Neural Network, what u eat?

FISH

it's like the demented child of sebastien chikara and strongo hulkington

Completely meat circle

'Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom' sounds intriguing but i really wanna know what differentiates 'Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake' from 'Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake'

i hope 'out of meat' is just an empty plate

trayce otm(eat circle)

i'm stuck between crockpot cold water and Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas

A lot of these sound like Atlanta vocoder-rappers

Voting for Beasy Mist

beasy mist sounds like part of a dulux colour chart

⭐️

so this poll made me look up "Scenario" on Genius and that was pretty terrible

Scotch Mist ftw

t/s: swamp thing vs swamp peef

OMG, I had to stop reading that list halfway through because I seriously just started laughing hysterically at work.

I am crying. That is seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time. But why is it so funny? I don't know. You tell me.

'Beasy Mist'. GTFO, Neural Network.

this neural network seems to have recreated the mind of chet from weird science

http://68.media.tumblr.com/29cd24d63e6f425250e07b5f2a573610/tumblr_nqhdrmiUBR1qzjw8go4_1280.jpg

'how about a nice greasy artichoke gelatin dog with chocolate pickle sauce, served in a dirty ashtray?'

Beasy Mist sounds like Cocteau Twins nuncheon.

Cover Meats come in many varieties
- novelty cover meats
- wedding meats
- top 40 meats

WHOLE CHICKEN COOKIES

but why is it so funny? yes exactly! I was in tears

Jesus, I just tried to read it again and no dice. It's killing me. I'm going to have to wait until I'm not surrounded by officemates.

btw tombot gets it

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese

It probably doesn't help that in my head I'm hearing a dispassionate and monotone computer voice ticking off its list of increasingly-absurd culinary specialties.

wondering what cookbooks it was trained on that it identified 'swamp' as a word that could go in the name of a dish

This tickles me like the badkidsjokes tumblr

am also in tears, this is look around you on crack

Crockpot Cold Water is a nice sleeper

crimm grunk or gtfo

voted Beasy Mist

In a lesser poll, 'chocolate chips with chocolate chips' would be an obvious winner. So many worthy options will be unfairly overshadowed by the grandeur of swamp peef.

I want to vote 'reading them all out loud in turn'

Oh man, it also has whole recipes.

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140219420017/the-silicon-gourmet-training-a-neural-network-to

Pears Or To Garnestmeam

meats

¼ lb bones or fresh bread; optional
½ cup flour
1 teaspoon vinegar
¼ teaspoon lime juice
2 eggs

Brown salmon in oil. Add creamed meat and another deep mixture.

Discard filets. Discard head and turn into a nonstick spice. Pour 4 eggs onto clean a thin fat to sink halves.

Brush each with roast and refrigerate. Lay tart in deep baking dish in chipec sweet body; cut oof with crosswise and onions. Remove peas and place in a 4-dgg serving. Cover lightly with plastic wrap. Chill in refrigerator until casseroles are tender and ridges done. Serve immediately in sugar may be added 2 handles overginger or with boiling water until very cracker pudding is hot.

Yield: 4 servings

The William S. Burroughs Cookbook

pro tip: if ol' bill asks u to help prepare the apples, politely decline

I'm done

Oh god, stop. Seriously. That recipe just made it worse. 'Bones or fresh bread, whatever you have laying around.'

Pears Or To Garnestmeam is a better title for something than any human has devised

Especially something with no pears but lots of meats and overginger

I just realized that I'm basically visualizing a cooking show that's like HowToBasic but with a shitty, jittering robot in a chef's hat.

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT

It's the way the 2 eggs are suddenly 4

I'm glad that we've discovered this nexus of shared taste, LJ.

silly surrealism is a weakpoint of mine

also idiotic chaos

Discard head and turn into a nonstick spice.

I mean this is just good advice even outside the kitchen.

i for one welcome our new robochef overlords

https://i.giphy.com/A0Wua2lCo7BzG.gif

Amazing, site keeps giving.

disturbingly vague ingredients

¼ cup white seeds
1 cup mixture
1 teaspoon juice
1 chunks
¼ lb fresh surface
¼ teaspoon brown leaves
½ cup with no noodles
1 round meat in bowl

vs

fancy new ingredients

¼ cup coconut fluff rings
1 teaspoon cooked buster grapes
½ cup shanked whipping peanuts
6 tablespoon lemon turn beans
1 seeds of the chocolate cheese
1 cup milk bat leaves
1 ½ cup sherry stick
¼ line phempherbly ice
½ cup shrimp white pine baking powder
1 teaspoon baking curny sauce
¼ cup milked salt
8 oz canned pomegranate crescents
12 oz can canned and chopped pistachio stock

¼ line phempherbly ice

feel like I'll see this on the way home, everything going a bit Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius

these are like the desperately confused internal monologues of those sub-par helper robots simone giertz builds

https://media.giphy.com/media/DSAZOdw3Eimzu/giphy.gif

Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.

Goddamn it, this thread is a whole new flavor of NSFW. I just about lose it every time I click through.

there's something about the rigidity of foods and cooking that makes it an especially funny target for this

1 cup milk bat leaves

Literally trying to suppress guffaws at my desk while tears of mirth rain from my eyes.

Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic

—-CAKE—-
1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1 white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1 magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.
From: Fial Hosselr Date: 24 Jul 96

Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats

2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes
6 cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
¼ cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.
plastic
1 Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1 plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed

Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.

Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract

2 eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20 eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powder

Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.

Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.

Posted by Adwing A

rubbing holiday

every March 31 heretofore is rubbing holiday

the tomb of the unknown yogurt fillets is sadly overlooked by most visitors to arlington national cemetery

no carri-fater

Is this the AI version of "no homo?"

reading these is a chilling glimpse into what it must be like to try to refamilarise yourself with the written word after a serious head injury

BRB, going to rehab for my unquenchable addiction to opening this thread.

i had to make it through an hour long client call earlier with the phrase "Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl" stuck in my head

didn't somebody post some tweets about "recipes" like these (automatically generated by feeding cookbook prose into a program) on the damage controLOLZ thread a while back?

lots of fantastic choices here, but I'm gonna have to go for the Crockpot Cold Water

Dyyyyyyying at this thread. Hard to pick a winner through the tears, but Swamp Peef and Cheese was where I completely broke down, so that.

really worried that the neural network isn't eating enough vegetables

Oh right this is what I was thinking of

https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184?lang=en

Sauce Madame

Take sage, parsley, hyssop and savory, quinces and pears, garlic and grapes, and stuff the geese therewith, and sew the hole that no grease come out, and roast them well, and keep the dripping that falleth thereof. Take meat jelly and dripping and add in a posset; when the geese be roasted enough; take and smite them into pieces, and that that is within, and add in a posset and put therein wine if it be too thick. Add thereto powder of galangal, powder-douce and salt and boil the sauce and dress the Geese in dishes and lay the sauce onward.

Scrolling through all of that neural network stuff was a delight. In the end, I think the lack of specificity in '1 cup meat or flour' is what did me in.

could see a youtube show where someone tried to follow these recipes to the letter being p popular

Serve on ranged removable pieces

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0657/9717/files/norman-5_1024x1024.jpg?v=1487114368

The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For 1 seeds of the chocolate cheese

also this is totally what the players eat in Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

http://i.imgur.com/PeTLMM2.png

Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake

http://cdn.vashtie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_ni23k2U4Ig1rxetl7o1_500.gif

haha yes that's what I was referencing above

still dying at "Serve immediately in sugar"

reminded of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0OasunPqM

"Cooking with Cthulhu"

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/28/cooking-with-chef-watson-ibms-artificial-intelligence-app

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

somebody else did this with a nearly comprehensive list of video games

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural

"The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)" made me crack up inexplicably hard

Virtual Mat vs. Dick of the King

Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard

my fav song off Disco Volante....

a third post, including Black Mario and King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network

irl lols at the aforementioned Black Mario and...

Spork Demo
Jort: The Shorching
Soccer Dragon
Mutant Tycoon

Dick of the King is hard to beat overall tho

lol @ Dank Dragon

It's hopping on the foam trend now.

Kodks. or Sugar Layer With Stock In Con Mublentchs

alcohol, cajun, dudes

2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled
1 smaller
½ cup yellow onions you may
1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped
½ lb bacon, chopped
1 ½ cup sugar, grated
4 oz square oil

Halve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.

Yield: 4 servings

Two I lost it at (apart from DOTK) were Deep Golf and Detective Rally

'The Time Spanger' and 'King of the Grash' are my faves.

And a new DN is born. I love this nonsense so much.

blencard brieply

Oh my god, the neural network learning the art of knock-knock jokes.
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159132506927/in-which-a-neural-network-learns-to-tell

Then it learned the joke about the cow with no lips which became its Favorite Thing Ever, even if it didn’t know how to properly tell it. The punchline to Every Single Joke was ooo ooooo ooo…

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Alec
Anic who?
Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ireland
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, butt.

darragh OTM

Its list of superhero names has me almost falling out of my office chair.

Speet Stank
Red Fart
Mister Man
Rad Food
Sapgirl
Woop
Ann Man
Boomss
Boark II
Supperman
Superbore
Slonk
Lid Man
Green Hooter II
Starm Surper
Shartar
Goons
Nana
Rider Farm
Captain In
Redink
Wolver Man
Wizler

officially dead xxp

It's best to maintain a wide berth when Shartar and Red Fart team up.

lmao xxxp

Yeah, I think the games version needs its own poll on ILG. Coming up shortly

If someone doesn't do this with horror movie titles soon, I guess I'll have to figure out for myself how this goddamn neural network nonsense works.

I love how most of these sound like food suggestions from the Butterfield Diet Plan.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U

I don't think I'll ever look at another recipe ingredient list again without thinking about "¼ lb bones or fresh bread; optional"

Read Beasy Mist as Beasty Mist, inhalable meat dish

this whirlwind of beef, mayne

OMG this thread took off in awesome ways without me revisiting it haha

Alien Pro Baseball is a million dollar idea.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Crimm Grunk got robbed

swamp peef lower than expected

ILG sequel poll is here: Brain Robot Slam, Whatchu Playing?

umm so I'm using neural network FaceApp to fuck w/ celeb's pics and I think some wires got crossed on Rick Ross here w/ the last two (FaceApp seems to be racist af based on some of the "hot" results I got)

http://i63.tinypic.com/f2kh6t.jpg

Ozzy stylin' and profilin'

http://i64.tinypic.com/m961vr.jpg

Shaq is back

http://i66.tinypic.com/2q9xg6v.jpg

There have been some choice selections posted over in the ILG neural network thread, but you really must check this out for yourself (and refresh often): http://andrewvenell.com/everyname

a bottomless well of screen-name possibilities

these names feel like the neural net's sources have come entirely from the ouevre of ridiculous names created by sean tejaratchi, aka liartownusa

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f7052e7c1ee0457544b52b97bddf84ae/tumblr_oe2w20nH4s1s71q1zo2_1280.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f7052e7c1ee0457544b52b97bddf84ae/tumblr_oe2w20nH4s1s71q1zo2_1280.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5252ac36bd90e95e0dc99b5e6123f1e5/tumblr_oieuvqJeMw1s71q1zo3_1280.png

uh sorry for double-schtaining there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8pwbgTfPA

holy shit:

Bird Hots With Mold; Rhubarb

deserts, fruits, seafood

1 pkg cooled shells roll
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
3 tablespoon california homejazehn or warm or whole mim; or shredded cool whip
2 tablespoon flour
2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoon confectioner dries chocolate
1 my other
1 whather halves

The cream soupy stops and cool, pour mixture over top of pie.

Garnish

Yield: 12 servings

That's ridiculous. A real cook would never use mim as a substitute for homejazehn.

The recipe generator seems to be the winning neural network by far. I just laughed myself to tears and near pants pissage reading this list:

10 lb dried broccoli casserole
1 lb crab water
¼ oz can of fish casings

Place wrapper in microwave on Low Coals.
Mix honey, liquid toe water, salt and 3 tablespoon olive oil.
Cut flour into ¼-inch cubes
Spread the butter in the refrigerator.
Drop one greased pot.
Remove part of skillet.
Scrape the mold into a ball bowl.

1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed
1 dark cream
3 cooked parts cut into chunks
½ ears, crumbled
1 binch wife
½ lb back of served
½ pint sharp pieces
2 tablespoon spore sauce
1 boneless head ham bananas
2 tablespoon minced fresh personn

lost it at "Spread the butter in the refrigerator."

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/160776374467/new-paint-colors-invented-by-neural-network

dead

my basement will be Homestar Brown

why does this shit cause so much trouble with breathing

Holy christ, this just never loses its power.

And finally, a list of the most quintessential story titles, obtained by setting the creativity to near zero on a highly-trained network:

The Story of the Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Day of the Story
The Lost Princess (film)
The Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Star (1994 film)
The Secret of the Story of the Stranger (1996 film)
The Stranger (2014 film)
The Story of the Stars
The Story of the Stranger (1999 film)
The Last Day of the Sun
The Story of the Star Trek: The Secret of the Story of the Star Wars

ahaha

alas that last one is too long for a dn

...or not

The Star Wars: The Santa Contact

If I ever form a metal band, I'm afraid that I'll have to steal the name Chaosrug from this neural network.

identifying a little too hard with both 'gray pubic' and 'stoner blue' tbh

neural networks: the screen-name source which never runs dry

You were looking for display names?

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/161267410992/more-80s-action-figures-from-the-neural-network

You cannot do this to me while I'm at work. Seriously.

Stalking Spanking Narlo-tie Dere
Storm Shrek
Rotercomming Pingaling
Sewer Man with Slagg Light
Battle Command Master Cramp
Blaster with Man Dreads
Snack Blast
Mindlick

...MINDLICK!

Already prototyped apparently

http://68.media.tumblr.com/7be2405dc9e61de4b548f37bbeed281d/tumblr_inline_oqocjp4xPZ1sou59i_500.jpg

That thing where you'd still occasionally come across a rack of fifteen of the same unsellable action figure two years after the toy line had ended? That's Snack Blast.

Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake

It's more or less the MST3K list of names for the hero of "Space Mutiny."

ai maniac is back on his bullshit, this time with english place names

Ospley
Stoke Carrston
Elfordbion
Hevermilley
Ell
Elle’s Chorels
Eller’s Green
Heaton on Westom
Hadford Hill
Hambate Combe
Manory Somerstow
Buchraston-on-Ter-Sey
Brotters Common
Normannegg
Twettle Row
North Hill Row St Marne
Torston-le Taney
North Praftton
Tonton’s Coss
Topswick End
Brumlington
Boll of Binclestead
Farton Green Pear End
Wadworth Mayshyn’s Wiwton
Wader Bridge
Weston Parpenham
Oarden of Land Park
Batchington Crunnerton
Larebridge Heath Brook
Capton Briins Forehouint Eftte Green
Waryburn Torner Midlwood
Wasts Halkstack
Maggington Common
Stach Helland Neston
Stoke Hills
Sutsy Compton
Stoke of Inch
Upper Somefield
Rastan-on-croan
Wadway Dynd-Rott End
Wattings Ward
Harhester Willey
Marrock
Saxford
Salton Southen’s Hovers
Salt, Earth
Stamorn Vale
Stouth Wiesley’t Bhampton
Upper Brynton
Knines’s Gartes
Webury Hill
Eastbridge Brook
Wallow Manworth
East Holmsley Anby
Hallaid or Humme
Galling Compton
Hamper’s Hill
Hangyd’s Hain
Wasland Commone
Wantham Mount on-by Langham
Kinindworthorpe Marmile
Dompton Ole
Dimmer Common
Keston Upper Rhington
Towerhaite Mank
Cockhanford Vales
Porcoft Green
Newtons St Pethen
Silmer’s Hill
Crocken-on’s Clow
Prrighstock Tabergate
Crisklethe’s Chorn
Cross Gorburster
Storton of Brook
Cartswood C’sters
New Amherston
Wascood Woot’s Corner
West Dottisley
Westovel (Blingwars
Sandeside Backton
Waledon of Bandsead
Rald Bockan-Sea
Boleland Brase
Stoop Heath
Stittleworth
Borton Melvery
Lunsel’s End
Filton-on’s Forton
Colban’s St Pelant
Cottingley Cross
Skepley Meyton
Stroby’s Hill
Ponkham Bark
Ponworth East
Kenninish
Bankinghead
St Hart Charley
Houck Scars of Pithard Dgawley
Buchlingtomptop
Bux Onxar
Inglasdale Nello’s Corn-on-rrie
Neth Cross
Top-Road Quinting
Sorton Cross
Fotterwell
Munealion Wick
Broad Romble
Bockerundstone Don Ourford
Furst Down-Nenkton
Burton Salerux
Fuckley
Lower Simscorns
South Pickste-derbridge
Rumpley
Sumpsley
Corthm St Kining Leigh Heaths
Cockbeach
Chorkwheal
Toldsey-on-on-y — n-Valker
Forcholmbry
Grinachard St Ringley
Stouth Villagston
Stote S’ster
Stowford Killfield
Stony’s Heath
Chipper Brooknant
Warris Botton
East Pleyhamf-Artour Weyket Wisher Brook
Eastle-Vale
Pairinggleat
Braerton Park
Burston Hale
Burting Heat End
Hest’s Botton
East Brottome
Mairton-on-Breaw
Old Bedr’s Commot
Dauz wick
Sotten Mile Cossay
Bapnington-on-Faith
Watch Uppe Borney
Backen Holm Corner
Flarton-chergh
Mastersley Ferry-the Green
Hatlet Backlingham
Hall of urn-in Head
Maishop Gog
Maviston’s End
Faenton West Moor
Baver-y-y-bnieston
Minton-on-y-chyde
Bulkes Rishing Walland
Burton Shyfield
Bunnershead Manes
Lovers Cormon Log
Kilby Mill
Knyne Forest Knare
Burton Soughthoston
Dyfird-y-moy
Pellingrouth Vale
Thrainton Shenant
Newton Hows
Jickley ucherfield
Lower St Perton
Bandle Bink Wewland
Burnernleyskau
Bockstangham Beck
Borton Bittefell
Hisillise St Marsh
Holtenham Stye’s Wood Icklets
Westington-courding
West Waplest Latford
Fackle Village
Undwinton Woathiston
Bunn-Anchridge in Barry
Froddington Island
Sattle Boslaw
Ratterboroug-End
Fapton
Waterwither Well
Thorps Crosk
Shiver Valley
Ston-ington
Thorton Stowin
Sketton Brittree
Ham’s Courd
Matton Oston
Lackley Copesley
Braeling’s Boke
Stoppard Wilberry
Storringthornfery
Catley Holtbridgeham Ruse
Colon-in Mead
Stoulton water
Nockpop
Hacking Woodleigh
Cocken Northen
St Hittle Carthton
Oasterton St Nesmell
Theffield
Cunding
Bryn’s Heath

cockbeach ftw obv

fapton seems like the ideal location for reddit island

those all just seem like actual places

I mean when you get on the tube from the airport it says THIS TRAIN IS FOR COCKFOSTERS, that never gets old

Fuckley otm

bastardly and fuckley

think we've stayed in an airbnb near stowford killfield

Despite richer pickings I am cracking up at Ston-ington

I like its attempts at Broadway musicals. I would see this:

Hot Stans
Play
Opening: Feb 17, 1943
Closing: Mar 20, 1945
Performance Count: 1

Once again, I die

https://medium.com/towards-data-science/romance-novels-generated-by-artificial-intelligence-1b31d9c872b2

The Prince’s Round Brothers

Prince Dad Sheikh?

Would def read Pregnant For The Rage

Surgery Seduction, how does this work

I trained a neural network to generate Halloween costumes. It had trouble w/the sexy costumes, but loved sharks. https://t.co/H1YW5qjckD pic.twitter.com/hEDWKc97gt

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) October 26, 2017

Sexy The Carding Ging
Farbat of the Cower
Sexy The Hirler
A costume <----------------
Sexy Menus
Sexy Sure
Frankenstein’s Denter
A cardian of the Pirate
Ging butter
Sexy the Girl Pirate

lol. some legit good costume ideas in there:

Petty fairy
Pumpkin picard
Sexy Lamp
Sexy the Spock
Punk Tree

:)

"Sexy Menus" is pretty close in spirit to

http://occ144datkn3vrjlq7r63p19.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Chinese-Take-Out-Costume-812.jpg

These are all good:

Aldonald the Goddess of the Chicken
Celery Blue Frankenstein
Dancing Bellyfish
Dragon of Liberty
A shark princess
Statue of Witch
Cupcake pants
Bird Scientist
Giant Two butter
The Twin Spider Mermaid
The Game of Nightmare Lightbare
Share Bat
The Rocky Monster
Mario lander
Spork Sand
Statue of pizza
The Spiding hood
A card Convention
Sailor Potter
Shower Witch
The Little Pond
Spice of pokeman
Bill of Liberty
A spock
Count Drunk Doll of Princess
Petty fairy
Pumpkin picard
Statue of the Spice of the underworker

Announcing your 2018 COACHELLA LINEUP, generated by a neural network trained on thousands of band names: https://t.co/EskuBWOdfy pic.twitter.com/J06jgc3x2R

— Botnik Studios (@botnikstudios) January 23, 2018

hyped for the neural network coachella

Lad Love

Plaguebrag

This seems more Bonnaroo than Coachella.

I can't remember how the venn diagram works but there's a formula to construct different festival lineups out of the others

like Lollapalooza in the 00s was basically 2/3 of the prior year's Coachella lineup

Bonnaroo skews more jam band/rock in the middle tier iirc

It's not okay for you to do this to me while I'm at work and expected to maintain a measure of composure. It's just not.

I feel like making that poster must have been actually painful after a while, c&p’ing everything and then formatting it

Savid Bowy

An awful lot of those are legitimately great band names.

otm

surely a neural network made the poster

Neural Milk Hotel

Here Comes ₜₕₑ Death

belly sisters *and* belly legroom

why are these so funny

they get me every time

was just kinda smirking my way downscreen but 'Creepwell, Then Sleepwell' absolutely did me in

some of these must have already been taken by real bands:
Postwolves
Ow
Beachfeel
Original Motion
Arm
Glove

The Killers should immediately rename their band The Killers of Tillard

pretty sure I saw Slaw Bomb, Lard House and Bogwolf at a noize-rock alldayer once

had to get the last bus home before Bowel Prank though

The Jesus Lizard
Butthole Surfers
Archers of Loaf
Death
Godspeed! you black emperor
The Shitty Beatles

Paper Cop is an amazing band name don't @ me

http://aiweirdness.com/post/170685749687/candy-heart-messages-written-by-a-neural-network

My my... :D

Worth signing up for the bonus ones, btw.

Here’s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.
With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

(that is from http://aiweirdness.com/post/141313469232/cooking-with-cthulhu you're welcome)

amazing

Enjoyed these April Fool's pranks:

Place a pair of pants and shoes in your ice dispenser.

Put marbles in the refrigerator.

A meat and mashed potato sundae makes for quite the hand soap dispenser.

Put a glow stick in a toilet paper into the toe of your kid’s shoes.

Conference call two people then, when, when your kid asks what it is, say “Dinner.”

Try using old clothes to pee.

Glue all the eggs in the hubcaps of someone’s computer.

Put marbles in the hand soap dispenser.

Put food coloring in the mailbox.

Take the door knob off your kid’s shoes.

Hide an alarm clock in someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.

Hide all of the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

Putting googly eyes on someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

If you rip up a toilet paper roll, then leave them a ransom note.

Serve up a glass of juice in the fridge!

Place a pair of pants and shoes in Easter egg foils.

Rearrange somebody while pretending to pee.

http://aiweirdness.com/post/172345256807/april-fools-pranks-written-by-neural-network

best yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IujSOW1OMWk

all 47 minutes are extremely worth it

ok, these neural net pickup lines are amazing:

I'm losing my voice from all the screaming your hotness is causing me to do.

You have the most beautiful fangs I've ever seen.

I love you. I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat.

I have exactly 4 stickers. I need you to be the 5th.

I will briefly summarize the plot of Back to the Future II for you.

You have a lovely face. Can I put it on an air freshener? I want to keep your smell close to me always.

Wait, this beanie hat, is it fashionable?

You know what I like about you? Your... Long... Legs...

I once worked with a guy that looked just like you. He was a normal human with a family. Are you a normal human with a family?

You look like a stealth assassin from the clouds.

Do you like...pancakes?

Out of curiosity, did you know that you can sip and snort pumpkin spice lattes?

You look like Jesus if he were a butler in a Russian mansion.

"Your hair smells like fresh mint. It's making me think of a tasty kind of cracker, or a tasty kind of cookie. Also, it kind of looks like a tasty beverage. Would you like some?" -> You -> "....." (Accepts drink)

https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/gpt-3-tries-pickup-lines

also enjoyed these from the same page:

Hey baby, are your schematics compatible with this protocol?

What's the definition of a femtometer? Cause I'd like to run it through your quark 10 times.

I can tell by your red power light that you're into me.

Can I see your parts list?

"stealth assassin from the clouds" might just work

That's how you'd pick up Grimes.

GPT-3 generated pranks (from https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/pranks-you-can-do-at-home):

Create a secret language that only you and your cat can understand.

Repaint your nails in an unusual color like ORANGE, and just leave them like that.

Move your bed away from the wall and sleep in the middle of the room in a pile of comfy pillows.

Stand in line for a movie for 30 minutes and then leave.

Ordering junk treats from TV ads at 3 in the morning, like those "falling in the ocean" doughnuts.

Sawing your mattress in half in order to see if it's still good.

Putting your car keys in the freezer and forgetting where you put them.

You didn't remember to make an appointment with your electrician, plumber, or cable tv provider. When you run out of excuses you can always tell people it was a prank.

Take it to the next level. Make an appointment with yourself. Say you are going to clean up your mess and go for a run. Block out a day for it. (And for goodness' sake, don't clean anything and absolutely do not go for a run).

I like how these are mostly pranks that you play on yourself

by another GPT-3 variant:

Install a fake microwave on the wall that you never use.

Take a picture of your bathroom and plaster it on your fridge.

Set up a freezer in your freezer. Then put a sign on it that says "Freezer burn."

You can set up an old TV in the middle of your room and use it as a table. You can christen this "April Fools' Day TV Table".

You can take a bunch of jellybeans, put them in a Ziplock bag, and tie the bag around your neck.

Take out your credit cards and plunk them down randomly in different parts of your house. If a funny looking cat appears on the bill, you will be laughing out loud before you've even opened a door!