Pitch names for new centrist parties here

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1. Tony Blair's High Flying Birds

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:28 (eight years ago)

2. The 1997 Party

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:30 (eight years ago)

3. Latte to the Party

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:39 (eight years ago)

4. Swarm of Toynbees

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:41 (eight years ago)

5. The Smarm Set

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:45 (eight years ago)

6. Legitimate Conservs

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)

5. Keynesian Felds

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (eight years ago)

5. Keynesian Fields

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (eight years ago)

6.The HaffCam Whigs

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (eight years ago)

7. Dentrist Cads

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (eight years ago)

8. The Rational Front

Stevie T, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:49 (eight years ago)

9 Jesus, Izzard!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (eight years ago)

5. Keep Calm And Carry On

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (eight years ago)

11. SebCoe and Sons

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

12. The Literal Democrats

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

lol that one

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

13. The Convenient Truth

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

14. The Wankers Revolutionary Party

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:58 (eight years ago)

15. BNP Paribas

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:02 (eight years ago)

16. Macron (+ On + On)

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)

17. What's The Story (Sensible Tory)?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

18. Justice Dept4dads

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

18. Orwell That Ends Well

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

19. Cleggs and Co.

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:24 (eight years ago)

20. 2020 Vision

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:26 (eight years ago)

21. Party McPartyface

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

22. (In the Dark) All Cats are Grayling

more a motto than a name i guess

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:30 (eight years ago)

23. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Party_of_Moderate_Progress_Within_the_Bounds_of_the_Law

^^^one from the classics there

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

24. The Conservative Party

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

there it is

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:35 (eight years ago)

25. If Whigs Could Fly

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)

26. Whig'wan

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

27. Nu-Kip

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)

28. Sane and Stable Party

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:44 (eight years ago)

29. Clear Blue Walkover

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

30. Tuscany First.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)

now that rick parfitt's dead 'status quo' is probably available

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

fair to middling

estela, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

Lawyers for Francis Rossi would probably insist on Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

33. Opportunity Kinnocks

31 is Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo, 32 is Fair to Middling

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

34. Dont Kinnock It!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

35. Reversion to the Mean

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)

(lol i am very bad at actually thinking of joeks which work as remotely plausible party names)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

36. Ooh Ah Up the Bourgeois.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

37. Kendall Calling

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

38. The Know-Somethings

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

39. Thread!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

40. Tweetstormfront

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

41. 1/

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

42. D:Reams Of My Country

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

43. The Super Party

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

43. Look You Fuckers, You've Had Your Fun But You Just Don't Understand How A Country Is Supposed To Work So Give The Keys Back And Let The Grown-Ups Drive, OK?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

44. The We Get Up In The Morning Party

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

45. I'll Turn the Country Round Now

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

47. Red Wine Army Faction.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

47. Dad Tidings

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

48. Continuity Common Sense

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

49. Come, Intern!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

50. Syncretic Sensibles

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

51. You. Yes, You

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)

52. the absolution boys

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

52. jackboot? more like snackboot nomnomnom

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

54. the league of rentoul men

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

55. Picture A Human Face At Least, That's Good Right

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

56. Radio Rentoul

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:51 (eight years ago)

57. Troisiome Broon

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

58. Neither Kensington Nor Moss Side

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

59. New Blairbore(s)

gyac, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

60. Born to Be Mild

gyac, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

61. Whining Path

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

Sense in Centrability

gyac, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

64. Twocarmaros

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

65. Not In My Double-Barrelled Name

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

66. No Chavs Please We're European

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

67. The Very White Army

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

68. ToynbeeOK

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

69. Inertia

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

70. Adult Oriented Radicals

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

71. The David Miliband Tendency

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

72. The Jamie Oliverian Revolutionary Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

73. Pinko and the Brians

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

74. Mumford and Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

75. Habitatcherites

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

76. Dr Brian's a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

77. The Neoliberalism Isn't A Real Word, wtf is hegemony lol btw I did PPE at Oxford Party

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

78. Brian Professes to be a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

79. The Nozi Party (Notional Socialists)

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

80. Jolyon Marche

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (eight years ago)

81. The Point Is To Not Change It

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

82. Real Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

83. The Scando Noirshirts

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

84. Lack of Momentum.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

85. The Eagles of Def Settle

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)

86. Gucci Remain

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

87. Lamehouse Declaration

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

88. The Just Us League

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

89. The Politics Friends

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

Has anyone approached Richard Branson to start a new Virgin-branded political party?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

90. The Bollyshevik Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

The Centrist Party

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Manifestos Not Hot

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)

en farce

||||||||, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

feel like they would use a one word thing that suggests unity:

Agreement
Consensus
Unitas

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

remembering that centrist coalitions in catalunya and chile were called "Convergence and Union" and "Agreement of forces for democracy" respectively. the latter being replaced by "the new majority"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

Austria's new(ish) centrist party is called NEOS, as in greek for 'new' and also Neue Österreich or 'New Austria - that's pretty bad

soref, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Radical SUK is still the best actually existing UK suggestion: https://twitter.com/RadicalsUK

(they have a sign-up page but seem to have gone a bit quiet)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

National Union Party

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

looking at that radicalsuk twitter feed and remembering that everyone who appears on football weekly or the totally show is a centrist dad

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

United Windsock Party

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

The Non-Douchebags

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:53 (eight years ago)

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), 13. december 2017 19:12 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, so true. In Denmark we have a pretty much fascist party called 'New Citizens' and two new centrist parties called 'New Alliance' (already defunct) and 'The Alternative'. The far-left party is also called The Unity List, which does have that typical leftist bureaucratic tinge.

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:13 (eight years ago)

Fudgeit Spinners

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

lol

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:52 (eight years ago)

Embrace

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

The Mod(erate)fathers

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:30 (eight years ago)

Stay Dad

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:33 (eight years ago)

Knights Temperate

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:35 (eight years ago)

Kafabian

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:37 (eight years ago)

All Moderate Cons.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

Edstonians

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

Friedmen on the Land

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

Jolyon and the Lib Lab Con

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

is accelerationist the new centralist

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:09 (seven years ago)

dunno, don't even have a driving license.

calzino, Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:22 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

Shed 7.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

four months pass...

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:58 AM (one year ago) Bookmark

ciudadanos going into coalition in local government with far-right group vox in andalucia and with vox and the conservative pp in madrid.

meanwhile they refuse to countenance going into coalition agreement with the psoe in the national parliament.

ah, centrism.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 June 2019 18:48 (six years ago)

five months pass...

Epstein Killed Himself Party

anvil, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 13:10 (six years ago)


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