How versatile is Janssen? Like is he straight cover/competition for Kane or can he play in a more fluid front 3? Guessing Poch won't be reverting to 442 any time soon.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 11:44 (eight years ago)
pure competition from what i've read
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:50 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/MacRob85/status/752830613368008704
somewhat worryingly, here's your "head of player id" retweeting a blog post about him
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:59 (eight years ago)
it would seem boro have signed subotic. some year for him
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:08 (eight years ago)
Couldve sworn there was a 70s footballer nicknamed supertitch but seems not
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:06 (eight years ago)
suboticyschneider def my least fave ilf troll of the future
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:06 (eight years ago)
£20ms really don't get much tidier than lfc's today huh
anyone care to speculate what boscombe were planning to do with £50m of ibe afobe wilson gradel mousset king grabban
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:11 (eight years ago)
everton are amusing me with their belated retro clueless windfall. tempted to see what odds they finish 11th again with or without craptacular mata/witsel swoops
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:24 (eight years ago)
― r|t|c, Thursday, July 14, 2016 10:11 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you need four quality strikers and three quality wingers to qualify for europe
― imago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:26 (eight years ago)
sheringham solskjaer cole yorke on a flipchart forever
giggs beckham blomqvist
― imago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:27 (eight years ago)
i limited it to yer modern wingforwards. add stanislas pugh cook
― r|t|c, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:31 (eight years ago)
hmm
― imago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:35 (eight years ago)
tbf they've had a p hilarious injury crisis, record signings dropping soon as confirmed, this is perhaps overcompensation
― imago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:36 (eight years ago)
Kanye to Chelsea seems more or less done
― Number None, Friday, 15 July 2016 12:04 (eight years ago)
lol, Kante
Kante (to) west (london).
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:13 (eight years ago)
there's an amusing pun involving the manager's name in here somewhere
― imago, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)
spurs having 1x competent season and hiring a respected recruiter is rly spoiling the kneejerk satisfaction of calling nkoudou a cheap option
― r|t|c, Sunday, 17 July 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)
Nkoudo a job for us I suppose.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 July 2016 16:40 (eight years ago)
http://spielverlagerung.com/2016/07/15/tactical-analysis-jurgen-klopps-liverpool/ quite enjoyed this, daresay i even found it convincing. obv ur eyes will glaze over every single graf (and blood will trickle from ur ears at the tackle from behind splain) but hey that's what u get when ye sup of the spivlager
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 July 2016 23:10 (eight years ago)
appreciate the vegard heggem era throwback vibe of ragnar klavan btw
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 July 2016 23:11 (eight years ago)
fantasy.premierleague.com back upmandanda £4.5m
― nxd, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 09:41 (eight years ago)
will the prices change between now and the first gameweek?
― cerealbar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 10:05 (eight years ago)
nope
― nxd, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 10:11 (eight years ago)
cheers
― cerealbar, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:03 (eight years ago)
If you have a group of friends who are all very engaged in FFL and at least one person who is prepared to do the organising then the Fantrax Premiership FFL knocks the shitty official Premiership one into a cocked hat. Proper transfer system, player draft, defensive midfielders are actually worth having etc. Been playing for two years now and it's easily the best fantasy league game I've ever played.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:30 (eight years ago)
ah sweetwe do a draft every year using the points from fpl so this sounds better
― nxd, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:08 (eight years ago)
hmmm, seems like Pogba might actually be happening
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 22:40 (eight years ago)
Seems so, for a cool £100m.
NN, are you already at ease with Mou taking the wheel? Most ManU ppl seem to be, I am not. Still profoundly surreal to me.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 23:23 (eight years ago)
delightful extra detail mentioned recently by official mendes mafia lickspittle duncan castles
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinho-8389134#Qy5o6vRvKstV3QHc.97
To complete that deal United have been asked to pay a global-record transfer fee of €130m, comprised of €100m to current club Juventus and a further €30m to cover the 30 per cent sell-on fee negotiated by agent Mino Raiola when he moved the French midfielder from Old Trafford to Turin four summers ago.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:51 (eight years ago)
(also renato sanches costing bayern "an initial €35m and €45m in performance-related bonuses")
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:52 (eight years ago)
Let him go for free, buy him back for €100m and pay an extra €30m to the agent for the privilege of taking him out in the first place. Man United are brilliant.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 13:05 (eight years ago)
Funnily enough, it was Fergie's unwillingness to pay Raiola's fee which scuppered things first time around
When it would only have been a few grand
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 14:26 (eight years ago)
idk, always felt like he'd end up at Utd eventually. I have my reservations of course, but after three years of Moyes and LVG making a deal with the actual devil seems like a fairly attractive proposition.
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:46 (eight years ago)
According to L'Equipe, Pogba to ManU is happening
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:56 (eight years ago)
Xp I can see that. Moyes and LVG pretty much paved the way for Mourinho too by being so so bad. I really dislike Mou as a person, he's a querulant, but whatever, even he can only do better than Laurel and Hardy before him.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 18:58 (eight years ago)
if he turfs out Rooney before the end of the season he can have my immortal soul
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:01 (eight years ago)
Yassss!
When is TWP out of contract? Rooney is one of the very few players I cannot actually envision performing at any another club. And he's not even performing at ManU.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:06 (eight years ago)
June 2019
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:08 (eight years ago)
Lord have mercy on our souls. He'll go full Bogarde on us before he calls it quits.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:10 (eight years ago)
Liverpool have accepted a £13 million bid from Stoke City for Joe Allen, sources tell Press Association Sport.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:28 (eight years ago)
Think selling Allen is a bad idea.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:36 (eight years ago)
Big Sam in btw
TheBig_Sam also back in thankfully
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:39 (eight years ago)
Not a like for like replacement for glenn whelan so
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:39 (eight years ago)
xxxp yeah i'm not quite seeing wijnaldum (presumably) for allen either
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:41 (eight years ago)
shouldve sold coutinho instead don't @ me
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:42 (eight years ago)
Lucas on the way as well. Farewell noble cloggers.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 July 2016 09:39 (eight years ago)
is that confirmed? lucas was a p good servant, all in all. that ends the rafa connection i believe.
hope benteke fucks off soon, that deal's gone awfully cold.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:18 (eight years ago)
Wijnaldum to Liverpool as well.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:21 (eight years ago)
Lucas is meant to be going the other way as part of the Wijnaldum deal? Makes sense that Rafa would try and bring him over, dunno if Lucas would accept a move to the Championship though.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:25 (eight years ago)
i think wijnaldum probably a p good signing - 11 goals in a relegated team. between that and mane they seem to have copped on that midfielders who can't score goals aren't going to get you really far.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:30 (eight years ago)
it is going to be interesting to see how they actually line up tho.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:43 (eight years ago)
A third of those goals were in that weird freak whipping of Norwich though. But he's probably a lot better than his time at Newcastle suggested, especially under a proper manager.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:46 (eight years ago)
grujic looks p good, as far as you can tell from overly scrutinising match reports of meaningless friendlies. ie not far at all, but let me dream for now.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:52 (eight years ago)
Another name that decided to leave Turkey was van Persie, 32, who is expected to sign with the English club Stoke City, according to daily Milliyet. A former Manchester United and Arsenal player, van Persie was looking for a club to play with after a season in Fenerbahçe.According to Milliyet, the Flying Dutchman’s agent first contacted Chinese clubs, but didn’t reach an agreement with them. The Premier League’s Stoke City then stepped in and Fenerbahçe decided to rent van Persie to the club. An official statement will be released after an agreement on the details is reached, according to reports.
A former Manchester United and Arsenal player, van Persie was looking for a club to play with after a season in Fenerbahçe.
According to Milliyet, the Flying Dutchman’s agent first contacted Chinese clubs, but didn’t reach an agreement with them. The Premier League’s Stoke City then stepped in and Fenerbahçe decided to rent van Persie to the club.
An official statement will be released after an agreement on the details is reached, according to reports.
Van Persie to Stoke?!
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/football-stars-leaving-turkey-.aspx?pageID=238&nID=101907&NewsCatID=361
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:41 (eight years ago)
would love to see rvp come good again in the prem
― frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:56 (eight years ago)
stoke or china. these guys' lives are bizarre.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:13 (eight years ago)
maybe crouch will go the other way?
― frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:14 (eight years ago)
Big target men might be especially reluctant to go to Turkey at the moment.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:16 (eight years ago)
can he handle it on a humid subtropical night in guangzhou province?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:18 (eight years ago)
does stoke have better injury rehab units or does china? #rvi
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:23 (eight years ago)
no such thing as injuries in stoke
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:31 (eight years ago)
only death
those practice sessions with shawcross..
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:08 (eight years ago)
huh, Barca have signed Andre Gomes
― Number None, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:42 (eight years ago)
i saw... nothing in him whatsoever during the euros
― r|t|c, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:38 (eight years ago)
Are we really going to let Moyes to Sunderland pass without comments?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:48 (eight years ago)
job for the moyes
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 July 2016 22:49 (eight years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/jul/21/minnesota-goalkeeper-scores-own-goal-against-bournemouth-video
classic material
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 07:11 (eight years ago)
“He is not only a good player, but also a player with the lungs of a horse.”
dirk kuyt on wijnaldum. praise from caesar.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 09:24 (eight years ago)
lol otm
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:12 (eight years ago)
eyebrow-raising assessment from the big man though. from last season you'd think he was named after only playing six seconds a game
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:15 (eight years ago)
reminds me of leroy fer being originally advertised by the dutch as some kind of striding vieiraian machine ludicrous nicknamed "the bouncer"
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:19 (eight years ago)
does he kick like a mule?
― frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Friday, 22 July 2016 10:24 (eight years ago)
Kuyt's view on the status of Wijnaldum's socks urgently required.
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:29 (eight years ago)
as long as they're white dirk's okay with it iirc
― pandemic, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:42 (eight years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 7:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 24 Hour Sex Ban Man (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2016 10:45 (eight years ago)
yeah wijnaldum seems to be criticised as a lazy lump by the toon fans but they could be just directing unfocused anger on the poor lad due to their demise.
would love to have seen kuyt under klopp. terrifying.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 10:46 (eight years ago)
Lazy would probably be the last word on my mind characterising Wijnaldum. It was his constant drive that made PSV champions again last year.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 11:20 (eight years ago)
weird. although i dunno why i'm surprised at a dutch player being an uppity tart working to his own clock
even if he does turn out to be more hendo than phil i still can't quite figure the strategy at that price. (as mentioned grujic also doing a great gerrard/lampard impression right now). don't dispute he's potentially excellent though
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:25 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn9s8jLXEAA5648.png
a baleful constant reminder to karius that looks fade - great management
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:31 (eight years ago)
other 90s arsenal kate-moss-a-like stephen hughes also ravaged by time somewhat it seems
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:34 (eight years ago)
the photo i saw of karius he had common projects chelsea boots on.
i think liverpool's central midfield is generally kinda mystifying. people are a bit down on hendo and up on joe allen (how times change) but i still think if fully fit henderson can be pretty effective. he was brilliant the suarez year. i still think selling allen seems a bad decision though.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 12:47 (eight years ago)
Bruce out.
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:51 (eight years ago)
just saw this. could we be robbed of sam?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 12:51 (eight years ago)
Allardyce-Bruce dream ticket!
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:52 (eight years ago)
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:47 Bookmark
should be wearing hendo scheme
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:55 (eight years ago)
flanvin
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 13:01 (eight years ago)
being telling City fans they want to get rid of Bruce for about 18 months
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:40 (eight years ago)
doing a blackpool hopefully
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:48 (eight years ago)
allardyce officially in.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:49 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/England/status/756500327411560449
an impressive gif
http://i.imgur.com/SmdDOVc.jpg
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:53 (eight years ago)
Clogging You Can Trust
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:58 (eight years ago)
We are all Sam Allardyce.
― Matt DC, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)
wearing a suit made from the souls of dead england fans
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)
oh god there's no way Bruce comes to Wolves please jesus no
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)
sorry but i am bellowing lolz at that
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:03 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/England/status/756500327411560449an impressive gif
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:49 Bookmark
we should be focusing more on this new media frontier imo. heres my personal summer 16 fave
https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/744930362195841024
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:06 (eight years ago)
for fuck's sake Sunderland get in there after Brucey you know you want to
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:09 (eight years ago)
Brucie not precisely the kind of madness you were stoked for, NV?
― Tim, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:14 (eight years ago)
it was such a beautiful dream
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:15 (eight years ago)
it can't end like this, it just can't
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:16 (eight years ago)
fl fit and proper test reveals new wolves owner to be sir jack hayward dressed up as the bloke from big trouble in little china
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:16 (eight years ago)
have we got any Mandarin speakers on the thread? i need to put an email together fairly urgently
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:17 (eight years ago)
i look at that above image and think "so allardyce is coaching the patritos?"
― a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:05 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn_QQVDXEAAyWvY.jpg
Not even Wijnaldum's winning smile can salvage this horrible kit. This is downright offensive.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:35 (eight years ago)
Is it just a training jersey?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:36 (eight years ago)
I like it
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:38 (eight years ago)
Why?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:39 (eight years ago)
He hates Liverpool.
― 24 Hour Sex Ban Man (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:41 (eight years ago)
"Oi mates let's stick on some incomprehensibly formed black part near the top, what youse say eh lads?""Yeah!""YEAH YES LAD YEAH"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:44 (eight years ago)
idk i can get behind the overall design but that colour is truly appalling. what is that, deep highlighter orange? i've need seen that before
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:44 (eight years ago)
Color's appalling
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 22 July 2016 18:45 (eight years ago)
Spaghetti hoop oraanje
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:48 (eight years ago)
Don't get your knickers in a twist lads, that's just a training top. Please sure we're not sponsored by betvictor yet either.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:06 (eight years ago)
Pretty sure
http://assets.lfcimages.com/v2/uploads/media/default/0001/25/thumb_24051_default_news_size_5.jpeg
👀
― r|t|c, Friday, 22 July 2016 19:25 (eight years ago)
xp Pretty wrong too, BetVictor now "primary partner" for training kits.
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/announcements/225928-lfc-announces-betvictor-as-a-principal-partner
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:28 (eight years ago)
Not "the sponsors" in the old fashioned sense, clearly they're getting their name on the training tops, apparently that's a thing now.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:43 (eight years ago)
Well there isn't just one sponsor in that sense for anyone in the PL these days, is there? Having free advertising round the side of the pitch, and the Liverpool brand touting you abroad (as per the link) is pretty close.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:50 (eight years ago)
I mean it was only a couple of years ago that Dunkin' Donuts became Liverpool's official "tea, coffee and bakery partner".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2540599/Kop-loves-doughnuts-Liverpool-unveil-deal-American-company-Dunkin-Donuts.html
Which hasn't gone that well.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970074/Dunkin-Donuts-forced-apologise-Liverpool-FC-Twitter-campaign-saw-Hillsborough-memorial-flames-club-crest-replaced-COFFEE-CUPS.html
And of course "official skincare partner" Nivea Men.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)
Not picking on L'pool BTW, they're all at it.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 22 July 2016 19:57 (eight years ago)
Fwiw I was just inciting the Betvictor thing as more evidence that this orangey abomination was just a training top and hardly worth comment. Those things have always been terrible.
― ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 22 July 2016 20:24 (eight years ago)
I just found out Aperol Spritz are the "Official Global Spirits Partner" of Manchester Utd. How delightfully chic
― Number None, Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:11 (eight years ago)
on the edge of my seat as the berahino/benteke/sakho/bony to whu/wba/palace/stoke drama unfolds
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:20 (eight years ago)
United must be creaming themselves at the thought of all the dead wood they'll get to offload to Sunderland now Moyes is in charge. I mean he's taking Phil Jones and Fellaini at a bare minimum.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:28 (eight years ago)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:30 (eight years ago)
Hey, he can't be worse than McCarthy, right?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:32 (eight years ago)
marginally less bad than McCarthy, he has some levels of basic competence, but god almighty he knows how to play for a draw when you desperately need a win
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:33 (eight years ago)
maybe if i give Bruce enough verbal abuse on Twitter it might deter him
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:37 (eight years ago)
i made a meme to get your weekends going.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoCo9isXEAEd943.jpg
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 July 2016 09:58 (eight years ago)
Juve buying Higuain for £78 million
― Number None, Saturday, 23 July 2016 12:01 (eight years ago)
Insanity
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 23 July 2016 12:25 (eight years ago)
mahrez to arsenal
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 July 2016 12:26 (eight years ago)
I'm pretty happy with our summer if true. Holding has a good reputation and we needed a *4th* centre half, xhaka adds steel in our midfield and mahrez is a massive upgrade on Theo. Someone who can take welbecks spot now he's dead and I'm pretty happy.
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:06 (eight years ago)
would that mean sanchez will be like a new signing up front
no cb upgrade no title anyway
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:50 (eight years ago)
arsenal still need a decent striker
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:34 (eight years ago)
just seen that thing in the mail mentioning by-the-by that rb leipzig had a 10m bid for reece oxford rejected. seems extraordinary if true. like i know rangnick's a spod but what data is he even looking at for that sort of punt
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2016 22:21 (eight years ago)
"We desperately wanted to sign Joe Gomez, who later chose Liverpool, and we were flying back from London to Leipzig with his agent," Rangnick, who also acts as Leipzig sporting director, told Sport Bild magazine.
"In the plane, the agent said to me 'Mr Rangnick, it's a crying shame that you are so radical about who you sign and only go for players who are under 24 because I've got somebody who would be just perfect for you. I can guarantee he would become a national team player under you, but he's already 27'.
"It was Jamie Vardy."
Rangnick recalled himself replying: "No, he's 27 - we're not doing it."
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2016 22:22 (eight years ago)
Is there a fantasy league thread? Anyone doing it?
― plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 July 2016 10:43 (eight years ago)
I'm up for giving mid-table a good seeing to for another 9 months. Count me in. Not sure if ismael is still posting. If not I'm happy to set a league up if people are interested.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Thursday, 28 July 2016 14:27 (eight years ago)
He isn't
― remain in the privacy of the booth (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 28 July 2016 15:26 (eight years ago)
i could be in -- is this like an actual draft-style league?
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 15:36 (eight years ago)
Pfft no we tried that and one guy kicked everybodys arse and now we dont do that anymore
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 July 2016 17:12 (eight years ago)
Over Pogba already
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2016 19:41 (eight years ago)
pogba will prob do well in the prem but 100+M for him is just so hilariously overpriced
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:03 (eight years ago)
Is he worth 16 x a Brad Smith?
I would argue yes
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:22 (eight years ago)
A bit disappointed that Joe Allen has gone to Stoke just as he was starting to shine. Altho hes got a few injury issues though
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:24 (eight years ago)
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:41 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
after the holiday bball photoset lookin like rodman now is the first time i'm into him
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:07 (eight years ago)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:03 Bookmark
united have been dying to flex... if they had been quoted less than the world record they'd have paid extra. would pay £200m for neymar tomorrow too
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:17 (eight years ago)
in a world where bottling bastard pipita higuain is worth 75 million all bets are off
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:20 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/HhsFAJh.gif
Jurgen Klopp is prepared to use Liverpool vice-captain James Milner as an emergency full-back this season rather than bringing in defensive cover.
The Reds boss had been looking to sign a new left-back to compete with Spaniard Alberto Moreno.
Leicester City’s Ben Chilwell was his top target but Liverpool were frustrated in their attempts to agree a fee with the Premier League champions.
The German has spoken to Milner about the possibility of playing full-back when required this season.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:04 (eight years ago)
Klavan has played at LB occasionally but yeah an out and out LB is vital
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:08 (eight years ago)
xxp bottling bastard pipita higuain just scored more goals in a single season than any Serie A player ever. which means, ito pure numbers of course, he's doing better rn than Maradona, Van Basten, Platini, Batigol, Crespo, Vieri, Ronaldo, Sheva, Ibra and whoever the fuck else
i mean you might not think too much of him from watching Argentinian tournament finals but really from Juve's perspective wtf do you want for your money? the man means points in that division. provided the Napolitanos don't shoot him before he makes the money back obvs
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:12 (eight years ago)
bottling bastard is what franco's greatest ever undercover agent wants u to think
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:17 (eight years ago)
four more goals than Luca Toni too!
― Number None, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:19 (eight years ago)
Christian Eriksen has rejected Tottenham’s latest offer of a new contract but remains keen to agree fresh terms.Tottenham have wanted to tie up a new deal for Eriksen, 24, for nearly a year. Eriksen, who joined from Ajax for about £11million in the summer of 2013, earns about £30,000 weekly
Tottenham have wanted to tie up a new deal for Eriksen, 24, for nearly a year. Eriksen, who joined from Ajax for about £11million in the summer of 2013, earns about £30,000 weekly
o_O
― Number None, Friday, 29 July 2016 18:41 (eight years ago)
Never get these stalled contract talks with star players. It's like, no worries spending £20 odd million (+ Wages) on a possibly average new signing but we can't find an extra couple of million to keep one of our best players at the club.
― groovypanda, Friday, 29 July 2016 19:20 (eight years ago)
30000 a week is like... A tenth of what twp earns? For one of the ten best players in the league?
― plums (a hoy hoy), Friday, 29 July 2016 19:34 (eight years ago)
Twp?
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Friday, 29 July 2016 22:01 (eight years ago)
how dare you
― Number None, Friday, 29 July 2016 22:07 (eight years ago)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/football/778845/alex-ferguson-wayne-rooney-is-the-white-pele/
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 30 July 2016 04:35 (eight years ago)
Jamie Vardy has explained why he turned down interest from Arsenal to remain with Leicester this summer.
“It’s not been put out there that I have always said the boys, the close-knit brotherhood, is unbelievable and for me, there’s a lot of unfinished business here,” he said.
― r|t|c, Sunday, 31 July 2016 12:05 (eight years ago)
Sherwood cumstains
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 July 2016 12:38 (eight years ago)
― Matt DC, Saturday, July 23, 2016 9:28 AM (1 week ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/01/david-moyes-sunderland-marouane-fellaini-adnan-januzaj-manchester-united
― Matt DC, Monday, 1 August 2016 13:04 (eight years ago)
So fantasy football?
― plums (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 August 2016 13:18 (eight years ago)
Fellaini was his fault in the first place. Least he could do really.
Januzaj I still hold out a sliver of hope for. And a loan with the only manager he's ever played decent football for isn't the worst idea
― Number None, Monday, 1 August 2016 13:34 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coxt51-XEAAxENu.jpg:large
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 1 August 2016 15:22 (eight years ago)
daniel levy must be fuming
― r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 15:26 (eight years ago)
The Hull City Tiny Transfer Tiger Kitties
― a simba man (Will M.), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:02 (eight years ago)
^^ gentle reminder that we need a thread title for '16-'17
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 1 August 2016 16:34 (eight years ago)
Hull have learnt from the masters
― imago, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:30 (eight years ago)
they missed out "owner distracted while trying to subvert the democratic functioning of the Labour Party in court"
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:33 (eight years ago)
thirtysomething roid rager ashley williams is apparently off to everton for 10m. hmm
idrissa "actually it's gana" gueye also signing for 7m
― r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)
williams and funes mori will make a classy partnership for sure
― r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 19:59 (eight years ago)
Julian Draxler has confirmed he wants to leave Wolfsburg this summer - contradicting claims made by his club last month.The 22-year-old Germany international has been heavily linked with a move to Arsenal but Wolfsburg have claimed the winger is happy to remain at the Volkswagen Arena for another season.However, Draxler has hit back at those suggestions and claims the club have known about his desire to leave for three weeks."Before you go public like that, you really should speak with me first," Draxler told German newspaper Bild."The situation with me is that I made it clear to (head coach) Dieter Hecking after we were knocked out of Euro 2016 in the semi-final that I would like to leave Wolfsburg."The coach has known about this for three weeks. It's very surprising that they have been talking about me to the media for weeks."I would have expected things to be different, for example for one of them to come to me and ask me how things are with me."Draxler made 34 appearances for Wolfsburg last season after signing from Bundesliga rivals Schalke in 2015.Although he signed a five-year deal with Wolfsburg, the highly-rated winger says he was given assurances that he would be allowed to leave the Bundesliga club if one of Europe's "top clubs" came in with an offer for him this summer."When I joined, I was assured - verbally - that I could leave the club whenever the opportunity arose," Draxler said."Both Hecking and (sporting director) Klaus Allofs said this. It was clear that Wolfsburg had good prospects, but also that they were a springboard for me."It was always clear to everybody that I would like to join a top club in Europe, if I were to get the chance."
The 22-year-old Germany international has been heavily linked with a move to Arsenal but Wolfsburg have claimed the winger is happy to remain at the Volkswagen Arena for another season.
However, Draxler has hit back at those suggestions and claims the club have known about his desire to leave for three weeks.
"Before you go public like that, you really should speak with me first," Draxler told German newspaper Bild.
"The situation with me is that I made it clear to (head coach) Dieter Hecking after we were knocked out of Euro 2016 in the semi-final that I would like to leave Wolfsburg.
"The coach has known about this for three weeks. It's very surprising that they have been talking about me to the media for weeks.
"I would have expected things to be different, for example for one of them to come to me and ask me how things are with me."
Draxler made 34 appearances for Wolfsburg last season after signing from Bundesliga rivals Schalke in 2015.
Although he signed a five-year deal with Wolfsburg, the highly-rated winger says he was given assurances that he would be allowed to leave the Bundesliga club if one of Europe's "top clubs" came in with an offer for him this summer.
"When I joined, I was assured - verbally - that I could leave the club whenever the opportunity arose," Draxler said.
"Both Hecking and (sporting director) Klaus Allofs said this. It was clear that Wolfsburg had good prospects, but also that they were a springboard for me.
"It was always clear to everybody that I would like to join a top club in Europe, if I were to get the chance."
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 09:58 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co3XsXDXYAANAF0.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co3Xp3PXYAE2m_t.jpg
idrissa gueye has completed his £7m move to the littlewoods catalogue
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:25 (eight years ago)
Is there one of him wearing a chunky knit sweater?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co3SeNMXYAARia7.jpg
Nice Finding Dory vibe to this one.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:33 (eight years ago)
i note in passing that he seems to have only half a tache going
https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2016/08/02/gana-joins-everton
wonderful parting sentiments from villa btw
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:50 (eight years ago)
Who could ask more from a player than to generally play when fit?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:52 (eight years ago)
Gana be injured half the time amirite?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 11:53 (eight years ago)
appears that £28m new neymar gabriel jesus is joining aguero sane kdb nolito iheanacho silva sterling nasri roberts in pep's football manager save. gl with that raheem
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 12:05 (eight years ago)
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10520998/arsenals-theo-walcott-determined-to-prove-himself-as-a-winger
"I want to know where I want to play"
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 13:57 (eight years ago)
I trust everyone will be joining together in heartfelt appreciation of TWP tonight
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:07 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co76MswWcAAMwP1.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:19 (eight years ago)
i hear he gets to play 10 minutes in each position
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:29 (eight years ago)
hell of a goal musa just scored for leicester v barca
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:10 (eight years ago)
and another. this is fun. mathieu probably regretting 20 b&h before coming on
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:31 (eight years ago)
Roberto Martinez is the new Belgium manager...
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:20 (eight years ago)
Lol what
― ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:28 (eight years ago)
Lukaku is going to kill himself.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:35 (eight years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03407/roberto-martinez_3407446b.jpg
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:41 (eight years ago)
Two fantasy codes set up
standard league 1059352-275438head to head 1059352-275481
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:44 (eight years ago)
Leagues not codes. It's been a long day.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:45 (eight years ago)
how... how....... do you look at how wilmots fucked up...... and then get martinez
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:55 (eight years ago)
i mean i guess if you want the opposite of a manager with massive man boobs, maybe that's martinez.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:03 (eight years ago)
Belgium has a long standing tradition of appointing entirely inappropriate managers, Martinez fits the bill dandily.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:21 (eight years ago)
fancied him for england boss before it all went wrong tbf
― imago, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:50 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVh_gkPvQA
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 13:52 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1VvbiqY.png
It's completely silly and shameful to still laugh at this isn't it? 'Shat on usefulness' made the coffee come out of my nose though.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:32 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpFrpjzXgAEw9vc.jpg
Chance of a lifetime for Dundalk to make the group stage, this.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 5 August 2016 10:29 (eight years ago)
i have to admit to finding the lineker trolls amusing, i don't mean that they individually are amusing, i just mean there's a kind of grim humour in every single word he tweets having "shat on" appended to it, and also in the last year he's been insufferable with leicester etc. there is something funny about him posting something dull/innocuous like "arsenal have made a reasonably good start to this game" and legions of zombies pouring into his timeline to say "shat on reasonably good start", "shat on arsenal", "shat on this game", "shat on have made".
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 5 August 2016 10:37 (eight years ago)
Dear fans, Firstly, let me say how much of an honour it will be to become the new owner of this wonderful club. I have been following West Bromwich Albion for many years now, having first become aware of the Club through contacts who participated in the historic tour of China in 1978, when I was still a child.
One of the commitments of my partner in this investment, Palm, is to embed world-class football facilities into all of the new towns it is building across China. Clearly the West Bromwich Albion brand would be linked to those exciting developments.
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 11:41 (eight years ago)
Dr. Tony Xia @Dr_TonyXia 4h4 hours agoI truly hope all the followers won't ruin credits.Recon bought Villa seriously with fully conducted research not 4 chasing fashion toys.
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 11:45 (eight years ago)
top 4 chasing fashion toys: epl 2016/17?
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 11:51 (eight years ago)
bagsying "efl my concubine" for champo thread
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 11:58 (eight years ago)
Hopefully Legia are still in the habit of fielding ineligible players.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 5 August 2016 11:59 (eight years ago)
xp both sound good to me let's go
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:08 (eight years ago)
wth is happening in the West Mids? Jeff Bonser presumably spending his days now staring expectantly at the phone waiting for a +86 call to come in
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 12:13 (eight years ago)
ITT the Brummies and the Chinese get along GREAT
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:16 (eight years ago)
Peking Blinders
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:18 (eight years ago)
as an infiltration strategy this is great i'm already on board for the abolition of free speech and trade unions
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:20 (eight years ago)
mind you it's been 3 days since we last signed anybody, starting to lose patience with these guys
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:24 (eight years ago)
merge all four teams into one West Mids super-club, would you be into it NV, y/n?
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 12:32 (eight years ago)
hell no
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:33 (eight years ago)
nothing personal against the Villa like but the Black Country's continued right to exist must be protected
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:34 (eight years ago)
lol i was only fooling, the thought of sharing a stadium with the Bluenoses makes me wanna hurl. i've been working in Small Heath recently and i swear you can smell St Andrews from my office. i've been evangelising to the Somali lads in the cafe where i have my lunch, dangerous work if you get caught but they don't realise the peril to their immortal souls
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 12:41 (eight years ago)
pretty sure last time i was near St Andrews they had one of those "THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOUR" signs nailed up
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 12:45 (eight years ago)
Spurs are 6-1 up vs a reasonably strong Inter side.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 5 August 2016 16:38 (eight years ago)
Genuinely, we could be drawn against Exeter City in the FA Cup and I'd be thinking "shit, potential banana skin" but whenever we play Inter it doesn't even occur to me that we might not win.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 August 2016 16:50 (eight years ago)
Yeah.
Bentley summer learnt me my lesson about pre season
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 5 August 2016 18:35 (eight years ago)
We'd lost most of our pre-season games up til now. I normally consider that a good sign so this result is a disaster.
― Matt DC, Friday, 5 August 2016 18:36 (eight years ago)
Yeah. Didn't we have a 100% pre season last year and then didn't win one of our opening four league games?
― groovypanda, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:43 (eight years ago)
was going to express concern for swansea selling ayew to west ham but then i saw £20m. lol. llorente's gonna be crap though
thinking the other day about new imports that tear the league up first two months of the season and then disappear but they're actually amazingly difficult to recall
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:52 (eight years ago)
Egyptian fella, wigan
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:53 (eight years ago)
Ne plus ultra of the genre surely
everyone can go fuck themselves after chelsea flogged papy djilobodji for twice what they paid
tune in next week when marko marin goes for £35m
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:54 (eight years ago)
oh yeah pefect example. z in his name, won't look it up
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:55 (eight years ago)
i remember his name and his overhead kick against liverpool that was trumped by a kuyt scramble in injury time, resulting in fury
― imago, Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:00 (eight years ago)
"Chelsea take care of me," Marin told kicker. "Whatever I need in whatever situation I am in: I know Chelsea are there for me. They follow every match I play, and send me an analysis of my performance in every match.
"Chelsea are very pleased with my season. Representatives of the club come here two, three times a season and talk to those in charge, and see how things go for me.
"[My contact at Chelsea is] Paulo Ferreira. I have played with him, and he is responsible for me. We talk regularly on Skype, once, maybe twice a month, and also write each other. That makes you feel better. It's not like Chelsea just sends you somewhere. I always picked my [loan] clubs."
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:08 (eight years ago)
Zaki or Zakr or something?
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:09 (eight years ago)
Amr Zaki. Barely played again after Wigan.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:13 (eight years ago)
yeah amir zaki. i loved the start of that season and liverpool coming back from being behind via dirk kuyt goals for the first 2/3 months
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:39 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpHbshkXEAAThOD.jpg
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 August 2016 11:41 (eight years ago)
Mido did that as well. Also Robinho at the premium end. Papa Cisse. Bafetimbi Gomis. There's loads of the fuckers.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 August 2016 16:18 (eight years ago)
This guy
photoshop this picture of andrei arshavin onto things
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:39 (eight years ago)
big thanks to klopp and the boys for getting what is certain to be our best performance of the season over with before the season actually begins ensuring i can safely ignore the prem this year.
― pandemic, Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:54 (eight years ago)
(xp) Makes me think of Marco Negri at Rangers. Scored 23 goals in his first 10 games, finished that season (1997/1998) with 32 in 29 games. Didn't play at all in 1998/1999. Came on as a substitute in a cup game in 1999/2000. Played one game in 2000/2001.
This was the rest of his career:2001–2002 Bologna 3 (0)2002 Cagliari 5 (2)2002–2003 Livorno 10 (8)2004–2005 Perugia 3 (0)
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:02 (eight years ago)
Liverpool 4-0 Barca just ftr. Obviously meaningless but still pleasant to type out.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:38 (eight years ago)
I watched the last goal on Twitter, wow.
― "Stop researching my life" (Ste), Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:43 (eight years ago)
wincing at barca for the other three though
i dunno how u might categorise the reverse darragh pathology but by god mathieu rly gives me the "this is u at 40" heebs
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago)
Im gonna have to unpack that one tbh
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2016 19:36 (eight years ago)
his play reminds me of me at my worst plus a flattering few extra years mental distance
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 19:38 (eight years ago)
I scored not one but two bergkampesque efforts just this week u cheeky fucker
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:11 (eight years ago)
are you referring to twin panic attacks on a flight to and from stansted ?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 August 2016 21:08 (eight years ago)
One day, one day there'll be a reckoning
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2016 21:34 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/762287235794407425
#pogback
― Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2016 14:03 (eight years ago)
#Felolni
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2016 16:29 (eight years ago)
Rooney's going to play every minute this season isn't he
― Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2016 16:33 (eight years ago)
“What I think will happen is that you will have more and more players coming out of the lower leagues who have had to fight their way through,” Wenger says. “Compare that with a player who has been educated here, who has had Champions League for 17 years, who has not known anything else. It’s not a dream, it’s normal for him. But if you play for a team in the lower leagues and watch Real Madrid or Barcelona on Wednesday nights you think: ‘I’d love to play in games like that.’
“I’ve said to our scouts to do the lower leagues because the good players are there now.”
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:15 (eight years ago)
adios ademola
― imago, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:16 (eight years ago)
how otm was i though. look how he despises his legacy
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:24 (eight years ago)
to leaving Highbury – “the love of my life”
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:25 (eight years ago)
is there literally any earthly reason why he wouldnt have already signed shkrodran mustafi for a measly 20m if he wasnt preparing a bid for roger johnson
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:28 (eight years ago)
― imago, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:50 (eight years ago)
these are very weird times in player recruitment and wenger is probably right to distance himself from the auld foe's nuclear spunking of £90m on a single player
― imago, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:51 (eight years ago)
u have fallen for wenger's oldest trick. there is a middle ground between sanogo and higuain
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 16:56 (eight years ago)
like if he'd signed a few vidal/inler/m'vila/martin/vertonghens and said we won't pay stupid money then they'd be genuinely competitive and no one would be grousing
― r|t|c, Monday, 22 August 2011 12:34 Bookmark
proven by science
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 17:04 (eight years ago)
― imago, Monday, 8 August 2016 17:06 (eight years ago)
i will happily defend the pogba transfer ftr
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 17:10 (eight years ago)
it's quite a statement of regret
― imago, Monday, 8 August 2016 17:24 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpWljCGXYAASzjc.jpg
― Number None, Monday, 8 August 2016 17:44 (eight years ago)
haha amazing
― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Monday, 8 August 2016 18:14 (eight years ago)
can't tell which one's steve bruce but either way the diet's paying off
― r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2016 18:30 (eight years ago)
https://www.change.org/p/gary-topley-stop-the-continuous-harassment-of-paul-gascoigne-by-the-sun-newspaper
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpUSDUWXEAAhPWR.jpg
― groovypanda, Monday, 8 August 2016 20:27 (eight years ago)
i believe her
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 August 2016 20:39 (eight years ago)
As gestures of defiance by decaying imperial powers go, this Pogba rollout is fearsomly impressive.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 07:37 (eight years ago)
Ultimately it would have been cheaper and more satisfying for Mourinho to roll a load of tanks into the Etihad, but hey.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 07:43 (eight years ago)
Considerably cheaper if Ferguson had just played him instead of bringing an aged Scholes out of retirement
― remain in the privacy of the booth (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 08:12 (eight years ago)
top insight cheers
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 09:09 (eight years ago)
Have City really named John Stones in their Champions League squad?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 09:22 (eight years ago)
"We are double-checking now as we have had a lot of calls about this.”
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 09:43 (eight years ago)
tbh every transfer announcement is prob two days behind as clubs prepare every possible channel of shareable behind the scenes
stones has been in the booth the last week recording a song with chipmunk to clash pogba and stormzy
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 09:53 (eight years ago)
£47.5m
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 10:12 (eight years ago)
So Stones in at #2 with a bullet on this list
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12691/9912969/sterling-tops-the-ten-most-expensive-english-players
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 10:18 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/JzW1scM.png
it's nice that u can go on the city site to gawp at £50m and still see this next to it
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:00 (eight years ago)
city always scored cunters against us
― imago, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:12 (eight years ago)
iirc that was a free kick
oh idnrc it was a poxy rebound
― imago, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:14 (eight years ago)
if a broken but steadfastly servile mike phelan on our screens every week as hull manager doesnt upturn ilf standards idk what will
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:19 (eight years ago)
You think it might take...
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:22 (eight years ago)
more than a phelan?
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:23 (eight years ago)
nazi ilx webmasters continue to prevent me adding top insight cheers to every post
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:26 (eight years ago)
Fuck them
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:27 (eight years ago)
somewhere in a top secret bunker there's thirty epl lawyers furiously trying to come up with plausible sanctions against hull for devaluing the product
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:27 (eight years ago)
can you imagine actually giving a job to mike phelan
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:33 (eight years ago)
"mike what we really need here is for someone to take this job which nobody wants, fail in 2 or 3 months, then slink off into the hole from which they came and occasionally appear on mufc tv with gary pallister talking about a healthy rumbelows cup victory over a rival"
"i'm ready"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:35 (eight years ago)
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/phelanbook.jpg.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 11:50 (eight years ago)
sunderland selling lamine kone to everton for a £13m profit in under six months is some kind of record i'm guessing
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:07 (eight years ago)
Everton replacing Stones with Ashley Williams for 12m. Decent business
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:08 (eight years ago)
for who
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:10 (eight years ago)
Hmmm, he's older than I thought
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:13 (eight years ago)
are we blaming martinez for stones last season?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:26 (eight years ago)
mostly. would be harsh not to, at his age
stones has a v particular, v unusual mix of flippancy, egotism, and quality that make me suspect that he may well be a german spy
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:41 (eight years ago)
Nasri, Bony, and Mangala have all been left out of City's CL squad
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:45 (eight years ago)
Feel like there's a grim unimaginative inevitability to Bony securing that deadline day move to Everton as Lukaku's replacement.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:43 (eight years ago)
arsenal triple swoop, have faith
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:59 (eight years ago)
― imago, Tuesday, August 9, 2016 7:14 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
tired of trying to decode it: IDNRC?
― a simba man (Will M.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:08 (eight years ago)
Looks like Benteke to Palace could finally be happening
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)
I Do Not Remember Correctly? xp
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:23 (eight years ago)
I Did Not Reach Climax
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:46 (eight years ago)
Sam Cunningham @samcunningham 12mTottenham's head of recruitment Paul Mitchell has handed in his resignation at the club. Full story @MailSport.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 16:26 (eight years ago)
Oh we all know exactly how that went down over the summer.
Meanwhile Palace get £25m from Everton for Bolasie. It'd probably be easier to send the cash straight across to Anfield in a taxi.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:37 (eight years ago)
― Matt DC, Saturday, July 23, 2016 9:28 AM
SSN: Sunderland have agreed a fee with Manchester United for defenders Paddy McNair and Donald Love
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 19:27 (eight years ago)
There's a footballer called Donald Love?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 22:27 (eight years ago)
who will win eplmania xxv
please... i must know...
― r|t|c, Thursday, 11 August 2016 09:30 (eight years ago)
januzaj off to sunderland for the season as well
― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Friday, 12 August 2016 12:09 (eight years ago)