America under Trump - Year One: January 2017 to ... January 2017

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Fuck this guy, fuck this administration, fuck this unwanted and obvious occupation.
Let's keep the conversation going.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

doesnt sound like a dialogue tbh

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

It's not like he reads responses to his tweets.

Least-satisfying overall (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

I'd certainly welcome dissenting viewpoints! I think most of us would.
The conversation I have in mind is less one with the occupying administration and more among everyone else about how to best (non-violently) obstruct it.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

There's a separate thread for that

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

I do not welcome dissenting viewpoints. By which I mean if you are pro-Trump, you are anti-me, and I would have to be a moron to welcome people who are against my existence into my life.

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

I'm unlikely to fault anyone for violent obstruction tbh.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

yes i'm all for this not becoming a defend the indefensible thread xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

The crux is probably the idea that further dehumanizing the other side to the same degree they dehumanize you might be totally justified but will also mean worse things down the road given the trajectory it creates.

Evan, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

this shit again, really?

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

Feedback loop

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

new thread please

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

Uh. Just speculating! I certainly hope something finally goes wrong for President elect Magoo

Evan, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

Humanizing Republicans and respecting their views has not worked out particularly well for liberals and progressives over the last 20 years.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

Yeah I wasn't arguing for it myself, was just pointing out that nothing seems like a good route forward

Evan, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

i'd draw a line between those who are actively part of the problem and those who are passively part of the problem and may just need to be properly acquainted with what that problem is, but that's a personal choice.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

my main point is that if you want this thread to be something other than "white dudes searching for a way to reassure other white dudes that things will be okay intermingled with existential wailing", starting out with "I wish the people who voted for Trump were more active in these threads" is not a good way to start

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

The only way to slow down the machine or change its direction is to inject energy that obstructs or deflects it. The fact that the machine has the weight of the government behind it, able to use both law and tax revenue to fuel its course, means one hell of a lot of obstructive energy will be required.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

^ To which I'd add that there will be a lot of defeats, but getting discouraged over them won't help a damn bit. Just like being stuck in a crappy job, you have to get up and face the same crappy facts every goddamn day and still keep going.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

The extent to which people have been legitimately victimized by forces beyond their control is worthy of sympathy and attempts at understanding and rectifying the underlying problems. The extent to which some of those victims made the conscious decision to cast a vote for a hateful rich mentally-ill bully is the extent to which my own personal sympathy and understanding kinda dry on the vine.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

yeah 'we need to sympathize w/ and better understand trump voters' is just self-flagellation. I don't think the gop won because they spent 8 years 'understanding obama voters'.

iatee, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

can i talk about a movie i just saw? it was called "tangsir" and it came out in '73 or '74 as part of the iranian new wave. it resonated with me because it was so much a reaction to systemic injustice, in this case the injustice of the shah, but that reaction was to my western eyes pretty horrifying. the hero of the movie was kind of straightforwardly what we would today call an "islamic terrorist". this was a useful movie to watch because in resistance you can get a little bit unsure about where exactly the line is, there's a tendency to ask "is our resistance going to bring about another iran, another syria?" and based on what i saw in tangsir, yeah, probably not, if only because nobody is going around telling people that god told us to kill certain people in the name of justice.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

https://www.thenation.com/article/congressional-resistance-to-trump-begins-now

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

already seeing a lot of Republican members of the House coming out of the woodwork to whine about this, which I suppose is a good sign for us

guessing they're hoping everyone forgot about their much-applauded plan to delay a Supreme Court justice for 4 years

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

I lost respect for my pro-Trump friend when he cried about rigging prior to the election and didn't give two shits when he later heard about Russia intervention. Just shows you that people have their candidate and don't care about the facts. How can you work with people like that?

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

You can't. So you work around them.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

^^^

it's okay to have enemies

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

yeah most Trump voters I know don't believe the Russia story one bit, chalking it up to sour grapes, straight up saying the FBI and CIA and all the other intelligence agencies "can't really know" or whatever

how shocking that those same people were 100% convinced that there was something damning in those Hillary emails though

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

There's a thing I've been mulling over that I'm sure has been said a thousand times by now about how people like that are increasingly rejecting the idea of expertise because, in an era when literally everyone can broadcast their thoughts to the world with no effort whatsoever and has instantaneous access to all of the information from forever, everyone is an expert. Because dumb people misunderstand what expertise is. And dumb pseudoexperts always have to voice their dumb pseudoexpert opinions because and basically only because outlets exist that allow them to do so. But basically 99.9% of opinions are worthless and pointless and based on very little in the way of information and certainly not expertise. Like that percentage I whipped up just now? Total bullshit that I completely pulled out of my ass. Everybody needs to shut up and also to stop listening to everybody else.

Basically kinda just feeling like unearned confidence (which 99.9% of confidence is) needs to be stamped into the dirt and replaced with constant self-doubt and -reflection.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

YouTube clip upthread from seven years ago with Megyn Kelly and Naomi Wolf. Not sure if they've kept in touch over the years.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Getting lost amidst Russian talk is the number of voters bounced from rolls in three swing states because of shady cross checks. That's a bigger problem for 2016 elections than hacktivities by intelligence agencies. Aren't most developed nations doing things like that?

jane burkini (suzy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne Conway and Naomi Wolf, that should read.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Oh--and wrong thread.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

There's a thing I've been mulling over that I'm sure has been said a thousand times by now about how people like that are increasingly rejecting the idea of expertise because, in an era when literally everyone can broadcast their thoughts to the world with no effort whatsoever and has instantaneous access to all of the information from forever, everyone is an expert.

Gove: Britons 'Have Had Enough of Experts'

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

Guessing Conway benefits a lot from Shock Doctrine analysis.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

this isn't specifically about Trump, but is interesting on the idea of wisdom of experts vs wisdom of "the people" imo:

http://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_and_mumbling/2016/12/elites-or-people.html

Both can sometimes go wrong. Experts are prone not just to professional deformation (pdf) – the tendency for perceptions to be warped by their training – but also groupthink. For example, the replication crisis – which is by no means confined to psychology – suggests that peer review fails to weed out poor academic research and might even enhance groupthink.

What’s more, pretences to expertise can often merely be a desire for wealth and power, as Alasdair MacIntyre wrote:

The realm of managerial expertise is one in which what purport to be objectively-grounded claims function in fact as expressions of arbitrary, but disguised, will and preference. (After Virtue, p107)

But on the other hand, we know that the people are often wrong about basic facts, are terrible at understanding connections between economic phenomena, are misinformed by a biased media, and prone to countless cognitive biases.

Rather than always side with the people or always with elites, we should abandon grandiose generalizations and ask in each specific context: who is most likely to be right here – the elite or the people?

soref, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Or the elite can also engage in the self-doubt-fest I propose. Humility and the acceptance that one can and might be wrong can go a long way, imo, and doubly so wrt people who are highly-trained within their chosen field.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/religionprof/files/2017/01/Smug-Pilots.jpg

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

the "russian intervention" is being blown completely out of proportion and, frankly, functions as a screen to prevent a clear view of what went wrong with the HRC campaign in specific and the D party more broadly

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

^^^

sleeve, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

xp as someone pointed out on twitter, that cartoon confuses politics for technocracy, which is seductive but a surefire losing strategy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

I'd argue that the reaction has been, if anything, understated but that it's the proposed effect on the HRC campaign which has been wildly overstated.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

russian nationalism is bad

putin's foreign policy is bad

the vulnerability of civic/gov't institutions is bad

julian assange really hates hillary clinton

russia did not "hack the election"

xp OL yeah i'd agree with that

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

The hacking wouldn't have had the impact it had without an overly-credulous US media making a mountain out of their molehill and an overly-credulous citizenry uncritically lapping it up.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

raiding private emails and sifting them out to confreres for maximum misleading dissemination... is bad!

but wikileaks didn't tip this election. if any single person did (who isn't hillary clinton or donald trump), it was james comey

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

i mean, if you read the press it's hard to keep straight that we had two "email hacking" scandals at the same time

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

btw happy new year everyone

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

it's hard to isolate whatever effect wikileaks had, it probably had some minor effect and every minor effect ended up tipping the election. the russia hacking stuff is important because:

a. it delegitimizes trump's election. we need to be doing this constantly and from every direction.
b. it helps limit his ability to pal around w/ a dictator. obv he's still going to do it, but this does make it look even worse.
c. regardless of how many voters changed their minds because they hated podesta's risotto recipe, the russian government was able to take over an american news cycle at will. this wasn't even the first example of foreign governments using hacking + american free press to achieve some goal (north korea and sony) and it won't be the last.

iatee, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

I don't think the Podesta emails swung things a whole lot, but the "DNC screwed Bernie" thing definitely moved the needle some. I don't know any Bernie voters who went Trump but I know a lot of them didn't bother to vote at all.

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

the russia thing seems to me like something of a redo of the hanging chad squad back in 2000. i had no patience with this line of argument back then, but surprisingly i'm much more okay with the sequel.

in 2000, as in 2016, the democrats ran a shit candidate in a shit fashion. all of the "hanging chad" bullshit was just that, bullshit, but it didn't detract from honest analyses of their candidate's failure because nobody is motivated to fucking do that anyway. a serious moral reckoning is only going to come if people start kicking the bums out, get involved and primary these assholes.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

I mean our weak candidate still won the popular vote by a comfortable margin, the failure was ultimately geographic. I don't think bush admin people in 2004 were sitting around doing honest analyses about why they only won the election by 3 million votes. their 3 million votes were distributed better.

iatee, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

the GOP doesn't really care about mandates one way or another

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

i mean, they act like they have one no matter their electoral position

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

do the gay marriage democrats not?

j., Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

What a bad idea it seems for the Clintons to attend the inauguration. I mean, I can see why they would do it, but I can also see Trump gloating and targeting them in his speech, or his followers starting the "lock her up" chant, which would not be a good scene.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

I've seen the figure thrown around w concern from people on left who are annoyed that Russia (or if literally any other reason for Trump winning than "Hillary is bad") is brought up that "50% of Clinton voters think Russia hacked voting machines" which you know when people were saying "rigged primary" for months seems like something you probably shouldn't express concern about.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

It would make sense for the Clintons to not show up if all of the former Presidents were going to stay home. If it's just them, it makes it look like she is so hurt and cowed by losing the election that she can't bear to be in Trump's vicinity. If none of the former Presidents put in an appearance, it would look like everyone who has previously held the job has no respect for the man about to take it, which I think is probably true across the board (even for noted anti-intellectual populist GWB).

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

I thought so far Carter was the only one who said he would attend

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

I would be shocked if it doesn't get ugly. Either Trump will say something, or his supporters will say something, or Trump will play nice and humiliate them later.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

No one is going to be shocked when it gets ugly, including the Clintons.

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

I mean, I can see why they would do it

wedding photo reboot! hilarious

was discussing this in a bar with j0rdan, i told him she will be mouthing the oath along with him, just in case

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

do the gay marriage democrats not?

― j.

gay marriage democrats can, i believe, differentiate between a moral mandate and a popular mandate. republicans cannot.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

> that cartoon confuses politics for technocracy

One party has had technocracy as its major selling point for decades.

It lead them to a misbegotten affair with neoliberal economists. The ones who comprise 90+% of the economics profession/religion/dogma. They'd do well to rediscover the academic dissent.

Least-satisfying overall (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

yeah 'we need to sympathize w/ and better understand trump voters' is just self-flagellation. I don't think the gop won because they spent 8 years 'understanding obama voters'.

― iatee, Tuesday, January 3, 2017 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously - one month prior to the election, the narrative was the GOP was dead, giving up on the Presidential race and salvaging downticket races, and then after he won, everybody begins applying ex post facto logic insinuating they were more in touch with voters?

Obviously the Rust Belt vote swung the election so they get the attention, and there's a fair point to be made in Democrats re-engaging the middle class, but racism, sexism, the Comey factor, and Russian interference all had a bigger part to play in it and everybody wants to sweep that under the rug.

saw a tweet a few weeks ago where a voter suffering buyer's remorse as more Goldman Sachs folk entered Trump's team, saying something to the effect of "Donald, I voted for you because I thought you'd create jobs, I voted against many things I believed in for this, don't make me regret it". It's like - if you lack scruples to the point where you knowingly vote for a guy who will cause pain to people THAT YOU KNOW for the sliver of the chance that he's going to create you a job...you ain't much better than his alt-right voters.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

the russia thing seems to me like something of a redo of the hanging chad squad back in 2000. i had no patience with this line of argument back then, but surprisingly i'm much more okay with the sequel.

in 2000, as in 2016, the democrats ran a shit candidate in a shit fashion. all of the "hanging chad" bullshit was just that, bullshit, but it didn't detract from honest analyses of their candidate's failure because nobody is motivated to fucking do that anyway. a serious moral reckoning is only going to come if people start kicking the bums out, get involved and primary these assholes.

Lol at the endless liberal self-flagellation over winning the popular vote and getting fucked over by a completely absurd system. Our parents really did a number on us, didn't they?

Does anybody think the GOP would treat such a thin (nonexistent) victory as legitimate? Obama whipped them twice and they're still going to be talking about how he wasn't really the president long after he's dead.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

It's all about what lessons you want other people to learn based on your beliefs. Nobody does any disciplined analysis. Nobody talks about the fundamental problems in the design of the system. It's all feelings and traditions and arguments from authority or hypocrisy or both.

It's almost like arguing politics on a music discussion board

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

Does anybody think the GOP would treat such a thin (nonexistent) victory as legitimate? Obama whipped them twice and they're still going to be talking about how he wasn't really the president long after he's dead.

― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, January 3, 2017 6:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/trumprevolution2-20121106.jpg

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

It's like - if you lack scruples to the point where you knowingly vote for a guy who will cause pain to people THAT YOU KNOW for the sliver of the chance that he's going to create you a job...you ain't much better than his alt-right voters.

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, January 3, 2017 5:11 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not so much lacking scruples as it is lacking any sort of critical thinking skills. Trump was shown to be, time and time again, a baldfaced liar and an obvious con man, someone who MASSIVELY JACKED UP THE RENT ON HIS OWN CAMPAIGN HQ when the donor money started coming in. not only that but it was incredibly obvious to anyone paying attention that the man had to plans whatsoever in case he won; he'd just spout out junk like "giant border wall" and "35% tariff" and unveil tax plans which put us 200 trillion dollars in debt. if you believed a single promise he made, you're an idiot.

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

that New Yorker cartoon is trademark liberal snot btw. Keep blowing it.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

that New Yorker cartoon is trademark liberal snot btw. Keep blowing it.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius)

get the fuck over yourself. do you really have nothing better to do with your life than send angry tweets at the democratic party?

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

Obviously the Rust Belt vote swung the election so they get the attention, and there's a fair point to be made in Democrats re-engaging the middle class, but racism, sexism, the Comey factor, and Russian interference all had a bigger part to play in it and everybody wants to sweep that under the rug.

Iatee & Neanderthal OTM

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

http://i64.tinypic.com/2zq5vkp.jpg

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

xpost

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

yeah fuck it i'm out. thread's all yours, morbz.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

Obviously the Rust Belt vote swung the election so they get the attention, and there's a fair point to be made in Democrats re-engaging the middle class, but racism, sexism, the Comey factor, and Russian interference all Clinton being a uniquely bad candidate had a bigger part to play in it and everybody wants to sweep that under the rug.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

Herp a derp derp it's Adam time folks

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Yeah I don't know how anyone is expected to take the "we can't allow discussing any reasons for Trump winning other than Hillary and the neoliberals are bad" position as anything other than childish. The Comey letter in particular had an impact.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

what exactly does 'not sweeping it under the rug' entail? does it matter that 'clinton sucks!!'? not really. there won't be another politician w/ anything like her story anytime soon.

the idea that clinton was a weak candidate (or a 'uniquely bad candidate') came to being long after she had established her place as the nominee. for most of obama's presidency she appeared to be a very well positioned candidate - the perfect resume, a good historical narrative to sell and fairly high approval ratings:

http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/6zre0zbbrk6ojzogkmjo1q.png

in a world where america didn't decide to talk about various bullshit email scandals for a year straight, we might still be talking bout how she was a uniquely good candidate, just as people were a few years ago.

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

You could also read that graph as her numbers returning to the mean of most of her political life? She was popular when Republicans were going insane about a blowjob and again when she was Secretary of State under a popular President and then her numbers fell as she moved back to being a politician.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

I mean, I'm not sure in which universe she was ever considered a "uniquely good candidate" given that she lost the 2008 race to a half-term Senator after being anointed by the party?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

the idea that clinton was a weak candidate (or a 'uniquely bad candidate') came to being long after she had established her place as the nominee

oh to live in your fantasy wonderland

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)

I mean our weak candidate still won the popular vote by a comfortable margin, the failure was ultimately geographic. I don't think bush admin people in 2004 were sitting around doing honest analyses about why they only won the election by 3 million votes. their 3 million votes were distributed better.

― iatee, Tuesday, January 3, 2017 10:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in fact, bush claimed a mandate and proceeded to try to fuck with social security, then katrina happened and he was the worlds lamest duck.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

the idea that clinton was a weak candidate (or a 'uniquely bad candidate') came to being long after she had established her place as the nominee

oh to live in your fantasy wonderland

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, January 3, 2017 7:16 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry adam, let me fix that

the idea that clinton was a weak candidate came to being long after she had established her place as the nominee, unless you were part of the subset of americans who have been waging vendettas against the clintons for 3 decades. those guys knew the whole time and weren't fooled by things like poll numbers.

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

Nobody talks about the fundamental problems in the design of the system.

Does anybody here not recognize these things and maybe that's why it's not the topic?

The Senate is a reality, the Electoral College is a reality. There are no signs that anyone is developing a feasible idea to abolish either or both. Raging at 'geography' is, if anything, more hopeless than self-flagellation.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

the idea that clinton was a weak candidate (or a 'uniquely bad candidate') came to being long after she had established her place as the nominee. for most of obama's presidency she appeared to be a very well positioned candidate - the perfect resume, a good historical narrative to sell and fairly high approval ratings:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHiNluWgAQLiLm.jpg

no, she had historically awful approval ratings, those of a surefire general election loser in a normal election. we were all counting on the fact that trump's were worse.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

xp- It's almost like you didn't post a chart showing her favorability dipping into the mid-40s the last time she ran for President.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:37 (eight years ago)

xxxxp

I want to live in the fantasy wonderland where Adam Bruneau has anything other than dull, predictable bullshit to contribute on basically any topic (although when other people who actually care about stuff and know things try to engage with you, it's often educational, so thank you for being a troll?)

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

It was only Hillary's fault she lost the general election (no other reasons are allowed I can't accept it) and also at the same time it wasn't Bernie's fault in any way that he lost the primary.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

Does anybody here not recognize these things and maybe that's why it's not the topic?

The Senate is a reality, the Electoral College is a reality. There are no signs that anyone is developing a feasible idea to abolish either or both. Raging at 'geography' is, if anything, more hopeless than self-flagellation.

Yes, but since 2000 wasn't enough of a lesson, it feels extremely important to me that we use the next few cycles not only to address granular matters of enfranchisement like the right to vote itself, but macro enfranchisement like proper vote counting.

My answer to AK/WY/SD/ND is to create a DC/PR/GU/VI/AS/ statehood with real Congressional representation, and then (as I believe I've said) burn the EC at the stake.

It should be part of the platform. Not doing all of that the very next chance they get is just bad poker.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

there were plenty of fair reasons to criticize clinton but it's a mistake to inflate any of them into the notion that she was a "uniquely bad candidate." i didn't vote for her in the primaries but objectively clinton was probably one of the strongest candidates the party has had for decades, not up there with obama but definitely a better candidate than gore, dukakis, or mondale. she did well in the debates and looked like the foregone-conclusion winner up until election day. the idea that the dems blew the election on day one by nominating her (and that this mattered more than fbi/wikileaks/putin) is unfounded imo.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

it's crazy that Republicans can just pass laws now

flopson, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:50 (eight years ago)

xp - What do you mean by "strongest"? Is that like the 'most qualified' line (which still doesn't make any sense, particularly as a line for the party that nominated Obama after half a term in the Senate)?

I'd define strongest as popularity and political skill (i.e. skill at public speaking, connecting with people, etc.) - neither of which works in her favor.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

'in terms of' not 'as'

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

no, she had historically awful approval ratings, those of a surefire general election loser in a normal election. we were all counting on the fact that trump's were worse.

- part of (but not all of) this is just the trend towards polarization, it's hard to be popular today. basically all of that 'deep bench' of republican candidates had deeply negative favorability ratings. sanders got to escape the gutter politics because he only had to play with democrats, but nobody actually knows how successfully he'd deal with the type of negative media the clintons have been dealing with for decades.

- my point was her unpopularity was only obvious once she'd scared off all serious challengers (biden, warren mostly) - any of whom would have had to start their campaigns very early if they wanted to appear as real contenders and not just spoilers.

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

She beat the other guy by 2 points nationally. At this point, autopsies of the run and the candidate are even stupider and lazier than pointing out how fucked up the EC is, imo

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

there's a fair point to be made in Democrats re-engaging the middle class

Can you define "middle class" here in a way that doesn't reduce to "midwestern white people" kthxbye

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

the EC has always been fucked up, but republicans have just discovered that they have a deep love for it, which will remain until they lose an election because of it

the lessons I see from this election are "we need more candidates who look and sound good on tv and let's not pretend that doesn't matter" and "don't run ads in georgia until you are 1000000% sure you are winning the states that actually matter"

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

HRC's political skills: she connects well in small group settings, but she's not very good at generating excitement in the general public.

Her qualifications: she's always been willing to work hard at policy details and her long involvement in both domestic politics and foreign policy issues meant she could sort through complex situations and fit them into a detailed and coherent worldview, including personal experience at many levels of government. Her conclusions may be disagreed with, but her ability and experience is not in question.

Her weak point has always been that large swaths of the general public distrusted her starting in 1992 and she's been continuously targeted with intense disinformation campaigns since then, so another large swath of the public had slumbering, but easily aroused doubts, based on the idea that so much smoke must mean a fire somewhere. James Comey and the whole email server "issue" spoke to those doubts, even though the dimension of the problem was mostly a fog of "concern" as opposed to anything concrete.

In sum, I don't buy the idea that HRC was a uniquely bad candidate, but rather that she had some narrowly based, but severe, weaknesses that had little to do with her ability to govern or her public record, but a hell of a lot to do with how the public felt about her, mostly based on a lot of misogyny and made up crap.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

Should've kept all this on the 2016 thread imo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

aimless otm

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

Can you define "middle class" here in a way that doesn't reduce to "midwestern white people" kthxbye

This is a big problem. You have the remnants of the Blue Dogs that think the path is caving on abortion and equal rights and that's a non-starter.

Having a message that might bring non-voters out is a start.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

Non-voters dont listen to messages. They see celebrities. If Dems can gin up a popular celebrity for prez then problem solved.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

https://pauseliveaction.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/george_clooney.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

No

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

The electoral magic of Trump's candidacy was the ease with which the particular nature of his celebrity (obnoxious rich businessman) slotted inti preconceived GOP obsessions about govt needing to be run "like a bysiness" (a ridiculous fallacy that they've perpetuated for decades).

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

Sorry for typos stupid phone etc

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Obama at least had "cool black guy" going for him, in celebrity terms.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

oh my fucking god can we stop talking about HRC and discuss how to stop Trump

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

let's talk about how Trump won the primaries, first. start from the beginning.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

Trump's success was primarily based around the relatively new dynamic of celebrity being more important electorally than money, ground game, ideology, or any other factor that was previously decisive. Winning the presidency is now, more than ever before, about charisma and media manipulation, the rest is secondary.

But yes alfred otm lets move on. Please.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

Alfred otm

let's talk more about the massive phone campaign that (at least temporarily) prevented the gutting of the OCE, can that be applied/harnessed going forward? was it really just people calling their reps?

or talk about anything else at all besides more Monday morning quarterbacking

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

I hope that's what it was but Trump tweet muddies the water

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:52 (eight years ago)

Alfred totally OTM

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

I'm confused is it alfred otm, Alfred otm or Alfred totally OTM

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:02 (eight years ago)

sorry I'm not getting many opportunities to make shitty jokes at work

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

Why the Democrats lost seems integral to 2018 and 2020 ie how Trump actually gets stopped

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

Oh c'mon, Trump will NEVER win a second term . . .

nickn, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

Xpost Cos it was four years of meticulous internal number crunching and strategizing that got the GOP the White House

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:51 (eight years ago)

As has been stated ad nauseum, the reasons (excluding anything specific to this set of candidates) why the dems lost the presidency in 2016: gerrymandering, electoral college, low voter turnout, voter suppression, the media rewarding Russia's hacking efforts, a tribal populace that thinks it knows everything despite a general lack of basic critical thinking skills. Lots of fronts to attack there, take yer pick.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

How does gerrymandering apply to the general election?

nickn, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

gerrymandering is code for "Chuck Schumer-style thinking"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:09 (eight years ago)

Fuck you

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)

A sadly prophetic article from April that talks a bit about how gerrymandering affects the general: http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/gop-wants-a-minority-popular-vote-to-control-the-electoral-college-winner

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:29 (eight years ago)

why is gerrymandering always presented as something the republicans are doing, that the democrats should probably think about responding to, maybe, sometime, if they're not too busy? they're not in the same business of trying to win elections?

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:41 (eight years ago)

xp
Could affect the general, if it came to pass.

nickn, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

Come to think of it they kind of pushed the Trump Clinton equivelency hard at times. Of course after the election they act like Trump winning is " year zero" obviously a much worse thing than they would have reacted to a Clinton victory. But they don't take any responsibility for what they put out into their echo chamber during the election itself.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

Wrong thread, disregard.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)

As has been stated ad nauseum, the reasons (excluding anything specific to this set of candidates) why the dems lost the presidency in 2016: gerrymandering, electoral college, low voter turnout, voter suppression, the media rewarding Russia's hacking efforts, a tribal populace that thinks it knows everything despite a general lack of basic critical thinking skills. Lots of fronts to attack there, take yer pick.

― DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Usefully this also serves as a list of "Reasons the Dems lost the Senate, which they were definitely going to win, woah maybe even the House might be up for grabs".

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 10:13 (eight years ago)

let's talk more about the massive phone campaign that (at least temporarily) prevented the gutting of the OCE, can that be applied/harnessed going forward? was it really just people calling their reps?

WaPo presenting the prevention of OCE gutting as result of Trump himself stepping in

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 11:07 (eight years ago)

What do you want to believe?

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 11:19 (eight years ago)

I mean of course the WaPo will press a lazy narrative with as few characters as possible (they pay for the Monkey Cage as a sort of carbon offset imo). Does that mean people contacting their representatives is obsolete? Should it be put to bed as a tactic? I'm of the mind that we should do everything and assume it has an effect unless proven that it has the *opposite* effect. The way newspapermen string their rote exercises together is not by itself proof of anything.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 11:28 (eight years ago)

No - I guess this should be on the Newspaper Industry thread instead, but my point is, even this early setback for the administration is being spun in a pro-Trump way by an outlet I regarded with higher respect than its competitors for its coverage of the election. The method is definitely not obsolete, and I'd argue that the narrative that this election, like Brexit, is a triumph of "populism" (a narrative I don't personally believe) might lend contacting representatives a power it formerly or recently lacked.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 11:32 (eight years ago)

The Guardian has quotes from more people, though they're largely what you'd expect.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/03/house-republicans-drop-ethics-watchdog-trump

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 11:44 (eight years ago)

Just wondering, why was Illinois the one-state at least this time around to buck the trend? We are right next to Wisconsin, we are practically right next to Michigan, we have an asshole GOP gov, but we evicted a (somewhat) moderate republican Senator and stayed blue.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 12:42 (eight years ago)

greater chicago is just a much larger urban area than the other midwestern cities and dominates the state population

rest of the state was very red

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Illinois_2016_presidential_results_by_county.png/800px-Illinois_2016_presidential_results_by_county.png

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

xpost Pretty much entirely Chicago, right?

Re: OCE, was just coming here to lament that literally every news org is patting Trump on the back for something that he probably did not do. It's almost like they learned nothing at all.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 12:55 (eight years ago)

Sure, but Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio etc. Current December are they? Big urban centers, scattered population Red State?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

Like, just glancing, nearly half of Wisconsin's population is Milwaukee and Madison.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

The Chicago metro area is the only place in the Midwest where I'd care to live at this point. Obviously not the case for every left-leaning Midwesterner but true for a lot of people I've known and probably emblematic enough to make a demographic difference.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)

Fuck you

― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, January 3, 2017 11:18 PM

Fuck you.

done

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

No pretty much fuck you

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/schumer-says-hell-fight-to-keep-supreme-court-seat-vacant.html

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

Sure, but Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio etc. Current December are they? Big urban centers, scattered population Red State?

Greater Chicago is just way, way bigger than the other urban areas

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)

Like, just glancing, nearly half of Wisconsin's population is Milwaukee and Madison.

Really not true if you mean city of Milwaukee and city of Madison. If you mean the Milwaukee metro area, that brings it up a lot (but closer to a third than half), but you're then including the Milwaukee suburbs, the hardest-right part of the whole state.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

Whereas suburban Chicago has a lot of liberals.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:43 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/schumer-says-hell-fight-to-keep-supreme-court-seat-vacant.html

normally I hate this kind of stuff but you know what, fuck 'em, they deserve this

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

How can this be bad news?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

Subjectively good news as it suits my personal preference, objectively bad news inasmuch as it furthers the institutional breakdown of the federal government. I feel the same about the idea of intransigent congressional dems.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

Like, there must be better options than being this year's batch of stubborn assholes who bring everything to a grinding halt. But if that's the only tool we have in the box at the moment...

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

I thought we all agreed that the people now in charge were evil and wanted to do endless terrible things.

If that's the case then bringing things to a grinding halt and making nothing happen can only be good by comparison.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

I think the GOP has proven "stubborn asshole" as a viable and effective political strategy

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

Pinefox OTM
Pistols at dawn is not a euphemism for nerf guns at noon

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

It probably will be at least somewhat effective, and it is good in comparison to what would happen if the GOP is unimpeded in their pursuits, but it still sucks that this is where we're at. Like the best we can aspire to is a government where the opposing parties keep one another in stalemate and nothing ever gets done.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

I thought that was US government.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

in the long-term, american politics being completely non-functional favors conservatives.

in the short-term, these guys are lunatics so we really do need to fight everything + recent history suggests we won't actually get punished by voters for it.

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

I'd argue in the short term it favors liberals, because the conservative long *and* short term goals are to overturn several key features of liberal policy. Stalling keeps the SC seat open, which would otherwise shift things for decades, the ACA intact, Roe v. Wade in place, etc. The status quo of rights and benefits is I'd argue acceptable, the proposed alternatives not.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

The Chicago metro area is the only place in the Midwest where I'd care to live at this point. Obviously not the case for every left-leaning Midwesterner but true for a lot of people I've known and probably emblematic enough to make a demographic difference.

― DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, January 4, 2017 8:21 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are a lot of cool places in the midwest dude. this is like saying "new york is the only place on the east coast where i'd live at this point" which is fine i guess but dismissive of dozens of other cool cities

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

i mean ffs lets not forget the margin of votes that made these states go red was only like 80,000

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

MI, WI, PA at least

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

The fact that I'd only want to live in Chicago is by no means a dismissal of other Midwestern cities. Plenty of places I dig, I just wouldn't want to live there. I lived in one of the two solidly-blue, non-Chicago metro counties in Indiana for years and I love it there but it's also surrounded on all sides by deep red which I found kind of a drag to deal with. And also I'm only speaking for myself.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

Should be amusing watching old media flip the fuck out over the disrespectful, uncouth intransigence of the filthy Democrats in the Senate, and reading all the pieces about how the Senate is an undemocratic artifact that works against the will of Real Americans

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

The UK is not currently the same as the US, but if the UK had the most horrendous and frightening government (worse even than it does have) and I read that the opposition parties were going to stonewall, block, and do everything possible to stop the government doing anything -- I would be thrilled to find that someone was going to fight for good and that resistance was still possible. No ambivalence whatever.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

I mean, I _am_ thrilled any time that opposition parties in the UK _do_ do this to a Con government - I shouldn't make it sound so hypothetical - it's just that it very rarely happens.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

Is there any state that does not go blue to red the farther from a city you go? I mean, pick any blue city in America, drive an hour or so and you're basically in Texas. Drive across the county and you see some truly batshit insane things between urban population centers.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

I think the difference (nb i am not an iatee) is that an urban area can be more spread out without being "suburban" in character. So like the greater Chicago metro area is very big AND is still "Chicago," it's not the Chicago suburbs. Whereas some of the right-est parts of Michigan are just outside Detroit in wealthy suburbs like Royal Oak even though they're not very far away.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

Although let's be fair the real rightest part of Michigan is centered around the Calvinist slum that is Grand Rapids.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

Is there any state that does not go blue to red the farther from a city you go? I mean, pick any blue city in America, drive an hour or so and you're basically in Texas. Drive across the county and you see some truly batshit insane things between urban population centers.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 9:58 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bunch of new england states fwiw

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

vermont doesn't have a major city

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

"you see some truly batshit insane things between urban population centers"

Like what?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

Cracker Barrel

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

> <i>I'd argue in the short term it favors liberals, because the conservative long *and* short term goals are to overturn several key features of liberal policy. Stalling keeps the SC seat open, which would otherwise shift things for decades, the ACA intact, Roe v. Wade in place, etc. The status quo of rights and benefits is I'd argue acceptable, the proposed alternatives not.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 9:38 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink</i>

In what scenario can liberals "stall" and keep the SC seat open? Fact is, the GOP successfully stole a Supreme Court pick from Obama, an alt-right lunatic who made choosing a extreme conservative justice a key part of his campaign will make the next pick, and the Dems have a minority in the Senate and are thus powerless to do anything about it. Only if Trump picks such a wacko that several Republicans vote not to confirm can the Dems "stall", and that would likely only lead to a slightly less wacked-out replacement nominee that's more confirmable and would restore the 5-4 conservative majority.

Lee626, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

I dunno, just reacting to that Schumer post. Maybe he'll host a sit-in.

Man, I've been talking with friends the last couple of weeks about all the confederate flags, or the right-wing billboards that pop up in who knows where. Virulently anti-abortion, anti-evolution... This is from friends who recently drove out west to CA from here, or friends visiting family this past holiday in Texas, Oklahoma or Kentucky. I mean, for god's sake there's a life sized Noah's Ark in Kentucky. My friend who was just visiting family in Kentucky, they stopped in Lafayette, IN, which is about half way (they have small kids so need to make stops), and they said the confederate flag presence was loud and proud.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

Like what?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/rev%20arm.jpg

Three blocks from my house

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

Yeah, there could be and maybe possibly is an entire thread devoted to the can of worms your question opened, pinefox.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

This seems like a reminder that despite the terrible and wanton things that are happening to my country, it still lacks some of the more insanely terrible things that your country has.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

IN = historical base of the Klan fwiw

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

Having spent my high school years in rural Indiana, I'd say go watch the movie Gummo and realize that that's maybe only a slight exaggeration (and probably pretty much a documentary, depending on where you go).

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

up until this year this billboard said "JESUS is Lord, and You Know It!": https://sli.mg/kezvtD

example (crüt), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

hey everybody you do know there are dumb ignorant racist pieces of shit everywhere right, not just in the country

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

I don't believe anyone asserted otherwise?

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

xpost You might think it's a meaningless line, but I think there's a difference between someone who harbors dumb ignorant racist thoughts and someone who literally flies a Confederate flag. It definitely gets dramatically more prevalent and obvious the farther out you go. And you don't have to go far.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

Yesssss I drove through one tiny corner of Indiana last week and I saw one (1) Father's Rights billboard (MRA in disguise), one (1) "God MADE the world--deny evolution" billboard, and stopped at the Cabela's hunting and outdoor supply store where they have statements in support of the 2nd amendment posted all over the place. And this was just outside Chicago.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

my wife spent a summer after college living with friends in South Bend IN and speaks of it in the shuddering tones of an atrocity survivor

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

And South Bend is practically metropolitan for Indiana!

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

y'all are like one step away from "flyover country" jokes here, nagl

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

yes

fair enough.

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

y'all are like one step away from "flyover country" jokes here, nagl

― sleeve, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 10:44 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

Dude, I'm from 'flyover country', where all of my family and many of my friends still live. And I assure you that many within 'flyover country' have the same perspective.

Actually, one thing that I've found fairly heartening over the past several months is the number of people from my rural, red county high school who've been voicing their severe displeasure about the election results. Gives me some hope for change.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

displeasure in what sense? like, they didn't want Trump elected to begin with, or they perceive him as not keeping promises, or something else?

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

my wife spent a summer after college living with friends in South Bend IN and speaks of it in the shuddering tones of an atrocity survivor

― his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, January 4, 2017 10:39 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

genuinely curious, how bad could south bend be? it's a college town w/ a major research university (a conservative catholic one but still a world class university), 80% of the city voted for an openly gay mayor. ive been only once and don't remember much, but seemed like a regular small rustbelt city imo

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

All I remember about my one visit to South Bend is seemingly everybody having a story about how their parents/grandparents made a good living working for Studebaker before being suddenly thrust into poverty when that company shut its doors in 1963, and trying endlessly to lure new businesses into town ever since (see: Ignition Park) and mostly failing. I didn't run into any right-wing crazies.

Lee626, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

y'all are like one step away from "flyover country" jokes here, nagl

― sleeve, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 10:44 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh for pete's sake I'm FROM there. Anyway I didn't see any such billboards in IL or MI, just in Indiana, which lest we forget *is* Mike Pence country.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

I'm from 'flyover country' too, FTR, and want very badly to move back (but then MPLS-STPL still feels pretty sane to me)

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Flyover urban areas are all pretty sane - you have to get down to Fort Worth, IIRC to find a major city that votes Republican and even that was 51-49 this time.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

displeasure in what sense? like, they didn't want Trump elected to begin with, or they perceive him as not keeping promises, or something else?

― sleeve, Wednesday, January 4, 2017 9:53 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The former. It's cool to see that people I was friends with when we were young and apolitical were able to stay in the area and still develop and maintain perspectives that are at odds with the majority of their neighbors (as evidenced by many of the comments on the FB posts by said friends).

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

Sufjan Grafton iirc and I can talk South Bend if you want: it's a town with all the downsides of a big city (crime, poverty, racial strife) and of a small town (nothing to do, in the middle of nowhere). also winter lasts 10 months and it snows everyday.

so yeah regular small rustbelt city, true, but.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

I'm from the Midwest and like it fine; it is full of friends and loved ones with similar worldviews and politics to my own. My brushes with right-wing looniness have been primarily in exurban (yet still nominally coastal) milieux like Carroll County Md. and Stafford, Va.

For me the distinction is much more urban vs. exurban rather than coastal vs. interior. (Suburban and actual rural places are both more of a mixed bag IME.) Another dynamic is moved-by-choice vs. born-here.

Cities skew liberal and are getting moreso not just because people who identify as liberals tend to want to move to cities, but because city dwelling tends to foster inclusiveness/diversity/permissiveness as features rather than bugs. In my exp, those who move to exurbs are more likely to be people who don't want to be around a lot of inclusiveness/diversity/permissiveness, and who seek space and isolation in which to exercise their idea of liberty.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

South Bend is the only place in America I've truly felt out of place as a Jew.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

the crucifixes in every classroom don't help, I imagine

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

can someone explain to me the difference between exurban and suburban

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

15 minute drive into town vs 30

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

i believe that's webster's definition and one that everyone here will agree with

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

for atlanta it's 45 minute drive to town vs. 2 hours

example (crüt), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

i don't really get the difference either

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

For me it's

Occasionally notice business signs that haven't been redesigned since the 60s = suburb

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

there's not some scientific definition, it just means 'not inner ring suburbs' usually

it also has a pejorative tinge because people who use words like 'exurbs' tend to be opposed to their existence

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

If you meet someone from out of state and they ask where you live and you say "around CITY" or "CITY area", you live in a suburb of that city, otherwise you're exurban.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

hey britishes this is nagl over there amirite

http://static2.politico.com/dims4/default/0137026/2147483647/resize/1160x%3E/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2Fd9%2Fa1%2F635e5312446d95f4e39b7f9c225e%2F08-donald-trump-156-ap-1160.jpg

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

South Bend is the only place in America I've truly felt out of place as a Jew.

by the way I live in "flyover country" and like it here -- truth be told I like the Jewish community here better than the one on the Upper West Side of New York. This is really about South Bend particularly and not the Midwest generally.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

As iatee suggests, in my world, suburbs may include inner-ring "streetcar suburbs" dating from the early 20th century, which may be outside city limits but nonetheless still have things like sidewalks, walkable shops and restaurants, reliable public transportation, and cultural institutions like theater/live music/etc. They sometimes feature economic and cultural diversity that is near to what might be found inside the limits of their adjacent cities. They may also be close enough to the city to be more or less indistinguishable from it, in terms of access to the city's cultural offerings.

Exurbs, to me, tend to be more recently developed and tend to have everything that people claim to loathe about suburbs - soulless, monotonous, architecturally dispiriting, too car-dependent, too culturally homogenous - while being sufficiently far from the nearest city to make it basically unusable.

If you think the distinction is too snobbish or too particular to my experience and the locations I know about, feel free to disregard.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

exurb = What you might call a "bedroom town" I guess? Which is an incredibly weird term but one that applies to arguably most of the tri-state area.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

I've known a lot of cool people from South Bend. Notably, none of them have lived anywhere near South Bend for a long time.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Ye Mad Puffin otm imo.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

xps

"Exurbs" also originates I think from an attempt to get a more precise name for what's going on - "suburb" implies some kind of direct link between the city and this other place, most classically that people reside in one place and work in the other. At a certain point that really stopped being true of huge swaths of the new-built American landscape: people lived "out there" and commuted to other "out theres", taking advantage of interstates (especially ring roads) that were originally built to relieve and manage center-to-periphery commuter traffic. So if you live in a cul-de-sac in "suburb" X, and work in an office park in "suburb" Y, and shop at a mall in "suburb" Z, are any of them functionally "suburbs"? Of course, they may depend on bigger systems that would not be in place if the original downtown were not recognized as a city (airports, that highway money probably)... but still, you could easily live your whole life in "Atlanta" and only go into downtown or its original rings of commuter suburbs a handful of times. I grew up inside the perimeter and still only found myself downtown maybe a couple times a year, and essentially as a tourist visiting the Varsity, the World of Coke, or the Center for Puppetry Arts.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

Like it's only the unholy financial necessity and behemoth economic power that make people commute three hours each way from, like, PA or CT. Likewise it's because of their outsized NYC salaries that they can afford to live in posh towns full of other upwardly mobile finance/exec people so far away that you wouldn't associate them with NYC at all.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

Of course, they may depend on bigger systems that would not be in place if the original downtown were not recognized as a city (airports, that highway money probably).

This part rings especially true. Like 3/4ths of NJ would be farmland (and damn good farmland) with no public transit if not for NYC. Only 50 miles from Brooklyn you're in the Ramapo Mountains outside Mahwah, NJ and it's like the land that time forgot as far as the ppl are concerned--pickup trucks, Trump stickers, almost Appalachian-feeling...and yet you can be in Midtown for lunch.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

see YMP's definition I grew up in an exurb, and yet the entire time I was growing up it was referred to as suburb/suburban. this exurban distinction is something I've only seen in the last decade or so, and def seems designed to be pejorative.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

I always simplified it as "exurbs" = "gated communities"

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

shakey it's probably not worth fretting about whether you're secretly an exurban native. these lines are blurry and 'exurb' is a subset of 'suburb' anyway. the term is mostly just there to help differentiate san mateo from vacaville.

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

It's an older term than that - coined in the 1950s! - and ime was not originally pushed as pejorative - though no doubt a lot of the planner- and smart-growth types who even need access to such words aren't super into the exurbs, for more substantive reasons.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

would it be fair to say 'urban' is to 'suburban' as 'human' is to 'subhuman'?

just kidding. I live in a town that functions mainly as a bedroom community/suburb.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

Apologies for DC-centric examples, but: in Maryland terms it's useful to distinguish Bethesda from Gaithersburg. Silver Spring from Burtonsville. In Virginia, it can be useful to distinguish Arlington from Manassas, or Alexandria from Woodbridge.

Sure this is a pretty minor point of terminology, but it doesn't work to assume everything outside city limits might as well be Levittown. There's no interesting difference between a single-family house in a quiet street that happens to be in Chevy Chase DC from a nearly identical house two blocks away in Chevy Chase Maryland. Calling the first one "urban" and the second "suburban" is silly.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

I think the generally confusing thing is that 'suburban' is used to mean two different things
a. to describe an urban streetscape (single family houses, etc.)
b. to describe an area's position relative to an urban core

e.g. brooklyn is a manhattan suburb and also not particularly suburban

I think "I grew up in the suburbs" means a. for most people

iatee, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

It means b. for me

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_city

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomburb

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

y hasn't Dylan recorded a song called boomburb blues? or has he idk

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

I'd cheer about how great that is and relatively easy to do on the regular given his propensity for publicly contradicting himself except for that part where the only people who care are the people who are already worked up into a lather.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

nah...pointing out Trump's blatant hypocrisy and baldfaced lies is something that needs to be done as often as possible.

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

Considering going down to DC on Inauguration Day, only thing keeping me from committing is a) weather, and b) high threat of violence/attacks. Was there 8 years ago for Obama's first, and it was so fucking cold, whole city was shoulder to shoulder for hours and hours, getting home was a nightmare but obviously all worth it to be there for a historic moment. Everyone was elated. Can't imagine the crazy energy & spectacle that'll be Trump's inauguration.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

xpost I absolutely agree, however muted my righteous excitement may currently be.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

but you'll miss billboards #1 artist Jackie Evancho's performance xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Exurbs: Edge City is great on these.

In places like Minneapolis, I'd consider places like Minnetonka and Edina as suburbs, and places like Maple Grove and Eagan as exurbs. Places like Eden Prairie and Plymouth are half-and-half.

jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

South Bend is the only place in America I've truly felt out of place as a Jew.

sad that this is true. when my maternal grandmother's parents came to this country they moved to south bend bc of its vibrant jewish community and i know they have some v old synagogues there. (i believe i still have family there that my mother has spoken to a few times over the years but i have no contact with.) there's this new yorker article i remember: http://www.newyorker.com/news/sporting-scene/americas-only-ballpark-synagogue -- i guess after industry left all the jews did too?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

Apologies for DC-centric examples, but: in Maryland terms it's useful to distinguish Bethesda from Gaithersburg.

See, and I would have said Bethesda and Gaithersburg are DC suburbs (Gaithersburg has two subway stops!) and Frederick is exurban. Poolesville/Damascus are boundary cases.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

"Exurbs" sounds like something David Brooks created.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Mnuchin pukin'

The memo obtained by The Intercept alleges that OneWest rushed delinquent homeowners out of their homes by violating notice and waiting period statutes, illegally backdated key documents, and effectively gamed foreclosure auctions. In the memo, the leaders of the state attorney general's Consumer Law Section said they had "uncovered evidence suggestive of widespread misconduct" in a yearlong investigation.

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/03/treasury-nominee-steve-mnuchins-bank-accused-of-widespread-misconduct-in-leaked-memo/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Re Jews in South Bend : the departments I know at the uni have been *very* successful in recruiting Jews, particularly those who fall on the Orthodox side, so there must be a strong community still.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

Kamala Harris disappointed me in how she handled CA's mortgage crisis cases like Morbs' link above. She went the usual 'pay the corruption tax' settlement route instead of prosecuting.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

said settlements were gigantic

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

so were the profits.

I worked on defending the enron honchos. If the government went after those guys they should go after these guys. 'Everyone was doing it' is a shit excuse.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/05/opinion/why-rural-america-voted-for-trump.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region®ion=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region&_r=0

Knoxville, Iowa — One recent morning, I sat near two young men at a coffee shop here whom I’ve known since they were little boys. Now about 18, they pushed away from the table, and one said: “Let’s go to work. Let the liberals sleep in.” The other nodded.

They’re hard workers. As a kid, one washed dishes, took orders and swept the floor at a restaurant. Every summer, the other picked sweet corn by hand at dawn for a farm stand and for grocery stores, and then went to work all day on his parents’ farm. Now one is a welder, and the other is in his first year at a state university on an academic scholarship.

lol do these people even know when teachers get up?

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

Shit, if only I'd known I don't have to get up at 5AM every day. Thanks, Obama!

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

counterpoint: teenagers are naturally dumb

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

I voted for Perot when I was 18, so yes.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

Fwiw I don't think the article is wrong per se but it's incomplete and dumb.

In state capitols across America, lawmakers spend billions of dollars to take a few seconds off a city dweller’s commute to his office, while rural counties’ farm-to-market roads fall into disrepair.

No, they spend billions of dollars to make SIX MILLION PEOPLE'S COMMUTES BETTER not to mention the 50 million tourists from other places including Pella, Iowa who also benefit. I drove down a country road in Montague, Michigan last week that was so bad from the yearly freeze-thaw cycle that it was made of patches of asphalt about the size of your hand. It was terrible. You know how many drivers probably go down it per day? Maybe 5. And that's a high estimate. Also it was only marginally worse than half the streets in Bushwick, so....

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

while rural counties’ farm-to-market roads fall into disrepair

Get Big Government into fix them.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Sorry, not to use this thread for cheap shots, it's just that this is MY background he's talking about (and some others on here too!) and it didn't inevitably make me and lots of my peers into lickspittles and bigots. That's still a choice.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

In state capitols across America, lawmakers spend billions of dollars to take a few seconds off a city dweller’s commute to his office, while rural counties’ farm-to-market roads fall into disrepair.

yea this is trash. isn't the return on tax dollars like, significantly higher in rural vs urban areas, "red" states vs "blue" states?

marcos, Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

yup not even close

Nhex, Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

“Let’s go to work. Let the liberals sleep in.”

I'm going to be processing this one for a while.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

What they don't tell you: Pella, IA, is like the largest concentration of Dutch Calvinist immigration after Holland, MI, so it's full of the same self-righteous workhouse-condemning ethos. For real. I'm not just salty at them because I had to spend 22 years floating in that sea, they're really terrible for everyone.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoRH6Dp4Gjo

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

Russia intelligence hearings live^

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

Also, good point on TPM:

The fact that Republicans and the incoming Republican President are spending so much time insisting that Obamacare is the most horriblest, biggest failure ever is quite telling. Who do they need to convince?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

if they can convince people it is a horrible failure, then it might not be as jarring when they turn it into a horrible failure

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

Rope-a-dope.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

They should start promoting the narrative that real blue-blooded patriotic bootstrap Americans man up and die with dignity when it's their time instead of relying on pansy-ass 'Obamacare' to supply them with affordable 'healthcare'.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

They basically already are tbf

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

Is this Sullivan dude drunk?

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Well this doesn't sound good--

By scheduling six confirmation hearings for the same day, the Senate GOP is working to prevent any one Donald Trump nominee from dominating a news cycle. The gambit is very likely to succeed.
It’s no coincidence that Republican committee chairmen scheduled hearings for some of the president-elect’s most controversial and polarizing nominees next Wednesday.
Trump, after putting it off repeatedly, will also finally have his first press conference since the election at the same time. And Mitch McConnell plans a budget vote-o-rama, including votes related to the repeal of Obamacare. This will further distract the press and the public.
The GOP leadership’s approach will minimize unflattering process stories and prevent Trump’s nominees from receiving the kind of full airing and scrutiny that they would otherwise.

By scheduling six confirmation hearings for the same day, the Senate GOP is working to prevent any one Donald Trump nominee from dominating a news cycle. The gambit is very likely to succeed.
It’s no coincidence that Republican committee chairmen scheduled hearings for some of the president-elect’s most controversial and polarizing nominees next Wednesday.
Trump, after putting it off repeatedly, will also finally have his first press conference since the election at the same time. And Mitch McConnell plans a budget vote-o-rama, including votes related to the repeal of Obamacare. This will further distract the press and the public.
The GOP leadership’s approach will minimize unflattering process stories and prevent Trump’s nominees from receiving the kind of full airing and scrutiny that they would otherwise.[/I]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/daily-202/2017/01/05/daily-202-republicans-run-the-spread-offense-to-ram-through-donald-trump-s-cabinet-nominees/586d9c88e9b69b36fcfeafa6/?utm_term=.102f51e106de

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

re: the Russian intelligence hearings

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

oops-- x-post

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

Just the most nakedly craven coward fucks imaginable. You only do 'oh hey what's that thing over there?' distraction shit like that because you're trying to cover up actions that you KNOW people won't approve of.

DJ Untz Hall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

Lindsey Graham now using hearings to say Obama was throwing a pebble and he wants to throw a rock. They are all using the hearing to belittle Obama.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Graham still looks and sounds like someone's aunt.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Graham clearly partisaning here.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

And also incoherent.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

In state capitols across America, lawmakers spend billions of dollars to take a few seconds off a city dweller’s commute to his office, while rural counties’ farm-to-market roads fall into disrepair. Some of the paved roads in my region are no longer maintained and are reverting to gravel. For a couple of generations now, services that were once scattered across rural areas have increasingly been consolidated in urban areas, and rural towns die. It’s all done in the name of efficiency.

my friend, Terry Branstad (R) was gov from 79-83 and again from 11-present

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

What they don't tell you: Pella, IA, is like the largest concentration of Dutch Calvinist immigration after Holland, MI, so it's full of the same self-righteous workhouse-condemning ethos. For real. I'm not just salty at them because I had to spend 22 years floating in that sea, they're really terrible for everyone.

― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:59 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm duty bound to one-up your local geography and say that knoxville isn't pella, not hardly

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

Mr. Cotton also suggested that the conventional wisdom that Mr. Putin favored Mr. Trump over Hillary Clinton might be wrong. Mr. Trump promised a stronger military and more American oil and gas production — policies Mr. Cotton suggested would not be to Russia’s advantage.

Huh wow. Hot take.

Treeship, Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

whereas trump promised handjobs to putin

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

more American oil and gas production — policies Mr. Cotton suggested would not be to Russia’s advantage.

Because there's no oil in Russia.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

tom cotton has the same dead eyed ambition as paul ryan, except he was a vet and is currently a senator. im kind of afraid of him.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

He's definitely more evil than Paul Ryan

Treeship, Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

but also dumber (not that that matters)

will, Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

lol whoops I was going off "For me, it took a 2015 pre-caucus stop in Pella by J. C. Watts, a Baptist minister raised in the small town of Eufaula, Okla., who was a Republican congressman from 1995 to 2003, to begin to understand my neighbors — and most likely other rural Americans as well."

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 5 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

yeah, i think i heard about that visit

i'm kind of breaking your balls btw; it's not everyday your hometown gets written up in the times (badly)

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

i mean, the moral-theological stuff brought up is not great. pella (you're right about it's makeup) is a weird little one-off that's sliiightly different from the rural white conservatism that the article is trying to explain. i'd have to look it up but i think pella went hard for cruz

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

as did we all, of course

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

"tom cotton" lol can u make up a better name for a shitty southern senator

marcos, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

Yeah, it scans even worse when you see his nameplate, "Mr. Cotton." Just a generic evil southerner.

Man, these GOP dudes. I don't even know what they want.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

"tom cotton" lol can u make up a better name for a shitty southern senator

― marcos, Thursday,

yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

who is that weird looking redneck rep in the house who had a big presence during the benghazi hearings? whenever i hear "tom cotton" i think it's that guy but it's not

marcos, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

ok i found him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trey_Gowdy

marcos, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

RIP days when asshole racist southerner senators were named things like Strom and Howell and Bilbo

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6-JddDUnyY

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

this is excellent: antimonopoly is a powerful idea

http://washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/januaryfebruary-2017/democrats-must-become-the-party-of-freedom/

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

works for me, let's go with that

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

Nancy Sinatra on some pro-Obama twitter rant for some reason

https://twitter.com/NancySinatra

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

obama or the cia needs to somehow declassify what they know about trump's links to russia. either he is over-leveraged financially there -- or being blackmailed -- or he isn't. the possibility is incredibly serious and the public has a right to know.

Treeship, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

is he willfully acting suspicious wrt russia to bait a liberal overreaction? i think that's possible. if democrats bandy around conspiracies too he can truly say "both sides do it." dragging america down to his level is one of trump's specialties.

Treeship, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

as usual, the simplest/dumbest explanation is probably the correct one - Trump wishes he was like Putin and has friendly business ties there. I don't see why anything more complicated or nefarious needs to be suggested, it's all p obvious afaict

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

Putin is a big tough guy running his country and making all his friends rich - ie, just like Trump sees himself

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

xpost See also: tax returns. See also: Trump trumpeting "people knew what they were getting in me!!!" People don't care, apparently.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

when Putin's enemies get too randy he has them killed, just like Trump would like to do

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

lately someone told me they were afraid of getting into a nuclear war with North Korea, to which I was like, you know, I bet Trump and Kim Jong-Un would get along pretty well, they seem to like the same things.

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

that said, Trump's extensive praise of Putin (dating back to 2013!), to the point where playing friendly with Russia has been essentially his ONLY consistent position, is quite suspicious

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

I'm not saying it's not bad - it is! - but there isn't really a mystery there. Trump does not contain depths.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

I just thought it was because Russian banks are the only ones who'll lend him money anymore

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

Deutsche Banke is German

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

yes but trump thinks theyre dutch, complicating matters even further

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Friday, 6 January 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)

Ryan saying they officially are gonna defund PP... not surprising but the speed kind of is

global tetrahedron, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:08 (eight years ago)

not surprising but the speed kind of is

The speed is essential, because any delay allows your opponents time to organize resistance. Since most of what they plan to push through is not exactly popular, but rather consists of rewards for key interest groups like the rich and fundamentalists, it is best to dole them out as fast as you can, after which inertia is on your side.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 00:31 (eight years ago)

I like the idea of having a dialogue with Trump supporters. I think we should do more of that.

Me: So Trump supporter, what do you want to see in the coming years?
Trump guy: I want to see your body crumpled up in a pool of blood and with bones popping out of your limbs, you liberal f*g.
Me: Good to know.
Democratic/liberal establishment: We must appeal to Trump supporters more!
Me: Uhhh ... I'm not sure I like that idea so much.

The opposition leadership in the Democrats/liberal establishment is insulated from the worst of what Trump could/will do, and what his movement is empowering, so they don't give a single fuck whatsoever. They don't care about Planned Parenthood, they've got money and connections to the best of what the world has to offer.

They don't care about the ACA being revoked because of the above. They don't care about the culture of violence/hate that targets everyone except Trump supporters because they live in tiny bubble enclaves with huge gates and societies separate from the one we live in. We're on our own out here, baby.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

i don't recognize that society as the one i live in.

i think trump won because 1.) he was guaranteed a bunch of votes to start because of how divided our country is and 2.) he was able to coordinate a massive disinformation campaign that confused voters into thinking clinton was a corrupt criminal, an impression she barely even tried to argue agains. (too busy "going high.")

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)

Yeah, the society you live in is Princeton, NJ, if I remember correctly. I rest my case.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

that feels pretty ad hominem. you don't know anything about what my life has been like.

in any case, there is a lot of hatred and bigotry in this country but trump wasn't elected by 60 million wannabe serial killrs.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

i only needed a half arsed takeup in order to make a classic 'netherlending story' pun that could in itself have started your dumbass country on the road to healing but ye had to veer off didnt ye. ye wont be helped thats the problem.

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Friday, 6 January 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/tweet_zpsw9a6jfi2.png

clemenza, Friday, 6 January 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

"And who's gonna pay for the wall?"

"Mexico Congress!"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 6 January 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

why doesn't he fucking pay for it himself if he wants it so goddamned bad

akm, Friday, 6 January 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)

^^^

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

Next step is "Sorry folks, I tried, but Congress wouldn't approve the money! But I'm still your hero, right? Right? Look, over there - a New York Times reporter! Get her!"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 6 January 2017 02:27 (eight years ago)

It was horrible how he encouraged his crowds to hiss and boo at katy tur

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

she pretty

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

Treeship, you're right, this stuff is pretty funny now that I think about it. I should just lighten up and roll with the chuckles.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

?

i am not joking. i really thought it was terrible and atrocious how he would single out individual journalists for harassment.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 03:16 (eight years ago)

If you think that's the worst of Trump, I'm surprised you haven't hanged yourself yet like a Lovecraft protagonist.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

Man, what is your problem

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 03:43 (eight years ago)

It's called, "giving a shit".

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

You should probably ease up on the drunkposting

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 04:06 (eight years ago)

What he said

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:11 (eight years ago)

I've seen the horrors this world has to offer, and have met people who know the same. This world isn't done yet with that, even on American shores. I've seen the shattered lives from war, torture, violence, death, discrimination. Trump, imo, is a piece of shit for stoking these fires, for promoting torture, for welcoming and promoting neo Nazis and hatemongers who obey the commands of his clique of scumbags, and things haven't even begun yet.

"What's your problem?" My problem is that I've seen the lives broken, shattered, dead from the bullshit Trump indulges in. Fuck that. I guess it's just a fact of the world I have to accept and walk around shrugging about it, but it still fucking sucks. Not that Obama was a saint at all, but Trump is just glorying in this stuff.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tears_in_rain_monologue#/media/File%3ATears_In_Rain.png

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

Yeah, torture victims, war refugees, that's pretty funny stuff. See, that's all I need, Outis, a new attitude.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

Like, I need to learn how to laugh at these people more.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

Jesus christ, dude, grip the fucking reins already.

Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 04:34 (eight years ago)

http://stantonattree.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Stanton-logo-transparent.png

velko, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:34 (eight years ago)

I love how having compassion and empathy, and expressing outrage for a torture-loving, bellicose, war-monger authoritarian like Trump is considered losing one's grip. That about says it all, folks. We're beyond normalization here, people.

https://i.imgur.com/ZM5WS1W.jpg

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 04:43 (eight years ago)

No, 'reactionary histrionics triggered by poor reading comprehension' is the sign of losing one's grip in this particular instance.

Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:12 (eight years ago)

Like, you're so OTT at this point that I honestly can't tell anymore whether you're just fucking around.

Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:14 (eight years ago)

We're beyond normalization here, people.

Treesh saying it "was horrible how he encouraged his crowds to hiss and boo at katy tur" is the exact opposite of normalization, bro. You were the one belittling this atrocity. btw, it matters not if Trump is normal or abnormal. what matters is what he does and what we do. you seem to be following the motto: when in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. under the circumstances it is permissible to say get a grip.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

I'm a very passionate person, that's my deal. Let's just fight this out in the ILX Octagon, I'll take you all on at once.

xp

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:20 (eight years ago)

You should probably ease up on the drunkposting

― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:22 (eight years ago)

just joined the thread to FP larry

Neanderthal, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:28 (eight years ago)

(like you don't have a monopoly on feeling horrible about the impending Trumpidency, so stop acting like it? idk)

Neanderthal, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:29 (eight years ago)

Maybe. I do mean it, though, I have a permanently broken jaw for standing up for others against the bullshit I'm talking about here. My passion is real, because I know how horrible this world can be. I know most people don't get the way I feel and how I express myself, whatever. Carry on, FP, whatever, I know I'm a weirdo.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:31 (eight years ago)

You're not a weirdo, you're just being a bad poster atm.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:34 (eight years ago)

Maybe. It's just really frustrating watching this poison slowly drip and infect us all, and to have everyone just ... let it happen. I guess that's life, right?

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:37 (eight years ago)

to have everyone just ... let it happen.

OK. what precisely would you have us do (and how do you know we aren't doing it)? afaics, I could say with as much justice, larry appleton is just... letting it happen. bcz making anguished noises on the interweb is all I can see you doing atm. if this is a disservice to you and you are doing much more, think a moment that you might be doing an equal disservice to those you are addressing. Passion is no excuse for not thinking.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 05:48 (eight years ago)

The first step is deprogramming yourself of the bullshit we've been fed for the past few decades, which is all over the place on here, it shares the same bond with Trump. That's where change begins, from the inside, then expressed outside. That's what I've been attempting to do, but I just look like a fool here. I don't think my vision for things could ever exist in the world as it is, so I might as well just write a book about it that no one will read.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 05:53 (eight years ago)

I remember in middle school I did an experiment that was pretty Trump-like, and it caused a full-scale riot, cops brought in, news, principal fired. It's way too easy to get people to respond to hate, power, viciousness, bullying, in-group, out-group, strong vs. weak, than it is for love, which is a sad fact of life, I guess. Whatever. I'm an idiot for being an idealist, I'll just go on my way and spare you all my shitposting.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 06:21 (eight years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vx0oQWMHL._SX302_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

difficult listening hour, Friday, 6 January 2017 06:23 (eight years ago)

So what you are trying to do here is deprogram yourself? Go right ahead. Sounds like a great project. But that shouldn't involve throwing shade on other people who are just trying to cope with this new dismal reality themselves.

Or perhaps you meant you are trying to deprogram us? Sorry. That seems kind of outside your portfolio. And there are about 8000 registered ilxors. Seems to me deprogramming is a pretty individualized process. I don't think you'll be successful trying to run it as a batch job.

Go back to Go and do not collect $200. But do keep thinking about things.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 06:24 (eight years ago)

Maybe you should try out the excellent thread Depression and What It's really Like. It might be a better fit for you right now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 06:26 (eight years ago)

It's worked better than you think, my friend, I'm a professional from a family of professionals. Anyway, enough of me being a jagoff, it's time for me to disappear into the mists.

larry appleton, Friday, 6 January 2017 06:34 (eight years ago)

So, are you claiming to have deprogrammed us using your professional juju? Or are you just saying that blatting your feelings all over this thread has been helpful to you? In that case, you should thank us.

You're welcome.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 06:37 (eight years ago)

"How I defeated Trump by being a dick to Treeship when he didn't deserve it"

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Friday, 6 January 2017 08:19 (eight years ago)

Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got "swamped" (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT. So much for....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2017

being a movie star-and that was season 1 compared to season 14. Now compare him to my season 1. But who cares, he supported Kasich & Hillary
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2017

"who cares, he supported Hillary" gonna be our official motto for the next four years

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

'ratings machine'

It's going to be interesting to see by what means this piece of trash fails to make it through an entire four years as president. My money is on some sort of Julius Caesar scenario at the moment.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

those trump tweets depress the fuck out of me!
it's so unconvincingly ridiculous that this is our president

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

like i'm in awe of my own ability to hate this guy more every day

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

I thought that forcing myself to stop looking at his Twitter was going to be a balm for my harried brain but that's just the news now. Like every Trump comment in every article is just a repost of his tweets. I wish the media would just be like 'President-elect Trump has yet to comment via any legitimate channel of communication'.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

But thankfully he's going to straighten up and fly right and behave in a manner befitting the highest office of the land after the inauguration. I can totally feel it, in my bones.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

has trump started to refer to himself more in the third person lately or is it just that i'm paying more attention to his twitter?

MY MUTANT BRAIN WILL DETECT TREACHERY! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

my only consolation over the next four years is gonna be watching disillusioned Trump voters come to the realization that this guy was, shockingly enough, exactly who he appeared to be

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

thinking about it those Apprentice tweets are just distraction from the intel meeting he has today

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

I very much doubt many will be that reflective

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

love how this debate about "building a wall" has basically become "who should pay for it???? did trump break a promise????" huh pretty great

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

:(

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Much of the fight in the near future is going to be reiterative variations of 'NO, THE GOALPOSTS ARE RIGHT WHERE YOU FIRST PUT THEM UP AND THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE FUCKING STAYING.'

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

Yeah idk about distraction for this one, the dude is just a dick and loves to tweet. He insulted Martha Stewart when she did her version of the apprentice too.

I mean, he wasn't president then, but who actually expected this man to change in any way?

altony rightano (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Maybe Twitter isn't the right platform. He should try something more subtle like shitting in his hand and flinging it around aimlessly.

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

my only consolation over the next four years is gonna be watching disillusioned Trump voters come to the realization that this guy was, shockingly enough, exactly who he appeared to be

my Thatcherite BREXIT step-dad reckons Trump's a champion of the common man and that liberals like me have judged this book by its cover. Let me tell you this, there is nothing that will make people like him see that they've been suckered in by a garishly transparent grifter. They're too invested in the bullshit.

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Friday, 6 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

They mentioned in passing on the radio this morning that repealing the ACA could add $1 trillion to the national debt. The Freedom Caucus, totally consistent, austerity-minded dollar-watching stalwarts that they are, called it a "sacrifice." Some other GOP guy called it "symbolic." But then some third GOP guy quietly zinged back that if it was only symbolic they might have picked a much better number than $1 trillion.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

xpost These people are like domestic abuse survivors. He's shown no interest in or capacity for growth or change. Ever. Throughout his multiple decades as a public figure. He's never going to change. If anything, he's just going to shed all former impediments in his journey towards becoming a creature of unfettered id.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

He's still not president yet, but coverage of dude seems especially negative as we approach D-Day. He's reportedly feuding with Mattis, Woolsey resigned, the ACA repeal is going to be a clusterfuck, he's saying taxes will pay for his stupid wall that Mexico will pay back "later," he's feuding over TV ratings (!), no one wants to come to his DC party, all the intelligence people and everyone in Congress agreed about Russia, which he's finally being briefed on and can't avoid so how is he going to respond afterward, that they're all liars? Maybe. And even for this dickhead he's been super active online in the most embarrassing fashion. The next few days/weeks/months/years are going to be an exhausting mess.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

What is coverage like on the conservative spectrum? Are any of them antsy over him yet? What about NRO - Alfred, what's the word over there?

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

why are you making me click

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

I scrolled through two pages and found nothing Trump-related except tangentially (i.e. the Sessions "smear").

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

Roy Edroso reads NRO so you guys don't have to.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

all the intelligence people and everyone in Congress agreed about Russia

Like you and me, most members of Congress haven't seen jackshit evidence on this. O save us, deep state...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

My impression has been that NRO has kept the anti-Trumpist faith and been much less craven than I expected. (What's expected is that they're taking the line "like Obama, he is a narcissistic would-be emperor", but I think this is about the best you could hope for.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

yea, a lot of posts also read like trump hasn't happened, or is an afterthought. much is the same old NRO shit

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

tbf i also have the impulse to pretend trump hasn't happened, how can any human not

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

Let me tell you this, there is nothing that will make people like him see that they've been suckered in by a garishly transparent grifter. They're too invested in the bullshit

Yeah, this is going to lead to no shortage of continued handwriting clueless and naïve liberal commentators and pundits churning endless pages of "SURELY they'll stop believing in him this time!" It's why I think we need more ex-con men and grifters and people who analyze them just to better explain to how victims of a con will do anything, including doubling-down, than to admit they've been taken.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

I have a lot of related reading topics lined up for the new year and beyond (e.g. con artists, child psychology, narcissism, cults and deprogramming, etc.). We're all of us going to need to change our perspectives and approaches some to deal with what's around the corner.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Just look at people in a pyramid scheme/cult and how they rationalize things pointed out to them.

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

Or Scientology.

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

@Schwarzenegger: I wish you the best of luck and I hope you'll work for ALL of the American people as aggressively as you worked for your ratings.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

Or Scientology.

Or Catholics.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

or the DNC

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

Scientology and Mormonism, there is a paper trail of crimes and facts that must be refuted/ignored. They seem like better analogies.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

He's still not president yet, but coverage of dude seems especially negative as we approach D-Day. He's reportedly feuding with Mattis, Woolsey resigned, the ACA repeal is going to be a clusterfuck, he's saying taxes will pay for his stupid wall that Mexico will pay back "later," he's feuding over TV ratings (!), no one wants to come to his DC party, all the intelligence people and everyone in Congress agreed about Russia, which he's finally being briefed on and can't avoid so how is he going to respond afterward, that they're all liars? Maybe. And even for this dickhead he's been super active online in the most embarrassing fashion. The next few days/weeks/months/years are going to be an exhausting mess.

this seems p otm to me

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

"Continued handwringing" I should say

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

And now Trump talks to the Times for 8 minutes to basically ramble defensively ... *before* the briefing? So weird, this guy.

WASHINGTON — President-elect Donald J. Trump said in an interview Friday morning that the storm surrounding Russian hacking during the presidential campaign is a political witch hunt being carried out by his adversaries, who he said were embarrassed by their loss to him in the election last year.

Mr. Trump spoke to The New York Times by telephone three hours before he was set to be briefed by the nation’s top intelligence and law enforcement officials about the Russian hacking of American political institutions. In the conversation, he repeatedly criticized the intense focus on Russia.

“China, relatively recently, hacked 20 million government names,” he said, referring to the breach of computers at the Office of Personnel Management in late 2014 and early 2015. “How come nobody even talks about that? This is a political witch hunt.”

He noted that there have been prior successful hackings of the White House and Congress, suggesting it was unfair that those attacks on American institutions have not received the attention that the Russian cyberintrusions have. But none of the information from those intrusions was made public as it was in the case of the hacking of the Democratic National Committee and John Podesta, Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman.

“With all that being said, I don’t want countries to be hacking our country,” Mr. Trump said. “They’ve hacked the White House. They’ve hacked Congress. We’re like the hacking capital of the world.”

Mr. Trump, who has consistently expressed doubts about the evidence of Russian hacking during the election, did so again on Friday. Asked why he thought there was so much attention being given to the Russian cyberattacks, the president-elect said the motivation was political.

“They got beaten very badly in the election. I won more counties in the election than Ronald Reagan,” Mr. Trump said during an eight-minute telephone conversation. “They are very embarrassed about it. To some extent, it’s a witch hunt. They just focus on this.”

The president-elect also noted reports this week that the D.N.C. had refused to give the F.B.I. access to its computer servers after it was hacked.

“The D.N.C. wouldn’t let them see the servers,” Mr. Trump said. “How can you be sure about hacking when you can’t even get to the servers?” The D.N.C. has previously said that the law enforcement agency had not asked to examine the computers.

A senior law enforcement official said the F.B.I. had repeatedly emphasized to the D.N.C. the necessity of obtaining direct access to servers and data. The F.B.I. was rebuffed and had to rely upon a third party — a computer security firm brought in by the D.N.C. — for information.

He also said that the hacking of emails from the D.N.C. and top campaign officials for Mrs. Clinton had revealed that Mrs. Clinton received advance notice of debate questions and “many, many other things that were horrible.”

“How come nobody complains about that?” Mr. Trump said, referring to a tip that a CNN commentator and Clinton supporter, Donna Brazile, gave to Mr. Podesta ahead of a Democratic Party presidential debate in Flint, Mich.

Mr. Trump said he was looking forward to his meeting Friday afternoon about the hacking by James R. Clapper Jr., the director of national intelligence; James B. Comey, the F.B.I. director, and other intelligence officials. He said that Mr. Clapper “wrote me a beautiful letter a few weeks ago wishing me the best.”

But he said that “a lot of mistakes were made” by the intelligence community in the past, noting in particular the attacks on the World Trade Center and saying that “weapons of mass destruction was one of the great mistakes of all time.”

The president-elect said that he was eager to work with the intelligence community as president, and he praised the people he selected to lead the intelligence agencies, in particular Representative Mike Pompeo, Republican of Kansas, who is his pick to lead the C.I.A.

He said that Mr. Pompeo was “first in his class” at West Point.

“We have great people going into those slots,” Mr. Trump said in the interview. “I expect to have a very, very good relationship with them.”

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

my Thatcherite BREXIT step-dad reckons Trump's a champion of the common man

I still marvel at the cognitive dissonance required to believe this; Trump has an extensive, much-publicized history of grifting and scamming the common man, lives in a golden tower, and travels by private jet. He's crafted a life for himself so utterly unlike anyone else on the planet. That "blue-collar billionaire" line was so laughably transparent and yet his base ate it up cuz he made Ivanka sell lemonade to his servants. I'm boggled.

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

These people are like domestic abuse survivors. He's shown no interest in or capacity for growth or change. Ever.

I get the point you are trying to make about Trump supporters and closed worldviews but can I politely suggest a different analogy? This is a pretty awful stereotype with which to paint survivors, especially since it suggests that having been a victim of something means the onus to change is on you (aka it was somehow your fault). I don't think you think that about abuse survivors, just urging you to think through the use of comparisons like this, and what kinds of other work they do, intentional or no.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

yes thank you ^^^

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

Perhaps not the cleanest analogy, but the point I was trying to make was that Trump is the abuser with the unwillingness to change or grow in this scenario. I do feel a degree of sympathy for his supporters (however small and tempered) because his one demonstrable skill is taking advantage of others' trust in him, and they're clearly ill-equipped to reckon with the grift.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

“China, relatively recently, hacked 20 million government names,” he said, referring to the breach of computers at the Office of Personnel Management in late 2014 and early 2015. “How come nobody even talks about that? This is a political witch hunt.”

because nobody ever spent a second of their lives giving a fuck about the OPM

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

Worth pointing out that, rather than waiting and twisting terms that have already been used pejoratively against him and his actions, he is in this instance preemptively devaluing the term 'witch hunt' through misuse so that it'll be sufficiently depleted of power by the time the left will inevitably be forced to employ it.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

yeah. he's like a language terrorist.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

I wish someone would take him on a Snipe hunt.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

He also said that the hacking of emails from the D.N.C. and top campaign officials for Mrs. Clinton had revealed that Mrs. Clinton received advance notice of debate questions and “many, many other things that were horrible.”

“How come nobody complains about that?” Mr. Trump said, referring to a tip that a CNN commentator and Clinton supporter, Donna Brazile, gave to Mr. Podesta ahead of a Democratic Party presidential debate in Flint, Mich.

This is almost literally all I heard about from Steinbots in the two weeks before the election.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

Is Cheney available?

xp

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

sorry for posting a meme but this is kind of funny

http://i.imgur.com/I0DVa5K.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

Re: that cartoon, I will be very very very very very very very surprised if he doesn't extemporize at all while being sworn in. It's like a fucking tic that he can't break. It's true.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

He's still not president yet, but coverage of dude seems especially negative as we approach D-Day

yeah i mean it's better than it should be but it's extremely negative for an incoming president. from his POV (and doubtless some of his supporters) all publicity is good publicity though.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

Old Lunch, thanks for responding. I maintain that the comparison is ill-advised at the least, but I'll rest my case here.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

The next few days/weeks/months/years are going to be an exhausting mess.

yes. and tawdry, too. all the more so for those who do not consciously take a break from it every once in a while.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

xpost It's cool, Doc C. No desire to cause offense, so apologies if I did so.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

So some of the hacking info is supposed to get declassified this afternoon.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

did you just say... oppo dump?

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

those were the good ol days huh

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

waiting for the dump

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

late check-in: i'm still preparing that big dump i was hyping up a couple days before the election. i know this is a little boy cried wolfy, but you have to believe me that when it finally drops it is going to change everything, and i mean everything.

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

the dump is full-sized and is currently reorienting itself inside of me so that it can be delivered as smoothly as possible when the time comes

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Blessig u ZS, I believe you are waiting for juuuuuuust the right moment

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

it's going to be a home dump, in the bathtub

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

with plastic sheets and blankets everywhere, ready to catch every last morsel

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

http://youtu.be/F4vsrBfYx8w?t=1m55s

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

I guess he released a statement. Its nice that he tweets so much because when something like this is released you know for a fucking fact he didn't write it.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

I just want to know if this Russia thing is being overblown or not. If there aren't ties between Trump and the Kremlin I'd rather the media focus their outrage on what's happening to the ACA right now.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

Oh boy, a mass shooting in Florida. Just in time.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

The Democrats would look like idiots if they are really trying -- as some have worried -- to pull off some McCarthy smear on a guy who they could nail in a million other ways

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

Could they though? I mean, what other ways? The guy is a crook and a sex criminal everybody knows it, and millions of people simply don't care.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

their gamble is that people want a bad-guy enemy. not a super bad bet imo

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

So, someone has now built this:

http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/archive

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

President-elect Donald J. Trump’s transition staff has issued a blanket edict requiring politically appointed ambassadors to leave their overseas posts by Inauguration Day, according to several American diplomats familiar with the plan, breaking with decades of precedent by declining to provide even the briefest of grace periods.

The mandate — issued “without exceptions,” according to a terse State Department cable sent on Dec. 23, diplomats who saw it said — threatens to leave the United States without Senate-confirmed envoys for months in critical nations like Germany, Canada and Britain. In the past, administrations of both parties have often granted extensions on a case-by-case basis to allow a handful of ambassadors, particularly those with school-age children, to remain in place for weeks or months.

Mr. Trump, by contrast, has taken a hard line against leaving any of President Obama’s political appointees in place as he prepares to take office on Jan. 20 with a mission of dismantling many of his predecessor’s signature foreign and domestic policy achievements. “Political” ambassadors, many of them major donors who are nominated by virtue of close ties with the president, almost always leave at the end of his term; ambassadors who are career diplomats often remain in their posts.

A senior Trump transition official said there was no ill will in the move, describing it as a simple matter of ensuring that Mr. Obama’s overseas appointees leave the government on schedule, just as thousands of political aides at the White House and in federal agencies must do. The official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity about internal deliberations, said the ambassadors should not be surprised about being held to a hard end date.

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/05/us/politics/trump-ambassadors.html?_r=0

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

my only consolation over the next four years is gonna be watching disillusioned Trump voters come to the realization that this guy was, shockingly enough, exactly who he appeared to be

there is nothing that will make people like him see that they've been suckered in by a garishly transparent grifter

victims of a con will do anything, including doubling-down, than to admit they've been taken

I can see this but doubt at the same time I doubt it's relevant to the population you're talking about. IME the election of Trump was all they wanted, and it is probably all the victory they really need. As they see it, government wasn't doing shit for them beforehand (in fact, in their eyes it seemed to be actively out to get them). So what do they have to lose by voting with their middle fingers?

Many of these people don't actually care what happens post-January. They got what they nihilistically wanted, and it is enough. For those who voted with their middle fingers as a way to stick it to everybody who has ever voluntarily worn a tie? What difference does it make if Trump really builds the wall or really registers all the mooslems or really changes libel laws or really brings back coal mining?

They don't give a shit. All politicians are crooked, this one just happens to be particularly forthright about it, and in any case it's a refreshing change from the people who were all earnest and shit about how much they wanted to serve the people.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

otfm

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

I don't know what kind of predictions I'm willing to make based on how people voted this time around. More people voted for her, a huge percentage of people didn't vote at all, a hunk of his voters voted for indirected reasons (protest, didn't like her, fucking around), the latter point mattering a lot when we're talking about an election won by such a small practical margin to begin with. I assume there will always be the same minority of die-hards, some 35% or whatever, but imo there is a lot more reason to predict the number of people who don't like Trump will increase than there is that the opposite will occur, short America instantly becoming great again.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

xxpost I mean...swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills seems like so much more preferable an option than going through life like that, but to each their own, I guess.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

how many people are there out there who actually like trump and think he is going to do good things for them/the nation? i am getting mixed ideas about the nature of his supporters: on the one hand are garrison keillor and michael moore, who talk about cynical voters giving a "middle finger" to the system, but on the other hand i hear people saying that he is building a cult of personality and that his followers will never turn on him no matter what he does.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

i don't know any trump supporters who aren't accelerationist marxists, and they're not really "supporters." but i think a lot of his support is like that -- not really support, but opposition. they affirm him only as a negation of other things they don't like.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

in which case, like rebellious teenagers, they can be "scared straight" if the democrats get their act together.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

maybe

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

ugh fuck those people

horseshoe, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Hoooooo boy at the declassified Intel report

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

details plz, or link

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

wait it's out? do i need a what.cd invite?

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

http://bbc.in/2iN5LA2

That yall were on twitter tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

why are you people still nattering on about November

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

It's fucking over.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

repetition compulsion bro we're traumatized

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1g_erNWEAArbFQ.jpg

Full pdf: https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

ctrl F "Putin"

p damning

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

oh thx LBI

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

There is nothing new in there and more than half the report is just restating stuff already in the public domain about RT - so nothing further on the hacking. Seems like another missed opportunity.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Re: that cartoon, I will be very very very very very very very surprised if he doesn't extemporize at all while being sworn in. It's like a fucking tic that he can't break. It's true.

After they made Obama redo it for getting one word not exactly right.

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

this is an official document casting a shadow on an incoming administration to an unprecedented degree

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

Shakey otm. And this coming what, two hours after trump tweeting whatever 'hacks' made didn't influence the result at all?

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

Doesn't it say somewhere that Putin literally ordered it to happen? That's the headline making the rounds right now.

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

We assess Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered an influence campaign in 2016 aimed at the US
presidential election

page 2

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

Ah yes

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

they need to establish a connection between the kremlin and someone in trump's inner circle for this to mean anything to people who aren't already predisposed to hate trump.

you don't get impeached for stuff other people did without your knowledge.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

this report is essentially the conclusions section of a much longer document, with all the evidence redacted.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

So NOT just "restating stuff", that's big and now officially stated.

xposts

Evan, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

with all the evidence redacted

how convenient

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

yup

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

a man with a record of dishonesty arguing with a community with a record of dishonesty, and no details. sure to benefit us all.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

The "high level of confidence" assessment had been leaked to the press back in December.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/15/vladimir-putin-personally-directed-russian-hack-us-election/

Having it in an official document is a new development.

caek is correct that it's the conclusion to a longer document but the conclusions seem to be the ones that Obama set out when the sanctions were imposed a fortnight ago. What it doesn't, and possibly can't, do in an unredacted form, is provide any further solid evidence - which the previous security guidance report was also criticised for lacking.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

Xps

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

GOP tactic is clearly gonna be "this is Obama's fault, he let it happen"

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

(ie shit Graham said yesterday iirc)

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

this does box Trump in a bit, I think. What's he supposed to say, "I'm gonna punish those guys that helped me get elected"? "I'm not gonna do anything"? He has no good options.

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

there seems like some digs in here against trump - the line about russia working better with people who have business ties to russia and the big long ass section on RT, where Michael Flynn has been known to hang out

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

up to this point his tactic has been just to deny it, but that's not tenable moving forward

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

i get why it is the way it is, but the conclusions are quite strongly worded and should "dominate the news cycle" as the dead-eyed say

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

why was he denying that russia was involved in the dnc and podesta hacks if he isn't implicated in some way????

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

still want the hard numbers of votes that were flipped by "damn, John Podesta really hates Glenn Greenwald"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

Because being assisted by a foreign government would look bad even f he had nothing to do with it. Xp

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

it was millions because 1.) nobody read "the emails" so 2.) the contents of the emails was a perfect blank screen for trump to project his lies, which built on years of republican hysteria/paranoia wrt hillary

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

xp

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

like, the constant drip drip of emails was the perfect backdrop to the disinformation campaign. so even if trump and russia weren't working together, there was a nice synchronicity between his propaganda and theirs. that's what happened, dr. morbius.

and yes, hillary should have had way better communications people to counteract this but hey

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

haha you know where that goes JiC

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZK682Aq.gif

salthigh, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

and yes, hillary should have had way better communications people to counteract this

Or maybe like some kind of compelling and convincing vision of the country to promote

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

She could have just said she was going to make America greater than Trump will.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

omg you guys fucking drop it already

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/QnxoYkH.jpg
lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

Not that it makes one bit of difference, but it is rich for the guy who claimed the election was rigged and dismissed Russian interference to learn the Russians interfered, trying to rig the election, but it doesn't matter, because he won.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

yup

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

All, I might add, not that I need to, while encouraging the Russians to interfere while praising their leader.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

still want the hard numbers of votes that were flipped by "damn, John Podesta really hates Glenn Greenwald"

geez it's like you're pretending "the DNC rigged the primary against Bernie" wasn't a two-week news cycle during the convention

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

like, the constant drip drip of emails was the perfect backdrop to the disinformation campaign

so, the key to the whole thing was stupid low-info voters and not the contents of anything. got it.

@ggreenwald
This new report: 1) literally half of it is about RT; 2) contains same assertions made multiple times; 3) includes no evidence for claims.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

thick as a brick, that guy

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

"assertions made multiple times" are different from an official document. Whatever he does now is going to make him look worse. He's entering office under a cloud of suspicion/illegitimacy that is totally unpresidented for an incoming president. This is bad for Trump and good for the rest of us.

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

can you tell us what dennis the perrin has to say about this

marcos, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

it's all so stupid. people were living in cartoon world the whole election. "hillary" became a signifier of all these shadowy insinuations and 60% of america seemed ready to believe the worst about her, which is why something like "pizzagate" was able to gain steam. (how much -- who knows? it's very hard to quanitfy the impact of the internet noise machine.) none of the awful insinuations had anything to do with things she actually did. there was plenty in her record that was questionable, but the things people were angry about were amorphous scandals they couldn't explain. "benghazi" and "emails." even the opposition to obamacare is based in delusion. it's not a big government/socialized medicine bill, it's a series of industry reforms designed to broaden the revenue base of the insurance companies so they can afford to cover people with pre-existing conditions who cost the insurers money. like, hate the bill if you want but explain it first.

sorry for the rant, but it is very disturbing how disconnected "hillary" as a media construct was from the (flawed) reality of the candidate. we can't have a democracy if people don't know what they are talking about.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

so like, fine. hate hillary morbs. hate the democrats. but don't pretend their losing was a reflection on what they actually did because they weren't allowed to run on their records this time. the disinformation was so thick.

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

lol Morbs, of course it wasn't about the actual content. it was about pizzagate and spirit cooking and anything that you wanted to confirm your "Hillary is evil incarnate" bias. It was about "Bernie never had a chance". If you don't think that influenced a chunk of voters, you're kidding yourself.

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

This is bad for Trump and good for the rest of us.

I get the first part but I'm not seeing what the "good" outcome of all this will/could be.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

3) includes no evidence for claims.

people do understand why they're not telling you the exact ways they intercept and analyze cyber traffic,right?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

i'd have to believe that shit is in ht full report . i mean wtf

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

did you believe the Iraq/WMD fairytale as well?

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

I get the first part but I'm not seeing what the "good" outcome of all this will/could be.

presidents distracted by scandal/playing defense don't accomplish much

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

which means (as before) the real place to keep our eye is going to be on congress

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

let's get smarter voters then, hey?

yes carne, no one expects declassification, so let's just trust every word from Jimmy Clapper as we always have

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

did you believe the Iraq/WMD fairytale as well?

― sleeve, Friday, January 6, 2017 5:12 PM (twenty-seven seconds ago)
it's not the same thing. come on

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

"No sir... Not wittingly."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

curious to know what high level advanced cyber techniques they're not telling us that allowed them to state this with high confidence. sounds like message board-level insight to me.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1hLZjtUoAAcKTj.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

would really REALLY like to quarantine all this post-election "what went wrong" shit into some other thread, it is beyond tiresome at this point

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

we could just ban everyone doing it

¶ (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

maybe I'll just start fp'ing people

haha Dan

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

do I hear a motion?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

seconded

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

motion carries

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

this whole report is about "what went wrong" in the election

Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

RIP Treeship

¶ (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

a big win for the gawker diaspora

https://twitter.com/Schwartzesque/status/817494775163211777

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1hSvRkWIAAZtHA.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

it's realy sad, he was a tree AND a ship

¶ (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

fp'd xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

make that two

sleeve, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

this whole report is about "what went wrong" in the election

no, it is about what happens moving forward. as stated (so many times I've lost count) this was all p well known during the campaign, what's shifted now is that there is open disagreement/warfare between the intelligence community and the incoming administration, and what is significant about that is how it will impact Trump's effectiveness as President. rehashing the outcome of the election is largely irrelevant to current issues before us.

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

definitely agree that the effect of this will be to cast a pall over trump's presidency

the report's conclusions have the ring of truth, but it doesn't really stand up to any scrutiny on its own (especially given e.g. those passages i posted) and isn't going to change anyone's minds.

of course no minds need to change for trump to be the least popular and least trusted incoming president ever (http://www.gallup.com/poll/201158/skeptical-trump-handle-presidential-duties.aspx)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

the deep state is real and is mad at trump

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

it's clear that it's gonna be open warfare between Trump/GOP and the actual bureaucracy/deep state/gov't and basically there's no way that spells success for GOP agenda. it means constant infighting, backstabbing, leaking, staff turnover, punitive retaliation, lawsuits, injunctions, illegal shenanigans etc.

fun fun

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

I think it was Claire McCaskill this morning who made the point that it was less that intelligence got everything wrong re: Iraq and more that the Bush admin cherry picked what it wanted from intelligence agencies to buttress its goals. Whereas in this case the intelligence agencies - which sure, could still be wrong - are uniform in their conclusions. There is no alternative conclusion or interpretation, that we know of, at least. And McCaskill, fwiw, said that she has seen the classified report.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

which is not to mean that bad shit will not be passed - bad shit is definitely already being passed - but that implementation is going to be really, really messy

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

remember that Bush admin had their own intel operation filtering shit, this is not a comparable situation

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

08/06/01 ~ CIA: "OBL -> US!"
01/20/17 ~ RasPutin :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

@adamjohnsonNYC
How is it Trump can take something so precious and wonderful, like the President telling the CIA to go fuck itself and ruin it

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

I think it's time to update the old Upton Sinclair quote for Greenwald et al.:

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when those sweet, sweet clicks depend upon his not understanding it

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

let's talk about the hilarious trial balloon rumor of Hil running for NYC mayor

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

was hoping that my Coppola thread revive would distract you from this nonsense

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

Even if we imagine for the moment that the 'proof' of Russia's hacking and manipulation is all smoke and mirrors, the net effect is some lame duck sanctions that the incoming president is probably going to lift ASAP, not years of entrenched warfare. This thing is not like that other 'WMD' thing. Besides which, if you've paid attention to Trump and Putin's blossoming romance, you can excise the entire hacking narrative and still construct a pretty compelling case for SOME degree of Russian involvement/interference in this election and/or Trump's obvious and troubling deference to Putin.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

Actually, there's no real maybe about my latter assertion. Trump is clearly enamored of Putin.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

@adamjohnsonNYC
How is it Trump can take something so precious and wonderful, like the President telling the CIA to go fuck itself and ruin it

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, January 6, 2017 4:34 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 6 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

Trump presidency is like the beginning of Lean on Me where Morgan Freeman storms out "They can go to Hell! this place deserves exactly what it gets!"

Neanderthal, Friday, 6 January 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

The Democrats would look like idiots if they are really trying -- as some have worried -- to pull off some McCarthy smear on a guy who they could nail in a million other ways

― Treeship, Friday, January 6, 2017 8:21 PM (yesterday)

i am genuinely curious how "the democrats" could get the cia, the fbi, and the nsa to declare that russia interfered in our election

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

the same way they got everybody to believe in climate change and Evolution

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:14 (eight years ago)

the fbi, cia and nsa are not alleging trump is involved. harry reid and others have implied that. commentators on the moderate left are implying that.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

A 'shop worthy of sharing:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cogi0NvUsAE14wz.jpg

Least-satisfying overall (Sanpaku), Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

oh man that logo

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

If the report had found Trump's people were in fact involved in any way, would it have been released?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

idk. is there enough time to charge him with something before he takes office?

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

if there even is anything there

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

in his pants

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:13 (eight years ago)

"The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with."

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 January 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

Tax evasion, dogg

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 January 2017 06:38 (eight years ago)

I don't want to reference his tweets, but isn't it just like a rapist to blame the victim

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Saturday, 7 January 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

Trump twitter is sometimes worth it to read everyone trolling him.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 January 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

Indeed, despite a lack of foreign policy experience, Mr. Kushner is emerging as an important figure at a crucial moment for some of America’s most complicated diplomatic relationships. Such is his influence in the geopolitical realm that transition officials have told the Obama White House that foreign policy matters that need to be brought to Mr. Trump’s attention should be relayed through his son-in-law, according to a person close to the transition and a government official with direct knowledge of the arrangement.

So when the Chinese ambassador to the United States called the White House in early December to express what one official called China’s “deep displeasure” at Mr. Trump’s break with longstanding diplomatic tradition by speaking by phone with the president of Taiwan, the White House did not call the president-elect’s national security team. Instead, it relayed that information through Mr. Kushner, whose company was not only in the midst of discussions with Anbang but also has Chinese investors.

lol

Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

There's so much winning I just can't Take it

Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

trump's frequent claims of widespread voter fraud and a "rigged" election -- which continued after he won couldn't have been more in line with the russian agenda of "casting doubts upon the integrity of our electoral process."

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/07/us/politics/senate-confirmation-hearings-background-checks.html

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

It's telling of ... lots of things that even since winning he still seems to be in defensive campaign mode.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

it seems telling but i don't know what exactly it is supposed to tell me. part of what is so sickening about all of this is that there is so much i don't understand about his behavior after the election. before, disseminating wild conspiracies could have been a way to bolster his pitch that something has gone profoundly wrong and we need to "take our country back." but now? taking on the CIA?? it doesn't add up.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

someone said after the election that trump is just going to relish in playing the "role of president," the pomp and circumstance, whatever. that was a bleak idea -- the presidency reduced to a ceremonial role while the conservatives busily take a hacksaw to the federal government -- but it was at least comprehensible to me. this shit right now makes absolutely no sense.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

i just don't think "anger at the legitimacy of his win being questioned" is enough of a motive for him to openly side with russia and putin against the intelligence community. it just makes him look more suspicious and ridiculous.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

i keep thinking of adam curtis' discussion in hypernormalisation about russian intelligence's embrace of unpredictability to keep enemies and allies alike in the dark

She squashes the baked goods in her free time.... (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

trying to work out the motivations of a lot of the actors here is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She squashes the baked goods in her free time.... (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

i keep worrying about how this is going to change everyday life. bully culture doesn't stop at 18 and I'm already susceptible to it ......

guess I shouldn't use future tense considering the number of hate crimes spiked after the election and shit like that's already happening but like how much worse will it get?

seems like a stupid thing to worry about, sure, given all of the other major things likely to get toppled in his tenure, but it's just one on my mind atm until 1/20

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

Those who've suggested that Trump sides with Russia because he thinks they may have serious dirt on him is probably otm. They may or may not, but they probably have suggested as much to him either directly or through a proxy.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

someone said after the election that trump is just going to relish in playing the "role of president," the pomp and circumstance

Trump will not be a ceremonial president, imo. He loves power too much. That's why he lorded it over the contestants in The Apprentice so convincingly. What he doesn't like is responsibility, because a responsible person must admit error and face consequences, two things he apparently refuses to do under any circumstances. So most likely, he'll continue his erratic ways, being a demanding dictator one minute, and a lazy lout who can't bothered with the job the next minute.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

One on hand, Trump getting angry at the CIA for fairly openly leaking intel to the press is VMIC. On the other, if he has learned anything from Putin, it might be that you can maintain huge popularity by continuing to play the outsider let down by an incompetent or corrupt establishment irrespective of how long you stay in power and how many social or economic problems you are at least partially responsible for.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

he might become the first President to get punched in the face on national tv

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

He looks like if you punched him in the face your fist would sink in like a month-old pumpkin.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

I can't imagine there's potential dirt that Trump would possibly be worried about at this point. He became the most powerful person in the world saying a million things that would derail anyone else. Even the videotape was forgotten about in a couple of weeks.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 7 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

SV otm

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

every night I pray for Scanners ability and every morning I wake up shattered

Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

Someone made a good point that once he becomes president, he can't just, whenever a crisis or disaster hits - and there will be both, no matter the president - just say, oh, I'll be making a statement tomorrow, or next week, or next month. He'll have to react, and either do so convincingly or incompetently. And not just via twitter. Plus the public (on both sides) will both be expecting results, and bearing the brunt of any fuck-ups.

At this point actually comparing Trump and Putin seems a bit misbegotten. There is no accurate way to gauge Putin's popularity, or even his legitimacy. I mean, talk about rigged elections. Plus, he actually boldly and baldly has dissidents and enemies murdered. I suppose the US could get there, but if that happens, that's pretty much the end of everything we know.

Re: Russian dirt, I doubt it really exists, but if it did, how would that even come up? Surely US intel would know by now, but are they compelled to reveal that? It's like Trump's taxes. It's not like they're top secret, people have seen them, not least the IRS. If there was something truly unseemly, it would/will become known. Maybe it will. Maybe it doesn't matter. But I doubt there's anything worse than what we know already.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

At this point actually comparing Trump and Putin seems a bit misbegotten. There is no accurate way to gauge Putin's popularity, or even his legitimacy. I mean, talk about rigged elections. Plus, he actually boldly and baldly has dissidents and enemies murdered. I suppose the US could get there, but if that happens, that's pretty much the end of everything we know.

Russia has reasonably good independent polling and Putin's popularity does go down as well as up but has never dipped below the kind of approval levels most western politicians would die for. There are clear illegitimate reasons for that as well as 'valid' ones, including the marginalising of dissenting media (it does exist but has nothing like the reach of state-run outlets or outlets whose owners want to keep in the good graces of the government) but, legitimate or otherwise, Putin isn't just popular, he's popular in a country where most agents of authority are widely disliked or at least distrusted.

One of the key things that he has done to maintain that is to position himself as the only person you can really trust to look out for your interests. Problems with delivery are someone else's fault. If something bad has happened, it's because Putin doesn't know about it or functionaries are working against his guidelines. It's why his absurdly long phone-in shows are so important to his image. People ring in with their problems and within a week there are press stories about their building's boiler being fixed, the corrupt traffic cop being arrested, the hospital receiving the new brain scanner, or whatever.

Trump's ability to stage manage that to the same degree is limited due to the nature of the American press but if he has any sense at all he'll continue with the anti-establishment line for the duration of his tenure. He's not going to be able to deliver on his promises but he can make out like he's doing his best for the little guy against the odds. I don't think he's skilled enough to pull it off, but we'll see.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

Yeah, "the crooked establishment" is a moving target for demagogues, who go after it even after they attain power. This is exactly what Robespierre and his group used to do, and he was also backed up by a coordinated system of "fake news" in the form of scurrilous pamphlets. It's an old strategy. The fact that Trump is still going with it even after he attained power might indicate that he is smarter than he looks, and that he realizes that he'll never get legitimacy as a "normal" president and so much constantly protect his image as an "outsider," keeping the rest of the government on the defensive.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

It's all so sordid and gross, but it makes sense, and might explain these seemingly bonkers CIA tweets that make him look like a kremlin puppet.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

what a predictable dolt this clown is.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 9 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

eventually he's going to have to stop watching tv entirely.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

don't be ridiculous, after a couple of months he'll be done with his cabinet appointment reality show and he'll do nothing BUT watch TV

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne Conway literally just said, "I’m concerned that somebody with a platform like Meryl Streep’s is inciting people's worst instincts"

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Even if you magically wiped out every other venal and shitty facet of Trump's being, his perpetual victimhood is so fucking off-putting.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

Wait, that didn't make sense. I meant to say his victimhood alone is enough to make him thoroughly repugnant and enough to disqualify him from pretty much any role in life that requires others to deal with him directly.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

I don't know I'm sure he'd be able to hold a cashier job for maybe a whole summer if he focused.

Evan, Monday, 9 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

I'm not sure of that. I'm really not sure of that at all.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

I'm not at all convinced that he would be able to hold down any kind of normal job where he wasn't able to surround himself with sycophants and yes-men who would pick up his slack and cover his ass.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

yea his whole victim routine might've been convincing to some when he was running as an outsider vs. the Clinton machine but holy shit that is not gonna play well when he's actually president

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

I find this sort of infantile shit more scary than him falling out with the CIA tbh.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

He's nuts.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

Yes. The next president of the United States is excoriating Meryl Streep on Twitter instead of preparing to be the next president of the United States. He is demonstrably mentally ill.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

Melania should intervene and teach Meryl about bullying, per her First Lady initiative.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

hre did call Streep "overrated," so he might be better at film criticism than anything else.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

I don't disagree with him there tbf.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

is it possible to argue to celebrity soapboxers that public criticism will be counterproductive bcz WW3 might start while he is watching video and tweeting his angry responses? This clearly is going to take up at least 10% of the prez's waking hours.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

hre did call Streep "overrated," so he might be better at film criticism than anything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_cOCGWXJU

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

xpost Do you think he's going to otherwise be intensely focused on matters of state and doing all he can to prevent WW3? I think there's a solid argument to be made that criticizing him publicly is almost a moral imperative BECAUSE it will keep him occupied on Twitter and away from anything resembling governance.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

gotta say all the angry "celebrities should stay out of politics" chat is particularly amusing this time around

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Everyone should criticize him publicly at every opportunity. EVERYONE.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

public criticism is good

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

I absolutely love that this stuff gets under his skin.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

you mean, everything?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Well not everything, he doesn't seem particularly interested in politics, for example.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Can you imagine going through life like this? Having a tantrum literally every single time anyone criticizes you or disagrees with you or tells you no? I think (hope) that he's kept himself so cocooned and surrounded with people who were keen to salve his wounded ego that the daily stress of dealing with an entire country that is largely opposed to him will give him a massive coronary sooner than later.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

Interesting note: Meryl Streep only agreed to play Woody Allen's ex-wife in Manhattan if he dropped her from his list of overrated artists in the script.

many xps

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

idk i think he thrives on this shit

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

xp

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

has the Mattis insurrection come up yet?

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a52102/mattis-trump-pentagon-disagreement/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Pierce is licking his chops over this one

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

the timing of his tweets are weird, why did it take him 16 minutes to complete this thought? was he trying to build suspense, assuming that his blue-collar supporters would be up at 3:30 AM on Monday?

3.27 am Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a.....

3.36 am Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never "mocked" a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him.......

3.43 am "groveling" when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

lol someone itt pointed out that trump probably just heard about the "mad dog" nickname and that's why he picked mattis right

marcos, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

because he can take up more space on the TL i think xp

global tetrahedron, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

xpost Of course. It's almost always safe to assume the simplest and shallowest possibility, divorced from all logic and strategy, when trying to suss out his motivations.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

Would Mattis be a decent civil servant or does he just give no fucks?

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

he did reject someone because they had a moustache so

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Josh Malina is hilariously trolling people over the Streep thing on Twitter.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Also: http://theslot.jezebel.com/contrary-to-trumps-claim-the-dress-shops-in-d-c-are-d-179097764

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

"Actors should not talk about politics!"

http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/reagan-bonzo.jpg

altony rightano (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

"For the 100th time" in that middle tweet is a level of peevishness I haven't seen previously. I suggest we keep hammering that.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

do not care about president twitter wars, this shit is a distraction

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/818459694616444928

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

I'm with you on this one Morbs. I don't have a big beef with Streep's speech, but not really feeling the million and one thinkpieces about how it was a GAME CHANGER!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 9 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

My take on Trump Twitter at this point is that:

a) it's absolutely a distraction and should always be met with questions of what he's trying to divert our attention away from
b) because it's a public mouthpiece of a soon-to-be world leader and because his casual indiscretion and lack of caution have the potential to wreak serious havoc, it's not just a distraction and unfortunately can't be treated solely as such
c) it has value as a cloudy window into the diseased mind of our next president
d) every time the media uncritically reposts a Trump tweet as if it's an official presidential statement, everyone but Trump loses

Dan Rather wrote a fairly thoughtful piece about this on Facebook.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

thx, Bush & Bam

Donald Trump Has the Keys to the Most Invasive Surveillance State in History

In one campaign speech, Trump said of the ability to hack his political enemies, “I wish I had that power. Man, that would be power.” He has also expressed support for the NSA’s collection of telephone metadata, which is now outlawed. “As far as I’m concerned, that would be fine,” Trump said in a December 2015 radio interview. “When you have the world looking at us and would like to destroy us as quickly as possible, I err on the side of security.” His recent picks for attorney general (Jeff Sessions) and head of the CIA (Mike Pompeo) agree. “Congress should pass a law re-establishing collection of all metadata, and combining it with publicly available financial and lifestyle information into a comprehensive, searchable database,” Pompeo wrote in the Wall Street Journal in January 2016. “Legal and bureaucratic impediments to surveillance should be removed.”

https://foreignpolicy.com/2017/01/06/donald-trump-has-the-keys-to-the-most-invasive-surveillance-state-in-history-nsa-cia/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

Yes, Rather's little piece was terrific! I had no idea he was still around, let alone still working at that level of critical insight.

the pinefox, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Rather has been a surprisingly great and heartening presence this election season and one of the only reasons I've started regularly visiting Facebook again.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

Watching from the sidelines and: http://www.attn.com/stories/14052/bernie-sanders-and-donald-trump-influence-young-progressives

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

lol

12k!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

haha but its double :-)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

The children are our future.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

i joined

global tetrahedron, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

yah me too

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

I'll say this much, when the world ends and aliens descend to salvage what's left, they'll have no questions about what went wrong, just why.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

because *emails*!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

because the Dems could lose to a turnip (and did)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

that's not true butthead

a (waterface), Monday, 9 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

"i'm a socialist" meme is lol

sleepingbag, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

WRONG VEGETABLE (started by Hurting 2 on board I Love Music on Jun 5, 2007)

xxp

Evan, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

Fair play to Schumer for this:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/818549039021064194

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 9 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/replying-to-a-trump-tweet-is-a-strange-internet-experie-1790974738

The future of ~the united states ~

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 9 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

whoah how did I miss that Schumer said the Dems would block Trump's SC noms indefinitely!?

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

Talking about Dan Rather today had me wishing he'd come out of retirement, and wouldn't ya know, he seems to be doing just that: https://m.facebook.com/newsandguts/

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

Could we compile a master list of demonstrable pieces of human shit who aren't currently incarcerated and who have basically nothing beneficial to offer the world? It would really help me feel a little more prepared when I learn that yet another member of their club is helping to reshape our country's gorvernment.

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 00:22 (eight years ago)

My take on Trump Twitter at this point is that:

a) it's absolutely a distraction and should always be met with questions of what he's trying to divert our attention away from
b) because it's a public mouthpiece of a soon-to-be world leader and because his casual indiscretion and lack of caution have the potential to wreak serious havoc, it's not just a distraction and unfortunately can't be treated solely as such
c) it has value as a cloudy window into the diseased mind of our next president
d) every time the media uncritically reposts a Trump tweet as if it's an official presidential statement, everyone but Trump loses

Dan Rather wrote a fairly thoughtful piece about this on Facebook.

― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 January 2017 17:05 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont disagree with the post and i think rather's fine etc but i do think this is a bit delicious

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

I don't think attention should be paid to his Twitter beyond trolling him in the hopes that it sparks an aneurysm

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

He is purposefully doing the zAnY reality show schtick to distract from the fact thathe borrowed many of his talking points against hillary -- about her health, her "corruption" and the rest -- from vladimir putin's smear campaign

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:02 (eight years ago)

It looks like a unified strategy from where i'm sitting, in my normal seat in the red sectional at my parents' house

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

He is impulsive and dumb but he also knows that making himself -- as a "personality" -- the center of attention works to his advantage. Take away the clownishness and what's left? A whiny, venal cheat and liar.

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

you constantly accuse this guy of strategy, do you have any evidence

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:06 (eight years ago)

He was elected president!

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

And he is obviously working to leverage this position into success for his business

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

hes got consistency but so does hairgel

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

You don't have to be a supergenius to come up with this level of "strategy"

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

you constantly accuse this guy of strategy, do you have any evidence

"Having a strategy" can be as simple as having a set of developed habits that have rewarded you often enough in the past with the kind of results you want that you keep pressing that bar looking for the banana pellet. When you read Trump's "how to be rich and successful like me" books, you can see that he does actually have some conscious awareness of his strategies, even if they are quite simplistic and could have been devised by a fairly bright twelve year old.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

DT says Jack Ma agrees with him, all the Cabinet picks are "the best", so that's that.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

Heh

http://pitchfork.com/news/70787-moby-says-he-was-asked-to-dj-trump-inauguration/

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

Isn't his 'strategy' Reagan's? "We win, they lose"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

did you guys see that Mark Hamill has started dubbing Trump's tweets as The Joker:

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/817901534948179968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Darin, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

i lol'd

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 04:12 (eight years ago)

Good mourning!

Developments: Senate Delays Confirmation Hearing For Education Nominee Betsy DeVos

And Bob Corker joins list of GOP senators reluctant to repeal Obamacare w/out replacement. Moreover:

But there's a bigger story here. Early this afternoon I noted that Republicans, through numerous public statements, have already made a huge strategic concession: that no one should lose their coverage or be worse off once Obamacare is repealed. In other words, they now agree - or to put it more crisply, are unwilling to publicly disagree - with the proposition that the more than 20 million people who've gained health care coverage under Obamacare should continue to have affordable access to coverage.

The problem is, none of the proposals Republicans are considering come close to accomplishing that. And there's the added problem that Obamacare just isn't that unpopular. Only a quarter of voters want to see it repealed. This is the fundamental issue: Republicans say they want to replace Obamacare with something 'better'. But they've adopted the metric of coverage with real health insurance as the standard of 'better'. And none of their plans come close.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:50 (eight years ago)

https://corrupt.af/

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

the GOP Obamacare what-do-we-actually-do panic is so so so delicious. I don't think it ends up hurting them much but it'll be a hammer in the mid-terms

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

Please don’t tell us the truth: House GOP blocks budget watchdog from reviewing cost of Obamacare repeal

Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

I believe that's the same tactic as was used after the DC medical marijuana vote in '98: no city funds could be expended to count the votes. Ergo, no matter what the vote was, we weren't permitted to sully our minds with knowing the result. This was spearheaded by Bob Barr, who was simultaneously managing the Clinton impeachment.

Because freedom! And because small non-intrusive government, yo.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

https://corrupt.af/

― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 7:53 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would dig this more if it didn't use the hackneyed "af"

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

There's also http://trump-corruption.com, which is even more clickbaity and gross. (As befits its subject matter.)

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:47 (eight years ago)

corrupt.gov?

Evan, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

OH I didn't realize it was a real link.

Evan, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

Whoa whoa whoa. Just saw via that corrupt.af link that Pam Bondi is being offered a role in the Trump administration. How did I miss that bombshell? Jesus fucking Christ, where does it stop?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

Are there any laws that prevent Trump from giving Putin and Kim Jong Un roles in his administration, and how easy would it be for him to just steamroll over these laws as if they don't exist?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

schumer sending mcconnell the same letter he wrote to reid in 09 was cute but is there any indication the GOP is going to comply w/ this? with trump setting the bar by not giving a shit about any ethics or transparency standards -- and showing how (so far), dismissing these standards works (does anyone even ask about trump's tax returns anymore) -- i'm kind of expecting all these nominees to just blow off all these calls and not disclose much of anything

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

and still get successfully appointed

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

kind of amazed that no one ever just did the same shit before. so blatantly do whatever the fuck they want because fuck you I won . eat shit losers!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

xpost Of course they will. Whatever else happens, all of these people will be confirmed and become part of Trump's cabinet until he decides he wants to replace them (which will probably start within a month of his inauguration).

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

It will have no effect because (a) the Dems are in the minority (b) the filibuster's gone for Cabinet nominees. At best the Dems can raise a shitstorm robust enough to shame a nominee into withdrawing, as the GOP did with Tom Daschle in 2009. But a Trump nominee would have no shame.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

Here's a profile of the delightful Betsy DeVos.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

everyone i know in education is apoplectic about her appointment

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Why did the dems get rid of the filibuster for confirmations? Whyyyuyyhemsmemeekeknsnroweekmdffsqaq

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

Yes why indeed lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

because Obama is going to be President forever

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

filibusters are incredibly dumb, that's why

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

rong

a (waterface), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

They knew the opposition party would get back in power someday; they knew it had been captured by anti-government radicals; ...

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

everyone i know in education is apoplectic about her appointment

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 9:17 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unopposed, DeVos would happily destroy public education in America. Their apoplexy is understandable.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

She's a disaster. I taught in a radically unaccountable charter school in Harlem. It surprisingly wasn't a good model.

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Why did the dems get rid of the filibuster for confirmations? Whyyyuyyhemsmemeekeknsnroweekmdffsqaq

― Treeship, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 1

because nominated judges all had to go to bed with Mitch McConnell.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

#Primaenoctis

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

Ari Berman's been fact-checking Sessions:

https://twitter.com/AriBerman

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

this is the hardest self-own I've seen in a long time

https://i.reddituploads.com/cf0fd6dc3f024ef783c12dfeff287712?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=25ec03549825bf2750c982b0ef2be488

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Booker set to testify against Sessions during hearings

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

xp i'm sorry but that cannot be real

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

of course, whether they can actually block anybody is the real test

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

xxp I have my doubts too but I've known several people who didn't know that the ACA was Obamacare

that said you're probably right, it's incredibly rare to see someone get owned that hard

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

It's the next generation of those "Keep Your Government Hands Off My Medicare" signs that were so apocryphal common at Tea Party rallies.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

I feel like you see people get owned that hard a lot, just not that CLEANLY if you see what I mean

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!!!

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

that was a clean own, right between the eyes

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

of course, whether they can actually block anybody is the real test

I disagree, actually. Blocking Cabinet nominees is really hard and I think everybody accepts these jokers are going to get confirmed. But the Trump circle wanted more -- an acknowledgment from the Senate that he calls the shots, not them, and rules that bind others don't bind Trump. Every time Trump loses one of these dominance games it's a win.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

it does help to hammer cracks in the facade, yes. and the more garbage these hearings dredge up, the more damaged Trump will be.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

that FB interaction cannot be real

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

Trump is going to get away with all kinds of dismaying shit that's only slightly above-board but the key is to knock him the fuck down every time he tries to bend the rules or break the law in his pursuit of dismaying shit.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

I'm not following the Sessions hearing in real time -- has anyone asked him about pot policy in the states that have legalized?

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

enforcement of federal pot policy, that is

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

xxxp this is real:

https://twitter.com/svonewsletter/status/818874267899219968

by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

Clearly, the GOP should've worked harder to affix the Obama- prefix to as many undesirable programs and departments as possible.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

The Dems should have tried rebranding Trump as Obamatrump.

nickn, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

"confirmed with a warning" = 0

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

xxxp this is real:

https://twitter.com/svonewsletter/status/818874267899219968

― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 12:49 PM (twenty-four minutes ago)

pretty sure that's a sock account

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

My parents' neighbors, 2-time Obama voters, went for Trump because they felt "we need a businessman." Both have a boatload of medical issues, and my mom was trying to tell them their pre-existing conditions may result in denied coverage in the future, to no avail. I don't think they share the ACA/Obamacare confusion, but they do blithely assume that whatever the Repubs come up with will cover them with no problems.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

xxxp this is real:

https://twitter.com/svonewsletter/status/818874267899219968

― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 12:49 PM (twenty-four minutes ago)

pretty sure that's a sock account

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 10, 2017 1:13 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even if it is (which i don't think it is) there are a million just like it that arent

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

but whatever

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

Trump being born on third base aside, i think our national motto needs to be changed to A COUNTRY IS NOT A BUSINESS

xxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

I love the line that for Republicans, life begins at conception and ends with birth.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

there are still people out there who think Obamacare is a single, static health plan rather than a series of insurance marketplaces you can purchase from with government credits for those who qualify. The folks who hated the shit never bothered to learn about it.

I argued with idiots in 2010 who kept insisting "doctors won't accept Obamacare as payment" as if they would a) give a shit about whether a plan came from ACA or not as long as they got paid or b) would intentionally shoo prospective new patients away.

re: that twitter account, not sure if it is a sock, cos as idiotic as some of the shit is, much of the dude's prior tweets aren't that divorced from mailboxheads I know in real life

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

Whether or not that account is real, many people have bizarre conceptions of what "Obamacare" is

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

some people think Obama comes to your house to care for you

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

there was a Jimmy Kimmel man-on-the-street bit three years ago with this premise, depressing then as it is now

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx2scvIFGjE

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/10/us/repeal-affordable-care-act-donald-trump.html

Mr. Trump, who seemed unclear about the timing of already scheduled votes in Congress this week, demanded a repeal vote “probably some time next week,” and said “the replace will be very quickly or simultaneously, very shortly thereafter.”

That demand is very likely impossible. Republicans in Congress are nowhere close to agreement on a major health bill that would replace President Obama’s signature domestic achievement. A number of Republicans in the House and Senate have said publicly that they wanted to hold off on voting to eviscerate the health law until a replacement measure could be negotiated.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

I thought the Senate already voted to repeal it the other day

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

No, that was one of those typically pointless Senate votes that means they're open to the possibility of beginning discussions on how they might repeal it, assuming the House sends them something, and blah blah blah.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

he thinks they're gonna replace it 'simultaneously' lol xp

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0gU35Tgtlmg/maxresdefault.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

ah, stupid show votes. there's so many it's hard to keep track.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

lol JiC

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

trump is the plastic bag from american beauty

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

i feel like people are portraying this as "trump throws down the gauntlet in a move to isolate GOP senators who have been counseling caution" when surely the reality is that trump has only a vague sense of what the aca is and what congress is contemplating doing with it and what their timeline is -- he just knows "it's bad and i'm getting rid of it and i'm the kind of guy who makes sure things get done, not later, now! now leave me alone, the prime-time emmys are coming on and i have to see what they say about me"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

My parents' neighbors, 2-time Obama voters, went for Trump because they felt "we need a businessman." Both have a boatload of medical issues, and my mom was trying to tell them their pre-existing conditions may result in denied coverage in the future, to no avail. I don't think they share the ACA/Obamacare confusion, but they do blithely assume that whatever the Repubs come up with will cover them with no problems.

― Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 1:20 PM

i have blow a few minds talking to people that are so against the ACA but love the idea of covering pre-existing when I explain to them why without the mandate it's gone. duh!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

can anyone make sense of this latest Trump tweet:

"I wonder how much our leaders has promised, or given Russia in order for them to behave and not make the US look even worse?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

Surely he'll be digging through archives to find out the answer soon

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

trump is the plastic bag from american beauty

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 1:54 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But less useful and polite

Evan, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

xxpost I can at least say with a high degree of certainty that he actually wrote that one himself.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

he's sowing seeds of doubt and confusion, by suggesting that Obama administration has secretly sold out US interests to bribe Putin, but using the "I wonder" dodge he learned from one of his low-life lawyers. notice he doesn't wonder "whether" this has happened, but "how much" was promised.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

I can't find the actual tweet... link?

Evan, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

Trump and OJ will team up to search for the real traitor, it'll be the summer's biggest feelgood odd-couple buddy cop flick.

there is important candy to be crushed (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

wait, turns out that one was an old tweet that someone just dug up. still...what the hell?

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

protestors currently disrupting sessions' hearing

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

and they just got ejected (i guess this has happened a bunch of times today)

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

ted cruz ranting on about "obama justice dept"

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

i wonder why DHS has not been put in charge of committee hearings security

perhaps they will be on the 20th)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

re: Trump and ACA, I think it is totally likely that Trump believes that congress is about to vote in a plan that is way better and more effective than ACA

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

was it known that Trump is anti-vax before now? first i'm hearing of it

flopson, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

I heard he didn't release his vaxes

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

the insurance companies will sort it out xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

Oh, yeah, it was known. I mean...he's an idiot who totally buys in to conspiracy theories. Why wouldn't he be anti-vax?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

was it known that Trump is anti-vax before now? first i'm hearing of it

― flopson, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 2:31 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

been known for a while, he has made a bunch of dumb tweets in the past

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

so why doesn't Bill Maher like him?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

btw why are the various live streams from different media venues not concurrent? i see different things happening when i tune into different streams

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

enormous amount of material in the tubes iirc

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

was it known that Trump is anti-vax before now? first i'm hearing of it

― flopson, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 1:31 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a moment of vax-skepticism in one of the debates among rand paul, trump and carson that was, quietly, the most batshit terrifying moment of the campaign (imo)

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

The tubes need to be cleaned out periodically, it's been neglected by Obama. Sad! I'm sure the incoming administration will get right on that.

there is important candy to be crushed (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Trump's demand to repeal and replace ACA within the next week or so is just starting to really sink in. I don't know that I've been personally acquainted with many people who are this profoundly unintelligent.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

The more he wants to rush into it, the sooner the GOP commits political suicide, which the senators are fucking terrified of as witnessed last night.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

The GOP's current situation is starting to remind me of the "It's a Good Life" Twilight Zone episode

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

you're late

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

good thing Jesus is coming back soon

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

FB friend: "I've had it with the snarky know it all types. Things are what they are, deal with it. Wait for shit to hit the fan before getting a mop out."

Me: Less mess if you can avoid shoving feces into whirling blades altogether, though.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

xpost HE'LL have ideas for a new health care system!

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

yeah I figured someone had to have come up with that before

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

give the gop a break they've been busy as hell passing all that legislation over the past 6 years there was no time to come up with an o-care replacement

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

Matt Apuzzo on the Sessions hearing:

“I will try to be nice to you,” is another good one that encapsulates the hearing. Democrats had little to no chance of stopping this confirmation, and they aren’t trying. The liberal base isn’t going to love this.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

the 'let him have a chance' people are so lame.

Yes, Presidential performance can be difficult to prognosticate, but as with assessing any profession, there are certain unmistakable red flags that tell you a candidate isn't suited to a profession and is going to fuck up.

Just like you wouldn't hire a guy convicted of 3 previous DUIs and vehicular homicide to drive kids on a schoolbus, or a sex offender to watch your kids, you shouldn't hire a circus clown to be President and if you do, start screaming, and loudly.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

(pre-emptive shut up for Morbs before he somehow ties back any of that to Obama)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

Okay, sure, you can panic and throw a big stink because I pulled the pin out of this grenade, but you don't know for sure that it's going to explode. Let's just give it a chance and see what happens.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

tbf won't have to worry about health care much longer in that case

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

Trump asks vaccine skeptic to lead commission on vaccination safety

Donald? Seriously? Die. Tonight. Please.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

A smallpox epidemic should be a fun kick to the groin for all of those people who've been stripped of their health insurance.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

"vaccine skeptic," "climate skeptic"...how long before we get "gravity skeptics"

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Kennedy should always have air quotes placed around the word "science" when he's quoted as using it

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

honestly gravity being fake would be cool about now

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Gonna nominate the head of the Flat Earth Society to head up NASA

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

re ACA idk how real this is/laugh at your own risk:

http://https%3A//i.reddituploads.com/cf0fd6dc3f024ef783c12dfeff287712%3Ffit%3Dmax%26h%3D1536%26w%3D1536%26s%3D25ec03549825bf2750c982b0ef2be488

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

https://i.reddituploads.com/cf0fd6dc3f024ef783c12dfeff287712?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=25ec03549825bf2750c982b0ef2be488

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

never forget

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/449525268529815552

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

already posted xp

marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

"btw why are the various live streams from different media venues not concurrent? i see different things happening when i tune into different streams"

because they are all fake, the lamestream media is busy distorting, editing, and restaging all 'live' accounts and doling them out to different channels to sew confusion and hysteria

akm, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

so

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

The man responsible for planning President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration says the event will be notable for its “soft sensuality.”

In response to a question about whether he had enough performers for the swearing-in, Tom Barrack, the chairman of the inauguration committee, told reporters to expect something “beautiful.”

“We’re fortunate in that we have the greatest celebrity in the world, which is the president-elect, side by side is the current president...So what we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place,” Barrack said in the lobby of Trump Tower.

nomar, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

the Skinemax president

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5-4GdzXWw

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

"Classified documents presented last week to President Obama and President-elect Trump included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump, multiple US officials with direct knowledge of the briefings tell CNN.

The allegations were presented in a two-page synopsis that was appended to a report on Russian interference in the 2016 election. The allegations came, in part, from memos compiled by a former British intelligence operative, whose past work US intelligence officials consider credible. The FBI is investigating the credibility and accuracy of these allegations, which are based primarily on information from Russian sources, but has not confirmed many essential details in the memos about Mr. Trump.

The classified briefings last week were presented by four of the senior-most US intelligence chiefs -- Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, FBI Director James Comey, CIA Director John Brennan, and NSA Director Admiral Mike Rogers."

This country right now feels a little like the scene where Matthew McCongnehey dies in "Reign of Fire."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

um SPOILERS, I guess

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

"Compromising financial information" is something they ought to investigate, isn't it?

Now is your chance to be hated by absolutely everyone Mr Comey

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

man I so wanna reset Donald Trump's gmail password

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

I watched some of the Jeff Sessions hearings today. he's doing well enough :( i don't think his opponents put enough planning into their questions.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

This country right now feels a little like the scene where Matthew McCongnehey dies in "Reign of Fire."

Unbelievably cut, coated in sweat and mud? Sorry, all I remember.

Some of the allegations were first reported publicly in Mother Jones one week before the election.

In detail?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

Morbs, I'm trying to find the scene on YouTube now. It's very "climax of 'Dr. Strangelove.'"

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Okay, go to 1:53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gANYOBjXcoI

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

gandalf isnt going to fuckin show up is he. bugger.

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

Best fantasy death scene xpost

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

The two-page synopsis also included allegations that there was a continuing exchange of information during the campaign between Trump surrogates and intermediaries for the Russian government, according to two national security officials.

Sources tell CNN that these same allegations about communications between the Trump campaign and the Russians, mentioned in classified briefings for congressional leaders last year, prompted then-Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid to send a letter to FBI Director Comey in October, in which he wrote, "It has become clear that you possess explosive information about close ties and coordination between Donald Trump, his top advisors, and the Russian government -- a foreign interest openly hostile to the United States."

gee hope our new Attorney General really gets to the bottom of this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

CNN team on it: https://t.co/M3KS9A1WWc

It will probably be my filter bubble but this shit is blowing up big time

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

just amazing. and no legal avenue to bring charges. insane.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C12KVUjW8AQSVS-.jpg

I just...

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

wait what where is that from

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

That shit is fake as hell.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

related article from... Buzzfeed

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

this is from a dossier compiled by a guy who claims to be a former british intelligence official that has been circulating around capitol hill for months. buzzfeed just published it in its entirety

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

Yup

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

Seems pretty obvious to me that Trump's kink wouldn't be watersports, he's clearly an Adult Baby kind of guy.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Yeah, just came here to post that as well. I just have to say, that is absolutely incredibly amazing, and I'll take another temp ban to say that. That is abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

GOLDEN SHOWERS AT THE RITZ

akm, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Haha Frederik, think we're all in agreement about how amazing this is, nae worry :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

buzzfeed is a legitimate news organization now but this document has been widely circulated since before the election and not really acted upon until now. it's being met with plenty of skepticism.

it is pretty fun to imagine it being true tho

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Wait, if they only peed on the bed with him watching, that hardly qualifies as a golden shower, no?

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

That's one way to mark territory, I suppose.

jane burkini (suzy), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

CNN reporting on it as well. They say what's changed is that the intelligence community has checked out the sources and found them credible enough to deliver a synopsis of the memo to Trump and Obama. And I really want to find out the timeline of when Trump got this info, and what he tweeted about afterwards. Is that why he didn't have time to watch the golden globes?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

pretty sure he just wet the bed and made up the prostitute part, it’s what i’d do

orifex, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

xxpost i like the image of Trump watching through a poncho

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

Just in time for his press conference that he will no doubt now postpone.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

Dude is a massive germophobe, he'd need a haz-mat suit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

I don't think CNN is reporting this - they're reporting on the intel that Trump was briefed with.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

@k3vin, all respectable journos in my timeline are saying the same thing. But if it has circulated for months, why did none of them put it out there saying there's a batshit false story making the rounds and debunk it? I'm a journalist, and seeing so many journalists NOW going 'oh yeah we knew about this' is so fucking nagl.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

urine big trouble now

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

Hey don't bring up pissing in the shower again deems I double dare u

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

x-posts: Yeah, but they're also reporting that they have the memo. If what buzzfeed has posted is not that, we should find out extremely soon.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

Wearing a plastic sheet like he was front row at a Gallagher II show

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

@k3vin, all respectable journos in my timeline are saying the same thing. But if it has circulated for months, why did none of them put it out there saying there's a batshit false story making the rounds and debunk it? I'm a journalist, and seeing so many journalists NOW going 'oh yeah we knew about this' is so fucking nagl.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 6:50 PM (thirty-six seconds ago)

i would guess because real journalists tend to report stories they can verify?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

But if it has circulated for months, why did none of them put it out there saying there's a batshit false story making the rounds and debunk it?

Because it would be dumb for them to report on my erotic Trump novella that I sent them?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

remember how david cameron fucked a pig and that led immediately to his downfall.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

NEXT SEASON ON BLACK MIRROR

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

Dunno Milo it's... Vivid, if unfortunately so.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

So people like Rick Wilson (ah, those were the days) are implying very told-you-so that this is the fabled oppo drop. If so, then why didn't he release it? If Buzzfeed has it, and it's been circulating for months, and people like McCain reportedly knew, then why didn't someone release or leak it? Didn't seem that difficult. So What's up with that? It's all very strange.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

What are we arguing about

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

i think there must have been some "extreme vetting" going on

nomar, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

sometimes it's hard to push the dump out

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

I hope Fredrik has never typed the words "fake news" before.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

Trump is totally the kind of guy who will die on the toilet.

Anyway. Let me know when a source of repute reports it, not just Buzzfeed and CNN but a source that doesn't base its reporting on being the first to cry "first!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

Really, the story isn't that Trump did this, the story is that the Russians are claiming that he did. They could very well be lying. Before this, it was some British weirdo who claimed that the Russians said this, but now the FBI amongst others have checked on the Brit, and deemed him kinda credible. That still doesn't make it true. It's just an incredibly funny story.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

breaking, new photographs from trump's moscow trip

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/aa/2d/52/aa2d52fa7caa01022ee4f35624e2ff4a.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

the big story here appears - to me - to be (finally) evidence of direct coordination between the Trump campaign and Russia to undermine Hillary Clinton. At the very least this seems blatantly illegal/treasonous/pick your terms. What can be done about this I have no idea.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

Unless there's actual video kicking around, I can't imagine anything but lols coming from this

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

"Defiling" a room where the Obamas stayed?

I feel sick.

Treeship, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

i could see putin's game being "get trump elected/leak watersports video with prostitutes" but that would be surreal. however donald trump is about to be the actual president so not sure where this surrealism will end with that.

nomar, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

you should all read smiley's people

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

get a President elected, then immediately de-legitimize him = AMERICA IN CHAOS and he gets to sit back and enjoy it

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

dunno why you guys are all fixated on the watersports thing wgaf about that

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

I think people are missing the mark on Putin's goals - empowering Trump and the Republicans wouldn't be about gaining concessions, it's about undermining liberal democracy AND fomenting more of a Cold War atmosphere. Adversarial relations is nothing but a win for Putin.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

If it happened theres video. It was in a hotel in Moscow.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

But i am more interested in proof of coordination bw trump campaign and moscow

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

dunno why you guys are all fixated on the watersports thing wgaf about that

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 7:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu or i'll release the secret *Shakey tapes*

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

sounds p boring

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)

"What can be done about this I have no idea."

try people for treason idk seems pretty straightforward

"dunno why you guys are all fixated on the watersports thing wgaf about that"

capone tax evasion etc.

sorry I've been drinking this all seems v fun to me even tho our boi gonna get sworn in anyway and tomorrow we will all wake up with the same dread we had before idk

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

the coordination with trump campaign people has to be through flynn

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

xxp Missionary in a loving relationship is pretty kinky for the Bay Area

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

who is gonna prosecute?

xp

lol milo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

as my friend just said: "His chairs are gold, his bathroom fixtures are gold, his chandeliers are gold...why wouldn't his showers be gold?"

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:09 (eight years ago)

btw, if this Moscow hotel was known to be wired/recorded, why in the hell would the Obamas stay there?

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

"dunno why you guys are all fixated on the watersports thing wgaf about that"

because it's a pee party involving the president elect?

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

xp as much as the House and senate want to ramrod their shit up the rest of the country they want someone to sell the dopes in kansas on it and trump can't do that. i feel like getting pence in can accomplish the same shit bc we will all be WELL THANK GOD THAT'S OVER

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

russia really should just release the video at this point

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)

As sitting president and noted not dumb guy, I'd imagine Obama did assume his hotel was bugged... in every hotel he visited since about '07

rb (soda), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

we're missing a golden opportunity for Trump to deny the liquid in the video is urine and to bring in his own science team to assess what they think the droplets REALLY are

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

xpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

At this point I'd accept Pence just to ruin Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

massive respect to the urinators

salthigh, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)

Pence is better because Pence is a known quantity.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

also he doesn't tweet

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

7: this rule is so underrated
keep yr whores and peepee completely separated

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

Pence is still v v horrible tho

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

rick wilson confirming this was OPPO DUMP

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

WE GOT OPPO DUMP

kind of anticlimactic

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

like if Trump went bye-bye, I'd have that brief moment of relief that Trump was gone, but then moments later you're like Oh, right.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

shakey tapes filmed on secrey shakeycam obv

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

Rick Wilson's aware that bombs do most damage when people are still in the room right

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

Is it real though or is it just sensationalist nonsense that makes us look no better than the right wing rumor mongers?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

At this point I'd accept Pence just to ruin Trump.

Yeah, we're fucked anyhow, so seeing Trump's status ripped from his grasp would give me great joy.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

i love 2 pee but

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C12Q-u8VQAMmMvk.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

how can this be anti climactic your next president paid women to piss on your current presidents bed jesus there really is no pleasing the us left

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

Is it real though or is it just sensationalist nonsense that makes us look no better than the right wing rumor mongers?

If you start passing it off as BREAKING NEWS, yes. If you just delight in the inevitable Twitter response from Trump and the fact that thousands of people are linking him to peeing prostitutes, no.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

Treeship, there's no proof that it's true, but it's not 'fake news' either, as intelligence communities deemed it noteworthy enough to inform Trump and Obama about it.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

After skimming the buzzfeed document, it doesn't seem credible, though. Probably Russian bragging, perhaps?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:26 (eight years ago)

So we know that that is the incriminating info cnn was talking about?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:26 (eight years ago)

you guys are really keeping your eye on the ball eh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:27 (eight years ago)

Also can it be established that they actually succeeded in blackmailing him, whatever their "oppo" was?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

Like did they tell him they had something on him and did he not disclose this to intelligence agencies?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

this is the first time the intelligence community has officially stated that Trump campaign coordinated with Russia. THIS IS THE IMPORTANT THING. the other shit is a distraction, basically being trolled by the FSB like a bunch of morons.

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

I'd say at this point we would have known if it wasn't what CNN was talking about.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

The intelligence community hasn't stated that, outic. They stated that a kinda credible source has claimed that the Russians say so.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

wilson claims this was sent to journalists months ago (and the story indicates that as well), why they didn't move on it when they could is beyond me

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:30 (eight years ago)

they were probably trying to do their jobs and get info on this british spy dude. theyre not the fbi/nsa/cia.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:31 (eight years ago)

you guys are really keeping your eye on the ball eh

like it or not pretty much the entire rest of the world that knows about this story is talking about the pissing

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)

If he was being blackmailed and that influenced his decisions and he continued running anyway, that has to be at least impeachable if not criminal

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

territorial pissings

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

I'm not a lawyer but my god (self xp)

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

He doesn't process information like normal people, though. He believes himself to be invincible, and he's not wrong.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:37 (eight years ago)

c'mon Shakey's better than that

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

The country is united.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhgC2o6IEeo

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

this was pretty amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6UcgiDwg0

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

I don't think the allegations can be said to be proven by the report. The very first claim is that Trump has been 'cultivated' by the Russians for five years, which sounds absolutely unbelievable. Nobody can get Trump to do one thing for five years... But it's not fake news, and everyone will be talking about the piss story because 1) it seems kinda credible that the Russians would spread this type of rumours. 2) This means the sanctions are probably going to stay in place... 3) Come on, we all know that Trump has been pissed in the face by Russian prostitutes, right? 4) At some point or other, he will be asked about it, and he will not sound credible when he denies it, and it will be incredibly funny and 5) We all know that if this had come out about any of his opponents, Trump himself would gobble it up as if it was a steaming stream of Russian urine.

I really am going to get the fastest re-ban ever...

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

lol "Suggestion from subject close to TRUMP and MANAFORT that Republican campaign team happy to have Russia as media boogeyman to mask more extensive corrupt ties to China"

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6099703/il_570xN.290126077.jpg

remy bean, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)

I really am going to get the fastest re-ban ever...

― Frederik B, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 12:46 AM

YUGE insult to our beloved LJ, this.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

Btw, this is pretty clearly also why Trump shouldn't have fucked with the CIA...

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

"3) Come on, we all know that Trump has been pissed in the face by Russian prostitutes, right?"

who hasn't, when we get down to it

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/zoowithroy/status/818973384415604738

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

I'll say this. If Trump knew this was out there, maybe that explains why he has been so overemphatically incredulous all these months.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

the people whose opinion i trust in the uk are all saying pay attention to this guy re: uk/MI6 connection https://twitter.com/20committee

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

I already see people normalizing this and claiming it's bad form to slut shame trump for his kink

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:00 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/314771578850275329

example (crüt), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

Isn't that the nutty guy who got fired from the govt for pulling an Anthony Weiner?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

Imagine Putin scrolling through his Twitter feed tonight... Must be absolutely laughing his socks off. America in this surreal disarray and dire shape is no competition whatsoever. Boringly so. Russia will pity the US. RIP the world.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

xp re: 20committee

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

Still think our very own ZS aka Karl Malone sat on this oppo dumb way too long tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

I already see people normalizing this

me too. i just summarized the whole golden shower incident to a few people in the room, and it didn't even seem to phase them that much. it was just like "woooooow, gross" and then the conversation moved to other topics. there's a strong likelihood that i'm just bad at describing things but i can't help but feel the normalization of the trump insanity. nothing is that surprising anymore.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

I already see people normalizing this and claiming it's bad form to slut shame trump for his kink

Was just about to post that I hope this doesn't happen

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

Isn't that the nutty guy who got fired from the govt for pulling an Anthony Weiner?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 8:02 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he certainly seems nuts from twitter. my uk journalism friends are all into him. that said, uk journalism doesn't have an amazing record of being ... right.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

xpost

this dump taught me something. sometimes you know you're sitting on one so big, so consequential, that you're tempted to build it up and solidify it until it's big enough to sit on when it's finally out in the open, big enough to dangle your feet off the edge. but no dump is that big. it's gonna see the light and spread out flat. you can sit on it, but you'll be down there on the ground looking up at everyone at the same time, you know what i mean? not to mention how much it changes you to carry that around for months, not able to share it. it's better just to let it out into the world when it's ready - and to get started on the next one.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

yeah, otm. seriously who cares if the vulgar man likes to watch people pee i mean headline is lèse majesté, misprision and treason. @20committee indeed

remy bean, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UxxV3Hc.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/JFK-1991-Kevin-Costner-Donald-Sutherland-pic-2.jpg

"We were good. Very, very good."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

The word surrounding this is that Trump's lawyer alleged to have met with RIS?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

it's ok to make fun of the most powerful person in the world for their kinks

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

tbh peeing on people is weird no matter how powerful the peeer or peeee

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

yup. "The memos authored by the operative claim that the Trump campaign and the Kremlin had established an "exchange of information" of "mutual benefit," and that Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, met secretly with Kremlin officials in Prague in August 2016.

One month earlier, Trump's adviser on foreign affairs, Carter Page, held secret meetings in Moscow with the president of Russia's state-owned oil company and a senior Kremlin internal affairs official, according to the dossier."

All of the eroto-alluvial innuendo is OOH TRULY SHOCKING to exactly nobody and internet posters who gleefully exclaim this is a grand oppo dump (a) are missing the stormfront of great piss puns and (b) aren't getting that the easily offended electorate aren't concerned with the icky mogul's ickiness.

remy bean, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

I'm pro people having kinks that don't hurt anyone else. I am against being careless enough to put yourself in a compromising position and then becoming president.

Oh and collaborating with your blackmailers in that case. Xp kev

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

cigars and vaginas in the Oval Office?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

The whole thing about it needing to be in a bed Obama stayed in makes it a lot worse than sleeping with an intern in the Oval Office.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

Like, it's so gross. It's not just a kink. This is like Freud's nightmare.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

Yeah, that's kinda what makes the kink-defense unworkable.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

ah it doesn't treezy cmon yr taking this too personally

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

moscow hotel maids are seeking the source of the leak but trump alreadys says he has been consistent about his belief in trickle down economics etc etc

― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 00:28 (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

That stuff is potentially funny but like to be serious for a second we are literally living in hell right now.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

If he gets away with it, it's confirmed

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

Surprised he chose the Ritz over the Incontinental.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

in order to get over this are you goin to need to build a #goldengate bridge?

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

i'm assuming if the Kremlin possesses a golden shower trump tape they probably have many, many other compromising recordings as well. you don't just throw a wild golden shower party and then go back to being super discreet and prudent the next morning

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

From the Guardian:

The Guardian has learned that the FBI applied for a warrant from the foreign intelligence surveillance (Fisa) court over the summer in order to monitor four members of the Trump team suspected of irregular contacts with Russian officials. The Fisa court turned down the application asking FBI counter-intelligence investigators to narrow its focus. According to one report, the FBI was finally granted a warrant in October, but that has not been confirmed, and it is not clear whether any warrant led to a full investigation.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/10/fbi-chief-given-dossier-by-john-mccain-alleging-secret-trump-russia-contacts

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

TREESHIP anagrams to PEE SHIRT just so ya know

remy bean, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

Trying to figure out what i missed on the commute home and afaik

@ggreenwald
An anonymous person, claiming to be an ex-British intel agent & working as a Dem oppo researcher, said anonymous people told him things.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

Guys first one to market with a sticker of Calvin peeing on Trump is going to be rich as Croesus.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

He'll get away with it, because video was clearly captured under micturating circumstances.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51YMDL5FDyL._SY355_.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

Morbs, that was the story until the FBI and the CIA deemed the info credible enough to share it with Trump and Obama. Greenwald is an idiot.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

Yeah, totally. The fact they reportedly felt it important to share it with both of them increases credibility to some degree. And FBI at least is allegedly investigating?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

I stole this from a friend but:

PEEOTUS

sleeve, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

also

@AdamSerwer
Guardian says FBI demanded a FISA warrant to monitor the Trump campaign.

@JamesSurowiecki
Amazing. FISA court turned down 12 warrant requests, total, out of 38,000 between 1979 and 2015. But this one it rejected.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
7:19 PM - 10 Jan 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

:-)

example (crüt), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

Where there's witch smoke, there's witch fire.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

Going to twitter opening up a real can of worms for PEETUS.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

(Frederik, youre an idiot yaaaawn im falling asleep even typing it)

The fact they reportedly felt it important to share it with both of them increases credibility to some degree.

oh, to some degree, that nails it.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

This thread should have an interesting revival.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

Morbius do you want trump to be president idgi

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

looking for a pro-state solution here

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

Yeah Morbs, I just posted about that upthread. You can relax, I'm not banned anymore, all the info will be posted.

Btw darragh, so so happy you got me banned a few days ahead of schedule. And I'll go to sleep now and stop 'leaving trails of piss everywhere'.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

no Treeship, my motto is and always has been

Kill Them All

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

I stole this from a friend but:

PEEOTUS

― sleeve, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 8:30 PM (eight minutes ago)

PEEMAILS

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

I want to move out of the country so I don't have to hear this sub-sub-Idiocracy insanity from every quarter for the next 1461 days.

However my repressed pundit has a gut feeling Trump will be 'gone' somehow by July 4, or possibly in < 10 days.

Then we can all relive the Reagan admin (but worse?) under Pence.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

i'm w/morbs in being skeptical over the tenuousness of this whole thing but otoh seeing this get under trump's skin is incredibly satisfying

example (crüt), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

hi fred wb bud %)

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

Haha, WikiLeaks

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

Now we know why everything he owns is colored gold. Doesn't show stains.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

i'm just glad this will 'drown out' the hagiographies sure to follow the Chief Surveiller's Chicago speech tonight

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

new inaugural program cover

https://www.cwu.edu/theatre/sites/cts.cwu.edu.theatre/files/images/Urinetown%20Postcard-1.png

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

If you're gonna Kill Em All could you start at home?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZTSuMErgsw

remy bean, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

I looked at the thread title again. Got a horrible visual image.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

haha Phil, your Ma beat you to that one as i was straddling her at my last pee party

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

Dazzle us some more with your stunning, original punditry.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

In the words of the great Winston Churchill, “Flake off, touch-hole.”

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

Hey, keep things classy. This is a Trump thread after all.

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw

― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 8:39 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:36 (eight years ago)

trying to find this funny but honestly just find it completely demoralizingly gross, not cuz pee or Having A Pee Thing but cuz seething dominance-obsessed hygiene-related hatred for the black guy who made fun of him. what a piece of fucking shit.

nothing about the way this has come out seems partic credible but the allegations themselves are pretty plausible to me: cohen at the kremlin, agreements on policy, etc.. well, and, tbh, the pee. like morbs tho idk where this takes us except to a slightly different kind of nightmare.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

US of Nightmare

USN! USN!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

I hope every public appearance for the next four years features protesters armed with squirt guns full of lemonade

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:48 (eight years ago)

Oh man, I spent the day after the election in a haze and ended up making and ordering a bunch of stickers that say "fuck trump" on them. The place I ordered them from must have seen me as a kindred spirit and threw in a handful of these (which I had nothing to do with) as bonus; I never thought they'd be prescient in any way:

http://i.imgur.com/tdHGhxX.jpg

joygoat, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

wow nice pull

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:16 (eight years ago)

It's like they knew.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

omg

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

They could have seen the memos. Apparently they were making the rounds among journalists.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

not seeing anything about Trump being peed on or peeing on anyone, just that he had two prostitutes pee on a bed that the Obamas slept in. am I missing something? sweet sticker tho

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

They need to verify improper contact between trumps people and russian officials. The evidence has to be somewhere.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

maybe if they keep leaking info they will end up leaking something that actually matters

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 03:29 (eight years ago)

Secret: his hair is actually snow white.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

Y'all realize, of course, that whether the peeing thing is actually true or not, the mere suggestion that he may have done the micturational thing that he's alleged to have done has probably boosted him to the level of a god among a good-sized swath of his following.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:34 (eight years ago)

https://s23.postimg.org/tb3fcoqd7/Untitled_1.jpg

There, fixed

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

what are the chances he cancels his press conference tomorrow?

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

He has to have been compromised. My old theory that he was doubling down on his defense of Putin to create a sideshow to distract from the accelerated cabinet confirmations was dumb.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

90% i'd say.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:48 (eight years ago)

Can I just:

I think people are just too polite or deferential or something. People don't do enough to undercut his bullshit. Feel like some people on this board could grind him up if given the chance to go toe-to-toe with Lil' Donnie Pee-Pee Pants.

― I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 12:18 PM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, not only that, but the front page of gop.com has several mentions of Hillary but not a single one of Donnie Pee-Pants.

― What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, June 6, 2016 12:32 AM (seven months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Congrats on hacking through the word salad and getting Donnie Pee-Pants to pretty explicitly declare his favor for racial profiling. Which, to be fair, he hates, but it's just the common sense thing to do.

― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Sunday, June 19, 2016 2:54 PM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew I should've gotten a copyright on that thing.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

Oh god...this is why Hillary was hitting that cringeworthy 'Trumped-up trickle down' thing so hard, isn't it?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:59 (eight years ago)

planning on outside resonance from the oppo dump that never came

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:01 (eight years ago)

Did you say dump? Was it during his Berlin trip?!

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:04 (eight years ago)

Lol old lunch

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:04 (eight years ago)

the dump was an old lunch all along

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:06 (eight years ago)

really wish the news networks had put the same effort into making sure it got the details right with "Emailgate Part Deus" as they have in ensuring they are clear that the details in the dossier are uncorroborated.

(which is to say, how they're handling the current Trump allegations is the correct way to do it, but would have been nice if they'd also actually framed what actually happened re: Comey's Hillary bombshell correctly rather than getting it wrong for about 4-5 hours)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:56 (eight years ago)

How was that meeting when the intelligence guys tell you everyone knows about the pee thing you did? I'd probably skip the next one.

Zachary Taylor, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 07:29 (eight years ago)

Having a look at the report, it seems to be junk with elements that can be fairly easily disproved. Cohen seems to have people confirming he was in LA when he was meant to be in Prague, for example. It looks very sloppy (numerous misspellings of "Manafort" for example") and was definitely put together by a non-native speaker of English. Pushing it as credible risks tainting anything contained within that might be a fruitful avenue of proper investigation.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)

I don't like to kinkshame anyone but the concept of "golden showers" grosses me out, not really the concept of urolagnia so much as that the adjective implies quite concentrated, stringent piss which sounds unpleasant, I'd have thought you'd want all parties to be well hydrated so you get your fantasy of degradation or whatever but also enjoy being bathed in a steady stream of clear, dilute body-temperature fluid. But I guess I'm "vanilla"

wins, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 08:45 (eight years ago)

xp Agreed. Buzzfeed's explanation why they went ahead with it is particularly questionable:

As we noted in our story, there is serious reason to doubt the allegations. We have been chasing specific claims in this document for weeks, and will continue to.
Publishing this document was not an easy or simple call, and people of good will may disagree with our choice. But publishing this dossier reflects how we see the job of reporters in 2017.

So "the job of reporters in 2017" is to throw everything out there and let ppl 'decide' if they deem it true or not? This sounds like embracing fake news, not fighting it.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 08:48 (eight years ago)

Yes, that's exactly what it is. Most of the claims are impossible to disprove because the only source is "a senior Kremlin insider who told a trusted compatriot" but the whereabouts of Cohen a few months ago should be pretty simple to verify.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 08:52 (eight years ago)

As Rosie Gray of Buzzfeed appears to have been able to do in a few hours after publication:

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/819037623759097857

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 08:53 (eight years ago)

People on this thread will remember talk of a big scandal story that was promised before the election but, I think, never came. Is this it? Or did it never exist?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:09 (eight years ago)

Seeing rumors growing it's all a 4ch4n hoax. That would be way worse than all this being true tbh.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:12 (eight years ago)

tbf to Buzzfeed, this is a reasonable argument:

@ZaidJilani
BuzzFeed did the right thing by publishing the source documents and letting people judge themselves CNN is the one that was vague

Running with the news that McCain had passed a new intel report on Russia to the CIA/FBI vs publishing the report in full and showing how silly it actually is.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:13 (eight years ago)

None would surprise me if confirmed, but I've been suffering from vulgarity vertigo.

We know the only plank of the GOP platform that the Trump campaign cared about during the convention regarded the Ukraine/Russia situation. We know Putin couldn't ask for a more obsequious leader of the free world. We know that this is the issue that grates the GOP old guard and national security establishments more than any other.

If it takes the combined efforts of sloppy oppo consultants, the spurned intelligence community, the patriotic wing of the GOP, and the loyal opposition, to sever his nuclear launch authority ASAP, I'll take it.

not because roaches like to party (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:13 (eight years ago)

CNN was offensively vague, but that doesn't put buzzfeed in the clear. This whole "letting people judge for themselves" nonsense has got to stop.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:20 (eight years ago)

"let the bastards deny it"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 09:20 (eight years ago)

Yeah, a Danish media site translated the CNN news story, and made it seem much more serious than it was, though they also missed everything about the Golden Showers. It is news that the IC thought it credible enough to inform them, but really, it's pretty nonsensical. To be even more fair to buzzfeed, they did point out in their introduction some of the numerous shady things about the report, such as one of the supposed illegal firms Trump was involved with being misspelled throughout. But as someone else pointed out, an annotated version could have been easily made, which would be much less fun, but also less vague.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 10:23 (eight years ago)

This is a nice touch:

In terms of 'foreign' agents, the FSB was approaching US citizens of Russian (Jewish) origin on business trips to Russia.

Not the first time Russian-Jewish Americans have been the particular focus of spurious allegations over the last year.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 10:47 (eight years ago)

https://corrupt.af/

― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 7:53 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would dig this more if it didn't use the hackneyed "af"

― marcos, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 14:45 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reading it "as foretold" continuing to pay off here.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 10:50 (eight years ago)

i do appreciate that trump has defended himself by posting a link to a story headlined 'Fake News: BuzzFeed Runs ‘Unverifiable’ Trump-Russia Claims' from that bastion of responsible journalism 'lifezette'

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)

trying to find this funny but honestly just find it completely demoralizingly gross, not cuz pee or Having A Pee Thing but cuz seething dominance-obsessed hygiene-related hatred for the black guy who made fun of him. what a piece of fucking shit.

this

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:30 (eight years ago)

Lifezette is run by Laura Ingraham, which should tell you absolutely everything you need to know.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819155311793700865

Very unfair!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

Lifezette is run by Laura Ingraham, which should tell you absolutely everything you need to know.

she of the involuntary Sieg Trump

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)

Lol at anyone claiming this isn't properly vetted, or verified, or whatever. When did that ever matter for anything that came out of Donald Trump's mouth? Factual or fabricated, whatever it takes to humiliate him is fine by me.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)

Like, he is the king of bullshit. Bring It On.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)

Lol at that Trump tweet. It's allegations about himself, why does he need Russia to deny it? He could just say 'I've never been peed on by Russian prostitutes, especially not at the Ritz hotel! And there were no cameras'

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)

CynthiaMcFadden: sources tell @TODAYshow #ChelseaManning on President's short list for commutation. Details at 7:30 am EST. 7 of 35 year sentence served

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

Maybe she can run against Trump.

Saw the Trump thing referred to as GoldenGate. That's a pretty clever "gate."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

Putin spokesperson says the allegations are ... PULP FICTION.

I like that.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:34 (eight years ago)

Yellow journalism?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

I hope the hidden video never makes it to any streaming services.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:39 (eight years ago)

It's hard to know what is going on with this story, because the situation is so fluid.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:41 (eight years ago)

At the very least, the report refutes the rumor that Trump is paper rich but lacks liquidity.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)

I really want Trump to tweet 'and no, I don't particularly like Golden Showers. FAKE NEWS'

Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

Lol at anyone claiming this isn't properly vetted, or verified, or whatever. When did that ever matter for anything that came out of Donald Trump's mouth? Factual or fabricated, whatever it takes to humiliate him is fine by me.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 6:24 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am enjoying the lolz about this as much as anyone but the problem with this dossier being, at best, unverifiable and, at worst, totally fabricated is that it distracts from genuinely corrupt things like, eg, the possibility of appointing pam bondi

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

We can do both! I mean, fuck treating him fairly. Talk about a double standard. I have no doubt that while the world mocks and trolls and humiliates him, other journalists will be keeping an eye out for corruption.

Anyway, investigators haven't gotten the whole story, but they're getting warmer!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

For what it's worth, Wilson denies the 4chan stuff. Regardless, once again, no shittier than 90% of the stuff Trump says.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:50 (eight years ago)

Like, why should he be the only one to benefit from propaganda and bs internet sources?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)

I want Trump humiliated but I don't want to give any legitimacy to a purported news org that abjures the hard work of reporting with a phrase it stole from fucking FOX.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

Having a look at the report, it seems to be junk with elements that can be fairly easily disproved

It's a post-facts world, baby! For rank-and-file Democrats too, as their party made it clear yesterday that not. one. of Trump's appointees are going to be obstructed or voted down. By Any Means Necessary; we're all in the specimen jar.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

As a business model, it makes sense -- more clicks! Media's gonna do well in the Trump era.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

Also Wilson was talking about this for months before that - the thing about 4chan is that it's pretty much impossible for them to believe anything interesting comes from outside 4chan.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

Not true, Morbs. Fairly sure Sessions at least will get a strict party line vote.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:11 (eight years ago)

and that's a loser. BFD.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

Not much else you can do in the minority. A courtesy yes would be disgusting.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

Morbs, did you honestly think there was even a chance that any of Trump's appointees would fail to be confirmed?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

Oh. My. God.

Donald J. Trump Verified account 
‏@realDonaldTrump
Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

When did ZAZ take control of reality, exactly?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

golden showers fill your eyes, smiles awake you when you rise

there is important candy to be crushed (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

The hysteria is unprecedented.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 59m59 minutes ago
Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

honestly if I was American I'd forcibly ignore everything Trump says/does and focus on literally everyone/anyone else in his administration, you know - the people who actually do things and want to dismantle/disrupt major aspects of governance. he's just pure sound and fury (signifying nothing and/or pee)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

Morbs, did you honestly think there was even a chance that any of Trump's appointees would fail to be confirmed?

B-b-but what about all those emails from MoveOn in my junk folder?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

No loans? Really? No deals? What about Don Jr.'s quote?

There is strong evidence that Trump’s businesses have received significant funding from Russian investors. Most notably, Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr. made that very claim at a real estate conference in New York in 2008, saying “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets.” Donald Trump Jr. added, “we see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.”

No taxes, no peace.

Anyway, predictions for the alleged press conference:

1) It doesn't happen.
2) It consists of a rambling, boastful rant with no questions.
3) It's a rambling rant with like 3 questions and then ends prematurely.
4) If any of the above, his people will still say he had a press conference/fulfilled his duties.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

The more I look at the Nazi tweet, the stranger it is. If it's fake news then it wouldn't really be something that intelligence agencies would possess and be able to leak in the first place?

... Though that's still not the strangest thing about it.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)

also, news isn't news until it's reported so intelligence agencies by definition cannot leak 'fake news'

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

A lotta pee porn comes from Germany. Just saying.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

His reaction(s) this morning is(are) telling. There's the theory of projection that what he accuses others of is what he's guilty of, and what he denies the loudest is closest to the truth. And he's pretty ALL CAPS loud this morning.

I guess the argument made was that it was bound to, er, leak out, and they (intelligence) wanted to get in front of it? But why this, why now? Did they know it was literally about to leak? And why brief Obama on it, too, in these waning days, when it doesn't really seem to affect him? Unless there is stuff going on?

Anyway, after reading it I'm sure Obama requested he no longer receive any of Trump's briefs.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)

if the press conference does go ahead i wonder how much sniffling trump will be doing

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:43 (eight years ago)

On one hand I agree with Simon that focusing the stream of our attention on the salacious aspects of the story distracts from the very real and long-lasting changes being planned and orchestrated by dead-serious Republican operators.

On the other hand I am trying to come up with a joke based on "Urine Andropov" and failing. In any case "I just want to hear him deny it" is a time-honored political strategy and a certain thin-skinned real estate developer is a ripe target. He can't stand ridicule and it keeps him off balance.

there is important candy to be crushed (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

focusing the stream of our attention

hee hee

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

These are good and stimulating thoughts.

Josh, can you say more about intelligence 'getting in front of it', and Obama's involvement, etc?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

His reaction(s) this morning is(are) telling. There's the theory of projection that what he accuses others of is what he's guilty of, and what he denies the loudest is closest to the truth. And he's pretty ALL CAPS loud this morning.

I buy into the theory that when Trump wakes up and starts tweeting a lot, stuff that gets people to respond, he's trying to divert att'n from something else. This thing will serve that purpose. Not that I think it's a bad idea -- using fake news styles to attack him is a good plan I think.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

I have to admit that strategic considerations aside, I'm fascinated by the question of whether when the agencies briefed Obama and Trump, they were literally in each other's company.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

They weren't.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

Even if the pee pee rumors are untrue, I like to imagine that Obama is patiently awaiting the day when both he and Trump are civilians again to beat his ass in the street where everyone can see it.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

They briefed Trump in NYC and Obama in Washington

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

xp

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

I wonder if intelligence folks flipped a coin to see who got to brief Obama vs. who had to brief Trump.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)

They may have been briefed separately, but the color and condition of the briefs have not yet been determined.

there is important candy to be crushed (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump Verified account 
‏@realDonaldTrump
Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?

-----------

the "one last shot" part is a little...menacing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

His critics wouldn't want to piss away such a good opportunity.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

The presupposition that the Intelligence community is his enemy is fucked up. I don't care what you think of the CIA.

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

Does he realize how terrifying it is to see a president elect talk like that?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/818956923701760000

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

Trump thinks his Congress are his shtarkers huh

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

xxpost He understands that his bloviation often has a cowing effect on others but, no, I don't think he fully understands the effects of his careless blather with respect to his new role. I genuinely don't think he has the capacity for abstract thought necessary for that sort of reframing.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

I have to confess the Russia "blackmail" story doesn't completely make sense to me. They blackmailed him to make a longshot presidential run and win?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

"Donald we know u think yr horrible but we see something in u that nobody else does..."

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

Yeah it doesn't add up but neither does Trump's insistent praise for Putin or his connection to all these figures linked to Russia (manafort, stone, paige, flynn.) there is a missing like to all of it -- maybe just money -- but in the absence of trump making any effort to clear the air it's hard not to assume the worst

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

As I understand it, the allegation is that they leaked him info to help him win while compiling a blackmail dossier that they would then use to attempt to control him once he became President.

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

But then again, I have paid little attention to this beyond laughing at bad jokes.

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

I think the suggestion is that the current outcome is the most optimal for them, but they would've been content with just keeping Clinton out of the White House and that that was the main thrust.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

i'd assumed that the russians weren't expecting him to make a presidential run or that they were targeting him particularly, more than it's standard russian practice to try and find as much compromising material as possible on high-profile foreign visitors to russia, and that the stuff they got on trump ended up being way more valuable than they ever expected it to be.

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

Yeah it doesn't add up but neither does Trump's insistent praise for Putin or his connection to all these figures linked to Russia (manafort, stone, paige, flynn.) there is a missing like to all of it -- maybe just money -- but in the absence of trump making any effort to clear the air it's hard not to assume the worst

― Treeship, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 9:51 AM (eighteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think there is a "missing link" he is a corrupt authoritarian-leaning guy who likes Putin and Russia and sees benefit in realigning with them. It's in plain sight. I really doubt it's more complicated than that. I don't think Russia is "controlling" him. I'm ready to be proven wrong, but this memo is so far unverified and the NYTimes is calling it unsubstantiated.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2015/12/trump-drinking-piss-640x400.png

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

... we know he doesn't drink alcohol...

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

it's piss

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

it's standard russian practice to try and find as much compromising material as possible on high-profile foreign visitors to russia, and that the stuff they got on trump ended up being way more valuable than they ever expected it to be.

Sure, and if anything hookers'n'pee - amusing as it may be - is way less damaging than legit financial shenanigans and/or actual political collusion

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

not in Trump's mind. the former is total humiliation, the latter stuff is what "makes him smart".

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

it's piss

According to MI5.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

Smiley's Pee pal

Darcy Sarto (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

xp idk. His open defense of wikileaks seemed bizarre even for him. Maybe it's just that he doesn't want it to look like he had help to win -- it could be a fragile ego thing -- but he kept doubling down and doubling down, using this opportunity to insult the intelligence community -- it was all so strange and politically self destructive. Why is realigning with Russiathat much of a priority for him? And if it is, why not be a little more discrete about it at this time when America is deeply suspicious of Russia?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

I don't think there is a "missing link" he is a corrupt authoritarian-leaning guy who likes Putin and Russia and sees benefit in realigning with them. It's in plain sight. I really doubt it's more complicated than that. I don't think Russia is "controlling" him. I'm ready to be proven wrong, but this memo is so far unverified and the NYTimes is calling it unsubstantiated.

I kinda suspect Treeship is right, there's just something so strange and consistent about his Russia/Putin praise. The fact that lifting Russian sanctions was literally the ONLY thing his campaign wanted in the RNC platform (rather than any of the very dumb and very loud talking points that Trump was repeating night after night) is still a major red flag to me. Whether or not he's literally being controlled is up for debate, I suspect no, but I think you could be a very believable case that people close to Trump are compromised - didn't he axe Manafort just as his overseas connections started to leak? Isn't there a direct link between Roger Stone and Wikileaks? Does Trump not just repeat the last thing someone told him?

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did.

TRUMP: Hold my beer.

NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

Yall watching rex tilly's confirmation hearing?

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

I have to confess the Russia "blackmail" story doesn't completely make sense to me. They blackmailed him to make a longshot presidential run and win?

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 9:46 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the le carre aspect of this story

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

Wheels within wheels. Back, and to the left.

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

Tinkler, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Tinkle, you mean

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

One who tinkles.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

I kinda suspect Treeship is right, there's just something so strange and consistent about his Russia/Putin praise. The fact that lifting Russian sanctions was literally the ONLY thing his campaign wanted in the RNC platform (rather than any of the very dumb and very loud talking points that Trump was repeating night after night) is still a major red flag to me. Whether or not he's literally being controlled is up for debate, I suspect no, but I think you could be a very believable case that people close to Trump are compromised - didn't he axe Manafort just as his overseas connections started to leak? Isn't there a direct link between Roger Stone and Wikileaks? Does Trump not just repeat the last thing someone told him?

Manafort has no verified connection to Russia but was probably seen as a liability - at a guess, partly because the Russia allegations kept dogging him but mostly because there was some truth in the claim that came out shortly before his departure that he took several million Dollars in black money from Ukraine rather than the $50k he claimed. It might be tough to prove but he'd almost certainly be guilty of massive tax evasion and false accounting.

Stone claims to have a mutual friend with Assange (damning enough on grounds of good taste) but nothing much has been alleged apart from that.

It seems pretty plausible to me that the wing of the Republican business community Trump listens to (Tillerson, for example) thinks that sanctions are bad for business and should be dropped on commercial grounds. Stripping away the national security issues, a lot of the posturing about Russia on both sides is fundamentally commercial in nature.

A lot of the lobbying / think-tank activity pushing for a tough line on Putin (either Russians or foreigners like the Chandler brothers in NZ) stems from people with business interests in the country threatened by what they perceive as expanding state control and protectionism (either at a national level or with corrupt favoured factions). A lot of the people who seem to oppose that fall into the Tillerson camp of aiming to take advantage of whatever opportunities exist with the status quo. I can see the latter convincing Trump that the flow of money between Russia and the US shouldn't be stopped over an issue an amoral business community fundamentally doesn't care that much about (Ukraine).

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

pee days of the condor

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

Let's not forget you can't spell Ukraine without Urine.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/efnAzvDw_nw

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

The two following facts have been pointed out over and over again: 1) Trump has demonstrated little in the way of restraint or self-control or consistency in his decades as a public figure and particularly since he started campaigning for president, 2) Trump has been remarkably restrained and self-controlled and consistent with respect to Russia/Putin/Wikileaks and, notably, ONLY with respect to Russia/Putin/Wikileaks. I don't know precisely what accounts for the second fact, but the first fact almost certainly suggests the presence of some potentially-damaging x-factor that seems to be the only thing in the world he actually takes seriously.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

The Tinkler of Peenama

Though why stop with Le Carre? Why not Goldshowerer, The Bourne Supeemacy, The Girl with the Golden Bladder, You Only Get Peed on Twice, etc.?

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has vowed to shoot down Russian jets approaching U.S. military assets should the Kremlin reject calls to stop.

Trump, who declared himself the “presumptive nominee” of the Republican party after another round of sweeping primary victories last week, was speaking to BuzzFeed radio show K File on Sunday, ahead of campaigning in Indiana.

Consistent
Restrained
Self-controlled

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

I love the NYTimes' it-has-to-be-said stance reply to his tweets here:

It is true that the Kremlin denied holding any material that it could use to blackmail the incoming president. Dmitry Peskov, a spokesman for President Vladimir V. Putin, told reporters: “The Kremlin has no compromising dossier on Trump. Such information isn’t consistent with reality and is nothing but an absolute fantasy.”

Needless to say, Russian officials would not tell the world they had such information if it was meant for blackmail. Also needless to say, an election won with nearly three million votes fewer than your opponent was not won easily.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

xpost His entire response was ultimately deferential to Putin and insulting towards Obama's ability to handle such a situation. The idea being that the pilot in that hypothetical is a 'maniac' who's gone rogue and that we should talk with Putin about getting his guy under control and only use force as a last resort after employing diplomacy.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

But Obama founded ISIS, Putin's never done anything that band.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

... bad, even.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

This Tillerson guy is even slimier than Sessions.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Man, if interviews were like senate confirmation hearings, I wouldn't sweat job searching in the slightest. "I have no real qualifications for this job and have actually worked in active opposition to the goals of this department I've been chosen to lead. When do I start?"

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

you will have a key post in my admin, OL

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

If your nomination criteria is anything like Trump's, I look forward to proudly heading your Department of Not Being Funny, future president-elect.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

it might be the NEA if you get that Bilko DVD set

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

'd assumed that the russians weren't expecting him to make a presidential run or that they were targeting him particularly, more than it's standard russian practice to try and find as much compromising material as possible on high-profile foreign visitors to russia, and that the stuff they got on trump ended up being way more valuable than they ever expected it to be.

Assuming there's any dossier at all, this is what I was thinking too. FSB probably stages and collects these kinds of things as a matter of course. (It was certainly standard KGB practice, no reason to think it's changed under Putin.) I was also trying to imagine Trump in that room, boring the pants off the FSB plants by going on and on about his brilliance and how everyone says how amazing he is, and them being like, "Yes, Donald, so true! Hey look, here are some girls! Did you know this is the very bed the Obamas stayed in? I bet those girls would pee on it..."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

its not difficult, if a little too on the nose maybe, to picture djp's scenario....

what we do
get trump on ticket, cause havoc

he wins nom, these americans they confound us

he takes over whole debate, what amazing moment

have we considered that he wins? it cannot be

he has won. ok let us consider this unexpected result.

boris, please to run check 'trump' against the piss archives.

the premier will hear of your work on this boris

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

photoshop sunglasses falling onto kremlin, fade out

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

Why does he have his own raw fucking steaks on display at his press conference?

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

He's going to devour them all before revealing his final form.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

spokesman right off the bat spending a lot of time dismissing the buzzfeed report, sounds tense

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

god pence is such a smug shitbag

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

i really dont wanna see his raw fucking steak

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

I wonder what's in the bottles next to the steaks.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Pence banging on msm now too.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Who are the people clapping? Surely not reporters?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

donald jr

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

Who let those Russians in.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

not *his* steak at all, Trump steaks haven't existed for years. he bought someone else's steaks and passed them off as his own at that ceremony

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Tremendous blot!

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

I hope that was all that was passed at that ceremony (xp)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

He is incoherent

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

Karlyn Borysenko ‏@KarlynMB 2m2 minutes ago
From Trump press conference: “The NYT says the report on Russia is false”…2 min later…”Don't trust the mainstream media!!!!” #mixedmessages

Travis Waldron ‏@Travis_Waldron 3m3 minutes ago
Buzzfeed just went from a "left-wing blog" to "mainstream media" in four minutes of press conference.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

Industry

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

inDUSTree.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

fantastic tremendous great very good the best tremendous fantastic great fantastic the best tremendous top of the line

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

did he do the steaks thing again jfc

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

BTW Jimmy Carr already did the chick pea joke, and in tidier form, viz: "What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil? I wouldn't pay 200 pounds to have a lentil on my face."

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

There's no microphone for the journalists with questions - SEEMS LIKE A METAPHOR

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Can't watch at the moment. Someone count the sniffs for me, plz.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

i don't know about the rest of you, but i'm finding this all rather heartwarming, like a modern-day 'pinocchio': from "conservative" troll to putin's POTUS, a real billionaire!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

i don't want to be another wrong voice predicting trump's demise as we've all been doing the past year and a half but seeing a tense, seething, incoherent trump forced to respond to scandals and damaging leaks before he's even been inaugurated makes it hard to imagine him surviving a full four-year term

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

but who knows maybe he'll be a two-term president ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

much hacking, however we've got the best computer minds

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

"fake news" already a term im tired of hearing

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

still in campaign mode attacking hillary, lol

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

hacking's bad. and it shouldn't be done.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

hacking's bad, but...

jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

holy shit when is someone going to ask him about his conflicts of interest

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

does he always talk about himself in third-person?

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

What an absolute shitshow

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

and he won't shut up about Hillary

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

He hasn't come up with a new way to deflect yet. He hasn't had enough practice.

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

"I was in Russia years ago for the Miss america pageant. Did very, very well, by the way."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

"fake news" already a term im tired of hearing

― marcos, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 10:31 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The right latches on to a pejorative term used against them and misuse it themselves ad nauseum until it's been drained of meaning. And at a point it's like you have a parrot who knows one word that it screeches out over and over in the middle of the night until it's the last utterance you ever want to hear again. So mission accomplished, I guess.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

now that he's an elected public official can't someone just leak his tax returns?

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

dear perfectly meritocratic press, pretty please someone ask,

"Comrade Combover, was the $2.5 million your son-in-law's father paid Harvard to accept your son-in-law a bargain?"

"Comrade Combover, what the fuck is the matter with you? The only change you insisted the RNC make to your convention's platform in light of incontrovertible evidence Russia stole information from the Democratic National Committee?"

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

was that it, is it over, is he coming back when this woman is done?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

live-feed from Kushner's father's jail cell next, with proof obama was born in kenya

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Trump says “I have no dealings” in Russia, “no loans, no current pending deals.”

“Over the weekend, I was offered $2bn to do a deal in Dubai” with “a friend of mine.” “Great guy.”

“I turned it down. I didn’t have to turn it down, because as you know, I have a no-conflict situation because I’m president... Pence also has it. I don’t think he’ll need it... I have a no conflict of interest provision as president... I could actually run my business and run government at the same time. I don’t like the way that looks but I would be able to do that if I wanted to.”

On his tax returns:

“I’m not releasing the tax returns because they’re under audit... The only people that care about my tax returns is the reporters... I won. I became president. I think you care. First of all you learn very little from tax returns.”

jesus wept

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

as you know, I have a no-conflict situation because I’m president... Pence also has it. I don’t think he’ll need it... I have a no conflict of interest provision as president... I could actually run my business and run government at the same time. I don’t like the way that looks but I would be able to do that if I wanted to.”

I mean surely that's not true

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

i've had about enough of this woman.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

The right latches on to a pejorative term used against them and misuse it themselves ad nauseum until it's been drained of meaning.

who could have predicted a catchphrase about the unreality of any information that doesn't come from appropriate sources would prove more useful to fascists who hold all the power than to liberals who hold none

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

i've had about enough of this woman.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwa

^^ said the media about Hillary

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

reminder: the most unpopular, mistrusted incoming president in modern history

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

@BraddJaffy
NBC News: Trump was NOT briefed on the addendum—& NO documents were handed to Trump team, sr. US intel official says

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/819208142164754432

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-cites-nazi-germany-rejects-dossier-alleged-russia-dealings-n705586

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

yeah this lady's deadly. get the clickmagnet back up there.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

I mean surely that's not true

It is, more or less. You can't take bribes, but conflict-of-interest rules basically exempt the president and VP.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

he's not coming back is he

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

lol this is such a shitshow

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

this has inspired so much confidence

circa1916, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

trump just got finished boasting about how the trump org is way more huge and powerful and labyrinthine than anyone ever realised and now his lawyer is like 'nope we've sorted it all out there will no conflicts of interest'

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

'it was a piece of piss!'

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

"He will only know of a new deal if he reads it in the paper"

How on earth is that possible? He talks to his kids, right?

jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

Off topic but I like this idea:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C14U6VpXAAIwQK-.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

"President Trump can't un-know he owns Trump tower"

;_;

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

new WH physician

https://eternalphilosophy.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/cap1009.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Fuck this cheering section

jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

'the emoluments clause has never been interpreted!'

*proceeds to interpret emolument cluase to trump's benefit*

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

Lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

new WH physician

https://nevalalee.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wilkinson.jpg?w=350&h=264

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

that obamacare answer was total fucking word salad even by trump's standards

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

"I'm doing the Democrats a favor by removing this political liability for them." Amazing.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

what happens if companies want to move their plants to alaska, do they have to pay the border tax?

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

why the fuck dont the reporters have microphones

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

yeah this is infuriating, i want to hear the questions

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

“We’re going to be submitting as soon as our secretary is approved... a plan. It’l. be repeal and replace. It’ll be essentially simultaneously... probably the same day... complicated stuff...

Yeah god reading this just totally reminded me of one of my worst ever bosses at work.

Ste, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

I buy into the theory that when Trump wakes up and starts tweeting a lot, stuff that gets people to respond, he's trying to divert att'n from something else. This thing will serve that purpose. Not that I think it's a bad idea -- using fake news styles to attack him is a good plan I think.

― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 8:56 AM (two hours ago

if you're saying we should sic 4chan and their ilk on him, fine, but i don't want actual journalists to lower their standards when they report on trump because "the right did it against obama" or something. there will be life after the next 4-8 years and it would be nice if some semblance of our bedrock institutions were still around

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

(no problem hearing the questions asked on CNN)

But why am I still listening.... He's completely bonkers.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

what was that about the wall? he likes the government of mexico, it's not their fault, and they'll get reimbursed? my god

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

I love how he pointed out that he's taking care of the people in states "who voted for him."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

10:53 a.m. - Dillon - "Many people voted for Trump because of his business success," in explaining why he won't walk away completely from his company.

Yes, this is a coherent response, because that is how things work.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

Buzzfeed... a failing pile of garbage!!!

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

"Not you, not you, don't be rude, don't be rude, I'm not gonna give you a question, you are fake news"

Mind blown

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

holy shit at that lindsay graham answer

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

holy shit

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

people applauding

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

holy shit at that lindsay graham answer

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 12:09 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what was that even about? i didn't hear the question

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

i had to change to cnn since the questions are audible there

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

in the wake of the buzzfeed "fake news" answer he also casually taunted lindsay graham for trying and failing to reach "the 1%" or something like that

wtf

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

it was about something lindsay graham said about sanctions on russia xxp

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

his pronunciation of "hacking" is awesome

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

The PC is like a scene from some Scandal knock-off show in its fourth season just throwing crazy shit at the walls

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

this press conference feels like we are in year 4 of a failed, corrupt, scandal-steeped presidency and this hasn't even really begun yet. wow

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

lol xp

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

That stack of papers is killing me

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

I wonder what that steak smells like now, under the hot lights

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

totqlly avoided answering whether anyone involved with him was in league with Russia, peaces out with 'you're fired'

what a piece of fucking shi

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Pointing to that stack of papers to emphasize how haaaaaaard all this business stuff is is like a high school kid grade-grubbing on his term paper by showing how many note cards he wrote out.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

"and if they don't do a good job, i'll say, YOU'RE FIRED. thanks, folks."

someone on a hot mic somewhere: "wait, is he talking about the media?" "i dunno"

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

ok, what PC? Did he websurf at this thing?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

So he's gone from denying that Russia had a role in the hacking to "everybody's hacking us"?

jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

i want a reporter to walk over and open one of those folders.
i can see it now... "this just a stack of Chinese food menus!"

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

xpost He's nothing if not consistent in his inconsistency.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

i want a reporter to walk over and open one of those folders.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/imagenes_luna/luna59_13.jpg

Ste, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/819232117116715008

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

jackietreehorndoodle.jpg

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

lol

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

So this golden shower story puts Trumps weird revulsion about HRC using the bathroom in new context

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

Getting chills at how the 'fake news' thing is getting picked up by Trump supporters like a new toy to lob at actual news organizations.

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

Eh, it's just an updated "lamestream media."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

does anyone remember the snippet from art of the deal that went around in which trump advised not washing your hands after pissing before a big meeting, cos when you shook hands with your adversary you'd have one up on him knowing he was by proxy touching your "junk".

it went around twitter. it seems to contradict his germaphobia, though i guess he didn't write art of the deal.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

does anyone remember the snippet from art of the deal that went around in which trump advised not washing your hands after pissing before a big meeting, cos when you shook hands with your adversary you'd have one up on him knowing he was by proxy touching your "junk".

Wait wait wait you mean Trump was doing a real life version of the fucking UCB "Ass Pennies" sketch?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

Did he also hand out ass pennies?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Lol xpost

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

"Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

DavidLeeRoth, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

lol stinkpalm!

Ste, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

lol https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/819187673961287681

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

Trump mentioned it in the press conference. Get ready to read more columns about Responsible Journalism from Ron Fournier and E.J. Dionne.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

can someone ask president stupid how he feels about fake news vis a vis his former pimping of the journalistic chops of the national enquirer re ted cruz and his dad?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

the top comment on that twitter link is Joe Warmington – famous around Toronto for being rob ford's go-to fleshlight. the guy grosses me out beyond words.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

@AlecMacGillis
Trump says ACA replacement will have lower deductibles. Thrust of all GOP proposals--to once again allow "skinny" plans--is exact opposite.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

There's still some part of me that thinks that, as reality has rapidly sunk in, this dude is desperately trying everything he can to look incompetent (not that he has to try that hard) so that he gets shown the door before this thing he never actually wanted goes live. "Why isn't this working? I even had my people whip up that whole thing about hookers and pee and it still looks like they're going to make me go through with this. Sad!"

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

International crime is bad and it shouldn’t be done. But look at the things that were stolen. Look at what was learned from that international crime?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

wondering if Rubio will actually vote against Tillerson

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

(assuming he shows up for votes at all)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

There's still some part of me that thinks that, as reality has rapidly sunk in, this dude is desperately trying everything he can to look incompetent (not that he has to try that hard) so that he gets shown the door before this thing he never actually wanted goes live. "Why isn't this working? I even had my people whip up that whole thing about hookers and pee and it still looks like they're going to make me go through with this. Sad!"

― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 1:08 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wasn't this the South Park narrative last season?

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

Angelo Carusone ‏@GoAngelo 1h1 hour ago
Trump's lawyer that spoke today is a partner at Morgan Lewis. Apropos:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C16AXZoXAAE72p6.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

lol at right's handwringing about "fake news" this morning. I mean I'm not convinced pisstape is out there but at the very least it's nice to see the shoe on the other foot for once, especially when it's targeting Mr. Birther himself

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

If we can successfully convince Trump & co. that breathing and eating are cornerstones of the left's platform, we may be on to something.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

Its nice unless it means the center and the left lose their moral high ground over trump and his scurrilous propaganda

Treeship, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

i am surprised we haven't polled the "outcome" of this presidency, but then it will likely be something unimaginable.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

there was that one about experiencing something world-shakingly catastrophic in your lifetime a month or two ago

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

xpost Yes, probably. My only prediction is that Trump will not exceed two terms. Not because he wouldn't be willing to try but because I'll eat my hat if he lives that long.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

But it's possible (I guess) it might be transformed into something more "mundane" than Apocalypse, ie a regular old horrible Pence presidency. Sort of like when the cops and the underworld team up to catch Peter Lorre in M. xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

It is probably second most likely that Pence will succeed Trump without having been elected.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

i think an add'l benefit of a "regular old horrible Pence presidency" would be that, without Trump's hucksterism and popular appeal, the more odious GOP policies might be more easily apprehended by some voters

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

^^^ ha! I hadn't thought of that.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

I think Trump's success is largely attributable to the way in which his aberrant mind and behavior seems to shut down many people's critical faculties. Some think he's awesome because he just says whatever pops into his head, some think he's a savant playing a level of 5-D chess that we can't understand. Most people are ill-equipped to deal with id given human form and it's like a smokescreen in which he thrives. Pence has none of that going for him so, yes, I think when he's sworn in after the unsavory business that's surely right around the corner, he's likely to be far less successful at just doing whatever he wants.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

well, we don't know how successful Trump will be at just doing whatever he wants. whatever that is.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

gonna go out on a limb and say "not very"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

well then if Old Lunch is correct that Pence will be "far less successful," paradise is around the corner!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

on a more prosaic note, Trump is appointing a current undersecretary to head Veterans Affairs, so i guess he decided which constituency not to piss off (by destroying "their" department).

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/11/509318144/trump-announces-david-shulkin-as-pick-for-secretary-of-veterans-affairs

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

I was taken aback when I read about that. I'm assuming the news of Shulkin's serial cannibalization of homeless veterans just hasn't leaked yet.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

"This government has done a horrific job caring for veterans!"

*promotes the current Undersecretary of Veterans Affairs*

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Its nice unless it means the center and the left lose their moral high ground over trump and his scurrilous propaganda

I don't wanna Pizzagate this and I definitely don't wanna come off like "it's okay when we do it" but seriously, Trump brings this 100% on himself by making the entire story so damn...plausible.

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Do you think his toilet was gold when it was originally installed?

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

After spending two months fretting about the Apocalypse, I now just think Trump will get kicked around by Russia and China, China will invade Taiwan, Russia will invade a bunch of its neighbors, and Trump will turn inward and get rich off America. Like most old guys who talk tough, he'll turn out to be a softie when it comes to actually making war or using nukes.

Bnad, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

@willmauldin
Author of Trump dossier identified as Christopher Steele, a director of London-based Orbis Business Intelligence Ltd

(story behind WSJ paywall)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

that guy's name sounds like the titular character of a mass market thriller from an airport book stand

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

also ummmm careful googling his name at work

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

apparently it's also the name of a gay pr0n star

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

http://theweek.com/speedreads/672669/bbc-claims-second-source-backs-trump-dossier

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

lol was just gonna say lol xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

@aritbenie
Former Sen. Joe Lieberman just went up the elevator at Trump Tower a few minutes ago

That embassy's as good as moved.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

intriguing

@theintercept
Pharma and Lockheed Martin stocks tumble after Trump criticizes overpayments

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/11/pharma-and-lockheed-martin-stocks-tumble-after-trump-criticizes-waste-and-sweetheart-deals/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

This from the This Week article is interesting:

A member of the U.S. intelligence community also told Wood that "at least one East European intelligence service was aware 'that the Russians had kompromat or compromising material on Mr. Trump,'" Raw Story reports. Wood said that he "got a message back" from the U.S. intelligence community member and that there is reportedly "more than one tape, not just video, but audio as well, on more than one date, in more than one place, in both Moscow and St. Petersburg."

Wood did add, however, that "nobody should believe something just because an intelligence agent says it."

It might also explain the spelling mistakes and references to "Roubles several billions of fraud" if bits of it are taken directly from an Eastern European intelligence source.

Coincidentally, this was published today:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/ukraine-sabotage-trump-backfire-233446

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.eu/article/the-mystery-of-donald-trumps-man-in-moscow-carter-page-phd/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

Yeah, that was a good piece. Trump seems to have been grifted by him, which doesn't bode particularly well.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

KAINE: We talked about this in my office. There's been great deal of coverage and ExxonMobil history with the issue of climate change, a recent two-part article prepared by members of the Rockefeller family foundation and investigated by an independent team by the school of journalism. There was a three-part series in The Los Angeles Times and Inside Climate News produced a nine-part series that was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. One ExxonMobil concluded as early as the 1970s that pollution from CO2 from burning fossil fuels was—in destructive ways and took public positions against the scientific position regarding science climate, three, funded outside groups that publicly obscured, and continues to provide funding at a lower level to outside groups that deny, downplay this scientific consensus, are these of promoting and funding climate status denial despite awareness if it's true or false?

TILLERSON: Senator, since I'm no longer with ExxonMobil I'm in no position to speak on their behalf.

KAINE: I'm not asking you to speak on ExxonMobil's behalf. You were with the company for 42 years…I'm not asking you on behalf of ExxonMobil. You have resigned from ExxonMobil. I'm asking you whether those allegations about ExxonMobil and decision to fund and promote of you contrary to its awareness of its science whether the allegations are true or false.
TILLERSON: That question would have to be put to ExxonMobil.

KAINE: Do you lack the knowledge to answer my question, or are you refusing to answer my question?

TILLERSON: A little of both.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Ballsy and forthright. Confirmed!

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

smug and mendacious. confirmed!

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

The rich are not like you and me
They get brass balls
For free

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

Looks like the hawks (Melendez, the junior senator from Florida, i.e. the Plankton with a Hairpiece) are not impressed.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/11/politics/trump-ties-with-russia/index.html

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

^^fake

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

youre fake

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

That's fake fake news.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

His former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, had connections with Russia that go much deeper, including to Viktor Yanukovych, Ukraine's former president

It's like they do this specifically to annoy me.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Trump Tower Moscow
An attempt to build a Trump Tower in Moscow fell through before it began. CNN didn't find any projects that were actually completed in Russia.

truly the most damning evidence, good thing they put this at number two on the page

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

https://shop.buzzfeed.com/ lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

didn't his own son brag about how much money was coming in from Russia?

kinda thought the issue was what he was hiding, not what we already knew. given that he's unwilling to reveal any information about his businesses nor divest himself from them, wild speculation it is!

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

https://shop.buzzfeed.com/

gee how did i know. i fucking hate the internet

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

Who knows what if any of this dossier is true, but it's interesting a) how a couple of the usual suspects (Rick Wilson, Liz Mair) have basically confirmed this is at least part of the purported bombshell, how the latter (Mair) says if the source is who she thought it was that there is more, how various other sources (Newsweek, Mother Jones) danced around this before the election, and how the BBC is reporting that there are not just multiple sources but multiple compromising captures in multiple Russian hotels/cities. Clearly something is up. Some have posited, if it's not real, then it's US intelligence firing a shot across Trump's bow, or British intelligence doing the same, or both, or it is real or mostly real or close enough to real and both are out to get him. There's just too much smoke for there to be no fire.

Btw, the Watergate had a fire today!
http://media.nbcwashington.com/images/652*367/2017-01-11_1349.jpg
Auspicious.

Oh, and I missed that after being briefed about this Trump supposedly kept the info secret from his entire staff because he wanted to make sure no one on his staff was leaking it.

“I have many meetings with intelligence, and every time I meet, people are reading about it. Somebody's leaking it out,” he told reporters. “So then I said maybe it's my office. Maybe my office, because I have a lot of great people, maybe it's them.”

Trump said he kept the content of the meeting secret so that he could determine if anyone on his staff was responsible for any leaks that may have emerged afterward.

"And what I did is I said I won't tell anybody,” he said. “I’m going to have a meeting and I won't tell anybody about my meeting with intelligence, and what happened is I had my meeting, nobody knew. Not even Rhona, my executive assistant for years! She didn't know. I didn't tell her.”

“Nobody knew. The meeting was had, the meeting was over, they left, and immediately the word got out that I had a meeting,” he continued. “So I don't want that. I don't want that. It's very unfair to the country. It's very unfair to our country what's happened.”

That's just rich.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

I hate how I can read these transcripts and hear every inflection of his stupid voice in my head.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

I can't tell now because they're saying Trump in fact WASN'T briefed on this part last week? I've heard yes he was, and no he wasn't; (Conway denied it on Seth Meyer the other night, NBC seems to say he wasn't either...but maybe it was like a case of intelligence giving him the information and he didn't fucking read it? I don't know.

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

i have a lot of great people, maybe it's them

ffs

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

but it's interesting a) how a couple of the usual suspects (Rick Wilson, Liz Mair) have basically confirmed this is at least part of the purported bombshell,

Yep, it sounds like the report/story was shopped around to journalists well in advance of the election. Julia Ioffe, who wrote the Carter Page piece, said she spent weeks trying to verify any of the info and decided it couldn't be done so didn't publish. It seems amazing that it didn't leak in some form prior to the vote.

It also sounds like McCain could have been the catalyst for it coming out now. I guess him sharing it with the intelligence community created a story the rest of the report could ride on the back of with suitable disclaimers.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

I have such great kids, wonderful kids, should've aborted them.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

wasn't Tom Arnold gonna leak some of this stuff

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

late night post- CC Club debauchery no doubt

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

yeah it seems like mccain/the IC deliberately turned it into a reportable issue via their briefings after it had failed to become one before -- maybe because it's true, maybe not, who cares, we live in the wilderness xxxps

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

reportable story i mean

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

maybe it was like a case of intelligence giving him the information and he didn't fucking read it? I don't know.

given how much this has (supposedly) floated around among elected officials and journalists in the last few weeks, the idea that Trump was never made aware of this seems rather unlikely. either he's lying as he always does, or he didn't read it as he's been known to do.

again I don't want to Pizzagate this but I think Josh is pretty OTM, there definitely seems to be something to this particular scandal, so many fairly reputable people seem to be convinced, and plus it fits so snugly into his persona as a revenge-obsessed psychopath who openly fantasizes about fucking his own daughter and doesn't seem to care when the cameras are rolling. everything about the story seems plausible to me.

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

@willmauldin
Author of Trump dossier identified as Christopher Steele, a director of London-based Orbis Business Intelligence Ltd

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that guy's name sounds like the titular character of a mass market thriller from an airport book stand

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Yes! CHRISTOPHER STEELE !

Enjoying this discussion.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/819303786569052160

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

Holy shit. Just too many pieces of the puzzle fit, right down to damning stuff from the Howard Stern archives.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

depressing thought - even if this came out before the election, he probably still would have won

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

I don't know, I think it would have pissed a lot of people on, I mean, off.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

Pissed on a lot of people?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

They need to follow this leak back to the source.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

perhaps it would have depended on if the Russian hookers were underage or not

will, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

lol j/k it wouldn't have

will, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

http://www.sondrakistan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/what-a-country-yakov.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

the stream of jokes about urine/urination are really keeping my spirits afloat

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

Wouldn't want to water them down.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

tfw u can't believe the stream of urine jokes has been going for so long it's like the longest ever oh man

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

sometimes it gets interrupted, but it always starts again

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

http://www.ungodly.com/pictures/mannekenPissingOnTrump.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

it's

it's finally

no wait

another urine joke

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

if jay leno were still on the air we'd be hearing this joke every night for the next four years

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

It Depends.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

I can't tell now because they're saying Trump in fact WASN'T briefed on this part last week? I've heard yes he was, and no he wasn't; (Conway denied it on Seth Meyer the other night, NBC seems to say he wasn't either...but maybe it was like a case of intelligence giving him the information and he didn't fucking read it? I don't know.

― akm, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 5:52 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) If it was a verbal briefing, did Trump listen? 2) If Trump did read or listen to the intel, did he pay enough attention to comprehend it? (The man seems to believe that he already knows everything he needs to know, and that briefing him is unnecessary.)

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/donald-trump-and-chuck-berry-picture-id110421234

earlnash, Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

The ol' 1-2

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

Oh, there is a particular place to go, if you catch my drift...

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

I got to say the hand size comparison was one thing I noticed.

earlnash, Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

small-fingered urolagnarian

j., Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

Just saw that Anderson Cooper-Kellyanne Conway interview, which I guess was from earlier today. Wow.

clemenza, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:14 (eight years ago)

Was that just on? Is it online anywhere?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

Still going on...maybe it is live. One of the most contentious interviews I've ever seen (although right now, Cooper's backing off a bit).

clemenza, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

Here's the first part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk6asYpGJaM

clemenza, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

Second part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1X4ZCUuEFo

clemenza, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

that Trump is 'unaware' of being briefed is plausible, as he doesn't seem to retain anything except the long list of folks who have, ah, crapped on him.

so many fairly reputable people seem to be convinced

and the disreputable; shall we start with McCain?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

Minority opinion here, but I don't know that Kellyanne Conway did poorly in the second half of that interview. Anderson Cooper kinda bites.

rb (soda), Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

More than ever, I officially have no idea why Trump does what he does, or why, against all logic, this will probably work out okay for him. I realize the public by and large hates the media. But waging war with CNN, the most middle-of-the-road network imaginable, and one that's given 10 zillion hours of airtime to Lewandowski, Kayleigh McEnany, and Jeffrey Lord the past year-plus, I don't know why he'd want to mess with that.

clemenza, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

I think sooner rather than later the media at large will learn to ask pointed, specific questions, one at a time, with no clauses or qualifiers, that can't be dodged. She never answer his question "what in our report was inaccurate" because he kept moving on. Apparently this happened a lot with Trump this afternoon. There are so many pent up questions that reporters tumble over themselves sloppily just to get everything out, which gives their interview subjects too many outs.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

xp
Maybe his long game really is starting another network, with its own news shows. He needs to convince his followers that all the other all biased.

nickn, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

they want to attack the perceived credibility of this story in particular (not hard) and anything that comes from anyplace but the trumpists in general (also increasingly not hard). goal mediascape for the faithful: all tv is reality tv; nothing is actually real but trump; trump and trump surrogates still get free airtime on the unreal news.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:02 (eight years ago)

(and even trump is only real in a way that actually transcends the real, or is purely performative or something -- it doesn't matter if he lies or contradicts himself or anything like that.)

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

along those lines:

@WIRED
Trump appears to have a new goal: to prime the public to believe he is the only reliable source.

https://www.wired.com/2017/01/donald-trump-still-campaigning-press/

@ggreenwald
This is absolutely his dangerous objective. Bad media choices, which discredit journalism, are his greatest ally in this goal.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

yeah i'm uh fairly alarmed here

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

I love that GG can't even write a tweet without packing in the modifiers

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

That's the trouble with finding even one mistake in the "dossier" (i.e. Cohen).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

ABSOLUTELY DANGEROUS BAD GREATEST definitely an album I'd pick out of the bargain bin though

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

I don't know why he'd want to mess with that.

imo, trump would be happy to undermine every news outlet and accuse them all of peddling 'fake news' and being disgraceful liars. when there is no credible source of news or commentary, trump has inoculated himself against every scandal and all criticism. has trump screwed the pooch? no problem! smear the reporter, or newspaper or network who shows the 'faked' photos for biased reporting.

and because those same media outlets cannot and will never bring themselves to ignore trump entirely (he's president), trump can still manipulate them and abuse them and make them a willing conduit for his erratic pronouncements. and most of them will keep crawling back to him looking for approval, like a whipped cur.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

exactly, and if three mistakes are found in the next week, the Trumpists can dismiss it (and so can i)

the fixation on pee and little else does reaffirm that we are a Puritan nation til we drown.

xxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

I officially have no idea why Trump does what he does

there's no long game -- he just responds to any criticism as a personal affront/challenge to manhood and reacts instinctively, no matter the consequences

maybe there's a "have you no shame" moment in the future, but i can't see who will deliver it -- particularly at 'press conferences' with trump staffers cheering in the background

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

the fixation on pee and little else does reaffirm that we are a Puritan nation til we drown.

Oh come the fuck on, "he's such a little man he hired women to piss on Obama's bed" was hilarious. No one cared beyond that, the people making jokes about it aren't out policing kinky sex.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 12 January 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

Some of the reporting going on here - and there is no indication this story will not continue to spiral as more stuff tinkles out - indicates it was all set in motion by an anti-Trump Republican donor. Some of that is in here: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/11/us/politics/donald-trump-russia-intelligence.html

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)

Who dares predict where we'll be after four years of this demented circus.

rip van wanko, Thursday, 12 January 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

Oh come the fuck on, "he's such a little man he hired women to piss on Obama's bed" was hilarious. No one cared beyond that, the people making jokes about it aren't out policing kinky sex.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 9:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah I mean was kind of rolling eyes at some people I knew today talking about kink shaming when all I saw were people making urine-puns and nothing more. besides, the context makes his act gross for other reasons (ie using it to defile the Obamas). I don't care who gets peed on, shat on, or snotted on while fucking - I'm just jealous they're getting laid and I'm not

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 03:55 (eight years ago)

the zero-sum thinking around Tinklegate is annoying in that it's possible to make pee jokes and be legitimately outraged at the suggestion that Trump's own staff had Russia connections at a period of time when they were undermining our election.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

omg it's ok to make fun of the president elect for liking the pee you guys are so sensitive

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

He is vile.

I affirm the kinks of people who practice them in a spirit of mutual respect and fun.

I reject Trump and his power-centric sexuality, with its emphasis on non-consensual behavior.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:11 (eight years ago)

omg it's ok to make fun of the president elect for liking the pee you guys are so sensitive

― k3vin k., Wednesday, January 11, 2017 11:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's just a wee bit of fun, then we can get back to the leak

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

YO
does it say anywhere Trump got pissed on / pissed on someone else? bc otherwise it's just him getting back at Obama. the piss thing is a distraction and wishful thinking, unless I missed something? where does it say he likes pee

flappy bird, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)

I reject Trump and his power-centric sexuality, with its emphasis on non-consensual behavior.

― Treeship, Wednesday, January 11, 2017 11:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.internetmonk.com/wp-content/uploads/baptism1.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:19 (eight years ago)

you think we're over prioritizing this but he's the guy who went through all the trouble to make this number one.

nomar, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)

Rubio better fucking vote against Tillerson

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

I'm so sick of these worms enabling Trump.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:23 (eight years ago)

lol nomar

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

The urination thing is amusing but it's absolutely a distraction from a whole host of much more disturbing questions raised by these Russian allegations. Chief among which is, 'does Trump like pee?'

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:41 (eight years ago)

you think we're over prioritizing this but he's the guy who went through all the trouble to make this number one.

At the rate we're going, it may be his number two we have to look out for. Pence prides himself on his moral fiber, which firm up his conservative foundations, but you wouldn't want to be on his shit list.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:41 (eight years ago)

Well the piss thing is still ridiculous and pathetic if true. i hope the Obamas replaced their toothbrushes after Trump came to the White House.

JoeStork, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne on Seth Meyers' show yesterday, glad Seth dug in a little but my god that woman is so infuriating, and I hate to say it, but she's damn good at what she does. Though she did lose her cool towards the end when the audience chuckled at something she said, remarking something like "you people need to respect the office of the President". Was rooting so hard for Seth to bring up birtherism in that moment but you could tell he was afraid of going too hard on her. Oh well.

That said it's so fucking irritating that nobody will call her out on the whole "Democrats need to stop being sore losers who are whining about James Comey and Russians" line she trots out when half of her fucking talking points were about emails and the shit that popped up on Wikileaks. Like, it seems like it would be so easy to press her on this point and yet no one does.

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

During the campaign a lot of pieces brought up Goldwater. Little did they know they were more right than they ever imagined, but for the wrong reasons.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 05:03 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne Conway is a demon from hell.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 05:07 (eight years ago)

Did you guys watch her berate Anderson Cooper and CNN for not "cleaning house" when journalists reported "inaccurate" things about Trump?

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 05:25 (eight years ago)

She got him to say "I respect the President elect enormously"

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

Christ, these media star suckdogs

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 05:36 (eight years ago)

It turns out that the documents at yesterday's press conference were as fake as something off the set of the Apprentice.

https://twitter.com/bergopolis/status/819361200370614274

Jill, Thursday, 12 January 2017 07:53 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/5876de6be4b0f8a7254484d6?timestamp=1484189321777

Interested in this, including:

--
The name of the MI-6 agent who prepared the memo published by Buzzfeed has been identified, and he has fled his home for fear he will be assassinated—presumably, though we cannot yet know for certain, by the Russians or Trump allies. Whatever his reasoning, his reaction to what’s happened casts a pall over claims that his report was merely a frivolous fiction.

The author of the memo, Christopher Steele, is apparently a well-respected intelligence consultant whose contacts in Russia are the product of many, many years of clandestine service there. The fact that Steele, who owns several businesses in good standing (and a very large home) in England, is now on the run for his life does not conform to the Trump narrative that, despite being a professional paid for his work—and despite producing shockingly detailed accounts of an alleged plot hatched by the Kremlin and the Trump campaign—Steele was in fact trying to create “disinformation.”
--

the pinefox, Thursday, 12 January 2017 08:45 (eight years ago)

If he were making up lies about the Kremlin he would presumably also be somewhat afraid at this point.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 January 2017 08:53 (eight years ago)

Yes I agree that's the problem with this theory!

It does seem scary for CHRISTOPHER STEELE.

the pinefox, Thursday, 12 January 2017 09:07 (eight years ago)

I wonder if he's related to this friend of mine from college:

https://twitter.com/lock

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 January 2017 09:09 (eight years ago)

Seems a stretch, if the dossier has been in circulation for months and shopped around to Democrat backers when the Jeb! SuperPAC had no use for it, that Russian intelligence wouldn't already know which company was hired to produce it. Steele hasn't made any statements.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 January 2017 09:09 (eight years ago)

I imagine he's more in fear of being hounded by the world's media than being assassinated ffs.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 10:24 (eight years ago)

Relevant:

http://www.avclub.com/article/thank-fuck-someone-made-better-shower-beer-248275

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, 12 January 2017 10:29 (eight years ago)

you'd think being a top secret agent handing out info to the media that the famously vindictive president elect is colluding with a famously murderous Russian underworld would be a low-risk situation

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:14 (eight years ago)

Half the point of a shower beer is to stay in there for a long ass time! I don't want a smaller beer for my shower, thank you.

how's life, Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/819522289221992448

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

"Made up, phony facts" is some amazing doublespeak!

Tuomas, Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

alright let's leak this shit on inauguration day, it's truly what America deserves

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

Did you guys watch her berate Anderson Cooper and CNN for not "cleaning house" when journalists reported "inaccurate" things about Trump?

honestly cannot figure out why any of these networks even agree to interview her, they give her tons of airtime to trot out the same non-answers on show after show and every single anchor seems too terrified to press her enough to answer a straight question.

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

because in the interests of 'balance' they need to speak to someone connected to trump, i guess. unfortunately trump's spokesperson is a maniac so we're stuck with these insane gladatorial displays where interviewers are simply not equipped to do anything other than get mashed into the dust under conway's freewheeling monologues

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

it's like trying to fight water

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

I thought that was Bruce Lee

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

fuck balance imo because no matter what they are going with this god damn "fake news" shit anyways. why do you have to display these pieces of shit? they should just be flushed.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

balance is bullshit, clearly - if you're interviewing someone who says the sky is blue you don't have to find another interviewee who says actually the sky doesn't exist and it's all a communist plot

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

although the latter might bring you more ratings so what are you gonna do

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

lol not surprised but the folders at the presser were apparently blank and there was a cheering section of paid staff .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

The "fake news" thing is maybe the most infuriating of all. Inaccurate is not fake. Incomplete is not fake. And for that matter, for all the so-called "fake news" there have been few efforts on their part to correct it. It's just dismissed offhand as "fake news." Which would be slightly less infuriating if he did not gain his platform on actual "fake news," like claiming Obama was born in Africa, or all the other bullshit racists and reactionaries propagate and ... gah, it's all so galling. Very ironic, imo, that Steve Bannon operates so invisibly, totally out of the picture, because he actually is clearly orchestrating their shit, from the tweets to press conferences to talking points, like a nihilistic propaganda master. That some, any percentage of Americans dig this flailing piece of shit reflects that same nihilism.

It's this pervasive cynical fatalism with no clear goal at all. Just break break break, repeal repeal repeal, cancel cancel cancel, cut cut cut, and for what? I rhetorically asked this some thousand posts ago, but I don't even know what these people want. "Make America Great Again?" Get the fuck out. I literally have no idea what Trump, Ryan, McConnnel, any of them want. Do they really think they're going to help people? Is it really as cynical and craven as "power?" To what end, simply to retain power, for power's sake? Trump is obviously some sort of psychopath, but I don't think they're all psychopaths. Assholes, sure, tight-asses, definitely, but not psychopaths. So what the fuck is going on?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

What does a troll want beyond the momentary high of having successfully sent people into a tizzy?

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

The idea of Trump accusing somebody of peddling 'fake news' is beyond irony -- it's some kind of profound inversion of reality, almost beyond anything hitherto.

You / we have to remember that the reason 'fake news' came into the lexicon at all (just in the last 2 months, really) is his electoral success. He is Mr Fake News. Fake news is the reason he's there. Fake News as we know it came out largely to promote him. The black-comic profundity of his mendacity in taking hold of this phrase now needs to be kept in view, even though he's going to mash these distinctions into oblivion.

I feel that there's some fictional precursor that would make sense of this or offer a parallel, but can't think of it.

The one thing it does correspond to is the thing people have repeatedly said: that he 'projects' -- that whatever he accuses somebody of, is precisely what he's been doing.

the pinefox, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

It's so funny that Trump has gone berserk against CNN and not BuzzFeed. When that man gets angry, he lashes out at everything and everyone, whether it's shouting at the wrong news channel, or hiring prostitutes to pee in a bed where his enemy has slept. Too bad!

Frederik B, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

meanwhile the Affordable Care Act suffered its first death blow last night.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

lol Trump is literally shilling LL Bean on Twitter right now

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

It turns out that the documents at yesterday's press conference were as fake as something off the set of the Apprentice.
https://twitter.com/bergopolis/status/819361200370614274

called it! surviving four years of rob ford has taught me a things or two about pathological bullshit artists.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

it's incredible that they put those 'documents' out there in front of the press and didn't even go to the trouble of filling them with lorem ipsum or something to at least attempt the illusion of content. it's not just that it's stupid it's so fucking lazy

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

They might as well have been piles of steak, given they are as meaningless signed and formatted as they are blank.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

It was invisible ink people. Jesus.

nashwan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

am i underestimating trump to believe that he's not going to survive a full-term without being severely crippled or impeached due to major scandals? i know a lot depends on how toxic such a scandal is for the GOP and their willingness to go w/ impeachment but i think it is clear there's going to be unprecedented corruption w/ this administration

marcos, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

trump's cyber-security plan: no computers, write everything in invisible ink

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

always knew he was smat

nashwan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

i mean to start off your presidency -- not even! he's days away still -- battling accusations of collusion w/ a hostile foreign government and being forced to address major conflicts of interest, all with record-low approval ratings for an incoming president .. just doesn't bode well. he was angry and seething and resentful right off the bat, attacking enemies like he was still in campaign mode. i can't see him getting through four years but who knows, rest of the gop seems pretty on-board w/ him for the most part

marcos, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

they would be on board with a potato as long as it had an R next to it.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

am i underestimating trump to believe that he's not going to survive a full-term without being severely crippled or impeached due to major scandals? i know a lot depends on how toxic such a scandal is for the GOP and their willingness to go w/ impeachment but i think it is clear there's going to be unprecedented corruption w/ this administration

one would think but he survived so much, it's foolish to think anything is capable of stopping him. its tough to imagine what sort of scandal could stop him since he's already weathered the kind of shit that would kill any other campaign in its tracks. obviously there's major grounds for impeachment already but I dunno why the GOP would suddenly grow a spine now. gonna be interesting if he defects on unpopular conservative principles or goes off-message too much, as he's already been doing.

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

yeah, we're beyond uncharted waters now - the whole ship has basically fallen off the edge of the world and it feels like literally anything could happen

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

absolutely

if DT becomes a severe enough liability to the GOP agenda, why wdn't they replace him with Pence?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

Has Trump made any sort of statement re fully intending to serve two terms? He's obviously disinterested in many aspects of the role.

Basically if you offered me 4 years ONLY of Trump right now I'd probably take it, whatever wars are to come and continue, but I wonder if he'd rather transfer to Pence after 3 years rather than risk defeat (unless perhaps against another woman). I'm white and not American though so should probably STFU.

nashwan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

He constantly says "at the end of 8 years" so yeah, he's re-running

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

Shit just bounces off him because he hasn't done anything yet, as it generally does when politicians are in the ascendancy. If he makes it two years into his presidency with the economy in the toilet and a string of terrible headlines then a lot more will stick. I mean, this is meant to be his honeymoon period.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

he's absolutely going to try to run again

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

we're due for a recession. There's that!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

usually it's not the crime that sinks these bastards it's the coverup. but he doesn't even bother covering anything up!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

lol Trump is literally shilling LL Bean on Twitter right now

― frogbs, Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:17 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by linking to the twitter account... of the cafe that's in the flagship store.

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

Trump may seem unstoppable at the moment but millions of Americans suddenly finding themselves uninsured will, I think, produce some interesting results. His tendency is to blame and slander everyone, ally or enemy, when he becomes a target, and you know that's what he'll do to congress if ACA repeal actually happens. Once he starts demonizing them, there's no good reason for them not to chuck him out on his ass.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

Demonizing who?

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/819575078190989312

Per pool: MARINE LE PEN is in Trump Tower right now

fuck this

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

It seems a good amount of republicans will go along with him as long as he has that huge following of dedicated "deplorables" they want to appeal to.

xp

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

hate this world tbh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

The fact that his approval rating is at 37% right now (compared to Obama's 80% at this point) is just mind boggling to me. Like yeah the "deplorables" will never leave him but holy shit, how are the "thanks Obama" crowd who bitched incessantly about $4 gas going to handle the impending recession and millions getting chucked off healthcare in the light of massive tax breaks for rich people and corporations.

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

They'll probably continue thanking Obama, I would imagine.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

it's okay, a ford plant will keep a few hundred jobs somewhere in the midwest, so they'll know trump is looking out for them

marcos, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

hate this world tbh

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, January 12, 2017 11:08 AM (ten seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I watched the season premiere of Grimm on Hulu last night. Every episode starts with a literary epigram, and this one's was from Aldous Huxley: "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." Seemed very appropriate.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

They'll probably continue thanking Obama, I would imagine.

― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, January 12, 2017 11:18 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah it just seems so plausible and likely in my mind that they'll spin it just as hard as they've spun anything else from the campaign up until now by blaming any catastrophe on Obama going forward. "Obamacare was a disaster that needed to be repealed, now millions of Americans are uninsured. Obama really screwed everyone over in the long run, huh. We're doing our best to fix all of his mistakes!"

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

I've begun wondering pretty much every day whether there's a way back from the precipice we're hurtling towards or if we really are witnessing the slow death of reason and logic and the social contract.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

The Dark Ages shouldn't be aspirational!

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

the romans were globalists, the dark ages were a time of masculine virtue and striving, please buy my nootropic andro-supplement stack

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

if DT becomes a severe enough liability to the GOP agenda, why wdn't they replace him with Pence?

Terror of being primaried I think, basically what we saw during the campaign. The nutjob attack ads for 2018 basically write themselves. #DrainTheRINOs etc. Would be poetic justice for most of these fuckers but since they are craven hacks and cowards I'm not exactly holding my breath for this scenario.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

How many days/weeks into his Presidency will there be a major tragedy (mass shooting etc.) that Trump responds inappropriately to? I can't even imagine Trump behaving like a human at the funeral of Jimmy Carter or HW Bush.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

"You know, I won more counties than Jimmy Carter, more counties than any Republican really, it was historic. They say it's a movement. But we're not going to mention that since this is a...*sniff* somber occasion."

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

xpost Particularly given his favored method of expressing sadness.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

"I met George Bush. A lovely man. Not his kids, though. His kids were losers."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

i think i recall someone pointing out that he'll probably have to deliver remarks at desmond tutu's funeral xxxp

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

marine le pen at trump tower is making me feel sick tbh

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

the idea of le pen having trump's ear regardless of whether she wins election in france is horrifying

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

Yeah it just seems so plausible and likely in my mind that they'll spin it just as hard as they've spun anything else from the campaign up until now by blaming any catastrophe on Obama going forward.

The Tories blamed Labour for the necessity of making them bring in austerity policies for years, iirc.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

serious question, when does the Taiwanese animation come out depicting this week's events

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

Little mini-scandal in Austria right now -- the politically very powerful Governor of Lower Austria, a member (and secret boss) of the mainstream right party has a foundation that doesn't appear to give any money away although it takes plenty in. The best alternative paper in Austria has done an impressive investigation; the Party today issued a press release denouncing the investigation as, and here I translate literally, "fake news from a failing paper". Uh-oh.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

ths "fake news" shit is the worst

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

How many days/weeks into his Presidency will there be a major tragedy (mass shooting etc.) that Trump responds inappropriately to? I can't even imagine Trump behaving like a human at the funeral of Jimmy Carter or HW Bush.

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, January 12, 2017 11:34 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In my ignoble heart of hearts, I am waiting for Trump's "My Pet Goat" moment.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Wonder if anyone is describing any of Obama's past accomplishments as "fake history" yet.

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

x-post Trump's response would probably be "Fuck these kids. Get me somewhere safe."

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

there's certainly a lot to choose from in my FB feed this week

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

It takes a certain kind of chump to parrot talking points verbatim.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

This is why I think teaching people critical thinking skills might be the best possible thing anyone can do right now. Without that as a bulwark, whoever rants the loudest will always control the conversation.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Meeting Le Pen is nuts and will hopefully damage both of them. Will also hopefully encourage European governments to keep him at arm's length.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

On the bright side, it seems that in this modern age there is a much much higher threshold for assassination attempts. #progress

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

Meeting Le Pen is nuts and will hopefully damage both of them.

of course it wont

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

i'd love to be corrected but i don't see how it can hurt either of them in the eyes of their supporters - le pen ain't no cheese-eatin' surrender monkey, she's a strong leader just like trump

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

i'm extremely haunted by what his inaugural address will be like

maura, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

i'm extremely haunted by what his inaugural address will be like

― maura, Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:03 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it'll just be maniacal laughter that starts as a chuckle and gets louder and louder.

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

It will be an epic poem about a hero who vanquished Lyin' Ted and Low Energy Jeb

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

hopefully cut short by 1,000 separate assassination attempts

example (crüt), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

In my ignoble heart of hearts, I am waiting for Trump's "My Pet Goat" Ford's Theater moment.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

As I think I pointed out before, it's worth keeping in mind that the inauguration will basically be the first time in this seemingly-endless nightmare that Trump will be addressing an enormous crowd of people who aren't just his supporters. I don't think he's prepared for what he's likely to face.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

Meeting Le Pen is nuts and will hopefully damage both of them. Will also hopefully encourage European governments to keep him at arm's length.

― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, January 12, 2017 10:58 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao america has a bottomless appetite for blonde racists

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

You are just going to LOOOOOVVVVE Geert Wilders then.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

Meeting Le Pen is nuts and will hopefully damage both of them. Will also hopefully encourage European governments to keep him at arm's length.

Wish I shared your confidence in European governments. Most of them will probably fascists soon enough, so no worries for President Trump there.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Idk, maybe. I might be underestimating his appeal in France but for anyone wavering between Fillon and Le Pen, does hitching her wagon to this farce help her?

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

pretty sure trump is going to get into a twitter/press beef with someone with terminal cancer

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

In France probably not, lol. (xp)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

i'm extremely haunted by what his inaugural address will be like

― maura, Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:03 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it'll just be maniacal laughter that starts as a chuckle and gets louder and louder.

― Evan, Thursday, January 12, 2017 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he unhinges his jaw and reveals the horror of his thousand internal mouths

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

ben carson just told sherrod brown "you remind me of columbo"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

Okay so let's put "meeting with Marine Le Pen" down as #3,472 on the list of things that hopefully will damage Trump, but that ends up not doing so.

"Beef with someone with terminal cancer" can be #3,473.

Have we learned nothing?

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

he said that out of nowhere. sherrod brown had wrapped up his questions, and then asked for just a few more seconds of time to compliment carson (!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!!??!) on his attention to detail with homes with lead paint. as brown was asking the chairman for permission to speak for just a few more seconds, carson interjected

"YOU REMIND ME OF COLUMBO."

and then everyone had an awkward laugh

xpost

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

Maybe it'll just be maniacal laughter that starts as a chuckle and gets louder and louder.

... while holding a torch under his chin.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

... sorry, chins

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: I have just discovered that ben carson is a lurker on http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6125566

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

"chin"

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

More of a wattle, really

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

My only thought about his inauguration is idle curiosity whether they really have sniper's rifles that can hit their target from like half a mile away like in the movies.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

McConnell, those are wattles

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

No they call that a "vocal sac"

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

the first time in this seemingly-endless nightmare that Trump will be addressing an enormous crowd of people who aren't just his supporters.

Who except Trump fans would go to the inauguration? I think it'll just be another campaign rally.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

this is such an awful story

http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/music/2017/01/12/Pittsburgh-Jackie-Evancho-on-performing-at-Trump-s-inauguration-If-people-are-going-to-hate-on-me-it-s-for-the-wrong-reason/stories/201701120167

Pine resident Jackie Evancho, a 16-year-old singer who rode success on NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” to international stardom, has become the target of intense criticism over her decision to perform the national anthem at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration on Jan. 20.

Juliet Evancho, 18, has always defended her little sister, but she is dealing with blowback of another kind. Juliet came out as transgender in 2015, and her family is suing the Pine-Richland School District over her right to use women’s bathrooms.

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2016/12/02/Attorneys-argue-Pine-Richland-bathroom-resolution/stories/201612020099

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

the first time in this seemingly-endless nightmare that Trump will be addressing an enormous crowd of people who aren't just his supporters.

Who except Trump fans would go to the inauguration? I think it'll just be another campaign rally.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 12, 2017 1:03 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Speaking for myself I've fantasized about the inauguration audience being mostly people that are there primarily to boo as loud as possible, but nothing so far has played out the way I've wanted it to so you're probably right.

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Justice Dept now investigating Comey's pre-election shenanigans

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

this should turn out well

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

Once a Justice Department investigation is launched, can a new Administration just say stop?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

Herobama just gave Trump's NSA "greater latitude" on intercepts

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

it'll be a great 4 years with everybody investigating each other and no health care

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

Once a Justice Department investigation is launched, can a new Administration just say stop?

probably? I assume the Attorney General is in charge. I would think the only thing the Administration can't stop in terms of federal investigations is Kenn Starr-style "independent prosecutor" crap.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

btw I'm tired of Comey's sullen Fraggle face

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

Attorney General: Stop.
Justice Dept: No.
Attorney General: Stop, now.
Justice Dept: Make me!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

a bit off topic, but I'm looking forward to the next SOTU turning into whiney diatribe about how half the audience didn't clap for some incoherent policy proposal.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

hey, maybe the weasel "YOU LIE!" guy will show up again

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

The Department of Justice inspector general will review broad allegations of misconduct involving the FBI’s investigation of Hillary Clinton’s email practices and the bureau’s controversial decision shortly before the election to announce the probe had resumed, the Inspector General announced Thursday.

The probe will be wide ranging — encompassing the FBI’s various public statements on the matter, whether its deputy director should have been recused and whether Department of Justice or FBI employees leaked non-public information, according to a news release from Inspector General Michael E. Horowitz.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

Who except Trump fans would go to the inauguration? I think it'll just be another campaign rally.

http://wtop.com/inauguration/2017/01/dc-pot-advocates-light-inauguration-marijuana-reform/

Demonstrators are supposed to be handing out 4200 free joints the morning of the inauguration; apparently the plan is to light up 4 minutes 20 seconds into the inaugural address. I personally would be afraid of discovering I'm standing next to an aspiring Y'alleiter.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

being high at a Trump rally, yeah that sounds fun

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

hope they bring some trip spotters

flappy bird, Thursday, 12 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

being in DC that day will be a psychedelic experience with or without drugs. was considering going but don't think i can handle it

flappy bird, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

http://pagebin.com/YGZpVuVK

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

http://pagebin.com/YGZpVuVK

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

The probe will be wide ranging

and there will be serious consequences, too, such as:

  • you just can't conceive of all the memos that will result from this
  • and a report will be written
  • did I mention it will be a critical report?
  • James Comey will feel compelled make a semi-contrite statement to the press
  • several FBI agents may be reprimanded
  • a new rule or two might be written and filed in the New Employee's Handbook

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

oh my god

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-steele-idUSKBN14W0HN

Steele was initially hired by FusionGPS, a Washington, DC-based political research firm, to investigate Trump on behalf of unidentified Republicans who wanted to stop Trump's bid for the GOP nomination. The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) reported that Steele was initially hired by Jeb Bush, one of Trump's 16 opponents in the 2016 Republican primary.

the return of Jeb!

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

Journalists from Telegraaf (Dutch version of Daily Mail, sort of) are banging the drum that they've spoken to a witness of DT's sexual escapades, supposedly being published tomorrow. (I don't believe them but hey ho...)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

Only the tabloids can save us now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

the return of Jeb!

please clap

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

Herobama

good one. not as good as dronebama though

marcos, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

harambama

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

It's a pity Al Gore didn't pick Obama as a running mate, Alobama.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

Why don't you just go straight to "Niggerbama" and get it over with, Morbs

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

hello

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

uh does "herobama" have some sort of racial undertones i'm unaware of?

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

The fact that people on the left are still snarkily undercutting Obama at this terrifying moment is extraordinary.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

Morbz isn't on the left he's on another planet all his own

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

There is no left or right in outer space.

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

making fun of people's names in general has racial undertones

the late great, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

xp just access to exactly two twitter accounts

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

making fun of people's names in general has racial undertones

wrong

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

the return of Jeb!

lolling at the thought of Jeb trying to use the golden showers info against Trump in a debate

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

someone who posted recently is pathologically sick, and i'm sorry for him

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

Crap, I might as well come clean then

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

I thought the Harambe 'joke' was super racist or at least shockingly not-thought-through. But what did Morbs post? I should just load the whole thread and search but that already seems daunting.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Herobama just gave Trump's NSA "greater latitude" on intercepts

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, January 12, 2017 1:26 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

sounds like a compliment

Ste, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

morbs posted an innocuous variation of his usual one-note obama nickname schtick and because the two have an unpleasant history DJP decided to lob a spurious accusation of racism at him despite the fact that a different poster posted an obama portmanteau involving a famous gorilla just a few posts up. in other words, it's another day on the ilx politics thread

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38589427

this is pretty messed up

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

None of it matters. They could find the video, and in the video Trump could be fucking hookers dressed like Putin, and throughout the video he could be promising to compromise the US further with every thrust, and I just don't honestly see what difference it would make, Trump's partisans are so loud, so emboldened and so beyond burdens of proof and decency.

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

Like, he's a liar. That's what he does. This is what happens when someone so drastically lowers the standard of the position.

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

The fact that people on the left are still snarkily undercutting Obama at this terrifying moment is extraordinary.

That Obama is giving the NSA more power just in time for Trump is NOT terrifying, of course.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

HEY EVERYBODY DR MORBIUS WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT OBAMA IS BAD, NOT AS BAD AS TRUMP BUT BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE THINK OBAMA IS GOOD IT NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED THAT HE IS BAD MUCH MORE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED THAT TRUMP IS BAD

marcos, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

Oh shit, for real?

Evan, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

fuck. my scaly eyes!

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

does morbs no like Obama ? first i've heard of that.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

not*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

tbh this is one of the rare occasions where morbs actually has a point - greater powers for the nsa is alarming enough at the best of times let alone a week before trump takes he reins

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

*the reins

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

yeah was gonna say, maybe the snarky nickname didn't add much to the content of the post but obama expanding NSA powers on the eve of a trump presidency seems like something that should be acknowledged/lamented/discussed

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

At least one lib I'm friends with is actively hostile/pushing back on any O criticism right now and I find it completely bizarre, like people seem to really have hard time with the notion of varying degrees of bad that can be simultaneously acknowledged

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

losing their religion

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

to be fair this "both sides are bad" thing is often idiotic since it leads to the sort of false equivalence which wound up getting Trump elected

agree though that this move by Obama is strange, what exactly is his justification for this

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

#ImWithHerobama

flopson, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

As has been demonstrated, many people lack the capacity to process varying degrees of things presented to them simultaneously. In this context, cool. In a broader 'what should we focus on as a country right now' context, there's really nothing we can do about anything O decides to implement on his way out so making a big show about that only serves to distract from Trump & the GOP.

To double down, totally worth discussing and lamenting, but I'd hate to see that become a major story that drowned out other bullshit in the minds of the general public.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

oh yeah and apparently C-SPAN just abruptly cut to RT for about 10 minutes? strange world we live in

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

agree though that this move by Obama is strange, what exactly is his justification for this

iirc socrates and plato both affirm that the common good sometimes outweighs individual rights

the late great, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

this is kind of hilarious and genius of Trump https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/819602533165346816

flopson, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

guys, Obama believe in elite institutions. It's the prime motivator in his life.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

idk if i trust andy richter's analysis there

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

he said "buy ll bean" because he wants people to boycott ll bean? donald trump did this?

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Holy shit, it really happened, C-SPAN really got interrupted by RT for several minutes! What the fuck?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

wtf am i even talking about, every day is new lunacy

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

test run for when they interrupt the inauguration to show the Donald Pisspig video, cementing Putin's legacy as history's greatest supervillian

frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/819652454237278208

huh

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

sorry – what is RT?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

wait... Russia Today?! O_O

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

8)
deal with it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

every day is new lunacy

otm

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

actual footage of RT interruption

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8hu9N-Kz3I

hunangarage, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

lol actual footage here

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/819632340272054272

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

Just in time to catch them making fun of the Polish Foreign Minister for claiming to have opened diplomatic relations with a country that doesn't exist - which i'm sure will go down well in Warsaw.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

well, that's weird

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

sorry to be put the tinfoil hat on but i find that extremely weird. that is an enormous coincidence if it just so happens that it was that particular tv channel, out of all the channels C-SPAN monitors, that was accidentally switched over to for ten minutes, 8 days before an election swirling with Russian rumors. I haven't taken statistics in several years and i don't remember the exact star wars joke but i'm going to say the approximate chances of that occurring by pure random chance alone are approximately 58 billion, 294 million 331 thousand and 199 to one

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

boris earning his stars today imo

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

next up: wolf blitzer interrupted by a broadcast from videodrome

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

boris vladislav surkov earning his stripes today imo probably closest to the truth

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Why would RT do that? Wouldn't Russia want to keep a low profile if they are planning to blackmail the incoming president?

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

re: Justice Dept investigation of FBI:

There’s been some Twitter speculation to the effect that once the Trump administration takes over, it can close this probe down. But the Inspector General is a “statutorily created independent entity,” and former Justice Department officials told me today that they saw this outcome as highly unlikely.

“An Inspector General has very broad power to decide what to investigate,” Jamie Gorelick, a Washington litigator and former Deputy Attorney General, told me today. “That authority is not subject to the direction of an Attorney General. When I was Deputy Attorney General, I never felt I had the right to direct an Inspector General not to investigation something.”

“They could fire the Inspector General, but that would be a Saturday Night Massacre situation,” added Matthew Miller, a former Justice Department spokesman who criticized Comey’s conduct at the time. “If so, you’d see resignations at the Justice Department. That would be a huge breakdown in the rule of law.”

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

so... huge breakdown in the rule of law imminent I suppose

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

He'll get away with that.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

Why would RT do that? Wouldn't Russia want to keep a low profile if they are planning to blackmail the incoming president?

― Treeship

it seems as likely as not that it was a non-state actor doing it, not RT and not Russia. but who the fuck nows. bizarre.

Karl Malone, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

KNOWS

Karl Malone, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

Why would RT do that? Wouldn't Russia want to keep a low profile if they are planning to blackmail the incoming president?

― Treeship, Friday, January 13, 2017 12:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who says it was Russia, or even RT, sending RT over C-Span's airwaves?

This is the thing: Russia can just sit back and relax, and see how US ppl troll their own country. With 4chan and the army of idiots behind Trump, they really do not have to do anything, it will be done for them. Russia, or any other nation, dont need to troll America anymore. Americans elected Trump themselves: that is something no other country could ever top. America trolls itself. The rest of the world just leans back to watch the ensuing car crash.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:40 (eight years ago)

Yeah. I am so sick of all these zany, sinister antics.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

Americans elected Trump themselves: that is something no other country could ever top.

That's about the size of it.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

THE HACKING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

You guys already forgot who won the election

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

Yeah. I am so sick of all these zany, sinister antics.

― Treeship, Thursday, January 12, 2017

Better get a vaccine.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)

America is at its weakest, most vulnerable than it has ever been before, at least in my four decades alive. What's scary to me as a 'western' guy is that it wasn't another country that brought America to its knees, no. America inflicted most of this on itself, electing Trump. We can make urine jokes for laughs till the end of time but it's deeply worrisome that it has come to this: America has no seat at the table wrt the Middle East, is turning inward, and its influence on the world right now is mostly a poisonous one, one of "fake news", populism and a leader very close to being, or becoming, a fascist dictator. A dictator who very obviously has serious mental issues.

And no doubt this will set a trend and France, Holland etc will follow in the coming elections this year, with fascist populism on the rise. I for one am not amused. Zany antics indeed. Not preaching end times here, but these are dark times. It's a sad state of affairs.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

These are dark times, but it is important not to fall into the darkness, to keep our small individual lights burning and to merge them where we can.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

FISA didnt let the fbi monitot paul manafort and three others.

What the fuck is going on.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

four whole decades mind u

i dont feel it inevitable that europe experiences the same outcome as the us, but even if so i wouldnt attribute it as following in a causal way. common cause, yes.

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

You're right Aimless, but at the same time America electing trump is like a tsunami waiting to hit the European shores. We're in for a world of hurt this side of the ocean with ppl like Le Pen and Wilders hitching their cart to the Trump train and winning big this year. There is little hope Trump will pan out to be an isolated event, an incident. Will keep the light burning - and god knows the Americans itt suffer way more and more directly because of Trump being PE - but this does not stop at your yet unwalled borders,

Xp common cause otm

(Not four decades just yet tbh, though the bigly 4-0 is approaching)

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

Another possibility: Trump gets arrested and humiliated, his supporters feel ashamed of themselves, right wing politics die forever.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

particularly lucky because at exactly the same moment, neuroscience is completed; and who knows where that might have gone otherwise

difficult listening hour, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

Another possibility: Trump gets arrested and humiliated, his supporters feel ashamed of themselves, right wing politics die forever.

― Treeship, Thursday, January 12, 2017 8:15 PM

and then you woke up with a hangover

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

I now regret more than ever each time I've hypothesized or predicted the death of right wing politics.

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

why would it? Hate is eternal.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

http://s3.drafthousefilms.com/_uploads/galleries/26618/shiningprequel__span__span__full.jpeg

difficult listening hour, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2017/01/12/200-buses-have-applied-for-city-parking-on-inauguration-day-1200-have-applied-for-the-womens-march/

Far more buses have applied to secure parking through the city for the Women’s March on Washington the day after inauguration than for the inauguration itself, D.C.Council member Charles Allen said Thursday.

Allen (D-Ward 6) said at least 1,200 buses have applied for permits to park at RFK Stadium in Washington on Jan. 21, the day of the Women’s March on Washington, while 200 have applied for parking the day before, Inauguration Day. NBC4 first reported the figures. RFK has a capacity of 1,300 buses.

Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

America: "hold my beer and watch this"

Bnad, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

I cant believe the nsa cant find these tapes

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

im sure they're somewhere safe like putin's humidor

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

Worth perusing, though about half of the complaints are from supporters who don't think Trump is horrible enough.

https://twitter.com/Trump_Regrets

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 January 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

America is at its weakest, most vulnerable than it has ever been before, at least in my four decades alive. What's scary to me as a 'western' guy is that it wasn't another country that brought America to its knees, no. America inflicted most of this on itself, electing Trump.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, January 13, 2017 12:58 AM (one hour ago)

reminds me of this famous quote from lincoln:

All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

that hurt to read

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 13 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

yes, it did

Dan S, Friday, 13 January 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

Why would anyone even consider approving Tillerson?

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

It was disappointing to see Gates support him so heavily.

Karl Malone, Friday, 13 January 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

Gates has always been a mellifluous fraud.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

he's the guy who said during Iran-Contra that he "didn't want to know."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

Going to assume this is the new normal =|

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/jason-chaffetz-federal-ethics-watchdog-trump-233575?lo=ap_b1

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 07:18 (eight years ago)

lol the last time a Republican was elected US President without serious Constitutional questions about the validity of the victory was in... 1988

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 January 2017 09:15 (eight years ago)

lol i forgot about kerry..

still, had 2000 not happened, that election would have not happened

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 January 2017 10:12 (eight years ago)

Chaffetz has got to be one of the most craven turncoats in modern political history. His endorsement turnarounds alone ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

Talk is cheap and these are undoubtedly some bad bad men but this piece leaves me with a modicum more hope than before I read it https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-cabinet-nominees-keep-contradicting-him/2017/01/12/dec8cccc-d8f3-11e6-9a36-1d296534b31e_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_trump-cabinet-740pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.b413dd8e2492

Don't read the Charles Krauthammer piece, he's a lying invidious cunt

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Friday, 13 January 2017 12:41 (eight years ago)

That dossier clearly got under Trump's skin. Always a tell when he gets defensive and lashes out.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208064613116365

Tuomas, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

Holy shit, Boots!

(I think that's Boots.)

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

That dossier clearly got under Trump's skin. Always a tell when he gets defensive and lashes out.

yeah he's on day 3 of being pouty about this, which is a long time in Trumpland

amazing to me he's still shouting "The Russians said it isn't true, you idiots!" as though that isn't the dumbest possible defense

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

the russians love donald trump, why would they lie? a copper-bottomed defence

hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 January 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

ok did C-SPAN ever figure out what the hell happened yesterday? this is all getting way too strange

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

I'm really surprised that Trump hasn't started lashing out at Jeb! again yet. Oh, but wait, that would actually make sense, so of course he's lashing out at Hillary instead.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

lol just remembered that Trump didn't want any oppo research done on him during the campaign, I wonder why

(most obvious answer is because he's an idiot who probably thinks its unnecessary, but my preferred answer is b/c he didn't want his ppl finding out he's a pisspig)

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

Yeah, the ONLY reason for a candidate to not independently solicit opposition research on himself is because he knows there's something to hide. And because he's an idiot with no interest in preparing for the dirt his opponents will surely dig up.

...is something I would've said before this became Bizarro World and nothing that used to make sense makes sense anymore.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

Now you just wait until dirt surfaces and then petulantly shout 'no, YOU'RE the one who's into watersports!' and then coast along as if nothing happened.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

also lol @ the "lock her up" crowd that kept repeating "where there's smoke, there's fire" apparently not caring that we elected a president who is literally siding with Russian intelligence over our own at every opportunity

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

kind of lol but mostly sad

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

like if this was a movie people would be shouting at the screen "HOW THE FUCK WAS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS HE WAS LITERALLY TELEGRAPHING IT THE ENTIRE TIME"

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

It's like someone who's constantly harassing their neighbors because they heard an unsubstantiated rumor that they're drug dealers but who also indignantly pooh-poohs any criticism of his serial arsonist father. Cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy are the cornerstones of humanity.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

this is going to end like the Iraq War - all of the evidence pointing to a sham, everybody ignoring it and plowing ahead anyway, it going as badly as predicted, and then the people who supported it all along and ignored the warnings will come back with "I didn't hear anybody predicting this 8 years ago - funny how you were silent then!" as if htey've been living in an alternate reality all this time.

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

the ability to deflect blame and avoid responsibility is pretty impressive for sure

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

Now would be such a delicious time for a tape of some kind to come out and corroborate all of this, my god. If only.

Evan, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

Yesterday one of those 'tax the churches' memes popped up on my Facebook, and I was astounded at the number of people piling on to say 'judge not,' and defending prosperity gospel charlatans like Joel Osteen with the reasoning that if he's leading people to Christ, then the ends justify the means.

It got me thinking about similarities with Trump, and how his followers are willing to handwave away so much bullshit with the 'give him a chance' mantra. He's going to make America great again, so nothing else matters. Not surprisingly, I see that the inauguration will feature prayers from two preachers known for advocating prosperity theology.

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

There was a bit on the radio this morning about the something like 6 preachers he has speaking at his inauguration, more than most presidents have had. Three or so of them were prosperity gospel charlatans, all Trump supporters, and Billy Graham's kid even claimed Trump won because God clearly favored him. Me, I'm waiting for Trump to announce his church, because I have a suspicion he is a secret Muslim.

Re: the dossier, there seems to be absolutely zero chance of him being in the crosshairs for 4 years and nothing coming out from no one, ever. What happened to all the women who came forward? Where did they go?

Anyway, there are only two reasons I can think of for his outrage:

1) He knows the allegations are false, but cannot say why, because classified.

Or 2) More likely he is mad people are making fun of him for getting peed on, when he knows the hookers just peed on the bed.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

you know he really wants to tell how classy the hookers were, and how expensive

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

They were so classy they were call girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Bl4Cnkm9s

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

someone had a good point on the Twitter today, if you apply Occam's Razor here the likelihood of a well-respected intelligence officer who had been a reliable source in the past just making up a 35-page dossier seems pretty low

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

, there seems to be absolutely zero chance of him being in the crosshairs for 4 years and nothing coming out from no one, ever.

definitely

openly attacking the intelligence community and starting off your term at odds w/ them doesn't seem like a good idea

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

i predict many opportunity dumps to come

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

xpost Well, there is no chance he made it up. The debate, as such, is over its accuracy. But even then, the chances of it being 100% inaccurate seem low, unless he was 100% played, which seems 100% unlikely.

Meanwhile:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/why-did-obama-dawdle-on-russias-hacking/2017/01/12/75f878a0-d90c-11e6-9a36-1d296534b31e_story.html

According to a senior U.S. government official, Flynn phoned Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak several times on Dec. 29, the day the Obama administration announced the expulsion of 35 Russian officials as well as other measures in retaliation for the hacking. What did Flynn say, and did it undercut the U.S. sanctions? The Logan Act (though never enforced) bars U.S. citizens from correspondence intending to influence a foreign government about “disputes” with the United States. Was its spirit violated? The Trump campaign didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

so many fantastic dumps

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Deadspin doing backflips over the chance to write this headline: The Spy Who Compiled The Golden Showers Dossier Helped Bring Down Sepp Blatter

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

attacking the media which has consistently held you to an incredibly low standard over the last 18 months seems to be not a good idea either

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

US Weekly with the scoop:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/donald-trump-talks-vladimir-putin-relationship-in-2013-interview-w460547

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

That video has been floating around for a while. Clearly no one cares.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

Trump might as well explicitly own every venal thing he's ever done at this point. It won't change anything.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

You need to take back that unfair criticism of US Weekly, one of our most essential free press bulwarks.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

It won't change anything.

Yes, he will still be President Donald J. Trump and the USA will have made the 'North Korea: still hilarious' thread redundant.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

To be fair, nobody does comedy quiet like America.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

Isn't he Canadian?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Yeah, but so is half of Hollywood, and that movie is 100% American. Immigrants, they get the job done!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

so what happens if/when this either backfires on russia or they decide trump is no longer useful to them? do they release the video or openly admit that Trump is in their pocket to try and force the U.S. to impeach him?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/819939967392739331

Evan, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

OK what the fucking fuck: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/commanding-general-of-dc-national-guard-to-be-remo

The head of the D.C. National Guard, Maj. Gen. Errol R. Schwartz, said Friday that he has been ordered removed from his command effective Jan. 20, 12:01 p.m., just as Donald Trump is sworn in as president.

Schwartz’s forced departure will come in the midst of the presidential inauguration that he has spent months helping plan alongside D.C. police, the U.S. Secret Service and other top District officials. He will turn over command to an interim as power transfers from one president to the next, and just before the inaugural parade marches down Pennsylvania Avenue.

“The timing is extremely unusual,” Schwartz said in an interview Friday morning, confirming a memo announcing his ouster that was obtained by The Washington Post. During the inauguration, Schwartz would command not only the members of the D.C. guard but also an additional 5,000 troops sent in from across the country to help. He also would oversee military air support protecting the nation’s capital during the inauguration.

“My troops will be on the street,” Schwartz, 65, said. “I’ll see them off but I won’t be able to welcome them back to the armory.” He said that he would “never plan to leave a mission in the middle of a battle.”

Schwartz said he would oversee duties in a command center and then depart at 12:01 p.m., retiring from the Army.

Schwartz said that he has been swamped with inauguration duties and packing up four decades’ worth of papers and accumulated items, and has not yet been able to inform District officials, including the mayor and the chair of the D.C. Council. Unlike in states, where the governor appoints the National Guard commander, in the District that duty falls to the president.

Schwartz said that he has not been told why he was asked to step down. “I’m a soldier,” he said, noting that he was following orders and has no regrets. “I’m a presidential appointee, therefore the president as the power to remove me.”

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

xpost I'll err on the side of coolheadedness and assume that this is just another instance of Trump's tactic of employing unpredictability to instill fear and keep opponents off balance. I can't say it isn't effective.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

someone had a good point on the Twitter today, if you apply Occam's Razor here the likelihood of a well-respected intelligence officer who had been a reliable source in the past just making up a 35-page dossier seems pretty low

― frogbs, Friday, January 13, 2017 11:17 AM (forty-two minutes ago)

i don't think this is how occam's razor works

k3vin k., Friday, 13 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

Whats the occams razor explanation for the national guard commander firing

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

trump dgaf?

k3vin k., Friday, 13 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

sure it does. simplest explanation is that the bedwetting prostitute story is true

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

I have no opinion one way or the other tbh. It's all very weird.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

Simplest explanation is that the Russians, famous for spreading misinformation, has been spreading a lot of misinformation, imo.

Frederik B, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

I think they want Trump to think they do have kompromat on him whether they do or not. Trump might be operating under the assumption they do -- doesn't seem implausible -- which would mean he is being blackmailed in effect, even if they haven't directly broached the topic with him.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Simplest explanation is that the Russians, famous for spreading misinformation, has been spreading a lot of misinformation, imo.

― Frederik B, Friday, January 13, 2017 12:12 PM (two minutes ago)

ding ding ding

k3vin k., Friday, 13 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Doing an Occam drill-down on Trump's employment of unpredictability, it's most likely that he was never sufficiently chastened for behaving like the id-driven narcissist which simply reinforced his tendency to behave however he wanted, and at some point someone smarter than him pointed out that his unpredictability had a disarming effect on others, at which point he began to parrot that observation as if there had been a conscious intention underlying the impulses of his lizard brain this whole time.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

the Russians didn't spread that information. it came from a British MI6 agent.

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

so was Flynn actively trying to undermine a sitting President's actions against a foreign state?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Looks that way!

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Would be great if the NSA could shed some light here

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

idk seems blatantly, almost comically obvious that Russia's holding something over Trump, i'd say the fact that they would spread misinformation to bolster that isn't exactly the simplest explanation.

circa1916, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

The former MI6 agent has been legally barred from Russia for twenty years. Any info, correct or not, is second, third or fourth hand at best. xps

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

If there was extensive contact between Trump's people and the Kremlin, wouldn't US intelligence have known about it? How easy is it to get something over on them?

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

the Russians didn't spread that information. it came from a British MI6 agent.

― frogbs, Friday, January 13, 2017 12:18 PM (seven minutes ago)

....where do you think that guy got his info from. he wasn't in the room

k3vin k., Friday, 13 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

OR WAS HE

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

I hate all of this.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

look i think it's cute that you all hope against hope that every little story that comes out against trump is going to be the one to finally take him down but it might be good for your sanity if you maintained a bit of healthy skepticism and let the investigative work play out for itself

k3vin k., Friday, 13 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

I will be the one to crack it

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

Yea honestly i have to tap out every day from reading new developments for my own sanity.

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

Even if he got shot directly in the face he'd find some whiny slimy way to weasel himself out of the situation.

Evan, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

like apologize to Dick Cheney...?

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

"Sorry Dick that we gave you so much crap about shooting people in the face. In fact, we have one more request of you."

Evan, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

"Just when I thought I was out...."

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

Even if he got shot directly in the face he'd find some whiny slimy way to weasel himself out of the situation.

Which face though? <----- satire

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

http://www.culturecreature.com/three-doors-down-trump-inauguration/

how's life, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

The former MI6 agent has been legally barred from Russia for twenty years. Any info, correct or not, is second, third or fourth hand at best. xps

We're talking about an international spy here. No legal ban is gonna stop Steele. Chris Steele.

look i think it's cute that you all hope against hope that every little story that comes out against trump is going to be the one to finally take him down but it might be good for your sanity if you maintained a bit of healthy skepticism and let the investigative work play out for itself

lol I'm trying to be realistic about this, a pisstape is gonna damage his rep for like 2 weeks tops then it's back to "I don't agree with everything the president does, but..." I want it to be true and I want it to be leaked cuz quite frankly that's what my country deserves right now. I want this administration and every high-ranking Republican who endorsed him to be utterly humiliated.

that said if it comes out that Trump really was colluding with the Russian government then yeah, that might matter a little

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

That video has been floating around for a while. Clearly no one cares.

The lesson we all should have learned after watching Hillary die is that you keep hammering on him until the hammer breaks. Then you get another hammer and keep going.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

omglol @ three doors down. that's it, he's done.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

xpost Oh, I agree completely. Everyone needs to besiege him every minute of every day until he is blessedly no longer president. I'm just done expecting that very many people are going to be swayed one way or another by anything that's exposed. I hope it will happen but I'm no longer holding my breath.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

surprised 3dd could break from their tour of various county fairs and indian casinos.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

as depressing as "lol nothing matters" tends to be lets not forget he's sitting at a 37% approval rating which is absolutely abysmal for an incoming president, and I highly doubt that's going to tick up after the events of this week. shitting on Trump is going to become a national pastime.

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

That's fun and great and awesome but if nothing ultimately comes of it I don't think I have 4-8 years of ineffectually shitting on Trump in me.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

well, you could always listen to Vampire Weekend

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

Always suspected you were in the pocket of Big Vampire Weekend.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

What's amazing is his numbers started bad and have since gone down!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

interestingly trump himself is tweeting about jeb and the spies being behind the document, when a lot of the online trumpiat had stuck to the story that it was a 4chan hoax

goole, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

Anything that undercuts Trump's approval undercuts his power and robs the Republicans of focus, unity and leadership. Ideally, Trump's abysmal approval coupled with his combative vindictive personality will drive a massive wedge between Trump and the Republicans in Congress, allowing the internal party splits to break out into intra-party warfare between various factions led by self-important gits like Cruz. The replacement of the ACA will provide the first big test of how this menagerie will be run.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

so how many of you have been calling congressmen since November? I take quixotic relief telling myself that the deceleration of the pace of confirmation hearings + GOP getting willies re ACA to my calling and emailing.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

I rarely say this but... Aimless otm

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

so how many of you have been calling congressmen since November?

not a lot of point for me but I have done it on several specific issues

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

I tried to call jason chaffetz's office this morning to cuss at them but got voicemail. whats the easiest route to get a human being to yell at?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

i live in OH so i really need to. i haven't yet

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

not a lot of point for me

I was about to say.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

seriously I'd be happier if y'all post the automated replies from your congressmen than reading Treeship rend his garments for the 400th time in two days.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

Spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt among congressional republicans as to what path to take and how to proceed seems like a worthwhile project. Passing bills purely for show, knowing they'll never become law, is not good training for what they need to do now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

will representatives basically ignore you if you dont live in their district? im in los angeles so I feel like haranguing my congressmen is kinda moot.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

Threatening to vote for primary challengers helps, I suspect.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

From a friend's FB page, but worth sharing. Stick around for the kicker.

Say, what is now th’ ambition of the great?
Is it to raise their country’s sinking state;
Her load of debt to ease by frugal care,
Her trade to guard, her harass’d poor to spare?
Is it, like honest Somers, to inspire
The love of laws, and freedom’s sacred fire?
Is it, like wise Gondolphin, to sustain,
The balanc’d world, and boundless power restrain?
Or is the mighty aim of all their toil,
Only to aid the wreck, and share the spoil?
On each relation, friend, dependant, pour,
With partial wantonness, the golden shower,
And, fenc’d by strong corruption, to despise
An injur’d nation’s unavailing cries?

[The Poetical Works of George, Lord Lyttelton, 1801 (pages 137–138)]

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

If nothing else, each contact with a congressional office, regardless of whether you live in the district, will eat up the time and energy of congressional aides, so they can't work on other matters.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

^ although raising legit concerns is to be recommended over just fulminating

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

Break it down accordingly. If you'd like to offer some general sentiments, send an email or actual mail. An actual relevant/core issue, especially one where you and your congressperson differ or could differ, call the office.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

Separately, hmm.

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/314161-dems-outraged-with-comey-after-house-briefing

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

That's disconcerting.

In lighter weirdness:

http://www.popville.com/2017/01/this-amazing-dons-johns-dc-inauguration/

how's life, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

I have Joe Barton, Ted Cruz and John Cornyn. I don't call because I'd end up on a watchlist.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

what the hell is going on here

starting to get the feeling that inauguration week is going to be absolutely bonkers

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

good thinking there by trump's planners. we wouldn't want to inspire any bathroom humor among those attending or viewing the inauguration. it should be a solemn occasion. like a funeral.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

I have Joe Barton, Ted Cruz and John Cornyn. I don't call because I'd end up on a watchlist.

be brave!

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

try it. you'll come to like calling them out for their crassness, limitless ambition, and craven pandering to every kind of stupidity. it is just another form of service to your country.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

I've called my state's peeps. Durbin's voicemail was full/off (but a friend got through), Danny Davis people were chill, Duckworth folks awesome and took down full info. I think the idea behind the calls, even assuming they don't mean anything or really get results is 1) to support the pols with sheer numbers on the campaign trail in case someone claims they are going against their constituents and 2) to gather a database of people ready to mobilize in future elections. It's really a sneaky grassroots tool to get names, addresses and other info from people, who, having passed this most basic of hurdles, want to get involved. It's smart, really, and as this election has demonstrated, people who think they or their district/state are safe are really wrong. You never know, and the phone-bank basics organizers want to be prepared. Complacency in no small part got us where we are today.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

I don't think I've seen this pop up here yet: Trump sez to the 89-year-old announcer of every inauguration parade since 1957 whose wife just died weeks ago...You're fired!!!

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

I don't think there's a price I wouldn't pay to watch Donald Trump get eaten alive by wolves.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

that's because you haven't read the Art of the Deal

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/after-condemning-permanent-campaign-team-trump-gears-2020

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 13 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

Man, fuck all these hand wringers who think marching will somehow make America even more divided and prevent healing. You know who could make the minimal effort to "heal' America? The asshole in chief, who isn't and won't.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

the maddow link above makes sense... trump only cares about campaigning, could give a shit about governing. he sees everything as zero sum game and only cares about dominating

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

mission CREEP

difficult listening hour, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

It's awfully disconcerting that literally no one knows what the fuck is going on. I mean, reactions following that FBI meeting today, the Maddis stuff, even the CSPAN stuff. Just a nonstop parade of WTF.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

(Flynn, not Maddis, though it's only a matter of time before Maddis flies the hammer and sickle, too.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

The proof is in the Putin

Evan, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

People won't see the writing on the wall until Trump starts kissing little boys like kittens.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

Clapper and Comey know what's going on, apparently Israeli intelligence now knows something's up and have decided not to share intel with the Trump admin since they think it'll be compromised (source).

the reaction to the House briefing is almost making it sound as though Comey was compromised!?? but that's absolutely nuts.

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

Why? This is all nuts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

the Israel thing is def interesting

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

The smartest thing the GOP could do - and this won't happen, because not smart - is drum up an impeachment and get Pence in. They get a rubber stamp they can control while at the same time proving they can be anti-corruption even within their own party. All the people sullied by Trump would emerge cleaner and redeemed, and they have a righteous drum to hit for years to come. Because attaching your party gondola to this particular blimp seems a much bigger risk with the exact opposite potential result.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

i'm afraid with the firing of that dude in DC part way through the inauguration, means a lot of people might be getting their heads kicked in.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

yes, or worse

sleeve, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

note that the Women's March is the following day

sleeve, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

The smartest thing the GOP could do - and this won't happen, because not smart - is drum up an impeachment and get Pence in. They get a rubber stamp they can control while at the same time proving they can be anti-corruption even within their own party. All the people sullied by Trump would emerge cleaner and redeemed, and they have a righteous drum to hit for years to come. Because attaching your party gondola to this particular blimp seems a much bigger risk with the exact opposite potential result.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, January 13, 2017 3:18 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a big risk to ditch trump too, he has a lot of loyal supporters that the GOP needs

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

which is why all those other GOP candidates did little to attack him for fear of alienating his supporters, they need them

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

that said i really really hate pence, he is such a smug piece of human garbage but he is predictable and would be preferable imo

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

He only has a minority of die-hards, and if he's impeached for something illegal or treasonous even more of them will defect. And for sure stay GOP, but normal GOP, not freakshow GOP.

xpost My whole family will be there that day, my girls will kick their asses. Or at least their shins.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

the Israel thing is def interesting

Israel may be happy to accept the US embassy moving to Jerusalem, but they don't want Putin or Assad to get any valuable gifts via Trump or his appointees. They're going to be very wary of Trump's praising Putin and projecting a close alliance with him in Syria.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

that's good. seriously hope things don't get out of hand there.

xpost to Josh

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

http://www.npr.org/2017/01/13/509670980/trump-team-top-adviser-talked-with-russian-ambassador-before-u-s-hacking-respons

If you scroll down there's an image of flynn sitting next to putin at the RT 10th anniversary gala. I think that's Jill Stein (in profile) in the foreground

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

Ok i googled it and it totally is. Nice company Jill

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

I mean, come on. You can't make this shit up! His SoS nom gets a Friendship award from Russia. Trump defends Russia. Flynn calls and meets with Russians. Trump won't release tax returns (as if they would say "money from Russia," but anyway). RT on CSPAN, for god's sake. It's all so insane.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

I hate to say it, but Michael Moore may have been OTM when he said, a few weeks ago, that even then he wouldn't be shocked if Trump never became president.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

There should be enough for the CIA to at least frame Trump, which at this point I'm ashamed to say I'd feel okay with

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

don't be ashamed, all good woke liberals <3 the CIA

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

I'm not really OK with a CIA-backed coup in the USA, which framing Donald would amount to. It's bad enough those bastards overthrow governments elsewhere. However, a full blown, above-board feud between trump and the CIA would throw a lot of sand in the gears of a Trump administration and that's fine with me.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

I just feel panicked and disgusted

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Taibbi weighs in:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/the-russia-story-reaches-a-crisis-point-w460806

DJI, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

Aint there a connection between Ivanka and Putins girlfriend, or did I imagine that

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

He only has a minority of die-hards, and if he's impeached for something illegal or treasonous even more of them will defect.

that would be cold comfort to your average GOP pol getting creamed in a primary by this minority of die-hards. trump would have to shoot people on live television for them to even consider it.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

well I wouldn't put that past him at this point, see my comments above

sleeve, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

remind me, buzzfeed is the elite journalism powerhouse that is behind 'which frappucino are you', right? does taibbi freak out like this when the enquirer publishes that obama is leaving michelle for harry styles?

sleepingbag, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

And for sure stay GOP, but normal GOP, not freakshow GOP.

uhh what "normal GOP" have you ever known

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

the one I grew up has had brain cancer since January 1981.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

Is Trump's nearest analogue as a "disjunctive" prez Jimmy Carter?

Regimes are deep and intractable structures of interest and belief, setting out the boundaries of action, shaping our sense of the possible, over a period of decades.

Every President is aligned with or opposed to the regime. Every regime is weak or strong. These two vectors—the political affiliation of the President, the vitality of the regime—shape “the politics Presidents make.” That phrase is the title of Yale political scientist Stephen Skowronek’s classic study of the presidency, which, when it appeared in 1993, completely altered how political scientists understand the institution and its possibilities....

At the end of each regime—after it has completed its three-quarter orbit of reconstruction, articulation, and preemption—comes the politics of “disjunction.” Jimmy Carter is the most recent case; before him, there was Herbert Hoover and Franklin Pierce. Disjunctive Presidents are affiliated with a tottering regime. They sense its weaknesses, and in a desperate bid to save the regime try to transform its basic premises and commitments. Unlike reconstructive Presidents, these figures are too indebted to the regime to break with it. But the regime is too dissonant and fragmented to offer the resources these Presidents need to transform it. They find themselves in the most perilous position of all—hated by all, loved by none—and their administrations often occasion a new round of reconstruction. John Adams gives way to Thomas Jefferson, John Quincy Adams to Andrew Jackson, Carter to Reagan....

The differences between Carter and Trump are many and obvious: Carter shyly confessed to having “committed adultery in my heart”; Trump brags about grabbing pussy. Carter was a moralist and a technocrat; Trump, an immoralist and a demagogue. Carter was a state senator and a governor; Trump has no political experience. Carter wouldn’t hurt a fly (or a rabbit). Trump takes pleasure in humiliating others, particularly women and people of color.

The parallels between Carter and Trump are also many, if less obvious. Like Carter, Trump ran hard against his party, decrying its most basic orthodoxies on trade, immigration, and entitlements. Throughout the campaign, Trump proudly and repeatedly declared his refusal to cut Social Security and Medicare. Like no other Republican in modern memory, Trump railed against the plutocratic union of money and state power.

Carter declared, “My positions are not predictable.” Trump, too, has occupied an ambiguous ideological space of ever-changing policies and commitments. And like Carter—who anointed himself the sole vehicle of reform, cultivating, in his words, “the lonely, independent candidate image depending on the voter only”—Trump has declared himself the single, solitary voice of renovation: “I alone can fix it,” as he said at the Republican National Convention....

We are now reaching the end of the fourth decade of the Reagan regime. Whether Trump will prove to be a reconstructive, articulating, or disjunctive President—that is, whether we are nearing the end, entering the middle, or about to double down on the Reagan regime—remains to be seen. Skowronek’s model is not predictive; it sets out possibilities rather than prophesies. Trump may launch a reconstruction or founder in disjunction, and over time the distinction between reconstruction and disjunction can begin to blur. The outcome will depend on Trump, his party, international events, the economy, and his opposition, both inside and outside the Democratic Party.

https://nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/the-politics-trump-makes/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

Carter was very much a break from FDR's Dems, though, in many ways an ancestor of Bubba. Trump is the culmination.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

huh interesting

goole, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

don't be ashamed, all good woke liberals <3 the CIA

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, January 13, 2017 2:38 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm a big fan of abstract expressionism

goole, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Interesting observation that someone made, that news of Flynn calling the Russians means that ... people knew Flynn was calling the Russians. Which means someone was watching/listening. Right? Because how else would that come out?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

reports that something happened in the last 15 minutes of that briefing that totally shook the their confidence in Comey

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

A number of House Democrats left Friday's confidential briefing on Russian hacking fuming over the actions of FBI Director James Comey and convinced he's unfit to lead the agency.

"I was nonjudgmental until the last 15 minutes. I no longer have that confidence in him," Rep. Tim Walz (D-Minn.), ranking member of the Veterans Affairs Committee, said as he left the meeting in the Capitol.

"Some of the things that were revealed in this classified briefing — my confidence has been shook."

Rep. Elijah Cummings (Md.), senior Democrat on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, delivered a similar condemnation.

"I'm extremely concerned — extremely," he said.
"I'll just — I'm very angry," echoed Rep. Mark Takano (D-Calif.).

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

I wonder who Trump would appoint to head the FBI. some mobster from NJ probably

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

America's new cyberczar!

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Passcode/2017/0113/How-Rudy-Giuliani-will-advise-Trump-on-cybersecurity

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

That was quite a cut 'n' paste above. Didn't know Morbs was capable of reading anything longer than a tweet.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

It sounds like they were pissed at Comey because even in a classified setting he refused to answer even basic questions about any FBI investigation into Trump stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

Comey don't play that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

I'm honestly surprised that the members of the committee sat through an entire fifteen minutes of Comey furiously masturbating.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

if only it involved emails we'd all know about it xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

Xpost The Russians have footage of him too?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

The website of America's new cyberczar — former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani— is running on outdated, unprotected software that even the most basic attacker could breach, said security researchers.

The person or people who set up Giulianisecurity.com — which as of Friday afternoon is offline — made no effort to fortify the site from hackers and had not updated the software since it was downloaded in 2012, said Dan Tenter founder of security company Phobos Group. (This problem was first reported by Gizmodo.)

While on a plane from his mobile device, Tenter was able to pull up a browser and quickly see "read me" files that even the most basic web administrator would remove from view to make it harder for an attacker to compromise a website, he said.

"This is really, really, really basic — it barely even qualifies as security," he said. "Those files give you all the information you need to do nefarious things."

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/13/giuliani-website-is-vulnerable.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

need to get Barron on that cyber team imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

Giuliani is only the technoczar because Donald "What Are Compooters" Trump couldn't nominate himself.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

It's a demonstration of his modesty that he picked someone a little bit better.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

so, how come no one has messed with Giuliani's site by now?!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

@dick_nixon
Will Giuliani be keeping the computers in the World Trade Center?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

Giulianisecurity.com is already gone

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

I mean, come on. You can't make this shit up! His SoS nom gets a Friendship award from Russia. Trump defends Russia. Flynn calls and meets with Russians. Trump won't release tax returns (as if they would say "money from Russia," but anyway). RT on CSPAN, for god's sake. It's all so insane.

The RT thing is forboding, feels like either a warning shot or a trial run. As if CSPAN could flip to RT next Friday.

Plus this weirdness:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/commanding-general-of-dc-national-guard-to-be-removed-from-post/2017/01/13/725a0438-d99e-11e6-b8b2-cb5164beba6b_story.html?utm_term=.9c5b72d0ccce

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 13 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

no offense to that post in particular but people need to use bookmarks in this thread, lots of repeated links that have already been commented on

sleeve, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

trying to game out how this ACA repeal goes - they repeal and "replace" w a tax cut, market thrown into chaos/people are pissed, Dems retake one of the houses of congress in 2010, stalemate for the remainder of Trump's term, then 2012 a Dem wins and they try ACA v2...? a lot of ifs there of course.

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

xpost Seeing it now - didn't realize there had been so many new messages since noon. Thanks.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

Wait are the Republicans promising to repeal the last six years?!

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

I'm not sure -- I'm not being sarcastic -- how Dems can reassemble the ACA. I can see insurers saying fuck it.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

need to get Barron on that cyber team imo

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, January 13, 2017 4:22 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

honestly i thought it would be way harder for GOP to repeal ACA than it seems like it will be

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

i thought the political blowback would be greater but it doesn't seem to be happening, or if there is going to be blowback it will be in the aftermath of repeal rather than right now when it could prevent repeal

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

We're all going to die within 72 hours of Trump's inauguration so I don't see healthcare doing us any good

example (crüt), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

well, yeah

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

The reaction will happen when Aunt Sue's Medicaid gets yanked in March and she has to shop around. Trump will likely blame McConnell and Ryan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

I'm honestly heading to the Humboldt County redwoods for inauguration.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

good plan!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

The reaction will happen when Aunt Sue's Medicaid gets yanked in March and she has to shop around. Trump will likely blame McConnell and Ryan.

^^^

yeah this is a long process, blowback isn't gonna happen overnight just because Congress passed some procedural votes approving repeal through reconciliation

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

the republicans are sentencing a bunch of their constituents to death in order to score some petty partisan points. there isn't a coherent reason to oppose the ACA on ideological grounds. they can't need insurance company support that much. this is the most craven thing to ever happen.

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

I should have written "rescinded the Medicaid expansion" but y'all get my drift.

What's 100 percent obvious to me is how the White House is going to treat legislators of its own party with a contempt we've never seen. McConnell's too canny an operative not to know it.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

self xp, and they are accelerating it in order to please the pervert boy king who exploited their party for his own hellish ego trip, a man who still insults and belittles them at every possible opportunity. ("lindsey graham? is he still trying to get to 1%")

i am not the kind to use the word "cuck" but seriously, these fucking republicans in congress

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

they are accelerating it in order to please the pervert boy king who exploited their party for his own hellish ego trip,

dude they've been trying to repeal this for years

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

doens't have much to do w/ trump imo

marcos, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

The local movie theater that played "The Spook Who Sat by the Door" last week and "Battle of Algiers" tmrw night will be screening "1984" the night of the Inaug, so we're going to that.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Dems retake one of the houses of congress in 2010, stalemate for the remainder of Trump's term, then 2012 a Dem wins and they try ACA v2...?

damn son u know what year it is

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

haha no

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

doesn't 2010 feel like 25 years ago now

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

on the contrary: 2010 feels like Year Zero.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

one of the odd things about this repeal ACA rhetoric is the GOP's implicit acknowledgment that it needs to be replaced with ... something. This is progress of a sort. Prior to ACA's passage everything was fine and dandy with the greatest healthcare system in the world. Now the goalposts have moved enough that they have to actually acknowledge that gov't has a role to play in healthcare, that there should be *some* kind of program. (Even if it is a shitty one comprised entirely of tax breaks)

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

honestly I don't even really get what the reasoning is behind their hatred of the ACA - is it just the penalty payment if you don't get insurance? (A tax! oh noes!) Cuz they seem to like that pre-existing condition + kids on their adults plan stuff. Who am I kidding it's all just hatred of Obama. Maybe their "replacement" plan will be exactly like the ACA except without Obama's name attached lol.

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

I've honestly never heard a coherent argument from them about it, it's all just empty "business killing suffering! premiums are sky high!" nonsense

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

I'm not sure -- I'm not being sarcastic -- how Dems can reassemble the ACA. I can see insurers saying fuck it.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

why on earth would the dems want to reassemble the aca? it's single-payer time.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

Yeah, this repeal is not going to be as easy as thought. They'll get the votes for things like the budget reconciliation vote in the Senate (which, even that barely passed), but it's one thing to vote for something preliminary like that, or vote for those stupid symbolic bills that they knew Obama was going to veto. When they start coming to grips with actually voting to strip funding for it and replace it with something else, internal disagreements will start breaking out.

Which isn't to say they're not going to be successful, but it's going to drag, and it's going to get really ugly really fast.

Plus, what they're proposing (skinny plans with huge deductibles, HSAs) is the exact opposite of what Trump is saying they will be offering, and the high-risk pools are going to come back. What just scares me is it would be completely in character for the GOP in 2016 to knowingly death spiral the industry and send the country into recession all while insisting it won't happen.

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

Steve Harvey? FFS!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/01/13/steve_harvey_will_help_ben_carson_on_trump_inner_city_projects.html

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 13 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

xxxpost to Outis - yeah the mandate is what pisses off most people (but without it, the "affordable" part of the ACA wouldn't exist). Much of the other complaints lobbied against it are things you could have easily said about the industry prior to ACA.

The website is completely atrocious though - I've worked with insurance enrollment for 12 years and have never used a clumsier site in my life.

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

A friend of mine who is on the board of a local preschool had to negotiate health for several staffers, and he said it was a nightmare.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

I'm not sure -- I'm not being sarcastic -- how Dems can reassemble the ACA. I can see insurers saying fuck it.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

one counterpoint - the insurance industry helped draft the goddamn ACA - it gives them millions of more customers

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

knowing the Pubs they will repeal the ACA and then replace it with basically the exact same thing under a new name and just hope nobody notices

like they'll reframe the individual mandate and say "but there's exceptions to it so it's not really a mandate" even though those exceptions were always there.

probably call it the "Cheap Treatment Plan" too or something

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

Treatment Plan By TRUMP

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if Schumer or some other idiot rolls out the "Trumpcare" label

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

the thing they don't like about ACA is that it redistributes money from rich people to not-so-rich people. The challenge they are running into is that there is no replacement plan that is both an improvement in service while also not being a tax on the wealthy.

I'm getting sick of these stories that pop up each week describing the latest procedural vote as a major milestone in ACA repeal. Wake me up when they actually have a vote that will put them past the point of no return. Until then, it's all stage setting that can easily be forgotten if they decide it's too risky to proceed.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

why on earth would the dems want to reassemble the aca? it's single-payer time.

well imo it was always single-payer time :)

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

actually it's Friday night, hence gin and tonic time. Later!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

Wake me up when they actually have a vote that will put them past the point of no return.

both houses of congress voting to strip funding through the reconciliation process isn't good enough for you?

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

reconciliation will repeal, but it wont replace shit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/347191326112112640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Treeship, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

can you, like, not post those things here

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

we need an autoreplace for the words "realDonaldTrump"

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Expand the Cathat filter? Set up a 2nd cat hat photo?

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 13 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

there is no real donald trump

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

picture of Ric Flair IMO

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

"@realMikePence"

difficult listening hour, Friday, 13 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

TakeOffYourPenceAndJacket

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

we need an autoreplace for the words "realDonaldTrump"

actually I agree w this, can a mod get on this plz

Οὖτις, Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

for "realDonaldTrump" replace with "realPresidentUnderPence"??

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:30 (eight years ago)

c'mon, I need REAL IDEAS people

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:30 (eight years ago)

auto replace with http://new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Outraged+orange+this+orange+is+outraged_ec1097_4254248.png

nomar, Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-monsanto-m-a-bayer-trump-idUSKBN14W17O

Bayer says had productive meeting with Trump over Monsanto deal

German drugs and pesticides maker Bayer (BAYGn.DE), which will need regulatory approval for its $66 billion deal to buy U.S. seeds giant Monsanto (MON.N), said company chief executives had a productive meeting with U.S. president-elect Donald Trump.

The fate of major proposed mergers, not just Bayer-Monsanto but also Dow Chemical (DOW.N) and DuPont (DD.N), which plan to spin off their combined agriculture businesses, will be decided by Trump's nominees to lead antitrust enforcement at the Justice Department and the Federal Trade Commission.

Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 January 2017 11:15 (eight years ago)

You know, one of the many problems with extant, unverified dossiers and the like is that there are likely now (and it's being reported by some) other international government agencies seeking to verify their contents. If successful, that gives those *other* countries leverage they can use to their advantage. So we could conceivably find ourselves in a situation where Russia has something over Trump, but other countries know that Russia has something over Trump, and holds *that* over Trump. Talk about nesting dolls. This is why this shit and even the appearance of conflicts and the highest executive office don't mix. It just becomes a big muddle of paranoia. He's not even president yet and we're at DEFCON Nixon.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

doesn't matter. big government bad. tax cuts

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

But emails!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

However, say security sources, Mr Steele became increasingly frustrated that the FBI was failing to take action on the intelligence from others as well as him. He came to believe there was a cover-up, that a cabal within the Bureau blocked a thorough inquiry into Mr Trump, focusing instead on the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-russia-dossier-file-investigation-hacking-christopher-steele-mi6-a7526901.html

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

fake news. obama hit job. socialism. benghazi

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Apparently "President Trump*" is starting to make the rounds.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

Lol

Οὖτις, Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

crime epidemic. border security. taxes are theft. tariffs. goldman sachs speeches. climate change hoax. benghazi

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

Wake me up when they actually have a vote that will put them past the point of no return.

both houses of congress voting to strip funding through the reconciliation process isn't good enough for you?

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 13, 2017 5:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my point is, Congress voted to use the reconciliation process to repeal ACA. They haven't actually put forward a repeal (and maybe replace) bill yet, much less voted for it. That would be the actual bill that kills ACA. It is not at all clear yet if they can come up with a repeal bill that 51 senators will feel comfortable voting for. I'm not saying it won't happen, but it definitely has not happened yet. The votes they already had are presumably much easier than coming up with an actual framework for how repeal will work that isn't an utter political liability.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

how will it be a political liability? facts haven't mattered in this country for a long time now. Fox News et al is going to spin repeal so hard it will make the rest of us dizzy. repeal more likely be a political boon, i'd bet, motivating the "conservative" base to turn out en masse for the 2018 midterms, now that finally, at long last, the GOP has stuck it good and hard to the Kenyan Soetero

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

you may be right. Republicans may be able to throw enough smoke and mirrors into the whole process to get away with it. That would involve somehow hiding the fact that 20 million+ people will be losing their insurance and that the insurance markets may be thrown into chaos. Maybe they can convince voters that it is all Obama's fault. Who knows? Right now, it's clear that a significant amount of congressional republicans are feeling some heartburn about how this will impact their constituents.

So basically, yes, republicans could ram through repeal in the most destructive way possible, and yes, maybe voters will be willing to look the other way. Maybe there will be zero political cost to this whole thing. I don't believe that any of that is guaranteed though. They still need to put a plan out there and subject it to vetting and scoring and everything else that goes along with the process. That could lead to a massive backlash, it could also lead to silence. We'll just have to wait and see.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

The thing is, my reading is that regardless of what "voters" think, the insurance industry doesn't want repeal, and that's what's really gonna have the Republicans running scared when the time actually comes.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

I feel like the Democrats could do worse than to put up billboards across the country saying "[your rep here] is voting to take away health insurance for [x number of citizens] and Medicare is next on the chopping block."

JoeStork, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

there's a lot they can do to hammer this point home. I don't think we'll really see this happen until there's an actual repeal bill.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

I don't think I've seen it mentioned itt yet, but it turns out that the reason the Senate intelligence committee was so pissed at Comey is that he refused to comment on whether the FBI was investigating Trump's ties with Russia. “I would never comment on investigations – whether we have one or not – in an open forum like this, so I really can’t answer one way or another.”

Seriously.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

That was in an open hearing on Tuesday. Something happened with Comey yesterday in a classified briefing that really popped some corks -- what that was hasn't leaked yet iirc.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

eagerly awaiting trump's indictment under the espionage act.

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

Ahhh, okay. Thanks, WmC. So it was something even more galling than that.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

it obviously had to do with information the FBI has been sitting on regarding trump's connections to moscow

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

or maybe comey said he liked rogue one more than the force awakens

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

Apparently he said "Ralph must be saying he excels at sleep"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

the way I understand it, Comey continued to stonewall during the classified briefing and that's what pissed everyone off.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

it's very insane to me that he actually wanted some kremlin stooge to be president rather than hillary

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

not just any kremlin stooge: a notably erratic and vulgar one.

like, both with comey and with the republicans who supported trump -- what the fuck did they expect would happen? did they think he'd be able to ride out his term without any major scandals or catastrophes?

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

Comey claiming he was politically tonedeaf was the quote that infuriated me. Like he might be able to argue the Clinton memo was CYA, but is he oblivious as to how the optics look with him being mum now when it involes the Pubes?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

FWIW Kim Philby was one of at least FIVE stooges

there's usually more than one is what I'm saying at you people

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

I can't help but feel a giant octopus will land in NYC soon

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Allowing this thing to perpetuate is all about short-term gains. Even viewed through a lens of purely venal self-interest, I honestly don't know how any of these people think they're going to benefit in the long term with someone as unpredictable and uncontrollable as Trump at the helm. But then it's still hard for me to believe that anyone thinks that Trump has anyone's interests in mind beyond his own, and plenty still do in spite of any supporting evidence.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

it's not about having anyone's interests in mind beyond his own

it's about punishing liberals

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

it just seems like they all have the mindset of suicide bombers. supporting a villain like trump goes far beyond any sort of small government or traditional values ideology.

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

xpost Well, yes, but he's inarguably a sadist, so I'd argue that counts as fulfilling one of his interests.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

Clearly, it isn't enough for him to maximize the benefits of his position. He also wants to punish and humiliate anyone who opposes him.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

i strongly support gay marriage, abortion, a progressive tax system, public education and healthcare as a human right. i'm a liberal.

but i can see how someone with a different ideology might have a problem with all of those things. i've been around conservatives, i've been around religious people, i can see that they don't all have hearts of evil.

i do not understand this trump thing at all though. he was obviously an unfortunate sort of pathological personality with no human feeling who, even outside the oval office, is a menace to society. his presidency is not compatible with any sort of vision of a humane society.

Treeship, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

I'm curious if it involved anything about the fisa court warrants from October.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

treeship. these. people. are. fascists. they. want. fascism. that's. what's. going. on.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

I read those periods as claps

Οὖτις, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

too much chapo?

anyway we can call trump "unpredictable" but let's see if we can predict his administration's attitude towards the following groups, chosen at random:

-- protesters of capital power (noDAPL, etc)
-- protesters of police violence (BLM, etc)
-- poor, nonwhite, and poor nonwhite petty criminals
-- the democratic party

do you think people like comey might feel confident that there is some overlap between them and trump on these points? do you think they might feel confident there is some overlap between them and putin?

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

treeship, a lot of trump supporters are miserable human beings. they don't want to improve. they want everyone else to be as miserable as them or more miserable

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ressentiment

ryan, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

i forgot to put "socialism" on the list

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

(put a circle around it, like the priest says in woody allen's shadows and fog)

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

Jennifer Holliday pulls out of inauguration:

I was honestly just thinking that I wanted my voice to be a healing and unifying force for hope through music to help our deeply polarized country… Regretfully, I did not take into consideration that my performing for the concert would actually instead be taken as a political act against my own personal beliefs and be mistaken for support of Donald Trump and Mike Pence.

In light of the information pointed out to me via the Daily Beast article on yesterday, my only choice must now be to stand with the LGBT Community and to state unequivocally that I WILL NOT PERFORM FOR THE WELCOME CONCERT OR FOR ANY OF THE INAUGURATION FESTIVITIES!

I sincerely apologize for my lapse of judgement, for being uneducated on the issues that affect every American at this crucial time in history and for causing such dismay and heartbreak to my fans.

Please know that I HEAR YOU and I feel your pain. The LGBT Community was mostly responsible for birthing my career and I am deeply indebted to you… You have loved me faithfully and unconditionally and for so many years you provided me with work even though my star had long since faded.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/01/12/world-report-2017-demagogues-threaten-human-rights

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

lol oh thanks Human Rights Watch - needed a reference for my paper

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 14 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

reality-based community so 2016

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

suspect comey's actions during the election had much less to do with trump than with the clintons, who he'd been trying to bring down since whitewater.

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 14 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

Trump's still freaking out about dossier...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

At this rate it seems likely that the inaugural address will just be a string of shouted, protest-too-much diatribes regarding the intelligence community, urine, and the uninhabitable, carpet-bombed streets of Atlanta.

The amazing thing is that if this oppo had dumped during the campaign, he'd probably have gotten it out of his system after one or two good rallies' worth of shtick and applause with his devotees. "The dishonest MEDIA, in some papers that really are doing so bad. They're failing, nobody wants to read this because it's so much garbage and really distasteful. And so now they got somebody to say I did something, or had people do something, to a hotel bed that the Obamas slept in, somewhere, they don't know, it could be Russia, could be China, they're not really sure and nobody is fact-checking anything but they still say I did it... and I can't tell you what they're saying I did because it's, really it's just awful that they print this. It's shameful, really, it's so shameful. Although, how many folks here... this is a nice looking lady here in the front, now would like to do that to the Obamas? (inaudible) Oh, no... No, I can't tell you what she said.... (crowd roars, spitting, screaming, desperate) Now, now... now I can't say it, they would kill me! You can say it. I didn't say it! The media..."

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 14 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

His speech is going to be preserved for all time and a perfect document for the utter stupidity that is 2016

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 15 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

i don't think he will get that far. things are in motion.

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

have twitter changed something since the election? i'm looking at the replies to trump's tweets. it used to be the same accounts, likely bots, tweeting off topic image macros praising him. but now his replies are nothing but very popular (and sometimes quite funny) criticisms. if this were anyone else i'd say that wouldn't matter, but in his case his mentions being so negative might be having a big effect on him.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 15 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

so trump is visiting the african american history and culture museum on MLK day now

i assume he's doing this so he can get booed/protested and then tweet about how he's a victim

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

Donald Trump cares so much about African-Americans and their history and culture that he called John Lewis's majority-black Atlanta district "crime infested"

http://politics.blog.myajc.com/2017/01/14/trump-to-john-lewis-fix-your-horrible-atlanta-district/

example (crüt), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

he needs to have his eyes gouged out.

example (crüt), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

otm

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

i don't think he will get that far. things are in motion.

I know, I know, American Exceptionalism and all that, but isn't the coup d'etat usually supposed to start after the to-be-deposed-and-exiled assumes power? Like, give them a few hours.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup_d'%C3%A9tat#Types

My money is on Biden to be the near-term figurehead until "free and open" elections are held again under the reconstituted Constitution

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:44 (eight years ago)

i don't think he will get that far. things are in motion.

dude I know it's nice to think this but don't set yourself up.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

treesy the darkling mutters from yr direction would almost make a fella long for yr previous "brodie got an arts degree" carefree persona

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

Really? I like dark, coup-plotting Treesh. Much better than the nth iteration of "I don't understand mean people"

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

(I like treeship generally) (these threads make us all insufferable) (especially you fucking lurkers)

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

i like treesy generally too and well he knows it but i think that i wouldnt like general treesy iykwim

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 January 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/314374-trumps-first-foreign-trip-as-president-will-be-to-meet-putin

Lol of course it is

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

i think that i wouldnt like general treesy iykwim

would make kronstadt look like a timeout

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

crut otm btw. john lewis is everything that's ever been remotely fucking decent about this country and i hope he and people like him stomp this nazi garbage into the fucking dirt, again.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

In terms of inadvisable targets that gain him absolutely nothing, I guess a civil rights leader isn't too far off from the cancer patient people upthread were predicting Trump would pick a fight with next.

Can this be the night of his swift and gentle passing, universe? Please? I'll never ask you for another thing ever if you could just take out the trash this one time. For me. For all of us.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 15 January 2017 04:00 (eight years ago)

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a52301/trump-evict-press-white-house/

According to three senior officials on the transition team, a plan to evict the press corps from the White House is under serious consideration by the incoming Trump Administration. If the plan goes through, one of the officials said, the media will be removed from the cozy confines of the White House press room, where it has worked for several decades. Members of the press will be relocated to the White House Conference Center—near Lafayette Square—or to a space in the Old Executive Office Building, next door to the White House.

"There has been no decision," Sean Spicer, Trump's press secretary, said about the plan today. But Spicer acknowledged that "there has been some discussion about how to do it."

..."They are the opposition party," a senior official says. "I want 'em out of the building. We are taking back the press room."

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 January 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

maybe this will encourage more oppositional coverage

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 05:20 (eight years ago)

maybe this will encourage more oppositional coverage

Ha! If anything it will encourage even more sycophancy, as the papers and networks all compete to be The Favored One.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 15 January 2017 13:43 (eight years ago)

Reince on TV calling in Obama to denounce John Lewis

Now that Trumpism is officially a "winning strategy," they're not gonna stop this bullshit until it stops working.

voodoo chili, Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

They're not gonna stop this bullshit, you mean

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

Right

voodoo chili, Sunday, 15 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Why would they? Despite all the bad press they've faced no consequences whatsoever

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Jake Tapper seemed to be trying real hard to force the witchhunt narrative

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

More obnoxious than Kayleigh McEnany, hard as that may be to believe: Ben Ferguson. Even on a CNN panel, where interruptions are routine, he's beyond the pale.

clemenza, Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

Reince also said with a a straight face that nobody in the GOP ever questioned obamas legitimacy. I guess trump wasn't part of the GOP back then in spite of calling into fox every damn day to push this birthed bullshit?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

no one on the panel called him on that bullshit, right

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

reminds me of how there were no major terrorism incidents in the US under the bush administration

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

Why doesn't someone pour acid on Priebus

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 15 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

Rand Paul's ACA replacement bill that he roguely drafted promotes HSAs, the same long con employers have been pushing on their employees for a decade.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

Despite all the bad press they've faced no consequences whatsoever

They know they have two years of uninterrupted power and are confident that however low their approval ratings are, they can lie, vilify, blame, whine, and vote suppress their way to victory.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 15 January 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

Any independent body of the government will be criticized as "political" if they criticize the president in any way. Good to know!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/15/trump-aide-reince-priebus-to-ethics-chief-be-careful/

voodoo chili, Sunday, 15 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

"Some nice ETHICS you got there...would be a shame if something were to happen to them..."

https://youtu.be/DNj1dXi-z0M?t=1m31s

voodoo chili, Sunday, 15 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZKUozrBl4

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

That's funny, I posted mine without even seeing yours!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

just in case you want to experience the sensation of a horse shitting directly into your mouth

Eric Cantor: What the Obama Presidency Looked Like to the Opposition

~~He started with an outstretched hand. Then that changed.~~

Next week, Donald J. Trump will assume office as the 45th president of the United States. He will govern with Republican majorities in the House and Senate.

Democratic leaders must decide whether they will offer solutions that they hope won’t be rejected out of hand by Republicans, or whether they want to oppose everything that comes down the pike.

If they choose the former, President Trump will have to decide whether to work to include them in the governing process.

It is too early to say what choices each side will make, but we know what’s in store for our country if the Democrats opt for pure obstruction or if Mr. Trump and Republicans exclude the minority from policy decisions. We’ll get four years of hyper-partisanship and further erosion of public confidence in our governing institutions.

As Americans witness the swearing in of a new president this week, it’s another reminder that our founding fathers wanted elections to have consequences, but they also created a system that requires factions to work together even after a decisive election. It is my hope that the new president and leaders in Congress live up to our founders’ expectations.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/14/opinion/sunday/eric-cantor-what-the-obama-presidency-looked-like-to-the-opposition.html

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 January 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

go fuck yourself, eric

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 15 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

The "stop hitting yourself" approach to GOP governance

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 15 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

I don't see how it matters what congressional Dems do. They're in the minority.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

the republicans were in the minority pretty recently. they managed to do a lot (by refusing to do anything)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

Tom Arnolds Twitter TL is pretty interesting right now

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

the republicans were in the minority pretty recently. they managed to do a lot (by refusing to do anything)

Dems will be keen to make you forget this, as the "capitulate for later gain" strategy has some narcotic appeal to them

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

argh OTM

sleeve, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

That Tom Arnold stuff is ... intriguing. So not only does he say he's seen (has?) offensive "Apprentice" stuff, but he knew about the Russia hotel stuff months ago? And he's considering releasing (leaking? handing to the press?) what he does have? It could all be bullshit, he could chicken out, but man, who ever would have predicted that Tom Arnold would play any role in this? It would be fitting if Trump were taken down by a b-lister.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

Tom ArnoldVerified account
‏@TomArnold Tom Arnold Retweeted nayr
Gettin ducks in a row. Doing this right. Hit him hard with everything. 1 tiny piece is unverifiable they will focus on that 2 discredit all.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

That guy is a tease.

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

If he had stuff like tapes of trump using the n word, the time to release them was October. Now nothing short of proof of illegal activity matters.

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

Prolly. But the thing that kept it from leaking in the first place was fear of copyright reprisal. Paired with the Gawker verdict, even Tom Arnold has to be careful. He'd be risking millions in damages and/or jail. Or who knows what, post Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

I would personally have paid his legal fees if it meant Trump didn't become president.

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

general treezy bankrolled by what shady sources we know not

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

Who would have thought one of ilx's own would have a part to play etc

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

Seriously though someone would have picked up the check. Tom Arnold was being short sighted if he indeed had salacious apprentice outtakes

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

I dont think he did though. I think he is lying because all of a sudden that doesn't have consequences anymore

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

Just talking about this hypothetically, because who knows (though at this point, who the fuck knows, right?), the Gawker decision was like $140 million. And the prosecution was underwritten by a vindictive billionaire. Cross that with NBC copyright suits from Trump pal Mark Burnett, and you think Marc Cuban would step in and pay Tom Arnold's legal fees?

Anyway, per who the fuck knows, at one point I would have said, huh, Tom Arnold taking down a president, no way! But at this point that's starting to be exactly the sort of thing I'd expect to happen.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

tom arnold is a more legitimate celebrity than trump. he is at least an actor, not some pervert real estate gangster.

Treeship, Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

he is at most an actor tbh

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

lol

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

im sure putin would be more than happy to recycle some 60 year old nukes if it means lifted sanctions while keeping the crimea

micah, Monday, 16 January 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

I'm sure our alliances with Europe can all be replaced

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

with something that "works way better" i'd expect

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Monday, 16 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

Retro sells, time to bring back the Warsaw Pact.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 16 January 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

Is it too late to remark that Trump appears to be playing with fire?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

The Russian prostitutes had chlamydia?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 16 January 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

the republicans were in the minority pretty recently. they managed to do a lot (by refusing to do anything)
Dems will be keen to make you forget this, as the "capitulate for later gain" strategy has some narcotic appeal to them

― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, January 15, 2017 6:03 PM (three hours ago) Book

hey the band's getting back together

k3vin k., Monday, 16 January 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

stating the hopefully painfully obvious here but the gawker verdict has zero to do with the legality of publishing whatever it is arnold is talking about

k3vin k., Monday, 16 January 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

Unauthorized stolen videotape with inflammatory stuff that makes the tape subject look bad? That beyond that is also covered under blanket NBC copyright?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)

Anyone else read The Washington Post Trump interview that is mostly about health care? In which he basically promises the impossible, low deductibles, everyone covered, using the bully pulpit of social media to pressure insurance companies into lower rates?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

Unauthorized stolen videotape with inflammatory stuff that makes the tape subject look bad? That beyond that is also covered under blanket NBC copyright?

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, January 15, 2017 9:37 PM (twelve minutes ago

without relitigating the gawker/hogan drama, trump is unambiguously a public figure and such a tape would unambiguously be newsworthy in a way that wasn't necessarily true for hogan. and while i'm not an expert on copyright law i seriously doubt that would provide any obstacle at all as long as the leaker's identity was concealed by whoever published the video. the access hollywood tape was NBC, wasn't it?

k3vin k., Monday, 16 January 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

trump makes everyone who goes near him sign a non-disclosure agreement. his kids do the same thing even with low level staff.

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

not sure how legal the extreme terms of these agreements are but

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

cmon everyone have the ability to legitimately negotiate the the terms when interacting with ferengi.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

I've been watching a ton of DS9 lately - even the Grand Nagus compares favorably to Trump

great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 16 January 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

trump makes everyone who goes near him sign a non-disclosure agreement. his kids do the same thing even with low level staff.

― Treeship, Sunday, January 15, 2017 9:58 PM (forty-six minutes ago

what does this have to do with someone anonymously leaking something to the press?

k3vin k., Monday, 16 January 2017 03:47 (eight years ago)

hey the band's getting back together

I lol'd

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 16 January 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

At least 27 House Dems, including my congressman Jerrold Nadler (who I voted for even in his cakewalk last fall), have announced they will be "standing with John Lewis" in not attending the inauguration, presumably as a declaration of Trump's illegitimacy.

This is a losing tactic. Dems just can't help themselves.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

I don't have the stomach for the Trump health care interview. Does he use the bit from the campaign about artificial barriers, (those things called "states" that federalists sometimes say are important)?

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 January 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

Morbs, you'd been happy if they'd done this to Obama, so why are you upset now?

Frederik B, Monday, 16 January 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

fuck you to the millionth power

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)

in our $2-billion-auction system, all presidents have an approximately equal degree of "legitimacy."

Use politics to stop the agenda, don't make high-moral-ground pronouncements and expect... what? Nothing.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

Am I wrong? You've been extremely disrespectful to Obama - which is obviously completely ok - and seems pissed he hasn't done a number of things which would be far more of a 'losing tactic' - which is obviously even more ok. I just don't get why you're thinking tactically now, all of a sudden.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 January 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

You know, the 'political' thing to do in a political system that has become a '$2-billion-auction system' would be to get the money needed, y'know? But I get the feeling you wouldn't like that either.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

I really don't think the Dems lacked for money this last go-round, do you?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:04 (eight years ago)

I am kind of worried they are overplaying their hand with the Russia thing. Obviously there is something untoward going on, but will the intelligence agencies get pissed enough at Trump to pull the plug on this? That's the democrats' only hope if they go this route, otherwise it will be their Benghazi

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

It would be weird if he just continued getting away with accusing the cia director of leaking classified documents to the press and stuff but who knows

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

I don't think it's possible to overplay the 'Russia thing' tbh. The next President of the USA is coming across as a mouthpiece for the Kremlin, after all.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

That's why this is all fucked up. The Russia thing has been pervasive for months, but there's been little movement short external pressure. Which has been coming in fits and starts. For example, was the Buzzfeed thing kosher? Dunno, but it only followed news that Comey had the info since June and hadn't said a word about it, and McCain was so concerned he in essence reverse leaked the dossier, wondering what was happening. And by the way, everyone knew about the dossier, anyway. And so on and so on. And now, months later, the FBI is still mum about what if anything is happening, or if Trump's people had actual, illegal connections to Russia. Or if Trump himself has actual, illegal connections to Russia, or anyone. If Russia is not an issue, then they should stop making statements to the contrary. There's a serious lack of communication going on. It's like a particularly unfunny episode of "Three's Company."

Then of course factor in the frustration of years of Benghazi, and obstructionism, and withholding a SC justice (still beyond the pale), and repealing the ACA 50 times - and this is just at the federal level stuff - and then being asked to play along with the most non-conciliatory, overtly, intentionally offensive president in decades, who yeah, incidentally, once again lost the popular vote, thrives on division, and also just happens to have so many strange and suspicious connections to Russia that just keep compounding, with no clear conclusion in sight, nothing but more and more dangling threads which so many, from Trump to the FBI, seem weirdly reluctant or disinteresting in following. Every one of those Quixotic Benghazi hearings resulted in variations of the same exonerating conclusions. Same with the email server stuff. But every single one of these Russia reports has raised *more* questions.

So I dunno, what should the Dems do? Play along and what, vote for each slate of onerous fuck yous to America? High five Trump at the inauguration? So much of the shit going on would be alleviated if he was not such a venal, vindictive, untrustworthy asshole, but that's what he is, it's how he's going to govern, and it's what makes cooperation so impossible.

Anyway. Just heard a new one, that it's illegal for states to pay the president, which is yet another conflict involving his numerous holdings and properties, his hotels and their revenues.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

Imo the Dems should give him enough rope and let him keep beefing with the deep state while they get their shit together. The grandstanding won't accomplish anything.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

And when it comes to actual governance just be as obstinate and obstructive as possible

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

“To me, it bodes poorly for the future: I'm afraid we're going to make the same mistakes that the Italian center and left made when fighting Berlusconi,” said Jacobin's Sunkara. “We're going to focus on the man and his odious personality and try to use measures to de-legitimiize him through mostly the press and the courts. Didn't work then, don't see it working now.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/13/some-on-the-left-want-democrats-to-move-on-from-russian-hacking/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Causing a lot of noise about purported Russian interference is not going to result in Dem majorities in 2018, and I wish the Dems would stop pretending to be hawkish -- after all, it's how they won the White House in 1984 and 2004, right? The people who voted for Obama in '08 and '12 but voted for Trump like the novelty of a candidate who doesn't follow the national security state cliches of the last twenty years.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

Frederik, don't engage Morbius. If a Democrat does it, it's wrong; that's all you ever need to know.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 16 January 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

The thing with the Russia connection is that it is so extraordinarily serious that, if true, it would be much more than a political issue. There is an abundance of circumstantial evidence, including Trump's apparent unwillingness to say anything even remotely critical of Putin while he savages much, much better men than himself in our own government every few hours on Twitter. He is also a dick to our real allies like Germany and Japan yet deferential to Russia. It is very sinister and seemingly inexplicable without some sort of blackmail/collusion.

But there is still no proof, and as long as there is no proof the optics of the Democrats hammering away at it are bad, which Trump knows, and is why he is baiting them so hard. We just spent eight years listening to a paranoid, conspiratorial GOP viciously slander the Democrats. Now, to the uninformed, it looks like the tables have turned -- that the Democrats are making baseless, wild accusations about a Republican President elect!

There is no way to win until this motherfucker is forced to leave office in shame. This theater of the absurd nonsense is a direct outcome of irresponsible right wing rhetoric -- the voters were so conditioned to see Hillary as corrupt they couldn't recognize a crook when he looked them in the face.

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

Still no explanation for why the Commander of the DC National Guard was told to resign his commission at noon on Inauguration Day, either. Or the National Nuclear Security Administration kerfuffle. I imagine Trump asked for all the people he needs to fire on day one, he's got Flynn and Bannon gaming out different coup / mutiny fantasies in some room of Trump Tower with paper taped up on the windows, keeping a list on a whiteboard.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

I wish the Dems would stop pretending to be hawkish

c'mon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

The Russians have no leverage over Trump because he doesn't care. The pissing story is out there. He doesn't care. 'Grab em by the pussy' - he doesn't care. Blackmail only works if the person you're blackmailing has any shame. So what exactly is so serious about this situation?

Republicans are publicly planning the deaths of thousands of people through ACA repeal. Trump is quite openly saying NATO is a sham. These things seem more sinister and serious to me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

You guys lost me again btw, it was dumb for the Dems to boycott the Inauguration because of John Lewis (seriously though standing in solidarity with John Lewis is bad now? 誤訳侮辱 OTM) and then we jumped directly from "this Russian shit is fucked up on a number of levels" to "it's stupid for the Dems to keep harping on this Russia shit, they need to stop grandstanding and start being obstructionist" I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

Blackmail only works if the person you're blackmailing has any shame. So what exactly is so serious about this situation?

I thought the same thing. None of the stuff that might work as blackmail on a normal candidate would work on this guy! But we learned that a long time ago.

Trump has sufficient shame that he has never had a real doctor communicate the results of his physical to the public; he never released his tax returns; he goes on retaliatory rants for weeks every time he's accused of being a Russian agent.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

Hmm yeah maybe. Those pesky tax returns..

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

maybe it's a mixed message that the illeg prez's investiture needs to be boycotted when the Obamas are attending

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

maybe it's an illeg message that the boycotted prez's attenditure needs to be mixed when the Obamas are investing

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

a leaked video of Trump would definitely shame him quite a bit. moreso than being exposed as a secret Russian agent, perhaps. his self-image is the most important thing to him by some measure - it's why you never see him without a suit on, why he always wears hats outside, and (IMO) why he has to keep running back to Trump Tower, cuz his hair doctor is there.

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

a video, for example, of Trump boasting about grabbing a woman by the p-?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:49 (eight years ago)

What's so serious is that Trump is the means to an end for them, not the end.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

pfff, the whole world just got to hear about how much tail you pull, deep down I'm sure he was proud of that leaking, just a little bit

keep in mind this dude bragged about the size of his dick during a presidential debate

if there is a sex tape of Trump and he winds up being....not exactly a stallion, I can see that mattering more to him than anything

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

a sex tape would be great not because it would embarrass trump but because paul ryan/ted cruz/etc would be put in a position where they have to talk about it and defend him

iatee, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

"trump sex tape" gross but I can avoid that

paul ryan et al. dissembling about Trump's sex tape = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGhP3p6lI3U

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

President Not Exactly A Stallion

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

btw I think it would be a mistake for the Dems to drop the Russia stuff, I think it's pretty clear at this point that it's beyond partisan politics and conspiracy theories? Trump has openly preferred Russian intel over our own, nearly all his talking points on foreign affairs are directly parroted from the Kremlin, he's expounded considerable effort making the RNC platform more Russia-friendly, he refuses to say a single negative thing about Putin or Russia even though he's more than willing to shit talk the Pope. seems a bit beyond "he just wants to be like Putin"

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

I re-checked the reports on the hacking of DNC and Podesta yesterday, and that seems pretty indisputably to have been Russians. This newest report is not trustworthy at all, though. So it's a bit of both.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

also they gotta be called out on this whole "it didn't affect the election" garbage that Kellyanne keeps getting away with, half of Trump and his surrogates' talking points came directly from Wikileaks

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

The hacking allegations may or may not be a non-starter but they're almost beside the point, per the points frogs makes. Yeah, it sucks that a hostile foreign government may have manipulated the outcome of our presidential election via government-sponsored hacking and that we don't know for sure what happened, but...we do know for sure that we have a president-elect who consistently sides with that foreign government over the government of the country he's about to lead. Dems (and, y'know, any American who values the country at all, regardless of political affiliation) need to hammer that fucker constantly over that and not relent until he's gone.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

frogs otm.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

It truly is some double speak to concede the Russians interfered in our election but that there was no effect. By definition, it there was interference there must have been some effect. You can argue whether that gave him an advantage, or the election, or if their interference was significant, but until it is revealed specifically what the Russians were doing and how successful they were at doing it, we're in a real questionable place. Did the Russians try for more and fail? Exactly what so-called "fake news" did they propagate? Is the FBI still looking into it? Did they look into it and find nothing? Did they just sit on the info? Try to bury the dossier? There are so many answers that would clear things up, and the longer we go without answers - and the more questions that are raised - the worse it all gets.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

BTW, the ACA replacement being floated, as such, is simply pure capitalism in effect, afaict, pressuring drug companies and insurance to lower prices enough so that everyone can afford them, ergo, "everyone is covered." Good luck with that, dumb asses.

A spokesman for Donald Trump sought Monday to elaborate on the president-elect’s plans to replace the Affordable Care Act, vowing that the new administration would lower health-care costs by infusing more competition into the marketplace.

Trump’s goal is “to get insurance for everybody through marketplace solutions, through bringing costs down, through negotiating with pharmaceutical companies, allowing competition over state lines," Sean Spicer, the incoming White House press secretary, said during an interview on NBC’s “Today” show.

Spicer’s comments followed a weekend interview with The Washington Post in which Trump said that he is nearing completion of a plan to replace President Obama’s signature health-care law with the goal of “insurance for everybody,” while also promising to force drug companies to negotiate directly with the government on prices in Medicare and Medicaid.

Trump declined to provide specifics during the weekend interview and Spicer offered few details either. But he reiterated the principles driving Trump’s plan, which the president-elect said this weekend is “down to the final strokes.”

Trump is still largely talking about the ideas for insurance coverage that he touted during the campaign and that conservatives have long favored, with some exceptions.

Asked whether Trump’s replacement plan amounts to an expansion of government health care, Spicer insisted it does not, saying access would be improved and costs would be driven down through marketplace competition.

“The competition is sorely missing,” Spicer said. “We’re not negotiating with drug manufacturers to drive the cost down. We’re not instilling a sense of competition to allow them to negotiate over state lines. There’s a lot of things missing which by their very nature would drive the cost down, and the beautiful thing about someone like Donald Trump is he comes in from a very successful business perspective. He knows how to negotiate great deals, and at this point, he can now use his negotiating skills to benefit the American people and give them a much better health-care system than they have.”

Trump’s declaration that his replacement plan is ready comes after many Republicans — moderates and conservatives — expressed anxiety last week about the party’s lack of a formal proposal as they held votes on starting the process of repealing Obamacare.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

It truly is some double speak to concede the Russians interfered in our election but that there was no effect.

Indeed and I wish this got called out more often. Every single interview Kellyanne Conway does she mocks the Dems for blaming Comey instead of Hillary's badly-run campaign, but it was like...didn't Trump gloat nonstop about the Comey thing at the time? Didn't Conway bring it up in every single interview, implying heavily that Hillary was going to jail?

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

Finally:

Democrats and labor organizers spent Sunday at dozens of rallies across the country, pledging to fight in Congress against the repeal of the Affordable Care Act and any attempt to change Medicare or Medicaid. The party’s leaders faced crowds ranging in size from dozens to thousands of people, urging them to call Republicans and protest the push for repeal.

“Nobody’s gonna shut us up! Nobody’s gonna turn us around!” said Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), the Democrats’ 2016 vice-presidential candidate, at a rally in Richmond that drew a crowd of at least 1,000. “We’re standing in the breach and battling for tens of millions of Americans!”

“Our First Stand,” the catchall theme for the protests, represents one of the earliest protests by an opposition party against an incoming president. Brainstormed by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Democratic leaders in Congress, each rally introduced crowds to men and women who had faced death or bankruptcy before the ACA went into effect, then challenged Republicans to listen to their stories. Rattled during the ACA’s passage by tea party protests and raucous congressional town hall meetings, Democrats were flipping the script.

“The immediate goal of the rallies is to show Republicans that the majority of people are against repealing the Affordable Care Act,” Sanders said in an interview this week.

“I think people are waking up to the fact that the Affordable Care Act has been helping tens of millions of Americans,” said Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) after a rally in Bowie organized by Maryland Democrats that drew 1,500 people. “Energizing the public around a common goal can have an important result.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

A huge amount of voters were under the impression Hillary was some kind of criminal based mostly on the Trump campaign's messaging of developments like the Comey letter and the hacks. This is why he won despite the majority of voters finding him disgusting.

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

xp

Kellyanne saying this stuff didnt matter is worse than doublespeak

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

Their campaign *was* fake news

Treeship, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

"our goal with the ACA replacement is to ensure everybody is insured by allowing the market to dictate things, so basically, we're going back to before pre-ACA"

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

people protest the dumbest shit.

"it's my right to not be insured despite being able to afford it - maybe I want to pay $5,000 out of pocket for expenses or just get billed by the hospital and never pay"!

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

maybe they'll promote Faith Healing as an ACA replacement

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

“Our First Stand,” the catchall theme for the protests

Remarkably realistic for a slogan. It implies a very long series of battles and doesn't suggest in any way that victory is assured.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 16 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

should just abandon all dignity and go full on tea party, just showing up at GOP sponsored ACA-replacement town halls and just yell and yell the entire time

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

Would work!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

looks like The B Street Band just cancelled :(

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

should just abandon all dignity and go full on tea party, just showing up at GOP sponsored ACA-replacement town halls and just yell and yell the entire time
― Neanderthal, Monday, January 16, 2017 11:41 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is basically what that one primer written by ex congressional staffers said to do. i think it was originally a google doc and then they made a website? blanking on the name

global tetrahedron, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Obstructionism for the sake of obstructionism is what essentially broke the system. Once it is broken it can't really be more broken. All cooperation allows is for them to easily pass all these things it will affect everyone for decades to come.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

Obama, like Bill Clinton, was ultimately relatively moderate, or at least conservative by liberal standards. They had their chance to compromise and cooperate with him, but instead they treated him like a radical Pinko. Now we have someone on the radical right in office, who leaves no room for compromise.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

hey listen, like eric cantor said, they gave obama a chance during those first few days after his election, and obama didn't agree to 100% of republican demands on health care reform, so their complete opposition to everything he ever said or did from that moment on was totally justified

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

heh http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/scalpers-losing-money-tickets-trump-inauguration-article-1.2947620

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

did anyone else know that Tiffany Trump released a single in 2011??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLxRtFOzmPM

definitely hearing "Crawling through your liquid love" and "Baby you go pee pee pee" at :48

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

pft that scalper deserves to have to go to the inauguration

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

looks like we're already seeing some of that great music you get under shitty admins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BnYNTpfQk

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

at least the piano was in tune

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 16 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

thought that was Donald Fagen for a sec

flappy bird, Monday, 16 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

i bet Walter & Don voted for Trump

flappy bird, Monday, 16 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Dark lols at Yossi Rosenberg going on Daily Stormer to try to shift tickets to the inauguration.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 16 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

so Donald p much, in a new soundbyte, just promised universal healthcare (not access, enrollment) with lower deductibles/premiums, and stated people wouldn't be turned away for inability to pay.

p sure the GOP is going to be pissed about that one considering that's not what they're offering at all. Not that Donald's promise would ever be possible, as that money would have to come from somewhere besides the public, and not anywhere Republicans would ever consider taking it from.

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

Maybe Trump plans to pay for it personally for like a week.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

people wouldn't be turned away for inability to pay.

TBF, he does have deep familiarity with this concept.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

barter for health care

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

lol Sean Spicer just clarified by saying UHC was more a "figure of speech"

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

a figure of speech that he clarified multiple times the exact same way, sure

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

why doesn't Kanye perform at the inaugural

frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

Kantye

Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

My best guess is that Trump is feeling those approval numbers slipping and wanted to shore them up by promising something sure to be wildly popular if it ever became real. He doesn't give a rip whether he can deliver on his wildly overinflated promise, because he can always find someone else to blame for his not delivering.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 16 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

why doesn't Kanye perform at the inaugural

Kantye

Ha.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

so is Trump the first speedfreak we've had in the White House since JFK? fun!

flappy bird, Monday, 16 January 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

Spending time today studying Trumpian aesthetics, since I've found there is precious little criticism online. I mean, he'll be the first president to have such a huge body of work to be criticized. It's becoming a fascinating hobby for me, since I'm visually inclined. I mean, the shit he has out there: http://www.trumphomecollection.com/

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

Definite 1930's thing going on here. http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0854/6072/products/Dorya_Trump_Home_k.3000.jpg

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

I take it back--Kayleigh McEnany is more obnoxious than Ben Ferguson.

Will update tomorrow.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

Jeffrey Lord and his omnipresent insistence that Democrats are "dividing the country" by talking about racism instead of ignoring it until it goes away (or something) takes the cake for me every time.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:42 (eight years ago)

After any slightly racially charged issue, CNN is sure to trot him out to say, "actually, this isn't racially charged, you're the one making it racially charged by talking about race"

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Followed quickly by "I remember when Ronald Reagan was president..."

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/a20684

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

I remember when Ronald Reagan was president, too, but I bet our memories diverge.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0854/6072/products/Dorya_Trump_Home_k.3000.jpg

^^^ leaning towards this being Trump's biggest crime yet

It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 08:50 (eight years ago)

Spending time today studying Trumpian aesthetics, since I've found there is precious little criticism online. I mean, he'll be the first president to have such a huge body of work to be criticized. It's becoming a fascinating hobby for me, since I'm visually inclined. I mean, the shit he has out there: http://www.trumphomecollection.com/

is the trump collection website based on a squarespace template? i guess i shouldn't be surprised that he's a fucking cheapskate but even still...

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 09:25 (eight years ago)

haha wow. all that stuff is so aggressively villainous. it's like ikea for 80s movie baddies.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)

looks like they've got a table inspired by those boston dynamics dog-robots

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0854/6072/products/Trump_Home_by_Dorya_OF3001-1.jpg?v=1444993859

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 10:02 (eight years ago)

“Nobody’s gonna shut us up! Nobody’s gonna turn us around!” said Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), the Democrats’ 2016 vice-presidential candidate, at a rally in Richmond that drew a crowd of at least 1,000.

imagining tim kaine in front of a rally angrily shouting the lyrics to "across the universe"

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 13:05 (eight years ago)

I was just imagining the alternate earth where some hero to mankind introduced Trump to GTA Online a few years back as a healthy outlet for his antisocial impulses and forestalled the otherwise inevitable day when he hurtles down a city street massacring actual pedestrians with a tank.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)

tim kaine's new career as a rick astley impersonator is off to a rough start tbh xp

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

#Putin now on state TV: @realDonaldTrump has been with the most beautiful women in the world, so why would he need prostitutes in Moscow?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

wow

Ste, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

Soooo you could opt to remain silent or you could basically confirm suspicions by employing the super-convincing Cosby defense.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

I'm now 110% convinced the tape exists

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

btw Tom Arnold now strongly hinting that something's going to drop in the next day or two, not that it's going to matter one bit

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

Let's not go back to the emotional roller-coaster of late October.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

See now...unlike some people's mystifying assessment of Trump as anything resembling a strategist, Putin is a canny enough operator that I can honestly believe he's playing some 5-D chess by releasing that statement. He's probably well aware that he's tacitly confirming the existence of kompromat. To what end, I don't know.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

He wants the US fighting itself for the next 4 years.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

lol at Trump tweeting @Ivanka last night apparently not knowing that isn't his daughter's twitter handle, but rather some random woman in the UK

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

#Putin now on state TV: @realDonaldTrump has been with the most beautiful women in the world, so why would he need prostitutes in Moscow?

nothing weird about Putin defending an incoming US President that he's never met and whose success he should have no interest in

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

Bit harsh on the prostitutes of Moscow though.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

xpost Particularly since Putin is generally known for his effusive praise and defense of US officials and heads of state.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

tbf he was besties with GWB for about six years.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)

i'd have thought putin would have welcomed trump's efforts to offer russian women employment during his visit to moscow. he's a job creator!

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

Re: wrong Ivanka, that's very funny. More of that.

Trump has a point (barf) re approval numbers. All the polls *were* basically wrong before, so why would he gaf about these polls? It'l be harder to deny all the people there Saturday. One can only hope, but right now weather forecast in DC is 40s with a 90% chance of rain on Friday, partly sunny on Saturday, slightly warmer on Saturday, only a 10% chance of rain.

Putin and Bush were a one-way bromance. Bush looked deep into his soul and saw goodness, Putin looked pack and saw a patsy chump.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

the polls weren't wrong though. IIRC they were fairly consistent, but with a large contingent of undecided voters that overwhelmingly went for Trump in the final weeks (hmm wonder why???). Turns out Nate Silver, the one pollster reluctant to give Hillary a 85%+ shot, was the one who was right, you really don't know which way the undecideds will bend. Contrast to Sam Wang's, which didn't take the undecided voters into account at all, and wound up with Hillary at 99%.

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

of course Trump hasn't had to live in reality for the last 70 years, he's not gonna start now

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

Fake polls!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

Gonna dismiss the Saturday march as http://www.inflatablecrowd.com/default/Home.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/magazine/2011/08/st_inflatablecrowds_f.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

The fact that Trump's approval ratings are currently as high as 40%+ tells me that the people who weren't paying attention to anything he was saying or doing during his campaign are (unsurprisingly) not paying any better attention now.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

40% is still abysmal for someone who hasn't even been sworn in yet

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:47 (eight years ago)

I've seen it as low as 37 percent in some places

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

that Putin quote can be read non-rhetorically. "I mean seriously... Why?"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

That 30%-40% has been pretty consistent for months, at least since the primaries. That seems to be his baseline, and it hasn't moved much.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

lol tru xp

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cathy-mcmorris-rodgers-heckled-heath-care

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

Related: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/us/politics/donald-trump-affordable-care-act.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

President-elect Donald J. Trump and congressional Republicans appear to have accomplished a feat that President Obama, with all the power at his disposal, could not in the past seven years: They have galvanized outspoken support for the Affordable Care Act.

People who benefit from the law are flooding Congress with testimonials. Angry consumers are confronting Republican lawmakers. And Democrats who saw the law as a political liability in recent elections have suddenly found their voice, proudly defending the law now that it is in trouble.

Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

I heard someone make a really good point, something that I never considered, that usually it's the president's surrogates saying batshit stuff, while the president takes a more moderate, conciliatory stance. But for the first time we have a president who says the batshit stuff, requiring his surrogates to go out and try and calm people down. We are truly in bizarro world.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Kellyanne Conway is not my idea of sober or moderate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

Compared to Trump!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

Just not yelling all the time makes her more moderate.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Anyone who just months ago was regularly repudiating Trump's behavior but now opportunistically hitches their caboose to his crazy train has the real stink of evil about them.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

I think in the past Presidents have said some weird stuff, but it was usually treated by everyone as a gaffe, whereas with Trump its S.O.P.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

republicans in 'amoral opportunists' shocker xp

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

ok so this thing Trump does where he waits 10 minutes to finish a two-part tweet is totally deliberate, right?

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

it has to be, i think it lets him take up more space/attention on ppl's TL

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

This is the worst, stupidest country

Treeship, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

i guess it's a testament to how much of a mystery his inner workings are that we're devoting mental energy to trying to parse out whether pauses in his twitter updates mean he's a tactical thinker or borderline illiterate

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

Serious question: Trump has retained his cell phone, and his cell phone number. How has this number not gotten out and become public knowledge?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

He's probably just waiting until he has to use the shitter again

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

xp

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

could be a really slow typist as well, what with those tiny hands and all

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

so does he send his own tweets? I thought I read last summer that he writes them on paper and gives them to staff

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

I think he does them himself. All the zAnY ones come from the same Android device and all the boilerplate ones -- the ones written by staff -- come from an iphone

Treeship, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

His style is so easy to impersonate anyone could do them

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

Attacks on John Lewis are him, words of praise for MLK are his staff.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2O8oNEWIAEryuN.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

His style is so easy to impersonate anyone could do them

― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, January 17, 2017 11:07 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was thinking about how when you watch Sopranos you see these gaudy big mouthed characters say racist shit and are generally being horrible people constantly to varying degrees but at some point you get a moment where there's a multifaceted human side to them. With Trump it's very hard to imagine anything beyond his nightmarish cartoony surface existing since he's always in predictable Trump mode.

He's like if you took a bunch of obvious 80s villain tropes and described them to a caricature artist, then an evil troll stole the drawing and masturbated to it in a swamp, from which some mold and scum grew, infected a nearby toad corpse and reanimated it, then the moldy toad zombie felt insecure and decided to attempt to rule the world to feel validated but that still wasn't enough and never was.

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

@tinyrevolution
In George Washington's Farewell Address, he warned that "the spirit of party" opened the door to foreign influence

Washington was particularly concerned by the “common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party” – that is, loyalty to your own faction within the country above the country overall. This, he said, “opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions” and allows other countries to “practice the arts of seduction, to mislead public opinion, to influence or awe the public councils.”

Trump and the GOP are now busy proving how prescient Washington was. Trump has not endorsed an independent investigation of any Russian actions aimed at the election, nor released the financial information that would clarify any business relationships he has with Russians or Russian banks. Moreover, he can’t even bring himself to pretend in public that any of it matters much (although it’s hard to tell whether this is because he fears we’ll find out something nefarious he did or simply because his ego can’t bear his victory being thrown into doubt). Of all of Trump’s violations of basic democratic norms, his indifference to this most basic principle of self-government is the most shocking of all....

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/16/the-real-reason-any-russian-meddling-is-an-emergency/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Anyone who just months ago was regularly repudiating Trump's behavior but now opportunistically hitches their caboose to his crazy train has the real stink of evil about them.

http://time.com/4635835/christopher-von-keyserling-sexual-assault/

She told him it was “a new world” politically, to which he allegedly replied, “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct,”

they've gone from outrage to forgiveness to full-on embrace of "grab her by the pussy" as a lifestyle in about four months

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/us/politics/congressional-budget-office-affordable-care-act.html

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Tuesday that repealing major provisions of the Affordable Care Act, while leaving other parts in place, would cost 18 million people their insurance in the first year and could increase the number of uninsured Americans by 32 million in 10 years, while causing insurance premiums to double over that time.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

trumps speechwriter and senior advisor for policy went to santa monica high!

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-speechwriter-santamonica-20170117-story.html

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

they've gone from outrage to forgiveness to full-on embrace of "grab her by the pussy" as a lifestyle in about four months

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 10:57 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure it's awesome when you shed those last vestiges of a soul and go into full-bore 120 Days of Sodom "I'm an irredeemable monster who treats other humans like objects" mode.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Tuesday that repealing major provisions of the Affordable Care Act, while leaving other parts in place, would cost 18 million people their insurance in the first year and could increase the number of uninsured Americans by 32 million in 10 years, while causing insurance premiums to double over that time.

Someone needs to create a Twitter bot that automatically replies to every Paul Ryan tweet with this fact

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

no one's gonna shut us up
no one's gonna turn us 'round
No one's gonna take our healthcare
and hurt you

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

NBC Nightly News
‏@NBCNightlyNews
Maine Gov. LePage: "John Lewis ought to look at history. It was Abraham Lincoln that freed the slaves ... A simple thank you would suffice.”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2YiajeWIAAIGm7.jpg:large

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

Maine Governor Paul LePage can eat a bag of dicks.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

funny how republicans are always a little quieter about their more recent civil rights achievements

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

that is truly vomitous

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

So, Gov. LePage can claim Lincoln's achievements of 150 years ago as his very own just by being a hack Republican politician, while John Lewis, whose genuine achievements to abolish Jim Crow are heroic, must defer to Trump and LePage's imaginary status as Great Emancipators and thank them for it. Gosh, this should be obvious to everyone.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

I think something is wrong with my jaw because it dropped and I can't seem to close my mouth now.

I honestly can't tell anymore where the line between vile people espousing vile but legitimate opinions and vile trolls who are just trolling for sick lols is anymore. I guess it ultimately ceases to matter once they've put their vileness out in the world.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

Hayes ended Reconstruction

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

Typical LePage. Not the first time:

http://www.pressherald.com/2016/09/26/lepage-releases-three-ring-binder-with-photos-of-accused-drug-dealers/

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

the quote LePage had a week after the election still blows my mind:

"Sometimes, I wonder that our Constitution is not only broken, but we need a Donald Trump to show some authoritarian power in our country and bring back the rule of law because we've had eight years of a president, he's an autocrat, he just does it on his own, he ignores Congress and every single day, we're slipping into anarchy,

what
the
FUCK??????

flappy bird, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

authoritarians are cool when they're a) on your side and b) white

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

LePage is absolute racist scum and it is amazing to me that he has not been drubbed out of office. Apparently he's considering a Senate run in 2018, I hope he crashes and burns horribly and must live out the rest of his days as a pathetic mockery, with his name a universal shorthand for everything bad, to which Maine must never return. But he was somehow reelected as Governor in 2014 so fuck everything.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

So, Gov. LePage can claim Lincoln's achievements of 150 years ago as his very own just by being a hack Republican politician, while John Lewis, whose genuine achievements to abolish Jim Crow are heroic, must defer to Trump and LePage's imaginary status as Great Emancipators and thank them for it. Gosh, this should be obvious to everyone.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:07 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There are Memes circulating among dumpster people on social media about how "Thousands of Us [Whites] died to free slaves and where's our 'thank you'?".

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

Remarkable

Treeship, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

xxpost white people autocrat like this

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

As long as they keep dying I'll keep thanking them

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
"thought it would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in....he doesn't believe Bush is the true elected president." Sound familiar! WP

What does "WP" mean here? Sorry if that's a dumb question...

Evan, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

WHITE POWER

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

Want Piss

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

Washington Post I believe

rob, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

Wife of Pablo

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

a very credible source is claiming it's "With Putin"

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

Whiny Pepe

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

Withered Penis

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

^^ Pitchfork gave'ed a 7.9 two years ago iirc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

Is it ok to throw garbage at a presidential motorcade or will that get one shot?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

I like Barry Blitt's inauguration cover, but I don't think it's quite as inspired as his Obama right-wing-fantasy cover from 2008.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/cover-story-2017-01-23

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Roger Stone just told Alez Jones on Infowars that Trump was "set up" in Moscow. Someone supposedly sent prostitutes to Trump's hotel room, but Trump's security got rid of them.

Stone also said he was poisoned, "likely with polonium".

o_O

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

(Stone himself having been poisoned, not Trump)

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

im ok with this

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

All the Trump dudes look like cancer man

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Actual lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

You'd think Stone would've at least shot as high as Dr. Oz to report this bombshell about his superhuman physiology.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

stone's polonious dump could be a game-changer

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

certainly a drawers-changer

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Roger Stone just told Alez Jones on Infowars that Trump was "set up" in Moscow. Someone supposedly sent prostitutes to Trump's hotel room, but Trump's security got rid of them.

lol this is kind of crazy though they are actually acknowledging that some kind of thing really happened w/ a bunch of russian prostitutes in a hotel in moscow now?

marcos, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

not what you think though, something truly complex and unlikely, you'll be amazed

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

there is no way Trump turned down a prostitute

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

peetotaler

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

Sexual assault lawsuit just filed?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem/DocumentDisplayServlet?documentId=dYwlzFeeBv7mf3k4B/kysA==&system=prod

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

Chelsea Manning's sentence commuted.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

xpost Defamation seems like a good approach.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

so i guess they're hoping he either lies under oath or ends up having to admit harassment? heh, clever

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

they'll push to settle out of court

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

If they stick to their guns, they are saying they'll drop the suit "for no monetary compensation” if he admits she did not lie. Which means they will not drop the suit. Can they subpoena, say, purported incriminating tapes from NBC as evidence?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

yeah, it doesn't seem like cash is the endgame here, which i guess means polonium poisoning for summer servos before this gets to court

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

Fuck man do you guys remember what they did to Clinton?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

any chance Trump admin can reverse this?

akm, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

My understanding is the clemency/pardon power is absolute (or Carter might've talked of reversing Ford's re Nixon).

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

now that trump loves wikileaks wtf happens if assange ends up in the us?

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

anyway yeah trump loves wikileaks so I see no reason they'd try to reverse that anyway

akm, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

but he has suggested Snowden's execution (reaching out to Shakey)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

now that trump loves wikileaks wtf happens if assange ends up in the us?

― How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 17, 2017 9:56 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agriculture's still available imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

I'm against the death penalty morbz do keep up

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

NBC Nightly News
‏@NBCNightlyNews
Maine Gov. LePage: "John Lewis ought to look at history. It was Abraham Lincoln that freed the slaves ... A simple thank you would suffice.”

Republicans wanting to take credit for 1865 is sorta like Jakob Dylan wanting people to fellate him cos of "Blowin' in the Wind"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

like if they wanna embrace the ideals if the 1865 Republican Party I'd sure we'd all appreciate it

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

life in solitary for Snowjob, then? xxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

christ imagine how much more insufferable assange will be if he ends up on us soil being feted as a hero of the alt-right

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

in a cultural climate where sexual assault is all the rage again, no less

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

yeah assange, american hero feels like some horrible new plot twist for this tv show

iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

life in solitary for Snowjob, then? xxp

is there a psychological term for compulsive nicknaming? Dubyaitis?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

epithetic-compulsive disorder

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

onomorhhea

j., Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

monikeratosis

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

Psedonymalydia

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

Every time a Republican trots out "why don't black people thank white people for endling slavery, huh?" I inch a little bit closer to embracing Leninism.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Why don't Japanese people thank Americans for ending atomic warfare

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

If it wasn't for Josef Stalin I'd be speaking German today.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

tbf it's never too late to learn

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

I knew this was a unique TV comedy when in the first episode I saw concluded with pro-life and anti-abortion activists pelting a guy on the fence with eggs after Dennis decided that it might be easier to get laid on the pro-life side. I thought that was really clever.

earlnash, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

otm

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)

Unique tv comedy indeed

Treeship, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

America under Frank

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

what?

akm, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

it's ok it'll all be over soon

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

Why don't Japanese people thank Americans for ending atomic warfare

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 5:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf the president-elect also thinks people should thank him for ending the long national nightmare of birtherism, so maybe lepage just figures we no longer live in a universe of linear time where the laws of cause and effect apply.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

Republicans wanting to take credit for 1865 is sorta like Jakob Dylan wanting people to fellate him cos of "Blowin' in the Wind"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol m8 this is exactlybhow being the son of a celebrity works wtf

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)

u would know

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

ive had my moments with colin hanks but thats between me and him

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

Feel like leftists and liberals going on about John Lewis's "irreproachable integrity" are missing the story, which is that Lewis said, based on information he saw in the classified meeting, that he believes Trump's election was a "illegitimate" and "not the open democratic process." Instead of boycotting the inauguration i wish dems would show solidarity with lewis by insisting more of this information be declassified.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

Lewis is an American hero but he is also a dude who said a thing and I'm sure he'd rather be listened to than revered.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

Made it three minutes into Tim Kaine v. Davos before I had to stop or punch myself. Fuck.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 07:58 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/18/us/politics/trump-team-has-barely-engaged-with-national-security-council.html

WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has written 275 briefing papers for the incoming Trump administration: nearly 1,000 pages of classified material on North Korea’s nuclear program, the military campaign against the Islamic State, tensions in the South China Sea, and every other kind of threat the new team could face in its first weeks in office.

Nobody in the current administration knows whether anyone in the next has read any of it.

Less than three days before President Obama turns the keys to the White House, and the nuclear codes, over to President-elect Donald J. Trump, Mr. Trump’s transition staff has barely engaged with the National Security Council below the most senior levels. His designated national security adviser, Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, has met four times with his Obama counterpart, Susan E. Rice, most recently on Tuesday afternoon.

But the chronic upheaval in Mr. Trump’s transition, a delay in appointing senior National Security Council staff members, and a dearth of people with security clearances have deprived the Trump team of weeks of prep work on some of the most complex national security issues facing the country.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

Open letter from to Dickhead-in-C from Press Corps: http://www.cjr.org/covering_trump/trump_white_house_press_corps.php

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 12:32 (eight years ago)

Yeah, if only that press corps letter wasn't all complete and utter bullshit. If only they weren't going to line up to lick his wrinkly ass; let his paid liars say anything they want and respond with nothing more adversarial than "Well, that's all the time we have" (Chuck Todd's favorite seven words); play "both sides do it" in order to create equivalency between, say, a Senator saying something blatantly racist and a single mean tweet from a random egg account; and all the same bullshit they've been doing for decades. The only game the White House Press Corps knows how to play is "blowjobs for access," and any DC journalist would happily throw every other one into a furnace for a five-minute sit-down with Trump. So pardon me while I wait and see.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

yeah if I'm going to lose sleep over one of the last two items JiC posted it ain't the fucking press pool

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)

It's BS for sure, but if the press doesn't, well, press the new president on stuff, or report deeply, then there will be absolutely no way to ensure the public knows anything, from NSA issues/ignorance to stuff like the dossier, which would still be totally in the dark if it were not leaked.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

To the extent that we rely on the words that come out of Trump's face, the public isn't going to know anything anyway.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

No but there is still reporting to be done, and Trump himself seems like the least useful source for that. My point is it's a bit disjointed to post a report about their NSA ignorance, then an open letter from the press saying they are going to cover his admin vigorously, then have people make fun of the press letter vs. the NSA ignorance report, because we would not know the report were it not for the press.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

if by The Press we mean Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza, then he can throw them in a dungeon for all I care.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

Good reporters cultivate bitter back-office lifers with grudges, not public figures.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

Josh:

1. the national security council (NSC) is not the NSA, please stop doing that you will literally kill me

2. The journalists who report on stuff like leaked dossiers, NSC goings-on and other news for nerds are in a very different category than the ones who inhabit the pool.

3. If the ones in the pool have to find better things to do than pelt Sean Spicer with inane questions every morning, America wins.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

Josh in NYC agrees

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-case-for-not-being-crybabies

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

New Trump Adviser Being Sued for Hiring White Men to Attack African Americans

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

otm:

People need to have a bit more confidence in themselves, their values and their country. As soon as you realize that the Trump wants to profit from the presidency and that the Republicans are focused and helping him do so, all the questions become easier to answer and the path forward more clear. His threats against the press are the same. He's threatening to take away things the press doesn't truly need in order to instill a relationship of dominance.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

dickfuck calling NBC "Fake News" this morning! this damn phrase is the fucking worst. i swear if someone says that shit around me IRL they will meet brooklyn pavement .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

Trump is a would-be authoritarian and a bully. He's surrounded by mediocrities who owe all to him and feel validated by enabling his endless transgressions. Of course, he's doing these things. We know Trump's MO. He will bully people until they're cowed and humiliated and obedient. He'll threaten to kick the reporters out of the White House and then either cut a 'deal' or make some big to-do about 'allowing' the reporters to stay. These are all threats and mind games meant not so much to cow the press as make them think Trump is continually taking things away from them and that they need to make him stop.

They don't need to. That access isn't necessary to do their jobs. And bargaining over baubles of access which are of little consequence is not compatible with doing their job.

That basically describes my workplace, so I unexpectedly found the essay very inspirational tbh. Bookmarking for days of future emotional blackmail.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

Teenvoguedotcom/donaldtrupisgaslightingamerica

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

Trump Says He'll Show Off The US Military In Parades

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-military-parades

Evan, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

kimjongunthumbsup.jpg

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

strange, we've been so shy about display of military at parades, sports, etc the last 35 years

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

There is a big difference between "let's clap for this veteran who's at the baseball game today" and armed units marching Soviet-style up 5th Avenue.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

http://www.funfacemaster.com/fun-face/photos/56e8f812356dd252.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

Also I'm like rilly sure that's what military personnel want to do with their time: marching in parades. Because otherwise they'd just be doing things like sitting around, twiddling thumbs, peeling potatoes, defending the nation, yadda yadda.

Urine Andropov (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

i'm not talking about clapping for a vet, i'm talking about the shit before many NFL games that has everything but the dropping of bombs.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

I saw some teenagers get SWORN INTO THE ARMY ON THE FIELD before a baseball game in St Louis.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

so what is your fucking point?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

I feel like you're missing the Pyongyang

Evan, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

Trump: we should nuke all of the middle east

morbs: why not they already have drones ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

god this betsy devos hearing is so depressing

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

ON this point, Morbs is right and you all know it. American league sports are ground zero for normalization of militarized culture.

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

despite the grandstanding (and i agree with much of it!!!) is she still likely to just sail through and get confirmed like all the others?

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

ty Eric, sometimes i think people have eyes and ears unlike mine

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

first time i went to a baseball game i was like "what is this vile fascist nonsense?" and now it seems normal, so ... yeah.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

yea morbz is right here. military has been marching in parades for ever! fellating the military is nothing new in the US

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

first time i went to a baseball game i was like "what is this vile fascist nonsense?" and now it seems normal, so ... yeah

Still seems suspicious to me.

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

fuck it why even sing the national anthem ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

http://time.com/4637403/tiny-moth-donald-trump/

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

xp We SHOULDN'T sing the National Anthem at sporting events, and the fact that we do so unquestioned is kinda weird. Just like the post-9/11 addition of "America the Beautiful" to the 7th inning stretch at baseball games.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

despite the grandstanding (and i agree with much of it!!!) is she still likely to just sail through and get confirmed like all the others?

― marcos, Wednesday, January 18, 2017 9:36 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of course she will, as sick and fucking appalling as it is. The confirmation hearings are pure theatre.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

yeah i'm not disagreeing that it's stupid , just didn't think it needed to be pointed out here

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

I'm honestly considering a move back into education largely because of this nightmare person. I start tutoring in the evenings soon and who knows where I go from there. Anything to combat this bullshit.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

People sing the national anthem at baseball games? Every game?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

Please answer a question for a British guy who doesn't fully understand the system in the USA.

There is already enough stuff out there to impeach DT - The emoluments clause, Russian interference, all the stuff we know and probably more.
What's to stop the house/senate GOP immediately blackmailing DT (explicitly or implicitly) into following their agenda rather than his?
If he didn't agree they would have Mike Pence, which would suit them just as well, surely.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

fellating the military is nothing new in the US

the current paradigm seems pretty much an invention of the late eighties and especially post-Desert Storm
let's not forget that for a decade or so after Vietnam the military was a shit show

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

fuck it why even sing the national anthem ?

wasn't done regularly until WWII in baseball

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

Still seems suspicious to me.

― ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, January 18, 2017 10:45 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm agreeing with you. it's normalizing.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

all major sporting events have someone performing the national anthem just before the game starts

ciderpress, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

There is already enough stuff out there to impeach DT - The emoluments clause, Russian interference, all the stuff we know and probably more.
What's to stop the house/senate GOP immediately blackmailing DT (explicitly or implicitly) into following their agenda rather than his?
If he didn't agree they would have Mike Pence, which would suit them just as well, surely.

Trump is the most popular politician in the Republican party right now.

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

I've never been to an NFL game so I can't speak to that but the national anthem at a baseball game is A+ wholesome patriotism as far as I'm concerned. Hell, the words of the Pledge of Allegiance sort of feel like a big F U to Trump right now.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Excuse my oh so Britishes LOLing @ US patriotism.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

Just like the post-9/11 addition of "America the Beautiful" to the 7th inning stretch at baseball games.

Does anywhere still do that?

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

Yankee Stadium still does God Bless America before Take Me Out To The Ballgame

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Two possible answers. A. House/Senate GOP are opportunistic fucksticks who want to see what they can get out of the Trumpian juggernaut and its resulting chaos. B. House/Senate GOP are cowardly fucksticks, most of whose districts overwhelmingly voted for His Orangeness.

frogbs is right. If they start gunning for the Donald right from the start, they go home at reelection time to angry mobs that want their heads on a platter for daring to oppose the magnificent righteous swamp-draining efforts of the P. Otus.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

My understanding is the clemency/pardon power is absolute (or Carter might've talked of reversing Ford's re Nixon).

A friend on FB has been worried about whether the commutation should come into force before the election, citing as reason to be worried GWB's pardon and unpardon of Isaac Toussie:

On December 23, 2008, President Bush granted a pardon to Toussie, angering people who felt Toussie had defrauded them.[10][11] However, the pardon was withdrawn the next day, following a report by the New York Daily News that Toussie's father, Robert Toussie, had given $28,500 to the Republican Party and $2,300 to the presidential campaign of U.S. Senator John McCain.

Which I don't think is any kind of proper precedent, but I am depressed that my first thought on reading it was "Isn't that adorable?"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

Trump is the most popular politician in the Republican party right now.

... most popular with Republican voters (for whatever that means), right?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

i guess the *same* prez wd have power to withdraw his own pardon for whatever scuzzy reason...

the words of the Pledge of Allegiance sort of feel like a big F U to Trump right now.

esp "and justice for all" amirite

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

What's to stop the house/senate GOP immediately blackmailing DT (explicitly or implicitly) into following their agenda rather than his?

Aside from whatever powerful kompromat Putin has on him*, no one has been able to blackmail or control Trump. He would need to be in possession of qualities like humility or shame or concern for the rule of law for those tactics to be effective.

(* His generally uncontrollable nature and the extent to which he's an obedient little puppy wrt Putin is, to me, the most convincing circumstantial evidence that Russia is holding something truly damning over Trump's head.)

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

fuck it why even sing the national anthem ?

wasn't done regularly until WWII in baseball

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 18, 2017 10:56 AM

i'm cool with it being gone but really it's no big deal. i don't think it's the same as some north korean style military display which sound like what he is proposing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

... most popular with Republican voters (for whatever that means), right?

Those are the votes that Republican Members of Congress need to win. Most Republican Representatives are running in overwhelmingly Republican districts (by design). Pretty much all of them went enthusiastically Trumpward.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

Sure sure, I'm just clarifying that the USA is not Trumpland yet.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

god bless america is performed at fenway on sundays and national holidays.

i like the orioles spin:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/01/sports/baseball/baltimore-orioles-woody-guthrie-this-land-is-your-land.html

maura, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

Aside from whatever powerful kompromat Putin has on him*, no one has been able to blackmail or control Trump. He would need to be in possession of qualities like humility or shame or concern for the rule of law for those tactics to be effective.

No need to elicit any shame or concern, they can just remove him from office if they feel like it.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

ON this point, Morbs is right and you all know it. American league sports are ground zero for normalization of militarized culture.

idgaf about sports of any kind and i'm not even american but even i know the us military has paid american sports teams to put on their rah-rah displays of power and sentimentality in stadiums before events

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

xp

cutting u slack cuz UK and all, but:

the Democrats are a minority, and cannot impeach without significant Republican support. Does this make it clearer?

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

I just realized that trump is going to make everyone in the the US sign a NDA just before the inauguration

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

sleeve otm. impeachment won't happen unless trump becomes toxic enough to threaten the GOP's entrenched power

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

esp "and justice for all" amirite

Yep, exactly. I'm not saying that's an ideal America has lived up to in every respect, but the hallmark of Trumpism is the rejection of the idea that we should even ASPIRE to liberty and justice for all. Fuck that, I am doubling down on my aspirational patriotism.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

One of my kids came home yesterday saying the pledge of allegiance, where they changed almost all nouns to Trump and ended with praising "the great orange Cheeto."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Presidential pardoning power is his only absolute power

many xposts

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

Authorizing drone strikes is second

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

btw lol @ this latest thing where companies are now crediting Trump for expansion that's been in the work for years, solely because they don't want to face the same Twitter wrath that causes stock prices to drop 10% overnight. in case you wanted a window for what the next 4/8 years are gonna look like.

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSm5dzaephk

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

not to mention, that bizarre press conference last week? paid staffers being told to applaud anytime their dear leader goes after the "fake news", while Trump literally points to a stack of blank paper as evidence of how not-corrupt he's going to be.

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Trump's use of the term "fake new" is like a toddler learning a word or phrase and then walking around the house saying it over and over again. He's like Fudge, from the Judy Blume books.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

damn, dom tullipso could have done a better job
oh well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

I thought he was great!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

oh no, it was well worth watching and i'm glad he did it! i guess i'm just underestimating the amount of composure you have to maintain to pull that off live on national television. like the chance to prank tucker carlson, for 5 full minutes...this is the stuff dreams are made of, and he did a decent job but i felt like it was just a taste of what was possible

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

Shia LaBeouf is so prolific

Evan, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

congressional republicans clearly view trump as an aperture through which they can (try to) push as much as their agenda as possible -- but i wonder how much his erratic, lying nature will be a problem to them as much as the rest of us

i mean...

After Rand Paul announced he had spoken with Trump, who agreed with him about making repeal and replace simultaneous, one congressional staffer suggested at a Capitol Hill meeting on health care that his boss could call Trump and get him to say the opposite. After Trump’s news conference last week, several members and staffers suggested (independently) that Trump must mean that repeal and replace should take effect simultaneously, rather than that they should be enacted simultaneously, in which case congressional Republicans were already on the same page as Trump. (And of course, that could very well be what Trump meant.) After Trump’s Washington Post interview this past Sunday, the conservative health-care universe, including some people on Trump’s own team, quickly concluded that the separate administration plan he described was entirely a figment of Trump’s imagination.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/443932/republican-health-care-debate-guide-perplexed-americans

goole, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

trump obv doesn't really understand how any of this works and will say whatever sounds best and right to him in that moment and to that audience

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Okay wft is this Dom Tullipso thing? I can't see videos at work, and all of the news stories seem to from right wing sources hailing Carlson as a hoax-busting hero.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

congressional republicans clearly view trump as an aperture through which they can (try to) push as much as their agenda as possible

i am not enjoying the mental images this metaphor conjures up fyi

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

xp basically he created a hoax "paid protestor" enterprise to troll right wing media and they all picked up the story and carlson invites him on to expose him but his response is basically "no shit, dude, yea this is fake you dorks"

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

Trumpse.cx

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

congressional republicans clearly view trump as an aperture through which they can (try to) push as much as their agenda as possible -- but i wonder how much his erratic, lying nature will be a problem to them as much as the rest of us

Trump is a problem for anyone who isn't Trump. It's just that the GOP is full of dumbfucks who are going to have to get their lunch handed to them a few dozen times before it finally sinks in that they're equally threatened.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

oh i don't think they're "equally" threatened! it'll just be a strange game of court politics with a man who parrots whoever he talked to last

goole, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

dom tullipso (which is a fake name) seems like it must be an anagram but i can't for the life of me work out what for

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Idol Pol Smut

Dim Poll Oust

Podium Tolls

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

spoilt mould

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

http://www.cinefamily.org/images/rosemarysbaby_950_600.jpg

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

Murphy: You can't say definitively today that guns shouldn't be in schools?

DeVos: I will refer back to Senator [Mike} Enzi and the school he was talking about in Wyoming. I think probably there, I would imagine that there is probably a gun in the schools to protect from potential grizzlies.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a52357/betsy-devos-hearing/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Oh, yeah, probably should've posted that insane tidbit when I read it last night. Kinda lol but mostly sad.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

1 of 100 utterly depressing things about devos hearing

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

Where's that "all of them witches" from? I ask 'cause I own an album with that title.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

another was compliance w/ federal Individuals with Disabilities Education Act is "best left to the states"

christ

xp

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

So even in a best-case scenario where Trump is like imprisoned in the next couple of days or impeached as soon as he enters office or has a massive heart attack and drops dead, all of these total shitheaps in his putative cabinet have now been given the Palin treatment and will use their newfound and unearned legitimacy to plague us until they too drop dead. Ugh.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

Like, from here on out, Betsy DeVos and her vile and ignorant positions are almost certainly going to be a part of every national conversation about education regardless of what happens. Because alllll siiiiiides.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

http://classicalpoets.org/inaugural-poem-for-donald-j-trump/

Joseph Charles MacKenzie is the first and last American to win First Place in the Long Poem Section of the Scottish International Poetry Competition, Henry M. Austin Poetry Prize.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

yup. nytimes article on her hearings was headlined "education hearings erupt into partisan debate" xp

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

The black man, forgotten, in poverty dying,
The poor man, the sick man, with young children crying,
The soldier abroad and the mother who waits,
The young without work or behind prison gates,
The veterans, wounded, all welcome the crowd
That fights for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps
Teach women to look and behave like us chaps,
The Domhnall defends the defenseless forlorn;
For, a woman’s first right is the right to be born.
Now the bonnie young lassies that fly to the crowd
Have a champion in Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

But for all his great wisdom, the braw gallant man
Is matched by his children, the handsome Trump clan,
And the flower of Europe, Melania the fair,
Adds a luster and grace with her long flowing hair.
May they flourish and prosper to form a great crowd
Around the good Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

lacks "LYSOL DOUCHE" imo

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

Rofl https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/821772494864580614

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

It would be very funny if he developed a gold allergy and that's how he died.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

@dick_nixon
This DeVos woman has never been cross-examined in her life.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

Where's that "all of them witches" from? I ask 'cause I own an album with that title.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱),

Rosemary's Baby

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

i'm imagining a scenario where fifth-columnist decorators surround him with artifacts consisting of gold-plated polonium and he dies horribly like the guy in alas, babylon who didn't realize that all his gold and jewels had been hopelessly irradiated in the apocalyptic nuclear war.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

i'm personally thinking of moving up some of my Bucket List items to the next 6 weeks. or tomorrow.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

The tiled background of the twitpic looks suspiciously Moorish.

When Obama was elected, wasn't there some right-wing paranoid thing that he'd ordered "Muslim furniture" (presumably an Ottoman) for the White House? I hope I'm misremembering.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

It would be very funny if he developed a gold allergy and that's how he died

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Evan, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

Yet another precious fragile snowflake who needs a safe space from being triggered: https://www.buzzfeed.com/coralewis/trumps-proposed-labor-secretary-is-on-a-blocking-binge

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

That twitter picture doesn't look like a real person

badg, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

Fake Person!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

http://theslot.jezebel.com/watch-sen-michael-bennet-lecture-a-shaken-rep-tom-pri-1791337744

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

I appreciate Bennet's lecturing him on republicans' willingness to increase the deficit in order to be rid of the ACA, but I don't think it shook him in the least. I think this guy is a shark, and imo they weren't nearly hard enough on him in this hearing

Dan S, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

one of my most trump-supporting friends lives in michigan, hates teachers unions, and thinks devos is full of shit. he believes she has made michigan schools even worse, and is not interested in fixing public schools at all. it's important to remember that just because someone voted for trump doesn't mean they're completely impervious to reality about things they actually have experience with.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/news/george_h_w_bush/article/George-H-W-Bush-hospitalized-in-Houston-10864539.php

both barb and george clearly would rather die than see this inauguration; I hope they die on inauguration day

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

OMG, Trump would be so pissed and make it all about him. It would be delicious.

eephus, your friend likely believes that DeVos isn't interested in fixing public schools because he's heard her more or less say that exact thing.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

oh god Bar admitted too? I can't imagine Trump's response if they should die on Inauguration Day.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

but they already announced they weren't goin' to DC

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

"I like ex-Presidents who didn't get pneumonia"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

they've got reservations on the express shuttle to hell iirc xp

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

it really would be wonderful if they died on inauguration day

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

http://16004-presscdn-0-50.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/trump-reagan-shake.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

We'd just have to hear a bunch of sonorous idiocy about passing the torch. But would anyone point out that Trump will just use it torch NATO?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

at least they won't have to live in Trump's America

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

also not sure we want to give fodder to trump inevitably insisting that "thousands of people were celebrating" when the bushes died. though i did support the thatcher RIP thread's revelry so hmmm.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

I was reflecting the other day on the fact that I never wished for the death even of a president as odious as W, but oh the party I'll throw when Trump kicks it. Oh.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

yeah i wd bring the Cheetos

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

yeah Trump is the only time I've ever openly wished for the death of someone who wasn't a terrorist or Russell Wilson, and I don't feel bad about it at all

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

idk it seems like any karmic justice of DJT biting it would be offset by the GOP and his bootlickers in mourning getting off easy

still holding out hope for some unquestionable treason and/or piss party tapes

will, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

yeah, i want him to be humiliated

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

i want his most diehard fans to hate themselves for ever backing this piece of human garbage

will, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

yeah me too. when he won the only thing that comforted me was the knowledge that the story can only end in either 1) everyone hating Donald Trump or 2) nuclear hellfire, though the former seemed a bit more likely than the latter

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

I'd be cool w him being guillotined by an angry mob

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

I mean as much as I want this guy to be utterly humiliated lets not forget that the dude was on tape literally bragging about grabbing women by the pussy and he still kept like 95% of his endorsements, and then won the presidential election

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

still undecided abt Pence being "better/worse"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

He can be both!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

After GW Bush left office you'd have thought that voters might feel a bit chastised and sheepish about swallowing the GOP snake oil. Instead they just found someone so oily and slippery they had no idea what he thought, what he wanted, or what he'd do and they decided that was just the ticket!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

It's been 8 years, you can't expect people to remember that far back. Except for Reagan, who was perfect.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

Pence is demonstrably terrible! But he seems to possess both the ability to self-regulate and some degree of respect for civil society, so I would take him over Trump in a heartbeat.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

hard to say. the GOP would have an easy 2 (prob 4) of greased wheels to gleefully carry out their wish list of hellfire, which would be miserable.

otoh there certainly wouldn't be any bikers forming a "meat wall" around mike fucking pence. highly unlikely the alt-idiots would rally around this fucknut as their god-emperor. it would probably end up being the most hated admin in modern history.

will, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

I mean, I still fail to understand how almost anyone in the world isn't preferable to someone who seems capable of doing pretty much anything you can imagine, however debased or destructive to society.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

Without Trump the GOP would've lost the election, so I'm now cool with Pence taking over and losing in 2020 should Trump die.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

yeah fuck him. die already. just please let something so disgusting come to light first that no one outside of the most depraved neo nazi troll can support/ explain away

will, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

How did I miss this Clickhole gem?

Troubling Sign: Donald Trump Is Shaking Hands With A Pig That Has “Corruption” Written On It And Is Holding A Bag That Reads “Kickbacks”\

Well, this isn’t good.

From a slew of controversial cabinet appointments to Trump University’s fraud settlement, the president-elect’s transition to power has been riddled with causes for alarm. Now, for anyone harboring doubts about a Trump presidency, this may be the biggest red flag yet: Donald Trump is shaking hands with a pig that has “corruption” written on it and is holding a bag that reads “kickbacks.”

Ugh. If this is any indication, it’s going to be a long, long next four years.

Whoever hoped that the GOP candidate would bring real change to Washington must be shoving their feet in their mouths now, because Trump and the smirking pig are shaking hands in front of a tombstone reading “American Democracy 1776-2016,” onto which the pig is kicking mud with its hind legs. To make matters worse, Trump’s standing on a tattered copy of the Constitution, and several sad ghosts with the words “progress,” “diplomacy,” and “Obama’s legacy” on them are flying out of the grave.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

Pence is demonstrably terrible! But he seems to possess both the ability to self-regulate and some degree of respect for civil society, so I would take him over Trump in a heartbeat.

he also has none of trump's supernatural ability to shake off dirt or operate entirely outside the bounds of normal human discourse

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Pence is probably not going to start a nuclear war

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

panel approves Mattis 26-1

(Gillibrand permitted to dissent to protect her base)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

yeah that's a no-brainer, he's the only Trump nominee I actually like, plus I'm like 80% sure he was picked because of his nickname

guessing everyone is getting confirmed despite all this handwaving, because nothing matters lol

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

When asked about firearms in schools, Betsy DeVos answered: "I'd imagine there's a gun in the school to protect from potential grizzlies."

remy bean, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

already cited

when we give up emotionally next week hopefully this goes down to 6 posts a day

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

fewer if we're living in caves

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

remember, as a teacher, your role is first and foremost an enforcer, a protector of the students, a dispenser of justice, and an educator second

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

every day there's video of "Trump's pick for XXXX gets GRILLED" and it's like, wake me up when any of this matters

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

Sincerely curious, as a non-murican: what are all of your plans for Inauguration Day? Will you mourn the occasion with friends and fam? Will you stay in bed all day? Just go to work like every other day? Will you in some way feel you need to mark this dreadful moment in time?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

Get right tanked up?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

The last inauguration I watched was in grade school, it's just another day for me.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/search?q=to%3Arealdonaldtrump%20i%20voted%20for%20you&s=09

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

probably getting a sixer and inviting friends over to watch Trump drink literal piss on C-SPAN while his inauguration plays on other networks

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

otoh there certainly wouldn't be any bikers forming a "meat wall" around mike fucking pence. highly unlikely the alt-idiots would rally around this fucknut as their god-emperor. it would probably end up being the most hated admin in modern history.

― will, Wednesday, January 18, 2017 2:19 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^^

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Work, mate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

Work and it being like any other day prob best to cope tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

xp omg we're already being forced to mate?!

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

I bet the "bikers for Trump" meat wall is like, 200, tops

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

(No mistake: the tiniest of countries around the world, as well as mine, as still treating this like the Biggeat Day of the Year with hours and hours of live coverage. I'll work and probably turn to Twitter snark tbf)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

Mating is probably the best answer.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF077-Bunny_Pit.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

i'm glad it's on a Friday, i'll be posting working. The cereemony will doubtlessly be on in the breakroom, but i ain't watching that w/out alcohol.

I watched Obama's first swearing-in at work, and was laid off 3 months later.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Thanks Obama.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

yeah idgaf I will just be goin to work like normal. will probably go to Women's March on Saturday tho

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

yeah no

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

Traveling to DC Friday, marching and yelling at buildings and other inanimate objects Saturday alongside my wife, kids and a couple of their grandparents.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

never underestimate the power of yelling at buildings

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Yes, respect Josh.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

if trump biker meat wall isn't a porn movie by the end of next week i'll be v disappointed in humanity

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

good luck and Godspeed to you all, but going to DC on the inaug weekend FOR ME is not entirely dissimilar to joining a gym in January.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

also don't get gassed

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

if dc isn't your thing, go to a local march? --> https://thehumanfirstsociety.org/
(i'm doing boston one)

potential grizzly (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

was originally planning on going to DC but a freelance gig i really didn't feel comfortable turning down came my way. probably for the best :-/

will, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

afaik i know the big one in NYC is 5-11pm in Foley Square

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/nyc-inauguration-weekend-protests-womens-march-2017.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

I'm only doing it for the Fitbit steps.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

DC Was a Gas

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

just a cool, normal conversation with the future leader of the free world about literature

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2dobVMUUAEIpxt.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2dobVLVIAEd1Qm.jpg

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

Being There

but he's no gardener

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

in terms of the books
in terms of the books

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

what books are on your nightstand, or what's a book

nomar, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

well you can see some of them over there (gestures to some packets of hand lotion)

nomar, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

There is/was a Reddit AMA with a Trump biographer, with some telling details:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/5oqmf1/i_am_michael_dantonio_author_of_a_consequential/

Who does Trump listen to? Only his kids?
Does Trump actually discuss and debate things with other people (other than his kids)?
Trump does not read books - or even newspapers - apparently. When asked about the last book he had read, he said, "All Quiet on the Western Front".

michael_dantonio 3 hours ago
I think that now that he's almost president he is listening to more advisers. In the past he really did confine himself to family and top execs in the Trump org. I don't think he has read a book, all the way through, since he was in school. He didn't even read hi own book The Art of the Deal closely

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Do you think that if Trump had the power, he'd become a dictator? Does he actually believe in any American values or civil liberties? (I'm not saying he will be able to, just curious as to what he would do if he could).

michael_dantonio 3 hours ago
I think he hasn't studied American history and that he has a cartoon idea of American values based on World War II movies. He doesn't understand the Bill of Rights or how immigration, diversity, and the rule of law have made America Great

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

well you can see some of them over there (gestures to some packets of hand lotion)

― nomar, Wednesday, January 18, 2017 4:27 PM (

real life lol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

So can we start the 'USA - Still Hilarious' thread on Friday?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

has anyone ever seen trump read aloud? like, can he read beyond the level of an eight-year-old?

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6_2hFTw74

nomar, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

Bob The Pumpkin 5 months ago

come on don't compare Muslims to snakes!

that's offensive to the snakes!

dunno what I expected from the top comment on a Trump video

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

presumably he's gonna read off a 'prompter Friday? or not

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

i've been wondering that myself - i kinda hope he just decides to wing it and we end up with the extemporised ramblings of a madman being written into history

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

Many people believe there's a good chance Trump will get impeached? Do you think this is possible?

michael_dantonio 3 hours ago
I do think he's more likely to be impeached than anyone who entered office in the last century, including Nixon. I'd say he has a one in ten chance. Nixon wouldn't have had those odds and neither would Clinton in 1992

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

He's going to read a pro-job speech. The question is will he read it (morning after election) or yell it (RNC). The question is also how will he react to more than just the red meat crowd.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

even if he does read it he won't be able to stop himself throwing in self-aggrandising asides

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article127231799.html

WASHINGTON
The FBI and five other law enforcement and intelligence agencies have collaborated for months in an investigation into Russian attempts to influence the November election, including whether money from the Kremlin covertly aided President-elect Donald Trump, two people familiar with the matter said.

The agencies involved in the inquiry are the FBI, the CIA, the National Security Agency, the Justice Department, the Treasury Department’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network and representatives of the director of national intelligence, the sources said.

Investigators are examining how money may have moved from the Kremlin to covertly help Trump win, the two sources said. One of the allegations involves whether a system for routinely paying thousands of Russian-American pensioners may have been used to pay some email hackers in the United States or to supply money to intermediaries who would then pay the hackers, the two sources said.

This seems like just the sort of mundane chicanery that could put someone in jail.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

so uh what happens if it turns out kremlin money was involved in the election and republicans close ranks and decline to impeach? everyone shrugs and moves on? civil war? a real life version of red dawn?

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

we watch Paterson when it opens wide

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

that bit about trump and the books.....Obama had lunch with Juno Diaz last week. And now we have this.

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

Junot. fuck

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

Ian Millhiser
‏@imillhiser
I'm going to miss having a president who has read a book.

@CoreyRobin
As someone who reads books, I find this statement bizarre. Who cares if Trump reads books? Do U think it would make him a better president?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

Junot Diaz isn't very good.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

from reading Marilynne Robinson the current president learned that he has to wage drone warfare in the Middle East

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

@CoreyRobin
Some of history's greatest monsters were avid readers. And some, it turns out, were avid editors.

http://www.chronicle.com/article/Stalins-Blue-Pencil/142109/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

Junot Diaz is very good, you are wrong.

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

let's ask Obama what's his favorite Diaz story

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

so uh what happens if it turns out kremlin money was involved in the election and republicans close ranks and decline to impeach? everyone shrugs and moves on?

yes

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that yes, a guy who reads books is probably ever so slightly better informed and more qualified to be president than a guy who hasn't even read the books with his name on them

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

btw, John Lewis has led a good and courageous life, but he isn't God.

@CoreyRobin
Betsy's DeVos's response re free college yesterday is nearly identical to John Lewis's attack on Sanders/defense of Clinton in February.

https://twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/821754097661517825

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

junot diaz is ok

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

No one's talking about qualifications, J.D. Reagan said he'd read Hayek and von Mises, and given how things turned out in the eighties I believe him.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

reading fiction improves empathy, so yes, I think politicians who read books are probably better people than those who don't, even fiction

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

closer to my thinking:

enryVIII ‏@HorridHenryVIII 3h3 hours ago

@CoreyRobin @puro_gringo yes, John Lewis is a politician. even if i don't agree with him on this, he's not Betsy DeVos.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

reading fiction improves empathy, so yes, I think politicians who read books are probably better people than those who don't, even fiction

― akm, Wednesday, January 18, 2017 5:04 PM

generally, yes, but politicians aren't people.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

going to the Women's March in DC on Saturday, still deciding between DisruptJ20 and ANSWER for Friday

going to scream myself hoarse

the tune was space, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

John Lewis' halting, rather typical response when confronted about not remembering he didn't attend Bush's inaugurations disappointed me too until I remembered he's a politician.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)


Investigators are examining how money may have moved from the Kremlin to covertly help Trump win, the two sources said. One of the allegations involves whether a system for routinely paying thousands of Russian-American pensioners may have been used to pay some email hackers in the United States or to supply money to intermediaries who would then pay the hackers, the two sources said.

A similar allegation was in the Kurt Eichenwald piece and the recently leaked dossier.

I am not sure it makes any sense. Is there a suggestion now the hackers were based in the US now? Was part of their signature not working Russian daytime hours? Would it not be much easier to pay in Bitcoin or pay via a shell account? Russian pensions are like $100 a month.

The previous allegation was about 'online propaganda' rather than hacking - so people receiving a Russian pension supposedly being incentivised to post pro-Trump stuff online, which seems a bit more plausible.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

yes of course. Being a politician probably made Lincoln worse. xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

xpost None of it makes much sense because as of yet we have no idea what the Russians did or did not do, or what exactly they wanted to accomplish, specifically. We don't even know if the generalities of the accusations are the extent of it. We just know they were doing something, which doesn't exactly assuage suspicions or tramp down on conspiracies, especially since it would be pretty easy to exculpate several parties. The longer this goes on, the more it seems they haven't because they can't.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

i love junot diaz

marcos, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

As someone who reads books, I find this statement bizarre. Who cares if Trump reads books? Do U think it would make him a better president?

@CoreyRobin
Some of history's greatest monsters were avid readers. And some, it turns out, were avid editors.

I mean, yeah, smart people tend to read books and dumb people tend not to, and smart people can be really terrible, and making Trump read a lot of books wouldn't make him a smart person or a good person, but none of this changes the fact that, all in all, you would rather have the person who wields that kind of power be smart than dumb. Right?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

xps. running the diaz gamut itt

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

"he doesn't read books" is not nearly as much an issue as "he doesn't have the attention span to read even a single page"

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

i'm kind of past analyzing him beyond "there's something bad wrong with that man" at this point.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

Cher's twitter game is on point today

http://i.imgur.com/xHwLpFq.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

If I could turn back time

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

do you believe in life after trump

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

and the yam goes on

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

gypsies, trumps and thieves

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

The books thing is such a distraction. We should be so lucky that the worst thing you could say about our president elect was that he was a bit incurious from a literary standpoint.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

The bigger issue is he's a fascist.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

The bigger issue is he's a fascist.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuNpn17pfM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

Sorry for the double post. I'm suing zing.

Treeship, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

presumably he's gonna read off a 'prompter Friday? or not

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 18, 2017 9:40 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dude who wrote his impossibly long, manichean speech of pessimism and doom is writing the inaugural speech. i'm sure its going to be great (again).

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

one of the bigger bummers of this whole debacle is witnessing how many on the left don't know how to handle trolls. cuz Trump trolls them on a near daily basis and they take the bait every time, focusing on distractions, conspiracy theories, garment-rending/hair-tearing histrionics etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

like this is what passes for discourse/engagement - some asshole throwing out misdirection and nonsense and ppl following it like lemmings

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

granted I am doing classic ILX strawmanning here so maybe I should get specific - the reading books thing is a good example. any time Trump has tweeted about tv ratings or insults a specific person or makes some broadly inaccurate claim about his past behavior or positions or any statistical fact in general. THIS SHIT DOES NOT MATTER

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

I am interested in whether or not there are any (or more likely, how many) lawsuits to be filed against Trump for violating the emoluments clause as soon as he takes the oath of office. It's not clear who has standing to sue here and there's not a lot of precedent, so I would think there's gonna be a million things that people throw up and only a few that go anywhere, so I'm very curious to see where that goes.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

yes, if only there was some way to clown trump on his ridiculous thoughts, beliefs and actions while also remembering that he's built a cabinet bent on further tipping the scales in favour of the rich while stripping away the remains of the social safety net and dismantling the progressive gains of recent years

sadly we can only choose one or the other ;_;

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

sadly we can only choose one or the other ;_;

hey not everybody can walk and chew gum at the same time

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

damn now you're going after paraplegics too?

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

hey now that Trump is president we don't have to be PC anymore haven't you heard

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

too busy giving all my attention to crafting pithy replies to trump tweets tbh

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

keep up the good work

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/821566659521429504

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

gum is ok

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

stop getting distracted by gum and FOCUS ON THE REAL ISSUES ffs

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

gum > Junot Diaz

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

that is not cher u bozos

schlump, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

nothings cher in the new America maaaann

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:08 (eight years ago)

the chering economy

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

To the extent that it becomes a major news story that drowns out news that is more immediately pressing, yes, Illiterate Trump is absolutely a distraction. To the extent that it underscores the fact that that degree of incuriosity and ignorance in a VICE presidential candidate was enough to sink her running mate only eight years ago while we await the coming of a president whose incuriosity and ignorance are only the tip of a massively-damaged iceberg, Illiterate Trump marks the opening of I dunno the fifth or maybe the sixth seal?

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

Streaming the debate between DNC head candidates:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_587fed6ce4b02c1837e990af

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

http://www.jta.org/2017/01/18/news-opinion/united-states/18-jewish-institutions-across-us-targeted-in-second-wave-of-bomb-threats#.WH-7ICKnEd5.facebook

Yikes

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

Friday could seriously be crazy. If there are hate crimes, the President will not likely denounce them.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

This is the first time I quote one of His Sufficiency's tweets, so go easy. I love the expression of pure malice:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821772494864580614

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

It's concentration! What rhymes with 'Sad!'?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

Row of urinals would work too, I guess

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

Definitely getting a waxy Lloyd Bridges thing from that pic.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 19 January 2017 02:13 (eight years ago)

He definitely doesn't know how to use a computer

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

wtf he looks like first-time taxidermy

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:09 (eight years ago)

i have to say i am proud of how responsive anti-trump twitter is, you can scroll for a long time in his responses before seeing anything pro-trump

marcos, Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)

less than 2 days til Harold Hill's inauguration, will the other half of the nation ever realize his band sounds like shit

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)

I just read an article by a GYN who was criticizing Gwyneth Paltrow for peddling her line of vaginal jade eggs, and somewhere in her article she dropped a tossed-off comment about how she shouldn't be surprised given that we're about to be ruled by a guy who brags about sexual assault, and the first comment was some dude saying he wouldn't read the article because of that comment, which was probably sourced by "fake news".

so now the "grab em by the pussy" controversy is already being retconned as a fiction by his gaggle of shitbeaks

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

2+2 = caterpillars

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

XP to marcos, are we sure Twitter isn't just using an algorithm to show us what we want to see?

voodoo chili, Thursday, 19 January 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)

the more i look at this the more convinced i am that it's the greatest political photo of January 18, 2017

http://i.imgur.com/X3zgHzk.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2017 06:29 (eight years ago)

Politico: He Has This Deep Fear That He Is Not a Legitimate President - On the eve of the inauguration, Trump’s biographers ponder his refusal to bend his ego to his new office.

Blair: The cabinet appointments seem to me to be people who have been successful in some realm, so he takes that as proof of their abilities. But he’s also looking for people that will be in conflict with everyone in that department. Down the line, it’s the same kind of sowing-conflict mode that he’s used throughout his career of setting people against each other so that they’re not going to be loyal to each other and they’re going to be loyal to him.

...

O’Brien: The only things that have kept him awake at night historically are money, sex, food, and revenge. And if you take those things out of the mix, it’s not like he ponders the deeper meaning of life. I don’t think he feels that he’s not up to this task. I think he did at different points during the campaign, and I certainly think on election night, and the first few days after that, you could see a kind of a watering down of his bravado. But that seems to have lasted for about a millisecond.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:39 (eight years ago)

https://cgrozev.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/tower-of-cards-part-1/

The FSB General likely behind Christopher Steele’s Trump Dossier was assassinated after it became widely disseminated

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)

In lighter news, the New York Times confirmed that Rick Perry had no idea what the department of energy did when he accepted the position.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

Xpost that is insane.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:47 (eight years ago)

but rick perry started wearing glasses i thought he was smart now

my faith in this administration is wavering tbh

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:50 (eight years ago)

apparently Tony Orlando is an inaugural singer

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

i can't wait to see what jon voight's role in the inauguration will be

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)

Hustler.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

Snake hunter.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

shirtless, attempting to tear a phonebook in half

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:04 (eight years ago)

Turns out Dave was the smart one in Sam & Dave, too.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

I don't know if Edison's still alive, but Trump should totally see if he'll come and recite 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' for the crowd.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15977716_1472350362805252_3110941137704104347_n.jpg?oh=8fc46d5487e46a69da0c77f7a6fa485f&oe=591DE351

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

looks like america picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue

maura, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6eWX-gCQAANw6J.jpg

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

Definitely getting a waxy Lloyd Bridges thing from that pic.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 19 January 2017 02:13 (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First thing I thought, and so did most other people it seems, was wax dummy.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

the tapas restaurant version is currently killing me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

curiouser and curiouser

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/12/19/Trump-00_01_03_05-Still002-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqNJjoeBT78QIaYdkJdEY4CnGTJFJS74MYhNY6w3GNbO8.jpg

that's ornaldo bloomps' hair! trump took down that hairpiece thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

https://cgrozev.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/tower-of-cards-part-1/

The FSB General likely behind Christopher Steele’s Trump Dossier was assassinated after it became widely disseminated

Carter Page back at it again!!!!

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Politico: He Has This Deep Fear That He Is Not a Legitimate President - On the eve of the inauguration, Trump’s biographers ponder his refusal to bend his ego to his new office.

Blair: The cabinet appointments seem to me to be people who have been successful in some realm, so he takes that as proof of their abilities. But he’s also looking for people that will be in conflict with everyone in that department. Down the line, it’s the same kind of sowing-conflict mode that he’s used throughout his career of setting people against each other so that they’re not going to be loyal to each other and they’re going to be loyal to him.
...

O’Brien: The only things that have kept him awake at night historically are money, sex, food, and revenge. And if you take those things out of the mix, it’s not like he ponders the deeper meaning of life. I don’t think he feels that he’s not up to this task. I think he did at different points during the campaign, and I certainly think on election night, and the first few days after that, you could see a kind of a watering down of his bravado. But that seems to have lasted for about a millisecond.

― this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Thursday, January 19, 2017 7:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/trump-biographers-presidency-legitimate-214655?lo=ap_c1

lots of armchair psychoanalysis in that politico piece but i found it really fascinating, yall should read it

marcos, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

Just remembered/realized that Trump is going to be in the Hall of Presidents at Disney World now. Would love it if it's some completely broken-down caricature that's constantly pissing its pants and trying to grab the other presidents by the pussy.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

https://www.artforum.com/uploads/upload.002/id00428/article0_popup.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

I certainly think on election night, and the first few days after that, you could see a kind of a watering down of his bravado. But that seems to have lasted for about a millisecond.

Was just reflecting on this last night, and literally also utilizing the millisecond as the unit of measurement appropriate for the moment when it seemed like Trump was displaying a glimmer of humility.

Seriously, deity or deities, I'll gladly accept seeing him as a penniless beggar who passers-by pelt with tomatoes in lieu of his swift and painless demise. Just please knock his dick in the dirt already.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

did we ever get to the bottom of the surprisingly restrained and classy speech he gave after the results became official - last I heard the CNN panel was saying "these are the things he needs to say in his acceptance speech" and lo and behold, he repeated all that stuff verbatim

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

I think the answer is obvious. The real Trump is a kindhearted soul who was kidnapped years ago and lives a Cinderella life as a hostage to the whims of his captors. The truly evil, venal, capricious corrupt Trump has been running the show, but, incapable of anything conciliatory, released the stunned and shellshocked real Trump for that speech before locking him up again.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

I mean, jesus, these chumps:

Treasury nominee initially omitted more than $100 million from disclosures, Democratic memo says

Steven Mnuchin initially failed to disclose his interests in a Cayman Islands corporation as well as more than $100 million in personal assets, according to a memo by Democratic staffers on the Senate Finance Committee that was obtained by The Washington Post.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

he probably put it in the sock drawer and forgot about it

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

guys i'm getting really tired of watching this piss-weak satire of advanced capitalism, the jokes are all so tired

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

70% chance of rain in DC tomorrow, 10% chance for Saturday.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

...which will be spun from the right to diminish the contrast between the inauguration and the protest march. "Oh, of COURSE lots more people came out for that; the weather was nicer."

Like the time an Obama rally was also a free Decemberists concert: "Of COURSE many of the people were just there just to see the band; it doesn't mean he's a popular candidate." (Never mind that twee-as-fuck annoyingly-affected indie pop is not exactly the crowd mover par excellence)

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

Incoming President Donald Trump’s administration is already working on preparing his budget. And it looks like it will be far more extreme than anything the Republican Party has proposed so far.

The blueprint Trump’s team is working with as it crafts the plan would cut federal government spending by $10.5 trillion over a decade, according to The Hill’s sources.

. . . On the chopping block, according to The Hill, would be the National Endowment for the Arts, the National Endowment for the Humanities, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting; the Department of Justice’s Legal Services Corporation and Violence Against Women Grants; funding for the Paris Climate Change Agreement and the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change; and the Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy, Office of Electricity, and Office of Fossil Energy, among others.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/MichaelSLinden/status/822099043505635328

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

At this point, pretty much every news item about Trump and his incoming administration is thoroughly unsurprising and often expected but somehow also capable of singlehandedly turning me into a white-hot supernova of rage.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

Yeah, that Linden Twitter stream should be widely disseminated. This is ineffectual trolling dressed up as something actionable and real, yet again.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

xp that Twitter thread presumes that the $10.5tn spending cuts are the actual goal, rather than the elimination of all those programs.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

Republicans always talk about cutting spending and reducing the deficit, while doing exactly the opposite; but that's been the GOP Get Rid Of This Stuff wish list forever, and now they have the power to do it.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

If his personnel choices are any indication, Trump’s Homeland Security Department will favor a range of technological solutions, including threat detection algorithms, facial recognition technology, and an expansion of “verifiable” identity solutions both in real life and online.

Several people on Trump’s transition team are linked to a firm called Safran, a French defense contractor that has marketed expansive facial recognition and biometric software for law enforcement and intelligence agencies. As the Intercept previously reported, Morpho, a division of Safran, has touted a “Google” style search tool for capturing and storing the identities of potential terrorists using facial recognition technology. The concept has been criticized by privacy experts for denying due process rights to those ensnared in the terrorist database for simply having certain facial features....

During Obama’s term, the Department of Homeland Security also significantly expanded the availability of facial recognition technology to non-federal law enforcement. According to budget documents in 2014 the Homeland Security Information Network, an information-sharing system set up by the agency’s Office Of Intelligence & Analysis, created the “Multi-State Facial Recognition Community” that provided end users access to biometric search tools for “18 current participating states and fusion centers with the single click of a mouse.”

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/19/trump-dhs-surveillance/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

xp that Twitter thread presumes that the $10.5tn spending cuts are the actual goal, rather than the elimination of all those programs.

no that Twitter thread is saying that this is theatre, that eliminating those programs won't even get anywhere near the spending cuts they're boasting of

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

I take that as a given, since the GOP never actually cuts total spending. Ever.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

Why did they pick 10.5 trillion? Why not just say 100 trillion? No one gives a fuck.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/rvawonk/status/822092216386678785

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Right, the exercise is to show how easy it is to debunk the GOP marketing of the cuts in order to better confront them with their actual intentions. Not that anyone really does. Was watching the Charlie Rose interview of Paul Ryan a little last night and his attempt to take the muddy debris that is Trump's publicly stated goals and attempt to assemble it into crude structures using grown up language was interesting and sad. It wasn't like watching Conway dodge, it was more of a extreme filtration.

Evan, Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

‏@realDonaldTrump
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

Was watching the Charlie Rose interview of Paul Ryan a little last night and his attempt to take the muddy debris that is Trump's publicly stated goals and attempt to assemble it into crude structures using grown up language was interesting and sad.

the GOP ethos since January 1981: Hayek and Irving Kristol as carapace, beneath which is "You don't have a job or money, fuck you."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

That list is full of petty rewarmed culture-war shit, by design. They need to say that we shouldn't be spending money on cowboy poetry, so we need to say ZOMG they want to kill Big Bird. Then they need to say blah blah deficit blah blah not the job of government and we need to say ZOMG what do you have against art grants, etc. Then they need to say solar's a sham because sometimes there are clouds, and we need to say but ZOMG the planet, etc.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Mnuchin on Octomom "We worked very hard to move her to another home she could afford"

what world is this???

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

Kanye, who was born in Chicago and performs a style of music, hip-hop, that was invented in the United States on the streets of Trump's New York in the late 1970s, performed at MTV's Inaugural Youth Ball in honor of President Obama in 2009. "It's going to be typically and traditionally American, and Kanye is a great guy, we just haven't asked him to perform. And we move on with our agenda," Barrack added.

Among the latest bookings for the "traditionally American event" is Irish river-dancer Michael Flatley, who will reportedly hoof it at Friday night's Liberty Ball.

wow, did not think this situation would ever end with me on the side of kanye west but nice work assholes.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

dude with last name Barrack keeps using the FUCK out of me when I see his name in articles

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

"Just remembered/realized that Trump is going to be in the Hall of Presidents at Disney World now. Would love it if it's some completely broken-down caricature that's constantly pissing its pants and trying to grab the other presidents by the pussy."

"Taking A Stand: Disney Will Add Donald Trump To Its Animatronic Hall Of Presidents, But It Will Be Able To Feel Pain"
http://www.clickhole.com/article/taking-stand-disney-will-add-donald-trump-its-anim-5143

akm, Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

*confusing

Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/trump-eagle-03a.gif?w=560&h=315

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

@realDonaldTrump
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

I'm STILL seeing Obummer, Odumbo, Killary and Shrillary. Get used to it, pal...

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

that's from 2013 just for the record

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Don't forget Moochelle

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

lol that is a real tweet isn't it

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

trump-era cyberaesthetics

http://donaldtrumpmaando.tumblr.com/

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

I'm STILL seeing Obummer, Odumbo, Killary and Shrillary.

well of course, morbs is still an ilx regular

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/64/649f7cb314ae7e78b96858e72d83dd73011fbaec8d90094c676e86da2e935392.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

an open goal is still a goal tbf

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

lmao morbs

nomar, Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

tom barrack is probably trumps only 'friend' and I use that term loosely. he runs colony capital which is fucking massive and got its tentacles into atlantic city in 2000. he also was the last speaker before trump at the rnc.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

https://cgrozev.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/tower-of-cards-part-1/

The FSB General likely behind Christopher Steele’s Trump Dossier was assassinated after it became widely disseminated

― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, January 19, 2017 7:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this falls apart so quickly on a read. a source that is at two levels remove from only a few of the allegations in the dossier could potentially have been (by basically guesswork and speculation) this fsb general who it is reported died of a heart attack but which this author claims was really an assassination. its not quite pizzagate, but its got more in common with that than anything resembling proven fact

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

"apparently Tony Orlando is an inaugural singer"

Tony Orlando and Don

nickn, Thursday, 19 January 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

ha

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

Tony Ornaldo

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 19 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

Apparently Steve Munchkin or whatever got it today from even the likes of Dean Heller:

NUCHIN: Unfortunately, I will go back and request that information from the bank. I no longer have that information. I will work with the bank to try to get that for you.
HELLER: How many Nevadans did OneWest foreclose on while you owned the bank?

MNUCHIN: I have the information on public reports, but I am committed to go back and get that information for you from the bank. I apologize I do not have that with me today and I appreciate how hard your state was hit in the foreclosure crisis.

HELLER: Do you know how many Nevadans OneWest provided assistance to with modifications? The reason I ask these questions over again is that this is the seventh time i have asked you. I asked when you are in my office and I had my office follow-up, three times by text and three times by phone and we still cannot get the answers and I am not quite sure with two weeks—your own comments were they you had responded to 5000 pages of questions asked? Why were these three questions not asked if you had 5000 pages of questions that you answered?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UJAAzzJ.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

Who is the Skull Kid in this scenario?

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

Those that voted Trump?

Evan, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

the mask is their facebook news feed

Evan, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

Fancy two-star Michelin chef leaving his post at Trump hotel restaurant here (very rare for starred chefs to quit). Anyway, he's moving to Detroit, but he had this to say to the Free Press:

His cancer now in remission, Lents conceded that the recent presidential election also had an impact on his decision to leave the luxury restaurant on the sixteenth floor of Trump Tower Chicago.

"I've been very lucky to work with some very talented and very caring people inside the hotel," he said. "That being said, the election has been difficult for everyone involved and frustrating to see all the great product that's been put out by this hotel suffer because of situations that are outside of our control."

Implies Trump has been bad for business, at least here.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

Hmm. Sounds to me like he should try winning instead of being a pathetic loser.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

lmao nice

flappy bird, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/elijah-cummings-if-the-public-knew-what-congress-knows-they-would-boycott-the-inauguration-too/

geez too bad they won't just release the info already

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqGxXRi84JxgtklApwyBbNY-OwTB_ZeMZ

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

^features three of my fave songs of the year from YG, Tribe and Xenia

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 19 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

The hearing was leavened with some humor. Asked by Mr. Franken, who had earlier pushed him sharply on nuclear weapons and climate change in his Senate office, “Did you enjoy meeting me?” Mr. Perry responded, “I hope you are as much fun on the dais as you were on your couch,” before adding, “May I rephrase that, sir?”

“Please. Please,” Mr. Franken replied. “Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord.”

“Well, I think we’ve found our ‘Saturday Night Live’ sound bite,” Mr. Perry said.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

“You’ve got to understand that members of Congress have a lot of information that the public does not have,” Cummings said. “And I can tell you over the last week or two, the classified briefings that I have been to, and if the public knew what members of Congress know…”

“Why don’t they?” Cuomo interrupted. “If it’s that important that it’s going to make people not go to the inauguration… shouldn’t people know?”

Cummings argued that Congress needed to move forward with an investigation into the role both Russia and FBI Director James Comey played in influencing the U.S. election so that more information could be released to the public.

Thanks, dude. The future of America is at stake, but not to the extent that it can't wait until the whole government, including congress and other oversight/investigative bodies, have fully gone Trump and will therefore not only resist digging in to what you're not saying, but also be harder to reverse/evict/undo/jail/fire should improper/illegal stuff even be made public.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

It's crazy to me how all these people directly contradict Trump statements in these hearings

voodoo chili, Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

The future of America is at stake, but not to the extent that it can't wait until the whole government, including congress and other oversight/investigative bodies, have fully gone Trump and will therefore not only resist digging in to what you're not saying, but also be harder to reverse/evict/undo/jail/fire should improper/illegal stuff even be made public.

defending America would be unAmerican

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

we must preserve our precious tradition of handing over power no questions asked regardless of circumstance

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

And remember Ryan Zinke, the nominee for Interior Secretary who called himself a Teddy Roosevelt Republican, and who professed his allegiance to the "Gifford Pinchot" model for "multiple use" of our public lands? The oil industry sees him as a bit of a ray of light. From Petroleum World:

The former Navy SEAL sought to outline a measured approach to the job of managing America's national parks, forests and tribal lands during a four-hour Senate confirmation hearing that was mostly cordial, lacking some of the hot-tempered grilling that has marked other sessions to vet Trump's cabinet nominees. "Yes," he said in response to a question from Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska about whether he would review drilling curbs imposed by President Barack Obama's administration in her state, home to vast petroleum deposits both onshore and beneath Arctic waters. "I can guarantee you it is better to produce energy domestically under reasonable regulation than overseas with no regulation ... We need an economy."

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a52408/budget-national-parks/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

Trump is such a dick that it's quite possible all sorts of shit did go down *and* he had no idea about it, which would be doubly humiliating. Perhaps that is his fear, as such, but shit floats.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

idk - do we really need an economy?

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

shit, Perry got climate-change religion

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

Thanks, dude. The future of America is at stake, but not to the extent that it can't wait until the whole government, including congress and other oversight/investigative bodies, have fully gone Trump and will therefore not only resist digging in to what you're not saying, but also be harder to reverse/evict/undo/jail/fire should improper/illegal stuff even be made public.

yeah this is the part that bothers me

the FBI's blatant double standard in this case is obviously appalling but even worse is the fact that they've gotten away with it entirely which is only going to reinforce the Trumpian view of "if you can get away with it, do it"

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

shit, Perry got climate-change religion

eh not really.

he's probably going to be bummed when he finds out the DOE spends like 80% of its time shuttling nuclear waste around the country

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

Dear news and politics websites: invest in copy editors please

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/elijah-cummings-if-the-public-knew-what-congress-knows-they-would-boycott-the-inauguration-too/

geez too bad they won't just release the info already

This is all such a tease. Was the Trump campaign involved in this stuff or not?

Treeship, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

I'm sure they were. They thought they were going to get stomped. What did they have to lose?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

They certainly knew how to leverage that stuff, repeating the propaganda disseminates on dubious websites

Treeship, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

@DaviSusan
"I'm starting to really, really love @SpeakerRyan." -@realDonaldTrump at his luncheon today.

@corrlake
@mtaibbi This satisfies criteria for 2 items on your list for the Inaugural Drinking Game.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

to wit

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/the-official-donald-trump-inauguration-drinking-game-w461859

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

“We have by far the highest I.Q. of any cabinet ever assembled,” Mr. Trump said in the remarks, which reporters heard only the first several minutes of before being escorted out.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

the best and the brightest

btw NY Jets owner Woody Johnson will be our ambassador to the UK

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

“We have by far the highest I.Q. net worth percentage of fools of any cabinet ever assembled,”

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

xp Rex Ryan would be better tbh

voodoo chili, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

New York Jets, what do they do?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

Play American Football, torture their fans, provide a laugh for the rest of the league

voodoo chili, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

their most famous play in the last decade was their QB running into the butt of one of his linemen, fumbling the ball, then having it returned for a touchdown

their star WR said this about their last season: "The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on and never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year"

frogbs, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

inauguration drinking game

1. drink everything in sight
2. pray for death

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

Still having Woody Allen as ambassador should be interesting.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

Oh wow, Trump was right, Mexico really is sending their worst criminals to the US!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/mexican-drug-lord-joaquin-el-chapo-guzman-extradited-to-us/2017/01/19/7e08ee38-de9a-11e6-918c-99ede3c8cafa_story.html

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

just in time for his appt to head the DEA, presumably

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

well he is rich therefore he's doing something right

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Certainly is an expert at getting under walls, could probably be some help.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

nobody knows the drug industry like this guy, he's the only one who can take on cartels

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

> DOE spends like 80% of its time shuttling nuclear waste

And making and maintaining nuclear weapons. DOE is how America rewards physics majors, given fewer than 1 in 10 will find jobs in academia, and the credit derivatives job market is flat.

All these partial differential equations have to go somewhere.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/donald-trump-singing-along-to-3-doors-down-may-be-the-most-horrifying-gif-in-american-history/

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

xp: But more to the point, everyone in the top few tiers of the DOE is a physics PhD, and they're the major that scores highest the GRE. Everyone Perry speaks to on his job will be smarter them him, and they know it, even if he doesn't.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

Is it worth taking the GRE?

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

yeah tbh I'm not really worried about the DOE

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

the last head of the DOE was a PhD too

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

I want to strangle chris matthews with a rust belt

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

I only mention this because there's a certain hierarchy within academia (at least within the "hard sciences"), and I was well aware before went I went to comp-sci grad school that we as a group scored third on the GRE behind physicists and mathematicians.

This probably means little to Perry. But he's not a shining light. I don't envy any of his department advisers tasked with bringing him up to speed.

Which fusion technology should we pursue, incremental tokamak, inertial containment or skunk works CFR? This fucking guy would take years to learn the lingo, much less be able to judge. Anybody on this thread is better qualified.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-pumps-up-supporters-inauguration-eve

Big shout out to the (most likely less than) 37% of americans! They say they've never seen anything like it in the world (except in the UK, Hungary, Poland, Turkey, etc etc etc).

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

Anyone else hear that radio piece about Trump and the power of positive thinking, how Trump's Pastor as a child was the guy who actually wrote the book?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

Norman Vincent Peale???

MrDasher, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

really feeling the hate as this day approaches, it's invigorating.

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

Hate?

Mostly a simmering contempt for my fellow Americans who couldn't bother to pick up a long-form news piece, and abject terror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwQeKSlY56Q

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

Xpost yeah, he even officiated his first wedding!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

Hopefully Trump gets some kind of traumatic head injury that makes him think back to those days, but mix up the power of positive thinking with the power of positive vibes. And then he adopts a dopey surfer affect and buys a midi controller and spends his time making weird "dub influenced" ambient tracks.

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

Feelin the hate w sleeve, for my part.

Also plan on totally ignoring the inauguration

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

I told my dad I hated trump tonight and he said it's "bad to hate, even trump." True story

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

"hate's not your enemy, love's your enemy" - Mark E Smith

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

You know, every single time I read a profile of some Trump supporter, for all their gun-toting, minority hating, or whatever undercurrents, at heart they all really just seem to want jobs. How long until they realize they are not getting them? And will they be satisfied with the aforementioned?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

^^^ that's why I reserve my hatred for the motherfuckers at the top who know exactly what they're doing

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

Nah. Trump was an agent of revenge. No one on the planet is credulous enough to believe Trump would help them in any way.

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Maybe they were holding out for the tariffs but they knew their messenger was too erratic to be trusted. This was people betting their life savings on 30-1 odds.

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:44 (eight years ago)

shit, Perry got climate-change religion

eh not really.

he's probably going to be bummed when he finds out the DOE spends like 80% of its time shuttling nuclear waste around the country

― Οὖτις,

“I believe the climate is changing,” he said. “I believe some of it is naturally occurring, but some of it is also caused by man-made activity. The question is: How do we address it in a thoughtful way that doesn’t compromise economic growth, the affordability of energy or American jobs?”

yep. hey i know a way to address it that everyone will around will consider to be thoughtful! "all of the above". that's all you have to say! it's been supported by the US president for the last 16 years!

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

Rick Perry is a moron.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)

...and a cheerleader

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/50/06/3a5006c289e2d90f2dc81d9c98d8e24c.jpg

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

NYT has an update on the embiggening of the investigation into the trump campaign with some extra emphasis on manafort, carter page and roger stone

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/19/us/politics/trump-russia-associates-investigation.html

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)

There was also an NPR roundtable of the usual ethics lawyers calling Trump's conflict's "nakedly unconstitutional" Which bummed me out at first, because I thought, well, no one is going to prosecute that. But the things is with all these conflicts, is that while the president is immune from civil prosecution pertaining to the office - you can't sue the president for raising taxes - the president, the man, is still subject to civil suits, and the more conflicts he has, the more standing someone has to sue him (like, say, if another DC hotel found he was using his office to unfairly draw business away from them). Which still doesn't mean much, given how spineless the GOP congress is, but the bigger issue is that the more lawsuits, the higher the chance he'll be called to testify, the higher the chance of that, the higher the chance he'll fuck up and reveal something, or give prosecutors excuses to subpoena people/things/documents.

Or as some anonymous person put it (on reddit politics thread):

It's a complicated issue simply because it is completely untested. No President has been challenged for blatantly violating the Emoluments Clause. As a result, there is little case law to provide guidance on how courts would rule on the issue of standing. A lot of lawyers and legal professors speculate and draw from other tangentially related cases that may provide some guidance, but this fact pattern is so unique that no one can say for certain who has standing. We can apply the normal tests, but how you define who is being injured and to what extent is very fluid. So States, corporations, and private citizens may all have standing to sue Trump or the US government based on how they write their lawsuits. The next questions is what is the end result? The Supreme Court would likely not order Trump to step-down since the Constitution provides a tool for impeachment, but you can't say that for certain. Regardless, the blatant violation of the Constitution goes beyond right and left politics. It's an attack on the very foundation of the Presidency.

However, people should be encouraged by this being new legal ground. Lawyers and people with money will seek out these cases for their notoriety and difficulty. It should be open season on the administration for these ethics violations. At the very least, the sheer volume of suits should force Trump to discuss these matters for months if not years. Should a case survive a challenge to standing, discovery and depositions will provide volumes of documents and testimony that will make Trump more transparent and more accountable.

So on Day 1 of his administration, reach out to your state's AG office, your reps, your senators, and anyone else to demand total divestment or for them to sue.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

Yes i have come to a similar conclusion re: emoluments clause lawsuits. There's gonna be a ton of them and who knows how it will shake out.

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

Thats a good plan

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

True that the GOP congress is spineless, but you gotta imagine (hope?) they're going to get sick of Trump soon - he's directly contradicting almost everything they say, isn't likely to pursue an unpopular agenda, and both the Russia links and blatant corruption is likely to give at least *some* of them pause

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

who cares if they're sick of him? They got sick of Bush. If they pass half of their plans, we're in fucking trouble.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 03:48 (eight years ago)

they don't give a shit xp

global tetrahedron, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

he didn't find his Latino agriculture nominee

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:11 (eight years ago)

Feel like trumps idiotic plan to deposit hotel $ into the treasury just potentially gave standing to every taxpayer in the country

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:12 (eight years ago)

Also the GOP became masters of suing the government to accomplish their shitty agenda

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)

shit so it's roger stone that's under investigation...

akm, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

he's going to eat the poison apple for his lord on this, isn't he?

akm, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

"I did nothing wrong, for the 5,000th time,” [Casper Page] said. His adversaries, he added, are “pulling a page out of the Watergate playbook

Yes, yes. As we know, watergate was a fraudulent witch hunt that resulted in nothing

voodoo chili, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:23 (eight years ago)

New York Jets, what do they do?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble

is there any way i can work this into a protest sign?

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:25 (eight years ago)

also i walked through downtown dc this evening and the national mall and there are just not a lot of people here. it's weird. if all the barricades and police weren't around it would be like a holiday weekend where half the city gets out of town

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:38 (eight years ago)

oh wow Roger Stone who could have guessed the man with direct ties to Wikileaks and also one of Trump's biggest advisors color me shocked!!!

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:49 (eight years ago)

I want to know what it would take for Agent Orange to become the first president to take his own life while in office.

How do you shame the unshamable?

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:51 (eight years ago)

Alternatively, I think we have an opportunity to test if there's something to telekinesis once and for all. If a hundred thousand people all concentrated at the same time (just as the oath is being read) to make a specific black heart explode... How about a million people? A billion?

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 20 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

Reading the transcripts of Trump interviews really gives a flavour of what an utter, utter moron Trump is. I mean the one below, just about any random person walking off the street could give more insightful answers

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/full-transcript-of-interview-with-donald-trump-5d39sr09d

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 20 January 2017 05:44 (eight years ago)

1,460, th ecountdown begins

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 05:56 (eight years ago)

On January 20, 2017 Futureclown lip synchs the inaugural address and swearing-in of the 45th President of the United States of America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksZpufrHI3Y&feature=youtu.be&utm_source=LACE+General&utm_campaign=62a6ba6b14-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_01_05&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_cb2410646d-62a6ba6b14-310539965&mc_cid=62a6ba6b14&mc_eid=247a24b608

nickn, Friday, 20 January 2017 07:42 (eight years ago)

Link may work at 8:30 am PST Friday.

nickn, Friday, 20 January 2017 07:46 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, here's some vid of people giving shit to and filming the Deploaball attendees

https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/822275737319305216

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 20 January 2017 07:50 (eight years ago)

i don't really believe DT poisoned Wayne Barrett, but it would make sense.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/wayne-barrett-who-wrote-the-book-on-trump-is-still-reporting

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/wayne-barrett-legendary-village-voice-muckraker-dead-at-71-9589517

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

@RogerJStoneJr: Wayne Barrett was a piece of human excrement posing as a human being. Rot in hell, you prick

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)

the best eulogy possible

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)

be known by the quality of your enemies

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

The Post’s Capital Weather Gang predicts today’s forecast for the inauguration will be gloomy.

There is rain expected at times throughout the day. Temperatures will be in the upper 40s and 50s. Tomorrow it will be warmer and drier with temperatures in the low to upper 50s.

An interesting snapshot from the National Weather Service shows there’s the highest chance of rain – 80 percent – right around noon, which is at the height of the inauguration ceremonies and Trump’s taking the oath of office at the Capitol.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

Nature understands metaphors better than anyone.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

diarrhea rainstorm

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

http://www.homeofheroes.com/presidents/pres_harrison_william.jpg

shit man, i'm out

example (crüt), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

would love it if Trump had a panic attack and started projectile vomiting on live TV

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j8v2sJw2QKs/hqdefault.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)

Reading the transcripts of Trump interviews really gives a flavour of what an utter, utter moron Trump is

Right, it's been so over-discussed it's almost white noise as a talking point, but it feels like it's suddenly irrelevant to talk about how fucking dumb he is

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

(when it shoudln't be)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

Is he actually dumb? Who knows. But it's pretty obvious he hasn't read a book in decades and completely lacks curiosity about anything more than making himself more money. He's just the atrophied epitome of GOP anti-intellectualism.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

sad

micah, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

if i go kwazy will u still call me President

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

smart enough to be here xxxp

The podium at the Capitol is wrapped in plastic, as DT will be, to preserve freshness

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

Turmp has a facility wrt convincing gullible people to eat his bullshit, but it seems like that's more of an instinct than an intentionally-curated skillset. Outside of that, by any reasonable metric he's what professionals refer to as a 'dumb fuck'.

Yes, I know I misspelled Turmp but I'm not fixing it because fuck him, he can just be Turmp from now on.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

there are some days I hate how crazy and frenetic my job can be.

this is one day I'm thankful for it.

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

Dornaldo Turmps

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

dornaldo turmps

gah beaten to it

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

Allllll that anxiety and dread that I'd successfully tamped down after the election is slowly bubbling to the surface. Pretty much the only thing that's keeping me going is the fact that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW OR ENCOUNTER seems completely disgusted or at the very least baffled by what's happening right now.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

it's cuz you're one of them cosseted metropolitan elites

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

Too true, too true. EXCEPT: almost all of my family and many of my friends are still in the midst of the deep red heartland and express the same exasperation. I just don't know anymore.

Thanking u both for Dornaldo Turmps.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

i'm just gonna thnk of other things today. 4 years of misery, gotta spread it out

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

I just don't know anymore

i was thinking the other day about alternate universes, and how if they exist we've been incredibly lucky not to have lived in the many other realities where the cuban missile crisis ended in catastrophic nuclear war or the nazis won wwii or whatever, and how it feels like our luck has worn thin and we now find ourselves living in one of those failing timelines where something has gone irretrievably wrong

this is why i should give up weed i guess

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

interested to see what the TV ratings for this are going to be. you'd think "The Inauguration of Donald Fucking Trump" would draw a lot of viewers but everyone I know is too depressed to actually want to watch it.

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

btw Donald Trump knows the nuclear launch codes now, in case your anxiety wasn't high enough already

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

Bizarro you should check out the man in the high castle

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

He's going to change all the codes to 12345. Or his birthday.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

yeah, i'm familiar with both the book and the tv show - whoever upthread (or elsewhere on ilx) said that now we're living in a pkd world was, tragically, entirely otm xp

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/KarenHouppert/status/822438927734804480

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

He's going to change all the codes to 12345. Or his birthday.

I laugh but I'm crying on the inside.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

Lowering expectations for low crowds. Besides, if the crowds are low he'll just blame the weather, or most likely, claim the crowds were huge and tweet a doctored photo. Pro tip: don't trust it if it's in black and white and MLK is speaking.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Part of me feels like...okay, I've paid a lot of attention and I know who this fucker is and what he's about and what he's likely to try and do, and I know a lot of the things that I can personally do to resist the reification of the world that exists inside of his sick mind, so maybe it would be to the benefit of my mental and physical well-being at this point if I stop paying attention to what he's doing and just move full steam ahead operating under the assumption that he's engaged in the very worst shit that my imagination can conjure up. I'm going to start tutoring kids soon, I'm looking into the possibility of running for school board down the line a ways, I know which organizations are threatened by the incoming administration and which organizations stand the best chance of being a bulwark against this administration and I know how to help them out... Does it really help me to know that he tried to sexually assault Merkel or that he's engaged in private weekend manhunts with Duterte? There's so much shit coming down the pike that I can do nothing about directly but that I already know how to dissent against indirectly, and I shouldn't be waiting for some fresh scandal to re-stoke me into action. This needs to be a steady and ongoing resistance until he's physically removed from the White House, so it might be that I just need to tune out the news for a good long while now to keep from clawing my own eyes out.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

I'll just operate under the assumption that martial law begins at 12:01 when the current National Guard commander steps down and go from there.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

Part of me feels like...okay, I've paid a lot of attention and I know who this fucker is and what he's about and what he's likely to try and do, and I know a lot of the things that I can personally do to resist the reification of the world that exists inside of his sick mind, so maybe it would be to the benefit of my mental and physical well-being at this point if I stop paying attention to what he's doing and just move full steam ahead operating under the assumption that he's engaged in the very worst shit that my imagination can conjure up. I'm going to start tutoring kids soon, I'm looking into the possibility of running for school board down the line a ways, I know which organizations are threatened by the incoming administration and which organizations stand the best chance of being a bulwark against this administration and I know how to help them out... Does it really help me to know that he tried to sexually assault Merkel or that he's engaged in private weekend manhunts with Duterte? There's so much shit coming down the pike that I can do nothing about directly but that I already know how to dissent against indirectly, and I shouldn't be waiting for some fresh scandal to re-stoke me into action. This needs to be a steady and ongoing resistance until he's physically removed from the White House, so it might be that I just need to tune out the news for a good long while now to keep from clawing my own eyes out.

― "Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, January 20, 2017 9:28 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, January 20, 2017 9:31 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea good post

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

Per Judd Apatow, of all people:

“There’s a danger on the internet that you think you’re accomplishing something,” he says. “So you see an article about a disease and retweet it and think ‘It’s cured now!’ And you’ve fooled yourself into thinking that you’ve done something productive.”

That's the dead-end outrage machine. Me? My life will not really change. I will continue to volunteer locally, etc. I live in a massively liberal area with plenty of problems, so in the best of times there is a lot of work to do. The biggest difference will be an increased dedicated to GOTV efforts, locally and nationally. Target one: our asshole governor. But target two: help keep our senators Dem. And ideally even flip some Reps.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

Josh, where's that quote from?

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

Encouraging: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/republican-lawmakers-nationwide-confronted-constituents-concerned-obamacare-repeal

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

From Apatow, interviewed in the times a few days back.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

Ha ha, you read an interview with Judd fucking Apatow.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)

Something I've been talking about with my friends is how few things Trump supporters have in common. Except for jobs, they all have different wants and desires. Basically, not terribly in line with your typical across the board conservative GOP platform. The incongruity of Trumps impulsiveness and promise everythingness and the GOP platform is pretty dramatic, and will likely make many enemies. Even among Trump supporters.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)

Got it ty

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

I like Judd Apatow! Maybe not his recent movies, but certainly the guy, and definitely his formative CV.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

please don't watch the inauguration

ciderpress, Friday, 20 January 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

i'm going to an art exhibition with my kid instead

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/clintonyates/status/822443405473103872

Is it too much to hope that this will be the most poorly-attended inauguration in modern memory?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

no, we can do it!

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

COME ON AMERICA

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

http://jezebel.com/where-is-everyone-1791419926

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

Lol. This will at least be as well attended as one of his stupid rallies, right?

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Monica Byrne Verified account
‏@monicabyrne13

i now personally know someone whose stepbrother (a professional extra) was hired to stand in as an attendee at the inauguration.

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

Guarantee everyone hired to attend the inauguration had to sign an NDA.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

Kinda 'duh' but watching the Leah Remini show while this shit has unfolded really underscores the cultish undertones of Turmpism. That shit is EXACTLY what the Church of Scientology does to make their rallies appear more impressive and well-attended than they really are.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

Ryan Lizza ‏@RyanLizza

Lots of DC feels like a ghost town

Christopher Hayes ‏@chrislhayes

I've been to every inauguration since 2000 and this is weirdly empty.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

this is exactly the way you beat Trump. resist him and all your evidence is lies, fake news, etc, but ignoring him/snubbing him = he can't handle it.

if only there was a way for Twitter owners to give him becky lucas treatment

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/carinahsieh/status/822459586984689664

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile Kellyanne Conway (or as someone just called her on Twitter "Kellyanne Cosplay") has gone insane.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2n4363XcAILfEi.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Was just about to post that.

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

Ralph Lauren's going on the blacklist, but Melania's dress was ... almost worth it?

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

is that a bad outfit? i can never tell

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

i'm watching. my wife won't, and i can understand why she and so many people don't want to. it's not really a choice for me. i'm drawn to the history of it, even if it feels terrible. also i have a high threshold for self-inflicted psychological pain

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

http://mrsrmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/barbie-chanel.jpg

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2017/01/20/0120-kellyanne-conoway-nutcracker-reuters-3.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

btw last night at a NYC rally, Robert De Niro was reading Trumptweets including "De Niro's career is a disaster" ... perhaps not the best job of cherry-picking.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

Looool Carne Asada, you topped me!

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-wanted-soviet-style-inaugural-parade

We're now learning that President-Elect Trump wanted a full Soviet-style inaugural parade, with tanks, missiles and missile launchers. The Pentagon nixed that idea but agreed to a jet fighter flyover. In an interview published Wednesday morning Trump had spoken about his desire to hold military parades during his presidency. But this is the first sign he had tried to hold a Soviet style military parade for his inauguration.

The Pentagon was reportedly not only concerned about the symbolism of such a show but also had more practical concerns about whether tanks, which weigh over 100,000 pounds would do permanent damage to the roads.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Hail Freedonia.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

If he tries to do a military parade in NYC, the tanks will crash into the subway tunnels. SAD!

voodoo chili, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

ICYMI

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/315049-trump-keeping-50-obama-administration-officials

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

The Pentagon was reportedly not only concerned about the symbolism of such a show but also had more practical concerns about whether tanks, which weigh over 100,000 pounds would do permanent damage to the roads.

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

the road to hell is paved with tank indentions

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

This reporters timeline is so depressing: https://twitter.com/JYSexton

Man in Deplorable Me shirt, pointing at protestors and National Guard: Itd serve these idiots right if these fellas opened fire

Man in Trump gear with family, walking by protestors: "Got to make sure I don't drop my wallet so a bunch of faggots don't bump up on me"

You can't walk a few feet without hearing a racial or homophobic slur

I'm staring at the Capitol, waiting on a president to be sworn in, listening to a guy complain about "the gays." It's 2017.

Sign I just saw confiscated: Obama's lucky he's leaving before WE MADE him leave.

People are saying, in so many words, that this is about spitting liberals and multiculturalism. They're celebrating it openly.

Two men walk by holding hands, someone yells "it's not your country anymore"

"Hope the illegals get their fun in cause they got three hours before they're shipped back to Mejico."

High schoolers walking by, guy near me to his buddy: "I don't care if she's fifteen, she's got the twins out"

Guy yelling Thank Allah Obama's gone! Cheers, laughter, high-fives.

Man screaming that Obama's not welcome here. Says go back to Chicago, someone yelled Kenya, another Arabia. Someone yells "fuck him"

Guy wearing a Confederate flag bandanna pointed to it as protestors with LGBTQ signs walked by and said, "This means you're not welcome"

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

ok so what happened to the thing with Trump not hiring like 90% of the required personnel for the executive branch, is that a thing that's gonna matter

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

Jonathan Salant, Washington correspondent for NJ Advance Media who has covered every presidential inauguration since 1989, informs me of the following:

"The presidential inaugural committee imposed a blackout on regional newspapers with Washington correspondents. They never returned emails, never responded to requests and denied everyone credentials to cover the Trump inaugural events but never told anyone so reporters had to wait on lines to pick up non-existent credentials."

They wouldn't even let reporters pick up their already-approved Secret Service credentials, Salant said.

"The Regional Reporters Association email list was buzzing the last two days as Washington reporters from papers across the country traded stories of not being told anything about their credentials, and being turned away when they showed up to try to find out anything," he said.

Salant has "never seen such disdain for the media," he said.

"It costs nothing to send out an email saying you don't have credentials, or even less effort to hand out the already-issued Secret Service credentials to reporters spending more than an hour trying to find out whether they had been accredited because the inaugural committee didn't have the common courtesy to respond."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

I'm starting to feel like I could genuinely have a cardiac event from reading this shit. RIP, USA.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

Gah, of all the things I was worried about re: the march tomorrow, overwhelming Obama-sized crowds on public transportation slipped my mind ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/822470348725698561

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

to post this in the correct thread as i failed to do a couple of minutes ago: pictures of minor riots and skirmishes and police with pepper spray in washington being shown on the bbc right now

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

minor riots?

a (waterface), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

what exactly is a minor riot

a (waterface), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

the only time my heart has lifted in the last 10 minutes is watching, of all people, Jimmy Carter approach the dais, not looking his 91 years.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

There's something kind of coldly satisfying about the way this all plays out behind the scenes, Trump grudgingly going through the motions of pretending to form a government, pissed about how boring it all is, trying to cheer himself up: "well, now I'm commander in chief, I can just make the whole army into a big parade for me!" and being told "no mr. trump that won't be possible" and him being like why the FUCK did I do this

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

xp apparently it's basically one a-hole breaking windows or something idk

https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/822469751796592641

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Vyj83-gw--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ihywvqodj2avydgwskh0.png

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

These guys? They are anarchists

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/822471093193576449

a (waterface), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

@netanyahu
Congrats to my friend President Trump. Look fwd to working closely with you to make the alliance between Israel&USA stronger than ever

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/pzf/status/822471783936823296

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

This reporters timeline is so depressing: https://twitter.com/JYSexton

I mean yes these people are terrible but who did you THINK was going to show up? This is the valuable lesson we learn today. We can focus on dipshits like this and say "good god this is our country now" or we can look at the empty streets of DC, read the polls, read the accounts of trump voters, and realize, "those people make up a small very dipshitty slice of our country, most people are fundamentally not like this and if they voted for trump it was because somebody tricked them into thinking hillary clinton was a criminal or that trump had a plan to revitalize manufacturing." the "fuck you commie faggot" crowd is out in force today and what we learn from this is THEIR FORCE IS NOT VERY BIG

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

omigod HRC's expression

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

"how did I get here"?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

what exactly is a minor riot

it's what fox news calls a guy yelling at a cop

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

to be fair if I had to attend the coronation of a man who called me a crook and a liar for months on end I'd probably look like that too

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

streets are so empty lol!!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Hillary ClintonVerified account
‏@HillaryClinton

I'm here today to honor our democracy & its enduring values. I will never stop believing in our country & its future. #Inauguration

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

there's nobody in the bleachers!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

the only time my heart has lifted in the last 10 minutes is watching, of all people, Jimmy Carter approach the dais, not looking his 91 years. same

the nbc commenters talked about how he flew in via a commercial flight on delta, and took the time to shake the hands of everyone on the airplane, and it reminded me of about 5 years ago, on a delta flight, when carter happened to be on the same plane as me and did the exact same thing. i had never seen a president in person (although i was within a few feet of trump touring the post office pavilion in DC a few years before he bought it), and it was just such a wonderful moment. it was exactly what you would want a president to do.

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Right-wing Israeli lawmakers in town for Donald Trump’s inauguration addressed prominent American evangelicals gathered at Greater New Hope Baptist Church in downtown Washington, D.C. on Thursday, lecturing them on the importance of moving the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem and offering hope that President-elect Donald Trump would fulfill his promise to do so.

Speaking to a gathering that included a who’s who of Christian right leaders — including Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins, Faith & Freedom Coalition founder Ralph Reed, and Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson — Israeli Knesset member Yehuda Glick, who belongs to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud Party, spoke about Trump’s election in messianic terms.

He began his remarks by approvingly quoting Psalm 72, which speaks of welcoming a new king. “It is a prayer for King Solomon, and it is the prayer for all kings and especially a prayer for the king of the United States.”

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/19/israeli-lawmakers-celebrate-the-new-king-of-the-united-states-with-evangelicals/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

Kate BennettVerified account
‏@KateBennett_DC

Kellyanne Conway's $3600 @gucci coat was designed to celebrate the city of ... London

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2oCj2OUUAEwrSC.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

I mean yes these people are terrible but who did you THINK was going to show up? This is the valuable lesson we learn today. We can focus on dipshits like this and say "good god this is our country now" or we can look at the empty streets of DC, read the polls, read the accounts of trump voters, and realize, "those people make up a small very dipshitty slice of our country, most people are fundamentally not like this and if they voted for trump it was because somebody tricked them into thinking hillary clinton was a criminal or that trump had a plan to revitalize manufacturing." the "fuck you commie faggot" crowd is out in force today and what we learn from this is THEIR FORCE IS NOT VERY BIG

I mean, it's big enough to put a racist, xenophobic, homophobic narcissist into the White House. Acting like this is an inconsequential slice of American society is lying to yourself.

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Wtesrck.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

the evangelicals' total embrace of Donald Trump, the human personification of the Seven Deadly Sins, will never cease to amaze me

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

eh who am I kidding these people have always been massive hypocrites

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

i have been reviewing a lot of footage of jerry falwell jr and james dobson throwing their support behind trump. it has been a nauseating experience.

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:04 (eight years ago)

Empty streets of DC?

Plenty of video of the J20 protests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqW6voT1778

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

I saw more protestors than spectators, thank the maker.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

man this sucks

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

Can we time-warp Flight 93 to today and let them go ahead and crash into the Capitol?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

@hoosteen
so much casual pepper spraying in every vid i've seen this morning

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/calmsnbc/status/822453233687924736

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

Raw StoryVerified account
‏@RawStory

DC police will deactivate body cams for Inauguration weekend http://ow.ly/XCLx308b5J6

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

“Three women were chained together at the neck on 10th Street, and more than 150 demonstrators organized by the DisruptJ20 coalition have surrounded a entrance near the Canadian embassy.”

“They chanted, ‘This checkpoint is closed,’ forcing Trump supporters to turn back and walk along Indiana Avenue in search of a clearer path. Police are mixing in with the crowds but are mostly remaining behind security fences.”

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

Barron's morose, neglected affect bums me out.

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

Raw StoryVerified account
‏@RawStory

DC police will deactivate body cams for Inauguration weekend http://ow.ly/XCLx308b5J6

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (twenty-seven seconds ago)

saw this and the story explains that the ACLU is supporting this, apparently because of concerns about police collecting information on protesters? seems weird to me

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Watching the footage of empty streets was bitterly pleasurable, until I turned the sound on and heard the obsequiousness in the voices of the journalists setting up for four years of fawning.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Barron's morose, neglected affect bums me out.

― Treeship, Friday, January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (one minute ago)

teenship

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Chuck Todd just said, in response to suggestions that some of trump's supporters in the crowd would chant trump slogans during the speech,

“I don't who you are...you walk into this capital and democracy is raining on you”

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

God, CNN sucks. Wolf Blitzer is very impressed with the crowd.

jmm, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

Watching the footage of empty streets was bitterly pleasurable, until I turned the sound on and heard the obsequiousness in the voices of the journalists setting up for four years of fawning.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (four seconds ago)

you're not going to believe this but they close a lot of roads for inaugurations

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

Chuck Todd just said, in response to suggestions that some of trump's supporters in the crowd would chant trump slogans during the speech,

“I don't who you are...you walk into this capital and democracy is raining on you”

― Karl Malone

heard this too, called Tony Manero

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

xpost Um, have you seen any of the today/four years ago comparison photos floating around? Some posted in this very thread?

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
CNN: "This is the ultimate American experience."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

241 years in the making

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

Maybe they meant "traditionally American, no Kanye"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

oh I didn't know Clarence Thomas was swearing Pence in

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

I...kinda like KC's outfit?

Or at least would've enjoyed seeing it turn up in Season 4 of Mad Men

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

xpost Um, have you seen any of the today/four years ago comparison photos floating around? Some posted in this very thread?

― "Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (two minutes ago)

most of the pictures were from earlier in the morning. it's pretty packed now

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Billy House
‏@HouseInSession

Huh? House gaveled into session; and members on the floor. But press barred from gallery because, say officials, Capitol closed by Congress.

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Billy House ‏@HouseInSession 11m11 minutes ago

Banning reporters from Spkr's lobby as members gather inside, in session, because "building is closed?" Don't go into session, then!

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
CNN: "This is the ultimate American experience."

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, January 20, 2017 10:15 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CNN OTM but not in they way they intended.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2oGQBqWIAABNrc.jpg:large

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

for god's sake I just saw Dubya and Laura on the dais and shouted at the screen, PLEASE CAN YOU TAKE OVER - ANYTHING!

I need a drink.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

Disappointed that on this day of days you didn't wish us Good Mourning Alfred

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

body's already cold

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

paul ryan has such a shit-eating grin on his face

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

two little things that would make this day more tolerable would be nbc commentators ceasing their endless thoughts on the color of each attendee's tie, and banning all talk of the size of the crowd until like, tomorrow, or whenever the official crowd estimates come out

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/MadisonMills22/status/822478601203437568

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

the crowds are very small for drumpf just like his hands because he is bad and we are good

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

two little things that would make this day more tolerable would be nbc commentators ceasing their endless thoughts on the color of each attendee's tie, and banning all talk of the size of the crowd until like, tomorrow, or whenever the official crowd estimates come out

Patched that up fer ye.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

the crowds are very small for drumpf just like his hands because he is bad and we are good

exactly. i want to bundle it all up and shoot it out of the solar system

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

I can't look at Paul Ryan

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

jared kushner is a good-looking son of a bitch i have to admit

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

^^^ you're straight, so you can admit what's in my secret heart

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

ugh fuck tim dolan

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

fuck this bible passage bullshit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

Go secularism!

jmm, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

so Donald J. Trump is Adams to Obama's Washington

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

wtf ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

Trump looks just as miserable as Hillary, lol

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

end the tradition of the christian prayer before the inauguration

fuck this

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

in the name of jesus !! fuck that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

feel like listening to Fuck Me Jesus by Marduk now

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

We had millions of people- people like you've never seen before, i'm telling you- who braved the worst weather evil hillary could create to ruin it for our country, it was the best.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

lol air kiss

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kc9pl_Jy--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/vjztqedsc9zkzpkrcghp.gif

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

glory to the father the son and holy spirit . ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

My supporters are smart and have TV's- the best, yuge TV's- and had to watch from safety and warmth. My viewer records broke all the records, more than any other inauguration!

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

why are u people watching this

sleeve, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

the evangelicals' total embrace of Donald Trump, the human personification of the Seven Deadly Sins, will never cease to amaze me

― frogbs, Friday, January 20, 2017 10:02 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh who am I kidding these people have always been massive hypocrites

from where i sit evangelicals have been a de facto white separatist org since the 80s.

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

xpost

it is historic even if it's painful

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

This would be the perfect time for Jesus to come back in some new Shiva-esque incarnation.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

man not even an acknowledgment that his son in law grew up Jewish eh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

The Young Turks stream just talks over the GOP speakers with anecdotes about why they brought their tea sets to the office. A bit more bearable.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

why are u people watching this

otm

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

the fuck is schumer talking about

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
"We ask that you would bestow upon our president some NyQuil, so that he will sleep and not tweet crazy shit about actresses late at night."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

Sam BiddleVerified account
‏@samfbiddle

I’m not watching this shit, literally all the man cares about is ratings

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

i'd rather watch a relatively uncolored stream of this than hear about it nth-hand filtered through 140 characters and clickbait articles

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

the fuck is schumer talking about

Man's throwing enough shade that the crowd are booing

stet, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

he's filibustering the presidency

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

schemer's speech was nice

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Trying to drown out everyone else in the office watching this by blasting Disintegration Loops

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

oh fuck me Slobbo's gonna swear Pence in

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

"the duty of the office in which i'm about to enter" -- clarence thomas must have written this oath himself

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

HE CAN TALK

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

wtf stream are y'all watching? im already well into the tabernacle choir

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

NBC

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

today i mostly can't get over how stupid this all is

global tetrahedron, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

NBC too. choir is just wrapping up

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

the fuck is schumer talking about

Man's throwing enough shade that the crowd are booing

― stet, Friday, January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea i dug the opening but the rest idk

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

why are u people watching this

Occasionally checking this thread is enough for me, I plan to avoid ever seeing any of this catastrophe.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

this suuuucks

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

taken by a friends sister in dc
https://i.imgur.com/Z37cmTF.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

I've heard better chores at Epcot's American Adventure

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

choirs too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

seeing this is still surreal no matter what

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

Chris Cillizza
‏@TheFix
Ivanka is a such a boss

@ggreenwald
US journalists revving up their engines

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Alito looks nauseated

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

this suuuucks

― k3vin k., Friday, January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

FUCK my heart just skipped several beats when all the military people quickly swooped down the stairs behind Trump - one was carrying umbrellas (i think) but the way the shot was framed made it look like a wooden gun handle. for a second it was just like "oh, here comes a televised coup"

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

feel bad for obama for having to listen to this tbh

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
Pinchy fingers again! Drink!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

xxp

lol that scene played out in my head too

was like REVOLUTION

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

"january 20, 2017 will be remembered as the day that the people became the rulers of this nation again."

lol

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

alright, i'm pouring whiskey into my coffee, this is tough to take

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

why are u people watching this

― sleeve, Friday, January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (twenty-four minutes ago)

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

what are you guys doing on the People Became the Rulers Again Day next year?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

the rich and evil are people too, my friend xp

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

please don't watch the inauguration

ciderpress, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

"we have defended other borders while refusing to defend our own!"

*crowd applauds*

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

he reads from teleprompter as if giving hostage demands

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

AMERICAN CARNAGE

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

@hoosteen
does donald trump live in The Warriors

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

so far hes saying everything hes been saying about america first, bringing back jobs to the us, build infrastructure all over the country, increase jobs, etc

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

there was a reaction shot of Paul Ryan wincing

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

oh man a President just said "Radical Islamic Terrorism" so I guess we're all done with that

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

strong words about eradicating islamic terrorism from the "face of the earth" and camera focuses on a nodding man wearing a turban

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

"When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice" - good to know.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

i appreciate all the wise people instructing me not to watch this, on ILX and across the entire world today, but at the same time, uh, mind your own business and it's a historic event that i want to witness. i want to know what this is like. i don't give a shit that i'm giving one more youtube view to the NBC livestream. it doesn't matter what the ratings are and what the crowd size is, trump will claim it's record setting and dismiss any contrary claims as fake and biased, the 40% that follows him will believe him, and everyone else won't. it really doesn't matter. just let people watch the fucking thing without laying the guilt trip on for wanting to witness an insane shared moment.

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

this speech is awful

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

This genuinely sounds translated from German.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

How do you nazi this?

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

I don't think I could watch even if I wanted to. Just reading the tweets and this thread I genuinely feel like I'm about to pass out.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

"why are you even watching this" as the new "i don't even own a tv"

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

"If you pledge allegiance to me, prejudice will have no place."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

like why AREN'T you watching this? this is an important event for americans

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

"Wether were black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots".... PARKLIFE!

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

i appreciate all the wise people instructing me not to watch this, on ILX and across the entire world today, but at the same time, uh, mind your own business and it's a historic event that i want to witness. i want to know what this is like. i don't give a shit that i'm giving one more youtube view to the NBC livestream. it doesn't matter what the ratings are and what the crowd size is, trump will claim it's record setting and dismiss any contrary claims as fake and biased, the 40% that follows him will believe him, and everyone else won't. it really doesn't matter. just let people watch the fucking thing without laying the guilt trip on for wanting to witness an insane shared moment.

― Karl Malone, Friday, January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea agree w/ this

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

speech ended

it was p horrible tbh

highlight was obama shaking his hand and telling him "good job"

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

chuck todd says the inaugural address was "surprisingly divisive"

so surprising, so much

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

not watching because I'm about to play VIDEO GAMES!

Ste, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

michelle o. trying to keep from puking

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

highlight was obama shaking his hand and telling him "good job"

professorial obama grading trump on a curve there

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

coming back to ask for a recommendation letter is a whole other thing

j., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

Stephen HayesVerified account
‏@stephenfhayes

Very few hints of traditional movement conservatism in this inaugural address from a Republican president. A very big moment. #inauguration

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

guys I think this guy might be quite a bad president

stet, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

wow that speech was pretty bad. unsurprisingly, barely-veiled vindictiveness

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

im on the this seems p historical side so im watching

cld be wrong tho

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen

global tetrahedron, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

watch don't watch i don't care! personally i cannot physically/mentally take it. even if i don't even live in the US anymore.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

Rain = blessing!

jmm, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

this is a low-energy inauguration.

crowd looks like they're waiting in line at the supermarket.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

people are so easily surprised, esp if they are a shart on legs like chuck todd

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

"it started to rain mr president when you came to the platform"

haha

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

how many christian speeches where there for obama's ceremonies? i remember a couple, but this is number...5 today?

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

make that #6

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

that last dude was a rabbi!

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

crowd looks like they're waiting in line at the supermarket.

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hi I'd like to return this orange, there's mold growing inside of it

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

xxp

america needs all the help it can get

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

how many christian speeches where there for obama's ceremonies? i remember a couple, but this is number...5 today?

― Karl Malone, Friday, January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (forty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's muslim remember

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

https://www.whitehouse.gov/america-first-energy

'An America First Energy Plan' on wh gov. Good god.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

Wants to eliminate Climate Action Plan

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

By 11 a.m., Metro said 193,000 trips had been taken on Metro on Inauguration Day. By contrast, ridership for President Obama’s 2009 inauguration was nearly three times that: 513,000 trips by 11 a.m. Friday’s ridership was the lowest for an inauguration in more than 12 years, with 2005 figures edging out this morning’s by about 4,000.

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

"In conclusion, energy is a very important issue for our times."

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

yeah but Trump voters don't use public transportation #MAGA

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

first african american president feels like a bigger deal tho

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

probably more fair to compare crowd sizes to 2000. likely a lot easier for dems to turn people out in DC than it is for republicans

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

political makeup of the DC area contributes the most to that i'd assume

ciderpress, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

"I promise I will never, ever let you down!"

I mean, if your boy/girlfriend says that to you, you know they're about to let you down.

Dominique, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/alauraschneider/status/822487644148011009

"Trump gives me outbreaks of sweat", his German translator says. "He is so contradictory that people think the translator talks rubbish."

j., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

I think we should all leave this thread so Trump can't brag about getting lots of ilx posts during his inauguration

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

first african american president feels like a bigger deal tho

Bigger than the first Russian president?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/mloadenthal/status/822485653665513472

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

black bloc ppl are terrible imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

like Snowden

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

Snowden is not black bloc so, no

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

Tom Brokaw: "He's not just the winner of the Electoral College, he's the president of the whole United States."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

https://www.whitehouse.gov/america-first-foreign-policy

Withdrawing from TPP, expanding the army

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

twitter.com/POTUS

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

www.twitter.com/POTUS

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

lol idk why it's not linking but you get the idea

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Bigger army? Do we get to win this time?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

weird they don't leave that account alone and start @POTUS_45 or something

k3vin k., Friday, 20 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

https://www.whitehouse.gov/america-first-foreign-policy🔗

Withdrawing from TPP, expanding the army

he's bringing back jobs in the form of a rapidly-expanding cannon fodder industry

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

@apbrocks
Did his speech show his typical 3rd grade vocabulary?

@mtaibbi
No, it was clearly ghosted. He even used some metaphors.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

http://thetab.com/us/2017/01/18/bernie-sanders-can-still-win-58361

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

trump supporters dont take pussy ass public transportation this is how they came to washington

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/F-450_coal_rolling_Monster.jpg/220px-F-450_coal_rolling_Monster.jpg

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

black bloc ppl are terrible imo

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree tbh

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

lol I was reading that quote as "black ppl" and about three seconds from thermonuclear detonation

note to self: make an appointment with an eye doctor

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/822495850899374080/video/1

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

lol give me a *little* credit Dan

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

not that i favor mass arrests, that sucks, but i spent a lot of time w/ black bloc activists in DC in the bush years and i don't remember them fondly

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

he didn't even "Obama you're FIRED!"

pussy.

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

twitter page looks like a prop from a ridiculous ~satirical~ movie

conrad, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

didnt see the speech but glad it kept up with the awful themes of the convention speech. what fucking country is this?

"Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities, rusted out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation, an education system flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of all knowledge, and the crime, and the gangs, and the drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our country of so much unrealized potential. This American carnage stops right here and stops right now."

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

heard a couple Bababooeys right before Trump got up to speak

flappy bird, Friday, 20 January 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2oXe82XcAIDq-B.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2ofgdrW8AESqXx.jpg:large

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

Jay Franzone ‏@JayFranzone 37m37 minutes ago

It’s only been 25 min and the Dept. of Labor’s report on Advancing LGBT Workplace Rights has been taken down.
https://www.dol.gov/asp/policy-development/lgbt-report.pdf

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

She has no friends. And can't move her face. And is married to Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

Why does "beautiful" need to be a qualifier before he says "students"?

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

as a real ass narcissist trump doesnt give a fuck about his wife. she's an acquisition, a possession. the only thing he cares about is his kids because theyre a reflection of himself.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

Trump sitting at the capitol surrounded by supporters rn, looking like al pacino at the end of the godfather

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Rich is beautiful baby

rob, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Yesterday the DOL posted a link to download all their reports as a massive zip file - they knew the deletions were coming.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

idnt see the speech but glad it kept up with the awful themes of the convention speech. what fucking country is this?

"Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities, rusted out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation, an education system flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of all knowledge, and the crime, and the gangs, and the drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our country of so much unrealized potential. This American carnage stops right here and stops right now."

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, January 20, 2017 9:55 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

while this is expressed in a corny, hamfisted way, and crime has been on a downward trajectory in america for decades, he's broadly describing real things. real things that he is only going to exacerbate with his fucking horrendous policies

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/donald-trumps-twitter-photo-is-from-obamas-inauguration.html

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

lol we literally have no ambassadors right now

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

Black Man Out of Work

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

"American carnage stop that i say"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

Saw trump laugh for the first time ever while signing confirmations and fucking up the order in which he is supposed to give away the pens

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

Pelosi had a "fuck me I need a martini" expression

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

better than a hat

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

trumps twitter photo looks like he hasnt taken a shit in a month

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

NEWS: George H.W. Bush doing well and breathing on his own

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

trumps twitter photo looks like he hasnt taken a shit in a month

Read that as 'trumps twitter photo looks like he hasnt taken a shit in a mouth' 0_o

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

Our flight to DC feels like a Dixie Chicks concert. Everyone happy and festive, maybe 80% female, wearing cat hats.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/822178942627020800/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

this photo here is also not flattering

http://www.latimes.com/

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

So were there crowds?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

holy lol @ that latimes photo

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

the ACLU is re-tweeting Bill Kristol, of all people

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

All the old battle lines are scrambled

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

is Trump going to drink the wine

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

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I've come to the conclusion that time travel isn't real. Today is the last day someone would have come back to stop Trump.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

that's cause there's no future

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

Orrrrr they know about the thing where he accidentally prolapses the entire contents of his body cavity while trying to take a shit on Obama's favorite chair sometime this evening.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

CNBC NowVerified account
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JUST IN: In one of first Trump admin. orders, Dept of Housing & Urban Dev. suspends reduction of FHA annual mortgage insurance premium rates

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

did someone already do this one

https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/822515517424594945

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

i am pretty much playing all devil music for the next four years

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2oqGZCW8AArwcX.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

At press time, Carter had shifted his gaze upward from Chief Justice John Roberts to a strong beam of light that seemed to be bathing his body in a bright, warming glow.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

Was Cheney there? Not in a wheelchair?

it wipes its face with nowness (doo dah), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

did someone already do this one

^ Forget Bush's clowning. Cheney looks positively giddy with expectation in those pics.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 20 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

this photo here is also not flattering

http://www.latimes.com/

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, January 20, 2017 1:29 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy lol @ that latimes photo

― frogbs, Friday, January 20, 2017 1:32 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi?

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

they changed it. wish I'd saved the original, it was pretty good

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

Trump's face always looks straight out Tom Goes to the Mayor

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

bracing myself for the executive orders. any ideas what they will be? half hoping he just cancels obamacare outright and throws everything into a complicated fucking mess

akm, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

Bill and Donald really do have a lot in common

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

https://vimeo.com/200235812

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

Would love to see the correlation between states/counties that voted Trump and those affected by the FHA mortgage fee cuts.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cf4HTs4.png

truck driver isn't going to be a job within 10 years

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

love how the CIA literally told Bush/Obama not to say "radical Islamic terror" because it would be used for recruiting and Trump says it literally in his first hour of being president

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

it's like he's a total fucking moron or something

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

how are there so many software developers in utah and colorado

j., Friday, 20 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

breaking: Tom Brokaw does not like these DC protests

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

those kids who hate Starbucks are back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fwNqtdeu8

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

Just when Stabucks thought it was safe...bam! 17 years later or whatever the lattehatorz are back. i'm all for it. fuck Starbucks.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

not entirely out of the question that some of the violent protestors are being paid by Trump's people

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

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Trump's http://whitehouse.gov has page on law enforcement: crime, the wall and "dangerous anti-police atmosphere." http://bit.ly/2kaXo53

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)


JUST IN: In one of first Trump admin. orders, Dept of Housing & Urban Dev. suspends reduction of FHA annual mortgage insurance premium rates

these mean-ass motherfuckers better hope Jesus isn't real. this makes me so angry.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

not entirely out of the question that some of the violent protestors are being paid by Trump's people

― frogbs, Friday, January 20, 2017 2:33 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah there a lot of shitheads in the black bloc

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

not entirely out of the question that some of the violent protestors are being paid by Trump's people

There'd need to be some coordination there between Trump's people and the police to ensure their paid criminals were not to be jailed or their heads bashed in. That's why this is much more likely to happen somewhere down the road, when Trump is more in control and it is wholly an internal matter of policy, where the police pay the agitators, not Trump paying out of a slush fund.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

"Supporting law enforcement means supporting our citizens’ ability to protect themselves."

Mention the 2nd amendment, even if it's a total non-sequitur.

jmm, Friday, 20 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

we need to outsource police shootings to the private sector

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

get on this nerds

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/donald-trump-quotes-bane-inauguration-speech-966549

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

we need to outsource police shootings to the private sector

Uh sorry but wasn't Sanford, Florida way ahead of you on that idea?

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

xpost Aw man, I was just about to post that. Looking forward to his future cribbing of Cobra Commander and Baron Von Strucker.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

xpost Trayvon is still a sore subject here in Cent FL - things could get nasty here if police decide to take directives from our fearless mailboxhead leader

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

(xp) was posted earlier

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

So shines a good deed in a weary world: http://theslot.jezebel.com/richard-spencer-just-got-punched-in-the-face-twice-1791437904

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

America under Trump, taking all 3 3/4 inches of his gnarled and odd-smelling jerky wand.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

hey I'm not saying it's probable. just sayin', our President has referenced James O'Keefe in the past, and well...

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

they changed it. wish I'd saved the original, it was pretty good

― frogbs, Friday, January 20, 2017 6:59 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I GOT U HOMIE

http://i.imgur.com/BX0nUR0.png

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

poor barron being forced to have the same dumb hairstyle as the rest of the trump males

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

Is that Putin swearing him in?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

which btw my brother-in-law, a trump supporter, now also wears, slicked back like donald jr

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

i liked when he was walking through the capitol and rachel maddow said, "ah, the open coat with the long tie, sure to become the hot new trend in washington."

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BX0nUR0.png

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries),

yessss there it is

and yeah Maddow rules, her show is gonna be required viewing these next 4 years

even starting to like Chris Matthews a bit, as he enters his old/don't give a fuck stage

frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2oUl86W8AUql7A.jpg:large

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

no thx frogbs i get my DNC talking points right here

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

I dont get the 'untapped' part. What part of 'natural gas' do you not understand?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

all of it

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

why use cheap natural gas when you can use some shitty ass expensive 'clean coal' amirite

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

regarding the twitter post comparing Trump to a super villain, I have to give Trump credit on that one, his delivery is far less ridiculous than Bane's.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

"tomorrow we go into the gas mines!"

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

"We're going to burn the planet. There will be so much carbon dioxide in the air, you won't be able to breathe. You're children won't have a world to live in."

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

coal is not coming back, the market has spoken

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

his speeches are really perfect for...how do i put this delicately...dumb people. military-style. we the good. we fight the bad. fire burn. etc. a lot of regular people love simplicity. that's why dictators are so popular at first. FINALLY, someone i understand.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

yea gw bush was like too that but trump is on another level

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

@tinyrevolution
It turns out you can combine cosmopolitan finance capitalism and ethno-nationalist backlash in one president

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

ask not what you could did for your country, ask what your country could done diddle for you

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

people also underestimate the normal people love for doom and gloom too. why do you think people went to church for so long? all that carnage and wasteland talk from Trump sounds great to people who like him. since they already think the end is around the corner.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

not like everyone itt u mean of course

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

i feel like painting my face and running into churches while high and scaring churchgoers into thinking I'm the antichrist

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

^

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

his speeches are really perfect for...how do i put this delicately...dumb people. military-style. we the good. we fight the bad. fire burn. etc.

well, this is exactly right - I have family who've never been politically engaged at all, precisely because they do not think in terms of anything complex -- they voted for trump this time, very enthusiastically, in part because their son didn't get a job or lost a job (not clear on the details, I keep these people at arm's length) and the boss told him he could get an immigrant to do it for cheaper who wouldn't complain about not getting a lunch break: or so they say; my family's claims about reality have to be taken with a grain of salt, because they see everything through a cloud of always-already resentment & anger and the way they describe stuff that happened often doesn't measure up with other non-rage-drenched people's versions of the same events. they also voted for trump because they would like to yell at more people than they can get away with yelling at socially, and they like the guy who yells & calls people names. this isn't a mischaracterization -- it's how they are. there are a whoooooole lotta people like my family, and they usually don't bother to vote at all. this is a guess, I haven't seen figures on it, but the one thing you kind of have to credit Trump with is he successfully galvanized a bunch of people who most elections would not show up at all. they showed up this time because the guy they wanted to vote for was speaking their language.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

underestimate the normal people love for doom and gloom too

unless you're a squishy downer lib Malaising all over everybody.

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

the very heavy christian thing today always kinda freaks me out. seeing as how i'm not christian and wasn't raised by christians. sometimes i forget all about the glory of god and how americans are the chosen people.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Is this you Neanderthal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqYz6bSGnXk

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

i feel like painting my face and running into churches while high and scaring churchgoers into thinking I'm the antichrist

careful. depending on the denomination and part of the country those churchgoers are packing and will stand their ground WWJD

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

Barron really bringing the "I just want to go home and cyber and jack off" look in the released pics.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

also depending on the denomination and part of the country, the church could have a congregation actively engaged in protests against Trump

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

i kept thinking when i was watching him that there are usually lots of jobs to be had when there is a big war on. that would be one way for trump to keep his promises. look, i am making us great again and everyone in the mid-west is busy making bullets. told you i could do it.

also, there was a pack of soldiers behind him.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

there are usually lots of jobs to be had when there is a big war on

you mean like during the Iraq War?

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

Kinda feeling like election night and inauguration are #1 and #2 moments in the life of Dornaldo Turmps and it's all downhill for him from here but clearly my predictive powers are for shit so he will probably literally be god by this time next year.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Re Scottward:

All efforts to render politics aesthetic culminate in one thing: war. War and war only can set a goal for mass movements on the largest scale while respecting the traditional property system. This is the political formula for the situation. The technological formula may be stated as follows: Only war makes it possible to mobilize all of today’s technical resources while maintaining the property system.

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

back in the old days we also raised taxes during war time to pay for those jobs, infrastructure, etc. patriotism! iirc

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

well, that is why we have been at war for 15-1/2 years, and will be for the rest of your lives. xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

"you mean like during the Iraq War?"

bigger than that...

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

I hate to break it to you guys but the "country invades another country to make a lot money" formula hasn't worked in, hmm... since WWII?

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

Trump is like a master class in the aestheticization of politics thesis. He is a circus clown who makes and unmakes crazy narratives that get people riled up but have no real explanatory power

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

a trump war would obviously be...huge.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

War would be as much a tool of mass distraction for him than a money making scheme. He is better at generating publicity than income anyway

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

can anyone summarize what Schmuck Schumer said?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

who's Trump gonna invade, China? good luck w that

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Iran

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Canada

Treeship, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

can't invade Iran, Putin might get angry

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

"who's Trump gonna invade, China?"

Sure! I can see it.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Well, Russia's got the back door into China, soooo

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Lichtenstein

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

I see we're back to the hysterical garment-rending portion of this thread

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

I hate to break it to you guys but the "country invades another country to make a lot money" formula hasn't worked in, hmm... since WWII?

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 20, 2017 3:59 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea i honestly feel like people are tired of that. iraq/afghanistan wore out a lot of people, they feel fatigue thinking about another war. idk i could be wrong though. theres a whole bunch of people who want to start a war with iran right

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

I hate to break it to you guys but the "country invades another country to make a lot money" formula hasn't worked in, hmm... since WWII?

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 20, 2017 3:59 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You mean the general era that Republicans idealize?

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

Republicans don't idealize WWII

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

or do you not remember which party won that fucking war

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

if luck is with us, Yam will be content waging perpetual war via drone, Big Bam style

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/article/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

#dronebama #neverforget

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

I was speaking more broadly I guess. Basing ideas on how things may have worked in the past.

xposts

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

Invading another country made a metric fuckton of money for GOP donors from 2002 onward. They don't care if there's no benefit to the US economy as a whole.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

the GOP idolizes the 50s and the 80s, generally. Eras where minorities didn't exist/knew their place, white people got rich, military adventures were minor, and pussies were for grabbin

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

I just wish some of you guys could um keep your eyes on the ball here, starting a war is not really near the top of Trump (or the broader GOP's) current agenda.

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

I hate to break it to you guys but the "country invades another country to make a lot money" formula hasn't worked in, hmm... since WWII?

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 20, 2017 3:59 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea i honestly feel like people are tired of that. iraq/afghanistan wore out a lot of people, they feel fatigue thinking about another war. idk i could be wrong though. theres a whole bunch of people who want to start a war with iran right

― marcos, Friday, January 20, 2017 9:04 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ehhh idk about this. this is america's business model ever since the marshall plan. we blow a bunch of shit up, the contractors rush out to rebuild everything and we inflict all of our products with no barriers attached to the conquered. its how we pump up GDP and the stock market (and nobody except the military industrial complex benefits)

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

that is not how things worked out with our last 16 years of warfare, do pay attention

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

didn't really happen in the 90s either, and we didn't have to blow up too much to "inflict our products" onto the eastern bloc

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

why am I bothering this whole angle is a stupid distraction borne of panic

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

what about twitter wars

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

someone please to adapt Borat Kazakh national anthem to Trumpistan

Bnad, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

Not super crucial for this thread but Vietnam was profoundly central to the US economy in the 60s in particular. War on that scale is absolute candy to manufacturers of all kinds, and with defense plants spread all over the country as pork, the grand postwar employment miracle etc. is really hard to disentangle from the military-industrial complex. Plus in the conscrption era, a big big BIG mass-mobilizaton war was the equivalent of the CCC or something as a jobs program. There's also an argument to be made that the logic for Korea had as much to do with reversing the postwar recession (oh shit what if we slide right back into the Depression?!) as with containment theory.

Our wars, our factories, and our armies are all reeeeally different now though, so yeah - Iraq and Afghanistan made plenty of rich people richer and a lot more poor people dead, without even offering these other dividends.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

plenty of rich people richer and a lot more poor people dead

this is the official theme of tonight's major ball btw

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

minor novelistic detail~~

here's gizmodo quoting trump sounding exactly like bane

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/822543769719500802

...and in response to same here's breitbart using chan-speak, right down to the misspelled "poasting"

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/822550222270328833

goole, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

my father-in-law says Trump is great because he saved 700 Ford jobs with one phone call. after i killed myself by ramming my own head against the wall 5000 times i woke up, still living in this nightmare. and realized the middle class really DID want a command-and-control economy! all along i thought it would be one of these commie Democrats sneaking it through the back door. all hail man who make waves with one phone call! GREAT LEADER IS GREAT!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

my father-in-law says Trump is great because he saved 700 Ford jobs with one phone call

being mired in scandal and controversy for 4 years will prob take its toll but yea there a lot of people who will swallow that, including major media outlets

marcos, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

gotta say, the way these corporations have been rolling over for this clown has been... disconcerting.

trying to imagine Obama using twitter to bully these fucks when he got elected. it would have been a disaster.

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

ah, the quadrennial spectacle of watching al roker try to shake hands with the president or VP during the inaugural parade

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

my father-in-law says Trump is great because he saved 700 Ford jobs with one phone call
being mired in scandal and controversy for 4 years will prob take its toll but yea there a lot of people who will swallow that, including major media outlets

one phone call and tens of millions of dollars of tax breaks from the state of indiana

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

of course it's silly, but i have to admit that as pence glanced at Roker, shook his head no, ignored him while walking past him, then looked back again a bit later as roker was yelling something about candy, then turned away for the final time and walked away, i couldn't help but think "of course pence would ignore al roker, what an asshole."

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
He probably thinks Jesus is overrated.

@Rick_Geissal
@mtaibbi Well, yeah - Jesus was captured.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

it might have been good for the defense industry but the vietnam war was ultimately pretty disastrous for the u.s. economy as a whole, it's generally credited with causing massive inflation that paved the way for the various crises of the 70s

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi
He probably thinks Jesus is overrated.

@Rick_Geissal
@mtaibbi Well, yeah - Jesus was captured.

Zak Kretchmer
‏@1970Bing
@mtaibbi he prefers the saviors that weren't crucified.

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

"it might have been good for the defense industry but the vietnam war was ultimately pretty disastrous for the u.s. economy as a whole, it's generally credited with causing massive inflation that paved the way for the various crises of the 70s"

when has something being bad or disastrous ever stopped the repubs or someone like trump from doing something?

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

@mtaibbi Well, yeah - Jesus was captured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6u9C0ZQC4

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

yeah 'bad for the economy' doesn't really mean much for the 0.01% any more. progress!!!

will, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

i mean saying it doesn't make sense to start a big war means nothing to these people. they are gonna do a LOT of stuff that doesn't make sense. did Iraq really make sense? even with all this infrastructure talk i keep thinking that this will inevitably mean that some company like Halliburton will end up with billions of dollars in infrastructure money and people in Iowa will end up with half-built bridges.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

Things are looking up for the ramp industry

Evan, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

did Iraq really make sense?

it made sense to Dubya and to the coterie of delusional idiots that surrounded him. it didn't make sense to anybody else economically. Certainly there weren't a shitload of capitalist oligarchs chomping at the bit for that war - the only ones excited about it were Erik Prince and Halliburton.

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

All these shots of the inaugural parade passing empty grandstands are pretty embarrassing. When Trump starts staging those military parades he wants, he's gonna have to go full Kim Jong Un and make attendance mandatory.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

xp

birth of a dumpster fire?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

that's some of the carnage left behind by the black bloc today.

scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

WE WILL REBUILD

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

^ beat me to it.

nickn, Friday, 20 January 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

did Iraq really make sense?

it made sense to Dubya and to the coterie of delusional idiots that surrounded him

hey watch your mouth one of those delusional idiots nearly become president!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

one of the most mystifying things about Trump to me is his foreign policy stance, in so far as he has one. he claims to be viciously against the Iraq war. So is he going to pull all of our troops out of there and Afghanistan? But he wants to destroy ISIS. Is he going to send more troops? WTF does he want?

akm, Friday, 20 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

he doesn't understand foreign policy so...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrimmKardashian/status/822576332605427713

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

here's richard spencer getting punched in the head, it's a salve

https://twitter.com/MrTrunney/status/822580347409932290

lex pretend, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

well I guess those black bloc guys are good for something

Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

what does this mean? https://twitter.com/AP/status/822601193998450693

akm, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

or this? https://twitter.com/AP/status/822600630401454081

akm, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

like, the first one>..... no regulations? do we now live in a no rules world? what is going on?

akm, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

Mattis and Kelly confirmed

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:37 (eight years ago)

xp no new regulations

JoeStork, Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

means all rulemaking is suspended. not sure if they can actually do that unilaterally

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:40 (eight years ago)

Will be interesting to see the inevitable list of things now suspended. And all of the "we didn't mean THAT one" backpedaling.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:50 (eight years ago)

What it means, in my slightly informed opinion, is that all regulations now have to be passed by Dylan Roof before they're promulgated.

larry appleton, Saturday, 21 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

So this means I don't have to go to the NY Times website for the next four years

calstars, Saturday, 21 January 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

He's talking about polls again

Treeship, Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

don't see why the white house wouldnt have the power to order all executive branch agencies to put a hold on rule making. they all answer to the president

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

i mean i suppose the agencies could ignore the order but then the people involved would be fired

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

Putting a hold on the issuance of new regulations when the incoming administration is of a different party with a very different idea of governance than the previous administration is kind of SOP. You have to expect the new bosses will want to twirl the helm to a new bearing. Such a move is not exactly unprecedented.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:51 (eight years ago)

Japan & China met this week to start setting up a new trade regime that excludes the US.

Officials of the Japanese and Chinese governments have agreed to move forward with talks on another economic partnership as the prospects for the Trans-Pacific Partnership negotiations are unclear.

The officials met in Tokyo on Wednesday, with Japanese Deputy Minister for Foreign Affairs Keiichi Katakami and Chinese Vice Minister of Commerce Gao Yan attending.

They agreed on advancing talks on the Regional Comprehensive Economic Partnership, or RCEP. The 16 member countries include Japan, China, and Southeast Asian countries, but not the United States.

US President-elect Donald Trump says he will take America out of the TPP deal.

Observers say China wants to make RCEP the basis for trade rules in the Asia-Pacific region.

They also say Japan wants RCEP to enable free trade at the same level as the TPP.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:55 (eight years ago)

I'm watching Trump address soldiers in Afghanistan, and, well, I have to keep inching myself. This is a chief executive addressing them with less eloquence than a Kiwanis Club secretary would a softball team.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)

*pinching

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)

It was a good time seeing a Trump Nazi get cold clocked by a black block anarchist; what I'd really like is to see Regular Citizens stepping up their game. Can't let the anarchists monopolize that action.

Doubt it, though, with NBC News airing a show earlier this evening about how elegant and regal Melanoma Trump looked at the inauguration.

larry appleton, Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:23 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/prttybadtweeter/status/822620848897069056

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:25 (eight years ago)

today was hard

marcos, Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

harder than i expected it would be these past few weeks ... i was starting to move to an "acceptance" stage but now i just feel depressed. donald trump is president. what the fuck man

marcos, Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

So was James Buchanan, tbh

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 21 January 2017 04:56 (eight years ago)

Same here, Marcos. I'm sitting here making signs for the march tomorrow so that's lifted my spirits a little. But in general this was just a very bad day, the kind that feels like it's not going to go away the next day.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 January 2017 05:26 (eight years ago)

That makes no sense. I'm drunk. Leave me alone, my president is goddamn trump

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 January 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

There is no way around the fact that we will all be getting a lot of bad news in the next few months and years. Concentrate on what you can do and what you can change and vent your feelings as constructively as you can, but feelings there shall be in plenty. Seek solace with like-minded people. The world itself is sane, even if humans beings are often pretty shaky.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2017 05:34 (eight years ago)

You've lived through two depressions and seven dust-bowl droughts. Floods, locusts, and tornadoes--you shouldn't have any doubts.

clemenza, Saturday, 21 January 2017 06:02 (eight years ago)

Tons of people pouring into DC Metro.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 12:57 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

havent checked to see where people are spending disproportionate energy on FB today, i suspect they've moved on from the White House website

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 January 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/vladimir-putin-russia-donald-trump-obama-fake-news-worse-than-prostitutes/

he's trolling here surely

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Saturday, 21 January 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

"These people are worse than prostitutes who piss on a bed slept in by Obama while an orange man jerks off in the corner with tweezers, as a hidden camera silently observes..."

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Saturday, 21 January 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

election night and inauguration are #1 and #2 moments in the life of Dornaldo Turmps

Actually I think his #1 moment was in Moscow HEYYOOO

And not to be a dick but I called dibs on the I prefer the guys who don't get crucified line a while ago Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

Anyways I'm staying home today to look after children (like the emasculated lib beta cuck that I obviously am), while the women in my life are off marching. But we live near Metro and I have seen many streams of marchers go by with a festive air.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

Bring your daughter to the slaughter.
Hope it don't come doxn to that but I don't think there's a point below which the tangerine will go.
&i'm sure he'll feel he has to come down heavy to dissuade further protest.

Stevolende, Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

man shot at Seattle protest at U of Washington

http://www.king5.com/news/local/seattle/person-shot-at-uw-protest-against-trump-yiannopoulos/389516924

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

celebrating assault is nagl imho

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 21 January 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

celebrating assault is nagl imho

Fuck off.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

What looks good constitutes dictates ethical behavior now does it

Xp

Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

constitutes

Stupid phone

Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

couldn't sleep last night. this wasn't as bad as election night but it was close. guess I'm not at that "acceptance" stage yet.

I try not to engage or be too obnoxious on FB about this but I'm kind of sick of being treated as though I would've been just as upset had Jeb! won. It's like...some people just don't see it

most disappointing is that the Dem's oft-repeated philosophy of "when they go low, we go high" (not that they really follow that idea, but it's a nice thought) wound up being such a crock of shit - Trump started his political career on a flat-out lie and then refused to answer when called out on it (instead, he just lied again and claimed "Hillary started it!"), and it wound up getting him to the White House. the GOP has control of the Oval Office, House, and Senate by riding the coattails of a man they all very publicly stated was an unqualified con man. they're going to get to appoint an entire generation of Supreme Court justices, in some part thanks to outright stealing one from Obama. they undeniably were helped by Russia and were probably actively colluding with them. Trump didn't have to reveal shit about what his investments were or who he owed money to. and they got away with all of it. no consequences, just a low approval rating and a protest that Trump and the GOP will either ignore or outright lie about. They go low because going low works. I don't see that changing anytime soon.

frogbs, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

celebrating assault is nagl imho

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, January 21, 2017 9:37 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2p852QXUAYiPqM.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

at the risk of this thread devolving into another battle over the pros and cons of Woody Allen, the twitters posted above made me think of this moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrABvZy8uc

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Wait what is that wayback screengrab from

Treeship, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

Haha yes me too moodles

Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

i'm assuming something spencer wrote xp

i'm generally anti-violence but seeing a fascist get punched in the face isn't the worst thing in the world

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

it's in the search bar treeship

sciatica, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

this administration is starting to make me relax my views on violence

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

the Dem's oft-repeated philosophy of "when they go low, we go high"

I'd be fine with this if they were talking about snipers.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

not that I want full fledged riots in streets but a dude like that getting punched = meh, will look the other way.

A friend of mine who is viciously anti-Trump said the violent protests made her ashamed to be an American yesterday, and while I agree with her that they were counterproductive and wrong, I'm like "we just inaugurated a reality TV star as President and THAT'S what makes you ashamed to be an American"?

I also love that Dems who didn't vote cos SHRILLARY or protest voted in states that couldn't afford protest votes are still wanting to deflect blame as to how it's not partially their fault. Democrats never take stands, but when they do, always at the worst moment!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

xpost cool thanks for getting ILX on White House surveillance!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

the wayback grab is a richard spencer article sorry https://twitter.com/captgeocat/status/822607227869691904

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Trump picked John Gore, the attorney who was previously hired to defend NC's anti-trans HB2 in court, to run the DOJ's Civil Rights Division yesterday, and as far as I can see there has not been a word about it in either the ny times or washington post

Dan S, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

michael moore saying what i always say but nobody will listen! that the only way to change things is for smart progressive people to run for local and state government and take that shit over. but nobody wants to.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

thanks, netflix...

scott seward, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

michael moore saying what i always say but nobody will listen! that the only way to change things is for smart progressive people to run for local and state government and take that shit over. but nobody wants to.

I feel like I'm hearing this loud and clear from tons of sources both clinton democrat and lefty

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

Tony Perkins on Fox cheering the end of "cultural lawlessness"

gonna grab it by the pussy i guess

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

it'd almost be worth being wrong about there being no God just to witness the Second Coming and witness the impromptu bitch session Jesus would lay on some of these motherfuckers.

"God, I think you gotta kill me again, then we'll do a Third Coming, they still ain't getting it"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/01/21/actual-supergirl-warns-donald-trump-grabbing

Melissa Benoist is the best thing about the Supergirl TV show, happy to see she's cool in real life too.

Tuomas, Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

Trump picked John Gore, the attorney who was previously hired to defend NC's anti-trans HB2 in court, to run the DOJ's Civil Rights Division yesterday

He's also defended redistricting plans and a voter roll purge against civil rights complaints. Has anyone come up with a ranking yet of Trump's most ironic appointees?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/01/20/donald_trump_s_pick_to_enforce_civil_rights_is_a_civil_rights_disaster.html

jmm, Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

Good march in Copenhagen today. Though I had to leave after a couple hours because my throat couldn't take the shouting in the cold, but felt good. Many more people than I'd expected there to be.

Frederik B, Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

This fuckin guy
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/822756556005588992

Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

Public transportation in LA is fucked. Busses and subway lines are totally jammed to get to the protest downtown.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

must be trying to rehab himself with the idiots and make an american tv comeback after murdering the 2nd Amendment

xpost

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

Spencer is scum afaict but Colin Liddell takes credit for writing the "Black Genocide" article and says Spencer eventually took it down, while claiming it was meant as satire (not that his satirical point is very charming either):
http://www.counter-currents.com/2016/08/looking-back-at-black-and-white-genocide/

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

i'd love to piss all over Piers Morgan if he ever passed out at a party. his mental breakdown seems almost complete

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

he's literally trying to bait strangers to come at him on Twitter right now and then cherry-picking the most knuckle-draggy tweets and saying "WOW GOOD JOB PEACE LOVING PROTESTERS"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

there are a TON of people outside my store right now.

https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16195157_10155511385582137_6692312388788001538_n.jpg?oh=dd14d04b398efafa3d8aee244f25a26b&oe=590A1AD2

scott seward, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

Ahem

Public transportation in LA is fucked. Busses and subway lines are totally jammed to get to the protest downtown.

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

can't stop watching the Richard Spencer getting punched video.. so good

flopson, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

While I'm not in favour of that sort of thing, as a matter of general principle, I've been having trouble feeling bad about it in this instance.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

It never gets old. It's impossible to pick a favourite soundtracked one - Lethal Bizzle's Pow, Born In The USA...

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

I wish I was the one to have punched Richard Spencer. The fact that neo nazis are walking around thinking they won something is something more than sickening.

Treeship, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

i respect pacifists but i ain't one

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

^^^

sleeve, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

Hours later, us DC people ready to maaaarch.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

from twitter@ the DC march <3

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2tozuqXgAIy2uY.jpg:large

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

aww

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

Trains are pretty awesome tbh

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

i said to mr veg that'd prob be my sign too tbh

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

That kid otm infrastructure is important

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

lol I totally know that kid and his mom

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

I know all the best people

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

clearly

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

I'm having fights with gay libs on Facebook who wonder why women care so much about their "vaginal" rights when they weren't out protesting Barack Obama's drone policies.

The contortions to which people will subject themselves when they insist on being morally blameless.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

500+k here in DC, 200+k home in Chicago.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

“As it is written, There is none righteous, no not one:”

Romans 3:10 is otm

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

Or so it is written in the Book of Bob, yea verily

'sup (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

This stupid fuck is at the CIA talking about crowds at his speech wtf ughhhhhj

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

"trust me. I'm like.. a smart person"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

the Infowars group keep trying to say the pic on the right is from like 7 am despite how bright it is outside (it was actually taken around the same time, but a half hour earlier.

early guess is topping out at 900,000, which is good but nothing compared to Obama's first inauguration and hardly symbolic of a revolution the "people" wanted.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

(around the same time as Obama's, I should say)

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Fave march sign: Defund Planned Puppethood.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

would be awesome if we could find out all of Trump's favorite bands and pay them to write concept albums insulting him.

then when he finds new favorite bands, rinse repeat.

his little go wouldn't be able to deal w/ it.

also every movie he has interest in seeing has a scene edited in with the director telling him to fuck off added, in the print that goes to the White House cinema.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

and then cartman makes him eat his parents! trump would be like, screw you guys i'm going home lmao

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

would be awesome if...

When I was about 10 all the neighborhood kids would sit around on our front porch steps talking about the cool things we could do with firecrackers, if we ever got ahold of any.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

march attendance really f'ing impressive today. globally and in the US.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Seriously, I'm in a huge line just for the train, watching thousands stream by.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

sure Twumpie's gonna love that the protests out attended his inauguration.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

i marched in this one. it was massive. i doubt i will ever see that many people in one place again. i don't travel much anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4H86m5M8kU

scott seward, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

Cybil Shepherd was there. I remember that.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

big turnout in Boston though that's kind of a given

ciderpress, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

Austin turnout looks pretty amazing. on the internet. too bad about the rest of TX.

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)

There was decent turnout in SF last night in the cold dark rain but I think today is gonna blow it out of the water.
My favorite sign was "Free Melania and Barron"

Fetchboy, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

XP From what I'm gathering on FB, a number people from Houston/DFW etc. roadtripped to Austin in lieu of attending hometown protests.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

ah yeah def not a knock on houston, dallas et al.

just pissing on Texas in general

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

People march for all sorts of reasons, but very reassuring to see such a huge, diverse, optimistic crowd. And I have a feeling many would mobilize again as needed, FWIW.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/we-talked-to-a-guy-who-went-to-the-inauguration-on-acid?utm_source=dmfb

Any final thoughts?
Trump fans look a lot tinier on acid.

Interview edited for clarity and length.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

well looky here. Ft. Worth showing up

https://twitter.com/pdehlke/status/822927794007134210

will, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

Tweeted by CNN's Jim Acosta...Trump staff put up photos of the inauguration crowd by the podium in the press briefing room. Also, he was ranting about the media lying about the crowds during his speech at the CIA today. This shit is really pissing him off.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2uV3jPVIAErPox.jpg

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

To be clear, the photo was tweeted by Acosta. The thoughts expressed are my own.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

Probably good to taunt and distract him every single day if possible

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

huge turnout in most Oregon cities, not surprisingly. My wife had a "Keep your hands off my cuntry" sign that was a big hit, I also liked "ctrl-alt-right-delete"

sleeve, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

Went to the local march here in Knoxville w/my wife, they were expecting maybe 2,000 and got something in the 3-4,000 range, pretty much shut down downtown traffic for a while. (Not on purpose, there just wasn't room for everyone on the sidewalks.) Small by the standards of other places, but the biggest crowd I've ever seen for any kind of political rally here. Super friendly vibe, lots of families with kids, lots of silver-haired ladies carrying signs. It rained for most of it, but nobody seemed to mind.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

already seen one friend of a friend co-opt "fake news" to discredit perfectly legitimate news today. great, there's another phrase stripped of meaning.

xpost glad to hear that.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

Sacramento had a huge turnout

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

Oakland looking like ~60k

Fetchboy, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

Same in Seattle, last estimate I heard was 140,000 people. The 3.6-mile march route is completely occupied.

JoeStork, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Holy fuck. The new press secretary, in his debut before the press, is lecturing them on "false reports."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

I've never seen anything so distemperate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Marched in DC today and yesterday, amazing contrast

yesterday felt spooked and intense but also on edge, today was jubilant with a fucking massive turnout that was so big that the parade march route had to be re-routed because we were just too huge

really awesome signs I saw included:

DEFUND SPRAYTAN
NOT MY HAIRCUT
BISH HE CRAY
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN LIBRARIANS ARE MARCHING
WE WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOU
NOT THIS PUSSY
ABORT MIKE PENCE

great to be reminded visually that Trump is loathed by a huge cross section of people. The sheer number of grandmas and sweet old ladies and little kids. This is not just for the black bloc anarchist crew (though cheers to them for burning that limo yesterday, that was cathartic too)

all in all, an excellent weekend (and I even got to shout down an alt right asshole)

the tune was space, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

The press secretary kept reporters waiting for a solid hour, took the podium, shouted for five minutes (at this rate he's gonna look and sound exactly like Alex Jones within a month), and left without taking any questions. Holy shit.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

I'm going home from the DC march. (I was only on the fringes of it.) I just saw a tour bus nearly plow through a crowd chanting "Black Lives Matter!"

Diana Fire (j.lu), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

100k in saint paul

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/22258/1484936171/crowdsplit.0.gif

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

haha

Ste, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

Around 20 thou in Houston

http://www.khou.com/news/20k-attend-womens-march-in-downtown-houston/389702891

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

hmmm https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/822941805503254528

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

lol the Spicer press conference is really a treat if you're into Soviet satellite-type presentations

http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/live-stream-donald-trump-press-secretary-sean-spicer-first-conference-inauguration-crowd-size-video/

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

Went to the Madison march today, it was a higher turnout than I expected (75k)

change display name (Jordan), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

there were like 100 people protesting in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, which is pretty awesome. was not expecting that.

frogbs, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

Xpost Good. Cut off their platform.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

chicago's march (or standing around in the loop, more like it, since there were too many people to march) was sooooo good. i hope this energy continues.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

750+k in Los Angeles, after expecting 80k!?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

I guess we missed Madonna here. After 7 hours they set us loose to start marching, and there was no way my kids were going to stand there any more for any famous person.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

Good grief that Sean Spicer thing is bananas.

badg, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

Aerial views of Women's Marches

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

10,000 in Charlotte after expecting 2,000.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

Inauguration:
https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/trump-speech.jpg
Women's March:
https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/women-march.jpg

this device is capable of killing you without warning (Sanpaku), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

Zero arrests or incidents in DC - zero - and zero in LA. Three arrested in Denver (all men).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:09 (eight years ago)

seeing NPR libs marching in NYC with PUTIN RUSSIA PUTIN signs is still weird to me, but this is the new paradigm huh

(i was in MoMA watching silent-comedy shorts, including a program of 'Working Girls')

https://www.moma.org/calendar/events/2711?locale=en

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:42 (eight years ago)

Yes, Morbs. Russia is no longer the place we wax rhapsodic about, it's run by a bunch of guys who're very like the new President, and who dig him a lot and do a fair bit of business with him. the Russia Reagan was demonizing ceased to exist a long time ago.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

ok thx for telling me

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

(many of the jokes have been transferred whole from 1985)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

And yet so fresh

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

pretend i put that Obama 2012 quote here about the '80s wanting their foreign policy back

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

In unprepared remarks introducing his pick to lead the intelligence agency, Rep. Mike Pompeo (R-Kan.), Trump told CIA officials that when the United States went into Iraq, we should have “kept the oil.”

“Now I said it for economic reasons,” Trump said. “But if you think about it, Mike, if we kept the oil, you probably wouldn’t have ISIS because that’s where they made their money in the first place, so we should have kept the oil. But, OK, maybe we’ll have another chance.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-cia-iraq-oil_us_5883ccf5e4b096b4a23243b2

@tinyrevolution
The ISIS and al Qaeda recruitment videos are being edited even as you read this.

I hope the number of us who die because of this vicious idiot merely number in the thousands rather than the millions

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

I mean, that's what it says on the Statue of Liberty: "to the victor goes the spoils"

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

looks like he hasn't changed his tune much on that. as part of the prep work for the (possibly humiliatingly bad ) doonaldjtrump.com, i've been watching tons of his speeches and public appearances and jotting down memorable things along with their timestamps so i can refer to the footage later on. during his liberty university convocation in september 2012, he said:

“so iraq has the 2nd largest oil reserves in the world. we go into iraq, we spend 1.5 trillion dollars, they hate us, and we get nothing. you know in the old days when you had a war it was “to the victor belong the spoils”. today we get nothing. we go into a war, we decimate a country, and then we come out and what do we do? it’s horrible.” (16:40)
a few minutes later, describing the oil reserves of the united states, he simply said “PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL” (18:52)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvl2y34puhY

(he also said
“We don’t need Canada, we don’t need anybody!”(18:53)
“what?? everything’s terrible!” (19:55)
“the world is laughing at us they think we’re stupid” (21:20)
"they said we’ll only do it if you do it, Trump - you’re the only one we want, no one else.” (23:23)
“someone actually said, ‘donald you’re so handsome. you’re so handsome. how have you stayed so handsome under all this pressure?” (31:00)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

"But, OK, maybe we’ll have another chance.”

This person is a psychopath.

jmm, Sunday, 22 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

The ultimate Trump theory so far? Prob not, but I may look for This really obscure British spy novel, written by Ted Allbeury, who was a contemporary of Len Deighton’s. It’s called The Twentieth Day of January. It was published in 1981. I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve been told that it is Donald Trump’s favorite thriller.
http://hilobrow.com/2017/01/20/the-twentieth-day-of-january/

dow, Sunday, 22 January 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/474134260149157888

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 22 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

i caught the inauguration live on CNN in a Fuddruckers (dat Idiocracy - very appropriate) and the crowd looked pretty full. it was like 12:30 or so, and they were pledging on the Bible and everything, and it looked as well-attended as that one labeled Obama up there. all these meme images floating around look like they are from 10am or something.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)

it was almost irrefutably less well-attended than the obama inaugurations, particularly 2009, but yes many of the images are (deliberately) misleading because they're from different time points and if you want to get technical about it it's not really fair to directly compare dem vs republican inaugural crowd sizes in literally the bluest metro area in the country

all of this is stupid tho. obviously trump is less popular than obama was at this point 8 years ago. the polling is clear. we don't need crowd sizes to tell us that

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

I don't know how to break it to you guys but the stupid popularity contest / crowd-measuring would have been moot yesterday if the loser hadn't made it the centerpiece of the past 30+ hours

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

i mean it was definitely a huge thing on social media long before trump got mad about it. the reason he got mad about it was because everyone was talking/joking about it

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)

Trump's inaugural committee chair was on CNN earlier saying that over 200k were turned away because of security barricades due to the protests, and that there were actually 1.5 - 1.75 million there. It's not about whose numbers were bigger; it's about eroding trust in empirical reality, and if I can quote the person I just heard call into (a repeat of) Hannity's show on radio, "I'm glad Trump continues to use twitter so we'll always know what the truth is."

Glad VoA put up the fact check. That was eerie earlier.

Devilock, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

also, fucking magnetometers, how do they work

http://i.imgur.com/frs0Uvm.jpg

Devilock, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:43 (eight years ago)

the pictures shown were from around the same time - one was from 11:07, and one was from 11:30-something.

what needs to be pushed is the narrative of "great - whatever you think your numbers were, we more than doubled that with global protest rallies".

which probably is part of what led to Baghdad Bob today but that was before the estimated cumulative total came out (2.9 million).

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

the only people saying the Trump pic was from 7 am were like Infowars people who kept pulling 'wow, would you look at the time' deflections any time you asked them why it was so fucking bright outside at 7 am.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

I cant really say i care about which crowd was bigger tbh

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yVqMujA.jpg

https://twitter.com/unlikelyfanatic/status/823008705369276418

Devilock, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:56 (eight years ago)

neither do I, but Captain Oiltaker does

xpost hahahaha

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

it's p dumb, but it is also kind of hilarious. and these kinds of dick measuring/ ratings commotions are the only times when the Trump camp visibly loses its swagger and the feckless MSM idiots seem to land any punches. which is sad as hell, but it's... something i guess

will, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:00 (eight years ago)

neither do I, but Captain Oiltaker does

^^

will, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:01 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/rascouet/status/823012567840854016

voodoo chili, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

holy fuck, that sean spicer "press briefing" or whatever the fuck that was. by no means the most horrifying thing coming out of this administration but wowwwwwwwwwwwwww. as little faith as i have in the news media i cannot really imagine them keeping up the whole cloud of false-equivalence "balanced coverage" if they get treated like that day in and day out.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

really the only way for the GOP to finally snap out of their two month "yay we have a blank check" haze is for the President to be too preoccupied with the media and how they reported his attendance to actually fulfill his daily duties.

xpost yeah if anything, it might get a La Prensa-Eva Peron level reaction from the press, which hey, if you're gonna get called biased liberal weiners anyway, why not do nothing but hit jobs on the guy. maybe you reach the non-populists.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:16 (eight years ago)

if it happened, would Trump be the first President to be clocked by a foreign leader?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:17 (eight years ago)

xpost

he didn't take questions at the end. he only said that the story about the MLK bust being removed from the oval office was false (he was correct on that point) and that the reporting on the stories about the inauguration being comparatively small were false and biased (he was wrong on that). having provided his report card on the media's coverage of day 1 of the trump presidency, he gave a few upcoming dates for when trump would meet with the Mexico and UK PMs then walked off without taking any questions.

insane

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)

reposting the thing voodoo chili posted

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2vtjLzVQAAnA4M.jpg

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

Sea World used a similar tactic re: Blackfish and it succeeded in brainwashing all of Orlando to being morally outraged and blaming it for any negative events that happened after its release. it's an effective and scary tactic.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

God, this CIA speech is absurd. What the hell is this?

"Now, I know a lot about West Point. I'm a person that very strongly believes in academics. In fact, every time I say I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for 35 years who did a fantastic job in so many different ways, academically -- was an academic genius -- and then they say, is Donald Trump an intellectual? Trust me, I'm like a smart person."

jmm, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:38 (eight years ago)

Christ, I thought that was one of Casino's parodies until I googled it

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:40 (eight years ago)

that spicer press thing..... jeses fuuuuuuuuuuck wow

marcos, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:40 (eight years ago)

it was p much a "come at me, bro" to the media (albeit one commanded by his superior but still).

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:41 (eight years ago)

god they're even invading Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sean_Spicer

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

this isn't even dystopic anymore, it's like a dumb parody of a dystopia, and it will still prob work

swaggy pope (Clay), Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

(tbf though the section in question is not a neutral POV and is pretty poorly written but lord, they move quick to their bat signals)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

where the fuck did they get the idea they can do the authoritarian gaslighting thing here?

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:45 (eight years ago)

like, putin? 1984? where?

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:45 (eight years ago)

it's been working so far so

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:46 (eight years ago)

spicer dude is such a twerp and i'd laugh otherwise but it's pretty fucking terrifying. trump people are just pure seething resentment

marcos, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:46 (eight years ago)

hopefully they will all get aneurysms and die

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/gregg-popovich-rips-the-thin-skinned-donald-trump-and-the-presidents-media-arm-020219008.html

almost enough to make me a Spurs fan

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

about time the non-hoops world learns that pop rules

swaggy pope (Clay), Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

i think the blatant lying -- the lying when they know we know they're lying -- is the scariest thing about the trump squad for me

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

idk. i need to find a better way to spend my time than being aghast at this. but imo the only possible response to something like that spicer press conference is horror.

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

it's such creepy twilight zone shit.

Treeship, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

i cannot wait for 2046 so i can vote for sophie cruz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPa464CEbuE

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 04:56 (eight years ago)

god they're even invading Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sean_Spicer

― Neanderthal, Saturday, January 21, 2017 10:44 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

patricia lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) had a lot to do with this, it was Good

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:08 (eight years ago)

re: Pop, it's weird how every football coach is a fascist where most basketball coaches seem pretty cool (except for Pat Riley and PJ Carlesimo)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

It's bc football is fascist

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:26 (eight years ago)

it's because basketball is the best sport

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

also xp tom classic morbs post otm

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/F1Lr9Hd.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:31 (eight years ago)

https://media.tenor.co/images/2518a07a0857715f99c8d4520c3889bd/tenor.gif

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 05:33 (eight years ago)

i marched today and felt so hopeful and happy to be around people, and then tonight at home i watched the video of the spicer press conference and now feel depressed and fearful again

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Sunday, 22 January 2017 07:43 (eight years ago)

Bill to withdraw the US from the United Nations has been submitted to Congress as the 'American Sovereignty Restoration Act'

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193/text

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

:)

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

The organist at my church began mass today with a noisy and dissonant version of star spangled banner, and ended with We Shall Overcome. Most of us choir singers didn't have any voice from shouting and marching in the cold yesterday. It was one of the funniest sundays in a while.

Frederik B, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

xp says that bill was submitted at the beginning of January -- this is the first I've heard of it though

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

Rogers submitted the same one in 2015.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

I just remembered that next month is Black History Month & felt a sort of anticipatory queasiness. Wonder if Trump will rail against the concept, or just ignore it entirely.

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

he'll let Ben Carson do the heavy lifting.

i will take comfort when ISIS blows me up in lower Manhattan four months from now that the Trumpists lost their cool over the crowd sizes.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

I really do hope that if press conferences will be nothing but lies, that they stop covering press conferences. Or that if Trump spokes people on TV do nothing but lie, they just simply stop having them on. Why do the heavy lifting for them?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

CNN did something of the sort last night, not broadcasting it live and only picking 'relevant bits' to show later: http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/cnn-white-house-press-conference-sean-spicer-donald-trump-1201966230/

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

I couldn't help but think of the supine dogs who last week were whining about the president-elect's reluctance to issue them credentials. This is what you signed up for, assholes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

Not sure how sustainable it is. The fact that the fucking president is lying through his teeth is in itself news that should be told, but served within context.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

Not a Chuck Todd fan by any stretch, but he did just get Kellyanne Conway to utter the phrase "alternative facts."

clemenza, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

oofw

bernard snowy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

The NYT on Spicer:

Later, at the White House, he dispatched Sean Spicer, the press secretary, to the briefing room in the West Wing, where Mr. Spicer scolded reporters and made a series of false statements.

The trick is going to be the willingness to keep this up, day after day, just calling lies lies.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

The organist at my church began mass today with a noisy and dissonant version of star spangled banner, and ended with We Shall Overcome. Most of us choir singers didn't have any voice from shouting and marching in the cold yesterday. It was one of the funniest sundays in a while.

Fred goes to church!

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Now this is writing:

On his first full day in office, President Trump visited the Central Intelligence Agency’s headquarters to express his gratitude for the intelligence community, which he had repeatedly railed against and recently likened to Nazis.

What Trump delivered Saturday was a campaign-style, stream-of-consciousness airing of grievances — at the Senate for delaying confirmation of his nominees; at critics for questioning whether he is smart and vigorous; and at journalists, whom he called “the most dishonest human beings on earth” and accused of lying about the size of his inauguration crowd.

Trump claimed falsely that the crowd for his swearing-in stretched down the National Mall to the Washington Monument and totaled more than 1 million people. It did not. Trump accused television networks of showing “an empty field” and reporting that he drew just 250,000 people to witness Friday’s ceremony.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

The press pointed out Reagan's "untruths" for the first few months, and generally stopped when people got mad. xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Holy shit Kellyanne lost her mind

frogbs, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

Reagan won a landslide victory twice. There's a difference, I think.

xpost

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

Yes, Trump has a low ceiling for his support. His approval rating high pt for his admin was p the day after the election.

Has he really not tweeted abt this shit yet? Odd.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

New phone, remember? Maybe he can't work it yet.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

Seriously though, is there anything that would be lost ignoring Conway and Spicer? What is gained, even by covering their lies? The lesson learned by the campaign is that broadcasting their lies helps them, so just stop.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)

A fresh take: Trump deleting tweets could violate Presidential Records Act.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

Writing on Facebook, former Labor Secretary Robert Reich relayed a conversation with a former GOP member of Congress who claims current members of the House are playing along with President Donald Trump for now but will dump him at the first possible moment.

According to Reich, he recently had breakfast with a Republican friend who claimed he held his fire over his misgivings about Trump during the election, saying, “You kidding? I was surrounded by Trump voters. I’d have been shot.”

That was when the conversation took an interesting turn when Reich asked his friend what the GOP will do now that Trump is president.

“They’ll play along for a while,” the unidentified friend said. “They’ll get as much as they want – tax cuts galore, deregulation, military buildup, slash all those poverty programs, and then get to work on Social Security and Medicare – and blame him. And he’s such a fool he’ll want to take credit for everything.”

Asked what happens then, the Reich’s friend laughed and said, ‘They like [Vice President] Pence.”

“Pence is their guy. They all think Trump is out of his mind,” he explained. “So the moment Trump does something really dumb – steps over the line – violates the law in a big stupid clumsy way … and you know he will …”

“They impeach him?” Reich asked.

“You bet. They pull the trigger,” was the reply.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/theyll-pull-the-trigger-robert-reich-explains-how-the-gop-is-playing-trump-till-they-can-dump-him/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

I'm seeing this around a lot. The Republicans are lying to themselves again. They just want to wait until they're more popular than the President before they decide to turn on him. This will never happen.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 22 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

Remember that the press, like all of us, will do their job with as little effort as possible most days. If you pull a Spicer every day you make it really easy for them to take off early by just covering that you lied again, instead of trying to figure out how to be "balanced." This is not the campaign where the paradigm is to constantly be striving for a lost concept of "equal access / equal coverage." They're the only Presidency now.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

You confused me with the yous and theys.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

https://www.gofundme.com/buy-sean-spicer-a-suit-that-fits

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

My friend yesterday afternoon as we watched the harangue: "Is his head shrinking into his suit as he's talking?"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

Alfred I think my main point was the press will do what you make it easy for them to do, so "calling the WH on obvious bullshit" might very well stay the norm; as long as the quality of Trump's hacks doesn't increase much; and the fact that they're in the WH means it won't turn into dog-bites-man nearly as quickly as it did on the campaign. Which is a terrible thing, but all of this is terrible, so.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

Just putting those people on the air is a form of false equivalency. Just because they have a side doesn't mean you need to give their side air time, especially when they're size spews nothing but lies. Or put in a more mundane way, if they are not generating any news, and they are not taking questions, or if they are being abusive towards the Press, why give him the satisfaction of even listening?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, has Trump even demonstrated that he signed any of those even symbolic divestment papers? I don't think so. He is just going to blow it off.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

They’ll play along for a while,” the unidentified friend said. “They’ll get as much as they want – tax cuts galore, deregulation, military buildup, slash all those poverty programs, and then get to work on Social Security and Medicare – and blame him.

oh goody so we just have to wait for the GOP to decide they've finally gotten enough tax cuts & deregulation, then they'll dump him

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

It sets a terrible precedent to support a president with future impeachment in mind.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

Just putting those people on the air is a form of false equivalency. Just because they have a side doesn't mean you need to give their side air time, especially when they're size spews nothing but lies. Or put in a more mundane way, if they are not generating any news, and they are not taking questions, or if they are being abusive towards the Press, why give him the satisfaction of even listening?

See these hours? There's 24 of em son. You know how often you gotta fill em? Every day. Sundays especially.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

increased antagonism / villainy = more eyeballs

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

I lold at that spicer conference

Tomboto otm (your post made sense to me without the clarification btw)

F♯ A♯ (∞), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

I don't think that most of the Republican Party will seek to impeach Trump.

I feel that this is just big talk from sources who think it's fun to boast of such power, but say it all off the record to have no consequences, including the consequence of people pointing out when it doesn't happen.

I don't think that impeaching their own President would go down well as an electoral strategy for the future, especially with the people who actually like Trump and voted for him.

the pinefox, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

I understand why people fear President Pence, in terms of his beliefs and policies.

But he didn't even stand for President, a year ago. He was presumably considered a lesser prospect than Carson, Bush, Rubio, et al. Is he 'popular' in any way, even with rustbelt voters et al?

Coming in after the impeachment of his running mate, he would be in a relatively weak position, and, I would think, not particularly well placed to stand for re-election (or indeed a first election).

Just some more reasons I don't see this impeachment thing happening as a grand strategy.

the pinefox, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

I think a coup is as likely as impeachment by his own party. More likely, probably.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Pence can't win any national election.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

not a chance in hell. Pence would't have made it to the big boy table during the debates.

will, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

lol

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/315532-mccain-will-vote-for-tillerson

“But I also believe that, when there's doubt, the president, the incoming president, gets the benefit of the doubt,” McCain said.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

no Republican wd've won the WH last year except the one who did

McCain is a pile

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

If Pence can't win an election, then the plan to impeach Trump and install Pence must also include a plan to stand against Pence in the next set of primaries and replace him. Or even, to pay him off not to stand for President again and maybe go back to being VP.

Actually the more I think about that, the more realistic it seems. Maybe it's a prospect after all.

the pinefox, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

"Alternative facts" storming up the charts already.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

long-standing establishment figures stupidly believing they can control the halfwit demagogue they've pushed into power, can we please cut it out with this 1933 shit?

In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

xpost I prefer Kellyanne's earlier stuff

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

I hear y'all on "don't give them a platform" but imho "the president is lying" is of public interest and if outlets like CNN and the NYT don't report *that* then the only channels are Fox News, Trump's Twitter, Breitbart etc. Would have been a nice touch to have bothered during his overwhelmingly lie-based campaign, of course...

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Also I have yet to see anyone sketching out an impeachment scenario explain how they imagine those GOPers surviving their next primaries back home, or why they would even see it as worth risking. Dream on.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

some republicans eventually join with the dems impeach trump seems like the likely end game to me too, but it's not like some big plot they've drawn out. if you're in a seat that's anything but blood red and trump's had 20% approval ratings for a year straight, of course you're going to do anything to save your job.

iatee, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

Ryan's not gonna let impeachment articles come up on a floor vote gimme a break

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

i'd rather just watch this play out then keep on with the endless speculating because we know whatever wild finale happens (if it even happens, and not just Trump getting his 4 and putting us through another painful campaign), nobody will see it coming because nothing really makes sense anymore. otherwise I may never sleep again.

tis true that impeaching a President is like political suicide for the GOP but depending on what plays out, their hand might be forced. Nixon resigning didn't prevent them from winning the White House back 6 years later. My guess is they'd probably try to push it until after mid-terms but Trump cratering doesn't happen in a vacuum, if things get bad enough as iatee says, they have their own jobs to worry about.

the real thing to worry about is Trump's approval ratings recovering, so have to keep hammering him.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

it's like "DAy 1 - impeached yet? Nope" "Day 2 - impeached yet? nope"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

and yeah it's true they're gonna be pressed from both sides cause even when trump's approval rating is 20%, his approval rating among republican primary voters will be pretty high. but I think some of them will just have to weather those primaries to have any shot in the general.

xps

iatee, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

will be interesting to see what his basement of support will be. I'm sure whatever it is will seem disconcertingly high. his faithful have shown enormous capacity for cog dissonance. even (formerly) "normal" republicans like my parents who hated the idea of Trump will go to the mat for him if they feel he's being treated "unfairly" by the media and libs and homosexuals and baby killers and secularists and jihadists. and they will most def feel that way.

will, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

one thing I'd look out for is some long-term build up of a cult of mike pence, esp among 'sensible republicans'

iatee, Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

If you're a Republican congressperson you almost certainly have to win a Republican primary and it won't matter how large the Democratic minority in your district is. The Trump fans will be a large enough group to determine your fate. Most of these shitheads stood by Trump all through last year, all through Access Hollywood, long after their own primaries were over, after they contentedly watched #NeverTrump go sailing by. And now they're going to impeach him? I'm not holding my breath.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Pence can't win any national election.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:12 AM (forty-four minutes ago)

maybe let's hold off on making premature predictions like this

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

gotta respect kellyanne btw, she's just very good at her job. it's terrifying

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

this really did crack me up. why protest when we just had an election?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/823150055418920960

scott seward, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

gotta respect kellyanne btw, she's just very good at her job. it's terrifying

Rephrase.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

Wow, television ratings just out: 31 million people watched the Inauguration, 11 million more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago!

he doesn't even try to pull wool. this is all he cares about. he is going to get stressed the fuck out by the job real soon.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

also he is lol bragging about how he got more viewers than an second-term inauguration, what a loser.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

I felt the same way about ari fliescher

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

kinda loved that the sunday new york times front page today had a HUGE spread on the marches and not a single picture of trump. it's like he never happened!

scott seward, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

ryan was sick of defending trump after a few months, the idea that the whole party's going to be willing to spend 4 years like this seems crazy. if he's popular, sure. if he's going to cost you your career, no. the access hollywood thing was only the first of many crassness scandals, I'm certain there's something worse out there that the will eventually pop up. at a certain point you gotta cut your losses. they already showed willingness to and trump was relatively more popular at that point than he will be in the future. I think his floor is probably lower than a lot of people might believe.

xps

iatee, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

he is going to get stressed the fuck out by the job real soon.

he's never shown the slightest interest in actually doing the job of president; why would he start now?

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

he isn't really going to have a choice

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

He can totally be in absentia, letting his underlings and congress run shit while he tweets about his enemies

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

I dont see how Trump will threaten the careers of GOP congressfolk in red Districts at the moment. GOP primary voters would have to turn against him.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

"the job of president" under trumpism is just louis xvi w an iphone

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

reagan but up late

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

(and, unimaginably, easier to manipulate)

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

reagan but if his bedtime for bonzo costar was elected instead

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

maybe let's hold off on making premature predictions like this

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 22, 2017 12:00 PM (

it's almost as if you don't know where you've been the last four years

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

i love how the footnote of the last 24 hrs is "prez threatens to make war on Iraq again"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

we didn't learn AN-NEE-THING from the 2003 Iraq War. so we need to go back there and learn something this time.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

Just had lunch with an old friend who has been covering the Trump campaign for al-jazeera for the last several months. She is as clueless about predictions as any of us. She has seen him speak dozens of times and still does not even know if he's merely a narcissist or actually a dangerous psychopath. She did confirm, though it is a surprise to no-one, that he has already made significant enemies of hundreds of career civil servants.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

I'm going with dangerous psychopath.

jmm, Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

kinda wonder how much terrible trump stuff hardcore conservatives will swallow as long as trump pumps a ton more money into the military. they've gotta love that at least. mccain said as much this morning. he doesn't trust trump but he likes trump's army people and more bomb money.

scott seward, Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

new "best sign" contender from yesterday:

you're so vain
I bet you think this march is about you

sleeve, Sunday, 22 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

how much terrible trump stuff hardcore conservatives will swallow as long as trump pumps a ton more money into the military.

^this. trump may not be brilliant, but you don't have to be brilliant to manipulate the venality of others. he will undoubtedly cut deals that allow him to subvert our democracy in return for funneling tax money to purposes held dear by various senators and congressional reps. this is child's play for trump, using other people's money to buy himself greater power.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 22 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

Shortly after Donald Trump took the oath of office and became the 45th president of the United States on Jan. 20, he signed a series of executive orders, many of them formal nominations for his Cabinet and other positions...

One after another, Trump signed nomination papers, frequently — though not always — making a comment about the person he had tapped for a specific job....For Nikki Haley, the South Carolina governor chosen by Trump to be the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, he said while signing, “I think Nikki is going to do a good job. A great job.”...
For Betsy DeVos, the Michigan billionaire he chose for education secretary (who had a contentious hearing Jan. 17 before the Senate Education Committee), he said, while looking around: “Ah, Betsy. Education. Right?”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2017/01/22/what-trump-said-when-he-signed-the-executive-order-on-betsy-devos-his-education-nominee/?utm_term=.619ed8fd115d

I read elsewhere the Republican Rep Kevin McCarthy assured him that yes, he nominated DeVos for Education Secretary.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

https://www.womensmarch.com/100?source=facebook&

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

Holy fuck at that Sean spicer dispatch.

Also holy fuck at the actual sound of his voice. One of the most unpleasant things I've ever heard.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

This seems to be taking off a little?

https://twitter.com/Betty_Nguyen/status/823258241773735940/photo/1

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2zi990UUAAs14I.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

We're Up All Night To Get Trumpy

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

Have we discussed Trump now having two Twitter accounts, @POTUS and @realDonaldTrump? is the latter now his "emotional" account for venting? should he make it private?

flappy bird, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

many politicians, including obama when he was prez, had multiple accounts

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

i ntoticed yesterday I was following @Potus but had never done so myself - creepy

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

if you had followed Obama's POTUS account at any point, many people accidentally got mapped over to Trump's POTUS twitter due to a glitch in Twitter's software. there were people I know bitching about that last night.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

i think it even applied to people who had followed Obama's POTUS and then unfollowed it later.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

got it.

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

come to think of it I think I've only seen his REaldonaldtrump one at this point

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

many politicians, including obama when he was prez, had multiple accounts

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 22, 2017 5:28 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

? didn't Obama join Twitter in 2015 or something? with the @POTUS account? i'm not talking about campaign accounts, this is about personal accounts.

flappy bird, Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Nah, the @BarackObama account goes back a few years.

I'm baffled that no one's ever cracked the password to @realDonaldTrump. There's no way he's smart enough to have it be something random or difficult.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

it could be done with a brute force attack but who the hell wants to be convicted of (what will now be) a federal offense for merely hacking a dude's Twitter which will provide 5 mins of lols tops.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

if anonymous or whoever hasn't done it by this point it probably can't be done

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

I don’t know that much about security, but I’ve been thinking about this too.

it could be done with a brute force attack but who the hell wants to be convicted of (what will now be) a federal offense for merely hacking a dude's Twitter which will provide 5 mins of lols tops.

Twitter rate limits their authentication APIs (for this exact reason).

if anonymous or whoever hasn't done it by this point it probably can't be done

I suspect very few successful attacks come from cracking a user’s password. Most come from phishing attack. I’m curious what e-mail he’s using for his personal account and whether he’s enabled two-factor authentication.

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 22 January 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

I would love for a 4channer get 25 years for hacking the presidents twitter account. He did it for the lulz.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 22 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

thanks etaeoe for the background

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)

http://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-eyes-michael-flynns-links-to-russia-1485134942

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 January 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

spicer bashing is cheap but this is good http://www.avclub.com/article/trumps-new-press-secretary-five-year-running-feud--248859

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 23 January 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

He's such a lil pit bull that one

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

Damn, I saw that posted on FB earlier, and thought was an actual Onion/Clickhole piece.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 January 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington to file lawsuit against Trump for violating the Emoluments Clause in the Southern District of New York on Monday

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 03:59 (eight years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/VPMikePence/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf

Vice President Mike Pence
9 hrs ·

Our Administration is proud to stand with American women and of our supporters' significant role in this cause. Despite the misleading Liberal Media's claims, we clearly saw that well over half of the participants in yesterday's march were Trump supporters. We do respect the rights of the minority of participants to dissent peacefully - this is what democracy looks like.

incredible co-optin ass peckerwoods

j., Monday, 23 January 2017 04:01 (eight years ago)

Haha thats a new one

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

seems like that FB account is a fraud. isn't verified and pence has a couple of other ones

k3vin k., Monday, 23 January 2017 04:06 (eight years ago)

oh, sorry, i took a look and thought there maybe should have been a verified check but i wasn't sure

j., Monday, 23 January 2017 04:08 (eight years ago)

still, point stands, fuck the real them for whatever they think about whatever

j., Monday, 23 January 2017 04:08 (eight years ago)

agreed

k3vin k., Monday, 23 January 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

some kinda funny posts from "pence" on that fb page

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

So somebody wrote a paranoid "time for some game theory"-like blog post about Putin's influence in the American intelligence community, bunch of desperate people spreading it around on my twitter feed. It's a decent read, except for the grating 2nd person, especially if you like unsourced fanfiction

https://patribotics.wordpress.com/2017/01/17/dear-mr-putin-lets-play-chess-louise-mensch-trump-russia/

voodoo chili, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:03 (eight years ago)

i saw that the pence page "usually responds within 1 hour" so i messaged "u up" and he responded "god bless"

k3vin k., Monday, 23 January 2017 05:11 (eight years ago)

hahaha

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:13 (eight years ago)

ask him "a/s/l"

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:13 (eight years ago)

lmao

flappy bird, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:14 (eight years ago)

can't believe the media is still tryin to push the "inauguration cake was plagiarized" angle like anybody gives a fuck about that.

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:16 (eight years ago)

i don't get the people focusing on what people were wearing. like of all the things you can commit your energy to right now, you pick a dress.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)

i just thought it was hilarious that a London dress was her idea of American patriotism

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:25 (eight years ago)

and hats made in China.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

idk i felt like her Jackie inspired look was cool.
her husband is an ass but i respect her efforts to dress for the history of the day, fuck the shade

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 January 2017 05:43 (eight years ago)

Trump’s Health Plan Would Convert Medicaid to Block Grants, Aide Says

WASHINGTON — President Trump’s plan to replace the Affordable Care Act will propose giving each state a fixed amount of federal money in the form of a block grant to provide health care to low-income people on Medicaid, a top adviser to Mr. Trump said in an interview broadcast on Sunday.

The adviser, Kellyanne Conway, who is Mr. Trump’s White House counselor, said that converting Medicaid to a block grant would ensure that “those who are closest to the people in need will be administering” the program.

A block grant would be a radical change. Since its creation in 1965, Medicaid has been an open-ended entitlement. If more people become eligible because of a recession, or if costs go up because of the use of expensive new medicines, states receive more federal money.

If Congress decides to create block grants for Medicaid, lawmakers will face thorny questions with huge political and financial implications: How much money will each state receive? How will the initial allotments be adjusted — for population changes, for general inflation, for increases in medical prices, for the discovery of new drugs and treatments? Will the federal government require states to cover certain populations and services? Will states receive extra money if they have not expanded Medicaid eligibility under the Affordable Care Act, but decide to do so in the future?

Ms. Conway, speaking on the NBC program “Sunday Today,” said that with a block grant, “you really cut out the fraud, waste and abuse, and you get the help directly” to intended beneficiaries.

shouldn't we just turn health care into a national reality show where we each receive a limited amount of money and compete for a limited amount of health care, where the "losers" can still compete for bonus health care slots by betting trumpcoins earned by watching and rating advertisements? black mirror s04e03

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:49 (eight years ago)

That spyblog is written by a former british mp. Pretty captivating tbh, even if unsourced:

Democrats, including Democrats in Obama’s government who ought to know better, have asked if James Comey had ‘a double standard’ over the investigations into Clinton and Trump. Yes; he did, and he does. He may talk about a criminal investigation. He may not talk about a current, ongoing investigation into espionage, bribery, money laundering and so forth that affects US national security.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:53 (eight years ago)

Over the summer and early autumn Democrats wrongly stated that the FBI / Comey had said they were not looking into Roger Stone and had declined to investigate Roger Stone, who announced his links to Wikileaks. This came from a Senate hearing and Mr. Comey’s testimony to Democrat Rep. Nadler. Rep. Nadler asked if Stone’s boasts constituted special circumstances, Comey said “I don’t think so.” It must have been frustrating for Comey. He was GLOMAR-ing Congress right to their face and they did not understand what was going on.

Glomar = coded way to suggest the matter is confidential due to its relevance to national security.

This is the most captivating part of her post imo -- the fbi's actions were very odd. The stuff about there being tons of moles in the fbi seems more speculative.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 05:56 (eight years ago)

idk i felt like her Jackie inspired look was cool.
her husband is an ass but i respect her efforts to dress for the history of the day, fuck the shade

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, January 23, 2017 12:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was referring to Kellyanne's patriotic coat that was actually designed in honor of London (tho hers was a coat not a dress so I suspect Thermo and I may have been discussing diff things). never even saw Melania's dress - I'm not a fashionista.

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:03 (eight years ago)

lol ok i'm in the same boat re kellyanne's getup

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 January 2017 06:11 (eight years ago)

She was going for whimsy to distract from the fact that she is an entity of pure malice and deception.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:14 (eight years ago)

Sad.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:14 (eight years ago)

that spy thing's not unsourced; it is full of garbage right-wing sources (breitbart, daily mail, heatstreet) and its elaborate comey-as-white-knight thesis makes a lot less of an impression on me than this memory continues to

i ran the movie do not resist last night (for an audience of ~4 people, doesn't get the blood up like GMOs i guess) and tho there wasn't a single mention of trump (was prob all shot before he declared) watching it this weekend made it clear what the bloc of law enforcement that's for fascism in the ferguson era looks+thinks like -- lots of talk of delusional cop-haters who don't understand that the only thing that keeps them alive in a howling void of evil and violence is law enforcement, and specifically law enforcement's capacity to inflict violence -- and then all of a sudden james comey showed up and said every night he lied to his little girl, because his little girl thought there were monsters under her bed, and he lied, and he told her monsters aren't real

good luck us!

― difficult listening hour, Sunday, November 6, 2016 6:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:20 (eight years ago)

also however interesting and suggestive you may find the heatstreet article behind the link about snowden, to say it "proves conclusively that mr. snowden is a russian agent who acted on instructions from moscow" is nonsense, it doesn't do that.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:23 (eight years ago)

Yeah it's like, a good potboiler though. The problem is whatever plausibility parts of it have is due to how in the dark we are about all of this

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:26 (eight years ago)

I dont believe snowden was a russian agent btw

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:28 (eight years ago)

IMO it does us no favors to circulate suspect articles

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:29 (eight years ago)

Well, voodoo chili was just circulating it here, among gentlemen.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 06:33 (eight years ago)

i meant the impersonal "you", or whatever you call it, "one"

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 07:04 (eight years ago)

louise mensch is up there with daniel hannan among british cranks who have somehow carved out some attention among american thoughtlords. she is not a serious person. you can ignore her.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 January 2017 07:41 (eight years ago)

The only tangentially interesting thing about Mensch is that she's generally considered to be Murdoch's current favourite attack dog. Heat Street was set up specifically to take market share on the far-right fringe of the mainstream away from Breitbart. Reinventing herself as an unhinged Hammer Of The Slavs conspiracy theorist could potentially be an indication Murdoch sees the Bannon / Trump axis as a threat.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 23 January 2017 08:17 (eight years ago)

the nytimes has run columns by mensch in its opinion pages with a totally straight face!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 08:24 (eight years ago)

i want trump gone as much as the next organism but in this climate i am tbh extremely suspicious of anyone trying that flashily to convince me that james comey is about to save the republic from russia by installing unelected president pence and his gang of newly legitimized randists

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 08:28 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/22/us/politics/donald-trump-aides-rocky-first-weekend.html

man i am fuckin stoked to see sentences like this in every news story i read now

After racing through his words of reconciliation at the C.I.A. in Langley, Va., Mr. Trump launched into a rambling, unscripted discussion that drifted to the topic of crowd size, making a series of verifiably false claims. Mr. Spicer then went to the White House briefing room for his first turn at the lectern and issued a blistering attack on reporters, made his own false claims and then stormed out without taking questions.

j., Monday, 23 January 2017 08:56 (eight years ago)

louise mensch is up there with daniel hannan among british cranks who have somehow carved out some attention among american thoughtlords. she is not a serious person. you can ignore her.

And try ignoring Farage while you're at it.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 10:06 (eight years ago)

From that 'chess' piece, lolololol @

an innocent Fox News

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 January 2017 11:07 (eight years ago)

Oh wait, is that Mensch? Hahahahaha.

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 January 2017 11:09 (eight years ago)

yeah, j., that's fine, and where was it for the preceding, oh, seven presidents?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

Is there some moral high ground you feel you achieve by being unable to discern between radically different situations?

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

you'll like this Jack Shafer column morbs - http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/journalism-media-donald-trump-214682

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

I am heartened by what seems to be general unanimity of disdain leveled at the mouthpieces of the WH. You aren't just speaking to your hypercredulous sycophants anymore, dipshits.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

p good xp

stevie, i prefer to achieve reality

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

i'll be heartened if the press keeps up this level of opposition but i remain to be convinced that it'll last - real journalism is difficult (and expensive!), and old habits die hard

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

It's not expensive to run what they give you.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)

The white house would need to dial it down for the press to change. Which, you know, they might.

That snapping turtle sean spicer will get fired soon I'd wager

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

well yeah, that was my point xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

stevie, i prefer to achieve reality

Let us know if you ever do, won't you?

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

Who would they replace Spicer with? I don't think there's a host of more competent folks waiting for their big break. Same goes for every other more important job in the WH.

This is why the cake story resonates, imo. They just walked a photograph over to the fake cake store. Lazy and dumb people run everything now.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

the cake story is unforgiveable because it gave corny twitter fuxxx another chance to revive portal memes

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

Spicer seems really ineffectual. He thinks he can holler the loud funny words like his boss but he amazingly comes off as even more petulant and infantile than Turmp. And the halting and the stammering and the big dumb suit. What a weiner.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

Even though Kellyanne has a more senior job title, I predict she is going to start doing the press conferences. She is better at deflecting tough questions without clenching the podium and shaking as Spicer likes to do.

Treeship, Monday, 23 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

He reminds me of Rocket Romano from ER, without the talent or the helicopter sticking out of his head.

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

Also what happened to the Trumpette who used to sport the assault rifle necklace?

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Who would they replace Spicer with?

john barron

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

How quickly we forget that Sean Spicer is the replacement, right? Jason Miller was the dude was supposed to do it, he got canned last minute.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 January 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

(Not to get all Afterschool Special on y'all, but it turns out that having a bloviating blowhard of a dad who likes to throw his weight around is a pretty good inoculant against these dudes who are really impressed by the volume of their own voice.)

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

i know i shouldn't be surprised, but trump

1) hasn't actually divested himself of ANYTHING yet!
2) has not set up a blind trust!
3) has not released his tax returns, and conway says he will not!

how in the world can this be!!?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

i feel like it's gonna be a revolving-door position, tbh - i'd imagine being puppeted by trump will wear thin really quickly xxp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

thanks for that image :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

i know i shouldn't be surprised, but trump

1) hasn't actually divested himself of ANYTHING yet!
2) has not set up a blind trust!
3) has not released his tax returns, and conway says he will not!

how in the world can this be!!?

because he doesn't want to, and no-one can force him to, i guess. he genuinely seems to believe that being president is like being the pope, and so he's now 100% infallible

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

i know i shouldn't be surprised, but trump

1) hasn't actually divested himself of ANYTHING yet!
2) has not set up a blind trust!
3) has not released his tax returns, and conway says he will not!

how in the world can this be!!?

In my more positive moods I imagine it's because he actually wants to get impeached.

But in truth I think it's because there's no one in charge and we have to be the change we want to see, and so therefore we are royally fucked.

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

yeah, he needs to be hammered on every one of those again and again and again but out-stubborning trump is going to take a superhuman level of stamina from the press

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

one thing that stcuk out for me from a politico article over the weekend about the secrets trump will now be privy to was this:

As president, Trump will be one of just four senior officials to learn sensitive market-moving economic data from the Labor Department up to 12 hours before it is released publicly.

i'd be amazed if he could stop himself from putting this info to use for his own benefit. but even then i dunno that proof that he enriched himself would be enough to impeach given how much shit he's managed to succesfully steamroller over already

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

He's made a category error that must be driving him bonkers: thinking that now he's the boss of 300 million people, whereas most of the public (even the ones who voted for him) are here to remind him that 300 million people are now the bosses of him.

jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Definitely think his business/celebrity means more to him than being President. Of course he's not going to give that up.

Nice to see at least a few people on CNN hammer relentlessly on this

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

The conflict lawsuits and letters have reportedly begun.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/richardhine/status/823275097909817344

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

and thus was born a thousand conservative slashfics

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

If it was in a political thriller you'd say it was too obvious/far-fetched but

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

So Comey protected Trump and ruined Clinton 'cos they're secret lovers?

Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

And Trump's id couldn't keep that under the lid?

Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

finally, the truth can be told

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

pulling out of TPP. maybe the one thing he does that has people on both the left and the right happy? I don't know enough about it myself.

akm, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

From the comments about Comey et al, it keeps reminding me that more and more people need to understand how kayfabe works, and that there are a shitloada marks out there with a lot of them being in high elected offices

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/22/white-house-refuses-release-trump-tax-returns-wikileaks

“The White House response is that he’s not going to release his tax returns,” she said. “We litigated this all through the election.”

That's not quite what you did.

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

Not that he cares, but he does realize that shifting from a lame excuse to an outright refusal makes him look like he almost certainly has something to hide, right?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

He's reached supreme hubris. May comeuppance commence.

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

Tax returns should be treated like he did Obama's birth certificate. Say he's not a real American if he doesn't produce. Also behead the cunt.

nashwan, Monday, 23 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

lol @ Wikileaks' righteousness on this issue

anyone who truly believed Trump would willingly release his tax returns is an idiot

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

tbh i don't care who leaks his returns as long as someone does, and the potential benefit of wikileaks doing it are that it would a) likely kibosh assange's plans to turn himself in to us authorities and b) it would tarnish his newfound image as an alt-right hero xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

nickname alert

@tinyrevolution
It's true all politicians lie sometimes. What's unique about our Ocher Overlord is that he does nothing BUT lie.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

kind of surprised nobody's leaked a fake tax return yet, tbh

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

hey at least he's consistent xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

she has good taste in music anyway. she must have seen this old picture of Yolandi.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16143377_10156417950487524_2258687149168409702_n.jpg?oh=4055e37209df1d92c5a620e8544ee434&oe=58FDED83

scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

btw Schwarz suggests that the Heritage Foundation is the blueprint for OO's first budget. Maybe.

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/21/anything-at-all-can-happen-in-the-age-of-trump/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

the empty suit folds again!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/23/politics/rubio-to-vote-to-confirm-tillerson-as-secretary-of-state/index.html

evol j, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

what is steve bannon's drink of choice and how many of those drinks do you think he has each day

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/steve-bannon-435-1.jpg

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

looks like gin.

scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

"Given the uncertainty that exists both at home and abroad about the direction of our foreign policy, it would be against our national interests to have this confirmation unnecessarily delayed or embroiled in controversy," Rubio said in a statement posted to his Facebook page.

better to have someone objectively terrible in-post than no-one!

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

bannon looks like he drinks methylated spirit tbh

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

"By ignoring his serious reservations about Tillerson's connections to Vladimir Putin, Marco Rubio is not only rolling over for Donald Trump, he's earning the nickname Trump gave him: Little Marco," DNC spokesman Zac Petkanas said in a statement.

oh great, we're going down this road

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

loool nice one

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

keeping to the usual standards

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

I have some bad news for Rubio, nothing he can do is going to materially diminish "the uncertainty that exists both at home and abroad about the direction of our foreign policy"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

DNC possibly conceding 8 ochre years already

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

hey ochre is a really wonderful color and im not happy about this

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Corey Robin reads The Art of the Deal:

"More than a quarter-century before he was elected, Trump set out the roadmap to victory:

The final key to the way I promote is bravado. I play to people’s fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That’s why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. I call it truthful hyperbole.

Or, as Kellyanne Conway put it today on Meet the Press, “alternative facts.”

But don’t think Trump thinks you can fake your way through life. “You can’t con people,” he advises, “at least not for long.”"

http://coreyrobin.com/2017/01/22/8561/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

the Plankton with a Hair Piece shows why he was a shitty brief writer in law school

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Was there anyone who really, truly believed that the GOP was going to vote against Trump's appointees? I mean yes, please, draw attention to it, but I don't really understand why anyone would be surprised.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

looking for insights into his character from his ghostwritten books is a waste of time. there is a decent chance that donald trump has never read the entire text of 'the art of the deal'. xp

iatee, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

yeah much better to just read the article about Tony Schwartz, the man who actually wrote the book, who spent 2 years looking for the soul of Trump and found that there was just nothing there

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

it sounds like him; given the quality of the prose, it seems likely he dictated much of it.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

i mean even the contradictions from page to page seem authentic.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

@dick_nixon
I believe my phrase was, "Rubio folds worse than your aunt playing five-card stud."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

I think Schwartz said he tried to write it in his voice? Which isn't exactly tough to imitate.

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

iatee, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

yeah no way Trump has that kind of self-awareness

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

ive read Schwartz, don't doubt him

but "I call it truthful hyperbole" tot sounds like DT letting everyone know what a sly fucker he is

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

I'd wager any one of us could write our own Art of the Deal based on careful observation of that bridge troll over the past year and change.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

that article is absolutely a must read btw, perhaps the best dissertation on Trump's "personality" I've ever read

When Schwartz began writing “The Art of the Deal,” he realized that he needed to put an acceptable face on Trump’s loose relationship with the truth. So he concocted an artful euphemism. Writing in Trump’s voice, he explained to the reader, “I play to people’s fantasies. . . . People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. I call it truthful hyperbole. It’s an innocent form of exaggeration—and it’s a very effective form of promotion.” Schwartz now disavows the passage. “Deceit,” he told me, is never “innocent.” He added, “ ‘Truthful hyperbole’ is a contradiction in terms. It’s a way of saying, ‘It’s a lie, but who cares?’ ” Trump, he said, loved the phrase.

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

sounds like herzog's ecstatic truth, "mysterious and elusive, and can be reached only through fabrication and imagination and stylization."

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 23 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

Global gag rule re-instated by Trump this morning: http://theslot.jezebel.com/trump-to-reinstate-global-gag-rule-banning-ngos-from-r-1791512471

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Will be watching this play out:

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/315537-trump-gop-set-to-battle-on-spending-cuts

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/article/trumps-new-press-secretary-five-year-running-feud--248859

this is so weird

nomar, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

Press secretary Sean Spicer will meet the White House press corps again at 1:30 p.m. Monday.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

I predict that everything goes smoothly

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

disappointed no one is liveblogging

guy really puts the spice in presser

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

@akarl_smith
MCCAIN: Trump's withdrawal from TPP is "a serious mistake"

https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/823576588159746048

@thehill
Sanders praises Trump for withdrawing US from TPP: I'll work with him on trade

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/315655-sanders-ill-work-with-trump-on-trade

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

watching now. he's been talking for ~3 min. talking about TPP now. nothing crazy yet oh wait nvm talking about overseas abortions now

flappy bird, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

I'm not convinced anyone anywhere really understands TPP and so we'll neve rknow if staying in would have been good or not

akm, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

See he sprung for a new suit

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

last time i got involved in TPP i was grounded for a week, my arguments that it was the vice principal's house, "and he's a real dickhead", didn't help

nomar, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

he just referred to the mexico city policy as a way to stop tax payer dollars from being used to fund overseas abortions and forced sterilizations. i mean

Heez, Monday, 23 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

these questions are trash

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Is Spicer ignoring a lot of high-profile reporters who'd bring up "alternative facts" and his weekend meltdown?

clemenza, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

(so are the answers obv)

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Xp yes he is Clemenza.

1st q: NY Post
2nd: Christian Broadcasting Network
3rd: Fox News

Iirc

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

someone asked if it was spicer's intention to tell the truth and not lie, in general, during his press briefings. spicer said that it was his intention (lol), and added that

"i think sometimes we may disagree with the facts."

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

Interesting way to phrase it: "We can disagree with the facts," rather than "We can disagree on the facts."

clemenza, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

Ok he's asked about the numbers now. He stands by his statement "it was the most watched inauguration"

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

Spider thinks Trumps inaug must have been the biggest because Reagan didn't have FB or Twitter ;_;

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

spider-sean

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

Autocorrect! ;)

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

i like it tbh

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

"I think sometimes we may disagree with the facts" is one of those v telling Freudian slips i think

and scary as fuck, naturally

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

"There's a tremendous excitement at the world leader level" abt Trump being elected, Spicer sez.

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_800_800/AAEAAQAAAAAAAAUPAAAAJDAwZDZhYmRjLWMyMWEtNGNkZi1iNDQ3LTUxOTYxNzIyY2Q1NQ.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

Never heard a press sec hear uttering the phrase "The American Worker" as much as guy. Commie!

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

well, 'excitement' isn't necessarily positive tbf

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

This is true, though it's not what he meant tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

god this is such trash

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

Spicerack was on in the lunchroom, put my earbuds in for alterate-facts programming

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

nice dodge on the global warming question

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

i'm working on the assumption that spider-sean is choosing his words carefully to signal attentive viewers that he is being held against his will and needs help xxxp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Caught in a web of alternate facts.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

xps. get used to trash from the trump end of things. the amount of trash from the journalistic side will be somewhat variable, but there will be a great majority of trash from there, too. real journalism will be happening anywhere but in the white house press room.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

I haven't been watching this one but the common mistake I see reporters make during press conferences is they ask 2-3 questions all at once which allows Trump or whoever to cherry pick whichever one is easiest to give a bullshit answer for and flat out ignore the others. I wish they were more direct and blunt in general.

Evan, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

WH press room has been garbage for decades

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

I mean this is def a new level of garbage but no one's ever gotten hard-hitting questions asked or answered at one afaict

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

It looks like one fairly simple equation will be: where 'the words that come out of Spicer and Conway's mouths' = trash, the reportage of the news media that they ultimately favor because of their uncritical parrot reportage X trash will always equal trash.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

Same happened today. Cannot for the life of me understand why they do this, as its proven again and again that remembering let alone answering one question proves to be v v hard on this "administration" alone. Xxp to Evan

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

Is there a boycott list of companies and media outlets who are working overtime to normalize Turmp? Not that I'd ever buy the thing, but I saw Us Weekly's 'Ivanka the sweetiepie!' cover story this weekend and just about barfed.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

I doubt that "disagree with the facts" line was a slip; I imagine the word "fact" undergoing the same colloquial shift as "theory" and "literally"

Devilock, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

Spicer said they are going to move ahead on DAPL. don't know how, or if executive branch can lift the EIS.

akm, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

💀Maggie Serota 💀 ‏@maggieserota 3m3 minutes ago

I will pay any member of the press corps $100 to ask Sean Spicer about his vendetta against Dippin' Dots.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

Spicer said they are going to move ahead on DAPL. don't know how, or if executive branch can lift the EIS.

It's easy when your policies boil down to "Fuck you, try and make me" and "Fuck you, try and stop me."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

oh wow sean spicer really is a monster

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C23W10WXEAEx0cx.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Notwithstanding his line of work, the man just can't stand a gross-feeling mouth.

maybe he should brush his fucking teeth!

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

Is there a boycott list of companies and media outlets who are working overtime to normalize Turmp? Not that I'd ever buy the thing, but I saw Us Weekly's 'Ivanka the sweetiepie!' cover story this weekend and just about barfed.

― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, January 23, 2017 1:41 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

US is with Wenner Media, who certainly know how to butter bread on both sides.

Trump's got people with American Media (National Enquirer, Globe, OK! etc.) because of course he does.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

spicer's bowel movements must be... problematic

maybe that's why he's so fucking angry all the time

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

http://pressthink.org/2017/01/send-the-interns/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

people people the dreck people

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

this is getting extremely whiney

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

I was about to say that this was pretty much a standard press conference, but he can't drop this nonsense

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

back to crowd sizes again lol

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

5 packs of gum swallowed per day nbd

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

"sacrifices the guy made" lol fuck off

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

"some days we do do the right thing"

a stopped clock...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

Johnny Manziel Verified account
‏@JManziel2

Yo @POTUS even I know to stay away from the notifications section on twitter. Shit will drive you crazy, lead the country and let them hate

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

Johnny Manziel clearly lobbying for a spot on the fitness counsel.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

stop looking at your notifications! uh, apart from this one i guess!

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

kinda weird how everyone forgot the whole Trump as Russian operative story after only a week

frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

did they?

flappy bird, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

you didn't see any signs over the weekend, perhaps

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

on gutting Medicare

https://twitter.com/tinyrevolution/status/823609972416217088

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

apologies if already linked but the details in this are amazing

https://d17oy1vhnax1f7.cloudfront.net/items/0C0C1r1M3N0G3s0R231I/steve%20brodner%20-%20trump%20cartoon.jpg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

i believe it's steve brodner but i don't know what publication it's from

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

yeah that is amazing! reminds me of Ralph Steadman

flappy bird, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

is Kushner standing on the head of Christie?

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

don jr and eric on the cheetah is amazing

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

someone upthread mentioned DAPL's return. this seems of a piece:
https://alaskaindigenous.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/federally-recognized-tribes-should-brace-for-possible-termination-policy-under-trump/

and background from the post
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-tribes-insight-idUSKBN13U1B1

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

xposts
that would make a great advent christmas calendar, with little chocolate pieces behind every butt-door. i guess they'd have to modify the trad. advent calendar so that the chocolate pieces are accessible from the back instead of the front, so it probably won't happen for that reason alone

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

Yeah except the shit comes out of their mouths, generally.

Evan, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

that's true! full steam ahead then

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlArabiya_Brk/status/823608171818352641

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

;__;

https://twitter.com/Marv_Vien/status/823621167621619713

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

FREE MELANIA

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

pretty sure that clip's reversed

sean gramophone, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

Alternative direction.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

AINALEM EERF

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

pretty sure that clip's reversed

ha yeah looking at it again you're most likely right.

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

A FEMALE REIN

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

According to documents obtained by House Democrats from the General Services Administration, the much-discussed Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C. fell well below its revenue projections in its first two months of operation.

Per the docs provided to the Democrats, the hotel pulled in revenue of $1.3 million in September and $2.8 million in October. The projections for the hotel’s first two months were $2.1 million and $4.3 million, respectively, showing a shortfall of $2.3 million.

In terms of profits, the hotel projected that it would lose $84,000 in September and make a $481,000 profit in October. Instead, the project lost $334,000 its first month and $825,000 the second month for a total loss of $1.1 million.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-in-first-two-months-of-operation-trumps-dc-hotel-lost-more-than-1-1-million/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlArabiya_Brk/status/823608171818352641

― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, January 23, 2017 3:41 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is this

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

lulz

maybe instead of donating profits from foreign officials staying at trump trump hotels to the treasury he'll end up reimbursing himself for losses from public funds instead xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

trump trump (in the butt)

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

@dick_nixon
The emoluments clause is a product of Benjamin Franklin, who was not corrupt but nevertheless enjoyed living high on the hog in France.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

xp marcos White House announced it is open to joint operations with Russia in Syria. I see it's being reported in english now, and may be old news, so sorry about that.

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

rip TPP.

how happy the Chinese administration will be now.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

ah ok thanks sufjan xp

marcos, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

love how trump is taking credit for "withdrawing" from a deal that was already DOA. heckuva job bro

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

can someone tell me why TPP is touted by so many as a complete negative? isn't having no seat at the table when it comes to trade with those pacific nations even worse in the long run? maybe there is another thread on this but idk. sorry for the derail if that's the case

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

a lot of the opposition comes from TPP's version of the "investor state dispute settlement" mechanism, which puts all sorts of corporate behavior beyond the reach of regulation and national justice systems. it also extends patent and copyright protections. in general it is a business-friendly set of agreements that further redistributes money upward. and somehow we've ended up in a situation where the beloved democratic president was pushing it, despite the opposition of US organized labor and the left in general, with his secretary of state's help, futilely it turns out. whassup with yr weird country america

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

like, this is exhibit A of how democrats are somehow now the party of global neoliberalism and the continued financialization of every aspect of the economy and republicans are somehow now the party that says it is protecting the american people from that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

the prescription drug stuff bothers me most about TPP.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Trump doesn't even know what it is and GOP being "against" it is some cynical bullshit. people believing them is just fucking pathetic.

will, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

Spicer - "Additionally, the president issued a memorandum reestablishing the Mexico City policy, stating that the United States will end the use of taxpayer dollars to fund abortions overseas along with coercive abortion and sterilization practices." which is not at all what the Mexico City policy prohibits. The Kemp-Kasten Amendment from 1985 already outlaws using federal funds for coercive abortions. Someone please call these fucks out

Heez, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

Tracer was that you that brought that same point up on the "West Experiencing a Rightward Drift" thread? I was trying to trace (lol) back why that is and was thinking that liberals (at least initially) bought into the idea that global markets meant leverage for spreading human rights/liberal ideals across the globe, with the support of capital as the carrot for oppressive regimes. An idealistic deal-with-the-devil sort of thing where people envisioned having the best of both worlds - lots of money AND freedom! Obviously things didn't work out that way.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

it's a sort of holdover from the fall of communism - "now that capitalism's all that's left, let's hitch our human rights/progressive goals to the existing system"! Instead capital took the money and ran and doesn't have any use for global labor standards, freedom of speech, human rights etc. back to nationalist plutocracy! Capital will still rebel, of course, if Trump actually tries to restrain its freedom of movement across the globe (but he won't - not in any serious way - of course)

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

OF COURSE I SAY

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

in the end the only one supporting the TPP was Obama and it made him look like a dumbass.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Also all the other non USA countries

badg, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

shakey yes that was me. yeah there's a thomas friedman strain of "no two countries with a mcdonald's have ever gone to war against each other" thesis (almost immediately disproven of course) but i'm not sure many liberals (using the American connotation of the word) were particularly warm to that. of course clinton and blair are responsible, as much as anyone, for validating and giving material, policy expression to the philosophy that progressives could be "intensely relaxed" about who benefitted from the financial markets. clinton did away with glass-steagal. etc. but yes it unfortunately goes right up through hillary and obama. there is a basic acceptance there that the values of the financial markets should be the values of our society, more or less, with a few policy stabilizers to smooth out the rough patches and throw a small bone or two to those who appear to be mysteriously sliding off hazily into the distant horizon (i.e. 99% of us)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

Hillary was against TPP as well. At the end...

Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

there is a basic acceptance there that the values of the financial markets should be the values of our society, more or less, with a few policy stabilizers to smooth out the rough patches and throw a small bone or two to those who appear to be mysteriously sliding off hazily into the distant horizon (i.e. 99% of us)

this seems like an accurate summation of what is, ultimately, a very creepy consensus.

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

in a (sad lol) funny way Trump/GOP rhetoric is now basically in agreement with that and their base loves it - the caveat is that they frame the market as currently being unfair due to too much gov't meddling + corruption, and if the playing field could just be levelled and we returned to previous eras of warring national economies somehow everybody would be better off cuz yeah things were so awesome between the industrial revolution and WWII, really worked out great for poor working families iirc.

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

Trump declares his inauguration day a 'National Day of Patriotic Devotion'

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/315735-trump-declares-inauguration-day-national-day-of-patriotic-devotion

Evan, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

the hoi poloi will be too busy dying on the front to notice how poor they are

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

xpost yeah altho trump appears to have no qualms about the government (i.e. him) meddling in the economy as long as it's in order to secure advantage against mexico, china, whoever. which i guess is what you mean about warring national economies. in any case it's a 180 from the neoliberal consensus that markets should decide where ford builds its plants, or where tchotchkes be fabricated etc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

xxp a bit late much?

flappy bird, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

http://theslot.jezebel.com/the-key-moments-from-white-house-press-secretary-sean-s-1791523983

spicer:

It’s not about one tweet, it’s not about one picture, it’s about a constant theme. It’s about sitting here every time, and being told, “No. Well we don’t think he can do that, he’ll never accomplish that, he can’t win that, it won’t be the biggest, it’s not gonna be that good, the crowds aren’t that big, he’s not that successful.” The narrative and the default narrative is always negative and its demoralizing.

sounds like leadership to me

j., Monday, 23 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

phil posters should correct me but market as organizing principle is right down at the roots of "classical liberalism" imo. locke and mill and smith (obv) and those guys. the ideal government does the minimum necessary to maintain the rights of property, contract, exchange etc from which (not a perfect society but) the ideal society in our fallen world naturally emerges. the state of nature isn't something to build walls against a la hobbes but something that we have fallen from, but can have the closest thing to.

got scrambled up w revolutionary utopianism via rousseau and jefferson and then obv outright attacked in the 19+20cs by a workers' revolutionary utopianism that forced it to make its 20c concessions (and by ww2 permanently militarizing the u.s. economy) but we are sweeping those away now (the parts not in parentheses) and what we will be left with is the dickensian world classical british liberalism helped to give rise to in the first place, but with drones and a lot less habitable land, and in a lot of the habitable places, fascism.

tracer otm that trump is not any kind of classical liberal but instead a state capitalist, or in other words, yknow, i mean i hate myself at this point too, a fascist.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

Dude just announced "We are one people, united by a common destiny and a shared purpose" - I think you're allowed to drop an f-bomb or two.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

not that most of us can even afford to stay there but are there any boycotts of Trump hotels going on?

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

tracer otm that trump is not any kind of classical liberal but instead a state capitalist, or in other words, yknow, i mean i hate myself at this point too, a fascist.

I don't think any serious person would disagree with you on this point - Trump would only disagree about it being labelled fascism

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Just trying to assess the exhaustion I feel already about Trump, and the weirdly emotional nature of all of it, and I realized this is what it's like actually living in a house with someone like him. It's like we're all living in his exhausting household, walking on eggshells, never knowing what perceived slight will set him off next, being told it's all our fault etc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Trump seems to be watching Jet Li's "Hero" for leadership pointers

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

Yes, re: Locke et al. And also: the postwar plain-old-liberal (not yet neo) consensus also got ''good for everybody'' tangled up with ''good for business'' - the rhetoric/excuses for neocolonial developmentalism is all about this. The American Left, gutted by red-baiting and red scares, and against a background of what appeared to be continually expanding access to prosperity, was really in a poor position to articulate a real critique of global capital and trade.

That's not to wipe out what's different about neoliberalism - just to say that there's not necessarly an earlier moment where the Dems were consistently and coherently opposed to exploitation, corporate-friendly foreign/trade policy, and things which down the line spelled disaster for US workers. I should look more into how they handled stuff like automation in domestic manufacture, though.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

by throwing unions under the bus, presumably

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

read that as "onions" at first, got very confused

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

it was the style of the time

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

Trump has kinda nudged me into embracing existential nihilism

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

can't tell you how refreshing it was to think of something else for 8 hours today tho. probably the first time I've looked forward to work in ages.

Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

phil posters should correct me but market as organizing principle is right down at the roots of "classical liberalism" imo. locke and mill and smith (obv) and those guys. the ideal government does the minimum necessary to maintain the rights of property, contract, exchange etc from which (not a perfect society but) the ideal society in our fallen world naturally emerges. the state of nature isn't something to build walls against a la hobbes but something that we have fallen from, but can have the closest thing to.

got scrambled up w revolutionary utopianism via rousseau and jefferson and then obv outright attacked in the 19+20cs by a workers' revolutionary utopianism that forced it to make its 20c concessions

and we got the coziest accommodation between capital and labor after WWII, in part driven by Keynesian spending on the military complex, completing another Keynesian experiment in reviving Europe with the Marshall Plan, and laying the groundwork for NAFTA's One World, of which the previous thirty years had been a harbinger. Learning a half decade ago that CIA fronts paid for the New York intellectual crowd's pursuits and the boards of regents/trustees at major public and private universities was one of the minor shocks of my life -- and appropriate.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

Can anyone recommend a site with a good, quick daily rundown of federal government activities plus, y'know, outrageous shit like question-free press conferences full of lies? Like, I know where to go for fleshed-out news on this stuff but it would be super helpful if there was a stripped-down, bulleted list somewhere that summarized everything that happened in a given day. Politico's 45 blog is about the closest thing I've found to what I'm thinking of but I'm looking for something with even more concision, if possible.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

Trump has kinda nudged me into embracing existential nihilism

I'm subsisiting on a diet of Trotsky, Robespierre and Wilhelm Reich.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

xxp:

An important thing about TPP was it was the trade extension of Obama's pivot to the Pacific, an (admittedly flawed) attempt to enact a free trade zone to the frontline states, excluding China. China has presented their own free trade zone proposals to replace it. After a few years of Trump, I'd expect TPP signatories like Vietnam and Malaysia to be far more amenable to the Chinese offer.

Free Melania (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

Vertiginous flashback: Ed Rollins is on tonight's CNN panel. (Worked for Reagan, hosted Crossfire, tried to latch onto Perot at one point.) Kayleigh McEnany will still being going strong in 2050.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

It took a while before I learned that the TPP and the TTIP wasn't the same thing. It's a bit weird to see fellow Europeans up in arms on an agreement, as if it's the worst thing ever, and amongst Americans it's a complete afterthought. Was TPP going to be signed first?

Trump has already declared he wants to do a free trade agreement with post-brexit Britain, btw, I'd assume that would be quite aligned with the views of capital.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

I'm sure the UK will do well out of that deal.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

has this been posted and/or refuted yet?

https://patribotics.wordpress.com/2017/01/17/dear-mr-putin-lets-play-chess-louise-mensch-trump-russia/

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/donald-and-melania-trump-inauguration-smile-video.html

The celebrated inauguration clip is for real, guys.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

can someone tell me why TPP is touted by so many as a complete negative? isn't having no seat at the table when it comes to trade with those pacific nations even worse in the long run? maybe there is another thread on this but idk. sorry for the derail if that's the case

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, January 23, 2017 5:32 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imo almost no one really has opinions about or knowledge of specific trade deals a priori, they just have ideological priors on "Trade Deals" in general that they clumsily apply. this applies to Trump (used anti-China language against TPP when TPP is about cornering China, who are now going to pass their own version), the left (who used a NAFTA or PNTR-style 'don't trade with poor countries' argument even though TPP was 95% rich countries US already has trade deals with) and the right (who used Econ 101 wine-and-cloth Ricardian-type arguments even though TPP is more about IP and even moreso about geopolitics). even economists who study trade are surprisingly ignorant about the content of trade deals; it's seen as province of bureaucrats and lawyers. Obama is prob one of the few people who has read the TPP, and just cuz it was his job. recently Clara Jeffreys (the current editor of Mother Jones, reviled by the left for taking some questionable editorial decisions like a profile of pre-punched 'Dapper Young White Supremacist' Richard Spencer but also for being a milquetoast centrist) tweeted a point similar to the one i'm making right now, but in the process confused TTP for TTIP (a trade deal with Europe) (tweet was deleted but photo here) so even the editor of a left-wing magazine who argues that people don't know the contents of trade deals herself doesn't know the contents of trade deals, nor knows how to distinguish them by name! yet we can't resist having opinions on them so u do what u can do

flopson, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

good god

WASHINGTON — President Trump used his first official meeting with congressional leaders on Monday to gripe about his loss of the popular vote, falsely telling the lawmakers that he would have won a majority if millions of illegal immigrants had not voted against him.

The claim, which he has made before on Twitter, has been judged to be untrue by numerous fact-checkers. But the new president’s willingness to bring it up at Monday’s White House reception in the State Dining Room is an indication that he remains focused on his election even assuming power.

Trump is trying to keep the positive feelings of election 2016 alive throughout his entire presidency!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

I'm pretty sure the IP lawyers and multinational technology firms who were given exclusive access to the portions that apply to their businesses knew what was in it

so my ideological prior that I'd like to clumsily apply on trade deals are that they should go down like other rulemaking that has a diplomatic component - with the occasional gasp of transparency in between necessary closed-door sessions with foreign governments

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)

I'm starting to think between losing the popular vote, having an approval rating below 40 percent, the low inaugural turnout, and the post-inaugural protests, he may have actually lost his mind. This may be the beginning of a genuine downward spiral into dementia...and I can only hope Americans will band together and do everything they can to exacerbate it and speed it along.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)

TPP (RIP) was probably terrible because 1. the way we do trade negotiations has traditionally resulted in pretty terrible stuff where 100% of the medium and long term benefits accrue to capital at the expense of workers, the environment and democratic institutions 2. it was done the same old way

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

xpost I just suggested that very thing on FB. Egg him into incessant dick-measuring contests so he never gets anything of substance done.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

total denial of service attack on donald trump's remaining brain cells

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

This article gives me even more hope. Not just the portrait of total chaos inside the White House, but the fact that this many people are willing to anonymously leak to the papers on Day Three.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

ty for yr post flopson, illuminating

schlump, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

i appreciate this thread as a respite from the doom and gloom crowd on FB as at least shit gets talked about analytically here rather than the same bullet points getting ramrod over and over.

i basically had a friend bully me into giving my opinion on the Patriot's Day thing and chide me for not responding to him immediately. like Old Lunch said a while back, i'll lose the rest of my mental health soon if I don't take a break every now and then.

xxpost lol damn it I was just about to post that article

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)

This article gives me even more hope. Not just the portrait of total chaos inside the White House, but the fact that this many people are willing to anonymously leak to the papers on Day Three.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, January 23, 2017

it's the Reagan years again, with a sociopath giving orders instead of a nullity being ordered and anonymous aides leaking.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

OTM

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

One suggested that Conway’s office on the second floor of the West Wing, as opposed to one closer to the Oval Office, was a sign of her diminished standing. Though Conway took over the workspace previously occupied by Valerie Jarrett, who had been Obama’s closest adviser, the confidant dismissively predicted that Trump would rarely climb a flight of stairs.

jmm, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

As Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo put it on Twitter (spread across four tweets):

Will say this again: Day 3 of the administration & the White House not only leaks like crazy but leaks about some of the most intimate and mortifying details of the President's behavior, hurt feelings, ego injury, self-destructive rages over tweets, press failure to accept his own perception of his historic role. We've never seen this level of leaking, with this little respect for the president's dignity or reputation THIS EARLY.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

Trump will probably be atop a building one day saying he is going to jump, then will back down, thanking the American people for begging him to get down, while crowds in the streets actually stood there daring him to do it.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)

Are these leakers different people than his inner circle during the campaign? If so, why weren't they leaking then?

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

cos he had to do that to win, in their mind, whereas now the election is over and he's not moving on like they foolishly expected since he never moves on

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

His inner circle was leaking like a sieve during the campaign, they were just called 'a senior Trump campaign official said ___' or 'sources close to Donald Trump'

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

John Barron

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

sounds like a member of the Spin Doctors

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

you guys are gonna need a thread per week

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

"you guys"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

These are also deep state leakers. RNC lifer leakers. Career civil service leakers.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

btw if you guys want to start a band called the Deep State Leakers please go ahead that one's free

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:51 (eight years ago)

Alternatively that is a great new name for the local concussionball team

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 03:52 (eight years ago)

pee-themed i like it

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:06 (eight years ago)

this little respect for the president's dignity or reputation THIS EARLY.

TBH, Trump compromised both of those way before he'd announced his candidacy.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

He is a clownish phony who

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

man if we can run our own celebrity in 2020 , I'm all about Killer Mike

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

Are these leakers different people than his inner circle during the campaign?

From what I understand, Trump had a very limited campaign staff compared to most nominees. His political connections are also quite limited, since he has never held office before. So, it would be impossible to staff the White House entirely from his inner circle and his confidantes, especially since so many of his inner circle are his immediate family members. I think he has more ex-wives than close friends.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

How long before he tries to give Bill Clinton a job, do you think?

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

I think he has more ex-wives than close friends.

Like Bob Dylan says, I'm not gonna tell you why that is.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 05:06 (eight years ago)

ty for yr post flopson, illuminating

― schlump, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 02:47 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huh? flopson said 'no one knows what's in it, people are just against it or for it based on what they think is in it' which 1) isn't true, which has 2) been demonstrated in this very thread

anyway it's great and all that trump admin is in chaos but the narrative still belongs to him. chaos just means he's not yet executing on his vision. none of this means means anything if in six months we get headlines like 'after rocky start, trump in driver's seat'. democrats need to start articulating their positive case NOW, which is difficult when there's no actual 'leader' of the party the way there is in other countries, and without the megaphone of a national presidential contest. i think all roads really do point to 'think globally, act locally' - we all need to work on our issues, organize, pressure candidates, participate in actions, force things into the press. the trump car-crash is entertaining but it's court politics - like reading about what's happening inside versailles.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 07:58 (eight years ago)

lol i didn't realise there was a whole NOTHER thread about dems/repubs and how to differentiate. lot of overlap on these, plus the "rightward drift" thread. i'm going to stay here because that thread title is so annoying tho. anyway join me on the rightward drift thread for an exciting copy-paste of a dean baker link

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 08:02 (eight years ago)

I think he has more ex-wives than close friends.

And they're certainly not his friends.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:43 (eight years ago)

(I now read schlump's response to flopson as brutal sarcasm)

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:56 (eight years ago)

ah gotcha

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)

So is Der Dipshit staying overnight at the White House?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

I hope the staff hangs outside his door and makes ghost sounds.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

here's a nice counterpoint brodner made to the amazing portrait of trump's circle upthread, this time for The Nation

https://d17oy1vhnax1f7.cloudfront.net/items/0c180m0x0w2742343Q2W/brodner%20marches.jpg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for me, because I'm needy".

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when Turnip finds out that his people have been talking to the WaPo.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

(I now read schlump's response to flopson as brutal sarcasm)

ya so did I. I'm still right tho :)

flopson, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7B56xok9M

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

that brodner image (which isn't showing for me, but works on chrome as it's an odd image format (RIFF / WEBPVP8)):

https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/FoxPiven-20170206_img.jpg

koogs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

wow @ that Triumph video

so good

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

Can the president make his staff sign NDAs? Or does he have the power to just declare all internal communications top secret or something?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

no one can stop leaks.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

even when you block a dump sometimes there's still leaks

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

hard lols at that triumph video

hard, bitter lols

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

I'm just thinking that the threat of legal reprisal seems to have been Turnip's weapon of choice to keep his shit from leaking as a private citizen. Without that in his toolbox, it seems likely that we're in for years of santorum as far as the eye can see.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

just when i'd forgotten about santorum :(

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

bye bye EPA

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/environmental-protection-grants-staff_us_5886825be4b0e3a7356b575f

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

Lol @ instant leak

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

so this whole "nobody is allowed to talk about this" is textbook fascism isn't it?

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

O.J.'s a big surprise--glad they didn't fall for the silly not-a-real-film idea.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

0-for-3 in one post (including rong thread), very impressive

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

Lexi Alexander
‏@Lexialex
I'm a naturalized American so US politics still confuse me sometimes. What does it take for someone not to be confirmed by Senate? Murder?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

bye bye EPA

not quite yet, i don't think. or at least not death by grant-freezing.

there's a lot of uncertainty about it right now since full details haven't come out. a better story on it is here: https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-administration-imposes-freeze-on-epa-grants-and-contracts

Much about any freeze at the EPA remains unclear, including whether it affects only new grants and contracts, or may also affect the roughly $6.4 billion worth of federal contracts the EPA already has in place. EPA press offices across the country did not immediately respond to calls and emails requesting comment.

at any rate, have fun attempting to quickly review billions of dollars worth of task orders and work assignments, trump administration

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

President Trump on Tuesday is expected to give the go-ahead for construction of two controversial oil pipelines, the Keystone XL and the Dakota Access, a White House official tells NPR's Tamara Keith.

The pipelines had been stopped during the Obama administration. The State Department rejected a permit for the Keystone pipeline from Canada, and President Obama ordered work halted on the Dakota pipeline after Native American groups and other activists protested its route near culturally sensitive sites in North Dakota.

http://www.npr.org/2017/01/24/511402501/trump-to-give-green-light-to-keystone-dakota-access-pipelines

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

xxpost Lexi, perhaps the confirmation hearings make more sense if you imagine a curtain opening before they begin and an audience applauding the performance after the house lights have come up.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

this is probably another thread, but i fear for the safety of protesters during the trump-era.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

That is a valid fear, unfortunately.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

a bunch of bills in pipeline criminalizing protest on state level

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

the DAPL starting up again is the moment i've been dreading

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

U.S. Dept of Defense
‏@DeptofDefense
Social media postings sometimes provide an important window into a person’s #mentalhealth. Know what to look for.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

^Seven Days in May, 2017-style

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

Criminalizing peaceful protest seems like a dumb thing that will trigger retaliatory unpeaceful protest but what do I know.

I honestly love this loose lips tone that's already being established within the new administration. 'Don't talk about any of this.' 'Yeah, no, I'm gonna go talk about it now.'

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

it's not so much criminalizing the act, but tightening existing penalties on certain types of crime, and giving protest greater leverage to disperse protesters blocking roads "by any means necessary" (shudder), and allow motorists greater leverage to strike a protester with their vehicle and not face criminal charges if it was an 'accident'.

not that this makes me feel any better. have to imagine some would get challenged on the SCOTUS level.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

at this point I fully expect the gov't to murder some people over the DAPL and Keystone Pipelines

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

yeah in ND i believe one would lessen penalties for striking a protestor and in MN it'd make penalties stiffer for blocking freeways

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Talking about what you've been told not to talk about is key.

So is talking about the fact that you were told not to talk about it. "Hey guys, ixnay on the eakslays!"

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

(triplexp to Old Lunch)

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

http://i66.tinypic.com/5wkvnr.jpg

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

btw ICYMI Schumer voted for Pompeo, fuck him, he needs to croak

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/23/14-senate-democrats-fall-in-line-behind-trump-cia-pick-who-left-door-open-to-torture/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

for once, Morbs otm

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

roll of Pompeo t.p.:

John Donnelly of Indiana
Dianne Feinstein of California
Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota
Tim Kaine of Virginia
Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota
Joe Manchin of West Virginia
Claire McCaskill of Missouri
Jack Reed of Rhode Island
Brian Schatz of Hawaii
Chuck Schumer of New York
Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Mark Warner of Virginia
Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Dianne Feinstein of California

god I hate her, just retire already

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

Re. Navratilova: O if only there were one or more persons of Eastern European extraction, closely affiliated with the administration, who might be able to provide some perspective on communism.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

Eight states have protest-banning bills in the offing, including Virginia

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/23/lawmakers-in-eight-states-have-proposed-laws-criminalizing-peaceful-protest/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

ALEC has been busy

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

The US Department of Agriculture has banned scientists and other employees in its main research division from publicly sharing everything from the summaries of scientific papers to USDA-branded tweets as it starts to adjust to life under the Trump administration, BuzzFeed News has learned.

According to an email sent Monday morning and obtained by BuzzFeed News, the department told staff — including some 2,000 scientists — at the agency’s main in-house research arm, the Agricultural Research Service (ARS), to stop communicating with the public about taxpayer-funded work.

“Starting immediately and until further notice, ARS will not release any public-facing documents,” Sharon Drumm, chief of staff for ARS, wrote in a department-wide email shared with BuzzFeed News.

“This includes, but is not limited to, news releases, photos, fact sheets, news feeds, and social media content,” she added.
Indeed, the last tweet from ARS’s official account was sent the day before Trump’s inauguration on Jan. 20.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

just more stuff to leak

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

well on our way towards @RealDonaldTrump becoming the government's only mode of communication

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

I'm glad someone finally has the courage to protect us from knowing what our tax dollars are being used for.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

Senate Banking Committee in unanimous voice vote to advance Ben Carson for HUD. Why the fuck would Brown and Warren vote "yes?"

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

yeah I will never understand this "eh, I'll just throw my vote away who cares" method of voting

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

hypnotised by the soothing voice of the world's sleepiest brain surgeon xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

Bc no one better would be nominated if carson failed to get through.

Bigger question: why did a single person vote to approve rex tillerson?

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

lol @ this weak ass resistance to Trump by way of complaining loudly about him and everything he stands for then giving him everything he wants

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

Russia investigation is going to be killed and no one's going to care

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

I think their logic is m/l 'if you oppose everything it's harder to highlight the battles you actually want to fight'

things a bit different when you control the senate and your vote matters

iatee, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

it's what they did (mostly) with W

xxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Brian Schatz of Hawaii

as this guy was appointed by the last governor over the dying inouye's chosen heir, and that governor was in pretty short order abandoned by the party and replaced w a nullity, i can't imagine he'd've been too hard to dislodge had he not just won a full term :/

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

MJ Lee ‏@mj_lee 4m4 minutes ago

Amazing:
Sen. Brown: Trump said he’s working with you on a replacement plan... Is that true?
Price: It’s true that he said that, yes.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Trump tweeted a panoramic pic of his inauguration crowd, but the photog company put the wrong date on it: Jan 21

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/823937936056008704

Devilock, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

Hero:

http://i.imgur.com/MG2Cfsk.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Replacement plan for what ACA?

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

i imagine a day in the White House goes like...

"I have a decree to issue today"
'Mr President, you can't issue decrees. You can sign Executive orders....'
"I can do whatever I want. I want this decree written on a scroll with...."
'Mr President, come on. I've just told you that you can't do this.'
"Someone doesn't want the solid gold toilet I promised him"
'......Fine. What should the decree say?'

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

leaving aside the date on the picture for a sec, the font the photographer used is criminal

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

I'd like to believe that the incorrect date on the photograph is intentional. If I had any direct association with Turnip, I'd consider it my patriotic duty to do every tiny thing I could to undermine his delusions of grandeur and hopefully drive him to an aneurysm.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

http://www.gq.com/story/white-house-report-trump-sad?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

Awwwwwwww, him need a hanky to dwy up them widdle tears? Go cry yourself into a coma, you ogre.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

Oh, didn't realize that was just a recap of WaPo. But I'm sure we'll get more leaked news about his blues.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

oh i didn't read th original or see it here.i haven't been able to keep up

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

NC state lawmaker says shouting at current or former gov't officials should be punishable by 5 years in prison

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article128185274.html

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

comic relief

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-white-house-is-reportedly-already-talking-about-sean-spicers-replacement/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

we need a femme bot from fox news reprogrammed for white house duty, stat

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

I'm pretty sure trump's idea of the job he ran for, and he now must do, was based more in fantasy than in familiarity with its demands. it isn't surprising that now that he's in office and the excitement of the campaign is over, he's starting to feel depressed about the fine mess he's gotten himself into. his entire cushy life of ease and power has been turned upside down and there's four long years of grueling work and endless ridicule stretching out ahead.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

I'm surprised by this not because it wasn't obvious that Trump was capable of acting this way throughout his election, but once he won, he did temporarily seem a wee bit more chill, if still not petty as hell.

I expected him to grouse privately about these things but really didn't think on his first few days of Presidency, considering how light and ass-kissy they are, that he'd publicly go to war with the press and public. I figured this type of thing would happen a bit later, after a few months when the job started to get to him.

this is exciting me a little cos it makes me think there's a chance if we needle, but how many times did he have these moments during his campaign only to have someone on staff finally get through to him and he shut up for a while? But part of that was also due to it being a campaign and having to cover the other candidate, which isn't a problem anymore.

There should be a bounty amongst the journalists - obviously, the news has to be legit and sourced as per always, but something like:

$100 to each journalist who gets Trump to call him out by name on Twitter
$150 to any journalist who gets Trump to give a veiled threat on Twitter
$200 to any journalist wh ogets called out by name in other newspapers/zines
$250 to any journalist whose claims are still being refuted by Trump in the press a week after initial print

etc

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

xp the pope quit, why can't he

j., Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

A White House source tells Axios that despite only days on the job, Donald Trump‘s senior staff is already looking for someone to replace press secretary Sean Spicer.

Maybe just publicly fire him but keep him on the job for 4 years and then replace him with something beautiful and cheaper.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

the pope quit, why can't he

he would have to devise a story about quitting that cast himself as the brilliant hero who once again has triumphed over his foes. he's a lot more brittle than Palin, who just said fuck it and quit.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

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Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

oooh, that's going to ruffle feathers on the hill bigly

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

Congressional Budget Office projections reveal the strain that the debt will have on the economy as President Trump embarks on plans to slash taxes and ramp up spending

which means that when the Dems win the president within four to eight years the GOP will start another fight about the debt and deficits.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

Xpost Yeah, that will work. He should hire Hillary Clinton as his press person. She has nothing better to do, and of course she is a fantastic liar, am I right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

I mean, Trump's right - Spicer looks horrible on TV.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

makes sense he wanted/wants a woman to be PS, tho Kellyanne would be wasted in that position

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

I am relatively ignorant about the full scope and details of World War II, so I have been reading this great book, Inferno, which is the entire history of the war with color added from all sorts of quotes and anecdotes from pretty much everybody but the usual suspects. I just passed a bit where one of Stalin's top generals yells at Stalin and throws a total fit because Stalin had killed all his previous military leaders and replaced them with a bunch of useless idiots with little experience.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

who dared to yell at the Marshal?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

hmmm have been idly considering re-reading Court of the Red Tsar, thx for reminding me

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

so I have been reading this great book, Inferno

i just picked this up myself! i took art history in high school instead of european history so i don't know anything about WWII, but i do know a bunch of random shit about caravaggio

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

This cartoon villainy is really tiring irl

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

it's definitely exhausting, some small solace in that there's millions of us and only one of him, and it's probably more exhausting for him

so fingers crossed for an aneurysm or heart attack

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

lol Spicer standing by that "millions voted illegally" shit but can't cite any evidence

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

like...if he and Trump really believed that, and that ties into his 'we need a wall' narrative, why isn't he pushing it further beyond just bringing it up at pressers casually?

he isn't even good at obfuscating things or deflection

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

they don't need facts

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

facts don't do what they want them to

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

I'm sure Trump really does believe it cuz he needs it to protect his ego, GOP goes along w it cuz they need it to justify voter suppression

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

but even as rhetoric, it's particularly weak.

at least when Romney implied Obama drove up the cost of gas, he had facts at his disposal, just subverted the actual reasoning for the difference in gas prices to something nonsensical.

this isn't even Wizard of Oz quality

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

plenty of people believe trump on that

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/823959492320788480

staffers are laughing at him

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

this is more of classic fascist media tactics - undermine fact-based narrative w false claims, outrage the opposition, confuse the uninformed, empower loyalists

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

someone get Merkley an oxygen tank

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

god why do i watch this shit. this presser is so depressing

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

depressering

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

I've seen this shared all over the place recently:

http://www.favreau.info/misc/14-points-fascism.php

Evan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

more court intrigue. the breitbart faction must feel like its losing round 1 of the power struggle vs reincecorp.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-rebekah-mercer-robert-mercer-donors-234030

Tensions between President Donald Trump’s senior political aides and a pair of his most important donors are threatening to upend plans for an outside political group expected to play a key role in advancing his agenda.

Now, just days after Trump’s inauguration, the donors expected to provide much of the funding for the group — the hedge fund billionaire Robert Mercer and his daughter, Rebekah Mercer — are considering abandoning the effort and launching an independent effort of their own, a half-dozen sources with knowledge of the situation told POLITICO.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

hey guys i just learned that pipelines are going to solve racial injustice and inner city crime

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

POLITICO earning Charles Pierce's nickname Tigerbeat on the Potomac, I see.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

yeah not super important but if the mercers are unhappy, then I'm happy

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

by the way this is, uh, kind of terrifying

https://thinkprogress.org/federal-prosecutors-slap-felony-charges-on-more-than-200-inauguration-protesters-92e3154a8fd1#.1coysckzi

, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

I am relatively ignorant about the full scope and details of World War II, so I have been reading this great book, Inferno, which is the entire history of the war with color added from all sorts of quotes and anecdotes from pretty much everybody but the usual suspects. I just passed a bit where one of Stalin's top generals yells at Stalin and throws a total fit because Stalin had killed all his previous military leaders and replaced them with a bunch of useless idiots with little experience.

― Josh in Chicago

would have thought stalin, of all people, could at least have come up with some useful idiots

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Comey staying on as FBI director because of course he is

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/24/politics/james-comey-fbi-trump/index.html

akm, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

from the protestor felony article:

Arrest reports show the department is using the exact same language to describe its reasons for arresting all 200-plus caught in the round-up, without offering specific allegations of individual property destruction.

this tactic didn't work out very well for the DOJ when they arrested two entire biker gangs for a massive brawl a couple years ago. obviously not the same scenario but its some obvious bullshit.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

The thing is the general throwing the fit was one of those useless idiots. From Inferno:

The credentials of the hoary old Bolshevik general Kliment Voroshilov, charged with the defence of Leningrad, rested solely upon his loyalty to stalin; he despised professional soldiers and understood nothing of military science. Moscow dispached a large food convoy to the city, but Voroshilov decided that to acknowledge a need for it would represent defeatism. He diverted the supplies elsewhere, and launched impromptu assaults on the Germans which yielded only slaughter.
...
(relieved from command of the Leningrad front) Voroshilov, flown back to Moscow, dared to denouce Stalin to his face, shouting: "You have yourself to blame for all this! You're the one who annihilated the Old Guard of the army; you had our best generals killed!" When Stalin demurred, the old revolutionary seized a salver bearing a roast suckling pig and smashed it down on the table. Voroshilov was fortunate to escape a firing squad.

BTW, inept loyalty has its perks: Voroshilov was in the Central Committee to his death in 1969, was awarded Hero of the Soviet Union twice, and had three towns named after him.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

The most useless of idiots tend to crow the loudest about the 'uselessness' of other 'idiots', in my experience.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

Some 230 people have been charged with felony rioting in Superior Court after Washington, D.C. police responded to a handful of property destruction incidents on Inauguration Day by rounding up everyone who was in the area at the time.

How is this fair?

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

it's not, why ask

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

lol Voroshilov was my guess but I didn't wanna look it up

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

arrest style also implemented by Bloomberg in 2004 during NYC Repug convention. NYC eventually had to pay.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

a struggle in any language

“For translators, Trump is an unprecedented and desolating struggle,” wrote professional translator Bérengère Viennot in the French version of Slate last month.

In the widely circulated article, Ms Viennot lamented the president’s disjointed syntax, run-on sentences and limited vocabulary.

“When it comes to speaking of something other than his victory, he clings desperately to the words contained in the question put to him, without succeeding in completing his own thought,” she wrote.

“The poverty of the vocabulary is striking.”

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/01/24/translators-are-struggling-interpret-donald-trump

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

copy I thought I would never read

Balancing clarity while retaining the style of speech can be a struggle, as can be relaying the president’s sarcasm and metaphors.

“When he says Mexicans are rapists, he’s talking about crime, but when he says China is raping America, he’s talking about economics,” Ms Caicedo said.

“We cannot translate it literally as ‘China is sexually abusing America’.”

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

I don't see why not. Whatever it takes to broadcast his lunacy.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

On the other hand, Google translate to Russian, Chinese, and back to English makes even scripted Trump verbiage more bearable:

Mothers and children trapped in our inner city poverty; from plants, like the tombstone rusty scattered in our country; the educational system is cashy, but leaves us young and handsome students, lack of knowledge; with crime and gangs and drugs Pirates have so much unused potential as too much life to rob us of the country.
The American massacre stopped here and immediately ceased.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

someone at NPS defying Trump:

https://twitter.com/BadlandsNPS/status/823978872152715265

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

you can rationalize E Warren voting for Carson however you like, but the rhetoric here is str8up bullshit

https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/823967305751285770

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

seeing tweets that the only person who voted "no" on every Trump appointment was Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.

so guess who's runnin in 2020!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

I assume the behind the scenes argument is that at least Ben Carson has, like, some post-graduate schooling so better to vote for him than whatever convicted arsonist Trump would pick to replace him, but generally speaking any vote for Ben Carson is straight bullshit, I agree.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

Gillibrand def has a permission slip

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

she's running for president

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

vs Cuomo? that should be another reason to move to Sri Lanka interesting

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

vs Zuckerberg iirc

Headphone Jack (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

xpost I'm impressed someone identified that "Inferno" passage/anecdote so quickly! How did you do that?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

Dan Brown isn't your little secret

Evan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

you can rationalize E Warren voting for Carson however you like, but the rhetoric here is str8up bullshit

https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/823967305751285770

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 24, 2017 3:49 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea fuck this. ridiculous, ugh fuck these people

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

fuck sherrod brown too

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

ooohhh that Inferno? i saw the movie a couple months ago, it was fucking awful lmao

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

vs Cuomo? that should be another reason to move to Sri Lanka interesting

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius),

To quote Lawywers Guns and Money blog: “I voted against every single person Donald Trump nominated for his Cabinet.” And that’s a pretty compelling message. That no one else seems to understand what is going to play in 2018 and 2020 is more than a little dispiriting. But hey, I’m sure a few Democratic votes for Betsy DeVos and Tom Price will totally get Manchin and Heitkamp legit home state cred!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

seriously what is the upside for voting these terrible nominees?

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

That no one else seems to understand what is going to play in 2018 and 2020 is more than a little dispiriting

it's totally predictable, esp at this early stage, so I'm not really surprised or dispirited about it. Manchin and Heitkamp were p doomed anyway.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

also is there somewhere you can easily look up who voted for each nominee?

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

seriously what is the upside for voting these terrible nominees?

so much quid pro quo goes on in the Senate and most of it is not apparent to us lowly voters. that's my guess anyway. they're gambling that a vote now will be a chit that can be called in later.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)

you mean a twit

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)

that could be a good sound-byte but it's also purely symbolic so whatever, don't waste breath getting mad about it imo

flopson, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

Manchin thinks that his feeble, cruel centrism will endear him to the president, WV voters, and the petrochemical thieves that have turned his state into a fertilizer field.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon were guests at Linda McMahon's hearing today:

http://www.avclub.com/article/triple-h-accidentally-stole-show-linda-mcmahons-se-248992

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

Xpost What the fuck does Dan Brown have to do with anything?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

I would prefer the honesty of "look, we're the minority and I want to save my no votes for maximum impact" - which I would still disagree with but is a defensible strategy - rather than bullshitting that they believe anything Pompeo or Carson said. I guess by highlighting promises they think they can stick it to these guys/Trump later, but pleeeeease.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)

Hoping McMahon's SBA will offer interest-free loans to get my staff juiced to the gills. Comic boxes can be heavy.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Manchin thinks that his feeble, cruel centrism

who was it that said "people in the middle of the road get run over"? Bob Marley?

generally seems true of Senators/Reps ime

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

if all these clowns get confirmed, then why even hold these hearings in the first place? this Cabinet is stacked with people who have no clue what their departments even do or are actively hostile towards their goals. what does it take?

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

Xpost What the fuck does Dan Brown have to do with anything?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 4:36 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was just a dumb book joke

Evan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

the Dems never had the votes to block these nominees. what they're doing is delaying things, trying to score points, and make Trump look weak/ineffective.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

the only guy that even remotely had a chance of being blocked was p Tillerson and Rubio n McCain quickly caved

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

quid pro quo

what is the quid in most of these, though? a margin for the majority in case of surprise vote shortfalls? and how is that so valuable to anyone in the majority that they will give away assurances of future pros to those in the minority?

j., Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

maybe it's my lefty elite culture bubble but sounds like the intital DeVos went pretty poorly (beyond just the lol memes) and that gave me some hope, but i'm sure it will all be "cleared up" during her follow up hearing

will, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

what is the quid in most of these, though?

In the Senate, symbolic shit matters. respect matters. cooperating matters. idk about this specifically tho after all I am not a Senator or Senate staffer

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

like, why do you think everyone in the Senate, including his colleagues, hates Ted Cruz?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

His Innsmouth look?

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

i thought Senate collegiality was famously dead; you know, the let's-have-a-drink bonhomie that makes Cokie Roberts mist up.

who was it that said "people in the middle of the road get run over"? Bob Marley?

well states are considering laws that allow cops to run over demonstrators too

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

sorry if i seem cynical but it's basically already legal for cops to shoot black americans anytime they want without ever being held accountable, right? though i guess permitting cops to run over people as well as shoot them expands what's permissible.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

that is not what those laws say btw

I know we all have the same goals, but it's cool when our side adheres to facts and shit

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

meanwhile, this dude literally shoots someone and does not get charged

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/uw-shooting/

The man’s Facebook page indicates he is a supporter of Trump, Yiannopoulos and the National Rifle Association.

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

the "running over" thing I read has to do specifically with minimizing penalties for "accidentally" running over protestors who are blocking roadways, I don't think it has anything to do with law enforcement.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

Republicans in Indiana last week prompted uproar over a proposed law that would instruct police to use “any means necessary” to clear protesters off a roadway.

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/19/republican-lawmaker-targets-indiana-protesters-obstructing-traffic/96763926/

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/23/lawmakers-in-eight-states-have-proposed-laws-criminalizing-peaceful-protest/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

ah I was thinking of the South Dakota one

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

so many to keep track of :(

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Obama nominations confirmation roll call votes

Timothy Geithner (Treasury) 60–34 (GOP 10-30)
Kathleen Sebelius (HHS) 65-31 (GOP 9-31)
Eric Holder (AG) 75–21 (GOP 19-21)
Hilda Solis (Labor) 80-17 (GOP 24-17)
Ron Kirk (Trade) 92-4 (GOP 38-3)

If the Dems can't muster more opposition to this horrible batch of nominees than the GOP did after a landslide defeat, then perhaps the two-party system should be put out of its misery.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

ah I was thinking of the South Dakota one

― Οὖτις, 24. januar 2017 23:37 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so many to keep track of :(

― Οὖτις, 24. januar 2017 23:38 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For what it's worth, there's nothing in the Indiana bill about police being able to run people over, and the democrats seem to think more about firehoses and dogs. So Morbs still seem to mix things together. (Also, it's North Dakota, shakey)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

let's disperse fred 'by any means nec'

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

If the Dems can't muster more opposition to this horrible batch of nominees than the GOP did after a landslide defeat

with a few exceptions, I expect the roll call votes will be along straight party lines, with a handful of the expected defectors (Manchin, Heitkamp etc.)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/kKFUL_dksUA

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

okay i'm not sure i'm really understanding what's going on here. if these aren't roll call votes what are they? committee votes?

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

the committees are voting to send the nominations to the whole Senate, who will vote on confirmation as a full body

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

a full pulsating glistening body, whose gaping maw will hopefully masticate the nominees

nomar, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

but will more likely lap eagerly at them

nomar, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

with its probing mucus covered tongue

nomar, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

sorry i was just thinking about the senate

nomar, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

thought it was 50 Shades of Grey

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/hankman1996/status/824027667531829248

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/24/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html

loving the barbed titles of these articles now

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

some good news
https://www.texastribune.org/2017/01/23/supreme-court-rejects-texas-voter-id-appeal-now/

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

Just hoping that the mistakes made over the next couple of years might lead to people waking up and managing to change systems taht are flawed enough to allow what is currently going on.

Hoping the inauguration arrests thing doesn't go on to be a precedent in the interim. Thought he might try to crack down as heavfily as he could to see what he could get away with and try to show the other side what they couldn't. So hope things do go against him there and everywhere else.

These are the interesting times the Irish curse always damns people to live in aren't they?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

Have you all looked at this yet?

https://twitter.com/alexandraerin/status/823755209537110016

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

Stevolende, THE 'iRISH CURSE' AS IVE HEARD IT IS... different

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

does Trump maybe have a brain tumor

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

xpost

that veers a little close to fan fiction

i mean i'm sure he's guilty of blindly repeating talking points on occasion, but not to the degree expressed in those tweets

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

There is no way many of the executive actions he's been passing have seriously been on his radar. They've been delivered to him and he's happy to sign them. He doesn't know South Dakota from South Beach.

Btw, the march on Saturday was awesome, truly inspiring, great for my girls, etc. But speaking of our next president, I should note how relatively ... not charismatic Kamala Harris was. I was surprised. Gillibrand and Duckworth were on fire, though, for their few minutes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

Stevolende, THE 'iRISH CURSE' AS IVE HEARD IT IS... different

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:28 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i didnt want to contradict this either mainly cos ive been drinking yknow

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

Kamala Harris is kind of a bad speaker at the moment, which is weird because shes a damn attorney who gets paid to talk in public. Not sure if she is adjusting to the office and will get better at it, but I agree. I thought she'd come out of the gates guns blazing.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

I like her but I've never seen her bring celebrity-fire in front of cameras. I don't think she has it in her.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

Just hoping that the mistakes made over the next couple of years might lead to people waking up and managing to change systems taht are flawed enough to allow what is currently going on.

Hoping the inauguration arrests thing doesn't go on to be a precedent in the interim. Thought he might try to crack down as heavfily as he could to see what he could get away with and try to show the other side what they couldn't. So hope things do go against him there and everywhere else.

These are the interesting times the Irish curse always damns people to live in aren't they?

― Stevolende

so i looked this up. it's typically attributed as a chinese curse, but as is typical with these things that's apparently a fabrication. the first match seems to be a citation by a guy named sir austen chamberlain, who claimed it to be a chinese curse when giving a speech about the nazis (in 1936). so - topical!

i feel like a lot of us are increasingly, uh... "woken up", and that the harder part of it will be to get us to "sober up".

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

you'll notice the number of signatures never changes

Devilock, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

i was wondering about that

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

I think the simplest way to boil down Turnip's communicative style is that it's always a reaction to prior communication dictated by that communication's effect on his ego. Either he's pissy because the last thing he heard or read had read to him didn't overtly flatter his self-image or he's badly parroting the last thing said to him because the messenger affirmed his self-image in some way. His conman abilities do provide him with the skill of modulating his message for maximum effect depending on the audience (trolling his enemies by saying things he knows will piss them off, following the rhythms of a rally crowd and moderating his empty rhetoric accordingly), but that's about as deep as it gets for him and the closest he comes to exhibiting independent thought. But it's still largely reactive and indicative of a complete absence of anything I'd consider legit selfhood.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)

I don't for a second believe that he legitimately understands a lot of the things his advisors tell him to say and I don't think he cares to. But I'm sure he has opinions about the things he doesn't care to understand (even if he does whip them up on the spot, e.g. his first comment on Brexit).

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

And the thing where he inevitably expresses opinions about all of the things he knows nothing about springs from his outrage toward the very suggestion that he has anything less than a very good brain (despite doing absolutely nothing that convinces any reasonable person that he's anything but profoundly stupid).

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:27 (eight years ago)

Was wondering when this would all start happening:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-immigration-exclusive-idUSKBN1582XQ

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

My friend who has covered the Trump campaign for the past 1.5 years (ugh) said scary immigrants really did loom large in the minds of his supporters. Like, number one.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

ugh fuck this

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824080766288228352

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

spiking anxiety here

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

So we what *can't* a president do with executive order? Because fuck this smug racist ignorant piece of shit.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

Holy shit, did he just threaten to invade Chicago?!?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:15 (eight years ago)

Yep.

Why are democrats voting to confirm this gallery of rogues? I don't understand it.

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

on that note

"notoriously transactional"

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/chuck-schumer-leader-of-the-resistance-keeps-approving-trumps-nominees-9601481

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:24 (eight years ago)

democrats caving on these shitty nominees is pathetic

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

in case anyone isn't following journo twitter, the story is that O'Reilly did a story about Chicago crime, put those exact stats on the screen, and had a guest who was using that word, "carnage." Then an hour later, Trump tweeted.

Not that we didn't already know this, but the crotchety old man who gets mad at stories on Fox News about "thugs" now has the military at his disposal.

Devilock, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

fuck this blows so much

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

Awesome. We get Nixon and Reagan redux, wrapped up in one and divided by a historic degree of sheer ignorance.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:27 (eight years ago)

And dementia

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)

he said Reagan

4 votes against Haley:
Sanders
Coons
Udall
Heinreich

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

Then O’Reilly challenged Trump by saying, “The question is, can President Trump override local Illinois and Chicago authorities and stop the murder?”

Guest Horace Cooper said that “absolutely” Trump can do that. He even echoed Trump’s “American carnage” inaugural speech by saying, “I don’t know another word besides ‘carnage’ to describe the devastation that’s been taking place.

http://www.newshounds.us/trump_threatens_send_feds_chicago_o_reilly_complains_black_crime_carnage_there_012417

Devilock, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:37 (eight years ago)

every institution led by elected officials is just pretending none of this ludicrous behavior is going on

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

Might be worth watching this film again:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxtMoaV42n8

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:47 (eight years ago)

man at least they put Old Yeller to sleep when he started to go

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 04:45 (eight years ago)

if Pryor gets nominated for SCOTUS I might punch a hole in my wall.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

going around on FB:

<<We are 4 days in.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the DOJ’s Violence Against Women programs.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the National Endowment for the Humanities.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Minority Business Development Agency.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Economic Development Administration.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the International Trade Administration.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Manufacturing Extension Partnership.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Legal Services Corporation.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Environmental and Natural Resources Division of the DOJ.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Overseas Private Investment Corporation.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Electricity Deliverability and Energy Reliability.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Fossil Energy.

* On January 20th, 2017, DT ordered all regulatory powers of all federal agencies frozen.

* On January 20th, 2017, DT ordered the National Parks Service to stop using social media after RTing factual, side by side photos of the crowds for the 2009 and 2017 inaugurations.

* On January 20th, 2017, roughly 230 protestors were arrested in DC and face unprecedented felony riot charges. Among them were legal observers, journalists, and medics.

* On January 20th, 2017, a member of the International Workers of the World was shot in the stomach at an anti-fascist protest in Seattle. He remains in critical condition.

* On January 21st, 2017, DT brought a group of 40 cheerleaders to a meeting with the CIA to cheer for him during a speech that consisted almost entirely of framing himself as the victim of dishonest press.

* On January 21st, 2017, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer held a press conference largely to attack the press for accurately reporting the size of attendance at the inaugural festivities, saying that the inauguration had the largest audience of any in history, “period.”

* On January 22nd, 2017, White House advisor Kellyann Conway defended Spicer’s lies as “alternative facts” on national television news.

* On January 22nd, 2017, DT appeared to blow a kiss to director James Comey during a meeting with the FBI, and then opened his arms in a gesture of strange, paternal affection, before hugging him with a pat on the back.

* On January 23rd, 2017, DT reinstated the global gag order, which defunds international organizations that even mention abortion as a medical option.

* On January 23rd, 2017, Spicer said that the US will not tolerate China’s expansion onto islands in the South China Sea, essentially threatening war with China.

* On January 23rd, 2017, DT repeated the lie that 3-5 million people voted “illegally” thus costing him the popular vote.

* On January 23rd, 2017, it was announced that the man who shot the anti-fascist protester in Seattle was released without charges, despite turning himself in.

* On January 24th, 2017, Spicer reiterated the lie that 3-5 million people voted “illegally” thus costing DT the popular vote.

* On January 24th, 2017, DT tweeted a picture from his personal Twitter account of a photo he says depicts the crowd at his inauguration and will hang in the White House press room. The photo is of the 2009 inauguration of 44th President Barack Obama, and is curiously dated January 21st, 2017, the day AFTER the inauguration and the day of the Women’s March, the largest inauguration related protest in history.

* On January 24th, 2017, the EPA was ordered to stop communicating with the public through social media or the press and to freeze all grants and contracts.

* On January 24th, 2017, the USDA was ordered to stop communicating with the public through social media or the press and to stop publishing any papers or research. All communication with the press would also have to be authorized and vetted by the White House.

* On January 24th, 2017, HR7, a bill that would prohibit federal funding not only to abortion service providers, but to any insurance coverage, including Medicaid, that provides abortion coverage, went to the floor of the House for a vote.

* On January 24th, 2017, DT ordered the resumption of construction on the Dakota Access Pipeline, while the North Dakota state congress considers a bill that would legalize hitting and killing protestors with cars if they are on roadways.

* On January 24th, 2017, it was discovered that police officers had used confiscated cell phones to search the emails and messages of the 230 demonstrators now facing felony riot charges for protesting on January 20th, including lawyers and journalists whose email accounts contain privileged information of clients and sources.

How much of a chance do we need to give? Seriously. Tell me.>>

sleeve, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:24 (eight years ago)

The visa ban is obviously sickening and will be hugely counterproductive. Around 12k Iranians study in the US each year and, iirc, tend to have the highest proportion of post-graduate/doctoral students of any country, the highest proportion on STEM courses and one of the highest proportions who stay to contribute to the US economy in highly-skilled highly-specialised roles. It's a good day for the Canadian / Australian tech/research sectors.

Given that Iraqi/US relations are at a pretty low ebb at the moment, and the country is being actively courted by Russia, Iran and China, it's another reason to turn further away from America.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 07:07 (eight years ago)

Saw that Twitter thread and I think there may be something to the Dominionist coup thing. What say you, in orbit?

jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 07:38 (eight years ago)

seeing tweets that the only person who voted "no" on every Trump appointment was Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.

so guess who's runnin in 2020!

It's surprising to me that she was the only one with this foresight. I respect it even if it's nakedly political--she's doing what Dems want.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 08:40 (eight years ago)

It's a good day for the Canadian / Australian tech/research sectors.

I don't know what you mean, they are all coming to Brexit Britain, aren't they?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 08:49 (eight years ago)

Hey, we here in Australia are vile to muslims too, i will have you know

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:27 (eight years ago)

In general, yes, but students are generally welcomed with open arms!

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:29 (eight years ago)

So this new "investigation" obviously a means to inact suppressive voting laws moving forward.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

I can't remember where I read it, but you can probably thank Bannon for America's impending brain drain. Trump actually somehow recognized the value in keeping at least the EDUCATED brown people and Bannon was like, well they're still brown people soooooo

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

you'll notice the number of signatures never changes

― Devilock, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:07 (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was wondering about that

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:07 (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This appears to be a matter with that part of the site, Pizzagate have a petition in as well to "Immediately investigate the pedophile code language found in the Stratfor and Podesta emails released by Wikileaks" which is stuck at 60 signatures - needless to say they are freaking out.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

* On January 24th, 2017, DT tweeted a picture from his personal Twitter account of a photo he says depicts the crowd at his inauguration and will hang in the White House press room. The photo is of the 2009 inauguration of 44th President Barack Obama

is this actually true, cuz if so fucking lol

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

Obviously so many people in the photograph that you can't actually make out that a lot of them aren't white shitkickers.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

yes it's true; well, it was set as his backdrop photo on twitter. they changed it after everyone noticed.

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

NYT goin' hard on calling Turnip a liar. Like, literally calling him a liar.

Mr. Trump doubled down Wednesday on his fraudulent assertion that millions of illegal immigrants gave Hillary Clinton her 2.8 million-ballot victory in the popular vote, saying he would order a “major investigation” and tighten voting controls.

Of note, Mr. Trump’s legal team argued that there was no evidence of voter fraud when lawyers moved to stop the Midwestern recounts demanded by the Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

[...]

Mr. Trump’s tweets will keep the focus on an issue that has already painted the new president as a liar. His press secretary, Sean Spicer, stood at the podium of the White House press room on Tuesday to publicly acknowledge that Mr. Trump believes a conspiracy theory about which there is no evidence.

But Mr. Trump’s Twitter threat pushes the issue into the policy realm. Voting rights advocates have feared the president’s flight of fancy could be a precursor to a broad effort to limit access to the polls, especially for minorities and immigrants.

The new foray into such a sensitive topic is not likely to go over well with Republicans in Congress, who are boarding buses and trains to disembark Washington for Philadelphia and their annual policy retreat — this time with a Republican president and vice president who are expected to attend.

The media focus will not be on serious discussions of Affordable Care Act replacements and tax code rewrites — but mythic hordes of illegal immigrant voters.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)

yes it's true; well, it was set as his backdrop photo on twitter. they changed it after everyone noticed.

― akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:14 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This would be a different photo.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

Saw that Twitter thread and I think there may be something to the Dominionist coup thing. What say you, in orbit?

― jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, January 25, 2017 7:38 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean if you're asking me if I'd put it past them, you know the answer. Can they get away with it when their professed values don't differ that much from what's considered moral and upright in a quasi-mythical white Christian America? I think they've shown that people discount the violent and harmful parts of Dominionist rhetoric until they see its effect on their lives. So I'd say the crazies can probably get into power without too much trouble (and arguably already have). It's going to take societal collapse to push ppl away from them tho is my guess.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

https://apnews.com/61415760238042f2ad7bc38acc2f468c

The bad press over the weekend has not allowed Trump to "enjoy" the White House as he feels he deserves, according to one person who has spoken with him.

Harking back to what tombot said earlier about media narratives getting entrenched and reinforced, I think the "big lying baby" narrative is pretty well underway here. Don't know the long-term impact of that, but it's not going to make it easier for him to do anything, for sure.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3Bg8rXVQAEWuC3.jpg

Straigth from the politbureau

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

That Chicago tweet is mind-boggling. He's willing to threaten martial law at the slightest prompting from Bill O'Reilly?

jmm, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/25vg2JL.jpg

DRINKING LIBERAL TEARS THANKS TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

Atlantic headline: "Thanks to Trump, scientists are planning to run for office"

we're fucked

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

actionnetwork.org is great for setting up "letter" (really email) campaigns btw.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

Making secret torture great again

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

I believe Turnip might be suffering from a case of presidential chlamydia (inasmuch as his staff is leaking like a sieve).

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

the buried Kellyanne

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/kellyanne-conway-allegedly-punched-man-inauguration-ball-article-1.2953968

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

Can't hate her for that tbh

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

My head is spinning.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/25/511572169/epa-scientists-work-may-face-case-by-case-review-by-trump-team-official-says

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

yeah but Trump isn't a Republican

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

I don't know that this is true for the POSTUS since he's a total cipher, but I think it's fair to say that at least some of the fuckers who have his ear legitimately want to hasten the end of the human race.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

Did you guys watch Maddow last night? This six minute segment was worth watching:

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/as-ok-frackquakes-spiked-trump-epa-pick-fought-the-epa-862159427646

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

xpost seriously, how do the GOP and their ilk rationalize their long held dream of EPA gutting/unrestrained earth harvesting? I've always figured that they all figure there will be domed cities anyway, and that naturally they and everyone they care about will be wealthy enough to secure a place under the dome, but really wtf?

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

it's pretty incomprehensible

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

Jesus is coming soon anyway

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

right, that's the other answer. Mad max dome or jesus. Other than mere nihilism that's all i can come up with

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

ikr i thought conservatives wanted to, you know, conserve

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

Here's a thing, right, and maybe it should be in a different thread, but every now and again I am fool enough to engage on Twitter in "debate" with US RWers, and when prompted to list ACA's faults they always say lots of people lost their doctor when ACA came in. I last had such an engagement a week or so ago and randoms are still "liking" the winger's response that "Millions lost their plans, lost their doctors, lost their life savings because of unaffordable rates".

Is this true? Like, demonstrably so?

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

Trump's headline from The Atlantic doesn't say exactly what he says it says. In part:

Trump’s conduct over the last few days has lots of observers scratching their heads. The Washington Post’s James Hohmann homes in on Trump as a sore winner, and while it’s impossible to disagree, the president’s insistence on repeating obviously, provably false claims—he had the biggest in-person crowd at an inauguration, or he would have won the popular vote if not for illegal voters—are also arguably an essential political strategy for him. Trump has no apparent interest in policy details or in working the levers of Congress; he has approached the presidency more as a bully pulpit than as a demanding executive role. But it’s a lot harder to use that bully pulpit if you’re not always viewed as a winner, so Trump insists he’s a winner even when he is not.

The result, paradoxically, is that he’s coming out as a winner on many issues. Some of these victories may prove to be pyrrhic. Getting shaky and unprepared nominees confirmed is a good way to produce shaky and unprepared Cabinet secretaries...

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

pollution is a hoax perpetrated by elitist hippie non-galts

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

even if any of the ACA criticisms are true on a limited basis, nothing any republicans have proposed would be an improvement

xxp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Atlantic article has a point, but not a big enough one IMO.

Apparently, the White House sent out a press release today compiling stories from various publications about how much Trump was getting done in his first days in office. Trump himself tends to tweet a picture of whatever bills (he wants us to see) he signed, and it strikes me that publications are going to need to report a lot more about stuff that he's nixing behind closed doors. Investigative reporting, and going outside the usual box of sources (ESP the White House press team) is what will save the day -- like NBC News reporting the Mississippi governor reaching out to Trump for help in aiding tornado victims.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/officials-beg-trump-send-help-after-storms-kill-20-across-n711071

I haven't seen much about this, which is weird given Trump's "send in the Feds" message to Chicago...

Dominique, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Lol @ kellyanne punching someone xp.

When you don't believe in truth, you often need to turn to force as the ultimate arbiter. At least she's consistent.

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

deep

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

@DougHenwood
Dow 20,000! Nothing to worry about, folks. All is well. The future is bright. Our possibilities are endless.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

I lol'd

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3B16W8UoAAQs-Z.jpg

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

xpost seriously, how do the GOP and their ilk rationalize their long held dream of EPA gutting/unrestrained earth harvesting? I've always figured that they all figure there will be domed cities anyway, and that naturally they and everyone they care about will be wealthy enough to secure a place under the dome, but really wtf?

― his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, January 25, 2017 10:42 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've always theorized that there is a consequence to the christian belief that the earth was made specifically for humans to inhabit, rather than a place that is so perfect that humans were one of many amazing results. Therefore, everything around us that isn't directly benefitting us in some tactile, short term way can either be razed to make room for something that does, or immediately harvested in order to convert into resources we can use NOW. A patch of forest is really just a currently pointless section of land with some variety of minerals and vegetation that is doing nothing for anyone at the moment.

Evan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

voter fraud? Steve Bannon registered in two states

http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170124/column-does-stephen-bannon-live-in-sarasota-county-because-hes-registered-to-vote-here

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

I've always theorized that there is a consequence to the christian belief that the earth was made specifically for humans to inhabit, rather than a place that is so perfect that humans were one of many amazing results. Therefore, everything around us that isn't directly benefitting us in some tactile, short term way can either be razed to make room for something that does, or immediately harvested in order to convert into resources we can use NOW. A patch of forest is really just a currently pointless section of land with some variety of minerals and vegetation that is doing nothing for anyone at the moment.

― Evan,

Yes. Two other reasons: the GOP hates what it thinks is condescension from know-it-alls; and the climate change consensus is really a consensus for Big Government quashing the hopes and dreams of self-reliant Americans.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

yeah but this is not climate change, this is local scale pollution etc, which is so demonstrably harmful, hence the presumably more backbreaking moral gymnastics that must be performed

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Big Government quashing the hopes and dreams of self-reliant Americans.

I agree with this, and not only re: climate change. My memory of this goes back to the whole spotted owls/treehuggers versus loggers thing in the 70s, though I'm sure it goes back farther.

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170124/column-does-stephen-bannon-live-in-sarasota-county-because-hes-registered-to-vote-here

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Well just like nothing is actually racist unless it's a literal KKK member, nothing is "demonstrably harmful" unless it's literally glowing green goop pouring out of a pipe into a river where children are swimming downstream. The bottom line is the most important unless you remove every possible abstraction from the argument. Like how gay rights are considered finally when a close family member comes out.

xxp

Evan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

xp that was posted literally four posts before yours

sleeve, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

ha! apols

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

@DougHenwood
Dow 20,000! Nothing to worry about, folks. All is well. The future is bright. Our possibilities are endless.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 25, 2017 8:38 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

love that people were predicting market crashes and end-of-world scenarios if trump was elected

all time high baby

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

that does not preclude market crashes or end-of-world scenarios, give the man time to work

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

roxane gay has pulled her forthcoming book from simon & schuster because of their deal with milo y

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

nope, market is never going to crash again, certainly not during Trump's administration no way

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

this seems to be a direct effect of his work

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

no one said the market would never crash again tbf

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

meanwhile housing prices are at an all time high since 2011 and the ol' first time (potential) buyer is fucked again! guess I'll be in my apartment with my wife and roommate until I'm 40!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

the Dow has never done shit for me, esp since i had to whittle my 'retirement' contrib to 1% to pay rent

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

i mean, obviously everything he's doing is going to be great for businesses right now, but not sustainably so

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

yeah lol imagine owning a house - funny stuff man

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

great for businesses right now

it's not going to be great for all businesses.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

Dow 20,000! Nothing to worry about, folks. All is well. The future is bright. Our possibilities are endless.

Just like in the winter of 2008 when the DJIA was up around 15k, an all-time high! A banner year for the stock market, 2008. A great year. The best year.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

buffett, obviously with the most positive view on the market (and in the minority), argued that the dow would rise no matter who was elected president, and trumps imposed tariffs on china, etc, would slow things down, but not cause a recession

after yesterdays comments about china, id think at least a few financial 'experts' would reconsider calling buffett a buffoon

but ya theres some voodoo magic to it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Part of the voodoo magic is that big businesses are optimistic about Trump. Our CEO came to speak at our campus in December, and said, "I wasn't a Trump supporter, but if nothing else, at least I'll be *welcome* in Washington now"

Dominique, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

yep

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

these guys are such whiny cunts. O MY GOD HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO HAVE SO MUCH 'UNCERTAINTY' IN THE MARKETS

uh you're businessmen? you deal with risk?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

risk is for the other guy

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

onto more speculation:

trumps potential to destroy arts/humanities 4-year degrees: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/potential-trump-science-adviser-9-in-10-colleges-will-fail.html

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

all the people who aren't good at math can go work in the reopened coal mines i guess

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

and start a punk band named black lung

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

More good news: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/25/us/politics/cia-detainee-prisons.html?_r=1

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

cuz it worked so well last time

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

oh boy

President Trump, who flew across the country on hundreds of nights during the 2016 campaign to sleep in his own bed, has now spent five straight days in the unfamiliar surroundings of the White House. His aides said privately that he seemed apprehensive about the move to his new home, but Mr. Trump has discovered there is a lot he likes.

“These are the most beautiful phones I’ve ever used in my life,” Mr. Trump said in a telephone interview Tuesday evening.

“The world’s most secure system,” he added, laughing. “The words just explode in the air.” What he meant was that no one was listening in and recording his words.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

hahahahahahaaaaa

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

"What he meant was that no one was listening in and recording his words."

presumably whispered sotto to the reporter later

nomar, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

he would obsess over land lines, eh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

Apparently, the White House sent out a press release today compiling stories from various publications about how much Trump was getting done in his first days in office.

the quotes the trump people dug up were feeble, but every administration does this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

this is probably hope hick's new job.. printing out stories for trump to read and write all over first thing in the morning like back in the day

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

What are the odds that Donnie has already masturbated with/on/into one or more objects of historical importance?

Sad that this isn't the completely off-the-wall question it should be, and that it may even be valid.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

xp
right -- I guess my point was I've seen that story angle in a few places, and it's frustrating to see more people run with that than something like the storm aid story, because theoretically, that's something a) Trump's team hasn't mentioned, b) gives as good an idea of his policies as anything he actually signs

Dominique, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

“The words just explode in the air” is almost poetic

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

this twitter https://twitter.com/bjacobel put together a lil web page tracking confirmation votes

get depressed! get mad!

https://cabinet.bjacobel.com/

goole, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Spicer just said Trump will briefed by FIMA later today on storm issues

Dominique, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

Trump, Lord of Mega-Mergers, via Pierce

The good folks at ProPublica have a deep gray study into the president*'s conspicuous involvement in a new spasm of giganto-mergers.

By meeting with the CEOs of Monsanto and Bayer as well as the head of AT&T, which is trying to merge with Time Warner, Trump has violated decades of White House practice by injecting himself directly into mergers awaiting Justice Department review. "The public should be concerned that the career attorneys' and economists' analysis of the deals is not what the decision is going to be made on," said Holt Lackey, a former antitrust counsel to the Republican-led House Judiciary Committee. Several former Justice Department antitrust officials said in interviews they are worried that Trump will cut deals with companies that could hurt American consumers. "If a transaction is harmful to competition and merging companies raise prices to consumers by 10 to 15 percent, it would not be good to allow that to happen just because the merged companies created some jobs," said Gene Kimmelman, who was chief counsel in the Antitrust Division during the Obama administration. "That would be a horrible trade-off."

...Merging companies typically tout the benefits of proposed deals. But antitrust enforcers spend a lot of time scrutinizing whether those benefits would actually result from the merger, rather than from business decisions that would have been made anyway. And antitrust experts said that if Trump pushed the Department of Justice to allow a merger through in exchange for a promise of job creation, such a pledge would be difficult to enforce. What would happen, for example, if the company reneged on adding jobs after the merger had been completed? Trump's meetings with CEOs have raised concerns inside the Justice Department itself. "It is troubling that presidents of companies whose cases are before the Antitrust Division would be meeting with the president-elect," said one DOJ antitrust staffer. "We're a law enforcement agency and we pride ourselves on enforcing the law and looking at a case objectively and deciding whether it would or would not violate the antitrust laws."

https://www.propublica.org/article/why-trumps-meetings-with-ceos-seeking-mergers-trouble-observers

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a52560/trump-corporate-mergers/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

Just die, why don't you?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

even more fodder for dem's to make trust busting their centerpiece for 2020

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

bannon registered to vote in NY and FL: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/pages/ciyd1t8md005sojy69w6c5jmu.html

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

guys that is the third time that has been posted itt!

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

ok what: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-denies-authenticity-executive-order-interrogation

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

Trump about to speak at the DHS, WaPo has a video feed up, not sure if he's late or when he's going on.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

will he be able to stay on topic?????

j/k we all know the answer to that

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

a new day, a new batshit pronouncement. it's exhausting just keeping up.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

Michael Moore was a guest on this NPR First 100 Days show last night, Indivisible, and at least a couple of the phone calls went "Michael, I love you... I voted for Trump..."

i don't know if ppl even know what they're thinking

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

hmmmm, allow me to point you to a voluminous set of anti-Clinton posts....

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

idgi; eff that binary when you vote in a meaningless state. Frying pan/fire etc.

Identifying mega-donors on the inaugural platform:

https://twitter.com/Schwartzesque/status/824301955367530496

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

well guess what? there are a lot of people out there who don't possess your subtlety of thought and they either voted for Trump, Stein, Johnson, or sat on their assess and voted for no one, so now look where we are.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

yeah it's a tough standard. i don't think they are all lurkers.

Be glad i don't live in a swing state; i likely would've voted for Her and would complain about it. every. day. until. i. died.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

I would be eternally grateful if there were a few thousand people in FL, PA, OH, WI, MI who had been willing to sully themselves and live with the regrets.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

maybe NotClinton will campaign there next time. Can we recognize that the last and next prez election don't exist, right now? Focus.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

yes, let's not get bogged down, just seemed like your surprise over the Moore callers was a bit ironic to say the least

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

idgi; eff that binary when you vote in a meaningless state. Frying pan/fire etc.

Identifying mega-donors on the inaugural platform:

https://twitter.com/Schwartzesque/status/824301955367530496

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 25, 2017 1:37 PM (fifty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink\

how about all those "meaningless" states where clinton was supposedly up in the polls that ended up going to trump?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

idgi; eff that binary when you vote in a meaningless state.

that binary is real; those of you who spent the election season demonizing HRC worked to elect Trump, and share complicity in his presidency. whether he won your state or not, online discourse means that your work stretches beyond state boundaries: there's more to it than your vote. you told anybody who cared to listen how eeeeevil hrc was; that's your right, but you shouldn't try to distance yourself from your share in drafting the narrative that eventually leads to the suffering we're all going to get. today, Trump is talking about actively promoting torture. you have a share in that, as I see it, and I don't see how; "my vote didn't count" doesn't cancel out "I actively, daily, decried the candidate opposing Trump, wherever I could." I say this as a guy who, at the end of the day, agrees with you on many of the positions you hold specifically about the Democratic party and its candidates. but your tactics -- limited to one Doctor's work though they are -- contributed to what we're getting now, you kind of can't just handwave that, I think.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

*I don't see how ADD you can deny that;

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

idgi; eff that binary when you vote in a meaningless state.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius)

there are no meaningless states.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

there's little distance between calling out the crimes of the Clintons on a daily basis and getting on board with the "lock her up" team

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

those of you who spent the election season demonizing HRC worked to elect Trump

iirc the vast majority of folks who pointed this out pretty readily conceded that Trump is worse

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

true for this board maybe, for the US overall, not so sure

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

in any case should the lesson really be "don't talk shit about the lesser evil" or should it be "don't nominate awful candidates"

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

so much bullshit; sorry guys, not playin' xxxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

how about if you're going to talk shit, don't act surprised when no-nothing Michael Moore fans vote for Trump

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

know-nothing that is, duh...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

'anarchists' bypassing Sanders in the primaries for the bullshittiest of reasons (BERNIEBROS!) can't be 'handwaved' either i guess

talk shit, the Clintons are shit, fuck them forever [Trump wedding pic]

moving fwd...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

a friend pointed out and I agree, but the thing that confuses me the most is <b>not</b> why progressive liberals drew their line in the sand this year (it was a Clinton, incumbent leaving office, yadda yadda), but why casual voters decided to make it that year.

I have several friends who wouldn't remotely be considered progressive liberals who decided this year they couldn't vote for Clinton and voted third party, and it was like...I'm p sure some of you voted for fucking weak-assed KERRY in 2004 after Dean left the race, and even though I love you, how are you trying to avoid blame? What third party could you have possibly voted for that had any semblance of sanity (unless you didn't vote Stein/Johnson and found someone real low on the totem pole to toss a line to)?

(Keep in mind I live in FL, so we needed their votes).

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

lol ignore incorrect coding

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

but I mean, you're the guy raising this stuff, and now running away from it - and I'm not attacking you, or demonizing you. You know me; we share one another's values, for the most part. But you do share in the election of Donald Trump to the presidency; discourse isn't zero-sum, it also counts. "not playing" when it's me is some pretty bad faith, you know I'm not about to go off on you or anything, or join in a pile-up.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

yeah, i know. sorry. i'm not reveling in any of this on any level, you know.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

this week i'm really heavy into looking at politics through a cultural lens, and a lot of stuff that makes democrats tear their hair out if you assume people's primary motivations are economic make a lot more sense if you reframe the primary motivations of "swing voters" as cultural. it's not the economy, stupid.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

It's definitely frustrating now since many of the loudest anti-Trump voices on my Facebook are same people who posted nonstop about the importance of voting 3rd party, or who said they could not vote because their beloved Bernie didn't make it. Every single one of these people knew what a threat to our democracy a Trump presidency would be, they're all people I would consider to be fairly liberal, and yet this was the time they decided to take a stand, maybe because they all thought Clinton was a foregone conclusion. Surprisingly I did not see this from the Republicans I know, all of whom basically wound up twisting themselves into a pretzel so they could vote Trump, usually nothing more than "well it can't be Hillary..." or "I just care about the Supreme Court". If there was ever a year to hold your nose and vote someone you didn't really like....

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

maybe, but I think fixing the economic messaging is a hell of a lot easier than "fixing" the cultural messaging, and I think there were enough Trump voters swayed by the former that you can win elections by courting them and ignoring the latter deplorables.

xpost

evol j, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

yeah which is why i haven't been much a fan with the idea that these middle class GOP voters 'vote against their interests' when their christian interests are going to be well represented at the executive and legislative level. I believe it is this very disconnect between social values being represented and seemingly constant economic downturns that leads to permanent insatisfaction, and the other will keep being the scapegoat.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

armchair analysis of course

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

Ice Haven is peak Clowes for me but I think Wilson is the only thing of his I've read since then.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

welp folks looks like we got the worst of both worlds, a pathological liar who absolutely told the truth about all the horrible things he was gonna do if elected

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

someone pointed out on twitter that he signed off on a govt hiring freeze on Monday but today wants 5000 more border agents 🙃

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

yeah which is why i haven't been much a fan with the idea that these middle class GOP voters 'vote against their interests' when their christian interests are going to be well represented at the executive and legislative level.

― Van Horn Street

can we at least put "christian" in scare quotes? we're talking about "christian interests" which are heretical at best.

anyway that's not the sort of cultural victory i'm talking about - i'm more talking people invested in the default manifestations of mass culture. talk shit about the simpsons, you lose. put your wife on diff'rent strokes, you win. nowadays that culture isn't defined by broadcast television - it's defined by the internet. if you want to win the election, you need to win the internet, and clinton lost the internet by a landslide.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/824348441505648648

y'all ready for Breitbart to become State TV

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

these people aren't christians

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

don't they identify as such? asking

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

That list better just be a rumor

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

not interested in being the Real Christian police officer but the utter lack of congruence between (a) their personal beliefs and actions and (b) the ostensible tenets of their religion makes, at a certain point, skepticism re: these claims both prudent and necessary.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

They're Pharisees; I thought that was obvious.

jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

xxp it's in the text of the executive order

JoeStork, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

don't they identify as such? asking

yes, and I'm a walrus

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

I don't look or act like a walrus but hey who are you going to believe

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

gooogoogajoob

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

Trump administration now mandating that EPA scientific studies must undergo review by political staff before release

we are so fucked

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

cmon that was yesterday! we've moved on now

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

keep up frog

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

I thought yesterday was the gag order and funding freeze

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/824376241625120781

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/special-counsel-whistleblower-anti-gag-order

The Office of Special Counsel, an agency that protects whistleblowers in the federal government, on Wednesday issued a reminder that any non-disclosure agreements or policies on employee communications must include language notifying federal employees of their whistleblower rights.

"Under the anti-gag provision, agencies cannot impose nondisclosure agreements and policies that fail to include required language that informs employees that their statutory right to blow the whistle supersedes the terms and conditions of the nondisclosure agreement or policy," the OSC press release said.

The OSC reminder followed several reports that employees at agencies like the Environmental Protection Agency were told not to issue press releases or use official social media accounts. There is also speculation that President Donald Trump may require some administration employees to sign non-disclosure agreements, as he has required his employees to do so in the past.

The press release sent out by the Office of Special Counsel on Wednesday noted that the anti-gag order provision in the Whistleblower Protection Enhancement Act (WPEA) requires that agencies must notify employees about their whistleblower rights in any nondisclosure agreement or general policy regarding communication.

The Office of Special Counsel has jurisdiction over most of the federal government agencies, but not the FBI or intelligence community.

The OSC also noted that whistleblower laws protect employees who blow the whistle "on any effort to ‘distort, misrepresent, suppress’ or otherwise censor any government ‘research, analysis, or technical information’ that the employee reasonably believes could, among other things, pose a substantial and significant threat to the public health or safety or constitute a violation of law, rule, or regulation."

The press release also included a reminder that the Office of Special Counsel provides trainings to federal agencies and offered examples about whistleblower protections for federal employees.

A spokesman for President Donald Trump's EPA transition team, Doug Ericksen, told NPR that the administration will likely review research from EPA scientists on a "case-by-case" basis. The Trump administration has also made plans to make changes to the EPA's climate change website, which links to data on global warming and carbon emissions.

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-25/trump-hotels-to-triple-locations-in-u-s-expansion-ceo-says

YOU DONT SAY

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/01/trumps-punitive-voter-fraud-investigation/514424/

Trump's 'Voter-Fraud' Investigation Targets States That Opposed Him

The White House says an inquiry into baseless claims of illegal voting will spare states that voted for the president.

Evan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

is it even legal to make government employees sign NDAs unless they're working with secret materials

j., Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-congress-regulation-idUSKBN1592AT

Congressional Republicans are set to overturn a slew of Obama-era regulations next week, including a controversial anti-bribery rule aimed at U.S. resource companies such as Exxon Mobil Corp (XOM.N) and Chevron Corp (CVX.N), according to a top lawmaker.

After six years of legal battles, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission in June approved the rule requiring companies to disclose payments to foreign governments. It will probably be killed swiftly with two simple congressional votes.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

this administration is objectively pro emolument!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

surprised this wasn't mentioned earlier today

Vicente Fox Quesada
‏@VicenteFoxQue

Sean Spicer, I've said this to @realDonaldTrump and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/824360005554044932

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

the 'mexico is going to pay one way or another' is basically a threat against remittances sent home by immigrants in the states right?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

I mean, who knows if this account is real or this is just fanfic, but

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouseLeak

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

(More like fanfic I'm thinking -- too many obvious direct tags of handles. Still, amusing.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

i guess it's sad that i think it's plausible that the account might be real, but i do!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

sad!

the late great, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

#fuckingwall

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Guys. Guys. Seriously, now. This is quite possibly the most insane thing I've read this week. This week, at the very least.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/25/us/politics/trump-bernhard-langer-voting-fraud.html

POTUS asserts voter fraud on the basis of the anecdote of a pro golfer friend who said he saw some suspicious-looking Latinos when he went to vote. Except that said golfer isn't a friend of Trump's and is, in fact, a German citizen who cannot vote in the US.

My god, what is it going to take to have this man committed?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

The anecdote, the aides said, was greeted with silence

jmm, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

What are the odds that Trump will tweet in response to this story? It seems like the sort of thing that would nettle him.

jmm, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:00 (eight years ago)

Dems unanimously approve Ben Carson. We need new Dems.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

Trump claims the media interviewed a fake Spicer last week and the real Spicer gave a unifying message but the lamestream media ignored it

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

some good nuggets/silver linings in this article

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/at-their-annual-retreat-hill-republicans-want-answers-will-trump-give-them/2017/01/25/15e40fc4-e285-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

The leaders laid out a three-pronged plan to undermine Obamacare with a combination of new legislation, executive action by Trump and regulatory changes within his administration. They said a replacement law would require some Democratic support.

so_not_gonna_happen.jpg

Tax restructuring would follow on an ambitious schedule, members who attended the briefing said, with an eye toward passing that overhaul, at least in the House, before Congress breaks for its summer recess in August.

if this is in fact a race against the clock having the mentalist in chief fuck up their lives on a daily basis will only help.

they're also allegedly going to cut taxes by 'adjusting international rates' which sounds like some double dip bullshit about the off-shore tax 'amensty' and oh yeah, none of these budget items take into consideration Trumps 10 trillion dollar infrastructure plan.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

"The leaders laid out a three-pronged plan to undermine Obamacare with a combination of new legislation, executive action by Trump and regulatory changes within his administration. They said a replacement law would require some Democratic support.

so_not_gonna_happen.jpg"

"Dems unanimously approve Ben Carson. We need new Dems.

― frogbs, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 8:02 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

so_not_gonna_happen.jpg

no?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

The Democrats seem to be bending the knee for Trump right now. I have no clue what they're thinking.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

they claim to be "picking their battles", w/e that means

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

that's one reason I started my letter writing campaign focused on ACA cos if they fuckin' bend on that jesus fuck

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

their battles should be every fucking thing the GOP proposes

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

yes. literally every single fucking thing. what do they think? that they'll get some chits? GTFO of here.

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

they need 7 democrats.. they definitely have Manchin who is a turd but I cant see them getting enough for 59+pence.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

maybe they've adopted an accelerationist stance

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

maybe there's an asteroid headed towards us

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

at this point i can't even say that thought depresses me oi

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

I'd take an asteroid over the malfeasance of these shitbags, at least we could die with dignity

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

Hey, the Republicans did it and all they have to show for it is the senate, the house, the presidency, and a supreme court justice

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

exactly. not asking rhetorically: what exactly is the upside to going along with a single thing proposed from the GOP/ Trump now?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

like how in the actual fuck does a dem rationalize a vote confirm someone like DeVos or a Pruitt?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

Confirming Carson proves that nobody on either side gives a fuck about HUD.

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

will, i honestly want to know that too

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

i'm going to see Brujeria tomorrow simply cos they have an anti-Trump song in their arsenal......

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

must came across this doozy of a quote from steve bannon, in a speech to the south carolina tea party convention in myrtle beach, january 2016:

“you’re the one group in this country that understands what we owe to the past - great shot of a bunch of white people - What we owe to the backbreaking labor that it took to build this country from the wilderness to the greatest nation in the history of the earth.”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

er, oops, he didn't say "great shot of a bunch of white people", those are my own notes

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

You guys know that minority party's committee votes are essentially worthless right. You are getting angry about empty gestured (or lack thereof).

DeVos and Pruitt votes havent happened yet fyi

Xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

xxpost sometimes when the desire to succeed manifests itself in a people, it inspires them to achieve their destiny

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

Weren't we just handwringing about people who threw their vote away because they dont live in swing states? Even if hes still getting confirmed, not voting for Ben fucking Carson seems like something you'd want on your record

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:44 (eight years ago)

my guess is they figure if they show good faith here they can obstruct on bigger things as a tradeoff but that thought process makes me think they are unfamiliar with our President

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

yeah i appreciate it's a different ballgame than legislation and, yes, p much worthless considering the Senate's makeup. but what benefit do you get out of giving thumbs up to some of these lunatics?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

xpost exactly. President and the current GOP.

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

Back in 2013, John Kerry was approved as Secretary of State with only three no votes in the Senate (to name one example of many). Yeah, things are NotNormal etc. Don't be surprised by what is.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

Elizabeth Warren wrote a long explanation of why she voted for Carson, but apparently deleted it again? The gist of it was, that it could have been worse.

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

This shit isn't even going to last a whole year

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

it certainly feels that way

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

what won't?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

his presidency

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

it's just inconceivable that our politics could operate this way week after week year after year without people getting sick of it, even the medium trump supporters. I think his approval rating will be in the 20s in half a year.

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:02 (eight years ago)

I mean if he's this bored ALREADY

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

gotta amendment 25 his ass

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

Van Jones on now

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

Been listening to interviews with Trump supporters, and a) they really don't like immigrants and "the other" b) think regulations are what have impeded the fast track to prosperity and c) really, really hate the media, and don't believe anything they report is fair or accurate, and that they're out to get Trump. They really seem to dig his authoritarian assholisms, don't care about his personality defects if it gets him results, and truly believe he will MAGA. Don't know how you work with that, since reporting on his failures falls under the header of "unfair media."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)

you work w/ it because they only comprise a small faction of the people who voted for him, and others who voted for him are starting to show buyer's remorse.

Trump could shit on their heads and they'd thank him for the hat

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

Trump supporters who will get in front of a camera or a microphone to talk about how they support Trump at this stage are dyed-in-the-wool crazification factor types, obviously

The rest of his 48% are pretending they don't and never did

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

I know some percentage have buyer's remorse, but I don't think it matters much, since even many of the ones that so still support/elect enablers like Ryan/McConnell, et al., and their policies plus Tea Party/ freedom party kooks, and they don't have buyer's remorse about them (which is why dickheads like Ryan and Scott Walker keep getting reelected in places like Wisconsin).

Best prediction I heard, assuming any of this lasts that long, is that if Trump's numbers are truly in the toilet come summer - and how could they not be, at this rate - that various GOP lawmakers will get an earful from constituents when they're home on break. But there's also a chance that they'll start to say no to Trump earlier, which will piss him off. Right now he's just taking executive actions, but he's such an ignorant shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know that stuff still needs to be worked out and voted on in Congress. He approves building a wall, but they have to pay for it and arrange for it to be first. And so on. Then it'll get really ugly.

I don't know. I have very low exceptions. But I agree that the country and this tension can't really sustain itself at this rate.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

oh yeah, dude, just wait until the first time something he issued in an executive order (most likely the wall, which will come at a price that the GOP will balk at) gets pushback. he'll turn on his own party as he's already done a million times and once he does that shit, the GOP will take more notice. when the arrows aren't flying inward, they couldn't care less.

they think they're playing him like a fiddle, which is kind of sad naivety

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:16 (eight years ago)

how will he get resistance about the wall?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

yeah let's not pretend that the GOP is actually "fiscally conservative". it's all about tax cuts for the uber wealthy, deficits be damned, and white resentment for everyone else at this point. this isn't just Trump. this is the GOP now.

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

the "freedom caucus" idiots were the first on the Trump shitwagon

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

(iirc)

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:27 (eight years ago)

if it turns out to be $25 billion like has been estimated (more than double what Trump claims), I can see some GOP folks having a hard time greenlighting that, even if most of them go party line on it.

but I've kind of given up predicting anything. they won't object to the wall on ideological grounds but $25 billion is more than 4 times what the current fence cost. there are also logistical issues....

I'm kinda just hoping he gets Baker acted before it comes to that

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

MIT said 25 to 40 billion.

at this point they should just play Trump's game and have some phony report sponsored that says it's 3 trillionty megazillion dollars

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/25/opinion/how-antonin-scalias-ghost-could-block-donald-trumps-wall.html

Why is Justice Scalia’s opinion an obstacle to President Trump’s wall-building plans? Mr. Trump is reported to be planning to rely on a law called the Secure Fence Act of 2006 as a source of statutory authority for the wall — apparently to avoid asking Congress to pass a new statute, which could be filibustered by Senate Democrats.

But the 2006 law authorizes the secretary of homeland security only to take actions to secure the border that are “necessary and appropriate.” These are the same words (in the opposite order) the Supreme Court interpreted in Michigan v. E.P.A. As Justice Scalia said, it would not be “appropriate” to “impose billions of dollars in economic costs in return for a few dollars” in benefits.

President Trump’s proposed wall would certainly cost billions of dollars: He says $8 billion, while more realistic estimates put the price tag at $15 billion to $25 billion (and $500 million per year for upkeep).

What about the benefits of the wall? First, it won’t keep many aliens out. No matter how high the wall is, it won’t stop smugglers from tunneling underground, as many have already done to get past existing border fences. Moreover, the wall won’t stop a majority of unlawful immigrants, who now enter the United States on visas that they overstay.

Indeed, research indicates that border barriers are more likely to keep unlawful immigrants inside the country from exiting than to prevent people from entering. Even John Kelly, President Trump’s pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, said during testimony that a wall “in and of itself will not do the job.”

Second, even if the wall does lower the number of unlawful immigrants in the United States, the economic gains from reducing illegal immigration are not greater than the cost of the wall. In fact, the economic effects would quite likely be zero or negative. Illegal immigrants pay billions of dollars in taxes, purchase goods and services, and enhance American productivity in sectors such as agriculture. A 2012 study published by the Cato Institute concluded that the gross domestic product would decline by roughly 1.5 percent — or $2.6 trillion over a decade — if we pursue a program of mass deportation and block undocumented immigrants from returning. Similarly, a study commissioned by The Wall Street Journal last year concluded that Arizona’s economy was on average 2 percent smaller per year because of the large-scale departure of undocumented immigrants from 2008 to 2015.

j., Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

We're discussing the GOP, preternaturally talented at expunging its statutory and jurisprudential history in the name of staying on K Street.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

if only McConnell could follow Scalia's example

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

(re:...dying)

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/824450520861573120

dunno if y'all saw this video clip from the upcoming ABC interview but this dude is fucking crazy

also lol that "registered in two states" includes his own chief strategist and one of his daughters

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

Dumber than a bag of hammers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

which isn't illegal (only casting votes in two states is), so no idea why he's focused on that, but the hypocrisy is equal parts hilarious and infuriating as per usual

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)

Dems unanimously approve Ben Carson. We need new Dems.
Dems unanimously approve Ben Carson. We need new Dems.
Dems unanimously approve Ben Carson. We need new Dems.

Trump could shit on their heads and they'd thank him for the hat

James Ensor is alive and well and the official state artist

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 03:59 (eight years ago)

POTUS has to be examined by a Walter Reed doctor annually, surely? He's out then. 100% nuts

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

GOP gonna be in lockstep w Trump: http://m.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/The-Latest-Senators-says-Trump-promoting-10884076.php

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:09 (eight years ago)

there's a new Sheriff in town

https://gatesofhellandevildead.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/lasthouse.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

god I hope "actually, YOU will be paying for the wall" gets some of his core to flip on him. his whole stupid campaign was built on it.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)

Trump and team are trying to use any shiny object to deflect from the today's new House Intelligence Comittee's inquiry into the communications between Comey, wikileaks, Russia and the Trump campaign staffers.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:25 (eight years ago)

ps://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/824450520861573120

dunno if y'all saw this video clip from the upcoming ABC interview but this dude is fucking crazy

yea that clip is ....... wild. this is all so fucking crazy

marcos, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:32 (eight years ago)

lolwut

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:34 (eight years ago)

His core loves that wall though. I've already seen them saying that even if we spend a lot on the wall it's okay because we will end up saving all the money they insist we now spent on undocumented immigrants. Also they might believe him when he says that Mexico will somehow reimburse us even if they never understand how.

MrDasher, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

DAVID MUIR: But what I'm asking ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The people that ...

DAVID MUIR: ... what I'm asking that -- when you say in your opinion millions of illegal votes, that is something that is extremely fundamental to our functioning democracy, a fair and free election.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Sure. Sure. Sure.

DAVID MUIR: You say you're gonna launch an investigation.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Sure, done.

DAVID MUIR: What you have presented so far has been debunked. It's been called ...

(OVERTALK)

DAVID MUIR: ... false.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: No, it hasn't. Take a look at the Pew reports.

DAVID MUIR: I called the author of the Pew report last night. And he told me that they found no evidence of voter ...

(OVERTALK)

DAVID MUIR: ... fraud.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Really? Then why did he write the report?

DAVID MUIR: He said no evidence of voter fraud.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Excuse me, then why did he write the report?

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: According to Pew report, then he's -- then he's groveling again. You know, I always talk about the reporters that grovel when they wanna write something that you wanna hear but not necessarily millions of people wanna hear or have to hear.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:40 (eight years ago)

Still with the fucking size of the crowd as well (if anyone can tell me what the actual fuck he's on about, please go right ahead):

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/824456217619599361

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

In fact, have at the whole thing:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/transcript-abc-news-anchor-david-muir-interviews-president/story?id=45047602

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

i have to keep taking breaks every few moments because it's so nauseating to read

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:51 (eight years ago)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: People loved it. They loved it. They gave me a standing ovation for a long period of time. They never even sat down, most of them, during the speech. There was love in the room. You and other networks covered it very inaccurately. I hate to say this to you and you probably won't put it on but turn on Fox and see how it was covered. And see how people respond to that speech.

That speech was a good speech. And you and a couple of other networks tried to downplay that speech. And it was very, very unfortunate that you did. The people of the CIA loved the speech. If I was going to take a vote in that room, there were, like, 300, 350 people, over 1,000 wanted to be there but they couldn't. They were all CIA people. I would say I would've gotten 350 to nothing in that room. That's what the vote would've been. That speech was a big hit, a big success -- success. And then I came back and I watched you on television and a couple of others.

DAVID MUIR: Not me personally.

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: And they tried to demean. Excuse me?

DAVID MUIR: Not me personally.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Not you personally but your network -- and they tried to demean the speech. And I know when things are good or bad. A poll just came out on my inauguration speech which was extraordinary that people loved it. Loved and liked. And it was an extraordinary poll.

DAVID MUIR: I guess that's what I'm getting at. You talked about the poll, the people loving your inaugural speech and the size of your ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP: No, because you bring it up.

DAVID MUIR: I'm asking, well, on day one you ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Well, you just brought it up. I didn't bring it up. I didn't wanna -- talk about the inauguration speech. But I think I did a very good job and people really liked it. You saw the poll. Just came out this morning. You bring it up. I didn't bring it up.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

DAVID MUIR: Let me ask you, has the magnitude of this job hit you yet?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: It has periodically hit me. And it is a tremendous magnitude.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

The worst thing is that I can hear his voice as I read it. Worst, apart from EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HE SAYS. None of it makes any fucking sense at all.

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:53 (eight years ago)

xpost, I nearly never made it past that bit, tbh.

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

I mean I kinda go with Josh's reading here, there's really only two ways this presidency can go, either he's a GOP puppet or he goes full MAGA and continues to defy all logic and fiscal responsibility until only the deplorables are left. The former could've likely worked out but the latter almost certainly won't - we're on week 1 and there's already been an incredible amount of infighting and leaks, and how long can things really keep up like that? There was a segment on Maddow where she went over a PPP poll that showed that even Trump's supporters aren't really buying his shit anymore. These fuckers will all be up for re-election some day.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:01 (eight years ago)

Every day I think I've come to grips with the guy as a self-obsessed and profoundly ignorant guy with a persecution complex. And then he one ups himself and I just don't know what to think anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:02 (eight years ago)

DAVID MUIR: Mr. President, I wanna ask you about refugees. You're about to sign a sweeping executive action to suspend immigration to this country.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Right.

DAVID MUIR: Who are we talking about? Is this the Muslim ban?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: We're talking about -- no it's not the Muslim ban. But it's countries that have tremendous terror. It's countries that we're going to be spelling out in a little while in the same speech. And it's countries that people are going to come in and cause us tremendous problems. Our country has enough problems without allowing people to come in who, in many cases or in some cases, are looking to do tremendous destruction.

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: You look at what's happening ...

DAVID MUIR: Which countries are we talking about?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: ... you'll be hearing about it in two hours because I have a whole list. You'll be very thrilled. You're looking at people that come in, in many cases, in some cases with evil intentions. I don't want that. They're ISIS. They're coming under false pretense. I don't want that.

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:02 (eight years ago)

glad that Muir didn't totally softball the interview but it would've been nice to bring up the fact that most if not all the people clapping were his paid staffers

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:04 (eight years ago)

(I think he doesn't know who these countries are because he doesn't have his thrilling list in front of him) xpost to myself

ailsa, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:04 (eight years ago)

that point made way upthread about how the voter fraud thing is just a cover for him to suspend voting rights later was interesting but given everything we know about Trump the far more likely explanation is that he simply can't stand that he lost the popular vote because it hurts his massive ego which matters way more to him then any of his dumb policies

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:07 (eight years ago)

I mean I kinda go with Josh's reading here, there's really only two ways this presidency can go, either he's a GOP puppet or he goes full MAGA and continues to defy all logic and fiscal responsibility until only the deplorables are left. The former could've likely worked out but the latter almost certainly won't ...
― frogbs, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 9:01 PM

I'm afraid the latter, rather than getting people increasingly pissed, will get them increasingly used to it, and not mind after a year or two.

nickn, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:08 (eight years ago)

if it turns out to be $25 billion like has been estimated (more than double what Trump claims), I can see some GOP folks having a hard time greenlighting that, even if most of them go party line on it.

a simple way that trump can justify/dismiss the cost of the wall to his supporters is to claim that the wall will end up saving much more than what it costs, no matter what it costs, because it'll saving the united states so much time and and hassle on dealing with those pesky undocumented immigrants who are murdering and raping and stealing jobs, etc. the truth of the matter doesn't make a difference; all he needs to do is displace the idea of the cost with the idea of the benefit

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

as for GOP folks, trump can pacify them by cutting domestic spending by, oh i don't know, $25 billion to compensate for the cool wall

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

as long as i'm wildly speculating, i'll add that perhaps there are incentives for the wall to be even more expensive to build, if he's "forced" to cut domestic spending to compensate

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:11 (eight years ago)

remembering all my friends who said "honestly, I'm more scared of Cruz" in the primaries makes me so pissed, like we'd be in a really bad shitshow w/ him too and he's also not a well man but even he isn't *this* far gone.

then again, the Republican party is p much currently stocked with people who are in various stages of losing their minds. like I can't even think of who the least insane one is at this point.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:12 (eight years ago)

i can't tell if arnold schwartznegger is insane or if he's perfectly normal

he uses this against me when we play apples to apples

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:15 (eight years ago)

haha, even the first two lines of that interview are gold:

DAVID MUIR: Mr. President, it's an honor to be here at the White House.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Thank you very much, David.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:17 (eight years ago)

just been such an exhausting week. like Bush era was exhausting too but generally you got breaks from getting pissed at the shit he did.

like I said, I go back to the giant fictitious meteor annihilating us all and it's such a warm feeling.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

-bob marley

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

DAVID MUIR: What got my attention, Mr. President, was when you said, "Maybe we'll have another chance."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Well, don't let it get your attention too much because we'll see what happens. I mean, we're gonna see what happens. You know, I told you and I told everybody else that wants to talk when it comes to the military I don't wanna discuss things.

I wanna let -- I wanna let the action take place before the talk takes place. I watched in Mosul when a number of months ago generals and politicians would get up and say, "We're going into Mosul in four months." Then they'd say, "We're going in in three months, two months, one month. We're going in next week."

Okay, and I kept saying to myself, "Gee, why do they have to keep talking about going in?" All right, so now they go in and it is tough because they're giving the enemy all this time to prepare. I don't wanna do a lot of talking on the military. I wanna talk after it's finished, not before it starts.

Uh okay. It sounds like he's saying: "I may invade Iraq, but if I do I won't be warning anyone ahead of time"

jmm, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:40 (eight years ago)

At a ceremony in Washington, D.C., Donald Trump, a WWE Hall of Fame inductee who has been named in at least 169 federal lawsuits, placed his hand on Abraham Lincoln’s Bible, swore he would preserve the Constitution, and ascended to the presidency of the United States.[1][2][3] “Amazingly,” said Trump, “it rained.”[4] Trump delivered a sixteen-minute inaugural address, the first in American history to use the words “bleed,” “ravages,” and “carnage.”[5] Trump’s press secretary, Sean Spicer, who swallows at least 35 sticks of cinnamon-flavored Orbit gum a day and has tweeted for five years that Dippin’ Dots are “not the ice cream of the future,” said the inauguration’s audience, which was smaller than the previous two inaugural crowds, was the “largest audience ever, period.”[6][7][8] The White House website published a biography of Trump that stated he had the most electoral-college votes of any Republican president since 1988, a time period encompassing only one Republican president.[9] In a speech to 400 CIA employees, Trump, who recently tweeted that the behavior of U.S. intelligence agencies made him feel he was “living in Nazi Germany,” said that he was on their “same wavelength,” prompting applause from the audience members whom Trump had brought with him to the event.[10][11][12] At an inaugural ball attended by the bounty hunter and reality-television star Duane “Dog” Chapman, Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway punched a man in the face.[13][14] In demonstrations across Washington, groups of protesters lit a limousine on fire and broke the windows of a Bank of America, a white supremacist who said “sure” when asked whether he liked black people was punched in the face, a man marched with two alpacas and a llama to demand better trade policies, and at least 10 journalists simultaneously photographed a trash-can fire.[15][16][17][18]

Several of Trump’s associates were reported to be under investigation for having ties to Russia, and a Russian mining company minted a two-foot-wide commemorative coin featuring Trump’s portrait and the words “In Trump We Trust.”[19][20] The Trump Administration said that it would be open to military cooperation with the Russian government, which would break current U.S. law, and Russia, which recently announced it was withdrawing its forces from Syria, signed a 49-year lease with the Syrian government guaranteeing it an air base and more berths for its warships.[21][22] Iran warned that it would resume its nuclear program if Trump didn’t honor the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, which Trump has pledged to break.[23] In one of his first executive actions, Trump backed out of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, which would have created a free-trade bloc between a dozen Pacific-Rim countries.[24] The dollar’s value dropped in Asia, Australia said it was open to China joining the trade agreement, and China announced it was prepared to lead the world.[25][26][27] “The Americans,” said an adviser to German chancellor Angela Merkel, “will get the Trump they elected.”[28]

In the largest protest in U.S. history, Americans in 600 cities marched through the streets carrying signs that read, “Really?,” “Not usually a protester but geez,” “This is really bad,” “So bad even introverts are here,” “[internally screaming],” “We f#cked up bigly,” “There will be hell toupee,” “Honestly there are too many problems with this administration to adequately summarize in one sign,” “Literally everything about this is so awful that I have no idea where to even start,” “Donald Trump uses Comic Sans,” “Mike Pence likes Nickelback,” “I’ve seen sturdier cabinets at IKEA,” “Just, ugh,” “I wish this were fake news,” “Trump is an offense to human dignity,” “the gays have had it,” “my Mama don’t like Trump and she likes everyone,” “this is fucked up,” “I can’t believe I left the Soviet Union for this shit,” “I can’t believe we are still protesting this,” “this is our cuntry,” “Sorry world, we will fix this,” “if Britney can make it through 2007, we can make it through this,” “Chin up, fangs out,” “Tits forward,” “Add pumpkin spice to racism so white women will care,” “Unite the states of America,” “We shall overcomb!,” “We are the resistance!,” “free Melania!

http://harpers.org/blog/2017/01/weekly-review-2/

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 05:46 (eight years ago)

President Donald Trump to publish weekly list of crimes committed by immigrants

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

jesus christ

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 January 2017 11:57 (eight years ago)

The decision to publish a list of immigrant crimes is reminiscent of the ‘Black crime’ listings on Breitbart News - the far-right website that until recently was run by Steve Bannon, who is now Mr Trump’s chief strategist.

God help us.

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 11:57 (eight years ago)

The Harpers thing is such a wonderful summary

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:08 (eight years ago)

every time I refresh the news it feels like I'm descending further into a new circle of hell

lex pretend, Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

Same. I tried to keep up with all this shit, but it just can't be done. It's too much. Very much feel the tendency to witch off from it, but that would mean terrorist Trump won right? Ugh.

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)

It feels worse not knowing

lex pretend, Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

remembering all my friends who said "honestly, I'm more scared of Cruz" in the primaries makes me so pissed, like we'd be in a really bad shitshow w/ him too and he's also not a well man but even he isn't *this* far gone

Repulsive and bigoted as Cruz is, those people were idiots. It was clear even at the time that Trump was mentally unhinged and totally unbeholden to the norms that usually keep presidents in check. What is happening to our country now is a global crisis.

Treeship, Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)

xp It does. But the pace and magnitude of his demolition of America (and consequences for the rest of the world) is giving me vertigo.

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

Good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

Hey I said a while back that we might very well be in a major recession and on the verge of war at the inauguration, so I'm actually kinda okay with laughing at how bad this is all is. Plus my whole family is inside the blast radius so WH news seems even more absurd

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)

Assuming this is accurate, the list of cuts Trump has promised makes grim reading. It seems like anything related to arts, the environment or minorities is fair game.

* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the DOJ’s Violence Against Women programs.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the National Endowment for the Humanities.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Minority Business Development Agency.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Economic Development Administration.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the International Trade Administration.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Manufacturing Extension Partnership.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Legal Services Corporation.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Environmental and Natural Resources Division of the DOJ.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Overseas Private Investment Corporation.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Electricity Deliverability and Energy Reliability.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy.
* On January 19th, 2017, DT said that he would cut funding for the Office of Fossil Energy.

Pheeel, Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:57 (eight years ago)

or overseas, international, etc.

Cutting the MEP seems to be exactly 100% at odds with everything he said on the campaign but probably some gigantic company told him to do it so there you go

https://www.nist.gov/mep

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

he's just such a phenomenal dipshit. the list of immigrant crimes stupidity is basically an order for DHS to start thrashing every tiny little local PD with an unfunded mandate

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/824595118955069441

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:11 (eight years ago)

US policy is gonna be dictated by the 5:30 AM segment of fox news

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

Elizabeth Warren wrote a long explanation of why she voted for Carson, but apparently deleted it again? The gist of it was, that it could have been worse.

Her explanation is still up: basically "He's a dipshit but he promised these things and I look forward to holding him to them". I can see her point, it's 'charmingly' Obamaesque in that if we blanket refuse our votes then the candidates can just moon us for two days and then get voted in anyway, but if we treat them like grown-ups then we can get them to commit to more reasonable positions - but it may be a relic of a time when words had meaning.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

Guesses on whether "criminal actions committed by aliens" means arrested vs convicted vs someone rang our hotline and said?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

warren is up for reelection in 2018, is why

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

How many of her prospective voters are going to give a shit on which way she voted on Ben fucking Carson, though?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

Hm, there was a different explanation up on her facebook. I mean, the same explanation really, it just included some stuff about the alternative to Carson quite probably being even worse.

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

Rob Rhinehart could probably spare a half-day a week?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

Guesses on whether "criminal actions committed by aliens" means arrested vs convicted vs someone rang our hotline and said?

That's this guy's problem now

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeromeconrad

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

Yam parrots "Fox and Friends" by minutes

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/824604869860487168

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

Please try to keep up

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:48 (eight years ago)

ben carson somehow seems charmingly benign at this point compared to the raging shitshow of the last three days

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

The "immigrant crimes" thing is fucking terrifying. Everything is, but that is off the charts in terms of implementing fascism. Your daily reminder of the groups you're supposed to hate and dehumanize. Between that and "investigations" of "voter fraud" but only in states he didn't win, it's just.... fuck.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

he's calling undocumented immigrants "removable aliens" now

example (crüt), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

on warren: https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-01-26/senator-warren-isn-t-weak-for-backing-trump-s-nominees

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

this sidesteps the issue of which nominees senators are voting to confirm. no one is killing Bernie for voting yes on Mattis because he's seen as a worthy candidate. Ben fucking Carson can't demonstrate sufficient competence to make me think he could run a Wendy's, let along a cabinet department.

evol j, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

did we talk about his German golfer friend anecdote?

this guy is the worst piece of shit ever. I just can not fucking believe this is real anymore .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

his logic there reminds me of that of my senile grandmother. no ability to distinguish anecdote from trend

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

Next issue of TIME, sorry if hueg

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/g9510-20_hat-cover.jpg?quality=85&w=840

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

Your daily reminder of the groups you're supposed to hate and dehumanize.

I legit believe they're taking this idea from white supremacist websites.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

can we talk about sarah kendzior? how is constant doom and gloom about how we're going to die in 12 months helpful to anyone, especially if you ostensibly want to start a movement as she seems to

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

Bannon did it on Breitbart, so yeah. xp

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/25/world/europe/sergei-mikhailov-russian-cybercrimes-agent-arrested.html

"Top Russian Cybercrimes Agent Arrested on Charges of Treason"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/annalecta/status/824615628212428800

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

What's this stuff about Reince wanting to resign but Ryan talking him down?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

on warren: https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-01-26/senator-warren-isn-t-weak-for-backing-trump-s-nominees

quislings circling the wagons

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

You have no idea who Quisling was, I suppose.

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

i do, plz fucking get off my planet

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

look i know most ilx0rs are prob dirty dirty dem socialists and capitalism is inherently sociopathic... but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

he's still planning to slash the corporate tax

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

xx-post: Spoken like a true imperialistic dipshit.

Check up a bit on the responses from different Scandinavian governments to the nazis, and consider which one is more like what the dems are doing.

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

morbs considers this thread his own little planet I think

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

investors seem to like deregulation. i made the same mistake at first, thinking that the markets would drop off a cliff soon after the election. and i guess i'm still making the same mistake, since i moved my retirement account funds over to the "safe" bonds category this past monday, in anticipation of some sort of financial meltdown this year.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

look i know most ilx0rs are prob dirty dirty dem socialists and capitalism is inherently sociopathic... but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

I think this might be especially unsettling as a social democrat? Social democracy sort of requires you to believe that capitalism is compatible with social justice.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

look i know most ilx0rs are prob dirty dirty dem socialists and capitalism is inherently sociopathic... but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

― will, Thursday, January 26, 2017 10:08 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark

if he's makes further movements about blowing up NAFTA and other trade agreements + introducing a tariff i could see markets reacting very negatively

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

lol @ this morning already

Trump's tweet about Chelsea Manning being a traitor came right after FOX News said that exact thing. Sean Spicer might have just accidentally tweeted out his password this morning. These people are not exactly masterminds.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

xposts

ambiguous remarks about tax cuts & deregs, sure. but his rhetoric on trade is crazy out-of-step with big ballers. immigration, both 'legal' AND 'illegal', is unambiguously good for the economy. i'd argue that so is not having an unhinged lunatic with anger issues and untreated ADD at the helm. but wtf do i know

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

sund4r I just think it means believing that capitalism isn't incompatible with democracy and a fair society. But all those terms are so vague and broad in common use as to be meaningless in politics anyway.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

xxxxpost

How long until Trump appoints Special Prosecutor to look into the Sandy Hook false flag op?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

the prospect of alex jones and sean spicer bellowing at each other in the press room, purple-faced and shirtless, is, i have to admit, kind of hard to resist

at least we'll have some laughs before society collapses in 11 weeks or so

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

opposition should be based on Python "Confuse-a-Cat" sketch

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

Well, as someone on a nightly business news channel noted, the rule is buy low and sell high, and right now it's high, so how long before people start to sell and cash out?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

How long until Trump appoints Special Prosecutor to look into the Sandy Hook false flag op

if Dems campaigned like Reps, the GOP would be synonymous with Dylann Roof and Sandy Hook denialism.

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

9-dimensional chess, surely

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-25/trump-plan-for-wall-with-mexico-pushes-builders-shares-higher

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

Traditionally, big-government social democracies have been quite compatible with social justice, at least in Scandinavia, which traditionally scores high on women issues, and were amongst the first countries in the world to deal with gay rights. The vision is probably best summed up in the Swedish notion of Folkhemmet. But while that vision has been able to benefit women and lgbt groups, imo it has had a hard time dealing with globalism.

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

Is treason in the U.s. defined as being against the Head of State or the State itself? & if its teh latter how does that exclude Trump?
Is it something he can be prosecuted for? & isn't it a death sentence?

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

Consult John Marshall's opinion in the Aaron Burr triangle.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

er, tria

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

*trial. I hate this keyboard

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

That Marshall/Burr/Hamilton love triangle was pretty hot, though.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

lambskin condoms and everything!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

http://thebulletin.org/press-release/it-now-two-and-half-minutes-midnight10432

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

Heard a really funny joke about lambskin condoms, how they're bestiality, necrophilia and pedophilia all wrapped up in one. Anyway:

Bernstein said discussions going on in Washington this week were “unlike anything I have seen in 50 years as a reporter”.

“I am hearing from Republicans, and other reporters are as well, that there is open discussion by members of the President of the United States’ own party about his emotional maturity, stability,” he said.

“People are saying that his psyche is driving the news cycle.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

I'll repeat: so long as the GOP gets what it wants Trump can scratch his head with his toes and it won't matter.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

trump's popularity affects whether or not the gop can get what it wants

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

look i know most ilx0rs are prob dirty dirty dem socialists and capitalism is inherently sociopathic... but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

― will

as someone who is... capitalism-agnostic, not hugely. i'm disappointed, but unsurprised. the capitalist economists i'm familiar with don't posit capitalism as an intrinsically moral force, and certainly capitalism as an economic system is just as compatible with fascism as it is with democracy. the markets are not a quasi-mystical force, but an aggregate reflection of individual beliefs, and if they were an effective means of political power, we'd all be talking doom and gloom about president clinton right now.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

http://thebulletin.org/press-release/it-now-two-and-half-minutes-midnight10432

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

look, since the doomsday clock is basically a propaganda tool with no empirical basis anyway, would it kill them to bump it up another 30 seconds? if we're all going to die at least we can jam out to maiden while doing so.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

@JuddLegum
Only 17 Democrats are publicly opposing Sessions, who couldn't get confirmed as a federal judge because of his history of racism

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

this is gonna sound gross, but watching that ABC interview i can only imagine that Trump supporters were having full body orgasms at all that tough immigration and torture talk. for real, that is their dream come true. you guys hear a lunatic, they hear the sweet nothings of the greatest lover they've ever known.

also, something lots and lots of people who didn't vote for Trump won't tell you: they like hearing the anti-immigration talk too. that's a little secret they have. shhhhhh.....

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

@JuddLegum
Only 17 Democrats are publicly opposing Sessions, who couldn't get confirmed as a federal judge because of his history of racism

this is truly fucked, people better get loud about this

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

The doomsday clock part I don't get. I think Trump is doing and will do all kinds of horrible things but I feel like the Fox News conventional "wisdom" he represents is more isolationist/racist "I don't want to see a hijab in my kid's school, those people have to be dealt with" than expansionist "nuke Teheran" but maybe I just don't watch Fox News enough.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

I'm interested in how much Trump will have to rely on eminent domain (aka GOVERNMENT TYRANNY!!!eleven!!!) to build more of a border wall.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/challenges-building-border-wall/?hpid=hp_rhp-top-table-main_trumpwallgraphic-750pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

Not because it's going to change anything, I just like the idea of Trompers having to reconcile KEEP OUT THE BROWN PEOPLE with OMG JACKBOOTED THUGS SEIZING PRIVATE PROPERTY

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

also, something lots and lots of people who didn't vote for Trump won't tell you: they like hearing the anti-immigration talk too. that's a little secret they have. shhhhhh.....

p sure there's lots and lots more who abhor that talk, scott

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

The State Department’s entire senior management team just resigned

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

The doomsday clock part I don't get. I think Trump is doing and will do all kinds of horrible things but I feel like the Fox News conventional "wisdom" he represents is more isolationist/racist "I don't want to see a hijab in my kid's school, those people have to be dealt with" than expansionist "nuke Teheran" but maybe I just don't watch Fox News enough.

think it's the more "fuck science, let's put Florida underwater" attitude

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

something lots and lots of people who didn't vote for Trump won't tell you: they like hearing the anti-immigration talk too. that's a little secret they have. shhhhhh.....

probably. i have no doubt that many non-Trump voters get squicked out by BLM and refugee issues. so this would not surprise me.

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

hoo boy @ those State resignations

sleeve, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

High school friend of mine has worked at State for decades and has been posted overseas (notably in Latin America). Just hit her up on FB to ask if we can expect more of the same.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

My intuition is that outside hard-core right-wing circles the

"I don't trust BLM, why would a cop shoot someone unless they had a good reason"

vote

is bigger than the

"why aren't we cracking down on illegal immigration, there are too many signs in Spanish around here"

vote and the

"why are we accepting refugees from Syria, they might be terrorists"

vote put together.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

That State Department thing is nuts. Career civil servants will save us all.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

I'll repeat: so long as the GOP gets what it wants Trump can scratch his head with his toes and it won't matter.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 26, 2017 10:54 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup. GOP has been talking about trump's "emotional maturity and stability" since trump declared his candidacy. none of them give a shit as long as 1) he rubber-stamps everything they want and 2) as long as he doesn't threaten their own electoral prospects and hold on power

marcos, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C282DJfUkAA-lid.png

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Someone should make these for real.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/insane-clown-posse-is-organising-a-juggalo-march-on-washington-a7547101.html

when you've lost the Juggalo crowd...

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

I feel like the Fox News conventional "wisdom" he represents is more isolationist/racist "I don't want to see a hijab in my kid's school, those people have to be dealt with" than expansionist "nuke Teheran" but maybe I just don't watch Fox News enough.

he has talked pretty frequently and consistently about how he thinks iran is taking over the region (because of the "terrible deal") and how we should have taken iraq's oil, how we "got nothing" from the war. in the alex jones interview from dec 2015 he said "first of all I’m the most militaristic person there is." i'm inclined to believe him when he shares his dreams of attempting to destroy other countries and steal their assets. trump is in some ways a wildly unpredictable person, but on some issues he is very stubborn and consistent, and the need to annihilate another country and steal all their shit while humiliating them seems to be a permanent desire for him.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

it's not hard to imagine the next ISIS-related terrorist event prompting an incredible overreaction from the trump administration. they know it would happen, and so does he.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

look i know most ilx0rs are prob dirty dirty dem socialists and capitalism is inherently sociopathic... but is anyone else finding it unsettling that Trump's obvious derangement and aggressive breaches of decency and flouting of institutional norms isn't affecting markets in a negative way?

― will, Thursday, January 26, 2017 10:08 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark

I think a lot of my own anxiety is checking the news to see the daily 12 unthinkably evil and/or batshit stories that are breaking, and the weird excitement and horror I feel as a result in which I'm terrified that all the awful things are coming to fruition but then at the same time excited cause I keep expecting that at some point enough will accumulate and the whole roof will cave in on him and his henchmen. The unsettling part is that no matter how many of those unthinkable evil and/or insane stories break, nothing ever seems to deliver! Trump is such an incoherently underwritten evil villain that I'm waiting for the part of this dumb cliche movie where he drives his car into the manure truck and everyone cheers and the credits roll. WHEN? It never gets to that final part of the movie. Perpetual gloomy cliche evil every single day. Fuck off please, I finished my popcorn a long time ago.

Evan, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

he hasn't even been president for a week, calm down

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

he's been unleashing a steady torrent of toxic shit for 18 months now, which has only intensified over the last five days

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

oh I see mookie posted that, sorry

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Mexican prez cancels trip to Washington. Insane Trump tweets in 3, 2, 1...

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

Theresa May's on her way over though, hooray!

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thank-you-trump-twitter-rally_us_58884c75e4b0441a8f71db38

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

that state dept thing is weird. afaict the wp piece is a personal column not a bylined news article, and https://twitter.com/APDiploWriter/status/824659088743206913.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Exactly, him becoming president was only a recent part of this exhausting and disappointing trajectory.

Also, despite that melodrama I am relatively calm numb, thanks. Just reflecting and venting a bit.

xposts

Evan, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

wow at the state dept. resignations. i wonder if there was something specific (from tillerson, trump, or elsewhere) that triggered it.

speaking of tillerson, in that same alex jones interview trump said: "“We should keep the oil, we'll get Exxon Mobil, they’ll go in, we'll get other oil companies, some of the other oil companies, we'll bid it up - we should keep the oil - you know to the victor goes the spoils...” etc. 1 year later, the CEO of exxon mobil is in charge of foreign relations.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Well, Trump just fucked up the Mexico meeting. One down, a million bad decisions to go.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

Sonned in a Mexico beef.

So what's the response? Dude is all about dominating and it's now his turn to make the next move.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

wow Pena Nieto didn't just roll over for Trump like everyone thought he would

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

My first thought when I read the State Dept resignation news: Hiring freeze what?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

the state dept resignations are crazy

as much as i want to see more chaos like that undermine trump it alarms me to think about who will replace those career civil servants

marcos, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Inside the West Wing, it is almost impossible for some aides to know what is in the executive orders, staffers say. They have been written by Stephen Miller, Trump’s senior White House adviser for policy, and Steve Bannon, Trump’s chief strategist, according to people familiar with the matter. Ideas for some of the Trump executive orders came from transition officials and so-called “landing teams,” sources say, who weren’t working in the White House.

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

So according to the Post the state dept staff all had to resign anyway as a matter of form; did they have to do something else today? Like a "for real am actually quitting no backsies" letter?

This seems pretty devastating though. A headless state dept has to be crippling for a man who wants to just fire out commands and have someone make pretend real.

stet, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

tbh i doubt he cares about the state department or knows what it does. he's the master of the deal, not them; they might as well just get out of the way

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

I'm terrified that all the awful things are coming to fruition but then at the same time excited cause I keep expecting that at some point enough will accumulate and the whole roof will cave in on him and his henchmen

From that perspective, might it be oddly worse if he were coming out with moderate predictable Bob Dole type stuff.

I'll say one thing for the Trump team, what they are doing constitutes good customer service. They are giving change to people who said they wanted change. So one response to all the OMG THIS IS NOT NORMAL might be well, of course not. By design, and as advertised.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

countdown to Trump "actually I cancelled the meeting"

also countdown to Trump literally nuking Mexico

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

countdown to Trump "actually I cancelled the meeting"

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10158551466925725

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

HOLY LOL @POTUS IS ACTUALLY TIED TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/insane-clown-posse-is-organising-a-juggalo-march-on-washington-a7547101.html

when you've lost the Juggalo crowd...

― frogbs

look i know lol juggalos but let's be fair, juggalos en masse were _never_ on team trump. just because you're an idiot doesn't mean you support trump.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

sorry to keep bringing this up out of context over and over again (my new ilx username?) but good god, he's been talking about taking the oil of countries, paired with "to the victor belongs the spoils", for sooooo long!

april 2011
"the only way i'd go into libya is if you get the oil. i'm old fashioned. you know when you win a war, it's like, to the victor belongs the spoils?"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

oh I know, just the idea of organizing a group whose entire political philosophy seems to be "fuck politics" is pretty lol to me

the juggalos I know are nice and decent folk who just get busted for the occasional felony here and there

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Is that supposed to be obvious? I don't think I'd have any idea whether or not juggalos love Trump.

xps

Evan, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

to the victor goes the spoils
- Bob Marley

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

juggalos are pretty anti-authority and anti-racism

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

btw how much credence are we giving this white house whistleblower account? this matches up pretty well with what the media is reporting

http://imgur.com/a/TSrPJ

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

well, i feel like war on trumpism often gets construed on the uneducated white underclass, and in truth war on trumpism needs to be framed more as war on the uneducated white _middle class_. nobody's going to do that because all my life people have been alleging that the middle class are the best people, but at least we ought to not make false assumptions.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

lol https://twitter.com/edballs/status/824668915041243136

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

Is that supposed to be obvious? I don't think I'd have any idea whether or not juggalos love Trump.

It's screamingly obvious if you can tolerate the music enough to listen to the lyrics; a figure like Trump is the platonic ideal of everything the Juggalo Nation hates.

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

@frogbs, I don't buy it tbh. It's all responses to media stuff saying "Yes! I heard this!" and "I didn't leak this but I know the guy who did!". It reads like it's written by a teenager tbh. But then who knows right?

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

one of the chapo guys called juggalos "america's prophylactic against fascism"

goole, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

if ilx liberalism is going to support the dispossessed and discarded regardless how tacky and dumb their culture, we have to be pro-juggalo

whoop whoop

goole, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

Is that supposed to be obvious? I don't think I'd have any idea whether or not juggalos love Trump.

It's screamingly obvious if you can tolerate the music enough to listen to the lyrics; a figure like Trump is the platonic ideal of everything the Juggalo Nation hates.

― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Thursday, January 26, 2017 12:47 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good to know! Yeah, I never really listened to the music myself.

Evan, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

at the very least, i mean, michigan is a swing state

goole, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

Juggalos were the previous attempt to talk about class without saying 'class', right?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

clearly Trump has supporters of all classes, feel like any search to find the one that supports him most or is to blame somehow is a red herring

Dominique, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

*leans into microphone*

WRONG, BITCH!

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

is that your argument, or are you quoting Spicer?

Dominique, Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

there is literally an ICP song about torching the confederate flag fwiw

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

fuckin' magnates, how do they work

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

hahaha

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

omg

sleeve, Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

if ilx liberalism is going to support the dispossessed and discarded regardless how tacky and dumb their culture, we have to be pro-juggalo

whoop whoop

― goole, Thursday, January 26, 2017 11:50 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Just listened to "Confederate Flag" - torching the flag is putting it... lightly.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

that song is the basis for some good antifa juggalo memes if you care to go down that particular rabbit hole

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

"Mexican President Pena Nieto says its "50 U.S. consulates will convert into migrant rights defense centers."

https://twitter.com/zellieimani/status/824663681564872705

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

the juggalo march has nothing to do with trump

just another (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

i assumed that white house twitter leak was fake at first but it seemed more credible as it went on and the fact that it's now down makes me now assume it was probably true. there isn't anything in there that's not believable

akm, Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

by christ how petty is this man?

stet, Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

Truly. As I noted on the social activism thread, I spoke with the Duckworth and Durbin offices today, and expressed concerns as a voter and citizen that he could very well be mentally unstable. And one of their offices actually did invoke the 25th Amendment for my benefit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

not linked yet afaict

https://impeachdonaldtrumpnow.org/

sleeve, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

Heard an interview on NPR where are the subject emphasized that the state department resignations were a big deal, as well as a couple of other high-profile resignations, like the head of border patrol I think.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

https://impeachdonaldtrumpnow.org/

this went up the day after the inauguration, I think I linked it on the Social Activism thread

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

first they came for the juggalos, and I said nothing, because I was not a juggalo...

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

fuck me running

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

countdown to Trump "actually I cancelled the meeting"

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/latest-trump-expected-turn-attention-back-economy-45059922

hour and a half

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

Canada should cancel as well. His feather ruffling regarding Canada has been largely the same bullshit, asking for massively favorable new trade deals that pretty much exclusively benefit America.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

t/s: juggalos vs furries for trump

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

Besides the most obvious reasons, namely vanity and insanity and narcissism and the like, not to mention how he has lived his entire life, I wonder if Trump is behaving this way in office because he thinks that is how the president is supposed to behave from watching a lifetime of Fantastical Hollywood movies with authoritarian and shoot-from-the-hip chief executives?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

allegedly he doesn't have the attention span for movies; he's just a dyed-in-the-wool asshole

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

i don't think that furry thing actually happened, but i'm going to say it did anyway. #alternativefact

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

plus i don't think he's scholarly enough to go back to Gabriel over the White House

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zKQpdgo.gif

I hate this world

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

I am pretty confident that if Donald Trump has not seen Air Force One, then surely somebody gave him a synopsis.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

this really did happen though...

https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15037185_1011376475639570_4244792954819578364_n.jpg?oh=43cd9bfe8fa28408b0d57644b2727dd1&oe=591FE1CE

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

xxp he's a creature of habit and wants to live like he's always lived, i.e. being pissed he cant watch 'the shows' past 9am anymore bc of meetings. also how the media 'won't let him enjoy the white house' via showing footage of protests, his small crowd etc.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

has he moved his hair doctor into the white house yet

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

i give him two weeks before he's just living in the white house bunker. coke. hookers. rinse pubis. other loyal minions. figuring out who to bomb first.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

asking for massively favorable new trade deals that pretty much exclusively benefit America.

Don't worry he'll get those from the UK.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

i take that back about rinse now that i've read that leaker guy's tweets. apparently he wanted to leave.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/eypdM7Z.jpg

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

man we should have a golf lolz thread

gr8080, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

i have a bet going w some ppl that he's out of office by july 1. got a hundred bux riding on this. feel good about it

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

has anyone read that 7 Days In Ohio book? it looks good.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-juggalo-culture-teaches-us-about-trump/

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

callista gingrich being considered for ambassador to the vatican!

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

they'll fit right in with the clowns in congress!!!

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

has anyone read that 7 Days In Ohio book? it looks good.

ugh no, h8 rabin

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

Newt slavering over Melania on twitter made me think Callista might be ill :-(

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

whatever could disqualify noted adultery enthusiast callista gingrich from a gig at the vatican

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

@AltNatParkSer

"Jim Acosta, CNN, Mr. Spicer, what was your mother's maiden name?"

"Quick follow up, what was the name of your first pet"

#launchcodes

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

Ok lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

Being reported that that top Russian cyber guy just nabbed by the Kremlin for treason may have been the one leaking info to the US.

Posits TPM:

But this immediately poses the question: if Mikhailov was a US asset, how was he compromised? Did the information put out by US intelligence somehow lead to his exposure? Without putting too fine a point on it, a number of close advisors to President Trump are being scrutinized for ties to Russia. Some of them participated in the intelligence briefings the President receives.

Do we have a very big problem?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

FBI director James Comey to speak at SXSW

The topic of the talk will be cybersecurity

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

WASHINGTON — Stephen K. Bannon, President Trump’s chief White House strategist, laced into the American press during an interview on Wednesday evening, arguing that news organizations had been “humiliated” by an election outcome few anticipated, and repeatedly describing the media as “the opposition party” of the current administration.

“The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile,” Mr. Bannon said during a telephone call.

“I want you to quote this,” Mr. Bannon added. “The media here is the opposition party. They don’t understand this country. They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/26/business/media/stephen-bannon-trump-news-media.html

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

fuck off and die fascist

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

“You’re the opposition party,” Mr. Bannon said. “Not the Democratic Party. You’re the opposition party. The media’s the opposition party.”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

But this immediately poses the question: if Mikhailov was a US asset, how was he compromised? Did the information put out by US intelligence somehow lead to his exposure? Without putting too fine a point on it, a number of close advisors to President Trump are being scrutinized for ties to Russia. Some of them participated in the intelligence briefings the President receives.
Do we have a very big problem?

this is like reverse tinker tailor soldier spy w/the mole at the top acting as an asset for his own country.

nomar, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

if his face is an accurate reflection of his overall health you might get your wish sooner rather than later xxp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

Front page of the Times tomorrow:

OBESE WANNABE-FASCIST STEPHEN BANNON SHOULD FUCK OFF AND DIE IN EITHER OF THE STATES HE IS REGISTERED TO VOTE IN

voodoo chili, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

who dies first: Trump or Bannon?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

can you imagine if a Democrat had said that

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

Obama kinda did do that to Fox and Limbaugh

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

Philip Rucker ‏@PhilipRucker 12m12 minutes ago
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Trump has decided to pay for border wall with a 20 percent tax on imports from Mexico, Spicer told press pool.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

cool, good luck re-negotiating NAFTA

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

RIP avocados

example (crüt), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

wait so the GOP is gonna raise taxes

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

taxes on whom? the importers or the consumers?

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

(not that it matters because the cost will be passed on to the consumers anyway)

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

BUT HER EMAILS

nomar, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Literally the stupidest possible people are in charge.

No retaliation to Russia for the Syrian airbase shit, and there won't be any for these "treason" arrests either.

There's going to be a fucking coup.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

The Senate GOP's response to a 20% import tax will be interesting.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

I thought the idea behind authoritarianism is to gradually introduce it so people don't quite notice when it falls upon us. Being so blatant and shoving it down our throats right away should hopefully fuck up their plans

voodoo chili, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

I'm kinda interestinged out

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

xxp as long as it doesn't disproportionately affect the rich they won't give a shit

voodoo chili, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

its raining edicts, hallelujah

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

Wait, so will the WTO be cool with a 20% tax-hike for hurting Il Douche's feelings?

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

there's not going to be a coup. who could possibly lead a coup?

the late great, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

there's not going to be a coup. who could possibly lead a coup?

― the late great

needs must.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/482609348154114049/vJSSXDtl.jpeg

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

On a coup: who should lead it? I'm surprised at how little response there seems to be from everyone who is not Trump to his bizarre actions. Why aren't dems collectively out on the streets every day to protest this insanity?

Losing is humbling, no doubt. But standing idly by when Trump is demolishing your nation. Idgi.

xp the late great otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

there was a huge march last weekend and another one is already in the works

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

No I know that shakey, I didn't mean the dem people, I meant the people in congress/senate. Why are they not trying to shoot off every nomination for this Trump presidency? So many people still giving the go ahead to some abysmal candidates.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

didnt like 30 million people march and protest the iraq war

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

yeah Congress's response to this is utterly disheartening. I have a feeling there's going to be a terrible and unnecessary war that's going to cost thousands of lives and no one's going to do a damn thing about it. as cool as those marches are the people have no power whatsoever, the President doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of him because we're all just haters and losers (and possibly illegitimate) in his mind.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

Elected Dems think they still have a day job. Hey, I do too. Whatever memo got to the State Department heads today, I haven't seen it yet. Figuratively speaking.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

Congressional Dems are still a) trying to maintain some semblance of "normalcy" and b) don't have the votes to block any appointees.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

at bottom I think for a lot of them the calculus is "my vote doesn't matter here anyway, might as well act like things are normal and uphold the institution" etc. Some people who are planning for running for prez, and people who's seats are threatened in 2018, have a different calculus.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

Congressional Dems are still a) trying to maintain some semblance of "normalcy" and b) don't have the votes to block any appointees.

― Οὖτις

i understand b), but i don't understand a). this ain't business as usual and it benefits nobody to pretend it is.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

They don't have the votes to block anyone, but at the very least I'd expect them to show their voters - the 3 million more that voted dem - that they will not tolerate this lunacy and obstruct and protest everything they possibly can. We're way past "normalcy" imho.

I know it's easy for me to say, but still. Was expecting revolt against all this, but it's not happening.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

Ahem. The entire senior staff of the State Department just quit as a unit. Whatever you thought revolt was going to look like, it will look different. And this is week one.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

No you're right (assuming they did indeed quit and weren't fired, conflicting messages about that all day). And it will look different. Regardless it is good news.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

anyway any coup will have to be led by _republicans_, is the thing. it's somewhat difficult to govern effectively when the head of your government is an obvious madman. particularly when people like the madman more than they like you.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

the president is literally a fascist and a lunatic. the majority of this country is in a full-blown panic right now. might be time to start taking this seriously, guys?

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

tombot otm revolt isn't gonna be along the lines of orderly votes in congress

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

but hey one week in and we've already got a trade war! markets are gonna love that.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

legitimately depressed that the shadow president turned out to be Bannon instead of Pence

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

Pence would be challenged trying to be a shadow shadow

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

there's not going to be a coup. who could possibly lead a coup?

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/67/6716/SJKA100Z/posters/seven-days-in-may-burt-lancaster-1964.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

They don’t understand this country. They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

this isn't really wrong

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

considering Hillary, a historically disliked candidate, still got nearly 3 million more votes, I don't think they're that clueless

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

also goes for the majority of americans and the world at large

xp

circa1916, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

I understand that the people that let this election happen were totally fucking stupid

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/democrats-trump-strategy-234206

In their view, a true opposition party in the Senate should grind all Republican movement to a halt. But that creates a problem for the senators leading the charge, who insist choosing their battles is the most effective way to kneecap Trump’s agenda.

“Opposing every nominee was not seriously on the table; it never has been. That’s not a test of whether or not you’re resistant," said Hawaii Sen. Brian Schatz, noting that the party simply doesn’t have the votes to stop many of them.

Democratic lawmakers have still found ways to embarrass Trump, by pushing to get Trump’s nominees to disagree with the president and introducing legislation aimed at disempowering him or forcing him to disclose personal information like tax returns. And by letting some of Trump’s less objectionable picks through without a fight, like Housing and Urban Development Secretary nominee Ben Carson, senators believe they can inoculate themselves from the criticism of obstructionism often leveled at McConnell during Obama’s presidency.

who exactly cared about that criticism except the people making it?????

j., Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

yeah remember how badly all that criticism damaged McConnell and the GOP oh wai

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

now i'm wondering if trump's supreme court nominee will even be a judge. it could be steve wynn or someone like that.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23X14HS4gLk

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

goes full caligula and nominates a horse

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

“I predict the coming divide in the Democratic Party won’t be ideological so much as it will be between those who resist and oppose and those who accommodate and appease” - spoilers that's an ideological divide.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

rahm emanuel can go piss up a rope

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

@ggreenwald
I really hope nobody is expecting actual #resistance from Democratic Party leaders. It's going to have to come from elsewhere.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

goes full caligula and nominates a horse

Nah. Gary Busey.

Françoise, Laurel, and Hardy (K. Rrosé), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

You know, when you're being vulgar and condescending and threatening violence against other posters, it's actually a lot less infuriating than when you c&p Greenwald tweets that just echo what others have already said.

Probably shouldn't have told you that but oh well.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

https://ustr.gov/countries-regions/americas/mexico

Mexico is currently our 3rd largest goods trading partner with $531 billion in total (two way) goods trade during 2015. Goods exports totaled $236 billion; goods imports totaled $295 billion.

Mexico was the United States' 2nd largest goods export market in 2015.

The top import categories (2-digit HS) in 2015 were: vehicles ($74 billion), electrical machinery ($63 billion), machinery ($49 billion), mineral fuels ($14 billion), and optical and medical instruments ($12 billion).

U.S. imports of agricultural products from Mexico totaled $21 billion in 2015, our 2nd largest supplier of agricultural imports. Leading categories include: fresh vegetables ($4.8 billion), other fresh fruit ($4.3 billion), wine and beer ($2.7 billion), snack foods ($1.7 billion), and processed fruit & vegetables ($1.4 billion).

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

i'm sure they will have no problem becoming China's largest trade partner after we fuck with them some more.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Mas cerveza!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Li_Keqiang_%28cropped%29.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

we're all just echoing what others have already said.

oh, my threats of violence again, sez the Assassination Bureau. be less infuriated.

no idea why the fuck i'm on this board.

ta

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

https://ustr.gov/countries-regions/europe-middle-east/europe/european-union

Its cool we'll just replace all that 500 billion worth of Mexican trade with the 114 billion of two-way trade with the UK.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

@ggreenwald
I really hope nobody is expecting actual #resistance from Democratic Party leaders. It's going to have to come from elsewhere.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), 26. januar 2017 22:15 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hey, his buddy Putin might leak some more!

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

kinda sad how little i know about Mexico in general.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

but i could say that about a lot of countries.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: Spicer tells me 20% tax on Mexican imports is NOT a policy proposal, but example of options how to pay for wall.

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

Dump's really running a tight ship over there

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

Press needs to rebrand former staples in the political lexicon

Executive Orders are now "O'Bannon Blatherings"
Policy = "Shit Trump said in the Cafeteria"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

That twitter leaker implied Omarosa is being floated to replace Spicer.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

Fuck this guy, fuck this administration, fuck this unwanted and obvious occupation.
Let's keep the conversation going.

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, January 3, 2017

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

That twitter leaker implied Omarosa is being floated to replace Spicer.

DO IT, TRUMP

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

this is very old and has been posted in these threads before but i just recently read it: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/this-is-how-steve-bannon-sees-the-entire-world?utm_term=.yedNgEnVAm#.vwXx54wqmG, a speech he gave to a vatican conference on poverty in 2014

i don't really get this dude at all. setting aside all the bullshit about "judeo-christian traditionalism" and all that, he talks a lot about the evils of corporate "crony capitalism" and how the middle class has been fucked over, and that we need a return to a "hard-nosed entrepreneurial capitalism" that's somehow going to bring wealth to a greater number of people who have otherwise been cut out and excluded from the current system run by corporate elites. he talks about how the tea party (which he praises obv) was a response to corruption and entrenched corporate interests in DC. bannon right now and for the past few months definitely seems like the biggest influence on trump, the nationalism in the inaugural address was pure bannon. but like.......... what is happening right now if not the further empowerment and entrenchment of...... corrupt crony capitalists???? like i think bannon genuinely has some kind of vision here (a supremely fucked up one obv) but i can't really square his anti-corporate elite and anti-crony capitalism bullshit with all the shit that is actually happening in the trump administration

marcos, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

he is drunk and insane, don't look for coherence

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

bannon reminds me of a teenage history nerd who thinks the nazis were really cool before learning about the actual reality of everything but instead hes actually a 60 year old man who thinks the nazis were really cool.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

he's a wehraboo

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

Bannon and his ilk are the inverse of ISIS. They both want the same thing--a "holy war" between Islam and the West.

voodoo chili, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

Credit where credit is due: the Nazis did directly or indirectly lead to the death of tens of millions. OK, maybe that's not cool, but it's a start!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

Nazis had something these morons don't - discipline and efficiency

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

that's pretty much the exact fascist playbook. Mussolini and Hitler both made hay criticizing the industrialists and 'defending the middle class' and ties directly into Bannon's economic nationalism schtick. Capital is fine as long as it ultimately serves the needs of the fatherland.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

The Nazis were against crony capitalism and corporate elites too.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

(xp)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

Nazis also knew how to put on a show

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

no idea why the fuck i'm on this board.

Would love to help out, but nobody else knows either.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

we just need the right cronies, the best cronies

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Which is the break between Bannon and standard Republican platitudes about the middle-class and economic elites - he actually would crack down on corporations and the wealthy if they don't serve his nationalist ends, the regular Republicans would side with capital

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

So I know the DJIA lives in its own fantasy universe, and I guess the traders are just counting their tax cuts and figuring that nothing Trump says is real, but can you imagine the market reaction if a President Hillary speculated about starting a trade war with Mexico?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

Which is the break between Bannon and standard Republican platitudes about the middle-class and economic elites - he actually would crack down on corporations and the wealthy if they don't serve his nationalist ends, the regular Republicans would side with capital

Which is why they will try their damnedest to get rid of him. Trump will stab him in the front eventually.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

yeah I'm kinda shocked that the "20% tariff" statement didn't immediately cause markets to move (as Trump's tweets usually do)

does no one take him seriously anymore?

frogbs, Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

maybe people are assuming reince will save them all?

bahahahahahaha

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

i don't really get this dude at all.

IMO, Bannon will say or believe anything that makes Bannon more powerful. He's a cult leader. They're all cult leaders. We put Jim Jones and his flunkies in the White House.

Françoise, Laurel, and Hardy (K. Rrosé), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

hopefully they'll all end the same way

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

By the looks of Bannon, I don't see him living a long life tbh.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

I dunno, Bukowski made it to 74 and Bannon probably has better healthcare.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

Nazis had something these morons don't - discipline and efficiency

― Οὖτις

let's not overrate them. at least one of the three major nazi extermination camps (can't recall which one offhand) was disastrously mismanaged by the first person put in charge; the idea that the holocaust was necessarily a disciplined and efficient process is a historical myth.

the nazis did, however, seem to have a considerably more pliant and cooperative public than trump faces. understandable, as most of them didn't really know what they were getting themselves into.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

Its cool we'll just replace all that 500 billion worth of Mexican trade with the 114 billion of two-way trade with the UK.

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, January 26, 2017 3:32 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some blowback on this would come from the shipping/transport industry--EU is strictly air freight and boats, while Mexico uses both plus the railroads and trucking because geography.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

the nazis did, however, seem to have a considerably more pliant and cooperative public than trump faces. understandable, as most of them didn't really know what they were getting themselves into.

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, January 26, 2017 5:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw they also jailed, murdered, or terrorized into silence or exile most of the people who might have continued to lead any kind of vocal opposition after hitler came to power. iirc.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

fwiw they also jailed, murdered, or terrorized into silence or exile most of the people who might have continued to lead any kind of vocal opposition after hitler came to power. iirc.

― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino)

right don't want to minimize that factor at all. only saying that hitler did get at least the tacit support of important moderate groups, such as the catholic church.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

As opposed to the evangelicals taking to the streets these days?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

"moderate groups"

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

bugger this i don't even know what we're arguing about now. my point was that the nazis were not some hyper-competent elite cadre possessed of implacably flawless "german efficiency".

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

Trump got more votes than the Nazis ever did btw.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

the idea that the holocaust was necessarily a disciplined and efficient process is a historical myth.

this is SO true and the weird "Germany = efficiency & timeliness" thing is still a myth in play today & it's so weird and false

xp tom, there were 67 million people in Germany in 1939. there are 318 million in the u.s. today

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

% obviously

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

DAVID MUIR: Let me ask you, has the magnitude of this job hit you yet?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: It has periodically hit me. And it is a tremendous magnitude. And where you really see it is when you're talking to the generals about problems in the world. And we do have problems in the world. Big problems. The bigness also hits because the — the size of it. The size.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

So hard to grasp w his tiny hands

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

And tiny brain.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

like a trex tho

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

That same WWII book I'm reading repeatedly gets to the idea that WWII was part strategy but a huge part just hurtling thousands and thousands of bodies into battle.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

I'm finding hard to understand Bannon's angle too. It's relatively easy to infer that Trumps bitterness stems from failing to fit into NYC high society. What motivates Bannon? Is it because he's a failed movie producer? Hollywood reject?

badg, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

iatee and tom can you work through more of your "his popularity will drop" thinking? among his followers, there's real enthusiasm for his burn-it-down style -- do you really think the GOP will burn him if shit gets to a super-nasty point? what is that point?

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

So I know the DJIA lives in its own fantasy universe, and I guess the traders are just counting their tax cuts and figuring that nothing Trump says is real, but can you imagine the market reaction if a President Hillary speculated about starting a trade war with Mexico?

EXACTLY. or heaven forbid Obama. i guess you could make the argument that no one takes Trump seriously. but isn't that in itself a reason to spook markets?

will, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

from that bannon speech to the poverty conference at the vatican that marcos linked to upthread:

Questioner: What do you think is the major threat today, to the Judeo-Christian Civilization? Secularism, or the Muslim world? In my humble opinion, they’re just trying to defend themselves from our cultural invasion. Thank you.

Bannon: It’s a great question. I certainly think secularism has sapped the strength of the Judeo-Christian West to defend its ideals, right?
If you go back to your home countries and your proponent of the defense of the Judeo-Christian West and its tenets, often times, particularly when you deal with the elites, you’re looked at as someone who is quite odd. So it has kind of sapped the strength.

But I strongly believe that whatever the causes of the current drive to the caliphate was — and we can debate them, and people can try to deconstruct them — we have to face a very unpleasant fact: And that unpleasant fact is that there is a major war brewing, a war that’s already global. It’s going global in scale, and today’s technology, today’s media, today’s access to weapons of mass destruction, it’s going to lead to a global conflict that I believe has to be confronted today. Every day that we refuse to look at this as what it is, and the scale of it, and really the viciousness of it, will be a day where you will rue that we didn’t act.

nothing like a guy who whispers in Trump's ear about the inevitabilities of global religious conflict!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

— the size of it. The size.

I expect these will be Donnie's last words as he gasps Kurtz-like for his final breath.

Françoise, Laurel, and Hardy (K. Rrosé), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

iatee and tom can you work through more of your "his popularity will drop" thinking? among his followers, there's real enthusiasm for his burn-it-down style -- do you really think the GOP will burn him if shit gets to a super-nasty point? what is that point?

The point where they'll start losing elections because of him.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

i remember first learning about reagan's thoughts about the apocalypse, and that he really believed he was living in the end times during his presidency, at the same time that the cold war was escalating one final time. i thought that was so fucking frightening, even the idea of it. and it was mostly just an idea - i forget the source(s) for the apocalyptic president anecdotes, but at any rate it seemed to be a relatively privately-held view of Reagan, not something that he was trumpeting too all listeners. but now we have not just bannon, but numerous other close aides, advisors, and appointees who proclaim their awful views and capitalize on the fear they cause, all circling around a highly suggestible buffoon. it's terrifying.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

I'm finding hard to understand Bannon's angle too. It's relatively easy to infer that Trumps bitterness stems from failing to fit into NYC high society. What motivates Bannon? Is it because he's a failed movie producer? Hollywood reject?

Daddy issues is usually the answer for why are authoritarians authoritarian IIRC

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

Yup

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

Xpost Karl, I vividly remember learning that about Reagan too and being terrified to the core. I recall it as being an article with Sue Coe illustrations somewhere.

his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

I'm finding hard to understand Bannon's angle too. It's relatively easy to infer that Trumps bitterness stems from failing to fit into NYC high society. What motivates Bannon? Is it because he's a failed movie producer? Hollywood reject?

― badg, 26. januar 2017 23:41 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

White supremacy?

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

I assume alcoholism and misogyny also inform Bannon's worldview

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

Reagan was an enormous fan of Hal Lindsay's The Late Great Planet Earth.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

Now Congressman Mark Pocan (D-Wis), in an interview with me on SiriusXM Progress late last week, stated that the briefing was one of the reasons why he decided not to attend the inauguration. He also noted that in other democracies around the world, the election would be “redone” if the same activities took place that are reported in the CIA’s classified briefing.

“Almost all of this will slowly come out as more investigations happen but I think there’s a part that really was at the core of what John Lewis was trying to say,” the openly gay Democrat from Wisconsin recounted. “When he said that Donald Trump was not a legitimate president — I don’t want to put words in his mouth, but I think he was referring to that there are grave questions as to whether or not this was a legitimate election.”

Pocan confirmed that the information to which he is referring is not the same information published in The New York Times last week, which reported on an FBI investigation of Trump campaign staffers having contact with Russian officials. It is information that has not yet been made public, he said.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

iatee and tom can you work through more of your "his popularity will drop" thinking? among his followers, there's real enthusiasm for his burn-it-down style -- do you really think the GOP will burn him if shit gets to a super-nasty point? what is that point?

his hardcore followers only make up a subset of his voters - remember he was winning his primaries without majorities. there were a lot of people who just despised clinton and 'well I'm a republican so I vote republican' avoters who will get sick of defending him. also there's a snowball effect, as trump becomes less popular it's less cool to be a trump person. his floor isn't 0 but I think it's pretty low.

iatee, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

His approval rating is currently 36%. I say he can drop another 10 percent and we'll hit bottom.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

We put Jim Jones and his flunkies in the White House.

was thinking this earlier

sleeve, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

Congressional GOP doesnt care about nat'l approval ratings

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

They never have and they're not gonna start now. They care about their districts, period.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Someone correct me (I can't verify now): didn't Trump win districts in Michigan, for example, in which a Dem congressman sits? I suppose the survival of this congressman in '18 depends on the president's approval rating, but it also doesn't give the president much room either. He loses those voters and those districts vote for Dems again.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

guys when I say the Nazis were more disciplined and efficient than Trump that was not meant to imply that Nazis were remarkably or incredibly so. Trump is totally fucking disorganized and has now idea how the government works; his team is totally undisciplined, demoralized, leaking shit all over the place; Trump isn't ruling his inner cadre by fear and threat of murder; they do not have a military-style hierarchy in place; etc. etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 00:18 (eight years ago)

(honestly I would probably find it reassuring if at some point Trump has Priebus and Bannon and Pence murdered)

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

Should probably stop with the Nazi stuff now but Hitler didn't rule his inner cadre by fear and threat of murder either, he did it mostly by playing rivals for his attention/approval off against each other - nor was there a much of a military hierarchy in place.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

You don't think his inner circle bore The Night of Long Knives in mind?

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

Nazis had their own army w the SA and then the SS etc. Trump doesnt have these things.

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

Congressional GOP doesnt care about nat'l approval ratings

They never have and they're not gonna start now. They care about their districts, period.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, January 26, 2017 3:44 PM

yeah, but when the national approval rate is about 25% you have to do a hell of job of gerrymandering your district to win.

nickn, Friday, 27 January 2017 00:42 (eight years ago)

You don't think his inner circle bore The Night of Long Knives in mind?

I wonder if Steve Bannon does?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

I wonder if Steve Bannon does?

― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.)

he probably thinks he's goebbels when he's actually rohm

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

JIC- where is this from?

Now Congressman Mark Pocan (D-Wis), in an interview with me on SiriusXM Progress late last week, stated that the briefing was one of the reasons why he decided not to attend the inauguration. He also noted that in other democracies around the world, the election would be “redone” if the same activities took place that are reported in the CIA’s classified briefing.
“Almost all of this will slowly come out as more investigations happen but I think there’s a part that really was at the core of what John Lewis was trying to say,” the openly gay Democrat from Wisconsin recounted. “When he said that Donald Trump was not a legitimate president — I don’t want to put words in his mouth, but I think he was referring to that there are grave questions as to whether or not this was a legitimate election.”

Pocan confirmed that the information to which he is referring is not the same information published in The New York Times last week, which reported on an FBI investigation of Trump campaign staffers having contact with Russian officials. It is information that has not yet been made public, he said.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 26, 2017 3:23 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


if it's true, this should come out right quick

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

This was been covered, right?: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-publish-weekly-list-crimes-immigrants-commit-refugees-aliens-executive-order-us-a7546826.html

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

yup

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

he probably thinks he's goebbels when he's actually rohm

<3 historical zings

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

the openly gay Democrat from Wisconsin recounted.

a helluva appositive clause to live down

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

This was been covered, right?: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-publish-weekly-list-crimes-immigrants-commit-refugees-aliens-executive-order-us-a7546826.html

― "I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, January 27, 2017 1:18 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone pointed out that this is straight from the breitbart playbook where they'd have a 'BLACK CRIME' section to keep everyone updated regarding the american carnage.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

I think Pocan is a comer, an agreeably nerdy guy who runs a sign company in Madison and just generally does a good job bringing an exasperated folksiness to his committed progressivism.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

dont look to the house to go after trump any time soon. they have bigger fish to fry.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/congress-gop-retreat-mike-pence-234240

At the GOP retreat here in Philadelphia, a handful of the House’s most conservative lawmakers peppered Pence with questions on topics ranging from the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attack to the 2013 IRS tea party-targeting scandal. One member also applauded President Donald Trump’s insistence that widespread voter fraud occurred during the 2016 election, offering up congressional help in any investigative.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

dont look to the house to go after trump any time soon. they have bigger fish to fry.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/congress-gop-retreat-mike-pence-234240

At the GOP retreat here in Philadelphia, a handful of the House’s most conservative lawmakers peppered Pence with questions on topics ranging from the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attack to the 2013 IRS tea party-targeting scandal. One member also applauded President Donald Trump’s insistence that widespread voter fraud occurred during the 2016 election, offering up congressional help in any investigative.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

woops!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 27 January 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

Xpost that quote was from some Huffington Post piece, but it was quoting the congressman's appearance on the radio. If anything it really underscores the frustration and contradictions of bureaucracy. It's of vital importance, the information in the report, but it is classified, so we must wait for it to leak out drip by drip.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

Regardless, this is the third or fourth person who has supposedly seen the report who says the information contained in it is massive.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

A little tiny part of me is almost ready to start the Trump Silver Linings thread already.

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 January 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

probably mostly because I'm like, if all you fucking overachievers can't figure out what to do about a bully, well, you never deserved to be in charge of shit anyway

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 January 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

http://jezebel.com/miami-dade-mayor-orders-county-jails-to-comply-with-tru-1791681269

"As reported by the Miami-Herald, by refusing to “indefinitely detain inmates who are in the country illegally and wanted by ICE,” Miami has been a de facto sanctuary city since 2013. However, their status as such is because the government doesn’t fully reimburse them for the expense of doing so. Unlike other cities that have accepted the label and promoted themselves as such, Miami has been resistant to the label.

Giminez is a Republican who voted for Hillary Clinton; in an interview with the Herald, he made it clear that the decision to comply with the new administration was purely financial."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 27 January 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)

Gimenez has been doing an inartful little Trump dance for months.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

Bullying is more of a problem when the bully holds a position of power. In Trump's case, it's the most powerful position in the US government. That complicates standing up to him, but doesn't preclude it.

Trump's reflex will be to punish his opponents, swiftly and painfully, but his lack of experience in the federal government will greatly undermine his ability to figure out legal ways to accomplish this. Most of his initial ideas are likely to be blatantly illegal. Predictably, sooner or later someone with the requisite knowledge will volunteer to show him his best options when it comes to hurting his enemies (semi)legally. Then it will be off to the races!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 27 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

xposts to Josh - thanks

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 27 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

Atossa Abrahamian ‏@atossaaraxia 16m16 minutes ago

when someone refers to "he", it's immediately clear who they're talking about. i find this unsettling.

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 03:35 (eight years ago)

iatee and tom can you work through more of your

all-time least encouraging start to a post

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 04:38 (eight years ago)

h/t Mitt Romney, thanks for all the fish

https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/the-trump-administrations-day-one-moves-were-copied-from-mit?utm_term=.eyDJvkZnGv#.bt4k1R0KM1

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 January 2017 06:24 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/821889394839732224

flappy bird, Friday, 27 January 2017 06:49 (eight years ago)

yes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 January 2017 07:54 (eight years ago)

This is currently going around on Facebook

Apparent message from an American Environmental Protection Agency staff member:

"So I work at the EPA and yeah it's as bad as you are hearing:
The entire agency is under lockdown, the website, facebook, twitter, you name it is static and can't be updated. All reports, findings, permits and studies are frozen and not to be released. No presentations or meetings with outside groups are to be scheduled.
Any Press contacting us are to be directed to the Press Office which is also silenced and will give no response.
All grants and contracts are frozen from the contractors working on Superfund sites to grad school students working on their thesis.
We are still doing our work, writing reports, doing cancer modeling for pesticides hoping that this is temporary and we will be able to serve the public soon. But many of us are worried about an ideologically-fueled purging and if you use any federal data I advise you gather what you can now.
We have been told the website is being reworked to reflect the new administration's policy.
Feel free to copy and paste, you all pay for the government and you should know what's going on. I am posting this as a fellow citizen and not in any sort of official capacity."
If you share, please do so with copy and paste.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 January 2017 10:22 (eight years ago)

My aunt (in law) works for the Justice department, and she said the appointment of someone like Ashcroft just sent an instant demoralizing shadow over everything and everybody.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)

WaPo headline: "Trump’s blunt, harsh rhetoric hasn’t softened from the campaign trail, speech experts say." Yeah, no shit, experts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) told Rachel Maddow on her MSNBC show Thursday night that no Democrat will vote to confirm Betsy DeVos, the Michigan billionaire tapped by President Trump to be his education secretary. He also said Democrats were actively looking for Republicans to vote against her.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/27/white-house-spells-theresa-mays-name-wrong-three-times-memo/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

Sorry for all the posts - cat woke me up early - but Trump also said last night that expanding the military is a greater priority than balancing the budget. We are totally getting Reagan again, plus the paranoia (and criminality) of Nixon.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

Good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

May is such a difficuly word to splell.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

Re: DeVos, good for the Dems to draw a line in the sand some fucking where.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 January 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

Good news: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/betsy-devos-confirmation-senate-phone-lines-234216

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

The AFT is pretty good at organising campaigns like this.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 27 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

i called my non-ted cruz senators at their local office yesterday about devos.

if young satchmo don't trumpet i'm gon shoot you (m bison), Friday, 27 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

I got through to Bill Nelson's local office this morning.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

good work everyone, lets make sure to jam the phones for Sessions and Pruitt as well

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

It doesn't matter if the next nominee is worse. Beat that person, too. It doesn't matter how tough this may make your next re-election campaign; you didn't get elected to get re-elected.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a52607/democrats-senate-jeff-sessions-vote/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

otm

marcos, Friday, 27 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

what the fuck is """votestand"""

, Friday, 27 January 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

a scam by the looks of it

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

they're certainly disrupting the 'rules of english language' space

http://www.votestand.com/images/ttvlogo.png

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

I thought that was a dreidel

iatee, Friday, 27 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

xpost If they don't need Dem votes then there is no reason for Dems to vote. And that in turn means congress would need pretty much absolutely every last GOP vote, which gives more independent-minded GOPers (all three or so of them) a little more leverage. Sounds like a win all around, honestly.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/democrats-walk-out-over-racist-house-presenter/2310968

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/after-gop-retreat-a-clear-path-to-replace-obamacare-is-still-elusive

So far, what appears to have been settled is a timeline in which Republicans first pass a reconciliation bill that dismantles major parts of Obamacare, akin to the 2015 legislation vetoed by President Obama, but with a few additional “replace” elements --- though there were few details of what those provisions would look like.

Republicans in Congress would then depend on the Health and Human Services secretary (nominee Rep. Tom Price, a Republican from Georgia, awaits Senate confirmation) to use administrative actions to change other pieces of Obamacare. But there were few details on that front, either, besides the fact that 1,400 administrative items have been identified as within Price's power to change. After that, there would be other replacement bills considered in the regular order, to use Senate parlance, but because they would require 60 votes in the Senate, those would need Democrats to pass.

“There are pieces here that we can fix along the way, but there’s no single fix, there’s no single plan,” said Rep. Greg Walden (R-OR), the chairman of House Energy and Commerce Committee, one of the committees that will write the repeal legislation.

cool, so the parts of the plan that are finalized are that they'll dismantle obamacare, and that they will definitely plan to replace it. all that's left to do is come to an agreement on...how all of that will work.

god, the agony of watching this shit. they had 7 years to think about it. and even if you grant that it wasn't politically feasible to pass a repeal/replace law until the 2016 election, they still have had 2+ months since nov 8 to try to get their shit together. i'm surprised that they haven't just lifted some model language from ALEC.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

xpost

Republicans really like this concept of "open dialogue" with people who say terrible things and aren't interested in dialogue themselves.

like how do they think it's gonna go...

"people from other countries should never be allowed in, they're filthy and commit crime"
'interesting point of view - go on'

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

they have no interest in replacing it, only in maintaining the appearance of replacing it

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

i guess the dirty little secret is that the unpopular part of the plan (mandate) was what Heritage argued held it together when they invented Obamacare 25 years ago

will, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

Republicans would totally be fine with an incomplete or missing replacement , sending the industry into a death spiral, and then saying Obama was to blame cos he 'never should have enacted ACA to begin with'.

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

makin my calls

https://5calls.org/

Feinstein is basically unreachable, which is annoying. Apparently you can't just walk into her office and bitch at a staffer (who woulda guessed...)

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/APxKSz9.jpg

i do declare that the stool must have only 2 legs, and i say that the 2-legged stool will stand stronger and taller and sturdier and more patriotically than ever before! we will deliver on our promise by first cutting down one of the legs of the stool, although we are still deliberating on which leg. then we must move on to the difficult but essential business of making sure that it stands stronger and sturdier than before! then we are going to take the dismantled leg and use it to beat the shit out of everyone who disagrees! fuck you america ahahahahaha yessssssss!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

ACAxit means ACAxit.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

@jimwaterson
British press corp is locked outside the White House because our birthdates were submitted in UK format and secret service don't get it. 🇬🇧

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

hahaha

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

Switching the order of birthdate format might be one of the few legit "alternate facts."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Fun fact: the UK has 31 months, named Marmuary through Brexember.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

I've been mainlining CNN since last week but I think I'm about to cut the habit

Every single hour it's "Trump makes wildly false claim, now here's Trump Supporter Jeffrey Lord and some Democrat so you can align behind one of the two, allowing us to present to you both sides even though one side is blatantly lying to you"

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron! Peron!

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

Fun fact: the UK has 31 months, named Marmuary through Brexember.

You lie!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

The year is 2017. But it is also the Year of the Rooster. And don't think for a moment that the Chinese have forgotten!
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13A3E/production/_93164408_68bef86e-d8ac-4a2a-a137-70e6dd2a3796.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

ts: marmuary vs vegember

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

giant chicken 4 president

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

In protest over Brexit I'm switching to the French Republican calendar, today is 8 Pluviôse CCXXV.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

already elected

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

it's currently stardate 94677.02 fyi

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

why do I feel like we're all headed towards a Wicker Man ending

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

multiple xps, that's an extremely large cock.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

woodward or cage? xp

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

woodward

tho our President is kinda sorta Nicholas Cage screaming about a burned doll atm

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Trump now literally asking people to photoshop a larger crowd in his official inauguration photos

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

Trump is Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0KFUkvIRypo/TordCjaB_lI/AAAAAAAAIio/ytgUoJFKF5Q/s1600/PeeweesBigAdven_080Pyxurz.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

at this point trump punching a woman dressed as a bear would be the sanest thing he's done since the election

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

Halloween III ending in the works.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

dr strangelove ending in the works tbh

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

ISO 8601 is the only acceptable date format

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/824973062323965955

Evan, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

Friend of mine just tweeted "Just realized that asshole is gonna get to throw out the first pitch" and all I can think is that a) there's no way he can throw a baseball 60ft, and certainly not in a straight line and b) he is gonna get the motherfucking booing of his life.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

lol he's gonna ask for the ball to be on a string

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

He'll ask for a lighter ball so he can throw it farther.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

he'll get ivanka to throw out the first pitch, i guarantee it

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

He'll have them get rid of all the balls in the stadium to be replaced with something much better

Evan, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

http://theslot.jezebel.com/masshole-charged-with-hate-crimes-for-kicking-muslim-ai-1791701683

According to a press release from the Queens County District Attorney’s office, Massachusetts man Robin A. Rhodes, 57, was waiting for a connecting flight on Wednesday evening when he approached Rabeeya Khan at her office the Delta Air Lines Sky Club lounge and allegedly said, “Are you [expletive deleted] sleeping? Are you praying? What are you doing?”

He then allegedly punched the door, which hit her chair, and when she asked what she’d done wrong, he said, “You did nothing but I am going to kick your [expletive deleted] ass.”


Rhodes then allegedly kicked her in the leg. Someone tried to intervene, according to the release, after which Khan fled from her office to the front desk of the lounge. He allegedly followed her and attempted to intimidate her by mimicking Muslim prayer, going on his knees, and shouting, “[Expletive deleted] Islam, [Expletive deleted] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens.

Rhodes has been charged with “third-degree assault as a hate crime, second-degree unlawful imprisonment as a hate crime, third-degree menacing as a hate crime, first-degree harassment as a hate crime, third-degree assault, second-degree unlawful imprisonment, second-degree aggravated harassment, menacing and first-degree harassment.”

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

and offered a place as a top adviser to trump

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

beat me to it

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-people-made-me-give-my-peanut-farm-i-got-be-pr-55143

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

People asking if Trump had his hand Photoshopped larger in the photo on the left:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3H6A0yVMAATQwJ.jpg

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbrEstLWAAAmJpG.jpg

Evan, Friday, 27 January 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

just wearing a hulk hand painted orange, a perfectly normal thing to do

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

i wasn't totally convinced by the hand, but the chin!

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/825038868936347651

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

this is... not important

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

it's like an exercise in reinforcing your own conclusions that Trump is an insane narcissist which... I mean, really, you need to reinforce that for yourselves some more?

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

of course it's not important. it's hilarious

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

Uh I'm pretty sure he just has his hand moved away from Obama's shoulder. It's just a perspective difference, not a shop.

example (crüt), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

this is roughly equivalent to rightwing Obama memes, sorry

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

This is...somewhat important. Because this is what he's focused on. So it's either useful as exhibit 457 in his mental health...hearing? Tribunal? Or it's a thing that everyone needs to pounce on as hard as possible to get under his skin and make him focus even more on the most trivial things imaginable so that he stops thinking about governing altogether. We can protest his 'policies' until we're blue in the face and he could give a fuck. But get everyone in the country to tease him about his shortcomings and he loses all composure.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

(xp) Were they funny?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

i'm a bit worried what will happen if he gets teased and loses his composure tbh! it may be why he's such a vicious asshole as president, and maybe even why he IS president. wonder if obama regrets that roast more than anything else in his presidency.

nomar, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

not saying he shouldn't be gone after, though

nomar, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

(xp) Were they funny?

to people who already hated Obama? you bet

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Because this is what he's focused on.

he is def focused on his media image, but this specific photo thing is all speculation based around something that can never be proven and is a v common internet trope (ie arguing about whether something is shopped or not), it's just a dumb joke, it doesn't merit attention imo.

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

like if we were talking about how he pressured the NPS guy for photos of his inauguration crowd, that's different - because that is a thing that actually happened and there is reliable testimony on record about it

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

that photoshop job is certainly trivial from one perspective, but I could totally seei it getting tweeted all over the place, which would lead to Trump seeing it and having a meltdown, and then the next month being consumed with putting all the major government offices on the task of proving that is his actual hand size

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

Yes, that is the level upon which I also see its potential utility. It's like the only ammo that works on him.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

in other news: https://thinkprogress.org/alabama-found-guilty-of-racial-gerrymandering-e42f48e19c40#.hgblryyn2

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

I would post the original tweet but the account is protected:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10100880345342985&set=a.10100170163398295.1073741828.31404136&type=3&theater

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

I'm all for using the same shit flinging strategy Trump did but also not interested in seeing every newspaper become the NY Post.

But the press callinh him a liar needs to be hit over and over. Who gives a shit about Breitbart and deplorable whining.

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

Cory Doctorow
‏@doctorow
The White House closed its public comment lines, so activists launched a tool to call Trump properties instead

@adamjohnsonNYC
I'm skeptical harassing $11/hr hotel receptionists is the way to stick it to Trump

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

Hey, someone had to answer the phone for Hitler, why take it out on them, it's just a job, jeez.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

how interesting to be caught up in the democratic process instead of quibbling about schedule dates with rich assholes tho

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

another Rogue staffer account's gone up - @RoguePOTUSStaff

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

^ the first of those accounts (@WhiteHouseWhistleblower ?) seemed legit, idk about this one or any others

flappy bird, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

who could these leakers be anyway? perhaps some of Obama's former staff that Trump insisted stay on at the last minute?

flappy bird, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

again, it's plausible that it's a real account. but tbh this shit worries me:

Rogue POTUS Staff ‏@RoguePOTUSStaff 17 hours ago

Everyone please follow all #altgovt accounts. If all can beat 22.3M followers on POTUS personal acct, will send strong message. #triggered

Rogue POTUS Staff ‏@RoguePOTUSStaff 17 hours ago

Here's a few...
@alt_fda
@AltNatParkSer
@altUSEPA
@RogueNASA
@Alt_NIH
@altNOAA
@AlternativeNWS
@AltForestServ
@AltNatParkSer
@altusda

and all of those are real people as well? they all know each other and confirm that they're all really "rogue" employees running Twitter accounts?

let's say lots of people do follow all of the accounts and begin to take them at their word. what happens when it's discovered that one or more of them is made up?

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

if you follow them all and then light three torches, Bernie will be pres

sleepingbag, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

A dozen out of thousands of government employees is not a hard number to muster, no reason to believe they're fake just yet.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

i'm sure some of these park services ones are fake

global tetrahedron, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

There's a gif in this tweet contrasting the Trump version of that handshake photo with the original, from Getty Images. Hand was definitely blown up. Sad!

https://twitter.com/tomhuze/status/825043136267169792

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

hmm. looking over that, it said that Nieta wanted to cancel meeting w/ Trump approx. 3 hours before anyone else was reporting it

flappy bird, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

Friend of mine just tweeted "Just realized that asshole is gonna get to throw out the first pitch" and all I can think is that a) there's no way he can throw a baseball 60ft, and certainly not in a straight line and b) he is gonna get the motherfucking booing of his life.

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, January 27, 2017 5:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S03E11/941899/947321.gif

Pheeel, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

That's bizarre because the effect just makes his fingers look stubbier!!!!

example (crüt), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/behind-closed-doors-republican-lawmakers-fret-about-how-to-repeal-obamacare/2017/01/27/deabdafa-e491-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

PHILADELPHIA — Republican lawmakers aired sharp concerns about their party’s quick push to repeal the Affordable Care Act inside a closed-door meeting Thursday, according to a recording of the session obtained by The Washington Post.

The recording reveals a GOP that appears to be filled with doubts about how to make good on a long-standing promise to get rid of Obamacare without explicit guidance from President Trump or his administration.

Senators and House members expressed a range of concerns about the task ahead: how to prepare a replacement plan that can be ready to launch at the time of repeal; how to avoid deep damage to the health insurance market; how to keep premiums affordable for middle-class families; even how to avoid the political consequences of defunding Planned Parenthood, the women’s health-care organization, as many Republicans hope to do with the repeal of the ACA.

“We’d better be sure that we’re prepared to live with the market we’ve created (with repeal),” said Rep. Tom McClintock (R-Calif.). “That’s going to be called Trumpcare. Republicans will own that lock, stock and barrel, and we’ll be judged in the election less than two years away.”

Recordings of closed sessions at the Republican policy retreat in Philadelphia this week were sent late Thursday to The Washington Post and several other news outlets from an anonymous email address. The remarks of all lawmakers quoted in this story were confirmed by their offices or by the lawmakers themselves.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

xposts

the floodgates have already been opened in terms of real, verifiable information. as mentioned many times, the leaks coming out of the WH are already unprecedented in scale, frequency, and how early on this is happening to their administration. we are already overwhelmed with dozens of terrible things proceeding at once. the number of terrible things happening simultaneously exceeds the amount of information that humans can juggle in their short-term memory. we have a lot of information.

so giving a signal boost to the unverifiable accounts, in the hopes that they'll add even MORE information about how awful everything is, while risking the scenario where an account is false and trump gets to use it as ammunition in a war against "fake news", seems silly to me.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

Some of the things they are tweeting feel like fanfic

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

I think the important thing is that along with talking, obviously these people are listening, and also recording.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

it does, but it lines up with everything we know about Trump - his whole life has been one giant fanfic with him in the center

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

trump/trump

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

Recordings of closed sessions at the Republican policy retreat in Philadelphia this week were sent late Thursday to The Washington Post and several other news outlets from an anonymous email address. The remarks of all lawmakers quoted in this story were confirmed by their offices or by the lawmakers themselves.

!! House GOPers leaking shit to the press to pressure Trump

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

yeah that blew my mind

flappy bird, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

it does, but it lines up with everything we know about Trump - his whole life has been one giant fanfic with him in the center

great, now I'm thinking of him as President Marissa (and if you don't understand that reference, be glad)

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

btw I dunno about the hand in that picture but lol @ his chin, clearly something's happening there

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

I read somewhere that some of the Alt federal agency accounts are written by retirees who can't be fired at this point but can still get info from colleagues. And I just read a news feature on one of the accounts that actually named the owner--some 25yo?? Can't remember which agency she represented....

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

yeah this 'roguePOTUS' acct is bogus

global tetrahedron, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

fuckin disinformation wars

sleeve, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

I really want to make a joke about "I hope they remember Starfleet Regulation 46A!" but I decidedly will not

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

useful: http://www.track-trump.com/

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

You know what I am not sophisticated enough to understand? OK, this and a few hundred other things? I get how people can be religiously conservative, and I get that they can be fiscally conservative, but why are they so often both?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/tomhuze/status/825043136267169792

I know that this is dumb as hell but here you go

gives credence to that rogue POTUS feed's account of Trump wanting to have people photoshopped into his inauguration crowd

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

xp white supremacy

if young satchmo don't trumpet i'm gon shoot you (m bison), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

in the 1970s evangelical christianity in the united states was taken over by cargo cultists pushing a heresy which came to be known as "prosperity theology". "religious conservatism" is dominated by the media culture established by these "televangelists" in the 1970s and 1980s, particularly given the movement's use of reaganite economic issues as a shibboleth to stand in for their former white supremacist beliefs.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

i think an enjoyment of hierarchy/presence of authority

global tetrahedron, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

or i guess "former" white supremacist beliefs

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

All of that otm but honestly in an even longer historical lens it's been the case since at least the Puritan's arrival to these shores.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

this is really good. from a translated article from Das Magazin about the ability for researchers and companies to predict human behavior and opinion based off of facebook/big data, and how this was applied to trump's online marketing campaign for the election.

...Kosinski and his team continued, tirelessly refining their models. In 2012, Kosinski demonstrated that from a mere 68 Facebook likes on average, a lot about a user could be reliably predicted: skin color (95% accuracy), sexual orientation (88% accuracy), Democrat or Republican (85%). But there’s more: level of intellect; religious affiliation; alcohol-, cigarette-, and drug abuse could all be calculated. Even whether or not your parents were divorced could be teased out of the data.

The strength of the model depended on how well it could predict a test subject’s answers. Kosinski kept working at it. Soon, with a mere ten “likes” as input his model could appraise a person’s character better than an average coworker. With seventy, it could “know” a subject better than a friend; with 150 likes, better than their parents. With 300 likes, Kosinski’s model could predict a subject’s answers better than their partner. With even more likes it could exceed what a person thinks they know about themselves.

...Cambridge Analytica had begun engaging with US elections towards the end of 2014, initially to advise Ted Cruz, funded by the secretive American tech billionaire Robert Mercer. Up to that point, according to Nix, election campaign strategy had been guided by demographic concepts. “But this is a really ridiculous idea, the idea that all women should receive the same message because of their gender; or all African-Americans because of their race.” The Hillary Clinton campaign team was still operating on precisely such amateurish assumptions—Nix need not even mention—which divide the electorate up into ostensibly homogeneous groups…exactly the same way as all the public opinion researchers who predicted a Clinton victory did.

https://antidotezine.com/2017/01/22/trump-knows-you/

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

ya i read that the other day

v interesting

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

quote from Trump in response to a reporter's question about why he wants to start a war with the press:

"I don't! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me. Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

@NBCNightlyNews
JUST IN: Sen. McCain: If Pres. Trump lifts Russia sanctions, "I will work with my colleagues to codify sanctions against Russia into law."

@ggreenwald
Not enough analysis on long-term implications that Dems & McCain & Friends think/sound exactly alike on key foreign policy controversy:

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

er .. what the fuck is he talking about xp

marcos, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

what do u guys think about Franken 2020

flopson, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

that can't be a real quote, the syntax and vocab are all wrong

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

I assume that was a made up Trump quote?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3RWGwzzYT0

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

"great, now I'm thinking of him as President Marissa (and if you don't understand that reference, be glad)"

Can't wait for Emu to become the new National Anthem. "Wishypoo!"

akm, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

that quote is the joker from the dark knight guys

Clay, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

what will doom us is ppl thinking we're sposed to recognize horseshit Batman dialogue

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

morbz otm

marcos, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

this is really good. from a translated article from Das Magazin about the ability for researchers and companies to predict human behavior and opinion based off of facebook/big data, and how this was applied to trump's online marketing campaign for the election.

It's worth reading Mr Ewing's caveats to that article

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 27 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

what do u guys think about Franken 2020

well, he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

amount of bogus information going around everywhere right now is fucking alarming

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

I'd vote for him. Dems def need a celebrity next time around, or at least someone who can be a *political* celebrity

amount of bogus information going around everywhere right now is fucking alarming

^^^

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

yes we're aware you don't see stupid Hollywood movies Morbs

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

what do u guys think about Franken 2020

Ledger's Joker voice sounded very much like Franken to me btw

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/SahPpX6.png

frogbs, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

Amount of fucking alarming information going around right now is totally bogus, dude.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

Reprinted here:

Enough people have asked me about this piece https://antidotezine.com/2017/01/22/trump-knows-you/ that I've resurrected and expanded this comment from someone else's link. I saw this method presented at a conference a couple of years ago (by the people who invented it, not the right-wing firm using it now). It's an interesting method but I am a bit skeptical of the claims made.

1. After every modern election we hear (inevitably) that the winners had a brilliant data operation and the losers were behind the times. This one is no different. The article implies that the Clinton campaign relied on old fashioned mass advertising, for instance - but this isn't true. They were using individual voter profiles too - in fact, post-election recriminations suggest they were dogmatically wedded to a granular data model based on individualised data which was supposedly amazingly predictive. Until it wasn't.

1a. A related point is the "Clinton spent so much more on TV" argument - which implies that Trump must have had some scary marketing ju-jitsu to overturn this advantage. But you spend money on TV advertising to get awareness of you and your message out there and to try and command the themes of the campaign. Trump simply did not need to do this - his every utterance was exhaustively covered by all media and he undeniably set the agenda (he was the agenda). Trump's mass media presence was colossal - his social media efforts may have been better but this makes it hard to claim them as the decisive factor.

2. Cambridge Analytica claimed success for Ted Cruz' Iowa win - but not his failure to mount a challenge to Trump in a bunch of other places, where presumably their Facebook magic would still have worked.

3. The Trump campaign were quite open about their social media strategy being reducing democrat turnout via negative FB messages to groups of Hillary voters that they felt might not show up ("Project Alamo" - they even called it 'suppression') but you don't need a super secret complex database to do that. Particularly not when your target groups - African-Americans and millennial women in Rust Belt swing states - are very easily identifiable using Facebook's standard targeting system. It would be difficult to prove that Cambridge Analytica provided much marginal advantage over the standard tools.

4. Steve Bannon is on the board of CA so he has a financial interest in making Cambridge Analytica sound super-powerful and scary. He also has a strategic interest in evoking "how can we fight their dark powers?" type demoralisation. And he has an obvious agenda of depicting traditional media as irrelevant and unreliable. But basically you don't need black box targeting explanations to explain Trumo's marginal wins in small states when voter suppression and populist appeal do as good a job and are more concrete, hence easier (though still very hard!) to counter.

5. What about the psychographics? They might work and they might not. It's largely irrelevant in this case because, as this Spectator piece from December reveals, CA hardly used them on the Trump campaign as they didn't have time. The company advised on tonality and "reinforced decisions already taken". http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/the-british-data-crunchers-who-say-they-helped-donald-trump-to-win/ That isn't nothing but it didn't swing the election. And CA's model ended up giving Trump a 20%-30% chance to win, roughly between the NYT and 538, so they didn't predict it either.

6. So I'd say it's unlikely that psychographic dark arts got Trump elected (or caused Brexit). But it is true that a load of marketing firms are scraping your social data all the time and building similar models and they can indeed be quite predictive, because human beings are generally quite predictable creatures. So by all means be more careful about what you do!

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

amount of bogus information going around everywhere right now is fucking alarming

― Karl Malone, Friday, January 27, 2017 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i wish we'd pump the brakes on some of these things like the Twitters. Trump hasn't exactly been slow to give actual nuggets to chew on

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

at least w/ the Twitters tho if they make a prediction you can see if it comes true or not later as somewhat of a gauge

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

Amount of fucking alarming information going around right now is totally bogus, dude.

i'm not sure what you mean by that but obviously there's a ton of legit alarming stuff going on right now. i'm not saying people should pipe down about that. i'm talking about the spike in unverified information, rogue accounts, rumors, satire or parody that gradually gets diluted into misinformation the further away it gets from the source. it's mindboggling.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

do not want to think about chewing trump's nuggets thx

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

ew

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EvFrf4f.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

the internet's basic communication model is disinformation and has been for a while now.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

pink or brown ones

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Fiscally conservative - rich people should be richer
Religiously conservative - good things should happen to good people

As noted, many religions have something specific to stop these lining up, but one weird trick...

And yeah if your country's built on a binary to slot good/not-good and rich/not rich onto, so much the easier.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Also Tom Ewing's comment on the post that kingfish just copied:

Tom Ewing Incidentally if you want a marketing firm that DID get the election (and the Brexit vote and the Italian referendum) almost exactly right, a firm called RIWI did it by the ingenious method of buying up millions of mistyped URLs and putting surveys on them. This removes traditional research's bias towards participants who can spell and use the Internet, and for some reason that tilts things accurately towards Trump, Brexit, etc.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

sad lol

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

sad lol

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

Amount of fucking alarming information going around right now is totally bogus, dude.

i'm not sure what you mean by that

Just a Bill & Ted joke, no need to be alarmed.

https://image.slidesharecdn.com/provenancecollaborative-151108164118-lva1-app6892/95/be-excellent-to-each-other-the-future-of-provenance-research-19-638.jpg?cb=1447001207

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/01/27/no-the-white-house-didnt-photoshop-an-image-of-the-presidents-hand/

Aw, you're no fun anymore

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

You know what I am not sophisticated enough to understand? OK, this and a few hundred other things? I get how people can be religiously conservative, and I get that they can be fiscally conservative, but why are they so often both?

To add to the above, it's a tribal thing, too, where "Christian" is a political/marketing identifier, not a theological one.

For the loudest proponents of their religious identity in an attempt to grab authority, "Christian" = "Real True Christian" = "White Evangelical suburbanite southern Republican voter"

The tribal aspect is why they tend to hate Amy Grant, for example, to the point of not distributing her album of Christmas Hymns in places like LifeWay stores, which are run by the Southern Baptist Convention. They actually claimed because it "wasn't Christian enough."

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

social conservatism and fiscal conservatism both require a certain lack of empathy

ciderpress, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

also lots of Christians want to fuck Kenneth Copeland

Neanderthal, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

ou know what I am not sophisticated enough to understand? OK, this and a few hundred other things? I get how people can be religiously conservative, and I get that they can be fiscally conservative, but why are they so often both?

you've never met two-faced assholes?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

@JDiamond1
Tried to interview @SheriffClarke for a story I'm working on. Here's the response I got back, via Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3NGkOsWIAI4Mzs.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

why would you want to interview this moron

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

"Daddy says 'no'"

will, Friday, 27 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

Winning hearts and minds: https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Friday, 27 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

^^^ the unhinged leftist white women's rally. smdh

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Friday, 27 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

that dude always looks like a kid wearing his dad's hat

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Search function is sucking right now, so I'll just put this here: NY State AG joins lawsuit alleging that more than 220,000 voters were purged from NYC rolls in the two years before the 2016 prez primary.

The Board of Elections is a highly unregulated patronage mill, and it's unsurprising that investigators found that the borough clerks and others charged with managing voter rolls have no formal training in administering the databases or complying with the complex state and federal election laws. On the other hand, probers allege that both party-appointed BOE commissioners and the top executives in their staff at the citywide BOE office had full knowledge of the various purge efforts—the Brooklyn debacle, carried out over two and a quarter years, was dubbed the Brooklyn Project, according to the legal papers—and got periodic updates on each, never stopping to address the projects' illegality.

http://gothamist.com/2017/01/27/schneiderman_boe_200000_purged.php

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

now that's some real news, hope it gets traction

sleeve, Friday, 27 January 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

It seems like they're trying to imply this rises above the level of mere ineptitude but I don't really see much evidence of that.
I don't really know Gothamist, is it prone to speculative implication about voting irregularities etc?

Speaking of which I was recently speaking with a guy from AL and trying to remember the details about how Siegelman may have been targeted by Rove as part of that big Bush purge of the Justice Dept. I was pretty highly suggestible when it came to that kind of speculation in those days though so maybe there wasn't really much to that.

viborg, Friday, 27 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

So basically we are going to be getting a lot of lawsuits about voter purges and restrictions while the federal government under Trump initiates investigations into voter fraud, as a pretense to further restrict voting?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

trusting a lot to the integrity and independence of judges : /

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

Seen as a timeline, this goes so far beyond conspiracy theory. The reddit thread has links to sources of allegations:

July 8, 2016 - Trump associate Carter Page visits Moscow and receives an offer of equity from Russia in a massive Russian oil deal if Trump will lift US/EU sanctions. These sanctions have crippled the Russian economy and hamstrung their oligarchy.

July 18, 2016 - Trump's team makes one tweak to the RNC platform: a pro-Russia softening of our stance on their invasion of Ukraine/Crimea.

July 22, 2016 - Wikileaks dumps the DNC emails on the eve of the Democratic National Convention, helping hold down Clinton's favorability among an incensed left and boosting Trump's RNC bump while holding Clinton to her lowest polling of the cycle.

July 27, 2016 - Trump tells the press that he would consider lifting sanctions on Russia and "jokingly" instructs Russia to continue to hack Clinton "if they're listening." It would be his last press conference of the election.

Now, of course, we know that:
The hacking was directed by Russia to help Trump win the election.
Wikileaks timed their dumps to hurt Clinton's campaign.

What has the Trump team been up to since then?
Trump advisor Carter Page is under investigation for his ties to Russia. He's continued to visit Moscow in spite of that investigation.

The man who most likely offered Page the deal to offer to Trump was found dead from gun shot wounds in the back of his car in Moscow in December. The Russian state press has called his death a heart attack since the initial report (...in the back of his car, in an alley).

Trump advisor Paul Manafort, who left his official role as campaign chair last summer, is under investigation for his ties to Russia. Manafort reemerged after the election to advise Trump on cabinet positions...

Rex Tillerson, former Exxon CEO, emerged as a dark horse candidate for Secretary of State shortly thereafter. Tillerson has extensive business ties to Russian oil and lobbied for a reduction in sanctions while at Exxon. He has deep ties to the company that offered Carter Page the equity deal, along with his own $200M stock in Exxon that would benefit significantly from the lifting of sanctions, and has been awarded the Friend of Russia honor by Putin.

Former military intelligence officer, and Trump's National Security Advisor, Gen. Michael Flynn is under investigation for his communications with Russia following a December increase in sanctions by Pres. Obama. The Trump team have defended those calls with various conflicting explanations. After getting kicked out of the Obama DIA for his insubordination and islamaphobia, Flynn - the veteran intelligence officer - cozied up to Putin.

Finally there is Trump advisor Roger Stone - a former business partner to Paul Manafort who cut his teeth in politics as one of Nixon's dirty trixsters. Stone outed himself as a back-channel communicator between Wikileaks's Assagne and the Trump campaign back in November. In his spare time before the election, Stone led the charge to cement the election as rigged in case of a Clinton victory. He is also under investigation by US intelligence.

During the campaign many described Trump as a useful idiot of Russia. His actions since then may determine that an underestimation.

Trump is speaking with Putin soon regarding the lifting of sanctions.

Leaks, unsubstantiated though given the above hardly far fetched, have identified Trump as a Russian asset cultivated over at least the last five years.

Allegations have emerged that Russia has both the carrot of the oil money and the stick of kompromat - incriminating evidence used as blackmail - to encourage Trump's pro-Putin action.

Russia has arrested two high ranking Russian cyber intelligence officials for treason - potentially because of their role as US spies.

A third Russian hacker is currently in a US-Russian tug of war while in jail in Prague, with a potential connection to the Huma Abedin emails that were discovered in October and which may have tipped the election to Trump.

Russian officials are celebrating the election of Trump and are joyous over their efforts to elect him.

John McCain laments that we have no unified response to Russian cyber-intrusion, which he likened to an act of war.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/5qiscq/mccain_if_trump_lifts_sanctions_congress_will/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

love these circumstantial things:

Trump advisor Paul Manafort, who left his official role as campaign chair last summer, is under investigation for his ties to Russia. Manafort reemerged after the election to advise Trump on cabinet positions...

like this doesn't go both ways:

another US lobbying firm tied to the pro-Russian former Ukrainian government of Viktor Yanukovich is run by Tony Podesta, brother of the chairman of Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

a consultant for Yanukovich in the 2006 Ukrainian election was Bernie Sanders' chief strategist Tad Devine.

its almost as if these lobbyists and political strategists are totally amoral and avaricious people who will take money from anyone

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

Lol at posting a literal conspiracy theory as something that goes so far beyond

badg, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

Not saying it isn't true!

badg, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

I know it seems silly, but I guess what I was getting at is that it's a very specific, linear, chronological account, largely based on reporting, as opposed to coalescing in a vacuum caused by lack of facts or information.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:24 (eight years ago)

It's linear but 'largely based on reporting' is a massive stretch. The reporting is mostly repeating unverified rumours and even that is misrepresented in the Reddit post.

The article about Carter Page suggests he was offered brokerage rights, not equity. There is no evidence to suggest this actually happened. On a side note, the buyers - Glencore and the Qatari government - have strong Clinton ties. If Trump and Tillerson are in hock to the Kremlin, why involve Page, who appears to be a nobody grifter, at all?

The article about Manafort suggests he is being investigated for illicitly taking money from the Ukrainian Party Of The Regions, not Russia,

Roger Stone revealing himself as a 'back channel communicator ' withWikileaks was him having dinner with someone who knows Assange socially.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Friday, 27 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

why the fuck was Gabbard over in Syria meeting with Assad

I liked that woman for about two minutes then went back to disliking her.

akm, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

Xpost You deny the conspiracy because you're in on it!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

Xpost You deny the conspiracy because you're in on it!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

Huh, why did that happen? Are they watching me!?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

There've been a lot of double posts and an occasional triple post in the last few days.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

Hm, but for some reason it hasn't happened to ShariVari... Nor, come to think of it, darraghmac!!!

Frederik B, Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

shari vari is ilx commissar of active measures

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

He does know a lot about Russia ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

Lol as I read that I had the same joekz at sharivari, add only nobody grifter Page must be keyser soze.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/us/politics/trump-syrian-refugees.html

Mr. Trump has been deferential to Mr. Mattis, who has quickly established himself as a top aide whose advice the president is willing to take. On Friday, Mr. Trump said he would let Mr. Mattis “override” him by banning torture during terror interrogations even though Mr. Trump believes the tactics do work in getting information from suspects.

In a remarkable show of deference to his own subordinate, Mr. Trump said during an earlier news conference Friday morning with Theresa May, the British prime minister, that he would let Mr. Mattis decide about whether to use torture in interrogations. Mr. Mattis has said he does not believe torture is effective.

“I don’t necessarily agree, but I will tell you that he will override because I’m giving him that power,” Mr. Trump said. “I’m going to rely on him. I happen to feel that it does work.”

Mr. Trump appeared to be struggling with the issue even as he spoke, returning several times to his own belief in the effectiveness of torture even as he stated that he would let Mr. Mattis decide.

“But I’m going with our leaders,” he said. “We are going to win, with or without.”

Then he added, “But I do disagree.”

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

In a remarkable show of deference to his own subordinate...

^ He's reaffirming his connection to his base by continuing to declare his deep faith in torture, while giving them a 'statesmanlike' explanation for why he's not keeping the faith with their longing to torture 'terrorists', then he's assuring them he'll break out the torture devices in future if he feels like it is needed to beat the terrorists. He understands his base better than the NYT, which expects presidents to address a different audience than Trump loyalists.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 28 January 2017 03:43 (eight years ago)

here's a NYT breaking news i couldn't have imagined 2 years ago:

Breaking News: President Trump's temporary ban on refugees establishes a religious test: Christians from Muslim nations will be given priority

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)

The executive order suspends the entry of refugees into the United States for 120 days and directs officials to determine additional screening ”to ensure that those approved for refugee admission do not pose a threat to the security and welfare of the United States.”

gee, it almost seems like there would be a screening process in place, it seems odd that no one would run any background checks on refugees trying to enter the united states. oh well, must be the first time! glad trump is introducing this new security check!!!!!!!!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

oh wait, i just realized everyone else is out doing stuff and having fun, probably. i should try that! i learned from that one german-translated article above that the smaller distance you cover in a day (measured via tracking the GPS on your phone), the more likely you are to be emotionally unstable. my GPS is very bored these days, just moving a few feet to the left and right during most hours, along with a dogwalk around the neighborhood in the morning and evening. right now it's tracking me enjoying the first Friday evening news dump by the trump administration

fuck all the trump voters for life

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

fuck AmeriKKKa

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:32 (eight years ago)

i want to throw a brick through a window

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:32 (eight years ago)

he established a religious test for refugees on international holocaust remembrance day

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

i don't know what to do with my rage.

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

refugee entry into the US after 9/11 was suspended for a shorter time than 120 days

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:40 (eight years ago)

July 22, 2016 - Wikileaks dumps the DNC emails on the eve of the Democratic National Convention, helping hold down Clinton's favorability among an incensed left and boosting Trump's RNC bump while holding Clinton to her lowest polling of the cycle.

What polling numbers is this based on? Looking at this, I don't see much of a lasting impact, and not even a huge immediate impact on HRC's numbers. Her numbers in the days before July 22 are mostly around 39-40%, which is about where they are in the days around July 22. From July 29 to Aug 28, every poll listed showed her ahead of Trump, very comfortably in some cases.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

i'm sort of amazed that it's only 120 days

when it came, i expected it to be for an indeterminate length of time

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

btw on the "pernicious lies to preemptively justify racist policy" front, he claims that it's much harder to come into the US as a Christian refugee than a Muslim one. BULLSHIT

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

120 days is just the start

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

iranian/syrian, etc. H1B holders with american children are not allowed to return for those 120 days if they happened to be out of the country today

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:43 (eight years ago)

i'm kind of hopeful it will be quietly rolled back at 120 days since its so transparently impractical (aside from cruel, ineffective, illegal, etc.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

iranian/syrian, etc. H1B holders with american children are not allowed to return for those 120 days if they happened to be out of the country today

Jesus

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:45 (eight years ago)

also this is pathetic https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10103460278231481

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:48 (eight years ago)

120 days is just the start

― horseshoe, Friday, January 27, 2017 11:42 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, I think the end game is to have some sort of Quiverfull eugenics program in full swing by the end of the 120 days

example (crüt), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:49 (eight years ago)

this is horrible

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

So can a court block this? According to NYT, banning immigrants on the basis of nationality is illegal in the US.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/opinion/trumps-immigration-ban-is-illegal.html

jmm, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

ugh zuckerberg

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:51 (eight years ago)

according to one mike pence of indiana this is illegal https://twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/674249808610066433

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

religious test for entry seems unconstitutional, too, in my limited understanding. will a court block it, though?

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

mike pence is a man of god, right? p clear what he he has to do

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

Courts will block this

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 05:01 (eight years ago)

having a tough time feeling comfortable relying on an institution of the united states to succeed right now

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2017 05:03 (eight years ago)

what the fuck is happening ugh fuck all of this

marcos, Saturday, 28 January 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

otm

horseshoe, Saturday, 28 January 2017 05:12 (eight years ago)

Like..........what does it say when Russia and ISIS are ecstatic about the actions of a president that are making his own constituents shit their pants?

Fuck not only Trump but every member of the government who isn't fighting this tooth and nail. It's seeming ever clearer that it's gonna be left to the masses to do whatever we can to clear up this mess.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:16 (eight years ago)

Paris mob barely had to do anything to get the King arrested in the end, I learned today. They just sorta went in and massacred his bodyguard.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:23 (eight years ago)

Well if anything I'm even angrier than I was last saturday.

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:29 (eight years ago)

I'm always firmly anti-secessionist when that talk starts to bubble up somewhere every few years, but if this California thing is a success, I would seriously consider moving there. I live in a red part of the country anyway, so my votes don't do shit.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:34 (eight years ago)

california is why we can't count on fixing this through the electoral process. if california votes to secede in 2018, i have no idea what happens from there, but the united states of america has no future as a democracy.

trump needs to go before the 2018 mid-terms.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:41 (eight years ago)

if California secedes the American tanks will roll in the next day

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:45 (eight years ago)

if California secedes the American tanks will roll in the next day

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:45 (eight years ago)

if California secedes the American tanks will roll in the next day

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:45 (eight years ago)

if California secedes the American tanks will roll in the next day

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:45 (eight years ago)

lol wtf zing

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:46 (eight years ago)

we're not going to secede.

the late great, Saturday, 28 January 2017 06:48 (eight years ago)

states do not have the legal right to secede

it is also a bad idea for any number of reasons

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:04 (eight years ago)

I think that's the reason any talk ever revolves around Texas (because they retain the right).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:07 (eight years ago)

Oh wait, I'm incorrect. Fuck you, Texas!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:09 (eight years ago)

I'm p sure no laws apply at this point

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:23 (eight years ago)

I'm p sure no laws apply at this point

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:23 (eight years ago)

okay I can't post from zing tonight

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 07:24 (eight years ago)

Even Dick Cheney is marginally less evil than Trump, Jesus fucking Christ

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 28 January 2017 08:07 (eight years ago)

i still cannot believe, like, anything

this fucker

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 08:24 (eight years ago)

this is where ppl mob the white house, correct? if not now, when?

i just had the alarming thought that this post could end up with me sitting in front of a committee

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 January 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

would explain the double posts though wouldn't it?
Maybe they've stopped taht glitch knowing we've noticed. If so it's about as inept as everything else we're coming to expect from these people.

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 January 2017 10:54 (eight years ago)

Unless teh idea is to indicate you're being watched and see what effect it has.

Or is expecting that level of awareness too high for this government?

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 January 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icID__07xBI

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 28 January 2017 11:00 (eight years ago)

just for safety its prob best u dont post xp

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 January 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)

Iranians with green cards / permanent legal residency in the US are being denied boarding on US-bound flights by most or all major airlines. Some universities are currently advising students from Muslim-majority countries other than the seven listed to seek legal advice before leaving the country.

It sounds like there is such lack of clarity on the new rules (announced late on a Friday night) it has been left to individual airlines, etc, to figure out what is happening and apply the rules.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:00 (eight years ago)

I'm sure this will all be fine.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:12 (eight years ago)

The federal hiring freeze, the immigrant crimes order, and the ban on nationalities entering the country have all been so weakly drafted that nobody can be certain how to implement them. It's like we're going to have to put out OMB circulars for literally everything.

DHS HQ is probably a 24x7 legal shop / policy help desk right now between just those three things. I could ask some people but I won't.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

we're not going to secede.

― the late great

tell me that again after 18 months of this guy

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

compared to what we learned last night, this is just ghoulishly funny: Report: McConnell Shot Down Trump's Proposal To Abolish Electoral College.

According to the Wall Street Journal, which recapped Trump’s first week in office on Friday, discussion of the Electoral College took place during a White House meeting between Trump and senior congressional leaders on Tuesday.

Citing anonymous sources who attended the meeting, the Journal reported that Trump raised the possibility of adopting a nation-wide popular vote in the meeting, even thought he lost that metric to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes.

This would have been the same meeting in which Trump reportedly brought up, again, his baseless belief that millions of "illegal" votes lost him a popular vote victory.

McConnell cautioned against the idea, according to the Journal, pointing out the complex recount process in Florida in 2000 and projecting the headache on a national scale. Trump demurred, according to the report.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:55 (eight years ago)

lol waht

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

it's stunning/terrifying just how stupid this guy is

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

'please mitch, help me ensure a victory like mine never happens again'

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

The best part is McConnell maneuvering so he can get him not to do it without disagreeing with him about the "real" result. Such a worm

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

he has a genuine talent for it

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

A worm of eliteness

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

A Play by Robert Bolt

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

just two sets of wobbling jowls lobbing lies and misconceptions at each other at the highest echelons of power nbd

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)


tell me that again after 18 months of this guy

no-one's going to secede. ever. secession means war. nobody who wants to secede is or will ever actually be ready to go to war with the United States. it's a ridiculous thing to raise.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

There will be no successions, but I predict an eventual return to large-scale riots on the street. Because this seems increasingly like the kind of guy who will send in the national guard to do something to somebody somewhere, and someone will inevitably be shot, and then the country will explode.

Anyway. It's fun to play conspiracy, but the Russia stuff is still simmering hot, and truly stinks of Watergate style convoluted connections and coverups shenanigans:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/world/europe/russia-hacking-us-election.html

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

So Trump cited a 1950s law to support his immigration banning, despite such discrimination being made illegal in the 1960s? Who are this idiot's lawyers? You can't cite an earlier law that has been supplanted and negated by a later law!

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/opinion/trumps-immigration-ban-is-illegal.html

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

"Banning" Iraqi refugees after what we did to that country has to be one of the most shameful things the US government has done in my lifetime.

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

And in other this won't end well news, Melania defamation suit against Maryland blogger going forward:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/not-expected-in-court-the-first-lady/2017/01/26/d0905184-e40b-11e6-ba11-63c4b4fb5a63_story.html

Any chance to get a Trump into court seems like a good opportunity to do some damage. I assume this guy has a lawyer, but a really god lawyer could get some good stuff in discovery. Like, showing she entered the country illegally, or embarrassing pictures/videos, or all sorts of behind the curtain stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

8

Day fucking EIGHT, ladies and gentlemen, day eight out of one thousand four hundred and sixty.

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

-one

(leap year)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

So immigrants from countries he does business in are ok? How is that remotely legal?

frogbs, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

Oh wait I forgot the law doesn't apply anymore

frogbs, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

already lawsuits being filed on the order per what i've read this morning

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

i am completely sick at the news of this ban. and furious.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

Yeah this has gone even worse than I thought. My wife is worried that mexicans are next..someones doing the raping right? Considering Trump's hell bent on destroying US-Mexico relations who knows!!

frogbs, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

So disappointed in our Congress right now. They all destroyed him for suggesting this stuff and now they're all happily playing along. Fucking cowards.

frogbs, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

they probably always were ok with it, but had to appeal to the greater public. now they can claim "well this isn't a MUSLIM ban, we're just banning refugees from countries with pockets of Islamic terror, it's not the same thing!" to their constituents while still pretending to be against a "Muslim ban" which this essentially is anyway.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

So the US abandoning any pretence ofor giving a funky about its iraining collanos, well i'll be a monkey's uncle etc

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

So the US abandoning any pretence of giving a fuck about its iraqi collabos, well i'll be a monkey's uncle etc

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

Is the keep the oil comment going to have longterm consequence?
Is it going to cause a rift between him and the military at all?

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

Did he make it again or something?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

i swear to god i'm going to start fp'ing any post which tells me something is or is not "impossible", particularly if the justification is that the thing in question is fucking idiotic.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

This fucking stupid decision http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/01/28/oscar-nominated-iranian-director-asghar-farhadi-miss-years-ceremony/

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

we have no reason to secede, and i don't know a single person in favor ofnit

the late great, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

I know ppl in favorof it but they're mostly joking. No one's willing to fight a war over it.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

it is the worst, stupidest solution to a terrible problem

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

agreed

the late great, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

California can secede, then go bankrupt trying to enact its own self-sustainable economy and try to somehow enact a Constitution somewhat based on the US Constitution that features amendments on wine orchards, then somehow amass an army to defend itself against the American government, which is now largely electing Republican Presidents given the Dems loss of Cali's automatic 55.

and now you have to get a passport to go to Napa valley.

seems like a win-win.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

well, this means The Salesman just won the Oscar.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Trump's drafting an executive order to prevent that rn

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

meanwhile how did this happen on obama's watch? plays right into the hands of people who say dems don't care about the working class.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/get-there/wp/2017/01/27/in-unprecedented-move-pension-plan-approves-benefit-cuts-for-retired-iron-workers/

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Anyone watching msnbc? They talked to an iraqi guy who was stopped at the airport this morning. He worked as a translator for the US military on the understanding that they'd help him come to America, which he wanted to do because his young son has a rare liver ailment that cannot be effectively treated in Iraq.

I don't know how to channel this anger. So fucking despicable that a worthless idiot like Trump could decide the fates of people much better than him.

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Anyone watching msnbc? They talked to an iraqi guy who was stopped at the airport this morning. He worked as a translator for the US military on the understanding that they'd help him come to America, which he wanted to do because his young son has a rare liver ailment that cannot be effectively treated in Iraq.

I don't know how to channel this anger. So fucking despicable that a worthless idiot like Trump could decide the fates of people much better than him.

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Anyone watching msnbc? They talked to an iraqi guy who was stopped at the airport this morning. He worked as a translator for the US military on the understanding that they'd help him come to America, which he wanted to do because his young son has a rare liver ailment that cannot be effectively treated in Iraq.

I don't know how to channel this anger. So fucking despicable that a worthless idiot like Trump could decide the fates of people much better than him.

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Ugh sorry for the triple post. Idk why that happened

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Hamid Darweesh released. Rest to follow, i expect.

Support the ACLU everybody

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

Is the keep the oil comment going to have longterm consequence?
Is it going to cause a rift between him and the military at all?

― Stevolende, Saturday, January 28, 2017 4:12 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did he make it again or something?

― El Tomboto, Saturday, January 28, 2017 4:23 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Since when?
I was hearing that him saying it after having become President instead of just being dismissed as the bullshit a Presidential candidate was saying gave it a lot more significance.
That it undermined the trust that was built up between US ground forces currently deployed around the Middle east and whatever local contacts that they'd made. If the motivation for their presence is to go after the country's resources as was being said about Iraq it would put them in even further danger.

I hadn't seen anything said about the comments on thsi thread. Rachel maddow was making a great deal of it last week.
I was wondering if it was something that was being seen as creating a negative atmosphere still. Particularly since videos of the various times Trump had made the comment subtitled in the local language were being circulated on social media in Iraq and presumably other parts of teh middle east.

Coupled with the current crap over what should be straightforward legitimate travel I would think it would be making the situation worse. Not only is this travel situation racist but it is coupled with the motivation that the Head of State in the States thinks it would be ok to rob those resources.

Was hoping that if the military did feel that Trump's tactlessness was endangering its troops it might lead to support he was counting on simply not being there and in fact being against him.

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

Support the ACLU everybody

^this. they are going to be swamped with work this year.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 28 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

as noted elsewhere online, your civil servants went ahead and "enforced" this executive order before its lawfulness or constitutionality was ever vetted. if we're expecting "good people" to refuse to do dirty work when even grosser edicts are handed down, maybe we should start rethinking that assumption

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 28 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

ACLU is great, but don't forget the experts who have been gearing up for this fight and have the strongest connections in the muslim american community: CAIR (which is federated, so donate to your local chapter if possible. the NY chapter's lawyer is also its webmaster, so they need the help!) and the NILC

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

A list of local Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) chapters.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 28 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

So what else did he promise and/or threaten that he hasn't moved forward with yet?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

Putting Hillary in jail

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Prosecuting his sexual assault victims

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Infrastructure spending

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

using nuclear weapons

frogbs, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

Making America great again

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

here's a list from the technocrat sociopaths of silicon valley https://www.track-trump.com/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

there's also this which explains the legislative process a bit more https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/us/politics/trump-agenda-tracker.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

Have any swamps been drained yet?

jmm, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

i swear to god i'm going to start fp'ing any post which tells me something is or is not "impossible", particularly if the justification is that the thing in question is fucking idiotic.

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, January 28, 2017 11:26 AM (four hours ago)

here's a piece of advice: if you find yourself thinking a certain conspiracy theory or far-fetched idea (like secession) is plausible, think to yourself "gee i am pretty much the equivalent of a tea party conspiracy theorist right now and should probably stfu or at the very least not post to ILX about it"

k3vin k., Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

shakey otm, the less energy we spend on these stupid fucking news items the better off we're going to be

k3vin k., Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

here's a piece of advice: if you find yourself thinking a certain conspiracy theory or far-fetched idea (like secession) is plausible, think to yourself "gee i am pretty much the equivalent of a tea party conspiracy theorist right now and should probably stfu or at the very least not post to ILX about it"

― k3vin k

whew. thanks for setting me straight. for a little while there i thought donald trump had been elected president of the united states.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

how long would it take to get some kind of temporary injunction as a result of these lawsuits?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

also Paul Ryan can fuck himself

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

he can, he added flexibility exercises to his strength training regimen

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

https://m.popkey.co/e528fb/l4bN_f-maxage-0_s-200x150.gif

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

how long would it take to get some kind of temporary injunction as a result of these lawsuits?

We're about to find out, i suspect. Surely there will be a federal circuit court ruling.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

thanks for setting me straight. for a little while there i thought donald trump had been elected president of the united states.

Poor reasoning, go to the back of the class.

The laws that allowed Trump to become prez are the same laws that render his actions illegal, bind states to the Union etc.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

what worries me is the 1965 law everybody cites as making this executive order illegal technically only applies to immigrants, but excludes refugees.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

but a partial victory is at least something, nonetheless

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13I1RzNa_rw

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

I suspect that Trump's order was not particularly well-written, thought out, or vetted. Call me crazy.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Probably written by non-lawyer Bannon lol

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

hoping you are correct xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't come in, unless Jesus loves you - Love Trump" = full text of order

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

Noticed that 'track trump' website isn't loading?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

All reports are saying that they rushed the law out without input from DoJ or DoS or Homeland Security, so chances are there are plenty of holes to be poked and if a judge rules against the order, the executive branch will be happy to stop enforcing it.

voodoo chili, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

and individual airlines are just interpreting this on their own?

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

taxi content

- yellow cabs stop work 6-7pm https://twitter.com/NYTWA/status/825463758709518337
- uber to pay any drivers trapped outside US https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/825458537161560064

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

xpost yes, largely because the implementation of the order was so poorly communicated

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

The livestreams at JFK I'm seeing on FB are helping me get through the sheer anger I'm feeling.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

that's nuts (xpost)

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

I mean it's all nuts but also indicative of the total level of confusion that's being generated, and, apparently sustained

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

I don't understand the Uber thing. But a taxi protest sounds good to me.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

confusion seems to be a goal, not a bug, for bannon and company

voodoo chili, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

the uber thing seems to be him edging toward confrontation (although still collaborating). travis has a reputation for having thiel-like politics, so this was a surprisingly good statement for me. there have been stronger statements from tech ceos today (e.g. netflix), but there have also been much weaker ones (e.g. zuck).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

zuck's statement was the weakest shit ever, it was some str8 up "i disagree with what my new friend is doing, but we're still friends"

nomar, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

Matt Oswalt ‏@MattOswaltVA

Obama must feel like Sean Connery watching George Lazenby playing James Bond

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/825361792234819585

Thx Vox.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

lol bart https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/825470761200611328

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

ACLU is also considering challenging the order from an Establishment clause angle re: Trump's comments on prioritizing Christians. I say go for it.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)

Gonna donate again. Just sent CAIR-Chicago some money, too.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

thx for the cair link

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Grimes is matching donations to CAIR up to combined total of $10k if you send her receipt. Sia is matching to ACLU.

Iraq is apparently considering reciprocal ban on Americans.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

i will def be donating to the ACLU in the next week, more than enough income to throw at this shit.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

I would p much vote for any Presidential candidate who'd say "Radical Christianity is the greatest threat to the USA" rn

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

as long as they weren't talking about daniel berrigan, sure.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

Correct

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/28/us/fire-destroys-mosque-in-texas-in-early-hours.html

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

asked my lawyer sister who to donate to and she recommended: https://refugeerights.org/

rob, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

1941, and not a damn thing's changed.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

in 1941 the wolf wasn't the american president

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

um, can someone help me confirm this?

this tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/825127844066054144

there's an embedded video. at 57 seconds in, when he's saying "out of the united states of america", does anyone else hear a very loud bell noise? like absurdly loud and overdubbed? but it's an official whitehouse.gov video?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)

Yep i hear it too

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

It sounded like a computer ding sound

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

lol that's the default ios/macos new imessage sound effect

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

People will go to town on the tweet two above:

"Thr coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost gas been so false and angry that the times actually apologized to its....."

Typo left in.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

xp you can hear it under settings > notifications > messages > note (default)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

that is amazing. did anyone at the white house bother watching the video before they published it?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

if this goes on for longer than 6 months then green card holders outside the country will be presumed to have abandoned their lawful permanent residency status. green card holders working toward citizenship (which you can do in 3 or 5 years depending on whether you're married to a citizen) will be presumed to no longer fulfill the requirements for naturalization. i'm 100% certain this never crossed the mind of anyone involved in drafting the EO, but presumably now they know they won't care. http://lawandborder.com/risk-abandoning-green-card-abroad-6-months/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

There's going to be immediate court rulings, this will not last 6 mos.

You guys obsess over the most inane shit sometimes re: bell sounf

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)

They may have even expected it to fail on legal challenge so it gives the impression of action and the "evil liberals" and "corrupt activist judges" stopped them

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

yup

sleeve, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

yes yes shakey, we know you're not worried.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:50 (eight years ago)

Oh i'm plenty worried

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)

They may have even expected it to fail on legal challenge so it gives the impression of action and the "evil liberals" and "corrupt activist judges" stopped them

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering too, especially if so little care went into the order. They figured it was worth creating a lot of chaos and uncertainty with no warning.

jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

shocks and shocks and shocks

it's almost like a doctrine

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:00 (eight years ago)

exactly

sleeve, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackieVimo?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Will be live tweeting the hearing

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

Up to 13 detained at SeaTac according to NPR, heading there now

JoeStork, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

Jayapal is there too apparently

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

This machine kills fascists

https://twitter.com/peterknox/status/825514744819937280

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

The White House statement on International Holocaust Remembrance Day didn't mention Jews or anti-Semitism because "despite what the media reports, we are an incredibly inclusive group and we took into account all of those who suffered," administration spokeswoman Hope Hicks told CNN on Saturday.

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

From a post shared on FB by a friend of my ex-wife's family, presented without comment.

"I have found the hatred of Trump a little baffling. Most of the times what I hear from the anti Trump folks amounts to simple personal attacks.... " he's a narcissist" ( so is just about everyone in Washington and Hollywood) He is arrogant... well most billionaires are it doesn't mean he can not do a good job as s president... " He is a racist" I am not sure how people know that but there is probably some truth to that... but so is pretty much every 70 year old man I know White black Hispanic Asian etc... sure there are some that are not but they are the exception.. the fact is when the 70 year olds of today we're growing up the world was a far more racist place than it is today... so that is not unexpected at all and sort of naive to suggest you suspected different. The issue with that is I would buy that argument if he ran on a racist platform... but from what I saw and heard he plans on pumping billions into the inner cities to improve education reduce crime and improve healthcare. He also plans on improving the treatment of our military vets which are overrepresented by minorities. So I would wait and see if he actually carries thru on these promises because for the most part none of his predecessors have. My good friend Bryan Richter (who I am deliberately not tagging here because I read he is getting sick of political rhetoric) has offered me the only coherent argument I have heard to date. He is concerned for the environment and many of Trumps proposals appear to endanger that. Well that to me is a legit concern. Over regulation by the EPA can cripple the economy though so I would like to see how this plays out a bit before I become truly alarmed. The Earth does have incredible recuperative abilities so I believe it will survive 4 years. Most other counters I have heard amount to nothing more than personal attacks many based on false narratives created by the media... for example CNNreporting Trump removed the bust of MLK from the Oval Office... that just sounded stupid to me from the get go...shit he met with the man's son to discuss inner city minority issues... well CNN wrote a brief mea culpa admitting they lied but no doubt hundreds of thousands of people only got the first part and are thus more concerned about him being racist... a rational person must ask oneself why do these bastards have to lie? The media used to be our source of the truth and now it has just become another rhetoric outlet. I prefer to remain hopeful a D.C. Outsider may be able to do what the insiders have not. Already Trump seems to be very concerned w keeping every American in the loop as to what he is doing. I have never seen executive orders played out on TV.... can the detractors give the man some credit? Every other president has felt what they were doing was really none of our business... everything happened behind closed doors and maybe once every 6 months the public would get a little update. Trump ran on a platform he was going to return Washington to the people of this country and so far all these executive orders being explained and televised seems to me like he is making good on that... at least he feels we have a right to know... previous presidents IMO felt they were above communicating with the lowly citizen."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

can't argue with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

there needs to be a one-time, single use, full screen "FUCK YOU!!" message you can send to one person on facebook. just once. single time, just for one person, but when the time is right, FUCK YOU!!!!!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

and as the receiver of that message you know that the other person just used a priceless tool, just for you

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

xp as someone said on twitter, "THEY JUST ALL LIVES MATTERED THE HOLOCAUST"

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)

those poor Nazis, won't somebody think of the Nazis

sleeve, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

When I see posts like this, I consider - for a millisecond - trying to offer a counter. Then I realize it's a waste of energy because the poster lives on a different planet where gays, minorities, and immigrants might as well be sea monsters.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

Stay has been granted

stet, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

The clips I've seen of tonight's protests have been breathtaking.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

Judge: "Class is pretty well defined as outline in the papers - otherwise would be reviewing stays for a hundred people" so stay is national

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

So this is Trump's first potential defeat of an EO in the courts, right? I wonder if he even knew that could happen. Watching how they handle a fuckup of their own making is going to be scary.

stet, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

Jackie Vimo‏ @JackieVimo
US: "There are some people who might request to return to their country." Judge: "I'm not directing you to trap them here!"

jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

So this is Trump's first potential defeat of an EO in the courts, right? I wonder if he even knew that could happen. Watching how they handle a fuckup of their own making is going to be scary.

this is part of bannons plan

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

These guys are disorganized morons they donr have a fucking plan

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

as noted elsewhere online, your civil servants went ahead and "enforced" this executive order before its lawfulness or constitutionality was ever vetted. if we're expecting "good people" to refuse to do dirty work when even grosser edicts are handed down, maybe we should start rethinking that assumption

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, January 28, 2017

This wasn't circulated with any of the pertinent policy offices and that's why JFK is full. OGC at DHS has no idea how to execute the order, and isn't returning calls. Customs workers are breaking down in tears trying to answer for this.

So mostly fuck off with your assumptions of how things work?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:06 (eight years ago)

Anyone here at cadman plaza? People chanting "aclu". Looks like when the Birmingham six got out.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

There's an SOP for circulating EOs prior to signing so that agencies can be reasonably prepared to execute them, and it wasn't followed, obviously. On the other hand, civil servants don't get to ignore the spirit or the letter of statutes just because "it doesn't make sense and seems wrong."

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

There is a drum circle :-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

Being wrong on almost every count does not make them morons. They are committed to serving a worldview that has delivered them immense power and this they find such power deeply gratifying and they will continue to serve that worldview to the utmost of their ability.

They are not well-organized, yet, but will become more so as time passes. Dismissing your enemy is stupid. Understanding them is critical to defeating them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

i know you're much higher on the ladder than i ever got, tombot, so i expect you have better insight. but from experience, i expect civil servants, by and large, to follow his orders. i expect some to dissent and get nowhere with it, and i also expect trump to push for laws to weaken the federal unions and strengthen the ability to fire people who disagree and/or disobey.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

so many expectations over here, sorry

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

just fp'd myself

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

I'm just sick of leftists fearfully hypothesizing about *everythinh going according to plan*. Cuz its not.

Xp

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

Bannon and Trump are not geniuses. They arent even as smart as McConnell. We can beat these people.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

did you copy and paste a post you made from october there?

nomar, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

I expect the pushback from the career civil service might start to take on some kung fu puzzle shapes. right now it's starting your leak twitter accounts, or resigning as a unit, brute force stuff. gradually as people learn how to work together with their fellow-traveler general counsel types you might begin to see implementations that wholly circumvent the executive orders, more or less the way we've gotten used to operating under Continuing Resolution conditions for the past 6 years, except even more stupider-dumb.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

i mean i'm with you mostly but also ease up my man, understand the genuine fears based on recent history of unlikely successes by these assholes

nomar, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

xpost
that works, unless you have appointed staff that actually know what's going on and know how to prevent it.

so, pretty much 50/50 chances

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

I think we're all just terrified in different ways

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

Counseling Trump in the effort will be Stephen K. Bannon, the White House chief strategist whose influence inside the administration is expanding far beyond politics. In a separate presidential memo, Trump reorganized the National Security Council to, along with other changes, give Bannon a regular seat on the principals committee — the meetings of the most senior national security officials, including the secretaries of defense and state.

That memo also states that the director of national intelligence and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff will sit on the principals committee only when the issues to be discussed pertain to their “responsibilities and expertise.” In the previous two administrations, both were included as regular attendees.

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

I've been in airports all day flying home from Mexico. I turn on my phone after landing and what the fuck is going on?

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:27 (eight years ago)

of course we're terrified in different ways. there are the ways of the people who are being detained right now, the people who just got out locked out of the country, the people who are paid to execute presidential orders that they find unconscionable, the people protesting at airports right now, the people who feel like they're next up for authorized discrimination, the people who don't have to care because they're not a target, the people who voted for this and wanted it, the people that worked for years to make it this way, and the people who funded it.

FUUUUUUU

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

Here goes my cutting back on alcohol

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

i have been drinking inverted russians since i got home, in protest

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

Like ive seriously sunk deeper into depression since Nov and see no end in sight.

Probably gonna join the protest at Rubio's Orlando office on Tues.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:36 (eight years ago)

From what I understand, and what is being clarified by Reuters, the stay only applies to the 100+ people around the country who were being detained in airports today. If you were overseas and got turned away from your flight, you're still screwed indefinitely.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:36 (eight years ago)

ACLU is supposedly trying that part tomorrow

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:38 (eight years ago)

This experience has been good rationale for staying dry, cuz you can't do shit when you're wrecked

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:40 (eight years ago)

When's the WH twitter response going to hit? Before or after SNL airs on the east coast?

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Account of judge getting "visibly irritated" by trump lawyers bode well for quick permanent ruling

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Trump's already issued a statement. (Which, as usual, is semi-nonsensical bullet points mixed w total falsehoods)

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

This experience has been good rationale for staying dry, cuz you can't do shit when you're wrecked

― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, January 29, 2017 2:40 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, this has been inspiration to get my shit together so I can be of some use. But tonight, I fly. ✈️️

larry appleton, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

“It’s not a Muslim ban, but we were totally prepared,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. “You see it at the airports, you see it all over. It’s working out very nicely, and we’re going to have a very, very strict ban, and we’re going to have extreme vetting, which we should have had in this country for many years.”

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

Why "should" we have had it... it doesn't matter anymore, the only thing that matters is that we route these bastards.

larry appleton, Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

I know it's not like PC or anything but I kind want to stand in front of the White House with a sign that says FUCK THESE HOES

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

We can call white fascists hoes, right? Sorry. I'm a little needing-to-be-drunk right now.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 29 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

Considering they want to stomp on your skull and watch your brains splatter everywhere, "hoes" is probably just right.

larry appleton, Sunday, 29 January 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

meanwhile how did this happen on obama's watch? plays right into the hands of people who say dems don't care about the working class.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/get-there/wp/2017/01/27/in-unprecedented-move-pension-plan-approves-benefit-cuts-for-retired-iron-workers/

― Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, January 28, 2017 12:17 PM

bcz as my labor-organizer friend would tell you, the Dems haven't given an actual shit about the working class since the 1980s

hence oh hey how did Trump become president

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 January 2017 03:13 (eight years ago)

Democrats are useless. It's such an easy time to become a hero in opposing Trump, there is momentum right now that I haven't witnessed even with W. Establishment Dems are beyond incompetent, and that's the best way to put it, unfortunately. We're on our own out here, and we've got to find our own solutions. But we number in the millions, we just need to find the right leadership. It sure as hell isn't going to come out of the Democratic party, though.

Interesting times.

larry appleton, Sunday, 29 January 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

This experience has been good rationale for staying dry, cuz you can't do shit when you're wrecked

― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish)

having the opposite experience. for me, drinking is a pivotal tool in keeping my nerves calm enough to approximate functionality. if this guy's still president in 2020 i expect to be full-blown alky.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

Probably gonna join the protest at Rubio's Orlando office on Tues.

this made me nostalgic for when Trump was only in the news for viciously clowning Rubio

example (crüt), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

seems like suicide by judge https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/825555456978477059

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

Uh oh

https://twitter.com/WangCecillia/status/825554314026373121

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)

This is my real worry - admin just openly denying the rule of law, issuing orders to depts and getting them to ignore the courts.

Cuz that's coup/civil war shit

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)

o fuck

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

When HamNo did his brief series on civil servants talking about what it was like preparing to work for Trump, the one "dissenting" voice (v. excited to see Obama go, thankful for Trump coming in) was a CBP employee

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

all of this feels like the worst nightmare

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:23 (eight years ago)

huuuuuh I'm kind of freaking out, it's been a crazy fucking few days

marcos, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

Much will depend on how Congress reacts if the executive branch goes renegade against the judicial branch. Just how blind and stupid are Ryan and McConnell going to pretend to be in return for the hope that Trump will sign all their pet bills into law for them? Right now Bannon seems like he's stepping up to rapidly surpass Dick Cheney levels of malignity.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

Ryan and McConnell clearly have no limits

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

Then I guess it will be up to the American people to set things straight again. There goes any semblance of a normal life for the foreseeable future.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:37 (eight years ago)

uh yeah that semblance left the building over a week ago

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

I'm wondering if this was done in such a clumsy and judicially-overturnable way that we ought to be asking, what is quietly going on while liberal outrage is directed at immigration? That was the pattern during Trump's campaign.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:40 (eight years ago)

sorry please sub "outrage of all decent human beings" for "liberal outrage" there

attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:41 (eight years ago)

Well Bannon was appointed to the NSC

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:44 (eight years ago)

they love to leak http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/28/politics/donald-trump-travel-ban/index.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:55 (eight years ago)

After we try marching by the tens of millions in the streets and fail to be heard, the next step would be a general strike in support of a simple, clear set of demands for the restoration of due process, legal rights and the rule of law.

Depending on the next couple of weeks, maybe it's time to revisit: Are you considering purchasing a gun?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 04:57 (eight years ago)

Catching up on tonight's developments. The stay is excellent news and I expect it to be followed by more but still I just feel overwhelming dread. This is a nightmare. They are moving decisively.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 January 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)

You think? Spasms are rarely considered decisive

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 05:39 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/resisterhood/status/825435325535252480

is this thread correct? sez that since trump filed for 2020 reelection campaigning immediately upon taking office, protected by all kinds of campaign-related regs and rules (in typically chaotic/unprecedented way)

j., Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:00 (eight years ago)

well in the specific case of Planned Parenthood, Planned Parenthood Action is a distinct 501c4 political organization, it can attack all the candidates it wants

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:07 (eight years ago)

i just saw that re-election thing too

jfc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:13 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/KevBaile/status/825556515402690566

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:31 (eight years ago)

this has escalated so fast im kinda panicking here

ciderpress, Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:37 (eight years ago)

fucking power separations, how do they work

j., Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)

WA, CA governors both announced plans to sue feds

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)

Assuming it's true (because I can totally imagine it being true), I'd love to see leaked video of this. Hand it over, Russia!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:40 (eight years ago)

Wonder if Trump will bounce Bannon out for making people mad at him (Trump)

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:41 (eight years ago)

I'd been doing a good job this week at not consuming so many Updates but tonight I'm sucked in and it's nauseating

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:47 (eight years ago)

I'm wondering if this was done in such a clumsy and judicially-overturnable way that we ought to be asking, what is quietly going on while liberal outrage is directed at immigration? That was the pattern during Trump's campaign.

― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:40 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing against you, Matthew, but I'm getting tired of framing things in this way. I don't doubt that there's plenty of nefarious shit going on that the administration would prefer that the media and the public not focus on. But "he does X to distract you from Y" implies some grand strategy in which each action is designed as an interlocking part, set into motion at just the right time to manipulate and divide our attention. And I dunno if I buy that. It gives Trump (and even Bannon) too much credit. More than that, though, I don't like the way the framework sets up X (the "shiny object") as necessarily less serious than Y (the "real threat"). I know that everything is so overwhelming, and we're trying to figure out what's important, but I feel like we're sometimes too quick to be like, "Ignore X, it's a trap!"when both X and Y are awful and consequential in their own ways.

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Sunday, 29 January 2017 08:24 (eight years ago)

fingers crossed Trump brags about ordered CBP not to comply with the stay on Twitter tonight

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 29 January 2017 08:25 (eight years ago)

xxp Fair enough. As an Australian I am not as plugged in to the nuances and details as y'all.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 January 2017 08:59 (eight years ago)


Department Of Homeland Security Response To Recent Litigation
January 29, 2017 —
The Department of Homeland Security will continue to enforce all of President Trump’s Executive Orders in a manner that ensures the safety and security of the American people. President Trump’s Executive Orders remain in place—prohibited travel will remain prohibited, and the U.S. government retains its right to revoke visas at any time if required for national security or public safety. President Trump’s Executive Order affects a minor portion of international travelers, and is a first step towards reestablishing control over America's borders and national security.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 09:13 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/825593313164218368

Matt Christman‏ @cushbomb

Weird how a brain trust of fat cokeheads with advanced dementia would overplay their hands this badly.

10:35 PM · Jan 28, 2017

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, 29 January 2017 09:20 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/825520225663713281

Charlie Brooker ‏@charltonbrooker 8h8 hours ago

Charlie Brooker Retweeted Twitter

Delete his account. It'd be fucking hilarious.

Twitter Verified account
‏@Twitter

Twitter is built by immigrants of all religions. We stand for and with them, always.

he'd probably try to nationalize the company

j., Sunday, 29 January 2017 09:32 (eight years ago)

buried at the bottom of the press release → "The Department of Homeland Security will comply with judicial orders"

the late great, Sunday, 29 January 2017 09:51 (eight years ago)

They appear to have just added that to an expanded press release.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 09:55 (eight years ago)

probably a wise move

the late great, Sunday, 29 January 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

Apologies if this has already been covered but is this actually real?

https://twitter.com/Jess4_RK/status/825358392575266816

One of the many abhorrent things about the ban is the craven way it has been constructed to avoid pissing off any of the countries with actual money and power - eg Saudi Arabia, UAE etc.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:24 (eight years ago)

If real, that's got to be related to him starting his campaign for 2020 on hour five, right?

stet, Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:30 (eight years ago)

jfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GKL6i38pI

Number None, Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:45 (eight years ago)

can you summarise as I cannot watch that man speak

kinder, Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:58 (eight years ago)

This is the key bit:

https://s24.postimg.org/500ph8951/IMG_0059.jpg

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:02 (eight years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ. Not surprised that Peter King's scumbag fingerprints are on this.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:07 (eight years ago)

look at that fucking shitbag's gleeful expression

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:11 (eight years ago)

I'm sure it's been pointed out a million times that this wouldn't have prevented a single one of the 9/11 attackers from entering the US but fucking hell.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:22 (eight years ago)

Peter King is the one who lurrrrves the IRA, right?

jane burkini (suzy), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

One of the many abhorrent things about the ban is the craven way it has been constructed to avoid pissing off any of the countries with actual money and power - eg Saudi Arabia, UAE etc.

I'm sure this has been pointed out but Trump registered 8 new businesses in Saudi Arabia during the campaign

frogbs, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

xp that's him

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)

Uh, was Giuliani supposed to say that out loud?

jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/aFDDe

loooool

frogbs, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

:D hope that's real

Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)

it is, wtf

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

let's give him the benefit of the doubt, someone might have got hold of his twitter password somehow

wins, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

i suspect it's a misguided attempt to "have a sense of humor"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)

that would be the charitable interpretation, yeah

either way, it's a Bad Tweet

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

So Bannon now has a seat on the NSC, but Trump downgraded the joint chiefs?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

yep

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

That Rogue Potus Staff twitter feed may not be "real," as such, but so far everything in it has popped us elsewhere, so at the least it's an OK way to follow certain events. For example, it semi-corroborates accounts that Trump and Bannon were yelling and pissed off after the judge's stay. There is also this tidbit, related to pressure to have Pence sit in on the Russia call:

Rogue POTUS Staff ‏@RoguePOTUSStaff 18h18 hours ago
#UnholyTrinity urging POTUS that if Putin is compromising him to allow them to help. POTUS continues to deny, despite firm intelligence.

Rogue POTUS Staff ‏@RoguePOTUSStaff 18h18 hours ago
After call, #UnholyTrinity do not seem to have had any fears allayed. POTUS behavior during call said to be suspicious. #POTUSindistress

Like, it's dangerous to live in a world of fantasy, but given the president himself lives in a world of fantasy and is taking us all down with him, I'm OK grasping for lifelines.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

by a natsec legal hawk https://lawfareblog.com/malevolence-tempered-incompetence-trumps-horrifying-executive-order-refugees-and-visas

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Is it possible that Pence, Priebus, Ryan, McConnell et al. had no idea Trump would be this disruptive so quickly? I can't believe they just don't care, craven and cowardly though they may be.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

man after reading that garbage "it's not a Muslim ban" defense in National Review yesterday, would love to see how they dance around that with the Giuliani video.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

probably not, as much as I despise all of those fuckers you have to wonder what's going through their heads this week

which reminds me of my new least favorite news trope, "he may be controversial, but you can't argue that he's getting a lot done!" it's like...no shit he's getting a lot done and he's fucking it all up horribly. Breaking and dismantling things is not a skill.

frogbs, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

even if Trump gets removed from office, does Pence clean house and get rid of Bannon? that's the real danger at this point

(yes, yes, yes, I know he's not getting removed any time soon, reality police - just asking hypothetically)

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

but he ISN'T getting a lot done, really. that Executive Order was the first one that actually had to be implemented and followed immediately, the rest were all vague, policy-less executive orders that had the appearance of action

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

xpost That legal hawk essay is illuminating. It's only been a week, but I'm waiting for the GOP's "have you no sense of decency, sir?" moment

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

they'd have to ask that of themselves first

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

even if Trump gets removed from office, does Pence clean house and get rid of Bannon? that's the real danger at this point

(yes, yes, yes, I know he's not getting removed any time soon, reality police - just asking hypothetically)

― Neanderthal, Sunday, January 29, 2017 6:00 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd settle for Bannon falling out of favor actually. Ideally by the end of next week

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

https://anseljh.com/2017/01/29/january-28-court-orders/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

yes if trump goes bannon goes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 1h1 hour ago

Our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW. Look what is happening all over Europe and, indeed, the world - a horrible mess!

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 1h1 hour ago

Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

someone isn't happy awwwww

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Wah wah wah

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

man I don't like Evan McMullin much but he's fired up about this

https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/with_replies

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)

EXTREME VETTING NOW!! GIMME GIMME GIMME

jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)

how long before Trump expresses incredulity on Twitter that being the President doesn't mean he gets to do whatever he wants.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

I mean if he didn't really want the job after all, this would be a hell of an out.

"Well guys, it's clear they're not going to let me do my job, so I quit"

obv won't happen but fun lil fantasy

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

even trump's not dumb enough to think a palin-style 'i can do more good outside of office!' reverse-ferret manoeuvre would work

unless bannon raises an army of deplorables and trump quits to become their commander, i guess

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

Too much fantasizing going on in this thread tbh.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

god forbid ilx should fall prey to nonsense

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

or thread-policing

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

Oh boohoo, here come the dreaded Thread Police.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)

They live inside of my thread.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/825565510418968578

...........

lex pretend, Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

flow my tears, the threadpoliceman said

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

hay guys it's Paul Ryan's birthday today.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

Hope the rest of the world sees plenty more of them, not so much him.

Stevolende, Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

man I don't like Evan McMullin much but he's fired up about this

I'd never vote for him for any office, but I admire that he's made it his personal mission in life to drag Trump and Trump's administration since, basically, election day.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)


Gabriel Sherman‏ @gabrielsherman

On Face the Nation, Priebus suggests Trump may expand the ban to include Pakistan and "other countries"
3:37 pm · 29 Jan 2017

Good job everyone complaining that Trump didn't even ban the right countries.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

yeah can we just stop framing our objection to the EO that way? it's wrong because it's unconstitutional and just fucking wrong, not because Iraqis are better than Saudis, for fuck's sake.

horseshoe, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

uhh, at least as far as immigration is concerned, that would still be illegal. adding more countries doesn't suddenly make the order legit.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

xpost

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

like, by that logic, Japanese internment made sense because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor

horseshoe, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

i'm pretty sure most people that were complaining about that believed it was unconstitutional and were just pointing out the fact that some countries weren't banned like Saudi Arabia (despite 9/11 being invoked in the order multiple times) showed that there were ulterior motives re: what Trump was doing, ie protecting his businesses, etc.

at least, ITT

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

i just think that's a pernicious thread of attack

horseshoe, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

NPR yesterday reported that the current list was based on one drawn up by the Obama administration when they were considering increased scrutiny, but it never came to pass and then these guys got a hold of it and turned it into a straight up ban.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

in either case, the 1965 law referenced by the ACLU states no person can be "discriminated against in the issuance of an immigrant visa because of the person’s race, sex, nationality, place of birth or place of residence.”

so while the stay is temporary, if it becomes permanent, suddenly making the order more restrictive isn't going to somehow circumvent the ruling (unless the argument is you have to file a separate stay for the new order, which the ACLU will most certainly do). I don't think Trump or Bannon know (or care) how the legal system works.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

xxpost I get that, for sure. and some conservative lawmakers were hitting it on that angle. lost in yesterday's fury was that some GOP congressman actually did speak out against it. no major players and some of them were hitting it on the "you should have let Congress help, but we're ok with it otherwise" line of bullshit, but some actually outright condemned it. a start, maybe. not that it matters when Paul Ryan fuckin champions it.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

Who in the GOP spoke out?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

The usual squishes, Collins & Flake & co.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

Charlie Dent (albeit his angle was more "this should have been better vetted" than "this is terrible!")
Senator Jeff Flake
Rep Justin Amash
Ben Sasse (though his argument was "it's too broad", not that he disagreed with intent, so fuck him)

not a lot of people, no major players

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

apparently a number of people at JFK got back on planes after arriving yesterday bcz they believed they had no other recourse.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

wouldn't surprise me, which is the tragic part of the order

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

http://i68.tinypic.com/2vwgtcl.jpg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

like lol gtfo Kurt

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

what a buffoon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

it's like they don't learn

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/29/politics/donald-trump-immigrant-policy-social-media-contacts/index.html

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

NPR yesterday reported that the current list was based on one drawn up by the Obama administration when they were considering increased scrutiny, but it never came to pass and then these guys got a hold of it and turned it into a straight up ban.

iirc people who had visited those seven countries in the last five years or who held dual citizenship were banned from the visa waiver programme. So, for example, British people who also held Iranian passports were forced to go through the visa / vetting process while other British people wouldn't. It wasn't an outright ban but it was brought into law.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Has there been a serious movement to pressure Twitter into banning Trump? There is no reason why a private company should be conscripted into being the official propaganda outlet of the US government.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

Who in the GOP spoke out?

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, January 29, 2017 11:16 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-refugee-republicans-234326

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Ok thanks for the clarification. I was trying not to hit a group of bicyclers with my car while I was listening, so I didn't get 100% of it. xps

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

fuck you mitch mcconnell you chickenshit chump

horseshoe, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

signed up for monthly donates to the ACLU. they're gonna need lotsa dough

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

McConnel's barely concealed loathing of Trump does nothing to excuse his abject cowardice

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

Have added CAIR, ACLU, and SPLC to my paycheck deductions.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

Has there been a serious movement to pressure Twitter into banning Trump? There is no reason why a private company should be conscripted into being the official propaganda outlet of the US government.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, January 29, 2017 11:27 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/12/14256818/donald-trump-twitter-ban-employee-reaction

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

I'm glad people can pick up my slack. I used to make considerably more money than I do now, and donated, but now I'm just getting by. :(

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

apologies if this has already been linked to

The decision to apply the executive order to green card holders, including those in transit, is almost insane. Whatever else he is, Steve Bannon is a smart guy, and he had to know that this would produce turmoil at airports around the country and widespread condemnation from the press. Why would he do this?

In cases like this, the smart money is usually on incompetence, not malice. But this looks more like deliberate malice to me. Bannon wanted turmoil and condemnation. He wanted this executive order to get as much publicity as possible. He wanted the ACLU involved. He thinks this will be a PR win.

Liberals think the same thing. All the protests, the court judgments, the press coverage: this is something that will make middle America understand just what Trump is really all about. And once they figure it out, they'll turn on him.

In other words, both sides think that maximum exposure is good for them. Liberals think middle America will be appalled at Trump's callousness. Bannon thinks middle America will be appalled that lefties and the elite media are taking the side of terrorists. After a week of skirmishes, this is finally a hill that both sides are willing to die for. Who's going to win?

http://m.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/01/trumps-immigration-fiasco-might-be-more-premeditated-we-think

if you assume that Bannon is correct about all of this turmoil and outrage actually being good for the Trump project, then how does one go about opposing it?

soref, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

xpost Thanks for that. I just don't see why these companies should serve as the official mouthpiece for the president. Let the White House start its own service.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

then Trump would just issue an executive order regarding Twitter

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

I'm past the point where I think we can worry about what the optics in "middle America" are

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

everyone i know at twitter quit before the 2016 election because it was in an engineering/product death spiral. i don't know anyone there any more. i've even seen a couple of people quit palantir, but not a peep from anyone at twitter. can't imagine the conversations.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/wikipedia-invertebrate-page-edited-to-include-paul-ryan.html

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

this is great https://twitter.com/Doug3P0/status/803432258694770689

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

I don't buy the "grand scheme" theory.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/12/14256818/donald-trump-twitter-ban-employee-reaction

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, January 29, 2017 11:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But a ban seems unlikely, this person said. “It would take something really deplorable for a ban, and I highly doubt even Trump is that stupid.”

yes, we all await with bated breath the day when trump will post something deplorable on twitter

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

xxp in that photo he kinda looks like Harry Enfield doing an impersonation of a drunk

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Ooh, press conference coming up. But will it be an angry press conference!?!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

he's gonna come out shirtless, with a red headband

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/resisterhood/status/825435325535252480

trump filed as a candidate for reelection on inauguration day - i wonder how true the analysis in this thread is

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

xpost Theresa May being her usual weak-assed self

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

xp apparently it's not dan https://twitter.com/adambonin/status/825735872201027584

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

thanks!

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

Priebus insisted the statement "isn't whitewashing anything," despite the fact it made no mention of the millions of Jews exterminated in the Holocaust.

Priebus noted that President Trump "has dear family members that are Jewish," a reference to his son-in-law and daughter Ivanka, who converted to Judaism.

...

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Schumer press conference now

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

at this point I'd prefer the president keep the holocaust dead out of his rotten mouth

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

xpost he's got some of the families w/ him!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

i really wonder what the relationship between kushner and bannon is

, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

good general rule about living in scary times is trust reputable people, not twitter accounts like "the resisterhood" or any of these so-called rogue twitter accounts

last night was some scary shit. i gave the ACLU a nice donation, too. they're going to need it

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

btw is trump back to writing his own twitter messages on @realdonaldtrump or is the ghostwriter just getting better at the voice?

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

this account reposts tweets sent from android, which are presumably written/sent by him https://twitter.com/RealRealDonaldT

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

I think one thing that is really going to make change is the fact that Trump has to be making some serious problems in so many industries threatening their bottom like like the auto industry, drug manufacturers, ag industry etc. Talk all the bluster you want, but you start hitting those industries bottom lines and they are going to be pulling the chain on all of their congressional lap dogs telling them to sic' em.

earlnash, Sunday, 29 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mentally_ill_modern_era_world_leaders

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

I worry that repeatedly issuing uncoordinated, badly drafted EOs combined with the hiring freeze could have the effect of "draining the swamp" of any but the most hardcore jackboot wannabes and retired-in-place types.

I wonder how many customs, immigration and TSA folks walked out this weekend and aren't coming back? I bet almost none of them were the assholes who tried to keep enforcing the ban after the stay came down. And they aren't going to be replaced.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

I wonder how many customs, immigration and TSA folks walked out this weekend and aren't coming back? I bet almost none of them were the assholes who tried to keep enforcing the ban after the stay came down. And they aren't going to be replaced.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, January 29, 2017 1:27 PM (forty-six seconds ago)

these guys live paycheck to paycheck. no one is quitting their job over this lol

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

my god, replacing Dunford with fucking Steve Bannon in the NSC is terrifying

frogbs, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

the k stands for "knows-all"

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

these guys live paycheck to paycheck. no one is quitting their job over this lol

Must be why nobody ever quits restaurant jobs

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

Yeah wtf? Those of us living hand to mouth can still afford to do plenty and hopefully we will.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

imagining these wide-eyed TSA agents recoiling in horror at the thought of the president ordering them to give ordinary people a hard time at the airport. totally goes against the american values they thought they were protecting when they applied for the job

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

" we """randomly""" frisk and otherwise harass people of color on a daily basis, but when the president more or less made it explicit policy, that was a step too far"

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

All people who aren't k3vin k are undifferentiated sheep

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

sorry you made a dumb post with weirdly-placed optimism

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

All of your posts are dumb, but I guess since they're never optimistic that makes you a winner

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

I don't think we really want TSA agents to just filter into the subset who aren't horrified by donald trump

iatee, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

it's not the TSA or the border patrol we're talking about. it's CBP.

-- a person who has been pulled over by the border patrol, and taken to the back room by the CBP

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Can't we treat them all just like the military and pretend they're all identical clones with bad taste and no imagination? Sheesh caek

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

handy spreadsheet tracking the responses of senators the EO:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hSGjyWJZIQJpGz4V2ftX_qioCgBtL59oJkkhx146nFE/htmlview?usp=embed_facebook&sle=true

nearly all republicans have not made a statement

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

it's fun to hit refresh on this https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

Wow, that spreadsheet is damning. But also encouraging, to see how strong the language from much of the Democratic delegation actually is - I hadn't seen the great majority of those statements before since most of my limited news reading has been about the legal challenges. Perhaps foolishly, I actually have some slim hope for real action from the Senate Dems.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

lol it autoupdates you buffoon

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

I'm glad people can pick up my slack. I used to make considerably more money than I do now, and donated, but now I'm just getting by. :(

same here, JF, but i am a card-carring ACLU member with at least a small annual donation, always

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

haha i have gotten so used to crappy .gov that i forgot about GDS

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

Take a break and reflect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRARgVLtaPs

Evan, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

it's fun to hit refresh on this https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928

it is heartening to watch the number rise by a couple hundred every 5-10 seconds. i didn't know about the UK petition process until this morning. >100K signatures means Parliament will consider it during a debate, and they're already at 573K. will Parliament actually consider this seriously? or is like the US version of this process (we the people at https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/) where technically the govt responds but actually they're not going to do anything they weren't going to do anyway?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

it's the latter

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

it triggers a debate though, which is a prominent forum for mps to shit stir on record

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

also impossible to commit libel or slander as an mp during a debate so that could be fun

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

Did that press conference ever happen today?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

So twitter and a few friends are talking about CBP still refusing to enforce the court order and talks of Constitutional crisis yet i can't find anything outside of Twitter or Dailybeast and some of it is related to wee hours.

Anybody know if this is for real?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

apparently conway doubled down and said court orders meant nothing?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

(xxxp) The last Trump petition, to ban him from entering the UK at all, succeeded in crashing the website - and this one is outperforming that. Don't remember much about the debate in parliament last time out though.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

Afaict she was roundabout confirming that the court order didn't block future bans, just those already in the air, which is true and what we already knew.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

‏@netanyahu
President Trump is right. I built a wall along Israel's southern border. It stopped all illegal immigration. Great success. Great idea 🇮🇱🇺🇸

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

Fuck Bibi

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

I think there's misinfo going around due to the clumsy DHS statement as in most airports i am reading about the detained being released.

Gotta unplug before i break down over this

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

"I don't regret the words, Chuck. I'm trying to clear it up for you," Priebus said. "I mean, everyone's suffering in the Holocaust, including obviously all of the Jewish people affected, and the miserable genocide that occurred is something that we consider extraordinarily sad and something that can never be forgotten and something that, if we could wipe it off the history books we could, but we can't and it's terrible. I mean, I don't know what more to tell you."

In a statement released Friday, Trump did not explicitly mention the 6 million Jews killed in concentration camps and cities throughout Europe.

#alllivesmatter

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

Schmuckie showing a bit of fight after all

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

(About this ban and in general, not re: the above)

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

Man if only there was a way to acknowledge the Holocaust specifically targeted the extermination of Jews while also acknowledging other groups suffered, in a way that doesn't remove the Jewish people from their own tragedy.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

"I mean, everyone's suffering in the Holocaust"

Pity the poor SS officers who had to work and live within smelling distance the crematoriums.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

Prime Minister of Israel seems cool with all this though.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

to be fair to Preibus, Reagan also said the young SS officers 'recruited' were victims too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

xp Same Prime Minister who will soon be indicted on bribery charges?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

http://jezebel.com/donald-trump-can-absolutely-walk-up-and-down-stairs-lik-1791749860

c'est magnifique

j., Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

@DHSgov .@POTUS’s Executive Order affects a minor portion of int’l travelers

Homeland Sec's way of damage contrlolz

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

Gosh, well, I guess it's all right then! What on earth was I so worked up about? Thanks, @DHSgov!

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

It's only a minority being affected, what's the big deal?

jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

just a minor portion

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

and when you compare the number of intl travelers to the number of atoms in the universe, the minor portion affected by this seems even more miniscule

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/food/PortionControl-Post.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154686074913145&id=72447968144

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

if we could wipe it off the history books we could

not, you know, prevent it from happening, but if we could just never have to think about it again

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

i just think that's a pernicious thread of attack
― horseshoe, Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:12 PM

Yeah it would be if we were arguing with Trump or one of his team but otherwise it's pointing out stupid inconsistencies. No one wants him to be more consistent here for obvious reasons. It's like saying any future attacker could easily be born in the US, it might be true but no good would come from pointing it out, because security is not the overriding motivation here.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

Would someone be kind enough to repost the link to the person on Twitter debunking (or at least calling into question) the scary "nonprofits won't be able to criticize Trump" tweet thing? I want to pass it on, tried to load the whole thread and get it, and it kept crashing my browser even with images turned off :-/

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/adambonin/status/825735872201027584

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

And here comes the anticipated Trump attacking his own Congressmen:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/825822320128303110

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/annetoward/status/825760300016087040

can't believe caek and other dudes are mansplaining to @theresisterhood

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

hey trump can we please have fewer tweets from the president that include the phrase "start World War III" in them? thx

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

yeah this is probably the first time i've been genuinely horrified by his tweets

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

wow high bar there k3v

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

its ok hes ksplaining

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

i'm just going to leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ANOzmSKQg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

Twitter really should cancel his account, what a bunch of hypocritical sycophantic fucks they are. They think he's "good for the brand" and that's all that matters - more than their employees, more than the country, more than people's lives. Fucking capitalism...

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/825823217025691648
"Instead of always looking to start WW III"? He means to contradict him is like trying to start a world war. He is completely nutsBut he is suffering from a mental disorder. His tweets make zero sense. Is there no way to first incapacitate andthen impeach him?

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

We've been over that

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

I think he is impugning their hawkishness.

Treeship, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

The US Customs and Border Protection Agency at Dulles International Airport has refused to grant attorneys access to any detainees it may be holding, according to Sharifa Abassi, who is coordinating the volunteer lawyer efforts underway there. Yesterday, a federal judge for the Eastern District of Virginia ordered respondents, who include CBP, President Trump, and the CBP Port Director for Dulles Wayne Biondi, to “permit lawyers access to all legal permanent residents being detained at Dulles International Airport.”

Abassi says late Sunday morning a border agent told lawyers that agents have been instructed not to speak with them. About 15 lawyers have been directed to call Steve Sapp, an official with the CBP Office of Public Affairs, but have so far have not had their calls answered or returned. Washingtonian called the number, which directed reporters to a cellphone number whose voicemail was full.

Abbasi and one other lawyer we spoke to say officials at Dulles have refused to engage with the lawyers since this morning. A border agent who agreed to bring the lawyers’ request for access to detainees, as well as a copy of the order, to her supervisor came back with this message: “It’s not going to happen.”

Lawyers at Dulles are currently considering motions to hold the government in contempt and to compel disclosure of any individuals who are being detained.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/01/29/customs-and-border-protection-still-not-allowing-lawyers-to-see-detainees/

sleeve, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

The law and order candidate not so into either, it turns out

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:31 (eight years ago)

Wow, fuck IAD CBP

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

The Oregonian is streaming live from PDX. There's currently a counterdemo of fuckheads yelling shit back.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154408652521973&id=6321831972

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

lulz

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup

Reagan: 727
Bush I: 1336
Clinton: 573
Bush II: 1205
Obama: 936

Trump: 8. days.

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamjordann/status/825781634330980352

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

wau -- didn't know Poppy Bush's Gulf War firewall stood that long

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

The ACLU has raised $10 million since Saturday.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 29 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

Is it just me or does Steve Bannon not seem like a very nice guy?

https://theopporeport.com/2016/12/02/the-bannon-files-divorce-records-reveal-marital-discord-and-questionable-parenting/

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

xpost holy shit!

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

kinda feel like burning both my passports at this point; australia re trump is all "yessir nosir three bags full sir" as per fuckin usual

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

wish McCain would just nut up and call Trump a cocksucker

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

i dunno how legit this is but ugh if so

https://twitter.com/gsiskind/status/825833122021376000

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

yes and I've also read legal advice to refuse to sign

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

Admin's current position appears to be that all green cards for ppl from these countries that are not currently in the us are being revoked. But its not really clear...

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)

Sorry I'm kinda a political idiot, but how does ACLU lifting the muslim ban change the current situation?

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/dnvolz/status/825854514947317761
@ACLU now says it has received 290,000 online donations totaling $19.4 million since Saturday morning. Average per year is $3-4 million

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

yeah this is probably the first time i've been genuinely horrified by his tweets

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay k3vin k... Bless your ignorance. Run, k3vin k, run!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh6-L98l6eE

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

Er sorry i meant visas not green cards

Xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/825858452777889793

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3YJ2pyUoAAkjjG.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

This is from 7pm. No word yet directly from the WH, so who knows if Kelly is acting independently.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

"will be a dispositive factor" doing a lot of work there

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

tbf nothing short of a US passport is actually a guarantee of entry at the US border and it never has been.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

thats a real comfort to ppl who have paid $100s or $thousands to get any kind of legal staus & not feel afraid in their new country of residence

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)

I don't think I care enough about my own life to ever consider buying a gun in "defense" of it or whatever

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)

lol woops wrong thread

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

saying that shit & experiencing it are two different things

xxxpost

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

Reactions from the right seem to range from delusional ("this is no big deal, presidents have always done this") to odious ("no more uncle omars!") How the former square their alliance w the latter I will never understand.

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

they're actually both the latter

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

saying that shit & experiencing it are two different things

xxxpost

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 29, 2017 7:33 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have an appointment at USCIS to get my fingerprints for my green card application taken tomorrow morning.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

well then would some empathy kill u jesus

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:37 (eight years ago)

LOL silby yes

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

Rumor that SCOTUS nominee to come tomorrow or Tuesday. Better saddle up, Schmuckie

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

their statement says "back to normal" in a way that demonstrates some familiarity with what "normal" is and how it works. the DHS using legal terms like "dispositive factor" that actually mean something in the context of a regulated immigration system, and using them correctly, is something.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Adam Blickstein Verified account
‏@AdamBlickstein

Adam Blickstein Retweeted Patricia Zengerle

Also heard from a lawyer at Dulles that US citizens with dual citizenship now being held. Not just defying but escalating

https://twitter.com/AdamBlickstein/status/825819747052875781

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

Conspiracy theory hat on, Bannon is trying to force a confrontation with the National Guard.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)

Please stop trying to imagine these people playing chess

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

Otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

They're playing 52 Pickup

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:00 (eight years ago)

connect 4 and theyre lettin Trump win

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

He's like the asshole bully who goes, hey, want to play 52 pick-up, then throws cards at you before you have a chance to answer. And then he walks away and makes you clean it up.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

Yeah, a lot of people seem way too eager to celebrate Bannon's intelligence just because 'strategist' is in his title. WTF has this dude ever actually achieved in sixty-something years of life?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

Like, why isn't he King Steven of North America already?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

he's rich and we all hate him

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

He's actually done quite a lot, it's pretty chilling.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

wish McCain would just nut up and call Trump a cocksucker

― Neanderthal

mccain should talk to trump the way he talks to his wife

connect 4 and theyre lettin Trump win

― Neanderthal

connect 4 but they don't know the difference between the red and black pieces

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

they know the black pieces AREN'T ALLOWED IN

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure this is the game they're playing:

http://www.quartzcity.net/ilx/wopr-game-list_design.png

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

http://www.quartzcity.net/ilx/wopr-game-list_design.png

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

Like, why isn't he King Steven of North America already?

― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch)

this will all probably turn into "the dark tower" at some point

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

fine

Which Game Is Trump Playing?

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

So anyway it looks like the unions for ICE and CBP released statements in support of Trump and the travel bans. Nice.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/unions-of-border-patrol-ice-agents-cheer-trump-actions/article/2613278

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/democratic-party-donald-trump-protests_us_588e9180e4b08a14f7e6c8c7?3p46tjrfs4o1ug14i

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

So anyway it looks like the unions for ICE and CBP released statements in support of Trump and the travel bans. Nice.

The ICE union endorsed him, I think, so not a big surprise there.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 30 January 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

I noted earlier that there really is no reason for any Dems to cooperate. Trump and his enablers are beyond the pale, GOP does not need their vote, plus Dems saying no means GOP has little leeway for defectors, and in fact empowers any renegade GOPer with a lot more leverage. Plus, given we're still talking about who voted what way re: the Iraq War, it would be dumb to imagine even the perception of complicity wouldn't come back to haunt many would-be Dem triangulators. Clearly we live in a world where it is better (electorally) to be firm but wrong than wishy-washy.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/825779177232162816

voodoo chili, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

barf

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

"Dems would rather lose than sacrifice professional vanity." -Thomas Frank

if this shit doesn't let up, maybe they'll find their spines. the huffpo piece linked above is sort of encouraging

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

but they neeeeeed the moral high ground, haven't realized that hypocrisy has no effect anymore, and can't abandon their shame like the fucking Freedom Caucus idiots

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

feel like in 2003 that woulda been more like 75-25 if we're looking for small victories......

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

That poll says it's from 3 weeks ago

JoeStork, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

Lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:34 (eight years ago)

Yeah I realize it's from a few weeks ago, I wonder if the calculus has changed since then.

Obviously, the support of a scared public doesn't make the ban any more constitutional or legal

voodoo chili, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

actually Trump's going to start taking surveys for policy online

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

This thread from an Iraq war vet feels like a pretty powerful argument against the ban, highlighting the human, strategic, and organizational faults with the order.

https://twitter.com/kirkwjohnson/status/825830075278823424

voodoo chili, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Trump is going on CBN (Christian Broadcast Network) at 11, The Brody File.

man this dude really loves playing only to his target audience

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

xpost fuuuuuuuuuck. uncle. just....uncle.

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

Omg no

Xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

I think Tori Amos was OTM when she said Jesus would not be a Christian if he came back today. I had to bite my tongue recently when at a family dinner and my Christian sister-on law went on about supporting Trump.

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Monday, 30 January 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)

Jesus wasn't a Christian to begin with, so

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

Fair enough

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Monday, 30 January 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

link to 'judicial branch' removed from whitehouse.gov

, Monday, 30 January 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

actually, looking at wayback machine, it was never on whitehouse.gov to begin with lol

, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

you bout gave me a heart attack

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:04 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/29/trump-priebus-nsc-steve-bannon <--------- sorry if this was already posted, search broken and all....is this a partial walkback or just the typical doubletalk?

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/825779177232162816

― voodoo chili, Sunday, January 29, 2017 9:19 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw that poll was taken January 5-9. i think responses might be different after this past weekend

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:12 (eight years ago)

oh fuck sorry I need to read the thread before posting

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)

"Jesus's religion, or the religion about him?" as Alan Watts used to ask

xxxxxxp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

damn Johannines

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

kinda feel like burning both my passports at this point; australia re trump is all "yessir nosir three bags full sir" as per fuckin usual

Julie Bishop /= Australia. But hey! ScoMo has come out and applauded Trump for bringing the US closer to Australia’s attitude to refugees!

(NB to Americans: we imprison them offshore – ie not on Australian soil, brutalise and almost-nearly-sorta-but-not-quite torture them. This is the fine-tuning of several policies introduced as late-stage election cycle grabs for votes from swinging voters* who don’t live in cities.)

*we don’t have as strictly a bipartisan system as the US.

i have an appointment at USCIS to get my fingerprints for my green card application taken tomorrow morning.

I’ve thought about starting a thread for my situation three to nine times a week since the election. But every time it feels like what’s the point, we have no idea what the country or planet will be like in March, let alone September.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 30 January 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

plus Dems saying no means GOP has little leeway for defectors

this seems useful

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 03:35 (eight years ago)

we have no idea what the country or planet will be like in March, let alone September.

scary how true this is, welcome to the 21st century

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

The totals keep going up. ACLU donations now past $24 million.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/01/29/aclu-fundraising-records-muslim-immigrant-ban/97218098/

And they're updating the article periodically.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 30 January 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

sic u should start that thread imo

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 04:11 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/825894113962782721

'whip count' article on R support/opposition for travel ban in washington post:

39 Republicans either oppose (16) or have reservations about (23) Trump travel ban

39 signal support

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

39 who oppose or have reservations sure are being quiet about it

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)

sic u should start that thread imo

if California secedes will my green card be valid for the new republic of Leftcoastistan

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 30 January 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

>:(

dont if me

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 04:33 (eight years ago)

what the fuck

https://twitter.com/Crusina_Luachra/status/825904911971971077

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

Lawmakers were anticipating milder version of EO based on draft. Top GOP aide: "We see the final EO and say 'holy shit. What did they do?'"

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

in all the pictures it seems like everybody is standing around to make sure trump does what they told him to do

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 04:55 (eight years ago)

Now Donald, try to stay within the lines

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 04:56 (eight years ago)

that whole "the judicial branch page on the white house website is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!" thing is all over my FB

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 05:15 (eight years ago)

Why are people so compelled to spread made up shit? It's maddening.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:20 (eight years ago)

Like there's not already an abundance of irl EVIL shit to be angry about.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:21 (eight years ago)

Ppl are gullible and unfocused

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)

So anyway it looks like the unions for ICE and CBP released statements in support of Trump and the travel bans. Nice.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/unions-of-border-patrol-ice-agents-cheer-trump-actions/article/2613278

― El Tomboto, Sunday, January 29, 2017 9:00 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well the vote was held after most of the membership already resigned in protest

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)

(sorry felt like i earned that)

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)

Fucking hilarious, possibly the return of John Barron (sure reads like it lol): http://m.sfgate.com/politics/article/Unnamed-White-House-official-on-travel-ban-It-10893100.php

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 05:56 (eight years ago)

calling it a "massive success story" is kinda like saying Dale Earnhardt had a fantastic race on 2/18/2001

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 06:06 (eight years ago)

these fucking ppl i swear

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 06:07 (eight years ago)

https://www.twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/825482228918542336

Via mark s

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 January 2017 07:31 (eight years ago)

thoughts on this?

https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/trial-balloon-for-a-coup-e024990891d5#.iip1u5euu

alpine static, Monday, 30 January 2017 09:19 (eight years ago)

that is extremely frightening. i think we are back in 1933. it is the 84th anniversary today. i hope the us will be more successful in fighting this than germany was at the time.

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 30 January 2017 09:50 (eight years ago)

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928

1,000,000 signatures, which is the equivalent of 5,000,000 in the US, I think?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)

govt source says no debate, trump is coming
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38788388

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 10:04 (eight years ago)

That's getting towards what I was thinking - Trump has done this blundering thing because he's a moron and/or wants to run the country like a CEO (like a really shitty CEO that everyone hates).

But Bannon's done it because he wants to see if it works - how people react when there's an order which is purely "President says so". There's occasionally been an argument (on ILX so I assume elsewhere) that there's something in the American soul that would prevent fascism from taking root - he's interested in confirming that isn't so.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:05 (eight years ago)

(xp) Still barrelling along at 2000 sigs. a minute

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 10:06 (eight years ago)

Starbucks to hire 10,000 refugees worldwide in response to Trump

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:08 (eight years ago)

In my first job, some of our employees came from the manager's previous job, working for one of the Captains of Industry. A year or two before, two of the programmers had been sent up to install the company's new software on his computer, so he could demo it to other titans if he wanted. The word came down the next day: "Fire them". They'd forgot to mention that it would remap the F1-F12 keys - he'd had custom mappings installed, and that and the mouse were all he actually used.

I think about that a lot these days.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)

This is an interesting little nugget, from here

(6) Finally, I want to highlight a story that many people haven’t noticed. On Wednesday, Reuters reported (in great detail) how 19.5% of Rosneft, Russia’s state oil company, has been sold to parties unknown. This was done through a dizzying array of shell companies, so that the most that can be said with certainty now is that the money “paying” for it was originally loaned out to the shell layers by VTB (the government’s official bank), even though it’s highly unclear who, if anyone, would be paying that loan back; and the recipients have been traced as far as some Cayman Islands shell companies.

Why is this interesting? Because the much-maligned Steele Dossier (the one with the golden showers in it) included the statement that Putin had offered Trump 19% of Rosneft if he became president and removed sanctions. The reason this is so interesting is that the dossier said this in July, and the sale didn’t happen until early December. And 19.5% sounds an awful lot like “19% plus a brokerage commission.”

Conclusive? No. But it raises some very interesting questions for journalists to investigate.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 11:29 (eight years ago)

Why is this interesting? Because the much-maligned Steele Dossier (the one with the golden showers in it) included the statement that Putin had offered Trump 19% of Rosneft if he became president and removed sanctions.

The article it links to has a correction at the bottom saying:

Editor's note: This article originally stated that Carter and his associates were offered a 19% stake in Rosneft. They were allegedly offered the brokerage of the 19% stake, whose purchase by the QIA and Glencore was ultimately facilitated by Gazprombank.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 30 January 2017 11:39 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 11:41 (eight years ago)

from the NYT:

In truth, fissures are already emerging among Senate Democrats. Some of the newer senators, including those who may be eyeing the presidency, are taking a more confrontational line. Senator Kamala D. Harris of California, who was elected last year, opposed the confirmations of Gen. John F. Kelly as secretary of homeland security and former Representative Mike Pompeo of Kansas as Central Intelligence Agency director. The senior senator from her state, Dianne Feinstein, who was first elected in 1992, supported them both.

Even some of the Democrats most beloved by the left are proving vulnerable to increasingly pointed criticism about their handling of Mr. Trump. Ms. Warren faced searing anger from liberals last week over her willingness to vote for the confirmation of Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon and former Republican presidential candidate, for secretary of housing and urban development. Some activists at the national committee’s meeting shouted that she had “sold us out” when her name was mentioned.

Ms. Warren was forced to write a Facebook post explaining her vote that began, “OK, let’s talk about Dr. Ben Carson.”

The scale and ferocity of the anger coming out of the Democratic base has astounded even some party veterans.

“There is much more energy opposing Trump than there ever was in reaction to George W. Bush and the Iraq War,” said Paul Begala, a longtime Democratic strategist. “I have never seen so much spontaneous grass-roots energy on the left.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 11:50 (eight years ago)

xxp shucks

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

"I've never seen so much grass roots energy... what do we do with it?"

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:05 (eight years ago)

The British Foreign office has issued the following guidance on the EO:

■ The presidential executive order only applies to individuals travelling from one of the seven named countries
■ If you are travelling to the US from anywhere other than one of those countries, including the UK, the executive order does not apply to you and you will experience no extra checks regardless of your nationality or your place of birth
■ If you are a UK national who happens to be travelling from one of those countries to the US then the order does not apply to you even if you were born in one of those countries
■ If you are a dual citizen of one of those countries travelling to the US from outside those countries then the order does not apply to you
■ The only dual nationals who might have extra checks are those coming from one of the seven countries themselves - for example a UK-Libya dual national coming from Libya to the US

The US Embassies in London and Berlin just put out statements telling dual nationals not to bother trying to get visas as they won't be interviewed. There's either a huge loophole exempting anyone not travelling directly from one of the seven countries or the Foreign Office has completely misunderstood the new laws as well. Seems like it's inevitably the latter.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

thoughts on this?

https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/trial-balloon-for-a-coup-e024990891d5#.iip1u5euu

― alpine static

oh goody, yes, let's incite mass panic instead of disciplined and organized resistance. thanks zunger.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

Disciplined and organised resistance should have some idea what they're resisting, no?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 January 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

"coup" is not the right word but bannon/miller do seem to be coordinating a power grab in the executive branch without precedent in modern times

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)

recall bannon is obsessed w andrew jackson, who famously told the supreme court "i've got the army" when they ruled against his plans cf http://scottsconstitutionalhistoryblog.blogspot.fr/2012/03/was-andrew-jackson-right-to-ignore.html?m=1

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

The idea of precedent does worry me. Hoping that penalties finally imposed on those involved are going to be so strenuous taht they will deter any future repetition of this hopefully shortlived Presidency. Hope that isn't just idealistically optimistic.

Stevolende, Monday, 30 January 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

lol @ my link which has no problem w native american genocide - sorry d00dz

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 12:55 (eight years ago)

Disciplined and organised resistance should have some idea what they're resisting, no?

― Andrew Farrell

perhaps it is better to resist what president trump is doing _now_ than to try and resist what he wants to do in 2018

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

The Zunger piece does that thing I find profoundly annoying wherein we write about these assholes as if they are cunning, despite years of evidence to the contrary; but the effects he summarizes are all accurate. The bet that Trump and his circle are making is that we will get tired and bored, and that the branches and bureaus that are loyal to Trump will eventually outnumber and overpower the branches that are not, and they will get all the things they want.

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

which is why a SCOTUS nomination is likely happening today or tomorrow. Bannon, Priebus, et. al want to overwhelm the news cycle.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

I mean in all the hullaballoo about the State Department purge we seemed to miss the CBP Chief being forced out and the former director of FAIR being installed as the new CBP Chief of Staff.

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

he's tweeted that he's announcing the SCOTUS nom tomorrow at 8pm.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

governing by tweets and executive orders. welcome in the new world of us politics.

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

yes, welcome!!!! it's new!!!!

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the "bad" would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad "dudes" out there!

are you a bad enough dude to bum-rush the president?

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

Huh. Even after every hateable thing he's done in his hateable life, I don't think anything has made me want to personally punch his fucking teeth in as much as that tweet.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

He's such a fucking moron.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

lmao he's actually going to sign the "for every one new regulation, two must be revoked" EO

this is so incredibly stupid

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

how would that even work

ciderpress, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

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BREAKING: Lawmakers: Iraq parliament approves 'reciprocity measure'
after Trump's travel ban, to apply for Americans entering Iraq.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

all those midwestern holidaymakers eargerly anticipating their summer trip to mosul are going to be pissed

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

I mean jokes aside this does actually harm our economy doesn't it? Aren't there contractors who do business there?

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

America is (was?) supporting the Peshmerga, amongst others, fighting against ISIS. Surely Trump's insane ban and the obvious Iraqi response will not complicate matters...

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

Lots of contractors in Iraq, along with military, intelligence, oil company staff, etc. Lots of teachers and academics in the North too.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

lmao he's actually going to sign the "for every one new regulation, two must be revoked" EO

this is so incredibly stupid

― frogbs, Monday, January 30, 2017

how would that even work

― ciderpress, Monday, January 30, 2017

If implemented by an administration with any interest in how shit actually works, it just adds a step to the rulemaking process, which would be overseen by OIRA under OMB. For every new rule (or update to existing rule) you have to put two old rules on the chopping block. This seems like it would be remarkably easy for an average bureaucrat to overcome, because obviously you just start mashing up existing rules and always treat every new rule as an update to an old one.

OIRA is sufficiently cumbersome that agencies already bundle up stuff that goes to them even for low rent shit like updating a website feedback form under the paperwork reduction act.

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

When "implemented" by the administration it will most likely result in utter confusion at OMB and the agencies and nobody will be able to make any new rules at all, much less update old ones.

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

Guys guys guys I'm sure this is all going to be fine.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

logic of that tweet very reminiscent of corporate release logic for new technology they know has a good chance of breaking and/or making everyone mad. Release it over the weekend, let the worst of the complaining die down, then sit around while everyone gets used to their terrible idea, and take credit for a successful implementation. Only clean up a mess if you have no other choice.

Dominique, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

Dow down 150 today

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

The Friday night news dumps are going to be pretty fucking terrible with this administration. The first one was the Muslim ban.

TGIF!!!!

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

lol how cuet, Trump thinks executive orders are decrees, probably doesn't even realize that he can't modify existing laws w/ them.

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Trump tweets:
"Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage,....."

Result:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3bYwr5WcAMAwmG.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

There's an article in this week's Economist about CEOs excitedly poring through Art of the Deal as if it were some sort of sacred text. I guess the business/finance world is overrun with morons? Who'dathunk.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

unfuckingbelievable

will, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

lol oh yes, it absolutely is. i will never forget my year of writing about business books. such garbage!

maura, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

ceos excitedly poring through art of the deal like trump was anything other than tangentially involved in writing it

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

You can learn a lot about a man by the way he eats chicken nuggets while watching Fox News.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

art of the deal: be rich, be a bully, make a lot of bad deals that don't really hurt you and aren't publicized, hire excellent lawyers, have nothing to lose -> you too can be president one day

Dominique, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

seeing some murmurs about continuing the Garland precedent- liberal Dems (RT Rybak/Keith Ellison) tweeting in support

global tetrahedron, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

why not turn the supreme court into a last-man-standing thunderdome at this point

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

i am sure he has a dummy who has shorted united just before the tweet...

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/xi3kxmk.jpg

sheesh, this is really taking a toll on someone

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

She's staring to look like Philip Baker Hall.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

life comes at you fast:
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/12/delta-ceo-says-postelection-trump-bump-has-already-helped-earnings.html

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

guys c'mon there a million things to clown kellyanne conway for without targeting how she looks

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

"Garland or nobody" is a simple, three-word strategy that would be an easy win for the Democrats in the Senate right now. It's easy to understand, and would provide visible, ongoing opposition to Trump that would fire up the base and win over moderates. So I'm eager to see them run away from it in about ten different directions.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

She's staring to look like Philip Baker Hall.

Holy fuck otm

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

that'd probably lead to trump appointing this guy to the Supreme Court xp

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/517Vm1v1x3L._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

truly just the most craven simpering fucks to ever draw breath. how can anyone with an IQ over room temp see this admin as being in any way 'stabilizing'

xposts re Delta CEO

will, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

The tree of bilerty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patroits

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Sorry if I'm late, but I only just read this about his two for one regulation order:

"If you have a regulation you want, number one, we're probably not going to approve it," Trump said, arguing that necessary regulations would have been already approved by previous administrations.

This fucking narrow-minded imbecile.

Evan, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

wait I thought previous administrations were clueless fucks who had driven the country into the ground

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the urine of Russian prostitutes.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

this reminds me of when the BBC had to promise that it would "halve" the number of "websites" it had. sites would just get moved one directory down, and the top-level directory would get deleted. job done! but of course it took months to do, was a giant pain in the ass, and provoked thousands of support emails from people wondering why their bookmarks were broken.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

And the tears of Syrian children. (xp)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

^ satire

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

if the tree of liberty is on american soil (and let's be honest where else would it be) there's no fucking way syrian children or their tears are getting anywhere near it

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

OK, Iraqi children's tears, the US won the war those are the US's tears now.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

i'll allow it

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

#boycottstarbucks trending in response to announcement of hiring 10,000 refugees.

you're boycotting Starbucks because they pledged to hire refugees WORLDWIDE - jesus God, conservatives really do this protest thing all wrong

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

guys c'mon there a million things to clown kellyanne conway for without targeting how she looks

― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, January 30, 2017 11:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

We should have taken their tears the first time, maybe we'll get another chance

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Why should I be denied that barista job because someone had the audacity to escape a warzone rather than having the decency to obey god's will and die without causing me inconvenience?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

We really should be taking names to add to future history books' List of Monsters.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

Apparently Flynn's in the doghouse already. What an odd anecdote:

Mr. Flynn’s penchant for talking too much was on display on Friday in a meeting with Theresa May, the British prime minister, according to two people with direct knowledge of the events.
When Mrs. May said that she understood wanting a dialogue with Mr. Putin but stressed the need to be careful, Mr. Trump asked Mr. Flynn when the two were scheduled to speak.

Mr. Flynn replied it was Saturday — he had delayed it to fit in Mrs. May’s meeting for “protocol” as a United States ally, adding at length that Mr. Putin was impatient to chat.

Mr. Trump, the person said, appeared irritated by the response.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

Flynn forgat that UK may be our greatest ally, but Russia always comes first

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

*forgot

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

Old Russian proverb says, is hard to shake comrade's hand while trying to retrieve nutsack from bear's clenched jaws.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

read that in the voice of anton yelchin of star trek fame

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

America is (was?) supporting the Peshmerga, amongst others, fighting against ISIS. Surely Trump's insane ban and the obvious Iraqi response will not complicate matters...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, January 30, 2017 3:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lots of contractors in Iraq, along with military, intelligence, oil company staff, etc. Lots of teachers and academics in the North too.

― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, January 30, 2017 3:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd be worried about the safety of any of these people if not only the status of friendly was undermined by current actions but the motivation that the President thought it was ok to be trying to loot National resources was added to that.
& if the subtitled video of the various times that Trump has made comments along those lines was trending on Social Media throughout the areas they might become very unwelcome.

Stevolende, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

I was at the doctor this morning for my annual checkup, and as part of their list of things they asked was "have you experienced any feelings of depression or anxiety in the last two weeks?" I was, like, yeah, duh.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

No worries, Turnip is surely going to issue an EO repealing the DSM-V in the next couple of days so that mental problems are a thing of the past.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

From the WaPo:

Two days into President Trump's new ban on refugees, migrants and foreign nationals from seven countries, there was still mass confusion about the details. On Sunday evening, the White House organized a briefing for reporters with two senior administration officials who agreed to explain the president's executive order — but only on the condition of anonymity.

What the fuck? Anonymous WH sources supporting the president?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/29/unnamed-white-house-official-on-implementing-travel-ban-it-really-is-a-massive-success-story/

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

finally some spine

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/senate-democrats-filibuster-supreme-court-pick-234368

global tetrahedron, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

More
Just in: Israel seeking clarity on #TrumpTravelBan - 145,000 Jews born in 7 countries listed in EO incl 54,000 in Iraq & 45,000 in Iran

, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

What the fuck? Anonymous WH sources supporting the president?

That'll've been literally Bannon speaking then, especially with the digs at CNN.

stet, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

Kinda lol but mostly sad xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

yessss to filibuster

sleeve, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

yea happy about that but it makes me wonder if mcconnell will kill the filibuster option

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

of course he will, dude is a total snake

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

OMG @ McConnell puling about the filibuster. Fuck you, you intransigent blobfish. You lovingly made this shit sandwich and now you can eat it.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

filibuster RIP

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

Dems need to bring up McCain's plan to filibuster any Hillary Clinton nominee as often as they can

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

anyone else watching the parliament session?

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

watching live british parliament right now. lots of harumphing!

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

and bluster?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

and child abuse

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

muslim ban overshadowed some pretty creepy war-with-China stuff over the weekend, been reading about Bannon and i've convinced myself he actively wants to start WWIII. this, from a guy who was interviewed for a documentary produed by Bannon in 2009:

A second, more alarming, interaction did not show up in the film. Bannon had clearly thought a long time both about the domestic potential and the foreign policy implications of Strauss and Howe. More than once during our interview, he pointed out that each of the three preceding crises had involved a great war, and those conflicts had increased in scope from the American Revolution through the Civil War to the Second World War. He expected a new and even bigger war as part of the current crisis, and he did not seem at all fazed by the prospect.

I did not agree, and said so. But, knowing that the history of international conflict was my own specialty, he repeatedly pressed me to say we could expect a conflict at least as big as the Second World War in the near or medium term. I refused.

makes me think the media could try to pry Trump and Bannon apart by going for Trump's ego, going for a 'puppet' narrative?

flopson, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)

Does seem like the filibuster is doomed now. A good hill to die on, i suppose. Who knows though

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

where are you guys getting this from?

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

no puppet you're the puppet

gr8080, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

been reading about Bannon and i've convinced myself he actively wants to start WWIII

otm, but he would describe it as the US joining an ongoing conflict, rather than framing it as us starting a war. he's referenced this many times, but the transcript i have handy is from his speech to a poverty conference at the Vatican in 2014:

"We’re now, I believe, at the beginning stages of a global war against Islamic fascism.”
+
“But I strongly believe that whatever the causes of the current drive to the caliphate was — and we can debate them, and people can try to deconstruct them — we have to face a very unpleasant fact: And that unpleasant fact is that there is a major war brewing, a war that’s already global. It’s going global in scale, and today’s technology, today’s media, today’s access to weapons of mass destruction, it’s going to lead to a global conflict that I believe has to be confronted today. Every day that we refuse to look at this as what it is, and the scale of it, and really the viciousness of it, will be a day where you will rue that we didn’t act”

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

The "anonymous adviser" is so fucking obviously Spicer - read the quotes, and the fact that he ranted for 45 minutes, and there's no way it could possibly be anyone else. Pathetic.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

idg why the briefing was off the record in the first place - have i missed something to explain it?

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

It's fairly well agreed that the loss of the filibuster would basically take all power out of their hands when/if the power dynamic changes in the Dems' favor, yes? If the GOP is lucky or sufficiently devious, they'll be able to hang on to power for a while, but however long the hurrah may be I'm still convinced that this is their last hurrah, so McConnell would basically be time-release Jonestowning his party. Guess he figures he'll be dead by the time it's an issue, though, which is fairly well in line with GOP perspective beyond the next fifteen minutes.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Something I've wondered about lately: not that I ultimately give a shit about Trump voters, but Trump voters who switched parties from Dem to GOP to vote Trump, what the fuck were they even voting Dem for in the first place? Like, "I guess the GOP is pretty extreme, but until they get REALLY extreme I suppose I'll just keep voting for the MOR Dems and their policies." It makes no sense to me.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

legacy of union families to continue to vote dem? then unions have been killed and these non-union working class dems felt more inclined to vote trump. idk

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Also, re: getting rid of the filibuster, with no filibuster I don't follow how that benefits the Dems. Republicans will just be able to do literally whatever they want for years, regardless of whether GOP would even be voted out, and among those future achievements could be policies and personal imposed to make it even harder for the Dems to come back. No? Getting rid of the filibuster to me seems like the beginning of the end. Or the end of the beginning. Or just the end.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

lol xps that anonymous white house thing "massive success story!!!" gtfo

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

it hurts the dems in the short-term and helps democracy in the long term xp

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

Republicans will reinstate the filibuster during lame duck period when they lose, like that dick did in North Caroline

flopson, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

dems can just re-kill it then

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

(which they won't)

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

x-post

The switching party types think he's gonna create jobs that they think were not created before

curmudgeon, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

An anonymous White House senior member tells us "7bf6hj1."

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

ahuj9

ciderpress, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

ACLU reporting $24 million in donations this weekend, many times its typical annual tally.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/826082242296479745

As useless a piece of crap as Schumer is, he lost his great-grandmother and seven aunts/uncles to the Nazis. President Fuckturd says, "I saw Schumer and his fake tears, I want to ask him who his acting coach is."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

hey at least some continuity w/ the last president, even killing another al-Awlaki kid

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/donald-trump-us-military-attack-yemen-civilians-women-children-dead-a7553121.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

Something I've wondered about lately: not that I ultimately give a shit about Trump voters, but Trump voters who switched parties from Dem to GOP to vote Trump, what the fuck were they even voting Dem for in the first place? Like, "I guess the GOP is pretty extreme, but until they get REALLY extreme I suppose I'll just keep voting for the MOR Dems and their policies." It makes no sense to me.

― Josh in Chicago

voting isn't about democracy, it's about tribal affiliation and family history

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

No majority will have any reason to reinstate the filibuster

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

hey at least some continuity w/ the last president, even killing another al-Awlaki kid

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/donald-trump-us-military-attack-yemen-civilians-women-children-dead-a7553121.html

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius)

thanks morbz, president trump may be hell-bent on turning america into a fascist police state but obama's foreign policy was p. shitty

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

Hey, all you, settle down, Spicer is about to speak!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

did a lizard crawl out of his mouth

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

Something I've wondered about lately: not that I ultimately give a shit about Trump voters, but Trump voters who switched parties from Dem to GOP to vote Trump, what the fuck were they even voting Dem for in the first place? Like, "I guess the GOP is pretty extreme, but until they get REALLY extreme I suppose I'll just keep voting for the MOR Dems and their policies." It makes no sense to me.

You're probably overthinking it...it's nothing more than "waaaah get those bums and their failed polices out"

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

Yeah, but why did they keep voting Dem for all those years? (Answer: maybe because they believed/hoped Obama actually was a secret fascist!)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

people who went Gore/Kerry/Obama/Obama/Trump?

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

I mean I'm not sure how many of those voters exist but there are a lot of conspiracy loons out there in both parties. Trump definitely brought out THAT crowd like no one's business

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

slutwhisperer otm

http://i.imgur.com/wBp85sS.jpg

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

slutwhisperer, you've done it again

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

Apparently folks have noticed that Spicer at his most stressed and uncomfortable - like now - tends to talk really, really fast.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

He'd be gunned down cooold by the CIAAAA

I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

i think we all know that given a little bit of time and coordination among us officials, jesus would probably be granted some sort of waiver to come in on a limited basis, now let's not get all worked up over it

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

trying to rehab Trump as a Man of God has been one of the most bizarre aspects of this whole debacle. like how do you expect ANYONE to take you seriously? so many elderly whitefolk on friends' and friends of friends' facebook pages really going to the mat on this. just... HOW?

will, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

Trump doesn't like people with facial hair, there is no way he'd let in JC without a shave and a haircut.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

xp NYT: "The religious right has been elevated to power without having to contest its ideas in an election. Sometimes, a deal with the devil pays off, big league."

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/opinion/sunday/donald-trump-the-religious-rights-trojan-horse.html

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

can you imagine washing his feet with your perfume and hair? ewww, GERMS, hellooooo

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

i guess you got the CBN & AFR & dobson greaseballs really working this angle to pretty damned good effect

will, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

Jesus Christ did not even use toiler paper.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

powerful "photo"

nomar, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

Or even toilet paper.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

He probably did use toiler paper, though, because humble.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

just tuned into the press conference, has Spicer done this yet? would be another indication that this account is legit:

@RoguePOTUSStaff 8:25am January 30, 2017
Under early morning advice from Bannon POTUS to push Spicer to accuse #MuslimBan protests of compromising national security.

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

god these reporters ask the dumbest fucking questions

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

trying to rehab Trump as a Man of God

Ask my Evangelical aunt. One word: abortion. And NOTHING Trump said in the past matters, because he's been born again. And also: abortion.

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

so many of these questions are just ridiculously easy to deflect

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

Spicer emphasizing how the Joint Chiefs of Staff weren't "demoted" from DNC is a smoke screen to steer people from asking about why a political advisor like Bannon was "promoted" to the council. I'm on delay, has anyone asked about that yet?

Dominique, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

WH Press Sec calls Quebec City attack "a reminder of why the president is taking steps to be proactive not reactive" on national security.

Given the nature of the attack, I wish ANYONE had had the balls to say, "So he's going to start taking a closer look at gun-toting white racists, then?"

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

Trump doesn't like people with facial hair, there is no way he'd let in JC without a shave and a haircut.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 30, 2017 1:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

George Steinbrennerism is still alive!

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

I hate that they keep citing that this order only inconvenienced 109 people or something. The Press should ask what number would be acceptable. 209. 2009?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

Facebook court was in session earlier and already concluded that the suspect Alexandre Bissonnette was Muslim end of story lalalala can't hear you

will, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

plus 'inconvenienced' makes it sound like they ran out of their favorite cereal at the supermarket

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

Ask my Evangelical aunt. One word: abortion. And NOTHING Trump said in the past matters, because he's been born again. And also: abortion.

― Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Monday, January 30, 2017 7:03 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'Born again' as a get out of jail card.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

re: filibuster, republicans have a few good reasons not to get rid of it:
a. allows them to pin more shit on democrats and avoid votes.
b. senate math favors republicans / moderate+conservative politicians so it's generally gonna be easier for them to hit 60.
c. big picture the filibuster is a conservative institution - stops things from happening, makes passing powerful progressive legislation really hard, even when it has popular support. the dems might be in a 2008 situation again sooner than people think and only because of trump.

reasons why they might still get rid of it:
a. they are basically nuts and can't be counted on to act rationally or think long-term.

iatee, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

http://leiterlawschool.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c659b53ef01b8d25a450f970c-800wi

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

oh shiiii

and

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/12/delta-ceo-says-postelection-trump-bump-has-already-helped-earnings.html

and

Trump tweets:
"Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage,....."

"Guys, I'm going to need you to take the hit for this."
"Yessir, Mr. President!"

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

Fusion ‏@Fusion 2m

Spicer on Supreme Court nominee: Trump's "100% sure he's the pick."

Press: You said he.

Spicer: I said individual.

Press: You said he.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

George Steinbrennerism is still alive!

i think you misspelled his name there

also

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2863380.1478573335!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/17036866.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

Jamelle Bouie ‏@jbouie 10m10 minutes ago

Spicer got a question about the WH Holocaust statement, tried to lie, got corrected, and now is dissembling and feigning offense.

Jamelle Bouie @jbouie

The attempted lie was: "President Bush didn't mention Jewish people in his statement."

Reporter nipped that in the bud real quick.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

this is good https://tompepinsky.com/2017/01/30/weak-and-incompetent-leaders-act-like-strong-leaders/

Let me explain how observational equivalence works with an example. President Trump may have brought Steve Bannon into the NSC because he is consolidating power and intends to sideline all regular establishment players in the formulation of American foreign policy. Or he might have brought Bannon into the NSC because he is so isolated that he needs someone who he believes he can trust, and everyone in the foreign policy establishment is dragging feet and dissembling. The former is a sign of strength. The latter is a sign of weakness. Both have the same observable implication.

Another example: the swift release of President Trump’s Executive Order on immigration without much advice or feedback from the affected bureaucracies may be evidence that the administration is completely centralizing control within the office of the president. Or it might be because the administration does not understand standard operating procedures in a presidential administration. Or it might be because they worry that they have lost the narrative, need to do something, and a gross Nazi is calling the shots. Again, only the first is a sign of strength. The latter two are signs of weakness. All three of the same observable implications, but have radically different interpretations.

When reading commentary on contemporary U.S. politics, it is best to recognize any attempt to establish a Coherent Theory of the Trump Presidency based on public outputs for the Kremlinology that it is. The hot takes of “I have a theory that makes sense of all of this!” are the qualitative equivalent of curve-fitting. Don’t ignore these hot takes; one of them is probably right, after all. But understand what is missing. From my view, the conclusion to draw from the past ten days is just how little power this president is able to exert over national politics.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

spicer keeps mentioning "only 109 people were inconvenienced for a few hours" and not a single reporter pointing out that the only reason detained travelers were released was because of the ACLU and the court order

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

Has anyone analyzed or tried to assimilate or gotten to the bottom of or butted up against the reason Trump is the only human being whose mouth anatomically behaves so much like a anus?

xxxp

Evan, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

Jamelle Bouie ‏@jbouie 1m1 minute ago
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"To assume someone because of their age or gender, that they don't pose a threat, would be wrong." - Spicer, talking about a 5 year old.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

detonating kindergarteners, the most insidious assymetrical weapons

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

uhhh WTF. Guessing he didn't know he was referring to a small child? What's the context?

Evan, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Get the fuck out about citing polls that support the president. Oh, so the numbers only means something when they are in his favor?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDgy37kPOZ4

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Xpost it was a reporter pushing back gently, that one of the people slowed down was a five-year-old kid.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Get the fuck out with this the president has it right to have a supreme court appointment heard.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

the reason Trump is the only human being whose mouth anatomically behaves so much like a anus?

mutations are a fact of nature

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

ugh why do i even watch these dumb press conferences

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cRBJxVMAAeknr.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

I'm hoping Spicer cited Home Alone to back up his case.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

An executive order from President Donald Trump opening up discrimination against the LGBTQ community on the basis of religious belief is expected sometime this week, possibly as soon as today. Several sources spoke with LGBTQ Nation on the condition of anonymity who have told us that the order will allow for discrimination in a number of areas, including employment, social services, business, and adoption.

From what we’ve heard, the executive order could be far-reaching, and could include: making taxpayer funds available for discrimination against LGBTQ people in social services; allow federally funded adoption agencies to discriminate against LGBTQ parents; eliminate non-discrimination protections in order to make it possible to fire federal employers and contractors based on their sexual orientation or gender identity; and allow federal employees to refuse to serve people based on the belief that marriage should be between a man and a woman, and that gender is an immutable characteristic set at birth, which would impact a broad range of federal benefits.

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/01/sources-report-trump-executive-order-lgbtq-community-coming-soon/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

i think that counts as 'born again'

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cPKvSXUAEObQH.jpg

Andrea Woo
‏@AndreaWoo

Just wanted to point out that the White House press secretary now prints and holds up tweets the president has issues with

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

All due props to ACLU but the Legal Aid Justice Center was instrumental in getting Judge Brinkema's TRO to happen.

https://www.justice4all.org/2017/01/29/lajc-informed-cbp-will-comply-with-order/

You may want to toss them some dollars too while you're at it, thx

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

It won't budge any of Trump's enthusiastic supporters, but it is worth pointing out that, while the WH wants the media narrative to be Trump moves vigorously ahead, the media narrative has tended to be Trump action or statement causes firestorm of protest and Trump spokesman responds with easily disproved claims or highly questionable arguments, leaving everyone bewildered.

basically, they make a bold move, are instantly thrown on defensive, so they shift to a different bold move, etc. meanwhile, they'll be relying on the likes of Secretary Carson and Secretary Perry to execute these new and thoughtlessly tossed together policies. This is not a juggernaut, but a wildly swinging amateur fighter hoping to land solid punches.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

I wonder, after they've shuffled through the most obvious vulnerable groups, if the bigoted executive orders will start getting more granular and target, say, the disabled or the mentally ill or the poor. I mean, I get that the administration thinks these people are equally shit, but I wonder if we'll get an EO that, say, strips businesses of federal funding if they have a wheelchair ramp.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

spicer now responding to tweets the Donald particularly dislikes? hooray!

♪♫ tweeters, keep on tweeting ♪♫

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

If I have to risk a cardiac event as I breathlessly struggle up a flight of stairs, then goddamn it, so can that layabout with no legs!

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

xpost My twitter at this point has devolved into a series of RTs to the POTUS about shortcomings and abnormalities of my own invention.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

unfortunately there's alot of lawsuits out there suing liquor stores and such for noncompliance for the ADA so I assume there's a constituency for this xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

RogueWhiteHouse twitter says anti-LGBT EO coming by the end of the week. grain of salt and all, but they've been right a couple times

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

That's impossible, Trump said he would never do such a thing.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

He's said numerous times that he wants to unite us as a country. It's probably on me that I've so wildly misunderstood the intention of all of his actions since coming into office.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

that rogue white house thing is fake you guys

global tetrahedron, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

you know, he IS starting to unite the country in a weird way...

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Seriously! I never thought I'd find myself having a perspective that was in any way analogous to that of the Koch bros or the Juggalos.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

wd happily vote for a juggalo in 2020 at this point

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

One nation, under a groove.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

I bet Trump isn't even curious about how magnets work.

Evan, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

Anti-Magnet EO coming next week y'all

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

When is he going to start bringing back all those steel manufacturing jobs to Youngstown, Ohio anyway, instead of just attacking human rights and arguing with other people's tweets?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

xp magnet shoes help him face stairs, tho

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

Has this been discussed anywhere yet?
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/big-data-cambridge-analytica-brexit-trump

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

that rogue white house thing is fake you guys

I thought so too but they did call the cancelling of the meeting w/ EPN like an hour ahead of time so...

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/VK9qReW.jpg

saw a tweet a few days ago that sean spicer looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been infected but is trying not to let the rest of the survivors know and i can't get it out of my head every time i see a pic of the dude

, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

xpost Fake or not, there hasn't been anything in it wildly inaccurate yet.

Hey what do you know, the guy who murdered all those people in the mosque in Montreal is reportedly a guy with white nationalist tendencies and fan of Trump, Le Pen, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

The unofficial resistance team inside the White House. We will not reveal our identity to anyone! The only way to keep a secret is to keep it secret!

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

they've predicted Priebus resigning like twice in a week. and half their tweets read like dramatic scenes of Tom Clancy novels

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

xpost

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

doesn't make it wrong though. Priebus 100% hates his life right now

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

I'd say it's about....fitty fitty

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

do you know how desperate you sound

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

no, please tell me

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

hey everybody again there is enough horrible shit happening that is being accurately reported in reputable places, can we please put a limit on the fantasies and fake shit

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

"doesn't make it wrong" isn't a stunning endorsement. like - it's entirely possible they intercepted other intel floating around Twitter/interwebs before it go to the media, which has happened a loooooooot these last few days (like with the ACLU court challenge, which was pretty much over before anybody started reporting on it).

maybe we're wrong but nothing tells me to believe it - as dumb as Trump is, these tweets have him saying movie thriller dialogue like "DON'T THEY KNOW I'M THE PRESIDENT?!" and "DO IT ANYWAY!"

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

That all sounds extremely plausible to me, fake or no.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

maybe we're wrong but nothing tells me to believe it - as dumb as Trump is, these tweets have him saying movie thriller dialogue like "DON'T THEY KNOW I'M THE PRESIDENT?!" and "DO IT ANYWAY!"

this is the way Trump actually talks though

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

saw a tweet a few days ago that sean spicer looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been infected but is trying not to let the rest of the survivors know and i can't get it out of my head every time i see a pic of the dude

― 龜, Monday, January 30, 2017 2:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is A+, up there with 'pre-death Slimer' as Bannon description.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

also that account posted some tweets endorsing rep. Gabbard's meeting with Assad and subsequent comments about his fight against terrorism.

JoeStork, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

did Spicy refer to the Muslim Ban protestors as a threat to national security in his presser today? cuz that would lead it some credence.

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

That all sounds extremely plausible to me, fake or no.

― change display name (Jordan)

everything that has to do with trump sounds plausible!

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Yeah, short of 'acting in a considered and thoughtful way that clearly took the public interest, the rule of law, and the foundations of democracy into account', I can't really think of much that Trump could do or say that would seem implausible to me.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

i let that cambridge webpage from the cambridge analytica article analyze my facebook and here's the results:

http://i.imgur.com/Tiooyje.png

, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

Great link caek

stet, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

Listen, people, don't worry: this'll be off the news tomorrow as soon as Trump nominates somebody to SCOTUS.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

chuck norris. that's my bet.

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

The unofficial resistance team inside the White House.

The only value in faking this would be if it sowed significant suspicion, mistrust and witch-hunting within the White House staff. But in order to be effective, the fakers would have to be uncannily accurate -- and that is a very long shot unless they have real contacts inside the WH with access to info the Trumpers want kept out of the public eye.

Otherwise, throwing incendiary guesswork into the public arena, masquerading as fact will just confuse all the people who believe in it and eventally undercut their trust in reports about the WH across the board. Which would be worse than useless for the official resistance.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

mike tyson?

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

did Spicy refer to the Muslim Ban protestors as a threat to national security in his presser today? cuz that would lead it some credence.

― frogbs, Monday, January 30, 2017 3:58 PM (sixteen minutes ago

do you believe in fortune tellers and mediums too? because this is how they work

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

The unofficial resistance team inside the White House.

The only value in faking this would be if it sowed significant suspicion, mistrust and witch-hunting within the White House staff. But in order to be effective, the fakers would have to be uncannily accurate -- and that is a very long shot unless they have real contacts inside the WH with access to info the Trumpers want kept out of the public eye.

Otherwise, throwing incendiary guesswork into the public arena, masquerading as fact will just confuse all the people who believe in it and eventally undercut their trust in reports about the WH across the board. Which would be worse than useless for the official resistance.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 30, 2017 4:16 PM (thirty seconds ago)

i think you may be unfamiliar with this internet ethos called "for the lulz"

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

Great link caek
― stet, Monday, January 30, 2017 3:12 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

global tetrahedron, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

saw a tweet a few days ago that sean spicer looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been infected but is trying not to let the rest of the survivors know and i can't get it out of my head every time i see a pic of the dude

― 龜, Monday, January 30, 2017 3:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or like d'onfrio in men in black, on the verge of exploding into a million scuttling cockroaches

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsR/14487.gif

nomar, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

do you believe in fortune tellers and mediums too? because this is how they work

― k3vin k., Monday, January 30, 2017 3:17 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you familiar with that feed there's a lot of very specific stuff in there

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

until they tweet the md5 of a line from a sean spicer statement in advance, i'm not buying it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

I think that would only happen if the tweeter was posting directly from inside Spicer's ass.

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

What if you guys split this into an 'evidence-based' thread and a 'still waiting for that oppo drop' thread?

viborg, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

there really isn't a such thing as "evidence" or "facts" anymore

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

Are you legitimately trying to defend that or just being snarky?

viborg, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

theres facts, post facts, alternative facts and disseminating bullshit these days.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

Are you legitimately trying to defend that or just being snarky?

yes to both

we've got an administration which straight up tells people that up is down and a President for which almost no story seems outlandish or unrealistic enough.

frogbs, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

whatever happens in the next four years we can always laugh at oppo dump

wins, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

man i had totally forgot about the golden showers for like a whole week

j., Monday, 30 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

xp
@Jordan - I posted an earlier Cambridge Analytica article over the weekend on the other thread, but guess it had been posted here before as well. There were some caveats regarding just how powerful the methods were to have been, but I find the gist of the story entirely plausible.

As do I the Medium article, which is actually way scarier. The 19% of Rosneft thing is very eerie

Dominique, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

Is our Democrats learning? Yes! https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/826177420231372800

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/NihadAwad/status/826177650657996802/photo/1

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

@meridithmcgraw
President Trump will be screening Pixar's "Finding Dory" today at the White House.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

There was one outstanding comment I read here a while back but I can't find it now. It detailed how misinformation campaigns are intended to erode trust in facts and objective truth in moderates as much as just lying to the hardcore believers in the BS. I think it was this thread?

viborg, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

trump still massively, overwhelmingly popular with registered republican, which is why Rs aren't speaking out:

https://twitter.com/brendannyhan/status/826160544910548993

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

republicanS

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

fox news used to have a widget at the bottom of the page that showed the presidential approval rating. i think it was updated every day. i noticed today that it seems like they removed it?

the late great, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

this works.

https://twitter.com/NolanDMcCaskill/status/826108936277356544

as lagoon said, call your sen and tell them anything but total non-cooperation and obstructionism will result in you voting for someone else in primaries.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

paul ryan is one of the few openly defending trump, which i would assume counts for a fair amount of their cowardice as well

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

google walkout https://twitter.com/cramforce/status/826195475829182465

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

re: roguePOTUS, this is an interesting linguistic analysis thread centering on some of their tweets https://twitter.com/cateia97/status/826166932122509312

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

when will there be a general strike and can it come soon so I can take time off work?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

paul ryan isn't in a great spot, as soon as he turns on trump (which is gonna have to happen eventually) trump's gonna unleash his wrath and there will be total chaos within the party. so, lols to come.

iatee, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

RoguePOTUS tweet this morning about anti-LGBT EO looking prescient: https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/826174682915287045

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

would be nice if googlers pressured their own company to stop lobbying republicans, a political goal they could actually achieve xp

iatee, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

@dan - that is a pretty disturbing theory...

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

I read the rumor on the anti-LGBT EO several other places before I saw it on RoguePOTUS, safe to say I do not believe it originated with them.

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

yeah i noticed "esk" and "vakay" and thought they were strange, along with "Canadian muzzies" (what?)

ok done following this account

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

I unfollowed the acct a few days ago, because it just seemed weird that with all the hacking and analytics and CIA at their disposal, they wouldn't have been able to root out a rogue acct from the WH

Dominique, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

That's some good conspiracy theorizing, although both the "esk" and "vakay" tweets are exactly 140 characters, so the much simpler explanation is that they're contorted to fit.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

My dog's name is Muzzy so I will be very disappointed if it turns out to be some sort of anti-Muslim slur.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

It is - though possibly more common in the U.K. The account is clearly fake but the linguistic analysis thread is dopey.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

Muzzies, definitely a UK thing. We've got a lot more of them over here, for a start.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

i am getting a little tired of 17 tweet conspiracy theories predicated on the thinnest of premises

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

"I believe Trump is actually a dinosaur - here's why...."

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

We know, tiny hands, barely functioning brain.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

xxp I've seen racists use "muzzie" before, including an ex-friend who had served in Iraq.

And -esk and vakay really... I mean, sure, it's possible. But I could also imagine a number of native English speakers I've met or worked for over the years typing those out.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

Then again maybe I'm with Russian intel

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

Fond memories of

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fi%2F201220485501-0-1%2Fs-l1000.jpg&f=1

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

More fond memories?

http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/leicester-city-muzzy-izzet-318-merlin-s-f.a.-premier-league-04-autograph-edition-sticker-52784-p.jpg

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

I unfollowed the acct a few days ago, because it just seemed weird that with all the hacking and analytics and CIA at their disposal, they wouldn't have been able to root out a rogue acct from the WH

― Dominique

because we all know what a tight ship trump has been running?

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zInVAN0g65w

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

muz·zy
ˈməzē/
adjective
1.
unable to think clearly; confused.

2.
blurred; indistinct.
"a slightly muzzy picture"

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

...i'm getting the feeling that you're all in the mood for another unsubstantiated theory. here's my rumor: maybe the travel order/muslim ban was implemented immediately, with zero notice, because bannon & trump & friends thought there was a decent chance that they'd catch some sort of suspicious person in the process and be able to use it to justify their actions. if implementing the order effectively were the primary goal, they could have applied a 24-hour warning. even if you are the kind of person who believes that there is a steady stream of would be terrorists flowing in from the 7 countries affected by the ban, it would be ridiculous for "terrorists" to try to rush into the united states during the 24-hour warning period because CBP & TSA & friends would obviously be on high alert and any traveler from one of the 7 countries would be heavily scrutinized. a 24-hour warning, on the other hand, would not prompt a last-minute terrorist rush, while also smoothing things out significantly on the implementation and saving a lot of people a ton of trouble. given those choices, they went with zero warning, because that at least open up the possibility that they'd catch someone off guard, mid-flight. maybe they were hoping for "good" late-breaking news that some sort of significant or suspicious person had been caught in the process, but it never came.

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

You've gone too far

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

that's it, i'm starting a kremlinology thread

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

Yeah i'm sick of this shit

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

Think this was linked above but not much response. Apart from Rosneft its erm striking: https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/trial-balloon-for-a-coup-e024990891d5#.qusehs4p2

xyzzzz__, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

maybe the travel order/muslim ban was implemented immediately, with zero notice, because bannon & trump & friends thought there was a decent chance that they'd catch some sort of suspicious person in the process and be able to use it to justify their actions

Getting silly now.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

Ok...

https://twitter.com/cnnadam/status/826209908051820545

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:35 (eight years ago)

Maybe this is all deflection to keep out of the news that Trump laid a big racing stripe in his boxers and Schumer found out

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

whoa. the attorney general answers to the president, no? good for her regardless

k3vin k., Monday, 30 January 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

She is the acting attorney general, and the highest-ranking Senate appointed person in the Justice Department. If she is fired or otherwise remove, the department is rudderledd. There are some functions only she can provide, like fisa warrants.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

Certainly raises the stakes on sessions.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Rudderless. Sorry, phone.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

LOL i was waiting for this, what did they expect when they asked last-minute (on the 19th) for ~40 WH staff to stay on because they hadn't gotten their shit together.

flappy bird, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Damn we gonna have a Monday Night Massacre?

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)

..i'm getting the feeling that you're all in the mood for another unsubstantiated theory. here's my rumor: maybe the travel order/muslim ban was implemented immediately, with zero notice, because bannon & trump & friends thought there was a decent chance that they'd catch some sort of suspicious person in the process and be able to use it to justify their actions. if implementing the order effectively were the primary goal, they could have applied a 24-hour warning. even if you are the kind of person who believes that there is a steady stream of would be terrorists flowing in from the 7 countries affected by the ban, it would be ridiculous for "terrorists" to try to rush into the united states during the 24-hour warning period because CBP & TSA & friends would obviously be on high alert and any traveler from one of the 7 countries would be heavily scrutinized. a 24-hour warning, on the other hand, would not prompt a last-minute terrorist rush, while also smoothing things out significantly on the implementation and saving a lot of people a ton of trouble. given those choices, they went with zero warning, because that at least open up the possibility that they'd catch someone off guard, mid-flight. maybe they were hoping for "good" late-breaking news that some sort of significant or suspicious person had been caught in the process, but it never came.

― Karl Malone

http://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/148-3.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

a sloppy version of the x-files theme is whistled in the distance

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

Xpost Zero to Watergate in 11 days?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

flynn twitter acct has been deleted

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

Sr or Jr?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

They both merged into the same being.

Neanderthal, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

Daaaaaaamn https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/30/us/document-Letter-From-Sally-Yates.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

I'm sure announcing a new Supreme Court Justice will mollify his critics.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

Sally Yates for president

Treeship, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)

Just made a couple of calls to my representative and Senators. Even just leaving voice mails feels empowering.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

Man. Trump has faced more defeat in a week than he did during the 2016 campaign.

Expect it to be an explosive night.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

treesh imo don't wish the miserable accursed presidency on every upstanding lawyer who comes along

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

neanderthal otm re: dinosaurs

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)

well....tbf like...

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

Also wtg Yates! Her time was ticking anyway- great to go out doing something that will, if I understand correctly, make a HUGE difference. No DOJ defense means a lot more chance for all the cases emerging, more opportunity for huge pieces of the policy to be stayed or killed before she's replaced. Right? And less chance for anybody to road-test whatever shitty arguments the Trump team is going to have to make for the thing as it trickles up in the appeals process.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)

“That is a further demonstration about how politicized our legal system has become,” Mr. Miller said to Greta Van Susteren. “It’s sad that our politics have become so politicized that you have people refusing to enforce our laws.”

this is what the DOJ is SUPPOSED TO DO with poorly vetted orders, thumbdick! maybe you should have had them review the order first, idk radical thinking...

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:41 (eight years ago)

It's not a law it's an executive order

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:42 (eight years ago)

But why would i expect ant Trumpist to understand basic civics

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

this is kind of the thing I can't figure out that Trumpers couldn't understand - an outsider like Trump has no clue how these things are supposed to work or operate as he has no experience, and he gets bad advice from Bannon.

like he probably thought being President was like being king.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

The Democrats are delaying my cabinet picks for purely political reasons. They have nothing going but to obstruct. Now have an Obama A.G.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

like he probably thought being President was like being king.

― Neanderthal

oh good i need my scrofula cured

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

like he probably thought being President was like being king.

No probably about it.

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

he's so angry he still hasn't finished the second half of his tweet, 11 minutes later

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

What other reason is there to delay things other than political reasons?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

sexual reasons

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

tempo

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

Fair enough.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

don't drink/do all the drugs at once

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-trump-voter-fraud-expert-phillips-20170130-story.html

hahahahahahaa. granted, it's not illegal to be registered in 3 states (only to vote in more than one) but considering he's been so focused on the multi-state registries this is hilarious.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

Aren't most people registered in more than one state? I'm registered in 3 and I'm just getting started. They don't clear your name off when you move.

Treeship, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

damn it I just went to taunt him and he already blocked me from yesterday

xpost yes, it's not a big deal, but Trump is the one who said people who are deceased are still on the rolls and are registered in multiple states as if that in itself was fraud, so it's just your run of the mill hypocrisy. nothing illegal or shady about it on its face.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

past a certain point, volumetric increases in gestalt hypocrisy become evidentiary of something else, i.e. total incompetence and antipathy for the rules at every level

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

OK wow:

In an email in response to a request from The Washington Post, Bannon described Sessions as “the clearinghouse for policy and philosophy” in Trump’s administration, saying he and the senator are at the center of Trump’s “pro-America movement” and the global nationalist phenomenon.

“In America and Europe, working people are reasserting their right to control their own destinies,” Bannon wrote. “Jeff Sessions has been at the forefront of this movement for years, developing populist nation-state policies that are supported by the vast and overwhelming majority of Americans, but are poorly understood by cosmopolitan elites in the media that live in a handful of our larger cities.”

He continued: “Throughout the campaign, Sessions has been the fiercest, most dedicated, and most loyal promoter in Congress of Trump’s agenda, and has played a critical role as the clearinghouse for policy and philosophy to undergird the implementation of that agenda. What we are witnessing now is the birth of a new political order, and the more frantic a handful of media elites become, the more powerful that new political order becomes itself.”

He loves cartoons though:

Inside the White House and within Sessions’s alumni network, people have taken to calling the senator “Joseph,” referring to the Old Testament patriarch who was shunned by his family and sold into slavery as a boy, only to rise through unusual circumstances to become right hand to the pharaoh and oversee the lands of Egypt.

In a 20-year Senate career, Sessions has been isolated in his own party, a dynamic crystallized a decade ago when he split with President George W. Bush and the business community over comprehensive immigration changes.

In lonely and somewhat conspiratorial speeches on the Senate floor, Sessions would chastise the “masters of the universe.” He hung on his office wall a picture of He-Man from the popular 1980s comic book series.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

cosmopolitan elites

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rootless_cosmopolitan

brownie, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

well at least he's not a hawkwind fan.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

so is this delaying the SCOTUS announcement now

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

Nope. That's the Bannon-Trump game. Why should it?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

I just meant cos it's 8 o'clock and ain't heard anything

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

tho I realize Trump operates on his own clock

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:27 (eight years ago)

Tomorrow night.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

ahhhhhh, I misread earlier. my bad.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

Field & Stream weighs in http://www.fieldandstream.com/week-1-under-trump-bad-news-for-sportsmen-keeps-coming?src=SOC&dom=fb

mh 😏, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/world/europe/donald-trump-us-alllies.html

Whats up with the hand holding?

Treeship, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

the rumor is a fear of heights/walking down steps (tho that coulda been a joke)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

Stairs. Scary.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

Also, they are in love and are getting married.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

Aw

Treeship, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

It’s sad that our politics have become so politicized

do we have suicide booths yet

flappy bird, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

do we have suicide booths yet

― flappy bird

they're called "joybooths"

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

look at these shitheads, what a "culture" eh

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/30/americas-deportation-agents-love-trumps-ban-rely-breitbart-news/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

Hey, Boy Scouts just allowed transgender scouts. Get on this, Trump! Also, go fuck yourself, you dumb motherfucker.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

xpost Those people can go fuck themselves, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

“Jeff Sessions has been at the forefront of this movement for years, developing populist nation-state policies that are supported by the vast and overwhelming majority of Americans, but are poorly understood by cosmopolitan elites in the media that live in a handful of our larger cities.”

Oh, we fucking well understand them you bloated corpse.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

Not so vast or overwhelming tbf

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

Things I'm sort of enjoying. The idea of Ivanka (remember her?) being forever linked to this piece of shit. And also Melania (remember her?) being forever linked to this piece of shit.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-immigration-congress-order-234392

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:02 (eight years ago)

Seeing ads on TV asking ppl to contact their Congressmen to confirm Jeff Sessions, which seems like a good indication that they think he's in danger (it is literally a bunch of pictures of him shaking hands with black people). This is in Wisconsin. So...good time to call up and give 'em an earful.

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

Is he going to finish the second part of this tweet or what?

jmm, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3UMPpKVUAAtOWM.jpg
Who wore it better?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

xpost nah he was too busy signing this:

http://i66.tinypic.com/14t7lmh.jpg

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/316994-jewish-aide-wrote-trump-holocaust-statement-report

ahh that's ok then, nevermind! :/

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

Some of my best friends are Jewish. I love potato pancakes!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:13 (eight years ago)

trump tower has the best potato pancakes!

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:18 (eight years ago)

The fumbled roll-out serves as a cautionary tale to Trump officials who decide to go it alone in enacting controversial policies without help from Congress. Indeed, the lack of consultation has set off a wave of resentment on Capitol Hill. GOP insiders believe that the White House and Goodlatte staffers could have avoided the drama that unfolded over the weekend had they looped in relevant lawmakers on the front end.

how slick the scotus announcement and how many talking heads they can drum up will tell us a lot about their relationship with the house GOP

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

Did you know his son in law is Jewish? He can't be anti-semitic, because then he would be anti-his son in law! And he's obviously not that, because he gave him a job, solving the Israel thing, with the Jews.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

Sean Spicer ‏
@PressSec
7 minutes ago

.@POTUS has named Dana Boente, US Attorney for the Eastern District of VA as Acting Attorney General. Sally Yates has been relieved.

gr8080, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)

It's just that easy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

This statement, Jesus

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/826253353025990656/photo/1

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/826253953759399936?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

petulant cock

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

Oh cool guess he doesnt need any FISA warrants

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:27 (eight years ago)

the two situations aren't comparable in scope in the least but I wouldn't mind #mondaynightmassacre trending

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

thinking of the hate messages Yates is probably going to get from loonies is making me feel sick.....

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

wow #mondaynightmassacre is already picking up. add another meme to the Trump lexicon

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:34 (eight years ago)

Trump be like:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iKLevhkVaMo/SWY-dsRfeDI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Sk8FoMDy6Qg/s1600/issue06_page14.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:38 (eight years ago)

an ag hasn't been fired since the Nixon admin

Clay, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

There are a lot of things that are happening now that have not happened since the Nixon Administration.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

I got a feeling Don's not going to get his damage deposit back.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

HAI I'M READY FOR WORK

http://humanevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bork-obituary-ann-coulter-620x348.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

this isn't going to go well for Trump, news-cycle wise. nobody wants to be compared to Nixon (at least, not for something Watergate-y).

waiting for the Congressional reaction, though I think I can predict it....

alright time to drown in death metal for the night

xxpost haha!
xpost haha x2

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

borked!

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

was the guy who they picked for Acting just the closest US attorney to DC at the time

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)

no, but they held a race to kiss the ring and he was standing the closest to trump so it was unfair

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

was the guy who they picked for Acting just the closest US attorney to DC at the time

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, January 30, 2017 9:50 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i doubt it. eastern district of virginia is terrifying.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:52 (eight years ago)

Fox finally gets to run its first "fired!" headline

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:55 (eight years ago)

I mean Trump does know that all this ain't gonna matter if fed court/SCOTUS rules some or all of the order is unconstitutional, right?

no wait, he probably doesn't.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

dude thinks he's Machiavelli, really more like Tommy Lasorda

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-immigration-congress-order-234392

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

The big question seems to me like whether this case gets to SCOTUS before Trump's nominee does. There's gonna be some clock racing. Federal circuit court strikes it down and tied SCOTUS defers to lower court ruling seems like best case scenario. Athough idk maybe Roberts or one of the others might side against Trump, I'll defer to the court watchers on that one.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

Lol @ staffers being forced to sign NDAs. That shit wont hold up.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

Not for thier rogueWH twitter it won't

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

DNC statement https://twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/826261999273263105?s=09

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:04 (eight years ago)

Dude this is insane

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:04 (eight years ago)

Fox finally gets to run its first "fired!" headline

jeez, they really did it, didn't they?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)

No big deal just some reality TV hijinks!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

"White House and DNC trade barbs after AG controversy"

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

damn DNC used the T word

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

Somehow i feel the f word is not far off

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)

i've been using the f word all year long, hasn't made a difference

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/30/us/document-Letter-From-Sally-Yates.html

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

He's just fired the acting director of ICE as well.

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

At this rate he's gonna run out of people to fire

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

where are you seeing that? (I believe you, just can't find a link)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

FWIW, that Rogue Potus twitter is the first place or one of the first places that mentioned possible rollbacks of LGBT protections (right?), and now it is being reported in mainstream newspapers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-considers-reversing-lgbt-protections-for-federal-workers/2017/01/30/06160150-e736-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:29 (eight years ago)

otoh who needs 'rogue twitters' when everyone and their mother will yak to the Costa team on the phone https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/from-order-to-disorder-how-trumps-immigration-directive-exposed-gop-rifts/2017/01/30/b4e42044-e70f-11e6-b82f-687d6e6a3e7c_story.html

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:29 (eight years ago)

That WaPo story also underscores the rumored Priebus/Bannon rift.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:37 (eight years ago)

FWIW, that Rogue Potus twitter is the first place or one of the first places that mentioned possible rollbacks of LGBT protections (right?), and now it is being reported in mainstream newspapers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-considers-reversing-lgbt-protections-for-federal-workers/2017/01/30/06160150-e736-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 30, 2017 10:29 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude it was not the first place to mention it

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:39 (eight years ago)

The previous director was booted because the union hated his guts. He was brought in from the FBI to stir shit up. The union also swings from trumps nuts because he promises unlimited budget money.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

xpost Where did you read it first? Just wondering.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

again there is so much awful shit happening in plain view, we do not need to spend more time speculating about a fake twitter account

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

I agree! Where did you see it first?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

Priebus/Bannon rift

I think we all know who will live to claim victory in that death match. It won't matter a damn that Priebus threw the full weight of the RNC behind Trump and brought as many establishment fence-sitters as he could into the Trump fold. Bannon is the The Trump Whisperer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

Trump didn't call Yates to dismiss her, she was informed by hand-delivered letter, according to a different administration official.

what a fucking chickenshit

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

For sure. But if Priebus, as exemplar of the establishment GOP, got the boot, then all but the most craven GOPers will have less reason to get behind this bull in the China shop, minus their man on the inside. Not that Priebus will go, or any of the GOPers are not craven.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

xpost

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)

didn't the rogue twit say that priebus tried to leave and they wouldn't let him? he's locked in a closet.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:47 (eight years ago)

Said that ... Ryan (?) talked him into staying.

Mike Flynn twitter stil AWOL.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:47 (eight years ago)

they wouldn't let him?

um. if it just comes down to a matter of getting to resign with full honor or quitting in disgust, then reince is captive to his own vanity.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

if reince thinks he can 'moderate' or 'instruct' trump, then he is captive to egoistic delusions

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)

Sounds about right. We do any of these chumps do anything?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:55 (eight years ago)

even a far-right lowlife must sit in a room with trump and bannon and say to themselves jesus what am i doing here?

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

cost Why, sorry.

Armchair TPM analysis:

One thing to note with everything we're seeing this weekend. Folks like Reince Priebus were supposed to be the ones to keep the Trump White House on something like the straight and narrow. That never really made sense to me. But that was the idea. That is clearly not happening. But as a colleague pointed out to me this evening, it's Priebus who is the most visible cheerleader defending the ugliest and most feral Trump White House actions. He was out today defending the egregious de-Judaized Holocaust statement. He's insisting the weekend immigration debacle is making America great again. He's not just on board. He's the top cheerleader.

The same applies to Ryan and McConnell. There are a non-trivial number of Republicans saying this is unacceptable. But both of these men are totally onboard with Trump. Not a shred of disagreement is uttered.

These three men - the leaders in each House and the former Chairman of the RNC - are the establishment in every sense. They are 100% on board.

I will say this does not surprise me. But as I've said in other contexts, if I were a Republican, I would be very concerned. And I don't mean in some moral sense. I mean in the most pragmatic, cynical political sense. They are cheerleading every transgression. They are owning it in its entirety.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

They will literally stop at nothing to achieve their legislative priorities. They will sign off on anything Trump does as long as those are not jeopardized.

But he might v well jeopardize them if he never stops giving them fires to put out.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

Week two!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:03 (eight years ago)

5577 posts!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

anybody heard Ja Rule's take on what's goin down?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

a paper-free white house. good for the environment!

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/01/30/steve-bannon-is-making-sure-theres-no-white-house-paper-trail-trump-president/

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:08 (eight years ago)

new thread?

sleeve, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:12 (eight years ago)

America under Trump - Week Two: Help

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/30/theresa-may-donald-trump-state-visit-protests-uk-parliament

Johnson repeatedly defended the new American leader and suggested his “bark is considerably worse than his bite”. He accused Labour of “pointlessly demonising” him.

The foreign secretary said it was right that a close and important ally was welcomed to a state visit, pointing out that such an invitation was even extended to Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe and Romania’s Nicolae Ceaușescu.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:19 (eight years ago)

Yes, Trump should be treated exactly as Ceaușescu was.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4653400/senator-sessions-advising-sally-yates-disobey-improper-presidential-orders

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:00 (eight years ago)

This was enjoyable http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/01/jared-kushner-ivanka-donald-trump-scandals

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:06 (eight years ago)

lol Boente didn't even have a twitter and just quickly set one up and made his first tweet shortly after being sworn in.

I went through the trouble of requesting to follow him just so I could tweet "BORK!" at him

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:31 (eight years ago)

Converting to a religion for marriage is so bizarre to me - does everyone in your religious world after that just pretend that you really stopped believing in Jesus (or whatever) when you got engaged?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:46 (eight years ago)

like I'd maybe start eating kale or listening to Bruno Mars for a relationship, changing religion is too big of an ask

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:49 (eight years ago)

xpost

it's easlier if you imagine them not really believing in god before or after

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:50 (eight years ago)

I'd convert to a background religion like American Anglicanism over listening to Bruno Mars.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:54 (eight years ago)

NYT editorial review board launchin some truth nukes: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/opinion/president-bannon.html

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:00 (eight years ago)

Sick illo

flappy bird, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:22 (eight years ago)

dude thinks he's Machiavelli, really more like Tommy Lasorda

Not bad, but Lasorda won the pennant his first season. DT so far more like Red Sox-era Bobby Valentine.

With no paper trail, Trump Presidential Library is gonna be the world's worst gold-leaf bordello.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:55 (eight years ago)

7,500 views so far; curious what that number will be at the end of the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3yDjylQ5Ps

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 12:57 (eight years ago)

i read that bannon will have to get senate confirmation? but i don't know this website.

https://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/trump-apparently-didnt-realize-steve-bannon-will-need-senate-confirmation-security-council/1282/

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

apparently bannon is on the principal's committee, not the NSC itself, so he's in the clear. see replies to https://twitter.com/jonathanalter/status/826284614188662784.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

ah, okay. that's too bad. that would have been must-see t.v.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

I'd love to see how many Dems would vote for Bannon because "Trump could nominate someone worse"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

Copied from the spree shooting thread, but still: Motherfucker.

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/01/30/the-white-house-just-cited-the-quebec-mosque-attack-to-justify-trumps-policies.html

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

i like that there is a sweaty-looking richard nixon above a trump headline on the front page of the post right now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

Local family doesn't know how to recognize scorpions, film at 11: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Assali-Family-Syria-Donald-Trump-Vote-Allentown-Immigration-Ban-Travel-Order-412238593.html

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile my man Sherrod Brown is on task:

Breaking: @SenSherrodBrown tried to organize Dem boycott of vote on Mnuchin, Trump's nom for Treasury Sec. by denying GOP a quorum in comm

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/AndrewNBCNews/status/826457492620079104

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

I am super-worried about a shooting at protests tbh. Not for myself, but it makes me not want to bring my kids.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2017/01/30/18823087/man-accused-of-flashing-a-gun-at-a-pro-immigrant-demonstrators-in-downtown-portland-on-monday?cb=c027a06a4cab1db29fec12799b63f13c

― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 7:52 AM (ten minutes ago)

Suspect in question's name: Sergey E Antonov.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

Probably pointless, but Durbin tearing Sessions apart.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

im enjoying it

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Perry passes through Energy Committee 16-7:

7 votes against Perry were Cantwell, Sanders, Wyden, Hirono, Duckworth, Heinrich and Franken

Dems in favor: Stabenow, Manchin, Cortez Masto

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

oy vey Debbie, you were doing so well

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

I am super-worried about a shooting at protests tbh. Not for myself, but it makes me not want to bring my kids.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 10:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is one reason I've been skittish about going myself. the chances of it happening to me personally are probably microscopic but I already have irrational fears of things like this and I've been a bit surprised at the relative lack of counterprotest (they've been there but not anywhere near the size of our protests) that I'm afraid I'll go to one that turns into a free-for-all.

also don't think I could stomach seeing it happen to other people atm

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

calling out lies and falsehoods is great but man FUCK wapo's little "x earned 4 pinnochios" gimme a fuckin break

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/01/30/the-white-house-just-cited-the-quebec-mosque-attack-to-justify-trumps-policies.html

great idea, spicer: let militant rightwing groups know that if they commit hate crimes, it provides ammunition to the white house to execute their hateful policies as well. it's a symbiotic relationship for the two.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

The number of people affected by Trump’s travel ban: About 90,000 — not 109
President Trump likes to cite a very small figure to minimize the impact of his travel ban. But that's highly misleading, and he earns four Pinocchios.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/01/30/the-number-of-people-affected-by-trumps-travel-ban-about-90000/

like it just totally trivializes utter bullshit

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

"trump today lied about murdering 100 people. for that, he earns a pinocchio!!!"

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

yeah, it's hard to read that without hearing a 80s commercial little crystal bubbles cleaning up the dirty dishes in no time at all sound effect

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

awww take it easy on the pinocchios

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

so what's the big idea with the four pinnocchios? wise guy, aay - aaaand whyyy iii ouughta woop woooopp wooopppapa

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

calling out lies and falsehoods is great but man FUCK wapo's little "x earned 4 pinnochios" gimme a fuckin break

― marcos

yeah that's some fucking slave tetris bullshit

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: Senate committee approves DeVos for education secretary, sends nomination to full Senate.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

wow this train really has no brakes huh

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

I am super-worried about a shooting at protests tbh. Not for myself, but it makes me not want to bring my kids.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 10:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My 14 year old and her friends ended up standing directly next to the one guy arrested in the St. Paul march (for punching and macing people). She was photographing everything and had a bunch of shots of him. She took it all in stride, and had moved enough away by the time he brought out the mace.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

It was a straight party line vote, 12-11.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

The oft-demonstrated spinelessness of the GOP pre-confirmed every one of these appointees. As wrenching as it may be, none of it is surprising.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

Fuck

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

she seems like a piece of work

I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

I keep trying to take solace in the blatant and earth-shattering incompetence of, apparently, everyone in the White House but that's not actually that much solace most of the time

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

Fuck

― the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 11:01 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

She's highly competent at using her personal fortune to buy policies she likes, unfortunately for all of us and the children of America.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

guys it's going to take more than a week of total incompetence and craven villainy on the part of the White House before Congressional Repubs turn on him. the (admittedly small) victory here is the stiffening of Democratic opposition. Dems can slow things down at the moment but that's about it. Their only other tools in Congress are the filibuster and (hopefully, eventually) breaking GOP unity with Trump.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

that's the only thing that gives me some hope, you just need like 3 or 4 GOP Senators to make the easiest moral and political choice of their lives and

oh wait that's not gonna happen

unless Trump's approval torpedoes into the 20s b/c then shit will start going down

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

I'm irritated with Murkowski, who gave a fantastic speech about how DeVos was unqualified and then said some bullshit "I'll send her to the Senate where right now I would vote against her" nonsense

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

My 14 year old and her friends ended up standing directly next to the one guy arrested in the St. Paul march (for punching and macing people). She was photographing everything and had a bunch of shots of him. She took it all in stride, and had moved enough away by the time he brought out the mace.

teenagers are one thing, but my kids are 4 and 9 and I don't want them to get shot or see anybody get shot.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Suspect in question's name: Sergey E Antonov.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 4:05 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know, right?

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

This just underscores my belief that one of the many points of attack for the near future needs to be doing whatever we can in our own communities to offset federal-level damage or, whenever possible, to disconnect from the federal teat altogether. I'm going to contribute a shitload of time to local nonprofit educational initiatives seeing as how the bottom is likely to drop all the way out of public schooling under DeVos.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/826471111609167873

^^^^^ watch out ^^^^^^^

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

I'm watching the livestream of the Sessions committee hearing and it's kinda funny to see the Democrats just make everything go as slowly as possible... currently they're having trouble keeping a quorum in he room

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Yeah, I was watching Blumenthal speak earlier and it was basically this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A78DhtH544

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

http://theslot.jezebel.com/70-year-old-retired-army-colonel-arrested-protesting-se-1791823898

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIHLq7OrFg

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

Coons now reading Coretta Scott King statement into the record

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

I'm beginning to think that the Bobcat is our only hope

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

I'm irritated with Murkowski, who gave a fantastic speech about how DeVos was unqualified and then said some bullshit "I'll send her to the Senate where right now I would vote against her" nonsense

― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 11:14 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is p much the only part of the hearing i caught and you are totally otm -- i had to double check that she was a Republican at first

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

Well, that sucks. Still, there was enough pushback to make the DeVos vote that close.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

This just underscores my belief that one of the many points of attack for the near future needs to be doing whatever we can in our own communities to offset federal-level damage or, whenever possible, to disconnect from the federal teat altogether

otm

sucks to be you, public schools in red states

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

sucks to be you, public schools in red states

― Οὖτις

well that's certainly nothing new. the red state approach to education is to spend their entire education budget on billboards promoting how important education is to them.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

I'm beginning to think that the Bobcat is our only hope

http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/uploads/n6872hJ6bg.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

Hey, we all suffered under Arne Duncan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

Hell, read the entirety of "Letter from a Birmingham Jail" into the record while we're at it. Let's take our time.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

xxp lol whenever somebody on twitter mentions that bobcat, I do have to double take and make sure they're not talking about Mr. Goldthwait

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

Shakes the Clown would be a better president than Trump

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

lol Grassley now bitching at the whip to make sure GOP committee members are all available to maintain a quorum

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

Democrats are appearing one at a time

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/31/politics/gorsuch-supreme-court-hardiman/index.html

this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends...not with a bang, but with reality show-style competitions for top government roles.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

Feinstein votes no.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

committee hearing has now ground to a total halt lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

Did I miss discussion of the press release re: Dana Boente?

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/1FxgTH5.jpg

, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

As somebody on the Chapo Discord mentioned, Ted Cruz read Green Eggs & Ham during one of his stunts; just have Bernie bust out Capitol Vol. I for a while.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

....... xp

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

that does not make me feel good

marcos, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

Xpost let us hope the ACLU infects more than is infected

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

that sounds weird but i more or less trust the ACLU more than anything

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Only 6 Dem votes against Elaine Chao:

Schumer
Merkley
Sanders
Gillibrand
Warren
Booker

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

wife of Mitch, y'know, and they like her hair

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Yeah, come on. Chao could sit through her confirmation hearing wordlessly snacking on a baby and breeze through without a hitch.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

(Not saying she would but the invitation's on the table.)

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

she's the least awful of the nominees, which is like saying Hestia is the least cool of the Olympians

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

I keep getting her confused with Wendy Gramm, she of the Enron Board of Directors

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

is this for real or just more fuckery

https://twitter.com/AubExpat/status/826453276468056065

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

It was apparently a cameraman.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

"sucks to be you, public schools in red states"

yeah, i feel like massachusetts could secede and probably be better off without any federal involvement, but this would be unfair to the dumb states. we still have to send them money to keep them going even though they hate us here. jesus told us to.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

every public statement from these clowns is a waste of our fucking time xp

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/JuliaAngwin/status/826496863406796801

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

clearly fake accounts made by ppl speculating

ciderpress, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

The blue check people look for tge blue check

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

“The way the Trump presidency is beginning it is safe to say it will end in calamity,” (John) Dean wrote. “It is almost a certainty. Even Republicans know this!”

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

Sad!

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

it's only going to end in calamity if he crosses his congressional allies - which will probably happen but when/how/why who the fuck knows

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

it will. bannon has had ryan in his sights for a long time now and I dont think he's just going to give that up now that they're currently in bed together.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/CharESilver/status/826447357105491968

, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

"now that they're currently in bed together."

i have a very vivid imagination and now i have to go wash my brain out...

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

Who's this John Sessions? What's the deal with that

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Hey, Paul baby... C'mere... (xp)

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2015-steve-bannon/img/bannon_lede.jpg

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

brb autocastrating

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

blahhhhh

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

he gives new meaning to the term white flight. run for the hills!

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

not that i have anything against right-wingers intimidating each other in their polling places. go for it. God is good. but those guys....blahhhh.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

i signed up for email updates from the white house to get a sense of what the fuckers are messaging and this just came through

Tonight at 8pm EST, we will be going LIVE on Facebook for President Trump to introduce his nominee for Supreme Court Justice.

You won't want to miss it!

Like @POTUS on Facebook and be sure to share with friends and family.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

next week on an all new celebrity apprentice--the end of american democracy!

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

steve bannon: a convincing case against white superiority

fucking look at him, he's like a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

The worst thing about that Bannon couch photo is that you know if he moves slightly you're going to see a ball dangling

joygoat, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

he wishes

nomar, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/826502902948716545/video/1

This exchange just broke my brain.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

the media is responsible for trump's tweets now

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

Bannon non-ban

jmm, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

Cool what other words can the press get chump to repeat

Xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

"i resign"

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

'i resign' would be nice

xp beaten to it!

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

It's not Turnip's fault that he suffers from whatever disease that is where you're unable to form thoughts or words of your own and can only mindlessly ape things you've heard other people say.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

if we get him to say his name backwards does he have to return to the hell dimension which spawned him

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

Pmurt

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

I hope there are still three or four talented investigative journalists digging around in what the intelligence agencies know about trump's putin connections. c'mon, Bezos and the WaPo, don't let the NYT scoop you.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

yeah I'm still wondering when the hell that stuff is going to be made public. it sounds like a number of people are sitting on a real bombshell that they can't say anything about b/c his last name isn't Clinton. seems almost a given that someone from the campaign was in contact with Russia at this point.

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

isn't there some shit the Congress learned where they were like if this get became public they'rd be riots

a (waterface), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

We've been over (and over) this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

sounds important though

a (waterface), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

yep that's the stuff. I wonder if it's what we've been suspecting all along or if there's more to the story. The whole thing is just so strange.

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

i heard @POTUS_secrets_ is going to drop a huge bombshell this friday at 3pm

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

Friend sent me this link, any thoughts?

https://medium.com/@jakefuentes/the-immigration-ban-is-a-headfake-and-were-falling-for-it-b8910e78f0c5#.k9of70z4q

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

investigative journalism can take time. not to be blissfully optimistic, but just because we haven't heard any major developments on russia since the golden shower allegations became widely-known (roughly three weeks ago?) doesn't mean nobody's working on them.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

sick of the 'headfake' article and those rogue white house twitters tbh

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

yes^^^

a (waterface), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

I don't feel the need to discuss Putin-Trump at length again. I just want some news org to pop that pustule and get all the pus into public view. Then we'd have more to talk about. Maybe the best legit reason to support the bigger newspapers atm is to give them more resources to cover the weekly three dozen new trump outrages without having to let go of long-developing stories.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

really don't think there's any deep scheming going on, they're just carrying out their agenda as quick as they can

ciderpress, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

headfake article's getting traction in my feed and idgi tbh. the executive order has super real, serious consequences right this very minute. if you or your family members fall into one of the affected groups there is nothing remotely headfakey or "distraction"-like about it. it's evil and racist and has to be stopped, and the resistance against it is 100% on point, plus bodes well for continuing to build coalitions against this presidency.

plus all the stuff he alleges is being overlooked during this crisis is.... getting widely circulated and discussed? like the same people sharing this article shared a bunch of stuff about bannon's position on the NSC over the last 24 hours. idk it just feels like your usual "this thing that doesn't affect me isn't the REAL issue... here's my eight-dimensional trump-is-a-dinosaur chess scenario because i know GAME THEORY" post dressed up in slightly different language.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

guys @POTUS_secrets_ seems pretty legit

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

doc casino otm

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

also the next article by the author that medium pushes at the bottom is a paean to ernest cline's ready player one, opening with an admission to you, dear reader, that jake fuentes was incapable of reading entire books until he discovered this badly-written nerd culture reference adventure

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

no, immigration ban is not a headfake. it is real and affects real people in very negative ways. it is stupid to use language (notice the word "fake" embedded in there?) that minimizes that seriousness. It is true that if enough injuries are dealt to democracy quickly enough then we may have to perform a kind of triage in determining which injuries to address first, but none of this if "fake".

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

what scares me more is the link dayo just shared. if Trump's branch is refusing to comply with the court order........who enforces contempt?

is it legit, i wonder, cos the only source I ca nfind are those tweets and a message board thread that cpoied them......

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

I don't agree with the article myself but my friend seemed to - just wasn't sure how to respond to him, but it's nice to read the thoughts on this board..

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3d-AU-UMAAnsVf.jpg:large

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

that would get me to watch cspan

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

agree with dumbness of headfake and agree with whatever the article was that i read that described it as "shock" governing. a la shock and awe. they want a big reaction to the shit they pull.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

it's difficult to give this administration too much credit, they seem to be evil and incompetent in equal measures. you'd think if they were trying to install a fascist regime they'd be a bit more subtle about it. people like Sessions would've likely coasted if Trump wasn't doing so many alarming things so quickly.

pushing things through as fast as possible seems like such a Trump thing to do, just as he re-watches and scrutinizes his interviews with the sound off, I imagine he doesn't care about how well-written or sensible these EOs are, only the image that he's getting stuff done. "Trump makes good on campaign promises" is exactly the headline he wants. same as the Carrier deal, he didn't care awful a deal it was, only that he's able to say "I'm already saving American jobs!"

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

but he wants to do bigly stuff. the biggest. stuff that makes his enemies go nuts. his will not be a subtle fascist regime.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Is this the first time Anonymous ever succeeded at doing something decent http://gothamist.com/2017/01/31/white_house_phone_numbers.php

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

which also means that the mistakes are gonna be yuuuuuge too. which is the scary part.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

Oh wait its not *that* Anonymous

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Isn't the "headfake" piece a recapitulation of the Yonatan Zunger piece "Trial Balloon for a Coup?" two days ago, also on Medium?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

tell your friend that the insidious thing about that "headfake" article is that it appeals to people's vanity, their sense that they are too smart and sophisticated to be 'fooled', and they are hip to what's 'really' happening, which automatically disengages them and distances them from any sense that this ban is wrong and dangerous, by rendering it as just a minor feint they can safely disregard.

the appropriate response isn't to be too cool to fall for it, but to move at once to strengthen the forces that will do the main resisting against trump's predations: sympathetic members of Congress, ACLU, CAIR, NAACP, etc., and to actively EXPRESS their dissent over each nasty, racist policy trump tries to pull off. that works. sitting back and waiting for the 'real' show to start is a fool's game.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

yeah it's just nonsense

a (waterface), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

aimless otm

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

With the exception of dire emergencies, the reactions need to stop. We already know what shit this admin is going to try to pull so everyone should be already actively working against their interests before they make a move.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Thanks Aimless

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

pretty sure Hitler had better than a 35% approval rating after 10 days

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

so no reactions to this from above (https://twitter.com/CharESilver/status/826447357105491968)?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

yes to aimless... that article inspires reactions like this, kind of all you need to know about it

"Goddamn…Realize this my friends. The Protests are good. But don’t let that be the end of it..you need to be vigilant in your every move and thought these days. Don’t think because we protest we have ‘done our part’ and we can pat ourselves on the back. Even if we have a few victories. This all plays directly into social engineering. There are people that are paid lots of money to study us and figure us out. While we toil away at our shit ass jobs every day to squelch together a living. They have been thinking ten..twenty..thirty chess moves ahead of society. They know the action/reaction game very well and often use our protests and emotions against us. We have to be smart as fuck. Sharp as tacks in these dire times. We could miss a beat and lose everything. Stay alert and pay attention. Don’t believe the rhetoric..even if it feels good. Analyze…and we will survive."

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

the reactions need to stop

You're never going to make full time activists out of more than a small percentage of the larger group of the generally politically aware. Like it or not, the vast majority of political action by ordinary citizens will be reactive, not reflective or planned.

Some fraction of them will be newly drawn into more committed activism, which is great! True activists learn to think strategically and get less caught up in the daily shocks and purely reactive aspects of it, but when "the reactions" include putting millions in the street most of whom have never marched or protested before, then I say such reactions are to be applauded.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

agreed. the protests need to keep happening and the calls need to continue every day until something gets done. there was a quote from a Republican Congressman (can't remember which one) who said he's been getting bombarded every single day. these people need it drilled into them how massively unpopular the President is and now mobilized people are prepared to get. I'm worried that the Trump administration might soften a bit and people will go, "eh, good enough"

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/alt_doj/status/826520690069164032

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

In the Times:

Despite the growing protests against President Trump’s executive action on refugees and other people from seven predominantly Muslim countries, relatively few members of his party have spoken out against the policy — a familiar pattern since the election. To date, no congressional Republicans have consistently resisted Mr. Trump or his agenda even though his approval ratings are already historically low for a new president.

Although some Republicans may fear a voter backlash in the midterm election, the greatest threat to re-election for most G.O.P. members of Congress is still a primary challenge. That’s what many legislators probably fear they will get if they oppose Mr. Trump, who is viewed overwhelmingly favorably among their partisan base, according to polling data.

And so on. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/upshot/republicans-have-one-big-incentive-to-stick-with-trump.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

so no reactions to this from above (https://twitter.com/CharESilver/status/826447357105491968)?

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 3:27 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hard to know what to make of this. for one thing i have no idea who this reporter is. secondly bumbling lower-level agents don't necessarily point to a top-down coordinated effort to ignore the courts

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

agreed, I'm getting burnt on all the "guys let's not get distracted by X when the real issue is Y" stuff. It's all real, it's all horrid, and the only sensible strategy is to oppose every bit of it. Now where you direct your individual attention and time is up to you.

xxposts

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/31/us/trump-lawsuits-travel-ban-conflicts-interest/

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

I agree w k3vin (I just know you were dying for my opinion) for the most part, hard to say what's going on there, seems more generally emblematic of the confusion and lack of communication involved w this order and w the DOJ/Atty Genl vacuum. If the acting acting Attny Genl comes out and says to not enforce the court order, that's obviously an order of magnitude different.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

thanks k3v/Shakes. i'm so freaked out I just think I need time away from the interwebs, except for two designated hours a day.

the CBP's official site claims to be complying with judicial orders, so it wouldn't be "open defiance" https://www.cbp.gov/border-security/protecting-nation-foreign-terrorist-entry-united-states

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

yeah Republicans are in kind of a shitty spot. I'm sure a lot of them want to speak up (and privately I would imagine nearly all of them think he's absolutely nuts) but being one of the first to do so is a big risk.

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

(Watches from the sidelines during Turnip's first televised executions of GOP enemies, thinks 'b-b-but my reelection!')

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

so no reactions to this from above (https://twitter.com/CharESilver/status/826447357105491968)?

It really seems like it will be standard at all levels (from government to workers) that some will not enforce policy that they disagree with, and that goes both ways.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

i would much rather this be Kim Davis shit than VIVA LE TRUMPE so

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

this is amusing:
https://twitter.com/AlliemalCNN/status/826537573971525633

this is strange:
https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/826536746011807744

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

"Here's Rudy," I think, not "Where's Rudy?"

Brad C., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

He says, "Where is Rudy?"

new noise, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

Robert Barnes
‏@scotusreporter
Sweet lord. @Arianedevogue reports both Gorsuch and Hardiman being brought to DC to build suspense

@dick_nixon
They called me vulgar for years.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

he's a carnival barker first and foremost this trump fellow

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

trump is gonna say 'you're hired' isn't he

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

I'm wondering if they actually didn't tell the contest winner yet, cause if I were the 2nd choice I prob wouldn't be thrilled to be part of the stunt

iatee, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

then fire a tshirt cannon into a crowd of screaming staffers

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

loser gets guillotined on live tv

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

Haven't we already determined that Trump generally needs or wears glasses when the cameras are not on? Maybe he could not see Rudy. Equally troubling at least is what appears to be him mistaking the person next to g him for Rudy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

Maybe bad vision is why he is afraid of stairs!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

Even Vince McMahon would have more taste and decorum in this situation

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

trump has actually been suffering from diabetic blindness since 1997

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

And the totally accurate inauguration crowd estimation.

Evan, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

we're through the looking-glass here people

(which ironically trump has not been able to use since 1997)

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

advisor begind SCOTUS finalist concept revealed

http://images.popmatters.com/news_art/w/wagner-network-splsh.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

i thought this, by sam kriss, about the inauguration and women's march, was really good:

https://theoutline.com/post/975/president-donald-trump-inauguration-protests-hope

(if u don't want to rehash the events of 10 days ago, i get it)

(also i have no idea what 'theoutline' is and can't easily find out more about it)

goole, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

It's Joshua Topolsky's new site he made after getting canned from Bloomberg

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

What it definitely is is the most annoyingly-designed site ever. Jesus.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

yes it's a bit over-herd-y if u get me

goole, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Speaking of which, we could use a new thread here before the gravity sucks this one down. Anyone want the honour?

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

wait till tomorrow

gr8080, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

^

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

one a month

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

advisor begind SCOTUS finalist concept revealed

I don't want to play butch boss with you people, but when I took over this country, it had the worst programming record in television history.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

we have dual freshly created contestant twitters

https://twitter.com/JusticeHardiman/

https://twitter.com/JusticeGorsuch/

Devilock, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

drat
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/826552947156905984

Devilock, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

temporary restraining order hearing in suit brought by WA AG scheduled for Friday at US District Court here in Seattle

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

Gorsuch and Hardiman being brought to DC to build suspense

https://morethansweetpotatoes.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/the-bachelor-rose-ceremony-game.jpg

Fake posts from a failing poster (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

advisor begind SCOTUS finalist concept revealed

I don't want to play butch boss with you people, but when I took over this country, it had the worst programming record in television history.

― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 5:05 PM (t

It'd wipe that fuckin' Disney right off the air!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

awww he cancelled his Milwaukee visit guess I won't have to go protest :/

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

@chronicle
News: Jerry Falwell Jr. will lead a federal task force on higher-ed policy, he said Tuesday: chroni.cl/2jsbRcZ

this is fine

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Well, he's schooled in telling fags and pregnant women to fuck off.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

his conclusions will somehow be that the USA needs more federally funded religious for profit colleges, no doubt

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

Done!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

He was offered Secretary Of Education iirc and said no.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

from Wikipedia:

In January 2017, Falwell was appointed by President Trump to chair a taskforce on reforms for the United States Department of Education.[10]. This further illustrated what a joke the United States has become.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

lol @ Christie slagging off Trump's aides. "Please godfather, gimme one more chance!"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

new series, no Efrem Zimbalist Jr

https://theintercept.com/series/the-fbis-secret-rules/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

and NT says it's Gorsuch btw

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/444437/neil-gorsuch-antonin-scalia-supreme-court-textualist-originalist-heir

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

kinda sad how either of these dudes are exponentially better picks than harriet fuckin miers

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Responding to Democratic filibuster warnings, Republican Sen. Bob Corker, of Tennessee quipped, "I've never heard of people filibustering someone before they know who it is. I mean it could be Merrick Garland."

uhh....

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

it could be Barack Obama

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

it could be the Iron Sheik

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

Ignore this, guys. Don't tweet about it, don't post about it. It IS a distraction. Deprive him.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

(I know, I know. People hate to hear that.)

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

the SC nominee is a distraction?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

p hard to becky lucas the President

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

the SC nominee is a distraction?

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 5:58 PM (forty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How the SC nominee is being rolled out, specifically.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

On rollerskates?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/34/73490410_081c8bbd7d_z.jpg?zz=1

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/317203-lawmaker-to-propose-abolishing-epa

I'm hoping this one would stall in the senate, right? But then Trump would just make it an EO

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

yeah Republicans are in kind of a shitty spot. I'm sure a lot of them want to speak up (and privately I would imagine nearly all of them think he's absolutely nuts) but being one of the first to do so is a big risk

They were in a good spot to denounce him three months ago when he could have been defeated. It is insane that these people think they won the presidency. Trump has never shown anything but contempt for the congressional Republicans.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)

I hope they are happy with frog nazi Bannon as the de facto president.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

They deserve all the ignominy they get once this charade falls apart. Hopefully it comes sooner rather than later.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

nothing about the SCOTUS rollout is a distraction. this is what it's all about

one thing that would be funny would be if the media scooped trump'a pick and he got mad and changed to the (slightly) more acceptable guy

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

the charade's going to fall apart? When?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:40 (eight years ago)

this is beautiful

letter from a fellow USFL owner to Trump in 1984

https://twitter.com/jeffpearlman/status/826572576545648640

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

xp any doomsday now

Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

LOL @ Trump right now, he's a fucking clown.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

Jike

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

Joke

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

Sorry to say it, but the USA is officially a laughing stock.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

Forget North Korea.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

Wish it were funny.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

"Please, Louise..."

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

I'm not there, so it is. (xp)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

wonder if gorsuch will manage to live up to the legend of his wonderful mother

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

He attended Harvard Law with former President Barack Obama. On Tuesday, Obama's former ethics czar, Norm Eisen, another classmate, tweeted: "Hearing rumors Trump's likely Supreme Court pick is Neil Gorsuch, my (and President Obama's!) 1991 Harvard Law classmate.If so, a great guy!"

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

Alberto Gonzales is on the NPR Trumpocalypse show right now, and this guy's OK with Fredo. (Gorsuch, not Moe Greene)

Legal affairs droner Jamie Floyd is going on at length how Gorsuch is "genteel, collegial" compared to his "fiery" crooked mother, which is why i don't give WNYC money any more.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/232856168-story

, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

so, wait, is this the first sane thing trump has done?

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:35 (eight years ago)

? are you an originalist, scott?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

I'm sure he means that he nominated Gorsuch to SCOTUS and not, say, Jared Kushner.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

yeah, i'm not saying that this judge isn't...whatever he is, but he's not like a total kook or something. i could see some Dems not hating him. he's not gonna get people rioting in the streets.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

at least when he votes to uphold the USA PATRIOT Acts (I & II et al) it'll be just like Obama's on the Court

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

he's not gonna get people rioting in the streets.

yeah, that's true. he is fucking terrible, though, and compared to what should have occurred - garland getting ready to celebrate his 1-year anniversary as a sitting supreme court justice - it's a shameful outrage. feelings of relief at his nomination are a sign of normalization of trump's terrible decisions

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

it is kinda shocking that trump actually picked somebody i could imagine almost any republican president picking, like an actual person with experience and a resume, instead of picking some wacko lobbyist who tweets a lot

otoh that is a pretty low bar to set; originalism is a p deranged legal philosophy

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

the guy's a fucking idiot nutjob???? JFC

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

what am I reading? where are you people receiving transmissions?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

originalism is a p deranged legal philosophy

mainly because it was devised to deliver a preordained result, not because it had any other merits to recommend it.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

I mean come on Norm Eisen is a meaningless nobody

this dude is a pro-religion psychopath

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

what do you expect man

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

TOMOBOT, why do you hate God

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

there are pro-religion psychopaths and there are pro-religion psychopaths.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

i mean there is no end to choose from there. and this guy ain't scalia-level satanic.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:06 (eight years ago)

k3vin I am reacting against the "this guy is practically a moderate choice" which is not the case
he's totally going to be scalia-level insane if he gets on the bench

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

he talks bonkers nonsense and his record is horrifying

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

feelings of relief at his nomination are a sign of normalization of trump's terrible decisions

― Karl Malone

this is very OTM, Gorsuch is a dangerous lunatic who only looks good when compared to even more dangerous lunatics.

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

That sounds pretty normal to me, relative to the GOP.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

none of this is normal

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

He is a conservative which is a step-up from the far right so-called "populist" bomb throwers who are running things in the white house rn

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

From what I can gather having known about this guy for like an hour

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:15 (eight years ago)

is he going to visit your office

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

is he going to bring God

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

anti-gay, pro-life, pro-corporate -- the ideal republican SC nominee!

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

don't want to look into anything? now you don't have to! here's the view from 30 billion feet

http://i.imgur.com/Qc49m5Y.png

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/31/us/politics/trump-supreme-court-nominee.html

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

clarence thomas way off in the wilderness, having spoken so little for so long that he is not unsure whether anyone else can understand him or if the language has evolved past his experience

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)

that he is unsure not not unsure you know what i mean

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

Sherrod Brown already issued a statement saying "Fuck, no."

Great comment on LGM:

I would love for one Democratic Senator to ask “Sir, is your name Merrick Garland? No? Thank you. I yield the remainder of my time.”

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

"Sir, why are you so fucking terrible?"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

also Morbs rage upthread actually v otm

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

i assume this was covered 400 posts ago but oh well

The Trump administration doubled down Tuesday on its commitment to transforming the nation’s border law enforcement, signaling that some of the temporary bans on travelers from seven predominantly Muslim countries are likely to be made permanent and elevating a deportations official to run the top immigration enforcement agency.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-trailguide-updates-1485885194-htmlstory.html

@ggreenwald
Virtually all "temporary" rights abridgments end up being permanent. The Patriot Act was "temporary" when enacted. It's now 16 years old.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:34 (eight years ago)

this is cheering https://twitter.com/blowticious/status/826582040472645633

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

ty, much needed

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

TOMOBOT, why do you hate God

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

failure to strike donald trump with a lightning bolt?

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

EYEhategod

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

no Tomo

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

Oh, Botpaws.

nickn, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)

pro-religion, the religion of professionals

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:38 (eight years ago)

how much does God make for a typical speaking engagement dya think

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

everything

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

the podium, the microphone, the audience, the seats, the roof, the floor

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

worth rereading now if you read it back in november http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2016/11/27/trump-realism-vs-moral-politics-choice-we-face/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

Tombot curious what you think if something like 10% of the federal civil servant workforce attrits in the next 12 months

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 04:01 (eight years ago)

er, think would happen. how much of an un-fillable reduction in force would it take for absurdities to start breaking out

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

tombot im sorry for my overcooked take re the civil service --- been a lil intemperate lately

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 04:03 (eight years ago)

I feel mostly anger. There are always things to be mad about in America, but Trump's rise was die to the willful ignorance of millions of voters and the crass opportunism of Republican leaders who should know better. Not that they ever stood for anything beyond crass opportunism, but I never thought they'd be reckless enough to help a madman they know nothing about grab the reins of power. This was all so avoidable.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)

well, it empirically was not avoidable, it was not avoided, we only live in this universe

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:25 (eight years ago)

It was avoidable by the GOP surrendering the election to Clinton, which they were never going to do, regardless of GOP candidate.

nickn, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:33 (eight years ago)

Sorry i thought this was the thread abt if we are terrified and how much

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:34 (eight years ago)

Well, it's Feb on the East coast, we can start an all-new Trump terror thread.

nickn, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:38 (eight years ago)

Xp Ppl keep saying that abt the repubs nickn but Trump only became the GOP nom by viciously insulting everyone in the party.It's still weird to me that they recognize him as one of theirs.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:39 (eight years ago)

Like I get that they'd alienate their base and they want their ppl on the supreme court and blah blah blah but in the end it feels shortsighted. I'd hope that if a character like Trump emerged on the Dem side the Dems would reject them.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:40 (eight years ago)

he'll give some shit response, but i just want one senator to ask him what his thoughts are on what the republicans did last year to merrick garland.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:05 (eight years ago)

Trump's America, February 2017: Autocratic for the People

keep the "party" going

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:12 (eight years ago)

I believe the average GOP pol is sucking up all his/her revulsion and realizing that's where the votes are. And there's also a little "well, it probably won't be that bad" and "well, if it is that bad it'll be over soon enough" and "well, it'll be horrible but at least I'll get some of my ideas implemented."

nickn, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:13 (eight years ago)

They're all such lowlifes

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 06:31 (eight years ago)

Heitkamp and Manchin's voting for Gorsuch would shock me.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 11:26 (eight years ago)

voting

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 11:26 (eight years ago)

NO, rather

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 11:26 (eight years ago)

EU and Mexico agree to accelerate trade talks

^^ A+ trolling

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 11:44 (eight years ago)

"good luck angle-saxmerica"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)

you libtard snowflakes gonna start a february thread or does it even matter what anyone said two days ago?

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

look up a few posts brother

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

Trump's America, February 2017: Autocratic for the People

stet, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)


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