There's this new flavour of coffee in Starbucks!

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It's called "Fremme Neppe Venette." Does anyone here know what that means?

Denise Lambert, Friday, 1 November 2002 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you're going to hell

blueski, Friday, 1 November 2002 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

its probably thet same meanign as Haagan Daas

Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 1 November 2002 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I know Starbuxx is evil, but none-the-less... Today was the first Gingerbread Latte day of the season. I enjoyed that with my breakfast.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 November 2002 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Corporate/globalization issues aside, I still think Starbucks is awful. Their coffee is too acidic and bitter.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 1 November 2002 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a big fan of Starbucks neither for politics nor taste (Coopers in NYC was always better) but ... at least in the States, it was some kind of guarantee that no matter where you were, it would be coffee of a particular standard and strength. In the UK, it seems that they can fuck up and make even Starbucks weak, watery and undrinkable.

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

that's because you're paying for the 'lifestyle', not the choffee.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't HAVE a lifestyle. Dammit, I can't AFFORD a lifestyle.

Sigh.

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone link me to something that explains why starbuck's in particular is pure essence of corporate evil (i mean, i do get it w.macdonalds and w.microsoft and w.halliburtons and enron and blah blah blah)

oh no!! somewhere nice and warm to have coffee and buns and chat!! oh no!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's not undersell the greatness of frapaccinos. Esecially the ones which don't taste like coffee at all (which is pretty much all of them).

Let's do emphasize that two of them cost more than my lunch.

dleone (dleone), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't got no lifestyle either. i'm sure there's a better one to be found in pints of Guinness than cups of coffee though.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark S, for shame, you can do this as easily as any of us...

Why Is Starbucks Evil?

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but mark they only sell one TYPE of coffee and it is invariably watery and tepid and would sir like any coffee with his lashings of cream so equally it is a tepid haagen dazs.

coffee @ brick lane is much better 'cos it's got nice spacious sofas and you can sink into them and do interesting things and forget that the coffee has spilled down your instep.

Marcello Carlin, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark - yes:

Starbucks to begin sinister 'Phase Two' of operation.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaaaahhhh... yes, Marcello coffee@brick lane ROOLZ!!! Miss AMP turned me on to the wonders of the place, and now it is my bee-yatch, too.

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcello coffee - mow with added bile!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually that's not fair. You're not like that anymore.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Also I typed 'mow'.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess i wanted to know why it's become the instant prior posterboy of evil corporate whatnot: "the coffee is not to my taste" and "horrible type ppl drink there" and "it's expensive" aren't answers to THAT question...

kate that google leads to loads of other interweb mentalist messageboards!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but i *know* you meant 'meow'.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

They put a lot of excellent independent coffeehouses out here (Seattle) out of business-- ones with much tastier coffee, who played good music & served yummy food & were much less...err, sterile feeling. They mass-produce their pastries, so they taste like plastic, and the lattes are just tossed together. That's my biggest gripe. There are sections of downtown with literally a Starbucks on every block...they're like a virus, a new building opens & they slap a Starbucks into it. Then also SBCs (their coffee's not much better) and Tullys (I don't like their coffee either, but they have nice fireplaces in a few of their stores). We need more Cafe Ladros.

lyra (lyra), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Precisely why it is so evil ... it inspires interweb messageboard mentalism!

Just like ... erm, My Bloody Valentine and Britney Spears. Wait a minute...

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i just have coffee at home. it seems to me to be a 'home' thing. why go out to drink coffee? know what i mean?

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

mark, the "evil" factor comes in that there are four (four!) other coffee shops within a 3 block radius of the starbucks in downtown olympia (including one across the street!) at least three of which (i've never been to the fourth) sell better coffee than starbucks, when starbucks is more expensive and yet it is packed every day. that means either a. there are drugs in the coffee (like dunkin donuts) or b. the rampant ubiqutousness of starbucks (what kate alludes to in her "you can get a decent cup anywhere across the country) has lulled people into a sense of complancency from trying something new and possibly not to their liking.

the only difference is that starbucks hasn't put the other coffeeshops in olympia out of business. i wonder if the same will hold true when fucking subway moves in nextdoor to the only sandwich shop in town.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

with deference to starbucks, however, they do offer benefits to their employees much much sooner than the average coffeeshop (who simply can't due to logistics of scale) and they're open later. (many is the night i have been tempted to get a cup of coffee at starbucks after 7. evil i tell you!)

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone (on ILE?) said that in fact, as multinationals go, Starbucks are pretty non-evil in terms of corporate responsibility.

As Jess says, I think the main gripe is that they have put so many mom and pop coffee houses out of business by serving.. better coffee? But this is hardly a new phenomenon. Personally, I'd be more pissed off at someone like Boots (not multinational, I know, but they do now have an almost total grip on the pharmacy market in the UK) and they are expensive and horrid.

Actually I think it's just cause of the name 'Starbucks' - it reeks.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yerah i can understand why somewhere like seattle might compain: cz they had maybe decent coffee culture b4 starbucks => but places that didn't (like er the entire fkn British Isles back into the mists of time) have totally benefited, as far as i can tell... starbucks coffee may not be as good as [insert yr favourite hard-to-find local caff] but on average it is LIGHT CENTURIES better than the swill that routinely got called coffee in [insert random UK cheap eaterie countrywide as of say five yrs ago]

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to say the thing about 'better coffee' prob. applies more in small town America than in major cities but mark s has got there first.

I don't drink in Starbucks cause you can't smoke.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(ie caffs where they spooned the nescafe out into the mug and filled from the kettle)

it shd have been called AHABS!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

sinker serves imperialism.

Ben What's On?, Friday, 1 November 2002 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

But it tastes so g-oood.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i can't BELIEVE someone posted that joke before i could!!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, yeah now you can get decent coffee in the middle of idaho and they now serve starbucks at every rest stop along I-95 instead of the normal generic pisswater but SO WHAT? i mean, if all they had was nescafe ("i'm very, very sorry") before, do they even know what they were missing?? (*this may be a joke.)

you can't smoke anywhere in america now N. so it's kind of a moot point. and now it's getting too cold to sit outside.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(the real blame to be placed at the feet of the Great American Coffee Transubstatiation of The Late 20th Century is those general foods intn'l coffees. you can't take them back to the farm after the see paris...)

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah "ben" but no one is supplying the meat-and-potatoes of that argument, yet: yes, large areas of the third-world switching over to one mono-variety of cash crop may well be an eco-disaster in the making, but surely that pretty much applies whether we have one coffee giant servicing our cornershop needs or 100,000 local ones (or drink coffee at home)

100,000 ones simply switchs the megacorp evil over to the multinational distributors (haha indie is always a species of collusion not a species of resistance < / popist fanatic soapbox > )

(i mean responsible bio-variation in that sense means switching back to elderberry tea made by yr aunt from deepest derbyshire)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The Guardian on Starbucks

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but coffee tastes so good!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

'even people who don't like coffee like starbucks'!

Sarah (starry), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha the two main negative commentators in that guardian piece are PETER YORK and STEPHEN BAYLEY!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed.

"Everyone I know in the trade is scratching their heads and wondering how they're actually making any money," says Anita Le Roy, owner of the London-based Monmouth Street Coffee Company. "They have such amazingly good sites, where the rental must be huge, and a high level of staffing, they pay well - you'd have to sell an enormous number of cups of coffee to make a profit. But it works."

Maybe they really are a front for something else.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

it's true you know. my mother doesn't even drink coffee outside the house and she'll still make a point of stopping at starbucks while at the SHOPPING MALL (urgh, argh, etc.) to get a scone or a cup of hot chocolate ("i learned it by watching YOU mom!!") or something.

on the news not FIVE MINUTES AGO: "UCLA researchers claim that lifetime coffee drinkers outclassed non-coffee drinkers @ aged 80 in 8 out of 10 mental agility tests"!!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That's only because it's hard for some mentally retarded people to themselves make themselves understood in the coffee shop.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark is totally on the button throughout this thread.

chris (chris), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont like coffee

gareth (gareth), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)


i can't write at home - too many distractions.

so five months ago, when i first got my laptop, i set about finding a public place where i could go to set up shop and work on my book. to my dismay, the *only* coffee shop in the neighborhood that a) was remotely welcoming and b) had electrical outlets available for customers (!) was starbucks.

to my waning embarrassment (the starbucks stigma - yuppie haven + corporate evildoer - has been inexorably drilled into me), i've spent a significant portion of time in that one spot over the last half year, sometimes upwards of 50 hours a week. (the recent onion headline "guy with laptop always at coffee shop" hurt me in my heart).

of course, there's a generous amount of sunday morning yuppies (four dollar tarts!) and latte-swilling i-banker types frequently swarming around the premises. i expected this. what i didn't expect was to be discover a group of divergent regulars who rank among some of the most interesting people i've met since living in toronto. among them: T - a womanizing Russian amateur comedian with unruly sideburns and multiple sclerosis, K - a South African immigrant/freelance designer with a rich travelogue and an admittedly curious attraction to men who look somewhat fish-like, M - a young actress from Florida with a penchant for astrology and wearing clown noses in public, A - a local filmmaker currently shooting a documentary on T, B - a ponytailed trust fund fiftysomething who rides his bike everywhere and reads newspapers voraciously, L - a middle-aged italian contractor/lawyer who ranks among one of the most charming and deeply unhappy people i've ever met. the list goes on! there's a whole cast of supporting characters who swarm in and out of the scene at random. strange, wonderful things happen frequently, just from people talking.

anyway, i used to drive by and kneejerk: 'corporate evil'. now i only think that way when others shame me into it: "dude, you're at STARBUCKS!?" problem is, i like it there. and nobody else but me seems to worry about the connotation. their collective reasoning is simple: there's nowhere else to go!

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw this old guy in the coffee area at Border's a few weeks ago set up with a huge pile of papers and a big old timey typewriter. He was pecking away at it really loudly, brilliant 'ca-ching!'s and all. He looked like he lived there.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 November 2002 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe someone stole my Missy joke and made a thread out of it.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 November 2002 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My Bloody Valentine and Britney Spears

The effects of that poll still linger, I see. And "Baby One More Time" is STILL LACKING A HOOK. *awaits cries of outrage*

I'm with Gareth in general. The most coffee I've ever had consistently was in Dunedin, and that was only every other day (in between hot chocolate, beer and wine).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 November 2002 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

MBV + Britney has become such a long-running joke that my band actually got away with describing ourselves in an interview as "a cross between MBV & Britney" and they PRINTED it! bwah hah hah hah hah!

kate, Friday, 1 November 2002 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark: apart from the few people making complex indictments of Starbucks' effect on agriculture, the main hatred for it is largely symbolic. The cultural "myth" of the coffeeshop in the U.S. is less European-salon and more mom-and-pop, on the level of diners and barber shops: when American politicians want to look like men of the people, these are the first three places they go, places everyone knows everyone and old men in overalls sit grumbling about the world today and blah blah mythical blah.

The difference between that and Starbucks is like the difference between the home-cooking restaurant and McDonald's. I don't think that in itself would have been a problem for people if Starbucks' emergence had been a slow shift. But the onward march of Starbucks was sudden and devastating, taking places that really did care about their local coffeeshops in the community fashion and refashioning them into the sorts of places where one Starbucks sits on the other side of a block from another. They're hated mainly for their ability to do that: the fact that they were like a battle front, where people had to sit powerless and watch their immediate coffeeshop environment change drastically and rapidly.

As far as the city/rural thing, well: if you live in a city the Starbucks are bothersome mostly through their ubiquity (seriously, adjacent blocks some places!), but you're more likely to have even options on either side. If you live in a town small enough that you couldn't get a latte before, not much reason to complain, unless you're the sort of crotchety Nebraskan who thinks foamy coffee drinks are part of California's plot to turn the whole nation into crystal-wearing Volvo-driving bisexuals. The real effect is in mid-sized towns, where there is a sense of "community" to coffeeshops and the sudden emergence of a Starbucks has the power to blow that all immediately away.

That said, I've always hated arguments against corporations based on this: the truth is that competition between your local store and Starbucks takes place on a generally even field, and Starbucks succeeds because (maybe sadly), the bulk of people would rather go there -- the free market speaks. And I think Starbucks has accomplished this by mentally reframing our idea of what "gourmet" coffee drinks are about. They turned them into a grab-and-go consumer item; your mom-and-pop could only really survive by turning them into community fixtures, the exact opposite. And since great bulks of cash-weilding people have jobs and homes and kids, their coffee-buying can't involve "community fixture" -- their community fixtures are their own living rooms and televisions. There will always be more consultants grabbing coffee on their way to work than people who care (or can afford) to spend a nice leisurely communal time at the local.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hey don't front on nescafe, man. have you ever had the greek nescafe? it puts many other coffees to shame, and those cafe frappes -- yum.

i sort of see both sides of the issue here.

i do drink starbucks, maybe 3 or 4 times a week. i drink it in midtown, where i work; coffee alternatives around here are not the best. and, on long drives, i tend to look forward to the rest stop on the jersey turnpike on the way back from philadelphia that has a starbucks (usually after having drained the 20-oz cup of iced coffee i purchased from the shop around the corner from my boyfriend's apartment -- which uses peet's). what, you want me to drink burger king coffee? ick.

likewise, in areas like, say, long island, where teenagers have historically had few or no places to just hang out, i don't think it's such a bad thing -- if starbucks had been around when i was in high school, you bet i would have gone there when i was finished with drama club. sure this is a problem that has more root causes than just the lack of starbucks in various suburbs -- it would have been great if independently owned cafes had been seen as viable in the greater hicksville area, and it would have been even better if there were, you know, things to do or at least places to get together and think of things to do that weren't someone's house.

but of COURSE it is distressing to me when independent restaurants go out of business. i didn't really have any experience where my community was affected directly by starbucks coming in, which is probably why i'm being kinder than other posters in this thread. but wasn't there a study somewhere, though, that said starbucks in a lot of areas tends to help other coffee shops flourish? (i'd imagine this isn't the case in someplace like seattle, which had a very entrenched coffee-culture, but i know in philadelphia 4 or 5 really nice cafes are within a few blocks of the south street starbucks, and in evanston they were all located within a block or two. all thrived. and in philadelphia, all the coffee consolidation came courtesy of the city's biggest roasters. but who knows, the study might have been paid for by starbucks.)

bottom line is, in this world where there are way too many battles to pick from, starbucks -- which is a lot more progressive about giving its employees health benefits than the company i'm currently working for -- isn't as appalling to me as, say, applebee's, which comes into suburbs proclaiming itself as a 'neighborhood' bar, or buca di beppo, an italian chain that has lousy food, guerilla marketers who stack the deck in internet polling, and outrageous stereotyping.

maura (maura), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

also, an anecdotal note:

i work for a web site that has presences in 58 cities around the us. one of the sections of the site i work on involves best lists.

there's a best coffeehouse category; not one city has starbucks listed.

there's a best italian restaurant category; buca di beppo was mentioned in quite a few cities.

there's a best mexican restaurant category; chains like cozymel's are cited often.

and forget best family-friendly restaurant; yesterday i spent half the day removing listings for applebee's, chuck e cheese, chili's, and other chains from those listings. even in huge areas like long island that are filled with diners that have the huey, the dewey, and the louie on their menus.

that, i think, is somewhat telling about the perception of starbucks versus other casual dining chains. i realize that coffeehouse culture is important to the demographic that would be talking about and crusading against what's perceived as corporate control or takeover, but i find the rise of these restaurants, which are definitely at the expense of other places in the community, much more troubling.

maura (maura), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

A very close friend of mine who works for YouthCare, who basically provides social services with teens afflicted with HIV, told me the other day that Starbuck's made a huge contribution to YouthCare funding that will make a big difference in the program's survival. Microsoft apparently helps out in funding local AIDS research and social programs as well.

Not that other big companies don't do the same thing, and not to suggest this cancels out any bad side effects Starbuck's and Microsoft dominion has... but there's always a good side to even the most seemingly all-evil entities.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, provides social services to teens, etc.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. I didn't realize my comment about getting a gingerbread latte would spark so many posts. I'm usually a total thread-killer.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

maura's otm. Fake authenticity is really the pits. Which chain is it that has the same beaten-up canoe hanging in every one?

g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 1 November 2002 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Fake authenticity is brilliant, if only for the way it sticks in the craw of rockists everywhere (yes, I am still flogging that horse's fetid corpse).

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 2 November 2002 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jesus christ. feel free to drive down a major road in any us suburb, nick, for insight into what i mean up there. or eat the 'food' at buca di beppo.

there is a corrosive effect going on, and it's pitiable.

maura (maura), Saturday, 2 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I am missing Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Co. from California right now. Around the holiday season they have these yummy peppermint freeze thingies.

felicity (felicity), Saturday, 2 November 2002 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
Is that coffee, tea or an icepop?

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Do they do hot cider, year round, at Starbucks?

Can someone link to the nutritional info? thx

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I had some of that caramel hot cider from Starbucks a couple months ago, and it was disgusting. Way toooo sweeeeet. So last time I was in there I asked for a regular hot cider, which doesn't actually appear on the menu, and it was fine. It still wasn't as good as other coffee shops that serve cider, where they put a cinnamon stick in the cup.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Do they do hot cider, year round, at Starbucks?

Don't bother with that stuff, just go get cider at Whole Foods. So much better (their coffee is better, too...)

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

I used to be virulently anti-Starbucks, but now sometimes I go there if it's more convenient. Like: there's one a half-block away from my office. Also a bonus: they have decaf chai tea. (Any decaf version of a tea that's usually black is okay by me.)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

ok p-phonic, I'm close to Mission and New Montgomery, and I need a decent hot cider within 5 mins walk - any ideas?

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

ok p-phonic, I'm close to Mission and New Montgomery, and I need a decent hot cider within 5 mins walk - any ideas?

Whole Foods?

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

haha! ok

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I've had the Starbucks version before and it just tasted awful to me, so I'd stick with WF, unless maybe Specialties or Peets has something available.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

"Pike Place Roast" tastes like wet garbage.

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

this only makes the failure of the Wet Garbage Latte sting that much more

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

thought this would be a dom revive

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

We took our eye off the ball being distracted by Starbucks and let those torture and debt guys get into power and run the country into the ground. That may be how we'll look back on the past 10 years. Soon enough we'll be nostalgic about gentrification, as opposed to storefronts closing without new replacements, and for the years when a coffeeshop with a fireplace was the target of our righteousness.

Eazy, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

the greatest trick naomi klein ever pulled was convincing the world that dick cheeny didn't exist

darraghmac, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

We took our eye off the ball being distracted by Starbucks and let those torture and debt guys get into power and run the country into the ground. That may be how we'll look back on the past 10 years. Soon enough we'll be nostalgic about gentrification, as opposed to storefronts closing without new replacements, and for the years when a coffeeshop with a fireplace was the target of our righteousness.

-- Eazy, Monday, April 14, 2008 3:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

b-b-but they're killing indie rock

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

cop in front of me this morning got a grande coffee with room, but his partner got a tall skinny extra hot vanilla latte. yuppie cops? alert milo.

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

Soon enough we'll be nostalgic about gentrification, as opposed to storefronts closing without new replacements, and for the years when a coffeeshop with a fireplace was the target of our righteousness.

this is otm, we have one dead strip mall here in town already with one restaurant and a rent-to-own place still in it - the restaurant just gamely hangin' on, the rto place not giving a shit if anybody ever comes in 'cause it's part of a national chain - and it's a uniquely desolate huge empty parking lot, but it won't be unique for long I'd guess, given how many similar strip malls there are around here: stuff that sucks is often better than, like, nothing at all

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

We took our eye off the ball being distracted by Starbucks and let those torture and debt guys get into power and run the country into the ground.

Sorry, who did this?

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

not that I don't wish they'd've just left the trees where the near-abandoned strip mall now stands, mind

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

YOU MANIACS YOU LET IT ALL GO TO HELL

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Do they now charge people a dollar and a half just to see 'em?

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

well no because in fairness we still have an assload of trees out here, I got like eight in my back yard alone

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

All of us Americans, Hurting 2! All of us! We've made our beds and shit them too! You Brits and Canadians are off the hook.

Eazy, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Really? I think I've spent a lot more energy on the Bush administration in the last eight years than on Starbucks.

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

energy provided by an extra foamy latte you bastards

darraghmac, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

free mumia

DG, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

pike place roast isn't bad, slightly better than their other over-roasted-to-hell coffees

mh, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

After all the hype about how they were going to redouble their efforts to make better coffee, I thought it was at least worth a try. "Wet garbage" is probably a little unfair, but I found the taste kind of weak. Occasionally they do brew coffee blends that taste good. I don't understand why they don't just serve those every day instead of nasty burnt crap.

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

because enough people who order the cotd don't care

i guess you can't just order a cup of kenya, rite? you gotta buy the beams?

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

i can't remember if that was true back in the day

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

i've never noticed overroasted 'burnt' tasking coffee at starbucks; overly strong, yes. some peets blends are intentionally overroasted because that's their thing. I just stopped buying peets coffee for the house for a while because my palette started to go numb after drinking the same things for the past two years; starbucks' verona is pretty good. I'm sure I'll switch back in a few weeks.

the holiday blends of both of these places beat the pants off any of their other blends. why they don't just offer these year around is beyond me.

akm, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

i've never noticed overroasted 'burnt' tasking coffee at starbucks; overly strong, yes

otm. you people who talk about 'overroasted' just don't like really strong espresso.

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Seattle is not Siena

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

I like espresso a lot. Maybe the local places just scorch the coffee in the burners, but that'd be a different taste. My "worked in a coffeeshop for years," espresso snob of a friend came up with the overroasted line.

Also I was really tired when I had this pike's stuff yesterday and our test today has resulted in a new assessment. :(

mh, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

according to OLIVER SCHWANER-ALBRIGHT

gabbneb, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

otm. you people who talk about 'overroasted' just don't like really strong espresso.

-- gabbneb, Monday, April 14, 2008 1:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Incorrect. Darkness of roast has nothing to do with strength and it can in fact lessen caffiene content. Most good espresso places now use a lighter roast than the traditional Italian espresso roast, and it is believed (this may simply be urban legend, not sure) that the only reason "Italian roast" espresso is so heavily roasted in this country is that poor Italian immigrants to the U.S. used the darker roast to mask the flaws in the cheaper beans they were using.

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

I usually get the americano if I wind up in a starbucks because their espresso watered down tastes more like what I'd call coffee than their "coffee"

El Tomboto, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

And strength also has more to do with brewing/extracting technique, proportions, pressure, temperature and those sorts of things. I could make you a weak-ass espresso shot with the darkest roast around or a mind-exploding shot with a medium-dark roast.

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

Hurting 2, Professional Waterboarder

Hurting 2, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

people are right though, this pikes place roast is shitty. it tastes like diner coffee.

akm, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

hurting, i'm using "strong" to refer to a taste quality, not the caffeine factor

I usually get the americano if I wind up in a starbucks because their espresso watered down tastes more like what I'd call coffee than their "coffee"

i drink americanos because i enjoy hydration

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

Um, an Americano doesn't have any more water than a drip coffee of the same size.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

If by "strong" you mean "burnt flavor" then ok, but there are a lot of different flavors in coffee that can be strong besides just the roasted flavor.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

Um, an Americano is espresso, ice (which melts) and WATER

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

just fyi

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

by "burnt flavor," you mean "I like weak-tasting espresso"

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Dude, if you have 12 oz. of liquid, how many oz. of liquid is that?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Um, an Americano is espresso, ice (which melts) and WATER

this is an ICED Americano

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Drip coffee is extracts from coffee grinds and WATER

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, and a hot americano is espresso and WATER

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

combined in order to make it like american-style drip coffee

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

Um, an Americano is espresso, ice (which melts) and WATER

-- gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:55 (2 minutes ago) Link

What the hell do you think the mystery liquid coffee is made with is, olive oil? A cup of coffee and a cup of espresso diluted with water has the same amount of water.

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, I'd say you're the one who likes watery espresso if you drink Americanos.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

lol at everyone calling out gabbneb's craziness at once

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are just twistin my melon by pulling the curtain back on the coffee process here

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

"I like strong espresso. That's why I dump a whole bunch of water and ice into mine."

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you're gonna tear the lid off tea next

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

ew, it's like when the grandpa started talkin like pauly in son in law
xxp

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

I like starbucks espresso without water and ice when it comes out of a gaggia into china rather than cardboard

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

next time i go to starbucks, i'm gonna order an americano but ask them instead of adding the water from the tap, to just force it through some coffee grounds at high pressure. i mean, it's the same thing, right?

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

drip coffee does not use high pressure

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

more like a "drip"

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

which is why i don't drink that shit

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

next time i go to starbucks, i'm gonna order an americano but ask them instead of adding the water from the tap, to just force it through some coffee grounds at high pressure. i mean, it's the same thing, right?

-- gabbneb, Thursday, April 17, 2008 1:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, that would be a giant cup of espresso.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

lol like anybody can tell the difference

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

excuse me, next time i go to starbucks, i'm gonna order an americano but ask them instead of adding the water from the tap, to just drip it through some coffee grounds. i mean, it's the same thing, right?

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

No, that would be a Red Eye (drip coffee with a shot of espresso)

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

exactly

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

I like hydration, that's why I drink concentrated orange juice with water added instead of regular orange juice.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Is basically what youre saying.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

i wasn't aware that orange juice was dehydrating

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

I wasn't aware that espresso wasn't.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

No, an americano is a diffuse espresso. You're forcing hot water through a fine grind. Drip coffee uses a slightly coarser grind and the water slowly moves through the grinds -- you're not steeping it tea-style, but the grinds get immersed by the dripping and the end product filters through.

You also have the difference of it going through a porta-filter versus it going through a drip coffee filter.

So no, it's not the same thing.

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

No, it isn't the same thing, but assuming the same volume and roughly the same caffiene content, one drink isn't going to be more "hydrating" than the other.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Agreed, the relative strength (and dehydrating power) of an americano and a cup of drip coffee of the same volume will be equal. The "orange juice from concentrate: versus "fresh squeezed orange juice" analogy is good and I'm not sure why it's not obvious.

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

pls refer to my 'i would never drink drip coffee' post, k thx bye

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

the drinks i am comparing are 1) espresso and 2) espresso with ice and water

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

pls refer to your post where you're all like:

by "burnt flavor," you mean "I like weak-tasting espresso"

..which makes no sense, since you advocated espresso that's diluted right after that. That was after you conflated what we called "burnt" flavor with espresso, when espresso really is only made with darker roasts in some chains, and darker roasts still don't taste burnt.

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

Origin
One popular explanation for the name is that it was originally intended as an insult to Americans, who wanted their espresso diluted. During the Second World War, American occupational forces in Italy searched for the "cup of joe" they were accustomed to at home, which local baristas tried to emulate for them.[1] If this is the case, many American coffee drinkers are either unaware of or unfazed by the derogatory nature of the name, even in some cases going so far as to misinterpret americano as being a uniquely American way to drink espresso[citation needed]. Regardless of the true origins of the name, it is clear that americano was not popular in the United States until the explosion of chain coffeehouses, such as Starbucks, in the 1990s. Even now, Americano is far from the most popular coffee drink consumed in U.S. coffeehouses.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

the drinks you are comparing are in no where referenced on this thread by anyone before you, since we're talking about pike's roast

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

dude, pls refer to my not giving a shit about making you udnerstand

gabbneb, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Ok, I think we can all agree that an Americano is more hydrating than a shot of espresso.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

I really, really like a nice watery iced Americano with a little milk on a hot day.

I'm surprised to see people ordering iced lattes in the summer, because the coldness defeats the purpose of frothy milk, doesn't it?

Eazy, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

I do like really strong espresso though (wtf is the difference between this and "weak espresso"), and if I'm sitting around a coffeeshop and not just passing through through, that's usually what I order. Espresso shouldn't taste burnt either, although you can do that with the wrong beans, too. Strong espresso flavor == concentrated coffee goodness.

coffee aspies ahoy

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

conflated what we called "burnt" flavor with espresso

to be fair, MOST places you go and order espresso are going to burn it. Or overdraw it and make it bitter. Or something rong and fucked up.

kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://movieimage3.tripod.com/mulholland/mulholland09.jpg

kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

that is actually my college roommate

mh, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

oh ffs

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/mulholland09.jpg

kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

hm. I may be in need of some espresso myself. :(

kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Chicago-specific tip, but a real tip nonetheless: these kids know what espresso is supposed to taste like.

http://www.metropoliscoffee.com/

And they are young and hip to boot!

kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

I'm surprised to see people ordering iced lattes in the summer, because the coldness defeats the purpose of frothy milk, doesn't it?

this is why i usually order two shots on ice. then add my own milk it's a lot cheaper. iced latte doesn't make any sense cause i don't think anyone steams milk just to put it on ice.

mizzell, Thursday, 17 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

It's possible to pour froth on top of an iced drink, but I agree that it's kind of pointless.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

I finally tried Joe recently - pretty good!

Having it around the corner from where I'm going to be in school but having to avoid it because I won't have the money is kind of a yiddish curse.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

What makes the Italian blends different? First of all, most are lighter roasted than their American counterparts, sometimes dramatically so. Perhaps more importantly, Italian (and European roasters generally) apply heat during roasting in different ways than do American roasters. Many Italian roasters, for example, interrupt the roasting after the free moisture has been forced out of the beans but before the roast transformation begins (what American roasters call "the dwell"), then resume the roasting after the beans have cooled. The general impact of this practice is to mute acidity, but it doubtless impacts blend flavor profile in other ways as well. Italian roasters also may pursue other practices before and after roasting that doubtless affect sensory profile, like allowing green beans composing a blend to "marry," or sit together and stabilize their collective moisture before roasting, or allowing roasted beans a longer period of rest or degassing before packaging.

Nevertheless, what to me mainly appears to drive the difference between these Italian blends and typical American blends is the character of the green coffees that make up the blends.

Most of these Italian blends (Illy is the exception) clearly make effective and imaginative use of coffees of the robusta species, whereas the three benchmark American blends consist entirely of coffees of the arabica species. Although some American specialty roasters are beginning to make cautious use of clean-profiled, neutral-tasting wet-processed robustas in their espresso blends, many of these Italian blends also appear to incorporate some fruity, edge-of-ferment dry-processed or "natural" robustas, a coffee type so completely relegated to cheap commercial coffee in the United States that an American specialty roaster would be hard put even to find a high-quality version to try in its blends.

The Illy Difference

At the other extreme from the Italian with-robusta camp stands Illy, which uses only coffees of the arabica species and attacks robustas as relentlessly as the Pope attacks contraceptives. However, Illy composes its all-arabica blends with a deft subtlety that escapes most American roasters. Illy buys coffees that are naturally sweet, low in acidity and roasts them lighter than most American specialty roasters roast their drip blends. Above all, Illy makes skillful use of naturally low-acid Brazil coffees, particularly those processed by removing the skin and often some of the fruit pulp before drying the beans - coffee types that Brazilians call respectively pulped natural and semi-washed, coffees that doubtlessly contribute the sort of silky delicacy and cleanly fruity top notes that are a hallmark of the Illy blends.

http://www.coffeereview.com/article.cfm?ID=135

whether it's starbucks or something else, and no matter how much i water it down, i don't want the light, fruity, primarily robusta espresso i might sip at an italian sidewalk cafe, i want the acidic, carbon ("burnt" "over-roasted"), arabica flavor i've been drinking since age 12 in seattle.

this is why i usually order two shots on ice

there are people who think that this is what an americano is and bully some locations into departing from the program

gabbneb, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer a good balance of carbon/roast flavor and fruity flavor. Lately I've been using this:

http://portorico.com/store/product1154.html

which I've been pretty happy with.

Hurting 2, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Starbucks to cheapen brand further with introduction of instant coffee

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

The real question is, is anyone going to want to pay ten bucks for twelve pre-measured packages of instant freakin' coffee? Instant is instant, and I've resorted to it myself a few times, but only because it's cheap. You have to flex some serious branding muscle if you want to put the words "instant" and "expensive" together.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

prefer folgers to starbucks as it is, are they going to pre-scorch the coffee crystals i wonder?

alex b. skeaton (tremendoid), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Starbucks is introducing this new 60-ounce drink in New England only -- it's called the Mass Mocha

relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

They're gonna open a coffeehouse-by-day-wine-bar-at-night in Chicago this fall.

Lazy Lay (Eazy), Saturday, 9 July 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://gothamist.com/2012/01/02/starbucks_bottles_used_as_molotov_c.php

feel like this is a good symbol for the age we live in

iatee, Monday, 2 January 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

, man

iatee, Monday, 2 January 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://money.cnn.com/2012/04/19/news/companies/starbucks-bugs/index.htm?hpt=hp_t3

hahahahahahahahahaha

I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

Wow, that gabbneb espresso/americano debate upthread is some terrible reading across the board.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

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I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

that is an amazing exchange

dayo, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

way funnier than "Starbucks makes food pink via crushed bugs"

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he's been drinking coffee since age 12

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╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ (am0n), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

He's been drinking watered-down, pink bug espresso since age 12.

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dayo, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)


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