But Will There Be Corgis? Thread Where We Discuss Netflix's THE CROWN

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Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)

I blew through 3 episodes last night and I'm really enjoying it.

I love how the drama is provided by what's happening, they're not being heavyhanded and adding any excess unnecessary melodrama. I was a bit leery that they might Downton it up too much but it's very restrained.

I've heard they're planning to do SIX seasons, to cover the whole reign. Which...holy shit I'm in if it's going to be like this.

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

They do a very good job of underlining how the role of king/queen weighs very heavily on the person and the family -- like 'ugh my life would have been so much better if this had not happened to me' --- the duty is underscored very intentionally, and they do a good job of showing how disruptive it is to 'normal' life' (normal being landed aristocracy of course so, yknow, lol) (but still)

Jared Harrris' King George was so good

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)

still finishing episode 2. will be really thankful when the coughing stops. the king is dead. long live the cough.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

when he isn't coughing i love his voice though.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)

which makes sense cuz he comes from royal voice stock.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)

does this go into brenda's origins as a 12-ft baby-eating lizard-person or nah

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

xp
you wouldn't say that about his accent in The Expanse.

He is listed as being in 7 eps on imdb so I presume much flashbacking and maybe not so much coughing to come.

calzino, Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

lol whut xp

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)

i was wiki-ing the various royal family members and i honestly had forgotten about fergie. i just hadn't thought of her in years. so much info on her house and her house next to her ex's house and that house burning and then her moving back in with her ex and her ex borrowing money from the convicted pedophile who is friends with donald trump and....i think i see why people like royal watching so much. it's endless.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)

get woke veg: http://www.neonnettle.com/feed/67-david-icke-was-right-5-reasons-the-queen-is-a-bloody-lizard-

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)

lol :D

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:07 (nine years ago)

Casting of Matt Smith as Prince Philip is ludicrous, Phil was impossibly good looking - in an Aryan Master Race way - as a young man, Matt Smith not so much.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)

i wouldnt go that far, i think Smith embodies some of his inherent charm

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/54ca8cbb494254fc09953fbb/master/pass/image.jpg

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:32 (nine years ago)

https://lisawallerrogers.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/queen-elizabeth-and-prince-philip-engagement-july-9_1947.jpg

That's impossibly good looking? I'd have sAid Smith was about as gl if not better. A matter of taste I guess but they're about in the same league.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 6 November 2016 00:11 (nine years ago)

"even his testicles looked like red rosy apples"

calzino, Sunday, 6 November 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

ep5 opener: Little Lizzy helping her Dad by pretending to be Archbishop for the coronation gave me all the feels damn this show to hell

<3

also I never knew about that great smog business. 12,000? blimey.

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 05:20 (nine years ago)

worst killer fog in history.

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2016 05:27 (nine years ago)

i was definitely feeling the end of that second episode. DRAMA.

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2016 05:28 (nine years ago)

that whole second episode was just really great t.v. kudos!

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2016 05:28 (nine years ago)

streaking ahead sorry but

Coronation: a+
They used Edward so cleverly in this episode in particular, drag him to his bitchy lowest in the earlier episodes to allow him a bittersweet moment in the sun, very nicely done

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 06:46 (nine years ago)

Never gave much thought to actual practicality of walking in the crown

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 06:47 (nine years ago)

bit of the og magic show

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 06:54 (nine years ago)

ugh
https://youtu.be/LEDp34MRI20

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 06:54 (nine years ago)

probably useless storming into a binge thread 11 hours late but we just watched the first episode and i'm super-impressed by john lithgow's spot-on churchill impression through ~actual acting~ and not just gimmickry. i can't imagine what it's like for a showrunner to take an established actor with an already phenomenal legacy and give them something entirely new that will propel their stature even further.

I've heard they're planning to do SIX seasons, to cover the whole reign. Which...holy shit I'm in if it's going to be like this.

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:39 (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and with their intended focus on peripheral members of the monarchy it's easy to see how they'll fill it. the scope for quality drama is mind-blowing.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 November 2016 08:13 (nine years ago)

yeah definitely

I really enjoy lithgow as churchill too. I also enjoy them utilizing churchill in his second prime-ministership as much as they do; post-stroke churchill is not as often shown or used in drama & it is quite fascinating to see that "fading glory" portrayed by such a good actor

i didn't expect there to be as much use of peripheral characters - it definitely helps paint the picture more fully

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)

claire foy looks so uncannily like a close friend of my mum's did when younger that i don't know how to end this post

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

i already said this on the wolf hall thread but :0

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

the queen in her old age reminds me of my grandma, and young Lizzy reminds me of my Mum
it's weird all round

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

capt peter townshend also reminds me of someone i know quite well

plus queen mary (of teck, george vi's mum, with the grey curls) uses the same asthma inhaler as i did as a kid! (tho she has a fancy mouthpiece also)

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)

lol matt smith's face when the the plane lands after his flying lesson (which i just this second watched) is SOOOO DOCTOR WHOOO

so far i haven't mind him his as philip, but he should stay away from airmen's leather helmets

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

that first scene of his flying lesson with the deadstick landing is a good example of why I like this show.
In a Downton setting there would have been HIGH DRAMA and pleading for the engine to be turned back on and some kind of STAKES and a lot of music

But no

Two chill dudes just kill the engine, chat for a bit, and then deadstick land the plane in a field and it's cool af

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

yes -- except prince philip has turned into doctor who during the flight :)

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)

this is paywalled only but well worth it on the fog: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n19/neal-ascherson/brown-goo-like-marmite

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)

hmmm, there doesn't seem to be any "yas queen" memes featuring Claire Foy yet. Somebody's asleep at the wheel

Number None, Sunday, 6 November 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)

Blimey, some of the fog stuff is like Threads.

trishyb, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

Halfway through ep 9, one more to go

Every time Phillip disappoints Lizzy I think back to that promise he made to King George that he would stand by her & i get really mad. then I think how incredibly strong she must have been to weather so much without the steadfast support she should have had from him & it makes her a little bit more impressive in my eyes

Envying the Queen Mum's Scottish castle

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 18:53 (nine years ago)

Still, up against the wall with the lot of them, Bolsheviks had the right idea etc.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

yeah I'm not going to go subscribing to Women's Weekly anytime soon

it just gives me an appreciation for the weird difficulties of a job that basically asks you to do nothing

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

Yeah, I do feel for Phil. He has no job and no real purpose. Maybe he thought he would be doing a lot of the work, or that she would at least share more with him, come to him for advice, that kind of thing? I suppose neither of them realised she'd be thrown into it so soon.

trishyb, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

Although I guess that's what all that horse-stud business is about: him having no real job any more, now that he's done his job by her.

trishyb, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

idk

they'd been prepping her for queen her whole life, idk what Phil thought would happen

i mean, i'm sympathetic to an extent- it's obv a very unforgiving job esp for surrounding family. but he just seems so stubbornly petulant & not very empathetic to the inherent loneliness she's dealing with

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)

Jared Harris is so good. Bloody love him after this and Mad Men, and fuck it, I'll even take that accent in the Expanse too.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)

yeah he is A+ perfect in this

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)

i'd love a prequel season showing his wartime years, the family in london after the blitz, etc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

It's all so delicately done, reminds me a bit of the early golden british drama era, the Brideshead Revisiteds, very far from the deluge of period fluff in the wake of Downton Abbey

abcfsk, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

idk what Phil thought would happen

I think he thought that it would be more of a partnership, like Churchill and his wife. He obviously has plenty of good ideas - like televising the coronation.

trishyb, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:43 (nine years ago)

true

i just hate the petulant absenteeism & carousing

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)

"i'd love a prequel season showing his wartime years, the family in london after the blitz, etc"

A bunch of priv Naziphiles waiting for their government to stop this nonsense and sue for peace might not cut it as a worldwide hit netflix series tbh. I wish next time Netflix have a spare 100m and loads of good actors, they will do a House of Plantagenet epic or something.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

Seems the spat on the Australia tour in front of the film crew did actually happen

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/it-happens-even-in-royal-marriages-20110927-1kvi8.html

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:49 (nine years ago)

I said this on the Westworld thread already but:

Game of Thrones credit sequence: mechanical mapworld comes into being before your eyes.

Vinyl credit sequence: an LP comes liquidly into being before your eyes.

Westworld credit sequence: various biobots come liquidly into being before your eyes.

The Crown credit sequence: molten metal liquidly becomes a crown before your eyes.

I think we've found the MMteens' dominant visual cliché. It's the new teal & orange.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 November 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)

Oh and btw ilx hath infected my brain so thoroughly that at the beginning of E3 all I could think was YES! THERE ARE, INDEED, MOTHERFUCKING CORGIS.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 November 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)

:D

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

the Corgis just turned up though. I wanted an origin story

Number None, Monday, 14 November 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)

I finished the final ep last night

A+, looking forward to more in the future if it's more of this calibre of storytelling.

The stuff between Lizzy & Margaret in ep10 is so sad & kinda gutwrenching to watch it play out even when you know what's coming. Actress who plays margaret is so good

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 November 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)

do they explain the awful hats?

Jared Harris currently brilliant in Certain Women btw

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2016 19:22 (nine years ago)

no hat explanation sry morbs

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 November 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

Daredevil has the same opening sequence design too.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

matt smith should play frankenstein's monster in something. he looks like frankenstein's monster.

na (NA), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)

i will get back to this soon. thanks, trump!

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)

apropos of nothing I am really into the Queen + land rover + headscarf + gumboots look, it's a real winner for me

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

the woman clare foy reminds me of also rocked that look -- well, not the land rover, she had a SHOOTING BRAKE instead

or actually one of those half-timbered morris minor travellers full of smelly king charles spaniels

http://www.classicandsportscar.ltd.uk/images_catalogue/large/morris-minor-traveller_17586.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)

watched this last weekend (except for episode one which my wife had already watched), certainly addictive. matt smith is great as philip in this, since I only ever think of him as an ancient horrible racist monster. princess margaret is much too pretty in this compared to her real life self.

akm, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 22:37 (nine years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/80/d6/4f/80d64f2c25860c419df4a01024e5b8c0.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)

xp really? i always thought margaret was v beautiful as a young lady

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

Like a good looking version of the Queen.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)

p much yeah

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

looking thru her pix on GiS she's one of those people who just looks really -- almost unrecognisably --- different in different photos, at least until she worked out her glam mojo in the 60s

mark s, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:14 (nine years ago)

Margaret was royal family attractive. Vanessa Kirby is attractive attractive

Number None, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)

from either eavesdropping on some misspeak from my mum or something misheard when I was a kid, for most of my adult life I was convinced she had an affair with Pete Townsend.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:34 (nine years ago)

haha

akm, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:57 (nine years ago)

anyway margaret def best 'character' here, love it when she takes over while queeney is away and just says whatever the fuck she wants

also, next series needs more dog

akm, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 23:58 (nine years ago)

best character is elizabeth, forzen at the centre dissolving herself in duty; margaret is the most fun character

mark s, Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:00 (nine years ago)

yeah elizabeth for me is the best character; rmde @ margaret & phillip with their endless "wants" & "needs" worse than actual corgis imo (/jk)

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:06 (nine years ago)

maybe it's just the older sister in me that sympathizes with lizzy

it's fucking hard work being the square responsible one!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:08 (nine years ago)

this is v good but i have to remind myself what kind of life i'm seeing, what's being dramatized. lethal smog has the same weight as whether philip has enough to do day to day.

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)

yeah I'm a bit torn between thinking ^that is kind of the point of the series and wondering if I should really be spending hours contemplating said basically appalling point. In TV drama terms though, so far my only real complaint is that Edward is no fun as a villain, he's just really contemptible and joyless to spend time with.

rob, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

he isn't the villain, he's the warning

mark s, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)

I had a feeling "villain" might be objected to, and I don't disagree about his importance to the show's central idea of the function of the monarchy. Maybe it's the actor? I stand by "joyless to spend time with" so when he's central to an episode I find them a bit more of a slog (but I'm only halfway through in case that matters).

rob, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

as an american i shd probably look into what duties the monarch has. the 'heavy hangs the crown' type stuff between harris and foy is the show's strongest, but again i'm like... why. why is it like this.

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

It seemed like that to them. At the time.

Not an expert on this by any means but it seems like in 195whatever they still had a huge hangover from empire and from, of course, the wars, where they felt the idea of the steady "leadership" of a dutiful self-effacing monarch made a bit more sense.

As they do less and less of consequence nowadays, they're just reality-show-type celebrities given stilts by history, so it seems silly to us now. But even non-royal britishes in 1952ish might well have regarded the persons and fates of individual royals as a sort of proxy for the national identity, in the way perhaps that we regard sports stars. To what extent is Cleveland's fate entwined with LeBron's? It isn't, except for the person who feels that it is.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

yes, the series is basically about duty vs the call of modernity (which is already super-unusual, i can't actually think of another drama that's done this in the present-day era)

my feeling (having watched it all) is that it's surprsingly harsh on ppl who don't usually get harshed on (churchill, for one): but yes, it is entirely (and deliberately) told from inside the buck house bubble

i suspect if it had tried to make much of the view from outdside, it would actually probably sentimentalise both

i also suspect that it will get less rigorous as it approaches the present

mark s, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)

my favoutite exchange was a burn from queen mary (of teck, aka edward/george's mum) pointing out that philip's family (the schleswig-holstein-sonderburg-glücksburgs) are jumped up parvenus, whose line did not -- of course -- go back a thousand years

it was just to win a minor family argument but she was irritated

mark s, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)

From the perspective of now, the royals who basically said "hey, we're rich and we have basically nothing to do, so let's just party and fuck" are actually sort of on the right side of history. The ones who thought they had a moral obligation to lead, set a good example, and carefully read government documents actually come off looking sorta like chumps. Because a parliamentary government can run fine without them (in fact, most do).

But just like we take the internal logic of a show seriously when we watch "The Tudors" or "Wolf Hall" or "Man for All Seasons" or, heck, "Game of Thrones," to enjoy "The Crown" requires inhabiting, however temporarily, its point of view.

That said, "The Crown" might be made more exciting with tits 'n' dragons.

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)

i think the approach will make it v interesting in later seasons - all of the things that Elizabeth has to give up, repress, compromise & reject entirely now will all become (for her) depressingly moot as her role as queen becomes more & more meaningless

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

The ones who thought they had a moral obligation to lead, set a good example, and carefully read government documents actually come off looking sorta like chumps.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTQ

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)

yes -- and i think it's a bit deeper even than this, as well, bcz the ones who say "let's party and fuck" (who are totally the ones who make sense, even more in the 60s than the 50s, are also the ones where it's obvious that they're doing nothing to justify the colossal privilege: elizabeth's determination is a double one, to prove she can be a satisfactory monarch even though she's a young girl with a very odd and inadequate education (except in the constitution), one that can match up to her dad, and victoria and the other semi-mythical elizabeth, but also to justify the privilege by an iron committment to a selfless version of the duty she owes and the role she must commit to (the dowdiness is an expression of this, like the other elizabeth's quasi-holy virginity)

^^^which is a bonkers insupportable topsyturvy view, but without it, there's just nothing left to ground the wealth and the palaces, etc, as any kind of equitable settlement -- and that's where elizabeth is coming from

re the constitution: she refers to bagehot* when he comes into conversation as "badgett", but her teacher -- a professor with a northern accent, who drinks -- calls him "batshit"... which is not IMO an accident

*(walter bagehot, the 19th centry theorist of the constitution and apologist for the victorian monarchy)

mark s, Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)

until i watched this i don't think i ever *fully* appreciated just how insane the mythology of the monarchy is when applied to a human being

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

It has been announced Brenda is getting a £370 mill full electrical/mechanical refurb to her house scot free, now that's what you call full bennies.

calzino, Friday, 18 November 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)

Just finished watching this with Kate (ie, my girlfriend, not a certain princess) over the past few days. Good stuff, all points above taken on board of course.

Our favorite character was the mustachioed hatchetman.

"Bon voyage."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:02 (nine years ago)

he was so good!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:34 (nine years ago)

Pretty much whenever he appeared on screen I assumed he was about to have someone killed.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:51 (nine years ago)

marming like a badass

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 06:02 (nine years ago)

= tommy lascelles (rhymes with tassles)

mark s, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 10:25 (nine years ago)

his royal mustache

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)

I rather enjoyed this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/3657397/A-most-devoted-subject-and-a-most-exacting-critic.html

Tommy's bête noir was the Prince of Wales, later King Edward VIII and ultimately Duke of Windsor. "He is the most attractive man I have ever met," Tommy declared on appointment to his household in 1921. Disillusionment was swift. "I have wasted the best years of my life," he said after resigning in 1929, outraged by the Prince's neglect of duty and loose morals.

Half a century later, when I was writing a biography of George V, I asked Lascelles what he remembered of the King, who had summoned him back to royal service in 1935. He said: "The King gave me an MVO for looking after his son. It was the hardest-earned medal I ever had." From a man who had won a Military Cross on the Western Front, that was indeed a savage epitaph on the Prince.

He wrote no less bitterly of Mrs Simpson in his retrospect of the Abdication crisis printed in the present volume: "The vast majority of the King's subjects… would not tolerate their Monarch taking as his wife, and their Queen, a shop-soiled American, with two living husbands and a voice like a rusty saw."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

Also what the hell:

Tommy undoubtedly gave a steadying hand to a master notorious for his outbursts, and it was his diplomacy that kept both the King and Churchill on dry land after each had declared his intention of watching the D-Day bombardment of the French coast from a cruiser.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)

whoa

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

I loved that awesome temper tantrum by the King in ep1 when he is getting ready

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

And learning about Antony Eden's health problems, jeez:

Eden had an ulcer, exacerbated by overwork, as early as the 1920s. His life was changed forever by a medical mishap: during an operation on 12 April 1953, to remove gallstones, his bile duct was damaged, leaving Eden susceptible to recurrent infections, biliary obstruction, and liver failure. He suffered from cholangitis, an abdominal infection which became so agonising that he was admitted to hospital in 1956 with a temperature reaching 106 °F (41 °C). He required major surgery on three occasions to alleviate the problem. Eden would almost certainly have become Prime Minister when Churchill suffered a severe stroke on 23 June 1953, had he not been recovering from corrective surgery in the United States on the same day.

He was also prescribed Benzedrine, the wonder drug of the 1950s. Regarded then as a harmless stimulant, it belongs to the family of drugs called amphetamines, and at that time they were prescribed and used in a very casual way. Among the side effects of Benzedrine are insomnia, restlessness, and mood swings, all of which Eden suffered during the Suez Crisis; indeed, earlier in his premiership he complained of being kept awake at night by the sound of motor scooters. Eden's drug use is now commonly agreed to have been a part of the reason for his bad judgment while Prime Minister. Eden was secretly hospitalised with a high fever, possibly as a result of his heavy medication, on 5–8 October 1956. He underwent further surgery at a New York hospital in April 1957.

In November 2006, private papers uncovered in the Eden family archives disclosed that Eden had been prescribed a powerful combination of amphetamines and barbiturates called drinamyl. Better known in post-war Britain as "purple hearts", the drug can impair judgement, cause paranoia, and even make the person taking them lose contact with reality. Drinamyl was banned in 1978

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:59 (nine years ago)

Lascelles was great, yeah

best moment in the show is the dressing down the Queen gives to Churchill and Salisbury

Number None, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)

the drug can impair judgement, cause paranoia, and even make the person taking them lose contact with reality.

The ideal modern politician.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to invade Egypt"

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)

lol

Number None, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

bennies, huh. well that's the most fun anyone's had as PM surely

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

Something else I didn't realize -- Eden's widow is still alive...and is a niece of Winston Churchill!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Eden

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)

looked up the lascelles family, vaguely hoping they'd been Gormenghastly Keeper of the Mustache since the norman conquest, telling monarchs no for 1000 years -- turns out the earliest one that's well enough known to get into wikipedia is francis, during the civil war, who was mp for stank and north allerton -- and a regicide latterly in the barebones parliament

i've probably already posted the story i know abt eden at some point down the years : he was friends with ian fleming -- james bond is also a benzedrine enthusiast -- and after one of his illnesses went to stay in jamaica at fleming's holiday house goldeneye… the awfulness of the food in the fleming household was legendary, and eden was convinced he was hallucinating large rats in the rafters (he wasn't, they were real-life rats)… more rattled than rested, he returned to downing street to handle the suez crisis

mark s, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

Eden and the Suez seems to be a walking, talking 'what not to do.'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)

yeah no kidding

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

My gift to ilx is this image of CORGIS IN SWEATERS

http://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/684xflex/public/1481064512/120616-Royal-Family-ugly-sweaters-NEW.jpg

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 December 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)

Just started this, so good

calstars, Thursday, 15 December 2016 03:52 (nine years ago)

Based on that photo, one of the important functions of modern British royalty is to provide comic relief. Presumably the UK needs such jollity at the moment.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2016 04:00 (nine years ago)

based on that post, one might think you thought that was a photo of people

the continued existence of the british royalty provides no relief - only disgust

saw a trailer for this prog "it's a revolution from the inside" or some such trash

the only thing I like inspired by contemporary british royalty of which I can think is king charles III a play and I guess anarchy in the UK a song

conrad, Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:30 (nine years ago)

I'm ashamed to admit that it was only the novelty double sweater that made me realise the above photo is not real.

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)

Anyway, I've been watching this series, just finished episode 8... And while it's very well made and entertaining without falling for needless scandalisation of well-known historical events, I'm a bit surprised that it doesn't really provide any proper voice that'd be critical of the continued existence of monarchy in a Western democracy. Especially since it's such an ensemble piece with multiple viewpoints, and yet the only critical words to that effect so far were uttered by the newspaper editor, who was only a small bit character and mostly painted as a villain who caused poor Margaret's breakup with the Who guitarist.

Some of Philips's quips seem to also hint at this direction, but they're mostly just used to illustrate his frustration of being the Queen Husband with no deeper critical implications.

I mean, I get it that the writer and most of the intended audience are probably staunch royalists, but it seems pretty absurd that in a series that otherwise tries to provide a fairly objective look into monarchy in a time period where is becoming increasigly obsolete, they have no one stating the obvious and saying that it is. Surely 1950s Britain already had some anti-monarchists among leftists etc? The absence of that feels like a gaping hole in the side of the narrative that it just refuses to accept. (Unless that happens in the last two episode that I havent' yet watched?)

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)

"that it just refuses to acknowledge"

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 10:18 (nine years ago)

The antiroyalist perspective is also missing from Game of Thrones, Excalibur, Frozen, Cinderella, and Star Wars iirc.

I am not sure I agree that "the writer and most of the intended audience are probably staunch royalists"; it's more like "this is the story they wanted to tell."

FWIW ex-King David says some stuff about how it's perfectly rational to prefer ceremonial magic to boring truth.

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)

The Little Mermaid needed more scenes about the exploitation of the mollusks

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:02 (nine years ago)

The antiroyalist perspective is also missing from Game of Thrones, Excalibur, Frozen, Cinderella, and Star Wars iirc.

Are you being serious? In case y
ou are, this series is clearly framed as a fair realistic and multifaceted look into the role of the monarch in a modern society, while

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:37 (nine years ago)

...Cinderella isn't. So it's not unfair to accept the former to address the huge question that's inextricably tied to its central theme. Cinderella deals with something totally different than the justification of the position of the monarch.

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

"it's not unfair to expect"

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)

i would say it's framed as a fair realistic and multifaceted look into the role of the monarch in a modern society from the perspective of the monarchy and the people who support it

there are like character perspectives in the season from maybe two people who aren't part of the monarchy or supporting government and one of them gets hit by a bus

na (NA), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

it's framed as a fair realistic and multifaceted look into the role of the monarch in a modern society from the perspective of the monarchy and the people who support it

Exactly. My examples were over the top on purpose, but if you want different ones they can be supplied. Johnny Cash biopic that is silent on punk rock. Nature documentaries that fail to address the booming nightclub scene. The point is merely that perspective and canvas size are a legitimate concern in making entertainment.

Yes, there is a story to be told about people who don't give a shit about the Duke of Whatsis and the Marquess of Thingydoodle. This is not that story. If you want to film that story go do it; no one is stopping you.

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

this series is clearly framed as a fair realistic and multifaceted look…

no it isn't, not at all: it's framed as the exploration of an institution and a practice and a belief system strictly as it impacts on the people right in the middle of it, the human drama of the logic of the constitutional issues, which it takes unexpected care to lay out, making little attempt to explore anything beyond the palace walls except insofar as it affects the central characters, and that's one of its strengths IMO

you're also wrong abt the journalists being set up as the villains: the villain in the destruction of margaret's happiness is -- according to how you judge elizabeth's decision to commit to royal duty -- either the institution of monarchy itself (its ruthless sacrificial demands, if you like, and elziabeth courageously bowing to them) or else elizabeth, treating her setting her duty ahead of her firm promise to her sister as a kind cowardice

if they're royalists -- not at all evident to me -- then they're royalists taking an unusually icy and unsentimental view of the monarchy at this particular time: they really dig down into the harshness of this choice elizabeth has to make (in contrast to david, who as edward viii followed his feelings, an act which, as the queen mum's furiously argues and eliziabeth clearly believes, basically killed his brother bertie aka george vi); it's the central topic of this whole first series

in other words, she portray her as faced with a choice between two modes of cowardice, equally unpleasant personally -- and the approach the makers have (fairly rigorously and i think rather admirably) taken is teasing out the contradictions and ugliness of the entire thing from within; and not making a song and dance of them, or giving us anti-royalists anyone to identify with. i think if someone were parachuted to give a nice wave&wink to us moderns that yes, this entire thing is foolish and we know better now, it would be much harder to do that, besides being fairly ahistorical (obviously plenty of people existed in the early 1950s who believed the institution was a bad thing, but they weren't people elizabeth was routinely engaging with)

(it's going to be really interesting in the next series -- when the next phase of anti-colonial activity will greatly ramp up: the mau mau uprising in kenya and so on -- what their treatment is going to be… it's much more ticklish material than anything they faced so far, and their approach may come to pieces, along with my defence here) (i don't have high hopes of the project in the medium term, i think it's bitten off more than it's likely to be able to chew, but so far i've been surprised and impressed)

i think the version you have in mind, tuomas, would just have sentimentalised both sides of the argument -- basically turned into into an earnest and anachronistic op-ed discussion of the pros and cons of a particular constitutional arrangement… what they've done is much more interesting and much more daring, besides i think being truer to quite how alien britain after the war in the early 50s is to us (exhausted, much poorer, with its empire and its might slipping away, determined to believe, not entirely unjustifiably, that almost alone of the european nations 1939-45 it hadn't compromised with fascism, that its ancient institutions had something to be said for them… except also knowing they were going to have to change anyway, and how is this going to happen, and what's it like to be right in the middle of it, from the perspective of a young, fairly bright, very stubborn, extremely oddly educated woman, who never get to resign and move out of the spotlight)

anyway, you should be on my ROBA thread talking abt finnish police procedurals

mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)

(its ruthless sacrificial demands, if you like, and elziabeth courageously bowing to them)

^this needs unpacking a bit, since it's not unreasonable to see it more as her "courageously" sacrificing her sister's happiness -- the kind of courage i mean is her basically accepting her role in this is to be the shit, and seen as the shit, becuase that's what duty IS (which she and her dad understand, unlike her uncle who ran away from it); lol a bit like nixon's "secret honor" in the altman film

i said up thread that duty and the ethos of service is an unusual topic for a modern drama, and i stick with this -- even my lovely procedurals rarely explore this element of police life, and when they do it's explored collectively: "the crown" is abt elizabeth's solitude (except for her uncle, who she loathes)

mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

the villain in the destruction of margaret's happiness is -- according to how you judge elizabeth's decision to commit to royal duty -- either the institution of monarchy itself (its ruthless sacrificial demands, if you like, and elziabeth courageously bowing to them) or else elizabeth, treating her setting her duty ahead of her firm promise to her sister as a kind cowardice

Or, in the way the series presents it, E. being machiavellianly manipulated by the machinations of Mustache Lascelles. Who may himself have been operating out of what he thought were good motives - preserve the mighty institution as opposed to the teeny feeeeewings of mere mortals - or he may have just liked the power he could exercise behind the scenes. E. could have chosen to go against all that institutional weight in order to keep her word to her sister, sure. But she also felt she needed advice/advisors, as she was alone and adrift in uncharted territory.

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:25 (nine years ago)

well, yes, lascelles is pretty much presented as the Face of How Things Must Be Done for most of the series, but by the end we know that E is getting a sense of what her powers (and capabilities) actually are, esp.after we see her face down churchill, so the margaret decision ends up being at least partly E's decision, rather than purely the system' inflexibility (as manifested in the mustache gormenghastly tradition)

mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)

incidentally i mentioned claire foy's resemblance to my mum's friend to my sister, and my sister said "oh, really?" (she hadn't watched this) and we googled CF and called up some pictures and my sister said "oh. my. god."

mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)

mark s otm itt

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)

based on that post, one might think you thought that was a photo of people

It is a photo of the royal personages, which is equally true, whether it is a photo of actual royals, actors, or wax dummies at Madame Tussaud's. Or photoshopped.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)

Or, in the way the series presents it, E. being machiavellianly manipulated by the machinations of Mustache Lascelles. Who may himself have been operating out of what he thought were good motives - preserve the mighty institution as opposed to the teeny feeeeewings of mere mortals - or he may have just liked the power he could exercise behind the scenes.

this is an interesting type; reminded in a way of francis urquhart in the end of 'to play the king' who says something like, "my family came down with james the first, when you were a pack of german nobodies." the crown is a thing that can't ever be stable enough or legitimate enough for the people closest to it

i have trouble discerning the intent of the show but i think the critique of monarchy -- an idea that everyone has to serve, or beat themselves into a particular shape to serve -- is there

goole, Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)

(xp) Looks nothing like Philip for a start.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:22 (nine years ago)

they really dig down into the harshness of this choice elizabeth has to make (in contrast to david, who as edward viii followed his feelings, an act which, as the queen mum's furiously argues and eliziabeth clearly believes, basically killed his brother bertie aka george vi)

grim irony here in showing everyone smoking, esp mum on her deathbed. but elizabeth doesn't, right?

goole, Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)

don't think we see her smoking -- the internet says she smoked as a teen but gave up after the war

i need to rewatch this tbh

mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)

she chides Philip for smoking at one point

Number None, Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:33 (nine years ago)

yeah iirc her father's death put her off smoking for life or something to that effect

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 December 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ep 9 is damn good - the portrait of WC and the (vastly dramatised?) marital strife bet. QE and Philip.

calstars, Monday, 2 January 2017 03:58 (nine years ago)

She should have known what she was getting into, marrying a Time Lord and all.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 15:07 (nine years ago)

started watching Victoria, UK really liking to biopic it's regents right now it seems. Crown is much better than Victoria btw which suffers from that ITV 'no scene longer than 45 seconds' problem

akm, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 16:36 (nine years ago)

The old Masterpiece Theater series of Lillie and Edward the Seventh made me an Ed7 stan. Dude had his problems but he appears to have known how to live: drinking, fucking, eating, and living in lavish palaces.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 16:57 (nine years ago)

We watched episode 9 last night and I have just found this picture of IRL Margaret, which I feel needs to be shared.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5c/f6/9e/5cf69ef5597b7a7a7c2277313f793f78.jpg

Madchen, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:40 (nine years ago)

Has Anthony Armstrong-Jones showed up yet? He's dead now anyway.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 15:50 (nine years ago)

Nope, presumably he surfaces in the next season.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:31 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

This is pretty fun. Pip Torrens as Tommy Lascelles takes the cake, and looks so much like Dirk Bogarde it's scary.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

really looking forward to series XXI of this, with claire foy in yards-deep wrinkly rubber make-up and a euro-flag hat first doing a reverse diana on the then-PM, then winking cheekily back at the PM's successor as he stands flanked by the wicker giants GOG and MAGOG, and the entire worshipful company of fully automated luxury communists

mark s, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

I'm in.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

All hail (in season 3) Queen Olivia.

http://ew.com/tv/2017/10/26/the-crown-claire-foy-olivia-colman/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

Claire Foy is a babe

calstars, Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

I like the way they say "The Crown has found its new star," like they searched far and wide for Olivia Colman.

trishyb, Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

i like her though

she will make a good, tired, really kind of fucking over this shit Lizzie

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 October 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

Oh, me too! It's just that "finding" her is hardly the Scarlett O'Hara search, is all I meant.

She will be brilliant.

trishyb, Friday, 27 October 2017 10:28 (eight years ago)

Looking forward to Mountbatten getting blown up.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 10:45 (eight years ago)

So much money pumped into this overblown project, and there are hardly any decent story arcs!

calzino, Friday, 27 October 2017 11:57 (eight years ago)

I hear there's a surprise main character death a few seasons down the line

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 October 2017 12:00 (eight years ago)

Hope Lord Lucan turns up at some point.

nashwan, Friday, 27 October 2017 12:01 (eight years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51RCFJ79K0L._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 12:04 (eight years ago)

Surely there's room for John Bindon hanging beer glasses off his todger?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 12:05 (eight years ago)

This is so much better than any other Netflix show

abcfsk, Friday, 27 October 2017 12:06 (eight years ago)

i think it will get continue to be good sadly

also it is not better than REINA DEL SUR, the one true queen imo

mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 12:08 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Season 2 run date: December 8th. VG will stock up on tea and blankets and take the entire weekend off.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

seriously tho is this the season where they explore brenda’s origins as a 12ft baby-eating lizard person

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

They will never be bold enough to reveal that these people are all fucking worthless fascist scum and all deserve to die in a pile of their own excrement.

calzino, Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

but no, they to live to be 200 with titanium hips and bairns blood transfusions from Africa.

calzino, Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

Ah so that's how James Cameron is rebooting The Terminator.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

Sorry, I will shut up for the benefit of fans of this series. But these fucking people ..

calzino, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:22 (eight years ago)

oh shit YES i cannot wait

and as I have expressed previously, i am an on-record royals-hater... BUT this show is v v good

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

On board

calstars, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

Nice interview with Foy (I like the bit about how she's changed up her hair now that she's done with the role). Some spoilers, sorta.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/nov/29/the-crowns-claire-foy-im-a-deeply-angry-person-on-some-levels

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

WATCH SEASON 2 NOW

mark s, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

not actually NOW but v soon yes

mark s, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

"traficante muy famosa", as lyndon larouche sees it

mark s, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

I kinda hate the fact that I am watching this but who am I kidding, I am going to watch every corgifucking second of it.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

corgi... fucking?

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

dnw

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

I AM V EXCITE TO QUEEN THIS WEEKEND

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

o how i have missed Clare Foy’s microexpressions

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 08:03 (eight years ago)

matthew goode <3 ugh i love him

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

need to watch s2 e1 again as i was semi-distracted for much of it by xmas admin but *applause* for the toothy goblin they found to play small charles

mark s, Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

otm

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

am halfway through ep 3, loving it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 23:24 (eight years ago)

Lost track of what episode I'm up to now (I think maybe 5?) but anyway it's got Alex Jennings in it and once again he's superb in the douchebag role. Most punchable character since Joffrey Baratheon

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 9 December 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

"not that we give a fig about the parkers and their happiness"

as far as i know in 1957, this was euphemising "not that we give a damn" but i liked the anachronistic way this was delivered, strongly to suggest "not that we give a fuck" (don't think brits said this 50 years ago, even very posh ones)

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

enjoying the game-of=thrones style macmillan also

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

This phrase comes from the Spanish Fico (Fig) which gave its name to a traditional gesture of contempt made by placing the thumb between the first and second fingers. The gesture was common in Shakespeare's time and was known as The Fig of Spain. The modern-day equivalent is the V sign.

Number None, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

https://word-ancestry.livejournal.com/9243.html

1. (don’t) give a damn
-The above phrase was originally I don’t give a dam (yes, the n is missing on purpose) and seems to have been brought back to England by military men traveling to India in the mid 18th century. A dam was an Indian coin of little value. After spreading to civilian usage, the phrase changed to I don’t give a damn and was first recorded in America in the 1890s

^^^never knew this (if it's true)

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

loved the episode abt the Duke -irl pics of irl Duke at the end particularly delicious

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

very early cryptic mention of the "sinister osteopath" -- i'm guessing (as of e3) this is foreshadowing profumo and keeler etc

mark s, Monday, 11 December 2017 12:02 (eight years ago)

"had a bit of a fumble at blenheim -- actress you know, quite a looker!"

this whole exchange is tremendous

mark s, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

Anna Massey was never that good looking though.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

When Grigg* was leaving Television House, after giving an interview on ITV defending his article, a member of the League of Empire Loyalists came up to him and slapped his face, saying: "Take that from the League of Empire Loyalists."

= Lord Altrincham, who'd criticised the Queen in the press, was the second lord to quit a hereditary peerage after Lord Stansgate (= Tony Benn, who was the first) made it possible in law, and eventually -- *sigh* -- ended up in the SDP (admittedly arriving from the Tory direction).

Anyway, TAKE THAT FROM THE LEAGUE OF EMPIRE LOYALISTS. (Wikip: "Indeed, it has also been argued that although parts of its ideology overlapped with fascism the LEL was in fact much too reactionary to be considered truly fascist.")

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

fun hearing an actor doing a young robin day -- not exactly a demanding piece of mimicry, but well managed

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

probably shouldn't actually liveblog this ep (half of you already know all this, it's spoilers for everyone else)

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

also enjoying what a monster they've made the queen mum

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

(of course grigg joined the SDP: his approach to the monarchy was very proto-blair)

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

foy gives great frosty

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

fun hearing an actor doing a young robin day -- not exactly a demanding piece of mimicry, but well managed

Why, if it isn't Bertie Carvel, bless him.

trishyb, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

"also enjoying what a monster they've made the queen mum"

erm.. good work by the writers there. I'm just being a churl, tempted to start this tonight tbh.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

Turkish websites are there for those of us who CBA with Netflix.

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

God save the torrent sitez! We need them for leeching from the parasitic overlords that make dramatic content about .. nevermind.

I like the rich period detail in this so far, it goes beyond budgets and eye candy - it is very artfully evocative in a way that many modern period dramas that have pissed away similar budgets are not imo. But saying that, some of the Eden administration stuff is a bit sketchy and undercooked, but I'd probably prefer a drama that concentrated wholly on that side of the story in the same fashion.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

Matt Smith's performance in the scene where they celebrate Margaret's engagement is A+. I laughed out loud.

trishyb, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

ok lol at the la ronde-style sequence of bed scenes and the UNEXPECTED REVEAL

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

love the way the private secretaries are required essentially to be MENTATS

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/PiterDeVries-Brad_Dourif.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

(lascelles is btw meant to be 73: he is looking VERY good on it)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

wait whut: tony armstrong jones also er stepping out with jackie chan and robin banks

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

this ceremony takes place a month and a day before i arrived in the world (for some reason they fail to mention that)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Got to the bit where current 'stache guy is made to shave. The 'stache is dead, long live the 'stache.

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

Felt genuinely sorry for him when he got told off because of the speech. Poor Michael. Or whatever his name is.

trishyb, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

michael adeane

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

that whole thing where Phillip is made Prince was funny/infuriating ... is there truth to that?

like basically the show plays it that Phillip wants a HAT and a TITLE because he cant lad it up with the beardos on boats anymore & that’s how he’ll go along to get along

Matt Smith is v good at playing petulant and/or grumpy Phillip - it’s so convincing that i want to backhand him lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

oops Philip not Phillip etc

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

i think the only totally made-up thing so far is churchill's comely secretary who died in the great fog, but there's clearly been quite a lot of speculation behind the scenes re motivation

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

Dying at "lad it up with the beardos," thanks VG.

This season weirdly obsessed with facial hair and its discontents

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

i just looked this up and as well as duke of edinburgh he is apparently BARON GREENWICH

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

The Evil Baron Greenwich.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71V6oDBLWEL._SL1500_.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

the motivation of Snowdon marrying Margaret boiling down to “NOW look at me Mummy” meanwhile Mum’s all “sure” explains a lot about how that marriage played out - shit turned real nasty between him & Margaret after a while

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

i read years ago that he would slip “I hate you” notes in books she was reading

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

magz on the rebound from pete townshend not helping

foy and kirby are good as sisters, with this confrontation particularly strong: e2r powerless to get margaret to see past the good sex to the likely problem and margaret chilling on e2r's decision to be invisible in plain sight

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

magz on the rebound from pete townshend not helping

Snowden was a substitute for another guy.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

tommy* can you hear me

*lascelles

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

yeah Foy & Kirby are killing it
you can almost see the miasma of unspoken ~feelings~ hanging over their heads whenever they are in a scene together, such great performances

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

*tiny little b&w TV fuzzes up*
*queen mum jumps up and bangs it vigorously on the side*
e2r: "no! mummy! it's RENTED!"

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

POTUS DEXTER :D

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

could just be the presence of qyburn making me think this but this ep is the most GoT to date

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

"it's just air!"

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

and here's the sinister osteopath >:)

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

Dexter's accent is inexplicably bad. Dude there are lots of tapes and films of Kennedy speaking.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHUbAPQ47E

mark s, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

good god President Dexter was hilariously awful

JFK trolling, more like a young Mayor Quimby
the only thing decent was his teeth and even then he barely had a good smile! and since when was he dark haired?

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

and poor Jackie had some thirsty, dollar-store looking hair

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

wow, Micheal C Hall is so bad he should be cast-rationed. Lol xps! at least he nailed Quimby. But It is a very jarring performance to say the fucking least. Ep 8 never recovered from that awfulness at all.

calzino, Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

yeah like when JFK is assassinated in-show you’re like O THANK GOD the less we see of him the better

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

i did really love the final moment between Lizzie & Jackie though, and her mixed regrets over maintaining the high ground. idk, just in terms of succesful women navigating each other & the complexities that insecuruty brings

and claire foy, man when she hears the insults firsthand and her eyes fill with tears but she doesn’t buckle. killed me.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

i never thought anything about Charles could reduce me to tears but here I am, end of ep 9, blubbering like a baby. god that was a hellish, troubling story. for both Phillip & Charles!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

Welp, all done

Standing ovation, jolly good show old chaps.

Complexity in spades! jfc

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:50 (eight years ago)

Aw, I'll miss Foy 'n' Smith's knockabout antics. Will also particularly miss Vanessa Kirby.

trishyb, Monday, 18 December 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

They made bolder storytelling moves in the second season - starting in the middle of something then backing up several months, interleaving flashbacks, etc.

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 December 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

i never thought I'd lust after princess margaret but here i am

akm, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

do you think william and kate and harry and megan sit around and watch this show and howl with laughter?

akm, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

i wonder that too!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

whole family sits in front of the telly like bacon's screaming pope iirc

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Study_after_Velazquez%27s_Portrait_of_Pope_Innocent_X.jpg

mark s, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

I kept getting distracted by how much Claire Foy looks like Parker Posey in this.

Leee. Earl Grey, hot. (Leee), Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:02 (eight years ago)

Who's next to play Philip? Capaldi?

Leee. Earl Grey, hot. (Leee), Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

i love this show but the jfk/jackie o episode was maybe the worst one of all. i like michael c hall but his jfk was awful and his performance was just weird, and the jackie o performance was bizarre too, and she confessed all of their intimate secrets to elizabeth at like their second meeting ever???

na (NA), Saturday, 30 December 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

So many things about that ep made exactly no sense. Both Kennedys were socially savvy and well-prepared by staff; they would not have Billy-Bobbed into the palace and started talking about their bowels.

I mean, if the point you want to make is "Americans are brash and informal while Britishes are polite and reserved," there's like a zillion other examples you could use.

LBJ probably woulda wiped his ass with a corgi and called Nehru "boy."

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

^ good ep idea for next season btw

Also "Americans are brash and informal while Britishes are polite and reserved" is a really lazy point btw

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

We're looking for something to binge. Watched the first three episodes of the first season - does it stay that good?

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Yes. If anything, it gets better.

trishyb, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

Definitely better. The swanky Margaret stuff is way more fun than Churchill in the fog, for instance.

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

agreed on that point, yes.

really curious to see what the next season of this is going to be like with different actors.

akm, Monday, 1 January 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Well, except for the inbred parasite part. https://t.co/dYZxPc6tx1

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) January 16, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)

also parasitic freeloaders freeholders is another good reason to see if the remains of L Mountbatten's skull would make a good dog frisbee.

calzino, Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:16 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

are there any corgis in that y/n

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 02:39 (eight years ago)

p sure n

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 February 2018 04:16 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6RicRcjW0

this is going to be sensational, maybe use the same actors when this gets to s09.

calzino, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:40 (seven years ago)

And we have the new Prince Philip:

#TheCrown Sets Tobias Menzies as Prince Philip https://t.co/me9GCN2awV pic.twitter.com/31FyMDHoQ0

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

Hmm. He's got the look but I've never seen him act as well as Foy, Smith or Olivia Colman.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

Hey so when will Margaret find out about Tony's polio leg?

Ned Reggaeton (Leee), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:22 (seven years ago)

Menzies was good in Casino Royale, and he was a+ in HBO’s Rome. I approve of the casting

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)

He was really good in a dual role on Outlander. He'll do fine.

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 March 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

I'm five episodes into this now (finished the coronation earlier today). Already missing Foy and Smith knowing that they won't be around in future seasons and I still have 15 episodes of them to get through.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 17 June 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

eleven months pass...

stoked for the future trump episode(s), he will be CANCELLED

herself will be played by olivia de havllland (103 in july), philip will literally just be some bones they throw around the room

mark s, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:14 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECpV52ZUcAEp4Gp?format=jpg&name=medium

Charles Moore spokesman for the Royal Physiognomy Trust.

calzino, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:56 (six years ago)

footman, fetch me my callipers, i fear i see before me a skull of a distinctly suffragist shape

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:57 (six years ago)

i mean to be fair to the lad he couldn’t look more like a sneering jackboot enthusiast if he tried

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03460/charles-moore-marg_3460335b.jpg

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

I look forward to future tech facial recognition software that can identity enemies of the people from basic physiognomy and target them for liquidation.

calzino, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

SOMEBODY is auditioning for the role of Professor Higgins in that pic

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:35 (six years ago)

the queen has no face

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:15 (six years ago)

Queen Without a Face

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 25 August 2019 10:04 (six years ago)

two months pass...

A few eps into the new season & so far so good!
Corgis is first ep THERE WILL BE CORGIS

New Philip is the dude from The Terror & Rome, right? Eeerily spot on with his voice.

Colman great obv. HBC’s margaret i havent quite adjusted to, still feels like HBC in nice dresses so far.

Aberfan ep incredibly heartbreaking - I had never heard of it til today.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 November 2019 01:04 (six years ago)

I've never seen The Crown so I don't know if this is just a sour whinge...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/17/the-crown-tv-brexit-britain

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 18 November 2019 07:42 (six years ago)

I have seen the show and that seems fair enough

Number None, Monday, 18 November 2019 09:09 (six years ago)

Although citing Colman in the The Favourite as an example of this kind of thing is pretty stupid

Number None, Monday, 18 November 2019 09:11 (six years ago)

it lost me at G Oldman's Churchill performance as "worthy of praise". I can't think of a more cringeworthy, self-indulgent performance that should have got much more derision than it did, and it wasn't like he was a consummate pro putting in a good shift in an extremely shite movie.

calzino, Monday, 18 November 2019 09:37 (six years ago)

Honestly, I think lumping The Crown in with Downton Abbey as a misty-eyed portrayal of a great British past just shows that the writer has not watched The Crown.

trishyb, Monday, 18 November 2019 09:51 (six years ago)

Like, maybe it's my Irish perspective, but storylines like Margaret charming the Johnsons in order to get a massive bailout for Britain do not make Britain or the royal family look good. They make everyone look craven and corrupt.

trishyb, Monday, 18 November 2019 09:55 (six years ago)

it lost me at G Oldman's Churchill performance as "worthy of praise". I can't think of a more cringeworthy, self-indulgent performance that should have got much more derision than it did, and it wasn't like he was a consummate pro putting in a good shift in an extremely shite movie.

Playing Churchill is a green light for self-indulgent hamming for any actor tbf.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 18 November 2019 10:02 (six years ago)

The Crown does a good job of mirroring the viewers prejudices. It can be pro or anti monarchy depending on what you look for in it. Take Phillips speech in ep2 about the impossibility of equality. You can hear Daily Mail readers nodding along while the rest of us are gratified that the sociopathy is laid bare. The cameras point of view in this is strikingly neutral.

29 facepalms, Monday, 18 November 2019 10:12 (six years ago)

Playing Churchill is a green light for self-indulgent hamming for any actor tbf.

Yeah by all accounts Churchill himself spent most of his life "playing Churchill." And he was a consummate ham in the role.

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 November 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

(Insert corny and trite ruminations on "aren't we all just playing the part of ourselves on this great stage of life" etc.)

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 November 2019 15:57 (six years ago)

yes -- and i think it's a bit deeper even than this, as well, bcz the ones who say "let's party and fuck" (who are totally the ones who make sense, even more in the 60s than the 50s, are also the ones where it's obvious that they're doing nothing to justify the colossal privilege: elizabeth's determination is a double one, to prove she can be a satisfactory monarch even though she's a young girl with a very odd and inadequate education (except in the constitution), one that can match up to her dad, and victoria and the other semi-mythical elizabeth, but also to justify the privilege by an iron committment to a selfless version of the duty she owes and the role she must commit to (the dowdiness is an expression of this, like the other elizabeth's quasi-holy virginity)

^^^which is a bonkers insupportable topsyturvy view, but without it, there's just nothing left to ground the wealth and the palaces, etc, as any kind of equitable settlement -- and that's where elizabeth is coming from

re the constitution: she refers to bagehot* when he comes into conversation as "badgett", but her teacher -- a professor with a northern accent, who drinks -- calls him "batshit"... which is not IMO an accident

*(walter bagehot, the 19th centry theorist of the constitution and apologist for the victorian monarchy)

― mark s, Thursday, November 17, 2016 6:49 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^mark s ("otm itt" ― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl)) correctly calling eiir's underbusing of andrew 3 yrs later imo

mark s, Monday, 18 November 2019 16:18 (six years ago)

that guardian article is pretty lame. spretending to be some kind of deep dive into the Crown when it’s mosly generalised waffling and “down with that sort of thing” concern-trolling about...aristocracy period dramas as a whole?

plus we’re pingponging from darkest hour to the favourite to the crown to downton AND to dunkirk?

pick a lane, jesus

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 02:02 (six years ago)

Finished S3

Final episode v moving, I do love the way they have written the sisterly aspects of the Queen & Margaret

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2019 23:05 (six years ago)

It's going to be very strange for people when Charles Dance gets blown up at the start of next season and they have no idea why because Northern Ireland has not been mentioned once so far.

trishyb, Monday, 25 November 2019 01:26 (six years ago)

maybe they'll introduce some heart of gold, but initially uncompromising Irish nationalist character (like the Welsh nationalist tutor to Charles) who learns to respect these parasitic nazis for what is inside them, rather than for what an absolute horror show they actually are. To make it less awkward when you see Dance/Mountbatten's earthly remains gloriously spraying all over the shop!

calzino, Monday, 25 November 2019 01:53 (six years ago)

Or does that actually make it more awkward? I've not really thought this post through tbh!

calzino, Monday, 25 November 2019 02:00 (six years ago)

yeah there’s def some holes that will need filling in before Dicky’s curtain call.

It must be such a hard show to write, as far as balancing actual history & fictional personal lives & how much history to give & when to deploy what etc.
i heard instead on 1 researcher they have a team of like 4 or 5. Plus the editing process apparently is very bloodthirtsy. Lots on the cutting room floor.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 November 2019 02:35 (six years ago)

oh and idk if anyone cares but Princess Margaret was on an ep of Desert Island Discs back in the mid 80’s

https://youtu.be/Bi9FtwbU7m0

(i havent listened yet tho)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 November 2019 02:42 (six years ago)

I hope they have someone tell the popular joke of the time, "Q: How do we know Mountbatten had dandruff? A: They found his Head & Shoulders washed up on the shore".

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2019 07:46 (six years ago)

To be fair to them, I am learning loads about twentieth-century British history from the snippets presented in The Crine. I guess they only present the parts of history that affect the royals directly, which The Troubles probably did not until Mountbatten was killed.

trishyb, Monday, 25 November 2019 10:46 (six years ago)

No Royal Family, no Troubles. Discuss.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2019 12:15 (six years ago)

Cromwell might have something to say about this^

29 facepalms, Monday, 25 November 2019 13:07 (six years ago)

take away that bauble

mark s, Monday, 25 November 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

Find it weird that every other US prez has had a spin on this series, but no one did Nixon. They even had the chance to do it with the hidden-away doco!

The whole Princess Alice story was fascinating to me, I knew nothing about her.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:37 (six years ago)

The Princess Margaret episode Desert Island Discs is recapped amusingly in Craig Brown's sort of biography Ma'am Darling. It was a bit of a PR disaster at the time iirc

The book itself is very good and an excellent insight into what a selfish monster she was

Number None, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 06:35 (six years ago)

Agreed. There was a lot I didn't like about the book (basically I thought the fictionalized elements were bad), but it had a lot of excellent stories about her being completely dreadful. It was also interesting to read about how badly former staff members were treated.

trishyb, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 11:44 (six years ago)

Yeah the fictional elements are skippable (it's glaringly obvious he's straining against the conceit) but I can't imagine anyone who's into this show wouldn't get value out of it

Number None, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

Very true. People would be into it.

It sounds like that new book by Lady Glenconner would be right up Crine fans' streets too. I saw her on Graham Norton, and the stories she tells are A+ royal family craziness.

trishyb, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:46 (six years ago)

only caught a couple of episodes of this but it plays a bit fast and loose with historical accuracy. just off the top of my head: to his credit the notorious pederast lord mountbatten didn't consider the coup plot, he rejected it immediately; there's no reason to think that harold wilson knew he had alzheimers when he stepped down as pm, he tried to embark on a media career immediately following his resignation

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

I learned this the last time I looked up everybody on the show on Wikipedia but Lady Glenconner’s brother-in-law was Alexander Cockburn???

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:22 (six years ago)

cockburn was married to emma tennant, who is LG's sister i guess?

their daughter was daisy cockburn, and i just found this good quote from her abt her dad: he "loved cobwebs because he thought they were romantic. So she hasn't dusted since he died"

this is my reason also

mark s, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

I don’t dust cobwebs because my cat likes to eat them.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:17 (six years ago)

one month passes...

ok i'm going in

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:10 (six years ago)

i was uneager before what with events but now i'm gung-ho

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

iirc the Aberfan section is very good but the series is overall pretty meh. I'm not sure about the guy who plays Wilson (some of dialogue with him is good but also mainly terrible) but saying that I've read about 100 pages of the Pimlett biography on him since i watched this and maybe they've done an alright job tbf!

calzino, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:19 (six years ago)

i love Jason Watkins in everything so i was onboard but admittedly i didnt know a ton about Wilson

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:22 (six years ago)

it opens in sprightly fashion: a flunky realising he has to describe the queen as old to her face (bcz of the new stamp design), helena b-c hilarious as margaret, eiir discussing wilson and communism with anthony blunt (a bit stolen from from a p good play by alan bennett) -- and i'm only 11 mins in

wilson a hard figure to capture and represent i suspect, they just called him "enigmatic", which is correct -- h's become a bit of a strange hole in political histories of the era he dominated (and wrote about, tho i doubt anyone except pimlott ever read what he wrote)

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

lol at herself sucking up to winnie and he just drops off as she's blathering

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:28 (six years ago)

"after that it's ma-am -- rhymes with ham"

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:32 (six years ago)

some of the most contested bad Wilson dialogue from this was him confessing he has Alzheimer's iirc - which wouldn't make sense with the time it was. In his formative years at Oxford he wasn't impressed with poshboy commies like phillip toynbee and initially joined the liberal party (while they were extremely unfashionable and of the verge of extinction) so the bit where it is said the secret services vetted him and he checked out ok would be very true!

calzino, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:33 (six years ago)

iirc he was very aware his mental powers were in decline -- he'd had a formidable memory, and felt it slipping away and decided to quit before it got so bad that it caused him problems

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:40 (six years ago)

yeah him and his dad both had astonishing powers of memorising and his dad was a human calculator. If he had it at that stage then i'm totally fucked!

calzino, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

it's probably quite a good performance by Watkins tbf

calzino, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:50 (six years ago)

This show drags so much. I’ve been putting it on as background while working and thought I was well into season 2. Nope, episode 7 of season 1.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:55 (six years ago)

think the word "mole" is probably more anachronistic than "alzheimer's" actually -- the latter was named as condition in like 1910, though wasn't in wide public usage i think until the mid-80s? (they;d have said "pre-senile dementia" probably)

"mole" went wide in 1974 w/tinker tailor and was presumably a term of art in the secret services before then but the head of mi5 wouldn't just use it unglossed to HMQ in 1965

(i will try and not do this too much, it is a pathology and renders endeavour unwatchable for me)

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:07 (six years ago)

don't mention moles to HMQ, she'll be getting her gloves on to wring the neck of some poor creature! (obv baseball bat delivered death is purely for commoners)

calzino, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:12 (six years ago)

ok i was getting mildly annoyed at the extensive use e1 had made of a.bennett's "a question of attribution" -- but actually they turned it round nicely and added something (at phil's expense lol)

i like the pace tbh

mark s, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:36 (six years ago)

The theme of the ones I saw in this last series seemed to be how trapped they all were and how we should feel sorry for them (Charles, Phil, Margaret) which was all a bit overdone. Lots of gloomy music as well. Very tedious.

fetter, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:28 (six years ago)

no spoilers

mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:31 (six years ago)

... there's the rub, I have no interest in watching even a millisecond of anything that tries to make you feel sympathy for anyone connected with the Windsors. You will probably not be surprised to learn

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:35 (six years ago)

ok but cf my reading and counterclaim throughout the thread (viz slapping down tuomas two years ago): it's about eiir's solitude, which/who you only need feel sorry about/for if you feel her decision to accede to the institution is justified or undodgeable (if you think duty is a call that honour can't refuse). i continue to think this is an interesting stipulation for the central character of a modern story, bcz so very unusual and untimely -- and bcz it's classically so clearly the set-up for a tragedy rather than a happy ending, which is (to me) an interesting way to set off into this allegedly pro-monarchy story (as in: anything more hostile or satirical, more superficially anti-monarchy, will be unavoidably much less interesting, not least bcz so much more commonplace as a dramatic choice)

we shall see and i shall say if s3 (as fetter is claiming) swerves wildly in a new direction. as of e1 it very much does not (so philip seems to have become poisonously dislikeable and eiir unfoyishly overeager to slip into fatuous upperclass rumour all round her -- viz that wilson is obviously a communist spy)

mark s, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:56 (six years ago)

Famously EIIR liked Wilson.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:08 (six years ago)

she likes him in this show

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:09 (six years ago)

american stuff honestly continues to be the weakest material (everyone seems to doing bad fake accents)

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:23 (six years ago)

It's the stuff they choose to leave out that annoys me. Princess Anne is by far the most interesting character but they didn't show her kidnap attempt.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:39 (six years ago)

as of e2 it's mostly abt duty vs "let's party and fuck" -- assuming the side currently losing (=duty) will shortly pull something out of its dowdy hat to save the geopolitical day

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:49 (six years ago)

lol i was wrong and good twist (e2 still): not only is the takeaway that the crown as a institution is fucked up and creates monsters but they actually put more or less these exact words into the mouth of tommy lascelles viz its shrewdest and most pitilessly loyal proponent stroke servant

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 19:22 (six years ago)

oof the aberfan ep hit me from a totally unexpectedly angle: i mean i know abt it, i've watched documentaries abt it etc (50th anniversary was 2016). i was 6 when it happened and a schoolchild myself presumably literally at school that day -- in other words in a building of much the same (victorian redbrick) look and in a room of much the same (wooden floors) look and feel (tho infant rather than junior, our junior school was a modern building 10 minutes walk away), and in a rural farming village not a mining village of course.

we didn't get a telly till i was 7 and i don't remember knowing abt it at the time, or at all having to process it as a child (i think i first read abt it and saw pictures in a very up-to-date school historybook when i was abt 12?)

anyway i wasn't expecting to be thinking abt it all from the angle of finding the room they were so familiar and honestly cosy, just before they all die so horribly (i loved my time at that school)

blimey :(

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:01 (six years ago)

jason watkins can't really do wilson's accent -- which i feel i know better than my mum and dad's, that rolling impish granular grumble (amplified by mike yarwood of course, who actually could do it, even if he was otherwise the least funny man alive)

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:13 (six years ago)

He's got to be better than John Sessions' attempt in "Made In Dagenham". Sessions, who ended up playing Ted Heath not longer afterwards! I'll bet he was crap at that too.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:21 (six years ago)

It makes me feel very old that when I was a kid John "UKIP supporter" Sessions was an up and coming young talent in Porterhouse Blue playing a student!

calzino, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:24 (six years ago)

Turns out he never had much talent after all.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:26 (six years ago)

yeah, it seemed pretty evident at the time!

calzino, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:28 (six years ago)

he popped up in a James Bond radio adaptation over Christmas - so much for cancellation culture!

calzino, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:29 (six years ago)

who is the poshest "working class" pol between Heath, Thatcher and Wilson? Thatcher was insulated more successfully from the depression than Wilson was but Wilson still still had posher holidays.

calzino, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:32 (six years ago)

watching marcia williams shouting at him just reminded me that private eye always called him "wislon" after some stupid typo that amused them immensely

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:35 (six years ago)

ok lol at wilson giving HMQ a masterclass in the political need for fake authenticity and actress olivia c then delivering the character's first ever acted tear -- oc's command of her own tear ducts the deeper and spookier masterclass here, that wobbling little blob of water subtly welling for a literal age on her lower lid

(i mean possibly this is faked in production but i prefer to believe the extremely professional colman said "do you want it nice and normal and quick or just unbelievably super-slow, i can do either?")

mark s, Sunday, 19 January 2020 21:14 (six years ago)

We’re up to Aberfan too. Oof. I remember my parents talking about it when I was small - it was only nine years before I was born and I realised it was as close to me as the London bombings were to my son. Feelings on top of feelings. OC’s tear was amazing but HM’s eyes IRL are so very cornflower blue, that scene in particular was a bit wonky for me.

Madchen, Monday, 20 January 2020 07:35 (six years ago)

the "royals invent reality TV" ep is p funny -- was alice of battenberg genuinely drifting around like a lazy sit-com plot point?

(not feeling their versions of barbara castle or tony benn)

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:51 (six years ago)

The stuff with Phil's Mum was really eye opening for me, what a life she had.

nashwan, Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:53 (six years ago)

likewise! battenberg is just a nasty ugly cake to me!

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

After Princess Alice left the asylum at long last, she lived a nomadic existence, wandering Europe in disguise and eschewing contact with her family for years. As she traveled through Europe, her daughters married German men enmeshed with the Nazi cause. It wasn’t until 1937 that she resumed contact with her family, and it wasn’t until 1938 that she saw her husband for the first time in six years at the funeral of her daughter Cecilie, who died in a plane crash along with her husband and children.

In 1938, Princess Alice returned to Athens, where she rented a modest two-bedroom apartment and continued her work with the poor and underprivileged. She worked with the Red Cross, organized soup kitchens for starving Athenians, and smuggled medical supplies into Greece from Sweden. In 1943, she sheltered a Jewish widow and her two children, hiding them in her home and pleading not to understand Gestapo questioning on account of her deafness.

She obviously must have been adopted, or perhaps getting institutionalised and living with a disability in much more unenlightened times put her on the path to being a genuine enigma and a confirmed good one in a family of complete fucking arseholes!

calzino, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:06 (six years ago)

I was forced by family to watch an episode in November... the "bust up Chas & Camilla" one. This family is so much on my mind, I had to ask, "They're married now, right?"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:10 (six years ago)

The Crown podcast covers s3 w really great insightful interviews w cast & crew - i highly recommend the ep4 interview w Jane Lapotaire, the actress who played Alice: she is equally fascinating & has a v intense connection to Alice

https://thecrowntheofficialpodcast.simplecast.com/episodes

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:11 (six years ago)

xpost - yep!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:12 (six years ago)

they knew :)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:14 (six years ago)

oh sry, i misread your post! oops :D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:14 (six years ago)

I still prefer that woman who played QEII in the Rutles film and The Naked Gun

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:16 (six years ago)

the show def makes the Harry & Megan kerfuffle ~slightly~more interesting to me in the context of duty, etc & how oppressive it is etc - like, fuck yes! run for yr freedom! bc this whole poisonous Deal will fuck you up for life if it hasnt already.

but also if the Queen Mum was still alive she’d have prob popped her clogs over it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:19 (six years ago)

the naked gun actress is jeanette charles -- a very routine stand-in on UK TV

she has a good origin story: she "appeared as an actress in repertory theatre in her twenties, but initially had difficulty obtaining Equity membership due to her resemblance to the Queen"

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:22 (six years ago)

still-alive queen mother is now 120 years old, she shd make a rap record like jean calment did

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

jeanne calment i mean

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:26 (six years ago)

https://archive.robertianhawdon.me.uk/sites/www.stevedonald.com/img/qmama.jpg

calzino, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

i watched* the documentary, i'm assuming when it first showed in 1969 and i was 9. i remember just one thing: prince charles practicing the cello, bcz a string breaks as he plays -- which is a small shock to everyone (wikipedia says it breaks in prince edward's face, but i don't recall that bit even tho it sounds funny). he must have been aged 20 or so tho i picture him much younger. they agreed to make it as part of a bid to get a payrise but response was scathing enough that it hasn't been shown publicly since 1972, and naturally even academic researchers have to pay the crown estate £35 to watch it. i suspect they also got the pay rise sooner rather than later.

*tbf there's a good chance i was actually only half-watching and reading a book at the same time, same as when i watched the 1966 world cup lol

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:51 (six years ago)

Princess Margaret was awful in real life, wasn't she? Currently the only character I don't want to see guillotined.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 23 January 2020 22:49 (six years ago)

naughty and bored and spoiled and incurious, "modern" fsvo, not a sanctimonious bore and not entirely dim, i think in the 60s and 70s she could be a refreshing party encounter for a royal when she decided to be charming or to dispense with protocol -- but if "real life" has any meaning in this context i don't think she was bothered about likeable or personable or considerate

(this series blames liz for this)

mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 18:07 (six years ago)

mistake crossing the streams and casting a lannister

mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 20:20 (six years ago)

maybe it wasn't -- as a result of being tywin he has a kind of glinting weight which maybe grants harmsworth's proposal more sinister weight than it actually ever had (the threat needs to be real for "mild peril" purposes)

mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 21:24 (six years ago)

I'm currently reading Craig Brown's Ma'am Darling, which basically backs what mark s surmises above about Margaret - except that she was a stickler for protocol at all times, even with close friends. Brown's portrait is more convincing and rounded than Anne Glenconner's attempt at rehabiliating Margaret in her recent Lady In Waiting memoir (although it's still a rip-roaring read; I gorged on every detail).

mike t-diva, Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:24 (six years ago)

the "charles learning welsh" section is superbly excruciating :|

mark s, Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:08 (six years ago)

omg her hat!

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/774/lime-cat.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 25 January 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

also this has made me want to restart welsh on duolingo so i'm not caught out at my investiture

mark s, Saturday, 25 January 2020 21:14 (six years ago)

i loved that episode

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

charles is such a woebegone figure, esp. as mummy powers on towards her third century ever tinier and more ruthlessly compact

mark s, Saturday, 25 January 2020 21:56 (six years ago)

yeah woebegone is exactly the word for it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2020 22:57 (six years ago)

meanwhile phil wishes he was landing on the moon

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 17:48 (six years ago)

liz-hat-watch:

https://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/mojo-jojo-teen-titans-go-7.54.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 17:59 (six years ago)

everyone is thinking abt or actually having sex in this ep -- except edward heath (played by an actor i once talked to face to face at a screening, plumper now, as am i) and the duke of windsor, who is dying instead

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 20:52 (six years ago)

nicely poisonous way for the nazi to go out, handing over the letters -- they really are trained in focus and the long game, these battenbergs

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:04 (six years ago)

saxe-coburg-gothas i mean lol, battenberg is a kind of cake

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:06 (six years ago)

not all the accents are nailed -- ted heath is less cop than wilson's even -- which possibly shouldn't matter, it's not an impressionists' convention, except it's put in the spotlight by the deft cartoon fun colman, menzies and o'connor are having with eiir's, pp's and pc's voices (colman especially is working those clipped i's)

lia williams made up like a walking mummy

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:38 (six years ago)

scargill klaxon

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:43 (six years ago)

*corgis shriek at heath as he enters*
HRH: "i'm sorry prime minister they mean no harm"
TH: "all animals mean harm!"

i love the thing colman does when she carries a polite smile one deathly beat too long, to mean (but never say) "what the living feck??!!" -- it's as if she can drain all joy from her face without moving a muscle

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:46 (six years ago)

yes! i love that too, she’s great with those expressions that say volumes

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:53 (six years ago)

heath: "we'll make no progress if you concentrate only on our differences"
scargill:"no! you're wrong, that's the ONLY way we'll make progress -- until you recognise the miners' contribution to this country is what keeps the lights on in schools, factories, hospitals -- and grand rooms like these -- there can be no agreements made with the NUM!"

scargill otm lol

(another accent not really nailed sadly)

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 20:36 (six years ago)

omg what a parcel of cowardly nitwits!

during a powercut is a nice touch

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

privilege-watch: maybe bcz we lived in the country and it was easy to gather wood for the fire and (as a war-baby) mum tended to stockpile candles anyway lol, my family LOVED the powercuts during the miners' strike -- they were more an adventure than any kind of hardship

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 21:00 (six years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/1sqsoa.jpg

(it's geraldine chaplin not lia williams)

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 21:12 (six years ago)

(sorry i kind of effed up my wallis simpson content at every stage here: tho since she functions in THE CROWN as the ghoul who fucks it all up for everyone, this seems appropriate)

mark s, Monday, 27 January 2020 21:27 (six years ago)

I've also just read Craig Brown's Ma'am Darling, and found it initially good fun, but it palls rather over 400+ pages. I suppose it depends on your appetite for that late C20 royal/literary/showbiz gossipy biography (Mitfords, Waughs, Tynan, all that lot); mine is not as strong as it was.

fetter, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 10:18 (six years ago)

lol something i'd completely forgotten is that when christopher hitchens reviewed philip zeigler's official biography on edward viii in the LRB, the review had the title how's the vampire? (a cheeky revsion of george v's suppposed dying words -- "how's the empire?" -- as if in reference to wallis simpson). this may well have been swimming around in my subconscious last night! tho it looks as if the makers of THE CROWN got there also…

the joke's half at the expense of ruling class misogyny -- tho in this context CH can't quite help showing us glimpses of his own (the same problem often bubbled up when he wrote abt di). but other than this it's a goodish analysis, of the exact extent of eviii's fascism and what a mess it makes at least of the vulgar version of the constitutional role of the crown and its checks and balances (of the zeigler book CH says it lays out the evidence with admirable clraity but declines to draw the correct conclusions.
it's a goodish essay:
. that was actually titled ( is making a joke abt )

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v12/n21/christopher-hitchens/how-s-the-vampire) (may need sub). this was 1990, back when hitchens could (a) still write and (b) still had reasonably principled politics --

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:37 (six years ago)

lol the malign influence is still at work!

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:39 (six years ago)

final sentences as intended: it's a goodish essay (may need sub). this was 1990, back when hitchens could (a) still write well and (b) still had reasonably principled politics. if anything you can feed all this into THE CROWN's version of the constitutional role blah blah to highlight how remarkable they're making eiir out to be, for successfully resisting her uncle's tendencies -- as of s3 anyway -- and for for ruining the inner life of her family and her sister's and children's possible happiness in pursuit of this

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:44 (six years ago)

(prescient sideswipe mention of trump also)

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 11:49 (six years ago)

lol just spent ten mins rewinding and replaying to see if helena BC is actually playing the piano -- if she *is* she's OK pub-pianist boogiewoogie level tho i *suspect* it's a dummy keyboard and someone else is suppyling the sounds as she sings along and silently but with good rhythm-sense bashes chord-like shapes (by my eye she's not actually doing the left hand stridework we're hearing, but my eye might be wrong)

additional discussion: https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/helena-bonham-carter/picks/results/32197/can-helena-bonham-carter-play-piano

no way to know i guess what pub-level princess margaret was

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:23 (six years ago)

Noel Coward's verdict: "Surprisingly good, she has an impeccable ear, her piano playing is simple but has perfect rhythm and her method of singing is really very funny."

Number None, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:09 (six years ago)

tbf she had a lot of spare time in which to practice

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:16 (six years ago)

maybe but she doesn't seem the type to spend her spare time doing something so ungratifying in the short term! but i guess we know some of her relatives put a lot of practice work into things that are physically tricky (like show jumping) (and polo i guess!), so the right kinds of habit of self-discipline are there in the family round her

i'm less surprised when royals are good comic performers -- it's an extension of their actual jobs in a way, putting normies (and statesmen) their at ease. but "impeccable ear" is high (and interesting) praise!

mark s, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:24 (six years ago)

Isn't it the sort of thing you'd say if you were hoping to suck up to Princess Margaret, though?

trishyb, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 13:27 (six years ago)

then you'd say "unsurprisingly good" !

(i assumed this was in some diary not for her eyes or similar, if it was to her face then it's obviously much less interesting and reliable, yes)

mark s, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 13:31 (six years ago)

It was a diary entry, yeah

Number None, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:11 (six years ago)

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:

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Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:27 (six years ago)

eight months pass...

Rumour reached me that Shirley Temple even invited the fool to preach at Windsor Chapel. Can you imagine the banality of those exchanges? The Smugness, self-congratulation and hypocrisy. What a grotesque occasion that must have been.

calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

Edward VIII would have made a cracking ilxer!

calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

I'm psyched for the class masochism of watching series 4 tbh

calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Season 4 starts this Sunday 😃😃😃
*insert corgi barking*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiXEpminPms

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:23 (five years ago)

If there isn't an entire episode recreating It's A Royal Knockout in Larry Sanders onscreen/bts style, no sale.

@oneposter (👍) (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 03:01 (five years ago)

fyi USA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ZMC8cV3to

@oneposter (👍) (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 03:39 (five years ago)

warning: it cannot be unseen

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

Season 4 now up ie WE HAVE CORGI SIGN

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:37 (five years ago)

it peaks in the first ep this season (Dickie gets a pressie from the RA and his head gets launched into the stratosphere). And this sub-plot of 29 year old Charles grooming a schoolgirl looks a bit of a dead-end!

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

I fell sleep during ep 2. Too much Charles is a big turn off. Although I lolled at Dennis Thatcher.

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

I'm going to watch another ep later because I want see who plays Willie Whitelaw!

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

calzino otm, I was expecting them to save dickie’s fate for at least a little later!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

Charles Dance must’ve been costing a fortune or something

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

they should be more judicious with their timelining, they've completely bypassed punk and killed off one of the top actors in it. When G.O.T. killed off too many of the better actors it soon turned into unwatchable shite!

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:51 (five years ago)

although to hell with the late 70's tbh

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:53 (five years ago)

making the Thatchers into drab but sympathetically unpretentious characters, whilst getting sucked into the Balmoral freakshow was fun but problematic. Because we all know Thatcher was satan!

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:57 (five years ago)

there is an appealing comical sort of chemistry between Anderson and the actor who plays Denis, but it annoys me because I end up feeling the need for self-flagellation for liking fictional versions of evil and bad people!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

I’m 2 eps in and like it so far, Scully’s Thatcher is a bit .. distracting? it all feels a bit much idk thatcher never seemed much like an actual person irl though anyway and still doesnt here, honestly fine keeping it that way

Dennis is v lol

got a perverse glee from Margaret telling off Thatcher for sitting in Queen Vicky’s chair lol

Young Diana is quite uncanny at times

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:09 (five years ago)

Denis T always seemed a bit like bit of a comic suburban caricature irl

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 00:14 (five years ago)

lol at that angry class warrior M Thatcher, pwning the Queen by quoting chartist poetry!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

Scriptwriters better have included the Lord Mountbatten shampoo joke or gtf.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:28 (five years ago)

I loved the sequence in S3 where he is butthurt after the Labour govt sacks him as chief of defence and he is getting embroiled in the military coup plot against Wilson and the Queen tells him to sit the fuck down, perhaps it was best he got his dandruff sorted - his character was becoming a bit stale!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 00:40 (five years ago)

i loved it when the Queen tells off old toffs, it’s always v good, Dickie no exception

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

Camilla v Diana lunch is very much my shit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 01:16 (five years ago)

making the Thatchers into drab but sympathetically unpretentious characters,

Strongly disagree on the idea that they are sympathetic. I think GA is coming across as completely unhinged, which is as it should be. During the Balmoral visit, I definitely hated all sides equally. I was a bit disappointed with how heavy-handedly they played compare and contrast between the Thatchers' visit and Diana's. Yes, yes, we get it. Although I did like the little detail of her telling Phil that she loves the country and then telling Camilla that she hates it.

trishyb, Monday, 16 November 2020 01:23 (five years ago)

yes that was v good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 01:43 (five years ago)

Tickled by what a piece of shit Mark Thatcher is

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 November 2020 02:42 (five years ago)

nose to tail

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 02:44 (five years ago)

Andrew & Edward:

HEY GUYS WE’RE FINALLY IN IT
...
oh. huh.
WAIT THAT wasn’t—-ok nvm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:01 (five years ago)

i dont know if the “Edward was gifted a chilled bottle of white wine/piss by his classmates ” is true but the idea of it really gave me a happiness i never knew existed

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:04 (five years ago)

Richard Roxburgh as Bob Hawke!
I’ll drink to that lovely bit of casting

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 06:55 (five years ago)

was hoping for Ginger Spice as Fergie.

Grandpont Genie, Monday, 16 November 2020 08:23 (five years ago)

The flying paedo or piss-boy - choose your fighter!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 08:30 (five years ago)

the too on the nose to be true segment with Diane/Camilla going for a meal together at a restaurant called Ménage à Trois is actually 100% true - believe it or not.

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 08:56 (five years ago)

It was really popular with Sloanes of a certain type because iirc it only served starters and puddings!

scampopo (suzy), Monday, 16 November 2020 09:08 (five years ago)

just absolutely ideal for people with eating disorders obv!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 09:19 (five years ago)

Between Diana moping about the place and Margaret's days stretching out like an empty void, you wonder why nobody in the royal family can read a book.

trishyb, Monday, 16 November 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

going in on this tonight STOKED FOR THE MAJNESS

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

tbh I thought the best ep in ages was the one about Fagan the palace intruder.

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

going in on this tonight STOKED FOR THE MAJNESS

Me too. Hoping for a corgi orgy

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

watching a couple of eps of ANCIENT ALIENS in studious preparation

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

xxpost yeah the Fagan episode was really good! and quite moving

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 November 2020 16:26 (five years ago)

also it contains on my fave kind of job-centre nostalgia, looking back to the days when you could still be a rude wiseacre to job centre staff without getting sanctioned!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

only through episode 5 so far, but Scully as Thatcher is brutal, IMO.

akm, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

Looking forward to Mountbatten getting blown up.

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 11:45 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hope they have someone tell the popular joke of the time, "Q: How do we know Mountbatten had dandruff? A: They found his Head & Shoulders washed up on the shore".

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2019 07:46 (eleven months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Scriptwriters better have included the Lord Mountbatten shampoo joke or gtf.

― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:28 (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

:D

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

Only one episode in so far, but holy shit. While I've known, at least on a surface level, almost all of the historical events that have popped up in this show, I genuinely had no idea about Mountbatten's demise AT ALL. So that was genuinely shocking and not what I expected from the first episode.

In my defense I'm American and I hadn't yet turned three when he was assassinated.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 16 November 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

first ep: early scene (backdrop = an ira speech intensifying the bloodshed) all the main characters in uniform as literal wizened puppet-monsters

enter scully's hair

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

Lord Mountbatten had a boat
Ee i ee i o

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 November 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

https://s30886.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/9-22.jpg

this was the puppet i was put in mind of (not stupid spitting image garbage, fuck that)

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

my wife watches this so I caught a wee bit last night. thatcher being a class warrior at balmoral and in her cabinet shuffle: this all seems very ahistorical and wrong. thatcher, like heath, obviously petit-bourgeois, and this was a change for the tories who always had an inbred toff patrician at their helm before this period, but I don't really ever remember hearing anything about thatcher railing against the aristos, though I'm sure Dennis made an arsenal of himself in front of the royals

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 November 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

yeah when she was quoting chartist poetry at the Queen I was lolling. This represents a calming in me because a few years back I'd have been swearing and yelling blue murder at the tv.

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Instead of some 19 year old squaddie from Castlemilk or some some guy on his way home from painting a fence at a British Army base, this was a rare instance of the IRA blowing up the right people

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

phil with enaged bared teeth in every scene now, charles turning into a woebegone goblin sculpted from a collapsing rotten pumpkin

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

enraged tho engaged also works

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:13 (five years ago)

my wife watches this so I caught a wee bit last night. thatcher being a class warrior at balmoral and in her cabinet shuffle: this all seems very ahistorical and wrong. thatcher, like heath, obviously petit-bourgeois, and this was a change for the tories who always had an inbred toff patrician at their helm before this period, but I don't really ever remember hearing anything about thatcher railing against the aristos, though I'm sure Dennis made an arsenal of himself in front of the royals

Now look here, this revisionist take on Thatcher has already given rise to several Oscar/BAFTA winning performances, so it must be true.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

it would have been news to Viscount "Everybody PM needs a Willie" Whitelaw that Thatcher's first cabinet bloodbath of wets was class warfare!

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

don't know if it has any historical sanction at all but i'm enjoying margaret's instant appalled dislike of -- and targeting of -- thatch, presumably partly to wind up her big sister

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

she digs up some interesting skeletons in the family closet in ep 7, which was quite unexpected.

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

if there was any doubt that the Queen Mother isn't Hitler, it all gets sorted in ep 7.

calzino, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

turns out the poem abt it being good to have enemies is indeed one she liked -- apparrently this was mentioned in a bbc dcumentary a while back? -- and that the poet, charles mackay, was indeed a chartist!

(i highly doubt she quoted it at the queen or that she wd have glossed him as a chartist as well as a poem)

also discovered while factcheck-googling: samuel smiles, who she was often compared to (i re his version of victorian values) was also a chartist at one point

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

as well as a poet, i mean

mark s, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

I stopped last season right before Philip's mother comes on the scene and it kind of seems like she'd make a better biopic subject than her kid or daughter-in-law.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 04:34 (five years ago)

her episodes were my favorites of s3, really beautiful & poignant

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 04:36 (five years ago)

Diana Fashion sidebar - good thread showing side by sides of some of the excellent wardrobe recreations (lol at one hilar typo: gingham mispelled/autocorrected as gangam)

So I took the time to match some of the outfits inspired by Princess Diana that The Crown recreated (a thread).

Starting with the yellow overalls.

Also, please give that department all of the awards it deserves. #TheCrown #TheCrownSeason4 #TheCrownNetflix pic.twitter.com/9R49jqu7fH

— Simona (@simona_ka) November 17, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 06:58 (five years ago)

lol the CROWN version of the visible outfit is like a PLAYSCHOOL presenter just abt to introduce charlws to big ted and little ted

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 11:32 (five years ago)

I can remember wearing dungarees in the 80's. But of course I wanted to look like oor wullie!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 11:48 (five years ago)

Lots of tories have been moaning this show is so beastly to thatch. One of the BBC Royal correspondents was moaning it was beastly to the Saxe Coburgs. You just can't win in this game!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 11:55 (five years ago)

very much loving the far-right freak-out at the (it says here) insulting and inaccurate portrayal of thatch lol: good! cry more u contemptible fvcks

even tho i also think this rendering of thatch is very much out of key with the project and not actually particularly good except as a weird impressionist's sore-thumb stunt-turn for GA

A: bcz MT's dialogue is all tell-not-show text-not-subtext in a way that no one else's is
B: the reading of the early thatcherite project as the final clear-out of a specific narrow upperclass layer (one-nation poshos aka wets) is not wrong!
BUT
i: i doubt MT wd have conflated this layer with the royal family (very different layer, interconnected but different political role)
ii: she wd never have expressed it with such e.p.thompsonite clarity lol (she didn't have a marxist self-analysis of her "alderman's" perspective)
iii: she is known to have been somewhat dramatically obsequious to eiir, this is just chilly plastic performance of that as fakery
iv: which (as of e2) magnifies super-rude margo as the extremely unlikely hero of the piece lol (i mean i enjoyed this but it's bullshit)
C: there is indeed an extreme formal clash between herself's reading of the needful politics in divided times (a unified people! through the monarch's performance and intercession!) and MT's (it's time to go to war on the enemy within)
D: use the "enemies" poem out loud by all means, to dramatise C -- it absolutely states MT's approach to politics and nullifies eiir's (eiir's in this reading blah blah) -- but don't have her announce let alone justify her attraction to it by saying mackay was a chartist (even oddly enuf tho he was)

way way way upthread i was arguing w/tuomas abt why it's good not bad that this show hasn't - as part of its explicative structure -- appointed a figure who stands for our modern critique of the monarchy as an institution. well tbh i think it just did appoint one -- turns out it was thatch all along.

and i was right (and tuomas was wrong lol): this move immediately massively sentimentalises both sides (which is to say distorts them). the point of the project so far has been to explore what it was like inside the disorted reality field, what the values are that enable the distortion, what the distortion turns you into. the idea that maggie and di between them signal with their simultaneous arrival the beginning of the quiet wreckage of eiir's doggedly dutiful conception of her role* is shrewd enough -- and as ever the writing is good at creating seemingly balanced effects while subtly tweaking them in unexpected directions (di's seeming acceptance of the world she's entering and its acceptance of her being the SPOILER ticking time bomb lol)** -- ………

BUT they don't find a way for magz to express her underlying possibly even unconscious role (as achieved via the unfettering of the city, the banks, let management manage etc -- her known intent -- and the shattering of all institutions and movements that stood to contain these forces) except as a bluntly out-out marvel-villain personalised statement of intentions, and a highly anachronistic war on "privilege" that likely existed only as pullulating unexpressed baffled resentment as she actually confronted it when at balmoral

*i'm guessing (as of e2) that this is how s4 as a whole unfolds
**also im imagine di is the spirit of margo's revenge on her sister for decisions made in s1-3

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:08 (five years ago)

"out-out" = "out-loud" tho works as is also

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:18 (five years ago)

It's all building towards the 1:48 ep where the issue of sanctions against SA and Magz disdain for these "beastly savages in funny headwear" that is the commonwealth makes her and Bess political enemies ready to go one on one - no blades! Lots of artistic licence taken no doubt, after the excellent Fagan ep and the also moving hereditary one, it felt like a damp squib to me.

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:28 (five years ago)

a weird impressionist's sore-thumb stunt-turn for GA

Thatcher was a weird impressionist's sore-thumb stunt-turn though.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:33 (five years ago)

starting e3 tonight i guess (i have always doubted it could arrive at the recognisable present w/o coming to pieces a bit)

(i don't have high hopes of the project in the medium term, i think it's bitten off more than it's likely to be able to chew, but so far i've been surprised and impressed)

― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:14 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

incidentally i am tending to read anything peter morgan is quoted as saying as more a sly masking of what he's up to than any kind of reliable or open admission

this sudden rage from the downton-unbothered set isn't bcz of PM's belated leftie heel-turn, it's bcz ppl hasn't been watching remotely carefully since the outset: the smash of forces was always ready immanent from the outset sorry if this offends

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:36 (five years ago)

xp yes which creates a "behind the mask" issue which neither script nor GA's performance solve in themselves, as well as (only semi-related) a clash of dramatic schools or approaches, which undermine one another

how do you solve a problem like thatchia

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

I'm three episodes from finishing Season 2 and hope to see y'all in a couple days.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:42 (five years ago)

actually come to think of it the behind-the-mask issue is presumably why ALL the portrayals of the various prime ministers have seemed slightly off: successful politician = successful at wearing a mask (to paper over divisions)! but we only get see behind eiir's mask and the other mask-worlds just flash by w/o deep (or any) exploration of similar contradictions

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:52 (five years ago)

My fave two fictional pms on this have been the two Harolds. And Supermac as a domestic doormat and a cuck was good entertainment.

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:03 (five years ago)

Churchill was the usual dross.

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:03 (five years ago)

churchill is simply unplayable now i suspect but choosing a US actor for the role wasn't a terrible idea -- establishes "mask" upfront w/o having to do a lifetime's work giving it backstory -- and it was also fun seeing him repeatedly bested by the child-queen as his mind went lol

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:14 (five years ago)

tbf it wasn't half as bad as the Oldman vanity project in a Churchill mask, but that is a low bar!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:18 (five years ago)

also i liked that the crux of the fog ep was him being horny for his (invented) young secretary who died

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:20 (five years ago)

lol that was a bit twisted!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:22 (five years ago)

some of invented sec's dialogue in that ep was almost as risible as Oldman's Churchill giving a speech on the tube in that very very bad movie!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

churchill is simply unplayable now i suspect but choosing a US actor for the role wasn't a terrible idea -- establishes "mask" upfront w/o having to do a lifetime's work giving it backstory

otm -- and Lithgow played FDR in a 1994 TV film lol

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:25 (five years ago)

i have not watched the oldman-as-old-ma film tbftm ("on the tube" made me think of muriel grey angrily grilling him)

mark s, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:28 (five years ago)

I would love to see Patrick Stewart doing Churchill just because of how terrible and funny it would be!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:29 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sikpgjoKVQ

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

There should be moratorium on Churchill being portrayed on film and television for at least a decade, but I can't blame actors for loving to win awards without having to do much actual acting.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:39 (five years ago)

I love that scene when pathetic brat Charles says: I need to talk to you mummy. And she retorts: If this is going to be about your marriage, then stand on your feet like it is the privy council, so we can at least keep it brief.

lol, respect!

calzino, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

4 episodes in and still irritated by how much time characters spend in piss-poorly lit rooms than anything else

nashwan, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 23:09 (five years ago)

I like Rod Taylor (Australian) playing Churchill as a horrible old man in Inglorious Basterds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Azs_6uaCA

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

Oh my god, morto for Diana over the anniversary present. Horrendous.

trishyb, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

lol her horrible flat-mates toasting the engagement: "and to one day, not too far away, BEING THE FUCKING QUEEN"

let me wack yalls on the noodle with this giant mace-shaped DRAMATIC IRONY

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

Yeah, only three episodes in and the heavy-handed HERE IS FORESHADOWING DO YOU SEE???? with the paparazzi and being followed in the car and everything is just getting to be way too much.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

i mean tbf not sure how you could do it any other way, that element was always already way too much, we knew that instantly

herself living to be 10,000 yrs old tho, this was not known 40 yrs ago

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

I mean, sure, but it seems a little ott so far. I much preferred the scenes with her reckoning with the sudden change in her life. Love the scene of her roller skating and the shot of her slouched in the chair, dejectedly watching the kids show.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

that mere kids show is the iconic Bagpuss!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

charles being played as a wizened pervy beast thinking only of himself (accurate)

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

Lol one of the undeniable accuries played out in this show

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

margo: "charles. loves. someone. else. how many times can this family make the same mistake?"

luv too be right abt this dumm (grebt) show have invested so much anaylitical bravura in

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

she's lit to look like the bride of frankenstein as she says it

meanwhile the queen mum is barking like a gauleiter

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

so now that I've finished Season Two, I did a frantic ctrl-f in this thread to find "Matthew Goode hawt" and, well, imagine my disappointment.

The meet-cute in the museum b/w Anthony and Margaret is the best written and acted I've seen so far. Goode barely moves or opens his mouth (except to exhale cig smoke) and is riveting.

Too bad he's not in Season Three.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

lol MT decribing her children: "twins, mark and carol, 28 years old -- and my favourite, mark, a very special child, the kind of son any mother would dream of having" etc

it goes into total on-the-nose we-don't-do-subtext-mate frenzy every time thatch is on-screen

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

omg I loved Goode as young Lord Snowdon, he’s SO good. Grown Lord Snowdon played by Ben Daniels in s3 isnt half bad either! i think you will be pleased

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

(xpost to Alfred)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

the older Snowden by Daniels is probably closer to what he really was like i.e. not very enigmatic nor artistic, just a grumpy old posh twat with a camera and a negligible quota of talent!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

idk i thought his photography skills were widely acknowledged? or are we just casting gimlet eyes at everyone regardless

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

thatch scene where she winds herself up like davros to full dalek scream

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

xp
No, I just think he was a shite photographer. And I do have a btec first award in art + design, so I'm no bloody mug for a overpromoted posh twat!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

"is doing nothing your solution to everything?"

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

that was precisely how she explained what their duties and raison d'etre was to Dickie when he was getting embroiled in the Coup against Wilson. as in it is our job to do nothing.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

Obviously I get why they aren't including Prince Andrew, but I think it's funny that you would be led to believe they only have two kids if you only knew of them from this show.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

him and Edward are in a few eps in this season

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

Ah, okay, guess I should have waited til we got further along.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

honestly it feels accurate to my impression of them in general lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

ie never really being there

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

slight feeling watching s4 that it was written -- or anyway its main beats and battles were sketched out -- before s1-3 were designed to lead up to it

which maybe why when they arrive they feel a bit pre-chewed

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

xxxp

You obv haven't seen cold bottle of piss served as Sauvignon Blanc ep yet!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:18 (five years ago)

koo stark klaxon!

TIL that koo stark's scenes were cut from star wars before release, too steamy i expect

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

andrew recounting to mummy the plots of her films that weren't thus bowdlerised

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

can't believe that the grim march of time has caused the shadow of DRAMATIC IRONY to fall over even the work of koo stark, what a sad world we live in

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

sorry to bring my *unavowed* class hatred to the thread VG, but it's the best series on netflix right now - I will admit!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Koo Stark's greatest cinematic role as the eponymous Justine in the sexploitation version of the Marquis de Sade, er, bodice ripper turns up on the London Live channel every now and again - after midnight, of course

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:38 (five years ago)

Koo Stark's dad, Wilbur Stark, produced the Hammer film Vampire Circus and was an executive producer on John Carpenter's The Thing!

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

watching the carol thatcher scenes i'm reminded of a story swellsy once told me -- that he encountered CT on some radio four "funny" show (she was a presenter, he maybe weote for it) and told her very clearly what everyone thought of her mum, and claimed to me to be astonished that she was upset at his forthrightness lol

calz also reminding me of swells in this regard :D

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

lol calzino all good! class hatred keeps us honest

lol it has been v amusing itt to see avowed royal haters revealing their deep knowledge of the enemy <3 (myself included)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

in the version of the swells story i remembered, this all happened on the occasion of MT's death, but i just checked and MT survived swellsy by four years, which seems a bit of an injustice

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

pls explain wtf you are talking abt, i am so lost

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

seething swells = NME 80's/90's writer from Bradford/Swindon who was a formative influence on lots of us ilxers of a certain age

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

he was extremely left wing and voluble about it

mark s, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

lots of UK ilxers I should have said!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

his spirit is very much in the Fagan episode (ep5 I think?)and also the spirit of Yosser Hughes gobbing off at job centre staff as the only means of retaining some vestige of dignity.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

^^ ^^
well probs a bit of a stretch, but I am rather fresh rn!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

got it! thx

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:18 (five years ago)

queen: "i thought we didn't listen to chatter?"
margaret: "i listen to nothing else!"

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

I didn't know about the Fagan incident(s) at all. Apparently pretty much everything depicted is true right up until he has an actual conversation with Lizo?

nashwan, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

does she say " i know you and you cannot sing"?

oscar bravo, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

i remember the story at the time being that they had a conversation!

that doesn't mean they did but it was definitely recounted that way

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

i suspect he may not have said "yr palace is shabby and yr paint is peeling, you should hire me as your decorator" -- which is the kind of good thing to say no one thinks to say to two days afterwards

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

they shd have hired him imo

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

he showed great initiative

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

drama-wise, i thought focusing in on him was a good way to show the social impact of Thatcher, down to her barking over the radio at every waking moment etc

i read elsewhere that Fagan irl was just up for a bit of a lark rather than desperate to talk to her (& he also said he had done a ton of mushrooms that took him 2 years to come down from) ... or something to that effect. cant find link tho :(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

oh and that line he says to his council member - “I’m not mentally ill. I’m just poor” was v good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:02 (five years ago)

also was that the ep where you see the mouse dart across the floor in one of the rooms? lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

Am I imagining it or is that building up to Liz having to roll over and show her soft side over Diana's death, because they were worried that if she didn't, the government wouldn't give them the money they needed to do up Buckingham Palace? Or am I years apart on those two things? (I know I could google this.)

trishyb, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

as calz noted upthread yosser hughes in boys from the black stuff (a TV series broadcast the same year) was an out-of-work character endlessly confronted by impossible bureaucracy and frustrating obstacles: his much-repeated phrase was "gissajob" (also nutting ppl lol) (they deserved it tho, probably -- anyway i think fagan's story has been written to resemble yosser's more than it possibly did, but if so it was a good decision

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

it's abt 15 years apart isn't it? (without googling lol, someone else can do that)

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

also was that the ep where you see the mouse dart across the floor in one of the rooms? lol

Nah, that was the episode where she meets with all of the kids to figure out her favorite.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

Holy shit, Buckingham Palace is currently undergoing a £369 million refurbishment. Mmmmm, value.

trishyb, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

that catches a lot of mice

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

"mr fagan did say it was looking a bit dreary"

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

I am, again, catching up, so let me note for the record that I've seen not a single convincing screen portrait of LBJ and The Crown's is the worst yet: the Kennedy definition of Uncle Cornpone.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

probably needs its own thread but we shd dig into why impersonations of politicians -- some maybe more than others -- are so hard, i think it's interesting

mark s, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

The Kurgan as LBJ and Dexter as JFK, they were both casting fails imo. It's a long time since I watched it but wasn't Tom Wilkinson's LBJ in Selma at least decent or not terrible?

calzino, Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

I'd imagine most actors doing LBJ would have a good listen to the LBJ Whitehouse tapes to crib some of his off camera sweary mannerisms, but not a good approach for a bad actor perhaps.

calzino, Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

LBJ was the classic protean politician: he would not have behaved like Foghorn Leghorn around anyone he was in awe of. Also, I've read Caro, Zelizer, etc: he did NOT turn into a lunatic at the mention of the Kennedys.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

Wilkinson got his energy, but I haven't yet seen the performance that understands his extraordinary sweetness and charm when he wanted to deploy them, or even his intelligence.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

yeah LBJ and JFK were both definite fails

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

I don't believe for a moment can quote Saul Bellow (Dangling Man wtf!), let alone know who he is.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 November 2020 13:19 (five years ago)

*Charles can

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 November 2020 13:19 (five years ago)

Actually I don't think Charles is as dim as either his sons or his late wife.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 November 2020 13:26 (five years ago)

I doubt he could, or would, quote Saul Bellow though!

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 November 2020 13:28 (five years ago)

charles definitely reads, tho besides the thoughts of his beloved pal sir laurens van der post, it seems like it's mainly fingerwaggy tomes of non-fiction essays, the great, the good and the commonwealth highborn around the earnestly setting out ways to make the world better that don't involve e.g. abolishing the monarchy (j. c. kapur's our future: consumerism or humanism, hrh sultan nazrin shah's reflections and recollections)

the only fiction that i can find approval of on a quick google is lol harry potter (and tbf that's camilla saying he likes doing the voices for the grandchildren) plus apparently he enjoys quoting wordswrth

bellow won the nobel prize which is exactly the kind of fact i wd expect the more diligent royals to have absorbed and processed for regurgitation in the kinds of cultural conversation the front-facers have to have -- so in this narrow sense he has certainly heard of bellow

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

dutiful i think mean, rather than diligent

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

he's written several of that fingerwaggy kind of book himself in fact

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

:D

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61zTuNOifuL.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

i remember the story at the time being that they had a conversation!

that doesn't mean they did but it was definitely recounted that way


I’m sure when I was reading about this story inspiring the BFG that they did mention them exchanging a few words... but maybe I’m confusing it with the actual BFG.

Anyway, should we watch this fourth season? Mostly asking calz here as I know he’s a hardliner

scampus fugit (gyac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

Randy Quaid did the best LBJ that I ever saw, in the 80's or 90's on some network miniseries.

akm, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

xp

it's a good season. The Die and Charles show is a drag at times but then amusing when he gets pwned by the Aussie pm and his own mum for being a pathetic self-absorbed drip who everyone but Camilla despises!

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

I will be interested to see if any good articles get written by people young enough to not really remember the whole Diana story beyond her being dead now. Obviously as a fifty-year-old person living in the affected islands, the whole thing is such a part of the fabric of my life, I could never watch the show with any kind of distance or objectivity, but I'm curious about whether the programm is as loaded or foreshadowy as we all think it is, just because we know what it's foreshadowing, and what it's loaded with.
I wouldn't have thought it was possible not to know the details, but I heard John Mulaney and Nick Kroll talking to Pete Davidson on Oh Hello, the P'dcast about it, and he only had the very vaguest idea of who Diana even was. I know he's not exactly renowned for his razor-sharp brain, but he can't be the only one who doesn't really know about her.
Even when they were talking about it on Gogglebox the other night, and they were playing the scene from the engagement press conference, all the parents knew what Charles was going to say before he said it, because it was such a big deal at the time. I don't really remember that at all.

trishyb, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

I'm not a "remember where you were ..." sort of person, but I happened to be at a concert when the singer stopped in the middle of the set to offer thoughts and prayers for Diana, so now I'll never forget.

My wife notoriously forgets about shows she's started, sometimes for years at a time (she has a lot on her mind). She did, however, pick up on all of the praise for Season 4 of The Crown so decided to dive back in. I'd heard good things, too, and decided to join her. She got it started downstairs while I was cleaning up after dinner and I met her a few minutes later. I plop down on the couch, and there's Claire Foy, mourning the death of the king. "Must be a flashback," I say. A few minutes go by and they are making funeral plans. "Weird," I say. "This is pretty long for a flashback; you'd think they covered this stuff pretty thoroughly back in the first season." A few more minutes and she's meeting with Churchill and talking about the future coronation. "This definitely seems pretty strange for a flashback," I say again. "It's been 20 minutes or so and it's covering stuff that just had to have been covered already. Isn't Gillian Anderson supposed to be in this as Margaret Thatcher? Are you ... sure you're watching Season 4?" "I *think* I'm sure," she says, not at all sure. "Why don't you check?" I suggest. And indeed, she was midway through ... Season One, Episode 3, which is as far as she'd made it years before.

Needless to say, she was pretty embarrassed. We belatedly started Season 4, Episode 1, and it seemed pretty good! But she fell asleep 10 minutes in.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

i caught myself in old-age nostalgia when they cut the wedding short & i was all WHAT THE FUCK. I think i honestly had somehow thought they’d do the whole thing? which is obv insane & unnecessary lmao

had weird deja vu moments during Aus episode, the footage of them with baby William on the blanket w Uluru in the background was on the news & telly & all the womens mags that my Mum & my Nan bought ... and in my mind’s eye even now weirdly blends w images of Lindy Chamberlain (lol) - and that gala where they danced! My barbie had a dress v similar so i just thought she was like some kind of fairytale lady, the absolute bees knees

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

When I was about 8 my Our Lady of Lourdes junior school classmates all met Diana at the Irish centre in Huddersfield. I didn't as I was excluded from the trip for being naughty, boys hoo!

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:09 (five years ago)

boo hoo stupid fucking correct autocorrect!

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

My main memory of Diana is her being relentlessly and mercilessly ripped to shreds, denigrated and insulted by the British press up till the second she died and thereafter it being punishable by death to say anything critical about her.

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

“... never stopped me though.”

scampus fugit (gyac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

They've done a fantastic job in the show of highlighting the age difference between her and Charles. The only thing that I can say in defence of people at the time was that she never actually looked that much younger than him (or maybe that's just the photos they chose to publish). She was just as tall (and taller in heels), and that Sloaney fashion style made everyone look middle-aged.

trishyb, Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

yeah i dont think i ever had a sense of how young she was at the time ~at all~

The “You’re Wrong About” podcast did a good series on Diana that includes a lot of stuff i’d never heard that revealed more of her as a human who sometimes did some not-great things. **Like pushing her elderly stepmother down a flight of stairs**

But also underlines the clear fact that Charles was an island of a man who could not relate to her in any way shape or form & was deeply resentful of her popularity (as was the rest of the family)

Like imagine in an alternate universe where the royal family were completely diff people who had put resentment & jealousy aside & maybe drafted off her popularity to help their image & reposition their role lmao what a conceot

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

the paedo's princess

reggae kraftwerk (||||||||), Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

lol

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

i had to doublecheck he was in his early 30s when they married, i'd remembered it that he was 42 and she was 18 😬

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

She looked 42 and his emotional age was 18.

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

uncle dickie coached him well

reggae kraftwerk (||||||||), Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

Dickie's last note to Charles : I think I'm about to get my bollox blown off by the RA - don't be a massive paedo like me. Or am I getting this wrong way round.. Yeah I meant to say do be a massive posh paedo twat like me!

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

I wouldn't have thought it was possible not to know the details, but I heard John Mulaney and Nick Kroll talking to Pete Davidson on Oh Hello, the P'dcast about it, and he only had the very vaguest idea of who Diana even was. I know he's not exactly renowned for his razor-sharp brain, but he can't be the only one who doesn't really know about her.

Pete Davidson was minus 11 years old when some rich cunts from a weird island a long way away from his island got married! I'd be startled if he has much stronger a grip on the details of the American equivalent though, the starcrossed romance between King Bill Clinton and a blushing young staffer when Davidson was 2. (George St Geegland and Gil Faizon should definitely interview him again to find out.

Which episode of this has fake Australia in?

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

the ep is called Terra Nullius

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

or ep 6

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

bellow won the nobel prize which is exactly the kind of fact i wd expect the more diligent royals to have absorbed and processed for regurgitation in the kinds of cultural conversation the front-facers have to have -- so in this narrow sense he has certainly heard of bellow

― mark s,

Sure, but quoting from one of Bellow's more obscure and earlier novels a passage so DON'T YOU SEE in is aptness struck me as ridiculous.

This is the piece I was looking for about his intellectual enthusiasms:

The canniest of these flatterers, and the one who had the most lasting impact, was Laurens van der Post, a South African-born author, documentary filmmaker, and amateur ethnographer. He dazzled Charles with his visionary talk—of rescuing humanity from “the superstition of the intellect” and of restoring the ancients’ spiritual oneness with the natural world—and then convinced Charles that he was the man to lead the crusade. “The battle for our renewal can be most naturally led by what is still one of the few great living symbols accessible to us—the symbol of the crown,” he wrote to the Prince. It’s no wonder that Charles was seduced. The life of duty opening up before him was a dreary one of cutting ribbons at the ceremonial openings of municipal swimming pools and feigning delight at the performances of foreign folk dancers. Here was an infinitely more alluring model of princely purpose and prerogative.

Under the influence of van der Post and his circle, Charles began exploring vegetarianism, sacred geometry, horticulture, educational philosophy, architecture, Sufism. He received Jungian analysis of his dreams from van der Post’s wife, Ingaret. He visited faith healers who helped him uncork “a lot of bottled feelings.” Staying with farmers in Devon and crofters in the Hebrides, he played at being a horny-handed son of toil. He travelled to the Kalahari Desert and saw a “vision of earthly eternity” in a herd of zebras. On his return from each of these spiritual and intellectual adventures, he sought to share the fruits of his inquiries with his people.

Over the years, Charles has set up some twenty charities reflecting the range of his Bouvard-and-Pécuchet-like investigations. He has written several books, including “Harmony,” a treatise arguing that “the Westernized world has become far too firmly framed by a mechanistic approach to science.” He has sent thousands of letters to government ministers—known as the “black spider memos,” for the urgent scrawl of his handwriting—on matters ranging from school meals and alternative medicine to the brand of helicopters used by British soldiers in Iraq and the plight of the Patagonian toothfish. He has given countless speeches: to British businessmen, on their poor business practices; to educators, on the folly of omitting Shakespeare from the national curriculum; to architects, on the horridness of tall modern buildings; and so on.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

ta calz!

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

I've got vague or possibly even fake tabloid paper memories of Aussies in the crowd loudly cheering and clapping when Charles injures himself falling off his horse!

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

It's fun watching fictional Charles getting increasingly jel that Diana is massively popular with Aussie plebs and finally getting completely crushed when bob hawke says something like "she's probably set back the Australian republican movement by 20 years, I thought you'd do a job for us just by being yourself"

calzino, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:02 (five years ago)

Prince Charles 'asked New Zealand to stop making fun of him for falling off a horse'

(he had fallen three times in six weeks, most recently in Sydney)

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

sic - Hawkey gets the Richard Roxburgh treatment & it is v chef’s kiss

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

I noted you saying so upthread, yes, that's 30% of my interest!

btw total sidebar on the Hawke tip but you might somewhat enjoy the Angus Sampson / Leigh Whannell collabo film The Mule, a drug smuggling comedy set across the time the '83 America's Cup race is on TV

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

maybe "does prince charles read novels (apart from harry potter)?" can be my debut quora query

my alg there is already totally fucked for no reason i can discern, it will at least drag it away from dumb questions abt chernobyl

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

xpost oh hell yes, i will investigate! love both those guys!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

I watched the Australian episode and: 30% good job, 63% lol at faking Australia*, but holy shit is this terrible writing. Does Morgan always do the all-exposition all-the-time dialogue?

QUEEN: "As you know, the Australian Prime Minister is an ex-unionist who believes it is time for a republic. Perhaps this trip will win hearts and minds among the colonies."

AUSSIE PM: "As you know, [GOOGLE NAME OF A SECOND AUSTRALIAN LATER, IF YOU HAVE TIME BEFORE FLYING TO VIENNA TO VISIT YOUR FIVE PRINCE AND PRINCESS CHILDREN. LEAVE BLANK OTHERWISE], I reckon it's past time we became a republic. This jug-eared bastard might turn the tide for us by parading around the joint."

QUEEN: "One hears that she is becoming popular with the heathens whom one desires to continue owning."

CHARLES: "You're becoming bloody popular by clinging to that baby!"

DIANA: "Maybe I'm becoming popular BECAUSE I'm clinging to that baby, who is my son. And yours!"

AUSSIE PM: "As you know, you jug-eared bastard, I reckon we ought to become a republic. But that woman has become bloody popular parading around the joint. Have a beer, I know you must also possess a growing jealousy toward her that will escalate in future episodes."

huge rant (sic), Monday, 23 November 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

* the CGI'd Sydney Opera House was hilairs: characters in the foreground in focus, crowd of thousands in background out of focus, enormous building behind the crowd somehow magically in focus again. I guess they just went with the first result on Shutterstock?

huge rant (sic), Monday, 23 November 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

prob not the best idea to watch that one episode & nothing else? lmao

a lot of the dialogue is expositiony bc they dont assume the audience knows or remembers much of anything
i think maybe also bc overall timeline for the show is pretty truncated

but it is honestly not an impediment to enjoyment of the show or at least not as big of a deal as you make it out to be

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 November 2020 01:32 (five years ago)

Until the Falklands War, Gillian Anderson, sorry, is just awful. I know she's playing a caricature, but the Thatcher I've watched in dozens of videos and read about wasn't this dry plank: she knew how to flirt and charm even if the queen paralyzed her.

This is a poor SNL parody.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 00:27 (five years ago)

how dare you use those words to describe Thatcher

the drier the better i say

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

she knew how to flirt and charm even if the queen paralyzed her


I see Anderson’s take on her as very aware of how constructed the persona was - the voice, the image, the whole affect. That too was part of it. But of course Thatcher wasn’t flirting with or trying to impress women, she largely despised or pitied them! I’m about halfway in but the majority of the scenes she’s been in have been with women or the Cabinet, who she would no doubt have seen too beneath her to try that kind of thing.

But all that aside, I can never look at Thatcher and see her that way, regardless of the truth of it, because of who she was to me and so many people I know. I don’t look at her and see the coquettish way she puts her head on the side and the laughs when she’s trying for charm, I see the cold eyes and unflinching stare of a woman who inflicted so much misery on so many people and never regretted it.

scampus fugit (gyac), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:01 (five years ago)

Lol, also greatly enjoyed Bob Hawke and the mention of his status as a former Guinness Book of Records holder for skulling a yard of ale, which iirc he was doing in public up until his death?

scampus fugit (gyac), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:04 (five years ago)

Without waving away every valid thing you wrote -- everything, by my estimation -- dramatically we have to understand why Thatcher worked, in the same way Reagan did, and, maybe I'm the American responding to her secondhand through YouTube, bios, and the news after 1987 (i.e. when I came of age), but, even acknowledging her problem with women, the Anderson take is TOO self-conscious.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:06 (five years ago)

"everything, by my estimation" = all valid

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:06 (five years ago)

like, Anderson's Thatcher comes off as a Greer Garson rendition of Margaret Thatcher, yet what I've seen Thatcher was rather good at constructing this role.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:07 (five years ago)

I think perhaps the producers were wary of being seen to soften her image, certainly there’s a big swathe of people even just in the UK who like/are interested in the royals but despise Thatcher to this day. Not sure if you’ve seen the coverage over here (no reason why you should, really), but tons of Tories are having their piss boiled over it because they think the portrayal is too unsympathetic. Again, though, I take your point but I think you are focusing on the wrong reasons why she won people over - her image was a part of it, but it was her hardness and decisiveness that a certain type of person responded most to.

scampus fugit (gyac), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

lol I'm communicating poorly. Until the Falklands episodes, her hardness is laughable -- a goon show caricature. And, yes, I know, many will say YES THAT'S HOW SHE CAME OFF but Gillian Anderson comes off as a person who's studied what people wrote about Thatcher. I understand the meticulousness with which Thatcher constructed her poshness, but certainly in America Thatcher, like Reagan, came off as a thorough Gatsby-esque fabrication; the seams didn't show.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:32 (five years ago)

i heard a podcast interview w the creator & he said Anderson often takes many months/years to develop a character

ie the voice she did as Thatcher was noticeably much improved that in post production she volunteered to do some ADR on her initial episodes

i think she grew into her performance overall as the season progressed

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:38 (five years ago)

anderson's thatcher is great. the harshness and fragility, the self-consciousness that hides behind self-righteousness, this is not just a performance of a human being but a whole economic and moral outlook. she's playing thatcherism.

treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:53 (five years ago)

the performances are tremendous this season. and of all of them, helena bonham carter is the best.

treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 01:53 (five years ago)

charles wins it for me, lizzy close second

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:05 (five years ago)

they're all very good. i find myself feeling real anger toward him due to his cowardice and selfishness.

treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:14 (five years ago)

emma corrin's diana also incredible. very understated, really.

treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

I wonder if it helps that she wasn't around for this when it was happening.

Unfortunately people of my age remember it too well.

putting the "party" in "partisan" (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:17 (five years ago)

I realize I've never heard Charles speak a single sentence, and I've grown up with him.

Is that accent real?

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:20 (five years ago)

legit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:25 (five years ago)

Lol, also greatly enjoyed Bob Hawke and the mention of his status as a former Guinness Book of Records holder for skulling a yard of ale, which iirc he was doing in public up until his death?

He set the Guinness Record for a yard as a 26-year-old Rhodes scholar at Oxford in 1955, quit booze flat for his entire parliamentary career (1980-91, set a zero emissions by 1995 target before getting knifed out), and returned to it gradually afterward. He would publicly skull a glass deep into his eighties to entertain randos, but just with regular schooners (375ml), not the yard glass he'd made his name with (1400ml / 2.5 pints / 91oz?).

Here he is being handed a cup at the cricket and taking it to the dome in ten, aged 82 or so:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2skct9

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:25 (five years ago)

anderson's thatcher is great. the harshness and fragility, the self-consciousness that hides behind self-righteousness, this is not just a performance of a human being but a whole economic and moral outlook. she's playing thatcherism.

― treeship.,

An excellent description of the scriptwriters and director's intentions.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:26 (five years ago)

behold Prince Chuck in all of his warm-blancmange glory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg_fib2gQaU

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:28 (five years ago)

the scriptwriters and director's intentions.

The scriptwriter has been dating Anderson since 2016, incidentally (he split from his princess wife unrelatedly in 2014).

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

so is the critique that the performance is heavy-handed?

treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

Interestingly GA spent her much of her childhood in England and left around the same time Thatcher won her first general election. She didn’t come back to live until 2002. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, really.

Something that really struck me watching this season was how POC are represented. Beyond the Commonwealth Heads of Government, I don’t recall very many POC at all in the episodes set in England - the occasional soldier maybe. Nobody in the Fagan episode, or am I misremembering? Anyway, then when Diana visits New York and there’s a focus on HIV/AIDS and poverty there, the vast majority of extras and minor characters are black. It was really striking and seemed like a rather muddled point was being made, or that somebody decided to make England (as a country rather than the royal family’s obviously very white circle) a stark contrast on purpose to make a point. Or was it just out of ignorance of how multiethnic the UK, particularly its cities, were in the period this season is set? I dunno, I’m still trying to decide why the NYC episode jumped out at me for that reason. But it sits a bit uncomfortably with me.

Madchen, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 08:09 (five years ago)

One problem GA faces is that the script demands that everything she says has to explain current events, history, Thatcher's character, background etc and how it influences her political philosophy. So whether it's an interview with the Queen or a chat with her daughter in the kitchen, she's given these paragraphs of text to get across as if she's delivering a lecture, so the audience understands. It's true of most characters tbh; the writers really believe in telling rather than showing.

mahb, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 08:24 (five years ago)

Morgan gives one writer one co-write credit on one episode out of ten; I'm gonna assume that that is his style after all.

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 08:40 (five years ago)

def not sure how i feel abt Gillian Anderson's portrayal of Maggie, i think is great but somehow does not fit but maybe id the point - was fascinating to watch tho - someone (here, elswhere?) said it made them think of a drag queen's version which yes, but, yeah i can't pin down how i feel abt it

did appreciate some of the music endings, Linton Kwesi Johnson'd Inglan' Is a Bitch, The (English) Beat, Stand Down Margaret. Even made me remember for first time in decades the Exploited Let's Start a War (Said Maggie One Day)

So assume Charles & Camilla must be unhappy with the new season as getting attacked by fans of the show anew https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/season-the-crown-trolling-camilla-prince-charles?ref=bfnsplash

seeing Dominic West is being mentioned as Charles for next two seasons which makes no sense to me

H in Addis, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

Charles comes across as a massive prick throughout, I’d be raging if I was him.

scampus fugit (gyac), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

Prince Edward's "that was impressively cunty" was probably my favorite line delivery of the season so far.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

The problem with Anderson is that her's is more of an impression than a performance, there's no air in it. O'Conner's performance of Charles suffers similarly but not to the same extent. They both solely use a particular strained register that both Maggie and Charlie do have but they don't only speak and move in that register, as you can see from the C&D interview just posted. It's near impossible to flesh a character out tho given the either didactic or purely expositional dialogue.

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

hers, damn.

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

Prince Edward's "that was impressively cunty" was probably my favorite line delivery of the season so far.

Hilarious, and felt deeply true somehow.

I'd deleted season 1 after watching 10 minutes and could not see myself watching a full season of the royals, then a friend begged me to find season 2 for her so, bored started watching it, went back to 1, and been watching avidly ever since tho still surprised.

H in Addis, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

yeah it’s weird, prior to this show existing I never would have pictured myself being SUPER into this show

i think the way it handles history + people, plus the ongoing exploration of “the crown” as concept & as impediment to anyone behaving remotely like a human

has a lot of unexpected layers that i am v much enjoying

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

O'Connor has had many wonderful moments; his performance has grown on me. That moment at the window when Elizabeth lectures him on his duties (the two arranged as if in a Bergman film), he turns to her with moist eyes, and Colman's chipper spirit for a fraction of a moment dissolves in the face of this suffering -- classic.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

anderson's thatcher is great. the harshness and fragility, the self-consciousness that hides behind self-righteousness, this is not just a performance of a human being but a whole economic and moral outlook. she's playing thatcherism.

Few things are more cringeworthy than Americans talking about Thatcher.

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

jesus wept!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:28 (five years ago)

I'm sure we talk utter shite about US politics and political figures tbf.

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

No we do not.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Jed otm, this is on my inattentive viewing of the EPs up to Fagen, but the performances are not the thing I'd concentrate too much on. I really love how -- while trying to account for it -- trolly it is about that period and the figures it's looking at.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

xxp
true but I think that was some seriously bad yellow-smartie inspired hyperbolic claptrap there! But I will try and be more thoughtful next time I post about Biden shitting into his nappy whilst absent-mindedly signing off on drone-strikes on bairns!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

I have an OFFICIAL: THATCHER QUITS Evening Standard newsstand poster framed and hung over the sofa (and I did my undergrad dissertation on Thatcherism, which was the writing sample that got me on the NME).

American though, so I guess none of this counts?

scampopo (suzy), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

The exception that proves the rule. Whatever that means.

Naughty Boys Hoo! (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

Lol just watched the Charles and Di interview that veg linked and "calls to Australia" bit is just such a laugh. They are really playing.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

my sister also has one of those posters :)

mark s, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

_anderson's thatcher is great. the harshness and fragility, the self-consciousness that hides behind self-righteousness, this is not just a performance of a human being but a whole economic and moral outlook. she's playing thatcherism._

Few things are more cringeworthy than Americans talking about Thatcher.


Yes, I’ve noticed.

scampus fugit (gyac), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

emma corrin's diana also incredible. very understated, really.

― treeship., Tuesday, 24 November 2020 bookmarkflaglink

understated?!?! Twitter picked the weird lack of control of the facial expressions and ran with it. Corrin is the one who is really throwing lots of stuff to see what sticks, I reckon..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

(4/4) And while we’ve enjoyed your creative license, Hawke did not call the Queen a pig on our show and say, "You wouldn't put a pig in charge of a herd of prime beef cattle, even if it does look good in twin set and pearls." Here's what he really said. Thnx again @netflix! pic.twitter.com/0JY8sEOB5C

— 4corners (@4corners) November 25, 2020

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 01:22 (five years ago)

this made me lol esp the sloooooow curtsy

#MargaretThatcher in private audience with the #Queen pic.twitter.com/EMPRgfBWod

— Adele Dazeem (@lisabexperience) November 23, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

was thinking there was no jimmy savile in S4, he was a regular dinner guest at Buckingham Palace during the 80's

calzino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

:/

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

already tripped their nonce quotient w/dickie, andrew and chuck

reggae kraftwerk (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

ok wtf does s5 drop

mark s, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

if it has Dominic West in it I won't be impressed. Even though he wouldn't be playing against type at least - but I absolutely despise him as an actor - I just find him unpleasantly unwatchable and almost completely talentless.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

so he’s a bullseye for Chuck then lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:39 (five years ago)

well there is that angle of him playing Charles I guess yeah!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

lol what was I thinking of, he's born for the role!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

tbh i want another two seasons of josh o'connor shrinking self-disgustedly even further into his own shoulders

mark s, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

his physicality as Charles is so great
like an invisible hand just pushing him down & crushing him at all times

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

I think they should stick with him he's very good. lol I keep thinking back to that nauseating scene where he + camilla are doing the bear joke and finishing off each others lines - it's horrible but it definitely captures something.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

We're on episode 4, and so far I've liked all of the acting and directing. Looks great, which does, yeah, help disguise how on the nose so much of it often is. Like (I'm making this up), the Queen will say out loud "what kind of a monster doesn't love her children equally?" and then cut to Thatcher saying "I don't love my children equally" and then later there will be a scene with the Queen and Prince Philip and Philip will say something like 'it's not a monster who does not love their children equally, it is a monster who even humors the possibility," and the Queen will look shaken and upset, and then back to Thatcher who intones "decisiveness should be one's primary trait, it is a show of strength" and then someone will say "Prime Minister, they are angry in the Falklands," and she will say "So send in the navy!" And someone will say "But Prime Minister, people already hate you, won't this make them hate you more?" And she'll respond "what kind of monster yearns to be loved?" And then they'll cut to a wounded deer limping around and someone will say "what a beautiful tragedy moving in slow motion," and then they'll cut to Diana, with her head bowed, walking slowly against a tide of paparazzi flashing their cameras in her face. And so on.

I think it's partly because, thanks to the actors, this story could probably be told through a series of forlorn faces, but they have to fill the silence some how. The dialogue often ends up ... not bad, but not always necessary, in a banal sort of soap opera way. Which it is, of course, but the technical pedigree is otherwise significantly greater.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 November 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

Btw, every time I see Diana I think of Anthony Edwards' impression on SNL

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NVi7CZFWNTs/Wsed2ujW9SI/AAAAAAAAMm0/kPqcPAMqBDoWQNPntwn8l-XHPH_da6M1ACLcBGAs/s1600/turning%2Bpoint.JPG

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 November 2020 15:43 (five years ago)

lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

That...doesn't look promising, sorry.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

Have seen the Aus episode now. They didnt even TRY to make it look like australia. The scene where charles and Hawke are standing on what I assume was the portico of the Lodge (the PMs Canberra home) was hilarious: sounds of trilling tropical birds and insects, palm fronds waving, some kind of hilly slopes to a SEA in the background.

Canberra's an inland temperate dry and cold place full of gum trees and a lake.

Shot of brisbane was very clearly somewhere like Barcelona or who the fuck knows. Shot of the sheep station had bizrre looking hills you'd only see in the Americas.

And as sic pointed out above Hawke never said any of those nasty things about dressing up a pig on the 4 Corners interview. And that show is a serious current affairs show - it doesnt have an audience!

It was hilarious. Still enjoyed it though. Roxborough is a tresh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 November 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

Canberra's an inland temperate dry and cold place full of gum trees and a lake.

A fake lake!

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 28 November 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

Thats right! Its only been there since the 30s I think?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 November 2020 23:33 (five years ago)

There was a short-lived new national newspaper in the UK in the mid-80s called Today, which is referred to about half a dozen times in one episode, always as "the Today newspaper", presumably bcs Peter Morgan thinks no-one will remember or understand. "Hev you seen these stories in the Today newspaper?" "There's a reporter from the Today newspaper on the phone".

mahb, Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:24 (five years ago)

I remember that paper lol, Alastair Campbell was the chief political writer.

calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:29 (five years ago)

I just assumed they wanted to make sure American viewers didn't think it was the Today show.

trishyb, Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:32 (five years ago)

I remember it being in the break room of the shop I was working in, summer of ‘89.

scampopo (suzy), Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:33 (five years ago)

I remember that paper lol, Alastair Campbell was the chief political writer.

Eddie Shah wasn't it?

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:39 (five years ago)

The alleged paedo connection continues.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:42 (five years ago)

I think so, was the gimmick that paper was all in colour? I mean wow this kind of wild technological advance must have been very impressive in the late 80s. But maybe I'm remembering that bit wrong!

calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:44 (five years ago)

Just thinking of some paedo lyrics to the tune of rock the casbah!

calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 10:46 (five years ago)

In the early 1990s the newspaper printed a column attacking the city of Liverpool and its inhabitants which was accompanied by a photograph showing a large rubbish tip directly behind the city's iconic Liver Building.[citation needed] In reality, no such rubbish tip existed anywhere in the vicinity of the Liver Building; it subsequently emerged that the photograph was a fake created from a composite of images of the buildings and a rubbish tip that was not in Liverpool, although the photograph's caption implied that the image illustrated the supposed poor upkeep of the city.

it was a very classy newspaper or should that be class-war?

calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 11:05 (five years ago)

I just assumed they wanted to make sure American viewers didn't think it was the Today show.

Fair enough, but why not avoid confusion by saying eg "the Daily Express"?

mahb, Sunday, 29 November 2020 16:31 (five years ago)

Oliver Dowden, the UK secretary of state for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, told the Daily Mail on Saturday that he plans to request that Netflix add a disclaimer before every episode of "The Crown" saying that it's a work of fiction.

here was me thinking they could have gone much harder and featured even more unflattering portrayals of these horrible fuckers and maybe even put in a laugh track when Dickie gets blown up. But these tories think this was an absolute hatchet job!

calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

They should give it a facetious disclaimer, like the one before "Fargo."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

“These people were terrible irl also this show is fictionalized”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

Plot twist: at the end Lilibet wakes up, ten years old. It was all a dream.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

he used to read Town & Country magazine

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

We really enjoyed the two most recent ones we've seen, the one about Margaret and the one about South Africa. Though the show does still suffer a bit from on-the-noseness (which I suppose is to be expected), and also the same gauzy, uncanny valley color correction choices that every TV drama currently seems to make.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 November 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

I've decided at last that I do actually like this show, I especially like how episodic it is

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 30 November 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

finishing up s3 and

I love Charles Dance's evolution from potential saboteur to defanged gossip lover in the span of just a couple episodes

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 30 November 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

Buckingham Palace: Catering assistant stole medals and photos https://t.co/ZSEfhmF7oB

— BBC Yorkshire (@BBCLookNorth) November 30, 2020

lol quite an amusing story here: catering assistant get's extra cleaning duties because of covid 19, uses it as an opportunity to rob expensive trinkets from Buckingham palace. Then the dumb fucker tries selling them on e-bay!

calzino, Monday, 30 November 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

"Who is Billy Jo-el?"

Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:11 (five years ago)

LMAO

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:51 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/07/revealed-queen-lobbied-for-change-in-law-to-hide-her-private-wealth

The Queen successfully lobbied the government to change a draft law in order to conceal her “embarrassing” private wealth from the public, according to documents discovered by the Guardian.

A series of government memos reveal that Elizabeth Windsor’s private lawyer put pressure on ministers to alter proposed legislation to prevent her shareholdings from being disclosed to the public.

Following the Queen’s intervention, the government inserted a clause into the law granting itself the power to exempt companies used by “heads of state” from new transparency measures.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 23:04 (five years ago)

might be a bit embarrassing for everyone to see what massive wealth you can accumulate by doing fuck all and then being shameless enough to scrounge another £370 million off the state for a bespoke rewire on her yard.

calzino, Monday, 8 February 2021 23:19 (five years ago)

I have seen one episode (#1) of THE CROWN. I think it could be a good concept, and maybe it's like Shakespeare in being about history via the monarchy? I don't doubt it's well made.

But as I just noted on another thread where Prince Philip was mentioned:

... I don't know much about Prince Philip but an odd thing is - many people who presumably don't usually find him hugely sympathetic or interesting seem to watch THE CROWN where he is a major dynamic protagonist?

I think THE CROWN might well be a good idea and well made (I have seen just one episode), but to me it's a bit of a stumbling block that I have spent most of my life thinking that most of the people in it (ie Royals) are not inherently very interesting, intelligent or insightful people, let alone the system they uphold.

... Is this like Shakespeare again, ie: you don't have to think that Richard II or Henry IV or V were genuinely interesting, you just appreciate the play as a play in itself?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:36 (five years ago)

it's just a bit of soap opera with a big budget, the people that actually like these Saxe-Coburg freaks were some of its biggest critics.

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

one year passes...

This latest season isn't that good. It is very hard for me not to see Jimmy McNulty gurning as Charles. He gurns away same as Anderson's Thatcher did.

And I think they are WAY too treading-on-eggshells in their treatment of all the scandal. Which has made for a really weirdly muted season.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 12 November 2022 12:06 (three years ago)

I did wonder if one of the reasons I find it boring is because I've watched two other dramatizations of the same events in recent years, so it's just kind of dull? I like Elizabeth Debicki very much, usually, but I'm finding her a bit one-note in this.

trishyb, Saturday, 12 November 2022 12:10 (three years ago)

lol that's not John Major and posh Dom West is such a dud Charles, especially after the last one nailed him so well. After hours of tedium it turns out the Mohamed Al-Fayed ep has been the only good one. Haven't watched any more.

calzino, Saturday, 12 November 2022 13:01 (three years ago)

Agree with these criticisms. McNulty doesn't look a thing like Charles for one; great actor but he makes Charles seem more likeable than he deserved at this point in his life. I am in love with Elizabeth Debicki but the mannerisms she apes (the tilted down head, eyes looking up) seems to affected and unnatural for her. They nailed the hair though.

I'm on episode 6, so far the best episode is the one that focuses almost exclusively on Mohammed al Fayed. I'd watch an entire season of him and Sydney restoring Villa Windsor, ala the Chateau.

akm, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:05 (three years ago)

Oh, Leslie Manville is great as Margaret though.

akm, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:07 (three years ago)

wtf was with the whole carriage riding with Natascha McElhone? I mean who would not enjoy that, but really, did that need to be a big part of the second episode?

akm, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:10 (three years ago)

I had no idea he even did that as a hobby. I think the idea was to insinuate he had some kind of weirdly-too-close companionship with that woman. I agree though, it didnt need that overlong "hey lets refurbish this old thing and ride it aroun the grounds" montage.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:02 (three years ago)

BTW whoever was playing Cherie Blair was SO spot on, thought it was actually her for 1.5 seconds.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:02 (three years ago)

I had no idea he even did that as a hobby. I think the idea was to insinuate he had some kind of weirdly-too-close companionship with that woman.

tbh, I was more interested in this kind of esoteria than in the big sweep of The Divorce, which has been very well covered elsewhere already. The one thing I did like about the Charles/Diana/Camilla stuff (which I didn't pay a huge amount of attention to at the time) was that the infamous tampon phonecall was picked up by an amateur radio operator, and wasn't the result of a phone tap or deliberate listening device.

trishyb, Sunday, 13 November 2022 09:59 (three years ago)

i don't even understand how that was technically possible

akm, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:21 (three years ago)

Me neither, and maybe it's nonsense. When I googled it just now there's a lot of "believed to have been" and "allegedly", so maybe it's all crap, but that is the story everyone went with at the time.

trishyb, Monday, 14 November 2022 09:23 (three years ago)

You used to be able to scan and hear mobile calls in the pre-digital signal era which was around that time. you had to have the right gear. my brother had an emergency services scanner and one xmas mid 90s i do recall listening in on calls.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 14 November 2022 11:11 (three years ago)

Got to agree, this series just seemed very weak and too happy to give excess time to stories covered better elsewhere.

It seemed remarkably keen to subvert the version of pretty much every character from that previously established too:

The Queen has become some sort of Victorian Values dinosaur, inflexible to change and utterly out of touch with reality
Charles is some Machiavellian genius playing 4d chess to make his future cushy
Diana is a vacuous Sloane interested only in clothes (ok this may well be accurate but they made her far more sympathetic before)
Ann has become a double agent
Andrew is an arse (see Diana comment)

Given this went up to 1997, amazed to see what a free ride al-Fayed got considering by then there had been Cash For Questions, the Johnathon Aitken/Saudi scandal and the ITV documentary about his sexual harassment of staff at Harrods. Will be interesting to see how they deal with his friendship with Michael Jackson, if they bother (although surely he'll appear given the scale of Dodi Death Conspiracy from him.

The final series is going to be bizarre. Presumably episode 1 is the death of Diana (given it's 6 weeks after the end of S5). Golden Jubilee will probably get an episode to itself. Margaret and the Queen Mother die only 7 or so weeks apart so maybe they squash them into one episode? Charles & Camilla's marriage as one? Diamond jubilee and the start of withdrawal from duties. Lockdown and death of Philip. Platty Joobs and her death.

That only leaves 3 episodes for other threads. India tour in 97 leading into Millennium might be a good idea for ep2, maybe with devolution in the middle (things pull apart then hope brings together). Dislike of Blair/NI peace accord could be a politics one.

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:44 (three years ago)

Probably going to uh "touch on" the sweatless nonce too, surely?

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:47 (three years ago)

Imelda Staunton's presence just completely changes the character of this for me. Can't shake the Umbrage image, which means that the monarchy is the Ministry of Magic, the palace is Hogwarts, Blair is Snape, etc. There is no way out from that mental spiral for me so I can't bear to watch.

Last season's casting was generally better, although I will admit I am looking forward to some prime Olivia Williams content - she is always a welcome presence on my glowing rectangles

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

Diamond jubilee and the start of withdrawal from duties. Lockdown and death of Philip. Platty Joobs and her death.

I'd be amazed if they go that far. If it was me I'd end it with her jumping out of a plane with James Bond.

trishyb, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:21 (three years ago)

I'd say you'd probably be right if the whole thing was mapped out in advance but to not include the final 10 years, and since the real world provided an actual conclusion to the series before filming started, it would seem far more sensible to end in 2022.

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:28 (three years ago)

Morgan has said in the past he doesn't plan to tackle recent years, like the Harry/Meghan stuff, as the story isn't over. Don't know if the queen's death changes anything

Vinnie, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 08:45 (three years ago)

Also thought this season was weaker, a lot of boring episodes, though there's been 1-2 episodes each season I haven't really liked. Liked Debicki's Diana though

Vinnie, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 10:31 (three years ago)

one year passes...

spoilers* but GHOST DIANA klaxon!!!¡¡¡!!! 📣💥🔊

*(i haven't been watching recent seasons, i gleaned this from twitter)

mark s, Sunday, 19 November 2023 10:54 (two years ago)

It seems to have united the critics….

https://i.imgur.com/2GcweDg.jpg

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Sunday, 19 November 2023 13:12 (two years ago)

To be fair, her nickname had an obvious homophone. That's some pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing; it bespeaks laziness in the writers' room.

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 November 2023 16:01 (two years ago)

It's pretty poor but not noticeably worse than any of the other series after the first two or three (gut says it's fine through to the 60s but takes a downturn pretty much as soon as the 70s hit).

Then again, it's still country miles better than the Spencer film, and Kristen Stewart got all kinds of awards nominations for that. That also featured royal ghosts lecturing people as a key plot point.

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Sunday, 19 November 2023 16:32 (two years ago)

I've already said this, but the name "Fflyn" was new to me. I have been helpfully educated on the linguistic rationale (hat tip to James Redd) but I am still processing that info.

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 November 2023 17:02 (two years ago)

two months pass...

i hadn’t caught up on s5 & s6 until now

halfway thru s5
there is def something a bit boring about this season i agree

i think staunton is great as the Queen but i am struggling to get with McNulty as Charles, he’s not nearly pompous & insecure enough, too confident

debicki is good as diana but i ageee w comments upthread that its mostly mannerisms & a bit one-note

i really love lesley manville as margaret, and casting Timothy Dalton as Group Captain Wotsisface in s5e4 was such a lovely touch

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 January 2024 02:41 (two years ago)

Mohamed al-Fayed's episode was maybe the best episode of S5, which is kind of indicative of the existential crisis this show had in its last two seasons. the writers' choices of focus were probably for the better, because I'm not sure I enjoyed any episode focused on the Queen in S5 or S6

Vinnie, Sunday, 21 January 2024 14:18 (two years ago)

yeah agree i liked that one a lot
did the thing imo crown does best, weaving two time periods together

idk what it is about s5 but i’m honestly so bored by their dramatization of the diana of it all at this point
like she’d literally tell a teatowel how miserable she is and wants a divorce then next thing moping to her therapist like oh the queens dismissal was “so final”
like omg stfuuuuuup go wear a fucking bikini and be divorced PLEASE

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 January 2024 03:39 (two years ago)

If she hadnt died she'd have broken up with Dodi like a week later whats a bet.

By the time it got to the Wills and Harry stuff I completely lost interest.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 January 2024 05:19 (two years ago)

lol yeah probably.

i just finished s5, so now i begin the long march thru s6

sidebar: queen now 100% reminding me pf my dear departed nan, who had almost the same hairdo, wore the same wool skirts & cardigans every day of her life, never saw her in a single pair of trousers

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 January 2024 05:29 (two years ago)


did the thing imo crown does best, weaving two time periods together

For me the other thing The Crown does best is telling me things about British history, and specifically the monarchy, that I didn't already know. The only episode in the last two seasons that did that was the one about Mohamed al-Fayed.

trishyb, Monday, 22 January 2024 09:12 (two years ago)

tired: queen as a child tricked* into a nazi salute
wired: queen as an old lady tricked into wearing nu-metal shorts

this gives me a handy bar for the remainder of this show to fall below, at last i can start watching s5 & then s6

*it's why she hates her uncle, bcz either it's a public shame (shows her as she isn't) or a public revelation (shows her as she actually is)**
**either way is an unwanted obstacle

mark s, Monday, 22 January 2024 10:56 (two years ago)

yeah the second half of the final season was completely limp and pointless, but I think that may simply be because I remember all of it happening in real time

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 22 January 2024 15:35 (two years ago)

yeah i think thats true also

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 January 2024 15:40 (two years ago)

ok well into deathmarch to the end of s6

still such a boring slog
after everything they did w the first 4 seasons its like they were just, fuckit we’ve go nothing here’s diana staring up under her fringe for 20 hours

like no history detours really at all except the mohammed fayed ep in s5

the speculative fiction of dodi & diana’s final hours together was a bit much for me, i mean maybe that is what happened idk

i’m only on ep5 cannot even begin to imagine the depths of boredom yet to be excavated here weeeee zzzz

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2024 02:23 (two years ago)

The William & Catherine and William & Harry stuff is yes, even more boring. The Princess Margaret episode was good though.

nate woolls, Monday, 29 January 2024 02:55 (two years ago)

good to know thx

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2024 03:04 (two years ago)

the speculative fiction of dodi & diana’s final hours together was a bit much for me, i mean maybe that is what happened idk

ya this was bad, also there's an entirely made up plotline about how Kate's mother basically engineered her daughter and William getting together from even before their time at St Andrews. i mean sure, this show is fictionalised, but that whole arc seemed unnecessarily mean-spirited

didn't even distract from how boring the whole season was, it was def a struggle to finish

Roz, Monday, 29 January 2024 08:05 (two years ago)

yeah they really struggle to make the second half of S6 interesting. just little there work with, I suppose. I preferred the Diana episodes even if I knew a lot of the story

Vinnie, Monday, 29 January 2024 19:33 (two years ago)

this back half feels so speculative as to beggar belief, like beyond fictionalizing and into “we have now decided to just invent new characters we are calling The Royals”

Charles going off into the scottish highlands to wail abt Dianas death seemed insanely fabulist, like ok what are we actually doing here

and ghost Dianas convo w the queen
lmao ok whut

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2024 20:44 (two years ago)

wait this sounds good tho, all historical reconstruction should include ghosts, cf hamlet etc

mark s, Monday, 29 January 2024 20:47 (two years ago)

to affirm my claim i found a fine portrait of the real actual historical hamlet aka "amblett"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Amblett_Hamlet.jpg/800px-Amblett_Hamlet.jpg

mark s, Monday, 29 January 2024 20:50 (two years ago)

FWIW the ghosts didn't bother me nearly as much as the boring shit

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 29 January 2024 22:34 (two years ago)

true, the boring shit is definitely the worst aspect

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2024 22:54 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

fiiiiiinallly finished this trudge through the treacle of s6

high point: really liked the episode about Margaret, thought it showed their relationship as sisters quite nicely. i didn’t know she had burned her feet, v awful

i liked all the scenes btw William & the Queen, they have good chemistry in their scenes together

camilla puffing on a cig while tending to the tomato plants was v good

harry’s nazi uniform moment lol ugh

the rest of it was decidedly boring/mid and i am glad its over

should have stopped at s4 tbh

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 February 2024 01:29 (one year ago)

OH and the penitence prayer scene for Chuck & Camilla was pretty great imo

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 February 2024 01:38 (one year ago)


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