US Politics, December 2017: I guess there’s always 2018

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pew pew

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 12:58 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YE4PCRNwc

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:18 (seven years ago)

dunno if this was posted

Twitter on why it didn't delete anti-Muslim tweets: "To help ensure people have an opportunity to see every side of an issue, there may be the rare occasion when we allow controversial content or behavior which may otherwise violate our rules." https://t.co/WXc22NI01i

— CNN International (@cnni) November 30, 2017

Number None, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:20 (seven years ago)

This one is redundant. That should go on Twitter c/d for posterity though. Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 13:39 (seven years ago)

POLL

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:44 (seven years ago)

"When you're a star they let you do anything"

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:45 (seven years ago)

Trump's ex-national security adviser Michael Flynn charged with making false statement to FBI in January https://t.co/Zw6tQil7xf

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) December 1, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:19 (seven years ago)

News vs. propaganda:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP95G7mX4AEZfM2.jpg

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:20 (seven years ago)

The Flynn news is big -- he's pleading guilty to that charge.

He's flipped.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:21 (seven years ago)

yeah but her emails!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:26 (seven years ago)

lock her up

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:28 (seven years ago)

yep pleading guilty to these weak charges means he flipped i'd imagine

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:31 (seven years ago)

Which means Mueller is moving up the food chain. Which means Kush, Trumps ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:33 (seven years ago)

Folks pic.twitter.com/6aV3ZSUX5y

— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) December 1, 2017

evol j, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:39 (seven years ago)

it was deficit december again in DC

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/30/us/politics/republican-tax-bill-moves-closer-to-senate-passage.html?_r=0

donald didn't golf every week day

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:41 (seven years ago)

Can we lock one of these threads?

Moodles, Friday, 1 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

Lock them all

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

mnuchausen

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 14:55 (seven years ago)

LOCK EM UP

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:04 (seven years ago)

Beautiful

Sources with direct knowledge tell ABC News the President & his legal team learned about the Flynn plea via news reports this morning.

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) December 1, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:17 (seven years ago)

awesome

keep this thread open, lock the other one please

sciatica, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

i hope it was from cnn xp

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

hahaha

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

sorry, i just have to post the url

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/white-house-overrun-cockroaches-mice-ants-article-1.3669210

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

It's absolutely true, and that's not even counting all the non-human vermin running rampant.

Moodles, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:47 (seven years ago)

The Oval Office bathroom was also in need of a new toilet seat, with directions that it be installed “after hours please.”


oh god

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

well you see how often the guy tweets

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:51 (seven years ago)

New: Source close to the president attempted to mitigate the severity of the charge against Flynn by pointing out that everyone lies in Washington, per reporting by @GloriaBorger.

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) December 1, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

i am not a lawyer but that defence seems... flimsy

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:54 (seven years ago)

lol

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

the two threads can talk to each other. practice for the holidays

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

Bet the seat broke the morning he tweeted cofefe.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

"Everyone lies," says Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_and_Knaves

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

Bet the seat broke the morning he tweeted cofefe.

― Three Word Username, Friday, December 1, 2017 10:59 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eyes rolled back, left eyelid flutters, secret service knocks "everything alright in there sir?"

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

okay so is firing Comey going to go down as the dumbest move in political history?

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

Just think: if Hillary had won, Trump never would've had to fire Comey!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

dumbest move in political history is in the oval office right now iirc (presuming it's not golfing)

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

"Everyone lies," says Trump.

Drain that swamp.

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:14 (seven years ago)

Okay seeing a rumor that Flynn will testify that Trump directly ordered him to make contact with the Russians. That's...that's something. (Let's see if it's real.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:15 (seven years ago)

Just now: @BrianRoss on @ABC News Special Report: Flynn promised full cooperation to the Mueller team and is prepared to testify that candidate Trump "directed him to make contact with the Russians.” https://t.co/E0tA37GOo0 pic.twitter.com/PmNEO7eekt

— Dan Linden (@DanLinden) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

!!!

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

maybe santa is real guys

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

WE'RE GONNA SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

OPPO DUMP

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

that’s what broke the oval office shitter iirc

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:21 (seven years ago)

THIS IS BIG YES?

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:21 (seven years ago)

https://www.blumenthal.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Pence%20letter.pdf

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

Dumbest movement in political history would be in the West Wing toilet right now if they could only get the damn seat fixed.

Moodles, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:23 (seven years ago)

that DependsTM

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

terrible timing, dropping all this in the middle of infrastructure week

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

Erik Prince just now on lesson to be taken from Flynn charge/plea: "Don't talk to the FBI"

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

tremendous patriot

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

all I want for Christmas is impeachment.

cajunsunday, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

really trying hard not to get too excited about this but

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

i hope for all our sakes mr. trump buys and flips mr. flynn's house. #MRGA

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

i got chills hearing that you guys . is this real

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:29 (seven years ago)

I'm sure Trump is currently scrambling to offer Flynn a pardon in exchange for not testifying against him

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:29 (seven years ago)

oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

really trying hard not to get too excited about this but

― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, December 1, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

What's that coming out of the gun?

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

this is really fucking with my productivity at work this morning tho

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

holy shit December rules

The feds want Martin Shkreli to fork over the https://twitter.com/stewartbishop/status/936622249431445509 million Wu-Tang Clan Album. pic.twitter.com/5QLWcJgDP7

— Stewart Bishop (@stewartbishop) December 1, 2017

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

I'm sure there's a role for Donald in Britain First if this all goes badly for him.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

really trying hard not to get too excited about this but
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, December 1, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, December 1, 2017

can flynn go 'mute marine'?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

what’s the over/under on flynn suffering a mysterious but fatal injury sometime in the next few days

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

thank god TIME held off on person of the year

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

Okay seeing a rumor that Flynn will testify that Trump directly ordered him to make contact with the Russians. That's...that's something. (Let's see if it's real.)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, December 1, 2017 11:15 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

most of what i see still says it is "senior officials" rather than trump himself

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

And that's suggestive plenty, on its own.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

oh man I hadn't even thought about Mueller being person of the year

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

This fucker.

Full statement from Mike Flynn, who has just entered guilty plea to felony charge in federal court. pic.twitter.com/Y59UmjxW60

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) December 1, 2017

Strip him of everything.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWAJk32r0ZQ

reminds me of

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

"It hurts so much when you falsely accuse me of treason. PS I made false statements about not committing treason."

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

GOD FAMILY MILITARY and yeah maybe a spot of light treason nbd

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

Ty Cobb, ladies and gentlemen!

WH lawyer Ty Cobb describes Trump’s designated national security adviser Michael Flynn as “a former Obama administration official”

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:50 (seven years ago)

DOW at -300 already, imagine if no taxes today

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:51 (seven years ago)

loooooool xp

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:51 (seven years ago)

lol I am not sure "how dare you accuse me of treason; at worst I just committed perjury" is the best PR move here

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:51 (seven years ago)

typical weaselly doublespeak from a former obama administration official

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

The tweet tips the strategy: Trump's team will paint Flynn as a Democrat who Trump appointed in a misguided attempt at bipartisanship. "But you see, you can't give a liberal an inch, you let them in the door and they'll make up FAKE NEWS LEAKS about you.." There's be plenty of people who buy it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

lots of folks on twitter saying it matters a lot whether this happened during campaign or during transition..... but aren't really saying why. can anyone elaborate?

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

a former obama administration official

See? Trump IS draining the swamp of those Obama-administration holdovers who were trying to sabotage his agenda of #MAGA.

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

but Obama personally warned Trump not to hire him

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

lalala can't hear you

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

but Obama personally warned Trump not to hire him

I don't know why Br'er Rabbit and the brier patch suddenly popped into my head

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

^^ my same thought

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

marcos, I guess because campaign and transition personnel may pretty much just be civilians talking out of their ass about nice synergies that may happen. After inauguration, these chuckleheads were in fact and in law part of the actual government of the nation. There are, as they say, rules.

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

Poetic justice.

After issuing his guilty plea, Michael Flynn exits courthouse to chants of “Lock him up.”pic.twitter.com/jFeXOhjQG1

— Rob Bennett (@rob_bennett) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

Susan Collins says she has an agreement on the state and local tax deduction.

She sounded positive. That might be it.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) December 1, 2017



Mitch McConnell: "We have the votes."

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) December 1, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

oh well that brief burst of positivity was nice while it lasted

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

mute marine

You mean like

http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/rs-182980-51506774.jpg

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

oh well that brief burst of positivity was nice while it lasted

― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, December 1, 2017 12:00 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But it was a sure thing prior to the more positive news, despite the recent confirmations.

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

Intrigued that it came down to the SALT deduction. What's the offset?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

The front page of Reddit right now is pretty striking, and not in their usual Nomeansno-like mixture of cats, sex and nazis.

Øystein, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

none of these monsters in the senate are impeaching anyone while they have the votes to do things like this

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

is the thing

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 17:05 (seven years ago)

you weren't kidding about that reddit front page...

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

cats, sex and nazis.


this makes reddit sound a lot more attractive than it actually is

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

DOW at -300 already, imagine if no taxes today

that's less than half of 1 percentage point, and it's already trending back to the morning's starting line

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

impeachment isn't going to happen

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:09 (seven years ago)

xpost
er sorry, at the time it was more than 1. but it's currently back up to -0.40%. i don't know why i care, just a pet peeve

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

MCCONNELL: "See, what we want you to do is to plead guilty to a perjury charge and testify against the President; this will attract all of the media attention and allow us to pass the tax bill with less scrutiny."
FLYNN: "What's in it for me, though?"
MCCONNELL: "I don't know, a pony?"
FLYNN: "SOLD"

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

impeachment isn't going to happen

...this month? or ever?

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

it will never happen as long as the GOP has congressional majorities

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

Two Swiss accounts
were in his name.
Diverted funds
but who's to blame?
The time had come
to tell his tale.
Here's what he said
T'stay out of jail:"

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

no disrespect to Shakey but yeah I'm not gonna buy any expert's opinions on what will never happen here let alone some rando internet poster

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

probably posted here yesterday, but ezra klein's piece about how we don't actually have a way of removing an obviously shitty president seems relevant:

https://www.vox.com/2017/11/30/16517022/impeachment-donald-trump

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

Minor details!

.@kwelkernbc reported on NBC News a few minutes ago that she spoke with someone 'very close to the president' who describes the Flynn development as "very very bad," says there are significant concerns within Trump's inner circle about what Flynn might know and what he might say.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

lol did we link the CNN article here: http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/01/politics/michael-flynn-charged/index.html

The White House said late Friday morning that "nothing about the guilty plea or the charge implicates anyone other than Mr. Flynn.

"The conclusion of this phase of the special counsel's work demonstrates again that the special counsel is moving with all deliberate speed and clears the way for a prompt and reasonable conclusion," Ty Cobb, a White House lawyer, said in a statement.

White House allies initially tried to put a positive spin on the news.

One person familiar with the mood in the West Wing insisted top White House officials were breathing a sigh of relief.

"People in the building are very happy," the source said. "This doesn't lead back to Trump in any way, shape or form." The source noted that Flynn is being charged for making false statements, but not for any improper actions during the campaign.

"This is a further indication that there's nothing there," the source said. "This is a win for the White House."

A source with knowledge of the legal team's thinking tells CNN the Flynn plea "is not going to be a problem" for the President, though it could be a problem for people who worked with Flynn. The source said legal exposure for others would depend on what they might have said to the special counsel.

A source who advises the administration on strategy said this was expected.

"Poor judgment. But this was expected. Trump fired him for lying to (Vice President Mike Pence). Of course, he lied to the FBI, too," the source said.

And another source, who is close to Trump, attempted to downplay the severity of the charge against Flynn by noting that lying in Washington is not new. The source maintained that he was still not worried about any potential cooperation between Flynn and the prosecutors.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:16 (seven years ago)

for real: not saying trump is on his way out this December by any means, but this is definitely a bad development for him, and it is pretty clear that he doesn't respond very well to intense criticism and pressure.

in other words, i hope he doesn't blow up the goddamn world on his way out

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

agreed

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

how are the folks over at beetbort handling this i wonder

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

it will never happen as long as the GOP has congressional majorities

― Οὖτις, Friday, December 1, 2017 12:11 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. GOP will do everything they can to ignore or diminish this. they don't give a shit

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

with an unexpectedly straight bat, weirdly, although the comments are naturally Very Good Content xp

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

every year the first is on a friday i offer a Deficit December oracle. here goes. Barack Hussein Obama will be a Supreme Court Justice some day after 2scoops is history

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:26 (seven years ago)

Democrats are breathing a sigh of relief that a not particularly impressive cop no one has heard (how many people even know their own sheriff much less that of another county) of is going to run, cool.

She might get steamrolled worse than Wendy Davis.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:27 (seven years ago)

yeah idk just seemed like an interesting development

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:28 (seven years ago)

marcos, I guess because campaign and transition personnel may pretty much just be civilians talking out of their ass about nice synergies that may happen. After inauguration, these chuckleheads were in fact and in law part of the actual government of the nation. There are, as they say, rules.

― here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, December 1, 2017 11:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i'm understanding this backwards, but wouldn't it be MORE inappropriate for a campaign to be communicating with a (hostile) foreign government than for a transition team to be reaching out to now-cemented diplomatic channels?

evol j, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

barack obama will be the first chief judge in the newly-established mega city one after bringing justice to the cursed earth

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

i AM THE LAW

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:32 (seven years ago)

No Democrats in Texas believe anyone has a chance against Abbott. But it would be wrong not to run somebody inspiring at the top of the ticket, so this is a good choice. There are downticket races Democrats can win. Why Dems believe Beto can unseat Cruz is a more interesting question... that is unlikely but not impossible.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:33 (seven years ago)

now that i think about it trump’s cabinet appointment process isn’t far off judge cal’s

https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c5bb95c088109be39d44329ed93b6e2/tumblr_n9tje2ngfe1th2zcvo1_500.png

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:37 (seven years ago)

wait... what?

“I am pleased to announce I will vote in support of the tax reform bill,” Flake said in a statement. He said he’d secured leadership support for priorities related to expensing and to a solution for immigrants brought illegally to this country as children.

this bill is just a total hodgepodge at this point

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

I have 'secured support for priorities' fuckin' a jeff well done

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:56 (seven years ago)

flake by name...

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:56 (seven years ago)

flake jeff flake >:(

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

whoever said upthread that all of this is just an excuse for these scum to pose as "serious thinkers weighing important issues" - you were right.

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

(in the previous thread, I mean)

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcKtEUUg4Qa/

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

lol is that real ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:06 (seven years ago)

can we get comey on the ‘moral arc of the universe’ thread pls

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

that was me sleeve :)

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:10 (seven years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/key-issue-in-flynn-plea-deal

The key question out of the Flynn plea agreement is the identity of the person referenced as a “senior official of the Presidential Transition Team” and another termed a “very senior member of the Presidential Transition Team”.

...The ‘very’ in “very senior member” seems like an almost over the top effort to convey just who it was the prosecutors are talking about. It’s hard to see that that is not either Pence or President Trump, though it also strikes me as perhaps a bit too coy to refer to the incoming President as a member of transition team.

...The clear takeaway is that basically all of Trump’s top advisors, including the President and almost certainly Vice President Pence, were in the loop about these calls even if they did not themselves speak to Flynn directly.

Who are these people, the “senior official” and the “very senior official” I doubt we’ll have to wait long to find out.

pretty obvious implications based upon the plea deal and the statement, but still very surreal

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:11 (seven years ago)

the guy on the right used taxpayer money to settle a sexual harassment scandal https://t.co/5Dc4DF3alD pic.twitter.com/fZXdcpBQUH

— Rex Santus (@rexsantus) December 1, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

looks like it is kushner?

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-12-01/kushner-is-said-to-have-ordered-flynn-to-contact-russia

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

looks like this handy cut-out-and-keep guide to russian collusion might come in handy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP-wzWMX0AEYLoq?format=jpg

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

cool, clear as mud

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

can't wait till this affair helps bring down the massively important *squints* jaren frishner

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 18:32 (seven years ago)

Prosecutors stated Flynn was directed to engage the Russians on 12/29/16 by donald’s national security transition team.

Senator Tom Cotton was on that team.

The same Tom Cotton who rabidly defended Mike Flynn.

The same Tom Cotton about to be nominated as CIA Director.

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) December 1, 2017

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:36 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile right-wingers are all like "HELLO? reaching out to foreign powers was his JOB, that's NORMAL, that's what an incoming administration is SUPPOSED to do; if Trump hadn't done that, the media would be all like 'he's not prepared!'."

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcKtEUUg4Qa/

― Evan, Friday, December 1, 2017 1:02 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crazy how everyone who escapes from this shitpile of a government (Comey/Boehner/Obama) seems to have the time of their lives

voodoo chili, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

there's like three people Flynn could have possibly flipped on, I don't see how this leads to anyone other than Trump himself honestly

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:41 (seven years ago)

Other right-wing lines:

"It's called DIPLOMACY! you fuckheads" etc. etc.

Then shifting to "man, that Obama admin official..."

Or, best, "well now that he's an admitted liar, nothing Flynn says can be taken seriously now! The first question will be 'did you admit to lying' / 'yes' / 'okay so why should be believe anything you say now?'."

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

Re: Tom Cotton "about to be nominated as CIA director",

despite being reported by NYT and elsewhere last night as something that is happening, it's not clear at all that Pompeo > State / Cotton > CIA / Tillerson > Ducktales Silo filled with Gold is a real thing or ongoing process.

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

Ly'nn Flynn

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:46 (seven years ago)

There Is No Evidence of ‘Collusion’ in Michael Flynn’s Offense Statement

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:47 (seven years ago)

lol david french you magnificent bastard

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

le david français

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

David Freedom

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:51 (seven years ago)

Instead, it amplifies the fact that Flynn apparently lied about contacts that were lawful and appropriate.

y tho?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

Thing is strictly speaking French is right based on the exact charge and statement. The split right now is to whether that's 'all' that's there -- haha! -- or if there's something more as yet formally undiscussed in terms of charges and offenses. In terms of NRO world Andrew McCarthy is pushing the first option hard, French is there too, whereas in his Bloomberg piece Eli Lake is vaguely more 'maybe?' about it. But this is clearly closer to what's likely happening:

Had lunch with a lawyer today. He noted that Mueller will "report back" to the court on sentencing, which (he says) is an anvil hanging over Flynn's head for as long as Mueller wants.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

really trying not to get too excited about any of this

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

It's another step. It's a BIG step, because for the first time reaches beyond 'mere' campaign operatives towards someone formally in government and his actions there and immediately proceeding. So we'll see what's next.

What will be interesting is if there's some new signal from somewhere. This news was essentially out in the open a week and a half back when the report about Flynn's lawyer discontinuing cooperation with Trump/Kushner's folks circulated. We see something like this again, you'll know something major is up.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 19:10 (seven years ago)

Trump firing Comey to protect Flynn, leading to Mueller using a special counsel to get Flynn to flip against Trump is some delicious irony

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 19:10 (seven years ago)

with the intelligence level of this White House they probably think you meant "ironing."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:11 (seven years ago)

like a dorm room grilled cheese

j., Friday, 1 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

never forget

US Politics December 2017: Deficits Don't Matter

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:16 (seven years ago)

I'm pouring out a 40 for the other thread as we speak.

Meanwhile

Trump firing Comey to protect Flynn, leading to Mueller using a special counsel to get Flynn to flip against Trump

is the "she swallowed the spider to catch the fly" of US politics

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

I don't know why we elected this guy
I hope he dies

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

lol

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

Re: Tom Cotton "about to be nominated as CIA director",

despite being reported by NYT and elsewhere last night as something that is happening, it's not clear at all that Pompeo > State / Cotton > CIA / Tillerson > Ducktales Silo filled with Gold is a real thing or ongoing process.

― Karl Malone, Friday, December 1, 2017 6:45 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah no way Tillerson leaves before 2/1 unless he gets fired. supposedly he has to pay taxes on his titanic exxon divestment if he quits any earlier.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

Had lunch with a lawyer today. He noted that Mueller will "report back" to the court on sentencing, which (he says) is an anvil hanging over Flynn's head for as long as Mueller wants.

from that tom nichols tweet - no shit. flynn is cooperating and will be sentenced once this whole thing is wrapped up. then the DOJ will weigh in on whether he rendered 'substantial assistance' and if so - have his sentence reduced to the bare minimum. anything short of substantial assistance will get him the full 5 years. still its not that much time which means he has some good ass info on higher ups.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

supposedly he has to pay taxes on his titanic exxon divestment if he quits any earlier.


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reservoir_dogs_violine.jpg

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

If Flynn’s pleading guilty to lying about this Russia meeting does that mean he won’t be charged for his Turkish connection, which some reports said involved discussing taking bribes for extraditing a guy?

New Jersey (treeship 2), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/11/10/michael-flynn-investigation-turkey-cleric-wsj-cuomo-bts-newday.cnn

These shennanigans.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:51 (seven years ago)

does that mean he won’t be charged for his Turkish connection

as I read it, it means that Mueller is keeping that charge in his hip pocket, as leverage, so that Flynn stays maximally cooperative through fear of the consequences for himself if he doesn't come clean and feed Mueller everything he knows. Since more items may arise where Flynn's knowledge may be important, Mueller won't resolve that charge until he's sure he's drained Flynn of every scrap of info he knows.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

Alright. As long as this isn’t the final “deal.” Bc handing over dissidents for cash is reprehensible and he should be held accountable.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

The deal ain't over or set in stone until he's sentenced.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

have 'secured support for priorities' fuckin' a jeff well done

I would simply point out that jeff 'the flake' flake is a republican. he's just more of a bush republican than a trump republican.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

Y'know, it's easy to gloat, but I think it's kind of beautiful General Flynn is flipping because he knows his son @mflynnJR is too weak for prison. That's the heartwarming lesson I take out of this.

— John Rogers (@jonrog1) December 1, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:13 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Jared Kushner is the "very senior member" of Trump transition mentioned in Michael Flynn guilty plea, NBC News has learned. https://t.co/zry8ksiZr0

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) December 1, 2017

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

soooo....Ivanka's gonna be single

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

Twitter silence finally broken, glad to see he's addressing the elephant in the room

The media has been speculating that I fired Rex Tillerson or that he would be leaving soon - FAKE NEWS! He’s not leaving and while we disagree on certain subjects, (I call the final shots) we work well together and America is highly respected again!https://t.co/FrqiPLFJ1E

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 1, 2017

"I call the final shots" would've been an excellent December thread title...mods, make it happen

frogbs, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:17 (seven years ago)

Jared Kushner is the "very senior member" of Trump transition mentioned in Michael Flynn guilty plea

fleas are hard to kill. fingertip pressure is not nearly enough. it is best to crush them between two hard surfaces, such as between one's fingernails.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:18 (seven years ago)

Opportunity missed.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:18 (seven years ago)

Speaking of Flynn Jr. he suddenly posted this

Family is the most important thing in life.....don’t ever take yours for granted. Thanks everyone for the support. pic.twitter.com/gVEilG9Dde

— 🇺🇸MFLYNNJR🇺🇸 (@mflynnJR) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

Opportunity missed.

More likely delayed.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)

never forget -- i call the final shots

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

I don't want to be a downer but impending passage of tax bill is worse news than Flynn plea is good news.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

You may disagree if you choose but I call the final shots

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

deficits don't matter, whatever happens

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

i don't think that's lost on anybody in this thread xxp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

I don't want to be a downer but impending passage of tax bill is worse news than Flynn plea is good news.

on the plus side, a bunch of GOP Reps will lose their seats if they just vote "yes" on the Senate bill

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

all I want for Christmas is impeachment.

even 2019 is a long shot, junior

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

yup

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)

2022, who knows?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

Yeah at this point it's less about the vote today as the attempts at reconciliation. Which could happen but I suspect it won't happen the way anyone in the GOP wants.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

More likely delayed.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, December 1, 2017 3:20 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha -- I meant thread title. Should have xposted

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:30 (seven years ago)

99/ This, then, is the key *political*—rather than legal—debate of our moment and perhaps our time: conservatives trying to squeeze as much political value as possible out of a presidency that will end in not just disgrace but public acceptance as the worst America has ever seen.

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) December 1, 2017


.
looool been seeing a lot of folks sharing this thread, a friend retweeted part NINETY-NINE gtfo (then i see he goes to 100 and has a bunch of PS tweets). a while back i followed and then unfollowed abramson faster than i think i have w/ anyone

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

At least Mariotti keeps his fairly short and specific.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

we've been through this with him, he's awful

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)

imagine if you could post short essays in full length on the internet, instead of having to break them up into several dozen tweets.

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)

mariotti is pretty good imo xp

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)

yeah sorry I meant Abramson, idk Mariotti

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

a presidency that will end in not just disgrace but public acceptance as the worst America has ever seen.


abramson’s out of his fucking gourd if he thinks the chuds are just gonna roll over and be like ‘whoops, worst president ever!’ instead of doubling down on the worst elements of the last couple of years

genie’s out of the bottle and he’s not going back in anytime soon

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

xps

reconciliation is definitely the last opportunity for the tax bill to lose its legs. I think Ryan has more flexibility to lose votes than McConnell does, so the Senate version is likely to be very little modified coming out of reconciliation. of course, that's when the freedom caucus will see its chance to collect some pelts. but in the end it all comes down to just counting and recounting votes, and none of us will see the real sausage making in action.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

he thinks the chuds are just gonna roll over and be like ‘whoops, worst president ever!’

they did with Dubya, they'll do it again

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

the GOP went from worshiping Bush to denouncing him as a deficit-busting heretic the moment his approval ratings dipped below thirty percent. The GOP will read Trump out of the party as an aberration in a few years too.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

but, oh, those few years...

here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

everyone should tweet HAPPY HOLIDAYS to DT and fam

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

if he thinks the chuds are just gonna roll over and be like ‘whoops, worst president ever!’

I think there was at least one element of the voters who thought, this trump guy seems damned iffy, but he sure talks big and sounds confident. I don't know. maybe he can deliver or maybe he's really as bad as he looks, but I'm willing to roll the dice on him. at least he's not Hillary.

That slice, even if it was only 5% of his total vote, was enough to elect him. I expect they are getting sick and tired of winning by now and it can only go downhill from here.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

and Hillary isn't running again in 2020.. (or so I am lead to believe)

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

She's stated as much, anyway.

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

I have hardcore lefties/Bernie-ites who have actually told me we can't run another woman (much less a non-white woman) against Trump in 2020 :(

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:05 (seven years ago)

the implication being that it *has* to be an old white guy if we want to "win back" those "swing" voters

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

those ppl are idiots

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

hardcore lefties and bernard brothers are two different sets of folks

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

I think Abramson is a nutcase and I'm for sure not gonna read his latest extrusion but tweet #99 above seems pretty much right to me!

Lots of people loved Nixon right up until the end and thought he was getting railroaded by the Commies and the Jews. It doesn't seem at all nuts to me to imagine Trump universally understood as a disgrace ten years from now.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

but yeah whoever said that is dumb obviously

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

hardcore lefties/Bernie-ites who have actually told me we can't run another woman (much less a non-white woman) against Trump

and they are all political savants, amirite?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

nah, just the Cult of Bernie

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:08 (seven years ago)

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of bernard brothers would be perfectly happy to back warren

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

Trump would love to run against Warren

which I take as a bad omen

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)

maybe whoever runs shouldn't be 70

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

yup

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

"I have hardcore lefties/Bernie-ites who have actually told me we can't run another woman (much less a non-white woman) against Trump in 2020 :(

― Οὖτις, Friday, December 1, 2017 9:05 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the implication being that it *has* to be an old white guy if we want to "win back" those "swing" voters"

yes those people are idiots. it's not about getting votes from a shrinking demographic (stupid old white men in the rust belt states), it's about energizing the demographic that elected Obama, which is largely female, largely multicultural, and largely urban. They're the ones who weren't excited by Hilary.

akm, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:12 (seven years ago)

I find the argument that Warren shouldn't run because he'll call her a dumb name weird. Like, who isn't he going to call a dumb name

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:12 (seven years ago)

which is why Harris or Gillibrand or even stupid Gabbard would probably do well against Trump.

akm, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:12 (seven years ago)

howard dean was on NPR the other day and said basically the same thing. I still like Dean. guy knows how the democratic party should work.

akm, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:13 (seven years ago)

it's about energizing the demographic that elected Obama, which is largely female, largely multicultural, and largely urban. They're the ones who weren't excited by Hilary.

otm, let us never forget that Trump won with less Repub votes than Romney got

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

maybe whoever runs shouldn't be 70


mark zuckerberg is a spry, limber 33

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

I've never seen warren on the campaign trail. If she's able to rouse the rabble with a good red-meat speech, then trump hasn't a prayer. If she's a Hillary-level campaigner, she'd have Hillary-level problems beating trump.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:15 (seven years ago)

maybe whoever runs shouldn't be 70

― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, December 1, 2017 4:11 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

― Simon H., Friday, December 1, 2017 4:11 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM
OTM
OTM
OTM

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

ban septuogenerians from elected office

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

agreed akm, I think Dean is right as well.

I love Kamala and am proud of her and generally supportive of her running, but tbh I dunno if she has the starpower/media instincts to really eviscerate 2scoops. I hope so.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

mark zuckerberg is a spry, limber 33

which is why he can't run

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

xp yes to marcos, DJP, Simon, ban these baby boom fuckers for life

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

Amend Constitution, make 35 a ceiling rather than a floor.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

the accelerationist in me wants the Zuck to run

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)

/ mark zuckerberg is a spry, limber 33/

which is why he can't run


i dunno, he’s got a runner’s build

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)

ban these baby boom fuckers for life

hey! I resemble that remark!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

lol Zuck will be 35 in May 2019, he can run if he wants to

I don't necessarily think this will be a good idea, mind you

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

zuck’s 35 in may 2019 btw

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

although we all know the next President will be Dwayne Johnson

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:21 (seven years ago)

Good thing Miller is only 32 (somehow)

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:21 (seven years ago)

"I helped fuck up the last election and my product is garbage! Vote for me!"

I hope he dies in a robot-driven car-crash

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:21 (seven years ago)

save it for the RIP thread man

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

there's a thread for this

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

President Johnson cannot be contained to just one thread

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:23 (seven years ago)

maybe whoever runs shouldn't be 70

― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, December 1, 2017 4:11 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

― Simon H., Friday, December 1, 2017 4:11 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM
OTM
OTM
OTM

― marcos, Friday, December 1, 2017 3:16 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gbx, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:23 (seven years ago)

good idea Granny thx

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

although we all know the next President will be Dwayne Johnson


we should be so lucky

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)

I find ppl's affection for the Rock baffling. everyone loves a self-effacing, alpha-male charmer I guess.

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:28 (seven years ago)

I find ppl's affection for the Rock baffling

same tbh

Simon H., Friday, 1 December 2017 21:29 (seven years ago)

guys have you seen his smile, omg

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:32 (seven years ago)

I've read his (ghost-written) autobiography!

he calls a lot of people jabroni and refers to "the Rock" in the third person, as a separate entity from "Dwayne Johnson"

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:33 (seven years ago)

also have you smelled what he is cooking, omg

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:34 (seven years ago)

in comparison to trump, the guy is aristotle

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

I wonder how many times family members teased him with that line after he exited the bathroom

xp

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:36 (seven years ago)

Yeah forget 70 year olds go for a young fresh politician like, er, Napoleon Macron or that Hitler Youth guy in Austria.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:37 (seven years ago)

Trump team will surely get a lot of mileage out of this absurd defense.

lol wut? White House now saying Obama "authorized" Flynn's conversations with Russian Ambassador. pic.twitter.com/0VVl0TN2ci

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 1, 2017

Moodles, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:47 (seven years ago)

thanks obama

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

Um, I think the problem is he lied to the FBI about the conversation. And it's even a little bit about what he said during the conversation about lifting sanctions. And then lied about.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

corker now a 'no'?

global tetrahedron, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:54 (seven years ago)

iirc Obama started birtherism too

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

where are you seeing that

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

started it by being born iirc

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

INBOX: Corker will vote no on the tax bill

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) December 1, 2017

global tetrahedron, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

Eh, they can afford to lose him.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

yeah there needs to be two more

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:02 (seven years ago)

vote delayed again, until tomorrow?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:05 (seven years ago)

now *that* is interesting

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:07 (seven years ago)

Huh.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:09 (seven years ago)

math is hard

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:11 (seven years ago)

this shit is killing me but yeah that's a good sign

sleeve, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

Collins cannot possibly actually believe what Mitch is selling her, can she?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 22:22 (seven years ago)

tax cuts are like the one GOP orthodoxy she ascribes to

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:23 (seven years ago)

i.e. "Mitch promised me he wouldn't invoke the law that triggers automatic Medicare cuts when this bill blows up the deficit three years from now, why would he do such a mean thing, he told me"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 December 2017 22:23 (seven years ago)

(er "subscribes" I meant)

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:24 (seven years ago)

Meantime, separately, a little fun:

https://medium.com/@ScottMStedman/exclusive-developer-of-trump-tower-moscow-received-loan-from-sanctioned-sberbank-three-weeks-after-df582c22eb72

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:25 (seven years ago)

Not surprising

MORE: An additional "senior official" cited in court documents is K.T. McFarland, the former deputy national security adviser, sources tell @ABC. https://t.co/JalkVUIdsa

— ABC News (@ABC) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)

I always get confused when I see KT McFarland and think about KT Tunstall.

akm, Friday, 1 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

Today I can't help remembering Michael Hastings's prescient and important reporting on Mike Flynn. An excerpt from THE OPERATORS, published in January 2012: pic.twitter.com/Ex6lbrTghR

— Elise Jordan (@Elise_Jordan) December 1, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 December 2017 23:11 (seven years ago)

i'd tell you gabbnebs to once again STFU about POTUS 2020, except of course all the big players are already raising money.

(and all the 'electable' ones under 70 kinda suck)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:12 (seven years ago)

re Corker

What an absolute hypocrite and fraud. He was the swing vote on the budget committee. Struck the deal and cast the deciding vote to allow this deficit-exploding bill to pass with 50 votes. This vote now means absolutely nothing. https://t.co/lPyFIduy5i

— Seth Hanlon (@SethHanlon) December 1, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

Cork Bob Corker and Flake Jeff Flake

btw I keep hearing the both sides do it crowd talk about E. Warren pretending to be Native American? is that true??

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:22 (seven years ago)

It’s sort of true but who cares

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:29 (seven years ago)

I think she was mistaken about her ancestry personally but right wingers think she reported herself as 5% native american or something to get affirmative action benefits.

I don’t even know my whole ancestry. I might say I’m part native american as a sign of solidarity with warren.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:31 (seven years ago)

the accelerationist in me wants the Zuck to run


is this a joke? if so, I apologize for my tin ear; I’m a little ragged. if not, man, fuck this sentiment for real. why not just hope Trump becomes a Putin-style autocrat for real, at that?

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:33 (seven years ago)

also fuck the Republican Party and its ushering in the gilded age part two ass politics

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:34 (seven years ago)

http://www.factcheck.org/2017/12/elizabeth-warrens-pocahontas-controversy/

Brad C., Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

I really think if someone in the House proposed a bring back slavery bill (we’ll harvest slaves from those currently caught up in the criminal justice system) that shit might pass. I’m 100% serious.

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

@horseshoe I don't like human suffering. yes, I was (darkly) joking

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:37 (seven years ago)

Dont give them any ideas

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:38 (seven years ago)

sorry, it’s been a shitty week

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:38 (seven years ago)

I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better. pic.twitter.com/q6lTpXoXS0

— Senator Jon Tester (@SenatorTester) December 2, 2017

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:49 (seven years ago)

these people are among the most contemptible pieces of shit to ever walk the earth

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:55 (seven years ago)

I wish I were making this up. This is the version of the #GOPTaxScam the Senate votes on tonight. Handwritten text up and down the margins. pic.twitter.com/MnC4eyHAlU

— Chad Bolt (@chadderr) December 1, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:58 (seven years ago)

the GOP went from worshiping Bush to denouncing him as a deficit-busting heretic the moment his approval ratings dipped below thirty percent.

maybe it's just where I live but I've never heard any Republicans say bad things about GWB. (Trump doesn't count)

crüt, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:00 (seven years ago)

i believe the word Tester can't read is "attributable"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:04 (seven years ago)

really think if someone in the House proposed a bring back slavery bill (we’ll harvest slaves from those currently caught up in the criminal justice system) that shit might pass. I’m 100% serious.

tbh this is essentially what is happening, legally, all over the country. Prisoners are given work that is intended to directly profit private companies. The rise of private prisons in the US is really something to be concerned about imo. pretty good article here tho it's from last year - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/prison-labor-strike-history-heather-ann-thompson/

ian, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:23 (seven years ago)

agreed, which makes my rage feel even more useless but gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate these motherfuckers so much

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:24 (seven years ago)

they want us all gone so that they can finish off the planet without hindrance

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:26 (seven years ago)

maybe they’ll bring back child labor for poor kids, you know? the KKK is already resurging a la gilded age. fuck this shit.

horseshoe, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:27 (seven years ago)

To arms, gabbnebs!

(not entirely facetious except for actual arms tbrr)

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:29 (seven years ago)

maybe it's just where I live but I've never heard any Republicans say bad things about GWB. (Trump doesn't count)

― crüt, Friday, December 1, 2017 8:00 PM (forty-one minutes ago)

Irrelevant NRO, FOX commentator, and Red State types.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:43 (seven years ago)

Meantime, how some other sausage is made. Worth a read, confirms a lot of supposition -- this is all from Flynn's legal team, one presumes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/facing-mounting-legal-vulnerabilities-flynn-turned-to-a-deal/2017/12/01/72b38dfc-d6b7-11e7-b62d-d9345ced896d_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_flynndeal-750pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.ebc5e9f7c7dc

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:43 (seven years ago)

they want us all gone so that they can finish off the planet without hindrance

― horseshoe

truth bomb

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

p much

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:55 (seven years ago)

met a KKK guy the other day (pt), pretty sure he's been a jerk all his life but my god he has been bold about giving the POC staff hell

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 01:58 (seven years ago)

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/362902-senators-vote-down-rubio-lee-child-tax-credit-expansion

Does this mean the hairpiece that walks like a man will vote no?! Let's take bets.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 December 2017 04:35 (seven years ago)

Yes Warren is what we like to call a Pretendian. She hasn't done herself any favors by buckling down on that by insisting family lore is a legitimate way to claim your connection to a tribe. I'd forgive this more if she were an advocate.

Someone I know just wrote this: http://www.yesmagazine.org/people-power/pocahontas-is-not-a-name-that-should-offend-you-20171201

akm, Saturday, 2 December 2017 04:39 (seven years ago)

so they're passing the bill in the senate now

Dan S, Saturday, 2 December 2017 06:51 (seven years ago)

'contemptible pieces of shit' is exactly right

Dan S, Saturday, 2 December 2017 06:56 (seven years ago)

inevitably, when republicans are crowing in about 6 years about the deficit, let us all wreeeeeeeeeeeetch at this memory

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 December 2017 07:22 (seven years ago)

A lot of us will be dead by then.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:09 (seven years ago)

inshallah

j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:41 (seven years ago)

heinous bills like this pass in part bc Dems don't know how to communicate. I am sick and tired of this amateur hour bullshit pic.twitter.com/tBv7cPrKyE

— blupman. (@blippoblappo) December 2, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:42 (seven years ago)

Uh, so, Ted Cruz and 49 of his friends just added a tax break for private school tuition. https://t.co/qcjBHhdRut

— Ben Wikler (@benwikler) December 2, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:44 (seven years ago)

inevitably, when republicans are crowing in about 6 years about the deficit, let us all wreeeeeeeeeeeetch at this memory

We will, the public will not and the next Democratic President will be Clinton and Obama-ed on spending when they try to return us to any semblance of reasonable governance.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:58 (seven years ago)

deficits don't matter, people. and you know what, forget it. we're better than they are, funnier, harder on each other, they just have more power, that's all

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 12:13 (seven years ago)

off with their heads

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:20 (seven years ago)

While the Democrats have lost in the short term, they are wisely focused on the tax bill's impact on the national debt so they can also lose in the long term https://t.co/5BllxqLsA9

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) December 2, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:32 (seven years ago)

so far i've mainly seen bernie talking about future republican efforts to cut social security and medicare under the rubric of the debt

btw off with their heads

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:35 (seven years ago)

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— Mayday by Ida (@MaydayByIda) December 1, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:46 (seven years ago)

I'm going to be rushing my patented anti-decapitation collar to market just after the holidays, if anyone wants to get in on what's sure to be a windfall. It's totally defective, of course, because fuck every one of these motherfuckers who are about to become intimately if very briefly acquainted with what the inside of wicker basket full of heads looks like.

Oh, who am I kidding, they can go ahead and start picking new office furniture to commemorate their landslide reelections next year. Excuse me while I choke down some Zoloft and pretend that the landmass isn't dissolving beneath our feet.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:50 (seven years ago)

I'm still a non-US resident for tax purposes but it has been almost physically painful to read about this bill.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:53 (seven years ago)

this justifies violence

een, Saturday, 2 December 2017 14:59 (seven years ago)

$1.4 trillion, $1.3 trillion

According to Make Lemonade, there are more than 44 million borrowers with $1.3 trillion in student loan debt in the U.S. alone. The average student in the Class of 2016 has $37,172 in student loan debt.

https://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=https://www.forbes.com/sites/zackfriedman/2017/02/21/student-loan-debt-statistics-2017/&refURL=https://www.google.com/&referrer=https://www.google.com/

if the government kept current tax levels where they're at, we the people could write off everyone's student loan debt and still save $100,000,000,000, while probably some if not all of that money college grads pay to banks and the government every month would instead be spent in the consumer economy. we can't have that, though, because freedom, taxes are theft, and we can't let the soviets win

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

yall done fucked up

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:30 (seven years ago)

We fucked up? I beg to differ! Look at Morbius - he’s posting other people’s tweets to prove this is all the Democratic Party’s fault, and is therefore unquestionable.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

watch Trump not realize he has to sign it

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

somewhere in hell jefferson davis, joseph stalin, and chairman mao are laughing their asses off at the united states of america

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

I'd say the fact that a tax cut bill is actually broadly unpopular speaks pretty well of Dem/left messaging, and maybe a dumb poster on CSPAN2 isn't a prime example of that messaging.

I'm horribly depressed btw but all the public messaging from Dems seemed fairly on-target, and the deficit focus was probably a better bet for trying to peel off Republican votes than, like, appealing to basic fucking decency.

JoeStork, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

re: dems, these three seem like good candidates for th efiring line

.@TheWayWithAnoa @BenjaminPDixon To prevent the #GOPTaxScam from destroying the safety net, @SenSanders proposed an amendment to its language that would have blocked attempts to cut Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Three Dems voted against it. https://t.co/ywjcsWcoC0 pic.twitter.com/fq9NPzvZra

— Michael McAllister (@ThatMichaelM) December 2, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:05 (seven years ago)

Tell the one percent to suck a dick, because we on now
Tell the government to suck a dick, because we on now
Tell the president to suck a dick, because we on now
We on now
We on now
We on now
We on now

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

Another former holdout, Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), also based her vote on promises from the Trump administration and Senate leadership: one to pass two health care bills to mitigate the damage wrought by the repeal of Obamacare’s individual mandate, and another to waive the deep automatic cuts to Medicare that would be triggered by the tax bill’s enormous price tag.

*facepalm*

oh yeah, they're definitely going to get right to work on mitigating the damage wrought by the repeal of the individual mandate. it's just that first they have to go ahead and have trump sign the bill that repeals the individual mandate.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

Warner and Durbin joined Carper, eh

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

Durbin would have been a yes vote, his no was a procedural thing afaik

JoeStork, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:09 (seven years ago)

do you guys remember in junior high when the outnumbered bullies picked on and lorded it over everyone else? because nothing's changed

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

“in part” is doing a lot of work here. I realize it’s a screenshot of one slogan on the senate floor I’m sure lots of people saw but Dems have been vocally condemning thr bill and it’s polled very badly and they all voted against it. Why can’t peolke like this just say “I wish more people had voted for Dems so this scary legislation wouldn’t exist in the first place”?

“heinous bills like this pass in part bc Dems don't know how to communicate. I am sick and tired of this amateur hour bullshit pic.twitter.com/tBv7cPrKyE”
— blupman. (@blippoblappo) December 2, 2017

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

Even when zero Democrats vote for a bill, they get dunked on for not voting against it harder. https://t.co/UJkLLSvHJG

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) December 2, 2017

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

Don’t give Morbs and his ilk more attention than they deserve

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

from the "shocking!" file

https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.05303

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

can someone give me the names/states of the three Democrats who I'm going to be calling to yell at? (note: my line of attack with out-of-district problems is "I will donate to your challenger")

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

(the ones in Simon's post who voted against the Sanders amendement)

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

We already did, and, yes, JoeStork is right: I don't know who voted no for procedural reasons.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

go 'head and keep committing suicide by DNC, centrists

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

The following Democrats voted against Sanders’ amendment to block cuts on Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security: Sen. Tom Carper (DE), Sen. Dick Durbin (IL), Sen. Mark Warner (VA).

http://heavy.com/news/2017/12/democrats-voted-against-bernie-sanders-tax-amendment-why/

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

OK, El Tomboto can spring into action against Warner, should he choose to accept his assignment

bcz with Dems like him, bring on Louis XV

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

xps sorry missed that somehow! procedural point taken

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

I’m at an all-day event and can’t respond to all the pro-Democrat cheerleaders in my mentions right now, so I’ll just say: *of course* no Dems voted for the bill. They’ve also failed to offer a robust countervision to oligarchy for decades, which helped set the stage for this

— Natalie Shure (@nataliesurely) December 2, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

democrats made this mess, left wing podcasts and socialist twitter will definitely get us out of it

the late great, Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

there's no substitute for organizing.

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:50 (seven years ago)

maybe Dems should try their "effective messaging" DURING CAMPAIGNS

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

For the last forty years we were playing tiddlywinks while the Republicans were waging total war. They started with Nixon's Southern Strategy, moved onto NCPAC, Reaganism, and Gingrichism. From there it's been a steady march to kleptocracy and fascism.

The Democrats abandoned Labor in 1968 and became New Democrats Republican Lite in 1992. They have been moving steadily Right and losing at all levels. They turned into a fundraising machine with no message.

The destruction of traditional journalism and even the concepts of fact and truth has been a large part of it.

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

who's that from?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

some rando on another message board

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

Say some obvious shit, blame the Dems, get quoted

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

Can we move the flagellation and moaning to the other thread? I’m with qualms, there’s room for two, marcos is a reactionary traditionalist

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

they already locked me down. we're all stuck here together. no exit!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

there's no substitute for organizing.

― Simon H., Saturday, December 2, 2017 11:50 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otmfm

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

Can someone explain how Articulating a Democratic Vision would've changed the outcome this time?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

there's no substitute for ACORN. james o'keefe is a "conservative" hero

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:18 (seven years ago)

The Dems didn't even flip Minchin, we were not gonna flip Collins or McCain.

Articulating the Democratic Vision starts NOW.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:18 (seven years ago)

qualmsley i am super down with your assessment of us vs them, i agree with it. we are funnier and smarter and harder working and there are more of us. it is just so hideously demoralizing to lose despite all that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

alfreed so far this week:

trump tweeted out a snuff film and embraced a hate speech organization from Britain
Flynn flipped and confirmed that Trump and Pence illegally colluded with russia to win the election
the GOP rushed a secret tax reform bill thru the senate in the dead of night and didn't let anyone read it
the GOP is pushing HARD to put a pedophile into the Senate in Alabama, and believes that its perfectly fine for 30+ year old men to fondle 14 year old girls

if we can't message with all that garbage going on, i don't know how we're ever gonna

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

Did Flynn’s guilty plea confirm collusion though? ABC report corrected to say he was urged to contact Russians during transition not during campaign.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

Qualmsey, I refer to stopping what happened early this morning.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

What’s most important is identifying incumbent Democrats to scream at. Any time spent thinking about how to throw GOP candidates out of office is obviously a snipe hunt for numbskulls and fantasists.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:39 (seven years ago)

hear hear alfred and tracer and tombot. nerdstrom, like with papadopoulos, mueller only charged flynn with one count -- lying to the FBI -- in exchange for his cooperation. supposedly the directions to contact russia (despite sanctions!) during the transition is just the tip of the iceberg, and what's underwater is what they'll charge kushner / pence / trump(s) with. supposedly

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

tax the rich

that's my vision

j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

Why even field candidates to run against GOP incumbents, when you know they'll just become a sinkhole for donations that could be going to your safe seats?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

democrats need to get off their high horses and frame the opposition as effectively as the opposition frames them

republicans create huge deficits because they want to kill Social Security and Medicare and the rest of the social safety net to cut even more taxes on the rich

repeat that or something way better and laugh in their faces instead of being defensive all the fucking time like stuck-up upper middle class 'don't rock the boat'ers. jeez louise

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

What’s most important is identifying incumbent Democrats to scream at. Any time spent thinking about how to throw GOP candidates out of office

can you see how these are related?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

Divide and conquer, my man

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

you can't divide me!

Democrats are tools to be used, I'm not one.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

This tweet strikes me as a bad idea:

I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI. He has pled guilty to those lies. It is a shame because his actions during the transition were lawful. There was nothing to hide!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 2, 2017

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

I guess I mean I’d prefer to focus on getting Dems elected and if you want to focus on bending them left then we both get more of what we want

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

self-xp

Lol yeah that tweet was obviously not cleared by counsel

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

yeah that's nuts

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

those two goals are even more closely related!

together we can build a progressive renaissance, i can feel it

xxp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

mr. president the russian government was under sanctions for hacking the election you "won" (and annexing the crimea). it was totally illegal you silver spoon spiral combover fake spray dipshit

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/UvO6cQGcme

— Christmas (Bobby please come home) (@BobbyBigWheel) December 2, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

The fact that people have the “blame the Dems” reflex over a bill that wouldn’t exist if Dems were in power has a lot to do with how we ended up in this situation. It was obvious and frustrating at the time that the possibility of something like this was never a matter consequence to people you see those takes from now.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

durbin was apparently the procedural vote last night btw

https://t.co/wz0QtiucKW

— Summers Brother 🍕 (@hugetinymistake) December 2, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

I've looked at life
From both sides now

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:04 (seven years ago)

it's bigger, it's bigger than you, and you are not me

http://www.wbur.org/onpoint/2017/11/29/johnson-amendment-nonprofits

^ one of the many achaian warriors hidden in this trojan horse of a neo-feudalist tax "reform" bill. buckle up, blue america!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:15 (seven years ago)

Oh that’s going to be EPIC

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:20 (seven years ago)

That is some serious dumbassery if they think allowing 501c3s to openly do politics is going to benefit GOP ratfuckers in the long run.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

center-left parties are being relentlessly smoked out all over the globe. the national dem apparatus had better wise up fast. the only currency these days appears to be "authenticity", in whatever form. france voted for macron as a middle finger to the inauthentic socialists (france's center-left party for decades, now polling in the single digits) and elite abuses of the system, but now they've woken up to the fact that macron's a classic centrist smoothie he is tanking. the only reason labour in the UK is doing "well" (and it's not that well, let's be real) is because of corbyn obv. we live in precarious times and the old ways are really not going to work afaict. the republicans are just doing what they do, which is letting the big dogs eat for as long as they can. like night follows day.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

What bill/initiative does this tweet refer to?

If you liked this week, when Senate Dems were complaining about no bipartisanship from the openly pro-fascism & oligarchy party....you're going to love this week, when major financial deregulation cosponsored by 9 Dems on the Senate Banking Committee advances.

— sick transit, gloria (@samknight1) December 2, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

the only reason labour in the UK is doing "well" (and it's not that well, let's be real) is because of corbyn obv.

That's certainly not what the centre-right of the Labour Party think.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

it's this beauty

https://thinkprogress.org/crapo-dems-deregulate-banks-5dab94b6ccb1/

xpost

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:03 (seven years ago)

thinking of running for local school board; my pet cause ~

The Put Up or Shut up Act of 2018

Cut all government assistance to republican voters... mortgages, student loans, business loans, etc.

We then pass single payer and excluded them from it for 20 years, while completely deregulating private insurers they are left with.
Further, we deregulate the shit out of any contracts they are entered in.
This should show them their real worth in the free market.

We can add more to this; I know there is tons because our economy is built on welfare for the wealthy and the pets they keep with government secured loans.

Anyways, when they want back in the system, we make them pass a citizenship test.

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:07 (seven years ago)

from qualmsley's helpful link

The Dem defectors come from the centrist cluster of the party. Sens. Joe Donnelly (D-IN), Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND), Tim Kaine (D-VA), Joe Manchin (D-WV), Claire McCaskill (D-MO), Gary Peters (D-MI), Jon Tester (D-MT), and Mark Warner (D-VA) all signed onto the bill after Brown’s talks with Crapo broke down.

purge *all* the "centrist" scum

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

Well, the Dems are probably going to lose seven of those seats over the next four years as they are in deep red states, so yay!

Frederik B, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:26 (seven years ago)

This tweet strikes me as a bad idea:

🐦[I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI. He has pled guilty to those lies. It is a shame because his actions during the transition were lawful. There was nothing to hide!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 2, 2017🕸]🐦


luv2admit to obstructing justice on social media

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

lol @ the idea of VA being a "deep red state"

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

minor victories

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/02/us-tax-bill-democrats-attack-exemption-for-college-linked-to-betsy-devos

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

is there any interest in fighting the real enemy you fucking foreigners

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

uhhh was that directed at me? cause it's assholes like the ones listed that ensure that the "real enemy" will keep winning

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

Don’t be the next Frederick B, Simon H

.oO (silby), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

Tonight, I feel mostly regret at what could have been.

Tax reform is an issue that is ripe for bipartisan compromise. There is a sincere desire on this side of the aisle to work with the GOP, particularly on tax reform, but we have been rebuffed, time & time again

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 2, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

lol whut

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

yeah, if only the republicans had embraced a tax plan that spread the burden more fairly and left enough spending to keep creating job and growth. man, why didn't that happen it_is_a_mystery

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

I just feel exhausted by the predictability of everything today

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

If I make it to 67, and I just keep on doing the shit that sort of worked when I was 40 years younger, and totally ignore everything the people 20-30 years younger are telling me, please just poison me to death in my sleep.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:01 (seven years ago)

hey my wife and I are going out to hold "EAT THE RICH" signs in the rain for a while, and then get drunk. apparently things are being planned for Monday? see you in the streets.

sleeve, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

Ellison much closer to the rhetorical mark as usual

Trickle down economics is a proven fraud. When you give the wealthiest few a big tax cut, they do 3 things with that money:

1) Give each other bonuses
2) Engage in mega-mergers to concentrate more wealth at the top
3) Spend even more money buying political influence

— Rep. Keith Ellison (@keithellison) December 1, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

i watched a kewl matt bruenig video about property, and it got me thinking that we really need to commit to a reframing of the whole idea of money and property, liek IN THE OLD DAYS.

just the idea that these rich motherfuckers 'have' 'lots of money' that is 'theirs', to be taken or kept, given here or there, etc., is a stumbling block.

what they have is a big stack of permission slips that can be used to directly control the behavior of others. that's what we need to be casting as deeply immoral.

j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

Ellison is consistently really good at messaging.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

Wow lot of nonsense in this thread in the last 12 hrs

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:08 (seven years ago)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/02/us/russia-mcfarland-flynn-trump-emails.html

She also wrote that the sanctions over Russian election meddling were intended to “lure Trump in trap of saying something” in defense of Russia, and were aimed at “discrediting Trump’s victory by saying it was due to Russian interference.”

“If there is a tit-for-tat escalation Trump will have difficulty improving relations with Russia, which has just thrown U.S.A. election to him,” she wrote.

gbx, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)

from upthread:

promises from the Trump administration and Senate leadership: one to pass two health care bills

They promised to do a thing they demonstrably cannot do, grebt

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

hmmm said the quiet part loud again

frogbs, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

center-left parties are being relentlessly smoked out all over the globe. the national dem apparatus had better wise up fast. the only currency these days appears to be "authenticity", in whatever form. france voted for macron as a middle finger to the inauthentic socialists (france's center-left party for decades, now polling in the single digits) and elite abuses of the system, but now they've woken up to the fact that macron's a classic centrist smoothie he is tanking. the only reason labour in the UK is doing "well" (and it's not that well, let's be real) is because of corbyn obv. we live in precarious times and the old ways are really not going to work afaict. the republicans are just doing what they do, which is letting the big dogs eat for as long as they can. like night follows day.

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, December 2, 2017 1:49 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Funny but there is a clear pattern of countries abandoning their centre-left/centre parties going through traumatic crises and another set of countries that embraced their center-left/center parties who are chugging along at the top of the HDI tables, doing well economically, etc. Which makes you wonder what the shit center-left people in the US and UK really want.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

The left in Britain is doing well, and it actually is left for a change - if there was an election tomorrow, you'd have Jeremy Corbyn as Prime Minister, and he'd be (easily) the most left winger leader in British history. If it wasn't for the fact that the genuine centre party, the Liberal Democrats, have collapsed they'd be doing even better.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

It's centrist arseholes, in the tradition of Blair and Nick Clegg or, for that matter, Macron who are really floundering in the UK.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

It's sort of weird that half of Twitter is like "those wussy Democrats will never figure out how to campaign on this" when Democrats have done nothing but massively overperform in every election held since Trump's inauguration, and when national Democrats have been doing nothing for the last month but blasting the message "REPUBLICANS ARE SELLING YOU OUT TO THEIR BIG-MONEY DONORS," a message which seems to have a lot of traction since the public apparently thoroughly hates this dog of a bill. So what should they be doing that they're not doing? Seems like it's gonna be "Should the government work for the billionaires or should it work for you?" non-stop from now until November 2018.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:47 (seven years ago)

Otm

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

noob question from Noob Horn Street: what do you mean by national democrats?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

twitter isn't helping

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

twitter is the worst.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:00 (seven years ago)

noob question from Noob Horn Street: what do you mean by national democrats?

National pols like Keith Ellison, Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders, Tim Kaine, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris. And red-state Dems like Jon Tester and Claire McCaskill. Message echoed pretty uniformly by local downticket pols, backed by groups like Indivisible with national reach, etc.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:25 (seven years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/how-democrats-killed-their-populist-soul/504710/

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:25 (seven years ago)

republicans are soft on national security :(

“We are committed — and we have done so on the Armed Services Committee — to increase the size of our military forces. Every additional 10,000 service members costs roughly $1.8 billion per year. Where will we get that money when we’re going $1.5 trillion in debt to provide tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans?
Anyone who is voting for this bill is essentially saying: ‘You know, I’ll talk a good story about supporting national security, but when it comes down to the money, it’s going to go to the wealthiest Americans,’.”

http://www.newsweek.com/tax-plan-military-war-north-korea-republicans-729506

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

People are being too hard on that Schumer quote. Holding your people together firmly in opposition while giving anodyne quotes bemoaning the lack of bipartisanship is literally the McConnell playbook

intheblanks, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

Obviously Ralph Ellison’s quote is better, but they have different jobs

intheblanks, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

Shit Keith Ellison, horrible unfortunate slip

intheblanks, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)

Ok, signing off after embarrassing myself there

intheblanks, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)

well now i know who Ralph Ellison is

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:37 (seven years ago)

You're right, intheblanks I'm just furious and frustrated

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

ralph ellison taught us how to handle seeing around corners, invisible, stoned, and otherwise. we need people like him right now

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

And how to not to show a visiting trustee around town

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

Another deeply entertaining read:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-secretive-nerve-center-of-the-mueller-investigation/2017/12/02/e6764720-d45f-11e7-b62d-d9345ced896d_story.html

Two of my favorite bits:

In the past several weeks, Mueller’s operation has reached out to new witnesses in Trump’s circle, telling them they may be asked to come in for an interview. One person who was recently contacted said it is hard to find a lawyer available for advice on how to interact with the special counsel because so many Trump aides have already hired attorneys.

---

People familiar with the Mueller team said they convey a sense of calm that is unsettling.

“These guys are confident, impressive, pretty friendly — joking a little, even,” one lawyer said. When prosecutors strike that kind of tone, he said, defense lawyers tend to think: “Uh oh, my guy is in a heap of trouble.”

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:57 (seven years ago)

our anecdotal evidence from spending 20 minutes standing in the rain with "EAT THE RICH" signs is that 30 out of 300 drivers in Eugene Oregon do, in fact, support eating the rich. I think we can work with these numbers.

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 00:08 (seven years ago)

have to put it out there that if it turns out flynn was an undercover agent all along, under orders from obama to head off the kremlin's maskirovska, smoke em out -- why did he issue a 2013 warning about kasperksky labs . . . then go cash in with them in 2015, post-termination? -- then i will eat my boot

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 00:12 (seven years ago)

Oh and about that tweet earlier -- either explanation for this new report is even more idiotic

“Trump’s lawyer John Dowd drafted the president’s tweet... Two people close to the administration described the tweet simply as sloppy and unfortunate.” https://t.co/jlqLteP3zq

— Jacob Kornbluh (@jacobkornbluh) December 2, 2017

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 00:13 (seven years ago)

maybe when obama told 2scoops not to hire michael flynn, he was talking shit, knowing that trump fell for the undercover sting already, and it was only a matter of time . . . either way, how is trump not guilty?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 00:23 (seven years ago)

Go dougie

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/02/poll-alabama-senate-race-276019

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:31 (seven years ago)

Trump will hold a rally near the Florida-Alabama border four days before the special election

oh goody

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:54 (seven years ago)

the Florida-Alabama border

crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:57 (seven years ago)

just sitting over here thinking about the Florida-Alabama border

crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:57 (seven years ago)

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2017/11/28/16707524/floribama-shore-mtv-episode-one

Jeff, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:59 (seven years ago)

oh my god

crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:01 (seven years ago)

I'd like to hear from Johnny Fever on this one

crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:02 (seven years ago)

the bar down the street has a band tonight called The Condescending Liberals (in kale-eating Brooklyn)

I don't make the zeitgeist, I just report on it.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:06 (seven years ago)

of course MTV spelled it wrong

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Flora-Bama_-_Sign.jpg

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:07 (seven years ago)

https://www.visitpensacola.com/things-to-do/

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:08 (seven years ago)

if you segment the state names surgically, i would maintain that dat oyster bar is spelling it wrong.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:10 (seven years ago)

true southerners all know that the i in florida is like the final s in arkansas

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:11 (seven years ago)

Well I...what?

So General Flynn lies to the FBI and his life is destroyed, while Crooked Hillary Clinton, on that now famous FBI holiday “interrogation” with no swearing in and no recording, lies many times...and nothing happens to her? Rigged system, or just a double standard?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2017

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:12 (seven years ago)

So did the lawyer do this one too?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:16 (seven years ago)

Many people in our Country are asking what the “Justice” Department is going to do about the fact that totally Crooked Hillary, AFTER receiving a subpoena from the United States Congress, deleted and “acid washed” 33,000 Emails? No justice!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2017

ok he scared

frogbs, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:16 (seven years ago)

Did they direct this question to Jeff Sessions?

Moodles, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:17 (seven years ago)

Funny you should say that!

Many people in our Country are asking what the “Justice” Department is going to do about the fact that totally Crooked Hillary, AFTER receiving a subpoena from the United States Congress, deleted and “acid washed” 33,000 Emails? No justice!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2017

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:17 (seven years ago)

Oh wait, already posted. Man he's on a tear.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:18 (seven years ago)

he is basically the crazy, sex-assaulting, indictable uncle at this feast we call a democratic oligarchy

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:19 (seven years ago)

on one hand, it's really weird that he keeps trying to spin Flynn in a positive way (the focus in the tweet is about how his "life is destroyed", and yesterday he tweeted "It is a shame because his actions during the transition were lawful. There was nothing to hide!")...does he realize that Flynn is about to inflict pain on him and/or his family? or does he realize the power that Flynn holds right now, and so he thinks he should try to flatter and support him in an attempt to get Flynn not to talk, somehow?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:22 (seven years ago)

don't read too much into it, as usual he's playing zero-dimensional chess here

frogbs, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:23 (seven years ago)

xpost -- I think it's a dim awareness of the latter but clearly it's got to be there. And more likely both his lawyers and McGahn have been talking to him plenty these past couple of days.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:25 (seven years ago)

lots of people talk to him all the time, it has no bearing on his "thoughts"

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:28 (seven years ago)

True but I go for the 'prospect of being hanged' canard in situations like this.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:33 (seven years ago)

people talking to him probably just makes it worse, he can't juggle all that in his headspace

j., Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

proud to say i've been to the flora-bama

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 December 2017 03:52 (seven years ago)

how much do you think a lawyer charges to draft a tweet

j., Sunday, 3 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

& does he get paid more or paid less if Trump ignores the advice.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 3 December 2017 05:04 (seven years ago)

Jordache Acid Washed Emails

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 December 2017 05:17 (seven years ago)

Maybe soon we'll see set up tweets for his "health-related" resignation if we're really...what word works here? Lucky?

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Sunday, 3 December 2017 05:19 (seven years ago)

in the spirit of trying to be optimistic, here's a hot take:

Now we get to the main point, which is that passage of this bill marks the end of Trump’s presidency. Trump (along with his supporters) seems to feel that triumphing on taxes will give him the momentum to move onto other great things. It won’t. It will offer Republicans the chance to abandon him. More than anything, this piece of legislation is what Republicans needed from the president. Trump has been a building fire that Republicans wouldn’t put out because they needed it to light their cigars. But now the G.O.P. has got what it wanted. It can puff and move along.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/12/why-trumps-tax-bill-could-be-his-death-warrant

it does make a certain amount of sense. even sweeping tax cuts for the rich, something that unites republicans of all stripes, barely passed, and they almost sabotaged the bill. but now that it's about to pass, what else do they have that everyone could agree on? seriously...maybe infrastructure week (which is sorely needed), but anything else? the "this bill marks the end of Trump's presidency" bit hyperbole, of course. there will be a strong instinct to keep the party going for as long as possible. but without a tax bill to stay united on, more republicans might end up straying away from trump in an attempt to keep their seats in 2018.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 05:53 (seven years ago)

http://cepr.net/blogs/beat-the-press/can-we-cut-the-crap-on-the-debt-from-the-tax-bill-hurting-our-kids

Yeah, $1.5 trillion is a REALLY BIG NUMBER (remember when the NYT committed itself to putting numbers in context?), but what does it mean in terms of commitments of future revenue?

Currently interest payments on the debt, net of the money rebated by the Federal Reserve Board, come to approximately 0.8 percent of GDP. That compares to more than 3.0 percent of GDP in the early 1990s. That sum apparently didn't bankrupt us 25 years ago, so why should we be shaking in our boots over the current burden?

Yes, adding $1.5 trillion will increase the burden. If we assume an average interest rate of 3.0 percent, that comes to $45 billion a year. In a decade that will be equal to less than 0.2 percent of GDP. Can the kids take it?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 December 2017 10:00 (seven years ago)

Orrin Hatch to children: drop dead

.@SenOrrinHatch talking about children's health care: “I have a rough time wanting to spend billions and billions and trillions of dollars to help people who won’t help themselves – won’t lift a finger – and expect the federal government to do everything.”

— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) December 3, 2017

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 3 December 2017 12:47 (seven years ago)

There's chimneys to be cleaned and matches to be sold.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 December 2017 12:52 (seven years ago)

it's how they really think

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 December 2017 13:05 (seven years ago)

another sunday mornning, another playgolf twitler accusation that the former FBI director committed perjury before congress

I never asked Comey to stop investigating Flynn. Just more Fake News covering another Comey lie!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2017

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 13:46 (seven years ago)

re: tracer's block quote: wouldn't the relevant comparison be interest payments as a percentage of the federal budget, not of gdp? that's where we can see, pie-chart-wise, how much the obligation is closing off other possibilities. tho i recognize that this backgrounds or naturalizes efforts to shrink the pie as a whole via tax cuts.

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 December 2017 14:28 (seven years ago)

maybe? dean baker responds to comments, i'd be interested to see what he says too

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 December 2017 14:36 (seven years ago)

I feel like the main thrust of the debt argument is to expose gop hypocrisy and limitless bad faith but people stopped giving a shit about consistency a while back. The gops reason to exist now is tax cuts for rich people and dunking on the libs

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

yep, the two comments on my wife's FB feed that stuck with me were "as long as this makes Democrats upset, I'm good" and "I just want a tax cut"

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

maybe they're right, too, and even the libs will live happily ever after, praising trumponomics forevermore despite egg on lib faces. more likely though we're heading for another GOP recession and this time it would be nice if the left were ready to hang it all on fox / koch nation, to demoralize them the way they do everyone else (so america can hike taxes on the rich once and for all and join the rest of the civilized world)

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

As ever I think the tax bill serves to clarify that the GOP does not believe that the USA is a Christian nation, which either a) can impress upon voters their hypocrisy or b) can further anti-religious agendas. Some on the left may wish to work with the GOP on b), at least getting something consistent with their own hopes out of this bill.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

I do not understand that post at all

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

Totally stupid (and wrong imo) for the Dems to pursue an "anti-religious" agenda.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:06 (seven years ago)

Let's kiss the black and latino votes goodbye yup good idea

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

But maybe i'm misunderstanding that post idk

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)


Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Sunday said he is “going to let the people of Alabama decide” whether Alabama Republican candidate Roy Moore, who numerous women have accused of sexual misconduct, should be elected to the Senate.

“We’re going to let the people of Alabama decide, a week from Tuesday, who they want to send to the Senate, and then we’ll address the matter appropriately,” McConnell said on ABC News’ “This Week.”

“Do you believe that Judge Moore should be in the Senate?” George Stephanopoulos asked McConnell.

“I’m going to let the people of Alabama make the call,” he replied. “The Ethics Committee will have to consider the matters that have been litigated in the campaign should that particular candidate win.”

if moore is STILL elected, and the republicans do what they'll obviously do (nothing), it will have to be one of the most shameful, demoralizing moments of 2017, and the competition is fierce

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

But maybe i'm misunderstanding that post idk

― Οὖτις, Sunday, December 3, 2017 5:07 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah I think you're getting me: I was thinking of anti-religious leftists who could say "hey now the charade is over, let's seize the moment to push finally against religion's encroachment of the public sphere" etc. This isn't my agenda, I'm a religious leftist who's skeptical about there being stable non-religious motivations for economic leftism (if God is dead, everyone's a libertarian) but I know that I (mostly) stand alone on ILX here, so don't mind me.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

"yep, the two comments on my wife's FB feed that stuck with me were "as long as this makes Democrats upset, I'm good" and "I just want a tax cut""

so if this bill winds up raising taxes on the majority of the non super rich (something I still can't sort out, plus, since they haven't reconciled the two bills that have major major conflicts in them, who even knows if that is possible), will people then abandon the GOP by 2018?

akm, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

the core appeal to counter the GOP remains "you deserve a job and a doctor"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:39 (seven years ago)

xp there was a WaPo article that estimated households that make over $75K will see $100 in tax breaks by 2019, cool what a great deal how many poor people can I kill with that again?

I don't think this is the same article, but for reference:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/business/what-republican-tax-plans-could-mean-for-you/

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

I'm a religious leftist who's skeptical about there being stable non-religious motivations for economic leftism (if God is dead, everyone's a libertarian)

this sounds a little too similar to the argument that if god didn't exist, then we'd all revert to the mindset of wild animals and start stealing and raping and looting overnight - like the only thing holding us all back from the state of nature is the idea of an omniscient spirit watching and keeping tabs on everyone. (that's a real argument - my cousin has deployed it in my facebook comments several times)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

I actually thought this headline was a joke, but Roy Moore actually did escape to the Australian outback in the early 80s?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/03/why-did-roy-moore-escape-to-australia-clues-remain-in-the-outback-wilderness

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

KM I'm probably more amenable to that argument than you'd think possible of someone who isn't just some bumpkin, though maybe I am just some bumpkin. I've never found a stable explanation of why we should expect people to "be good, push comes to shove" that wasn't derived from some supernatural supposition. Not that those supernatural suppositions help much either, but at least it offers hope of something better.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

dude there is extensive scientific evidence regarding the evolutionary benefits of cooperation

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

And the whole natural tendency to recognise yourself in others..

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

Yeah that’s a pretty wtf idea to hold onto in the 21st century.

circa1916, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

Euler, yeah, i've heard something similar to that many times!

my main two reactions every time, while probably oversimplistic, are:

1) ...what about all the unbelievers who don't revert to pure evil once they think that no eternal presence is paying attention? are they outliers?
2) ...if you lose your faith in a caring god, should i worry about you going apeshit and stealing and murdering because there's no one keeping eternal score? or will you wake up the next day and deal with it, like the rest of us do?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

I understand, I don't expect company in my views, and this surely isn't the place for discussing them. But my point here was: I'd expect some of the left to celebrate an overt act of anti-Christianity (or shall I say, anti traditional morality) amongst their enemies.

xp
1) habits are more important than beliefs
2) see 1). it'll take a while for traditions like "care for others like you care for yourself" to dissipate, so until then the habits will persist. Few people are interested in outright revolt against traditional morality, and frequently what one takes to be such revolt, isn't, upon further inspection.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

Evolution can explain why people would cooperate with members of their own “tribe,” but moral universalism seems like it might come out of religious traditions, at least originally. The Enlightenment was fundamentally about promoting universalism and grounding it in reason but since Nietzsche lots of people like to say that that project failed.

Trump was so terrifying because he exploded the old assumption that “in the end” American politicians need to pay lip service to some universal morality (even Bush was careful to say that America was at war with extremism, not Islam, that all the world’s religions deserved equal respect, etc.) Trump appealed explicitly to tribalism, and propped it up with (not entirely wrong) arguments about how the rhetoric of inclusivity and openness had been used to prop up neoliberal economic policies that hurt the American middle class. Hillary Clinton had nothing to say to this so she lost.

By pitting tribalism against the universalism of the elites, Trump was playing the most dangerous card in politics — the fascist card. If we are going to stop future Trumps and Bannonite right wingers, economic justice — Morbs’ “job and a doctor” line — needs to be the center of the program. If people are going to buy into the idea that they live in a society with others who are just as valuable as they are, they need to see how buying into this idea would benefit them. Apparently they were too dumb to understand on their own that they rely every day on public utilities, schools, etc.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

Lads

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:16 (seven years ago)

That's right

I didn't even post it on the lads thread

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

And also — to follow Euler — if these people are believing Christians, maybe that could be a part of the appeal to pry them away from the Republicans’ war on society in the name of capital. The Pope criticizes Republican economic ideology all the time.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

Self xp. Hi deems

New Jersey (treeship 2), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:18 (seven years ago)

The left going pro-religion post 1970 or so seems always to founder on sex. One approach is to ride those worries ("no, we're not *really* for gay marriage") but that's run its course (thank goodness). But another approach is to promote some kind of "responsible bacchanalia". Your Trumps, they like to party but they wreck the car every time. We're gonna party too but we'll do it in a responsible way, with consent, protections against pregnancy, legal weed but not horse. At least it would be more interesting than the "responsible oligarchy" of the Dems today.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:33 (seven years ago)

a false binary perhaps but nevertheless: is it more important to flip rightwing voters into voting D /or/ to motivate nonvoters into voting (if R not just D then so be it)?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

The latter

Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

I don’t think these goals are opposed. I also think the current sutuation — this fundamental antagonism between “red” and “blue” America, with great hostility on both sides — is extremely toxic and, left to fester, will have unpredictable effects, so there are reasons beyond short term electoral victory to try to overcome it. But this is not a point of view many others on ILX seem to share.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:43 (seven years ago)

voter turnout is, in many ways, the single most important issue

gbx, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:48 (seven years ago)

so if this bill winds up raising taxes on the majority of the non super rich (something I still can't sort out, plus, since they haven't reconciled the two bills that have major major conflicts in them, who even knows if that is possible), will people then abandon the GOP by 2018?

What I take from the charts here is that by the time of the next elections, those income brackets that vote R in the largest numbers will still be seeing a benefit, while those that are least likely to vote R will be punished, and the greatest number of people will really start to feel the cuts only after a potential second Trump term has ended and he has been replaced.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

If dems manage to get more of a foothold in Congress and state gov, #2 would be combating the many forms of disenfranchisement.

xp

Moodles, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

I mean, idk if it's the 'greatest number' exactly but the fabled (lower to middle?) 'middle class' in the 40K-75K bracket could still be seeing a benefit in 2025 (defining "benefit" strictly in personal financial terms). xp

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

Trump [...] propped it up with (not entirely wrong) arguments about how the rhetoric of inclusivity and openness had been used to prop up neoliberal economic policies that hurt the American middle class. Hillary Clinton had nothing to say to this so she lost.

Wtf?

Frederik B, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

Enfranchisement is the #1 issue. There are nearly 5 million Americans with no voting representation at all that’s worth a damn

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

xp he's saying she's an oligarch who lacks credibility to resist that argument

j., Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:06 (seven years ago)

xp, eg, Obama, in his final speech as president, saying Americans shouldn’t be afraid of other cultures, religiions, and — notably, seemingly incongruously — free markets, as if these were all the same. For decades neoliberalism has been sold by Democrats as a kind of tolerant cosmopolitanism. I think people came to see the way liberalism had disrupted culture as of a piece with the way neoliberalism had distupted their economic lives. They felt like they were being attacked from multiple sides. They were primed for a radically anti-liberalism, anti-openness message which Trump sold them.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:13 (seven years ago)

part of the reason obama won was because he was cooler than mccain / romney. sucks to say but trump was cooler than hillz (whom this nerd was happy to vote for!). dems could do worse than work on their 'republicans have jumped the shark' game, up their strut, and make it easier on joe/jane six pack to pay attention to them. the masses loitering outside the gates of dante's inferno might respond to a show of confidence and even cockiness in the name of hiking taxes on generational money families and their capital gains

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:14 (seven years ago)

They were also provoked by a black man explaining things to them.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:14 (seven years ago)

xp, eg, Obama, in his final speech as president, saying Americans shouldn’t be afraid of other cultures, religiions, and — notably, seemingly incongruously — free markets

notably I can't find this in his speech, cite?

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

is it more important to flip rightwing voters into voting D /or/ to motivate nonvoters into voting (if R not just D then so be it)?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/politics/popular-vote-turnout-2016/index.html

voter turnout was at a 20 year low. declining to chase the non-voters by ignoring the anti-war (this is where you will find left religious support) and genuinely leftist/socially progressive/activist policy rather than continued neolib pro-violence pro-establishment centrism is an abdication of responsibility. nearly half the country did not vote. these are votes just sitting there, people that did not vote for Trump.

sending people to coal mine ghost towns to interview Trump voters so that you can performatively mindread is a huge waste of time. Democrats need to expand their base and try to represent as many people as possible. how hard is this? there are many on the left they are ignoring. these votes are sitting there. expand the platform. invite people with real grassroots support to positions of genuine power rather than superficially exploiting then for optics. people are genuinely wanting things to change, the apparatus just needs to get the fuck out of its own way.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

Treeship, are you just making shit up or has someone told you this crap? This is Obama's final speech: http://beta.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-obama-farewell-speech-transcript-20170110-story.html What the fuck are you talking about?

Frederik B, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.91174614.7263/flat,800x800,075,t.u1.jpg

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:38 (seven years ago)

Back in to the E Street Band?

Moodles, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

Adam Bruneau: OTM.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

the shirt nerd will save us

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

Rather like yr presidency, there's one R too many in that for ilx

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

Honestly not sure which r you wanna take out there

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

lol

Frederik B, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

Oh raggett is beyond reproach and this can be taken as read

Read Naggett

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:53 (seven years ago)

But yes, lol

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:53 (seven years ago)

Voter turnout was higher in 2016 than 2012. This despite the voter suppression efforts of the Rs.

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/324206-new-report-finds-that-voter-turnout-in-2016-topped-2012

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

that can't possibly be right

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)

huh, nope, apparently I was wrong abt Trump getting less than Romeny

sleeve, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:28 (seven years ago)

you have to assume, even if you're wrong, that trump won fairly and that this is the will of the people - it is the only way you'll turn it around

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:31 (seven years ago)

sell them a dream and they'll buy it

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:32 (seven years ago)

it's not the will of the people, though, on the raw numbers alone, so that's a very stupid thing to say

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

Lost the popular vote by literally millions, so yeah

circa1916, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

it was the will of enough people. sell them a better dream than this. shouldn't be hard

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:40 (seven years ago)

Net spend

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:40 (seven years ago)

it was the will of enough people. sell them a better dream than this. shouldn't be hard

how are you dismissing the roles of gerrymandering, voter suppression, Facebook and the entire role of the electoral college? one by one, please

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)

All in a group: it worked

Sunglasses drop

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

lol at the continuing sore-losermans itt

qualmsley & Adam otm and i move to nominate to the ilx standing committee of thoughtful political motherfuckers

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

62 years ago this week, a brave seamstress in Montgomery, Alabama uttered one word that changed history... pic.twitter.com/eOvCBcMIKX

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 2, 2017

If only Rosa Parks had been alive and standing next to him, he would have had jokes.

(Sorry about ruining everyone's day with that video clip.)

clemenza, Monday, 4 December 2017 00:31 (seven years ago)

Clinton labor secretary Robert Reich seems pretty otm on the party's ills, though of course his take on "reforming" capitalism is dopey as hell

http://www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/presidents-obama-clinton-failed-defend-middle-class-robert-reich-2621714

Simon H., Monday, 4 December 2017 00:31 (seven years ago)

xp jesus fucking christ, that takes the bloody cake

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 4 December 2017 00:50 (seven years ago)

http://www.businessinsider.com/hope-hicks-trump-pants-2017-12

"GET THE MACHINE!"

Our president is Mr. Creosote

voodoo chili, Monday, 4 December 2017 03:46 (seven years ago)

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/03/trump-mitt-romney-utah-senate-hatch-276805

man even the 70-year-olds get the shaft in this gerontocracy

j., Monday, 4 December 2017 03:56 (seven years ago)

"God d----t, Hope!" Trump exclaimed. "How the hell could you forget the machine?"

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 December 2017 04:10 (seven years ago)

He added that Hicks was taken aback by Trump's offer to join the campaign, which she mistook as an offer to work at on a public relations campaign for one of his golf clubs.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 December 2017 04:12 (seven years ago)

.. , the seven iron ..

Mark G, Monday, 4 December 2017 07:06 (seven years ago)

That is an amazing (if too hueg for ILX) photo at the top of the Politico Mitt story.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 December 2017 09:36 (seven years ago)

Yr not wrong

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Monday, 4 December 2017 12:37 (seven years ago)

On the Alabama race

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 December 2017 14:08 (seven years ago)

I read somewhere that Moore leads among white women by an absurd figure

Simon H., Monday, 4 December 2017 14:11 (seven years ago)

Is the Patribotics blog remotely reliable? This seems big:

On June 9th, in the United States District Court of the Eastern District of New York, Judge Orenstein slapped down Jeff Sessions as he attempted to force the service provider on James Comey’s phone to assist Sessions with continuing an SS7 exploit placed there by the consent of James Comey, and lawfully, in order to help Comey in his criminal investigation of Donald Trump and Russia.

Separate sources with links to the intelligence and justice communities are clear that the ‘witness’ in this case is James Comey, the ‘software solution’ is the SS7 exploit used on his phone by consent, and that his phone was recording, again, by consent, and as part of a lawful criminal investigation that included Donald Trump, all his conversations for well over a year. This would mean that the FBI had essentially used Director Comey’s cell phone to monitor suspects in the Trump Russia case since before the beginning of June, 2016. This is very, very bad news for Mr. Trump. If Trump, as he is openly threatening, prepares to fire Special Counsel Mueller, parts of these tapes may be leaked to the general public. The court case itself, with the names of the witness and his cell phone provider redacted, is open, public record, but sources linked to the intelligence community have confirmed the witness to be Director Comey, giving the document an extraordinary significance.

Sanpaku, Monday, 4 December 2017 14:28 (seven years ago)

James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 December 2017 14:33 (seven years ago)

This is very, very bad news for Mr. Trump.

"THIS is what we'll finally get him on" is the new "Lucy holds the football."

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 December 2017 14:38 (seven years ago)

Is the Patribotics blog remotely reliable?

Uh, no:

Patribotics is the blog of British-American author Louise Mensch.

President Keyes, Monday, 4 December 2017 14:55 (seven years ago)

I think that patribotics thing seems mensch-y, particularly this bit:

The front-facing of Director Comey’s identity to Patribotics may be taken as a warning shot on Mueller. As I have previously reported, Donald Trump is under a criminal indictment, and Director Comey decided he himself might need to be fired in order to advance the narrative away from himself and towards Donald Trump’s criminal actions. Sources report the Articles of Impeachment being considered by the Judiciary Committee have now advanced further and the language of them is presently being worked upon for presentation to Congress, at which point, the criminal indictment granted against Trump will be made public.

gbx, Monday, 4 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

oh lol it actually is her, huh

gbx, Monday, 4 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

Full Nixon!

John Dowd, President Trump’s outside lawyer, outlined to me a new and highly controversial defense/theory in the Russia probe: A president *cannot* be guilty of obstruction of justice.

The “President cannot obstruct justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under [the Constitution’s Article II] and has every right to express his view of any case,” Dowd claims.

Dowd says he drafted this weekend’s Trump tweet that many thought strengthened the case for obstruction: The tweet suggested Trump knew Flynn had lied to the FBI when he was fired, raising new questions about the later firing of FBI Director James Comey. Dowd: “The tweet did not admit obstruction. That is an ignorant and arrogant assertion.”

https://www.axios.com/exclusive-trump-lawyer-claims-the-president-cannot-obstruct-justice-2514742663.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 December 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

that didn't take long

lmao at Mensch-posting (I know it was inadvertent)

Simon H., Monday, 4 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

Sorry bout that. I've tried to trim my twitter feed of the Louise Menschs and Claude Taylors of the world, but this leaked into my feed via Eric Garland. Good bye Eric.

Sanpaku, Monday, 4 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

Every once in a while I see what Garland is up to lately and he seems to get more unhinged by the tweet.

Simon H., Monday, 4 December 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

Just read the last post and thought you meant Merrick Garland, my response was "well yeah, I probably would be too in his situation"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 4 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

hmmm so the president IS justice, sounds watertight

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 December 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOcRt3YUbN0k&ved=0ahUKEwjP-8X31vDXAhWK34MKHfJLBrgQtwIIeDAU&usg=AOvVaw29nxwDJ60q9JROf9iBWbCZ

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

hmmm so the president IS justice, sounds watertightgate

― 'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Monday, December 4, 2017 10:33 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Evan, Monday, 4 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

More and more resembling the defence of Charles I when accused of treason by Cromwell and the Parliamentarians, here's hoping the outcome is the same, exactly the same.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

In the Watch-What-He-Does-Not-What-He-Says department https://t.co/sY8GAlcGIx

— corey robin (@CoreyRobin) December 4, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:23 (seven years ago)

graham wants it. he loves war.

New Jersey (treeship 2), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

Trump still mad that the Air Force wouldn't blow up the helicopter as he was walking away.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:05 (seven years ago)

Well he wasn't in it anymore, so I would have refused as well.

Evan, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

hmmm so the president IS justice, sounds watertight


welcome to mega city one

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:28 (seven years ago)

lol I was trying to think earlier of some "Trump thinks he's Judge Dredd but is actually Judge ____" analogy but couldn't make it work

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:31 (seven years ago)

Judge Shithead

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

Pudge Fed

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

Mike Judge

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

Moore? Reinhold?

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

Judge Mentimpaired?

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

Judy

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

lol

Dan S, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

Actually I take that back; Judge Judy has been right more often than Trump has.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

Even MORE fun.

CNN confirms that WH lawyer Don McGann told Trump that NSA Michael Flynn lied to the FBI. Trump refused to fire Flynn until the WaPo article came out nearly two weeks later.

— Mr. Smith (@GuardianRover) December 4, 2017

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

You gotta wait for the fake news to weigh in.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

Here's the full story. Is McGahn himself behind this leak?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/04/politics/wh-lawyer-told-trump-flynn-misled-fbi-pence/index.html

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

There's some further interesting timing to note here as well -- McGahn was interviewed by Mueller's team on Thursday. This was going to continue Friday but this was rescheduled by the team given the Flynn news, and is -- last I heard -- continuing today.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:05 (seven years ago)

as a followup to "complicit," I am assuming 2018's word of the year will be "kleptocracy"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:22 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNkVqwWAAAQIE-.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

I'm beginning to wonder if this whole 'no obstruction!' thing is just an honest misunderstanding based on Trump's limited vocabulary, as he was probably only previously familiar with the term as a descriptor for the GI ailment that makes him black out on the toity mid-tweet.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:33 (seven years ago)

i'm beginning to wonder if willoughby in that ozark mountain movie (three billboards in ebbing missouri is robert mueller and we're all frances mcdormand because that makes more sense than whatever the hell 2scoops is up to

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:07 (seven years ago)

Real lawyers correct me if I'm wrong, but as I understand it Dowd claiming he, not Trump, wrote that one dubious tweet potentially transforms Dowd into a Mueller witness (because he has to prove Trump didn't write the suspicious tweet in question), which in turn potentially nullifies lawyer-client confidentiality rules.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:20 (seven years ago)

Been seeing comments to exactly that effect.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

fuckin' laws, how do they work?

sleeve, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:29 (seven years ago)

Fake laws.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

no lawyer of dowd's level would ever tweet "pled guilty" instead of "pleaded guilty". that's more 2scoops rich kid high school english than law school english fwiu

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

so-called laws

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

xpost Yeah, that (among other things) is a red flag.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

Even MORE fun.

CNN confirms that WH lawyer Don McGann told Trump that NSA Michael Flynn lied to the FBI. Trump refused to fire Flynn until the WaPo article came out nearly two weeks later.
— Mr. Smith (@GuardianRover) December 4, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, December 4, 2017 12:49 PM (one hour ago)

doesn't this imply that he didn't know ("know") of the flynn stuff when he fired comey?

k3vin k., Monday, 4 December 2017 19:47 (seven years ago)

er...wait, depends what WaPo article they're talking about

k3vin k., Monday, 4 December 2017 19:47 (seven years ago)

ok nvm seems to be referring to last winter

k3vin k., Monday, 4 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

fuck this fucking country, burn it to the ground

Supreme Court rejects Texas case on gay-marriage benefits

sleeve, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

barack obama told donald trump. the CIA told donald trump. the FBI told donald trump. all of them said 'flynn is a bad guy' before trump was ever sworn in. fuck donald trump and the GOPutin

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:51 (seven years ago)

Judge Roughneck.

I know, I'm late but hey.

Mark G, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

anyone who needs tax cut fever relief could do worse than this book

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/15/books/review/democracy-in-chains-nancy-maclean.html?_r=0

which is really pissing off all the stupid koch-y libertarians :)

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

Renato:

According to CNN, White House Counsel Don McGahn told Trump that Flynn misled the FBI and should be fired *before* Trump told FBI Director James Comey to drop the investigation against Flynn. That explains why Trump’s lawyers are worried about obstruction.

Of course, I think Yates testified that she specifically did *not* tell McGahn about Flynn, so where did he get this from?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-may-face-a-reckoning-in-case-brought-by-female-accuser/2017/12/04/dd8f783a-d39b-11e7-b62d-d9345ced896d_story.html

In the weeks leading up to his election, Donald Trump went on a tear against a list of women who had accused him of touching them inappropriately. One was Summer Zervos, who had been a contestant on his reality television show.

“False stories. All made up. Lies. Lies. No witnesses. No nothing. All big lies,” Trump declared at a rally, after the Californian made a statement alleging that Trump kissed and groped her in a 2007 encounter at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

“Total fabrication,” he told a cheering crowd in Gettsysburg, Pa. “The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.”

As the nation wrestles with a historic shift in how to address old charges of sexual misbehavior, allegations against Trump, which date to his days as a New York developer, have become part of the public debate. Trump has repeatedly said the accusations against him are groundless. But by turning personal and branding the women liars, Trump has perhaps unwittingly played into a cutting-edge strategy in the legal pursuit of sexual misconduct — claims of defamation that were used against comedian Bill Cosby and in a lesser-know New York case, argued by two lawyers who are now representing Zervos.

The defamation suit filed in January in the New York State Supreme Court by Zervos, a short-lived contestant on “The Apprentice,” has reached a critical point, with oral arguments over Trump’s motion to dismiss scheduled for Tuesday, after which the judge is expected to rule on whether the case may move forward.

If it proceeds, Zervos’s attorneys could gather and make public incidents from Trump’s past and Trump could be called to testify, with the unwelcome specter of a former president looming over him: It was Bill Clinton’s misleading court testimony — not the repeated allegations of sexual harassment against him — that eventually led to his impeachment.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

I don't see how this will amount to anything

Simon H., Monday, 4 December 2017 20:03 (seven years ago)

Ties up some of his time and attention. Generates unfavorable publicity. Won't lead to impeachment.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:06 (seven years ago)

Eh. Anything you can annoy this admin with is good

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:06 (seven years ago)

agreed, let the little things all pile up

sleeve, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:07 (seven years ago)

I don't see how this will amount to anything

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It's a little late to suggest thread title ideas.. Try to submit them a little earlier next time.

Evan, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

if I thought for one second that there would be any legitimate political blowback for the GOP, or even the slightest bit of contrition on the part of the 80% of Republicans for whom lib tears are more potent than their govt-subsidized viagra, I’d be a lot more invested in this collusion/ obstruction of justice plot. But honestly how does it even matter at this point? I mean outside the 12-15 minutes of joy I’ll feel *IF* a Jared or Donnie jr gets smacked - that will quickly dissipate when I’m reminded that you can now start a 529 for the crusty sock you use to jerk off

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

Mmm delicious

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)

Gross.

Hannity's pushing a 'Strozek interviewed Flynn' thing (the former being the guy that Mueller later dismissed from the team) now.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:27 (seven years ago)

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/04/568310790/2016-rnc-delegate-trump-directed-change-to-party-platform-on-ukraine-support

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)

Gotta say, maybe something will come of all this, maybe not, but it is still utterly amazing how almost not a week, let alone a day, has gone by since his election without some bombshell dropping, with each little pop painting him in a worse and worse light, without to my knowledge even a single exculpatory or exonerating counterpoint. It just gets worse and worse.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

I mean, what did you expect?

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2017 21:00 (seven years ago)

hey trump may be a kremlin puppet but at least he isn't crooked hillary

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 December 2017 21:01 (seven years ago)

I was reminded a couple of days ago that Trump at first travelled around to a couple of factories, cut some (awful) deals and proclaimed that he'd saved jobs. He can't even be bothered to do easy shit like that anymore, now he just golfs and goes on twitter.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

for those with patchy memories like me, this is a handy recounting of the events between election and inauguration:http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/who-lied-to-who-when-and-why-it-barely-matters

...On January 12th David Ignatius reported in The Washington Post that Flynn had talked to Ambassador Kislyak about sanctions on December 29th. This led to a flurry of denials: first that the call had taken place at all and then that the calls had been about anything more than pleasantries. Vice President Pence vouched publicly for these denials on multiple occasions, supposedly based on Flynn lying to him about what he discussed with Kislyak.

We now know that during the multiple calls Flynn had with Kislyak in the last days of December he not only notified his colleagues but actively solicited and received their input in real time. As the Flynn plea agreement lays out, Flynn called KT McFarland at Mar-a-Lago to discuss the sanctions calls with her. She in turn solicited the opinions of other senior transition officials with her to share with Flynn. Contemporaneous records suggest these officials, who go unnamed in the plea document, included Stephen Miller, Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus. Concluding the series of calls with Kislyak on December 31st, Flynn again called into Mar-a-Lago and spoke not only to McFarland but directly to “senior members of the Presidential Transition Team” about the sanctions calls.

What this tells us is that the nature of Flynn’s calls, specifically that they dealt with sanctions, were known widely among Trump’s top advisors: McFarland, Conway, Bannon, Miller, Priebus and certainly others. Given this fact it is hard to believe that Trump and Pence didn’t know the details as well. Even if Trump and Pence didn’t know (as unlikely as that may be), each of those people knew as soon as Pence gave his public assurances that these assurances were false.

Again, note: This is not speculation. This is not based on journalistic accounts. It’s based on the Flynn plea agreement and contemporaneous pool reports which detailed which top advisors the transition team said were with the President on the days in question handling the foreign policy transition.

...

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

I’m curious what if anything finally boots Miller out, assuming it’s not arrest

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

i thought this delegate/ukraine platform thing was pretty open, even around the time it happened

global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

he had that one speech to Congress + the day he bombed Syria, both of which prompted a bunch of "Today Donald Trump finally became President" speak from the idiots at CNN

despite how incredibly low the bar is for him I really can't think of a single "good day" he's had in office.

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

Counterpoint: they've all been good, you're bad!!!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

that the trump administration was involved was known (in particular, that it was the ONLY thing in the platform that they had any opinion on, which in itself is fucking amazing), i'm not sure it was known that trump himself was involved.

but yeah, like J in Chi was saying above, it really is astonishing how many separate things have happened since the election that all lead one to think "wow, that seems obviously wrong, wtf". and since these fuckups come to light so continuously and in new forms, it's sometimes easy to forget that there's this giant pile of suspiciously corrupt-seeming events in the rear view mirror

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)

xpost he had a good day when he successfully read the SOTU address and didn't deviate from the teleprompter too much or accidentally admit his participation in a crime. some would argue that he became presidential that day

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:21 (seven years ago)

Travel ban upheld, looks like everything’s turning up shithouse at last

stet, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:21 (seven years ago)

that the trump administration was involved was known
sorry, i should say the trump "campaign" at that point in time, of course

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

xp well it's been nice knowing y'all

sleeve, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

SC granted a stay on the injunction, they haven't ruled on the merits. although we can all guess how that's going to go.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

what's weird is that only Sotomayor and Ginsburg dissented

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)

xpost he had a good day when he successfully read the SOTU address and didn't deviate from the teleprompter too much or accidentally admit his participation in a crime. some would argue that he became presidential that day

yea I counted that as one of his two good days

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:32 (seven years ago)

oh, i wasn't sure if you meant the SOTU specifically. i feel like he made another public appearance somewhere around that first month or so which also promped a bunch of fools to say that the had become president

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:39 (seven years ago)

Strictly speaking that wasn't a SOTU, but an address to Congress at the end of February. His first SOTU proper comes in a couple of months. But...how exactly is that supposed to go over?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:41 (seven years ago)

well the crowd is going to be enormous

j., Monday, 4 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

x-post -- Of "liberal" Supreme Court justices, Kagan and Breyer seem more willing over the recent years to vote with the conservatives.

curmudgeon, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

Roy Moore in the US Senate would be a stain on the GOP and on the nation. Leigh Corfman and other victims are courageous heroes. No vote, no majority is worth losing our honor, our integrity.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) December 4, 2017

mittmentum

mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

Mitt knows from stains, he's eaten with the president

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

new roy girlfriend speaks to washpost, delivers this quote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQPB32IU8AAcuCv.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

well the crowd is going to be enormous

Biggest ever, of course. A lot of people are saying that no previous president has had BOTH houses of Congress listen to the SOTU. But the fake-news liberal media won't report it, of course.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 December 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)

I mean the fact that most of the right is still screaming about Hillary Clinton and that FOX is on Day 416 of their coverage of the Loretta Lynch tarmac meeting kinda says it all about how they view his presidency so far. It's not that he hasn't had that many good days, it's that there's a new horrible story every week, even when he gets a bit of good press coverage he immediately pisses it away. I check in on some pro-Trump folk every so often and they're just always on the defensive, everything is either "FAKE NEWS!" or "I don't see why that's a problem". Bill Mitchell is still positive at least. But man...trying to polish this turd 24/7 must be so exhausting.

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)

The nine-year strain from trying to explain away a shitty presidency with worse optics every week and trying to find evidence of Michelle Obama committing murder may eventually drive most of them into an early grave. Hopefully before they do the same to the rest of the world.

omar little, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:22 (seven years ago)

The only thing I can imagine Michelle Obama murdering is "Shoop" on karaoke night.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2017 22:25 (seven years ago)

"Hannity's pushing a 'Strozek interviewed Flynn' thing"

the chicken won't stop

akm, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:27 (seven years ago)

But man...trying to polish this turd 24/7 must be so exhausting.

i honestly think it invigorates them.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

omg Manafort. ghost writing a draft op-ed for a Russian intelligence service while you are under house arrest? It doesn't get any stupider.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:45 (seven years ago)

makes you wonder if they would even accept cooperation from him if he were to turn.. I guess they would but probably try to pin 10 years on him anyway because hes an asshole

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 00:11 (seven years ago)

More groan than lol

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/senate-gop-accidentally-killed-all-corporate-tax-deductions.html

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 00:11 (seven years ago)

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The only thing I can imagine Michelle Obama murdering is "Shoop" on karaoke night.


I need video of this to be leaked.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 00:33 (seven years ago)

i honestly think it invigorates them.

'spiritual' 'warfare'

j., Tuesday, 5 December 2017 00:48 (seven years ago)

don't joke, y'all... by morning there will be a well-developed conspiracy theory surrounding the fact that no one can seem to find any written or electronic trace of alleged former white house staffer gerald "shoop" shupinski. "take a ride in my coupe," the former first lady is said to have told him.

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:49 (seven years ago)

Pepagate

Vinnie, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:59 (seven years ago)

'For some Republicans, the tax overhaul would taste better with SALT.'

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 03:02 (seven years ago)

I'm completely against revisiting 2016 but I thought this was interesting.

Many of the male journalists who stand accused of sexual harassment were on the forefront of covering the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Matt Lauer interviewed Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Trump in an official “commander-in-chief forum” for NBC. He notoriously peppered and interrupted Mrs. Clinton with cold, aggressive, condescending questions hyper-focused on her emails, only to pitch softballs at Mr. Trump and treat him with gentle collegiality a half-hour later.

Mark Halperin and Charlie Rose set much of the televised political discourse on the race, interviewing other pundits, opining themselves and obsessing over the electoral play-by-play. Mr. Rose, after the election, took a tone similar to Mr. Lauer’s with Mrs. Clinton — talking down to her, interrupting her, portraying her as untrustworthy. Mr. Halperin was a harsh critic of Mrs. Clinton, painting her as ruthless and corrupt, while going surprisingly easy on Mr. Trump. The reporter Glenn Thrush, currently on leave from The New York Times because of sexual harassment allegations, covered Mrs. Clinton’s 2008 campaign when he was at Newsday and continued to write about her over the next eight years for Politico.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/01/opinion/matt-lauer-hillary-clinton.html?smid=fb-share

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 03:42 (seven years ago)

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/363239-rnc-reverses-will-support-moore-in-alabama

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:00 (seven years ago)

I take this as a sign that they are terrified he might actually lose

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:00 (seven years ago)

or they've sensed a softening of the outrage and just decided to go for it, despite new allegations

Dan S, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:08 (seven years ago)

It's basically a repeat pf the Billy Bush tape cycle

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:10 (seven years ago)

^^ bingo. they know there are no consequences.

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:11 (seven years ago)

the merrick garland thing was another example of openly embracing the thing that everyone knows is wrong and suffering zero consequences for it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:14 (seven years ago)

not to mention this tax bill and their attempt at repealing Obamacare, the two most rushed, unpopular pieces of legislation in modern history. their tax bill writes in exemptions for private planes, golf courses, private schools, and massive inheritances, all financed by those who can least afford it. they are really fucking going for it.

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:18 (seven years ago)

Garland wasn’t running for election

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:19 (seven years ago)

Well when you're a star they let you do it

Xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:19 (seven years ago)

When’s the last time a Democrat was polling even with the Republican in an Alabama Senate election?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:25 (seven years ago)

Howell Heflin?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 05:28 (seven years ago)

Trump's favourite UK political party in the news again, http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/britain-first-supporter-van-attack-curry-house-muslim-kill-latest-a8092136.html

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 11:23 (seven years ago)

The relative clarity if the deutsche bank portion of the interview with the Guardian guy who wrote Collusion. Incredibly wtf.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:43 (seven years ago)

trump gave his full throated endorsement to moore on the one year anniversary of that guy bringing the gun to comet ping pong

pedophilia for me and not for thee: the new gop credo i guess? god i hate these people

maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:49 (seven years ago)

also sleeve ask any woman and they’ll be wholly unsurprised by the pattern of male gatekeepers holding women to way higher standards than even the worst men

patriarchy is great!!!!

maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:50 (seven years ago)

power in america (and everywhere) manifests in double-standards -- the more blatant, the more decadent the power structure. (that's my new mantra.) note how over the top hypocritical "conservatives" are about just about everything, to the point where they revel in "liberal" irritation at their BS

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:53 (seven years ago)

I think the lesson of 2016 is that social media has been the greatest calibration tool for determining exactly how low humanity will go, ever. And the answer is “so fucking low that maybe democracy is just...too big an ask.”

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:57 (seven years ago)

The analogy of moore to billybushgate is infuriatingly on target.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:58 (seven years ago)

(To be clear im still all in in democracy)

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:59 (seven years ago)

maura at 6:50 5 Dec 17

also sleeve ask any woman and they’ll be wholly unsurprised by the pattern of male gatekeepers holding women to way higher standards than even the worst men

patriarchy is great!!!!

I've probably mentioned it before in one of these threads, but Chuck Dukowski of Black Flag's famous quote "anarchy for me, fascism for you" is increasingly the only way to understand politics in America

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 14:05 (seven years ago)

this is kind of a broad question but fuck it:

people here who are in favor of democracy : could anything cause you to re-evaluate that position? if so, what?

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

Chuck Dukowski of Black Flag's famous quote "anarchy for me, fascism for you" is increasingly the only way to understand politics in America

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

or Gore Veeee-dal's "socialism for the rich, free enterprise for the poor."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 14:58 (seven years ago)

this is kind of a broad question but fuck it:

people here who are in favor of democracy : could anything cause you to re-evaluate that position? if so, what?


the election of donald trump as president of the usa

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:05 (seven years ago)

the fact that like a quarter of this country seems to legitimately believe that Hillary Clinton has literally murdered people and nearly all of them cast ballots in the presidential election

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

people here who are in favor of democracy : could anything cause you to re-evaluate that position? if so, what?

A President is chosen by national lottery every three years. The only stipulations for qualifying are that you must have finished high school with good grades and be a woman.

nashwan, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

people here who are in favor of democracy : could anything cause you to re-evaluate that position? if so, what?

evidence of the supernatural

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:11 (seven years ago)

I'm in favor of democracy, but I think you need to check and balance the shit out of it to keep it from being twisted into the 'democracy' we currently 'enjoy'.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:18 (seven years ago)

uh are y'all really talking about this

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

Give voters a reason to vote for you, win an election, and you'll suddenly believe in democracy again.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

otm there has to be a different thread for this xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

sounds like you're really desperate to be oppressed but ok.

ian, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:28 (seven years ago)

If you feel despair, get yourself a pet, or, better, volunteer at a phone bank.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

conyers is retiring

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

retiring as in stepping down right now or retiring as in not running for re-election?

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:37 (seven years ago)

not running

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:38 (seven years ago)

U.S. Rep. John Conyers is retiring from Congress TODAY, one day after a woman accused him of inappropriately touching her in a church. He's the longest-serving current House member. https://t.co/X7kFj0R59b

— NBCWashington (@nbcwashington) December 5, 2017

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:42 (seven years ago)

well, that changed!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

wondering if i should celebrate indictmas this deficit december

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

D-s will keep stepping down when called out for inappropriate behavior, R-s will keep saying COME AT ME BRO and eking out wins after being caught on tape participating in high school orgies. Who needs gerrymandering or voter suppression when you have unwavering shamelessness and an electorate who knows on which side their tribal bread is buttered?

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

Dems should be able to replace an 88-year-old now and then

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 15:51 (seven years ago)

A college friend of Vice President Mike Pence told The Atlantic that Pence once infuriated his fraternity brothers when he showed a top college administrator where they were hiding kegs in their house.

Dan Murphy, Pence's fraternity brother at Hanover College's chapter of Phi Gamma Delta, told the publication as a part of a lengthy profile on Pence of the time he revealed the kegs to top university brass. Hanover College, a small school in Indiana, had a no-alcohol policy.

Murphy, who now teaches history at the school, said the fraternity had "everything from the sort of evangelical-Christian crowd to some fairly hard-core drug users."

Pence was friendly with with everyone and was elected president of the fraternity when he was a sophomore.

That same year, their fraternity house was "perpetually" on probation, as The Atlantic's McKay Coppins wrote. Fraternity brothers were trying to re-create scenes from "Animal House," which had just come out that year.

"The Phi Gams devised elaborate schemes to smuggle booze into the house, complete with a network of campus lookouts," Coppins wrote. "Pence was not a particularly hard partier, but he gamely presided over these efforts, and when things went sideways he was often called upon to smooth things over with the adults. One night, during a rowdy party, Pence and his fraternity brothers got word that an associate dean was on his way to the house. They scrambled to hide the kegs and plastic cups, and then Pence met the administrator at the door."

That administrator told Pence, according to Murphy's retelling, that, "We know you've got a keg."

When such incidents happened previously, one of the fraternity brothers would typically take the fall and claim that all of the booze was his, which would prevent the fraternity as a whole from facing discipline.

But this time, Pence decided to take a different approach. He just led the college dean straight to the kegs.

And he said they belonged to the fraternity. Phi Gamma Delta was severely punished as a result.

"They really raked us over the coals," Murphy said. "The whole house was locked down."

While some of Pence's fraternity brothers were "furious" over the incident, as Coppins wrote, the future governor and vice president "managed to stay on good terms with the administration."

That relationship helped Pence receive a job offer in the school's admissions office upon graduating in 1981.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

egos before bros, amirite

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

I know The Intercept are all Russian ops (just like Bernie) but give a look:

The Trump Administration is considering a set of proposals developed by Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a retired CIA officer — with assistance from Oliver North, a key figure in the Iran-Contra scandal — to provide CIA Director Mike Pompeo and the White House with a global, private spy network that would circumvent official U.S. intelligence agencies, according to several current and former U.S. intelligence officials and others familiar with the proposals. The sources say the plans have been pitched to the White House as a means of countering “deep state” enemies in the intelligence community seeking to undermine Donald Trump’s presidency.

The creation of such a program raises the possibility that the effort would be used to create an intelligence apparatus to justify the Trump administration’s political agenda.

“Pompeo can’t trust the CIA bureaucracy, so we need to create this thing that reports just directly to him,” said a former senior U.S. intelligence official with firsthand knowledge of the proposals, in describing White House discussions. “It is a direct-action arm, totally off the books,” this person said, meaning the intelligence collected would not be shared with the rest of the CIA or the larger intelligence community. “The whole point is this is supposed to report to the president and Pompeo directly.”

https://theintercept.com/2017/12/04/trump-white-house-weighing-plans-for-private-spies-to-counter-deep-state-enemies/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

yep, the single most terrifying thing in an exceptionally terrifying week

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago)

I feel like someone described B613 from Scandal to Trump and he was all "oh yes, we should do that; is Papa Pope free?" and no one bothered to explain to him that these are fictional characters.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWd8dsFhYc&feature=

the rage this just induced is beyond! fuck this people so hard

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

people here who are in favor of democracy : do you consider the US to particularly have one?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=7rWd8dsFhYc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

FUCK THESE PEOPLE

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

xxp no

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

A related article on the subject

https://www.buzzfeed.com/aramroston/trump-administration-mulls-private-rendition?utm_term=.ajRPlx4D8#.cjqDkE2Kg

One of the proposals would involve hiring a private company, Amyntor Group, for millions of dollars to set up a large intelligence network and run counterterrorist propaganda efforts, according to the sources. Amyntor’s officials and employees include veterans of a variety of US covert operations, ranging from the Reagan-era Iran–Contra affair to more recent actions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Amyntor declined to discuss the proposals, but a lawyer for the company said in a statement to BuzzFeed News that the type of contract being contemplated would be legal “with direction and control by the proper government authority.”...Amyntor Group is a reclusive company headquartered in Whitefish, Montana, a town of 6,500 residents that recently gained notoriety after a company based there won, then lost, a $300 million contract to rebuild Puerto Rico’s electrical grid. There is no known relationship between the two companies.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

exactly, the Whitefish connection is so fuckin spooky

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

when Mueller takes a trip there then we'll know

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

that's where richard spencer lives, isn't it

j., Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

What's in the water in Whitefish?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

white fish

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

walked right into that one

j., Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

God that video, fuuuuuuuuck you

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

Bargain: https://www.justice.gov/file/1015746/download

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

Unlike his opponent, Judge Roy Moore supports all babies being brought to term so that he can try to have sex with them in fourteen years.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_good_fight/2017/12/the_sheer_cravenness_on_display_in_american_politics_should_make_us_all.html

maybe dude should get a pet

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:09 (seven years ago)

trump mulling over forming his own secret police, usually works out great in the long run

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_good_fight/2017/12/the_sheer_cravenness_on_display_in_american_politics_should_make_us_all.html

maybe dude should get a pet

― correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r),

otm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

Mentioned upthread.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

cool, looks like trump threw another bone to the christians, so that should be enough to offset another month of him supporting, nazis, pedophiles, and assorted extreme-right groups across the world. this was precisely the argument that people like falwell jr were making during the campaign - just turn a blind eye to everything he's doing, even the fact that he's clearly the least religious person in the goddamn world, and everything's ok because he says the right things (for now, at least) about abortion, jerusalem, references to "the creator" in the declaration of independence, wanting everyone except for white christians to be a second class citizen, etc

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

it may be the rudimentary conspiracy theorist in me, but a great way to build an ethnostate in whitefish, montana, would be to enrich a small segment of the local populace. hm.

ian, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:48 (seven years ago)

i admit that i don't know about whitefish montana but i'm just going to assume trump did it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

it may be the rudimentary conspiracy theorist in me, but a great way to build an ethnostate in whitefish, montana, would be to enrich a small segment of the local populace. hm.

― ian, Tuesday, December 5, 2017 11:48 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm :-/

gbx, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

yup. man, is there a nm thread that talks about this issue that you contribute to, cause nm seems fascinating on that topic.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:06 (seven years ago)

??

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:12 (seven years ago)

sorry to be OT, just i found the social environment and politics of new mexico to be pretty interesting and distinctive in my times and interactions there- not necessarily tied to "creating an ethnostate" though.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

wow, russia barred from the olympics.

somehow i think this will become a political issue

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

Genuinely curious if Trump will pull the US team out of the games now.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:38 (seven years ago)

I guess we can look forward to the US 'somehow' winning the gold in every sport.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:38 (seven years ago)

but the athletes can still compete under a neutral flag

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:41 (seven years ago)

Genuinely curious if Trump will pull the US team out of the games now.

russia has the greatest, we want to show that we're the greatest too, many people have said we were always the greatest,
so we will challenge russia, one on one, no other countries, in a Trump resort of my choosing, we have the finest facilities,
just us and russia, U.S. and russia, with all of the other countries in the world watching, the pee tape is fake news

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

Genuinely curious if Trump will pull the US team out of the games now.

― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, December 5, 2017 12:38 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

doubt this will happen, but I can imagine some bizarre tweets coming down the pike

gbx, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

a bold claim

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

I can imagine some bizarre tweets coming down the pike

one for the future thread title log

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:53 (seven years ago)

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump will be traveling to Mississippi on Saturday to attend the opening of a new civil rights museum.

That's according to a White House official. The official spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss the trip before it is formally announced.

The Mississippi Civil Rights Museum and adjacent Museum of Mississippi History are scheduled to open at 11 a.m. Saturday.

I'm sure he won't say anything stupid.

WilliamC, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:54 (seven years ago)

did you know there were good people on both sides of the civil rights movement? not many people know this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

"Rosa Parks would've been my African American"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

next year's world cup in russia is going to be a bad scene. probably for the best that the US didn't qualify.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)

re the Olympics, I know a lot of you don't remember '84 when the Soviets boycotted, but it was a total feelgood pageant for Reaganism, Yam will want his own triumphalist sports moment. One hopes the winning athletes will make him regret it.

(If we're here in '20 of course)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)

"I have a feeling that if Rosa Parks were alive today, she would have voted Trump"

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)

btw meet Jerusalem, your Israeli capital for the apocalyptic age!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:03 (seven years ago)

President Accelerationist drops any remaining pretense of a two state solution now we can move on the task of creating a one state that protects minority and religion rights

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 5, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:04 (seven years ago)

oh great ! fun!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:05 (seven years ago)

The Russian ban is only for those silly Winter Games. Nobody watches them!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:07 (seven years ago)

Shit, this screws with hockey

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

NHL players aren't going, so hockey was going to be weird anyway

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:18 (seven years ago)

wish the olympics could be held every 1000 years

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:20 (seven years ago)

surprise!

BREAKING: Susan Collins doesn't really have a deal for her tax cut vote.

Ryan's office warning he wasn't part of deal on ObamaCare: source https://t.co/cD0AIVDtCg

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) December 5, 2017

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

Samir Chopra:

"No dictator need abuse any legal American institutions in order to become a totalitarian despot.. That despotic power is built, legally, into American political institutions, all ready and ripe for hijacking by bad actors. Those bad actors are here, and they’ve hijacked the polity....

"Mueller’s actions will not bring the Republican Party’s nihilism to heel. Indeed, an even worse hangover awaits us, if as is likely, this entire expensive legal investigation will end only with Trump riding out his term unscathed and going on to greater riches ‘outside.’ When the smoke clears and this prosecution is over, we will be left with the same severely compromised republic we had before. No team of special prosecutors can bring that to heel. We have outsourced the hard work to someone else, expecting to be rescued from a mess we made ourselves. This is ours; we have to clean this up."

https://samirchopra.com/2017/12/04/the-great-bob-mueller-seduction/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

agree that a political solution, rather than a legal solution, is the only real avenue

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:26 (seven years ago)

Put well elsewhere that voting out the GOP is the people's way of impeaching a president that a GOP congress likely would protect.

BTW, re: Jerusalem, my hat's off to Trump for figuring out a way to start a war without firing a single bullet. Hope everyone is taking notes of Syria and taking pictures now, because thousands of years of history are about to be destroyed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

everybody knows to avoid that custom-made MENA thread i see

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

agree that a political solution, rather than a legal solution, is the only real avenue

― Οὖτις,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjBAJpTJlZc

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

BTW, re: Jerusalem, my hat's off to Trump for figuring out a way to start a war without firing a single bullet. Hope everyone is taking notes of Syria and taking pictures now, because thousands of years of history are about to be destroyed.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, December 5, 2017 7:30 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm convinced we're living in a computer simulation now. Someone added lol Trump to the world like a human messing up an ant-hill. Utah natural park, Jerusalem, N-Korea, health care, tax cuts for the rich. Someone's having fun outside of where we are.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

death to democrats!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-campaign-adviser-says-gop-tax-overhaul-death-to-democrats

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

Ah Stephen Moore...Stephen Moore, a conservative economist who advised President Donald Trump’s campaign on economic and tax policy, said in an interview published Tuesday that the Republican tax overhaul currently under debate by the House is “death to Democrats.”

“They go after state and local taxes, which weakens public employee unions. They go after university endowments, and universities have become play pens of the left,” Moore told Bloomberg. “And getting rid of the mandate is to eventually dismantle Obamacare.”

He argued that the tax overhaul legislation, which would repeal Obamacare’s individual mandate, would accelerate “a death spiral” in its exchanges.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:13 (seven years ago)

lol alfred, that's the first thing that came to my mind too

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)

Even before any "death spiral", Americans should be incensed that 1 party sabotaged a portion of US healthcare system purely out of spite. Democrats should really hammer on that point nonstop.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

Yeah, it's about time someone informed the voting public about what venal pieces of shit the GOP are. I expect to see QUITE the sea change once they do!

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

they need to ban "bipartisanship" from their lexicon forever imho

Simon H., Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

will never happen so long as you need GOP votes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

Can't wait to see the flood of demoralized ex-Republicans wearing their 'not my party' buttons. Gonna be so sweet.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

will never happen so long as you need GOP votes

historically it has guided them even when they didn't

Simon H., Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:58 (seven years ago)

Yes, those two years really tell a tale!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

Virtue signaling! Or something.

Country over Party pic.twitter.com/JZMTaEYdxQ

— Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) December 5, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:41 (seven years ago)

but he wouldn't write a real check

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

he should have voted no on the tax bill and set himself on fire

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

otm

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

It's from the Dewey, Screwem and Howe Bank.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

Self-Immolation Party in '20.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

Alfred is correct

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

Is Flake jockeying for a position as semi-sane Republican/future Kasich running mate or something?

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

The prophecy further predicts that the United States Constitution will one day "hang like a thread" and will be saved "by the efforts of the White Horse".

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

I figure he and Mitt are playing for a high role when the crisis hits.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

^^^

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

they're banking on Trump cratering at some point, and then swooping in as the "responsible" adults

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

I'd like to see Jeff's step by step process of executing a hand drawn zero.

Evan, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

If you use a magic stone and Urim and Tummim or whatever, that hand is royal flush.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

Who is Dong Jones

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQUI3HKUEAAn4mC.jpg

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

Classic or Doug?

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:09 (seven years ago)

*whomp whomp*

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-jr-asked-russian-lawyer-info-clinton-foundation-n826711

Donald Trump Jr. asked a Russian lawyer at the June 2016 Trump Tower meeting whether she had evidence of illegal donations to the Clinton Foundation, the lawyer told the Senate Judiciary Committee in answers to written questions obtained exclusively by NBC News.

The lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, told the committee that she didn't have any such evidence, and that she believes Trump misunderstood the nature of the meeting after receiving emails from a music promoter promising incriminating information on Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump's Democratic opponent.

Once it became apparent that she did not have meaningful information about Clinton, Trump seemed to lose interest, Veselnitskaya said, and the meeting petered out.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:22 (seven years ago)

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:23 (seven years ago)

tell me more about this Rob Goldstone...

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

a quick poll about Russia and Donald Trump

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

ty!

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:31 (seven years ago)

Mueller possibly looking at "not just the Trump tax returns but also the returns of all the limited liability companies, hundreds of them that he's using and the web of financial transactions that he's involved in" - @KenDilanianNBC tells @NicolleDWallace pic.twitter.com/kkpn6u6yoh

— Deadline White House (@DeadlineWH) December 5, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/20kbom.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)

Yeah, subpeona and release every doc, just for the comedy value that can wrung from the current horribleness

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:59 (seven years ago)

Kinda starting to sour on Mueller news, tbh. Dude is going to all this work and will almost certainly present us with mountains of irrefutable evidence that the POTUS is one bad hombre. And then Trump will just continue to soil the White House linens for a couple more years, yawn.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

sadly otm prob

marcos, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:22 (seven years ago)

probably

unless Dems take the House

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:29 (seven years ago)

I kinda worry sometimes that Trump will eventually figure out that he can probably do literally anything he wants to do without suffering any consequences whatsoever.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:34 (seven years ago)

it's not that he can do anything he wants, it's he can do anything he wants as long as he insists he's not doing the thing that he's obviously doing. although I could see a scenario where he tweets I AM YR DICTATOR and everybody said "yr taking him literally again!"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

think he already knows. he still hasn't shot the person on 5th avenue, thankfully.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

xpost

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

where are the flesh eating bacteria gods

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:36 (seven years ago)

your favorite dictator (me)

new noise, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:36 (seven years ago)

But then I take some comfort in the knowledge that any horrific act he undertakes after coming to that realization will almost certainly be followed up by some hubristic overshoot that results in his accidental messy death.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:36 (seven years ago)

So this is happening.

Steve Bannon now attacking Mitt Romney for not serving in Vietnam. "You hid behind your religion. You went to France to be a missionary while guys were dying in rice paddies."

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) December 6, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:48 (seven years ago)

Extremely unfortunate that one guy in particular didn’t get the chance to die in a rice paddy

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

Yes, well, bone spurs and all.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

Maybe he'll die after taking too big a bite of a burger patty

omar little, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:51 (seven years ago)

"hey guys he's choking. Donald, do you want us to get the White House medics? If so, say something..."

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:53 (seven years ago)

Dear me.

Bannon is just viciously going off on Mitt Romney: “Judge Roy Moore has more honor and integrity in that pinky finger than your entire family has in its whole DNA."

— Andrew Desiderio (@desiderioDC) December 6, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 01:58 (seven years ago)

That's vicious? Seems pretty clichéd and trite. One can imagine that line being delivered by Colonel Sanders in a bad comedy.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:01 (seven years ago)

ahh, only a matter of time before Bannon took the eugenic route

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:25 (seven years ago)

fuck bannon and his cocaine carbuncles

maura, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:29 (seven years ago)

I've never had my list of people I want to die viciously spread across so many college-ruled pages

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:29 (seven years ago)

what if Yam shot Bannon on 5th Ave

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:33 (seven years ago)

head would probably grow back

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 02:33 (seven years ago)

not our donnie 2spurs!

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/12/05/donald-trump-is-guilty/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 13:38 (seven years ago)

Answering the rhetorical question posed by the article, quite likely that several people in Trump's orbit colluded to get sanctions lifted for their own personal gain, and that Trump knew nothing about it. He's a moron surrounded by yes men and more detail oriented folk who have probably been profiting off of him and stealing from him for decades, there's probably a lot he does't know about. The problem as always is his brazen defenses and blurted blanket denials despite being possibly innocent of accusations. His bluffing and bluster have likely inadvertently gotten him trapped in a coverup-not-the-crime scenario. I suppose it's possible he was directly involved in this crazy Machiavellian international scheme, but come on. He hires shady people like Michael Cohen et al. to do this shit for him and just signs the tax returns at the end. Every time he declares "I never ..." or "there is no ..." or "witch hunt!" people like Jared start squirming and his lawyers quickly update their defense drafts.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:14 (seven years ago)

rhetorical rebuttal: if the best defense for ol' 2spurs is that he was oblivious to an epidemic of treasonous activity among his underlings then he isn't competent enough in his early 70s to be POTUS (if he ever was). national security is at stake

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:24 (seven years ago)

That much has been clear from the start. He could be totally innocent of all crimes and still be incompetent.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:25 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I think there's an argument to be made that even if the president is 'only' a hapless naïf who's unknowingly packed the top tiers of the federal government with bad actors, that alone is enough of a basis to boot him out of the big chair.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:26 (seven years ago)

That's vicious? Seems pretty clichéd and trite. One can imagine that line being delivered by Colonel Sanders in a bad comedy.

― A is for (Aimless)

i've seen "the phynx", and harland sanders doesn't say anything like that in it.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:27 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I think there's an argument to be made that even if the president is 'only' a hapless naïf who's unknowingly packed the top tiers of the federal government with bad actors, that alone is enough of a basis to boot him out of the big chair.

― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch)

everybody wants to rule the world

bob lefse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:28 (seven years ago)

nice

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:40 (seven years ago)

no one is booting him out other than voters on election day in 2020

fyi the electoral college will still exist then so don't act surprised when it, like, still exists

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:48 (seven years ago)

JiC's reading seems pretty otm to me. He doesn't seem savvy enough to pull something like this off, but he is so easy to manipulate that's not hard to see how pro-Russia forces could easily land a guy like Manafort into the inner reaches of the campaign. That said if Trump was actually offered a quid-pro-quo deal like that I can't imagine him turning it down, or even knowing that such a thing was illegal.

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:53 (seven years ago)

xpost Oh yeah, as noted upthread, I have no expectation that he's going anywhere until he's voted out or until he's good and ready or until he finally blessedly suffers a massive coronary. I'm just adding to the piles and piles of watertight-yet-inefficacious arguments against his occupying the office.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:55 (seven years ago)

wrt the federal government, I've pretty much retreated into abject cynicism at this point. I expect to see nothing but a perpetuation of garbage at the national level until the end of my life or the end of the country, whichever comes first.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:57 (seven years ago)

yeah maybe trump will outlast his diet and the special prosecutor, or maybe he'll go bankrupt again and quit again, like he always does, who knows

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:58 (seven years ago)

I could live with him finishing out his term if he's somehow drained of every penny he has to his name in the interim. I want to see him walk out of that front door with nothing and retreat to the underside of some bridge with a shopping cart full of his shitty ties and steaks. God, if you're listening...

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:06 (seven years ago)

i want to see him go before the republican tax "reform" bill hits "his" desk

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

i want to see mike pence explain his "obliviousness" to trump treason too

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:15 (seven years ago)

Hey, don't get me wrong, I hope a blood vessel in his brain bursts before I've typed the period in this sentence.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:16 (seven years ago)

if the president is 'only' a hapless naïf who's unknowingly packed the top tiers of the federal government with bad actors, that alone is enough of a basis to boot him out of the big chair.

we tried this with the jellybean guy

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:18 (seven years ago)

For those who don't know: in the spring of '87, until Howard Baker arrived as chief of staff and made the sign of the cross, there was serious talk about removing Reagan from office citing the 25th Amendment.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

the jellybean guy didn't collude with the kremlin during the 1980 presidential election. sure his iran hostage crisis shenanigans running against president carter were treason but the general public didn't find out about that until way later

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

meanwhile...back to draining the swamp:

The defanging of a federal consumer watchdog agency began last week in a federal courthouse in San Francisco.

After a nearly three-year legal skirmish, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau appeared to have been victorious. A judge agreed in September with the bureau that a financial company had misled more than 100,000 mortgage customers. As punishment, the judge ordered the Ohio company, Nationwide Biweekly Administration, to pay nearly $8 million in penalties.

All that was left was to collect the cash. Last week, lawyers from the consumer bureau filed an 11-page brief asking the judge to force Nationwide to post an $8 million bond while the proceedings wrapped up.

Then Mick Mulvaney was named the consumer bureau’s acting director.

Barely 48 hours later, the same lawyers filed a new two-sentence brief. Their request: to withdraw their earlier submission and no longer take a position on whether Nationwide should put up the cash.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:26 (seven years ago)

the (main) comparison in question is iran-contra though - similarly flagrant violation of US law and constitutional principles, similar "gosh i just didn't know everybody i was having daily meetings with was also working together on a criminal conspiracy."

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:27 (seven years ago)

and everyone knew the president was either too stupid to authorize it or too clueless.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:28 (seven years ago)

and president reagan wasn't taking revenge on academia after paying $25,000,000 in a fraud settlement for 2spurs University after he "won" the election

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:35 (seven years ago)

Yeah but how could trump have known that Flynn, Manafort, and a host of other people he’s been working with years are corrupt? There were zero warning signs!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:43 (seven years ago)

He picks the very best people, no one could have seen this coming, he has been very unfairly treated by the media

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:43 (seven years ago)

Exactly. About the argument that Trump is clueless about all of the shit circling around him: it doesn't seem remotely logical to me that he could surround himself with such an astonishing variety of nefarious people and not know what they're all about. I think he's the one doing the manipulating, not vice versa.

Dan S, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

he picks the very best russian mobsters and their sidekicks to give leases to in trump tower. that takes sway! why can't the media cover both sides?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

25th hour as spike lee / david benioff prophecy of a 2spurs presidency

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

I think it's a little column A, a little column B. Trump clearly has no qualms rubbing elbows with human garbage like himself, but I doubt he had to really seek any of these people out. He's a master at his one demonstrable skill of conning people, but he's also deeply, incredibly stupid and has probably been a stupefyingly-credulous mark for operators cannier than himself.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

Like, I think it's totally OTM that people have almost certainly been robbing him blind throughout his 'career'. Because it doesn't take much to pull one over on him.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:56 (seven years ago)

it doesn't seem remotely logical to me that he could surround himself with such an astonishing variety of nefarious people and not know what they're all about.

It's totally logical and plausible. There's a reason he's so "loyal" to a handful of folks. It's because they get hired early on and then he just sticks with them forever and lets them make all his decisions for him. There is no way Trump "hired" all these current goons, there were a handful of trusted advisors and he went with their recommendations. Trump, being a moron, essentially purchased the whole Deluxe Collision package, which included a dozen of these connected scumbags.

It's not terribly different than how, say, Billy Joel one day notices all his money is gone, because his brother or accountant stole it all. Or Leonard Cohen and his money people. Or a lot of nouveau riche They hire people to watch their shit because they don't have the time/energy/education. Trump is no Warren Buffett or Jeff Bezos. He's a bozo with bad taste and bad instincts, proven again and again over decades.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

Dont know whether to write “if we only knew what he REALLY is!” or “he is exactly as he appears!” but im puking too hard.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

it might perhaps behoove those convinced hillz had it in the bag to consider if just for a second the prospect that 2spurs is playing dumb and exploiting "liberal" intellectual superiority complexes. kayfabe covfefe. his voters (and the kremlin) get it

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

from their regular propaganda email,this is the white house's "photo of the day;" you really can't make this stuff up.

http://i.imgur.com/7NzUgi1.jpg

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:14 (seven years ago)

also, since it's the season of sharing:

The numbers suggest immigration enforcement is a win-win
Since the start of the Trump Administration, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) removal team has made 110,568 arrests—a year-over-year jump of 40 percent. This more aggressive approach to law and order comes with a twist: Apprehensions at the U.S.-Mexico border itself dropped this fiscal year.
This result bolsters President Trump’s core message on immigration. If America upholds the rule of law across the country, fewer immigrants will put their families at risk by crossing into the U.S. illegally. Preserving the integrity of a lawful system—including by building a physical barrier at the border—will save lives and restore the promise of a safer, happier, and more welcoming beginning for new Americans.
Regardless of ideology, that’s something we should all hope for.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

motherfuckers can barely even be bothered to mention PR but they have time to take a jab at that mean old news cycle

‘Our hearts are encouraged by the people of Texas’
For many Americans, December will be a month of rejuvenation before the New Year. But for families who lives were turned upside down by natural disasters in Texas, California, Florida, Puerto Rico, Louisiana, and the U.S. Virgin Islands, the road to recovery can be long and difficult—months after the news cycle has moved on to other stories.
First Lady Melania Trump and Second Lady Karen Pence will travel to Texas today to thank first responders, meet with affected families, and help volunteers at a local food bank. “Our hearts are encouraged by the people of Texas,” the Second Lady said, “and their continued enthusiasm to help each other pick up the pieces and rebuild after Hurricane Harvey.”
“As Christmas and the New Year approach, I encourage people to lend their time volunteering or providing financial support to those still reeling from the hurricanes,” the First Lady said.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

Dont know whether to write “if we only knew what he REALLY is!” or “he is exactly as he appears!” but im puking too hard.

― correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, December 6, 2017 11:07 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The circumstance of his existence and position is just so offensively ridiculous the only way to cope is constantly put in under a microscope and yell "HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL? IS ANYTHING REAL?"

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

Narrator: It isn't.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

Then someone wake me up please

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

"conservative" (john calhoun / james p. buchanan) ideology justifies his existence. look at how much money he seems to have! what a guy! no waking up once and for all from that nightmare until the whole koch / murdoch / mercer / ALEC / dominionist neo-feudalist gang go down

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

gillibrand, mcaskill and more are now calling for franken to resign

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:40 (seven years ago)

I still blame reality shows for lowering the bar and training the public to calibrate to their simplistic portrayal of what human interaction and problem solving should look like.

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

I still blame reality shows fucking conservatives for lowering the bar and training the public to calibrate to their simplistic portrayal of what human interaction and problem solving should look like.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

I'd add that, not replace

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

I blame the advertising industry and the basic principles of economics for grinding the idea of human beings down to simplistic idiot-bots that can be manipulated

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

Well of course! I was attempting to narrow in on more recent developments in culture.

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

"but immigration is actually good, because they are needed for the economy"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

I'm just gonna keep this on my clipboard:

D-s will keep stepping down when called out for inappropriate behavior, R-s will keep saying COME AT ME BRO and eking out wins after being caught on tape participating in high school orgies. Who needs gerrymandering or voter suppression when you have unwavering shamelessness and an electorate who knows on which side their tribal bread is buttered?

― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 5, 2017 9:49 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

Franken should step down. political calculation around sexual harrassment/misconduct is not the hill for Dems to die on.

evol j, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

yep

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:48 (seven years ago)

I'd like to think it would have the effect of discouraging serial harassers from running for office in the first place (well, as democrats anyway), which is the better long-term strategy presumably

rob, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

i have no strong opinion on Franken's resigning right now, but do all forms of misconduct rate the same penalty? bcuz if Moore is elected, he's going to serve.

also an Ethics Committee investigation *after* a resignation -- well, the phrase "show trial" comes to mind.

you may wind up with 5-6 resignations from the Senate before the midterms... all Dems.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

Oh, no argument about Franken. Just acknowledging that this is yet another situation where everyone loses except for conscience-free monsters with no moral center.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:59 (seven years ago)

everyone needs to stop thinking "long term." Waterworld starts any year now.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:59 (seven years ago)

Al Frankens conduct rate him stepping down, I don't particularly need a lot of whataboutism after that.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

More Flynn fun...from Elijah Cummings and someone who contacted him about it, interestingly:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/06/us/politics/michael-flynn-russia-sanctions-ripped-up-whistleblower.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:14 (seven years ago)

meanwhile...

Schumer’s bipartisanship in action: he urged Trump to declare Jerusalem as Israel’s “undivided” capital.

This Resistance™ is something else. https://t.co/V8LtiXQhhP!

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) December 6, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:22 (seven years ago)

Don't see how that's a surprise. The Israeli lobby is bipartisan.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

Very few surprises are posted in these threads.

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

we're not about surprises, just the grim acceptance of the death spiral

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

I guess if Schumer's on the record previously endorsing Jerusalem as the capitol then a flip-flop now would look purely motivated to counter Trump. his problem was having a stupid take in the first place.

evol j, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

that's usually his problem

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

Franken making an announcement tomorrow. Kinda bummed about this because I really liked him as a Senator, but yeah...he's gotta go

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:11 (seven years ago)

agree that he has to go and

my very cynical feeling is that media bubbles and vastly different responses from party cohorts could create impression among voters that Dems Get Caught and Resign while GOP are victims of False Accusations

— slackbot (@pareene) December 6, 2017

gbx, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

Well, yeah.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)

if dems can make clear they're meaningfully enforcing a standard of zero-tolerance where their opponents are not, I can imagine that maybe gaining some traction among non-chuds

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

yea but most people are chuds

marcos, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

Unfortunately, CHUDs rule everything around me.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

if dems can make clear they're meaningfully enforcing a standard of zero-tolerance where their opponents are not, I can imagine that maybe gaining some traction among non-chuds

― Simon H., Wednesday, December 6, 2017 2:41 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if dems clearly communicate something in a unified way? no problem, they're great at that

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

Yeah, hence the qualifiers.

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

if dems can make clear they're meaningfully enforcing a standard of zero-tolerance where their opponents are not, I can imagine that maybe gaining some traction among non-chuds

Clear to whom? Their base already knows what's happening, their opposition thinks the party is full of degenerate scum anyway and that this is all chickens coming home to roost, and the undecideds literally could not possibly care any less about anything either party is doing, whether it is ethically- or politically-related.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

Maybe they can chip away at the 48% (I believe? I may be misremembering a recent report) of millennials who take a dim view of them

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

I do think there's some potential mileage to be had in the Dems becoming the party with strong moral convictions they consistently back up with their actions. But, well, come on.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 20:07 (seven years ago)

Convincing the bad apples to resign is a good start. There's a long row to hoe.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 20:07 (seven years ago)

Of course, I have a more generous definition of what "bad apples" signifies than the Dem establishment does.

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 December 2017 20:08 (seven years ago)

lol wtf was wrong with him here?
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4696325/trumps-slurred-speech-jerusalem-announcement

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

may have just gotten a cavity filled

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:20 (seven years ago)

hmm i don't know, though if any administration would schedule that procedure right before a speech it would be this one.

omar little, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

it's dentures

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

don't rich people get implants ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

perhaps the cavity was in his frontal lobe

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

but yeah; having spent time around folks with dentures, that sure sounds like his came unglued

Rich people get implants if they need them when they're young and aren't terrified of surgery

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:29 (seven years ago)

trying to imagine the process of getting this guy even marginally camera ready is an unpleasant thought

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/9NclBT9.jpg

his signature is more wacky than ever too.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

alt answer: the simulation is getting buggier

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:33 (seven years ago)

dentures would also explain the DEEP SNIFF issue, as that's likely air rushing between his upper palate and sinuses

#faketooths

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

that's probably all true but i like to believe he was having a stroke and is currently dead xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:37 (seven years ago)

lol brownie

imago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:38 (seven years ago)

heck of a job, brownie

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

hope that story gets traction so Trump's dentist can write a public letter confirming that Trump's teeth are strong and beautiful and he's never had a cavity

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

Many people are saying he has the strongest bite anyone has ever felt. 100% human bone. Fastest pretzel rod eater. Hillary has no teeth.

Evan, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

Franken to resign apparently

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 22:08 (seven years ago)

You need allies to accomplish much in the Senate and Franken has lost many allies lately. He probably looked at the damage and decided it was not going to improve and would almost certainly get worse. Staying on while wounded would just mean he could cast votes on the Dem side of issues -- and his replacement could do that as easily as he could.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

its better for the Dems long term, Franken's chances of re-election were definitely going to take a huge hit

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 22:22 (seven years ago)

am i right in thinking that ellison has considered running as a replacement?

gbx, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)

that would be great.

akm, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)

Update: It's been almost eight hours. Donald Trump Jr. is still in the House Intelligence Committee's secure spaces.

— Katie Bo Williams (@KatieBoWill) December 6, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 23:10 (seven years ago)

can they just keep him there?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 23:20 (seven years ago)

has Mueller talked to him yet? that we know of? house interview is mere preamble.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 23:25 (seven years ago)

The image brownie posted works on so many levels

- kinda looks like teeth
- kinda looks like signature
- represents catastrophic destructive forces

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 23:32 (seven years ago)

also the parentheses around earlier and later are funny for no reason? I AM CURIOUS (LATER)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 23:34 (seven years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/12/07/anderson-cooper-questions-moore-spokeswoman-janet-porter-issues-sot-ac.cnn

seven minutes of maddening subject changes and staying-on-message

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 December 2017 05:35 (seven years ago)

flynn treason-texting at the inauguration

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/06/michael-flynn-russia-sanctions-trump-inauguration

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 7 December 2017 10:16 (seven years ago)

I think it's fair to say that revealing Flynn's wrongdoing is pretty much an exercise at this point. We know he's guilty, he pleaded guilty, and him spilling his guts to Mueller is a condition of his plea deal. What I want is someone to leak a transcript of the Don Jr. interview, but I guess they have to wait to get all the grease stains out first.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 13:21 (seven years ago)

surprise! done to please Adelson and to "seem pro-Israel"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-had-for-months-been-determined-to-move-us-embassy-to-jerusalem/2017/12/06/f721e2ba-dab7-11e7-b1a8-62589434a581_story.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 13:52 (seven years ago)

JiC i think it's fair to disagree and consider instead that flynn wheeling and dealing to sell nuclear reactors to the Middle East (where ISIS etc might blow them up!) is such a big deal that the hillary-uranium-1 bullshit was a proleptic 'both sides are bad' move to prepare for this revelation eventually coming out

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 7 December 2017 13:53 (seven years ago)

Once Trump indicated 10 days ago that he would not sign a second waiver, national security adviser H.R. McMaster began putting together options that officials assessed would result in the least damage.

'we managed to talk him down to six 40-megaton strikes instead of the ten 60-megaton strikes he wanted!'

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:00 (seven years ago)

For people (like me) hoping that Trump will keel over from his terrible diet, I would like to note that Warren Buffett is 87 and has, if anything, an even worse diet

https://www.facebook.com/businessinsider/videos/10155147607159071/

Simon H., Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:03 (seven years ago)

I mean, I personally hope he gets slowly pulled into some piece of heavy machinery and pulped but however it happens I'm ultimately pretty cool with it.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:13 (seven years ago)

That poor heavy machinery, it didn't do anything to deserve that

Evan, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:22 (seven years ago)

its better for the Dems long term, Franken's chances of re-election were definitely going to take a huge hit

― frogbs

i'm relieved to not have to have any more arguments with anybody supporting him on the grounds that "trump's worse". for me the worst-case scenario wasn't that he wouldn't get re-elected, but that he _would_.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:26 (seven years ago)

xpost Don't get me wrong, Flynn is a scumbag and was up to no good. My point was only that all things Flynn will be revealed, because he is no longer in any position to keep secrets (assuming all is not known already), but because he is in effect already guilty I'd much rather save my delicious outrage for the next in line.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:43 (seven years ago)

icymi

Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, @GinniThomas, presenting an award to @JamesOKeefeIII today for "defending liberty." pic.twitter.com/bWXFgWa36x

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) December 6, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

http://assets.motherjones.com/interactives/projects/2013/07/groundswell/500x350/Thomas.jpg

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:26 (seven years ago)

A roomful of heroes imo.

('Hero' does mean 'someone who'd probably sell their parents to human traffickers', right?)

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:27 (seven years ago)

calling it. trump has to take a 'rich kid' timeout, pence takes over official duties just in time to sign the tax "reform" bill -- appoints o'keefe the new VP

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

#DentureDonald was trending; i still think #faketooths is better

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

Is that the going conspiracy?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile let's discredit Mueller!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:43 (seven years ago)

Maim the messenger.

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:47 (seven years ago)

It's as if they know they have something to hide

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

i rolled my eyes at a Dan Rather repost today...

Bill moyers, dan rather, and Robert Reich are the holy trinity of Facebook liberalism’s mainstream. Dinesh D’Souza, Herman Cain, and Donald Trump are the equivalent on the other side.

— Max Read (@max_read) December 7, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:28 (seven years ago)

The chairman of that committee has been pressing the Justice Department to appoint a second special counsel — one to probe Clinton, as well as the FBI’s handling of past Clinton-related probes.

sounds like what we really need imo

(from alfred's link xp)

marcos, Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/STL056787-600x934.jpg
this exists. anyone want to see clips?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:32 (seven years ago)

(bear in mind it's from Antarctic press, who are uniformly terrible)

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:33 (seven years ago)

Mmm, quite a good uniform there

Mark G, Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

is this "US withdrawing from Winter Olympics" much ado about nothing? I see everybody freaking about Nikki Haley's statement, but it was in response to a direct question and she began by saying she didn't have any details on that, just that it might be an open question.

I also don't believe her or Trump could even order the USOC to withdraw - in the 80s, they just happened to be on board with Carter due to the gravity of the Afghanistan occupation by Soviets.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

your praise has been referred to CC Beck care of 1939.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:39 (seven years ago)

xpost

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:39 (seven years ago)

xp and not xp it's an obvious captain marvel swipe tho i can't find the exact reference piece immediately

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

President Pecs more like

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

more Israel-centric "bipartisanship"! via NYC's progressive [sic] mayor.

New: Mayor @BilldeBlasio wrote letter of support on behalf of NYC wishing “continued success” to hardline West Bank settler group (also backed by Kushner family and David Friedman) 1/2 pic.twitter.com/yr3ek00Fpl

— Justin Elliott (@JustinElliott) December 7, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

Can't make this up -- Roy Moore said in September that the last time America was great was when we had slavery. (h/t @reckonalabama)https://t.co/NMF4BCQ6ZS pic.twitter.com/XbpPtdifuS

— Eric Columbus (@EricColumbus) December 7, 2017

brilliant

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

--even though we had slavery --- they cared for one another

worst slow jam ever

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

American development arrested at Gone with the Wind

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:22 (seven years ago)

#DentureDonald was trending; i still think #faketooths is better


#fakechews shirley

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

dumb da dumb dumb

https://slate.com/business/2017/12/senate-republicans-may-have-made-a-usd260-billion-mistake-in-their-tax-bill.html

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

It's not a bug, it's a feature

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

still keep waiting for the moment I wake up from my coma

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

https://politics.theonion.com/rnc-we-warned-you-gay-marriage-would-be-a-slippery-slo-1821095609

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:05 (seven years ago)

lol

sleepingbag, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

So they are officially chalking his slurred speech up to ... a dry throat?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

Franken's statements today suggest his rapid fall from grace is a profound win for his party

Simon H., Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

Agree. Didn't cop to a thing that wasn't photographed, based on what I've heard.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

xxpost Ha ha ha, gtfo. His vanity leads to a completely stupid lie which then stokes suspicion that, hmmm, maybe it was a stroke because why would he lie about something as mundane as denture slippage?

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

meanwhile in Alabama, if that flyer the Doug Jones campaign put out is legit, Dems are once again working to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Simon H., Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

SOURCES: @CNN and @washingtonpost working on exposing 20-30 congressional members 4 sexual harassment. #DC

— Michael Trujillo (@mikehtrujillo) December 7, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:15 (seven years ago)

he could've just wrote 'for' tbh. otherwise: good.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

now that's what i call draining the swamp!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

(worst music compilation ever?)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

Imagine if his finger had slipped and he'd hit '2'

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)

every now and then it strikes me that there's probably someone out there who knows or is able to guess the President's Twitter password and could instantly cause someone's stock to crash or start a nuclear war or whatever

frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:34 (seven years ago)

he who controls the knowledge of BIGHANDS6969 controls the world

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:39 (seven years ago)

meanwhile Trump drops to 32/63 in new Pew poll

frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

once he sinks below 30 in enough polls, that's ball game

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

unfortunately, trump's favorite ball game is Golf, where low scores are good

voodoo chili, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

yea he's held steady at -1% per year. if that continues and he's in the 20s by the time midterms roll around things are gonna get pretty interesting

frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

I mean...per month

frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

for reference, just scrolling through 538's full list of polls in their widget, Pew had trump at...

02/07 - 02/12: 39/56
02/28 - 03/12: 43/55
04/05 - 04/11: 39/54
06/08 - 06/18: 39/55
08/08 - 08/21: 36/63
10/25 - 10/30: 34/59
11/29 - 12/04: 32/63

so this is a new low by their count, if not radically so. if it does prove typical, then it's most significant (imo) not in its new-lowness, but in that it means his numbers have turned back into that pattern of steady decline, versus the month or two of stasis he's been in (overlapping with the low-tweeting asian trip period etc.). also may indicate that the unpopularity of the tax bill is affecting other numbers, much as the summer lows could be linked to the health care bill.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

Well well.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/politics/previously-undisclosed-emails-after-trump-tower-meeting/index.html

The emails from the publicist, Rob Goldstone, were discovered by congressional investigators and raised at Wednesday's classified hearing with Trump Jr., who said he could not recall the interactions, several sources said. None of the newly disclosed emails were sent directly to Trump Jr. They are bound to be a subject during Goldstone's closed-door meetings with the House and Senate intelligence panels, which are expected to take place as early as next week.

An email from Goldstone to senior Trump aide Dan Scavino, now the White House director of social media, reveals a previously undisclosed topic that was discussed at the meeting. It encourages Scavino to get candidate Trump to create a page on the Russian social networking site VK, telling him that "Don and Paul" were on board with the idea -- a reference to then-Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and Trump Jr....

In one email dated June 14, 2016, Goldstone forwarded a CNN story on Russia's hacking of DNC emails to his client, Russian pop star Emin Agalarov, and Ike Kaveladze, a Russian who attended the meeting along with Trump Jr., Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner and Manafort, describing the news as "eerily weird" given what they had discussed at Trump Tower five days earlier.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

And hmm.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/arizonas-trent-franks-expected-resign

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)

Pennsylvania lawmaker calls fellow rep gay after he touched his arm

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/06/politics/pennsylvania-hand-statehouse/index.html

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:15 (seven years ago)

if the 20-30 congress members / sexual harassment rumor is true this is going to be a wild ride. holy shit.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:15 (seven years ago)

A group of House Rs are on the house floor huddled in what appears to be a prayer circle with Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona. Including Tom graves, mark walker, Robert aderholt, Louie gohmert and Jeff Duncan.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) December 7, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)

now that's what i call draining the swamp!

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, December 7, 2017 4:17 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol watch trump folks legitimately claim that they are responsible for the reckoning like how they "clarified the birther debate" by getting obama to produce a birth certificate

marcos, Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)

The Doug Jones flyer isnt bad. Just makes the same argument about double standards you’ve heard a lot of people make already. Maybe the picture they chose makes it corny I guess.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)

lol watch trump folks legitimately claim that they are responsible for the reckoning like how they "clarified the birther debate" by getting obama to produce a birth certificate

^^They're already doing that, according to some far-right clickbait I see on FB (courtesy of a wingnut I used to work with): Trump is A White Knight who is busting pedo-rings in Washington & Hollywood!

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:31 (seven years ago)

A group of House Rs are on the house floor huddled in what appears to be a prayer circle with Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona. Including Tom graves, mark walker, Robert aderholt, Louie gohmert and Jeff Duncan.

if only there were a catchy name for a circle of men who are jerks

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:36 (seven years ago)

If the Trent Franks rumor I’m hearing is true—at this point, no idea if it is—he won’t belong in the same category as these other “inappropriate behavior” guys.

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 7, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:40 (seven years ago)

if only there were a catchy name for a circle of men who are jerks

― Guayaquil (eephus!), T

"Republican congressmen."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

ABC News reports:

The House on Thursday passed a stopgap spending bill to prevent a government shutdown this weekend and buy time for challenging talks on a wide range of unfinished business on Capitol Hill. The measure passed mostly along party lines, 235-193, and would keep the government running through Dec. 22. The Senate was expected to swiftly approve the measure as early as Thursday night and send it to President Donald Trump.

"challenging talks"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 December 2017 22:49 (seven years ago)

lol at the NPR commentary epiphany that "trumpism" is not populism or conservatism but racism and general assholery.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:19 (seven years ago)

uh all those things are conservatism

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:19 (seven years ago)

Sure, but the argument is that he didn't run on the latter two specifically but this generalized version of the first two, but in fact, no surprise it's the latter two, amplified by his twitter account, that turns out to be the "real" trump, shocka.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:32 (seven years ago)

Anyway, it was stupid bullshit, of course the GOP is racists assholes.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:32 (seven years ago)

A writhing mass of racists' assholes.

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

What the

BREAKING: Franks has come under investigation for asking two female staffers about becoming a surrogate for his child. Story TK pic.twitter.com/9kczdGhlQ6

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) December 7, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:44 (seven years ago)

hmmm.

Nhex, Friday, 8 December 2017 00:39 (seven years ago)

"deeply troubling"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 December 2017 00:56 (seven years ago)

Ryan put out a statement basically saying he demanded Franks resign. There has to be something else going on here.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 01:05 (seven years ago)

I don’t think the request involved artificial insemination and wasn’t surrogacy per se

mh, Friday, 8 December 2017 01:09 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/12/07/frankens-resignation-shows-that-only-one-of-our-two-great-parties-has-any-integrity/?utm_term=.f5251af00e83&tid=sm_tw

It was clear from Franken’s remarks that he was prepared to fight the charges and attempt to continue his political career. And he might well have succeeded. The allegations against him are of behavior that falls on the less awful end of the sexual abuse spectrum (gropes and unwanted kisses), and his guilt would be difficult to establish in any legal sense. Given the passage of time — he isn’t up for reelection until 2020 — it isn’t hard to imagine that he could have done his work as a senator, waited for the issue to fade and found himself rehabilitated in voters’ eyes. Other politicians have survived worse scandals.

But Franken’s party wouldn’t allow it. More specifically, the women in his party wouldn’t allow it. Yesterday, upon the release of a new allegation against Franken, it was a group of Democratic women senators who came out and demanded his resignation. Over the course of the day, more and more of their colleagues joined them, until almost the entire Democratic caucus in the Senate was united. Franken obviously felt he no longer had any choice but to step down, even though it wasn’t what he wanted to do.

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 01:11 (seven years ago)

really wish they'd stop using "less awful" as a qualifier

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 December 2017 01:22 (seven years ago)

fewer awful

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 01:23 (seven years ago)

I guess more Dems are thinking "Less Awful!" won't keep working for them, which occurred to me on 11/8/16.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 December 2017 01:24 (seven years ago)

franken never actually denied any of it did he - just tried to cast enough doubt to try and wriggle away

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 December 2017 01:24 (seven years ago)

i think that would be overreading him.

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 01:31 (seven years ago)

his responses have made it evident that he thinks some or all of the accusations are false, but he is not really doing anything to 'cast' doubt other than relying on the idea that the accusations involve brief events that could be remembered differently, without other evidence. it seems like if there is a degree of doubt to which an accused person is entitled by the nature of the accusations, he's not doing anything to try to stretch it.

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 01:34 (seven years ago)

all of his public statements up to resigning walked a very fine line. if he'd outright denied the stories, he would have been calling them liars; if he'd said the stories were true, he probably would have had to resign after the second or third story came out.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 8 December 2017 01:55 (seven years ago)

that would also be consistent with the initial stories being true and some ratfuckers tossing on a fabricated accusation or two when it looked like he might be able to wait them out. who knows.

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 01:58 (seven years ago)

Hey look, it’s evolving.

When I grew up, the FBI were the good guys, and the Soviet Union were the bad guys.

I watch @FoxNews today, and they tell me the FBI are the bad guys, and Russia are the good guys.

Such bullshit.

— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) December 8, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 02:07 (seven years ago)

well he's tellin' us this and he's tellin' us that

crüt, Friday, 8 December 2017 02:22 (seven years ago)

that librul FBI

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 December 2017 02:35 (seven years ago)

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. taught me all I know.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2017 03:34 (seven years ago)

The mental image I have of this political moment is this: dumping two cans of dog food and bruised onions into a slow cooker with some bay leaves, cumin, and hot pepper, and then leaving the house for a while, and coming back after a long day running arduous errands, and somehow the whole kitchen smells amazing.

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 December 2017 03:52 (seven years ago)

fishhook theory is real

mh, Friday, 8 December 2017 04:52 (seven years ago)

yeah j. sticking your tongue into someone else's mouth is a "brief event" that's true, and whether it even happened who can say, it was a long time ago, tough for me to recall with clarity, not saying she's necessarily wrong..

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 December 2017 08:38 (seven years ago)

he didn't say it was tough for him to recall, he said he "remembered it differently"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 8 December 2017 09:19 (seven years ago)

tracer, can you can the attitude? it's not helping and it's not merited. i'm not particularly interested in defending franken, i just want to understand how best to deal with accusations against political figures exposed to malice from their opponents. seems like i can't do that without being able to conceive the possibility that he might have a leg to stand on.

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 11:20 (seven years ago)

my frustration and bile was supposed to be directed franken's way not yours. i'm sorry it came out otherwise j.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 December 2017 11:39 (seven years ago)

i just literally find it quite difficult to square someone as intelligent and savvy as i thought franken was saying stuff like "meanwhile our president has admitted to groping women and still sits in the oval office!" like - stop changing the subject dude and it sounds dangerously close to complaining that other guys get away with it so why can't he

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 December 2017 11:42 (seven years ago)

I’m at best ambivalent about Franken’s resignation - he’s from my hometown and his brother is my friend (he was also with Al on the USO tour in question, and maintains the poor-taste photo circulated was agreed before it was staged). I was happy for him to keep his place during the due process afforded by a judicial committee (and stating his ‘intention to resign in a few weeks’ is consistent with that). Obviously we have to listen to the women who have made accusations, and act if these are proven.

In case everyone has forgotten, his first campaign was ugly by Minnesota standards, and he was attacked daily by right-wing nut jobs for speaking truth to their forms of power. They badly wanted to paint him as a sleazy comedian, were digging all over the place, and couldn’t find a thing. Now ‘things’ have been found, it does seem necessary to investigate the involvement of partisan forces too. Disrespect to women is not a partisan issue - male privilege allows all men in politics or power to blithely disregard what it is we have to say about them, and about issues which affect us more acutely because of structural inequality. Franken chose his words very carefully - I don’t doubt some of his accusers, but I do think some are partisan tools who are perfectly happy to hold him to one standard of behaviour while giving a pass to rapists, racists and perverts in the GOP.

kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 8 December 2017 11:58 (seven years ago)

xp That's a really weird read of that - he's just said that some of what he's resigning behind is flatly untrue.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 December 2017 12:00 (seven years ago)

There's never been much time for due process in politics, especially once moral high ground has been established.

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Friday, 8 December 2017 12:31 (seven years ago)

He should listen to this underrepresented class imo

Some of President Trump’s wealthiest New York friends have launched a last-minute campaign to pressure him for changes to the GOP tax bill, telling the president personally that the current plan would drive up their taxes and hurt his home state.

Trump on Saturday attended a fundraiser at the home of Stephen Schwarzman, chief executive of the Blackstone Group and the former leader of Trump’s now-disbanded White House Strategy and Policy Forum. Longtime Trump friend Richard LeFrak, a New York real estate magnate who Trump has said would play a lead role in his infrastructure push, also ­attended.

At the fundraiser, LeFrak asked Trump about making changes in the tax bill, people familiar with the exchange said. LeFrak had previously expressed to the White House concerns that the tax bill could hurt New York, and particularly its wealthy business class, people familiar with his thinking said. At least one other donor jumped in to echo LeFrak, the people said.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

yeah but rich new yorkers wouldn't lend to him back in the day, forcing 2spurs into humiliating trump university / vodka scams then (russian / mercer) politics in the first place

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 14:55 (seven years ago)

I don’t doubt some of his accusers, but I do think some are partisan tools who are perfectly happy to hold him to one standard of behaviour while giving a pass to rapists, racists and perverts in the GOP.

How or why people getting held accountable is immaterial if the accounts are true. The more the Dems clean house with the GOP stands by their men, the better it is for them in the long run.

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 14:58 (seven years ago)

*while the

I doubt there's a single male Dem senator who's irreplaceable

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 15:03 (seven years ago)

Longtime Trump friend Richard LeFrak, a New York real estate magnate who Trump has said would play a lead role in his infrastructure push


🎵lefrak / c’est chac🎵

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:04 (seven years ago)

the existence of "lefrak city" in queens has always turned my ear to Tyga

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

it's not like 2spurs knew hillary's campaign plans, her focus (or lack thereof) on wisconsin and michigan or anything

Candidate Donald Trump, his son Donald Trump Jr. and others in the Trump Organization received an email in September 2016 offering a decryption key and website address for hacked WikiLeaks documents, according to an email provided to congressional investigators.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/08/politics/email-effort-give-trump-campaign-wikileaks-documents/index.html

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:15 (seven years ago)

Should be v useful for charging them with Receiving an Email

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 15:17 (seven years ago)

Yeah, receiving anything material, yet alone anything material and illegal, is a big red flag.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

I think the unspoken thing here is that our oversight on election matters is mostly assuming political parties and campaigns are acting in good faith. Actually enforcing this stuff is necessary but doing it retrospectively is going to uncover a lot of stuff across the board and getting sitting congress members to do it is a battle

mh, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:25 (seven years ago)

on the plus side, everyone can always be voted out.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

When Trump refers to himself in the third person, is he expressing not a personality disorder but an intuitive grasp of the subtlest Buddhist teachings? https://t.co/8iwLcuTpQL

— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) December 8, 2017

mookieproof, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

Nah, I think he's just referring to his imaginary avatar in this presidential simulator MMORPG he thinks he's playing.

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

Of interest.

Papadopoulos' fiance tells ABC that Papdopoulos did everything with "the blessing" of high level Trump campaign officials. Was in frequent touch with Flynn, Bannon, among others. Says there are emails to prove it. Says she's spoken to Mueller's team. https://t.co/cnOlhM4w3Q

— Ryan Lucas (@relucasz) December 8, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:40 (seven years ago)

The more the Dems clean house while the GOP stands by their men, the better it is for them in the long run.

I'm gonna assume when you say "in the long run" you mean "when they die and are standing at the gates of Heaven," because in terms of real electoral politics here in the USA, in 2017, on Earth, losing a guaranteed vote is in no way "better" for a political party, period.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:42 (seven years ago)

I've been waiting for the juice Trent Franks stories but nothing's broken yet. are there any salacious rumors? if not can we make some up? The surrogate mother thing could be hott but there's gotta be more than that to warrant a resignation, particularly of a guy as into sexual politics as Franks.

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

there is no way democrats should feel defensive about republican attacks, on sex or spending or anything else. the dems are pathetic for continuing to crouch from trump / murdoch / koch / mercer / ALEC / etc

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

"I wanted to have sex with them, but it's ok because I was willing to claim paternity of any babies." xp

WilliamC, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

^^ my money is on something involving teenage boys

sleeve, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:54 (seven years ago)

I'm gonna assume when you say "in the long run" you mean "when they die and are standing at the gates of Heaven," because in terms of real electoral politics here in the USA, in 2017, on Earth, losing a guaranteed vote is in no way "better" for a political party, period.

what guaranteed votes do you think they're going to lose? who can't be easily replaced?

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

Franken won his first election by a margin of 312 votes, after a months-long recount. If you think that's a safe Democratic seat, you're fucking nuts.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 15:58 (seven years ago)

Should be interesting. I know nothing about MN politics, but someone’s gonna have to run against the Golden Boy Tim Pawlenty. Then again, hopefully November 2018 will be a bit of a wave election, which should help the democratic candidate.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

MN Dem gov barely won, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

nearly half the country did not vote, they might think this is cool

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

don't wanna draw too many conclusions from the VA elections but I think the message of "hey asshole! You actually have to vote" is kind of resonating a bit more these days

frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:05 (seven years ago)

also, winning by a few votes is still a win.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:06 (seven years ago)

nearly half the country did not vote, they might think this is cool

This is my feeling as well. And frankly at this point any opposition that fails to make hay against these open-faced demons deserves to lose.

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

xpost to me, unfortunately, the opposite is true, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

http://www.womensforum.com/images/stories/c_her-vote-16/17217-4.jpg

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

i'll say it again. jim jordan (r-oh) is the absolute worst

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

I read that (ruh-oh)

kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

It’s long past time for a Special Counsel to investigate Clinton email scandal, Uranium One, role of Fusion GPS, and FBI and DOJ bias during 2016 campaign.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) December 8, 2017

ok something big has got to be coming

frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

xp
what is Dayton's reasoning in giving Franken's seat to a caretaker who will not be running again, so that it's an open seat in 2018 (instead of appointing a democrat who will have incumbency)? that seems nuts to me

Dan S, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

Longtime Trump friend Richard LeFrak, a New York real estate magnate who Trump has said would play a lead role in his infrastructure push

NORE! CNN! WUT WUT

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

the GOP is trying to turn peter strzok into michael flynn

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

dan, i don't know, but i think it might be because so much is happening soon that there's no clear sign who would be best to be a non-placeholder this far out

https://www.minnpost.com/politics-policy/2017/12/what-al-franken-s-resignation-means-2018-election-and-beyond

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 16:45 (seven years ago)

^^thanks for the article, very interesting

Dan S, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

look over there! nothing to see in the oval o

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/454413/fbi-agent-peter-strzok-justice-department

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

To dredge up yesterday's news from the bottom of the growing trash heap:

he said he "remembered it differently"

Franken's brain: 'Gee. I was certain she was coming on to me. All I did was respond in kind.'

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

isnt friday afternoon our regularly scheduled time for Breaking News

gbx, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/08/roy-moore-accuser-admits-forged-part-yearbook-inscription-attributed-to-alabama-senate-candidate.html

lol nice url assholes , she added the date and location that is not the definition of forgery

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

doesn't matter, they'll get plenty of mileage out of this

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:43 (seven years ago)

everything blows

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:44 (seven years ago)

it does seem dumb to not state that from the outset and let "forged yearbook" become a seemingly valid defense, which can then be conflated with the allegations in the Post.

JoeStork, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/64a93S07s7

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2017

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

lol

global tetrahedron, Friday, 8 December 2017 18:01 (seven years ago)

See, this is what proudly slapping your kid's F- homework on the fridge will get you.

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

If he wasn't an irredeemable anthropomorphized port-a-potty who deserves to suffer for the rest of his time on earth, that tweet would make me feel so sad for him. Just pathetic.

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:04 (seven years ago)

I'm pretty sure I said as much the last time he did this, but as an unrepentant fantabulist inflating his abysmally-low approval numbers, even he realized anything higher than 45% would be testing the credulity of even his most strident supporters.

Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

Maybe he posts those low numbers because he is aspirational.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 18:33 (seven years ago)

Like, if you're at 100, what's left to achieve?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

imagine the reaction to obama bragging about a 45% approval rating

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

He should write a self-congratulatory tweet every time he makes it more than twelve hours without pissing himself. Such an achievement, wow.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

Deputy national security adviser Dina Powell is leaving.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

imagine the reaction to obama bragging about a 45% approval rating

― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Friday, December 8, 2017 1:44 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but see no Republican ever treated Obama as unfairly as Dems have Trump

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷@realDonaldTrump @POTUS
WE LOVE YOU PREZ TRUMP!
🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷 pic.twitter.com/hq6F6ii5Sy

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 8, 2017

lmaooooooo

frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:40 (seven years ago)

vic should be the only person allowed to clown trump on twitter

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

haha I wish he went just a little bit further with the image distortion

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

Dying at

MAKE AMERI-
CA GREAT
AGAIN!

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

^^ was going to say <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:47 (seven years ago)

if you're looking for the worst number for Trump in the new Pew poll https://t.co/V97Dl7l18x pic.twitter.com/HxfcSTkQOy

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) December 7, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

i dunno, -17% among white evangelicals is brutal!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

those are people who will back anyone even pretending to be anti-abortion and he's lost 1/5 of them

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

Right but there are more “republicans”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

Maybe, but they'll come back to Team Trump once they have a demonizable Democrat to run in opposition to.

Alabama evangelicals have made it clear that they'll vote Republican no matter what. A Republican with some light Satanism in his past would still be "an SOB, but OUR SOB." Tribez 4evs.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

i dunno, -17% among white evangelicals is brutal!

yeah, but that number will tick back up when it's election season and the pastors and preachers and radio and televangelists instruct everyone to vote for him again

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

people susceptible to authoritarianism voting for authoritarian shocker

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:00 (seven years ago)

haha I wish he went just a little bit further with the image distortion

Have you not seen his past tweets in this vein? (hope these don't actually embed)

He is YOUR president weather you like it or NOT!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Retweet if He is your President!
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGMA MAGA

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

❤️WE LOVE YOU - Best prez since Abe Linkin! - WE LOVE YOU❤️ pic.twitter.com/JuekBKljnt

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) November 20, 2017


He is YOUR presodent. Deal with it! #maga @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/mEpDHLOeoz

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) November 28, 2017


Thank you @SenateMajLdr for finally standing up for Roy Moore! 🇺🇸
Even if Roy's a pedophile or a child molester or whatever, he's better than #libcuck Doug Jones who thinks climate change is real. (it's fake!)
🇺🇸 @MooreSenate #MAGA
cc: @realDonaldTrump #RoyMooreForSenate 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/GzOoORol8u

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 3, 2017


Prez Trump is the most presidental prez since Prez Washington. 🦅
George Washington had fake teeth too! I think they were even made of wood? 🌲
🇱🇷 RETWEET if you would love to see Trump wear wooden teeth in honor of our
#foundingfather! #MAGA
🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/mFB6zEr3Cp

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 7, 2017

Sanpaku, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

dying at "Doug Jones who thinks climate change is real. (it's fake!)"

frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

btw I love that one of those got so popular that Snopes had to debunk it

https://www.snopes.com/trump-unflattering-image/

frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

Oh wow, I am having a really hard time maintaining a proper workplace disposition while viewing those photoshops. I may have almost spit-take-ed my monitors.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

I know he does the image distortion- I meant on that one in particular. Just a pinch further!

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

oh i just realized that's on the race thread, sorry for repost

the late great, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

all the walls are coming down

j., Friday, 8 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

Grand finale @AdyBarkan tells @JeffFlake this is his chance to be the American hero and #killthebill the #GOPTaxScam and help him live and save millions of Americans. #flakesonaplane pic.twitter.com/BObnURTu5w

— Liz - We're doing it (@lizjaff) December 8, 2017

democracy in action

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

Also this has turned grim and uneasy

NEWS — TRENT FRANKS has resigned effective immediately, after he says his wife was admitted to the hospital in DC.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) December 8, 2017

we have a new story on Trent Franks coming out shortly.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) December 8, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:36 (seven years ago)

yikes.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)

GOP is into spousal abuse now huh

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)

Maybe he went into a religious frenzy and opted for auto-castration.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

that still looks like flake's popping a skinny boner (xpost by many)

akm, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

probably worth waiting for the story before passing judgment. there are a number of different reasons one might end up in a hospital. :(

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:42 (seven years ago)

The vapors?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:42 (seven years ago)

remember this?

GOP Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore stunned some listeners when he said he thought America was “great” during the era of slavery. Though he made the comments at a campaign rally in Florence, Alabama, more than two months ago, they’ve re-emerged in a viral tweet just days before the election.

Back in September, one of the few African-Americans in the crowd asked the candidate when he thought was the “last time” America was great.

“I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another. ... Our families were strong, our country had a direction,” Moore responded, according to a Los Angeles Times report in September.

At the same rally, he also referred to Native Americans and Asians as “reds and yellows,” the LA Times reported.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/roy-moore-slavery-twitter-response_us_5a29d45be4b069ec48ac1aae

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

Are you telling me that Roy Moore may be ... racist?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)

probably worth waiting for the story before passing judgment. there are a number of different reasons one might end up in a hospital. :(

I'm not "passing judgment." I'm "making fun of an asshole." There's a difference.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

xpost

there are a lot of people who frequently consider hurting themselves, and that's before being in the position of being the spouse of a newly uncovered wretched piece of shit in the media spotlight

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

Have you ever considered he resigned to take his wife to the hospital to help birth his miracle baby?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

Can we not mock this poor woman, please?

sleeve, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

I'm not "passing judgment." I'm "making fun of an asshole." There's a difference.

The asshole is not the one in the hospital.

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

^^^

sleeve, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: AP Exclusive: Former aide says GOP Rep. Trent Franks offered her $5 million to carry his child.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

When I was in 5th grade, a kid offered me $20 if I would be his friend. He never paid up. I don't think he had $20 anyway.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

The asshole is not the one in the hospital.

I admit it; I am the asshole in this situation. I misread the tweet; I thought it said "after his wife says he was admitted to the hospital in DC". I apologize.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

shit happens

Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 20:58 (seven years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Indecent_proposal.jpg

gbx, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:58 (seven years ago)

NEW — TRENT FRANKS once had an aide read an article about how you know you're in love in an attempt to convince her she loved him https://t.co/mffpbWLrlG

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) December 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:01 (seven years ago)

i thought surrogates went for a lot cheaper than 5 mill

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:02 (seven years ago)

word is he wanted to get them pregnant the old fashioned way

gbx, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:03 (seven years ago)

Yeah the $5m is not the story

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

Yup:

The sources said Franks approached two female staffers about acting as a potential surrogate for him and his wife, who has struggled with fertility issues for years. But the aides were concerned that Franks was asking to have sexual relations with them. It was not clear to the women whether he was asking about impregnating the women through sexual intercourse or in vitro fertilization. Franks opposes abortion rights as well as procedures that discard embryos.

A former staffer also alleged that Franks tried to persuade a female aide that they were in love by having her read an article that described how a person knows they’re in love with someone, the sources said. One woman believed she was the subject of retribution after rebuffing Franks. While she enjoyed access to the congressman before the incident, that access was revoked afterward, she told Republican leaders.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

yeah he doesn’t believe in in-vitro or any procedure like that, he’s one of those people

so he was offering a woman $5M to impregnate her himself the old fashioned way

mh, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

xp to gbx from the weinstein thread; you got me three minutes later!

indecent proposal movie poster meme in 3, 2...
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, December 8, 2017 8:55 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:08 (seven years ago)

"conservative media has an honesty problem" says . . . redstate? what?

https://www.redstate.com/joesquire/2017/12/08/conservative-media-honesty-problem/

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:10 (seven years ago)

That pic of Trent isn't also a Vic Berger job is it?

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

That pic of Trent isn't also a Vic Berger job is it?

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

whoops

Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

xp to gbx from the weinstein thread; you got me three minutes later!

I've suspected it was going in that direction from the get go

gbx, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:14 (seven years ago)

I suppose that paying for sex outside of his marriage would have been okey-dokey with Franks, because there would have been a written contract and a lawyer involved, making it just, you know, another business deal.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:15 (seven years ago)

He just fucked himself for nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

A former staffer also alleged that Franks tried to persuade a female aide that they were in love by having her read an article that described how a person knows they’re in love with someone, the sources said.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gqySr78u--/xfjvnt0x0eg4ikaqwann.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

That RedState article is the epitome of "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills"

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:29 (seven years ago)

Roll Call reported yesterday that it has been discussed in Arizona circles for years that Franks called off a potential 2012 Senate bid because he didn't want other stories to come out. Not sure we're done here

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) December 8, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

I should poll the number of cliches in that Redstate article.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

Every. Fucking. Day.

Breaking News: 1.Hope Hicks was interviewed by Mueller's team over last 2 days. 2.@FBI Warned Hope Hicks About Emails From Russian Operatives.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

Of interest but again, not fully revelatory (yet). It's not that they were sent emails and people warned the recipients, it's what the recipients actually did next that matters. There does appear to be one key pattern, though -- having received such emails, they didn't immediately tell the FBI. And that alone is, how you say, curious.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

Looked up Franks' education and it was unsurprisingly meager, one year at a wacky Mormon / proto-Tea Party thinktank lol.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

But maybe the fact it was Mormon explains his desire to spread his seed so indiscriminately with his direct reports...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:47 (seven years ago)

having received such emails, the gang who now can't shoot straight somehow 'knew' hillzo was planning on taking wisco etc for granted

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

It's also yet to be revealed whether Russian ad bots specifically targeted a handful of key states based on info stolen from Clinton's campaign and given to Trump's ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

Back to this guy

NEWS: @farenthold's harassment problem continued even AFTER Lauren Greene sued. @marianne_levine & @MaggieSeverns say he brought in his OWN investigators -- who, shockingly, cleared the office https://t.co/JctvUQtSWU

— Rachael Bade (@rachaelmbade) December 8, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:57 (seven years ago)

not to be a dick but he's one of the grossest human beings i've ever seen

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

if you go to his district in coastal texas there are lots of guys like him in Shell Oil hats at beachside bars

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:00 (seven years ago)

Would you change your mind for ... $5 million?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

Asking for a friend.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

this is a verified House committee account

.@Patagonia doesn't want #MonumentsForAll, they just want your money #BearsEars pic.twitter.com/2nuvfS0imZ

— Natural Resources (@NatResources) December 8, 2017

mookieproof, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:19 (seven years ago)

fucking hell

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)

fascist states of murica

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

Don’t make me buy Patagonia shit you assholes

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:33 (seven years ago)

scrolling through their feed, it looks like most @NatResources posts are along the same lines. i'm not sure when things went in that direction, but it's sad that it doesn't even seem that unusual these days

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:38 (seven years ago)

for the record almost all of the house committee accounts are depressingly batshit

lamar smith's Committee on Science, Space, and Technology has been tweeting climate denialism bullshit proudly for ages

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 December 2017 22:54 (seven years ago)

a friend works with a public lands advocacy group and he advises patagonia is pretty nice in legit support. persuaded you could do worse in tech fashion.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:18 (seven years ago)

I should poll the number of cliches in that Redstate article.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, December 8, 2017 4:35 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd vote

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:24 (seven years ago)

fake news. al franken. al qaeda. ben gazi. trey gowdy. uranium 1. unmasking. bill clinton. hillary's emails. anthony wiener. peter strzok. ben gazi

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:00 (seven years ago)

Clearly Trump should resign.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:03 (seven years ago)

Gotta love this...Manafort's team denied that he worked on the op-ed that got him in trouble. But the special counsel has a draft that's been marked up using Word's "Track Changes" feature - and the author of the changes is "paul manafort." Whoops!

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:40 (seven years ago)

I know the current style is “putin’s just a bold pushy chancer too,” but trump’s side seems so z-team, 1) surprised nobody’s got merked and 2) no wonder 1/2 of us intel is pissed, it’s like gettin crushed by the fucking cleveland browns.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:56 (seven years ago)

lmao @ "track changes"

marcos, Saturday, 9 December 2017 02:09 (seven years ago)

in case you were on the fence whether mick mulvaney is a total scumbag

http://www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/trump-financial-regulator-mulvaney-pushed-cfpb-back-industry-bankrolled-him

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 December 2017 02:34 (seven years ago)

CNN’S slogan is CNN, THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS. Everyone knows this is not true, that this could, in fact, be a fraud on the American Public. There are many outlets that are far more trusted than Fake News CNN. Their slogan should be CNN, THE LEAST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2017



pithy

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:29 (seven years ago)

What a dimwit.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:37 (seven years ago)

He is literally the stupidest head of state of any nation in my lifetime, you'd have to go back to some inbred Habsburg scenario to find an equivalent.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:39 (seven years ago)

hey CNN, the jerk store called!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:50 (seven years ago)

lmao @ "track changes"


hey fuck you that’s how work gets done

El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:55 (seven years ago)

does Trump know you don't have to use all 280 characters

frogbs, Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:01 (seven years ago)

What’s all this today about some Alabama focus group?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:03 (seven years ago)

“Now I don’t know about you, but when I heard about Jerusalem – where the king of kings – where our soon coming king is coming back to Jerusalem, it is because President Trump declared Jerusalem to be capital of Israel.” – GOP Florida state Sen. Doug Broxson

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:50 (seven years ago)

Trump may have accelerated the Second Coming but not for the reasons Sen Broxson thinks

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

has Trent Franks's face always looked like an unhealed fever blister

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2017 15:06 (seven years ago)

he and trey gowdy both remind me of the bad guy politician in the first x-men movie. both look like cyborgs made by cheap aliens

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

Both of them look like weird villains with some elaborate "fell into a vat of acid and reconstructed/sliced into a million pieces and sewn together/cloned from a DNA sample in a test tube" back story.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

I agree with every word in this paragraph by Charles Pierce, re Al Franken:

There is no commonly accepted Moral High Ground left to occupy anymore, and to pretend one exists is to live in a masturbatory fantasyland. It’s like lining yourself up behind Miss Manners in a political debate against Machiavelli. Until the Democrats are willing to think asymmetrically about the very real political danger posed by the president* and his party, the danger will grow until it becomes uncontrollable, and that point is coming very soon, I fear. By the time the Democrats admit to themselves that their political opposition has moved so far beyond shame that it can’t even see Richard Nixon any more, the damage wrought to our political institutions may be beyond repair.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:10 (seven years ago)

what does that have to do w franken? sorry to be dim

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

Pierce is willing for Dems to be Republican Gropers Lite

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

it's really pathetic, the whole "they get away with it why can't we?" argument, the public questioning of this "moral high ground" (not protecting serial predators is a "moral high ground", ok), like is this strategically the right thing to do, not, you know, the right fucking thing to do. seems like the best times to do The Right Thing is when it may be unpopular, when it's risky, etc. to do so otherwise seems like advocating for a cowardly race to the bottom.

what Franken did, step down and incur some personal loss, takes actual guts, and will make his party and country better in the long run. the hand-wringing and public evaluating of the bedrock principles of progressiveness vs. some undefined one-upping of the bad guys is nagl.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

also Miss Manners would stomp Machiavelli flat and have his bones ground up for gardening FYI

El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:39 (seven years ago)

ohhh i see. franken resigning over assault allegations is like obeying the dictates of "miss manners". good to know

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 December 2017 16:48 (seven years ago)

Democrats wailing about "eating their own" never did so with Bill Clinton, who was accused of far worse than Franken. Indeed, Clinton remains quite popular among Dems. So this gnashing of teeth is self-serving pantomime, another excuse to lose.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) December 7, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

it remains to be seen if the groundswell of zero-tolerance toward sexual impropriety and power plays will help take down donnie 2spurs, which is the impetus behind the gnashing of teeth imho. seems rather passive-aggressive in that respect but overall it's laudable to serve notice sleaziness is now verboten

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

lol that is some expert-level whataboutism from perrin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:22 (seven years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/dec/09/jared-kushner-wreaking-havoc-middle-east

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:48 (seven years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/09/us/politics/donald-trump-president.html

The ammunition for his Twitter war is television. No one touches the remote control except Mr. Trump and the technical support staff — at least that’s the rule. During meetings, the 60-inch screen mounted in the dining room may be muted, but Mr. Trump keeps an eye on scrolling headlines. What he misses he checks out later on what he calls his “Super TiVo,” a state-of-the-art system that records cable news.

Watching cable, he shares thoughts with anyone in the room, even the household staff he summons via a button for lunch or one of the dozen Diet Cokes he consumes each day.

But he is leery of being seen as tube-glued — a perception that reinforces the criticism that he is not taking the job seriously. On his recent trip to Asia, the president was told of a list of 51 fact-checking questions for this article, including one about his prodigious television watching habits. Instead of responding through an aide, he delivered a broadside on his viewing habits to befuddled reporters from other outlets on Air Force One heading to Vietnam.

“I do not watch much television,” he insisted. “I know they like to say — people that don’t know me — they like to say I watch television. People with fake sources — you know, fake reporters, fake sources. But I don’t get to watch much television, primarily because of documents. I’m reading documents a lot.”

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:33 (seven years ago)

pelosi burn:

“At first, there was a thread of being an impostor that may have been in his mind,” said Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, the House Democratic leader, who has tried to forge a working relationship with the president.

“He’s overcome that by now,” she said. “The bigger problem, the thing people need to understand, is that he was utterly unprepared for this. It would be like you or me going into a room and being asked to perform brain surgery. When you have a lack of knowledge as great as his, it can be bewildering.”

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

one of the dozen Diet Cokes he consumes each day.

(Steps off bathroom scale)

"WHY AREN'T THESE WORKING!?!?"

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

Does he have any teeth left?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

there must be more to this franks thing because what's stated is stupid, and misguided,, but it doesn't compare to other things IMO and I'm surprised he resigned so quickly.

akm, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

Pelosi's burn is much more elaborate than Tillerson's "fucking moron", but it lacks zest.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

But I don’t get to watch much television, primarily because of documents. I’m reading documents a lot.

lmao

frogbs, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

does Trump know you don't have to use all 280 characters


i think we both know the answer to this q is ‘no’

he’s only just found the caps lock button in the last couple of weeks ffs

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

now that documents are twice as long it takes even more out of his TV time

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

he's not lying - that's why he had to cut off Dickerson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8lzCL5ncE&feature=youtu.be&t=8m47s

frogbs, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:06 (seven years ago)

sometimes you gotta cut off your Dickerson to spite your Tillerson, thanks

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:15 (seven years ago)

does anyone have any opinions on the chances of 1) romney running for senate in 2018, and then 2) running against trump in the primary?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

he’s only just found the caps lock button in the last couple of weeks ffs

don't be ridiculous, it is 100% certain Trump holds down the shift key and slowly taps out the capitalized words with his pointer finger

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:44 (seven years ago)

So Dave Weigel has had a fun day today, getting responded to by Pres. Hapsburg

Hell naw pic.twitter.com/dVpf43VnkV

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) December 9, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Saturday, 9 December 2017 23:28 (seven years ago)

despite the added context this is of course going to be spun as 'MORE DEEP STATE fake news LIES! Apologize!'

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 December 2017 00:36 (seven years ago)

don't be ridiculous, it is 100% certain Trump holds down the shift key and slowly taps out the capitalized words with his pointer finger


fair

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 00:55 (seven years ago)

“I can invite anyone for dinner, and they will come!” Mr. Trump marveled to an old friend when he took office.

Mr. Trump has always relished gossiping over plates of well-done steak, salad slathered with Roquefort dressing and bacon crumbles, tureens of gravy and massive slices of dessert with extra ice cream.

He needs support, a sounding board and, as a lifelong hotelier, guests. Mr. Trump is naturally garrulous, and loves to give White House tours. He has an odd affinity for showing off bathrooms, including one he renovated near the Oval Office, and enjoys pulling dinner companions into the Lincoln Bedroom or onto the Truman Balcony for the postcard view of the city he has disrupted.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 December 2017 12:34 (seven years ago)

Mr. Trump is naturally garrulous, and loves to give White House tours.


finally after 71 years he’s found his calling - is there anything in the constitution which allows a president to be busted down to tour guide?

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 13:20 (seven years ago)

He has an odd affinity for showing off bathrooms, including one he renovated near the Oval Office

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mfizIB1o1rphbcyo1_500.gif

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 10 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

now I’m just thinking of the episode of Narcos where they track down Escobar via some ridiculously opulent toilet he’s ordered

mh, Sunday, 10 December 2017 17:27 (seven years ago)

xpost I can only assume that's in reference to his severe colorectal issues.

Given his diet and his complete lack of consideration toward others, can you even imagine the nightmare job of the WH custodians who have to clean the toilets he's used?

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Sunday, 10 December 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=34&v=nSuregWhlWk

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Sunday, 10 December 2017 18:29 (seven years ago)

https://thinkprogress.org/is-trump-going-to-fire-mueller-6-disturbing-signs-c3eec263508f/

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:00 (seven years ago)

looks like shelby is putting some on last minute pressure:

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) on Sunday harshly criticized Roy Moore, Alabama’s Republican candidate for Senate and Shelby’s possible junior colleague who numerous women have accused of sexual misconduct, days before the upcoming special election.

“The state of Alabama deserves better,” Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Shelby said he “couldn’t vote” for Moore and “wrote in a distinguished Republican name” instead.

“If he wins, we have to seat him. Then there will immediately be an ethics investigation,” Shelby said. “The allegations are significantly stronger than the denial.”

to hell with any senator from alabama, but good for him for saying it. he didn't have to, and it puts him in the crosshards of countless conservative and evangelical radio blowhards over the next few days.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:14 (seven years ago)

also, how far have we sunk. look at this fucking mess, when a republican senator can make news for his principled stand that maybe we shouldn't vote for the person who sexually assaults minors and doesn't think muslims should be allowed to hold office. but that's where we are.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:16 (seven years ago)

sure would be nice if we had some democrats with strong new ideas that were shaking things up and creating talking points instead of responding to this shit

mh, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:20 (seven years ago)

It's kinda hard to convince people of your farming or education policy when they think any of you is branded as worse than a pedophile, enemy of the state and third column infesting from a foreign land by the 140 character hate.

earlnash, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:55 (seven years ago)

Love how the southern quarter of the world's fourth largest economy is either on fire or in red flag conditions and POTUS is bitching about people reporting on his crowd sizes again

Alabama's a practically indefensible shithole but if they elect Moore, that'll be like an old awful relative finally passing away, I never have to worry about saying anything bad about them again.

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 00:58 (seven years ago)

Except... Alabama will still exist and be terrible for the rest of the country?

Nhex, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:06 (seven years ago)

Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day - Wrong! Also, I seldom, if ever, watch CNN or MSNBC, both of which I consider Fake News. I never watch Don Lemon, who I once called the “dumbest man on television!” Bad Reporting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 11, 2017



so ZIP IT, ilx!!!

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:44 (seven years ago)

That settles that!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:44 (seven years ago)

well the possibility remains open that he watches 9 to 24 hours of tv a day which tbh is what i was already assuming

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:46 (seven years ago)

I wonder why he specifically went after Don Lemon? easiest name to spell?

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

how dare he share my name

President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

I wonder why he specifically went after Don Lemon? easiest name to spell?

I'm guessing its because he's black?

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:13 (seven years ago)

I mean, he's an awful racist piece of shit, as are all his followers

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:14 (seven years ago)

He seems to use that phrase a lot for shows he definitely doesn't watch.

Is @billmaher the dumbest man on television?—I think so.

As I have said many times before @Lawrence is the dumbest man on television.

As far as Elisabeth Hasselbeck, I've always said she's probably the dumbest person on television

This Don Lemon, who’s perhaps the dumbest person in broadcasting

jmm, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:17 (seven years ago)

he is said to watch tv with the sound muted so maybe that explains why he thinks these people are "dumb"

President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

Don Lemon was specifically mentioned in the article as someone he enjoyed hate watching.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

tbh I don't really enjoy situations where I'm near a tv with Don Lemon on it but I'm thinking I have a different set of reasons for the dislike

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:25 (seven years ago)

he's the most milquetoast, inoffensive anchor CNN has.

or at least he was before the whole Trump thing

voodoo chili, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

Oh god someone recently told me his favorite newscaster/source of information was Don Lemon and I genuinely didn't know how to respond (in a professional setting).

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

how about in a pseudo-anonymous digital setting?

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

Trump not watching much TV news and that is why he cannot tweet about Cali fires.

nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

they usually throw the insanely weak "but do we know..?" questions to Lemon and I'm thinking, ask a real question man, I know you can do it

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

california deserves to burn like lindsey vonn deserved injury -- mr. trump is just too polite to say so

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:58 (seven years ago)

some good people in CA surely. I hear Reagan lives there.

President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

asking hard questions is a journalist's job and don lemon was the only broadcaster brave enough to ask if flight mh370 flew into a black hole

#protectdonlemon

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

one of his better questions tbh

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:01 (seven years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at this point

BREAKING! Democrat Doug Jones holds 10 pt. lead over Republican Roy Moore (50-40%) @FoxNews #Poll #ALSEN https://t.co/lqR5d0tNzX

— Fox News Poll (@foxnewspoll) December 11, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

That seems very different from the other results I've been seeing? Wouldn't be surprised if it was a calculated effort to make sure Moore supporters turn up at the polls.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

Oh no, a poll showing Jones with a huge lead is going to motivate Republican voters! It's a vicious circle, my friends.

Moodles, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

Lol, Simon had the same thought...

Moodles, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:45 (seven years ago)

Worth remembering that Fox has been bullish on Jones from the start. They had the race tied even before the allegations.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 11, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:45 (seven years ago)

Here's an interesting finding... Fox News has Jones doing better among LVs (+10) than among RVs (+6). Most other pollsters have shown the opposite. https://t.co/jrdbyyEy74

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) December 11, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

moore's gonna win, folks. it's alabama

marcos, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

forget it, Jake, it's Klantown

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

I've bet a few people a case of beer that Moore would win and I fully expect this to be a very Merry Christmas for me. I don't buy that FOX poll one bit.

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

i'm glad i got my 3-hour visit to Rickwood Field in Birmingham in a few years ago

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

I think Jones will take it in a squeaker by 1 or 2 points but you won't see me betting against Southerners voting for evangelical weasel politicians

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

"moore is going to win, it's the south" that doesn't mention that this election is at least unusual reminds me of my dad, who enjoys it when the teams he hate-supports loses.

don't get me wrong, moore is going to win.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

I made the bet right after the allegations came out b/c I figured that too much time would pass and people would find a way to rationalize the whole thing to themselves. the GOP jumped back on the Trump train about two weeks after Access Hollywood, it's been about the same here. It's kind of hard to trust the polling right now - how many people want to say they're voting Roy Moore?

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

yet how many people wanna say they're voting for Doug Jones or staying home?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

I lean Moore but I genuinely have no idea.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

yet how many people wanna say they're voting for Doug Jones or staying home?

that's the thing, I can see a lot of people wanting to appear "principled" and saying they'll support Doug Jones because they believe the women and that this just isn't worth a Senate seat, etc. etc., but I imagine many of them won't show up or will just vote for Moore anyway.

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

I think its a bit of a toss up. Some of the polls that have Moore up the most are land-line only, so don't reflect AL any more than the polls where Jones is up.

My hope is that there's a big write in campaign for Sessions etc. by more moderate Rs, ala Shelby's vote.

Sanpaku, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

a republican not showing up is half a vote for the democrat. i'll take it. there will be more of those than write ins.

but staying home being basically impossible to model is presumably part of the reason why these polls are all over the place.

apparently there are two more polls coming today.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:16 (seven years ago)

Moore will win then will trip over a misplaced cane on the way to his victory speech, breaking his neck

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:18 (seven years ago)

lol at the fox news poll headline: "Enthused Democrats"

oh yeah, everyone's rrrreally enthused about the choices in this election

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

I don't know that excitement and voting will ever be a thing again for Dems. As long as Republicans keep terrifying the populace with their candidates every vote will be a fear vote.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:22 (seven years ago)

it's more a "Kill the zombies and ally yourself with the asshole sheriff" enthusiasm

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

excitement will be a thing again. there are lots of legitimately good candidates all across the country. just not this one. the bar is very low.

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

I'm enthused about Jones. Bringing the Birmingham church bombing perpetrators to justice was a worthy task, and a big Democratic tent will include moderates, too.

Sanpaku, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

Jones is for increased rural access to hospitals and healthcare as a right, increased minimum wage and he’s pro-choice in Alabama. The idea that he doesn’t offer anything other than “not being Roy Moore” is kind of mindlessly applied to him for some quarters.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

yes, if only there were dem candidates that excited people - you can imagine huge crowds of energized voters inspired by a coherent progressive agenda spoken truthfully to power. they'd really be feeling the "fire" .... feeling the "heat" ..... feeling, how do you say, the "ignition"

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

xp I don't think the Dems are about to run out of moderates and centrists anytime soon

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

he hasn't actually endorsed medicare for all though, the "healthcare is a right" stance seems to be purely symbolic. no 15$ minimum wage either.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

sounds like Clinton playing Echo with Sanders

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

Also making it harder for thr GOP to pass their tax bill everyone hates and is a thing we should actively want.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

he's a vote against the GOP, that's progressive enough for me right now in 2017

voodoo chili, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:01 (seven years ago)

Oh the deference.

@MooreSenate
I'm honored to have the endorsement of Brexit leader @Nigel_Farage, who'll join us in Fairhope on Monday

nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

sick of out-of-state interests meddling in the election smh

voodoo chili, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

I know, I know I know, I need to remember that there are good people in Mobile and Birmingham and Huntsville and Enterprise etc, but can we get 'Bamaxit if Moore wins

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:11 (seven years ago)

tombot, i understand the impulse behind comments like that but honestly i would be really glad to never hear anyone in the online left (broadly speaking) endorse these notions again. it sounds like you know the reasons why, but just for anyone listening, imagining alabama (or wherever) seceding is basically saying you look forward to their minority populations being subject only to the whims of the ruling elite in montgomery without even the shred of federal protections left to them under trump/sessions. also their low-income populations cut loose from what's left of the federal welfare state in terms of healthcare, food stamps, whatever. in a weird way it ends up sounding like roy moore's endorsement of the idea that most or all of the amendments after #10 have been a bum deal. NAGL imho.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:17 (seven years ago)

i'm cosigning that. "YUK MAYBE FLORIDA WILL FALL INTO THE OCEAN" is not a lot better than saying that NYC deserved Sandy, which I've heard some assholes opine.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

and again... i understand the impulse. just a personal thing as someone who grew up in the south maybe. but it'd be cool if this moved further on its journey from "thing that's funny and compelling to say" to "thing that's funny and compelling to say but gets bracketed because we understand it's problematic" to "thing that we don't say because it's problematic."

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

I think Mississippi and Alabama would be better off if all the white residents fell in the ocean

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

i spent a fair amount of time in churches in alabama growing up and i am deeply sad that so many decent hardworking (and generally disenfranchised) folks are being tarred as right wing morons in the crossfire.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

Also consider that poor campaigning and messaging (see the racist flyer posted earlier itt) aren't helping matters either.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

some good people would be lost but it's a sacrifice we might need to consider

tbh it probably applies to a lot of states above the mason-dixon line

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

great southern strategizing, folks, just dynamite, v appealing

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

here's a challop for you: nothing plays into authoritarian rule better than LOL NOTHING MATTERS cynicism
casual sarcasm about erasing hundreds of thousands of people has never been a good look. mouthing those opinions isn't a whole lot different from normalizing them.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

honestly it's a line that's socio-economical in that the poor are the most screwed over, and people of color are disproportionately poor and I'm sorry for firing off those comments

my friends who lived in the region put it down to a multi-generational screwing over of the system, from ransacking public school money and screwing up education so people don't learn how they've been fucked over, marketing lower taxes as a universal good, and then strategically disenfranchising whoever was left that wasn't already bamboozled

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

generally if you haven't seen any concrete benefits from the last however many elected officials, it's hard to convince you that your vote is going to make a difference this time around

on the other hand, if you do have money or status and you're being told your vote will help you keep that...

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

i hear you and i don't mean to be a scold but "fuck em all" is a genuinely offensive fallback position on ILX and worth talking about imo

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:27 (seven years ago)

I don't think it's up to other states to stop making fun of Alabama - I think it's up to Alabama to stop being Alabama. (N.B.: my brother lives in Alabama.)

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

additional point: if you're an american and your argument is that Alabama loses all hope and sympathy for whatever happens after they elect an accused predator to office, may i remind you who your president is

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:37 (seven years ago)

Pro-Trump group sends a 12-year-old girl to interview Roy Moore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIa_m1cu7Hc

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:37 (seven years ago)

I think the blueprint for playing to the fears of people with money, and getting them to vote while using efforts to disenfranchise those without money or power, is something that's been tried at the state level and slowly moved up to national politics until we've mired ourselves in the current situation

there's the pervasive idea, not just in the right wing, that there will always be poor people regardless of the government and that reaching out in any way is charity, followed by the morality play of claiming charity is for churches and non-government organizations

the way this has played out is most evident in areas where entire populations are poor, where non-profits can only do so much, where economic segregation means the church is as the congregants attending

in the south it's pitched as a re-entrenchment of "southern values," in places like michigan it's a mixture of that with oligarch-like entities blasting away the ability for state representatives to get a foothold by making races only winnable by candidates with a war chest provided by whoever has money, and even instituting short term limits

it's people with money and power making sure they keep both, so the states that have the most people with neither are the front line

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

people rag on the Dems messaging but at least they've never sent a 12-year old to interview a pedophile

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

...who they might very well lose to

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

you're relentlessly on-message today, aren't you

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

can't argue with most of that mh

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:50 (seven years ago)

the Dems didn't even challenge the seat in 2014. the fact that Jones even has a shot here is pretty remarkable

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:53 (seven years ago)

The logic being if he doesn't jump on the 12-year old girl's bones then he's innocent of all charges.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:06 (seven years ago)

I bet they tipped off Moore beforehand, so he'd know how to act.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:10 (seven years ago)

how dare he share my name

― President Keyes, Monday, December 11, 2017 3:12 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fun fact his first name is Donald

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

just to throw my cards out i'm betting moore takes it by 4+

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

the way the election's been cast as "washington telling you how to vote" makes the whole affair stink to high heaven of a chicken fried variation on the white tribalism that elected trump to begin with--i'd be shocked if the always unlikely jones turned out enough people to overcome that, especially after his team's variety of flubs.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

NEW POLL: #AlabamaSenate 2017 (LV)

Will it be @MooreSenate or @GDouglasJones? Who’s in the lead depends on projected turnout.https://t.co/Oe5yfjsJS3 pic.twitter.com/HM4OHP7cwg

— MonmouthPoll (@MonmouthPoll) December 11, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

fwiw tombot actually grew up in alabama, i think he's allowed a little hyperbole

mookieproof, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

ty based turnout

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

more and more it's looking like it's gonna be moore or jones

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:31 (seven years ago)

lol @ "variety of flubs" to describe a guy running against a moron criminal racist pedophile.

evol j, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

hope no polling places find themselves randomly closed

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

xp well that sort of sitch is supposed to inspire one's A game

j., Monday, 11 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

more and more it's looking like it's gonna be moore or jones

― global tetrahedron, Monday, December 11, 2017

otm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

moore and jones
forever

mookieproof, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)

JFC: "Every single county in which blacks make up more than 75 percent of registered voters will see their driver license office closed. Every one." https://t.co/WFdmzeJwjs

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) December 10, 2017

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:38 (seven years ago)

O come let us adore them
Alabama overboard
When the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

lol @ "variety of flubs" to describe a guy running against a moron criminal racist pedophile.

― evol j, Monday, December 11, 2017 7:33 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/XmeAAsW.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

SPLC is based in Alabama, enough with the secession/abandonment shit

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:44 (seven years ago)

c'mon folk, lay off alabama

let's agree that all of america deserves to be wiped off the map

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

lmao of course

This story came out in the NYT two days ago. But Morning Joe covered it right before this tweet. So, it seems Trump angrily tweeted that he doesn’t watch TV in response to...watching TV. Just amazing. https://t.co/mecM9Vduk3

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) December 11, 2017

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

a good 2/3rds of his morning tweets are directly correlated to topics that were talked about on a morning show, usually using (or reacting to) the framing of a particular story

if he had any attention span or patience he could make some notes and then formulate an argument to make later in the day.

bwahahaha

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

lol @ "variety of flubs" to describe a guy running against a moron criminal racist pedophile.

― evol j, Monday, December 11, 2017 7:33 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/XmeAAsW.png

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, December 11

Yes that one mailer that was kind of corny.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

"Outlier" doesn't seem like a strong enough word to describe that @FoxNews poll #ALSen pic.twitter.com/ZJoI1V9Odw

— Zoe Galland (@zoegalland) December 11, 2017

j., Monday, 11 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

all of america deserves to be wiped off the map

great messaging there.

stupid comments like this make progressive politics just a teensy bit harder, because they play straight into the hands of conservatives who love this sort of shit, so they can paint all progressives as America's enemies.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:57 (seven years ago)

can't wait for fox to put some love out there for the comeback kid, the overwhelming support for which they'll use to whitewash his sins

even if he wins by a slim margin they'll be able to say how much he beat their poll

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

oh noes sorry for ruining progressive politics everyone

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:00 (seven years ago)

It's telling how much more interested Fox is in spinning the results than they are in establishing the reliability of their polling.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

xp right. pretend you don't care.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

conservatives will demonize the even nominally-left no matter what they say or do, come on

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)

Conservatives hands gotta be huge given how much stuff plays straight into them.

nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

no matter what they say or do

would you rather be demonized for wanting universal health care or for wiping America off the face of the earth? seems to me that one of these is an own goal and the other is not.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

bizarro was just giving us a pyongyang reminder of the threat we ultimately face

Evan, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

"YUK MAYBE FLORIDA WILL FALL INTO THE OCEAN"

speaking as a Floridian, don't sink us all, but let me give you specific areas to target

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

Makes total sense for Fox to release bullshit poll numbers just to motivate Moore voters. Their target market won't remember the poll by Wednesday.

WilliamC, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

would you rather be demonized for wanting universal health care or for wiping America off the face of the earth? seems to me that one of these is an own goal and the other is not.

one of these things is something a large number of leftists are mobilizing to fight for in real life and the other is a blowing-off-steam shitpost. this is a silly line of argumentation.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 20:27 (seven years ago)

wait you mean we can't actually saw off a state and send it floating away to Europe based on a trio of internet posts?

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:30 (seven years ago)

he's confusing messaging with message-boarding

voodoo chili, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)

message-boarding is outlawed by Geneva convention

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)

It would take a category 5 tweetstorm to make that happen

xxp

Evan, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

pals, i wanna see jones turn people out and i wanna see him win. i've spent my year organizing to flip votes on the ACA cuts, kill the tax bill, push for a clean DREAM Act: i want another fucking democrat in that building.

if you don't think admittedly comparatively smaller problems like that flyer have the potential to hurt the turnout he needs to win then i don't know what to tell you.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

hoos, the new nabisco, is otm

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

HOOS I have tremendous respect for what you do brah. and agree that close to a clean sheet is required to win this one so that flyer makes things more difficult, even if the scope of the fallout is small. margin for victory is too...

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

this is a silly line of argumentation

My line of argumentation is simple. Habits of mind and speech are hard to lay aside once you embrace them, so it pays to be aware of them. What shows up in a shitpost will bleed into other remarks in other places and times. I do not think that's silly, and certainly not as silly as pretending I thought one message 'ruined progressive politics for everyone' or that 'it doesn't matter what a liberal says or does, because it will be demonized by conservatives'.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

The flyer is designed poorly but makes the same argument about hypocrisy/double standards that gets millions of shares/retweets all the time. Oddly enough from a lot of the same people who pointing to it for the reflexive “lol Dems” pile ons.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:56 (seven years ago)

guys stop saying shitpost like i don’t really believe america deserves to be wiped off the map for spending the post-ww2 period being an utterly cancerous influence on the rest of the globe, and only specifically post-ww2 because those damn nazis held the ‘world’s worst’ crown for six years

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

"guys stop saying shitpost" is a good board description

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

at this point i'm assuming ppl only come to ilx for the shitposts so it would really hurt our clicks to scale back

Mordy, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:00 (seven years ago)

come for the Facebook password recovery thread, stay for the shitposts

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

add to the list of conservatives in the Trump era bravely subtweeting without naming names and couching criticism in vague, noncommittal language https://t.co/2M1Bq3hN1Y

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 11, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

ICYMI, NYT:

Transgender people will be allowed to enlist in the military beginning Jan. 1, Defense Department officials said on Monday, a move that pauses President Trump's effort to bar transgender troops.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

so is the military just ignoring trump or what

mookieproof, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

fed judge ruling

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/11/politics/us-pentagon-transgender-enlist/index.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

gastropub putsch

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

how many times now has trump issued a sweeping directive via twitter and the agency in question basiaclly went 'yeah, no'

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

not enough tbh

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

Lower level courts have held up things he advocated for via tweets, more than agencies. But then he has Justice appeal to the conservative US Supreme Court

from NY Times--

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary, suggested that Mr. Trump would continue to seek ways to carry out his ban. “The Department of Justice is currently reviewing the legal options to ensure the president’s directive is implemented,” she told reporters.

A Defense Department official said its move was partly a result of a barrage of lawsuits filed after Mr. Trump announced that he was barring transgender people from serving in the military.

curmudgeon, Monday, 11 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

moore and jones
forever

― mookieproof, Monday, December 11, 2017 1:37 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 11 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

56 female lawmakers call for Oversight probe into sexual allegations against Trump

Nearly 60 Democratic female lawmakers are calling on the House Oversight Committee to open an investigation into the sexual allegations against President Trump.

In a letter, 56 Democratic lawmakers ask Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) and ranking member Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) to open an investigation into the matter after a handful of women "publicly accused the President of sexual misconduct."

there are tales of a long forgotten society, i'm talking one that existed over 2, maybe even 3 years ago, where this single event would be enough to bring down a president in scandal.

in this world, though, i doubt this will even make the news tomorrow

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 03:09 (seven years ago)

those 56 female democratic lawmakers are just jealous of mr. trump's success

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 03:11 (seven years ago)

.@TexasDemocrats say they're contesting all 36 U.S. House seats in 2018, 133 out of 150 state House seats and 14 out of 15 state Senate seats. #txlege

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) December 12, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:22 (seven years ago)

i briefly entertained the fantasy of running for state rep, but then i remember that i have no money and the state leg job doesnt pay anyway and also i live in a safely republican district

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:36 (seven years ago)

also the thought of my political enemies finding my ilx posts from my young adult years is MORTIFYING

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:36 (seven years ago)

xxp that is great news and the Dems should do it everywhere

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:37 (seven years ago)

as we've seen in VA, literally all they need to do is run

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:37 (seven years ago)

One of those candidates in Texas is a work friend of mine, a female veteran who was a lifelong Republican until Trump's rise turned her into a Warren Democrat.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 04:43 (seven years ago)

yeehaw

j., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 05:03 (seven years ago)

Bring it, TX! Very ready for a change here.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 05:35 (seven years ago)

also the thought of my political enemies finding my ilx posts from my young adult years is MORTIFYING


I hear you. Our generation is going to have to develop some sufficient yet generic talking points about this sort of shit somewhere along the way. Probably just borrow from whatever the younger millennial set comes up with, though.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 05:44 (seven years ago)

I mean shit I just cast my home state into the “please go ahead and attempt secession again” bucket not 24 hours ago how could I possibly run for oh wait everyone hates Alabama

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 05:46 (seven years ago)

i am not a witch

j., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 06:05 (seven years ago)

I only just now realized that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is Mike Huckabee's daughter.

crüt, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 07:00 (seven years ago)

yeah, his daughter with bernie sanders iirc

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 07:35 (seven years ago)

And Sarah Palin

.oO (silby), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 07:37 (seven years ago)

there’s also a small hint in the fact that she looks exactly like mike huckabee

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 08:40 (seven years ago)

She can also rock the bass like a mofo iirc

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 11:54 (seven years ago)

SF mayor Ed Lee has died suddenly.

The acting mayor's name is London Breed, which sounds like a pretty dirty nursery rhyme.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 12:28 (seven years ago)

she is, however, the first black woman to hold the job.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 12:30 (seven years ago)

galvanizing the left behind a female senator in the year of #metoo to own the libs.

evol j, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:31 (seven years ago)

nah this is the year of #thosewomenareliars

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:32 (seven years ago)

Despite thousands of hours wasted and many millions of dollars spent, the Democrats have been unable to show any collusion with Russia - so now they are moving on to the false accusations and fabricated stories of women who I don’t know and/or have never met. FAKE NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2017



Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2017



The people of Alabama will do the right thing. Doug Jones is Pro-Abortion, weak on Crime, Military and Illegal Immigration, Bad for Gun Owners and Veterans and against the WALL. Jones is a Pelosi/Schumer Puppet. Roy Moore will always vote with us. VOTE ROY MOORE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2017



president scumbag just has so much to say

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

he called a female senator a whore?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:52 (seven years ago)

"Crooked-USED" - who is this? His nickname game is more gnomic and impenetrable than some ILXors

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:54 (seven years ago)

this is fucking disgusting . Im taking the day off from news so i can save some anger up for tomorrow after i see that a state elected a child molestor .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:55 (seven years ago)

what is even left to say

indignation fatigue

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:03 (seven years ago)

wait, since when is it up to the dems to prove collusion

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:05 (seven years ago)

you're either with or against him, and the against side is democrats

mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

that gillibrand tweet is just the worst and shittiest. aside from what he himself is directly saying, it's a clear invitation to his scumbag followers to make gillibrand the target of a sexist harassment campaign. president gamergate.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

'Dems' is just shorthand for anyone who dares to oppose President "Fuckin' Government, How Does It Work?".

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:10 (seven years ago)

Or what mh said.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:11 (seven years ago)

President gas on everything but roller skates

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:16 (seven years ago)

n a statement released exclusively to AL.com, former U.S. Secretary of State and Birmingham native Condoleezza Rice urged Alabamians to vote in the special Senate election, though she did not state a preferred candidate by name.

"I encourage you to take a stand for our core principles and for what is right. These critical times require us to come together to reject bigotry, sexism, and intolerance.

"It is imperative for Americans to remain focused on our priorities and not give way to side shows and antics. I know that Alabamans need an independent voice in Washington. But we must also insist that our representatives are dignified, decent, and respectful of the values we hold dear."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:18 (seven years ago)

has anyone seen these?

"Democrat" Doug Jones is now airing ads in defense of the Confederate Army.

I'm not joking.

— Rose the Cat🌹 (@HousecatStrike) December 11, 2017

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

Condi can blow it out her ass. seriously, eternally fuck all these "principled" Republicans who won't even say Moore or Jones' names.

evol j, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/10/doug_jones_cites_civil_war_his.html

ad /https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Wwxgzw9Zg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:28 (seven years ago)

Here's the narration:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

calling this is a "defense of the Confederate army" is a stretch imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:30 (seven years ago)

yeah it's goofy and ineffectual but stops just short of that

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:31 (seven years ago)

These trump disses have his stylings but seem considerably more precisely targeted than usual.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:31 (seven years ago)

tone-deaf, but yeah

xp

gbx, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:32 (seven years ago)

god putting "begged" in quotes there is so gross

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!

In this last line he shifts into calling K.G. disloyal to the Clintons (for saying Bill should've resigned)? Very flexible, this guy.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

it confuses me who she's ostensibly being used by though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:47 (seven years ago)

It's the day of the election, and there are leftists on twitter spreading false stories about the Democrat defending the Confederacy. Welcome to 2017.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

he's calling her a whore xp

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

enh, the ad is worth complaining about even if the tweet was inaccurate

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:56 (seven years ago)

i gather--the parenthetical isn't subtle. i'm just trying to follow his own train of thought. she was disloyal to bill & hilary, comma, used! by whom? for what? xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

no Frederik, he's just honoring the nobility of the Cause, you ass

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

the ad is not worth complaining about

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:58 (seven years ago)

and i am also baffled by the Bill & Crooked-USED! tweet. wtf is going on this morning

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:58 (seven years ago)

mealymouthed "compromise" themed shit convinces no one imho xp

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

Trying to follow Trump's train of thought is like staring directly into the sun. He has no rationale beyond sowing chaos.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

I believe that tweet is what the late film critic Robin Wood would've called "an incoherent text"

might also apply to Jones ad

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

the ad is fucking stupid and its ridiculous that nobody in the writers room thought better, in 2017, of an ad that played up the """shared honor""" of soldiers on """both sides""" of a conflict about owning human beings

again, i want doug jones to fucking win

stupid shit like this could be part of why he won't--he's defining himself in the broadest pro-alabama terms possible, not drilling into local needs the way Knock Every Door candidates have been winning OR casting himself in a reaching progressive light the way Our Rev candidates have been winning. he's not doing the any of the kind of framing that's led to victories elsewhere this year AND of all the ways to frame his desire to bring honor back to washington he goes with "there were very good people on both sides"? come on.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:01 (seven years ago)

HOOS otm, echoing Yam's Charlottesville rhetoric, how fucking brilliant

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

the ad is not worth complaining about

there must be many tweets and thinkpieces written about this ad. I demand long comments threads

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

What would happen if the media just stopped reporting Trump's tweets? He would wake up, watch television and find out his idiocies were not even being mentioned. They only exist to energise his base and poke his finger in the eye of everyone else. They serve no purpose other than to bring political discourse down to his level. I've just about run out of fuck yous.

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

This is a point I was making months ago which consistently fell on deaf ears. Stop mentioning him. Stop talking about him. Stop using his name and image altogether. That NYT piece explicitly pointed out how nervous he gets when he isn't the number one topic of conversation in the world. He doesn't care if it's good coverage or bad coverage. All he cares about is that he's front and center in the news. Nothing would hurt him more than to have everyone just fucking ignore him. But it'll never happen, of course, because everyone loves a freak show.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago)

What would happen if the media just stopped reporting Trump's tweets?

but think of Mika and Joe's jobs!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

xposts It's a cynical but canny ad.

This is like pointing out a fly in a bowl of shit soup.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

like no i don't think a blizzard of thinkpieces on this ad is the move to turn out voters today but maybe whoever does the post-mortem on this thing could stand to second guess the impact of this particular decision on turning people out to vote

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

of all the ways to frame his desire to bring honor back to washington he goes with "there were very good people on both sides"? come on.

You remember what state he's running in, right?

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:15 (seven years ago)

yeah seems like a disingenuous read on the ad, when distilled it is basically: war bad, talk better

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:21 (seven years ago)

xp

yeah, the state with around 1.2 million black people in it that passed a voter ID law in 2011 so that it would be harder for black people to vote. the only math where jones wins is where he turns out enough people to beat moore's coalition, and that means the votes of black alabamians are essential for his victory.

But the odd timing of the election and the atrophy of Alabama's Democratic Party — which hasn't won a major statewide race in over a decade — has some fretting Jones' jury-rigged get-out-the-vote drive, a combination of campaign and volunteer efforts, may be too little too late.

They complain Jones has stinted on issue-oriented advertising aimed at black voters, focusing too much on potential crossover Republicans who may be put off by Moore's alleged misconduct and feud with the GOP establishment.

Faya Toure is a longtime Selma voting rights activist and coordinator of Vote or Die, an independent group working on Jones' behalf.

"It's not enough to say he prosecuted Klansmen," Toure said. "That's a very honorable and courageous thing he did, but that was 30-some years ago. People want to know what are you going to do for me now?"

http://beta.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-alabama-senate-black-voters-20171210-story.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

the tweets are often significantly damning and self-destructive so in that regard i don't mind them being widely known, though probably in more cases they do active harm (see my gamergate comment above) and would be better off unseen. though i guess his twitter army and russian bots would still see them.

suspect a small part of the problem is that he is so inaccessible. twitter and rallies are his "direct to the people" schtick - he doesn't do press conferences and iirc has given like two interviews max since taking office and they were both with sean hannity. there is no way to ever ask this fucker a followup question. not that that ever mattered anyway as we saw during the campaign - fantasies of boxing him in or even just clarifying wtf he is doing in a yes/no fashion were always deeply delusional.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:23 (seven years ago)

but fuck it i'm tryna hop on a dialer and make some calls today if i can find a way. anybody else want in if i can find it?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

I don't understand why 'get the least worst candidate elected, then rake that candidate over the coals for anything problematic after they've been elected' is a strategy people have such a hard time with. It's not as if it can't coexist with the strategy of 'get better candidates on the ballot'.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

OL basically otm, but I guess when the most powerful man on the planet is a dementia-addled bigot who regularly attacks people on Twitter you can't like, not report on it

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

one of the "here are your friends in Alabama, call em to make sure they go out & vote" tools

https://votercircle.com/c/facebook-organizing-for-doug-jones-for-alabama/join

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

I mean now that he's president it seems kinda dishonest to just ignore him altogether. The time for doing that would've been the election, when maybe we could've done with a few less CNN Panels with themes like "Did Hillary and Obama really create ISIS?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

Of course "The Media" isn't a monolithic organization with a central steering committee that meets weekly to decide how to cover things. (Though many right-wingoids think it is.) No real way for everybody to suddenly stop doing one thing and all start doing another.

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

I don't understand why 'get the least worst candidate elected, then rake that candidate over the coals for anything problematic after they've been elected' is a strategy people have such a hard time with.

― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 4:25 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's because most people have no coherent mental model for the relationship between social movements and electoral politics. you meet people in movement politics, they most often abhor the compromises politicians have to make. they prefer to rail from outside the halls of power. you meet people in electoral politics, they're hard-nosed pragmatists who are strategic about the compromises they'll make to get their fifty-plus-one; they abhor "puritanism" and litmus tests. finding people who can see movement politics as symbiotic with institutional power is hard. but they're out there--Corbyn's Momentum, Our Rev, DSA. i just wish there were more.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

If the media were a big collective monolith, I'd suggest that they start referring to the president as Dumbfuck McGoo and only ever depict him as an idiotic cartoon character that looks nothing like the actual president. Of course then we'd be inundated with tweets about what a horrible job Sad & Liddle' Dumbfuck McGoo was doing running the country.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

that's an excellent analysis, HOOS

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

everything is so f'd that even if this was true i doubt anyone would care, but what are the chances that the fox news Jones +10 poll is just...completely made up? obviously it's an outlier, but it's a very conspicuously favorable outlier for the purposes of conservative spinning, as others have mentioned.

- it sends the message to moore voters who might be on the fence about the whole "sexually assaulting teenagers thing" that he's in danger of losing and they need to get out and vote
- if moore wins, fox gets to talk about what the heroic against-all-odds comeback victory of the people's champion, roy moore
- if moore loses, fox can talk about how the latest polling showed how impossible it would be for him to win, and for moore to even get close was a victory in and of itself, if the SJWs and NYT wouldn't have rigged the election he probably would have won, and so on

sorry, i know we already discussed this yesterday, which was several dozen news cycles ago.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

thanks, my org suffered a pretty nasty convulsion last year over this issue specifically so i've done a lot of thinking about it xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

from early this morning

long and barely moving line at my #ALSen voting location. People been waiting a while. New people walked up, saw the line and left. I did the same. They say they'll come back later. Me too.

— Misha Guttentag (@MishaGuttentag) December 12, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

Trump family tried to vote absentee in the NYC mayoral election:

MELANIA: Didn't follow directions to sign envelope so her vote didn't count

IVANKA: Sent it on election day, too late

JARED: Never sent ballot

DONALD: Got his own b-day wrong by a monthhttps://t.co/6X0aTfqZV7

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 12, 2017

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:47 (seven years ago)

The return of HOOS has significantly raised the quality of this thread. I appreciate the level-headed analysis.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

otm

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:51 (seven years ago)

hip hip HOOSray

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

hey thanks folks that's very kind

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

538 had a good article about how weirdly unreliable the AL polls have been. Part of me thinks that FOX *would* skew a poll like that since if Moore wins (as he likely will) it would subsequently cast some doubts on say, presidential approval polls ("say, those polls are usually off a lot, aren't they?")

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ3FoHaVwAIqZOa.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

Maybe frogbs but I don't get why Fox would deliberately burn the cred of its _own_ polls just to influence an election that is probably already in the bag? They can just snark from the sidelines at other polls; why associate the Fox brand with wrongitude on purpose?

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

fwiw, if fox are skewing their alabama polling they've been doing it since before the "GOP candidate is a pedophile and might lose" story began.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

Yes, hoos, please stick around.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

we're giving FOX too much credit for guile

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

hoos rools

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

Is Fox News suddenly concerned with their own credibility?

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

isn't Fox News polling a separate entity and a fairly reputable pollster? Here is Silver's take fwiw:

BTW, kudos to @foxnewspoll for putting out a result (Jones +10) that will get them a *lot* of crap if Moore wins. A lot of polling firms wouldn't do that.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) December 12, 2017

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/PDT712CX1J

— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) December 12, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

If "we" all started ignoring him, Trump has other ways to get attention - they're all worse.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

'A lot of polling firms wouldn't do that."

i cant

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:03 (seven years ago)

i didnt assume that was a joke because nate silver but ok

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

Obviously Fox News is a horrendous organization, but their polling has been fairly accurate and apolitical in the past. Though the poll was certainly an outlier, there's no reason to think that it was doctored. OTOH, what totally did happen was that the "News" fellas got a hold of the poll and made sure to blast it out to scare their base into going to the polls.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

Yeah 538 team has been consistent on saying Fox's polling is a separate entity contracted by Fox News and that in general they've been reliable etc. But it's certainly true that the News people can decide what to cover and what to emphasize and that there could be some intentionality here. If they thought the poll hurt Moore's chances, they could just as easily not mention it on-air, or they could choose certain top-line numbers and eschew nuances and/or alternate ways of breaking out the data etc. (The latter is of course the way polls are covered all the time, so....)

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:18 (seven years ago)

a friend reports from GOTV work in Alabama:

Not happy to report that our experience with the Dougie Jones campaign so far has been a vivid picture of how withered the Democratic party is in the south ( / everywhere?). We spent a week trying to get in touch with his campaign to volunteer - signing up on their website, sending two emails, tweeting, and calling - with no success. Last night we drove into Mobile, AL, and we were only able to connect with the campaign after going to the Mobile County Dems HQ, where there were no volunteer opportunities other than setting up for tonight's watch party (important.. but, the most important? they said they were at capacity but there were only two volunteers doing stuff there), and then getting the address to his Mobile HQ (thereby wasting 40 minutes driving around).

We expected a bustling office the night before Election Day, in Alabama's third biggest city, with a 50% black population (the population Jones is openly relying on to deliver him the win). Instead it looked like what I'd expect it to have looked like maybe two weeks ago. Us out-of-town Yankees were two out of five or six volunteers (all white) making calls for the last 2.5 hours of the night. Another one of the vols was from California and flies out today; in other words, seemingly very poor engagement with actual Alabamans. All the other volunteers there said it had taken them weeks or a month to struggle their way into volunteering for the campaign.

The phone banking list that was clearly one of their black precinct lists was a TOTAL shambles - literally at least 80% of the numbers were wrong or disconnected, reflecting a disconnect with the community and a total question mark as to whether the campaign even knocked their doors and talked with them, or updated what should be its most important voter data. When we told one of the staffers how bad the list was, he kinda groaned "I know," as if this was a long known issue. On top of that, of the tiny minority of folks we reached, several had clearly heard from the campaign too many times and were just annoyed to hear from it again.

Today we're going to Dothan, AL (Peanut Capital of the World, pop: 65k), where Steve Bannon spoke with Moore last night. We've been asked to help a new Indivisible chapter do GOTV there. More updates to come...

The list being garbage isn't news (or even all THAT remarkable)--Dem's contact list is garbage all over thanks in part to the DNC's focus on national races & neglect of state parties. My girlfriend was a Regional Field Director in the midwest last year on a senate campaign & I spent a couple weeks volunteering full time with her--their call list being 60-70% trash was just a fact of life they accepted.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

xpost what voodoo said basically

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:19 (seven years ago)

This is a hyper-zoomed-in view of one office on one night, but the guy delivering this news is experienced & knows the signs of a good campaign--from this it bodes poorly for their organizing/vol management overall. xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:21 (seven years ago)

well that’s depressing

sciatica, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:22 (seven years ago)

for perspective, a local rejoins my pal:

"alabama is a mostly rural place and doug jones is the first democrat in ages to gain any sort of toehold. most counties don't even HAVE democratic offices. so our funds and resources are incredibly limited. mobile is a place with a huge military presence and a conservative population that voted trump in 2016. I can understand why they would be worried and thoughtful about how to invest their energy effectively in this election.

not that there aren't serious problems with the Democratic machine in Alabama, but it's a complicated place and trying to do a broad read like this after volunteering for a single day reeks of bad faith.

in any case, you're some internet stranger that started texting me sunday to help you find statewide opportunities the following day, which I did. I would think if nothing else that would give you a positive view of democratic volunteers in alabama.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:23 (seven years ago)

(rejoins?? rejoinders?? i have an english degree)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

rejoinversates

j., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:26 (seven years ago)

RE: Butts

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:31 (seven years ago)

if nothing else and regardless of today's result both of those posts reveal how much room there is for victory, everywhere.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

"USED!" is saying that Gillibrand used the Clintons.

"This person is bad because she was disloyal to these bad people!" Expecting a throughline, consistency or coherent grammar from Trump's statements, whether by tweet or speech, is a fool's errand.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ3PoYwUQAAjXXp.jpg

maura, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ3PoYwUQAAjXXp.jpg

maura, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

"rejoins", yes -- clearer probably to say "makes rejoinder" though, since the verb in this sense (unlike the noun for some reason) is really only ever used in legal contexts (unlike the verb in the sense of gluing something back together)

mark s, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:37 (seven years ago)

Dougie Jones way xp

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

Dougerino. The Dougster.

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

the dugginatorrrrrrrrr

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

The return of HOOS has significantly raised the quality of this thread. I appreciate the level-headed analysis.

― Moodles, Tuesday, December 12, 2017 10:49 AM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gbx, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

presumably Donnzie was trying to use the Clintons when he gave them donations, then did his heel turn

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:20 (seven years ago)

If Collins, Flake or Murkowski flip on the tax bill this shit is dead. Collins is gonna lose her deal in the conference committee, Flake is gonna either admit his DACA deal is toothless & try to save his legacy by flipping or...not.

Very interested to see what happens in conference tomorrow.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

They need three to flip, Bob Corker, and then two of those.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

Bob Corker voted against the bill, if he votes for the bill it's a flip

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

Flake is a fake imo. He won't flip his vote over the death DACA. Murkowski got her oil drilling and she will stand pat based on that sweetener. For my money Collins is the best bet to back out, but she's made such a muck of it that her reputation will suffer no matter what she does. Of course, there's always the tiny chance of Rand Paul, McCain, or someone equally batshit queering the deal. Killing this bill is down to the final prayers.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

flake news

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

Yeah I guess I'm thinking of Collins as a sure flip when she really isn't

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:57 (seven years ago)

I'm praying for some scenario where the conferenced bill turns out to have been swung to so many weird and crazy places that it no longer works for one or more of these flippers, but honestly I don't feel too great on the chances of that. All these assholes would rather pass something and take the chance that their voters later punish them for it, than not pass something and be the one senator who stood in the way of TAX CUTS. Granted health care seemed like the same story but....... idk. Feeling real grim.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:00 (seven years ago)

yeah this one is going to pass imo. it's slightly less obviously electoral suicide than the healthcare repeal, which is good enough for them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

Feeling real grim.

With good reason. They're 95% of the way to a tax remodeling where they knock out structural walls to 'create a more spacious feeling'.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

Wouldn't it be less of a hassle for them to provoke their constituents into torching poor neighborhoods in their communities or something?

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:04 (seven years ago)

But I guess then you'd have to pass legislation making it illegal for the poor to rebuild their homes or something. Things can never be easy.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)

let's not give them any more ideas

sigh

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:06 (seven years ago)

This headline on the Fox News story about Ed Lee’s death ...
☹️ pic.twitter.com/h9hrtoSmEz

— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) December 12, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:07 (seven years ago)

ICYMI, this is how Schmuck outflanks Yam

Wow, what a turd Schumer is. https://t.co/mkT3rT7UwC pic.twitter.com/qnbbfs11Eq

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) December 10, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

christ

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:32 (seven years ago)

that article is from October

gbx, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:32 (seven years ago)

agree that it is dumb and bad tho

gbx, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

lol https://splinternews.com/horse-twitter-comes-for-roy-moore-1821227717

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)

dude cannot ride a horse

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago)

it's his Dukakis in the tank moment

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

Loomis on Gillibrand.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:28 (seven years ago)

“There is no way that is sexist at all,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters. Instead, Sanders said the president was accusing Gillibrand of being “controlled by contributions” and hammering home his pledge to “drain the swamp” in Washington.

The spokesperson said the president does not owe the senator an apology if his words were interpreted to have a sexist meaning. “I think only if your mind is in the gutter you would have read it that way, so no,” she said.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/364507-wh-denies-trump-made-sexist-attack-on-gillibrand

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

god i loathe her so much, what a schoolmarmish jerk

maura, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

motherfucking voter suppression

Alabama has some of the strictest voter ID laws in the country that disproportionately affect citizens of color, who are among the estimated 118,000 residents in the state without photo identification. Alabama also has no same-day voter registration, no automatic registration, no pre-registration for people under the age of 18 and no early voting. And of course, there are already accounts surfacing of people having unexpected trouble at the polls.

One Alabama voter, Annalise, recorded a video detailing her struggles with poll workers this year, despite not having any trouble during the presidential election in 2016. Annalise explained that she went to vote using the same photo ID — which expires 2024 — she used to vote in 2016, but faced a number of additional questions regarding her address and the color of her hair, as well as where she worked.

According to the ACLU, these questions are concerning because “The address on your ID does not have to match the address you are registered at. You can use an out-of-state driver’s license as long as you are registered in AL.”

Another Alabama voter, Brittany, returned to a polling place she has voted at her entire life — including in November 2016 — only to find that she and a number of other longtime residents had been marked inactive. And in order to rectify the issue, these voters must then fill out a form, requiring information such as the person’s county of birth. Brittany, who was born out of state, said she was lucky to have brought her birth certificate to the polls, anticipating problems.

A similar situation of voters being inexplicably marked inactive was also noted in a precinct in Dothan, AL, where multiple voters were told they needed to fill out provisional ballots instead.
According to voting rights group VoteRiders, requiring those marked inactive to fill out a provisional ballot is against the law.

“If your name appears on the inactive voter list, you MUST be allowed to re-identify and vote a REGULAR ballot,” the group tweeted.

According to The Young Turks, the NAACP has also received multiple reports as well of voter suppression following intimidating statements about voting made by the Alabama Secretary of State.

Regarding police presence at polling stations, an NAACP also told reporter Ken Klippenstein that during past elections, “police have checked voters for outstanding warrants at polling stations, which can deter people from voting.”

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:15 (seven years ago)

thanks, saw a post on that earlier.

expanding the voter base seems to be one of the key things to fight for going forward, IMO

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:18 (seven years ago)

re: Hoos post. I've no idea how the USA can possibly still call itself a democracy when all these states have different rules, some states (like AL, here) impose insane anti-voting rules and schemes, with all the gerrymandering etc. It is as insane as it is laughable. It's a very bad joke.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

It's breathtaking how quickly the rule of law just gets rolled the fuck back when the big dogs have decided they want to eat

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:33 (seven years ago)

welcome to the year, what, 1858? What the fuck is wrong with people?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

At least we have this

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible pic.twitter.com/B65qIKBjlI

— The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:37 (seven years ago)

Expanding the franchise has been an uphill battle since the country was started. Voter suppression is a long tradition that has been elaborated upon dozens of ways. It's a perverse kind of proof that those in power actually know that votes are important, even if most potential voters don't think so.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:38 (seven years ago)

CNN exit poll: electorate today 65% white, 30% black, 2% Latino

— Jonathan Hardison (@FOX6Hardison) December 12, 2017


Usual caveats of early exits apply, but African-American turnout hitting 30% would be a good sign for Doug Jones. https://t.co/xprhRkdFQa

— Ian Sams (@IanSams) December 12, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:39 (seven years ago)

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/roy-moore-leading-candidate-in-alabama-senate-race-doesnt-know-what-daca-is/article/2633200

Asked by WVNN's radio host Dale Jackson about Trump's push to end DACA protection for so-called Dreamers, a confused Moore responded "Pardon? The Dreamer program?"

JACKSON: "Yes, sir, the DACA/DAPA. You're not aware of what Dreamers are?"

MOORE: "No."

JACKSON: "This is a big issue in the immigration debate …"

MOORE: "Why don't you tell me what it is Dale and quit beating around and tell me what it is."

JACKSON: "I'm in the process of doing that Judge Moore."

MOORE: "OK."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:40 (seven years ago)

i mean there are some out there republicans in the house of representatives who were elected unopposed, but i assume all of them know what DACA relates to in broad terms

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)

re: Hoos post. I've no idea how the USA can possibly still call itself a democracy when all these states have different rules, some states (like AL, here) impose insane anti-voting rules and schemes, with all the gerrymandering etc. It is as insane as it is laughable. It's a very bad joke.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 4:30 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We also continue to unironically use the word 'justice' in this country, so...y'know.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)

(that daca interview is from september btw)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

Have to say I'm mystified by these hours-long queues to vote in the US. I've voted in both UK and Australian elections (dual citizen) and it usually takes all of ten minutes...

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

I've no idea how the USA can possibly still call itself a democracy

tbf, it doesn't

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:49 (seven years ago)

strangling democracy in its cradle is more time-consuming than you'd think

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-ending-american-democracy-742561

googling "trump democracy" digs up dire recent (recent as in from days ago) examples of a nation not even grasping how far away from democracy it has drifted tbh

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:51 (seven years ago)

Perhaps in Australia they aren't actively trying to discourage voting by historically oppressed groups.

xxxp

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:51 (seven years ago)

uh y'all know that the US is a republic not a democracy yeah?

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:52 (seven years ago)

republic opposes a democratic system?

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:53 (seven years ago)

xpost

Yep we go the other extreme in Australia - voting is compulsory, you get fined if you don't!

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:56 (seven years ago)

Modern Democracy 0.9 RC1 has some major issues after running for 240 years? Oh shit better start calling it something else

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:56 (seven years ago)

Hey let’s get some more Not Americans on here explaining how voting is supposed to work because clearly the Neo Jim Crow shit in Alabama is because us are dumb

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

Was going to post that CNN vid of the campaign spokesman taking a good 3-4 second pause before reacting to the newsreader. It’s really worth viewing.

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:02 (seven years ago)

Greg Palast's RS article from last August is still the best primer I've seen on voter suppression for the uninitiated

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:04 (seven years ago)

Jake Tapper with the early lead for OWN OF THE DAY.pic.twitter.com/DEXYukB8Ot

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) December 12, 2017




Sonned in a Bible beef

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:04 (seven years ago)

I'll never understand how you allowed trickery by the powerful, by capitalism - different rules for different regions, fucking gerrymandering (this one takes the bloody cake, lol, doctoring and tinkering with your regions for the best outcome and *it is fair game!*), your off delegates system - to creep into your voting system, and for it to be considered "the way it is" by so many people.

I'll back off as a non-Murican, it's prob not appreciated coming from abroad, but damn. It's not been as fucked for America in my lifetime as it is now.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:05 (seven years ago)

Hey let’s get some more Not Americans on here explaining how voting is supposed to work because clearly the Neo Jim Crow shit in Alabama is because us are dumb

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, December 12, 2017 10:58 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Here we go... Good luck with your great system!

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:06 (seven years ago)

Take it to the secret US borad iirc

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:06 (seven years ago)

likely forthcoming kansas governor Kris Kobach, a running boy of the Kochs (also the architect of the wall plan & muslim ban), is the driving force behind Crosscheck, a "voter fraud prevention program" that is tear-your-hair-out infuriating in its transparent suppression of non-white voters. it's a program the GOP may seek to take nationwide.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:07 (seven years ago)

Said slack-jawed spokesman is one Ted Crockett, and here's some relevant tweets in the wake of that

Here is just one of the many, many missives Ted Crockett has sent me. pic.twitter.com/DxUuUVOVXv

— Kyle Whitmire (@WarOnDumb) December 12, 2017

More than once Ted Crockett has written me to say that he's never reading my stuff again, but somehow he can't stop. pic.twitter.com/4JwrtiL0n8

— Kyle Whitmire (@WarOnDumb) December 12, 2017

Just looked in my inbox and saw I've also gotten a Ted Crockett email pic.twitter.com/UOWBRuNDVC

— John Talty (@JTalty) December 12, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:07 (seven years ago)

Take an integrity course!

seems like a decent thread title for something at some point

gbx, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)

LBI, are you more than a day or two old? because it's been like this in America since **squints** 1789, I believe.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

And I mean the gerrymandering and states setting their own voter registration/election rules and all of it.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:14 (seven years ago)

Bit older than two days. But never has it been so glaringly obvious that US democracy goes off the chain when these factors really come into play.

Unless your position is, indeed, the US hasn't been a democracy since *squints* 1789. On which we agree, but you sure as hell tried to fool the world into believing otherwise.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:19 (seven years ago)

slavery was legal and women couldn't vote then of course we weren't

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:21 (seven years ago)

Just because we had a loud and well-organized PR and advertising campaign doesn't mean the product wasn't always more or less garbage.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:22 (seven years ago)

Tedddddyyyyyy, Teddddy Crockett

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:24 (seven years ago)

I agree! But, see Tombot's response, furrnurrs not welcoming to drive home the same point. I'll back off.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:24 (seven years ago)

it's our system, we paid for it

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:25 (seven years ago)

pretty sure moore is going to win because why wouldn't he, the US is a shit pile

akm, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:26 (seven years ago)

Exit polls say black voters make up 30%, way more than expected. Damn it, I'm not going to get any sleep tonight :(

Frederik B, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:31 (seven years ago)

fuck an exit poll

marcos, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:32 (seven years ago)

US system not the only one with problems. UK parliament has an unelected chamber that includes 92 hereditary peers, in this day and age...

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:39 (seven years ago)

LBI I’m just not sure why you feel like we need a lesson tonight after about 100 threads of Americans bitching about how amazing it is that our elections ever work “democratically” at all. If you want to go after some rando USA Facebook jackasses on the topic that’s fine but uh, this is here

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

UK is not without its own gerrymandering issues.

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:43 (seven years ago)

I’m gonna go with “no democracy is perfect; democracy is as much an aspiration as it is a system; but the oldest constitutional democracy in the world today needs a lot of work in the next couple of decades unless it wants to tear itself apart again”

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:47 (seven years ago)

The line I've used most often is that America was founded on a painful contradiction--on the one hand a group of idealists who wanted freedom, and on the other hand the many people to whom they denied it. The American story is one of the powerful being forced to expand that freedom by fits and starts at the insistent proddings of everyday Americans who demanded it.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:47 (seven years ago)

I got pretty good at going from that to a riff on various movements to "now our democracy has begun to slip backwards once again" to frame the present

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:52 (seven years ago)

It's not as if the rich aren't always on the lookout for ways to limit the power of the poor and accrue more to themselves. They know class warfare top to bottom, inside and out. They can buy all the brains and muscle they need to keep up a constant pressure.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 23:57 (seven years ago)

I suggest furreners look up Elbridge Gerry..

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:01 (seven years ago)

"now our democracy has begun to slip backwards once again" to frame the present


See, I still think this is ahistorical and inaccurate. We are more aware than ever of the failings of our system. We are not sure how to organize and move forward, so progress has stalled, and after so many decades of slowly but steadily improving civil rights for more and more people, everything feels like it’s collapsing.

I don’t want to point back at the movements for black civil rights, LGBTQ rights, or women’s suffrage, or planned parenthood, and say this generation is soft; I’d rather say we still don’t know what we’re really capable of.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:06 (seven years ago)

uh y'all know that the US is a republic not a democracy yeah?

Not sure if sleeve was being that guy or just imitating that guy but this line always makes me seethingly angry. Always delivered with such smugness while also being completely wrong is a face punching combo.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:12 (seven years ago)

Pretty sure he was just pushing buttons.

But now I’m annoyed that Zing doesn’t let me search for all posts by sleeve that contain the contraction “y’all”

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:31 (seven years ago)

xp those are precisely the movements I point to as a barometer of the possible. Women's suffrage was a pipe dream until they organized. Jim Crow was gonna last forever until they organized. The AIDS crisis was gonna be ignored by the medical research establishment in perpetuity until ACT UP organized. Remembering that history and claiming it as part of a common American heritage, joining it with the freshest research in civil resistance, I still believe incredible things are possible.

Look at Movimiento Cosecha, working to organize & mobilize the undocumented community. Chenoweth & pals at the International Center for Nonviolent Conflict have their 3.5% figure: just 3.5% of a population taking an active role in a nonviolent movement has been a threshhold that--across geography, politics, time--has led to movement success. In the United States 3.5% of the population is 11 million. There are (spoilers) 11 million undocumented people in the United States. I believe profoundly in the potential of the future.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:32 (seven years ago)

Oh whoa zing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:33 (seven years ago)

Pretty sure he was just pushing buttons.

But now I’m annoyed that Zing doesn’t let me search for all posts by sleeve that contain the contraction “y’all”

Lol it's a lot

Not sure what made milo so mad there, tbh, just a reminder to our non-US posters that democracy is the tyranny of the majority over the minority and not a desirable form of govt in and of itself

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:38 (seven years ago)

As a former staffer for an org called "D3m0cracy $pr1ng" I had the pleasure of muting "republic" from our Twitter mentions

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:44 (seven years ago)

the return of the thin BIG HOOS
throwing darts in ILXers eyes

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:47 (seven years ago)

Fuck an exit poll I know but

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/politics/alabama-race-exit-polls/index.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 00:49 (seven years ago)

aaaaand the votes are starting to roll in. as is traditional,

good luck usa

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:09 (seven years ago)

feeling you on that

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:12 (seven years ago)

i'm eager to see the # of write-in votes. i'm guessing that, even at fairly small sample sizes, the metric for the % of conservatives who decided to write-in someone rather than vote for moore will start to stabilize. right now it's at 327 for moore, 7 write-ins, which translates to about 2% loss of voters for moore.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:12 (seven years ago)

Black voting at 30 percent, according to exit polls, exceeding expectations.

White vote is out though.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:13 (seven years ago)

Tombot as someone who has moved to the US and cannot vote*, I'd like to say that a) I don't think most forrin posters are berating the posters here, but expressing confusion and sorrow at the weaknesses and inadequacies of the US electoral system, in a place where they feel sympathy for the other ppl itt

and b) that Americans are totally welcome to come onto Australian politics threads and talk about our idiosyncrasies! it would be fun and enjoyable to have your opinions on S44, the ABS crash, Kerr's cur, the expansion of Dutton's skull powers, and Dastyari's appearances on Dum Dum.



*tho I dropped a friend's sealed envelope off in the Washington election last month, bcz she didn't know where the ballot box was and I did. felt good man.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:19 (seven years ago)

it's cute we appreciate all your tut tutting

brimstead, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:22 (seven years ago)

in a couple weeks some stern investigators in suits are going to show up and ask "have you had any interactions with Australians tampering with elections in Washington, or do you know of anyone who did?? what did you know, and when did you know it??" and we'll all lie and say that we didn't

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:23 (seven years ago)

had no idea sic was among us

Democratic Party's interest in democracy peaked in the '72 primaries

from the 538 blog:

The big question that we don’t know the answer to yet is who wins the 9 percent of voters who had a favorable opinion of neither candidate. More voters in the exit poll had a favorable view of only Jones (46 percent) than only Moore (38 percent), but as we learned last year, it’s sometimes the vote of the “I don’t like either” camp that makes the difference.

sadtrombone

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:30 (seven years ago)

my favorite Tom Waits album!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:32 (seven years ago)

you're innocent when you dream

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:39 (seven years ago)

A few thoughts heading into the night while we wait for some real returns

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 13, 2017



(Thread of caveats about these results for those of us watching the nyt dial)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:41 (seven years ago)

Also on 538:

Some very early, very tentative good news for Jones: He received 31 percent of the vote in one Cullman County precinct. This is important because Hillary Clinton failed to receive more than 15 percent of the vote in *any* Cullman County precinct in 2016, save for one majority-black precinct that’s heavily Democratic. Coupled together with other rural precincts, Jones is holding his own in at least a few deep-red places.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:44 (seven years ago)

4) There are a lot of different 'paths' to victory, given our limited knowledge of the electorate and close races in Alabama. One side could post seemingly disappointing results early, only to make-up for it by beating expectations elsewhere later

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 13, 2017

in the election forecasting biz, experts call this scenario "a comeback"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:48 (seven years ago)

Prediction markets — which showed Moore as roughly a 70/30 favorite heading into the evening — now show a dead heat, giving each candidate about a 50 percent chance of winning.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:49 (seven years ago)

I would 100% watch Karl malones election night broadcast

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

It's still so, so, so early. But there's stuff for Jones to like in just about all of the returns, including all of the counties with multiple precincts reporting in rural AL.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

Seems like this is going to be extreeeemmely close

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:53 (seven years ago)

in the election forecasting biz, experts call this scenario "a comeback"

commentator James Todd Smith cautions against this behaviour

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 01:56 (seven years ago)

gonna watch a little Berlin Alexanderplatz now cuz it could be a Weimar kinda night

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:05 (seven years ago)

I paused God's Own Country before more deep penetration of lamb anus for this shit.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:06 (seven years ago)

Feel like the GOPs voter suppression tactics are gonna pay off tonight

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:06 (seven years ago)

I'm still hopeful

Dan S, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:11 (seven years ago)

Is there a precinct map anywhere that shows which precincts have been counted?

DJI, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:12 (seven years ago)

Alfred, feature films in one sitting, please! That includes animal husbandry.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:15 (seven years ago)

As of 9:15pm EST 538 is leaning Moore (51/46) and NYT is leaning Jones (52/48).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:16 (seven years ago)

(fwiw: NYT was far more accurate in the 2016 presidential election than 538 was on election night).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:17 (seven years ago)

Folks, our model thinks that the GOP may have a big turnout problem.
The three, white, GOP counties have fallen far short of our turnout estimates--including two under 75% of our estimates.
That's what the big swing in our estimate is about.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:24 (seven years ago)

Folks, our model thinks that the GOP may have a big turnout problem.
The three, white, GOP counties have fallen far short of our turnout estimates--including two under 75% of our estimates.
That's what the big swing in our estimate is about.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:24 (seven years ago)

when are we allowed to be optimistic?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:38 (seven years ago)

When Jones is sworn in.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:39 (seven years ago)

Moore currently up by about 7%, but a large number of votes from Birmingham and Montgomery haven't come in yet.

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:41 (seven years ago)

ya... i'm already realizing my post way waaaay premature.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:41 (seven years ago)

Lee County goes Jones.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:45 (seven years ago)

so far so good....

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:48 (seven years ago)

Several counties flipping blue

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:49 (seven years ago)

gonna hatewatch some fox news tonight

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

NYT currently at 70% Jones......praying this is our Trump-esque upset

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

69% chance of jones victory according to NYT

...good

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:51 (seven years ago)

Roy Moore hometown, Gadsden AL, is a landslide for Jones. Still think the accusations are politically motivated? MSM lies? D.C. politics? he said/she said? These are the people who know him and have known him his entire life. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on!

— Ty Rogers (@TyRogers71) December 13, 2017

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:53 (seven years ago)

Moore's lead now under 3 points with 76% of precincts

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:54 (seven years ago)

50% Moore/48% Jones...this is getting interesting

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:55 (seven years ago)

NYT's Live Estimates thing is still triggering to me based on my nightmares of the moment it first swung to 51% Trump last Nov

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:55 (seven years ago)

NYT's Live Estimates thing is still triggering to me based on my nightmares of the moment it first swung to 51% Trump last Nov

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 6:55 PM (four seconds ago)

...while 538 was still 79% Clinton.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:55 (seven years ago)

Go, Mr. Jackpots! You can do it!

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:56 (seven years ago)

......praying this is our Trump-esque upset

We all remember President Scott Brown.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:57 (seven years ago)

Margin closing, according to Steve Kornacki

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:57 (seven years ago)

bleh swinging further back towards Moore on the NYT slider thingy

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:58 (seven years ago)

if NYT slider thingy is wrong I'm going to throw a pie at Nate Cohn

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 02:58 (seven years ago)

Dallas County with nothing in.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:02 (seven years ago)

lead down to 0.9!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:03 (seven years ago)

Idk if Jones’ margins hold in the counties that haven’t fully reported this is looking like a 1% victory for him

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:03 (seven years ago)

ditto Hale County

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:03 (seven years ago)

I don't know how y'all do this to yourselves.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:04 (seven years ago)

nyt reports jones leading now

new noise, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:04 (seven years ago)

It's very stressful!

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:04 (seven years ago)

Fetchboy - u read this thread much? ;)

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:05 (seven years ago)

Amazing we're at this point in fuckin Alabama

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:05 (seven years ago)

yes!

Dan S, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:06 (seven years ago)

Great, no matter what happens I'm not gonna sleep

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:06 (seven years ago)

Jones has by far more votes left to accumulate in liberal population centers.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:06 (seven years ago)

77% Jones odds now on tracker!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:06 (seven years ago)

We think about 182,000 votes remain to be counted. We think Mr. Jones leads in that vote by about 12.9 points.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:07 (seven years ago)

xpost to Neanderthal:
I do plenty but this feels more than anything like you're flirting with reliving the trauma of 11/16. I get the desperate need to cling to any semblance of sanity in america's shit electoral politics but watching real-time counts come in just feels masochistic. I respect you for looking into the abyss and hope for all our sakes that it doesn't look back.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:08 (seven years ago)

I'm weirded out by the fact that three counties haven't reported...anything

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:09 (seven years ago)

the real-time counts thing to me is like gorging on shitty pretzels in a bowl at a party. I know I shouldn't and yet, it's just right there and I keep refreshing

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:10 (seven years ago)

lol

Dan S, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:12 (seven years ago)

you fucking crackheads

― J0rdan S., Saturday, April 13, 2013 5:57 AM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crüt, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:14 (seven years ago)

TIED

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:14 (seven years ago)

I've been in such a shitty mood for weeks that a Jones win would help (me, selfishly) a lot. Because a Jones win suddenly a) makes it harder for the GOP to pass anything and b) makes it easier for the Dems to retake both House and Senate in 2018. More money, more momentum.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:16 (seven years ago)

this is the first time I've felt optimistic all night pic.twitter.com/4pAtUS9QfS

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:16 (seven years ago)

Jones keeps closing the lead.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:17 (seven years ago)

Dougie!

JoeStork, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:18 (seven years ago)

he's ahead

crüt, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:18 (seven years ago)

Seeing John King on CNN is giving me serious acid flashbacks, gonna watch college basketball instead

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:18 (seven years ago)

Auto recount if it's within .5, I think I saw.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:20 (seven years ago)

Not even half of Mobile County in.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:20 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/876839047037149185/Yg3PpVWg_400x400.jpg

the process believer (Clay), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:21 (seven years ago)

NYT just jumped to >95% "VERY LIKELY"!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:21 (seven years ago)

Roy Moore reportedly burned down a fake polling precinct with fake ballots to insinuate vote tampering but forgot to get out in time

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:21 (seven years ago)

It’s not going to be within 0.5. Jones has this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:22 (seven years ago)

If Jones wins, this - particularly this - plus VA, plus that aforementioned announcement that Dems will contest every race in TX, this is all heartening stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:23 (seven years ago)

fox news has a checkmark by Jones' name

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:23 (seven years ago)

meanwhile ingraham is going off on the plot to take down president trump

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:24 (seven years ago)

holy shit I can't believe this is happening

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:24 (seven years ago)

meanwhile ingraham is going off on the plot to take down president trump

She's not wrong.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:24 (seven years ago)

Moore is running out of places to get more votes while urban centers are still waiting to get counted. Damn

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:25 (seven years ago)

Oh shit time to turn on Fox news

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:25 (seven years ago)

AP SAYS JONES WIN

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:25 (seven years ago)

Dougie my mannnnn

treeship 2, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:26 (seven years ago)

they've been melting down for about 20 minutes

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:26 (seven years ago)

Fuck yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:26 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 13, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:26 (seven years ago)

good job usa

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:27 (seven years ago)

In Alabama!!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:27 (seven years ago)

hell yes

jmm, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:27 (seven years ago)

Dude in Georgia, I gave, like, $25. Jones, I donated more like $150. Y'all can thank me now.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:27 (seven years ago)

FOX News calls it for Jones.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

yeahhhh

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

I haven't been this happy about politics in a long time

Dan S, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

is it safe to me optimistic yet?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

hey cool something decent happened

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

FUCK YOU COWBOY!!!!!!!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

helloooo-o-o-o!

the process believer (Clay), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:29 (seven years ago)

Holy shit.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:29 (seven years ago)

I sort of wish Dougie could have beaten moore bc moore is crazy rather than bc he is a child molester. It’s hard to say what this portends for possible swings in the future.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:29 (seven years ago)

roll tide

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:29 (seven years ago)

thank fuck

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:30 (seven years ago)

f you steve bannon political genius

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:30 (seven years ago)

is Alabama gonna be ok without a gay-hating Islamophobe that disregards the law in office? or will the Adjustment Bureau have to step in

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:30 (seven years ago)

Wow blown away by this result tbph

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:30 (seven years ago)

CNN calls it for Jones.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:32 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZglqkCRNt8

crüt, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:32 (seven years ago)

love the cnn headline 'Roy Moore loses'.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:32 (seven years ago)

Can all the ppl who said stuff like "Moore is going to win anyway" plz take a break and rethink yr posting style

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:33 (seven years ago)

always good to take a break and rethink your posting style regardless

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:34 (seven years ago)

guys...

no schadenfreude

A fucking Democrat won in Alabama.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:35 (seven years ago)

throw some (d)'s on that bitch

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:36 (seven years ago)

Otm xp

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:36 (seven years ago)

Bad news guys

https://www.facebook.com/gatewaypundit/posts/10155764520160575

JoeStork, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:36 (seven years ago)

Rick Santorum looks shattered.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:38 (seven years ago)

USA! USA!

stet, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:39 (seven years ago)

Alfred otm

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:39 (seven years ago)

Whoa shit really??

.oO (silby), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:40 (seven years ago)

Sen. Doug Jones (D-AL) is still going to be my second-favorite Doug Jones tho

.oO (silby), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:40 (seven years ago)

.@NRSC Chairman @SenCoryGardner: “Tonight’s results are clear – the people of AL deemed Roy Moore unfit to serve in the U.S. Senate..I hope Senator-elect Doug Jones will do the right thing and truly represent AL by choosing to vote with the Senate Repub Majority.”

— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) December 13, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:41 (seven years ago)

My God.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) December 13, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:42 (seven years ago)

McConnell reportedly said that Luther Strange, the current Alabama Senator who lost to Moore in the Republican primary, will remain in the Senate through the end of the session.

of course - this means he won't be seated until 2018 right?

http://time.com/5059673/alabama-special-election-results-2017-doug-jones/

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:42 (seven years ago)

Cory Gardner is a red senator in a blue state, wtf is he on about

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:42 (seven years ago)

Here's one of the stories:

Amazing: turnout is at 72%-77% of '16 presidential race in heavily black counties, but just 55%-60% in rural white counties. Black voters punching above their weight tonight & giving Jones a chance. #ALSEN

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 13, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:42 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ5XCDYVwAAMSE4.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:44 (seven years ago)

That’s great news.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:44 (seven years ago)

Turn it up.

https://i.imgur.com/yhnHBaP.png

pplains, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:45 (seven years ago)

Alfred’s thing abt the turnout that is

treeship 2, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:45 (seven years ago)

i had to turn on FOX and the doocy kid is saying the moore folks will be pointing fingers at mitch mcconnell and it's squarely his fault

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:47 (seven years ago)

holy shit y'all

marcos, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:47 (seven years ago)

caek is that from an exit poll i guess? i saw something similar, but unsourced

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:47 (seven years ago)

fox is hilarious right now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:47 (seven years ago)

Pretty nuts, had Strange not been challenged he would have kept his seat. Bannon - political genius.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:48 (seven years ago)

laura ingraham's "source" says jones is a lame duck from day one and alabama loves the president

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:48 (seven years ago)

I'll take this lame duck, whose lame duck vote is the same value as the most tenured senator.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:49 (seven years ago)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:50 (seven years ago)

xp but...

McConnell reportedly said that Luther Strange, the current Alabama Senator who lost to Moore in the Republican primary, will remain in the Senate through the end of the session.

http://time.com/5059673/alabama-special-election-results-2017-doug-jones/

can someone confirm?

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:50 (seven years ago)

i.e. when does the "session" end?

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:51 (seven years ago)

they did it with the Supreme Court, they'll do it here too

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:51 (seven years ago)

Imagine being a member of the White House staff now.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:51 (seven years ago)

McConnell reportedly said that Luther Strange, the current Alabama Senator who lost to Moore in the Republican primary, will remain in the Senate through the end of the session.

http://time.com/5059673/alabama-special-election-results-2017-doug-jones/

this tells me McConnell saw raw data/exit polls and was already worried

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:51 (seven years ago)

lololol @ twitter trending "nick saban" b/c saban writeins might have swung the election

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:52 (seven years ago)

Laura Ingraham also believes Jesus doesn't like foreign made vehicles

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:52 (seven years ago)

anybody else get the Family Matters theme song stuck in their head when they saw that Mitch McConnell gif

crüt, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:54 (seven years ago)

karl malone i saw it on twitter so not sure, but it's consistent with https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/politics/alabama-exit-polls/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:56 (seven years ago)

The arrows = every county that has switched party since the presidential election last year. https://t.co/gFNHjjmHHX pic.twitter.com/A5dtBh5OMz

— Teddy Amenabar (@TeddyAmen) December 13, 2017

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:57 (seven years ago)

laura ingraham's "source" says jones is a lame duck from day one

The real question on Laura's mind is: how will this affect infrastructure week?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:58 (seven years ago)

lol at twitter people pointing out Moore's campaign said they won't concede. of course they won't, it's going to be an automatic recount, would be dumb to concede prior to that. isn't going to change the results, but is mandated by law.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:59 (seven years ago)

the fun part of this is that all the bannon-recruited primary challengers will be nearly as bad as moore and they will be running in states 1/2 as red

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 03:59 (seven years ago)

happy 25th wedding anniversary, Doug Jones!

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:00 (seven years ago)

wonder if betting markets are running odds on # of Trump tweets tomorrow a.m.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:01 (seven years ago)

https://www.nbcnews.com/card/steve-bannon-speak-moore-s-election-night-rally-n829026

stocked to hear from this fuckin loser

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:02 (seven years ago)

Dating back to the October primary runoff in which he backed Luther Strange over Moore, Trump has now supported the loser in three straight statewide contests in three consecutive months (the third being Ed Gillespie’s Virginia governor campaign in November).

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:03 (seven years ago)

karl malone: that grab is from CNN http://www.cnn.com/election/2017/results/alabama-senate#exit-polls

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:03 (seven years ago)

nice job HOOS

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:03 (seven years ago)

Glad to hear Jones mention the CHIP program.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:04 (seven years ago)

this is tight

flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:04 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJGM7htXr0 lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:04 (seven years ago)

doug jones is a really good candidate. i never heard him speak before.

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:05 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/R6KWmdX.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:06 (seven years ago)

what.....is this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:07 (seven years ago)

this young man that looks like and old man is seriously just singing sad hymns and reading the lyrics from his phone at the roy moore party

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

It's God-ordained victory, personified!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

BTW, Donald Trump backed two Republicans in Alabama in ONE ELECTION and they both lost. 2018 is going to be wild. Get ready for the GOP panic.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 13, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

Love the requests for Freebird on the youtube chat.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:10 (seven years ago)

I hope those people stay at the election night rally and keep singing for years until they are old and then they die.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:10 (seven years ago)

the guy who never watches tv weighs in

Congratulations to Doug Jones on a hard fought victory. The write-in votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win. The people of Alabama are great, and the Republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very short period of time. It never ends!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:11 (seven years ago)

https://twitter.com/NRO/lists/nr-tweets good fun as ever on nights such as these

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:12 (seven years ago)

He did not write that. xpost

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:12 (seven years ago)

lol he did not write that

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:12 (seven years ago)

That may be the most gracious and good-sporty I've ever heard him. Anyway, I hope he dies, too. He should fly down to Alabama and start singing.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:12 (seven years ago)

Come on, it says "real," of course he wrote that.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:13 (seven years ago)

thank you black voters of alabama

dear people at roy moore headquarters: absolutely none of you can sing

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:13 (seven years ago)

lol did the singing guy just tell the crowd "i highly encourage you to look at your smart phone to look at the lyrics"

crüt, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:13 (seven years ago)

Can the Dems get away with pulling a Trump and campaigning, even a little bit, on Moore's notoriety, even in defeat? Like "this is the type of person they ran, this is what they want for you?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:14 (seven years ago)

also it's not gracious and it's not true. write-ins were not a big factor. black women were a big factor.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

This sing-along is amazing.

jmm, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

Seriously everyone look in on the live Moore video caek posted above

It is incredible

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

Wow, they're still singing? Someone get them some rattlesnakes to handle, stat.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

they were playing teach me how to dougie at Jones HQ just before cspan2 cut the audio

the late great, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:16 (seven years ago)

Oh, never mind, they stopped singing.

That was so, so bizarre.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:16 (seven years ago)

Did the guy just say "thank you for hanging in there, such a great crowd, hardly any of you left?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:16 (seven years ago)

i captured about 7 minutes of it before they stopped. that was exhilarating

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:17 (seven years ago)

hey sorry catching up here but are there any gotchas with jones? he seems basically m.o.r. and not insane other than having a legitimate track record on civil rights. just trying to figure out how happy i should be about the guy who is actually taking the office.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:17 (seven years ago)

You felt the spirit!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:17 (seven years ago)

xpost

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:18 (seven years ago)

Jones seems like a good guy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:18 (seven years ago)

zach you got video?!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:18 (seven years ago)

Ok team time to fuckinnnnnng STALL

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:19 (seven years ago)

How many diet cokes did Trump consume while he gulped and waited for the defeat of his pedophile candidate?? #swishswish

— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) December 13, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:19 (seven years ago)

He's a decent fellow, he'll vote to block evil legislation. What mo(o)re do you need?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:19 (seven years ago)

Cake for everyone?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:20 (seven years ago)

Perfect end to 2017
Aug 15: Roy Moore leads in GOP AL Sen primary.
Sep 26: Moore wins runoff.
Dec 12: Dems win seat.https://t.co/I1wbyp9Wc8

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 11, 2017

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:21 (seven years ago)


zach you got video?!

oh yeah, of course! about 7 minutes worth. converting now.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:23 (seven years ago)

did you guys see tomorrows editorial from USA TODAY

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ5iatuUEAA0BkS.jpg

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:24 (seven years ago)

He's a decent fellow, he'll vote to block evil legislation. What mo(o)re do you need?

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 11:19 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is pretty much all i wanted to confirm!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:24 (seven years ago)

shockingly fire editorials from usa today since before the '16 election

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:26 (seven years ago)

Thoughts and prayers to the Republican party tonight.#DougJones #Alabama #Karaoke pic.twitter.com/LWUsktajp4

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) December 13, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:27 (seven years ago)

sorry to tweet myself but that's the video. twitter only allowed 2:20 worth :(

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:27 (seven years ago)

it's beautiful

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:28 (seven years ago)

also these two geniuses committing criminal conspiracy would be nice

uh oh spaghettio pic.twitter.com/ozs2Jzj8uz

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:28 (seven years ago)

love to take notes on a criminal conspiracy

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:29 (seven years ago)

Is the Moore campaign not accepting the results?

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:31 (seven years ago)

lol it's in God's hands

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:32 (seven years ago)

yeah, he's not conceding.

"it's not over. it's going to take some time. thank you."

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:34 (seven years ago)

he seems to have some bad information about how close it is. it's not that close.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:35 (seven years ago)

As someone else put it, Moore liked his chances better when the night was still young.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:35 (seven years ago)

there you go.

The last precincts just came in, per AP. Jones won by 1.6%. https://t.co/UqoGJ6H6pt pic.twitter.com/tjDEjpDyyI

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:37 (seven years ago)

They can contest it when it is within .5% but it's not within that (shrug)

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:38 (seven years ago)

they can contest it whenever they like, but it's an automatic recount within 0.5%. i can't see them getting anywhere with contesting this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:39 (seven years ago)

Yes true, thanks for clarifying that.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:40 (seven years ago)

maybe if everyone in the alabaman political establishment didn't hate moore he might have a shot. but:

“The people of Alabama have spoken tonight. They’ve made their voice heard loud and clear.” — Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill to @CNN

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:42 (seven years ago)

"if mcconnell agrees" seems like a big if

NOW:

Dems will almost certainly call for final tax vote to be delayed until Jones is seated.

If McConnell agrees -- as Dems did in 2010 when they waited for Scott Brown to be seated ahead of Obamacare vote -- tax vote could come down to Susan Collins.

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) December 13, 2017

(apologies if y'all talked about this, thread moving fast)

marcos, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:46 (seven years ago)

no chance in hell

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:47 (seven years ago)

I skimmed to see if this was posted... sorry if I missed it.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/12/12/trump-lows-ever-hit-rock-bottom-editorials-debates/945947001/

With his latest tweet, clearly implying that a United States senator would trade sexual favors for campaign cash, President Trump has shown he is not fit for office," reads the editorial. "Rock bottom is no impediment for a president who can always find room for a new low.

A president who would all but call Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W. Bush," reads the piece."This isn't about the policy differences we have with all presidents or our disappointment in some of their decisions. Obama and Bush both failed in many ways. They broke promises and told untruths, but the basic decency of each man was never in doubt.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:49 (seven years ago)

The healthcare fight in July went 3 rounds before they lost. I'd be remiss if we only went twice for taxes.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:51 (seven years ago)

Oops sorry if that's confusing I grabbed that quote from an article about the editorial.

xp

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:52 (seven years ago)

looking forward to weeks of "no, why are YOU calling Gillibrand a whore?"

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:53 (seven years ago)

they're not going to wait for jones, but perhaps this will destabilize carefully poised negotations by strengthening the likes of collins's positions suddenly.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 04:57 (seven years ago)

I'm very happy about this, but the weather outside right now is windier than the interior of Ted Crockett's skull, so I can't properly enjoy my victory cigarette, so I am also mad

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:02 (seven years ago)

so hey this is pretty cool

granted in a just world moore would have been destroyed in a landslide

otoh this is the seat that jeff sessions won 59-40, 63-37, and finally 97-3 in 2014 when there was no democratic challenger. so uh I'll take what i can get. also grateful there is some kind of tiny balancing of the cosmic scales versus the complete fucking nightmare of jeff sessions being made attorney general. your classic safe seat situation, oh wait. good luck gop.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:04 (seven years ago)

Grab 'em by the pussy won this state by 25 points, this is definitely a big deal

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:07 (seven years ago)

the weather here is perfect

If McConnell agrees
If McConnell agrees
If McConnell agrees
If McConnell agrees

gbx, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:07 (seven years ago)

Jones finishes at 93.5% of Hillary Clinton's raw vote total.
Moore at 49.8% of Trump's.

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) December 13, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:11 (seven years ago)

Turns out there is a point in political space at which certain Alabamians, who have been OK with being part of a punchline as long as they could personally stay arms' length from the setup, are no longer OK with the joke. At this point they will line up for hours to do their part to never hear the setup again, and make the punchline unemployed.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:17 (seven years ago)

thank god

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:18 (seven years ago)

That doesn't make any sense but y'know

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:18 (seven years ago)

(or the will of the people, you know, whichever)

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:18 (seven years ago)

granted in a just world moore would have been destroyed in a landslide

yeah yeah my usual beef with these absolutist sentiments about utopian ideals of shit

It is a MORE JUST world tonight because black people in ALA FUCKING BAMA beat all the stupid, myopic voter suppression mechanisms designed (by idiots) to defeat them, and came to vote, stood in line, were counted, and sent a lying retrograde piece of shit home, and thus, fucked over the party that hates them. The world is more just than it was yesterday. This is the most just world we have.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:26 (seven years ago)

did you read the paragraph i wrote after expressing that sentiment though?

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:30 (seven years ago)

xpost tombot
Dem party owes those voters. And it makes me cry/sick because black voters put in the work when they're least likely to see a benefit.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:31 (seven years ago)

This election has always been about the people of Alabama. Doug Jones now answers to Alabamians, who overwhelmingly support President Trump’s conservative agenda, not Schumer & Democrat party bosses who prioritize obstruction over tax cuts & economic revival for Americans.

— Ronna McDaniel (@GOPChairwoman) December 13, 2017

lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:36 (seven years ago)

She shoulda just snuck Romney back into her handle for the hell of it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:36 (seven years ago)

Even a landslide wouldn't make for a just world. In a just world Roy Moore was tarred and feathered and exiled to a small sandbar in the Gulf 20 years ago.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:37 (seven years ago)

Alabama to Roy Moore: Don't Stand So Close to Me

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:41 (seven years ago)

here comes the circular firing squad

Bannon's political adviser Andy Surabian texts: "Mitch McConnell and his establishment allies got the Democrat that they wanted in Alabama, and are now threatening and openly defying President Trump's agenda"

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) December 13, 2017

maura, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:50 (seven years ago)

lolololol oh my god how beautiful will all of these people destroying each other be

maura, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:50 (seven years ago)

steve bannon's bad day

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:51 (seven years ago)

why trump's terrible approval rating is a big deal (even if it doesn't fall any further)

Trump approval rating among Alabama voters: 48%

GOP Senate candidate's share of the vote: 48%

— Will Jordan (@williamjordann) December 13, 2017


As seen in VA and NJ, a number to be looking at when thinking about 2018:

Disapproval of Trump is proving to be VERY highly correlated with supporting the Democrat down ballot (93% in case). pic.twitter.com/zkzZycX5NX

— Will Jordan (@williamjordann) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:53 (seven years ago)

5000 people registered inside 22 jails & 10 prisons in AL in the last 2 weeks thanks to @PastorGlasgow & TOPS! Alabama is historic battlefield for voting rights & Black power #LowndesCounty #originalBlackPanther @eji_org @snccdigital @SpiritHouse_inc https://t.co/15ZAI8JN1O

— Project South (@ProjectSouth) December 12, 2017

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:53 (seven years ago)

Dr Casino, yes I did, but your following para had math in it and have you seen what time it is? right brain and lizard brain doing most of the steering atm

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 05:55 (seven years ago)

haha well can't argue there

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:01 (seven years ago)

Dem party owes those voters. And it makes me cry/sick because black voters put in the work when they're least likely to see a benefit.

I absolutely concur that the Democratic party needs to pay more attention to the needs of its base. But there is still a marginal benefit to those black voters because the GOP is actively seeking to elect people who would take away their franchise.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:03 (seven years ago)

Sobering statistic: 63% of white women voted for the child molester

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:09 (seven years ago)

Barely Human in a squeaker!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:20 (seven years ago)

re the timetable for seating jones

http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/alabama-senate-election-results/?lpup=24429093#livepress-update-24429093

The Alabama Secretary of State’s office has said that the certification process of the electoral results likely will not be completed until at least Dec. 26, meaning that Jones would not be seated as a senator until that date or later, depending on when the Senate is in session. So for the upcoming government funding bill (current funding expires on Dec. 22), incumbent Republican Sen. Luther Strange is likely to be voting. Similarly, Republicans were already planning to try to push their tax bill through before Christmas. (Different versions passed in the House and Senate and those must be reconciled.) So congressional Republicans will be even more determined to finish the tax legislation quickly, before Jones comes to Capitol Hill.

That said, let’s say Republicans can’t move that quickly. Jones still can’t kill the bill himself. The senator-elect has suggested he would join the 48 Democrats and Tennessee Republican Bob Corker in opposing the legislation. But Republicans would still have 50 members who back it, with Vice President Mike Pence to break the tie.

Here’s the problem for Republicans. Once Jones arrives in the Senate, they have no margin for error. Any single Republican senator can tank the bill. So that gives members leverage. In particular, watch for Maine Sen. Susan Collins, who wants two pieces of legislation to help improve Obamacare to be adopted in exchange for her tax reform vote, since the tax provision includes a repeal of the individual mandate in Obamacare. If Republicans must have Collins’ vote to pass tax reform, she could have huge sway in moving the bill to her preferences.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:34 (seven years ago)

Luther Strange would have won in a landslide... Just too much crazy in nerve racking times. There IS a limit! pic.twitter.com/vketz7G1OR

— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) December 13, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:53 (seven years ago)

This was brilliant news to wake to.

kim jong deal (suzy), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 06:56 (seven years ago)

Sobering statistic: 63% of white women voted for the child molester

― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (fifty-six minutes ago)

In spite of Moore's calls for repealing the 19th amendment.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 07:22 (seven years ago)

watch out folks pic.twitter.com/75vDnQ0tJP

— Shaunta Claus (@shaun_jen) December 13, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 07:23 (seven years ago)

Senior Trump person reminded me earlier that this whole affair started with Sessions getting AG. "Now Trump hates him and a Democrat is in the Senate." https://t.co/0EMyZ8Vg0v

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) December 13, 2017

i gotta remember this for next time i wanna teach my students about 'unforeseen consequences'

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 07:32 (seven years ago)

Fun from Fox:

i’m crying laughing pic.twitter.com/efIip7hqzP

— donate to my indiegogo please (@rachelmillman) December 13, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 08:04 (seven years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/13/opinion/alabama-moore-trumpism.html

But who are we kidding? The Obama White House considered a course correction because for all its flaws it was a rational and functional place, capable of doing cost-benefit analyses and changing strategies as the political situation altered. And team Obama decided to stay the course for what were debatable but also rational reasons — the theory that a sweeping health care bill would be simply worth the political pain and midterm election losses required to get it passed.

No such rationality exists in the Trump White House, no such cost-benefit analyses are conducted, no such vision for what the president wants as his legacy exists. You can’t change course without a map; you can’t change your plan when you don’t have one to begin with. Maybe we’ll get a new and “presidential” Trump for a few days or even a couple of weeks after this debacle; maybe there will be talk of reaching out beyond the Hannity demographic and trying to act like the president of all Americans for a while. But none of it should be taken seriously. Trump can control himself for a short time here and there, but tomorrow is always another day. And Twitter is always waiting — filled with liberals asking for a triggering, all the haters and losers waiting to get owned.

j., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 08:09 (seven years ago)

Congrats, fine people

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 08:37 (seven years ago)

http://www.childhoodremastered.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/72210-2.jpg

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:34 (seven years ago)

good luck usa

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:36 (seven years ago)

:)

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 10:40 (seven years ago)

thread

Today I voted to defeat Roy Moore because he's horrible, not because I felt encouraged by Doug Jones. I still think Jones' campaign was a mess that disrespected the Black community. I know other Black Alabamians felt the same too, but we did what was needed.

— William C. (@williamcson) December 13, 2017

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:02 (seven years ago)

Read that before. Sorry, but that thread is so stupid. I think it would be an even bigger insult to the intelligence of black Alabamians to say they don't realize Jones had to appeal to racist whites, at least a little, in order to win.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:24 (seven years ago)

here we go

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:27 (seven years ago)

Simon, with the usual reverse Panglossianism.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:28 (seven years ago)

I'm going to ponder carefully whose word to weigh more here

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:34 (seven years ago)

Since November 2016 many of us have counted those citizens who voted for Trump as an anti-Clinton gesture as Donald Trump voters, so excuse me if this person of color is gonna take bullshit condescension on a message board about what the Alabama black vote Really Means (this is aimed at you, not William C).

Savor the victory, continue the outreach, and onward to 2018.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:34 (seven years ago)

I saw clips of black voters impressed and excited by Jones being in Selma for two weeks straight and have read clips by men as smart as William C warning Dems that it ain't enough. Maybe the black vote isn't a monolith after all. Either way, they turned out.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:36 (seven years ago)

Doug Jones had to make the most insane triangulation in order to both ensure record black turnout while never motivating more white turnout. In Alabama. I think most black voters realize that fact. What little I've seen suggests that the Jones campaign turned responsibility over to NAACP and black grassroots organizations, which seems absolutely like a smart thing to do. Hopefully, they got some promises in return, and we'll see how that plays out. Though since the term ends when Trumps term ends, what is even there for Jones to ever do for anyone anyway? Which, again, I assume most voters are smart enough to figure out.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:36 (seven years ago)

...continue the outreach, and onward to 2018.

Certainly.

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:43 (seven years ago)

Hahaha

The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:44 (seven years ago)

the one i feel sorry for is the horse he rode in on

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:44 (seven years ago)

Here's something we can all enjoy: crying chuds

i come from /pol/ bearing gifts of salt pic.twitter.com/6slVSvCufc

— steven (@CaptainSnoop) December 13, 2017

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (seven years ago)

what is even there for Jones to ever do for anyone anyway?

lol i guess Fred loved H Rodham's "Now I'm not gonna promise anything, we had enuffa that!" (srly dude, eat a sock o' manure)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:54 (seven years ago)

I did appreciate the honesty as there was a GOP congress, yes. I like honesty.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:57 (seven years ago)

If you can't smell voter fraud in #AlabamaSenateElection then you weren't paying attention.

One man I follow has already hinted he has some inside information but I knew the split second it was announced, that they cheated. That is all the Dems EVER do. Satanists have no morals

— Michele 🇨🇦 Tittler (@MicheleATittler) December 13, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:35 (seven years ago)

Why even post that here?

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:37 (seven years ago)

Because I am petty.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:38 (seven years ago)

Blue checkmark!

Oh Really? You endorsed him you tool! Pathetic loser.

— Anderson Cooper (@andersoncooper) December 13, 2017

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:06 (seven years ago)

as an evangelical satanist i resent being compared to democrats

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:06 (seven years ago)

To be fair I have not yet seen the Satanist vote broken out.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:07 (seven years ago)

just woke up to find out someone gained access to my twitter account. i have not sent a tweet in days or replied to any tweets. We are looking into how this happened.

— Anderson Cooper (@andersoncooper) December 13, 2017

and yet... it's still up

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

i don't see it...what was it?

akm, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:13 (seven years ago)

the tweet voodoo chilli posted ten minutes ago

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:17 (seven years ago)

aww it's gone now

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:17 (seven years ago)

Turn off images and it still displays itt:

Oh Really? You endorsed him you tool! Pathetic loser.
— Anderson Cooper (@andersoncooper) December 13, 2017

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:20 (seven years ago)

Someone tweeting from Anderson Cooper's account called Trump a pathetic loser

Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:21 (seven years ago)

The inconsistent Capitalization seems like a Clue...sad!

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:22 (seven years ago)

lol

Roy Moore's Defeat Shows That The American People Will Occasionally Do The Right Thing By A Tiny Margin In The Face Of Obvious Pedophilia pic.twitter.com/OzZqp50jtQ

— Anita Hawkins (@SenAnitaHawkins) December 13, 2017

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:23 (seven years ago)

Not to get all starry-eyed (particularly after hitting peak cynicism over the past week and assuming that future President Moore was going to coast to a landslide victory), but I have to wonder if the Congressional GOP might take a look at this result and sheepishly start knocking on Mueller's door and asking how they can help. The hat trick: Trump gets the boot, GOP gets trounced in 2018, and the party as a whole is tainted with the stink of Donald for as long as I live.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:29 (seven years ago)

as tribal as the GOP tends to be I'm sure Trump endorsing two losers in the AL Senate race is going to rattle a few cages

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:30 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/uhIOAl5Afc

— Charlotte Brontësaurus (@dubsteppenwolf) December 13, 2017

lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:31 (seven years ago)

The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017



penetrating analysis from a man whose next tweet is a denunciation of the "Mainstream Meadia" (sic)

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:33 (seven years ago)

hahahah Trump is getting ratio'd right now

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:47 (seven years ago)

tbf most of his respondents and retweeters are typically bots

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:59 (seven years ago)

Not to get all starry-eyed (particularly after hitting peak cynicism over the past week and assuming that future President Moore was going to coast to a landslide victory), but I have to wonder if the Congressional GOP might take a look at this result and sheepishly start knocking on Mueller's door and asking how they can help. The hat trick: Trump gets the boot, GOP gets trounced in 2018, and the party as a whole is tainted with the stink of Donald for as long as I live.

― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch),

It's starry-eyed.

The release Tuesday night of F.B.I. officials’ text messages describing the possibility of a victory by Donald J. Trump as “terrifying” and saying that Hillary Clinton “just has to win” is certain to fuel a Republican campaign to attack the impartiality of the Justice Department and its special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III — and possibly hamper him with an investigation of the special counsel’s office.

Accusations of bias, primed by the newly released texts from an F.B.I. agent, Peter Strzok, and an F.B.I. lawyer, Lisa Page, are likely to take center stage on Wednesday when Rod J. Rosenstein, the deputy attorney general who appointed Mr. Mueller as special counsel, testifies before the House Judiciary Committee. Republicans say they will press Mr. Rosenstein to appoint a second special counsel to investigate political partisanship in the department and to scrutinize Mr. Trump’s former presidential rival, Mrs. Clinton.

The campaign against the Justice Department, at the very least, provides a rallying cry for the president’s supporters to counter the drumbeat of news about Russian interference in the election and the possible collusion of the Trump campaign.

“Each and every day we are finding more and more instances of intractable bias that is infecting this investigation,” said Representative Matt Gaetz, a first-term Florida Republican who has emerged as one of Mr. Trump’s most vocal defenders on Capitol Hill.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:01 (seven years ago)

getting ratio'd is actually good for algorithm placement

which is kind of the problem of this entire cultural moment in a nutshell tbh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

so the FBI can't criticize the President but the President can shit all over them on Twitter, got it

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:04 (seven years ago)

Here we go:

.@RepPeteKing just came off the top rope on Steve Bannon: "This guy does not belong on the national stage. He looks like some disheveled drunk that wandered on to the national stage." (@NewDay) pic.twitter.com/UOJULjeCFX

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) December 13, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:10 (seven years ago)

oh for this affair to end with both Trump and the FBI destroyed xxps

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:10 (seven years ago)

yesss the Steve Bannon dogpile is on

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:13 (seven years ago)

why even pray anymore for trump's removal? crush him and his party at the polls. at this point i'd be disappointed if he were primaried, let alone impeached or 25thed. let them stand with this monster. they won't attack everyone who's not a white male plute any less viciously when he goes. and as pressures build i don't trust them any more than trump on the nuclear-war front.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:14 (seven years ago)

best case scenario here is a blue wave in 2018 and Trump spending the last two years of his presidency fighting impeachment proceedings, then dying of a massive coronary while tweeting on the toilet

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:18 (seven years ago)

there are better scenarios but i hear you

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:21 (seven years ago)

i want him voted out. but then, sure

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:21 (seven years ago)

None of the arguments for allowing Trump to occupy the WH for one more second hold water with me anymore. The perpetuation of his presidency is a net negative that outweighs any arguments against impeachment imho. Like, I'll take an un-nuked Korea over the damage Trump will do to the GOP brand over the next three years.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:26 (seven years ago)

i get that but imo trump's personal psychopathy is only one of many currents drawing u.s. foreign policy toward something absolutely unspeakable in korea and the scariest thing about it is that it overlaps with all the others. i don't feel safe with republicans in charge of the nukes. (i could draw it even more broadly than that, if i wanted to argue a lot more.)

but yes he's not going anywhere anyhow with a gop legislature. gonna change that obv.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:34 (seven years ago)

Yeah, all else aside, I'm trying to remain realistic and brace myself for another 3-7 (or perhaps even more!) years of Trump & Co. At any rate, I won't ever again make the mistake of assuming the worst is behind us.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:42 (seven years ago)

Anyway, he’s thrown Moore fully under the horse.

If last night’s election proved anything, it proved that we need to put up GREAT Republican candidates to increase the razor thin margins in both the House and Senate.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

What will happen to Omarosa tonight? One of our all time great episodes!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 31, 2013

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:54 (seven years ago)

Anyone who still believes that Trump has any convictions or loyalty to anyone should be declared clinically brain dead at this point.

'Taco salad is the Best food! MAGA'
(poops)
'Liddle' Taco salad can't even remain in my body indefinitely after I've eaten it. Pathetic. Sad!'

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

did not need that image

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:04 (seven years ago)

old lunch in posting about old lunch shocker

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

We will look back on this Trump era the way we look at this picture of former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert:

https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp-content/uploads/sites/21/2017/12/Dennis_Hastert_11155-a9951-1024x720.jpg&w=1484

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

what was Omarosa's job in the WH ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

Being a black Trump supporter, afaict.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

Also, beefing with April Ryan, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

I heard there was drama and she was escorted out of the building and off campus

— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) December 13, 2017

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

Omarosa: Deputy Assistant Chief in Charge of Beefing with April Ryan.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

I refuse to believe there was drama involving Omarosa, of all people.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

Ha, her apparently self-awarded title was no less ridiculous than my made up title:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ7z2VZUMAA_JbW.jpg:large

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

Interesting view from the ground in Alabama

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-doug-jones-pulled-off-a-shock-win-over-roy-moore-in-deep-red-alabama

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:25 (seven years ago)

i'm looking forward to just how many theories trump can advance explaining moore's loss without mentioning the accusations. especially if, as he starts running low, he starts railing against roy's reactionary record, to the leaked dismay of white house staff. "Dumb Roy blew it with his Ten Commandments, voters hate it! Trump and Big Luther repubs would never have done, but Dems media wanted loser. Shame!" "Disaster Doug is soft on crime, all because Clown Roy hates abortion-a dumb issue no one even cares about! Media didn't tell truth!!!"

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:26 (seven years ago)

“The privilege and honor to vote for a decent person in a time of great corruption has brought me a lot of joy. And to be here in Selma where the right to vote was hard-earned, I’m standing on the shoulders of people who gave me this right,” Karen, 62, told The Daily Beast as she was walking the streets.

fuckin goosebumps

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:31 (seven years ago)

good breakdown of what AL voters did differently in 2018 compared to 2016:

1.Just spoke with a source in the Mobile (AL) County NAACP. Here are some things that are happening today on the ground in Alabama that did not happen in the 2016 election. Thread:

— Al Giordano (@AlGiordano) December 12, 2017

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

also urgent and key:

https://twitter.com/RoyMooresHorse

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

i must say i do not take al as especially credible on anything related to elections

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

that's fair, I don't know him, but I was impressed at all the things activists/voters did differently as per the list there

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:37 (seven years ago)

he has a habit of claiming wild nonsense about the left wing of the party and citing "anonymous sources," then turning out to be wrong

good thread though if it's not a fever dream!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:38 (seven years ago)

Dear @realDonaldTrump: I would be super honored if you endorse my congressional opponent. https://t.co/PpM5f1hLF4

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) December 13, 2017

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:41 (seven years ago)

hahaha

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:42 (seven years ago)

IM LEARING TO TROLL

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:43 (seven years ago)

GOP shouldn't assume Moore as an outlier.

Both Republicans and Democrats will have to deal with other candidates — perhaps dozens of them — who are credibly accused of sexual harassment or sexual assault. Polls suggest that voters care quite a lot about this misconduct — Al Franken’s approval ratings tanked in Minnesota after several allegations of groping and unwanted kissing, for example. Again, there’s risk here to both parties, but because Republicans occupy most of the swing seats in the House6 — and because a higher percentage of Republican members of Congress are men — they have somewhat more liability.

In all but a handful of the 239 Republican-held House seats, 26 Republican-held governorships and eight Republican-held Senate seats that are up for election next November, these factors will not line up for Democrats in quite as fortuitous a way as they did in Alabama. That’s a good thing for the GOP, because if Democrats won every House seat as red as Alabama, they’d gain something in the order of 160 House seats from Republicans next November.

But Democrats need 25 House seats, not 160, to take over the House next year. And they need two Senate seats — not eight — to win that chamber. (Jones’s win has substantially upped the odds of a Senate takeover; Democrats face an awful map but now have a clearer path to victory than they did 24 hours ago.) In the 2010 midterms, Republicans didn’t win a single House seat as blue as Massachusetts.7 They nonetheless picked up 63 seats and delivered a crippling blow to Obama’s agenda. Not every race is going to go as badly for Republicans as this Alabama Senate election — but if enough go half as badly, or even a third as badly, they’re still in for a rough time next year.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

It's just now occurring to me that the turn of events in AL is yet another instance of Trump's oft-observed tendency to create his own problems (and, by extension, problems for the GOP-at-large). Like on several different levels! He appointed Sessions, he endorsed Strange, he endorsed Moore, he opened the door for a Democrat to win a Senate seat in freaking Alabama. This is not to undermine the work and the votes of the people who took advantage of the situation that presented itself, but this whole mess could've gone in any number of different and less desirable directions without President Bumblefuck's interference.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

Like, in a world where Trump hadn't been directly involved in the process, there's no way a Democrat would have an AL Senate seat right now. I think that's pretty much just a fact.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

mike allen observes: "The Trump Republican Party, which includes virtually all elected GOP officials and all party leaders, is stuck in an old, white, Christian, male box. If that box can't hold Alabama, it can't be expected to hold anything."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

But like, Roy Moore didn’t lose because of his views. Republican turnout was suppressed because he is a sexual predator.

treeship 2, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:01 (seven years ago)

That's not the only reason. Elections don't turn on one reason. Don't discount (a) black turnout (b) Roy Moore's muddled history in statewide elections.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

(c) can't ride a horse

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

Even before the sex stuff came out, Moore was seen as a more beatable candidate than Strange. All the additional scandal didn't hurt though.

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

(d) the washington post

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2017/12/12/16770678/roy-moore-loses-steve-bannon?__twitter_impression=true

the "this is his epitaph" stuff strikes me as wishful thinking from the GOP establishment.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:06 (seven years ago)

Rod Rosentstein seems like a stand up guy from what i see this morning imo .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:06 (seven years ago)

A review of the texts between senior FBI agent Peter Strzok and senior FBI lawyer Lisa Page were sent to lawmakers Tuesday night. The texts are the subject of an ethics investigation by the Justice Department’s inspector general, and they show the senior officials repeatedly offering harsh opinions about political figures. Among many other comments, the two called Trump “an idiot.”

i'd love to see "well, sure, but tillerson called him a fucking moron" brought out in their defense

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

But like, Roy Moore didn’t lose because of his views. Republican turnout was suppressed because he is a sexual predator.

― treeship 2, Wednesday, December 13, 2017 10:01 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jones didn't exactly win in a landslide. There were still plenty of GOP douchebags willing to pull that lever for Moore. Another useful metric this election provides/refines is the number of knuckle-draggers who will vote for any walking garbage pile with an 'R' next to its name.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:09 (seven years ago)

carne asada otm

GOP is focused on 'who told?' and shows zero interest in 'what happened?' hang in there r-rod!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

Moore wants a recount. Humiliation so nice, he wants it twice!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

That's not the only reason. Elections don't turn on one reason. Don't discount (a) black turnout (b) Roy Moore's muddled history in statewide elections.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, December 13, 2017 11:02 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, he definitely would have won were it not for the child predator stuff, let’s be perfectly honest

still, a win is a win! and hopefully this is the start of what turns out to be a reliable coalition of anti-trump voters, led by black voters. i just hope we can do something meaningful about voting laws

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

Let me be clear: We won in Alabama and Virginia because #BlackWomen led us to victory. Black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party, and we can’t take that for granted. Period.

— Tom Perez (@TomPerez) December 13, 2017

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

Moore still hoping La La Land can regain edge over Moonlight

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

Would be cool if action followed words

Frederik B, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

GOP house judiciary committee is pulling a classic W / cheney / rove -- they stank up the bathroom and are blaming the people who first noticed it -- quelle surprise

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

xpost that's what Def Leppard preached

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

xpost think the problem was three people trying to use the same stall at the same time

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

Post from Corey Robin on FB:

After every defeat of the right, I see the same thing: a relentless focus on the people who still support the right. People, in an electoral democracy, the way you defeat your opponents is not by putting them in jail. It's not by putting them in the public square, forcing them to undergo rituals of self-denunciation. It's not by Christian suasion, where they come to believe the error of their ways. It's by demoralization, by making them feel that they are isolated and their cause is a loser. It's by depressing the hell out of them, depriving them of confidence, optimism, and enthusiasm. It's by making them stay home. This is what happened in Virginia, where those voters were given as Trumpist a candidate as they could want, and it happened in Alabama. I know it's not as satisfying as having everyone last one of them come on television and wailing and moaning "we were wrong, we were wrong." Personally, I'm fine if they just stay home.

Always-necessary qualifier: this does not mean the Democrats are in good shape; it does not mean neoliberalism is undone (that article about poverty in Alabama remains as true today as it was two days ago); it does not mean Trump can't still do things by regulatory measures; it does not mean that the tax cut won't do a lot of damage; it does not mean that this country is not still a social disaster in many ways. It does mean that the right is losing power—and credibility. And the credibility of power, which is the worst thing to lose of all.

Long story short: we don't need every last member of the American right to apologize and admit they were wrong; we need them to lose. https://t.co/gxO6MhXRRe

— corey robin (@CoreyRobin) December 13, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

jim jordan (r-OH) needs to return to his high school wrestling coach job

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

Jordan obv:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLahfW9V4AAxD6F.jpg

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

there's zero interest in contacts between the trump campaign and the russians, even after two guilty pleas, and indictment of the campaign chair and his deputy. have republicans ever operated in good faith?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

Maybe sometime prior to 1964.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:05 (seven years ago)

florida is in the house! district 22! preach it ted deutch \m/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:16 (seven years ago)

It's by demoralization, by making them feel that they are isolated and their cause is a loser... I know it's not as satisfying as having everyone last one of them come on television and wailing and moaning "we were wrong, we were wrong."

Yup. We aren't going to convince diehard tribal R voters to suddenly staple rainbow flags to themselves and link arms with Black Lives Matter. It's okay if they just start to understand they're not top dogs anymore, that they should be nervous about speaking their views in public, and that they should be at least a little embarrassed.

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

Rubio: "20.94% Corp. rate to pay for tax cut for working family making $40k was anti-growth but 21% to cut tax for couples making $1 million is fine?"

Lol bro this is yr party to a T

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

ah yes the Sane Republican kata

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:53 (seven years ago)

of course none of that poindexter shit actually Rubio won't dutifully vote for the piece of shit legislation

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

true but still kind of amazing. having republicans point out the hollowness of republican tax talking points is surely a good thing. even though it probably just means he's jockeying for the "sane one" kasich lane should circumstances reach the point where primarying trump looks like a good career move.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

May the lot of them get stuck in a bottleneck as they race to that lane.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

It's increasingly likely that Republicans will imperil a dozen House seats by failing to run credible state-wide candidates in CA and NY. Potentially one of the biggest fuck-ups by either party in the last decade.

— sean. 🎅🏽 (@SeanMcElwee) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:01 (seven years ago)

Primarying Trump is a non-starter; the base is Trumpian. It regards any antiTrumpian Republicans as cuckstablishment pansies ripe for the guillotine.

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

Good framing by O’Neal here:

https://www.avclub.com/the-white-house-apprentice-fires-another-contestant-1821255148

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

xpost TBF, their assessment isn't entirely inaccurate, in the end.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

idgi - house seats are not state-wide races. or are they making some weirder point?

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:21 (seven years ago)

straight ticket voting and enthusiasm i assume

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

and the shit-halo effect of running cranks/lunatics:

Pundits often mock Democrats in disarray, but the California GOP is about to get wiped off the face of the earth and they're arguing about whether to censure each other for believing in climate change (seriously).

— sean. 🎅🏽 (@SeanMcElwee) December 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

oh duh of course. yes, i buy this. thanks.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)

reminds me of the roman senators censuring each other for believing in the ostrogoths

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

You Might Be an Ostrogoth If....

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:38 (seven years ago)

xp wait, really?

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

no, they didn't, sorry. or at least, not that i know of. sorry, i know saying things that are on the edge of believability like that is not a good thing!
here's a fun fact:

If yesterday's Alabama Senate race had been a House election, the Republicans, who got *fewer* votes, would have won 6 out of 7 seats, and the Democrats, who *won* the vote statewide, only 1 out of 7. That's how gerrymandered Alabama is. pic.twitter.com/asGex1KAIC

— Leonardo Carella (@leonardocarella) December 13, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

ok that makes me want to jump out a window

.oO (silby), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

speaking of, a potentially forthcoming Supreme Court decision offers a path through the mire that's kept them from ruling on gerrymandering in the past:

It's called the efficiency gap and it measures wasted votes, or votes cast that do not contribute to victory. (The more of these a party has to swallow, the less likely it is to win.) People reading the tea leaves during Gill oral arguments seemed to think that Kennedy was sympathetic to the Wisconsin challengers.

So far there has been no word on the outcome from the court, which issues decisions in its hardest cases as late as the end of June. There was, however, a tantalizing development late last week when the court agreed to hear a gerrymandering case out of Maryland this term. Benisek vs. Lamone involves a single congressional district drawn by Democrats to make it harder for Republicans to elect a member of Congress.

Setting a case like this for full argument is unusual. Ordinarily, when a second case presents an issue similar to one the court is already considering, the justices hold the second until the first has been decided, and then send it back to the lower court for further proceedings.

So what's going on?

After I posted my speculation on Twitter last week, a reader weighed in with another theory, one that I think may be the best of all: "Maybe they want to hear a challenge to a Democratic gerrymander in addition to the Wisconsin Republican gerrymander?"

http://beta.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-hasen-gerrymandering-maryland-20171211-story.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:03 (seven years ago)

The GOP is like an ultimate fighter who cries when anyone suggests that he only ever 'wins' because he's the only one wearing a giant robotic exoskeleton.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:04 (seven years ago)

the GOP are such buttwipes

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)

I'm going to sell a bathroom reader of all of Old Lunch's metaphors and analogies.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:06 (seven years ago)

more from the economist on what's up with that maryland case

https://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2017/12/preparing-strike-down

There are several plausible reasons why the justices may have agreed to consider Benisek. Edward Foley, a law professor at Ohio State University, wrote in July that “Gill is hardly the most desirable vehicle” for the justices to rein in gerrymandering; Benisek, he thinks, is “more promising” as it presents the question more directly as “which specific districts were disfigured because of improper partisan manipulation”. That foretells a narrower justification for striking down gerrymandering that would be less likely to be overturned by a more conservative majority were centrist Justice Kennedy to retire in the coming years. “Constitutional law is a long game”, Mr Foley notes, “and the victory that counts is the one that endures”.

But if the justices are ready to rule on Gill’s more fraught “partisan asymmetry” theory (colourfully derided by Chief Justice John Roberts as “sociological gobbledygook” in October) they may have a strategic consideration in mind in taking Benisek as well. Tapping the brakes on both Republican and Democratic partisan gerrymanders on the same day in late June could allay the chief's worry (expressed in the Gill hearing) that the "intelligent man in the street" will think the Supreme Court "preferred" one party to the other when taking sides on partisan gerrymandering. By telling both Republicans and Democrats to cool it, the Supreme Court could portray itself as an institution willing to police overzealous partisanship on both sides of the aisle. Being perceived by the public as an honest broker unwedded to party or ideology is an increasingly elusive but fervent wish of many of the justices—particularly the chief.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:08 (seven years ago)

i wish election reform were a top-tier issue for democrats. almost everything about the way our elections are conducted has deep problems, from the electoral college and electors to gerrymandering to voter suppression down to even practical things like holding elections on Tuesdays during the workday (??) and the security of the voting systems.

if the democrats ever end up with a solid majority in the house and senate again, i hope they take the opportunity to try to pass some sort of comprehensive legislation (maybe even a new amendment?) to address these problems comprehensively.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:15 (seven years ago)

otm, see also Trump's ongoing evisceration of the Census Bureau which will have major consequences for the 2020 census.

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:16 (seven years ago)

I don't wanna say "it should be the #1 issue" but it should be way up there

wasn't Obama allegedly working w/an org addressing gerrymandering?

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:18 (seven years ago)

http://reductress.com/post/white-women-thank-themselves-for-thanking-black-women-today/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:18 (seven years ago)

at my last job we framed that stuff as "democracy reform" & imo they're only gonna make that stuff plank-y if we make em do it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:19 (seven years ago)

election reform was very big in the progressive and "good government" agenda of the early 1900s. right up there with ending child labor and busting up monopolies. they knew a thing or two we've forgotten.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

karl otm. when i daydream about writing a new platform, expanding and protecting the franchise is at the top.

so much of the problem is at state level too. i wish dems (or just liberalism in general) were better at translating national level problems down to the state level for action.

crazy day yesterday huh

goole, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

imo they're only gonna make that stuff plank-y if we make em do it

i believe you on that. it's sad! and it doesn't make any sense to me! reform seems like something that would be beneficial to the democratic party - the scales have been tipped for so long that a shift back to "fair" would be a huge boon for democrats, you'd think.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

gerrymandering/voter suppression should be close to the very top of the list, and seems (in my naivete) more actionable at a local/state level than say healthcare for all or something, which might make grassroots work easier to organize

idk tho i am pretty clueless about a lot of this stuff

xp

gbx, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

this prompted me to investigate nm's districting and at first glance it looks surprisingly rational

gbx, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

is it just that, if nothing else, the current system favors the people in power, so they continue to support it? even if it's systematically favoring the opposing party? so fucking lame.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

is the logic like this? elections are gruesomely expensive --> reps have to be on the phone begging as a majority of their job --> anything come up to make your own election cycle easier, and you'll do it

goole, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)

The Poor People's Campaign is happening this spring, next fall my old team is doing a wave of action at statehouses around voting rights -- at least there's uh stuff in the pipeline

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

plus let's be real the GOP has been really innovative in pushing aggressive redistricting in recent years. they went after it in a non-census year during the bush years, right? major breach of tradition.

goole, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

HOLD BIG ELECTIONS ON A SUNDAY for Christ's sake

like half the NFL's success is due to the fact that it takes place on a day where nobody's doing shit. bing bong so simple!!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)

surely moving anything non-federal (basically, other than the president) is something that can be implemented at a state/municipal level

gbx, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:35 (seven years ago)

The Poor People's Campaign is happening this spring

A hint for future campaigns: Americans, no matter how poor they are, are reluctant to label themselves as "poor people", as this is too static a description. By the same token no one objects to being a "good person", but they'll kick against the label "bad person". Apart from a few monks, no one wants to be poor or chooses to be; they hope it is a temporary state, soon to be remedied.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

"Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!"

"True, but someday I might be rich. Then people like me better watch their step!"

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)

The Poor People's Campaign is happening this spring

A hint for future campaigns: Americans, no matter how poor they are, are reluctant to label themselves as "poor people", as this is too static a description. By the same token no one objects to being a "good person", but they'll kick against the label "bad person". Apart from a few monks, no one wants to be poor or chooses to be; they hope it is a temporary state, soon to be remedied.

hence the horrible euphemism "underprivileged"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:46 (seven years ago)

'differently-monied'

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

somebody ought to have told MLK about that when he tried it the first time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

I'm going to sell a bathroom reader of all of Old Lunch's metaphors and analogies.

― Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:06 (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You might produce one you won't sell one

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:56 (seven years ago)

my mother always said "we never knew we were poor," i imagine that's true of a great many people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:56 (seven years ago)

I would buy one. Still laughing at: 'Liddle' Taco salad can't even remain in my body indefinitely after I've eaten it. Pathetic. Sad!' xp

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

don't encourage him

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:12 (seven years ago)

somebody ought to have told MLK about that

If this one were led by MLK, I don't think the name would matter much.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:13 (seven years ago)

OL is good ppl but no

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:13 (seven years ago)

ROFL

RNC email seeks honest feedback about how the president is doing: pic.twitter.com/TuVA87dc2b

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) December 13, 2017

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

seriously, they've been doing that "poll" for quite a while now, i think since trump became president. i would honestly love to see the results!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

i would bet all of those buttons go to fundraising pages

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

"The president has asked us to reach out to some of our top supporters for a one-question poll"

what's sad is i can totally imagine this actually happening

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

his iq, it is the highest, he went to wharton

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)

Three of them lead to fundraisers, the "Other" button =

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S05E09/199632/203385.gif?b64lines=

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:26 (seven years ago)

If this one were led by MLK, I don't think the name would matter much.

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:13 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I gotta say, Reverend Barber is a pretty compelling guy with a place on the national stage. He's built a real movement for voting rights through civil disobedience in South Carolina with a lot of sustaining power to it, and this campaign is being built with impressive intelligence. He's still in search of his March on Washington moment, but from where I'm sitting it could well be on its way. And:

More than one person has made the connection between Barber and another fiery southern preacher who, like Barber, deftly mixed religious parables with the uniquely American promises found in the nation’s founding documents. “William Barber is the closest person we have to Martin Luther King Jr. in our midst,” said Cornel West, the well-known Princeton professor and author. Barber’s admirers say his sermons and speeches, which have intertwined the religious tenets of love, justice and mercy that exist in all faiths with an American vision of morality baked into the Constitution, steal the moral high ground long claimed by political conservatives.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

Dickhead doofus ghost-bustin' wannabe Federal judge with no trial experience and a vote of no confidence from bar withdraws from consideration. One presumes to resume ghost-bustin', because priorities, man.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

He ain't afraid of no ghost

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:48 (seven years ago)

Has Big Dummy "lashed out" (TM) against USA Today yet?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

xxp that's great news

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

Has Big Dummy "lashed out" (TM) against USA Today yet?

he will after it gets discussed on tv news

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

Maybe the USA Today editorial was TOO scathing to the point his advisors are making extra sure he doesn't see it. Otherwise you'd imagine he'd be all over that.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

In a way, USA Today invented fake news.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

a friend of mine pointed out that using "not fit to clean the toilets" as an insult is classist as fuck, I had to agree

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

Do the Pulliam's still own most of Gannett (who owns USA Today)?

earlnash, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

seriously, they've been doing that "poll" for quite a while now, i think since trump became president. i would honestly love to see the results!

didn't someone figure out that the poll doesn't actually POST anywhere? they've been doing this since he got elected and Trump has never posted about his 98% approval rating so I'd imagine there are no "results"

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:16 (seven years ago)

the chair recognizes the chinless wonder from alabama

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:20 (seven years ago)

a friend of mine pointed out that using "not fit to clean the toilets" as an insult is classist as fuck, I had to agree

Full quote:

A president who would all but call Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W. Bush.

Which is to say, when the library is finally built, 1) I assume it will house the finest toilets in America and 2) not just anyone can clean toilets that special. And everyone knows G.W. won't let just anyone shine his flip-flops.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:24 (seven years ago)

Akin to that beloved classist rejoinder 'not fit to fill books read on toilets' (thanks for keeping ya boy humble, y'all).

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

We kid because we love

Anyone here ever cleaned toilets as a job btw

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:10 (seven years ago)

yes (whole houses, but still)

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:14 (seven years ago)

While everything else has been going on

We're now heading into hour No. 9 here with Donald Trump Jr. Behind closed doors at Senate Intel.

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) December 13, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:17 (seven years ago)

didn't that happen to him the other day, too? or am i mixing him up with someone else?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:19 (seven years ago)

^^ yeah I'm confused as well

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:20 (seven years ago)

donald jr has been in the senate intel room drinking coffee for 3 and a half days now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:22 (seven years ago)

probably needs to pee pretty bad by now

lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:34 (seven years ago)

I think you're thinking of the Carter Page marathon.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:35 (seven years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-jr-slated-speak-senate-intelligence-committee/story?id=51751151

Donald Trump Jr. is expected back on Capitol Hill Wednesday for a closed-door interview with the Senate Intelligence Committee, sources confirmed to ABC News.

The interview will be Trump Jr.’s third appearance before congressional Russia investigators. Last week he was grilled by members of the House Intelligence Committee for roughly eight hours about his controversial Trump Tower meeting...

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:39 (seven years ago)

wait, found it. it was last week, when he was in front of the house intel commitee:

Update: It's been almost eight hours. Donald Trump Jr. is still in the House Intelligence Committee's secure spaces.

— Katie Bo Williams (@KatieBoWill) December 6, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

xpost

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

I've cleaned gas station toilets (and was arguably unfit to do so).

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/omarosa-tried-to-personally-confront-trump-after-she-was-fired

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:42 (seven years ago)

the Netflix miniseries about this administration is going to have so many "yeah right, bullshit" moments

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:45 (seven years ago)

Omarosa also had a tendency, as one West Wing official told The Daily Beast in September, of stopping by the Oval Office and “triggering the president” with gossip and rumors about White House palace intrigue.

good riddance

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:48 (seven years ago)

these yokels would make veep look like the inner workings of the johnson space center

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:23 (seven years ago)

The difference between Donald Jr and a watermelon: one is fun to smash with a mallet, and the other is a watermelon

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:27 (seven years ago)

Ew

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:50 (seven years ago)

Has DJTJ been interviewed by Mueller yet? Because every time he submits to one of these things he's under oath and opens himself up to legal jeopardy, but Mueller is the only one that will act on it, perhaps armed with transcripts of his congressional testimony.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:59 (seven years ago)

neanderthal is Gallagher?

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:50 (seven years ago)

nah but he outsourced me his act

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:52 (seven years ago)

oh yeah of course Gallagher is probably a big Trump supporter anyway

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:53 (seven years ago)

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/364824-co-chair-of-women-for-trump-weve-asked-moore-to-concede

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:54 (seven years ago)

Moore probably replied "shh, men are talking"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:55 (seven years ago)

Is tax reform to Paul Ryan as the Pope’s visit was to John Boehner?https://t.co/II8OVW6U03

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) December 14, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:08 (seven years ago)

when he's pushed from behind, probably

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:10 (seven years ago)

Dan Johnson, a Republican state lawmaker in Kentucky known for inflammatory Facebook posts comparing Barack and Michelle Obama to monkeys and who defiantly denied allegations that he sexually assaulted a teenage girl in the basement of his home, killed himself Wednesday night. He was 57.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:59 (seven years ago)

something about a stopped clock

Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:00 (seven years ago)

That’s quite the coordinating clause there

.oO (silby), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:07 (seven years ago)

so have beetbort started the 'libs social media bullying', 'a good man's reputation ruined', bit yet?

j., Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:12 (seven years ago)

seems to be saying he has PTSD from 9-11...was he in NYC then? doesn't sound like it which makes him a fucking nutball IMO.

akm, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:29 (seven years ago)

The President told reporters Wednesday that Moore’s loss will not affect his agenda but also stressed that Republican gains in 2018 would be helpful.

“I will say, we have to get more senators and more congressmen that are Republicans elected in ’18. And then you’ll see a lot more of what we’re doing right now,” he said.

"And then you’ll see a lot more of what we’re doing right now" - a battlecry

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:33 (seven years ago)

xp lol apparently he claimed to have been there and spontaneously became a chaplain and set up a morgue, met many famous people

a claim that has been questioned along with the doctorate in theology he supposedly held

j., Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:35 (seven years ago)

"a lot more of what we're doing right now": gop 18

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:01 (seven years ago)

we're going to be so tired of doing

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:03 (seven years ago)

dude starting to make Dubya look like Diogenes

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:17 (seven years ago)

'a lot more of what we're doing right now'... You mean flailing? Because yes, please.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:22 (seven years ago)

more like "rushing unpopular bills through committee to appease Koch brothers"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:24 (seven years ago)

"Anyone here ever cleaned toilets as a job btw"

Yes, I used to clean richer ppl's hotel rooms. Only for a few years, in high school, not actually for a living tho.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:29 (seven years ago)

toilets aren't the pain to clean, it's the piss-stained floors that I hated cleaning

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:31 (seven years ago)

unpopular bills, the contents of which are a closely held secret from the great majority of the representatives and senators who will be expected to vote for their passage, until a huge pile of paper is dropped on them a couple of hours in advance of the vote

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:32 (seven years ago)

xpost, Neanderthal otm, porcelain surfaces are easy, tile and grout = can someone just lend me a flamethrower

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:33 (seven years ago)

the greatest gift of a stint in the armed services is learning that nothing is beneath you

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:35 (seven years ago)

(and thus, having had to do the shittiest jobs, you also might realize that the people who do them for a living are worthy of respect, the right to assemble, to speak, and to vote)

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:37 (seven years ago)

^otm

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:40 (seven years ago)

sadly it doesn't work for everyone, mostly anybody who goes straight for officer

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:57 (seven years ago)

I guess the main point is that everyone should have to be a janitor, a cashier, and a launderer for some period in life, and be held strictly accountable all along the way.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:04 (seven years ago)

My friend Anna taught Don Jr preschool in Manhattan. She asked him to move his mat one day and he said, “Fuck you, bitch.” He was three. Today’s for you, Anna. https://t.co/Y2oOkUPU5r

— Virginia Heffernan (@page88) December 14, 2017

j., Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:17 (seven years ago)

for real, I clean toilets at my pottery shop on the weekend (among other things) in exchange for studio time.
no one is too important to not clean a toilet

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:26 (seven years ago)

re: tile and grout, there are brushes that mount on an electric drill that make bathroom cleaning way easier.

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:38 (seven years ago)

suggest January thread title

attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:34 (seven years ago)

Former aide also says Farenthold regularly called aides “fucktards.”

Farenthold acknowledged to CNN today that this is true, and that it was “in jest, not in anger.” “In hindsight, I admit it wasn't appropriate.”https://t.co/TUbtRqSIvO

— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) December 14, 2017

there's just a certain kind of guy

j., Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:42 (seven years ago)

🐦[My friend Anna taught Don Jr preschool in Manhattan. She asked him to move his mat one day and he said, “Fuck you, bitch.” He was three. Today’s for you, Anna. https://t.co/Y2oOkUPU5r🕸
— Virginia Heffernan (@page88) December 14, 2017🕸]🐦


this actually makes me feel sorry for don jr tbh - no three-year-old is like that without some seriously terrible parenting

not sorry enough that i’ll feel bad about him eventually going to jail tho

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 December 2017 07:36 (seven years ago)

oh man if calling your aides fucktards is the bar now Selina Meyer is never gonna get that library

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 14 December 2017 07:37 (seven years ago)

Maybe Anna was being a bitch

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 07:52 (seven years ago)

I guess the main point is that everyone should have to be a janitor, a cashier, and a launderer for some period in life, and be held strictly accountable all along the way.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, December 13, 2017 11:04 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. And I'd sign off on applying some variant of this as a baseline prerequisite for anyone who wants to run for elected office.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

this actually makes me feel sorry for don jr tbh - no three-year-old is like that without some seriously terrible parenting

not sorry enough that i’ll feel bad about him eventually going to jail tho

― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:36 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have immense sympathy for kids who are raised by shitty parents or under shitty circumstances, but once they become adults, my sympathy diminishes exponentially the longer they go without taking responsibility for their unfortunately inherited shittiness. Sorry to espouse such a controversial opinion, but it's just how I feel.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:20 (seven years ago)

Yeah, the emotional abuse faced by Don Jr. is very well documented at almost every level of his life, but it does not excuse his adult self for being a total piece of shit. He's his own bad person.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:39 (seven years ago)

They this whole profession: therapists

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:23 (seven years ago)

You never him.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:28 (seven years ago)

lol

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:32 (seven years ago)

barron buddy it's not too late

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:49 (seven years ago)

Trump favorability among Fox viewers (%):

Jun: 90
Oct: 74
Dec: 58

(Suffolk) https://t.co/qioNBOEVYm

— Adrian Gray (@adrian_gray) December 13, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:50 (seven years ago)

no way

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around that. How can you both regularly watch Fox News and disapprove of the living embodiment of Fox News?

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:00 (seven years ago)

I love watching ESPN but professional sports can go jump in a lake.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:02 (seven years ago)

Clearly Fox viewers are indeed tired of winning. I mean, it's exhausting!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:06 (seven years ago)

How can you both regularly watch Fox News and disapprove of the living embodiment of Fox News?

I think I watched every single episode of Growing Pains without laughing. Sometimes the power of television is that you keep watching it because you know the people on the screen, even if they keep getting on your nerves.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:06 (seven years ago)

I am going to read you a short list of individuals and organizations and for each, please tell me if your opinion of them is generally favorable or generally unfavorable. If you are undecided or if you have never heard of someone, just tell me that. First take Donald Trump. Is your opinion of Donald Trump generally favorable or generally unfavorable? (RANDOMIZE 9-13)
(N=1,000)

8. Donald Trump NEVER HEARD 23

23 of the 1000 surveyed have never heard of Donald Trump? I mean, I wish!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

I've never heard of him either. Who is he?

cajunsunday, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:11 (seven years ago)

It's still weird to think that there are Americans who are in comas who are one day going to wake up and go "what the FUCK!???"

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

Okay, yeah, something definitely just definitely popped and went out inside my brain on that one. What the hell.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:13 (seven years ago)

Heard a podcaster basically say that at any point during the past year, if you fell into a coma for two weeks and then woke up you'd wake up to a totally different "what the FUCK!?!?!" each time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:15 (seven years ago)

There was some story I read or heard somewhere recently about someone who came out of a coma and steadfastly refused to believe any of his loved ones when they told him who was president. Because why would he.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:15 (seven years ago)

I also heard a story post-election that a man was told on his deathbed that Clinton had won just to save him the pain.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:16 (seven years ago)

there was that story of the guy who was kidnapped by the Taliban who thought his captors were fucking with him when they told him Trump was president

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/iqs1riG.jpg

"Then who's vice president? Lee Iacocca?"

pplains, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

"what the FUCK!?!?!" is how I wake up every morning.

Evan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

i usually go with "...no.......no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

My takeaway is that at any point, .23% of the US electorate are willing to fuck with pollsters.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

23 of 1000 is even worse: 2.3%

that sounds about right, as a national average troll % measure

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

Every poll result has similar garbage results in it - whether it's people who don't understand the question, people who answer with silly stuff just to fuck with the pollsters, and people who are genuinely befuddled and might not be able to correctly identify the current century if asked.

I take those with similar amounts of salt as all those things like "57% of Americans can't identify North America on a map" or "63% of Americans don't know whether World War I or World War II came first."

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

I don't think I'd be able to just move on after confirming that a Fox News-watching American had no knowledge of this 'Donald Trump' fellow. So many follow-up questions:

'What year is it?'
'Can you name a color and/or a shape?'
'Are you able to chew and swallow of your own volition or does someone feed you like a mama bird?'

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

44% of Americans couldn’t remember this question

.oO (silby), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

https://www.publicpolicypolling.com/polls/voters-think-trump-resign-harassment-allegations/

PPP’s newest national poll finds that a majority of voters think Donald Trump should resign from the Presidency because of the allegations of sexual harassment against him. 53% think Trump should step down to just 42% who think he should remain in office. 53% of voters believe the women who have accused Trump of harassment, to 31% who think they aren’t telling the truth.

On a related note, 63% of voters agree with Al Franken’s decision to resign from the Senate to 21% who disagree with it. Both Trump voters (71/14) and Clinton voters (57/29) agree with Franken’s decision to resign. The divide on what should happen to Trump is more predictable with Clinton voters (86/10) overwhelmingly saying he should resign and Trump voters (12/83) overwhelmingly saying he shouldn’t.

-Only 38% of voters think he’s honest, to 57% who say he’s not. 55% flat out call him a liar, to only 39% who disagree with that characterization.

-62% of voters still want to see his tax returns, to 31% who say it isn’t necessary.

-51% of voters believe Trump is mentally unbalanced, to 44% who say they think he’s mentally stable.

-Just 37% of voters think he’s delivered on his core campaign promise to ‘Make America Great Again,’ while 57% say he hasn’t.

-For the first time we find a majority of voters- 51%- support impeaching Trump to 42% who are opposed.

For all of that Trump does have one thing going for him though- the Republican Party is definitely still the party of Trump. 70% of GOP voters say they want Trump to be their candidate again in 2020, to only 24% who say they’d prefer someone else. Trump leads Mike Pence by 40 (62/22), Ted Cruz by 43 (64/21), John Kasich by 51 (70/19), and Jeff Flake by 58 (74/16) in head to head match ups. The country overall may have had enough of him, but he remains on strong ground within his own party.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

lol "only" a quarter of his own party doesn't want him anymore. bodes well

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

70% of GOP voters say they want Trump to be their candidate again in 2020, to only 24% who say they’d prefer someone else. Trump leads Mike Pence by 40 (62/22), Ted Cruz by 43 (64/21), John Kasich by 51 (70/19), and Jeff Flake by 58 (74/16) in head to head match ups. The country overall may have had enough of him, but he remains on strong ground within his own party.

amazing

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

i thought there was a pretty high likelihood of someone putting up a serious primary challenge in 2020. maybe i was wrong.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

My increasingly-clear takeaway of the GOP is: you can't undamage brains.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

I think they understand that changing horses in midstream would make them look bad (or rather, make them look _worse_ than if they stand by their man). No one likes admitting they've made a mistake. And for good or for ill, reelection is the standard by which modern presidencies are judged.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

I think about Maura’s boner pills observation a lot xp

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

we'll see how high the midstream is in 2 years

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

They dig their heels in so hard and it affects the way they answer polls. The more criticism and told-ya-so from his "enemies" the more they dig in to avoid giving them the satisfaction. Results:

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600x600/12065416/homer-simpson-middle-finger.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

70% of GOP voters say they want Trump to be their candidate again in 2020, to only 24% who say they’d prefer someone else.

But like ... this is incredibly bad, right? Would any sitting president a year into their term have had a quarter of their own party say they want a new candidate?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

(I mean "any other sitting president")

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

ya real talk

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

@politico
#BREAKING: House Speaker Paul Ryan considering retirement after 2018 midterms politi.co/2o58WcR

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:32 (seven years ago)

Moore still refusing to concede because we're an...immoral nation

hands up if you didn't but should have seen this coming

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

o/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

Paul Ryan will do well in the private sector as (a) a hedge fund manager (b) motivational instructor (c) grandma starver

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

Scoop (and #longform) w/ @rachaelmbade: Paul Ryan wants to retire at the end of this Congress, and here's why it makes perfect sense:https://t.co/HBOOjxtGD6 pic.twitter.com/KxU530FhXd

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 14, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:41 (seven years ago)

Huh. Does this make it easier for his mustachioed blue collar Dem opponent to take his seat in 2018?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:43 (seven years ago)

the person who usually tries to primary ryan from the right is straight up insane. if he wins then yes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

this guy https://twitter.com/pnehlen

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

hahaaaaaa lets go ironstache

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

Ha, from a NYT oped: "We don’t know what exactly Omarosa did at the White House, but we do know the No. 1 skill she brought to the table — being fired."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

watch out for him to go out just doing it and being a legend

If Ryan aims to retire — and sees tide turning against House Rs in 2018 — you can see him spending down his political capital (and his party’s) to achieve long sought cuts to social insurance.

— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) December 14, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

Moore still refusing to concede because we're an...immoral nation

hands up if you didn't but should have seen this coming

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, December 14, 2017 11:34 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

After reading any number of stories about his zealous and unwavering self-righteousness, I thoroughly expect him to be contesting the results until the day he dies.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

they're gonna loot the place on the way out, leave Trump to be a two-year lame duck, and let Democrats inherit multiple domestic and international catastrophes

— slackbot (@pareene) December 14, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

just came here to post that, pareene otm

gbx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:51 (seven years ago)

some days i think alex pareene is the only political writer i need

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:52 (seven years ago)

this is still the most cogent piece about our current environment imo

https://splinternews.com/the-long-lucrative-right-wing-grift-is-blowing-up-in-t-1793944216

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:53 (seven years ago)

this is a confirmation, no?

From an aide close to @PRyan-> “Speaker Ryan is fully committed to advancing a bold conservative agenda in 2018 and protecting the majority. Any gossip to the contrary is completely baseless and without merit.”

— Mike Emanuel (@MikeEmanuelFox) December 14, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

They had been analyzing voting patterns and running turnout models throughout the day, and were prepared to share their projections with the speaker: Donald Trump was going to go down in flames, earning just 220 electoral votes. Republicans would lose nearly 20 House seats. Democrats would retake control of the United States Senate. Exactly the debacle Ryan had feared.

Stewing inside his team’s war room at the Holiday Inn in Janesville—the site of his own election night party—Ryan could not stomach the thought of working with President Hillary Clinton. That said, he wasn’t exactly thrilled about working with Trump, whose campaign—fueled by anger, resentment and nativism—was, in his view, a rejection of conservatism’s highest ideals. As disappointed as he was about Clinton’s apparent victory, the speaker saw a silver lining: He would seize the occasion of Trump’s defeat—beginning that night—to speak about a return to an inclusive, aspirational, Jack Kemp-inspired “happy warrior” conservatism, and a rejection of Trumpism.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

he relationship since has been strangely drama-free: Trump and Ryan talk often throughout the week, chewing on questions of policy and process and politics.

hmm how do you spell "bullshit"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

But then the election happened, and Ryan hitched his wagon to the shit-smeared back end of the horse that is Trump, and that's the rest... of the story... (xp)

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:29 (seven years ago)

The Farenthold story published in POLITICO made me die of gross

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:30 (seven years ago)

"I had never served in public office before. I had no idea how to run a congressional office," Farenthold said. "And as a result, I allowed a workplace culture to take root in my office that was too permissive and decidedly unprofessional."

workplace cultures were made

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:33 (seven years ago)

apparently insisting that female employees wear provocative clothing is part of a workplace culture

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

He’s running

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

whaddya know

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

jeff steeeeeein on the beat thats a helluva reporter

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

something tells me 2018 is gonna be wild

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:13 (seven years ago)

as in apocalyptic

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:15 (seven years ago)

but you guys promised that for '17

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:15 (seven years ago)

That would be too kind xp

Simon H., Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:15 (seven years ago)

we're entering the era of history/pro wrestling when everything starts ramping up and and suddenly every new election becomes the most important election of all time, grudge match, new world order, apocalypse judgment zone 2024XXX

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:20 (seven years ago)

so net neutrality is toast huh

gbx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:21 (seven years ago)

Nikki Haley's gonna present to the UN artist renderings of Iranian-made underground chemical weapons plants in Yemen drawn up by an FDD intern and the whole of US media is going to shart

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 14, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:28 (seven years ago)

fucking christ Haley is standing in front of a big ass "Iranian missile" https://t.co/igxqYXra1f https://t.co/t95WAB28TF

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 14, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:29 (seven years ago)

I do wonder how the GOP is going to handle midterms when/if Trump's approval rating ever sinks south of 30%. Not only is he steadily losing 1% every month but he's got no real way to pull himself out of his tailspin. His FCC guy killed net neutrality, his tax bill is overwhelmingly unpopular (and if it doesn't pass he's going to look like even more of a failure), and there are almost certainly more bombshell Russia stories to come. We already know how Trump acts when he feels cornered but man, compared to what he's facing next year....

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:36 (seven years ago)

x-post re net neutrality

, the activity will move to the courts, where the advocacy group Free Press, and probably others, will challenge the FCC’s decision. The most likely argument: that the commission’s decision violates federal laws barring agencies from crafting “arbitrary and capricious” regulations. After all, the FCC’s net neutrality rules were just passed in 2015

University of Pennsylvania Law School professor Christopher Yoo says courts generally defer to an agency's expertise in interpreting evidence submitted into the record. "Courts generally side with agencies on those types of issues," Yoo says

https://www.wired.com/story/after-fcc-vote-net-neutrality-fight-moves-to-courts-congress/

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)

Multiple AGs, led by New York, are joining a lawsuit. So eventually all ISPs will move to, I don't know, Mississippi or some other "no rules" state (I would have said South Dakota, but John Thune is apparently a strong proponent of net neutrality).

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:40 (seven years ago)

fucking idiot up here talking about cutting regulations to the level of the 60's like it's a fucking accomplishment .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

the 1860s you mean

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

Who's running point on the repeal of child labor laws? That has to be right around the corner.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

child freedom, you mean

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:27 (seven years ago)

Iowa Poll: 60 percent of Iowans disapprove of @realDonaldTrump's job performance. He's 25 points underwater in a state he won by 9.4 points in 2016: https://t.co/OBNOKMdtat

— Jason Noble (@jasonnobleDMR) December 14, 2017


your occasional reminder that Trump won Iowa by a bigger margin than Texas https://t.co/NcHzSQrJ5W

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 14, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:36 (seven years ago)

The GOP has a lot of system tampering ahead of them if they want to engineer another pseudo-win for Trump in 2020 but I believe in their evil abilities.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

I can imagine the White House response. If people didn't like Donald Trump in the future, then why did they vote for him in the past? They knew exactly the kind of asshole he would truly become.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

Like, of course he is at 35% approval! The voters wanted a 35% approval president, you know, to shake things up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

we're also a helluva long way from november 2018 let alone 2020--if dems get congress back bets are off, but i remember the certainty i felt in 2004 that bush wouldn't get a second term. i'm not puttin money down til i know the real odds.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

To be fair, Bush nearly Iraq'd away his entire 9/11 surge -- he briefly hit 90 percent approval in late 2001. It's hard to imagine Trump doing anything that will even get him close to 50.

But, sure, making predictions is a sucker's game right now.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:57 (seven years ago)

president tim kaine will solve our problems

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:01 (seven years ago)

President who?

Simon H., Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

martin o'malley or gtfo

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

Right-wing NY Times columnist Brett Stephens says Trump is gonna be saved by a strong economy that will outweigh all of Trump's flaws

curmudgeon, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

martin o'malley or gtfo

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, December 14, 2017 4:04 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know i'm in love

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O1SdjRSqqHE

marcos, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

I can imagine the White House response. If people didn't like Donald Trump in the future, then why did they vote for him in the past? They knew exactly the kind of asshole he would truly become.

not the worst argument

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:16 (seven years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/14/omarosa-manigault-newman-trump-ive-seen-things-that-made-me-uncomfortable

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

martin o'malley or gtfo

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, December 14, 2017 9:04 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maoists for omalley lets go

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:34 (seven years ago)

(this is a joke about the Anarchists for Bernie/Hoxhaists for Hilary meme pages not me outing myself as a maoist ok)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

o'maoists

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

I can't imagine how vile something would have to be to make Omarosa uncomfortable

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:37 (seven years ago)

Ummm, the Trump administration?

nickn, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:39 (seven years ago)

http://voiceofbaltimore.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/OMalleysMarch.jpg

swoon

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:40 (seven years ago)

a strong second amendment supporter i see

j., Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

http://bigdonsboys.com/handsomest/martin_omalley/images/06_01_politician_martin_omalley_0031.jpg

Confession: I voted for him in the primary.

Sanpaku, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:06 (seven years ago)

Haha nice! (xp)

badg, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

Just walked into place showing CNN: Rubio is an actual 'No' on the tax bill!?!?

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:14 (seven years ago)

hell yeah he is

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:15 (seven years ago)

for how long? xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:16 (seven years ago)

Until the day of the vote

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:17 (seven years ago)

that's what i think

every day i think of Muley's "Who do we sh**t?" line in The Grapes of Wrath

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:17 (seven years ago)

Relying on the far right to produce candidates that provoke something akin to an immune response against them in the Black parts of the electorate ain’t a sustainable strategy. The Republican Party will not always run Chief Justice Child Molester for high office, and you will need to have a more substantive message to keep people waiting in deliberately created long lines at polling places. This is what all the criticism from the left of Jones (and of Northam and Ossoff before them) has been about: building the kind of enduring structures necessary to readjust the politics of the South.

https://thesouthlawn.org/2017/12/13/the-black-belts-revenge/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/14/omarosa-manigault-newman-trump-ive-seen-things-that-made-me-uncomfortable

― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:24 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the worst director's cut of Blade Runner

omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:24 (seven years ago)

The Republican Party will not always run Chief Justice Child Molester for high office

true but not all elections are in Alabama either

frogbs, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)

If people didn't like Donald Trump in the future, then why did they vote for him in the past? They knew exactly the kind of asshole he would truly become.

A: In descending order, overwhelming Hillary hatred, huge capacity for self-delusion, a deep-seated need to see Neil Gorsuch on the SCOTUS, frequent bouts of confusion, and astounding gullibility.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

Attack tweets on fire off the dotage of a tyrant.
I watched D-Teams wither in the farts from the Resolute Desk.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

Overwhelming hatred for self. Got it

Evan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

Xp

Evan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)

My parents have neighbors who voted for Obama twice, but then voted for Trump because "he's a businessman" and they believed he could rev up the economy. Oh yeah, and the wall, because foreigners.

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)

We sound talk some more about why people voted for Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

trusting an investor turned reality tv gameshow host a handful of years after the great recession is so american it makes me puke

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:00 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/world/national-security/donald-trump-pursues-vladimir-putin-russian-election-hacking/

The result is without obvious parallel in U.S. history, a situation in which the personal insecurities of the president — and his refusal to accept what even many in his administration regard as objective reality — have impaired the government’s response to a national security threat. The repercussions radiate across the government.

...

Trump has never convened a Cabinet-level meeting on Russian interference or what to do about it, administration officials said. Although the issue has been discussed at lower levels at the National Security Council, one former high-ranking Trump administration official said there is an unspoken understanding within the NSC that to raise the matter is to acknowledge its validity, which the president would see as an affront.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)

Big Hoos, I think that article misses the point. I don't think black voters voted overwhelmingly for Jones because they hate child molestation so much more than white voters. It doesn't really make sense, no? The logical reason to me is that Jones was the best candidate in decades for a simple reason: Because he had a chance of winning. No Dem in Alabama is going to have that for years, 'vision' or not.

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:11 (seven years ago)

Everything I've read about the 'black vote', which of course isn't monolithic, points to a large sense of pragmatism. It isn't going to go for dreams and visions from white politicians, it's going for practical power. Imo, and of course I'm watching from afar.

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

My parents have neighbors who voted for Obama twice, but then voted for Trump because "he's a businessman" and they believed he could rev up the economy. Oh yeah, and the wall, because foreigners.

― Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, December 14, 2017 10:55 PM (fifteen minutes ago)

i used to hear that "we just need a smart businessman to take charge!" crap from my libertarian friends in college. was hoping trump would vaporize that line once and for all but they'd prob argue that it still hasn't been tried since, yknow, he isn't smart.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRCVt78X0AEvJje.jpg

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:37 (seven years ago)

assuming DJT doesn’t end up catching a serious charge (and I really don’t think so) , it’s going to be lol as hell to watch his handlers at al destroy the parameters of ways to monetize the office

if a “smart” biz guy ever gets elected, the Trump era will, if nothing else (like, say, usher in full-on fascism), serve as a real fucked up playbook

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:43 (seven years ago)

Forbes runs again!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 December 2017 01:22 (seven years ago)

Re: net neutrality, one of my college friends weighs in:

https://t.co/71Ue6QoYWw

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 01:33 (seven years ago)

I don’t think that’s the right link?

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 01:35 (seven years ago)

Oh my god Don Jr is a fucking idiot

Don Jr is telling on himself for a) apparently just learning what net neutrality is this week and b) not knowing that his dad made Pai chairman pic.twitter.com/aTZsG1JPOC

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 15, 2017

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 01:41 (seven years ago)

net nootropically

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:10 (seven years ago)

I think Moore suggesting we only needed the first 10 amendments etc was pretty motivating for black turnout

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:45 (seven years ago)

Oh my god Don Jr is a fucking idiot

So was Billy Carter. It's a sideshow unless he's indicted for crimes or his testimony proves lethal to his dad or other top officials.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

just gonna leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDq7aneXnk&t=5s

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

try that again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDq7aneXnk

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:51 (seven years ago)

from that big wapo article about trump's refusal to believe anything he's told about russia:


Merkel has never fit into that Trump pantheon. Before her arrival, senior White House aides witnessed an odd scene that some saw as an omen for the visit. As McMaster and a dozen other top aides met with Trump in the Oval Office to outline issues Merkel was likely to raise, the president grew impatient, stood up and walked into an adjoining bathroom.

Trump left the bathroom door open, according to officials familiar with the incident, instructing McMaster to raise his voice and keep talking. A senior White House official said the president entered the restroom and merely “took a glance in the mirror, as this was before a public event.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:33 (seven years ago)

hoped we were gonna get an LBJ-style crappin' story

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:37 (seven years ago)

OMFG @ DJTJ's complete lack of understanding what NN is. I am dying.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:45 (seven years ago)

Nikki Haley picked a hell of a day to talk about Iranian weapons shipments: https://t.co/OhLuFrKh4L via @Reuters

— Tyler Cullis (@TylerCullis) December 14, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:04 (seven years ago)

Trump left the bathroom door open, according to officials familiar with the incident, instructing McMaster to raise his voice and keep talking. A senior White House official said the president entered the restroom and merely “took a glance in the mirror, as this was before a public event.”

LBJ would have dropped a deuce.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:07 (seven years ago)

Not a big fan of political "must watch" videos, but this is the stuff confirmation hearing nightmares are made of. https://t.co/95OIql2t5g

— Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) December 15, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:08 (seven years ago)

MUST WATCH: Republican @SenJohnKennedy asks one of @realDonaldTrump’s US District Judge nominees basic questions of law & he can’t answer a single one. Hoo-boy. pic.twitter.com/fphQx2o1rc

— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) December 15, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

"do you know what a ham sandwich is"
"i... i... i'm sure I can find out and tell you more about it -"
"do you know what ham is"
"..."

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:18 (seven years ago)

ok so I've definitely had a job interview like that

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 04:19 (seven years ago)

oooooof that is painful

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 04:48 (seven years ago)

any of you blog

gbx, Friday, 15 December 2017 04:56 (seven years ago)

"i uh i had an mp3 blog in like 2002"
"did you blog about animal collective"
"i may... i may have a post about panda bear, i will need to check on that"
"okay, how about kreayshawn"
"um i... on the advice of my lawyer, i am refusing to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 05:30 (seven years ago)

lol

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 December 2017 05:47 (seven years ago)

"Mr Trump, how many branches of government are there and what are their names?"

"I don't have that readily at my disposal um but I uh would be happy to take a closer look at that. That is not something that I had to uh-"

Evan, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:30 (seven years ago)

"A lot of people are saying that the government has too many branches. That's what I'm hearing."

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 15 December 2017 06:37 (seven years ago)

any of you blog

― gbx, Friday, December 15, 2017 4:56 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so my shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

ack

https://i.imgur.com/YmgEGDX.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

Like with the Alabama race, HOOS, I'm controlling my optimism.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:39 (seven years ago)

How much does Rubio's demand blow up the budget math?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

somehow i have a hard time imagining rubio doing anything but claiming victory in the final hours and changing his vote to Yes, whether he gets what he's asking for or not. it just seems like such a rubio thing to do

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

There's no way Cochran's a no, except maybe for the fact that he's in crappy health and maybe wants to do one good thing before he dies. But I wouldn't put any money on that.

WilliamC, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

karl otm i can't imagine rubio doing anything but caving in at the end

marcos, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

Me too, I'm just wondering how difficult it would be for the GOP to meet his ostensible demands.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

Yeah the Cochran/McCain inclusions in the graphic are just to indicate the possibility they may miss the vote for health reasons.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

I'm controlling my optimism too but I do think there's strategic value in trumpeting high-profile defections that, in their publicity, can provide political cover for others who've needed it to follow suit.

Who'd that be here, if anyone? I don't know. I haven't been following negotiations closely enough to know the calculus of the other 47 on this bill.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

there could be a clause in the bill that requires Rubio to brutally slaughter his own mother and he'd still vote for it

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

In case you're wondering how Rubio's thing is going over with a key demographic...supposedly.

We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) December 15, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:05 (seven years ago)

that is actually profoundly sad

that said I agree with pretty much every one of those replies

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha omg

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

That is, quite literally, the funniest thing Ann Coulter has ever said

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

Also I am going to attempt posting the tweet I meant to link yesterday instead of that article about Daily Stormer because everyone should get to know State Rep Drew Hansen, who is literally one of the best people I met in college:

“The FCC has claimed that they have the power to preempt state laws but that doesn’t mean they actually do,” Rep. Drew Hansen said. “I can claim I have the power to manifest unicorns on the Capitol lawn tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean that will happen.” #NetNeutrality

— Motherboard (@motherboard) December 14, 2017

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

A bit of an overgeneralization in that first sentence but otherwise a surprisingly clear-eyed self-assessment by Coulter.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

have always thought Coulter is mostly in it for the money

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

hinky Zinke

http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/364994-zinke-reprimanded-park-head-after-climate-tweets

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

xp and the lulz

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

(FYI this is the same dude who went viral during the gay marriage debate for an impassioned speech he gave to the Washington House about how his evangelical Christian values mandated that he support marriage equality and any other position would be both morally abhorrent and logically inconsistent)

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:12 (seven years ago)

This thread is amazing.

Mitch McConnell, prince of dust, took his current form on February 20, 1942, molded of a strange flesh, his mouth open and already seeking.

— Little Bummer Boy (@vandroidhelsing) December 15, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:20 (seven years ago)

Thank you for that -- in chatting with the guy just now there we both proved to have a love of Gormenghast.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

Lol, one of the first replies on that is a dude I sang with in college

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

damn, those guys are legion! you're the Kevin Bacon of choristers

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:51 (seven years ago)

Well, that's what happens when you sing in multiple 60+ person choruses for multiple years in a closed environment that pumps out influential people.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:56 (seven years ago)

Trump to FBI National Academy graduates: "So you understand, you are great people. I hope your families agree. Probably 90 percent agree. The other 10 percent... that’s not working out so well.”

WUT

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) December 15, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:16 (seven years ago)

what the hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

For some reason, I'm having trouble pasting Seth Abramson's latest tweet, but apparently the Plankton with a Hairpiece is asking for $300 child tax credit alteration as his price.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/14/democrats-alabama-jones-midterms-295479

gratifying article about long shots being slightly less long, etc., but the best bit is this

Trump’s saying that Moore would be another vote for his agenda is exactly the kind of comment Democrats are hoping he keeps making about other Republican candidates.

because 1) it's undoubtedly true right now 2) it will be truer still if they pass the tax bill and 3) there is no way trump is smart enough to stop saying it next year

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:24 (seven years ago)

does this fuck face have one friend IRL? i mean who would want to voluntarily hang out with such an unfunny asshole ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:24 (seven years ago)

If he were ejected from office and his money vaporized, I'm sure everyone who wasn't related to him would abandon him in a heartbeat. And then the people who are related to him would probably like burn him alive inside a wicker man or something.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

First Coulter now this. Is it existential despair day for that wing?

Dear Left,

If God isn't real, who do we blame for you turning out this way?

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) December 15, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:29 (seven years ago)

haaa that's the same guy who made the moronic tweet about percentages and turnout, suggesting that "blacks" must have driven over from MS

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:32 (seven years ago)

Bill Mitchell: We'd all be better off without God

Evan, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

Pfft, apparently he deleted the tweet?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:37 (seven years ago)

Cool to learn that the right just sees God as another scapegoat.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

it's all in gods hands

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

he has a plan

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:41 (seven years ago)

Schiff has concerns

I’m increasingly worried Republicans will shut down the House Intelligence Committee investigation at the end of the month.

Here’s why:

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) December 15, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

Hmmmm that sounds bad.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:54 (seven years ago)

republicans are cool with russian cyber(war)crime since donor class tax cuts will assuredly keep america safe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

now if we could only get to the bottom of who told on vladimir and donald

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

Adam Schiff otm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

Re: Schiff. It is refreshing to read a statement by a congressional representative that doesn't sound batshit crazy, as so many Republicans do these days. His concerns seem well-founded.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:01 (seven years ago)

Yea that really is well written by Schiff and exactly my concern - the GOP is in full self-preservation mode, they know full well where this is leading and the gigantic asterisk that's going to wind up next to all their careers. I have zero faith in them to do the right thing, not when you can close your eyes and claim "fake news" or partisan bickering

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:09 (seven years ago)

It seems like exactly the wrong strategy, though. Here's their chance to throw one dude and his circle of cronies under the bus. By halting the investigation, the resultant air of unresolved suspicion just gets diffused and falls on all of them.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

if in the final analysis our "conservative" confederates obstruct investigation of russian / trump election crimes then fuck the american experiment. i'd be less surprised if the GOP lets 2spurs sink to nixonian levels of unpopularity (sub-30%) and then it's go time or they know they're screwed in the 2018 midterms

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

Schiff is excellent on TV. He speaks in sentences with subjects, verbs, and objects.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

Here's their chance to throw one dude and his circle of cronies

...who they endorsed, confirmed and have voted in lockstep with...

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)

i really doubt most republican voters would really care

gbx, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:29 (seven years ago)

xpost Well, sure. But they have the option of gasping in shock at the shocking revelations that the investigation reveals and conduct the theatre of taking a very noble stand against the shocking things Trump & co. have done and slapping them on the wrist without actually meting punishment of any real consequence, or they can be all 'Rush-who? Colluzh-what? Don't understand the words you're saying to me' and look like they're directly in cahoots with the dude whose approval ratings are plummeting and losing elections for GOP-ers of his association.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

The GOP killing the investigation and going along with Trump firing Mueller etc. would be of a piece with their behavioral trend over Trump year one - ceding the moral and popular high ground to the Dems for completely venal, shortsighted bullshit reasons

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:31 (seven years ago)

Yes, precisely. And unless the GOP has been particularly effective at dismantling democracy and the electoral processes that inform it, these dipshits aren't going to be on top forever. As short-sighted as they are, you'd think they still possess some degree of CYA self-preservation skill.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

GtfOP

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:35 (seven years ago)

qualmsley, personally I am not holding out serious hope for real important people going to jail or impeachment. But the obstruction and "what are they hiding?" questions will have political mileage even if the House investigation is shelved.

Firing Mueller? Shutting down congressional investigations? Those actions suck but could (and I hope would) politically damage the Trumpoids as much (or even more than) any actual outcomes of the investigations. The talking point becomes, if there was no there there, what were you so scared of the House committee finding out?

Trying to see silver linings here, not actually rooting for investigations to be shut down.

But ultimately, I think collusion and influence are amorphous concepts at best in the public eye. No one will ever be able to prove that a single vote was changed from what it otherwise would have been. To effect political change, the story would need to be trunkfuls of rubles. Shredded ballots. Smoking guns. Right now most of what we've heard is "had a meeting then lied about it." To which the response goes into whataboutism and Bill on the Tarmac, etc.

xxps tombot and OL are wise

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

The talking point becomes, if there was no there there, what were you so scared of the House committee finding out?

"Because it's a waste of the taxpayers money to continue it any further"

Evan, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

Ahem, Whitewater, Benghazi, etc. etc.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

nobody on the R side cares, those are different

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

"different"

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

"Listen- Americans died, OK? We had a responsibility to get to the bottom of it!"

Evan, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

smoking gun = russian break-in to the DNC servers. this is watergate 100 proof -- vodkagate, if you will

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

Vodkagate is what Trump's aides do every Friday night after work

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:47 (seven years ago)

Until they hear some fussing through the baby monitor and have to go upstairs to check on him

Evan, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

And there it is.

With Rubio Back on Board, G.O.P. Speeds Ahead With Tax Plan

Republican leaders have agreed on a final tax bill that would provide slightly more generous tax breaks to low- and middle-income Americans by reducing some benefits for higher earners, one of several tweaks intended to solve the budget problems standing between the bill’s passage and President Trump’s desk, according to people briefed on the final plan.

With the finish line to their first legislative victory in sight, Republican negotiators agreed to provide a more generous child tax credit in the final bill to shore up support from Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, who said he would not vote for the legislation unless it helped more lower-income Americans.

A spokeswoman for Mr. Rubio said the senator will vote yes on the legislation, given the changes that were made. The final bill will allow families who owe no federal income taxes to still claim up to $1,400 of the $2,000 child tax credit, up from $1,100 in the original version.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

quelle surprise

Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

Marco Rubio, the new maverick

omar little, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)

New exploding Pinto

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:37 (seven years ago)

Hmmmm

A bit of news: Jared Kushner and his legal team is looking for a crisis PR firm. https://t.co/J6T6sX74FN

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) December 15, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)

There’s been rumors for the last couple of days but now there may be some credence to same.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)

Why even bother with crisis management when you're the son-in-law of a dude who can and almost certainly will magically absolve you of any crime? 'There were good people and bad people on both sides of that situation where Jared threw the pipe bomb into the maternity ward. But he's a good kid and I think he's learned his lesson. Pardoned! Sad!'

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

Enough lawyers have taken on board by now that Mueller’s been careful regarding unfiled charges that can’t be pardoned (and which state AGs would be free to pursue should Mueller’s team be let go).

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

See my statement on my support for tax reform legislation: pic.twitter.com/DoeoHLrXWn

— Senator Bob Corker (@SenBobCorker) December 15, 2017

once in a generation opportunity to polish the knobs of corporate CEOs

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:58 (seven years ago)

weird

The greatest threat to our nation is our inability to get our fiscal house in order. My comments on @SquawkCNBC: https://t.co/907gmOS92s

— Senator Bob Corker (@SenBobCorker) July 7, 2017

mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:00 (seven years ago)

jfc

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

well, now rubio can stand his ground all the way to the end.

fucking corker

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

are mccain and cochran healthy enough to vote? is collins on board without health-care guarantees?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

She doesn't care -- all the GOP cares about are taxes.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

rubio already flipped, i think

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/15/us/politics/republican-tax-bill.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

aint over til its over though, i will never forget standing in a greyhound station in texas at 1am this july watching mccain give his melodramatic thumbs down

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)

Rubio is such a hideous little snot

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

i know it's not gonna happen but imagine how awesome it would be if mccain gave the thumbs down AGAIN and mcconnell was like whhaa

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

we can dream

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:43 (seven years ago)

how awesome would it be if the Plankton crumbled into dust and Elizabeth Warren chewed on the remains.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)

I forget who reportered it but one guy who was describing the vibe in the room in the lead up to that vote on twitter and hinting that McCain was possibly going to vote “no”. I was really annoyed that we were getting what I thought was false hope.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:49 (seven years ago)

hacker_cheering_in_oceans11.gif was me in that greyhound station surrounded by sleeping confused people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:02 (seven years ago)

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii)

Whenever I see this I always mentally read it as “mitchavelli” like it’s some posthumous Tupac-influenced alter-ego.

joygoat, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)

Carter Page just sent a 15-page letter to @SenFeinstein that includes this remarkable line. pic.twitter.com/dCdvSHAEwb

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) December 15, 2017

j., Friday, 15 December 2017 23:21 (seven years ago)

love the capitalization of Witch Hunt, nice touch

gbx, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:28 (seven years ago)

he means the Rush song

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:30 (seven years ago)

It's such a treat to live in a time of constant reassessment about which human being is currently the dumbest one.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:37 (seven years ago)

that’s a real roundabout way for carter page to ask al franken to grope him

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:29 (seven years ago)

if you're the type who likes following the numbers as they go: 538's trump tracker has hit 57.4% disapproval, 36.5% approval. the former ties its highest-ever position and the latter is, just barely, a new low. as always: just one data point, which may prove to be statistical noise.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 December 2017 04:21 (seven years ago)

The tax bill isn't about scoring a win for Trump. It's about paying back donors and letting Ryan cream his pants. If it passes, watch a bunch of these goons start tuning Trump out unless there's any personal gain in humoring him.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:36 (seven years ago)

jesus fucking christ these taliban motherfuckers

The Trump administration is prohibiting officials at the nation's top public health agency from using a list of seven words or phrases — including "fetus" and "transgender" — in any official documents being prepared for next year's budget.

Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing. The forbidden words are "vulnerable," "entitlement," "diversity," "transgender," "fetus," "evidence-based" and "science-based."

In some instances, the analysts were given alternative phrases. Instead of "science-based" or "evidence-based," the suggested phrase is "CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community standards and wishes," the person said. In other cases, no replacement words were immediately offered.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/health-science/cdc-gets-list-of-forbidden-words-fetus-transgender-diversity/2017/12/15/f503837a-e1cf-11e7-89e8-edec16379010_story.html"> https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/health-science/cdc-gets-list-of-forbidden-words-fetus-transgender-diversity/2017/12/15/f503837a-e1cf-11e7-89e8-edec16379010_story.html

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 11:25 (seven years ago)

daaaaaaaaaamn

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:07 (seven years ago)

meat for their ever-shrinking ignofuckingramus base

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

To be clear, Presidents Jeb! and Plankton and Cruz would have done the same.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:13 (seven years ago)

That is some insipid kabuki to be sure. Like program managers in Atlanta are going to throw their hands up and say “they’ve beaten us! There is no way to describe what we’re doing without these specific terms!”

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:48 (seven years ago)

God I'm so sick of liberals dangling evidence in our faces, as if it proves anything!

Evan, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:57 (seven years ago)

'wish-based'

jmm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:59 (seven years ago)

All forbidden words will now autocorrect to "faith in Jesus"

Evan, Saturday, 16 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

Congresswoman Jackie Speier (D-San Mateo) told KQED Newsroom on Friday that she believes Republicans are trying to shut down the House Intelligence Committee’s probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 elections.

Speier also said, “The rumor on the Hill when I left yesterday was that the president was going to make a significant speech at the end of next week. And on Dec. 22nd, when we are out of D.C., he was going to fire Robert Mueller.”

If this were to happen, Speier said, it would cause a constitutional crisis. “That is Saturday massacre 2.0,” she said. “Without a doubt there would be an impeachment effort.”

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 14:45 (seven years ago)

good luck usa

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

do these speculations actually help anything at all? if anything, I feel like it gives Trump and GOP Congress leverage to do nothing and then say "see? Democrats are paranoid, conspiracy theorists!".

Obviously it's something to be worried about but thinly-sourced rumors like "I hear that Trump's going to fire Mueller next week" just kind of makes his job easier for him.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:24 (seven years ago)

72% of us believe 1/2-term did something wrong with russia (40% believe it was illegal; 32% believe it was at least "unethical")

http://www.apnorc.org/PDFs/AP-NORC%20December%202017/AP%20Custom%20Poll%20Topline%20December_Trump.pdf

32% of us approve of him

if that isn't enough to keep investigation into international election crimes going, then stick a fork in this place. let's rewrite the history books to show that hillary was hiding obama's kenyan birth certificate and saddam's WMD in benghazi

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:25 (seven years ago)

the only way it would matter is if 72% of lobbyists believed this.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

Adam Schiff has also recently suggested that republicans/trump are trying to shut down the House Intel investigation.

I agree that Speier suggesting a specific date that trump will fire Mueller is monumentally stupid

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:35 (seven years ago)

millions now living will never die

bob lefse (rushomancy), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:06 (seven years ago)

McConnell's best album

Evan, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:22 (seven years ago)

I do feel like the term constitutional crisis has given me an outsized sense of the everyday social disruption to expect--the Saturday night massacre didn't lead to fuckin Mad Max or anything, it was an administrative crisis.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

Fucking bullshit Russian bit army out in force pushing the currupt FBI narrative. #ComeyShouldBeIndicted trending? that shit is not organic at all, give me a break. Fuck Twitter

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

I don’t think Speier’s spreading rumors is bad. The more they say that the GOP and Trump are going to do X, it raises awareness of the consequences and puts them into a corner. If Trump doesn’t actually fire Mueller on the 22nd, who cares? Somehow I don’t see that having any impact on the credibility of a survivor of the Jonestown massacre.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:48 (seven years ago)

And btw when have the Dems been wrong about any doomsaying thus far? GOP has tried to do all of the worst shit

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

otm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

if you all want to hear about government enabled twitter armies this week’s reply all is a doozy

https://gimletmedia.com/episode/112-the-prophet/

maura, Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:51 (seven years ago)

addendum to last night: 538 is now at 57.5/36.4, trump's highest/lowest to date.

clinging to hope that a serious 2018 blue wave can at least grind most of the active raid-the-country stuff to a halt, and comes before any more SCOTUS slots open. also a dem senate could continue actual non-hamstrung investigations, etc., even though it couldn't reverse shitty policy enacted prior to that point.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:12 (seven years ago)

dems clawing back seats in the house & senate will prob coincide neatly with the next economic collapses

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

collapse

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

it's almost like it's planned that way

sleeve, Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:55 (seven years ago)

It works that way because the economy is always a lagging indicator of the government’s function.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)

dems clawing back seats in the house & senate will prob coincide neatly with the next economic collapses

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will),

History's an imperfect guide, but in 2008 the Dems, who held both houses, got no blame for the collapse.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)

Onama did tho despite taking the Oval Office after it happened

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

I think the portion of blame Obama bears was that after being given authority to assist homeowners with underwater mortgages his administration was very timid about applying that authority. His administration also declined to go aggressively after bank executives, the bond rating companies and Wall Street malfeasance. Put those two together and he pissed off millions of voters.

Once he'd incurred that much blame it was an easy step for the Republicans to muddy the waters, to simplify and broaden the accusations to a general blame for the slow recovery. Reality as usual was too complex for average voters to absorb, but they knew Obama was not delivering the goods as they'd expected. They wanted FDR and they got someone considerably less active and aggressive on their behalf.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

"For the president, this isn't about adulation and cheering crowds," White House political director Bill Stepien said in an interview. "This is about electing and reelecting Republicans."

NARRATOR: "It was about adulation and cheering crowds."

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

Seth Abramson goes ham:

(THREAD) There's now a rumor in Congress that Trump plans to fire Special Counsel Mueller on December 22. If this happens, it will trigger a constitutional crisis. This thread explains what's happening and what to do—please read and share it widely.

This is an actual emergency. pic.twitter.com/3UMG39V4q3

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) December 16, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:08 (seven years ago)

if you all want to hear about government enabled twitter armies this week’s reply all is a doozy

https://gimletmedia.com/episode/112-the-prophet/

― maura, Saturday, December 16, 2017 5:51 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok, this is not just a good story, this is incredible journalism

Milton Parker, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:16 (seven years ago)

Abramson makes a whole series of predictions and alternate predictions, but he makes no recommendations for anyone to either forestall or remedy the crisis he predicts. About all he is accomplishing with that series of tweets is the ability to say "I told you so" if any of his predictions prove true. We'll all know soon enough.

The Dec 22nd date being rumored does seem plausible, in that such a desperation move is best done when 95% of the country is deeply distracted from politics. No doubt he's expect to sign off on the tax bill before throwing his administration in the crapper and hope for the best. It would certainly make 2017 look like a frolic compared t 2018. I hope the Dems are lining up candidates in every district in the US.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:21 (seven years ago)

Trump dying of a heart attack on Christmas would be a nice present

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:26 (seven years ago)

Aimless, the recommendations are implied: email and call your congressmen, irrespective of party, if it happens.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

or we get cyanide suicide capsules ready.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:41 (seven years ago)

I'm not sure that 30 tweets are required for that. Several early tweets that clearly establish that Trump has no authority to fire Mueller directly are the really useful part of it, which fact would be reported at the time of the firing anyway. The rest is 'I am smart enough to predict the future' window dressing imo.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:45 (seven years ago)

I don't know if the rumors about firing Mueller are really true, but I have to imagine if they happen there will be massive backlash. Let's not forget that a lot of the mess Trump's in right now is very closely linked to firing Comey. I also have to imagine Mueller is fully aware of the fact he may be fired and has contingency plans already lined up. I just don't see how this happens without it backfiring big time.

Moodles, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:49 (seven years ago)

As my friend pointed out, it's not like he's operating solo. There are dozens and dozens of fellow FBI agents and other investigators working with him. All pretty much privy to the same evidence.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:51 (seven years ago)

any republican covering for russian cybercrime is a total patriot. taxes are the real enemy

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

If he fires Mueller, it would almost certainly be because allowing Mueller to finish his investigation would destroy both him and his wealth. His only chance would be to throw the game board over, call FOUL as loudly as he can, and create enough chaos that he might escape with his money intact. Just quietly resigning would not stop the process or save him. Chaos gives him a puncher's chance.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:00 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I guess it may be his only option for disrupting this thing, so a hail Mary at best. I doubt it will work the way he hopes.

Moodles, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:04 (seven years ago)

they should threaten to leak nudie pics of Donald if he fires Mueller

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:06 (seven years ago)

we're all dorothy and toto. this is getting weird, our russian puppet wizard of oz

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:17 (seven years ago)

I'm surprised Sanders hasn't used the excuse that everybody knew he was a Russian puppet when they voted for him yet.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:22 (seven years ago)

"Fake Nudes!"

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:22 (seven years ago)

DON: Well, yeah.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:23 (seven years ago)

I think I mentioned it but I signed up for this
https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:30 (seven years ago)

Trump and his lawyers obviously know what lines of questioning were followed during the deposing of Don Jr. and Kushner, because their defense teams are cooperating with one another. They also should know what sort of beans Flynn could spill to Mueller, assuming their clients have not been lying to them.

They may have seen enough shoes dropping by now to be able to predict what other shoes are poised to drop. If Mueller survives, it wouldn't surprise me if some damning pardons get issued to Don Jr. and Jared before many months go by, to prevent their getting squeezed under threat of substantial jail time.

To quote an ilxor dn: constitutional crises, they fly at you face.

ty for the link, el tomboto

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:33 (seven years ago)

vladimir putin funded the trump campaign, at least in kind, if not in rubles / dollars

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:33 (seven years ago)

indeed, thanks tomboto

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:35 (seven years ago)

If he fires Mueller, it would almost certainly be because allowing Mueller to finish his investigation would destroy both him and his wealth. His only chance would be to throw the game board over, call FOUL as loudly as he can, and create enough chaos that he might escape with his money intact. Just quietly resigning would not stop the process or save him. Chaos gives him a puncher's chance.

― A is for (Aimless)

all of this literally happened forty-four years ago.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:39 (seven years ago)

been there, saw that

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

but this holiday season, there seems to be a non-zero chance that A)Trump gets himself

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:04 (seven years ago)

i don't know what happened to that post, weird

there seems to be a non-zero chance that A)Trump gets himself impeached by the new year, or B) triggers an actual civil war

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:05 (seven years ago)

i guess there's also the possibility that he just goes ahead and starts a nuclear war on the way out

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:05 (seven years ago)

there is also a zero chance 2scoops gets himself. too much money for someone that dumb does not facilitate self-awareness, we're sadly learning, contra arthur laffer / jack kemp

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:06 (seven years ago)

i don't know what happened to that post, weird

there seems to be a non-zero chance that A)Trump gets himself impeached by the new year, or B) triggers an actual civil war

― Karl Malone

there was just as much chance of literal civil war in 1973, and a _greater_ chance that the president would be impeached before the year was out.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:12 (seven years ago)

Democratic Congress though

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:20 (seven years ago)

counter-point: americans broke into the DNC with nixon; russians broke into the DNC with trump

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:38 (seven years ago)

Whether ours shall continue to be a government of laws and not of men is now for Congress and ultimately the American people

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:45 (seven years ago)

Send that line to Huckleberry Butchmeup.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:52 (seven years ago)

Democratic Congress though

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

James Eastland (D-MS) wasn't exactly calling for Nixon's head

mostly i'd say it's the difference between october and december. how many impeachment bills were proposed immediately after the Saturday Night Massacre? 22?

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:12 (seven years ago)

took 9 months for any movement though

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:14 (seven years ago)

granted, this was before social media and increased awareness around things like this

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:14 (seven years ago)

I agree with Alfred though - Democrats had advantages in Congress then that we don't have at the moment. And in the end they still believed themselves well short of the votes needed until the tapes got released.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:16 (seven years ago)

ok, this is not just a good story, this is incredible journalism

― Milton Parker, Saturday, December 16, 2017 5:16 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah Reply All is a great podcast. this is real journalism, with investigation, clues, first-hand accounts, etc.

i don't think it is possible to prove why anybody voted a certain way. furthermore i don't think dominance of social media is an act of war. if Facebook is so powerful that an election can be thrown shouldn't we be investigating Facebook?

dems clawing back seats in the house & senate will prob coincide neatly with the next economic collapses

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will),

History's an imperfect guide, but in 2008 the Dems, who held both houses, got no blame for the collapse.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, December 16, 2017 2:37 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they certainly got shit for selling us out in the ensuing bailout, helping to create the Occupy movement and suffering massive national and state level defeats in 2010.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:38 (seven years ago)

Two-part question:

1) Do we think John McCain will still be alive in November 2018?
2) Do we think the Democrats can pick up his seat if/when he dies?

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 17 December 2017 13:32 (seven years ago)

1) if he is i suspect he will have already stepped down for medical reasons, i sincerely doubt he'll be capable of governance up to the end
2) possibly -- depends on if the Republicans run a roy moore type (arpaio?) that would mobilize the Hispanic vote

gbx, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago)

McCain will retain the seat as a Force ghost

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:19 (seven years ago)

i dunno if mccain will still be alive in december 2017 tbh

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

mccain will be fueled by a pure desire to bankrupt yr kids' futures up until his last breath

Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

lmao

Doug Jones said the country needs to "move on" from sexual harassment allegations against the presidenthttps://t.co/UpFLW7lIGO

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) December 17, 2017

Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:23 (seven years ago)

that is gross

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

yep, knew what we were gettin in Dougie

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

They should install a gigantic permanent McCain thumbs down on the ceiling at the capital, dangling above the senate floor like a sword of damocles, commemorating the time that he saves Obamacare, a couple months before he and all the other republicans vote unanimously to sabotage it in a tax bill like heroes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

Like mistletoe.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

You have to sword fight under it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:30 (seven years ago)

Doug Jones, new champion of the left

“He was elected with those allegations at front and center,” Jones said, mirroring an argument that White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders made last week in Trump’s defense.

“I guess the question is, why should Al Franken resign if there are even more horrific allegations about President Trump and no one is calling for him to step down?” Jake Tapper asked.

When numerous women accused Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) of misconduct, Jones called on Franken to resign, and said the allegations were “not a partisan issue.”

“Well, again, I go back to the fact that those allegations were made, and he was elected President of the United States,” Jones said. “I think at this point we need to move on and try to work with some real issues that are facing the country and not worry about getting at odds with the President any more than we have to.”

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:33 (seven years ago)

also making the rounds

What a start: Northam says he won't pressure Virginia's shrunken GOP to expand Medicaid. He's concerned about "obligating the state to escalate costs" & wants to "better define eligibility." https://t.co/EO7kNCYza9 pic.twitter.com/ZRsn8BWyqt

— Taniel (@Taniel) December 17, 2017

Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

‘sword fight’ creating some pretty traumatic mental images there tbh

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:37 (seven years ago)

“I think at this point we need to move on and try to work with some real issues that are facing the country and not worry about getting at odds with the President any more than we have to.”_


doug, the president is the real issue facing the country

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

Democratic consultant class needs to be dragged into the streets and shot

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

Doug Jones, new champion of the left

One less vote sustaining the Trump/Ryan/McConnell triumvirate. No one ever touted him as a leftist that I recall.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:03 (seven years ago)

Couple this news with enduring Three Billboards and America looks glorious this morning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

marco rubio, "a longtime champion of the working class" lolllllllllllll wtf @nytimes As a Must-Pass Republican Tax Bill Headed for the Finish Line, Rubio Saw an Opening https://t.co/eHg7kTA70o pic.twitter.com/4PnL3hXpqb

— George Quraishi (@quraishi) December 16, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

There is, however, this:

Northam tweets about Medicaid after his comments to WaPo provoked upload this morning. I'll let you decipher how much this is a qualification vs. a reiteration: https://t.co/ShQA5w8cD6

— Taniel (@Taniel) December 17, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

more breaking news out of alabama

In a show of bipartisanship, Doug Jones is going to take his dick out at the mall.

— Derek (@ricketyoldshack) December 17, 2017

Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:36 (seven years ago)

Dude on Pod Save American joked that if Moore won he would have referred to him as Roy Moore (R -Kelly).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

when a moderate dem talks about "smart policy choices" I assume there's gonna be means testing involved

Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

Goddammit Northam you fucking tool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:35 (seven years ago)

What a start: Northam says he won't pressure Virginia's shrunken GOP to expand Medicaid. He's concerned about "obligating the state to escalate costs" & wants to "better define eligibility." https://t.co/EO7kNCYza9 pic.twitter.com/ZRsn8BWyqt

— Taniel (@Taniel) December 17, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

stand down, lieutenant

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

just a general check on my sanity:

in pretty much any other year, it would be headline news if 5 days after an election for the senate, the loser (by 1.5%, or 21,000 votes) refused to concede and kept talking about voter fraud, right? this year it's just like Welp that's politics!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)

fwiw, im glad its not bigger news bc people are rightly treating it as bullshit, right?

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

Ya same

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

Amusing: https://forward.com/news/390104/my-quest-to-find-roy-moores-jewish-attorney-if-there-is-one/

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

Don't know this potential loon, but:

Settle in, politikids.

You're going to enjoy this...

I've read the full letter Trump transition team attorneys sent to legislators re: Mueller obtaining their emails.

It has a delicious reveal.

1/https://t.co/gHZPrX3CVn

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 17, 2017

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)

Earlier this year, Trump appointed the top attorney at the office responsible for providing all the electronics and email accounts the Trump transition team used. That attorney's name was Richard Backler. Now, as background, Backler was a white collar criminal defense attorney before his appointment. He helped rich criminals beat government convictions for a firm with a name you'll find familiar: Bracewell & Giuliani. So, Trump appointed Backler and then Backler went and assured Trump transition team attorneys that he would not allow his org (the GSA) to provide any of their emails to investigators. One problem: Backler fell ill and ultimately passed away.

So, until Mueller's crew started asking Trump aides about those emails, they had absolutely no idea Mueller had them because they thought Trump's guy on the inside was running interference for them. Let that one sink in. Trump and his flunkies thought their friend at the GSA had locked their emails away literally in a vault no one could get to... They thought their bodies were all buried.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:48 (seven years ago)

after a sweeping victory against a rat bastard racist, Northam is pre-compromising on adding means tests and work requirements to Medicaid

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) December 17, 2017

thinking you can be the Moral Exemplar who will bring back Civil Bipartisan Discussion at this moment is a politics of pure delusional narcissism

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) December 17, 2017

Electing Democrats is half the battle. Without constant pressure, they'll mostly just sit there or be actively counterproductive. They need to be herded like cattle, honestly. https://t.co/B64yXktBcQ

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) December 17, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:53 (seven years ago)

Amusing and yet rather uncomfortable a quest? Searching for a Jew? "I searched those names. No Jews."

xxp

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:54 (seven years ago)

Well, that's not how it starts, is it? That's the last minute Hail Mary (so to speak).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)

re: doug jones -- trump is not going to resign because of any of the allegations against him. everybody knew about them before the election and he still won. he wouldn't resign if every single democrat in congress called for him to go. i appreciate "if franken goes, trump should go too" as a rhetorical device, but getting pissed at a dem who just won an astonishing victory in one of the most right-wing parts of the country because he doesn't suddenly sound like elizabeth warren is...not productive.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:56 (seven years ago)

I know, I know. I fully support the cause. It's the straightforward way of writing that caused a culture clash I guess; you'd not read something as bluntly as that easily over at this side of the ocean.

Carry on. xp

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

Xpost we're not pissed cos Trump "isnt gonna resign", we're pissed cos he's basically telling the victims to "let it go" which is a p shitty thing to say

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:18 (seven years ago)

there are many ways to tell the truth, or at least avoid saying something shitty, without being elizabeth warren. she doesn't hold a monopoly on not fucking up

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:23 (seven years ago)

Electing Democrats is half the battle

Depends which battle!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:40 (seven years ago)

right, if half the battle is "knowing" the other half is not going to be "elect democrats". that's a shitty "keep calm and carry on" meme waiting to happen, not a political strategy.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Monday, 18 December 2017 00:17 (seven years ago)

Let’s stop electing Democrats, they suck

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 00:42 (seven years ago)

I'm actually fine with electing less doctrinaire Democrats, because they are actually susceptible to political pressure.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 December 2017 01:01 (seven years ago)

this thread is the first action taken by the trump administration that i approve of

Report, search, and protect on https://t.co/qFWdMF6Xk0 #MyVeryShortStory 2/5 pic.twitter.com/W89DUwn4vh

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) December 12, 2017

j., Monday, 18 December 2017 02:38 (seven years ago)

the graphic design sensibility our country deserves at this moment in history

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:46 (seven years ago)

what the hell is "sky-bow before me"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 02:55 (seven years ago)

An amazing thing a metaphor says in all caps

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 03:00 (seven years ago)

well obviously you can't do a normal bow when you're flying in the sky

j., Monday, 18 December 2017 03:07 (seven years ago)

lol at the only two replies

Report, search, and protect on https://t.co/qFWdMF6Xk0 #MyVeryShortStory 2/5 pic.twitter.com/W89DUwn4vh

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) December 12, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 03:21 (seven years ago)

Let’s stop electing Democrats, they suck

El Tomboto and His Infinite Supply of Strawmen, ladies & germs

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:28 (seven years ago)

I learned it from watching you

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 04:29 (seven years ago)

sick barn, farmer

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:34 (seven years ago)

where’s tara reid

maura, Monday, 18 December 2017 04:39 (seven years ago)

she's a hell of a peacemaker, but i don't think even she can stop this neverending tombot/morbius beef

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:56 (seven years ago)

i dont have a beef w/ tom

i am baffled by his zero criticism of Democrats policy tho

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:59 (seven years ago)

PLEASE let me have this punchline, for heaven's sake

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:03 (seven years ago)

*high fives everyone*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 05:10 (seven years ago)

Morbs and I are so past beef. I think we may have reached the limits of what venison can do, sometimes, but then a little bison to break up the routine and we’re back to doe, doe, doe, doe.

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 05:43 (seven years ago)

less beefing, more porking imo

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 09:44 (seven years ago)

And bet than old boef is the tendre veel

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Monday, 18 December 2017 09:48 (seven years ago)

trump policy on climate change is horrifying and reading about it is giving me palpitations just sat at my desk

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/18/trump-drop-climate-change-national-security-strategy

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 18 December 2017 11:46 (seven years ago)

if it makes you feel any better, Obama's (and virtually every other world leader's) milquetoast response wasn't really gonna make a dent anyway

Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 12:07 (seven years ago)

at least we have consistency in rhetoric and result now

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 12:21 (seven years ago)

Trump re Cuba: “Hopefully everything will normalize with Cuba, but right now, they are not doing the right thing. And when they don’t do the right thing, we’re not going to do the right thing."

— Jackie Calmes (@jackiekcalmes) December 17, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:14 (seven years ago)

~~leadershit~~

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:15 (seven years ago)

Every Trump proclamation comes off like a disinterested aside in a phone conversation with a relative he doesn't like while the majority of his attention is trained on trying to beat his high score in Donkey Kong.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

'If Cuba doesn't do the thing with the whatever, then we won't do the...other...thing...with that guy, the bearded guy...god damn these barrels!'

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:24 (seven years ago)

the newly established climate change policy NickB mentioned above ("let's stick our heads back in the sand where they belong") is part of a new national security plan that's being released today.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Prioritizing national sovereignty over alliances, President Donald Trump is poised to outline a new national security strategy that envisions nations in a perpetual state of competition, reverses Obama-era warnings on climate change, and de-emphasizes multinational agreements that have dominated the United States’ foreign policy since the Cold War.

The Republican president, who ran on a platform of “America First,” will detail his plan Monday, one that if fully implemented could sharply alter the United States’ relationships with the rest of the world. The plan, according to senior administration officials who offered a preview Sunday, is to focus on four main themes: protecting the homeland and way of life; promoting American prosperity; demonstrating peace through strength; and advancing American influence in an ever-competitive world.

Trump’s doctrine holds that nation states are in perpetual competition and that the U.S. must fight on all fronts to protect and defend its sovereignty from friend and foe alike. While the administration often says that “America First” does not mean “America Alone,” the national security strategy to be presented by Trump will make clear that the United States will stand up for itself even if that means acting unilaterally or alienating others on issues like trade, climate change and immigration, according to people familiar with the strategy.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:24 (seven years ago)

maybe they'll trot out stephen miller in front of the press again today. 2:1 odds he starts a fist fight within 10 minutes.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:26 (seven years ago)

President Donald Trump is poised to outline a new national security strategy that envisions nations in a perpetual state of competition

new national security strategies vmic

difficult listening hour, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

lol @ OL

sigh @ Miller/Bannon geopolitical theory but hardly surprising at this point. as noted this is indeed what he campaigned on. "and we haven't gotten ANYTHING out of it" etc. bleah.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

maybe they'll trot out stephen miller in front of the press again today. 2:1 odds he starts a fist fight within 10 minutes.

― Karl Malone, Monday, December 18, 2017 3:26 PM (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yknow i don't tend to be one of those people who makes "to the countryside for re-education" jokes because the cultural rev was a horror & i don't think such jokes are funny or good for The Discourse generally but stephen miller could probably stand to be sent to the countryside for re-education

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:10 (seven years ago)

yknow by some nice hippie farmers who'll learn him what real human beings are like

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

Encino Man 2

Evan, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

hey smuuuuuuuggy

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

Is there a particular personality disorder diagnosis that fits people like Stephen Miller and Roy Moore? Anecdotes about the two of them are very similar, describing this zealous and completely unwavering sense of self-righteousness that absolutely no one can penetrate.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

zealous and completely unwavering sense of self-righteousness that absolutely no one can penetrate

Yeah it's called the Republican Party

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

Dunning-Kruger powered by cheap crank

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:33 (seven years ago)

xpost Well, yeah. But there's something different in these particular cases. Like it's not that cynical thing where they're just toing a party line for selfish gain but rather true fanatics with respect to their own proprietary access to Truth. This tendency that seems to burn away anything that makes them seem even vaguely human.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

'toing'? 'toeing'

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:35 (seven years ago)

Santorum & Miller strike me as prototypical of a generation of conservatives who, rather than seeing Reaganism's moralistic corporatism as a convenient cover for an opportunistic power grab, actually believed its tenets to be true--Miller's the kinda guy who really thinks he's standing athwart history as a superior being who "gets" something that the dunderheaded liberal elite are incapable of seeing.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

santorum is three decades older than miller but he is also spectacularly stupid so I think the analysis would hold

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:47 (seven years ago)

every young Cuban conservative I know has Miller's moronic arrogance

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

just googled around. yeah generationally santorum (born 1958) is a peer of obama's (born 1961). miller (born 1985) is younger than the median ilxor. what continues to alarm me is that profile of college aged ted cruz (born 1970) where he was playing super nintendo in the dorms or whatever. fucking bizarre.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:52 (seven years ago)

you remember this from The Sopranos

The right way to think of the GOP tax bill is as a kind of organized crime bust out. The plan is to steal as much as possible and leave the destroyed shell for other people to deal with. https://t.co/4UtC3rprh3

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) December 1, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

This is an enjoyable thread.

This is a real picture of the President of the United States, today. pic.twitter.com/l6fK5I2Cwa

— Daniel Kibblesmith ⛄️⚔️🦖 (@kibblesmith) December 17, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

Taking fashion tips from Bannon.

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:09 (seven years ago)

He looks like Tommy Wiseau’s dad

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

he’d be wearing two button-down shirts at once if that was the case

real talk: is donald trump capable of growing facial hair?

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/can-donald-trump-grow-a-beard-an-investigation-1787842613

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

I want him to grow a moustache now because you know it would be some tonsorial nightmare unlike any previous mustache a human being has ever grown. And it would almost assuredly contain visible detritus from recent meals.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:38 (seven years ago)

WaPo editorial page editor fawns over war-monger and moral grifter John McCain like a child. https://t.co/UkbafI6OnR

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) December 18, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

"tireless voice" – isn't he ill?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

sorry

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/can-donald-trump-grow-a-beard-an-investigation-1787842613🕸


ashley feinberg asking the hard questions yet again

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

he’d be wearing two button-down shirts at once if that was the case

real talk: is donald trump capable of growing facial hair?

― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 18, 2017 5:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw a real american rocking this look this weekend.. he was a vagrant type on the shuttle bus in palm springs

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:24 (seven years ago)

Sad! Twitter suspends Britain First leaders.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

if trump's tweet from a few minutes ago is to be believed, there's a " soon to be submitted infrastructure plan"

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

Focusing mainly on golden toilets, I assume

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

" soon to be submitted infrastructure plan"

A plan that will mostly involve paying off campaign contributors with further huge tax breaks, leading to enormously inflated profits at government expense. Time for Mueller to drop some more indictments. Maybe put the hammer down on Manafort.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:13 (seven years ago)

i'm definitely being over-optimistic, but this story is starting to feel like it has legs (especially with mccain out)

BREAKING: Orrin Hatch admits he wrote controversial tax provision, which enriches @SenBobCorker, Donald Trump, @SpeakerRyan and a handful of top GOP lawmakers. Experts slam Hatch for pretending the provision isn't new. Our story: https://t.co/LTxh6Fhr7g

— David Sirota (@davidsirota) December 18, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

poor stock market needs its tax cuts though. they're baked in :(

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

my sense is that these cuts are the sole reason the establishment has put up with trump at all and they're gonna do whatever is necessary to jam them through

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

The train accident that just occurred in DuPont, WA shows more than ever why our soon to be submitted infrastructure plan must be approved quickly. Seven trillion dollars spent in the Middle East while our roads, bridges, tunnels, railways (and more) crumble! Not for long!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 18, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

Corker's insistence that his vote couldn't have hinged on that provision because he's never actually read the bill is really a watershed moment in American politics

frogbs, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

On the contrary, I find his blind faith touching. It's like the ultimate example of 'let go and let GOP'.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

So apparently that know-nothing judicial nominee has pulled himself out of consideration, proving that every once in a while, a conservative is capable of embarrassment.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

Agree w/ Il Douche on this one.

Too bad there's nothing money left.

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

no money

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:51 (seven years ago)

Seven trillion dollars spent in the Middle East while our roads, bridges, tunnels, railways (and more) crumble!

Oddly enough, if Trump stays around he'll continue to spend money on our Middle Eastern wars at the same rate Obama did and not bat an eye. If challenged he'd be indignant and defend it as a fully justified expense.

He'll say whatever he wants to say if he thinks it might close the sale, then forget he said it ten minutes later.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

Agree w/ Il Douche on this one.

Too bad there's nothing money left.

― Hadrian VIII, Monday, December 18, 2017 2:50 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

infrastructure spending is a good idea in the abstract, but i have faith that the people who tell trump what to do can turn it into rabid ideological capitalism and corruption with a veneer of nationalism

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:00 (seven years ago)

He just felt bad that Obama didn't use all that money on golf trips.

Evan, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:01 (seven years ago)

I feel like there must be a Yakov Smirnov joke that explains why an American president should be demonized for doing the same thing that a Russian puppet president does. What a country!

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

The derailment was a brand new train, on a new line meant to bypass tunnels shared with freight, so I don’t know if “lack of investment in infrastructure,” relatively speaking, is the most relevant issue here anyway.

sciatica, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

bring back infrastructure week

frogbs, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:45 (seven years ago)

It’s actually the kind of petty marginal improvement (projected 10 min shorter between Seattle and Portland over previous service) with atrocious safety I can imagine being the result of a Trump infrastructure project, should such a thing ever come to pass. Of course that’s the result we have anyway, even without his intervention.

sciatica, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

leggo infrastructure week

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

infrastructure weak sauce

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:03 (seven years ago)

President Donald Trump is privately striking a less agitated tone on the Russia investigation, sources say, even insisting he’ll soon be cleared in writing. But his new approach has some allies worried he’s not taking the threat of the probe seriously enough.

Trump has spent much of his first year in office so enraged by the federal investigation into Russian meddling in last year’s election that lawmakers who work with him tried to avoid the issue entirely and his friends worried that Trump might rashly fire the special counsel.

The President seems so convinced of his impending exoneration that he is telling associates Mueller will soon write a letter clearing him that Trump can brandish to Washington and the world in a bid to finally emerge from the cloud of suspicion that has loomed over the first chapter of his presidency, the sources said.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/18/politics/trump-russia-investigation/index.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

that is great but has the President considered that he's been wrong about basically everything

frogbs, Monday, 18 December 2017 21:22 (seven years ago)

It would be easier to convince him that he can fly. Someone should do that and lead him to the top of Trump Tower.

Evan, Monday, 18 December 2017 21:25 (seven years ago)

just an extremely normal way to drink out of a small glass of water pic.twitter.com/GmBbpubBkj

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

luv2drink like a toddler holding a sippy cup

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:01 (seven years ago)

#donniedentures movement gets more evidence

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:26 (seven years ago)

That looks like his problem is more in his hands than his mouth.

WilliamC, Monday, 18 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

I am now getting targeted ads in my Facebook feed about Randy Bryce, which amuses me because they keep putting his picture next to Paul Ryan's and my lizard brain reaction is "this is for the Republican primary, right"

I also can't believe that "IronStache" is actually a thing.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:39 (seven years ago)

Fingers too stubby to grip comfortably with one paw.

xp

Moodles, Monday, 18 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

Randy Bryce is awesome. I love how his ads get the same reaction from just about everyone, at the end - "wait, THAT guy is the candidate?"

frogbs, Monday, 18 December 2017 22:53 (seven years ago)

paul ryan bailing and that guy taking over his seat would be soooooooooooo delicious.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:57 (seven years ago)

fuck these clowns

Now, instead of giving 62 percent of its tax cuts to the one percent, the Republican tax plan gives 83 percent of its tax cuts to the … one percent.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/the-trump-tax-cuts-just-got-even-more-skewed-to-the-rich.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 18 December 2017 23:57 (seven years ago)

these are the actions of predators who simply don't care.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:02 (seven years ago)

it'd be far better if ryan was actually ousted by bryce tbh xxp

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:03 (seven years ago)

True, but Ryan is the chickenshit heel in this scenario and too scared/arrogant to be defeated in a fair match, so he abdicates the title belt and runs for the dressing rooms.

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:07 (seven years ago)

i agree with you, GT, but given the leaked noise about ryan quitting I'll take the "no incumbent" advantage over the admittedly infinite moral satisfaction of seeing this union leftie whup Pylo Rand's ass.

also possible: ryan gets primaried by a tea party nutball who then loses to randy. that's cool too.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:33 (seven years ago)

from today's monmouth poll:

Nearly half the American public (47%) disapprove of the tax reform bills passed by the Senate and House and just 26% approve. Another 8% withhold judgement until seeing the final plan and 19% have no opinion. [ Note: the poll was conducted before the final conference version of the bill was released. ] It is also worth noting that strong disapproval (35%) of the proposal far outweighs strong approval (13%).

of course, it doesn't matter what the american public thinks. Republicans don't represent all americans, and stopped pretending that they did a long time ago. it only matters what the people who voted for republicans think, and there's much better news for republicans there:

Republicans favor the proposed tax reform plan by a 55% approve to 16% disapprove margin. Democrats (7% approve to 72% disapprove) and independents (20% approve to 53% disapprove) are decidedly negative about the proposed changes.

buuuuut this is encouraging:

The package doesn't play well in areas of the country that the GOP needs to win in 2018. Opinion of the tax reform plan is divided in "red" counties that Trump won by at least ten percentage points in 2016 - 34% approve and 37% disapprove. In "swing" counties where the margin of victory for either candidate was less than ten points, 30% approve of the plan compared with 38% who disapprove. In "blue" counties that Hillary Clinton won by ten points or more, only 15% approve while 60% disapprove.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:35 (seven years ago)

again, these are not politicians, these are businessmen who don't care much about the next election. they are gonna get stupid rich now and buy the next election.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:41 (seven years ago)

I understand the feeling driving that sentiment, uly. This is a shitty thing done by a shitty party in a shitty moment in time.

I'm not expecting most of the sitting Congress to bail out and become campaign contributors, though. It seems to me that these guys are first creatures of political power & its unique celebrity, not the oligarchic kind of power that sets the terms of the debate from behind the curtain.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:56 (seven years ago)

i just imagine most of them as people who have spent an inordinate amount of their time begging for money to run for office now finding the opportunity to get a ton of money and the option to do whatever they want with it. if they want to stay politics famous, i suppose that's an option but i would bet a bunch of these fuckheads bail out.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:25 (seven years ago)

does Congress have to disclose tax returns or are those secret as well? Would be interesting if somebody went through the returns of every Republican senator and calculated how much they stood to gain.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:02 (seven years ago)

they release personal financial disclosures which only discloses broad ranges but opensecrets likes to make educated guesses

https://www.opensecrets.org/personal-finances

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 03:04 (seven years ago)

but still 1/2 term persisted

In the weeks after he became the Republican nominee on July 19, 2016, Donald Trump was warned that foreign adversaries, including Russia, would probably try to spy on and infiltrate his campaign, according to multiple government officials familiar with the matter.

The warning came in the form of a high-level counterintelligence briefing by senior FBI officials, the officials said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-warned-trump-2016-russians-would-try-infiltrate-his-campaign-n830596

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 03:07 (seven years ago)

also possible: ryan gets primaried by a tea party nutball who then loses to randy. that's cool too.

it's even funnier if you're familiar with the loon who always runs against ryan in the primary

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 05:58 (seven years ago)

unrelated to anything, but here in the middle of the night i'm remember how ted cruz his ground early in the primaries. he was going to run as the crazy ass guy from the right willing to go just a little bit further than everyone else in the field while still maintaining a veneer of respectability due to his legal background and position as a US senator. even with trump, he ended up getting pretty far. but trump out-asshole'd him from the right and stole away a core constituency of Cruz's crazy supporters.

near the end of the primaries, i thought cruz was setting himself up as a never-trumper so that he could run again in 2020 on a Told you so platform. but then he folded and ended up phonebanking for trump.

but how is cruz doing now, in terms of influence? i haven't heard much from him during this congressional session.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:09 (seven years ago)

er, i don't know what's up with that first sentence either, sorry

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:15 (seven years ago)

He has a credible opponent in 2018. It’s a reach but keep an eye on that race.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:22 (seven years ago)

That hapless fool/fed court nominee grilled by Senator John Kennedy? He withdrew. The skinny:

In an interview with a Louisiana radio station on Monday, Kennedy insisted that his undressing of Petersen had not angered President Trump. In reality, sources tell The Daily Beast, the White House was quite upset with the spectacle that the senator had produced. The White House press shop didn’t say much beyond confirming that Petersen’s nomination was withdrawn. And Kennedy, when asked, downplayed any friction.

"I don’t know anything about the vetting process," he told The Daily Beast. "I’m a freshman senator. The closest I get to the White House is a tour. So I don’t know how it works over there. All I see is the end product. I support President Trump enthusiastically... But I’m not going to endorse an idea or a person blindly. That’s my job as a Senator... and that’s what I did. And I think Mr. Petersen, again, I feel bad for him, but I think he did the right thing stepping aside."

But the frustration being felt over McGahn’s commandeering of the judicial nomination process is shared by numerous other senators on the Judiciary Committee.

“He is having an outsized influence and it is an administration that, quite frankly, when it comes to the judiciary and other appointments, doesn’t respect qualifications,” said one Democratic Senate aide who, like others, spoke on condition of anonymity to more honestly describe the current state of play.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 11:58 (seven years ago)

lol

Mr. Kennedy made no apologies for grilling a nominee by a president of his own party.

“Just because you’ve seen 'My Cousin Vinny' doesn’t qualify you to be a federal judge,” Mr. Kennedy told a New Orleans television station on Monday before Mr. Petersen’s letter was released.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 12:01 (seven years ago)

kennedy’s milkshake duck countdown begins... now

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 12:22 (seven years ago)

he's here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NePlddZpNKs

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:29 (seven years ago)

I like Grant' s contemptuous expression.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:34 (seven years ago)

Grant has "the DTs"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:37 (seven years ago)

On an early 2007 visit when Bush was toxic the audience hissed and booed when his 'bot spoke.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:50 (seven years ago)

again, these are not politicians, these are businessmen who don't care much about the next election. they are gonna get stupid rich now and buy the next election.

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses)

they're going to pay hillary clinton to run again? because that's about the only shot they have at this point.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

i mean, here's the thing, they're no more "businessmen" than they are "politicians". they're crooks. i understand out here it's taken as axiomatic that all businessmen are crooks, but i think greater precision would be of benefit here.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:11 (seven years ago)

lol

For nearly eight months, President Trump has boasted that appointing Neil M. Gorsuch to the Supreme Court ranks high among his signature achievements.

But earlier this year, Trump talked about rescinding Gorsuch’s nomination, venting angrily to advisers after his Supreme Court pick was critical of the president’s escalating attacks on the federal judiciary in private meetings with legislators.

Trump, according to several people with knowledge of the discussions, was upset that Gorsuch had pointedly distanced himself from the president in a private February meeting with Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), telling the senator he found Trump’s repeated attacks on the federal judiciary “disheartening” and “demoralizing.”

The president worried that Gorsuch would not be “loyal,” one of the people said, and told aides that he was tempted to pull Gorsuch’s nomination — and that he knew plenty of other judges who would want the job

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:43 (seven years ago)

he knew plenty of other judges who would want the job

True. Such as distinguished jurist Matthew Petersen.

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

ok, fine: they're crooks.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:57 (seven years ago)

countdown until somebody dubs the access hollywood recording onto that video 3...2...1....

dan selzer, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:30 (seven years ago)

I'd be equally happy with his sprawling nuclear quote.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

"the cyber" tho

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

How many takes did the Imagineers have to glue together to make Trump sound coherent? It was definitely in the double digits.

I'll be interested to see how many people are willing to risk lifetime WDW bans in their attempts to deface/destroy that fucking monstrosity.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

Xpost dan

Heh, yeah I’ve been working on it since last night (not access Hollywood tho). Not the most original idea but it’s pretty funny so far

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago)

Ohhhhh, man, can't wait. The Mailman with a special holiday delivery.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:15 (seven years ago)

I'll be interested to see how many people are willing to risk lifetime WDW bans in their attempts to deface/destroy that fucking monstrosity.

― Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 19, 2017 11:03 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you talking about the brainless humanoid that repeats the same things over and over and needs constant care and maintenance, or are you talking about the animatronic figure that resembles him? Please be more specific.

Evan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

A story in the @washingtonpost that I was close to “rescinding” the nomination of Justice Gorsuch prior to confirmation is FAKE NEWS. I never even wavered and am very proud of him and the job he is doing as a Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. The unnamed sources don’t exist!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 19, 2017



The unnamed sources don't exist!

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

well that settles that

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

I often wonder how many of these types of statements are deflections and how many reveal what little memory he has of the things he does and says.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:34 (seven years ago)

I never ran for President, FAKE NEWS

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:36 (seven years ago)

Even if your a #libtard and don't support YOUR prez, everyone has to admit @Disney did a great job capturing His likeness for the #HallOfPresidents. Proud 2 be a #Deplorable today! I'm going to booka disney vacation so I can see MY robot Prez in person. 🇱🇷 @realDonaldTrump 🇱🇷 pic.twitter.com/kuUhNFASae

— Victor Bergermeister Meisterberger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 19, 2017

very nice Vic

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

Actual picture of Trump in Hall of Presidents:

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/6/37//375.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

I think this is an actual real photograph of the thing:

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/trump-disney-statue-2-800x430.jpg

Not unlike the man himself, it needs no embellishment in order to be soul-witheringly horrifying.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

that's a still of that one freaky blue kid from "akira," try again

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

https://brettratnerourfavoritedirector.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tallmanrocks.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

would be a better president

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

flake still undecided on tax bill, I assume that means he's trying to assess how is vote will affect his primary run against Trump

akm, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

flake still undecided on tax bill, I assume that means he's trying to assess how is vote will affect his primary run against Trump

akm, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

you can say that again

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

I'll give them a pass on the undercooked face since they applied such loving care to their wattlecraft. And, tbf, the valley here is really no less uncanny than any real life depiction.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

tall man/murdersphere 2020

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

World of Wattlecraft

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:12 (seven years ago)

(xp to Lunch)

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:12 (seven years ago)

oh hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:16 (seven years ago)

countdown until somebody dubs the access hollywood recording onto that video 3...2...1....

― dan selzer

looks like it already happened last night. i seriously fucking hate the modern world

The animatronic Trump in the Hall Of Presidents has some amazing words for young minds. pic.twitter.com/uJuiIIjlJ8

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 19, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:20 (seven years ago)

"middle of 5th Avenue" would be a good one

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

Somebody joked on Twitter that it looks like they were halfway through building the Hillary robot and just made a few modifications.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

OMG, if they'd only just finished Hillarybot and had it speaking in his voice, he might've finally had that fatal brain event I've been dreaming about.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:40 (seven years ago)

icymi, Corey Robin on the Alabama aftermath:

Rather than treating black people as political agents in their own right, acting in their own interest, rather than viewing black people as part of an inclusive movement of the left, the thank-you-note writers treat African Americans as if they were the indispensable helpmates of an addled white upper-middle class, a class that’s too harried, busy, or distracted to deal with the hassle of everyday life, the drudgery of daily upkeep, the housekeeping of democracy.

What Glaude rightly is calling for is not a thank-you note – or donations to black organizations, which replicate the same structure of white noblesse oblige – but a political program, for the entire left, that’s commensurate with the black vote, a program that confronts the deep divide of race and class that mars this country.

Not just the extreme poverty of Alabama, which predates the rise of Trump and Moore and will continue with Doug Jones, but the racial wealth gap, the crushing debt, the homeownership crisis, the over-policing and imprisonment that have been so relentlessly documented over the years.

As Glaude suggests, the Democrats haven’t been too forthcoming on that front. Indeed, their last presidential candidate breezily dismissed the centrality of the economic concerns to African Americans with the claim: “Not everything’s about an economic theory, right?”

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/dec/16/alabama-election-four-takeaways-doug-jones

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

ugh that Mark Ruffalo tweet hyperlinked therein

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:59 (seven years ago)

With the GOP almost certain to pass a tax bill that is nakedly plutocratic and disastrously unpopular, Democrats in the opposition have an opportunity to go after them for looting the public coffers to make the rich richer, while doing nothing for working Americans. Which is why Senator Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., is hitting them on... the mortgage interest deduction for her uber-wealthy (and, in some cases, Uber-wealthy) constituents.

https://splinternews.com/dianne-feinstein-has-always-been-bad-1821399794

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:38 (seven years ago)

she sucks

marcos, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

At this point, I expect the Dems to ultimately come through and get their base fired up with an excoriating indictment of the bill's spelling and grammar, perhaps the choice of typeface.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:46 (seven years ago)

Any so called Republican moderates in the house and Senate, what incentive is there for them to back down and not vote for this monstrosity? Because isn't it safe to say any that are remotely vulnerable are going to be targeted by Dems next year anyway? it's not like Democrats will say, yeah he's a republican, but he voted against this one shity bill, let's leave him alone. Dems are going to try to take out any Republicans they possibly can, whether they vote for this thing or not.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

moderate, liberal, conservative GOP, it don't matter – your mission on earth is to vote for tax decreases

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:55 (seven years ago)

JiC - "try to take out" is the operative thing - of course they'll try but a politician might think in terms of limiting risks. it's at least hypothetically possible a republican would say "let's not give my opponents any more ammo, i want to come off as a common-sense principled centrist."

in practice they will all vote for it though.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

Pelosi: “This GOP tax scam is simply theft — monumental, brazen theft from the American middle class and from every person who aspires to reach it.” pic.twitter.com/v9ZUz46C1o

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 19, 2017

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:09 (seven years ago)

b-b-but taxation is theft

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:10 (seven years ago)

bill's passed the senate. burn it all down btw.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:44 (seven years ago)

fucks

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

With a triumphant gavel bang, @SpeakerRyan presides over passage of House GOP tax bill. pic.twitter.com/Kg1uTDLc6h

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) December 19, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

12 GOP nays in the House if i'm reading that correctly

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

Senate votes tnite or tomw

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

oh sorry i misread in all the excitement, I'll contain my doom til the morn

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

that gif of ryan with the gavel is worth watching

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

god what an asshole

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

i hope everyone reports this like AP

BREAKING: House passes first rewrite of nation's tax laws in three decades, providing steep tax cuts for businesses, the wealthy.

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 19, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:03 (seven years ago)

So are we burning down the mansions in any particular order or are we just trusting our chaotic anger to point this riot in the right direction? Asking for a friend.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:10 (seven years ago)

what are riches and can we eat them

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:18 (seven years ago)

Democrats think they may have won control of the Virginia House of Delegates by ONE vote. Not just one delegate, but one vote in one race. Stay tuned... https://t.co/Dq5ZcADT0B

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) December 19, 2017

j., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

This tax bill should become the "Repeal Obamacare!" rallying cry for the left.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)

what are riches and can we eat them


parasites and not only can we, we should

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

good points

Whatever you think of GOP tax bill, lift up for a moment and consider how incredible it is that zero Dems voted for it—or felt any pressure to. 1/

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 19, 2017


Belief in January was GOP would maneuver in a way—procedurally and policy wise—that would make it impossible for certain Ds to vote against tax reform, gaining at least token “bipartisan” cover and weakening opposition. Nope. Not one. 2/

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 19, 2017


Became clear to WH and R leaders after repeal/replace debacle that they needed a win in 2017, and decided unified D opposition would be an acceptable casualty of securing that win. So, not only no outreach to Ds—but no political pressure on them whatsoever. 3/

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) December 19, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

possibly the only good thing about 2017 is the undisguised hatred an increasing number of people now express towards the rich - in particular, hatred that doesn't feel like a mask for envy but a simple, sincere wish for them to no longer exist as a class

Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

Looking on the bright side, unemployment should decline even further as we see a boom in the once-fallow industries of public square stocks installers and guillotine craftspeople.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

seen this retweeted a lot in the past couple of weeks

just filed a new patent pic.twitter.com/JTheWxsa3T

— leon 🌨 (@leyawn) May 4, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

Yes, stuff like that has been making the rounds enough that there have even been a few "tsk-tsk, guillotines aren't funny" takes.

Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

yeah I gotta say that the spineless bimbo from West Virginia didn't even budge

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

also lol @ Sarah Sanders claim that they were begging Dems to work with them on the tax legislation.. more like begging them to rubber stamp whatever bullshit they put forth with no input or concessions whatsoever

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

i'm listening to an excellent podcast called "the age of napoleon" rn, and i can confirm that guillotines are most definitely funny

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:50 (seven years ago)

Very good podcast, that.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

Also...uh.

Quite a moment just now. We asked Susan Collins about House Republicans vowing not to pass the provisions McConnell promised her to win her tax vote. She stared for several seconds and said she thought the press's coverage of the tax bill has been extremely sexist.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) December 19, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

Just checked the tape. Collins said the press coverage was "so sexist it's unbelievable."

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) December 19, 2017

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:53 (seven years ago)

Just checked the tape: Susan Collins is a moron too

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

Tumbrils-R-Us

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

according to Nixon, Chris Cilizza just said, "Paul Ryan is like a great centerfielder for the Yankees. You may hate him, but at the end of his career you applaud the effort."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

The only time you applaud Ryan is when his nutsack is dangling between your palms. Although how you wound up in that situation in the first place...

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:00 (seven years ago)

you're giving Ryan too much credit for having balls

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:04 (seven years ago)

so lame that right on schedule this is being framed as a trump win. What did he have to do with it?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)

Trump and his family are gonna pocket like a billion dollars so there's that

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:28 (seven years ago)

details on dems taking the virginia house of delegates after a recount flipped a result blue:

https://pilotonline.com/news/government/politics/virginia/simonds-wins-house-of-delegates-seat-by-vote-balance-of/article_bbb3bb17-b131-5643-afd0-a1a7aadad1e2.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:28 (seven years ago)

woo!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:41 (seven years ago)

Does that mean VA can muscle through medicaid expansion?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

Is this new, or was this a result we'd already heard about that's just been confirmed?

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

The House will have to re-vote tomorrow because multiple provisions of the tax bill violate Senate rules.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

brand new, the recount happened today xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

stevie, it's been totally up in the air since the election.

Theoretically the lieutenant governor breaks ties for voting purposes. But there is almost no guidance for how to do majorities and committee chairs and procedural things when the house is tied.

I might pause to note that we've had a legislative body in Virginia since 1619. Apparently this is a novel situation.

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

thanks guys

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 22:03 (seven years ago)

The House will have to re-vote tomorrow because multiple provisions of the tax bill violate Senate rules.

― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, December 19, 2017 4:49 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^^^

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 22:20 (seven years ago)

like what?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRcIK9QXkAAwHwx.jpg

Evan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 22:32 (seven years ago)

parliamentarians gone funkadelic

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 05:10 (seven years ago)

parliamentarian is all that stands between us and chaos

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 05:12 (seven years ago)

well, it passed

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 06:04 (seven years ago)

The senate vers?

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 06:32 (seven years ago)

Ah yes I see now

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 06:32 (seven years ago)

Raspberry

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 10:23 (seven years ago)

I thoought about the McKinley Tariff, enormously unpopular, passed anyway, infuriates voters, produces at the time the biggest electoral backlash in American history.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 11:29 (seven years ago)

that was before kris k kobach and vladimir v putin were on the case though

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 12:17 (seven years ago)

Hey, accountants: is it possible to shuttle all (or at least most) of the money that I would otherwise be paying in federal income tax into charitable contributions to nonprofits in my community? Because if so, I want to do that effective immediately.

Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 13:17 (seven years ago)

From the Daily Caller:

Former talk show host and comedian Rosie O’Donnell proudly and openly attempted to bribe Republican Senators Tuesday night, which is of course a felony.

As the bill on tax reform was being debated in the Senate, O’Donnell offered “2 million to any GOP senator who votes no” on the bill. No Republicans took Rosie up on her offer as all 51 voted in favor of the bill.

O’Donnell started by targeting two Republicans, Jeff Flake of Arizona and Susan Collins of Maine. She tweeted, “so how about this i promise to give 2 million dollars to senator susan collins and 2 million to senator jeff flake.”

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:40 (seven years ago)

"which is of course"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:44 (seven years ago)

Looks like Trump's supporters will have a chance to repurpose those incarceration-related anti-Hillary placards.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:49 (seven years ago)

Bad faith misreading of an obvious joke should be a felony

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:49 (seven years ago)

gonna need a guillotine for our guillotine

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

unless you are a properly registered lobbyist, goddamn right

xxxp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:52 (seven years ago)

not to defend collins but she was specifically talking about some report saying something about how she 'didn't cry'.

akm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/20/us-take-names-united-nations-vote-to-reject-jerusalem-recognition

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:45 (seven years ago)

and then gonna put a check mark next to them if they see them talking to south america

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:48 (seven years ago)

how many countries switch their 'abstain' votes to 'no' just to fuck with president piss baby

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

He's making a list, he's tweeting it twice

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

yay! good luck, everyone

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/20/politics/house-senate-trump-tax-bill/index.html

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:29 (seven years ago)

Where we're going, we won't need luck. Just some battering rams, torches, cages large enough to hold millionaires, etc.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:32 (seven years ago)

where we're going they'll be telling us they're pre-empting the next crash with keynesian proto-stimulus, then when it comes, it'll be the democrats fault and enough of their goon base will buy it

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:33 (seven years ago)

super minor in the face of this atrocity but if you needed further proof that they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/12/19/white-house-takes-down-we-the-people-petitions-site-without-responding-to-a-single-one/

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

xpost I dunno, I'm inclined to think that the GOP's magic show might be a little less effective now that they're putting so little effort in maintaining the beneficent illusion behind their prestidigitation in favor of farting at the audience while flipping them off.

But yes, you're probably 100% otm.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:38 (seven years ago)

at times like this i turn to succor from former theater critics

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/frank-rich-how-democrats-can-win-the-tax-cut-spin-war.html

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

also WTF
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/19/health/lethal-viruses-nih.html

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:42 (seven years ago)

mazel tov everyone!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

The eschaton isn't going to immanentize itself, guys.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

https://resizing.flixster.com/hoU9kOG4lCA1Q7Km9zu-BwF1TYQ=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTI5MDkwNDtqOzE3NjM1OzEyMDA7MjQ3NTszMzAw

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

From a certain perspective, it's really quite impressive that this gang of chuckleheads have figured out a way to induce that state of nuclear anxiety I remember as a kid in a fun, new way pretty much every day. It's really just a thrill and a treat to be alive at this point in time. We're so blessed.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:54 (seven years ago)

shout out to the rolling looming apocalypse thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:07 (seven years ago)

honestly sometimes i wonder whether ‘looming’ is really the case anymore

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

when the apocalypse gets up a good head of steam, you'll see it looks quite different than this

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)

if there's an apocalypse and no one's left to tweet about it does it make a sound

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:31 (seven years ago)

We're only just inching toward that final panel but there are implied subsequent panels where the cartoon dog's dopey grin starts to falter as the smoke stifles his calm declarations of fine-ness and the flames begins to charbroil his flesh in earnest.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

That one-vote Democratic victory in Virginia has now become a TIE: https://t.co/EkEfjP3NRu

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 20, 2017

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

lmao

Judges have been in recess for two hours. Debating whether or not to count a ballot that looks somewhat like this. They would not allow photos of the actual ballot. pic.twitter.com/1GAJBWoTrM

— Jordan Pascale (@JWPascale) December 20, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

spoiled ballot. it was over-voted. the voter ought to have sought a fresh ballot and voted it properly, but did not. it cannot be counted imo.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

yeah idk how it's even a question just re vote the district ffs

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

D pollster @GeoffGarin on GOP hoping withholding changes raise tax-cut popularity in 2018: "80% will see increase of <2% in after-tax income. NO history of voters being grateful for cuts that small; history suggests most taxpayers don't even recognize receiving a cut that small."

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) December 20, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:51 (seven years ago)

they should have just mailed everyone a $300 check like good old gwb

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:52 (seven years ago)

here you go, peasants

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

"Look, dear! Another $5.32 this paycheck! Let's vote republican this year."

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

lotta people were out at the bars that weekend

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

Lotta softly-weeping people probably just getting loaded on the couch this weekend.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

the line in the electronics section at wal-mart was long that night. many new systems, controllers, and games were purchased.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

just glad we're not letting the federal government pick winners and losers anymore

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:01 (seven years ago)

I guess it took Trump to open the eyes of hacks like Harwood.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

Plenty of people people don't look carefully at their withholding, or remember what their taxes were in previous years. (I certainly don't!)

But if a lotta people on the teevee are saying there was a tax cut, plenty of people will believe they got one, whether they did or not. It is very effective theater.

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago)

the bill's approval rating is at 24% and some poll showed that most people think their taxes are going to go *up*, which actually isn't true, at least not yet

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)

so, clearly the Dems messaging is working on some level

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:35 (seven years ago)

lol this won't even go anywhere near offsetting my health insurance hike for the next year

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:35 (seven years ago)

I honestly don't think "tax cuts" have ever been very exciting for most people. I guess in polls people tend to say they want them, but I don't think it's something people who aren't rich really focus on very much.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

(Becz for people who aren't rich, obv, taxes cost a lot less than housing, health care, transportation, etc. It's only for very rich people that taxes start to be the biggest household outlay.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

^ otm in terms of national politics. people are much more viscerally entwined with their local taxes and to a lesser degree to their state taxes.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

where we're going they'll be telling us they're pre-empting the next crash with keynesian proto-stimulus, then when it comes, it'll be the democrats fault and enough of their goon base will buy it

driving back from lunch heard Limbaugh take a call from lady who was bewildered that not one single democrat voted for tax bill, why couldn't they cross the aisle, don't they have anyone in their constituency who would benefit, blah blah. Now see FoxNews tweet about Katie Pavlich (don't know who she is, but apparently she's an attractive blonde conservative, what a shock) saying "every single Dem voted against the middle class".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:49 (seven years ago)

Lock them up for their bleached Bingozi emails imo (shits pants, dies).

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)

I honestly don't think "tax cuts" have ever been very exciting for most people

The issue polls very well internally with Republican leaning voters and has for decades. Which is odd, given that most people, including Republicans, probably cannot recite off the top of their head, how much they even paid in federal income tax.

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

every single Dem voted against the seven richest families in the US imho

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:55 (seven years ago)

Because they hate families

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:07 (seven years ago)

Well, they're all gay

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:09 (seven years ago)

God bless the goddamned Onion: Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:26 (seven years ago)

Did they celebrate with Bud Light?

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:09 (seven years ago)

do they know it's christmas, after all?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:20 (seven years ago)

a new meaning to the line "well, tonight thank god it's them instead of you"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)

lolz

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

the bill's approval rating is at 24% and some poll showed that most people think their taxes are going to go *up*, which actually isn't true, at least not yet

― frogbs, Wednesday, December 20, 2017 3:34 PM (one hour ago)

it's very popular among republicans, which is all that matters to them

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:29 (seven years ago)

A good way to get more and more popular among Republicans is to have fewer and fewer people identify as Republicans

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: We obtained the actual ballot submitted to the court.
Dissect away.https://t.co/cQneTM0tUk pic.twitter.com/Eeq4mEOtd9

— Jordan Pascale (@JWPascale) December 20, 2017



How is that not spoiled?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:04 (seven years ago)

i hope donald scrooge's christmas isn't spoiled :(

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/12/donald-trump-mueller-investigation-not-closing

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:30 (seven years ago)

finally, 2 days later, several dozen news cycles later, here's yet another version of this thing

I edited the animatronic presidents video to make Trump's part a bit more realistic. pic.twitter.com/mwKNJGAAbJ

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) December 20, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:37 (seven years ago)

Yo they're literally gonna settle that disputed VA election by CASTING LOTS so I quit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:49 (seven years ago)

aaaagh

sleeve, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:50 (seven years ago)

are you serious???

insane

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:50 (seven years ago)

America 2017

https://soteriology101.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/castinglots11.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:52 (seven years ago)

Headline being deceptive here as the law says "cast lots" which the news aggregator says is "like a coin toss"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:53 (seven years ago)

Just fucking

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

wait a second

“In the case of a tie in a House race,” the report continues, “state law says the winner is chosen by lot – essentially, a coin toss, according to Virginia state law.”

If either candidate is dissatisfied with the coin toss result, they can request a second recount.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

haha what

sleeve, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

Why is this country like this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

on to the second recount!

sleeve, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:55 (seven years ago)

3 shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be 3

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

disappointed that there's no duel

these delegates lack the honor of a klingon

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

if one of the participants in the duel is unsatisfied with the results of the duel, a re-duel may be scheduled

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

legit ebenezer galt tactic

https://www.axios.com/senate-unlikely-to-add-health-care-riders-to-this-weeks-spending-bill-2518922564.html

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

nice job with the disney princesses zs

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:16 (seven years ago)

I find myself wishing more and more lately that I'd been told from a young age by those responsible for shepherding my psychological development that any pretense of structure in the human world is illusory and meaningless and can be completely obliterated at any time for no reason whatsoever. It would be cool to not feel like my rational mind is slowly eroding.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:20 (seven years ago)

That Norbert Wiener entropy quote to thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:21 (seven years ago)

What a day.

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:15 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/F1cYchM.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:18 (seven years ago)

bill clinton's is pretty terrible, too!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:37 (seven years ago)

as a friend of mine noted on facebook, the controversy over the tie in VA masks the usual gerrymandering bullshit: a 53.2% to 43.8% victory in the popular vote ends up in a 50-50 tie.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRcfkI6WAAENO55.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:39 (seven years ago)

fucking demoralizing tbh

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:02 (seven years ago)

Fuckin hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:30 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqdNhY3pf0

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 December 2017 03:16 (seven years ago)

Yours is truly the most delicious asshole I've ever firmly parked my tongue in, Mr. President.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 06:44 (seven years ago)

“You've unleashed American energy.”


that’s one way to look at it, i guess

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 07:36 (seven years ago)

is that a bukkake ref or

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:01 (seven years ago)

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amp/prosecutors-ask-fbi-agents-info-uranium-one-deal-n831436?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 December 2017 12:46 (seven years ago)

i can't stop thinking about this whenever someone mentions the trump animatronic

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/911/329/69f.gif

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:00 (seven years ago)

Benghazi 2: The Benghaziiing

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:00 (seven years ago)

hillary is crooked. so is james comey. he covered this up and her emails. in fact the reason corrupt comey reopened the clinton email server case right before the election but never let americans know the trump campaign was under investigation for colluding with russia, is because he hates freedom, liberty, and tax cuts. lock them up!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:01 (seven years ago)

Republicans doing a lot of important work
https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2017/12/20/house-republicans-quietly-investigate-doj-fbi-310121?__

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:02 (seven years ago)

The GOP is like a kid who constantly gets away with shoplifting by loudly accusing another kid of shoplifting.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:18 (seven years ago)

Was @foxandfriends just named the most influential show in news? You deserve it - three great people! The many Fake News Hate Shows should study your formula for success!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2017

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:19 (seven years ago)

It's the shamelessness that I find so annoying. (Because I don't live in America - in which case I imagine the concrete effects are worse)

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:23 (seven years ago)

is he asking us? i dunno, do your own fucking research you lazy choad

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:27 (seven years ago)

the shamelessness is still really annoying. it feels like most people surrendered to the distorted reality of bullies before junior high was over, and police the rest of us on the bullies' behalf for not going along with the emperor's new clothes parade

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:27 (seven years ago)

of course it's the most influential, the President of the United States watches it for four hours a day and bases seemingly all his opinions off it

frogbs, Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:30 (seven years ago)

I find myself wishing more and more lately that I'd been told from a young age by those responsible for shepherding my psychological development that any pretense of structure in the human world is illusory and meaningless and can be completely obliterated at any time for no reason whatsoever. It would be cool to not feel like my rational mind is slowly eroding.

― Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 7:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 21 December 2017 13:38 (seven years ago)

You all should have listened to Derrida after all, eh?

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:15 (seven years ago)

You've unleashed American energy!

... I mean, the Kraken. Sorry. Meant to say the Kraken.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:22 (seven years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dQ8FkLhK1gQ/maxresdefault.jpg

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:23 (seven years ago)

old lunch i am reading your post about illusory structure in werner herzog's voice

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:37 (seven years ago)

I find myself wishing more and more lately that I'd been told from a young age by those responsible for shepherding my psychological development that any pretense of structure in the human world is illusory and meaningless and can be completely obliterated at any time for no reason whatsoever. It would be cool to not feel like my rational mind is slowly eroding.

i got this message a lot growing up presumably bc of holocaust education/diaspora jewry history. but it also seems to me like any study of history should make explicit the transience/impermanence/vulnerability of all structures/institutions. like you learn about ancient egypt + greece in 3rd grade or whatever and notice that they don't exist any more should be a good lesson in what our expectations vis-a-vis instability

Mordy, Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:47 (seven years ago)

shouldn't have slept through those dialectical materialism classes in high school

Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

Yes, but you see this was supposed to be the society which remained hale and hearty and strong in perpetuity. I don't know what went wrong. We must have forgotten to carry a one somewhere.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:00 (seven years ago)

we've become what we thought was dumb, a fraction of the sum

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:02 (seven years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-congressional-intern-secretly-vandalizing-wikipedia

j., Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:02 (seven years ago)

We should all carry one in particular to the top of a volcano and throw him in.

Evan, Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:02 (seven years ago)

rip tom hanks :(

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:13 (seven years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-congressional-intern-secretly-vandalizing-wikipedia🕸


This is awesome

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

lmao

She said she appended the entry for the word “Internship” with a plea to “please pay us.” Shortly after Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) became embroiled in sexual harassment allegations, “Retire Bitch” was added to The Al Franken Show page. In a span of three days, she said she swapped the wording on the page for the particles that make up dark matter to be more scientifically accurate, then separately added a detail about how one of the hosts of the left-wing Chapo Trap House podcast “got cucked on [another podcast] Lovett or Leave It.”

Kohn claims she was also responsible for an edit that made Tom Nook, a character in the Nintendo GameCube game Animal Crossing, “directly responsible for the rise of ISIS.”

Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

i was just reading that, glad someone in congress is doing something productive

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

that tom nook slander is disgraceful tho

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

how DARE she

Nhex, Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:56 (seven years ago)

Tom Nook is a predatory lender though. Selling mortgages to children!

jmm, Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

Trump apparently plans to declare victory over Obamacare and hope his base is dumb enough to believe it.

He's got other (stupider) things on his mind, too:

The president has his own project list too and it’s not clear if it’s in line with Republicans or, even, his own advisers. One Senator who recently met with Trump said that that the president never mentioned infrastructure as a priority.

But Trump has talked about other items. Among them is an “urban revitalization” plan that externally has been spearheaded by Darrell Scott, a Cleveland-area pastor who also served as an official on the Trump presidential transition team. Scott told The Daily Beast that he visited the president on Tuesday afternoon in the Oval Office to “bring the president up to snuff” on the “13-point plan.” The pastor said they discussed private-public partnerships, crime and violence in Chicago (a favorite topic of both candidate and President Trump’s), and affordable housing, health and wellness centers, and other components of their “black people plan,” as Scott has previously jokingly called it.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

That should work out great.

Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

Also, he may not sign the tax bill until January 3, to push the automatic spending cuts it'll trigger to 2019.

President Donald Trump plans to sign the tax bill on Jan. 3 to ensure automatic spending cuts to Medicare and other programs don’t take effect, according to a House Republican aide familiar with the plans.

The White House informed House GOP members of the timetable, following the likely decision by House Republicans to leave the so-called PAYGO provision out of a year-end spending deal to avoid a government shut down before Friday, the person said who asked not to be named because the plan hasn’t been publicly announced.

Trump and GOP leaders have repeatedly said the president would sign the legislation before Christmas. White House National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn signaled Wednesday morning that the signing date could be pushed back because of the potential for triggering the cuts.

Under the PAYGO law, automatic cuts to Medicare and other spending categories would be triggered by the tax bill in January because the bill is scored as increasing the deficit by $1.5 trillion over 10 years. Waiting until January means that those cuts would be delayed until 2019, according to budget expert Ed Lorenzen of the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

plutocratic hoarding as the climate deteriorates isn't scary at all

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

Trump apparently plans to declare victory over Obamacare and hope his base is dumb enough to believe it.

He's got other (stupider) things on his mind, too

trump's support is tied directly to education now not because income or party affiliation, just who is stupid enough to believe his neverending torrent of bullshit

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Verdict has been reach in first #J20 trial. Will be read to the court in ~20 minutes.

— Sam Adler-Bell (@SamAdlerBell) December 21, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

good luck usa

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

Kinda feel like this verdict could determine whether or not I spend the holidays in the hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:51 (seven years ago)

For real though please don't hurt yourself

Evan, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:05 (seven years ago)

Trump apparently plans to declare victory over Obamacare and hope his base is dumb enough to believe it.

"Obamacare's provisions mostly left alone but Republicans believe it's been repealed" is far from the worst possible outcome.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

one of my housemates, an old medic & quaker friend since occupy who sleeps in the room next to me, is to be affected by this verdict

what the fuck is taking so long they said 20 minutes 40 minutes ago

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: The first six plaintiffs in the #j20 inauguration protest trials (including San Antonio's @LexShoots) have been found NOT GUILTY by a DC jury. Background: https://t.co/2m15jAcMCd

— Alex Zielinski (@alex_zee) December 21, 2017

Ari (whenuweremine), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:09 (seven years ago)

PHEW

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

plaintiffs?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

a spark of sanity in hellworld

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

genuinely relieved

sleeve, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

Will there be a trump tweet about this I wonder...

Evan, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

Thank fucking god.

xposts to Evan Oh, no worries, I tend toward hysterical hyperbole. I probably would've just eaten an entire discounted grocery store birthday cake while watching a Golden Girls marathon and sobbing uncontrollably (sorry, again with the hyperbole).

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:13 (seven years ago)

justice for ned’s lovechild with weird al

https://media1.fdncms.com/sacurrent/imager/u/original/7426679/screen_shot_2017-11-20_at_2.17.46_pm.png

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:15 (seven years ago)

i believe the jury was deadlocked on the charge of wearing a purple dress shirt with the cuffs folded over the jacket sleeve

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:17 (seven years ago)

congratulations (for now), everyone! let's FAP

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:20 (seven years ago)

@DougHenwood
Oh that civil war in the GOP is getting bloody!

Here's the transcript of Sen. Orrin Hatch's effusive speech about Trump: pic.twitter.com/fVda0dLoGL

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 20, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:23 (seven years ago)

yeah this is a huge relief, no joke. it still holds as a gross miscarriage that this frivolous guilt-by-association charge could be used to disrupt so many people's lives for so long. there's still the much larger group of like 200 people with even more spurious charges, right?

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

UN votes 128-9 against US recognition of Jerusalem as Israeli capital

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

oh cool, now we don't have to spend .000000005% of our budget on foreign aid to those 128 countries

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:27 (seven years ago)

oh noes criticised the united nations bet that’ll ruin trump’s xmas

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

*criticised by the un

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:29 (seven years ago)

i'm sure all of this is playing really well to his base, for real. moving the capital to jerusalem, in the face of opposition from most of the countries in the evil, corrupt, possibly satanic UN

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:31 (seven years ago)

Nikki Haley said that “no vote in the United Nations will make any difference.”

This is the EXACT same language used in the 1980s in response to U.N. resolutions calling for sanctions against South Africa’s apartheid regime—routinely vetoed by Reagan’s UN ambassador. https://t.co/GU2CPS5XTh

— Zach Carter (@ZachJCarter) December 21, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:32 (seven years ago)

maybe they should move the United Nations

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:35 (seven years ago)

Given that the GOP playbook recommends telling people whatever they want to hear while you mercilessly fuck them over, it could be argued that Trump should be nervous about this sudden outpouring of Republican goodwill directed his way.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:42 (seven years ago)

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:43 (seven years ago)

the list of countries who voted no is so awkward

Guatemala
Honduras
Israel (duh)
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
Nauru
Togo

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

100% of foreign aid should go to marshall islands, proud supporters of the mighty american military

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:51 (seven years ago)

Usually Canada votes with us on this kinda shit but they abstained

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:54 (seven years ago)

"you forgot Poland!"

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

Canadians and Australians should be disappointed in their governments for abstaining.

Sanpaku, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:00 (seven years ago)

^ and not voting in favor of the resolution (btw).

Sanpaku, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

Those of us paying any attention at all (in Canada) are pretty miffed.

Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

Canada's statement doesn't make much sense. It sounds like a reason for supporting the resolution.

"We are disappointed that this resolution is one-sided and does not advance prospects for peace to which we aspire, which is why we have abstained on today's vote," said Adam Austin, a spokesperson for Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland.
"Canada's longstanding position is that the status of Jerusalem can be resolved only as part of a general settlement of the Israeli-Palestinian dispute. This has been the policy of consecutive governments, both Liberal and Conservative."

jmm, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:03 (seven years ago)

xposts to Evan Oh, no worries, I tend toward hysterical hyperbole. I probably would've just eaten an entire discounted grocery store birthday cake while watching a Golden Girls marathon and sobbing uncontrollably (sorry, again with the hyperbole).

― Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, December 21, 2017 12:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok, I think it's just that you got a little too dark with that particular one.

Evan, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:46 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Canada considered voting against the UNGA resolution on Trump's Jerusalem announcement but changed vote to abstention after hearing Trump's threats in order not to be perceived as US puppet, Western diplomats tell me

— Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) December 21, 2017

Excellent work, Nikki.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:35 (seven years ago)

President Deals strikes again!

frogbs, Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

'Threatening letters' were sent to Denmark as well, and most other countries. 128 countries don't give a fuck, 35 countries only give enough of a fuck to abstain. If they didn't care, they shouldn't have tried to do anything about the vote.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

well i say let's ask our new BFFs the russkies to quit the UN with us. and we'll quite NATO too after decimating the state department and firing every FBI agent involved in investigating the trump campaign. #MAGA

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:00 (seven years ago)

NATO is just a business transaction like anything else right? if it's a bad deal, we should just pull out, the others need to pay up or gtfo. that's how these things work, right?

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

Mexico also abstained, pretty sure that Canada and Mexico's decision is about NAFTA more than anything.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

poor nancy is finished

RNC oppo shop has launched an "actually Frankenstein was the name of the doctor not the monster" attack on Pelosi pic.twitter.com/AwicL6pzQL

— Blockchain Weigel (@daveweigel) December 21, 2017

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:22 (seven years ago)

Genuinely pleasantly surprised the Dutch USA-lapdog overlords voted in favor of the resolution. They'd only do it if they knew on forehand it'd have absolutely zero consequences though.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:24 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY&feature=youtu.be&t=38s

frogbs, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

The Gabriel Sherman piece on Bannon is next level. Read immediately. It’s an amazing portrait of someone who is just smart enough to screw everything up, including himself.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/12/bannon-for-president-trump-kushner-ivanka/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:28 (seven years ago)

In that case I wish Trump was that smart...

Evan, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:32 (seven years ago)

a sneak peek at my forthcoming profile of Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/fH82FZ2iZb

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) December 21, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:34 (seven years ago)

Bannon’s frenetic pace is part of his strategy. “I realized if you’re not out there for the hobbits, you’re not in their lives,” Bannon said, using his affectionate moniker for Trump voters.

‘affectionate’

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:36 (seven years ago)

A sign that Bannon's dad was apparently successful in convincing his son that he called him 'Gollum' out of love rather than disgust and contempt.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

THIS IS SPORTAAAA

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

Bannon’s response to all this criticism is a variation on his personal motto: Honey badger don’t give a shit. “I don’t give a fuck,” he told me when I visited him one morning at the Bryant Park Hotel. “You can call me anything you want. Do you think I give a shit? I literally don’t care.”

he’s not mad guys, this is funny to him, he’s actually laughing

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:41 (seven years ago)

i literally don't care

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

tell everyone i'm a darn disgrace, drag my name all over the place. don't care anymore

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:43 (seven years ago)

I have never stuck smoked salmon in bike gears

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)

bike lox

brownie, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:47 (seven years ago)

The Bush presidency is the most destructive presidency in history. James Buchanan included. It’s not even close,” Bannon said when I brought up the Bushes. “And by the way,” he continued unprompted, “I haven’t even gotten to 9/11. I mean, 9/11! Think about if 9/11 had happened on Trump’s watch. We would have gotten 100 percent of the blame by the Bush guys. And they said, well, we just got here. What do you mean you just got here? That’s what gets me about them coming after Trump. I really detest them. I mean, the old man is a pervert. He’s a pervert. Grabbing these girls and grabbing their asses?”

says the man who endorsed Roy Moore

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

merrick garland says what?

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/21/572588692/mcconnell-wants-bipartisanship-in-2018-on-entitlements-immigration-and-more

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:02 (seven years ago)

that steve bannon excerpt proves that this tweet wasn't fiction

Steve Bannon: The Davos class is dead
Wendy's Cashier: I asked if you want to add a Frosty
Bannon: This goes back to Rene Guenon and his model of the west
Wendy's Cashier: Huh?
Bannon: (A group of blood vessels break on his face)
Wendy's Cashier: Why are you wearing seven shirts

— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) December 13, 2017

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:12 (seven years ago)

what's he got against james buchanan

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 December 2017 00:21 (seven years ago)

I absolutely can't believe the stories that have been coming out that says Bannon DOESNT drink. how the fuck do you look like that if you dont drink? there's two specific parts of that profile that back me up

Bannon’s eyes were circled with dark rings and his ruddy nose was approaching Rudolph-level red.

His hair was a tangled nest of platinum gray and it looked like he hadn’t shaved in days. If I didn’t know him I’d have thought he just rolled off a bus at the Port Authority.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 December 2017 00:58 (seven years ago)

our next president of the united states right there

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 December 2017 00:58 (seven years ago)

i ..... hate to say but i'd rather have president bannon?

marcos, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:01 (seven years ago)

lol and if he's not drinking than he's clearly doing tons of coke

marcos, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:02 (seven years ago)

Isn't he hooked on energy drinks? I bet his blood vessels are popping off due to his blood pressure.

brownie, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:18 (seven years ago)

i believe the medical opinion floated in the press was badly untreated rosacea?

j., Friday, 22 December 2017 01:44 (seven years ago)

Bannon’s blue-collar upbringing and conservative Catholic faith undergird his populist ideas. He argues that his platform of economic nationalism has been misrepresented by critics that label it racist. Cutting immigration and erecting trade barriers will help people of color by tightening the labor market, thereby raising wages. In the White House, he argued to increase tax rates on the wealthy and has problems with the G.O.P. tax plan (although he ultimately supports it). Bannon also argued to end the country’s decades-long entanglement in Afghanistan and spend the money at home. “You could rebuild America! Do you understand what Baltimore and St. Louis and these places would look like?” And he told me he thinks the government should regulate Google and Facebook like public utilities. “They’re too powerful. I want to make sure their data is a public trust. The stocks would drop two-thirds in value.”

Mordy, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:46 (seven years ago)

he was in that mode for a hollywood reporter interview several months ago too; it's his lib mode. all infrastructure and peaceful independence. what do you call a guy who talks that way to liberals and proles, another way to suburban racists, a third way to people who really hate jews, and when it actually comes time to make policy "ultimately supports" transferring maximum wealth and power to the capitalists?

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:59 (seven years ago)

I'm good with "treasonweasel"

sleeve, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:04 (seven years ago)

A populist.

Frederik B, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:04 (seven years ago)

"populist treasonweasel" def seems like the kinda phrase that's better in german.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:11 (seven years ago)

Verräterwiesel

Frederik B, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:20 (seven years ago)

Bannon also argued to end the country’s decades-long entanglement in Afghanistan and spend the money at home.

what a novel, brave idea from the chief thinker of internet trolls.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:42 (seven years ago)

just a thought, but -

now that the entire roy moore thing has played out, what lesson do you think the republicans took away from it? i suspect they think they should have doubled down on supporting moore. there were a lot of prominent and vocal detractors calling for him to step down, and although some ended up supporting him by the end, there were others (like Shelby) who held firm in their opposition. and even after all that, he still only lost by a 1.5% (or whatever it ended up being after the recount). it's really sad to think about, but what if, as soon as the allegations surfaced, the entire party supported him in lockstep? it would be fucking awful, but it's hard to imagine that moore would have lost.

this incredibly pessimistic worldview brought to you by that bannon vanity fair article, which i'm almost finished reading.

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 03:09 (seven years ago)

“Trump’s at war with the permanent political class in D.C. I have this whole theory about the nullification of the 2016 election by the Democrats, the opposition party and the Republican establishment,” he said. “Can you believe they had that Senate committee meeting that talked about the president’s ability to use nuclear weapons? It’s unreal!”

bannon has a way of saying things that ring true in ways that he doesn't even realize

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 03:11 (seven years ago)

it's really sad to think about, but what if, as soon as the allegations surfaced, the entire party supported him in lockstep? it would be fucking awful, but it's hard to imagine that moore would have lost.

Absolutely would’ve won. And I don’t think for a second this isn’t the lesson the GOP took from it.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 22 December 2017 03:15 (seven years ago)

what a Bannon sez? i literally don't give a shit.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 December 2017 04:08 (seven years ago)

Suppositories help

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 04:10 (seven years ago)

xpost

haha, actually bannon probably agrees with you!

Bannon’s response to all this criticism is a variation on his personal motto: Honey badger don’t give a shit. “I don’t give a fuck,” he told me when I visited him one morning at the Bryant Park Hotel. “You can call me anything you want. Do you think I give a shit? I literally don’t care.”

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 04:15 (seven years ago)

i have to admit i do care what bannon says and does, though, since i have close family who basically do whatever he says to do

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 04:17 (seven years ago)

that was what you millennials refer to as a "callback" :)

i mean, i care more about what NA says about anything, and i don't go lower than that.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 December 2017 04:26 (seven years ago)

from the VF article:

Raheem Kassam, a former adviser to Nigel Farage who now edits Breitbart London and travels in Bannon’s entourage, told me, “I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bannon and Bernie campaigning together in a couple years.”

Van Horn Street, Friday, 22 December 2017 05:02 (seven years ago)

I would be a bit surprised

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 05:09 (seven years ago)

But he’s the expert

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 December 2017 05:09 (seven years ago)

Bernie would be mighty surprised, too.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 December 2017 05:28 (seven years ago)

what do you call a guy who talks that way to liberals and proles, another way to suburban racists, a third way to people who really hate jews, and when it actually comes time to make policy "ultimately supports" transferring maximum wealth and power to the capitalists?

'mr president' prolly

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 13:18 (seven years ago)

will trump fire mueller today at 5:30pm y/n

mookieproof, Friday, 22 December 2017 15:38 (seven years ago)

sure, why not, we were never gonna make it to 2018 anyway

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

No. The fear of a cathartic crisis (whether nuclear, climate, constitutional, or civil) is understandable, but unfortunately misguided. My prediction is that we will continue to limp/slog along in the current fetid détente for the foreseeable future.

Geopolitics will continue to be bad, but there probably won't be mushroom clouds for a while. Climate trends will continue to be bad, but Manhattan and Miami won't be underwater for a while. The constitutional situation will continue to erode in favor of Trumpoid power, but there won't be tanks in the streets just yet. Domestic politics will continue to deterioriate, but there won't be armed civil war just yet (and if there were, guess who's better armed?).

I understand the impulse behind apocalypse rhetoric but personally I'm WAY more concerned about the tiny chippings away. The things that make life worse for downtrodden people whose lives were already precarious. Meals on wheels. Public education. S-CHIP. Orphans.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

that cummings statement is brutal, good for him. gowdy is such a total oxygen thief

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

the tiny chippings away. The things that make life worse for downtrodden people whose lives were already precarious. Meals on wheels. Public education. S-CHIP. Orphans.

It is good to remember that almost every one of these would have been equally under attack by Congress and the administration under any of the other Republican candidates for president. These are not trump-centric issues, but the policy of the Republican party as a whole.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

“Today, the United States is taking a strong stand against human rights abuse [...]” the US treasury secretary, Steven T Mnuchin, said.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:30 (seven years ago)

Dickhole-in-chief signed the tax bill.

Trump said he was going to wait until January to sign the bill in a larger, more ceremonial setting until he saw television news coverage Friday morning speculating about whether he’d sign it before Christmas.

“I called downstairs and said, ‘We have to get it ready now,’” Trump said.

So automatic spending cuts in 2018 rather than 2019. Hopefully that will exacerbate the midterm GOP bloodbath.

WilliamC, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:39 (seven years ago)

a strong stand against human rights abuse in the way that buttresses take a strong stand against walls, one assumes xp

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:48 (seven years ago)

It is good to remember that almost every one of these would have been equally under attack by Congress and the administration under any of the other Republican candidates for president. These are not trump-centric issues, but the policy of the Republican party as a whole.

Absolutely agree. Which is why I always vote for the other guys, no matter how I feel about them personally or politically.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

What infected American Serious Political Writing that media professionals appear to not actually read books, and as such get bowled over and awestruck when some asshole just starts namedropping shit like he’s trying to gain status at a dinner party?

Bannon is a voracious reader, who sometimes stays up until dawn powering through books, obscure journals, and news articles, scrawling notes in a pocket-size green diary as he goes (during our trip he used downtime to read a Robespierre biography). This was evident as he freestyled about Hillary Clinton, the opposition party media, artificial intelligence, Thucydides, Hollywood, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, the opioid crisis, Boeing jets, Brown University, Brexit, the Cloud, the Civil War, the Peloponnesian War, the American Revolution, the Great Depression, Churchill, Napoleon, Hitler, and J.D. Vance. “It’s not going to be O.K.,” he concluded ominously. “The world is on a knife’s edge. We have what I call a long, dark valley ahead of us, like the 1930s.”

Also how does a modern media professional have no idea how to write about someone who clearly does mountains of cocaine

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:27 (seven years ago)

This modern media professional, like many modern media professionals, can't write, thus his awe of Bannon and using "powered" in this context as a verb.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

Oh. My. F*cking. God. Trump replaces "E pluribus unum" on presidential coin with "Make America Great Again" and his name in huge letters. https://t.co/DVfPBBUwyP

— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) December 22, 2017

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:43 (seven years ago)

merry xmas!

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:45 (seven years ago)

https://www.stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.503719.1513976663!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_900/image.jpg

The flip side of President Trump's "challenge coin", bottom, along with those of, from left, VP Pence, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama. From the collection of John Wertman, a coin collector on December, 21, 2017 in Burke, Va.

Sanpaku, Friday, 22 December 2017 22:57 (seven years ago)

jesus what an asshole

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

http://www.termight.co.uk/images/dredd2010b.jpg

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

"I’m sure the next one will say ‘Made America Great Again It From The Bottom Now We Here.’”

Fixed

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 December 2017 23:26 (seven years ago)

besides the gross message, just functionally the bottom heavy design will make it hard to flip

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 December 2017 23:37 (seven years ago)

Great for shredding the jugular of the person responsible, though.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 December 2017 23:54 (seven years ago)

Apart from the presidential library (bonkers) you also hand out coins made by your presidents? A "challenge coin"? Saddest thing ever lol.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:01 (seven years ago)

TRUMP IN BEING BOTTOM-HEAVY IMPAIRS FUNCTIONALITY SHOCKAH!

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:11 (seven years ago)

Challenge coins are goofy bona fides with military origins and every institution connected to the US defense establishment has them. Including, obviously, the office of the commander in chief. It’s a pretty big business in fact, most of our government agencies and offices have their own coins and they’ve spread in popularity around the world. I have some from non-profits and regularly see folks who have custom racks for their massive collections.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:28 (seven years ago)

The garish bad taste and self-aggrandizement apparent in trump's coin are a seamless continuation of his approach to everything.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:40 (seven years ago)

btw, at the start of the week the WH teased the media that Trump would be delivering a majorly important speech today, spawning instant rumors he'd shitcan Mueller today. So, what'd he say today? Or was it yet another IWF (Infrastructure Week Fiasco)?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:47 (seven years ago)

He signed the tax bill, had a nap, ice cream on everything for dinner.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 December 2017 01:04 (seven years ago)

coin stuff is absurd, but at least he's (more or less) the president*

the fucking secretary of the interior going crazy with his coins and flags is next-level

another knock against america is that it's run by plutocrats who have no fucking taste

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 December 2017 01:46 (seven years ago)

the garish bad taste is what his fans admire about him; liberals will get nowhere criticizing him for it (Nixon, Reagan, Bush II knew how to work it).

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 December 2017 01:55 (seven years ago)

well, yeah

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:01 (seven years ago)

thinking of startinga thread where we all pitch in ideas for his presidential library.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:03 (seven years ago)

Presidential Library/Golf Resort

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:28 (seven years ago)

Every day i go to bed hoping he dies.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:30 (seven years ago)

the garish bad taste is what at least one 'liberal' i know is most offended by

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:31 (seven years ago)

O kiss and tell

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:31 (seven years ago)

Every day i go to bed hoping he dies.

Every time I see him speaking on TV I hope he strokes out before my eyes.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:34 (seven years ago)

i wish him a long life of happiness and friendship and family

IN HELL

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:38 (seven years ago)

O damn

.oO (silby), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:39 (seven years ago)

come on now. Jail first.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:39 (seven years ago)

It is good to remember that almost every one of these would have been equally under attack by Congress and the administration under any of the other Republican candidates for president.

It's also good to remember that any of the other Republican candidates for president would've lost and any of the other Democr... OK never mind

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:40 (seven years ago)

yeahh def jail. if he dies in office he'll be sainted by his idiot sycophants and rehabbed by the MSM.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 23 December 2017 04:05 (seven years ago)

fixed:

Bannon is a voracious weed smoker, who sometimes stays up until dawn powering through blunts, gravity bongs, and vaporizers, scrawling notes in a pocket-size green diary as he goes (during our trip he used downtime to smoke an eighth of blueberry kush). This was evident as he freestyled about Hillary Clinton, the opposition party media, artificial intelligence, Thucydides, Hollywood, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, the opioid crisis, Boeing jets, Brown University, Brexit, the Cloud, the Civil War, the Peloponnesian War, the American Revolution, the Great Depression, Churchill, Napoleon, Hitler, and J.D. Vance. “It’s not going to be O.K.,” he concluded ominously. “The world is on a knife’s edge. We have what I call a long, dark valley ahead of us, like the 1930s.”

crüt, Saturday, 23 December 2017 05:20 (seven years ago)

Schumer seems unwilling to gamble with the fortunes of the two-dozen Democratic senators who are up for election in 2018. Democrats running in red states, specifically, have signaled this week that they’re not interested in risking a shutdown. Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine, who is up for re-election in a state that’s not so red anymore but is home to many, many government employees, also deprioritized shutting down the government over the issue.

“I will exercise every bit of leverage I can for the Dream Act,” Kaine told the Washington Post earlier this week, “but if there is a vote that would lead to a shutdown, that’s where I draw the line.”

It’s hard to overstate how infuriating such remarks—I will use all the leverage I have, except for the big piece of leverage that I have—are to Dreamers and their allies, who have come to D.C. for countless protests and rallies, shut down Capitol cafeterias, and are now being told, for a third time, to wait a little while longer.

“They told us Dec. 8, then Dec. 22, and now they tell us to wait until January,” Paul Quiñonez, a DACA recipient from Seattle with Washington Dream Coalition and United We Dream, told me in the Capitol on Monday. He was with a group who had just spoken with the congresswoman representing most of Seattle, Rep. Pramila Jayapal, off of the House floor.

“To expect us to go home and be able to celebrate Christmas in this environment, when they’re happy to be able to go home with their families, and we have to be living in fear, is unacceptable,” Quiñonez continued. He laid most of the blame on the Senate.

“What this vote means realistically is that they’re funding our deportations,” he said.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/12/why_democrats_folded_on_a_daca_fix.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 December 2017 09:31 (seven years ago)

tim kaine: a study in courage

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:23 (seven years ago)

he'd do anything for daca but he won't do that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:40 (seven years ago)

kaine ain’t able

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:42 (seven years ago)

because republicans whine / i draw the line

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:57 (seven years ago)

there's a protest at Schumer's apartment in Brooklyn tonight

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 December 2017 14:31 (seven years ago)


According to six officials who attended or were briefed about the meeting, Mr. Trump then began reading aloud from the document, which his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller, had given him just before the meeting. The document listed how many immigrants had received visas to enter the United States in 2017.

More than 2,500 were from Afghanistan, a terrorist haven, the president complained.

Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” he grumbled, according to one person who attended the meeting and another person who was briefed about it by a different person who was there.

Forty thousand had come from Nigeria, Mr. Trump added. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa, recalled the two officials, who asked for anonymity to discuss a sensitive conversation in the Oval Office.

...While the White House did not deny the overall description of the meeting, officials strenuously insisted that Mr. Trump never used the words “AIDS” or “huts” to describe people from any country. Several participants in the meeting told Times reporters that they did not recall the president using those words and did not think he had, but the two officials who described the comments found them so noteworthy that they related them to others at the time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/23/us/politics/trump-immigration.html

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

actually fuck what i said. i hope he chokes violently on his filet-o-fish and dies today.

Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” he grumbled, according to one person who attended the meeting and another person who was briefed about it by a different person who was there.

Forty thousand had come from Nigeria, Mr. Trump added. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa, recalled the two officials, who asked for anonymity to discuss a sensitive conversation in the Oval Office.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:01 (seven years ago)

and this is literally the #1 reason that 95% of his base voted for him. so fuck them in the face forever too imo

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:06 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkfqPXqHkzY

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

Government shutdowns are not leverage for anything and never have been

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

Hey Morbius how’s your boys Henwood and Greenwald looking this week oh wait

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/12/great-moments-murcs-law

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/who-is-reality-winner.html

Fuck the people you read every day

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:20 (seven years ago)

The headline on that nyt story says trump is “frustrated and defiant”. What the fuck is wrong with that newspaper?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

Lots

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:27 (seven years ago)

The coin thing is some pedestrian Bat-villain shit

http://comicsbook.be/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Batcave-trophies-Giant-Penny.jpg

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:22 (seven years ago)

The only bigger chumps than Abramson are his earnest followers

A SOLUTION TO THE TRUMP-RUSSIA PROBLEM

1. Put Trump under oath.
2. Ask him about everything; don't tell him what you know.
3. Let him talk.
4. Refer him to Congress on 200+ counts of Perjury.
5. The nation moves on post-Trump.

RT if you agree.

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) December 23, 2017

Simon H., Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:03 (seven years ago)

Seth's view of Congress is touchingly simple.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

if it was less than 200 counts of perjury, congress probably wouldn't do anything, but impeachment automatically occurs once you hit 200

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:15 (seven years ago)

Lol @ RT if u agree.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 00:21 (seven years ago)

"Terrorism is bad. I propose the following.

1. We end terrorism.

RT if you agree"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 00:22 (seven years ago)

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/gV8FH8ERy91dxyu3oks_3g--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/images/US_AHTTP_AP_HEADLINES_BUSINESS/52641bca1f6346ea9797fd7c3ca502ea_original.jpg

In this Dec. 20, 2017 photo, Justin Dopierala sits in his home office of DOMO Capital Management, LLC in Germantown, Wisc. Anticipating the passage of the Republican tax plan, he said he spent $20,000 on business improvements over the last couple months, including a new website and marketing pitch book for potential clients, included in this photo. Dopierala expects to have a nearly $11,000 reduction in taxes on his $150,000 income. He said he generally votes for Republicans and voted for Trump, partly expecting he would pass a new tax plan. (AP Photo/Carrie Antlfinger)

damn how much does the wordpress "red lighthouse" theme cost these days?

omar little, Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:19 (seven years ago)

just another jerk who pushes money around for a living, right?

Nhex, Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:22 (seven years ago)

dopeyer lala

j., Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:32 (seven years ago)

i don't know why but i visited his website and this is his investment strategy, which is literally the dumbest possible investment strategy one could have

DOMO believes that diversification across hundreds of stocks not only lowers performance but actually increases risk.
DOMO has a concentrated portfolio of no more than 20 stocks and believes this may allow for out-performance and decreased risk for the following reasons:
Increased asset allocation towards best investment ideas.
Greater depth of analysis, research, and understanding of the unique intricacies of each investment.
Decreased risk by not allocating assets into investment ideas with less conviction.
Less correlation to the major market indexes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:42 (seven years ago)

That is pretty much the hedge fund ethos put by a character from Animal Crossing

El Tomboto, Sunday, 24 December 2017 05:08 (seven years ago)

IIRC, there are academic studies that demonstrate diminishing returns from diversification. Plenty of hedge funds do well focusing on narrow strategies. However, if this guy is only pulling in 150k/yr, he doesn't have much funds under management, so doesn't exactly have an exemplary record.

Sanpaku, Sunday, 24 December 2017 06:43 (seven years ago)

How do I start a hedge fund where I just buy Vanguard funds but charge 2%

.oO (silby), Sunday, 24 December 2017 06:49 (seven years ago)

XP And also his home office appears to actually be in his own home.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 December 2017 07:06 (seven years ago)

i don't read anybody every day, Tombot, nor do I adopt anybody's views wholesale, but Merry Christmas, old angry bean!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 December 2017 08:38 (seven years ago)

tombot’s angry bean: an erotic story

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 09:50 (seven years ago)

pass the flamethrower

President Trump kicked off his holiday weekend at Mar-a-Lago Friday night at a dinner where he told friends, “You all just got a lot richer,” referencing the sweeping tax overhaul he signed into law hours earlier.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/366348-trump-told-friends-at-mar-a-lago-you-all-just-got-a-lot-richer-after

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 December 2017 14:29 (seven years ago)

How he breaks it down etc

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Sunday, 24 December 2017 14:41 (seven years ago)

I kinda wonder how much it does break down for some of the high rollers. There was that story years back when Sheldon Adleman was spending money like mad on Romney and others was that a potential tax cut could save him personally like 2 billion dollars.

earlnash, Sunday, 24 December 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

Story goes that Robert Mercer wants a new IRS director willing to drop a tax case against him. That would be worth billions.

Frederik B, Sunday, 24 December 2017 15:54 (seven years ago)

'You all just got a lot richer' for Jan. thread title plz

WilliamC, Sunday, 24 December 2017 17:25 (seven years ago)

oh god yes

sleeve, Sunday, 24 December 2017 17:28 (seven years ago)

I kinda wonder how much it does break down for some of the high rollers. There was that story years back when Sheldon Adleman was spending money like mad on Romney and others was that a potential tax cut could save him personally like 2 billion dollars.

― earlnash

why can't they just sink all their money into bitcoin like my plumber

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 24 December 2017 17:46 (seven years ago)

The Mercer tax fraud case is for 6.8 billion. Enough to run the federal CHIP program for exactly 6 months.

Sanpaku, Sunday, 24 December 2017 18:02 (seven years ago)

Jesus would have hated you so much he would have told a parable about you https://t.co/pXo7lQVhyh

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 23, 2017

j., Sunday, 24 December 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)

I’m back to celebrate #Festivus with some more #AiringofGrievances, this time about how the government spends your money

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017

Note 4th Tweet in thread.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 December 2017 19:46 (seven years ago)

Just when I'm actually thinking about subscribing to this paper, they publish this horseshit. Sorry, fuckers; it's the incognito browser window for you for a while longer yet.

In a pro-Trump town, they never stopped saying 'Merry Christmas'

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 24 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

totally shocked that a 93% white west Tennessee town of 1000 is virulently pro-christmas/trump; just doesn't add up; better write an article

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 24 December 2017 20:52 (seven years ago)

NO-ONE HAS EVER STOPPED SAYING ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’ UNLESS THEY CHOSE TO YOU FUCKING CUNTS

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

Some guy in this annapolis used bookstore just said “Merry Christmas...if I’m still allowed to say that here”

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

please pass him my best regards

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:31 (seven years ago)

I feel like I’m two Christmases away from a total freak out where I yell “you fucker, from bizarro gazarra!” at the top of my lungs at a stranger in a used bookstore in Annapolis. Not this year though.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:33 (seven years ago)

they literally never stop. they say it morning noon and night. they say it on president's day, they say it on the 4th of july. they say it every time they leave the room. they yell it out their car windows at strangers. they chant it at football gmaes. they say it to own the libs. they yell it at customer support. they say it whether they're blessing their food or scolding their kids.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:35 (seven years ago)

i think someone mentioned something similar upthread or maybe i saw it on twitter but sometimes it's honestly hard to tell if people are genuinely wishing me a "merry Christmas" or if they're just being low-key hostile/ troll-y

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:42 (seven years ago)

happy hannukah is a good response

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

I'd assume option B

xp

Moodles, Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

I feel like I’m two Christmases away from a total freak out where I yell “you fucker, from bizarro gazarra!” at the top of my lungs at a stranger in a used bookstore in Annapolis. Not this year though.


that would be the best xmas present ever tbh

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/scrooge.jpeg

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 December 2017 02:00 (seven years ago)

what a crybaby

.@FoxNews-FBI’s Andrew McCabe, “in addition to his wife getting all of this money from M (Clinton Puppet), he was using, allegedly, his FBI Official Email Account to promote her campaign. You obviously cannot do this. These were the people who were investigating Hillary Clinton.”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2017


merry christmas!

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 25 December 2017 14:41 (seven years ago)

People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 25, 2017



our fearless leader has returned victorious from battle with the barbarians

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 25 December 2017 15:17 (seven years ago)

Remember, the Republicans are 5-0 in Congressional races this year. In Senate, I said Roy M would lose in Alabama and supported Big Luther Strange - and Roy lost. Virginia candidate was not a “Trumper,” and he lost. Good Republican candidates will win BIG!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2017



this one is also kind of marvelously sad

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 25 December 2017 15:18 (seven years ago)

act now

double or nothing

all your money back

it's guaranteed

MAGA

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 December 2017 16:04 (seven years ago)

Someone on twitter asked why is McCabe’s wife not allowed to politics but Clarence Thomas’ wife is cool to give awards to piece of shit James OKeefe

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 25 December 2017 16:43 (seven years ago)

Remember, the Republicans are 5-0 in Congressional races this year.

What the fuck is he talking about here?

WilliamC, Monday, 25 December 2017 17:30 (seven years ago)

Special house elections. It's the trinity of stupidity: 1) It's wrong, there was a house election in California where the GOP candidate got 3% of the vote. 2) It's so narrow it's misleading, as Dems has won everything other than special house elections, with the Alabama loss the latest. 3) It's pointless. Who is he trying to convince? They're going to lose big throughout 2018 no matter how much he lies about it.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 December 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

Well, he's establishing that when Republicans lose, it's because they're insufficiently Trumpy. Anybody who loses next year lost because they didn't embrace MAGAing hard enough.

(Usual disclaimer: I am NOT crediting him with intelligence or preplanning, it's just that when you're an infantile narcissist everything is about you. Happens to coincide with his adherents' conviction that Trumpus Is Magic.)

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 25 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

Wishful thinking when I hoped a chain-carrying roger ailes would pay him a visit last night.

omar little, Monday, 25 December 2017 18:17 (seven years ago)

"People are proud that the sun is rising again. I am proud to have led the charge against the sun not rising!" - D. Dump.
"In Phlegm, Texas, Trump supporters say they never stopped believing in sunrises." - @washingtonpost

— Feminazgûl (@jkyles10) December 25, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 25 December 2017 19:13 (seven years ago)

My bad, turns out they *were* successful in repealing the Affordable Care Act - this guy really gets things done!

Based on the fact that the very unfair and unpopular Individual Mandate has been terminated as part of our Tax Cut Bill, which essentially Repeals (over time) ObamaCare, the Democrats & Republicans will eventually come together and develop a great new HealthCare plan!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 26, 2017

attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 12:44 (seven years ago)

can't wait!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 12:46 (seven years ago)

tbh I’ve found the relative silence (from the left) on the repeal of the mandate to be kind of odd. Obamacare does depend on the mandate. Without it, premiums really will be driven up, right?

But I haven’t seen any articles that really discuss the effects of this in depth. Are there predictions on how much premiums might rise, and when? And which states will be hardest hit? Maybe there’s nonstop coverage of it somewhere, but not where I’m looking.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 13:06 (seven years ago)

Guessing they're keeping their powder dry for now. It's the holidays, who's paying attention? As changes start to kick in, people feel the pinch, and November draws nearer, you can be sure we'll hear more about it.

Moodles, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 14:12 (seven years ago)

tbh I’ve found the relative silence (from the left) on the repeal of the mandate to be kind of odd. Obamacare does depend on the mandate. Without it, premiums really will be driven up, right?

But I haven’t seen any articles that really discuss the effects of this in depth. Are there predictions on how much premiums might rise, and when? And which states will be hardest hit? Maybe there’s nonstop coverage of it somewhere, but not where I’m looking.

― Karl Malone

well, first, this legislation does so many bad things that triage is necessary. like, has schip actually been funded yet? no need to advocate for the aca when you can just show people a sad-eyed child with leukemia and give it a caption like "why do i have to die, mr. president?"

second, even beyond the idea that agreeing with one of the president's tweets is generally a bad idea, publicly acknowledging that the aca is dead will probably accelerate the market destabilization, which is not something the dems are in a position to fix.

third, even if they _were_ in a position of power, their attempts at "fixing" it are mostly going to consist of internecine arguing about single-payer. they need more time for stuff in california to shake itself out.

fourth, i have no idea what i'm talking about and am basically making shit up off the top of my head, so keep that in mind.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 14:32 (seven years ago)

I’ve found the relative silence (from the left) on the repeal of the mandate to be kind of odd.

People did talk about this! And all the other shitty stuff it does! That's why approval for the tax bill was like 25%. And the GOP did it anyway. Iirc, their response was more or less "people don't like it because the fake news has been so negative, when everyone is rich and successful they'll be thanking us for cutting the taxes of their corporate overlords, hail Satan!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 14:42 (seven years ago)

I do agree that there has been relatively less explicit discussion of the individual mandate, prob bc Dem politicians have always sucked at articulating its value, since/therefore it is unpopular.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

Grateful for this great Christmas honor from the Salt Lake Tribune. For the record, I voted for @SpencerJCox and @rudygobert27. #utpol pic.twitter.com/7iFOBK6TWf

— Orrin Hatch (@OrrinHatch) December 25, 2017

These guys can’t even be bothered to read a newspaper article, what do you expect

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 14:53 (seven years ago)

the insurance companies can afford their own lobbyists to restore the individual mandate but all the coverage I’ve read has been to the effect of “plenty of people were taking the tax penalty anyway since it was frequently less than the cheapest plan in their marketplaces;” and the number of people who will ditch their coverage because there’s no longer a tax penalty is expected to be pretty minuscule.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:07 (seven years ago)

good lord. look, the problem with the mandate is not that the democrats did a _poor job explaining it_. the mandate would have worked, in practice, by charging people money they didn't have for not buying health insurance they couldn't afford for the great societal benefit of keeping big insurance companies fiscally solvent. while i understand the principle involved, i'm not going to sneer at the stupid people who for some reason didn't _like_ it.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:16 (seven years ago)

Exactly how large is the group of people who cannot afford any valid plan, with the subsidy? Not saying they don't exist, just thinking it would help articulate which political talking points reflect legitimate widespread grievances and which ones were cooked up in a lab. I freely concede that the mandate system is an inferior policy to medicare-for-all and basically every other fix that was discussed at the time. But the Republican focus on it as an onerous burden was a conscious strategy, building on the earlier fear-mongering about "death panels" and a culture they've cultivated in which any government program is likely a conspiracy intended to swindle people. The policy isn't ideal but there ARE avenues of defending it, either by pointing up the subsidies that are supposed to help those who really, really can't afford coverage, or by emphasizing and building up the public good involved in the way the thing is organized. Those haven't gone unmentioned, but generally their strategy was to focus on things that are more immediately, obviously beneficial (pre-existing conditions, kids on parent's plans.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:31 (seven years ago)

Exactly how large is the group of people who cannot afford any valid plan, with the subsidy? Not saying they don't exist, just thinking it would help articulate which political talking points reflect legitimate widespread grievances and which ones were cooked up in a lab. I freely concede that the mandate system is an inferior policy to medicare-for-all and basically every other fix that was discussed at the time. But the Republican focus on it as an onerous burden was a conscious strategy, building on the earlier fear-mongering about "death panels" and a culture they've cultivated in which any government program is likely a conspiracy intended to swindle people. The policy isn't ideal but there ARE avenues of defending it, either by pointing up the subsidies that are supposed to help those who really, really can't afford coverage, or by emphasizing and building up the public good involved in the way the thing is organized. Those haven't gone unmentioned, but generally their strategy was to focus on things that are more immediately, obviously beneficial (pre-existing conditions, kids on parent's plans.

― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino)

you want statistics? i don't have statistics. but i worked at a company that didn't offer health insurance for years. people who have families, who are trying to raise kids, in most cases they're barely getting by. they're living paycheck to paycheck. and if you start adding another expense on top of that, it's more than they can manage. if the aca was supposed to benefit those of us who worked at that company, it did an awful job of it. my premiums tripled the year after the aca passed. i don't know how much of that was the aca and how much of that was people trying to take advantage of a bigger market, but that's a significant burden.

now, maybe we weren't _statistically significant_, but i can assure you that everybody who worked at that company was a real person and not some fictitious entity invented by republicans.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:44 (seven years ago)

Dr. C is right - like most liberal softies I would have preferred single-payer, Medicare for all, or public option. The mandate was a consolation prize to begin with, and does not a political winner for a variety of reasons.

Its unpopularity doesn't come from a lot of voters being actually bitten by it. I empathize deeply with rushomancy and other families in that situation, absolutely. However, it remains true that most people _who vote_ (as distinct from _people_) are insured through their employers anyway, so Obamacare is theoretical/hypothetical to them. The argument for the mandate is hazy, almost abstract, and depends on group dynamics and tragedy-of-the-commons type stuff. There are few good Sunday-morning soundbite zings in that argument (although it is true).

Republican opposition to it wasn't because it would actually affect a lot of its base voters, but rather on powdered-wig FREEDOM!!!! grounds. The government shouldn't be allowed to force you to buy something and penalize you if you don't, etc. That message worked on people already predisposed to believe it: the Libertarians and Teahadis who were already against any Federal involvement in the health care space. Many other people just yawned, because the mandate wasn't going to affect them either way.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:51 (seven years ago)

I supported the ACA because I was, and still to an extent am, an incrementalist. I think change works better when it's spread out over time.

The problem with the ACA is the problem with the tax legislation, is the problem with every attempt at passing a law since the 1990s - every piece of legislation is a party line vote, is a proxy war. In retrospect one might as well have pushed for the most radical legislation possible (and there's an argument to be made that this is what the Democrats did), because the minority party never accepted it as legitimate.

On a structural level, the ACA was most hurt by being guided by neoliberal principles, the notion that if you want everybody to have health insurance, it's better to engineer this situation "softly" through an elaborate and convoluted method of economic incentives rather than just saying, you know, everybody has health insurance.

Huge chunks of the jerry-rigged incentives didn't work like they thought they would, they didn't have the opportunity to fix them, they thought that even _admitting_ that there was anything about the law that was less than perfect would be playing into the hands of their opponents, and that position was not exactly a favorable position, politically speaking.

Whatever, if the neoliberal approach needed to fail for universal coverage to become a reality - and I think it did - the ACA accomplished that prerequisite.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

I pretty much agree with both of you I think - thanks.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:05 (seven years ago)

I agree with many of the flaws with the ACA, but people seem to be forgetting the tax penalty had a fuck-ton of exclusions/exemptions. If the premium cost more than 8% of your income, for instance, you could basically apply for a waiver.

I had two friends that bitched about the tax they had to pay. eligible for the exemption but just groused that they were having issues on the site and the forms were too difficult to print out so they just paid it. Another was eligible to apply for Medicaid in their State due to their income and just opted not to. Which doesn't mean there aren't people who don't qualify for an exemption who still, for several reasons, can't feasibly afford the insurance, but I wish the exemptions got more attention.

I can definitely state though that there are definitely plenty of areas where even with the ACA, affordable insurance just doesn't exist. My mother's enrolled now, but a year or two ago, the premium was ridiculously highly for a terrible plan, and they are already on the cusp of bankruptcy, so she had to go without.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

*one was eligible for the exemption

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

xpost but, then again, I don't think there were any affordable individual options for her *pre*-ACA either.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:31 (seven years ago)

i sometimes wonder to what extent the inadequacy of the aca's financial incentives has to do with neoliberal moralism. ever since reagan's fictitious welfare queen, there's been this terrible fear in all parts of government that if you give people enough money to live on, society will collapse.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:46 (seven years ago)

Republicans want a meritocracy

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:48 (seven years ago)

lmao no they don't

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:49 (seven years ago)

There was a really good article in the New Yorker several weeks back that addressed why people who would benefit from Universal Health Care still don't support the idea, and iirc it boils down in the end to extreme antipathy towards those who seemingly get something for nothing. Just the idea that someone could work their whole life and barely stay afloat, but someone else who doesn't work at all might get good benefits, that just makes some people upset, even if they would share in the same benefits. The same applies to treatment of immigrants. Why should these people sneak into the country and get all sorts of subsidies and benefits when I am hustling my butt at a low paying job for less? I wonder if that is a particularly American mentality, very frontier, very ... Protestant work ethic?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:53 (seven years ago)

like, one guy in the article had several health problems and was struggling to pay bills, but he still was anti free health care, just philosophically opposed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

The actual class of people in this country who don't work but get tons of benefits they haven't earned are not the ones all these ppl seem to think. (Obvious point, I know.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

There was a really good article in the New Yorker several weeks back that addressed why people who would benefit from Universal Health Care still don't support the idea, and iirc it boils down in the end to extreme antipathy towards those who seemingly get something for nothing. Just the idea that someone could work their whole life and barely stay afloat, but someone else who doesn't work at all might get good benefits, that just makes some people upset, even if they would share in the same benefits. The same applies to treatment of immigrants. Why should these people sneak into the country and get all sorts of subsidies and benefits when I am hustling my butt at a low paying job for less? I wonder if that is a particularly American mentality, very frontier, very ... Protestant work ethic?

― Josh in Chicago,

My Cuban parents share their disgust -- something in the water

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:57 (seven years ago)

I think it's just this pathological philosophical difference they have with the idea of socialized anything. It might not make a lot of sense, and it's definitely muddied by racism or xenophobia or whatever, and there is a huge swath of people who are just kneejerk dumb anti everything. But I was struck by the people in the profile who had clearly given the situation a lot of thought and still came to the wrong conclusion for what they thought was the right reason.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:02 (seven years ago)

Related, maybe, is the fact that Americans as a whole remain extremely charitable and generous. Despite being anti handout. Maybe it's just a matter of agency? Of pride? Of choice? Of... freedom?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

It’s the tax incentives

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:04 (seven years ago)

Related, maybe, is the fact that Americans as a whole remain extremely charitable and generous. Despite being anti handout. Maybe it's just a matter of agency? Of pride? Of choice? Of... freedom?

― Josh in Chicago

"i can decide what to do with my money better than the gubmint"

and how many blankets are they up to in that texas town, anyway?

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

exceptionalism, the perception that we're the best, nothing to learn from others

https://eand.co/what-do-you-call-a-world-that-cant-learn-from-itself-58ae28cefd23

sleeve, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:06 (seven years ago)

That article was infuriating. It’s Gawande adding to the endless pile of amateur sociology of why suburbanites insist on continuing to punch themselves: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/10/02/is-health-care-a-right

anyway, no, moral hazard as a powerful force behind motivated reasoning is not uniquely American

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

i mean, shit, we all know somebody who needs help, right? the co-worker's granddaughter with spina bifida whose daughter's husband just left her because spina bifida is a drag. if children actually got healthcare in this country i wouldn't have any reason to give them money.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:09 (seven years ago)

may also overlap with conceptualization of "the government" as an independent entity that goes around doing things for people, as opposed to a mechanism pushed and prodded by people to do things that they think need doing. been thinking about this a lot lately re: socialism but it also overlaps with labor organizing and the need to work together to push to get things. which often end up benefiting not only you but everybody else. if people are trained in thinking of themselves as independent atomic humans, and government's proper function as being to maintain the marketplaces where independent atomic humans buy and sell goods and services, then you've already got three-quarters of neoliberal ideology right there. 'moralism' barely enters into it, it's about returning to a world where everybody is selling themselves individually. a spinoff benefit for capital is the collapse of all those hard-won goods, whether in the form of universal welfare programs, or good union wages.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

and of course under neoliberalism those atomic humans are invariably conceived of as _rational actors_

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:14 (seven years ago)

Apparently people opposed to universal health care also dislike the idea of waiting-lists, if my mother is anything to go by.

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:20 (seven years ago)

people opposed to universal health care are suckers for koch-funded mercatus institute propaganda aimed to transform the US into kansas / chile

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

"i can decide what to do with my money better than the gubmint"

i could really do with everyone never saying "gubmint" or "'Murica" ever again

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

ok, that's good to know.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:36 (seven years ago)

Statement from the president on Kwanzaa pic.twitter.com/3SHNIeymJJ

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) December 26, 2017

lol

j., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)

Favorite gifs of 2017, a thread pic.twitter.com/fmQmVlKGvW

— HOOKSY HOLIDAYS (@hoooks) December 26, 2017



Good thread of politics gifs

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

been a great year for politics gifs admittedly

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:55 (seven years ago)

Among all the many things that have changed under Trump is the disappearance of the "what books did POTUS take with him on vacation" feature because everyone just accepts that this president doesn't read.

— Amy Sullivan (@sullivanamy) December 26, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 00:11 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2017/12/26/to-beat-president-trump-you-have-to-learn-to-think-like-his-supporters/?__twitter_impression=true&tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.cd94f74932c9

Sheer outrage at the president’s scandals is pointless. When directed at Trump, your anger gives him rhetorical ammunition to point toward his besiegers (“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me)”) or to bolster his claims to be fighting for his base (“Drain the Swamp should be changed to Drain the Sewer — it’s actually much worse than anyone ever thought, and it begins with the Fake News!”). But worse still is directing your anger at his supporters. Then you’re doing the same thing Trump is: believing your side is all right and the opposite side is all wrong. Rejecting your common humanity and sense of country, you’re playing into the polarization game instead of defeating it.

This is not a call for appeasement, only for efficiency. If dwelling on scandal too much can be counterproductive, then the focus must be elsewhere. Again, I believe it should rest on understanding and emphasizing with the grievances that brought Trump to power (wage stagnation, cultural isolation, a depleted countryside, the opioid crisis). Trump’s solutions may be imaginary, but the problems are very real indeed. Populism is and has always been the daughter of political despair. Showing concern is the only way to break the rhetorical polarization.

j., Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:24 (seven years ago)

Fuck an economist living in Madrid and his presumptuous bullshit

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:37 (seven years ago)

Did he really need a year to come up with that?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:39 (seven years ago)

got any better ideas?

sleeve, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:43 (seven years ago)

there is indeed a place for your legitimate moral outrage: not the dining table, but the voting booth.

sleeve, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:43 (seven years ago)

My side is right and my opponents are wrong, though.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 01:58 (seven years ago)

Going back to that Amy Sullivan tweet for a sec, I was just thinking the other day that we never hear about humanizing stuff anymore like presidential Spotify lists, NCAA brackets (or other sports picks), or what movies have been recently screened at the White House--probably because, if reports are to be believed, 45 only 'listens' to Elton John, only has time to criticize sports when the black guys aren't being 'kept in place', and only watches 'the good parts' of Steven Seagal movies.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:06 (seven years ago)

he has no capacity for appreciating anything that doesn’t glorify him in some way. that includes women

maura, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 07:38 (seven years ago)

STILL can't believe that motherfucker is president

j., Wednesday, 27 December 2017 07:51 (seven years ago)

he has no capacity for appreciating anything that doesn’t glorify him in some way. that includes women

Mega T bomb

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 09:36 (seven years ago)

If anyone ever shows him "his" Kwanzaa statement, I predict a stream of hilarious tweets.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 12:08 (seven years ago)

Fuck an economist living in Madrid and his presumptuous bullshit

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26. Dezember 2017 20:37 (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spoken like a true american

groovemaaan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 13:29 (seven years ago)

grievances that brought Trump to power (wage stagnation,

lol bezos

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 13:51 (seven years ago)

A train station that will be built next to the Western Wall will be named after US President Donald Trump.

The decision was made by Transportation Minister Israel Katz, who said: “The Western Wall is the holiest place for the Jewish people, and I decided to name the train station that leads to it after President Trump – following his historic and brave decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of the State of Israel.”

http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/New-Western-Wall-train-station-to-be-named-after-Trump-520135

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:35 (seven years ago)

wonder if that's going to get renamed to Scion Station in a few years

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:41 (seven years ago)

Yeah I.M. So Very Done with the "empathize with Vicodin-addled unemployed coal-country Trump supporter" bullshit. That's like the same five people who've already been profiled 300 times; haven't they gotten enough attention by now? kthxbye.

And anyway there were never enough of those guys to win; it was yr basic exurban tribal Republicans with big-ass SUVs and nice houses that solidified the election.

I rather preferred this less-apologetic take from The Week:

http://theweek.com/articles/745252/how-crush-trump

Vote. Win. Govern.

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:43 (seven years ago)

yea it all feels like one big apology tour for not taking Trump seriously in 2015 and 2016. I know many of these people. They are not that sophisticated - same who-needs-facts-when-you-got-spite attitude that Trump rode into the White House

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:58 (seven years ago)

The one person I know who voted for Trump, a friend of my mom, is a moron. But, per my moron/asshole dialectic, at least not an asshole! Just an innocent old moron who supported and still supports Trump because Hillary was crooked. Never mind that Trump has been found guilty of being crooked, or that he is currently under investigation for being crooked, or that even if he wasn't crooked is still an asshole (*and* a moron) who means or intends ill to a huge hunk of America, just imagine the damage Clinton might have done were she elected! Over a fucking year ago.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:13 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/hnE16jJ.png

trump rules (?)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:55 (seven years ago)

president trump is fapping into the disco tent

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:08 (seven years ago)

The Western Wall is the holiest place for the Jewish people, and I decided to name the train station that leads to it after President Trump

Well, they've sure got Trump pegged. Flattery will get you whatever you want.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:10 (seven years ago)

‘trump pegged’ gahhhh

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:13 (seven years ago)

the trump western wall station. it's a nice chaser to a year that was an awful magic show turning real.

The Kotel [Western Wall] is the holiest place to the Jewish people, and I have decided to name the train station leading to it after US President Donald Trump, in recognition of his brave and historic decision to recognise Jerusalem as Israel’s capital,” Katz said on Tuesday.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:18 (seven years ago)

is this real life

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:19 (seven years ago)

no escape from reality

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

I have family members who voted for Trump. My aunt, uncle, and two cousins. My cousins are members of the CPD. They live in Mount Greenwood, which I think is the one neighborhood in Chicago that went for Trump? At least the most notable, having gone for him 70/30 or something. It's interesting tho, my one CPD cousin is actually gay, having come out at age 33 or 34. He married his bf, who is from Central America and afaict pretty liberal. My cousin is not just a trump voter but *extremely* pro Trump and anti-Obama. He loves Milo Y. My aunt was vv anti gay marriage and not a fan of gay people to the point of actively supporting chick fil-a back during their peak homophobia phase but turned 180 degrees when it hit close to home.

omar little, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

The Western Wall is the holiest place...

Well, they've sure got Trump pegged.

pegged in the holiest of holies

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

we're not there yet and probably won't be but i keep thinking back to this quote from CV Wedgwood's 'The Thirty Years War', about Bohemia in 1623, after the annihilation of its middle classes:

One of the most progressive and commercialized countries in Europe had slipped back two centuries in little more than two years and the field was free for despotism.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

I have that book and hope to finish it one day.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

also this from may 2016 https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-dangerous-acceptance-of-donald-trump

“If Trump came to power, there is a decent chance that the American experiment would be over. This is not a hyperbolic prediction; it is not a hysterical prediction; it is simply a candid reading of what history tells us happens in countries with leaders like Trump. Countries don’t really recover from being taken over by unstable authoritarian nationalists of any political bent, left or right—not by Peróns or Castros or Putins or Francos or Lenins or fill in the blanks. The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal. Ask Argentinians or Chileans or Venezuelans or Russians or Italians—or Germans. The national psyche never gets over learning that its institutions are that fragile and their ability to resist a dictator that weak. If he can rout the Republican Party in a week by having effectively secured the nomination, ask yourself what Trump could do with the American government if he had a mandate.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:15 (seven years ago)

god, the era of him and ben carson and company tripping over each other in that awkward debate entrance footage seems so painfully long ago. if only he'd died in that antechamber.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)

I have that book and hope to finish it one day.

It's ridiculously dense - i felt like I was chewing each page.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:31 (seven years ago)

My cousins are members of the CPD.

See, I feel like Trump and his ilk calling for “purges” of the FBI and DOJ ought to give the Dems a shot at stealing some of law enforcement’s tribal affiliation with the GOP, but they’re middled on this one, just like any Democrat who embraces “the troops” risks being called an imperialist warmonger, but with cops and the FBI it’s even worse because of, well, law enforcement’s demands for impunity whenever they shoot anyone, especially a person darker than them.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:44 (seven years ago)

I just hope that when the Dems retake power they don't let the GOP forget any of this - not just supporting the known fraud and sexual predator that is Donald Trump, but also the fact that they never pressured him to release his taxes, or give up his businesses, or to stop spending a third of his time promoting his brand on the taxpayers' dime. Not to mention actively trying to bury the Russia investigation and unanimously supporting a massively unpopular tax bill that explodes the deficit at the expense of the poor so their donors can get hundreds of millions of dollars they don't need. There should be no coming back from this.

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:54 (seven years ago)

don't let the GOP forget any of this

it's a nice thought, but no one cares about hypocrisy anymore. all that matters is power

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:57 (seven years ago)

frogbs- That’s on all of us. I am happy to bear my share of that burden. On top of what they get to own with Dubya & company.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

yeah everyone thought gwb's name was mud and the GOP brand was ruined for a generation after iraq and katrina. they came back about 4 years later.

xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

that is partly because obama never repudiated republicanism en masse (though he might as well have, the way fox news treated him, particularly the "bitter clingin" comment) and neither did hillary - and i understand there are smart tactical reasons to keep a door open to R-identifying moderates who might vote for you - but all the same i do feel it is high time to bust out the Round-Up

no one cares about hypocrisy anymore. all that matters is power

this is also extremely Thirty Years War. we all sit here typing our principled letters of protest in the reality-based community, little John George of Saxonys all, while bullion gets loaded into ships to pay the armies that will destroy what we know

merry christmas everyone!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:37 (seven years ago)

Whomp whomp

Roy Moore files complaint to block Alabama Senate result, cites someone who regularly posts about JFK conspiracy theories and the murder of DNC staffer, Seth Rich https://t.co/iB4VDhyEFa

— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) December 28, 2017

(Alabama's Secretary of State has responded saying 'yeah right' and that certification today will happen as planned.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:36 (seven years ago)

at this point I'm not gonna believe they will certify until it actually happens

sleeve, Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:54 (seven years ago)

gonna be fun to watch Trump pull this shit in 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:00 (seven years ago)

exactly

sleeve, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

"fun"

akm, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:08 (seven years ago)

That's the can-do spirit we need, clearly.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:14 (seven years ago)

But hey, maybe there’s just oooone person who voted for Moore and sees how stupid he’s acting now, and they realize they made a mistake with their vote and are starting to wonder if all the sweaty angry men on the radio might have been lying to them about politics?

...jk!!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

jk, those people are too busy getting ready for the new American revolution and have no time for reflection

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:35 (seven years ago)

in the mirror only more sweaty angry men

Evan, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago)

the President of the United States is less coherent than @horse_ebooks

Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 28, 2017

frogbs, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:20 (seven years ago)

he's doubled his characters and still reaches for abbreviations to cram it in, the doddering cretin

j., Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

didn't even have room for "like a dog"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:38 (seven years ago)

my brain went to this vintage ilm post re: ghostface:

Could he be the world's least coherent man?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Saturday, March 22, 2003 2:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:39 (seven years ago)

tbf the first three times i read the tweet i thought he was talking about some upper-crust dem donor named H. Anna Wintour, making for an even worse and more confusing run-on sentence.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:40 (seven years ago)

our alpha as fuck president is whingeing about vanity fair and anna wintour

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

No physical substance which occupies space and possesses rest mass can have objective reality or being unless many people are saying it.

All matter and energy is either about to die and is desperately begging or is attempting to call him unprompted to tell him how great he is.

Evan, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:43 (seven years ago)

Maybe the best/saddest/dumbest part: Anna Wintour works for Vogue, not Vanity Fair.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:44 (seven years ago)

she's artistic director of conde nast so technically she has some sort of responsibility for VF too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:54 (seven years ago)

also as far as last legs whenever I see Vanity Fair I'm always shocked at how many ads they have it's like a time machine to 1997

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:58 (seven years ago)

fashion

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

it has good demographics

maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

http://www.tusk2.com/2017/12/28/poem-found-editorial-comments-milo-yiannopouloss-manuscript/

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

"Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs" - file them next to the "failing" New York Times among publications that will gleefully publish Trump's obituary.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

So I guess that Paul Ryan challenger being pushed by Bannon and Breitbart was so racist and nuts that even Bannon and Breitbart have (for now) severed ties?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:46 (seven years ago)

dude accused breitbart of being (((globalists))) too. classy guy.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:01 (seven years ago)

Alabama judge denied Moore completely so will those upthread stop panicking now?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

Yes. It reminds me of when Trump questioned the integrity of the vote counts in states he'd won. Those Republican secretaries of state shut him down immediately. It's their reputations at risk!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:07 (seven years ago)

Roy Moore didn't believe for one instant that he'd win that lawsuit. It was pure façade, intended to keep his die-hard fans in love with his carefully maintained image. He understands that his supporters are his single greatest monetary asset.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:09 (seven years ago)

xxp not trusting these fuckers at all is not the same as panicking

sleeve, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

^^^ sleeve otm

WilliamC, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

I really do understand the impulse. But from Trump on down Moore was cut loose pretty damn quick by all his institutional boosters following the loss, all of them pretty much saying “Thank god we don’t have to defend him any more.” Merrill, for all that he’s a good GOP soldier, has consistently said “The margins are overwhelming, military/provisional ballots won’t change it, we’ve investigated complaints and most are invalid and there’s only a couple left to go.” Doesn’t mean he can’t be full of shit otherwise but there was never any there there beyond Moore’s fever dreams.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:48 (seven years ago)

Given we are currently being governed by people driven by fever dreams, I wouldn't underestimate any of them.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

In any event, interesting read here

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2017/12/26/16810116/doug-jones-alabama-polls-roy-moore?__twitter_impression=true

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:01 (seven years ago)

the President of the United States is less coherent than @horse_ebooks

Trump's Twitter feed needs a lot of annotating for those of us who don't follow the ins and outs of right-wing media alternative reality. He references things that only make sense if you're up on the latest Fox News/Drudge alerts. Basically he's made the whole world into the uncomprehending grandchildren of Sean Hannity devotees.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:06 (seven years ago)

god help us all

maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

Looking forward to Roy Moore's swift confirmation as director of the Department of Age-Appropriate Sexual Relations.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)

NEW: President Trump's physical is scheduled for January 12th

— Trey Yingst (@TreyYingst) December 28, 2017

j., Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:44 (seven years ago)

Fake Physical

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:54 (seven years ago)

I guess we should prepare ourselves for some NK-style 'our glorious leader does not pass bodily waste like a lowly human' shenanigans.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:39 (seven years ago)

it all comes out his mouth iirc

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

hey-o!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 28 December 2017 22:33 (seven years ago)

is there a way to will a fatal heart attack into someone if an entire board of similarly-minded people all concentrated *really hard* at the same time?

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 00:02 (seven years ago)

asking for a friend

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 00:03 (seven years ago)

quite honestly, I was never worried that any judges or officials were going to take the Chafed Cowboy seriously. that's not what worries me.

It's the growing tendency of conservatives to decide election results are fraudulent because they don't like them and the propensity of a rabid, hair-trigger populace to believe it and do some really "fucked up" things in protest of what they feel is a wrong.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 00:06 (seven years ago)

election results are merely an opening volley in a negotiation

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 00:13 (seven years ago)

or opening serve. some sort of sports move

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 00:13 (seven years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake.

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:32 (seven years ago)

That's such an old trope. It works best when hurricane season is over and forgotten.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:37 (seven years ago)

That tweet caused me to reflexively emit multiple volleys of Foghorn Leghorn “thass mah prezzadint!” jokes with extra Georgia-Bama sauce and now my wife can’t breathe. No accounting for taste or sophistication in this household

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 01:57 (seven years ago)

Apparently the asshole gave a half-hour interview to the failing New York Times that none of his staff knew he was gonna give.

I don't care about their write-ups anymore; I want them to post the unedited transcripts.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:24 (seven years ago)

this is sad.

U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley assured the prime minister of Poland last week that the United States was aware of Russia’s covert attempts to influence the elections in Binomo (which does not exist), a small island in the South China Sea that had recently declared independence.

Or rather, this is what Haley thought she did last week — if a new video from the Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus is to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RgXL7byTF0

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/report-haley-duped-by-prank-call-from-fake-polish-leader.html

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 02:50 (seven years ago)

He treated me better than anybody’s ever been treated in the history of China.

all the T, you might say

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 03:20 (seven years ago)

I'm not a robot

Can totes see him saying this every time [inaudible] appears.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 December 2017 03:51 (seven years ago)

But Michael, I know the details of taxes better than anybody. Better than the greatest C.P.A. I know the details of health care better than most, better than most. And if I didn’t, I couldn’t have talked all these people into doing ultimately only to be rejected.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 04:00 (seven years ago)

why is everyone who gets to interview Trump so goddamn useless. there are like 5000 blatantly false statements in that interview

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:05 (seven years ago)

Ha, I just copied and paste, can't you tell?

People always saying they can't read this article, can't read that article. The thanks I get. Ironically, I did replace all the inaudible brackets with parenthesis, didn't even notice the other formatting garbage.

xpost Yeah, where's the follow ups? Are they afraid they'll scare him off? Then again, there are a couple of times they do follow up, and he just blows them off.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:09 (seven years ago)

Like, they ask him about the NK/China oil thing, if the picture he tweeted was old, and he just ignores them.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:10 (seven years ago)

please try to be more selective in block quoting so as not to resemble a spam troll

tombotomod, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:11 (seven years ago)

Will do!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:13 (seven years ago)

wait is Tombot back to the dark side??!!!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 06:41 (seven years ago)

I genuinely appreciated JiC's copying the firewalled article here, and think it's made the thread more incoherent that it was removed

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 29 December 2017 10:31 (seven years ago)

(especially since there's not even a link left in place)

(my thoughts on ppl not reading the content nor trackers they post on ILX are obv separate)

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 29 December 2017 10:33 (seven years ago)

they just got around to this

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2017/12/28/trump-fires-members-hivaids-council/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 14:51 (seven years ago)

so now we know what a dozen diet cokes every day does to your brain

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

Here’s a rundown thread

Now that I’ve read the entire transcript of @nytmike’s Trump interview, a few observations:
1. Trump speaks a lot like a child does. Lots of focus on who likes him, who loves him, who is his friend... his biographers all emphasize his deep desire to be loved & it comes through.

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) December 29, 2017



And a link to excerpts
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/us/politics/trump-interview-excerpts.html

And the obvious

I have had five members of my family slip into dementia. That NYT interview is clinical.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) December 29, 2017

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:27 (seven years ago)

let's do bipartisan!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:32 (seven years ago)

Strange how the Democrats are still using collusion as an excuse despite virtually all of them also saying there was no collusion. Glad Trump's big ol' brain is able to sort all this out!

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:45 (seven years ago)

I don't dislike Joy nearly as much as Left Twitter (she's one of the better cable TV personalities) but the banality of those "observations" is possibly the best proof yet that the NYT should have maybe pushed back against Trump's demented babble just a little bit harder.

evol j, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

"There is no collusion, and even if there was, it's not a crime," he continued. "But there's no collusion."

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago)

well there is, but it was the Democrats

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:52 (seven years ago)

seriously lmao @ how many "sir this is a Taco Bell drive thru" moments there are in that interview

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

there's no global warming, and even if there was, it's a good thing. but there's no global warming

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

good god what a terrible interview the times writer should be ashamed of himself

do they realize that "reporting" isn't just transcribing?

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

Although I do sort of "appreciate" those unedited word salads, as an indicator of just how simplistic and moronic his worldview truly is.

Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

how weak is the hed on that interview? surely it should be COLLUSION 'NOT A CRIME' CLAIMS TRUMP

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:10 (seven years ago)

so much of the Times' defense of their approach is that if their reporters challenged Trump he would shut them down, the interview would be over, they'd lose access, etc. Setting aside the fact that he CRAVES recognition from venerable media like it's his oxygen, since when is Trump even remotely close to being smart enough to recognize when he's being set up to further embarrass himself. you don't have to scream LIAR in his fact, I think a bit of even not-terribly-subtle prodding would do the trick.

evol j, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:10 (seven years ago)

Hey FBI, when you guys put somebody in the car and you're protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don't hit their head and they've just colluded with Russia. Don't hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

just asking any sort of follow-up, pressing him on any specific policy details, or asking him to untangle the dozens of times he directly contradicts himself...this interviewer is just kid gloves on top of baby gloves. you really don't have to press very hard to get him to say something stupid/newsworthy/incriminating.

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

I got in an arguments with an acquaintance, a fervent Hilary supporter, that Joy Reid sucked.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:18 (seven years ago)

way back in primary season though we already figured out that putting "pressure" on trump with tough follow-up questions does nothing at all to the actual content of his speech or the impact of the interview. he remains at the same level of uninformed word salad no matter what the interviewer says, because he is a sociopath and the interviewer does not exist.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:25 (seven years ago)

They could easily challenge him without being combative. Just subtly lead him down a path where he's saying lots of incriminating things while making him think it was his idea to go down that path the whole time. I guarantee he wouldn't even know what was happening.

Moodles, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:27 (seven years ago)

i always assume that the whole job of those other people drifting in and out of the room during these transcripts is actually to jump in and interrupt him with some "important papers to sign" or whatever if they notice him really getting led down the garden path.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

do they realize that "reporting" isn't just transcribing?

almost never

although it matters less with Rupert Pumpkin than anyone else

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

nyt are trying to help Trump, anyone who imagines they want to rly pin him down as part of some kind of #resistance is deluded.

It's just that there's only so far you can polish that turd, and if they edited the interview enough to make him sound vaguely lucid, he'd go apeshit

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

a kind of national strike people should go on is to behave in job interviews the way our president behaves in press interviews

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:40 (seven years ago)

I do that anyway

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:42 (seven years ago)

NYT reporters (and other reporters) basically defending the "kids' gloves" treatment by saying it's silly to think Trump would change his mind on anything if interviewed more aggressively. Uh the goal of interviewing a powerful politician isn't to get them to change THEIR mind. Wtf.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

TRUMP: There was collusion with the Russians and the Democrats. A lot of collusion.

SCHMIDT: Dossier?

TRUMP: Starting with the dossier. But going into so many other elements. And Podesta’s firm.

SCHMIDT: That’s true.

wtf is this? rope-a-dope?

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:09 (seven years ago)

this is beyond kid gloves. it's affirming his bullshit.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:12 (seven years ago)

President Donald Trump deported substantially fewer Mexican nationals through November of 2017 than his predecessor Barack Obama did during the same time frame in 2016, according to data released by the Mexican government.

In total, Trump’s use of the United States’ deportation machinery resulted in roughly 152,000 Mexican nationals being deported between and January and November 2017. Obama’s use of the nation’s deportation machinery resulted in roughly 205,000 Mexican nationals being deported between January and November 2016.

The information was released by Mexico’s Interior Ministry and first reported on by Milenio. Overall, Trump’s record on immigration so far amounts to a 27 percent drop in deportations of Mexican nationals compared to Obama’s final year at the helm.

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/12/29/deportations-mexicans-drop-27-trump/

I mean, who's gonna clean those hotels?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:36 (seven years ago)

plus how can you beat Bam's record when you don't want to?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

nyt are trying to help Trump

ok man

k3vin k., Friday, 29 December 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

I don’t have any problem with the interview style the NYT uses during their interviews with Trump, but we should see his phony war with his favorite paper for what it is.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 29, 2017


If I got to interview Trump I would drop the Russia questions (he’s been asked about this a lot) and go all-policy, but that would make a lot of folks mad.

In general, “let the subject talk” is the right way to interview.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 29, 2017


What people want, of course, is for Trump to break down on camera and admit that he’s guilty.

But he did that months ago talking to Lester Holt. The issue is Paul Ryan thinks he’s a really good president and has committed to protecting him.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 29, 2017

more or less agree with yglesias

k3vin k., Friday, 29 December 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)

cmon now, nobody thinks Trump will break down on camera (I know he said "want", but in that context it means "want and think could occur")

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:18 (seven years ago)

not to be a petty bitch, but he's so fucking fat. look at his face and wrist.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/12/29/us/politics/29dc-trump/merlin_131683691_270fd7fe-c53f-4bb2-9c2e-5838f5264fdd-master768.jpg

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:26 (seven years ago)

like his watch is way too tight for his big meaty wrists

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:26 (seven years ago)

or maybe he just drank diet coke all day during his big golf 'workout' and hes swellin up from dehydration

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

Eagerly awaiting the hilariously fictionalized version of his physical results. I fully expect Sarah Huckabee Sanders to just come to the podium and say, "President Trump had his physical, he's in better health than any of you, and to ask for further details would be not only rude but un-American, so that's all we're going to say about that," and just stare down the press with her cow-having-an-aneurysm eyes and dare anyone to push the issue. (No one will.)

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

cow-having-an-aneurysm eyes

guilty lol

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:45 (seven years ago)

not to be a petty bitch, but he's so fucking fat. look at his face and wrist.

so what. Focus on something else

badg, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:51 (seven years ago)

true. his being overweight is irrelevant. to the extent it plays against his looking the part of an Aryan superhero (see Ben Garrison's batshit right wing cartoons for reference), it is probably even a tiny bit helpful.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:57 (seven years ago)

Pierce:

Over the past 30 years, I’ve seen my father and all of his siblings slide into the shadows and fog of Alzheimer’s Disease. (the president's father developed Alzheimer's in his 80s.) In 1984, Ronald Reagan debated Walter Mondale in Louisville and plainly had no idea where he was. (Would that someone on the panel had asked him. He’d have been stumped.) Not long afterwards, I was interviewing a prominent Alzheimer’s researcher for a book I was doing, and he said, “I saw the look on his face that I see every day in my clinic.” In the transcript of this interview, I hear in the president*’s words my late aunt’s story about how we all walked home from church in the snow one Christmas morning, an event I don’t recall, but that she remembered so vividly that she told the story every time I saw her for the last three years of her life.

In this interview, the president* is only intermittently coherent. He talks in semi-sentences and is always groping for something that sounds familiar, even if it makes no sense whatsoever and even if it blatantly contradicts something he said two minutes earlier. To my ears, anyway, this is more than the president*’s well-known allergy to the truth. This is a classic coping mechanism employed when language skills are coming apart. (My father used to give a thumbs up when someone asked him a question. That was one of the strategies he used to make sense of a world that was becoming quite foreign to him.) My guess? That’s part of the reason why it’s always “the failing New York Times,” and his 2016 opponent is “Crooked Hillary."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:58 (seven years ago)

it's been obvious to me for a long time that his mental health is in steady decline. this is not even the same guy we saw in the GOP debates.

Simon H., Friday, 29 December 2017 20:04 (seven years ago)

i find trump interviews nearly impossible to read and prefer to devote my mental energies to something, anything else

global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago)

like, say, listening to Fergie.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:10 (seven years ago)

"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"

shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:12 (seven years ago)

oh it's a wrong-thread fiasco!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:13 (seven years ago)

I definitely remember a time where he was at least good with zingers and one-liners

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

been sort of in a holiday bubble the paste week or so but just reading some of the NYT quotes is scary as fuck! this dude has for reals lost his mind , fuck pretending otherwise .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

If anyone can endure it, watch the following clip. He's still a buffoon but he can speak in complete sentences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMlz4J4tYbM

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:16 (seven years ago)

1984, Ronald Reagan debated Walter Mondale in Louisville and plainly had no idea where he was.

And for the next four years Reagan was assiduously protected from the consequences of his Alzheimer's by those around him, in order to preserve him as the keystone their political power. Reagan could still play to a camera, smile affably, and read his lines. That was enough to get him through 1988.

No doubt if Trump slips into dementia, he would be carefully protected, too, but Trump is less tractable and more volatile than Reagan was, and he'd insist on making decisions even if he could not make sense of what he's deciding about. This would make his incapacity more difficult to conceal.

See also: congressional hearings on the president's sole control of nuclear missile launches. This is a hint that the game may be afoot already.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:20 (seven years ago)

he should always speak w/ a garbage truck beeping

xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:21 (seven years ago)

Reagan also didn't have Twitter.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:23 (seven years ago)

Twitter is still mediated. They can already simulate his tweets. They could hand him a phone with a dummy app that looked like Twitter and let him post his babble into it.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:27 (seven years ago)

more or less agree with yglesias

"let the subject talk" is not the same as "prompt the subject to repeat things he tweets and says all the time already, and affirm him when he lies repeatedly"

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:30 (seven years ago)

didn't know Roger Stone went back that far with Trump

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:30 (seven years ago)

sic otm

sleeve, Friday, 29 December 2017 20:36 (seven years ago)

if he's still in office in 2020, his mental deterioration could be even more apparent and be the thing that spoils his re-election. Fingers crossed!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:05 (seven years ago)

I found pierce’s amateur attempts at medical diagnosis to be as silly as his asterisks

k3vin k., Friday, 29 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

as long as he keeps shouting at the right people I think his base will stay with him no matter what

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:11 (seven years ago)

as long as he keeps shouting at the right people I think his base will stay with him no matter what

― frogbs,

well, Pierce is often a good writer, so why not?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:19 (seven years ago)

yah what was the asterisk thing?

i really don't know how to feel about the dementia stuff, instinctively feels like there might be something to it, but at the same time it feels really bullshitty as a topic for writers esp non medical ppl

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

trick ending:

djt: "no dementia, no dementia, YOU have dementia!"

*pierce reveals his own dementia, common to his family*

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:30 (seven years ago)

the asterisk is his oh-so-clever Not Really the President denialism

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:36 (seven years ago)

the dementia stuff is tricky because when it's brought up it doesn't feel like "concern" or serious analysis as much as it feels like needling or wishful thinking or trolling his followers. to me trump seems like a lot of older asshole dad types with zero intellectual curiosity whose brains have calcified into a fox news-fueled paranoia and bigotry.

omar little, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:38 (seven years ago)

dementia symptoms : brains have calcified into a fox news-fueled paranoia and bigotry

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

I think it's just in comparison to virtually every other current and past major office holder in every developed country that Trump appears to have dementia. But yeah if you just compare him to your average American male Fox News viewer in his 70s, the clinical dx fades away.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:46 (seven years ago)

saying prominent women look like "cows" is absolutely shitty and beneath ilx, imo

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

My dad eventually died of Alzheimer related issues, but before the dementia the first things to go were his senses, starting with his vision and subtle spacial perception, which first manifested itself ... by a weird resistance to books and reading. "Oh, the cat is on my lap, I can't reach my book," that sort of thing. Trump proudly does not read, and clearly has trouble with stairs, like my dad did. With my dad, the vision stuff went on for a couple of years before other things kicked in, like decreased hearing and then eventually a more familiar paranoid dementia. He eventually died of more or less dehydration, when his brain stopped telling him he was thirsty. I can only wish a similar end on this asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:54 (seven years ago)

I have no clue what the symptoms of dementia are but I will say that the way Trump frequently repeats himself, blows past the interviewer's questions, and speaks in malformed sentences that make no sense out of context does remind me a lot of myself when I'm really drunk

frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:54 (seven years ago)

they bothered

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/weather-channel-schools-trump-climate-change

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

I believe "cow-with-an-aneurysm" it was confined to describing the look in her eyes, not other aspects of her person.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:55 (seven years ago)

the thing about "cow" as a sexist slur is that it's about denying personhood/consciousness/brain activity

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:56 (seven years ago)

I'm not gonna say trump definitely *doesn't* have dementia, my wife for one is convinced he does. I'm just not sure about a diagnosis based on his behavior.

omar little, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

i now realize that my real trick ending should have been that after fake-trump launches his "you have dementia" attack, 35% of americans incorrectly believe pierce has dementia, and fox demands and obtains his "retirement" for medical reasons from any employment, and gop wants investigations on any in press promoting the idea trump has dementia.

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (seven years ago)

saying prominent women look like "cows" is absolutely shitty and beneath ilx, imo

I actually intended to specify that I wasn't making a fat joke, I was talking about the fact that she has abnormally large, bovine-looking eyes. This would be an example of the "cow-having-an-aneurysm" eyes I was talking about.

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/sarah-huckabee-sanders-800x430.jpg

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:07 (seven years ago)

please stop

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:10 (seven years ago)

i now realize that my real trick ending should have been that after fake-trump launches his "you have dementia" attack, 35% of americans incorrectly believe pierce has dementia, and fox demands and obtains his "retirement" for medical reasons from any employment, and gop wants investigations on any in press promoting the idea trump has dementia.

― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r),

cool movie bro

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

please stay OT

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:14 (seven years ago)

please stop

sanctimonious bullshit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

ffs it's now off limits to liken someone's features to animals that in another context might be body shaming?

Is doe-eyed allowed?

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:58 (seven years ago)

huckabeesanders is a horrible horrible horrible person
i think i'm doing this right

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:00 (seven years ago)

making fun of her for being boss-eyed *is* body shaming though, whether you make the cow comparison or not xp

soref, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:03 (seven years ago)

ugh

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:04 (seven years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sen-gillibrand-urges-germany-back-nazi-jakiw-palij-article-1.3724744
^unsurprising that the feds aren't too engaged with extraditing this guy, gillibrand continuing to apple polish

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:06 (seven years ago)

i also explicitly stated that my issue with "cow" was about denying women subjecthood, not with body-shaming. it's that too in many many cases obv. but nice of hadrian viii to make clear my actual statements are not important compared to a chance to defend shitty sexist discourse against the threat of becoming "off limits"

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:08 (seven years ago)

U all

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:51 (seven years ago)

Search warrant reportedly executed for Sheriff Clarke of Milwaukee e-mails, regarding a pretty audacious civil rights violation. I guess he got into an argument with someone on a plane, and when the plane landed Clark vindictively foisted his people on him?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:52 (seven years ago)

NEW: According to federal court filing made public today, the FBI has executed a search warrant on an e-mail address associated with Trump surrogate and former sheriff David A. Clarke Jr. pic.twitter.com/Q0AdDqyAaP

— NBC News (@NBCNews) December 29, 2017

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:52 (seven years ago)

MSNBC says its related to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJxwWt4ij0

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 30 December 2017 01:20 (seven years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Clarke_(sheriff)#Airport_harassment_and_abuse-of-power_investigation_and_lawsuit

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 30 December 2017 01:22 (seven years ago)

In 1984, Ronald Reagan debated Walter Mondale in Louisville and plainly had no idea where he was

I just watched the first 10 minutes of that debate on youtube, and the disturbing thing is Reagan seems far more cognitively together, far better at putting a complicated sentence together than Trump has been in the past I don't know how many interviews. Although in the case of Trump, I'm still wondering whether it's dementia or just a case of being a complete moron

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 30 December 2017 12:09 (seven years ago)

why not both

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 December 2017 12:46 (seven years ago)

First debates are never good for the incumbent; they look distracted, respond defensively, and act irritably (think Obama, Bush II, Poppy too). Reagan only looks unusually ruffled in the second half.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2017 13:01 (seven years ago)

Schmidt responds:

During our conversation in July, I learned the challenges this president poses in interviews. He can jump from an issue like the Russia investigation to a policy matter before going off on a tangent about something like his golf game. If you try to interrupt him, he often continues talking. Given this, I employed a strategy in which I asked questions about the most pressing issues of his presidency and then allowed him to talk.

Some readers criticized my approach, saying I should have asked more follow-up questions. I believed it was more important to continue to allow the president to speak and let people make their own judgments about his statements. It was the best way to learn as much as possible about the president’s mind-set and his views on issues like North Korea.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2017 13:17 (seven years ago)

times now has a separate "fact check" piece on their own interview pointing out a number of the totally false statements made by the president. i guess putting this information in the publication of the interview itself is just too complicated.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 13:56 (seven years ago)

just watched a bit of the Reagan/Mondale debate, he's super on point compared to Trump

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:00 (seven years ago)

that debate is Lincoln-Douglas compared to the last dozen years. Mondale was pretty damn good, very far from a fuddy-dudd.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

tbf, that "getting the interview" essay probably revealed more of the president than the interview itself.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:12 (seven years ago)

btw, the lot-drawing to break the legislative tie in Virginny is BACK ON!

also the Admin has dropped its attempt to block trans troops, at least for now.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

Hello.

So the “coffee boy” whose main qualification was Model UN effectively sparked the entire Russia investigation. Just incredible. https://t.co/9ah69w4NpV?amp=1

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) December 30, 2017

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:50 (seven years ago)

greeks and their big mouths

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:24 (seven years ago)

Hilarious.

Don’t go drinking with Australians unless you’ve been practicing.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:26 (seven years ago)

there is something poignant in the air about the older man with the real hair who served with distinction as a marine taking down the posterboy for silverspoon assholes with the fake hair

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/special-counsel-offered-publicly-signals-long-year-ahead/story?id=52049373

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:49 (seven years ago)

Mueller killed kids for lbj huh

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:56 (seven years ago)

bsab so eat your own

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:59 (seven years ago)

Mr. Papadopoulos, then an ambitious 28-year-old from Chicago

Had no idea he was from here. Wonder if there is a connection with that crazy Chicago freelancer who was reportedly working with a Russian cutout to get dirt on Clinton, and then later killed himself?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

false alarm. still hillary's / dem's fault

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/full/C/CW/fark_CWajSdlOMxhHohe-R7V9hLApKaM.jpg?t=CxUzcfkXE-YE7SBVXcxmiQ&f=1514782800

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:03 (seven years ago)

Trump found an “oppressive regime “ he doesn’t like. No shock, it’s Iran. He and his twitter followers are convinced of course that his vocal support for protesters there will work better than Obama’s quieter methods.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:18 (seven years ago)

this must be the great infrastructure plan we've been waiting for this entire infrastructure week

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:26 (seven years ago)

Yeah, who would have guessed the goal of his infrastructure plan would be to make American infrastructure weaker. Savvy operator, that Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)

Keeps us on our toes.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:04 (seven years ago)

we need to cripple that liberal outpost, NYC, in order to make america again

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:30 (seven years ago)

I'm sure a certain kind of Republican agrees!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2017 23:28 (seven years ago)

NYC hated Orange Don first

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:23 (seven years ago)

Some echoes here of my feelings about the stock-as-fuck "Cletus Safari":

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/media-trump-country_us_5a449e8ae4b025f99e199ef8?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

That's funny. I've actually never heard the term "Cletus Safari," which I like almost I much as I liked the Idaho militia people getting tagged Y'all Qaeda.

Have we had an actually helpful piece on all the supporters apparently changing their mind, as reflecting in the polls that show how far even his numbers have dropped over the last year? Or maybe that gets filed under those pieces I've scanned where people like him but don't support him or support him but don't like him or don't like or support him but still want to give him some time.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:54 (seven years ago)

Cletus safari was invented here iirc?

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:10 (seven years ago)

It wasn’t nevermind

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:16 (seven years ago)

hello, hello, hello how lowwwwww

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:17 (seven years ago)

I thought you were humming "Hello" by the Beloved.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:24 (seven years ago)

all the supporters apparently changing their mind, as reflecting in the polls that show how far even his numbers have dropped over the last year

Those people exist but I don't think they can be located and interviewed.

Trump's approval declines because some of the people on the "Trump Train" were only on it because they reflexively vote Republican. They could stomach Trump (with whatever degree of enthusiasm) because they aren't capable of voting for Democrats at all (let alone for Clinton). People who voted for Trump a year ago and are now disappointed with him DO exist, but they're not the sort of people who are going to go talk to a reporter in a diner about it.

The Cletus Safari, always and everywhere, will only locate diehards, because those are the people who want to talk about it.

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:26 (seven years ago)

YMP otm. On Friday night I was reminding my brother in law that Nixon still had well over a 20% approval rating on the day he left office. It was shamefully easy to find voters who insisted Watergate was a ginned-up partisan witch hunt over nothing, because "you know as well as I do that everyone does it, and it's no big deal".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

New York "Failing" Times going hard at Trump, just spotted this in my inbox

NYTimes.com »

TOP STORIES
President Trump has brought a reality-show accessibility to a once-aloof office, invigorating voters who felt alienated by the establishment
Sunday, December 31, 2017 2:11 PM EST

omar little, Sunday, 31 December 2017 22:28 (seven years ago)

I was reminding my brother in law that Nixon still had well over a 20% approval rating

yeah if 100% of the people that voted for him never back down that's a bottom floor of ~25% of the population. only about half the country voted at all and we are at a 20 year low in turnout because the two party system just keeps offering worse and worse candidates.

a general approval poll will include a whole bunch of people that didn't vote at all and thus only add statistical noise to the proverbial crystal ball. the two-party system deludes us into thinking half the country supports something when in reality even at his peak it was probably like 1 in 4 people. so not only are polls that ask about general approvals more or less meaningless they are misleading as well.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 31 December 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)

only about half the country voted at all and we are at a 20 year low in turnout because the two party system just keeps offering worse and worse candidates.

citation needed

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 31 December 2017 22:59 (seven years ago)

"In 1984, Ronald Reagan debated Walter Mondale in Louisville and plainly had no idea where he was"

i lived in louisville for ten years, i can't blame reagan for this at all

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:41 (seven years ago)

Actually, Turrican is right insofar as the Davis-Murray years go from 1976 to 1971. And only one album was recorded in Berlin.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:44 (seven years ago)

Nice wrong thread response.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:44 (seven years ago)

From 1976 to 1971?

Mark G, Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:52 (seven years ago)

Carlos Alomar for prez 2020

29 facepalms, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

Turrican / Gabbneb 2028

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:49 (seven years ago)

US Politics January 2018: "You All Just Got A Lot Richer"

maura, Monday, 1 January 2018 14:54 (seven years ago)


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