Richard Linklater's EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! A spiritual, exclamatory 'sequel' to Dazed and Confused

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red band trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky3vqdL3TJw

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)

early word very good; lotsa pretty boys so hey

https://www.fandor.com/keyframe/daily-sxsw-2016-diary-1

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

I don't watch trailers but this one looked OK.

I mildly admire how Linklater hasn't tried to be ambitious.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)

Justin Chang:

It may be going a bit far, as some early trailer reactions did, to compare the film’s muscle-baring retro aesthetics to those of a vintage porno movie: The acting here is too good, for starters, and Linklater’s storytelling is so loose and untethered that your average “and then the plumber arrives” setup looks over-plotted by comparison. This is the rare mainstream movie that, rather than treating its characters’ sex drives as an opportunity for crass cynicism or mindless vulgarity, wears its libido bravely, and thoughtfully, on its sleeve. The double-punctuated title is not only a reference to a classic song by Van Halen (one of many artists crowding the wall-to-wall soundtrack, including Blondie, the Knack and the Sugarhill Gang), but also an affirmation of the appetites — for sex, for fame, for victory, for sex — that course through these young men’s veins. And the movie suggests, not without self-awareness or criticism, that this innate lust for life, and the natural competition that it engenders, are essential components of the American male birthright.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)

Linklater hasn't tried to be ambitious.

ten-year film not enough for you, huh?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)

The Newton Boys was more ambitious.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

weird

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

I mean, that period piece was more of a stretch than a movie set in Texas following a boy through adolescence. It's not better than Boyhood.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)

Either of ye ever just enjoy a movie

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)

God, this sounds like a nightmare. I mean, Dazed and Confused was a pile of runny shit, possibly the most inexplicably beloved movie I know of (tied with The Big Lebowski), but this looks exponentially worse. I expect Armond White will love it.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)

I can't fathom why anyone would hate the relatively unoffensive D&C or the Big Lebowski enough to call them piles of runny shit.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

at least the runny shit was piss and beer instead of tears (The Big L not among my favorite Coen bros).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:37 (nine years ago)

this looks horrible imo

Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:38 (nine years ago)

xp mine either but it's not awful and I can understand the love at least a little.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

the trailer is probably pretty misleading, much like the whole campaign of D&C was. linklater is capable of making a classic out of this premise imo.

nomar, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)

It looks really good, but none of the jokes landed at all.

how's life, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

"the American male birthright" fucking barf

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)

D&C trailer was pretty bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caJu4be6O2c

nomar, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)

Eric Bogosian sat behind me at The Newton Boys, and he did laugh more than I did.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)

handsome white dudes just like talking about life, man....

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)

i mean there's more to life than just eating pussy and beer, fletcher.... yah, man.. you're right... im not going to work at dad's office after all *van halen riff*

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)

better than a cumshot in the eye

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:00 (nine years ago)

is that a gaspar noe joke?

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:01 (nine years ago)

more an allusion to some of the scenes looking like a smartly made gay pron film w/ production values

like they're baseball players and there's hardly any baseball? like, none? in the trailer

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

chaki relentlessly otm

Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

uh chaki's back?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

i dont think its a baseball movie

gonna enjoy this

gonna enjoy it the moreso tbh

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

would watch endless slides into first base

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

hi morbs <3

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

oh hey

i don't follow the name game

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

"the American male birthright"

satire, dawg

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)

always wondered if there was a supersecret board where everyone shows off jockstraps + new screennames

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)

first is the base least slid into btw. put down that phone at your annual Marlins game.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

nope, with me they always slide into first feet extended

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)

i loved D&C but this looks v bad imo

marcos, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

looking fwd to all the critical thinkpieces

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

honestly it looks like a direct-to-video D&C ripoff attempt or like some imaginary "D&C universe" spinoff sequel like "american pie: the naked mile"

marcos, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

the D&C direct to video ripoff is THE STONED AGE and it's AMAZING

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

Either of ye ever just enjoy a movie

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:28 (1 hour ago)

forget about it jake, its ilx

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

It looks really good, but none of the jokes landed at all.

― how's life, Tuesday, March 15, 2016 12:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That works for me. D+C wasn't really about the jokes landing, either.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)

dismissal off a trailer = fool's game

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)

ftr: I love Dazed and Confused but I have no faith in this man post-Boyhood.

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)

xpost I agree but you have to admit that this is a pretty rich Morbsian admonishment.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

i challenge you to debate this notion on Telemundo

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:47 (nine years ago)

this looks legit awful. much like his last 2 films.

piscesx, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:10 (nine years ago)

looks p good

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)

I'll see this, and I'll trust that the trailer is potentially misleading, but it kinda looks like he's doing with 80s frat comedies what he did with The Bad News Bears (slavish, pointless imitation). But hey, whoever the lead is, he's hot.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)

This looks like a droll parody of "Dazed & Confused" but yeah, I'll probably see it.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 00:09 (nine years ago)

i suspect there will be tonal variations from D&C

v confident it will be a leap beyond goddamn Before 2 & 3

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 01:15 (nine years ago)

i liked before2 when i saw it, probably wouldn't like it much now. before3 really turned me off.

i think dazed and confused is a modestly successful film; entertaining, lightweight, and as often with linklater, a mixed back. sometimes he seems like a natural filmmaker, other times he has a hard time laying out a simple dialogue scene. and the quality of the acting is really mixed, too. but one thing D&C is not about, really, is LOL jokes. so i don't think it means anything to say that the trailer doesn't have too many punchlines. i like the lazy, quotidian vibe.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)

er, mixed bag. autocorrect :(

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)

I don't think I've seen D&C since like 1994.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)

i have seen d&c a uh lot

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 02:57 (nine years ago)

seeing museum preview screening Saturday, uh, morning

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)

This film is much more TEXAS than D&C, and perfectly painless.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 March 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)

in a good way? did you enjoy it, i mean

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 March 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

I did. It has funny, smartly performed dialogue about stupid shit, while also likely being the most low-key boobs n' beer college comedy ever made.

David Ehrlich on L'boxd called it this year's Magic Mike XXL; not that wonderful, but in that realm.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 00:56 (nine years ago)

There's only one baseball sequence, a players-only practice, but it's very character-driven and one of the best things in the film.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 00:58 (nine years ago)

nobody nude right

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

uh, yes? More jocks and thongs (and tube socks) but man-ass etc here and there.

way too much weed, but Kurt & Goldie's son plays a California import who does a monologue about how you have to listen to rock "between the notes", and it's the best version of that shit ever maybe so LET'S RETIRE IT huh. "Undergrad jocks spouting their credos" works surprisingly well throughout.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)

works as a headline too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:13 (nine years ago)

RL says this is his most personal film, which makes sense as he was a baseball jock

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/movies/richard-linklater-chats-about-his-new-baseball-comedy-the-indie-revolution-and-ted-cruz

(it aint no 'baseball comedy' tho)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:16 (nine years ago)

I only ever saw D&C which was pretty underwhelming, do you film people rank Linklater?

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

I was going to see this anyway, because Linklater + 80s, but yum!

http://cdn02.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/12/deutch-some2.jpg

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:50 (nine years ago)

http://cdn02.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/12/deutch-some2.jpg

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:50 (nine years ago)

xxpost

I'm generally a fan of Linklater, but D&C not even top 5 for me. Perhaps barely even top 10.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)

at his upper end, sure... He seems to have genuine affection for contemporary Americans, which i can usually deal with unless one of them is Ethan Hawke.

xxxp

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:57 (nine years ago)

He's only made 18 features, crypto, about six of which are chaff.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:57 (nine years ago)

i will take the counterintuitive route and recommend Me and Orson Welles to Joan CLC

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)

Blake Jenner is fine as the Linklater proxy-'reactor' in this one, and he is also rockin' the veiny arms and nipple bumps under the tight shirsey from the first scene.

I know there are going to be complaints about the verisimilitude of the early "Rapper's Delight" scene from you nitwits.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:04 (nine years ago)

I was guesstimating. But letsee--Slacker, the Befores, Waking Life, School of Rock, A Scanner Darkly, and Boyhood I all like better than D&C. That's 8. Tape and Suburbia I owe rewatches, as I haven't seen either since they were new. Still haven't seen Bernie or Fast Food Nation.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:05 (nine years ago)

I would too, the most entertaining representation of Welles I've seen (whether it's truthful who cares).

I don't know or care whether he's 'great'; his filmography refutes the idea. I admire his reluctance to avoid the PTA approach to American filmmaking. He's closer to a genre director who works a groove, sometimes quite well.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:05 (nine years ago)

People actually like the Welles film?

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:07 (nine years ago)

yeah, my first thought leaving this screening was "1980 remembered without the pretensions of Boogie Nights." xp

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:08 (nine years ago)

compared to motherfucking Bernie and Before Sclerosis, yes

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:09 (nine years ago)

Zac Efron as a hot little schemer was well cast.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:13 (nine years ago)

I admire his reluctance to avoid the PTA approach to American filmmaking.

ha, hmm. I don't care a lot about earlier PTA, the stuff everybody got religion about, but the last two seemed very wonderful to me

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)

I meant the instinct to turn pulp into capital-a Art.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:23 (nine years ago)

it's funny that the NYT ad for this has a "96% Fresh" RottenTomatoes burst, as in "It's not really a moronic college comedy."

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)

AO Scott among the fans

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/30/movies/everybody-wants-some-review.html

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)

Just saw it baked with friends in Austin--Fucking RULED!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 April 2016 06:43 (nine years ago)

did great biz in 60+ theaters this weekend, opens wide Friday.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 April 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

I only ever saw D&C which was pretty underwhelming, do you film people rank Linklater?

Slacker is a boy's first movie, and basically review-proof for that reason, but Dazed and Confused is fucking garbage—like The Big Lebowski, it's one of those movies that makes me actively suspicious of its admirers; Before Sunrise was good, Before Sunset was okay, and I haven't seen the third one (Before Lunch?); I'd almost admire The Bad News Bears more if he'd done a shot-for-shot remake like Gus Van Sant did with Psycho; Fast Food Nation turns an interesting book into a shitty movie, laying the groundwork for The Big Short in the process; and I haven't seen any of his other stuff because, knowing how I feel about the stuff I have seen, why the hell would I? Honestly, I think his best movie is School of Rock (okay, I've seen one more), because it manages to make Jack Black, Sarah Silverman and Mike White tolerable, which is a pretty fucking amazing achievement.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 11 April 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

first 20 words there are off-base

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 April 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

List of stuff you hate keeps growing: Beatles, bossa nova, Dazed and Confused, Big Lebowski

curmudgeon, Monday, 11 April 2016 14:29 (nine years ago)

That's to Ph*l

curmudgeon, Monday, 11 April 2016 14:30 (nine years ago)

let's just talk about this fucking film in this thread

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 April 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)

Went to see what other threads there were on here and o dear: Richard Linklater & Kevin Smith

pplains, Monday, 11 April 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)

did great biz in 60+ theaters this weekend, opens wide Friday.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 11, 2016 9:03 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Explains why I haven't been hearing more about it. 5 of those theatres are in Austin, and another 2 in Houston.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 April 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)

it opens this weekend in Sacramento, def going to see it

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)

Think I spotted a Breakfast at Tiffany's reference.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 April 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

I can't imagine not hating this but I'll take the step of faith!

Forever LXI (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)

I've been posting negatively a lot the past week--Yo La Tengo, Chi-Raq, aspects of The Wire--and that's a drag, so I was waiting for someone to come on here and express disappointment before I did. I guess most people still haven't seen it.

I wrote a bit about what I did like, which mostly amounts to the Sugarhill Gang scene.

http://heardjustwhatiseen.wordpress.com/2016/04/16/they-dont-even-know-you-know/

clemenza, Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

Oh man I just saw this... so much just like life happening, maaaaan. They go to a punk show lol but its better cosplay than HBO vinyl. At least Dazed was about a bunch of different kinds of kids but this one is 100% just about the dickhead jocks but instead of -there's more to life than baseball, maaaan.- it's like - no baseball is life and it's the most important thing and also bullying your friends is cool except your one black friend (really not 1 Mexican in Texas in the 80s?). The acting was really good I really believed they were handsome bro jock dicks. But I would never hang out with these pos-es irl and def don't want to spend 2 hours with them ever again. Fuck sports.

kurt schwitterz, Saturday, 16 April 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

word. that's the review I wanted to read.

how's life, Sunday, 17 April 2016 00:07 (nine years ago)

reminded me mostly of the jocks i liked in high school

fuck u geeks

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 April 2016 06:22 (nine years ago)

Excellent review in terms of pinpointing why this isn't (nearly, I'd say) as good as Dazed and Confused.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/12/11211696/everybody-wants-some-movie-review-richard-linklater-sxsw-2016

Dazed and Confused had its share of alpha jocks cruising for girls, of course, but that film also featured a rich diversity of points of view: geeks, stoners, dweebs, good kids looking to be bad, bad kids looking to be good, and every other variant of the high school social strata you could imagine. Everyone was given focus, and the result was a movie that felt rich, sincere, and universal. Everybody Wants Some!!, on the other hand, feels limiting — like you’re stuck at a frat party without a ride after everybody’s gotten too drunk.

The scene near the end where they're playing cards, and the one guy's making up stuff about Manitoba and such to make the other guy look stupid, that summed up the film's repetitiveness perfectly for me. That scene might have worked in the first five minutes; by the time it appears, we've had one variation after another of the same scene for the past hour. Really wore me down.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)

I'd say RL's aims in this film are not similar to those in D&C.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

i am going to see this today
morbz i trust u

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

Yeah idk criticism of a movie that seems to heavily lean on "it wasn't this other thing" is p easy to dismiss imo

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:46 (nine years ago)

christ alfuckingmighty, film threads are the worst.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)

You want we should run the numbers and look for contributory factors cos

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

darraghmac: Just in general films don't exist in a vacuum--they always get compared to similar films, and previous films by the same director--and, in this particular case, do you honestly think anyone who's seen Dazed and Confused isn't going to measure this one against that one? The director himself invites such comparisons in every interview he gives about the film.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/03/29/richard-linklater-talks-everybody-wants-some--the-spiritual-sequel-to-dazed-and-confused

It was impossible to watch Casino without thinking of Goodfellas, and impossible to watch The Wolf of Wall Street without thinking of every Scorsese film you've seen. That's the way it goes. (And for what it's worth, the one scene in EWSII that I loved, the "Rapper's Delight" scene, I loved in part because it caught me by surprise--because it wasn't more Dazed and Confused.)

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

EWS!!...those exclamations look like lower-case l's (maybe that happens when you italicize them).

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)

let's break it down

who understands hot 80's jocks
morbs or clemenza

yr welcome

(no shade clemenza <3)

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

the repetitiveness otm though. we are told 4000 times in this movie that THIS ISN'T HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE NOW YOU'RE WITH THE BIG BOYS like ok i get it ffs sheesh.

kurt schwitterz, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

no they are v v good at being 80s jocks it's very convincing that these boys are 80s jocks yes ok but im stuck with these 80s jocks sayin the same shit forever.

kurt schwitterz, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)

also too trust morbs on movies <3

kurt schwitterz, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

Fair comeback clemenza

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

I was the 12th guy on my high-school basketball team, VG, praying that Nancy Phillips would notice me. I know this world from the other end of the telescope.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

Only Jason London was cute in D&C, therefore I'll probably prefer EWS.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

cute girls galore in d&c iirc

balls, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)

this was so stupid and weightless but couldn't stop laughing during the bong scene when the 30 yr old dude is talking about how "anyone can play an E pentatonic scale, it's about the space between the notes..."

flappy bird, Sunday, 17 April 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

(xpost) Lots in Everybody Wants Some!!, too, it's just that, excepting the lead guy's crush, they don't really get to speak. Dazed and Confused reminds me of American Graffiti in the way that, even though the director's attention is clearly on the male characters, the female characters are sometimes as or more interesting--Marissa Ribisi especially, but Michelle Burke, Joey Lauren Adams, Milla Jovovich, and others all have their moments. I draw a blank with Everybody Wants Some!!...a couple of the females at the theatre party are potentially interesting, but they only get a line or two in service of a joke.

The guy's Mahogany Rush pontificating was good. Can you tell me what music was playing in the background? I get the feeling it's a famous Van Halen song I should know. (Not the title track, which is elsewhere.)

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 22:04 (nine years ago)

"Fearless" by Pink Floyd plays under the bong scene...imdb sez there's a Zappa piece elsewhere.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 April 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)

Thanks! There you go--don't know Meddle at all. Very nice.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 April 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)

What punk band did they go see?

kurt schwitterz, Sunday, 17 April 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)

ok that was fun you whiny nerds are such a buzzkill

also wall to wall hotness of all degrees, damn

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 April 2016 23:37 (nine years ago)

I was happy to discover Zoey Deutch is very much her mother's daughter.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 April 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)

clem you should check out meddle, floyd's best album

balls, Monday, 18 April 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

i was amused at their willingness to don musical drag night after night to get laid

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2016 00:09 (nine years ago)

yes! very funny & kinda endearing

i've never seen a spoke line dance in action (cotton eyed joe), only heard of them, so that was p cool to see

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:29 (nine years ago)

fun fact: WASPy seeming lead Blake Jenner (from Miami) has a Cuban mom

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:44 (nine years ago)

muy guapo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:52 (nine years ago)

damn he was hot

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 April 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

kinda like a young buff matt dillon

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 April 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)

still only in 134 theaters btw

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2016 03:39 (nine years ago)

^^Strange 'going wide', huh...gained just one theatre in the Houston metro area.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 April 2016 04:06 (nine years ago)

the theater in sac was half-full this afternoon, i was kinda happy to see so many people come out for it

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 April 2016 04:33 (nine years ago)

sac was half-full this afternoon, i was kinda happy

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 07:53 (nine years ago)

:(

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:13 (nine years ago)

I think it goes to the multiplexes in 2 weeks

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2016 11:04 (nine years ago)

gonna check this out today

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)

see you in an hour!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)

"The strange, staggered half-lives of modern movies"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 23 April 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)

"Everybody Wants Some!!!"? more like "everybody wants some but there's no way all your friends in different states nationwide can get some the same weekend, gonna have to be a buncha weekends and even then some of 'em will have to go to iTunes or wait for that shit to turn up on cable"

But that's a defiantly non commercial title i know

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 23 April 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)

Pretty good, lots of tight male ass

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)

most amiable jocks ever; those are the ones I knew in college and have as students

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

Enjoyed this. But sad that I had nowhere near as much fun in college

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

was thinking on my way out that this is what grad school was like

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)

Heh the theatre party I was like "there's Neanderthal"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)

agree that the baseball scene is excellent, and the reason why this film only has superficial resemblances to D&C: these guys take their clowning and baseball seriously.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

slight but i liked it. much more a sequel to the last 10 minutes of boyhood than a sequel to dazed and confused, which it resembles only insofar as it resembles a lot of other linklater movies (casual, observational, funny without having any jokes, etc.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 24 April 2016 04:44 (nine years ago)

this is a war crime

1st Amendment absolutist in favor of the unltd publication of sextapes (schlump), Sunday, 24 April 2016 04:50 (nine years ago)

this just opened here, and i might catch a matinee on tuesday, but midnight special still nowhere to be found.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 April 2016 04:56 (nine years ago)

alfred otm

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

uh this is an attractive cast

https://austinfilm.org/image/EWS-cast.png

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 April 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)

black glasses suit psycho detroit pitcher much better than red

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 24 April 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

this was pretty good. yes, endless dickery by jocks is a bit much at times but it if you just view it as a well-observed take on a very specific group in a very specific time it works, feel like i could revisit this and get more out of it each time. the finnegan guy was especially good but acting was mostly great overall

hunangarage, Sunday, 1 May 2016 08:13 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Really liked this. Fell in love with Billy Autrey, an excellent performance.

Mr. Hathaway. (jed_), Monday, 16 May 2016 22:27 (nine years ago)

this was pretty good. yes, endless dickery by jocks is a bit much at times but it if you just view it as a well-observed take on a very specific group in a very specific time it works, feel like i could revisit this and get more out of it each time. the finnegan guy was especially good but acting was mostly great overall

― hunangarage, Sunday, May 1, 2016 4:13 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is mostly my take except idk about value in revisiting it;
I wanted it to be like ~30 mins shorter also, some of its bravado/talkiness maybe too much captures what being around a dozen twenty yr olds is like

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 May 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

not sure about revisits either--probably helps that i am intimately familiar with the milieu. i liked how the standard linklater diffusion of conflict came about in number of different relationships. "we're good" is like the perfect linklater line.

however, given that it seemed to be east texas (south of houston?) and the beginning of the fall semester (August!) i dont understand why everyone wasn't portrayed as suffering from the intense heat!

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

ha. i meant to say "but i liked this" in my first sentence.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

I wanted it to be a TV show. I wanted to keep following the characters along on their inconsequential adventures.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

Not mad at the dialogue or plot or the love story, but there's a real cynicism to Linklater just shoehorning in every new wave song he liked in the Eighties

nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)

I wanted it to be a TV show. I wanted to keep following the characters along on their inconsequential adventures.

i said this to my companion on the way out. would have been lovely as netflix mini-series. just let the good vides roll on and on.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)

however, given that it seemed to be east texas (south of houston?) and the beginning of the fall semester (August!) i dont understand why everyone wasn't portrayed as suffering from the intense heat!

But if most of the characters are native Texans (or Southerners at least), wouldn't they be used to it?

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)

i've spent most of my life in texas, and there's no getting used to texas in august.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)

is it true that there are no mexicans in texas

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)

And also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_United_States_heat_wave

pplains, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)

didn't realize this is the one time we were demanding neorealism out of a college comedy

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)

1983 ut baseball team roughly same period as film featured one obv latino name on roster of 24
linklater is pretty notorious for just lifting autobiographical stuff so i'm guessing the one year he was on the baseball team in college there weren't any latinos, maybe?
wider campus sure would have been x% latino so faulting him there not off base

salthigh, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)

is it true that there are no mexicans in texas

In the milieu at that time captured in this film, yes. In Texas at that time as a whole, no.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:54 (nine years ago)

that was my first thought when this Overtrying PC Police query was raised, yes.

Any of the RL interviews on this discuss how very autobiog it is (he was an outfielder, made the protag a pitcher so it's be a more "central" role, and he's a couple years older than a 1980 freshman).

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)

didn't realize this is the one time we were demanding neorealism out of a college comedy

being from east texas it just felt a little strange to see people walking around outside without squinting at the sun and sweating their asses off. obviously it's not a flaw in the film or anything, and i totally get why it was portrayed the way it was. but the weather is a heavy presence in that part of texas in august so i was sensitive to the depiction.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)

That hot weather pales against that hawt cast tho, amirite?

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

wd've been fine w/ everyone sweating and being more naked, but this was close enough to a pr0n scenario as is

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)

But if most of the characters are native Texans (or Southerners at least), wouldn't they be used to it?

This is adorable.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)

i was sensitive to the depiction

Yeah, and I thought the weed they were smoking looked far too skunky for the early 80s

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

XP Apparently my 30+ Texas Gulf Coast summers effected me different than others.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:52 (nine years ago)

It's just that all those dudes in the movie are committed outdoor types, so bitching about the weather doesn't seem like something they'd do a lot of.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)

No amount of adaptation or time spent outdoors has stopped people from complaining in my experience.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)

that's fair. I was a bit of a jock about 15 years later than this was set and the weather never deterred us from going outside and playing sports--though we did get drenched in sweat and needed lots of water. my first semester at texas A&M--the first time i had to really walk around a lot outside other than football practice--i remember going through campus buildings rather than around them just for the AC break. during the ping pong scene i noticed the air conditioner built into the wall and thought "that should be blasting right now."

xp: haha yes the complaining is neverending and almost communal.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:07 (nine years ago)

i was actually trying figure out which school was the model for this but it didn't really have a college station vibe at all...not that i know what it was like in 1980.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

maybe Sam Houston State in Huntsville.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

Maybe Texas State in San Marcos when it was still Southwest Texas State?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

yeah i think that's it.

ryan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)

i've spent most of my life in texasFlorida, and there's no getting used to texas Florida in august.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

this was great, very enjoyable lightweight fun times

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)

I liked that four different musical subcultures all got a setpiece

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

the freshman catcher bro is a dude i have met so many times in my life. i swear about 15% of the population of athens, ga (at least) is that dude.

balls, Monday, 1 August 2016 22:43 (nine years ago)

how many of them are closet sodomites

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 August 2016 22:49 (nine years ago)

This is the first new movie I've went out and bought in ages. Rescreened a couple weeks ago; was struck this time by something you don't often see in these types of movies: The Balance--You get just enough of the characters. It feels like you see pretty much everybody for as long as you need to. One more scene w/Raw Dog would be too much.

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:01 (nine years ago)

heard this sucked

flopson, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:04 (nine years ago)

yet ilx thread is fairly positive... may have to watch

flopson, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:06 (nine years ago)

you got way too much of these characters IMO. Could have easily dropped 20-30 minutes out of this interminable flick.

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:07 (nine years ago)

It was v Linklater-y. Amiable, a little rambling, good acting all around.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:25 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

I liked this. It actually got better as it went along, as it moved away from being strictly jock antics (some, though hardly all, of which were amusing) into other things. Highlights: the scenes between Jake and Beverly, Finn discussing bar-drag, Willoughby's stoned music-nerd ramble, any scene that allowed me to stare at Blake Jenner for any extended period.

Way more amiable than the 30 minutes that I watched of Magic Mike XXL before I couldn't handle anymore bro-speak.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 10 September 2016 20:53 (eight years ago)

I watched this on an airplane which may not have been the ideal place because I sometimes couldn't hear the dialogue. I thought it was fun but not peak Linklater. Some good scenes, some just okay. It seemed like one of those 80s teen sex comedies but without the sex, and with a heavier glaze of nostalgia.

o. nate, Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:05 (eight years ago)

I wonder if Blake Jenner hires someone to stare at him quietly then fifteen minutes later says, "You're beautiful."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:08 (eight years ago)

huh - I must have chosen to take a leak the moment where they explained the one pitcher was dismissed cos he was in his 30s and fraudulently going from college to college. I saw where they dismissed him but was in the bathroom where they must have explained why

Neanderthal, Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:16 (eight years ago)

blake jenner is ridiculously good looking

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:28 (eight years ago)

They don't explain his disappearance, he just disappears.

this is what the film is really about, I guess.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:19 (eight years ago)

oh, weird. Wikipedia has the reason all written out!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:37 (eight years ago)

I thought maybe the coach didn't like Mahogany Rush

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:38 (eight years ago)

His disappearance is explained in a short scene while they're eating after practice iirc. But it def whizzes by.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:39 (eight years ago)

ppl should actually watch what they "watch"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:56 (eight years ago)

kinda hard to watch from the bathroom but ymmv

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:58 (eight years ago)

(I rarely make it through a movie without having to pee these days) ;_;

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)

did it whiz by? wasn't there was a very clear scene in which two people explained the reason while the entire rest of the ensemble cast listened?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:06 (eight years ago)

nice use of the word "whiz"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:10 (eight years ago)

I thought you meant the meaning of it rather than the explanation of it.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:36 (eight years ago)

He left them a joint and a Pink Floyd album. They smoked the joint.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:41 (eight years ago)

which Pink Floyd album?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:42 (eight years ago)

They don't say, but I would assume it was Meddle, since that was the one they listened to with him.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:44 (eight years ago)

ok, then he's a good friend

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:59 (eight years ago)

did it whiz by?

there's a commonly acknowledged Hollywood dictum that all key plot info should be spoken 3 times because people don't pay attention, and ILX proves this is no myth.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:15 (eight years ago)

To be fair it's hard to pay attention from the bathroom.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:48 (eight years ago)

Don't know what Jed's excuse is though...

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:49 (eight years ago)

Amnesia.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:57 (eight years ago)

And, I guess, I just think of it as a subtly profound and actually quite beautiful moment in what seems a superficial film. It's really nicely staged. Although it might have been better if they had never referred to it again so maybe I was imposing my desire for how it played out onto how it actually played out.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:01 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

It would be amazing to see somebody tackle a different slice of American youngsterhood than white collegebound Texanism but with the same aplomb and affection that Linklater has spent his whole career refining. I realize I am the zillionth person to point this out.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

transfer pitchers in this movie are the stepdads from boyhood

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

lol @ "who are you to say Pete Ward isn't real?"

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

Finally saw this (thx amazon prime) and really enjoyed it. I'm a sucker for shaggy-dog Linklater, enjoy him in that mode way more than when he gets more determined to make a point. My wife, who has zero tolerance for bro culture and not much interest in sports, totally loved it. It gave her a chance to see guys she normally would just stay away from as actual people, sometimes even interesting ones. Also as a theater geek herself she liked that Linklater (who probably did go to theater parties) had a light touch with that milieu too.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

It would be amazing to see somebody tackle a different slice of American youngsterhood than white collegebound Texanism but with the same aplomb and affection that Linklater has spent his whole career refining. I realize I am the zillionth person to point this out.

Fair point, but can't blame Linklater for writing what he knows.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

Not being snarky, but which are the "determined to make a point" Linklaters? Other than Fast Food Nation, I suppose.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 09:50 (eight years ago)

I was thinking of Boyhood and Waking Life, which use some of the same digressive tactics but with a more self-conscious sense of purpose.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 10:47 (eight years ago)

Also the latter two Befores in contrast to the first one.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 11:22 (eight years ago)

subURbia too.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

My wife, who has zero tolerance for bro culture and not much interest in sports, totally loved it.

Of course she did :)

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

helps that almost all of them were hella easy on the eyes :D

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

It would be amazing to see somebody tackle a different slice of American youngsterhood than white collegebound Texanism but with the same aplomb and affection that Linklater has spent his whole career refining. I realize I am the zillionth person to point this out.
Freaks and Geeks! but yeah, still roughly the same time period

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

six years pass...

can confirm this movie is perfect 4th of July viewing

still great, no notes
mcreynolds still hot af

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 July 2024 22:58 (one year ago)

https://www.gq.com/story/everybody-wants-some-cast-interviews

Glen Powell: This is when we'd just shaved our mustaches and crafted them into the handlebars and the muttonchops and all that stuff. So we’re all rolling around together and we’re so proud of it, we roll into Güero’s Taco Bar. To see ten guys with mustaches and muttonchops roll up to anywhere as a group is kind of a shocking thing to see in this day and age. You’re like, “Okay, are we about to get robbed? Am I going to be in an unsolicited tickle fight? What’s going on?”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 July 2024 20:26 (one year ago)


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