Not really.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)
I agree with your sentiment. He doesn't deserve peace.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)
Ahhhhh
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/283/235/7e3.jpg
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)
Is this The Secret?
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)
I thought maybe the pressures of the job would take him from us but now I think maybe it will be the pressures of people constantly undermining his self-aggrandizement.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)
I feel like bookmarking this thread is only going to lead to occasional clicking + disappointment.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/egQTWTk.jpg
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)
?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)
Rest in Pee
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)
I'm bookmarking this thread for the day that it becomes a reality
― PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)
waiting for mordy to troll this thread with the dedication he brought to Thatcher dead!!!!
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)
plz don't joke about obstructing the move of the embassy and endless settlements
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)
No, it would need to be a non-American.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)
I can think of one obvious candidate.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)
fascists whove made death-wishers disappear s/d
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)
Trump henchman Roger Stone had a "close call" the other week with an "attempted assassination" (or probably food poisoning, if it even happened at all):
Roger Stone: I Was Poisoned!
If the long arm of 'Mitt Romney's adviser Dan Senor' can reach Stone, we can only expect he has the ability to lightly poison Trump in such a way that perfectly mimics a foodborne illness!
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)
shitgellosis
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)
hahahahaaa
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)
My favorite part was the insinuation that Mitt Romney ordered the hit.
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)
didn't know where to post this comment, but man trump's skin looks fucking terrible for a non smoker.
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)
mix of uv rays and dha will do that to a person
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)
it's weather-damaged naugahyde
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
he also eats like a child that is allowed to choose its every meal
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)
He eats at Trump Grill every night, best restaurant in Midtown and he would know because he eats there every night.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)
I hate fake news. Or did you mean rip Donald Trump? In that case, yes, let's do it!
― it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)
He looks like he rips easily. That skin's like a Fruit Roll-Up.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
he is made of toilet paper
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)
Scotts though, not Charmin Ultra Soft
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)
Of course it's Scotts, lest we ever forget these rapturous words:
Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud,The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod!With purpose and strength he came down from his towerTo snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power.Now the cry has gone up with a cheer from the crowd:"Come out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!"
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 08:18 (eight years ago)
I can see the future, and in the future somebody turns all this into a tragic narrative of a failed attempt at redemption, too late in life, by a Mr. Potter type asshole who stomps on people all the way to the top, then decides he'll make up for it by becoming a populist leader, and rides it all the way to the WH, with little interior scenes during the campaign in which he and his family realize he's got encroaching dementia, his faculties fading each day, and his road paved with the best intentions terminates with the destruction of the nation and people he sought to embetter with the genius that he wasted in his youth. It ends, of course, and as all good stories should, with a homage to The Black Hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFv9ZRAqG1s
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)
Of course this fictional retelling of sympathetic Mr. Drumpf from Drumpfstown leaves out all the violent misogyny and racist incitement to violence that got him where he is on present-day Earth, because gross, who wants to see that.
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)
seriously though when this does actually happen how exciting is that going to be for people
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)
Such a tragedy when he fell face-first onto that running table saw, RIP.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
yeah they saw's owners had to put the table saw into a museum, and then blow past their gofundme goals by x1000 in order to buy a new one
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)
the new back porch took an extra week to complete
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)
fwiw fred trump lived until 93
also his middle name was 'christ' wtf
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)
Yes but did Fred Christ harbor similar contempt for basic nutritional recommendations?
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)
probably not, but he also didn't have access to that sweet white house healthcare that will likely keep the fruit of his loins alive far past his natural expiry date
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)
(although if you told me donald had died in 1988 and his bloated corpse had been shambling around powered by natural gas, spite, and hair products ever since i'd be hard-pressed to make a case against it)
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)
spite as a power source is really overdue for its moment in the climate solutions spotlight
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)
Yes, which ilxor gets to troll for big yuks like Mordy did on the Thatcher's Dead thread?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
bags
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)
I actually can see Mordy stepping up to the plate again tbh.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)
I forgot how long the please temp-ban Mordy from the Thatcher Is Dead thread thread got. Good lord
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 January 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)
great days
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/30/politics/donald-trump-fitness-dover-sole/index.html
"You really have to start slowly. It's not realistic to just revamp your diet overnight," said Drayer, who suggested adding more fruit and cruciferous vegetables, such as broccoli or Brussels sprouts, would make the President feel full even as he consumed fewer calories. "It wouldn't take much for him to just make a few key changes, like that steak or the burger. That could be the deficit right there."
― j., Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)
stop helping him
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)
yeah I suggest someone show him every episode of Man vs. Food and then tell him Adam Richmond called him a precious little snowflake who could never ever surpass any of his eating challenges, let alone all of them.
― evol j, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)
Let the man eat whatever he wants. It's his body, his health, his life. I have a problem with what he does as POTUS, not with the garbage he puts in his stomach.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)
I happen to care very much about the relative odds of him triggering a coronary embolism.
― evol j, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)
still not exercising!
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:52 (seven years ago)
This is not an issue. He is the healthiest person ever elected President, his Doctor said so.
― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)
No collagen whatsoever.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)
*whistling*
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
Autopsy reveals that the missing server was lodged in his colon the whole time.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
Once they fully irrigate that mess his once-bloated cadaver is gonna flatten out like a used condom.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:55 (six years ago)
xpost So, did he eat it, or ... ?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
yeah he died. ilx is just not super interested in this story so there haven't been many posts yet.
― treeship., Monday, 18 November 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
I meant did he literally eat it, the server in his colon. I mean, I know he's dead.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:07 (six years ago)
weird the media's not covering this story. I feel like Trump used to be big news.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 18 November 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
You're half right: he's big, but not news. I heard they're going to have to bury him in a piano.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
Soros and Hillary smuggled it in overnight to the last place anyone ever would want to look.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 November 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
The calls were coming from inside the arse the whole time!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
One of Hitchens’ final best lines was re: Falwell: “if you gave him an enema, you could bury the remains in a matchbox”
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 18 November 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
*cough cough*
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 02:08 (five years ago)
RIP colossal D
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 02:40 (five years ago)
He deserves a diarrhea death tho
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 02:41 (five years ago)
Why not both?
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 02:51 (five years ago)
How about choking to death on a double cheeseburger
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 03:16 (five years ago)
it needs to happen on the toilet but also live on TV
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 04:28 (five years ago)
helluva fireside chat
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 04:43 (five years ago)
What about choking, but being rescued so violently it causes an internal bleed, adding 10-15 minutes to the process?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 08:39 (five years ago)
down for whatever
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 11:00 (five years ago)
Asked Pelosi if she thinks Trump should be tested after his interactions with Doug Collins and Matt Gaetz. Pelosi: “Tested for what?”me: coronavirusPelosi: “Oh, I thought he should be tested for a long time now.”And she walked off— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 9, 2020
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:45 (five years ago)
Ya as que en tell heeeeemm
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:46 (five years ago)
All the inner cabinet have been exposed to Coronavirus so far haven't they. Some of them by the President and vice.So nobody had to actually talk t into going and sucking up all the covid19. He did taht all by himself.Story about somebody with a golden ticket to a rally now being in intensive care over it or somethingto that effect I heard earlier. Meaning that a lot of the GOP senate are self isolating..& t isn't watching who he's shaking hands with. Lovely. Will be great if some of the over 67 yos who get winnowed out by this are those scum, will be considerably less good if it's anybody a lot less ignorant.
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:50 (five years ago)
Trump dying of this would be some Greek tragedy-level irony
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:06 (five years ago)
a bit on the nose but i'd be fine with it
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:10 (five years ago)
Trump getting the best health care to survive this is Greek comedy-level
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:12 (five years ago)
If he kicked they'd just Weekend at Bernie's his ass until the election was over, then if he won announce his passing and shift Pence into position.
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 02:04 (five years ago)
as great as it would be if he got Coronavirus there's a 0% chance we'd actually find out about it, much like the heart attack he definitely had a few months ago
― frogbs, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:43 (five years ago)
OTOH one of the things 45 is well-known for is his massive germ phobia.
― santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:49 (five years ago)
What I have warned against for years is the sense that if Trump is beaten—if—then you have slayed the dragon. I’m hearing a lot of that everywhere.— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 11, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 20:40 (five years ago)
That's all the mainline Democrats have - this guy's bad, if we replace him everything will be comfy and fine again.
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
We need to find the final boss behind him
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:50 (five years ago)
https://t.co/rCe534NbNl pic.twitter.com/67dKnK7nru— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 12, 2020
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:54 (five years ago)
Okay....phooooo
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:59 (five years ago)
I take it the Mulvaney / Meadows transition isn't going smoothly.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:05 (five years ago)
Was just thinking, when he finally does go 6ft under, can you imagine the queue of people waiting to dance on his grave? They could sell tickets. It would be like Disneyland.
― BrianB, Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:15 (five years ago)
so what happened with this? Did someone write the speech and no one looked at it? Or did he completely not read it correctly? Constantly doubling down on the incompetence of this admin.
― Yerac, Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:18 (five years ago)
Coronavirus is the next president
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:54 (five years ago)
a weird* thing abt the uncorroborated trump rumour thread is that his evidently being more or less blind (and too vain to wear glasses) was nowhere mentioned
*sinister
― mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 14:09 (five years ago)
wow ableist much
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 14:13 (five years ago)
he did look at the eclipse
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 March 2020 14:14 (five years ago)
Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro and one of his aides - both of whom met with Trump at Mar-a-Lago five days ago - have tested positive for coronavirus.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:16 (five years ago)
i saw confirmation on the aide but not on Bolsonaro
― akm, Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:24 (five years ago)
given all the people he's come in contact with recently there's a pretty decent chance he's got this now right? like it's definitely not a pipe dream anymore
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
they're not gonna tell us either way unless he's incapacitated
― ciderpress, Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:38 (five years ago)
and he's doubling down on holding rallies going forward. hooray!
― akm, Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:39 (five years ago)
Rick Scott in self-quarantine.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:41 (five years ago)
glad he's gonna get to join Melania in the afterlife very soon
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:42 (five years ago)
critical support for anti-GOP activist Donald Trump
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES7l2n3WAAEXRUU?format=jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:09 (five years ago)
Is that real?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:10 (five years ago)
― ciderpress, Thursday, March 12, 2020 7:38 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Misread this as decapitated and nodded approvingly.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:10 (five years ago)
We'd all be able to tell if he were de-assitated.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:11 (five years ago)
xxxp
ahh that first publicity pic from The Boys From Brazil remake.
― calzino, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:11 (five years ago)
probably not real, i grabbed it off a twitter account quite uninterested in civic responsibility or facts or any of that (not mine)
― mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:20 (five years ago)
That Bolsinaro photo probably dates from last February.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 12 March 2020 22:55 (five years ago)
Bolsinaro Bolsonaro. But Bolsonaro works for me too.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 12 March 2020 22:56 (five years ago)
how large will the headline font be if trump tests postive
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 March 2020 22:58 (five years ago)
New York Post: TRUMP'S CORONA BONA
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 March 2020 23:00 (five years ago)
lol thank you
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 March 2020 23:03 (five years ago)
https://politics.theonion.com/i-have-coronavirus-and-i-am-dead-says-trump-furtherin-1842318188
― rob, Saturday, 14 March 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
He’s broken. pic.twitter.com/uU0RTmimyP— Ken Olin (@kenolin1) March 18, 2020
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Thursday, 19 March 2020 11:53 (five years ago)
Come friendly bombs etc.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 19 March 2020 11:57 (five years ago)
thoughts and prayers
― Pierre Delecto, Friday, 2 October 2020 22:02 (five years ago)
donald j trump has died
― ciderpress, Friday, 2 October 2020 22:03 (five years ago)
RIP
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 2 October 2020 22:07 (five years ago)
Pierre! Don't ever leave us again!
― (show hidden tics) (WmC), Friday, 2 October 2020 22:07 (five years ago)
as Biden might say, stop the monkeyshines
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 22:27 (five years ago)
if this happens, shakey had better return
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 22:35 (five years ago)
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 5 October 2020 06:14 (five years ago)
he's fucking dead!!
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:39 (four years ago)
not really.
:(
Don't do that.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:39 (four years ago)
you heard it here first
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:40 (four years ago)
but that's because it hadn't really happened.
he is going to die, though
Guys I just heard KM is going to beat up Trump today at recess
― Evan, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:43 (four years ago)
nope, that's tomorrow. today's recess is for ted cruz
*cracks knuckles*
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:56 (four years ago)
He's dead to me
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:57 (four years ago)
i feel like i'm about 30 years away from being clint eastwood yelling at the chair
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:58 (four years ago)
When I open a thread expecting DT to be actually died OR the triumphant return of Shakey Mo Collier.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:59 (four years ago)
The ancient prophecies speak of the return of Shakey as a harbinger of the death of Trump, so either you're not wrong.
― biz markie post malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 19:59 (four years ago)
ahem: Bump This Thread When One-Term President Dornald Orenthal Trump Dies
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (four years ago)
truly he was the son of god
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Sunday, 27 March 2022 08:54 (three years ago)
wow tim heidecker really ripped off shakey's terrible unfunny stupid bad bit
― na (NA), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (three years ago)
(died badly) is still making me laugh pretty hard though
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:26 (three years ago)
also I think that joke makes more sense on "the bastion of free speech" that is Twitter than ILX
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:32 (three years ago)
we're the only true bastion of free speech left
― symsymsym, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:57 (three years ago)
fp'd u 4 that
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:12 (three years ago)
can't spell free speech without fp
― symsymsym, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:22 (three years ago)
If he just fuckin dropped dead today, how sweet that would be
― bible fumes (stevie), Friday, 4 November 2022 09:33 (three years ago)
Prince is dead, why should Trump still be alive?
That's how I know there is no god
RIP DonaldMaryanne Trump Barry
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 18:44 (two years ago)
Lend me your ears
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:15 (one year ago)
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:20 (one year ago)
its like missing the broad side of the barn
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:21 (one year ago)
Wriggle
― Evan, Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:49 (one year ago)
Wriggle yr ears
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 July 2024 23:55 (one year ago)
Vincent van Gogh still made a lot of great paintings with only one ear, so maybe Donald can still function too, only time will tell
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:16 (one year ago)
ODDS CHECK ON GARY LINEKER SLY WINK TO CAMERA SAYING “YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR SHOT”’ WHEN KANE MISSES A FIRST HALF PENALTY PLS LADSBROOKR @Ladbrokes 🙏— TONY BELL (@altgazza) July 14, 2024
― you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:43 (one year ago)
man, the script writers for this alternate timeline we've been in for about 10 years now were on fire, weren't they
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 07:54 (one year ago)
the way this all results in an epic photo with the fist and the flag and shit... how convenient.
― StanM, Sunday, 14 July 2024 08:53 (one year ago)
can't help wishing the shot had made his maga cap spin and fly off his head cartoonishly
― nashwan, Sunday, 14 July 2024 11:49 (one year ago)
Or his head spin and fly off his shoulders cartoonishly, as a preferential option
― hooray for harold shipman (Matt #2), Sunday, 14 July 2024 11:59 (one year ago)
― a based robot like Bender (stevie), Sunday, 14 July 2024 19:29 (one year ago)
Either that or Newman really has his number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwC1HDaw6s8
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 06:47 (one year ago)
of course i've had it in the ear before
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 07:05 (one year ago)
what would have happened
― symsymsym, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 00:15 (one year ago)
*taps mic*
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:22 (one year ago)
hahahaha
― WmC, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:23 (one year ago)
Might happen
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 September 2024 02:26 (one year ago)
At least eventually.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 04:22 (one year ago)
Send Her Back! Send Her Back!
#getabrainmoran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7HZGb0ssgQ
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 September 2024 17:19 (one year ago)
https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/462066616_849367090674676_8727777330876109322_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=1k_QAXvV-C4Q7kNvgEvKl1R&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&_nc_gid=AywCet1HB-OHOK93-SB5nPQ&oh=00_AYBWY9UndU_QxrMQAT-np7c5QXtmHr6kto_cOAKUXvRXXQ&oe=67064E5F
― scott seward, Friday, 4 October 2024 23:54 (one year ago)
yuck.
Not too surprising
― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2024 23:55 (one year ago)
*checks watch*
― famous instagram dog (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:57 (one year ago)
good revive
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:06 (one year ago)
― famous instagram dog (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:52 (one year ago)
another term as prez oughta finish the old buggar off
― this train don't carry no wankers (doo rag), Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:49 (one year ago)
At some point he'll browbeat the Secret Service into taking the plexiglas shields down. We just need to be patient and vigilant.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 7 November 2024 00:56 (one year ago)
I'm hoping whatever the cause, it takes out Vance as well.
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 7 November 2024 04:22 (one year ago)