australia is tearing itself apart over same-sex marriage

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australia has just voted back in a deeply conservative government that promised to hold a public vote on whether same-sex couples should be allowed to marry.

the public vote is a ‘plebiscite’, which is literally a non-binding national opinion poll. it will cost at least au$160m and the govt could fund each "side” to mount a campaign. in reality that means bigots will receive public money to bully lgbti kids into suicide.

countless polls have indicted strong, consistent and growing support for same-sex marriage for a long time, but they have been ignored by the previous five prime ministers.

in australia, legalising same-sex marriage means changing a few words in a single law. it doesn’t require a change to the constitution and it certainly doesn’t require a public vote. (the opposition promised to legislate without a public vote but they lost the election.)

in 2004, then prime minister and astonishing bigot john howard changed the law to explicitly stop same-sex couples getting married. as a result, by law celebrants must announce this at every single wedding:

Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

so you can see it’s a deliberately harmful kick in the guts that continues to this day.

the plebiscite proposal only exists because last year tony abbott, then prime minister and even more astonishing bigot, threw it down to kill off intense pressure to just change the law. (an important fact: his sister can’t marry her female partner. he stopped her and continues to stop her.)

if the ’no' vote wins, same-sex couples continue to be second-class citizens. if the ‘yes’ vote wins, nobody knows what that means because the government won’t tell us. this is what we don’t know:

  • their proposed legislation, and whether it will result in genuine equality or whether it will be some booby-trapped bigotry
  • the text of the question, which could be anything up to and including homophobic/transphobic rhetoric
  • whether the vote will be compulsory (compulsory voting is normal in australian state and federal elections)
  • whether the count will be on total votes or broken down into electorates (i.e. 15 million people might vote ‘yes’, but if ‘no’ wins by seats then ‘no’ will win regardless)
this is what we do know:

a preview of how nasty this will get: one of the biggest anti-gay lobby groups requested an exemption from australia’s anti-discrimination laws, because they feel they can’t make their case without hate speech.

i’m making this thread because i assume the whole world might enjoy watching australia lose its shit over something harmless that most of you achieved ages ago.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)

how is it polling among the voting pop?

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:28 (nine years ago)

next week: canada will bring back hanging. india launches nuke at karachi. south africa reinstates apartheid

imago, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

otm, it's basically that ridiculous.

xp to mordy: strongly. this 2014 poll commissioned by a pro-equality lobby group indicates 77% support; this 2015 poll run by a newspaper indicates 68% support. there's a load of polls just like these, each time with strong or overwhelming support.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)

A note for observers:

australia has just voted back in a deeply conservative government

by "just voted," AA means "Australia voted 12 days ago but support for the conservative Coalition government" - a coalition since 1923, because none of the two national and four state-based parties in it have ever polled enough to hold power alone - "is so compromised, dubious and underwhelming that it took this long to count enough votes to determine they held the required number of seats." Normally we have a decisive result within 3-4 hours of polls closing.

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:36 (nine years ago)

thanks sic. the vote was close enough to be unsure for about a week, but they're in and they can govern in their own right. however, the tight margin means the senate (australia's house of review) could make sure the plebiscite is done fairly and with no ulterior motives, or it could scupper the plan altogether (unless there's some way they can conduct the vote without going through parliament).

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:40 (nine years ago)

it's complicated

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:40 (nine years ago)

Also for context:

we don’t know:

- their proposed legislation, and whether it will result in genuine equality or whether it will be some booby-trapped bigotry
- the text of the question, which could be anything up to and including homophobic/transphobic rhetoric

A groundswell of support and an organised movement saw us take a formal referendum 17 years ago on whether to become a republic. Unfortunately, this was held under the aegis of former prime minister and noted dormouse impersonator John Howard, so we had the choice of voting on, effectively, the following question:

DO YOU WANT to keep a system of government that you already understand
OR switch to some mysterious strange new world of doubt without dear old Elizabeth able to look after and protect after us, EXCEPT that even if you want that for some reason, we will still acknowledge her wondrous benefaction verbally in public affairs at all times?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

honestly feeling very, very uneasy about the idea of a plebiscite. it's going to mean a lot of awkward, potentially very unpleasant conversations for me at work, with members of extended family, and just generally. still find it galling that strongly catholic nations like ireland are able to change the law but not us. i realise ireland also did it with a plebiscite but in that country the support for change pre-poll was not so abundantly clear iirc.

art baengels (monotony), Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:05 (nine years ago)

really helpful & thoughtful that you started & built depth into this thread AA, i only knew what was going on here vaguely

schlump, Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:12 (nine years ago)

The whole thing just shows such open contempt for public opinion and craven adherence to a religious code which hasn't been relevant to mainstream Australia in 30-40 years. I'm looking forward to the census telling us we are essentially a country where most people have no religious belief. Further underscoring the deep moral wrong of imposing a minority religious view on a population who don't subscribe to that belief system.
May they reap the reward at the next election, along with all the other tiny-minded, kneejerk xenophobes and bigots that our entitled little country keeps electing on the sly.

MatthewK, Thursday, 14 July 2016 05:24 (nine years ago)

strongly catholic nations like ireland and ITALY, for fuck's sake.

Even when the other mob were in charge they didn't have the balls to legislate: PM Gillard put herself in the ridiculous position of defending an institution she didn't even believe in to garner bigot votes

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 July 2016 06:00 (nine years ago)

schlump OTM, had no idea

sleeve, Thursday, 14 July 2016 06:06 (nine years ago)

It is weird, how religiously conservative the govt is being about this (and other issues) given how massively secular a country we are.

There's been a push for the next census to get more people to just admit they have NO RELIGION - part of the problem here is how readily yer average joe will say "yeah I'm a protestant" or whatever when they haven't set foot inside a church since aunty betty's funeral and would laugh at you if you said grace at the dinner table, let alone prayed regularly. The govt need to know people are NOT RELIGIOUS so they stop being swayed by the likes of Fred Nile and Corey Bernadi.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 July 2016 06:17 (nine years ago)

I mean I was a teenage jesus freak and I can tell you, that was a deeeeply unpopular thing to be in this country as a kid, its not like the US here, people just dont do churchy la femme.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 July 2016 06:18 (nine years ago)

Finland had a kind of similar thing when its law regarding this was changed in 2001... The country has been overwhelmingly secular for as long as I've been alive, and the majority of people were for gay marriage. But we have a small, conservative Christian party (it's the smallest party in the parliament), and they happened to be a part of the government coalition when the gay marriage law was decided on, so as a concession to them Finland didn't get a gender neutral marriage law but a new law on civil unions. In practice a civil union is pretty much the same as a marriage, the only difference is that you can't automatically take your spouse's name, and you can't adopt as a couple. The latter especially is, of course, pretty important, and it's lead to ridiculous situations, where one partner has to first adopt a child as a single parent, and after that the other partner can apply for a intra-family adoption, so that he can become a legal parent too.

So in last year the parliament finally decided to just change the existing marriage law gender neutral, so that this ridiculous "marriage not marriage" civil union thing would be put to end and every married couple would be treated absolutely equal. But it took 15 years for this to change, all because a small conservative minority managed to push their agenda back in the day, and the other government parties were spineless enough to acquiesce to that.

Tuomas, Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)

When the census used to come around my mother used to call me up and say "Now, you're putting Catholic, aren't you?" and I would say "No, I'm not Catholic, I've never believed in God at any point in my life" and she'd say "But you were raised Catholic!". God knows how many people fill it out that way.

Some 60% of people want this plebiscite.

I hate all these people.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:09 (nine years ago)

But don't just blame the religious, plenty of non-religious people want the plebiscite too, and the daddy of the plebiscite was this boneheaded move by St Adam Bandt: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/electoral-surveys-snub-gay-marriage/story-fn59niix-1226121562452

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:11 (nine years ago)

The govt need to know people are NOT RELIGIOUS so they stop being swayed by the likes of Fred Nile and Corey Bernadi.

I think that it has less to do with the beliefs of the politician's constituents, and more to do with their own. There's Catholics within both major parties (and other religions that lean socially-conservative, cuz #notallcatholics obv). This is, imo, why Gillard was anti - she had to sell out to get the support of the Labor Right to knock off Rudd.

Also what edwardo said.

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)

at least australia is being up-front about their plebiscite being non-binding.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

stalled for a moment at "churchy la femme"

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:21 (nine years ago)

cheers schlump & sleeve. it's going to be a pretty stressful few months, so it helps to nut things out with people who get it and aren't regressive.

monotony:

honestly feeling very, very uneasy about the idea of a plebiscite. it's going to mean a lot of awkward, potentially very unpleasant conversations for me at work, with members of extended family

this is one of the biggest problems with a public vote: it legitimises bigotry. so we'll all be expected to have mature and balanced and reciprocal conversations with straight-up bigots, in the interests of a 'lively debate'.

the way i'll handle this at work is to not respond to bigoted views at all, even if i'm conspicuous in doing so. not sure how to handle it with family, most likely i'll just get up and leave.

tuomas:

But it took 15 years for this to change, all because a small conservative minority managed to push their agenda back in the day, and the other government parties were spineless enough to acquiesce to that.

it's great that you've got it sorted out now but it sucks that it took so long. we have a similar situation with a 'christian' minority (i.e. lobby groups that use christianity to justify their homophobic agenda).

i keep seeing the argument about civil unions ("why do they need the word 'marriage'? civil unions are good enough, they don't need our word", like lgbti people are lesser/don't really exist). you've summed up the issues it would produce in terms of other unequal rights, whereas fixing one marriage law would solve all those issues in one fell swoop.

edwardo:

Some 60% of people want this plebiscite.

I hate all these people.


tony abbott's wedge worked, which is perhaps the most depressing aspect of all this.

democracy is being used as a dog whistle, with the anti-equality crowd chanting things like "let the people have their say". democracy isn't a weapon to be used against a minority, e.g. we never had a national vote on whether teachers should keep slapping left-handed students who used their right hand.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 00:10 (nine years ago)

stalled for a moment at "churchy la femme"

Its a Simpsons joke

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 July 2016 00:22 (nine years ago)

as a married person, I hate all the people who say "gay marriage will DEVALUE straight marriage", as though whatever the fuck other people do makes any difference to your own marriage. And people who say gay marriage will lead to people marrying fenceposts or whatever--well, surely straight marriage is just a stepping stone to gay marriage, and should also be banned.

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 15 July 2016 00:38 (nine years ago)

Good luck Australia :(

(Feels like same-sex marriage has been around longer in NZ than only 2013, I guess due to civil unions being p.widespread. Hadn't realised that Howard move in 2004, which was prob the inspiration for a failed equivalent attempted over here in 2005)

etc, Friday, 15 July 2016 00:40 (nine years ago)

yeah, howard's toxic move really stuffed things up here. i didn't realise your parliament tried a similar thing. thanks for pointing it out.

And people who say gay marriage will lead to people marrying fenceposts or whatever

imo the real slippery slope is the prospect of having a plebiscite for every simple equal rights issue that parliament could just fix in four minutes.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 01:03 (nine years ago)

yeah, that too

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 15 July 2016 02:25 (nine years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/19/10/2C7EAC7B00000578-0-image-a-4_1442654779921.jpg

tfw the conservative wing of your party wedges the public in order to impart regressive attitudes on the nation

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 July 2016 10:22 (nine years ago)

part of the wedge is that our beloved media is too fucking useless to explain any of the stuff around the plebiscite to people. I know a few people who were for it, and it took me all of 30 seconds to convince them it was the wrong idea. I wrote something quite long about it at the request of a friend but uh I have nowhere to put it so instead I ate it.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)

oh fuck the media in this country. we got tony abbott because they didn't do nearly enough to question him. you're right in that they'll toss around the pro/con sides of the plebiscite without questioning why it's happening in the first place.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)

I look forward to an insightful panel debate on this issue, compered by Annabel Crabb, the woman who didn't kill journalism, but convinced doctors Not to Resuscitate.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:35 (nine years ago)

ugh. i really hope some media take a stand on this and just refuse to air the negative side. "i want to stop some people getting a certificate for the following reasons" uh no.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)

"Isn't Turnbull brave for putting his convictions on the line and getting a mandate from the Australian people? What do you think, Tony Jones?"

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)

I fucking hate this country

EWWW GAYS ARE PROMISCUOUS AND GROSS WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SETTLE DOWN IN SAFE MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS

EWWW GAYS ARE GROSS THEY WANT TO GET MARRIED

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)

otfm

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)

"if the plebiscite comes in as 'no' then ~the gays~ will just have to accept it as the will of the people" <-- triggers the hell out of me

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)

I mean idec because the minute I find someone who's willing to look at my face and my knob interchangeably without running away I'll just take 'em to Sweden to get married and fuck everyone

The real reason I care isn't because I care about marriage, is because I care about the people who are going to be affected by this plebiscite. Queer people in rural areas. Trans people. Kids in schools that can have all the chaplains they can eat. Not paleo-eating knobheads in Adam Bandt and Alex Greenwich country who, apart from not getting married, have no problems bigger than their coffee order being wrong. The unfortunate people are gonna get bashed so badly when Cory Bernardi starts up.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)

These knobheads are the canary in the coal mine for people who have bigger problems which will get bigger still when their communities and families are taught once again how to hate them, or how to hate them better.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)

exactly 100% this. a publicly funded national bullying campaign is potentially immensely damaging to real people who are just trying to get through the day. this buzzfeed longform piece about kids in rural qld sums up how bad things are already without a plebiscite to inflate suicides &c.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

Someone needs to publicly point out to Turnbull that the blood of every person who commits suicide during, or after this, is on his hands.

OH BUT HE SOMETIMES CATCHES PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND IS PRO-REPUBLIC!!!!!!111!!!!11!! <3 MODERATE MALCOLM

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 15 July 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

Someone needs to publicly point out to Turnbull that the blood of every person who commits suicide during, or after this, is on his hands.

i hope this happens publicly, e.g. on national television, so he can't evade it.

the distinguishing factor between the two 'sides' is that no acl nutjob is going to commit suicide because two people in another suburb can apply for a certificate, but shit the acl pulls every single day puts lgbti people (especially kids) in jeopardy.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)

Churchy La Femme is a POGO joke! Fr chrissakes

Xxp

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

[coalition frontbencher throws a smoke bomb on the ground]

fellas can we focus on the real scandal: bill shorten and his medicare props

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

the election was less than two months ago and already the plebiscite has almost certainly been delayed until next year.

meanwhile there's growing resentment that "sides" of the "debate" will be publicly funded.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 02:51 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-13/cabinet-signs-off-on-plans-to-hold-same-sex-marriage-plebiscite/7837464

the government has set 11 february 2017 as the voting date.

if it goes ahead, each "side" will receive $7.5m in funding. that means taxpayers will give bigots $7.5m to be bigots.

however, it's likely the opposition and other parties will stop the public vote happening at all, by blocking the plebiscite legislation in parliament.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

GOOD I HOPE THEY BLOCK IT FOREVER FUCK THIS PLEBISCITE IN ITS ANUS AND IF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS SUPPORT IT KICK THEM IN THE TESTICLES. I SAY THAT BECAUSE LIKE MOST INTERVENING CUNTS, IT IS EXTREMELY LIKELY THIS FRIEND IS A CUNT MAN

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)

Oh no we Parliamentarians can't decide. Only the Australian public know best. Which is why we have to spend $15 million on helping them come to the decision that we already said they know best about.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)

Rowan Dean is kickable at all times but god last night when he said that gay people wanted the plebiscite I nearly kicked my TV screen in

art baengels (monotony), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)

rowan dean is filth

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 12 September 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)

GOOD I HOPE THEY BLOCK IT FOREVER FUCK THIS PLEBISCITE IN ITS ANUS AND IF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS SUPPORT IT KICK THEM IN THE TESTICLES.

i have nil tolerance for anyone who supports this plebiscite, and i'm actively cutting out people who scream "LET THE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR SAY" as if being a bigot is more important than equality. no fucking time for that shit.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 12 September 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)

Rowan dean needs putting through a lawnmower

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

this whole disgraceful fucking circus is officially dead

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 03:09 (nine years ago)

Now they just want to change the law so they can slag off gays with impunity

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 06:55 (nine years ago)

Rowan dean needs putting through a lawnmower

― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 10:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is a blood boiler

estela, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 07:22 (nine years ago)

Now they just want to change the law so they can slag off gays with impunity

let's think about who the REAL victims are here

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 09:51 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/dec/29/dean-smith-prospect-of-a-parliamentary-vote-on-marriage-equality-brighter-than-ever

maybe more coalition members/senators will push for a parliamentary vote now that the fucking plebiscite is dead (although not technically, even though there's no money budgeted for it)

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 29 December 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

mardi gras parade is this weekend. theme is equality. the prime minister isn't going because everyone hates his guts for pissing on said equality. the opposition leader will be there.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 March 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)

oh and we're still in marriage equality limbo because the government is a vast ocean of bigoted hacks

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 3 March 2017 11:06 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

a government minister (pyne) was recorded saying same-sex marriage might happen soon. bigots in the party were so angry about this tiny remark that they threatened to tear down the prime minister. pyne has since apologised for being nice to gay people. this country is a fucking joke.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:09 (eight years ago)

Yes but you have that nice cardinal from there setting a fine example oh wait.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

you can bet the worst bigots in government will back pell to the hilt

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)

...poorly phrased.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

uh oh, what did i say?

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

Hahah I was just making a bad joke.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

JFC the Daily Telegraph:

https://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/article/2017/07/12/tele-619-386-619-386.png

etc, Thursday, 13 July 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

murdoch press being an insane pack of fucking bigots again, what a surprise

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 July 2017 05:31 (eight years ago)

Smashed avo is turning the kids into fat, gay druggies; no wonder they can't afford to buy houses. Probably Turing them foreign too, better send them to manus island, quick.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 13 July 2017 08:04 (eight years ago)

australia enjoys putting people at a disadvantage and then blaming the disadvantaged for being disadvantaged

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 July 2017 08:09 (eight years ago)

you want to buy a house? stop eating this fruit in particular. you want to get married? stop being gay. you're unemployed? get a made-up job that doesn't exist you lazy bastard.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 July 2017 08:12 (eight years ago)

I thought the new thing was to get an unpaid job at Woolies, displacing someone getting paid for it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 13 July 2017 08:50 (eight years ago)

oh yeah, that too. the government is handing out corporate welfare cheques subsidies to businesses to employ slave labour interns to do the shit nobody else wants to do gain valuable work experience while simultaneously fucking up wage scales for everyone else reducing unemployment.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 July 2017 08:56 (eight years ago)

I have an ABN and an untidy house, am tempted to get an intern or two

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 July 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

work them to death, keep the benefits, buy a house

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 July 2017 10:18 (eight years ago)

I have an ABN and an untidy house, am tempted to get an intern or two

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 July 2017 8:09 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Genius, and there's me paying for a cat sitter whilst I'm away.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)

Oh ffs, Ludlam was actually one of the good ones

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 14 July 2017 05:02 (eight years ago)

if tony abbott gets booted for being half-english, it will all have been worth it. well almost.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 July 2017 05:10 (eight years ago)

TBF he should be booted for being a prick, but unfortunate he represents warringah

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 14 July 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)

can't wait to get rid of the head of state on that 'citizen of another country' technicality

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 July 2017 11:36 (eight years ago)

pato m8 the king and queen of moomba come under separate rules

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:08 (eight years ago)

now our braindead government is pushing for a voluntary public vote conducted through the post

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

australia the australian government is tearing itself apart over same-sex marriage

this week has been astonishing. one backbencher says "i'll cross the floor to make this happen", a powerbroking bigot says "ohhhh no you don't, here's a threat to your job/power/preselection if you even fucking dare", repeat like a hundred times. and a new batch of threats that the prime minister will be torn down if he even dares to treat gay people like human beings. OVER FUCKING NOTHING.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

Good luck Australia. Haven't been paying close attention w/our upcoming election, but is the republicanism issue getting tied up w/this as well?

etc, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)

it is in that tony abbott (you remember, the guy who invented the marriage plebiscite) thinks a public vote on becoming a republic would be "an attack on australia's way of life"

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 09:57 (eight years ago)

so kicking all gay people in the face is fine but voting on a republic is fucking disgusting

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 09:58 (eight years ago)

not that he's a vengeful fucking bigot or anything

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 09:58 (eight years ago)

it gets worse from tone: http://www.news.com.au/national/politics/why-tony-abbott-wont-back-gay-marriage-bill-marriage-protects-women-and-children/news-story/eacc389ec0e02c53e5dd59275164d69d

then he had a go at the homeless people living on the streets in sydney

thank u onion boy for your hot takes

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)

repulsive little shitstain
oops that was out loud, sorry all

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

turnbull is calling a special party room meeting on monday to ???????

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

i really really really really hope the bigots throw punches/hurl chairs in the meeting, just so the country can see how desperately bigoted they are

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

Why does anyone still give Abott airtime? he isnt the fecking PM anymore, he should learn his place.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

he will only learn his proper place when he is dead

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 August 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

And we all line up to piss on his grave

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

apple-cheeked kevin rudd, with his pruned words and licked lips, was on cnn earlier, not discussing trump's part in the leaked call transcript as they hoped but instead blandly but vengefully sticking it to turnbull. it was quite the standard performance.

estela, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)

Found Kevin Rudd in an old Raymond Briggs children's book I was reading to my daughter

https://cdn.lrb.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/grocers-window.jpg

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

blandly but vengefully sticking it to turnbull. it was quite the standard performance.

he is indeed doggedly and unrelentingly there

xp wow that's eerie

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

lol it's really him
he has the pink look of a boy of yore whose mother has rubbed his face clean with a hanky and smoothed his hair down with spittle.

estela, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

estela would you kindly take up the position of kevin rudd's official biographer

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

btw i love how the libs/nats are all "whyyyy are we still talking about this whyyyy" when it's 100% their fault we're still talking about this

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

Ironically "special party room" is the gayest thing anyone will write on the internet today.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 August 2017 09:02 (eight years ago)

what about... back-door attempt

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 August 2017 09:35 (eight years ago)

ooh err shoppie missus

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 August 2017 12:35 (eight years ago)

I did like a suggestion in the Twittersphere of what the leaked Trump call would have been like with Tone/Keating/any Prime Minister that had some sort of personality, even if it was 'eats onions with skin on and has weird Rhodes-esque thoughts.'

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 August 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)

Is this heading for a referendum to legalise/enshrine or what's going on?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

last year parliament blocked the plebiscite and kicked it out because it's fucking bollocks.

what's happened now is that a few government backbenchers have lost their shit and said let's just change the law and get this done. the bigots who run the govt have responded by shitting their pants in public, so on monday they're all having a party meeting to sort this out.

btw unlike ireland we can't have a referendum because marriage isn't defined in our constitution. it's all in a standard law that parliament can modify on its own. our (unnecessary) public vote's only being championed by bigots.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

btw i hope i didn't come across condescending, the bigots have contrived such a complicated web of bullshit that it can be difficult to get to the truth

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

I read an article, maybe linked here about the shoppies being a catholic union and being a bunch of bastards more likely to side with employers than their members.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

Not condescending at all in fact I'm now terrifically confused tbh

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

yeah joe de bruyn's a fuckhead xp

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

Not condescending at all in fact I'm now terrifically confused tbh

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 11:39 (fifty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the bigots want that. currently a portion of the country's running around yelling things like "DEMOCRACY" and "LET ME HAVE MY SAY" because (a) they think the plebiscite is binding (it's not, it's a toothless opinion poll) and (b) they think farming equality out to a fucking vox pop is somehow how democracy works.

the truth is there's no need for a public vote on this. there's no precedent for it in australia's history. it's just all lies.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Would you anticipate a positive result from any such?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

nah. our bigots are so insanely bigoted that they're genuinely destroying their own government just to stop it. the whole country is in shock atm.

one of the nutbags has started pushing for a postal vote, which... i just

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

i mean the law's not even a religious law, church and state are reasonably well separated here

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

our bigots are so insanely bigoted that they're genuinely destroying their own government just to stop it.

sorry, i should expand on this: a few in govt have already said they'll ignore a plebiscite result they don't like, and the prime minister gave them permission to do that. so if all their tactics, all their hate campaigning, all their vote rigging fails and equality wins, they'll vote against it in parliament anyway.

the way we'll get a positive result is by a change of government, most likely 2019. the opposition will straight-up do equality within a couple of months.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

That was the article, how do the shoppies even get to be part of the labour movement?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 August 2017 03:38 (eight years ago)

australian labor's always been closer to unions. that works out well when the unions are doing objectively good things, not so much when joe de gay-panic abuses his position to bash his own members and hijack government policy.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

me, I suspect that next blue sky sesh from the right of the liberal party is going to give us the grand idea of having a deciding all this with a poll on the australian's website (requires subscription to the australian)

Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 5 August 2017 09:16 (eight years ago)

thing is i wouldn't be at all surprised if they proposed that

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

btw dean smith was super impressive (for a Liberal) on insiders this morning

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Didn't soil himself and then proposition the host before falling out of his chair? Can't be a real Liberal.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 6 August 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

Come on mate it's a Sunday morning pic.twitter.com/cW9wZW52WY

— Michael Koziol (@michaelkoziol) August 6, 2017

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

~discourse~

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

actually i'm going to ask mods to delete that, really not helpful to propagate shit like that, i'm sorry

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

For guck's sake it just makes a homophobe look stupid, imo

albvivertine, Sunday, 6 August 2017 02:18 (eight years ago)

Best response to that tweet is "why do you have 46002 unread emails?"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 6 August 2017 06:29 (eight years ago)

estela would you kindly take up the position of kevin rudd's official biographer

imagine having him seething and plotting in the background ever after, it would be so petty and unpleasant

estela, Sunday, 6 August 2017 07:45 (eight years ago)

kevin rudd: the seething years

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 07:50 (eight years ago)

the apple-cheeked avenger

estela, Sunday, 6 August 2017 07:57 (eight years ago)

this is going to end with another plebiscite isn't it

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 08:50 (eight years ago)

in come the bigots wit their propaganda

The splash you have when you don't have a splash. Dean Smith has been very open about how his views on marriage equality have changed. pic.twitter.com/AlUxPmVO4r

— Michael Koziol (@michaelkoziol) August 6, 2017

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

murdoch just has to piss all over this country

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 August 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Only good thing about all this is how much Turnbull must be shitting himself this morning

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

i reckon he's already decided to capitulate to the bigots and is having a nice morning

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

on second thoughts he's probably preparing to fend off a leadership challenge

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)

...which might have been what you meant in the first place

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:15 (eight years ago)

^^

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)

all aboard the potato express

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

the homophobes are really not helping their cause

Craig Kelly says it'll be a "tricky backdoor method" if marriage equality passes without a plebiscite.

— Josh Taylor (@joshgnosis) August 7, 2017

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)

the neighbours are probably wondering why i'm yelling "kill yourself" twice every 15 mins

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 06:31 (eight years ago)

If they're anything like the average Australian they probably just think you're talking to a refugee

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 7 August 2017 06:49 (eight years ago)

bigots got their way because of course they did

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 08:05 (eight years ago)

matthias cormann went on lateline and emma alberici tore him a new arsehole. right out the gate she threw the consequences of his bigotry straight in his shit-eating face. on this fucking shitbag of a day this one savaging was a proper delight.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

(for the record cormann is a fiercely gay-hating bigot)

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

He also has the strangest accent I've ever heard.

El Tomboto, Monday, 7 August 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

we should have a national public vote on whether he should shut the fuck up

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 August 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

the bureau of statistics will run the postal plebiscite. $122m.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

maybe we can also have a plebiscite on whether to lock all these fuckheads in a single car boot

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

i can't hear Cormann talk and not picture Ranier Wolfcastle tbh /pvmic

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bz-lUc9CMAAc06x.jpg

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)

I have shared that clip with an expert on the spectrum of phonemes in the english language and the verdict is that he does indeed sound objectively weird

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

belgium's australia's shame

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

I was shocked to learn he was Belgian and not South African, but then I've always thought he be right a home in a Vorster cabinet.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

plebisc-heid

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 03:29 (eight years ago)

I went to say hi to some lesbian mums visiting parli today, and found them quietly crying as they looked through their Facebook feeds.

— Lane Sainty (@lanesainty) August 8, 2017

There is just extraordinary anger & emotion in the community about the way the government has handled this.

— Lane Sainty (@lanesainty) August 8, 2017

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

plebiscite legislation goes to parliament today. when it's knocked back, the government will try to conduct a postal vote on whether gay people are people whether gay people are allowed to get married, run by the bureau of statistics. if that goes ahead i'll probably start a new thread with a great big faq at the top so the world can see at a glance what an astronomical fucking tragedy this is

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

i'm just so, so tired

monotony, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

between this and refugees killing themselves on manus island and that horrifying trump/turnbull transcript this week.......honestly i don't know where to begin with the incompetence of these buffoons

monotony, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

the press is unanimous in rolling its eyes. everyone can see what a joke this is and everyone's exhausted.
the lgbtiq community is a mess atm, if joy melbourne (radio station) is any indication.

(fwiw i hate referring to "the lgbt community" like there's a hivemind, but now that the govt is forcing us to compartmentalise every lgbtiq person like fucking cattle it's difficult not to)

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Its worth remembering theyre not - I actually have some LGBT friends who are vehemently anti marriage, see it as a cis/religious/patriarchal institution not worth scrabbling for and I have to admit, I kinda get that. While this is an important thing to legislate for, I cant help but wearily think "but marriage is a religiously-created crock of fucking shite that made women chattel anyway so fuck it all"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Like - Abbot and his comments about how marriage was "protecting women and children" all thru the ages. HA HA FUCKING WHAT. We were OWNED. We were RAPEABLE. We were CHATTEL and CATTLE. We were non human items to be traded for wars and kingdoms and kings. Fuck off with your protecting women shit tones.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

I have friends like that, but I also have friends who are gay and deeply want to express they commitment in the form of marriage. Choice is a wonderful thing.

What do Tony and the gang hope to achieve, do they get an extra hand shandy from Jesus for every day they delay this? Tony the fuck stick wants to make this about the politically correct elites vs the true blue battlers. It con tines to be nasty and painful and will only get worse.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

yeah it's all so fucking transparent (xp to trayce)

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

What do Tony and the gang hope to achieve

just bigotry, nothing else

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

holy shit penny wong's senate speech

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:26 (eight years ago)

plebiscite defeated in the senate

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

A good thing, yes?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

depends on what consider to be "good", because now they're going to stage a postal survey instead, which is basically the same thing but non-compulsory and completely unreliable

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

A survey? Uh.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

i'm doing a faq atm

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

Like - Abbot and his comments about how marriage was "protecting women and children" all thru the ages. HA HA FUCKING WHAT. We were OWNED. We were RAPEABLE. We were CHATTEL and CATTLE. We were non human items to be traded for wars and kingdoms and kings. Fuck off with your protecting women shit tones.

this is such a great post

estela, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

otm

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

heh thanks :) I may have got a little cranky thar.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

"Are gay people people? y/n": The Australian Marriage Equality Voluntary Postal Survey Thread

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

actually i fuicked up the formatting, will ask for it to be deleted

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

although edited will do

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

Hats off Trayce, said it hard and said it well.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:38 (eight years ago)


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