Impeach Trump Y/N

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Impeach Trump? or not?

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OptionVotes
Yes, it is a priority 34
Sure, but other things are more important 13
I guess, whatever 13
No, its counter-productive 12


anvil, Saturday, 19 January 2019 08:52 (six years ago)

Sure. But don't stop there.

resident hack (Simon H.), Saturday, 19 January 2019 08:56 (six years ago)

Absolutely. If only because it would deal a massive blow to the GOP.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:12 (six years ago)

No, it would be an absolute waste of time and 50/50 that it backfires when he isn't convicted - "See, folks, it was just a witch hunt, the Senate cleared me of everything. Everything!"

Two straight years of impeding him and investigation by the House is more useful.

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:40 (six years ago)

I assume there can be no impeachment without a conviction, since the GOP needs to be on board as well, no? But I'm hardly an expert in these matters.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:50 (six years ago)

"See, folks, it was just a witch hunt, the Senate cleared me of everything. Everything!"

Isn't it either that or "See, folks, it was just a witch hunt, 10,001 Angry Democrats wasting your money for years and no charges brought against me!"

Fuck a Pence though

nashwan, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:42 (six years ago)

If by 'impeach' you mean 'sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him' then I offer an enthusiastic yes.

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 January 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

Impeach Cobbler Y/N

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 13:36 (six years ago)

it only backfired on the Repubs in the 90s because Kenneth Starr veered so far from his original purpose, it looked like he was 'hunting'.

the idea that we should wait 2 years while Trump's decisions harm actual living people rather than at least trying to hold him accountable, no matter how unlikely the success, seems off-putting to me.

It'd go to trial in the Senate after it easily passed the House, it isn't like it'd be over in 5 minutes with a Nelson "ha-ha!" laugh.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

thank you for making "i guess, whatever" an option

democracy is a sham, who cares about another fucking piece of political theater

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:36 (six years ago)

I've always liked Derrida's notion that, for all its flaws, democracy is always yet to come because it is perfectible, which can't really be said for other systems of government.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:47 (six years ago)

We should of course impeach the fascist president who committed—at the very least—federal campaign finance violations. What kind of precedent does it set to not start proceedings after all the pain he’s caused?

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:49 (six years ago)

Pence is a secondary concern, you deal with that when it comes up. The principle has to be that a person like Trump can’t use our system of government as a toy.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

the perfectibility of democracy is one of its greatest flaws imo, it leads those committed to the ideology to mentally swap out the reality for the idealized form. it encourages delusion.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

for the record "what kind of precedent does it set?" is pretty much the exact argument people used to _oppose_ nixon's impeachment

the "precedent" argument is inextricable from political theater. political theater will always be necessary and i'm not arguing against it, only that i'm not personally invested in what sort of puppet shows the plutocrats put on but in the underlying reality it's increasingly poorly masking.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:53 (six years ago)

There is even more delusion involved in dictatorships, for example, if only as a coping mechanism.

xp

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 14:55 (six years ago)

yeah you make a good point. i frankly don't understand most of derrida, but is the idea that most forms of government present themselves as already perfect, divinely ordained, and the strength of democracy is that it isn't? it's an interesting argument but i've never known a form of democracy that didn't present itself as already perfect and divinely ordained.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:10 (six years ago)

If the Republican senate wasn't brainwashed into following his every whim I would think it was inevitable and necessary to impeach an active criminal in the White House. Not sure if that is giving them anywhere near enough accountability for their own actions but can't really see what's in it for them in the long run otherwise.

Am hoping this is a last conservative stand before inevitable diversity increase. & i can't see how it can be sustained in their favour.

Would love to see this guy stripped of all power and having to face up to the results of his own actions.
But until you can get that Senate majority it might just backfire and lead to a further 4 years of continual nightmare and this time with him feeling even more confident in whatever whim being followed.
Hoping for a return to sanity and the current incumbency going down in history as a warning, not a guideline for what can be got away with if you just tidy it up a little.

Stevolende, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

I don’t know what the outcome of impeaching him and having him not convicted in the senate would be. That way of thinking seems too consequentialist though—if he committed crimes he shouldn’t have his office, it’s the right thing to do.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:18 (six years ago)

stevolende, it's not a matter of "return to a senate majority" - impeachment requires a _supermajority_ the sort of which would require at least some senate republicans to abandon the president. impeachment at this point would not be aimed at a conviction, but it would be a sort of public show trial aimed at breaking the wall of inflexible and dogmatic support for the president (about, as best as we can estimate, 40% of the american people). if republican support for the president diminishes to the point where voting for removal _isn't_ a threat to the electoral prospects of republican senators, they will flip on him, as they obviously have no moral principles or backbone whatsoever. this could work or it could not - nothing that's been tried to this point, obviously, has had any lasting effect.

my personal belief is that the idea we can "return to normalcy" from this point is a liberal fantasy and that globalist capitalist democracy is essentially finished, though i guess anything's possible. i'm mostly waiting it out to see what comes next.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:27 (six years ago)

is the idea that most forms of government present themselves as already perfect, divinely ordained, and the strength of democracy is that it isn't?

Yeah, that's how I interpret it. 'Perfectible' implies that it's never quite perfect, i.e. it's always in the process of seeking perfection, whereas autocraties claim to have achieved it already. You're right, though, that democracy is often taken, in the Western collective unconscious, to be definitive in and of itself, but this line of argumentation is perhaps a trick used by reactionary forces – they deliberately conflate the status quo with democracy, as though it were impossible to change the former while preserving the latter. Sorry if this comes across as muddled – it's not a topic I'm too familiar with.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

You think this idiot destroyed global capitalist democracy?

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

More like a marker along the road of it's decay

Tho I suspect it's more like a balloon that will inflate and deflate many times, possibly with a burst at the end

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:32 (six years ago)

Yeah, that makes more sense

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:33 (six years ago)

re. Derrida, i always linked his thinking on democracy to benjamin’s and the concept of “weak messianism.” The concept holds open a promise that will never be delivered, always deferred, but its being-open is the condition of possibility of progressive change.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:36 (six years ago)

I've come to think of the specific government programmes/manifestos of left or "progressive" parties needing to be like this: acknowledging fluidity and progress and always open to further demands/further movement towards economic and social democracy - in fact those demands should always be advancing

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

Like, the state can't be "fixed" in any sense, and to want to do that is inherently conservative small c

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

Definitely, treesh, Benjamin is a touchstone here – Derrida explicitly discusses weak messianism in Spectres of Marx.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

You bet he does

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:45 (six years ago)

Impeach him. I don't care if the Senate doesn't convict. A failure to convict will not lead to a sudden explosion in his popularity.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:50 (six years ago)

Like, the state can't be "fixed" in any sense, and to want to do that is inherently conservative small c

― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague)

yes, but any notion of "progress" must also account for the demands of the people, which are very often small-c conservative. the only way to bring about lasting progressive change is often through duplicity - for instance the augustan project of revolutionary governmental change under the pretense of "restoration". there is no reason for any radical to _not_ cast themselves instead as a "restorer".

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

^

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

Sorry meant to one up soto not you

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

Idk rush, duplicity and strategic compromise haven’t served the left well. It’s put them in a reactive position a lot of the tiem, responding to the new reality the right creates. I like the sanders approach of somewhat naively just laying out the policies that he thinks are better, overton window be damned. It’s worked too—nj just passed a $15 minimum wage

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:55 (six years ago)

My feeling is that impeachment would have the effect of taking the spotlight off Trump himself and on to the proceedings instead. This would make it harder for him to muddle and confuse. I think if Americans had what we already know stitched together for them without distractions, Trump would be even less popular.

And if the Senate doesn't convict in the face of the evidence -- which will surely include things we don't yet know -- that will be a millstone for those senators and the Republican party.

fajita seas, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:03 (six years ago)

I'm not a big fan of trying to "outsmart" the electorate either rush but I feel like I'm derailing this thread so I'll maybe pick at this another time somewhere else

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

I think Trump is already a 2020 millstone. The question is whether he can take any GOP senators down with him.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

(Or maybe he'll win and they'll make gains!)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

I mean saying "don't impeach him, it won't work and could backfire" just gives the Prez carte blanche to keep breaking the law. If the Repubs were actually holding the fucker accountable, then it would be better to slow down the pace of proceedings. But they aren't and never will.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:20 (six years ago)

I don’t think you can predict the effect it will have. But it’s still the right thing.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

Yea i mean that's the reason to do it too! Tired of every act having to be measured by what it might mean 2 months from now. All that leads to is capitulation.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:23 (six years ago)

The upside of the way he runs things and the state of the country as a whole is that when every day brings a new disaster, time becomes meaningless. No one remember what he did a week ago, let alone a month ago, let alone a year ago. There is no downside to going at him hard, because if anything it slows the clock down and forces him to take some damage. He's like a shark who must keep swimming forward, and if he stops he dies.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

We're still at the investigation phase, largely because the last Congress refused to do a proper job of it and Mueller's investigation continues to be a black box except when he drops an indictment here or there. When a coherent, evidence-based and properly corroborated narrative is constructed and out in the open, then it will be time to draw up suitable articles of impeachment for the House to debate and the public to consider. This stuff is serious business and you need a strong scaffolding if you're going to hang a president.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:30 (six years ago)

I mean saying "don't impeach him, it won't work and could backfire" just gives the Prez carte blanche to keep breaking the law. If the Repubs were actually holding the fucker accountable, then it would be better to slow down the pace of proceedings. But they aren't and never will.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal)

yeah thinking about it the "don't impeach" argument just doesn't hold water. all of these theoretical political considerations are secondary, america's potential future status as a 'failed state' is secondary. there is ample evidence that the president is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors for the house to impeach, sufficient evidence that failure to impeach would in fact constitute dereliction of a professional duty. it might not work, it might backfire, but none of that means that impeachment is a bad idea or that it shouldn't be done.

oh, to clarify, i wasn't arguing for kissinger-style realpolitik, more that "restoration" is just as much a utopian myth as the progressive utopia, and that an effective politician will appeal to both instincts. we're very far from the place where progress can come about by saying "fuck america, we can come up with something better than that".

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

read anything about Mike Pence and his views on lgbt people and record wrt them and Trump being impeached seems a lot less exciting

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 January 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

As I've pointed out before, if articles of impeachment against Trump were not merely referred to the Senate, but he was successfully removed from office as a result, then the political damage inflicted upon the Republicans would be sufficient to prevent Pence from accomplishing much of his agenda. He'd be a lame duck from day one.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 21 January 2019 19:58 (six years ago)

Also it’s not like trump is serving as a liberal voice of reason in the administration.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 21 January 2019 20:02 (six years ago)

here's the case that i can see for leaving trump in place: as bad as he is he is equally incompetent at executing his vision. it could be suffering through him two more years will be preferable to putting someone more competent in charge. he seems unable to work within the gov apparatus to effectively promote his agenda. he gets into fights with his subordinates, inspires resistances and undermining of his authority, doesn't fully understand the mechanics of the apparatus he seeks to control -- like i'm not even sure he could start a new war if he wanted one. (nb he could still be a rubber stamp on a military that wanted a particular war but so many were.) this is an [overly] optimistic analysis i admit - it assumes he won't be able to do real serious lasting damage before 2020 because of these deficiencies, and that his failure to effectively run the country won't lead to an exceptional catastrophe either. otoh all this suggests is that you'd rather have trump in office for two more years than two more years of gwb or of cruz or pence or even rubio any of these psychos who have the will and the means to destroy the world not just the will.

Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

if charges emerge against trump that are serious enough to result in his conviction by the full Senate, then not moving forward with impeachment because of the kind of calculations put forward in mordy's post would be both morally wrong, but a profound political misjudgment.

the usual trump v. pence arguments all seem to rest on the idea that a successful impeachment or forced resignation would rest on somewhat ambiguous grounds that would leave the country much as it was prior to trump leaving office. it would not be like that. it would be a political earthquake of the highest magnitude and leave everything in government badly shaken up.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 21 January 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

Impeaching Trump = Raise the chance of another republican president in the 2020 election

nostormo, Monday, 21 January 2019 20:19 (six years ago)

i think it's at least plausible that president pence post-trump impeachment could more easily start a war than president trump pre-impeachment even taking into account your contention that the gov would be in upheaval presumably some of our well-funded institutions like the military would be coherent and able to act.

Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

Unlike the Gingrich impeachment move, which was motivated mainly to appease the rabid republican base, I'd predict the Democrats under Pelosi will only refer articles of impeachment against Trump to the Senate if they're being pushed to it by a much larger percentage of the electorate, in a range well above 60% in favor of impeachment. If that were true, then the chances of a Republican president in 2020 would be pretty dim.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 21 January 2019 20:27 (six years ago)

president pence post-trump impeachment could more easily start a war than president trump pre-impeachment

imo, an unelected president from a thoroughly discredited administration would require a damned strong causus belli to bring the nation into a major war. how easily a "pre-impeachment Trump" could drag us into a war would partly depend on which stage of the process is being defined as "pre-impeachment". if serious criminal charges backed by sufficient credible evidence are already known to and widely accepted by the public, that's much different than our present state of affairs.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 21 January 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

No, it's useless, it won't get rid of the people who voted/supported/enabled this.

StanM, Monday, 21 January 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

Cool, the pro-gun debate strategy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 January 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

Trump is incompetent at anything but playing the media. Pence does not have that skill. I'll take Pence. Who, by the way, can probably also be impeached by rights.

And as of 3 weeks ago, we were at 40% for impeachment. But just as support for the wall has increased since the shutdown, so will impeachment support once the trial has begun.

fajita seas, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 00:48 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 28 January 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

if there is evidence of impeachable things, he should be impeached.

emoluments seems like a slamdunk to me but only in my nonlegal ignorance

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 January 2019 00:38 (six years ago)

I do think every future Dem president (if there are any) will be impeached as a result

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 January 2019 00:39 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Pelosi gave a solid no today

the dream is over

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:19 (six years ago)

"It divides the nation." erm...

calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:28 (six years ago)

things can always get more divided

and they will

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:30 (six years ago)

Crowded House thread is elsewhere

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:38 (six years ago)

hey now

calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 01:11 (six years ago)

trying to catch the deluge in a paper cup

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 01:15 (six years ago)

I never really understood how it was possible to successfully impeach in the first place

anvil, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 02:40 (six years ago)

only 20 months till he can be voted out anyway. Seems a more reliable method of removal (though at this point I've lost all track of what is up and what is down)

anvil, Saturday, 23 March 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

As I get older & lose faith in the world, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets re-elected.

D. Joe, Saturday, 23 March 2019 22:24 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Pareene: "Democrats who preemptively declare impeachment off the table are mistakenly (or intentionally) conflating one possible end result of the impeachment process for the process itself."

https://newrepublic.com/article/153629/democrats-hoping-dont-understand-impeachment-entails

jaymc, Friday, 19 April 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

https://crooked.com/articles/democrats-impeachment-mueller/

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:00 (six years ago)

...House intelligence committee chairman Adam Schiff, who among Democrats has the best handle on the details of the Russia scandal, nevertheless echoed Hoyer Thursday saying he learned as a prosecutor, “you don’t bring a case if you don’t think you’re going to be successful just to try the case,” and thus “barring a bipartisan consensus” impeachment should be off the table. This argument has been an inducement to Republican lawlessness since Schiff first offered it last year, and it is fatally misguided. It presupposes that if press releases and headline writers don’t move public opinion on their own, then all options are exhausted. That if Republicans refuse to support the impeachment of a president who needs to be impeached, Democrats are out of options and must throw up their hands.

In reality, the job of persuading the public that the president needs to be impeached falls to the leaders of the House of Representatives themselves. Unlike prosecutors, they don’t infringe on anyone’s liberties by trying a case they think they might lose. Unlike prosecutors, their decision to decline warranted charges can create lasting precedents and perverse incentives. Unlike prosecutors, their trials aren’t zero-sum affairs, because trying a case well and losing can have salutary benefits for their party and the country. Going down swinging can be good politics, and set important precedents. Unlike prosecutors they can’t select their jurors, but also unlike prosecutors, they are not discouraged from trying the case in public. To the contrary, it is their obligation. And if the Mueller report makes one thing clear it’s that if Democrats fail to meet that obligation, Trump won’t be chastened—to the contrary, he will be more emboldened in his abuses of power, and the country will be in even greater danger.

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:02 (six years ago)

Yes Adam, cases as a prosecutor and Congressional Impeachment work exactly the same way.

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:07 (six years ago)

Look, can we all just agree that when another irredeemable piece of shit inevitably decides to follow Trump's wildly successful 'President Supervillain' template, we will discuss with an even greater degree of seriousness all of the reasons why we cannot and should not impeach him/her? That's all I want, really. Grave pronouncements, thoughts, prayers.

Joan Lunden just stole your laptop and I didn't even try to stop her (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

thoughts and prayers is what they do best

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:30 (six years ago)

Just like Daddy Mueller, there is no Congress Ex Machina to save us. Give it up. Hasn't anyone read any Pynchon? The machine always wins. Gotta beat him in 2020.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:38 (six years ago)

If my non-voting rep fails to impeach this bastard, I will flail about in the most impassioned manner possible to recruit and elect an alternative candidate in the next race.

El Tomboto, Friday, 19 April 2019 23:48 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

the theme song for this and every day

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:50 (six years ago)

let's get on with this shit already !

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

someone draft the papers and get them over to Nancy ASAP

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

https://www.theroot.com/waiting-is-for-white-people-the-privilege-of-not-impea-1834244059

The Mod Who Banned Liberty Valance (WmC), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:45 (six years ago)

The now officially documented fact that his subordinates regularly refuse to carry out his orders mean we don’t really have a functioning executive. No one voted for these aides. Isn’g that a reason to impeach?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:54 (six years ago)

Reason 853 but still

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:57 (six years ago)

what is this fucking fear of backfiring or political misstep shit ? Like what they are going to make some imaginary fence sitting assholes vote Trump again if impeachment fails? fuck'em who cares ? if we are counting on those dipshits then we are fucked anyways.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

"the more you say he's unfit to lead, the more i wanna vote for him."

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

“Everyone says he’s dumb and unfit to lead - the same things they say about me and my friends! That’s why I’m voting trump”

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:34 (six years ago)

what is this fucking fear of backfiring or political misstep shit

like it or not, impeachment is a deeply, intensely political process and only minimally and peripherally a vehicle for delivering 'justice'. it was designed that way. it cannot be any other way. and if you examine your feelings, I think you'll find your vehemence is almost certainly born of your intensely felt political beliefs and desires, not some abstract desire for truth and calm reasoning about the functioning of the executive branch.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

what's weird to me is that anti-impeachment Dems seem to be unafraid of the more likely 'backfiring' scenario: Trump gets reelected in 2020 at which point impeaching him would be basically impossible.

rob, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:44 (six years ago)

impeachment is a deeply, intensely political process

this seems a perfectly valid reason to pursue it

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:45 (six years ago)

I mean it's *all* a deeply, intensely political processs, what is the advantage to pretending otherwise when your opponent is going there whether you like it or not

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

what's weird to me is that anti-impeachment Dems seem to be unafraid of the more likely 'backfiring' scenario: Trump gets reelected in 2020 at which point impeaching him would be basically impossible.

heh, yeah, reminds me of that lovely time when a lot of people (including me, for a while) were hoping trump would win the 2016 GOP nomination because he would be so much easier to defeat in the election than establishment faves jeb! or the moral beacon ted cruz

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

Even if they dont move immediately into impeachment, they need to get way more aggressive ASAP. Their oversight is being challenged at every step and they are doing little to hit back.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:48 (six years ago)

yeah putting the president on trial is not going to *gain* him any votes, his base will be sufficiently demagogued into turning out no matter what congress does

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:49 (six years ago)

i think Trump is really cornered and isolated this time for certain

omar little, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

this seems a perfectly valid reason to pursue it

not quite. it is perfectly valid reason to analyze the likely political consequences, and if your analysis is on balance neutral-to-favorable, that is when you pursue it. politics sometimes honors noble failures, but it punishes them just the same.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

well of course I don't mean politics for the sake of politics. I mean impeachment has political advantages above and apart from "justice"

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

how is it not a good political move to get every single Republican Congressman on the record saying "I support this traitorous criminal idiot. I think he rocks, actually."

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

it is a good political move

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

Democratic politicians like to imagine there's a significant portion of the electorate that's turned off by any action not done in the spirit of bipartisan hand holding

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

Trump's behaviour just seems to be getting even worse daily despite theissue of this being brought up and presumably being prevalent at least as a pursuable possibility.
I'm hearing that there is inevitably going to be a period of further investigation since taht's what hearings would amount to so starting the process seems to be necessary.

But on the other hand some possibility of him being reelected would only mean he would feel absolutely justified in any further action he took. Just hoping also that any further exposure of his crimes might make that reelection unlikely.
& at what point doe she cease to be a useful asset because he's shown himself up so badly. Would think that even Putin might pull the plug once he'd outlived usefullness. So he'd be alone trying to get reelected and only have a dimished GOP supporting him.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

on the record saying "I support this traitorous criminal idiot. I think he rocks, actually."

Good luck with that. What they will say irl is how "troubled" they were, but that the evidence blah blah blah. Do you honestly believe these people got where they are not knowing how to spin their vote to match the leanings of their constituency?

Voting to impeach and to convict is GREAT politics for winning your vote, because you already are sold on Trump being a "traitorous criminal idiot". But in order for the politics to align with you, a majority of voters need to be sold on that conviction. If they aren't, then going gung-ho, all-in for impeachment is playing with fire, politically. Like I said, a noble failure still fails and will be punished, not rewarded, leaving you worse off, not better.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

HRC has spoken! "caution"

and she's an expert

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:25 (six years ago)

this is a politics thread morbs

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:28 (six years ago)

Morbs, we all know caution is not in your emotional vocabulary.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

Morbs you made it, like, three days

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:53 (six years ago)

that was a driveby

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:55 (six years ago)

It was a voluntary, impromptu, and self-imposed restriction, so there was never a reason to think it would last any longer than the reaction that prompted it.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:55 (six years ago)

join me in the Tootsie thread

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

I am boycotting all the Dabney Coleman theads

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

a strange game

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

at some point enough is enough

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

let's all talk about Santino Fontana in here now that Morbs is gone

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

a strange game

― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, April 24, 2019 12:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

Investigative hearings should proceed, so that there is a constant dribble of damning news on Trump. I'd prefer that it focus on the violations of the emoluments clause, as I think corruption will hit much harder with the electorate than

I would much rather see the Democratic caucus pass sweeping Medicare for all and climate legislation, and have this be the central theme of the remainder of this Congress. Give the Democratic presidential and Senate candidates something to run on.

Insert bad pun (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:06 (six years ago)

^ corruption will hit much harder with the electorate than the clear obstruction of justice in the Russia investigation.

Insert bad pun (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:07 (six years ago)

are we discussing impeachment in the Tootsie thread or

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:12 (six years ago)

five months pass...

So its back again?

I don't understand how this is supposed to go anywhere

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:00 (six years ago)

it is a moral and legal imperative

and you know, I wd've impeached every fucking president ive lived through

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:04 (six years ago)

I can see the rationale if the purpose is gumming up the works, but otherwise I don't get where this is supposed to end up

and if there was any seriousness to impeachment why not just do it on emoluments instead

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:05 (six years ago)

too complex to sell to the moronic public

as this may be

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:08 (six years ago)

it's to force a drumbeat of bad news about trump for months in the run-up to the election

it's to force republicans to defend him and shrink their base to only die-hard trumpers in the run-up to the election

it's to actually discover evidence of criminal activity and hold criminals to account

it's to finish mueller's job

p sure there are some other good reasons too

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:10 (six years ago)

and you know, I wd've impeached every fucking president ive lived through

as well you should have because they are all war criminals

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:12 (six years ago)

You know who wouldn't handwring and have internal debates for months and months over whether to impeach? Republicans. And yet somehow "the American public" doesn't hold their "partisan witch hunts" against them.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:18 (six years ago)

What are its chances in the senate?

Why this over emoluments?

"they're going after him for the exact same thing Hillary did"

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

I don't get where this is supposed to end up

the president of the united states is a criminal who leverages his office to enrich himself and go after his political enemies. he effectively got away with this in the 2016 election and is now doing it again, in plain view, even admitting to it on live TV. forget the political calculations for a minute - you impeach because it's objectively the right thing to do.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

very fine reasons on both sides

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:20 (six years ago)

you impeach because it's objectively the right thing to do.

Will he be removed from office? How likely, scale of 1-10

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:21 (six years ago)

Will Clinton be removed from office? Prob not so hey let's just forget the whole thing

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:23 (six years ago)

Well if he's not going to be removed from office then we have to ask what the purpose is? (if its to gum up the works I'm fine with that, but otherwise what is the actual goal here?).

And also if the goal really is to remove him from office, is this Ukraine thing the most reliable thing to get him on?

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:28 (six years ago)

probably about a 2? again, the idea isn't so much removing him from an office (because we live with a stupidly broken political system) as it is exposing all his crimes, keeping his hands tied, and forcing every elected official to either vote for removal or endorse the corruption

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:28 (six years ago)

it's to emphasize HE'S A CROOK for the next year, wtf is so difficult?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:29 (six years ago)

anvil - succeeding in removing him from office via the actual mechanism of impeachment is very unlikely - and so far down the list of reasons to impeach i didn't bother mentioning

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:29 (six years ago)

do you think the other reasons aren't good reasons?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:30 (six years ago)

If he's impeached, it fails, his base is energized further and he gets re-elected - this seems a reasonably likely scenario? Would want at least some expectation of success before heading down this road - so seesms reasonable to ask "will this actually work?"

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:31 (six years ago)

it's to emphasize HE'S A CROOK for the next year, wtf is so difficult?

a failed impeachment doesn't specifically emphasize this

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:31 (six years ago)

Not impeaching looks like tacit approval or acceptance that this is normal now.

what I also want to see from impeachment is Republican senators having to stake their careers on the Trump project even further than they already have

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:33 (six years ago)

More than anything in the near term, I hope this ruins Biden's run for nominee.

In the long view, good for them. You want to sort of try and make the office of president a little bit unattractive to supervillains? Let's go back to the days these guys had a little finesse, you know?

maffew12, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:34 (six years ago)

Does it make it harder or easier to credibly impeach again if (when) he commits a more serious crime, god forbid he wins a second term?

ShariVari, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:35 (six years ago)

Would want at least some expectation of success before heading down this road - so seesms reasonable to ask "will this actually work?"

Who would

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:36 (six years ago)

that's a risk that has to be taken imo

from the start, the message will be: trump's friends enabled him then, and they're covering up for him now. a failure to convict in the senate will prove their corruption. i wouldn't be surprised if articles of impeachment actually pass the house after all the creepy crawlies come out.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:36 (six years ago)

if the impeachment fails it will visibly, publicly, fail because the system is visibly, publicly, corrupt and will not exonerate Trump in the minds of anybody beyond his existing faithful.

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:37 (six years ago)

So then isn't emoluments a much safer vehicle? This seems flimsy and destined for failure

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:38 (six years ago)

If he's impeached, it fails, his base is energized further and he gets re-elected - this seems a reasonably likely scenario?

Nope. He was only elected in the first place due to a fluke - 70,000 votes in three states, at least one of which he's currently underwater in. His "base" is ~40% of the voting public. The other 60% are firmly aligned against him. No matter how "energized" they get or how much spittle they spray, they're not the majority of voters and they never will be. And if you demoralize a significant enough portion of them by repeatedly saying "Your guy is a crook and a loser and he's going down," it has an effect. See, a lot of them aren't actually fueled by hate. They're fueled by a burning desire to be on the winning team. If you paint Trump with the stench of loser-dom long enough and emphatically enough, a sizable chunk of his base - 10%, say - will peel away and say, "Fuck this loser," and even if they don't vote Democratic, they'll simply not vote, which will tank him.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:38 (six years ago)

his base is energized further and he gets re-elected

ah yes, his enormous base

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:38 (six years ago)

ah yes, his enormous base

dont need enormity when you got gerrymandering

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:39 (six years ago)

well if gerrymandering's gonna secure a trump win then that doesn't seem to have any fuckin thing to do with trying to impeach him

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

You think failing to be impeached will increase his vote? xp

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

Can you believe this whining little bitch still commands the respect of 30% of Americans? https://t.co/4YtLPIGEUi

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 25, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

well if gerrymandering's gonna secure a trump win then that doesn't seem to have any fuckin thing to do with trying to impeach him

― american bradass (BradNelson),

its not going to secure a win! But it does help to have it on your side, fine margins and all that

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:42 (six years ago)

"they're going after him for the exact same thing Hillary did"

― anvil, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 7:19 AM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'd been wondering just how long it was going to take for this extremely incorrect take to start popping up.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:42 (six years ago)

If he's impeached, it fails, his base is energized further and he gets re-elected - this seems a reasonably likely scenario? Would want at least some expectation of success before heading down this road - so seesms reasonable to ask "will this actually work?"

Trump's base is already energized. He feeds them red meat all the time. If he's not aggrieved about this, it'll be something else. Kavanaugh, Russia, that one WaPo story showing empty seats during a campaign rally, etc. etc. Impeachment will also energize the Dem base, who have lately been disappointed in their party's inability to do anything whatsoever about the president's unchecked crime spree. As mentioned in this thread, continuing to do nothing is an implicit approval of his behavior. If they don't impeach it's easy for Trump/GOP to just say "if you thought this was so serious, why didn't you do anything about it then?"

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:43 (six years ago)

Anyone foresee a considerably higher voter turnout in 2020?

(I'm lurking here from Canada)

maffew12, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

So then isn't emoluments a much safer vehicle? This seems flimsy and destined for failure

I don't think they have to tie it explicitly to the Ukraine thing. from what I've read the Dems have a long list of impeachable offenses so even if this winds up being nothing they've got a lot to fall back on

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:45 (six years ago)

I lean towards thinking impeachment is worthwhile and should have been done a lot earlier but, in this case, my concern would be less about motivating Trump's base than demotivating everyone else. The worst case scenario imo would be Trump surviving and everyone thinking he's corrupt but enough mud to be thrown at Biden (and by extension the Democrats spun as protecting him) that it depresses the turnout enough to make another fluke result more likely. Hopefully that won't be successful, though - and hopefully the Dem nominee will be seen as enough of a clean break to render that line of attack useless.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

dont need enormity when you got gerrymandering

― anvil, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 8:39 AM bookmarkflaglink

Wtf does gerrymandering have to do with the Presidential election? Only states that aren't winner take all are Nebraska and Maine. Every other state determines it's winner by popular vote.

Gerrymandering affects House elections only.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:48 (six years ago)

Anyone foresee a considerably higher voter turnout in 2020?

Turnout was pretty high in 2016. I think it could be higher in 2020 but it also seems likely that some of the Republicans who just wanted to "give him a shot" or cast strictly anti-Hillary votes in '16 are gonna sit this one out. One thing that's gone a bit understated here is just how sick people here are of this guy. He might be the most suffocating American personality to ever exist.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:49 (six years ago)

I'm voting to impeach

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:50 (six years ago)

Wtf does gerrymandering have to do with the Presidential election?

the electoral collage is a nationwide form of gerrymandering. Trump lost by 3,000,000 votes and still won the presidency.

The worst case scenario imo would be Trump surviving and everyone thinking he's corrupt but enough mud to be thrown at Biden

if this happens Biden probably won't be the nominee. he's already starting to get overtaken by Warren.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

I lean towards thinking impeachment is worthwhile and should have been done a lot earlier but, in this case, my concern would be less about motivating Trump's base than demotivating everyone else. The worst case scenario imo would be Trump surviving and everyone thinking he's corrupt but enough mud to be thrown at Biden (and by extension the Democrats spun as protecting him) that it depresses the turnout enough to make another fluke result more likely.

Basically thats more or less my take. If you're going to impeach do it early or stfu. I'm not anti-impeachment per se! Just like, it needs to be clearer what the point is, what the end goal is

Emoluments was always there, and tying it to something specific IS a much better route than this grab bag of different things which boil down to "trump is a bad man"

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:52 (six years ago)

Biden isn't going to last the primaries surely, he's shot

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:53 (six years ago)

2016 turnout was 55.5% if I'm reading right, between the numbers for 2008 and 2012.

maffew12, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:53 (six years ago)

I keep seeing this argument: "If the House impeaches Trump and the Senate refuses to convict, as expected, the Dem base could be deflated."

My counter-argument, which I'm not seeing in any major media: "If the House impeaches Trump and the Senate refuses to convict, as expected, the Dem base will be enraged."

The mass media is intent on portraying Democratic voters as a bunch of weaklings who will cry and trudge despondently home. (Except when they're violent antifa maniacs out to burn America to the ground, of course.) But I don't think it's gonna work that way.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:54 (six years ago)

If he's impeached, it fails, his base is energized further and he gets re-elected - this seems a reasonably likely scenario?

No.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:55 (six years ago)

you're not wrong but don't underestimate Trump & the GOP's ability to absolutely own the media narrative and shut down any legit investigation into their own. I don't see how "emoluments" would necessarily go any further.

besides, the Ukraine thing seems significant since it's basically a repeat of the Russia thing, which was Trump's biggest and longest lasting scandal so far, a scandal which the majority of the country thinks he got off way too easily on. you can't claim "well maybe he didn't know you couldn't do that" anymore.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

It’s really up to the Democrats how this gets spun. It needs to be about the Republican Senate protecting an obviously criminal president due to moral cowardice, not about the case not having legs or whatever the consensus on the Mueller report ended up being.

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

xp

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

Yeah, I imagine impeaching him will be the proxy version of taking back the house. On to the next step, etc.

I'm starting to think all the delaying was mostly due to Pelosi et al. madly scrambling to read all the instruction books about impeachment. Really, how many experts can there be? It really doesn't happen that often.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:58 (six years ago)

the electoral collage is a nationwide form of gerrymandering. Trump lost by 3,000,000 votes and still won the presidency.

Not really. The electoral college is stupid and gives disproportionate weight to small states, but that isn't gerrymandering, which involves one party manipulating boundaries for electoral advantage.

And Trump's victory largely came on the coattails of Comey's October surprise combined with depressed turnout, so I don't follow anvil's point.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

I think she knows procedural stuff tbh. I think it was about not timing it too closely with the Mueller report bc, damning as it was, it wasn’t as damning as most hoped it would be.

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

xp

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:00 (six years ago)

Ok, so I think the consensus answer is more or less - its best to do this without expectation of success, because that isn't the primary purpose, the bigger picture is that it helps Democrats in 2020 regardless?

I can understand that

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:00 (six years ago)

how come no one EVER envisions the Dem base being energized? as it almost never is bcz they don't do shit for people.

Energize ME, the last Dem I voted for in the general was Mondale.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

The inquiry expanda their subpoena powers, no? Maybe they’ll get their hands on some really good shit and the Senate will be forced to convict.

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

Want an energized base, hire a populist

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

Also, doing nothing to him for nine months has emboldened this child. I don't want the next president to think soliciting foreign sources to help his election and profiting from his hotels is okeedokee. That's MY reason for supporting impeachment, and if the House does so, it'll energize every lib I know.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

It’s really up to the Democrats how this gets spun. It needs to be about the Republican Senate protecting an obviously criminal president due to moral cowardice, not about the case not having legs or whatever the consensus on the Mueller report ended up being.

you'd hope. but the GOP generally are the ones who get to control the media narrative. I'm already seeing a bunch of MSM coverage referring to this as a "Biden scandal" which is....yeah

Not really. The electoral college is stupid and gives disproportionate weight to small states, but that isn't gerrymandering, which involves one party manipulating boundaries for electoral advantage.

true. but it's the same idea. the GOP cannot survive in its current form without a system that hands them power with a minority of votes.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

Maybe they’ll get their hands on some really good shit and the Senate will be forced to convict.

Same old fanfic as before, eh?

WmC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:04 (six years ago)

and I don't wanna fucking see comparisons to Bill Clinton, whose approval rate hovered near 60 percent and wasn't up for reelection.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

btw, another upside to impeaching: Trump is absolutely going to do more illegal shit in the wake of all this, just like he did with the Russia thing

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

More importantly, if I were Netflix I would give the Ukrainian president a stand-up special asap.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:08 (six years ago)

It’s really up to the Democrats how this gets spun. It needs to be about the Republican Senate protecting an obviously criminal president due to moral cowardice, not about the case not having legs or whatever the consensus on the Mueller report ended up being.

you'd hope. but the GOP generally are the ones who get to control the media narrative. I'm already seeing a bunch of MSM coverage referring to this as a "Biden scandal" which is....yeah

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:03 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

unfortunately this is what I expect as well. it always bears keeping in mind that even wrt to the likes of CNN, MSNBC, the Times, the shareholders, the higher-ups, they absolutely want Trump to remain president as long as possible. he's good for ratings and he makes them money.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:11 (six years ago)

Right. He’s like 9/11 every day.

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:13 (six years ago)

Fortunately, even if this gets successfully spun as a "Biden scandal," there are approximately 100 other Dem candidates, some of whom are doing about as well as Biden and many of whom have a very good chance of beating Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:14 (six years ago)

9/11 Every Day would be an excellent Trump campaign slogan.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:14 (six years ago)

yeah I remember all the post-election analysis showing that every major news network/publication (even the ones you think of as "liberal-leaning") dedicated 3x-4x more time to the Clinton email scandal than anything else. they showed empty podiums that Trump was due to speak at over Clinton's policy speeches. they are absolutely complicit.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

I haven't heard #BidenScandal yet on any network -- their reporters and commentators have gone out of their way to stress H. Biden's innocence, unlike during the, say, BUT HER EMAILS nonsense -- but tbf I don't watch CNN.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

don't forget the way they passed Barr's summary of the Mueller report as fact and even wrote several "Trump vindicated" headlines before they even read the thing

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

tb minimally fair, I want to say before the Barr memo he hadn't tipped his hand yet as totally in the tank for Trump.

lol I'm already starting to see polls claiming weak public support for impeachment or whatever. gtfo with polls.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

support for impeaching Nixon was even lower at this point. like 17%

anyway gonna be interesting to see how the media reports on the transcript released today, which is only a small piece of the whistleblower complaint and will likely be heavily edited by the WH. we'll see if they learned anything.

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:25 (six years ago)

I don't understand how this is supposed to go anywhere

― anvil

if by "this" you mean "capitalist democracy" i agree with you, unfortunately it seems like we're stuck with it for now

impeach, the president is a treasonous crook, i don't give a fuck about your "opinions"

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

It’s so weird to me that impeachment isn’t popular, even among non-Trump supporters. Don’t people want to be delivered from this horrorshow?

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

As far as I can tell, this "transcript" is nothing of the sort. If it's a transcript, there's a recording, but it's doubtful there is a recording (at least not on the US end). It's gotta be just notes or a summary again or something. And yet ... the whistleblower based their complaint on *something(s)*, so I'm more curious about that.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:32 (six years ago)

This is actually a reasonable question. The White House should formally clarify right away whether 1) any recordings of this call exist and 2) if it has authorized/requested that the government of Ukraine provide a tape if they have one. https://t.co/GxloSd9zOs

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) September 25, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:34 (six years ago)

Don’t people want to be delivered from this horrorshow?

― treeship.,

I want him gone ASAP. If this is the best way to deliver it, lets get on it. Otherwise, no point

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

continuing to do nothing is an implicit approval of his behavior.

this can't be repeated enough, jfc some of you are so goddamn stupid

sleeve, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:43 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hNr8WpVYI0

sleeve, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:44 (six years ago)

there are plenty of points, some of which you’ve acknowledged

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:46 (six years ago)

Again, we don't even need the "transcript" because the president already admitted to what he did after lying about it.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:56 (six years ago)

At this point, given what we know, impeachment is both a professional duty and a moral imperative. Anybody who will not vote to impeach is both professionally incompetent and morally unfit to hold office.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

so will we have two threads for this now

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

for now yes, but more are surely on their way

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

I Love Impeachment should be it's own board. Mods, it is your professional duty and moral imperative.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:09 (six years ago)

If this is the best way to deliver it, lets get on it. Otherwise, no point

So you only want Trump ousted in the best way and no other way? Great, let's bog down to paralysis for a few more months trying to determine the "best way." Meanwhile, I vote for "every way possible."

WmC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

There is no option but to do it. No one can predict how it will go or what impact it will have on the election. But at some point they just have to have integrity and do it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:19 (six years ago)

Like we need to stop gaming this out like we actually have the ability to figure out for certain how to deal with him. If there is a legit basis to impeach they should pursue it. If there isn’t then they should drop it. Period.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

and the just-released transcript is even more delicious than we'd hoped

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:21 (six years ago)

So you only want Trump ousted in the best way and no other way?

I want him ousted in a way that works. but not in a way that doesn't work

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

I'm not actually anti-impeachment, its completely fine as a tactical exercise if the end goal isn't actually removal

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

ousted in a way that doesn't work?

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:53 (six years ago)

A view I don't nec agree with

It’s going to hurt Bernie and elevate Warren. This isn’t his turf. No fast food workers, teachers, or people with crushing medical bills will be at all those hearings or the trial. They will be disappeared. It’s 24/7 TV impeachment drama time now and that’s Harvard Law prof turf.

— Dan Kervick (@DanMKervick) September 24, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:56 (six years ago)

Pretty sure there will be fast food workers on hand at a Trump hearing.

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:57 (six years ago)

Lol the media pretty much erases Bernie and all of those people no matter what.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:58 (six years ago)

I dont think the people with crushing medical bills will forget about themselves that easily, even if NBC forgets about them

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:04 (six years ago)

Pretty sure there will be fast food workers on hand at a Trump hearing.

Definitely fast food eaters.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:08 (six years ago)

ousted in a way that doesn't work?

― nashwan,

exactly, if its going to work, we should do it! But i guess there's no harm in doing it regardless if we're realistic about the outcome

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:32 (six years ago)

I am hoping this Ukraine bungle was just the slip that starts the avalanche. It is a cinch that once the House committees draw up articles of impeachment, there will be a very long list of them. It is in their interests to load the shotgun with as many buckshot as possible, which will force the Senate to vote individually on each article. I don't think McConnell would be brazen enough to not bring the articles to a floor vote.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:02 (six years ago)

I don't think McConnell would be brazen enough to not bring the articles to a floor vote.

boy i sure do

gbx, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

i'm pretty sure he would burn the building down first.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

he said that sabotaging the merrick garland nomination was his proudest moment in politics. i'm sure he'd be even more proud to sabotage an impeachment vote

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

when mitch mcconnell was young he took all of his shame and put in a giant suitcase, and hit it under a bed. then he found a bunch of small children who were democrats and locked them in the room, and burned the entire building down

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

Calls have grown for House Democrats to move forward with impeachment proceedings against President Trump, leading to sharp divisions within the party and the American public. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of impeaching the president. https://t.co/IEqFBD3a36 pic.twitter.com/Bm66797TyR

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 25, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:59 (six years ago)

I Love Impeachment should be it's own board. Mods, it is your professional duty and moral imperative.

― ☮ (peace, man)

it is no such thing

"I'm not actually anti-impeachment, its completely fine as a tactical exercise if the end goal isn't actually removal

― anvil"

can't you just take up warhammer 40k as a hobby or something, christ

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 23:19 (six years ago)

it is no such thing

It absolutely is the duty of all the paid mods on this site to collaboratively generate and launch said board. They are profoundly derelict if this has not happened by COB GMT, and should be stricken of their performance bonuses.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 23:43 (six years ago)

there are paid mods on this site? damn. i feel sorry for anybody who's an internet moderator for money, that sounds like a really shit job

i don't speak sarcasm very well these days. could you eli5 the problem with what i said? thanks.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 23:51 (six years ago)

rushomancy, I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I was making fun of you - that's not what my post is about at all. I 100% support the impeachment for exactly the reasons that you laid out! But it is sort of my hobbyhorse these days that I continue to advocate for a separate I Love Politics board. It's almost as much of a thing for me as my belief in the superiority of Weezer's Green album to their Blue one. Definitely wasn't attacking you and again, I'm sorry.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

I Love Weezer's Green Album

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:03 (six years ago)

you are all on drugs

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:04 (six years ago)

I can't help these feelings.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:06 (six years ago)

i can't control my brain

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

I don't know how to feel about it. A lot of people, myself included, have stopped talking about politics because it doesn't seem like there's a point. What is there to talk about? Do, or do not. My political engagement at this point consists of me going around saying "Hi, I'm trans" to everybody I meet while still presenting as cis. Which has fuck-all to do with impeachment... yes, I've been drinking.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 01:25 (six years ago)

Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?

treeship., Thursday, 26 September 2019 01:32 (six years ago)

I heard it blows.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 01:38 (six years ago)

1/9 For the non-historians out there: I am a historian of US foreign policy who has read more documents like this than I can remember, so a few thoughts on the Trump MemCon.
1) This is not verbatim, as the document states. It is a sort of summary, which is very different.

— Brad Simpson (@bradleyrsimpson) September 25, 2019

j., Thursday, 26 September 2019 01:58 (six years ago)

you can tell by the pixels

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 02:20 (six years ago)

"I'm no treason! You're the treason!"

*Licks lips, shifts eyes*

"No treason!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:20 (six years ago)

GOP people in this hearing notably not defending Trump, kind of going in circles about perceived legal confusion or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:26 (six years ago)

This whole thing is like when you are suddenly added onto a telecon and no one seems to know what you do but they keep asking you the same stupid questions where you have to constantly explain your job.

Yerac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

This might be the first witness I have ever seen, especially under this admin, tell the congressperson that they still have time on the clock.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:33 (six years ago)

Rep. Ratcliffe stated that the president was seeking information from Ukraine on an ongoing criminal investigation. Is there a criminal investigation into either Biden or is this just 100% bullshit?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

That's precisely the point that MSNBC interrupted yesterday's press conference to dispute (it's bullshit).

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:43 (six years ago)

anyone still listening to this testimony? maguire refused to say whether he spoke directly with Trump on the whistleblower complaint, citing confidentiality of his conversations with any president. schiff says that he's not limited by that, that he can say whether or not he spoke with trump on the subject without divulging the contents of that conversation. schiff says it's a simple yes/no question that maguire is not legally prohibited from answering. maguire just repeats that he cannot talk about any conversation with trump.

i have no idea what's right. if he did speak directly with trump about it (and maguire already said earlier that he had spoken with trumps "several times" since the whistleblower complaint came out), that seems like yet another fatal blow

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 15:50 (six years ago)

So the Republicans in this hearing have pretty much zero questions for Maguire. Seems like a somewhat weak strategy for them.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:00 (six years ago)

They are just letting the Democrats run with this. Kinda crazy.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

"Is it or is it not untrue that you may or may not be a member or nonmember of what is often referred to as the 'Deep State'?"

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:02 (six years ago)

GOP mostly running scared, it seems like. My guess is they are waiting to see how this shows up in the polls before making any real moves.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:05 (six years ago)

I mean I'm not surprised re: Hurd but other rumblings like from that Ohio rep don't bode well

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

they got their tax cut, can cut him loose whenever & find their next boss who'll cut taxes more

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:31 (six years ago)

lol yes that was my thought too

Vermont GOP governor now also publicly in favor of impeachment fwiw (not much)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

If they do their calculus and think they can save their own hides while throwing Trump to the wolves, they'll do it. But if they think turning on Trump will doom them at the ballot box, they won't.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

I mean, people act like there's some weird cult of TrUmP but like people put "W" stickers on their SUVs before they got bored of the war & the economy died, the GOP cult of personality is a symptom rather than the illness itself

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:34 (six years ago)

what if they are doomed either way, which is possible?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

I mean, yeah, I've thought for a while that there must be republicans who are like 'we got two SC justices, maybe it's time to cut this dumbfuck loose'. You have to imagine that some of these preening sleazebags are capable of imagining a post-Trump landscape that will regard their cheerleading unfavorably if they don't start the damage control ASAP.

It Seems I've Seen a Steaming Stream Pissed from a Presidential Peen (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

I've thought for a while that there must be republicans who are like 'we got two SC justices, maybe it's time to cut this dumbfuck loose'.

I think this is the majority of the GOP in the Senate tbh. (There's more true believer Trumpers like Nunes in the House)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

first republican governor (Vermont) just called for Trump to be impeached

yeah, i know, it's Vermont. but still

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

Hm, I wonder if Larry Hogan (MD) will chime in? He's spoken up against Trump before.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

He should be impeached for hinting at the death penalty for Biden and the whistleblower alone.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

Look my entire political knowledge here is based on me having read "The Final Days" last year, but this sure looks a lot like what happened when the Smoking Gun tape came out. It's not 1974 though and I fully expect things to go down differently last time, if only because '74 had a Bad End and I refuse to accept that outcome.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

still i look to find a treason to believe

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

that Brad Simpson thread:

Before getting on phone calls like this, both Trump and Zelenskyy will have gotten briefing materials with talking points and what the other party wants to talk about

and Zelenskyy probably read some of his.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

I think the Republicans know Trump is the only person who can deliver them the presidency in 2020. maybe I'm wrong but I think it's going to be a long time before the party's base is going to accept some charisma-less dope like Tom Cotton or Josh Hawley (to say nothing of Pence). meanwhile, they don't have another carnival-barker madman waiting in the wings.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

Trey Gowdy's got nothing going on ....

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

They will accept literally anybody who has an (R) after their name. Anyone who says "Guns for all, abortions for none, immigrants bad, God good". Someone milquetoast would have to be better at attracting "independents" and whatnot.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

pareene:

A rush to a narrow impeachment strictly on the president’s attempt to coerce or bribe a foreign country into digging up dirt on a domestic political rival might sound strategically sounder than a lengthy and wide-ranging investigation into every other rotten thing the president and his cronies have done. A narrative that is easy to explain seems to be an essential part of a “successful” presidential impeachment (though the sample size is small). But the thing is, I want to know what is up with every other rotten thing the president and his cronies have done more than I want him to be impeached by the House.

https://newrepublic.com/article/155182/impeachment-trump-america-deserves-answers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

that's a good piece. Dems need to be honest with themselves that none of this is going to result in Trump actually being removed from office, so why rush through impeachment?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

which is also why a single-minded emphasis on Ukraine/Biden is not good strategery

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:26 (six years ago)

Who wants to rush? We need to stretch this out as long as possible. I want it to take such a painful, devastating toll on him that he looks like Pizza the Hutt by the time the election rolls around.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

there are 6 different house committee investigations, under the umbrella of impeachment inquiry, which were ongoing before the ukraine/whistleblower stuff happened, so i don't think they'll focus on just ukraine.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:28 (six years ago)

it's been like, what, 48 hours since this shit start bubbling up and he's freaking the fuck out even worse than usual. "Trump Increasingly Isolated" coming from the NYT in 3,2,1...

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

What about the swing voters (who always swing Republican)?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

imho, the phone call notes released by the justice department is looking less and less like a smoking gun.

I watched the whole hearing today and listened to house minority leader, (R) Kevin Mccarthy, defend Trump. He made it seem like asking for dirt on Biden isn't akin to treason because Trump wasn't pressing Zelenskyy for dirt. It was more of an "oh by the way" comment at the end of the phone call (even though he wanted Giuliani and Barr to talk to him about it). If those phone calls were released there might be a smoking gun.

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

even in the edited summary released by the white house, it is not at all characterized that way. have you read it?

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

re: the actual recording of the phone call, it is likely that there is a recording on the US side (i doubt it'll come to light), and there is certainly a recording of it from Ukraine. doubt either one of them will be provided, at least until after the 2020 election

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

it's been like, what, 48 hours since this shit start bubbling up and he's freaking the fuck out even worse than usual

his recent implication that we should execute the whistleblower surprised even me

frogbs, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

He was murmuring about joe biden and the electric chair the other day. He’s adopted a more murderous frame of mind recently. I hear he’s increasingly isolated

treeship., Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

imho, the phone call notes released by the justice department is looking less and less like a smoking gun.

I watched the whole hearing today and listened to house minority leader, (R) Kevin Mccarthy, defend Trump. He made it seem like asking for dirt on Biden isn't akin to treason because Trump wasn't pressing Zelenskyy for dirt. It was more of an "oh by the way" comment at the end of the phone call (even though he wanted Giuliani and Barr to talk to him about it). If those phone calls were released there might be a smoking gun.

― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck),

i mean yeah total cool and legal so no need try and suppress the information from coming out until you had no fucking choice !

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:44 (six years ago)

i think we should listen to more of what kevin mccarthy has to say, he is definitely someone who says things in good faith. we can trust mccarthy, real good guy

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:45 (six years ago)

wasn't McCarthy the guy who basically admitted the whole point of Benghazi was to hurt Hillary Clinton

frogbs, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:47 (six years ago)

which is also why a single-minded emphasis on Ukraine/Biden is not good strategery

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 26, 2019 1

did you read Jonathan Schell's The Time of Illusion? All kinds of shit emerges no matter how small the focus.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:49 (six years ago)

Just like the testimony today. Much of it (too much) was focused on Macguire's decision process (I see the legal bind he was in), but some of it veered toward "Wait, why the fuck was Rudy involved at all? Does he have security clearance?"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

I think the Republicans know Trump is the only person who can deliver them the presidency in 2020. maybe I'm wrong but I think it's going to be a long time before the party's base is going to accept some charisma-less dope like Tom Cotton or Josh Hawley (to say nothing of Pence). meanwhile, they don't have another carnival-barker madman waiting in the wings.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j)

oh look the Pivot is coming, these guys are totally unprincipled weasels and at some point it stands to reason they'll just look at 1974 and see how fucking well that worked out for them and work to replicate it. the party's base are just as unprincipled as they are and are permanently amnesiac.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

to karl, yes I read the transcript. the actual "do me a favor" line has to do with a missing democratic server (conspiracy theory).

McCarthy is obviously a bad man but lies and spin have protected the president thus far. moving phone calls = protecting them -_-

That's why we need a better smoking gun then just the call notes we have so far. Sadly, there isn't a clear enough line between withholding funds and asking for dirt on a political rival. It is pretty fucking clear, but until the clear rate is 98-100%, republicans have reasonable doubt to work their magic.

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

we're not even 48 hours after Pelosi got off her ass, chill out

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

who's not chill?

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:07 (six years ago)

It is pretty fucking clear, but until the clear rate is 98-100%, republicans have reasonable doubt to work their magic.

lol even 100% clear rate wouldn't make the Senate GOP turn around, this is all down to their electoral calculus re: their base and absolutely nothing else

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

yep

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

right, but this isn't just about the president's base, the senator's that are up for reelection might take a blow if they support a crime that is 100% clear

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

which is why I said (either upthread or on the other thread) most of the Senate GOP are hemming and hawing until they see some polling data

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:13 (six years ago)

in the meantime they will continue to be either "deeply troubled" or happy about their "nothingburgers"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:14 (six years ago)

to karl, yes I read the transcript. the actual "do me a favor" line has to do with a missing democratic server (conspiracy theory).

That is an extremely narrow reading of the document. Moments before that line, he was talking about withholding the military aid to Ukraine, and he spent the first part of the call establishing that the US had done a lot for Ukraine and that the support had not been “reciprocal”

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

Wow. Tide is shifting *very* quickly. 22% of Republicans strongly support impeachment, 10% of Republicans somewhat support impeachment. Only 49% of Republicans oppose impeachment.https://t.co/FuLcXkaQxg pic.twitter.com/iGQ6NYBhbm

— Zach Wahls (@ZachWahls) September 26, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

“The poll shows that the public has serious concern over the Trump actions, with 50 percent favoring impeachment if he ‘pressured’ the Ukrainian leader but only 45 percent if he just ‘asked’ for the investigation,” Mark Penn, the co-director of the Harvard CAPS/Harris poll, said.

“These are generally higher numbers than during the Mueller investigation and most consider his actions inappropriate even if not impeachable,” Penn added, referring to former special counsel Robert Muller’s probe into whether the Trump campaign coordinated with Russian officials to influence the results of the 2016 presidential election.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

All kinds of shit emerges no matter how small the focus

not always, when it's Democrats doing the focusing

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

Flopsy, I'm not sure if you're willfully ignoring the much smokier gun of Trump & Co. apparently trying to hide the existence of this wholly-innocuous call but it is, perhaps, worthy of note.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

notice how not a single person has said something along the lines of "this just does not seem like something the President would do". even his diehards are like yeah sounds about right lol.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

Well tbf Lindsay Graham apparently didn't think he was capable of being so nice as he was on the call. And Lindsay's a smart guy.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

The whistleblower claims that this was "not the first time" that a highly classified system was used to protect "politically sensitive - rather than national security sensitive - information"

i would guess this will be explored more in the upcoming hearings

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

He should have done a GWB and get a lawyer to write him a note that said it was cool to do this

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

The whole "would you do me a favor" mentioned immediately in conjunction with releasing a very large sum of money from our government to Ukraine's is just your basic mafia boss strategy. You toss a light veil over your demands through suggestion and innuendo, but you make the threat behind it clear enough it can't be mistaken.

Trump could just as well said, "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" and claimed he meant nothing specific by "rid me".

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

The transcript is inaccurate inasmuch as Trump actually asked Zelensky to do him a flavor.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

that kind of comment shouldn't be read quickly

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:46 (six years ago)

he whistle-blower who revealed that President Trump sought foreign help for his re-election and that the White House sought to cover it up is a C.I.A. officer who was detailed to work at the White House at one point, according to three people familiar with his identity.

this guys life is gonna be turned upside down

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

score another victory for journalistic values, NYT.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:57 (six years ago)

The whole "would you do me a favor" mentioned immediately in conjunction with releasing a very large sum of money from our government to Ukraine's is just your basic mafia boss strategy. You toss a light veil over your demands through suggestion and innuendo, but you make the threat behind it clear enough it can't be mistaken.

Trump could just as well said, "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" and claimed he meant nothing specific by "rid me".

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, September 26, 2019 1:34 PM (one hour ago)

yes, it's thinly veiled innuendo bc that's what he has learned as a "great negotiator" lol. then he would say he was joking and imply that we should drop it. then he will start to make himself the victim again -- he goes through all of the stages of DARVO in one answer sometimes. i have been wondering what the whistleblower is doing to stay levelheaded while all this goes on. it's beyond my comprehension how intense it must be. like my brain fritzes out before it could even try to understand.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:42 (six years ago)

his name is Donnie DARVO afaic

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:44 (six years ago)

that's exactly why mafia learned to make threats that way too xp

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:45 (six years ago)

don't know what DARVO is?
deny
attack .
reverse victim/offender

it's why he reminds you (me) of every abusive person you (i) have ever known

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:49 (six years ago)

It is pretty fucking clear, but until the clear rate is 98-100%, republicans have reasonable doubt to work their magic.

what you're missing is that nothing will ever be "100% clear" when literally half our government is actively attempting to obfuscate and obstruct whenever possible. these people defended him literally bragging about sexually assaulting people. they claimed it was "just locker room talk" even as women came out of the woodwork on a daily basis to claim that yes, this is exactly what he does. Trump is incredibly popular among the GOP base and that is all that matters.

frogbs, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

fuck we've all seen the movies it's not mystery what he is doing there. It was that same thing he tried to do with Comey "I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go "

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:56 (six years ago)

I already regret posting itt but I do not regret conjuring DARVO. most useful acronym i've learned in years.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

No reason to regret your post. Trump immediately denied doing anything wrong. He just as quickly attacked anyone who suggested he did anything wrong. He has openly cast himself as the victim and the whistleblower as the offender, who, incidentally, ought to be executed for their offense. Fits him like a glove.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:06 (six years ago)

a tiny glove

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

i really am more wary of the enablers than i am of the abusers at this point. people who are openly and actively abusive are a pretty tiny minority!

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

a very good guy. a good fella, if you will.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (six years ago)

Here is the NPR/PBS/Marist poll trend on impeachment.
April: 39% support, 53% oppose
Today: 49% support, 46% oppose

— Marshall Cohen (@MarshallCohen) September 26, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:09 (six years ago)

It gives me no pleasure to defend the Times. But the letter has "CIA Ukraine analyst who works inside" all over it. Once these things come out they're easy to narrow.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) September 26, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:32 (six years ago)

That support for impeachment needs to jump to above 60% for the republicans to start looking for lifeboats.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:34 (six years ago)

yup, and that has definitely not happened to-date

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:35 (six years ago)

I read the complaint. If it is generally true, that officials really told the whistleblower those things, Trump will be impeached.

The best Trump can claim is that he really believed that some Ukrainian stole a box and that finding it would prove that Russia wasn't involved in the DNC hack, and that Joe Biden was actually corrupt for complaining that Ukraine wasn't cracking down on corruption enough.

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:44 (six years ago)

And when Trump gets that proof, we will all be very sorry.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:46 (six years ago)

obvious move for the Dems is to get testimony from first-hand accounts/ie people the whistleblower talked to.

Good luck with that.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:55 (six years ago)

Trump will just claim executive privilege, lawsuits will be filed with contempt citations etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:55 (six years ago)

like, someone in his inner circle has to actually turn on him, not just some random CIA guy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:56 (six years ago)

the Dems should be thinking of this like the FBI does w/mafia racketeering/RICO cases - you need an informant, and you need leverage over that informat.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:56 (six years ago)

If the whistleblower really had those discussions with officials, there are enough people in the know that I don't think the conspiracy can be kept a secret.

If the whistleblower knew about the Ukraine call and knew the open information about the Ukrainian relations, then made up the stuff about the discussions with officials, then the conspiracy might be better guarded.

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 27 September 2019 01:06 (six years ago)

The files, records, notes that are going to be required to understand this are not supposed to be open to the public for DECADES. But they'll pried open, the secrets they contain will ruin careers and roil the politics of allied and adversary countries. 5/x

— John A Gans Jr (@johngansjr) September 26, 2019

j., Friday, 27 September 2019 01:48 (six years ago)

Does John A Gans, Jr. have an alternate suggestion on how to proceed?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 September 2019 01:56 (six years ago)

This is such mueller deja vu

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 02:05 (six years ago)

xp well from the rest of his thread i think there's just nothing to be done about that

j., Friday, 27 September 2019 02:05 (six years ago)

Ooh, he invokes Iran-Contra. Yeah, that really tore the country apart, and totally ruined the careers of ... people.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 02:09 (six years ago)

I think that Οὖτις's recent posts are otm

Dan S, Friday, 27 September 2019 02:11 (six years ago)

Y'all should get out of this thread and watch some movies. Criterion has at least ten Naruse films.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 02:13 (six years ago)

you're right Alfred

Dan S, Friday, 27 September 2019 02:25 (six years ago)

but… impeachment!

j., Friday, 27 September 2019 02:43 (six years ago)

It'll still be there in the morning.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 September 2019 02:48 (six years ago)

...or mourning.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 September 2019 02:48 (six years ago)

i legit had a great week because of the impeachment energy. bummer that poll is only 50 / 45 in support and yet a majority feels more significant than the numbers themselves suggest, somehow.

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 27 September 2019 02:48 (six years ago)

it's been only 48 hours!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 02:51 (six years ago)

So Giuliani went on Laura Ingraham's show and said some stuff. Make sure you look at the entire thread.

Wow. Rudy Giuliani is on Ingraham's show implicating the State Department in the Ukraine scandal.

"The whistleblower falsely alleges that I was operating on my own. Well, I wasn't operating on my own." pic.twitter.com/4o1feYTZFU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2019

The look on her face as she realizes it's all going to shit is priceless.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 03:24 (six years ago)

i legit had a great week because of the impeachment energy. bummer that poll is only 50 / 45 in support and yet a majority feels more significant than the numbers themselves suggest, somehow.

― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, September 26, 2019 9:48 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's been only 48 hours!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 26, 2019 9:51 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's also rising quickly. just now i was reading the david brooks opinion piece "Yes, Trump is Guilty, but Impeachment is a Mistake", because i hate myself, and he was citing the quinnipiac poll showing 37% support.

by the way, his second argument is that impeachment is elitist because it puts the decision in the hands of 100 people instead of letting everyone vote on it

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 03:47 (six years ago)

xp I don't really see a look on her face tbh, just a blank smile. I actually met her once, in a gay bar in SF when she was visiting her brother, she seemed ok in person at the time, I never would have thought she would become this toxic

Dan S, Friday, 27 September 2019 03:51 (six years ago)

If the US Constitution hadn't been written by elitists looking to keep the hoi-polloi well under wraps, there would never have been an electoral college and Trump would never have been elected. You say you want "everyone" voting on who's president, then first you must get rid of the fucking EC. Stupid goddamn David Brooks can eat a bag of dicks.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 September 2019 03:52 (six years ago)

how can we impeach david brooks?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:03 (six years ago)

Stupid goddamn David Brooks can eat a bag of dicks.

OTM

it's crazy. here's the actual text (bold and italics in original)

This is completely elitist. We’re in the middle of an election campaign. If Democrats proceed with the impeachment process, it will happen amid candidate debates, primaries and caucuses. Elections give millions and millions of Americans a voice in selecting the president. This process gives 100 mostly millionaire senators a voice in selecting the president.

As these two processes unfold simultaneously, the contrast will be obvious. People will conclude that Democrats are going ahead with impeachment in an election year because they don’t trust the democratic process to yield the right outcome. Democratic elites to voters: We don’t trust you. Too many of you are racists!

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:04 (six years ago)

er, i forgot putting that in quote formatting makes every word italic. the original has the last bit ('democratic elites to voters...') in italics.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:04 (six years ago)

(i don't know why i'm honing in on the italics, and the proper carryover of the italics to a new format, so much. seems important)

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:05 (six years ago)

anyway, the wild irony of david brooks saying that supporting impeachment means supporting "democratic elites" sending the message to voters that "too many of you are racists!", in an essay arguing that the current completely racist elitist president should get to serve out the rest of his term

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:07 (six years ago)

Thanks to the EC the muculent Infowars-hat wearing blob sitting on a porch in Wyoming with a shotgun on his lap gets jest as much a say in who's President than those godless pussies in California!

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:09 (six years ago)

more of a say

Dan S, Friday, 27 September 2019 04:11 (six years ago)

Democrats are going ahead with impeachment in an election year because they don’t trust the democratic process to yield the right outcome.

Impeachment is bill of indictments for presidential crimes against the nation and his oath of office, and it results in a criminal trial by the senate. Does David Brooks understand what it means to have the head of state engaging in "high crimes" against the state, or the consequences of blithely choosing to leave him office for another 15 months?

Brooks' brain has turned to mush.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:13 (six years ago)

He is also the dude that said Whitewater was a more substantive scandal than Russiagate.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

many people are saying that his brain is actually the direct descendant of mash potatoes and mush

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

mashed potatoes!
mashed!

goddammit this night's gone to mush

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:17 (six years ago)

*italian chef kiss*

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:18 (six years ago)

RIP David Brooks

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 27 September 2019 05:13 (six years ago)

I love these new rules wrt election years they pull outta their ass. No impeachment! No supreme court nominations! Why? Cause an election will happen in less than 2 years duh it's just common sense.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 September 2019 05:22 (six years ago)

just trying to get some of my american facts right. impeachment (not removal from office) only requires the majority of the house, which the democrats have, and then the impeachment trial is done in the senate, which the republicans control. is this right? so it makes political sense for the democrats to drag the house portion out for a while.

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 27 September 2019 06:02 (six years ago)

it’s their way of helping out popcorn farmers hurt by the tariff battles

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 September 2019 06:05 (six years ago)

Except they apparently want to get it done as quickly as possible

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 06:05 (six years ago)

are you basing that on the public statements of a politician?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 September 2019 06:06 (six years ago)

just trying to get some of my american facts right. impeachment (not removal from office) only requires the majority of the house, which the democrats have, and then the impeachment trial is done in the senate, which the republicans control. is this right? so it makes political sense for the democrats to drag the house portion out for a while.


Correct. to convict in the Senate, you must have the votes of 2/3 of the Senate (67 out of the 100 senators currently seated)

i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:46 (six years ago)

I thought the idea was to do things in as much public view as possible to help the public see the actuality of what had happened not the spin they were used to. So as much of the investigation being able to get out to people as possible through the better instead of speedily rushing it so it was concluded the wrong way.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:49 (six years ago)

huh?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:51 (six years ago)

The process of impeachment was supposed to be exposing how much wrong had been done so the public were fully aware of things instead of just dismissing them as just another nothing burger was supposed to be as important as getting things done as fast as possible.
So the weight would be the public actually wanting to make sure wrongdoing was punished instead of it being spun so they would see justice as being done if the Republican partisan senate dismissed it as an attack on their beloved President. That all the democratic party were ganging up on because they lost the 2016 election, not because there was an idiotic despot threatening the continued existence of the planet in a daily basis since he was allowed to get into power.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 September 2019 11:02 (six years ago)

Re: speedy impeachment process

NEW w/ @rachaelmbade -- Dems eye impeachment sprint over coming weeks...
-Intel Cmte takes lead on Ukraine as other cmtes wrap probes
-Few, if any hearings
-No set timeline, but some Dems eyeing floor vote around T'givinghttps://t.co/u95zqb9K1k

— Mike DeBonis (@mikedebonis) September 26, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:38 (six years ago)

from David Remnick's new profile of Pelosi:

Earlier this week, Pelosi said, she took a call from Trump, who started out talking about guns. “The President, as you know, is big on what he claims is the charm offensive,” she said. “And some of his charm offensive is very offensive. He was calling me ostensibly to talk about guns, and I have to take him seriously if that is the purpose of the call. I welcome any overture to talk about gun safety. He was telling me progress was being made with his work with Democrats and Republicans. My point was, ‘I don’t know what Democrats you were talking to. We sent you a bipartisan bill over two hundred days ago, and that’s the way to save the most lives.’ ”

That was the first part of the conversation. “Then he somehow segued into what was happening now—that this phone call [with Zelensky] was ‘perfect.’ ‘When you hear this phone call, it was perfect.’ And I said, ‘No, it was wrong. . . . You understand your words weigh a ton. The words of the President of the United States weigh a ton.’ ” Pelosi told me that she doesn’t normally talk about calls with a President—“It’s a historic thing, a call between the President and the Speaker of the House”—but this was different.

When I asked Pelosi if she thought Trump knows, in this instance or any other, the difference between right and wrong, she replied, “He knows the difference between right and wrong, but I don’t know that he really cares. I do think his categorical imperative is what’s good is what is right for him. In the campaign, he told us who he was. He said that he could shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and nobody would care, that his supporters wouldn’t care. Well, he could violate our Constitution, the integrity of our elections, and dishonor his oath of office, as he did in this call, and think that nobody cares.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:39 (six years ago)

I don't know, sounds to me like Rudy has it pretty much figured out. Soros, Hillary, 2016 Ukrainian election interference, Bidens, servers ... Dems should hold off and see where he goes with this, maybe save us all some trouble.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 11:41 (six years ago)

Pelosi on Morning Joe: "It's no use to say 'We'll finish by such-and-such a date,' but the administration is hastening this process by providing these documents."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:45 (six years ago)

Here, let me stave off these outrageous claims that I 'robbed a bank' by showing you the multitude of luxury goods I bought with the money. Now can we just drop this nonsense already? Sheesh.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:52 (six years ago)

I dont even really understand what they think happened with ukraine and the server to be honest

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 11:55 (six years ago)

Here, let me stave off these outrageous claims that I 'robbed a bank' by showing you the multitude of luxury goods I bought with the money. Now can we just drop this nonsense already? Sheesh.

― Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch),

This is, word for word, what the White House has in mind, and I use "mind" losely.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:57 (six years ago)

It's pretty clear to me that Hillary Clinton, with the help of George Soros, enlisted Ukraine to help interfere in the 2016 election that she lost.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:17 (six years ago)

But, as with Russian collusion, the objective of their crimes was never realized - so it’s more like they got caught in the bank vault and released the security cam footage and are saying “see we never walked out with any money, case dismissed.”

BrianB, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

Why did trump say biden was given “millions and millions of dollars” from china after a “one hour meeting”?

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 12:20 (six years ago)

They’re working from a whole different narrative

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 12:29 (six years ago)

may have to sacrifice Biden here, you guys

maffew12, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:32 (six years ago)

Mueller wrote a pretty damning report over the last couple of years which would quite probably have sunk most incumbencies but it was heavily quashed by the Republican party. So a lotof the population aren't aware of the contents still or think its a libtard spin on 'the facts.
I thought the idea of any further moves towards impeachment was to bring as much of the current incumbency's wrongdoing to light as possible in a way that wouldn't be able to be distracted from. & that did bring as many people as possible from the current regime to public scrutiny so that a Republican senate couldn't be allowed to be presented with damning evidence and just dismiss it.
I know there is some time limit to whatever processes are followed, during which t will remain a constant threat to common decency and security for the US and the rest of the globe, but time needed to be taken to ensure all points were established as fully as possible.
Against which there will be a constant attempt at distraction/occlusion whatever by the Republicans who don't want their beloved leader to be taken from his throne.
JUst hoping that what is attempted will stick and this turd will be removed before he can do more permanent damage.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

Increasingly clear that the House GOP are sticking with the "so what?" defense, which, tbf, is pretty hard to counter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:50 (six years ago)

Heard a talking head or reporter yesterday who said he had spoken to a bunch of young people, 18 and 19-year-olds, and the element that jumped out at them the most was Trump trying to get dirt on someone, because that was something they definitely understood.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

I dont even really understand what they think happened with ukraine and the server to be honest

I don't think Trump does either. afaik it has never even come up as a conspiracy theory before so it's either a joke or he's thinks the internet is like a series of tubes and Clinton may have diverted the trucks that carry the e-mails through the tubes to Dnepropetrovsk.

ShariVari, Friday, 27 September 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

And since the first option would require for Trump to have a sense of humour, it's definitely the second option.

Frederik B, Friday, 27 September 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

He absolutely has a sense of humor! Like how he always insists he was joking when he gets called out for saying something which, on the face of it, seems deeply unhinged. It's not his fault that we don't get the joke.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:42 (six years ago)

“Rep. Adam Schiff fraudulently read to Congress, with millions of people watching, a version of my conversation with the President of Ukraine that doesn’t exist,” the president said in a tweet.

“He was supposedly reading the exact transcribed version of the call, but he completely changed the words to make it sound horrible, an (sic) me sound guilty,” he wrote.

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 13:55 (six years ago)

lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:57 (six years ago)

sorry typo, I meant GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING INSECT BEGONE FROM MY PRESENCE

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

In the absence of means to refute or corroborate his claim, I guess we just have to take the president at his word, huh.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

DJP we’ve had our differences but harsh

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

The Democrats are now to be known as the DO NOTHING PARTY!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 27, 2019

...says the leader of our country, who has written eleven tweets already this morning.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:00 (six years ago)

Impeachment hearings are doin something

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

TBH I'm starting to get cold feet about this impeachment thing the more I read about the plans. So we're gonna do a quick-hit no-chance-of-conviction impeachment process based solely on a single abuse of power by a president who is actually endemically corrupt and unfit for the office for dozens of reasons? Is this basically just the equivalent of a public censure?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

Increasingly clear that the House GOP are sticking with the "so what?" defense, which, tbf, is pretty hard to counter.

― Josh in Chicago

it's certainly a good conversation stopper.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

I thought they were going to hold drawn out hearings on emoluments too

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

Its all connected. He uses the office for personal gain. He is not transparent.

treeship., Friday, 27 September 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

I've got to assume at least some of the 12 or so witnesses, let alone the likes of Rudy Giuliani or the attorney general, will resist invitations to speak, if not outright flout subpoenas. what then?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:05 (six years ago)

So we're gonna do a quick-hit no-chance-of-conviction impeachment process based solely on a single abuse of power by a president who is actually endemically corrupt and unfit for the office for dozens of reasons?

I'd say keep watching the polls. The speed doesn't matter much to me (for now) because, elongated or accelerated, McConnell's Senate won't budge -- unless, of course, the polls change.

I hate to be the guy urging caution again.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:06 (six years ago)

he completely changed the words to make it sound horrible, an (sic) me sound guilty

This is so "Trial of Tim Heidecker"

jmm, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:07 (six years ago)

That guy tends to be right.

What are we basing the “quick hit” strategy on again? Who said that? The reason I ask is that pelosi spoke of bringing all of the existing committee investigations under one impeachment umbrella. Why would she do that, only to fast track a single, narrow impeachment charge 24 hours later?

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

I have been wondering what happens if they go too fast and are rebuffed by a stagnant partisan senate. That would presumably be it wouldn't it? & be exactly what people have feared from past attempted impeachments.
Attempting to come back with other charges which t would no doubt have given rise to almost immediately after presumably wouldn't go too well.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

xp the speed more matters to me in relation to how close to the election it ends. Maybe the best case scenario is just get it over way in advance so we can stop talking about it by the time the general election campaign is at its peak.

The polls won't change, not sure what you mean or why you would think that.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

What are we basing the “quick hit” strategy on again? Who said that? The reason I ask is that pelosi spoke of bringing all of the existing committee investigations under one impeachment umbrella. Why would she do that, only to fast track a single, narrow impeachment charge 24 hours later?

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, September 27, 2019 9:10 AM (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's paywalled but there was a Washington Post article yesterday saying that's what Pelosi and other top Democrats favor now.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:12 (six years ago)

My understanding is they want the House impeachment vote to happen around late November.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

I thought the idea was that if impeachment processes were done overtly enough it might have a direct effect on the polling and the public would be brought along as things were gradually exposed. THought that was one of the things shown by the Watergate hearings development. 19% pro impeachment rising to 57% or whatever through the process of what people were seeing in their newsp[aers and tvs.
But those were different times and the polarisation and prevalence of the right wing element of the media wasn't as high.

Stevolende, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:16 (six years ago)

The polls won't change, not sure what you mean or why you would think that.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

But they have aelready in the last 48 hours. If you start seeing a majority of Americans regardless of party supporting impeachment based on Ukraine, i.e. over 50 percent, you'll see more panic on the right.

I would be surprised if either scenario happened. Then again, I was in despair on Monday afternoon. Yet here we are.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

I'm also not sure what the wisdom is in fast-tracking impeachment, I keep hearing from Dems it "has to be done before Iowa!" and it's like...why?

I also wonder how they plan on doing this by Thanksgiving w/o the full cooperation of the courts who are going to have to rule on WH withholding documents, witnesses etc.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

The polls won't change, not sure what you mean or why you would think that.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive),

Polls do change, the mistake is expecting immediate change. People don't change view instantaneously but gradually over months and even years. Need to factor in lag time

anvil, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

DJP we’ve had our differences but harsh

actual lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

I also wonder how they plan on doing this by Thanksgiving w/o the full cooperation of the courts who are going to have to rule on WH withholding documents, witnesses etc.

― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII)

This morning Pelosi said that she expects the courts to issue decisions next year, so I suspect she thinks "the process" will go into the election cycle.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:28 (six years ago)

TBH I'm starting to get cold feet about this impeachment thing the more I read about the plans. So we're gonna do a quick-hit no-chance-of-conviction impeachment process based solely on a single abuse of power by a president who is actually endemically corrupt and unfit for the office for dozens of reasons? Is this basically just the equivalent of a public censure?

I had dinner with a friend last night who is an attorney (which I think you are as well? iow I am not trying to tell you how your job works, just relaying info I got from someone who is more clued in than me) who noted that the other in-flight investigations can and likely will be tacked onto this as separate articles of impeachment, meaning that this is the initial spearhead and there are potentially up to six additional articles of impeachment that can be included in this.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:29 (six years ago)

"fast-tracking" is stupid but as Sotosyn says likely impossible

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

is this thread gonna be like the other political threads where DJP and I try to save you straight white dudes from your howlings of doom

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

Nah, I'm accustomed at this point to pulling myself up by my howling doomstraps, thankuverymuch.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

I'd say keep watching the polls. The speed doesn't matter much to me (for now) because, elongated or accelerated, McConnell's Senate won't budge -- unless, of course, the polls change.

I hate to be the guy urging caution again.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

i get what you're saying and i've also adopted a vision of "politics" that has no reference whatsoever to what opinion polls say, because for me it is no longer a question of _when_ they will do what is necessary, but a question of what i need to do, and ultimately what we need to do, in order to compensate for their failure. it's the only way i can reclaim my own political agency.

after 2016 i'm yet to be convinced that polls have value beyond as an excuse. a lot of people trying to pretend to be "independent" and "open-minded" who aren't, who are just going to do whatever they are going to do anyway. trump's supporters have infinite capacity for cognitive dissonance, and what i'm waiting for is perhaps the moment of realization, the opportunity for healing, and perhaps the inevitable consequences of their actions. for some non-zero number of trump's supporters it will be the latter.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

This is so "Trial of Tim Heidecker"

very otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:41 (six years ago)

is this thread gonna be like the other political threads where DJP and I try to save you straight white dudes from your howlings of doom

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

i wonder if i still have "straight white dude" politics sometimes.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

DJP is right, I've been hearing a bit of clarification that yeah, this whistleblower/Ukraine stuff is being "fast tracked" or focused on or whatever, but just to get it rolling. The next step is getting people to testify and so on, which will take a while and will each no doubt open up further avenues of investigations.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

Man, Howling Doomstraps is an A+ band name.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:45 (six years ago)

The polls won't change, not sure what you mean or why you would think that.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive),

Polls do change, the mistake is expecting immediate change. People don't change view instantaneously but gradually over months and even years. Need to factor in lag time

― anvil, Friday, September 27, 2019 9:24 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would say the absolute ceiling is the narrow popular majority with which Clinton lost the election. We're not in the Watergate era anymore where everyone reads the morning paper and there are like three channels that all take roughly the same center-liberal view on everything. We're not going to march the nation toward consensus unless there's something a hell of a lot stronger than the Ukraine thing that can be easily explained in a narrative that is not easily respun against Democrats.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

I mean, when you said the polls would "change" you were talking about it in a context that the change would be significant enough to cause at least a couple of GOP senators to fear their seats. I am skeptical of that, but would love to be proven wrong.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:51 (six years ago)

And also that means not changing the national popular opinion but changing popular opinion in their home states.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:51 (six years ago)

I don't know, sounds to me like Rudy has it pretty much figured out. Soros, Hillary, 2016 Ukrainian election interference, Bidens, servers ... Dems should hold off and see where he goes with this, maybe save us all some trouble.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 27, 2019 7:41 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

What if Rudy went looking for the server and accidentally stumbled upon the missing WMDs?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:55 (six years ago)

He and OJ can go looking for the real killer

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 September 2019 15:31 (six years ago)

And also that means not changing the national popular opinion but changing popular opinion in their home states.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

Is America actually one country? Somebody persuade me because I'm not persuaded.

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 15:36 (six years ago)

He and OJ can go looking for the real killer

https://media.comicbook.com/2018/10/c-658vsxoao3ovc-1139955.jpeg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

This was funny
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-guy-truly-has-no-idea-what-hes-talking-about-1838500602?%2Fsetsession

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

Is America actually one country?

It's a weird hybrid that normally functions externally as a nation, but functions internally as a collection of disassembled parts, that occasionally gets assembled into a nation.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

A notion of a nation.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

Sometimes a Grope Nation

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:32 (six years ago)

-janet jackson

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:33 (six years ago)

America is an imagined community, just like any other nation

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

David Brooks says the inquiry is a mistake, so thank you Mr Reverse Barometer

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 September 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

haha, i posted pretty much the same thing at the same moment on the US politics thread

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

The re-election campaign of Representative Rashida Tlaib of Michigan began selling T-shirts emblazoned with the slogan “Impeach the MF,” using a two-letter abbreviation for an expletive the first-term congresswoman used for the president when she uttered that phrase in a speech to activists in January.

i get it, and i have and will call him much worse, but, not helpful

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:24 (six years ago)

I am relatively certain Tlaib, much like Omar, understands the people who voted for her and as such knows this shirt is something they want.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

If you want "not helpful" go look at that dumbass Brooks column

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

I am also certain that the shirt makes sense to her supporters, and that it will be helpful for her fundraising campaign. I like her a lot, too, not that it matters. But her actions have an influence beyond her constituency.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

not sure anything will come of this - claims seem substantively sound but a bit politically thin

sure impeach him, why not - however more important for the dems will be having an inspiring economic vision to sell at the next election. that's how we get rid of this lunk

stoffle (||||||||), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

AOC has it right. McDongface said, well, if they want to waste time with impeachment, then no legislation, and she responded about all the stuff they have sent to the Senate, from guns on down, that he has never bothered even scheduling a vote for. Guns legislation, she noted, was sent their way in February. They need (and will) run on all this shit he is stopping or slowing. Same with the president. Same with impeachment.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 September 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

But her actions have an influence beyond her constituency.

This is your absolute dumbest and worst opinion, FTR. This repeated belief that we have to somehow worry about "riling up" people who have existed in a state of frothing rage since mid-2016. Who are these "middle ground" people you seriously think a) exist and b) will be driven into the arms of the Republican party by too-overt displays of anti-Trumpism from Democratic politicians?

Tell the truth - are you Rahm Emanuel?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 27 September 2019 20:58 (six years ago)

Ok that's uncalled for

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:37 (six years ago)

sure impeach him, why not - however more important for the dems will be having an inspiring economic vision to sell at the next election. that's how we get rid of this lunk

― stoffle (||||||||)

maybe they should run on a platform of all-day breakfast. after all, it worked for mcdonalds, and really, why should there be any difference than american government and mcdonalds?

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:45 (six years ago)

America is an imagined community, just like any other nation

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone)

ok, all nations are imaginary, and so when we cease to believe in the collective lies they're built on, like, say, that governments possess a monopoly on the legitimate use of force...

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:47 (six years ago)

The rats are abandoning ship

The first Republican House member has announced support for the impeachment inquiry against President Trump: Representative Mark Amodei of Nevada

See the full list: https://t.co/nnYylNUBSA pic.twitter.com/7SUfyj48Sq

— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 27, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:49 (six years ago)

Kurt Volker just resigned lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:52 (six years ago)

what the...

Hannity is losing it pic.twitter.com/HTXgj0kQK1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:54 (six years ago)

the ship is made of rats

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 September 2019 22:56 (six years ago)

But her actions have an influence beyond her constituency.

This is your absolute dumbest and worst opinion, FTR. This repeated belief that we have to somehow worry about "riling up" people who have existed in a state of frothing rage since mid-2016. Who are these "middle ground" people you seriously think a) exist and b) will be driven into the arms of the Republican party by too-overt displays of anti-Trumpism from Democratic politicians?

Tell the truth - are you Rahm Emanuel?

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, September 27, 2019 3:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i was in therapy for the last hour (unrelated to assholes i know on the internet), so just seeing this. i have waaaaaay dumber and worse opinions, you're totally wrong

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

also i'm not sure where you got the "riling up" quote because the closest thing i've said to that is when i "said hi to a neighborhood dog named riley" the other day

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:58 (six years ago)

This Albert Burneko piece is good, and worth keeping in mind at all times.

Donald Trump is not trying to get impeached. He does not want to be impeached, and he definitely does not have a sophisticated dastardly plot to turn his impeachment into greater personal power or as a strategy to create a more solidified and motivated political base. He does not have a sophisticated dastardly plot to do anything, or any other kind of plot. The man is not capable of sophistication, or any but the basest sensation-seeking dastardliness; it’s all he can do to get the fast food from its cardboard container to the appropriate face-hole. He is a big stupid idiot, is what I am saying, and he likes things that feel good and wants them right now and doesn’t like things that don’t feel good and doesn’t want them ever, and that is the extent of him.

...

None of this is a part of some scheme. There is never a scheme. He is not sandbagging. He is not playing four-dimensional chess. Donald Trump is not capable of four-dimensional chess. Put Donald Trump in a thumb war against a department-store mannequin and he will be lucky to escape with a draw. He will call it victory. What’s infinitely depressing is how many of his nominal political opponents will believe him.

The weirdest, saddest, and most unhelpful people, maybe in all the world, are: boomer liberals (like the leadership of the Democratic party, for example) who look upon Donald Trump’s lifelong track record of failing at petty crook shit—doing petty crook shit and not only getting away with it but in many cases declaring his failure a great success, and then being rewarded with greater fame and stature in turn—and insist they are seeing the work of a mastermind, rather than the tides of American life and culture carrying yet another born-rich shit-for-brains white asshole past and above any and all demands and consequences. The idea of Trump is the sucker-ass belief in meritocracy, in hoary old Great Man bullshit, twisted into its most horrible gargoyle incarnation. He’s rich and famous, he’s the president of the country, and therefore it just simply must be the case that he has earned this station for himself, one way or another, via some expression of traits that make him equal to it. He has to be some kind of genius, even if it’s the evil kind. There is no way that a braying worthless dope, a man with no qualities of any kind to recommend him, could have ended up where Trump has ended up.

And now that investigations into Donald Trump’s campaign and also into his efforts to thwart and obstruct those same investigations—investigations about which he has been in a panicky and very public rage since well before his inauguration—have moved him into the crosshairs of impeachment, the meritocracy dead-enders in the opposition party believe that this must be happening because he wills it. His almost comically brazen and plainly illegal attempts to silence, discredit, and outright threaten the people doing and/or cooperating with the investigations must reflect some active and strategic desire to be impeached. He must be laying a trap: If Congress impeaches him, he will not be mad, he will be laughing actually. The alternative is that the very obviously hopelessly dimwitted lifelong failure currently sitting atop a pile of inherited and/or pilfered cash in the most powerful office on earth is precisely as stupid and balloon-handed and incompetent as he has spent his entire adult life proving himself to be. America just doesn’t work like that.

That’s the thing being fought over, ultimately. The question of whether to impeach Donald Trump is, among other things, the question of how to defeat him. The question of how to defeat him is, among other things, the question of what he really is in the first place: Is he just Donald Trump The Illiterate Racist Sex Clown or is he the Republican Party or is he the deeper and more fundamental articles of American life and history? That, in turn, is the question of what kind of society this really is. Is it one in which vast material inequalities are mere flukes of circumstance, or is that situation the just allocation of reward, or is it the residue of systemic theft by a class of cruel moral dwarves, or what?

Which is to say: When you credit Donald Trump, in the absence of absolutely any evidence, with possessing the Mephistophelian cunning to bring about his own impeachment, deliberately, for the purpose of bringing to fruition some long-simmering plot to consolidate his political support, you are finally saying that you agree with him. Not just on the baseless claim that he’s actually in possession of one (1) Whole Adult Brain, but on his broader infantile idea of what kind of place this country is. He believes that he deserves what he has because he has it, and his every decision flows from that belief; he believes that being rich and famous, alone, is proof that he should be rich and famous. To see him as he sees himself—as a sinister mastermind—and treat him as he believes he should be treated is to agree with him on all that.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:59 (six years ago)

otm x 1million

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 September 2019 23:04 (six years ago)

the first House Republican, Rep. Mark Amodei (R-NV) has come out in support of an impeachment inquiry, albeit in a somewhat mealy-mouthed way. “Let’s put it through the process and see what happens.” Amodei would not say whether he believes the President committed an impeachable offense.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 23:09 (six years ago)

the art of the deal

NYT reports that NRA could be willing to bankroll some of Trump's impeachment defense if Trump opposes gun control legislation. https://t.co/JU3XRUl8rQ

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) September 27, 2019

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 September 2019 23:23 (six years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/26/opinion/trump-economy.html#click=https://t.co/jeoiTNBOve

Krugman makes the economic case for impeachment

Van Horn Street, Friday, 27 September 2019 23:51 (six years ago)

"President Trump told two senior Russian officials in a 2017 Oval Office meeting that he was unconcerned about Moscow’s interference in the U.S. election because the United States did the same in other countries"

Wtf?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 28 September 2019 00:55 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5tnHqKk5ko

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:12 (six years ago)

xpost Remember when he was on some show years ago (sigh ... ) and when asked about how Russia (or whomever) kills people it disagrees with, he more or less sneered "oh, and we don't?"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:21 (six years ago)

Beginning to think impeachment is actually a win/win for Trump. He won't have to be president anymore, he'll get pardoned by Pence, he'll get to go back to his shady bullshit family business, and he'll get to spend the rest of his life ranting with impunity about his innocence, the Clintons, servers, immigrants, whatever he wants. And people (barf) will keep listening, keep reporting on him, keep putting him on stage and on TV ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:26 (six years ago)

Josh, go to bed.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:28 (six years ago)

you know a thing called "dying" exists, right? xpost

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:33 (six years ago)

going to bed is another thing that does it, and it's temporary. the whole dying thing is so...fatalistic, you know?

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:40 (six years ago)

lol I meant Trump wasn't gonna live forever

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 September 2019 01:48 (six years ago)

Okay so here's a thing that's only just now occurring to me for some reason: one whistleblower was so gobsmacked by the president's actions that he/she made a stink and now here we are, inching right astride articles of impeachment. So. The question now poking me in the side is: how many other people in a position similar to that of our whistleblower have held their tongues up 'til now despite severe misgivings but who may, given the evolving climate, feel emboldened to come forth with an absolute avalanche of dirt on Mr. Wonderful?

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 September 2019 02:31 (six years ago)

i have a special batch of popcorn waiting for the revelation that one of the transcripts filed in the Double Secret Server documents MBS offering dirt on Bezos in exchange for a slow-roll on Khashoggi

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 September 2019 02:42 (six years ago)

kay so here's a thing that's only just now occurring to me for some reason: one whistleblower was so gobsmacked by the president's actions that he/she made a stink and now here we are, inching right astride articles of impeachment. So. The question now poking me in the side is: how many other people in a position similar to that of our whistleblower have held their tongues up 'til now despite severe misgivings but who may, given the evolving climate, feel emboldened to come forth with an absolute avalanche of dirt on Mr. Wonderful?

― Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, September 27, 2019 10:31 PM

*fart*

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 September 2019 02:45 (six years ago)

farts are *kind* of whistleblowing

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 September 2019 02:58 (six years ago)

Alf, I am both disappointed and tickled by your response. It's a weird feeling, not altogether unpleasant.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 September 2019 03:08 (six years ago)

Solid, sound fart.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

a meh

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 September 2019 03:14 (six years ago)

xpost Remember when he was on some show years ago (sigh ... ) and when asked about how Russia (or whomever) kills people it disagrees with, he more or less sneered "oh, and we don't?"

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 27, 2019 6:21 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Trump otm

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 28 September 2019 03:56 (six years ago)

when asked about how Russia (or whomever) kills people it disagrees with, he more or less sneered "oh, and we don't?"

it's just a variant on the tu quoque argument, put into the service of excusing obvious criminality or immorality. Or to use more modern terminology "both-sides-ism".

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 September 2019 04:04 (six years ago)

it's an ideological barndoor left wide open by a multigenerational rejection by the entire political mainstream of any serious critique of US foreign policy premises or practice which u should continue to expect cynical adventurers to walk thru

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 28 September 2019 04:12 (six years ago)

“He’s a killer”

“There are a lot of killers. There are a lot of killers. What, do you think our country is so innocent?”

the way he embraced it was memorable

Dan S, Saturday, 28 September 2019 04:15 (six years ago)

kinda semiswiped from The Godfather, which I bet he's seen more often than Citizen Kane

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2019 04:15 (six years ago)

Giving him way too much credit there. Dude’s favorite movie is Bloodsport.

circa1916, Saturday, 28 September 2019 05:15 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/CBvwrYA.jpg

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 28 September 2019 10:38 (six years ago)

This was good

This interview was so good. pic.twitter.com/1jrPnr70Ou When the whole clip becomes available I will post it. Timothy Snyder is among the best we have.

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) September 28, 2019

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Saturday, 28 September 2019 11:46 (six years ago)

Ooh, I like the theory that one reason Trump's people put all those communications in the classified server was to hide them from Mueller and other investigators. Maybe it's a Pandora's black box of misdeeds.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 September 2019 12:48 (six years ago)

https://newrepublic.com/amp/article/155202/impeachment/

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 September 2019 12:55 (six years ago)

“Whataboutism” could still be a powerful weapon for the Trump side. His criminality is more explicit than the “soft” corruption that had dominated Washington forever, and was more or less enshrined into law by Citizens United. His corruption is far worse because he is clearly soliciting personal favors, using the power of the state as leverage, and trying to cover up evidence of it, but the Dems need to make sure the public sees that.

treeship., Saturday, 28 September 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

but the way things have gone wasn’t great either, which puts Dems in a weak position. Trump never coukd have rose in the first place if he couldn’t convincingly make the swamp argument

treeship., Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:00 (six years ago)

is there anything in your view that doesn't put the Dems in a weak position

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruaeusy4aOE

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:10 (six years ago)

I just know pelosi lurks so i want to remind her of things to watch out for

treeship., Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:19 (six years ago)

good advice, also Nancy watch out for FlopsyDuck, I just don't think you should trust that poster

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Saturday, 28 September 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

Trump never coukd have rose in the first place if he couldn’t convincingly make the swamp argument

I don't think so. He rose on the wings of the birther conspiracy theory.He rose by calling Mexicans rapists and criminals. He rose by pinning nasty sarcastic nicknames on his hapless opponents and claiming they would pay for a border wall. He rose by making outlandish promises about delivering health care that was better and cheaper than Obamacare and about winning so much we'd tire of it. He rose by pledging fealty to the evangelicals over abortion and federal judgeships.

"Drain the swamp" was just another empty slogan aimed at voters who hate national politics for a multitude of reasons, both petty and principled, but without ever having to make clear what "drain the swamp" would look like in terms of specific actions.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 September 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

Damn. claiming Mexico would pay for the wall, not his opponents.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 September 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

Trump is president because he triggered enough racists to vote for him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 September 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

sucks that we have no control over the political landscape and that it would be irrelevant to what is happening to us even if we did. sure hope no one triggers enough racists again

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 28 September 2019 17:53 (six years ago)

wat

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 September 2019 17:53 (six years ago)

JUST IN: Nearly two-thirds of Americans believe Pres. Trump's encouragement of a foreign leader to investigate a political rival and his family is a serious problem, according to a new @ABC News/Ipsos poll. https://t.co/RxPL49EOYi pic.twitter.com/68qjjuDyli

— ABC News (@ABC) September 29, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 September 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

(Does the quick math) Hmm, that pretty much directly reflects his consistent approval/disapproval numbers, doesn't it?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 September 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

64 percent?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 September 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

I mean, I like seeing that! But hasn't his personal approval rating hovered perpetually around 40%?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 September 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

Oh, or you're saying my approval/disapproval ratio analogy was turned around? Well, yeah, OK. Consistently 60/40 against/support is what I meant.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 September 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

good to know 1 in 3 Americans see no problem with holding back congressionally-approved aid to an ally until they manufacture some dirt on a political rival

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 29 September 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

1 in 3 americans need to get their shit together

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 September 2019 15:44 (six years ago)

I'd guess that a sizable number of those people don't even understand the question.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 September 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

An excellent summary of the week.

That doesn’t mean the right won’t find its footing. But its machinery is actually slow and ungainly relative to the whistleblower story, while what the Democrats have working for them is speed. The impeachment inquiry feels like an emergency (because it is one, even if others have come before it and gone unrecognized). And the Democrats’ single-minded sense of urgency is somehow outpacing the hurricane of misinformation the right usually generates to drive American news cycles.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 September 2019 16:45 (six years ago)

Indeed it is. Man, Giuliani is so fucked!

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 September 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

Giuliani is small potatoes. Trump is the epicenter of the disaster.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 September 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

Old Lunch, there are also people who understand the question fine, and further know that it's asking "is orange man bad?" And they know their answer needs to be "fuck you, media."

The genuinely interesting poll is probably not possible today, because people know their answers are tribal signifiers. They will answer tribally.

In idle fantasy-land, if I had a time machine, it would be neat to go to 2014 and ask people "Is it bad for a President to enlist foreign help in discrediting his political rivals?"

Even the real-world sport of saying to Trumpites: "if this were a Democrat..." is pointless, because I know the answer: it doesn't matter. Tribals gonna tribe.

I saw this on Melania's plagiarized speech. "Well, when Michelle said it it was false, and when Melania said it it was true." I saw this on the topic of the Taliban Camp David meeting. What if a Democrat President had done this, etc. etc. The Trumper line was, "the comparison is invalid because Obama would have given away the store; Trump would have art-of-the-dealed their turbaned asses into the stone age, etc. etc."

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 September 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

sorry for long excerpt, but this is a fun, handy list of suggestions of who the house impeachment inquiry should talk to, from the nyt editorial board:

But here are a few notable figures — in addition, of course, to the whistle-blower himself — who could prove particularly useful to House investigators.

Rudy Giuliani, Mr. Trump’s personal attorney/fixer. As the point person on the push to get Ukraine to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son, Mr. Giuliani likely knows more about the origins, scope and details of the effort than almost anyone. Some of the more targeted mysteries he could shed light on include: When and from whom did the president first get the idea to pressure Ukraine? How did Mr. Giuliani first become involved? Was he being paid for his work, and if so, by whom?

Mr. Giuliani loudly insists that he was working at the behest of the State Department. In that case, when did he first make contact with department officials? Which officials did he work with and in what capacity? How many people knew about his freelance project for Mr. Trump?

Bill Barr, attorney general. Mr. Barr is neck-deep in this mess. He features prominently not only in the whistle-blower’s complaint but also in the readout of the July 25 call, in which Mr. Trump told Mr. Zelensky that Mr. Barr, like Mr. Giuliani, would be contacting him about the investigation into Mr. Biden. The Justice Department has denied that Mr. Barr knew anything about this promise. But Mr. Barr should be pressed on why Mr. Trump thought it was proper to offer the services of the American attorney general to help a foreign government investigate his own political opponent.

When the whistle-blower complaint citing him by name was referred to the Justice Department, Mr. Barr should have formally recused himself from any involvement with it. Why didn’t he?

Mick Mulvaney, acting White House chief of staff. In July, Mr. Trump directed Mr. Mulvaney to arrange for Ukraine’s military aid to be put on hold. What explanation did he give Mr. Mulvaney? Whom did Mr. Mulvaney contact at the Departments of Defense and State to make that happen? What explanations did he offer them?

Mike Pompeo, secretary of state. Robert Menendez, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has already issued a raft of questions that he’d like Mr. Pompeo to address, including: Was Mr. Pompeo concerned that America’s Ukraine policy had been partially outsourced to the president’s personal lawyer? When did Mr. Pompeo first learn of Mr. Giuliani’s work? Did he approve it, and was he aware that State Department officials were involved with it? What explanation was he given for the withholding of aid to Ukraine?

Kurt Volker, former part-time special envoy to Ukraine, and Gordon Sondland, ambassador to the European Union. Both men consulted with Mr. Giuliani about his Ukraine project. On July 26, one day after Mr. Trump’s call with Mr. Zelensky, Mr. Volker and Mr. Sondland met with Ukrainian officials and reportedly offered advice on how to “navigate” Mr. Trump’s requests. Did they, as the whistle-blower claims, at some point become concerned about Mr. Giuliani’s work and seek to “contain the damage”? Mr. Volker resigned his post on Friday. Why?

Mike Pence, vice president. In his conversations with Ukrainian officials, including his Sept. 1 meeting with Mr. Zelensky, was there any mention of Mr. Biden or of the delayed military funding package? When asked at a news conference on Sept. 2 if he could assure Ukraine that the two issues were not linked, Mr. Pence ducked the question. Mr. Pence should also explain why Mr. Trump directed him to cancel his plans to attend Mr. Zelensky’s inauguration in May.

Mr. Trump himself has suggested looking into Mr. Pence’s interactions with Ukrainian officials. “And I think you should ask for VP Pence’s conversation, because he had a couple conversations also,” he told reporters on Wednesday.

John Bolton, former national security adviser. Mr. Bolton was forced out of the White House in September. What did he know about Mr. Trump’s pressure campaign? Mr. Bolton is said to have pushed for the withheld military aid to be released. What explanation did he receive for it being withheld?

Michael Atkinson, the inspector general of the intelligence community. Mr. Atkinson reviewed the whistle-blower complaint, deemed it both “urgent” and “credible,” and forwarded it to Joseph Maguire, the acting director of national intelligence. After Mr. Maguire declined to pass the complaint along to Congress, as indicated by federal law, Mr. Atkinson chose to alert lawmakers to its existence himself. What explanation did Mr. Maguire give for not forwarding the complaint? How did he respond when Mr. Atkinson informed him that he would be alerting Congress?

Lawmakers will also need to hear from whoever was charged with moving the transcript of Mr. Trump’s July 25 call from the usual computer system to the special server, maintained by the National Security Council, reserved for “classified information of an especially sensitive nature.” Who directed this action? (On Friday, a White House official told CNN that N.S.C. attorneys did so.) Who else knew about it? Did anyone object at the time? Have other such conversations been improperly stashed in the system, as the whistle-blower alleged? (It has been reported that reconstructed transcripts of phone calls Mr. Trump had with the Saudi royal family and with Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, were stored on the server as well.) It’s worth remembering that one of the biggest bombshells of the Watergate hearings came from Alexander Butterfield, a relatively obscure administration staffer, who shared what he knew about the White House taping system.

Then there are the “multiple U.S. government officials” whom the whistle-blower cites as his sources — the ones whom Mr. Trump has compared to spies and has implied deserve to be executed for treason.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 21:21 (six years ago)

meanwhile, election season starts to heat up. this year is going to the most insane, unpredictable season of must-see real life yet

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 21:23 (six years ago)

Why are so many of the usual suspects in Italy right now? Barr, Pence, Pompeo, iirc Bannon ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 September 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

I hear Italy is often rather pleasant in early autumn.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 September 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

just a fun weekend in italy with the boys

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 21:32 (six years ago)

Trump’s been filling his diaper extra hard on Twitter the last half hour or so

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:16 (six years ago)

ok, wtf is with him calling the phone call "perfect" over and over? this has gone on for days now

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:26 (six years ago)

now openly accusing schiff with "Fraud and Treason" as well. wow, the state-sponsored executions for all this are going to be wild

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:30 (six years ago)

Trump genuinely doesn't seem to get how bad that transcript is for him, which I guess explains why it was released in the first place. I almost think he may not have bothered to read it himself and has no idea what he said.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:30 (six years ago)

he didn't bother to read the whistleblower complaint, either. he keeps fixating on "the person" who provided the whistleblower with information, calling them a "spy". but the first page of the complaint cites "more than half a dozen U.S. officials" who provided the whistleblower with info. if trump would have actually read that you know he'd be making up a nickname for this group of officials.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:33 (six years ago)

i mean... nixon reacted pretty much the exact same way to the smoking gun tape.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:33 (six years ago)

I have no doubt he hasn't read the complaint, but would've thought he'd have some idea about what the transcript he released and keeps praising actually says.

Tbh, I don't know enough about the history of Watergate to be able to compare.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:36 (six years ago)

The diapers are all full, the president is in full on shitting on a paper towel mode

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:40 (six years ago)

wtf is with him calling the phone call "perfect" over and over?

he probably fucks those calls up all the time, and half the call logs hidden on the codeword server are just embarrassing, so he is just genuinely indignant at having his real accomplishment for once be doubted

j., Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:42 (six years ago)

Tbh, I don't know enough about the history of Watergate to be able to compare.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles)

well this isn't actually 1974 but it's similar enough that it's fascinating to see the parallels. nixon, as far as "the final days" has it, was absolutely convinced that the smoking gun tape exonerated him. now i'm sure nixon was a hell of a lot more intelligent than our current president, but i'm not sure intelligence factors into it, just the unrestricted ability for self-delusion... which nixon unquestionably had.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:43 (six years ago)

lol

Mr. President, don't do this. It looks like an attempt to obstruct justice, which is itself impeachable.

Alternatively, it makes you look small and weak. People will laugh at you. Don't go there, @realDonaldTrump.

— Sam Wang (@SamWangPhD) September 29, 2019

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:54 (six years ago)

tweet thread eerily echoing the trial of tim heidecker again

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:56 (six years ago)

lol he thinks his right is to meet his accuser

j., Monday, 30 September 2019 00:05 (six years ago)

Grab 'Em By The Whistle!

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 September 2019 00:10 (six years ago)

ok, wtf is with him calling the phone call "perfect" over and over? this has gone on for days now

He has an extremely limited vocabulary, and does not have any ability to actually determine what is good or bad in any situation.

Like his murmuring “classy” over and over in the 1980s to convince idiots that his repugnantly tacky taste in decor was a mark of quality. He inherently believed that because it came from him, the grotesque obviousness of the tackiness indeed was classy, but ALSO believed that by repeating it over and over, people he thought were dumber than him would be persuaded of this. Here, he said all the words he intended to say, and another person gave him specific praise that he had asked to hear as an affirmation, therefore the call was perfect.

His greatest frustration as President is that everyone he comes in contact with no longer pretends to be dumber than him, so his repetition becomes more frenzied. He knows no other way of making his desires manifest, and has always thrown tantrums when they don’t.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 30 September 2019 00:12 (six years ago)

Whistleblower under federal protection, reportedly. Which means ... Barr. Who did so well with Epstein.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 00:32 (six years ago)

well he/she is a spy, and we know how they used to handle spies in the good old days

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:38 (six years ago)

I almost think he may not have bothered to read it himself and has no idea what he said.

Based on what he's done in the past, I think knows pretty exactly what he said, but he truly believes that the fact he did not literally spell out the quid-pro-quo, but instead merely hinted at it, insinuated it, and implied it, and had his surrogates like Giuliani repeatedly do the same song and dance to Zelinsky for months on end, means that he's covered his ass and can't be held legally liable for what he did. He somehow thinks that preserving that tiny fig leaf means he can claim 'perfect' innocence and everyone has to take him at his word.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 September 2019 03:09 (six years ago)

i've been hearing the call was perfect

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:21 (six years ago)

I was doing some reading on Joe McCarthy and noticed that his reign of demagoguery and disinformation lasted exactly 4 years, 4 months—from 1950 speech about communists at State to “have you no sense of decency?” It‘s been 4 years, 3 1/2 months since Trump’s announcement speech.

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) September 30, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 11:48 (six years ago)

rly makes u think

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:51 (six years ago)

At least that would be a step in the right direction for the internet.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:07 (six years ago)

exhuming mccarthy

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:10 (six years ago)

New Quinnipiac poll: Do you think President Trump should be impeached and removed from office?

NOW
Yes 47%
No 47%

LAST WEEK
Yes 37%
No 57%

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) September 30, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 30 September 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

that's a very encouraging trend, but those numbers aren't yet decisive enough to strike dread into the hearts of republican senators. still, good news.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:29 (six years ago)

lmao this is convincing

Dems have already made up their mind that Trump is guilty, so they should just hold the impeachment vote now and get it over with. Spare us the sham hearings, the “investigations,” and the ridiculous grandstanding that will surely accompany them. @FDRLST https://t.co/GbHENeOJJA

— John Daniel Davidson (@johnddavidson) September 30, 2019

JoeStork, Monday, 30 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

John Daniel Davidson has already made up his mind that Trump is innocent, so we should spare him the need to examine any new facts uncovered during any future investigations. He will only resort to ridiculous hand waving to dismiss them anyway.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:36 (six years ago)

WaPo quotes a retired teacher who “expressed nervousness” about impeachment. 27 years ago, she appeared in a Post piece about her husband, who was waging a legal battle to clear the name of his dad, a convicted Nazi collaborator pic.twitter.com/0diCXTFLgZ

— b r a d (@bshoup) September 30, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

uh oh, more breaking crimes

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/us/politics/trump-australia-barr-mueller.html

WASHINGTON — President Trump pushed the Australian prime minister during a recent telephone call to help Attorney General William P. Barr gather information for a Justice Department inquiry that Mr. Trump hopes will discredit the Mueller investigation, according to two American officials with knowledge of the call.

The White House restricted access to the call’s transcript to a small group of the president’s aides, one of the officials said, an unusual decision that is similar to the handling of a July call with the Ukrainian president that is at the heart of House Democrats’ impeachment inquiry into Mr. Trump. Like that call, the discussion with Prime Minister Scott Morrison of Australia shows the extent to which Mr. Trump sees the attorney general as a critical partner in his goal to show that the Mueller investigation had corrupt and partisan origins, and the extent that Mr. Trump sees the Justice Department inquiry as a potential way to gain leverage over America’s closest allies.

And like the call with the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, the discussion with Mr. Morrison shows the president using high-level diplomacy to advance his personal political interests.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

in previous eras, the main actors would have the dignity and self-awareness to resign in shame. it is amazing that bill barr hasn't stepped down already. in this era, you go down kicking and screaming and then start your own tv network which says you're always right

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:29 (six years ago)

i'm guessing that call will be rated... near perfect?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

starting to think that Mueller might have been incompetent

frogbs, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

i hope that whoever reads the transcript in congress does so in an aussie accent

mookieproof, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

vol 2 of the mueller report is just one long list of things trump did and is doing that are clearly misdemeanors and high crimes. no one read the fucking report. even the people on the news will offhandedly say that this new ukraine scandal kicks ass because the primary document sources are so short, compared to the unreadable, war and peace on steroids, completely incomprehensible, impossible mueller report

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

Btw if anyone’s been seeing the latest messaging from the Federalist et al regarding supposed recent changes in whistleblower policy you will be shocked to learn it’s all bullshit https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-shows-russian-trolls-how-its-done-with-trump-inspector-general-whistleblower-smear

JoeStork, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

Just to back up: So it looks like the President, the Attorney General, and the Secretary of State are all implicated in a criminal conspiracy?

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) September 30, 2019

been out of touch a bit , what's going on now ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:59 (six years ago)

more of the usual or something new ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:00 (six years ago)

oh Australian PM doesn't want to be left out i see

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:01 (six years ago)

Barr should resign, but I wish he would recuse first, just to see Trump's reaction.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:04 (six years ago)

oh more cool stuff

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo took part in the Trump phone call with Ukraine's leader, a senior State Department official said https://t.co/twUmCMapOu

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) September 30, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:09 (six years ago)

interesting Monday! this is a great start to infrastructureimpeachment week .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:12 (six years ago)

and where are the tax returns?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:14 (six years ago)

did we post this?

JUST IN: Mitch McConnell says Senate will put Trump on trial if House impeacheshttps://t.co/YL7H5T2TEP

— Axios (@axios) September 30, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:15 (six years ago)

Sounds like good ship Barr has sprung some leaks.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

well then that is a complete and obvious inevitibility. (xp)

akm, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:27 (six years ago)

how many republican senators do we need to convince to remove, if we assume all Dems and the two independents will vote to convict? My count is 28.

akm, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:44 (six years ago)

McConnell implies he’d rush a vote through though—acquitting with little pain to the president

treeship., Monday, 30 September 2019 21:45 (six years ago)

lol remember this

Unless Bill Barr -- a former Attorney General under George H. W. Bush and a widely esteemed member of the DC legal establishment -- is one of the most blatantly sociopathic liars on the face of Earth, the Trump/Russia conspiracy theory is officially dead

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) April 18, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 30 September 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

Where’s Greenwald’s take

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 September 2019 22:52 (six years ago)

OK, so if Rudy or any of these chumps ignore these subpoenas, like so many others have, what then?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 September 2019 23:16 (six years ago)

then the Sergeant at Arms of the United States House of Representatives is immediately granted the right to use lethal force to obtain any information that is missing

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:21 (six years ago)

real answer, i don't know. turns out the US Constitution didn't provide much guidance on how to deal with an administration of trolls

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:22 (six years ago)

The WaPo pays Kathleen Parker to write a political opinion column, officially making her a political pundit with wide national exposure. Today my benighted local newspaper printed one of her columns in which she frets that, although Trump's actions in regard to extorting the Ukraine to investigate Biden and his son were "inherently corrupt" but that said actions "didn't break any campaign finance laws" and might not break any federal statute, thus making his corruption entirely legal and therefore not grounds for impeachment.

This is now officially the stupidest and most ignorant take on this that I have yet encountered. I can only dread whatever greater stupidity will inevitably supersede it.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:23 (six years ago)

HOW GOOD IS COLLUSION!!!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c_UO5PCklY

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:44 (six years ago)

looks like Anthony Kenndy

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:45 (six years ago)

I voted No because if we impeach Trump will get mad

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:50 (six years ago)

if a video went up showing Trump eating poop, we would get millions of people eating poop to own the libs

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:52 (six years ago)

Wasn't that the plot of Pink Flamingos?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:03 (six years ago)

exhuming mccarthy

disturbance at the orange house

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:13 (six years ago)

Omg Moodles

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:20 (six years ago)

if Rudy or any of these chumps ignore these subpoenas, like so many others have, what then?

This is that thing where we notice that Congress doesn't have an army at its disposal again. Pretty much all the people with guns work for the President.

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:30 (six years ago)

Jesus fuck a pig, Joe Hockey (the second-dumbest man in the government, until he left for a massive government sinecure) promised in writing to assist in finding evidence of this non-existent crime, and threw Downer under the bus for good measure

BREAKING: Australian Ambassador Joe Hockey’s May 2019 letter to US Attorney General offering to assist with investigation @9NewsAUS @TheTodayShow pic.twitter.com/rhotnG00Dh

— Kerrie Yaxley (@KerrieYaxley) September 30, 2019

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:35 (six years ago)

that's a very encouraging trend, but those numbers aren't yet decisive enough to strike dread into the hearts of republican senators. still, good news.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, September 30, 2019 2:29 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

What poll numbers would it take for 19 republican senators to fear their reelection enough to vote to convict? There are only 23 republican senators up in 2020. I don't think that necessarily means impeachment is a bad tactic, but everyone realizes it is nearly impossible that he will actually be removed from office this way, right?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:00 (six years ago)

Nah we never thought of that, good looking out

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:02 (six years ago)

i thought of it but i really appreciate the reminder, good looking out

j., Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:06 (six years ago)

ii think it's pretty unlikely he'll get removed but it's nice to dream. no reason not to drag him through shit for the next six months nonstop anyway and taint the republican brand for the next 25 years.

akm, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:12 (six years ago)

It's a good point that he probably won't be removed, so Trump should probably stop freaking out, huh?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:13 (six years ago)

wondered for the first time today if the corruption of this administration will all spill out

Dan S, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:14 (six years ago)

I’ve been hoping the whole thing makes him so panicked and angry that he strokes out and spends the rest of his life mutely drooling down his cheap, cartoonishly long tie. His twitter feed is fueling that hope. Go, Nancy, go!

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:18 (six years ago)

ii think it's pretty unlikely he'll get removed but it's nice to dream. no reason not to drag him through shit for the next six months nonstop anyway and taint the republican brand for the next 25 years.


can the brand be tainted tho?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:20 (six years ago)

I remember someone joking that he will be the first president in history who will have less named after him after he leaves office than he did before.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:26 (six years ago)

I just want him to stroke out and die

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:32 (six years ago)

I would much rather he be prosecuted, lose what of his wealth isn’t imaginary, have to make restitution for emoluments, and be imprisoned.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:37 (six years ago)

I mean that's my preference but given the unlikelihood of it happening i prefer the one thing he can't actually bounce back from

Until McConnell Weekend at Bernies him I guess

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:41 (six years ago)

My opinion applies to Trump, too.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:49 (six years ago)

ii think it's pretty unlikely he'll get removed but it's nice to dream. no reason not to drag him through shit for the next six months nonstop anyway and taint the republican brand for the next 25 years.

― akm, Monday, September 30, 2019 9:12 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean that seems exceedingly unlikely too. And if it's over fast I also don't see it having much impact on 2020? Doesn't it need to be at the forefront of people's minds to actually impact his chances or the senate races?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:54 (six years ago)

um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode

i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:18 (six years ago)

and therefore...

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

they can just add it to the impeachment tab

i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:30 (six years ago)

and then...

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:36 (six years ago)

leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate

i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

And then along came Jones

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:46 (six years ago)

He'll inevitably commit more crimes since he already has done since whenever the last one we heard about.
Would be good if the general malaise in the GOP that leaf to him being allowed to be President had a chance to be addressed as well as the corruption that's become visible during his incumbency. I would be worried that he is going to be treated as an individual bad apple and not a symptom of wider ill. So if he is thrown under the bus everything else gets left as is.
Would love to see McConnell gone cos things will be as bad as they were before if he remains. Would also love to see GOP recognising it has a problem and reforming itself. Utopian innit.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 06:54 (six years ago)

bizarro world watergate: the President confessing his crimes on a daily basis, scrappy WP/NYT journos trying to figure out which of his underlings cooperated

looking forward to the movie with a couple of Woodward-Bernstein types figuring out "It goes all the way to the BOTTOM!" and nailing WH janitor

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:08 (six years ago)

The unindicted co-conspirator is going to be the people who were saying things.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

looking forward to the movie with a couple of Woodward-Bernstein types figuring out "It goes all the way to the BOTTOM!" and nailing WH janitor

sounds hawt

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:46 (six years ago)

WTF Is a “perfect” phone call ? God damn this is stupid!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

I keep coming back to that too. Impeachable offense on its own, imo

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

"Perfect" phone call is when the mark gives you his SSN

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

so frustrating that we're still getting a deluge of articles on how this will "backfire on the Dems" in 2020. wasn't the prime motivator for Dem voters to turn out in 2018 "if we take the House, we can actually hold him accountable for his crimes"? and didn't the Dems wind up winning a ton of House seats based on that premise? so why would actually doing what people voted for you to do turn off your base?

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:03 (six years ago)

I don't think turning off the base is what they worry about. It's turning off the purple district voters.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:09 (six years ago)

i just don't get being SO COMMITTED to our current political system that literally every decision is viewed through the realm of how it will affect THE NEXT ELECTION

fucking hell people, that's just plain sick

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

okay

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:41 (six years ago)

Horse races and theater criticism are all some pundits have, rusho

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:42 (six years ago)

There is literally no other way in which this impeachment process will have any impact on anything.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:54 (six years ago)

The next election will be held inside (what's left of) our current political system.

Currently, elections determine who has power to do shit. Including fix/change the political system.

People who want more good things to be done (and fewer bad things) need to obtain the power to do those things. The means of obtaining power will likely be... an election.

Also, if better people don't get elected, worse people continue to hold power. And hurt people with it!

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:54 (six years ago)

i mean i feel like the best thing such people can do for Democracy is developing a sudden all-consuming yen for Japan World Cup videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oui9Xdh6r0

...or perhaps writing extensive exegeses on progressive rock.

i mean, whatever, people are going to do whatever makes them happy, i guess, even if it makes some of the rest of us very, very tired, and it's not like i'm actually helping by posting Japan World Cup videos to one of the proliferation of I Love Politics clusterfuck threads. at the same time, i guess i'm really only hurting myself. i suppose one day i will finally learn once and for all to not talk politics ever, and then the internet can have its perfect punditocracy, the Imperial Senate it so deeply desires.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:57 (six years ago)

Maybe we just need more people to remind us that the Senate is really unlikely to vote their guy out

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:59 (six years ago)

People who want more good things to be done (and fewer bad things) need to obtain the power to do those things. The means of obtaining power will likely be... an election.

Also, if better people don't get elected, worse people continue to hold power. And hurt people with it!

― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin)

that's a great point, ymp, i definitely would suggest you vote in the next election, preferably for whatever candidate is not named Donald J. Trump. i would not suggest anybody worry about how what you or anybody else does will affect what _other people_, people whose decisions and opinions you have no control over, will do in november of 2020, because that way lies madness.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:00 (six years ago)

when roberts cj shows at senate pulls off his mask and it's the joker, then shrugs and yells "WHEN EVERYONE IS GUILTY IT'S JUST TIME TO CALL FOR A DO-OVER WITH PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALDO" i won't be surprised really.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

A doodoo over

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:45 (six years ago)

a re-pee-t performance, if you will

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:10 (six years ago)

i agree with rushomancy. everyone's favorite hobby over the past three years has been making predictions about how such and such an event will affect votes well down the line. almost always, these predictions are wrong.

treeship., Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

I don't know--how many times have we voted for President in the past three years?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

The 2020 Democratic primaries thread has a lot of discussion about what might happen in future elections, but that is what that thread is for. The other US politics threads don't fit that description very closely.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:36 (six years ago)

afaics, the most common remark about 'how an event will affect future voting' is someone saying that, no matter what horrifying thing Trump did or idiotic thing Trump said, it won't faze his base or make them vote against him. That seems like safe enough prediction, but until there is an election, it hasn't been proved either right or wrong.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

it's been a while, my recollection is the reason people used to give for paying attention to polls is that once the president's approval ratings hit 30% the republican party was going to start abandoning him

i'm not going to foreclose on the theoretical possibility that the president's approval ratings might get as low as 30% but it's pretty clear at this point that nobody knows if or what might possibly cause that to happen, god the president's approval ratings are the most stable thing in this entire fucking country right now. maybe that's what annoys me, it's not people treating politics as a game, it's that it's the most boring game in the goddamn world next to "what if the nazis won world war ii"

none of us will ever be as good at being paranoid liberal whitey as pkd was, at our best we can approximate david crosby, and honestly does anybody really want to be david crosby?

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:03 (six years ago)

You're worrying about this shit, i.e. approval ratings, more than is necessary. Think of 2018 and voter turnout.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

i'm not _worried_ per se i'm trying to understand people who give any sort of a shit about approval ratings, and the best i can get is that if you're bound and determined to see a repeat of 1974 (i'm not) the only way that will happen is if the approval ratings hit 30%. personally i'm not looking for "principled" republicans to "save democracy". nothing wrong with waiting for godot, as long as every other word out of your mouth isn't something along the lines of "I just heard a noise, is that Godot? I feel like he's going to be here any minute now."

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:20 (six years ago)

Wait, did you hear Godot coming?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 06:28 (six years ago)

Pelosi will hold a news conference Wednesday to outline the immediate steps Democrats plan to take during the House’s two-week break, which lasts until Oct. 15.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 11:08 (six years ago)

Wait, did you hear Godot coming?

― plax (ico)

i farted

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 11:20 (six years ago)

i'm embarrassed that i was fooled by mcconnell's recent statement that the senate would have "no choice" but to take up impeachment hearings if the house votes to impeach.

WASHINGTON — Senator Mitch McConnell’s comment this week that the Senate would be forced to “take up” articles of impeachment from the House had the capital in a swirl, bracing for a full-blown Senate trial of President Trump. But as things now stand, any trial would likely be swift, ending in dismissal of the accusations.

While the focus was on the statement by Mr. McConnell, the majority leader, that the Senate would have “no choice” but to begin an impeachment proceeding, it was his next line that might have been more telling: “How long you are on it is a whole different matter.”

The fusty rules of the Senate make clear that Republicans could not unilaterally stonewall articles of impeachment of Mr. Trump as they did the Supreme Court nomination of Merrick B. Garland. But Mr. McConnell’s declaration suggests the Republican-controlled Senate could move expeditiously to toss them out if Republicans conclude the House impeachment is meritless, or a strictly partisan affair.

“I don’t think they could just duck it,” said Donald A. Ritchie, historian emeritus of the Senate. “It is a constitutional responsibility. When you look at the weight of history, I think they would feel they have to do something. They would have to decide how abbreviated they wanted to make it.”

these slimy bastards

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

From what I heard the Senate could hold a vote on whether to take the House indictment to trial, that this would be a 51-vote to win vote, and that in case there was a tie Pence would not be able to break it--CJ Roberts would decided whether the trial went forward.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:06 (six years ago)

I kinda don't see how that helps them or hurts us (at least in terms of November 2020), but okay.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

Voting to quash the trial rather than voting to acquit Trump is probably a safer bet for GOP Senators

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:16 (six years ago)

i think for the republicans it's the better of two bad options, politically speaking. they can either hold a weeks/months-long trial with the entire administration's crimes in the spotlight only to cravenly vote not guilty in the end, or they can cut the whole thing short and pretend it's not a problem. they can't vote "guilty" because trump is their party, now. better for them to head to 2020 elections with impeachment in the rear window and bullshit attack ads talking about the failed coup against trump, which will rile up a portion of their base, then to let dozens of republican administration stooges take the stand and embarrass themselves for weeks on end.

really, the only loser here is democracy, integrity, truth, bullshit things like that

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

maybe the democrats can convince clint eastwood to lecture an empty chair, standing in as trump and his associates, in lieu of a trial

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:21 (six years ago)

trump said the s word

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:06 (six years ago)

"sorry"?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

snakes

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

bot will change to sharks

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

I see that he's calling it a coup now. Cool.

If for no other reason, we need to impeach the lobotomized six-year-old for repeatedly shouting 'FIRE!' in a goddamn crowded theater.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

high pranks and misty diapers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:19 (six years ago)

bullsharks on the way

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

Confirmed: A source familiar tells me the State Department IG briefing on the Hill is about retaliation against State Department officials who are trying to cooperate with House Democrats.

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) October 2, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 19:54 (six years ago)

as in, the IG is reporting on incidents of retaliation, or threats of retaliation against State employees from higher-ups at the dept? or as in "we're gonna retaliate like hell against anyone who opens their mouth?" haven't seen any clarification on that

tobo73, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

he's the IG, so the former. unless the IG has gone rogue, which i would normally think is impossible, but in this dimension

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! pic.twitter.com/QQYTqG4KTt

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2019

holy shit

gbx, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:38 (six years ago)

An aside: In the past two weeks, the future historical appraisal of Trump's presidency moved from 3rd worst to 2nd worst. It's going to take his own civil war before he dislodges Buchanan for the top spot.

I'm hoping its just a few nutters with ARs, and Trump-related domestic casualties will remain in 3-digit territory. I'm fearing worse.

Anyway, the sort of premonitions that have cost me sleepless nights finally leaked into the mainstream media with Thomas B. Edsall's Will Trump Ever Leave the White House? on the NYT editorial page.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:41 (six years ago)

never would have taken donnie for a nickelback fan

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:51 (six years ago)

Trump sounded a lot like Jack Lemmon in The Out of Towners today, brandishing his list of people he plans to sue.

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

Xxpost do we have to see a OMG WILL TRUMP LEAVE IF HE LOSES hot take every month. Who enjoys being fearful of this shit daily when there's no possible way we can know until it happens

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 22:50 (six years ago)

Solid gold comment Clementine - ‘Serpentine! Serpentine!’

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 22:59 (six years ago)

Clemenza, I mean

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:00 (six years ago)

Thanks, but I think you're mixing up The Out of Towners with The In-Laws.

Trump calling himself a "stable genius" (so we don't get him confused with the Delmore Schwartzes and Syd Barrets of the world) counts as the Maximum Possible Error, like when Sports Illustrated picked the '87 Indians to win the World Series and they finished with the worst record in baseball.

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:10 (six years ago)

And weird is still possible: a tweet with "BULLSHIT" in all caps, but censoring himself on "blank-strap."

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:20 (six years ago)

Like William Styron, Trump often fears he will meet the same fate as Delmore Schwartz.

treeship., Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:27 (six years ago)

He thinks about Delmore all the time.0

treeship., Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:27 (six years ago)

Wait i was thinking of randall jarrell

treeship., Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:29 (six years ago)

Oof. And i thought trump was the illiterate one.

treeship., Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:29 (six years ago)

Somehow it really bothers me he didn’t shake the Finnish president’s hand - oh, I guess about the same as when he crossed the NK DMZ - this dude is nutso.

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:38 (six years ago)

Is he still doing the excessive handshake thing he was getting notice for a couple of years ago or are people avoiding it.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:49 (six years ago)

no, now he's patting thighs

Dan S, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 23:57 (six years ago)

sorry for that post, struggling to comprehend all of it

Dan S, Thursday, 3 October 2019 00:25 (six years ago)

Like William Styron, Trump often fears he will meet the same fate as Delmore Schwartz.

― treeship.

to have a velvet underground song dedicated to him? i think he's out of the woods on that one

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 00:30 (six years ago)

I think schwarz essentially drank himself to death in the chelsea hotel. I had confused him with jarrell, who purposefully walked into traffic, and who william styron talks about in his book about depression.

Anyway, trump will resign for the good of the country and then devote the rest of his life to making amends, voluteering his time and fortune to a good cause.

treeship., Thursday, 3 October 2019 00:44 (six years ago)

Like the Grinch, he’ll die a beloved figure and no one will even remember he tried to steal Christmas.

treeship., Thursday, 3 October 2019 00:45 (six years ago)

I think schwarz essentially drank himself to death in the chelsea hotel. I had confused him with jarrell, who purposefully walked into traffic, and who william styron talks about in his book about depression.

― treeship.

can't imagine the poet who wrote "the death of the ball turret gunner" could possibly have any mental health issues

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 00:47 (six years ago)

about the IG briefing this afternoon:

The State Department Inspector General briefed congressional staff and a member of Congress Wednesday on a mysterious packet of Ukraine-related “disinformation,” according to a member of Congress, that had landed on the watchdog’s desk.

House Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) told reporters that Inspector General Steve Linick did not discuss alleged retaliation against State Department employees for cooperating with Congress, as some outlets had reported the meeting was expected to be about.

Rather Linick provided for the attendees the unclassified packet, which the official said was provided to him by the State Department’s legal counsel after if started circulating around the Department in May, according to Raskin.

The packet appeared to have White House calligraphy and was addressed to Secretary Pompeo.

apparently there's good reason to believe the bogus package of disinformation is the product of one rudy giuliani, and that pompeo played an active role in circulating it around state:

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-rudy-dossier

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 01:36 (six years ago)

isn't there any hero

Dan S, Thursday, 3 October 2019 02:22 (six years ago)

feels like there should be at least one person with a conscience in all of this

Dan S, Thursday, 3 October 2019 02:25 (six years ago)

As a befuddled bystander, the heroism I consider somewhat noteworthy are those elements of the media who are able to maintain some objectivity while sticking to the pertinent facts of the matter. I maintain that Twitter in particular really has been a big fucking mistake, at least in its current guise. No props to FB or any of the other social media culprits either.

I'm a leftist somewhere near the Bernie camp and personally I've lately been convinced that despite my reservations of the political effectiveness of impeachment that it is now a historical necessity, if only to put this shit on the record. The phone call was where have him really crossing the line, and without this unironically brave hero of a whistleblower it too could have easily blown over like every other ill wind in this shitstorm.

viborg, Thursday, 3 October 2019 05:14 (six years ago)

In what should have been the least surprising development ever, the New York Times twisted a story about Schiff following procedure into something weird, and gave the right the ammunition they needed. Great job all around.

Frederik B, Thursday, 3 October 2019 08:01 (six years ago)

Campos has some good ideas about how to read the numbers: http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2019/10/poll-finds-nearly-two-thirds-of-americans-dont-oppose-removing-trump-via-impeachment-and-conviction

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 October 2019 13:47 (six years ago)

Just to be clear, Trump is currently, this morning, calling on foreign leaders to investigate Biden in the midst of an impeachment proceeding about whether he has encouraged foreign leaders to investigate Biden

— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 3, 2019

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:55 (six years ago)

it's kind of classic trump: just do the thing, openly, that everyone is saying is wrong and illegal, while making the argument that it's fine (and later, that everyone else lied)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:55 (six years ago)

every now and then I step back and think: This is exactly the kind of shit we expected when Trump got elected. In fact, it's not even as bad as what we expected.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:57 (six years ago)

He's just forcing Republicans to support these things, and they will, gladly.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:13 (six years ago)

very trump 2019 video clips:

President Trump says he wants both Ukraine and China to investigate Joe Biden and his son https://t.co/61W3znhPM1 pic.twitter.com/dhC0tXKhww

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) October 3, 2019

2/3 of the screen is given over to debunking the thing that he's screaming about, once again, over the deafening roar of helicopter blades

the aesthetic of this presidency is fucking disgusting

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:15 (six years ago)

At least it turned out that he's too craven to actually declare war on anyone.

xpost

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:15 (six years ago)

i know he's a teetotaler, but is he in the "god, someone please punch me *sobs* just punch me in the fucking face and in the niiiight *barf*" part of the blackout drunk night?

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:21 (six years ago)

if yer gonna do crimes, do them daily on TV

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

maybe Trump would be more chill if he’d had a drink or two in his life

or, alternatively, maybe his heart & liver would have given out by now.

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:24 (six years ago)

i get as annoyed at the attempts to psychologically evaluate trump as anyone else does

BUT

doesn't he exactly resemble a, say, 8-year-old spoiled shithead brat who never really gets in trouble? it's like he's begging for punishment! seriously

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:24 (six years ago)

a drunken trump would be even worse, so imo he needs to smoke some fucking weed

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:24 (six years ago)

Didn't his older brother drink himself to death? You've got to imagine that might have fucked him up. If he was a normal human being that is - which, of course, he isn't.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:27 (six years ago)

Trump may not drink, his surrogates otoh...

Last night on Fox Business, Corey Lewandowski looked so drunk that even the host asked him, "did you have a little Merlot with dinner?" pic.twitter.com/cvsBDztNUn

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) October 3, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

The fuzz brought him in for indecent exposure, and they expected his vehement claims of innocence but the simultaneous and incessant dick-waggling is making them question everything they thought they understood about human behavior and how reality is supposed to function.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

Didn't his older brother drink himself to death? You've got to imagine that might have fucked him up

normally i'd imagine that to be the case, but in the case of the trump family i'm sure fuckface was just informed that his inheritance just increased 20%

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

anyway, fun detail on this morning's latest impeachable offense: trade talks with china are set to resume next week. does anyone have any doubt that (if Xi were 1% as dumb as trump) if China did provide any investigative assistance with biden, trump would make a deal with them on trade?

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:34 (six years ago)

"hey china, we're in the middle of a years-long trade war that i started that affects billions of people - will you do me a political favor?"

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:34 (six years ago)

It is not in China's interest to help Trump, more likely they want him out of office so they can have a more sensible/predictable negotiating partner

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:36 (six years ago)

what would be funny is if they goaded him into making his situation worse - ie, "sure, we'll help you out, can you please spell out exactly what the quid-pro-quo you want is please? Also, speak clearly into this microphone...."

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

It is not in China's interest to help Trump, more likely they want him out of office so they can have a more sensible/predictable negotiating partner

exactly - i'm sure they're counting the days to nov 2020 just like all of us. it's hilariously sad that trump doesn't realize he's blown all his leverage

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:38 (six years ago)

every now and then I step back and think: This is exactly the kind of shit we expected when Trump got elected. In fact, it's not even as bad as what we expected.

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, October 3, 2019 10:57 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean I guess not as bad in that he hasn't yet started a new war, but I really didn't think he would so purposefully destabilize things internationally. He's made new wars more likely on multiple fronts and is really much worse even than what I expected.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:38 (six years ago)

"if i did it you wanted quid pro quo"

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

Did she say that she loves this country so much that she would like to hug it 'til it squeaks? Because that's equally if not more weird than Lewandowski slurring a few words. Like, I truly can't tell the difference between his little rant there and any other talking head on Fox, so why did she single him out?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

because they're all crabs in the bucket at the end of the day

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

Kennedy tells Lewandowski he sounds a bit "Biden-esque", but isn't Biden teetotal?

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

No! he's a secret drunkard! He pours Negronis into his O'Doul's!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 October 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

he only drinks o'douls (0.4% ABV), but he drinks around 20 to 30 of them a day

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

O'Doul riles!

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 October 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

Oops

No quid pro quo? Bill Taylor, the top US diplomat to Ukraine, certainly thought there was. "I think it's crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign," he texted to fellow diplomats -- texts Kurt Volker just gave to Congress. https://t.co/apYDBshJTL

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 3, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:24 (six years ago)

deep state department

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

GOP will certainly just focus on the response to that text, by trump's ambassador to the EU:

In the exchange, obtained by ABC News, the concerns are expressed by Bill Taylor, the top U.S. diplomat to Ukraine. Gordon Sondland, the United States Ambassador to the European Union, responds to Taylor, saying, "Bill, I believe you are incorrect about President Trump’s intentions. The President has been crystal clear: no quid pro quo’s of any kind. The President is trying to evaluate whether Ukraine is truly going to adopt the transparency and reforms that President Zelensky promised during his campaign."

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:31 (six years ago)

I'm shocked you'd even suggest that, Bill

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

- SEND -

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

The President is trying to evaluate whether Ukraine is truly going to adopt the transparency and reforms that President Zelensky promised during his campaign."

How odd that Trump's "evaluation" was going to be based on whether or not Zelensky did him the "favor" of investigating someone who happens to be the leading contender to oppose him?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:02 (six years ago)

do the bidens even have any connection to china? or is it just that every country in the world should be investigating them?

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

I am not a federal prosecutor but this apparently widely-disseminated direction that “if you don’t say it in so many words there’s no crime!” seems... like magical thinking?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:26 (six years ago)

it's the I didn't do it boy!

StanM, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:52 (six years ago)

the playground argument reaches the crucial moment of "nuh uh!"

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:55 (six years ago)

Ignorance of law excuses not. Unless you're prez, in which case shine on, you crazy diamond.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:14 (six years ago)

New USA Today poll:

Americans support House *impeaching* Trump by 45-38

They support *Senate conviction and removal* by 44-35 (!)

Note: 30% of Republicans say pressure on Ukraine to smear Biden is an abuse of power.

And it's early. More will come out.https://t.co/nIaJRZgP7E

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) October 3, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 01:08 (six years ago)

mitt romney has 45% concerns

mookieproof, Friday, 4 October 2019 01:15 (six years ago)

McConnell not sure about steak or chicken for dinner.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 4 October 2019 01:36 (six years ago)

do the bidens even have any connection to china? or is it just that every country in the world should be investigating them?

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 3, 2019 1:21 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*tim heidecker voice* investigate the china connection!!!

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 4 October 2019 01:37 (six years ago)

re: mookieproof's “do the Bidens even have any connection to China?” I'm not knowledgeable about financial matters but I found this:

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trump-says-hunter-biden-walks-out-of-china-with-1-5-billion-bidens-lawyer-says-thats-not-true/

“Hunter Biden did travel with his father on Air Force Two to China on Dec. 4, 2013.

Twelve days later, Hunter Biden joined the board of a just-formed investment advisory firm, known as BHR, whose partners included Chinese entities. Affiliates of the advisory firm said they planned to raise $1.5 billion.
Some media reports over the past five years have described Hunter Biden as an owner of a private equity company that sought to raise that amount.

However, George Mesires, a lawyer for Hunter Biden, said in an interview earlier this year that his client’s role has been misconstrued. He said Hunter Biden was on the board of the advisory firm that did not directly invest, but instead advised those who did.

Moreover, Mesires said, it was not until October 2017 that Hunter Biden acquired a financial stake in BHR. Hunter Biden bought a 10 percent equity interest that was worth $430,000 in July, Mesires said. At least half of the firm’s stake is owned by Chinese entities, according to business records.

Mesires, asked about the matter in July, said: “To date, Mr. Biden has not received any return or compensation on account of this investment or his position on the board of directors. The characterization of Mr. Biden as owning a $1.5 billion private equity firm funded by the Chinese seriously misconstrues Mr. Biden’s role with BHR.””

Dan S, Friday, 4 October 2019 01:40 (six years ago)

Is anyone else feeling an increasing sense of dread the more this shit spins out of control? It seems like the prevailing mood is "aha, we got him now!" but these blatant calls for foreign intervention are forcing Republicans into a position where they either have to accept straight up lawlessness and a Trump dictatorship or go against their team. We all know which way they'll go.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:18 (six years ago)

NEW: Text messages from Kurt Volker (US Special Envoy to Ukraine), Bill Taylor (top US diplomat in Kyiv), Gordon Sondland (US ambo to EU), Andriy Yermak (advisor to Zelensky).
1. Taylor relays Z’s reluctance to become “instrument in Washington domestic, reelection politics.” pic.twitter.com/WhfAnu8ktd

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 4, 2019

... (Eazy), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

🚨 🚨 Bill Taylor to Sondland: "Are we now saying that security assistance and WH meeting are conditioned on investigations?" pic.twitter.com/sAEETFY51Q

— Jacqueline Alemany (@JaxAlemany) October 4, 2019

come on!!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:21 (six years ago)

Republicans would never accept an outright dictatorship, they will just accept varying degrees of the President breaking the law and simply say he isn't.

Xxpost

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

If you say so...

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

That isn't less scarier per se

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:28 (six years ago)

At a certain point, "let the president do whatever he wants while the majority of Americans become disenfranchised" is indistinguishable from a dictatorship.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:35 (six years ago)

"Is anyone else feeling an increasing sense of dread the more this shit spins out of control? " yes definitely

Dan S, Friday, 4 October 2019 03:36 (six years ago)

Is anyone else feeling an increasing sense of dread the more this shit spins out of control? It seems like the prevailing mood is "aha, we got him now!" but these blatant calls for foreign intervention are forcing Republicans into a position where they either have to accept straight up lawlessness and a Trump dictatorship or go against their team. We all know which way they'll go.

claiming this is a coup and flirting with the idea of Civil War really does scare me, think shit has the potential to get really bad before it'll get any better

frogbs, Friday, 4 October 2019 03:37 (six years ago)

jesus those texts... grudging credit to sondland for knowing what not to commit to recoverable media

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:44 (six years ago)

It just so obviously flagrant and out in the open, but the line is going to be that the president can ask a country to investigate election interference and that's that.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:47 (six years ago)

only if it's a Republican though

frogbs, Friday, 4 October 2019 03:50 (six years ago)

Well, yeah. But the way I look at it, this is all so blatant and clear as day that if Republicans accept it, we essentially are now a dictatorship and we shouldn't worry about another party taking power any time soon.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:52 (six years ago)

At least the Mueller report was long and convoluted enough to where you could semi-reasonably pretend that it was 200 pages of criminal activity.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:55 (six years ago)

*wasn't

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:55 (six years ago)

Well, yeah. But the way I look at it, this is all so blatant and clear as day that if Republicans accept it, we essentially are now a dictatorship and we shouldn't worry about another party taking power any time soon.


*puts on MAGA hat*

...and are there any... negative effects?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 October 2019 03:58 (six years ago)

There's a really fringy element out there who might initiate violence, which would of course be a very bad thing, but there's nothing in Trump's agenda comparable to the slavery issue that could foment another full-blown US civil war if he's impeached and successfully removed from office (fat chance of that), unless that war is a couple of decades of further deepened divisions from now. What we're more likely to get are smoldering resentments that play out in tribal national politics for a while until new issues finally intervene to make all this look like ancient and irrelevant history.

Look how long people actively resented Clinton's impeachment and the 2000 'hanging chad' election. Maybe three years, with a lingering tail for a decade at most. Look at the Merrett Garland affair and how much it affects politics today. Not much at all, except for the general sense of Republicans as dirty players who hit below the belt.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:00 (six years ago)

I don't necessarily think an all out war will happen, but I think a peaceful transfer of power following a Democratic victory next year may not happen either.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:06 (six years ago)

Look how long people actively resented Clinton's impeachment and the 2000 'hanging chad' election. Maybe three years, with a lingering tail for a decade at most...

aw c’mon I still actively resent that bullshit

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:06 (six years ago)

I keep thinking about a recent Adam Serwer article that spelled out the fact that Republicans see their own unlawful actions as justified because they view Democrats and Democratic power as intrinsically illegitimate.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:08 (six years ago)

Speaking of impeachment...

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/10/02/were-looking-near-raw-bribery-house-dems-investigating-whether-groups-tried-curry

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:09 (six years ago)

I keep thinking about a recent Adam Serwer article that spelled out the fact that Republicans see their own unlawful actions as justified because they view Democrats and Democratic power as intrinsically illegitimate.


DUH?!?

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 October 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

obv the model where one geographical half of the country neatly divides itself from and fights a war with the other half is not going to happen again but if democratic collapse is not reversed i do think we can expect more and more political violence, mostly from expanding police occupation (w support from various kinds of brownshirt) and solidifying resistance to it. eventually it will be at a point where if you dropped someone in from 2000 they would be like "wow it almost seems like there's a civil war going on" but there's not gonna be a fort sumter.

despite ample opportunity trump does not seem to me to have actually cultivated the institutional support that would allow him to remain in office after losing an election, unless of course the result can be sent to a republican supreme court again.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 4 October 2019 04:17 (six years ago)

"ample"'s a bit of an overstatement there. someone could prob have done it tho

difficult listening hour, Friday, 4 October 2019 04:23 (six years ago)

Look at the Merrett Garland affair and how much it affects politics today.

Merrettless Garland

Not much at all, except for fundamentally, in ways that have shifted the entire function of the government in America

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:33 (six years ago)

mitt romney has 45% concerns

― mookieproof, Friday, October 4, 2019 2:15 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

and a mitch is one

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:56 (six years ago)

I recommended a really good podcast about these potential for civil war on esbys civil war thread and was mocked as a "paranoid white liberal" for my efforts.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 4 October 2019 08:17 (six years ago)

yeah he does that

j., Friday, 4 October 2019 08:39 (six years ago)

No, not esby.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 4 October 2019 08:49 (six years ago)

I recommended a really good podcast about these potential for civil war on esbys civil war thread and was mocked as a "paranoid white liberal" for my efforts.

― ☮ (peace, man)

hi! i post to this thread too!

honestly peace, man, you weren't the target there, it was more of a self-clown. i worry about this shit too, i would look at syria and i would think "oh my god that could be america", and i genuinely did/do appreciate the podcast and plan on listening to it more because it's great at demonstrating the mistakes i make when i go off on these civil war jags.

it's sort of what we were taught, as white americans. we were taught to believe in the system, to believe in objective principles, to believe in liberty and justice for all, and we were taught, at least implicitly, that it was the only alternative to anarchy, not the cool guy fawkes mask sort but syria.

americans who aren't white get taught those too, but it's easier for them to see what a complete lie the Princples they're taught are. black americans are taught about the "virtues" of founding fathers who owned slaves and wrote a constitution to protect that "right", that "freedom". in america today a police officer can kill a person of color for any reason and face no consequences. this is not novel.

you want to call it a civil war? you want to look at people who literally cannot bring themselves to even say that black lives matter, let alone live those principles? the fear you feel now is the fear millions upon millions of americans have felt every day of their lives for as long as they can remember. get used to it. and for god's sake, put away your guns, they aren't going to help "defend your freedom" here.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:09 (six years ago)

guys Garland's name is Merrick

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:42 (six years ago)

xp: Thanks for responding more in depth, rushomancy! I definitely don't want to push off the horrors that black americans and other persecuted minorities have been feeling all this time. I grew up in a very utopian, "united colors of benetton" suburb, so the increased awareness in the last decade or so of the problems that EVERYONE else has been facing all this time has been sobering, and a bit of a stumbling block for me but I'm working on it.

However, I do think that things have been getting increasingly worse year after year in the past decade and have the potential to continue getting that trajectory before they get better.

One of the things the guys says at one point during the series is that for certain groups on the radical right and the vulnerable populations they prey on, in many ways the war has already begun. And while he mentions his own gun ownership at a number of points, the series is definitely not specifically a call to arms to defend your freedom with them.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 4 October 2019 13:12 (six years ago)

This has all been a lesson in the perils of pervasive corruption, from a practical standpoint. With the involvement of Pence or even Pompeo (lots of Ps in this post) the Dems have been pushed into an almost untenable position. Getting rid of Trump was always a long shot, but getting rid of Trump *and* Pence *and* Pompeo *and* even Barr, perhaps? And installing ... Pelosi? Absolutely no way will that happen. But I'm not sure what choice there is. Say Trump were removed and Pence installed. Is Pence suddenly tolerable, even though he is linked to the same stuff that (hypothetically) took down Trump? Would or will Pompeo and Barr tolerated in any administration? It's a total constitutional mess that we probably all saw coming, just not in this exact clusterfuck form.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:39 (six years ago)

I don't really get why that is a problem for Dems, though?

Frederik B, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:46 (six years ago)

Because they can't wipe out virtually the entire top line of the GOP administration *and* automatically take back the White House in the same move without playing in to all the current bs talk of a coup. Constitutional or no, taking out the president, VP, AG and SoS all at once seems impossible. So does leaving any of them where they are.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:50 (six years ago)

As if the Senate would convict!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 13:52 (six years ago)

I know, exactly. If anything, the Senate's unwillingness to convict, like I think I said days back, gives the Dems cover to go forward, because they get to impeach without having to deal with the headache of getting rid of all these people. And yet in the end, they (and we) will still be stuck with all these people, which is pretty bad. There's your 2020 campaign slogan: vote for the democrat or all these assholes will get even worse.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:55 (six years ago)

For sure it worked last time ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:56 (six years ago)

That's always been my wish.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 13:57 (six years ago)

And in that case they get a good slogan out of it? It's really not a problem for Dems that the Trump administration is so absurdly corrupt that they can't just easily cut it out. To both sides it a bit, it's like in Virginia, all three top Dems in the line of succession should have probably resigned, but then none of them did. That's a win for Republicans.

Frederik B, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

Leaving them where they are isn’t a problem for the Dems, it’s a problem for GOP Senators up for re-election in 2020, when the vote comes around and they have to decide that the most unpopular president in living memory is actually OK and not at all guilty.

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

Also, IF everybody really wanted to leave a GOPer in power, isn't the solution pretty easy: Begin by going after Pence, have Trump name a new vice president, then have him resign? Kinda like what happened in 74

Frederik B, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

In this administration we'd get an Acting Vice President.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

i could see trump gladly throwing pence under the bus thinking it would save his skin.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

for sure

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:06 (six years ago)

Get Pence off the table, force Trump out of office... President Pelosi, baby!

mh, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:08 (six years ago)

all the shit still popular in those states with more cows than people

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

Rank State Human Cattle Ratio
1 South Dakota 844,877 3,650,000 4.32
2 Nebraska 1,868,516 6,150,000 3.29
3 Montana 1,015,165 2,550,000 2.51
4 North Dakota 723,393 1,770,000 2.45
5 Wyoming 582,658 1,270,000 2.18
6 Kansas 2,893,957 5,800,000 2.00
7 Idaho 1,612,136 2,190,000 1.36
8 Iowa 3,090,416 3,700,000 1.20
9 Oklahoma 3,850,568 4,300,000 1.12

mh, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

do rats:people next

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

surely Manhattan would top that list

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

Brooklyn has more of both i think

but we are not states

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:33 (six years ago)

I'm trying to figure out where we're hiding all these cows tbh

mh, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

In burgers.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

if we could count rats in the census then the Blue states would have all the Reps

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

it was a rhetorical device, mh

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:36 (six years ago)

you can't divert my momentary curiosity

mh, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:37 (six years ago)

the manhattan ratio depends on whether you count tourists as rats

mh, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

wildebeests

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

I agree with you that things are certainly getting worse. I do believe, honestly, that we are seeing the collapse of liberal democracy, and speaking as someone who grew up believing in liberal democracy, believing that it was the least worst political system, that's scary.

But it's also liberating, there's also a lot of hope there, and that's part of the reason I don't pay attention to the polls because according to the polls basically nothing has changed. Ask me in 2016 how I felt about Trump and the response would be "strongly negative". Ask me now and the response would be "strongly negative".

I already had my doubts about liberalism, but after coming out as trans I can't any longer see a political ideology that's willing to compromise on the apparently complicated and challenging question of whether or not I deserve human rights as an ideology I need to defend at all costs.

The fear of civil war, at its root for me, is the fear that, oh my God, what if we don't all basically want the same things at heart? What if we can't compromise for the common good? What if the people on the other side actually hate me and want me dead?

Which I think is what I feel like I can relate to with the paranoid right. It's not a triumphalist ideology. It's built on twisted excuses for why it's necessary for them to violently oppress their opponents. Most of what they say seems to amount to "We have to kill them, because if we don't THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US FIRST."

The first episode of the podcast, I don't want to nitpick everything it gets wrong - there's a lot - but one of the things it gets wrong is the first American Civil War. The notion that it was some explosive conflict that magically erupted at Fort Sumter is ludicrous. The conflict was a slow build from the time Andrew Jackson got elected, from the time defenders of slavery started to posit it as a positive good. Over the twenty years before the civil war the nation truly split over slavery. Every facet of American life diverged over the issue - churches, businesses, political parties, were all torn apart, and not just on geographic lines. Decades of violent outbursts, praised as "justice" by the people on their side and denounced by the other side.

The point here is not to evoke how much those times are like ours, but to see what it actually took for what we call the "Civil War" to start. It took no less than a professional military insurrection before opponents of slavery were willing to take up arms. The Commander in Chief can call for armed insurrection to the fullest extent that Twitter will countenance (by the way, I would like to make one of my periodic requests that anybody who uses Twitter consider not doing so), but he's yet to inspire anyone more organized than the partisans of Bleeding Kansas were. It is not valid to assume that anybody who "supports the President" is on board with his calls for violence, or even if they are, if they will do anything more than follow the example of their virile leader and tweet about it (at which point, presumably, Twitter will suspend them because they're not the commander-in-chief of anybody).

All this shit is scary, sure, but I am very optimistic about the other alternatives. The choices are not liberal democracy or violent armed conflict. The choice I have asked myself over the past few years is, well, to what extent do I go along with this? And if I decide that I am not going to go along with this, then what?

I'm not suited to "defend my freedom" by force of arms, so that's out. What's changed for me is that I realize how much I've bent over backwards, how much of myself I've compromised or denied, in the service of the ideals of liberal democracy, and how much I've hurt myself by doing so. Am I going to respond in kind to people who request that I kill myself? No, but I'm also not going to view their opinions as valid, or them as worthy of consideration or discourse with. I believe in "going along to get along", I think it's a good principle, and here we have some 40% of the country who I absolutely fundamentally cannot get along with politically (I can get along with some of them fairly well personally, even though I will never be able to trust them or consider them friends.)

So I, and other people, we're trying to work around the problem. The Republicans can't govern, can't lead, can't _rule_. But shit's still got to be done. People still have problems, and we all still need to be valued and cared for and heard. I sure as hell need that, and the people around me are doing that for me, like I'm trying to do that for them. Now that I'm out, I necessarily live in fear, but it's a different sort. Instead of spending my days worrying about what could happen to me, I ask myself what I can do, what I need to do, and I let the fear push me forward instead of holding me back.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:48 (six years ago)

Magnificent response - thank you!

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:54 (six years ago)

Now that I'm out, I necessarily live in fear, but it's a different sort. Instead of spending my days worrying about what could happen to me, I ask myself what I can do, what I need to do, and I let the fear push me forward instead of holding me back.

Now that is one hugely inspiring post! Thank you for being able to live that thought, let alone elucidate it so clearly to the rest of us.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 4 October 2019 15:50 (six years ago)

jfc, just listen to him here:

Trump goes on rant about the UK, Australia and Italy plotting against him during the 2016 campaign. pic.twitter.com/8pDZxd6IKT

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 4, 2019

his new theory is that "the UK", australia, and italy were all possibly plotting against him in the 2016 election.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:06 (six years ago)

*over the roar of helicopter noise*

"I was investigated. I was investigated. ME. ME."

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

"2016. I ran. I won. You probably won't say that."
Should be on his tombstone

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

hooked on a feeling

nashwan, Friday, 4 October 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

when will the very unfair and corrupt media report that donald j trump won the presidency in 2016

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

"This morning, President Donald Trump claimed that the United Kingdom, Australia, and Italy possibly conspired with President Obama to sabotage Trump's chances of winning the 2016 election. Donald Trump ran in 2016, and won."

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:20 (six years ago)

this has been your "The world in 2019 is completely fucked, how is any of this real?" News Flash update

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:21 (six years ago)

fucking lunatic

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

He's just maintaining the storied tradition of winners throughout history who have celebrated victory by accusing literally everyone of trying to compromise what they achieved. This is definitely the normal behavior of a normal human being.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

He's the very rare sore winner.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

its pretty clear that the whole "losing the popular vote" thing still eats at him on a daily basis

frogbs, Friday, 4 October 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

"I hope that the press recognize that they have a right and a responsibility, if they're against a President, to give him the shaft, but also recognize if they give him the shaft, put one lonely reporter on the campaign who will report now and then that the President won the 2016 election."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:44 (six years ago)

mitt romney, paragon of courage:

By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

gotta make fun of mitt at any chance, but sadly he's one of the most outspoken critics of trump in the republican senate these days

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

Okay, my new suggestion for the press is to constantly ask him questions about what he wishes he'd done differently after losing the 2016 election, what he might've done if he'd been elected president in 2016 instead of losing so hard, etc.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

By all appearances

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 16:48 (six years ago)

I mean fuckit, he's gonna call you a bunch of liars either way, might as well lean into it and see if you can get live footage of the blood vessel bursting his brain.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:49 (six years ago)

"president trump, how does it feel to have won the popular vote in 2016 by almost 3 million votes but to have lost the electoral college, 304 - 227?"

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

When someone with power continually barks unreality, it's usually assumed he is a Grifter (as I call DJT) or "just a bullshitter" (as Obama was reported to call him). Is the general assessment now that this guy believes all or most of his bullshit? Because that makes him deranged rather than a con man.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

the whiniest alternative universe: imagine trump losing in 2016 in the same way that hilary clinton did, and how much whining would have come from trump for eternity

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

xp i choose to believe in the deranged con man combo

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

Yes, Morbs, he's legitimately deranged. He's a 'Nigerian prince' email-forwarding uncle getting super high on his own supply.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)

He thinks he can will whatever reality he wants into being just by insisting that it’s true, which helps make him a successful con man. Just a different way to approach reality than most people. Not better or worse.

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)

Re-forwarding the same chain emails to himself and becoming more convinced of their veracity every time he receives a new iteration. Lots of people are saying it! Lots of people with my name!

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

i think more than anything he's just sort of dumb and/or doesn't understand that nuance can be consequential

like, i have no doubt that all kinds of political ratfucking has happened over the years with the assistance of foreign governments, seems par for the course. but no one has been dumb enough to a) get caught b) brag about it and c) actually tie that assistance to fairly weighty matters of foreign policy.

trump sees all this as politics as usual---and it sorta is?---and simply cannot grasp how the "subtleties" of his particular case make it blatantly actionable

gbx, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

And his defenders are just pure cynicism? is there anything he could say or do that would make his supporters turn on him? incl. those in office?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

HE was the subject of an investigation so why can't THE OTHER GUY be subject to an investigation?? and since he only thinks in deals and leverage, he explicitly asks for shit that you'd have expected a savvier person to broker through back channels

xp his actual office-holding defenders are pure cynics, imo

gbx, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

so that's the end right? things will never get better?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

Pretty sad how much mileage he's managed to get out of the "I know you are but what am I" defense. When he pathetically used it on Hilary when he was accused of sexual abuse (pfft I don't do that stuff but your HUSBAND sure does!), I seriously thought ok the public will be repulsed by this and that'll be the end of Ol Donnie...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

"Reality" is a malleable, constantly shifting concept for people like this. If it's momentarily convenient for him to believe that something's real he'll probably think it, then shift to something else when the next crisis comes along (and life's a constant series of crises in the world of the narcissist).

xpost

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

These people seem cool with Trump University and his habit of not paying contractors who worked for him. And they still think he is the guy who looks out for “ordinary Americans.” The situation is just weird. Hard to know what would make them change their minds.

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

His supporters will always back him as they can never, ever admit to being wrong

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

They’re like 120 million people or something

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

The most corrupt man in US is actually a fighter OF corruption! He can't stand corruption! If he so much as hears rumors of corruption, he springs into action, gets all his heads of state buddies to help him stamp out this evilness!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

They’re like 120 million people or something

not quite that: about 63 million people voted for him in 2016. so don't worry, just 63 million completely deranged dumbasses to worry about

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

at least a couple of those had to just be going on autopilot

j., Friday, 4 October 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

*fart*

When the only American citizen President Trump singles out for China’s investigation is his political opponent in the midst of the Democratic nomination process, it strains credulity to suggest that it is anything other than politically motivated.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 4, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

One might almost begin to suspect that there could, if observed at just the right angle, the merest hint of possible impropriety originating from somewhere within the sphere of the president's influence. Allegedly, mind you. It's very concerning.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5a86dc9ed030721c008b4837-750-375.jpg

such worried
very concern
wow

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

breaking: credulity has been strained

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

it is a mild strain, and credulity is expected to be back to normal in 1-2 weeks

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

I always forget, are you supposed to apply heat or ice to a credulity strain

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:13 (six years ago)

press hot spoon against the stye iirc

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:14 (six years ago)

Club soda, or corn starch. Wait, that's a stain, not a strain.

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

best approach to a credulity strain is to pretend nothing is wrong and carry on

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

That's unfair, you know Mitt is currently making That Face as hard as he can rn.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

i don't understand what he has to lose. just come out in favor of impeachment.

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

some nut could murder him

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 October 2019 18:28 (six years ago)

I'm not trying to make excuses for him, but GOP Senate is both terrified of and utterly beholden to a base they know is full of violent, stupid nutjobs.

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 October 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

mitt romney is not even remotely vulvernable in his own state

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

it's quite a site to see, their cowardice

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

those nutjobs all hate Mitt already

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

yeah, he's not vulnerable to a challenger. he's more popular in utah than trump, i think.

and even if he was, he is infinitely rich and can do whatever he wants.

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

not quite that: about 63 million people voted for him in 2016. so don't worry, just 63 million completely deranged dumbasses to worry about

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone)

You make it sound like 63 million Americans are in danger of drowning in their own toilets within the next week. If there are specific issues at play it's the allegiance of 63 million Americans, in a political sense, to the interests of their tribe to the exclusion of everything else. That's clearly a serious problem, but it doesn't make them "completely deranged", just people with an exceptionally high capacity for cognitive dissonance. Certainly this makes them dangerous to us but arguably they are more dangerous to themselves. I feel like the best any of us can do is stop mollycoddling their delusions and quit protecting them from the consequences of their own actions.

Now, that's a hard thing for me to do, because some of the people making poor life decisions are people I love, because standing by and doing nothing makes me feel like the sort of an insensitive asshole who stands around a disaster area loudly declaiming about how the people in question "had it coming".

I don't see myself that way. What I've been waiting for for the past three years at least is for Trump supporters to realize they did, in fact, make a mistake in supporting him, for them to say "On consideration, it seems unlikely that this person will, in fact, make America great again." Yes, it seems very obvious to us, yes, they do in fact seem incredibly stupid and/or deranged for not being able to see that, but after three years of living with these people I mostly get the impression that they're by and large ordinary people, subsceptible like all of us to the influence of the people around us, who have, through some combination of mistake and misfortune, fallen in with a bad crowd.

There are a few people, maybe as few as one, causing whatever this fucked up shit going on right now is. There are a number of other people, the truly dangerous ones, who are supporting the ideologues, working to make this man, who is clearly a deranged lunatic, appear to be a respected authority. Most of these people comprise what we think of, through synecdoche, as "The Republican Party", but there are other organizations who serve that function, most notably, hate to keep harping on this, Twitter.

And the rest? The everyday people, the 63 million? Mostly, from what I can tell, they're just along for the ride. They're going along to get along, they're trying to be Good Americans. They're dangerous in that it's these people who always make the worst abuses, the worst injustices, possible, but changing their minds, ENLIGHTENING them, is as out of our reach as making the President a sensible man is. We can't make them accountable to us, but we also don't need to; they will change if and when it becomes necessary for them to do so. It's not necessary yet.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

what are the chances Romney makes a run for it again? whether in 2024, or, if by some miracle courtesy of Elohim, Trump gets the boot before 2020 and there’s a gop primary scramble?

he knows that most of the ppl who voted for Trump will have to be willing to vote for him, too. that’ll be quite a feat if he evinces anything more than just your garden variety Very Serious Concerns.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

oh I totally think Romney is keeping an eye on a Trump collapse, as unlikely as it sounds

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

What a dick

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:42 (six years ago)

He should try to facilitate that collapse

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:42 (six years ago)

Further it

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:42 (six years ago)

Whatever

treeship., Friday, 4 October 2019 18:42 (six years ago)

t/s: Trump collapse vs. Trump prolapse

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:44 (six years ago)

2024 is going to be nuts on the GOP side.
Pence, Pompeo, Haley, Cotton will probably run, touting their Trump sycophancy as a badge of honor. However, the defeated Trump will make noise about running again, keeping them all looking small.

A bunch of weirdos, talk show hosts and actors will either run or talk about running to sell their books, each trying out hardman the other.

Then there will be a Return to Sanity candidate or three: Romney, Ryan or some governor.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

Ventura in a landslide

maffew12, Friday, 4 October 2019 18:53 (six years ago)

If there are specific issues at play it's the allegiance of 63 million Americans, in a political sense, to the interests of their tribe to the exclusion of everything else. That's clearly a serious problem, but it doesn't make them "completely deranged"

yes it does

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

rush, you took one thing i said and spun it off into many directions, which is fine. it's hard to respond to because of the number of different points you made, several of which i think are incorrect. to pick one in particular, though, that affects the rest of your argument, i disagree with this on multiple levels: "There are a few people, maybe as few as one, causing whatever this fucked up shit going on right now is". clearly the problem goes beyond Trump. you partly address this by saying that the republican machinery plays a role by "working to make this man, who is clearly a deranged lunatic, appear to be a respected authority." but i think of them as also actively causing the problem, rather than just playing a cheerleader role on the side.

i also disagree with the idea that 63 million trump supporters are innocent bystanders who happened to be fooled by the republican machinery. "The everyday people, the 63 million? Mostly, from what I can tell, they're just along for the ride. They're going along to get along, they're trying to be Good Americans." - i completely disagree with that. they know what's up. they know what it means to support trump. when there's a president that is so publicly racist and corrupt, from before the election to today, voting for him means SUPPORTING his behavior. remember the desmond tutu quote? “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." That is still true.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:01 (six years ago)

xp

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:01 (six years ago)

and if you think there's a sizable portion of those trump supporters who have somehow remained oblivious to who this man is, you think even less of their intelligence than i do. and i see them as human brainstems, bumping around and scraping against each other until they finally die and fuck off

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

i also disagree with the idea that 63 million trump supporters are innocent bystanders who happened to be fooled by the republican machinery. "The everyday people, the 63 million? Mostly, from what I can tell, they're just along for the ride. They're going along to get along, they're trying to be Good Americans." - i completely disagree with that. they know what's up. they know what it means to support trump. when there's a president that is so publicly racist and corrupt, from before the election to today, voting for him means SUPPORTING his behavior. remember the desmond tutu quote? “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." That is still true.

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone)

Oh yes, it's absolutely true. Those 63 million people are all _responsible_ for their actions. Their actions and the beliefs which enable those actions are a problem.

Where I draw the line is the idea that those problems are our responsibility. We are literally powerless to do anything to fix their fucked up shit. The extent to which I don't worry about them is the extent to which even though they may support politicians who want me dead, they will always, in practice, consider me one of the "good ones". It's, how far do we need to go to protect ourselves? How dangerous are these people and in what ways?

Given the right circumstances, in the right situation, yeah these are dangerous people. I wouldn't make any of them prison guards (wait, what do you mean they already are?). So I try to manage the situations in which I encounter these people.

I try to stay out of dark alleys, both in the world and in my own head.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

yeah we’re talking 3-4 million salvageable Trump voters TOPS. any attempt by democrats to woo the other 60m is just the dumbest shit ever, and anyone telling you differently actually wants the Democrats to lose.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

I think a lot of these people are dangerous because they are idiots, which is not necessarily the same as being dangerous idiots. That is, they are profoundly ignorant of politics and policy in all but the broadest sense, if that, but those broad feelings and beliefs are what (unfortunately) drive them to vote. The flip side of these folks is I suppose the people profoundly ignorant of politics and policy who *don't* vote, who are no less dangerous in effect. I think a very small fraction (though big enough) of these people in both groups are actually dangerous individuals, but maybe no more than the general population. I also don't think most of these people are necessarily bad people who mean harm and hurt on others. It's just that they are, again, so profoundly ignorant of politics and policy (for lots of reasons) that they might not consider how the politicians they support enable bad things they may not believe in. Or may not realize the ways the politicians they *don't* support could help further the *good* things they believe in! Doesn't make them entirely defensible, but they're not as bad as, say, someone like Stephen Miller or Trump himself, or militia people or whomever, who are outright sociopaths.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

That's to say, I think that most people, on a micro, case by case, person by person, neighbor by neighbor basis, would offer aid or support to their fellow American if asked. But many of those same people vote for assholes, or don't vote at all.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

the good news is there are literally no bad people

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBCw4_XgouA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

I can't cosign map's post in a world that contains Logan Paul

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

lol

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

Chris Hayes asking a good rhetorical question: why was the US Ambassador to the EU, of which Ukraine is not a part, apparently handling anything involving Ukraine?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

xpost (Obviously there are plenty of terrible people, just not that many, probably, but it doesn't take many to ruin things for everybody.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

Ventura in a landslide

― maffew12, Friday, October 4, 2019

Finally, The Rock has come back to Washington, DC!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

However, the defeated Trump will make noise about running again, keeping them all looking small.

Trump is not going to be capable of making comprehensible noises in 2024, or of controlling his own bowels. Like Bush going down the memory hole, the second he is out of office the media will feel safe accurately describing him as a senile, racist, incompetent idiot.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 4 October 2019 19:59 (six years ago)

totally agree with Josh's take

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:00 (six years ago)

but that's not Bush anymore, he's that nice fella who gives Michelle Obama candy at funerals

so sez Val Jarrett and those other cogs

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

also trying to predict anything about 2024 now is like trying to predict President Trump in 2013

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:02 (six years ago)

or tomorrow.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

I had a guy in his early 20s recently ask me "so I've been hearing about democrats and uh what's the other ones? repulicans? yeah. what's the deal with them, what are the differences?". I don't think he's all that unusual in just being totally ignorant wrt politics.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:04 (six years ago)

yes that was normal even 30 years ago

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

meanwhile:

Economist/YouGov Poll:

should House try to impeach Trump?

50% yes
39% no

if House impeaches, should Senate remove Trump from office?

51% yes
39% no

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) October 4, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

NEW: House Democrats seek Ukraine-related documents from VP Pence as part of impeachment inquiry. - @AlexNBCNews pic.twitter.com/crDfEw7TZn

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 4, 2019

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:19 (six years ago)

FYI, I have like 6 Gmail addresses and one of them is signed up for Trump emails (as "Bob Dobalina"). Here's the one I got today:

Bob,

I need your help.

I’m working hard to make sure the Democrats and their media lapdogs hold Quid Pro Joe accountable for his LIES and his son’s corrupt actions.

But, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA refuses to tell the truth about Sleepy Joe’s dirty past.

It’s time to take charge. If the FAKE NEWS media won’t report the truth, then WE WILL.

My team just launched an ad to FIGHT BACK against their biased coverage. We need to raise $1,000,000 in the next 24 hours to FLOOD THE AIRWAVES with this ad, so we’re turning to our best supporters for help.

Without your support, the Fake News will do everything in their power to censor this ad and prevent Americans from hearing the truth.

Please contribute $5 in the NEXT 24 HOURS to our Official Trump Ad Blitz Fund to help our ad dominate the airwaves. >>

CONTRIBUTE $20

CONTRIBUTE $15

CONTRIBUTE $10

CONTRIBUTE $5

CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

We can’t let the Left turn the tables on us. They are trying to turn a Biden Scandal into a Trump Scandal by calling for my IMPEACHMENT.

The American People deserve to know the TRUTH about Joe and Hunter Biden, and it’s up to Patriots like YOU to hold them accountable.

Please contribute $20, $15, $10, or even $5 to our Official Trump Ad Blitz Fund to help us push this ad far and wide.

Thank you and let’s FLOOD the airwaves.

"Quid Pro Joe" and "Sleepy Joe" - two nicknames in two paragraphs! That's some brilliant politickin'!

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

Been a while since Trump used "hereby" in a tweet, he must not be taking this stuff that seriously.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 October 2019 20:22 (six years ago)

They are trying to turn this thing I'm trying to turn into a Biden scandal back into a Trump one lol this fuckin guy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

can't wait til someone other than Biden gets the nomination

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

lol at Bob Dobalina

It is of my opinion that the people are impeaching...

A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

if i have a point (i might not) it's this: the chuds are not our misfortune

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

Breaking via NBC: Weeks before the whistleblower's complaint became public, the CIA's top lawyer made what she considered a criminal referral to the Justice Dept. about the whistleblower's allegations that Trump abused his office in pressuring Ukraine. https://t.co/bVMDEveD79

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 4, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

amazing

Dan S, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:08 (six years ago)

#derpstate

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 October 2019 21:40 (six years ago)

Rumors being reported of a second CIA whistleblower with even more extensive details than the first.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 01:36 (six years ago)

not following this at all but just wanna vent that all the ppl on my twitter feed who would not stfu about how pelosi was too chicken to do impeachment are all completely silent now that impeachment is actually happening

flopson, Saturday, 5 October 2019 01:57 (six years ago)

Quel surprise

Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:04 (six years ago)

i guess i should be happy that they have at least stfu

flopson, Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:05 (six years ago)

yup I’ve been enjoying that tbh

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:07 (six years ago)

The 2nd whistleblower has information about Trump’s dealing with Ukraine, right? I want the Trump tax return whistleblowers to come forward and hit him where it hurts. His credulity as a successful billionaire.

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:12 (six years ago)

errr... credibility

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:23 (six years ago)

was hoping someone else would post this but since no one has... kinda lol but mostly sad?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-calls-with-foreign-leaders-have-long-worried-aides-leaving-some-genuinely-horrified/2019/10/04/537cc7a8-e602-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:45 (six years ago)

not following this at all but just wanna vent that all the ppl on my twitter feed who would not stfu about how pelosi was too chicken to do impeachment are all completely silent now that impeachment is actually happening

― flopson, Friday, October 4, 2019 8:57 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quel surprise

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 4, 2019 9:04 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i guess i should be happy that they have at least stfu

― flopson, Friday, October 4, 2019 9:05 PM (forty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yup I’ve been enjoying that tbh

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, October 4, 2019 9:07 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

reporting live, as a person who stfu about it: i stfu about it because she finally did it because...she finally did it. not sure if i'm supposed to keep urging her to impeach, may consider raising it again

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:48 (six years ago)

dunno how much credit pelosi should get for lucking into an even more blatant set of reasons to impeach, it being the right thing to do now doesn't mean it was wrong to pursue it then

Simon H., Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:49 (six years ago)

she deserves a lot of credit for understanding the moment to do it

Dan S, Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:52 (six years ago)

Y'know, if (IF) any of this manages to stick and/or hurt Trump, one of the more bizarre ironies will be...

Wait. Let me work up to this. The story has already involved Nickelback and Romney as partly good guys, so it's going to take some doing to get the tone here exactly right.

As it stands today, the institution that is doing the most to insist on the rule of law and call attention to unwarranted abuse of power... is... the CI frickin A?

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

the implication from most of those posters was she would never do it bc she didn’t have it in her was terrible couldn’t lead etc etc

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

ditto xxxxp (Jesus Christ, all the fucking posts)

she had no choice

her previous "he wants us to impeach him, so we won't" was dopey even for a 'cover story'

nice to see Pelosi Crew is still intact, maybe you can help her marginalize the Squad when this is over

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:54 (six years ago)

xxp at least credit her with recognizing that those new charges that she 'lucked into' were of a different quality that could be more easily sold to the public as an abuse of power, allowing a more aggressive response.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 5 October 2019 02:59 (six years ago)

LOL

She followed the caucus, which is what she always does

Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:01 (six years ago)

Events pushed a solid majority of the caucus behind impeachment, she took note of this and acted accordingly

Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:02 (six years ago)

xxp sure

Simon H., Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:02 (six years ago)

agree with Οὖτις

Dan S, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:41 (six years ago)

Events pushed a solid majority of the caucus behind impeachment, she took note of this and acted accordingly

sure, this is true. i just don't understand why i'm expected to applaud pelosi for her restraint and timing (as opposed to just stfu about her and impeachment, since she finally did it). as morbs mentioned, she's gone out of her way to paint the squad and their proposals as the fringe, even though a core aspect of their appeal was and is representing the viewpoint of several dozen americans who are like "FUCK, get this guy out of office for once of his uncountable crimes, NOW". and when the rising tide finally forced pelosi to act, she did. great. but i wouldn't exactly call her a leader on, more like another box that was checked off along the way. maybe it will turn out that her strategy on impeachment was so impeccable that there was no other way it could have happened. but i can also spin a tale of the democrats impeaching trump as soon as it was clear that his campaign crime spree had continued on into his administration, which iirc was around late jan 2017

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:20 (six years ago)

several dozen americans

lol, i meant "several dozen million" but then googled to see how often that had ever been used (45K) and never went back to correct it. rest of the paragraph is rock solid and indisputable though

(if it's not clear i love you all and i enjoy these mini-debates, even if i'm insufferable sometimes)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:22 (six years ago)

in this tale i spin, the democrats control the house btw

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:23 (six years ago)

if it's not clear i love you all and i enjoy these mini-debates, even if i'm insufferable sometimes)


<3

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:35 (six years ago)

srsly thank y’all for keeping me sane through this shit

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:52 (six years ago)

s-ing tfu is vastly preferable to ranting "oh NOW she's ready to impeach huh, with multiple communications and confessions on record? well la-di-dah Ms Slowpoke, he could have been in jail two months ago and we'd be living in a socialist utopia by now" or w/e

from her perspective rn, waiting for the tide to turn inside and outside her caucus seems like it was a canny play - it's less than a year since the election! - and doubters can still come back and yell on twitter about her waiting too long if it doesn't pan out. win/win (except for everybody losing bar Putin and Zuckerberg)

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:59 (six years ago)

Any secret WH lurkers on this thread, read this:

I don't know who needs to hear this, but back in the day, when I was a lawyer, over 30 years, I represented 2 high-functioning narcissistic sociopaths.
So I know how the endgame is going to be played out:
Bail out now, enablers. Quit. Cut your best deal. 1/x pic.twitter.com/zdYxGVz0OY

— Dean Gloster (@deangloster) October 5, 2019

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Saturday, 5 October 2019 09:18 (six years ago)

No one knows what will happen tomorrow, let alone next week or next month, but if anything comes of this beyond impeachment (which is a given) it's that he could resign with the possibility of a deal that keeps him out of jail. Obvious or no, my wife called it: if his personal business and fortune is at stake, that's when he'll cut and run. The others in his cohort, his kids, his cabinet, I have no idea what becomes of them. Regardless, in office or not he will continue to comport himself in disgrace, and I could also imagine his life playing out like OJs, a semi-pariah who lucked out of jail but couldn't help themselves and kept fucking up. At the very least he will not stop blurting and tweeting and grabbing the headlines until he is dead.

Re: Pelosi, she's handling it well now, calmly, seriously, but it felt like she was the last domino to fall, not the one marshaling support. I did hear that something like all but eight House Dems support impeachment now. Has that number been shrinking because of her? Or are these the people even she couldn't sway? Who knows, doesn't really matter now.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 12:47 (six years ago)

Yeah Pelosi stepped in shit. Let's not pretend she didn't almost blow this, Dummy just gave her a huge assist.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 October 2019 13:32 (six years ago)

This is an valuable side discussion, well done

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

Pelosi is a canny political operator. The idea that a superficial read of her statements reflected her intentions as this built was absurd.

The impeachment case is far stronger now. It’s almost like this woman has reached her position because she knows something about politics.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

what is this assumed world some of you live in where people in congress have "no choice" but to do their professional duty

have you looked at a republican lately

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

"that's like 5 people" xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:37 (six years ago)

Grancy herself said Dems had "no choice"

I guess she has inherited Obama's old 9-dimensional Vulcan chess set

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

"with friends like these...."

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:49 (six years ago)

I like the crazy (which is to say, totally plausible) Michael Ian Black prediction:

Crazy prediction: Mike Pence resigns to spend more time with Mother, Trump appoints Nikki Haley before resigning himself in exchange for a pardon and then Haley becomes the 2020 Republican presidential nominee against Warren in a first-ever all female presidential contest.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) October 5, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:43 (six years ago)

Trump will never resign

Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:51 (six years ago)

And this we will have our first Presidential debate where one of the candidates is wearing a diaper

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:53 (six years ago)

P sure Reagan was diapered up

Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:10 (six years ago)

(which is to say, totally plausible)

ow! my credulity!

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:21 (six years ago)

Don't wanna know your inside sources xpost

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

I used to work for a lady who thought Haley was some sort of genius, but otherwise hated the GOP. Made me wonder if she's got a cult following.

Simon H., Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

There were rumors she was angling to replace Pence on the bill before any of this new shit came out.

Re: resignation, anything is possible with this dude. If some people are even remotely considering the prospect of civil war or dictatorship, then "Trump resigns" is a relatively modest prediction.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

McConnell vows to block Trump impeachment in fundraising pitch

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's (R-Ky.) reelection campaign is seizing on the fight over impeachment, pledging in Facebook ads that he will lead Republican efforts to stop President Trump from being removed from office.

"Nancy Pelosi's in the clutches of a left wing mob. They finally convinced her to impeach the president. All of you know your Constitution, the way that impeachment stops is a Senate majority with me as majority leader," McConnell says in an ad that began running on Thursday.

"But I need your help. Please contribute before the deadline," McConnell continues in the ad.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

probably going to enjoy pissing on Mc’s grave even more than trump’s tbh

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

"all of you know your Constitution"...

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:33 (six years ago)

I know this belongs in the #trenchantsocialcommentary thread, but as a non-American I'm always shocked / amused that every political event or situation is immediately monetised - "because of these events donate NOW" - and in the midst of this sea of corruption allegations, the message going out to America is "if you want to influence politics the best way is via money." I'm mildly outraged when I read statements like "if everyone reading this donated $5 we could flip Indiana" or whatever - public opinion and voter turnouts are commodities purchasable by whomever has the biggest media buy. It feels like a fatal and entrenched weakness.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:33 (six years ago)

very different from other countries in this regard

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:43 (six years ago)

A new lie emerges...

Trump pins Ukraine call on Energy Secretary Rick Perry

President Trump told House Republicans that he made his now infamous phone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky at the urging of Energy Secretary Rick Perry — a call Trump claimed he didn’t even want to make.

Behind the scenes: Trump made these comments during a conference call with House members on Friday, according to 3 sources on the call.

Per the sources, Trump rattled off the same things he has been saying publicly — that his call with Zelensky was "perfect"and he did nothing wrong.
But he then threw Perry into the mix and said something to the effect of: "Not a lot of people know this but, I didn't even want to make the call. The only reason I made the call was because Rick asked me to. Something about an LNG [liquified natural gas] plant," one source said, recalling the president's comments. 2 other sources confirmed the first source's recollection.
Why it matters: The president's remarks suggest he may be seeking to distance himself from responsibility or recast the pretext for the call. White House officials did not respond to requests for comment.

Another source on the call said Trump added that "more of this will be coming out in the next few days" — referring to Perry.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:59 (six years ago)

Lol, good luck with that. Perry made me do it is pretty weak sauce.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:04 (six years ago)

Blame It on Perry is like the title of a great lost '80s film.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

I guess the question is whether Perry has some motivation to eat this one.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5IA8assfk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:17 (six years ago)

What a weird coincidence, Trump dragging Perry's name into this for the first time immediately after resigns. So weird, and so totally a coincidence!

What a bag of reconstituted dogshit he is.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:24 (six years ago)

The ghost of Cameron Todd Whillingham will have justice.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 23:05 (six years ago)

I would say that, on balance, and for various reasons, yes you should impeach Trump.

plax (ico), Sunday, 6 October 2019 00:00 (six years ago)

"very different from other countries in this regard"

rogermex sounding v Trumpy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 October 2019 00:10 (six years ago)

which is it man? am I a MAGA or a Clinton Stan or whatever you call Pelosians... ffs choose one insult and stick with it 😂

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 6 October 2019 00:20 (six years ago)

you're multidimensional

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 October 2019 00:31 (six years ago)

I am large. I contain multitudes.

-bob marley

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 October 2019 00:34 (six years ago)

rogermex sounding v Trumpy

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

we all sound very trumpy these days, or most of us. three years of his blather has certainly shaped the way i talk. i'm not happy about it.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 October 2019 12:54 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQl62w71Ets

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 October 2019 12:55 (six years ago)

Grancy herself said Dems had "no choice"

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

"no choice" meaning "the facts compel it", or "no choice" meaning "we must obey the whims of this angry mob who i personally disagree with, because otherwise i might lose re-election"? i'm not asking for your answer - i can guess - but i'd need to see the context.

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

stevie nicks really glammed up that nirvana song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukOdFdyqVQ

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

Still miles from the Springsteen demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2T_mSGIFPQ

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

WB lawyer: “I can confirm that my firm and my team represent multiple whistleblowers in connection to the underlying August 12, 2019, disclosure to the Intelligence Community Inspector General. No further comment at this time.”

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) October 6, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:19 (six years ago)

I don't get the distinction really, rushomancy

I have never cared what pols like Pelosi 'actually believe' - it's unrelated to their actions

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:21 (six years ago)

For the last time, Hillary Clinton used a file-deleting software program called BleachBit.

She didn't literally wash the emails in acid.

You're thinking of Steve Bannon. https://t.co/YhIuQc0x5B pic.twitter.com/vTnOtZ9qqG

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 6, 2019

feel like in fairness to donny this could probably be reasonably understood metaphorically

k3vin k., Monday, 7 October 2019 00:11 (six years ago)

Was the call appropriate or was it perfect, Donald? Getcher story straight!

Anyway, he continues to behave exactly as every innocent party does when wrongly-accused, and that's what's important.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 00:25 (six years ago)

Jonah Goldberg on the radio this morning busted out that old chestnut, "sure, he's committed lots of impeachable offenses, but this should be resolved in the upcoming election, not through an impeachment that leaves him in office." First, there's going to be an election in 2020 regardless. Second, what happens if you don't impeach and then he's re-elected? Just totally dumb. But I suppose I wouldn't expect anything else from this resident NPR-safe GOP dummy.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 October 2019 12:30 (six years ago)

[Trump walks into Oval Office alone. Shuts door. We hear a whoosh from off camera]

TRUMP: I don’t get it Al, why haven’t I leaped!?

AL: Stay at it, Sam. Ziggy says there’s a 95% chance you’re here to get this guy impeached.

TRUMP: WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY DO!?

— Alex Marino (@JAlexMarino) November 21, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:32 (six years ago)

Okay, yes, of course he burned down that orphanage. But rather than wasting our time 'arresting' and 'convicting' and 'imprisoning' him, why not just let nature take its course? Isn't dying peacefully in his sleep twenty years from now punishment enough?

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:33 (six years ago)

xpost Needs to find love.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 October 2019 12:34 (six years ago)

Let the market decide

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

remember to send NPR all your spare cash or you'll never know what Jonah Goldberg thinks

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 October 2019 14:03 (six years ago)

Or if, for that matter.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 October 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

Christ. I thought he'd just go with executive privilege. https://t.co/pEakUUH4pn

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 8, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

the men's rights movements has finally morphed into its final form (?), republican rights

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

The GOP leader told colleagues during a PowerPoint presentation that they would not be allowed to speak during the trial and that any motions to dismiss the impeachment articles would be reserved for Trump’s defense team and the House Democratic impeachment managers, Sen. Kevin Cramer (R-N.D.), who attended the meeting, told The Wall Street Journal.

McConnell later told reporters that the Senate would have no choice but to hold a trial that would require the chamber to convene six days a week in the afternoon.

“Under the impeachment rules of the Senate, we’ll take the matter up,” he said. “The chief justice will be in the chair. We will have to convene every day, six days out of seven, at 12:30 or 1 o’clock in the afternoon. Senators will not be allowed to speak, which will be good therapy for a number of them. And we intend to do our constitutional responsibility.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/466815-mcconnell-has-complicated-history-on-impeachment

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

*tim heidecker voice* kangaroo court!!!

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

McConnell’s past position will make it difficult for him to champion any motion to dismiss a Senate trial of articles against President Trump,

Also, no judges will be appointed during 2020

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

well the house has to impeach now just to shut the senators up for a few weeks

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

lol @ at ide atht anything McConell or any of these scumbags have said or done in the past is somehow constraining

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

Yeah, fuck that guy. I've finally noticed a twitch of pushback in the press, no longer taking these chumps at their word or in good faith, but any statement by him (or Trump) should be met with "fuck you, you're a liar and a cheat and not deserving of respect."

Meanwhile:

New: Per source in the room, Bill Taylor’s opening statement was 15 pages long and prompted “a lot of sighs and gasps.”

— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) October 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

sounds like Taylor's testimony is a big deal if it is being referred to as a sea change

Dan S, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:30 (six years ago)

where is it referred to as a sea change? (no beck pics pls)

tobo73, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

Rep. Lieu reportedly said that his opening statements were very damaging to the president. Rep. Lynch was quoted as saying it was a potential sea change in the impeachment inquiry

Dan S, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

it's a sea org change

Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

Diarrhetics

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

lyin' cheatin' thetans

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

that's alll you seeem to dooowooooo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake

“Members have described Bill Taylor’s testimony this morning as disturbing and very credible, backed up by “meticulous” contemporaneous notes he took during phone calls and meetings. Those formed the backbone of a lengthy opening statement.”

I guess they're still at it

Dan S, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:05 (six years ago)

About to post the same thing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:07 (six years ago)

“All I have to say is that in my 10 short months in Congress — it’s not even noon, right — and this is my most disturbing day in Congress so far. Very troubling.” —Rep. Andy Levin, as he left Bill Taylor’s deposition this morning. ⁦@jesselnaranjohttps://t.co/fmegayyjl6

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) October 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

So a bunch of Democrats were disturbed?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:10 (six years ago)

Multiple House Democrats are now, not so subtly, suggesting that Gordon Sondland might have given false testimony. It's worth proceeding with caution for now, mostly because it would just be so so incredibly stupid for Sondland to have actually lied under these circumstances. https://t.co/hsTuKlCrj2

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) October 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

This is exactly why they are running things like a grand jury in private. Can't coordinate testimony, which makes it much harder to get away with obvious lies.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

.@RepMalinowski says Taylor “remembered some things that previous witnesses somehow failed to remember.”

— Ben Siegel (@benyc) October 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

Debbie is terrible but

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., said Taylor "drew a straight line" with documents, timelines and individual conversations in his records at the hearing.

"I do not know how you would listen to today's testimony from Ambassador Taylor and come to any other (conclusion) except that the president abused his power and withheld foreign aid," she said.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

So a bunch of Democrats were disturbed?

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 2:10 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgttPt_1IG0

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

The senior U.S. diplomat in Ukraine said Tuesday he was told release of military aid was contingent on public declarations from Ukraine that it would investigate the Bidens and the 2016 election, contradicting President Trump’s denial that he used the money as leverage for political gain.

Acting ambassador William B. Taylor Jr. testified behind closed doors in the House impeachment probe of Trump that he stands by his characterization that it was “crazy” to make the assistance contingent on investigations he found troubling.

Upon arriving in Kyiv last spring he became alarmed by secondary diplomatic channels involving U.S. officials that he called “weird,” Taylor said, according to a copy of his lengthy opening statement obtained by The Washington Post.

Taylor walked lawmakers through a series of conversations he had with other U.S. diplomats who were trying to obtain what one called the “deliverable” of Ukrainian help investigating Trump’s political rivals.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:48 (six years ago)

Taylor said he spoke to Ambassador Gordon Sondland, the U.S. envoy to the European Union.

“During that phone call, Amb. Sondland told me that President Trump had told him that he wants President [Volodymyr] Zelensky to state publicly that Ukraine will investigate Burisma and alleged Ukrainian interference in the 2016 election,” Taylor said in the statement.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter had been a board member of Burisma, a large Ukrainian gas company. Joe Biden is a 2020 Democratic presidential candidate.

“Amb. Sondland also told me that he now recognized that he had made a mistake by earlier telling the Ukrainian officials to whom he spoke that a White House meeting with President Zelensky was dependent on a public announcement of investigations — in fact, Amb. Sondland said, ‘everything’ was dependent on such an announcement, including security assistance,’” Taylor told House investigators.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

“He said that President Trump wanted President Zelensky ‘in a public box’ by making a public statement about ordering such investigations.’

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

GOP noise machine gonna go into overdrive re: how this testimony is not credible, he's a Democrat, conspiracy etc etc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

Look, Trump is a man of incredible moral scruples that it physically pains him to hear about possible corruption. He will do ANYTHING to stamp it out. It just so happens that the 2 most corrupt people are his 2016 opponent in Prez election and 2020 possible opponent in Prez election. In fact, these 2 have committed p much the only acts of corruption worthy of being investigated by the US.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:54 (six years ago)

Starting to think this guy might not be on the level

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

Taylor's full statement is here.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

Trump could appear on TV naked and the Freedom Caucus would insist that wasn't his hairy ass.

I care more about the voters being swung by this. Which seems is happening.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

http://www.belge.com.tr/uploads/2018/12/03/abd-baskani-trump-abdnin-silah-yarisina-716-milyar-dolar-harcamasi-cilginlik-b.jpg

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:00 (six years ago)

Bwaaaaaaaaa!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

You know he's taking the towels and bathrobes when he leaves.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

The next administration needs to do a video walkthrough on move-in day because the keyboards are going to be full of glue, fish in the percolators, you name it. It's going to make the recent Alabama sheriffs' story look tame.

Galangal Baker (WmC), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

The next administration needs to do a video walkthrough on move-in day because the keyboards are going to be full of glue, fish in the percolators, you name it.

Nobody on his team is smart enough for that. At most, they'll leave a pile of his used diapers in the middle of the Oval Office rug.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:02 (six years ago)

They're mean as fucking snakes, that trumps smarts. DJT himself will upper-deck the toilet nearest the oval office.

Galangal Baker (WmC), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:09 (six years ago)

fuck, I sound like treeship, god dammit

Galangal Baker (WmC), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:09 (six years ago)

so I guess they're not wrapping up by Thanksgiving

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:01 (six years ago)

Will make for extra fun family time for some of us.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:03 (six years ago)

Scalise:

"Maybe in the Soviet Union, this is how they conduct hearings."

Y'know, dude....

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:04 (six years ago)

Glad you're making the most of your second chance at life

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:05 (six years ago)

fuck, I sound like treeship, god dammit

― Galangal Baker (WmC), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 7:09 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

judging by your posts before this one, you're confusing me with bizzaro gazzara and neanderthal

treeship., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 02:22 (six years ago)

Wait which one was me

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

so if they did impeach AND remove before the election, would he still be elgiible to run and win re-election?

because maaaaan

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

yes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

although I think the terms of conviction can include being barred from office

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

barring from office would require a separate vote

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

if/when he’s out he’s gonna need a LOT of lawyers

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

if he were removed (still dont see it), weren't a dozen of the GOP primaries cancelled already?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

no need - they can always vote for the man who on at least one occasion had sex with Mother

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

yeah I don't think removal is gonna happen either. Even peeling off a couple GOP votes (Romney, Murkowski, Collins, Gardner) seems like a really big challenge.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

Pretty sure there will be no removal and I am also not sure I want one. Damaged, deranged, infuriated, unhinged, he will be so much easier to beat. Make the dead-ender Cult 45 folks just go down with the ship. Don't give them the easy out of another candidate.

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

Judgement in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States; but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgement and Punishment, according to Law.

article 1, section 3, clause 7

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:51 (six years ago)

Beginning last April, BuzzFeed News has pursued five separate Freedom of Information Act lawsuits to pry loose all the subpoenas and search warrants that Mueller’s team executed, as well as all the emails, memos, letters, talking points, legal opinions, and interview transcripts it generated. In short, we asked for all the communications of any kind that passed through the special counsel’s office. We also requested all of the documents that would reveal the discussions among Attorney General Bill Barr, former deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, and other high-ranking officials about whether to charge President Donald Trump with obstruction.

Justice Department lawyers said the volume of records at issue could total 18 billion pages and could take centuries to produce.

At a hearing earlier this month, US District Court Judge Reggie Walton was not sympathetic. “It shouldn’t fall on the backs of the citizens to wait years to find out what the government is up to,” he said. If the Justice Department couldn’t handle the request in a more timely fashion, he added, it should ask Congress for money to hire more help.

Today, in response to a court order, the Justice Department has released the first installment of documents: 500 pages of summaries of FBI interviews with witnesses, available here for the first time. Another installment will be released every month for at least the next eight years.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jasonleopold/mueller-report-secret-memos-1

many americans had trouble finding the time to read the executive summary of either volume of the mueller report (7 pages for vol 1, 6 pages for vol 2). in response, i would like to ask my fellow americans to please take the time to look at about 500 pages of fbi interview summaries, released every month for the next 8 years or so

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

hey man i'd like to do my part but i'm no devin nunes

j., Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

Given the evidence already public, including the transcript of the call and Mulvaney's press conference where he basically said the aid was withheld for political gain, Trump's impeachment is about 98% certain. Given the record of Republican senators since 2016, including their defense of Trump's clear obstruction of justice, I'd say the odds are about 15 to 1 against Trump's removal from office. Even his censure over the Ukraine scandal is a very long shot.

I wish this weren't so, and new evidence could change the odds, but I can't see any other way to look at it right now. Viewed from a different angle, the Republicans are caught in this bad situation like fish in a net and they know it. They just hope they won't have to pay too high a price for it, but there will be a price to pay and they know that, too.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

I Feel like a v strong safe space for all gop senators would have to be devised by the senate gop to make removal something they will ever fall back to. The safe space doesnt have to be a permission from dem/left side, it can be something the gop makes for itself and then promotes to its base tho. Something like distinguishing illegal acts by trump, but lining up hard for pence as the true uncompromised core of gop.

the whole thing would be so not credible, and hard to pull off, i think they’ll rather ride trump to whatever conclusion they can get without surrender.

catastrophizing me is a little nervous that if it gets even jankier theyll just go for trying to cancel or nullify an election. not really, but uh.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 4 November 2019 15:54 (six years ago)

that 'safe space' scenario seems very very unlikely to me. Trump is sui generis and his knucklehead followers will never be so loyal to or charmed by Pence.

tobo73, Monday, 4 November 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

his knucklehead followers will never be so loyal to or charmed by Pence

otm. the GOP electoral strategy has become exclusively Trump-centered and relies entirely on the charisma he has for their base. Pence is an empty suit with evangelical/anti-abortion cred as his only national asset.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 November 2019 17:58 (six years ago)

i do agree, and i don't see a way to make space into which the gop may retreat in order to accept removal. and also, i sometimes fear they do not see a space to afford a fair election at all.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 4 November 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

i think the GOP senators will only seek that safe space if things get 1,000,000% dire for them and there's no way they can continue to defend Trump. Not saying that's impossible, but they have so far shown a willingness to go pretty damn far in standing up for him.

tobo73, Monday, 4 November 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

xpost Well, yeah, that's fair to assume. The GOP wins a fair number of elections largely because they work so tirelessly to handicap the system in their favor beforehand.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 November 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

The only thing he could do to make them turn on him is lose them money

Cornelius Fondue (Matt #2), Monday, 4 November 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

and also, i sometimes fear they do not see a space to afford a^n fair election at all.

welp, u right, ^clarified.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 4 November 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

Q: And when you say that, this was the first time I heard that the security assistance—not just the White House meeting—was conditioned on the investigation, when you talk about conditioned, did you mean that if they didn’t do this, the investigations, they weren’t going to get that, the meeting and the military assistance?

A: That was my clear understanding, security assistance money would not come until the President [of Ukraine] committed to pursue the investigation.

Q: So if they don’t do this, they are not going to get that was your understanding?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: Are you aware that quid pro quo literally means this for that? A: I am.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:38 (six years ago)

JIM JORDAN: Are you aware that quid pro quo is now a good thing, and we are proud of our president for doing it?

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:44 (six years ago)

yep


Here are some basic thoughts about what happened in this story, what matters and how to describe it.

The President used extortion to cheat in the 2020 presidential election. He used military aid dollars meant to aid an ally against his Russian patrons in order to force Ukraine to intervene in the 2020 elections, in order to remain in office by corrupt means.

There are various crimes that get committed along the way. But that is the core of it. The President is delegated vast powers to act in the national interest and he has vast discretion to determine what he or she believes the national interest is. But when he uses those powers for his own personal or financial gain they are illegitimate on their face, abuses of power and merit impeachment. The fact that he was doing so to sabotage a national election makes it vastly worse. And the fact that he was getting a foreign power to sabotage a US election makes it worse still. Any talk of “quid pro quos” and this and that minutiae is a distortion of what happened. Quid pro quos are simply exchanges of one thing for another. Presidents will ask for help on one bill in exchange for another. They’ll condition one kind of aid to a country on assistance on another foreign policy goal. In itself it means nothing. The crimes are bribery and extortion, the abuses of power are using presidential power for personal gain and the central offense against the state is the attempt to sabotage a national election, the event on which the legitimacy of the entire system rests.

...We don’t even need to get into the other crimes involved, having a crooked lawyer taking over US foreign policy in a critical part of the world and sidelining professional diplomats. We just focus on the core thing. The President is given tremendous power to advance the national interest, see that the laws are enforced, preserve the national welfare. These aren’t powers that he owns personally. They are delegated for these ends. Your banker has great power to act on your behalf. They have no right to steal your money. A doctor has vast powers to cut your body, make decisions when you are unconscious. They no right to kill you or sell your organs or fondle you for their personal satisfaction. It’s all the same thing. Stop saying quid pro quo or getting lost in the details. The crimes are clear. Use language that accurately describes them.

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:12 (six years ago)

The President is delegated vast powers to act in the national interest and he has vast discretion to determine what he or she believes the national interest is. But when he uses those powers for his own personal or financial gain they are illegitimate on their face, abuses of power...

This is precisely what the word "high" is meant to convey in the constitutional phrase "high crimes and misdemeanors", which means 'crimes made possible by a president's possession of the power of high office'; they are betrayals of the high responsibility and trust which must be placed in a president.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 November 2019 03:46 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Brian Lehrer is hosting a THREE-HOUR call-in show on NPR today on impeachment: "America, Are We Ready?" Oh, go fuck yourself.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 November 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

omg if they impeach him America will never be the same again, they should just let him stay president.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 November 2019 15:09 (six years ago)

Ilxors, time to jam the phone lines with fake names

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 November 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

Mr. Jablome makes a valid point.

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 November 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

Remember the last a President was impeached by the House and acquitted by the Senate? We don't want to return to that hellscape.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 25 November 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

Powerful. Watch Rep Collins squirm. pic.twitter.com/HjZ5nK4Vou

— Claude Taylor (@TrueFactsStated) December 4, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:24 (six years ago)

She's good. Not enough of these witnesses are comfortable with calling out these reps on their nonsense. I think there were some missed opportunities in the previous hearings to make pointed comments about Jim Jordan and ignoring evidence.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

Evidently Karlan was on the shortlist for Obama's last SC nomination, but he decided the more moderate Merrick Garland would have an easier Senate confirmation process.

полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:29 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

sorry to all those who voted N

frogbs, Thursday, 19 December 2019 03:29 (six years ago)

I haven’t been keeping up with the day to day stuff much, because I value my sanity, but was there really no legal mechanism available to compel the white house to release documents and make available witnesses that had been subpoenaed? I’m confused about that

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 December 2019 03:32 (six years ago)

There was, yes, but it involved a delay of a predicted eight months to move through the courts.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 December 2019 03:34 (six years ago)

I wish the House had its own Praetorian Guard.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 03:34 (six years ago)

And, if Trump was willing to defy Congress to the degree he did, given his personality and M.O., there's no guarantee he would not have defied the courts. Alternatively, the political imperatives that drive most Federalist Society-approved federal judges may well have acquiesced to Trump's stonewalling upon some grounds of deference to the concerns of the Executive branch.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 December 2019 03:38 (six years ago)

Can they impeach him again so he first to be double impeached or is that just going to play to his narcissism? I mean not like it's going to stop him acting like he owns the place and can do whatever he wants innit?

Stevolende, Thursday, 19 December 2019 07:12 (six years ago)

gold

https://queenseagle.com/all/2019/12/19/queens-man-impeached

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 December 2019 05:19 (six years ago)

I haven’t been keeping up with the day to day stuff much, because I value my sanity, but was there really no legal mechanism available to compel the white house to release documents and make available witnesses that had been subpoenaed? I’m confused about that

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 18, 2019 10:32 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the thing. there is, but it's convoluted. House dems don't want to risk public attention being diverted from impeachment while the subpoenas are sussed in in the courts. meanwhile, this stalling tactic has WORKED AMAZINGLY for the gop, in that it has allowed them to push the narrative that the impeachment effort has been 'along partisan lines,' as if their obstructive non-involvement somehow constitutes being left out of the conversation. That they're not being called out more loudly on this by mainstream news outlets is fucking sad and dumb.

Legacy of Banality (Pillbox), Saturday, 21 December 2019 06:05 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

so, what's she doin again?

More Senate Democrats call on Pelosi to send over the articles of impeachment against Trump, saying the party has little to gain from further delay. https://t.co/WwmByZfW3f

— Capital Journal (@WSJPolitics) January 8, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:11 (six years ago)

if you ask me, the main reason for withholding the Articles of Impeachment from the Senate was to allow time for the public to absorb the idea that McConnell was abusing his power as Senate Majority Leader by rigging the rules under which the trial would take place and that the Democrats objected to this abuse. the slender hope was that public displeasure might lead McConnell to soften his position, but the more realistic hope was that it would alienate a few more 'moderate' voters from supporting the Republican party.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:21 (six years ago)

courageous mitt romney takes a stand, grabs a crisp ice water, then promptly sits back down:

Mr. Romney is one of a handful of Republicans who have said they would be open to a vote on whether to call witnesses, something the Democrats have been demanding. In his statement, Mr. Romney said he would not support efforts to hold a vote on whether to call witnesses until after opening arguments are complete, which, under the majority leader Senator Mitch McConnell’s plan could be next week.

On Monday, Mr. Romney said he supported Mr. McConnell’s proposed rules.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

also, it's kind of a sad lol that on the morning of the president's impeachment trial, there's pretty much nothing to say because the results have all been foreseen for months

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

We're all going to die?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

i wd rather be skinned alive than listen to the imminent McConnell speech

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

bad news. shockingly, there aren't enough GOP 'moderates' to force testimony from bolton, giuliani, mulvaney, etc

McConnell counts enough votes to defeat any Democratic changes to the trial rules.

Senator Chuck Schumer, Democrat of New York and the minority leader, said in a news conference that he would demand that the Senate subpoena both witnesses and documents for the trial — including any records of President Trump’s call with the leader of Ukraine, and any records relating to the White House decision to withhold military aid from Ukraine.

But his Republican counterpart, Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, has said he counted 53 votes in favor of his rules, suggesting that any Democratic plan to change them would probably fail.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

man, no one is ever going to find out if this Trump guy did crimes

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

They should impeach him.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

Announcing his vote count ahead of time is McConnell's attempt to save his less enthusiastic senators from having to cast that vote or have it pinned to their shirt come November. In terms of elective politics, voting on a rules change is rarely a live issue with the public, but the Democrats are playing a weak hand and the issue of witnesses is simple enough to encapsulate in a sound bite that it is the one tactic that might register in their favor among low-info voters.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

what do you mean it's a weak hand

Trump very clearly committed crimes. The GOP is very clearly trying to cover this up by any means necessary.

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

one thing democrats utterly failed to do: put the focus on the handful of republican senators who are facing tough re-elections in november. the last 3 weeks should have been all about putting them in the spotlight - gardner, mcsally, tillis, fucking susan collins, ernst, etc. the headlines after the vote, if as expected it leads to no new evidence can be admitted despite how obviously wrong that is, should be about those specific senators failing the country. everyone who lives in those states should remember what they did.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

xp

it's a weak hand in that democrats don't have the votes. they need at least a few republican senators - i don't know, say, gardner, mcsally, tillis, fucking susan collins, ernst, etc - to get past 50 votes for admitting obviously relevant new evidence and subpoenaing people who could obviously provide more firsthand information.

and since those handful of republican senators are just as scummy as the rest of the party, they deserve to be held especially accountable for what they did (or didn't do, in this case)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

you're just jealous that scum rises to the top

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

dammn yooooou pierre delectoooooo!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

This is the way the 'States end
Not with a yam but a turtle

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

turtles are people too, my friend. Yertle the Turtle, for example, was very unfairly maligned, and would have had a wonderful kingdom if that short-sighted and ungrateful Mack hadn't undermined him.

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

pierre, i don't remember who you are, but i humbly request that everything you say be typed with an outrageous french accent

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

Just had a flashback to when everyone (well, not everyone) was saying that Trump would be a mere stress test and that democracy would undoubtedly come out on top thanks to the Founding Fathers' unmatched foresight.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

I don't know, maybe it is still early but I think a strong case can be made that the system *has* worked, or at least has so far. Things could have been so much worse. After asshole was elected, I seriously brainstormed all options, including moving to another country, to escape his policies. Now, are things great? No, but I'm not sure the country and its laws are significantly worse than they've ever been, and they are certainly much better than they've been at their worst. I think everything just seems so dramatic because Trump himself is a horrible person, an embarrassment, a tragedy. But if he were replaced by a "normal" Republican, I'm not sure how much anything would be different. McConnell's assholery, for example, stretches back way before Trump's election, and him stealing that Supreme Court seat remains more audacious and destructive than anything Trump has done or been able to do, imo. I think just about everything else Trump has done is reversible, save all the federal judges, and they would have been pushed through by any GOP president.

In some ways I think a Trump second term would or at least could be a relief. He'd be a lame duck, which would (at least in theory) make him even *less* effective than he's been, with a clear end in sight. As always the big exception is the Supreme Court, but we've already seen what a disaster that can be even with Obama as president.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

Trump has appointed something like 200 judges so far. It's not just the supreme court.

For this and countless other reasons four more years would be a catastrophe.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

I'm not sure the country and its laws are significantly worse than they've ever been

https://newrepublic.com/article/155363/trump-meatpacking-processing-plant-rules-upton-sinclair-jungle

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

In some ways I think a Trump second term would or at least could be a relief.

the voice of privilege

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

What I'm saying is that any GOP president would do the same, and I'd love to hear why you'd think otherwise.

Trump's election itself proved how fundamentally fucked up and fucked this country is, and whether or not he is removed won't change that.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

Like, I get it, I want him gone as much as anyone. And I totally concede my privilege. In other ways, though, I am not privileged, but I feel on that front that Trump has only amplified what has always been here.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

Don't feel like I'm catastrophizing to posit that another four years of Trump would decisively shift America from dysfunctional to unworkable. I guess it remains to be seen whether the electorate continues to lose their taste for him or whether they're eventually brought around by his endless VINDICATION!!! tweetstorm when impeachment ultimately goes nowhere. I don't know that I'd be comfortable putting money on the notion of enough of us having learned a valuable enough lesson from the last four years.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

xp I agree w/yr second sentence there, he is the symptom not the cause

any GOP president would do the same

this is not what I would define as "a relief"

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

Tbf he can be both a symptom and a cause.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

true

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

Re: things like judges, those seats were not filled *under Obama* just as the SC seat was stolen *under Obama.* Trump is illustrative of disfunction, but he's not the root of the rot, he's the end result. If/when Trump loses the election, he's not going anywhere, and his supporters are not going anywhere. He will keep having rallies (autocorrect tried to change that to rabies), he will keep threatening, on a daily basis, to *run again.* And he possibly would, and would possibly *win* again.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

A relief in that we now knew we were in Hell and no longer had to worry about whether we were going there.

That's about the extent of the 'relief'. Then your head goes back into the cesspool.

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

I guess we'll find out, one way or another. Even beloved presidents get dismissively tagged and treated as lame ducks on day one of their second term. And people *hate* Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

josh this line of argument is boneheaded and i'm not sure why you're making it. "trump is the symptom not the disease" is an argument leftists have been making since he got elected, and you seem to have contorted it into "well even if he loses we're fucked forever so he might as well win"

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

Reagan didn't start institutionalizing his evil until he had Ed Fucking Meese as AG suggesting Federalist Society morons for lifetime appointments for fuck's sake.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

I’m not putting money of RBG living another four years so a second trump term would be a disaster in that regard.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

on pain of antiquity

With the Senate sergeant-at-arms uttering the proclamation “All persons are commanded to keep silence, on pain of imprisonment,” the 100 senators are now held to a vow of silence and confined to their chairs for the duration of the day’s proceedings.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

with duct tape

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

If Trump is defeated there will at least be the sense that governing as he did will lead to defeat. If he is re-elected his presidency will be the model of success that will be followed by the GOP until long after we're all dead.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

I don't want him to win, and him gone would be a good thing. But I think him losing would be a shortsighted victory. As much as Obama winning, twice, turned out to be a shortsighted victory as well. All I can do is vote, convince others to vote, protest, and convince others to protest.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:47 (five years ago)

you are making literally no sense

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

It would also depend on Who he beats. If Bernie were the nominee and lost to Trump then there will never be another leftist nominated.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

But I think him losing would be a shortsighted victory. As much as Obama winning, twice, turned out to be a shortsighted victory as well.

There is no symmetry to be had here.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

so what's going on in the hearing ? i haven't been able to follow it today. Mitch is making concessions ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

xpost The symmetry as I see it is that Obama winning twice perhaps convinced people to let their guard down, enabling Trump to win. I'd worry (I worry a lot) that Trump losing could do the same. I want more than anything the GOP getting their ass handed to them in dramatic fashion, convincingly, for years to come, but apparently that's not going to be in the cards for at least several local and national elections.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

xp

at the very last minute, the rules that mcconnell is putting up for a vote had some major revisions:

each side would get 3 days to present their argument, instead of 2.
the house evidence would be admitted without a vote, instead of requiring a vote.

apparently susan fucking collins played a role in getting him to relent on these

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

If Trump is defeated there will at least be the sense that governing as he did will lead to defeat. If he is re-elected his presidency will be the model of success that will be followed by the GOP until long after we're all dead.

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, January 21, 2020 2:46 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if for no other reason, this^

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

one of the many things i don't like about trump is that he never really does anything unexpected. it's just variations on narcissistic cruelty or pure dumbassery.

It would leaven my faith in the potential of humanity if, just once, he showed up unannounced at a tribute to Toni Morrison, spoke briefly and eloquently about how Sula taught him the true meaning of friendship and then left quietly.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

a shortsighted victory

perhaps you meant short-lived? there was nothing shortsighted about it that I can see.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

some major revisions

not major in real terms

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

However long-lived the victory is will depend on everyone staying awake and engaged past November, and not being all, "OK, time to ignore politics for another 4 years." It's a necessary, but not a sufficient, condition to repair the damage.

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

Out of curiosity, has any president with a first-term approval rating consistently in the low 40s ever been reelected?

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

clinton and obama come closest

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

obama's was in mid-high 40s for years 3 and 4 before his re-election
clinton's hovered around 50 for much of his first term, dipping into the 40s frequently

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

He's broken so many norms and countered so many predictions I'm not sure (American) history necessarily provides a useful model.

His presence as president has caused untold millions unfathomable fear, harm and anxiety. As long as he is lurking out there, that anxiety will persist. I wish I was confident him losing reelection would lessen that, but I don't know. It would be a relief on many fronts, for sure, if only to establish that there is some limit to what voters will tolerate.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

is the senate trial so boring that you must keep this going

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

Irony Y/N

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

lol actually I forgot it was on, but Schiff seems to be doing well!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

In terms of politics, the fact that McConnell has consistently and loudly telegraphed the outcome for months gives the nation the clear message that they can ignore Trump's impeachment entirely. Trump, much like Reagan, is a television-driven president and making the trial as boring as possible plays into Trump's strengths. His tweets will be far more compelling drama than the facts McConnell plans to bury under a dump truck load of drawn-out nonsense. And the media will reciprocate by reporting the empty drama, not the boring facts.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

beginning to think there's nothing that doesn't "play into Trump's strengths"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

his greatest strength being that he's a in a country full of assholes and dipshits

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

Committing flagrant crimes and getting caught is his only weakness.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

xpost Does give him a leg up, that's fore sure.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

lol @ McConnell fucking up his vote count

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

CNBC:

Senate Democrats won two key changes to the rules of President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial as proceedings kicked off Tuesday afternoon.

The changes will permit each sides’ opening arguments to span three days, instead of two, and will also admit materials into evidence from the House investigation into Trump last fall.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

You're welcome

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

xp did he fuck it up? the key vote he's talking about is the one, after opening arguments, to admit additional new evidence/witnesses. last i heard (a few hours ago) he said he had 53 votes against, which would protect his evil plan

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

It is critical at this time of national crisis that we do our utmost to maintain the fiction that the Senate is the greatest deliberative body in the world.

Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

Incitatus

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

zoe lofgren is a very good reader, she should do voiceovers for tedious educational films about how government works

akm, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

at this time of national crisis

border caravan? Iran imminent threat? shortage of chicken sandwiches?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:21 (five years ago)

the legislative branch forfeiting its power of oversight over the chief executive

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

Was the length of time given to previous impeachments precisely limited to the time it's registered as having taken or would it have been more open ended if it had taken longer? I'd just be thinking that things take as long as they take so this is an artificial deadline.
& just totally the anathema of justice anyway. I half listened to the Trump defense team lie with every breath a couple oof hours ago.
& seems like taht is a standard that the GOP are determined to keep up.
What is a trial without the relevant evidence? A complete sham which is presumably what McConnell wants anyway.
I think your senate may be a bit broken and need this to go right as a first step towards repair.
Wasn't going to watch any of that debate cos I knew it was just going to be utterly shat on. Then did catch Schiff and the lady following.
BUt what use is coherent dialogue if it's just something to poop on from one side of the aisle.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:31 (five years ago)

If/when Trump loses the election, he's not going anywhere, and his supporters are not going anywhere.

His supporters will largely dissipate as they are dedicated to him, not to the separate ideological aims of the Republican Party. It would take another colossal, famous asshole & huckster to fill that void, and there is no famous asshole as colossal as him alive.

He can keep holding rallies, but the media will have less impetus to cover them, and his brain is melting too fast for him to keep the con up once the authority of the office is gone. A fat old man sweating and shouting about how very unfair everyone has been to him, while being unable to stand or walk unsupported, has less inherent entertainment value or worth as an avatar for the audience's own aspirations, once that man is not ostensibly powerful. (Being out of office might reveal his bankruptcy too, as his lendors have no further advantage to be gained from their leverage.)


As much as Obama winning, twice, turned out to be a shortsighted victory as well.

Obama had the near-unprecedented chance to effect material change to benefit the American people in his first year, and chose to bail out the banks instead. It was clear not much was going to happen in the following seven.

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

He had the near-unprecedented chance to transform ponies into unicorns when he had a filibuster-proof Senate from July-August 2009 and again from September to, I think, January.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

meanwhile lol:

Flake says argument that president ‘did no wrong’ pains him

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

xp Perfectly accurate, until you recall that his filibuster-proof Senate was filled with US Senators.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

yes that's true

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:53 (five years ago)

every non-Republican Senator stood ready to do the President's bidding, especially Joe Lieberman

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

Dems needed an ideological purge like the de facto one the Repugs have had

but now is a good time too

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:57 (five years ago)

to the Blue Dog constituents: "We don't want your votes, hillbillies"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:58 (five years ago)

July-August 2009 and again from September to, I think, January

The perfect time!

(My thesis incorporates the idea that the populace would have been exceptionally receptive to being sold transformative policy [possibly quickly, possibly over months and years] at that point. The opportunity existed for leadership to pitch and campaign on long-term changes, but instead they rushed to slap one rubber cement patch on a leaking dinghy, and assure the people that they ought to go back to not thinking about anything, especially not how much their boat had sunk already.)

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

I think Hakeem Jefferies is speaking now? not bad as these things go

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 01:35 (five years ago)

Is there a reason why this isn’t blanketing every network?

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 01:45 (five years ago)

NBC is showing something called “Ellen’s Game of Games”

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 01:46 (five years ago)

The networks don't have to show this and they are afraid of both bad ratings and politically-motivated reprisals from the FCC.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 01:47 (five years ago)

Dems needed an ideological purge like the de facto one the Repugs have had

Exactly. I told my Mom, who is mostly liberal/left, but keeps asking who is going to pay for everything, that I want the left version of Steve King. Like mandatory abortions for everyone. Then maybe we can talk about compromise.

The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 02:26 (five years ago)

Had this on for a good part of the day while puttering around the house, running errands, napping, cooking, etc. I only paid attention for maybe an hour. So I was encouraged a little while ago to hear Carl Bernstein call it a "devastating" day for Trump, but, at the same time, keep waiting for one of those old-guard media guys to start down that road and stop himself cold: "It was a deva--ah, fuck, what difference does it make?"

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 02:39 (five years ago)

Does the NYT stylebook just have an entire chapter on synonyms for both-sidesing now? pic.twitter.com/VQTog1ZBNF

— Jonathan Myerson Katz (@KatzOnEarth) January 22, 2020

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

oh the acrimony

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 05:11 (five years ago)

I humbly submit that the honorable gentleman from the great state of Kentucky is, and ever has been, both a scoundrel and a popinjay. Nay, a scallywag!

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:29 (five years ago)

a pettifogger!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:36 (five years ago)

why would any value be assigned to Carl Bernstein in 2020?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 12:08 (five years ago)

Roberts now needs to recuse himself from the upcoming Supreme Court states rights case arguing the legality of pettifogging in Florida. Good job, John.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

Roberts looks like suddenly aged 135 years in the last 24 hours.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 12:43 (five years ago)

If only Scorsese had his technology

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

i had this terrible sinking feeling, as i watched the proceedings last night at midnight (central time): "i'm going to end up listening to almost all of this, aren't i?"

on the plus side i've been doing some painting recently and impeachment proceedings make for very nice listening imo

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

In 1987 I had a job removing rotting insulation from an old house; it was the summer of Iran-Contra.

To this day if I chance to listen to political-procedural news, I associate it with the smell of fiberglass and mold.

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

I missed it but did they vote on witnesses yet? Did Collins vote for if so? I’m assuming not since I’ve seen nothing

akm, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

I want to watch, and tried, but don't have the stomach for it

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

No witnesses until they get through the main part of the trial, at which point they'll vote on it again. All votes for witnesses so far have failed.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

What would even be the point of calling witnesses in the trial of someone who is innocent and has nothing to hide? Surely those witnesses would rather be fishing or reading a good book, why bother them and waste everyone's time with a bunch of repetitive exonerating testimony.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell thanked Chief Justice Roberts for his “patience” as the first day of the trial stretched past 12 hours. “It comes with the job,” Roberts responded. There was some applause for the chief justice in the chamber.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

from what i witnessed yesterday, roberts' duties as the presiding justice in this case are 1) be the timekeeper. periodically announce how much time each side has remaining.

that's it.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

oh yeah, i forgot, 2) lend the facade of dignity and formality to the complete bullshit taking place directly in front of him

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

3) to go to sleep and never wake up, while Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Thomas simultaneously do the same

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

He did get snippy late last night!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Someone undercook his Moons over my Hammy?

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

what a fucking prick, all of them

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

Not a way to talk about Denny's employees

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

Trump said he would prefer to have Bolton and others testify but then added, “The problem with John is that it’s a national security problem. ... He knows some of my thoughts. He knows what I think about leaders. What happens if he reveals what I think about a certain leader and it’s not very positive and I have to deal on behalf of the country?”

damn imagine if some leaders knew what he thought about them

nashwan, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:02 (five years ago)

And vice versa.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

I'm sure every world leader just assumes that Trump either has talked shit about them or has no idea they exist.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:09 (five years ago)

peach rump

ciderpress, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

i heard the clip of the sarge-at-arms goin "hear ye hear ye" yesterday and man, he sounded like he was on Zoloft.

Cokie Roberts woulda been scandalized.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

what a fucking prick, all of them

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, January 22, 2020

new board description imo

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

He did get snippy late last night!

that word always makes me think of the story where Dubya fumes on the phone when Gore withdraws his concession on Election Night 2000, and Gore said "You don't have to get snippy about it."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

i have to say, i am enjoying this part here - the 3 days straight of the house managers presenting the case without being interrupted. especially with the senators being forced to attend, with no phones or talking out loud. don't get me wrong, i understand that it won't affect the republicans' votes. but this is almost certainly the first time that any of them have been forced to sit and listen to exactly how fucking wrong they all are, at length, indisputably, since they were children (if that).

if nothing else, when future generations rightly wonder how in the fuck this all happened and why a whole party could unanimously side with a corrupt villain rather than bear the indignity of having to retire or getting voted out of office, we can always remember this glorious moment of republicans being forced to stfu and listen for 3 days straight, and that the correct decision was abundantly clear, not obfuscated whatsoever

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

that is pretty much the only value unless any citizens who are hearing/watching wake up

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:37 (five years ago)

Schiff was terrific yesterday, and even Nadler looked for once out for blood

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

nah, there's more value than that. even if/when the impeachment vote fails, it's still important to at least try to hold corrupt people accountable. when we stop doing that, even, we forfeit our right to complain (a right i very much intend to hold onto). also, it would be very hard to explain to people in the future why he wasn't impeached. "but we knew republicans wouldn't vote to impeach him! so it wasn't worth trying!!" would not be a winner. much better to do the right thing, let the republicans do the wrong thing, and make as many people as possible understand that in November and beyond.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

^otm

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

and Den senatorial candidates can use excerpts in campaign ads

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

perhaps. i may have a lower opinion of its effect on the Unwashed.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

In an incredible exchange at Davos, @realdonaldtrump admits he is comfortable with the status of the impeachment trial because the White House is withholding evidence. "Honestly, we have all the material. They don't have the material." As always, he says the quiet part out loud. pic.twitter.com/Gk3h1QZyAi

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) January 22, 2020

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

Schiff is presenting such a complex, yet coherent, timeline (to me) of all of the behind the scenes emails and conversations that it’s hard to imagine anyone not following the trail or agreeing with it. But you still have his base focused solely on that one ‘perfect’ phone call.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:40 (five years ago)

And the fact that it’s Shifty Schiff.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:41 (five years ago)

Schiff has been amazing in his ability to speak with logic at length on all of this. I'm really impressed

Dan S, Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:45 (five years ago)

Pierce agrees:

Schiff led off the House managers’ 24 hours of presenting their case, and he came up with a bravura two-hour recitation of the facts that connected one dot to another. Schiff has a remarkable facility to organize and present a chain of events logically and with perfect clarity. He mixed in video clips drawn from various sources during the past eight months. He had particular fun with White House Chief-of-Staff Mick Mulvaney’s blundering press conference in which Mulvaney pretty much admitted that the Ukraine aid was indeed a quid pro quo, and in which Mulvaney argued that this kind of thing happened all the time, advising the rest of the country to "get over it."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:47 (five years ago)

Every time Trump or some toady repeats ‘read the transcript’ I want to scream. It’s a chain of events, not one fucking phone call.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:55 (five years ago)

Meanwhile, over at Fox News, “Restless lawmakers struggle to sit through Schiff’s opening argument.”

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:01 (five years ago)

the republicans are heroes, for having to sit through it! sit with strength, gentleman! sit with righteous contempt!!!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:25 (five years ago)

^^ favorite Bowie lyric

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

just for one day!

Dan S, Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

Karl speaks wisdom as always.

Don't spin the witness thing as "oh darn we wanted witnesses, too bad we were outvoted." Spin it as "what is the administration afraid of?"

Don't spin the inevitable party-line vote as "oh well, at least we tried." Spin it as "Republicans never even pretended to take this seriously, let's punish them in November."

Underscore that every procedural blocking tactic that McConnell uses adds more evidence for the "obstruction" charge. Ensuring a complicit and compliant gop Senate caucus was and is a part of the obstruction tactic.

When any right-winger says anything about a lack of evidence, point out BOTH how much evidence already exists AND that there would be a lot more if not for the WH stonewalling - what are they trying to hide, anyways? If everything was perfect then why won't the WH provide the documents and witnesses that would corroborate that narrative?

Etc

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 January 2020 03:33 (five years ago)

once the Grifter is sent back to Florida, Schiff can resume his previous identity as Mr Military Boondoggle Voter.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 03:39 (five years ago)

Futility is the first refuge of straight white guys, I always say.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 03:40 (five years ago)

apparently someone tweeted 150x on his flight back from Davos

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 03:46 (five years ago)

I heard @realDonaldTrump would like to attend the impeachment trial. Mr. President, would love to have you as my guest during this partisan charade. pic.twitter.com/GhTZ9Ez4U4

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 22, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

i bet that ticket comes with a promise ring

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 06:29 (five years ago)

uh Judge Napolitano otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:20 (five years ago)

Foregone conclusion or not, I've seen a couple of congress people on twitter, Chris Murphy in the Senate and Justin Amash of the House, strongly imply that several Senators may have never seen or heard much of the evidence or testimony being presented before. I don't know how that's possible unless they've been ignoring the news for months, for plausible deniability, but regardless, folks like Schiff could potentially be making an impact.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:30 (five years ago)

and they won't hear it if they keep getting to pee or say sup to Laura Ingraham on camera.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:50 (five years ago)

if for no other reason to than to sustain the illusion of SC impartiality and its role in all this I really wish Roberts would admonish these shits to remain seated and pay attention, that it's their job

"upon pain of imprisonment" lol what weak sauce all around

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:52 (five years ago)

apparently the ratings are good, to put this on a trumpian level

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

the NYT ran a story yesterday in which the jus' folks interviewed knew exactly what the House charged the president with.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

An under-appreciated aspect of this clusterf*ck is John Roberts solidifying his status as the blander and smarmier version of Melville Fuller https://t.co/Mf5EHgQI4o

— Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) January 23, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

The Melville Fuller!?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:07 (five years ago)

better mustache than Roberts imo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:07 (five years ago)

hadda look him up; pro-trust tool of a CJ

dignity, always dignity

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

ignoring the news for months

I am mildly conflicted because for normal citizens this may be a good sanity move, for a senator it smacks of dereliction tho

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

The senators are sworn into silence yet they're all on teevee.

Such schmucks.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:22 (five years ago)

Dereliction? In our senators?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

help them out by muting them

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:24 (five years ago)

’21 Empty Seats’: More Than One-Third of GOP Senators Reportedly Left Room During Schiff’s Speech

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

why isn't the sergeant-at-arms cuffing those dopes? still on Zoloft?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

There are less than 10 Republican Senators that may possibly be swayed on basic rules questions about witnesses and evidence, and probably far fewer on actual removal. Not sure that the fuss over a bunch of Senators who clearly don't give a crap makes sense.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

21 Senators flouting the rules, which forbid them leaving the room or talking, with penalties up to imprisonment (lols yea right). it's a giant "fuck you" to Schiff and the trial and basically saying "this is a sham trial, we don't have to obey the rules".

your Law and Order party, folks. Dems need to use this in their campaigns as well. keep pointing out how often the Law and Order party flouts the law as it doesn't apply to them.

i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

21 Senators: A GOP-centric 21 Pilots tribute band.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

"Heathens' would make sense

i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

The fact that a lot of these Senators are being exposed to the House's case for the first time is the more wtf aspect of this for me.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

tbh i've yet to come to terms with the fact that Donald fucking Trump is the president of these united states

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

Would be curious to know what % of those 21 senators are staunch pro-lifers who have at some point coerced someone they impregnated into getting an abortion.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

would safely put the over/under at 75%

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

the Senators walking out is infuriating, I thought this was the party of LAW AND ORDER & DO YOUR JOB

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

The fact that a lot of these Senators are being exposed to the House's case for the first time is the more wtf aspect of this for me.

All members of Congress have only so many hours in a day and must prioritize very strictly. For example dialing for dollars takes up 2-4 hours a day. Then there are the delegations of business owners to meet, lobbyists to strategize with, staff meetings, publicity-seeking events, and numberless cocktail parties to attend. Who has time for reading transcripts or understanding the details of the president's venal political maneuvers?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

speaking as a former US Senator, i can say with confidence that it is pretty easy to assign some go-getter underling to pay attention to the whole "the president is an active crook" thing and have them brief you on the most important items every few weeks

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

frankly, at this point i am very impressed whenever one of the house reps or senators displays any sort of knowledge for any of the issues on hand, on anything. i assume that they are constantly synthesizing information from briefings from all their staff, who are the people who actually know things. in general, the politician's job (imo) is to try not to be a tremendous dick, to listen to subject matter experts, to select qualified people to serve as subject matter experts/staff, and offer some version of a coherent viewpoint when chuck fucking todd's chipmunk face looks in your direction

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

Really, though, what incentive would they even have had to engage to that extent, assuming the party line (explicitly-stated or no) has long been that this would be a show trial with no action on the part of the senate?

It may be interesting to see if the trial moves the needle at all with any of their constituents and that winds up prompting them to take things a little more seriously. Although the trial will likely be too short and their constituents too unfocused for any potential threat to their reelection to develop in time.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

xpost

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

Come ON, folks; they are allowed to go to the bathroom.

Presumably where "go to the bathroom" means an hour of playing Angry Birds, an hour being interviewed by Fox, and an hour of drunkenly groping a dewy intern or two.

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

Leave us be charitable and assume that they're just locked in a protracted battle with their rapidly-aging bowels.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

and that at the time the reporter did the headcount, 21 republicans were battling their decrepit bowels while only 2 democrats were.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

Per CNN, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) spent more time out of his seat than in it Wednesday night. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) also left for stretches, while Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) could be seen using his iPhone in the Democratic cloakroom (electronics are banned from the chamber during the trial).

Meanwhile, some of those who may have the most to lose by being sequestered stayed securely in place for the duration on Wednesday. According to CNN, Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), both running for President, stayed in the chamber for the entirety of the proceedings. They were reportedly joined by Sens. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) and Susan Collins (R-ME), two of the most scrutinized lawmakers due to their past willingness to vote with Democrats.

...Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) told CNN that senators are struggling to understand why they have to sit there in the first place, accusing Democrats of presenting the “same arguments over and over and over again.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:33 (five years ago)

Really, though, what incentive would they even have had to engage to that extent, assuming the party line (explicitly-stated or no) has long been that this would be a show trial with no action on the part of the senate?

maybe I'm being naïve here but I think this is something that really *has* changed in the Trump era, 10 years ago they'd at least pretend to care

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

senators are struggling to understand why they have to sit there in the first place

Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) conclusively demonstrates that he is unfit to sit on any jury anywhere for any purpose. But I bet he could wax on at length about the need for naturalized US citizens to demonstrate a deep knowledge of and commitment to their civic duty.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

accusing Democrats of presenting the “same arguments over and over and over again.”

unlike the president, who famously referred to his phone call as perfect only once, suggested that we read the transcript only once.

his impressive restraint in suggesting that we "lock her up" *precisely once* was and is a model of statesmanlike oratorical concision

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

remember that time he talked about building a wall?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

I don't think that was widely publicized

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

Addressing Trump’s assertion that a president must violate a statute to be impeached, Nadler played a clip of Graham from when he was a House manager in the Clinton impeachment.

“What’s a high crime?” Graham said. “How about if an important person hurts somebody of low means? It’s not very scholarly. But I think it’s the truth. I think that’s what they meant by high crime. It doesn’t even have to be a crime. It’s just when you start using your office and you’re acting in a way that hurts people. You’ve committed a high crime.”

Graham had exited the chamber by the time the clip of his remarks was being played.

lindsey sure does have to use the restroom a lot, weird

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

Santorum is a harsh mistress.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 January 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

the “same arguments over and over and over again.”

about toilets and dishwashers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

i love that schiff is literally reading the transcript, as the entire trumposphere has been begging for months, and annotating it with his thoughts

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:22 (five years ago)

schiff doing a fantastic job

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

it's his "Have You No Sense of Decency?" argument

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

Schiff's exceeded my expectations.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:33 (five years ago)

that was very academy award-nominated last 10 minutes of the legal drama monologue, i loved it

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

That was powerful. If that’s all we’re gonna get out of this, the effort was worthwhile.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:35 (five years ago)

After Wednesday’s presentation, Sen. Lindsey Graham—one of Trump’s fiercest advocates in the Senate and a House manager in the last impeachment trial, of Bill Clinton—went up to Schiff to applaud him for a job well done. “He’s well spoken, he did a good job of creating a tapestry, taking bits and pieces of evidence and emails and giving a rhetorical flourish, making an email come alive, sometimes effectively, sometimes a little over the top,” Graham told reporters on Thursday morning. “But quite frankly I think they did a good job of taking bits and pieces of the evidence and creating a quilt out of it.”

symsymsym, Friday, 24 January 2020 03:53 (five years ago)

Nice compliment there from Sen. Graham. But he'll still vote the party line to stonewall, cover up, and acquit. I ardently hope that all these yahoos will pay a heavy price at their next election, however unlikely that outcome may seem atm.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 January 2020 04:32 (five years ago)

DC’s WTOP coverage sure wants to try and make this seem like it COULD GO EITHER WAY

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 January 2020 05:13 (five years ago)

10 or 11 plane crashes and maybe

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 05:15 (five years ago)

at the last minute Ronald Reagan's ghost arrives in the Senate chamber and moans, "Who the hell is Donald Trump?"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

i have news via talking points memo!
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/report-trump-recorded-telling-parnas-and-fruman-to-take-her-out-about-yovanovitch

President Trump was recorded telling two buddies of Rudy Giuliani’s that he wanted Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch fired in April 2018, ABC reports.

“Take her out!” Trump reportedly said on the recording to Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, after being told that the career foreign service officer was “badmouthing” him in Kyiv.

Fruman reportedly made the recording, which occurred at a small April 30, 2018 dinner at the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C.

Todd Blanche, an attorney for Fruman, did not immediately return a request for comment.

“Get rid of her!” a voice that appears to be Trump’s reportedly said on the recording. “Get her out tomorrow. I don’t care. Get her out tomorrow. Take her out. Okay? Do it.”

Parnas reportedly told Trump on the recording that “the biggest problem there, I think where we need to start is we gotta get rid of the ambassador. She’s still left over from the Clinton administration.”

“She’s basically walking around telling everybody ‘Wait, he’s gonna get impeached, just wait,” Parnas reportedly added.

but don't worry, there's an explanation


Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) dismissed the recording as a reflection of how New Yorkers talk. “Totally different style,” Sen. Johnson said.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

thought he didn't know Parnas

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:45 (five years ago)

a reflection of how New Yorkers talk

I don't see Trump saying "standing on line" there

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

Ron Johnson (R-WI) is an expert on the nyc dialect, though

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

fuhgeddaboutit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say, take her out!

jaymc, Friday, 24 January 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

eyyyyy, i'm presidentin heah

mookieproof, Friday, 24 January 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

*opens the white house window to address loud press corps*

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

*slams window shut*

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

TS: "locker room talk" vs "new york talk"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

"Get her out tomorrow. I don’t care. Get her out tomorrow. Take her out. Okay? Do it.”

(sound of stuck window being yanked open)

"Hey! Hey asshole! I'm trying to sleep up here!"

"Why don't you shut the fuck up!?"

(another window opens)

"What the fuck is going on down there?"

"None of your fucking business!"

"What was that?"

"I said, none of your fucking business!"

"What ... well, I ..."

"Did you just tell my wife 'none of your fucking business'?!"

"Yeah, I did! Why don't you fuck off, too!"

"Fuck you, I'm coming down there right now to kick your ass.!

"I'll be waiting here, asshole. I'll be here."

"Don't go anywhere, you asshole!"

(window slams shut, someone rumbles down the stairs and exits into the dimly lit alley.)

"What the ... Donald Trump?!"

(Trump takes the phone from his ear)

"Now what the fuck are you going to do, huh? You come at me, you gotta go through my security goons. They're gonna ... hey, where did they go?"

"I guess they don't like you either, asshole."

(Sound of Trump getting his ass kicked)
(Window opens again)

"I said knock it the fuck off! I've gotta get to work at 4am tomorrow. I'm gonna call the cops, so help me ... Wait, are you kicking Donald Trump's ass?"

"Yeah, asshole had it coming."

"Oh. Well, wrap it up in a couple of minutes, I've got to get some rest."

"No problem! We cool?"

"Yeah, we cool. Just keep it down, ok?"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 January 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

Ron Johnson (R-WI) adopting his brothers-in-GOP's 'steamed ham!'-level rhetorical calisthenics in proud service of a man who, under the right circumstances and with little provocation, would also absolutely call for Ron Johnson (R-WI) to be gotten rid of.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

under the right circumstances

Like if he even knew who he was.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 January 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

would like to hear the audio on these tapes.

and actually, if the audio DOESN'T leak soon, doesn't that make the GOP even LESS willing to vote to consider new evidence? if the broader public hasn't had a chance to hear trump's voice saying and doing the exact things he says he never has, then republicans certainly won't want to consider new evidence because that would mean exposing the audio.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

in other words, leak that shit, Fruman legal team

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

Don't know about the audio, but the video just leaked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UceGF3M56bE

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 January 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

This sounds to me like an open goal for any top Trump advisors who want to get rid of a rival, just tell Trump they heard that rival "bad-mouthing" him. Stephen Miller has probably used this gambit about a dozen times already.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

women are too emotional to be leaders

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

In much the same way that it's those on the left who are brittle, mewling snowflakes.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:47 (five years ago)

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say, take her out!

I started reading this in a Foghorn Leghorn voice. Now I want to hear a Foghorn Leghorn remix of 'Take Me Out'.

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:36 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVxmffCWoAA1kda?format=jpg&name=360x360

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 January 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

Jake Tapper: You think Trump is actually concerned about corruption?

GOP Sen. James Lankford: Yes, I do.

Tapper: Can you provide me any examples of Trump expressing concern about corruption?

Lankford: You're trying to put me on the spot! pic.twitter.com/Z0EXj3KB1y

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 24, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 January 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

Was a time when you could make a baseless, truth-perverting assertion without some wiseacre challenging that God-given right. Truly, a fallen world.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

Look, I'm not gonna come on this show and just sit here and let you interview me like this

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

I talked to your producer and nobody said anything about questions

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

Oh, I thought you said "Eruption," Trump's a huge Van Halen fan. Corruption, hell no he's not concerned about that.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Friday, 24 January 2020 21:30 (five years ago)

schiff getting into an interesting discussion of what will face swing state republicans who vote for impeachment. nothing new, but rarely publicly acknowledged. he's doing this in the service of an argument amount moral courage.

anyway, in the midst of this i realized how badly Amy Klobuchar wants to stand up and tell everyone that what the people really want to hear about is how are you going to unite this country and how are you going to defeat donald trump, well you could do worse than supporting a candidate who has never lost, Amy Klobuchar

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 01:46 (five years ago)

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/01/impeachment-senators-drinking-milk.html

j., Saturday, 25 January 2020 05:18 (five years ago)

It's so unfair that the networks stuck Trump with this shitty time slot. His show would be doing much better if it was on on Thursday nights — everybody knows that's when you get the really big ratings.

After having been treated unbelievably unfairly in the House, and then having to endure hour after hour of lies, fraud & deception by Shifty Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer & their crew, looks like my lawyers will be forced to start on Saturday, which is called Death Valley in T.V.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2020

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 25 January 2020 14:19 (five years ago)

fuck him and his fucking TV dots

nashwan, Saturday, 25 January 2020 14:39 (five years ago)

Saturday night took out both Twin Peaks and Freaks & Geeks, he knows what happens to cult-things in that time slot.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 January 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

but the Golden Girls thrived!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 January 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

cult status xp

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Saturday, 25 January 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

Would you like some cheese with that whine, there, President Fusspot? Jesus.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

It's a wonder that he doesn't regularly lapse into wracking sobs. BUT MOOOOM IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIIR!!!!

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

Would he rather have this on prime time where everyone would see it?

StanM, Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

Yes, for the defense portion.

Miami weisse (WmC), Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:26 (five years ago)

trump defense starting in on the key question: proving that lots of people were and are concerned about corruption in ukraine

didn't think about that. kind of blows up the entire case against trump

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:27 (five years ago)

The defense seems extremely weak, but I'm biased. Would be interested to know if this is convincing anyone.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

they just finished for the day, after 1 hour. guessing they'd rather save their important arguments for the primetime goldmine of MTW, noon-8pm

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

Maybe they have a lot more to discuss Monday, but today seemed extremely thin.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

the thing is, though - did you know that LOTS of people are concerned about corruption in ukraine? not just trump?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:10 (five years ago)

and all those documents the various agents didn't release to the house investigative committees because the white house wouldn't let them, and the people that won't testify in court because the white house wouldn't let them...

did you know the only reason the white house wouldn't let them is because the requests for documents were made before the house officially voted for the impeachment inquiry? that's the only reason.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

*points to television screen at 11am on a saturday*

you are very relaxed. your tension and stress is gathering into one sphere, shrinking, and flying out of the top of your head. you can hear it receding now. it is in the hallway. your stress has put a coat on and stepped outside. you can hear the stressball rolling down the sidewalk, and now it is completely gone. listen to the lack of stress. you believe everything i say. the president is actually very concerned about corruption in many countries. he has done nothing wrong. it is normal to withhold aid in a secretive process that your own team is confused about, using rudy giuliani and some guys from a company called Fraud Guarantee as the point people for a shadow diplomacy campaign over the course of several months. tide is the best laundry detergent. it gets your clothes cleaner, faster than the alternatives. your mother used tide. your children will use tide. now i want you to concentrate on the tips of your eyelashes. feel your energy in the thinnest of hairs, now spreading to the bottom and top lids and down the ridges of your nose, dripping down into your mouth and flowing through your body's network. understanding is washing over you and altering your dna. when you wake up, turn on the television and find a middle aged white man who yells. this man is your new teacher. live in love, love to live.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

Trump, who recently tweeted that bribery should be legal, is very concerned with corruption. Makes you think.

whistling (brownie), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

iirc they can't bank hours today by pushing things into Wed. of next week. I *think* the rules stipulate x hours over three days, which means they have to finish by Tues.

more likely they are lazy and want to go home and have no case in the first place

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

Someone noted that this opening presentation by the defense only seems to further underscore the need for more witnesses.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 January 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

along those lines:

Sen. Joe Manchin told me Trump’s team did a “good job” and are “making me think about things.” He added: “One thing that stuck in my mind is they said there isn’t a witness they have had so far that had direct contact with the president. I’d love to hear from Mulvaney and Bolton”

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) January 25, 2020

(wow manchin is a despicable shit!)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

Seems like he's walking the line between paying lip service to both sides while leaning on the need for witnesses

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

Nah he's just really dumb and spineless

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

rumblings this morning that he will split his votes on the two counts

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:38 (five years ago)

BIPARTISAN TOTAL EXONERATION

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

lonely senator thinking baout things

symsymsym, Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

This is one thing where it's fine for Manchin to be chickenshit for "electability" since there's zero chance of conviction anyway.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

we have to let manchin take this unethical vote so that we can get him re-elected so that he'll be there as a democrat for important votes, such as, i don't know, an impeachment hearing

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:37 (five years ago)

manchin is like a permanent IOU - he's definitely going to pay out at the end!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:38 (five years ago)

Doug Jones, theoretically even more vulnerable, just made a definitive request for witnesses based on the WH defense.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

man, fuck manchin. he's not up for re-election 'til 2024. grow some cojones.

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Saturday, 25 January 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

Lede on NPR news: "Senate Republicans impressed with opening argument of Trump defense team." Your public radio donations at work!

(I realize M L Kelly did well, but otoh they give the likes of Jonah Goldberg regular slots)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 January 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

for sure, NPR is a continual let down of "evenhanded" coverage these days, it's almost a performance piece

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

the trump/fruman/parmas "get rid of her" tape is now public

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

whereas the "grab her pussy" tape has been public for over three years now.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emmaloop/trump-tape-yovanovitch-take-her-out-parnas-fruman-giuliani

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:27 (five years ago)

trying to stay positive about things, where i can, so i'll note that this is very good timing. this is directly relevant to the impeachment proceedings, it is now public, and to not admit it as evidence in the "trial" is indefensible. yes, i know most of the GOP will vote to keep it out of the trial anyway. but it makes that decision more painful for them, at worst, and there's a chance that it could split off a few GOP votes for admitting evidence/witnesses

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

it's also kind of fascinating to have an hour long recording of trump candidly sharing his views with crooks, in a Nixon tapes kind of way

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:31 (five years ago)

lots of golf talk, how surprising

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

these nimrods guffawing at every shit-for-brains utterance

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:39 (five years ago)

It’s also mildly instructive that Parnas apparently is not bright enough to voice-record, so just used his camera app to make a video, with the phone face down on the table

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:42 (five years ago)

Not that it makes a difference at all but I think it’s Fruman

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

well i'll tell you what, the next media session with the press secretary is going to be pretty intense, i don't...oh wait

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

^Jan 2021

xp more astounding yet that whoever is in charge of such things is perfectly cool w ppl having phones in the room at all much less on the table

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

when Rudy Giuliani is your cybersecurity czar

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, 26 January 2020 00:00 (five years ago)

Republican Sen. Mike Braun said he hopes the impeachment process will “be instructive” for President Donald Trump’s conduct if he’s acquittedhttps://t.co/KJds56rkoe

— POLITICO (@politico) January 26, 2020

*bloodcurdling scream*

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

it will instruct him for damn sure, that the worst a Republic Senator will ever do is frown at him briefly, no matter who he shoots on Fifth Avenue.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

Trump Tied Ukraine Aid to Inquiries He Sought, Bolton Book Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/26/us/politics/trump-bolton-book-ukraine.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Dan S, Sunday, 26 January 2020 23:17 (five years ago)

trump never even met bolton. i mean, maybe at a fundraiser or something, but

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 January 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

bolton is a democrat!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 January 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

trump is not a racist!

At another point, Mr. Trump, while indulging a familiar lament — that other countries are not trading fairly with the United States — unleashed a tirade against the European Union.

“The European Union is a group of countries that got together to screw the United States,” Mr. Trump told his guests. “It’s as simple as that.”

Mr. Trump continued: “And frankly, they’re probably worse than China in a sense, just smaller. They’re worse than China in the sense of barriers.”

“But the European Union is really bad,” he said. “You know it doesn’t sound like it. You know, the European Union, we’re all sort of from there, right? But the European Union is brutal. But we’re changing that rapidly, too. They can’t even believe it.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

“The European Union is a group of countries that got together to screw the United States"

Uh, the United States more or less imposed the European Steel and Coal Community, the original precursor to the EU, on Europe in 1951 during the post WWII era. The European Common Market, created by the Treaty of Paris in 1959, was vigorously applauded by the USA as in complete accord with US interests during the Cold War. When the EU was formed, the USA was ecstatic to see its long-held foreign policy goal of a united Europe coming so much closer to fruition.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 27 January 2020 03:59 (five years ago)

Tangentially as a crossword addict I was intrigued when the ECU (an actual historical French monetary unit) was floated as an EU standard.

But I was frkn _ecstatic_ at the idea of the EMU (European Monetary Unit), purely because I loved the mental image of the European version of Fort Knox: millions of emus strutting cluckingly about, waiting to be employed to do their part in a trade-rich transnational economy.

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 January 2020 04:31 (five years ago)

... are we the baddies?

StanM, Monday, 27 January 2020 07:14 (five years ago)

Is there a bombshell counter anywhere online? https://t.co/OuJzRDWUmF

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) January 27, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2020 13:20 (five years ago)

lol Ken Starr is so horrible at this!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

Haha, I guess his non-yelliness is welcome, but I feel like I'm being sermonized by an elderly pastor.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

the Jonathan Edwards of a new generation

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

something tells me that trump and every single GOP senator are finding starr incredibly inspiring and insightful, leading them to even more new perspectives on how trump has done nothing wrong

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

Tuning in to the Democrats last week, I must confess it felt like listening to an evangelical radio station. I can only assume the Republicans sound the same and then some.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

From what I gather so far the defense is
1 impeachment is mean
2 everybody agreed on Nixon, not so here

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

It's kind of crazy how many people on Trump's team have been involved in covering up for sexual predators. Starr, Dersh, Jim Jordan ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

makes sense - how many different things do we experience that involve one person speaking for an hour at a time without commercials, without interruption or interaction by others? it's pretty much impossible in 2020,
because anything that can attract mass attention is monetized. sermons and these impeachment proceedings are one of the few exceptions

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

xp to "I must confess it felt like listening to an evangelical radio station."

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

both pastors and ken starr would look better if they put a giant Pennzoil logo running down their armsleeves

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

also if they were struck by lightning mid-sermon.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

BREAKING:

Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS) said that he had been reading “Gone with the Wind” when I asked what he thought about the weekend’s Bolton news, but added that it “remains to be seen” whether the Senate should hear from Bolton.

When asked why wouldn’t the Senate want to hear from a firsthand witness, Roberts conceded that “that’s a good question.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

Has anyone thought to just...ask McConnell why he wouldn't allow witnesses? I'll bet it's a thing he just hasn't really thought much about and if you asked him he would just get real pensive with like a faraway look as the notion finally sank in for the first time. 'Huh...why wouldn't we allow witnesses?'

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

update: 50% achieved, 2 targets remain

Democrats, who control 47 votes, need the support of four Republicans to effectively commandeer the trial and force the Senate to consider calling witnesses. But of the four Republicans who have suggested they are open to doing so, only two — Susan Collins of Maine and Mitt Romney of Utah — said on Monday that the Bolton report persuaded them that witnesses were needed.

A third, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, said he was “curious,” but was otherwise noncommittal. The fourth, Senator Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee, was similarly vague.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

of course, you gotta watch out for Manchin, who may need to vote with republicans now so that he can have the advantage in his re-election in 2024, so that perhaps in the future he can be there to vote with democrats during important votes

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

It's all just so nakedly debased. Like a detective showing up to work with a shiny new lunchbox and saying, nah, we don't need to investigate that lunchbox warehouse heist, it'll work itself out. I'm talking one of those lunchboxes with the full-size canteen and everything.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

update: 50% achieved, 2 targets remain

2 likely not possible because no one wants to be 51. it will be more than 51 or fail.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

operation "two birds with one stone"

we're gonna need a miracle

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

It's a relief to finally see the NYT run "GOP in Disarray" headline.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

these op-ed writers in the NYT seem to believe there's a better way:

Yet Republican members of the Senate have signaled that they intend to uphold Mr. Trump’s unprecedented decision to block all of this material.

But it turns out they don’t get to make that choice — Chief Justice John Roberts does. This isn’t a matter of Democrats needing four “moderate” Republicans to vote for subpoenas and witnesses, as the Trump lawyers have been claiming. Rather, the impeachment rules, like all trial systems, put a large thumb on the scale of issuing subpoenas and place that power within the authority of the judge, in this case the chief justice.

Most critically, it would take a two-thirds vote — not a majority — of the Senate to overrule that. This week, Democrats can and should ask the chief justice to issue subpoenas on his authority so that key witnesses of relevance like John Bolton and Mick Mulvaney appear in the Senate, and the Senate should subpoena all relevant documents as well.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/27/opinion/john-roberts-impeachment-witnesses.html

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

trump lawyer finally getting down to the burisma/hunter biden details now

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

The Biden/Burisma thing is just so perplexing. Even if everything the Trump people have intimated is true, so what? How does that exonerate Trump? What does that have to do with Trump? Have they ever even given a shitty reason for investigating Biden? It's all so Lionel Hutz. "Hunter Biden got a job at Burisma. Burisma! Ergo, we kept hundreds of millions of dollars from Ukraine because they didn't investigate him. I rest my case."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

It's not so perplexing when you consider they don't have to defend Trump, just provide enough cover for the Senate to acquit without too much damage. Muddying the waters and both sidesing it may be their best option.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (R-Pa.), an influential conservative in the Senate, has spoken with several colleagues in recent days about possibly summoning just two witnesses to President Trump’s impeachment trial, with one called by Republicans and one by Democrats, according to three Republican officials.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/toomey-proposes-a-one-for-one-witness-deal-in-trump-impeachment-after-bolton-revelations/2020/01/27/ec405d5c-414b-11ea-aa6a-083d01b3ed18_story.html

jaymc, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

i dare the republicans to call rudy

mookieproof, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

Is Collins still able to pull that little stunt? I thought the way she always caved on every bluff kind of undermined her credibility.

Stuck on the Republican show and tell for the last half hour so missed Starr. Did i miss anything?
Sounds from what I'm hearing now as though its just been doubling down on wghat in normal circumstances would be long since debunked irrelevant stories.

Is your America broken?

Stevolende, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

Even if everything the Trump people have intimated is true, so what?
How does that exonerate Trump?

it doesn't. the president is accused of holding back taxpayer funds to a military ally for a personal political favor. the biden stuff is immaterial to the thing trump is being accused of. they know that.

What does that have to do with Trump?

because most people don't care about the technical, legal scope of the accusations or proceedings. it's more about the perception of right vs wrong, who is corrupt, who is fighting against corruption. trump's lie has already resulted in a bunch of people who think that trump was acting patriotically in ukraine to expose the corruption of the bidens (and by extension, all evil democrats). but the real value in muddying the waters is in all the other people who reduce the whole impeachment down to "it's trump vs biden, and they're both wrong" or "i don't know exactly what's happening, just that it involves biden and trump and biden's son"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

They are hoping to create enough smoke so that when Russia hacks a trove of Hunter Biden's personal emails, that the media will play along again.

Frederik B, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

Is your America broken?

yes?

mookieproof, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

was gonna say, what kind of question is that

Miami weisse (WmC), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

My America has a first name, it's "B-O-L-O-G-N-A."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

Would just think that if this was an ideal healthy situation, basing your entire legal argument on an already exposed lie might equate to contempt of court or something.

But since it seems to be being allowed to stand things might just be a little warped. Like.

Stevolende, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

I start watching...and hit the couch and fall asleep. Anyway, caught about an hour while making dinner. Are they going to impeach Obama? Do they have the votes?

clemenza, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

Obama out of the White House now!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:43 (five years ago)

trump's lie has already resulted in a bunch of people who think that trump was acting patriotically in ukraine to expose the corruption of the bidens

honestly I kinda doubt too many of them even buy that line. I think a lot of them see it as the overtly political move that it obviously was and that you have to make the "it's about exposing corruption" argument for posterity, much in the same way a person can dodge taxes by being semi-honest in ways that are semi-legal. they don't care if Trump breaks the rules because politics is like sports to them

frogbs, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:58 (five years ago)

aaaaaaand here comes dershowitz!! class act!!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

please die on camera, and then fall face first and land in McConnell's lap

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

and repeat, like dominoes

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

i'm surprised that i haven't been riveted by this

treeship., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 01:36 (five years ago)

I've been thinking about that, and I'm not sure that's possible anymore. I thought I would be too--nothing. The problem, obviously, is that everybody knows everything immediately, long before the actual trial begins. Compare that with Alexander Butterfield in 1973 (July 16, so I may have been watching, but was too young in any case to have much understanding)--I don't think you can have a moment anymore like when he acknowledged the taping system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeQXopJ5U-Q

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:18 (five years ago)

one big thing that makes it less riveting is that you've probably been familiar with the main events, evidence, and arguments about them for weeks, months, and years in some cases.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:20 (five years ago)

the expected future is a let down

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:23 (five years ago)

The problem, obviously, is that everybody knows everything immediately, long before the actual trial begins.

oops, clemenza already said it

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:23 (five years ago)

& that the counter argument is basically crime can't be seen to be crime when it's done by people who are above the law.
& to see that as not being very conducive is treasonous. So you should be very ashamed of yourself go sit on the naughty step and let him continue because God gave him to us. Amen etc

Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 08:18 (five years ago)

Senate Democrats, who have been holding daily 11 a.m. news conferences during President Trump’s impeachment trial, used their time with reporters on Tuesday to serve up a little dramatic outrage over “the nerve and the gall” of President Trump’s legal team.

“Give me a break!” declared Senator Chuck Schumer, the minority leader, referring to Jay Sekulow, Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer. “He has the nerve and the gall to get up there and say that there is no eyewitness testimony when we know that John Bolton has eyewitness testimony and is willing to testify?”

(Mr. Schumer initially flubbed this line, using Hunter Biden’s name instead of Mr. Bolton’s. But his colleagues quickly corrected him, and he regrouped for the cameras.)

i see that one of the main goals for trump - get everyone to associate the bidens with the impeachment and trump's corruption - has succeeded

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

Also, that Schumer is not very camera-ready.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

He's got them doing his evil Bidens.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

its not riveting because we know the ending already

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

just amazes me that not only does Trump resort to the "I know you are but what am I" defense every fucking time, but it actually kinda works!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

Democrat politicians need to abandon the pretense and just take a paige from Chrissy Teigen and call him a "pussy ass bitch" at every opportunity.

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:30 (five years ago)

such a nasty lady

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

is it too much to ask for mr. trump's tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

um, do you realize he's in the middle of audit right now? you can't release tax returns in the middle of an audit! and he gets audited 100% of the time, so

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

cause Obama weaponized the IRS against his opponents

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

after the conclusion of the opening argument, everyone was suddenly allowed to speak again.

Senators Susan Collins, Republican of Maine, and Joe Manchin, Democrat of West Virginia, bipartisan allies who have twice worked together to bring an end to government shutdowns, were deep in conversation. Ms. Collins is likely to break with her party to call for witnesses to testify.

In the back corner of the chamber, Senators Kyrsten Sinema, Democrat of Arizona, and Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee were also having a lively talk; both could be seen gesturing. Ms. Sinema is viewed as someone who might cross party lines to vote to acquit Mr. Trump; Mr. Alexander has expressed openness to joining with Democrats to subpoena witnesses. They sat together for nearly 10 minutes after the proceedings concluded — sadly, out of earshot of the reporters staring from the gallery up above.

"psst. psst! hey, manchin! wanna play a little game called "who is more evil?"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

take california

Breaking: Sen. Dianne Feinstein became the first Democrat to suggest that she could vote to acquit President Trump despite serious concerns about his character. https://t.co/82GoQkmpAB

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 28, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

the whole "we're not here to upend the will of the voters" argument is so goddamn stupid. if Trump is removed it's not like the office goes to Hillary Clinton (who, I might point out, got a lot more votes than Trump)

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

just being reasonable and bipartisan

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

It's a bullshit argument, they'll use it to justify whatever they want to do. Need to block a SC nominee? Well ya see we believe the American people should have a say in it. No, not the American people who voted in 2012, fuck them; I'm talking about the American people who will vote in 2016. Need to keep your guy in office? Well ya see we believe the American people should not have their vote overturned. No not the American people who voted in 1996, fuck them: I'm talking about the American people who voted in 2016.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

Why........ would Feinstein do this

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:23 (five years ago)

Maybe she's sick of being a senator

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

because she's an amoral institutionalist

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

She does not say she is "leaning towards" acquittal. Not even close. pic.twitter.com/sM6LULrRL7

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) January 28, 2020

that headline is ... a bit weird. she's always said she was likely to acquit and did not support impeachment by the house. the statement that is new is her saying she is *less* likely to acquit based on what she's heard.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

she's terrible though, don't get me wrong.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

the people should judge, if they're not struck from the voting rolls

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

can we replace her with Annette Bening

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

and yeah that header is deliberately misleading

xps

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

has she announced her retirement yet btw?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

I think she wants to die in office

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

https://www.jweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/beningWEB.jpg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

The LA Times misunderstood what I said today. Before the trial I said I'd keep an open mind. Now that both sides made their cases, it’s clear the president’s actions were wrong. He withheld vital foreign assistance for personal political gain. That can’t be allowed to stand.

— Senator Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) January 28, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

new script pages from The Report

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

what a pro`

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:42 (five years ago)

because she's an amoral institutionalist

An amoral institutionalist would be gung-ho to eject the person most singularly responsible (or tied with McConnell) for trashing the integrity and norm structure of the institution!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

I think the @latimes has this story backwards. I was the reporter who asked @SenFeinstein these questions. She told me she was initially going to vote against impeachment "before this"

But when I asked her to clarify, she said she's changed her opinion https://t.co/sJeYl2VkNl

— Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) January 28, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

An acquaintance posted this about Feinstein and CA politics in 2018:

It was odd that Republicans voted more for De Leon (running against Feinstein, and more liberal than she was) than Democrats did. Vote for a Mexican-American liberal to...own the libs. But then who ever said that most R voters are bright bulbs?

Feinstein is something of a relic of pre-Wilson California; she first won her seat in 1992. And seems to want to be carried out feet first.

The problem was 1) a lot of people in CA didn't want to vote out a very senior Senator with Trump in office and 2) De Leon was kind of the best of an otherwise terrible lot opposing her; De Leon is president pro tempore of the CA State Senate. Other than De Leon, it was Alison Hartson (who runs the Wolf PAC, Cenk Uygur's PAC, 'nuff said) and a whole bunch of other also-rans and never-weres.

Shakey, etc can confirm, deny, etc

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

One time, I met Dianne Feinstein at an event and she introduced me to Dick Durbin as "an erstwhile reporter." I said, "No, I'm still a reporter." And she said, "Right, an erstwhile reporter." And I said, "That means that I'm a former reporter." And she said, "No, it means...

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) January 28, 2020


"...that you're now a reporter." And I said, "I'm pretty sure 'erstwhile' means 'former.'" And she said, "Really? It does?" And then she turned to Dick Durbin and said, "Dick, did you know that 'erstwhile' means 'former'"? Which is all to say that maybe Feinstein misspoke.

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) January 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

An amoral institutionalist would be gung-ho to eject the person most singularly responsible (or tied with McConnell) for trashing the integrity and norm structure of the institution!

the institution I was referring to was the Senate. all of the Senate's wounds in recent years have been self-inflicted.

re: Alfred's post - idk who voted for De Leon but he's a good guy and should definitely (and probably eventually will) take her seat

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

GOP votes for De Leon were because the GOP weren't even able to field a candidate for that seat, none of their candidates qualified for the general election ballot lol

the GOP is dead in this state

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

good news: apparently mcconnell doesn't have the votes to block witnesses/additional evidence.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:19 (five years ago)

there's only gonna be one witness and it'll be Hunter Biden

frogbs, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

Witnesses will not affect the preordained outcome or shift public opinion

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

What if those witnesses are nekkid?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:28 (five years ago)

De Leon is running for cd14 in LA this year and sounds like he might run for mayor if the timing works out. So he might not run for senate for a while He’s also not a good guy based on what I hear now he’s back in LA but still ... Feinstein.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

My best hope now is that this fucks the GOP up and they lose the senate.

akm, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:43 (five years ago)

McConnell will happily do any fucking evil or ignoble thing he has the power to do and the only way to make his misrule of the Senate even a tiny bit less egregious is for 51 senators to vote down whatever sick piece of crap he has put to a vote. So, any time it happens, it is a Good Thing, even when the good it accomplishes is simply to diminish McConnell's power by a barely perceptible amount. It proves it is possible.

A democratically controlled senate would be 1000x better, no matter how asinine its top leadership may be.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 23:59 (five years ago)

Important distinction between a “democratically elected Senate” which is an oxymoron afaik, and a “Democrat-controlled Senate” which is in the realm of possibility

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:14 (five years ago)

it's high time why we learned why hunter biden's $1,000,000 annual sinecure with burisma is so much more corrupt than jared kushner's 666 5th avenue mortgage arrangement with qatar. this will blow the lid off benghazi

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/02/qatar-666-5th-ave-jared-kushner

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

I would prefer Collins and Gardner vote to acquit and then lose their seats to some scenario where they make a show of bipartisanship/vote to convict and then keep their seats (and McConnell in power)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:41 (five years ago)

so you prefer not to hear from witnesses, and you prefer that republican senators vote to acquit

that seems like something republicans would be willing to agree with too

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:43 (five years ago)

I would prefer he be impeached, but there arent enough GOP “swing” votes.

I dont really care about the witnesses.

I would like the GOP to lose their Senate majority. GOP “swing” Senators being revealed as partisan hacks makes that more likely.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:52 (five years ago)

I care about witnesses because a lot of rightwing idiots love Bolton. Most/all of the witnesses and expert testimony can be dismissed by conservatives Democratic partisan stooges. I like the idea of them listening to Bolton explain what went down

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:55 (five years ago)

Wait til it turns out that he was a Democratic partisan stooge all along! Just like Mueller

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 01:41 (five years ago)

well, yeah

Just insane stuff happening on Lou Dobbs tonight pic.twitter.com/2RD8A3CpS4

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) January 28, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 02:13 (five years ago)

This, beyond all else, is why I will never understand why anyone boards this crazy train. No one on the right is safe when and if the rest of the GOP degenerates decide it's time to cut bait.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 02:24 (five years ago)

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

just don't say trump has republican heads on a pike - because that is just INSULTING

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 02:40 (five years ago)

joe fucking manchin re-earns his middle name

Senator Joe Manchin, Democrat of West Virginia, said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that he would be willing to vote with Republicans for testimony by Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. Mr. Manchin’s party has been stridently opposed to doing so, arguing that Mr. Biden is not only not relevant to the charges against Mr. Trump but a distraction put forward by Republicans trying to muddy the waters around his wrongdoing.

“I think so; I really do,” Mr. Manchin said when asked if he would support testimony from Hunter Biden. “I don’t have a problem there because this is why we are where we are. I think he could clear himself, from what I know and what I’ve heard. But being afraid to put anybody that might have pertinent information is wrong, whether you are a Democrat or a Republican.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

I don’t have a problem there because this is why we are where we are.

grrrrrrr

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

Well, I suppose the flip is that if Biden is irrelevant, then let him be called to testify. He'd be a sacrifice at the altar of stupidity.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

that's not the flip

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

What pertinent fucking testimony would Hunter fucking Biden be able to provide about Donald fucking Trump's imposition of a quid pro fucking quo upon a foreign fucking government, you dumb fucking fuck.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

I really don't care if they bring in Biden. Every witness called just puts more pressure to bring in Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Barr. who are the real big fish here.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

xp

biden is completely irrelevant to the reason for the impeachment: trump abused the office by holding back hundred of millions of dollars of congressionally approved funds in order to try to cheat in the 2020 election.

biden is completely relevant to the POLITICS of it, for republicans. they want his name to be synonymous with the impeachment. they want biden to be the first thing that people think of when trump's impeachment came up. they've already got "YES, BUT..." hammered up on the wall, now they're just trying to add the word "Biden" and they'll be done.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

Biden is for sure totally irrelevant. So who gives a shit if they want to waste everyone's time having him testify? It would prolong this for sure, and that's not good for the GOP or Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

There's very little of real concern they can even hang on him.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

Like, what did he do? Get a cushy job via nepotism? Who gives a shit?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Barr are the big fish to 60% of the country, and they're actually highly relevant the impeachment.
Biden is the big fish to the other 40%, and his actions have nothing to do with this impeachment. yet allowing him to testify would be highly damaging, politically, for absolutely no gain.

democrats should be doing everything they can to bring in Bolton et al, but the idea of Biden testimony is not a "compromise" or a "bargain", it is a complete joke.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

_putting hunter biden on the stand would help to legitimize the idea that his guilt/innocence has ANYTHING to do with trump's crimes_

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

To bring Hunter Biden to the stand would legitimate yet more dumb shit from a party of giggling evil white dudes and Joni Ernst. Even if H. Biden did something wrong, it's illegal for a president to withhold aid or threaten to withhold aid. It's that simple. If the polls are any indication, this shit is so easy to understand that no wonder support for impeachment + removal has remained steady.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

lol Karl we crossposted.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:07 (five years ago)

going through all this and then putting biden on the stand is ....where's the photo of the marathon runner falling over just before the finish line? or throwing up all over themselves and dying? it's something like that

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:09 (five years ago)

They're still trying to oust Obama from office, you think not having Biden testify, for whatever bullshit reason, will get them to chill out? Anyway if there's something the GOP has demonstrated again and again over the past few years, it's that when they finally get the investigation they want and the target of their ire is exonerated and they look foolish, they just move on to the next invented shit like none of it every happened. There's no reason to have Biden testify, which is almost reason alone to have him testify, since he is irrelevant to Trump's guilt. They might as well subpoena Joe the Plumber.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

GOP will never chill out – they've had brain fever since January '81.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

Exactly. So whether or not their bullshit is legitimized is irrelevant, since they've never trafficked in the honest realm of legitimacy to begin with. (Of course I don't want him to testify, but if it's between him testifying and forcing all those aforementioned big fish up there as well, vs. no one testifying, then fine, put him up there.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:15 (five years ago)

I mean...am I crazy or, in terms of the intended effect, is the notion of putting Hunter Biden on the witness stand pretty much exactly the same as the thing for which the president is being impeached.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

I don't think that putting Biden up there would in any way be the slam dunk some Trump boosters are hoping for. I'm not even convinced that there's a strong desire from most Republican Senators to hear from him. There's a reason why no actual investigation has ever been opened. Insinuation works ok, but close scrutiny will show there's no actual bad behavior there.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:19 (five years ago)

'We would like to counter the notion that the president exerted his authority in an attempt to slander a political rival by exerting our authority in a further attempt to slander that same political rival.'

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

If the Democrats agree to putting Hunter Biden on the stand, they are tacitly ceding the argument that Trump's behavior is impeachable; any gain that would come from HB admitting under oath that he isn't a corrupt monster of the type imagined by Republicans is undercut by asking him the question in the first place. It's a WarGames scenario; the only way to win is not to play.

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:26 (five years ago)

They're still trying to oust Obama from office, you think not having Biden testify, for whatever bullshit reason, will get them to chill out?

nope, definitely not. but making a "deal" that includes putting biden on the stand _legitimizes_ the bullshit. at that point, it become _bipartisan bullshit_

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

ie i fully expect the Dems to do it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

nightmare scenario: individual votes on all the possible additional witnesses.

hunter biden passes, 54-46 (thanks joe fucking manchin!)
bolton, mulvaney, pompeo, etc don't pass, 46-54

only hunter biden takes the stand

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

lol I think you called it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

That's not going to happen.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

Anything can happen when you live inside a nightmare.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

hehe, i take "nightmare scenario" too literally. i don't think it would happen. but what a nightmare if it did!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

I have zero faith in the Dems but I really do not think they're going to put Hunter Biden on the stand

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

Biden can be called as a witness with zero Democratic cooperation.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

It would be a frankly insane thing for even the republicans to do. Which is why I wouldn't dismiss the possibility out of hand.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

PredictIt: will any of the republican senators submit a question for the house managers? will any of the democratic senators submit a question for trump's legal team?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

NYT had a headline today like "Written Questions Will Slow Spontaneity"

cuz it's been a thrill a minute thus far

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

at least one senator better hide some sort of hilarious message within the question, so that roberts has to read it out loud. ultimate impeachment prank!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

You don't want to hinder the flow on the off chance that one of these folks is suddenly inspired to share an impromptu interpretive dance routine with us.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

xp "historical whipping boy says what"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

'US v. Hugh Jaynis. Hmmm. Hugh Jaynis, Hugh Jaynis...now why does that name sound so familiar...?'

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

Chief Justice John Roberts:

And next up, we have a question from Senator Leahy for the house impeachment managers. Some of our friends across the aisle believe that impeachment is tantamount to canceling the results of the 2016 election. Can you please explain to our colleagues why I smell so bad, and why my farts are so smelly and my name is John Roberts and I like to fa-" - now wait a minute here Senator

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

tangent, sorry - is it possible to search the text of all u.s. senate proceedings? could i look for any instances of someone saying "tee hee", for example?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

Heard all sorts of (academic) possibilities on the radio this morning. Like, if he is acquitted, and more evidence comes out, can the House just re-submit the same articles? (Probably, since there is no double jeopardy issue in play.) Or if he is acquitted, but the GOP never denies the underlying facts, can the Dems appeal to Roberts for a ruling? (Again, probably.) In other words, yeah, we are already living the nightmare scenario.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Barr are the big fish

I'd be happy to have Bolton up there tearing Trump and his henchmen new assholes, because he is vindictive as hell and hates them, but something tells me that if Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Barr testify before the Senate under oath, they'll all perjure themselves like motherfuckers, and take a lesson from Kavanaugh by getting aggressively angry as often as possible. And this will work like a charm, creating FOXworthy television moments galore, rallying the base, confusing the middle over where the truth lies, and giving GOP senators ample cover. If I can imagine this scenario in a minute or two of thought, his team can probably think of it, too.

At this point in the shitshow, I've no doubt that any ethical misgivings Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Barr may have ever harbored in the past about committing massive perjury have since evaporated like dew under a midday desert sun. All they'd need is a few practice sessions in a hotel room to brush up their act and get their stories straight.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

they no wanna reada book

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/29/politics/donald-trump-john-bolton-white-house-book/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

btw, Mulvaney's new cover story for that notorious press conference he gave should be "I was high on cold medicine."

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

irrefutable logic

Trump attorney Alan Dershowitz: "If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest, that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment." https://t.co/jKErQcS1Iy pic.twitter.com/zo4rL6Zbla

— ABC News (@ABC) January 29, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

derpowitz

what a shitstain

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

Seems like the chance for any witnesses is rapidly fading. Sen. Gardner is a no.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

Ah yes, the fallback of "I didn't do it, well, okay I did it but I did it FOR YOU so it isn't bad"

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

the kinda Dems who can blow the whole thing

Many times President Nixon’s mind was changed about escalation in Vietnam by sheet cakes with Broadway lyrics on them. https://t.co/rGRTbPThC5

— Manolo Sanchez (@NixonValet) January 29, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

Where...where am I? I think I just had a megastroke.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

the dumbest of reallities

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

Hey, let's take a stab at the GOP talking points wrt this dem self-own.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

Yo what the fuck is going on? This argument is so insane

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

This argument is so insane

Meaning Dershowitz, above?

Yes, but this is much more like a political campaign than a trial in a courtroom, and one fact of political campaigns is that you use surrogates to float every attack or defense you can think of, however absurd or awful, in the hope of clawing away a few votes from your opponent or sowing confusion or doubt among the undecideds. Apparently Dershowitz is willing to make any outlandish statement on behalf of his client, no matter how abysmally stupid it makes him look.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

Dersh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

Well Trump is obviously willing to make any outlandish statement on behalf of... anything, no matter how abysmally stupid it makes him look, so I guess he's got the right legal hack.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

SNL couldn’t do anything with this. It’s already a parody. pic.twitter.com/Gp3jGvribn

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 29, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

lol SNL could totally make a terrible drawn-out sketch based around that moment

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) January 29, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

my god, John Roberts really has aged 600 years, and Bernie just asked him to read a question. This passive role becomes him -- he's a tool.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2020 01:20 (five years ago)

great, even-handed reporting from the NYT's Sheryl Gay Stolberg!

With four Democratic senators running for president, the 2020 presidential election was not far from the Senate chamber Wednesday night.

Senator Bernie Sanders, independent of Vermont, who is seeking the Democratic nomination, used his question to make the case that his would-be opponent in November — President Trump — has a somewhat questionable relationship with the truth.

“Given the media has documented President Trump’s thousands of lies while in office — more than 16,200 as of Jan. 20,” Mr. Sanders asked, “why should we be expected to believe that anything President Trump says has credibility?”

The Washington Post reported last week that Mr. Trump has made 16,200 false or misleading claims since he took office three years ago.

A low murmur went up in the Senate chamber as Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. read the question aloud. Representative Adam B. Schiff, the lead House impeachment manager, also seemed taken aback.

“Well,” Mr. Schiff said with a slight chuckle, “I’m not quite sure where to begin with that question.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 02:26 (five years ago)

Schiff's way of saying "I bought 1200 of them when I voted for the defense budget."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 January 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

7.4% guilty seems like a light morbs finding of guilt. so fucking soft.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 30 January 2020 04:02 (five years ago)

The Democrats need four votes for witnesses, right? If they only get three, is that a tie--and does Roberts break it?

clemenza, Thursday, 30 January 2020 04:58 (five years ago)

I think so

Dan S, Thursday, 30 January 2020 05:06 (five years ago)

What I'm hoping then, if they only get three, is that Ted Cruz picks this moment to finally exact his long overdue revenge. Go, Ted.

clemenza, Thursday, 30 January 2020 05:08 (five years ago)

Wha? Roberts doesn't break a Senate tie. Pence does.

Not that it makes a difference, but there is this thing called the Constitution and it is widely available

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

IIRC the VP does *not* break ties in an impeachment trial, because the founders imagined the President and VP could be from different parties, and the VP would have an interest in removing the President. But I don't know if that applies to all procedural votes during the trial, or just the final vote to remove or acquit.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

Yeah, iirc VP tie-breaking in an impeachment trial is not a thing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:48 (five years ago)

That Dershowitz defence is using the logic of absolute monarchy, where l'état, c'est Trump. Could be genuinely troubling if the Senate accepts it.

With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:51 (five years ago)

Murkowski and Collins might have cover to vote for witnesses but I don't think anyone else will follow. Hell, now that those two have had their chance to look like they're taking this seriously by asking questions yesterday, they may even be inclined to move towards an immediate vote for acquittal.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:53 (five years ago)

What's the latest on Bleemer?

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

is that romney? as of yesterday, he seemed like a likely vote for witnesses. Murkowski, Collins, Romney. Just one more traitor...

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:47 (five years ago)

Lamar Alexander has been noncommittal.

jaymc, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

IIRC the VP does *not* break ties in an impeachment trial...

Yeah, iirc VP tie-breaking in an impeachment trial is not a thing.

OK I am humbled, learned a thing today, sorry, carry on.

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

Could be genuinely troubling if the Senate accepts it.

the correct term is *deeply* troubling, my friend

Pierre Delecto, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

Pierre, is there any chance that the fluctuations of your public stances correlate with those moments when you occasionally lift your father's overturned portrait and ask him what you can do to make him less ashamed of you?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

i can't believe a neighbor would get into a physical fight with rand paul, weird

Senator Rand Paul, Republican of Kentucky, will insist on Thursday that Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. read aloud his question on the origins of the impeachment inquiry, a day after the question was repeatedly rejected because it would name the C.I.A. whistle-blower who first raised concerns about President Trump’s actions toward Ukraine.

Republicans and Democrats have expressed deep reservations about Mr. Paul’s efforts to out the whistle-blower. But in a statement, Mr. Paul said he would insist that his question be read at the beginning of Thursday’s impeachment trial session.

“Senator Paul believes it is crucial the American people get the full story on what started the Democrats’ push to impeach President Donald Trump, as reports have indicated Obama appointees at the National Security Council may have discussed organizing an impeachment process in advance of the whistle-blower complaint,” Mr. Paul’s office said in the statement.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

I feel like the stories I've read about Stephen Miller's early years pretty much have to broadly apply to Rand Paul, as well.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

i mean, his dad was ron paul, and then he thought "i'm going to be like my dad, ron paul"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

open and shut

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

the nation (john nichols, mainly) used to kind of promote rand paul (for his foreign policy views), but now even nichols has settled into a general "man, fuck rand paul" take

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

Could be genuinely troubling if the Senate accepts it.

that's why "no" was the correct answer to this poll question.

Thus Sang Freud, Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:59 (five years ago)

rand paul's last stand

Chief Justice Roberts just refused to ask the question submitted by Sen Rand Paul. Whoa!

— Barb McQuade (@BarbMcQuade) January 30, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

could he submit the questions "does it smell like this place is on fire? perhaps we should all run to the exit?"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

that's why "no" was the correct answer to this poll question.

― Thus Sang Freud, Thursday, January 30, 2020 12:59 PM bookmarkflaglink

Not otm

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

John Roberts, who gets older by the second, could've used more of his role to stop bullshit interpretations of the law; no constitutional mandate keeps him from doing what he pleases as presiding officer, he's just following Salmon Chase and former boss William Rehnquist's template. He's a coward too.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:41 (five years ago)

Did Roberts actually say "I'm not reading this"? How did it play out?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

"The presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted."

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

Is it possible that this is the deepest Roberts has been immersed in the Trumpian cesspit? Like it's one thing to promote their interests from your lofty justice's bench but I'd imagine it's quite another to actually bear witness to this den of formless mollusks squirming all over one another in their attempts to placate their god-king.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

sure is funny how both mueller and roberts both had roles where they acted in a severely constrained way, even though they really didn't have to

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

How assiduously can you stay the course while being regularly flecked with globules of their fetid body mucus, John? How long?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

What about decorum and tradition and precedent!!!?? Think of the future!!!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

It's all about the letter of the law, do u see. The integrity of the law is their utmost concern.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

how hard would it have been for mueller to deal with his seemingly intractable problem (DOJ's policy that a sitting president cannot be indicted) by just writing "we cannot issue an indictment, due to DOJ policy #___. However, the President has certainly obstructed justice and would be subject to indictment if not for his office."

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

It's almost as if...he didn't want to do that. But no, that can't be right, I can't imagine he allowed his personal feelings get in the way of his professional duty. It just isn't done.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Still waiting on him to nail Gorpman properly.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

Mueller is a Republican cop idk why it was surprising that he'd do everything in his power to stack the deck

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

and Roberts has just confronted the limits of his empyrean detachment

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2020 20:34 (five years ago)

just lmao that the presiding justice of this "trial" is gonna let the whole thing go to a verdict without presenting any witnesses or evidence whatsoever

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 20:38 (five years ago)

how dare you impugn the reputation of this man, who has done more than any of us to maintain the thin veneer of impartiality

Pierre Delecto, Thursday, 30 January 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

hahahaha yup he couldnt/wouldnt stop this train wreck, AND STILL his one effort to adhere to law by procedurally blocking rand’s question was given the finger by rand walking outside and shitting on the sidewalk.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 30 January 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

Sen. Rand Paul left the chamber after Chief Justice John Roberts declined to read his question.

"The presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted," the Chief Justice said. https://t.co/9dHVqNAsee pic.twitter.com/vnc1Oj03a1

— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) January 30, 2020

the chief justwice won't wead my questwin, waahhh

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

starting to understand how this guy got his ass kicked over lawn clippings

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

A headline from today: "White House lawyer references border wall in Trump’s defense"

Also a headline from today: "Part of US Border Wall Falls Over due to Wind."

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0glbG6c-8&fbclid=IwAR2sphw-Ey11q6-vcNHq0yee_46Fu8at2enSpLaUO24mSjTsffEJNGCebkM&app=desktop

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 30 January 2020 23:51 (five years ago)

*sigh*

That was supposed to be the "YOU'RE out of order" rant

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 30 January 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

Interesting, Warren working the refs:

Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. asked a question from Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) that involved himself.

“At a time when large majorities of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court and the Constitution?” Robert read on behalf of Warren.

As Roberts started to speak, murmurs spread across the Republican side of the chamber, clearly upset at the tone of the question, while Democrats sat expressionless — giving no indication they liked or disliked the Warren question.

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 31 January 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

or ref singular in this case

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 31 January 2020 00:06 (five years ago)

boom

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2020 00:07 (five years ago)

Hahahaha A+ Warren

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

yes

Dan S, Friday, 31 January 2020 00:32 (five years ago)

Just gave her $50.

DJI, Friday, 31 January 2020 00:38 (five years ago)

apparently, lamar alexander will announce his intentions re: voting for witnesses tonight.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

I can't imagine he's going to vote for them, which means at best it comes down to Roberts. I have a feeling some chickenshit dems will vote no too.

akm, Friday, 31 January 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

shall I post photo of Smug John Roberts

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2020 02:18 (five years ago)

y

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

collins put out a statement saying she'll vote for witnesses

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 03:55 (five years ago)

1 down.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 03:55 (five years ago)

she's the first to state it definitively. hopefully romney and murkowski will follow

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 03:55 (five years ago)

I'm sure someone has already asked this question, but if Alexander is not running in 2020--I just checked--what earthly reason does he have for voting against witnesses? I don't get it.

clemenza, Friday, 31 January 2020 03:57 (five years ago)

didn't Murkowski send a question to Roberts wondering why we haven't called Bolton?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

I'm sure someone has already asked this question, but if Alexander is not running in 2020--I just checked--what earthly reason does he have for voting against witnesses? I don't get it.

― clemenza,

It's a pathology, a sickness; martyrdom and cruelty is in their veins.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

He voted no--pathetic.

clemenza, Friday, 31 January 2020 04:02 (five years ago)

lamar alexander is a no

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:03 (five years ago)

lol @ the possibility that John Roberts will take a bullet for responsibility a second time after 2012.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:04 (five years ago)

i'm not surprised, either.

about four years ago, merrick garland happened. now this is happening. two different situations where mcconnell led a reality-denying charge in a bid to gain or keep power.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:09 (five years ago)

btw, you want some 2020 blues? this comes via a fucking tweet thread

I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses, but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U.S. Constitution’s high bar for an impeachable offense.1/15

— Sen. Lamar Alexander (@SenAlexander) January 31, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:09 (five years ago)

NY Times endorsees at their finest?

“If acquitted in the Senate, what would stop the president from continuing to side with Putin.” Such an embarrassing question just posed by Warren and Klobuchar, but what else is new

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) January 31, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:25 (five years ago)

this is a sad night. it may be expected, but it's still a milestone.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:45 (five years ago)

I think you meant to say "millstone."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 January 2020 04:51 (five years ago)

Congressional Democrats probably expected this. They need to be prepared to hammer Republican Senators up for reelection and continue to bring in witnesses to keep the heat on Trump. Anything less would be extremely negligent.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 31 January 2020 04:53 (five years ago)

Tracey is *special*

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:00 (five years ago)

of course Congressional Dems expected it. frankly, getting to this stage was always the goal, the witnesses win would have been playing with house money. it gives them the ability to hammer them for acquitting Trump rather than "they're *going* to acquit Trump".

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:01 (five years ago)

Tracey of course writing about how great and unfairly treated Tulsi is, and Democrats replying on the blog supporting that. I seriously wonder how stupid some Democrats are not to realize that the only reason Republicans love Tulsi is because she's a centrist idiot who is dumb enough to carry water for them moreso than any other candidate will.

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:03 (five years ago)

s/the blog/his Twitter

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:03 (five years ago)

honestly, from the machiavellian perspective it's better that the republicans will reject witnesses/evidence. it is not what an innocent party would do. it just reinforces the obvious.

but from the perspective of just...wanting a government that even barely works, wanting to believe that there is a limit to this abdication of responsibility, the stonewalling is deeply sad. it's very Lot-like - are there even 3 minimally decent Republican senators out of 53? Doubtful.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:05 (five years ago)

I grow sadder every day even when I know the outcome because there's still a young, child-like naive boy in me that hopes there's still a semblance of normality in this government.

but y'know - that's what the fight in the fall is for, so no time for grousing or licking wounds.

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:07 (five years ago)

it is not what an innocent party would do. it just reinforces the obvious.

Emphasized by Alexander's "there is no question he did it" non-exoneration defense.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 January 2020 05:07 (five years ago)

Earlier on Thursday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said a trial without witnesses would "render the president's acquittal meaningless," because, Schumer said, the process would look "so rigged in his favor."

oh hey, Schumer used one of Trump's words and it kind of works in this case. hmm....

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 05:17 (five years ago)

really is impressive how 'hearing from witnesses' is beyond the pale

mookieproof, Friday, 31 January 2020 08:00 (five years ago)

So Lamar Alexander spends 10 tweets telling the world that crime doesn't count as crime even when the evidence shows it. So you wouldn't really need witnesses costhat bar that equates to impeachment would always be just out of reach. cool.

& some of the general public are making arguments against witnesses. I thought that was just a senate get out.

Is your america a bit broken?

Stevolende, Friday, 31 January 2020 09:03 (five years ago)

It's in the shop

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 11:21 (five years ago)

My over/under on Republicans voting to convict the President is still 1 - I can easily see Collins, Murkowski, and Romney throw their hands up and voting to acquit because "the evidence we had before us was insufficient, if only we could have heard from witnesses."

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Friday, 31 January 2020 11:33 (five years ago)

Within a couple of decades many of these senators will be dead.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 January 2020 11:38 (five years ago)

As always, playing "gotcha" with OTHER OPINIONS of someone bores the shit out of me, Neanderthal. Stick to the issue at hand, ie RussiaRussiaRussia is a LOSER issue, and I don't want a second Grifter term thx to the likes of you and Rachel Maddow.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 11:53 (five years ago)

i think the second term is pretty much a lock by this point, if not two more terms by his son, or by trump himself, now that it's been established that a president can do anything.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 31 January 2020 13:18 (five years ago)

It's in the shop

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:21 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

more like hospice

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 31 January 2020 13:25 (five years ago)

the next time a democrat has a legit shot at the presidency the people on this board will be old men on the steve hoffman forum arguing about the best mastered pressing of tago mago or whatever.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 31 January 2020 13:26 (five years ago)

truly difficult to imagine

Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 January 2020 13:44 (five years ago)

yeah they are never going to top the original mastering

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 January 2020 13:45 (five years ago)

(58 active users close Steve Hoffman browser tab)

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 31 January 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

It would feel somehow very fitting if Trump were to be acquitted on the same day that the UK leaves the EU. A very tidy end to this volume of history before we pluck the next one out of a shit-clogged public toilet.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:03 (five years ago)

As always, playing "gotcha" with OTHER OPINIONS of someone bores the shit out of me, Neanderthal. Stick to the issue at hand, ie RussiaRussiaRussia is a LOSER issue, and I don't want a second Grifter term thx to the likes of you and Rachel Maddow.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

Oh noes, they asked a question about Russia, the election is lost.

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:07 (five years ago)

yeah thanks for four more years of trump neanderthal

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:21 (five years ago)

and i woulda gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:23 (five years ago)

On a side note, today I notice from Site New Answers that ilx has revived about three dozen old threads about various television shows, which to me smacks of a kind of desperation. Understandably enough.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

you should read one of the revivals! there is a theme

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

Murkowski is a no on witnesses.

jaymc, Friday, 31 January 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

Frankly, I hope every one of these 'no'-voting human shitstains gets [REDACTED].

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

if murkowski's a no I imagine collins and romney are too at this point. maybe romney will be a yes, I don't think he has anything to loose.

akm, Friday, 31 January 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

but also, not much to gain.

akm, Friday, 31 January 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

I will vote in support of the motion to allow witnesses and documents to be subpoenaed. My full statement: https://t.co/VuhZv6CO5e pic.twitter.com/LhQlnvPaoc

— Sen. Susan Collins (@SenatorCollins) January 31, 2020

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

Always there to be a hero when it matters least

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

otm

let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

Saw some background reporting that a lot of Republicans aren't just afraid of re-election consequences should they confront Trump, they're actually fearful for their safety and that of their families. No doubt, they would get a deluge of harassment and threats from Trump psychos. I can't say if that's a good excuse, but it's not invalid I suppose.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 January 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

Yes it is.

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

Do your fucking job or resign.

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

A dozen or so high schools in Maine were put on lockdown today, based on some kind of online threat that also mentioned Susan Collins.

henry s, Friday, 31 January 2020 21:30 (five years ago)

oh Susan isn't that extreme

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

I’d say Susan Collins afraid for her life because she voted to hear witnesses IN A TRIAL is pretty much what she’s been bargaining for all these years

I guess you get the insane constituents you deserve

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 31 January 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

They definitely deserve whatever shit they get. They'll have to go into witness protection when they retire, like Paul Ryan.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 January 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

Or wherever rich cowards hide.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 January 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

Tanned Penis Island, iirc.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 31 January 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

so I guess current delay on floor is MCConnell asking WH for permission to keep going until Monday.

I thought they were being flip abt the Super Bowl mattering here, but evidently the president and a sizable group of R’s don’t want their football weekend ruined

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

No they should have to work during it

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

formality: vote for witnesses was 49-51

great trial

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

"It's the Dershowitz principle of constitutional lawlessness," Schiff said, taking shots at Trump's lawyer Alan Dershowitz. "That's the end-all argument for them. You don't need to hear witnesses who will prove the President's misconduct because he has a right to be as corrupt as he chooses under our Constitution. And there's nothing you can do about it."

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

-Schiff

I like him

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

Like once you have a solid figure like that indicating that a majority of senators disdain the rule of law, why waste any more time fucking around? Acquit already so you can spend Super Bowl weekend the way you'll be spending the rest of your career: queuing up to rim your god emperor's asshole.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 23:42 (five years ago)

Maine is a high crime state, it's true

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 February 2020 00:02 (five years ago)

This'll wrap up Wednesday because McConnell is a huge Judy fan and wants to watch Zellweger win her Oscar with a solid 4 hours of Tito's and tonic.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 February 2020 01:03 (five years ago)

It's fairly tragic that these fuckers will think that they've achieved some kind of personal victory while failing to recognize that they're basically just toilet paper that Donnie the Hutt hasn't gotten around to using yet.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 February 2020 03:05 (five years ago)

It pains me that @AdamSchiff's rhetorical skills weren't applied to impeaching Trump for crimes against humanity at the border, for inciting violence against the press in violation of the First Amendment, for stoking white supremacist terrorism, for emoluments, etc.#Impeachment

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) February 3, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

did we ever get this sorted?

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Monday, 3 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

i think those are for "the house 2: impeachment boogaloo" sequel xp

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Monday, 3 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

yes, and I'm sure you and Peter Daou would complainin about not impeaching him over the phone call xxpost

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

pretty sad that the "(Something) 2: Electric Boogaloo" joke now belongs to the Nazis

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

There's no stoppin' them (no stoppin') :(

maura, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

Peter Daou... OTM?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who is facing a steep re-election challenge, called the president’s actions “wrong” and “improper.” Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who is not running for re-election, said last week that House Democrats had proved their case that Mr. Trump withheld foreign aid to Ukraine as leverage for an investigation into his political rivals.

But both asserted that the act was not impeachable, arguing that removing Mr. Trump from office before the election in November would traumatize an already bitterly divided nation.

wouldn't want to traumatize an already bitterly divided nation. and what are we bitterly divided about, again? oh yes, that's right - the complete submission of a political party to an authoritarian oligarchy bootlicking dumbfuck who has never been held to account in his entire fucking life

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

best to resort to an election that he's openly trying to rig, at this very moment

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

in the year 2020 we don't get a fucking fiddle solo while everything burns, instead it's just autotune bullshit with the same short phrase repeated four hundred times

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

GOOD MORNING

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

this isn't a mind-blowing thought or anything but it did strike me last night that by saying "we acknowledge Trump did what he's accused of doing, we just don't think it's impeachable" the GOP is signalling very vigorously to him "PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN THIS YEAR, AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT, JUST MAYBE TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL NOT TO GET CAUGHT"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

oh, definitely. they are in on it. guys like graham have been in on it for a long time. for the others that weren't before, they are now

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

the same amount of people support trump than before impeachment (it's actually increased a bit), the same amount oppose him. they want a king, or an oligarchy, they'll get it.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

respect knuckles for Doug Jones

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

got damn just saw that. honestly shocked. RIPs to a real one.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

I wouldn't count him out yet - his election will be very difficult, but the Alabama GOP is completely fucked up and full of backstabbing vendettas, so its possible he could still pull it off if he rallies turnout from his coalition.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

he's voting to convict and effectively ending his political career in alabama

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

xpost

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

Sen. Doug Jones (D-Ala.), viewed as the most vulnerable Senate Democrat running in November, said on Wednesday that he will vote to convict President Trump on both articles of impeachment.

"After many sleepless nights, I have reluctantly concluded that the evidence is sufficient to convict the President for both abuse of power and obstruction of Congress," he said in a statement.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

curious, shakey, i would figure that you'd oppose jones' decision. that is, that you'd prefer that he vote to acquit so that he has a chance of keeping his seat. not sure why i think that, it just seems to gel with your practical takes on what is needed to pass legislation.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

in terms of his personal re-election I don't think voting to acquit would actually help him - in fact, it would likely do the opposite in a state where he needs every single Democratic vote he can get.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:02 (five years ago)

and as far as "centrist" Senators go, Jones >>>>>>> Manchin

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

this isn't a mind-blowing thought or anything but it did strike me last night that by saying "we acknowledge Trump did what he's accused of doing, we just don't think it's impeachable" the GOP is signalling very vigorously to him "PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN THIS YEAR, AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT, JUST MAYBE TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL NOT TO GET CAUGHT"

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 10:02 AM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This, except...what possible reason would he have for exercising even the slightest modicum of caution? Hell, explicitly tweet out your intention to engage in quid pro quo, to rig the election in your favor! What difference would it make, really?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

like his whole angle in Alabama is that he is a principled champion of the people - in contrast to the pedophile (Moore) and the lickspittle that pissed off his boss (Sessions)

xps

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

it gets glossed over by the GOP but the fact that their field consists of a reviled guy that couldn't win last time (Moore) and a very popular guy who the President deeply hates (Sessions) who are going to basically have a knife fight is a good thing for Jones.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

Doug Jones is 100 times braver than Mindy Moderate of Maine.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:09 (five years ago)

Jones was probably going to lose no matter which way he voted. Better to not go out a chump.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

Impressed that Romney is voting to convict.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

He already got disinvited from CPAC this year, he has nothing to lose.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

mittens!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

holy shit

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

wow

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

Romney feels very safe in Utah. And if it turns out he isn't, he can just fall back on his pile of money while retaining his self-respect. Not such a bad deal for him.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

also it's not like his vote is a decisive one

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:13 (five years ago)

https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/height/1200/https://media.salon.com/2018/03/trump-romney.jpg

A post-tiramisu POTUS fart might've been on the menu that night but a Romney's revenge is a dish that needs time to breathe.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

Bonjour fellow patriots

Pierre Delecto, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

osamathumbsup.bmp

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

Good for Romney, whatever his motivations are (if it's pure revenge, fine--it's warranted). Funny--or something--that the last two senators to really stick it to Trump are Romney and McCain, the two nominees before him.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

Romney feels very safe in Utah. And if it turns out he isn't, he can just fall back on his pile of money while retaining his self-respect.

which is why rich ass Moderate Mindy's bullshit since Trump got elected is all the more enraging

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

lol

Per one RNC insider: "Ronna Romney McDaniel better declare her uncle persona non grata or there will be a major push by Trumpers in the RNC to censure the junior senator from Utah and perhaps, just perhaps, oust her."

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 5, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

Uh wat

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

Good for Romney, whatever his motivations are

If by some miracle by 2024 republican voters have come to be embarrassed by their support for a criminal, then mitt Romney will run for president again and he’ll be able to point to this vote as literally the only republican with any sort of conscience.

If republicans continue to be the worst people on the planet by 2024, or if trump wins in 2020, mitt was never going to have a chance anyway so he won’t run for president.

Either way, his senate seat is safe in Utah

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

she's chair of the RNC

GOP infighting is great, the more brutal the better

xps

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcfecx1KU1qz581wo2_400.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

OIC, it's like that time my uncle pissed off his boss and I got a horse head in my bed as a result. Simple cause and effect

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

i've gotten 3 emails from MoveOn volunteers telling me about the last minute protest planned for...after the impeachment/acquittal vote this afternoon. great timing, this will be really effective!

where were the mass protests the last 2 weeks, when senators were actually in the spotlight and under scrutiny for the witness/evidence vote?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

(yes i know - in YOUR local area, whoever is reading this, there actually WERE a bunch of huge protests)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

GOP infighting is great, the more brutal the better

the downside of this is that when the dust settles you end up with an Al Capone running the party without internal dissent and sitting at the top of the power pyramid

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

the trick is to keep kicking up dust

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

mafia is a good analogy, also a notoriously unstable and ineffective organization

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

OK.

(looks at the GOP. sees hardly any dust)

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

lol she already knifed him

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/481683-rnc-chairwoman-splits-with-uncle-mitt-romney-gop-stands-with-president-trump

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

as for ineffective, they know how to pass tax cuts for the rich and service cuts for the poor. beyond that they don't seem to care much.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

i've gotten 3 emails from MoveOn volunteers telling me about the last minute protest planned for...after the impeachment/acquittal vote this afternoon. great timing, this will be really effective!

There have been loads and loads of protests, marches, demonstrations, etc., which weren't especially effective either.

I've marched and demonstrated quite a bit but I suspect it's been 50 years since a protest changed how legislators were going to vote anyway. They look out the window, sigh, close the blinds, and continue being themselves. Because their electoral calculus simply doesn't depend on how many liberals are outside holding up a cleverly worded sign.

It was tolerably well known how strongly Democrats felt about the President - it simply didn't matter to Republican Senators and it was never going to. Sorry, I just can't think of a single vote that would have been changed by my white ass standing on the Mall - again - freezingly holding up a clever sign again.

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

As I've suggested in the past, it's time to ruin every meal Lindsey Graham attempts to eat in public.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

And if you interpret that to mean that you should hose Linds and his lunch bunch with a copious spray of urine, who am I to suggest otherwise.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:18 (five years ago)

...and would he then start voting differently all of a sudden?

So as to have more peaceful restaurant meals?

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

Reuters just deleted this tweet but lmaoooooo I love this pic.twitter.com/hksTdRUv1a

— Justin Arnold (@JustinOArnold) February 5, 2020

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

loool

YMP, the point is more that they can easily ignore most forms of protest. They need to feel personally imposed upon, all of the time. Hounded by their constituents. Persistently inconvenienced by dissent.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

Just spoke with Sen. Collins

She now says she probably shouldn't have said that she "believes" Pres. Trump has learned his lessons from the fallout from his dealings with Ukraine and #Impeachment

She now says a better word would have been "hopes"#mepolitics pic.twitter.com/k5pC3nrVsc

— Gregg Lagerquist (@GreggWGME) February 5, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

Profiles in courage.

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

more like the audacity of hope

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

I “hope” she falls in a sewer hole

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

whoah Manchin also voting to convict

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

there's no way that's a popular sentiment in W. Va, but then he isn't running for reelection

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

Manchin votes guilty on second count.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

Roberts saying goodbye.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

Not surprising, but there goes any pretense of keeping him in check. Expect significant fuckery in this election and a zero percent chance of legitimate results.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

it would be interesting to see a breakdown of historical presidential elections by "legitimacy" (I suspect there would be surprisingly few that were uncontested and/or didn't involve some level of fraud or illegitimacy)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

"He's learned his lesson."

pic.twitter.com/JDS4zUXXJG

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2020

🚶‍♂️💨 (Eric H.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

I mean in my lifetime there's been at least two dramatically illegitimate examples, and then there's Nixon in ''68 and '72, JFK in '60 etc.

legitimate elections are always more of a goal than a given

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

I know, I know. Cynicism helps no one and this was a foregone conclusion, but seeing him actually acquitted still stings more than I expected.

At some point I would love for that asshole to be held accountable for fucking anything.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:58 (five years ago)

good luck USA

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

Old Lunch, I get the desire, but: honest question: what precisely does that accomplish in policy / legislation / vote-winning / governing terms?

Lindsey's gonna Lindsey. Pour a bucket of pee on him; he'll still Lindsey; and now right-wingers have a new "SEE? The left IS full of hate" media talking point.

Of course we should still hose him with piss at any opportunity. That would feel great for the perpetrators and we would all have a healthy chuckle. I am just not seeing the causal linkage between that and better outcomes for the downtrodden, or for the nation.

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

'narrow' impeachment sucked as expected

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

Can't wait for the clapback meme resistance we'll have in place by the time the line of succession reaches High Emperor Barron.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:14 (five years ago)

Pour a bucket of pee on him; he'll still Lindsey

probably even moreso, tbh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

There is no human being currently slouching across the earth luckier than President Donald J. Trump. What it must be like to tiptoe effortlessly between the raindrops on your journey to becoming a shimmering and unblemished singularity of putrescence.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS8FvVWZYxR8bGU9GRZZ9oQnFZa7iez5GGD5cVgJ4XmIvt-ThWs

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

He should celebrate by publicly feasting upon the brains of one of the stalwart senators who voted to acquit, to the thunderous applause of his GOP colleagues. He can do anything! And should.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

I zoomed through the three cable networks before settling into a grim evening watching Oscarbait; all reported the prez was fuming over Romney, effectively wiping the SOTU from their and his memories.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

good

let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

agree with Lemieux:

there was never any chance impeachment was going to result in Trump being removed from office. So what matters is the politics, and Romney just made the politics worse for Trump (not to mention Trump’s pathetic blue state lickspittles Collins and Gardner): the media loves a good crossing-party-lines story. This is a good thing, period. As a commenter notes, an even better example than Lamar! is Mike Lee, who is part the same context where the GOP is a lot more popular than Trump, is beloved as a Principled Maverick by “reformicon” types, and has backed Trump to the absolute hilt. So good for Mittens on this one.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

no DEMS IN DISARRAY headlines either, which the WH expected

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

Of course he's fuming. He was just granted tacit permission to do basically anything his heart desires without fear of consequence or reprisal, a freedom gifted to almost no one. Why wouldn't he celebrate that by pooping his pampers and hurling a hamberder at one of his kids?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

yeah I take solace in the fact that he is a much less happy man than lil ol me

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

It's a good thing he doesn't have a decades long track record of trying even more corrupt and heinous shit every time he skates away from accountability.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

yeah but he was a clownish NYC real estate guy before, nobody much gave a shit what he did. now *the whole world is watching* /chant

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:39 (five years ago)

Romney: "We are all footnotes at best in the annals of history." I think he may have just finished watching Barry Lyndon when he made up his mind.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:33 (five years ago)

Cue the Bee Gees' I Started a Joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkG4oIPT7tU

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

From my inbox:

Sorry, Chuck and Nancy.

Washington Democrats and the Lamestream media have spent the last three years trying to overturn the 2016 Election only to have FAILED. They’ve been after me since the day I was elected and they have absolutely NOTHING to show for it except millions of wasted taxpayer dollars.

Like I’ve been saying all along, I DID NOTHING WRONG. If they had just read the TRANSCRIPT, they would’ve seen that I’ve been a PERFECT PRESIDENT.

The biggest Witch Hunt in the history of politics is finally over and I want to send a message that we are STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE. They wasted your TIME and your MONEY, but together, we will make sure they face another CRUSHING DEFEAT in November.

I’ve activated a short-term QUADRUPLE-MATCH for my best supporters only, the ones who stood by my side through the entire Impeachment Witch Hunt, and I’m counting on YOU to step up and contribute to show the Left that their days in Washington are numbered.

I’ve requested a list of every Patriot who donates today. I’m counting on you at this critical time to step up. I know you’ve never let me down before, Bob.

Please make a contribution of ANY AMOUNT before 11:59 PM TONIGHT and your gift will be QUADRUPLE-MATCHED. >>

STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

CONTRIBUTE $5 = $25

CONTRIBUTE $20 = $100

CONTRIBUTE $15 = $75

CONTRIBUTE $10 = $50

CONTRIBUTE $5 = $25

CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

Nervous Nancy, Adam Shifty Schiff, Jerry and Cryin’ Chuck have been LYING to the American People for years, all the while helping the 2020 Socialists raise MILLIONS of dollars off this phony Witch Hunt.

This entire hoax was never really about me though. Their real mission was to SILENCE YOU and STEAL THE ELECTION.

We’ve made it clear that will NEVER happen, not as long as I’m President. I’ve asked to see a list of Patriots who contribute during this historic time in our Nation. You’ve never let me down before, and I know you won’t start now.

Please make a contribution of ANY AMOUNT before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get on the list my team hands me and your gift will automatically be QUADRUPLE-MATCHED.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:55 (five years ago)

I love that they perpetuate this bullshit that Trump himself is matching small donor donations. Quadruple-matched my fuckin ass.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:13 (five years ago)

thank god for checks and balances eh lads

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:19 (five years ago)

Jerry doesn't get a nickname, ouch

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:23 (five years ago)

I’m pretty sure it’s the Trump Foundation doing the quadruple matching

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

tax churches
ban god
ban toupees

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:38 (five years ago)

Lamestream media

damn, got 'em

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:39 (five years ago)

Repubs are always so bad at portmanteaus, but you repeat them enough, it catches on with the ignoranti like terrible early 2000s nu-metal

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:41 (five years ago)

If he wasn’t quadruple matching my donation maybe he’d be able to afford better writers.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

A subtle escalation here:

If they had just read the TRANSCRIPT, they would’ve seen that I’ve been a PERFECT PRESIDENT.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:01 (five years ago)

well so that's that

also

Impeach The Motherfucker Again, Already

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

If he wasn’t quadruple matching my donation maybe he’d be able to afford better writers.

Morbs is available for punch-up on disparaging nicknames for Dems.

MOAR PETE (sic), Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:36 (five years ago)

whatever nancy does is WRONG, right? but fuck it, bring new charges, bring noise, bring whatever, fight fight fight

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:04 (five years ago)

dump Trump this fall and Pelosi next winter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:47 (five years ago)

wow, i can't keep believe bolton would be such a dick

Schiff on @MSNBC: I can tell you that after the Senate voted not to hear witnesses...we did approach John Bolton’s counsel, asked if Mr. Bolton would be willing to submit an affidavit under oath, describing what he observed in terms of the Prez’s Ukraine misconduct & he refused

— Alex Moe (@AlexNBCNews) February 6, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:14 (five years ago)

It would appear that Bolton will only submit to a republican-run Senate or a republican-appointed SCOTUS, so he can rat out Trump, but keep his bona-fides with the party for possible future appointments to high office.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 February 2020 06:20 (five years ago)

On reflection, this may have been a mistake

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 08:06 (five years ago)

Existence? Humankind? Most likely

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:53 (five years ago)

Impeach The Motherfucker Again, Already

How soon can they do this? On the emoluments, etc? What's going on with the case the NY State guys were pursuing?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

On reflection, this may have been a mistake

On reflection not doing this would have been an even bigger mistake

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

all of the options were shitty, honestly. you can't just let a president do shit like this and shrug it off. otoh, I think we underestimate how truly low-info millions of people in this country are, and I do think the takeaway for lots of people, even ones who aren't glued to Fox, is that Trump didn't do anything wrong, simply because he was acquitted. I hope that doesn't extend all the way to actually blaming Democrats for overreaching by even subjecting him to impeachment, but that might be the case with some folks

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:17 (five years ago)

Bringing a case you can't win I don't see who the beneficiaries of that are. Even the idea that it would somehow show up GOP as complicit in crime always seemed a huge reach. Impeaching him on the one hand while helping him w budgets etc sent mixed messages. It's never really been clear what the actual purpose of this charade was and what tangible end game was ever even on the cards

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

charade?

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

the alternative though is doing nothing, which would have been likely to depress the Democratic base, so I still think that's the even worse option.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:48 (five years ago)

Yes.

It played out more or less exactly as we thought it would and it *is* damaging. It saddles a R's with complicity, directly implicating some (e.g. Nunues); it jeaopardizes a handful of incumbencies; and the president has now been "impeached," forever.

What is the downside? Nobody believes it's a legit acquittal. In that regard it's probably better (only politically) that no witnesses were allowed.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:52 (five years ago)

sadly impeachment has had no effect on my typing

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:52 (five years ago)

Isn't there an argument that its impeachment itself that depressing the democrat base (not sure how much to read into Iowa turnout tho tbf)

I don't think the alternative was doing nothing!

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

i can’t fucking stand this cosmic brain thinking about impeachment. we knew the senate would acquit him. it needed to happen regardless

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

Isn't there an argument that its impeachment itself that depressing the democrat base (not sure how much to read into Iowa turnout tho tbf)

this argument would strike me as bullshit. caucus turnout really doesn’t tell us about anything other than caucuses

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

What was the alternative, anvil?

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 February 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

mitt romney attempts the von stauffenberg manouvre

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

The only thing to be done with impeachment now is move on, imo. I kind of agree that the cosmic brain stuff becomes extremely futile and navel-gazey whichever take you have. I did find it depressing but it's done and the general hasn't even begun.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:02 (five years ago)

Cory Gardner and Mindy Moderate's Dem opponents now have more shit to run on in Colorado and Maine, respectively

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

How excited would people be to cast votes for a democratic party that, confronted with a lawless president, simply shrugged and said 'what can we even do?'

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

Isn't there an argument that its impeachment itself that depressing the democrat base (not sure how much to read into Iowa turnout tho tbf)

Who is making this argument?

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

What was the alternative, anvil?

― Frederik B,

Whatever would have been done if he hadn't committed any offences. A president can be an awful person, have terrible policies, not deliver on anything but not have done anything impeachable. If this were the case what would the Democrats do? Not just sit back!

Trump minus the impeachable stuff is still terrible! We wouldn't say "this guy sucks, but he didn't do anything impeachable so I guess we'll just do nothing"

If the Democrats really only have impeachment as a strategy, then they don't deserve to win

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:09 (five years ago)

But... they've already done other stuff, so...

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

If the Democrats really only have impeachment as a strategy, then they don't deserve to win

Who is saying Democrats really only have impeachment as a strategy?

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

So you have no idea what they should have done? Do

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

Wow anvil that’s a lot of words for “I don’t know, stuff”

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

the other stuff can only remove him in November. If you want a short cut, then yes impeachment is your only bet

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

say what now?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

So you have no idea what they should have done? Do

Focus on jobs, trade, healthcare, war, issues. The idea has to be to win an election

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

how many fucking bills are sitting on Mitch's desk right now?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

Not one person with a functioning brain believed that impeachment was ever going to lead to Trump's removal.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

But... They did that as well, anvil?

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

A president can be an awful person, have terrible policies, not deliver on anything but not have done anything impeachable.

And yet he did, whether McConnell's kangaroo court was ever going to acknowledge it or not. I'm really not sure where this line of argument is going, at all.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

Another who's sick of these wannabe pundit political calculus "arguments"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

But... They did that as well, anvil?

Right, and if it works he won't be president next year

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

What will be interesting to see is if his poll numbers go up now he's been acquitted. though its not easy with the time lag to accurately judge. As people don't change opinions overnight, its a gradual process as we know

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

Dems' biggest mistake in fall would be "Trump is awful" as entire message

didn't work last time

Sanders won't do that

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

This is a broader question, and one on the right wing brain worms thread, but yes "your guy is a bad guy" just doesn't work and never has

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

Dems should do other stuff, but exactly that strategy has worked pretty well for GOP, no?

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:27 (five years ago)

It works fantastic if you have a the right wing media machine behind you and your target audience is Conservatives

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:29 (five years ago)

It's amazing how much legislation the Dems have passed since gaining both houses of Congress in 2019!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:29 (five years ago)

I guess if anything, I just wish the Democrat messaging on impeachment would be more confident and assured and less flailing and feigning shock. I agree they had to do something, so why not just say they know they did the right thing and that they did it as a matter of principle. What bothers me is all the hysterical shock-feigning and flailing and "have you no decency sir" rhetoric. I think on a very primal, reductive level, the Democrats just kind of look like losers in this whole thing and Trump looks like the winner. They need to spin it as though they knew this would be the outcome but know that they made the right decision anyway.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

I think Trump has eased off on his public dick-swinging since the trial got underway, and I feel like that probably had a positive impact on his approval rating. I would bet, now that he's freebasing a cocktail of acquittal and total vindication, that he's about to crank it up to full-blown Trump Gone Wild mode for the foreseeable future, which will probably have the opposite impact on his approval rating.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

and btw this story unperson linked to on the other 2020 thread suggests that Dems turning out in record numbers in 2018 because they cared about, say, health care instead of the evil imbecile in the Oval Office is a cliche needing another look.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

I just wish the Democrat messaging on impeachment would be more confident and assured and less flailing and feigning shock. I

Where have you seen flailing and feigning shock? After yesterday's speeches dat's dat. If anything, the story changed when Romney suddenly found his courage.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

To some extent if his poll numbers move in either direction then maybe that tells us something about whether impeachment was a good strategy or not come election time, but the filtering through of events to polls is difficult to quantify so I'm unsure on that

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

Some of y'all should stay off Twitter.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

The televised speech Trump's got scheduled for today should be a joy to behold.

I continue to maintain that people's visceral disgust at this suppurating anal fissure of a human being is not being accurately measured by polls. And is mysteriously invisible to the likes of Chuck Todd.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:35 (five years ago)

Everybody should stay off twitter, but that's another issue.

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

Where have you seen flailing and feigning shock? After yesterday's speeches dat's dat. If anything, the story changed when Romney suddenly found his courage.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 6, 2020 10:33 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Maybe so. I more meant the way it was going during the trial, e.g. outrage over procedural stuff that had no chance whatsoever of impacting the outcome.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

I want M4A, a major rethinking of an executive branch's war powers, free college, and, uh, a functional regulatory arm from our next president, but I've come to realize: voting Trump out of office is all that matters. If one of our candidates is savvy enough to weave policy proposals around the determination to eliminate Trump's vomit-inducing presence, more power to'em. But pretending "we should run on M4A" will drive turnout alone is nonsense.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

But pretending "we should run on M4A" will drive turnout alone is nonsense.

agreed

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:42 (five years ago)

voting Trump out of office is all that matters

That's all you'll get w/out Sanders. Keeping expectations low, a Dem tradition since Nixon resigned.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

Tbf it's probably all you get with Sanders too

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

The responses to this tweet are interesting - the overwhelming majority are saying something along the lines of "Yeah, we're optimistic about next year because we're gonna get rid of Donald Trump!"

Pay attention to this people. It’s harder to have a change election when people feel so optimistic. The resistance is going to have to work like hell. https://t.co/rBPStgOFXq

— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) February 6, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

so will Mittens be part of the Resistance now? not sure Comey is still going to meetings

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:50 (five years ago)

That's all you'll get w/out Sanders. Keeping expectations low, a Dem tradition since Nixon resigned.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius),

One of the things I've realized in the last month: while Sanders makes every effort to shoehorn Trump into stump speeches, when he says "Trump is a liar, a bigot, a racist, and a homophobe" there's a phoned-in quality. It's as if he has to say it lest he get called on for not saying it. And I've concluded Sanders and Biden share a belief that Trump is an aberration, a nuisance. In Biden's mind a DC in which he and Mitch walked arm in arm up the Capitol steps is his happy place; for Sanders it's fighting what he thinks is the real enemy, i.e. corporatism, the health care industry, etc. As a result many of his worst Berniebros consider Biden -- indeed, any candidate not Bernie -- as bad if not worse than Trump.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 15:53 (five years ago)

Hoping that McConnell doesn't survive the next election. Because even with Trump gone he'd be enough of an obstruction to getting anything done.
Can he be impeached or anything for going against standing procedure, or basically anything legal.
Or could the legal trouble of a few months ago reappear and take him down. I mean that guy is about as corrupt as they come on several levels anyway isn't he?
& isn't he really unpopular in kentucky too. Or has that changed?

Stevolende, Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

Interesting question, not so much who is worse Biden or Trump, but

who is worse McConnell or Trump?

which is probably a deeper question than anything to do with specific individuals

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:07 (five years ago)

they should both fucking die

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

which is worse, having an arm pulled off or having a leg pulled off

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

I feel like McConnell is more of the mastermind and Trump is more of the accidental superweapon.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

McConnell has more responsibility for *how we got here* imo.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:15 (five years ago)

To say "no" while showing the emotions of an electric typewriter requires no evil genius.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

Twitter should be destroyed. If Anonymous can bring it to its knees for a few days, do it

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

lol Nancy saying Trump looked sedated at the SOTU like last time

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

I've concluded Sanders and Biden share a belief that Trump is an aberration, a nuisance.

Hasn't he said, many times, that we need to keep in mind the circumstances that gave rise to Trump and Trumpism? That would suggest to me he thinks of him as anything but an aberration, but instead a logical outgrowth of societal/political decay.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

Yeah, that seems very much the dominant way of thinking in the Sanders camp, completely the opposite of the Biden camp. Biden is the "let's get Trump out of the way so we can get back to normal" guy. Bernie is "normal was already fucked up and Trump just made it worse."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

Fair!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

I think thats it for me too, a consequence or symptom rather than an aberrration, similar directions elsewhere in the world too, not coincidental

anvil, Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

I think we all agree -- since at least January '81 in the United States. It's to what extent our candidates realize it.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:43 (five years ago)

McConnell is much worse

frogbs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

Yeah, that seems very much the dominant way of thinking in the Sanders camp, completely the opposite of the Biden camp. Biden is the "let's get Trump out of the way so we can get back to normal" guy. Bernie is "normal was already fucked up and Trump just made it worse."

"I wish the Kaiser was back. In those days we had order."

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c-bjhCRegw4/Wd3xpD7r96I/AAAAAAAAX7M/DfIk2u3KpPsVhQdOTmvare7kgpTfm89mgCLcBGAs/s1600/Cabaret-Joel-Grey-Bob-Fosse-1972.JPG

🚶‍♂️💨 (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

this thread is an abomination, fuck, people. if youre talking about about building a better system under this constitution you start with the tools to fix shit it gives. in this case you got two- impeachment and elections.

you gotta do both.

they can do both. abandoning that fight reinforces that russian oligarchy is the new normal both economically and politically.

low info ppl have little time and less inclination to get fucking woke, they want a side that fuckin wins for them and fucking fights for them.

there’s a reason you must fight for rights—people, even dumb ones, treat it as either waiver or forfeit.

the shitshow made it an even clearer record what GOP is. it was an expected outcome. it’s both worth it as a pursuit of dismissal and as a demonstration of moral and legal competence.

if there’s an assumption that waiving impeachment would have produced a better environment— and also time— for the bernie Vanguard of the Millennials to develop and sell his/their better policy— I DOUBT THAT SHIT— YOU SHOULD BE GETTIN THAT DONE ANYWAY.

Hammer doors and stay positive— “voter, you could have it so much better, it doesn’t have to be this.”

Inasmuch as we all still need a candidate we all should be doing this.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

thread should be locked for a “Re-impeach Trump y/n”

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

i agree with most of that, but there is 0.0% chance democrats will impeach trump again. if he's impeached again, it will be by republicans (there is a 0.000000001% chance of that happening)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

The House can just conduct their own version of the half dozen simultaneous Benghazi investigations without proceeding to impeachment. Unless they turn up undeniable evidence of a high crime sufficiently bad that impeachment looks like a dunk.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

yeah odds for reimpeachment happening are super low from here

one thing age and brain injury has given me is “a lot of shit is IMPOSSIBLE til it gets done.”

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

This rambling speech is true stream-of-consciousness something-or-other, and I have no idea anymore whether it's good or bad for him or nothing at all. Early on he said the stock market took off in the weeks leading up to the election because it was clear he was going to win, then a few minutes later he remembered that everybody knew Hillary was going to win.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

Still think the only way to stop Trump is to install a saboteur at every DC McDonald's

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

He's spent the last three minutes talking about Bobby Richardson. The fact that, I'm guessing, most of you don't know who that is, that sums up this whatever-it-is very well.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

Trump turned his praise to congressman Steve Scalise, who was severely wounded when a shooter opened fire in 2017 on a Republican baseball practice.

The president marveled at how upset Scalise’s wife was when she learned he was shot. “A lot of wives wouldn’t give a damn,” Trump said. “She was a total mess.”

nashwan, Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

Trump's frame of reference for wives is p limited to be fair

omar little, Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

Mitt Romney remembers he represents only safely Republican state in which majority of voters voted against Trump

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 5, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

CNN: "Unscripted, vindictive, at times profane..."

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

'A lot of wives tell their husbands every day that they hope they die in their sleep or are murdered in the bathtub by their young son Barron, but not Mrs. Scalise.'

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

As an empty gesture that works more for his political future it was fine as far as it went. To the extent it was not necessary it was mildly surprising. To the extent it was girded by statements of faith, it was annoying to this audience tho possibly true.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

^lol mitts not trumpf

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

lol OL

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

Trump's speech today:

https://i.imgur.com/ecKua6K.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 02:21 (five years ago)

two months pass...

Imbleach Trump Y/N

crüt, Friday, 24 April 2020 11:39 (five years ago)

he's telling people to attack state government with guns and drink bleach, no bigs

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:46 (five years ago)

movin' to the country
gonna drink a lot of bleaches

nashwan, Friday, 24 April 2020 12:21 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 24 April 2020 12:44 (five years ago)

i used to think that Trump ending his first and only term calling for some kind of uprising of his chuds (and them obeying) was at the far end of my eunlikely nightmares, but it's inevitable now, isn't it?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:24 (five years ago)

he already did call for an uprising (Liberate the swing states!), they just didn't respond very forcefully. hopefully that will continue

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:10 (five years ago)

Trump pwns the drug dealer immigrants. Crowd cheers. Trump pwns the libtard Democrats. Crowd cheers. Trump pwns the MSM. Crowd cheers. Trump calls on crowd to take up arms and shoot their governor. Some half-hearted cheers, crowd looks at each other questioningly, mostly stays put.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 April 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Lwq7oCU.png

that's the entirety of a blog post by Jim Jordan on The Federalist, a couple days ago.

porlockian solicitor (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

what can you even say.

porlockian solicitor (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:30 (five years ago)

Jim Jordan is possibly the dumbest member of congress, and that's saying something considering Nunes is there.

akm, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

This is just the usual strategy of claiming that whatever you want to be true is true and letting tribalism do the rest.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:34 (five years ago)

Counterpoint: Get Fucked

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:26 (five years ago)


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