I'm starting a 'dudes' thread so Americans can express polite fraternal disdain in their native language

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f this site and its meat joeks

dudes

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:44 (seven years ago)

Approval

Tho idg 'meat jokes'

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:46 (seven years ago)

dudes

another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:46 (seven years ago)

dudes

another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:47 (seven years ago)

dudes

another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:47 (seven years ago)

dude

another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:51 (seven years ago)

Guys

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 12:51 (seven years ago)

Dude!

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:52 (seven years ago)

GUYS

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:05 (seven years ago)

chaps

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:11 (seven years ago)

lads

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:13 (seven years ago)

HAY GUYS

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:19 (seven years ago)

DUDE

another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:26 (seven years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Alltheyoungdudes_album.jpg

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:47 (seven years ago)

http://streamd.hitparade.ch/cdimages/the_glitter_band-rock_n_roll_dudes_a_2.jpg

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:50 (seven years ago)

Thanks bro

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:53 (seven years ago)

http://thequietus.com/articles/00709-rock-roll-part-3-stepping-out-of-gary-glitter-s-shadow

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:59 (seven years ago)

"For me the Glitter band were more influential than the Beatles," explained The Fall's Mark Smith recently.

Well said, MES.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

Hello fellow dudes what what

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:03 (seven years ago)

How do you do, fellow dudes?

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:05 (seven years ago)

I found that article fascinating and will now go search Mike Leander on ILM instead of working

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:07 (seven years ago)

CAN'T EXPLAIN: Dudes who get all bent out of shape if you call them "dude," like you're calling them nancy or something.

pplains, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:08 (seven years ago)

paisans paisans paisans

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:24 (seven years ago)

dudes

how's life, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:28 (seven years ago)

Duderino

Moodles, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:42 (seven years ago)

don't make it bad

mick signals, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

man

j., Friday, 1 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

Dude. No, seriously. DUDE.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7515259/58721581.jpg

infinity (∞), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

Dude. DUDE. Dude. Dude...

https://youtu.be/RL1Vcn8yX1g

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

Bruh.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

Duuuuuuude

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:27 (seven years ago)

can we start a buuudddddy thread in honour of mr pauly shore

infinity (∞), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:32 (seven years ago)

Gentlemen

map, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

d00dz

the late great, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

http://images.45cat.com/steely-dan-any-major-dude-will-tell-you-abc-2.jpg

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

"CAN'T EXPLAIN: Dudes who get all bent out of shape if you call them "dude,"

i don't really like it. coming from people i don't know. but i'm used to it. living in philly, african-american men i didn't know either called me dude or big guy. so, you know, a decade of people calling you dude you get used to it. but it can feel dismissive to me coming from people i don't know.

scott seward, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:04 (seven years ago)

prefer salespeople to call me dude (which has never happened) rather than bro (has happened in the most bizarre contexts, like helping me find laser printer toner) or (and this seems increasingly and weirdly popular especially in sandwich shops) boss.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

toner for the bro, sub for the boss

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

I've been recently more and more buddy'd by: a female friend; a work higher-up; and sales personnel. I don't imagine any of these people intend it to have the slightly aggressive and belittling tone with which I hear it.

mick signals, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:37 (seven years ago)

Hey, settle down, pal.

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

poorly formed "nudes" pun

the late great, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

thread for posting nudes when you want to post nudes in another thread, etc

the late great, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLX6KSdWcQ

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

I get "boss" a lot. Usually from the dudes at the oil change place.

I once got "legend", which i instinctively wanted to object to but fuck it.

omar little, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)

do any of u remember the show a close up of yr penis thread

has the time cum to raise it from the dead

infinity (∞), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

There is a guy at work who calls me (and only me) "bro" or "brother" every time I run into him in the break room; I can't tell if this is because he is super Boston, super racist, or part black.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 22:11 (seven years ago)

Aw symmetry required super black

But I suppose you would be able to tell that

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)

if youre not from california, don't call people dude

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:16 (seven years ago)

except itt

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:16 (seven years ago)

I’m from CA so yeah
Hey dude

calstars, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

Taking sides : bro vs dude

calstars, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:43 (seven years ago)

vs guy vs man

calstars, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:44 (seven years ago)

bro: classic or dude?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:46 (seven years ago)

something a little endearing to me when new englanders would call me "guy"

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:47 (seven years ago)

or bud

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:47 (seven years ago)

bud is p common in my little corner of western canada

might be a hockey thing tho?

infinity (∞), Friday, 1 December 2017 23:51 (seven years ago)

t/s bro vs bruh

the late great, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

t/s man vs mang

the late great, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

bud vs buddy

infinity (∞), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:00 (seven years ago)

Dude is hella uncool

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:09 (seven years ago)

you’re hella uncool

the late great, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

When I walk down the street and no ones around I say outloud “hey mang”

calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

is women greeting a group of women as "heeey guys" a Minnesota thing or all over?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:19 (seven years ago)

my mom walked up to the cash registers (no line) at a food place with me and asked "which of you guys is taking orders" and both cashiers were women

mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:22 (seven years ago)

“Guys” is not a gendered term anymore. “You guys” is always preferable to “you women.”

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:24 (seven years ago)

well Midwestern normies were leading the charge on that one for the last couple decades

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:26 (seven years ago)

When I was a teacher someone observing me said I shouldn’t call the class “guys” as in “alright guys, let’s get started” because it marginalized the girls. I did not take this criticism seriously.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:26 (seven years ago)

Like it was English class the girls were the only ones who participated anyway. I think they knew it wasn’t bro hour.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:27 (seven years ago)

the vosotros of you guys should be youse guys

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:27 (seven years ago)

Not the only ones but you know—hyperbole. There were some excellent male students in that class.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:28 (seven years ago)

Xp

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:28 (seven years ago)

vosotros dudes de mi hermano estan mis amigos

calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:33 (seven years ago)

https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/8/5/5/28555_photo.jpg

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

Vatos locos

infinity (∞), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:42 (seven years ago)

bud is p common in my little corner of western canada

might be a hockey thing tho?

― infinity (∞), Friday, December 1, 2017 5:51 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the person who said this the most was a friend from Ontario (and hockey player obv)

goin out for a rip are ya

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:46 (seven years ago)

how did you know

calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:52 (seven years ago)

can we start a buuudddddy thread in honour of mr pauly shore

― infinity (∞), Friday, December 1, 2017 12:32 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.famousfix.com/post/charles-buddy-rogers-17731997
Charles "Buddy" Rogers

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:58 (seven years ago)

lads

― johnny crunch, Friday, December 1, 2017 8:13 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ gets it

crüt, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:05 (seven years ago)

Gbx

Ha no i was being srs actually

It’s mostly my sports/hockey buddies that say it

Also lol at cal chief for koolaiding us

infinity (∞), Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:48 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLhHtaVIO4

pplains, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:08 (seven years ago)

Sometimes, I say, "boy am i lame for looking up a song like this," but then I think, "but NOT AS LAME AS THE DUDE WHO UPLOADED IT."

pplains, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:09 (seven years ago)

I was also serious!

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:31 (seven years ago)

Ha

Definitely out for a rip at the mo

infinity (∞), Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:35 (seven years ago)

Boys

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:37 (seven years ago)

^^^ Canadian/hockey equivalent ime

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:38 (seven years ago)

oh hey bud

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:44 (seven years ago)

oh, hey dudes

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:48 (seven years ago)

also fwiw the new mexican "bro" is very different from the, say, white guy fratty "bro" i heard a lot in (east coast) college

like i am going to the barber tomorrow and it's gonna be "bro" city and that's fine

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

Deb biyizzz

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 02:53 (seven years ago)

Fratty bro town ftw

calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:03 (seven years ago)

As some bars in philly can be

calstars, Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:04 (seven years ago)

accidentally stood too close to the stage at a show where I didn’t expect a mosh pit and the first guy to bump into me was a “dude!” moment

mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:15 (seven years ago)

Hebrew plural: DUDIM

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 01:16 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/l6y9UaX.png

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Friday, 15 December 2017 01:37 (seven years ago)

Bodak Yellow is: [Started by Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses) in December 2017, last updated fifty-five minutes ago by Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses) on I Love Music] 227 new answers

alright, dudes, we've had our fun but can we maybe think about wrapping it up?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:19 (seven years ago)

hey dude

calstars, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:33 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/50IHiH8.jpg

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:35 (seven years ago)

Sup bro man brah

calstars, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:37 (seven years ago)

u alright braw? starting to get a little worried...

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=123875021

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:43 (seven years ago)

Bruvs

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:45 (seven years ago)

Boobs, I mean, Bras, and the eternal frustration

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:49 (seven years ago)

This is a bar rescue thread

Random Shitposter (calstars), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:52 (seven years ago)

calchieffffo

infinity (∞), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

it's not the end of the world, dudes

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 12 July 2018 04:03 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

calm down, dudes, it's only a listicle

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Monday, 10 September 2018 22:48 (six years ago)

thats all some ppl have

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 08:00 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

dude

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Friday, 26 July 2019 04:05 (six years ago)

Duder

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 July 2019 04:20 (six years ago)

d00dz

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:05 (six years ago)

Post d00dz

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 26 July 2019 13:11 (six years ago)

http://www.septa.org/service/dudeitsrude/img/2014-thumb_Dude_Trolley_101102_17x6-swished.png

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 26 July 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

Don't be a rude dude with a bad attitude

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 July 2019 13:31 (six years ago)

classic or dude

calstars, Thursday, 1 August 2019 23:01 (six years ago)

did you know that poopdood reads the same upside down as right side up?

sarahell, Thursday, 1 August 2019 23:04 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Maynard just dropped the last great album of the 2010s, and the best you dudes can do is sit around bickering about his fanbase? Unbelievable! Thankfully some of us still remember what we're here for (hint: the music) https://i.imgur.com/4O2tbeW.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/4O2tbeW.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/4O2tbeW.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/4O2tbeW.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/4O2tbeW.gif

Alright, dudes, I'm out.

-unregistered

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"Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down." —Dimebag Darrell (1966-2004)

unregistered, Aug 25, 2019

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Sunday, 25 August 2019 23:46 (five years ago)

six months pass...

it's (probably) not the end of the world, my dudes

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 27 February 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

"Music was my first love, and it will be the last, music of the future, and music of the past"

Kurt Cobain 1967-1993

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 February 2020 21:45 (five years ago)

Kurdt = a dude who spent much of his career downplaying the fact that he was a dude who made dude music for other dudes

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Friday, 28 February 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

DUDEZ

calstars, Friday, 28 February 2020 01:37 (five years ago)

"Kurt Cobain 1967-1993"
- Bob Marley

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 28 February 2020 03:43 (five years ago)

two years pass...

it's always a pleasure to read your mansplanations, dude!

f.m. corndog (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 21:04 (three years ago)

That had not occurred to us, Dude.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 21:26 (three years ago)

Spotted on a t-shirt:

DON'T BRO ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 21:54 (three years ago)

And the surfer boys sing

Dude doo-dude doo-dude
Dude-doo-dude
Dude doo-dude doo-dude

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 21:58 (three years ago)

Dude
Why does that bawtha you?

calstars, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 22:28 (three years ago)

C'mon Dude, not cool bro.

earlnash, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 23:04 (three years ago)

seven months pass...

creepy, dude

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 16:39 (two years ago)

did you know that poopdood reads the same upside down as right side up?

― sarahell, Thursday, August 1, 2019 5:04 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^ under-appreciated revelation imo

bloompsadaisy (cat), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 17:25 (two years ago)

this information was suppressed by the media, dude

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 19:03 (two years ago)

whatever dude

calstars, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 19:32 (two years ago)

in far northern california we pronounced it "deed"

"Sup deed?"

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 19:32 (two years ago)

are dudes and lads white?

youn, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:01 (two years ago)

I can't really speak to "lads" but "dudes" are not necessarily white, no

rob, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

what the heckin' frick, dude?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:39 (two years ago)

Lads aren’t even male, it’s a gender neutral term

limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:46 (two years ago)

lads are anyone but tbf thats possibly anglo irish usage

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:48 (two years ago)

SCENARIO 1
- "Tell me who's Kenny again?"
- "You know? Dark-skinned dude going out with Becca? Got that red Charger?"
- "Oh yeah. He's cool."

SCENARIO 2
- "Tell me who's Kenny again?"
- "You know? Dark-skinned lad going out with Becca? Got that red Charger?"
- "Dark-skinned LAD? What the fuck, dude?"

pplains, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:50 (two years ago)

Lads aren’t even male, it’s a gender neutral term

― limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, April 12, 2023 5:46 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lads are anyone but tbf thats possibly anglo irish usage

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 12, 2023 5:48 PM (five minutes ago)

is the use of lad as in lad mag and laddish a cultural difference or a historical change or both?

rob, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:54 (two years ago)

dark-skinned lad

limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:55 (two years ago)

that's the anglo usage in my head and prob not as good

xp ffs that is def not the usage to introduce

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 21:56 (two years ago)

SCENARIO 1, in a normal country
- “Yeah Enda got me the tickets for the county final, sound fella.”
- "Who's Enda again?"
- "You know the fella who works in the credit union, the Chinese lad"
- "Grand so."

SCENARIO 2, in an unnamed country
- "HEY GUY YOU KNOW THAT KUTTER GUY?"
- “WHAT?”
- "YOU KNOW? DARK-SKINNED DUDE GOING OUT WITH BECCA? GOT THE RED CHARGER?"
- "DARK-SKINNED DUDE, ARE YOU FOR REAL, ARE YOU CECIL RHODES RIGHT NOW"

limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 22:01 (two years ago)

I prefer the Enda way.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 22:38 (two years ago)

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/1uUAAOSwC3Fiz0kT/s-l500.jpg

doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 23:02 (two years ago)

What's this about Enda Kenny?

nashwan, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 23:19 (two years ago)

I lost it at ARE YOU CECIL RHODES RIGHT NOW

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 23:51 (two years ago)

I prefer the Enda way.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 22:38 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

dont we all, mabel, dont we all

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 April 2023 01:04 (two years ago)

I open the the dudes thread and find it has become lad-infested. To which I say, lads!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 13 April 2023 02:00 (two years ago)

where my broheems at?

StanM, Thursday, 13 April 2023 04:45 (two years ago)


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