1. Frankie Boyle
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:35 (eight years ago)
2. Amanda Palmer
thought this was gonna be a list of ILM regulars
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:36 (eight years ago)
No it's a list of hasbeens whom people on my Facebook still seem to think are just wonderful
3. Ricky Gervais
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:37 (eight years ago)
4. Banksy
5. Kate Tempest
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:38 (eight years ago)
6. Everybody on Radio 6
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:41 (eight years ago)
Same here.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:42 (eight years ago)
7. Nick Frost
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:42 (eight years ago)
8. Fantano
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)
9. Neil Oliver
10. Professor Brian "Doc" Cox
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:44 (eight years ago)
11. J.K. Rowling
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:45 (eight years ago)
12. Tony "Badrick" Robinson
13. David Mitchell (any)
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:46 (eight years ago)
14. Grammar Alt-Rightists
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:47 (eight years ago)
15. Richard Dawkins
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:47 (eight years ago)
16. Fucking Corden
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:48 (eight years ago)
^^^^^^^^^
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:49 (eight years ago)
17. Matthew d'Ancona
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:52 (eight years ago)
18. Dominic Holland
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:54 (eight years ago)
19. Alain de "Rock" Botton
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:57 (eight years ago)
ilm thirded
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:06 (eight years ago)
Men
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:24 (eight years ago)
xp if it were a list of ILM regulars it would be a spectacular display of self-clowning on my part
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:29 (eight years ago)
20. Dead-id Bowie21. Bruce Corpse-syte22. Lord Dead-don
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:45 (eight years ago)
23. David Baddiel
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:47 (eight years ago)
24. Chris Moyles
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:47 (eight years ago)
25. ROBIN INCE
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:51 (eight years ago)
26. Robbie Savage
27. The Furrow-Browed
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)
28. Colin Murray
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:53 (eight years ago)
29. Dr Michael "Oswald" Mosley
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)
30. Jamie Oliver
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)
31. John "Not Nice but Dim" Humphrys
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:57 (eight years ago)
32. Nicky (slime-berg) Campbell
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:57 (eight years ago)
I was gonna do Campbell earlier but felt he was beneath my contempt
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:58 (eight years ago)
33. Susanna Reid
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:58 (eight years ago)
34. drug cheat Bradley Wiggins
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:59 (eight years ago)
35. thespian Martin Freeman
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:00 (eight years ago)
36. raconteur Danny Baker
37. People who ponder coolness
38. Tony Pulis
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:01 (eight years ago)
39. John Bishop
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:01 (eight years ago)
40. Mrs Brown
41. Prince George
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:02 (eight years ago)
42. Everybody connected to the advertising industry in any capacity
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:03 (eight years ago)
43. Fandoms
44. 99% of nobel peace prize winners (fuggit the other 1% as well)
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:06 (eight years ago)
45. People who have legitimate concerns
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:35 (eight years ago)
46. Admin enthusiasts
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:37 (eight years ago)
47. Andrew Marr
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:38 (eight years ago)
48. Johnny Marr
49. Pewdiepie
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:39 (eight years ago)
Hey now Susannah Reid
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:39 (eight years ago)
50. Julian Assange
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:40 (eight years ago)
Hate to say it but Jane Campion
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:41 (eight years ago)
52. Edgar Wright
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:45 (eight years ago)
dammit that's who I meant to say when I posted Nick Frost
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:47 (eight years ago)
that one can stay too tho
yuck, that horrible fucker should be encouraged to take up drunken skiing or tombstoning for sure.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:50 (eight years ago)
53. Win Butler
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:50 (eight years ago)
54. "Colourful" American "characters" who run blue-collar businesses and have their own reality TV show.
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:51 (eight years ago)
55. David Nicholls
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:52 (eight years ago)
56. Ben Elton
57. Richard Curtis
58. Policy wonks
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:54 (eight years ago)
59. Kevin Bacon
Hitler
― streeps of range (wins), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)
Lol, I saw someone on twitter talking about R Curtis in awed tones after attending some interview with Matthew Freud event. I can't even imagine the levels of backslapping nausea.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)
That cunt everyone hates playing piano in a park
at least he got slotted by someone, who didn't cause any damage to the piano.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
Ians Brady, Watkins and Huntley, probably other Ians
― streeps of range (wins), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
60. Matthew Freud
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)
"Don't underestimate the power of optimism. #RichardCurtis in conversation with Matthew Freud. #PHEConf17"
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)
61. Richard Osman
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)
i don't see many people encouraging Hitler and the Ians, wins
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:06 (eight years ago)
62. Danny Boyle
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:07 (eight years ago)
63. Nostalgists for any period after 1957
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:08 (eight years ago)
64. Jitterbuggers
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:09 (eight years ago)
65. Conscious UK rapper, Dizraeli
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:11 (eight years ago)
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this feels like an intensely personal beef
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)
p sure they all had accomplices tbf dl
― streeps of range (wins), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:19 (eight years ago)
see Triumph Of The Will, a lot of folk got addicted to nationalism.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:23 (eight years ago)
http://swoonsandsnarls.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/28dvd-1-650.jpglads
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:27 (eight years ago)
looking forward to next year's reboot of the Leni Riefenstahl cinematic universe
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:27 (eight years ago)
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He pops into my peripheral vision on occasion, but I use him as a shorthand for any conscious UK rapper with 'folky' leanings
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:28 (eight years ago)
Re: piano in the park guy - he was playing the whole way through the Bristol anti-austerity march last week. Surprised it took him so long to get a slap
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)
Shopping Not Chopin
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)
66. John Williams
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)
67. satirist Charlie Brooker
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:27 (eight years ago)
68. Mark Lawson
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)
69. Craig Brown
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)
70. Nic Pizzolatto
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:30 (eight years ago)
71. Teenagers who want to be "game designers"
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)
Pizzolatto + Brooker are total wasters whom lots of otherwise intelligent + discerning people on this very site seem to have a lot of respect(and steaming hot takes!) for.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)
hence their very necessary inclusion on this list on the grounds stated in the title
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)
72. Louise Mensch
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)
As well as ML being a complete Mark Lawson, he is also a Leeds Utd fan.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)
73. Anybody with any involvement in The Inbetweeners
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)
75. Ruth Davidson.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)
74. Mhairi Black
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)
76. lads
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:02 (eight years ago)
77. Russians
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)
Royalty
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:04 (eight years ago)
79. whoever keeps making puffed air versions of popular snack foods for the eating disordered community
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:05 (eight years ago)
xpthat's where the Russians deserve encouragement, their efficient liquidation of their monarchy was a+, even the fucking bairns!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)
Twitter usersPeople who post Twitter threads as content
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)
81. Danny Dyer
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)
you might get "ironed out" for that one, he looks like a tough customer!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)
Celebrity vicars
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)
82. Gordon Sumner
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)
83. Bono
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)
84. Despondent people teetering on the ledges of tall buildings
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)
85. Drunks86. Smokers
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)
87. The poor88. Kim Jong Un89. Hillary
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)
90. The rich
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)
91. Silicon Valley
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)
92. Anti-vaxxers
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)
93. bosses
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)
94. People who were disappointed to see a new thread posted based on its title but also partly because they knew would repeatedly read it anyway only to be disappointed further by the predictably lazy responses yet unable to avoid making equally pitiful unimaginative contributions of their own and in the process unsure of who is really most at fault of all parties involved including any individuals singled out on a negative basis among the responses regardless of their cultural stature and purpose. I believe it was Descartes who suggested that so blind is the curiosity by which mortals are possessed, that they often conduct their minds along unexplored routes, having no reason to hope for success, but merely being willing to risk the experiment of finding whether the truth they seek lies there. In turn perhaps one must consider Kant's belief in the beneficence is a duty and that x/s/he who often practices this, and sees his beneficent purpose succeed, comes at last really to love him whom he has benefited. When, therefore, it is said, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself," this does not mean, "Thou shalt first of all love, and by means of love (in the next place) do him good"; but: "Do good to thy neighbour, and this beneficence will produce in thee the love of Lads (as a settled habit of inclination to beneficence). As you were, IK x." However, in our quickness to discourage the behaviours of others, one must also consider the perils of sanctimony - for as much as all mans are equal can their discordance emerge through mutual antagonism. Yecunts.
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)
95. Ant & Dec
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)
96. nashwan
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)
97. people who try to get you to play chess in union square
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)
98. Andy Burnham. I haven't forgot that this tosser was one of the 184 PLP abstainers on the Welfare Bill, and thus whatever he proclaims himself to be, he is actually a campaigner for ruthless social darwinism/the principles of the eugenics movement etc. Like all the other centrist turds.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)
99. Christopher Nolan
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)
that cunt has been the recipient of more reviewers stars than you could shake a shitty stick at. And if you did shake your shitty stick anywhere near Dunkirk, then it would end up smelling considerably worse.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)
100. ALL IMPROV
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)
so much for Mr Avant-Garde here. Get a room with Turrican pal!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)
100. ALL IMPROV COMEDIANS I MEANT, IMPROV MUSIC IS COOL WITH ME
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)
lol, soz!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)
Philosophers
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)
^^^^^^^^the person who inspired my improv comedians one is also a philosophy dude
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)
Theists, atheists, right-wingers, leftwingers, anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything, humans, mammals, vertebrates, chordata, etcetera, atoms
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)
I'd actually like to work a real hammer on Eddie Izzard. Not one of Neitzsche's meta philosophy hammers, no just a B+Q standard lump hammer will do.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)
xp Neutrons are ok though? In their place, I mean.
― Tim, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)
Came within a baw hair of an almighty shellacking there.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)
xp As long, let us say, as they remember their place then I suppose
This paired particle bullshit is right out tho
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)
It's not the particles it's the charge.
― Tim, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)
Sounds like the kind of thing a particle football coach would say tbh
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)
anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything
insufferable
― j., Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:00 (eight years ago)
101. Rugged individualists
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)
102. Muscular christians
Mark savage
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)
103. Anas Sarwar
― calzino, Saturday, 16 September 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)
i know one of these too, once brought along a dozen of his improv pals to a party i was at, a horrifying experience to be sure
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)
Otm on all names mentioned so far except Kate Tempst and maybe Susanna Reid
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:08 (eight years ago)
*scrrreeeeeech*
EXCEPT Kate Tempest?!
― imago, Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:47 (eight years ago)
Yeah whats wrong with Kate Tempest
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)
Whatsrightmorelikeamirite?
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)
Man, philosopher-comedians are... not a type I have encountered.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)
104. Hitler
― sarahell, Saturday, 16 September 2017 23:35 (eight years ago)
105. Lindy West
― flappy bird, Sunday, 17 September 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)
106. Rogen, Franco and that lot
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)
Seriously, encourage Fransisco Franco before James
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:28 (eight years ago)
107. Joy-Ann Reid
― flappy bird, Sunday, 17 September 2017 05:34 (eight years ago)
I can't believe we've got this far and not said108. Frank Turner
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Sunday, 17 September 2017 09:31 (eight years ago)
Thankfully I tend to forget he exits tbh
― ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, 17 September 2017 10:54 (eight years ago)
109. Any Pienaar/Lineker/Graun centrist types with recent history of slipping the idea of a UK Macron into the conversation. Because he is so popular in France rn, and more austerity is just what this country needs 💩💩💩💩 Seriously, fuck these people.
― calzino, Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)
lol this thread is such a 15th anniversary tour of radge uk posts
― streeps of range (wins), Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)
Do we have a thread on Kate Tempest?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 September 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)