"Just another day in paradise, okay?" April 2017 President Trump and oppo dump thread

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softie (silby), Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

from old thread, a look forward:

from this piece qualmsley posted in the russia trump poll thread - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/31/the-political-walls-are-closing-in-on-donald-trump.html

Even if he survives, Trump’s leadership in Washington is in tatters. The Freedom Caucus doesn’t fear him. What’s left of the Republican moderates don’t respect him. The Democrats will have nothing to do with him. And his fair weather friend, Paul Ryan, is a disaster as speaker of the House who is fighting harder for tax cuts for the top one percent than for anything in the Trump campaign agenda and making enemies of the Breitbartians in the process.

there are people who didn't see this all coming! fuck those people.

― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, April 1, 2017 7:13 AM

sleeve, Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

huh little uptick in his approval rating. maybe just cold forgetting to sign those EOs yesterday

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

it must really suck to have a fair weather friend fighting harder for tax cuts for the top one percent. how will he survive?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Judge says Trump incited violence at Kentucky campaign rally

A federal judge in Kentucky is allowing a lawsuit by three protesters assaulted at a Donald Trump campaign rally last March to move forward, agreeing with the plaintiffs that Trump's call from the podium for his supporters to "get 'em out of here" incited rally-goers to physically attack them.

The three protesters have sued Trump for incitement, vicarious liability, negligence, gross negligence, and recklessness.

The opinion, from U.S. District Judge David J. Hale of the Western District of Kentucky, denied most of Trump's motion to dismiss the charges, saying that his angry demand for the removal of the protesters was "particularly reckless."

He cites testimony from one of the assailants—a known member of a white nationalist group—saying he began shoving the young African American woman protester after hearing Trump's call to "get them out."

Though Trump's lawyers argue his words were protected speech under the First Amendment, the court disagreed. "It is plausible that Trump’s direction to 'get ’em out of here' advocated the use of force," Judge Hale wrote. "It was an order, an instruction, a command...Trump’s statement at least implicitly encouraged the use of violence or lawless action.”

The judge did not agree, however, that Trump should be held "vicariously liable" for his supporters' physical assault. Hale noted that the men who attacked the protesters were not employed by the Trump campaign and were not under his direct control during the rally.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Don't overthink smaller than margin or error moves from single polling companies.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

I'm glad no one mentions Louise mensch except to laugh at her here. let's have a no more links to The Independent rule on this new thread too.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

Still not sure which news sources are considered "OK" here tbh w/y'all
Like I do like The Intercept, but there's nothing but contempt for Greenwald here

Nhex, Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Louise Mensch doesn't know who Theodore Herzl is

flappy bird, Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Theodor*

but still

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/18/louise-mensch-theodor-herzl-zionist-twitter_n_5688177.html

flappy bird, Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

I can't say I value Greenwald as much as I did, say, 12 years ago, but the writing of Scahill & Biddle is still quite worthwhile

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Sunday, 2 April 2017 05:49 (eight years ago)

THis sounds crazy, but all too typical of the current regime
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-repeals-regulation-wage-theft_us_58d9408ee4b03692bea814c9
Is it true that this repeal means that no law along the lines of the repealed one can therefore be passed in future.
Was hoping that whatever damage caused at the moment would be correctable when/if things returned to sanity.
THough the environmental ones might damage the balance in nature, not sure what the labour related ones would mean.

Stevolende, Sunday, 2 April 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

Don't overthink smaller than margin or error moves from single polling companies.

this should be the thread title tbh

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 2 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

HELENA – While Montana’s U.S. House race is one of only two special congressional elections nationwide that could be competitive, national Democratic or left-leaning groups so far have shown little interest in putting money into it.

With just eight weeks left until the May 25 election, no national group has bought broadcast ads on behalf of Democrat Rob Quist, the musician-songwriter and first-time candidate running for the open seat against Republican Greg Gianforte and Libertarian Mark Wicks.

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) – the main national party group dedicated to helping Democratic U.S. House candidates – doesn’t mention the race on its website and didn’t return several messages left by MTN News.

It has also has made no independent expenditures on the race.

http://www.ktvh.com/2017/03/quist-doesnt-have-much-support-from-national-dems

curmudgeon, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

Samantha Bee was making a point about the lack of support or at least voting on the Democratic side a couple of weeks back. Was that over the L.A. Mayor?
Would be ridiculous if this current regime were to continue beyond the point it could be stopped because of apathy on the opposing side. But since taht was one contributing factor to begin with, one would hope that any of this regime would be enough of a warning.

Stevolende, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

one of the most disheartening things about the election to me was how many people I know who didn't vote. everybody's excuse was that, since we live in california, it really didn't matter

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

They were correct tbh

Οὖτις, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

yeah I guess, but I was kind of disgusted by the apathy

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

what was also dismaying to me was how many people, even people who would never consider voting for trump, completely bought into all the bullshit smears of clinton as an excuse to stay away from the polls

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

it's been really hard for me to get over my anger about all of this

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

fake news! "Those who oppose the new president’s reckless and heartless agenda must make their voices heard."

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-ed-our-dishonest-president/

failing LA times! exterminate! benghazi! exterminate!!

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

They were correct tbh

People in DC line up to vote all the time. People vote in Guam.

We should fine people for not exercising the franchise imho

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

I agree

Οὖτις, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

Given what the USA is like, fining people for not voting would probably raise a lot of revenue.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

Given what the USA is like, instituting a fine for not voting would stir up a lot of support for repealing voting rights altogether.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

ballz

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

we should have a lottery every midterm and federal election -- no taxes for the rest of your life for the lucky winners -- and they should be national holidays, nobody works, school off, too

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

and they should be national holidays, nobody works, school off, too

yep

if they actually wanted people to vote, they would make election day a federal holiday

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

Everything should be good and nothing should be bad, that's just my opinion

sleepingbag, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

we should have a lottery every midterm and federal election

I've thought this for a long time. You don't even have to say "no taxes" -- I think one $50,000 purse and 10 $10,000 consolation prizes would be enough.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

Voting is comically easy in Washington State, I get a ballot in the mail to fill out at my leisure and can put it in the mail or drop it at a box downtown to save a stamp.

I'm not looking forward to moving back to Michigan where I'll have to make an effort to go out and stand in line to vote on a Tuesday; then again my presidential vote will actually matter now.

joygoat, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

yeah, I'm surprised how little absentee voting there is in so many states.

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

The LA election mentioned upthread was 4 weeks ago. Turnout was 12%.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

I've thought this for a long time. You don't even have to say "no taxes" -- I think one $50,000 purse and 10 0,000 consolation prizes would be enough.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra),

I wonder how many religious voters would stop because they're agin' gambling.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

We have compulsory voting in Australia. The fine if you don't vote is only $20, and even that's easy enough to get out of (just say you were travelling or something), but it's enough to get turnouts of over 90%.

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

how are you surviving under that tyranny? i mean, they're basically forcing you to vote! you are a free person floating through the world on a cloud of personal expression, and these altruism-worshipping government overlords force you to document your opinion on elected leaders or pay a small penalty? you should get a gun

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Well I can't get a gun, because our freedom-hating government has made that pretty much impossible!

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

i am so sorry. i can't imagine what it must be like to not be able to kill someone

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

One thing I've never understood about US elections, and would be a serious disincentive to vote for me, are these gigantic queues where people wait hours and hours to vote. I've voted in plenty of different places in Australia, including densely populated inner city areas, and I've never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. Why is it so hard in the US? The other thing is why have your elections on Tuesday, when everyone's at work? We have ours on Saturday.

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

as far as I can tell it's predominantly a phenomenon in certain states, those under republican control, who are actively trying to suppress the vote, because more people voting is bad news for them!

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

Keep bars open and put voting machines inside. Nobody gets served until they vote imo.

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

as for tuesday voting, yeah idgi

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)

it's not a mystery, imo - they want fewer people to vote

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:31 (eight years ago)

I thought we had established that this had something to do with rural folk not traveling on Sundays

fine ppl all u want if we can all vote by mail like in Oregon

sleeve, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:35 (eight years ago)

I've voted in plenty of different places in Australia, including densely populated inner city areas, and I've never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. Why is it so hard in the US?

I’ve had to queue ten minutes or more in a densely populated area in the first hour of voting. And I was an election officer last year, and we ended up with 20+ minutes wait by the end of the day, and had to stop handing out out-of-region ballots to clear the queue. But I also voted early at a school, and that took zero queuing at all.

The other thing is why have your elections on Tuesday, when everyone's at work? We have ours on Saturday.

Despite the above, this is legit insane for a country that prides itself on democracy.

The important incentive that Australia does offer to people to get out of bed and go queue is the opportunity to get a hot snag and a squirt of sauce in your face, obv.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

There was a more-than-ten-minute queue behind me when I voted in 2013, in the Australian Consulate in San Francisco. But that’s because only two people could have ballot papers at once, and I vote below the line. I imagine US polling places would be burnt to the ground if people had to number that many boxes.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

insane for a country that prides itself on democracy.

Also 2013: I nearly got beaten up in a gay bar in Philadelphia on July 3rd for suggesting that democracy was founded in Greece, not Philly

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

It's all down to the democracy sausage. 95% turnout in-out-sausage.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

Also 2013: I nearly got beaten up in a gay bar in Philadelphia on July 3rd for suggesting that democracy was founded in Greece, anything not Philly

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

Well I might have exaggerated slightly on the 5-minute wait, but I doubt I've ever waited more than 15 mins to vote. I've also voted in the UK in British elections as I'm a dual citizen, and I don't remember any crazy waits there either.

I do wonder why more countries don't have compulsory voting. Ticking a few boxes once every few years is hardly onerous. It makes the vote more representative and it also means huge resources don't need to be wasted on getting out the vote.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

Manditory voting sounds like hell. Why would anyone want a forced march of the most ignorant/disinterested/low-information people into the voting booths?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

And knowing that you have to vote makes people more likely to actually be engaged with politics, aware of policies, cast votes according to principles, etc. (And if you really don't care, just go into the booth and donkey.)

Admittedly this also works better in a system where you have more than two functional choices in a federal election.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

x-post but relevant!

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

Our idiot voters are more likely to just draw a C&B on the ballot than vote for a Trump.

I'll grant you Clive Palmer, but wouldn't you prefer an elected millionaire tweeting sad poems about how he misses cheeseburgers?

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

i vote no to forced voting

was always relieved late in life when Mom told me she wasn't voting

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

So the argument is optional voting weeds out the people you wouldn't want voting anyway? Worked so well in the last presidential election

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

Actually I think it works the other way round. Compulsory voting shifts things to the centre and away from the extremes. We have Donald Trump type politicians in Australia but they poll 10-15% of the vote, not 48% or whatever Trump got.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

white house photographer, it's still kind of a job?

http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/2/15140892/trump-white-house-photographer-shealah-craighead-vs-pete-souza-obama

there's a subtext to this that just seems to infest the entire administration - just winging it, whatever seems like it mostly works, resulsts!!! - so basically everything about how our government runs is now the macrocosm of shit like this amazing moment, whatever's supposed to be going on here

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8261591/17157745_1278383738897730_4999235804013350519_o.jpg

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/848702920128438272

Jared Kushner is in Iraq right now, a senior administration official confirms.

Can he stay there?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

ppl who don't vote wd vote the way people who do vote vote, studies have shown

thought we all caught that one

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:27 (eight years ago)

tee hee Gerson's bit in the Post is merciless

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trumps-failing-presidency-has-the-gop-in-a-free-fall/2017/03/30/e0882d62-1581-11e7-ada0-1489b735b3a3_story.html

Heading into last year’s election, Republicans knew that this problem — the tea party predicament, the Freedom Caucus conundrum, the Boehner bog — had to be dealt with. The GOP needed a large and capable leader who could either unite the whole party (at least temporarily) with a bold, conservative vision, or peel off some centrist Democratic support with innovative policy. They needed an above-average president.

What they got is unimaginably distant from any of these goals. They got a leader who is empty — devoid of even moderately detailed preferences and incapable of using policy details in the course of political persuasion.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)

ppl who don't vote wd vote the way people who do vote vote, studies have shown

again a) if you make more people vote, you get more people thinking about their votes, and especially b) I don't think you can show studies that indicate this wrt preferential voting and proportional representation? bcz if we're fantasising about electoral reform improving the US anyway

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

if you make more people vote, you get more people thinking about their votes

[citation needed]

salthigh, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

regardless, mandatory voting would draw more minority voters into the fold, which would be bad news for republicans.

According to the Center for American Progress, “poll closures and limited voting hours disproportionately affect black voters”. And looking at early voting data, they found that trend was particularly noticeable in North Carolina, where there were 158 fewer early polling places in counties with large black communities and African American voter participation was down 16%.

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

Our idiot voters are more likely to just draw a C&B on the ballot than vote for a Trump.

surely this would be correctly interpreted by the courts as a vote for Trump tho

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 3 April 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

i have no data to support this but i don't think the slackers who didn't vote would have gone for trump

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

he was the exhausting prospect, the weird one

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

make the voting day a national holiday imo, it works very well in France.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

while I am initially horrified by the idea of entering voters into a lottery system, I have decided the time for principles is over and whatever pisses off and attenuates the right wing is something we should do

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

We have compulsory voting in Australia. The fine if you don't vote is only $20

Nope, its $75 - I know I just got fined for not voting in the fricking local council elections of all things haha :(

But yeah, make voting day a saturday and have BBQs like we do. Make it fun (ish)!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 April 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

i'm p much 100 percent in favor of mandatory voting. the idea of "low-information voters" ruining our election seems like a moot point after the last election, and making it illegal not to vote (and therefore presumably illegal to interfere with people voting) seems like the only thing that could effectively end the republicans' war on voting.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 04:57 (eight years ago)

i know it's hard, but imagine it actually being worse. you can't force people to be informed and i don't buy that the people too lazy/disinterested to go vote now are suddenly going to find the energy to be better informed for something they're not inclined to do in the first place. you're going to have a lot of people just getting it over with and checking off whatever name they recognize. probably the incumbent, or failing that, any professional wrestler that happen to have thrown his/her hat in the ring.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:08 (eight years ago)

That "fine old American tradition" of letting all fifty states fuck around with having their own voting and elections standards means nationwide mandatory voting will NEVER HAPPEN. As in NOT EVER. Also known as NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:16 (eight years ago)

Wait so even with the system you do have, you dont have a consistent method of placing the votes/who supervises the count etc? Dont you have like a dept of voting or something akin to our Electoral Comission??

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:28 (eight years ago)

I mean we have state and local elections as well as federal, but theres very consistent and very carefully supervised methods. (and it is very simple! Paper forms and pencils, no crappy hackable computers or weird mechanical items)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:29 (eight years ago)

you dont have a consistent method of placing the votes/who supervises the count etc?

You nailed it!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:34 (eight years ago)

best to remember that the US has very strong state's rights w/r/t/ most policy, and any unifying national policy is a huge uphill battle. just to take part of my field, for example, the National Electrical Code is currently being adopted in various stages by all 50 different states, some have 2014 code but some don't.

to conclude, the US is a ridiculous patchwork of regulations. Not all the states even keep the same time! Voting laws are totally different state-to-state, just look at the insanely complex primary/caucus processes!

and yeah Aimless is otm for all these reasons. best we can hope for is to adopt vote-by-mail in more states, fight gerrymandering, and push back on voter-exclusion tactics.

sleeve, Monday, 3 April 2017 05:37 (eight years ago)

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb119/Celtic_12557/nec-map_zpsd53a570f.gif

sleeve, Monday, 3 April 2017 05:38 (eight years ago)

http://whatzhotandnot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/vote-or-die.jpg

example (crüt), Monday, 3 April 2017 06:24 (eight years ago)

you're going to have a lot of people just getting it over with and checking off whatever name they recognize.

Thermo otmfm

keep finding back-of-envelope ways to make things perfect in time for Chelsea tho

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 06:32 (eight years ago)

Yeah, to hell with Dems fighting for voting rights. It's all a sham to help Chelsea Clinton. There's nobody anywhere in the US who is being targeted by voting rights laws, right? They're just lazy, that is all.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 06:36 (eight years ago)

Is there any problem in the US where a Clinton isn't the real villain, Morbs?

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 06:40 (eight years ago)

most of the ppl who are genuinely too lazy/ignorant/disinclined to vote will just pay the $20 fine and not vote

meanwhile, we'll have all the ppl currently being prevented from voting by reactionary, racist republicans + all the ppl who are reasonably well-informed but are "too busy to vote" etc back in our elections

this sounds like a pretty good deal to me, but admittedly it doesn't do anything to STOP HILLARY (AND CHELSEA) which i gather some ppl believe is still the most pressing issue of our day

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 06:46 (eight years ago)

The people that don't turn out for voting are not necessarily the uneducated.

Lots of people recognise "Whoever wins, it will make no difference to my life" so they vote on the basis of who else needs what's on offer and who should get that support. The rich? The poor? Minorities? At that point, there's a whole bunch who will say whatever, its not worth the trip out and their lives will be more enriched if they don't go off and vote but mow the lawn instead.

Mark G, Monday, 3 April 2017 06:48 (eight years ago)

All I can say is that compulsory voting works pretty well in Australia and there is no serious opposition to it. I don't think I've even read so much as an op ed piece saying it should be abolished; it's just part of the electoral furniture at this stage. The obligation it places on people is pretty tiny.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 06:52 (eight years ago)

If you make voting compulsory you have to provide everyone a reasonable chance of actually being able to cast a vote, otherwise you get sued. Similar to the health insurance mandate. This would cost states and/or the fed govt approximately Big Bucks and a massive overhaul of the entire system, for the better in every way (weekend voting, relaxation of ID requirements, etc) but our country has demonstrated that it's incapable of doing big things anymore so, you know, how many angels can fit on the head of a pin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 April 2017 06:53 (eight years ago)

you can vote over an extended time period by mail in most states, right?... lemme guess, the problem is... disenfranchises transients ?

sleepingbag, Monday, 3 April 2017 07:02 (eight years ago)

i don't know, ianal, but i imagine that to survive court challenges you'd need every state to have uniform procedures and you know, good luck w/that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 April 2017 07:24 (eight years ago)

Mandatory voting will still be subject to "prove you haven't already voted", though - the bullshit won't go away as long as it has a hook to hang on.

My understanding of Australia is that most people are pretty happy and carefree, and there's always one person who cares enough for everything, who cares entirely too much - this understanding come to me from Neighbours and Home & Away, which I have only just now reconsidered as pro-suffrage propaganda.

(this is not my actual understanding of Australia, calm down sic)

That saiiiid, while I am fond of a lot of Australians, didn't you have Trump's John the Baptist as your previous Prime Minister?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 April 2017 07:36 (eight years ago)

good mourning!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 10:18 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

I think you could sell mandatory voting to republicans if you promised not to stop their voter suppression efforts, so they can make it hard as possible for minorities to vote, then shake em down for fines/prison labour

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/848857910297980928

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

Never really seen what the problem was with getting the questions early. Thought that was just better research since the end result is just to make a coherent argument rather than know a single factual answer.
& am surprised by the epistemology of somebody getting stuck on that. But that is a weird epistemology anyway, & not sure it's coherent at the best of times.

Stevolende, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:42 (eight years ago)

Just asking!

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:44 (eight years ago)

Yeah, it's strange that people (our president) seem to think she got the answers to the debate questions, as if there are correct answers

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:46 (eight years ago)

I think you could sell mandatory voting to republicans if you promised not to stop their voter suppression efforts, so they can make it hard as possible for minorities to vote, then shake em down for fines/prison labour

I'm glad someone made this argument. We already have so many things that criminalize both poverty and being not-white. We don't need more of them.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

Also, that information was released through Podesta hacks. So he is still pushing Russian intel.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

mandatory voting will never happen, and tbh instituting it while we still vote on tuesdays w/o a holiday would end up penalizing all the working folks that feel like they can't skip out to vote right now

move all elections to saturday. this is something that could be advocated for at the state level as well as at the federal level, and would probably get bipartisan support as it appears to be pretty innocuous and common-sensical on the face

(nb that probably also means that it might not be terribly effective at increasing voter turnout, esp since many service-economy voters are still working saturday, but it would at least be a step in the right direction. like, i can't see many downsides)

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)

Surely the problem with the debate questions was that it gave Hillary an unfair advantage over Bernie, no?

Position Position, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

The tweet is about 'answers'.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

"True or False: Lead was found in the water in Flint, MI"

http://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/img/editorial/2016/11/08/104090081-still.600x400.jpg

Evan, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

xpost: sure, but I was responding to: "Never really seen what the problem was with getting the questions early"

Position Position, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

Feels so good to know that the pettiest person of whom I have any personal awareness is still the president. Feels reeeeeeeal good.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

trump tweeting about dumb stuff is good, shows how unfocused and incompetent they are

marcos, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

personally i think it would be great if we are sitting here in 2019 and he is still tweeting about hillary and the debate

marcos, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

if he's still in office there is a 100% chance he will be

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

(this is not my actual understanding of Australia, calm down sic)

I'm that person that cares entirely too much

tbf to our right-wing overlords, they quickly realised Abbott was such a swivel-eyed loon that they knifed him three days short of his second anniversary, and replaced him with someone literally the entire party and voters hate instead

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

esp since many service-economy voters are still working saturday

And would probably have to work on a federal holiday too!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

xpost: sure, but I was responding to: "Never really seen what the problem was with getting the questions early"

― Position Position, 3. april 2017 16:41 (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, sorry ;)

But yeah, the assumption was that telling Clinton a debate in Flint would have a question about Flint fatally undermined the Sanders campaign. Which is nonsense, but it was kinda stupid thing to do anyway.

Frederik B, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

it's a symptom of the panic/entitlement of the ClintonIncDNC operation

one drop in a large bucket

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

yeah but c'mon that is not why Trump keeps circling back to it

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

so is benedict donald going to hire tiffany? it's kind of bullshit he hasn't yet, if you ask me

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

trump doesn't remember tiffany exists most of the time tbf

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

he still seems to have it out for Marla Maples and by extension Tiffany

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

imagine being the child donald trump is embarrassed by - what a horrifying psychic burden to carry every day

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/tomkludt/status/848920136623030272

Take it easy, Bill Shine

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

an eagles where everyone is don or glenn, what a fucking nightmare

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

well, yeah

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

And guitar player Joe Walsh is replaced by deranged former congressman Joe Walsh

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

So Trump has seriously spent the last 3 hours watching FOX News? What does the President do anyway?

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

ilx is perhaps the only place on the internet where that tweet could spawn a heated 1000-post debate over which member of fox personnel corresponds to which member of the eagles

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

So Trump has seriously spent the last 3 hours watching FOX News? What does the President do anyway?

you just answered your own question

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

(calling shoe smith as timothy b. schmidt btw)

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

btw the "@FBI" in his latest tweet is hilarious to me

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

uh, shep smith xp to self

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

btw the "@FBI" in his latest tweet is hilarious to me

if only there was some way the president of the united states could easily reach the federal bureau of investigation

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

spain is a fake country! "Alexander Torshin, deputy governor of the Central Bank of Russia and investigated in Spain for money laundering, has infiltrated the US president’s circle."

http://elpais.com/elpais/2017/03/31/inenglish/1490984556_409827.amp.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

Prez at -16 on Rasmussen poll, including now 58% that voted disapprove

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

all is going according to trump's 6D-chess plan

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

Feinstein and Bennet finally both publicly on-board for filibuster of Gorsuch

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

scott adams just simultaneously microwaved three bags of popcorn in celebration

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

Hm:

White House lawyers last month learned that the former national security adviser Susan Rice requested the identities of U.S. persons in raw intelligence reports on dozens of occasions that connect to the Donald Trump transition and campaign, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.

The pattern of Rice's requests was discovered in a National Security Council review of the government's policy on "unmasking" the identities of individuals in the U.S. who are not targets of electronic eavesdropping, but whose communications are collected incidentally. Normally those names are redacted from summaries of monitored conversations and appear in reports as something like "U.S. Person One."

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-04-03/top-obama-adviser-sought-names-of-trump-associates-in-intel

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

Rice's requests to unmask the names of Trump transition officials does not vindicate Trump's own tweets from March 4 in which he accused Obama of illegally tapping Trump Tower. There remains no evidence to support that claim.

But Rice's multiple requests to learn the identities of Trump officials discussed in intelligence reports during the transition period does highlight a longstanding concern for civil liberties advocates about U.S. surveillance programs. The standard for senior officials to learn the names of U.S. persons incidentally collected is that it must have some foreign intelligence value, a standard that can apply to almost anything. This suggests Rice's unmasking requests were likely within the law.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

@tinyrevolution
US politics used to seem like the Godfather with Bush as Sonny & Obama as Michael but now we're in a weird sequel where Fredo's in charge

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

P sure it's Chris montisanti tbh

virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

Luca Brasi, surely?

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

Like Luca Brasi after a serious head injury.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

@JoshZ2012
You take care of me? You're my kid brother, and you take care of me? You wiretapped my phones! Your a bad (or sick) guy! Sad!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

not surprisingly the only media running that Eli Lake story are sites like Breitbart, Daily Caller, Townhall, etc.

it's kinda funny the game of telephone though where the article said the actions were probably legal and other sources that quoted it added an "il" in front o that word.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

Republicans defended their move to block Garland, saying they were worried about Hillary Clinton winning the election.

"If (Democrats) are going to oppose Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court of the United States they will never vote and never support a nominee of this president. Because in the end, i think that's really what gets their goat the most," said Sen. John Cornyn of Texas. "We keep hearing about Merrick Garland, but I guarantee if Hillary Clinton had the presidency we'd never hear Merrick Garland's name again, because she would have had the opportunity to pick her own nominee to the Supreme Court."

that....doesn't make sense? You blocked Garland because you thought Hillary might win and then also name a liberal judge?

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

Apparently my Senator, Bob "Teenage Dominican Prostitutes" Menendez, is wavering re Gorsuch. I called his office to express my discontent. Got voice mail because all the lines were busy. I suspect he'll be a No eventually.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

xp

yes, maybe Clinton would have nominated a more liberal justice who would also not receive a hearing from the republican senate

Moodles, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

Senate Democrats secured enough votes Monday to filibuster the nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch to the U.S. Supreme Court, increasing the likelihood that Republicans will enact a rules change to ensure his confirmation and pushing the battle into its climactic final act.

Four more Senate Democrats confirmed they will support a filibuster of Gorsuch’s nomination, giving the minority party the requisite 41 votes to maintain their procedural roadblock under pressure from Republicans.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

I had Bennett's position wrong upthread fwiw sorry about that

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

xxxpost yea, I at least understood the "the American people should pick the next SCOTUS judge" internal logic even if the reason itself was abhorrent, misleading and stupid.

I don't get this one at all - "we had to, it looked like Hillary would win and then we could block her nom too and make it very evidence that it was never about Obama being in his last term".....

also doesn't work w/ McCain's comments vowing to block every nominee and "being fine with 8 justices".

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

*evident

xpost yup so here comes nuclear. wonder how the American people will react to that. have to think it will fall along party lines

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

Many XPs John Cornyn is a shithead, that's why.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

yea and that's one of many stupid things he's said in the last week

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

how convenient that everyone in the GOP suddenly forgot their plan to block any Hillary nominee for 4 years

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)

wonder how the American people will react to that. have to think it will fall along party lines

interestingly, polling I've seen so far has not shown a lot of support for the Dems move, which makes it even more remarkable that they're undertaking it. But generally I don't think this will have a huge public impact, most voters don't have a clue about arcane Senate rules.

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)

yeah admittedly I didn't even really know the rules very well a few years ago.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

if the public is following at all it's wondered why the hell 'majority rules' hasn't been the operating principle all these years.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

Jennifer Rubin wrote in today's WaPo that a consequence of the aboliton of this rule will be the parties' nominating radicals to to the bench should they win control of the Senate and White House, as if radicals like Scalia and Gorsuch weren't on or going to be on the bench already.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

these Beltway pundits and their fucking myopic centrism

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

or Thomas, or Alito...

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

haha yes v otm

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

haven't seen a single pundit argue that what's really at stake is stripping the illusion of "non-partisanship" from the Court's rep

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Qq75Zq9l1lmDK/giphy.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

need to make the SCOTUS bench 101 seats, that would stop the bickering I'm sure

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

How about in every 4-year term the president gets to add two new seats to the SCOTUS, until it reaches a total of 21?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/neil-gorsuch-wont-fill-the-vacancy-on-the-supreme-court-1791875408

Xp to shakey, Scocca had an interesting take on this back when Gorsuch was nominated

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

Profound.

Trump called the attack in Russia a “terrible thing” happening “all over the world.”

“Terrible, terrible things happening all over the world. Absolutely a terrible thing,” Trump said during a spray of his luncheon with Egyptian president el-Sisi.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

"Especially terrible it should happen in Mother Russia".

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

Alfred what was the context of that gif

Evan, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

wasn't that during the speech where Obama criticized Citizens United?

Dan S, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

yep

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

was a state of the union.. part two in the series of famous presidential SOTU heckling by right wing fuckboys

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

It increasingly seems that Turnip is giving up on saying anything that actually references anything to any meaningful extent. I mean, yes, it's all been alphabet soup for years now, but he seems to be dispensing with specifics and referents. Just lots of "we're going to do great things, bigly" and "everything is awful, just terrible" utterances, like an emotionally-vacant dad trying to get his kid to shut up so he can focus on the Knicks game.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

So, uh, have we posted this one yet?


The destruction of Hillary Clinton: sexism, Sanders and the millennial feminists
-
In this extract from her book, Susan Bordo asks how the most qualified candidate ever to run for president lost the seemingly unloseable election

Contains such bits as:

And as much as I am in agreement with many of his ideas, Bernie Sanders splintered and ultimately sabotaged the Democratic party – not because he chose to run against Hillary Clinton, but because of how he ran against her.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

he's going to be so happy when Gorsuch gets confirmed. Finally some "winning"

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

I say make 'em go nuclear, if they want their pet justice.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

Democratic obstruction may look slightly bad to the populace at large, sure. But it doesn't compare to how much howling there would be from the fired-up base if they caved on anything even remotely Trumpian. Cf. 誤訳侮辱 upthread re: Menendez.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

that last paragraph of the Scocca article that voodoo chili says it all, I think

Dan S, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

*posted

Dan S, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

http://www.investors.com/politics/trump-approval-plunges-amid-russia-inquiry-obamacare-repeal-failure-ibdtipp-poll/

notable about this is that his support among Republicans is 74% (14% lower than when this same pollster did their last poll).

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

i know there's no way, no how, comrade combover gets impeached, of course! but just spitballing here, would it be more likely to happen because of proximity to treason or russian money laundering? i mean, wilbur ross having a controlling stake in the Bank of Cyprus is fishy as fuck

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

he'd only be impeached if he said he wanted to suck Barack Obama's dick

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

See, that's just like you liberals, making a mountain out of a molehill. If you'd really listened, what the president was really saying when he said he wanted to suck Obama's dick was that he wants to plug the leaks in the white house, much in the way you might plug the current president's mouth with the penis of the former president. Your problem is that you take him literally when you should be taking him nonliterally.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

apropos of nothing, but still u&

https://68.media.tumblr.com/567db4be618802b93a55d024de81e717/tumblr_onungkecnb1tki7xko1_540.jpg

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

the most qualified candidate ever to run for president

I still have no idea wtf this is supposed to mean when it's trotted out, what even qualifies someone to be the most powerful human being in existence?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

'is a democrat'

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

no. of pussygrabs

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

are you sure that pic is Nunes and not like...Dwayne Schintzius

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

marrying Bill Clinton.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

it's a stupid thing to say and it doesn't matter but even in the post-wwii era i'm hard pressed to see what made clinton more "qualified" than, like, LBJ or the first bush

intheblanks, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

Its like an EGOT-- First Lady, Senator, Failed Presidential Candidate, Sec. of State. I doubt anyone else will hit all of those again.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

c'mon give melania a chance

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

and i know no one is really thinking on these terms, but i really don't think hillary clinton was more qualified than, like, george washington or james madison

intheblanks, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

how was the first Bush qualified other than being chief spook and lapdog to three presidents?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

Never mind -- don't answer

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

xxpost well we're long past the days of having Presidents also being generals in the army

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

huh, shows you how much attention I paid to the primaries back then.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

lmaoooo

marcos, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

that dude

marcos, Monday, 3 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

Greil Marcus' favorite!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Madonna's too!

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/blackwater-founder-held-secret-seychelles-meeting-to-establish-trump-putin-back-channel/2017/04/03/95908a08-1648-11e7-ada0-1489b735b3a3_story.html?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.ea4cdfab6191

naturally he wasn't a member of the transition team which is what Prince and the White House are already yammering on about, but damn - and who leaked this?

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

I always remember Wesley Clark because I have a Rolling Stone cover T-shirt of the Johnny Cash memorial issue, and one of the major cover stories was an interview w/Clark.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

ugh Prince, the proverbial bad penny

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Eric Garland‏
@ericgarland

IT’S THE BIG ONE. BLACKWATER’S ERIK PRINCE ARRANGED A MOSCOW BACKCHANNEL FOR TRUMP

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

seems like more nothingburger to me tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Eric Garland‏
@ericgarland

IT’S THE BIG ONE. BLACKWATER’S ERIK PRINCE ARRANGED A MOSCOW BACKCHANNEL FOR TRUMP

― Neanderthal, Monday, April 3, 2017 5:03 PM

related to the Education Secretary!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

if you want to get deep in the conspiracy theory weeds wasnt there a devos/blackwater connection to that mystery computer in trump tower communicating with alfa bank?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

Rather:

https://twitter.com/counterchekist/status/849002421628096512

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

if Garland says it's important it almost certainly isn't

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

IT’S THE BIG ONE.

it is considered good form to shout this before all oppo dumps

Moodles, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8hDMe4UMAAFhx0.jpg:large

this is surely the single, indelible, easily-grasped image which will cause the american public to storm the white house in outrage and not leave until trump's head is on a spike

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

it's probably not a "omg Presidency over" moment by itself but I wouldn't call it nothingburger. Prince is acknowledging the meeting and suggesting it had nothing to do with Trump, whereas Trump hasn't denied the meeting but has stated Prince wasn't on his transition team.

plus if confirmed that it was done at Trump's behest, it would prove that collusion with Russia didn't stop after the election ended, and that the White House was making back door deals that put the nation's interests at risk in exchange for Russia agreeing to its demands.

I'm just curious as to why it was leaked - are intelligence officials getting impatient with how slow the investigation is going? Presumably this would all come out anyway as they indicated the FBI was already scrutinizing the meeting.

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

to wade into yesterday's discussion, not in favor of mandatory voting but very much in favor of making voting easier in pretty much any way possible (mail-in ballots, expanding early voting, tomboy's abolish the electoral college 5-year plan, etc)

k3vin k., Monday, 3 April 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

xpost anything that makes the President distracted from doing shitty things though is fine by me

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

meanwhile this from January is my definition of "building a castle on sand": http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-domestic-conspiracy-that-gave-trump-the-election_us_587ed24fe4b0b110fe11dbf9

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

tomboy is a tombot* autocorrect typo, not morbsian wordplay xxp

k3vin k., Monday, 3 April 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

it would prove that ... the White House was making back door deals that put the nation's interests at risk in exchange for Russia agreeing to its demands.

it doesn't prove this at all.

it would prove that collusion with Russia didn't stop after the election ended, and that the White House was making back door deals that put the nation's interests at risk in exchange for Russia agreeing to its demands.

but yes

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

I'm sorry, this distancing shit these fuckers do holds no water with me when the accused parties they attempt to distance themselves from are within like 1.5 degrees of separation from them. 'Look, this brother of a cabinet member who we've had dealings with in a quasi-official capacity and who now that I think of it I do not even recognize at all was not a part of the official transition team, so case closed.'

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

@seungminkim

@SenJohnMcCain tells me he'll vote in favor of the nuclear option, but "I believe we will pay a price for this." Still, "I have no choice."

Number None, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

Eliminating the filibuster seems like it could ultimately lead to the end of the GOP. Like if the dems get back in power (which seems decreasingly unlikely), that might be it for them.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

what a fucking weasel

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

uh xp

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

How so?

Xpost

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

The forces of reaction will march on

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

It was a 10 year plan K3vin
Not 5
Numbers matter in electoral reform

Also

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

Also apparently my phone just pukes and replaces k3vin with nothingness instead of suggesting anything so that joke died for Zing

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

I don't see the elimination of the filibuster for SCOTUS nominees having any serious effect on party dynamics in terms of who is in power

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

Thanks for calling out my ninth-grade education, guys, but that makes much more sense. I thought the proposal was getting rid of the filibuster altogether.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

Eliminating the filibuster seems like it could ultimately lead to the end of the GOP. Like if the dems get back in power (which seems decreasingly unlikely), that might be it for them.

Well that's (sorta) why they call it the nuclear option, innit? Mutually Assured Destruction.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me5U4xrqQ2A

k3vin k., Monday, 3 April 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

I'm embarrassed that I know what movie that is from

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

The larger point, I guess, is that GOP success seems to rely almost entirely on aggrieved voters + parlor tricks. Eliminating any of their tricks seems unwise in the long run as their base rushes headlong towards the grave.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

(Oh, dem apathy don't hurt none, neither.)

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

never underestimate the ability of Democratic voters to take a stand about some pointless shit at the worst possible time

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

so what are the odds the government defaults on its debts coming up because of the sheer incompetence of everyone involved? 50? 60?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

Congress isn't gonna go to bat for Trump's nonsense

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

er no xpost sorry

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

I dont really trust those idiots either

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

never underestimate the ability of Democratic voters to take a stand about some pointless shit at the worst possible time

― Neanderthal, Monday, April 3, 2017 6:47 PM (

Fortunately that's not the case re Gorsuch.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

i agree w/ that

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

I don't think there's enough support in the GOP caucus in either chamber for the "poison pills" the Dems are complaining about - they can probably at least swing Collins against the Planned Parenthood thing in the Senate, and there's a whole raft of GOP folks who are not into Trump's wall. So odds are leadership will meet or at least compromise on those demands to avoid a shutdown.

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

I can just see them fucking it up and having a catastrophe on our hands because nobody seems to understand how anything fucking works anymore

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

eh I think McConnell and Ryan know how things work in their respective offices. (Ryan can't hold his caucus together but that's a longstanding problem)

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

susan rice surveillance scandal! obama left the country to escape inevitable prosecution!

the late great, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

This seems of interest. Carter Page again -- back in 2013, it turns out:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alimwatkins/a-former-trump-adviser-met-with-a-russian-spy

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

haha

https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/848994320883613697

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

if Garland says it's important it almost certainly isn't

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, April 3, 2017 4:07 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:08 (eight years ago)

don't talk shit about Merrick Garland!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

he's been through enough

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

Democrats should trade a unanimous vote for cloture and confirmation for Gorsuch for the concurrent nomination and unanimous vote for Garland (replacing Ginsburg).

LOL

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:26 (eight years ago)

that would actually be pretty interesting. doubt it would make sense for dems though if they're counting on trump being voted out in 2020. RBG can hold off a few more years prob

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

RBG for Garland also not such a hot trade tbh

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

isnt that a west wing episode?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7ENxNjO4E

Evan, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile: http://m.sfgate.com/news/article/California-Senate-approves-sanctuary-state-11047699.php

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

“The tough talk is all rhetoric coming out of Washington,” de León said. “We are going to be punished or they will strike back at us? We are the great state of California. We don’t grovel or put our hand out so we can get a little budget money so we can buy a police car.”

damn

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

outic what else needs to happen for this to pass into law

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

Jerry Brown has to sign it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

jared isn't gonna like this

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)

(not really, i just wanted to pretend that they got him for a minute. but still...more risky business from trump friends!)

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

Still, "I have no choice."

MAVERICK

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 03:13 (eight years ago)

thank god for fox news. that's all i can say. holding these crooks accountable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRHKB7Vmxzk

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)

lol

“[Male-1] wrote that he is sorry, he went to Moscow and forgot to check his inbox, but he wants to meet when he gets back. I think he is an idiot and forgot who I am. ... He got hooked on Gazprom thinking that if they have a project, he could rise up,” Podobnyy said. “I also promised him a lot ... This is intelligence method to cheat, how else to work with foreigners? You promise a favor for a favor. You get the documents from him and tell him to go fuck himself.”

Number None, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 06:38 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8h26toXUAADfcu.jpg

dying at this

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 08:47 (eight years ago)

lol

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 08:49 (eight years ago)

gets rid of:

“essential health benefits” requiring coverage of mental-health care, substance abuse treatment, maternity care, prescription drugs and more, as well as a provision that bars insurers from charging the sick more than the healthy.

should be a real vote-winner

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 09:36 (eight years ago)

But the evil part is that they'd just let it be up to the states if they want to punish their sickest population or not. Meaning there is no ideology behind it. They are just trying to figure out how they can hurt people the most and get away with it electorally. And all of it to create space in the budget for tax cuts for the rich.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 09:49 (eight years ago)

As I suspected, Susan Rice is so loathed on the right that her role is now obscuring everything else. Bellwether of Beltway attention span "Morning Joe" led its segment with the Rice revelation as if in relief that they could finally focus on possible Obama White House malfeasance.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 11:18 (eight years ago)

Hilarious thing I got on that last Washington Post article was an add in three spots by some drug company shill talking about wanting to protect seniors from drug rationing and the govt causing drug prices to rise.

earlnash, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 11:19 (eight years ago)

Seems like Morning Joe was just as busy trashing Erik Prince.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

Anyway, finally, the best story:

https://twitter.com/melmason/status/848977938934513664

@cathleendecker has the definitive profile of @DevinNunes and his Central Valley district. Plus, this yearbook pic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8gsnOcVYAAvPSj.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

sources have apparently now come forward to say the Susan Rice unmasking claim is false, but all I can find is a damn CNN video that won't load.

does this work for anybody?

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/04/04/susan-rice-trump-unmasking-allegation-cooper-intv-sciutto-ac.cnn

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

Well, it's not illegal either.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:43 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/russian-trump-wiretapping-claim_us_58e3365ce4b0f4a923b15827

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

that's the part that has made me the most apoplectic = even Nunes's orig statement said it was 'probably legal' so we're all sitting around debating a scandal where no law was broken

though the Rice story isn't exactly blowing up anywhere besides mostly conservative media from what I've seen.

xpost thanks

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

fucking hate the internets xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

blaming obama will have diminishing returns for the right, it already has

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

It's Obama's fault we can't blame Obama anymore

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

otm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

If Barack's so innocent, why won't he admit he's not?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

https://trustworks.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/scarecrow1.jpg

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

neanderthal a+

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

Fox really running w this Rice thing. Trump clearly gambling on his strategy of continued obfuscation/misinformation to bury/obstruct/reframe all this Russian stuff, will probably work (at least in the short term) and will definitely shore up support for his base. Seeing as how impeachment is not really a promising or likely option, sticking with my opinion that the more Trump is distracted by this garbage the less effective he will be at actual governing, ie this is all playing into a best-case scenario for us lefties.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

once again it's more important to figure out who pulled the fire alarm than it is preventing your house from burning down

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

responses to your house burning down:

1) figure out who pulled the fire alarm
2) deny that the house is burning down
3) deny that houses burn down
4) tell others not to buy fire insurance
5) actively prevent others from buying fire insurance
6) if firemen arrive, tell them to leave
7) shut down the fire department
8) eliminate all references to house fires and fire departments in primary school textbooks
9) ask the provocative question 'if fire is bad, why can it can create good things, like cooked food?'
10) ban the word 'fire'

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

Fox really running w this Rice thing. Trump clearly gambling on his strategy of continued obfuscation/misinformation to bury/obstruct/reframe all this Russian stuff, will probably work (at least in the short term) and will definitely shore up support for his base. Seeing as how impeachment is not really a promising or likely option, sticking with my opinion that the more Trump is distracted by this garbage the less effective he will be at actual governing, ie this is all playing into a best-case scenario for us lefties.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:58 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of the NYT reporters I follow on twitter keeps saying Rice issue 'raises questions' and I want to fucking kill myself

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

lol awesome xpost

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

it does raise questions, that are unfortunately (for Trump) fairly easy to answer

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

MASK ON,FUCK IT,MASK OFF

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Hm hm hm:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/849296361480650753

UPDATE: Top House Intelligence Democrat says documents on surveillance involving Trump transition team available to full panel 'soon'...MORE: Schiff says White House played role 'in selectively and surreptitiously providing' documents to Nunes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Right on schedule: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/446417/susan-rice-unmasking-trump-associates-allegations

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

jfc WERE BACK TO BENGHAZI

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

I also want to point out that daddy Trump and his pride-n-joy Ivanka had a town hall event today - for CEOs.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

It's about time a political leader showed how much he understands the gritty daily struggles of the common CEO

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

all roads lead to Benghazi

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

the masking/unmasking stuff is also pointless because what did the obama administration do about - nothing. did it affect trump becoming god damn president? no it did not.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

for relief, Crumb-Trump 1989

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/robert_crumb_and_friends_flush_donald_trump_down_the_toilet_1989

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

something tells me the consideration of a carbon tax will quickly disappear once someone reminds donald trump that carbon is related to climate change. "oh yes! it certainly is related. fantastic job, just the best advice"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

yeah, seems like WaPo space filling

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

By the time Miller and Bannon are done, companies will have to pay penalties for failing to meet their carbon output quotas for the day/week/month.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

i'm so tired of these scandals, on both sides

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

the smokestacks of the vast soylent green factories of trump's america will darken the skies from coast to coast, rendering solar power generation impossible

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

you know, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Ah, Jared:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahallam/jared-kushner-secretly-met-with-muslim-leaders-days-before

On a January day just before inauguration, a handful of Muslim activists and businessmen gathered in New York for a confidential meeting with Jared Kushner, the son-in-law and close adviser of President Donald Trump.

Though the transition team was based in Trump Tower, this meeting took place off site, away from the cameras. The goal was a candid talk about what kind of relationship the new administration might forge with American Muslims — a minefield of a topic given Trump’s anti-Muslim remarks during the campaign.

The meeting, which has not been previously reported, went smoothly, but any optimism Muslims left with that day vanished within a couple of weeks as Trump took office and immediately set about turning his anti-Muslim rhetoric into policy.

And so fizzled one of the few attempts at dialogue between Muslim representatives and Trump’s inner circle. Neither side has ever spoken publicly about the talks. This account comes from interviews with six people who have direct knowledge of the meeting and who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivities involved.

The Muslims in the room included a prominent imam, a civil rights attorney, the director of a nonprofit that studies violent extremism, and two venture capitalists — one of whom is a partner at Thrive Capital, the firm run by Kushner’s brother Joshua.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

every day will be soylent green day in trump's america

hey kids! recycle your friends and family at your nearest soylent green centre in return for health insurance credits or a discount on your college education!

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

"Jared" with no other information used to mean the gossipy site JustJared, the Subway guy, or the jewelry store. Now it means this particular motherfucker. Will the Kushners also appropriate "Joshua"?

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

I think this may have been mentioned elsewhere before, but R. Crumb draws the ladies v. good

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

Dr. Scott Gottlieb, President Trump’s nominee to the lead the Food and Drug Administration, has received significant payments from the opioid industry — while attacking attempts to deter the explosion of opioid pill mills.

The FDA has some of the most significant authority in the federal government to oversee manufacturers of prescription painkillers. Gottlieb is set to appear for his confirmation hearing before the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee at 10 a.m. tomorrow.

Gottlieb’s disclosure statements, required under federal law, show that since the beginning of 2016 he has received almost $45,000 in speaking fees from firms involved in the manufacture and distribution of opioids.

“Our country is in desperate need of an FDA commissioner who will take on the opioid lobby, not one who has a track record of working for it,” said Dr. Andrew Kolodny, the co-director of Opioid Policy Research at Brandeis University, reacting to this information.

Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals, the maker of a highly addictive generic oxycodone pill, paid Gottlieb $22,500 for a speech in London last November shortly after the U.S. presidential election. Prosecutors have charged that the firm ignored red flags and supplied as many as 500 million suspicious orders in Florida for its oxycodone product between 2008 and 2012. Mallinckrodt reached a tentative settlement this week, agreeing to pay $35 million while admitting no wrongdoing.

The Healthcare Distributors Alliance, a trade group for the largest opioid wholesale distributors in America, also retained Gottlieb as a speaker last September.

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/04/scott-gottlieb-opioid/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

dr scott gottlieb, yesterday:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5e/Dr._Riviera.png/revision/latest?cb=20120509073411

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

Spicer blaming Obama for the gas attack in Syria

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

THANKS OBAMA

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

that's never going to end, is it

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

The latest attempt to erase coverage for ppl w/ preexisting conditions

Late Monday night, word emerged that the White House and the group of conservative lawmakers known as the Freedom Caucus had discussed a proposal to revive the bill. But the proposed changes would effectively cast the Affordable Care Act’s pre-existing conditions provision aside.

The terms, described by Representative Mark Meadows, Republican of North Carolina and the head of the Freedom Caucus, are something like this: States would have the option to jettison two major parts of the Affordable Care Act’s insurance regulations. They could decide to opt out of provisions that require insurers to cover a standard, minimum package of benefits, known as the essential health benefits. And they could decide to do away with a rule that requires insurance companies to charge the same price to everyone who is the same age, a provision called community rating.

The proposal is not final, but Mr. Meadows told reporters after the meeting that his members would be interested in such a bill. To pass the House, any bill would need to find favor not just with the Freedom Caucus, but also with more moderate Republicans. It would also need to attract the support of nearly every Republican in the Senate to become law.

The ability to opt out of the benefit requirements could substantially reduce the value of insurance on the market. A patient with cancer might, for example, still be allowed to buy a plan, but it wouldn’t do her much good if that plan was not required to cover chemotherapy drugs.

The second opt-out would make the insurance options for those with pre-existing conditions even more meaningless....

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/04/upshot/freedom-caucus-health-care-pre-existing-conditions.html?_r=0

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

Trump blaming Obama for today's gas attack in the Oval Office.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

Why are GOP-ers so seemingly hellbent on making themselves un-reelectable?

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

wrt health care, I'm afraid these morons may have decided that they're more likely to get something passed if they make it utterly shameful
i am not sure that's wrong exactly

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

No, that seems absolutely spot-on. It didn't pass the first time because it wasn't inhumane enough to inspire consensus. Never underestimate the lack of fucks the GOP gives about people.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

The support for the previous bill was 17%. We can do better/worse. Lets shoot for zero!!!!!!!!!

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

The ability to opt out of the benefit requirements could substantially reduce the value of insurance on the market. A patient with cancer might, for example, still be allowed to buy a plan, but it wouldn’t do her much good if that plan was not required to cover chemotherapy drugs.

this makes the typical lib error of defining benefit and value _unidirectionally_. In the real economic world, they are multi directional. In this case, there is a real benefit in the _economic value_ of the transaction that takes place. that money flowing to the insurer is crucial to freedoms and liberty. also, to shareholders and the indentures tied to those companies. really the biggest loser here is the chemo drugs companies, but we can maybe create a subsidy to them for being LOCKED OUT of the market. Hillary would have wanted it that way.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

(

Why are GOP-ers so seemingly hellbent on making themselves un-reelectable?

it wasn't that long ago that folks were confidently asserting the republicans had poisoned the electoral well for themselves for at least a generation, tbf

and then uh

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

When the proportion of support among representatives is the inverse of the support among their constituents, it almost (almost) feels like democracy is failing.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

josh marshall otm http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/fantasy-trumpcare-league

We're seeing a slow but now steady stream of stories suggesting that Trumpcare may not be dead after all. They're working on it in the background, making progress, getting ready for even more winning.

Put me down as quite skeptical.

Rather than seriously contemplating a new legislative push to repeal Obamacare, this sounds more like a collective GOP effort to moonwalk away from the massive failure to repeal or even prune back Obamacare after promising they'd kill it for seven years.

Consider some problems.

Let's say the White House really does cut a deal with the Freedom Caucus. It's not clear that even allows a bill to get out of the House. Presumably that deal makes the bill more draconian. There were probably enough GOP moderates to sink the bill last months. Those changes would likely up that number. It's doubtful such changes would make the final product more appealing for them. In any case, do those folks in swing districts really want to revisit this at all? It seems very hard to figure how you get a bill out of the House (which of course is why it died in the first place). And the Senate always seemed much harder than the House. I doubt very much that it has gotten any easier.

The political, ideological ground also seems to have moved. The upshot of the failure to repeal seems to have solidified the assumption that millions of people should not lose their coverage. You'd think that was obvious. But Ryan and company were making a big play for choice and having more options not to have insurance and a lot of similar gobbledygook. My read of the fallout of repeal's failure is that it is now assumed that millions or tens of millions of people losing their care is not okay. That was implicitly the case already. The dynamics of repeal made it explicit.

The fact that Trump and the GOP whiffed on repeal is deeply damaging for the GOP and for Trump, as I noted here. This seems far more like an effort to build a legend the upshot of which is that that whiff never happened. Repeal is still happening. They're working on it. Don't you worry. Like I said, it's like they're trying to moonwalk away from the fail.

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

anything that is radical and draconian enough for the freedom caucus is going to fuck over GOP moderates and they won't go for that

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

THIS JUST IN, GOP moderates respond to new Trumpcare proposal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMXb7PEIIYc

Moodles, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

marcos otm, obviously everyone should stay vigilant but stories that the GOP is "working" on health care aren't scary to me, i'll wait until there's at least some document or at least some GOP plan of action before I do anything other than roll my eyes.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

as much as they wanted to claim the CBO is fake news when those reports came out that 25 million or whatever huge number of people will lose insurance over the next few years it was hard for any of them to stand behind it. anything that satisfies the freedom caucus is going to sound worse than the previous shitty bill did

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

I agree that it's hard to see how such a thing passes, but it was hard to see many things in recent months.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Trump blaming Obama for today's gas attack in the Oval Office.

― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:16 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I definitely misread this

Evan, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

No, I think you read it correctly.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

Man, it'd be awesome if the near future of the federal government was just a locked groove of Turnip swatting away Russia allegations and Congress putting forth increasingly-unpopular iterations of health bills that never pass.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

@BraddJaffy

Trump's statement today blames Obama for not acting after his red line. But at least 4 times, Trump tweeted at Obama not to attack in Syria.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/849345481780146176

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

surely the fact that Russia is Assad's daddy has nothing to do with this position... .. .

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

so with this Susan Rice thing, it has been apparent throughout that whenever Trump has attempted to, on his own or through a proxy, run interference on the "fake news" being reported by him, that it's akin to kicking a hornet's nest. somebody else from intelligence leaks another story about Trump in retaliation (in one case, someone from the FBI).

You'd think Trump would realize that every time he thinks he has successfully parried an attack, his offensives result in having to go on the immediate defensive, because there's a lot of dirt out there and the intelligence community is getting sick of his attacks on them.

But no, on he goes. There may never be the bombshell story we want, but the dude is going to keep spending his time on damage control. I wish I could get paid as much as he did to tweet (and then donate my salary to someone besides who I promised to donate it too)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

should say "fake news" being reported *about* him, not "by him"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

I never assume that Trump will realize anything.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

^^^ He might as well have "if they hit me I must hit them back" tattooed on his forehead.

You're going to see a lot of love. Okay? Thank you. (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

funny thing is allowing a special prosecutor would probably be in his best interest if Russia is truly all smoke, no fire, cos it removes the partisan noise, but Trump really would be stupid enough to start a forest fire over absolutely nothing because he can't bear for his name to even be associated with bad news in the press, regardless.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

its hard being the world's dumbest man

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

Someone as easily manipulated as Trump is just snack food for the CIA and the IC in general. They make their living at that stuff.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

watching Fox flail due to the O'Reilly scandal is just extra chocolate puddin'.

gross that so many women had to experience that shit before anybody took notice.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

Bill O'Reilly's falafel lawsuit was filed more than a dozen years ago. You'd think it might have been a clue.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-JtBk0umKo&feature

fucking dickhead gets booed and then makes threats lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-JtBk0umKo&feature=

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-JtBk0umKo&feature=

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

loool fuck me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

the boo'ing wasn't as bad as it should have been. quickly drowned out by trained seal clapping.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Trump blaming Obama for today's gas attack in the Oval Office.

― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:16 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I definitely misread this

― Evan, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 7:39 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wish both Evan and I misread it. Too soon for jokes bruv.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

the fact that he still brings up the whole "nobody thought I would get 270" thing at every single speech is so fucking pathetic

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

he's including himself. one of the days his face will change and he will whisper meekly "help me!"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

is he still seeing his insane quack doctor or is he now required to see WH-approved physicians? just imagining him asking his doctors about their voting record

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

thought I would get 270" thing at every single speech is so fucking pathetic

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 8:33 PM (thirty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hear you, and this is def not against you because you rock, but the fact that the whole world, from politics to loltwitter etc can't get past saying how pathetic he is is really getting me down lately. There is no weapon that won't bounce off his great Moron Shield. He still seems untouchable in his idiocy and it's driving me insane.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

(Autocorrect messed up quoting you, sorry Frogbs)

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

trump also uses the election to discredit the media. 'they didnt predict I would win therefore they are wrong about everything'

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

xpost i am with you on that. this is as good an argument for fatalism as any. God just wanted this dude to be President for some reason.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

if trump's presidency isn't proof of the non-existence of god then i dunno what is

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

god has a plan!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

it's was god's will

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

if trump's presidency isn't proof of the non-existence of god then i dunno what is

― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 4:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

despite what I just said, this is otm

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

and its also used to discredit his approval polls..."oh you mean the same polls that said Hillary was DEFINITELY gonna be president? those polls?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

xps All presidents appear somewhat untouchable to those who violently disagree with them. First, you can't win the office without broad public support. Next, your party rallies behind you because you are its head and you occupy an office of vast power. Last, there is a tradition of deference to the presidency that is hard to penetrate (although it is currently weaker than it has ever been in my lifetime).

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

Man, it'd be awesome if the near future of the federal government was just a locked groove of Turnip swatting away Russia allegations and Congress putting forth increasingly-unpopular iterations of health bills that never pass.

― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:41 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it really does feel it's going to be this for a while, at least until some kind of crisis or catastrophe happens. i'm certainly freaked about that and how badly trump will fuck it up

marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

North Korea?

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

ha I was thinking about that last night and wondering if Trump would attempt his own "Nixon goes to China" moment by buddying up to Kim Jong Un. "Hey he's not such a bad guy! We have a lot in common, and he's really just a fabulous person!"

I can see it happening. Maybe.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

They could tour abandoned factories together, and then blow up some of their favorite political opponents with missile launchers.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

There is a god, but He's a complete asshole.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

Trump and Kim Jong Un have pretty much the same core values so I can see them getting along pretty well

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

There is a god, but He's a complete asshole.

― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me of a certain Christopher Durang piece

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

the right would not have allowed Nixon-going-to-China in 2017

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

House Freedom Caucus would have submitted articles of impeachment

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW2Q_33VAAAk3tK.jpg

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

Trump and Kim Jong Un have pretty much the same core values

They both inherited successful family businesses.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

xpost http://www.universityprimetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crying.gif

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

xps All presidents appear somewhat untouchable to those who violently disagree with them. First, you can't win the office without broad public support. Next, your party rallies behind you because you are its head and you occupy an office of vast power. Last, there is a tradition of deference to the presidency that is hard to penetrate (although it is currently weaker than it has ever been in my lifetime).

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 8:43 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well yeah, but this isn't about 'agreeing' or not 'agreeing' with him. It's about the obvious fact that America has a, quite frankly, incompetent idiot for president. From this side of the ocean it's all moans and groans about Trump, and complete befuddlement. The ascii shrug emoji finally met his maker. The sad fact is, as you say in some way, he had a huge (YUGE!) backing. Which says a lot about the America we are trying to understand, didnt know this is America in 2017. But I'll leave you Yankees be cause I know it's first and foremost hard on you guys.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

/Trump and Kim Jong Un have pretty much the same core values/

They both inherited successful family businesses.

they're both fat cunts with terrible hair

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

the NK "pleasure squad" thing is like a Trump fever dream

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

Whomp whomp

https://www.axios.com/trumpcare-revival-talks-falling-apart-ahead-of-pence-meeting-2344729578.html

Attempts to reach a deal this week on health care are unraveling fast, with conservatives already blaming House Speaker Paul Ryan for blocking the White House bill, and leadership sources saying that's nonsense and that the Freedom Caucus is making unreasonable demands that are losing net votes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

The Freedom Caucus and conservative group perspective: The bill's text is changing for the worse, and it no longer looks like some of the Obamacare regulations will be waived. Conservatives are growing doubtful that the White House and House leadership are willing to get rid of Obamacare's ban on charging sick people higher premiums. Conservatives also want to know what leadership has to say about the "medical loss ratio," or the Obamacare regulation limiting how much of insurers' revenue can be profit.

They're also not happy about the accusation that getting rid of the Obamacare ban on charging higher premiums would nullify its protections for pre-existing conditions.

A Freedom Caucus source: "We've never ever wanted to go after pre-existing conditions. That's spin (well a lie) meant to undermine us. Pence said he supports our plan of reforming, and funding changes to high risk pools, specifically to deal with pre-existing conditions."

Etc. etc. etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

moarpopcorn.gif

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

Conservatives are growing doubtful that the White House and House leadership are willing to get rid of Obamacare's ban on charging sick people higher premiums.

oh noes, poor conservatives

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

Being a pathological crackpot and loon is a pre-existing condition.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

Well yeah, but this isn't about 'agreeing' or not 'agreeing' with him. It's about the obvious fact that America has a, quite frankly, incompetent idiot for president. From this side of the ocean it's all moans and groans about Trump, and complete befuddlement. The ascii shrug emoji finally met his maker. The sad fact is, as you say in some way, he had a huge (YUGE!) backing. Which says a lot about the America we are trying to understand, didnt know this is America in 2017. But I'll leave you Yankees be cause I know it's first and foremost hard on you guys.

― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 8:56 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unfortunately theres no surprise that an empathy free loudmouth idiot is in charge of this country. we get the leaders we deserve, etc.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

Well yeah. The dark never came to a more bright light.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

Then again there's all this

http://fusion.net/right-wing-billionaires-are-buying-themselves-a-new-con-1793960357

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

I've been amused at how Tillerson has been prodded into saying things today re Syria.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

i'd be all for a new constitution if it made a permanent top income tax of 75%, taxed capital gains as regular income, stripped corporations of personhood, and guaranteed social security and medicare for all, birth to grave. i don't think the mercers / kochs want that though

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

he's probably like 'fuck it ask jared I'm barely even the secretary of state over here'

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

Too soon for jokes bruv.

― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:30 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The half of me that disagrees with you is using every japery in the book to distract the other half from throwing himself under a train. I laugh to keep from imploding.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

w/r/t Trump & Kim Jong Un:

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/02/Trump_and_Rodman_2009-CC-640x480.png

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

Rep. Joaquin Castro of Texas, a Democratic member of the House Intelligence Committee, told CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday that he wouldn't be surprised if the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election led to multiple associates of President Donald Trump getting put behind bars.

Castro made the stunning comment after Blitzer asked him whether he has seen any "hard evidence" that Trump associates had worked to collude with Russian government officials in any way.

Castro did not directly answer that question but offered his "impression."

"I guess I would say this — that my impression is ... I wouldn't be surprised after all of this is said and done that some people end up in jail," Castro said.

A somewhat surprised Blitzer asked, "Really?" He subsequently asked Castro how high his "suspicion" went.

"That is yet to be determined," Castro responded, adding he could not divulge any additional information at the time.

"If I was betting, I would say yes," he continued. "My impression is that people will probably be charged, and I think people will probably go to jail."

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)

Put Tillerson back on the plane, I guess:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/849396125253734400

BREAKING: South Korea says North Korea has fired a missile into the waters off its east coast.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

don't they do that all the time

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure, yeah. But if you wanted to do even more of that, now seems like a great time.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

NBC's Lester Holt was drooling 20 minutes ago.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

Thank you for that image, no really.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

NP Old Lunch, I hear you. Stay strong <3

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

You know it has to be tempting for Putin to just go ahead and take the rest of Ukraine. It is not a member of NATO, they are already under sanctions, makes the US look weaker and Germany/France and others will most likely spin their tops and do nada.

earlnash, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

I am sure Putin has calculated the potential costs and benefits of further territorial expansion in Ukraine and elsewhere and he will recalculate them periodically, according to how the international winds are blowing. The present weakness of the Trump administration could be seen as an opening for him, but given the repeated and vocal encouragement Trump has offered Putin, he might prefer a strong Trump to a weak one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/849379600614514688

White House just told activists to expect new text of health care law at an 8:30 meeting tonight, per source familiar. Offered compromises.

Per an Axios guy:

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/849400196937256960

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/849400302331719681

So... this looks like a train wreck. Per an influential conservative: "Not a compromise. A full retreat and surrender."....Source continues: "If the text is what I have heard it than it is a total surrender to moderates who don't want to repeal Obamacare."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)

They made their Procrustean bed and now must lie in it. As I recall, if your feet hung over the bottom of the bed, Procrustus removed them to make you fit. If your head hung over the top, same deal.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

And if you were too short, you were stretched to fit.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

it's almost like the GOP sat up in a hospital bed, fresh after a severe heart attack, and then said "y'know that was fun, can we do that again?"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:40 (eight years ago)

"I am confident that we need to look at the text to make sure that this works," said House Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows.

sentences that end much differently than they began etc etc

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Tillerson's statement on North Korea is...something:

"North Korea launched yet another intermediate range ballistic missile. The United States has spoken enough about North Korea. We have no further comment."

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

wow Trump's even rationing the statements about foreign countries now

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)

Kristen Gillibrand says "fuck" in an interview and hints that she's running for president: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/kirsten-gillibrand-progressive-champion-2020-run.html?mid=nymag_press

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

xpost "you can make two more statements about Syria, one about Iraq, NK has to wait until next week sorry them's the rules"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

Chomsky talked to Amy Goodman this morning on Democracy Now. On the Russia thing:

So why are the Democrats focusing on this? In fact, why are they focusing so much attention on the one element of Trump’s programs which is fairly reasonable, the one ray of light in this gloom: trying to reduce tensions with Russia? That’s—the tensions on the Russian border are extremely serious. They could escalate to a major terminal war. Efforts to try to reduce them should be welcomed. Just a couple of days ago, the former U.S. ambassador to Russia, Jack Matlock, came out and said he just can’t believe that so much attention is being paid to apparent efforts by the incoming administration to establish connections with Russia. He said, "Sure, that’s just what they ought to be doing."

So, meanwhile, this one topic is the primary locus of concern and critique, while, meanwhile, the policies are proceeding step by step, which are extremely destructive and harmful. So, you know, yeah, maybe the Russians tried to interfere in the election. That’s not a major issue. Maybe the people in the Trump campaign were talking to the Russians. Well, OK, not a major point, certainly less than is being done constantly. And it is a kind of a paradox, I think, that the one issue that seems to inflame the Democratic opposition is the one thing that has some justification and reasonable aspects to it.

Josefa, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

unfortunately its also one of the few issues that this slippery fuck is being called to account for..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

also Gilibrand said fuck a couple times in that interview

"When I first meet Gillibrand, it’s two and a half weeks after the inauguration, and she is rattled. “I have had so many anxiety dreams,” she says. “Constant anxiety dreams.” She describes waking in the middle of the night, fretting over a friend’s daughter who’d tried to sell her Girl Scout cookies: “Oh my God, I’ve got to fucking order those cookies. I’m terrible! I didn’t respond properly! So at three in the morning I’m typing out this email,” pretending to have a Girl Scout cookie emergency."

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

maybe trump was criminally pally with russian mob money launderers, noam

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:03 (eight years ago)

who is Chomsky?

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

is Chomsky taking the piss

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:04 (eight years ago)

is this maybe Kyle Chomsky or maybe Artemis Chomsky

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

xxpost to self (Life is much easier when you ignore whatever Chomsky says about politics)

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile:

"People of Earth..."

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/GTY-melania-white-house-portrait1-ml-170403_v4x3_31x13_1600.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

"improving relations with Russia vs being accused of colluding with Russia and in return removing sanctions levied against them. Nope, don't see a difference" - Norm Chompsky

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

Chomsky defends Trump, I think we've seen everything now

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

it's not that surprising. he doesn't care about the integrity of our electoral process, which he doesn't think has any integrity to begin with. also he thinks US interventionism is the chief global problem, which means trump's isolationist tendencies -- sporadic as they might seem -- would appeal to him

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

"us Democrats really need to back off the Russia shit" is the latest bit of liberal concern trolling, kind of glad for once the Dem Congress isn't listening to it

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

(ok he's not a 'crat but w/e)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:12 (eight years ago)

xxpost However, his reasons for preferring isolationism vs Trump's are very, very different. the latter is all about cynical, selfish self-preservation.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

yeah of course

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:14 (eight years ago)

but like, chomsky believes previous admins' global involvements were equally cynical and selfish

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

he's chomsky

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

I'm also kind of really getting over this whole "omg we're becoming as bad as the GOP w/ this Russia shit" narrative that is emerging, as if the liberal views on Russia are some homogeneous bullet points and don't have a wide range of variance. Yeah, we have the Maxine Waters's of the world flapping about "impeachment" every five minutes which doesn't help, or a flurry of dumb Rick Wilson tweetstorms, but as far as our actual Congress goes, few of them have advocated for anything beyond just an impartial investigation without Nunes-ian theatrics. I'd say the most pot stirring might have been Schiff's statement that he has seen more than "circumstantial evidence" regarding collusion, which to be fair, he's seen more intelligence reports than the rest of his non-Intel committee peers have at this point.

Obsessing about Russia doesn't make us like the GOP. What would make Democrats like the GOP is having multiple, bipartisan investigations run on Russia, being told "there's nothing here", and continuing to demand more investigations.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

xpost Can't believe I never knew Morbs's last name before.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

Anyone who truly believes Trump is an "isolationist" as opposed to a nativist needs a slap across the back of the head.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:28 (eight years ago)

ok

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:30 (eight years ago)

The man saber-rattles nearly constantly and has relaxed the rules of engagement to allow for increased civilian casualties in theater. Which is those policies is "isolationist?"

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

i was just saying that his claims to want to withdraw from the world wouldn't freak out someone like chomsky as much as a mainstream person. he doesn't think the practical consequences of that would necessarily be worse than our previous paradigm. there is no ideological affinity between trump and chomsky duh

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

but there is a sexual affinity

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

CNN's word of the day--think the panel on there has said it 30 times the past 10 minutes.

https://img.discogs.com/WJAag-g2hrQoUgsGKjJpQiOgOAQ=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-702522-1404414168-2731.jpeg.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

https://vimeo.com/208473044

example (crüt), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

it's not that surprising. he doesn't care about the integrity of our electoral process, which he doesn't think has any integrity to begin with

For fuck's sake, he told everyone it was a moral duty to vote for Hillary.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:27 (eight years ago)

yeah to stave off global warming

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

like, he is not pro trump.

but he is not especially disturbed about russian propaganda influencing an election that he already sees as a kind of weird sideshow masking the machinations of the real power brokers

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:31 (eight years ago)

the grounds on which he argued people should vote hillary were purely pragmatic

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

and erotic

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

and in return removing sanctions levied against them

yeah i bleeve this is called 'horse trading' in realpolitik

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)

if the return for removing sanctions is something deemed in the national interest, then ok, I got no problem there. if the horse trade is for something in trump's interest or those in his administration, against the national interest, then fuck that noise. that isn't realpolitik. that's just collusion with a foreign power against the national interest.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

When I saw that weird shot of the First Lady, this came to mind.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e3/51/02/e35102e7005e5a2ee0b762acd3461582.jpg

earlnash, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

if the thing he traded for was a coordinated propaganda campaign carried out by Russia that was designed to undermine his political opponent and help him win the election, and the basis of that propaganda was illegally hacked material, where would that fall on your scale?

xp

Moodles, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

why is there a spiderweb behind Melania?

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:35 (eight years ago)

picture was taken in front of muppet babies window

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

nepotism is kind of a factor of life?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

Sanctions are almost always bullshit; they usually just kill children. The last time I can recall them doing demonstrable good was against South Africa in the '80s.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

What kind response should the US make to Russia taking military action against Ukraine?

What are approprate promises for a political candidate to make to a foreign power in exchange for that country intervening in the election?

Moodles, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

As for health care, from that Axios guy again:

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/849480391316692992

What I'm hearing from all sides: the meeting went terribly. Lots of talk. Nothing resolved. No clear path to passing this.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

"us Democrats really need to back off the Russia shit" is the latest bit of liberal concern trolling, kind of glad for once the Dem Congress isn't listening to it

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, April 4, 2017 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because if congressional dems are known for one thing, it's being held hostage by the left wing of its party?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

Sanctions are almost always bullshit; they usually just kill children. The last time I can recall them doing demonstrable good was against South Africa in the '80s.

This isn't really the case with the Russia ones as they mostly just cut certain Russian companies off from borrowing internationally and prevent a handful of individuals from doing business with the US and EU. The only real shortages (like the alarming lack of Parmesan in Moscow) are due to a tit for tat import ban. They arent really doing much to affect the Russian economy as the companies affected can borrow freely from domestic banks with excess liquidity. They are symbolic but not very effective. The Trump camp has also said they are staying in place until Crimea is returned to Ukraine.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:38 (eight years ago)

To clarify that slightly, the theory behind them is probably more that they would be effective in targeting specific people (like Arkady Rotenberg) who are thought to be close to Putin and who would, in turn, put more pressure on the levers of power, than in significantly impairing the economy as a whole. Again, this doesn't appear to be working though.

The idea of Erik Prince trying to use sanctions as a bargaining chip to drive a wedge between Russia and Iran makes a certain amount of political sense in the abstract, and might even be true, but it's not that much of a chip. It wouldn't be a surprise, if that was the play, for Russia to opt for a relationship with a politically stable, reliable partner over a volatile one led by an unpredictable lunatic.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 08:48 (eight years ago)

who is Chomsky?

I believe this is a misprint; the comments were actually from former tween star Anna Chlumsky:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/14/article-0-0063CB0400000258-11_306x423.jpg

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:10 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/RudawEnglish/status/849290117869174784

^ Jared Kushner and Trump's former bodyguard / head of WH security, Keith Schiller, meeting with the President of Iraqi Kurdistan. Schiller appears to be wearing an Adidas tracksuit.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:13 (eight years ago)

even Nivea is getting on the alt-right bandwagon!

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/pri_35387062.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:15 (eight years ago)

scott seward, that's nothing compared to Ivory (ahem) calling itself 99 44/100ths pure.

Racist soap, what is the world coming to

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)

lol

Treeship, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

xpost

Anna Chlumsky is core character in one of the best TV shows on television for the past 5 years I'd say she's not just a former tween star

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

sure, but why does she love Russia so much?

Moodles, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

Our president:

On the eve of the scheduled vote on the repeal of the Affordable Care Act, an American economist, Eswar Prasad, said he dropped in on Chinese colleagues who were gaming out Mr. Xi’s economic proposals for Florida.

Mr. Prasad said he was surprised to find that the Chinese economists were obsessed with tracking Mr. Trump’s fortunes in the congressional vote. For example, they knew exactly how many votes the Freedom Caucus had mustered, he said.

“They were saying they wanted the vote to go Trump’s way because then Trump would be less tempted to take it out on China,” said Mr. Prasad, an economist at Cornell. Mr. Trump suffered a big legislative defeat, the opposite of what they hoped for.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

http://www.booooooom.com/2017/04/04/someone-is-photoshoppping-images-of-donald-trump-wearing-really-long-ties/

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

lol they're treating him like a literal 5-year old

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

i meant to say it before but good thread title, silby. the "okay?" is the best part of the quote

marcos, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

Completely 100% unprompted side thought here but I've been getting really annoyed lately when I see people on the web projecting their clickbait-headline-simplistic fantasies onto pictures of politicians they hate. I fantasize about Trump's demise every single day but when I see people comment on a picture of one of these villains scowling or looking vacant about how "defeated" they look or how "you can see they know they're fucked and everything they believe in is crumbling"... You could take a still of a video of somebody ordering ice cream and find a moment where their face is transitioning during a covert fart and do that. Trump has a dumb face and terrible posture whether or not he's angry that things aren't going his way. Stupid sensationalized clickbait headlines (with photos) and the pacing/editing of reality show narratives are making people think that real people actually pantomime overt emotions based on the success or failure of things they're associated with.

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Noooo, that's the best! And the very best was that video that put the music from Veep underneath it. Really made them seem miserable.

If people want to project, it's much better to project about feelings than facts, imo.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

We all want these idiots to fail but to keep pretending they're having these devastating epiphanies based on photos of them looking bored or gassy is just kind of pathetic to me.

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

this ain't exactly unique to the Trump admin. how many times was that Obama frowny face photo re-appropriated?

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

I actually saw a thread where someone posted a pic of Obama with grumpface, someone (incorrectly) noted that Obama's lips were purple in the pic, a third person (correctly) ascertained that purple lips can be due to cyanosis, and then a fourth person said "omg could that be caused by opiate usage"?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

i heard propecia abuse turns the skin orange

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

Right! I'm not saying it's unique to "our side" at all but I do want "us" to be better than that.

xxp

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Being pathetic is not that bad! There are much worse things to be.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

Anna Chlumsky is core character in one of the best TV shows on television for the past 5 years I'd say she's not just a former tween star

This role also makes her far more qualified for political office than Trump.

joygoat, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

a+

marcos, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

brb, buying 100 tote bags

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

I want our side to be worse than theirs, more dishonest, more ruthless

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

I'm not saying it's unique to "our side" at all but I do want "us" to be better than that.

Well, we're not, so dry your eyes and get the fuck over it.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

it's much better to project about feelings than facts, imo

Fred are you actually Donald Trump?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

Charles Pierce:

Precisely what "tactical advantage" worthy of the name are the Democrats giving up here? If they strike the deal that Fred's people want them to strike, retaining this vague "tactical advantage," they will get in return two things: 1) a completely worthless promise from Mitch McConnell whom, in this context, they should not trust as far as they can throw the Capitol dome, and 2) the "retention" of their right to filibuster the next genius produced by Heritage and The Federalist Society as long as they pinky-swear not to exercise that right. This is the kind of thinking that makes me wonder if the WaPo editorial board has been drunk or asleep since the election of Bill Clinton.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

I'm not saying it's unique to "our side" at all but I do want "us" to be better than that.

Well, we're not, so dry your eyes and get the fuck over it.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, April 5, 2017 11:15 AM (two minutes ago)

insert photo of me looking completely defeated

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

"I'm not saying it's unique to "our side" at all but I do want "us" to be better than that."

Yeah, sure, but...no. Harrass and insult and mock them forever 24/7. Be a better person to, like, puppies and babies.

scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

Exactly. Being polite and playing by the rules will ensure we continue to lose.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

Eh, that wasn't my point sorry.

Mock them all you want, but don't pretend to yourself that every single image of a republican frowning is them "realizing they're a TOTAL failure"

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

Love that pic with the Pierce piece Alfred linked to.

http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/17/14/980x490/landscape-1491401069-ap-17095482071357mod.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

I hope next Merkley grabs a guitar and sings Elvis Costello's "No Action."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-05/bannon-removed-from-national-security-council-role-in-shakeup

President Donald Trump reorganized his National Security Council on Wednesday, removing his chief strategist, Stephen Bannon, and downgrading the role of his Homeland Security Adviser, Tom Bossert, according to a person familiar with the decision and a regulatory filing.

National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster was given responsibility for setting the agenda for meetings of the NSC or the Homeland Security Council, and was authorized to delegate that authority to Bossert, at his discretion, according to the filing.

Under the move, the national intelligence director, Dan Coats, and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, are again "regular attendees" of the NSC’s principals committee.

Bannon, the former executive chairman of Breitbart News, was elevated to the National Security Council’s principals committee at the beginning of Trump’s presidency. The move drew criticism from some members of Congress and Washington’s foreign policy establishment.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

well thank God Bannon's gone from it at least

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

Gotta sting a little

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

Further fun:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/849647733556346880

NEW: Bannon's role on NSC was to look over Gen. Flynn's shoulder, a White House official said.

He never went to meeting.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Roger Stone vs. Jared Kushner

There are at least a few plausible explanations for Roger Stone’s latest odd move. One is that Donald Trump has cut off Stone, leaving him to fend for himself in the Russia scandal, and that Stone believes Kushner is the one who convinced Trump to hang him out to dry – so he wants revenge on Kushner. Another is that Stone simply believes Trump is giving too much power to Kushner in general, and is trying to manipulate his old friend Trump into reining Kushner in. Perhaps Bannon even pushed Stone into making the accusation, because Bannon wants to shift the power back from Kushner to himself. It’s also possible Stone has merely snapped under the pressure of FBI investigation.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, the Trump trollbot army of Utah! Or in Utah or something.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/from-utah-with-love

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

And some interesting fun here:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/the-battle-for-breitbart-after-bannon

And less than 100 days into Trump’s administration, a few competing visions are already manifesting themselves. Several people working in conservative journalism, and who are familiar with the inner workings of Breitbart, told me that a fissure is opening between two high-ranking editors. Marlow, the level-headed protégé of the late Andrew Breitbart, and the site’s editor-in-chief, is largely seen as trying to professionalize the organization. Boyle, the site’s pugnacious, cannonball-like political editor, who has called explicitly for a war against Trump’s enemies in the White House, is less concerned with cooling the rhetoric. “I think that Alex Marlow saw Breitbart as more of a tabloid for working people across the country, like the national New York Post,” said Scarry. “Boyle, probably just by the nature of his job, was really more focused on disrupting Washington and effecting policy changes on the Hill. Bannon had this 30,000-foot view and wanted Breitbart to have some say in the shifting culture in America.”

Without Bannon to serve as a moderating influence between Boyle and Marlow specifically, or, to be more accurate, an overpowering influence, the site has already begun to change. “Bannon used to let me write whatever I wanted, but it’s much more controlled now,” right-wing agitator Patrick Howley said to Buzzfeed when he left, adding afterward that Bannon was a “classy barbarian.” Lee Stranahan, an on-again, off-again reporter for the site, recently quit over what he saw as “micromanaging.” “Bannon was smart and had done stuff,” he told The Daily Caller, saying he “was happy to work for him.” The new leadership, on the other hand, was going to involve “a degree of micromanagement I was not comfortable with.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

xxpost One of the only upsides of having a pack of mad dogs running the country (and hovering on the periphery) is that a mad dog will bite anything. There isn't ultimately any loyalty among any of these fuckers.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Hell, not even an xxpost, it turns out. It kind of applies to most stories about right wingers.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

FWIW, Rick Wilson had been muttering for the past couple of days something was going to go down, is saying it's the Bannon/NSC news, and linked back to a piece of his last week on Nunes and his sources, specifically this section:

But Cohen-Watnick has powerful friends in the White House. Both Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner weighed in to save Cohen-Watnick’s job. There’s a twist to this story that is unnoticed so far. They obviously went to McMaster first. Reporting indicates they then took their appeal to the president himself, who intervened personally on behalf of a relatively unknown 30-year-old aide who was only in the White House because of a man Trump was forced to fire.

What justified this level of protection and intervention? The pieces seem to click together easily. Bannon needed Cohen-Watnick to stay in place in the National Security Council, with the concomitant level of access to intelligence, in order to support the political pushback on the growing Russia story. The coverup and political pushback Bannon has personally led is fraught with danger, with obstruction of justice on the low end of the risk scale. That Bannon, Cohen-Watnick, and Ellis apparently worked together to loop the hapless Nunes into Bannon’s scheme was too dumb by a mile.

We'll see, I guess.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

Completely 100% unprompted side thought here but I've been getting really annoyed lately when I see people on the web projecting their clickbait-headline-simplistic fantasies onto pictures of politicians they hate. I fantasize about Trump's demise every single day but when I see people comment on a picture of one of these villains scowling or looking vacant about how "defeated" they look or how "you can see they know they're fucked and everything they believe in is crumbling"... You could take a still of a video of somebody ordering ice cream and find a moment where their face is transitioning during a covert fart and do that. Trump has a dumb face and terrible posture whether or not he's angry that things aren't going his way. Stupid sensationalized clickbait headlines (with photos) and the pacing/editing of reality show narratives are making people think that real people actually pantomime overt emotions based on the success or failure of things they're associated with.

― Evan, Wednesday, April 5, 2017 3:15 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this type of thing is more annoying imo, it's like a venn diagram of things i won't click on:

Fight Trump
12 hrs ·
LOL! Louis C.K. delivers Trump the worst blow ever..

EPIC! Louis C.K. Just Gave Trump A BRUTAL Label And Colbert’s Crowd Lost It
The famous comedian hit the nail squarely on the head.
OCCUPYDEMOCRATS.COM

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

otm, I hate all clickbait articles that have headlines like "This snarky comment totally ends the GOP as we know it!!!!"

Moodles, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

Bannon's stock dropping legitimately good news to me

softie (silby), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

Marlow, the level-headed protégé of the late Andrew Breitbart, and the site’s editor-in-chief, is largely seen as trying to professionalize the organization.

My wife went to posh elite LA high school Harvard Westlake with this butthole. Another So. Cal arch conservative like Miller. shrug.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

xp silby otm, good news

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Good piece by PAreene: http://fusion.net/the-long-lucrative-right-wing-grift-is-blowing-up-in-t-1793944216

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Lots of understandable random Twitter speculation on a variety of fronts happening among journalists and NeverTrump conservatives re Bannon. The couple of things that catch my eye from the outside are speculation that any Bannon-encouraged pro-Assad/pro-Russian signs in Trump foreign policy as such are now 'inoperable,' as they say, plus more along the lines of the whole Cohen-Watnick shenanigans already noted. Again, who knows.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

I'm not saying it's unique to "our side" at all but I do want "us" to be better than that.

Well, we're not, so dry your eyes and get the fuck over it.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, April 5, 2017 11:15 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's essentially political lolcats

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

maybe the real story about trump-russia is trumps unflinching loyalty to a unorganized conspiracy theory believing fucking moron like Flynn where all these countermeasures had to be allegedly put in place to babysit his stupid ass. the president is surrounded by yes men and fools.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Glenn Thrush just now:

https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/849660157042851841

Exclusive interview with @realDonaldTrump by @maggieNYT and me in the Oval -- news was made. More to come soon...

Sure loves to talk to that 'failing' NYT crew a lot.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

news was made, the president shit in his hand and flung it at us

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

re the Merkley photo: is that the first time George Shiras has come up in any form since the 19th century?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

I believe he once appeared in a taco in Las Cruces.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

Uh...nice try, guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8qbOpEXoAAZbyv.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

news was made, the president shit in his hand and flung it at us

pretty much:

WASHINGTON — President Trump said on Wednesday that he thought that the former national security adviser Susan E. Rice may have committed a crime by seeking the identities of Trump associates who were mentioned on intercepted communications and that other Obama administration officials may also have been involved.

“I think it’s going to be the biggest story,” Mr. Trump said in an interview in the Oval Office, declining repeated requests for evidence for his allegations or the names of other Obama administration officials. “It’s such an important story for our country and the world. It is one of the big stories of our time.”

He declined to say if he had personally reviewed new intelligence to bolster his claim but pledged to explain himself “at the right time.”

When asked if Ms. Rice, who has denied leaking the names of Trump associates under surveillance by United States intelligence agencies, had committed a crime, the president said, “Do I think? Yes, I think.”

Ms. Rice has denied any impropriety. In an interview on Tuesday with MSNBC, she said: “The allegation is that somehow the Obama administration officials utilized intelligence for political purposes. That’s absolutely false.”

Mr. Trump criticized media outlets, including The New York Times, for failing to adequately cover the Rice controversy — while singling out Fox News and the host Bill O’Reilly for praise, despite reports this week that the veteran conservative commentator settled five lawsuits filed by women claiming sexual harassment or inappropriate behavior. The president then went on to defend Mr. O’Reilly, who has hosted him frequently over the years.

“I think he’s a person I know well — he is a good person,” said Mr. Trump, who during the interview was surrounded at his desk by a half-dozen of his highest-ranking aides, including the economic adviser Gary Cohn and Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, along with Vice President Mike Pence.

“I think he shouldn’t have settled; personally I think he shouldn’t have settled,” said Mr. Trump. “Because you should have taken it all the way. I don’t think Bill did anything wrong.”

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

I think the stuff about O'Reilly is more notable. (And obvious.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

witness the power of this fully de-operational national security council

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

nice to have a black woman to blame all of the GOPs problems on again. we ride!

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

“Do I think? Yes, I think.”

YOU LIE

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

Also, I love the 'surrounded at his desk' detail. They were probably all going "Oh god, what will he say."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

xp to ned: yeah, he's setting himself up for a fall when hard evidence or trial comes through for o'reilly but when has that ever stopped him

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

i cannot wait for this dude to go full late period howard hughes after his administration ends

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

"biggest biggest biggest biggest biggest...."

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

xpost Don't need those last four words there, I think.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

“Do I think? Yes, I think.”

I would say there's the May thread title, but I know he'll say something even stupider before then.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

I guess I'd personally prefer that he waits until after he's ejected from office before moving into his 'collecting jars of his own feces' phase.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

pledged to explain himself “at the right time.”

This 'pledge' against the future means nothing to him but a way of getting something he wanted at the moment he made it: to stop them asking more questions along this line. I'm sure it worked, too.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

Quite a shift from wiretapping.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

that Pareene piece from above is very good, thanks for sharing

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

don't like this. when these assholes make a concerted effort to go after someone like Rice with outrageous charges I think it does change the narrative for a lot of the country. Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush are not helping with headlines like "Trump Says Susan Rice May Have Committed a Crime"

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

kinda thinking this is the last Trump is gonna mention about wiretapping, he almost certainly ordered everyone close to him to find some story that remotely, somehow supports his theory (even if it's something mundane and completely legal) so he can whine about it endlessly and talk about how he was "vindicated", that once again Trump was right and the fake news was wrong, blah blah blah blah *shoots self in head*

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

xpost It does, but it also reminds me of his threats to sue accusers -- and the NYT, FWIW -- back in October. That fizzled to nothing for any number of reasons. Question here is, if Rice basically says 'prove it' and says she'll go to court, what then?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

FEEL THE GREATNESS:

International travel to the US dropped 6.5 per cent in the eight days following the president’s proposed travel ban on January 27 when compared to the same period in 2016, according to travel data company ForwardKeys. Online searches for flights to America also dropped by 17 per cent the same week, said flight app Hopper. And the president of Dubai-based airline Emirates, Sir Tim Clark, confirmed in March that the travel ban, which sought to stop nationals from seven mainly Muslim countries from travelling to the US, immediately triggered a drop in bookings from Dubai by over a third.

All this has resulted in an estimated loss of $185 million in business travel bookings from January 28 to February 4, as calculated by the Global Business Travel Association. The drop-off in tourism is predicted to result in 4.3 million fewer visitors this year, which adds up to a staggering loss of $7.4 billion in revenue for the US.

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/trump-slump-travel-ban-muslims-us-tourism-holidays-foreign-visitors-a7666461.html

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

from Pareene piece, for fanboys like Shakey:

“I supported single payer since before you were born,” says Nancy Pelosi, who has the legislative and leadership record of someone who may support single payer but clearly doesn’t actually expect it to happen in our lifetimes.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

keep tiltin at those windmills

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush are not helping with headlines like "Trump Says Susan Rice May Have Committed a Crime"

― Dan S, Wednesday, April 5, 2017 12:00 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. There may be an implied 'can you even believe this fucking guy?' but leaving it implicit essentially closes the case for far too many people. I guess I'm saying that the media pretty much has to hand-hold people at this point.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

Once again Dr. Bore-bius does a close reading and picks out the REAL enemy, Democrats.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

xpost
that NYT headline is just wrong, and dangerous. it's also too reminiscent of some of their ridiculous headlines during the campaign which validated his lies

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

this type of thing is more annoying imo, it's like a venn diagram of things i won't click on:

Fight Trump
12 hrs ·
LOL! Louis C.K. delivers Trump the worst blow ever..
EPIC! Louis C.K. Just Gave Trump A BRUTAL Label And Colbert’s Crowd Lost It
The famous comedian hit the nail squarely on the head.
OCCUPYDEMOCRATS.COM

― nomar, Wednesday, April 5, 2017 12:19 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed nomar but it's disappointing when people talk/think that way without having an incentive to get clicks out of it

Evan, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush are not helping with headlines like "Trump Says Susan Rice May Have Committed a Crime"

THIS RAISES QUESTIONS

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

I see they've now amended it, to "Trump Suggests Rice Committed Crime, Citing No Evidence"

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

how stupid are these reporters not to know the distinction? or is it an editorial decision

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

excellent question

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

both sides do it, do u see

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Flynn's kid is sad:

https://twitter.com/mflynnJR/status/849660748204654592

Fact 1: Flynn/Bannon most loyal to DJT (both out at NSC)

Fact 2: McMaster wont say "Radical Islam"

Is WH serious abt defeating our enemy?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

we need a literary theorist to dig down deep and give us a semantic study of the GOPs fascination with the use of magic words. who will volunteer?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

there've already been a lot of majors shitting on the Rice story, such as New Yorker, New Republic, Don Lemon.

The conservative papers (Breitbart, Federalist, NRO, Mediaite, PJ Media, Faux) are the only ones I see really see running with it. and that's kind of how it was when he made the first wiretap tweet, although some of the orgs like Fox were a bit more reticent on that one.

I don't see this gaining traction beyond the margins. The best thing Rice could do is just say "sure, subpoena me, I'll show up" and let them fall on their faces. This is not a thing Trump actually wants to come to actual greater scrutiny, although he *is* an idiot so....

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

Trump apparently now saying all sorts of belligerent things about Syria and Assad at a presser.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

xpost I mean generally speaking, when you have to try three different attempts to get your initial story to stick, and the third go-round involves entirely different details than your initial claims, you're generally flailing

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

Thus:

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/849674038750392321

"I now have responsibility and will carry it proudly." -POTUS on response to Syria/chemical attack

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/849674144119738368

POTUS on Syria CW attack: “It crossed a lot of lines for me”

(That apparently in response to:)

https://twitter.com/DavidRutz/status/849674594428608513

reporter asked Trump if it crossed a "red line" with him

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

"I do not like the gas attack
I wouldn't like it in Iraq
I wouldn't like it on a plane
I wouldn't like it in a lane"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

all kinds of fucked up that the civilians of Syria have to rely on this shitbird to protect them. already seen Trump doesn't give a shit about civilian body counts.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

http://www.gallup.com/poll/207794/six-partisan-bias-news-media.aspx?g_source=Politics&g_medium=newsfeed&g_campaign=tiles

shit like this, man.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

Trump already showing cracks in his isolationism over this Syria thing, huh

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

thread title making me sing phil collins in my head, is there no end to the horrors this administration can inflict

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

^^^hate this thread title so much

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

http://wlrn.org/post/florida-sheriffs-challenge-department-homeland-security

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/04/04/every-story-i-have-read-about-trump-supporters-in-the-past-week/

Alexandra Petri wrote a fun thing

Each morning he arrives at the Blue Plate Diner and tries to make sense of it all. The regulars are already there. Lydia Borkle lives in an old shoe in the tiny town of Tempe Work Only, Ariz., where the factory has just rusted away into a pile of gears and dust. The jobs were replaced by robots, not shipped overseas, but try telling Lydia that. (I did, very slowly and patiently, I thought, but she still became quite brusque.) Her one lifeline was an Obama-era jobs training program, but she says that she does not regret her vote for Trump and likes what he says about business. She makes a point of telling me that she is not racist, but I think she probably is, a little...

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

I...wouldn't call that fun.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

@adamjohnsonNYC
liberals: Trump is a uniquely dangerous, unhinged mad man
also liberals: Why is Trump not pushing harder to start war a w Syria & NorthKorea

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

Game recognize game?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

Strawmanism recognize strawmanism.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

I can never figure out if these guys don't know there's already been a war going on in Syria for quite some time, or if they just don't care about people dying unless they're American...

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

Or that we may in some cases have treaty obligations that apply.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

Minor details!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

The US is not at war with the Syrian government. Whether there is a case for starting one is up for debate.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

Perceptive as always.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

Trumps about to find out what backing down over 'red lines' is all about. You want to be the guy to help start WW3?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

However I am worried hes going to blow some shit up just to prove his dick is bigger than Obamas

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

That Petri thing is fantastic. They should fire Fred Hiatt and make her the editorial page editor.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Fun fun:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/849694590680653826

Fox News chief WH correspondent @johnrobertsFox on Bannon’s removal from National Security Council

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8q4baYUIAApZv_.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

Trump as Mama Rose in Gypsy!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

Some general 'hms' in this story on Bannon/NSC:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/bannon-ousted-from-national-security-council-236908

In recent weeks, Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, has asked searching questions – sometimes for hours – of inside and outside advisers about the White House's performance and complained about Bannon in particular, according to people who have spoken with Kushner. Kushner, a onetime New York Democrat, and Bannon, a hard-right nationalist, have clashed as Kushner has told people that Bannon’s desire to deconstruct the government, is hurting the president.

One person familiar with Kushner's thinking says Kushner believes Bannon is more of a problem than Reince Priebus, the chief of staff.

“Big fight is between nationalists and the ‘West Wing Democrats,” one senior administration official said.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

is our jareds paying attention to whats been going on the last two fucking years

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

Well you know.

Anyway: I long figured it would come down to a Jared v Bannon scenario and that Bannon would lose, if push ever came to shove. Not saying this IS what's happening -- doesn't feel like a final reckoning or anything -- but combined with what frankly reads as Trump abjectly going "Oh you do it" to his son-in-law on any number of fronts, it makes sense.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, amusing:

https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/849700957889974272

WOW. This defense of the core of the ACA by the Republican chief deputy whip is remarkable.

Said defense:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8q-bboUMAAbDSR.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

Please tell me his last name really is "HcHenry."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

Give me pre-existing condition coverage or give me death!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

Anyway: I long figured it would come down to a Jared v Bannon scenario and that Bannon would lose, if push ever came to shove. Not saying this IS what's happening -- doesn't feel like a final reckoning or anything -- but combined with what frankly reads as Trump abjectly going "Oh you do it" to his son-in-law on any number of fronts, it makes sense.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, April 5, 2017 7:21 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

especially since trump is a narcissistic sociopath with no true friends whose only loyalty is to his family (as they are a reflection of himself)

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

Anyway:

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/849702590745108480

Senior admin official tells me hcare talks 2.0 won't lead to a deal/bill before recess. Congress will go on break w/ out acting.

Tax reform next, everyone!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

Please tell me his last name really is "HcHenry."

― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, April 5, 2017 3

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

I've predicted Bannon would be first out of the WH cabal since the inauguration, standing by that

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

i hear they call him HcHenry behind his back because well you know

http://i.imgur.com/X8xnrQB.png

nomar, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

I kinda love this:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chris-collins-moderates-didnt-know-obamacare-protection-for-sick-customers-faced-chopping-block/article/2619448#.WOVN_2LJPMM.twitter

When asked about whether Republicans would be able to reach a deal on healthcare, Rep. Steve Chabot, R-Ohio, replied, "Cautiously optimistic may be a little strong."

"I thought this would be the easiest thing to do," he said. "I'm surprised we've been this incompetent."

Are you now.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

well. there you have it, i guess.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

"I'm surprised we've been this incompetent."

another candidate for May thread title

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

And on a sillier note:

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/849010868402741248

actual photo of jared kushner expertly negotiating an end to the war in iraq

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8hKtbmUMAA_euN.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

"I thought this would be the easiest thing to do," he said. "I'm surprised we've been this incompetent."

srsly, no-one knew health care could be so complicated. NO-ONE

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

"Now watch me as I destroy medicare"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

Maybe they just wanted to troll everyone:

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/849734968377057281

Office of the Strategic Initiatives Group. You know, the one the White House said didn't exist.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8rdcchXgAAnVip.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Elsewhere:

https://twitter.com/LACaldwellDC/status/849734633768062976

Spotted: former speaker John boehner walking into leader MCCarthy's office.

"Sucks to be you!"

"Yeah yeah..."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

'I left like 30 bottles of wine in here and I need them right now.. for a friend.'

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

And they must all be brimming with confidence now, I'm sure:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-takes-lead-role-on-tax-plan-1491428468

The Trump administration, stung by its failure to advance a health-care overhaul through Congress last month, is trying to lay a stronger foundation for a tax-code rewrite by taking a lead role in shaping the legislative push, according to interviews with several senior administration officials.

Despite the ramped-up effort, no consensus has emerged yet among senior White House advisers about either the shape of the tax plan or the strategy for building a coalition on Capitol Hill. Administration officials are courting Democrats, but the two parties face wide fissures that could be difficult to close.

The whole thing is a portrait of mass confusion and dysfunction.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Oh HERE'S some Alfred bait:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/bannon-mcmaster-national-security-council-236921

National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster quietly slipped out of the White House grounds last week to seek the counsel of one of his aging predecessors, another three-star general who ran the National Security Council in a time of political turmoil and congressional probes.

McMaster's session with 92-year-old Brent Scowcroft, who served as national security adviser for Presidents Gerald Ford and George H.W. Bush, was the clearest indication yet that McMaster, who took the reins of the NSC in February after his predecessor Mike Flynn was ousted, intends to radically depart from the approach taken by Flynn and President Donald Trump's chief strategist, Steve Bannon, who was removed from his seat on Wednesday.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

"The clearest indication yet"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

the MAVERICK keeps on MAVERICKIN'

On one side is Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), who says that once Democrats filibuster Judge Neil Gorsuch, the GOP’s unilateral response to confirm him on a simple majority vote will take senators “back to what was the tradition in the Senate” for confirming Supreme Court justices.

It will be, McConnell says, a good thing for the Senate.

“Look at the Senate through the long history of the body, the practical effect of all this will be to take us back to where we were,” McConnell, 75, told reporters Tuesday.

On the other side is Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), the fiery 80-year-old who sees this move as the next step in the inexorable slide to crushing the chamber’s bipartisan traditions. He thinks senators who view this as a good step are, well, not fully in command of their faculties.

“Idiot, whoever says that is a stupid idiot, who has not been here and seen what I’ve been through and how we were able to avoid that on several occasions,” McCain said Wednesday, recalling past efforts to defuse these judicial confirmation wars. “And they are stupid and they’ve deceived their voters because they are so stupid.”

Even so, McCain will support McConnell’s move to eliminate the 60-vote threshold for reaching a final vote on approving Supreme Court justices to lifetime appointments.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Another success from the Secret Service:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/05/politics/secret-service-agent-prostitute-maryland-hotel/index.html

The police responded to a call from the hotel manager who became suspicious of activity in one of the rooms. The source said this was not a sting.
The agent was arrested and was charged with solicitation. He then self-reported his arrest to the Secret Service, the source said.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Lol @ john mccain. What a fraud.

Treeship, Thursday, 6 April 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Jam Chin Con
Jam Inch Con
Jam Cinch On
Jam Cinch No
Jam Conch In

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 6 April 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

This is all such corrupt bullshit! I'm disgusted with every aspect of it and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves! But...well...I'll do whatever you guys think is best.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

His vociferous espousal of convictions he hasn't the courage to put into action is an inspiration to loud-mouthed cowards the world over.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

x-post way upthread-- read someone suggest Bannon wanted off the NSC because there's a paper trail there, and he prefers to operate more in secret. Who knows. Could be nonsense.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 6 April 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/us/politics/donald-trump-interview-new-york-times-transcript.html

The following is a partial transcript of President Trump’s interview with The New York Times’s Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush. It has been lightly edited for content and clarity

TRUMP: We want to do a great infrastructure plan, and on that side I will say that we’re going to have, I believe, tremendous Democrat support. We are also going to have some good Republican support, and I think it’s going to be one of the very bipartisan bills and it’s going to happen. I may put it in with health care.

HABERMAN: Really?

TRUMP: Yeah. I may put it in with something else because it’s a very popular thing. We’ve spent $6 trillion in the Middle East, as of two months ago. Uh, $6 trillion. And yet we can’t fix our own roads and our own highways. And our bridges, which are, in many cases, in very bad shape. And we’re going to have a very big infrastructure plan. And bill. And it’s going to come soon. And I think we’ll have support from Democrats and Republicans.

THRUSH: [Transportation Secretary] Elaine Chao said that it would likely come “later in the year.” Are you thinking about accelerating?

TRUMP: I am. I’m thinking about accelerating it. I’m thinking about putting it with another bill. Could be health care, could be something else. [Cross talk.] Could be tax reform.

HABERMAN: What’s your time frame, at this point, that you’re looking at as an accelerated?

TRUMP: Well, we’re working — you know when people said, when you guys, because you know we have a very solid administration. We have some very, very good people. This man was the president of Goldman Sachs. I mean, he was, like, the president of Goldman Sachs.

HABERMAN: I’m very familiar with his work.

TRUMP: And believe me, they wanted him. But he wanted to do something more important. As he said, as big as Goldman Sachs are, it was —

HABERMAN: This is bigger.

TRUMP: — and is. The numbers here are staggering. He did the biggest deals in the world. They were, like, tiny deals. They were like peanut deals. But, but we just have a great group of people.

Number None, Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:34 (eight years ago)

TRUMP: On roads, on bridges, on many different things. And it’s also going to be — we have to refurbish to a large extent. You know, we can build new highways, which are much more expensive. And sometimes they’re the highways to hell. You know they’re called, like the Second Avenue subway, the tunnel to nowhere. Which, after spending 12 trillion, 12 billion dollars, they realize it now. But you know when they built the Second Avenue subway, you know they never knew where it was going. Did you know this? This was one of the great of all time. And then they ended up finishing it.

Number None, Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:36 (eight years ago)

This was one of the great of all time.

hot bech babes lick the feemer and get the skeletor fever. (stevie), Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:50 (eight years ago)

checks out

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:52 (eight years ago)

Trump is delusional. And it seems pretty safe to say now, there will be no tax reform, and no infrastructure money.

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:57 (eight years ago)

I keep thinking of the people who have to transcribe this stuff

Number None, Thursday, 6 April 2017 07:39 (eight years ago)

so he wants new roads but new roads are expensive and highways to hell? I ... er.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 April 2017 07:58 (eight years ago)

Has he suggested the old welfare idea of getting the unemployed to build the roads to nowhere to earn their keep yet?
Or is that where the workforce for the wall is coming from?

Also still trying to remember teh name of a US tv show from the 90s or early 00s where a lotof the denizens of Hell had broken out an dgone into corporate business. A small group of individuals were stuck trying to combat the situation while being the only ones aware of what was happening. I think the corporate entities were at least assuming the veneer of decent business. just something I keep being reminded of by the Trump regime.
Could see the attraction of building highways to hell if it meant his hometown crowd got the infrastructure they were after.

Stevolende, Thursday, 6 April 2017 08:10 (eight years ago)

Ya

virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 April 2017 08:38 (eight years ago)

I would pay at least $100 to have seen the expressions on Haberman's face, especially here:

TRUMP: Well, we’re working — you know when people said, when you guys, because you know we have a very solid administration. We have some very, very good people. This man was the president of Goldman Sachs. I mean, he was, like, the president of Goldman Sachs.

HABERMAN: I’m very familiar with his work.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:12 (eight years ago)

I keep thinking of the people who have to transcribe this stuff

― Number None, Thursday, April 6, 2017 2:39 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Have you read about the translators who've gotten side-eye from people who are incredulous that the POTUS could possibly mangle his own language to the extent suggested by the translation?

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

Has he suggested the old welfare idea of getting the unemployed to build the roads to nowhere to earn their keep yet?

That's ridiculous. You'd be skipping the steps of incarcerating the unemployed then contracting the road-to-nowhere work out to private prisons.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/bannon-resign-mercer-trump-236939

, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

One can but hope.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

Anyway, I've seen a formulation kicking around not to believe heroic narratives of disgraced aides. And between that and the 'I was just babysitting Flynn!' story, you have to wonder.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

Separately, slew of stuff this morning already from Costa, starting here:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/849950835769569281

TENSE MTG AT THE WH: Wed. night health-care huddle, Priebus office in West Wing. Pence, Priebus and others w/ Ryan and McCarthy...Per official, PENCE, usually low key in talks, lit up. Said he + Pres. wanted action now, pre-recess, urged Spkr to move on high risk pools. In the room: Ryan, McCarthy, Bremberg, Pence, Bannon, Priebus... at times heated. Both sides feel strain of AHCA stumble, Trump agitation...Per @abbydphillip, Ryan aide acknowledges WH raised the stakes on health care in Wed. mtg at WH w/ Spkr & McCarthy...White House officials painted a "dire" political picture of what would happen if Republicans fail to act on health care, per the aide

I still don't see how they get anything going. Also worth noting, if all the tea-leaf-reading is true, that maybe aside from Pence this is the current group of people perceived as being on the outs/looked at askance by Trump anyway.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

And per this interview with Mulvaney:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2017/04/05/mulvaney_restarting_health_care_effort_is_key_to_gop_agenda_133534.html

“Tax reform is numerically more difficult if health care doesn’t pass. Tax reform is procedurally more difficult if health care doesn’t pass. A lot of other things become easier if health care passes,” Mulvaney. “So, not only is it sort of a procedural linchpin, but it’s a numeric linchpin.”

Longtime Obamacare complainer Philip Klein says:

https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/849977832763785217

He calls it the "numeric linchpin" -- so basically renewed urgency to pass something is so they can cut taxes, not reform healthcare

On top of which:

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/white-house-obamacare-payments-repeal-236934

The disintegration of the latest Obamacare repeal bid in the House has thrown the health law’s fate back to a divided circle of White House advisers wrestling with whether to pay out key subsidies — or cut them off and blow up the health law.

The aides have limited time to figure things out; health plans must decide in June whether to stay in Obamacare insurance markets next year or pull out. If billions of dollars of cost-sharing subsidies dry up, the plans are more likely to leave, possibly quite rapidly. Millions of people could lose their coverage — and polls show people are becoming more likely to blame health law problems on President Donald Trump than on his predecessor.

One key lawmaker said sentiment is running toward preserving the subsidies to keep the insurance market stable — an irony given that the House Republicans went to court to stop the Obama White House from spending the money without a congressional appropriation. Congress had refused to authorize the spending as it sought to undermine the health law. The Congressional Budget Office has estimated the cost for this year would be about $7 billion.

“We’ve been told not to worry about it, it’s going to get fixed,” said Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.), who chairs the appropriations subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education.

Cole said that even determined critics of Obamacare worried that it was not “fair to disrupt the insurance market” as they grappled with a long-term solution.

“We don’t want to pull the rug out,” Cole said.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

And then there's:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/donald-trump-white-house-staffing/index.html

In the West Wing, Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon occupy some of the most coveted real estate. Priebus, the chief of staff, enjoys the only outdoor patio in the White House. Bannon is mere steps from the Oval Office.

But as President Donald Trump approaches the closing stretch of his first 100 days, with controversies far outweighing accomplishments, both men have no idea whether their time in those powerful rooms is nearly up.

As Trump tries to recalibrate, he is eager to move past a string of disappointments that have left him frustrated, mistrustful of Washington and historically unpopular. One person who speaks with the President privately said he has begun asking friends: "What do you think of my team?"

Add in Syria, North Korea...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)

And holy shit, this is apparently happening:

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/849979646867374080

#BREAKING — DARKNESS AT NUNES — House intel chairman to step aside from Russia probe

Which, crappy Koestler pun aside, that's big.

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/nunes-to-step-aside-from-russia-probe-236951

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) will temporarily step aside from an investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election, including interactions between Moscow and the Trump campaign.

The probe will be taken over by Reps. Michael Conaway (R-Texas), Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) and Tom Rooney (R-Fla.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

Not that Gowdy et al are much better but after seeing what happened with Nunes I presume they'll be a hair more circumspect.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

Roffle. Enjoy Nunes's statement:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/849979881727430656

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8u8ImEW0AE-z2b.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

wow, managed to be a dick even in his press conference. good job Nunes

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

g/l with the Ethics committee, who is already mad at the White House

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

DARKNESS AT NUNES

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

lol

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

I have to wonder what really prompted this. unlike Sessions's recusal, which had at least some bipartisan calls, p much every high ranking GOP member told Nunes not to recuse himself and few GOP Congressmen broke ranks other than the usual pseudo-mavericks. Given the broad daylight maneuvers, wondering now if Trump is trying to finally reverse the damage he inflicted upon himself in the last month. wonder if he spoke to Nunes at all.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

that's one of my favorite D&D modules! xpost

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

Lay down your head, Tom Rooney.

Anyway I thought this was interesting

http://prospect.org/article/gop-debacle-and-new-poor

Republicans love to fuck over the poor because so many of them are old, white, and rich. In the back of their minds they still think "the poor" = black/brown/urban/lazy.

Despite their purported sympathy for the common man, they haven't truly internalized the notion that a non-ignorable portion of "the poor" and "the uninsured" now those very same fucking rural fucking whites we have been hearing about incessantly for months.

They were always there, but it used to be a smaller number of people, and a smaller proportion of the GOP electorate. Will massively screwing over this newly massive population change their minds / votes? I don't know (got out of the prediction game in November).

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

Many of them are aware of the true state of the poor – and hate them regardless. Remember that Kevin Williamson article from last year?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

mulvaney is such a piece of shit

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

one of the worst of these assholes imo

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

Given the broad daylight maneuvers, wondering now if Trump is trying to finally reverse the damage he inflicted upon himself in the last month. wonder if he spoke to Nunes at all.

that doesn't sound like something Trump would do

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

Minor non-prediction I will make: Trump, in the hopes of resuscitating his flagging poll numbers, will start making some changes of which the left will be more approving but his poll numbers will either not budge or continue to plunge (because everyone on our side still knows he's a total turd and everyone on the other side will see him as a traitor to the cause).

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

and when the left does not turn around and start loving him overnight he'll whine even harder and lash out at CNN or something

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

After-nunes of a faun

iris marduk (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

changes of which the left will be more approving

If by "the left" you mean "Sunday morning talk show hosts" you may be onto something. If you mean people who are actually left-leaning politically, you're out of your fucking mind. Trump is the most hated Republican in generations. George W. Bush could be filmed taking a shit on Martin Luther King's grave and be more popular with "the left" than Trump.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

i feel pretty confident that trump is incapable of doing anything that will make him broadly popular or respected. good luck dude

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

Minor non-prediction I will make: Trump, in the hopes of resuscitating his flagging poll numbers, will start making some changes of which the left will be more approving but his poll numbers will either not budge or continue to plunge (because everyone on our side still knows he's a total turd and everyone on the other side will see him as a traitor to the cause).

― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, April 6, 2017 9:56 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this feels right to me

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

xxp yeah that's a level of self-awareness I don't think Trump is capable of. if he tries this it'll probably be more of the "what the hell do you have to lose, black people?" type stuff, then blaming everyone else when it doesn't work

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

誤訳侮辱 otm

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

yeah what do we mean by "the left"?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

come on now. Chuck Todd and Harold Ford are not The Left.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

in Trump's colon

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

how bad u want them

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

I share the hopes and dreams of Old Lunch

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

at this point I don't see any possible way for Trump to get past that 35-40% level. despite everything he said and did during the campaign I honestly think he had some chance to win over a few Dems in the first couple weeks. I don't see any opportunity for him now.

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

What I'm talking about here is, like, getting rid of Bannon altogether. I think left-leaning people across the spectrum would approve of this move. It would also fail to convince most left-leaning people that Trump is anything more than a syphilitic walking trashpile.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/849986288287657984

With Nunes stepping aside, this is the guy who's now leading House Intel Committee's Russia investigation

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8vCASzUQAAKsxn.jpg

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

Resignation would be something left leaning people would approve of. Not sure it would help his approval ratings though.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

An ousted Bannon would not go quietly; he's a vicious and foul-souled fuckstick who would turn on his grandmother in a nanosecond. He knows too much to simply get fired.

Going back a bit I don't think Williamson is representative of Republicans or even Conservatives; all the Teahadis and Dittoheads were burning him in effigy online.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

at this point being a useful idiot for the right is the only thing keeping his approval rating as high as it is!

frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

Okay, amazing:

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/849937229921357824

Reporting by @JoeNBC: Bannon threatened to leave WH, said "if my talents aren't needed here, I can take them somewhere else" @Morning_Joe

Headed to South Beach!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

haha

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

He heard about the Spaceballs sequel and figured he's a shoo-in for Pizza the Hutt.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

So whatever Nunes claimed is the result of his stepping aside, not really:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/house-ethics-committee-launches-investigation-of-devin-nunes-for-spilling-secrets.html

Rep. Devin Nunes said Thursday he is stepping aside as chairman of the House intelligence committee because he is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee for allegedly disclosing intelligence without proper authorization....

The Ethics Committee is truly bipartisan, with an equal number of Democrats and Republicans. The 18(a) investigation, as its known, has subpoena power and may also look into what Nunes told Speaker Paul Ryan and President Donald Trump when he briefed them following his March 22 press conference.

"The committee notes that the mere fact that it is investigating these allegations, and publicly disclosing its review, does not itself indicate that any violation has occurred, or reflect any judgment on behalf of the Committee," it said in a statement.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

Meantime, of course:

https://twitter.com/JohnBerman/status/849983464493416448

JUST NOW: @JackieSpeier told us @DevinNunes chaired an intel committee meeting this morning and didn't tell members anything.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

yeah what do we mean by "the left"?

apparently the new definition is "not Nazi"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Costa tweeting about chatting some with Nunes, who is repeating his talking points and all but, echoing Mak's report:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/849982892138795008

Why now? Nunes is facing ethics complaints about how he has handled classified information. His attys already working with him on that...

Which is what more than a few people predicted was the essential problem with his little stunt a couple of weeks back.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)

And Bannon's getting feisty!

https://www.axios.com/steve-bannon-to-associates-i-love-a-gunfight-2347592148.html

After a series of high-level White House leaks portraying Steve Bannon as fed up with his job and ready to quit, Trump's chief strategist has told associates the stories are "100 percent nonsense" and he's playing for keeps.

"I love a gunfight" — Bannon to associates in the past 24 hours.

Even for this leaky, rivalrous White House, the Bannon broadside was brutal. Numerous officials torched the senior adviser in media stories, did nothing to soften the Bannon-loses-power narrative and watched gleefully as Drudge and others trumpeted his fall. Truth is, the hatred between the two wings is intense and irreconcilable.

The two sides: The Bannonites believe the liberals staged a coup and will turn Trump into a conventional squish who betrays the very voters who brought him to power. The Jared wing thinks the Bannonites are clinically nuts.

Killing Bannon won't be easy: His staunchest ally is one of Trump's closest confidants — Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Kellyanne Conway will go to the mat for him, as will policy advisor Stephen Miller. He's also built strong relationships with other cabinet secretaries including Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. In the end, though, family matters most and all but dad are done with Bannon and his politics.

Bannon's allies on the outside include, as Trump might say, some "bad hombres."

"Steve has developed strong and important relationships with some of the most powerful right-leaning business leaders," said a close Bannon ally outside of the White House. "I see some bad press in [Jared's] future."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

This bit of course being key:

In the end, though, family matters most and all but dad are done with Bannon and his politics.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

@Mediaite
Donald Trump Jr. Floats a Run For Governor of New York: ‘The Politics Bug Bit Me’

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, fun deep dive on Gorka here:

https://theslot.jezebel.com/what-did-sebastian-gorka-do-in-the-british-army-1793736609

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

Also I'm amused to learn that Gowdy's one of the GOP reps on the Ethics Committee. That could be...awkward.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

a conventional squish

j., Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Dems have voted to block Gorsuch successfully. Here comes the nuclear option

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

WOO

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

how likely is it that 3 GOPers won't go nuke? nil is my guess

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

there'd be more likelihood of Bill O'Reilly releasing a rap album

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

titled of course 'fuck it we'll do it live'

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

by notorious b.o'r

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

u maaad

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

B.O. f'n R

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

where's my motherfuckin ice tea

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

it was all a dream
I used to read NatRev magazine

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Goin' live in all them big cities
Rubbin' falafel on those big titties

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

For fun!

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/850014923690319872

Scoop: President Trump has told some members of Congress that he's considering military action in Syria.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

He probably told them that some people are saying he might take military action in Syria

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

hes kind of painted himself into a corner because of his overheated rhetoric.. theres no good options tho. any 'military action' would be futile slaps on the wrist. this shit has been going on for 6 years for a reason.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

How much cross-party support do you think there would be at this stage?

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

i'm guessing he means "_personal military action_," so I sorta expect him to drop Jared in by parachute or by drone or something.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

let's fucking hope so

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

Gallows humor on overdrive today as I picture Trump and Assad's Teen Witch 'Top That' challenge wrt the casual slaughter of Syrian civilians. Because I hope no one on earth is fooled into thinking this is about moral outrage to war crimes rather than an opening to fuck some dumb country's shit up.

Seriously, just fuck everything sometimes.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Trump's like George Zimmerman driving around with an itchy trigger finger, looking for 'crimes'.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

apparently the chuds over at r/the_d think that the gas attack in syria was a false flag, meant to a) slander assad and b) lure trump into war, i never fail to be surprised by just how stupid/low those fart sniffers can go

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

republicans have gone nuclear

, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

damn, somehow I still didn't expect that

sleeve, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

The whole thing is kabuki. Seriously, the most surprising thing about Gorsuch and the confirmation process has been how unsurprising it is. It was the one thing you could count on actually happening in this administration so far when everything else has turned into bizarre botches and blind alleys.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

xxxp that's an inviting headshot

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

and of course the Beltway press is fanning the legislative filibuster flames. Meanwhile Bob Corker confesses an inconvenient truth:

Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) dropped a truth bomb during an important but little-noticed floor speech last week. “Everybody says: Oh, we are never going to do it on legislation,” he said. “Come on! … If we continue on the path we are on right now, the very next time there is a legislative proposal that one side of the aisle feels is so important they cannot let their base down, the pressure builds, and then we are going to invoke the nuclear option on the legislative piece too. That is what will happen. Somebody will do it.”

Corker candidly acknowledged that Reid went nuclear in 2013 because Republicans were blocking Barack Obama nominees who were “actually pretty decent” from being confirmed. “But we did not want the balance of the D.C. Circuit to change because it was at four to four,” he said.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

Deep Thoughts, with Ramesh Ponnuru:

Would the debate over Judge Neil Gorsuch’s confirmation to the Supreme Court be going much differently if Republicans had held hearings on Judge Merrick Garland last year and then voted him down? I can’t prove it, of course, but I think the answer is no.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/446469/garland-what-if

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

but I was to understand there are no Democrat or Republican judges! Honest man Neil Gorsuch told me so! xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

You don't say!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html

The fighting between Kushner and Bannon has been “nonstop” in recent weeks, according to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. It’s been an “open secret” that Bannon and Kushner often clash “face-to-face,” according to senior officials.

One official said Bannon has lately complained about Kushner trying to “shiv him and push him out the door” and likened him to a fifth column in the White House.

“(Steve) recently vented to us about Jared being a ‘globalist’ and a ‘cuck’…He actually said ‘cuck,’ as in “cuckservative,’” the administration official told The Daily Beast.

I still want to know how exactly he expects to win against Kushner.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

xxpost the anger would have been of a much different variety. given his more centrist leaning, it would have been hard to divorce the down-vote from the same intent used in not holding meetings at all - ie, stonewalling Obama's nominee.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

This . . . this right here is ART:

https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/850025157594947585

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Worth remembering in all this, FWIW, that Sessions -- and allegedly Trump himself -- was pushing for Prior rather than Gorsuch.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

I still want to know how exactly he expects to win against Kushner.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, April 6, 2017 11:55 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it possible that Bannon sees the writing on the wall and leaked this through someone, in a suicide-by-cop scenario in which he comes out of it as a martyr to the sell-out moderates in the trump whitehouse and can come back to breitbart as a hero to the loonies?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

Step 55 in Bannon's strategic plan for world domination: Imply that your boss's daughter is cheating on her husband

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

xpost It fits in with the whole 'heroic narrative from an expelled/on-the-outs aide is not to be trusted' theory, yeah.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

the funny thing about bannon is that fundamentally all these alt-right guys are so fucking dumb, they sit there consuming a daily diet of garbage writing, reading garbage books by discredited thinkers, just bone dumb fantasy bullshit but he regards himself as machiavelli when he's just a turd in khakis

all this time he thinks he's trump's puppet master, never once realizing that trump has spent a lifetime discarding people that no longer served a purpose to him, so bannon watches trump destroy chris christie, etc but it never occurs to him that trump will do the same thing to him the moment the mood strikes him

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

I have to wonder if this is also some part of Trump realizing that he doesn't need the Mercers at this point.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

too bad jeff mother fucking sessions is part of this axis of evil and is going NOWHERE

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

“(Steve) recently vented to us about Jared being a ‘globalist’ and a ‘cuck’…He actually said ‘cuck,’

I wonder if Bannon has any words to describe a guy who gets pushed out his position by a Jewish guy who married the boss' daughter?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

Well you know.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

I could be convinced otherwise, but wouldn't it be bad for us, on some level, if Bannon is jettisoned? It seems like he is big part of the reason why the administration is so badly dysfunctional

Dan S, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

apparently the chuds over at r/the_d think that the gas attack in syria was a false flag, meant to a) slander assad and b) lure trump into war, i never fail to be surprised by just how stupid/low those fart sniffers can go

If there's any consolation, I suspect that place is dying -- the upvotes are as high as ever (bot-generated, I think) but the post counts are plummeting. And the fucking frog is a dying meme, as are lulz in general there, come to think of it. The mass audience, and the "fun" seems to be dissipating, and it's just leaving the hardcore fuckheads.

stet, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

bannon's part of the reason sure but as long as trump is there it will be dysfunctional xp

marcos, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

Does the racist alt-right employment of 'cuck' still apply when the cuckolder in question is Justin Trudeau?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

Cuckcised

dan selzer, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

If there's any consolation, I suspect that place is dying -- the upvotes are as high as ever (bot-generated, I think) but the post counts are plummeting. And the fucking frog is a dying meme, as are lulz in general there, come to think of it. The mass audience, and the "fun" seems to be dissipating, and it's just leaving the hardcore fuckheads.

― stet, Thursday, April 6, 2017 12:18 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've sorta gotten this vibe, too, it doesn't seem as--we'll say--"high energy" anymore

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

Sad, one could say.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

The Donald low-T Rump

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

I could be convinced otherwise, but wouldn't it be bad for us, on some level, if Bannon is jettisoned? It seems like he is big part of the reason why the administration is so badly dysfunctional

― Dan S, Thursday, April 6, 2017 5:17 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the big reason is trump and hes not going anywhere (soon). that I dont get is bannon seems distressed that the 'democrats' are taking over but if trump wants to try to tack to the left and get dem support for anything that ship has not only sailed along time ago, but it ran aground, burst into flames and the locals extinguished the fire with salt and piss.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

@CoreyRobin
Elizabeth Drew says she's heard that 2/3 of Senate Republicans want Trump gone.

http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2017/04/05/no-one-to-blame-but-trump/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

Kind of agree with Dan S. fwiw. If this administration were to clean up its act, so as to be just barely acceptable to a non-negligible proportion of the public, that would be worse, because the cancer will only metastasize.

Caveats: I know they are going to hurt real people. They already have. But letting this shit play out might lead to having them disgraced more thoroughly. Discredited more thoroughly. Having their wickedness exposed more widely, and more undeniably. That may be a surer path to getting this kind of person out of power for good.

Having them act respectable for a while, then inevitably revert to form, is a depressing cycle that we already saw all through the campaign.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

I could be convinced otherwise, but wouldn't it be bad for us, on some level, if Bannon is jettisoned? It seems like he is big part of the reason why the administration is so badly dysfunctional

― Dan S, Thursday, April 6, 2017 12:17 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

The biggest reason for dysfunction is that people who hate government are trying to run a government. That's not going to change until Jan. 2021.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

@dick_nixon
Politically their only hope is starting a war.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

I can totally see this line of progression:

* Bannon out (and Preibus for that matter)
* Jared/Ivanka more openly the powers behind or rather on the throne
* Fucked up stupidity gets more fucked up
* "We have decided we need to spend more time with our children and can better assist the president outside DC."
* McMaster wanders by the Oval Office one day, sees Trump slumped and drooling, gets him to sign a letter of resignation, then tells Pence "Have fun." "But wait!" "Nope, all yours."

The last is perhaps conjecture.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

I think Bannon goes out and everything bad is blamed on him. Then later, when things have gotten no better Priebus goes, and everything is blamed on him. At that point they'll start axing cabinet members.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

Tillerson will already have grumped his way out.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

A lot of churning and scapegoating among Trump's staff was always in the cards. One good look at his history (and his campaign) was enough to predict this. Even when Trump stops rummaging in the bottom of the barrel of fringe lunatics and must start hiring semi-competent executives to keep his administration staffed, the White House will still resemble a WWE cage match because that's Trump's management style.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

spinning like a 45

Stevolende, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

And what better way to terrify the caliphate than by sauntering around in a bulletproof vest that’s been personalized like a pair of Underoos, and then wearing it OVER a goddamn blazer? It’s a sharp look, one that says, “I’d like to make a war, but I’d also like a mint julep.”

Jared in that pic above reminded me of Lyle Van deGroot in the George of the Jungle movie:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/9a/Lyle_Van_de_Groot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121220011039

This is ridiculous, we've got to get our teeth into something mor (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

A lot of churning and scapegoating among Trump's staff was always in the cards. One good look at his history (and his campaign) was enough to predict this. Even when Trump stops rummaging in the bottom of the barrel of fringe lunatics and must start hiring semi-competent executives to keep his administration staffed, the White House will still resemble a WWE cage match because that's Trump's management style.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, April 6, 2017 6:02 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stupid ass chris christie generated tons of work product on how to avoid precisely such an an environment and they threw the shit in the trash

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

Hmm

https://twitter.com/mawilner/status/850056925563826176

Tillerson spoke with #Russia's Lavrov by phone to hear his explanation of #SyriaGasAttack and hung up unimpressed, @StateDept official says.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

stupid ass chris christie generated tons of work product on how to avoid precisely such an an environment and they threw the shit in the trash

yep! from reports the transition team was running pretty well before Trump got involved promptly ditched Christie and brought in the other idiots

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

And it's not like they can go to Christie now. "Oh yeah, you're STILL the guy who put my dad in jail."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

hung up unimpressed

Rut-roh. Rex didn't get the memo on who's shaping the narrative.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

I suspect he hangs up on everyone unimpressed.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

"It's your wife. You know, God said--"

*hangs up unimpressed*

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

If Wayne Tracker calls, I suspect Rex Tillerson listens

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

Maybe Tillerson is just taking lessons from McCain. "I am thoroughly unimpressed with this explanation. Whoever came up with this fantasy was deranged and whoever believes it is a fool. Nevertheless, I fully endorse this explanation."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

just gonna put this here https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/business/christian-bale-dick-cheney-movie.html

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

makes sense at this point

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

finally our long national nightmare of life without a dick cheney movie will be at an end

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

Yes, of course:

https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/850060011556536324

TRUMP comments on ASSAD aboard AF1: "He’s there, and I guess he’s running things, so I guess something should happen.” Via pooler @jdawsey1.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

Also the bitter stupid LOLs at this:

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/850058971746578434

“Those steps are underway,” Tillerson says when asked if US will lead international effort to remove Assad in Syria.

A lot can change in a week, can't it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

"I guess... you know, I guess. Why are you asking me?"

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

I do love how the Trump comments could just as easily be him talking about himself.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

I mean really

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/850062240854233090

BREAKING: Pres Trump on AF1:
"I think we’ve had one of the most successful 13 weeks in the history of the presidency."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

I love how Trump's general comments could be him talking about literally anything. A refreshing absence of specificity and referent and engagement and expertise and intelligence and surefooted grasp of his native language in every soundbite.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

xpost I think he may have been misquoted. I believe he said 'suck-ass-ful'.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

For a man with the largest intelligence network on earth at his beck and call, when it comes to whether or not Assad is running things in Syria he can only hazard a guess?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, when it comes to toadies elsewhere in the country:

http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/investigations/daniel-bice/2017/04/06/bice-auditors-want-sue-milwaukee-county-sheriff-david-clarke-blocking-probe/100116220/

Milwaukee County auditors have run into a wall with their investigation into whether Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. abused taxpayer resources after his run-in with a 24-year-old Riverwest man on a Milwaukee flight earlier this year.

Clarke, specifically, is not letting auditors interview Milwaukee County deputies or other staffers as part of the probe.

So county audit director Jerry Heer — without identifying which investigation he is talking about — is asking the Milwaukee County Board to allow him to spend up to $35,000 to hire an outside attorney to take Clarke to court to force the issue.

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On a 4-0 vote, the Judiciary, Safety and General Services Committee endorsed the request Thursday morning. The matter now goes before the full County Board on April 20....

Clarke responded to the committee's actions in a cryptic email statement: "##MakeAmericaGreatAgain. #MakeAmericaSafeAgain."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Tillerson spoke with #Russia's Lavrov by phone to hear his explanation of #SyriaGasAttack and hung up unimpressed, @StateDept official says.

Surely Tillerson is unimpressed by any conversation that doesn't include the words "We'll transfer the money to your account."

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

Anyway, more complete quotes, including on Nunes:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/850065362179764225

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8wJ710UAAAZdpj.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

Those last couple of paragraphs!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

For a man with the largest intelligence network on earth at his beck and call, when it comes to whether or not Assad is running things in Syria he can only hazard a guess?

tbf intelligence networks are only useful if you listen to the things they tell you

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

Well we can't have THAT

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

"He’s there, and I guess he’s running things, so I guess something should happen.”

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/572679/img.jpg

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

If Donald Trump calling you 'high-quality' isn't an inducement to eat a bullet for the good of humanity, I don't know what is.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

legit lolz, president k

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

whether Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. abused taxpayer resources after his run-in with a 24-year-old Riverwest man

for the love of god I thought it said "Liverwurst man."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

Herbie Hancock's less successful followup.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: Pres Trump on AF1:
"I think we’ve had one of the most successful 13 weeks in the history of the presidency."

well we all know the man is a student of history...

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

he was just referring to his own presidency there

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

i'm not even sure THAT'S true...

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

Especially since, as someone noted on Twitter, it's only been 11 weeks.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

haha ffs

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

dude gets lying and winning mixed up it's so cute

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

for the love of god I thought it said "Liverwurst man."

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:56 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Herbie Hancock's less successful followup.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:58 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

Today has been the most successful five days I've personally experienced on this specific day. Sad!

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

Impunity Isles

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

the first week was like two weeks, but then the second week was like a whole month, then the third week, that was just, like, a regular week

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

right up there w/ the last 11 weeks of Nixon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

Meantime, Tillerson, expanded:

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/850077213412151296

Just watched Tillerson's fuller Syria answer (was offline when he spoke): Look at sequence of events and "through a political process."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8wUpokUAAEQ74I.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

this is like Bizarro world House of Cards

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

easy as 1, 2, 3!

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

More of the big battle:

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/04/kushner-and-bannon-battle-for-the-soul-of-the-trump-white-house/522213/

But mostly sharing for the illustration of The Picture of Dorian Gray here:

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2017/04/RTSU9BG/lead_960.jpg?1491509376

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

Roffle:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/850074151587123203

Trump is having the best 100 days ever, which is why the NRCC is buying ads in a district where he won by 27 points.

Referring to:

http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/election/article143106654.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

xp

L-R: DJ Qualls, the exhumed corpse of Chris Farley

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

I would watch that movie.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

“I think he is in trouble,” said another source with knowledge of the internal workings of the White House. “I think Jared is moving on him.”

like a bitch? sorry I'll go.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

lol @ quiz topic (from 2004)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8vW3BWWAAA1gic.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8vW3BWWAAA1gic.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

I am mildly surprised this didn't make the rounds sooner!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

Anyway, I feel so bad for them, don't you?

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-white-house-civil-war-236917

From the State Department to the Environmental Protection Agency, a sharp dividing line has formed: Cabinet secretaries and their handpicked teams of GOP veterans are rushing to take power as Trump campaign staffers — "originals,” as they call themselves — gripe that they’re being pushed aside.

In over a dozen interviews, the originals, many of whom volunteered to work for candidate Trump when few others were willing to do so, complained that they'd been shut out of meetings and targeted with career-destroying leaks. In recent weeks, a number of longtime Trump supporters have abruptly quit, saying they felt the administration had been overtaken by the same establishment they worked to defeat.

The backbiting is further paralyzing federal agencies, which have been hamstrung by slow hiring, disorganization and an overall lack of direction since Trump’s inauguration. Many of the Trump stalwarts were installed at the agencies during the transition to help them prepare for the presidency, part of so-called beachhead teams.

"You're always watching your back,” said Sid Bowdidge, a Trump campaign staffer who quit his Energy Department job after news reports that he made anti-Muslim slurs on social media, stories that he blamed on leaks by rival co-workers. “It doesn't bode well for a cohesive team to be successful toward a common goal. How can you when people are looking over their shoulder to see if they have a knife in their back?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

I find this detail very interesting:

Nowhere, however, is the infighting more intense than at EPA. Over the past month, two Trump appointees, David Schnare and David Kreutzer, departed after colliding with top aides to Administrator Scott Pruitt, according to three people familiar with the matter. Both had complained about being marginalized. (Schnare said he left because of disloyalty to Trump among some officials. Kreutzer, who is expected to take a job at The Heritage Foundation, disputed that his exit had anything to do with discord at the agency.)

Trump loyalists at EPA have griped about being kept out of important planning meetings. Several people also said Don Benton, the agency's White House-assigned senior adviser who oversaw Trump’s campaign in Washington state, had been iced out. (Benton wrote in an email that there is "zero tension" between him and Pruitt).

The turf battles aren't only about allegiance to Trump; there's also an ideological component. Climate skeptics who worked on EPA's transition team are deeply suspicious of Pruitt, despite the administrator's conservative bona fides. Some privately complain he’s moving too slowly to implement Trump’s campaign promises, and that Pruitt might be trying to position himself for an eventual Senate run.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

And oh...how I don't feel bad for you:

As the war stories pile up, some originals are beginning to wonder why they followed Trump to Washington at all. Some have become so insecure about their standing that they are regularly calling the White House Office of Presidential Personnel, which oversees administration hiring, to ask about their employment status.

"There are people who moved here and signed a year lease,” said one longtime campaign staffer. “They got nothing for their loyalty to Trump."

"We're pissed off. We're angry," this person said. "There are people who can't even look us in the eye because they know they’re (screwing) us."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

you followed a thug to the White House, you get thug treatment

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Kreutzer, who is expected to take a job at The Heritage Foundation, disputed that his exit had anything to do with discord at the agency.)

from what I read it sounds like heritage is the shadow government right now since trump doesnt understand how to hire 85% of the people who are supposed to help him. why not keep doing all the work but at private sector wages?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

http://img1.store.ksmobile.net/cmnews/20170311/18/326106_6ce5f0a8_148925700049_535_600.jpg

the late great, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

Leopard Attacks!

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

er... many xposts there

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

i have never been able to look at Bannon and think of anything but Healey from Orange is the New Black. they are one to me.

iris marduk (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

Xspots

virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

xpost not sure "anti muslim slurs" really does mr bowdidge justice

the late great, Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

"genocidal rantings"

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

I love how Bowdidge elsewhere in the article complains that people are scared and locking down/scrubbing their social media accounts. Must be a hard ride learning that being an asshole in public can have consequences. "But...the President said things like this!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, more on that meeting last night Costa reported on re zombie healthcare:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/white-house-aides-clash-with-gop-leaders-over-flailing-obamacare-push-236952

A Wednesday evening meeting between top aides to President Donald Trump and House Republican leaders turned heated when the White House officials exhorted Speaker Paul Ryan to show immediate progress on the GOP's stalled plan to repeal and replace Obamacare.

The meeting was tense. At one point, according to three sources briefed on the meeting, White House chief of staff Reince Priebus suggested it could be detrimental to Ryan’s speakership if Republicans fail to pass a bill. Others disputed that characterization, saying the comments were not aimed specifically at Ryan but more broadly, as in: All Republican lawmakers' jobs are in jeopardy if they don't deliver.

"It was really bad," said one person familiar with the meeting. "They were in total meltdown, total chaos mode."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/06/the-u-s-government-is-trying-to-unmask-an-anonymous-anti-trump-twitter-account/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

shut down twitter

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

The Customs and Immigration Service appears to have the highest percentage of proto-fascists of any department in government.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

Meantime per Twitter trends I gather Cernovich is venting re #SyriaHoax, which given his recent WH shoutout online must be causing some REAL joy there right now.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

@BillKristol
If Pres. Trump takes appropriate action against Assad this #NeverTrumper will of course support him. He's the president, not merely "Trump."

@jeremyscahill
The prospect of wars and bombings are like the smell of McDonald's french fries for @BillKristol

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

you mean possible pulitzer prize winner mike cernovich?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

*record scratch* whaaa

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

Fun fun fun

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/us/trump-russia-cia-john-brennan.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

The C.I.A. told senior lawmakers in classified briefings last summer that it had information indicating that Russia was working to help elect Donald J. Trump president, a finding that did not emerge publicly until after Mr. Trump’s victory months later, former government officials say.

The briefings indicate that intelligence officials had evidence of Russia’s intentions to help Mr. Trump much earlier in the presidential campaign than previously thought. The briefings also reveal a critical split last summer between the C.I.A. and counterparts at the F.B.I., where a number of senior officials continued to believe through last fall that Russia’s cyberattacks were aimed only at disrupting America’s political system, and not at getting Mr. Trump elected, according to interviews.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

The Pentagon has developed plans for an airstrike against Syrian government targets in response to this week’s apparent chemical attack by Syrian government forces, according to two U.S. military officials.

Secretary of Defense James Mattis will present the proposals to Donald Trump later today at the president’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.

One of the proposals drawn up is a “saturation strike” using dozens of cruise missiles designed to hit Syrian military targets —including military air fields — in an effort to limit future Syrian Air Force attacks on rebel positions, according to the two U.S. military officials.

The officials asked for anonymity to discuss classified plans.

The proposed strike would involve launching Tomahawk cruise missiles to overwhelm Russian air defense systems used by the Syrian military. The Russian government currently helps maintain the air defense sites and advises the Syrian military.

According to both U.S. military officials, the current proposal would likely result in Russian military deaths and mark a drastic escalation of U.S. force in Syria.

What could possibly go wrong?

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/06/u-s-weighs-saturation-strike-on-syrian-government-in-response-to-chemical-attack/

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

The Customs and Immigration Service appears to have the highest percentage of proto-fascists of any department in government.

the bar for education / credentials / background check at CBP is lower than for other federal law enforcement agencies

the late great, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

If there is any actual video the Russians have on trump, I'd imagine killing Russian troops would be a good way to get that out.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)


Michael Isikoff‏ @Isikoff

If Trump bombs Syria, sounds like Clinton will back him up. "We should take out his airfields and prevent him from bombing innocent people."

Emma Loop‏ @LoopEmma

"Frankly, I don't give a damn,” Sen. McCain said when asked how he expected Russia to react if the US were to bomb Syrian airfields.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

Well there's something you don't see every day.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/donald-trump-interrupts-star-wars-to-provoke-actual-war-1794091051

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--uB_xoSCo--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/vlyjan8grjmvfuycxgcj.jpg

"I fuckin' told you, put it on pause while I'm using the shitter!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

Though frankly the shot of him frowning while dude is bowing to Darth Vader in the tank is best.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

I'd imagine killing Russian troops would be a good way to get that out.

In the eyes of presidents and generals, Russian troops, like all other troops, exist to be expended on the battlefield. If we kill a few, then Trump will have handed Putin an extensive menu from which to choose the most advantageous response. It could be almost anything.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

I gotta say, no offense to Ned, these "process" inside-the-Beltway stories exhaust me. It's POLITICO's fault for publishing them w/anonymous stories.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

They are exhausting! But also telling/entertaining because everyone hates each other so clearly.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

"Tiger Beat on the Potomac"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

I mean the whole joke of this White House is that for a while it seemed like it was going to be a game of (old-school) Kremlinology -- who was standing where at the military reviews, what the one official press source did or didn't say, etc. But that was in a unitary state/media system. In a time/place like here, where there are any number of choices of who to scurry to, exhaustion becomes the rule.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

stories = sources

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

Now the new angle from conservatives = "this is revenge for Dems refusing to consider any of Bush's SCOTUS nominees in his last 18 months". Y'know, the nominees he never nominated because nobody died or retired after Alito got in.

All based on a quote from Schumer in 07 that was wildly misquoted in 07.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

What could possibly go wrong?

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/06/u-s-weighs-saturation-strike-on-syrian-government-in-response-to-chemical-attack/

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, April 6, 2017 5:54 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark

Seems the almost certain result is that Trump realizes a few airstrikes will not be sufficient to draw attention away from his floundering & pathetic administration and decides he needs to step it up.

Mordy, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

may also think that starting a war with his "best buddy" Putin will put paid to all that collusion talk (it probably won't)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

It seems strange that they are publicizing their bombing strategy. I thought it was super important to never announce your military plan so you can surpise 'em, unlike those suckers Obama and Kerry.

Moodles, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

Tribalism 101: it's totally okay when we do it, it's moronic and possibly even criminal when they do it.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)

Rumors, they fly

https://twitter.com/maitlis/status/850119159270825984

Hearing #pentagon reporters being told not to bother going home tonight. Sense something there pretty imminent #Syria #trump

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

hopefully that means they're all drinking the special punch at a cult initiation

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

Likely, since:

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/850154210469572608

@NBCNews confirms more than 50 tomahawk missiles fired by US military into Syria

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

Further to which:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/850154183697334272

NBC NEWS: U.S. has launched missile strikes on al-Shayrat military airfield near Homs, Syria

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

yay pointless airstrikes maybe we can kill as many civilians as were just gassed

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

P much

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

Fuck.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 7 April 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

From an MSNBC reporter

https://twitter.com/AymanM/status/850155844599787521

US HIT AIRCRAFT & INFRASTRUCTURE INCLUDING RUNWAY. NO WORD ON CASUALTIES YET BUT NO PEOPLE WERE TARGETED. NO RUSSIAN ASSETS TARGETED #syria

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

All US presidents, upon taking office, should receive a tattoo that reads, "Cruise missiles mean never having to say you're sorry."

― Aimless, Sunday, March 20, 2011 9:40 AM (six years ago)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

Sorry if repost

the late great, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

do mobile Twitter links even work on desktop machines? running the latest OS X and those just crash for me

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

oic u just take the "mobile" out

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump

What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval.
11:14 AM · Aug 29, 2013

the late great, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

works fine for me

this is terrifying, obv

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

yup

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

"evolving" opinions on executive power is a presidential tradition that did not start with trump, to state the obvious. exponentially more terrifying given that unlike most previous presidents he has no idea what he's doing

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Have to agree with this guy:

https://twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/850159910696439808

There is close to zero chance that Russia wasn't told of this in advance and given details.

Obviously this is not a 'hooray that makes it better!' feeling at all, but even so.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

NBC News just admitted as much.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

fuck

horseshoe, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

i would honestly be pretty relieved if the russians were given a heads up. not really trying to start WW3

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

yeah

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

"There, I showed them!"

https://twitter.com/AP/status/850163020638584832

BREAKING: Trump calls on 'civilized nations' to join U.S. in 'seeking to end the slaughter and bloodshed in Syria.'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

The Pentagon informed the Russian military officials, through its established deconfliction channel, of the strike before the launching of the missiles, the official said, knowing when they did that that Russian authorities may well have alerted the Assad regime. “With a lot of Tomahawks flying, we didn’t want to hit any Russian planes,” he said.

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

So basically there'll be some holes in the runway they'll patch up and then everyone keeps jawing at each other. But of course.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

join us in ending the slaughter and bloodshed in Syria and also ending the asylum of Syrian refugees

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

what's the over/under on whether that's Trump's only action in Syria, that he's satisfied w/ the 'theatre' of it and leaving the rest to the UN council

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

who the fuck knows?

horseshoe, Friday, 7 April 2017 01:58 (eight years ago)

when Trump is able to get away with shit like this despite a lack of Congressional approval you'll have his predecessors to thank

https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/850104692675923968

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 7 April 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

for all those who pin hope on Rick Wilson:

Rick Wilson‏Verified account @TheRickWilson 3m3 minutes ago

Great to see @realdonaldtrump joining Rubio and McCain calling for stronger action against Assad. This mature, globalist policy is welcome.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

aaaaand on schedule Marco Rubio being a lapdog on MSNBC

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

FL Sen. Bill Nelson on US airstrike: "I support the administration’s strike on the air base that launched the chemical attack" CBSMiami 1/2

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

Alfred, Wilson immediately followed that with a post saying he was trolling.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

Bill having to go out of his way to clarify WE WERENT TARGETING PEEPUHL

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:18 (eight years ago)

Michael Isikoff‏ @Isikoff
If Trump bombs Syria, sounds like Clinton will back him up. "We should take out his airfields and prevent him from bombing innocent people."

lock her up

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

thanks for joining us 7 hours later

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

just livin' life, try it

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

L-i-v-i-n

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:24 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!

7:02 PM - 30 Aug 2013

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

Alfred, Wilson immediately followed that with a post saying he was trolling.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, April 6, 2017

trust no Republican late to social media and irony

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

Pokémon go to the polls

flappy bird, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

interesting, at least in my very limited sample, to see the alt-right and progressive left united in denouncing the strikes, with mainstream pundits and politicians on both sides of the aisle more supportive

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

These strikes seem cynical and pointless to me. If they discourage Assad from using chemical weapons I guess that's something, but I suspect Trump's thinking had more to do with how it would make him look.

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)

the mainstream pundits and politicians on both sides of the aisle think that this sort of demonstration protects US credibility as the preeminent global military power. god knows why. in real terms we're just pissing $100 million worth of high-explosive technology down a rat hole.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

Congress abdicated the right to declare war decades ago

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

Congress keeps making little gestures to recapture some kind of war declaration power, but whenever it comes down to a real challenge of presidential war authority they just shrivel up and scurry back into their hole.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

The secret drone program pretty much clinched it for the executive branch.

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

^also pretty interesting to see this line taken (xp treeship) -- we all lose when every action taken by the trump administration is just reduced to a rorschach test viewed through a partisan lens. imho. iirc, obama and clinton were proponents of more or less this exact policy

tbh i don't know how i feel about this. i pretty much am an isolationist when it comes to military strikes, and these sort of things scare me. i'd prefer not to go to war. not to mention this action is almost certainly illegal, at least if you go by what's publicly available and not some secret obama/koh OLC memo bullshit.

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

Those types of policies carried out by trump are going to seem much more sinister due to his fundamental unseriousness though. There is something gross about him talking about "beautiful" dead Syrians -- no one believes he cares. Idk if these changed optics will alter anything though

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

I worked on a blue ribbon war powers act conmittee document (proofreading lol) drafted by James baker and warren Christopher in 2008 and nobody gave a fuuuuuck

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

i don't think optics matter much when the bombs start dropping

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

this gives him an opportunity to feel/act presidential i.e. do something "impactful" w/out having to ask for permission

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

It might matter in terms of the public perception of the unaccountable military xp

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:04 (eight years ago)

US official now saying there were Russians at the base that was bombed?

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

The audio at mar a lago is bootleg as fuck

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

Yeah the fucking amateur hour quality of this administration never ceases to amaze.

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

idk if im just getting cynical, but this whole setup felt v wag the dog. horrific news footage, sudden change of heart, instant war strikes televised live on prime time television.

nice cage (m bison), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

"I have to be seen to be doing something!" basically.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:13 (eight years ago)

Well he is very easily influenced by the noooooz. I think this order came from the new Bannonless NSC though.

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:13 (eight years ago)

Rand Paul is pissed

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:15 (eight years ago)

"The President needs congressional authorization for military action as required by the Constitution, and I call on him to come to Congress for a proper debate," Paul said. "Our prior interventions in this region have done nothing to make us safer, and Syria will be no different."

say what you will, he's always consistent

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:16 (eight years ago)

according the NYT:

A military official said the cruise missile strike was at the more limited end of the military options presented to Mr. Trump on Thursday by Defense Secretary Jim Mattis.

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:16 (eight years ago)

Yeah i saw that too. Pretty terrifying

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

in that case I'm amazed that's the one he chose

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:19 (eight years ago)

I'm not! He wants no complications.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:19 (eight years ago)

true.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

From what we know, a perfect little strike to distract Joe Scarborough.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

that was one of the other options presented

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

Okay, yeah, I might be nearing the point where I need a news blackout for a while.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

xpost "we'll send one down Scar-Joe's chimney for you too, blame 'technical malfunction' for it later"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

okay, yeah, I might be nearing the point where I need a news blackout for a while.

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, April 6, 2017 11:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd finally gotten myself to where I thought I'd found good balance and the Nunes fiasco a few weeks ago pushed me back over, so I'm with ya

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:24 (eight years ago)

There were like 20 things that happened today

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

Someone is suing the mayor of Seattle, accusing him of molesting him as a teen, so that's a whole situation

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:35 (eight years ago)

T_D is actually shocked and against this. It's like the twilight zone.

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

Or at least a portion is... that's still something

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:42 (eight years ago)

rundown of the Congressional reactions here - p interesting overall:

http://www.vox.com/2017/4/6/15214844/trump-syria-airstrike-reactions

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

What is T_D?

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:53 (eight years ago)

pro-DJT reddit group

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)

Oh yeah, the ppl who say cuck

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:54 (eight years ago)

yes, them.
apparently the mods went to town stamping out most of the dissent.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

like father like son

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

Richard Spencer and David Duke are both tweeting that Trump has betrayed the cause for neocon war

Strange times

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:03 (eight years ago)

suspect that they don't like that Trump is doing anything to help "foreigners"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

xp those redditors who feel betrayed were probably the only people dumb enough to pick Trump out of moral outrage against "Killary"

bernard snowy, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:06 (eight years ago)

Robert Costa‏Verified account @costareports 49m49 minutes ago

Jared is so influential and feared that some within West Wing grouse about "Gary and Dina" because you can't raise Qs about Trump fam.

j., Friday, 7 April 2017 04:08 (eight years ago)

last post of mine sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. That's been the big post-election revelation for me: the existence of basic-ass people who don't even have a worldview, just isolated pieces of media narrative like "Hillary is a warmonger!"

bernard snowy, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:11 (eight years ago)

they're right-wing, nationalist, isolationist ideologues. their reaction is predictable and, tbh, principled. stopped clock is right twice a day

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

fuck, i don't know, maybe it's the wine, but the moment i heard about the cruise missiles and something in me just sank. if it is what we think it is, this is something you don't come back from, like Iraq in 2003.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

Well what if it's more like Iraq in 1998, didn't we bomb it then

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

You mean 1988? I'm confused

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

In 1988 Iraq was carrying water for us by fighting Iran.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

No I swear Bill Clinton bombed Iraq for a bit just as like a side deal

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

Wasn't even aware of that. Probably overeacting. I just wish the west would stop meddling in the middle east once and for all.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:33 (eight years ago)

The administration then launched a four-day bombing campaign named Operation Desert Fox, lasting from December 16 to 19, 1998.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:37 (eight years ago)

ahh, when the shoe was on the other foot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_United_States_campaign_finance_controversy#Department_of_Justice_investigation

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 04:42 (eight years ago)

Initial reports are that three people were killed - though unconfirmed.

Russia has proposed a UN Security Council meeting and denounced it as an unacceptable act of aggression.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 7 April 2017 05:17 (eight years ago)

Hillary's going to get us into a war with Russia!

nomar, Friday, 7 April 2017 05:19 (eight years ago)

History suggests the US will not suffer unduly for this unacceptable act of aggression. Not even in the mild form of feeling any shame, guilt or remorse.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 05:22 (eight years ago)

So is this having the effect of raising 45's popularity to not quite record low? Or sinking it still further?

Stevolende, Friday, 7 April 2017 06:59 (eight years ago)

the_donald also hurt and confused because the original chemical attack was clearly and obviously a false flag. Still, they have a tweet from someone who talked to someone who said there were no casualties here, either.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 April 2017 07:08 (eight years ago)

pvmooc but I don't feel especially bothered about a bit of token bombing war criminals

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:21 (eight years ago)

Everyone from the Liberal Democrats to Ansar al-Sham seems stoked, tbf.

Bombing, token or not, is unlikely to end there though.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:31 (eight years ago)

has anybody done a "when they tipped off the Russians wouldn't it have been a funny coincidence if the missiles destroyed the flight records?" theory yet?

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:33 (eight years ago)

The BBC presenting Trump as a sober and principled man of action for the first time ever. So I think it's working.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:43 (eight years ago)

Everyone from the Liberal Democrats to Ansar al-Sham seems stoked, tbf.

Yes, the Lib Dems have gone all gung-ho on this one.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:45 (eight years ago)

sober and dignified might go over better if all the press releases weren't "it was a baaaaaby, it was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaby"

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:54 (eight years ago)

That was before, now he's launched those bad boys he's instantly Presidential.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 07:59 (eight years ago)

Unleash the cocks of war

baffled, brooding (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 April 2017 08:03 (eight years ago)

pvmooc but I don't feel especially bothered about a bit of token bombing war criminals

― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, April 7, 2017 3:21 AM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you think we got the war criminal?

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 08:15 (eight years ago)

L'etat, c'est lui

Frederik B, Friday, 7 April 2017 08:21 (eight years ago)

Instant Gravitas Granules

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 08:31 (eight years ago)

I would question the right of the U.S. to view itself as a police force for the rest of the world while its own house is recognisably out of order. I would question taht supposed right anyway but it seems even more revolting with the current regime in place.

Still wondering what is going to be able to return to norms once sanity is restored. Or if those default norms are that beneficial on an egalitarian level. Is destroying everything a good starting point for making things more equal or are things ever returned to a point zero. Advantages are more likely to exponentiate innit?

Stevolende, Friday, 7 April 2017 08:52 (eight years ago)

last post of mine sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. That's been the big post-election revelation for me: the existence of basic-ass people who don't even have a worldview, just isolated pieces of media narrative like "Hillary is a warmonger!"

Dude, Morbius has been here for years.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 April 2017 10:18 (eight years ago)

I have a worldview: we all need to die.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)

If Trump's approval ratings go up after bombing someone, you can go ahead and guess the lesson that Trump will take away from that and the subsequent actions he'll undertake.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 11:59 (eight years ago)

They will and he will.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 12:06 (eight years ago)

There's a 2012 tweet from the orange one circulating warning people to watch out for Obama launching a strike on Libya or Iran because he was polling badly.

Stevolende, Friday, 7 April 2017 12:10 (eight years ago)

Yeah, but Trump wasn't polling badly, he thinks not.

Mark G, Friday, 7 April 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)

There are several hypocritical old Syria-centric tweets floating around. They won't change anything. He could hack a baby up and roast it on a skewer. It wouldn't change anything.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)


I have a worldview: we all need to die.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 7, 2017 6:57 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If Trump's approval ratings go up after bombing someone, you can go ahead and guess the lesson that Trump will take away from that and the subsequent actions he'll undertake.

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, April 7, 2017 7:59 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They will and he will.

― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, April 7, 2017 8:06 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What's fun for me about this exchange is that Tom's post works equally well as a response to Morbz OR Lunch.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)

Srsly, ace sequence.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 April 2017 12:44 (eight years ago)

Just remembering the articles I saw from leftists saying that perhaps Trump would be better than hawkish Hillary on foreign policy. Ah, the best argument - though not often by the left - was the one that a woman would have to use more military might to prove she had the strength to be president. Good times.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 April 2017 12:45 (eight years ago)

god damn the media really needs to get their act together, this is that one semi-okay SOTU all over again

frogbs, Friday, 7 April 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

The amount of celebration among NeverTrump right types is of interest -- not even because of Trump, a good chunk of them are thinking he hasn't thought anything through and that this sets him up for a fall down the line. But they are thrilled that the likes of Cernovich, Ingraham, Coulter and beyond are raging about betrayal, "Bush III," etc., that this supports radical Islam, the real enemy, etc.

I wouldn't go so far as to call it convenient timing but given the Bannon/Kushner split this sure seems like the latter happily aiming to further grind the former's face into crunchy underwear. (Someone else idly noted that at the formal dinner last night with Xi, Kushner was at the head of the table, Bannon at the foot of it -- and in return it's also been noted that this new NYT story:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/us/politics/jared-kushner-russians-security-clearance.html

...means someone sure had an interest in leaking a document that would embarrass Kushner.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)

And speaking of

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/07/far-right-trump-loving-media-prep-for-war-on-jared-kushner.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

Might as well start a war on Ivanka too while you're at it, ya ding dongs.

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 April 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

And in heavy hmm territory:

https://www.axios.com/exclusive-trump-eyes-new-chief-of-staff-house-leader-on-short-list-2349015716.html

President Trump is considering a broad shakeup of his White House that could include the replacement of White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and the departure of chief strategist Steve Bannon, aides and advisers tell us.

A top aide to Trump said he's contemplating major changes, but that the situation is very fluid and the timing uncertain: "Things are happening, but it's very unclear the president's willing to pull that trigger."

Insiders tell me that the possibilities for chief of staff include:

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), who developed a bond with Trump as one of the earlier congressional leaders to support him, and remains a confidant.

Wayne Berman of Blackstone Group, a Washington heavy-hitter who was an Assistant Secretary of Commerce under President George H.W. Bush, and a key adviser on eight presidential campaigns.

David Urban of the Washington advisory firm American Continental Group, and a former chief of staff to the late Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.). Urban helped Trump win an upset victory in Pennsylvania, and was in constant cellphone contact with the candidate throughout the campaign.

Gary Cohn, Trump's economic adviser and the former #2 at Goldman Sachs, who has built a formidable team and internal clout.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

Meantime elsewhere:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-southchinasea-idUSKBN1782LQ

A Chinese fighter plane has been spotted on a Chinese-held island in the South China Sea, the first such sighting in a year and the first since U.S. President Trump took office, a U.S. think tank reported on Thursday.

The Asia Maritime Transparency Initiative (AMTI), part of Washington's Center for Strategic and International Studies, said the J-11 fighter was visible in a satellite image taken on March 29 of Woody Island in the Paracel island chain.

News of the sighting came as Trump was in Florida for meetings with China's President Xi Jinping on Thursday and Friday at which he is expected to air U.S. concerns about China's pursuit of territory and militarization of outposts in the South China Sea.

"This isn’t a first, but it’s the first time in a year," AMTI director Greg Poling said of the jet sighting.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:11 (eight years ago)

It's definitely going to be the guy from Goldman Sachs, isn't it?

Frederik B, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

Cohn would be very unsurprising at this point, yes.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

Fun fun:

https://twitter.com/MollyMcKew/status/850335570874294273

Lavrov: there's still a deal to be made. US actions not "irreparable."
Tillerson is going to have a fun trip to Moscow.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

It would be fun if it were McCarthy, so we could have a winnable special election.

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 April 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

does this mean Russia leaks the pisstape now?

frogbs, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

A brief moment of levity: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/04/04/every-story-i-have-read-about-trump-supporters-in-the-past-week

In the shadow of the old flag factory, Craig Slabornik sits whittling away on a rusty nail, his only hobby since the plant shut down. He is an American like millions of Americans, and he has no regrets about pulling the lever for Donald Trump in November — twice, in fact, which Craig says is just more evidence of the voter fraud plaguing the country. Craig is a contradiction, but he does not know it.

Each morning he arrives at the Blue Plate Diner and tries to make sense of it all. The regulars are already there. Lydia Borkle lives in an old shoe in the tiny town of Tempe Work Only, Ariz., where the factory has just rusted away into a pile of gears and dust. The jobs were replaced by robots, not shipped overseas, but try telling Lydia that. (I did, very slowly and patiently, I thought, but she still became quite brusque.) Her one lifeline was an Obama-era jobs training program, but she says that she does not regret her vote for Trump and likes what he says about business. She makes a point of telling me that she is not racist, but I think she probably is, a little.

Next to her sits Linda Blarnik. Like the rusty hubcaps hanging on the wall behind her, she was made in America 50 years ago, back when this town made things, a time she still remembers fondly. She says she has had just enough of the “coastal elitist media who keep showing up to write mean things about my town and my life, like that thing just now where you said I was like a hubcap, yes you, stop writing I can see over your shoulder.” Mournfully a whistle blows behind her, the whistle of a train that does not stop in this America any longer.

Linda’s sister, Carla Blarnik is married to an undocumented immigrant yet voted for Trump, who has vowed an increase in deportations. Asked to explain this contradiction, she shrugs. “Do not tell Bert this,” she says, “but I have been trying to find an unobtrusive way to break up the marriage for years and this seemed like just the loophole I was waiting for.” Huh. Okay.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

lol yeah we posted it upthread

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

I still can't get over this from last night:

https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/850178642982338560

Rex: "You should not in any way extrapolate that [the strikes] changed our policy or posture on Syria in any way." WOW.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

The alt-right, as noted, is annoyed:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/trumps-most-diehard-media-defenders-end-love-affair-with

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

I feel like we were just talking about this sort of thing yesterday

Normally I'd say a thing like this would shoot his approval rating up but given his "real supporters" hate this move and are already saying stuff like "I guess Clinton was in charge after all" who knows

frogbs, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

If you want the even whinier sounding high end of it:

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/this-isnt-the-foreign-policy-trump-campaigned-on/

Kind of amazing, the author -- editor of the magazine -- throughout basically is saying without directly saying it "I am a total mark."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

It's also been interesting to see how many NRO types -- Andrew McCarthy, David French, others -- are going "Eh" about this on various levels. You can kinda tell by default that they were of a different mind in 2003.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)

(Separately, something's been happening in Sweden for the past hour -- truck crash a la Nice last year in Stockholm, reports that the downtown area is on lockdown.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/International/eyewitness-syrian-military-anticipated-us-raid/story?id=46641107
ABC news report on what I'd seen somebody have as a meme earlier. Looks like Syria had moved the contents of the target airbase before the US airstrike.

Is that right?

Stevolende, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

It would hardly be surprising.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

Would be surprised if they hadn't. Telegraphed the whole op about as loudly as possible and gave them tons of lead time, didn't we?

60 tomahawks is only like $95M anyway not like you can buy anything else meaningful with that kind of change

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

She lives in an old shoe?

(xposts obv)

Mark G, Friday, 7 April 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

cough *satire* cough

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

So, terror attack in Sweden - probably - how long before Trump says "I told you so."

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

assumed it was obvious the Syrians would have moved what they could, I thought there were Russians at the base too so what choice was there other than to give them plenty of time to get out of the way?

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

ned, this proves that trump is incompetent. but also in cahoots with russia.

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

NV, not ned

k3vin k., Friday, 7 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

incompetent if he didn't intend it to be an empty gesture

in cahoots with Russia well yeah, still seems entirely likely on some level but moderately less alarming than doing it without warning them

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

sorry, to be clearer, of course he's incompetent, but not necessarily incapable of staging a bit of faux sabre-rattling

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

The US and Russia have a standing agreement to let the other know their movements so they don't accidentally bomb each other (an agreement Russia suspended this morning). It's not just Russians who might be at Syrian bases - they could have taken out Iraqis or Iranians if they weren't careful. You can't just evacuate an entire air base in potentially hostile surroundings at short notice though and there are reports of at least seven planes having been hit and between six and nine people killed.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

No beautiful babies killed though.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

the babies are the world's dreams of a peaceful settlement with Assad

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

The governor of Homs says four children were killed but idk how credible that would be and he didn't say if they were cute or not.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

Is this shit likely to have any (ANY) constructive outcome beyond providing hawks some quality j-o material?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

Like, I'm not even sure I see a cynical upside beyond possibly bolstering Trump's approval rating. And who benefits from that beyond the ape himself?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

Meantime, Scott Adams, gas attack truther:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/dilbert-cartoonist-scott-adams-calls-bullsht-on-syrian-gas-attack/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

Weird detail:

Mr. McMaster said the missile strikes would not eliminate Mr. Assad’s ability to use chemical weapons, but would degrade it. He said the United States military had specifically sought to avoid hitting what it believes is a facility containing more sarin gas at the airfield.

Odd that they'd be comfortable shooting 59 cruise missiles from a pair of destroyers in the Mediterranean, taking care not to hit the building with sarin gas in it. I guess cruise missiles are super accurate

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

Whenever Kevin McCarthy and Andrew McCarthy come up in the news I keep thinking of this guy

https://68.media.tumblr.com/29bf5d4b7c28bdafa1c0ffece724b3bb/tumblr_mrjoabclll1sezoa7o1_500.gif

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Jobs report is garbage too. Small sample size but yeah, today is not a good news day.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Old Lunch: per my muttering earlier, one J. Kushner is looking to benefit big time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/us/politics/stephen-bannon-white-house.html

On foreign policy, Mr. Kushner is more inclined toward intervention in the Middle East while Mr. Bannon would prefer that the United States remain as uncommitted as possible. Even as the president signaled this week that he might respond militarily to the chemical attack on civilians in Syria, Mr. Bannon has argued that American interests are better served by not getting drawn any further into the quagmire of a civil war.

"Hi there, dad in law -- you're getting praise and your polls went up."

"Great! Tell Bannon to fuck off for me, would you?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

I mean, I assume this is just a prelude to escalation, but this specific action seems about as productive as tossing an M-80 on your neighbor's porch. You didn't accomplish anything of substance but your neighbor's reaching for his shotgun.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

These articles that are like "who is the _really_ real DJT and what are his objectives and feels?" at any stage since 2015 (and I'd say waaaay earlier) are so stupid that it makes me feel morbsian in my dire disappointment with...people.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

shit what kind of neighbors do you have

post

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

Sorry morbs, shoulda left you out.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

I get the need to try and understand the inscrutable but undeniably-logical (surely!) underpinnings of the forces beyond our control which shape our lives, but there are times when those forces are nothing but a mindless cyclone of chaos and there's nothing to understand.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/850124236123496453

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

(came by to post that, but not unrelated to Old Lunch's post)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 April 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

Ah, the best argument - though not often by the left - was the one that a woman would have to use more military might to prove she had the strength to be president.

i think you mean the balls.

she wd've bombed someone the first week, and every week after. like Trump, like Obama.

also, stfu

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

Normally I'd say a thing like this would shoot his approval rating up but given his "real supporters" hate this move and are already saying stuff like "I guess Clinton was in charge after all" who knows

Well, I think the Pepe-meme-users and r/the_Donald types saying FALSE FLAG are a small number of hyperengaged krazies. That's not the population that delivered Trump the Rust Belt EVs.

For less-engaged Trumpians it's more like: see? He's decisive, he's a winner, he shows strength. Not like the usual wimpy, waffling, weak politician.

But if you press for the source of each of those vague impressions, it is suspiciously self-supporting.

What strength is he showing? Well, that he's a decisive winner.

In what way is he winning? Well, by showing strength and being decisive.

What kind of decisions is he making? Well, the decision to be a winner who is strong.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

Nobody knows anything but everybody has an opinion.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

@NewDay
.@FareedZakaria on Syria strikes: "I think Donald Trump became President of the United States" last night

@adamjohnsonNYC
i'd say I wish there was a better way to "become President" than bombing but that's actually the most platonically US President thing of all

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

I get the need to try and understand the inscrutable but undeniably-logical (surely!) underpinnings of the forces beyond our control which shape our lives, but there are times when those forces are nothing but a mindless cyclone of chaos and there's nothing to understand.

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, April 7, 2017 7:44 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think about this a lot lately, and then I try to go read books about the past

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

Reasons not to hope for any great awakening from T_D: "'Pedes, we won't know for a while the intimate details of the Syria conflict. Let's try to curb our need to speculate from the outside looking in. Cernovich is claiming another scoop, this time on an imminent sex scandal. "

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

lost a lot of respect for Fareed just now

frogbs, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

Everyone who's seeing Trump in a more glowing light now should be entered into a raffle to take a Slim Pickens-esque ride amidst a future bombardment.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

pundits are dumb

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

Andrea Mitchell was suuuuuper impressed by the "adults are back in charge" events of the past week

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

I think about this a lot lately, and then I try to go read books about the past

― softie (silby), Friday, April 7, 2017 10:05 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is all I've been doing since November. All it's telling me is that we never learn a fucking thing.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

lost a lot of respect for Fareed just now

I didn't cuz he's an idiot

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

van jones said he became the president the night he exploited the widow of a navy SEAL for political gain
fareed zakaria said he became the president the night he bombed syria
for shock value i will predict that he will become the president the day after someone else is sworn in as president. it's an incredibly unlikely bet but if it pays off i make billions

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

AFAIC, he became president when he got through his inauguration speech without reaching down the back of his Depends and smearing shit all over his face. It took tremendous self-control, and it's a strength that he's continued to demonstrate throughout his presidency.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

meanwhile Bush stooge David Frum sez he's not president: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/04/seven-lessons-from-trumps-syria-strike/522327/

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

I'll try to set the bar lower but I have to dig a trench to accommodate its subterranean descent real quick.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

heh:

Democrats from Chuck Schumer to Nancy Pelosi to even Elizabeth Warren have offered support for Trump’s actions. Pelosi praised the action as "proportional.” Schumer went further still: “Making sure Assad knows that when he commits such despicable atrocities he will pay a price is the right thing to do.”

Unlike Rubio, who understood that viability in the coming Republican presidential contest required absolute opposition to any action by Obama, Democrats operate in a more permissive environment—at least for now. If any further proof is required of the asymmetry of the two parties, here it is.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

It's the first thing trump has done that I agreed with. And assad's actions only don't make sense if you fail to realise that this is the peace - he wants to slaughter his opponents. This isn't part of the war but his policy. Obviously it's much too late for anyone to do much good - the initial uprising by the army should have been supported - but we can still try to minimise his actions. The shame is that he didn't take out all of assad's airfields.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

don't mean to reveal any #deepstate secrets here but would you believe that the president is the president the moment he's sworn in as president no matter how much of a stupid asshole he is!

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

but what has Assad lost? What have Americans gained?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

He's lost one of his handful of airstrips. Which isn't nothing.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

i'd prefer we accept as many syrian refugees as we can instead of bombing airfields

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

lost a lot of respect for Fareed just now

I didn't cuz he's an idiot

otm

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

but what has Assad lost? What have Americans gained?

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 7, 2017 10:22 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This. Times a thousand. And further, how do Syrian civilians benefit in any way?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

anyway Syria bombing + Gorsuch confirmation = cue glowing "Trump administration finally achieves critical successes" narrative + requisite puff pieces

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

X-post but they're not mutually exclusive. I'm very pro-refugee, and we have a moral duty to take everyone who is fleeing from this stuff.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

yeah I don't object to military actions against Syria if they're not poorly thought through, rushed political theatre.

the real question is "what was gained by striking last night that wouldn't have been gained by waiting to discuss it with Congress"? Syria still had the ability to foresee the attacks and move key assets.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

But surely it reduces their ability to project power, while signalling that their actions won't be tolerated?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

Assad thought he had carte blanc, and he doesn't. It's not as good as just killing him, of course.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

how do Syrian civilians benefit in any way?

Maybe a few less will get killed by chemical weapons. Maybe

curmudgeon, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

one of the enduring headfucks of the 21st century is having no idea who we're at war with and how long we've been at war. congress no longer has to approve it, there's no formal declaration. anything and everything can be justified as a response to terrorism.

trite, i know, but the condition seems to be getting worse.

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

tbh I haven't seen much crowing about Gorsuch confirmation in the last few days. His confirmation was an inevitability unless we learned he had nude photos of Nino and Clarence on his hard drive.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

one of the enduring headfucks of the 21st century is having no idea who we're at war with and how long we've been at war. congress no longer has to approve it, there's no formal declaration. anything and everything can be justified as a response to terrorism.

otm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

how do Syrian civilians benefit in any way

Irrelevant; (non-billionaire) civilians never benefit from anything.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

xps yeah I was thinking about this in the context of Bush I and Iraq in (1991?), when the bombing started there were huge protests, now it's just business as usual all day all year.

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

xxps to dowd: I think Neanderthal is otm
this is the cruise missile equivalent of the fucked up Yemen raid
Pentagon serves up a couple options on a platter, executes whatever is picked first, no actual policy or thought behind it, consequences (or lack thereof) are for nerds; sloppy media eats it up because it's great filler.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

one of the enduring headfucks of the 21st century is having no idea who we're at war with and how long we've been at war. congress no longer has to approve it, there's no formal declaration. anything and everything can be justified as a response to terrorism.

otm

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 7, 2017 11:34 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea it is fucked up

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/04/07/is-president-trumps-strike-on-syria-constitutional/?utm_term=.4af350801c67

The line on when a president needs Congress's approval is fuzzy, but it's more of a know-it-when-you-see-it-situation, said Phillip Carter, a senior fellow with the national security-focused Center for a New American Security think tank.

curmudgeon, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

Oh.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

so, it's like pornography?

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

Ballard would approve

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

(well maybe not approve, but def agree)

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

tbh I haven't seen much crowing about Gorsuch confirmation in the last few days. His confirmation was an inevitability unless we learned he had nude photos of Nino and Clarence on his hard drive.

it's def been a foregone conclusion for weeks now, but the *actual* confirmation will be the cue for the press/punditry to go into a tizzy about "the one thing Trump has managed to get right" etc.

I've also been thinking that this success will make Trump more predisposed to McConnell, so far he's one of the only congressional GOP leaders that's delivered for Trump.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

I would've approved of this strike had Gorsuch been tied to one of the Tomahawks tbh

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

lol

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

and he's confirmed. not shocked but...god damn it.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

MuslimBan2.0 just got way more likely to be upheld, I suspect

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

Once something's officially a "war" then treaties and alliances kick in and before long your generals are asking why we even have nuclear weapons if we're not allowed to use them. So, not necessarily a bad thing that we're wary of going whole hog

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

fuck all of this shit imo

grrr

sob

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

And when the justices gather April 17 for their last round of oral arguments, Gorsuch stands to hold the deciding vote in the term’s major case involving the separation of church and state.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/senate-set-to-confirm-neil-gorsuch-to-supreme-court/2017/04/07/da3cd738-1b89-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?tid=a_breakingnews&utm_term=.a507251ad249

curmudgeon, Friday, 7 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

Delicious!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

almost wish Scalia hadn't died. he was a son of a bitch and helped some shitty rulings go through but he was the devil we knew, maybe he coulda held on a few more years until we got the Senate back.

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

nah fuck it I'm glad he's dead

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

lol

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

yeah, not shedding any tears over that asshole

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

who are we gonna Nino now????

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

well look on the bright side, at least Trump didn't nominate a panda to the Supreme Court

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

a panda would be better tbh

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

uh I would preferred Ling-Ling the panda prude to Gorsuck.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

like Trump, he eats, shoots, and leaves

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

We know who Gorsuch is. He's Alito 2.0.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

Alito 2.0, westernmost in flavor

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

really hope RBG is taking her vitamins

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Qq75Zq9l1lmDK/giphy.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

RBG is fucking idiot for not retiring early in obama's second term

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

i think the dems need a contingency plan in the event of RBG passing away before the next Dem president. maybe some kind of "Weekend at Ruth's" thing. i'm 50/50 on whether or not it would fool the Trump admin for long enough.

nomar, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

upload her consciousness into Ruth Bader Gins-borg

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

total prosthetic refit ala Major Kusanagi but the body looks like a pasty old WASP so the GOP is totally fine with it

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

Rumors rumors

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/850362386569678850

Bannon allies say he's not going to quit. If he goes, he will require Trump to fire him

A certain overdone TV show catchphrase associated with the president comes to mind.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Supposedly Farage and Le Pen complaining about Trump now as well? So much for the new grand alliance.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Le Pen and Farage are actual isolationists

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

Not isolated enough for my liking.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

Bannon allies say he's not going to quit. If he goes, he will require Trump to fire him
A certain overdone TV show catchphrase associated with the president comes to mind.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, April 7, 2017 11:26 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wants to make sure he gets the unemployment checks

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

A certain overdone TV show catchphrase associated with the president comes to mind.

"Sock it... to me?" idgi

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

I think Ned means: “you’re takin’ the gobble full throttle!”

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

“i’m driving the bus to flavor town.”

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

"Neil Gorsuch and Tomahawk missiles are the presidential buoys in the shipyard of Flavortown"

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

Tomahawk maker's stock up after U.S. launch on Syria

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

“love hispanics, peace, and taco grease!”

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

that upcoming supreme court case about “separation of church and state” is kind of a trojan horse because it's ostensibly about playground safety but could prove to be a landmark decision about whether state money can be used to aid religious institutions. but another case on the docket and mentioned in the article seems at least as consequential: “In the coming weeks, the court is likely to decide whether to intervene in a lower court’s decision that voting-law changes in North Carolina were passed by the Republican-controlled legislature to diminish the influence of minority voters.”

Dan S, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

Fun fun

https://twitter.com/jpaceDC/status/850385851955720192

WASHINGTON (AP) — Senior US military officials say Pentagon looking into whether Russia participated in Syrian chemical weapons attack.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Also unsurprising:

https://twitter.com/LoopEmma/status/850380534312292352

Sen. John McCain says last night's strikes were covered under both the Constitution and the 2001 AUMF.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

@DougHenwood
Wasn’t it just last week that Dems were worried that Trump would wag the dog? Now they’re cheering the dog’s resolute movements.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

which Dems are cheering? Schumer and Pelosi both made moves pushing for Congressional approval in response, is all I see. The other cheering is from the usual GOP quarters (with the expected exceptions of Paul, Lee, Cruz etc.)

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

Hm hm hm

https://twitter.com/AmandaWills/status/850398817904152576

Big moment just now at the UN...

Nikki Haley: The US "took a measured step last night. We are prepared to do more"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Schumer released a statement that applauded Trump's actions as the "right thing to do."

Pelosi: "Tonight’s strike in Syria appears to be a proportional response to the regime’s use of chemical weapons."

you will really bend over for anything, huh xp

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/04/syria-strike-trump-democrats-congress/522312/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

tbf Dems cheering him on is another good way of trolling his alt-right pals

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

I had not seen those quotes is all, both of which seem to be cherrypicked ahead of Schumer and Pelosi pushing for Congressional authorization for any such action. but keep on grindin that axe

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

in other news, CBP backs down in tiff w Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/850396389473431553

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

Take the laughs where you find them:

https://twitter.com/SovietSergey/status/849775686696960000

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

bhahahaha

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

The murmurings grow louder:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-considering-major-shakeup-of-senior-white-house-team-1491588185

Just a placeholder for now but saying that Bannon/Priebus would be 'reassigned.'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

Schumer and Pelosi pushing for Congressional authorization

again, meaningless "pushing" so impressive to you

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

no one said anything about being impressed

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

the Schumer line you quoted was in *the same statement* in which he made his "meaningless" push for approval. So the first sentence of his statement carries weight, but the second does it? That makes sense

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

does it = doesn't

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

Let the record clearly show he approves of the bombing but not the paperwork .

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

*applause*

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

SV's assessment is accurate, yours was not

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

Mission accomplished

https://twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/status/850417125038673921

In other news. AFP sources in Syria report that the base hit by Trump yesterday is already being used again to launch air strikes.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

So much winning

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

FAKE BOMBS

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

Oh, well. As long as we were able to end some lives, it's all good in the hood.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

Per this story:

http://gizmodo.com/with-attack-on-syria-trump-alienates-the-alt-right-1794099968

This amusement:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yX9yQJOn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/qpyv6jb3ictqdmqmjlid.png

Apparently Alex Jones is also saying things like “Trump is really disintegrating in my eyes on many levels.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

SV's assessment is accurate, yours was not

because of "cheering" vs "approving"? u aint worth the time, hockey puck

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

Why is it that the worst people on the planet are the only people I agree with about this? Is our world officially undergoing its transition into Bizarro World?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

(Agreement in our reactions, anyway, if not in the reasons underlying our reactions.)

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

drfarls has a good roundup & summary, many links, as expected

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/04/art-syrian-deal

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/dQBWtPF.jpg

, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

just need 14 Carrie buckets

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

bannon and miller in the furthest/darkest corner, kremlinologists take note

global tetrahedron, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

god what a fucking joke

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

bannon and miller in the furthest/darkest corner, kremlinologists take note

Just avoiding the risk of direct sunlight.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

relevant:

@tinyrevolution
The weirdo who wrote "The Flight 93 Election," Michael Anton, is the guy with the glasses in the far right of this Mar-a-Lago photo

https://twitter.com/tinyrevolution/status/850402582073880577

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

Not sure what to think about that photo being composed exactly like the Bin Laden raid photo.

Is it "See? I can blow people up too!"

Or is it "This is how many balding white guys it takes to temporarily make some holes in a runway."

Or maybe it's just one of the only options when you've been asked "take a picture of too many people ineffectually looking at a screen in this rectangular room."

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

Possibly the only point to the picture's symbolism is that TRUMP THE LEADING LEADER WHO LEADS is sitting at the head of the table.

Unlike pansy-ass liberal softy OBAMA, who was totally not a LEADING LEADER WHO LEADS. LEADINGLY.

https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/situation-room-hearts-club-band.jpg

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

ohhhh
think twice

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

okay?

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

i can feel it

coming in the air tonight

oh lord

okay?

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

I don't care anymore. Okay?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

so are we going to go war with syria now

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

This guy

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/trump-alt-right-syria-war-214998

Yiannopoulos — who has kept a low profile since losing a CPAC speaking gig and a six-figure book deal over revelations that he once spoke favorably of pederasty — declined to elaborate on a text message describing the airstrike as “FAKE and GAY.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, internet troll Charles Johnson was not prepared to accept that the U.S. really had struck at Assad, saying that a source at CENTCOM told him the strike had actually targeted the Islamic State. “I’m very skeptical of any claims made in the media on military matters,” he said. “Especially since the Iraq War.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C81dYcCUQAADc41.jpg

global tetrahedron, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

simpler times

global tetrahedron, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

Yahoo front page:

Brian Williams calls U.S. missiles 'beautiful'
Brian Williams has been an outspoken critic of Trump, but Thursday he called the U.S. missiles "beautiful."

Fareed Zakaria: 'Trump became president'

give me a fucking break, fellas

nomar, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

ctr+alt+del, america

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

fuck fareed zakaria

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

and also van jones who originally used that line

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

Elsewhere in the cesspool

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/news/2017/04/07/tomi-lahren-sues-glenn-beck-blaze-wrongful-termination

The hubbub surrounding Lahren's comments was orchestrated to "inflate Beck's profile, from what has become a mediocre following, all at [Lahren's] expense," the suit alleges.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

Pfft:

That was all retaliation and added up to her being fired, even if The Blaze considers her status there a suspension, said her lawyer, Brian Lauten. He said Lahren just wants to be free of her contract so she can go back to posting online and look for another job.

"She's like an eagle that feels like its had its wings clipped," Lauten said. "She's ready to pursue her career and reconnect w her millions of followers."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

eh I feel like Beck has been trying pretty consciously to 'deflate' his own profile but I could be rong

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

i hope she wins big. she's bad but her influence on american life hasn't been nearly as corrosive as beck's -- he brought infowars type stuff to mainstream television

Treeship, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

why hope for anything, at least Beck has found jesus or whatever, she's still comparing BLM to the KKK

nomar, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

rec'd weekend reading to help u understand presidentialness as defined by the non-righty-wingnuts

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jDpt70mLL._SX318_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

fuck fareed zakaria

― Treeship, Friday, April 7, 2017 4:17 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

overrated Flaming Lips album

Evan, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Can someone explain why Steve Mnuchin, Wilbur Ross, and Gary Cohn need to be in the situation room for a military operation?

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Because.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

They own shares in Tomahawk?

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

otm

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

(just guessing)

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

the real question is "what was gained by striking last night that wouldn't have been gained by waiting to discuss it with Congress"?

Waiting to discuss it with the UN, or at least major allies, isn't even up for consideration, is it?

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

one of the enduring headfucks of the 21st century is having no idea who we're at war with and how long we've been at war. congress no longer has to approve it, there's no formal declaration. anything and everything can be justified as a response to terrorism.

Why is it that the worst people on the planet are the only people I agree with about this?

These mostly seem OTM.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

Leave it to Gorka (the official in question)

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/850449226924470272

WH official: Trump can't be judged by Syria tweets in 2013 because he wasn't president then

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

well, that's that then!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

starting to judge trump as a sad rod stewart wannabe all along who's gone senile in recent years. not that i blame phyllis for any of this

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

"You may have great ideas about what it means to be a parent, but you have no idea what it means to bear the responsibility once you have children. This is the same situation."

Yeah, it's _exactly_ like that.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

xpost wish he'd go back to the gasoline alley where he was born tbh

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

can't you see trump singing "do ya think i'm sexy?" just after he got new hairplugs, boating around manhattan "sailing"-style?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

xpost "you know when you're flipping through the channels, unable to settle on anything, and your much smarter boyfriend grabs the remote and instantly turns to a program? This is the same situation."

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

Who knew?

https://twitter.com/margbrennan/status/850443000933208064

"The runways were not a target," SecState Tillerson says Admin knew the runway was 'very thick' & easily repaired within hours

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

distracting the american public from an FBI/CIA investigation on trump-putin collusion and a disintegrating white house staff was the target

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

but hey, congratulations justice gorsuch!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

i don't think everything is an attempt at deflection, more the case where a dunderhead with no discernible foreign policy or platform makes kneejerk decisions after deciding he cared about Syrians overnight

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

But the Commerce Secretary, he is an assured man:

https://twitter.com/alex_mallin/status/850442782569353220

Wilbur Ross at Mar a Lago says his understanding is that yesterday's strikes took out "something like 20%" of the Syrian Air Force.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

"5, 20, hey who's counting. let me buy you a steak"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

so glad that wilbur ross, former principal at the bank of cypress, is there in the florida war room. republicans sure love corruption :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

i figure this move was Trump ticking a box for "appropriate response to international tragedy" and when asked "what next" he'll be like "what I already sent 59 tomahawks what more do you want?"

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

starting to judge trump as a sad rod stewart wannabe all along who's gone senile in recent years. not that i blame phyllis for any of this

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, April 7, 2017 10:00 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

he combed his hair in a thousand ways but it came out looking just the same

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

Justice Gorsuch will be as dull as Alito. RIP Nino.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

Dull, but potentially devastating.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

devastating as a supervillain. lex luthor's wig has staffed vacancies with pruitt at EPA, devos at Education, perry at Energy, carson at HUD, all-time assholes who cashed in on the 2008 financial collapse all over treasury, pastor pence at VP, russian agents left and right -- fingers crossed gorsuch destroys the supreme court! MAGA :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

i mean, it's kind of funny, if you're financially secure and laughing at people who need a functioning government

https://thinkprogress.org/while-gorusch-was-testifying-the-supreme-court-unanimously-said-he-was-wrong-33b9ff7eca77

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

wtf Kristof:

https://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2017/04/07/trump-was-right-to-strike-syria/?smid=fb-share&_r=0

sleeve, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

"ends justify the means" bullshit that again ignores the dubious effectiveness of said strike or demonstrates how waiting like, a wee bit longer would have been deleterious

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

*and fails to demonstrate* that should say

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

and supposedly those 6 to 9deaths were of civilians, y'know the ones we're supposed to protect and all

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

the only people whose deaths matter are corporations, my friend

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

And some babies. Beautiful ones only though.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 April 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

Meantime a #FireKushner tag on Twitter is trending, as apparently Bannon's fanboys are sad.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

we live in a feudal republic. #jared comes from much more family money than stave bannon does. sorry cucks :(

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

I think this is a pretty good summary of the Syria situation:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/07/opinion/what-is-bashar-al-assad-thinking.html?smid=tw-share

Dan S, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

wanted to say that those video clips of the sarin attack were just about the most awful thing I've seen on network tv

Dan S, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

I really want the house majority leader to take Preibus' job so the GOP can lose a congressional seat in rural ass Bakersfield, CA

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 7 April 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C82V6RVWsAA8uqr.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

loool

circa1916, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

when life gives u lemons brew some summer shandy

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)

Yeah for beer day at least go with something that's all the way beer.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

wtf Kristof

what would you expect from any pundit who was an enthusiastic supporter of Bombs Away Rodham?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

yeah I expected more from just about everybody w/r/t this utter garbage

sleeve, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

(also realized I just mixed him up w/Krugman, which explains a lot)

sleeve, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

(cue approving Krugman column in NYT)

sleeve, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

heh i highly doubt Krugman would approve of this.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)

John Kerry, come on down

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-syria-democratic-hawks-237024

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

I think this is a pretty good summary of the Syria situation:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/07/opinion/what-is-bashar-al-assad-thinking.html?smid=tw-share

― Dan S, Friday, April 7, 2017 7:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bleh, the only thing last night's attack did now is that Assad is going accelerate his deadly process, chemical or otherwise, and Trump will now have to amp up the violence of strikes or look like a fool over and over. Events in wars don't follow a straight line, they amplify.

And I'm with Morbs on this, I wish the democrat leadership, the one that was so very disappointed by Obama backing of Syria, would understand by now why he did it.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

"And I'm with Morbs on this, I wish the democrat leadership, the one that was so very disappointed by Obama backing of Syria, would understand by now why he did it."

yeah, I completely agree

Dan S, Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

Aw, dear ol' dad made everyone play nice.

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/steve-bannon-jared-kushner-meeting-white-house-237027

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, two warring senior White House aides, had a bury-the-hatchet meeting officiated by President Donald Trump, after arriving at Mar-a-Lago this week.

The sit-down, which was confirmed by two White House officials, was an attempt to smooth over tensions between the two men, which have dominated headlines for days. Whether the meeting was successful in creating a détente – and how long it lasts – is an open question, especially in a White House that has been dominated by infighting.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

shocking

Many Texans in Congress have backed Trump's Syrian airstrikes. They didn't have the same position in 2013.

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

Is it just me or is everything being worked out at Mar a fucking Lago all the time? Does he EVER DO HIS FUCKING JOB IN HIS FUCKING OFFICE.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

yes

no

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

Have we bothered to post any of the trump travel budget articles? He's phenomenally expensive

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

And by phenomenally expensive I mean THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DID YOU STUPID SHITS REALLY THINK HE WAS GOING TO oh fucking Christ I will never be able to hate his voters enough

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

Just google trump travel budget but make sure you have all the guns, knives and rope locked up beforehand

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

it's not what trump does so much as it's the outcry had obama or hillary done the same

hypocrisy is not relevant; power is

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)

There may come a time when we need one thread to just flagrantly vent our Morbian shit and another separate thread for news links and thinkin about things

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

Morbs would still post in both threads though

softie (silby), Saturday, 8 April 2017 06:40 (eight years ago)

I think Chris Hayes had the cost of one normal weekend at Mar-a-Lago at 38x the token $78000 cheque 45 donated to the forestry last week. &that's 1 out of several weekends so far.
Also presumably less than hosting a foreign dignitary in the same place.
Plus the place isn't designed with security foremost in mind. Was it closed to commercial guests while the Chinese President visited? I doubt it.
Also frequent visits is frequent publicity.
Pretty disgusting really.
Do wonder what public response to anybody else acting like that would be couldn't really see other people fattening their own pockets in the same way.
I was thinking yesterday that certain offices and processes relied on checks and balances meaning they transcended human fallibility e.g. The Law not just being down to the individual policeman or judge's own prejudices but there being a larger network to fall back on to redress mistakes. Trump seems to have taken the role of President as a position of power and dismissed all the checks and balances because he is the role. You could see that in the rhetoric he was using about the wording of the law he was utilising to attempt the muslim ban. I.e. If the President decides...... rather than looking at process, usage and checks & balances that would prevent one from even attempting that.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 April 2017 08:04 (eight years ago)

think Chris Hayes had the cost of one normal weekend at Mar-a-Lago at 38x the token $78000 cheque 45 donated to the forestry last week.

even more disgusting b/c that money goes directly into his pocket. its blatant corruption on such an obvious level. i can't imagine what would happen if a Democratic president tried this shit.

frogbs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

hmm no it goes into secret service salaries, jet fuel etc - plenty of things that don't find their way to trump.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:01 (eight years ago)

jet fuel can't gelt being steals

mark s, Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)

It's funding that could be used on something more useful being squandered anyway.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

watch what you "say" about freedom-loving republican presidents!

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-twitter-lawsuit-idUSKBN1792N9

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

I hope there was a lot of ass chewing at whichever CBP office that thought that was a good idea

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)

Unforced error #9,328

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Saturday, 8 April 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

Who cares what % he's getting, if he profits at all then its blatantly corrupt. Brings back memories of him jacking up his own rent once the donor money started coming in during the campaign.

frogbs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

I would think the role fo President would ideally be an aspirational role that lifted whoever wanted to take on the responsibilitty and would hopefully try to be as much above criticism as possible. That by watching one's own behaviour to match the prominence of the role, not to think that the role automatically gave one prestige so it could be utilised to one's own ends.
MIght be part of the process of serving one's voters as one worked one's way up to the role and learnt statecraft as one did so.
Doesn't look like 45 has the experience to have learnt taht.
But that's probably been said before.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 April 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

more strikes on the site that was hit by the chemical attack this morning

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

supposedly Russian warplane

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

only one reported casualty (aka 8 less than Trump's humanitarian strike)

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

What's this stuff about the Russian frigate leaving the black sea, entering the med and moving 'toward the location of the US ships that launched the attack'?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 8 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

By noontime the dock
Is all swarmin' with men
Comin' off of that ghostly freighter.

They're movin' in the shadows
Where no one can see,
And they're chainin' up people
And bringin' them to me,
Askin' me,
"Kill them now, or later?"
Askin' me!

"Kill them now, or later?"

Noon by the clock
And so still on the dock
You can hear a foghorn miles away.

In that quiet of death
I'll say, "right now."

And they'll pile up the bodies
And I'll say,
"That'll learn ya!"

And the ship,
The black freighter,
Disappears out to sea,

And
On
It
Is
Me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

is there any good reporting about the actual state of the syrian opposition forces? to what extent has al-nusra and other islamist groups pushed out the secular elements? i know it has been significant, but i am not sure if it is realistic at all for the deposition of assad to lead to anything beside some kind of islamist/sunni takeover that involves repression of the alawites in retribution for assad's monstrous behavior. and if not what is it precisely that the hawks have in mind when they talk, as lindsey graham did, of putting "boots on the ground"

Treeship, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

i don't want to be cynical but this has been a really fucked up war and it's hard to envision the different groups ever reconciling.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Whoever wins, order will be imposed by force and resistance will be violently suppressed.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

I thought this was an interesting take on the airstrike, posted on a friend's FB page by some dude (paragraph breaks added for sanity). I haven't seen anyone else mention the timing of the dinner with Jinping.

I think it had a lot less to do with Syria than it did with North Korea. Syria is a lost nation and a singular missile event at an airbase in Syria, with zero new policy in terms of regime change or involvement, doesn't reveal anything except that we are showing that we will attack if we feel we wish to attack for a reason, basically any reason. Had we instead attacked specific targets to destabilize the regime itself, we could say "There's some Syrian strategy in play." But we didn't do that. It was a show of force not a tactical attack to bring us further into Syria or in opposition to Russia.

$50 says Trump called Putin and said we're going to "retaliate" and Putin said, "Pick your airbase." At the time of the bombings, Trump was at dinner with the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, who we have been pressuring to do something about North Korean matters or the "US will handle it." Military strategy is a lot larger field of vision than bombing one airbase in retaliation for what we already know has been going on in Syria, namely the massacre of its citizens. This attack is a distraction to us, as US citizens, but a message to other nations' leadership, among them China and North Korea. It's about perspective. We see us getting into a conflict again but we've been in that conflict since it began. What other leaders see is different than what we see.

Timing is critical too. Trump and Jinping were literally laughing and eating dinner as the missiles launched. Following the dinner, Jinping certainly received the message, both that Trump was a man who could smile at a dinner after issuing a strike, and that Trump did not share with his dinner partner the news says "We're buddies, but I'm fucking crazy, so do what I want." We want China to take care of their crazy little brother, but it also seems we're closer than ever to ending the Korean War cease fire that's lasted... what now? 63 years? At any rate, the Korean War never ended. It's just in cease fire and North Korean missile tests will not be tolerated. It's a matter of who pressures North Korea into oblivion... and also if millions die in the process. At least that's how it looks from 40,000 feet.

The idea that Trump would simultaneously hold two entirely conflicting positions on Syria is highly unlikely. Syria is not a military or economic threat to the US or our allies. Now China and North Korea on the other hand... that appears to be the enchilada. I'd expect we attack North Korean "missile operations" and get into an economic dust up with China if they don't take care of North Korea, or even likely if they do. What I can't figure out is if we actually want China to possess North Korea or if we're comfortable with that, or if Japan and South Korea would tolerate Chinese expansionism on the Korean peninsula. A regime change won't cut it, so I'm not sure what the plan is. Have South Korea take over? Seems unlikely, although I know China has a problem with all the North Korean defectors flooding into China. Maybe that would work out for a unified Korea under the south's leadership. But how comfortable would China be with a democracy next door?

North Korea is a crazy buffer between competing interests and ideologies of the most powerful nations on the planet. I don't see exactly how we win as a nation in the Korean equation. Maybe the thought is that Democracy on the peninsula will take China down as a whole and create smaller Chinese states who will be less unified and powerful. If not that, then all I can see is that we'd be freeing up a ton of military resources and personnel if the Korean War resolved somewhat peacefully.

sleeve, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

better news from yesterday: https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-objections-dont-stop-overhaul-baltimore-police-060513436.html

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

The idea that Trump would simultaneously hold two entirely conflicting positions on Syria is highly unlikely

This is where it falls apart for me... Unless he means 'just' two?

Frederik B, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

"Trump and Hegelian Dialectics"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

I only get the NY Times on weekends, so I can't compare weekdays, but it seems like Trump got his best Times front page since perhaps the election today. The quickest way to take the temperature of how the Times editorial board is feeling about Trump on any given day is probably to look at the lead photo of him, usually to see how unflattering it is. Today it's actually a pretty flattering picture. It's him standing facing Xi Jinping in a grassy area, no one else in view. Jinping is slightly craning his neck to look up into Trump's face. Trump is saying something. Sunlight is falling across him, highlighting his arm which is raised slightly in gesticulation and backlighting his hair. He actually looks fairly vigorous, dynamic, even slightly imposing. Under that is the breathless blow-by-blow of American military might in action. Right column is about the Russians being angry. Down at the bottom is the article about his Supreme Court pick being confirmed. It may not seem like much, but this much unalloyed positivity about Trump on the front page is very unusual for the Times. I think the editorial board there tends to skew a little more interventionist, so not too surprising, I guess.

o. nate, Saturday, 8 April 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

Hegemons gotta hegemon. Our ruling elites will always approve.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 8 April 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

i thought there was a firewall between the editorial board and the news staff. i doubt the editorial board has anything to do with the layout of the front page.

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

I wasn't aware the NYT had anything but fawning adoration for Trump and his entire beautiful family

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

cool that Trump, a man who craves constant approval and press, now knows that he can gather unanimous praise by throwing bombs at the Middle East

frogbs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

i thought there was a firewall between the editorial board and the news staff. i doubt the editorial board has anything to do with the layout of the front page.

True but irrelevant. If you work for the New York Times, you have a certain mindset, and part of that mindset is worship of the office of the Presidency. All criticism of Trump in the Times, from the corruption stories to the editorials, is more-in-sorrow-than-in-anger/why-is-Daddy-like-this?

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

that might be slightly overstating things

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

xxpost ehh. it'll last as long as the praise for his speech did. the problem with continually torpedoing the news cycle like he does is that he knocks his own good press out, too. and it wouldn't surprise me if, despite his own military advisers wanting to take more action in Syria, he is satisfied with his one little tomahawk session and is reluctant to go a lot further.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

I am a little tired of hearing "this is just a distraction", like, no doubt dude loves to run interference from negative press, but that doesn't seem to be his motivation here. it seems more like he was temporarily moved by emotional pornography and impulsively decided to act because he just *does things* and has no actual policy or platform.

Any distraction now also distracts from his own story about Obama "spying on him" which would be counterproductive for him (even if that story doesn't have legs beyond conservative media atm)

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/trump-electronic-devices-tech-syria-situation-room?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global

^ I wondered this

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 8 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

frogbs otm

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 9 April 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

I just figured they got the new Nintendo xp

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

Never mind the obligatory shot at liberals in paragraph 7: Brooks seems genuinely pissed off.

The Coming Incompetence Crisis

I just read that the Trump administration has filled only 22 of the 553 key positions that require Senate confirmation. This makes me worry that the administration will not have enough manpower to produce the same volume and standard of incompetence that we’ve come to expect so far.

Granted, in its first few months the administration has produced an impressive amount of ineptitude with very few people.

On his worst days Sean Spicer can produce more errors than 10 normal men on their best days. Kellyanne Conway can flail her way through television confrontations 24/7 and still have the stamina to lose to the Teletubbies on Saturday morning.

The White House staffing system is successfully answering the question, How many scorpions can you fit in a bottle? And in general, the personnel process has been so rigorous in its selection of inexperience that those who were hired on the basis of mere nepotism look like Dean Acheson by comparison.

But still, I worry that at the current pace the Trump administration is going to run out of failure. So far, we’ve lived in a golden age of malfunction. Every major Trump initiative has been blocked or has collapsed, relationships with Congress are disastrous, the president’s approval ratings are at cataclysmic lows.

But can this last? By midsummer, during the high vacation and indictment season, we could see empty hallways in the West Wing and a disorienting incompetence shortage emanating from Washington.

The executive branch could simply go dark. CNN’s ratings will plummet. Columnists will wither and die. Liberals will have to go without the delicious current of schadenfreude and their daily ritual baths of moral superiority.

Now I’m not underestimating the president’s own capacity for carrying on in an incompetent manner almost indefinitely. I don’t think we’ve reached peak Trump.

The normal incompetent person flails and stammers and is embarrassed about it. But the true genius at incompetence like our president flails and founders and is too incompetent to recognize his own incompetence. He mistakes his catastrophes for successes and so accelerates his pace toward oblivion. Those who ignore history are condemned to retweet it.

Trump’s greatest achievements are in the field of ignorance. Up until this period I had always thought of ignorance as a void, as an absence of knowledge. But Trump’s ignorance is not just an absence; it is a rich, intricate and entirely separate universe of negative information, a sort of fertile intellectual antimatter with its own gravitational pull.

It’s not so much that he isn’t well informed; it’s that he is prodigiously learned in the sort of knowledge that doesn’t accord with the facts of our current dimension.

It is in its own way a privilege to be alive at the same time as a man who is the Albert Einstein of confirmation bias, a man whose most impressive wall is the one between himself and evidence, a man who doesn’t need to go off in search of enemies because he is already his own worst one.

But even Trump will eventually hit the limits of human endurance. I know what it is like to be profoundly incompetent, and it is exhausting.

Just to take a small example by way of illustration, in the days before GPS I was (and remain) profoundly incompetent at comprehending driving directions. I would ask for directions and all would start off normally: “Go down Fourth Street and take a right on Poplar.”

But then all would slide into a fog of incomprehensibility and I would keep nodding furiously to try to persuade the person that I could follow what was being said: “Then you toggle over that spur of the thruway that goes under the overpass before the six roundabouts of the gargle.”

By this time entire hemispheres of my brain had shut down, and as the person kept talking, my entire existence slipped into a catatonic mist: “After that it’s just six wheedles up the perplex and after a quick stop at the bolint it’s the 27th driveway on the right.”

The incompetent person in the Trump administration has to live in that stupor shroud every day.

So I hope the Trump team learns to delegate — carelessness in one office, backbiting in another. I hope the president continues to play golf (I don’t get those progressive critics who say Trump is ruining the world and then they complain because he takes time off). I hope his team continues to take advantage of the fact that it takes only one inexperienced stooge to undo the accomplishments of 100 normal workers.

And I hope it continues to negatively surpass all expectations. I remain a full-fledged member in the community of the agog.

One of the things I’ve learned about incompetence over the past few months is that it is radically nonlinear. Competent people go in one of a few directions. But incompetence is infinite.

The human imagination is not capacious enough to comprehend all the many ways the Trumpians can find to screw this thing up.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 9 April 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

So sad for him and his country

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

I know what it is like to be profoundly incompetent, and it is exhausting.

thought this was a satirical tell

j., Sunday, 9 April 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

By this time entire hemispheres of my brain had shut down

There's only two! did they ever start back up again? I think you know the answer.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)

On election night, no mainstream commentator seemed quite as shocked and horrified to realize Trump was going to win as David Brooks. Why? Because deep down he realized he bore some of the blame for the disaster that was coming.

Moodles, Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

thinking Brooks affects what happens in the world seems a Brooksian delusion

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:17 (eight years ago)

he has his bit of of impact, however tiny

Moodles, Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:25 (eight years ago)

i too have heard that his "bit of impact" is tiny

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

only NPR liberals, i.e. academics, care about Brooks' croakings of doom.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 05:12 (eight years ago)

Bill Kristol has his eyes on the prize:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/850753242711695360

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 08:26 (eight years ago)

I thought this was an interesting take on the airstrike, posted on a friend's FB page by some dude (paragraph breaks added for sanity). I haven't seen anyone else mention the timing of the dinner with Jinping.

Sorry to be annoying here, but he's not "Jinping" - 'Xi' is his family name, and you don't separate given names in Chinese.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 9 April 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)

https://attwiw.com/2017/04/07/conflict-i-e-syria-update-april-7-2017/#more-54923

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Sunday, 9 April 2017 09:33 (eight years ago)

It’s not so much that he isn’t well informed; it’s that he is prodigiously learned in the sort of knowledge that doesn’t accord with the facts of our current dimension.

surely plagiarized from the back cover of one of brooks' own essay collections

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 9 April 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

DB, a pundit: "I know what it is like to be profoundly incompetent, and it is exhausting"
ilx, understandably irritable: "Now imagine what it's like for your readers"

mark s, Sunday, 9 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

Bill Kristol has his eyes on the prize:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/850753242711695360

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, April 9, 2017 4:26 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fuck is wrong with these people

Treeship, Sunday, 9 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

they want three failed states all in a row in the middle of the region?

Treeship, Sunday, 9 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

oh
think twice!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

The idea that Trump would simultaneously hold two entirely conflicting positions on Syria is highly unlikely.

Dude, the idea that Trump holds a position on Syria is highly unlikely. Vis: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/09/no-peace-in-syria-until-assad-is-ousted-says-nikki-haley

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

Hey so since every president has to pose with weapons to prove stuff, what weapon will Trump choose? And will he actually shoot it like Obama and the shotgun, or just grin with it like Bush I and the gift rifle?

Refresher:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/02/presidents-holding-guns-photos-shooting.html

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

US aircraft carrier-led strike group headed toward Korean Peninsula

sleeve, Sunday, 9 April 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

All this theorizing on Syria with Assad and Trump being treated as if they had any agency is kind of silly imho. But it did help me figure out what I think really happened so okay here goes

Putin called Assad and told him to test Trump. Use that Sarin stash. The one we both know about! Do it while he's meeting with the PRC. DOOOO EEEET etc

Trump: let's do the weakest option possible
Tillerson: I guess I need to fly to Moscow now huh
Trump: I'm told yes

America: we're still the greatest!!!!111

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Bill Kristol has his eyes on the prize:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/850753242711695360

23h
Ryan Mayo‏ @young_maymay
@BillKristol People like you should be forced to serve in all these shitty wars you won't stop sending out kids to

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

xp, the US seems to have decided on regime change now which hardly fits with Russian interests and would not have been an unexpected response.

I have a longstanding suspicion the Trump camp was courting Russia hard ahead of the election to try to form an alliance of interests in the Middle East - not least relating to Iran. This didn't work out, because there wasn't enough in it for Russia and they have been enjoying their increasingly important solo role there, so they have gone back to mutually antagonistic jockeying for position.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

For Trump camp read Bannon in particular, I suspect.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

the US seems to have decided on regime change

uh not that i believe a single word a republican says beyond "tax cuts!" but tillerson on this week this morning said 'no regime change'

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/04/09/tillerson_military_posture_towards_syria_has_not_changed_not_seeking_regime_change.html

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

Which given Haley's chat lately is even more hilarious.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

Yeah there's no functioning nervous system

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

SV still hanging on this thread where Camp Trump is secretly not a discombobulated gang of hand-picked dipshits but Putin is totally just a regular guy trying to deal with the rough hand his country has been dealt by Big West

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

I really appreciate your input on these threads SV but please don't cast aspersions on POUTUS like "he seems to have settled on a coherent approach to a foreign policy issue"

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

Sunday morning talk shows are obsessed with finding coherence in this adminstration; a couple of the saps plaintively asked if there was sucha thing as a Trump Doctrine.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

The Trump Doctrine was actually developed in 1994

https://genius.com/Boredoms-acid-police-lyrics

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

Hahaha

iris marduk (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

Oh, I'm sure it isn't a coherent strategy (when was the last time any US President, let alone this moron had one for the Middle East) but that seems to be the direction they are collectively heading. Whether that is more direct military action, more proxy war or just a refusal to engage in talks until Assad and associates are out of the picture, I can't see any possibility of the US being ok with a version of the current government and just focusing on ISIS.

Even if you don't think that Bolton, Phares, Bannon, the late lamented Flynn and the other Iran nuts he stocked his foreign policy team with are angling for it, the recent positive press alone is probably enough to keep him from rolling back on the idea that Assad can't be tolerated.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Sure. Other things this administration clearly can't tolerate:
- Obamacare
- crumbling infrastructure
- high taxes
- immigration of any sort, really
- name some other thing they've had no effect on despite immense noise, friction and waste

So between Putin and Trump, which world leader has greater agency, domestically, abroad, or both?

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Which one of those things has given Trump the good press he appears to crave more than anything else?

Which can Trump do unilaterally without needing the formal approval of anyone else?

Which sits nicely with the only thing he has genuinely committed to spending money on?

I don't doubt that Putin has far more agency but idk what Russia would gain from orchestrating a sarin attack.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

one thing comrade combover can tolerate is our historic geopolitical foe meddling in our elections

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

don't forget KFC

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

You don't know what Putin stands to gain from inciting the US response to crossing a "red line" in Syria?

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

KFC?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

The answer is presumably embroiling them in another open-ended war?

Whatever gains that might bring would have to be weighed against the presumed long-term loss of a strategic partner, air base, arms client etc, and the risk of overspill into their key regional partner, Iran.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

Is this a Trumpian attempt at plausible deniability re: Russia?

Idk that id give him that much cred tho

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

KFC?

― Neanderthal, Sunday, April 9, 2017 2:25 PM

https://images.washingtonpost.com/?url=http://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2016/08/Screen-Shot-2016-08-02-at-7.38.19-AM.png&w=1484&op=resize&opt=1&filter=antialias

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

I hope there are rat parts in his next bucket.

DEREGULATION

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

wait, there aren't?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

Look at that photo again. Rarely have I seen him look so happy.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

I really, really hope Trump sticks to his non-interventionist guns when it comes to Syria. The casual attitude I am seeing wrt "regime change" is deeply horrifying.

Treeship, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

eating kfc with silverware jfc

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

What Treezy, you didn't enjoy the last ten year regime change?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

once the vast soylent green facilities of trump's america are functioning as expected, all citizens will be provided with a complementary set of silver-effect tableware and a pack of paper plates to enhance their dining experience

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)


Jay Solomon‏ @WSJSolomon

@nikkihaley on @cnn: "We're going to get the #Iranian influence out of" #Syria.

Would be a relief if Haley was literally just making up her own foreign policy as she goes along.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

Mad libs

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

I don't get haleys freestyling in diplomacy when she was literally offered the Secretary of State job and turned it down

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/nikki-haley-rex-tillerson-foreign-236806

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

I suppose I could have RTFA but anywho

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

she'll prob be Sec Of State soon

Mordy, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

USS Carl Vinson is the only forward deployed 7th fleet CVN. When 2-3 CVs are surged then Kim Jong-un might begin to worry.

As for Syria, Scott Ritter (the US WMD inspector that argued against the Iraq fiasco in '02-'03) thinks the Russian story, that an Al-Qaeda munitions factory/depot with chlorine gas + white phosphorus mortar rounds was bombed in Khan Sheikhoun, is plausible. This would be consistent with eyewitness accounts of pungent odors and yellow/blue gas (sarin is odorless and colorless).

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

The interesting point there, for people who reasonably don't care past the URL, is that he was speaking at a rally against the Syria strikes.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:36 (eight years ago)

lol @ fash getting used and spat out by miltary industrial complex tbh

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 April 2017 09:00 (eight years ago)

Does anyone have the full video of Brian Williams calling the missiles 'beautiful'? Because while searching for it I found a video from a Tea Partier mad that Williams was too critical of the strikes. And the 30 second version seems to describe the allure of military might, before going into the consequences.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 April 2017 10:27 (eight years ago)

can someone run brian williams' poetic guff over every extant still and moving image of richard spencer getting punched in the face pls

thx

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 10:29 (eight years ago)

just another day!
for you and me
in paradise

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)

fuckin gorka

A senior White House foreign policy official has pushed a plan to partition Libya, and once drew a picture of how the country could be divided into three areas on a napkin in a meeting with a senior European diplomat, the Guardian has learned.

Sebastian Gorka, a deputy assistant to Donald Trump under pressure over his past ties with Hungarian far-right groups, suggested the idea of partition in the weeks leading up to the US president’s inauguration, according to an official with knowledge of the matter. The European diplomat responded that this would be “the worst solution” for Libya.

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)

can someone run brian williams' poetic guff over every extant still and moving image of richard spencer getting punched in the face pls

thx

― 'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), 10. april 2017 12:29 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Frederik B, Monday, 10 April 2017 11:34 (eight years ago)

NPR has turned to Jonah fucking Goldberg to sort out the Admin's priorities re Syria

i'm so proud i never send them a dime anymore

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 12:11 (eight years ago)

https://www.stinque.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/teh-pantload.jpg

"Yo, NPR, I'm coolin it behind Target, hit me up."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

breaking: man who lives in his car horrified to find jonah goldberg squatting in it

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

'i'll take 'morally bankrupt ideologies' for $500 please alex'

https://www.conservativebookclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Jonah-Goldberg-What-is-Conservatism-2-e1471035315992.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 12:34 (eight years ago)

"with a new foreword by Jonah Goldberg" – seven most frightening words in English.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)

https://www.stinque.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/teh-pantload.jpg

Body shaming isn't cool but, seriously, how massively outsized are his calves?

hot bech babes lick the feemer and get the skeletor fever. (stevie), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

jonah goldberg's body is built with the same natural facility for quicksilver movement as his mind

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:16 (eight years ago)

it's sad to see samwise gamgee jr become a conservative. the old gaffer must be rolling in his grave

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

Morbs' favorite people:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3037812.1491787487!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/clinton10n-1-web.jpg

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

noted sax and sex man slings socks

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

tube socks two for five dollars

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

^^ if that was an intentional effort for me to misread that as 'slings cocks', I will painfully have you know you succeeded

xp

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

just testing the waters for the red-hot ex-presidential slashfic i'm working on right now, i'll inbox you some of the highlights

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

You don't know what Putin stands to gain from inciting the US response to crossing a "red line" in Syria?

― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto)

...

The answer is presumably embroiling them in another open-ended war?
...

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari)

This is a fun line of speculation. One persistent (and oversimplified) narrative about the Cold War is still that the US defeated the US sneakily and indirectly. Without armageddon! Just by miring the Soviets in a bankrupting and demoralizing LAND WAR IN ASIA by supporting the Afghan mujaheddin.

There was even a Tom Hanks movie about it.

If Putin's long game is to bankrupt the USA by fomenting stupid little unwinnable wars in sandy parts of the globe, that would at least appear to be clever turnabout. Good thing for him he has the most stupid, transparently manipulable US President in history to work with. Well played, Vlad.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

Meantime let's see how the tax reform is going oh whoops LOL

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TRUMP_TAXES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-04-09-08-36-18

President Donald Trump has scrapped the tax plan he campaigned on and is going back to the drawing board in a search for Republican consensus behind legislation to overhaul the U.S. tax system.

The administration's first attempt to write legislation is in its early stages and the White House has kept much of it under wraps. But it has already sprouted the consideration of a series of unorthodox proposals including a drastic cut to the payroll tax, aimed at appealing to Democrats.

Some view the search for new options as a result of Trump's refusal to set clear parameters for his plan and his exceedingly challenging endgame: reducing tax rates enough to spur faster growth without blowing up the budget deficit.

Administration officials say it's now unlikely that a tax overhaul will meet the August deadline set by Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. But the ambitious pace to figure out a plan reflects Trump's haste to move quickly past a bruising failure to broker a compromise within his own party on how to replace the health insurance law enacted under President Barack Obama.

"Never mind, let's just pass infrastructure!"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 April 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

no-one knew tax reform could be so complicated, believe me

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

"Taxes for everybody!"

"Uh, sir..."

"What?"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 April 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

This is ... actually a good development, right? There are lots of Trump timelines and the ones with a lot of "Trump abandons stupid policy plan that appeals to wild-eyed tax-hating GOP true believers but is actually terrible and unpopular" are better. This is the good side of Trump only caring about what makes people clap (and believe me, I know there are a lot of bad sides, just trying to cheer myself up over here.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

It's possible that no one in the WHite House knows how to write legislation, which is good for us because no one in the House or Senate GOP caucus knows how to write legislation either.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

Yr upper middle class types love the mortgage interest deduction; when the deficit hawks finally go after that one (Willie Sutton principle) it will be fun to watch.

Much like asking older Republicans whether their hatred of government spending extends to the bits that go into their own pockets. Fun!

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

I think you're forgetting about the policy genius of congress, dr Paul Ryan

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

xpost

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

Plenty of lobbyists out there more than happy to deliver pre-written legislation of any flavor, w/sprinkles on top.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

writing legislation is gauche. let ALEC handle it

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

otm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

I watched Midnight Special over the weekend, my second Produced by Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin film in two weeks.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile in the snakepit -- as was noted on Twitter, a classic 'what did you expect' move: have an emergency meeting about rebranding communications that gets fully leaked anyway:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/donald-trump-first-100-days-237053

For a president who often begins and ends his days imbibing cable news, the burden has fallen heavily on a press team that recognizes how well they sell Trump’s early tenure in the media will likely color the president’s appetite for an internal shake-up.

That was the backdrop for a tense planning session for the 100-day mark last week.

More than 30 Trump staffers piled into a conference room in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building adjoining the White House, according to a half-dozen attendees who described the Tuesday meeting.

Mike Dubke, Trump’s communications director, and his deputy, Jessica Ditto, kicked off the discussion of how to package Trump’s tumultuous first 100 days by pitching the need for a “rebranding” to get Trump back on track.

“I think the president’s head would explode if he heard that,” one of the White House officials present said.

It goes on from there.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 April 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

I should have included this, immediately following that!

Staffers, including counselor Kellyanne Conway, were broken into three groups, complete with whiteboards, markers and giant butcher-block-type paper to brainstorm lists of early successes. One group worked in the hallway.

“It made me feel like I was back in 5th grade,” complained another White House aide who was there. “That’s the best way I could describe it.”

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 April 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

complete with whiteboards, markers and giant butcher-block-type paper to brainstorm lists of early successe

those early successes in full

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/505b14cf795847e488fc3cb5ef8b0aa2/businesswoman-pointing-at-white-blank-flipchart-da74w8.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

made brown people feel even more frightened and insecure

pissed off more women

kept WH and Fed staff wondering who was next on the chopping block

alienated large constituencies

worsened relationship with congress

Am I missing anything? Bueller? Anyone?

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

bombed a runway

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

“People are saying, ‘Why is everyone traveling with the president?’ and in the next breath, ‘You must not be important, you’re not traveling with the president?’” another White House official complained. “You can’t have it both ways.”

this is part of the answer to 'what the fuck is mnuchin doing in the syria airstrike conference room' question of last week

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

has kellyanne conway disappeared from TV?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

he's going to produce the movie version xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

lol https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/851469989559271424

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

Haha!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

idgi

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

Also, though:

https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/851374020721348608

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

mensch trolled by well-known weird twitter user 'leyawn', joke as ever flies above her head because she is painfully stupid

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

on this historic day in american history, trying to think of the last time the democrats did something as obnoxious and unprecedented as steal a supreme court seat

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

emails iirc

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

is PutinBot the new term for BernieBro, and do I have to get it on my state ID?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

you actually have to add yourself to a registry for that

Neanderthal, Monday, 10 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

thx comrade

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

Louise Mensch pinned that tweet xp

Treeship, Monday, 10 April 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

Feeling increasingly like the Russia conspiracy is wishful thinking on the part of people who don't want to face the fact that Donald Trump is President due to our own broken electorate. The leaks helped fuel the far right smear campaign but these people have been doing similar to the Clintons for 20 years without Russian help. It's a Republican pasttime.

Treeship, Monday, 10 April 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

any chuckles from the Gorsuch swearing-in? Did Yam expel much gas?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

I wasn't impressed with the 'GORSUCH SWORN IN BY KENNEDY WHO HE CLERKED FOR' supreme court circle jerk. maybe the court should have more diversity? hmmm?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

Tony is back to being The Most Important Man in America.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

John Roberts probably hitting the sauce lately I'd have to imagine

softie (silby), Monday, 10 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2012/1101120618_600.jpg

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 April 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

my generation will be summed up with this phrase:

"sick gorsuch tweet"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

Sick Tweetsit Gorsucha

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 April 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

gorsuch an asshole

Evan, Monday, 10 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

Leslie Gorsuch: it's my court seat and I'll oppress the weak if I want to.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 April 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

David Fahrenthold just won the Pulitzer for coverage of Trump’s charitable giving.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

or lack thereof

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

jings, you must learn to appreciate our ruling elites

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

That has got to be one of the least surprising pulitzers in a while.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

...and Peggy Noonan also gets one? jfc

Dan S, Monday, 10 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

no way

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

can you c+p that plz tombot, looks very wtf

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Attorney General Jeff Sessions will end a Justice Department partnership with independent scientists to raise forensic science standards and has suspended an expanded review of FBI testimony across several techniques that have come under question, saying a new strategy will be set by an in-house team of law enforcement advisers.

In a statement Monday, Sessions said he would not renew the National Commission on Forensic Science, a roughly 30-member advisory panel of scientists, judges, crime lab leaders, prosecutors and defense lawyers chartered by the Obama administration in 2013.

forensics arent the magic bullet tv shows try to convince us they are, but jeff sessions wants to keep believing because god forbid the prosecution rates start dropping or people get out of jail

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

those 'independent scientists' in full

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2014/10/1544537850_e02decf452_z-1/lead_large.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

I'm looking forward to Sessions creating the Department of Inner City Crime Promotion and the Police Brutality Maximization Committee.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Sessions is really going to be the worst part of this whole shit show admin

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

if only because he's halfway competent

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

i suppose it doesn't matter (does anything matter, besides cutting top tax rates and opening up more private prisons?) but the russians . . . oh the russians

https://apnews.com/19772be1238e49fbb62c509a5b659b3d/Official:-Russia-knew-in-advance-of-Syrian-chemical-attack

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Democrats state that they will actually hand the football back to Lucy and try again: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ed-markey-democrats-will-reinstate-supreme-court-filibuster--2

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

Tackled on the Post-Nino SCOTUS thread

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

think twice!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

It's taken me over a week to figure out why you started doing that instead of "Good Mourning!" I really need to pay attention to the full thread title.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

I was beginning to wonder if I had lost my touch.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

"Tax reform, it'll happen. Gotta do something. Infrastructure!"

"Uh, sir..."

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/donald-trump-infrastructure-plan-roadblocks-237082

Trump’s plan, expected to be released as early as May, has already faced months of skepticism from some conservative deficit hawks — even though it’s likely to call for far less direct federal spending than its eye-popping price tag implies. Meanwhile, Democrats are crying foul at suggestions that the blueprint will include hefty tax breaks for private investors and a shredding of permit requirements.

And even if the plan entails just a few hundred billion dollars in direct federal spending on roads, bridges, tunnels, railroads and airport upgrades — as most leaks to date indicate — no easy answers exist on where Congress would find that money. Trump is expected to let lawmakers do the heavy lifting on those details, which most likely depend on Congress' ability to craft a once-in-a-generation overhaul of the tax code.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

let's return the tax code to where it was a couple generations ago, before reagan tripled the national debt, howbadah?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

Donald Trump's decision to bomb Syria was influenced by his daughter, Ivanka, being "heartbroken and outraged" at the country's alleged chemical weapons attack, one of the president's sons told a British newspaper.

The president launched 59 cruise missiles at a Syrian government air base he alleged was involved in a chemical weapons attack that killed dozens of civilians last week.

Trump's 33-year-old son, Eric, told The Daily Telegraph on Monday that the strike was influenced in part by Ivanka, who he said was "heartbroken and outraged" by the chemical attack.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/eric-trump-says-syria-strike-was-swayed-heartbroken-ivanka-n745021?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them! U.S.A.

damn, donald. hillary was gonna be the one to start world war three

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

I was beginning to wonder if I had lost my touch.

you reached right in and grabbed right hold of our hearts

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

turned it on again, for sure

so i never in a million years thought i would read an american thinker op-ed, but apparently bannon is fighting back?

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/04/if_trump_loses_bannon_trump_loses_the_presidency.html

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

Well he kinda has to.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure Appalachia prefers stronger drugs than weed at the moment

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

American Thinker!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

more like American STINKER

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

i am an american contrarian thinker

http://images.genius.com/e835dd564c5c9821504b2e454f5944ea.1000x1000x1.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

hahaha

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

that piece still assumes, as some of us once did, that bannon actually has a coherent worldview. bannon is a nationalist and an isolationist, but he also believes there will be an inevitable global war between "islamo-facism" and the "judeo-christian" west and that we should fight this war sooner rather than later; he's a populist who wants huge infrastructure projects to help working americans but wants to dismantle government "entitlement" programs like the affordable care act; he rails against wall street and the "global elite" but was once a goldman sachs banker himself and was influential in staffing trump's cabinet with wall street executives and bankers

marcos, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

:D xp

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

I'd read about it before but there was an article in the Sunday NYT specifically about the book that's Bannon's guiding star, the one about the US moving in predictable 80-year cycles. Which seems like magical thinking, to put it kindly, and like base fucking idiocy, to put it meanly.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

And now, an Alfred favorite, Elliott Abrams:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/off-message-elliott-abrams-steve-bannon-237086

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

I saw the headline and photo this morning and I can't even

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

There are a lot of people who want Abrams working for Trump

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

i read that as 'elliot rodger' for a sec there and i was like 'sure, checks out that he and bannon would share some ideological common ground'

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

Trump’s rise has made for many surreal moments over the past two years, and certainly on that list is the spectacle of Democrats cheerleading for Abrams, a man who’s got both the Iran-Contra affair and the Iraq War on his résumé.

Being seen as the voice of reason and potential savior by liberals who once hated him, Abrams says, has been “amusing and gratifying.”

But he wants them to remember that if his number comes up again. After all, there’s still no No. 2 or almost any other position in the State Department filled.

“It was nice to hear,” Abrams says. “Now, if I come up in 2018 or ‘19 for confirmation for something, I will remind them of those things they said.”

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

:D

http://www.postandcourier.com/politics/attendees-chant-you-lie-at-u-s-rep-joe-wilson/article_ca0370dc-1e2e-11e7-8b2d-e31b2631dae3.html

GRANITEVILLE — U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson received some protests Monday like other Republican congressmen nationwide during town halls this year, getting drowned out at times with loud boos and receiving 30 seconds of "You Lie" chants.

"I've also supported the local solicitor here, and the solicitor in Lexington all efforts to make sure that violence against women is fully enforced," Wilson said, prompting one of the loudest negative responses of the congressman's 40-minute question-and-answer session with voters in Aiken Technical College in Graniteville.

Many in the crowd of nearly 200 responded with a phrase he blurted out during a 2009 joint congressional address by then-President Barack Obama: "You lie! You lie! You lie!." Wilson in 2013 voted against extending the Violence Against Women Act.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Abrams' eyebrows look like Count Olaf's.

https://i1.wp.com/getenigma.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ZsD9f1dKxaQmaxresdefault.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200

Dan Peterson, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

Abrams would be worse than Bannon in the WH tbh, because he knows how to get things done.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

people should try doing the "asshole" sneeze w/ Trump during Congressional addresses

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

thought you meant JJ Abrams for a moment

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

lens flares in all official photos/video

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

There are a lot of people who want Abrams working for Trump

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:52 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

serious men(tm) who represent the grownups being back in charge(tm) since last week

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

marcos OTM re: Bannon

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

Abrams would be worse than Bannon in the WH tbh, because he knows how to get things done.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 12:06 PM (

tom

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

*otm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/08/us/politics/stephen-bannon-book-fourth-turning.html is the article someone mentioned above

akm, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

History working in neat 70 year cycles is some ignorant shit imo, then again I have read this book zero times, not four like our boy steve

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

Bannon's accomplished zero so far, let's keep him in the WH where he can continue to plot against his coworkers and stumble about in a drunken haze

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

hope we solve this seldon crisis

chinavision!, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

Gallup just released a survey that took place completely after the Syria cruise missile incident (Saturday - yesterday), and it's a point worse than yesterday's poll was.

Bump so far seems minimal so far. other polls harder to tell as they include data from pre-retaliation.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

imagine if Abrams had been in charge

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

There are so many ways in which this is fucked up: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/11/world/middleeast/russia-syria-chemical-weapons-white-house.html?_r=0

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

isn't he more into arming death squads than firing missiles? xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

Gallup just released a survey that took place completely after the Syria cruise missile incident (Saturday - yesterday), and it's a point worse than yesterday's poll was.

Bump so far seems minimal so far. other polls harder to tell as they include data from pre-retaliation.

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 12:23 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is pretty much what I expected. A slight boost among hawks who weren't already on his team, a pretty serious dip among his isolationist supporters, and zero movement among the people who continue to correctly view him as an irredeemable piss-stained fright wig.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

good news, not cuz I hate Trump and want his approval to get into the single digits (even though I do), but because Trump getting an approval bump after firing missiles seems like a bad thing for the planet

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

get fucked Rasmussen

Despite increasing evidence to the contrary, voters still aren’t convinced that senior members of the Obama administration spread secretly obtained information about the incoming president and his team to members of the media. A plurality (47%) agrees, however, that it’s likely Obama or his top aides knew that the nation’s intelligence agencies were spying on the Trump campaign and transition teams.

apparently "evidence to the contrary" means "someone in the White House said it and Bloomberg published it".

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Increasing evidence to the contrary means 'Susan Rice asked for some of the raw data', but of course this is not evidence at all of what they are asserting.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

"the real scandal isn't that I robbed this old lady, it's that this person filmed me doing it!"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

Hey, nobody ever said how fast it was increasing

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

or how they were defining 'evidence'

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Marcy Wheeler wrote the best response to the Rice nonsense

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

walls are closing in?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gao-confirms-investigation-trump-transition-process

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

I suspect we have at least three more years of asking if the walls are finally closing in on Trump

example (crüt), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28IqW5LhrLs

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/4fu65Y8.jpg

, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

moments ago

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

I have been staring blankly at my computer going "... what the everloving fuck" and "we are doomed, or at least I am doomed, maybe all you white people are gonna be able to pass"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

Even better:

https://twitter.com/cam_joseph/status/851860100948119552

@PressSec, offered a chance to clean up his Hitler comments: “He was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

I'm gonna keep posting Debarge songs if y'all don't mind

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

whew Jews aren't Germans – good to know

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/ScottFConroy/status/851861796109467653

This is the day Sean Spicer became Press Secretary.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

I suspect we have at least three more years of asking if the walls are finally closing in on Trump

― example (crüt), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 2:28 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha otm

getting tired of so many TPM edblog headlines like "this is big" "shit just got real" "the other shoe drops" "ominous"

marcos, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

sean spicer has a public humiliation fetish

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

so many shoes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

these guys can't even invoke Godwin's Law correctly

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

@PressSec, offered a chance to clean up his Hitler comments: “He was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing."

I've never really understood this thing about gassing your own people being worse than gassing anyone else.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

it's an out for the US, who have totally gassed other countries' troops, but not our own citizen populace

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

"he brought them to the Holocaust centre"

I have literally never seen a worse attempt at clarifying a terrible statement. Incompetence barely begins to explain it.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

I take that back, I guess it was just the Allies (France, UK)? Apparently US never got the chance to drop our own shit.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

grey area I suppose: Though the United States never used chemical weapons of its own manufacture in World War I (the Artillery used Mustard gas with significant effect during the Meuse Argonne Offensive on at least three occasions), it had begun large-scale production of an improved vesicant gas known as Lewisite, for use in an offensive planned for early 1919.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

I've never really understood this thing about gassing your own people being worse than gassing anyone else.

Particularly in an instance where the gasser in question is GASSING HIS OWN PEOPLE.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

i could see spicer getting the axe after this but then again it's trump so who the fuck knows? maybe they will just double down and feign incredulity like always

marcos, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

Anyway my (now muddled) point is that the "own populace" category was used to obfuscate the horror of its military use in prior conflicts by Western governments

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

i could see spicer getting the axe after this but then again it's trump so who the fuck knows? maybe they will just double down and feign incredulity like always

― marcos, Tuesday, April 11, 2017

how can he get fired when Bannon, etc believe Jews aren't Germans already?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

dude is plumbing new depths in outrageous shittiness

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

didn't Poppy Bush say Saddam was worse than Hitler?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

guys i doubt he improvised this shit, sad to say

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

didn't Poppy Bush say Saddam was worse than Hitler?

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius),

SAD-UM Hussein.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

This attempt at a burn, given the person in question, seems problematic:

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/851870010117165059

“In no way was I trying to diminish the Holocaust. I was trying to sound as much as possible like Dick Cheney on the eve of the Iraq war.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

"he brought them to the Holocaust centre"

I have literally never seen a worse attempt at clarifying a terrible statement. Incompetence barely begins to explain it.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 6:48 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HE DIDN'T DROP THE JEWS OFF AT THE HOLOCAUST STORE LIKE HITLER DID

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:59 (eight years ago)

i could see spicer getting the axe after this but then again it's trump so who the fuck knows? maybe they will just double down and feign incredulity like always

― marcos, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 6:52 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its like paul ryan - you could get rid of him but it wont accomplish anything and who wants that shit ass job anyway

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

i could see spicer getting the axe after this but then again it's trump so who the fuck knows? maybe they will just double down and feign incredulity like always

― marcos, Tuesday, April 11, 2017

how can he get fired when Bannon, etc believe Jews aren't Germans already?

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 2:53 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less about the gaffe itself or the belief and more about the public humiliation but like i said who knows

marcos, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

I was trying to sound as much as possible like Dick Cheney on the eve of the Iraq war.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

whaddya want from doughboy Goebbels

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

Cheney's response:

https://media2.giphy.com/media/X3o1khuZSL8LS/giphy.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

happy passover everyone

nomar, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

found it, with characteristic syntax

Bush said... Americans ''are held in direct contravention of international law. Many of them reportedly staked out as human shields near possible military targets, brutality that I don't believe Adolf Hitler ever participated in anything of that nature.''

http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1990/Bush-Says-Saddam-Even-Worse-Than-Hitler/id-c456d72625fba6c742d17f1699b18a16

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

presidents be hitlerin'

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

Spicer statement, as posted by Tapper:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/851873660549947392

In no way was I trying to lessen the horrendous nature of the Holocaust, however, I was trying to draw a contrast of the tactic of using airplanes to drop chemical weapons on innocent people.

As Tapper added:

This doesn't really answer the question as to why doing it from a plane is worse than building gas chambers in death camps, of course.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

how about gassing innocent Russians hiding in caves, Hitler did that too

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

to rephrase Dr Zaius, it's amazing how this crew's venality walks hand in hand with their idiocy

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IlTASUE.gif

Number None, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

That woman is all of us.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

I'm starting to come around on the idea of these folks never getting fired and instead suffering the punishment of having to remain in the public eye for a full four years as they appear increasingly buffoonish to everyone and watch every last shred of dignity and power dry up and blow away. And then after the four years are up we put them in stocks in front of the WH and throw rotten tomatoes at them for another four years.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

by that point we will have to eat them, due to the post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare they will have deposited us into

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

naaah, the country half-runs itself, kinda like United.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

I should say "you all will have to eat them" because odds are I'll have died in a camp by that point

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

When there are no good outcomes, I'll settle for the least bad (which, yes, probably involves at least some of this administration being cannibalized).

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

everybody goes underground, Ilxor the only source of national news

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

Ah wait wait, a FURTHER clarification:

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/851878149495422976

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9J6p5fXYAALWno.jpg:large

Yeah that...huh?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

omg the timeline of clarifications

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

"I wasn't saying Richard Ramirez's actions weren't bad, I wanted to draw a distinction between him and serial killers that severe the heads of their victims"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

by that point we will have to eat them, due to the post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare they will have deposited us into

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, April 11, 2017

would you eat a garbage bag filled with rotten mayo

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

i don't think Arby's will be open anymore man

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

you take that back

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

never fear the #NeverTrump supporters have denounced Spicer:

Jonah Goldberg Retweeted
Charles C. W. Cooke‏Verified account @charlescwcooke 35m35 minutes ago

Replying to @charlescwcooke
Is he bad at his job? Yes, he is. Is this sort of reaction warranted? No, it is not.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

Not even gonna bother saying "Jesus wept" because Jesus would take one look at this shitshow and say "I'm out; Dad, this one is all you."

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

My brain is conjuring up an image of a Sean Spicer modeling shoot where the photographer is excitedly encouraging his subject to just go crazy and try out dozens of new ways to put his foot in his mouth, that's it, beauuuutiful, beauuuuuuuutiful, oh that one made all the others look like yesterday's garbage.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

I'll go ahead and predict that he finally manages to put his thoughts into a relatively inoffensive series of words by like attempt eight or nine but that only after feeling the wave of damage control-induced relief will he realize that his dick was hanging out the whole time.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

I do not understand this squeamishness about the use of gas. We have definitely adopted the position at the Peace Conference of arguing in favour of the retention of gas as a permanent method of warfare. It is sheer affectation to lacerate a man with the poisonous fragment of a bursting shell and to boggle at making his eyes water by means of lachrymatory gas.

I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected.

- Winston Churchill, 1919 War Office Memorandum

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected.

this happened the last time Churchill ate mutton at a dinner party iirc

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

Somewhat related, the eyewitness accounts from Khan Sheikhoun report the gas had a pungent odor and yellow color, consistent with chlorine gas, but not sarin, which is colorless and odorless in military concentrations.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

I also dont get how gassing 100 people is PROFOUNDLY worse than killing 400-500,000 people using merely conventional means?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

if he says Syria is worse than Hitler, people will say "ATTACK". that's all it is.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

so if Assad is so bigley bad worse than Hitler why are we not helping all these refugees ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

Neanderthal is correct

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

which is why I ref'd Godwin's Law upthread - they're invoking Hitler w the goal of shutting off debate

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

so if Assad is so bigley bad worse than Hitler why are we not helping all these refugees ?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:08 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The sadness of their victimhood is inversely proportional to their physical proximity to our country.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

What's impressive is that they've managed to shoot their Hitler invocation in the foot by stumbling through it really moronically. Now any time any admin flack tries to insist that Action X is necessary because of how Assad compares to Hitler, all anybody will think about is Sean Spicer seeming to downplay the Holocaust.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/xfTAbXp.jpg

, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/da5e259175027.5602d30c54767.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Does the daily briefing book now have lift up flaps as well?

Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

between this and the repeated anecdotes from SNL crew members that trump doesn't know how to read i'm wondering if trump is in fact functionally illiterate

, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

irl lols carne

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

xpost There are videos on YouTube that explore this theory. I don't think it's entirely without merit.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

he can read from a teleprompter but yeah that doesnt imply that he knows what the syllables that come out of his mouth actually mean..

Ive always assumed Ivanka and Jared are there to read shit to his stupid ass.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

NYT:

Easter Egg Roll Is Latest Test for the White House
By JULIE HIRSCHFELD DAVIS
With key staff positions unfilled and no on-site first lady, the White House is trying to organize the most elaborate public event of the year.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

pop-up book diplomacy

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/08/13/2F2A818700000578-0-image-m-37_1449580557607.jpg

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

I mean if the Easter Egg Roll just turned into Trump getting egged, I'd be down.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Fourteen Killed and Twelve Wounded During White House Easter Egg Roll
By JULIE HIRSCHFELD DAVIS

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

Pfft

https://twitter.com/YousefMunayyer/status/851891698779254785

This is where we are now, Infowars is factchecking the WH on holocaust revisionism

Follow the link for the clip.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

all this comic book and coloring book talk is leading me to find it oddly plausible that trump sits in front of fox news, munching huge sloppy mouthfuls of snack mix and shrieking out "IS THAT MY MAN HANNITY!?!?" whenever sean hits the screen.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

xxpost All 14 dead were members of ISIS, according to White House officials, which was confusing as all of them were children wearing Sanford Police Athletic League baseball uniforms

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

further proof, if any was needed, of the need for Extreme Vetting

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

all this comic book and coloring book talk is leading me to find it oddly plausible that trump sits in front of fox news, munching huge sloppy mouthfuls of snack mix and shrieking out "IS THAT MY MAN HANNITY!?!?" whenever sean hits the screen.

his "Mannity", if you will

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

all this comic book and coloring book talk is leading me to find it oddly plausible that trump sits in front of fox news, munching huge sloppy mouthfuls of snack mix and shrieking out "IS THAT MY MAN HANNITY!?!?" whenever sean hits the screen.

Trump:America::lilkev:Sweet Dee
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.playbuzz.com%2Fcdn%2F9cf995a0-2448-4aba-8735-eb22ebff765e%2F986d9a0f-bc76-44a6-8a32-6ee1548b436a.gif&f=1

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

http://manateetoursusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/DSC00309.jpg

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

if yr gonna post pics of Bannon's asshole please tag it NSFW

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

leaked dialogue from the upcoming star wars prequel: "IS THAT MY MAID, HAN MANATEE?!"

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)

when palindromes go wrong

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

O THE SEAN HANNITY

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Hindenburg_disaster.jpg/310px-Hindenburg_disaster.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

Eric Trump's face is really worse than opening the ark of the covenant

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

so if Assad is so bigley bad worse than Hitler why are we not helping all these refugees ?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 1:08 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005267

softie (silby), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

well, it was called the final solution for a reason.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

Whoops!

https://twitter.com/LahavHarkov/status/851905448555024385

(Israeli) Intel Minister Katz says Spicer should apologize or resign & Israel has a moral imperative that comes before diplomacy

Linking directly to Katz's tweet.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

sad lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

this dude isn't even a Trumper and he replies to my FB post of the pic with this:

Dingleberry Kensington Spicer is correct.
Dingleberry Kensington Zyklon B was a pesticide. It was manufactured after the war under the trade name Cyanosil.
Dingleberry Kensington Sarin has no use except as a weapon. It was invented by Nazi scientists in the early forties.
Dingleberry Kensington By the end of the war, the Nazis had stockpiled over 7,000 tons of Sarin. They never used it because they regarded the probable allied retribution as too terrible to face.
Dingleberry Kensington One-tenth of a milligram of Sarin is fatal to a child while three-quarters of a milligram is lethal to an adult.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

sean spicer is such a moron

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)

was not aware that hitler would be so sensitive to 'probable allied retribution' once they used sarin

you'd think that was already in the cards as he was, you know, trying to invade and take over the entirety of europe

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/851912491630301189

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

hahaha

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

jfc you guys lost, just accept it

https://twitter.com/dominicholden/status/851902651923144706

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

Heard at a recent NC GOP strategy session

"So guys, we lost our state several billions of dollars with the bathroom thing. I think we can do better. Who's coming with me?"

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

is @presssec on fb real? because

http://i.imgur.com/t5QjhPb.png

, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

ahh there it is, the "mushroom cloud" comment from the first Iraq war, resurrected

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

tripling down on Jews not being Germans mannnnn

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

that's worse

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

so much worse

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

it can't be real

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

Surely he can't still be saying 'fellow Germans'? No-one is that stupid, are they?

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

he must be the stupidest person who ever lived

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

spicer going on cable fake news network for further self-flagellation I assume

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

"fellow germans"

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

unless he's using the technicality of Hitler stripping Jews of their German citizenship as a "cute" technicality, he might have legit brain damage.

as tone deaf as that statement is, though, the comment about Assad using chemicals on the American people scares me more because Assad really poses no threat to the US, so it seems like a pretext for war much like the Iraq campaign.

idk, maybe this is finally what gets Trump to fire him?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

Trump will only fire him if Kushner/Ivanka demand it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

who the fuck knows what any of these people will think, say, or do

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

i find it extremely disturbing that he is up there arguing assad is "literally worse than hitler" then doubling down on it when last week the position of the trump administration was that they were content to leave assad in power in syria

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

somehow we slipped through a fold in the universe and are now living in a sinister clown world

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

nailed it!

https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/851923287370342400

Number None, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

i find it extremely disturbing that he is up there arguing assad is "literally worse than hitler" then doubling down on it when last week the position of the trump administration was that they were content to leave assad in power in syria

― Treeship, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 10:29 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the expression of that 'assad can stay' statement that literally precipitated the gas attack in the first place

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

Yeah. These are sick, demented people to use language they'd understand.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

lol Spicey's deleted the tweet

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

meanwhile, this is the kind of thing that's just background noise now: http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2017/04/apprentice-contestant-disputes-trump-immunity-claim-237123

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

Whomp whomp:

https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/851921506632318976

Sean Spicer: I mistakenly used an inappropriate and insensitive reference to the Holocaust, there is no comparison

On camera, even.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

And some fun for the end of the day:

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/851924431438057472

I just spoke with a senior GOP consultant. He told me White House knows Bannon is killing them but they're afraid of alienating Alt Right.

Also!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/851936422751870977

The FBI obtained a FISA warrant last year to monitor Trump adviser Carter Page in a probe of campaign’s Russia ties

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

this is a nice stroll down memory lane

http://billmoyers.com/story/the-trump-resistance-plan-a-timeline-russia-and-president-trump/

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

what a disgrace. proof that even the FBI was legally spying on Trump ILLEGALLY

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

whole Spicer debacle kept reminding me of...

"Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point."

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:24 (eight years ago)

lol he's the top story on CNN now.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

I just spoke with a senior GOP consultant. He told me White House knows Bannon is killing them but they're afraid of alienating Alt Right.

the cracker ass crackers who BARELY got you guys a victory in a handful of states? ok go ahead set the whole operation on fire to suck up to a bunch of fucking white supremacists.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

the Syria thing isn't exactly endearing them to the alt right

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

which might explain why they're TRYING to reframe it as a USA safety issue, which would make it "ok" for those assholes

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

nice of spice dog to call up sheldon adelson, the only jew who matters, to apologize personally

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

“This confirms all of my suspicions about unjustified, politically motivated government surveillance,” Page said in an interview Tuesday. “I have nothing to hide.” He compared surveillance of him to the eavesdropping that the FBI and Justice Department conducted against civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. - Carter Page

is this the TONE DEAF OLYMPICS today

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

Even Hitler - despicable though he was - didn't stoop to ordering surveillance on campaign aides

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

[yup, he coined the Law]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sfmnemonic/status/851927035261972480

Mike Godwin‏ @sfmnemonic

So far this is my worst Passover ever.

3:36 PM · Apr 11, 2017

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International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/851921466824290306

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

XD

example (crüt), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

Hey everybody I think we might have paid insufficient attention to the part where "Dr Morbius" started a post with "to rephrase Dr Zaius"

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)

Whoops again!

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/851949105635090433

Exclusive: Classified documents contradict House Intel Chairman Nunes' surveillance claims, GOP and Dem sources say http://cnn.it/2oqht8d

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

its possible devin the dude just dosnt know how to read? its a trend..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

Like...he had to know this was gonna happen right?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

well Dr Z and i served together on the Ape City Council

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

I KNEW IT

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

"Losing 14 minutes of audiotape in comparison to this is a little spat in the sandbox in the kindergarten," Gorka said.

these guys suck at comparisons

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:14 (eight years ago)

Been without internet way out of the country where I still managed to bump into a couple of fellow Americans, all of whom were praying this moron would be out of office before they got back home.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

he will be, it's almost the weekend....golf time.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

Are the Dems winning in Kansas?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

They are not merely technically bad at roles, but almost all of them are _instinctively dipshit_ - they're fucking transparently dumb. How they got anywhere is a fucking miracle.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

Just the vote of confidence he needed:

https://nypost.com/2017/04/11/trump-wont-definitively-say-he-still-backs-bannon/

When I asked the President Tuesday afternoon if he still has confidence in Bannon, who took over the campaign in mid-August, I did not get a definitive yes.

“I like Steve, but you have to remember he was not involved in my campaign until very late,” Trump said. “I had already beaten all the senators and all the governors, and I didn’t know Steve. I’m my own strategist and it wasn’t like I was going to change strategies because I was facing crooked Hillary.”

He ended by saying, “Steve is a good guy, but I told them to straighten it out or I will.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

alt right more like alt shite amirite

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

They are not merely technically bad at roles, but almost all of them are _instinctively dipshit_ - they're fucking transparently dumb. How they got anywhere is a fucking miracle.

― wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 9:19 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wish the dems were more than just slightly smarter

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:06 (eight years ago)

IMO Dems should be demanding random GOP congressman to resign p much every day for the next year

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

it's okay we have ed markey to take care of us

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

there's really no word for today. my wife and I came up with "Schadenfreudalanche" but I think that's trying too hard

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

2017 derplympics

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

i mean getting work done was impossible today w/ all the refreshing

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

so, Kansas...

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

Estes (R) - 52.3%
Thompson (D) - 46%
Rockhold (L) - 1.7%

no flippage

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

dammit

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)

"Schadenfreudalanche" is amazing.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

that's close for a Kansas race though

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

encouraging sign considering Trump won Kansas by 30 pts

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Yes, I'm sure the people fighting for reproductive rights etc will feel great now. Props to the DCCC/DNC for their total lack of interest in the race.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/851973050744655873

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

yea it is a long ways away but I'm not optimistic about 2018, however poorly the trump and GOP continue to run things

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

Okay, "Rockhold"?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)

Thompson getting within 8 pts w zero Dem party support has gotta be scary for the GOP.

Are results from GA in yet?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

Ga is next week!

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:39 (eight years ago)

Haha whoops sorry

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

Props to the DCCC/DNC for their total lack of interest in the race.

I can hear the strategy meeting in my imagination:

Genius A: Hey! If we put a lot of money and effort into this race and we lose, we will look like a bunch of stupid losers. Much safer to hold it at arm's length , take the loss, but avoid catching the blame.

Genius B: Sounds good to me. Some kid on the playground used to call me a loser and it was really unpleasant.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:01 (eight years ago)

The Democratic leadership are losers and also dorks.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

Democratic leadership turns its back to Treeship, covers its ears and says "la la la la, I can't hear you."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

Just to be Cap'n Save-A-DCCC for no reason:

"Is there an amount of money we can spend in Kansas that will get us seven or eight points?"
"No, but there is a really silly amount of money that could get us maybe, maybe, six & a half points? Maybe"
"Let's go ask for a really silly amount of money then!"

(later)

"Oh well, we tried, you were right it was silly when you said it out loud though"

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

Anyway, back to this again:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-says-health-care-revamp-still-priority-ahead-of-tax-overhaul-1491962688

President Donald Trump said he would keep pressing to enact a health-care overhaul even if it means delaying another one of his policy goals: revamping the tax code.

Last month, House Republicans conceded they didn’t have enough votes to pass their health-care bill, despite an aggressive lobbying effort by the White House. Mr. Trump and congressional Republicans say they haven’t given up and are still working to assemble the votes needed to overturn major pieces of former President Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act.

In an interview with Fox Business Network that will air Wednesday morning, Mr. Trump said that his overriding legislative priority is passing the health-care law, though he said he won’t wait indefinitely to turn his attention to the tax overhaul.

“I don’t want to put deadlines,” Mr. Trump said, in a video clip released by Fox Business. “Health care is going to happen at some point. Now, if it doesn’t happen fast enough, I’ll start the taxes.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:29 (eight years ago)

looking forward to the Hella Fuckin' Good Healthcare Thing

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

OMG, they really are just going to keep banging their heads against a wall, aren't they? I was kidding when I made the suggestion, guys, but bang away. Don't let me stop your demonstrations of awe-inspiring incompetence.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:45 (eight years ago)

I was kidding when I made the suggestion, guys, but bang away.

REO Speedwagon's unreleased masterwork

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 04:48 (eight years ago)

The difference in Kansas fundraising was $200k. That's a fundraising rounding error and it's not like they're about to have an avalanche of races to fund in the next few months.

The point right now should not be "will it definitely make the difference in a win" it should be fighting every battle that comes up.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 06:51 (eight years ago)

"Losing 14 minutes of audiotape in comparison to this is a little spat in the sandbox in the kindergarten," Gorka said.

Don't look now but it's a posh Englishman trying really hard to be American.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:57 (eight years ago)

x-post: It's kinda worse than that, as far as I can see, Thompson only asked for 20.000$

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:09 (eight years ago)

The story as a whole is still absolutely great for Dems, though, and especially for the Sanders wing. And Daily Kos saying they raised 200.000$ dollars is massive.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:12 (eight years ago)

@DefenseBaron

JUST IN: US can no longer separate Assad from ISIS say @SenJohnMcCain & @LindseyGrahamSC "They are inextricably connected" because of Iran.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:40 (eight years ago)

Good lord.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:55 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HurrjOo.gif

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:00 (eight years ago)

now really regretting dragging my feet on getting that bomb shelter installed

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:02 (eight years ago)

brb gotta go stock up on non-perishable goods

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:02 (eight years ago)

is this like when gwb said the afghan govt was "harboring terrorists" as a pretext for a goddamn invasion? is this what they're doing??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:09 (eight years ago)

Well, the Taliban kind of was, in the sense that they hadn't moved to kick them out.

It's closer to the Saddam-did-9/11 nonsense that still gets circulated. There's always think tank money to be made from suggesting Iran did 9/11, as an alternative.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:20 (eight years ago)

if we keep destroying middle eastern countries which didn't do 9/11 eventually we'll only have saudi arabia, which actually did 9/11, left

justice by attrition

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:34 (eight years ago)

While Mr. Thompson fell short, his unexpected strength represents a warning shot toward Republicans. And it will galvanize Democrats’ candidate-recruitment efforts for next year’s campaign.

The surging energy on the left was on display on Tuesday night when the early and absentee vote returns were tallied in the district’s largest county and revealed Mr. Thompson to have staked out a considerable lead. But Mr. Estes overcame that deficit thanks to his strength in the more rural parts of the district and among Election Day voters.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 10:38 (eight years ago)

In celebrity news, Melania has settled out of court with the Daily Mail in her libel action. She probably stung them for a few million but not the $300m originally requested.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 10:58 (eight years ago)

x-post: It is pretty amazing. And while I can't donate, imo this also shows that it's probably smarter to either donate directly to candidates, or to grassroots organizers, than to the DNCC.

There's honestly a real change of a Dem takeover of House and Senate in 2018, and a Sanders-like President in 2020. And for all that I preferred Hillary under the specific circumstances of the last election, I hope to be believed when I say this does excite me!

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)

Honestly, I think the Senate is probably out of reach. But the house! And they only need to win a few things to make a GOP-coalition including the Freedom Caucus completely unworkable.

This chat was pretty great: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-do-we-know-about-the-2018-midterms-right-now/?ex_cid=538twitter. Thompson outperformed everyones expectations.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 11:14 (eight years ago)

Thompson didn't outperform expectations. He lost. Elective office is zero-sum. You win or you lose. The margin of victory is ultimately irrelevant. Oh, you lost by two points when they expected you to lose by fifty? Congratulations...you still lost.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:06 (eight years ago)

That is not at all true for a special election, a year and a half in advance of midterms with a historically unpopular president :)

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:21 (eight years ago)

elective office is zero-sum if there's only one election. there's not. a close race encourages viable candidates to run for the losing party in future races. it constrains the winner, assuming they want to be reelected. et.c

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:22 (eight years ago)

Thompson didn't outperform expectations. He lost. Elective office is zero-sum. You win or you lose. The margin of victory is ultimately irrelevant. Oh, you lost by two points when they expected you to lose by fifty? Congratulations...you still lost.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Politics is shadowplay. Reagan lost the nomination in 1976 but barely.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

a democrat *almost* winning a relatively high profile race in mordor / koch-kansasistan is a promising harbinger

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

What I posted on 誤訳侮辱's Facebook wall:

I also distrust the prediction of waves when the elections are 16 months out, but I can tell you that in my district a couple thousand miles away the closeness of the Kansas race led to a surge in fundraising for our own races. That's the point. That district was going to vote on local concerns and Ron Estes' responses to them, but these gestures of protest in a GOP-controlled state matter when the country's watching.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

Just reading this morning about how Nixon was considered a complete has-been by '64 (after prematurely announcing his retirement from politics altogether not long before that). Nothing is ever zero-sum with this stuff.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

Problems problems:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/records-match-ukraine-ledger-payments-ex-trump-aide-090335803--politics.html

Last August, a handwritten ledger surfaced in Ukraine with dollar amounts and dates next to the name of Paul Manafort, who was then Donald Trump's campaign chairman.

Ukrainian investigators called it evidence of off-the-books payments from a pro-Russian political party — and part of a larger pattern of corruption under the country's former president. Manafort, who worked for the party as an international political consultant, has publicly questioned the ledger's authenticity.

Now, financial records newly obtained by The Associated Press confirm that at least $1.2 million in payments listed in the ledger next to Manafort's name were actually received by his consulting firm in the United States. They include payments in 2007 and 2009, providing the first evidence that Manafort's firm received at least some money listed in the so-called Black Ledger.

The two payments came years before Manafort became involved in Trump's campaign, but for the first time bolster the credibility of the ledger. They also put the ledger in a new light, as federal prosecutors in the U.S. have been investigating Manafort's work in Eastern Europe as part of a larger anti-corruption probe.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

It's a start.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/852149910015283200

This is a subdued (and seemingly humbled) Spicer this morning at the Newseum panel

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)

today is the day sean spicer finally became press secretary

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

*jerkoff motion*

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

"Dice are rolling, the knives are out..."

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/852148042778202112

Interesting Bannon photo selection from @DRUDGE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9NwAg7XsAAlOv5.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

so now "billionaire" donald is more of a koch than a mercer stooge. shocking

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

Perhaps not unrelated:

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/11/trumps-budget-director-is-at-home-in-the-eye-of-the-storm.html

HARWOOD: He over and over went to West Virginia, went to rural parts of Kentucky and Ohio, said, "I'm going to take care of you guys." He didn't say, "I'm going to get rid of the Appalachian Regional Commission."

MULVANEY: Yeah, and my guess is he probably didn't know what the Appalachian Regional Commission did. I was able to convince him, "Mr. President, this is not an efficient use of the taxpayer dollars. This is not the best way to help the people in West Virginia." He goes, "Okay, that's great. Is there a way to get those folks the money in a more efficient way?" And the answer is yes. And that's what's we're going focus on doing.

HARWOOD: How cognizant is he of the fact that many of the people who supported him would be hurt by cuts that you proposed in the budget?

MULVANEY: The president is certainly conscious of the people who voted for him, right. But he cares about more than just the Trump voters. So when you say you know, people that voted for him are hurt, that's not the issue. He wants to know, "Are the folks in Appalachia, are the coal miners in West Virginia going to be better off under my presidency whether or not they voted for me?" He doesn't care if they voted for him. I think what the president will tell you is, "The best thing I can do for those folks, whether or not they voted for me, is to figure out a way to get 3.5 percent economic growth."

...

HARWOOD: And what about the goal of eliminating the debt, which President Trump at one point said he would do at the end of his second term?

MULVANEY: It's fairly safe to assume that was hyperbole. I'm not going to be able to pay off $20 trillion worth of debt in four years. I'd be being dishonest with you if I said that I could. The reason the president doesn't want to change some of the mandatory spending, is because the public's not ready for it yet. They're ready for economic growth.

Etc. etc. whatever.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

Thompson didn't outperform expectations. He lost. Elective office is zero-sum. You win or you lose. The margin of victory is ultimately irrelevant. Oh, you lost by two points when they expected you to lose by fifty? Congratulations...you still lost.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, April 12, 2017 7:06 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it still signifies a major swing towards the Dems which is going to be relevant in races where they would expect to lose by five instead of fifty

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

There's honestly a real change of a Dem takeover of House and Senate in 2018, and a Sanders-like President in 2020.

there is no chance that the Dems will take over the House

example (crüt), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

Mulvaney, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwno2IRStc

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

Isn't conventional wisdom that the democrats have no chance in the senate (simply because of the states that are voting in 2016) but a decent shot in the house?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 1h1 hour ago

steve bannon is not my brain - my brain is in considerably worse shape than even he is! sad!

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'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

"Is there a way to get those folks the money in a more efficient way?" And the answer is yes. And that's what's we're going focus on doing.

see there's this one guy, arthur laffer, and jack kemp, and ayn rand, and ludwig von mises. no, listen for a second. pain is as good for the poor as your golden toilet is good for you. motivation, you know? tax cuts pay for themselves. deficits don't matter

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/justinshanes/status/851546501025193984

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

MULVANEY: The president is certainly conscious of the people who voted for him, right. But he cares about more than just the Trump voters. So when you say you know, people that voted for him are hurt, that's not the issue. He wants to know, "Are the folks in Appalachia, are the coal miners in West Virginia going to be better off under my presidency whether or not they voted for me?" He doesn't care if they voted for him. I think what the president will tell you is, "The best thing I can do for those folks, whether or not they voted for me, is to figure out a way to get 3.5 percent economic growth."

Who on the planet earth legitimately believes that Trump has anything but active disdain for people who voted against him (or that he gives a solitary fuck about most of the people who voted for him)?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/04/12/president-trumps-throughly-confusing-fox-business-interview-annotated/?utm_term=.322a21c5740c

I'm gonna need some water after attempting to follow this. And a lie down.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

TRUMP: But I will tell you, only because you've treated me so good for so long, I have to (INAUDIBLE) right?

I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We're now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it.

And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?

And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, Mr. President, let me explain something to you. This was during dessert.

We've just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit, by the way, unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

#DEVELOPING: U.S. Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson reportedly stuck in elevator at Overtown public housing complex

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

hope its a grain elevator

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

hahahahahaha

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

also while Alonzo Mourning waits for him

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

hope its an m night shyamalan elevator

iris marduk (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

Honestly very interesting/informative piece by Schindler today about the limits of classified evidence. Pulls in a lot of details from the past that aren't secret, but that I had missed, mostly from the VENONA era:

http://observer.com/2017/04/kremlingate-and-the-limits-of-classified-evidence/

Comey faces a particular problem, little understood by the public or even by most journalists covering KremlinGate. That’s the fact that classified evidence is inadmissible in court, and top-secret information will never be shown to a jury. FBI agents therefore face the uncomfortable difficulty of knowing (from highly classified reports) what was going on—and finding unclassified corroboration if they want to prosecute anybody.

Hence the pressing need to get co-conspirators to “flip” on each other and, even better, coercing confessions from those facing possible prison time. This is the usual FBI modus operandi, and it’s most effective against smaller fish who aren’t eager to take the rap for bigger ones. We can safely assume that the Bureau will lean on former members of Team Trump to get confessions; here the recent ham-handed effort by Michael Flynn, Trump’s disgraced former national security guru, a man with plenty of odd ties to the Kremlin himself, to get immunity in exchange for telling what he knows seems relevant.

Without such cooperation, including confessions from at least some members of Team Trump, the transition of KremlinGate from the investigation phase to prosecution is likely to stall.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

good one, thanks Ned

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

I had to stop following his clown posse on twitter tho...

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:47 (eight years ago)

#DEVELOPING: U.S. Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson reportedly stuck in elevator at Overtown public housing complex

― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), W

oh lord he's a few miles south of me

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

A few miles south of everyone.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:49 (eight years ago)

lol

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:52 (eight years ago)

news of BEN IN AN ELEVATORRRR has not only put aerosmith on in my internal jukebox but also reminded me that his facial hair is so fucking weird - why does he shave the chin part an inch or two above his actual chin ffs

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZDU5ZTAzMzktOWFjYy00YzVjLWExNDctOTY1ZjQ2M2NmMjA4L2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDkzNTM2ODg@._V1_UY317_CR127,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

I...somehow failed to ever notice that. Thank you so much for pointing it out.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

it's like he wanted to give the impression of a double chin

it's inexplicable

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

[This room used to have a lot of wires. Now it doesn't have so many wires.

Makes you think

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

"Isn't conventional wisdom that the democrats have no chance in the senate (simply because of the states that are voting in 2016) but a decent shot in the house?"

no i don't think so. the dems are very very far behind in the house and gerrymandering has made it harder to make gains

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/a-very-early-look-at-the-battle-for-the-house-in-2018/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

No surprise at all:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/852167434484187137

Source: Carter Page isn't the only Trump campaign ally who was the subject of a FISA warrant. A second target was recorded also. Tick tock..

I mean, I assume Manafort.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Charles Pierce sez stfu Dems:

What happened in Kansas should be an occasion for unalloyed celebration. There are good arguments to be made that had the Democratic National Committee come tromping into that district with both feet, it would have done more harm than good. Leaving things to local activists, augmented by boots on the phone from all around the country, was a very sensible strategy. And it almost worked in a district so ridiculously conservative that one of the Koch brothers actually lives there. The impulse within some progressives to skunk up the garden party is a wonder to behold. Truly, it is.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

seems otm to me since there's no way Thompson could've won w just Dem votes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

trump's genuine supporters and keyboard warriors might be exhausted by november 2018 while the FBI/CIA are more on guard against hacking/fake new shenanigans, so who knows. out-of-power parties tend to gain huge in off-year elections, and this is the least popular president this early on in his term since we've been keeping 'scientific' track of "popular opinion"

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

So when you say you know, people that voted for him are hurt, that's not the issue.

Here's hoping that quote comes back to him and the admin as a fishhook in the cheek.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

don't think they have much of shot in either chamber, but reducing the GOP margins would be genuinely useful in its own right - many more situations like the health care debacle ahead, with ryan and mitch counting every single vote and trying to placate all their different and hopelessly contradictory GOP constituencies. happy to see that get even just a little harder for them.

i suppose there's a VERY tiny chance that if the senate could be brought within one vote (including pence) then a very enterprising schumer could get susan collins to jump to 'independent' in exchange for chairpersonships a la jeffords. i've pooh-poohed that scenario before, but only because getting several people to do that at once is a LOT harder than when you just need one. collins is probably the only shot since it'd be political suicide for epople not from maine, last bastion of the old-fashioned liberal republican, whose other senator is also an "I" caucusing with the democrats.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

and Collins has indicated that she's toying with the idea of running for governor

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

Yeah the silver lining is incumbents deciding to peace out and recruiting better candidates for 18 bc it looks like an easier race to win

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Economist/Yougov survey today was interesting as it shows a much more split opinion on Trump's handling of Syria than the media has reported. Doesn't show the partisan line-crossing that some have speculated.

The question was the approval of HIS handling of Syria, specifically, and it was 43% approve, 38% disapprove, with a large 17% undecided.

Only Republicans overwhelmingly supported it (82% - 8%), Independents were split (40% - 36%), Democrats not overwhelmingly against but strongly against (27% - 60%).

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

#DEVELOPING: U.S. Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson reportedly stuck in elevator at Overtown public housing complex

See I told you the government never does anything right. Remember, professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. If that elevator had been built by amateurs everything would work fine.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

Whoops!

http://gizmodo.com/the-us-military-got-lots-of-angry-emails-after-tweeting-1794246591

On April 5th, US Strategic Command tweeted out a story about the nuclear triad that was published by the controversial news site Breitbart. And people were pissed. According to records released to Gizmodo through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, it’s clear that pretty much nobody was happy with the decision to link to Breitbart. Well, nobody except for Breitbart.

According to the 36 pages of documents released to Gizmodo, US Strategic Command (Stratcom) received numerous phone calls and emails complaining about the tweet. The messages came from both veterans and the general public alike.

But there was a script for the phone calls:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mu4zBvTH--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/yesl3ywryt4isahx8lez.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

A book on the failures of the Clinton campaign sounds like a recipe for misery.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

bet y'all can't wait for Mark Halperin's book

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

stickin w this

at this point my guess as to the order of defections and/or firings is:

1) Bannon
2) Spicer
3) Priebus

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, February 8, 2017 1:24 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

4) everybody else in the Cabinet

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

that long NYT article on the WH Easter egg roll describes it as a "major test" of the admin

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

Apparently Spicer used to be the Easter Bunny at the egg roll during W's administration?

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

omg

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/03/politics/sean-spicer-easter-bunny/

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

http://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/spicer.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Will the Easter Bunny be seen as a jolly companion by the frolicking tots or will he scare the shortpants off of them with non sequitur comparisons of the day's events to the Holocaust?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

Someone did eventually get around to making a 'shop of Easter Bunny Spicer between the dude's legs in The Shining, right?

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Oh for their halcyon days of late January:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/12/team-bannon-laying-low-after-being-blindsided-by-trump.html

As President Donald Trump publicly throws shade at his White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon, Bannon and his “nationalist” White House allies are “laying low” and hoping that a purge isn’t imminent, according to administration officials speaking to The Daily Beast.

...

It appears as though President Trump’s affections for the nationalist Bannon have softened in recent weeks. Trump had reportedly grown unhappy with the “President Bannon” meme that for months has been highlighted in magazines, on television, and on social media.

Last week, a Republican source close to Trump confirmed to The Daily Beast the president’s level of insecurity over Bannon’s reputation, and mentioned that Trump was seriously “irked” after catching a glimpse of a recent cold-open on Saturday Night Live that depicted Bannon as the real, “Grim Reaper” president and Trump as a dumb stooge.

"Did you see this crap?" Trump asked the confidante, referring to the SNL sketch.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

haha too predictable huh

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

A friend suggested that SNL bust out the Rosie O'Donnell-as-Bannon sketch to deliver the death blow

The conspiracy theorist in me thinks Bannon's demotion has to do with the FBI/CIA/whatever investigating Breitbart's role in the dissemination of wiki leaks/russian propaganda and some of the new "grown ups" in charge realizing this is a very bad thing.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

the SNL writing staff has never been more powerful, to no credit of their own

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

hah touche. yeah the chapo trap house line in the recent ep about 'this is a president john stewart could actually take down' is in a similar vein

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

I can see Kushner and Ivanka managing to outlast everyone else in the cabinet due to blood ties. Barring Kushner doing something predictably stupid like banging an intern.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

so you're sayng he should nominate Kushner and Ivanka as secretaries of the agriculture and energy, respectively, and when Trump and Bannon kill the rest of the Cabinet and themselves and Paul Ryan they'd be the only ones left

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

Well, you gotta start somewhere.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

I can see Kushner and Ivanka managing to outlast everyone else in the cabinet due to blood ties.

We see the anti-Semitic code here...

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

lol Alfred

I was just idly thinking about what it would take to sow maximum chaos in the WH, since it's inconceivable that Trump will ditch Kushner as long as he's married to his daughter. So if I was a Democratic version of Roger Stone I would be thinking about some way to break up Kushner/Ivanka's marriage ie solicit Russian prostitutes for him or something

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

spicier

http://i.imgur.com/l0iTybb.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Hunting for eggs.

nickn, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

so what does it say about running the 'government like a business' / christian "conservatism" that trump hasn't gone to church yet once and can't do easter right because he's busy golfing sundays? are all our american businesses this inept/ungodly? maybe we should raise their taxes after all :)

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

someone should sit on their faces and have diarrhea imo

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

evangelicals don't care so much about the spiritual practice of trump. they care much more about him nominating asshole SC justices who will stand against abortion, and elevating christians while being antagonistic toward other religions

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

^ making a deal with the devil doesn't bother them one bit, because their souls are safe in the hands of god

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

so glad our gasoline peddler is handling this Russia situation

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

Quote of the year:

“The idea that moral hypocrisy hurts you among evangelical voters is not true, if you’re sound on all of the fundamentals,” said Wayne Flynt, an ordained Baptist minister and one of Alabama’s pre-eminent historians. “Being sound on the fundamentals depends on what the evangelical community has decided the fundamentals have become. At this time, what is fundamental is hating liberals, hating Obama, hating abortion and hating same-sex marriage.”

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

I like the tacit admission that it's totally divorced from theology, scripture, etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

I guess leaking this to Breitbart would have been too obvious:

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/new-front-in-white-house-civil-war-as-kushner-asserts-authority-at-nsc/

"Kushner is meddling in a lot of things," according to one NSC official who spoke to the Free Beacon only on background. "Such direct control of foreign policy from the West Wing has never happened before. It just creates a lot of drama. People just don't know how to deal with it. We're respectful of his position, but it's confusing the policymaking process."

Except...

https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/852222368294608900

Oh, Mike Anton, I recognize your quotes and so will Jared

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

I suspect this is right:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/852221110133379074

This admin is so badly cobbled together that everyone has dirt on everyone. My guess is all of Bannon's dirt will come flooding out now.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

yeah evangelicals dont practice 'christianity' they practice christianity as the official state religion of america. xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

so we can see the presidential seal morph into a circular firing squad

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

cue shot of someone suddenly raising their voice and intimi-staring at everyone else as the "UNDER GOD" part approaches in the pledge of allegiance, before quietly sounding out "...in...visible" immediately afterward

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

My guess is all of Bannon's dirt will come flooding out now

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gag-me.gif

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

As President Donald Trump publicly throws shade at his White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon, Bannon and his “nationalist” White House allies are “laying low” and hoping that a purge isn’t imminent

I suspect they are conflicted. This is as close as they will get to power, ever. So in that sense they are probably hoping that a purge isn't imminent.

However, one can't help thinking that being purged would be great publicity. It would bring a surge of "we're so victimized" righteous rage. Put THAT on your morning Testosteronies, alt-righters. Bannon's brand as a persecuted crusader would skyrocket. And he could move back to a private-sector job unhindered by Federal salary caps.

And Trump could still send the Bleepfart wing coded side-winks indicating that he had to make a change for the greater good, but he's still "really" on their side.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

miller getting purged would bring me great joy, fuck that little twerp

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

mick mulvaney might be the most dangerous asshole in the trump cabinet of dunning-kruger supervillains

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/11/trumps-budget-director-is-at-home-in-the-eye-of-the-storm.html

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

miller getting purged

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gag-me.gif

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

fuck that little twerp

you have your perversions, I have mine

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

My guess is all of Bannon's dirt will come flooding out now.

Steve's gastroenterologist will be so pleased to hear this!

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

Tt. You win again, bizarro.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

This thread continues to bring the joy.

Anyway for my theory that a Bannon "purge" might be winky theater, case in point: Confederate Flag fanboi Corey Stewart was "purged" as Virginia campaign chair because he was overzealous in directing the fires of populist rage at the RNC. But rather than being disillusioned or turning against Trump, he doubled down on his support and is currently running for Governor, still calling himself a Trump Mini-Me. Trumpoid Virginians "know" that Corey is still in good with Team Trump despite the dust-up. Had to be done to smooth over appearances for the low-info crowd, but they know he's still One Of Us.

they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

Wake me up when Jeff fucking Sessions gets purged

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

However, one can't help thinking that being purged would be great publicity. It would bring a surge of "we're so victimized" righteous rage. Put THAT on your morning Testosteronies, alt-righters. Bannon's brand as a persecuted crusader would skyrocket. And he could move back to a private-sector job unhindered by Federal salary caps.

otm. and as josh marshall has been mentioning over on TPM, the manner of the purge seems almost designed to add a dose of conspiracy theory paranoia to the victimization platter:

All signs suggest we're now in the "President Trump has full confidence in Michael Flynn" phase of Steve Bannon's tenure in the Trump White House. I don't know whether this is some moron genius dialectic on Bannon's part or just Karma. But can we miss that the man who gave coherence and verve to Trump's campaign against the 'globalists' and unrooted cosmopolitan elites is about to be booted by the President's Jewish tycoon son-in-law and a group of bankers (yes, Jewish bankers) from Goldman Sachs? These are I confess uncomfortable observations, but consider this ...

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/inside-the-trumpian-alt-right-snuff-novel

this is close to the best possible scenario for people who make money off of the enthusiasm of the breitbart crowd - they were never going to in the inner circle of power for too long because they raise the eyebrows of even the people who previously qualified as "batshit insane". this is a way for them to exit power in a way that will semi-permanently create suspicion and paranoia and click and income. rather than being demoted due to incompetence and insanity, they can bend the story so that they were victimized and thwarted at the last possible moment.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)

Karl: Yes, "we got a taste of power, but then we were thwarted by the wicked" is a much more emotionally satisfying narrative than "we succeeded beyond our wildest dreams, and now we are the new establishment."

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

Who knew?

https://twitter.com/KThomasDC/status/852234822961569793

WASHINGTON (AP) _ Spokesman says former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort is registering with US gov't as foreign agent.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

winky theater

http://d35kvm5iuwjt9t.cloudfront.net/dbimages/sfx173578.jpg

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

manafort's lawyers are not lacking in the billable hours department, thats for sure

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

paul who?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

so if relations with Russia are at a low point, how long before Putin gets sick of it and does the OPPO DUMP WITH VIDEO?

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

aka the piss tape ????

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

its almost as if the president of the united states surrounds himself with awful fucking people!

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

But of course!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-says-dollar-getting-too-strong-wont-label-china-currency-manipulator-1492024312

President Donald Trump said Wednesday the U.S. dollar “is getting too strong” and he would prefer the Federal Reserve keep interest rates low.

Mr. Trump, in an interview with The Wall Street Journal, also said his administration won’t label China a currency manipulator in a report due this week.

He left open the possibility of renominating Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen once her tenure is up next year, a shift from his position during the campaign that he would “most likely” not appoint her to another term.

...

Mr. Trump also made a full reversal from the campaign by stating his support for the U.S. Export-Import Bank. The president said he planned to fill two vacancies on the bank’s board, which has been effectively paralyzed with three open seats on its five-member board.

“It turns out that, first of all, lots of small companies are really helped, the vendor companies,” Mr. Trump said. “But also, maybe more important, other countries give (assistance). When other countries give it we lose a tremendous amount of business.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

If Bannon's ousting causes the alt right to decide Trump is "establishment" that's a good thing, right? Trump's base would be fractured and the anime nazis would be back on the margins.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

hah with any luck they get super jaded with politics and never vote again

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Yeah. We can all go back to not knowing about them.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

No more Pepe. No more Milo. No more MRAs or "race realists." Just sunshine and old tyme conservatives that slowly lose relevance each year.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

anything that keeps the GOP fractured is a good thing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Rumors keep flying:

https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/852247466468573188

#BREAKING ppl close to Bannon say he will accept smaller role in @WhiteHouse and "work things out" w @jaredkushner. More NOW @FoxBusiness!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

cuck for (((jared)))? say it ain't so, milo!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

i feel so out of touch - the sunn O))) style parentheses around things indicate that they're part of the globalist conspiracy, right?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

means "jew"

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

why? I don't know

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

smaller role = presidential manicurist

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

https://i1.imgiz.com/rshots/8681/phil-collins-another-day-in-paradise_8681999-61650_1280x720.jpg

THINK ABOUT IT

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

sunn O))) style parentheses

on a side note i have never, ever been able to follow the band's insistence that the name is pronounced "sunn" and not "sunn oh"

marcos, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

Oh and:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/852252583867625472

Trump on NATO's role: "I complained about that a long time ago. I said it's obsolete. It's no longer obsolete."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

i just watched the presser and when I got to that line I imagined Chuck Todd and Joe Scarborough so hard as they thought about the long-awaited "pivot"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

on a side note i have never, ever been able to follow the band's insistence that the name is pronounced "sunn" and not "sunn oh"

you know, when you name your band sunn O))) i think you should be thrilled that anyone is pronouncing it at all

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

bannon would accept a smaller role, eh? I get the feeling the organization chart at the white house puts Trump at the top and beneath him it just reads "anyone who can talk to trump".

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

Also

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/852255038227582976

Trump on Assad stepping down: “Are we insisting on it? No. But I do think it’s going to happen at a certain point.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

tax returns, please

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

ugh was watching the end of that were he basically says the lyrics Buy the World a Coke . fucking simpleton stating he would like to have world peace, i guess he heard it from the pageant queens enough times.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

so trump is finally breaking towards the center huh

, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

lol at "These are I confess uncomfortable observations, but consider this ..."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

so trump is finally breaking towards the center huh

no

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Just breaking wind.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

Trump has no coherent ideology or policy, his past statements are just currently being shown to run aground of geopolitical realities.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

"no longer obsolete" = next thread title candidate

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

keep dreaming of the day Trump clutches at his chest Redd Foxx style and just eats it from a long deserved fatal heart attack

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

The most hilarious thing is that if Trump is moving towards the center, he is doing so even though the center is led by the completely useless Paul Ryan, so it offers him absolutely nothing.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

"I'm comin', Roy Cohn!"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

It is perhaps good to think a moment about how gleeful the Republicans would be if they had control of both chambers of Congress and Hillary as their presidential punching bag. Yes, Gorsuch would not be seated on the SCOTUS today, the executive branch would be more moderate and better run, but the US government would still be utterly dysfunctional in fundamental ways.

We were going to be fucked for at least two years, no matter what.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

Rough and tough cream puff

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-threatens-to-withhold-payments-to-insurers-to-press-democrats-on-health-bill-1492029844

Almost three weeks after canceling a vote on his health-care package over infighting among his fellow Republicans and the opposition of the Democrats, President Donald Trump dug back into the fight on Wednesday, threatening to withhold payments to insurers to force Democrats to the negotiating table.

In an interview in the Oval Office, Mr. Trump said the White House may lack authority to make the payments established under his predecessor to reduce copayments and deductibles for some of the poorest customers who buy insurance under the 2010 Affordable Care Act. Cutting off the payments could trigger turmoil in insurance markets.

“I don’t want people to get hurt,” Mr. Trump said. “What I think should happen—and will happen—is the Democrats will start calling me and negotiating.”

And funnily enough, this too:

But he referred to Mr. Bannon as “a guy who works for me” and noted that he, Mr. Trump, was his own “strategist.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

Also that Spicer 'made a mistake' -- not that Trump ever would, of course -- and United did bad and wrong things.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

The exact United words:

The president said it was “horrible” that a bloodied passenger was dragged off a United Airlines plane in Chicago after refusing to give up his seat when the carrier oversold the flight.

Mr. Trump said that airlines shouldn’t be prevented from overselling flights, as New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has suggested. Instead, Mr. Trump said, carriers should remove upper limits on vouchers so that passengers willingly give up seats.

“You know, there’s a point at which I’m getting off the plane—seriously,” said Mr. Trump, a billionaire. “They should have gone up higher. But to just randomly say, ‘You’re getting off the plane,’ that was terrible.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

lol @ the idea that Chuck Schumer is gonna call *him* and not the other way around

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

weird how he's at his most nuanced and thoughtful on stories like that, or the Harambe thing

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

Discovered in the wild!

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/852260868146556932

Found a unicorn: a Montana voter who called herself a socialist but voted for Trump to "shake things up."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

Yeah I heard a bunch of Stein, Sanders, and None-of-the-Above supporters saying that electing Trump could help "pop the zit" (ugh), but few who actually admitted to voting for him.

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

“I don’t want people to get hurt,” Mr. Trump said. “What I think should happen—and will happen—is the Democrats will start calling me and negotiating.”

Trump to democrats: "if I hold a knife to this person's throat and you fail to stop me from killing them, you'll have blood on your hands and then, oh boy, you'll be in big trouble!"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

Yes, Gorsuch would not be seated on the SCOTUS today, t

or indeed nobody

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

^ yup

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

support my agenda or I will shoot this puppy

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

It is perhaps good to think a moment about how gleeful the Republicans would be if they had control of both chambers of Congress and Hillary as their presidential punching bag. Yes, Gorsuch would not be seated on the SCOTUS today, the executive branch would be more moderate and better run, but the US government would still be utterly dysfunctional in fundamental ways.

We were going to be fucked for at least two years, no matter what.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), 12. april 2017 23:03 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, what were they going to do? Hillary preemptively outflanked them by running a campaign devoid of policy, so she wouldn't have had to do anything. Such a great plan, though of course it had a minor flaw.

Now, Sanders as president with both chambers against him, that would have been ugly. Whoever from the Sanders-wing who wins in 2020 will have a much better position.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

gosh fred I am so looking forward to arguing with you abt this subject area in three years' time, why spoil it by jumping into it now

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

there is no "Sanders wing" bc iirc Sanders is not a Democrat

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

technically correct (the best kind of correct!)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

Hillary preemptively outflanked them by running a campaign devoid of policy

sure thing!

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

I thought Fred was a Hillary stan?

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

Discovered in the wild!

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/852260868146556932

Found a unicorn: a Montana voter who called herself a socialist but voted for Trump to "shake things up."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, April 12, 2017 5:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This wasn't uncommon. I know Marxists who voted Trump.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

It's a day ot greatness for Trump!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-says-he-offered-china-better-trade-terms-in-exchange-for-help-on-north-korea-1492027556

Mr. Trump described his relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin as nonexistent, but said he developed a warm rapport with Mr. Xi after their first meeting last week at his estate in south Florida.

He said they hit it off during their first discussion. Mr. Trump said he told his Chinese counterpart he believed Beijing could easily take care of the North Korea threat. Mr. Xi then explained the history of China and Korea, Mr. Trump said.

“After listening for 10 minutes, I realized it’s not so easy,” Mr. Trump recounted. “I felt pretty strongly that they had a tremendous power” over North Korea,” he said. “But it’s not what you would think.”

How, exactly, does this not translate into every other head of state going "So it's that easy to manipulate the guy AND he'll tell the world about it?"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

After listening for 10 minutes

*sigh*

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

He really is history's greatest mark.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

"Carter Page isn't the only Trump campaign ally who was the subject of a FISA warrant. A second target was recorded also. Tick tock.."

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/852167434484187137

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

As a random comment on Twitter said, "We have anecdotal evidence he'll listen for 10 minutes to someone. Progress!"

xpost -- Linked above. By me. :-D

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/12/world/europe/trump-nato-russia.html

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

Is this tough talk/reckless accusation a ruse to "distract" from his ties to russia -- as every times commentator seems to think -- or is he going to get us all killed?

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

why not both?

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

This 180 degree flip on Russia is fucking weird.0

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

SEE GUYS I CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE COLLUDED WE HATE EACH OTHER NOW

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

That is certainly a part of what's happening. But how far will he take it? Seems like a dangerous game.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/comments/2017/04/11/world/europe/russia-putin-trump.html

The top voted Times comment on this article says the entire gas attack and trump response could have been a coordinated "false flag." It was a "Times Pick" comment too.

I am deeply suspicious of this perspective that the "real threat" is his connection to Russia and not that he might provoke a terrible conflict with Russia if he continues to intervene in Syria.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

i think that russia interfering with our election is an information war nuclear blast that would have blown people's minds in any year prior to 2016. it's really weird how it's become no big deal

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

I never said it wasn't a big deal. I said that we shouldn't take for granted that Trump is "working for the Russians" as he makes provocative, potentially inflammatory accusations about Putin's complicity in a chemical attack.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

until trump proves otherwise, it's not a stretch to assume he's complicit with putin

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Like I don't trust him and his band of pranksters to deal with this type of situation in a measured way. It's scary to see him getting bellicose.

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

Trump IS Putin

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

trumPutin, trumpeting

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)

there's no real contradiction between Trump campaign colluding with the Russians re: the election AND Trump sabre-rattling at them over Syria. Inconsistency and, most importantly, solipsistic opportunism dictate Trump's postures, and the apparent contradiction is irrelevant.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

This 180 degree flip on Russia is fucking weird.0

― Treeship, Wednesday, April 12, 2017 6:43 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his doing a flip assumes he had a position in the past, and has a position now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

And yet, he is so confident:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/852297935219982336

One by one we are keeping our promises - on the border, on energy, on jobs, on regulations. Big changes are happening!

That tweet really is from today. 20 minutes ago.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:31 (eight years ago)

i just read he's readying his massive deportation force

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

From a pro-wrestling standpoint, turning immediately on a former ally and attacking them is a common trope

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

can this vince mcmahon heel, 'the silver spoon bankrupt', make the super-pivot? i hope he get a standing o at the next wrestlemania

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

just gonna put this here, from Glamour magazine:

http://www.glamour.com/story/how-donald-trump-is-using-a-classic-sexual-abuse-tactic-on-americans

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 23:57 (eight years ago)

Do we still think he is a totalitarian using gaslighting to consolidate power? I was an extremely, annoyingly vocal exponent of that theory before the inauguration but his first months in office have been so sloppy, plus now he seems to be distancing himself from Bannon and pivoting toward policies/postures that will flatter Washington hawks. I think he might just be senile. It seems insanely easy for ppl to talk him into things.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 00:13 (eight years ago)

Senile or just straight up thick?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 April 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/10/climate/trump-epa-budget-cuts.html

Sharp cuts in the agency’s enforcement programs could curtail its ability to police environmental offenders and impose penalties. The budget proposal reduces spending on civil and criminal enforcement by almost 60 percent, to $4 million from a combined $10 million. It also eliminates 200 jobs.

One enforcement activity that could be set for an increase: security for Scott Pruitt, the new E.P.A. administrator. The agency has asked for 10 additional full-time staff members for a round-the-clock security detail — a first for an E.P.A. chief, who usually has only door-to-door protection — and more than doubling the agency’s infrastructure and operations staff.

the juxtaposition of the cuts to environmental enforcement and the increase to personal security for fucking scott pruitt just wrecks me. i was in the enforcement office before i left, and we were woefully short on civil inspectors and criminal enforcement agents even before these cuts. and oklahoma's probably going to reward pruitt by making him a senator. it's painful to watch even from a distance.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 April 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

Do we still think he is a totalitarian using gaslighting to consolidate power?

I dunno, does "we" include the Dilbert guy?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 April 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)

Trump is not "gaslighting" he is lying

example (crüt), Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

he is stupid. our economy is bullshit and he is too dumb to understand that in 'balancing the budget' he's calling every previous president's bluff

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:15 (eight years ago)

The man not long ago dubbed the “shadow president” — with singular influence over Trump’s agenda and the workings of the federal government — is struggling to keep his job with his portfolio reduced and his profile damaged, according to interviews Wednesday with 21 of Trump’s aides, confidants and allies.

21!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

lock him in the oval office bathroom, Ben CArson treatment

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

I suspect that Ivanka and Jared are in self-preservation mode and are exerting the significant power they have to resuscitate Daddy for their own future gains. The question is not if Trump is malleable or easily influenced toward the center. The question is, if he can be influenced into a more moderate position, can he then a) rebound from his shitstorm start and b) maintain any semblance of power with the GOP even more fractured and the Dems likely and justifiably totally unforgiving? The answer is likely no. Curious what 2018 portends. I can see him getting reelected even in a weak

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

I think he might just be senile.

Boy, ya think? *chin stroking emoji*

There's an absolute imbecile in the WH. He seems to flip-flop on policies (Middle East, NATO etc), but it's not flip-flopping: the man is completely, utterly clueless. He did not have ideas or policies before, and sure as hell doesn't have them now. I don't understand how this isn't clear yet to some. Read one transcript of how he speaks and it's clear: he's a child severely out of his league. He's a manchild who will strike Syria over chocolate cake and will start a war with any ME country or North Korea over cereal because Ivanka is sad, or whatever itches him on a particular day.

He is a moron. The whole world can hear the riotous laughter in the Kremlin, and other places: they put this guy in the White House?!

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

I'm sure this went over well

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/donald-trump-obamacare-subsidies-negotiate-237174

This week, though, the self-styled negotiator-in-chief stepped up to put the squeeze on Democrats, resulting in conflicting signals from his administration. On Monday, the Department of Health and Human Services suggested in a statement to The New York Times that the administration might continue the payments. On Tuesday, however, HHS condemned the report and said no decision has been made.

Two administration officials said the HHS rebuttal was personally ordered by an incensed Trump, who feared that the Times story hurt his negotiating position. Trump took the unusual step of calling HHS Secretary Tom Price to dictate a blistering statement that challenged the story and swiped at Democrats, one senior administration official said.

“We have not been contacted by Democrats to help save Obamacare, perhaps because they consider Obamacare to be a losing cause. Democrats need to help solve this failed Obamacare plan,” read the statement, which was attributed to HHS spokeswoman Alleigh Marré.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

he'll acquiesce and blame hand-forcing by the Dems, unless he wants the millions losing coverage due to no subsidies to basically storm the White House one weekend

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

He did not have ideas or policies before, and sure as hell doesn't have them now. I don't understand how this isn't clear yet to some.

He ran a successful(!!!) presidential campaign that birthed a new white nationalist movement; a campaign built on conspiracy theories, confusion, and hatred; a canpaign that traumatized the nation and left our already abysmal public discourse in flaming ruins. It's hard for me to accept that he did all this subconsciously or semi-consciously -- without knowig what norms he was shredding, or what kinds of ideologies he was championing -- but I guess this is what happened? He was just repeating stuff from far right media without fully understanding it?

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

tht's totally what he was doing. most of his soundbytes in debates were Breitbart soundbytes that confused non-alt righters because he never expanded on them

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

he also said "jobs" a lot

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:09 (eight years ago)

I mean, I guess I accept this now and I am relieved he doesn't seem interested now in carrying out Bannon's vision. But it's weird. I'm not intelligent or imaginative enough to comprehend how an imbecile can do this much damage.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

@Treesh

Trump didn't birth a new white nationalist movement, nor the alt-right. It's exactly the other way around. They birthed him, made him big.

Did he ever clearly line out an ideology about the ME during the campaign? Yeah, he promised no more hassling abroad. Well, that sure didn't last long. Yesterday it was fuck NATO, today he praises NATO, because he messed up and will probably need his allies (who are stil there for America but God knows why, as no one knows what America is nowadays..).

This "successful campaign" you speak of: what was it more, really, than anti-establishment?

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

Trump's platform is Trump. And loving Trump. and fellating Trump.

the rest is just the means to get there.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

Before the election, people who called each other cucks did not have a platform in mainstream American politics.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

was it more, really, than anti-establishment?

the widespread, visceral and virulent hatred of Hillary was not an insignificant factor. see also: "lock her up"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

xpost they still don't. they briefly thought they did w/ Bannon

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

The campaign was new and weird -- the return of the repressed memory of fascism, with all its paranoid psychosexual ugliness. It did feel at the time to me like a coordinated assault on the norms of the Republic. That is what Bannon had in mind I'm sure.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

"Hillary = corrupt" was longstanding received wisdom going back to the Whitewater days that already gave a built-in narrative to any Republican candidate.

Comey doesn't interfere and/or the pussy grab tape gets released weekend before instead of a month before, and this thread doesn't exist.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

“What lingers for Trump may be what deals — on what terms — he did after the financial crisis of 2008 to borrow Russian money when others in the west apparently would not lend to him.”

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/magazine/interview-richard-dearlove-europe-intelligence-mi6

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

"Hillary = corrupt" was longstanding received wisdom going back to the Whitewater days that already gave a built-in narrative to any Republican candidate.

That's true. Trump encourages the more psychotic strains of this meme though; he used it differently than Rubio would have, although he or Cruz would have totally tried to use the Clinton myths to their advantage as well. The novelty of Trump's campaign was really that he totally erased the line between the official Republican party and the essentially pornographic far right media that the GOP has always benefited from but always kept at a plausible distance.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

I'm not intelligent or imaginative enough to comprehend how an imbecile can do this much damage.

― Treeship, Wednesday, April 12, 2017 9:10 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just finished Perlstein's Before the Storm (which I would HIGHLY, HIGHLY recommend to anyone trying to wrap their heads around current events), and one of my takeaways was 'wrong time, wrong place'. Goldwater was a proto-Trump at a time when the makeup of society was such that a Trumpian figure could only go so far. The gist being that it isn't the power-hungry imbecile that's the problem but rather the extent to which society will permit a power-hungry imbecile to take the reins. We're carved up into extremist tribes with frighteningly little middle ground (another takeaway from the book was surprise at the amount of vocal Republican opposition after Goldwater secured the nomination, although granted this was the modern iteration of the GOP just taking its baby steps), so the time was ripe.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 April 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

Senile or just straight up thick?

he thicc alright

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MuB0xnv2e4Y/WI5Xzv7ojiI/AAAAAAALhVo/3NyIc7aaWiM-fPM0sn6emeLJ-Uusv2ufQCLcB/s1600/2e23y0y.jpg

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 06:37 (eight years ago)

I think Trump is just an imbecile, and he sounds even stupider than he is because he chooses what to say 100% on what makes him feel better in the moment. He sounded much more authoritarian during the campaign because he shouted in front of crowds, and because he lashed out at everyone who attacked him, which of course during a campaign is everyone. He is still extremely dangerous, because if ever he would feel better by taking authoritarian steps, he would do so.

One thing I love in his latest interviews, is his constant babbling about all the great plans he still has for health care, tax reform and infrastructure. And because he has no idea what he wants with those things, he keeps on talking about how he'll make the deals. He'll threaten to cut off ACA subsidies to get Dems to the table. He'll then use all the savings to give extra tax cuts. He'll roll infrastructure into phase three of ACA reform to get it past 60 votes in the senate. It's idiotic, because he is giving away his game plan to Dems, who can basically just say no, and damage him on two our of three - and tax reform then won't work as planned. But he says it because it makes him feel good to seem as if he has a plan. And then they go over something where he hasn't got a clue - foreign policy - and it's all 'never give away your plan, that's so stupid, what I'm doing is so much smarter and fantastic'.

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 April 2017 08:22 (eight years ago)

Listening to an interview with W just now, and for all his failings, shortcomings, and disasters, he sounds so smart and lucid and empathetic compared to this lunatic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:40 (eight years ago)

within a decade the us will have a president who is a disembodied brainstem and all governmental choices will be made by randomly-firing neurons

say what you like about president brainstem, at least he's decisive

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:52 (eight years ago)

Trump would be a terrifying and grotesque person in any circumstance -- there is no hope for someone like that. Bush is just a normal guy with bad judgment who should never have been president.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

think twice!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:54 (eight years ago)

W would probably make a pretty good Home Depot store manager. I don't know that I'd trust Trump to corral the shopping carts without jerking off behind the dumpsters.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:08 (eight years ago)

Exactly. Bush is not a demonic pervert with wild and grandiose delusions, maybe the best thing you can say about him.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:11 (eight years ago)

It's all about the photo.

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/852331437856567296

@AnnCoulter: For that region of the world, Assad is one of the better leaders...He's not even like a Saddam Hussein murderous thug. #Tucker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9QWqVHUAAEgFun.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:35 (eight years ago)

What a world:

https://twitter.com/GStephanopoulos/status/852489098459832321

Carter Page tells me he can't guarantee he did not discuss easing of sanctions w Russian contacts; “Let’s see what the FISA transcripts say”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

carter page is so fucking bad at this - i just cannot understand why he keeps talking to the press when every time he does he comes across like a crumb-covered eight-year-old denying that he raided the cookie jar

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:47 (eight years ago)

afaict, his entire career seems to based on fooling people into thinking he's important so making out he's central to a huge international conspiracy kind of works for him.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:55 (eight years ago)

yeah I'm not exactly hopeful that investigating this guy is going to turn up anything substantial, he's basically every character in Burn After Reading personified

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:04 (eight years ago)

He ran a successful(!!!) presidential campaign that birthed a new white nationalist movement; a campaign built on conspiracy theories, confusion, and hatred; a canpaign that traumatized the nation and left our already abysmal public discourse in flaming ruins. It's hard for me to accept that he did all this subconsciously or semi-consciously -- without knowig what norms he was shredding, or what kinds of ideologies he was championing -- but I guess this is what happened? He was just repeating stuff from far right media without fully understanding it?

idk man. don't fall into the same trap that the MSM is, trying to decipher some kind of "Trump doctrine" or pretending that there's more to the man than you see on TV, people who actually have met and worked extensively with him all seem to say that he's even more shallow than you think. the story that sticks with me here is the one about how Chinese gov't officials were hoping the AHCA would pass, not because they cared one way or another but because they wanted Trump to be in a good mood when they met him, and to feel like he was some big boy negotiator who could get things done. they understand that our President is basically a toddler, something half our own country refuses to admit. basically every position he takes can be refuted by something he said in the last 5 years, and fairly often in the last 5 weeks. He's motivated only by the last thing he saw on TV. He lets his daughter convince him to bomb foreign countries. He flips all his positions on China after a 10 minute history lesson with their president. If you ask me the whole reason he's a Republican at all is because he stupidly bought into an Obama conspiracy theory and then noticed that people were starting to pay attention to him. not saying he ain't incredibly dangerous, but the idea that he's doing anything but making it up as he goes along seems absurd to me right now.

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

https://www.last.fm/user/Jkushner/library

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

wow Depeche Mode really is the band of the alt-right

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

half our own country refuses to admit we shot ourselves in the foot equating wealth with ability, and comrade combover is karmic justice for persisting in our failed experiment in voodoo economics imho

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

xxp Good enough for Mike Pence..

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

beyonce's 'daddy lessons' really takes on some unsavoury subtext here :( xxxp

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

I feel better now!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/852510810287075329

Things will work out fine between the U.S.A. and Russia. At the right time everyone will come to their senses & there will be lasting peace!

As was said in response elsewhere on Twitter, "I believe this is one of the lesser known quatrains of Nostradamus."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

And for once Ross Douthat got it right with his own response:

https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/852515460528689152

cc: Sting

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

Congratulations to Ross Douthat for finally being funny!

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)

Intentionally, to be specific.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

^^^ I don't subscribe to these points of view

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/hWWxFOy.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

things change!

sometimes by the hour

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Also, NATO is now a "great alliance". Weird, seems like I remember him suggesting otherwise. He must have had a good 10 minute talk with Gerald NATO and learned some of the history behind it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

I guess this is that fabled pivot to the center we've been hearing about for so long

Moodles, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:30 (eight years ago)

someone (Chris Hayes?) pointed out that he hasn't mentioned the wall in a long time, likely because he hasn't done any rallies in a few weeks. waiting for the pivot to "I already reduced illegal immigration, we didn't need a wall after all"

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

Work margins for show, pivot to center for dough.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

looking forward to retrospective historical clarity on whether donald is really this dumb or is playing dumb to exploit the gullible rubes

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

My biggest question re: this week's Trump-flops is who has his ear now. Because I know with 100% certainty that these position shifts did not occur as a result of deliberation within his own brain.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)

PLOT TWIST: trump has been hillary's sockpuppet all along, the thousand-year clintonite reich begins now

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

One source suggested the official investigation was making progress. “They now have specific concrete and corroborative evidence of collusion,” the source said. “This is between people in the Trump campaign and agents of [Russian] influence relating to the use of hacked material.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/13/british-spies-first-to-spot-trump-team-links-russia

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

a crumb-covered eight-year-old denying that he raided the cookie jar

Another candidate for next thread title, but the month is young yet.

He must have had a good 10 minute talk with Gerald NATO

Or maybe it was Enrique Peña NATO

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Turns out North Korea is more complicated than anyone ever knew

Violet Jynx, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

I don't have much authority to speak on political matters, but one thing I can DEFINITIVELY say: Don't fuck with North Korea.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) April 11, 2017

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/852175188628078593

Evan, Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

idk man. don't fall into the same trap that the MSM is, trying to decipher some kind of "Trump doctrine" or pretending that there's more to the man than you see on TV, people who actually have met and worked extensively with him all seem to say that he's even more shallow than you think. the story that sticks with me here is the one about how Chinese gov't officials were hoping the AHCA would pass, not because they cared one way or another but because they wanted Trump to be in a good mood when they met him, and to feel like he was some big boy negotiator who could get things done. they understand that our President is basically a toddler, something half our own country refuses to admit. basically every position he takes can be refuted by something he said in the last 5 years, and fairly often in the last 5 weeks. He's motivated only by the last thing he saw on TV. He lets his daughter convince him to bomb foreign countries. He flips all his positions on China after a 10 minute history lesson with their president. If you ask me the whole reason he's a Republican at all is because he stupidly bought into an Obama conspiracy theory and then noticed that people were starting to pay attention to him. not saying he ain't incredibly dangerous, but the idea that he's doing anything but making it up as he goes along seems absurd to me right now.

― frogbs, Thursday, April 13, 2017 9:22 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

marcos, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/SymoneDSanders/status/852498247067291648

It seems a bit much to have a huuuuuge-ass portrait of Reagan taking up half your frame while you spout off clueless rightwing bullshit and namedrop MLK.

It's consistent, of course, but overdoing it a biiiit much.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

fuck Jeffery Lords and fuck CNN for having him on there everyday for his bullshit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Jeffrey Lorde is hilariously dumb.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

It seems a bit much to have a huuuuuge-ass portrait of Reagan taking up half your frame while you spout off clueless rightwing bullshit and namedrop MLK.

how's this any different from Reagan doing it himself

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

US drops largest non-nuclear bomb in Afghanistan
From CNN's Barbara Starr

The US military has dropped an enormous bomb in Afghanistan according to four US military officials with direct knowledge of the mission.

A GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb — nicknamed the "Mother of All Bombs" (MOAB) — was dropped in at 7 p.m. local time Thursday, sources said.

This is the first time a MOAB has been used in the battlefield, according to the US officials.

Military sources said the target was ISIS tunnels and personnel in the Achin district of the Nangarhar province. The military is currently assessing the damage.

This munition was developed during the Iraq War but was never used in the battlefield.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

had to use the new toy

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

What the fuck

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

I don't have a link to the article these two amazing sentences come from, just the screenshot, but just marvel at it:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9R7U85XYAAP-vB.jpg

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

Turns out Dad being a psychotic toddler surrounded by malign fuckups is bad for business! Who coulda known?

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

the one sad factor in this world wide drama is apparently the chinese are way into the shitass trump family. they refer to Ivanka as 'the goddess'. american $$ might see the trumps as toxic as fuck but the chinese dont.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

if my post sounds general as fuck, heres a citation lol

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/world/asia/ivanka-trump-china.html

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

“A lot of people think Ivanka is the real president,” said Li Moya, 31, who runs an app for renting venue space in Beijing. “We think she has the brains, not her father.”

haha

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

lol i was literally just gonna post "where have you heard that??"

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

LET ME TELL U ABOUT WAT THE CHINAMEN THINK ABOUT TRUMP

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

Funny you should say that.

https://twitter.com/tepingchen/status/852357160776290304

How the news Trump won't label China a currency manipulator plays here:
"Eating his words!"
"Trump slaps self in face, again"

Relevant photos at link.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

http://www.atlantabaseballtalk.com/podcasts/Pizza-21.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Just days before the state visit of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Mar-a-Lago, President Donald Trump’s Palm Beach private club, Florida restaurant inspectors found potentially dangerous raw fish and cited the club for storing food in two broken down coolers. Inspectors found 13 violations at the fancy club’s kitchen, according to recently published reports — a record for an institution that charges $200,000 in initiation fees....

In two of the club’s coolers, inspectors found that raw meats that should be stored at 41 degrees were much too warm and potentially dangerous: chicken was 49 degrees, duck clocked in a 50 degrees and raw beef was 50 degrees. The winner? Ham at 57 degrees.

http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/restaurants/article144261894.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

why did we bomb afghanistan?

akm, Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

ISIS appears to be making inroads against the Taliban, so we bombed ISIS to support them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

enh fuck it why not we got this monster bomb just sittin there otherwise

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

Poor food hygiene standards.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

Reports are that the use of the bomb was in the works for some months, apparently approved by Obama.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:20 (eight years ago)

THANKS OBAMA

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

In two of the club’s coolers, inspectors found that raw meats that should be stored at 41 degrees were much too warm and potentially dangerous: chicken was 49 degrees, duck clocked in a 50 degrees and raw beef was 50 degrees. The winner? Ham at 57 degrees.

i've worked a few restaurants and anyone that had shit like broken coolers and crappy equipment in disrepair were run by the worst kind of people.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

as Mme Albright asked, what is the point of having this wonderful military if we don't use it? xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

"ham at 57 degrees" another good may thread title

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

Mayham-de-Lago

@tinyrevolution
I knew this would eventually show up in the Weekly Standard, the bleeding edge of human stupidity

http://www.weeklystandard.com/are-syrias-chemical-weapons-iraqs-missing-wmd-obamas-director-of-intelligence-thought-so./article/2007610

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

anyone that had shit like broken coolers and crappy equipment in disrepair were run by the worst kind of people.

"In the past, Trump, who has spent most weekends at the club so far this year and hosted Chinese leader Xi Jinping there last weekend, was often involved personally in the day-to-day operations.

"It wasn’t rare to see him check out the kitchen and give directions to the club’s floor personnel."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

a big reason for the lack of working equipment was becasue they were making no profits or any profits were going right into the owners pocket instead of investing in the failing business.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

did we talk about this piece ? some damning stuff in there

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/13/british-spies-first-to-spot-trump-team-links-russia

One source suggested the official investigation was making progress. “They now have specific concrete and corroborative evidence of collusion,” the source said. “This is between people in the Trump campaign and agents of (Russian) influence relating to the use of hacked material.”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Spicer must be happy to retreat to the regular idiocies:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/852575420759371776

Sean Spicer: It's not so much that Trump has shifted on issues so much as that the issues have shifted toward him....Spicer won't say why Trump flip-flopped on China currency: "It's a very, very complex issue, and I'm going to leave it to the president."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

he must be reading Dilbro's blog

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

Plus:

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/852579637532274688

.@PressSec refuses repeatedly to say whether @POTUS authorized the use of the MOAB in Afghanistan or had any direct involvement in decision.....@barbarastarrcnn reported that US commander in Afghanistan, Gen. John Nicholson, signed off on use of the bomb

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

there's a metaphor in here somewhere

https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/13/trump-nasa-moon-mining/

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

President Donald Trump's proposed 2018 budget calls for big cuts to the EPA and Department of Energy, but NASA's budget would only be cut by one percent.

don't a lot of children want to grow up and be astronauts ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

"It's a very, very complex issue, and I'm going to leave it to the president."

It's a very, very sharp and jagged knife, and I'm going to leave it to the baby.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

xpost We're clearly fast-tracking both the destruction of the planet and the exit plan for the 1%.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

lol this clown

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article144264889.html

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

What kind of name is Markwayne? Just name your kid Mark Wayne.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

Wayne as a middle name is statistically linked to becoming a serial killer, so his parents just made it part of his first name.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

when you want to give your kid a black name but you don't know any black people

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

"It's pronounced MAR-KWA-YN-E, thank you."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

hah my old coworker had kids named marquis and marquel so markwayne is pretty close

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

I'm surprised we haven't see Dwaynewayne yet

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

hah my old coworker had kids named marquis and marquel so markwayne is pretty close

"And what are your kids' names again, Mr. DeSade?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

Wait, I thought currency manipulation was why Trump brands can't manufacture anything in the US. So now that currency manipulation isn't a problem anymore, are Trump ties going to start getting made in Indiana?

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

you're only going to hurt the deplorables' feelings with questions like that

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

So sad:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-base-supporters-turn-on-him-237200

"Donald Trump dropped an emotional anchor. He captured how Americans feel," said Tania Vojvodic, a fervent Trump supporter who founded one of his first campaign volunteer networks. "We expect him to keep his word, and right now he's not keeping his word."

Earlier this week, Vojvodic launched a Facebook group called, “The concerned support base of President Trump,” which quickly drew several dozen signups. She also changed the banner on her Facebook page to a picture of Bannon accompanied by the declaration: “Mr. President: I stand with Steve Bannon.”

"I'm not so infatuated with Trump that I can't see the facts," she said. "People's belief, their trust in him, it’s declining."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

I'm surprised we haven't see Dwaynewayne yet

well he fractured his elbow so he's def out for the playoffs

frogbs, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

re the MOAB bomb

@DougHenwood
Trump is providing Brian Williams with so much wank material.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

The NASA thing is interesting - space is a minority of its work, most of it is Earth Science, there was news a few months back that all that funding would be cut due to it being "politicised science".

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

"She also changed the banner on her Facebook page to a picture of Bannon accompanied by the declaration: “Mr. President: I stand with Steve Bannon.”

"I'm not so infatuated with Trump that I can't see the facts," she said. "People's belief, their trust in him, it’s declining.""

Terrified that these people are going to start supporting even worse candidates than Trump

akm, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

don't worry, they will see some facts next time!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

apparently 90 pages worth of swing state voting machine irregularities are about to go public any minute now?

https://twitter.com/rubenkmajor/status/852333745621180416

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

"malfunctions" /= "hacking"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:15 (eight years ago)

i pray every day to the god i don't believe in that something as clear cut as vote tampering, blackmail, or bribery will emerge. but i'm not optimistic.

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

you think the Trump org is competent enough to pull off any of that shit? I have a bridge to sell you

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

a beautiful bridge, no doubt

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

it's very bigly

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

stop that

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

And Bridgey

Mark G, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

The men from Mars are going to pay for it

Mark G, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

i personally don't pray for evidence of vote tampering

example (crüt), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

in fact i pray that there wasn't vote tampering. sorry for cancelling your pray-vote, treezy.

example (crüt), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

idk if it turned out that trump didn't really win that would be good

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

it's irrelevant anyway

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

real life is not actually like the TV show Scandal

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

there's no mechanism for removing someone from office after the vote has been certified, except impeachment

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

*coughassassinationcough*

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

*25thamendmentcough*

https://www.law.cornell.edu/anncon/html/amdt25_user.html#amdt25_hd1

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

dude the secret service is headed directly to your house after such threats (after they wrap up getting a blowie from a prostitute)

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

Trump didn't really win, only arcane election laws and voter suppression put him over the top. There probably wasn't any tampering, but even if there was it doesn't matter, the result stands, and it won't be election tampering that gets him impeached.

Frederik B, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Lol

virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

"arcane election laws"?

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

think he means the EC

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

say, anyone care to venture the date by which we will be at war with Syria, Iran and North Korea respectively? Because it sure feels like all 3 are going to kick off this weekend.

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

It's the perfect distraction to take people's minds off how badly he's fucked up the White House Easter Egg Roll.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

'we need more achievements for the first 100 days'
"ill get the MOAB ready"

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

@SirEviscerate: clearly, the nuclear button must be hidden from trump, preferably somewhere mysterious and unknown to him, like a library or a clitoris.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

Terrified that these people are going to start supporting even worse candidates than Trump

Do any of them have hit TV shows? prob not a threat

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

obv the part of the appeal for him using the MOAB is because Obama was too weak to use this yuge bomb

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

Moab is my hotspot

virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

CIA funnies:

https://twitter.com/DefenseBaron/status/852613110439571456

"It's fantastic." Audience laughs. "No, don't laugh, I mean that." -- Pompeo says of White House relations with intelligence community

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

the date by which we will be at war with Syria, Iran and North Korea respectively? Because it sure feels like all 3 are going to kick off this weekend.

nah. GOP not interested in committing troops in Syria, no real way to invade Iran, and no decent military options w N Korea either (if we pre-emptively strike they nuke Seoul etc.)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

lol @ "Please clap" response

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

"fantastic" reminds me of Lou Reed being asked what he thought of critics

(but i think he said "fabulous")

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

also "toe-fucker"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

The base is annoyed with each other!

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/852620927195992064

FYI #FakeBase is a fake hashtag. It's a sock puppet operation funded by a neocon PR firm. The war dollars are being spread on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/852623244989542400

Sorry Mike, but you betrayed Trump and now you've just become a damned liar. I started this hashtag with you in mind. You are #FakeBase.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

fake

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

This whole fake circular firing squad is FAKE

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

I am in ur #fakebase, killing all ur #dudes

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

circular faking squad

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

Fake yourself before you wake yourself.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

neocons with the fake frowns sell em on ebay

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

I'm Fake Base and I came to get down

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

Tick tock or something:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/over-550-amazon-employees-are-pressuring-leadership-to-cut

On March 22nd, a group of Amazon employees took issue with the company's ads on Breitbart in an email to CEO Jeff Bezos and SVP Jeff Blackburn. Entitled "Amazon Must Stop Advertising On Breitbart News," the email included a petition opposing Amazon's continued advertising on Breitbart, with some 564 signatures.

According to the email, an Amazon employee confronted Senior VP Jeff Blackburn at the company’s March all-hands meeting about advertising on a site that the employee said "regularly publishes hateful and bigoted content."

"What is it going to take for us to stop advertising on Breitbart News," the employee asked to applause from coworkers.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/13/trump-90-days-ago-my-people-will-have-a-full-report-on-hacking-within-90-days/

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/13/trump-90-days-ago-my-people-will-have-a-full-report-on-hacking-within-90-days/

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, April 13, 2017 5:22 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

Ace of Fake Base

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

in this time of peace and tranquility, who needs diplomats?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-budget-tillerson-idUSKBN17F1QW

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

We r gonna die

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

From our own flatulence

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

And now we r gonna pre emptive strike North Korea eh?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

stop

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

this is in no way related to the 'what are our accomplishments of the last 100 days' discussions in trumponia

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

He tweeted a USA chant. Our Prez.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

what the fuck

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

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Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

lol is he trying to make this russia tension look like a sham? i'm not convinced that it is but

Treeship, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

Lololol omg wait hold up Jeffrey Lord called Trump the "MLK of health care"?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

"And now we r gonna pre emptive strike North Korea eh?"

wait what? no

uh

akm, Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:34 (eight years ago)

imagine obama or clinton tweeting homilies about american-russian peace accords, it's easy if you try

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

because the Putins love their children too

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 April 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

and every single meeting with his so-called soviet loan officer is a humiliating kick in the crotch!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 April 2017 00:40 (eight years ago)

"At the right time"

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 01:00 (eight years ago)

The Sting / Phil Collins vibe itt is making it feel like a Band Aid reunion. Moar Paul Young plz

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 April 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

MOAB paul young and take a piece of me with you

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

as a resident of Seoul, my anxiety level is off the charts

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 14 April 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

this NBC story. no.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 14 April 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

it's weird that facebook calls it "false news" not "fake news". reminds me of "false metal" https://www.facebook.com/help/188118808357379

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 April 2017 02:13 (eight years ago)

as a resident of Seoul, my anxiety level is off the charts

I can't say I blame you. NK is the most militarized country on earth by a good large margin and the leadership seems quite willing to sacrifice several hundred thousands of their citizens in the cause of defending their fiefdom. Since they would survive, they might be willing to go as high as a million. You can't be too chintzy when it comes to patriotic sacrifice.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

The suggestion of a "preemptive strike" on North Korea from "multiple senior intelligence officials" is as scary as it gets.

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

<3 thomp.

hopefully it's bluster and nothing more.

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 April 2017 02:40 (eight years ago)

I'm not a religious person but pretty much every night since Feb 2016 I've gone to bed praying for Trump to die

Neanderthal, Friday, 14 April 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

the hill post above with all the semi-refuting of the NBC story was helpful

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

some facts that have also been helpful;

i. NK actually reopened a govt ministry on tuesday which is responsible for nuclear de-proliferation talks

ii. until yesterday the south korean women's soccer team was in pyongyang, which makes it hard to believe somehow that either country is seriously considering military action

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:24 (eight years ago)

iii. at presidential debates this week even the furthest-right candidates indicated a disapproval of the idea of American military action against the north

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

NK missiles are actually fireworks, calm down

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)

also can maaaaybe reach California soon, so i'm sleeping ok

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/report-white-house-considers-ground-troops-in-syria.html

When the commander-in-chief was asked to explain the rationale for this unprecedented use of force, he replied, “What I do is I authorize my military.”

“So, we have given them total authorization,” Trump continued.

what does this even mean

j., Friday, 14 April 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)

It appears to mean that if some general wants to do a bit of killing here or there, he can just go ahead and order it up hot off the griddle and not tell anyone ahead of time.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 03:59 (eight years ago)

Great...

https://moviegoings.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bodilyfluids-1.jpg

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 April 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

happy good friday! who will our christian president bomb today : )

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 April 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

Trying to resurrect his reputation?

Stevolende, Friday, 14 April 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

It was only a matter of time before Trump discovered how much real power he has to order things blown up. It's one area of authority where the media can't stop him and Congress almost certainly won't get in his way. There are always people in the Pentagon itching to invade or bomb something, one major role of the civilian commander in chief is holding them in check. But Trump loves the generals, the hawksier the better. We're only three months in and he's already used the biggest non-nuclear bomb we have. I don't wanna be alarmist, but a little alarmism is obviously called for.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 14 April 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)

That alarmism was called already for back in fall, when people said that actually Killary was the one who'd start wars.

Frederik B, Friday, 14 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

Thanks Fred

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 April 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

We're only three months in and he's already used the biggest non-nuclear bomb we have.

He obviously used the Mother of All Bombs so he didn't have to blow up those beautiful baby bombs

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

yes Fred, fuck off you Olympic-class idiot

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

thanks to CNN Trump has the cover art for his first singer-songwriter LP

http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170413131645-0413-trump-flip-flop-photo-illustration-exlarge-169.jpg

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 14 April 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

"I've Got My Own Country To Bomb"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

haha

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

looool

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

http://www.newsweek.com/ezra-cohen-watnick-donald-trump-devin-nunes-russia-barack-obama-wiretap-susan-583904

Apparently if my family hadn't moved I'd have gone to high school with this little shit. Facebook friends posting this profile reminiscing about reporting him to the principal for repeatedly calling non-white students terrorists.

JoeStork, Friday, 14 April 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

Grisso irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

Trump has the cover art for his first singer-songwriter LP

hello hairdo, my old friend

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

hahaha damn grisso aces ilx

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

@DougHenwood
Three years ago

@realDonaldTrump
The global warming we should be worried about is the global warming caused by NUCLEAR WEAPONS in the hands of crazy or incompetent leaders!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

Carefully phrased:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/852931622076907520

Trump reverses Obama's policy of voluntarily disclosing who is visiting the WH — citing “grave national security risks and privacy concerns”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:16 (eight years ago)

Doesn't a limited nuclear exchange lead to global cooling (unless it's India/Pakistan at elevation)? I've been waiting on a Trumpy to seize on that as the solution to global warming.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

@tinyrevolution
I occasionally feel bad for Trump's minions, but as Hyman Roth would say, this is the business they've chosen

Reached by phone, Senior Assistant White House Press Secretary Michael Short said, “I’m in the parking lot, I don’t have an update” on the promised report. Asked when he might be able to provide an update, Short repeated, “I’m in the parking lot.” Then he said “I’ve got to run” and hung up.

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/13/trump-90-days-ago-my-people-will-have-a-full-report-on-hacking-within-90-days/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

Privacy concerns lol. Maybe he's getting a visit from his psychiatrist

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

I've been waiting on a Trumpy to seize on that as the solution to global warming.

Why should we have to 'solve' a Chinese hoax?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

This guy is starting to turn full Heaven's Gate cult:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/852850560390881282

Does Trump govern from the Left or Right? Neither, he governs from the Destination.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

The Destination is another way of saying Armageddon.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Privacy concerns lol. Maybe he's getting a visit from his psychiatrist
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, April 14, 2017 12:21 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/270558656502837248?lang=en

global tetrahedron, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

trump's whole thing would be the funniest thing in the world if he weren't, you know, president

global tetrahedron, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

xp proctologist, then

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

the chris hayes megaclip about playing golf was a powerhouse display of his whiny ass cadence that makes me want to die

http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/trump-s-strong-opinions-on-presidential-golfing-919165507884

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

Trump has the cover art for his first singer-songwriter LP

Donald Trump: Selected Poems (1971)

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

If Only I Could Remember My Position on NATO

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

It was only a matter of time before Trump discovered how much real power he has to order things blown up.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, April 14, 2017 6:24 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except he doesn't, right?

there's a chain of commands, including the secretary of defense and dod, and they can refuse, not to mention congress and the cabinet in case of emergency

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

xxp 'The Many Moods Of Donald Trump Oh Wait He Has Only One Mood: Raging Asshole'

Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

there's a chain of commands, including the secretary of defense and dod, and they can refuse, not to mention congress and the cabinet in case of emergency

he's the Commander in Chief, and the military is a hierarchy whose foundation is following orders/chain of command. Congress is not involved in military decisions, and no one in the cabinet has the authority to overrule him. People might disobey, but they risk getting fired/replaced.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

congress looooooooooooooooooool they dgaf. god forbid they have to make an unpopular vote to approve killing people.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

There is ample precedent to establish that presidents may lawfully order the military to blow up anything smaller than Disneyland, regardless of such small impediments as international law, the Geneva conventions, or treaties the USA has signed.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

xxp

uh wrong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Command_Authority

While the President does have unilateral authority as commander-in-chief to order that nuclear weapons be used for any reason at any time, the actual procedures and technical systems in place for authorizing the execution of a launch order requires a secondary confirmation under a two-man rule, as the President's order is subject to secondary confirmation by the Secretary of Defense. If the Secretary of Defense does not concur, then the President may in his sole discretion fire the Secretary. The Secretary of Defense has legal authority to approve the order, but cannot veto it.

congress and cabinet can be involved if the president is seen as unfit, which goes into another set of chains/ramifications separate from the actual nuclear missile command

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

lol you are so naive

sleeve, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

If the Secretary of Defense does not concur, then the President may in his sole discretion fire the Secretary. The Secretary of Defense has legal authority to approve the order, but cannot veto it.

which part of this do you not understand

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

there is a precedent: Season 6 of 24 irrc

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

congress and cabinet can be involved if the president is seen as unfit,

the 25th Amendment has never been invoked, good luck getting a majority of Trump's entire cabinet (key figures of which are his *fucking family*) to leap that hurdle.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

trump will not fire james mattis

what part of that don't you understand?

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

lol you are so naive

― sleeve, Friday, April 14, 2017 11:04 AM (three minutes ago)

sleeve, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

baffled that you think Trump is going to defer to anyone ever, esp about something so macho/ego-stroking as bombing foreigners

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

or that Mattis would ever refuse a chance to nuke somebody

sleeve, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

the "Mad Dog" nickname is ironic dontchaknow

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

there's a two-man rule when issuing nuclear weapon ordnances

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-man_rule#United_States_-_Nuclear_weapons

i know you guys like to think trump is a big baby with no respect for the law but that's not the case

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

and it's not that I don't understand that he might not want to fire Mattis, it's that he CAN - Mattis cannot stop Trump from dropping bombs if Trump is committed to that course of action. If Trump wants to nuke somebody and Mattis disagrees, Trump can just fire Mattis and appoint Ivanka.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

i know you guys like to think trump is a big baby with no respect for the law but that's not the case

not sure which part of this you think is wrong. he's not a baby? when has he ever shown respect for the law?

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

The two-man rule only applies in the missile silos and submarines; there is no check on the president's sole authority to order a nuclear launch

stop posting

sleeve, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

this is the same trump that was going to rule with an iron fist right?

so far he's done almost nothing

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Lol wtf he has spent his life flouting the law

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

xxp

it loops back to the secretary of defense approving it

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

trump is all bark and no bite and all of you feed into his antics

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

he's done almost nothing because he's been flummoxed by existing structures in various areas (legislation, the courts, etc.) There are fewer of these barriers when it comes to exercising the military, due to both design (the Constitution) and to a steady abrogation of responsibility from Congress that goes back decades. Military action is not like passing legislation or issuing an executive order, the President has much broader latitude.

Bizarre that you think the Sec of Def is any kind of check on the President's power. Can you point to a single instance where a Sec of Defense defied a direct order from a sitting President? I can't think of one.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

when has he ever shown respect for the law?

As with any standard-issue baby, Trump respects the law when he gets exactly what he wants from it. When he doesn't, he throws a tantrum. But we must remember the dictum of our finest president and Constitutional scholar, Richard Nixon: "When the president does it, that means it is legal."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

to be clear, I don't even think Trump nuking anybody (N Korea, etc.) is likely, but it's not because someone has the authority to stop him if he wants to.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

Who will then be fired while the assistant secretary approves it.

There are essentially no real world checks on Presidential authority short of starting actual hundreds-of-thousands-of-troops wars.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

xxp

flummoxed by existing structures in various areas (legislation, the courts, etc.) There are fewer of these barriers when it comes to exercising the military, due to both design (the Constitution)

― Οὖτις, Friday, April 14, 2017 11:16 AM (fifteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are structures to approving a nuclear missile launch, you just think the probabilities are low of him being stopped, which is a matter of opinion, but it is possible given the structures of the law that was just discussed upthread

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

That was an xpost obvs

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

it is possible given the structures of the law that was just discussed upthread

learn to read: The Secretary of Defense has legal authority to approve the order, but cannot veto it.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

There are structures - they're not designed to obstruct the President, they're designed to confirm the order.

The two-man rule isn't about one guy saying this is bad, it's about making sure it's a legitimate order. No one involved is supposed to make a moral judgement.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

xp

nice that you would rather try to belittle others instead of referring to amendment 25, which would clearly be the next step, that you yourself quoted

whether you think it is probable is irrelevant as that's not what i'm arguing

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

"Can you point to a single instance where a Sec of Defense defied a direct order from a sitting President? I can't think of one."

The unreported, but important, main reason behind [Defense Secretary] Schlesinger's dismissal, though, was his insubordination toward President Ford. During the Mayaguez incident, Ford ordered several retaliatory strikes against Cambodia. Schlesinger told Ford the first strike was carried out, but Ford later learned that Schlesinger, who disagreed with the order, had none of them carried out

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

The 25th Amendment does not say anything about military power or nuclear authority.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

no but if his sanity is called into question congress and cabinet come into play

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

This cabinet is not going to use the 25th amendment. For one thing, that would require coordination among the warring branches.

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

the argument is that there are legal structures to stop trump from carrying out a nuclear missile launch

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

invoking the 25th Amendment would raise all kinds of legal issues, none of which would be resolved in time to intercede with a direct order given to the military chain of command

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

there is schlesinger's example quoted above

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

https://nytimes.com/2016/08/05/science/donald-trump-nuclear-codes.html

Is there any check on a president’s power to launch nuclear arms that could destroy entire cities or nations?

The short answer is no, though history suggests that in practice, there may be ways to slow down or even derail the decision-making process. No one disputes, however, that the president has an awesome authority.

art, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

xps

Leaving aside nuclear weapons for just a moment, Johnson and Nixon prosecuted a war in which more than half a million US troops were deployed and more bombs were dropped than in WWII, on no firmer basis than the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution. Reagan bombed Tripoli, freely invaded Granada, and blatantly ignored instructions from Congress not to pursue a war against Nicaragua. LBJ invaded the Dominican Republic. G. H. W. Bush invaded Panama. The list goes on and on. The USA has expended cruise missiles against targets in countries we were not at war with multiple times.

Presidents are permitted to blow things up. Citing law is foolish when history teaches us plainly that law has no force in this area.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

Yeah. The only check on this power would be members of the military choosing to defy the order, despite the law not being on their side. Maybe this would happen if it's a truly bonkers order -- a first strike somewhere -- but there isn't a system in place for that

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

the 25th amendment only exists because woodrow wilson had a fucking stroke and the government was being effectively run by his wife and god forbid that ever happens again. its not like a pocket coup mechanism.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

Schlesinger's disobeying that order was probably criminal/grounds for court martial, ie not legal. We're discussing the legal/political structures of military orders. If your argument is that people in the military might simply refuse to carry out orders, sure, that's possible. But that isn't what we were talking about.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

and there isn't really a great track record of the military refusing orders from the President. The Schlesinger incident is def unusual.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

It usually goes the other way-- i.e. the military telling Truman, "Hey, just so you know, we're gonna drop this big bomb on a military base called Hiroshima."

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

Other way meaning the military is prepared to go even further than the President

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

xxxp

well before that happens if the military refused the secretary of defense wouldn't agree to it and that would buy the cabinet/congress some time to invoke amendment 25

while i know it is not ideal and involves a lot of obstacles, there is a possibility, is all i'm saying. modifying the law would be ideal, but how likely is that to happen? it's more likely that there is a crazy president that forces the respective authorities to go through complex legal proceedings to try to stop the president, but that he can call on a nuclear war and no one stop him would at least get a bunch of gov't officials trying to stop him, as there is enough disagreement even within the gop

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

we're a generation removed but macarthur wanted nukes in use in the korean war and jfk had military advisors advocating for preemptive strike during the Cuban missile crisis. there are no systems in place beyond the force of history or the humanity of military advisors, the former has no impact on trump and the latter isn't guaranteed

art, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

xp this exists - https://lieu.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/congressman-lieu-senator-markey-introduce-restricting-first-use-0

and will go nowhere in congress

art, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

well before that happens if the military refused...

if you pin your hopes on that, you've pinned them to a mirage.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

i don't want to get into the anecdotal part of the military (good friend served/died in iraq, a couple family members were there too and are back in the us)

so we'll just agree to disagree

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

i don't want to get into the anecdotal part of the military(...) so we'll just agree to disagree

just so you understand how this sort of thing generally works, military attacks are invariably preceded by government propaganda designed to put the country in the proper frame of mind for violent aggression, citing some sort of threat/provocation which must be responded to vigorously or there will be dire consequences. this propaganda will be promptly disseminated within the military, because their cooperation is essential. this, combined with incessant training in the discipline of obedience to orders, has never failed to elicit the necessary action to complete the aggression.

so, the fact that military personnel are often scornful of the brass, cynical about orders, and fully understand that their own asses are the ones in danger, that is not an effective deterrent for the initial act of war. and once it has started, it usually acquires an internal logic requiring its continuance, except in cases like Clinton blowing up the pharma factory in Sudan, where the country attacked was too weak to retaliate.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

maybe our military leadership will stop trump from murder-suiciding human civilization.

maybe they won't.

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

i don't think it's unreasonable to think that trump desires to use nuclear weapons, maybe only on a subconscious level. (he doesn't have a lot of self-insight.) the RAs who patrol these threads got mad at me for saying this once but i think it's true. oafish as he is, trump is also a sadistic person with a blind instinct for revenge.

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

I respect infinity for pointing out that there are rules. However, no one has ever really had to test what kind of teeth those rules really have. I'm afraid that the answer is pretty clearly "none."

Let's say the president (whatever president) wants to do something he shouldn't (whatever thing may be). Practically speaking: Who exactly arrests him? Who, like, puts the cuffs on him and says "Sorry, Mr. President, enough. You're drunk and you need to go to bed"? Is it the Chief of Staff, the VP, the First Lady, a majority of the Cabinet?

We don't really know because it hasn't really come up. Not in that way. We've had people sick or in the hospital or whatever, and they've generally acquiesced to the idea that some other power structure should be invoked.

Further, all other presidents have been surrounded by people who mostly understood and respected government. People who knew its protocols and were invested in following them.

This dude is not only a giant baby, he's surrounded himself with people who are neither empowered to stand up to him. And they famously, admittedly, hate the government and the way it functions. Or else they wouldn't be in this administration! So this is not the crew I'd look to for procedural compliance.

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

Not even Nice Doggie Mattis?

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:57 (eight years ago)

I think I meant to write "This dude is not only a giant baby, he's surrounded himself with people who are neither empowered _nor inclined_ to stand up to him."

The larger point is still: if Trump were to go off the deep end, insisting we must immediately bomb Raqqa (or whatever), what stops him? Certainly no one in his immediate circle will try to stop him (and if they did try to stop him, he'd break out his trademark catchphrase "you're fired").

Hoping that a military commander will refuse to comply with a Krazypants order is a very thin thread to pin our non-Armageddon hopes on. Especially if it's an order he has always kinda had a little bit of a boner for anyway - like bombing Raqqa.

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

Hm hm hm

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/14/congressman-investigating-trump-goes-to-russia-s-money-laundromat-cyprus.html

The House Intelligence Committee sent one of its members to Cyprus this week as part of its ongoing investigation into Russia and the Trump campaign, adding a new twist to the ongoing inquiry.

“Cyprus has a reputation as a laundromat for the Russians who are trying to avoid sanctions,” Rep. Mike Quigley told The Daily Beast. “It was extraordinarily helpful in understanding how the Russians launder money and why.”

The Democratic congressman did not go into detail about what he found during his four-day trip to the Mediterranean country. But publicly available reporting hints at how Cyprus may be tied to the committee’s investigation.

The Trump administration’s Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ross, was involved in a business deal with a Russian businessman with ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin while he was the vice-chairman of the Bank of Cyprus.

And last month the Associated Press reported that Treasury Department agents obtained bank transaction information involving former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort, specifically transactions going through Cyprus, which AP described as “known as a haven for money laundering by Russian billionaires.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

fair enough ye mad puffin

in the long term, i do think north korea will initiate a war with the us, which will lead to an attack by the us/japan/south korea on north korea/china/russia

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

does Russia actually give a shit about NK?

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

You mean aside from the fact they share a border?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

I know Russia's history and economic interests in the region, I just don't recall them really being mentioned as regime patrons in the same breath as China. Maybe I'm just forgetting stuff.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

People have been pointing for months and months to Manafort and Page and a couple of others - has it been a year of this yet? - as Trump guys in some sort of cahoots with Russia or Russian-related stuff, and every leak just affirms this more and more. But really, does this mean anything? Unless it connects directly to Trump, it's just idiots hired by Trump who got themselves Trumped. I don't see any of them flipping unless it's to avoid jail time, but they'd have to have something pretty substantial to trade.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

xxxp

uh absolutely

russia has invested in major railroads, supplies most of the fuel, and has generally close trade ties

there's constant cargo trains daily

nk helped build that water park in russia and kcna regarded them as the friendliest country towards the current gov't

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

yeah these stories are just a way to torture us with false hope every two days xp

Treeship, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

xp to myself

actually i can't find the article anymore (might've been a korean written article) but i'm pretty sure russia is also investing in building roads in nk

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

I don't for a moment think Russia would go to war with the USA and its allies to protect or defend NK.The shared border would make a difference, but nothing as decisive as going to war over NK.

otoh, I'm pretty sure they would be happy to see the USA and its allies suffer the consequences of such a war and to hector and complain from the sidelines. They might act secretly to bolster NK and undermine the USA war effort, similarly to how the USA aided Afghanistan against the USSR and Iraq vs. Iran. But actually caring if NK government fell, not especially.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

But actually caring if NK government fell, not especially.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, April 14, 2017 1:28 PM (thirty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea, this is completely wrong

their ties have gotten so close that only russian officials get special entry into nk, because of the bilateral commerce agreement after russia forgave 90% of the 11bn debt they owed them

i hate to go all news-talk on you but if you don't think russia is a major stakeholder there i don't even know what to say

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

I assume it's purely a business deal for Russia. They don't have many client states any more, but NK is so isolated in the world they are easy pickings.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

what does Russia get out of that deal, economically? I would think it's slim pickings compared to some of their other interests/clients/markets. Of course, every regime enjoys flattery, but that only goes so far.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/donald-trump-steve-bannon-breitbart-215026

If Trump Fired Bannon, Would He Seek Revenge?

Friends and foes imagine his options for brutal payback.

j., Friday, 14 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

what does Russia get out of that deal, economically?

Not much. NK has mineral resources, but basically it enlarges Russia's sphere of influence and gives them a bigger global political footprint. It is the usual 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' thinking.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

what does Russia get out of that deal, economically?

― Οὖτις, Friday, April 14, 2017 1:38 PM (twenty-four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

leaving work in a few minutes so will have to cut it rly short

realistically, right now not much but it's banking on long term effects and based on a lot of hypotheticals that, if they did occur, would work out for russia, like investing in a korean peninsula (possible reunification?), increasing ties with china, destablized us economy, economic growth in east asia that would position russia as a type of mediator or asia pacific financial centre

not saying how likely any of this is

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

In light of this thread's NK/Russia talk, I lol'ed when I was running an errand a minute ago and NPR referred to China as NK's "only" global ally.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Friday, 14 April 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)

So as it turns out:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2017/04/14/trumps-north-korea-policy-is-massive-pressure-but-not-regime-change/?utm_term=.f55634a6a54d

Despite heated rhetoric about potential military conflict, the Trump administration’s official policy on North Korea is not aimed at regime change, but rather seeks to impose “massive pressure” on Pyongyang in the hopes of returning to negotiations to get rid of its growing nuclear arsenal. That’s the result of a comprehensive policy review the Trump White House completed this month.

So basically, sound and fury signifying nothing, SOP as before.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

low-t policy

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Friday, 14 April 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

Guessing he'll do something Easter Sunday just for the trolling lulz of it.

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Friday, 14 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Put Bannon in the bunny costume and encourage everyone to throw their eggs at him?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

The infinity wars above are particularly odd when you consider that one of the things Trump did get done is fire a bunch of missiles on no notice.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 April 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/1076323.jpg

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

fair enough ye mad puffin

in the long term, i do think north korea will initiate a war with the us, which will lead to an attack by the us/japan/south korea on north korea/china/russia

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, April 14, 2017 8:10 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An aside, but China does not 'side' with North Korea in the way you portray here. The Chinese are equally terrified of war between the US and NK. If the rumors of China lining up 150,000 troops along the border are true, they are there to contain NK and prevent this from escalating. You can't conflate China and Russia as easily as this with NK.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

Very true

Sorry didn't mean to conflate china and nk

China-nk relation is its own separate topic

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

Conflate china with russia i meant

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

Gotcha.

Doesn't bode well that Trump is doing nothing in terms of de-escalating. If anything his 'If NK wants war we'll show them how it's done. We've the BEST military!" warmongering is making this hella worse. I have no idea if he will pre-emptively strike or not, but with NK taunting the US I wouldn't put it past him. Tense day tomorrow. Man.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 April 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

(His 'Xi Jinping is a great, great dude, spent LOADS of time with him in Florida, great guy! Much respect, such wow!' remarks... Normally I'd say a US president would give this praise to softly try and force Jinping to do more to de-escalate this. But with Trump as president, there is no "normally", it's not strategy, he's an idiot.)

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 April 2017 23:04 (eight years ago)

the ironical thing being all the posters here understand the region better than the moron in charge

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 April 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

The alt-right is upset!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/14/alt-right-ringleader-mike-cernovich-threatens-to-drop-motherlode-if-steve-bannon-is-ousted.html?asdd

Cernovich made the claims that he’d release a series of “scoops” if Bannon is officially pushed out of the White House on an eleven-minute, self-recorded Periscope Thursday night.

“If they get rid of Bannon, you know what’s gonna happen? The motherlode. If Bannon is removed, there are gonna be divorces, because I know about the mistresses, the sugar babies, the drugs, the pill popping, the orgies. I know everything,” said Cernovich.

“If they go after Bannon, the mother of all stories is gonna drop, and we’re just gonna destroy marriages, relationships—it’s gonna get personal.”

...his own?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 23:24 (eight years ago)

“Hire public relations firms. Pay off (Trump supporting radio host) Bill Mitchell to call me names. Fabricate things about me. I don’t care,” said Cernovich. “You can’t kill what is already dead. What is dead cannot die.”

Ah, he's CTHULHU. It all makes sense now!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

Meantime, some Carter-era fun

https://foreignpolicy.com/2017/04/14/the-american-governments-secret-plan-for-surviving-the-end-of-the-world/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

Xi really enjoying his newfound status as 'leader of the free-ish world' and taking the opportunity to make the US look less than. good job DJT.

TOKYO — China issued a stern warning Friday to both the United States and North Korea, urging them not to push their recriminations to a point of no return and allow war to break out on the Korean Peninsula.

In comments carried by China’s official Xinhua news agency, Foreign Minister Wang Yi said “storm clouds” were gathering, an apparent reference to North Korean preparations to conduct a new nuclear test and the United States’ deployment of a naval strike force to the waters off the peninsula. In addition, the U.S. military has been conducting large-scale exercises with South Korean forces, drills that the North considers provocative.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 15 April 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)

fyi what is dead cannot die is game of thrones silliness

dan selzer, Saturday, 15 April 2017 01:09 (eight years ago)

Judge Dredd's enemy Judge Death circa 1983 iirc.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31666/889126-judge_death_5.jpg

everything, Saturday, 15 April 2017 01:13 (eight years ago)

Not dead but dreaming

No war but chthonic war

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Saturday, 15 April 2017 02:06 (eight years ago)

GHOSTS... DON'T... DIE! Can you get out of here... ALIVE?

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 April 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

Cernovich is trying to sound tough in that quote, but it comes off as, "How could anybody possibly think less of me than they do right now?"

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Saturday, 15 April 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: Number of ISIS fighters killed by MOAB bomb jumps to 90: Afghan officials - AFP

Drone Chomsky⚶‏ @mmalloyboy
"those bodies we atomized.....are definitely isis. they're isis molecules."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 April 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

Just another day
for you and me

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 April 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

LOOK AT THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

Is 90 a lot?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 April 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

It's the most terrorists killed by anyone ever. Really just incredible. That's what people are saying, all the best people, if you look.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

how do they even come up with this sort of estimate?

Treeship, Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

exit polling

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/trump-demands-gold-plated-welcome-xjnffdq32

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

lol xp

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 15 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

Mummy I want to ride in a golden carriage!

Jesus what a fucking child

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

Mmm,because the Mexican President had one in 2005?

Mark G, Saturday, 15 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

TIL there are people who still care about tax returns

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 15 April 2017 23:50 (eight years ago)

yeah we went to a rally today, good turnout.

sleeve, Sunday, 16 April 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

imagine president obama golfing his first easter in office, in florida, a week after harry reid violated all constitutional precedent to steal a supreme court, not a single visit to church since inauguration, under investigation for colluding with vladimir putin to steal a US presidential election, still refusing to release his tax returns, his attorney general recused from russian campaign connection investigations, his first NSA chief pick two months gone in disgrace for russian ties, his son-in-law running the federal government, michelle costing $1 million a day preferring to live in hyde park to DC with the girls. it's funny, isn't it?

this is why no one respects "democrats"

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 16 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

why should they? they don't vote at midterms.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 16 April 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

HO

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

I am not.

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 April 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

I enjoyed this:

How Liberals Fell In Love With The West Wing

Aaron Sorkin’s political drama shows everything wrong with the Democratic worldview…
by Luke Savage

...More than simply a fictional account of an idealized liberal presidency, then, The West Wing is an elaborate fantasia founded upon the shibboleths that sustain Beltway liberalism and the milieu that produced them.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 05:00 (eight years ago)

"Fantasia", "shibboleths", and "millieu" in one sentence has to be some kind of bingo

softie (silby), Monday, 17 April 2017 05:41 (eight years ago)

I've been waiting for a longform takedown of TWW for a long time and this is a pretty good one

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 17 April 2017 10:44 (eight years ago)

I've only seen one episode. My Rush-listening mom loved it.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)

Rush LIMBAUGH, that is, not the creators of "Tom Sawyer."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)

Ha, thanks for the clarification.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2017 11:27 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile...Georgia!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

that's my parents' congressional district. there's been some serious local organizing: someone left fliers in mailboxes in my parents' SUBDIVISION (no rush here either) just after Price's spot opened, to organize a mobilization of voters against right-wing replacements of Price. my mom says this is the first time that's happened.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 17 April 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

Was very confused abt Alfred's mom there for a sec

sleeve, Monday, 17 April 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

she likes Fleetwood Mac iirc

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

love the way that west wing thinkpiece for some reason invokes john oliver and "evisceration thinkpieces," surprised it didn't mention lena dunham at that point

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 17 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

by love i mean "i hate it and wish i could unread it"

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 17 April 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)

I found the JO mention a little odd but as someone who has long thought TWW is basically evil I can't not approve of the thrust

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 17 April 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

The conflation by Pence of USA's position and "don't test TRUMP, he serious" is wigging me the fuck out. Has any VP or sec of state ever personalized foreign policy as an express test of prez will? The fuck is that?

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 April 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

Seems to be pretty prevalent that mistaking the role of President as a bastion of ego rather than a representation of the public as figurehead. Hopefully lessons will be learnt from this incumbency that won't be repeated. Just worried that it does the opposite and sets a model for Presidencies to follow.

Stevolende, Monday, 17 April 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

This posture is a culmination. The American presidency since 1945 has headed in that direction.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

The comparison seems less hyperbolic by the day:

http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/06/19/8c7f3c93-de26-46aa-aaa3-28be79337f26/resize/620x465/7eb9eec127f1eaa7afbf3864f559413f/twilight-zone-its-a-good-life.jpg

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 April 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

in "foreign policy" he's p much Hillary Clinton now...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

tim kaine woulda been out there telling people not to test Hilary, she's serious bout this, she scorched an airfield.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

Morbs, I'm inclined to believe at this point that the Clintons were a couple of street toughs who regularly gave you swirlies as a youngster. There are professionals who can help you move past this trauma and live without this Clintonian spectre haunting your every waking moment.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

can we force some kind of "Clinton Swear Jar" on Morbz for these threads

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 April 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

Old Lunch fallin for the old "engage Morbs on the subject of the Clintons" trick

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

From that Current Affairs bit, this was a key bit for me:

The lack of any serious attempts to change anything reflect a certain apolitical tendency in this type of politics, one that defines itself by its manner and attitude rather than a vision of the change it wishes to see in the world. Insofar as there is an identifiable ideology, it isn’t one definitively wedded to a particular program of reform, but instead to a particular aesthetic of political institutions. The business of leveraging democracy for any specific purpose comes second to how its institutional liturgy and processes look and, more importantly, how they make us feel—virtue being attached more to posture and affect than to any particular goal. Echoing Sorkin’s 1995 film The American President (in many ways the progenitor of The West Wing) it delights in invoking “seriousness” and the supposedly hard-headed pragmatism of grownups.

Which connects to the thing going on where you see a lot of attention and/or hopes placed in Ivanka & Kushner mainly because they signal the manhattanite professional class, as if modern liberalism were nothing but an aesthetic than any sort of ideological position.

You get the sense from plenty of whiny pundit types that the biggest problem they have with Ivanka's father is that his coarse vulgarity upsets too many pieties of polite society, rather than anything he's trying to do policy-wise.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

hey doodz, p4reene said the same thing on ch4po tr4p house, get with it.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

i think there's at least a 15% chance Hillz will be announcing for 2020

and then we can get rid of the bad blood, as Clemenza said.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

"don't test TRUMP, he serious"

This is PRECISELY why the constitution gives war-making power solely to the Congress. It takes it away from being at the mercy of one person's emotionally-charged judgment. Decisions about when to go to war was also a big consideration in making the entire House be re-elected every two years. The founders thought they'd put in all the necessary fail-safes and circuit breakers, but look where we are now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

tim kaine woulda been out there telling people not to test Hilary, she's serious bout this, she scorched an airfield.

free advice, Hunt3r: what all these motherfucking homicidal assholes *do* is the important shit to pay heed to.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

xposts I wasn't really aware of this (pinning hopes on Ivanka and Jared) as a thing, but the Sunday NYT's front-page headline about the Kushners was a straight-up fucking gross indicator of such. The normalization begins apace.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

as if modern liberalism were nothing but an aesthetic than any sort of ideological position

THAT'S A BINGO

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

omg Morbz just quoted Tarantino

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 April 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

when you right you're right morbs.

xpost wait that's tarantino. *goes back to whatever*

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

i think there's at least a 15% chance Hillz will be announcing for 2020

and then we can get rid of the bad blood, as Clemenza said.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I imagine if Hillary tries to run for president, it'll go down like Selina's "family meeting" did on Veep last night

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 April 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

Someone's still trying to believe

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/michael-anton-donald-trump-foreign-policy-215036

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 April 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

"I imagine if Hillary tries to run for president, it'll go down like Selina's "family meeting" did on Veep last night"

ha, that's exactly what I thought

akm, Monday, 17 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

Interesting how the man credited (by Bannon) as giving Trumpism "intellectual underpinnings" claims to be delighted by Trump's unpredictability, as if unpredictability requires any intellect at all. He seems to be confusing Trump's erratic and self-contradictory statements and actions with surprising and unpredictable tactics in support of a clear and consistent policy.

Without a clear policy to pursue, being unpredictable has no value because it leads nowhere in particular. As the saying goes, if you don't care where you're going, any road will get you there. All Anton seems to care about is the negation of earlier policies, as if razing the whole US post-WWII foreign policy and sowing the ground with salt will result in the creation of something other than a barren waste.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

hey doodz, p4reene said the same thing on ch4po tr4p house, get with it.

Uh, I might have been the one who posted that link the that thread

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

that's prob true, you do post a lot of links

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

Interesting how the man credited (by Bannon) as giving Trumpism "intellectual underpinnings" claims to be delighted by Trump's unpredictability, as if unpredictability requires any intellect at all. He seems to be confusing Trump's erratic and self-contradictory statements and actions with surprising and unpredictable tactics in support of a clear and consistent policy.

Yeah, this connects with something I've read here and elsewhere, that dude's Executive standard is born of a shitty mishmash of dumb, half-remembered 80s corporate mgmt tips.

Much like we don't really need poli-sci experts on talking head shows, but rather ex-con-artists and grifters and pro-wrestling writers; Carny-types of all sorts, incl. those knowledgeable of past trendy mgmt practices.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

that's prob true, you do post a lot of links

"Check this shit out" has pretty much been my main posting style here for 14+ years now, this is true

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

love 2 share content online

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

@DougHenwood
Gallup: just 45% of Americans see Trump as keeping his promises, down 17 points in two months.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/208640/majority-no-longer-thinks-trump-keeps-promises.aspx

a little bit faster now

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

"Check this shit out" has pretty much been my main posting style here for 14+ years now, this is true

This does a massive disservice to your "photos I took while travelling for work" thread, which is still one of my favourite ILX things

Len's flares (stevie), Monday, 17 April 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

https://theintellectualist.co/ex-british-lawmaker-intelligence-sources-believe-tape-exists-of-trump-asking-russia-for-election-help/

Louise Mensch also thinks that Donald Trump is Kerry Russell from The Americans, so...

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Monday, 17 April 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

Only those people who put any stock in Turnip's word spew feel betrayed. Anyone who paid attention to the ample evidence at hand, however, surely agrees that he's done a magnificent job of keeping his implicit promise to continue being the human equivalent of an inverted colon.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 April 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)

This does a massive disservice to your "photos I took while travelling for work" thread, which is still one of my favourite ILX things

I really do need to post everything I shot during my work trips to Northern Mexico over the last year

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

no louise mensch links

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

^ a good rule of thumb.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

but guys what if she's right this one time

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 April 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

@jeff_kaye
.@nytimes: "the roots of the Korean crisis go back a quarter-century" ... uh, no, they go back to the Korean War!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

ice cube started it

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 April 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

meanwhile, in other legal shenanigans: http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article145076069.html

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 April 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

"Has any VP or sec of state ever personalized foreign policy as an express test of prez will? The fuck is that?"

I would think the Christmas bombing of Hanoi in 1972 might be considered a similar 'madman' type play.

earlnash, Monday, 17 April 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

ALEC is slipping! the corruption used to be less blatant

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

reporters asking Ossoff dumbass questions about how he lives immediately outside the district because his girlfriend is finishing school at Emory

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

Five tweets and a robocall ad - Ossoff doesn't just live outside his district, he lives in Trump's head.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

he's Trump, he's Trump

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

heh

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

"Louise Mensch also thinks that Donald Trump is Kerry Russell from The Americans, so..."

no way, because I want to fuck Kerry Russell, and I want other things to happen to Trump

akm, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

You want him to be fucked.

Evan, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

NPR corresp Mara Liasson on GA congressional race: "Democrats are so energized, they would vote for a ham sandwich."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

yea probably

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Ham sandwich would've won

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

naval slapstick:

Aircraft Carrier Wasn't Sailing to Deter North Korea, as US Suggested

...The problem was, the carrier, the Carl Vinson, and the four other warships in its strike force were at that very moment sailing in the opposite direction, to take part in joint exercises with the Australian Navy in the Indian Ocean, 3,500 miles southwest of the Korean Peninsula. White House officials said on Tuesday they were relying on guidance from the Defense Department. Officials there described a glitch-ridden sequence of events, from a premature announcement of the deployment by the military's Pacific Command to an erroneous explanation by Defense Secretary Jim Mattis — all of which perpetuated the false narrative that an American armada was racing toward the waters off North Korea. By the time the White House was asked about the Carl Vinson on April 11, its imminent arrival had been emblazoned on front pages across East Asia, fanning fears that Mr. Trump was considering a pre-emptive military strike on North Korea. It was portrayed as further evidence of the president's muscular style two days after he ordered a missile strike on Syria while he and President Xi Jinping of China were finishing dessert during a meeting in Florida.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a54605/trump-aircraft-carrier-north-korea/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

Jesus Christ

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

pretty sneaky sis

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

You misreported the operational stance of my battleship!

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

FAKE NEWS

Len's flares (stevie), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

Ham sandwich would've won

To be fair, America did essentially elect a ham sandwich.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

If ppl demanded to vote for ham sandwich dems would nom Boca burger

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

Yam sandwich, I should think

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

mayo sandwich, fried

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

we got the yams... dammit

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

United States of Yamerica

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

Yamerica, yamerica, god shed his grace on thee

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

What's the yams?

virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

Kick out the yams, motherfucker!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

In a museum-like display room featuring a table of Snap-on products sold as souvenirs, Snap-on CEO Nick Pinchuk told the president that some customers wanted a box large enough to carry ashes following a cremation, according to a White House pool report.

“That’s depressing,” Trump replied.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

At last he knows how we feel.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:31 (eight years ago)

Early Georgia numbers looking good. If he loses, it's pretty sad, because it means even relatively easy picking seats still will need a ton of time and money to flip, if they flip at all. If he wins, then the DNC (and whomever) better work their ass off to keep up the momentum.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

Nate Cohn‏Verified account
@Nate_Cohn
Well, the Election Day vote better be great for the GOP. Because the early vote is simply much better than expected for Ossoff

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 00:59 (eight years ago)

tweets the guy who wrote the article earlier today with the headline "Georgia Election: Expect the Early Vote Count to Be Misleading"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

ha

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)

Ossoff down to 51% with 46% reporting

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

Squeaker!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

doesn't look hopeful for an outright win

JoeStork, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

so in the last few days, Trump has forgotten the name of Paul Ryan (Ron) and Kim-Jong Un ("This Gentleman")

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

'Ron' would be totes hilar if President Bewigged Olive Loaf wasn't legitimately going senile.

Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

Josh Marshall:

This is disappointing because Ossoff came pretty close to an almost unbelievable result – winning outright in a big field in a strong GOP district. The worst thing that could happen here is Democrats get demoralized. This is a very GOP district. It’s Tom Price’s district. It was Newt Gingrich’s district. An untested Democratic candidate with no prior experience in elected office just came very close to winning it outright. Prior to 2016, Price never came in under 64.51% of the vote. In November he took 61.7%. This is a massive swing in the Democrats direction.

Compared to 2016, Ossoff bettered Clinton’s percentage by 1.6% in Dem-leaning DeKalb and 1.4% in GOP-leaning Cobb. Most of the Fulton is still out so we don’t know there yet. Compared to 2016, this is at least a ten point swing in the Dems direction.

If Democrats get anything close to the swing they got in Kansas and here tonight in 2018 they will score a massive win. The counter to that is that Price hasn’t really faced a well-funded opponent in years. Hypothetically, maybe strong Democrats with lots of money would have held Price to 55% rather than over 65%. But those are special pleading hypotheticals. While Dems take some legitimate hits for not contesting non-swing districts, the reason Price didn’t draw strong competitors is that he was in a pretty safe seat.

The reality is this is an incredibly strong showing.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

sorry but I can only think of him posting pr0n now

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

The silver lining is that Karen Handel has some weaknesses, among pro-choice women and Trumpers. Ossoff has a few angles of approach for the runoff.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

The dip below 50% just happened. That's a wrap.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

good overview:

http://m.dailykos.com/stories/1654209

sleeve, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)

I dont think I follow this... whats a run-off?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 06:13 (eight years ago)

I dont think I follow this... whats a run-off?

Ossoff was one of several Democrats running against a shit-ton of Republicans in Round One. In Round Two he will be the last Democrat standing, running against the last Republican standing. Whereupon he will lose.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 10:33 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ivankas-notes-for-the-babysitter

Stevolende, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 10:41 (eight years ago)

A couple of thoughts on the Georgia-election. 1) It's of course really good for Democrats, even if Ossoff didn't clear 50%, and even if he doesn't win the runoff. It still indicates a big potential for a house takeover. 2) Ossoff falling slightly short of expectations might not be a totally bad thing after all. Read this in WP: https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/trump-factor-has-party-operatives-wondering-how-big-is-the-house-playing-field/2017/04/12/c7ef60dc-1e2c-11e7-ad74-3a742a6e93a7_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.99bd7c1ebc7a and there's these two quotes:

This wealthy, well-educated area north of Atlanta has effectively become ground zero for the Democratic effort to reclaim relevance on Capitol Hill. Of those initial targets, Democratic leaders have homed in on about 35 or so House seats in largely suburban areas they believe are home to the party’s future: elite professionals who were turned off by Trump’s behavior during the 2016 campaign and can be permanently forged into a new and winning Democratic coalition. and Maloney oversaw a review of what went wrong in 2016, when the six-seat gain for House Democrats well underperformed expectations. His advice is that the DCCC’s analytics and recruiting team should mostly focus on education levels and how rural versus suburban the district is to determine whether they should invest there.

So a bigger swing in Kansas (and Montana), rather than Georgia, could be used as evidence that the future for the Dems is much more populist than the DCCC want's to admit.

That's my two cents.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

http://elgl.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/My_Two_Cents.jpg

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

Eh, DCCC consulting doesn't really seem to GAF about evidence. They want to target educated professionals instead of the working class so that's they're going to do.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

i.e. potential donors

sleeve, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

sometimes i really think it's more because they're snobs than because they want the money

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

I assume a big part of it is what's comfortable.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

And talking to (shiver) the poors is clearly more uncomfortable than allowing a GOP majority to dismantle the last fifty+ years of progress.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

so jason chaffetz isn't seeking re-election. bummer!

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/329458-chaffetz-wont-run-for-reelection-report

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/JasonChaffetz1/posts/10158423022140234

not running for reelection

j., Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

xp!

j., Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

NYT has the "where is our aircraft carrier" farce page 1 right column today. I somehow missed that Yam said "We're sending an armada" to the Sea of Japan.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

He calls out to the man on the street

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

Armadas being historically disastrous, of course.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

that's only spanish armadas. anti-mexican armadas are a completely different story

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

but did they make it?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/u6Xt4mNWyaA/maxresdefault.jpg

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

Huh, Chaffetz not running for reelection. Follow the money.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

I'm fine with just slamming the door on his way out tbh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

Rat face.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

Actually, he looks more like a possum.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

they must have done some internal polling? as an ex mormon I mostly loathe them but I appreciate them keeping it somewhat real v. trump.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

I doubt he's done re: political office and if the Dems win the House in 2018 he would be giving up his chairmanship anyway (and if the Dems lose we get... Gowdy? oh good) so this isn't much of a win but it is good just to see him leave the House cuz fuck that guy

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

still curious how it's kosher (if even legal in the first place) that he provoked comey to spill (what turned out to be nothing) on hillz while the FBI was investigating trumpco for (russian) treason. the rightwing power messaging machine is truly a wonder to behold

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

didn't Chaffetz leak the info at Comey's behest?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

or the thing that's coming up now - that Trump directed the intelligence community to find evidence of his bogus wiretapping claims, resulting in the idiotic Susan Rice story

seems like a clear cut abuse of power but since it's not a Democrat no one will care

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

we are living in a Talking Heads video

https://palomaimages.washingtonpost.com/pr2/a9731cc2bb9529d58a99b1b32a12eb28-908-605-312378807_08.jpg

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

i wish we were living in a world sweden ran

https://www.vox.com/2016/4/8/11380356/swedish-taxes-love

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)

when is see south koreans expressing concern over the armada, i'm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTF2j0OWUi8

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

didn't Chaffetz leak the info at Comey's behest?

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, April 19, 2017 4:16 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Comey basically wrote the letter TO Chaffetz as head of the house investigation committee, which Chaffetz then immediately leaked.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

right. that's not a sequence that points to Chaffetz leaning on Comey, it points to Comey using Chaffetz like the willing tool he is

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

@tinyrevolution
The National Republican Senatorial Committee generously contributed $50 to the Trump inaugural on January 13th

https://twitter.com/tinyrevolution/status/854746873676083201

http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/286/201704180300150286/201704180300150286.pdf

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

O'Reilly out

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

meanwhile, more of the best people failing to get confirmation for government posts

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

is that the ricketts kid who looks like ted cruz? sad for him. u_u

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

[–]hate_tank 881 points 3 hours ago
Allegations come in. O'Reilly goes out. You can't explain that.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

It's almost as if there's a thing that follows causes. If there were a word for it, we might finally start to unpack this inscrutable phenomenon.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

is that the ricketts kid who looks like ted cruz? sad for him. u_u

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, April 19, 2017 2:08 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

his brother tom is the one that looks more like cruz imo

gr8080, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

guess who's back baby!

Fox said that Tucker Carlson, host of a discussion-program now airing at 9 p.m., will take over O’Reilly’s 8 p.m. timeslot.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

the tuck factor

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-tuck

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

The New Yorker ran a profile on Tucker Carlson a few weeks ago that was under the impression he was a misunderstood prose stylist slumming on cable television; apparently Hitchens and even Charlie Pierce thought and think so.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

Murdoch really wanted Ofcom approval of his Sky takeover. Sorry, Europe.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

writer for the above is Kelefa, who in the past decade has profiled Huckabee and Michael Savage for the NYer — in the latter piece, he sits in the studio during the broadcast and Savage tells his lunatic listenership that KS looks like Obama.

Does it annoy you that KS often seems to give evil shitheads as such the benefit of a doubt, ALS?

veronica moser, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

ofcom would not have cared one way or the other. "fit and proper" is designed to stop russians, mediterraneans, etc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

http://www.npr.org/2017/04/19/524733432/justice-department-veterans-warn-federal-money-could-have-strings-attached

Fuck this guy!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

That would pose a potential constitutional crisis in its own right: if the federal government vindictively withholds money drawn from taxes, what if the states decide to withhold taxes?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/the-continuing-fallout-from-trump-and-nuness-fake-scandal

Even though there is now some bipartisan agreement that Nunes’s description of the intercepts was wildly inaccurate, Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee are still preparing to focus on Obama’s national-security team, rather than on Vladimir Putin’s. Last week, Democrats and Republicans finalized their witness lists, and the names tell a tale of two separate investigations. The intelligence source said, “The Democratic list involves all of the characters that you would think it would: Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Carter Page,” speaking of the three Trump campaign officials who have been most closely tied to the Russia investigation. “The Republican list is almost entirely people from the Obama Administration.”

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

One of Nixon's many crimes cast under the "Watergate" umbrella was the impoundment of federal funds.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

starting to wonder if the worst celebrity of every american generation is going to become president, until the union dissolves into the 50 conservative states of christ united

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

Cool then there can be a reality show called "So You Think You Can Die" which is just beleaguered citizens giving up and leaping off of buildings

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

why do the democrats hate america so much? USA!

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-election-exclusive-idUSKBN17L2N3

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)

That would pose a potential constitutional crisis in its own right: if the federal government vindictively withholds money drawn from taxes, what if the states decide to withhold taxes?

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, April 19, 2017 4:21 PM (two hours ago)

What federal tax revenues are collected by the states?

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)

Well, I mean, all the residents pay Federal tax, right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)

If you live in California, and you pay Federal tax, and you are cut off from Federal aid other states get because the Feds are punishing your state ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

The law is p settled in this respect

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

State attorney generals are not gonna defend individual residents for not paying taxes, if that's what you're implying.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)

But have we ever had a federal government vindictively withhold funds?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Minimum_Drinking_Age_Act

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:37 (eight years ago)

yup, I remember when that happened because it affected me personally, in the state i was living in at the time

sleeve, Thursday, 20 April 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

Not quite the same thing, right? The highway money trick (one of the oldest carrots/sticks in the book, no?) was legislation with clearly-outlined rules for getting/not getting the money. This is in the executive branch and will come down to individual officials either deciding to use their enforcement powers in your state or not. Seems like a recipe for corruption, or at least "what is the best way to demonstrate our loyalty to the party political advisor" mentalities, setting aside the more widespread problems that result when the bureaucratic operation of the rule of law shifts to the rule of arbitrary favor/punishment.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 04:32 (eight years ago)

I thought that was one of the ideas being floated for North Carolina during their trans bathrooms debacle last year.

how's life, Thursday, 20 April 2017 09:26 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/855024399778541569

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

That's the weirdest dildo I've ever seen.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

(The one in the pictures next to the Nixon bong, I mean.)

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 12:30 (eight years ago)

(xps) Tbh this whole strategy of using federal grant money to force states into compliance strikes me as Sessions & co., still sore about the federal government ramming civil rights down their snake-y racist throats, now trying to invert the ends and apply the same means. I'm terrified that they will succeed.

bernard snowy, Thursday, 20 April 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

otm! Sessions is the worst piece of shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 20 April 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

if only he were sufficiently racist against russians too we might not be in this pickle

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)

sessions is easily one of the 3 worst things about this administration

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sessssh.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

cracker ass motherfucker

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

already complaining about the New York Times, lol @ this dumb orange snowflake

frogbs, Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

silver lining of trump colluding with russia to become the most incompetent president in US history is maybe enough dumb rednecks will notice to finally vote for tax hikes on the idiotic american upper class. dare to dream

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

i'll eat my hat. no one is going to rethink a single one of their core philosophies.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C93TYzyVwAAXznj.jpg

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

is there a Dukes of Hazzard reboot going on?

i'm willing to reverse my opp to the death penalty for all uses of "BHE"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

would love a plug-in that swaps BHE for "America Is Already Great"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

kid rock's outfit though

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

He's by far the classiest man in that photograph

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

that bar is lower than the earth's core

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

Jesus, that looks like a photoshopped joke, except it is not, either a Photoshop or funny.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

well this is charming

@tinyrevolution
There are barely any laws about politicians selling access and now Republicans are ignoring even those that do exist

Documents obtained by The Intercept and the Center for Media and Democracy show that the National Republican Senatorial Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee are both telling donors that in exchange for campaign contributions, they will receive invitations to special events to meet with congressional staff including chiefs of staff, leadership staffers, and committee staffers.

While selling donors access to senators and representatives and their campaign staff is nothing new, the open effort to sell access to their legislative staff — the taxpayer-funded government employees who work behind the scenes to write legislation, handle investigations, and organize committee hearings — appears to be in violation of ethics rules that prohibit campaigns from using House and Senate resources in any way.

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/20/staff-for-sale/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/855059232554717186

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Jesus, that looks like a photoshopped joke, except it is not

I dunno, I think the text is photoshopped in. Or maybe "BHE" is actually just there, floating above the Oval Office desk, like a motivational slogan.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

That's his "the buck stops here"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

so that Ossoff guy basically IS a ham sandwich

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/855064889345417216

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

a ham sandwich is better than Tom Price or the GOP contender

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

i didn't say he wasn't; just nothin to turn handstands over

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

Yeah, I'm fine to complain about Blue Dog types when they're actually in office, and specifically when they're being wishy-washy, useless, or outright obstructing some specific progressive line-item. I also have no use for them campaigning in big races really. But for swinging what was more or less Newt Gingrich's seat away from some GOP person who's going to play to both the low-taxes suburban business types and harder-right wackadoos, racists and religious conservatives, I'll take the lame-ass Blue Dog no problem.

Not sure anybody was really turning handstands, but sure, it's totally plausible that some underinformed people were getting stoked on the belief that this was a Sanders type somehow winning over a bunch of six- and seven-figure white-collar households.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

yeah, if 2016 taught us nothing else it's that mealy-mouthed centrism is a sure-fire winning strategy.

evol j, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

Well, Osoff clearly isn't as "progressive" as the dude Bernie is stumping for who supports mandatory ultrasounds for women seeking abortions.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

hey if Hillary had tried shooting a copy of the TPP with a Howitzer...

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

I would be fascinated to see the winning strategies you have in mind for Georgia's 6th Congressional District. Please indicate how they address the following facts about the district: median household income of $73,000, 73.4% white, has elected Tom Price seven times with margins in the 22-25% range (not counting a 45-point blowout in 2006 and running unopposed in 2004).

This is a classic affluent white suburb district, maybe shading just a bit into rural Georgia. I am interested in the idea of Democrats winning in places like this eventually, with non-sell-out strategies, but it seems like a long shot for now and I feel like there are other, better places to plant the "progressivism is the real winning strategy" flag. I say this as someone who supported Sanders specifically because of the opportunities it seemed to open up for campaigning openly on progressive values - - - but c'mon, Gwinnett and Forsyth Counties? Really?

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

the answer is "campaign on racism"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lLyQ91G.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

Ossoff was the 'progressive' choice among the Democrats, wasn't he?

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

The only thing I know about Ossoff is one of my singing friends (white male, early 50s, gay, married, cousin to Chan Poling of The Suburbs, sang an incredible Kissinger in the production of Nixon in China that was my first opera chorus gig) is friends with him from way back and continuously posts rapturous things about him on Facebook.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

a few days old, but

The American Chemistry Council represents the interests of the chemical industry—companies that "make the products that make modern life possible," as the group's web site somewhat haughtily puts it. Member companies include Big Oil subsidiaries Chevron Phillips Chemical and ExxonMobil Chemical, the Saudi chemical giant SABIC, pesticide behemoth Bayer and its pending merger partner, Monsanto, as well as DuPont and its pending merger partner, Dow Chemical.

In a bold move, the Trump administration will name the ACC's senior director of regulatory science policy, Nancy Beck, as the deputy assistant administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency office that regulates the chemical industry, Politico reports. The site InsideEPA.com originally broke the story. Beck will join the EPA's Office of Chemical Safety and Pollution Prevention, which exists to "protect you, your family, and the environment from potential risks from pesticides and toxic chemicals."

Beck's new post marks her return to government work. Before moving into her post at the American Chemistry Council, where she started in 2012, she served as toxicologist/risk assessor/policy analyst for the US Office of Management and Budget, a job she started under President George W. Bush in 2002. A 2009 investigation by the House Science and Technology Committee criticized Beck by name for her role in what it called a "recurring problem in the Bush Administration's term in office": "White House staff re-writing the 'science'" around important policy issues.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2017/04/trump-just-put-chemical-industy-hack-charge-assessing-chemicals-epa

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

@ DJP's first post above - yeah exactly. I will take Ossoff's pandering to mealy-mouth 'cenrist' non-principles over the other ways Democrats have found to hold on to districts of this sort.

I admit that if this is all the party does across the country, we'll be back to neoliberal market consensus BS as national policy. Which would be an improvement over id-driven psychosis ideology, outright plunder and corruption etc., but not where the party should or needs to go after Sanders and in the face of Trump. It's one district though - I think taking it as a bellwether of all other races is mistaken.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

Well, the problem is that it is abundantly clear in the wake of this election that there is a vocal contingent on the left that is chomping at the bit to campaign on racism. It's always been there so this isn't anything new; what's new is seeing the level of success this tactic is having on the right and the demand to have that power thrown their way, consequences on allies in marginalized communities be damned.

For the record: campaigning on "economic reform" without any regard for how the country's racist history has shifted a disproportional burden of poverty onto marginalized communities of color is racist. Focusing your economic reform platform on poor white people is racist. Actively denigrating and dismissing middle-class allies of color is racist. If your vision for the path this country should go strongly resembles Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, your vision and your goals are racist.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

nothin to turn handstands over

sometimes you get a hamstand and that has to tide you over.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

a vocal contingent on the left that is chomping at the bit to campaign on racism

name names

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

big fall from where he once was as president of the US in 2010

President Donald Trump on Thursday nominated former Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) as U.S. ambassador to New Zealand

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Is there any way Scott Brown can move even further away?

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

Focusing your economic reform platform on poor white people is racist.

Who, exactly, is doing this? (I'm sure some strategist pros might be, but let's stick to the activist layer.) A question further pressed by this factoid:

@adamjohnsonNYC
anti-union policies are, at their core, anti-black polices.

"Black Americans also have the highest rate of union membership:
Among major race and ethnicity groups, black workers had a higher union membership rate in 2014 (13.2 percent) than workers who were white (10.8 percent), Asian (10.4 percent), or Hispanic (9.2 percent)."

xxp Shakey

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

For the record: campaigning on "economic reform" without any regard for how the country's racist history has shifted a disproportional burden of poverty onto marginalized communities of color is racist.

I agree with this and I'm glad you brought it up because I've said it before in a general way, but find myself fumbling when it comes to applying it to particular situations like the Sixth District race. I'm not sure how else to respond to that contest. Might have to arrive at a formulation like "Jon Ossoff's centrist campaign is effectively racist for its failure to recognize the relationship between 'economic conservative' and racism, but it's less effectively racist than the GOP candidates in the same district, who have the same or worse visions of the economy and are also ready to back President Trump and AG Sessions."

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

I can find like 2 or 3 on ILX without trying particularly hard

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

"Walter Benn Michaels is an American literary theorist"

ok, i didnt know you were counting pundits, and worse.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

these ppl "on the left" mean shit to the Democratic Party until the Purge

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

still a lot more bingeing to do!

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

I mean

campaigning on "economic reform" without any regard for how the country's racist history has shifted a disproportional burden of poverty onto marginalized communities of color is racist. Focusing your economic reform platform on poor white people is racist. Actively denigrating and dismissing middle-class allies of color is racist.

It's not too fucking hard to spot

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

these ppl "on the left" mean shit to the Democratic Party until the Purge

You're a bad joke

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

For the record: campaigning on "economic reform" without any regard for how the country's racist history has shifted a disproportional burden of poverty onto marginalized communities of color is racist. Focusing your economic reform platform on poor white people is racist. Actively denigrating and dismissing middle-class allies of color is racist. If your vision for the path this country should go strongly resembles Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, your vision and your goals are racist.

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, April 20, 2017 11:49 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Please let me know when and where I can cast my vote for you.

I know this isn't the most trenchant of observations, but the central problem here is convincing even the most well-meaning of white people to acknowledge the extent to which they benefit from centuries of institutional racism. Like, I get that it feels shitty to acknowledge it if you're against it, but failing to acknowledge it kinda means you're not actually all that against it.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

sarcasm, Tombot, we're all doomed and the jokes are in the guvning bidness top to bottom

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

(youve been calling me a bad joke for what, 12 fucking years? allocate your time more efficiently)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

he could shorten it to bj

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

Doctor Bartholomew Johannes Morbius

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

That's an OK joke.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

Neural networks have done better

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

The attorney general of the United States, ladies and gentlemen:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C94DEdrXoAA_5t5.jpg:large

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

oh go recuse yourself, beauregard

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

what's with all these conservatives who've gotten in touch with russia for comrade combover, or covered for his russian connections, having the quitsies?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/chaffetz-i-might-depart-early

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:11 (eight years ago)

yeah that is pretty odd. thought this dude was ready for "years" of Hillary Clinton investigations

frogbs, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

Please compost all of these traitors

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

The investigation continues... at my house in Utah

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

Read a bizarre Twitter thread suggesting Chaffetz was quitting because he voted to cut security budget at BENGHAZI!!!! and that this was part of a plan to undo future Hillary pres bid because obviously shit would go down. Total pretzel logic, but there were still tweets going like "The BLOOD is on his HANDS"

Len's flares (stevie), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

This is all super weird. What's the hurry, bro?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

he's running for governor of UT, no?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

Maybe! But that's in 2020. He already said he's not running for re-election in 2018, so why quit early?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

because the GOP is going to get slaughtered in 2018?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

I assume he was waiting for Trump to settle on the most perverse cabinet appointment possible and figured the deal was sealed with the newly-announced Department of People Not Named Jason Chaffetz.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

My guess is that Chaffetz is ready to start pulling down bigger paychecks, that's all.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

That's the most logical answer. So why hint at quitting early? He just has a year to go.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

A year in the private sector for him will be a lot of money. Gotta put cornflakes in the kids' bowls.

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

or the Caymans account or whatever

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

he's a weird dude, who knows why he does anything tbh

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

why does anyone do anything really /420

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

Chaffetz does stuff because he's a sociopath who feels entitled to everything and likes to make other people do shit they don't want to because it makes him feel amazing

seems pretty obvious?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

that doesn't really explain why he did something like return to the White House to brief the President on "intelligence" the White House had given him etc. I get his douchebag motivations, I don't really comprehend his decision-making process tho.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

It's possible that the "cell phone" comment on the health care issue was a bigger deal for Chaffetz than any Russia-related stuff.

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

but c'mon, Gwinnett and Forsyth Counties? Really?

neither of these are in the 6th district!! the district is mainly Fulton with parts of north Dekalb and east Cobb. Also Gwinnett is no Forsyth nowadays.

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

I just read Sessions' statement quoted upthread and find it hard to believe he understands English.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

<3 gbx

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

two for the 'imagine what patriotic republicans would say if obama were president' file

http://abcnews.go.com/US/russian-bombers-fly-close-alaska/story?id=46891988

http://www.popsci.com/china-nuclear-submarine-facility

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Hawaii's not a legitimate American state until Sessions sees its birth certificate.

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

i thought perhaps they'd been ejected from the Union and i missed it

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

we're selling hawaii to china to help pay off trump's debt to the russian winners who bailed him out of the '08 bush/cheney financial crash. between that and giving alaska back to putin, our president will soon be solvent

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

from here in Hawaii the US and Russia aren't looking too different anyway so I guess it's just as well

davey, Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

Lol at "a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific" (aka part of the United States).

Personally, _I'm_ amazed that a malevolent idiot-child sitting on an island in the Hudson River can be president, so there's plenty of amazement to go round.

Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

Chaffetz: “I’ve been given more enemas by more people over the last eight years than you can possibly imagine. From the Secret Service to the Democratic Party. I am who I am."

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

and he's feelin' clean as a whistle!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

Is that a hint about some (liquefied) oppo about to drop?

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

neither of these are in the 6th district!! the district is mainly Fulton with parts of north Dekalb and east Cobb. Also Gwinnett is no Forsyth nowadays.

och, you're right - I was misreading a map on Ballotpedia. This is very silly of me, and particularly so since it looks like the house I grew up in is right on the border between today's 4 and 6 (and I can't really figure out which it's in!) The stats and the nature of the electorate there are correct though.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Twitter talk that Chaffetz may be out as soon as tomorrow morning?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

I'm not going to set my alarm to find out.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

My kid has a field trip that is forcing her to get up at 4:30, so I'll be sure to pass along any news as I hear it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

a few VERY RELIABLE SOURCES are saying Kompromat!!

frogbs, Friday, 21 April 2017 04:06 (eight years ago)

u mean Louise Mensch?

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Friday, 21 April 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

Who are the sources?

I want to believe.

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 04:26 (eight years ago)

it's literally only Louise Mensch and people quoting Louise Mensch

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Friday, 21 April 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

man not even moby

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 04:33 (eight years ago)

Weezy Mensch is also out there tonight saying Malcolm Nance secretly had his book ghostwritten. Confusing bc thought both of them + John Schindler were still in the same mutual admiration society.

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 04:39 (eight years ago)

Well, I guess by campaigning for a pro-life candidate, while putting down Ossoff as not progressive enough, Sanders is really being honest about priorities now: http://www.npr.org/2017/04/20/524962482/sanders-defends-campaigning-for-anti-abortion-rights-democrat?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=politics&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nprnews

Frederik B, Friday, 21 April 2017 06:59 (eight years ago)

bernie's cranky again now that he's not getting millennial trim anymore

sleepingbag, Friday, 21 April 2017 07:22 (eight years ago)

You seem to realize that ideologically grafting your particular impure purity onto ephemeral media (films!) will garner chin-scratching attention (insistence does a reread critic make). OK.

Why, after all these years of parachuting into complex, embedded political discussions (Canada!) do you think you're read as anything other than an embarrassing archetype? There's no Anthony Lane of politics (actually, that's a lie). If there were, it wouldn't be you.

lion in winter, Friday, 21 April 2017 07:24 (eight years ago)

Xpost fredb I just can't imagine consistency like yours. Kudos!

lion in winter, Friday, 21 April 2017 07:25 (eight years ago)

I mean, your ideal woman is: American (Amazonian), staring glass-ceilinged upwards and ready to tell every eunuched marx-boy that progressivism will get them clean discourse, swamp hate notwithstanding. And fuck it, they'll sell that gentrified house with the thank you consent of the neighbors too! Where do you buy groceries in Copenhagen?

lion in winter, Friday, 21 April 2017 07:31 (eight years ago)

?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=politics&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nprnews

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Friday, 21 April 2017 07:34 (eight years ago)

and when i see the sign that points both ways

Zachary Taylor, Friday, 21 April 2017 07:43 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C97utt_XgAAsWNG.jpg

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

Just anooootherrr day!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)

xpost you Jon Secada now?

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

we are all jon secada now

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

Do you believe in us?

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

it's almost 9 and Chaffetz hasn't resigned yet, wtf

frogbs, Friday, 21 April 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

Do you believe in us?

― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch),

underrated imo

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/georgia-voter-registration-runoff-ossoff_us_58f90c7ce4b06b9cb91505f8?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000016§ion=politics

Georgia trying to argue that nobody registered after March 20, which was the cutoff date for the special election, can vote in the runoff, because it's a "continuation of the underlying election." Georgia NAACP and other groups say Federal law clearly states that runoffs are separate elections, so they need a new registration deadline set 30 days before the June runoff.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

that's gonna get ugly

sleeve, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

Every time I see an explanation for behavior like that, I put on this pair of sunglasses that Rowdy Roddy Piper gave me and the text changes to 'PERPETUATE WHITE HEGEMONY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY'. It's weird.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

not sure I even made it halfway through this 4 million word local-rag suckjob, but if you're feeling masochistic:

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865678299/The-calculus-behind-Jason-Chaffetzs-sudden-decision-to-walk-away.html

what I read seemed to spin Chaffetz's craven hypocrisy wrt investigating Clinton vs. investigating Trump as something that was out of his hands, allowing his resignation to be spun as a principled stand against the constraints his office was being forced to abide by. and of course that's not even half as bad as the main thrust of the piece, which posits that he was driven out by all those scary town-hall boogeymen (aka "your constituents, Jason).

evol j, Friday, 21 April 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Words fail.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154466530241845&set=a.10150440406641845.363819.577696844&type=3

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

So do pictures, evidently.

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/04/21/us/21visitors/21visitors-master768.jpg

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

there's something very book of revelation-y about that photo

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

like the exact circumstances of that particular group of 3 people + a painting could never be explained to someone during John's time, but now it does exist and i expect to see flaming swords and rivers of blood very soon

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

kind of want to custom-order just the book of revelation with that image as the cover (and maybe just print the photo on every other page as well)

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Well, I guess by campaigning for a pro-life candidate, while putting down Ossoff as not progressive enough, Sanders is really being honest about priorities now:

LOL, isn't he appearing with Perez at these events?

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

did Palin just grab a doiley from the Lincoln Bedroom to wear?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

i expect to see flaming swords and rivers of blood very soon

we've had this for at least a decade, flaming swords just another word for drones

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

fun set of tweets from trump this morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 5 hours ago

No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 2 hours ago

China is very much the economic lifeline to North Korea so, while nothing is easy, if they want to solve the North Korean problem, they will

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

Well, I guess by campaigning for a pro-life candidate, while putting down Ossoff as not progressive enough, Sanders is really being honest about priorities now:
LOL, isn't he appearing with Perez at these events?

― El Tuomasbot (milo z), 21. april 2017 17:14 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As far as I can tell, they split up. Perez went to Georgia while Sanders went to Omaha. So it's different priorities.

Frederik B, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

Time for a new Santorum.jpg?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18057221_674156596109343_3699864066235153116_n.jpg?oh=9a506195038e063c1b9b1c11a7ba9f83&oe=599175B0

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

mookie beat you to it
SANTORUM.JPG

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

Damn it. Looks like it's suicide for me again . . .

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

OMG. My only recommendation would be some confederate flag curtains but otherwise it's perfection.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

lol amazing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

who is the guy with the bat directly behind trump?

how's life, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Walking Dead character Negan

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

http://i63.tinypic.com/lwayv.jpg

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

From NotAFan:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/please-god-stop-chelsea-clinton-from-whatever-she-is-doing

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

God has decreed that American political dynasties decline sharply in suitability for office with each iteration. Call it the George H.W.-George W.-Jeb rule. Quit after the first iteration. Don’t trot out the second one. And, for the love of God, don’t trot out the third.

Ted Kennedy in the Senate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JFK

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

(not that I'm defending Chelsea, I have no interest in her)

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

Irrelevant daughter of retired politician annoys writer

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

Good thing THAT family didn't win! Imagine the sheer arrogance on display if the CLINTONS were in the WH right now!

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

At great cost: increased Chelsea exposure is tied closely to political despair and, in especially intense cases, the bulk purchasing of MAGA hats.

eminently provable thesis

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

Chelsea Clinton just seems like a dork, and while I feel strongly that's the most appalling thing a person can be, the criticisms of her still strike me as kind of cruel. She isn't charismatic or talented enough to hijack the party like her parents did; worst case scenario she runs for a senate seat; who cares

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

she's totally unqualified to be in the Senate imo, House seat or state office ok maybe

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

lol qualifications like that matters

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

She is unqualified but maybe her name rec will boost her to a position like that -- worth resisting when the time comes, but i don't think it's a good look to rail against her imaginary dinner parties with shakespeare and jane austen. Chelsea just spent the past year watching her mother go through the cruelest,most hellish campaign in modern american history.

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

We have a sitting president who barely qualifies as a human being. Qualifications are so pre-endtimes, dude, catch up.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

No surprises here http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/21/trump-supports-marine-le-pen-237464

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

nazis gonna nazi

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

she's totally unqualified to be in the Senate imo

lol, have you taken a good look at some of our sitting Senators? but realistically, she could not be elected straight into the Senate until she gets more experience, either in lesser public office, or in another highly responsible position. if she ran for Senate today, she'd just be a sacrificial lamb.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:45 (eight years ago)

we are essentially in agreement

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

The Clintons are the boringest dynasty ever. It's still only two generations, and none of the siblings amount to anything. It's three people, and... whatever is wrong with Chelsea - she seems pretty normal to me, though that's the worst people of all, imo - it doesn't really seem to have anything to do with her parents? Compare this to the life-and-death drama of the Kennedy's, or the complex psychological interplay between George HW Bush and his two political sons - and I honestly imagine the stories amongst the five Romney brothers are the most insane of all!

The Clintons are just two ambitious people who got married, then got rich. Then he fucked around. 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Frederik B, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/06/06/0606-roger-clinton-mug-shot-watermark-4.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

they are an interesting dynasty in the making, in that the other major ones (Kennedys, Bushes, Romney, etc.) all began w patriarchs that made their fortunes in the private sector and *then* moved into the public sector, with their progeny following suit. Which is not the case with the Clintons.

ftr I despise dynasties in general, they're fundamentally undemocratic imo. If that wasn't clear...

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

Can we go back to talking about someone interesting, like Mike Pence

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

They're pretty fun to watch from afar, though that's definitely something where it helps to not be directly hurt by them. I do hate whatever we have of Danish dynasties as well. Not a lot, even if three out of the last four prime ministers were named Rasmussen.

Frederik B, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

bummed exxon-rosneft might have to wait a bit to cash in :(

https://www.thestreet.com/story/14097519/1/treasury-secretary-mnuchin-no-waivers-for-drilling-prohibited-by-russia.html

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

god the total incompetence just doesn't stop. one day they're pushing House reps for a vote, the next day the President publicly says it's not important when it happens: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/21/donald-trump-obamacare-repeal-push-237468

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)

what a jackbuttmunchass

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

Tax reform bill? Sure we said that would be done last week. Coming next week! Or maybe not. Just keepin everybody in suspense!

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

just keep the secret service tabs for golf carts and hotel rooms rolling in :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

I like how we're effectively getting the same functional outcomes whether the source is total clueless chucklefuckery or a deliberate strategy borne of some 11th-D chess or half-remembered 80s mgmt trend to keep your enemies/underlings confused.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

as someone who hates the Police, I give Stewart credit for being accurate about the reggae elements in their material (ie "only a couple songs" bearing any real similarity to reggae)

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

^^^^ otm

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

as someone who hates phil collins, i give phil collins presumptive credit for not meaning this admin with:
"Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise, just think about it, think about it"

we have no facts and we're voting no (Hunt3r), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

he's smart/literate enough to know that just moving the downbeat in the drum part around or having a strummed guitar chord on the offbeat doesn't make your song reggae

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

I feel like we need a separate thread that just celebrates what a worn out poop crusted rag the NYT is

"Trump keeps global rivals off balance with improvisational foreign policy, but it has risks"
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/20/us/politics/trump-foreign-policy.html

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

he's smart/literate enough to know that just moving the downbeat in the drum part around or having a strummed guitar chord on the offbeat doesn't make your song reggae

xp

― Οὖτις, Friday, April 21, 2017 6:06 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought this was about Trump.

Treeship, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

hahaha oh man

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

Haha utility data rears it's head again

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

The fact that Chelsea Clinton pieces like that exist are the most ridiculous examples we have of relitigation of the primary overkill. Her writing innocuous anti-racism tweets and doing one magazine cover isn't enough of a justification. She said she's not running for anything and no one's making any valuable points about "oligarchy" or whatever.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

I mean I really hope she doesn't ever run for anything but until then it's definitely a "table that for now" situation.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

we need to fixate now and again on chels/clint-mezvinsky so we don't over-backlash ivankush-ner iirc. #maga

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

I think a lot of the mockery of Chelsea pieces are because this is entirely the way you start a publicity campaign to advance the idea of her running for office, and her public stances(anti-weed, wtf?) don't exactly inspire confidence.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

Huh, I think it's a lot of stupid narcissism of small differences shit that the navel-gazing left/liberal/progressive 51% of the country does to itself endlessly because taking on the right is boring and like what are you going to do, change their minds? it's hopeless, so find the closest thing we have to powerful people on our side and take them down a peg instead.

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

literally that guy had to read approximately seven billion percent more words by and about Chelsea than I would ever wish on anyone, so I feel for him; he pitched that piece probably without thinking it all the way through

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

A Variety cover is really not the usual way to launch a run for office, is it? Are Jessica Chastain and Blake Lively then also planning to run?

Frederik B, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

May 2 ought to be good (#MAGA#TREASON#BENGHAZI) -- FBI Director James Comey, National Security Advisor Admiral Mike Rogers, CIA Director John Brennan, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, and former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates all set to testify before Congress, the first two in a closed hearing, the other three in open testimony

http://intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=776

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 21 April 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

Imagine the sheer arrogance on display if the CLINTONS were in the WH right now!

when sarcasm kinda fails

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

btw, your laugh of the day: Chelsea Clinton wrote a children's book, and my 10yo niece waited in line for her autograph.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

Frederik, you simp, the Clintons got rich AFTER he fucked around

(and HRC doesn't care in the least)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 03:02 (eight years ago)

who the fuck cares man

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 April 2017 05:41 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/855622925717823488

David Roth‏ @david_j_roth

When you try to give an anonymous quote but are the only person alive who speaks the language in the way you do.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/the-white-house-seems-excited-to-shut-down-the-government

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9_IZRDXUAAFY9u.jpg:large

8:22 PM - 21 Apr 2017

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Saturday, 22 April 2017 07:11 (eight years ago)

thought that was David Lee Roth at first and was really confused

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:15 (eight years ago)

who the fuck cares man

Democrats

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 12:14 (eight years ago)

The vocabulary in that quote seems a little more extensive than usual but yeah of course

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

Surprising no one, the great negotiator's sole tactic seems to be "do what I say, or else." And then when you don't do it he says "eh, it wasn't that important anyway, have China do it."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)

there could be warheads dropping nationwide and Spicer would get on TV and insist they were just harmless drones and then during the explosions Trump would loudly blame Obama, his base would be thankful they "had such a warrior in this trying time", and in an emergency convention of Congress in a remote unharmed location the first topic of discussion would be "leakers".

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

though I feel like flawed as it is, Nunes stepping aside on the damn committee at least has the investigation moving forward again, and with some of the public hearings that had been scrubbed back on

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

I do appreciate the patience of the people in charge of investigating. When Nunes started dicking around, Schiff just, like a parent reacting to a kid's tantrum, basically said "ok, I'll wait for you to calm down, and once you get control of yourself we'll start again. And then if you're good we can get ice cream."

What is going on with the Senate investigation?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

Senate investigators currently are interviewing analysts and intelligence agents who prepared public and classified reports in January that concluded that Russia had interfered in last year's election on Trump's behalf, an official familiar with the congressional activity said.

At this point they are a long way from scheduling interviews or hearings with any principal witnesses from either the Obama or Trump administrations, the official said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-congress-idUSKBN17N23C

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

howard dean apparently thinks there's a hate speech exception to the first amendment

k3vin k., Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

I think the last year and a half proves that all speech should be illegal. we should just learn to communicate in another way.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

looooool

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856172056932700164

Number None, Sunday, 23 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

mexico will pay for the wall with their deep respect and admiration for what we're doing. they may not be able to admit it, and it may not look like they respect it, but they definitely do, and they will definitely pay their respects to this fantastic idea

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

that might be the most poorly constructed sentence on his feed

frogbs, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

there's a sick fascination in seeing which checkmarked twitter personality will respond first to each of Trump's tweets and land at the top of his replies feed, and then how many subsequent messages they'll chain together as the likes and retweets slowly dwindle down according to the most depressing mathematical function of all time

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)

mexico won't pay for the wall you asshole! 6.6K likes
how long will you continue your con game, sooner or later you're going down 6.1K likes
this is just the latest in a string of lies and broken promises 5.2K likes
...
please subscribe to my new email list and look out for my new podcast 188 likes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

Deadspin had a pretty interesting article on that, you really just have to be the first or second responder and you'll rack up the likes, RTs, and death threats

frogbs, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

the american dream

i don't know, if you have the check mark by your name it means you have really fascinating opinions as well, so those tend to get bumped up to the top

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

trenchant social commentary, i know

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

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✓ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

btw I know it's pointless to point out how stupid his tweets are but this one made my brain hurt

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856150719656755200

YOU kept saying Obamacare was going away on day one, AND you very publicly tried and failed to kill it just a few weeks ago!!

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Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

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Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

Just another day!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

Isn't the wall really unpopular with Republicans anywhere near the border area and only popular with those so distant it's abstract.
Also unpopular with the people who would be policing the area from what I heard.

Stevolende, Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

https://i2.wp.com/nialler9.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/giphy.gif

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:34 (eight years ago)

on a roll today

WASHINGTON (AP) — For nearly 100 days, President Donald Trump has rattled Washington and been chastened by its institutions.

He's startled world leaders with his unpredictability and tough talk, but won their praise for a surprise strike on Syria.

He's endured the steady drip of investigations and a seemingly endless churn of public personnel drama.

"It's a different kind of a presidency," Trump said in an Oval Office interview with The Associated Press, an hourlong conversation as he approached Saturday's key presidential benchmark.

Trump, who campaigned on a promise of instant disruption, indirectly acknowledged that change doesn't come quickly to Washington. He showed signs that he feels the weight of the office, discussing the "heart" required to do the job. Although he retained his signature bravado and a salesman's confidence in his upward trajectory, he displayed an awareness that many of his own lofty expectations for his first 100 days in office have not been met.

"It's an artificial barrier. It's not very meaningful," he said.

Trump waffled on whether he should be held accountable for the 100-day plan he outlined with great fanfare in his campaign's closing days, suggesting his "Contract with the American Voter" wasn't really his idea to begin with.

"Somebody put out the concept of a 100-day plan," he said.

https://apnews.com/c9dd871023064917932966816d6c2c2d

Number None, Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

somebody put something in my drink

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

Statesman:

But he acknowledged that being commander in chief brings with it a "human responsibility" that he didn't much bother with in business, requiring him to think through the consequences his decisions have on people and not simply the financial implications for his company's bottom line.

"When it came time to, as an example, send out the 59 missiles, the Tomahawks in Syria," Trump said of his decision to strike a Syrian air base in retaliation for a chemical weapons attack. "I'm saying to myself, 'You know, this is more than just like 79 (sic) missiles. This is death that's involved because people could have been killed. This is risk that's involved.'"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

very interesting

those missiles. they could have killed someone. specifically, 15 people could have been killed. makes you think.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

Lonely guy just thinking baout killing some people.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 April 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

heavy is the head that wears the crown, etc. who knew it could be so heavy

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 23 April 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

The heaviest.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 April 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

Full transcript of his interview with the Associated Press.

Wherever it says "unintelligible" it just means the transcriber said, "Yeah, fuck this shit."

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

God, I hate him so much. YEAH, THE PRESIDENT KINDA HAS SOME HEAVY RESPONSIBILITIES, YOU DUMB INCURIOUS FUCK.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

What is he talking about with that airplane stuff?

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 00:30 (eight years ago)

That interview is beyond parody.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 24 April 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

TRUMP: But things change. There has to be flexibility. Let me give you an example. President Xi, we have a, like, a really great relationship. For me to call him a currency manipulator and then say, "By the way, I'd like you to solve the North Korean problem," doesn't work. So you have to have a certain flexibility, Number One. Number Two, from the time I took office till now, you know, it's a very exact thing. It's not like generalities. Do you want a Coke or anything?

AP: I'm OK, thank you. No. ...

nomar, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

___

j., Monday, 24 April 2017 01:14 (eight years ago)

a personal journey!!!

AP: And do you feel like that's, that's because of the office that you now occupy —

TRUMP: No.

AP: That you've made that change?

TRUMP: I don't know why it is, but I've developed that ability, and it's happened over the last, over the last year.

AP: That's interesting.

TRUMP: And I don't watch things that I know are going to be unpleasant. CNN has covered me unfairly and incorrectly and I don't watch them anymore. A lot of people don't watch them anymore, they're now in third place. But I've created something where people are watching ... but I don't watch CNN anymore. I don't watch MSNBC anymore. I don't watch things, and I never thought I had that ability. I always thought I'd watch.

j., Monday, 24 April 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)

you'll get there someday, trump. one day, maybe you'll not watch things. we always thought you'd watch. hail satan

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

Jesus Christ

"My base, which is a big base; I think my base is 45 percent. You know, it's funny. The Democrats, they have a big advantage in the electoral college. Big, big, big advantage. I've always said the popular vote would be a lot easier than the electoral college. The electoral college — but it's a whole different campaign (unintelligible). The electoral college is very difficult for a Republican to win, and I will tell you, the people want to see it. They want to see the wall, they want to see security. Now, it just came out that they're 73 percent down. ... That's a tremendous achievement. ... Look at this, in 100 days, that down to the lowest in 17 years and it's going lower. Now, people aren't coming because they know they're not going to get through, and there isn't crime. You know the migration up to the border is horrible for women, you know that?"

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

Just imagine having to be Trump's interpreter

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

yeah it's amazing how he was the first Republican to win the electoral college

Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

previous Republican Presidents won office through sack races

Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

73 percent down of....what, Donnie?

Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:47 (eight years ago)

The migration is horrible for women, you know that?

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

is this his attempt at a "Roll the Bones"-style rap

Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

it's hard to process an entire interview with Trump without feeling your blood pressure raise a little. the man has such an un-nuanced view of the world, where he apparently can just mention "the planes are too damn expensive" or "there aren't enough American jobs!" or "people aren't paying enough for NATO!" and the entire world just bends to his will, allowing him to take credit for every little success he didn't have a damn thing to do with.

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

The man has no view of the world. He sees a thing, he reacts to it instantly and without consideration. Sometimes he eats the thing, sometimes he tweets about it, sometimes he grabs it by the pussy. If there's an opening, he'll undertake a recitation of some of the 250 words he knows, largely at random. Most people don't seem to mind, they still respond as if he's expressing a thought. Then he makes a BM every three or four days and tinkles in his diaper when his bladder is full. That's all.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/anti-muslim-traffic-arbitrage-is-a-thing
some deeply unpleasant pictures in that article btw so caveat emptor

So who owns True Trumpers? Using domain registration records and the unique IDs connected to ads being served on the site, BuzzFeed News linked the site to a familiar name in the fake news game: Beqa Latsabidze. (See the bottom of this story for a detailed breakdown of the connections between Latsabidze and True Trumpers.)

Latsabidze is a young man in the republic of Georgia who was featured in a November New York Times story about fake news. He did not reply to BuzzFeed News' request for an interview, or to a detailed email listing his connections to True Trumpers. (Domain records also show he owns maganews.co, a site that also churns out anti-Muslim fake news and is sometimes shared from the unofficial American President Donald J. Trump Facebook page.)

Latsabidze was 22 when the Times caught up with him in Tbilisi. He and two partners were running several sites that mixed real and fake news about Donald Trump and US politics. Latsabidze acknowledged that many stories on sites he owns, such as departed.co, painted Muslims in a negative light. He said it was nothing personal — anti-Muslim content just happened to work well with his audience on Facebook.

“I am not against Muslims,” he said. “I just saw that there was interest. They are in the news.”

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 24 April 2017 02:25 (eight years ago)

I have nothing against the man I just murdered. It's just that he was in my way and walking around him seemed inconvenient. You understand.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 02:29 (eight years ago)

What are you gonna do, NOT disseminate hate speech? That seems hard.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-JQwtIVoAAKRdT.jpg

Clay, Monday, 24 April 2017 02:52 (eight years ago)

strange words from the dude who got crushed in the popular vote

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 02:57 (eight years ago)

it's been almost 6 months and he's still trying to figure out how it works

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

...and in conclusion, my team is good.

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 03:24 (eight years ago)

wait didnt he WIN because of the elec college? Whys he complaining about it now?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 03:29 (eight years ago)

Also The electoral college is very difficult for a Republican to win, and I will tell you, the people want to see it. They want to see the wall, they want to see security. Now, it just came out that they're 73 percent down. ... That's a tremendous achievement

WTF is this!? Who is 73 percent down. What? Hows that good? WHATS that good?

WHERE AM I WHAT YEAR IS THIS

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)

Yesterday, about the thing, you know when I said it's a terrorism ... it may be.

THE THING, WITH THE THING CLEANER.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)

wait didnt he WIN because of the elec college?

trump thinks he would have easily won a straight-ahead nationwide popularity contest, but he felt stymied and confused by just having to identify a handful of swing states and trying to win them. because he's very good at believing that people everywhere LOVE him. and because he's a simpleton.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 24 April 2017 03:48 (eight years ago)

WTF is this!? Who is 73 percent down. What? Hows that good? WHATS that good?

Think he's referring to illegal immigration there? (also I'm guessing that's a totally bogus number)

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

jesus christ i know i should be used to his constant ignorance this point, but trump really thinks that new york is the second most populous state?

intheblanks, Monday, 24 April 2017 04:01 (eight years ago)

yeah but this guy still wonders why Frederick Douglass won't return his calls

nomar, Monday, 24 April 2017 04:03 (eight years ago)

To the surprise of many, Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, was resurrected this morning. Over 150 years after since his assassination, the spirited Mr. Lincoln announced his intention to run for the Republican nomination for President. Flash polls indicated that he is viewed unfavorably in many states, particularly New York, California, and even his home state of Illinois. Although several months remain before the first primary, Illinois in particular is said to be "impossible" for Mr. Lincoln to win.

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

"Somebody put out the concept of a 100-day plan," he said.

How hard is it for one of these journalists to reply, "You published a contract of what you would achieve in your first 100 days. You did."

Impartial Father (stevie), Monday, 24 April 2017 06:03 (eight years ago)

sometimes they do that. it doesn't matter. one that comes to mind is when jake tapper kept pressing trump on how a judge that trump said was biased against him because he was "mexican" was actually a US citizen from Indiana. he interrupted trump several times to make that point, and each time trump just changed the subject without acknowledging any mistake or problem with his line of reasoning. "jake...jake. listen to me. are you ready? we're building a wall."

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 06:38 (eight years ago)

Yeah tbh I'm not happy with that AP article - the journo does very little to rebut anything he said!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)

trump is the playground kid who never ever ever gets shot when playing cops and robbers. no, every single time you fire a pretend bullet at him, it misses him. oh, and also he shot you from around the corner because his bullets bounce off walls, and you're dead.

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 06:40 (eight years ago)

lol true :/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 06:52 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqLXE5WJawg

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 April 2017 09:57 (eight years ago)

TRUMP: When Wikileaks came out ... never heard of Wikileaks, never heard of it. When Wikileaks came out, all I was just saying is, "Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff." You know, they tried to hack the Republican, the RNC, but we had good defenses. They didn't have defenses, which is pretty bad management. But we had good defenses, they tried to hack both of them. They weren't able to get through to Republicans. No, I found it very interesting when I read this stuff and I said, "Wow." It was just a figure of speech. I said, "Well, look at this. It's good reading."

AP: But that didn't mean that you supported what Assange is doing?

TRUMP: No, I don't support or unsupport. It was just information. They shouldn't have allowed it to get out. If they had the proper defensive devices on their internet, you know, equipment, they wouldn't even allow the FBI.

the pinefox, Monday, 24 April 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

I found it very interesting when I read this stuff and I said, "Wow." It was just a figure of speech.

the pinefox, Monday, 24 April 2017 10:10 (eight years ago)

I kinda like those interviews. In some ways they just give him more and more rope, and he ends up hanging himself constantly. So new tax plan wednesday, and he has nothing else to say about it than that it's going to be a massive tax cut. That's going to either be nothing, or not going to pass.

Frederik B, Monday, 24 April 2017 10:46 (eight years ago)

yeah, the problem with that approach though is that he's proven time and again that he's effectively unhangable

it'd be nice to see someone rake him over the fucking coals for a change, it's not like there's a shortage of fuel for the fire

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 April 2017 10:51 (eight years ago)

SIR, CAN YOU HELP MEEEEE

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 11:27 (eight years ago)

x-post: I don't know, he has suffered defeat after defeat in his first hundred days. I mean, he is impossible to beat with logic, because it just bounces right off. He begins complaining that the media is writing about his broken promise to label China currency manipulators, because he just broke his promise because it turned out to be different than what he said in the fall, and he doesn't seem to even get that the problem was that he made bullshit claims to begin with...

Frederik B, Monday, 24 April 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

I think the only effective way for an interviewer to trounce Trump is to out-nonsense him. Get him on the record regarding his position on the heartbreaking rise in Bagosian mastication.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 12:01 (eight years ago)

Because you KNOW he would respond to it like it was a thing, talk about how he has his best people looking into it.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)

Yeah tbh I'm not happy with that AP article - the journo does very little to rebut anything he said!

nice that he gets a little pushback on the Elijah Cummings stuff (which is insane anyway), but yeah

TRUMP: When Wikileaks came out ... never heard of Wikileaks, never heard of it. When Wikileaks came out, all I was just saying is, "Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff." You know, they tried to hack the Republican, the RNC, but we had good defenses. They didn't have defenses, which is pretty bad management. But we had good defenses, they tried to hack both of them. They weren't able to get through to Republicans. No, I found it very interesting when I read this stuff and I said, "Wow." It was just a figure of speech. I said, "Well, look at this. It's good reading."

AP: But that didn't mean that you supported what Assange is doing?

TRUMP: No, I don't support or unsupport. It was just information. They shouldn't have allowed it to get out. If they had the proper defensive devices on their internet, you know, equipment, they wouldn't even allow the FBI.

This, for example - isn't it pretty well-known that both the RNC and DNC got hacked, but only the DNC stuff was released, because the hackers wanted Trump to win?

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 12:21 (eight years ago)

no because their...internet...stuff

Number None, Monday, 24 April 2017 12:39 (eight years ago)

no matter what words trump says, what i hear is: "the highest marginal income tax rate, the estate tax, and the capital gains tax all lead need healthy hikes"

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

still can't believe this fucker is the goddamn president

j., Monday, 24 April 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

xpost That's a little more nuanced than the 'I do what the rich people who pretend to be my friends tell me to do, poor people are sick and gross so fuck them' that I hear.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

not so much nuance on my part as tragic optimism

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

AP: Can you tell me a little bit about how that came about?

TRUMP: No, just — you know, I asked the government to let her out. ...

TRUMP: You know Obama worked on it for three years, got zippo, zero.

literally the way Donald Trump views the world

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

Oh I'm seeing numbers — $24 billion, I think I'll do it for $10 billion or less. That's not a lot of money relative to what we're talking about. If we stop 1 percent of the drugs from coming in — and we'll stop all of it. But if we stop 1 percent of the drugs because we have the wall — they're coming around in certain areas, but if you have a wall, they can't do it because it's a real wall. That's a tremendously good investment, 1 percent.

amazing this part didn't get called out yet

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

good thing no-one's invented air travel

or boats

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

or any way to manufacture drugs within the borders of the united states

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 April 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

Skywall. Waterwall. So much wall coming round the bend.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

to his credit, he probably did nail it with that "1%" figure

frogbs, Monday, 24 April 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

I read that essay in Politico yesterday about how Trump "succeeds without succeeding" and it really crystallized things for me in a way that was depressing but also I think moved me towards some kind of acceptance. Essentially, Trump's presidency has already happened for him, in his own mind the story has already been written. I don't think there's any possible outcome that could result in him not declaring every single thing he'll deal with in the next 4-8 years as a win. People seem surprised that only 2% of his voters are regretting their choice but he makes it so much easier for them to feel justified when he just keeps repeating that everything's going great, everything's on track, regardless of what's really happening in the world. These two bits feel key:

“The great lesson of Trump’s career is that what goes around does NOT come around, not even a little,” Eric Dezenhall, the CEO of Dezenhall Resources in Washington and one of the country’s experts in crisis and damage control, wrote to me in an email. “It is wrong to hold him to the same standard as other presidents. The pundit consensus is that if he fails to deliver on jobs and key legislation that he will be punished for it. Wrong. His main mission is to vex the political and media elite, period. It’s essentially a mandate to entertain. If he does that, most of his supporters—and the people who will never admit they are his supporters—will be satisfied for quite some time. If he fails to deliver in other areas, well, that’s the fault of the deep state or some other villain. There is always the possibility that his run at the tables will end at his presidency, but I’m not so sure.”

Eventually, of course, there will be a longer list of campaign pledges kept or not kept, and more and more actual numbers, hard statistics, showing his success or failure on health care and crime and infrastructure improvements and tax reform and wages and jobs and on and on—all of which voters can use to gauge his performance. But will they? And which voters? Because this, too, is part of Trump’s unwavering conviction in his ability to control the narrative.

Maybe that's not the most profound insight, but the question "But will they?" is what's sticking with me. A lot of smart people on the left are banking on the fact that Trump's house of cards will collapse once it's clear he's not delivering for the WWC, but will they even acknowledge it? And no matter how seemingly disastrous these first 100 days have been, I have no doubt that if the Dems don't put forward a good candidate in 2020, Trump will have an excellent chance at reelection.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/23/why-trump-really-believes-hes-the-most-successful-president-ever-215063

evol j, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

Ehhh elections are won by the marginal percentages that get you past 49.99. It doesn't take that many Trump voters who lose enthusiasm (whether because he's failing, because he's not entertaining, or because they already sent their message to Washington), or that many people who sat out last time but are now highly motivated to get this moronic racist disaster machine out of the White House, to flip an election, especially one so close that the President actually won the popular vote. I'd be more worried about GOP voter suppression, hypothetical shitty and uninspiring Dem candidates, and incumbency effects than a magic teflon quality unique to Trump.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 April 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)

I was responding more to the idea that he's really going to get burned by failing to deliver on his promises. Obviously his margin is slim but I already worry that will lead to another cycle of Democratic hubris (at least in the next presidential election). There are plenty of reasons for Dems to be hopeful, I just don't think Trump's fundamental shittiness is necessarily one of them.

evol j, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

45's call to ISS is bumming me out ... Can we please have him watch Apollo 13/ Gravity to communicate the deadliness of space. Yearning for Mars when he should be congratulating an accomplishment was just ... ugh ... no words.

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)

all i know is, if an old man can't enjoy his shatner dreams before the acting attorney general he fired for informing him his national security advisor got busted for speaking to russian spies during his presidential transition testifies before the house intelligence committee, then i don't even know this country any more

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

Personally, I never knew this country

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

America: You Never Her

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

On my more cynical days, I'd argue that Trump as POTUS is the purest distillation of the true America.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

It does sorta feel like America is a dog that elected a mirror for president, and continues to bark at it wondering why it just keeps barking back.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

ok, this didn't fly in the Court thread... what will be Topic A at this dinner, when it happens?

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/330161-trump-will-host-dinner-for-supreme-court-justices

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

Imagining RBG requesting autograph for her grandkids.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

the topic will be trump's greatness - what else is there to talk about? secondary topics will include the dishonest media, the scale of his electoral victory and the nectar which issues from between the firm milky thighs of ivanka

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

"I would never try to influence the judiciary, that would be wrong and Reince reminded me just today about that separation of powers thing, but {makes blatant hamfingered attempt to influence the judiciary, winks at Kagan}."

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

"how about if i say your children can inherit your government positions, you say mine can, too? but you go first"

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:59 (eight years ago)

"I want you guys to make Obamacare illegal next week"

"We already ruled on that"

"Well re-rule!"

"We have to have a case presented to us first."

"Don't you guys just periodically issue decrees?"

Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

AP: Can you tell me a little bit about how that came about?

TRUMP: No, just — you know, I asked the government to let her out. ...

TRUMP: You know Obama worked on it for three years, got zippo, zero.

literally the way Donald Trump views the world

― frogbs, Monday, April 24, 2017 2:17 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is basically like is shitty closer who comes in and gets one guy out at the tail end of a sterling 8 2/3s inning starting pitching performance, then taking all the credit because he happened to get the win.

nomar, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

Re: currency manipulation, I don't know if you guys have seen a CEO before, but "I've determined that that imaginary problem is fixed now, you're all welcome" is what they do.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

Actually, Trump is right that they stopped doing it. They just stopped doing it a while before he became president. They didn't do it while he said he would say they did it. And even if they did it, he wouldn't say so.

Frederik B, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

this is basically like is shitty closer who comes in and gets one guy out at the tail end of a sterling 8 2/3s inning starting pitching performance, then taking all the credit because he happened to get the win.

― nomar, Monday, April 24, 2017 4:19 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or perhaps like being born rich then spending your entire adult life convincing people that you earned it?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

I never thought it a big deal that presidents invite the Supremes for dinner. The article gets it wrong: presidents going back to Washington have invited them.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

The Hill article? sez it's not unusual.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

Spent a weird second there picturing Diana Ross and Mary Wilson in the WH

xpost

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

The Hill article? sez it's not unusual.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 24, 2017

THe article made it sound as if Hayes, FDR, and a coouple others were outliers.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

What's weird, however, for our modern sensibilities to take is when justices remain unofficial advisors to presidents: Brandeis to WIlson and FDR, Douglas to FDR, Fortas to LBJ.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

the topic will be trump's greatness - what else is there to talk about? secondary topics will include the dishonest media, the scale of his electoral victory and the nectar which issues from between the firm milky thighs of ivanka

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:39 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I started reading this post as a reasonably happy and innocent man

virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

<citation needed>

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Ha, fair

virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

not sure this specific quote was pulled from AP interview here

@DougHenwood
More gems from the head moron in charge: “Trump: Decisions as president ‘much harder than you’d normally make’”

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

http://images.eil.com/large_image/C%2BC_MUSIC_FACTORY_THINGS%2BTHAT%2BMAKE%2BYOU%2BGO%2BHMMM...-499809.jpg

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

or perhaps like being born rich then spending your entire adult life convincing people that you earned it?

or being born to by most standards completely unimaginable wealth and blowing it on 4 (?) bankruptcies, then stooping to laundering money for russian (!) mobsters

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/03/28/trump-business-past-ties-russian-mobsters-organized-crime/98321252/

remember though kids the "billionaires" know how to spend money better than the united states government does : )

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

btw Pierce dealing w/ mental unfitness at 1600 again, esp re Reagan...

In their book, Mayer and McManus discuss at length the conclusions (James) Cannon reached during his research of the presidential removal procedures, and the interviews he did with staffers in the Reagan White House. They write:

More chilling than anything else was the portrait these aides drew of the president they served. They spoke with Cannon in confidence; one by one, he recalled, "They told stories about how inattentive and inept the president was. He was lazy; he wasn't interested in the job…all he wanted to do was to watch movies and television in the residence. They felt free to sign his initials on documents without noting that they were acting for him. When I asked a group of them who among them thought they had the authority to sign in the president's name, there was a long, uncomfortable silence. Then one answered, 'Well, everybody, and nobody.'"

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a54700/trump-ap-interview/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

http://images3.static-bluray.com/movies/covers/94730_front.jpg

mark s, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

nordlinger conservasplaining again

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446982/way-we-were-c-jay-nordlingers-impromptus-april-24-2017

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

I can't even begin to respond to that esquire piece, so I'm going to fall back on my customary remarks which are (unintelligible)

a landlocked exclave (mh), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

I reread Landslide last montht and it's chilling as ever

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

re SCOTUS (and Pierce again):

The dinner has since been postponed, probably either because so many people thought it was weird, or because Justices Kagan and Sotomayor needed more notice in order to hire competent food-tasters

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

ugh that esquire piece, we're doomed

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

Seeing reports that the entire senate is going to the white house to be briefed on North Korea. Not a good sign.

Moodles, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

they're going to get their war goddamn it

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

I doubt it

Οὖτις, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

will be interesting to see how much of the Senate shows up, a bunch of them are likely going to say "fuck you, we aren't your lapdogs"

Οὖτις, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

and as noted the US doesn't really have any good military options w N. Korea. Otherwise it would've happened already.

Οὖτις, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

senators are busy fundraising amirite (actually I probably am =|)

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:03 (eight years ago)

it'd mean a complete and total clusterfuck in china/usa relations unless the communication is incredibly focused, while this administration is (unintelligible)

a landlocked exclave (mh), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

There are a number of ways such a scenario could play out, but there are times when I'm convinced Trump is the last president I'll experience in my lifetime.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

tough act to follow for sure

difficult listening hour, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

Such a low bar, too. I've been thinking a lot about that lately. All a person needs to do to win the next presidential election is convince enough people that he/she isn't as bad as Trump. That basically only excludes people who've, like, eaten another person on camera. We're probably in for a few decades of even worse presidents than the norm. Whee.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

Still, if I lived in Seoul I'd invest in bug-out bags and two-wheelers to get through the refugee traffic jam fleeing the city. An estimated 30,000 civilian casualties from a suprise volley of NK 240mm rockets.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

Voters could take a stand, though.

(Yeah, right? People rejecting "Better than Trump" as the only standard will be labeled, all together, PURISTS.)

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

just vote for Trump already, you know you want to

Οὖτις, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

no i think shooting oneself in the head saves time

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

It certainly would, but I'm not sure his shrimpfinger is long enough to reach the trigger.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

wow, no mention of this yet?

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/yale-psychiatrists-cite-duty-to-warn-about-unfit-president.html

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

Is it courtesy to invite all 100 senators? Is there a precedent? Why doesn't he go to the senate if he has something to say?

Dictators huh, always up for a big party at their own house, but who will be left with the bill?

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

eh, there have already been pronouncements by psychiatrists about that same thing. It's meaningless and also professionally irresponsible

akm, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

also it's obvious to everyone else already

akm, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

except journalists covering the president lol

I'm on the fence whether it's professionally irresponsible.

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

otm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

xpost

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

I thought the article was poorly structured and poorly written. That's not to say that the people quoted were wrong about trump, though.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

yeah the writing in there is all over the place

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

I'm on the fence whether it's professionally irresponsible.

― El Tomboto, Monday, April 24, 2017 3:30 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as an actual practicing psychiatrist, i'm not -- it's irresponsible

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

In the vein of the old Stupid or Evil? dialogue about W, i'm not sure enough ppl have considered that Yam may be Dumb and Evil, rather than Insane.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Dumb Evil & Old if you like

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 April 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

mad, bad, or trump

difficult listening hour, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

15% corporate tax rate - gonna go over great w the voters!

Οὖτις, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

general question: how is trump translated into other languages? the AP interview, for example. does the translation try to smooth things out into coherent sentences and thoughts? and if it doesn't, how does a never-ending series of incoherent statements get translated into another incoherent form? and then is there a little note, like "sorry, even though he's the president of the united states, nothing he said made sense in English, promise"?

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

Let me cut and paste the French translation:

TRUMP: asdlkfjasoiur2p209u50438532851851238r90wjefjrweijrp23hugeBIGLY!!!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

Do a search for "trump translators" and marvel at the dozens of articles about people who now desperately wish they'd chosen a different career.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

It blows me off of the stage that so many people hear Barack Obama speak the way I hear Donald Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 April 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

Thought this was good, if it hasn't been posted:

https://newrepublic.com/article/142220/trump-will-provoke-crisis-humiliated-week

The White House has offered to pay out the subsidies only if the bill also funds the border wall. If Trump gets what he wants, everyone will be fine; if Trump doesn’t get what he wants, he will take insurance away from millions—and the government might shut down! Defeat me, he intones darkly, and I will pants myself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 April 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

President Trump will sign an executive order Wednesday instructing the Interior Department to review national monument designations his three predecessors have made over the past 21 years, according to administration officials and GOP lawmakers, a move that could upend protections that previous presidents have put in place in Utah and elsewhere across the country.

Presidents of both parties have invoked their executive authority under the 1906 Antiquities Act to provide safeguards for federal lands and waters. But some of these moves — including Barack Obama’s designation of the 1.35 million-acre Bears Ears National Monument in December and Bill Clinton’s 1996 declaration of the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument, both in Utah, have sparked fierce criticism from Republicans.

Members of Utah’s congressional delegation started lobbying Trump shortly after his November win to take unilateral action to undo the designation for Bear Ears, which they said should have been protected instead through legislation. While the White House has not yet indicated whether it would remove protections for the new monument, a White House official said in an email Monday that Trump was seeking to ensure the Antiquities Act has not been abused at times.

“Past administrations have overused this power and designated large swaths of land well beyond the areas in need of protection,” said the official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in advance of the formal announcement. “The Antiquities Act Executive Order directs the Department of the Interior to review prior monument designations and suggest legislative changes or modifications to the monument proclamations.”

Number None, Monday, 24 April 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

the deadbeat rancher relief act of 2017

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

hillary would have been such a terrible president compared to comrade combover

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

Morbius was here just three hours ago I see no need to put the beacon back up

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

lol-se Canseco

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:35 (eight years ago)

what the fuck good are national monument designations if they can be pulled back by some vindictive whiny baby president?

nomar, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

This north korea senate meeting is fucking ominous.

Treeship, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

I'd find it more ominous if it was just the GOP members.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

It blows me off of the stage that so many people hear Barack Obama speak the way I hear Donald Trump.

Please elaborate. Never encountered those people.

The translation thing: yeah, they try to have it make sense and it's infuriating.

gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)

I mean people who hear Obama and think, "what an incompetent idiot and embarrassment to this country who has no idea what he is talking about."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

I think there are people (anecdotal, I know) who thought Obama was mealy mouthed, all talk, and made no sense. These were largely uneducated idiots.

akm, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)

Oh, I get that. Figured you meant something pertaining specifically to speech. Like, I guess if you hated Obama you could call him out for talking slowly I guess? But that's just so many miles removed from the completely basic failings of Trump. His syntax is all over the place all the time. Everyone must be able to pick up on that right? That's why the translators who try and make him sound like an adult person are sort of falsifiers.

gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

No, not everyone can pick up on that. His speech is practically glossolalic, and the faithful are going to hear whatever they most want to hear.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

I mean, I genuinely think most people are ill-equipped to wrestle with his linguistic potpourri. Even otherwise intelligent people. Because the way he uses language isn't how we're used to language working. I won't make the mistake of attributing any actual intent on his part (because he's profoundly stupid), but its a 'quality' that works heavily in his favor.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)

I used to think something along those lines but these last few weeks made me consider that the secret to his language is maybe just plain old dementia? Sure, there's all the standard conman stuff but his unique quality, that started to come through for me once I realized he's watching tv all the time, is this really basic incoherence that a lot of people are actually pretty familiar with. Anyone with an older relative knows how this language "works" and I feel like people might start picking up on it now that he is in the limelight nonstop.

gospodin simmel, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

My dad had Alzheimer's. My sister was just in town visiting from England the other week, and she mentioned to me that a lot of the things Trump says remind her of things our dad used to say before we knew what was going on, just these weird generalities that ultimately didn't convey much. That's what I hear when Trump calls his wall wonderful or praises the people as the best or describes the tax breaks as beautiful or whatever, just this total boilerplate.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)

I just assume he turns on the word salad shooter when he doesnt understand wtf hes talking about, which is about 98% of the time.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:37 (eight years ago)

Xpost thing is, trump has been using the same set of 5-10 words and phrases to describe everything for a long long time now. Since at least the early 90s. He gets stuck on certain phrases and never lets go.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:42 (eight years ago)

most people who have a view of how trump talks/thinks get it from hearing him talk or reading his tweets, not print interviews with him. a lot of people can exhibit certain sorts of unintelligbility when their speech is transcribed into print (it takes a fair amount of practice speaking in public to be able to avoid it when you're speaking extemporaneously, too, though an interview is SUPPOSED to be about as favorable an occasion for that as can be), but most people with important reasons for making sense when they appear in public usually concede a lot more to the educated syntax and rhetorical polish that are associated with formal speaking and writing, when they're speaking 'on the record'. he doesn't make any concessions, which just exacerbates the least disciplined aspects of his speaking style (for the audience least disposed to be tolerant of it).

j., Tuesday, 25 April 2017 04:48 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LHBxsDYavo

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 08:05 (eight years ago)

for me it was when he visited Penn State and shouted out, "how's Paterno doing?" - like, how do you know who Joe Paterno is but not know the answer to that question? I had kinda thought in the past that his big dumb shouty man thing was just an act that was honed over decades of conning people, but no, he's just profoundly ignorant

that said I do think j. has a bit of a point there - his speaking style comes off a lot worse in print than it does on video. when you watch him it's a bit easier to tell what he's trying to say and when he's just making some sort of ad lib or aside. in print it's just a garbled mess of words. and I think OL I correct upthread, people just don't know how to deal with that, a person in a position of great authority whose speech just makes no sense whatsoever and can be interpreted basically any way you want. he's managed to make pretty much everyone look stupid. especially himself.

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:10 (eight years ago)

Just another day!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

Every day he makes a morning tweet and checks his wig

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

Checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/25/ivanka-trump-booed-berlin-237569

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?”

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)

good fucking question

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

Lol "The German audience..." setup

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

“The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter."

Love this, shades of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

I'd like to be able to judge all of Trump's children on their own merits or lack thereof (particularly since it's not unheard of for the children of awful people to turn out decidedly unlawful), but to the extent that they hitch their wagon to their dear papa in search of wealth and power, I'm happy to watch them all sink into the slime together.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

'decidedly unawful' I meant, but clearly not unheard of for them to turn out unlawful, either.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

Tiffany seems okay.

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

I got no beef with Barron

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

He's basically Buckley Voorhees from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Moodles, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)

The constant repetition, weird references, and weird phrase endings isn't necessarily a dementia-style thing -- I've thought half of what Steve King and his ilk have said for years has the same ring. Any time a national news outlet goes to a small town diner and interviews a group of old people (almost inevitably some old man coffee klatch) one is present -- it's something the writer will elide, since there's not much of substance there, but if there's someone who felt they needed to be heard in the article but their quote is worthless, it's that dude.

If anything it's an absence of critical thought and a lifetime of "knowing a guy" for everything. The thing with smaller communities, though, is everyone knows the same guy. He's literally the only guy.

a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

He is basically his base. He doesn't understand anything in depth, but that doesn't impair his hyper confidence. Basically this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkCifM0kDd0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

Perhaps it's time for some Ron Reagan. http://iwantanapology.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/REAGAN-RON-PHOTO-FROM-JULY-1986-VANITY-FAIR.jpg

jar-jar bin laden (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

america's morons

https://www.yahoo.com/news/contrarians-didnt-vote-trump-now-090051867.html

nomar, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

good thing we're giving these highly important people exposure:

On his next podcast, on Feb. 3, he spent 12 minutes on the topic “I wish I voted for Trump.” (The video of his podcast has had 42 views as of the time of this writing, two of which were by this reporter.) “Is there any greater endorsement than to be fought against by all those that are part of the establishment?” he began.

the "hey i found five dipshits that believe this thing" school of journalism is awesome

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

Initially, I felt like keeping my hand out of that running blender was an intelligent decision that best served my interest in self-preservation. But now I'm feeling like I should've just gone for it. It would've really shaken things up and blown some minds.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

For Matt Green, a self-described libertarian in Dallas who didn’t vote at all, because he “disliked everyone” (including the Libertarian candidate), it was both the press coverage and the constant protests that changed his mind.

“The media and the left kept calling those who voted for Trump ‘racist’ and ‘misogynistic,’” he said. “I know the people who voted for him are good people. They cast their votes because they were pro-life, or pro-Second Amendment, but not because they had malice in their hearts toward immigrants. I know these people, and if I have to take sides I’m going to side with the people who I know.”

https://i.giphy.com/3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW.gif

nomar, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

lol no overlap between misogyny or pro-life, no ma'am

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

and pro-life

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

I haven't been able to put any hard numbers on it, but I'm starting to think some of the midwestern state republican governors are being disingenuous and actually playing against the vocal parts of their base

A number of industries that are getting subsidized, especially in the agriculture/food production industries, have the following aspects:
- Lots of immediate needs for construction labor
- Very few long-term permanent positions, often in the 20 - 30 employees number
- Any non-permanent positions is generally low salary or hourly
- The areas where these industries are setting up shop are hemorrhaging population, with the exception of people coming to the area for the new business
- These jobs are generally being taken by an immigrant labor force

So while pandering to people complaining about immigration, communities taken over by "those people" and other dog whistles, the same politicians are fighting depopulation by subsidizing businesses bringing in low wage jobs, which brings in immigrants who are willing to work at those wage levels. Meanwhile, social services and school programs catering to students with english as a second language are gutted. Are they trying to create a perpetual immigrant underclass? They don't seem to give a shit about sustained growth of permanent job positions.

a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

Are they trying to create a perpetual immigrant underclass?

I would argue "yes"

sleeve, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

Have to say, if Chaffetz's endgame here has come from a realization that he'd be better off as a House member who:

* can't be threatened with being primaried
* wants to build up/claw back some shred of perceived balance by starting to look at Trump and company in more detail, the better to help him with whatever his next political step is

Then today is starting to play out nicely for him.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

but we want to send them all back to wherever! (no, we don't) xp

a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

xpost What's new? The Flynn stuff?

Anyway, someone explain this to me. Even to a dummy like me and thousands of others, the Flynn stuff seemed pretty blatant. There are no lawyers involved (afaict). At the least, this is not a trial, where one presents evidence pro and con. This is simply a House investigation. So why does it take months to determine that, yeah, the guy who was taking money from a foreign power without disclosing he was taking money from a foreign power likely broke the law for taking money from a foreign power without disclosing it? This seems like the sort of investigation that would take a day.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

We're trying to broaden the immigrant underclass so that, once they've all been deported, we can seamlessly transition lower-class whites into shitty jobs they would never deign to accept now.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

With the White House refusing to turn over documents that Chaffetz's committee has asked for, followed up by both Chaffetz and Cummings going on TV together and saying "Yeah he took cash," it's a GREAT way for Chaffetz to look principled. (Note I say 'look'.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)

oh wow!

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UySWncu.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

The sparkles in his eyes.

BTW if you want to enjoy some laughs, this is all worth a read:

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865678299/The-calculus-behind-Jason-Chaffetzs-sudden-decision-to-walk-away.html

My favorite bit:

A month or so before Chaffetz announced he wouldn’t seek re-election, he was in Washington on his way to dinner with two reporters. He checked his phone, where he keeps apps for his favorite restaurants: McDonald’s, Dominos and Five Guys. Tonight, he wanted Five Guys. The apps sped things up, he explained, at least in theory. He could order his favorite burger while his press secretary, MJ Henshaw, drove. The apps also saved money. He was always finding deals on the McDonald’s app.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

So this McDonald's ... they were giving him special treatment with insider tips? This guy should be investigated.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

That story reminds me of the stories that Big Pun used to just cruise up and down the block stopping at fast food joints throughout the days.

I'll trade Chaffetz for Pun

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

"We got him...the real 'Hamburgler'...right there...there he is...the media won't report this, but it's true"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

A classic:

http://www.theonion.com/article/hamburglar-urges-senate-subcommittee-to-robble-rob-4010

WASHINGTON, DC—Denouncing a prison system he described as "robble," hamburger advocate and convicted felon Hamburglar addressed the Senate Subcommittee on Penal Reform Monday, demanding more humane conditions for the nation's inmates. "Robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble," an emotional Hamburglar told the 12-member committee. "Robble robble robble robble robble. Robble robble robble robble robble robble: Robble robble." Reaction to the speech was mixed. "Certainly there is room for improvement in our penal system," U.S. Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) said. "But I would hardly call the current situation 'robble.'"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

He could order his favorite burger while his press secretary, MJ Henshaw, drove. The apps also saved money. He was always finding deals on the McDonald’s app.

I like the rhythm of these sentences – Hagerty-esque.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

Meantime, if you need further proof of the pro wrestling nature of it all:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/23/trump-loves-media-reporters-white-house-215043

On the campaign trail, Trump called the press “dishonest” and “scum.” He defended Russian strongman Vladimir Putin against charges of murdering journalists and vowed to somehow “open up our libel laws” to weaken the First Amendment. Since taking office, he has dismissed unfavorable coverage as “fake news” and described the mainstream media as “the enemy of the American people.” And there's been a string of symbolic, almost gratuitous little slaps: He not only rejected the traditional invitation to the White House Correspondents Association dinner, but announced the Saturday beforehand that he'd be holding a rally the same night, meaning some reporters will have to skip their own professional event to cover his. Not since Richard Nixon has an American president been so hostile to the press—and Nixon largely limited his rants against the media to private venting with his aides.

But behind that theatrical assault, the Trump White House has turned into a kind of playground for the press. We interviewed more than three dozen members of the White House press corps, along with White House staff and outside allies, about the first whirlwind weeks of Trump’s presidency. Rather than a historically toxic relationship, they described a historic gap between the public perception and the private reality.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

historic gap between the public perception and the private reality.

Beltway press in a nutshell.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

If I had a nickel for every interview he voluntarily sat down for before excoriating the interviewer about his/her outlet's unfairness...

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

meaning some reporters will have to skip their own professional event to cover his.

Too bad they won't have the guts to just not send anyone to his event.

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)

why the need to cover a stupid ass rally in the first place

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

What if he makes news!?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

I've got good money on the likelihood of him publicly shitting his pants before he's out of office. Even odds on whether it's involuntary.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Anyway, someone explain this to me. Even to a dummy like me and thousands of others, the Flynn stuff seemed pretty blatant. There are no lawyers involved (afaict). At the least, this is not a trial, where one presents evidence pro and con. This is simply a House investigation. So why does it take months to determine that, yeah, the guy who was taking money from a foreign power without disclosing he was taking money from a foreign power likely broke the law for taking money from a foreign power without disclosing it? This seems like the sort of investigation that would take a day.

well you have to consider that both Congress and the White House are actively trying to bury everything.

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

president doodoo baby

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

who is this mope doing the press briefing

marcos, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

where is spicer

marcos, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

ok lol nevermind

marcos, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

lil old wilbur

marcos, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

man, Spicer's aged a lot over the last 3 months

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

I'm sure his boss, the toupeed ham, positively drains the vitality and desire to live from everyone around him. Like a hampire, if you will.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

lol xp

marcos, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

Make Hamerica Great Again

jar-jar bin laden (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-finds-ham-that-looks-like-donald-trump_us_56d86351e4b03a40567799ea

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

US Judge Blocks President Trump's Order on Sanctuary Cities

keep on winning Trump

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

the nerve of these federal judges in these far out western territories

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

naw, his supporters are so tired of all that winning that they're begging him to stop winning so much, just as Trump predicted during the campaign.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

oh shit that's true

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

7D hopscotch

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Bipartisanship without bombs: Yam, Schumer take on Canadian cheesemakers!

http://www.foxbusiness.com/features/2017/04/25/trump-schumer-take-on-canada-s-dairy-industry.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

However his claims have been lambasted as making “no sense at all”, with many highlighting the minimal amount of Canadian dairy exported to the US - estimated at $112.6 million (£87m) in 2016 compared to the $631.6 million (£493m) of US dairy exports to Canada.

“It’s going to mean that farmers are going to start selling milk in our country," Mr Trump told a group of Conservative reporters, according to Breitbart News.

One user wrote on Twitter: "Trump was talking about Canadian dairy exports. They barely exist. We have a hermetically sealed industry. On dairy, we are North Korea."

sonned in a milk beef

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

It's still dumb but $113mn isn't exactly a nonexistent amount. I mean, per capita that means they're exporting more than we are.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

probably not running for anything:

http://thehill.com/homenews/news/330337-obama-to-net-400k-for-wall-street-speech-report

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

dude was the president I dont begrudge him for taking that money.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGqG2Jvw0F4

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

some serious Tubmans

jar-jar bin laden (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)


sonned in a milk beef

Definitely not kosher

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-T1ng8WsAEq_zV.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:15 (eight years ago)

there a way we can implement a national "EAT A DICK" image macro/meme in response?

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:18 (eight years ago)

The Judge Ruled Against It Because They Understand Laws Better Than You.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:19 (eight years ago)

also, check this shit out. This is Bernie from fuckin' 29 years ago on C-SPAN, exhibiting a shocking amount of consistency in delivery and look for an American elected politico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBMIA46oV6U

sauce: https://twitter.com/JustDKG/status/857059464469413888

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:21 (eight years ago)

"dangerous nullification of federal law"

eat a fucking dick

xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:21 (eight years ago)

definitely a Stephen Miller joint

Number None, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:23 (eight years ago)

yup

marcos, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:42 (eight years ago)

every sanctuary city in america notifies ICE when an undocumented immigrant or permanent resident commits an 'aggravated felony' (and, in most cases, a crime of moral turpitude). the thing i can't figure out is that obama's admin fully understood federal immigration law. specifically they understood the crimes which make you 'inadmissible' (for people here without status) and 'removable' (for people here with status). they vigorously deported those people. why does trump bother prattling on about dangerous immigrants? they've never not been targets. i mean i get it: it's to stir hatred. but it's so, so gross and has nothing to actually do with sanctuary city policies. there's no city in the us with a blanket protection for scofflaw immigrants. some of them just don't give a fuck about suspended driver's licenses.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:59 (eight years ago)

like if i were the trump administration, i'd sit down with a bunch of mayors and have them agree to cooperate with ICE when an undocumented person was arrested for a violent crime. this happens already. then i'd hold a press conference and tell everyone they were safe.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 07:02 (eight years ago)

The Trump administration has zero interest in making people feel like they're safe.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

Wondering how he's going to word the transition to incumbency being a lifetime term.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)

"See you in the Supreme Court!" bwahahahaha dumb ass

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:38 (eight years ago)

is this douchebag going to cut my taxes today? it's the least he could do for filling me with anxiety 24/7

akm, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

Somehow says it all:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article146279054.html

Asked in the interview how Trump could demonstrate decisively that he is “draining the swamp” — a favorite Trump campaign slogan referring to cleaning up Washington — Labrador was vague, referencing the Constitution.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:41 (eight years ago)

The fucking motorcade just passed in front of me. Grrrr.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

Lol n/m it was Obama. Yay!

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:23 (eight years ago)

Was he on his way to stage a coup or nah

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

I dunno I didn't see Claire Danes or Mandy Patinkin running around so I assume not

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)

PROBABLY BEEN MOVED OUT FROM EVERY PLACE

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

interview with jeff merkley on NPR about North Korea lasting the entirety of my drive to work this morning filled me with just the right amount of anxiety for the day. essentially he posited that the only thing that's changed is we have a new president

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

well, yeah

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

and a badass VP who's not afraid to take tough photo ops at the DMZ

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

Today, the rule of law suffered another blow, as an unelected judge unilaterally rewrote immigration policy for our Nation.

there's something really demoralizing about an unnecessary comma in the first sentence of a memo from the Office of the Press Secretary.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

There's something really demoralizing about the Trump administration pretending that anything poses a bigger threat to the rule of law than the Trump administration.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

"Today, the general public's reasonable expectation that they not be senselessly murdered suffered another blow," said the Zodiac Killer as he tied the hands of a terrified couple.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

also, check this shit out. This is Bernie from fuckin' 29 years ago on C-SPAN, exhibiting a shocking amount of consistency in delivery and look for an American elected politico.

man out of time

j., Wednesday, 26 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

i wonder if my (NY-bred) friend who couldn't support him bcz of his Brooklyn accent wd've liked him then

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

Robert Costa‏ @costareports
The Trump WH is working on an EO to withdraw from NAFTA, per an official. First reported by @politico.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

If he can't have a real war, a trade war will have to do.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

good luck w that

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

Honestly this seems more like setting Bannon up for a fall.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/26/white-house-nafta-withdraw-trump-237632

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

popcorn.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

Honestly this seems more like setting Bannon up for a fall.

Trump is not this smart

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

whether trump is smart or not, it's pretty obvious he never had to develop what intelligence he might have -- he's a beneficiary of the only real affirmative action in the US, a huge trust fund

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:06 (eight years ago)

movin' it

http://thehill.com/regulation/labor/330541-sanders-dems-introduce-15-minimum-wage-bill

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

Freedom Caucus endorses new ACA repeal bill. Pressures gonna be on the House GOP "moderates" now, I'm starting to get a little nervous this may actually have a chance at passage.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

they ain't budging

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

they seem to all be keeping their mouths shut for now, presaging what I'm not sure

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:49 (eight years ago)

watching their colleagues shovel dirt on their own graves

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

If the Freedom Caucus votes in bulk, they can afford a lot of moderate "No" votes

passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

meanwhile there's the Senate.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

yeah it's just a long game to FreedomCaucusize the midterm primaries

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:03 (eight years ago)

http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/330592-house-gop-health-bill-changes-exempt-members-of-congress

The GOP amendment exempts members of Congress and their staffs to ensure that they will still be protected by those ObamaCare provisions

amazing that nobody thought of the optics of this, bravo GOP

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

is this tax proposal going to raise my taxes? I have a feeling it's going to.

akm, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

I'd forgotten how much Mnuchin looks (and speaks) like a ventriloquist's dummy.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

xxp Makes me think that they don't care about these particular optics. Just another way the GOP has been more brazenly and visibly corrupt and self-serving since Trump's election.

passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

I keep watching movies from last year that were co-produced by Mnuchin... Sully, Rules Don't Apply (right to left)....

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

xxp Makes me think that they don't care about these particular optics. Just another way the GOP has been more brazenly and visibly corrupt and self-serving since Trump's election.

― passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 26, 2017 6:15 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theyre scrambling to 'fix' it. they are this incompetent.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

that provision was just a blinkered way for them to get around the reconciliation rules - it handed the Dems a talking point cuz it makes them look like they're elitists protecting themselves while screwing their constituents

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)

“We are going to eliminate, on the personal side, all tax deductions other than mortgage interest and charitable deductions,” Mnuchin said.

lol ok

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

let's do the opposite of that tbh

softie (silby), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

one page tax plan

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

so whats the next arbitrary deadline to measure 'accomplishments' so I can be prepared to freak the fuck out. this is like a rapid fire machine gun stream of stupidity.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

probably the one year mark

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

If I understand this correctly:

https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/857302929698639874

NEWS - White House will continue cost-sharing reduction payments under Obamacare, they've told lawmakers on Hill

This likely means no gov't shutdown.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

(Also why in the world are my URLs no longer embedding properly.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

twitter urls aren't linking at all on ilx

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

http://www.twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/857294619415105540

@adamjohnsonNYC

of all the terrible shit Trump has done this is the most overtly fascist

ICE‏ @ICEgov

Today, @DHSgov announced the launch of the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office (link: https://www.ice.gov/VOICE) ice.gov/VOICE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-WX8coWsAEfo5d.jpg

NO ICE

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

HTTPS doesn't embed

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-WX8coWsAEfo5d.jpg

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:08 (eight years ago)

fuck these fucking motherfuckers

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

hm i took out the s recently and it still didn't link but also jesus christ fuck these fucking motherfuckers

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

MOTHER FUCKERS

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

this is the kind of tax plan a middle schooler puts together and has zero chance of ever passing anything

akm, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

this isn't new is it? i remember hearing about this a while back (re: voice)

marcos, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

still, fuck these motherfuckers

marcos, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

yes, he announced it in The Greatest Speech Ever At a Joint Session. xp

the undecided 'moderates' on Zombie Trumpcare:

https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/857285744234246144

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

http://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/857285744234246144

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

yeah it was in the last thread title

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

morbs they don't imbed

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

i can see clearly now.

@DougHenwood
14%! Politico: “VP Mike Pence has 49% favorability, 37% find him unfavorable and 14% haven't heard of him.”

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

White House will continue cost-sharing reduction payments under Obamacare, they've told lawmakers on Hill

lol Mulvaney threatened Pelosi *last night* that they would stop payments for next month

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

is Mike Pence the most popular member of the Republican party right now?

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)

ivanka and jared have big fans

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

prob not Jared's NYC tenants who have big rats running through their homes though

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/jared-kushner-top-white-house-advisor-and-nyc-rat-lord-9875824

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

how big is Jared's rat

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

tremendous, okay? huge

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

Had a scary thought that he will continue to demand these unachievable goals for the whole four years and then when he runs again he will run the exact same campaign. Lock her up! Build the wall! Lower taxes! Stop immigrants! Only this time, we won't let the Democrats stop us, will we, folks?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

but a significant number of his '16 voters will die in the meanwhile

gotta get crackin' on that voter suppression

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

TRUMP 2020: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??????????????????????????????????

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

But how about that North Korea briefing?

http://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/857337656182808582

Dem senator says Trump briefly showed at NoKo briefing, did his "ridiculous adjective" bit.

"about 80 sets of invisible eyes rolling"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

But even funnier:

https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/857337210680508416

When I asked Chairman Corker if the North Korea briefing trip to the White House was worthwhile, he told me "I'm not sure"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

Related:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/857338341662052353

CORKER on North Korea briefing at WH: "It was an OK briefing"

Q: What do you mean, you didn't really learn much?

CORKER: "I--it was OK..."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

Body cams for congressfolk

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

Though here's a separate tidbit:

https://twitter.com/tomlobianco/status/857341624392851458

Big news out of today in House Russia probe? House Intel members got access to intel documents only after Nunes stepped aside

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

fist bumps at hedge funds over trump's tax plan ~

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tax-hedgefunds-idUSKBN17S2TE

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

At this point, I want the Russia stuff to come out not b/c I expect evidence of high crime, but more the dark lolz wrung from the total Coen Bros pathetic idiocy this shit has to involve. I figure there is no way in hell thus doesn't go way deep into _Burn After Reading_ territory.

We'll get some minor entertainment out of clowning these chucklefucks, a lot of people will look dumb on camera, and no one will go to jail.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

we're gonna get nothing until/unless Dems take the House in 2018. Comey's gonna drag his heels for as long as possible and then ultimately produce nothing.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

they investigated the deaths of four government officials in libya ad nauseum, and then hillary's email server on top of that. in the meantime bankrupt trump was laundering russian mob money. fuck the GOP. they should all be in jail

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

We'll get some minor entertainment out of clowning these chucklefucks, a lot of people will look dumb on camera, and no one will go to jail.

― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my theory on the end game of all the emoluments shit going on is congress will pass some laws in 2020ish forbidding it, trump and his crew of hellspawn will get away with everything, congress will congratulate themselves on doing somehting.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)

i think that's optimistic

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

yeah at BEST we get an "all presidents must reveal their tax returns" law and maybe some weak, avoidable divestment requirements, none of which take effect until 2028 or so.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

keep talking down the 'realism' of watergate 2.0 please. jared/ivanka/donald/eric/donald/etc. need to get out from under their non-US loans

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

Im not saying it ain't possible; I'm saying it ain't _likely_. I don't think we're gunna get any grande finale to it all. Christ, even with Watergate 1.0, Nixon quit early, kept his pension and secret service protection, and never spent a day in jail

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

nixon wasn't at 40% leading up to his first 100 days

we all get it american liberals are punk as fuck but spoiled weaklings. growing up advantaged is painful / entitles you to much yes but fuck you RESIST. the ice caps are MELTING. the species is THREATENED

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

I don't think anyone here is twiddling their thumbs on those fronts

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

i know you're not and fuck me i'm no one to judge. it's distressing though to see how much more energy is invested in talking down bad movies/albums/TV shows when the east coast of the united states didn't have a winter this year

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

sorry

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

At this point I'm not holding out any hope for the Russia investigation. I think it's painfully obvious that there's something there, and I do think theres decent chance it really is a Burn After Reading too-stupid-to-prosecute scheme. But the GOP seems so good at dragging their heels and obfusicating everything, it almost seems like a given that they're going to get away with everything, just as sure as Trump is getting away with the blatant, open corruption that he is now. We have 7 people on the house Russia investigation, compared to what, 40-something for Benghazi? Pathetic.

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

the majority of americans (us included, sorry ILXOR.COM) are nerds flinching at the next TRUMP cool kid insult. please don't hurt my feelings!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)

...?

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 27 April 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

I believe in justice as a concept and as an ideal but not so much as a thing that's reified very often. Trump and his cronies will live to ripe old ages, never having done any jail time, probably while pinching a douche into a toilet of the finest gold.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 01:36 (eight years ago)

'pinching a deuce' I mean, although the former isn't inconceivable.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

harrisburg sucks

Treeship, Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)

Can we send mordy to report from the scene

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:45 (eight years ago)

so, NAFTA can stay now?

frogbs, Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)

I notice that no one will able to attend unless they have a cell phone. It's required from some unknown reason.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:51 (eight years ago)

approval ratings headed back into the toilet again. expect another series of missiles in a day or two after the blowback from the non-tax reform occurs.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 03:56 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, what a convenient bit of timing for one J. Chaffetz

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTXlsQtgAXr/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

Trump’s newly unveiled anti-immigrant hotline bombarded with reports of space aliens

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)

HAUNTED APPLEBEES @dubsteppenwolf

The # for Trump's hotline to report "criminal aliens" is 855-48-VOICE

Please do not call this number to describe plots of X-Files episodes.

frogbs, Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)

OMG, know what I'm going to be doing today and every day until that fucking thing is shut down.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

in related news, trump will shortly ask congress to approve plans for a 'space wall' in earth orbit

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/nogxn.jpg

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:32 (eight years ago)

i wonder if trump has ever asked to peek at classified ufo stuff now he's potus? i suspect he's probably too profoundly incurious to care, right?

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:35 (eight years ago)

talkin bout breaking up the 9th circuit

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/an-angry-and-confused-trump-wants-to-bust-up-the-9th-circuit.html

comforting conclusion:

In any event, splitting up the Ninth Circuit ain’t happening so long as Democrats have the 41 senators needed to filibuster such a plan in the Senate. But the president is free to rave on if he wishes.

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 27 April 2017 12:42 (eight years ago)

OMG, know what I'm going to be doing today and every day until that fucking thing is shut down.

my wife was on hold 40 mins this morning until she got a message they were closed then was promptly disconnected

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

Nice

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 April 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

https://imgur.com/a/HF32M

at about the 30 min mark lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/H9HJ44T.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

they are going to spin this shit though. "we got so many bigly calls that we couldn't even take them all, what a great success this has been.look we got 8 million calls" with no mention that all the calls were jokes

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

i wonder if trump has ever asked to peek at classified ufo stuff now he's potus?

Duh. This Voice thing is just a fishing expedition to learn who else knows about the aliens.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

sounds like more of an Alec Baldwin-as-Trump thing, not a real Donald Trump thing

I imagine real Trump cares not about space aliens, unless they have an opinion on Donald Trump

frogbs, Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)

I head space aliens gave him a 2 million zoinktron loan back in 1988.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

just swallowed some panic-vomit at the thought of trump-branded space cruisers heading out to the farthest reaches of the galaxy

then i realised that president trump is basically indistinguishable from how president zapp brannigan would be

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)

oh i see others have already run that comparison into the ground (including billy west), mods pls strike my embarrassing satirical blindspot from the record

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

'describe in single words only the good things that come to your mind about your mother, masturbating'

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Umc9ezAyJv0/maxresdefault.jpg

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

welp that was the wrong thread

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

OR WAS IT

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

does the WH site still publish the POTUS daily schedule? haven't checked

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:04 (eight years ago)

it'd just be eight hours of watching cable news and tweeting, i dunno why they'd bother

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:08 (eight years ago)

was thinking space aliens could greet the motorcade in NYC

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

Plenty of joys in this one, lemme tell ya:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/27/the-education-of-donald-trump-237669

It was classic Trump: Confident, hyperbolic and insistent on asserting control.

But interviews with nearly two dozen aides, allies, and others close to the president paint a different picture – one of a White House on a collision course between Trump’s fixed habits and his growing realization that this job is harder than he imagined when he won the election on Nov. 8.

So far, Trump has led a White House gripped by paranoia and insecurity, paralyzed by internal jockeying for power. Mistrust between aides runs so deep that many now employ their own personal P.R. advisers — in part to ensure their own narratives get out. Trump himself has been deeply engaged with media figures, even huddling in the Oval Office with Matt Drudge.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” one White House official said of these early months. “But this shit is hard.”

One key development: White House aides have figured out that it’s best not to present Trump with too many competing options when it comes to matters of policy or strategy. Instead, the way to win Trump over, they say, is to present him a single preferred course of action and then walk him through what the outcome could be – and especially how it will play in the press.

“You don’t walk in with a traditional presentation, like a binder or a PowerPoint. He doesn’t care. He doesn’t consume information that way,” said one senior administration official. “You go in and tell him the pros and cons, and what the media coverage is going to be like.”

Etc. etc.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

at first i pooh poohed but this shit is hard

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

bristolstoolchart.jpg

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

Instead, the way to win Trump over, they say, is to present him a single preferred course of action and then walk him through what the outcome could be – and especially how it will play in the press.

aide: 'president brainstem, yes or no on this proposal to set fire to all public schools'
president brainstem: *random synapse fires*
aide: 'okay, gonna take that as a yes, we'll start issuing barrels of lighter fluid to the national guard right away'

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

how is this any different from Dubya

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)

I think Dubya actually believed in God.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

I like to mix it up wrt the method of death I wish upon the members of this administration. Today I'm fantasizing about spontaneous melting. It's quite a delicious fantasy.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

Trump himself has been deeply engaged with media figures, even huddling in the Oval Office with Matt Drudge.

every generation gets the monica lewinsky it deserves

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

lol

imago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

“I think he’s much more aware how complicated the world is,” said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who serves as an informal administration adviser. “This will all be more uphill than he thought it would be because I think he had the old-fashioned American idea that you run for office, you win, then people behave as though you won.”

Die in a fire of your own making

Impartial Father (stevie), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

just an old-fashioned guy, likes his racism and misogyny, pepperidge farm remembers

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

yeah, too bad we're in the room with him

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

the most mediocre white guy in the room

maura, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:12 (eight years ago)

lol'ing so hard @ president brainstem. want to windex his jar

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

“I think he’s much more aware how complicated the world is,”

this is almost word for word what a friend said about their 1 year old last night.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

"I think he had the old-fashioned American idea that you run for office, you win, then people behave as though you won.”

I wonder whether any other recent American presidents might identify with this frustration?

Impartial Father (stevie), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

xpost It was heartening to learn that Little Donnie finally grasped object permanence this week but it's a little sad to realize that we'll no longer see that expression of baffled joy spread across his doughy mug when Bannon plays peek-a-boo with him.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

lol'ing so hard @ president brainstem. want to windex his jar

president brainstem: *random synapse fires*

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

@realDonaldTrump
As families prepare for summer vacations in our National Parks - Democrats threaten to close them and shut down the government. Terrible!

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/330857-trump-accuses-dems-of-seeking-shutdown-in-high-speed-tweetstorm

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)

My man

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

Trump very concerned about the national parks. And other people's families.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/center-for-politics-poll-takes-temperature-of-trump-voters-at-100-day-mark/

— Only 5% of respondents said that Trump was the most responsible for the failed initial attempt to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act. Roughly half (48%) blamed Democrats, while the remainder blamed House Speaker Paul Ryan (12%), moderate Republicans (15%), or the conservative House Freedom Caucus (21%).

j., Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

cognitive dissonance is a bitch

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

Feel like there's a lot of overlap between 'Trump voters' and 'people who have to be restrained by others from consuming foreign objects they've confused with actual food'.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)

— Only 5% of respondents said that Trump was the most responsible for the failed initial attempt to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act. Roughly half (48%) blamed Democrats, while the remainder blamed House Speaker Paul Ryan (12%), moderate Republicans (15%), or the conservative House Freedom Caucus (21%).

― j., Thursday, April 27, 2017 11:49 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man what a failure on the part of the democrats not to pass a bill they were against

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Amazingly, this New York Times article quotes two people who voted against Trump (out of nine people quoted). I can only assume they got in by mistake, and will be edited out later.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

https://www.salon.com/2017/04/26/trumps-newly-unveiled-anti-immigrant-hotline-bombarded-with-reports-of-space-aliens/

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

"bombarded" apparently = "people said they were gonna do this on twitter"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

“We’ve been on the back burner, defensively, since Obama took office,” he said. “The first thing I said to my wife when I heard about Syria was, ‘Syria isn’t really the target. He’s put the world on notice — we’re back.’”

I don't understand these people. What difference does it make to you whether We're Back or not? How does this affect your paycheck? It's as if his weight, thinning hair, and ability to buy Marlboros depended on Trump's bombing Syria.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

Maybe it does.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

At white nationalist events these days, he said, he is often among the oldest in the room, a stark difference from pre-Trump years, in which the people who shared his views were often twice his age. Mr. Heimbach runs a group called the Traditionalist Worker Party, which advocates replacing the United States with nation-states based on races, ethnicities and religions. He said that vision seems closer than ever.

“Getting Trump elected was a great first step,” he said. “Now it’s time to deploy to Stage 2.”

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

it's like sports to these people, that's all.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Stage 2...look at these dorks.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

xxpost Step 2: Burn and salt the earth?

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

american nationalism is the creepiest fucking thing, it reminds me really of germany chomping at the bit pre-WWI to re-assert their strength. i swear sometimes i think the rest of the world is probably better off that we're separated from them by a couple of massive oceans.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

once Florida and the Caribbean go we'll have three!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

fingers crossed!!

it really is a stupid, stupid element of America. the way nationalism creeps into everything. we're so unchill and idiotic with that shit.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

"bombarded" apparently = "people said they were gonna do this on twitter"

I told Twitter that Isabella Rossellini is being bombarded with my lovin'.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

what's the difference between a stupid people and a stupid culture? Is there any practical difference as the outcome may be the same?

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

american nationalism is the creepiest fucking thing, it reminds me really of germany chomping at the bit pre-WWI to re-assert their strength. i swear sometimes i think the rest of the world is probably better off that we're separated from them by a couple of massive oceans.

― nomar, Thursday, April 27, 2017 5:48 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its the oceans that allow our congressmens and government to pop off like fucking morons and make terrible decisions. there's no punishment for it. we'll be safe no matter what.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln%27s_Lyceum_address

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

xpost Yeah, America's like an internet comments section. It's a country full of telephone tough guys who never have to face the audience they're trashing.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)

speaking of telephone tough guys:

The # for Trump's hotline to report "criminal aliens" is 855-48-VOICE

Please do not call this number to describe plots of X-Files episodes.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

It seems to have worked:

http://fusion.net/we-asked-ice-about-the-prank-calls-to-their-anti-immigr-1794701252

This is the email I got from an ICE official when I asked the agency for comment on the prank calls (emphasis mine):

"The VOICE line remains in operation. As yesterday was its first day I can’t give you any sense of whether this group had any impact at all on wait times or call volume because there’s no prior data to compare.

"I hope you won’t dignify this group with the attention they are seeking. But if you choose to do so...this group’s cheap publicity stunt is beyond the pale of legitimate public discourse. Their actions seek to obstruct and do harm to crime victims; that’s objectively despicable regardless of one’s views on immigration policy.

"The VOICE Office provides information to citizens and non-citizens alike regardless of status, race, etc., whose loved ones have been killed or injured by removable aliens. VOICE provides access to the same information you and other reporters are already able to obtain. Yet this group claims it’s somehow racist to give the same to victims of all races and nationalities? That is absurd.

"Further, openly obstructing and mocking victims crosses the line of legitimate public discourse. VOICE is a line for victims to obtain information. This group’s stunt is designed to harm victims. That is shameful."

I feel for them. Or do I.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

yeah, how is it racist to protect ALL races against crimes committed by brown people?

frogbs, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

I don't care if you're black, white, purple...but grays are another story.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Why do these extraterrestrials keep probing my anus?

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Clearly you need a wall around your anus

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

Trump blamed Obama for Flynn now. heelarious.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

Can cows call the hotline too?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

-New Radicals

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

i feel like every time Trump starts to loose his cool in a press conference, someone in the press should start playing "have You Ever Been Mellow?"

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)

citizens and non-citizens alike regardless of status, race, etc., whose loved ones have been killed or injured by removable aliens

facehugger.jpg

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

https://media2.giphy.com/media/7qJ0ALI4ooPa8/giphy-facebook_s.jpg?t=1

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

lol perfect

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

its the oceans that allow our congressmens and government to pop off like fucking morons and make terrible decisions. there's no punishment for it. we'll be safe no matter what.

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, April 27, 2017 7:36 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think what i said was true...from a certain point of view. i mean i think there's a certain aggression from the U.S. that is a bit tempered by the fact that we're a few thousand miles away from our "enemies." anyway but you're also correct, the way we're casually aggressive now has pretty much everything to do with distance and the fact that the blowback is not immediate and rarely affects the administration in power at the time, but rather simmers until something happens a decade later.

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

Hudson's disqus history is probably full of shit like that

nomar, Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

american nationalism is the creepiest fucking thing, it reminds me really of germany chomping at the bit pre-WWI to re-assert their strength.

two hundred german-american legends

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

From 2004 to 2005, the Bush administration and Congress tried a one-time tax repatriation holiday, cutting the rate to 5.25 percent.

A Senate study in 2011 found that corporations brought $312 billion they had stashed overseas back to the United States, avoiding $3.3 billion in taxes as a result of the repatriation rate. But the top 15 companies that took advantage of the holiday actually reduced their total U.S. employment by 20,931 jobs.

Meanwhile, the report surveyed studies of all 840 corporations that took advantage of repatriation and concluded that there was “no evidence that repatriated funds increased overall U.S. employment.”

So what did the companies use the money for? The report found that two things increased dramatically after repatriation: executive compensation and stock buybacks....

Bush himself realized that the country had been swindled — at least according to a 2015 interview with former president Bill Clinton. Clinton told Inc. Magazine about a conversation he had with Bush. According to Clinton, Bush said “I hope you can figure it out. I’d never fool with it again. They gave me all these promises about, we’d sign a one-time, 5 3/4 percent repatriation tax, they’d put the rest of it into jobs and pay raises.”

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/27/bush-already-tried-trumps-proposed-corporate-tax-holiday-and-it-was-a-total-failure/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

'tax holiday' is basically forgiving tax evasion in return for pennies on the dollar. its fucking bullshit.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

man I'm just stunned that companies didn't use their tax savings to bring jobs back onshore.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

like it's almost as if that's not one of their chief aims!

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

Are there really people that believe these corporations will invest whatever extra tax saving they will get into hiring or paying their people more? they will pat themselves on the back for doing nothing and collect fatter bonuses

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

stupid question because of course there are

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

These are the same people that think corporations actually pay 35%

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

this is obviously not happening any time soon but if stock price valuations took the well being of employees into consideration maybe corporate boards will start giving a fuck? there's no incentive for them to do anything but 'return value to shareholders'.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e0e1acd4d70852192c7955c587aa156f/tumblr_oe55b5gBA21qa4l1ko10_500.gif

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

Are there really people that believe these corporations will invest whatever extra tax saving they will get into hiring or paying their people more? they will pat themselves on the back for doing nothing and collect fatter bonuses

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, April 27, 2017 5:22 PM (

uh yeah they watch out for the public good

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

can't wait to work 6 jobs in my 60s

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

Whomp whomp

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/330966-new-obamacare-repeal-bill-on-life-support

The tide is quickly turning against the new ObamaCare repeal legislation.

At least 21 Republicans have said they would vote no on the revised GOP healthcare bill negotiated by centrist Rep. Tom MacArthur (R-N.J.) and conservative Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.).

Those "no" votes include Reps. Patrick Meehan (Pa.), Ryan Costello (Pa.), Barbara Comstock (R-Va.), Jaime Herrera Beutler (Wash.) and John Katko (N.Y.), all centrists who had reservations about the previous ObamaCare repeal bill that was pulled from a floor vote last month because of a lack of GOP support.

On top of that, a trio of usually reliable Republicans — Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Ed Royce (Calif.), Adam Kinzinger (Ill.) and Mario Diaz-Balart (Fla.) — told the Hill that they were undecided on the new bill after saying they were yes votes on the earlier legislation.

“I’m absolutely undecided,” Diaz-Balart, a member of the GOP whip team, told The Hill. “I was a yes before, but there are a lot of red flags” with the revised bill.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

another day for you and me in paradise!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Considering Diaz-Balart's district, I'm not surprised.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Oh yeah, if you had told me thirty years ago that Trump would be the guy to decide whether to release the remaining JFK assassination papers I'd've looked at you askance and yet here we are:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/04/27/will-trump-release-the-missing-jfk-files-215079

Under the deadline set by a 1992 law, Trump has six months left to decide whether he will block the release of an estimated 3,600 files related to the assassination that are still under seal at the Archives. From what is known of the JFK documents, most come from the CIA and FBI, and a number may help resolve lingering questions about whether those agencies missed evidence of a conspiracy in Kennedy’s death. As with every earlier release of JFK assassination documents in the 53 years since shots rang out in Dealey Plaza in Dallas, it is virtually certain that some of the files will be seized on to support popular conspiracy theories about Kennedy’s murder; other documents are likely to undermine them....

For the first time, the Trump White House is acknowledging that it is focused on the issue, even if it offers no hint about what the President will do. A White House official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told Politico last week that the Trump administration “is familiar with the requirements” of the 1992 law and that White House is working with the National Archives “to enable a smooth process in anticipation of the October deadline.”

Under the 1992 JFK Assassination Records Collection Act, the library of documents about Kennedy’s death must be made public in full by the deadline of this October 26, the law’s 25th anniversary, unless Trump decides otherwise. It is his decision alone.

As the otherwise insufferable Jay Nordlinger put it elsewhere, "Cruz is so screwed."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

And separately...well, he'd know.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/330972-rand-paul-will-teach-dc-college-students-about-dystopias

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:09 (eight years ago)

"Whereupon Paul unfolded a map of the District of Columbia and a sketch of the Senate cloakroom.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

I don't understand these people. What difference does it make to you whether We're Back or not? How does this affect your paycheck? It's as if his weight, thinning hair, and ability to buy Marlboros depended on Trump's bombing Syria.

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you have nothing to be proud of in your personal life/history, you may glom onto the perceived stature of the country you were skillful enough to have been born and raised in. It's not much, but it's all you've got.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

Fun times!

http://time.com/4758355/trump-100-days-republican-congress-relationship/?xid=homepage

Ask rank-and-file Republicans who they see as the party’s leaders, and they often point at Ryan, the affable Wisconsinite who has tried to guide Trump away from his more novel notions. Senate Leader Mitch McConnell has been more pointed in his counsel, often publicly urging the President to close his Twitter app and pick up a policy briefing. Aides to both men are exasperated at Trump’s tactics and have been urging their bosses to take tougher stands against the White House.

“It’s all about the show down there” at the White House, a second Ryan adviser says. “They want the trailer and we’re trying to make the Ken Burns documentary.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)

lol @ PBS doc reference from a GOP adviser

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

I think there's a word for that, let me see

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)

They want an episode of "Honey Boo Boo" and we're trying to make "Downton Abbey."

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

Trump's tweeting (and his basically shuttling back and forth between two locations) making the Secret Service's job harder.

(Gosh, it sure would be terrible if someone was to fire a grenade launcher at his NJ golf club one summer weekend...)

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

Speaking of Mar-a-Lago

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tariniparti/the-convicted-con-artist-of-mar-a-lago

An admitted fraudster who owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to his victims has had access to President Donald Trump through his wife, who is the guest reception manager of Mar-a-Lago, the Winter White House.

Heather Rinkus is such a familiar figure at Mar-a-Lago that senior administration officials fondly call her the club’s “house mother.” Her husband, Ari, is often on hand, too. There he was in February, waiting to greet President Trump in the special access area on the tarmac of Palm Beach International Airport, a few yards away from Air Force One.

But it wasn’t that long ago that Ari, whose real name is Anthony Donald Rinkus, pleaded guilty in federal court to felony wire fraud for a complex financial con job.

That guilty plea came on the heels of a previous one in state court for conducting a car-theft ring.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

Reached this week, Heather Rinkus had no comment, and Ari, told what this story would contain, changed his account. He said that in previous exchanges with BuzzFeed News, he had exaggerated his access to the president and his family. He told similarly inflated tales to other people, he said, but insisted that he had not done so to gain government contracts or seek investments. Raising money, he acknowledged, would violate the terms of his ongoing probation for the Ponzi scheme.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

you may glom onto the perceived stature of the country you were skillful enough to have been born and raised in.

hey, even the bench players on a championship team get rings. even if they are worse than 98% of the other players in the league, they're still "champions".

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 27 April 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

Victor Laszlo‏ @Impolitics

Trump adviser Sebastian Gorka insists he's NOT a Nazi but IS a "Dr." It turns out he IS a Nazi but NOT a "Dr." http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/1.785733

https://twitter.com/Impolitics/status/857716236985057280

mark s, Thursday, 27 April 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

GORKAAAAA!

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

oh goody

"There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely," Trump told Reuters in an Oval Office interview ahead of his 100th day in office on Saturday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-exclusive-idUSKBN17U04E

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

the biggest, best conflict

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

it is about that time to attack someone else, he's back down to -10% in Rasmussen poll after managing to get back to +2% a little under a week ago.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:41 (eight years ago)

The initial reaction appears to be shrugs and laughter.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Also, pfft

https://mobile.twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/857763534154891265

MORE: Trump tells @Reuters he credits North Korean leader Kim as 'not many 27-year-old men could go in and take over a regime'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/opinions/100-days-report-card-opinion-roundup/index.html

great grading guys

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

Still kinda holdin out for trump to bro down w kim, nixon in china style

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

surprised he didn't name Rodman as an ambassador

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

The Mexicans have figured out Trump is a blustering child, and are reacting accordingly.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

There's still time, we dont currently have a NK ambassador iirc

Xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

I mean, I *shouldn't* be surprised but:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/857801142331473920

"I loved my previous life," Trump told Reuters. "This is more work. I thought it would be easier."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 04:03 (eight years ago)

If you just want it in full

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN17U0CA?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

"You're really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can't go anywhere," he said.

When the president leaves the White House, it is usually in a limousine or an SUV.

He said he missed being behind the wheel himself.

"I like to drive," he said. "I can't drive any more."

Cry, the beloved rich guy.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 04:04 (eight years ago)

It's amazing that this moment of seeming humility (or as close to the real thing as he'll ever get) makes me hate him even more. Incurious fuck, treating the lives and livelihoods of millions of people with such a complete lack of seriousness, suddenly realizing he actually has to do some work! And it's hard work, too! Gee whiz! Go have a stroke, you shambling ham beast.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 04:15 (eight years ago)

I thought it would be easier.

It's probably the hardest job in the world, you jerk.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 April 2017 04:19 (eight years ago)

this is so weird: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rand-paul-to-teach-course-gwu-dystopian-visions

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) will teach a class at George Washington University next fall on “dystopian visions,” the school’s student newspaper reported on Thursday.

Paul will teach in the university’s Columbian College of Arts and Sciences, according to a report by the GW Hatchet, the school’s student newspaper.

Ben Vinson, the dean of the college, told the Hatchet that Paul’s office approached the school.

“We agreed that his unique voice as a sitting senator would provide an engaging backdrop,” Vinson said.

it's cool that he's teaching a class and honestly i think it would be the fucked up thrill of a lifetime to take Rand Paul's class on dystopian visions. but isn't he kind of busy? shouldn't he spend that time doing other stuff, i don't know, like learning about issues that he'll be one of 100 people to vote on and stuff?

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 April 2017 04:22 (eight years ago)

is he getting the standard one-course adjunct rate

j., Friday, 28 April 2017 04:47 (eight years ago)

let me FOIA that for u

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 April 2017 06:44 (eight years ago)

Marco Rubio co-teaches a course on Florida politics at my university. Most of the women think he's dreamy.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 10:25 (eight years ago)

@realDonaldTrump
As families prepare for summer vacations in our National Parks - Democrats threaten to close them and shut down the government. Terrible!

Um, just back to this for a moment: is it just me, or does it almost seem like he believes the purpose of national parks is for recreation? Like, you know, parks in general?

anatol_merklich, Friday, 28 April 2017 10:32 (eight years ago)

How has those tweets worked? They were automated and sent while Trump was at an event, and it's such a transparent attempt to bullshit his way out of a trap of his own making. A sad, tired joke.

Frederik B, Friday, 28 April 2017 10:41 (eight years ago)

Marco Rubio co-teaches a course on Florida politics at my university. Most of the women think he's dreamy.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 10:46 (eight years ago)

Trump adviser Sebastian Gorka insists he's NOT a Nazi but IS a "Dr." It turns out he IS a Nazi but NOT a "Dr." http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/1.785733

Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Mark G, Friday, 28 April 2017 10:52 (eight years ago)

I've seen a couple of reported reactions to Trump's NAFTA threats that were basically "shut the fuck up, Donnie." It could be quite a blow for the master negotiator if people have already stopped taking him seriously 100 days in.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 11:45 (eight years ago)

People were saying that had already happened after one of the earlier fiascos. Was it even the first attempted travel ban?
But he still seems able to continue and have some people follow him.

Still wondering at what point he's going to announce his lifetime term.

Stevolende, Friday, 28 April 2017 11:52 (eight years ago)

idk, at this point, based on what i've heard about his surprise at the scale/complexity/stress of the job, i could see him choosing to be a one-termer

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:11 (eight years ago)

feel bad whenever silver spooners encounter work for the first time. best to protect the supply side superiority complex set from the trials of labor to keep that prosperity trickling down

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-fyztqXgAAYSFG.jpg

I mean

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)

Here, you can take that

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

Honestly wondering if he thinks 2020 is just going to be a rerun and he can stay at home and watch it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

I don't expect him to finish this term, much less run for another.

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

i hope there's a TV in the poor fellas jail cell

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-dksi_XgAAxXd-.jpg:large

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)

Yes, grandpa, you've shown me the picture of you shaking hands with Bob Hope. You just showed it to me fifteen minutes ago, remember?

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

WINNING

The Associated Press‏
@AP

BREAKING: US economy grew just 0.7 percent in Q1, weakest showing in 3 years.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

obama hangover. we'll grow tremendously in Q2, once the taxes on the job creators (peace be unto them) go down. now watch this swing!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

we'll all be dead by the end of q2 - problem solved

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

didn't think it was possible to like him even less but god damn if that "I thought it was going to be easier than Celebrity Apprentice" quote doesn't make my blood pressure shoot through the goddamn roof

frogbs, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

Would not be surprised in the least if that reaction was prompted at least in part by the fact that a black man had done the job for the past eight years. Because, y'know, racist piece of shit.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

i'm struggling to think of any other public figure who has never once given a single impression of having any kind of interior life or ability to self-reflect. he really is president brainstem

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)

he's a poster child for why we should raise the estate tax (and a bunch of others, on top of it). it's for their own good!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

The map will the one which is nearly all red counties, since no-one fucking lives there and the younger generation have got the fuck out to the nearest cities, where they've been corrupted by their "human interaction with minorities and people with different views"

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

Would not be surprised in the least if that reaction was prompted at least in part by the fact that a black man had done the job for the past eight years. Because, y'know, racist piece of shit.

Not only that, but his chief rival for the job was a woman! Don't they take, like, a week off every month?

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

I think he probably has a rich interior life. It just has no relation whatsoever to anything happening out here where the rest of us exist.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)

Hence the bafflement when it turned out that being president wasn't just about sitting behind a desk and excitedly ordering people to bring you even more hamburgers, as many hamburgers as you want!

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S06E18/1113528/1119367.gif?b64lines=

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)

A poll of Clinton voters. I found the number approving of Trump to be surprisingly high.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

idk, maybe they approve of the fact that he's hilariously incompetent and can't do anything right

frogbs, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

JUST ANOOOTHER DAY

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

lol @ that George Soros question. half of 'em are just like... huh?

frogbs, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

A poll of Clinton voters. I found the number approving of Trump to be surprisingly high.

well he's borrowed her foreign policy

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

http://cdn.mntm.me/35/ef/fb/Old_Faithful-Yellowstone_National_Park-WY-35effb613d9a480cb8e2fa881b836bb4_c.jpg

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

god damn if that "I thought it was going to be easier than Celebrity Apprentice" quote doesn't make my blood pressure shoot through the goddamn roof

the fact that a dude with dementia did the job for 8 years and is still treated like a god by half the country probably played into this misconception

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

honestly I hope Trump never goes to the stupid circle jerk unfunny White House Correspondents dinner & kills that stupid tradition

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

still treated like a god by half the country

as long as he keeps pissing off the libs he could blow putin live on celebrity apprentice 2.0 and fox/koch/mercer/ALEC nation would still vote for him

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

all his recent interviews scream GET ME OWWWWWDA HERE

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

I think Keyes is referring to Reagan there but you're right

frogbs, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

i don't think Yam is gonna get an airport named after him. maybe a wildlife preserve

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

Meanwhile, on the Sean Spicer beat:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SovietSergey/status/857950612184584192

"The President understands that North Korea is a threat. He is in constant contact with President Xi of Japan."

- @PressSec, April 28, 2017

As noted further, this was not a joke:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SovietSergey/status/857953054397739008

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

That level of incompetence is deeply irritating to have to deal with in the context of one's workplace or, say, someone you hire to shingle your roof. Wrt the executive office of the USA, it's going to get somebody or a lot of somebodies fucking killed.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)

i don't think Yam is gonna get an airport named after him. maybe a wildlife preserve

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 28, 2017 9:36 AM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe people will decide that his name is on enough things already?

passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

more more more

anyway, the Nu Trumpcare is DOA, time to start the weekend

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

"The President understands that North Korea is a threat. He is in constant contact with President Xi of Japan."

I'm going to guess that this is a spoiler for season 2 of Stranger Things

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

HUSH HUSH

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) voiced her concerns over President Barack Obama’s plans to accept $400,000 for giving a speech to Cantor Fitzgerald LP, saying money in politics is “a snake that slithers through Washington.”

The senator appeared on Sirius XM’s “Alter Family Politics” program to promote her new book, “This Fight Is Our Fight,” and she was asked about Obama’s upcoming payday.

“I was troubled by that,” she said. “The influence on dollars on [Washington] is what scares me. I think it ultimately threatens democracy … we have to think about what the tools are to fight back against it.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elizabeth-warren-barack-obama-wall-street-speech_us_5902b98fe4b0bb2d086c6c99

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

wgaf he's not in office anymore

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

everyone on twitter cares a lot about it one way or the other

softie (silby), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

warren's not wrong at all, but i think it's probably more of a pressing concern that there is an actual honest-to-goodness kleptocrat in the oval office right now

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)

ESPECIALLY Sanders die-hards xp

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

democrats: never ones to score an open goal when there's an opportunity to run back down the field and bulge the onion bag at their own end

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

I liked Trevor Noah's response to the Obama critics re: the speech

Dan S, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

<citation needed>

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

fuck Trevor Noah

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

something along the lines of “So the first black president must also be the first one to not take money afterwards?” .......F— that, and f— you!”

Dan S, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

relatively speaking, it's a minor issue in the Bipartisan Whorehouse, but maybe the hagiographies of the Great Surveiller can end now.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

that's rather a nice boost over previous ex-potus fees

maybe it's cuz he's such a great jokester! swoon swoon swoon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

he also signed an eight figure book deal just a few months ago

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

and is getting a shabby pension from us

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

Morbz what would be your preferred projectile if you could throw something at Obama during a speech - shoe? glitter? rotten eggs? tomatoes? cabbage? What about Hillary?

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

he also just sold his first handmade tea cosy on etsy iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

morbs' preferred projectile is always a particularly cutting dennis perrin tweet

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

Can't wait!

The same sort of accommodations will be made for the Trumps, who hired interior designer Tham Kannalikham to help them remodel the living space. They have a more formal style than their predecessors and turned down the Obamas’ offer to keep the wooden playset on the South Lawn that then-White House Chief Usher Stephen Rochon traveled to South Dakota to select for the girls in 2009.

The Trumps’ Manhattan penthouse is ornately outfitted in gold and marble. Their Mar-a-Lago Resort in Palm Beach, Fla., where the president and first lady have spent many weekends, is similarly decorated with gold leaf in the ballroom and centuries-old oak paneling in the club’s library. “The White House, by comparison,” said Barbara Res, a former Trump construction executive, “is rather tame, decorating-wise.”

“If he wants [the White House] to look like Trump Tower on the inside, we can do that, from the carpets to the floors, to making it gilded,” Rochon said.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

also, Cantor Fitzgerald: CLASSY bunch

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/27/wall-street-firm-paying-obama-400000-faced-internal-controversy-after-pocketing-huge-911-settlement/

xp

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)

Okay, fine, whatever, my current house is on fire and I'm about to burn to death, blah blah blah...but did you see the shoddy workmanship in my previous residence? Disgusting!

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

just preparing everyone for the "Andrew Cuomo is our only hope" wave

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

Isn't he?

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

j/k, there is no hope.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

i'd consider voting cuomo if he ran on medicare / social security for all, birth to the earth

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

Another smash success:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/27/house-republicans-obamacare-repeal-votes-237685

House Republican leaders on Thursday delayed a vote on their Obamacare repeal bill until next week at the earliest, denying President Donald Trump a major legislative victory during his first 100 days in office.

Speaker Paul Ryan and his top lieutenants decided during a late-night huddle in the Capitol that they still do not have the votes to pass the stalled health-care legislation. At least 15 House Republicans remain solidly opposed to the bill, with 20 more leaning no or still undecided, according to GOP lawmakers and aides.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

Has he had any legislative victories in his first 100 days? Or anything at all that can be considered a victory or that indicates that he's a conscious being with control over the most powerful office in the world? He's managed to avoid choking to death on a chicken bone for an entire 100 days. I guess that's something.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

From where I'm sitting, he's just run his fucking mouth the same as he did for years before he was elected. Only now his bloviation has potential real-world consequences and scares the shit out of people.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

He should ask us to look at all the bad legislation he didn't pass

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

You could say Gorsuch, of course, but he and the Cabinet are only confirmed by the Senate, so not both houses. I've noticed a lot of people clinging to Gorsuch as a sign of success precisely because there's nothing else to hold on to.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

yeah Gorsuch is it. and doesn't really count as "legislative success" imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

He accomplished killing a bunch of people, so there's that.

jjjusten, Friday, 28 April 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

j/k, there is no hope.

no jobs or cash either iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

he's proven that our conservative friends have been right along! the government which governs least governs best! it's like norquist says -- just give any old sentient ape a pen so he can sign tax cuts! #MAGA

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

This is the Whac-A-Mole problem of the Trump presidency. There are so many bad things going on at once—so many minor corruptions and shady deals and strings that if tugged will surely lead to more evidence of self-dealing—that it’s impossible to concentrate on one at a time. The flagrant, prima facie corruption of the Trump administration is so transparent and so all-encompassing that, perversely, it’s impossible to get people to care about it.

http://fusion.net/every-day-of-the-trump-presidency-is-a-hellish-game-of-1794607016

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)

kind of like the flagrant, prima facie post-reagan neo-feudalism from which the beast sprang that it seems impossible to do anything about

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

But at least people like Jim deMint are thriving oh wait

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/28/demint-set-to-be-ousted-from-heritage-foundation-237754

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

_To the Detriment of Research and Scholarly Aims: The Heritage Foundation in American Politics_ by James DeMint

we have no facts and we're voting no (Hunt3r), Friday, 28 April 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

that's a speech!!!!!!

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMBbDQAzGQ

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

He's managed to avoid choking to death on a chicken bone for an entire 100 days. I guess that's something.

let's wait until the full 100 days are up first, let's not all extinguish all hope

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 April 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

Those hard things in KFC chicken aren't bones.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

Were the NRA required to give up their guns to attend Trumps' speech?

handy bowling (doo dah), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

moah woah

The document, dated April 24, provides instructions for how groups should share coordinates of offices, hospitals, refugee camps, and other facilities. “Please be aware that all information submitted … will be used to inform U.S. military planners about the location of humanitarian and development personnel,” it says. It also includes a bold-type warning that providing the information does not “guarantee the safety of personnel, vehicles, facilities, or sites. Entities operating in this environment continue to do so at their own risk.”

Such deconfliction efforts are not uncommon in the context of intense or prolonged U.S. military operations, such as Afghanistan. This week’s letter is similar in wording to one received by NGOs in 2014, at the outset of the anti-ISIS campaign in Iraq and Syria. In Yemen, the United States briefly shepherded NGO coordinates from nonprofits to the Saudi-led coalition at the start of its military campaign there in early 2015. The Obama administration also requested coordinates in Libya last year, when it similarly declared parts of the country areas of active hostilities.

But for Somalia, such an encompassing request is novel. Taken with Trump’s declaration of active hostilities, the note suggests that it’s a question not of if, but when, more airstrikes will take place.

https://theintercept.com/2017/04/28/u-s-signals-possible-airstrikes-in-somalia-by-asking-aid-groups-for-their-locations/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:38 (eight years ago)

black guy's fault! firing flynn can't erase obama's crime for hiring him in the first place. lock him up!!

“But just remember, he was approved by the Obama administration at the highest level,” Trump told Fox News.

“And when they say we didn’t vet, well, Obama I guess didn’t vet, because he was approved at the highest level of security by the Obama administration,” Trump added.

“So when he came into our administration, for a short period of time he came in, he was already approved by the Obama administration and he had years left on that approval.”

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/331120-trump-blames-obama-for-vetting-flynn

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

Those hard things in KFC chicken aren't bones.

http://canvas.grolsch.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_single_image_center/public/news/images/diner11.jpg?itok=S5l9xhnX

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

"So, the first black president must also be the first one to not take money afterwards?”

Historically, this is wildly inaccurate. Presidents started cashing in after Truman, mostly by taking positions on corporate Boards of Directors. iirc, Saint Reagan was the first to accept mega-dollar speaking fees upon retirement from office.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

blaming obama for flynn is possibly the dumbest thing this administration has put forth and thats no small feat

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

"first one" is meant by Millennials not as in "ever" but "since my pubes sprouted"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

this is a guy that questioned a sitting president's american birth, and still succeeded him. "stupid" rules in these united states, despite our fancy taste and gadgets

xpost

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

so I suppose it's too late to stop journalists from using the Yam's "deconfliction" as a word, right?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

man, i never ran across that one before. Surely he didn't coin it?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

He spent a penny on it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

He promised to spend a penny, then stiffed somebody for the bill.

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

he did a chick named penny. it was tremendous. she was a 9 at least, maybe a 9.5

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

he watched a couple of young women spend a penny while on a visit to moscow iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

Gonna get lonely in the Bannon office there:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/28/white-house-weighs-kicking-out-sebastian-gorka

The Trump administration is actively exploring options to remove controversial national security aide Sebastian Gorka from the White House and place him at another federal agency, multiple sources tell The Daily Beast.

Two senior administration officials familiar with the situation say it is exploring a new role for Gorka elsewhere in the administration. Another said he has been entirely excluded from day-to-day policy-making at the National Security Council in the meantime.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

time to file some more lawsuits

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Trump-executive-order-seeks-to-open-coast-waters-11106672.php

Οὖτις, Friday, 28 April 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

“The president really likes him and appreciates him as a good spokesperson for the administration, but he isn’t part of the NSC policy making process,” a senior administration official said of Gorka. That makes sense, as he’s part of the Bannon-and Kushner-run Strategic Initiative Group, but the official said his contributions to foreign policy have been minimal, with Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster’s team overshadowing the relevance of his input. The official spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive personnel matters.

he lies good, but hes toooo much of a nazi so we had to get rid of him

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

appreciates him as a good spokesperson for the administration

i mean really

nomar, Friday, 28 April 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

if Flynn has anything to cough up about Trump, i imagine Trump saying he "blames Obama" for Flynn is a surefire way to expedite the process.

nomar, Friday, 28 April 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

Deconfliction is a regular jargon term in interagency policy work

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 April 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

https://cdn.meme.am/images/600x600/14563378/buck-turgidson.jpg

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

It me

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 April 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

This isn't necessarily germane, but if we're stuck with cultural refs in our political discourse, we could have some deeper pulls. This one will do:

https://twitter.com/aardvarsk/status/857996485014585348

Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk

i don't understand, beautiful women luring you with music toward an island has always worked out well in the past

9:34 AM · Apr 28, 2017

1,362 RETWEETS 4,278 LIKES

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 28 April 2017 23:41 (eight years ago)

haha was that for the Fyre thread? I can't even tell anymore

sleeve, Friday, 28 April 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

TRUMP IS THE FYRE OF PRESIDENTS. HONOR FYRE!

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 April 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

totally stealing that

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Friday, 28 April 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

Make Fyre Hot Again

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 April 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

I have this feeling that if Trump had lost the election, he quickly would have been drawn into branding some Fyre-esque garbage island fest w/The Nuge, Kid Rock etc.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 April 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

Not to say it can't still happen.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:45 (eight years ago)

A beautiful moment:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/858099799186436096

@POTUS on renegotiating trade deals: "We're going to have a lot of money pouring into our country."

Response from one Scott Lincicome, noted Cato Institute social media type:

https://mobile.twitter.com/scottlincicome/status/858101422298210304

WHICH MEANS WE'D HAVE A GIANT TRADE DEFICIT MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

hahahaha oh god

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

We can't <all> launder money for the Russian mob...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

Trump's America!

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/858122058286342144

Fabio: Releasing inmates early will lead to more crime.

There's video.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)

100 days of sod him

Stevolende, Saturday, 29 April 2017 07:12 (eight years ago)

& in just under 3 weeks time if the cabinet doesn't change it will be 120 Days of sod 'em too.

Stevolende, Saturday, 29 April 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/858085676016730112

Dan I., Saturday, 29 April 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

Strategic Initiative Group

How did I miss that Nazis already call _themselves_ SIG?

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 29 April 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

Spectrum Is Green

Mark G, Saturday, 29 April 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

Why does Fabio look like a caveman that's had too many jaw surgeries

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2017 23:35 (eight years ago)

asked and answered

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Sunday, 30 April 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

Say, how difficult would it be to auto-populate a twitter link? How much would it cost to code that in? Seriously, and I don't want to sound like a dickhole or anything, should we pass the hat to accumulate funds to cover dev expenses?

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Sunday, 30 April 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

Loyalty Day?!?!?!

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Sunday, 30 April 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

^^^ apparently a First Red Scare innovation that's been on the books for a century, and regularly observed since McCarthy times, but never much discussed or highlighted by sitting officials? just doing some quick googling here since it was news to me too.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 April 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjVe35M8C0U

Fetchboy, Sunday, 30 April 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)

Yeah, every President from 1921 on has declared Loyalty Day, Obama included

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Sunday, 30 April 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

Yeah, every President from 1921 on has declared Loyalty Day, Obama included

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Sunday, 30 April 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

maybe we should choose our leaders by lottery

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/trump-voters-explain-why-hes-doing-great-actually

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 April 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

White House officials had hoped to further vex the journalists by having Mr. Trump announce news in Harrisburg, which would spoil their evening, forcing them to set down their forks and knives and go to work.

But a plan for the president to announce in Harrisburg that the United States was pulling out of the North American Free Trade Agreement fell through when Mr. Trump decided, after urgent phone calls on Wednesday from the leaders of Canada and Mexico, not to do it — at least for now.

The White House then toyed with the idea of having Mr. Trump announce that he was ripping up the Korea Free Trade Agreement. But he stole his own thunder, telling The Washington Post on Thursday that the United States might terminate the five-year-old agreement.

“It’s a horrible deal. It was a Hillary Clinton disaster, a deal that should’ve never been made,” Mr. Trump said. In fact, President George W. Bush negotiated the agreement with South Korea in 2007, and President Barack Obama renegotiated it in 2010, which is effectively what Mr. Trump is now proposing to do.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/29/us/politics/trump-rally-pennsylvania.html

Number None, Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

Chris, a 23-year-old bank teller in Vermont

VICE: Why did you vote for Trump?
Chris:
I voted for Trump to weaken the moderate left. After the primary, the mood was that Hillary was going to easily win office. A Clinton victory would have set back the left wing of the Democratic Party for years, at the very least until 2020. Having won both the primary and the general election by wide margins, the party establishment would have had an excuse to sweep Bernie (Sanders)'s "revolution" under the rug, never to be seen again.

How do you feel about the mass protests against Trump?
They're a little too focused on social justice for my taste. Don't get me wrong, those issues are important, but the whole point of making sure Hillary lost was to promote socialism. The Democratic Party already has a solid set of positions on things like minority rights, women's rights, and abortion. Where's the march for healthcare, or Occupy Wall Street part two?

Which of Trump's campaign platforms are most important to you?
Infrastructure. That's one of the few issues where he and the left overlap, and I'm hoping his own party won't derail his planned infrastructure bill when it comes up for a vote.

Also, healthcare. The ACA made Democrats complacent. If Trump destroys healthcare then single-payer will grow in popularity. You can already see polls where support for it is over 50 percent just from the THREAT of the GOP messing with the ACA.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

Chris, a 23rd-dimension chess player in Vermont

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

one thing's for sure, we have the best election system in the world and there is no reason to change anything about it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

Yes, everyone knows that the left's biggest enemy is the moderate left. Very urgent to make sure the moderate left is defeated, for as everyone knows, socialist utopia is what comes _just_ on the other side of racial holy war.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

guys we already have boring things like "equality", why haven't we overthrown the government yet?! #cheguevara2017

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

fucking enrages me when people who have privilege downplay the necessity of focusing on those initiatives in real time

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

Socialists against social justice. Cool platform, dude

Moodles, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

hey, don't get him wrong, those issues are important. just not as important as voting for donald trump to accelerate our demise so that we will bounce back so much higher after hitting rock bottom

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

wild to read perlstein on romney's lies in 2016

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con

“Nixon knew that if you had a dirty job to get done, you got people who answered the description he made of E. Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy: ‘good, healthy, right-wing exuberants.’”

...

And that, at last, may be the explanation for Mitt Romney’s apparently bottomless penchant for lying in public. If the 2012 GOP nominee lied louder than most—and even more astoundingly than he has during his prior campaigns—it’s just because he felt like he had more to prove to his core following. Lying is an initiation into the conservative elite. In this respect, as in so many others, it’s like multilayer marketing: the ones at the top reap the reward—and then they preen, pleased with themselves for mastering the game. Closing the sale, after all, is mainly a question of riding out the lie: showing that you have the skill and the stones to just brazen it out, and the savvy to ratchet up the stakes higher and higher. Sneering at, or ignoring, your earnest high-minded mandarin gatekeepers—“we’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers,” as one Romney aide put it—is another part of closing the deal. For years now, the story in the mainstream political press has been Romney’s difficulty in convincing conservatives, finally, that he is truly one of them. For these elites, his lying—so dismaying to the opinion-makers at the New York Times, who act like this is something new—is how he has pulled it off once and for all. And at the grassroots, his fluidity with their preferred fables helps them forget why they never trusted the guy in the first place.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

fucking enrages me when people who have privilege downplay the necessity of focusing on those initiatives in real time

it's what we learn in our lord of the flies grade schools -- better to pick on the other kids who get teased worse than we do than confront the bullies head on. play that game long enough, get good enough at teasing, and someday we'll be ready to bully the bullies -- then we'll abolish all bullying!

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

i really haven't met any ppl like Chris irl, i hope they number in the dozens

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

And they all live in Vermont

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

just annooooother day

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Working hard to promote socialism by working in that most socialist of endeavors, commercial banking.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

i really haven't met any ppl like Chris irl, i hope they number in the dozens

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, April 30, 2017 11:46 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And they all live in Vermont

― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 30, 2017 11:55 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't met any here, either!

also, not to let him off the hook, but of all the places in america where voting for trump was a meaningless self-indulgence, vermont has got to be up there

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

And now for some huge news:

U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the dean of the Florida legislative delegation and the first Cuban American elected to Congress, is retiring at the end of her term next year, saying it’s time to move on after 38 years in elected office.

“It's been such a delight and a high honor to serve our community for so many years and help constituents every day of the week,” the Miami Republican told the Miami Herald in an exclusive telephone interview Sunday. “We just said, ‘It's time to take a new step.’”

Her unexpected retirement marks the end of a storied career in which Ros-Lehtinen repeatedly broke political ground as a Cuban-American woman -- and gives Democrats an opportunity to pick up a South Florida congressional seat in 2018.

Ros-Lehtinen, 64, was elected last November to Florida’s redrawn 27th district, a stretch of Southeast Miami-Dade County that leans so Democratic that Hillary Clinton won it over Donald Trump by 20 percentage points. It was Clinton's biggest margin of any Republican-held seat in the country.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article147718764.html#storylink=cpy

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

I suspect Chris is really Ra's al Ghul

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

It's no big surprise that a 23 year old can fool himself into thinking he's a deep political strategist. There are worse fools. At least he has political goals other than white supremacy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

or at least in addition to white surpremacy

Moodles, Sunday, 30 April 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

Democrats give up hope on striking a deal with Trump

Though many are still nervous — there remains deep anxiety about being pulled into a government shutdown fight over border security — party leaders are in a much different place than they were in December and their success in defeating the Obamacare repeal made them feel that political order had been restored after a year of feeling like they no longer understod anything.

In the Democratic debate about how to deal with Trump, total obstruction — similar to the Republican approach during Obama’s presidency, with hopes it’ll produce the same results in elections — is winning, and selective, principled compromise is starting to seem like a fever dream, despite anxiety in some quarters that Democrats will be blamed for more gridlock in Washington that voters clearly don’t want.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)

What a vindictive moral midget:

The Mauricio Macri administration reverted a decision to award former US president Jimmy Carter the Order of the Liberator General San Martín — the maximum distinction that the country can give to a foreign personality —, under the pressure from US President Donald Trump’s administration, CNN web site reported this week.

The official tribute, which had already been approved by the foreign ministry and was published in the Official Gazette, was cancelled after receiving a specific request by the US government, which would have suggested it would be better to delay it. Carter was to be given the award for his work in promoting human rights during Argentina’s last military dictatorship.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

despite anxiety in some quarters that Democrats will be blamed for more gridlock in Washington that voters clearly don’t want.

Learn to say: "The Republicans have all the tools they need in order to govern. Let them govern."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

how funny will it be when the "conservative" senate removes the legislative filibuster?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 30 April 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

Not gonna happen

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 April 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)

A day after Watergate reporters Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward issued a stirring call for the press to hold Donald Trump to account, the president’s chief of staff said the White House is actively considering a change to libel laws affecting news reporting.

“I think it’s something that we’ve looked at,” said Reince Priebus, appearing on ABC’s This Week. “How that gets executed and whether that goes anywhere is a different story.”

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/apr/30/reince-priebus-libel-law-change-media-white-house

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 May 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

can May's thread be titled: "People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?"

evol j, Monday, 1 May 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

Dear, dear lord.

There really is no ceiling on the amount I would shell out to watch the Pay-Per-View special of him being slowly fed into a wood chipper.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 May 2017 13:11 (eight years ago)

I mentioned this yesterday, but this good news isn't getting enough play: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ileana-ros-lehtinen-announces-no-reelection-bid-2018

Can't help but wonder if as a member of the House Intelligence Committee (and the only one to ask a question that didn't pertain to leaking to the press) she saw more Russia shit and thought, "Shit, my seat, redrawn a couple years ago, looks more unsafe in 2018..."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 May 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

New thread - Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 May 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

May I never read the phrase 'oppo dump' again.

mod, Monday, 1 May 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)


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