US Politics, February 2018: Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots

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sigh.....

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 06:20 (seven years ago)

A spokesman for Nunes responded to Schiff's letter by calling it an "increasingly strange attempt to thwart publication of the memo," saying changes were made that were "minor edits to the memo, including grammatical fixes and two edits requested by the FBI and by the Minority themselves."
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"The vote to release the memo was absolutely procedurally sound, and in accordance with House and Committee rules," Nunes spokesman Jack Langer said. "To suggest otherwise is a bizarre distraction from the abuses detailed in the memo, which the public will hopefully soon be able to read for themselves."

But senior Democratic committee official disputed that characterization of the alterations to the memo and said they did not resolve the factual problems that have been raised by the FBI or Justice Department.

"The changes are not cosmetic and almost all of them are unrelated to concerns about sensitive information. Instead, they try to water down some of the Majority's assertions," the official said. "While the Minority has continually pointed out flaws in the majority document, we have not requested any changes because we feel the whole document is fundamentally flawed."

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 06:22 (seven years ago)

good thread title

flappy bird, Thursday, 1 February 2018 06:35 (seven years ago)

If Hope Hicks does down what 25 year olds will be left to run the government

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 1 February 2018 07:00 (seven years ago)

BARRON

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 February 2018 07:11 (seven years ago)

in case you were wondering, Trump's claim that his SOTU got the "highest ratings ever recorded", is in fact not true

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

Is there a website compiling the Trump utterances which are factually accurate? Or is it not worth creating a website featuring so little content?

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:26 (seven years ago)

good mourning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:36 (seven years ago)

#SOTU TV Viewers:
2018: 45.6M
2017: 47.7M*
2016: 31.3M
2015: 31.7M
2014: 33.3M
2013: 33.5M
2012: 37.8M
2011: 42.8M
2010: 48.0M
2009: 52.4M*
2008: 37.5M
2007: 45.5M
2006: 41.7M
2005: 38.4M
2004: 43.4M
2003: 62.1M
1993: 66.9M* (largest TV audience)

*Not an official SOTU pic.twitter.com/OZlUHmGQp4

— Fox News Research (@FoxNewsResearch) February 1, 2018

I don't know what's stranger, that Fox News is fact-checking Trump or that every speech that beat his was somehow "not an official SOTU"

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

2003 and 2010 don't have an asterix

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

oh. then, the first one I guess

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:45 (seven years ago)

"not an official SOTU" = the speeches delivered by new presidents to joint sessions of Congress; hence why they happened in 2017, 2009, and 1993 (and presumably 2001 etc)

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

People want to hear the first statements by new presidents, then their interest drops off. Trump will never beat these ratings.

Frederik B, Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

sad

j., Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

so we're really not gonna sanction russia (!) for interfering in the 2016 US presidential election?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:00 (seven years ago)

not to defend the dorks at all, but my understanding is that they are already being sanctioned, just not getting extra sanctions. And the sanctions have not been lifted.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

People want to hear the first statements by new presidents, then their interest drops off. Trump will never beat these ratings.

Nobody tell Two Scoops why W in 2003 was so high then.

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

Harold & Kumar have the answer to that iirc.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)

so we're really not gonna sanction russia (!) for interfering in the 2016 US presidential election?

sanctions mostly hurt ordinary citizens and shouldn't be encouraged imho

https://www.worldfinance.com/special-reports/the-impact-of-economic-sanctions

Simon H., Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)

i'm worried about sanctions the Yam regime are putting on we the people

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

Why, the penny drops!

Mark Meadows says he's talked w/ Dems about how the border wall is offensive to some Latinos & now wants to make sure we "secure our border without sending a bad message"

— Liz Goodwin (@lizcgoodwin) February 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

I thought the whole point of the wall was to offend Latinos.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

File under "news shocking to nobody":

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/politics/nunes-memo-donald-trump/index.html

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

lol even NAPOLITANO is concerned

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/371794-fox-news-napolitano-if-nunes-changed-memo-to-satisfy-political-needs-innocent

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

i don't understand what's so bad about the white house co-authoring a congressional memo that casts aspersions on an investigation into the white house's obstruction of justice when it comes to investigating conspiracy with a foreign adversary to interfere with an american election. aren't both sides bad?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

there are some very fine people on both sides

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

Have there been any indications that Mueller is investigating Nunes? Because I can't help but wonder what he's getting out of all of this.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

a tugjob

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

People want to hear the first statements by new presidents, then their interest drops off. Trump will never beat these ratings.

Which is why he's considering not running for reelection, but resigning and then running again. So he'll be a new president again. All about ratings, baby.

make sure we "secure our border without sending a bad message"

Maybe paint some pictures of tacos and other Mexican stuff on the wall?

I heard about a Chinese restaurant that became a Mexican restaurant, but they liked the art, so they painted sombreros on the pandas on the window.

https://i.imgur.com/J4bFtuY.jpg

Just a suggestion.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

if he resigns, he'll prob get huge ratings.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)

WH saying Trump has read the memo; not sure how that's possible unless it's been converted into a book-on-tape

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)

It's a picture book with his photo on every other page to keep him focused. 'There I am again!'

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

Did Putin sign off on the memo, y/n?

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)

apparently the memo is only 4 pages, which is 3 pages longer than Trump's attention span. but maybe he did it in chunks.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)

The only way that memo could be read by him would be tweeting it at him in 400 character parts. Or print it on his toilet paper for, y'know, when he's tweeting.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)

Trump: (mutters to self while slowly scanning memo with a pained expression) Devin, what's this word?
Nunes: That's 'collusion', Mr. President.
Trump: 'Collusion', right, right. (continues muttering) What about this one?
Nunes: The word is 'FBI'.
Trump: And that one?
Nunes: That's your name, Mr. President.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

Trump: Okay, I've seen that one before. And this word?
Nunes: That's a smear of steak sauce, sir. It's all over your hands.
Trump: But what word is it?

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:26 (seven years ago)

This is about what I would figure, making it even more of a muddle:

DEVELOPING: The White House has agreed to some redactions in the FISA memo at the FBI’s request, per multiple WH officials.

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) February 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)

i hope everyone just takes a deep breath and remembers how careless that crooked nasty woman was with classified information

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)

The redactions are only going to set off the monkey house all the louder.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

Well, exactly. As well as making a short and apparently contextless memo even shorter.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

i hope something exciting happens soon... trump bores me

flappy bird, Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

I'm sure Trump's followers will accept, with their trademarked grace and quiet dignity, the FBI-requested redactions in this memo about the FBI's conspiracy to destroy America.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)

i hope something exciting happens soon

famous last words

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

Pres. Trump says Sen. Orrin Hatch told him he was a better president than Washington and Lincoln

— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) February 1, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

Exciting!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)

lol if anyone would remember those dudes it would be Hatch

sleeve, Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

I'm all for free speech but anyone who makes a claim like that in seriousness should be jailed for life.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

Or, in this case, immediately stripped of his Senatorship, at the absolute least.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

He wss high when he said it

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

shut your hatch, orrin

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

Washington and Lincoln couldn't throw a spiral to save their lives

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)

Losers who have never had their names on any casinos

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/politics/white-house-worried-wray-nunes-memo/index.html

Washington (CNN)Top White House aides are worried FBI Director Christopher Wray could quit if the highly controversial Republican memo alleging the FBI abused its surveillance tools is released, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation tell CNN.

Wray has made clear he is frustrated that President Donald Trump picked him to lead the FBI after he fired FBI Director James Comey in May, yet his advice on the Nunes memo is being disregarded and cast as part of the purported partisan leadership of the FBI, according to a senior law enforcement official.

is this bad?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:09 (seven years ago)

The Very Smart Genius is walking around saying "I can't wait to obstruct justice!" out loud to everyone he sees. https://t.co/HPNYeGeV8Y

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) February 1, 2018

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

Further muddle

NEW: The WH is worried that FBI Director Chris Wray might resign if the memo is released. Kelly trying to find a compromise that keeps Wray happy: https://t.co/qznaWcyied via @DanaBashCNN @jeffzeleny @evanperez

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) February 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

Seems Bad

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

think how poor carter page feels, subject to FBI surveillance all because crooked hillary (and the kenyan's deep state minions) colluded with foreign governments (the UK and the former USSR) to conjure up the phony dossier

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

I mean this is negotiation in public, really. Not all that surprising that at least some in the WH kinda realize that they actually should find a way out of the box they've made.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:30 (seven years ago)

what a country

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

can someone import all the drinking .gifs from the Director's Poll thread into this one?

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

omg Trump just resigned

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

j/k just needed an alt history cheer-up

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)

of course Trump is better than Washington and Lincoln, Washington never once eliminated a government regulation and Lincoln set the slaves free, which was just hell on small business owners

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)

I just want to be perfectly clear that when we look at guys like Devin Nunes (age 44) and what sort of young people are currently, in this age, drawn to active participation in GOP politics, that we're looking at the future of the party, not the past

— slackbot (@pareene) February 1, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

this really feels like the ending of the book Airframe:

"A senior Democratic committee official told CNN that there are “five material changes to different parts of the memo, including a modification that appears intended to water down the overall importance of the Majority’s purported ‘findings.’”

“The Majority document now in the White House’s possession is different in key respects from the document the Committee Majority voted on January 18, 2018 to make available to the full House of Representatives and which hundreds of House Members have read so far," the source explained. "We have identified five material changes to different parts of the memo, including a modification that appears intended to water down the overall importance of the Majority’s purported 'findings.' The Majority’s White House version otherwise also includes six less consequential grammatical and word modifications (as well as one font-related change to align with the rest of the document).”

What Republicans say: Rep. Trey Gowdy’s office says the congressman, a senior Republican on the panel, has no issues with the changes. They contend that the changes were minor and made before the Monday vote.

Nunes’ office did not respond to a request for comment. His office said last night there were only two edits made as a request from FBI and Democrats and the rest were minor and grammatical changes."

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

I mean the general public could determine for themselves if we were to see both versions of the memo, so really it's important that we release the memo now

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

let's all write our own memos

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

The Trump Administrsrion says once ISIS is gone, our troops will stay in Syria to fight Iran. FYI - this is a BIG DEAL that few in Congress seem to care about. https://t.co/AWfbXMaycq

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) February 1, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

"to fight Iran" is not mention in the linked NYT article at all.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzRQYDVD_4

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

i hope they call this Dilbertgate years from now

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

"I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and it said they were suckers."

earlnash, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

omg Trump just resigned

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, February 1, 2018 12:40 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j/k just needed an alt history cheer-up

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, February 1, 2018 12:41 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

neanderthal don't do this to me ever again unless you mean it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:34 (seven years ago)

Trump will never ever formally resign, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of him just walking out of the WH one day and never going back or 'presidenting' again. Like, just pretending that this whole thing never happened so he can go back to his taco bowl lunches at Trump Tower.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

He'll end his term, declare America great again, and then disappear in a puff of smoke.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tmkAFb_Os

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

among the lamest denials

Per Hatch spox, he has said that Trump “can be” the greatest president ever but has never said "is"

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) February 1, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:29 (seven years ago)

I'd be ok with him being the next Lincoln, at least in one specific regard.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)

you want him to be portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis?

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

sure if they use the same prop gun that was used in The Crow

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

It was good enough to fire McCabe, no one argues its factually inaccurate, but now days later they want to protect the names of those involved in a scandal that was big enough to fire a senior official a month before retirement? They don’t deserve a pass on that!

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 1, 2018

uhmmm, did you say "fired"

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

Interesting

Rick Gates' lawyers are asking to withdraw immediately, per new filing — reasons aren't given in the public filing, they say they're in an exhibit "which is the
subject of a motion to be filed under seal" pic.twitter.com/ap3ywROzFB

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 1, 2018

Recall that @kpolantz reported last week that Sidley Austin's Tom Green had joined Gates' legal team: https://t.co/iqLsPmz4qa But Green hasn't entered an appearance in court for him as of now.

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 1, 2018

Related, per Tillman's second tweet, to this story about Gates maybe negotiating something with Mueller:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/23/politics/rick-gates-new-attorney-mueller-russia-investigation/index.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 February 2018 22:26 (seven years ago)

https://admin.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tom-green.png

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 February 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

all these people are such venal idiots i have no doubt most of them will go down for something or other

but venal idiocy as a concept and way of life appears to be going strong

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

see also: history

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:02 (seven years ago)

isn't there a way we can structure society so that venal idiocy can find no purchase in it

j., Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

Have you considered Neolithic subsistence hunting/gathering?

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I've come to the conclusion that that's pretty much the only alternative. I'm down for giving it a shot.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

All should appreciate the FBI speaking up. I wish more of our leaders would. But take heart: American history shows that, in the long run, weasels and liars never hold the field, so long as good people stand up. Not a lot of schools or streets named for Joe McCarthy.

— James Comey (@Comey) February 1, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)

haha wow

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

james comey is such a sanctimonious prick

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)

The FBI's headquarters is the J. Edgar Hoover building https://t.co/d1yEfb53VM

— slackbot (@pareene) February 1, 2018

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)

re Comey yeah fuck that guy forever. he's such a fucking doofus.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

I hate comey so much

Simon H., Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:36 (seven years ago)

<3 Stretch Comey for tight troll game and trying to blend in with the curtains

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:36 (seven years ago)

I only like Comey as the catalyst to take down Trump. Other than that ... enjoy your book tour, dude.

Re: Hoover, I dunno, Hoover was a horrible villain but he did more or less found the FBI and serve as its first head, for about 50 years, over half the existence of the FBI, so it's kind if hard to write his name out of the agency's history.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)

Maybe we should write his name a letter suggesting that it take itself out of history.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:40 (seven years ago)

They could rename it the Not J Edgar Hoover Building.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 February 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

The J. Edger, A Film By Clint Eastwood Building

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

Comey is acting like the showboater Trump claimed he was...

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 00:35 (seven years ago)

He's back!

EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Scaramucci candidly recalls his battles with Bannon ("the creature from the Black Lagoon"), Preibus ("Rancid Penis"), and his undying fealty for Donald Trump https://t.co/4JGYyM4U9l

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) February 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

I mean, speaking of showboating

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

v unfair to the creature from the black lagoon imo

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 00:59 (seven years ago)

That artist rendering is pretty good, it almost has a Jack Davis cover of Mad vibe.

earlnash, Friday, 2 February 2018 01:00 (seven years ago)

Per Hatch spox, he has said that Trump “can be” the greatest president ever but has never said "is"

Also, Orrin Hatch can be the greatest senator ever. But only if he pulls a Czolgosz on Trump.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2018 01:14 (seven years ago)

There's a Joe McCarthy Drive in Buffalo! I never knew if it was named after the Senator and, if so, why. Maybe it's named for this guy, idk.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 2 February 2018 01:51 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mcconnell-urges-mississippi-governor-to-consider-cochran-senate-seat/2018/02/01/7f455d68-079d-11e8-8777-2a059f168dd2_story.html?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.51ae590478db

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendell_Anderson

After U.S. Senator Walter Mondale was elected vice president in 1976, the governor needed to appoint Mondale's successor. Anderson agreed with his lieutenant governor, Rudy Perpich, that Anderson would resign as governor, and Perpich, as the new governor, would appoint Anderson senator.

In what became known as the "Minnesota Massacre", nearly the entire DFL Party ticket was defeated in 1978, including Perpich and the candidates for both U.S. Senate seats, Anderson and Bob Short. Anderson's arrangement to have himself appointed to the Senate—and Perpich's role in that appointment—were deemed central factors in the defeats.

j., Friday, 2 February 2018 03:18 (seven years ago)

BTW, didn't all these GOP dum dums just maintain current FISA standards powers as of, like, a week or two ago?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 04:05 (seven years ago)

if i remember high school history correctly, there was a Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker, who was famous for his family brand of television sets

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 February 2018 04:10 (seven years ago)

goddamn you for making me google that

akm, Friday, 2 February 2018 05:06 (seven years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a bulletin from CBS News... JFK. Blown Away. What Else Do We Have to Say?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 05:12 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfbcSBib64

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 2 February 2018 05:24 (seven years ago)

he's tweetin'

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 12:35 (seven years ago)

"Rank & File are great people!"

???

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 February 2018 12:38 (seven years ago)

ok, if this memo is released, does Christopher Wray resign? Should he resign? Is it better or worse if he doesn't resign?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

Yeah I'm not sure how to feel about that. But get ready for your next Deputy AG, Rachel Lee Brand. Graduate of Antonin Scalia Law School.

I'm sure everything will be just fine.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 12:53 (seven years ago)

surprise: the "rank-and-file" comment originated with President Hannity.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia/trump-blasts-fbi-justice-dept-bosses-in-showdown-over-republican-memo-idUSKBN1FM1FD

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:01 (seven years ago)

It’s hard for me to get excited about any of this. Of the 10,000 reasons Trump should not be president that Don Jr. meeting is like number 4,000. There have been dirtier campaign tactics than Trump alluding darkly to the contents of the leaked emails—remember the Swift Boat ads?

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:07 (seven years ago)

"Rank & File are great people!"

I've always been curious about 80s cowpunk. Maybe I should check those guys out. There's a compilation of their two Slash albums on Spotify...

https://open.spotify.com/album/4gRMsuakBOjK66HxAEYMXc?si=4z7I24DCTty15fMBED8n2Q

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:08 (seven years ago)

Acting ICE director: Politicians in sanctuary cities should be arrested and charged with crimes https://t.co/vmea2zKnvU pic.twitter.com/UrxuIURPMr

— The Hill (@thehill) January 3, 2018

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:11 (seven years ago)

Wasn't there a story from last year about the possibility that Christopher Wray was already heavily compromised by things he did with Christie re the Bridgegate scandal? I was wondering how he was bearing up prior to the current situation.

Stevolende, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:12 (seven years ago)

i'd like to see him try

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:12 (seven years ago)

The investigation probably is politically motivated to be honest. Mueller is turning over every rock to find financial crimes that obviously exist but are probably disconnected from the original narrative of “Russian interference in the election.” I’m not saying it isn’t understandable — Trump is a scumbag who disgraces the nation at best and an unhinged national security threat at worst — but I don’t think this is world’s away from the Starr report and I’m not going to faint with horror that Republicans are trying to disrupt it. Trump brought it all on himself by firing Comey and incriminating himself of course but he’s a dumb caveman.

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:12 (seven years ago)

What is the political motive of Republican Mueller, appointed by Republican Rod Rosenstein, after Trump fired Republican James Comey?

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:17 (seven years ago)

Not necessarily partisan but I don’t think these people want Trump to be president.

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:19 (seven years ago)

The republicans in congress i guess are onboard but my suspicion is that career intelligence officials realize this is a catastrophe. Also when it all started it wasn’t clear what kind of “republican” he would be — Bannon was still there

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:20 (seven years ago)

I don’t think this is world’s away from the Starr report

respectfully disagree -- starr started out investigating white water, which had zero to do with monica lewinsky. mueller is investigating russian interference in the election, especially quid pro quo with the trump campaign; trump's past crimes laundering money for russians is related to that

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:22 (seven years ago)

yes - anything that could give Russia (or others) leverage over Trump or his team is germane to the investigation, which helpfully means anything illegal they did needs to be looked at. it doesn't need political motivation to cast its net wide.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:24 (seven years ago)

I don’t really have a point except that Trump might not have been wrong that people had it out for him. That’s why it’s weird when ostensible liberals act surprised thst he would dare — dare! — question the integrity of the FBI. Like come on these people are used to pulling the strings in ways that subvert democracy. That part isn’t wrong.

For brutally pragmatic reasons I hope the worst possible happens to Trump but the swirl of discourse around this Russia investigation makes me uncomfortable. Kind of misses the point about why Trump’s presidency is a catastrophe in the first place, which has nothing to do with Russia and everything to do with his resurrection of nativism.

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:28 (seven years ago)

xps

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:28 (seven years ago)

“If I were a betting man, I’d bet against the president,” said one of the lawyers.

The second attorney, who represents a senior Trump official, speculated that Mueller could try to bring an indictment against Trump even if he expects the move to draw fierce procedural challenges from the president’s lawyers – if only to demonstrate the gravity of his findings.

“It’s entirely possible that Mueller may go that route on the theory that, as an open question, it should be for the courts to decide,” the attorney said. “Even if the indictment is dismissed, it puts maximum pressure on Congress to treat this with the independence and intellectual honesty that it will never, ever get."

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/02/trump-russia-indictment-mueller-probe-384969

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:30 (seven years ago)

Here's a controversial take on Trump's assertion that people are out to get him: how about, rather, he spent decades getting away with shit and now the chickens are finally coming home to roost? It's like a dude who spent decades on the FBI most wanted list coming out of hiding and complaining because people are all the time chasing him now. Unfair! Sad!

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:35 (seven years ago)

I agree with reggie. The 'financial crimes' are part and parcel to how he became a Russian asset in the first place.

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)

I don’t think he’s a russian asset. I think it just feels better. To people to see him as an alien invader than the monstrous product of our own democracy—thats why the story is so appealing. Maybe i’m wrong.

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:44 (seven years ago)

No, you're absolutely otm

Simon H., Friday, 2 February 2018 13:44 (seven years ago)

Trump is an authoritarian, which has everything to do with him subverting law and trying to make a law agency do his bidding and nothing more.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:46 (seven years ago)

There is a billboard in Fresno of Trump and Nunes on leashes held by Putin—some independent group’s ad to get out the vote. This kind of thing bothers me. It’s the imagery of conspiracy theories.

treeship 2, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:46 (seven years ago)

i think he's a monstrous product of voodoo economics, and the russians -- who know full well that reagan's amping up the arms race bankrupted the soviet union -- are laughing their asses off at this posterchild for american hypocrisy whom they've propped up financially for years now

xppst

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

treesh junior is emphatically OTM again.

Of COURSE federal employees are not robots; they are humans with opinions and when they see something horrid coming it's understandable that they would be alarmed.

And yeah, if Russia stuff is what hobbles Trump I won't be upset. But really the racism and sexism (and antipathy toward the downtrodden generally) are bigger problems for me than who met with who when and then lied about it.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

Literally everything in the Mueller investigation (that we know of) is directly related to Russia, from loans to laundering to obstruction to cooperation/collusion to interference. I don't think Trump is an "asset," not formally. But that doesn't mean Russia doesn't have influence. And even if Trump himself is not an asset, clearly Manafort, Page, Flynn et al. have deep, close ties to Russia.

FWIW, every branch of the Starr investigation was related to Clinton, but not to each other. That was a real turn-over-every-rock witch hunt.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

Trump but the swirl of discourse around this Russia investigation makes me uncomfortable. Kind of misses the point about why Trump’s presidency is a catastrophe in the first place, which has nothing to do with Russia and everything to do with his resurrection of nativism.

If you accept that the catastrophe central to Trump's presidency is an egregious compromise of national interests—domestically and abroad—in order to benefit a handful of supranational billionaires, Russia has everything to with it. Fomenting nativism is merely a lever toward that end (cf. Putin). It's entirely about money.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:50 (seven years ago)

idk most conspiracies hinge on people doing in secret the sort of things that Trump is just doing out in the open

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:50 (seven years ago)

you can draw a pretty straight line from "accepts help of a foreign power to win an election" to trump's general baseline m.o. of "willing to screw over anyone to get what he wants" and yes that includes activating a white racist base to push him over the hump in swing states, just as it included breaking contracts he didn't feel like honouring, just as it included moving on them like a bitch and grabbing them by the pussy.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:50 (seven years ago)

The FBI is not just 'pulling the strings in ways that subvert democracy', they have throughout their history pulled strings especially to harm left wing groups and help the right. And as a matter of fact, that is what they did in 2016 as well. What Trump and the Republicans are doing are trying to make them even more right wing, with even less regard for basic constitutional rules, and there's no reason to not fight that.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:54 (seven years ago)

like the fact that the Trump's campaign's *only* change to the RNC platform was weakening support for Ukraine. or just deciding to not enforce sanctions that were unanimously approved by Congress. or his phonecalls with Putin "mysteriously" going undocumented. or Junior meeting w/ Russians who seem to explicitly offer a quid pro quo, followed by everyone in the admin lying off their ass about it. or Trump firing and/or attacking every single person who isn't "on his side". like, imagine what a fever dream it would be for the GOP if *any* of this stuff involved a Clinton. imagine if Congressional Dems had a quarter of the enthusiasm for this that the Republicans did over the tarmac meeting.

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

Y'all are frisky this morning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)

I mean there's practically a bombshell on this story on a daily basis! I get the concern and all but I think we can stop being worried about Pizzagating ourselves at this point

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

otm The question of a financially private quid pro quo, in which one citizen's financial interests and history of money laundering are protected in exchange (for example) for a shift in U.S. posture toward Ukraine, is not "business as usual." It is alarming.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

idk most conspiracies hinge on people doing in secret the sort of things that Trump is just doing out in the open

Seriously. It's neither conspiracy nor theory, it's all right there! The conspiracy theory is the unfathomable realization that there is probably a lot more we don't know.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:02 (seven years ago)

xpost And again, whether or not Trump himself directly participated, if those around him and hired by him (and not fired by him!) were up to no good and he either encouraged or enabled that, that's criminal.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:03 (seven years ago)

Yes. If people are seeing the Russia business strictly through the lens of "corruption" I guess I understand guarding against sanctimony as our govt is inherently corrupt. But that's not the big problem. The big problem is that the President is compromised.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:07 (seven years ago)

"willing to screw over anyone to get what he wants" and yes that includes activating a white racist base to push him over the hump in swing states

GAH. Didn't we already cover this months ago?

It does not matter if you're just "activating" racists for electoral gains. If you practice racist politics you are a racist. If you benefit from racist politics you are a racist. If you even just kinda sorta like that racists vote for you, you are a racist.

Oh but please, let's talk more about who probably rode up in an elevator with a Russian and must surely have discussed something Russiany.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

and yeah - the crazy thing about this, as Fredrik alluded to, is that the FBI *is* right wing; they 100% threw the election to Trump in the final weeks, as alerting the public that they had Clinton emails that they **already had copies of** was apparently more important than letting people know that Trump and many of the people in his campaign were under a far wider-reaching investigation - Michael Flynn was still working for him! the same people who Trump and 99% of GOP Congress are now accusing of being Deep State anti-Trump operatives are the ones who drafted that Clinton memo in the first place! it's infuriating - like an NBA team blatantly getting every foul call, then loudly complaining that the refs were biased against them because they missed a travel in the first quarter.

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

hey y'all i think everybody's made their points, let's let our president say the last word on this

The top Leadership and Investigators of the FBI and the Justice Department have politicized the sacred investigative process in favor of Democrats and against Republicans - something which would have been unthinkable just a short time ago. Rank & File are great people!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2018

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

the comedy duo of Rank & File

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

not as good as Allen & Burns, better than Martin & Lewis

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:09 (seven years ago)

It does not matter if you're just "activating" racists for electoral gains. If you practice racist politics you are a racist.

agree 100% i didn't mean to suggest otherwise!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)

Trump using the word 'sacred' makes me want to vomit. Can't wait until he starts ending his tweets with a hearty 'Namaste!'

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)

the sacred investigative process (which I am actively attempting to subvert)

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

Have a blessed day! MAGA!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)

I get what you're saying YMP, but racist politics are not illegal, but rather handsomely rewarded in this country. We spend two-thirds of these threads calling him a piece of shit for it. This is a big deal too. As is his crusade against the environment, the massive transfer of wealth to the 1%, the daily assault on the notion of 'truth', the blatantly un-constitutional conflicts of interest, the normalization of white nationalist talking points, the fact that the GOP is nearly unanimously selling out their values to protect this guy, and the fact that major, major decisions in this country are being made by the likes of Jared Kushner. We should be talking about all of it.

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:16 (seven years ago)

God damnit, I'm just so mad about this Donald Trump !!!!!!!!!

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:16 (seven years ago)

BTW, a year+ of non-stop leaks the dummy and his supporters have derided as illegal, and then we have weeks of preamble about a memo that actually *is* classified that he *wants* released, and that's the one thing that *doesn't* leak.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

the GOP is nearly unanimously selling out their values to protect this guy

Question that the GOP is selling out any values here

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

okay good point

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

You're cool, Tracer and frogbs.

Just get somewhat frustrated with this because so much of it is about who met with who and where a hotel was/wasn't and whether a sanction is this or that and most people (to be honest) are like zzzzz.

Is there a poisoned umbrella-tip? Boxes of Pennsylvanian ballots being fed into a woodchipper? Trunkloads of rubles? A literal or even figurative smoking gun? No? Okay, back to zzzzz for most people.

Meanwhile if your politics is based on who is doing what to the downtrodden, especially those of color, Russia is only interesting inasmuch as it brings down these mousefuckers.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:20 (seven years ago)

It looks like Manafort and Gates are mostly on the hook for things that have little to do with Russia, though that could just be the opening shot.

Manafort / Gates deserve to be behind bars and a prosecutor uncovering tax evasion, fraud, etc, in the course of a wider investigation has every right to put them there. The same applies to Trump.

Politically, the worst case scenario, imo, would be Mueller failing to demonstrate either financial crimes or illegal collusion but trying to nail Trump and key members of the team on obstruction - which would be perfectly valid as a legal strategy in a criminal case but likely to fuel the right-wing perception that the whole process has been a stitch-up.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:22 (seven years ago)

it's perverse but the Russia stuff is like the dessert in the five-course meal of shit we're eating every day from this administration. there are lots of ridiculous characters, a mystery, international subterfuge...it's a hell of a lot more fun to think about than ICE rounding up schoolchildren or Puerto Rico still be in shambles.

evol j, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:23 (seven years ago)

xpost Given the stated expertise of a fair amount of his team involves money laundering, seems likely that's the main target.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:23 (seven years ago)

xp But YMP I care deeply about all those things and see how erosion of our democracy at the hands of private interests is exacerbating these problems. Human rights suffer in an oligarchy.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:24 (seven years ago)

actually what we should really be talking about is the fact that Trump bragged about sexually assaulting women and barging into underage girls' locker rooms, then was accused by over a dozen women of sexual assault and suffered no repercussions whatever for it

meanwhile the DNC had to spend a month apologizing because Harvey Weinstein gave them money

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:24 (seven years ago)

and the DNC is too "professional" to raise a fuss over steve wynn. the mind boggles at the fruits of our meritocracy

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)

GOP isn't selling out their values, but they're pretty decisively laying their 'we have no values' cards on the table. I don't know how significant a long-term impact that will have on the affiliates who still unaccountably maintain that the party actually stands for things.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)

A literal or even figurative smoking gun?

Tbf, people related to the investigation have already died under mysterious circumstances, so ...

Also worth keeping in mind that the non-stop controversy and investigation has likely kept the worst potential shit from even happening. The impetus for all this stuff was not to take down Trump, but to prevent a bad actor (Russia) from doing worse. Trump unbound would likely further enable their international chicanery, which had and has a direct impact on elections and therefore politics and certainly democracy. It just so happens that Trump himself, through ignorance or evil or ineptitude, happens to be effect as well as cause of democracy's accelerated weakening/demise.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)

Is there a poisoned umbrella-tip? Boxes of Pennsylvanian ballots being fed into a woodchipper? Trunkloads of rubles? A literal or even figurative smoking gun?

How about a blackmail piss tape and a leaked* email where Trump Jr. directly attempts to engage in a quid pro quo with people connected to Putin?

*leaked, for whatever reason, by Junior himself**

**who also let it slip yesterday that McCabe was actually *fired*, another bombshell story that somehow didn't make headlines because things are so incredibly nuts right now

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:29 (seven years ago)

...it's a hell of a lot more fun to think about than ICE rounding up schoolchildren or Puerto Rico still be in shambles.

Again, I'm only interested insofar as it embarrasses and discredits and (one hopes) ultimately defeats these horrible people.

And as Josh says, the issue hampers their efforts to do yet more evil, so okay.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:29 (seven years ago)

One thing for sure: one day this will end without a catharsis commensurate to the anger we have all built up. It will be a shame if so much indignation dies on the vine and doesn't manifest in longer-term electoral/legislative change.

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)

It looks like Manafort and Gates are mostly on the hook for things that have little to do with Russia, though that could just be the opening shot.

I mean, in so far as Ukraine is not literally Russia (yet), but we're not talking six degrees of Vladimir Putin here. Even if the Manafort/Gates stuff was not directly related to Russia, it's not like a complete investigative non sequitur.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:31 (seven years ago)

Also worth keeping in mind that the non-stop controversy and investigation has likely kept the worst potential shit from even happening. The impetus for all this stuff was not to take down Trump, but to prevent a bad actor (Russia) from doing worse.

haven't our intelligence communities already said that Russia's likely going to target midterms in the same way, and that our ability to do anything about it has been kneecapped by the fact that the Executive Branch still thinks the culprit is a 400 lb. guy in his mom's basement?

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)

Have a blessed day! MAGA!

Will never not see this as MAGMA and forlornly dream of far, distant Kobaïa.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)

God damnit, I'm just so mad about this Donald Trump !!!!!!!!!

― frogbs, Friday, February 2, 2018 8:16 AM (ten minutes ago)

j., Friday, 2 February 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)

xpost
Trump and Vander = both neo-nazis who speak in a strange language of their own

Agharta Christie (Ward Fowler), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:40 (seven years ago)

Not directly related to this, but the handwringing in the war between FBI and Trump because 'they are both bad' is a categorical mistake. It's not about good or bad, it's about left and right. FBI is too far to the right, but Trump is trying to yank it even further to the right. The easy answer on what to do is to defend the institution from the attempt of rightward-yanking, and then yank it leftwards when we get the chance.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

Seeing more and more reports that the memo is a bit of a wet blanket. It'll be spun, of course, but even so.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

doesn't the whole Magma story begin with a colony of people escaping a tyrant

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

Forgive the link to Breitbart, which is a very bad website, but they got audio of Trump's speech to the RNC last night, and he bragged that "there aren't a lot of people" who can pass a dementia test like he can pass a dementia test. https://t.co/OUskfI5CWt pic.twitter.com/G2aMHOkJw4

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 2, 2018

Actually, what we should really be talking about is the fact that the one guy with the power to instantly end life Earth has a very diseased brain

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:47 (seven years ago)

doesn't the whole Magma story begin with a colony of people escaping a tyrant

By going to another planet, yes, not really a viable new direction for the Democrats though.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

oh and by the way the Democrat lead in the generic Congressional ballot has cratered in the last few weeks so good luck with that "blue wave"

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

xp they would push a centrist program for ship-boarding priorities and try to make sure it included a bipartisan allotment of seats for the tyrant's side

j., Friday, 2 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

So, um, what if they don't release the memo?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

Fuck polling about elections 10 months away.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

xpost That would be funny. Apparently unlikely at this point, but funny.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

just chiming in here to say homan is a fascist and it's imperative that we dismantle ICE before he starts trying to arrest mayors & city council members. my stomach lurches at the shift of the wind that could bring about.

we need to be activating constituents to pressure Roybal-Allard in CA 40, Cuellar in TX 28, Price in NC 4, & Ruppersberger in MD 2 to commit to defund enforcement & removal operations & then we need to follow suit with whichever house dems get added to the House Homeland Security Appropriations subcommittee after we take it back in November.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

Mostly lawyerly speculation but some good quotes/viewpoints:

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/02/trump-russia-indictment-mueller-probe-384969

The ending is what I found most interesting:

One of the Russia defense attorneys also suggested what he called a “jujitsu move”: naming Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator in a larger obstruction of justice case that targets one or more associates.

Whatever Mueller and his deputies have planned, the attorney said, it is not likely to be anticlimactic.

“There’s a sense of confidence I feel when I’m with them,” said the same lawyer. “Their level of confidence has grown, and that’s a body language thing.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:00 (seven years ago)

actually what we should really be focusing on is everyone getting Super Ebola AIDS in three years

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/02/01/cdc-to-cut-by-80-percent-efforts-to-prevent-global-disease-outbreak/?utm_campaign=buffer&utm_content=buffer6a5e6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=.4316ebf41085

but hey at least all those hardworking people at Home Depot got their $200 bonus checks

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)

Just to be clear: We are really and truly at a historical moment where actual adults are discussing whether the President of the United States is good or bad at a test that includes "identifying sketches of animals."

Sure, he's a known sexual predator and white-supremacist sympathizer. But let's seriously drill down on the important issue of: Can he correctly name a picture of a bunny?

a bit early for a stiff drink, but what the fuck, #nothingmatters

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:04 (seven years ago)

Countries where the CDC is planning to scale back include some of the world’s hot spots for emerging infectious disease, such as China, Pakistan, Haiti, Rwanda and Congo. Last year, when Congo experienced a potentially deadly Ebola outbreak in a remote, forested area, CDC-trained disease detectives and rapid responders helped contain it quickly.

v sensible decision, good work everyone

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)

where's the tax returns? president trump is conspiring with former KGB agents to break up the USA the way the USA broke up the USSR

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:06 (seven years ago)

I think I would be okay with that. Why didn't they just come right out and say so, they'd get a lot of support.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:07 (seven years ago)

oh and by the way the Democrat lead in the generic Congressional ballot has cratered in the last few weeks so good luck with that "blue wave"

― frogbs, Friday, February 2, 2018 2:50 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

short-sighted.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

Yeah, was just thinking the other day how good a job someone(s) has done at dividing the US. I feel like there's a phase which traditionally follows a 'divide' phase in the history of geopolitical maneuvering but I cannot for the life of me remember what it is.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:09 (seven years ago)

cuddle puddle iirc

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

Thaaaaat's it, thx.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

No idea how much faith to put into this, but I want to believe:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/01/opinion/sunday/republican-taxes-texas-blue.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur

Moodles, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

That's not possible, because the Post says there might not be a blue wave.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)

Good point

Moodles, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:18 (seven years ago)

Should've known posters would start freaking out about one poll showing tightening in November ten months out. Might as well stay home in November!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

there’s a pretty rich mix of evidence — polling, special elections data, retirements, the history of the “out” party performing well in midterms — suggesting that the political winds favor Democrats. Now one of those indicators — an important one, the generic ballot — doesn’t look as good.

But if you had a model that blended all those indicators together, how much would a 5-point swing on the generic ballot in January affect your prediction for November? I don’t know, because we don’t start building those sorts of models until late in the election year. But I’d guess you’d have to discount it pretty heavily; so maybe a 5-point swing in January translates to a 1-point or 2-point swing in your November prediction, or something.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-happened-to-the-democratic-wave/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)

The democrats pathetic cave on the shut-down would doom them in most years. Fortunately the news cycle moves at such speed these days that it'll probably be forgotten by the time the clocks change let alone november

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

The clocks go forward and back in Murrica, right?

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

Kinda feel like any data that keeps the Dems from feeling cocky and complacent is a good thing. Stay hungry.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

pretty sure the last year has proved that stateside clocks only go back xp

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

Rephrase: TO THE EXTENT that it keeps Dems hungry, it's a good thing. Not so much if it actually pans out, obvs.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

if trump fires rosenstein, and then mueller, then new york state indicts the trumps / kushners, season 2 of "the president" will be loads of fun

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)

US clocks give the illusion that they're going forward only to occasionally go 'sike' and reveal that they've been standing still for half a decade.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)

alfred otm

mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

It's entirely about money.

I agree with this re Russia, and as the cause of Yam's beating heart.

idk most conspiracies hinge on people doing in secret the sort of things that Trump is just doing out in the open

Conspiracies have been mostly unnecessary in this country since 1980. Just describe your malfeasance as beneficence and hardly anyone will challenge you.

The plethora of "bombshell stories" is one reason Jane/Joe Bigbox Worker may never get a handle on most of this. It's all one nonstop maelstrom of shit.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxposts even the people who are paid to pore over these stats on a daily basis wouldn't conclude "bye bye Democratic wave" based on the latest.

unless there's a mandatory 8 month hibernation coming up that I wasn't aware of

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

Actually, what we should really be talking about is the fact that the one guy with the power to instantly end life Earth has a very diseased brain

― frogbs, Friday, February 2, 2018 8:47 AM (fifty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that he is bragging about acing a dementia screen might be more embarrassing than his whole electoral college bullshit

not that anyone really needs reminding but the last ten (eleven, really) questions of the MOCA are: remember the five words we asked you three minutes ago, and name the date/month/year/day/place/city

the whole point of the test is that virtually any human without dementia will get close to perfect score

just so you all can follow along at home: http://www.mocatest.org/pdf_files/test/MoCA-Test-English_7_1.pdf

gbx, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

I guess the Dems will have to run some non-generic candidates. Admittedly not their strength.

naming Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator in a larger obstruction of justice case that targets one or more associates.

Classic revive from the '70s!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

xpost Come on, this is the first test Donnie was able to pass without his daddy paying off a teacher. Let him have this.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

I wonder if he hung it up on the fridge next to his finger paintings.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

xp Morbs I dunno I wonder if there won't be a real appetite for vanilla after all this

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

Lantern jawed centrist "not a criminal"

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

I dunno Hadrian, what flavor was HRC?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

Rocky Road?

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

today's white house propaganda email was titled "African American History Month and the Bonds of Patriotism"
i'm sure it's just a little freudian slip

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

"Conspiracies have been mostly unnecessary in this country since 1980. Just describe your malfeasance as beneficence and hardly anyone will challenge you."

i agree. look at afghanistan. it's a money machine. over a trillion dollars spent since the start and nobody in the u.s. even blinks. or cares what is happening there.

scott seward, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

xp

African American History Month and the Bonds of Patriotism
In his Proclamation this week honoring African American History Month, President Donald J. Trump drew attention to a special theme this year: “African Americans in Times of War.”

“For far too long, African Americans bravely fought and died in the name of freedom, while at the same time struggling to attain equality, respect, and the full privileges of citizenship,” the President wrote. “Because of their love of country, these heroes insisted on serving and defending America despite racial prejudice, unequal treatment, diminished opportunities, and segregation.”

As he did during his State of the Union Address this week, President Trump used personal stories from real Americans to illustrate the significance of this struggle. “We remember soldiers like Sergeant Henry Johnson of the Harlem Hellfighters, the all-black National Guard unit that was among the first American forces to arrive in France during World War I,” the President wrote.

Johnson was posthumously awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and a Purple Heart.


subtext appears to be "remember when black people were willing to fight and die for us just so that they might get a chance at equality? let's bring back those days!"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

'subtext' seems generous tbh

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

Prediction is a losing game nowadays but here are some things that would not surprise me:

1. Progressives/Democrats/leftists/coastal liberals continue to be anti-Trump and anti-Republican. They're not necessarily all angry enough to march in the streets every day but those who are politically engaged and committed will vote reliably for the Democrats that are on the ballot.

1a. That phenomenon is great and all, but it remains way too concentrated in urban and coastal districts that were already safely blue. Moving Brooklyn (or whatever) from 94% passionate D to 99% passionate D is not helpful nationally.

2. Rising stock markets and generally rosy economic indicators (rosy, that is, for those who are actually benefitting) may dampen many upscale Republicans' distaste for the Trumpoid style of politics. Individual Republicans may find him personally crude and "not like us." But they like what they're seeing in their portfolios, so they will not rebel no matter how many worrisome Twitter tirades the toddler tyrant unleashes from his golden toilet.

2a. Hate to get all Baffler-ish, but the selective blindness of heartland and Rust Belt white people remains as a persistent issue. A roaring stock market and dizzying corporate profits sounds like a good economy. And if you hear good economic news, you may credit the president and his party, even if you never personally benefit from that largesse.

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

xp no argument

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:16 (seven years ago)

YMP I think these are all safe bets, the caveat being a market bubble burst before 2020

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

Which is almost certainly a question not of 'if' but 'when' at this point, yes?

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

yeah for sure

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

xp to the tipping thread (god help us)
https://bnanews.bna.com/daily-labor-report/labor-dept-ditches-data-on-worker-tips-retained-by-businesses

Labor Department leadership scrubbed an unfavorable internal analysis from a new tip pooling proposal, shielding the public from estimates that showed employees could lose out on billions of dollars in gratuities, four current and former DOL sources tell Bloomberg Law.

Senior department political officials—faced with a government analysis showing that workers could lose billions of dollars in tips as a result of the proposal—ordered staff to revise the data methodology to lessen the expected impact, several of the sources said. Although later calculations showed progressively reduced tip losses, Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta and his team are said to have still been uncomfortable with including the data in the proposal. The officials disagreed with assumptions in the analysis that employers would retain their employees’ gratuities, rather than redistribute the money to other hourly workers. They wound up receiving approval from the White House to publish a proposal Dec. 5 that removed the economic transfer data altogether, the sources said.

perhaps tell these fuckers to fuck off here: https://www.regulations.gov/comment?D=WHD-2017-0003-0001

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)

Be really surprised if the bubble bursts before Dems retake either chamber, at which point they will promptly be blamed by a roided-up echo chamber. the Trump-hostile MSM will mostly shrug and say “well it’s hard to argue with that”. Dems meanwhile will strongly agree to disagree and pout.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)

this indictable treason was only alleged two days ago

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/31/582099085/journalist-details-israels-secret-history-of-targeted-assassinations

2020 seems a long way away at the pace time is moving at the mo. where o where is paul virilio?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

love a contextual virilio shout-out

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

*even the Trump-hostile

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

why haven't they released the memo yet?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

Dems: [reasoned, point-by-point analysis of factors resulting in unfortunate state of affairs]
Reps: 'It's the Dems' fault! They're buttholes!'
Result: Dems take the fall, because we're all perpetually in third grade

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

i want to know why president clinton didn't just fire ken starr, the way the crazy GOP is talking these days

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

because ken starr was running a legit investigation, not a horrible partisan witch hunt like mueller, so clinton didn't have a leg to stand on

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

why haven't they released the memo yet?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 2, 2018 4:34 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reading this AM that more august members of the GOP have been impressing caution upon the orange one

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

prob bc his party would have bailed on him

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:42 (seven years ago)

if there's one thing trump does well, it's taking advice

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:42 (seven years ago)

Well, as long as Stephen Miller gets that last word in...

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:43 (seven years ago)

It's not so much 'advice' as, like...I dunno, 'programming'?

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:43 (seven years ago)

'Do this.'
'Okay, sounds good.'
'No, don't do that. Do this instead.'
'Okay, sounds good.'

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)

will is correct - it's easy to forget that 90s Clinton happened to be the president but wasn't as entrenched in the party establishment as he and Hillz are now. In 94 they were seen as exciting new blood, almost insurgent compared to the D power structure that preexisted them

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

seems likely that the events of the last few days will end up looming as large in the overall investigation as the comey firing, the trump jr meeting.

this is excruciating. it's nice that more of the GOP is telling him not to do it (in addition to the fbi, the justice dept, etc), but is there any doubt that once it's released the GOP will by and large stand by their man and execute the plan (using the memo as an excuse to ignore any findings/recommendations of mueller)?

Karl Malone, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)

is there any doubt that once it's released the GOP will by and large stand by their man and execute the plan

No.

Put your hand in the hand of the yam who has the plan to spam the land with yam

I'm my own emotional support animal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

If there’s one thing the GOP doesn’t mind it’s insurgency in the service of plutocrats and racists

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

jonathan swan @ axios:

Inside the Trump administration, sources who've been briefed on the Nunes memo expect it will be underwhelming and not the “slam dunk” document it's been hyped up to be.

What we're hearing: There is much more skepticism inside the administration than has been previously reported about the value of releasing the memo, according to sources familiar with the administration discussions.

Trump still wants to release the memo. But there are a number of people in the White House who are fairly underwhelmed, and there's internal anxiety about whether it's worth angering the FBI director and intelligence community by releasing this information.

What’s next: Trump will almost certainly approve the memo’s release. The internal debate, now, is more around whether to make further changes to the memo — redactions to protect sources and methods — on the advice of the Intelligence Community.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)

so: good chance Trump saw the memo, didn't understand it, assumed it was as incriminating a Smoking Gun as all his supporters have made it out to be, and approved its release. But everyone else knows, yeah, not a Smoking Gun, not incriminating, not worth all this fuss. so he's going to release it anyway, it's going to be a bust, and the new conspiracy theory is that this will not be the real memo, there's something even more real floating out there, we just have to look for it. And then they will have hearings.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:52 (seven years ago)

#releasethememo lol

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

real memo is clearly being housed on Hillary’s secret illegal server

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

they should run the memo by Punxsutawney Phil and see what he says.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

if he sees his shadow, six more weeks of release the memo.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

“7 more years of bullshit”

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:56 (seven years ago)

ok, so I guess he officially declassified it? If he did, can't the Democrats or whomever now release their own memo with impunity?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)

starr couldn't be fired by the president; he was an "independent counsel" and that office has subsequently been abolished afaict

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)

despair without emotion
political Nostradamuses
ILX thread grief
wishing dead our nemeses

pundit tweet freak out
morbs & tombot shout it out
dirtbag leftie cash this way
what else do I have to say?

barreras, Friday, 2 February 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)

sources who've been briefed on the Nunes memo expect it will be underwhelming and not the “slam dunk” document it's been hyped up to be

Ah, so the previous hype will now be skeptically pooh-poohed by the people who hyped it in the first place, because The Story Needs To Change.

THIS JUST IN: Some officials have claimed that The Memo will cure cancer.

BREAKING: Some have claimed that claims that The Memo's ability to cure cancer is overblown and misleading.

THIS JUST IN: Those who claimed The Memo's anti-cancer properties are overblown are, themselves, known cancer advocates.

BREAKING: Pro-Memo / Anti-Cancer groups have claimed that anti-Memo / pro-Cancer groups are soft on cancer! Film at eleven!!!!!

THIS JUST IN: Our sources are now saying that The Memo has nothing to do with cancer, and that the sinister forces who are arrayed against the release of The Memo are actually rooting for AIDS!

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)

at this point The Memo is simultaneously nothing and everything. It's Schrodinger's Memo.

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

Never forget: two weeks ago the discussion centered around the FBI's Secret Society of Hogwarts Members. That story's discredited too, which is the point: keep bullshit flying, confuse the public.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

It's never unsafe to assume the general formulation 'Trump experienced something > Trump doesn't understand what he's experienced > Trump feels either personally vindicated or victimized based upon the most recent commentary he's heard about the phenomenon, regardless of whether the phenomenon in question even has any direct bearing upon him, because he's the only real person in the universe'.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

All this melodramatic talk of "the memo" that we don't actually see is exactly the way Seinfeld episodes are constructed.

Evan, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

he just authorized its release

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)

if it's so underwhelming, this could turn out to be a good thing

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)

Unless Nunes was able to work Pizzagate into the revised draft.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)

He approved it the same way I agreed to the itunes terms and conditions

Evan, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)

lol

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

he just authorized its release

So it's like national security procedural bukkake, or - dare I say - a pee tape of information?

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:12 (seven years ago)

this is gonna end the same way the first Nunes saga did - with a few hawks screaming for blood, most people saying "this isn't what you said it would be", and Nunes going back to his alternate dimension to fuck off for another 5 months until he comes up with something else.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

xpost lol

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

The House servers are overloaded so here's the memo in its entirety minus the cover letter. https://t.co/hfOXZvgGca pic.twitter.com/qEadHNxgLY

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 2, 2018

nxd, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:25 (seven years ago)

these republicans would have shaken hands with the bin ladens in the oval office post-9/11. USA

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:25 (seven years ago)

http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/national/read-the-gop-memo/2746/

Skimmed memo, missed bombshells. Carter Page, Fusion GPS, dossier, FISA, blah blah.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:26 (seven years ago)

Basically "anti Trump dossier formed basis of investigation into whether what dossier said about Carter Page is true" shockah.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

Leaving aside the expected Steele-trashing, I am not sure this is how warrants actually work: "This should include information potentially favorable to the target of the FISA application that is known to the government." Maybe the standards for FISA are different, but I don't think most warrant applications include "information potentially favorable to the target."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

why do i have such a visceral dislike for yashar ali's tweets

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

John Kelly: Trump wants "everything out"

EXCEPT:

Trump's tax returns

Trump interview with Mueller

Democrats' rebuttal memo

The other FISA warrants

White House visitor logs

Bannon's House testimony

Stormy Daniels' story

The list of foreign customers at Trump properties

— Ari Melber (@AriMelber) February 1, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)

All this melodramatic talk of "the memo" that we don't actually see is exactly the way Seinfeld episodes are constructed.

Lots of David Mamet movies, too.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:34 (seven years ago)

So it's discrediting Steele and the dossier... is the whole investigation supposed to be based on or at least kickstarted by the dossier? I honestly don't remember. I thought it was just a piece.

Evan, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:34 (seven years ago)

Lol...this is even more underwhelming than even I expected

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

It's just a piece which is what Schiff has been screaming about

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

Is that... THE MEMO?

https://cinemathread.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/pulp-fiction-briefcase.jpg

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:40 (seven years ago)

a NROer who was part of #NeverTrump:

Here’s potentially the most important paragraph in the memo. It appears to confirm the NYT’s scoop — which was that the counterintelligence investigation began BEFORE the FISA applications against Page. Papadopoulos was already under investigation. Wow: pic.twitter.com/VadOFVYAUH

— David French (@DavidAFrench) February 2, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:42 (seven years ago)

FISA warrant for Carter Page begun back in 2013 (iirc) based in intel. FISA has to be renewed every 90 days or something, which it was, up to and including when the dossier was released, except the dossier just added extra credence to suspicions. I guess the GOP argument is ... the dossier is a questionable reason to renew FISA, because Steele didn't like Trump and there was some Dem money involved in hiring him? I don't get it, the Page FISA had been going for years before the dossier was compiled, so who the fuck cares? I mean, I know who, but who cares about them?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:42 (seven years ago)

Part of this confidential memo (which was declassified against the urgings of the intelligence community) is an attempt to discredit Christopher Steele on the basis of his failure to maintain confidentiality.

Sorry, just have to scoop up the bits of my brain and skull that just showered my desk Scanners-style.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

Republicans like when these things are sort of not all there, because it gives them more flexibility to create horrifying conspiracy narratives about "what it all means" and insistently point to something while they do it.

Evan, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

This memo is some weak sauce sophistry. "Christopher Steele was anti-Trump because he dug up dirt on Trump giving him reason to dislike and distrust Trump. This includes intel on Carter Page, who had already been under surveillance for years for being sketchy, but who unfairly had his FISA surveillance ok'd for the umpteenth time because this one guy who didn't like Trump found even more reason to OK it."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)

I'm not even sure, trying to put myself into GOP mindset, who I should be be mad at. Anyone anti-Trump? Christopher Steele? Clinton?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

What Republicans thought they were getting with the Nunes Memo vs. what Republicans got with the Nunes Memo pic.twitter.com/kYTqFk2sLP

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 2, 2018

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

Like, most of the people "named" have been fired by Trump already! Comey, Yates, McCabe ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)

Trump: "I think it's terrible, if you wanna know the truth. I think it's a disgrace what's going on in this country. I think it's a disgrace. The memo was sent to Congress, it was declassified, Congress will do whatever they're going to do, but I think it's a disgrace what's happening in our country, and when you look at that, and you see that and so many other things, what's going on, a lot of people should be ashamed of themselves and much worse than that. So I sent it over to Congress and they will do what they're going to do, whatever they do is fine. It was declassified and let's see what happens. But a lot of people should be ashamed. Thank you very much."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

Real quote or are you doctor casinoing us?

Evan, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:54 (seven years ago)

That's real!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

lol I didn't even consider the possibility of that being real

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

I didn't even consider the possibility of that not being real tbh

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:00 (seven years ago)

Aside from 'whatever they (Congress) do is fine', I agree 100% with President Trump's statement.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:00 (seven years ago)

Who would've thought that such an inarticulate man could accidentally issue such a damning self-critique.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:04 (seven years ago)

Be funny if the end result of all this brouhaha is that everyone goes to jail except Carter Page.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

so what i'm getting from the memo is:

the fbi was investigating both campaigns before the election, but only told voters about one of those investigations?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

is that about the size of it?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

I'm not even sure, trying to put myself into GOP mindset, who I should be be mad at. Anyone anti-Trump? Christopher Steele? Clinton?

From a GOP mindset? You should be mad at Clinton, sure, that's a given. But also ideally some black people. Obama for starters. Bonus points if you can get Colin Kaepernick into your anger somehow. #thetroops

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

Even Renato is struggling:

THREAD: What should we make of the Nunes memo? (Short answer: Not much.)

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 2, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

"Christopher Steele was anti-Trump because he dug up dirt on Trump giving him reason to dislike and distrust Trump.

It's the same thing with media being "anti-Trump". Anyone with half a brain and/or half a heart should be anti-Trump! Not like there needs to be this vast deep-state conspiracy to have people be against the worst human on the planet.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

well that's it. mr. trump has been cleared. we can breathe easy now, and count on russian assistance in the midterms!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

xxxpost No worries, I saw a Twitter reply the other day asserting that both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were due to be impeached any day now.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

Btw if you do a search for "nothingburger" on Twitter, u get a lot of tweets about the Memo this morning

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:13 (seven years ago)

Yup, one of my winger FB friends just posted something about this memo thing being "unprecedented," and that people will be going to prison over it. xp

Supporters Fear Dan's Post Will Lack The Edge They Love (Dan Peterson), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

surely the FBI has never before opened an investigation based on information from a source who didn't like the person they were giving intel against.

President Keyes, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

Anyone with half a brain and/or half a heart should be anti-Trump! Not like there needs to be this vast deep-state conspiracy to have people be against the worst human on the planet.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, February 2, 2018 12:10 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously, this is the kind of shit time travelers in movies jump into the past to prevent. The only way people are able to support Trump is to plug their ears and pretend that he's anything but what he appears to be. Steele probably had his soul inverted after being hyperfocused on him for any length of time.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

christopher steele is the new peter strzok. buckle up, foxnations; detailed talking points are on the way :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

I just heard that quote on the NPR news, tune in at 2pm ET for a good shot at a repeat

it really didn't nake my eyes pop

he's consistent

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

Let's be real: the actual content of the memo matters zilch to the most frothing GOP-ers. It could've been a printout of uh.jpg and they would be raving about the horrifying revelations it contained.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:18 (seven years ago)

'It's been confirmed that Hunter is three-years-old! Pizzagate is real!'

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:18 (seven years ago)

the funniest thing about this is that Steele dossier is legit

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

I know, even wingnuts aren't mentioning that. They're just attacking the sources, as usual.

Supporters Fear Dan's Post Will Lack The Edge They Love (Dan Peterson), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

the actual content of the memo matters zilch

otm. what matters is creating a perception about the contents of the memo, since very few people will bother to read it compared to the millions who will simply listen to news reports talking about it - and that with only half an ear. it's the usual FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt) tactic.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

And yet, memo confirms Russian investigation began pre dossier!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

they'll try to spin that as proof that the Obama FBI was anti-Trump all along

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

This is evergreen but:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27067575_1591626400928367_5511878422745302231_n.jpg

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

xp plus, you are referring to the contents of the memo, which do not matter

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

er

https://cdn.someecards.com/posts/devin-nunes-high-school-haircut-twitter-Vyb.png

?

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

truth hurts

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDZgEwVoAAMC3v.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

again I'm going to say I certainly hope there's a deep state ready to shoot Trump in the head. If they could take Kennedy down certainly they can blow him away

akm, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

Donald Trump's unperforated skull is a pretty ironclad argument against the existence of a 'deep state' imo.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

i've heard that same argument against the existence of ufos

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

Ugh no the chud hagiographies would be vomit inducing.

Best would be a murder-suicide. Like one of the three shitty kids or Jared. If he only capped himself then he’d elicit sympathy, which fuck that.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

xpost UFOs haven't threatened national security with their reckless tweeting. At least not to my recollection.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

Sooooo... I guess if you’re a racist teabag fucknut this is similar to how you felt for 8 years?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

Regardless of how he ultimately shuffles off that mortal coil, I still predict that Trump will ultimately wind up going the Mussolini/Diem/Bernie route of being indecorously tossed and paraded about like a department store dummy.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

I've definitely wished some horrible things upon him, but my actual wish is that Trump winds up completely disgraced and shunned by humanity and penniless and lives to the excruciating age of...let's say 482.

Ochs Out The Cage (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

how did republicans react when bill clinton made noise about firing ken starr (after kenn starr had indicted his campaign managers)? oh wait

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

Trump admin has ordered DOE to prepare for short-notice NV nuclear test "for political purposes" - read @wjhenn's shocking @TIME cover story https://t.co/OAE2oYitqS

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) February 2, 2018

Trump getting ready to test that theory about his approval rating

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

*gulp*

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

it's been nice knowing you all

omar little, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

we'll meet againnnnnnnn

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

it's a totally normal nuclear test

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

at least we won't have to get one of these jobs

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/11/13/americas-fastest-growing-jobs-are-also-the-worst-paying/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

Dow dropped 600 points today

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

I have an opinion about The Memo! Here it is:

American politics is mind-breakingly stupid and craven, it's degrading to every single human being in this country, and I don't blame people who completely tune it out.

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 2, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:08 (seven years ago)

From the Times story:

The catalyst for Friday’s fall appeared to be a government report that showed the strong United States economy might finally be translating into rising wages for American worker.

This is how fucked up the country is.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

why would the market ever lose value with republicans in complete control of government? maybe we need to pure more obama/clinton loyalists?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)

*purge

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)

Never mind all of that. Big news here

New Hillary Clinton emails released this morning https://t.co/tUcHGqTl3x pic.twitter.com/Sn8gHbrKz7

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) February 2, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

"political purposes"? "political purposes"?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_keWS1i3RA

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

I mean, really. Someone is really doing a non-sarcastic, straight-up "but her emails"?

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

The catalyst for Friday’s fall appeared to be a government report that showed the strong United States economy might finally be translating into rising wages for American worker.

The best thing about the submersion of NYC is Wall Street goes first.

(not really, they'll move it)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

that stock market shit makes me mad too but i just try to keep in mind that the stock market is largely irrelevant

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

It's relevant to the extent that it fattens our future food supply.

Completely unrelated, but please check out my new book, Serving the Rich. It's a page-turner!

Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

if the stock market keeps this up (down) even racist billionaires will turn on 2scoops

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

right after Human Resources turns on some of us

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

Harf harf:

https://politics.theonion.com/fbi-warns-republican-memo-could-undermine-faith-in-mass-1822639681

FBI Warns Republican Memo Could Undermine Faith In Massive, Unaccountable Government Secret Agencies

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WASHINGTON—Stressing that such an action would be highly reckless, FBI Director Christopher Wray warned Thursday that releasing the “Nunes Memo” could potentially undermine faith in the massive, unaccountable government secret agencies of the United States. “Making this memo public will almost certainly impede our ability to conduct clandestine activities operating outside any legal or judicial system on an international scale,” said Wray, noting that it was essential that mutual trust exist between the American people and the vast, mysterious cabal given free rein to use any tactics necessary to conduct surveillance on U.S. citizens or subvert religious and political groups. “If we take away the people’s faith in this shadowy monolith exempt from any consequences, all that’s left is an extensive network of rogue, unelected intelligence officers carrying out extrajudicial missions for a variety of subjective, and occasionally personal, reasons.” At press time, Wray confirmed the massive, unaccountable government secret agencies were unaware of any wrongdoing for violating constitutional rights.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

Lawyers are laying the groundwork for a new legal defense fund to aid those who have at one point served candidate and now President Donald Trump and who have been pulled into the ongoing Russia probe.

The fund, called the “Patriot Legal Expense Fund,” is being looked to as a way to provide financial support for any legal bills incurred by any individual who “was an employee, consultant, fundraised or volunteer” on behalf of President Trump’s campaign, according to a document labeled “draft” that was posted on the Office of Government Ethics website.

The document, written by lawyers from Wiley Rein LLP, is dated Jan. 29, 2018, but it is unclear who started the fund or how much in assets the funds currently hold.

However, separately the Trump campaign which spent $1.1 million on legal fees last quarter included a $10,000 payment to the same law firm for “legal consulting,” according to FEC filings. A source with knowledge says the campaign did hire the law firm to start the fund, but that the campaign will have no role in the day to day management or the funding of the project.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/legal-fund-development-trump-administration-campaign-staff-pay/story?id=52795689

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

"The fundraising upsets reflect a burst of progressive energy that is also powering Democrats more broadly. Rep. Beto O’Rourke, D-Texas, challenging Ted Cruz, once again out-raised the Texas senator. The National Journal counted some 30 Democrats out-raised incumbent Republicans this past quarter."

sleeve, Friday, 2 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Lmao such a great self own

The BBC thinks this is OK to broadcast. But if it depicted high profile women, there would be outrage.
Why the double standard? pic.twitter.com/xcdxpEJD3E

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 2, 2018

frogbs, Friday, 2 February 2018 21:49 (seven years ago)

Piers Morgan is just dumb as a rock

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

He's crying wolf while his avatar is almost the exact same thing. Kissing Trump's ass. It's perfect. And a perfect self-own indeed.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 February 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 2 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

lmao wikileaks are such craven fucks. i hate them so much

maura, Friday, 2 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

JUST KEEP FUCKING PAMELA ANDERSON AND LEAVE US ALONE, WIKIGUY

maura, Friday, 2 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

Maybe it's time to come to terms with this simple fact: that there is a substantial minority of the population for whom "America" signifies something other than a set of principles. "America" to these people is a purely cultural construct. It has nothing at all to do with an idea. (Except to the extent that "idea" is interchangeable with "the American Dream" i.e. prosperity.) And these people will never, ever, ever embrace America as an idea because they are frightened of its logical extension. They are shitty, unpatriotic Americans and they are going to have to be stopped somehow.

But how are they going to be stopped? What if there is no electoral failsafe?

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:16 (seven years ago)

final number: Dow closed down 666 points

...

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

Asked after the memo’s release if Trump might fire Rosenstein, the president told reporters: “You figure that one out.”

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)

i am the god of hell fire. and i bring you

barreras, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:28 (seven years ago)

So the week when there's a super blue-blood eclipse and the GOP train literally crashes into a trash truck, the down closes down 666.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

this is fine

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

slightly relieved satan will be taking the helm from here, to be perfectly honest

barreras, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:33 (seven years ago)

Better to reign in hell ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

I got hip to this simulation when the Big Puppeteer named our oil-man in the State Department REX TILLERSON

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

A little on-the-nose there, chief

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

REX TILLERSON is an anagram for LUCIFER ROX.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:37 (seven years ago)

ROFL FILCHERSON

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:38 (seven years ago)

It dawns on me I'm not drinking nearly enough at the moment

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:48 (seven years ago)

there is, to be fair, not enough booze

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

Ironically, if Trump were a lifetime drinker we might not be in this mess. Forgoing alcohol and cigarettes has probably added years to his otherwise horrible life.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)

I keep waiting for someone to start spiking his Diet Coke and send him on a bender.

Like, why does that have to be the one arena of life where he demonstrates restraint and discipline?

Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)

Here's hoping his cholesterol picks up the slack

Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

As others have said, piers Morgan knows what he’s doing. Acknowledging his existence is like pointing at someone taking a shit on the sidewalk.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)

He's like Katie Hopkins, but with a tinier cock.

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:01 (seven years ago)

thanks for the display name suggestion stevie

the yam with the plan to hand the land to the man (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

hey there’s apparently a weed surplus in oregon, let’s get on that

maura, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

The Diet Coke thing is actually kind of interesting. He obviously is barely in control of his mental facilities even on the best of days... and if his diet and weird statements from his doctor are any indication - he clearly has no interest in being open/honest/proactive about his health.
I’m pretty sure you could slip him some acid and he would never say anything.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:16 (seven years ago)

What in the

Devin Nunes: “This is just the first memo. There will be another one dealing specifically with the State Department’s role in all of this.”

— Ned Ryun (@nedryun) February 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

"Trey Gowdy made fun of me today! How can I get him back on my side?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

i'm just sitting here writing whatever the fuck memos i want

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)

state department = euphemistic for hillary, right?

gbx, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:38 (seven years ago)

what the actual fuck

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

Suave:

.@BretBaier asks Devin Nunes if he read the actual FISA applications:
"No, I didn't," he says.
Says he sent Trey Gowdy to do that job.

— Katie Watson (@kathrynw5) February 2, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:50 (seven years ago)

ouch

Snowden concurred, writing: “I required the journalists who broke the 2013 domestic spying stories (as a condition of access) to talk with gov in advance of publication as an extraordinary precaution to prevent any risk of harm. Turns out our standard of care was higher than the actual Intel committee.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/snowden-bashes-nunes-i-was-more-careful-with-govt-secrets-than-you-are?ref=home

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

Some news: Devin Nunes’ Democratic opponent, @JanzforCongress, raised over 00,000 today alone with news of the memo release, per a senior campaign aide.

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) February 2, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

lol at ilxcode... The "00,000" should read as "$100,000"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

ha ha, i gave janz money this morning and thought i was being an idiosyncratically cool dude

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

sort of seems like it's not out of the question nunes could lose this race btw

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

Nunes just seems like a lonely guy with a blog. "Tune in next time, readers, when the Devinator will finally turn his attention to blowing the lid off - you guessed it - STAR TREK: INSURRECTION. Should be up next week if work allows, and more to come after that, so spread the word!"

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:36 (seven years ago)

He’s famous now. And that’s what that Kanye song says everyone wants.

treeship 2, Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:39 (seven years ago)

eephus, we still think you're idiosyncratically cool

this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

i'm just sitting here writing whatever the fuck memos i want

― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, February 2, 2018 6

I'm just sittin here watching the memos go round and roouuuunnd

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

the memo is stained with the skidmarks of American justice

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

Indeed, White House National Security Council senior director for Asian affairs Matthew Pottinger was reported as saying in a recent closed-door meeting with US experts on Korean Peninsula issues that a limited strike on the North “might help in the midterm elections.”

The Post’s Anna Fifield identifies the paper Hankyoreh as “left-wing” and that it is the only paper currently reporting it. I don’t know more about the source. But this sounds like something we need to know more about very quickly. The report suggests Trump may see such a move not simply in the context of the standard efforts to help in a midterm election but to ward offer facing the prospect of impeachment or actual investigations under a Democratic congress.
--
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/very-very-bad

cool, my worst fears are materializing

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:44 (seven years ago)

Didn't dummy's nominee for ambassador to South Korea have to drop out because he disagreed about use-of-force?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:45 (seven years ago)

fwiw if you search Pottinger's name on twitter it's a bunch of brookings inst types who know him saying it makes no sense and doesn't sound like him

I know Matt and can’t imagine him saying something so dumb and crass. https://t.co/DgMqYLk0hC

— Andrew Exum (@ExumAM) February 3, 2018


This story is being widely shared but it is very dubious. It says "it was reported" Pottinger said this but not by who. No other details- when, where, source. I have been in several off the record meetings with Pottinger & he never said anything remotely like this. https://t.co/lkFF0lDrFk

— Tom Wright (@thomaswright08) February 3, 2018


If Pottinger said it and it’s verified then he should be shitcanned immediately. But I just don’t believe this story. https://t.co/x2OrU5mTQn

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) February 3, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:52 (seven years ago)

No, politics creeping into the NSC is wrong, but the people who die in a mushroom cloud won't care if it was because of pathological national security reasons or craven political reasons. Small comfort that Pottinger supports first-strikes because of bad theory, not bad politics https://t.co/1Fpi4veKYT

— Van Jackson (@WonkVJ) February 3, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 3 February 2018 05:26 (seven years ago)

cool background pic van jackson has, love that

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 3 February 2018 07:11 (seven years ago)

Hang on, Nunes says he has another memo! pic.twitter.com/x4xizhDnAc

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) February 3, 2018

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 3 February 2018 07:35 (seven years ago)

I assume the scare quotes here mean "Trump" is an alias! Who is he, REALLY?

This memo totally vindicates “Trump” in probe. But the Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on. Their was no Collusion and there was no Obstruction (the word now used because, after one year of looking endlessly and finding NOTHING, collusion is dead). This is an American disgrace!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

i wonder if he actually believes that the memo totally vindicates him, or if it's just truth-independent (the word now used because, after one year of hearing them endlessly and becoming inured to them, lies are dead) messaging to his supporters. either way, you have to be a total dumbass if you actually read the memo and think it vindicates him in any way.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

collusion is dead

i would love to never read a trump tweet again

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

the word now used

j., Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

"Their"

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

another classic trump typo, should have been "collusion is sex"

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

I know I'm wrong about this, but something about the memo debacle feels like so much air has been let out of the buffoon. He buys into the bs drumbeat behind the Nunes memo, everyone agrees the memo is totally devoid of anything (even if it is still somehow full of shit), and yet he seems to be the only one incapable of recognizing there is nothing there, let alone that it doesn't even mention his name. Probably because he never read it. It makes it just that much harder to take any of his accusations seriously, which is saying something for a guy already one step up from an aged Hollywood monkey trained to flap his lips to pretend he's talking.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

It also only mentions rosensteins name once in passing. Pretext to fire anyone, this is not.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

something about the _____ debacle feels like so much air has been let out of the buffoon

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)

dummy Republicans keep pushing the line somehow the dossier was used to get fisa warrant to spy on Trump campaign. But memo says absolutely nothing about that. Investigation of trump campaign, via Papadopoulos, began before the dossier and the memo just talks about fisa warrants for Carter page, which is not the same thing at the Trump campaign.

also heard the maddening argument that just as Trump is in trouble for seeking help from a foreign power, Russia, Clinton did the wrong thing by seeking information from her own foreign power, Christopher Steele, who is British. As if there is no difference between England, a longtime ally, and Russia, a longtime adversary.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:18 (seven years ago)

The point they tend to make is that Steele was getting information from Russian sources.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

Trump vindicated himself. marvelous. it's like he has his stooges doing their most mediocre to obscure the real reason for their devious scheming, and then he tweets out the real reason for the memo verbatim.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

love that Russian sources on Russian crimes are somehow bad. It's almost as bad as learning bad things about Trump and then deciding you don't like him.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

Not to go too far down the rabbit hole but the Trump-fan talking point is that the Russian government probably knew about Steele and planted false information in the dossier to discredit both sides. The dossier, in combination with the ongoing rumours of assistance from Ukraine, is why it’s probably important that Trump is nailed for offering a quid pro quo for info - or requested more than just intel - otherwise the door is open for Fox, etc to keen harping on the ‘both sides do it’ stuff.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

lol uh-oh Nunes:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/03/politics/memo-dossier-christopher-steele-carter-page/index.html

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

xpost I'm interested in your perspective: if the dossier is hypothetically faked or untrustworthy, then why is Trump pushing so hard against it? Why is he so resistant to the investigation if he has nothing to hide? Wouldn't an investigation reveal it to be fake? he could just say it is BS and then say any investigation will prove his point. But the harder he pushes back, the more prolonged the investigation gets, and the worse and worse it looks.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

xpost I mean they had to expect someone would have leaked some of the contents of the rebuttal memo once the release of the minority memo was rebuffed.

Nunes is really good at bed-crapping.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

Nunes already admitted he didn't look at the fisa requests. because what could possibly be gleaned by facts that you can't get from shady inference?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

yeah his bitch-boy Gowdy did.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

xpost I'm interested in your perspective: if the dossier is hypothetically faked or untrustworthy, then why is Trump pushing so hard against it? Why is he so resistant to the investigation if he has nothing to hide? Wouldn't an investigation reveal it to be fake? he could just say it is BS and then say any investigation will prove his point. But the harder he pushes back, the more prolonged the investigation gets, and the worse and worse it looks.

Could be a bunch of reasons:

a) he knows the investigation will turn up unconnected financial crimes
b) he was actively working with the Russian government but not how the dossier says
c) he genuinely believes he hasn’t done anything wrong

He wants to argue (falsely, it appears) that the whole investigation is tainted by having been triggered by the Democrats pushing Steele’s dossier to the FBI - so anything coming out of it is illegitimate. Marcy Wheeler (who is a big proponent of the collusion theory) argues the dossier, and Democrat’s involvement in spreading it, unhelpfully muddies the water.

It’s important to remember that the collusion / organised crime narrative doesn’t hinge on a single thing in the dossier being true - and that’s almost certainly for the best given how sloppy and implausible it looks in places.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

why is Trump pushing so hard against it?

Aside from the strong possibility that he is obstructing the investigation because he is guilty of crimes he thinks will be uncovered, his entire history suggests that Trump is incapable of not hitting back when he feels attacked, so that even if he were pure and innocent, he'd be acting this way. Which is stupid and reactionary, but we already knew that.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:26 (seven years ago)

boy I'd love to find the "Trump won't be any worse than Hillary" shitbags right now and meet them behind an alleyway

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

Aimless otm

The 2 things most nuts about this may be that 1) even if Hillary wrote a personal check to Steele for this information , it would have no bearing at all—zero—on its permissibility as evidence. Prosecutors routinely leverage biased interests to collect information, and 2) nothing (as far as we know) abt the Steele Dossier has been disproved! All we know about it's validity is that about a third of it has been substantiated.

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

"its" I should run for president

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

boy I'd love to find the "Trump won't be any worse than Hillary" shitbags right now and meet them behind an alleyway

i have one who appears occasionally on my fb to comment on stories i might share, like the one where the cnn guy says he regretted the false equivalencies they pulled during the election coverage. my friends barely engage him anymore and i think he's just raging at hillary now to negate the guilt he feels over what has happened, but he was seriously "but her emailsing" last week.

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

This happened w/ me over the holidays w/ someone I really respect and care about and I had to change the subject while she was still talking

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

I haven't reread the Steel Dossier since buzzfeed published it, but it was pretty clear that a lot of it was pretty unbelievable. It's value was mostly as a comedic distraction, and if the GOP hadn't been using this as their fig leaf for a counterattack they would have found something else. With the Nunes memo out it's pretty clear that everything with the dossier was above board, except for the still slightly debatable decision to publish it.

Frederik B, Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

I haven't read the dossier since it was leaked either, but I recall the vast majority of it being perfectly in line with everything everyone was saying both before and since its release. With the exception of the pee tape, and as we talked about in this thread before, if that were revealed to be true as well it would shock literally no one at this point.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:23 (seven years ago)

holy shit that Paul Ryan tweet boasting about a secretary making $1.50 more a week

almost seems like he's making fun of her but I think the GOP really is that out of touch

frogbs, Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)

1. costco membership covered!!
2. shop for big deals
3. excess money saved b/c deals can be invested for future!!
4. personal responsibility ftw!

he's totally setting her up for success upon success

j., Saturday, 3 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

ryan deleted it lol

that a costco membership doesn't even give you anything -- just the right to buy things -- seems fitting

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

it's utterly baffling to me that he thought that was a good thing to put out there. Also baffling, that this teacher (if she actually exists) thinks this is a great deal for her.

akm, Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

must be nice for Randy Bryce, dude is writing your attack ads for you

frogbs, Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

he's got this already

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVIUGHgWsAYOTEP.jpg

and is asking for $1.50 donations to "repeal and replace" paul ryan. hell yeah.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

er sorry i guess that's not directly related but he reposted it and in context it's a great comeback for the $1.50 line

The Koch Brothers got .4 billion. https://t.co/Fy47Ksr2Gh

— Randy Bryce (@IronStache) February 3, 2018

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:26 (seven years ago)

- Nunes’ memo fails to demonstrate that the government lacked enough evidence beyond a dossier from former British spy Christopher Steele to obtain a FISA warrant on Page.

- Steele’s expertise on Russia and organized crime would have outweighed any concerns a FISA court would have had about the funding of Steele’s work by partisan actors — funding sources that Steele may not have even known about.

- Nunes’ memo “provides no credible basis whatsoever” for removing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees the investigation led by special counsel Robert Mueller.

- Nunes’ memo shows that Republicans “are now part and parcel to an organized effort to obstruct” Mueller’s probe.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/democratic-rebuttal-calls-nunes-memo-deliberately-misleading-n844426

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

Their was no Collusion

theirs is no collusion

yours is no disgrace

this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 01:49 (seven years ago)

haha ymp I had the same thought

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 4 February 2018 02:16 (seven years ago)

their was no collusion
cause, it's time, it's time, in time with your time, and its news
Is captured for the queen to use

this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 02:27 (seven years ago)

Trump getting all Yessed out on a Saturday night.

Moodles, Sunday, 4 February 2018 03:53 (seven years ago)

I've Seen Some Good People, I Assume

frogbs, Sunday, 4 February 2018 04:01 (seven years ago)

lol at the trending #YoMemoJokes

sleeve, Sunday, 4 February 2018 05:32 (seven years ago)

wait can I take that back

I meant to say

I've Seen All Good People, On Both Sides

frogbs, Sunday, 4 February 2018 05:33 (seven years ago)

I was mega stressed out this weekend and while some of it was related to work/personal life/just the fact that I have massive anxiety, I realized poring over this whole fiasco has drained me to the point of wanting to punch strangers in the face.

and the funny thing is....I felt the same way a year ago. the whole country is in an abusive relationship atm.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 05:38 (seven years ago)

The invaluable Marcy Wheeler makes sense of releasing the memo and the GOP's phony hysterics about civil liberties.

Every single privacy activist I know cares about privacy in significant part to ensure the rule of law and to prevent the arbitrary exercise of justice to focus just on select groups like Muslims or Chinese-Americans, rather than those who pose the greatest risk to society, like people allegedly doing Russia’s secret bidding. Yet the actions of Ryan and Nunes reverse that, using a sham concern for civil liberties as a way to prevent themselves, their associates, and the president from being subject to the rule of law like the rest of us would be.

If we’re going to have this secret surveillance ― and Nunes and Ryan insist we need it ― the key to protecting Americans is drafting the law to provide protections and ensuring those standards are met. Section 702, as Nunes and Ryan reauthorized it, fails that test, because it permits the warrantless access of completely innocent Americans’ communications. And for all its bluster, the Nunes memo doesn’t tell us critical details we need to assess whether what happened to Page was improper specifically, or simply indicative of known concerns about outside consultants that Nunes and Ryan have long ignored (and continue to ignore with all other Americans)

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 February 2018 12:45 (seven years ago)

how long before someone pulls a Pentagon Papers and leaks the actual intel that spurred the memo or the FISA application itself?

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 13:33 (seven years ago)

i think if trump somehow got rid of mueller that would happen immediately

treeship 2, Sunday, 4 February 2018 13:34 (seven years ago)

it wouldn't be prudent to leak that yet, for anyone who wants the investigation to succeed

treeship 2, Sunday, 4 February 2018 13:34 (seven years ago)

we've been going about it all wrong, tapes about grabbing pussies won't kill Trump's popularity. release a tape where he says he loves Muslims and gays, that'll kill him with his base

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 14:23 (seven years ago)

No, they'd go all dilbert and assume he was brilliantly playing the long game and trolling the libs and alinskying us by forcing us to be held to our own blah blah blah...

Remember that his base assumed the feud with Bannon was orchestrated between the two of them, as a genius act of misdirection. I saw this offered in apparent earnest.

this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 14:33 (seven years ago)

WTF are you all talking about, Trump has said many times how much he loves Muslims and the Gays, and how much they love him, and how much he employs them. It’s only the Radical Muslims and the marriage-destroying Gays that will get what’s coming to them, and that’s due to their own choices. Obviously.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 4 February 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

Trump loves everyone, like Jesus.

Speaking of which, does the guy even go to church? Did he even join a church? No one cares right? Only when it's Obama?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

he doesn't go to church. church goes to him

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 14:55 (seven years ago)

Trump could be in the act of gutting one of his supporters like a fish and that supporter would give his own evisceration a thumbs-up because tribalism.

Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

the 'tax cuts for the wealthy' crowd is revving up their attack on (republican) rod rosenstein

https://pjmedia.com/trending/report-deputy-ag-rosenstein-threatened-subpoena-gop-intel-reps-calls-texts/

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)

oh PJ media, yeah trustworthy source that

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

story only picked up on red sites currently

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

bellwethers for what these assholes will push soon. i wish it weren't the case but it is sadly

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 February 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

if Robert Mueller is fired, wouldn't it wind up becoming a federal court case like the Archibald Cox case eventually did?

I feel like he should fight fire with fire and say "I'm not fired and this investigation continues"....

sometimes I have to remind myself that even with a Democratic Congress, it took 9 months after the Saturday Night Massacre for the first articles of impeachment to be approved. justice is slow sometimes (when it arrives at all).

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

"I'm not fired and this investigation continues"....

As I recall, when Cox was fired, a new special prosecutor (Leon Jaworski) was named and the Watergate investigation was allowed to continue. Trump would certainly order the Mueller investigation halted, defunded, and the investigative team dismissed. He thinks like that.

That action would precipitate an immediate crisis and the filing of articles of impeachment by House democrats. Ryan would do all he could to bury that crisis for Trump, but the election in November would become all about that crisis, no matter the outcome in the House.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

just curious, if you are career government like Rosenstein, and all this bullshit is going on around you, and you know you're in crosshairs for bulshit reasons, how do you go about your day supporting this monkey?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)

it must be kinda hard

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

John Brennan hired as MS/NBC pundit

Isn't it a little strange to constantly rail about "state TV" when it comes to RT & Fox and then hire CIA Directors & General as your "news analysts"? https://t.co/YqOHP3dfQa - also, remember this? Anyone who likes to rail about "state TV" should: https://t.co/nYEQDpNGs9

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 4, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 02:02 (seven years ago)

“So what if I’m on Hannity? Look at who else is on cable news!!!!”

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 February 2018 03:48 (seven years ago)

In what twisted mind does that tweet make sense?

Frederik B, Monday, 5 February 2018 10:00 (seven years ago)

Dr Morbius hired as Hannity mouthpiece

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Monday, 5 February 2018 10:14 (seven years ago)

xp the same mind that equates J. Edgar Hoover with some rando biology prof from UT Austin because the latter said something mean about him.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)

fuckin christ

http://www.newsweek.com/holocaust-denier-republican-nomination-illinois-congress-race-799222

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)

Literally about to post that!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

This means that if he wins the Illinois GOP will support him right quick.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

check, please

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:02 (seven years ago)

they actually publicly condemned him in a statement but couldn't keep him off of the ballot and apparently had nobody else interested in running. still though....even though he's going to get his ass kicked, a neo-Nazi will be getting thousands of party line GOP votes who literally think Democrats are worse than Nazis.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

Interestingly (or not), the GOP couldn't get its shit together because that is such a heavily democratic area. But the reigning old guard Dem, Dan Lipinski, is getting primary challenged from the left in response to his relatively conservative voting record.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

I don't know whether to be thankful or bummed that I'm in IL-9. I'd kinda love to be part of that ass kicking.

Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

jake and elwood otm

https://m.popkey.co/19ba7c/0D7q8.gif

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:16 (seven years ago)

“The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones,” party chairman Tim Schneier said in a statement to the Sun-Times. “We strongly oppose his racist views and his candidacy for any public office, including the 3rd Congressional District.”

there is no place for nazis, except here, where there is a place for nazis, because no other republican can be found to oppose him

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

Our reliable but unexceptional local rep, Danny Davis, is getting primaried by a couple of good candidates.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

I wonder how Conor Lamb will do in PA next month. The narrative is that they are trying to keep it from becoming a national race so that perhaps the lack of hype will depress GOP turnout (for a typical Trump asshole).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile, stock market back to ... correcting itself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:22 (seven years ago)

Trump stayed up all night talking to the stock market and convinced it to go up

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:25 (seven years ago)

https://leapsmoothies.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/power-of-positive-thinking.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:29 (seven years ago)

Dear T and F, GG does not work for Fox News.

love,

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

wheeeeee

Life expectancy, UK vs. US:
🇬🇧 male: 79.4; 🇺🇸 male: 76.9
🇬🇧 female: 83.0; 🇺🇸 female: 81.6

Healthcare spending (OECD):
🇬🇧: 9.9% of GDP
🇺🇸: 16.6% of GDP

Uninsured:
🇬🇧: 0
🇺🇸: 28 million https://t.co/Qjcx4N2owz

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) February 5, 2018

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:54 (seven years ago)

lol brexit

j., Monday, 5 February 2018 14:57 (seven years ago)

🇬🇧

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Monday, 5 February 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

Morbius you do understand that all of the talking heads are compensated, right? I imagine Hannity pays better than MSNBC daytime, too.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 February 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

could be; i can't pretend i care.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 15:24 (seven years ago)

ICYMI

Shortly after suggesting Democrat claims of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia is akin to “McCarthyism” — a reference to irrational, unfounded accusations of communist-ties made by late Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s — Donald Trump Jr. said the Democrat Party are “left of commies.”

Donald Jr., who made the comments during an appearance on Fox News with host Jesse Watters, attacked Democrats and the media for Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into Kremlin election tampering — as he deems the investigation to be a witch hunt against President Donald Trump.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/donald-jr-compares-russia-investigation-to-mccarthyism-then-says-dems-are-left-of-commies/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

now there's a man with a solid grip on a) history and b) politics

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

More of this please: http://www.dispatch.com/news/20180205/trump-sexual-harassment-accuser-running-for-ohio-house

One of the women who came forward to accuse President Donald Trump of sexual harassment that took place before his election plans to run for an state House seat in northern Ohio, House Democrats say.

Rachel Crooks, a former Trump Tower receptionist who accused Trump of forcibly kissing her in 2005, is expected to file today to run in the 88th House District, where she will challenge two-term Rep. Bill Reineke, R-Tiffin.

Trump has generally denied the accusations made by Crooks and roughly a dozen other women. Crooks has called Trump a “pathological liar.”

Aaron Fisher, executive director of the Ohio House Democratic Caucus, said he thinks that Crooks’ entrance into the race makes the seat a pickup opportunity for the party, which is trying to climb its way out of a deep minority. The district includes Sandusky and Seneca counties.

Crooks, of Tiffin, who currently works as a foreign students recruiter for Tiffin University, had expressed interest in running for office, and House Democrats have been actively recruiting her for about a month, Fisher said.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)

Vote for Crooks!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

there's gotta be a good campaign slogan there somewhere

sleeve, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

psyched to see just how utterly repugnant a campaign her opponents can spin up against her

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

"Russia Russia Russia with no evidence at all!"

earlnash, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

www.nunesmemo.com

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

Huh. Anyway, linked to the Janz campaign!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

If it means that Janz thinks that it's a stick to beat Nunes with, all the better.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)

oh for an actual stick to beat nunes with

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

Nunes is a self-beating stick

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

oh this is good

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pentagon-agency-can%E2%80%99t-account-for-hundreds-of-millions-in-spending-report/ar-BBIINjN

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

Note that the 18 Democratic senators writing to Trump about North Korea apparently are okay with the US instigating a war as long as we've "exhausted every diplomatic option," which can mean anything https://t.co/0oFeMVQdfD pic.twitter.com/TRa3c7Rs7Y

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 5, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

^ "instigating a war", as in we attack them? what the fucking fuck? someone plz send some strongarm goons to explain war to those senators, personally.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

This article explains well the attitude I get here toward yr American president:

There were no significant protests against Trump’s visit last year, in contrast to the mass demonstrations that have been threatened ahead of any Trump trip to the U.K.

That is not only because anti-U.S. politics have lost ground in France in the last 20 years or so. It has a lot to do with the fact that the French struggle to take Trump seriously — even when he threatens North Korea. As a French diplomat who advised Macron noted: “The French see him almost as a fictitious character. Whether funny or scary, you don’t stage protests against a Commedia dell’Arte character.”

https://www.politico.eu/article/does-emmanuel-macron-like-donald-trump-back/

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 5 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

fact weirder than fiction, it's true

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

Huh. I know John Lapp slightly from school

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

the derp state is real

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/02/05/michael-goodwin-fbi-memo-proves-deep-state-is-real-and-press-is-part-it.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

can we just throw all regular fox news viewers into the ocean

davey, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:25 (seven years ago)

“a good start”

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

What did the ocean ever do to you?

How does boy sound like? (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

haha, sorry ocean

davey, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

haven't u ever seen Open Water

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

fuck the ocean!

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

Michael Goodwin's opinion column linked above is an amazing journey into the mind of Michael Goodwin.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

The ocean would reject them and we’d have a bigger Pacific trash gyre?

Hunt3r, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

GOP expected to ok the release of the Democratic rebuttal memo, because why not, they know Trump is going to refuse to declassify it.

let it hurt him and not them, I suspect is their mindset. and now Nunes' memo has been out a week so a rebuttal memo (in their minds) will look like sour grapes.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

it's a win-win

I am sort of hoping Dems will decline to release a memo of their own on principle—to preserve sanctity of FISA process—which in turn would provoke Nunes et al into ginning up anther #releasethememo! outcry. And then, yes, let them have it.

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)

Someone noted the smartest thing Trump could have done was to not declassify the GOP memo, so it would have stayed secret suspicions of vast crime and corruption and not some limp dick non-revelation. But obviously Trump is not smart. In this case, not declassifying the Dem response would likely be the *dumb* thing to do, which means he will probably go that route, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

BTW, aren't we just a couple of days away from the promise of a DACA solution and/or another budget showdown? And don't we have another debt ceiling deal looming as well? How's that fabled McConnell negotiation by honor system holding up?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:52 (seven years ago)

More punting than in the Super Bowl:

One scenario being discussed in leadership circles on both sides of Capitol Hill is to detach immigration and budget negotiations. That would allow a “global deal” that covers government spending, disaster aid and the debt ceiling, all of which Trump and Congress have to deal with in coming weeks.

Under this scenario, Congress would pass a stopgap this week to fund the government through late next month, possibly March 22 or March 23. The Senate would then proceed with debate over the Dreamers’ issue, while lawmakers finalize a deal on boosting budget caps for two years. An omnibus appropriations measure would then be drafted that funds federal agencies through Sept. 30. The package would include disaster aid for Florida, Texas, California, Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virigin Islands estimated at $81 billion — and possibly far more once the Senate finishes with it — as well as an increase in the debt ceiling.

All these legislative items would be voted on next month, whether or not the immigration issue is resolved. The Trump administration also would have to forgo immediate action against the Dreamers under this scenario, allowing the issue to play out in the federal court system or with DACA somehow extended another year.

Senate Democrats believe that the Senate could pass both a budget caps deal and a Dreamer package. Ryan would then have to juggle both as he tries to get them through the House while avoiding a challenge to his leadership.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/05/government-shutdown-2018-house-republicans-389943

curmudgeon, Monday, 5 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

fucking spineless

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 February 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

Trump says Democrats are "treasonous" for not applauding him at the State of the Union. "Can we call that treason? Why not."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 5, 2018

mookieproof, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

So the Dow is now down roughly 300 points since Trump started speaking

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) February 5, 2018

also the government shuts down in 80 hours iirc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

probably a good idea for trump to start lowering the bar for treason tbh

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:08 (seven years ago)

I think suffered several embolisms after reading Trump's casual employment of the word 'treason' just now. That vaguely man-shaped blob of reactive protoplasm just has no motherfucking clue about anything whatsoever.

How does boy sound like? (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

Keep thinking that they’re nearing the “we’re not evil or treasonous, but some of our team was just stupid and inexperienced” line.

And that Many of the partisans are actually really stupid, and they will keep on maga-ing after the line is far past.

But then we blow far past that line and we all just keep maga-ing.

Hunt3r, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

It's probably too much to hope that we'd finally get our articles of impeachment in the event of a legitimate market crash, huh.

How does boy sound like? (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)

remember that one time bill clinton appointed a special prosecutor to investigate ken starr's investigation of whitewater?

https://www.axios.com/white-house-trump-lawyers-approved-of-a-second-special-counsel-6edafd54-c4d7-4ae6-80b7-c7c312b8ca51.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

obviously all stock market gains are due to trump making america great again, and all drops are due to democrats being treasonous illegal immigrants. try to keep up here.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

All past stock market gains were in anticipation of Trump one day getting elected. Everything is failing in to place.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

what happened to the 'taking the knee' demonstrations? anything at the superbowl?

koogs, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

everyone stood at the superbowl. the stock market appears to be taking the knee today, though

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:56 (seven years ago)

w/o hazarding a guess at what the average ilxor stock portfolio looks like, I'm gonna risk offense by confessing I hope the market plummets to not-quite-catastrophic levels

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

is that bad?

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

No. It's human.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

Money is the only language the GOP speaks

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

maybe i should consider moving my 401k contrib from 0.5% to zero

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

Catastrophe is inevitable; capitalism sows the seeds of its own destruction. The only question is whether or not we're better off with it happening sooner or later.

Simon H., Monday, 5 February 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)

the treason thing is not surprising at all. just more projection. everything trump is guilty of – he's accused Hillary/Obama/Dems of at one point or another. if it came out trump is actually a secret muslim Kenyan with fake documentation, i would not be the least bit surprised. maybe the Kenyan part at a little bit – but mostly not surprised.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

The Republican Party, as an institution, has become a danger to the rule of law and the integrity of our democracy.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/03/boycott-the-gop/550907/

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 February 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)

A response!.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 February 2018 22:13 (seven years ago)

Nunes admitted the application had mention of Steele's political motivation. He was critical of the way it was written but this is clearly his M.O. Dominate the news feed on the thin memos and confuse the public with an overabundance of info.

Today he actually accused Democrats themselves of abusing power. Using his seat on the Intel committee to wage war on the minority party.

God this shitbeak needs to be questioned by Mueller.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

part of me thinks he never really wanted that memo released, but rather to have it remain like Hillary's 33,000 DELETED EMAILS...why, who knows what extent of corruption could be revealed, if only those sneaky, lyin' Demonrats would let you see it!! What Are They Hiding??

frogbs, Monday, 5 February 2018 22:23 (seven years ago)

color me surprised that ponnuru focuses on a word that never comes up in rauch / wittes instead of, you know, responding to the substance of their points

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 February 2018 22:37 (seven years ago)

With the cult of right wing media, I'm often surprised there are not even more nuts going into pizza places looking to fight the Illuminati. I blame laziness as it's just easier to drink beer, watch TV and bitch.

earlnash, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)

House committee voted to release Dem memo.

Almost don't know which I prefer. Trump refusing to declassify will give credence to the Democrat claims.

Part of me is also afraid that Schiff's memo might suck. After all, if Nunes was all that worried about it, he'd have fought harder to stifle it.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

But i think i do want it released

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

Be funny if it were literally, word for word, the exact same memo.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:40 (seven years ago)

i don't get the impression Schiff is a complete fucking idiot.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:40 (seven years ago)

I like to take random sentences out of news stories these days and imagine going back in time and challenging the me of, say, 2010 to try to make sense of it. Like this one:

Automated Twitter accounts, called bots, then appeared to push the “Little Adam Schiff” hashtag on the social media platform.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 5 February 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

Burn everything

treeship 2, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:50 (seven years ago)

Maybe “Russia” is real after all. Trump does seem really unhinged about it.

treeship 2, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:55 (seven years ago)

“Treason” are a new level I think. He’s saying the Democrats committed a capital crime.

treeship 2, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:56 (seven years ago)

All of them!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)

Must have been one doozy of a back-channel debate btw WH and Paul Ryan as to which of them has the political capital to stymie Schiff's memo. Clearly that is the President—he will probably refuse on the grounds that it is 11 pages compared to the Nunes memo's 4 (or some such stupid bullshit) with zero blowback from his base.

Dumpster Fire Walk With Me (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:00 (seven years ago)

treason not to applaud the king

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

It’s all too dumb.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

No halfway serious person could think that being president is an appropriate job for someone this ignorant and impulsive. I don’t understand how the Republicans don’t die of shame for maintaining this facade. I would rather die than be Paul Ryan right now.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

It’s sick.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

Not in the surfer bro sense

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

the most important thing in the world to republicans is cutting taxes on rich people. nothing else comes close

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

it creates wealth

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

it unshackles the entrepreneurial jism

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

My imagination isn’t large enough to comprehend how that’s even psychcologically possible but the evidence is undeniable.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

Possible for them to prioritize thus

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)

I can understand believing in free markets or being sociallt conservative or whatever but like sucking up to the boy king so your patrons get paid? It’s revolting

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

those patrons are going to create wealth for everybody don't you get it. they're going to invest and create jobs and get this country moving. it's simple!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)

can't you feel that sweet tax relief coursing through the veins of this great nation even now

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)

it's a real "happy ending" for our wealth creators

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)

Thx trace

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:13 (seven years ago)

afraid that Schiff's memo might suck

What I've read so far by Schiff (or his staff, which would amount to the same thing here) has been sharp and concise. However, at 11 pages written for internal consumption by the committee, it may be too lawyerly and exhaustive for public comprehension.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

I don’t believe they believe that. I’m not even one of these anti-market people — I see how liberalized economies create more wealth even as they have many other disruptive/destructive effects — but I don’t believe they think making wealth even more concentrated than it is will have a transformative effect. And even if it did, they’re debasing themselves by doing Trump’s bidding.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

xp Tracer

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

But whatever. Carry on. Republicans just dont have a sense of pride I guess.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

in their own way they are very proud. republicans are a tribe who don't care what the rest of us think. they admire the leaders of their tribe (kochs, bradleys, coors, mellon-scaifes, mercers, etc), seeking to augment the power of their leaders, and everyone else may as well be subhuman

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:19 (seven years ago)

dude if you give rich people tax breaks they will open more businesses and take more risks to create great new products and industries. and then that creates jobs and a dynamic economy! it might LOOK like concentrating wealth to a poor blinkered slob like you, and maybe at first it is, but eventually it's gon damn well trickle on down and the rising tide's gonna lift all the boats. that money will find its natural location and get invested in a market-driven way instead of being PLANNED socialistically which we all know if inefficient and useless. what, are POOR people going to create new businesses?? lol!!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:20 (seven years ago)

the problem is, the system's just never really been given a chance

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:20 (seven years ago)

we've been fighting with one hand tied behind our backs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:21 (seven years ago)

I wish I believed they believed that.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

That would be so much less disgusting.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

the particular kind of elected fiscal-conservative ideologues you're talking about don't need to believe their policies will have transformative effects though, because they systematically refuse to believe our society has any fundamental problems in need of transforming, except that all individual poor people each raise their children wrong, and so forth. oh and government taking their money. but the potential waiting to be unlocked is just, you know, some more money, not some shower of benefits turning a lifeless planet into a green blooming world.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:08 (seven years ago)

I get it. I still think it’s wild they are so protective of this gal they’ll bend over backwards to protect the obvious lunatic in te white house.

treeship 2, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)

hey guys maybe we should start a thread about explaining conservatism

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:50 (seven years ago)

It’s a death cult that’s the whole explanation

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:54 (seven years ago)

so what is neoliberalism

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:55 (seven years ago)

can we talk about the establishment first, though

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:56 (seven years ago)

All death cults

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:58 (seven years ago)

Nearly everyone in America supports as many people who aren’t specifically them dying prematurely, preferably as soon as possible

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:59 (seven years ago)

It’s not complicated at all, everything makes sense when you assume that the American people collectively worship the extinguishing of human life

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:00 (seven years ago)

what

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:02 (seven years ago)

There’s no other explanation, for any of this

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:03 (seven years ago)

Your average suburbanite wants most other people on earth to die

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:04 (seven years ago)

are you sure abt this

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:05 (seven years ago)

so, heaven is like a gated community with the best HOA ever?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:05 (seven years ago)

Anyone who drives a car possesses a depraved disregard for human lives, by definition

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:06 (seven years ago)

what about if you are driving an ambulance

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:09 (seven years ago)

silby drives us crazy

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

That’s not a car is it, Jesus

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

I’m pretty hungry rn

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

just gonna leave this here

fuck lmao pic.twitter.com/tIlk7eywEU

— Abolish ICE. Abolish ICE. (@SeanMcElwee) February 6, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:17 (seven years ago)

(it proves nothing but it's v funny imo)

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:17 (seven years ago)

See?! Death cult!!

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:18 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=9zbdRdF5IL4

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:21 (seven years ago)

Goddamit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbdRdF5IL4

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

the 90s new republic continues to be a fucking scourge

maura, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)

Why is everybody commending Gowdy et al for "standing up to the President" in affirming that the Nunes memo has nothing to do with Russia? Seems as likely to be a pretext for plausible deniability when Trump shitcans Rosentein. Then they'll be able to say that it wasn't obstruction to fire Rosenstein, that he was fired for some other made-up reason?

really "implausible deniability" but whatever none of this is plausible

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:45 (seven years ago)

Seems likely that the memo did nothing but get a bunch of Pizzagate types turnt up and I can see a few of these "never Trump, well ok sometimes Trump" people trying to read the room a bit with their subsequent reactions.

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

it just strikes me as odd that suddenly they have reading-the-room chops when for a full year now they've been playing to an audience of one

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:51 (seven years ago)

so the NYT is reporting that trump's advisors are advising him against doing an interview with mueller. not sure why this is push-alert worthy, since of course his lawyers wouldn't want him to do it.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:13 (seven years ago)

cos they're lol afraid he'll get caught lying being the main reason given.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:16 (seven years ago)

you're right. that's not surprising at all. the Mueller investigation is just a subject the NYT knows people are eager to read about and there is not a surplus of news there, given how tight a ship Mueller has been running, so the NYT pushes out whatever meager scraps are available as if they meant more than they do.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:17 (seven years ago)

Remember when he was alone in a room with Pelosi and Schumer for a few min and suddenly they were his best friends?

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:18 (seven years ago)

The thing about the Trump/Mueller 'please no interview' news is that it's reflective of a split between Cobb and Dowd -- worth remembering that Cobb represents the executive branch as such where Dowd/Sekulow represent Trump personally. As the story notes, Cobb's happy to cooperate/share info etc, where Dowd/Sekulow are going "ARRRGH NO."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:22 (seven years ago)

it's also newsworthy because the alternative is p much subpoena, grand jury

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:23 (seven years ago)

sorry for posting online while I was hungry

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:50 (seven years ago)

it’s ok silbs

byton frylock (alomar lines), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:34 (seven years ago)

silby ntm

Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 06:18 (seven years ago)

(near the money)

Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 06:21 (seven years ago)

Nearly everyone in America supports as many people who aren’t specifically them dying prematurely, preferably as soon as possible

I'm in America and I can see a lot of problems being solved by a significant number of people who aren't me dying prematurely, probably as soon as possible

Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 06:24 (seven years ago)

the gall of these sanctimonious house knuckleheads who boast that they keep sending budgets to the Senate that then get ignored, refusing to acknowledge that maybe the fact that these budgets are a hundred percent partisan and devised entirely by Republicans often in secret might be part of the problem.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:38 (seven years ago)

I thought Donald Trump was 100% innocent and that this whole Russia thing was just a witch hunt....why wouldn't he testify?

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:10 (seven years ago)

He would and really wants to! It's just these lawyers, what can you do? (shrugs)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

i am a fool clinging to false hope based on a naive understanding of america's supposed core values but nevertheless

https://www.wired.com/story/bob-muellers-investigation-is-largerand-further-alongthan-you-think/

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)

His lawyers are concerned that the president, who has a history of making false statements and contradicting himself, could be charged with lying to investigators.

I could have saved him so much money and just told him this myself.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2016-03-11-1457709578-5978124-TrumpNYP-thumb.jpg

maura, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)

I could have saved him so much money and just told him this myself.

― Josh in Chicago,

he could've kept you on retainer

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:38 (seven years ago)

omg i never knew about that. dying

xpsot

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)

GIRLFRIEND IN CANADA CONFIDES: TRACER'S THE ONLY ONE FOR ME

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:40 (seven years ago)

https://envisioningtheamericandream.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/trump-marla-maples-post-1990-swscan06132.jpg

i wonder if "john barron" set up the meeting between the post and that acting-school pal

maura, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

Donald seems like he would be a very generous and tender lover, someone intensely concerned with his partner's pleasure and willing to suppress his own desires in the service of creating a space where two souls might truly be conjoined in ecstasy. Or like someone who would pay someone to tell the Post what an awesome lay he is as cover for the fact that he accidentally poops himself whenever he's aroused.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:47 (seven years ago)

I flagged your post btw

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

Justifiably.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

She kept an autographed copy of Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal," at her bedside.

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

oh man I just realized Martin Shkreli modeled his entire look after that NY Post cover

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:54 (seven years ago)

Shortly to be nominated as HHS secretary btw

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)

Because Republican are expert at disaster relief!.

The mission for the Federal Emergency Management Agency was clear: Hurricane Maria had torn through Puerto Rico, and hungry people needed food. Thirty million meals needed to be delivered as soon as possible.

For this huge task, FEMA tapped Tiffany Brown, an Atlanta entrepreneur with no experience in large-scale disaster relief and at least five canceled government contracts in her past. FEMA awarded her $156 million for the job, and Ms. Brown, who is the sole owner and employee of her company, Tribute Contracting LLC, set out to find some help.

Ms. Brown, who is adept at navigating the federal contracting system, hired a wedding caterer in Atlanta with a staff of 11 to freeze-dry wild mushrooms and rice, chicken and rice, and vegetable soup. She found a nonprofit in Texas that had shipped food aid overseas and domestically, including to a Houston food bank after Hurricane Harvey.

By the time 18.5 million meals were due, Tribute had delivered only 50,000. And FEMA inspectors discovered a problem: The food had been packaged separately from the pouches used to heat them. FEMA’s solicitation required “self-heating meals.”

“Do not ship another meal. Your contract is terminated,” Carolyn Ward, the FEMA contracting officer who handled Tribute’s agreement, wrote to Ms. Brown in an email dated Oct. 19 that Ms. Brown provided to The New York Times. “This is a logistical nightmare.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

Heckuva job, Brownie

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

hired a wedding caterer
hired a wedding caterer
hired a wedding caterer
hired a wedding caterer
hired a wedding caterer
hired a wedding caterer

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

what this country needs is more SMRT BIZNESS PPL in charge i tell you what

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

I wonder how many millions of people will have to die before we call off this war on people who actually know what they're doing.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

What does an 'expert' know about anything, besides everything within their area of expertise?

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

So (because I am nosy about this sort of thing) I checked Tribute Contracting's entries in the Federal procurement database.

More than half their contracts (32/62) are with the prison system.

https://www.fpds.gov/ezsearch/search.do?q=tribute+contracting+CONTRACTING_AGENCY_NAME%3A%22FEDERAL+PRISON+SYSTEM%22&s=FPDS.GOV&templateName=1.5.1&indexName=awardfull

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

when "run government like a business" meets "run a business like a tv show"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

Having waiters go from cell to cell with traysful of canapés and pot stickers is certainly a novel way to feed the prison population.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:18 (seven years ago)

Actually in prison we call them "pot shivvers"

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

They might as well have hired the Fyre Festival dude. For sure he could land a prison catering contract. He might eve have personal incentive to improve the quality.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)

kind of weird for Trump to tweet out condolences for the family of Edwin Jackson, a Colts linebacker that he couldn't pick out of a lineup...

So disgraceful that a person illegally in our country killed @Colts linebacker Edwin Jackson. This is just one of many such preventable tragedies. We must get the Dems to get tough on the Border, and with illegal immigration, FAST!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2018

oh

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

Of course the first vehicular homicide in recorded history was committed by an undocumented immigrant, of course it was.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

We cannot let this happen a second time. Build that wall!

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

I've been telling people for ages that Tuesdays are bad news and just look: rain. Sad!

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

he is literally saying that immigrants are bad drivers isn't he

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

I wasn't able to tease that much nuance out of it personally, but I guess it could be inferred from what I interpreted as 'my xenophobia and racism, let me show them to you'.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

God, he really is just the worst thing that could've happened to this country short of its wholesale destruction (still to come!).

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

if somebody said in my home what the president of the united states says on twitter on the reg i would take them aside and have a little talk with them and explain that they need to be more respectful. it wouldn't be comfortable and i wouldn't want to do it but i would have no choice. but i'm not able to do that with trump, none of us are, he just barges into our mental space every day and says whatever toxic, vile shit he pleases.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:12 (seven years ago)

Apparently "less government" not working so well in The OK.

Oklahoma now has 91 school districts that can only afford to open schools four days per week; drunk drivers in the state can keep their licenses bc there are no bureaucrats to take them away. Remind me about the SW/Sun Belt growth model everyone’s touting? https://t.co/gQofRvZlcn

— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) February 6, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

Jed Purdy has thoughts, in 13 posts:

...maybe our recent version of hyper-capitalism is a form of norm erosion against the very norms that democracy needs -- most of all, the institutional capacity of democratic government to stand as check on and shaper of the market itself. Maybe this politics is what it looks like when the market, as an all-encompassing form of life, burns down its own house.

Thread: Political Economy of "Norm Erosion"
1/Maybe underappreciated in the "norm-erosion" discussion is Trump's briefly infamous general-election debate blurt that paying no federal income taxes "makes me smart."

— Jedediah Purdy (@JedediahSPurdy) February 5, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

ugh i can't believe this guy is still a thing

maura, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

talk about ivy league credentials going a long way

maura, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

I vaguely recall his stunt origins, but this was a cogent mini-analysis of Nakedpowerpolitics, I thought.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

Republican voter support of the FBI drops to 27% in a new poll. Fucking rubes.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

crying a river for the FBI rn

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

Can't wait until Trump goes on a tweetstorm about his vehement distaste toward the act of respiration.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

GOP-ers nationwide: 'Breathing is a liberal conspiracy!' (holds breath, dies)

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

like lots of interesting things, this seems obvious once it's been revealed

https://i.imgur.com/zKR0sUg.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

check out that scarlet bacillus on the right

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

@nickconfessore
In case you are still debating whose party it is now.

Thank you @DonaldJTrumpJr —we’re working hard alongside @realDonaldTrump conservative agenda in Texas to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/lgYU7f0zlL

— George P. Bush (@georgepbush) February 6, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

The stock market just noticed that an unstable lunatic is president of the United States.

— Bruce Bartlett (@BruceBartlett) February 5, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

On second thought, the stock market has decided it doesn't care that an unstable lunatic is president of the United States. $1.4 trillion in handouts, baby!!
— February 6, 2018

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

Per pooler @toddgillman, Kelly says Trump has yet to read the Democratic memo “No, no, it’s quite lengthy”

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) February 6, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

there is no chance he read the Nunes memo either

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

Reading? He has people for that.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

neither have ANY pictures

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

Why read it, it’s going to be on television

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

ughhhh ok but what's on TNT right now?

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)

Re: That G.P. Bush tweet--Dan Patrick, Lt. Gov. of Texas, is already running campaign TV ads wherein he boasts of fighting the "liberal agenda", which is illustrated by (A) news footage of Patrick meeting with Trump, and (B) Patrick making his pitch standing next to a restored '50 Chevy pickup truck (bringing to mind this ilx chestnut fuck fred thompson & his red pick-up truck).

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

illustrated by (A) news footage of Patrick meeting with Trump, and (B) Patrick making his pitch standing next to a restored '50 Chevy pickup truck

"I stand by this gas-guzzling, polluting, unsafe, hopelessly outdated relic from another time... and I also like old pickup trucks."

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

You neglected to note the pair of artificial testicles dangling from Trump's undercarriage.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)

What is this noise on Carter Page being a double agent/FBI plant into the Trump campaign?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

^ just throwing clouds of dust around, to confuse matters as much as humanly possible.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

Here we go...

Trump calls for shutdown if Congress doesn't pass border-security measures

“If we don’t get rid of these loopholes where killers are allowed to come into our country and continue to kill...if we don’t change it, let’s have a shutdown,” Trump said at a White House roundtable focused on the gang MS-13. “We’ll do a shutdown, and it’s worth it for our country. I’d love to see a shutdown if we don’t get this stuff taken care of.”

...

[Rep. Barbara] Comstock, considered among the most vulnerable Republicans in this year’s upcoming midterm elections, stressed bipartisanship on the issue and told the president that “we don’t need a government shutdown on this."

"We really do not," she said. "I think both sides have learned that a government shutdown was bad. It wasn’t good for them, and we do have bipartisan support on these things.”

Trump replied to her that “we are not getting support from the Democrats. I mean, you can say what you want. We are not getting support from the Democrats.”

"We have to strengthen our borders, not by a little bit but by a lot. We are so far behind the time. And by the way, the world is laughing at us because they can’t believe these policies,” Trump said. “We’re going to get it stopped. And if we have to shut it down because the Democrats don’t want safety — and unrelated but still related, they don’t want to take care of our military — then shut it down. We’ll go with another shutdown.”

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)

xp: Hah, I figured... I expected it to be from LMensch but it wasn't.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)

"And by the way, the world is laughing at us because they can’t believe these policies,” Trump said.

hmm

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

and unrelated but still related

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

an example of John Kelly's moderating influence on the president:

During the impromptu, 18-minute gaggle, Kelly also went into a lengthy and vigorous defense of the Trump administration’s broad framework of what it would like to see in a Dreamers deal. Kelly called the plan “generous,” particularly the provisions that expanded the universe of Dreamers eligible for a pathway to citizenship from the estimated 690,000 current DACA recipients to 1.8 million young undocumented immigrants who came here as minors. That expansion covers immigrants who some say "were too afraid to sign up, others would say were too lazy to get off their asses" to register for the program, Kelly said. “I can’t imagine men and women of goodwill who begged this president to solve the problem of DACA, as generous is that [Trump's proposal] has been, I can’t imagine they would vote against it. I mean, this is more than they could’ve imagined.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

If 1.8 million DACA-eligible youth were given a reasonable path to citizenship, I'd trade that for Trump getting his fucking wall that won't do much except waste money, sit there and be ugly for decades. But that's not the straight-up horse trade that we'll ever get. The republicans will hold out for a half dozen more poison pills at least, beyond the border wall.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

Meantime, lots of fun here

NEW from @GabrielSherman: Trump is getting frustrated with his West Wing team—and Ivanka “wants to clean house” https://t.co/UnUrmous2C

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) February 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)

One Republican close to the White House described Trump’s frustration with Kelly, who came to the office with zero political experience, this way: “It’s like Kelly views Trump as a mushroom. He wants to keep him in the dark and feed him a bunch of shit.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

That 'mushroom' line is quite an old one. I first heard it in the mid-90s.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

Goes back to the 60s, I think.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)

My grandpa had the mushroom quote painted on a sign in his workshop. On the reverse side it read "when you're up to your ass in alligators you know it's time to drain the swamp." The sign was a relic even back when I was a kid.

xp: 60s could be right.

how's life, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

According to sources, Trump speaks regularly by phone with a braintrust that includes Sean Hannity, Jason Miller, Corey Lewandowski, Reince Priebus, and R.N.C. Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel.


‘braintrust’ ffs

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

a pathway to citizenship (for) 1.8 million young undocumented immigrants who came here as minors

If that were an earnest offer from a trustworthy White House, I would be, um, pleasantly surprised. As things stand? lol as if.

Maybe we should send all those idle NYT reporters back out to their beloved rural diners and have them ask "What would you say about a politician who offers a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants?"

One presumes the answer would be "Hell no, that's amnesty! Good thing we have Trump in there to hold the hard line!"

"Uh, that's actually Trump's plan."

"Really? Huh. Guess he's playing some kind of long con strategic 4d chess like that Dilbert guy says. Hashtag maga!"

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)

oh so reporters are pushing the Ivanna-will-save-Trump bullshit again eh

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Ha, seems more like she's wanting to save herself, honestly.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

and her husband

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

After the much-hyped Nunes memo failed to deliver the narrative reset that the White House hoped for...

What on earth were these people expecting...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

I love how his brain trust has historically been composed almost entirety of fired staffers.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

We had to fire the staffer in order to rely on him

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

he really does kinda admire kim jong un don't he

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

Honestly I'm more amused that he got the idea from France.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:23 (seven years ago)

So much for freedom fries!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:23 (seven years ago)

So I guess the Army Marching Band will have to learn "Blurred Lines"?

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:36 (seven years ago)

Trump officials had discussed Memorial Day on May 28, and July 4, but the Pentagon prefers Veterans Day on Nov. 11 — in part because it would coincide with 100th anniversary of the victorious end of World War I and therefore be less associated with the president and politics. “That’s what everyone is hoping,” said the military official.

nickn, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

lmao

Oh my god. https://t.co/I02i1ncp0Y

— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) February 6, 2018

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:45 (seven years ago)

the treason is coming from inside the house

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

Amused by this:

Pentagon confirms WaPo scoop ON THE RECORD. “We are aware of the request and are looking at possible dates,” Charlie Summers, a Pentagon spokesman, just told reporters.

— HansNichols (@HansNichols) February 6, 2018

Note 'request.'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

The Pentagon.....welcome to the resistance

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:49 (seven years ago)

in his pre-president days, did donald trump use and require NDA's from people he was more involved with more than most people in his position? he seems to use them excessively but maybe that's just how rich people roll? i'm not sure.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:54 (seven years ago)

Well, I mean, if you say so.

At Heritage, Sessions vows crackdown on 'large members' https://t.co/AQ76zyb14G

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) February 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:22 (seven years ago)

well we may not have gotten the pee tape, but at least we know for sure trump is bald now

gbx, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:24 (seven years ago)

rip nick foles xp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:24 (seven years ago)

Lol I got that one

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:28 (seven years ago)

Wow: Democrats WIN Missouri's #HD97 by 3% (51.5-48.5). It's a pick-up.

That's an absurdly large net swing of 31 percentage points toward Dems compared to the 2016 presidential results. pic.twitter.com/3nW6sw3BPw

— Taniel (@Taniel) February 7, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:28 (seven years ago)

woo!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:29 (seven years ago)

there's 4 special elections in MO tonight. swings so far are 31 (the pickup), 24 and 19 (these are therefore GOP holds, these were seriously red seats). one to go. currently too close to call. trump won it 78-19.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:33 (seven years ago)

see district 144 here if you want to play along http://enr.sos.mo.gov/default.aspx

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:34 (seven years ago)

democrats lost that last one. final results

There were 4 specials in MO today, all in very red districts. Here are the net swings compared to the 2016 presidential results:#HD97: +31% net swing towards Dem [& Dem pick-up]#HD39: +19%#HD129: +25%#HD144: +53% (!)

(This is the state ft. McCaskill's reelection race)

— Taniel (@Taniel) February 7, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 03:54 (seven years ago)

lets go

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 04:26 (seven years ago)

it's possible that Republican in district 97 suffered from being listed on the ballot as C. Linton

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 04:31 (seven years ago)

b. utheremails

j., Wednesday, 7 February 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)

note those swings are relative to the last presidential election and not the last time those state seats were up, because the last time those states seats were up, the republican ran unopposed in all of them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 05:49 (seven years ago)

In the “old days,” when good news was reported, the Stock Market would go up. Today, when good news is reported, the Stock Market goes down. Big mistake, and we have so much good (great) news about the economy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 7, 2018

#InstitutionalizeHim

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

Stupid stock market https://t.co/yzZe7bF4EO

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) February 7, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:11 (seven years ago)

he kinda has a point insofar as the current downswing was partially spurred by the fact that workforce wages are going up?

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:13 (seven years ago)

We have to be tough on stock market and come to a deal. Dems won't.

Evan, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

Ask ten economics what the reason for the "flash crash" is and you'll get ten different answers. All ten would agree that Trump knows nothing about how the stock market actually works.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

xp heh

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

Bad Stock Market won't make a deal! Not on Team Trump, watching only Fake News Award Winning CNN. A shame for America, but we will fight!!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

He should try screaming at the stock market, maybe try to strong arm the stock market into apologizing for making such a big mistake. Bad stock market.

He is just such a dumb fuck.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

Un-American, treasonous stock market

jmm, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

What about stock market's emails? We had the biggest stock market and now it's the smallest stock market. And I have it on good authority that illegal immigrants comprise at least half of the stock market. We should build a wall around the stock market and lock it up. Make the stock market great again!

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

River keeps flowing down. Predictable! Sad!

Clouds hang in air, completely silent. Scared? Low energy!

Water has no fixed shape and yields easily to external pressure. No spine! MAGA

Evan, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

Proud Mary keep on touryning

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)

old lunch's last post reminds me of this

https://i.imgur.com/YqNtKyo.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)

Obama is giving free stuff to refugees to attack whites

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)

thanks obama

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)

The Deep State is funding refugees to impose Sharia Law.

Well, yeah.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)

Rev. Al Sharpton is giving free stuff to illegal aliens to impose Sharia law.

I think we've cracked this one wide open.

Moodles, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:41 (seven years ago)

it is a little uncanny how none of these headlines would surprise me coming from any number of sources .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

i don't mean to add to a bunch of posts that are just pivoting off that meme but "the muslim brotherhood is arming james comey to attack whites" was real hilarious to me

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

Black Lives Matter is teaming with trans people to begin white genocide.

Fuck yeah.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

hey maybe just a little legitimate, not RW media-manufactured threat of white genocide could move the Overton Window the correct way for once.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

The Army subreddit is looking forward to the military parade. pic.twitter.com/hjTzBRUtKp

— Soldier Jane (@sgtjanedoe) February 7, 2018

j., Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

hey maybe just a little legitimate, not RW media-manufactured threat of white genocide could move the Overton Window the correct way for once.

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

^yes i shouldve put the stricken portion in parentheses

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

how will woke whites indicate that they should not be part of the genocide?

is there like a wristband they should wear or something?

asking for a friend

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

the wokest whites will happily hop into the rending machines imo

Simon H., Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)

> Obama is giving free stuff to refugees to attack whites

and now the NSA have your phone number...

koogs, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

this is a scam to extract portions of our phone numbers wake up sheeple

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:29 (seven years ago)

xpost But in return we get the truth!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

That AP article is gross but thoroughly unsurprising. The GOP clings to power by cheating as hard as they can.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:00 (seven years ago)

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate’s top Republican says there’s Senate agreement on a two-year, almost $400 billion budget deal that would provide Pentagon and domestic programs with huge spending increases.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced the pact, joined on the Senate floor by top Senate Democrat Chuck Schumer of New York. It would contain almost $300 billion over current limits on defense and domestic accounts.

McConnell said the measure would rewrite existing defense limits that have “hamstrung our armed forces and jeopardized our national security.”

The measure, aides said, also contains almost $90 billion in overdue disaster aid and an increase in the government borrowing cap that would prevent a first-ever U.S. government default on its obligations.

chances of this passing the house?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

no mention of immigration, dreamers, the wall, etc

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

Black Lives Matter Is Combining With College Students To Overthrow Capitalism. Alright!!!! (xps)

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)

xpost Oh, they'll be conscripted into the military, which will in turn be building the wall.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)

oh hooray more defense spending. what a stupid fucking country.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

How the GOP gerrymandered its way to 2010 and 2012

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

With all that defense spending you're going to need a war soon iirc

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

Serious question: would the GOP be completely marginalized at this point if they didn't bend every electoral rule they can get their hands on?

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:13 (seven years ago)

"completely" no but

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

Black Lives Matter Is Combining With College Students To Overthrow Capitalism. Alright!!!! (xps)

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, February 7, 2018 1:05 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we share the last four digits my friend

marcos, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

Schumer agreed to a huge Pentagon increase before the last shutdown

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

Military spending doesn't get me as upset as going after Medicare/caid and SS; I figure military spending is bipartisan fun the whole famliy can enjoy

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

only donald trump has the guts to shore up america’s piss-weak military! sad!

https://www.pgpf.org/sites/default/files/0053_defense-comparison-full.gif

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

just how much extra money has been spent on the opioid crisis that Trump declared an emergency ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

*crickets*

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

611 billion dollars is only a little less than the gdp of Saudi Arabia fyi

If you could save $100,000/year, it would take you 6,110,000 years to save 611 billion dollars. If you could save $10,000 every single day, then it would only take you 167,397 years to save 611 billion.

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

It's probably millions. Do you have any idea how expensive quality opioids are, man?

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

I spend tens of thousands on my own opioid crisis every year.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

It would be cool if the next president repurposed ICE to shut down e.g. the 'clinic' in my mom's microtown which always has the blinds pulled and always has multiple out-of-state cars parked out front and might as well have a neon sign reading 'Dr. Feelgood' above the door.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

why do u hate the entrepreneurial spirit of small-town physicians

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

NEWS: White House staff secretary Robert Porter is leaving his post amid allegations that he was abusive toward his ex-wives. Story coming soon to @WSJ.

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) February 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:48 (seven years ago)

no place for abusive men in the white house iirc

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)

with rob porter’s departure, no one in this photo works for trump anymore pic.twitter.com/FLgU8CRl2B

— kelly cohen (@politiCOHEN_) February 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)

well, he's been president a whole year, so of course all his original staff has been fired or driven away, with several positions that have been filled and emptied multiple times. I mean, there are TWELVE whole months in a year, so what else would you expect to happen?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

really seems like Steinbrenner w/ less winning

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

^ next month's politics thread title?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

Aside from Pence, seems like Hicks is the last person standing outside of immediate family.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

all those people are still Trump's mouthpieces on cable TV though

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:09 (seven years ago)

if y'all know a better way to drain the swamp than to hire swamp things and then fire them, I'm all ears

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

In fairness, I guess we never thought to ask whether the runoff from the drained swamp was going to be routed directly into the White House.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

of course all his original staff has been fired or driven away

Duh. We have a president whose whole thing was firing people on a television show.

He wasn't elected, he was just... renewed for more seasons.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

those fired swamp things in full

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/4/40/Swamp_Thing_v.2_167.jpg

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:20 (seven years ago)

Parliament of Sleaze

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:26 (seven years ago)

lol

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

really seems like Steinbrenner w/ less winning
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 7, 2018 2:06 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crossing fingers that Bannon unlike Billy does not get four more chances

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

Whomp whomp, again

West Wing staffers angry with Kelly for defending Porter https://t.co/froI2d2PW7

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) February 7, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

Also, he's dating Hicks? Yeahhh that's about to end.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

kelly is such a piece of shit

marcos, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

Remember -- he's the moderating force!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

I for one still believe that a knife-wielding maniac has the sobriety and the sanity to moderate the impulsive nature of a sword-wielding maniac.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

that porter story from his second wife is unbelievable, but the most bizarre thing is that she says he belongs in the White House and doesn't think these things are pertinent. what?

akm, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

on the bullshit United States of Care astroturf

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

"'I want to be very clear when I say this,' Willoughby said. 'I don't want to be married to him. I would not recommend anyone to date him or marry him. But I definitely want him in the White House and the position he is in. I think his integrity and ability to do his job is impeccable. And the majority of the issues he suffers from are very personal and intimate.'"

uh alright.

akm, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

come on he totally belongs in the white house

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

he totally belongs in the white house

look at who else is there, how high can the bar be?

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

some idiot on NPR ascribed Kelly's "daca candidates are too lazy to sign up" comment to being influenced by Stephen Miller, not because he is, in fact, a piece of shit

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

The WH is a gigantic playpen for the mentally unbalanced. Of course he belongs there.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

Great job all around.

NEW: John Kelly tried to save Rob Porter, "time off" was floated https://t.co/TL7otdMe2E

— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) February 7, 2018

If, in fact, that piece from a day or two ago seemingly sourced from Jared/Ivanka-world about Kelly on thin ice was a sign in general, this really is timing from the gods here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

Also:

Another recently-resigned Trump aide said that there would be a “smooth transition” around Porter’s exit.

Hm, any guesses?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

This'll be something:

The White House did not say who would replace Porter as Staff Secretary. But the hole will be hard to fill. Porter had been playing an increasingly sizeable role in hour-to-hour operations and policy discussions inside the West Wing. Colleagues, former and current, said that his ascendancy was in part due to the fact that the president’s inner circle had been starved for actual in-house policy minds.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

And what a pleasant bunch of people all around:

Kelly, in particular, valued Porter’s contributions to bringing at least a small measure of stability and limited control to an Oval Office that he himself was trying to rid of dysfunction. One of Porter’s main responsibilities was to control the paperflow to the president’s desk (a hallmark of the Kelly era) in the hopes of curtailing the amount of fringe and far-right news articles and memos that used to flood Trump’s deskspace.

It was an initiative that routinely chafed the impulsive and stubborn president. According to two White House sources, Trump would bristle at Porter when he entered the Oval Office with large stacks of documents for the president to sign. Before long, Porter became synonymous in Trump’s mind with the mundane clerical work that his staffer would pile upon the Resolute Desk.

“Oh, here we go,” Trump would often sneer at Porter, papers in tow, as the president noticeably rolled his eyes before grabbing a pen.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

so we're to believe our current trump is trump restrained? I shiver to think what is going to happen without portman there to sieve the info into his mind. it's going to be fucking sunday morning twitter time all the time now.

akm, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:38 (seven years ago)

a “smooth transition” around Porter’s exit.


back sack and crack enthusiast i guess?

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVdB8bNU0AAcU4D.jpg

i love that everyone in this photo is doing their "thing"

omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

"Not sure about this film, we're going to need a little backstory on these characters, you can't get by on just their mannerisms."

omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)

particularly fond of lewandowski’s real-grip-action gi joe hands

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:55 (seven years ago)

(insert "Ocean's Eleven" style background music)

"We're gonna need a Boesky, two Andrettis, a Mooch and a... whatever that thing is."

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

"'I want to be very clear when I say this,' Willoughby said. 'I don't want to be married to him. I would not recommend anyone to date him or marry him. But I definitely want him in the White House and the position he is in. I think his integrity and ability to do his job is impeccable. And the majority of the issues he suffers from are very personal and intimate.'"

jfc we're never going to be rid of this scourge

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

The one thing I hate more than Trumps dumbass tweets is media doing a 'take' on it. Like this piece. All those words based on a 5 word tweet. Fuck off.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

"sure he beats the shit out of me but lookit, he's a bigoted sociopath and wields an inordinate mount of power right now. let's make sure we're focusing on what's really important"

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)

yea I still think dedicating several cable news cycles to "Did Hillary and Obama *really* create ISIS??" was the most infuriating moment of the election

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)

lol Chuck Todd worries that Pelosi's speech will make her the "target" of GOP ads in the fall. As if she wasn't already.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

Here are three Sen. Orrin Hatch statements on the abuse allegations against his former chief of staff Rob Porter.

Statement 1: Yesterday
Statement 2: 2 PM today
Statement 3: Just now pic.twitter.com/ZzmasJ4EMe

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 7, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

lol Chuck Todd worries that Pelosi's speech will make her the "target" of GOP ads in the fall. As if she wasn't already.

Chuck Todd is so stupid I seriously wonder if someone waters him during commercial breaks. I mean, the RNC's entire midterm playbook is (and has been for her entire tenure as Speaker and afterward) "If we haven't got anything specific on the Democrat in (insert local race here), just Photoshop 'em standing next to Pelosi."

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

sorry to belabor the obvious, but...so pelosi and schumer aren't in sync on this, are they? pelosi doesn't think they'll get a better chance on DACA than right now, by attaching it to the spending bill. schumer apparently either doesn't care about DACA or thinks that some sort of separate immigration deal is nigh?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 23:51 (seven years ago)

Pelosi has watched the Insane Clown (aka Freedom) Caucus in action for a while now and understands what would happen to any stand-alone immigration bill if it were introduced in the House and voted purely on its own merits.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 February 2018 00:46 (seven years ago)

isn't it more the issue that ryan would never let it go to the floor to be voted purely on its own merits? even if there's likely a majority coalition of republicans and democrats in favor? "hastert rule" etc...

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:39 (seven years ago)

even if pelosi does think that the stand-alone bill is doomed (she may very well be right), i guess i don't understand why she's not in lockstep with schumer. it seemed like pelosi/reid made tactical moves together, for better or worse.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:41 (seven years ago)

axl rose was right

maura, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

about sessions

maura, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

What defies law and common sense is Jeff Sessions himself.

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) January 17, 2018

maura, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

"the majority of the issues he suffers from are very personal and intimate." ouch

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)

I see someone's feeling the heat

Here’s the new statement from the chief of staff, saying he was “shocked” by allegations against Rob Porter: pic.twitter.com/WC7N96rH7g

— Elizabeth Landers (@ElizLanders) February 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:34 (seven years ago)

As was said on Twitter, "Nice to see that Captain Renault finally made four stars"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:35 (seven years ago)

Possible solutions [to increasing polarization based on polarized news sources]:

An emphasis on reviving local news outlets, which help us break out of our national filter bubbles.
More content from businesses and employers, which have a higher level of trust than the media.

the first isn't happening so long as sinclair broadcasting is breathing

the second is a terrifying possible future

woo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:22 (seven years ago)

In what world do businesses and employers elicit more trust than the media? I mean, I guess I trust them to tell me whatever they think will help their bottom line.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

Kelly clearly can't have been 'shocked' by this as CNN now reports he's known about this for months and it's one of the reasons the guy doesn't have security clearance. (Trump on the other hand did only learn about it this week). Is Kelly done for?

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/07/politics/rob-porter-white-house-who-knew/index.html

akm, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

In what world do businesses and employers elicit more trust than the media?

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, February 8, 2018 3:25 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

earth 2, which is the one we appear to inhabit

https://i.imgur.com/lyfEZ4A.png

http://cms.edelman.com/sites/default/files/2018-01/2018_Edelman_Trust_Barometer_Global_Report_Jan.PDF

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

it's easier to trust a devil that knows he's a devil than a devil that thinks he's a saint

Mordy, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

all alone, or in twos, the ones who really love you

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-intel-committee-gop-plan-to-wall-themselves-off-from-democrats-devin-nunes-adam-schiff/

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

haha I just read that piece

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

now see that's a wall I can believe in and would fund

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

new board avatar

https://i.imgur.com/VMVDZDP.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

Kelly clearly can't have been 'shocked' by this as CNN now reports he's known about this for months and it's one of the reasons the guy doesn't have security clearance. (Trump on the other hand did only learn about it this week). Is Kelly done for?

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/07/politics/rob-porter-white-house-who-knew/index.html

― akm, Thursday, February 8, 2018 3:33 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like nobody wanted to be the guy to read everything to president brain stem, bring him the executive sharpie and force him to do his job so they tolerated having this piece of garbage do it for as long as possible

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

lol

What CNN, MSNBC and FOX News are talking about right now ... pic.twitter.com/nFjljFNZnE

— John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner) February 8, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

In a sign of increasing partisan hostilities, Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee plan to construct a wall – a physical partition – separating Republican and Democratic staff members in the committee’s secure spaces, according to multiple committee sources. It’s expected to happen this spring.

For now, some Republican committee members deny knowing anything about it, while strongly suggesting the division is the brainchild of the committee’s chairman, Devin Nunes, R-California. “I’m not part of that decision,” said Rep. Mike Conaway, R-Texas. “You’ve got to talk to Devin. I don’t know what they’re trying to do one way or the other.”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-intel-committee-gop-plan-to-wall-themselves-off-from-democrats-devin-nunes-adam-schiff/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:06 (seven years ago)

And they're gonna make Mexico pay for it

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:16 (seven years ago)

Let's construct the wall, and then the side of the wall which is occupied by those who initiated the wall gets napalmed. How about that.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

party leader's call for bipartisanship already have an effect eh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:40 (seven years ago)

they are literally creating a safe space to stop other people from creating safe spaces

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

New: House Dem leadership urging their members to vote against budget bill because it “fails to provide a path forward on protecting DREAMers"

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) February 8, 2018

From the House Dem whip notice:

"Unlike in the Senate, there is no agreement that the House will even consider legislation to protect DREAMers."

"By leaving this vital issue unresolved, this package leaves DREAMers isolated, without a path to resolution in the House."

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) February 8, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

Gee, is @SenGillibrand so busy being outraged about @alfranken that she has no time to say anything about #RobPorter, a serial wife-beater, easily blackmailed, who controlled the flow of classified information to @realDonaldTrump

— Jeffrey Toobin (@JeffreyToobin) February 8, 2018

what on earth

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

its been 12 hours

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)

House Intel feud sounds like the worst family car trip back seat sibling squabbling ever. Someone needs to pull that car over, stat.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

Later, Manigault Newman — a former contestant on Trump’s former NBC reality show, “The Apprentice" - says she can’t wash her hands of the White House turmoil even though she’d like to.

“It’s not my circus, not my monkeys,” she tells Matthews. “You know, I like to say ‘not my problem,’ but I can’t say that because it’s bad.”

Matthews, looking increasingly worried, then tries to seek reassurance about the future of the Trump White House.

“I need you to say, ‘No, it’s going to be okay,' ” Matthews says.

“No, it’s not going to be okay, it’s not,” Manigault Newman responds.

Matthews lets out a big sigh.

“It’s so bad,” Manigault Newman says.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

"i mean, they hired me," says Manigault Newman, pausing for emphasis. "Think about it."

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

I almost get the feeling they never hired her, she just showed up every day (like Michael Wolff) and everyone just assumed she worked there. I mean, her title - "director of communications at the Office of Public Liaison" - that's clearly not a real position.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

she and wolff just kind of walked in together one day and both said that the other had cleared it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6m5UqLx9M

omar little, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

In better news, erstwhile metalhead and health justice advocate Tim Faust wrote a very good thing today.

“Healthcare over politics” is easy to tweet when you don’t have to spend dozens of hours a week pleading with insurers for basic care. It is the domain of those who view justice as the result of incremental policy fixes, debated about in salons by Very Serious People compromising to build a mythical Third Way toward a shared goal—a notion of America as debate club. While the dweebs twiddle their thumbs and hope for a slightly better tomorrow, they ignore the brutality and severity of the consequences forced upon the masses by Republicans who understand in their bones that politics is about manifesting power. Health justice — the reform of 18% of our national economy — is inherently political. These are the policy choices which determine who is permitted to live and die in America; whose suffering is afforded dignity; whose bodies are made safe to inhabit.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:17 (seven years ago)

Sherman's on a roll

Trump is furious that Kelly did not tell him about Porter abuse allegations for months, sources say. Kushner and Ivanka discussing who could replace Kelly as chief of staff. https://t.co/benL2hKSL3

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) February 8, 2018

Hicks continued to defend Porter in private, a source said, telling people she thinks the allegations aren’t true. In recent weeks, Trump has been angry at Hicks for her role in approving interviews with Michael Wolff

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

I dunno sounds like weak cover for prez

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

rapist furious that he was not alerted to presence of second rapist

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)

"I told you rape is MY thing!"

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

sorry, wife-beater

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

but also probably rapist, I'll stop now

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

are there a lot of twice-divorced mormons y/n

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

"Don Jr. defends Trump: He has rapper friends"

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/02/07/trump-jr-dad-not-a-racist-daily-caller-meeks-reax-sot-nr.cnn

A friend of mine remarked that the headline has an extra p in it.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)

some of my best friends are rappers

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Was thinking this.

Pretty incredible that Raj Shah admitted the WH made mistakes over the last couple of days. This WH and this president rarely ever do that.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) February 8, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

xp same here, but I spell it with a c

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

xp i liked colbert's response to this last night:
http://imgur.com/a/c2fwy

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2mTY8BI.png

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

Pretty incredible that Raj Shah admitted the WH made mistakes over the last couple of days. This WH and this president rarely ever do that.

how long until we see "BREAKING NEWS: RAJ SHAH FIRED"?

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Getting pretty tired of reading endless takes about how hypocritical the GOP is on deficits. The time to call them out on their deficit BS was 2009. Better to just say the spineless Democrats got played, and will probably fall for the same line again if they ever get back into power.

Moodles, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

kelly's handling of porter is obviously appalling, but it's not *that* bad compared to many things this whitehouse has deliberately done or accidentally screwed up. even the apologetic tone is weird. clearly the knives are out for kelly internally, or there's more porter news coming.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

The time to call them out on their deficit BS was 2009 1981.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

We became a debtor nation under St. Ronnie of Erehwon in 1986.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

That's not wrong, but the dems had a fine opportunity to show some backbone when Obama came into office.

xxp

It's pretty bad

Moodles, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

Appears that Sessions will outlast Kelly, even after all the withering attacks on Jefferson Davis Sessions that Trump launched last summer. Lesson: the closer your office is to Trump's, the shorter your tenure. If I were on the Cabinet, I'd be sure to sit as far from him as I could and keep my mouth shut.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

meanwhile in the background there's a big budget deal sans immigration that's about to pass

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:23 (seven years ago)

thanks, schumer.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

not even surprised by that

akm, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

meanwhile in the background there's a big budget deal sans immigration that's about to pass

About to pass ... the Senate. Probably. But the House? Dunno about that. Or Trump? No idea.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:33 (seven years ago)

i get the feeling that the debate on the house dem side is who and how many get to vote against it while still having enough of them vote for it to pass. but i guess we'll find out tonight

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)

pelosi wasn't exactly leading the charge against it

"I’m pleased with the product, I’m not pleased with the process," Pelosi told reporters Thursday, later adding she plans to vote against the bill but confirmed she isn't formally whipping against it. "I’m just telling people why I’m voting the way I’m voting."

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)

This is a pantomime. Opposing House Dems, slightly more lib than their Senate counterparts, get to go home and tell Dreamers that they voted against it. And the highest ranking Dem keeps her lib credentials.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:47 (seven years ago)

tbh i'm not sure about what's better for the fate of DACA - to demand that a resolution be included as part of the budget deal, or to decouple the issue and make it a separate, simpler fight. but it's very frustrating to have schumer/pelosi/hoyer all moving independently instead of in lockstep. i can't imagine it's an effective bargaining strategy (but admit i have no fucking clue), but it also sends a really weird message to democratic voters: what is the democratic position on this? schumer's or pelosi's? or someone else's?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:48 (seven years ago)

rand paul going full rand paul atm losing his shit on senate floor

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

What's he Randing about? Spending?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)

yep, not sure of this is a genuine filibuster or just good tv opportunity

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

has tightened up his hair game a little bit tho

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

"Let me tell you all, being tackled while gardening does wonders for a man!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

ha! he's talking about the FEMA contract for 350 million meals in Puerto Rico that went to the clueless person who went to a wedding caterer for help.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

it seems that rand paul has identified things that he views as wasteful spending

veeery interesting

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:22 (seven years ago)

god, what a tool

i remember a guilty lol during one of the republican primary debates when trump openly made fun of rand paul's hair. and i don't even care about his hair. but damn it was funny to watch him have to deal with it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)

(in addition to guilty, it was also a strange lol because of the spectacle of someone famous for having bad hair (trump) making fun of someone else for the same problem)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)

ha it'd be like if he called someone a liar or crooked!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

ok he is actually gonna run the clock down, there's gonna be a shutdown

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

wonder if this whiny ambulatory sac de douche will have the stones to call out Donnie’s little toy soldier temper tantrum parade

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

someone beat his ass again pls

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

xpost That's what I would do if I were Rand Paul. That's why Rand Paul exists! It would be like Ted Cruz not being an asshole. He's Ted Cruz, of course he's an asshole!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

(it’s on mute in the gym and I just can’t stomach listening to his voice. my apologies to Raayynd if he’s already hit it)

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

WH says prepare for shutdown.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

Rand is such a sanctimonious piece of shit. He should fire himself to save money.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

the saving grace here thank god is that we have a president who knows how to make deals, one of the great dealmakers

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

Slippery shits like Ted Cruz are one thing, but dudes who vote to cut a trillion in taxes, instantly inflating the deficit, who then complain about the deficit, that's a different kind of shit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)

Xpost not sure what the report is, but if there’s 24 hours to go til a shutdown, you should always prepare, right?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)

Not 24 hours to go, 5 hours, right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:45 (seven years ago)

I assume Rand got some opiates when he broke all those ribs. Someone should give him some more. Chill out, dude. You're not making any sense.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:49 (seven years ago)

He is currently railing against $300K apparently spent to see if Japanese quail are more sexually promiscuous on cocaine.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:56 (seven years ago)

He's done ranting, so I guess ... life goes on.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

It is an unavoidable fact of life that our national politics are currently gone to shit. It will have to be addressed locally, in thousands of counties, by tens of thousands of unpaid and underpaid activists.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

When both parties are happy, they're usually looting the Treasury. And that's what this bill does.

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) February 8, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

G.K. Butterfield says Dems are overwhelmingly opposed to the deal. He guesses there are only 40 or 50 Dems in support of the bill.

That very well could sink this bill.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) February 8, 2018


Rep. Yarmouth said it would be hard if Republicans need 75 Dem votes. I asked about, say, 40. He said that's doable. So, somewhere between 40 and 75 Dem votes for this.

— Jim Newell (@jim_newell) February 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (seven years ago)

"It's not going to be okay."

omarosa otm btw

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:00 (seven years ago)

wow, i just now read about the pathetic defensive mike pence tweets about Adam Rippon (https://splinternews.com/mike-pence-is-having-a-full-blown-meltdown-over-being-c-1822837382)

also...when did pence start saying #FAKENEWS ? is that a new development or has he been doing it all along?

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:04 (seven years ago)

Pretty sure he gets a kickback every time it's a used.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:12 (seven years ago)

we're just a couple years away from a trump-funded state newspaper called FAKENEWS which 30% of the country habitually reads without irony

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:14 (seven years ago)

but we've got FOX.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:18 (seven years ago)

FAKENEWS has won more Fake News Awards than any other, but Fake News "media" ignores! Fake!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:19 (seven years ago)

no, we never said fakenews was a bad thing. we just said it was always there but no one wanted to talk about it. you better believe we're talking about fakenews, which we're seeing more and more of, and you can subscribe now so you don't miss a thing

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:20 (seven years ago)

but we've got FOX.

...and the print tabloid industry, which is also in Two Scoop's pockets.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:26 (seven years ago)

Chris Hayes hammering Luis Gutierrez about the muddled Dem message, reminding him/them that Ryan needs the Dems to pass the budget more than he needs the GOP.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:38 (seven years ago)

pence'll say whatever shit keeps him in the mix

j., Friday, 9 February 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

headline at NYT is

Paul Holds Up Vote on Budget; Shutdown Now Appears Likely

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:47 (seven years ago)

Lmao

Last 3 hours, bunch of Rs reaching out unsolicited to echo that sense of disgust — wishing they hadn’t stayed on the Hill to see this day, ashamed they look so nakedly hypocritical, wondering what their party even stands for anymore.

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) February 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:58 (seven years ago)

#schumershu... oh wait, #Trumpsh .... #pelosishutdown? #paulshutdown!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:59 (seven years ago)

the people cry out for bold leadership from Senator Skepta

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 02:08 (seven years ago)

Wondering what their party even stands for anymore? Give me a break. As McConnell clearly told them nearly a decade ago, it stands for getting, keeping and using power. Nothing else.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:12 (seven years ago)

you forgot keeping brown people out

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

I don't get what they're so worked up about? Are they pissed about a deal that might get a few Dem votes?

Moodles, Friday, 9 February 2018 03:07 (seven years ago)

Trump griping to Priebus about Kelly and asking others what they think of Mick Mulvaney as chief of staff. https://t.co/xRzspSsjFB pic.twitter.com/tHbvnRtAMP

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) February 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:17 (seven years ago)

Doesn't he have two jobs already?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 03:24 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/ba6epQY2PI

— Dave Weigel 🦅 (@daveweigel) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 03:38 (seven years ago)

Make sure to click through for the punchline.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 03:38 (seven years ago)

oh man

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Friday, 9 February 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

someone really wants kelly out https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/08/john-kelly-rob-porter-security-clearance-400987

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:01 (seven years ago)

we have a shutdown btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:11 (seven years ago)

Just to recap:

This week: spousal abuse
One week ago: the memo.
two weeks ago: Trump moved to fire Mueller, against lawyer's wishes
three weeks ago: shutdown!
four weeks ago: "shithole" and porn star payoff
five weeks ago: "Fire and Fury" and Bannon excommunication
six weeks ago: New Year's Day

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)

you have to kind of admire rand paul's commitment to pissing people off

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 04:13 (seven years ago)

I bet he got in a bit of golf, too.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:13 (seven years ago)

we also have a "stock market correction" so the shutdown of the government isn't even the top story on nyt, whattatimetobealive

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:14 (seven years ago)

#shutdown2electricboogaloo trending

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:14 (seven years ago)

i do appreciate him making a grand show of calling out the GOP's hypocrisy on the deficit (even if he didn't have any problem passing a massive tax cut and adding to the deficit a few weeks ago)

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 04:15 (seven years ago)

I love how the stock market correction is just kind of an addendum to this nonstop bullshit. "And to top it all off ... "

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 04:16 (seven years ago)

btw in case anyone missed it, this ran in The Albuquerque Journal today; they had to issue an apology almost immediately

DACA, Dreamers, Illegal, Immigration, Trump, Delonas, Sean, Cartoon, pic.twitter.com/X4NrNTeBLR

— sean delonas (@seandelonas) February 4, 2018

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Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:17 (seven years ago)

Senators are still expected to vote in favor of a far-reaching budget deal in a series of votes that will begin around 1 a.m. The House is to follow before daybreak, though the outcome in that chamber is less certain. If the House approves the deal, the government would have reopened before the work day begins.

So ... if the House approves and Trump signs, this is over by morning. If the House punts or Trump fucks it up (again), more shutdown.

Didn't Groundhog's Day happen already?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 04:21 (seven years ago)

wow that cartoon wtf

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:39 (seven years ago)

some very fine cartoonists on both sides

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 9 February 2018 04:43 (seven years ago)

Hicks has been dating disgraced former White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter.[31]

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 9 February 2018 08:56 (seven years ago)

sean delonas is fucking gross. he was in-house at the new york post for more than 20 years. extrapolate from that.

maura, Friday, 9 February 2018 12:23 (seven years ago)

Insane that that was published

treeship 2, Friday, 9 February 2018 12:36 (seven years ago)

Hicks has been dating disgraced former White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter.[31]

― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie),

Do white house colleages usually date one another? When I was an RA in college I was dating another RA and we had to keep it a secret and that job was considerably lower stakes than this

treeship 2, Friday, 9 February 2018 12:38 (seven years ago)

I don't know whether I'm more offended by the cartoon, or by the cartoonist tweeting a string of SEO keywords.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 9 February 2018 12:45 (seven years ago)

Gotta respect the hustle

treeship 2, Friday, 9 February 2018 12:47 (seven years ago)

Back to Porter though. He’s obviously a fucking monster. The White House’s equivocal response to this is stunning.

treeship 2, Friday, 9 February 2018 13:00 (seven years ago)

It is?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 13:03 (seven years ago)

their equivocal response has, frankly, grabbed me by the pussy

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 February 2018 13:04 (seven years ago)

It’s in character but it’s fucked up. I think people should note that Kelly’s response has been one of the worst, saying he felt privileged to have served alongside him, etc. people think these military guys are the voice of reason in the admin but kelly is a noted misogynist — he made a reallt weird series of comments in the wake of Weinstein too

treeship 2, Friday, 9 February 2018 13:10 (seven years ago)

recognized in 2017, 2016, AND 2011 by misogynists' monthly

j., Friday, 9 February 2018 13:26 (seven years ago)

John Kelly is as big an asshole as his dad and nothing these creatures says surprises me anymore.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 13:27 (seven years ago)

Pentagon got more dough than Yam asked for so THAT's good!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 13:50 (seven years ago)

Had no idea Gene Kelly had such a poor reputation.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 13:54 (seven years ago)

Re: the budget, it seems on first scan that the Dems did get a lot out of this, a lot of what they wanted in their so-called "better deal," like a much longer extension of CHIP and lots of other domestic spending. That's in part what pissed off Rand Paul. Have no idea, strategically, what separating immigration does, except rid the Dems of leverage and make it harder to pass any positive immigration legislation.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

Heh:

“When Rand Paul pulls a stunt like this, it easy to understand why it's difficult to be Rand Paul's next door neighbor,” Dent told Politico.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I'm still surprised about all the dark mutterings and conspiracy theories around that altercation. Paul getting into a fight with his neighbor over lawn maintenance is just about the most believable thing ever.

Moodles, Friday, 9 February 2018 14:10 (seven years ago)

you're not going to live next door to Rand Paul for any reasonable length of time without having a go at him

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 14:20 (seven years ago)

I bet he has bad breath.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

I want to not think about these people any more than necessary but I'm a little curious if Hicks and Porter are going to keep dating. "Hi honey, how was work?"

Good luck to those crazy kids.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 14:23 (seven years ago)

The bit where she had to draft the WH statement that Kelly wanted to defend Porter made me feel sorry for her for a bit.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 February 2018 14:29 (seven years ago)

btw congrats to the Dems for more meaningless grandstanding before ultimately caving yet again, I'm sure they won't pull the football away next time

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:00 (seven years ago)

eh, there was meaningless grandstanding on both sides this time. and I'm not sure it's fair to call it caving, when they was little doubt it was going to pass. With Democrat support.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

Pleasant bunch of people

a) senior WH officials, incl. Porter, were blaming Lewandowski, fairly or not, as they were reaching out to Hatch to get a statement (w/out telling Hatch exactly what the allegations were)

b) Corey has indeed been trying to ratfuck Rob on other things!https://t.co/cbUU05ed8q

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

he's talking about the FEMA contract for 350 million meals in Puerto Rico that went to the clueless person who went to a wedding caterer for help.

― Karl Malone, Thursday, February 8, 2018 11:13 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i hadn't heard about this but have now discovered this delightful detail on this unfortunately in-over-her-head individual

She is the an author of several books: Daily Reflections of Life: A Book of Affirmations for the Ambitious (2010), Prayers of a Faithful Woman (2011), Anger: How to Control It So It Won’t Control You (2014) and Beware: The Risks to Faith Based organizations regarding political advocacy and corporate sponsorship (October 2018 Release).

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:11 (seven years ago)

beware indeed

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:12 (seven years ago)

Corey seems like the Trumpiest of them all. He hits people, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

Well, they preserved their leverage on DACA.

And then they successfully created a situation where Dem votes were needed in the House so the threat of using it was credible.

So the plan was looking good.

And then they … didn’t do it. https://t.co/6pgTBqKPS5

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 9, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

I guess the only leverage the Dems still have is that Trump really really wants this wall. they should just make it a straight-up tit-for-tat and call his bluff: the wall in exchange for DACA. I know it's really shitty to gamble with people's lives like that but at this point the only other scenario I see is the GOP just asking for more and more concessions until they get everything they want.

evol j, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

i'm not a master negotiator, but i don't see why the wall is acceptable for any dem under any circumstances -- dude spent two years screaming about how mexico was going to pay for it, let him work it out

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

exactly

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

they should just make it a straight-up tit-for-tat and call his bluff: the wall in exchange for DACA.

isn't this exactly what he wants? the DACA/dreamer thing is despicable (in part) because most people (apart from the far right) agree that they shouldn't be deported. the wall in exchange for DACA is a dream scenario for trump and (almost all of) the right - they get their big stupid prize in exchange for protecting dreamers, something that shouldn't have been up for debate in the first place.

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)

No matter of the outrage, the Democrats are still the minority party. And their powers extremely limited right now. The real gamble is the elections in 8 months. Talk about representative democracy in action, a vote for Democrats in November is a vote for impeachment, DACA, pretty much anything the Democrats want. Though even if the Democrats got the Senate and the House, they still need a veto-proof majority, I don't know what that number is.

The flip side is, if the Democrats fail to make significant gains in November, then pretty much game over.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)

for that matter, a vote for the Democrats in November is a vote to undo or limit any compromises made before then.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

Schumer probably gonna negotiate a deal in which the Dreamers physically build the wall in exchange for a clean DACA vote

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

afaik there have been a number of bipartisan proposals put forth that won protections for Dreamers in exchange for the wall PLUS onerous changes to legal migration, and those offers were still rejected by the White House.

evol j, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

that's insane

every Congressional Democrat needs to have "DACA has the votes. The wall does not" tattooed on their foreheads

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

Immigration reform has mostly been rejected by GOP house leadership because of the Hastert rule, iirc. If Dems take the house, comprehensive immigration reform should be first priority.

Frederik B, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

the wall in exchange for DACA is a dream scenario for trump

Maybe it was, but now he, Miller, Kelly, Freedom caucus and others also want legal immigration cut in half, diversity immigration ended, family relative chain migration changed, etc

curmudgeon, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:52 (seven years ago)

do these idiots ever spend one second thinking about the pure logistical nightmare of apprehending and deporting nearly a million people who pay taxes and have families

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)

Thousands of ICE agents just achieved simultaneous climax thanks to that post.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)

hey, if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know. there is a very close family member that has pledged to apologize to me if she ever finds out that someone was deported that isn't a criminal. trump only cares about deporting the criminals, he doesn't want to deport the non-criminals (says she)

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:03 (seven years ago)

I'll save you the time and just say "they were here illegally, so technically they were criminals the whole time"

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:06 (seven years ago)

Any right-thinking children of undocumented immigrants would immediately leave their criminal families and start crawling toward their home country as soon as they're ambulatory.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)

(And, naturally, report their parents as soon as they've mastered basic sentence construction.)

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

i can see how you guys stay high on the Dems, zero expectations makes it easy peasy.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)

Sorry, which strawmen itt are 'high on the Dems' again?

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

I mean yes, when two options are proffered, I prefer a gutshot to a (explicitly racist) headshot but not by a whole helluva lot.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:27 (seven years ago)

the Dems are basically useless but they're not pure evil so yes I will be voting and canvassing for them every time

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

I mean, you've been beating that drum for years, Morbs, but rarely do I see much in the way of actual excitement about the Dems around these parts.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)

let me rephrase; i see "but but but" above for last night instead of deserved castigation

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

Morgan Stanley analysts expect companies to pass only 13% of Trump tax cut savings directly to workers, vs 43% to share buybacks.

For manufacturers, it's 9% / 47%. pic.twitter.com/J3RCJjPJhr

— Jim Tankersley (@jimtankersley) February 9, 2018

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)

woohoo, about $92 more in take-home per month for me. I am winning.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

nah Morbs I totally support tossing out Pelosi, Hoyer, and everyone else in this party more obsessed with decorum than basic humanity. this party needs young blood, they need attack dogs, and most of all they need people with actual conviction. feel like the entire party clapped so hard at Michelle's "when they go low, we go high" line that it damaged their brains and now we're in a situation where Dems have to apologize profusely for accepting Harvey Weinstein's money while Steve Wynn (who *actually* worked for the RNC) can step down without any such scrutiny. bring on the Randy Bryces, I say

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/gFwZfXIqD0eNW/giphy.gif

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)

I still have an attachment to Pelosi (a) the only Dem with any power to call bullshit (b) the only one who can hold a caucus together. Wednesday's performance hasn't really soured me. Hell, if someone wants to challenge her, by all means.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:54 (seven years ago)

Even if every Dem voted no (including red-state ones), and the government was shutdown (for however long), I don't think Ryan would have moved on DACA.

curmudgeon, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

Breaking —> In this morning’s senior staff meeting, Kelly offered account of Porter exit that some White House aides consider untrue. My latest with @jdawsey1https://t.co/pIUEDmL2vE

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) February 9, 2018

"some consider untrue"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

That is a perfect story/photo combination.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)

Even if every Dem voted no (including red-state ones), and the government was shutdown (for however long), I don't think Ryan would have moved on DACA.

Exactly. Ryan is a cultist. Nothing will change his mind about anything, so he - not Pelosi - must be removed from power.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Trump says he wishes aide accused of domestic violence well, hopes he’ll have a great career ahead of him.

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) February 9, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)

also: very sad time for him, remember he said he was innocent

unsurprisingly, no mention of the ex-wives

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

Wait, that's not a joke?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

NEW: President Trump says former White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter is "innocent and I think you have to remember that ... we absolutely wish him well." Porter resigned from his role amid allegations of abuse https://t.co/qVQ3I3Yo8t pic.twitter.com/MikaC2ZaBA

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 9, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)

^ i don't believe that's correct, he said "he said he was innocent" not that it makes any difference

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

true, which i imagine is why that tweet's been deleted

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

ah

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

I think that, in ordinary times, I'd characterize the whole Porter affair as a sign of moral turpitude. (Antique phrase.) But today, I'm inclined to shrug -- which I know is wrong. Deviancy has been defined down, down.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) February 9, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

Oh Jay, whither your standards.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

aw pep up jay, i'm sure your sense of morality will return as soon as it's politically convenient

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

actually might as well tweet that at him, i'm back on twitter, that's what it's for

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

go for it!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

~democracy in action~

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

(Democratic) party needs young blood, they need attack dogs

otmfm. this is a wide-open opportunity for some savvy politicians. and some superficial opportunists, too. but that is just part of the game and you have to expect it.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)

hey, if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know.

Possibly relevant in the future? -- http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/02/trump-may-try-to-deport-legal-immigrants-who-get-benefits.html

WilliamC, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

Ah, of course

YOU CAN'T SEE IT ON CAMERA, BUT ...

Our producer says John Kelly and Hope Hicks were in the Oval Office for this moment -- https://t.co/EAdySAvTbj

— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

Guys, I really think we should give the benefit of the doubt when a white male (and only a white male) proclaims his innocence.

Bittersweet Meh (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

given the President's statement you wouldn't even know a woman was involved

frogbs, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

hey, if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know. there is a very close family member that has pledged to apologize to me if she ever finds out that someone was deported that isn't a criminal. trump only cares about deporting the criminals, he doesn't want to deport the non-criminals (says she)

― Karl Malone, Friday, February 9, 2018 11:03 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dunno how serious you are here but my friend is an immigration lawyer and could provide more than a few

im also (hopefully) gonna be testifying at some hearings and if they don't work out I'll let you know

gbx, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

Light Friday News: http://www.scmp.com/news/asia/article/2132798/donald-trump-and-kim-jong-un-impersonators-thrown-out-winter-olympics

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

White House was gonna release the Democratic rep Schiff memo today I thought (the response to Nunes one); now they're saying "soon"

curmudgeon, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

apparently kelly has offered to resign. there is more to this.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

You mean beyond months of reports that Trump and his kids don't like him?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

Abt the Dem memo, I think the five days run out tomorrow. My understanding is that the WH does not release it but declines to prevent its release (?) after which it's back in the hands of the House

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:38 (seven years ago)

Saw some report about the WH choosing instead to release ... a letter?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

We opened it up and etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

Some wingnut conspiracy types grumbling on twitter that Democrat memo has too many footnotes (and that the text in the footnotes will endanger national security)!

curmudgeon, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

You mean beyond months of reports that Trump and his kids don't like him?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 9, 2018 4:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe that's it. but my money is on more background check stuff he's been sitting on.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

Really looking forward to Kelly being described as "a minor Executive Branch functionary - he brought us coffee once or twice."

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Friday news dump twist!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/09/us/politics/rachel-brand-justice-department.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 21:55 (seven years ago)

This is not necessarily bad news. Brand is a graduate of Antonin Scalia Law School at George Mason, not sure who they might find right of her.

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

Wonder if she knows the position she was about to be put in and got cold feet

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:00 (seven years ago)

Yeah, kinda my take.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:00 (seven years ago)

Well, the Solicitor General is next in line, Trump appointee and Heritage Foundation favorite who clerked for Scalia. Ugly stuff here:

https://www.law.com/nationallawjournal/almID/1202798444611/?slreturn=20180109171119

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:13 (seven years ago)

post-truth

It is hard for any of us to know much about the world firsthand, and that’s particularly true of the political world. We must decide whom to trust. And we make those decisions based in part on our party affiliation, our ideology, the people we admire and the groups we belong to.

What that means is there is no final arbiter in the public debate, no reliable vehicle through which confusion is corrected, through which arguments are scored and judgments rendered. And so much of the war is over whom to trust, and in that, Republicans are making real gains. A new Axios/SurveyMonkey poll found that only 38 percent of Republicans now approve of the FBI — a staggering drop in trust that will help the Trump administration withstand revelations that emerge in part out of FBI investigations.

This is the logic of alternative facts, which is a strategy of base mobilization rather than persuasion. You don’t need to win the argument. You don’t need to even have the facts. All you need is to offer your side an alternative story in which to believe, a story that makes you sound trustworthy and your enemies untrustworthy. And over the past week, Fox News and Donald Trump have done exactly that.

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

Useful cover if so

**BREAKING**
Fox News can confirm Rachel Brand is stepping down as Associate Attorney General, the number 3 position at the DOJ. A friend of Brand’s says Rachel was, “not looking to leave,” but was approached by a Fortune 500 company with a “dream job.” #FoxNews

— Jake Gibson (@JakeBGibson) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

dang, she was going to have a chance to oversee the mueller investigation if she just could have hung around another couple months, she must be so disappointed about having to miss that

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

hiyo

🚨 Exclusive by James Risen: U.S. secretly negotiated with Russians to buy stolen NSA documents — and the Russians offered Trump-related material, too https://t.co/cdW4OyFbCs

— David S. Joachim (@davidjoachim) February 9, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

KY Trump campaign head pleading guilty to multiple counts of sex trafficking.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

Not sure if this Thursday item was mentioned here:

https://www.courthousenews.com/senate-panel-approves-engelhardt-for-5th-circuit-three-others/

4 folks got approved by the Senate Judiciary committee for dreamjobs as district or circuit judges in the federal court system

One was involved in the Bush era torture memos but wouldn't discuss his role

One for a circuit level appeals position despite some senators’ concerns about rulings he handed down in favor of employers in sexual harassment and discrimination cases

One who said in handling a case that: evolution “isn’t proven fact” and that schools should allow students to provide different perspectives

curmudgeon, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

Turning into a busy day here

Deputy chief of staff Jim Carroll is leaving the West Wing, as first reported by CNN.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)

Scoop: Deputy CoS Jim Carroll expected to leave West Wing & will be announced as early as today as drug czar nominee. Departure will leave another hole in senior WH ranks, with news coming days after Porter's resignation https://t.co/rO6rIt7VYQ

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) February 9, 2018

He was also supposed to be Kelly’s deputy replacing Nielsen, but that didn’t work out https://t.co/5ACl3KUldC

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 9, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

people who died

mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:58 (seven years ago)

i was tryin to get too fancy with that joke

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:59 (seven years ago)

Brand leaving to become Global governance director at Walmart, whatever that job is. That's her dream job, that thing that she couldn't resist?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 February 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

Pay enough bank, sure.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

Global governance director at Walmart, whatever that job is.

i think that's the one where you deal with all the lawsuits in other countries that your company is exploiting

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

That Intercept story is essentially impenetrable. It's interesting, but there's no way to tell who's doing what and why, or what may or may be in any supposed files. I respect James Risen as a reporter, so I imagine he knows a lot more than what's in that story (but he doesn't have enough verification to publish right now). But as written, it could be important or it could be totally meaningless.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 9 February 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)

FYI from upthread: George Mason's law school was only recently renamed. I know graduates of it who were decidedly NOT down with it being named for Scalia. So it's not like every GMU law grad said "Scalia! I like the sound of that!" It's not Bob Jones University or Liberty.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

ok gotcha. Anyway Brand is big in Federalist Society and worked under Alberto Gonzalez, will be right at home w/ the Waltons

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 23:48 (seven years ago)

Another out. David Sorensen, speechwriter.

A second White House aide has resigned amid past domestic abuse allegations, which he denies https://t.co/sehSn0jDss

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 10, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 February 2018 00:50 (seven years ago)

Trump now won’t release Democratic memo unless it’s changed, per Dawsey at Washington Post . MSNBC now covering this late Friday news dump.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 10 February 2018 00:59 (seven years ago)

wow

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:12 (seven years ago)

i guess joke's on anybody who is surprised by this...but I am surprised by this

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:13 (seven years ago)

chuckled at this dig in the Yahoo News article I read:

The GOP memo — which alleges liberal bias among mostly Republican law enforcement officials at the Justice Department and FBI — was part of a long-standing effort by the president’s allies to undermine special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into ties between Russia and the Trump campaign.

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:20 (seven years ago)

lol so basically he didn't read or know anything about any of the memos, and someone finally prevailed upon him to listen to a summary of the dem memo and so he's only now realizing it's an explicit denunciation of nunes's bullshit process.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:24 (seven years ago)

The NYT has a clearer and firmer account of the wild spy saga Risen described in The Intercept: https://t.co/QEyrXDSzPf

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 10, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:30 (seven years ago)

The Russian claimed to have access to a staggering collection of secrets that included everything from the computer code for the cyberweapons stolen from the N.S.A. and C.I.A. to what he said was a video of Mr. Trump consorting with prostitutes in a Moscow hotel room in 2013, according to American and European officials and the Russian, who agreed to be interviewed in Germany on the condition of anonymity. There remains no evidence that such a video exists

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:32 (seven years ago)

i can't figure out what is more important to think about right now. classic friday night dump

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/very-turbulent-trump-and-white-house-consumed-with-turmoil-amid-abuse-allegations/2018/02/09/aa377d12-0dd8-11e8-8890-372e2047c935_story.html

Aides described a resulting level of dysfunction not experienced behind the scenes at the White House since the early months of Trump’s presidency. Dormant ­rivalries have come alive, with suspicions swirling about some of the most senior officials and the roles they apparently played in protecting Porter.

“People are using it to their advantage,” one West Wing aide said. “If you hate Kelly, this is your moment. Hope’s enemies are using it to go after her.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:00 (seven years ago)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/09/politics/democratic-memo-trump-wont-declassify/index.html

curmudgeon, Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

xps to caek: "consorting with prostitutes" seems generous in the extreme. He's not a gallant swain. He doesn't "consort."

Even "cavorting" would imply some level of whimsy and/or joy, neither of which I can imagine being brought to the party by that individual.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:15 (seven years ago)

few days old but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/06/politics/pennsylvania-gerrymandering-impeachment/index.html

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)

“Cris Dush”

barreras, Saturday, 10 February 2018 02:26 (seven years ago)

just in case you were wondering what it looked like,

https://i.imgur.com/ArkMai5.png

the trump era

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 03:13 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/9aqYmr7.jpg

David Sorensen denies his former wife's allegations he was violent and emotionally abusive.

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:43 (seven years ago)

yeah I'm sure she's just mistaken about that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 February 2018 10:30 (seven years ago)

never forget

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-me-feel-violated-during-sex

this is all a circus. trump himself is a spousal abuser and worse.

treeship 2, Saturday, 10 February 2018 12:42 (seven years ago)

so kelly will step down for not getting rid of a guy who is a monster, but no more so than kelly's boss, the democratically elected president. and then trump will still be president. and this will burnish the administration's reputation apparently.

treeship 2, Saturday, 10 February 2018 12:43 (seven years ago)

morning, treesh!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 12:47 (seven years ago)

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2018/02/gop-best-people

I keep thinking that these are the things we’re finding out now. A decade from now articles about the Republican Party during this period will merit a warning to keep a receptacle for vomit handy.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 14:42 (seven years ago)

He could've written that sentence in 2006.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 14:47 (seven years ago)

I think that’s the point isn’t it?

(Shakezula is a lady)

El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

so now that Rachel Brand resigned to go work for the Trump-supporting Waltons, is former supreme court justice Antonin Scalia (blessed be his strict constructionist memory!) clerk Noel Francisco going to fire assistant attorney general rod rosenstein? will noble patriot Carter Page finally be freed of the dastardly democrat cloud of suspicion raised by the nefarious FISA court? are we a banana republic yet?

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

I think it's the other way around—Rosenstein, in refusing to fire Mueller, could be fired or forced to resign; at which point investigation oversight would fall to next-in-line Francisco, who would have the liberty to curtail the investigation or fire Mueller. (Unless a new Associate Attorney General is appointed in the meantime), and yeah I think there is a decent chance of all this happening

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

i.e. back to the Saturday Night Massacre.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

yep

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

pointless personal anecdote: last week i had family over and they stated that "the silent majority" would elect republicans this november, even if the polls don't show it. i mentioned the connection to richard nixon and they didn't know what i was talking about. on that same day i mentioned the saturday night massacre, connecting what trump is doing to what nixon did. they had no idea what i was talking about re: nixon, even though they were both adults when it happened.

"history: it's just made up stuff for losers that can't be trusted"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

Call me petty and juvenile but I’ve started thinking lately that someday Trump will be dead and buried and there will have to be some way for me to pee on his grave, even if I have to smuggle a bottle of urine somewhere

joygoat, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

xp I have no idea how you do it, man

El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

it remains astonishing that after decades of republican red-baiting (democrats are communists! socialists!) it is unseemly post-obama to be concerned about the republican president's incredibly suspicious ties to russia (who hacked our voter roles and continues to spam twitter and facebook on the republican president's behalf). the gaslighting is epic, sublime even

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

President’s got some deep thoughts

Peoples lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation. Some are true and some are false. Some are old and some are new. There is no recovery for someone falsely accused - life and career are gone. Is there no such thing any longer as Due Process?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 10, 2018

frogbs, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:42 (seven years ago)

where's the birth certificate?

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)

There is no recovery for someone falsely accused - life and career are gone.

Guess he's gonna resign. Good work, everyone!

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)

the gaslighting that gives conservatism its pride of place in debate has a lot longer history than decades

El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)

I mean look at Utnapishtim’s “advice” to Gilgamesh

El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

joy reid is the best

https://www.thedailybeast.com/republican-rule-week-55-there-is-no-bottom-to-this-bottom?ref=author

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:37 (seven years ago)

This seems like a plausible two-dimensional space. pic.twitter.com/f3ze1FoIet

— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) February 10, 2018

j., Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:48 (seven years ago)

biggest problem there is that many of them in it for money AND racism

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

far too generous to mcmaster, milo, don jr, etc.

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)

joy reid is the best

words I thought I'd never see on ILE.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

oooof

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

There is no recovery for someone falsely accused - life and career are gone.

Hopeful words from a man who falsely accused every Democrat in Congress of treason for not applauding his speech.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:48 (seven years ago)

i don't really have an opinion about joy reid (i try to avoid MSNBC and "don't even have a tv" so it's pretty easy), but apparently she is a Heroine of the Resistance, so that's good

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

She is a benevolent, often excellent reciter of received wisdom

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:52 (seven years ago)

^

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)

Joy-Ann Reid is awful.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

Let us never forget

Donald Trump married one American (his second wife) and two women from what used to be Soviet Yugoslavia: Ivana-Slovakia, Melania-Slovenia.

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 21, 2017

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

Bannon's professed pleasure at being compared to Darth Vader aside, I don't think anybody's striving for "notoriety." More like they want the adoration of deplorables.

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

lmao I had forgotten that tweet. legend

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)

eh she's awful like Justin Timberlake is, I guess: she's so obvious and silly that she's too easily underrated too.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)

If Joy Reid is "awful" what word is used to describe her cable news peers who don't get the facts right? Breathless hyperbole is the baseline for cable news.

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

she is probably one of the least terrible really but man I don't know how anyone can watch that shit for more than 3 minutes

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

this would be the same fact-enthusiast joy reid who was tweeting about russia being a communist country in 2017, one assumes

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

2016, sorry

That said, for most Americans it's shocking to see an American presidential candidate openly touting authoritarian, communist Russia...

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) September 9, 2016

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

joy reid is the bestest

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)

Most Americans are addicted to adjectives, so I'll forgive "communist" when "authoritarian" is enough.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

i am the least qualified person to nitpick but "authoritarian" isn't very specific, either (christians are authoritarians, for example)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:12 (seven years ago)

fair enough, it had only been 25 years since russia parted ways with communism when she tweeted that xp

he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:13 (seven years ago)

trump has more twitter thoughts:

"Republicans want to fix DACA far more than the Democrats do. The Dems had all three branches of government back in 2008-2011, and they decided not to do anything about DACA. They only want to use it as a campaign issue. Vote Republican!"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:13 (seven years ago)

despotic would be good, but only 20% of americans would know the word

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:13 (seven years ago)

(christians are authoritarians, for example)

km what do you mean by this?

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

I mind her Russo-phobia less than the conventionality of her condemnation of Trump.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:15 (seven years ago)

I dunno personally I'm not looking for "unconventional" in how network news goes after Trump, for chrissakes the basics of his transgressions are lost on 40%

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

the blunt weapon has its place

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

off-topic but, iirc, all Christians accept the authority of God/Jesus over their lives. They can't all agree on how that authority is manifested, but they all agree the universe is structured with an authoritative all-powerful god running the whole show and with themselves subservient to Him and whatever mercy or grace He deigns to grant them.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

Given the failure of Reid to do anything but line her pockets in opposition to Trump, maybe find an edged weapon?

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

MSNBC bopping him with their foam swords doesn't seem to be doing much.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

the good is the enemy of the perfect

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

White guy reporter/writer/commentator Chris Hayes is the only one I can stand on MSNBC, which gets me in trouble with Reid fans.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)

(christians are authoritarians, for example)

km what do you mean by this?

― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII)

off-topic but, iirc, all Christians accept the authority of God/Jesus over their lives. They can't all agree on how that authority is manifested, but they all agree the universe is structured with an authoritative all-powerful god running the whole show and with themselves subservient to Him and whatever mercy or grace He deigns to grant them.

― A is for (Aimless)

yep, basically what aimless said. put less eloquently, if you just replace every instance of the word "god" or "lord" with "our benevolent all-knowing leader who rules from a secret mountain bunker in Idaho", you might be startled by all the people who claim to pledge themselves to this person above all other people or things.

and yeah, off topic. sorry.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

Chris Hayes is the only one I can stand on MSNBC,

same

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

sorta back on topic -- as alt-righties (not entirely ironically) call 2scoops (in muddled homage to frank herbert) "god emperor", while indie-lefties cavil about powerless MSNBC

xpost

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

White guy reporter/writer/commentator Chris Hayes is the only one I can stand on MSNBC, which gets me in trouble with Reid fans.

he also pretty openly (and usually pretty ineptly) courts weird/left twitter a bit, which I always find funny. (never actually seen him on the teevee)

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

xps you guys come on this is not the same as christians are authoritarians. why wouldn't that apply to ANY monotheistic belief system (and many others)?

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

"off topic" is a good thing in this thread everyone, keep it up

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7c6b7ada959b6058b410a9692026da2/tumblr_mtcs9zINSL1qc52lxo2_r1_500.gif

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

in this totally on-topic post about politics, i make a point about MSNBC but also///

why wouldn't that apply to ANY monotheistic belief system (and many others)?

yeah, it would apply to a lot of belief systems. not all. i specified christianity because it's the religion i'm most familiar with, and it's the dominant religion of the united states. i didn't name others because if i did, the question would then become "why did you name only a, b, and c, when it also applies to x, y, and z?"

///and that's why the 2018 elections are going to be important, imo

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)

she is probably one of the least terrible really but man I don't know how anyone can watch that shit for more than 3 minutes

― Simon H., Saturday, February 10, 2018 2:05 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too. i will leave rooms/sit in uncomfortable bits of airports, etc. to avoid it. i signed up for yelp to complain about a doctor because they had cable news on in the waiting room.

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-02-09/has-anyone-seen-the-president

Fox News fills both screens. Bannon enters, takes one look at the scene and says, “Can we change it to CNN? My brain already hurts.” He advised a president who couldn’t take his eyes off cable news, but he himself detests it. “I can’t watch a second of it,” he says. “Zero.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

I don't see a lot of daylight btw Chris Hayes and Joy Reid/R Maddow, they are all (imo understandably) excitable atm but going way, way deeper into weeds of Trump stuff than any of their TV peers. Feels like some ppl have a misplaced expectation of sobriety from 24 hr cable news. (Maddow for her part has refused on principle and w/ some consistency to take Trump twitter bait and lead with what he's doing as opposed to saying. Considering the medium she is doing a great deal of detailed and original reporting on Russia in particular.)

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

Like when she literally listed all the Russians going to Davos?

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

(KM my reflex in response to your claim upthread had to do w/ knowing a great many Christians among friends and family who would be horrified to find themselves associated w/ any predilection for authoritariansm based on their religious beliefs)

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:03 (seven years ago)

if you recognize god as the highest authority then you have a conundrum to deal with about how to relate to any and all human authorities; for some christians historically this has manifested as anti-authoritarianism, or at least ambivalence about the authority claimed by whichever human authorities they do acknowledge.

j., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

indeed

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

I don't see a lot of daylight btw Chris Hayes and Joy Reid/R Maddow, they are all (imo understandably) excitable atm but going way, way deeper into weeds of Trump stuff than any of their TV peers. Feels like some ppl have a misplaced expectation of sobriety from 24 hr cable news. (Maddow for her part has refused on principle and w/ some consistency to take Trump twitter bait and lead with what he's doing as opposed to saying. Considering the medium she is doing a great deal of detailed and original reporting on Russia in particular.)

I'll disagree -- Hayes is the better reporter and the superior TV personality, whereas Maddow can't say a sentence without repeating it as if it were a pop hook ten times. I'll grant that Hayes isn't doing much reporting these days.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

1. american evangelical "christianity" is a heresy. orthodox christianity is an outgrowth of classical platonic philosophy and is as worthy of respect as islam and judaism

2. MSNBC russophobia seems like an adjunct to 1000% justifiable GOPhobia imho and i say ring them alarm bells joy / chris / rachel / lawrence / etc. fuck the republicans

3. i'm drunk already

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:08 (seven years ago)

The narcissism of huge “but im _high information_ and different”ses.

Hunt3r, Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:09 (seven years ago)

i'm fine with no reporting if this is reporting

jfc pic.twitter.com/9E1waQU9cj

— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) January 24, 2018

chris hayes is the best of this lot by a long way.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

xxp Alfred I agree Hayes in the superior TV personality and that Maddow can be insufferablly repetitious like she's visiting me in a nursing home or something. Still I appreciate the legwork going into her reporting.

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

hayes is great. and people sometimes forget he was a really good writer, too, before he was a tv personality. his pieces at the nation were always some of the best writing they published

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

I will say I did like this

https://thenib.com/the-good-war

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

A Colony in a Nation is excellent.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

That list above obv scans as inflammatory and superficial if you infer from it that she is claiming a smoking gun. If however you are following the plot it is a not-unhelpful reminder that these oligarchs continue to move foreign policy, with the context having shifted since Trump. No harm no foul AFAICT, aren't there bigger fish fish to fry?

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

Maddow can be insufferablly repetitious like she's visiting me in a nursing home or something

real life lol

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

If however you are following the plot it is a not-unhelpful reminder that these oligarchs continue to move foreign policy

Did she also run a list of fabulously wealthy Americans attending?

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

aren't there bigger fish fish to fry

yeah, maybe we can finally figure out if this trump guy is bad or not. verdict in on that yet?

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)

IDGI do you guys not see a qualitative difference btw off-the-rack Goldman Sachs-purchased presidency and blackmail-vulnerable to a foreign interest?

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:30 (seven years ago)

with FOX news dominating plebe-american political discourse (underwriting distraction from epochal climate change, the suffering and death of the under-insured, and the squandering of the intellectual potential of the financially disadvantaged) how better might supposedly countervailing MSNBC position itself? just curious!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

Running stupid shit like a list of Russians attending a meeting of the global oligopoly to hear even dumber TED Talks is a distraction to the things that actually make Trump & co evil and dangerous (which are the same things as every Republican since 1964).

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:36 (seven years ago)

relying on corporate media to act as a "countervailing force" to systemic rot in is folly

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)

lol delete "in"

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)

who's relying on corporate media? it/they can be part of a solution. or not. but whatever -- focusing on the tactical deficiencies of ideological allies instead of directing fire at "conservative" assholes is maybe not a winning tactic

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

libs are not my ideological allies lol

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

lol!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

It's not mutually exclusive - plenty of "fire" is directed at right-wing assholes. Given that this is ILX, not much need to constantly refer to the torture of Fox News, we all agree they're evil and awful.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

leave the bullies alone. let's attack the nerds. usa

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

leave the bullies alone

around here heaping scorn on FOX News is just preaching to the choir so it doesn't really change anyone's mind or alter the position of 'the bullies' even the tiniest fraction.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

TED Talks is a distraction to the things that actually make Trump & co evil and dangerous (which are the same things as every Republican since 1964).

This is just patently wrong. The President of the United States is suspected of *personally* (not in the form of corporate-friendly policymaking or even political Iran-Contra-style subterfuge) laundering money for a criminal enterprise in charge of a hostile foreign power. Maybe someone in Kiev or Bialystok can better explain the difference?

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

If someone not compromised by a foreign power were in office enacting the same ghoulish foreign and domestic policies (since that is GOP orthodoxy), would you really sleep much easier? (Maybe you would, actually.)

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

The Maddow segment with that screencap amounted to less than one minute of air-time at the very end of her show that night! It was meant as a joke

Dan S, Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

what was the joke

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

not that kind of joke

j., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

The punchline was something like “a lot of Trump administration officials are going. I wonder who they're going to hang out with?...”

admittedly not a very good joke

Dan S, Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

The joke was that Trump was not expected to pay any of them to pee on anything.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

I'm in stitches over here

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)

lol

Dan S, Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)

Big news for voting rights in Washington state: Automatic voter registration easily passes after Democrats regained their Senate majority last November. Likely to become law with the House & Gov. Inslee's approval https://t.co/SlxoOauFGH

— Stephen Wolf (@PoliticsWolf) February 10, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)

If someone not compromised by a foreign power were in office enacting the same ghoulish foreign and domestic policies (since that is GOP orthodoxy), would you really sleep much easier?

If someone were in office who wasn't openly devoted to the idea that the unrestrained law enforcement power of the United States government was properly to be used as a tool to punish political enemies, yes, to be honest, I would sleep easier. I truly do not see this as "the same thing" as what other lousy Presidents would do, or in recent history have done.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

Bush II certainly did. Doesn't get much more recent than that for lousy Presidents.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

I was gonna say, wtf. also obama was pretty good at punishing whistleblowers iirc

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:55 (seven years ago)

but I guess it's mostly an issue of decorum for many

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)

Yes, I would sleep easier if I felt the abuses of power now being contemplated, licensed, and executed were no worse than those under Bush II.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

Cool.

Simon H., Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

IDGI do you guys not see a qualitative difference btw off-the-rack Goldman Sachs-purchased presidency and blackmail-vulnerable to a foreign interest?

Goldman Sachs received $10b in government aid for its role in the 2008 banking crisis, which destabilized countries around the world. Iceland nearly went bankrupt, causing the government to collapse in January 2009. the idea that powerful multinational corporations are different from foreign interests or somehow loyal to the interests of their "home" country is absurd.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)

In 2016, Goldman Sachs's compliance department barred the firm's 450 partners (its most senior employees) from making donations to state or local officials as well as "any federal candidate who is a sitting state or local official." One effect of this rule was to bar Goldman partners from directly donating to Donald Trump's presidential campaign, since Trump's running mate, Mike Pence, was the sitting governor of Indiana. Donations to Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign were not barred by the policy, since neither Clinton nor her running mate Tim Kaine were sitting state or local officials.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldman_Sachs#Controversies_and_legal_issues

lol this kinda funny

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

whistleblowers should be punished, and are not the same as political enemies

the late great, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

Goldman Sachs received $10b in government aid

true

for its role in the 2008 banking crisis

not true

the late great, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

you guys are like the john birch society for people who hate banks instead of the UN

the late great, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

Precedent: i hate fucking banks

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

banks are like every other huge corporations in the capitalist economy; they seek to break every rule of good social conduct and to evade or undermine every form of government regulation, imposing the highest social costs they can get away with, if it makes them more money. this is not an endearing quality.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:56 (seven years ago)

If someone were in office who wasn't openly devoted to the idea that the unrestrained law enforcement power of the United States government was properly to be used as a tool to punish political enemies, yes, to be honest, I would sleep easier. I truly do not see this as "the same thing" as what other lousy Presidents would do, or in recent history have done.

whistleblowers should be punished, and are not the same as political enemies

What are examples of Trump using unrestrained federal law enforcement power to punish political enemies in this way, as distinct from what other Presidents have done? (Honest question)

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

the mass J20 prosecution is similar to what other lousy presidents have done, but worse.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

And less effective, it turns out.

Simon H., Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)

from Defend J20 Resistance: On January 20th, 230 people were mass arrested during demonstrations against Donald Trump's Inauguration. The arrests were made by use of a "kettle" technique on the corners of 12th and L Streets, after no orders to disperse. 214 of these arrestees were charged under the Federal Riot Statute. On April 27th, multiple additional felony charges were added. One trial group was acquitted of all charges, and the Attorney's Office dropped charges against an additional 129 defendants on January 18, 2018. There are still 59 people who are being prosecuted with multiple felonies and face up to 60 years in prison.

i mean given that the purpose of this abuse of law enforcement powers is to punish protesters by massively disrupting their lives for months or years on end, it's an enormous success even if every single one of them ends up getting charges dropped or not-guilty verdicts. more generally it discourages other potential protesters and continues the long normalization of kettling, mass arrests, and guilt-by-association.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:34 (seven years ago)

the J20 prosecutions are obviously awful but I'm not really convinced they mark a significant ramping up from horrible shit that's gone down under other administrations' watch

Simon H., Sunday, 11 February 2018 01:32 (seven years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Republican_National_Convention_protest_activity

louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 11 February 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

yeah it's tough to articulate. i feel like the tone/context is different; these actions are effectively more of an assault on free speech because the admin doesn't even pay lip service to free speech, because the president thinks of the press as an enemy of the state, etc. so even the exact same abuse of law enforcement powers would align with these other things to create a different authoritarian formation. but then again that was the era of the hot fresh patriot act and with-us-or-against-us/terrorists-have-already-won-ism. so maybe that doesn't hold any water at all.

the muslim ban rollout, and the way denials of entry continued well after the court orders came down, might also be worth looking at here.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 February 2018 02:04 (seven years ago)

discussed last month, the trump official who said that a strike on north korea could help in the midterms. the WSJ journalist who tweeted the korean report has since deleted it, and it turns out to have been a interesting example of mistranslation/difference of journalistic norms in south korea.

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=36673

don't get me wrong, we're definitely all still going to die. just thought this was interesting.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 February 2018 04:04 (seven years ago)

thanks for tracking and following up on that. i'm a bit embarrassed that i posted that story here, but probably a lot less so than the WSJ reporter and other journalists who get paid to be more responsible about such things.

it also makes me think of how trump's various ranting and ravings are translated into other languages. they barely make sense in english, and they often include implied sarcasm and colloquialisms that i'm sure are incredibly confusing and misleading in a different language.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 05:45 (seven years ago)

I would sleep easier if I felt the abuses of power now being contemplated, licensed, and executed were no worse than those under Bush II.

maybe you should feel that way cuz things were rotten then, maybe as bad or worse

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:52 (seven years ago)

caek = clutch

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 06:57 (seven years ago)

possible march thread titles:

Reached by a reporter early Friday, House, the linguist in Hamburg, said she hadn’t read Trump’s original words in English yet — only the translation in a German daily.

“Is it dirthole?” she asked.

Close, but not quite.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 07:01 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/0qi99MO.jpg

is it right to call what happened (or didn't happen) between pence and kim yo-jong a diplomatic failure? pence didn't say a word and instead deployed his trademark empty soul stare. talking to kim, or at least making eye contact and saying hello, should have been possible because pence wouldn't be tempted to have sex with kim with his wife in the same room, so we can rule out that explanation. what a strange, tense moment that was.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

Pence is a dead-eyed moron who thinks he's a Norman Rockwell painting hero, he'd be hilarious if he wasn't a terrible human being.

omar little, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

it's just...

it's a fools errand to imagine how the history of today will be written. but regardless of whether the intro to the passage is "shortly before the first global nuclear war" or "in the years leading up to the thawing of tensions between south korea and north korea" or "just days before everyone in the NRA accidentally shot their genitalia off and could no longer reproduce, saving humanity", the key point is going to be "mike pence had an extraordinarily rare diplomatic opportunity with the sister of kim jong-un, and he chose to not say a single word." i guess i could see how it wasn't the worst outcome, because who knows what he would have said had he opened his mouth. but it really highlights the terrible leadership we have at the moment. even george fucking w bush would have said or done something. pence didn't know what to do because it's not in the bible

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

Pence must have been thinking of the old adage: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it."

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

Pence striking a very Johnny Iselin from ManchCandidate pose

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

i never knew much about him other than just the Christ-bitten, garden variety evil GOP gov of IN, but he really is Rick Perry-level dim isn't he

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

have you seen his speech in Congress about evolution?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

lol no! gotta check that out

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 11 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

i do know that he was questioning whether tobacco causes lung cancer as late as the early 00s though. which, jfc.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 11 February 2018 20:17 (seven years ago)

is it too late to call out the complete misuse / gross misunderstanding of "whistleblower" upthread? unless the late great really thinks the WPA should be abolished and the office of special counsel is a waste of money

El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

though tbf the industry was publicly "questioning" as late as '99 when the the AGs of 40-odd states more or less said "fuck you stop it rn"

man. the poor tobacco industry. if they'd been able to hold on just a little longer they would've had a whole political party and the most-watched cable "news" network carrying their water.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 11 February 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)

So, uh, Nunes keeps on Nunesing

Devin Nunes created and is paying for a fake news site that, among other things, attacks me. So I am going to do the same thing.

Aw, just kidding. I don't need to spend money peddling fake news. I've learned there is an easier way to inform the American people: tell the truth. https://t.co/EF2tGe9ORZ

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) February 11, 2018

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Sunday, 11 February 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ

Anthony Ratekin, Nunes’ chief of staff, declined to provide comment on Nunes’ involvement with the news site. “Until Politico retracts its multitude of fake stories on Congressman Nunes, we will not go on the record,” he was quoted as saying.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

“I talk to Flynn virtually everyday, if not multiple times a day,” @DevinNunes said in December 2016. “Seldom there's a day that goes by that I don't talk to Flynn, and especially right after the campaign, directly.” https://t.co/Xjy0DsGBFj

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) February 11, 2018

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)

would love to see Nunes roped in on obstruction charges, what a despicable human being

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 February 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

yeah, he really does represent several layers of what's especially wrong about modern politics in the u.s.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 February 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)

http://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/a9278165/devin-nunes-winery/

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 February 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)

would love to see nunes tarred and feathered tbh

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 February 2018 02:52 (seven years ago)

hey, if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know. there is a very close family member that has pledged to apologize to me if she ever finds out that someone was deported that isn't a criminal. trump only cares about deporting the criminals, he doesn't want to deport the non-criminals (says she)

― Karl Malone, Friday, February 9, 2018 5:03 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

starting to happen. lots of edge cases too, where ICE is acting before a court verdict. people who've lived here 20-50 years, gone. you probably saw this one:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/371398-ice-defies-house-judiciary-request-deports-palestinian-man

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article198215114.html
^^ Syed Ahmed Jamal got a temporary stay after this article went up

and of course this one -- recreational drug charges for a green card veteran. serving in the forces is not a guarantee of citizenship - http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-green-card-veteran-hunger-strike-20180131-story.html

this just in:

College student and barista. In the US twenty-four years, since he was three. Married to a US citizen. Facing deportation over a pending misdemeanor charge over an argument on a bus which hasn't even gone to trial yet.

— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) February 12, 2018

Milton Parker, Monday, 12 February 2018 03:56 (seven years ago)

Jennie Willoughby: 'President Trump Will Not Diminish My Truth'

http://time.com/5143589/rob-porter-ex-wife-trump-domestic-violence/

akm, Monday, 12 February 2018 03:58 (seven years ago)

Married to a US citizen. Facing deportation

How is this even legally possible? I don't understand.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:57 (seven years ago)

I don't know if you've noticed, but elements of the current US government are not significantly concerned with legality

Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 12 February 2018 07:32 (seven years ago)

omg infrastructure week! she here!

Officials said the $200bn in federal support would come from cuts to existing programs.

oh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:56 (seven years ago)

For Karl re:

if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know. there is a very close family member that has pledged to apologize to me if she ever finds out that someone was deported that isn't a criminal. trump only cares about deporting the criminals, he doesn't want to deport the non-criminals (says she)

ICE arrests of noncriminal immigrants have doubled under Trump:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-takes-shackles-off-ice-which-is-slapping-them-on-immigrants-who-thought-they-were-safe/2018/02/11/4bd5c164-083a-11e8-b48c-b07fea957bd5_story.html

As ICE officers get wider latitude to determine whom they detain, the biggest jump in arrests has been of immigrants with no criminal convictions. The agency made 37,734 “noncriminal” arrests in the government’s 2017 fiscal year, more than twice the number in the previous year.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)

KM, can you please let us know when you get that apology?

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 13:39 (seven years ago)

As demonstrated here by @damianpaletta, it is literally impossible for Washington Post or NY Times reporters to conceive of the possibility that Republicans were always lying about this https://t.co/Ofp5Cr3dtc pic.twitter.com/GtnbLrXprP

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 12, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

phew. finally we can privatize medicare and social security. 2005 - 17 were a mere blip on our way to galt's gulch : )

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

It's almost as if the republican party has been an overt hive of scum and villainy for the past fifty years.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

sure. fine. do it. but they sure as fuck had better do it before all the aging tea party -> Trump voters who live off SS & Medicare are dead. at least let them, for once in their lives, experience the full consequences of their votes.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

"entitlements" will still be around for the last of the baby boomer generation i'd bet. starting once generation x approaches retirement -- the rest of us will be on our own, free to enjoy our american liberty : )

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

"we're gonna have nuclear like we've never seen before"

^prez just now, awesome

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:14 (seven years ago)

starting my bucket list

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:15 (seven years ago)

"we're gonna have nuclear like we've never seen before"

^prez just now, awesome

Ah, he's just stomping his foot 'cause people are talking about the Obamas today. The spotlight was off him for a second and he felt physical pain, so he lashed out.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

"entitlements" will still be around for the last of the baby boomer generation i'd bet

The money that is (and will be) tied up in the Boomer retirement wave isn't being set on fire. It's going somewhere.* Seems like now would be a good time to own a retirement community or a home health care service. Someone should look into how much those businesses are being corporatized/monopolized/consolidated.

If your parents are financially comfortable, and also healthy, they will likely spend most of their money on travel and leisure pursuits before you inherit anything. If our parents are not healthy, they will spend most of it on health care.

I smell a business opportunity here.

Gen Xers should band together to create a conglomerate that offers three lines of business:

1. "Adventure travel for dynamic seniors." Skydiving, bungee jumping, rock climbing, parasailing - but with completely inadequate safety provisions.

2. Home health care, but care that is completely incompetent.

These are all ways to can return Boomer wealth into the economy. Get olds to die stupidly doing something fun, or get them to die stupidly through negligent care. But collect their money in the meantime. Get them coming and going.

Maybe add a financial/legal estate consulting line of business - gain control of the wills and steer the money toward addressing inequality.

(* = Sidenote: this is an annoyingly missing component of some discussions of economics - there seem to still be people think that as soon as money is disbursed to someone, it effectively vanishes. This is not the case.)

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

YMP OTM

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)

Someone should look into how much those businesses are being corporatized/monopolized/consolidated.

Retirement communities around here are all being swallowed up by some behemoth called Brookdale.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

KM, can you please let us know when you get that apology?

ha, she'll never apologize because she'll never admit it that it's true. i meant for the original request ("if any of you ever hear about someone that is deported and is not a criminal, please let me know") to be dripping with sarcasm but with a few day's distance that wasn't clear at all! she didn't even think that trump said "shithole" (or "shithouse") because "not everyone agreed" he said it. it didn't matter that even lindsey fucking graham admitted it happened, or that white house didn't deny it. anyway, sorry, bad sarcasm alert on my side.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 February 2018 17:42 (seven years ago)

Cool.

My post upthread was obv mostly joking but with a leetle core of seriousness.

If I had enterprise-level investment-type money and/or an entrepreneurial temperament I actually think that elder care has the potential to be something of an economic equalizer. I mean, think about the math:

The population of people who _consume_ home health care includes a heck of a lot of old white people who are already rich.

The population of workers who _provide_ home health care is (1) overwhelmingly female (2) poor (3) often recent immigrants and people of color.

So if you could somehow avoid having a megacorp mine this situation for maximal profit while paying the workers nothing (a big "if"), this line of business is a potential way to take money directly from rich white men and hand it directly to poor women of color.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

ha, she'll never apologize because she'll never admit it that it's true.

ya don't say!

Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

the idea of eliminating all desires is becoming more and more appealing

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

"I want to thank every sheriff in America. Since our founding, the independently elected sheriff has been the people's protector, who keeps law enforcement close to and accountable to people through the elected process," Sessions said in remarks at the National Sheriffs Association winter meeting, adding, "The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement."

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

ahahahahah what

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:25 (seven years ago)

How long it going to take for these motherfuckers to just openly wear their klan robes?

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:26 (seven years ago)

Here’s Jeff Sessions talking about “the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement” pic.twitter.com/Z7r0lOvBcI via @misstessowen

— Keegan Hamilton (@keegan_hamilton) February 12, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

he musta been talking about the Sheriff of Nottingham

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

you know, one makes a joke and finds out it's being used as spin IRL

Important to note that he could have very likely been referring to the organizational structures of policing from Britain that the US adopted. Still, he should know better than to use such loaded language

— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) February 12, 2018

https://splinternews.com/jeff-sessions-let-his-racism-peek-through-a-little-more-1822927819

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

Anglo-Americans and David Clarke.

I mean obviously his office will say he was talking about the office of "sheriff" itself etc. (Because you know other cultures don't have law enforcement, they all just run around willy nilly.)

xpost!

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

He also used similar language in a speech last week, referring to the late Justice Scalia as "one of the best judges in American history, and maybe even the Anglo-American tradition." https://t.co/TpCqH5sVkK

— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) February 12, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)

The Anglo-American traditions of law and justice that brought us Dred Scott, Jim Crow, and all-white juries.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

it's okay, guys. anglo-schmanglo. the stock market's almost back to where it was right before the republicans added $1.5 trillion to the deficit to make permanent corporate tax cuts : )

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

The market was more or less priced for the tax cuts before the tax bill passed anyway. It's only lately they've started thinking about the macro-economic effects of a massive stimulus in a full employment economy, instead of just the big injection of short term corporate profits.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

ho boy

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/vanessa-trump-taken-hospital-precaution-after-suspicious-letter-n847231

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

anglo-schmanglo

https://www.beefeatergin.com/static/img/cocktails/white-lady.png

Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

I hate mangos.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:13 (seven years ago)

Do your ears anglo, do they wobble to and fro

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

I salt and pepper ma anglo

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

both obama portraits are terrific

already getting the reaction you'd expect, of course

goole, Monday, 12 February 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

I'm not fond of Barack's but I'm not the world's biggest Wiley fan. Michelle's is quite nice.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:31 (seven years ago)

I'm one of those who doesn't think Michelle's actually looks like her, but the dress is fantastic.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

she's got a three-head

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:49 (seven years ago)

the cult of per-so-nal-i-ty

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

you gave me fortune
you gave me fame
you gave me power in your god's name

now lift the sanctions, or i'll throw the game

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/trump-and-putin-discussed-israeli-palestinian-tensions-in-phone-call-1.5810763

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 12 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

Jeff Sessions to the Union League, marking Lincoln Day: “Slavery was the cause of the war. It was not states’ rights or tariffs or agrarian versus industrial economies….The cloud, the stain of human bondage—the buying and selling of human beings—was the unsolvable problem." pic.twitter.com/eZCC7woODu

— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) February 12, 2018

wha

j., Monday, 12 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

Someone must have hacked his head.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

Would you mind repeating that, Jeff... a few hundred more times... in Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, Louisiana, Florida, Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri and Kentucky... in public... LIKE YOU MEAN IT?

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

Someone's anglin for a schmanglin

Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

mango american jeff sessions

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:30 (seven years ago)

Was that Sessions trying to let the Constitutional Sheriff goons know he had their back?

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

actually it did get solved, by the south getting their asses handed to them and lincoln setting the slaves free. i mean yeah we're still living with the consequences and reconstruction was a disaster but slavery wasn't "insoluble"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

smoking in restaurants... how can we surmount this insoluble problem

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

Weird that he encourages the Constitutional Sheriff goons' babbling delusions on the one hand, but then steps squarely on the delusions of the Lost Causers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:52 (seven years ago)

I don't think it's always all that calculated (what these fuckers say to whom when). If we're like trying to read the tea leaves about who said what where. Sometimes it's just ham-handed stupid obvious pandering (Trump telling cops not to guide the heads of suspects through car doors). Sometimes someone accidentally says what they're really thinking (Romney saying almost half the people are irredeemably lazy).

If sometimes someone (in this case Sessions) accidentally says an actual real true thing that undercuts the overall GOPgenda of racism and greed? Maybe it was s sly staff member. Maybe on alternate Tuesdays he's a really woke dude and an ally? Who knows, who cares. The policies are still shitty.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

if even sessions has to say this, i wonder if we're actually reaching the point where ppl will finally quit saying "ya know, the civil war wasn't really about slavery" which is at once a classic crazy right-wing meme and also the sort of thing you weirdly still hear from ppl of all political persuasions, sometimes in a "you can't trust what you're taught in school!" kind of way and sometimes in an "all wars are based on total lies!" kind of way.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile, trouble in the Turning Point ranks!

http://libertyhangout.org/2018/02/im-turning-point-usas-top-activist-in-the-country-im-quitting-this-shitty-organization/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

v good development

Simon H., Monday, 12 February 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)

i haven't been paying much attention, somewhat intentionally. is there any chance that trump's FY19 budget passes or is this dead in the water?

marcos, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

Deader than disco.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:38 (seven years ago)

lmao i think i mean dead on arrival i am tired and mixing metaphors

marcos, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:38 (seven years ago)

lmao

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/02/12/nratv-host-smashes-television-sledgehammer-defend-trump/219341

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

Why didn't he shoot the TV?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

From Ned's link:

However through all of this, I am thankful for something. I have realized how much of a shithole organization Turning Point USA is, and am glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year of college.

^ Kaitlin Bennett buried the lede

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:49 (seven years ago)

that's a fun quote but i think the student in question is still a conservative true believer

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

It always helps when the bomb thrower has true believer credentials.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

oh yeah she's still a horrible person but we can 100% delight in them eating their own

Simon H., Monday, 12 February 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

It's surreal how the NRA has given up all pretense of being anything but fascists - they've been that way since the '70s but it was still surprising and controversial when they called federal law enforcement jack-booted thugs and even into the 2000s there was some cover of just being a group that was really into guns.

louise ck (milo z), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

yeah on one level it's pretty funny but on another it's legit terrifying

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 February 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

Holy shit this is real

https://i.imgur.com/iIsUabw.jpg

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

good god

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)

i... ummmm

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)

Is that a battle ax or a bundle of dynamite?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)

....

Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

literally the go-to historical symbol for fascism

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

lol josh

imago, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

isn't that axe one of France's symbols?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)

That looks like a rolling pin, which suits France.

I didn't know fascism had a standard icon!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

Is that a battle ax or a bundle of dynamite?

stronger together!

difficult listening hour, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

http://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Ran14.jpg

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)

wikipedia sez

During the first half of the 20th century both the fasces and the swastika (each symbol having its own unique ancient religious and mythological associations), became heavily identified with the authoritarian/ fascist political movements of Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini. During this period the swastika became deeply stigmatized, however the fasces did not undergo a similar process.

The fact that the fasces remained in use in many societies after World War II may have been due to the fact that prior to Mussolini the fasces had already been adopted and incorporated within the governmental iconography of many governments outside Italy. As such, its use persists as an accepted form of governmental and other iconography in various contexts.

anatol_merklich, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

lol guys fasces go all the way back to rome. its the symbol of consular power aka imperium.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 12 February 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

I remember seeing some of the Charlottesville shitheads with fasces painted on their (sigh) shields.

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 February 2018 23:57 (seven years ago)

Here's George Washington leaning on fasces

https://www.historyisfun.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/thumb_Hubard%20statue%20of%20George%20Washington_web.jpg

Here's a dime with fasces

http://wwwcdn.numismaticnews.net/wp-content/uploads/item0922afacecut.jpg

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:33 (seven years ago)

Not to blow any minds here but

https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/02162016-lincoln-994x555.jpg

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

i don't care! this is unprecedented!!

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

More like faeces amirite

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

okay at this point these sheriffs know what it means and what they're doing sry

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:52 (seven years ago)

#notallsherrifs

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

https://rosamondpress.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cult88.jpg

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 07:48 (seven years ago)

Omarosa’s Shocking Big Brother Reveal: Mike Pence Is Pretty ‘Scary’ Too

Unfortunately, as Omarosa explained to a panel of C-list celebrities on Monday night’s episode, {impeachment} could actually make things worse.

“Can I just say this? As bad as y’all think Trump is, you would be worried about Pence,” she said. “So everybody that’s wishing for impeachment might want to reconsider their lives.”

Omarosa then threw some slightly more specific shade at Vice President Mike Pence: “We would be begging for days of Trump back if Pence became president. He’s extreme. I’m Christian, I love Jesus, but he thinks Jesus tells him to say things. I’m like, ‘Jesus ain’t saying that.’ He’s scary.”

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 12:57 (seven years ago)

Maybe the omnipresence of Karen Pence is actually to keep Mike from giving Jesus a tuggy under the table.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:00 (seven years ago)

it's susan rice's turn in the barrel. who cares if the russians meddled in our election with cooperation from the trump team, when there's "entitlement" spending to cut : )

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/373508-gop-senators-question-unusual-letter-susan-rice-sent-herself-on-trump

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:45 (seven years ago)

It strikes us as odd that, among your activities in the final moments on the final day of the Obama administration, you would feel the need to send yourself such an unusual email purporting to document a conversation involving President Obama and his interactions with the FBI regarding the Trump/Russia investigation," they wrote in a letter to Rice.

Maybe because it struck her and Obama as weird that despite their warnings the Trump administration went and appointed Flynn to NSA anyway, which sort of makes informing the incoming Trump administration about security breaches and criminals in their midst ... awkward.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

"From a national security perspective, however, President Obama said he wants to be sure that, as we engage with the incoming (Trump) team, we are mindful to ascertain if there is any reason that we cannot share information fully as it relates to Russia."

Seriously.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)

congratulations to new wapo op-ed writer megan mcardle, author of things like

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck4YRRoXIAA_q5Z.jpg:small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV7PLyUW4AAJkPK.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

lol

imago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

mostly sad

imago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

The Washington Post: Imagine the Possibilities

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

even if your building does wind up catching ablaze you can always minimize casualties by teaching kids to run directly into the fire

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

it's possible one of those kids was adolf hitler. would more lives have been saved by letting them burn to a crisp? it's hard to say

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

oh looooord re: mcardle at WaPo

Simon H., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

also

FBI Director Chris Wray says the FBI submitted a partial report on Rob Porter's background check in MARCH. A completed report in late JULY. Shared follow-up info in NOVEMBER. And closed the file in January.

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) February 13, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

FBI once again revealing their blatant prejudices against white male GOP-ers. So sad. Such a talented guy. I wish him well in his future endeavors.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

guess they were just going to give him temporary security clearances forever? why even bother

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)

Sen. Jack Reed just got FBI Director Wray and other intel chiefs to admit that the president has never asked them to focus on or disrupt Russian election meddling.

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) February 13, 2018


FBI Director Christopher Wray testifies that he's observed no "inherent political bias" at the FBI.

— Kate Brannen (@K8brannen) February 13, 2018


FBI Director Wray testimony under oath suggests @PressSec Sanders is lying. https://t.co/LnEjQ4zDTG

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) February 13, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

FBI Director Wray tells intel hearing FBI continues to have “grave concerns” about Nunes memo.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) February 13, 2018


It's hard to overstate what a blow FBI Director Wray's sworn testimony is to the White House, which for the past week has been advancing a conflicting timeline of events on Rob Porter.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) February 13, 2018

is this bad?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

in precisely what way will it be a 'blow' to the white house, philip

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:12 (seven years ago)

democracy dies in darkness but lightbulbs cost money so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rob, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)

xpost You know how it's annoying if someone like blows directly in your face? It will be a 'blow' in that way.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:25 (seven years ago)

"democracy dies in darkness, but everything dies, do you really think we're so much better?" seems more trumpian xp

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)

It's hard to overstate what a blow FBI Director Wray's sworn testimony is to the White House

^ implicitly overstates what a blow it is

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)

BREAKING -- @kaitlancollins is reporting that just before Rob Porter resigned amid allegations of spouse abuse, the White House was considering PROMOTING him to Deputy Chief of Staff. #CNN

— Brooke Baldwin (@BrookeBCNN) February 13, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)

xp to Hunt3r
I was alluding to McArdle's impeccable sprinkler logic. She's a total fucking idiot that I honestly though no one had given any thought to since 2008 or so--somehow I've blessedly missed encountering her wherever she ended up after her embarrassing tenure at the Atlantic. Not that I read WaPo op-eds either and her working for Bezos makes a lot of sense

rob, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)

why is it that every year there's this disproprotionate freakout about the president's proposed budget when there is literally no chance it will be passed legislatively? I remember us going through this whole rigamarole last year because, well, it was only one year ago. obviously things like ending public service loan forgiveness and sending harvest boxes to the poor are godawful ideas, but unless I'm wrong there's no chance they actually become law.

evol j, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:37 (seven years ago)

If only I'd realized before developing this stupid 'moral center' that I could've enjoyed unbridled success by being as awful a (white male American) person as possible.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:38 (seven years ago)

Of all the perpetual BS, I'm surprised this Porter stuff is sticking.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)

it's only because of their own doing

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

xp rob, totally got you, yours was a good, funny line, and i agree with your assessment of mcardle.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

It's hard to overstate what a blow FBI Director Wray's sworn testimony is to the White House

o damn they caught the White House in a lie, it's curtains for them now

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

this fatalism isn't wrong and that's what feels especially awful about living in this time

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

every year there's this disproprotionate freakout about the president's proposed budget when there is literally no chance it will be passed legislatively?

There were many decades, up through Jimmy Carter, when the budget compiled by the executive branch mostly survived with only minimal alteration by Congress. From Reagan through Bush II "the president's budget" still largely drove the process in years when his party controlled Congress. Washington DC is a very tradition-bound place and the memory of that era persists even now.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:48 (seven years ago)

Of all the perpetual BS, I'm surprised this Porter stuff is sticking.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 13, 2018 5:41 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me of the line during the campaign that the most effective attacks are the ones that reinforce preconceived notions about the candidate.. these hit home more than the others because trump is a vile predator and his administration is full of the same types of garbage people.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

I don't know how, in the most literal sense, you can work for incompetent Liars. If you are the head of the FBI and the president is not doing the bare minimum you recommend, how do you even do your job? If you are the head of the CIA, and the president and his people are saying or doing the opposite of what you recommend, how do you do your job?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

Of all the perpetual BS, I'm surprised this Porter stuff is sticking.

― Josh in Chicago, 13. februar 2018 18:41 (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's because of the photo, that took it beyond he-said she-said. Once that happened they have to ask a bunch of questions about why three accusers and no security clearance wasn't enough to make them stop and think.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

what was Porter's BS excuse? That she got hit by a vase they were arguing over? that's one step above she fell down the stairs or walk into a door knob.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

I'm just glad that there's absolutely no chance whatsoever that Porter will effortlessly slide directly into a cushy private sector job or stint as a Fox News talking head. Justice! At last!

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

He'll end up in K Street or a think tank.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

this reminds me of when i saw Lewandowski interviewed recently by Chris Cuomo and he was i think trying to project a super conciliatory friendly vibe in response to Cuomo's pointed questions and comments and it was the most oily unctuous thing, it was like watching the terminator try to smile except less charming and convincing. his voice was all faux-soft and fake and it was so strange.

omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

like this?

http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/LtUjdFjZ4iDoRHxsHnAPgP-480-80.jpg

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

this reminds me of when i saw Lewandowski interviewed recently by Chris Cuomo and he was i think trying to project a super conciliatory friendly vibe in response to Cuomo's pointed questions and comments and it was the most oily unctuous thing, it was like watching the terminator try to smile except less charming and convincing. his voice was all faux-soft and fake and it was so strange.

― omar little, Tuesday, February 13, 2018 6:32 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there were stories that these leaks about porter came from lewandowski - like he's gunning for this guy's job. apparently we all forgot he physically assaulted a woman during the goddamn campaign.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

the porter stuff is sticking imo because enough people there want kelly out, so they are briefing the press about new stuff related to it every day. no one in the whitehouse gives a shit about porter's actions themselves or the optics of porter's actions.

my guess is most of this is coming from kushner btw because there's a problem with his background check and he wants to undermine kelly's "process" for that, as well as kelly himself.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

^ plausible, well beyond the point necessary to believe its true

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

Kush and Ivanka have reportedly wanted Kelly out, probably just because he doesn't want them bothering Dad. Corey (who assaults women) also used to date Hope Hicks, so there is history. Kush is the most suspicious, because even when he was in the spotlight he wasn't saying much. Now he is almost totally AWOL. And still without security clearance.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

hooking up with Hope Hicks is sort of the kiss of death in this administration huh

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)

It's hard to overstate what a blow FBI Director Wray's sworn testimony is to the White House, which for the past week has been advancing a conflicting timeline of events on Rob Porter.

"is this bad?"

it's only bad in a world where things matter and we're well past things mattering now.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/13/politics/john-kelly-rob-porter/index.html

"It was all done right," Kelly told the Wall Street Journal in comments published Tuesday.
Kelly said "no" when asked if the White House should have handled the scandal differently.

akm, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

"Am I a massive moron who lied to my colleagues and the public? Going with a big 'no' on that one"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

what's frightening is the prospect that even with all these revelations, kelly might STILL be the only adult in the inner circle. who else would it be? hope hicks? or maybe mcgahn? does he count? it's a fucking catastrophe in there.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

kelly might STILL be the only adult in the inner circle.

(in case it's not clear i'm speaking relativistically here)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

Hope Hicks is probably as terrifying a child as Stephen Miller, only difference is we just don't have the same historical evidence to support it and her background doesn't give as many clues. But then again I think that about anyone who chooses to remain in that circle past a certain date (or hell who actually signed up in the first place) is horrific and possibly not adult.

omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

would read magical realist roman a clef about a Hope Hicksian figure's bizarre ascension and survival

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

i was totally shocked to learn yesterday hope hicks is under 30

the late great, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)

i know politics ages you but ...

the late great, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

ffs of course there was a #secretsperm portrait conspiracy pushed by hannity

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

is it a requirement that every female who works in this white house has to dump a metric kilo of eyeshadow on every morning? i can't tell even vaguely how old hope hicks is because half her face has been covered in a fine ash

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

would read magical realist roman a clef about a Hope Hicksian figure's bizarre ascension and survival

I think that was called I, Claudius

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

you think that's bad, Shehuck is only 35

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

Stephen Miller looks like he's halfway home after choosing the false grail.

omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

i'm impressed by Omarosa's desperate attempt to spin herself as an advance scout for the resistance now.

omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

"is it a requirement that every female who works in this white house has to dump a metric kilo of eyeshadow on every morning?" she is gearing up for her job at FOXy News

akm, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:25 (seven years ago)

great line of derision everyone, I see great things coming

Simon H., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:25 (seven years ago)

you're right simon it's a bad road and i shouldn't have gone down it. i guess i'm remembering trump specifically ordering sanders to heap on the eye makeup - but yeah, wtf do i care

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:29 (seven years ago)

Wearing a metric kilo of eyeshadow is a choice and totally worthy of derision in a WH run by a beauty pageant huckster

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)

Fire and Fury heavily implies that Trump demands his female staffers look a certain way.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

still i think simon is correct

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

Rush Lumbago was goin' nuts over Susan Rice today, I tuned out after 3 minutes

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

he's still alive?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

100% reporting: Democrats have picked-up Florida's #HD72 district!

And by a comfortable margin of 7% (about 3,000 votes). That's a net swing of 12% toward Democrats compared to the 2016 presidential results.

— Taniel (@Taniel) February 14, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:38 (seven years ago)

in NYT related news, this has turned out to be one of the great Twitter flashback self-owns

Today I realized I'd probably make a lot more money being a racist for @nytimes.

— These are Quinn's sexy Spock eyebrows (@quinnnorton) September 19, 2014

(She hangs out w/ Nazis and has just been hired by the Gray Lady in a senior editorial role)

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

Yikes

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:45 (seven years ago)

Journo. Ideologically impure. I write on security, privacy, human condition. EU-American. Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/quinnnorton FYI, I can't spell.

Jesus christ.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

Well done there.

New York Times statement on Quinn Norton’s use of offensive slurs in old tweets pic.twitter.com/KEaHo5wvns

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:58 (seven years ago)

She hangs out w/ Nazis

This is not a good take. This is the other kind of take.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:59 (seven years ago)

xpost Wasn't there a special election in a Minnesota Trump county that just went Dem?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:02 (seven years ago)

aaron swartz's girlfriend hangs out with nazis? I'd like to see the receipts on that tbf

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:02 (seven years ago)

NYT has done it again pic.twitter.com/iIDqu5oanP

— William Turton (@WilliamTurton) February 13, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:03 (seven years ago)

I guess "hung out with nazis as recently as four years ago" would be more accurate

anyway I assume this is what the NYT were referring to re: slurs

Hhhmm hard to imagine a context in which all these gay slur tweets are fine and good but maybe I'm missing something pic.twitter.com/3h61HcPnnB

— Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) February 13, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:05 (seven years ago)

xpost maybe she did it to get intel.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:05 (seven years ago)

funny!

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)

i suspect she will be unhired soon

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:07 (seven years ago)

Yes.

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:08 (seven years ago)

This would rule. Imagine the nyt fridges reaction for one

You know who would be a genuinely provocative, dynamic and lively columnist in a way that is very different from the extremely predictable quote-unquote "provocative" people op-ed pages tend to go for? @pareene.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 14, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)

xps well well. phew.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:12 (seven years ago)

yessss

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:13 (seven years ago)

I would like that very much.

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:15 (seven years ago)

Would love to see this in the times for example http://thecuck.gawker.com/an-open-letter-to-my-future-daughter-1785229631

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

If he were black and gay, yes.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

I'd rather this: https://www.wired.com/2012/12/a-eulogy-for-occupy/

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:20 (seven years ago)

Smooth

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/963601375501410304

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

anybody want to link to something that shows why ANYONE would hire this quinn norton person? i don't wanna google her.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

Just google her. All the fucked up shit is on Twitter, that’s why I didn’t have a clue about it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

sounds like they didn't hire her

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:14 (seven years ago)

xpost Wasn't there a special election in a Minnesota Trump county that just went Dem?

no, there were two, the D went D and the R went R

j., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:25 (seven years ago)

if anyone wants to poll this bullshit, i'd vote

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4377226/An-American-Budget-Fiscal-Year-2019.pdf

SNAP loses $17 billion
The Post Office loses $4 billion
Low-income energy assistance is eliminated
Foreign aid is cut $5 billion
PBS funding is eliminated
Ditto for the National Endowment for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Humanities
HUD loses $9 billion, including a $4 billion cut in rental assistance

https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2018/02/trump-budget-proposal-is-a-cry-from-the-conservative-id/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:42 (seven years ago)

the bright side:

not only is the white house's plan dead on arrival, but all of those things can be used in democratic campaigns this fall. a vote for a democrat is a vote against those things.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:52 (seven years ago)

this is a pretty standard gop presidential budget, no?

Clay, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:53 (seven years ago)

They haven't quite had the guts to propose extinction or extinction-level funding like this. (xp - Karl otm)

WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:04 (seven years ago)

All haXor people should probably be considered suspect until proven otherwise at this point.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 09:23 (seven years ago)

i have heard from a reliable source that she way overstated the nature of her relationship w/swartz at the time of his death

hope the times cans bari next

maura, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)

any reflected glory from association with swartz has to be weighed against friendships with weev and other nazis too

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:14 (seven years ago)

Bari was reallll quiet yesterday.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

House investigating WH handling of Porter

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

You forgot the scare quotes.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

"WH"

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

Good lord:

nvestigators determined Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin improperly accepted Wimbledon tickets and airfare for his wife during a European trip last summer that ultimately cost taxpayers more than $122,000, according to a VA inspector general report released Wednesday.

His chief of staff, Viveca Wright Simpson, made false representations to a VA ethics lawyer and altered an official email to secure approval for taxpayer funding of Shulkin’s wife’s flights, which cost more than $4,000, the VA inspector general found.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

Disgraceful. How are other government officials expected to enjoy their taxpayer-funded vacations when one guy hogs the coffer like that? Sounds like it might be time to tax those shiftless poor people again.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

and he's one of the Obama holdovers

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)

seems like this is going well

@freedomcaucus Chair @RepMarkMeadows just called for “new leadership” in the House Republican Conference, accusing @SpeakerRyan's team of slacking on putting forth a GOP immigration vote

— Rachael Bade (@rachaelmbade) February 14, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

#MAGA

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

yeah, Shulkin was the alleged answer to "who'd be the first decent option in the line of succession"

cuz u know Obama

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

you'd prefer Kirstjen Nielsen? she's the only person behind him in line.

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:52 (seven years ago)

That VA guy is nothing compared to Pruitt:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/first-class-travel-distinguishes-scott-pruitts-epa-tenure/2018/02/11/5bb89afc-0b7d-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

And from CBS:

n early June, Pruitt traveled to Italy for meetings at the Vatican and to attend a summit with international energy ministers. Taxpayers picked up the tab for his round-trip business-class flight, which cost at least $7,000, several times the cost of what was paid for other staffers who accompanied him on the trip.

CBS News has learned that when Pruitt returned home from Milan on June 11, he flew on Emirates Airlines, whose business class cabins are some of the world's most luxurious, complete with an onboard lounge that promises what the airline calls a "truly unique journey."

To take the flight, Pruitt needed special dispensation. Government officials are bound by the Fly America Act, which requires them to "use U.S. air carrier service for all air travel… funded by the U.S. government."

Sources have told CBS News that Pruitt regularly flies in first class along with his unprecedented, round-the-clock, security detail. The costs of their travel has not been made available.

A certificate justifying the return flight from Milan that the EPA provided to CBS News said Pruitt flew on a foreign carrier because it was the only available flight "that would get the administrator back in time" to attend a Cabinet meeting with President Trump the next day.

"It's good to be back in the United States -- I actually arrived back this morning at one o'clock from Italy, from the G-7 Summit," he told the president during that meeting.

The entire trip cost more than $43,000 dollars, according to travel vouchers obtained by the Environmental Integrity Project. To make his departing flight to Rome on June 7, Pruitt flew on a military aircraft from Cincinnati, where he had attended a rally with the president.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/epas-scott-pruitt-got-waiver-to-fly-business-class-on-non-u-s-carrier-from-italy-to-u-s/

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:56 (seven years ago)

1 Vice President Mike Pence (R)
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan (R)
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Orrin Hatch (R)
4 Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (R)
5 Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin (R)
6 Secretary of Defense James Mattis (I)
7 Attorney General Jeff Sessions (R)
8 Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke (R)
9 Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue (R)
10 Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross (R)
11 Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta (R)
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Eric Hargan (R)
Acting
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson (R)
- Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao (R)
14 Secretary of Energy Rick Perry (R)
15 Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos (R)
16 Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin (I)
17 Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen (I)

what if we just let everybody on this list be president for a few months apiece over the next 7 years

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)

I think Elaine Chao might be our best hope for survival on this list

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)

but then Iago McConnell would be whispering in her ear

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:02 (seven years ago)

but one assumes from the marriage Elaine can keep a secret

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

Turds all the way down.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)

I think Elaine Chao might be our best hope for survival on this list

To my mind, it's less about the quality of the individual who would succeed to the presidency. More about how happy I'd be that the first seven (at least) were dead or disgraced or both.

I'm no fan of Zinke or Perdue, but I'd be okay with having them in office if it meant that Trump, Pence, and Sessions were behind bars or underground.

An administration that got itself into such a state would be so crippled as to be comical.

But really, line of succession only works if the successions take place very quickly. It's not like everybody slides up a notch when somebody drops out.

Current replacement would be the Vice President - who would himself get to nominate a Vice President. That new Vice President, once confirmed, would become #1 on the list again. It's not like we can just keep going down that list until we find one we approve of.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)

...but suppose we COULD

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

You can go down the list, you just need to do it quickly.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)

"Kind Hearts and Coronets"

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)

improperly accepted Wimbledon tickets and airfare for his wife during a European trip last summer that ultimately cost taxpayers more than $122,000

how do you even spend this much on a trip

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

even if you stayed in a $5000 per night hotel for 2 weeks straight, you'd have $50,000 more to blow through

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

Current replacement would be the Vice President - who would himself get to nominate a Vice President. That new Vice President, once confirmed, would become #1 on the list again. It's not like we can just keep going down that list until we find one we approve of.

― I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 9:09 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...but suppose we COULD

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 9:11 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You can go down the list, you just need to do it quickly.

― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 9:19 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why don't we drop this subject ... it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

more champagne!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)

improperly accepted Wimbledon tickets and airfare for his wife during a European trip last summer that ultimately cost taxpayers more than $122,000

how do you even spend this much on a trip

even if you stayed in a $5000 per night hotel for 2 weeks straight, you'd have $50,000 more to blow through

I'm assuming a whole squad of security people, etc.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)

I am thinking that the NYT didn't offer Quinn the position because of 'reflected glory' from Aaron fucking Swartz, but rather because she's a very good and nuanced writer.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

I am thinking that the NYT didn't offer Quinn the position because of 'reflected glory' from Aaron fucking Swartz, but rather because as an institution is has an almost comical inability to read the room, and the opinion section is the worst section in the paper.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

I'd guess the reflected glory bizarro's talking about is a reference to tombot's rooting his skepticism about the bad shit in her association with Swartz. I met her at Occupy & we talked what felt like a lot--I had the impression she can hold a lot of complexity and discern within it, and that's reflected in her writing--all that makes her continued public friendship with weev make sense to me, but irks me no less.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

https://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/files/2017/04/TASM-2017_0410_NICHOLASKRISTOF_298x262.jpg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

Quinn Norton is both a talented writer who has covered certain topics with incredible insight, and also someone who's friends with a literal nazi who's attempted to ruin the lives of friends and friends of friends of mine.

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) February 14, 2018


To be clear, I don't believe that she agrees with Weev's repulsive beliefs or behaviour. But she's never displayed empathy for those affected by him, never shown any sign that she understands that her friend *hurts* people

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) February 14, 2018


I don't want to hear about the culture around technology from someone who doesn't have a visceral understanding of the pain that can be caused by people who've weaponised that culture. I don't think it adds to the conversation in a useful way.

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) February 14, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:11 (seven years ago)

i'm not asking this in a snarky way but after reading some tweets defending (in a manner of speaking) weev, i'm wondering if she has a similar level of discourse w/POC or others? the epithets in those tweets are next-level idiotic and reprehensible of course.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

Her tweets itt address a lot of what's been discussed:

OK, omg, all of this. I have a movie to go see, but talk to you all later!

— Well that was fun. (@quinnnorton) February 13, 2018

I've got concerns about some of her thinking but the page woulda been better with her on it. A shame.

"You were powerful today. You changed at least one person's life, and if I'm honest, my family's too. It feels good to be powerful. But this power doesn't go away. It doesn't evaporate when you use it without thinking, or at the wrong person. What I need is for you to see yourself as powerful, as people who can change the world. And I want you to think about how you wield that power. Choose the targets of your power wisely. History is watching you."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

"Signed, a Hallmark card."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

I just don't understand how one is friends with an avowed, active neo-nazi. either you are capable of liking avowed, active neo-nazis, or you actively dislike your friends. this isn't about the hiring decision, it's just a thing I don't understand personally

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

Anyway:

#BREAKING: Third White House official resigns after being told he wouldn’t qualify for full clearance https://t.co/jUdHrjAQOX pic.twitter.com/I6HFLxYbHi

— POLITICO (@politico) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

"I'm my own man, really!"

.@VP on Porter (breaking w/ Kelly): "I think the White House could have handled this better and I still feel this way"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

sorry about more quinn-posting, but so that was THAT john perry barlow she retweeted (sort of):

I retweeted @JPBarlow using offensive language in a sarcastic tweet that was meant to slap back at racists after Obama's first election. Eh, not my best retweet, even if the intentions, both mine and Barlow's, were in the right place.

— Well that was fun. (@quinnnorton) February 14, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

I just don't understand how one is friends with an avowed, active neo-nazi. either you are capable of liking avowed, active neo-nazis, or you actively dislike your friends. this isn't about the hiring decision, it's just a thing I don't understand personally


yeah, exactly

there are lots of good, nuanced thinkers out there who aren’t buddies with nazis. employ one of them.

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

it's nice to know that she has excuses for all the time she said "fag", hung out with a nazi (and talked to him about his racism while doing it), and sarcastically retweeted a racist thing about Obama using the n-word.

she exercises even worse judgment that i do, even, and i'm sitting here in a library unemployed for 2 years trying to put together an application for a job totally unrelated to anything i'm good at or interested in. so maybe she shouldn't get to write for the nyt, just a thought

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

whenever someone like that is pals w/someone on the extreme right i suspect it's a bit of wanting to seem "down" w/anyone, but extending courtesy and nuance to someone like that is worthless. gives me "but behind the scenes they're all friends with Milo" vibes.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

basically let her write on a blog, too bad about the power of the people being wielded haphazardly or w/e

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

kinda remarkable that it was the revelation of yet another Trump wife-beater/assaulter that is pushing these security-clearance stories, and none of the people caught actually compromising national security

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

I'm supportive of Karl Malone, NYT Op Ed writer, if that's what's on the table.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

w/all this, in the end the hilariously ineffectual Devin Nunes memo was spectaculary ill-timed as well.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

Norton wasn't unhired for Nazi friendship or the defense of that friendship, but because her slur tweets violated their civility rules. (This is also why, no matter how Good or Bad my writing or opinions are, the Times will not be knocking on my door.)

— slackbot (@pareene) February 14, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

we're probably in a bad place when i see the CNN sidebar "Trump signs sex assault bill" and I'm not sure if the bill skews pro or anti.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

xpost

i think i have just as good of a chance at that as this library digitization job i'm totally unqualified for but applying for anyway!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

every time i see this thread title i keep thinking of "it's hard to fly with the eagles with you work with a bunch of turkeys"

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

Pence saying Kelly 'could have handled Porter dismissal better' is just him distancing himself from the guy who is next on the chopping block, while making his criticism mild enough that he doesn't burn any bridges with Kelly or Kelly's sympathizers. iow, Pence has actual experience at being a politician and knows how this stuff is usually done.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

every time i see this thread title i keep thinking of "it's hard to fly with the eagles with you work with a bunch of turkeys"

i always think "i was born stupid, but i won't die hungry, videogames forever"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

New Gabriel Sherman piece

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/as-kelly-twists-a-chaotic-search-for-a-new-chief-of-staff-engulfs-the-west-wing

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

KM, i may be applying for jobs i'm tot unqualified for soon. Let's start a company!

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

What a collegial atmosphere:

One reason why Kelly still has a job is simply that it’s been so difficult for Trump to find a qualified person who actually wants to be chief of staff. Mulvaney and Barrack have indicated they aren’t interested. “Mulvaney doesn’t want it. His goal is run for governor or land a corporate gig,” speculated one White House adviser. “And his thinking is, if you’re Trump’s chief of staff, you stain yourself for the future.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

i think i have just as good of a chance at that as this library digitization job i'm totally unqualified for but applying for anyway!

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 14, 2018 1:32 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can i ask where at? np if not

marcos, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

re: ned's link above, i gotta admit to some mixed feelings here

George David Banks, who had served since February 2017 as special assistant to the president for international energy and environmental policy, told POLITICO that he was informed by the White House counsel’s office Tuesday that his application for a permanent clearance would not be granted over his past marijuana use.

i mean, i know the deal with clearances but good lord when does this end.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:48 (seven years ago)

more on why reporters are getting the vapors over these lies and not the other lies

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stevenperlberg/white-house-reporters-are-more-pissed-off-than-usual-about?utm_term=.wtokZpnyN#.bjP6P7nYO

The groundswell of anti-Kelly leaks coming out of the White House in recent days has demonstrated how some frustrated underlings see this as a good chance to weaken a controlling chief of staff, White House reporters say. There has also been a growing anger recently among some reporters that Kelly has not been an honest broker in dealing with the press.

“This story offers a convenient vehicle to run Kelly over with his own lies and not have it look like it’s driven by reporters’ or a newsroom’s personal frustrations,” one reporter said.

Reporters, who preferred to speak anonymously about the people they have to cover, also say they feel as though they are being gaslit, almost comically, by people who should know better. For all the public talk of “fake news,” White House officials deal with the press daily and, in many cases, have normal working relationships with reporters covering the beat. The media’s reaction to the misleading Porter timeline, some reporters say, has therefore been stronger than something like an errant Trump tweet. “Normals lying is treated normally, as opposed to Trump lying,” said another reporter.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

xpost

oh just uchicago. i've applied to several jobs here, never gotten a response. i started with really nice jobs that would be a step up or at least a lateral move, and now i'm working my way down to "physically lays down in mud so that students can step on top of mud specialist to get to where they are going in life"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

library digitization jobs can be fun fwiw! good luck! i used to know folks @ uchicago but not anymore

marcos, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

For fun!

Manager for Stormy Daniels told AP that Daniels believes Trump’s lawyer invalidated a non-disclosure agreement by publicly discussing the payment, so Daniels can now talk about alleged sexual encounter with Trump https://t.co/W96OIj3yVa

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

....as opposed to before?

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

Less cryptically, I guess.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

Oh, good, more explicit detail is just what we needed.

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

On a weirdness tip

In an extremely unusual move, Utah Republican Party chairman slams Mitt Romney and his expected Senate bid. "He has never been a Trump supporter...” https://t.co/uWYmhQPffx

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) February 14, 2018

As of December, a poll showed Mitt Romney with an approval rating of 69% in Utah (and 81% among the state's Republicans). https://t.co/nfyCJO5ZZe He's an *overwhelming* favorite to win—very strange to see the state party chairman do this.

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

love to hear stories about president alpha he-man being too scared to confront people he wants to fire

Trump’s public search for his next chief has left Kelly isolated and damaged by the drumbeat of leaks. Trump seems to be doing anything he can to needle Kelly. Last week, the president made sure that Kelly heard he had called his predecessor Reince Priebus for advice, a source briefed on the call told me. Perhaps it was a gambit to get Kelly to quit so he wouldn’t have to fire him.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

also, trump is relatively unpopular among utahns, right? so it seems weird to criticize romney on those particular grounds. very strange indeed.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

Xp If you've signed an NDA and received, say, 100k for doing so, can you not just pay back the 100k and break it? She could crowdfund that in no time.

koogs, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

The NDA probably spells out consequences for breaking it, which are not likely to be confined to repayment of the original hush money.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

In New York media, the dedicated columnists who investigate crimes against The Discourse are members of an elite squad known as the Always Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN. https://t.co/8mZrcd6A3t

— The Outline (@outline) February 14, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

...huh.

The Intercept has obtained DMs from a private Twitter group with @WikiLeaks and its most loyal supporters. It includes:

- A desire for GOP to win the 2016 election
- Trolling
- Anti-semitism
- Rampant misogyny, sexist attacks on feminists
- Transphobiahttps://t.co/pYtZqRvVOG

— Micah Lee (@micahflee) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

Massive thread already.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

Countdown to Greenwald disavowing that story and/or firing the writers in 3...2...

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

shocking nobody xp

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

Glenn Greenwald is shocked, shocked to discover misogyny in this casino

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

Given Trump's base, I don't think confirming that he had sex with a porn star hurts him at all politically.

Indeed, he should be paying her to say more about it.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

Depends- did she have to remove them herself or did he do it all by himself?

Evan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

Countdown to Greenwald disavowing that story and/or firing the writers in 3...2...

Why?

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

Given Trump's base, I don't think confirming that he had sex with a porn star hurts him at all politically.

for the portion of his base that is bothered, they literally think that he had a conversion around the time of his campaign and that he's a totally different person now, and should only be judged on his actions since election day (seriously). so this is just more old news that no longer applies to trump because he's a changed man.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

A little something from earlier today

HIGH DRAMA among the lawyers at Rick Gates/Manafort hearing this a.m.: Tom Green sauntered into the courtroom as public was exiting (first time we’ve seen him at court or with Gates).
He whisked Gates away to chat privately—without Gates’ trial lawyers. https://t.co/SQxhsG6iQK

— Katelyn Polantz (@kpolantz) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

HIGH DRAMA

Simon H., Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

Of possible interest

Dear MSM,
You too can read @realDonaldTrump NDA.
So it seems like an appropriate time to re-up this thread, where Sam Nunberg submitted his NDA in a legal filing.
You’re Welcome AND ENJOY
😂👇🏻Stormy w a Chance of Meatballs👇🏻😂https://t.co/fMSX35hJoY

— Alt_SeanSpicer'sMic🎙🤦🏻‍♀️🎙 (@Alt_Spicerlies) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

i can't keep up with any of this shit

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

Uh, sure.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The head of the Environmental Protection Agency has broken months of silence about his frequent premium-class flights at taxpayer expense, saying he needs to fly first class because of unpleasant interactions with other travelers.

— David Eggert (@DavidEggert00) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

unpleasant interactions with the snack boxes served in coach

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)

"Why can't the little bottles be bigger!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

Of note -- as Mariotti adds later, Cohen was already scheduled to be interviewed.

Michael Cohen just gave Robert Mueller a reason to seek his tax returns. How did Cohen report this payment to Stormy Daniels, if at all? https://t.co/ULQF4UfR9h

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

lol these odious pieces of shit's excuses for increased security is because they are odious pieces of shit

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

Loved the comment that they should just put all the other passengers in first class and make him fly coach.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

A true profile in courage

#BREAKING Trump says ‘totally opposed to domestic violence’

— AFP news agency (@AFP) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

just another day ruling the empire

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

totally opposed to domestic violence, least racist person you've ever met etc etc

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

He tries, so.

"...it almost wouldn’t even have to be said,” Trump says as he makes his 1st condemnation of domestic abuse since Porter resignation a wk ago, w @maggieNYT https://t.co/kaMhsHU2R5

— Julie Davis (@juliehdavis) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

What a fuck up, now he's gone and lost the domestic abuser vote.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

they should ask him when he stopped beating his wife

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

The plan as the Mail approached WH for comment was for Porter, who denied he’d hit his wives, to resign. But one WH official put on the breaks, saying these were just allegations and if Porter resigned, they could all face the same fate.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 14, 2018

Others in the room echoed that sentiment. So they all got Kelly back on the phone and told him Porter was going to try to weather the story. Kelly said okay, then let’s make my statement to the Mail more supportive. And dictated to Sanders.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

I'm impressed at least that Trump didn't throw in something like "and as we all know, domestic violence goes both ways, I guess the media doesn't like to report on that, but still, totally opposed"

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)

And now it gets fun

Scoop: Trump endorses 25-cent gas tax hikehttps://t.co/Apg9o9Kypx pic.twitter.com/SPmcv8T0c8

— Axios (@axios) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

Scott Pruitt clearly believes that the job of protecting the environment starts with sparing no (taxpayer) expense to protect his own personal environment. Admirable, imo.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)

Are we up to like two dozen newsworthy moments from the Trump admin today? This is just...so fucking exhausting.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)

"newsworthy"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)

time to cut a few more cords

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)

isn't $4 gas what killed GWB's approval

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

Americans have all that extra cash in their pocket now after he tax cuts, they’ll hardly notice a little bump in gas prices

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

As long as I can afford enough to fuel my inevitable self-immolation, I'm good to go.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

25 cents a gallon would kill trump support way more effectively than supporting nazis

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

*more a gallon
god help us if trump makes 25 cents a gallon, they'll put him on rushmore

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:52 (seven years ago)

Maybe he's actually thinking of 25-cent tax hikes on zeppelins?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

this is budget kabuki, it's not going to happen

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

Donald Trump has no conception of twenty-five cents. Or gas prices.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

Unless you're counting the price he (and others in his proximity) pays after polishing off a three taco bowl lunch.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

Apparently ol' Reince has decided to partially come clean

https://t.co/hN2yZ8SGNB pic.twitter.com/bve3zTMlnq

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 14, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

Just after six a.m. on January 21, 2017, at his home in Alexandria, Virginia, Reince Priebus was watching the cable morning news shows, getting ready to leave for the White House. Suddenly his cell phone went off. It was Donald Trump. The new president, sworn in less than 24 hours earlier, had just seen The Washington Post, with photos showing Trump’s inaugural crowd dwarfed by that of his predecessor, Barack Obama.

The president was livid, screaming at his chief of staff. “He said, ‘This story is bullshit,’ ” recalled Priebus. “He said, ‘There’s more people there. There are people who couldn’t get in the gates. . . . There’s all kind of things that were going on that made it impossible for these people to get there.’ . . . The president said, ‘Call [Interior Secretary] Ryan Zinke. Find out from the Park Service. Tell him to get a picture and do some research right away.’ ” The president wanted his chief of staff to fix this story. Immediately.

Priebus tried to talk Trump off the ledge. “It doesn’t matter,” Priebus argued. “It’s Washington, D.C. We’re in an 85 percent Democrat area. Northern Virginia’s 60 percent. Maryland’s 65 percent. . . . This is a Democrat haven, and nobody cares.” But Trump was having none of it. Priebus thought, “Is this something that I really want to go to battle over on day one? Who needs a controversy over the inauguration?” Priebus realized he faced a decision: “Am I going to go to war over this with the president of the United States?”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

This might be the funniest bit:

“People mistake me for a laid-back guy from the Midwest,” he continued. “I’m much more aggressive, and much more of a knife fighter. Playing the inside game is what I do.”

...yeah, about that.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:24 (seven years ago)

Pure Herbert Kornfeld

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:24 (seven years ago)

Priebus realized he faced a decision: “Am I going to go to war over this with this fucking moron is the president of the United States?”

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

Pure Herbert Kornfeld


haaaa yes

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

Are we up to like two dozen newsworthy moments from the Trump admin today? This is just...so fucking exhausting.

He's not smart, but inducing resistance fatigue is turning out to be a solid strategic choice.

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

Parody version Glenn doesn’t change that much.

There are going to be lots of people wildly mischaracterizing the WL story. So before you believe any of it, read just this passage I’ve highlighted. Do not read the rest. And so what if WikiLeaks wanted GOP to win? I never said otherwise. You can’t prove it. pic.twitter.com/nT9mxrEkqm

— Glem Greenwald (@gggreenwald) February 14, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

But they've also got definitive proof that Russia wasn't the source of the leaks by such a trusted source as Dana Rohrabacher, so, y'know, game over: https://theintercept.com/2018/02/14/dana-rohrabacher-trump-russia-wikileaks-julian-assange/

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:50 (seven years ago)

McGahn has frequently been at odds with the other White House attorneys, particularly Ty Cobb, who has been assigned to deal with the Russia investigation. Late last year, for example, McGahn thought Cobb should try to limit the questions he and his team would face from Mueller and protect the White House by asserting attorney-client privilege, according to people McGahn talked to at the time.

But Cobb, who has said he is eager to show the White House is cooperating, said all aides would answer questions freely. McGahn spent two days with the special counsel’s office in December and later told associates he was “thrown to the wolves,” according to people who have spoken to him. Seven other lawyers also spoke to Mueller.

McGahn has told others that Cobb is not a careful lawyer and is not carefully reviewing documents or preparing people to testify. In private conversations, McGahn has questioned whether Cobb leaked stories to the news media that could imperil McGahn’s standing in the White House. Cobb declined to comment.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:33 (seven years ago)

Then there’s this insanity.

This story is unbelievable and a must read. The White House Counsel himself and others don’t have permanent high level clearances? Unforgivable. Never saw anything like this in 2 difft Administrations where I worked on these sensitive natl security matters https://t.co/IYChaGCI9T

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) February 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

what a complete shit show

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

Just imagine how much worse things could be if Trump actually knew what he was doing.

When was the last time this asshole even had a press conference?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

read that as "his asshole had a press conference"

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:50 (seven years ago)

When was the last time this asshole even had a press conference?

― Josh in Chicago,

You pine for one?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:54 (seven years ago)

his asshole has a press conference every time he opens his mouth

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

should be noted that it is very common for the security clearance process to take FOREVER in the federal government. i know that the process should be very different for a run of the mill federal employee vs top white officials, but fwiw i worked in the govt for almost a full year before being notified that they had finally completed my security clearance. later on i needed to bump up my clearance level to a higher level, and when i left the govt they were about 9 months into the process and still not finished.

of course, i always figured the reason that it was taking so long for my own clearance was because they (reasonably) gave priority those people that actually had important positions...

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:00 (seven years ago)

Well, it took those guys forever to read all your ILE posts iirc

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:00 (seven years ago)

i always figured they just tasked tombot with doing it to give them a head start

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:01 (seven years ago)

You pine for one?

Yeah! Because every time he's done one he's made things even worse for himself.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/system/images/photo_albums/tommy-lee-jones/large/20-jones-jfk.jpg?1384968217

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)

trump himself would never get a security clearance if he weren't president, of course

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:06 (seven years ago)

he wouldn't even be authorized to make an arrest on Carmen Sandiego

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:07 (seven years ago)

He couldn’t even be a backup singer in rockapella

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:09 (seven years ago)

um that's not much of a dig, it is VERY difficult to break into rockapella, they are pros, where in the world are your MANNERS

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:13 (seven years ago)

This figures:

Administration aides tell me that advisors have recommended he say something, but he has opted not to https://t.co/DJp1biO5x7

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:13 (seven years ago)

I felt bad as soon as I submitted that post

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:14 (seven years ago)

more champagne?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:15 (seven years ago)

Trump opted not to, because he has no clue how to act or what to say that would be of any use to anyone connected to the shootings and he vaguely realizes this.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:16 (seven years ago)

Is it too cynical to think that he can’t say anything because he can’t lump the shooter (a white male, presumably disaffected, ie his base) into the group of Bad People (people from other countries) that he likes to blame things on?

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:17 (seven years ago)

no

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:21 (seven years ago)

he's such a fucking simpleton, the world is one big binary

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:22 (seven years ago)

he's a big stinky fecalith with hair

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:23 (seven years ago)

Obama's tasteful, sober statements of powerlessness in the aftermath of the bloodbaths didn't really achieve a net gain.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:25 (seven years ago)

it made me feel like an adult was in charge though

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:26 (seven years ago)

just not in charge of changing anything

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:27 (seven years ago)

That's Change You'll Believe In!

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:39 (seven years ago)

just not in charge of changing anything

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius),

cuz you think presidents "change anything"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:39 (seven years ago)

What powers do you think the constitution grants the president to prevent gun violence?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:40 (seven years ago)

Why doesn't he just issue an executive order to outlaw gun violence? Done!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:42 (seven years ago)

I DON'T, bub(s)!

(eschews opportunity to mention 'collateral' blowing apart of foreign children, a bipartisan position)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:43 (seven years ago)

(obv totally unrelated to domestic massacres performed at close range)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:45 (seven years ago)

let's just replace all automatic weapons with muskets. has Old White Dude appeal and will cut casualties at least 75%.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:46 (seven years ago)

or Nerf guns

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:50 (seven years ago)

What do FBI agents look for in background investigations? CARLA F. BAD:

Character
Associates
Reputation
Loyalty
Ability
Finances
Bias
Alcohol
Drugs

Apply that test to anyone you're wondering about who doesn't have a clearance and you'll have your answer.

— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) February 15, 2018

j., Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:57 (seven years ago)

p sure Carla F. Bad was an old ilm poster, or maybe someone that sent me a spam email once

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:59 (seven years ago)

Pretty sure alcohol is only included so it can help spell bad

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:02 (seven years ago)

Oh no they ask you about a half-dozen follow up questions if you admit to drinking.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:07 (seven years ago)

Like the sedition questions, I figure there’s a story that this one time an interviewee broke down like Denzel at the end of Flight, “OK, OK, I’m drunk and plotting to overthrow the government right now!” so it can’t hurt to try

El Tomboto, Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:10 (seven years ago)

like my primary care physician xp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:11 (seven years ago)

FBI checklist based on the '60s TV series The FBI

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)

*suddenly remembers Drunkenly Animate thread*

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:13 (seven years ago)

Leading Candidate For A Red Texas US Senate Seat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWHKUW77Eps

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 February 2018 06:39 (seven years ago)

And yes, it is <KATHALEEN>, and there are border wall references in her ads.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 February 2018 06:40 (seven years ago)

Hmmmm

NEW: Lawmakers furious as BANNON won't answer Russia probe questions, say the White House "scripted" his testimony to be intentionally misleading.

But he met with MUELLER earlier in the week for 20 hours over multiple days.https://t.co/XEFpgABjqo

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

damn I never thought one of these threads would sit dormant for 14 whole hours. I guess all it took was a mass school shooting.

evol j, Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

trump's immigration plan got 39 votes in the senate. the mccain/coons plan got 52. another "centrist" measure got 54. fun detail in the nyt story:

The White House had worked vigorously to bring down every other approach. In a conference call with reporters just before voting began, a senior White House official lashed out at Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina, a key sponsor of an alternative measure. Speaking only on condition of anonymity despite repeated requests to be on the record, the official accused Mr. Graham of attacking Homeland Security officials and standing in the way of needed immigration changes.

“Senator Graham has been an obstacle for those reforms,” the official said. He accused Mr. Graham of misleading other senators, including Democrats, about the damage the proposal will do. He said that Democrats should not let “Lindsey Graham dictate what Democrat senators ought to do.”

On Capitol Hill, Mr. Graham punched back at Stephen Miller, a top White House aide and immigration hard-liner. “As long as the president allows Steve Miller and others to run the show down there, we’re never going to get anywhere,” he said.

hmm, wonder who the politically ignorant coldhearted cowardly official who refused to go on record was

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

DC media twitter didn't even bother to hide it, Miller's name was everywhere.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

That's the second insult Huckleberry hurls at Stephen Miller in the last two weeks

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)

This shoe is dropping.

#BREAKING: Senior Trump campaign adviser Rick Gates is finalizing a plea deal with special counsel Robert Mueller’s office, indicating he’s poised to cooperate in the investigation! https://t.co/lJok2JjsCA

— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) February 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)

Mostly this'll be turned on Manafort, I suspect, rather than anything broader...but you never know.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)

I imagine it puts even more pressure on Manafort to cooperate himself.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:59 (seven years ago)

...well yes.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)

Unless he expects to be pardoned, which he probably does.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: The Trump administration just backed down and settled our FOIA lawsuit to obtain the White House visitor logs they were trying to keep secret.

The public will have access to these records in the coming months. pic.twitter.com/57WIJ6Whtj

— Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen) February 15, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 February 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

Hooray!

Now we will finally know whether terrible people have disproportionate influence on the government!

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 02:27 (seven years ago)

So much grifting. Trump's Inauguration Committee with some interesting payments

The company that received the biggest payment — $26 million — was WIS Media Partners of Marina del Rey, Calif. Records show that the firm was created in December 2016, about six weeks before the inauguration, and its founder, according to a person familiar with the firm, was Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, a longtime friend of Mrs. Trump’s. Otherwise there is very little information available about the company.

Ms. Winston Wolkoff made her name planning Manhattan society galas. An associate of the Vogue editor Anna Wintour, Ms. Winston Wolkoff traveled in the same circles as Mrs. Trump, who attended Ms. Winston Wolkoff’s 40th birthday party in 2010. Ms. Winston Wolkoff has subsequently been brought on as a senior adviser to the first lady’s official government office.

Two people with direct knowledge of Ms. Winston Wolkoff’s role, who asked to remain anonymous, said she often invoked Mrs. Trump’s name with transition officials as she delivered instructions for the inauguration. But Stephanie Grisham, a spokeswoman for Mrs. Trump, said the first lady “had no involvement” with the inaugural committee “and had no knowledge of how funds were spent.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/15/us/politics/trumps-inaugural-committee-paid-26-million-to-first-ladys-friend.html

curmudgeon, Friday, 16 February 2018 04:54 (seven years ago)

Ha, I was just about to post that. Same old bullshit.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:15 (seven years ago)

A little more than three weeks after his inauguration, Donald Trump gave his first-ever press conference as president.

Over the course of 77 dizzying minutes, Trump told journalists hastily corralled into the East Room that Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election was “fake news,” asked an African-American reporter whether she was friends with the Congressional Black Congress, and declared that members of the media who printed leaks from within his own White House should be “ashamed of themselves.”

One year later, that circus-like exchange remains Trump’s first, last, and only formal press conference—the longest period of time without a solo press conference held by an American president in at least half a century.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:27 (seven years ago)

Who'd like some good news? DSA-backed Philly DA continues to rule

The Philadelphia District Attorney said criminal charges for marijuana possession against 51 people were dropped en masse last week ahead of a meeting with assistant district attorneys Thursday where the DA would outline a new pot policy.

The new policy will be straight-forward, according to District Attorney Larry Krasner.

"We are going to tell them, yes, drop any cases that are simply marijuana possession," Krasner said at a press conference prior to the staff meeting. He stressed that the policy only applies to simple possession, not charges like possession with intent to deliver or selling it.

His approach builds on 4-year-old rules implemented by Mayor Michael Nutter and the previous District Attorney, Seth Williams. Initially introduced by current Mayor Jim Kenney when he was a city councilman, they gave Philadelphia police the power to issue citations for marijuana possession. That essentially made pot possession punishable by a fine.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Marijuana-Criminal-Cases-Dropped-En-Masse-by-Philadelphia-District-Attorney-Larry-Krasner-474228023.html

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 13:28 (seven years ago)

Come on, this is the thread for a country run by idiots. Stay on course.

Anyway, I'm shocked:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/donald-trump-a-playboy-model-and-a-system-for-concealing-infidelity-national-enquirer-karen-mcdougal

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:31 (seven years ago)

As the pool party at the Playboy Mansion came to an end, Trump asked for McDougal’s telephone number. For McDougal, who grew up in a small town in Michigan and worked as a preschool teacher before beginning her modelling career, such advances were not unusual. John Crawford, McDougal’s friend, who also helped broker her deal with A.M.I., said that Trump was “another powerful guy hitting on her, a gal who’s paid to be at work.” Trump and McDougal began talking frequently on the phone, and soon had what McDougal described as their first date: dinner in a private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel. McDougal wrote that Trump impressed her. “I was so nervous! I was into his intelligence + charm. Such a polite man,” she wrote. “We talked for a couple hours – then, it was “ON”! We got naked + had sex.” As McDougal was getting dressed to leave, Trump did something that surprised her. “He offered me money,” she wrote. “I looked at him (+ felt sad) + said, ‘No thanks - I’m not ‘that girl.’ I slept w/you because I like you - NOT for money’ - He told me ‘you are special.’ ”

You're welcome.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:36 (seven years ago)

During Trump’s relationship with McDougal, she wrote, he introduced her to members of his family and took her to his private residences. At a January, 2007, launch party in Los Angeles for Trump’s now-defunct liquor brand, Trump Vodka, McDougal, who was photographed entering the event, recalled sitting at a table with Kim Kardashian, Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Trump, Jr.,’s wife, Vanessa, who was pregnant. At one point, Trump held a party for “The Apprentice” at the Playboy Mansion, and McDougal worked as a costumed Playboy bunny. “We took pics together, alone + with his family,” McDougal wrote. She recalled that Trump said he had asked his son Eric “who he thought was the most beautiful girl here + Eric pointed me. Mr. T said ‘He has great taste’ + we laughed!” Trump gave McDougal tours of Trump Tower and his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club. In Trump Tower, McDougal wrote, Trump pointed out Melania’s separate bedroom. He “said she liked her space,” McDougal wrote, “to read or be alone.”

It's just so brazen and ... well, sad.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:39 (seven years ago)

She recalled that Trump said he had asked his son Eric “who he thought was the most beautiful girl here + Eric pointed me. Mr. T said ‘He has great taste’ + we laughed!”

nothing bonds a father and son quite like agreeing on the attractiveness of a woman the father has slept with in the presence of the son's wife

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:41 (seven years ago)

looking forward to one of his sidepieces who might have snapped pix of don don with his spiral combover down

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:42 (seven years ago)

suggested that they lie down to “watch some telly-telly.”

WTF

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:44 (seven years ago)

donnie two-times

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:45 (seven years ago)

looking forward to one of his sidepieces who might have snapped pix of don don with his spiral combover down

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, February 16, 2018 7:42 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sincerely misread this as a reference to his Little Don and imagined a pubic mound which replicates the tonsorial sculpture on his head and, well, I'm still vomiting right now.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

two things:

even if donnie two scoops were cleared of any russia related wrongdoings the fact that he’s a crook has been so obvious for years, like how can everyone not see it

how much did the ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT writing staff know about his dealings, because reading the farrow piece kept making me think of the lindsay/love subplot from season four. or is it just that he’s tawdry in the most obvious ways

maura, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

also the gossip press is fucking evil and complicit

maura, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)

I'm still vomiting right now.

Given your handle I just always assumed

El Tomboto, Friday, 16 February 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)

yeah arrested development really does seem like eerie prophecy nowadays doesn't it :(

the fact that he’s a crook has been so obvious for years, like how can everyone not see it

the chuds don't care, he's the kind of shameless crook they like to think they'd be given half a chance, plus he triggers the libs

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:53 (seven years ago)

Misread that as 'triggers the ibs'. I think I need some new contacts.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)

that too though

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)

man we're really powering through the bodily secretions itt today huh

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

donnie both-ends

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 14:00 (seven years ago)

When she raised her concern about her mother’s disapproval to Trump, he replied, “What, that old hag?” (McDougal, hurt, pointed out that Trump and her mother were close in age.)

lol

maura, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:03 (seven years ago)

I mean, even disregarding everything else, the similarities between Trump Jr. and Gob...

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 14:07 (seven years ago)

🤦‍♀️

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

irony of trump's base being essentially identical with the people who clinton's infidelities made physically, reflexively ill

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 14:10 (seven years ago)

that graf needs subbing but i think u get it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 14:10 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/lAIasLxFZA

— Soviet Sergey (@SovietSergey) February 16, 2018

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

oof

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

It's grim fun to remember the second Republican debate, where everyone was so frckin smug about "no one here is being investigated by the FBI."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/02/16/more-than-40-percent-of-trumps-cabinet-level-picks-have-faced-ethical-or-other-controversies/?hpid=hp_rhp-more-top-stories_fix-ethics-920a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.76c8c517ce54

Now that the gaze is turned on these mousefuckers, apparently being investigated is no big deal; in fact it's indicative of how committed to freedom you are. The Swamp is conspiring to bring down these valiant defenders of freedom1!!!eleven!.

Rubio: "None of our candidates is under FBI investigation."

Jeb!: "Here's the problem. If she gets elected, she's under investigation with the FBI right now."

Spicer: "tough to get excited about someone under FBI investigation."

Priebus: "Dems struggle to choose between a self-declared socialist & someone who's under FBI investigation"

Conway: "we've not nominated someone under FBI investigation"

Wow, we sure did dodge a bullet there. We almost elected someone who allegedly mishandled classified information!

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)

'Telly-telly' is mine now.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:36 (seven years ago)

romney has had a firmware upgrade folks

I am running for United States Senate to serve the people of Utah and bring Utah's values to Washington. pic.twitter.com/TDkas6gD2p

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) February 16, 2018

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

irl lol @ "24 grandchildren" damn mitt

marcos, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

the romney factory has ramped up production in recent years

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

"bring Utah's values to Washington"

http://thebrickbookofmormon.com/beta/05/02/09.jpg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

You laugh at 24 grandkids, but there have been some close elections these days, every vote counts! You could breed your own voting block.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)

Regarding all those infidelity accusations, I don't see why most of these women don't go even more public and detailed. They are not going to be sued, because that would involve all sorts of discovery and testimony under oath. If you're a pornstar or a Playmate of the Year who had a public affair with married Trump, what's left to be ashamed of? I guess there's the threat of violence from the usual suspects.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

These 'distraction' stories have me upping Mike Bloomberg's suspicion of the likelihood of Yam's reelection from 55% to 60%

God Bless the Resistance

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

Well, if you publicly air an affair with Trump, you're obviously a liar and will be branded as such. And not even the good kind of liar whose ceaseless stream of untruths is totally copacetic. I'm talking about the bad kind of liar, the kind who says things that are true but unsavory to the good liars.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

We need an upgrade on 'Yam' I think. He seems to have totally dispelled with the bronzer in recent months and now looks more like, I dunno, a soggy baozi?

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

'Telly-telly' is mine now.

― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, February 16, 2018 10:36 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

presumably he wanted to watch Kojak

rob, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

Well, if you publicly air an affair with Trump, you're obviously a liar and will be branded as such

it seems like team trump hasn't even pushed back particularly hard on this - the feeling seems to be more 'yeah you know as well as we do that committed infidelity, who gives a shit'

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

wonder if they'll constantly ask Melania why she's sticking with Donald the same way they did to Hillary

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

when was the last time melania was interviewed tho

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

Would love for her to do a prime time interview. In Slovenian.

Hunt3r, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

god I know this gets lost in the nonstop circus that has been the last two years but Melania Trump going on TV and claiming that her signature First Lady initiative would be "cyberbullying" is just the most amazing thing

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

if you publicly air an affair with Trump, you're obviously a liar

Bizarro is right. There are actually three responses, and all of them work out just fine for Trump.

1. Who cares? We don't need the president to be a national pastor or moral exemplar, we need a fighter with cojones who will Get Shit Done.

2. Whataboutism. Where was this outrage back when Bill Clinton told Juanita Broaddrick to "put some ice on that" or stained the sacred Blue Dress?

3. Deniability. Well, he denies it, and what is this anyway - a witch hunt? Where is the due process? We're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. Guilt by accusation is the new McCarthyism blah blah blah; lives and careers are being destroyed over a mere allegation.

Again, he's covered no matter which path one chooses. I'm not saying it's a bad story to keep in the public eye, I just don't see it damaging Trump significantly.

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

alphas gonna alpha folks, what are u gonna do

the only way i could see this maybe damaging trump even a little is if it turned out that he's actually totally asexual and has been paying women to pretend they've slept with him

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

it's not going to matter one whit unless it was revealed he was fucking kids. and even then...

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)

xpost lol, otm. Any scandal with the potential to compromise his support will have to be something that his base finds repulsive or pathetic rather than something they themselves would love to get in on.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

Which is why I don't understand why people aren't consistently trying to get more mileage out of old clips of Trump saying complimentary things about various Dems. Inexcusable!

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

"i do not condone the President fucking little kids and obviously it's an unhelpful distraction when we're trying to accomplish so much for the American people"

-House Speaker Paul Ryan

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

when your guiding philosophy is "let the big dogs eat" sexual assault, wanton infidelity and even shooting sprees are not really off-message

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

lol guys his approval rating is steadily going up, this is gonna do nothing just like everything else

I mean the guy raped and beat his wife because he got bad hair implants, do you seriously think something's gonna come out that's worse than that

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

god I know this gets lost in the nonstop circus that has been the last two years but Melania Trump going on TV and claiming that her signature First Lady initiative would be "cyberbullying" is just the most amazing thing

lol i'd forgotten about this - still can't work out whether it's an exquisitely-barbed swing at her husband or just catastrophic obliviousness

either way she doesn't seem to have done much to advance the cause

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

i suspect she's never once actually given a second thought to cyber-bullying and instead it was simply a WH-concocted troll

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

sounds like a something straight from the brain of that rascal Stephen Miller

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:42 (seven years ago)

Given the 'fox not even pretending to guard the henhouse that he actually overtly intends to treat like an all-you-can-eat buffet' nature of this administration, I can only imagine that Melania has years if not decades of hardcore cyberbullying under her belt.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

careful, melania successfully sued the daily mail for suggesting she was involved in hardcore stuff below the belt

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)

SCOOP: Rod Rosenstein will announce multiple indictments during his press conference this afternoon, I'm told by two sources at the DOJ

— Trey Yingst (@TreyYingst) February 16, 2018

beat ya to it Ned

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)

anyway I'm hopin for Don Jr. but it's probably gonna be Hillary

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

What a bunch of sad sacks you all are today

El Tomboto, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

Whaddaya wanna bet that NYer piece winds up putting David Pecker on Mueller’s interview docket

El Tomboto, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)

beat ya to it Ned

Punk.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

A little more about that.

BREAKING: 13 Russians, 3 Russian entities indicted in special counsel Robert Mueller's probe https://t.co/FUVWUZgECX

— CNBC (@CNBC) February 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)

The Russian defendants are being charged with crimes for alleged activities intended to help Trump and hurt Clinton, including creating fake social media personas and organizing rallies in the U.S.: pic.twitter.com/GAiP2U30vS

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

lmao

Kaverzina! What a Chatty Cathy. https://t.co/6nwK0ix8Wf pic.twitter.com/jna2UDouHR

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:08 (seven years ago)

The prosecutors allege the Russians even wired money to an American to cover the cost of building "a cage large enough to hold an actress depicting Clinton in a prison uniform." pic.twitter.com/soowFD78Lw

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

pfft that doesn't hold a handle to what Soros does

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:13 (seven years ago)

fake indictment, fake words

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

Fake indictments, right? Anyway, see, the Russians committed all the crimes, this clearly and totally, once and for all, exonerates Trump, completely, and the investigation is now over. Time to move on to Hillary.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:25 (seven years ago)

"I got preoccupied with covering tracks together with colleagues"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:26 (seven years ago)

So so far: well over a dozen indictments, two guilty pleas, possibly three plea-deal cooperating witnesses ...

And to think, if he never won the election none of this would be happening.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:26 (seven years ago)

Wait, no indictments for Schiff and the other Democrats on the house intelligence committee? The deep state fix is truly in!

Moodles, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

a fairly historic deep state document

https://www.justice.gov/file/1035477/download

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

no mention of gates, manafort, kushner, bannon, sessions, pence, or trump. whatever mr. mueller still has up his sleeve must be pretty compelling

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

I'm very confused, these people are all Russians. If they are all Russians, then how can they be charged with colluding with the Russians?! They can't collude with themselves. Therefore, there can be no collusion. I rest my case.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)

This headline from WaPo is a thing that only makes sense in 2018:

“Special counsel indicts Russian troll farm”

rb (soda), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

tax cuts forever and ever, amen

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

Good catch

Just gonna drop this here pic.twitter.com/uqjFbUmpAH

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 16, 2018

Moodles, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

A relevant point

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/964566238914588673

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

Ah, never mind, followup:

I've deleted the tweet saying the "known and unknown" language suggests there's more to come, since Popehat knows better: https://t.co/tSl85jWhPh

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

Also true

The Russians will never allow for the extradition of their people listed in this indictment. This is a public statement by Mueller that this isn’t a witch hunt and that there was Russian interference.

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) February 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

if the corporate tax rate weren't so high, the republicans wouldn't have needed to cheat with the russians

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

In progress:

1/ Today the Justice Department announced that Mueller obtained an indictment against 13 Russians and three Russian entities. You should read it yourself: https://t.co/9XLt8GiLnQ

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 16, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

Old Lunch otm btw: the path to hurting Trump politically is to show him speaking in favor of reproductive choice, gay rights, immigrant amnesty, single-payer healthcare, or the existence of Clintons. The Outrage of the Day media cycle just gets buried in noise and seen as either fake, pearl-clutch, or both.

many xps

also, indictments announced? Must be Friday afternoon before a long weekend.

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

toasting the next indictment which will (fingers crossed) indicate the americans who conspired with our russian adversaries

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

lol I remember @TEN_GOP

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:01 (seven years ago)

Good grief, will the day end?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-16/mueller-announces-guilty-plea-of-california-man-in-investigation

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:01 (seven years ago)

well this infrastructure week hasn't disappointed huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

Nice that you can tell from her tweets that Kaverzina and her colleagues were clearly doing organized and paid work.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller on Friday released plea deal with Richard Pinedo, saying he knowingly used the IDs of other people in connection with “unlawful activity” and was paid at least $1,000 for doing so, Bloomberg News reports.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:04 (seven years ago)

Also doesn't this place even more obvious pressure on Twitter to do something?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:04 (seven years ago)

So ... third guilty plea (so far), and second, after Snuffleupagus, from a dude no one had heard of?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)

Pointed out by smart cyber expert on NPR a few weeks back, twitter and Facebook, et al, their entire business model is built around targeting people and controlling the flow of information, just as these Russians did. It would go against the financial interests of social media to make it harder to do what the Russians did/are doing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)

Perhaps key takeaway from Renato:

7/ The Russians charged in this indictment will likely never be brought to the U.S., but an American could be charged if (1) the American knew of the criminal activity and helped it succeed ("aiding and abetting") or (2) agreed to be part of the criminal activity ("conspiracy").

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

amazing how Trump manages to get the "inside the White House's disastrous week" headline like 3 times a month

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

xxpost It would go against it, and they can argue 'we're not responsible for content!' but the path of 'wow isn't it funny this US based business is assisting foreign agents in disruption' being implied if not outlined directly can't be making for happy times up on Market.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

i want to know what the russians' training was like

mookieproof, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

"7/ The Russians charged in this indictment will likely never be brought to the U.S., but an American could be charged if (1) the American knew of the criminal activity and helped it succeed ("aiding and abetting") or (2) agreed to be part of the criminal activity ("conspiracy")."

that's the other Plea that was just announced (Pinedo)

akm, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:15 (seven years ago)

Just called the number I have for Mikhail Burchik, named in the indictment as an employee of the Internet Research Agency. He said "Yes I have heard the news" and hung up.

— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) February 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

i want to know what the russians' training was like

I hear it involved heavy use of steroids and Human Growth factor. also, how to substitute clean urine for their own.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

apparently the Russians knew more about campaigning than Hillary Clinton

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:20 (seven years ago)

Russian troll farm owner Evgeny Prigozhin says he is "completely not bothered" by the indictment, per RIA.

"The Americans are really impressionable people, they see what they want to see. I greatly respect them. If they want to see the devil - let them see him."

— max seddon (@maxseddon) February 16, 2018

Russia's foreign ministry spokeswoman:

"13 people meddled in the US election? 13 against billion-dollar budgets? Against intelligence and counterintelligence, against the latest methods and technology? Isn't that absurd? Yes. But it's contemporary American political reality."

— max seddon (@maxseddon) February 16, 2018

russians otm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

badass

mookieproof, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

Russian foreign ministry spokesperson failed to explain who was paying 13 Russians to meddle in the USA elections and why they'd bother, if as said, it was a pointless and futile exercise from the get-go.

"The Americans are really impressionable people, they see what they want to see.

This came out of the mouth of someone who has given this matter a lot of thought and has come to a sound conclusion.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

i hope that like with school shootings each time the russians interfere in american elections the republicans offer thoughts and prayers, reminding us that now is not the time for action, and besides, nothing can be done prevention-wise in the first place. 2nd amendment. tax cuts

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

i know that my anxiety instinct is just finding a new tree trunk to wrap itself around here, but between this showy indictment & eli lake banging the war drum over that skirmish in syria i'm starting to get a real, real bad feeling again

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

This Russian operation had staff in the hundreds, and a monthly budget of .25 mil PER MONTH by Sept. 2016 -- for context, this is more manpower and resources than most Republican presidential campaigns.

— Elise Jordan (@Elise_Jordan) February 16, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)

can't fault the hustle

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

a monthly budget of $1.25 mil PER MONTH

Per month, I tell you!

nickn, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

"13 people meddled in the US election? 13 against billion-dollar budgets? Against intelligence and counterintelligence, against the latest methods and technology? Isn't that absurd? Yes. But it's contemporary American political reality."

19 people mounted a successful attack on the most powerful nation in history, including damaging its defense dept's HQ? Isn't that absurd??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

can't fault the hustle

Godless ex-communists seem to have developed a quasi-Protestant work ethic and an almost-American level of drive and inventiveness right quick, Itellyouwhut.

So, second look at socialism?

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:49 (seven years ago)

who remembers this

Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 9, 2017

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

No dumb variation on “oh oh so we’re supposed to believe this was the sole reason Trump won?!” will ever go away.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

they think it's purely "sour grapes", cause that's all it would be about for them if the sides were reversed

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

Me finding out the Russians will pay you to sit in a room and post bad tweets all day pic.twitter.com/MfAcBikpLx

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 16, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)

Quiet, relaxed sort of day.

Press was invited to get on Air Force One, then rushed off and hurried back inside as Melania Trump's motorcade pulled up. Some screaming from a White House press aide. No pictures allowed of first lady's arrival.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

p. sure this girl just challenged the presidetn to a fight

Dear Donald Trump,
I’m the 16 year old girl who tweeted you and told you i didn’t want your condolences, I wanted gun control, and went viral because of it. I heard you’re coming to my community soon and I would like to express my opinions on gun control to you face to face.

— sarah // #NEVERAGAIN (@sarahchad_) February 16, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

Trump's ears perk up. Sixteen, you say?

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)

"...meet me near the swings after 6th period"

Evan, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

Though it's a bit pathetic that this 16th year old is picking on a fifth grader

Evan, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

How much will his approval rating rise after he makes a pass at an underage mass shooting survivor on camera?

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

(With Melania by his side, natch.)

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

Trump's ears perk up. Sixteen, you say?

― I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, February 16, 2018 3:12 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"...meet me near the swings after 6th period"

― Evan, Friday, February 16, 2018 3:13 PM

guys

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

That was an unintended criss cross of dumb jokes.

Evan, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:17 (seven years ago)

I forgot to "xp"

Evan, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

the Russians will pay you to sit in a room and post bad tweets all day

stupid hot take. he makes it sound like someone with their feet up on the desk, eating bad Chinese take-out from a carton and tweeting whatever popped into their head. just cuz he does it that way doesn't mean the Russians did. social media are perfect for conducting psy-ops and iteratively measuring their success.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

maybe true but my own image of the Macedonian teenagers at least is not a roomful of sober guys in black ties

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:24 (seven years ago)

breaking: first photos of russian election meddling HQ emerges

https://i.imgur.com/WmFHNzS.jpg

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)

what they wear is not relevant. how they decide what to tweet is relevant.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)

Boris is 18 years old, a lean, slouching youth with gray eyes, hair mowed close to his skull, and the rudiments of a beard. When he isn’t smoking a cigarette, he’s lighting one. He listens to a lot of gangsta rap: the Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, Wu-Tang Clan; after watching Notorious, the 2009 biopic of B.I.G., he decided he would like to visit Brooklyn, a New York City borough he imagines overrun more by gangsters than hipsters. He is an affable raconteur, with a droll sense of humor and a clear-eyed view of himself and his town. Someday he wants to leave Veles, because of how little there is to do. You can live with your parents and have them pay for your evenings in a bar, or you can bus tables in a café. If you’re a gym rat, you might work security. A few factories on the outskirts of town still offer regular employment, but nothing lavish. “We can’t make money here with a real job,” Boris says.

https://www.wired.com/2017/02/veles-macedonia-fake-news/

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

I apologize for suggesting that our president is an unrepentant piece of shit who will gleefully indulge in any and every opportunity to transgress against the basic moral fabric of the country he leads. I meant to state it outright rather than merely suggest.

I Wanna Be A Door (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)

“Effective one week today, discontinue any Top Secret or SCI-level interim clearances for individuals whose investigations or adjudications have been pending since June 1, 2017 or before,” the memo states as one of the White House’s new guidelines.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) February 16, 2018

new kelly clearance guidelines. does this mean jared?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

the misuse of the term gangsta rap really irritates

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:52 (seven years ago)

And Ivanka?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

ivanksta rap

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 16, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/vGTumqA.png

frogbs, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

that's why the trump campaign deputy manager is pleading guilty of "something", mr. president : )

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

The criminal complaint, Dowd said, “speaks for itself,” adding that, “I think the special counsel found the culprits. I think he did a good job. I think he did a hell of a job.”

Case closed!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

whoops https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-lawyer-presidents-happy-mueller-indicted-13-russian-meddlers

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

Dowd said he was confident the president would be pleased with the news. “I’m sure he is happy,” he said. “We’ve had a lot of faith in Bob Mueller and his team and it makes you feel good when they do a good job. They got these bastards who tried to hurt the country.”

lmao

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:25 (seven years ago)

Hmm

Headline doesn’t reflect that Cordish is a close friend of Kushner https://t.co/ejdGKQ7FEL

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 16, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure no one was indicted and plead guilty over Benghazi.

it's just lib benghazi, but I guess that's how american politics works

— Matt Bruenig (@MattBruenig) February 16, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

probably similar levels of import in the long run

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

what do you mean

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

it means benghazi had about as much to do w/ what ails america as russian meddling does

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

I.e. a lot.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

Many things ail America, I'm proud to add two more.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

I mean, if you're talking psychosis levels, sure! xp

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

many Americans unable to triage bullshit, a permanent problem it seems

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:13 (seven years ago)

Mad that Mike Flynn isn’t in a position of power but from the left.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

Whatever that means, I can't parse it.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

So it appears that today's indictments were a successful attempt to lull the administration into complacency (and perhaps a loosening of lips because, hey, double jeopardy!...right?) so Mueller can deliver the old one-two to the breadbasket when they least expect it.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

Independent of any other prognostication, I am absolutely certain that Trump, for the moment, believes that the investigation is complete and that he is free and clear.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:34 (seven years ago)

Simon do you regard "Russian meddling" outside the context of declining democracies and the ascent of supranational billionaires? Do you not believe that Putin's directive is to eat back into Europe and destabilize institutions that put a check on human rights? Are you more or less in agreement with Trump when during the campaign he dismissed Putin's despotism and murder with the claim that "we do it too, so what"?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:35 (seven years ago)

the pleading indicting 13 (!) russians (!!) say this began in 2014. totally coincidentally, comrade combover announced in new hampshire in 2014 : )

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:39 (seven years ago)

xp if so, I guess yeah this is a "lib benghazi"?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

The US has its share of issues unrelated to Russian meddling, no doubt, but suggesting that its impact is on par with that of Benghazi is, uh, insane?

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)

With all the indictments and pleas, I think this is still more of a beginnin-ghazi.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

guys, guys America is already broke, stop being paranoid about ppl trying to fuck it up for good, you sound unhinged

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:47 (seven years ago)

Simon do you regard "Russian meddling" outside the context of declining democracies and the ascent of supranational billionaires? Do you not believe that Putin's directive is to eat back into Europe and destabilize institutions that put a check on human rights? Are you more or less in agreement with Trump when during the campaign he dismissed Putin's despotism and murder with the claim that "we do it too, so what"?

I don't particularly care about any of that tbh. like, yes, putin is an asshole and shadowy cabals of billionaires need to be guillotined down the line, but I'm concerned about the issues that can attract mass working-class (and below) political engagement, and Russia ain't it.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)

It will be pretty ironic when Russia wins, takes over America, and then gets caught in the crossfire of us shooting each other all the time and has to leave. #worsethanafghanistan

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:51 (seven years ago)

xp right, populating governments w/ oligarchs has no effect on the working class wtf

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

I'm sure Steve Mnuchin is in agreement

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

josh lol

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

iirc both major American parties are, currently, essentially oligarchies :)

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

You don't think Russian propaganda had an impact on political engagement?

Moodles, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

there's no way donald trump will win the election

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

I think you don't know what an oligarchy is xp

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

You don't think Russian propaganda had an impact on political engagement?

Sure, but not nearly as much as broad - and very understandable - disillusionment with both major parties. (Or for that matter good old-fashioned gerrymandering)

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

a small group of people having control of a country, organization, or institution

aka "the donor class", what am I missing here

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

the two party system is a completely busted piece of shit comprised of the majority of Americans

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:58 (seven years ago)

Simon, it's baffling how I can simultaneously agree wholeheartedly with a point you make and wildly disagree with the conclusions you draw from the point you've made.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)

"comprised of" doing a lot of work there, being "part" of one of those parties is, for most of those people, an extremely passive set of acts xp

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:01 (seven years ago)

but I mean if you really think a significant # of americans are ever going to see material improvements in their lives without either a massive restructuring of Democratic party infrastructure or (heaven forbid) a viable third party - both of which require heretofore unseen levels of mobilization, whcih, again, Russiagate will never fuel - then good luck USA I guess!

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

lmao

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:04 (seven years ago)

anyway I think that's exactly what the family of Anna Politkovskaya said after she was murdered, "god, Putin is such an asshole"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:04 (seven years ago)

Sure, but not nearly as much as broad - and very understandable - disillusionment with both major parties.

Disillusionment with both major parties is one of their goals! Heard on the news today that Russian bots were pushing pro *and* con gun posts and arguments. They want to destabilize our country and encourage division. Rather than fight for a win they've decided to encourage us to lose, and they seem to be doing a pretty good job, the dicks.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)

love it when the accusation of Putin apologia comes out, it's a classic every time xp

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)

You know what would make that goal much harder? Effective messaging and a winning program, which the Dems aren't providing.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

an old chestnut

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-campaign-staffers-pushed-russian-propaganda-days-before-the-election

none of these people knew that russia was involved! tax cuts!!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

Russia investigation should be abandoned cause Joe the Plumber doesn't give a fuck, is that your basic argument here?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

trump back at 40% (via gallup) for the first time since july 2017, btw
http://news.gallup.com/poll/201617/gallup-daily-trump-job-approval.aspx

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

No, by all means, keep the investigation going! But don't let it monopolize your attention and energy just cause the thought of Kushner in handcuffs is fun (which it is) xp

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

I literally haven't seen a single leftist argue for not investigating.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

oh ok I was totally wasting all my energy on that, but now I'm freed and can take down Trumpism more effectively, thanks

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

cool, now you're free to canvas for M4A :)

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

Historically speaking, how do nations tend to fare after foreign powers have meddled in their electoral processes? I wanna say 'really well' but I don't have the figures in front of me.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:16 (seven years ago)

point to where I said meddling was good, or did you miss the part where I said the investigation was a fine thing to do

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)

we can all walk and chew gum at the same time

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

firing the FBI director for investigating russian interference in the election (after you've fired the director of the National Security Agency for undisclosed contacts with the russians regarding quid pro quo for sanction lifting after "free" election advertising) is the sign of a president innocent of treason : )

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

"Russian influence and Republican collusion" can be used to thoroughly discredit the currently-worst cabal of oligarchic and neo-fascist politicians among the unaffiliated voters (aka independents), who are necessary to winning elections. As such, it does a fair-sized fraction of the work needed to elect less awful people and begin to advance the chances for better policies.

iow, 'Russia' may not punch our ticket to political nirvana, but it isn't peanuts, tactically speaking.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:20 (seven years ago)

^ding ding ding

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

btw I love "joe the plumber" as a condescending shorthand for working people who have much more pressing, material, daily concerns than the finer points of this investigation.

"Russian influence and Republican collusion" can be used to thoroughly discredit the currently-worst cabal of oligarchic and neo-fascist politicians among the unaffiliated voters (aka independents)

there are about a million easier ways to do this lol

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:22 (seven years ago)

those same oligarchies keep health care expensive, wages plummeting, and kids getting killed. tell me those aren't more urgent problems to the average worker.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)

but by all means run a campaign primarily on Russia shit and see how that goes lol

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)

oh yep you sure do seem to really be against condescension

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)

As soon as anyone can script or at least envision a 30-second ad that meaningfully connects russian meddling to the bipartisan shitshow that makes American daily life for so many some form of hell, and *then* meaningfully sell a new vision for change that helps to chip away at disenfranchisement and disillusionment of independents, then I'll be convinced there's a winning strategy there

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

as soon as I see a Dem candidate making Russia the primary focus of their campaign, I won't RMDE at you

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

Y'all are the ones trying to make it seems like there's a meaningful connection you can sell to people!

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)

there are about a million easier ways to do this lol

go right ahead. I hear it's really easy.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

DEFENDANTS AND THEIR CO-CONSPIRATORS

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)

thanks qualmsley

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

the problem with non-voters is they just haven't seen enough discredited politicians. surely that will cure voter apathy!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

by all means run a campaign primarily on Russia shit

You have too little imagination.

If Mueller indicts three or four people who are among Trump's dozen closest associates, family members, and advisors, those who the public perceives as his most trusted inner circle, then no one needs to run their campaign by harping on it; the public will already be primed to reject people who have cozied up to Trump, defended him and linked arms with him politically.

That's precisely when you run your campaign primarily on issues, so when you win you've got a green light to run with what you campaigned on. It's also when you push hard for the most progressive candidates available, so maybe they can ride the 'wave' into power.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

the problem with non-voters is they just haven't seen enough discredited politicians. surely that will cure voter apathy!

non-voters do not decide elections. and I've had a belly full of pinning my hopes on them and them never showing up.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:45 (seven years ago)

"the public will already be primed to reject people who have cozied up to Trump, defended him and linked arms with him politically."

everyone knows who and what trump is.

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:47 (seven years ago)

if you're ready to give up on half yr country then Putin needs to help fucking up yr democracy

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:49 (seven years ago)

SH

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:50 (seven years ago)

everyone knows who and what trump is.

news you can use: on a day to day basis most of the public tunes this stuff out. retired people may watch FOX 8 hours a day, but I'm talking people under 55. when Donald trump Jr. is indicted, about a third of the country will mistakenly believe his dad was indicted.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:50 (seven years ago)

so why tf would indictments change that

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:52 (seven years ago)

Simon, why so full of shit today?

El Tomboto, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:52 (seven years ago)

I feel great!

Simon H., Friday, 16 February 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

Completely honestly, can someone help me understand what the charges against these 13 people are, exactly (aside from the wire fraud and identity theft issues)? I don't think that posting political opinions to social media (even a lot) and organizing rallies are illegal things for non-Americans to do (?). The amount of money that was spent does seem pretty large but it doesn't seem like the charges have to do with an issue of skirting campaign financing limits, afaik (?). Is the crux of the issue that they misrepresented their identities while doing these things? If so, would this also be as much of a problem if they were Americans?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

if you're ready to give up on half yr country

I can't fucking well drag them to the polls. They'll have to figure out why and how to vote all on their own. Until they show themselves willing to do so, I'll figure that is the best I can expect from them.

You seem to think that changing the non-voting habits of half the country is "easy". I don't, History and experience bear me out more than they do your fond hopes. When was this happy time when 95% of Americans voted?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:56 (seven years ago)

xp Theyre very strange things for non americans to do fyi

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:57 (seven years ago)

They are being charged with fraud among other things

Moodles, Friday, 16 February 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)

what the charges against these 13 people are, exactly (aside from the wire fraud and identity theft issues)?

Legally speaking, these are plenty. Wire fraud is serious stuff. The implicit charges have to do with motives, but motives are not indictable.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 February 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)

The wire fraud, bank fraud, and identity theft charges (each of which only applies to a subset of the 13 afaik) I get. It's the "conspiracy to defraud the United States" (which all 13 are being charged with) part I'm less clear on.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

it's no big deal that the POTUS conspired with the PUTIN to steal the white house : )

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

It must be a statutory charge or how could they indict? but I have no idea about the statute behind it.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

xp Theyre very strange things for non americans to do fyi

I keep rereading this, trying to work out whether it's a dig at Fred.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

or me lol

xps I should have said "simple", not "easy". the answers aren't complex but getting corporatist parties to implement them is a different story.

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

I think it boils down to an organised attempt to dishonestly interfere with the operation of government or a government department. Xp

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

gualmsley I can't knock yr dedication

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

It must be a statutory charge or how could they indict? but I have no idea about the statute behind it.

That's what I'm asking for clarification about.
2xp or me for that matter

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

The wire fraud, bank fraud, and identity theft charges (each of which only applies to a subset of the 13 afaik) I get. It's the "conspiracy to defraud the United States" (which all 13 are being charged with) part I'm less clear on.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:01 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_against_the_United_States

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

motives are not indictable.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, February 16, 2018 11:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.justia.com/criminal/offenses/inchoate-crimes/conspiracy/

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

"it's the extent of the subterfuge" paul "ayn" ryan (r-wi)

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)

Thanks for the link. So, if I'm understanding, the premise of the accusation is, essentially, that campaigning for or against a candidate under a false identity on social media is obstructing a lawful governmental function? But it wouldn't be interference or obstruction if done under one's own name?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:12 (seven years ago)

Not a knock at anyone. Eh except Americans tbf

rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

They criticized all candidates "except Sanders and Trump." Serious question: has Bernie Sanders ever acknowledged his online support being amplified by the Russians and said he didn't welcome it? pic.twitter.com/2oDSqjLA3M

— Baratunde (@baratunde) February 16, 2018

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

*runs away*

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

everyone knows who and what trump is

Can smell the bullshit all the way over here

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

lmao at that link/question

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

has Ruskie interference made Bernie the best liked pol, or is it what he says and how he says it

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:19 (seven years ago)

yeah it’s definitely only his message. absolutely. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:22 (seven years ago)

The weird thing about that tweet is that Jill Stein isn't mentioned.

Frederik B, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:22 (seven years ago)

because she’s not mentioned in that section of the indictment.

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

reading is fundamental

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

Does it say anywhere that they did anything to promote Sanders or just that they refrained from criticizing him?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:24 (seven years ago)

x-post: Yes, then the weird thing is that she isn't mentioned in that section of the indictment :) Believe me, I wasn't trying to defend Bernie, he should have spoken out more forcefully back during the first DNC leaks imo.

Frederik B, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

right, it couldn't have anything to do with his full throated advocacy for incredibly popular positions xps

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

like not cutting a red cent from medicare, and raising the capital gains tax. OH WAIT

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:27 (seven years ago)

sorry -- talking about 2scoops, not the bern!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:27 (seven years ago)

43. By 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators used their fictitious online personas to interfere with the 2016 U.S. presidential election. They engaged in operations primarily intended to communicate derogatory information about Hillary Clinton, to denigrate other candidates such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, and to support Bernie Sanders and then-candidate Donald Trump.

a. On or about February 10, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators internally circulated an outline of themes for future content to be posted to ORGANIZATION-controlled social media accounts. Specialists were instructed to post content that focused on “politics in the USA” and to “use any opportunity to criticize Hillary and the rest (except Sanders and Trump—we support them).”

b. On or about September 14, 2016, in an internal review of an ORGANIZATION- created and controlled Facebook group called “Secured Borders,” the account specialist was criticized for having a “low number of posts dedicated to criticizing Hillary Clinton” and was told “it is imperative to intensify criticizing Hillary Clinton” in future posts.


...

46. ...
b. On or about November 3, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators purchased an advertisement to promote a post on the ORGANIZATION-controlled Instagram account “Blacktivist” that read in part: “Choose peace and vote for Jill Stein. Trust me, it’s not a wasted vote.”

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)

https://www.justice.gov/file/1035477/download

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

i don’t have a pdf viewer with find on my phone

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

Well, decisively less weird then.

Frederik B, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

So, if I'm understanding, the premise of the accusation is, essentially, that campaigning for or against a candidate under a false identity on social media is obstructing a lawful governmental function? But it wouldn't be interference or obstruction if done under one's own name?

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The charge isn't "interference or obstruction," which are accomplished ends, but rather "conspiracy to defraud," which is predicated upon an agreement to seek such ends by means of deception. Here the deceit charged is the creation and use of false American identities by non-Americans acting on behalf of a foreign state.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

OK, thanks, that helps. So it does come down to the misrepresentation of identity.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:33 (seven years ago)

the stolen ssns alone...

Use of Stolen U.S. Identities
41. In or around 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators also used, possessed, and transferred, without lawful authority, the social security numbers and dates of birth of real U.S. persons without those persons’ knowledge or consent. Using these means of identification, Defendants and their co-conspirators opened accounts at PayPal, a digital payment service provider; created false means of identification, including fake driver’s licenses; and posted on ORGANIZATION-controlled social media accounts using the identities of these U.S. victims. Defendants and their co-conspirators also obtained, and attempted to obtain, false identification documents to use as proof of identity in connection with maintaining accounts and purchasing

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:33 (seven years ago)

sorry last line there is “advertisements on social media sites”

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:34 (seven years ago)

the indictment is pretty compelling. i recommend curling up by a fire and taking it all in

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:35 (seven years ago)

This just supports my notion that teaching critical thinking needs to be one of our highest priority goals. Because the Russians are frankly right: Americans are so ridiculously suggestible that they'll even believe a vote for Jill Stein isn't a waste.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:38 (seven years ago)

yeah, but they said "trust me"...i mean, you gotta trust that

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:39 (seven years ago)

it's like asking a drug dealer if they're a cop, rules are rules

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

@old lunch amen

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

72. Beginning on or about August 5, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators used the false U.S. persona @March_for_Trump Twitter account to recruit and later pay a real U.S. person to wear a costume portraying Clinton in a prison uniform at a rally in West Palm Beach.
73. Beginning on or about August 11, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators used the false U.S. persona “Matt Skiber” Facebook account to recruit a real U.S. person to acquire signs and a costume depicting Clinton in a prison uniform.

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:43 (seven years ago)

my favorite part

58. ...

d. Defendants and their co-conspirators thereafter destroyed evidence for the purpose of impeding the investigation. On or about September 13, 2017, KAVERZINA wrote in an email to a family member: “We had a slight crisis here at work: the FBI busted our activity (not a joke). So, I got preoccupied with covering tracks together with the colleagues.” KAVERZINA further wrote, “I created all these pictures and posts, and the Americans believed that it was written by their people.”

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:44 (seven years ago)

can “the FBI busted our activity (not a joke)” be the name of the march thread

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:44 (seven years ago)

OK, thanks, that helps. So it does come down to the misrepresentation of identity.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (forty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

While any form of fraud is predicated upon a deceit, I intentionally described these charges as predicated not simply upon the misrepresentation of personal and organizational *identity*, but also upon the misrepresentation of personal and organizational *nationality*. Whether that distinction is one of law or prosecutorial discretion I'm not sure.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:45 (seven years ago)

xps much harder to sell people on a third way out when the Dems aren't awful. that happens to be the easier and more impactful thing to try to fix before the midterms, I would think

and yes, I'd feel the same way about this if the same tactics had been used to get, idk, rob ford or Doug ford or Conrad black elected here

y'all have a fantastic night

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:45 (seven years ago)

good handles in the bit about wire fraud. i like ihatecri✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

ihatecrime1 at gmail dot com

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

Interesting thread from a Sanders campaign volunteer. I don’t think the campaign knew what was going on as far as the Russian disinfo stuff goes.

<thread> Just like the rest of the substance of the Muller indictment, the fact that Russian information operations favored Sanders over Clinton is not news. See, for example, https://t.co/xDLvSFE0fD https://t.co/nTJeRDyRLR

— Dan Nexon (@dhnexon) February 16, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

You mean except for Bernie's chief strategist being a former Manafort associate who likewise worked for the Russian side in Ukraine, right? Which doesn't necessarily mean he or especially Bernie knew, but might be taken to suggest strongly that the former did and the latter should have known.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:52 (seven years ago)

y'all have a fantastic night

Literally the only thing you’re prepared to talk about is how the Democrats aren’t enough like what you want them to be - dirty corporatists and all that - and you just spent the last three hours trying and failing to derail the thread into your personal rut. Sorry, try again tomorrow?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:52 (seven years ago)

http://youtu.be/CtVteemLin4

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:53 (seven years ago)

For my part, as a Bernie supporter, I have chosen to realize that today’s announcements are actually NOT ABOUT ME what a concept

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:55 (seven years ago)

I earnestly do not feel in a rut and I apologize for posting so much

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:56 (seven years ago)

Simon, it might help to keep in mind that you're arguing itt with people who largely share your concerns, not with like the entire 'left'-leaning population of the US. Some people in this country are definitely pinning way too much hope on Mueller's investigation but I don't think that's so of much an ILXor problem.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

i mean the democrats have a shit ton of work to do and part of that process will involve shaking the ptsd from being abused by the republicans constantly no matter what they do

that said i think this whole indictment speaks to multiple huge crises in america: in media (the perils of both sidesism) and online culture (susceptible to disinfo, echo chambers, trusting possibly bad actors) and the nuts and bolts of what americans use as “proof” of identity (what’s up equifax)

and the sexism of course. don’t forget the sexism since that’s probably what’s getting putin’s motor really running

rip ihatecrime1 at gmail dot com either way. heaven needed a totally believable not fake above board email address

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:22 (seven years ago)

this version of the 2/16/18 US special prosecutor indictment is text-searchable and lo and behold there are "trump" hits

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4380506-Internet-Research-Agency-Indictment.html

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:23 (seven years ago)

i'm sad that ihatecrime1 was taken but i'll settle for ihatecrime2

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:25 (seven years ago)

nb there are more crises for sure

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:25 (seven years ago)

can the POTUS issue pardons to foreigners? asking for a comrade

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:29 (seven years ago)

Simon, it's baffling how I can simultaneously agree wholeheartedly with a point you make and wildly disagree with the conclusions you draw from the point you've made.

― Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Friday, February 16, 2018

otm -- I've been having these fights all my life and held Simon's position in 2006. Yet, thanks to activists as committed as hoos, one of those corrupt major parties has moved further left than it has in my lifetime, and, yes, to a gay Hispanic like me this means a lot. I don't waste time on chimeras of third parties anymore because American history has shown they exist only to entrench or scare the two existing ones.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:29 (seven years ago)

fwiw Canada faces pretty much the exact same problem (with one more chimaera), but that has yet to dampen my enthusiasm. things seem immovable until they aren't.

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:44 (seven years ago)

Aimless doing some high-quality posting upthread, by the way (though things have moved on somewhat)

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

i... think that's what alfred was arguing? the choice of which issues which people take a hard line on is very rooted in personal politics.

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)

xp

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)

thanks, maura

And, I hope it's clear, complacency is never an option -- especially for people who look like me.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:56 (seven years ago)

I don't intend this condescendingly, but I don't look to Canada as a model. Our histories are too different.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 01:57 (seven years ago)

no, of course not.

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

yw alfred. sorry about my mangled grammar. long day

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 02:55 (seven years ago)

Long fuckin’ week

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:01 (seven years ago)

yw alfred. sorry about my mangled grammar. long day

― maura, Friday, February 16, 2018 9:55 PM

I didn't notice!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:02 (seven years ago)

So tired of the armchair expert takes on the democratic party. Like of course Simon H would you do a much better job than the people in charge.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:33 (seven years ago)

Maybe not but he would do a better job as the director of programming at msnbc. Watching lawrence o’donnell speculate about “what vladimir putin knows about trup” jesus

treeship 2, Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:41 (seven years ago)

jesus christ

I'll repeat: you can care about a massive effort to de-stabilize an election that cost HRC a victory and support policies that will attract minority voters.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:02 (seven years ago)

of course, if you watch cable teevee all day that's your problem

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:02 (seven years ago)

Russian indictments could set stage for more Mueller charges https://t.co/A8TM7mdrGm pic.twitter.com/IbetQR9Gzr

— Mike Walker (@New_Narrative) February 17, 2018

love how every photo of this guys he looks like he's just about to indict someone

i hope the trump goons and trump himself all have nightmares about that look

j., Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:15 (seven years ago)

i don't do that. this is the first time i turned it on in a while.

that said i think this whole indictment speaks to multiple huge crises in america: in media (the perils of both sidesism) and online culture (susceptible to disinfo, echo chambers, trusting possibly bad actors) and the nuts and bolts of what americans use as “proof” of identity (what’s up equifax)

- maura

i agree with this

treeship 2, Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:16 (seven years ago)

OK, thanks, that helps. So it does come down to the misrepresentation of identity.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (forty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

While any form of fraud is predicated upon a deceit, I intentionally described these charges as predicated not simply upon the misrepresentation of personal and organizational *identity*, but also upon the misrepresentation of personal and organizational *nationality*. Whether that distinction is one of law or prosecutorial discretion I'm not sure.

― Moo Vaughn, Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To elaborate a bit upon this, because I think I stated if not thought about it with insufficient clarity, I'd characterize the crux of the charge as not simply misrepresentation of identity, but misrepresentation of identity *to the government*. As per paragraph 1 of the indictment, foreign agents are required to register with the government before engaging in domestic political activity. Those who engage in such activity without registering violate the registration requirement, but those who go further and do so under the guise of US personhood are also effectively misrepresenting their registration status to the government. So there's a sense in which the charges apply uniquely to foreign agents (but not all foreign nationals?). Of course, US citizens who engage in the same sort of activity probably could be charged under the statute as well to the extent that they misrepresent their identity to the government by means such as the identity theft described in counts three through eight of the indictment. And even to the extent that they don't themselves engage in identity theft or even misrepresentation, they could be charged nevertheless as co-conspirators to the extent that they agree that someone else will do so. Whether the choice to indict only foreign nationals and not any domestic persons today reflects a) a determination that none engaged in similarly actionable conduct or b) a strategic decision to delay/avoid such indictments in favor of seeking/having already obtained their guilty pleas/cooperation remains to be seen.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:08 (seven years ago)

The impressions of Mueller's investigation that I get from the indictments handed down so far, coupled with the stories that have reached the press via investigative digging and the various leaks out of the White House, Congress and legal teams representing those who have been called to testify, is that Mueller and his team are very expert, thorough and professional.

However it is that the politics in reaction to his findings eventually play out, they will not be driven by incompetence or partisanship in Mueller's office. Contrast and compare: Ken Starr.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:18 (seven years ago)

And, of course, foreign agents can include US persons.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:23 (seven years ago)

cf Flynn

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 February 2018 11:07 (seven years ago)

one thing though: on the internet people communicate under assumed identities all the time. and they are always talking about politics. is the scope and coordination of these efforts the issue or would it be equally illegal if -- say -- a british person made an ilx sock called "joe american" and started ranting against trump?

treeship 2, Saturday, 17 February 2018 13:28 (seven years ago)

It needs to be a conspiracy between two or more people.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 February 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)

Yeah, it takes two, and some degree of two-way cooperation/coordination or at least complicity.
It doesn't seem too hard to read the (loose) Mueller tea leaves. When he was assembling his A-Team, he brought on all sorts of dudes with specific skill sets: demolitions, sniping, disguise, etc. We're seeing the fruits of those independent specialities, sort of sequentially: fraud, white collar crime, money laundering. All we've learned so far seems to be starting on the outside and working its way in, though, tightening. Mueller's original charge was Russian interference in the election, so it began with Manafort/Gates (indirectly connected to Russia) and Papadapolous (low-level, perhaps, but directly connected), and Flynn (high-level and directly connected), all (important or not) connected to Trump. Next came a bunch of Russians (directly related to election interference) and a low-level American facilitator (who may or may not have known what he was doing). What's missing so far are indictments that charge direct involvement between the Trump campaign and then, subsequent, any cover up. Those would be the biggest bombshells and so Mueller and his team need the most time to gather evidence, but I bet they're coming.

Many busted so far seem to be holdovers from the Comey era. He started those investigations (Flynn, Manafort, Gates, even Papadapolous), and Mueller is bringing those investigations to their legal fruition. But all the stuff that's come out since Trump was elected, the stuff about Jr., the stuff about obstruction, and so on, that's all on Mueller to investigate from the ground up, and it seems very unlikely that nothing will come of it. Us armchair participants already know a ton of stuff re: "collusion"/cooperation ("I love it!") and obstruction of justice, but we have no idea how deep the story goes. All we know is that it likely goes deeper than what is in the public record. Which is to say I expect, at minimum, more foreign nationals to get charged as well as several more Americans.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:15 (seven years ago)

one thing though: on the internet people communicate under assumed identities all the time. and they are always talking about politics. is the scope and coordination of these efforts the issue or would it be equally illegal if -- say -- a british person made an ilx sock called "joe american" and started ranting against trump?

― treeship 2, Saturday, February 17, 2018 1:28 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was attempting to get at this above. The issue is not nationality, but foreign *agency*.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

It needs to be a conspiracy between two or more people.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, February 17, 2018 1:38 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, a conspiracy does. Fraud does not.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:41 (seven years ago)

I could very well be misstating the theory underlying the conspiracy to defraud charge, but this is my superficial understanding of it based upon an incomplete and perhaps too superficial scan of the indictment. Even with that caveat, it should be noted that indictments are lists of charges and the facts alleged to establish guilt, and do not necessarily or fully spell out the precise theory that connects them. In American criminal law unlike its civil law, such theories are generally not fully tested until during and especially after trial, probably because the legal system as a matter of norms gives greater benefits of the doubt to government prosecutors than private litigants, allowing prosecutors to state them somewhat vaguely up front and modify them to some degree over the course of the case.

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

And this is intended as academic explanation, not legal advice

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

lol

j., Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

“I’ve got a tip for Robert Mueller,” Gorka said. “Some other people messed with our elections, and they’re right here in America. It’s Hillary Clinton. There’s the DNC. There’s Fusion GPS. And there’s Hillary’s lawyer. They messed with the election. They stole the candidacy from Bernie Sanders and then they gave false information to a FISA court. So Mr. Mueller, if you want to actually put some people in prison, start with the Americans that perverted our election here in America.”

“Well said,” Sean Hannity reacted.

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)

they're gonna find the real killer, like OJ did

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

Impeach Hillary!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)

Trump isn't even introspective enough to write his own "If I Did It."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)

he would get as far as "I" and then get lost in the letter

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:48 (seven years ago)

The only argument you can make is that he didn't even make it as far as VA:

Trump shattered the moral authority of his Presidency during Charlottesville. It can never be restored. We live in the surreal world where the words of the POTUS have no meaning. His presence brings no comfort. He is an avatar of disunion, division; selfishness and immorality

— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) February 17, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:24 (seven years ago)

“Charges Deal Don A Big Win,” written by Michael Goodwin of the @nypost, succinctly states that “the Russians had no impact on the election results.” There was no Collusion with the Trump Campaign. “She lost the old-fashioned way, by being a terrible candidate. Case closed.”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 17, 2018

Raise your hand if you think Donald Trump knows what "succinct" means.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

I’m always kind of surprised there aren’t *more* typos and malapropisms in his tweets.

treeship 2, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

The tone of his tweets is increasingly like Stuart Smalley talking into a mirror.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)

“I’ve got a tip for Robert Mueller,” Gorka said. “Some other people messed with our elections, and they’re right here in America. It’s Hillary Clinton. There’s the DNC. There’s Fusion GPS. And there’s Hillary’s lawyer. They messed with the election. They stole the candidacy from Bernie Sanders and then they gave false information to a FISA court. So Mr. Mueller, if you want to actually put some people in prison, start with the Americans that perverted our election here in America.”

“Well said,” Sean Hannity reacted.

This kind of stuff (which I guess I should call the basic right-wing media template) amazes me because it's this assemblage of allegations that are individually and provably false but that piled together sound like something real. It would take you so much time to debunk everything in that paragraph that by the time you were done you'd already be six talking points behind. And the result obviously is a sizable part of the population -- 20 or 30 percent? -- that carries around in their heads this fog of damning reference points that can be scrambled and used in any order, effectively deflecting any incoming contradictory information. For a long time we have talked flippantly about Fox News "brainwashing" people, but it's a literal phenomenon.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)

It’s like Lil Wayne said, repetition is the father of learning

treeship 2, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

Several xps to the Steve Schmidt tweet: I don't understand people who lived through the George W. Bush administration and still thought the office of the presidency had any dignity left.

JRN, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

Trump has clearly demonstrated that there's still tons of dignity left to shed, we seem to find new lows every day

Moodles, Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)

a bit i guess? we have done this panto before

demonstrably unqualified republican bozo gains office, outrage o'erfloweth, deomcrats threaten to leave the country, no one actually does apart from me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)

deomcrats threaten to leave the country

hell, no! I won't go! this land is my land; it was made for me. I have I it on good authority.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

tracer if you give me a job i'll leave too

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

this assemblage of allegations that are individually and provably false but that piled together sound like something real. It would take you so much time to debunk everything in that paragraph that by the time you were done you'd already be six talking points behind

Oh look https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/perspectives/PE100/PE198/RAND_PE198.pdf

The country has effectively employed new dissemination channels and messages in support of its 2014 annexation of the Crimean peninsula, its ongoing involvement in the conflicts in Ukraine and Syria, and its antagonism of NATO allies. Like a “firehose of falsehood,” the Russian propaganda model is high-volume and multichannel, and it disseminates messages without regard for the truth. It is also rapid, continuous, and repetitive, and it lacks commitment to consistency. These techniques would seem to run counter to the received wisdom for successful information campaigns, but research in psychology supports many of the most successful aspects of the model. Furthermore, the very factors that make the firehose of falsehood effective also make it difficult to counter. Traditional counterpropaganda approaches will likely be inadequate in this context.

I honestly assume they adopted the firehose-of-falsehood model from News Corp and its tentacles. Certainly not the other way around.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

they're gonna find the real killer, like OJ did

hey they have geraldo working for them... he's good at finding stuff right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH46Gc8fiPA&feature=youtu.be&t=07

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH46Gc8fiPA&t=08

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

man i suck at making jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH46Gc8fiPA

maura, Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

this should end well

Two guests on @chrislhayes' show last night - @RepJerryNadler & @PhilippeReines said alleged Russia email hacking/troll farm activity is equivalent to Pearl Harbor. https://t.co/XlZU7wq3Cn https://t.co/T3wz6WtJmu

— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) February 17, 2018

Simon H., Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:48 (seven years ago)

The president's new Twitter banner is a photo of him smiling and giving a thumbs up while meeting tonight with police officers who responded to the massacre of 17 people, most of them students, at a high school in Parkland pic.twitter.com/3NoH95CqKQ

— Mark Berman (@markberman) February 17, 2018

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

That Twitter thread has moronic nonsense.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

Ha xpost

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

This is as scary as shit and so many progressives and liberals are falling for it. I don't know what we can do. Twitter and Facebook hide and demote anything that contradicts the Russia-gate narrative.

— EdgeOfSanity (@Quentin_Mann) February 17, 2018

will someone think of poor liberals and progressives like Quentin Mann

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

very kind of you alfred

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

(to mention me upthread i mean)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

For my part, as a Bernie supporter, I have chosen to realize that today’s announcements are actually NOT ABOUT ME what a concept

― El Tomboto, Saturday, February 17, 2018 12:55 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same and seeing that "People 4 Bernie" felt compelled to issue a statement about this mueller move made me want to throw my computer at a wall

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

you're one of my lights, HOOS

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)

we literally were not talking about bernie at all until the tweet maura linked brought him up!

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:43 (seven years ago)

(not trying to imply anything about maura, just that it wasn't like rabid bernie stans, a group that does not include me, weren't itching for a fight about it AFAICT)

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:44 (seven years ago)

*were lol

anyway I saw the first "chapo is russian" take today so that was inevitable

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:45 (seven years ago)

For my part, as a Bernie supporter, I have chosen to realize that today’s announcements are actually NOT ABOUT ME what a concept

― El Tomboto

It’s kind of about them though if people are going to be suspecting all left opposition of being a russian psy op now

treeship 2, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:50 (seven years ago)

anyway, this better end up with trump getting indicted for something

treeship 2, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:51 (seven years ago)

that would be nice

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:55 (seven years ago)

These indictments provide political cover for the investigation, and may provide additional witnesses.

Peeling an onion. Just like his Enron investigation.

Acanthonus armatus (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:58 (seven years ago)

Better be

treeship 2, Sunday, 18 February 2018 02:59 (seven years ago)

Honestly, we may come into an impasse in which many involved in the campaign (certainly Manafort and Jr.) are indicted for conspiracy against the U.S., but there is nothing that rises to "high crimes" from DJT himself. I believe there will be money laundering charges generally unrelated to the campaign, going back decades, and I'm not sure that's within Mueller's scope.

The best I hope for from this administration is that its crippled from committing further harm. A DJT indictment isn't neccessary for that.

The best I hope for for the investigation is that it causes any future narcissist opportunists to realize that campaigning for the presidency isn't a marketing move, and will put everything they or their associates have ever done under a microscope. We don't need all politicians to be saints, but we deserve better than the devil incarnate.

Acanthonus armatus (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 February 2018 03:07 (seven years ago)

but there is nothing that rises to "high crimes" from DJT himself

At least no evidence that connects him directly. He has a very limited inner circle who would probably have to testify against him, if he is ever to be tied in directly to the Russian tampering. I think it's not too likely Don Jr., Ivanka or Jared are going to turn state's evidence against him. Manafort probably expects a pardon. Flynn may not know enough to nail Trump without corroboration from others or unassailable documentary evidence.

We'll see.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 18 February 2018 03:55 (seven years ago)

I’m not sure whether or not this is horrifying, inevitable, or horrifying that it was inevitablehttps://t.co/rubwCTGBmS

— Rob Flaherty (@Rob_Flaherty) February 18, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 18 February 2018 04:27 (seven years ago)

aaah fuck this president.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 18 February 2018 04:31 (seven years ago)

Obviously at this point a twitter jokester will post a screenshot of an e-mail from Mueller demanding that the FBI reassign all Florida personnel to the Trump investigation, and within a week 25 percent of the country will believe it.

JoeStork, Sunday, 18 February 2018 04:38 (seven years ago)

I don’t really care about the FBI. It’s a reactionary organization, but I’d venture a guess that they were too busy spying on Black activists and entrapping people to get to this call. That’s their back to basics program, honestly.

— Dominick (@FanonsDream) February 18, 2018

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)

one thing that's important to keep in mind with the FBI is that the agents working on the trump case are also the only people capable of handling tips about potential mass shooters in the Florida office.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 05:09 (seven years ago)

SO the prez pretty much blamed the school shooting on the Russia investigation today

frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2018 06:26 (seven years ago)

I definitely disagree him on that one.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 18 February 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)

so good of simon h to share the absolute worst tweets and threads so i know to avoid them if i see them in the wild. you and morbs are doing the lord's work.

too notch (stevie), Sunday, 18 February 2018 09:23 (seven years ago)

How long before Trump exploits the failures of the FBI in this case?

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 13:56 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought it would be within the week. Of course he's never going to shut up about this now.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 February 2018 10:04 (seven years ago)

lmao stevie, regardless of yr politics, if you earnestly think Dominick's tweet there represents anything near the worst of twitter you're in for a shock

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:28 (seven years ago)

Did he get locked in the shitter this morning?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:52 (seven years ago)

17 kids were murdered

this is our president tonight pic.twitter.com/bShXe55ucs

— Tim Dickinson (@7im) February 18, 2018

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 February 2018 13:32 (seven years ago)

Eh -- this line of attack is lame. We're back to criticizing Dubya for playing golf as if that's the problem.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 13:34 (seven years ago)

yeah the "have you no decency" line won't change anyone's mind

Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)

we all already know the answer

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

But there are other people than those who needs to change their minds or die.

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

It's really not hard to ditch the lines of attack that will never work

Having students protest gun massacres every damn day is one good start

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:20 (seven years ago)

You guys are so hard on him, it's pretty obvious to me that he is being very strong in public, putting up a good front, and that the second the cameras are off and he's somewhere private, he just breaks down in tears. That's why he is reportedly such a homebody. He likes hanging at his own places because he knows all the hideaways where he can escape and just have a good cry.

Same with those porn stars and Playboy models. He just wanted someone to talk to, man. Someone like him, who knows what it's like to be objectified, to be dismissed as stupid or nothing but good looks, to hurt. Someone real. If it turned to sex that's just because of the close, honest connection they established, over shared experiences, over the disrespect born of being self-made but mocked by peers as a poseur or fake, over the dark strains of self-loathing that stem from growing up in a tough family where love came conditionally and at a premium.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for ignoring his clear pain just to score easy laughs and cheap political points.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)

he asks for two scoops to feed one under the table to the cutest little black russian terrier puppy he's too bashful to admit he bought himself for christmas in 2016 to celebrate the defeat of crooked hillary. tax cuts

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:46 (seven years ago)

I'm mostly just appalled that, in lieu of showing up in person to offer condolences, he's apparently just paid Madame Tussaud to truck his 'thumbs up' model from appearance to appearance.

Love Theme from Biodome (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

He's too cheap for wax, that shit is cardboard.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

i saw him at Tussauds yesterday. never had to work so hard to stop myself from defacing artwork.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

Unravel this conspiracy:

http://citizensvoice.com/polopoly_fs/1.2142218!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_700/image.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:24 (seven years ago)

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/582653211800002e00503a7e.jpeg?ops=scalefit_600_noupscale

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)

A well-placed space heater or discreet hairdryer, maybe?

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

an overheated cell phone in his blazer pocket

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:29 (seven years ago)

been a while since we've had a full on morning meltdown from the President of the United States

frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

"Great Pollster John McLaughlin now has the GOP up in the Generic Congressional Ballot. Big gain over last 4 weeks. I guess people are loving the big Tax Cuts given them by the Republicans, the Cuts the Dems want to take away. We need more Republicans!"

i can see that mclaughlin is a really reputable polling firm: http://mclaughlinonline.com/2017/09/21/bombthrowers-com-mainstream-political-polls-commit-fraud/

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)

wtf I haven't seen a single dime from this alleged tax cut.

akm, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

Hmm, we'll need to look into that. You should've received your dime by now.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

you're one of my lights, HOOS

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 17, 2018 8:14 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same

gbx, Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

lightHOOS ppl

? (seandalai), Monday, 19 February 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

Yup.

Hunt3r, Monday, 19 February 2018 01:19 (seven years ago)

hard agree

Simon H., Monday, 19 February 2018 01:39 (seven years ago)

bright HOOS the lightbringer

j., Monday, 19 February 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)

u forgot the aka

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 02:26 (seven years ago)

o right it's been so long since i HOOSed

j., Monday, 19 February 2018 02:27 (seven years ago)

been so long since I HOOSed and rolled

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 19 February 2018 02:33 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVwM5pqnT6A

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 19 February 2018 03:12 (seven years ago)

Full Duck Soup!

On Thursday Nov. 9, when President Trump and his team visited Beijing's Great Hall of the People, Chief of Staff John Kelly and a U.S. Secret Service agent skirmished with Chinese security officials over the nuclear football.

I've spoken to five sources familiar with the events. Here's what happened, as they describe it:

When the U.S. military aide carrying the nuclear football entered the Great Hall, Chinese security officials blocked his entry. (The official who carries the nuclear football is supposed to stay close to the president at all times, along with a doctor.)
A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
Then there was a commotion. A Chinese security official grabbed Kelly, and Kelly shoved the man’s hand off of his body. Then a U.S. Secret Service agent grabbed the Chinese security official and tackled him to the ground.

The whole scuffle was over in a flash, and the U.S. officials told about the incident were asked to keep quiet about it. Trump's team followed the normal security procedure to brief the Chinese before their visit to Beijing, according to a person familiar with the trip — but somebody at the Chinese end either didn't get the memo or decided to mess with the Americans anyway.

I'm told that at no point did the Chinese have the nuclear football in their possession or even touch the briefcase. I'm also told the head of the Chinese security detail apologized to the Americans afterwards for the misunderstanding.

https://www.axios.com/scoop-skirmish-in-beijing-over-the-nuclear-football-1518992774-1e7a513d-4190-459d-ad4f-2c8746fecc6f.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 08:33 (seven years ago)

gentlemenyoucantfightinherethisisthewarroom.flv

Occupation Propaganda dog (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 09:28 (seven years ago)

lol

In their efforts to undermine Hillary Clinton, the suspected Russian troll accounts uncovered by NBC retweeted MSNBC morning host @JoyAnnReid roughly half as many times as they did @realDonaldTrump, and 21 times more than they did @SenSanders. https://t.co/utQEzWakVe

— Walker Bragman (@WalkerBragman) February 18, 2018

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)

lol

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 19 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

seems like these trolls haven't quite parsed the intricacies of intra-left squabbling.

evol j, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

tbf neither have i

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 February 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

believe me my life was better before I did.

evol j, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

Maybe they did if they RTed someone who was focused on shit-talking a leftist candidate more than they RTed someone who was focused on health care and tuition and going on a DNC Unity Tour?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 19 February 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

yeah sund4r otm the russians know their job a heck of a lot better than "vindicated progressive journalist/cartoonist" walker bragman and his ilk

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:46 (seven years ago)

did they retweet HRC calling Sanders a communist, tho?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

(it seems the concern here is foreign shitposting, i guess)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:40 (seven years ago)

trump Jr is in India

GURGAON, India — When the Trump family jet lands in India this week, the family member taking a tour of the world’s largest democracy — with a Secret Service detail in tow — won’t be the president on a diplomatic mission. It will be his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., on a sales trip.

But Indians might be forgiven for not making much of the distinction.

The visit by the younger Mr. Trump, intended to help sell more than $1 billion in luxury residential units being built by the Trumps and their local partners, has been promoted with newspaper advertisements that read: “Trump has arrived. Have you?”

the important thing to keep in mind here is that the trump family's real estate interests will have absolutely nothing to do with the way that the trump administration conducts foreign policy with India. we can all trust the trump family to refuse to let one influence the other.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

Having often seen the effects that one clever amateur troll, bent on sowing disruption and discord, can have on the discourse of ordinary internet forums, I'm not inclined to discount the effect that more than 50 paid professional trolls could have on an election, when they are injected into social media amplifiers with the reach of Twitter and Facebook, over a period of years years, backed up by sophisticated data collection they can use to refine and perfect their technique.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

feel like Podesta's entire email box getting hacked and dumped onto the internet and dominating the most crucial month of campaigning had something to do with it too

frogbs, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

"soul cooking" was brilliant trolling

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 February 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

Another GOP Rep., Tom Rooney in Florida, declining to run for re-election.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

vic berger is talented

He is You’re president weather you like it or not: Get use to it! 🖕🏻
Happy presidence day, Mr. @realDonaldTrump.

RETWEET if He is the number one (#1) greatest prez America ever knew and He did more in one year then Abe Linkin did in 8 years. @potus #PresidentsDay2018 #maga pic.twitter.com/2p9vN7seIn

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) February 19, 2018

marcos, Monday, 19 February 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

vic berger is a hero

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

his Logan Paul video was probably the hardest I've laughed at anything on youtube in years

frogbs, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

A lot that’s correct in this mini thread.

It was a really close race. 8000 separate things could have flipped it to trump, from her dumb incompetent campaign to Comey. OF COURSE Russia flipped the race! They only had to get him a few thousand votes. pundits who ask "did it matter?" are dumb as a brick. https://t.co/Cgrpu0UZgF

— warm weather expert (@paulythegun) February 19, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

Also Walker Bragman wrote the Salon piece “The liberal case for Trump”. You laugh at him.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

Here's a read

Exclusive: Special counsel Robert Mueller’s interest in Jared Kushner has grown to include his efforts to secure financing for his company from foreign investors during the presidential transition https://t.co/Y7jOtwau1S pic.twitter.com/HuMmcIZXlL

— CNN (@CNN) February 19, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

The new Pennsylvania district map apparently resembles democracy

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

For the weary White House, Florida shooting offered a ‘reprieve’ from scandals

The White House was under siege.

Domestic abuse allegations against a senior aide were ignored, pointing to a potential high-level coverup. Two Cabinet secretaries were caught charging taxpayers for luxury travel. A Playboy centerfold alleged an extramarital affair with the president. And the special counsel’s Russia investigation was intensifying. The tumult was so intense that there was fervent speculation that President Trump might even fire his chief of staff.

But a gun massacre at a Florida high school last Wednesday, which left 17 dead, seemed to shift the media glare away from the Trump scandals and gave embattled aides an opportunity to refocus on handling a rare crisis not of their own making. While the White House mourned the loss of life in Parkland, Fla., some aides privately acknowledged that the tragedy offered a breather from the political storm.

...

“For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve,” said one White House official, speaking anonymously to reflect internal conversations. “A lot of people here felt like it was a reprieve from seven or eight days of just getting pummeled.”

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

i wanna see pics of kush juxtaposed next to each other as often as possible in the coming months

global tetrahedron, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)

i want to bully kushner so bad

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:21 (seven years ago)

kush and mueller that is

global tetrahedron, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:29 (seven years ago)

So glad that the senseless slaughter of children was able to give the White House some relief amid all of the drama they've created for themselves.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)

Kush and Muel's Excellent Adventure

WilliamC, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)

Can’t help but wonder if kushners omnipresence in the Russia and subsidiary investigations has to do with his lack of full security clearance and the unhinged fury of his father in law? P sure when you’re a target of an investigation they have to let you know...

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 February 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)

.@MittRomney has announced he is running for the Senate from the wonderful State of Utah. He will make a great Senator and worthy successor to @OrrinHatch, and has my full support and endorsement!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 20, 2018

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161129212927-trump-romney-exlarge-169.jpg

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

well played, senator, well played

j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:13 (seven years ago)

This is hilarious:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/alleged-trump-assange-backchannel-there-was-no-backchannel?via=twitter_page

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:21 (seven years ago)

when you’re a target of an investigation they have to let you know...

Hello. May I speak to the Mafia Don of the house? Yes. Thank you, I can hold.

Sir, this Agent Michael Murphy of the New York office of the FBI. Yes. I said Murphy, sir. Spelled M-U-R-P-H-Y. We're just calling to let you know we are opening an investigation of you for racketeering and conspiracy to commit murder. Yes. You're welcome. Have a nice rest of your day, sir. Goodbye.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 04:58 (seven years ago)

Nah it's not like that it's when you ask them straight out they can't lie

DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 08:27 (seven years ago)

What if they have their fingers crossed behind their back?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 13:08 (seven years ago)

when you’re a target of an investigation they have to let you know...

When you're a special counsel, they let you do it. You can grab 'em by the subpoena.

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)

Hmm, interesting new twists here:

BREAKING New plea scheduled in Mueller probe. Alex Van der Zwaan set to plead guilty this afternoon in false statements. pic.twitter.com/NYMNz2dtRt

— Spencer Hsu (@hsu_spencer) February 20, 2018

Wow. Van der Zwaan is a former Skadden attorney who worked with Greg Craig on that sketchy report for Yanukovych. Big black eye for the firm. https://t.co/tPREC0gmZv

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) February 20, 2018

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Mueller-Charges-Son-in-Law-of-Russian-Oligarch-Alex-van-der-Zwaan-474579893.html

Alex van der Zwaan, an attorney and the son-in-law of Russian billionaire German Khan, faces charges of making false statements. The charges were dated Feb. 16 but unsealed Tuesday. He is expected to plead guilty in court Tuesday afternoon.

Van der Zwaan allegedly lied to Mueller's office last November about when and how he communicated with Rick Gates, the former Trump campaign aide who was indicted last fall.

Mueller's office alleges that Van der Zwaan failed to disclose conversations he had with Gates and another person, and deleted emails that were sought by the office.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

A little more detail

Van der Zwaan was speaking w/ investigators about his work with Skadden Arps in 2012 when the firm did work for the Ukrainian Ministry of Justice to prepare a report on the trial of Yulia Timoshenko. Van der Zwaan’s plea hearing will be at 2:30 today at US District Court in DC.

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) February 20, 2018

German Khan is one of the lawyers in the Steele Dossier suing for libel https://t.co/YxFDs7ZWU9

— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) February 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)

a rare bit of credit due to MSNBC for this

Tried to tamp down the troll farm panic on @chrislhayes show last night. It's 90 people with a shaky grasp of English and a rudimentary understanding of U.S. politics shitposting on Facebook. https://t.co/Y93er6ZMJg

— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) February 20, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:14 (seven years ago)

credit for downplaying the seriousness of this?

akm, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

simon has already said this whole thing = benghazi, don't bother

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)

Kush and Muel's Excellent Adventure

― WilliamC, Monday, February 19, 2018 10:56 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*air guitar*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

internet savvy, educated, non-senior citizens aren't the people being targeted with these facebook posts

T'Chadwick (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)

credit for at least entertaining a less hysterical narrative, yes. xps

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

It's 90 people with a shaky grasp of English and a rudimentary understanding of U.S. politics shitposting on Facebook

Again, an astute point whose baffling implicit conclusion is 'so who even cares' rather than 'who captured the hearts and minds of millions of shitpost-forwarding Americans with a shaky grasp of English and a rudimentary understanding of U.S. politics'.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

shitposting is praxis, comrades

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)

I _get_ the progressive-left's resistance to grappling with the Russia story--if you follow the breadcrumbs you wind up in a place that practically demands sabre-rattling war talk, and America has been meddling in elections since forever, and seeking outside forces to blame for Clinton's loss belies the idea that her candidacy was doomed to lose on its own, which was an article of faith for a lot of Green types in the months leading up to November: "she won't win the rust belt. Trump will."

And there's even a certain amount of pride involved, I think--when I see my friends at People For Bernie writing bizarrely defensive stuff like this as if an indictment of a Russian troll farm is really about them, it almost feels like "nuh uh Clinton didn't lose because Russia she lost because WE made sure everyone knew she was BAD, here are some graphs about our Facebook reach as if they're a counterpoint."

But cmon. Asymmetry. 90 people with a shaky grasp of the English language didn't _swing the election_--but that's hardly the argument or the point. They contributed to an atmosphere of destabilization. If our ethics on this are to have consistency, then its as fucked when Russia does it in France or the US or anywhere else as when the US does it in Russia or the global south or wherever. There's no moral high ground in contrarianism here.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)

hoos otm

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

Yes. Also, why is the lefty go-to 'come on, it's not like Clinton lost the election because of the Russians!' Like, the actual, immediate effects of the meddling are almost beside the point. It's fucked that they meddled (yes, just as fucked as when the US has meddled similarly), and the long-term effects seem potentially more damaging than whether or not they had a significant impact on the election.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

I can certainly appreciate the "culture of destabilization" take. It's principally the tenor of all this I object to, precisely due to where these sorts of campaigns wind up going from a US context, as hoos alluded to.

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

the margin was 70,000 votes in three states, how is anyone here able to conclude that it didn't swing the election?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

I'd say those bots persuaded enough people such that the release of the Comey letter made November inevitable.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

this election was historically close - I'm not sure exactly what the reach of these dudes efforts really were, but it would not surprise me to see 538 argue that it could have plausibly made the difference.

of course whatever they did pales in comparison to leaking thousands of DNC emails into the wild and sparking a month long 'controversy' that amounted to essentially nothing, peddled by networks who were too afraid to come off as biased because they were so hard on a man who was obviously the dumbest and most corrupt candidate of all time. It really was kind of a perfect storm there.

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

I agree with HOOS. Hadrian, i think the point is that *other* things *also* could've swung that many votes.

I can't keep up with this multiplying cast of characters as the indictments continue. With a few exceptions, seem like colorless drones compared to the Watergate circus.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

First the drones, then the workers...

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)

totally agree there are probably dozens of factors which taken independently would have pushed the result

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

the margin was 70,000 votes in three states, how is anyone here able to conclude that it didn't swing the election?

― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 3:40 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly, and especially given that the specific facts recounted in the indictment do not cover the universe of the sort of activity described, which may be much larger.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

I find it facile to conclude that the bots "persuaded" anyone, rather than bringing to the surface their prejudices.

This article (with Oprah!) shows the kind of folks at play here.

Daniel: I feel like he cares more about me than the last president did. He cares about issues affecting my day-to-day life more. Like, the tax cuts. That'll increase my bottom line.

Laura: I feel safer now than I ever did the last eight years of Obama. Oh my God.

Oprah Winfrey: How do you feel safer? Tell me how you feel safer?

Laura: Well, I feel like I can say Merry Christmas to anyone I want wherever I want.

When there is this much carelessness among the voting population, you are already vulnerable to a president like this one. If the bots did anything, it was to give these voters the illusion of community, that they weren't alone in thinking what they think. But the rot has long been there.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)

I don't know that anyone is arguing otherwise. This campaign has always seemed more about normalization than persuasion.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)

xp that's persuasion tho, man: directs people to action by exploiting their pre-existing beliefs, values, etc.

j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

yeah I think it's fair to speculate that this propaganda may have inflamed the base and turned out the vote as much or more than it did flip any votes

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

If everyone was in everyone else’s head i suspect we’d all be horrified as fuck, but part of society is to encourage you not to listen to the asshole voice in your head if you have one, and troll farms dont help that.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

See, for example, the many previously-covert racists who no longer feel like they have to hold their tongues. It's not like the events of the past couple of years have slowly convinced them that, hmmm, yeah, maybe other races are inferior to me. It's just created an environment where they feel increasingly comfortable speaking and acting on their pre-existing prejudices.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

xposts

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

If the bots did anything, it was to give these voters the illusion of community, that they weren't alone in thinking what they think. But the rot has long been there.

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 3:55 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As Old Lunch and j. said, you are of the opinion that that sort of illusion does not have an impact on opponents or fence-sitters, particularly in close-knit communities where social conformity is a value?

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

A big element of wanting to deny the story for some is they kind of got played in a big way by taking the email leaks seriously and not seeing that for what it was because it confirmed a narrative they like. I don’t think we can really “punish Russia” but there probably should be serious conversations about cyber security and media literacy.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

With a few exceptions, seem like colorless drones compared to the Watergate circus.

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 3:44 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I loved Butterfield! the Musical

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

who is our Martha Mitchell?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

Reince Preibus.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

Morbs when the book is closed on this we're going to be looking at a Sgt. Peppers/Mothers cover featuring the likes of Rob Goldstone, Julian Assange, assorted Russian hookers, Macedonian teenagers, and, uh, the Trump family

I don't know if I can stand any more color

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

not to mention a Roger Stone return engagement

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

from the P4B thing i linked:

As the largest on-line group to come out of the 2016 primary, and the group who helped form the grassroots for Bernie 2016, we hear the voices who are angered by this news, but understand, it wasn’t 13 Russians who did the work, it was people like you. Keep organizing.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/993/875/084.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

As Old Lunch and j. said, you are of the opinion that that sort of illusion does not have an impact on opponents or fence-sitters, particularly in close-knit communities where social conformity is a value?

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, February 20, 2018 5:02 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think these Americans have close-knit communities anymore! But social media can provide a facsimile of it.

If these people were fence-sitters, it was only in the sense that they might have stayed home. Their beliefs (or whatever passes for belief here) were already established, ready to be brought to action (even if only a drive to the voting booth). And sure, if that's persuasion, sure. My point is that the bots are important only for helping get out the vote, not for convincing people to become Republicans. And yes, that's important enough, since he won. I guess I don't see what the bots did as out of the rules of a democracy, though, understood in the rawest sense in which people get to vote rather than in some richer sense requiring deliberation etc. Enough Americans gave up on deliberation a long time ago to undermine hope of a democracy in any richer sense.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

https://www.getbadnews.com/#intro Interesting exercise in understanding fake news effects/twitter role.

BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)

Hold up, did I miss another indictment?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

Van Der Zwaan?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:43 (seven years ago)

why is the lefty go-to 'come on, it's not like Clinton lost the election because of the Russians!'

because they don't want to admit that they might have been influenced by bad actors' shitposts as well? seems pretty clear to me

maura, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:43 (seven years ago)

juat a bad week for billy corgan, first d'arcy disses him now zwaan is indicted

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:44 (seven years ago)

lol

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

xp ^a line of thinking that never even occurred to this Bernie voter

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

I don't presume to speak for all lefties, but my opinion of the gentlewoman from Illinois/Arkansas/Chappaqua has been p much the same for 25 years.

(of the sludge from Queens, about 35 years)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)

yeah I think it's fair to speculate that this propaganda may have inflamed the base and turned out the vote as much or more than it did flip any votes

― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 3:59 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or to speculate that it depressed the vote or drove it to third parties as much or more than it turned it out or flipped it. Turnout declined nationally as a consequence of both inter- and intra-party negative campaigning. While this was not true in all states - turnout rose significantly in highly-contested Florida and Pennsylvania, as well as in Arizona for which Hillary made a play or at least a feint, though in two of three cases this may reflect population growth/demographic change as much as anything else - but it declined significantly in many of the often-less-contested mostly-blue or recently-blue purple states of the midwest like (Minnesota,) Wisconsin, Iowa, and Ohio, staying roughly even in Michigan, where slightly fewer picked a name on the ballot. The third party and, where relevant, write-in votes also increased substantially in every one of these states. Worth noting that MI, WI, and MN were all states in which Sanders beat Clinton with a message crafted by a former Manafort ally and with the assistance of Russian propaganda efforts, and IA was very nearly so, but also that Hillary had also lost all but one of these in 2008, when Obama was not on the ballot in MI.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)

all states in which Sanders beat Clinton with a message crafted by a former Manafort ally

can you expand on this?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:56 (seven years ago)

lefties are also extra sensitive to accusations like this due to the long history of the American left getting ratfucked by their own government (as opposed to foreign ones), I'd wager. it's not simply a matter off ass-covering, I don't think.

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)

coupled with the fact that this was the first election cycle in living memory where someone approaching a leftist got within spitting distance of the nomination and you have a p solid recipe for skepticism/contrarianism

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

I don't presume to speak for all lefties, but my opinion of the gentlewoman from Illinois/Arkansas/Chappaqua has been p much the same for 25 years.

Can you name a political opinion of yours that has changed in the last, say, two decades? Because the whole "unwillingness to process new information/change one's mind" thing is not nearly as admirable or awesome as many people seem to think.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:03 (seven years ago)

That the Democratic Party can be changed from within.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

Anyway, I exaggerate. Clinton and Trump are both much worse than I would've said 20 years ago. As is America. As is the human race.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:12 (seven years ago)

That Manafort ally-Sanders campaign connection seems really specious imo. Like it reminds me of the kind of conclusions people would draw from the leaked emails when not knowing how to separate things that seem weird/scandalous but are actually just normal.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:16 (seven years ago)

"Hitler was a vegetarian!"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

This is both ridiculous and hilarious

From @TIME: WH staffers were unable to convince Trump to mute his tweets to Mueller indictments, so they booked spokesmen on Fox News "to try to direct Trump toward a little less fanciful readings of the indictments." #ThisIsntNormal https://t.co/cqsZaUmRdl

— Chris Lu (@ChrisLu44) February 20, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)

Once again, I feel the need to pan this work of fiction we're living in for straining all plausibility.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:48 (seven years ago)

Okay, sure, the president's staff are engaged in needlessly convoluted Three's Company-level hijinks to communicate with him via his favorite teevee channel, that's believable.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

OL otm. I guess it is appropriate to our age that savvy political professionals believe the most effective way to communicate with the president is by appearing on a nationally broadcast television show, instead of like, calling him on the phone or whatever.

persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

As much as I love Peter Sellers, a gritty Being There remake would be timely.

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

I guess I don't see what the bots did as out of the rules of a democracy

except that the botmasters didn't belong to our demos!!

j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

I think there are limits to the grit you can put in Being There.

A Face in the Crowd, maybe.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

eh I mean ok you're right but they're doing what the direct mail people are doing already and surely the republicans have learned from the bots to do it themselves next time
xp

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:25 (seven years ago)

gritty reboot of tadeusz dołęga-mostowicz's the career of nicodemus dyzma, maybe: the 1932 Polish bestseller being there was (allegedly) plagiarised from

(everything is fake all the down)

mark s, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

The North Koreans have learned how to assemble their own a-bombs, who even knows where they got the idea from and also who cares.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

That Manafort ally-Sanders campaign connection seems really specious imo. Like it reminds me of the kind of conclusions people would draw from the leaked emails when not knowing how to separate things that seem weird/scandalous but are actually just normal.

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, February 20, 2018 5:16 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Political professionals are journeymen who are often ideologically and geographically flexible in their assignments, though usually rooted in some spectrum of core belief. That and a longterm relationship help explain longtime "establishment" Dem operative Tad Devine (Bentsen, Bob Kerrey, Gore, Kerry, Corzine, Menendez, McCaskill, Bill Nelson, etc.)'s becoming Bernie's chief strategist. Whether they are sufficient to explain that role among others he has taken on is another question. Consider that Devine, once chief of staff to mob-tied Providence Mayor Buddy Cianci, after more than two decades at the center of Democratic politics, appears to have been marginalized (or marginalized himself) by the 2008 cycle. That's two years after he first went to work for Paul Manafort (and alongside Tony (but not John) Podesta) on behalf of Putin-aligned Yanukovych and the Party of Regions, and I'm not aware of his having worked for any party-endorsed politician or having had any non-Yanukovych major client since. Certainly no facts involving compromising financial or other incentives have been made public, but that does not mean that they will not develop. Given that Manafort has already been indicted, and Podesta is reportedly a subject of the Mueller investigation, it may be a bit early to draw conclusions on this score.

What can be established, however, is that the typically-negative (sorry, "contrast"ing) message Devine crafted is precisely the opposite of the one he had previously used on behalf of establishment candidates, which regardless of the degree of foreign association if any should say something about the degree to which the Sanders campaign was a cynical exercise in friendly fire against the presumptive nominee and fairly inevitable primary victor.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:32 (seven years ago)

I should be clear that I don't assign that characterization wholly to Sanders himself, though he's no naif.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)

she didnt seem so damn inevitable for about 4 weeks there

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

I don't think Devine is the same story, but I note that Mike Flynn said lots of mean things about Russia before he was pushed out by the Obama admin

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

she didnt seem so damn inevitable for about 4 weeks there

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 6:38 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Perhaps not to people who are bad at politics or math

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

god, that Time article - the extent to which this presidency resembles the Bill Mumy Twilight Zone episode is just uncanny at this point

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)

tbh i can't read that shit anymore. every week we have a new "trump paces and fumes as white house staff try to calm the storm" and they are all the same

marcos, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:12 (seven years ago)

Yeah, Trump has been Unraveling on a weekly basis since the very beginning, it seems.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

Perhaps not to people who are bad at politics or math

Or didn't know it was a fix. OH NO HE DINT

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

definitely feels like some version of "Inside the White House's historically disastrous week" gets re-run every Sunday

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

A Face in the Crowd, maybe.

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Elvis-Costellos-A-FACE-IN-THE-CROWD-Musical-Set-for-Third-Workshop-20171207

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

Yeah, Trump has been Unraveling on a weekly basis since the very beginning, it seems.

He descent has been like Zeno's Paradox in action.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

I liked this:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-fundamental-uncertainty-of-muellers-russia-indictments

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: #Durham District Attorney dismisses all charges against the remaining five defendants who were accused of tearing down a Confederate statue in August. #WRAL @WRAL pic.twitter.com/224YDCOCFk

— Sarah Krueger (@WRALSarah) February 20, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

Gessen has been killing it pretty consistently xp

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

Jeet Heer also preaches some caution:

https://newrepublic.com/article/147122/stop-inflating-russia-threat

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

Reaching way back to hoos' "culture of destabilization" remark, I'd note that filling social media with messages that elicit our worst instincts, fanning the flames of suspicion and hatred toward political opponents, accelerates the acceptance of ideas such as 'we will soon be waging a civil war against the traitors who oppose us'.

Russian efforts to encourage the belief that both the alt-right and antifa are much larger and more important than they are help to create a bandwagon effect for the political extremes, which is important to the rapid growth of political movements. The appearance of widespread allegiance to the extremes can capture people at their boundaries and move mere perceptions nearer to reality. If you think your fearsome enemy is growing fast, you're more inclined to join those who want to crush them.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:34 (seven years ago)

I like Jeet Heer but he's focused on the Russian social media campaign primarily. didn't Russia also breach some of our states' voter data, even if there is no evidence that rolls were purged or votes were changed?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

Aimless otm.

Supporters Fear Dan's Post Will Lack The Edge They Love (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

Aimless OTM. Stoke that fear, divide and conquer.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

love how casually the discourse equates one "extreme" that wants Medicare for All and the other that wants a white ethnostate

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

(not really aimed at anyone itt)

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

lmao simon h progressives all suddenly about lesser evils

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

A thing I don’t see get emphasized enough is that Facebook/Twitter are _strongly_ incentivized to endlessly promote the idea that a social media campaign was a key factor in deciding an election. You wanna hype that your platform is soooo very widespread and consequential that it was the site of very important world-shattering events.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

lmao simon h progressives all suddenly about lesser evils

iirc berniebros turned out for clinton in fine numbers

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

iirc berniebros turned out for clinton in fine numbers

Yup, but not until Bernie lost the nomination and endorsed Clinton. what's your point?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

My point is progressives are perfectly capable of holding their noses and always have been. (They've had to be.)

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

gotcha

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

hmm. not in the bad sense. I see your point better.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)

(Which is not to say we're not going to bitch about it without end while we're at it, lol)

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

A thing I don’t see get emphasized enough is that Facebook/Twitter are _strongly_ incentivized to endlessly promote the idea that a social media campaign was a key factor in deciding an election. You wanna hype that your platform is soooo very widespread and consequential that it was the site of very important world-shattering events.

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:10 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually, they're strongly incentivized by potential regulatory attention if not legal liability to promote the opposite notion

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

bingo

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

btw we should totally be regulating FB and google. trust bust these fuckers.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

If you submit an article about Romney to the major papers and omit the phrase "fundamentally decent man," it will be returned for edits.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 20, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

Fun and mentally dece Ent-man

Moodles, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

trump recommending banning bump stocks. a bit shocked. will the NRA freak out?

akm, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

he should of course go all the way and recommend banning the AR 15 as well but won't

akm, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

btw we should totally be regulating FB and google. trust bust these fuckers.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison)

yes to this, boost the signal

sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

New Quinnipiac poll:

Dems lead by 15 points in the generic House ballot matchup, 53-38.

Ds lead among independents by 11 points, 47-36.

The trend shows the Dem lead has *expanded* in the last month.

Kinda goes against the conventional wisdom, doesn't it? pic.twitter.com/JfGJyVbjWi

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) February 20, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

trump recommending banning bump stocks. a bit shocked. will the NRA freak out?

Another example of doing the absolute minimum - countdown to loud claims of total victory. (See also eliminating the individual mandate and immediately shouting "Obamacare is vanquished!")

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

this will probably be the same as the Trump retaliatory missile strike, he will do one thing that makes it look like he's addressing the problem and as unperson states, will think that is enough.

"I asked Sessions to look into it, Democrats weren't willing to bargain on common-sense legislation!"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I have zero hope that Trump will do anything worthwhile on this or any other issue. Continue to ignore the meaningless shit that burbles out of his useless mouth, particularly if his words seem to indicate that he'll do something mature that might improve the world in some way. It's all nihilistic bloviation, even (perhaps especially) when it flatters your worldview.

Animal Bag's Greatest Hits Vol. 5 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 23:22 (seven years ago)

Democrat Linda Belcher has won the Kentucky House District 49 seat by a massive margin in a district Trump won by 50 percent. It's the 37th legislative flip since Trump's inauguration. https://t.co/0foXOhxa8M

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) February 21, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:13 (seven years ago)

Wow!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

I figure he had a vagrant thought that saying that about bump stocks would sound presidential and play well among a really big group of people, maybe even get him more than a 50% approval. The temptation was too much. As soon as he realizes that a lot of his biggest fans will hate him saying it he'll deny he ever said it.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

Holy moly xp that is good news

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:18 (seven years ago)

This was likely the biggest contributing factor, coupled with the fact Belcher had served before.

The seat, located in Bullitt County, just south of Louisville, was vacated in December after former Rep. Dan Johnson, committed suicide just two days after being accused of molesting a 17-year-old girl. His widow, Rebecca, who has denied the allegations about her former husband, decided within a day to run for the seat.

nickn, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)

yeah, that whole article was fucked up

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:40 (seven years ago)

ah—the ol' "hanging Chad" victory

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IGQGmdZN41qC7S/giphy.gif

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 04:06 (seven years ago)

A Florida woman who ran a Trump supporters page that unwittingly promoted a Russian-coordinated event on Facebook says she doesn’t believe that she was influenced by Kremlin-linked trolls https://t.co/DmgDRFRwyn pic.twitter.com/OAz5julCyA

— CNN (@CNN) February 21, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 04:08 (seven years ago)

Heh, “Linda Belcher”

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 04:09 (seven years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IGQGmdZN41qC7S/source.gif

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 04:24 (seven years ago)

xp that woman now believes she has first hand experience of fake news and will tell all her friends about it

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 05:43 (seven years ago)

yeah, i was thinking the same. also the unfortunate connections to mccarthyism. she is a doofus but it doesn't seem like she actually meant to "help the russians", from her perspective, there's a reporter on her lawn asking a modern day version of "are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 05:50 (seven years ago)

ty c. grisso :)

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 05:57 (seven years ago)

Being a GOP activist should be considered twice as bad as being a communist ever was, though, so how can anyone be surprised at that?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 07:16 (seven years ago)

So many GOPers are going to claim that they just didn't know and it's going to be like stalinists claiming that nobody knew about the gulags.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 07:19 (seven years ago)

Just watching the news with dinner and spat chunks to see Jared Kushner sitting at the UN table as the appointed negotiator for Middle East resolution. With respect to my US colleagues, the country is becoming a farce and a laughing stock.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 08:11 (seven years ago)

Tony Blair sat in that chair so it’s not like it’s a particularly illustrious cushion.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 09:57 (seven years ago)

With respect to my US colleagues, the country is becoming a farce and a laughing stock.

'becoming'

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

The US has had many people as ludicrous as Kush sitting at the UN, they were just more "professional."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 11:59 (seven years ago)

Yeah, the woman in the CNN clip I posted, she's pretty much generic Old Person That Forwards Shit on the Internet, which is a big bullseye for predators and propagandists alike. But just as she probably has no idea how the internet works and how people take advantage of people like her, I agree that she likely has no idea what the reporter is talking about. "Russians? They weren't Russia. They looked and talked just like me. They were Trump supporters all the way, and didn't sound the least bit Communist."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:41 (seven years ago)

Bruce Springsteen, yes.
A very deep, political thinker.
He's a communist, isn't he?

No, he's from New Jersey.

too notch (stevie), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:51 (seven years ago)

oh man i've lost 1000s of followers

Apparently, Twitter banned thousands & thousands of Russian bot accounts tonight, and now all the Trump supporters are complaining that they're being "censored" since many lost a majority of their following… 😂 #TwitterLockout

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) February 21, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:56 (seven years ago)

I am delighted to discover that the dozen or so Lynch-loving commies who follow me are, in fact, apparently real

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:59 (seven years ago)

j/k don't have a twitter account but it's about god damn time they did this

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:59 (seven years ago)

in maybe related nerd news new york magazine's comment section troll regulars have gone eerily quiet in recent days

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:01 (seven years ago)

Twitter is very brave, this is a very brave thing to do. Maybe they can ban the Trollbot-in-Chief next. That would be very brave. I'm going to hold my breath while I wait.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:03 (seven years ago)

first they came for the bots....

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:09 (seven years ago)

Deleted all bots or just russian bots

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:13 (seven years ago)

considering Jack Dorsey follows a bunch of alt-right goons, I'm always surprised when they take any positive measures at all

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:15 (seven years ago)

I lost a few followers today, but I think it's because I tweeted something bad about Robert Pattinson.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:30 (seven years ago)

Jesus Fred you really don't fuck about do u

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:34 (seven years ago)

oh man the r-patz mob is intense, I've noticed

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:35 (seven years ago)

I went down about 100 or so over night, which is def not usual, only tweet was about hearing Scorpions at a pho space if ppl don't want to hear that I don't need em

I know I had some bots for sure

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)

only tweet was about hearing Scorpions at a pho space if ppl don't want to hear that I don't need em

Block you like a hurricane

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:22 (seven years ago)

A+

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:25 (seven years ago)

that florida lady was like maxine the shoebox greetings woman with a lobotomy. also people of a certain age have zero idea have facebook works because they’re way too trusting of the idea that anything their feed not labeled an ad is from someone they “know.”

every time i see something like that clip i think of the time my mom shared a picture of a cute dog... that had originally been posted by britain first.

maura, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:28 (seven years ago)

CNN is hosting a "town hall" with students from Parkland...and NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch.

The students should withdraw en masse. There's no reason they should have to be in the same room with Dana Loesch.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

she's going to get roasted beyond belief

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

it's like putting the families of lung cancer victims in the same room with a tobacco exec

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

It should be interesting to see what happens when an NRA spokesperson drops their talking points on a group of people who are recent victims of the NRA's talking points.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:57 (seven years ago)

maybe they'll tear her apart with their bare hands to finally prove once and for all that people kill people

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:01 (seven years ago)

I just got lost in a momentary reverie, thinking about the possibility of an NRA shill actually being swayed by a roomful of teenage victims of gun violence, but, well. I keep optimistically recalling all of these points in history when people were convinced, however slowly, to relinquish or ease up on their indefensible ideologies and then I shake it off and remember that the only ideology held by most of the awful people of today is 'intransigent tribalism'.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:06 (seven years ago)

dana loesch should be arrested for terroristic threats on the basis of those lunatic nra psas

maura, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

it's like putting the families of lung cancer victims in the same room with a tobacco exec

https://www.slantmagazine.com/images/made/assets/film/thankyouforsmoking_1130_430_90_s_c1.jpg

It should be interesting to see what happens when an NRA spokesperson drops their talking points on a group of people who are recent victims of the NRA's talking points.

Hollow talking points, talking hollow points

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)

Best laugh I've had in days.

Gateway Pundit says founder Jim Hoft was banned from CPAC panel because of his site's attacks on the Parkland survivors pic.twitter.com/748DTdgj1P

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) February 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWfs98cVQAEcu6o.jpg

Is this Gallup map real? I've only seen it on Twitter.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)

Texas is competitive?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

xp unperson looks like that map is based on this data

http://news.gallup.com/poll/226643/2017-party-affiliation-state.aspx?g_source=&g_medium=newsfeed&g_campaign=tiles

maura, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)

which states that yes, texas is competitive

maura, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)

interesting that the states with the most economic satisfaction are also the most delusional, i mean republican leaning

http://news.gallup.com/poll/226772/wyoming-north-dakota-utah-lead-economic-confidence.aspx?g_source=link_NEWSV9&g_medium=TOPIC&g_campaign=item_&g_content=Wyoming%2c%2520North%2520Dakota%2c%2520Utah%2520Lead%2520in%2520Economic%2520Confidence

maura, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

"competitive" on that map means that a competition to see which party had the most voters affiliated with it would be competitive, not that elections are competitive in practice.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

Right, I suspect that party affiliation in Texas may be more equal than you would expect. But Democrats tend to cluster in cities, so district-by-district elections are lopsided.

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

Plus gerrymandering

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)

well, yeah, local elections, but even in statewide elections it's misleading to call those states "competitive" as you would based on a poll of likely voters. afaict that's a map of only those people who choose to affiliate/identify with a party. almost half of voters are either unaffiliated or tell pollsters they are independent. http://news.gallup.com/poll/15370/party-affiliation.aspx. so it's a pretty weird map, if i've understood it correctly.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

it's weird how some southern states still have vestigial Democratic affiliation even though a Democrat could almost never win a statewide election there

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)

More and more complicated...

New charges have been filed in Mueller's criminal case against Paul Manafort and aide Rick Gates, but the charges were put under seal by the court, obscuring the nature and import of the development, Politico reports. https://t.co/coelDZ9uwi

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)

“ a reporter on her lawn asking her the modern day version of "are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:50 PM (yesterday)

Hey maybe let’s not repeat the silly comparisons pushed exclusively by people arguing in bad faith.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)

no, i don't think that's a silly comparison. i'm not saying that anyone who questions anyone about a connection to russia is a mccarthyist, or that it is a widespread phenomenon. i'm saying that in the segment in question, given the circumstances, the reporter was acting like a mccarthyist.

The reporter's questions:

"but they were involved with you. did you know that?"
"but you guys were involved with Being Patriotic, right?"
"Being Patriotic was the group that helped to organize some of these activities that you posted on your own Facebook account."
"Those were Russians"
"That group was Russians"
[I didn't have anything to do with the Russians]
"Well apparently you did. Maybe you didn't know it, but you did."
[Those people with me were Trump supporters]
"And all apparently following the direction of groups that were associated with Russians who were actually infiltrated"
"But did you realize you were in communication electronically with Russians?"
"You were posting stuff on Facebook..."
"You were in charge of the Facebook account, right?"
"You were posting and reposting almost word for word the information that was coming out of this Internet Research Agency in St. Petersburg."

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)

Karl this is not McCarthyism, bum comp

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

it's pretty dispiriting though

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:11 (seven years ago)

I mean to say that it's not cool cuz you know "McCarthyism!" is one line of defense they're gonna make

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

alright, i can tell i'm going to lose this one so i'll stfu up. that was some great reporting

i really dislike being told not to express something just because it's being exploited in bad faith by ideologues on the other team, though.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

pin number stfu up

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

yes, remember always never to say anything that sounds like something your ideological opponent might ever utter, at least if you want to stay in the graces of a Team Clinton/Biden/Schumer shill like Nerdstrom Poindexter.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

KM kinda has a point. I didn't really understand what the CNN video was meant to achieve. Okay, you uncovered one of the ill-educated, low-info people who got suckered by Russian trolls. Did you honestly think that badgering her was going to make her see the light, or was it just an extended shaming session? Like, I don't know what result you're looking for when you grill a gullible yokel as if they're a shady elected official. She isn't dissembling, you're speaking two different languages.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:18 (seven years ago)

She thinks you're literally accusing her of mingling with dudes in big fur hats with thick Russkie accents.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

look it's not great reporting but this is what debriefing these dupes is gonna look like. what's the alternative?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

anyway Karl sorry wasn't intending to muzzle you

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

She thinks you're literally accusing her of mingling with dudes in big fur hats with thick Russkie accents.

Try dressing like this in Florida...

https://img.discogs.com/BMsUed-eFprYJ3oq4OrTxG_K91c=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/A-45080-1512026372-2546.jpeg.jpg

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

xpost nah, it's fine. i am hypersensitive to everything and trying to change that. i was just annoyed by the number of times i saw a version of that clip the other day, as if it did anything but demonstrate that an elderly trump supporter in florida is uninformed

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

best case scenario is her nephew tells her he saw her on tv and explains what the guy on her lawn meant

also fuck that lady

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

Given what he was saying yesterday...

https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari-melber/watch/fmr-trump-aide-donald-trump-screws-everyone-1166089283533

Not surprised to see this happen:

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg will be interviewed by the special counsel tomorrow morning in DC a person with knowledge of the interview confirms to me.

— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) February 21, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Xg7QUXiDA

Evan, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

Re: new charges against Manafort, it sounds a lot like Mueller seeking more leverage to turn him state's evidence. I still think Manafort is banking on getting the Arpaio red carpet out of the jailhouse door treatment. Why wouldn't he?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

I don’t think the CNN interview is great reporting (pretty standard tv news thing though). It’s just not remotely “McCarthyism”, regardless of whether or not the right wing is going to us that term to describe it or not.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

xpost Because there are also investigations pending in New York and Trump can't pardon him for state crimes?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:04 (seven years ago)

This is extremely alarming: GOP Sen. Jim Risch says Trump is willing to start a "very, very brief" war with North Korea that will lead to "mass casualties the likes of which the planet has never seen. It will be of biblical proportions." https://t.co/zUYz1OLrFf pic.twitter.com/Y8i6G72yg1

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 21, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

It's of course still possible that Trump's bluffing and Risch's words about Trump starting a war that's “one of the worst catastrophic events in the history of our civilization” are part of the bluff. But that's still insanely dangerous. https://t.co/zUYz1OLrFf

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 21, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

“one of the worst catastrophic events in the history of our civilization....BUT”

jesus

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

is coming

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

It will be massive and catastrophic, but very brief, so kind of a wash, really.

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

^ solitary posts that singlehandedly describe the experience of being human

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

Radiation clouds would transverse the earth for months, so it would not be quite so brief as the advertisement promises.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

a blast from the past

http://time.com/5003623/paul-manafort-mueller-indictment-ukraine-russia/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

risch seemed to refer to his notes over and over during that (either that or he just really looks like to look at his stomach when addressing an audience). did he really need notes to say "the likes of which the planet has never seen. It will be of biblical proportions"? like those were the prepared words that he had to get exactly right?

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

xxxxp the dirac delta function of life

the late great, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

I didn't even recognize who the heck this guy was, now I see he's the other Idaho senator. Figures.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

potayto, potahto

Evan, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

if the past is prologue maybe the north korea holocaust will kick off in september

The rollout of the strategy this week, they said, was planned long before President Bush's vacation in Texas last month. It was not hastily concocted, they insisted, after some prominent Republicans began to raise doubts about moving against Mr. Hussein and administration officials made contradictory statements about the need for weapons inspectors in Iraq.

The White House decided, they said, that even with the appearance of disarray it was still more advantageous to wait until after Labor Day to kick off their plan.

''From a marketing point of view,'' said Andrew H. Card Jr., the White House chief of staff who is coordinating the effort, ''you don't introduce new products in August.''

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

literal blast from the past

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:03 (seven years ago)

@SenToomey was asked about impeachment talk surrounding the PA Supreme Court on their gerrymandering decision. He calls it conversation that has to happen. pic.twitter.com/RAkRdQHVdX

— Sean Kitchen 🌹 (@RCPress_Sean) February 21, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)

Enjoying the unfolding squashing of Manafort

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/mueller-asking-if-manafort-promised-banker-white-house-job-return-n849916

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

saw a few people point out on twitter that mortgage horsetrading is extra fishy because it not the behaviour of a man who doesn't need to draw a salary from the trump campaign (manafort supposedly worked for free).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

Looks like the White House may have pre-screened the kids who got to talk to the President.

"We're going to do something about this horrible situation...We're going to get things done," Trump says to begin his meeting with Douglas students and others.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 21, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)

He's sitting there getting yelled at, which is a nice sight.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

Shot:

"It's school safety. It's not about gun laws right now. Let's fix the schools," says the grieving father, Andrew Pollack.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 21, 2018

Chaser:

pic.twitter.com/JM1olR8rF0

— RonaldRump (@Ronald__Rump) February 21, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

I believe the man's grief is as real as real as can be, but clearly he just wasn't pulled out of a hat. Emma Gonzales and David Hogg sure aren't in that room.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

shot/chaser about a dead girl v good zing

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

It's not a shot/chaser about a dead girl, it's about this president once again stage managing everything to reflect his own greatness.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:55 (seven years ago)

Trump's crib notes during the WH gun violence listening session: "5. I hear you" pic.twitter.com/XRI0X78b5U

— David Mack (@davidmackau) February 21, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

6. Breathe

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

At least Reagan could inject emotion into his 3X5 card scripts.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:57 (seven years ago)

Does he have 45 on his cuffs?

koogs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:59 (seven years ago)

cool cufflinks, helps him remember who he is in a way he can understand

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)

also note that was clearly written on the first notepad they could find (THE WHITE HOUSE) when they realized he was going to fuck it up ten minutes before it started.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:01 (seven years ago)

tbh i'm also struggling to hear any of those lines coming out of his mouth. maybe "what would you most want me to know about your experience?" but only because i'm imagining him delivering it with the tone of "what do you want me to do about it?!"

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

Yeah seinfeldian emphasis on the ME?

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:05 (seven years ago)

maybe "what would you most want me to know about your experience?"

i figure he'd just improvise on it, maybe "what would you most want to know about my experience? i went to wharton, great school, did very well..."

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:07 (seven years ago)

1) Not his handwriting; Hicks or Sanders
2) It's a cliche at this point, but tiny fingers - that sheet looks like it has roughly the dimensions of a bookmark
3) Tie dangling past his crotch, sitting in his usual defecatory posture

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:07 (seven years ago)

this is really great: https://www.gq.com/story/on-rudeness/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

anything that aims to take David Brooks down a peg or three is worthy.

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

surprising no one, it seems the shithead president's hot take is to get rid of gun-free zones near schools and possibly arm teachers, if they are well-trained. That should do the trick.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:55 (seven years ago)

that was a friend of a friend's take last week and I told him it was the dumbest idea I'd ever heard.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)

it'll go well when teachers, already weary from being underpaid and taxed with being forced to teach to tests, are now expected to be armed guards. so they'll leave the field and in 20 years, "teachers" will be ex-bouncers who are 6'6, 240 pounds, armed to the teeth, and only teach "street smarts"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:59 (seven years ago)

i've got a sneaking feeling this does not end well

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

http://www.wcjb.com/content/news/Levy-County-School-District-addresses-planned-walk-outs-474646963.html

nice tone deaf message guys, hit a home run w/ that one

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

The District stated in a Facebook post, "while students have a First Amendment right of freedom of speech, it cannot be done so in a manner that is disruptive to the school environment."

ah yes, the famous "no school disruption" clause in the first amendment

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

It looks like Ivanka wrote her dad's notes on how to handle himself during the "student listening session" . The photo on the left is from @CKaster took. pic.twitter.com/ifiFHT1L5i

— Ray [REDACTED] (@RayRedacted) February 21, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)

my friend's son doesn't go to the school but she already told him if he gets suspended for walking out from the one he does go to, she is fine w/ that.

xpost god I hate this country and the manbaby trying to run it

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)

bless the teens

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)

quite an amazing effort. some 71 odd meetings with legislators set up (those were the ones that were accepted, many more attempts were rejected).

Meanwhile...

Florida State Rep. Matt Caldwell is one of the 71 lawmakers who voted yesterday against debating a possible weapons ban. He has an A+ rating from the NRA.

"I think the worst scenario — the absolute worst scenario — is that we go out, and we ban guns and we tell everybody that we've solved this problem, and we haven't," he told CNN. "And then you're going to have another attack and people are going to ask, 'Why? I thought we solved this with this gun ban.' And that didn't do anything to change the circumstance."

Today, he's meeting with some of the school shooting survivors who traveled to Tallahassee to advocate for gun control and other reforms to end gun violence.

"You'll see, I'm wearing the ribbon for Parkland in remembrance," he told CNN.

go fuck yourself dude.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:13 (seven years ago)

I would love to see some these kids perform a protracted, Occupy-style protest in front of their statehouses and city halls. I'd send them all the pizzas I could afford.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

The District stated in a Facebook post, "while students have a First Amendment right of freedom of speech, it cannot be done so in a manner that is disruptive to the school environment."

ah yes, the famous "no school disruption" clause in the first amendment

― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, February 21, 2018 7:06 PM

To be fair, though, the first amendment isn't absolute in schools (though it probably should be). Fraser and Tinker and Keysian and Hazelwood make it pretty clear that first amendment rights are limited by:

1) the extent of the disruption created by the speech
2) offensiveness of the speech w/r/t local standards
3) if the speech is contrary to the school's educational mission

I think it is incumbent on the SCHOOLS to clarify and support their policies in advance of the walk-out, and to work with student leaders/activists rather than staying mute and acting punitively during the protests.

rb (soda), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:21 (seven years ago)

This is good.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 13:42 (seven years ago)

To speak the obvious has become nearly forbidden . . . not just on the subject of the POTUS's treason, matt, but the environment, universal healthcare, tax levels, gun laws, infrastructure, education funding, the "competence" of the opportunity-hoarding nepotistic ruling class . . . it's a long (and not unrelated) list!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

They just about lost me with 'Trump isn't an idiot' but I'll give it a shot.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)

that's a pretty good case but not a great one, imho. lots of "the ONLY reasonable explanation is (sinister doings)" when in fact Occam's razor points the other way...

still feel strongly the most reasonable read on all this is that there was a certain level of russia/campaign collusion, but with very little coordination/knowledge/direction from the president

sean gramophone, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

Morons can be crafty – look at Reagan and Andrew Johnson.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)

They just about lost me with 'Trump isn't an idiot' but I'll give it a shot.

I thought the exact same thing. What are you doing, vox copy editor?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

at this point the thing that undoes Trump, much like Nixon, will probably be his obstruction of the investigation

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)

What are you doing, vox copy editor?

Just got laid off, I expect.

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:15 (seven years ago)

The shakiness of the points Yglesias makes for Trump not being an idiot kinda underlie my reasons for thinking that it's possible he's not directly involved in collusion. He's crediting Trump with a number of canny moves that were almost certainly orchestrated by people other than Trump himself.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:16 (seven years ago)

What's the line between "Trump does it himself" vs "Trump check boxes drawn by other people"? That's the presidency since forever.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

xpost Unless I'm failing to give Trump enough credit for, e.g., his expert-level knowledge of the nuances of bankruptcy law.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

I have no way of knowing for sure, obvs, but if Trump himself is guilty of collusion with Russia, it's on par with some dumb low-level hood who unintentionally gets pulled into a larger criminal conspiracy not because he's a savvy operator who sees the big picture for what it is but because he's a venal turd who's just following the money.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:25 (seven years ago)

(Vox.com was mostly untouched by the layoffs. It affected the Curbed brands (Curbed/Eater/Racked) most acutely, and their "social video" teams more specifically. Damn Facebook.)

maura, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:27 (seven years ago)

much of it comes to inherited wealth allowed him to hire savvy (ruthless) advisers. and the wherewithal to litigate the little people into submission. but I’m not sure occam’s razor cuts in favor of absolute idiocy.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:28 (seven years ago)

if Trump himself is guilty of collusion with Russia, it's on par with some dumb low-level hood who unintentionally gets pulled into a larger criminal conspiracy

yeah, inclined to agree

however, i think regardless of the degree to which he was personally exposed to russian influence it's obvious that he's been desperate to do everything he can since taking office to cover the tracks of the crew of charlatans, grifters and idiots who attached themselves to him during the campaign, and as a result is at the very least guilty of obsturction of justice

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)

I have to say I sent a good thought out to Alfred when I saw The Plankton getting roasted, assumed you had an extra martini

the thing where he says "If we did that we'd have to ban all semi automatic guns" and the crowd erupts in cheers and he had to stammer "fair enough....fair enough" was seriously amazing

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:35 (seven years ago)

The string of tweets justifying his "arm the teachers" argument this morning are seriously migraine/nightmare-inducing.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:36 (seven years ago)

I doubt he was always an idiot. But a lifetime of wealth and years spent wandering the hinterlands of Hollywood and licensing his name out to shit to make an easy buck while passing the hard stuff on to a small cadre of much more malevolent enablers has likely left his brain rather ... vestigial. The bottom line is it's very difficult to make a rich person poor. But to make a rich person richer, that takes some savvy, and his greed plus his general ineptitude as a wealth generator (again, he goes for the easy bucks, at demonstrable cost to his potential worth, vs., say, the stock market) could very well have led him to look for several more shortcuts. Which could very well have included sketchy Russian money, which has been a major part of general international sketchiness at least since the fall of the Soviet Union.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)

if Trump himself is guilty of collusion with Russia, it's on par with some dumb low-level hood who unintentionally gets pulled into a larger criminal conspiracy

That's the irony of the situation. Trump, the guy ostensibly on top, is the dumb low-level hood. But he has long surrounded himself with relative criminal masterminds, like Manafort and Cohen, whose fatal flaw was hitching themselves to the Trump train.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)

Trump's intellectual curiosity and lack of geopolitical know-how is undoubtedly what has caused him the most problems. He probably understood regular old financial schemes and corruption, but running for office opened the scope and scale of that beyond his purview. Which is no doubt also why he was unable to grasp the problems with Flynn or why canning Comey was a bad idea or why hiring his kids or Kush to run things might lead to problems beyond merely mundane nepotism.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

The string of tweets justifying his "arm the teachers" argument this morning are seriously migraine/nightmare-inducing.

i've said this several times already on ilx but i just can't get over the utter fucking idiocy of expecting teachers to murder people as part of their jobs now, and the blithe incomprehension of the horror of killing on the part of the people who repeat it

'respect the troops' is bad enough but 'respect the teachers, our last line of defence against school shooters' is abhorrent

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:44 (seven years ago)

xposts Yeah, the better analogy is maybe that Trump is like some hapless stooge who got installed as the head of a puppet regime.

Wait, did I say 'analogy'?

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:45 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWm8uKOUMAEYe-g.jpg:large

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:45 (seven years ago)

god i wish

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:46 (seven years ago)

trump is innocent of conspiring with his russian loan sharks as he was likely to beat hillary

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

i think regardless of the degree to which he was personally exposed to russian influence it's obvious that he's been desperate to do everything he can since taking office to cover the tracks of the crew of charlatans, grifters and idiots who attached themselves to him during the campaign, and as a result is at the very least guilty of obsturction of justice

― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 22, 2018 8:32 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, for sure and absolutely. Dude's guilty of all kinds of shit and should rot in prison for however blessedly short a lifespan he has left. I just don't think he's a mastermind of anything more than convincingly passing himself off as a functional human being to a surprisingly-large number of people.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

when in fact Occam's razor points the other way...

doesn't Occam's Razor suggest he's guilty? these guys try to cover up everything and there's already enough evidence to draw a pretty clear case of collusion and obstruction of justice. it follows that there's a ton more out there, just waiting to leak out. if Trump were offered a point blank quid pro quo he'd accept it in a heartbeat, thinking he'd just pulled some more Art Of The Deal shit. whether or not he'd remember doing it or knew about the illegality is another thing.

frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

yeah, surely occam's razor suggests that trump is working overtime to interfere in russia-related investigations because he feels he has something worth hiding

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:00 (seven years ago)

^^^

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:01 (seven years ago)

Occam would have threatened Trump with his razor tbh

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)

I wonder if the mistake these "faux sophisticates" (per Yglesias) continue to make in tempering the alarm is conflating the brazen or too-obvious nature of Trump's transgressions w the characterizations of same. IOW YES, it's as simple as it sounds, it's bracingly crooked, and I continue to maintain that there is likely a pee tape or something like it.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

fake razor

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:09 (seven years ago)

i'm like an occam's razor
don't watch my size
i'm dangerous

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

What is partly throwing off the debate is, as observed elsewhere, that in a lot of ways we already know what he or his campaign did, what they are likely guilty of doing. From obstruction to broader "collusion," it's all right there in the open, from arranging meetings to admitting on national fucking TV that he fired the FBI director to stop the Russian investigation, to further boasting about it to the actual Russians more or less THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!

Usually it works the other way around. Investigations usually gather and seek evidence that leads to a conclusion. In this case, we pretty much know what was up, we know what they were after. This motherfucker is so brazen, so beyond the pale, even his criminality is not normal. He admits what he's done and *then* tries to cover it up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

If Trump were offered the opportunity to flip, I have no doubt he'd jump at the chance to bury every single person in his orbit with his imperfect understanding of what's been transpiring around him. He'd even send Jared and his sons up the river (no one touches Ivanka but Donald, and then only inappropriately).

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)

In an attempt to clarify my position: A number of people in and related to the Trump administration undoubtedly directly colluded with Russia. Trump is a dumb fuck whose level of personal involvement in Russian collusion is likely insubstantial and incidental. Trump has unquestionably obstructed the investigation into Russian collusion because he's a dumb fuck who overestimates his level of involvement and, in customary Trump fashion, has subsequently caused more potential problems for himself than if he'd just sat back and let the investigation snare the major players. It's like burning down the 7-11 because you think you're gonna do ten to twenty for the pack of gum you shoplifted.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:29 (seven years ago)

well that's the question, *how much* do we know already? because even with that meeting in Trump Tower, it was like..."oh it was just the four of us"...then every single day it's revealed that more and more people attended the meeting, while Trump himself went from not knowing about it to absolutely knowing about it and writing Jr.'s public statement. even when they're admitting their crimes they *still* try to obstruct and mislead at every turn.

xp to Josh

frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

NRA main dude being a scumbag on TV right now

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

Usually it works the other way around. Investigations usually gather and seek evidence that leads to a conclusion. In this case, we pretty much know what was up, we know what they were after.

the Columbo presidency

too notch (stevie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

OL if by "insubstantial and incidental" you mean that he never expected that by laundering money for a Russian crime syndicate he would one day have to submit to blackmail and compromise national security, I get that.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

Yeah, basically. As a private citizen he's been criminally involved with and is suuuuuper compromised by Russia, no doubt. I'm just not convinced that he was a guiding hand in whatever Russian schemes were orchestrated by people in and around his campaign/administration.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)

Shady business deals? Sure. That's his stock in trade. High-level political conspiracy? Reply hazy.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

Counterpoint: he is corrupt as fuck and knows it. Those 13 indictments, you think over the course of the last several months he didn't have a single person in the intelligence world let him know that kind of Investigation was in the works? He had to have known, or at least had to have been told, an outcome like that was likely, not least because of how much it has been hammered home by the entire intelligence community that Russian interference was a thing. We wonder how much Mueller and his team know, we also have to wonder how much Trump and his team know.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

he doesn't have to be a super genius to be a secretive liar who values self-preservation above all else.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

This can't be said enough. Stupidity is not mutually exclusive to criminal savvy.

Otherwise his strongest defense is that his political naivete precluded him from *planning* that high-level political conspiracy, at a minimum he most certainly knowingly participated in it.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

Perhaps he just believed that if the president does it it's not illegal

too notch (stevie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

no doubt that's where we're heading

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)

again

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

surely occam's razor suggests that trump is working overtime...


um...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

okay i admit you've got me there

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

elite media figures are prone to underplaying 2scoops' conspiracy because they can't maintain that he's 1) stupid and 2) he's fooled everyone this long. this is the umpteenth sequel to the emperor's new clothes. it's kind of like how jar jar's father paying harvard $2 million to admit his son is one of many nepotistic data points that somehow never impact the professional advantages elite media figures (and their parents and children) enjoy by educational proximity to harvard etc, and doing anything about the inequality that makes the whole american engine run would require too much material and existential sacrifice on their part vis-a-vis their elite self-images

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

The common denominator to the denial right and left is humiliation. On the one hand it's obv humiliating to supporters and enablers of Trump who find themselves taken out in the riptide, on the other it's humiliating to a historically astute left conditioned to punching up. When you've honed your chops outflanking them on details, closing their loopholes, smuggling in nuance, etc., getting punked by a giant stupid baby is not a good feeling.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

^says "berniebro"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

reggie otm

maura, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:29 (seven years ago)

Shady business deals? Sure. That's his stock in trade. High-level political conspiracy? Reply hazy.

― Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, February 22, 2018 3:48 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure his up to his eyeballs in laundering dirty russian money and hes terrified at the prospect that mueller's mandate will lead him there. he's said as much in public.

Donald Trump has warned his special counsel from looking into his family's finances beyond the scope of his investigation into Russian interference in last year's election.

In an interview with The New York Times, the US President was asked if Robert Mueller would be crossing a red line by investigating his family finances.

"I would say yes," Mr Trump replied.

However, the President would not be drawn on what he would do about it. “I think that’s a violation. Look, this is about Russia," he said.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

yup i.e. tax returns

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)

"This investigation is about whether I hacked people to death and froze their body parts. There is no reason investigators should violate my privacy by looking in my freezer."

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

Also if the Russia probe unearths bad acts stemming from shady finances its a double strike at the core of his being - questioning the legitimacy of his 'victory' and his personal wealth at the same time.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

https://www.axios.com/newsletters/axios-pro-rata-59cc22d6-c7ec-4450-bfaa-19dcbf033a13.html

What has the new tax bill done so far? Well, between Jan. 1 and Feb. 20, 113 companies announced stock buybacks totaling $173 billion, the highest level ever at this point in the year, according to Birinyi Associates' Jeffrey Rubin, reports Axios's Zach Basu.

43 companies announced buybacks of more than $500 million, including Cisco, Wells Fargo, PepsiCo, Amgen, AbbVie, and Alphabet.
Meanwhile, in health care: Nine drug companies are spending a combined $50 billion on new share buyback programs, according to Axios's Bob Herman, who also notes that the "money is enriching hedge funds, other Wall Street investors and top drug company executives, but it isn't necessarily helping patients."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

we need to tax the shit out of the rich in this country and redistribute wealth more equitably. everything else is just theater

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)

Trump is someone who as a consequence of his inherited financial resources and business position has spent nearly his entire life being able to do much of what he wants and seeking to leverage his power to get the rest. He regards the law among other systems as mere obstacles to be navigated or games to be played with the assistance of those more learned than he cares to be or is capable of being. His clear involvement in one or more conspiracies against the country and efforts to obstruct the investigation of same reflect his disregard for the law and belief that the power of the presidency can be leveraged to overcome its application.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:52 (seven years ago)

his disregard reflects a general disdain among our ruling classes for "the system" which is designed to keep the peasants down and them in power, prestige, and luxury. trump is just more blatant about it than most of his class is

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

huh?

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

huh what?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

The gall of that NRA monster to appear on the townhall last night and then turn into a werewolf in public at CPAC. These campaign ads write themselves. At this point it's basically "The GOP: Wrong On Everything."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

huh what?

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 22, 2018 5:10 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For one thing, your post appears internally inconsistent. You assert first that the ruling classes disdain a system that you assert second is designed for their own benefit.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:15 (seven years ago)

do johns respect prostitutes?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)

Qualmsley, ok that makes more sense. My initial reaction was the same as Moo's: why would you disdain a system set up for your benefit?

If you just mean "rich folks flout laws," well duh.

10 print "eatme" 20 goto 10 (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)

Trump is a dumb fuck whose level of personal involvement in Russian collusion is likely insubstantial and incidental.

Dumb fuck, yes. But it beggars belief that his campaign managers, immediate family members, or closest advisors, did not keep him moderately informed about their activities and never sought his specific permission to continue down that path. In his capacity as the highest officer of both his campaign and now of his administration, his awareness of the connection between foreign agents and the people who reported directly to him would constitute important and substantial complicity in such connections.

You have to assume such awareness and complicity, even if he took a casual view of it, like the dumb fuck he is.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

Is there a better explanation for the decision not to impose the sanctions congress voted for than the Russian government possibly has something on him? Also Jared’s attempt to set up the secret back channel.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

do johns respect prostitutes?

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 22, 2018 5:17 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your analogy is inapposite. Assuming arguendo that prostitution is a system designed for the benefit of "johns," it's the prostitutes, not the system, that the "johns" disdain.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

Jesus fuck.

Just in from @rdevro: U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services will remove "nation of immigrants" from mission statement https://t.co/cfWjahgYOe

— Roger D. Hodge (@RogerDHodge) February 22, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:48 (seven years ago)

Ein Volk, ein reich, ein Trump

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

So Trump really said that if the schools were armed/more safer, the kids wouldn't go into school shooting, and "I think that would solve your problem".. No words.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

they'll just go somewhere else to murder a bunch of people?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

Trump is now endorsing bonuses for teachers who get gun training.

I have never wished a grievous prolapse on anyone before but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)

would love to see a poll on how teachers feel about that

the late great, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

"Gun laws don't work because criminals can easily find ways around them".

I'm not even a """"criminal""" but after 10 seconds thought: pull fire alarm, find spot where I can unleash sniper fire on a gaggle of students/armed faculty. Military units have trouble neutralizing that sort of threat, you think some teachers with pistols are going to take out such a shooter before he can kill dozens or more?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

JUST IN: Trump suggests bonuses for teachers who carry guns https://t.co/G38GBJOBow pic.twitter.com/hWfzACtdlY

— The Hill (@thehill) February 22, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

What a difference millions of donated dollars make. pic.twitter.com/lfPTYKCHHd

— Apodyopsis (@Moyamal) February 22, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

it's not the money

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

that guardian piece upthread was predictably maddening, some guy quotes as saying 'no school shooter is gonna pull anything when they know they're gonna get their head blown off' like that doesn't happen 99 percent of the time these things unfold

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

Facebook is setting up a booth in the CPAC exhibit hall.

Two attendees just told me they saw proof on Facebook this morning that the Parkland students are crisis actors. Facebook reps here told me they’re not going to talk about that. pic.twitter.com/vJCYLGfkBA

— Kira Lerner (@kira_lerner) February 22, 2018

.@facebook just emailed me a statement on their CPAC presence.

"Facebook routinely participates in events hosted by organizations across the political spectrum." pic.twitter.com/b1NYAOci8k

— Kira Lerner (@kira_lerner) February 22, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

Just in from @rdevro: U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services will remove "nation of immigrants" from mission statement https://t.co/cfWjahgYOe

— Roger D. Hodge (@RogerDHodge) February 22, 2018

This probably goes back to the descriptive/prescriptive split, but, uh, how much do settler colonialists count as “immigrants”?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

Ted Cruz dispenses with the empathy and calls last night's emotional outpouring during CNN forum "tiresome." #CPAC2018

— Jeremy W. Peters (@jwpetersNYT) February 22, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

lol like he had any to dispense with in the first place

gbx, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

Mr. LaPierre evidently noticed, prompting him to comment on the stillness in the hall, which he wrote off as fear over the government oppression he warned was coming. “I hear a lot of quiet in this room,” he said. “I sense your anxiety. And you should be anxious. You should be frightened.”

He repeatedly returned to his attacks against gun control advocates as socialists lying in wait.

“And oh how socialists love to make lists,” he said, “especially lists that can be used to deny citizens their basic freedoms.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

graft at the chief executive level

Payday lenders got regulators to rethink rules on how closely to vet borrowers. E-cigarette makers got a delay in federal oversight of many vaping products. Candy makers praised a decision to hold off on more stringent labeling standards. And title insurers declared “victory” for getting changes that benefited them in the tax overhaul. What do all these American special-interest groups have in common? They were among those that booked meetings, retreats and conferences at hotels and golf resorts owned by President Donald Trump.

While it’s impossible to draw a direct link between where groups seeking to influence the Trump administration hold their events and what they received, one thing is certain: Never before in American history have such groups had the opportunity to hold an event at a property owned by the president, paying for event space, rooms and food with money that ultimately heads into the president’s pockets.

An Associated Press analysis of the special interests that visited Trump properties in the first year of his presidency found several instances that at least created the appearance of “pay for play.” And lobbying experts say as long as the president fails to divest from his businesses and can still profit from such bookings, special interests will take full advantage....

https://apnews.com/d0bdf331b7bb48d9ac1386825daea3c2/Book-Trump?-Interest-groups-press-case-at-his-properties

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/02/22/trump-blames-video-games-movies-violence.cnn

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

On a certain level, I actually do appreciate the lengths GOP-ers have gone to over the past couple of years to be more honest and up front about their soullessness. I almost wouldn't be that surprised if one of their ran on the slogan '_____ '18: I Don't Care About Any of You'.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

I'm not even a """"criminal""" but after 10 seconds thought: pull fire alarm, find spot where I can unleash sniper fire on a gaggle of students/armed faculty. Military units have trouble neutralizing that sort of threat, you think some teachers with pistols are going to take out such a shooter before he can kill dozens or more?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, February 22, 2018 7:28 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's literally what the kid did in florida:

Around 2:30 pm on Wednesday, just before class dismissal, the fire alarm went off, and shooting began. A law enforcement official told told CBS News it was believed the suspect pulled the fire alarm before the shooting rampage.

xp

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

remember in Vegas when that dude was shooting literally hundreds of people from a distant perch and that self-proclaimed "good guy with a gun"/gambling shithead/social media tough guy ran away and then came back bleating for a pistol because he said he could take him down or whatever. yeah nothing could have taken him down except himself.

a disgruntled student with an arsenal is not going to say "whoa better not do it" because one or two guys with a handgun are stalking the hallways checking their watches.

omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

guys, if you are arguing these points you have already lost the argument

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

rhetorically

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

so if you don't argue them, you win. got it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:08 (seven years ago)

No, the only argument is that it is obviously fucking insane to even entertain the idea of teachers having guns--only a crazy person (one must hold) would even have this idea cross their mind, and only an evil person would voice it. That is the kind of drum beat that works, not "oh teachers are terrible shots" or "oh teachers don't get paid enough to add gun-toting to their responsibilities" or similarly letting-them-define-the-terms dumbshittedness

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

Right cause it really works on this idiots to point out such a thing

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

I'm sure once we just call them all crazy for just having that notion, they'd realize how crazy it was. Yes, definitely.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

guys, if you are arguing these points you have already lost the argument

― Dan I., Thursday, February 22, 2018 8:07 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

You're sitting here, like, arguing with Alex Jones that lizard people are impossible because rubber skin technology isn't yet advanced enough to cover up their scales. why

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

No, the only argument is that it is obviously fucking insane to even entertain the idea of teachers having guns--only a crazy person (one must hold) would even have this idea cross their mind, and only an evil person would voice it. That is the kind of drum beat that works, not "oh teachers are terrible shots" or "oh teachers don't get paid enough to add gun-toting to their responsibilities" or similarly letting-them-define-the-terms dumbshittedness

shhhh! you're gonna lose the argument if you keep this up!

andrew m., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/02/22/trump-blames-video-games-movies-violence.cnn

ayy the '90s are back

maura, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

This post seems relevant to the "collusion" discussion above - https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-the-trump-russia-skeptics-are-wrong. Where Seth Abramson sees an effective quid pro quo deal informally arranged in late 2013 and reinforced by efforts to seek or demonstrate continuing good faith over the course of the campaign, Marshall sees those contacts as efforts to arrange a deal over the course of a campaign that preceded it. I'm not sure which theory I find more persuasive. Marshall is much more circumspect about what he doesn't know than Abramson, who has a habit of overreading facts in ways that are consistent with but not compelled by the evidence (including as regards Trump's personal connections to the Russians and direction of campaign contacts with same), but Abramson also has more experience and training reading facts in the context of legal investigation and appears to have devoted substantially more attention to those at issue here.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

No. We're arguing with the POTUS, US Congressmen, and millions of other people who think arming teachers is a good idea. Why? Because they are seriously proposing this.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

That just seems so stupid and impossible. It would be like, I don't know, outlawing raccoons. What are they going to do, just give a million teachers and coaches guns?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

Serenity now, insanity later

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:23 (seven years ago)

thats the thing thats so insane to me about this stuff about immigrants killing random people and school shootings. like the response to indiscriminate violence is a deportation of all illegals, a massive totalitarian police state with citizens armed to the teeth? so we can never have any accidents/crimes ever again?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)

it's obviously fucking insane to arm teachers
it's obviously fucking insane to build a border wall
it's obviously fucking insane to ban Muslims
it's obviously fucking insane to launch a pre-emptive strike on North Korea

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)

Yes, exactly! What do you think you're saying?
what is this disease on the left where we can't resist jacking off over the piddling impracticalities of the Right's every fever dream? In the 30's even "reasonable, anti-nazi" germans let themselves get drawn into the argument of how best to address the "jewish problem", because they let the fucking Right define the terms, and endlessly ratchet the window rightward

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)

I'm saying that it's not OBVIOUS to far too many people, and one of them is president of the fucking country. What is it with this disease on the left that we waste so much time & energy to criticize each other on how we respond to the Right?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

I'm saying that simply going "well that's obviously fucking insane, I'm not going to engage your side" does fuck all to stop them from carrying out their obviously fucking insane ideas.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) compared the Democrats to know-it-all cartoon character Lisa Simpson in a Thursday appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

“The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge,” Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family member on long-running cartoon show “The Simpsons.”

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

no one ever lost votes identifying with dumb animated people

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:36 (seven years ago)

It's only not OBVIOUS because too many people deigned to pretend that it (any of it, "the wall", teachers with guns, lizard people) was a serious suggestion in the first place! And no, you absolutely shouldn't engage with any of it by arguing debate-club style, you have to "message" against it, which absolutely should consist of repeatedly finding convincing ways to hammer home the idea that these "ideas" are fucking crazy and evil and not worth seriously entertaining! christ

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

you're full of shit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

the idea that politics is a debate club where we must engage with each of each other's points is so self-defeating

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

this is a message board

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

lmao Homer Simpson is the biggest idiot in television history, nice one Ted

frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

which absolutely should consist of repeatedly finding convincing ways to hammer home the idea that these "ideas" are fucking crazy and evil and not worth seriously entertaining! christ

and you do this how? just keep saying how crazy they are? fuck it man thanks for your viewpoint, have a good one

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

they're the party of mr burns tbh

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:42 (seven years ago)

No man, you attack the motives and character of the people who voiced the crazy ideas. you don't engage with the ideas themselves. have you never met someone with a personality disorder before?

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:44 (seven years ago)

yep that really worked, and that's why Trump wasn't elected Prez. We all realized it was ridiculous to even take him serious as a candidate, we didn't engate with his ideas, we just attacked his motives and character and poof he disappeared.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

like, "never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and the pig likes it" is absolutely fucking true

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

Yep that was Hilary's strategy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

I assure you, pointing out that the wall became "ten feet higher" so many times that it would have to be a thousand feet tall by now, and a thousand foot wall would be impossible to build also did very little to prevent trump from becoming president, if that is really your one and only go-to move here.

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

it's almost like trump is president no matter what you type into this forum! odd

sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

Blaming people arguing against shitty ideas for the shitty ideas being taken seriously is bullshit. Trump and ALL HIS ideas are mocked, ridiculed. It hasn't stopped them from being taken seriously by a good portion of this country, cause there's a lot of dumb people not because smart people gave them too much credence.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

Like, you don't think there were idiots who engaged with republican psycho bullshit at face value during the campaign too? I don't blame you, because they were so ineffectual they might as well have been invisible.

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

thanks for your viewpoint

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

But when Trump convinces half the country that Mexicans have gills, I look forward to your detailed scientifically-accurate explanation of why that is impossible, because mexicans are mammals, and have lungs.

Dan I., Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

excellent analogy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)

No, the only argument is that it is obviously fucking insane to even entertain the idea of teachers having guns--only a crazy person (one must hold) would even have this idea cross their mind, and only an evil person would voice it. That is the kind of drum beat that works, not "oh teachers are terrible shots" or "oh teachers don't get paid enough to add gun-toting to their responsibilities" or similarly letting-them-define-the-terms dumbshittedness

― Dan I., Thursday, February 22, 2018 8:13 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dan is right that rejecting and reframing is among the fastest ways to move public opinion through Talking Head discourse. Some pretentious people call it "prefigurative intervention."

Proposing "build a wall" as an answer to immigration reform is precisely this maneuver: reject typical reforms & offer a visionary alternative so that the debate naturally becomes about feasibility & details rather than the . "Medicare for All" is the same. "Give the teachers guns" to solve for gun control is the same.

I know how to do this. I don't really know how best to combat it.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

For most issues, I'd say propose an equally visionary alternative that can successfully intervene. Don't know if that's possible with guns in America, though.

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

A straight up repeal of the Second Amendment sounds plenty visionary to me. It's enduring legacy should be the racist militias who's rampages ended Reconstruction anyway.

Frederik B, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

Visionary, yes. Palatable?

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

Probably as palatable as M4A, in all honesty.

Frederik B, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

I doubt a second amendment repeal would poll at 60%+ popular support.

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

We should accustom the American palate to amendment repeal. Let's start with the dusty old Third Amendment.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

(I would LOVE to be wrong about this.) xp

Simon H., Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

I saw the best .M4A files of my generation destroyed by madness,
Starving hysterical naked

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

Amendement repeal sounds really good.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

Take 'em all down.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

I doubt M4A will poll at 60% popular support once the discussion begins in earnest. For instance, it should obviously include federally paid abortion for everyone.

Frederik B, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

the language of the 2nd amendment seems quite clear to me and it doesn't seem like to much of a stretch to call the modern SC interpretation a radically "non-originalist" bastardisation

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)

this fuckin fascinates me

top line here being "control gun ownership"

https://i.imgur.com/se09GCz.png

http://www.people-press.org/2017/06/22/public-views-about-guns/#all

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)

The Future Competent Trump and his Congress will set about repealing the entire Bill of Rights

probably easier as the waters rise

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)

HOOS, am I reading that right: they're basically at 50/50 now?

rob, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:24 (seven years ago)

thanks Obama

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:24 (seven years ago)

yep

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

everything will be 50/50.

even policies that are massively popular will ultimately end up being 50/50. bc this is how Things Are Now.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

i'd be happy w 50/50 on the death penalty tbh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile...

BREAKING: A grand jury in Virginia has returned a new indictment against Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, per new filing from the special counsel's office. Status report: https://t.co/Ho2JqXZ5co Indictment: https://t.co/lMEk8dQHvc pic.twitter.com/Y5aa8QP0x5

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

WaPo on same

New charges were filed Thursday against former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and his business partner, ratcheting up the legal pressure on them as they prepare for a trial later this year.

A new indictment has long been expected in special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s prosecution of Manafort and his right-hand man, Rick Gates, on fraud and money laundering charges. Manafort served as President Trump’s campaign chairman from June to August 2016. Gates also served as a top official on Trump’s campaign. The new indictment contains 32 counts, including tax charges.

The filing Thursday comes at a time of significant uncertainty in the case about when a trial might happen, or even who the defense lawyers will be. Last week, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson criticized both sides for what she called “unacceptable delays” in a case which still doesn’t have a trial date set.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

what she called “unacceptable delays”

The judge may be impatient, but I bet both sides are fine with delaying a trial atm.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

i don't have a good idea of how long trials like this should take. is it possible that the defense wants to delay until after the election, while the prosecution (or at least forces who support them) would rather wrap it up just before the election? or will the whole thing be over by summer?

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

New Manafort indictment includes some emails he sent laying out his bank fraud plan. https://t.co/QPd4vqIxgX pic.twitter.com/rrrucluZe7

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)

$30 million. Not exactly chump change.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

Karl, I don't think that the timing of the trial vis a vis the election is an important consideration to either Mueller's team or to Manafort's.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

Related. Gates sure has issues keeping lawyers.

.@woodruffbets EXCLUSIVE: Rick Gates fires his lawyer as Mueller hands down new charges against the one-time associate of Trump and Paul Manafort. https://t.co/oWbcyzvTGu

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

I just saw MO Gov. Eric Greitens being led away in the custody of the St. Louis Sheriff.

— Robert Patrick (@rxpatrick) February 22, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

Wow

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)

I know how to do this. I don't really know how best to combat it.

it = sophistry, my friend, there is but one way

https://www.ancient.eu/uploads/images/1258.jpg?v=1485680437

j., Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

Indicted on felony charge of invasion of privacy. https://t.co/z705EGrZdr

— Robert Patrick (@rxpatrick) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

Reached by phone minutes ago about @EricGreitens being in custody, STL Sheriff Vernon Betts said he couldn't talk because he's "kind of busy," and that "yeah, I'm with him now."

— Joel Currier (@joelcurrier) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Mo. Gov. @EricGreitens indicted by @stlcao on felony invasion of privacy charge. @KMOXNews pic.twitter.com/OnaYxHZXeI

— Michael Calhoun (@michaelcalhoun) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)

Is he the guy who took pictures of and possibly threatened his mistress?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

Anyway, I guess good place for this:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-18-governorships-democrats-could-pick-up-this-year/

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

Also, re: Gates, new charges and (another) new lawyer implies he's not cooperating (yet), right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:28 (seven years ago)

IMO, the point of gunning hard for repeal of 2nd amendment isn't because it's a thing that's likely to happen but rather, as noted above, to refuse the NRA and the GOP their desire to control the conversation and offer up eg a bump stock ban as if that's an acceptable concession. The quicker the left learns to be intransigent toward the maniacs on the right, the better.

Jock Totty's Monocle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

the left could use some schooling in IDGAF necessary to move its own Overton window

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:34 (seven years ago)

it's almost like trump is president no matter what you type into this forum! odd

― sleepingbag, Thursday, February 22, 2018 3:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hungry4102

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

If part if the GOP game is marginalization by accusations of "Socialist!" it might behoove the Dems to push some already marginal pols into actualizing their fantasy. The right has made a cottage industry out of this.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:38 (seven years ago)

Re gun control tactics

I am normally interested in compromise. Not this time. I cannot imagine a bill that would make a difference that the NRA supports. We don’t need to cut a deal with them, we need to beat them.

— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) February 22, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:38 (seven years ago)

^this is the right opportunity—set up a press conference for Raul Grijalva or someone to start BAN ALL GUNS noise

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:42 (seven years ago)

jk/not really

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

still leaves him wiggle room, and allows dems to say that NRA opposes passing any "common sense" gun regulations

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)

Thinking about this some more.

Again, the detail in the new Manafort is stunning, including Manafort's private communications with his family, tax advisers, etc. Mueller sending strong signal: He knows all.

— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) February 22, 2018

The question swiftly becomes, why resist? (Pardons do no good, state charges would happen almost immediately thereafter.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:07 (seven years ago)

also these indictments cover the period manafort was working on the campaign, which means he has the receipts from the campaign

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:20 (seven years ago)

these new indictments, that is

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:20 (seven years ago)

This is getting nuttier

In an email, Green also DENIES a new report that Gates has replaced him.

"It is all BS," he said.

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)

I'm no lawyer, but perhaps Manafort is not turning because he is holding out for a better deal. Or perhaps he is not turning because he figures he is fucked one way or the other; even if he got a deal with Mueller, there are those state charges, and Mueller has no power to limit or negate those potential penalties. Who knows?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)

Given the details of those Manfort/Gates indictments, yeah, the only way he doesn't have the goods on Trump financial tomfoolery is if there is nothing to see, which seems ... unlikely.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)

Yeah, Green's on board. So plea still on, I suspect.

BREAKING - Rick Gates formally retains veteran DC lawyer https://t.co/M6QrpTX5ij

— John Santucci (@JTSantucci) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

i want to see mueller's flowchart -- like we have to do everything in *this* order, flipping *these* people first, filing state charges *here* etc

mookieproof, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

I *just*

Y'all I'm dying, Manafort created an incriminating paper trail because he needed someone to help him convert a Word doc to PDF. pic.twitter.com/CTE4oV7zj0

— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) February 22, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

i want to see mueller's flowchart -- like we have to do everything in *this* order, flipping *these* people first, filing state charges *here* etc

A brief reminder that these brave lawyers are probably all spending very long hours in rooms with no windows, inside other rooms which also don’t have windows.

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

So you're saying it's a bit redolent in there

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

SMELLS LIKE JUSTICE

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 February 2018 01:05 (seven years ago)

How the goddamned motherfucking fuck does this fuccboi not know that we've had a movie rating system for 50 years?! How?!

http://amp.nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/02/trump-thinks-we-need-a-ratings-system-for-movies.html?__twitter_impression=true

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)

Who knew!

CNN: Kushner has been unable to obtain full security clearance “in part because of special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation” https://t.co/W0BP4BD95R

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 01:12 (seven years ago)

but how then can he pursue Mideast peace?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 February 2018 01:15 (seven years ago)

He is a gentle soul and will send his healing energies.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 01:22 (seven years ago)

https://goo.gl/images/wTwg4K

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 February 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)

If the Kush is in Mueller's crosshairs, then how can they even justify provisional clearance? For that matter, if the Kush is being looked into by Mueller doesn't that mean that the Kush ... has not been cleared? And that they are perhaps building a case?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 02:30 (seven years ago)

Xpost "We need movie ratings besides X and XXX. We need W, V..."

Bnad, Friday, 23 February 2018 02:37 (seven years ago)

Gabriel Sherman’s saying if Trump okays Kushner tomorrow — which he has the power to do — then Kelly and McMaster resign.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 02:54 (seven years ago)

The day Kushner finally becomes chief of staff. And national security adviser.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 02:56 (seven years ago)

...and gets a pony!

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 February 2018 03:04 (seven years ago)

That all seems ... unlikely.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 03:16 (seven years ago)

Kush and Mooch, 2020!

akm, Friday, 23 February 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/politics/trump-talking-points.html

Samantha Fuentes, who was shot in both legs during the Parkland assault, said she had felt no reassurance during a phone call from the president to her hospital room last week.

“He said he heard that I was a big fan of his, and then he said, ‘I’m a big fan of yours too.’ I’m pretty sure he made that up,” she said in an interview after being discharged from the hospital. “Talking to the president, I’ve never been so unimpressed by a person in my life. He didn’t make me feel better in the slightest.”

lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 February 2018 03:51 (seven years ago)

Samantha Fuentes OTM

crüt, Friday, 23 February 2018 03:59 (seven years ago)

Ms. Fuentes, who was left with a piece of shrapnel lodged behind her right eye, said Mr. Trump had called the gunman a “sick puppy” and said “‘oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,’ like, seven times.”

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 04:07 (seven years ago)

He probably thought she was Daisy Fuentes.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 February 2018 04:47 (seven years ago)

shade is a dish best served cold

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 February 2018 07:16 (seven years ago)

just curious -- why isn't there a leftwing version of CPAC? would that be too declasse?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

CPAC is like a cosplay convention.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)

it's stupid and ridiculous and i'd jail those idiots if i could, but lots of the big rightwing elected politicians show up to cheerlead, and the GOP has been kicking the democrats' asses up and down the electoral map most of my adult life (2006 and 2008 the only exceptions)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)

just curious -- why isn't there a leftwing version of CPAC? would that be too declasse?

Netroots Nation still exists, right? It just doesn't ever get covered by the press?

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)

How long have you been an adult, qualmsley?

Frederik B, Friday, 23 February 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

too long

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

i wonder if jared is finally going to have face the consequences of his actions, and become a real boy . . . "Jared Kushner ended talks with Anbang over a major redevelopment project in New York City. The potential deal had raised questions about a conflict of interest, given Mr Kushner's role at the White House."

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43164788

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

Here we go

BREAKING – In a letter obtained by @ABC News, former Trump campaign aide Rick Gates tells family and friends he has “had a change of heart” plans to plead guilty today in DC Court. https://t.co/vqRpMJLghR

— John Santucci (@JTSantucci) February 23, 2018

MORE - Gates writes to family & friends “the reality of how long this legal process will likely take, the cost, and the circus-like atmosphere of an anticipated trial are too much. I will better serve my family moving forward by exiting this process.” https://t.co/2o55yaVNOh

— John Santucci (@JTSantucci) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

el pobre

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

"I wish to be exiting from this process."

Simon H., Friday, 23 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

Consciously uncoupling

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

guys i’m innocent but i’m gonna plead guilty for the sake of convenience, which is totally a normal thing that many innocent people do

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

There seems to be a suggestion that Gates and Manafort would fight the foreign lobbying charges on the basis that they reasonably believed the applicable laws were effectively dormant but the tax fraud charges are less of a grey area so it makes sense that Gates is throwing in the towel now.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

@realDonaldTrump
My daughter, Ivanka, just arrived in South Korea. We cannot have a better, or smarter, person representing our country.

New world record set for the most people making the same joke at the exact same time.

nashwan, Friday, 23 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

This dude knows what's up:

In the wake of the Parkland school shooting, a billionaire Democratic donor is pledging $1 million to help young people register to vote with the hope that they will help elect pro-gun control politicians in the midterm elections.

"Over the last week, we've all had a chance to hear the powerful, thoughtful, important appeals from the Floridian high school students about the need for meaningful gun control," Tom Steyer says in a video posted to Twitter Thursday.

Steyer says he was joining with two gun control advocacy groups, Giffords and Everytown for Gun Safety, in sponsoring the voter registration drive "so that we don't just hear their voices and their feelings and their hearts on CNN, but that next November, their votes get counted by every official in America and they understand we either get gun reform now or we get rid of them then."

In his announcement, Steyer accused the Republican Party and President Donald Trump of "putting NRA money ahead of the lives of Americans." He also doubled down on his call for Trump's impeachment -- an effort he has promoted with a multi-million dollar ad campaign.

"If you consider what the job of the President is, number one: protect the American people," Steyer said. "If he won't enact the kind of reform necessary to protect our children, that's just another reason he's gotta go."

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)

While Ivanka is there maybe she can ask them how they keep their gun related deaths so low

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

That's not helpful, because it does not include the huge number of bad guys that got away with doing bad things because nobody shot them.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)

How the goddamned motherfucking fuck does this fuccboi not know that we've had a movie rating system for 50 years?! How?!

A useful tip is sometimes to watch the source material for NYMag though - this really isn't what he said.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:27 (seven years ago)

amazing fact on that chart is the sheer amount of guns owned by americans compared to any other country

101.05 per 100 inhabitants!

Only serbia can hold a candle to us at 37.82

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)

i'm glad Steyer is funding actual activism rather than indulging in impeachment fantasy

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)

Yeah, took him long enough.

Anyway

NEW "information" document filed in Richard Gates' case in D.C., suggesting a plea deal is imminent: https://t.co/AhhS6as2lt

— Cogan Schneier (@CoganSchneier) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)

And whatever Gates is telling his family...

Note: Gates will have to agree under oath that certain facts are true, and specifically admit under oath that he is pleading guilty because he is guilty (likely in almost those exact words), to plead out. https://t.co/gYZNTd7a3a

— AgitatedAboutSnakesHat (@Popehat) February 23, 2018

"I'm doing this because of the expense and the stress" defendant statements are foolish if you are going to be looking for some mercy from the judge at sentencing. Judges don't like that shit. They want you to admit guilt or not admit guilt, not waffle.

— AgitatedAboutSnakesHat (@Popehat) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)

Per the end of the posted document, looks like he'll be pleading guilty to two counts specifically, conspiracy against the US and false statements, though I'll guess we'll see.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)

Don't forget this response from Manafort in July 2016 when asked if Trump had any financial relationships with Russian oligarchs. pic.twitter.com/nOzz0bsmIM

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 30, 2017

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

Yup, all happening here:

Now: Richard Gates plea hearing set for today at 2PM in Washington federal courthttps://t.co/j9qkhH5kPV

— Mike Scarcella (@MikeScarcella) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)

A brief reminder that these brave lawyers are probably all spending very long hours in rooms with no windows, inside other rooms which also don’t have windows.

― El Tomboto, Friday, February 23, 2018 12:09 AM (seventeen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So you're saying it's a bit redolent in there

― Ned Raggett, Friday, February 23, 2018 12:15 AM (seventeen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Perhaps just a comment on the quality of Federal office space in general or that provided temporarily to Mueller's team in particular, but I believe he may be referencing a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF).

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

trump must be innocent

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

Moo Vaughn = ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)

Rick Gates is regularly described as Manafort's right-hand-man or Manafort's protege. He was also:

- Deputy chair of Trump's campaign
- A Trump aide even after Manafort was ousted
- Deputy chair of Trump's inaugural committee
- Co-founder of Trump-blessed America First nonprofit

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

Xp identity is nebulous

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

Rick Gates is also in tight with Tom Barrack who the gazillionaire head of Colony Capital and has Trump's ear on a lot of stuff. Cronies from Atlantic City. =|

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)

wilbur ross also ran a money laundering bank in cyprus manafort and the alfa crew used

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 18:13 (seven years ago)

Moo Vaughn = Moo Vaughn. This is axiomatic.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

Technically, SCIF's can be built with windows (I imagine triple pane with a built in Faraday cage):

http://isgint.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sensitive_Compartmented_Information_Facility1-320x240.jpg

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 February 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

Something I missed -- Gates's admitting he lied to the FBI quite literally this month, back on Feb. 1. Just saw a mention on Twitter that he may well have thought that the Nunes memo was somehow going to save his hide. Whoops!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

Hello, new followers. Anthony Scaramucci inexplicably followed me, so I've been DMing him about #Heathcliff for a while pic.twitter.com/wapKiQooEo

— Brandi, Olympic Athlete from Westfinster (@ItsTheBrandi) February 23, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:01 (seven years ago)

President Donald Trump’s plans for a White House-backed military parade are beginning to take shape.

The president has directed the Department of Defense to organize a parade that would take place on Nov. 11 – Veterans Day – according to an unclassified Feb. 20 memo written by National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/23/trump-military-parade-veterans-day-423405

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

are they going to make attendance compulsory for military folks so they can avoid the shame of nobody showing up to this bullshit

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

why did the republican cross the road?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

That's a kick-the-can-down-the-road decision right there.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:30 (seven years ago)

probably won't be the worst US parade ever. Walk up Broadway in NYC sometime and look at the sidewalk markers commemorating ticker tape for every tinhorn dictator we supported in the Cold War.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

As pointed out by @nycsouthpaw, Gates' initial lawyers' motion to withdraw immediately due to "irreconcilable differences ... which make our effective representation of the client impossible" was filed the day Gates is accused of making the false statement to Mueller's team. pic.twitter.com/NLDKwbTL1q

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

never hear Steinbrenner described that way before xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

Dude clearly wants to punt on this.

Q: Will you grant Jared Kushner an exemption on classified info?

TRUMP: "That'll be up to General Kelly."

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

Asked about newest sanctions against NoKo, @POTUS says: “If the sanctions don’t work we’ll have to go to Phase 2. Phase 2 maybe a very rough thing. May be very, very unfortunate for the world."

— Gabby Morrongiello (@gabriellahope_) February 23, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:49 (seven years ago)

yeah FTW

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

"Phase 2 maybe a very rough thing. May be very, very unfortunate for the world."

GOD STFU TRUMP, damn

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

I guess he's already forgotten that Phase 2 (campaign for and win the presidency) is already complete.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

i guess it's sort of a good thing that no one is even paying attention to him, i guess? imagine bush/cheney saying this kind of shit in the run-up to the iraq invasion. the world would be shocked and horrified. now it's just kind of like "well, you have to remember that he is a very stupid man, so he probably doesn't realize what he's saying..."

which is cool, until we end up preemptively striking after the 100th threat to do so, when no one's paying attention to the threats.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

^ Karl otm (**sad trombone**)

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

Don't try to act crazy, cuz that shit don't phase me.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

https://www.justice.gov/file/1038391/download

DAMN

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:11 (seven years ago)

DAMN

... and highly damning, too.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:20 (seven years ago)

Someone loves the drama

Paul Manafort maintains his innocence in a new statement. "For reasons yet to surface," Manafort adds, Gates "chose" not to continue fighting. https://t.co/4qvTX7EoCO pic.twitter.com/AUJO9gbDI0

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

never hear Steinbrenner described that way before xp
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, February 23, 2018 2:39 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

"...May be very, very unfortunate for the world."

Title For Next Months Thread?

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

america's biggest export industry is now misfortune. we will spread it to every corner of the world

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)

"will"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

Wow. So Manafort, despite countless charges and pages and pages of evidence, and despite his partner turning against him, and despite charges at the federal and state level, is doubling down?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

thinks he's in line for pardon i suppose

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

he'll probably get it, too. all expectations about what a sitting president should do with pardons fly out the window with trump.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

yeah, but that doesn't get him out of his state bind. Meanwhile, apparently a vehicle just hit the security barrier at the White House and it is now on lockdown?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

Yeah, nothing so far indicates that Mueller hasn't thought through ever permutation.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

he's way out of their league for sure

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: An individual driving a passenger vehicle struck a security barrier near the White House at 17th & E.

— U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) February 23, 2018

UPDATE: The female driver of the vehicle was immediately apprehended by Secret Service Uniformed Division Officers.

— U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) February 23, 2018

Stormy Daniels?😸

— MGrey (@MartinaGrey1) February 23, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

As always, helpful

THREAD: What can we learn from the new document filed today in conjunction with Gates’ expected guilty plea?

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

Phase IV can’t come soon enough.

Phase IV

JoeStork, Friday, 23 February 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

I can't imagine how loudly the repubs and rish limbows would be howling about all this if they were democrats

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:57 (seven years ago)

At the least they would be asking that someone be locked up.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

Hmmm

Ummm wut? pic.twitter.com/unBGpf7YTF

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

Paul Manafort is a strong contender for most-indicted person in metro DC. Another batch of charges today, his second superseding indictment this week. pic.twitter.com/vKsmtQIcnE

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Special counsel accuses Paul Manafort of secretly paying former European politicians to lobby on behalf of Ukraine.

— The Associated Press (@AP) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)

doesn't this stuff usually happen at 7pm EST on friday, how much more is coming

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

I'm having trouble following all of it, or at least figuring out how much of it is directly damning for Trump admin/campaign or mostly JUST Manafort/Gates.

Evan, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)

It's a total in your face fuck you to Manafort for mouthing off. I love how they just have all these extra charges at the ready. "But wait, there's more!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Love the ad hominem GOP defense of "but what does this have to do with the dossier?" Who said it did? The dossier is next level, and I bet we'll get there eventually.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

btw don't know if yall have seen the missouri GOP statement re the governor but hoowhee, it's nuts, straight up calling out soros by name (but without parentheses)

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

Why must Soros keep meddling in Midwest governor politics?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

Besides, we all know Nancy Pelosi is behind it all. Lock her up!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

Should've added Mueller to my death pool. There's no way he'll life through this, bless 'is 'eart.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

mueller? manafort, surely

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Mueller is shaping up to be Trump's arch enemy. Someone will try to slip him a polonium micky, surely

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:55 (seven years ago)

I would guess they have long since planned for all kinds of odd situations that could arise.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)

as clownishly bad as trump is, i don't actually think he has the stones/ability to, like, get a single guy murdered. drop a nuke, sure

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

his employer does tho

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

I forget what if anything happened with Ken Starr, but when this is all done, will Mueller be free to talk about it at all? I mean, from jail, obviously.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

do you think maybe Robert Mueller has a standing Friday afternoon commitment that he's desperate to get out of but too polite to explicitly decline

— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) February 23, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

his employer does tho

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, February 23, 2018 4:02 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure but I don't think russia/putin actually care if it's revealed that they had direct dealings with the trump campaign -- if anything the truth coming out is to their benefit. plus, like, we know that they have tried to interfere! the only reason putin would ice someone would simply to make things more chaotic. he is at zero risk

gbx, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

wouldn't it leave the WH with no choice but to follow through w/ sanctions, take that huge Rosneft project off the table, fuck w/ them in Syria, etc.? Putin is obv not exposed criminally and his reputation can't suffer but there is a great deal at stake in preserving paper-thin "no collusion" story for the 30%

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:21 (seven years ago)

It's not so much a question of the truth coming out—it's already out—but a question of taking Trump away from him. That is not to Putin's benefit economically or geopolitically.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:22 (seven years ago)

President Donald Trump on Friday said that White House chief of staff John Kelly will ultimately “make that call” regarding whether to waive or revoke Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner’s interim security clearance.

During a press conference with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, Trump responded to a question about Kushner’s clearance with praise for his daughter Ivanka Trump, as well as Kushner’s “outstanding” work.

“I think he has been treated unfairly,” Trump said of Kushner. “He is a high-quality person. He works for nothing. Nobody ever reports that. He gets zero. He doesn’t get a salary, nor does Ivanka, who is now in South Korea. Long trip. Representing her country. And we cannot get a better representative.”

...Trump on Friday said that Kelly is “going to do what’s right for the country” with regard to Kushner’s clearance.

“I have no doubt he will make the right decision,” Trump said. “Okay?”

just a totally normal decisionmaking process

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

Does Kelly chew his food for him, too?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

Long trip.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)

a lot of people don't know that South Korea is pretty far from America.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:30 (seven years ago)

I dunno, I keep thinking that if the various speculative points -- which are getting ever louder -- saying that Manafort doesn't want to be caught dead by Russian heavies somehow are true, it's almost to his benefit now to *claim* just that. "All right, I confess, here's my problem, and boy oh boy do I have stories to tell!" seems like a great way to get some insurance over suddenly dropping dead because if he did it would be all too obvious. *shrug* Maybe he has actual fear, maybe he just wants to tough it out, who knows. I can't imagine the guy is at all fun to be around right now in any event.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:30 (seven years ago)

Also Trump pardoning Manafort seems like a great way to call attention to what he was doing even more. The allegations are now involving tax evasion and essentially money laundering; a pardon reads as 'well why are you are interested in THAT.'

(This said I do keep saying that stupidity and venality mean more than malevolence with this White House, so maybe I have some capacity for surprise left.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

Yeah he will be under no pressure at all to justify the pardon. "Paul Manafort is a good person. He doesn't deserve this."

I know there are the state charges but Manfort's statement after yesterday's batch of charges that "It has nothing to do w/ Russia!" says to me that he has pushed all his chips into Fat Nixon's lap.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:38 (seven years ago)

I guess the question is whether or not such a pardon would be beyond the pale for 10 GOP senators and fifty or however many house members

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)

ahaha beyond what pale?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

THERE IS NO PALE

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

oh, there was pale. i saw it a while back, it was totally ripped to shreds

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

There is still a non-neglible chance that Manafort knows a hell of a lot of stuff the CIA and twenty years of US administrations don’t want to be revealed and believes that will be a bargaining chip.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 23 February 2018 22:58 (seven years ago)

Stranger has occurred.

All sorts of people wearing wires out there

Rick Gates agreed to "participate in undercover activities" as instructed by law enforcement/Mueller lawyers as part of his plea agreement

(some other plea agreements had similar statements, like participate in "covert law enforcement activities")https://t.co/OGAF0pMZdX pic.twitter.com/YDFGLiy451

— Cogan Schneier (@CoganSchneier) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:04 (seven years ago)

Wait, he agreed to wear a wire before he had the plea agreement?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:07 (seven years ago)

Hell of a good way to get a plea mostly in your favor, yes?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

another weird detail in the gates plea agreement: the involvement of rohrbach in a key meeting (gates lied earlier this month about it), "putin's favorite congressman", the guy that kevin mccarthy mentioned ( 'There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump') before being shushed and sworn to silence by paul ryan way back in 2016. you can't make this stuff up.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

xpost Keep in mind Papadopoulos and Flynn had similar arrangements.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

Rohrbacher is his own fun case. His office was very glib about today's events. So far.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

This, BTW, might be of wider interest.

https://www.wired.com/story/what-rick-gates-guilty-plea-means-for-muellers-probe

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

rohrbach

lol, sorry. not sure how i was THAT far off, that's some sort of record

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

Hmmm

NEWS w/ @CarolLeonnig @jdawsey1: Top Justice Dept. official Rod Rosenstein alerted White House 2 weeks ago to ongoing issues in Kushner’s security clearance https://t.co/rzj8tfNfpz

— Robert Costa (@costareports) February 23, 2018

That clearly was not just a courtesy call if Rosenstein did it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

Also if Manafort needs a carrot, perhaps.

While the charges to which Gates pleaded guilty carry a prison term of up to 71 months under federal guidelines, his agreement could result in probation if he cooperates substantially, @PeteWilliamsNBC reports

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) February 23, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:17 (seven years ago)

xpost That article also said he wanted to call Kelly about Kushner, but Kelly was busy so he spoke to Don McGahan instead. And we all know that McGahan has a habit of sitting on important information.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

There is still a non-neglible chance that Manafort knows a hell of a lot of stuff the CIA and twenty years of US administrations don’t want to be revealed and believes that will be a bargaining chip.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, February 23, 2018 5:58 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. On that note there is clearly this unspoken GOP thing that Putin gets points for hurtling headlong into an unhinged market, and this is how they stomach Manafort's Yanukovych support (and of course how they have stomached supporting a host of thugs, for decades)

Anyway in rolling over for a Manafort pardon a Republican congress should *also* be held to account for excusing his work for Suharto, Marcos, Mobutu, et al. if nothing else it will be great to see his vile career litigated for posterity, hope this steaming pile of shit is stripped of everything he owns and dies in prison.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 23:36 (seven years ago)

Speaker talking about the beauty of naturalization ceremonies draws loud, sustained booing at CPAC.

— Philip Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) February 23, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

Well, when your ancestors sprang fully-formed from the rich, American soil millions of years ago, I can understand why you might feel peeved about those people who come here from 'other places'.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

Alternately: I'd be interested to know if there's a meat grinder big enough to accommodate all of the human garbage at CPAC.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:20 (seven years ago)

The pivot from hating mexicans to hating muslims to hating all immigrants in general came pretty quick

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

good ol american autochthony

j., Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

Except from Norway. Trump is cool with Norwegian immigrants, because they are blond, young, good-looking and independently wealthy. Also, Slovenia.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

Alternately: I'd be interested to know if there's a meat grinder big enough to accommodate all of the human garbage at CPAC.

― Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Saturday, February 24, 2018 12:20 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"grinder"and CPAC in the same sentence?

http://www.newnownext.com/human-rights-campaign-grindr/02/2017/

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:50 (seven years ago)

OTM. On that note there is clearly this unspoken GOP thing that Putin gets points for hurtling headlong into an unhinged market, and this is how they stomach Manafort's Yanukovych support (and of course how they have stomached supporting a host of thugs, for decades)

Anyway in rolling over for a Manafort pardon a Republican congress should *also* be held to account for excusing his work for Suharto, Marcos, Mobutu, et al. if nothing else it will be great to see his vile career litigated for posterity, hope this steaming pile of shit is stripped of everything he owns and dies in prison.

Not exclusively Republicans, tbf. His real value to foreign governments has always been his links to the GOP but afaik he has been used as a go-between for successive US administrations looking to bring questionable governments closer to Washington. However much retconning goes on, Yanukovych was an IMF golden boy for a couple of years and on the verge of signing a radically transformative free trade agreement with the EU and US until Russia shovelled more money his way. Manafort was part of all of it. God knows what kind of dirt he has on people wrt Suharto, etc.

One potentially positive outcome of he case has been the number of foreign lobbyists rushing to register as such, having also ignored the rules for years, but I’m still pretty sceptical as to whether we are likely to see a proper clear-up of the industry given how much benefit the US (at least perceives it) gets out of it in terms of soft power.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

And tied up with all that just above

NEW: MUELLER is looking into @SkaddenArps's work with MANAFORT & GATES for pro-RUSSIAN Ukrainian regime. Skadden has produced documents to special counsel & has designated a top atty as point person for dealing with the probe. Lawyers at firm are on edge. https://t.co/BeCfxtm6To

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 24, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2018 17:27 (seven years ago)

Newer lobbying upstarts like Ballard Partners have won foreign clients by capitalizing on ties to President Trump. Founded by Brian Ballard, a lobbyist based in Tallahassee, Fla., who was a leading fund-raiser for Mr. Trump’s campaign, transition and inauguration, Ballard Partners has signed contracts with government entities or political parties in Albania, the Dominican Republic, Kosovo and Turkey, all since the inauguration.

Those firms, which have not been accused of impropriety, disclosed the foreign contracts to the Justice Department under the Foreign Agents Registration Act. The law requires anyone who lobbies or does public relations for foreign individuals, companies, governments and political parties to reveal detailed information about their work and payments for it. The act is intended to prevent foreign actors from surreptitiously influencing American public policy.

But for years, many American consultants have skirted the law’s requirements. Mr. Mueller’s inquiry has focused on such undisclosed lobbying among some of its leading practitioners, including Mr. Manafort, who helped pioneer the model for international consulting three decades ago. The investigation has left other firms rushing to ensure their own compliance.

“This is creating concern in the Washington lobbying community about not only complying with FARA, but also a new emphasis on enforcement that perhaps folks didn’t think was happening or would happen,” said Thomas J. Spulak, a lawyer in the Washington office of King & Spalding who specializes in lobbying compliance.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2018 17:28 (seven years ago)

i like that gerhard shroeder is mixed up in this now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 24 February 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

Who's been giving the Foucault? https://t.co/2BiXOUfc6H

— Jacob Remes (@jacremes) February 23, 2018

Simon H., Saturday, 24 February 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

He's so dumb, they don't call them active shooter drills, they call them lockdown drills, and the threat example given to little kids (at least here) is that there is a wild dog or coyote on the loose, not a crazed gunman.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 February 2018 20:30 (seven years ago)

Not often I say this guy OTM. Been saying this shit around aghast liberals for sixteen months.

Trump’s racism, paranoia, and authoritarianism are all deeply rooted in the American conservative tradition. William F. Buckley supported segregation and white supremacy, and after his shouts of “Stop!” failed to halt the civil-rights train, he again supported white supremacy and segregation in South Africa until that, too, was a lost cause. Buckley had fulsome praise for right-wing dictators like Francisco Franco. These beliefs may not have defined the entirety of his worldview, but they formed an important foundation for it.

Trump did not invent the bizarre right-wing lies about the shooting survivors that are currently enthralling the right. They are being circulated by long-standing conservatives and echoed by Trump. Trump did not invent the birther theory; he exploited it as a way to build his support among conservatives. And the wild accusations Trump promotes are no loopier than the kinds of claims that have been circulated for decades by such platforms as Rush Limbaugh and The Wall Street Journal editorial page (which accused Bill Clinton of murder and linked him with a cocaine ring, among other fever dreams).

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 February 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)

i still remember the cock ring christmas tree ornaments from the 90s

j., Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

Schiff memo leaked:
http://docs.house.gov/meetings/ig/ig00/20180205/106838/hmtg-115-ig00-20180205-sd002.pdf

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile, back to C-PAC:

Former Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Michael Steele on Friday blasted a Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) spokesman's comment that the RNC picked Steele to lead the party because "he was a black guy."

"I wanted to talk to [CPAC chairman] Matt Schlapp first, but I think it’s painfully stupid what he said," Steele told the Observer when asked about a remark CPAC communications director Ian Walters made at a dinner during the conference.

"If he feels that way I’d like him to come say that to my face," Steele added. "And then I’d like him to look at my record and see what I did. I can’t believe an official of CPAC would go onstage in front of an audience and say something like that. I’ve been a strong supporter of CPAC for many years and I thought they raised them better than that here."

In a speech at CPAC's Ronald Reagan dinner on Friday, Walters reportedly criticized Republican thinking surrounding the decision to pick Steele to lead the RNC.

“We elected Mike Steele as chairman because he was a black guy, that was the wrong thing to do,” Walters said in a comment reportedly met with gasps.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

The most important paragraph in the Democratic HPSCI memo. pic.twitter.com/yksybGABsA

— Jon (@JonEHecht) February 24, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

was ian walters wrong

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 February 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

Something I've wondered and have maybe asked: if congressional or other investigators learn that there have been crimes, or that there is ample proof of crimes, but for whatever reason these investigations shut down or otherwise fail to come to their conclusions, what do investigators do with that information? Sit on it forever? Leak it?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 February 2018 22:42 (seven years ago)

do we know why devin nunes didn't read the underlying intelligence he based his report on, like adam schiff keeps saying?

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 February 2018 23:39 (seven years ago)

JiC i was wondering the same i think- were the investigation terminated, what law or policy controls the release of already collected info by terminated or inactive participants?

Global Arming's Terrifying Old Math$ (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 February 2018 01:14 (seven years ago)

oh well who needs neighbors

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-mexico-president-trump-border-wall-20180224-story,amp.html

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 February 2018 02:39 (seven years ago)

Something there is that does not love a wall

Global Arming's Terrifying Old Math$ (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 February 2018 02:51 (seven years ago)

Trump told Peña Nieto. "I have to. I have been talking about it for a two-year period. . . . If you are going to say that Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, then I do not want to meet with you guys anymore because I cannot live with that."

"You have to back me up on my stupid position, because if you don't, I'll look stupid and it will be your fault."

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 25 February 2018 04:25 (seven years ago)

If Trump insists that he cannot live with a thing I'm doing, you better believe I'm doubling down on doing that thing until he flatlines.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 February 2018 05:08 (seven years ago)

A physically slight man, Peña Nieto has been loathe to put himself in an environment in which the more imposing Trump could play the bully.

um shut the fuck up nytimes

marcos, Sunday, 25 February 2018 06:11 (seven years ago)

the fuck is that

marcos, Sunday, 25 February 2018 06:11 (seven years ago)

did they get access to his diaries

j., Sunday, 25 February 2018 06:28 (seven years ago)

nah theyre just racist and have a penchant for macho alpha bullshit

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Sunday, 25 February 2018 06:28 (seven years ago)

do we know why devin nunes didn't read the underlying intelligence he based his report on, like adam schiff keeps saying?

Nunes, the chairman of the committee, brushed off news reports that accused him of not seeing the underlying documents as “bogus.”

He explained that the committee set up an agreement with the Justice Department that would allow just one person to review the documents.

Nunes said he thought Gowdy would be the best choice because of his background as a federal prosecutor, and that Gowdy then shared his notes and observations with the rest of the members.

Number None, Sunday, 25 February 2018 07:58 (seven years ago)

the fuck is that

― marcos, Saturday, February 24, 2018 11:11 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's revolting but i think it's wapo

Global Arming's Terrifying Old Math$ (Hunt3r), Sunday, 25 February 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)

good mourning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 February 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

a riposte to you Chicken Littles:

Trump at all-time low of 35% in CNN poll today. 38% in USA Today/Suffolk https://t.co/TW10z7M4Y7

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) February 25, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

I think there actually might be a slice of reg'lar America who don't their kids being accidentally shot by teachers.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

*don't want

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 February 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)

who knows -- maybe the next frontier for *small government* "conservatives" will be *small family* "conservatives"? drowning the government in a bathtub + shooting kids in the classroom = money savings methods

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 25 February 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

Tax Credits for voluntary sterilization.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

They'll prise my bathtub from my pink wrinkled hands

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

Of school shootings, Trump told the Governors Ball tonight: "I think we'll make that first on our list because we have to end our country of what’s happening with respect to that subject.”

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 26, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 February 2018 01:39 (seven years ago)

we have to end our country

finally some sensible policy talk

Simon H., Monday, 26 February 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

make america end again

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:09 (seven years ago)

why stop at america?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 26 February 2018 04:06 (seven years ago)

so Xi Jinping is pretty much president-for-life now. trump loves strongmen, so maybe he'll see this as a good thing

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 February 2018 04:37 (seven years ago)

Sounds like Sarah Palin is his new speechwriter.

nickn, Monday, 26 February 2018 07:16 (seven years ago)

Yikes.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 February 2018 14:17 (seven years ago)

matt schlapp: man or onomatopoeia

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 14:31 (seven years ago)

Mike Steele, another guy made to look comparatively smart and dignified by the ongoing degradation of the right.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 26 February 2018 14:39 (seven years ago)

Michael Steele completely otm

a third horseman appears

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)

Man, I'm going to have to wait all day to watch that dang video.

The gasps at CPAC over the original comment re: Steele were from the few people present who didn't pick up on the wafer-thin subtext of the comment (i.e. 'pretending to tolerate/include minorities has clearly been a waste of conservatives' time and energy').

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

I like his radio show, usually. At the same time, fu Michael Steele. Talk about "and then they came for me." If you identify as a republican, then you have hitched yourself to this particular crazy train, no matter how much your views might differ. Like, you have identified as a republican for decades, you have been to CPAC before, you are there now. What part of this shocks you?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)

xpost Which at this point is kinda true. Feels like people on every side are rapidly dropping the pretense that the GOP is anything other than a gaggle of overt white supremacists.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:36 (seven years ago)

That's just it. Even if you didn't think it was explicitly white supremacist, obviously there were aspects of that in parts of the party for years. What's new? Just that the president is explicitly sympathetic so all these people who have been part of the party are louder about it?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

Pretty much. He's shown that there's potentially little consequence in dropping the façade and emboldened those who've been champing at the bit to do just that.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

from dogwhistle to slide whistle: the evolution of the gop in the 2k10s

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

Also there's the thing where some of us who were once young and spry are now old and broken and don't care to commemorate the brutal savagery of time's passage with photographic evidence.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

On the same front, Mona Charen responds to the booing she got at CPAC. She still sounds addled.

Q: You said something earlier about how Trump doesn’t mean every past Republican policy was racist. I agree, but don’t you think it’s worth looking, as a Republican like yourself, at ways that the party, pre-Trump, paved the way for some of this? For example, the way establishment Republicans went along with and supported state laws about voter IDs and the voter rolls that had racial intent. They did play into the themes Trump picked up. I think that’s worth examining.

A: Yeah, well, maybe. I would have to look into it case-by-case. I know having looked into some of the voter ID issues, I reject [what you’re saying] with regard to those. I think that’s just insulting to say that certain people are unable to get voter IDs because they are black. I think that’s just nuts. But, anyway.

Q: I mean, the intent of those laws …

A: Um, look, I would say I’m not sure. Look, I love finding common ground. I really do. Both parties attempt to increase their own votes, suppress the other guy’s vote. They both engage in gerrymandering. That’s not necessarily racism. You have to be super careful, obviously, because of our horrible history, and so that is something you have to be super sensitive about. I get that. I agree with that. But again, I would have to look at it. I am open to it, but I would have to look at it on a case-by-case basis.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

BOTH SIDES DO IT see

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

xxpost WTF, totally wrong thread.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

What's new? Just that the president is explicitly sympathetic so all these people who have been part of the party are louder about it?

idk if it's so much this as it is that he's just a tremendously dull and unsubtle person. the coded language and dogwhistles went away because the party is led by an idiot who doesn't understand subtext or metaphor. I still think about this exchange from last year:

JOHN DICKERSON: George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, there's truth to that. There is truth to that. There are certainly no corners. And you look, there's a certain openness. But there's nobody out there. You know, there is an openness, but I've never seen anybody out there actually, as you could imagine.

JOHN DICKERSON: But he-- what he meant was it's-- all comes --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Sure. Sure.

JOHN DICKERSON: --back to you.

frogbs, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

Steele is right that it's tactically dumb for the GOP to be so bad at talking to (and about) people of color.

Unlike Steele, though, I want them to continue to be bad at it.

oklahomie don't play that (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

Oh my goodness yes. I'd love to see them take a page from the NRA's current playbook, doubling down on tone deaf responses and shedding support like a golden retriever in the springtime.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

i think they call that a golden shower fyi

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

You've just made me realize that Trump almost certainly uses a gold showerhead, sans irony.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

The Associated Press reports:

President Donald Trump is telling the nation’s governors that he would have run into the deadly Florida high school shooting “even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

The president is again finding fault with officers who didn’t stop the Florida gunman who carried out the massacre earlier this month. Trump says the deputies “weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners.” He tells 39 of the nation’s governors, “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Trump is vowing to turn the nation’s “grief into action” following the mass school shooting that killed 17 people. Trump says that while “our nation is heartbroken,” the U.S. needs “to have action” on measures related to school safety and gun violence.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:29 (seven years ago)

lmao the dude was too chickenshit to fire Omarosa

frogbs, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)

he would have run

instant disqualification for untruth here

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

I'm probably forgetting something, but this is the first thing I can remember Donald Trump saying that I found hilarious. Someone needs to make a comic strip/book of this.

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

He should probably just get rid of his secret service detail since he's clearly so willing to personally place himself in harm's way.

God, he's such an irredeemable choad.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Donald-Trump-Almost-Attacked-at-Rally-in-Ohio.gif

omar little, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

i fully support our president in his desire to run directly into active shooter situations

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

I wonder if he thinks he can like take a bite out of a gun and chew it up and spit rapid-fire shrapnel back at the attacker and then take the remains of the gun and tie it in a bow around the attacker's arms and torso. I kind of hope he thinks that.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

xpost Secret Service stopped him from rushing to the threat to save people.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)

Atlantic: Boycott the Republican Party: If conservatives want to save the GOP from itself, they need to vote mindlessly and mechanically against its nominees, by Jonathan Rauch and Benjamin Wittes

Republicans are a variegated bunch, and we agree with many traditional GOP positions. One of us has spent the past several years arguing that counterterrorism authorities should be granted robust powers, defending detentions at Guantánamo Bay, and supporting the confirmations of any number of conservative judges and justices whose nominations enraged liberals. The other is a Burkean conservative with libertarian tendencies and a long history of activism against left-wing intolerance. And even if we did consistently reject Republican policy positions, that would not be sufficient basis to boycott the entire party—just to oppose the bad ideas advanced by it.

So why have we come to regard the GOP as an institutional danger? In a nutshell, it has proved unable or unwilling (mostly unwilling) to block assaults by Trump and his base on the rule of law. Those assaults, were they to be normalized, would pose existential, not incidental, threats to American democracy.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

atlantic: HAVE U NO DECENCY SIR

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)

I like to imagine that in the gif above someone behind asks for a picture and all of his buddies rush on stage to pose with him.

Evan, Monday, 26 February 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)

not sure which is funnier, "would" run or "can" run

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

WOW -- Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) challenges Trump to his face on his plan to arm teachers, tells him "we need to listen to educators and they should not be foisted upon this responsibility of packing heat."

Trump responds by crossing his arms and quickly changing topic pic.twitter.com/ikjXvJ56Mc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 26, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

At one point in his remarks Monday, the President outlined his priorities to prevent future mass shootings like the one at Stoneman Douglas: Banning bump stocks, increasing mental health treatment and empowering law enforcement to commit people involuntarily to mental institutions, acting “quickly and decisively” on early warning signals for potential gunmen, and “striv[ing] to create a culture in our country that cherishes life and condemns violence and embraces dignity.” The President made no mentioning of raising the age of purchase for rifles to 21, as he has in recent days.

wait, what? how long has he been saying this? completely missed that this was a "priority" for him. wtf

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

"a little less tweeting, a little more listening" to his face, ohhh shiiiiiiiiiiit

WilliamC, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

From the "so we made a mistake, we hired a black guy" comms director of the CPAC personal homepage:

http://www.ianbwalters.com/images/Ian.jpg
http://www.ianbwalters.com/images/Ian2.jpg

Ian B. Walters plays spirited, updated blues and standards as well as contemporary tunes. Known for his unique piano sound, dripping with soul vocals, and all-around good vibes, Ian's inventive interpretations of great old songs make them new again. After studying classical piano for 13 years, he found his musical voice in vintage blues, R&B, American Standards, and early Rock-n-roll. One of the most sought after performers in the Washington DC area, he can often be found playing blues festivals and clubs solo or with numerous bands. In 2008, Ian became the newest member of the blues piano faculty at the Augusta Heritage Center's annual Blues Week in Elkins, WV. He teaches classes and has private students in Blues Piano, combining classical western musical methods with the music of early 20th Century America extending to Rock-n-roll and early R&B. He uses various styles, including Boogie Woogie, Honky Tonk, and New Orleans Stride and Ragtime to demonstrate a historical approach to the development of American Popular Music.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

(He still has a job btw!)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

atlantic: HAVE U NO DECENCY SIR

seriously, when are people going to stop wasting precious column inches on the thoughts of "principled conservatives"

Simon H., Monday, 26 February 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)

A bluesman called Ian doesn't seem right to me.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)

I've got the 'no one takes my blues seriously because my name is Ian' blues.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

They call Alabama the crimson tide / call me CPAC douche

oklahomie don't play that (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

CPAC: "so we made a mistake, we hired a blues guy"

Evan, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

CPAC: "so we made a mistake, we hired a blues guy"

Clearly they need to return to their yacht-rock roots.

oklahomie don't play that (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

"a little less tweeting, a little more listening" to his face, ohhh shiiiiiiiiiiit

pretty gutsy but man he deserves soooooo much worse than that

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

oh for sure

WilliamC, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

oh yeah? what could have he possibly have done to deserve worse?

Evan, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

he = Trump

WilliamC, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

I mean, name ONE thing

Evan, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

who said "a little more listening," the WA gov?

I'm actually not excessively impressed with anything short of "You moron."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:12 (seven years ago)

this!! when is someone going to just say fuck it and go at this clown to his face .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:31 (seven years ago)

be a legend god damn it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:31 (seven years ago)

no shit, he's two years overdue for this

fuckin' Dems and their obsession with "decorum"

frogbs, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/_IsDRhWN1nzyNued7F9ROu0jEj8=/0x0:720x377/fit-in/1200x630/cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9308683/lebron_trump_720.jpg

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

every public school in west virginia is closed today because of a teacher's strike

it seems like at some point this would have been national news? just doesn't cut it in the new era.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

WV only exists in the national imagination as an avatar for "coal miners"

marcos, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

and the place from which Christopher Walken escaped to play Russian roulette in Vietnam

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

really, who even needs high school when you got the mines?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

A mine is a terrible thing to waste!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

i think that was Pennsylvania xxp

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

still pissed at HRC for not just calling him a moron on national TV during the debates when she had the chance. Trump seems like the sort of dude who wants to play the alpha male but would cower if anyone ever actually confronted him. like, his entire shtick is being the "You're Fired!!" guy despite not actually having the balls to fire anyone to their face.

frogbs, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

surely she was cautioned not to be the Angry Woman

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

i'd like to see like the equivalent of the last dude off the bench coming in to take a hard foul and knock some teeth out. no idea which one of the milquetoast would ever do that though .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

i bet there'll be some tuff talk on the Oscars this Sunday

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

and the place from which Christopher Walken escaped to play Russian roulette in Vietnam

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, February 26, 2018 2:38 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea morbs is right it was PA i think? (and filmed in cleveland iirc)

marcos, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

xp Alan Grayson come on down

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

could use some assholes of yore right about now

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

i'd like to see like the equivalent of the last dude off the bench coming in to take a hard foul and knock some teeth out. no idea which one of the milquetoast would ever do that though .

amazing that the Dems spend ridiculous amounts of time & effort focus grouping every stupid little thing they do and yet can't seem to realize that the first person to do this will be insanely popular

frogbs, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

they're called politicians cuz they're "politic"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

every public school in west virginia is closed today because of a teacher's strike

it seems like at some point this would have been national news? just doesn't cut it in the new era.

front page of NYTimes national section, one of two news stories on the front page of my iPhone "news" app, I think it's getting pretty big press

I mean yeah it's a big thing, every single school in the state, but west virginia is about the size of broward county florida, if the broward county schools went on strike would it be national news?

Chicago strike was, but Chicago is a lot bigger than WV.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)

has this been mentioned or posted? Sorry if so.
Trump org execs holed up in a trump hotel in Panama shredding paperwork
https://apnews.com/ce4dbdd4446c4862bb9c483425554c67

ian, Monday, 26 February 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

He's running

(Inslee, not LBJ or Grayson or RD-300 Bae)

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 26 February 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

Photographer from @epaphotos caught Stephen Miller nodding off during the hour-plus White House meeting on school safety. pic.twitter.com/R9F9hqfaCW

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) February 26, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:36 (seven years ago)

Not enough racism to keep Stevie's attention, no doubt.

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

Dear WH - please keep the racist content to a level that keep Mr. Miller engaged FFS

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/awoken.gif

omar little, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

I feel better now

Sarah Huckabee Sanders just clarified that when President Trump said earlier that he'd have run into the school with the active shooter, he didn't really mean that he'd run into a school with an active shooter but rather that he'd "be a leader"

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) February 26, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

"clarified"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

= wiped the baby's ass

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

can't hate on garbage person stephen miller for falling asleep at a meeting.. I assume everyone but trump in the white house works at least 12 hours a day every day

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

plenty of other stuff to hate on him for

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

- Your job, Sarah, should you decide to accept it, would be to retract 80% of what the president says when he gets away from his keepers, while pretending your retractions are 'clarifications'. Also, to be laughed at repeatedly while looking sternly at reporters.

- OK.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

holy fuck lmao pic.twitter.com/J4csrpRONV

— 🔥H E L L D U D E🔥 (@muhmentions) February 26, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

Isn’t that the dictionary definition of a law of attainder?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 February 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)

wait, is Georgia actually doing something or still just threatening and saber waving?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 February 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

xxp: Blues has been music for conservative douches since Lee Atwater. Its a music that demonstrably doesn't change consciousness.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:00 (seven years ago)

it must be admitted that this trump admin has been effective at flushing some pretty craven influence peddlers right out into the open

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

sanpaku that's a stretch. the same argument could be made for country and it would be just as wrong

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

yall can get get a definition of what it is to "change consciousness" before we go any furhter?

ian, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

Trump seems like the sort of dude who wants to play the alpha male but would cower if anyone ever actually confronted him.

Exactly right, someone needs to boot this cunt in the bollocks, if only the full force of the British press could be unleashed on this twat.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:33 (seven years ago)

Oh u kno just "changing" up a lil "consciousness" u kno

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:34 (seven years ago)

yall can get get a definition of what it is to "change consciousness" before we go any furhter?

― ian, Monday, February 26, 2018 6:31 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

study your lessons god cipher divine

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:49 (seven years ago)

It must be hard to convey the concept to yanks because ye don't have stick shift gears

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:56 (seven years ago)

my splendiferous 1997 Subaru Legacy station wagon, currently parked in my view, most certainly has a stick shift, but lucky for you I do not answer to 'yank' and therefore your assertion may stand until some yank steps forward to strip it to its knickers and send it packing

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 01:09 (seven years ago)

Should still "boot this cunt in the bollocks" bumper stickers.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

Been watching Dallas lately, and Trump is JR in many ways. Throws his weight around in a multitude of immoral ways (that end up with him getting righteously gutshot) but an absolute quivering jelly in the face of direct physical conflict. Which, again, is just prototypical bully behavior at its core.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 02:30 (seven years ago)

This is the heart of it, isn't it really? He's a pathetic bully, and those who cleave unto him reveal they are either existentially toadies, or unable to discern between strength and cowardly, spiteful bluster.

too notch (stevie), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 06:57 (seven years ago)

Sulzberger rides again!

The Times’ actual defense of its op-ed section: our publishing a lying blood-soaked mercenary is balanced by our publishing Bernie Sanders https://t.co/ZPrqSN0wWg pic.twitter.com/og1fCz3DEx

— Jack Mirkinson (@jackmirkinson) February 26, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 07:16 (seven years ago)

Been watching Dallas lately

maybe the most baffling news itt tbh

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 10:22 (seven years ago)

Nah I'd watch the shit out of it if it was on Netflix or something

too notch (stevie), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 10:26 (seven years ago)

I 've watched maybe three episodes in my life. Does it hold up?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:21 (seven years ago)

i'd need drinks to hold me up through one episode

no point in watching that shit when Police Squad! is available

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:34 (seven years ago)

ts: "Who shot JR" in Dallas vs "Who Shot JFK in Dallas"

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:35 (seven years ago)

I remember enjoying the season when Suellen is writing an autobiography but I think I was eleven when I watched it. I can't lie, the reasons for watching it would be solely nostalgic, as my folks watched it back in the day (though I think they preferred the more outlandish Dynasty). A friend was working on the reboot from a few years ago and said Larry Hagman and the guy who played Bobby were two of the most genuinely lovely people she ever worked with.

too notch (stevie), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:38 (seven years ago)

I think I would need drinks too, Morbs, but drinks are nice!

too notch (stevie), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:38 (seven years ago)

Larry Hagman and the guy who played Bobby were two of the most genuinely lovely people she ever worked with.

Apparently those two and Victoria Principal were legit besties

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:50 (seven years ago)

For a president to have anything like Trump’s approval ratings in anything like the present economic conditions is completely unprecedented. If the country goes into a recession any time before November — and again we are in the second-longest stretch without a recession in US history — the GOP is likely to get destroyed at the polls.

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2018/02/donald-trump-historically-unpopular-everyone-hates-except-old-white-men

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:52 (seven years ago)

where my accelerationists at

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 February 2018 12:58 (seven years ago)

WITCH HUNT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 27, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:16 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/WebJlC427A

— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) February 27, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:17 (seven years ago)

why the hell did the Post stick a hyphen between those two words? Copy editors should know better.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:18 (seven years ago)

Good-mourning!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:19 (seven years ago)

lol

imago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:20 (seven years ago)

luv2see the president of the united states screaming in uppercase about witch hunts on twitter

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:21 (seven years ago)

Did something happen this morning to induce context-free 'WITCH HUNT!' tweets?

(I bumped a Dallas thread where y'all can move your passionate discussion of the world's greatest show, if you're so inclined.)

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:27 (seven years ago)

that's evergreen content right there

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:29 (seven years ago)

he spent the morning watching pundits on fox say that "there's no evidence of collusion" and tweeting about it

gbx, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:30 (seven years ago)

Yeah, the three tweets before that were direct quotes of people on Fox & Friends. He's in full "executive time" screaming-at-the-TV mode.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

DENTAL PLAN

j., Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:53 (seven years ago)

Can't wait for his tweets about catheters and pelvic mesh.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)

what the hell

"As good as the tax bill is, when America pulls up to a pump, and they fill their car up, under the previous administration it was 2 bucks, 4 bucks, 6 bucks, $100 to fill a car," Zinke said at the conservative CPAC conference on Feb. 23. "American energy has delivered. Now it's $60. That’s $40 you have in your pocket — every American that would fill up at a pump station — that you wouldn’t have."

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

you have to keep in mind these people are absolute morons

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:05 (seven years ago)

lol if he wants to tie their success to gas prices go right ahead that will end well

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

BOX CAR

too notch (stevie), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)

a carnival of sorts

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UIiSz5WvRk

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)

It costs me 24 dollars to fill up my tank but I guess most red state voters and trump gvt officials don’t drive efficient little Honda’s?

dan selzer, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:06 (seven years ago)

lol otm "60 bucks"?????

marcos, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:07 (seven years ago)

He has literally never pumped his own gas, so it's not worth thinking about the logic.

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:07 (seven years ago)

If it costs me $25 to fill my tank, does that mean I've saved $75?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:12 (seven years ago)

I don't think I've ever paid more than $20 for a tank of gas, and I live in NJ. I suppose if I let the tank drain all the way down, refilling it might cost me $30, but I usually fill it up when it hits the halfway mark.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

NJ is cheap fwiw

dan selzer, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)

Did something happen this morning to induce context-free 'WITCH HUNT!' tweets?

i think 2scoops is calling for a(nother) witch hunt on crooked hillary

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:22 (seven years ago)

could be Hope Hicks testifying today that has him all vexed

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

of all the weirdos, grifters and charlatans in trump's orbit, hicks def remains the most mystifying presence - like i literally have no idea what she might have to say in her deposition

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:29 (seven years ago)

she brings 2scoops his food -- sandwiches and diet cokes and so forth? with her gone a-testifying he's on a "'wich hunt" (sp) maybe

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)

Okay, lol

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:36 (seven years ago)

I'm gonna be thinking about that post all day

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

Doesn't Hicks iron his pants?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

yes while he wears them

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

So Hicks is literally in his pocket.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)

isn't it ironic

oklahomie don't play that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

Mentioned upthread, but man, the very idea that the entire state of West Virginia's teachers are on strike is not top news ....

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

10,000 scoops when all you need is a wife

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

It's like rain on your inauguration day

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

lol wich hunt

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

and that bat's name... was albert einstein

Everything about this is so good down to the Paula Abdul concert. pic.twitter.com/5jeL3RC3Fp

— Logic Expert (@lukeoneil47) February 27, 2018

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

credit where due qualmsley, that's a good one

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 February 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

Just in time for the March thread title too

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

xpost "I'm not looking to play things up," Trump said yesterday. "I'm surprised you found out about it."

Yeah, real surprised. Reeeeally surprised.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

that clipping is wild

i assume ace reporter james rosen heard about the story from loyal trump associate john barron

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

He's Jimmy Olsen to Trump's Superman.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

he's sam the dog to trump's david berkowitz

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

wait the dog was called harvey forget i said anything

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

y'al haven't even quoted the best part: he and Maples were going to a Paula Abdul concert.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)



Golden State Warriors to swap White House visit for trip to African-American History museum
The Golden State Warriors are planning to go to the National Museum of African-American History and Culture during their time in Washington, D.C. this week after President Trump disinvited the NBA champions from the White House.

"The White House is a great honor, but there are other circumstances that we felt not comfortable going," all-star guard Klay Thompson told reporters Monday night, according to the New York Post.

"We're not going to politicize anything. We're just going to go hang out with some kids and take them to the African-American Museum and teach them things we learned along the way, life lessons and hopefully give them some great memories."

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

from skat kats to piss tapes: the donald trump story

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

the best part about trump's tweets this morning wasn't his quote of ken starr (lol) but the fact that he was watching fox & friends from... sunday

maura, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

what a fuckin idiot chump

maura, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

catching up on dvr'ed episodes of fox and friends sounds like literal hell

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

Wait, dummy hired that digital Brad dude to head his 2020 reelection campaign? Talk about doubling down.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:28 (seven years ago)

If it costs me $25 to fill my tank, does that mean I've saved $75?

― Josh in Chicago

i picked up some wasabi peas yesterday at the grocery store - saved $96 on them

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

..."the bat-wielder ran off just before Trump actually appeared and that Trump, "just looked around and went back into his limo."

But another witness, who asked not to be identified..."

a "Mr. P. Murt" iirc.

omar little, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

I didn't buy any wasabi peas, so I guess I was up $100. I did however go to Chinatown and buy $10.80 in pastries, so I guess that puts me less than $90 up. Thanks, Obama.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

I'd estimate my rent savings somewhere in the neighborhood of $100-250,000 annually. This Trump economy is really something!

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)

Wow, you should reinvest that money in the community or in guns or something.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

Talk about singing like a canary

Mueller's team has officially proposed dismissing charges against RICK GATES, following last week's guilty plea. pic.twitter.com/AM69yxGtsm

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

Then there's this amusement.

NSA/Cybercom chief Adm. Rogers tells lawmakers he has not been given the authority by President Trump or Defense Sec. Mattis to disrupt Russian cyber threats where they originate.

— Zachary Cohen (@ZcohenCNN) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

lol if he wants to tie their success to gas prices go right ahead that will end well

Also obv it's not remotely true. The price of a barrel of oil is at its highest point since late 2014, and the average price of a gallon of gas is up about 20% since Trump was elected. Not that the president really has much to do with that anyway, but it's especially weird to lie about it.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

Oh and this could be entertaining

The Mystery Professor At The Center Of The Russia-Trump Probe Has Disappeared. Even His Girlfriend Can't Find Him. https://t.co/X5XB3XTqhb

— Alberto Nardelli (@AlbertoNardelli) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

worst dissertation ever

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

Let’s never forget this Profile In Courage pic.twitter.com/6Sqqy92WID

— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) February 27, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)

good lord he sounds like idiot Bane sometimes

omar little, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

There are certainly no corners. And you look, there's a certain openness. But there's nobody out there. You know, there is an openness, but I've never seen anybody out there actually, as you could imagine.

I understand the point that Trump's missing W's subtext about the round room here--but what the hell is Trump saying? "there's an openness, but I've never seen anybody out there"? What?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

He's looking out the big windows of the Oval Office that look out on the rose garden and musing about how it doesn't have anyone wandering around in it, because of security. He spends a lot of time there just staring out the window, waiting for someone to walk in.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

I think he was just taking W literally and thinking, hide? Who do I need to hide from? There's no one out there who can see me.

So basically George W. Bush is too abstract and metaphorical a thinker for our current guy.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)

he can't see anyone out there, but only because Spicer has gotten really good at hiding in the bushes

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

some journalist (Daniel Dale?) did a side-by-side of Trump's schedule with W's, and it's striking just how little Trump actually *does* in office - while GWB's schedule was packed to the minute with meetings and phone calls, Trump has like 4-5 vague events listed.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile, what could be causing this?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/27/us/anti-semitism-adl-report.html

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

Wait, dummy hired that digital Brad dude to head his 2020 reelection campaign? Talk about doubling down.

it's true

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/375776-trump-to-announce-reelection-bid-for-2020

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

look, helping people out is great, but you're going to have to suffer the consequences

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

If you aren't looking out for number one, you're just making a number two.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask yourself if visiting some shithole country is a good idea

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:03 (seven years ago)

but her ebola!!

Evan, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

Kushner loses access to top-secret intelligence, three sources tell @politico. https://t.co/Y49OcLOR2L

— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) February 27, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

Pobrecito.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:52 (seven years ago)

Kushner is not alone. All White House aides working on the highest-level interim clearances — at the Top Secret/SCI-level — were informed in a memo sent Friday that their clearances would be downgraded to the Secret level, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.

i hate when articles do this and then don't provide a list of who all the people are.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

or even just how many people that includes. maybe the info isn't out there yet

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)

bigger story is that they had 'em in the first place

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

there goes peace in the middle east :(

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)

I guess this one can be filed under rich peoples expecting to be treated like rich people. It's good to see these millionaires are suffering for their civic duty. Kinda not surprised that Carson is picky about his surroundings, considering they said his house had multiple painted portraits of himself.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/27/hud-ben-carson-office-redecoration-trump-appointee

earlnash, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)

In other salacious news, I just heard about that Steve Montenegro stuff in Arizona. Be nice to make yet another conservative seat competitive.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:40 (seven years ago)

Whoops!

NEW: Roger Stone and WikiLeaks exchanged private Twitter messages during the election. They show, among other things, that WikiLeaks sought to keep its channel to Stone open after Trump won. My latest: https://t.co/bEHbCi3n26

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

I swear middle-aged Axl is something else

“Kushner loses access to top-secret intelligence.” Ah, that’s a relief. Now deliver him to Klytus 4 post clearance “conditioning” n’ a Level 6 precautionary Mind Wipe.🚀🤷🏼‍♂️

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

really hope his lyrics for the new record exhibit similar bite

maura, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

Details, details.

Good thing we didn’t elect that lady with the private email server https://t.co/jREUDRvaCu pic.twitter.com/1uLJRyAJ3V

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

it’s actually comical how much everyone who works with Jared Kushner hates Jared Kushner pic.twitter.com/u68D8eziYl

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)

so now that we learn that they've downgraded his security clearance, and that everybody hates him, and that he is susceptible to blackmail and manipulation, this means his father-in-law is going to approve his high security clearance again right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:23 (seven years ago)

maybe not until the indictment

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:26 (seven years ago)

There go my high hopes for him solving the Middle East

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:37 (seven years ago)

as soon as he figures out how to get mexico to pay for a ludicrously stupid and expensive wall in a different country
and solves america's opioid problems

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:42 (seven years ago)

why won't you guys just give him a chance?? He's your President's son-in-law too!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)

Give Jared this: he'll always have his bathing suit shots.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

And Trump's all about swimsuit competitions!

...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

Kush is Jon Hamm’s character from 30 Rock

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

nah that guy was charming but dumb, kush is just dumb

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

not only did Ben Carson throw a fit about any chair less than $5,000, apparently HUD spent $31,000 on a dining room set in his office.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

c'mon man did Joseph have a $3,000 chair to sit on when he came home at night after building the pyramids to store all his grain?

fuck nah

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:36 (seven years ago)

Not surprising.

Am told Robert Mueller himself walked into the room several times to talk to Steve Bannon. Not surprising given Bannon's seniority but it's quite rare for Mueller to attend interviews.

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:50 (seven years ago)

Sam Waterston is totally gonna play Mueller in All the President's Men 2

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:52 (seven years ago)

yup

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

I see a heavily made up Tim Heidecker as Bannon

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

Rainn Wilson as Manafort

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

I thought Mueller was often in there, silent, sitting in the corner, thinking about stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

he's not meant to be the face guy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

sitting in a smoking jacket in a wing-back chair during interviews, silently stroking a white cat

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

This is a tweet.

Kentucky clerk Kim Davis writing book on "dramatic encounters with furious, fist-pounding, homosexual men" https://t.co/Jk1m5SdcST pic.twitter.com/wTDWSZu0g6

— The Hill (@thehill) February 27, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

come again

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

otm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

chuck tingle is that u

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:24 (seven years ago)

can't wait till this guy is president

Pence: Abortion in the U.S. will end "in our time" https://t.co/XLNRxkBj9a pic.twitter.com/5DIgw0Iv7X

— The Hill (@thehill) February 27, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

Should have ended his life, if you catch my drift.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

I could live without seeing the clenched butthole he calls a face again

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Special counsel Robert Mueller's team has been asking some witnesses about Donald Trump’s business activities in Russia prior to the 2016 campaign as he considered a run for president, sources say https://t.co/eVTyCUyq1P

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) February 28, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 01:40 (seven years ago)

Fun times!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 01:57 (seven years ago)

Here's another question I've had: if, say, Hope Hicks sits down with Mueller for a couple of days in December, and Trump or anyone asks her what they talked about, is she allowed to talk about it?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)

like, superficiality in general and sports for ugly people aside, how can you look at people like trump and pence and cruz and think "this is an appealing person who LOOKS like they know what they're doing and are worth voting for/respecting/elevating etc

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

most people have bad taste i guess!

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

I wouldn't trust most people to walk my dog

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

i had a rough conversation with my trump-supporting parents recently and at one point i reverted to a version of that argument - that trump et al objectively are hilariously inept and terrible at their jobs, the world is a bad 1992 sitcom and my parents are the laugh track, etc - and long story short i quickly changed back to other forms of argument because they could not see at all what a complete fucking joke the entire administration is

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:15 (seven years ago)

but i agree; to me i see them and they are just so so SO hilariously bad at their jobs, i can't imagine the amount of cognitive dissonance it takes to look at him speaking and think "he's doing a great job!", but apparently that's possible. the fact that it is possible is almost worldbreaking for me, the amount of obvious stupidity and sympathizing with it in the face of all evidence. but i'm sure they think the same exact same thing about me, because i didn't realize that obama is actually totally evil and is being groomed to be the leader of the UN so that he can finally implement his plans for world domination, etc

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:18 (seven years ago)

What do they like about him besides "straight shooter?" And on that front, what has he been a "straight shooter" about?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

because the leader of the UN is so much more powerful than the president of the united states

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

to my dad, trump gets abortion right (now) and has the hands of evangelicals on his back, therefore he is serving a purpose in god's plan. my dad is a single issue voter (abortion) and admits to that. for my mom, it's all that plus she listens to a bunch of alex jones so whatever he says

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:21 (seven years ago)

i don't think they think he's a "straight shooter" at all, for what it's worth. more like he is a complicated man who sins but he has the hand of god on him right now, and also most importantly more than anything else abortion

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

I think some people need so badly to believe that the people in charge know what they're doing that they'll ignore any cognitive dissonance that might suggest otherwise. It's sadly not that surprising to me, inasmuch as I've been a part of the American workforce for several decades now and I've seen the general quality of people who are put in charge of things. Unaccountably, no one at any of my jobs has ever been part of a mass revolt.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:28 (seven years ago)

when I was a Fundie, one thing that came up on a recurring basis was "intelligence" vs "wisdom". People who either were well-read, well-studied, mathematical, philosophical, analytical, etc were considered "intelligent", but "wisdom" came from God.

There was a skit my church used to do that was basically a theatrical version of Psalms 14:1 which demonstrated a "wise" man pondering the existence of God and after he concludes that there is no God, he is said to be a "fool".

In other words, all of the 'intelligence' that the Left has comes from men, frivolous knowledge, whereas "God gave us all the wisdom we need to pass unsullied into the afterlife". For people who think like that (and I don't know if that's yr parents or not KM), candidates really become an equation - do they uphold God's wisdom (or at least pretend to like Trump).

It's why a lot of these people will retort to any moderately well-written argument as "oh look Mr Fancy using big words". Or call people "idiots" while simultaneously admitting they're not that worldly smart. All of that is intelligence but of the "useless human kind". .

So they don't care about how good people are at their jobs, or how intelligence and knowledgeable they are in "human affairs", which is frivolous knowledge. they care about their relationship with God's wisdom, because who really cares if the world blows up, a better one is waiting for us!

Which is one reason I left faith fairly early, cos being around people who were so convinced "this world sucks, shit doesn't get awesome til we're all dead" seriously frightened me.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:31 (seven years ago)

People who believe Trump gives a shit about abortion astound me. He's a completely immoral grifter who would have just as easily hitched his wagon to a 'free abortions for all' platform if he thought it would gain him the presidency. Pence on the other hand...

Fifteen miles to the Maaaaaatt Schlapp! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:48 (seven years ago)

I think a lot of pro-lifers even realize his shakiness on it, but also recognize that he provides them a greater chance of seeing abortion reform than if Hillary were in charge.

plus he briefly talked about punishing the women who got them before he walked it back so hardcore misogynists had to love that

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 02:53 (seven years ago)

He doesn't even go to church!

Someone I know whose dad loves Trump, he said his dad also thinks Trump was literally chosen by God. I mean, come on! Wouldn't God have higher standards than literally one of the shittiest people of all time ? I don't know what makes fundamentalist Christians tick, but if they are true believers, who believe in God and the devil, then by almost any standard Trump is much much much much closer to the devil, like, the actual devil. So much so that you would almost think he is a test, that his very presence is testing you, tricking you, tempting you and if you support him you have failed and are going to hell with him. Scams and lies and porn stars and greed and sloth and gluttony and ignorance ... Robert De Niro in Angel Heart is more subtle.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:00 (seven years ago)

obama must be so irked that he had to invest all that time and effort into his 'christian faith journey' or whatever just to hold a spot in the public sphere

j., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:06 (seven years ago)

I think some people need so badly to believe that the people in charge know what they're doing

i think about 50,000,000 (or whatever) american voters are no more socially / politically mature than 5th graders who hear the money in trump's smug nasal lazy asshole voice and roll over for the rich popular kid. hate to say it but that's what's maybe going on. and the rich nerdy kids ((they go low we go high) democrats / hollywood (theater kids, no matter how beautiful) / (champagne socialist) academics) are less appealing to too many than the lazy asshole, who at least admits his parents had money and he's not necessarily "smarter" / "more talented" / "more tasteful" than your average kid, just richer

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)

Neantherthal good post that perspective is appreciated, and kind of frightening

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 06:37 (seven years ago)

The god/abortion angle is interesting, but I think that's a smallish proportion of DT support. What I see in my hatereading is more like "we need a brash loudmouth with a big swinging dingus to Get Things Done and Shake Things Up." In that view, the more china he breaks the better; the more aghast he makes effete pearl-clutching liberal media elites, the better. His job performance should be measured leadership and by results (like the tax cut and the Supreme Court appointment), not by namby-pamby shit like checking every box on some stupid form or whatever.

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

By that standard, if he is ironically the catalyst for a hardened, more impassioned, less passive left, then good. The flip side is that the newly engaged left will face a conservative supreme court and federal judges.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:03 (seven years ago)

George W. Bush. His name is like another president name from before. VOTE.

Donald Trump. He played a boss on the teevee and is important biznessman. VOTE.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

Which is one reason I left faith fairly early, cos being around people who were so convinced "this world sucks, shit doesn't get awesome til we're all dead" seriously frightened me.

this is so otm and why engaging with these people on just about any level is hopeless for me.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:36 (seven years ago)

There's some really good insight in here, despite my weariness re: Trump-voter-psychoanalysis. But I gotta say my eyes turn off anytime I see "murica" "teevee" etc. in attempts to parody the presumed slackjawed idiocy of said voters. Would that they were so simple.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

I can assure you that some of them are most definitely so simple. If you haven't spent an extended period of time in a rural backwater, well...I wouldn't recommend it. Which is not to suggest that everyone in a rural backwater is functioning at a fourth-grade level, but they're out there.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

I think there's an unfortunate tendency among urbanites to give rural folks both far too little and far too much credit, depending on the topic of conversation.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

NB, I spent a number of formative years in these sorts of places (eg riding the bus 45 minutes each way to the nearest school which served about five different microtowns in the middle of nowhere, hanging out in the woods as a teenager because that was literally the only thing to do outside of my home) and can speak to both the surprising progressiveness that some people from those places have demonstrated over the years and the profound ignorance demonstrated by others.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)

lol is he calling his AG DISGRACEFUL!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:14 (seven years ago)

I think among the non-idiots, we underrate the factor of hardcore alienation, which can drive people in all kinds of self-destructive directions.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

Maybe this is just wishful thinking but the fact that the evangelicals are unanimously hitching their wagon to such an amoral person whose character is an almost literal embodiment of every single deadly sin sort of feels like a mass suicide - how the hell is the hardcore wing of this religion going to attract any young blood whatsoever at this point? If it’s Cruz, or Romney, or Huckabee, sure, whatever, but Donald fucking Trump?

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:29 (seven years ago)

You forget that evangelicals are commanded to be fruitful and multiply.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

xp Because people are born to it?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect that evangelicals are going to wake up with a serious hangover from this mess. Holding your nose for so long is demoralizing and fatiguing. I don't expect an actual come-to-jesus moment but politically they will have blown through a lot of capital.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)

Remember: the Republican Party died in 1992, 2006, and 2008.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)

In a thriving culture, a SNL sketch would have Jesus scolding the 'gelicals for their poor Bible study.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

It never hurts to remember that people regularly act in ways that are contrary to the beliefs and values that they espouse. Evangelicals are no different in that regard.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

Concomitant with that tendency is a common resistance toward honestly assessing self-mythology.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:41 (seven years ago)

I only mean that in the short-term that part of the base (as opposed to gun nuts) is going to be enervated

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

Even though attacking Jeff Sessions is very much in line with Trump, the rest of this tweet is not — too intricate for Trump to know about. Someone else in WH put him up to it I suspect. https://t.co/51MWeGldjr

— Mike Signorile (@MSignorile) February 28, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)

Trump attacking his AG for actually appropriately following the chain of command to investigate FISA abuse.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

maybe someone who wanted to see him faceplant put him up to it

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

Subtext may be the IG's investigation of the FBI NY office's role in electing him

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

for what it's worth, a surprising number of my evangelical friends from high school (back when I was trying, unsuccessfully, to be an evangelical) are very anti-trump

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

(a couple months back, out of morbid curiosity, I went back and listened to my church pastor's sermons from fall 2016. they were conspicuously free of any reference to the very obvious. which I guess is to be expected from what was basically a mini-megachurch)

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

I wonder how widespread anti-trump sentiment is among evangelicals - a cursory google didn't turn up much on the subject

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

btw the shell of *Billy Graham* has been lying in state in the US CAPITOL, I just discovered after hearing a soundbite of Orange Commando calling hin "legen-dary" on NPR. WTF. Was this McConnell and Ryan's call?

Graham is only the fourth private citizen to lay in honor in the Capitol Rotunda, along with Rosa Parks (2005) and U.S. Capitol Police Officer Jacob J. Chestnut, Jr., and Detective John M. Gibson, who were shot and killed in the line of duty when an assailant attacked the Capitol.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-honors-rev-billy-grahams-extraordinary-life/article/2650274

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)

just another day in ancient rome

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

or is it carthage

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

also one more brick in the argument that Bubba is Trump w/ a higher IQ

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bill-clinton-joins-thousands-pay-respect-billy-graham-n851651

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

iirc the lying in state thing was ryan's doing

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:16 (seven years ago)

I'm sure all of America's non-televised religious figures would agree that this display of respect for the good Rev. Graham is both appropriate and proportional.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

I hope every surviving alt-weekly in the country runs a similar article: https://www.thestranger.com/features/2018/02/28/25862344/ice-is-a-terrifying-and-faceless-federal-agency-heres-the-face-of-the-guy-who-runs-the-seattle-office-fuck-him

JoeStork, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

He's dead! He can't share their secrets.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

This is also a canny move by Ryan (who I suspect doesn't give much of a shit where Graham's corpse starts to rot) - any 'Jesus Christ this is repugnant' reaction binds the evangelicals closer to the right.

I mean, obviously, it is truly repugnant.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:37 (seven years ago)

"Billy, should I fire Sessions? if you think so say nothing at all"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:40 (seven years ago)

Roffles

I couldn’t agree more. @USAGSessions must be part of the Bush/Romney/McCain Republican Establishment. He probably supported @realDonaldTrump early in campaign to hide who he really is. Or he could just be a coward. https://t.co/9D1ppRTSyp

— Jerry Falwell (@JerryFalwellJr) February 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

Oopsie.

New York’s Department of Financial Services has asked Deutsche Bank AG and a pair of local lenders to provide information about their relationships with Jared Kushner, his family and the Kushner Cos., people familiar with the matter tell Bloomberg. https://t.co/sgXeKbG3jQ

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

And meantime

AG SESSIONS STATEMENT: “We have initiated the appropriate process that will ensure complaints against this Department will be fully and fairly acted upon if necessary...." (1/2) https://t.co/MXsl6QF0r3

— Adam Levine (@cnnadam) February 28, 2018

AG SESSIONS STATEMENT CT'D: "As long as I am the Attorney General, I will continue to discharge my duties with integrity and honor, and this Department will continue to do its work in a fair and impartial manner according to the law and Constitution. “ (2/2) https://t.co/MXsl6QF0r3

— Adam Levine (@cnnadam) February 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

if only there were some way for trump and sessions to communicate directly with each other

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

i guess this is trump's way of showing the american patriots that he is "working"

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

Subtext may be the IG's investigation of the FBI NY office's role in electing him

― Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, February 28, 2018 4:12 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

35/ And you know which former federal prosecutor is the chief public proponent—even today—of the theory that Obama tapped Trump Tower? You guessed it: Joe DiGenova. Sort of makes you think Horowitz should ask DiGenova about his contacts with Trump, right? https://t.co/OriQybgB6h

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) February 28, 2018

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

Fun times

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/amp/mueller-asking-what-trump-knew-about-hacked-emails-n851941

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

o_O at the first sentence of trump's tweet:

"Why is A.G. Jeff Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse."

isn't the question (sans question mark) answered by the question?

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

"Was there collusion with Russia?"

"No collusion!"

"OK, was there ... cooperation?"

(confers with lawyers) "I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)

something to keep in mind is that seth abramson is kind of a crank

gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

Yes, but he's a Harvard Law School-educated former prosecutor kind of a crank whose theories are being investigated by the Special Counsel's office of the United States Department of Justice.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

come on dude

goole, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

this thing going on right now, the talk with lawmakers to discuss guns and how they're not going to do anything about it, is unbelievable. just try to follow trump here:

President Trump, in a stunning exchange with two senators over whether they would introduce legislation raising the age to buy firearms from 18 to 21, told them, "You're afraid of the NRA."

Trump was speaking to GOP Sen. Pat Toomey and Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin. The two have been pushing background check legislation since 2013.

The exchange began when Trump asked the senators what they were “doing about the 18 to 21,” referring to raising the age. The senators demurred, and one said, “whatever you want.”

Trump then said, “I think it’s something you have to think about.”

They asked him, “would you sign it?”

Trump responded, “I’ll tell you what, I’m going to give it a lot of consideration, and I’m bringing it up. People are bringing it up because they’re afraid to bring it up.”

“The NRA is opposed to it and I'm a fan of the NRA,” Trump said. They love our country but that doesn't mean we have to agree on everything. It doesn't make sense that I have to wait till I'm 21 to get a handgun but I can get this weapon at 18.”

“We didn't address it, Mr. President,” Toomey said.

“Do you know why?” Trump asked. “You're afraid of the NRA.”

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

it's a weird mix of things that are blatantly true that he's not supposed to say (you're afraid of the NRA"), but it's not even clear if he's trying to say that NRA are good people that the lawmakers should be working with, or if he means that NRA are bad people whose influence lawmakers should be trying to escape from

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

he covers all the angles cuz he's very smart

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

Yes, but he's a Harvard Law School-educated former prosecutor kind of a crank

otm this is def the kind of crank he is

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

it's like he can't orient himself, can't figure out how to dominate someone on this issue while coming across like the leader

j., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

Another thing to remember is that most of Seth Abramson's most prominent critics are relatively young non-lawyers without anything like his experience or in some cases education

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

He's saying they should do something, but he's not going to suggest what they should do, and he may or may not support it once it is done. Pretty typical utter avoidance of any responsibility or clear policy preference.

xp

Moodles, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

do abramson on the collusion thread if you must

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

I don't know if Abramson is into something or not, primarily because he can't convey an idea in any thing more succinct than hundred tweet threads.

Moodles, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

*onto

Moodles, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

come on dude

― goole, Wednesday, February 28, 2018 9:00 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If this is questioning the suggestion that the Special Counsel is investigating his theory, see my comments on the collusion thread.

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)

Seems like one of those days where Trump endorses everything in the meeting and then it gets walked back over the next 24 hours

— Jim Newell (@jim_newell) February 28, 2018

first response there seems to hit it

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

most of Seth Abramson's most prominent critics are relatively young non-lawyers without anything like his experience or in some cases education

love this argument

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)

Haberman reporting Hope Hicks resigning!!

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

We need the Mooch

JoeStork, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

shouldn't the NRA be calling this TREASON?

President Trump proposes taking guns away from owners before going to court.

"By the time you go to court, it takes so long to go to court to get the due process procedures, I like taking the guns early." pic.twitter.com/ZtNNwyzTzA

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) February 28, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

suddenly he's not a fan of 'due process'

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

xp These are the best kinds of resignations—like Keith Schiller, Omarosa, his security blankets.

It's getting might lonely in there!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: White House Communications Director Hope Hicks resigning, according to Spokeswoman Sanders pic.twitter.com/DjG47YPNqj

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) February 28, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)

lol now who's gonna take your guns

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

apparently he's also agreed that domestic abusers shouldn't get guns???

gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

Ms. Hicks, 29, a former model who joined Mr. Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign without any experience in politics, became known as one of the few aides who understood his personality and style and could challenge the president to change his views.

^real life

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

Ms. Hicks said that she had “no words” to express her gratitude to the president, who responded with his own statement.

you have to hand it to hicks; this is a brilliant way to not express gratitude toward trump

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

Man, Trump can't say a sentence with subject-verb-object to save his life, eh?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

I'm no expert, but if I were Hope Hicks, I would resign, too. She's probably had the cushiest run of all of them, the discrepancy between qualification and power, all those years as one of Trump Inc's top people with basically no pressure and all reward, behind the scenes work but little public effort (I don't even know what her voice sounds like; she's quieter than the Kush).. And then bam, her idiot boss becomes president and the next thing she knows she's testifying for hours not over some tiddlywinks NYC fraud or real estate tomfoolery but international espionage that possibly implicates said idiot boss and may take her down, too. Or more likely, take her down with millions in legal fees and possible jail time but *not* him. I'd leave, too. I bet she wishes she left earlier.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

no jobs no cash no hicks

how's life, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

it's like he can't orient himself

this isn't the first Trump has appeared to endorse every known position on an issue within a fairly short time. in that quoted conversation it's just amazing he managed to do it inside of one minute.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

shouldn't the NRA be calling this TREASON?

Some of the gun nuts are, it's win win for them - either cow him or drive another panic that rescues their industry's floundering sales.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trumps-support-gun-control-measure-spark-backlash-53324142

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

If it looks like Dems will take back Congress in November they're going to start selling hard that Trump will cooperate with them on guns.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

I wonder if Hicks came back from her 8 hours testifying only to be yelled at by Trump and was all, man, fuck this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

you have to hand it to hicks; this is a brilliant way to not express gratitude toward trump

that's just how cordelia did lear

j., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

A day in the life:

https://qzprod.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/rtx4dfny-e1516231502416.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=3500

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

'you were supposed to bring the pants steamer'

'sarah said she would get it out of air force one, not me'

j., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)

OMG, there's just so much to go with now:

"Trump Hopeless"
"Trump Has No Hope"
"Trump Wandering the Wings of the White House, Looking for Hope"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)

Sanders looking like a disgruntled high school principal from Mena, Arkansas there.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)

Some talking head reporting if Kelly goes the President intends to leave Chief of Staff post vacant

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

Sure, why not?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:52 (seven years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/us/politics/hope-hicks-resign-communications-director.html?mtrref=t.co&gwh=36F3B7F73FF7ACB9A51D44E18E72B9DE&gwt=pay

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)

wonder what jared is up to today

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)

13 months, 5 WH Communications Directors

Mike Dubke
Jason Miller
Spicer
Mooch
Hope Hicks

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Some talking head reporting if Kelly goes the President intends to leave Chief of Staff post vacant

https://rlv.zcache.com/i_can_do_it_myself_baby_bodysuit-r0a347276f4974f658c4f243036aeb93d_jfhfi_540.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Soooo. I checked a reliably froth-peddling right-wing site for reaction to the Trumpostasy on guns. Were they aghast? Incredulous? In denial? Rethinking their adulation? Of course not. The consensus is:

Forget what Trump says. What he says in public is all positioning, negotiation and persuasion. Watch what he DOES.

THIS. After he totally smoked them during that DACA Amnesty meeting, I do not fear what PDT says.
... He's like a shifty running back in the open field. He feints one way, getting the tackler to commit himself, then cuts back the other way, and turns upfield.

So, basically Dilbert-guy shit again.

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)

Another communications director gone. Another 24 hours of gloating and "joeks" on social media to look forward to oh boy. Another it doesn't change fuck all.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

He feints one way, getting the tackler to commit himself, then cuts back the other way, and turns upfield.

And THAT, my friends, is why Trump has already proved himself to be the most productive President we have ever seen in office. Look at all the new trade deals! The torrent of landmark legislation! The businesses tripping over themselves to build new factories in the good old USofA! Beautiful coal is back, the Arctic ice pack is Bigger than Ever, and happy days are here again!

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

So, basically Dilbert-guy shit again.

more 5d chess

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

Hicks is going to get very very rich on the right-wing media circuit, it was worth a few months of dealing with Trump I'm sure.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

I doubt this. She's not a politico. Her value to Trump was in holding his hand.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)

a few months ? I thought she'd been ironing his pants for years now xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

she hooked up with the Trumps six years ago

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

Surprised at Hicks resigning. With her gone and Kushner not getting clearance, who is even left? Kelly and Ivanka?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)

Ivanka doesn't have clearance either

Will Post head be "H

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

"Hope Floats"?

Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

None of Trump's CDs has any rightist cred.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

first exit from the Trump admin to surprise me

omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

"Hope Floats"?

― Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, February 28, 2018 5:14 PM (three minutes ago)

someone's going to run with that headline no doubt

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

xp yes me too

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

I was surprised by Keith Schiller, this falls into that category

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

diaper changer, KFC-runner

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:21 (seven years ago)

sometimes when shit like this happens i go over the r/T_D and see what the mood is and i'm sorry but this is fucking great
https://i.imgur.com/NDDzA0F.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:26 (seven years ago)

I would guess that Hope Hicks has intense feelings of loyalty to Donald Trump, and that being questioned closely for eight hours about his statements and actions that she felt were entrusted to her as private and privileged confidences, must have been excruciating, because she constantly wanted to stonewall or lie to Mueller's investigators, but she knew she was putting her head on a chopping block and she could end up in prison if she did.

Resigning now is closing the barn door after the pony's run off, but it makes emotional sense.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:30 (seven years ago)

This fancy-pen person has all the secrets now

NOT The Onion ---> The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner @CNNPolitics https://t.co/IMsUM6uw9s

— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) February 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

calligraphy is pretty cool imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)

It's important someone maintains the writing on the wall

Evan, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

calligraphy is pretty cool imo

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, February 28, 2018 4:41 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mom took calligraphy classes, it seemed like it was a scrapbooking/macrame style fad for a while at least around my town for moms

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-28/more-than-30-white-house-aides-said-to-lose-top-secret-clearance

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

More than 30 aides to President Donald Trump have been stripped of access to top secret intelligence, two people familiar with the move said.

The officials have been notified that they will be downgraded to lower-level “secret” interim security clearances, said the two people. None of the officials have been asked to leave the administration and their portfolios on top secret matters will be distributed to other staff members, they said.

also, the aides will be asked to promptly forget any top-secret information they may have come across during the last year or so

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:51 (seven years ago)

Ivanka doesn't have clearance either

Will Post head be "H

― Moo Vaughn

these security clearance stories conspicuously don't mention ivanka. but they also don't seem to mention anyone by name, other than kushner. i still think that's weird.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

Some very, very sad people on right wing Twitter today. They're sad, you know.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:01 (seven years ago)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/545/fcd.jpg

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:02 (seven years ago)

my mom took calligraphy classes, it seemed like it was a scrapbooking/macrame style fad for a while at least around my town for moms

Mine too.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

They are sad, you see.

this @BenSasse statement on the White House meeting on guns is an on the record, profanity-free version of what many GOP aides have been e-mailing/texting in the last few hours: pic.twitter.com/g2r5RnltVV

— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) February 28, 2018

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)

Jesus Christ the news channels don't know whether "white lies" are lies. Watching this shit is frustrating now wonder Trump's lost his mind.

everything, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:10 (seven years ago)

Maggie Haberman with the fucking smoke screen regarding hope hicks is infuriating

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

by saying that she wasn't pushed out of the white house but left on her own accord?

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:17 (seven years ago)

Yeah, that's such BS. As noted somewhere, the *communications director* might have considered the, er, optics of the situation before leaving less than 24 hours after getting grilled on the hill.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:20 (seven years ago)

okay that sasse thing the "last person the president talked to today" is pretty good actually

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)

GOP congressfolk are cool with Trump praising summary execution of drug offenders in the Philippines but very concerned when he threatens the due process rights of guns.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

goodbye 29 yr-old White House Communications Director, it's been colorful

https://storage.googleapis.com/pubzapuscentral/watchprosite/chopard/73/post/chopard_image.4395558.jpg

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

What the hell garbage is that

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

it's Hope Hicks on the catwalk

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:38 (seven years ago)

Please don't.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:38 (seven years ago)

guys this is not an invasion of privacy wtf

this is your government

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:40 (seven years ago)

that's not Hope Hicks

jmm, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:40 (seven years ago)

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30600000/ENO-brian-eno-30666498-190-398.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

Like what's the problem with CNN, MSNBC etc saying "Hicks resigns after admitting she lied for Trump". I have to turn this shit off.

everything, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

I don't see how posting some sort of Victoria Secret photo (ie completely unrelated to her job, nor even being her) photograph has anything to do with this, other than you defining a woman by her looks.

FP'd you for making me stand up for Hope Hicks, but here we are.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)

xp my bad evidently it's Hilary Rhoda who features prominently in HHicks image search

so nm your White House Press Secretary is *not* a swimsuit model w/ no professional experience outside the fashion world?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)

That's fucking crazy. Did you jump to Scott Brown's defense when his shirtless photos exposed him for a cardboard cutout?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

Does it have anything to do with her resignation? Did it have anything to do with her job as of yesterday? Does it not make you uncomfortable you went to google images to seek out "swimsuit model"? Apparently not, Hadrian. stfu.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:47 (seven years ago)

I'm perfectly comfortable defining right wing water carrier who actually made a career defining herself BY HER LOOKS w reminder that this is who we're talking about

jfc you guys

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:47 (seven years ago)

LBI, to answer your question, yes. Her resignation has a great deal to do with the complete inappropriateness of her appointment as WH communications director. Probably if you wanna dig around you will see pictures of "Brownie" post-Katrina grooming his fucking horses

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:49 (seven years ago)

She didn't resign for being a swimsuit model. Stop acting like she did. There's literally a MILLION other reasons to gloat about Hicks resigning, but you had to pick the one reason, shaming her for wearing a swim suit, that made me fp you. Good job.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:49 (seven years ago)

Inappropriate? Hell yes. We don't disagree on that. But not for this reason.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:51 (seven years ago)

RIP Iron Lady

nashwan, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:53 (seven years ago)

sigh...

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

Disappointed that the photo was not the thing with feathers.

neutral yogurt (doo dah), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

xp Don't be obtuse. The picture was intended to shame the President and GOP. Swimsuit models are supposed to wear swimsuits, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:56 (seven years ago)

Hadrian's first thought about a female WH PR director resigning is posting a Victoria Secret photo (that isn't even of the woman itself, mind) simply because it's about a woman? I'm srsly alone in objecting to that?

Ok lads. Carry on lads.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 23:59 (seven years ago)

You're not alone.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

Thank you.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

My first thought actually was <how have we gotten to the place where a twenty-something model is being interrogated by a special counsel w/r/t counterintelligence matters>

apologies to anyone who found this offensive, LBI included

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

(^not snark)

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

xxxpost no I agree w/ u.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

I don't get the outrage. She's a former model turned gatekeeper for a horrible former reality show host who surrounds himself with equally colorful clowns. Some modeled, some dressed in drag, some were on Dancing with the Stars. And so on.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

It's alright, we live in interesting times

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

I mean, there are clips of Trump dressed like a hayseed singing the Green Acres theme. Is it the first thing I think of? Sometimes!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

My first thought actually was <how have we gotten to the place where a twenty-something model is being interrogated by a special counsel w/r/t counterintelligence matters>

This is my first thought, and second, and last one, all the time. America is p fucked, so yeah! But that's not an excuse to objectify a woman.

I mean, there are clips of Trump dressed like a hayseed singing the Green Acres theme. Is it the first thing I think of? Sometimes!

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, March 1, 2018 12:06 AM (one second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, ok, but this is a terrible analogy and I'm p sure you realize this. Women and men aren't equal yet. Not by a long shot. Don't get me wrong: Hicks deserves every hassle she gets. Let it be for the right reasons though. Body-shaming is not one of them.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)

Also it must be terrible to think of Trump dressed like a hayseed tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:12 (seven years ago)

I don't know that posting a photo (particularly a photo of someone else) was necessary, but on a broader level I think there's value in pointing out how wildly unqualified many of those in Trump's circle are. I don't believe that pointing out that Hope Hicks likely has more experience as a model than she does working in government is necessarily an attack on her as a woman.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:13 (seven years ago)

Give Jared this: he'll always have his bathing suit shots.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 23:06 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

Google Images isn't making it easier to post photos in the last two weeks :(

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:24 (seven years ago)

Isn't it already completely obvious - especially on ILX - how wildly unqualified Trump's circle of clowns is? Does that really need repeating? If anything it's not hammered on enough that the US has a donkey for president. Still feels wrong to see someone going for a google images grab of a Victoria Secret model just to shame a woman. He sure as hell wouldn't have done the same if it had been a man (despite the weak "Brownie" retort).

I get it, get that I'm not welcome here, annoying to here from a furrnurr. You lot have got enough to deal with already. I do, however, think it's completely wrong to shame Hicks for being a *woman*. Shame her for everything else, you can pick any reason you like! There's loads. But objectifying her is just so nagl, so wrong.

Carry on i'm out good luck USA etc.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:27 (seven years ago)

xp there's plug-ins solving that problem already!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

you're right

it was a terrible post

Number None, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:33 (seven years ago)

Great!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/26/16/3BA415A400000578-0-image-m-51_1482771011040.jpg

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:34 (seven years ago)

ew. the Mets

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:36 (seven years ago)

Good times

“Trump has derisively referred to Sessions as ‘Mr. Magoo,’ a cartoon character who is elderly, myopic and bumbling.” https://t.co/f3LI52YQLU

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:37 (seven years ago)

I get it, get that I'm not welcome here

Great Scott, LBI, you couldn't be more wrong there. Just because Hadrian wouldn't admit to a mistake and doubled down is not a reflection of your welcome here.

Posting an (incorrect) image and saying "she was a model" in text are completely different messages. You identified the difference properly, while Hadrian refused to understand the difference.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:39 (seven years ago)

If one has to go it's not LBI imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

ffs

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

nobody has to go just own up and move on

marcos, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:49 (seven years ago)

EXCEPT HOPE

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:50 (seven years ago)

NO HOPE FOR TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:53 (seven years ago)

No hope no cash no well you know

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:54 (seven years ago)

once we had hope and jobs etc xp loool

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:55 (seven years ago)

Hadrian -

so nm your White House Press Secretary is *not* a swimsuit model w/ no professional experience outside the fashion world?

Press secretary and communications director are different jobs btw. Sanders is press secretary. Hicks is/was communications director.

it's my leopard. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:57 (seven years ago)

I get it, get that I'm not welcome here, annoying to here from a furrnurr.
...
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, February 28, 2018

^not otm

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:29 (seven years ago)

what were her titles working for Ivanka and then pre president Trump?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:32 (seven years ago)

this is quite the molehill

the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:33 (seven years ago)

Wow, shit going crazy over there. New York Times reporting that Kushner got a whole bunch of big loans after meeting with the loners at the White House. Washington Post reporting that Mueller is looking into obstructin' Donald Trump trying to fire Jeff Sessions last July, which might explain why Trump didn't pull the trigger then.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:38 (seven years ago)

what's gonna be on Trump's secret tape

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:40 (seven years ago)

As I like to note, not a single thing has yet managed to move the needle the other direction. Each week, each day, everything just looks worse and worse for these clowns, never once the opposite. It's really quite incredible.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

his approval ratings have been reverting to the mean again too. not all the way back in all polls yet but he hit 60% disapproval in one poll earlier this week.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)

fun fact related to trump telling Toomey and Manchin that they were afraid of the NRA earlier today. they were the co-sponsors of the 2013 background check bill that failed in the senate, 54-46. 4 democrats voted against that bill - heitcamp, baucus, begich, and pryor, all of whom were worried about their upcoming 2014 elections.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)

If one has to go it's not LBI imo
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, February 28, 2018 7:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carne, guys ffs I get it. I apologized. It would be nice to be rebuked w/o having my motives impugned.

The terrible irony in all this is that Hope Hicks participates in and tacitly endorses a group of people and an organization which makes its bones on objectifying women, I meant this to be implicit in what was evidently a ham-handed photographic critique. Jeez.

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:59 (seven years ago)

hidden messages in 2 hrs... you fuckers are like sharks after chum

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:07 (seven years ago)

Jesus H. what ISN'T happening today

Scoop: Mueller’s team is asking about comments made by Hope Hicks about Russian contacts to the NYT, a former Trump campaign official who has spoken to Special Counsel’s office tells CNN.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) March 1, 2018

NEW: Two companies that had White House meetings with Jared Kushner later lent his businesses over 500 million dollars. An incredible story. https://t.co/q60W2O0oac

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

As for the cronies:

Mnuchin asks UCLA not to post video of students booing him https://t.co/h0CR9vA6K1 pic.twitter.com/SDa8Duhrfn

— The Hill (@thehill) March 1, 2018

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/9690277603194961

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:20 (seven years ago)

Sorry that second one should be

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/oversight-committee-asks-ben-carson-explain-purchase-31000/story?id=53428229&cid=social_twitter_tw

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:21 (seven years ago)

Maggie Haberman finds a new way to embody the term "useful idiot" every day.

The timing is clearly going to raise questions. But the fact that non-reporters believe their partisan analysis over actual reporting is a facet of the whole fake news problem in the first place https://t.co/fMN7AOrf36

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 28, 2018

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:31 (seven years ago)

in completely unrelated and very cool news

47 counties in WV have now shut down school tomorrow, and it’s rising quickly. this is a *huge* deal, looks like the teachers may stay #55strong pic.twitter.com/Z8GrobPCj9

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 1, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:36 (seven years ago)

I'm confused, I thought the gov caved and offered $5/hour raises, and that there was a mandatory cool-down day off. Guess not?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:39 (seven years ago)

yes, I have the same question

sleeve, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

Jesus Christ the news channels don't know whether "white lies" are lies.

I think the 6 people in the last 229 years of the executive branch who *acknowledged* the thing runs on lies have all had to resign.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

thirded

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:42 (seven years ago)

since a lot of people are replying asking why the strike is back on, this thread has a couple good articles from today explaining https://t.co/bgcd0YwkpV

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 1, 2018

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

OK, looks like workers are pissed at the union leaders for settling:

After Tuesday’s post-6 p.m. proposal by Gov. Jim Justice and union leaders to end the strike Thursday went over like a lead balloon with many school employees, it was clear by Wednesday evening that workers were not unified in believing they should return to work.

As of 8:30 p.m., announcements had come that public schools would continue to be closed Thursday in at least 34 counties. More were expected.

https://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/education/teachers-continue-protests-at-capitol-blast-proposal-to-end-strike/article_d824f764-2c6f-51ac-bf00-68f1873ca2a6.html

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/west-virginia-teacher-strike-might-not-be-over-yet_us_5a970a85e4b0e6a5230453f0

The arrangement Justice rolled out would give teachers and other school personnel a five percent raise, and workers employed by the state a three percent raise. Although it marked progress from the meager wage increases earlier proposed by Justice, the deal did not placate strikers’ bigger concerns over the state employee health care program.

Justice said the state would temporarily freeze employee costs under the program, known as the Public Employee Insurance Agency (PEIA), while a task force was set up to develop a long-term fix to rising premiums and co-pays. But many striking employees apparently don’t trust the issue will be resolved, and fear increased health costs could wipe away their raises.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:58 (seven years ago)

well I'm temp-banned from Twitter now for telling a Trumpxtian they should have been aborted. bleh.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)

Is this story being covered anywhere, cable news, papers? Not a peep on the front page of the Times or WaPo.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:08 (seven years ago)

Well the Twitter ban hardly seems to rise to the level of national important. Check the metro section tomorrow?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:09 (seven years ago)

the VA strike merited only like 2 mins on MSNBC, apparently.

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)

lol caek

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:11 (seven years ago)

other notable non-Russiagate news I'm not seeing much about

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/28/yemen-saudi-arabia-war-us-support-senator-push-to-end

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:11 (seven years ago)

I doubt Florida educators could even pull this off again because the current economic and political environment is very different but remembering this event in my state's history: http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/teachers/50-years-ago-Florida-teachers-walked-off-their-jobs-Today-s-union-leaders-are-inspired_165549681

my elementary/middle/high school teaching friends in FL are currently at their wit's end with the state of education in FL and the shooting has many of them rethinking their career.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:14 (seven years ago)

while you’re here, this is an informative thread on what’s happening internally https://t.co/LzPOw7910g

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 1, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:15 (seven years ago)

(btw if you're not already following alex press for yr US labour organizing developments, you should be)

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:16 (seven years ago)

I watched the footage of the press conference on the Yemen resolution. I don't know what chance it has but I'm glad this is at least being brought to the Senate floor, and in a multi-party way.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:20 (seven years ago)

all 55 counties closed, apparently

and jefferson's closed, per facebook. #55strong - these teachers deserve all your support and solidarity! media folks, cover this tyvm

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 1, 2018

Simon H., Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:32 (seven years ago)

wow that’s quite the media blackout.

i’m also surprised that as a member of the AFT i haven’t heard about it from them

the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:56 (seven years ago)

it’s ~sO wEirD~ what the librul lamestream media determines is newsworthy

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:59 (seven years ago)

*is and is not

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:00 (seven years ago)

i do recall now seeing a cnn article about it but the headline (“these teachers packed a lunch for their students” or something like that) didn’t actually clue me in to what was going on

the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:02 (seven years ago)

here’s the same story w much better headline

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/02/26/us/iyw-striking-teachers-feed-students-trnd/index.html

the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:03 (seven years ago)

Trump is hopping mad tonight. In a bad place. I think when we do the tick tocks we’ll find this was a moment where he said “F it.” (Though I think this one is still very TBD, and I assume at *some point* tonight John Kelly will locate the steering wheel again.) https://t.co/FxiHlvh4t6

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) March 1, 2018



Duck and cover folks

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:03 (seven years ago)

I'll be in my bunk-er

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:08 (seven years ago)

Even better!

Steel and aluminum tariffs could be announced by Trump on Thursday, but White House and industry sources still say there's a lot of back and forth on this. w/ @AndrewRestuccia https://t.co/htUoukO1qG

— Adam Behsudi (@ABehsudi) March 1, 2018

Lots of back and forth (mainly because senior White House officials were learning about it for the first time by reading the Washington Post.) https://t.co/NM0Hjk5Z8l

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) March 1, 2018

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:19 (seven years ago)

I don't know why, but I'm not shocked by the Hicks resignation.

Would I be shocked to find out that Hicks is and always has been a mole inside the Trump organization/campaign/administration? I'm not sure I'd be shocked by that either.

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:39 (seven years ago)

what would it take to shock you, besides a cattle prod

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:40 (seven years ago)

A purportedly progressive individual's voice of support for acts in contravention of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Convention_against_Torture?

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)

I don't know that I'd be shocked by any resignation from the Trump administration. It may be triggered by a variety of circumstances depending on the person in question, but most will eventually heed the siren call of self-preservation.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 04:59 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/24/5d/d2/245dd2b5469f46f2a822cbdf2ac9d087--renault-population.jpg

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 1 March 2018 05:48 (seven years ago)

I guess everyone is otm and that no resignation should be surprising. At this point it seems pretty clear that no matter what a person is hired to do for Trump, if they stay long enough they will 1) be named Director of Communications and 2) be forced to lie about the collusions.

Frederik B, Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:59 (seven years ago)

collusion? no collusion

j., Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:36 (seven years ago)

51% of Americans now support Trump's tax cuts. The primary reason: the media mindlessly repeating GOP-allied corporations "000 Bonus!" stories for three months. https://t.co/Vb1gHGvoLi pic.twitter.com/QOmBsbjaxM

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) March 1, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:25 (seven years ago)

Mnuchin: Well, you must seem to have a bias because you're using the words "engineered," so you obviously think that it was the policy the policies were created. Again, what I would say is we fundamentally believe that we will have economic growth and again, 35 basis points is the break even. And we're already seeing this. By the way, we're seeing companies give millions and millions of workers bonuses all as a result of this. And for people who are getting these thousand-dollar bonuses, these are not crumbs.

Ryssdal: Absolutely not, and I'm not going to imply that at all. You said 4 million workers in this economy?

Mnuchin: Four and a half million.

Ryssdal: Four and a half million have gotten one-time bonuses.

Mnuchin: Yes.

Ryssdal: So this is a labor pool of 155 million people, sir.

Mnuchin: So are you, tell me, are you, for those four and a half million workers —

Ryssdal: So my question is —

Mnuchin: in one month. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. Four and a half million workers have already seen this impact.

Ryssdal: By some estimates —

Mnuchin: I understand you're doing the math.

Ryssdal: No. So the Americans for Tax Reform say plus or minus, 86 companies have given wage increases, 250 companies have given one-time bonuses, and I guess the question is, what would you rather have? Would you rather have a one-time bonus or a consistent wage increase over the next couple of years?

Mnuchin: We fundamentally believe that there will be wage increases going through to the workers.

Ryssdal: Why do you believe that?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:05 (seven years ago)

Because there are implied scare quotes around 'fundamentally believe'. Because they neither 'fundamentally believe' that nor do they care.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:09 (seven years ago)

I've maintained a fundamental belief in trickle-down economics for decades. It's totally going to pay off one day, for sure.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:15 (seven years ago)

i don't know who this ryssdal is but i like the cut of her (his?) jib

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:30 (seven years ago)

it just occurred to me that deep-learned AIs would be a vast improvement over pretty much every American broadcast journalist going - not even joking really

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:31 (seven years ago)

I always have such a hard time trying to figure out exactly what kind of lizard Mnuchin resembles.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:32 (seven years ago)

https://www.marketplace.org/people/kai-ryssdal

xps

how's life, Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:32 (seven years ago)

ah! duh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 13:36 (seven years ago)

Time for a new thread, yes?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

US Politics, March 2018: “Is it dirthole?” she asked. Close, but not quite.
US Politics, March 2018: That's a big deal. That's a big deal.
US Politics, March 2018: what would it take to shock you, besides a cattle prod
US Politics, March 2018: elderly, myopic and bumbling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

suggested title: Why do people leave the White House for good?

WilliamC, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

haha love it

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

yes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

Excellent.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

I was gonna go with US Politics, March 2018: No Hope, but I like the why do people leave title.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)


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