The speed limit is 70 mph. But you prefer to drive ___ mph

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Many people drive faster than the posted speed limit. How much faster do you typically go? Assume normal/light traffic on a highway.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
75 mph: it's divisible by 5 17
76-77 mph: life in the fast lane confused a generation of drivers about the role of the passing lane 12
78-79 mph: if you end up getting a ticket you get to say "i wasn't even going 10 mph over, total bullshit" to 11
73-74 mph: quora "how do i look cool?" 10
<70 mph: my vehicle cannot go fast enough 8
80 mph: divisible by 20, and a round 10 above 70, so nice 8
70 mph: i also grind my teeth at night, weird 8
85 mph: it's divisible by 5 7
71-72 mph: cat paw prints in the snow 2 inches outside of front door, then no more 4
>90 mph: i don't have to worry about getting tickets for no apparent reason, wonder why 4
83-84 mph: might be listening to everlong 3
90 mph: it's divisible by 5 2
81-82 mph: probably tailgating people all the time in frustration 1
86-87 mph knows how to spit while running and not get it back in the face 1
88-89 mph not gonna do 20 over though 0


Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

sorry that i didn't also provide kph. also if you don't drive, pretend the driver is on the highway and they ask you where you want to set the cruise control compared to the speed limit

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:26 (seven years ago)

78 mph for me.

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

76-77. But why no "Where in my area is the posted speed limit over 55, never mind 65"?

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

because nobody's perfect
:P

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)

86-87. 90 is easily attainable, but then it gets a bit "you sir are asking for trouble."

how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

a good poll. 75.

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

i hate driving

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

in my george thorogood youth i once got a ticket for 90 in a 70. the police car was going the other direction on the highway and suddenly careened into the grassy median to swing around and pull me over. once i saw the front of his car rise up out of the lip of the dusty ditch i knew i was totally fucked

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

+9 mph, always

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

76-77

On I-5 I'm almost always the slowest driver except for big rigs and produce trucks and horse trailers.

omar little, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

lots of 80 mph stretches in ut4h, i do 85 in those.

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:49 (seven years ago)

Ever since I did a 360 cutting across several lanes right in front of a semi (after my front axle snapped) I tend to err on the side of not going too fast.

omar little, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:49 (seven years ago)

I'm here to vote and to make the obligatory Samuel Roy Hagar reference but not necessarily in that order

del griffith, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

anyone else thanking our lord jesus christ for cruise control on the regular?

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:51 (seven years ago)

i like that moment when you're cruising at 78 and the other person is cruising at 77 and you pull off a ridiculously long and smooth 1 mph pass.

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

I vary my speed according to traffic, weather, time of day and other circumstances. I don't often exceed 75, unless it is briefly, to facilitate changing lanes. I'm usually in the range of 69-72, whatever allows me to maintain a safe cushion of space around my vehicle.

I figure that at such high speeds a few more mph will only get me where I'm going a tiny bit sooner; even over the course of a 300 mile trip the time margin between 71 mph and 75 mph is pretty negligible. Safety is the greater concern.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

and if you're on the other end of the encounter getting slowly cruised, you just gotta let it happen and appreciate it
xpost

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

my system is usually 110% plus 1-3 mph

k3vin k., Friday, 30 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

i like that moment when you're cruising at 78 and the other person is cruising at 77 and you pull off a ridiculously long and smooth 1 mph pass.

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 30, 2018 8:52 PM (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha. i always edge up a few mph to shorten this moment that makes me irrationally anxious.

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.

had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

lol

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

In fact my body is always moving at 77mph in every reference frame

had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

Day, calm - 70 to 75 MPH
Day, stressed - 80 to 90

Night, calm - 65 to 70
Night, stressed - 70 to 80

Rain, snow, fog or ice - subtract 10 to 50 MPH

Where it's lower than 70, I'll generally allow myself to go 5 or 10 MPH over the posted limit, but only on highways and in less populated areas. In town, I strictly follow speed limits.

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)

I like the 80-85 range, it feels fast but still controllable. 90 and above I start to get nervous, more about accidents than police. Maybe I would feel differently in some kind of higher performance vehicle.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

FWIW I got pulled over for going 41 in a 25 the other day. It's so fucking hard to drive 25 miles per hour.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

80 is probably max I'd go

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

75 is my baseline i'd say

call all destroyer, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:21 (seven years ago)

I set my auto drive to 20 or 40/50 if I'm driving through a limited zone or a motorway works area, respectively.

Mark G, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

fwiw this thread is very US-centric

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:24 (seven years ago)

It's not fucking hard

brimstead, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)

i know i know
the first version of the poll options had kph options all over it as well and it looked like a mess. as opposed to the uniform, clean look it has now.

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

I've just passed my test and wouldn't dare go faster than say 72, real limit on the motorway seems to be something like 78 though

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)

feel like we could do 170 pph in this efficient and streamlined poll thread

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)

I've come to really enjoy driving fast and weaving in traffic, which is probably a terrible thing

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

<70, there's no rush

adam the (abanana), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

fwiw the metric / SI unit is km/h - seeing "kph" multiple times brings me out in hives.

k3vin expressed my choice perfectly except I am pretty leery of being close to other vehicles if I can help it.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

Haven’t driven on the interstate in years. These days I’d probably go the speed limit. My bruxism isn’t so bad, I’ve more of a jaw clenching issue

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 30 March 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)

72-73

brimstead, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

76-77, with an eye on the traffic around me. If I see a lot of local plates passing me, I'll pick up the pace.

WilliamC, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

have always done 90, as a mature adult i tell myself 80-85 is more sensible but i always end up creeping over till i'm back at 90.

lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

probably tailgating people all the time in frustration

I mean, I try not to, but the fuckers the absolute fuckers who won't get out of the passing lane, in their priuses and in their buicks and in their minivans and the octogenarian white men in their pickups with toppers who still have the machismo to take personal affront at anyone who'd dare overtake them, but no longer have the balls to drive faster than 56mph. fuck them all

Dan I., Friday, 30 March 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

. I don't often exceed 75, unless it is briefly, to facilitate changing lanes. I'm usually in the range of 69-72

this is the right answer, btw

brimstead, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

wow fuck dan i!

brimstead, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

I don't actually tailgate. I stay at a reasonable distance and fume

Dan I., Friday, 30 March 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

But if your argument is that people should be able to go whatever slow speed they want in the passing lane--let's fite

Dan I., Friday, 30 March 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

I have a not-perfect driving record but to this day I have had *crosses fingers* zero speeding tickets over nearly 20 years of driving

and I'm always punctual

mh, Friday, 30 March 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

I got my first speeding ticket in about 15 years the other day. Had to drive my son to school early, which I don't usually do. I'm driving fairly casually past his school to where he gets dropped of and see police lights behind me. Thinking nothing of it, I continue on until I realize he's following me. I pull over thinking that maybe I had a light out or something. Nope, speeding in a school zone. The sign was right in front of the school partially obscured by tree branches, and only in effect at drop off and pick up times, and the cop was parked right by it picking people off. It's a legit ticket, but I'm still pissed because I was absolutely driving the same speed as the cars in front of and behind me. I guess it was just my turn.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

dan I otm

k3vin k., Friday, 30 March 2018 22:37 (seven years ago)

oh hey a good place to say it, fuck the police

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I'm pretty sympathetic to dan's outlook, people drive infuriatingly slow here for some reason.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)

Hell yes. My absolute favourite is the "impromptu convoy" where two vehicles driving 10 km/h below the limit occupy both lanes side by side. It's best when there are no other vehicles in the vicinity.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)

FWIW I got pulled over for going 41 in a 25 the other day. It's so fucking hard to drive 25 miles per hour.

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, March 30, 2018 1:18 PM


Only at first. Some years back, I decided I wouldn't exceed speed limits in residential areas. Actually driving 30 or 25 mph was maddening at first, but now it seems perfectly natural. If would-be speeders start to pile up behind me, I pull over and let them pass.

15, otoh, is still a struggle.

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:51 (seven years ago)

Another voice in support of the heroic and unfairly maligned Dan I. Dawdling in the passing lane = high crimes. Hate the "people" who set their cruise control and resolutely fart along at 71 mph or whatever, even when passing. Like, they'll drag past someone going almost exactly the same speed for (what feels like) minutes on end. Most blatantly evil fuckers on the planet.

If you want to pass, DO IT. Hit the gas and get it over with, then clear the lane.

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:59 (seven years ago)

Don't fucking tailgate

The end

brimstead, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)

Yeah, that too. Hatred of cloggers is 100% compatible with following distance fetishism.

TBH, ideal following distance = not being able to see any other cars on the road. One of the few luxuries afforded by living in central Maine.

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

Aimless is the only person in here that I will let drive me to the mall.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

When I did drive, I was always +/- 5 mph.

Jeff, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

Hell yes. My absolute favourite is the "impromptu convoy" where two vehicles driving 10 km/h below the limit occupy both lanes side by side. It's best when there are no other vehicles in the vicinity.

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, March 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i call this a 'douche patrol'

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

I go about 10 over, 15 if I'm in a familiar area where I know people don't get pulled over much.

I'd drive 95 all the time if I could

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:15 (seven years ago)

oh another good tagline is, driving is death

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:16 (seven years ago)

btw the Super Speeder thing in Georgia is balls

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)

FWIW I got pulled over for going 41 in a 25 the other day. It's so fucking hard to drive 25 miles per hour.

No, it isn’t.

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

Aimless is the only person in here that I will let drive me to the mall.

After driving a school bus for years you get very safety-minded.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:20 (seven years ago)

Hell yes. My absolute favourite is the "impromptu convoy" where two vehicles driving 10 km/h below the limit occupy both lanes side by side. It's best when there are no other vehicles in the vicinity.

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, March 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i call this a 'douche patrol'

― map, Saturday, March 31, 2018 12:15 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oops, my mistake, a douche patrol is the long line of cars in the fast lane that never seems to make any passing progress.

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

a cuntwhistle is anyone with an 'in god we trust' license plate. watch this thread for more good traffic terms.

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 23:37 (seven years ago)

pretend the driver is on the highway and they ask you where you want to set the cruise control compared to the speed limit

American things

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

Ausssie cops and cameras are pretty severe, only 5% over is allowable. On the freeway I just dial that into the cruise control and sit in the left lane.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:48 (seven years ago)

Presumably, for an Aussie, the left lane is the 'slowest' lane, right?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

What do Brits call cruise control? Probably something different like every other part of the car (and road features too - a "dual carriageway" to me sounds like something trains run on)

Lee626, Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

Cruise control is useless in Florida, where the left lane only legally became a passing lane like, two years ago, and the fines for failing to obey that aren't enforced by anything other than an electronic warning sign. so everybody gums up the left lane and you can't go a damn ten minute interval without braking.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

I love it on the rare occasion when I get to use it, though, like on the Turnpike on Sunday morning going to Miami.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

Left lane is the slowest, yes.

I’m not sure if brits call cruise control anything different but my dad has always been very suspicious of it and will never use it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

Varies widely in my driving, depending on where cops and highway patrol post up most often. Usually stick to +5 or under in urban highway driving to be safe, +10 on rural interstates

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

Cruise control is the American term for what the English call the "steady on, guv'nor"

mick signals, Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:54 (seven years ago)

I was taught the left lane is for passing although it’s not a law here. So in heavy traffic, by all means use both lanes, but it’s common courtesy to move to the right if someone’s coming up quickly behind

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2018 01:54 (seven years ago)

Fuck driving a car

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:44 (seven years ago)

not tried that but my ex tried that with her bf years ago and they got pulled over with their pants around their waists

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:52 (seven years ago)

*ankles, jeebus christ I need sleep

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:52 (seven years ago)

Fuck driving a car

^ a pretty small slice of the USA is granted the privilege to follow this advice. Urban mass transit is piss-poor most US cities and interstate bus service has all but disappeared.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 31 March 2018 03:37 (seven years ago)

i set the cruise control for 10mph above which appears to be the custom in the philadelphia / south jersey region, but actually driving it'll prob fluctuate 79-85. there's a very busy 25 mph road here that the slowest car on it drives 35 mph. that's the starting bid. i always make sure i'm not the fastest car on the road.

Mordy, Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:01 (seven years ago)

it is fun to put it in cruise control and imagine you have front and rear thrusters in a frictionless environment.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

74, risk-averse style. But if the speed limit drops to 65 I might keep going 74.

Then you get into Chicago where it drops to 55, but people are driving 80-90.

change display name (Jordan), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

On lakeshore drive.

Jeff, Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:18 (seven years ago)

Mrs V used to average 90ish on the motorway and that felt just fine

all i know is i can't drive 55

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

also in the UK if you stick in the middle lane doing a steady 65-ish you are scum and should die

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

also from observation in the UK 90 feels like the mean

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

I appreciate it when the representatives of more advanced cultures refrain from confusing me with scary new units of measure.

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

What do Brits call cruise control?

FP'd you for racism

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

we still use mph, even in Europe i have to mentally convert back to that

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)

Sammy Hagar song used to confuse me because for some reason i assumed the US used kph

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

i am sorry to the entire thread for not using km/h in addition to mph. before posting it, i had a version with the metric system included (albeit in the non-existent 'kph', the use of which i understand is eyeroll-provoking in the same way that it is when the person who eats meatloaf 4 days a week says they think sushi is 'gross'), but i took it out because i wanted to leave more room for my hilarious descriptions of each speed and i was already running up against the character limit in several cases. however, at some point i also realized that some people would also have problems with the poll because 70 mph / 113 km/h is not the usual speed limit in their area, or because they don't even own a car and don't drive, or because they live in an area without speed limits, or because they can't drive, or because the ranges for the speed limit options weren't optimal, so i just decided to live on the edge and post it

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:48 (seven years ago)

xposts!

although noodle vague using kph as well did make me feel a little better about it :)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

it was less keystrokes

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)

some people would also have problems with the poll because 70 mph / 113 km/h is not the usual speed limit in their area

60 km/h is the usual speed limit in Australia so this entire thread is terrifying

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

60 km/h??? but everywhere is so far apart!

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

just within city limits, though, right? speed limit is usually 25 or 35 mph (56 km/h), off the highway

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)

No option for "65-70mph, my car can certainly go faster but it doesn't feel safe to me to drive 75mph in any vehicle"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

Actually here Down Under our urban speed limit is almost universally 50km/h and has been for a decade plus - it’s pretty awful. Highway speeds are 110km/h. Anyway whatever the posted limit my derived speed is 1.1 * limit + 3 so the units are secondary.

NB NV I saw your FP bait with “less” but I conquered my impulse to rage-click.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

http://a63.tinypic.com/5b2ww1.jpg

Jeff, Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)

Comfortable with 20 as an urban limit but IMO too slow on the motorway/highway/autostrada leads to more accidents than too fast

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

Many many factors in pedestrian fatalities aside from speed - vehicle shape, visibility, perceived safety, ride height. For example the pointless urban jewellery of “nudge bars” and bull bars added to SUVs bypasses any pedestrian protection factored into the design and makes impacts far more deadly. But people still add them because you know, it looks cool.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 March 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

Australian highways are 80km/h for single carriageway and 100km/h or 110km/h for dual carriageway. 110 feels pretty slow really.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 31 March 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)

How many pedestrian collisions happen at those different speeds? Do a lot of them occur with cars driving 40? That seems pretty fast for a pedestrian-dense area.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 31 March 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

Australia Face

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPUtbhy5ANaxW0rdELBqWG6XCTlBZx2I0Dm_l8u55fPvNzzMea5NzK08TT2g

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 31 March 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

I took a long trip mostly on a 70 mph road today and had the chance to take it up to about 90 for some brief wide-open stretches. Then when we were almost to our destination I blew a tire, so on the way back home (on the spare) I had to drive 50 mph with my blinkers on while traffic roared past me for two and a half hours.

how's life, Sunday, 1 April 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

69 mph because that's the sex number

ciderpress, Sunday, 1 April 2018 01:07 (seven years ago)

lock thread.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Sunday, 1 April 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)

*slow motion epic cruise control pass at 69 mph*

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 April 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

Drove past the place i wrecked last year tonight. Shivered

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 April 2018 02:12 (seven years ago)

60 km/h is the usual speed limit in Australia so this entire thread is terrifying

it's like you've never even seen mad max

not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2018 03:18 (seven years ago)

it's like YOU've never even seen Malcolm

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 1 April 2018 09:03 (seven years ago)

oh god i have

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2018 10:46 (seven years ago)

I'd imagine that would be as a sensitive and thoughtful treatment of Autism Spectrum characters as Bad Boy Bubby was!

calzino, Sunday, 1 April 2018 10:58 (seven years ago)

(I haven't seen it in thirty years and "the spectrum" wasn't really a thing then and iirc the character is not pathologised nor diagnosed in any way in the film, and was based on Nadia Tass' brother.) (A+ car chase scenes, regardless)

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 1 April 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)

i don't remember him being a particularly bad caricature but tbh i can only remember that car that split in two

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:16 (seven years ago)

fucken, spoilers

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

Do you have speed cameras in the USA? They're all over the place in Britain. I used to happily drive around 80mph and over on the motorways, but got fines and points on my licence about ten years ago (which makes insurance much more expensive). Since then I work on the paranoid assumption I'm being watched all the time, and if I ever go over the limit, it's just 71 or 72mph.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

Washington DC area has them all over but haven't really seen them elsewhere in the country

ciderpress, Sunday, 1 April 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)

Only 15 states and DC have speed cameras. (link)

Some states specifically have laws forbidding them. (The remote kind, at least. For example, in my state, speed cameras aren't illegal, but a police officer must be present.)

pplains, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:35 (seven years ago)

Australia is abso chockers with speed cameras & red light cameras, which is also a factor in my horror at this thread

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

Only a small handful of red light cameras in Austin, all very clearly identified.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 9 April 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

85-90. I never realized I was such a speed demon before reading this thread! Above 90 things start to get rather serious so I'd only go over that very briefly.

ryan, Monday, 9 April 2018 00:40 (seven years ago)

Fastest I've ever gone was about 120 in a pickup on a nearly deserted Texas back road in the 90s. Don't let teenagers drive, folks.

ryan, Monday, 9 April 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)

i went 100 once on a highway down to cape girardeau. when i arrived at my destination my radiator was leaking and smoke was coming out of the hood. i was 16.

Karl Malone, Monday, 9 April 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

I'll happily do 85+ if the road is clear or the other traffic is doing same and everyone is respecting sensible distances. But never exceed the limit in built-up areas as I'm not THAT much of an idiot. btw does anyone ever use their cruise control in the UK?

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 April 2018 07:38 (seven years ago)

Never heard of it until I saw this thread

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 9 April 2018 10:24 (seven years ago)

On lakeshore drive.


Drove for the first time in awhile yesterday. Was going 45 on lakeshore and pretty much getting passed by cars going 65-70.

Jeff, Monday, 9 April 2018 10:29 (seven years ago)

The speed limit should be 65-70.

Je55e, Monday, 9 April 2018 13:26 (seven years ago)

I’ve read that raising speed limits won’t raise driving speeds - people drive the speed they drive. Raising a limit to the speed people are actually driving doesn’t result in their the. driving 5-10 mph over THAT speed limit.

Je55e, Monday, 9 April 2018 13:29 (seven years ago)

knew this was a Karl Malone thread as soon as I started reading

loud horn beeping jazzsplaining arse (dog latin), Monday, 9 April 2018 13:33 (seven years ago)

Drove on highways this weekend--am once again shocked that people are allowed to operate two-ton death machines at 80mph with impunity. Cars are insane, just how big and fast and heavy they are and how close death and disaster lurk if you even twitch.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 9 April 2018 13:42 (seven years ago)

The speed limit should be 65-70.


No.

Jeff, Monday, 9 April 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)

_The speed limit should be 65-70._


No.


I’m in an uber now and he’s going 80 down LSD. Terrible, especially in these conditions. One star he’ll get.

Jeff, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:02 (seven years ago)

The primary determinant of speed limit should be the quality of the road surface, shouldn’t it? Followed by curves, intersections, other traffic types, etc. the preferences of the drivers should be somewhere down in the bilge on the list of considerations imo.

El Tomboto, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

^^ I like to drive fast, but when the state transportation department threw a line out there about raising the speed limit on our washboard interstate, even I was all "Are you fucking kidding us?"

pplains, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

There are speed cameras in Maryland.

There's a road in rural/exurban Md. where the speed limit changes frequently as it moves into and out of towns. So the limit is 50 mph* and everybody's going 55ish, which is comfortable. Then it crosses a county line and the limit becomes 30 mph**, and there's a speed camera like 100 feet after the change. It's caught me once or twice. Then at the town limits it goes to 25 mph*** and people take that seriously for a few minutes until they can get back up to 55ish.

* 50 mph = 80.4672 km/h
** 30 mph = 63 furlongs per fortnight
*** 16.2 versts per fiscal quarter

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)

Which road?

how's life, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:33 (seven years ago)

how's life: Maryland 27 (Ridge Road) between Mt. Airy and Damascus. Crosses Carroll, Howard, and Montgomery counties within a few miles. The speed camera is immediately east of Damascus, just after the limit change. You get a photo ticket in the mail, for like $40, but it doesn't come with real points or count as a moving violation legally (I don't think).

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

We've got a state law that outright punishes speed trap cities. If the revenue collected from speeding tickets goes over a certain percentage of their total revenue, the prosecuting attorney can stop the local cops from issuing any more citations.

pplains, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:42 (seven years ago)

xp - and the city I was thinking about as I wrote that post was Damascus, Arkansas!

pplains, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:42 (seven years ago)

YMP, thanks! I had a feeling that it would be somewhere up there. Not among my usual travels, but sometimes we get up that way.

I've got those $40 tickets from Work Zones before. After the second one I just learned to set my cruise control when I see orange. I mostly agree with the concept of reduced speed limits through work zones, except that apparently they are still considered active even when there are no construction workers on site, such as a weekend or holiday.

how's life, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

Drove on highways this weekend--am once again shocked that people are allowed to operate two-ton death machines at 80mph with impunity. Cars are insane, just how big and fast and heavy they are and how close death and disaster lurk if you even twitch.

this is why I feel like utopian society is amazing public transpo like subways, trains, and magic tubes, and drivers have to complete a 4 year program so only like 1,000 people in the country are allowed to drive.

after seeing people driving in the Bus only lane this weekend, leading to two near accidents, that desire is reinforced.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

Have you heard the one about the guy who got a photo ticket in the mail, with a picture of him running a red light?

He sent in a picture of $40. Then they sent him a picture of some handcuffs, wakka wakka

pplains: interesting. My ne'er-do-well brother-in-law* once got a DWI from one of St. Louis County (MO)'s extremely tiny, extremely dysfunctional jurisdictions. It was one of those towns where the mayor is also the police chief and they have one police car and one police officer, who is the mayor's son, and their one police car is kinda not really registered or something like that.

Anyway my N'-D-W B-I-L's court date came. It turned out that the mayor, judge, county clerk, and police officer (which is really only like two different guys) were all in jail on another matter, so the case was dropped. Some members of my family regarded that as a good thing. But I would have preferred some actual consequences for the reckless behavior.

* = punctuationpalooza

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

I just did the Intercounty Connector for the first time a month ago. The one where they capture your toll by camera and just send you the bill in the mail. I got worried while I was on it that they might have speed cameras on there too, as I had just been driving along 15 - 20 miles above the limit as normal. But I got my toll bills and no speeding tickets so I guess that must be clear.

how's life, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)

I've also wondered about those automated toll roads - do they do the math and realize I've gone 20 miles* in 16 minutes**?

But no, the road is a for-profit enterprise so have more incentive to keep you happy about driving on it than they do to enforce a speed limit, which might make you go elsewhere.

* = 60,000 cubits
** = .9 of one metric "while"

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 April 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

they don't have speed cameras here, Floridians barely let the local politicians off the hook for red light cameras.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 April 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

The speed limit within NYC is 25 and most of my commute I'm lucky if I get up to 40-45 for short stretches. I do have a habit of racking up speeding camera tickets, mostly in "school areas" meaning idk somewhere in a few block radius there's an elementary, middle, or high school which effectively means most of Brooklyn and Queens are school zones. Fortunately the camera tix don't come with any points.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 9 April 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

All of you 80+ voters are probably murderous psychopaths

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

I mean not really but come on, where do you have to be

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

I like to reread this article and feel the exquisite schadenfreude of the deeply self-righteous

https://jalopnik.com/never-speed-in-virginia-lessons-from-my-three-days-in-1613604053

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

Drove on highways this weekend--am once again shocked that people are allowed to operate two-ton death machines at 80mph with impunity. Cars are insane, just how big and fast and heavy they are and how close death and disaster lurk if you even twitch.

you can even kill little kids and drag them 350 feet in park slope and everyone's all like, well, shit happens

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

a former friend of mine got momentarily distracted by her cell phone at the wheel in 2004 and struck two children who were crossing the intersection with her van, both of whom died. She was an Elementary school teacher prior to this.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

any time my car even makes a weird vibration I keep worrying imminent disaster is coming

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)


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