""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

you dont see it about anymore, really. on the site, like

has it gone away, in its classically-understood form?

ive seen troll/trolling applied a few times this year, always to mean "refuses to agree with me" which im not sure is correct.

is ilx over trolling. is twitter/wherever simply the better spot for it now? is there just not the turnover to support trolling on ilx anymore?

are we the swinging-rusty-sign abandoned gas station between hot troll destinations

Blondi
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Blondi
Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-F051673-0059, Adolf Hitler und Blondi auf dem Berghof.jpg
Adolf Hitler holding Blondi on a leash.
Species Canis lupus familiaris
Breed German Shepherd
Sex Female
Born 1941
Died 29 April 1945
Nation from Germany
Owner Adolf Hitler
Offspring Wulf and four other pups
Blondi (1941 – 29 April 1945)[a][2] was Adolf Hitler's German Shepherd, a gift as a puppy[3][4] from Martin Bormann in 1941. Blondi stayed with Hitler even after his move into the Führerbunker located underneath the garden of the Reich Chancellery on 16 January 1945.[5]

Hitler was very fond of Blondi, keeping her by his side and allowing her to sleep in his bed in the bunker. According to Hitler's secretary Traudl Junge, this affection was not shared by Eva Braun, Hitler's companion, who preferred her two Scottish Terrier dogs named Negus and Stasi.

Blondi played a role in Nazi propaganda by portraying Hitler as an animal lover. Dogs like Blondi were coveted as "germanische Urhunde", being close to the wolf, and became very fashionable during the Nazi era.[6] On 29 April 1945, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS.[7] To verify the capsules' potency, Hitler ordered Dr. Werner Haase to test one on Blondi, who died as a result.[8]

Contents
1 Blondi's puppies
2 Other dogs
3 Death of Blondi and other dogs
4 References
5 External links
Blondi's puppies
In March[9][10] or in early April[11][12] (likely 4 April)[13] 1945, she had a litter of five puppies with Gerdy Troost's German Shepherd, Harras. Hitler named one of the puppies "Wulf", his favorite nickname and the meaning of his own first name, Adolf ("noble wolf"),[14] and he began to train her.[15] One of Blondi's puppies was reserved for Eva Braun's sister Gretl. Eva sent Gretl a letter containing a photo of Blondi and three of her puppies, Gretl's being indicated with an arrow.[16]

Other dogs
During his military service in World War I, Hitler rescued a stray white Fox Terrier named "Fuchsl". Hitler had great affection for the dog, and, when he was not on duty at the front, he would spend much of his free time playing with the dog in the barracks. Hitler was profoundly distraught when he lost him.[17][18]

He had been given a German Shepherd before named "Prinz" in 1921, during his years of poverty, but he had been forced to lodge the dog elsewhere. However, she managed to escape and return to him. Hitler, who adored the loyalty and obedience of the dog, thereafter developed a great liking for the breed.[19]

He also owned a German Shepherd called "Muckl".[20] Before Blondi, Hitler had two German Shepherd dogs, a mother [born 1926] and daughter [born ca. 1930] – both named Blonda. In some photos taken during the 1930s the younger Blonda is incorrectly labeled as Blondi[13] (in most cases photograph descriptions were written later).

In May 1942, Hitler bought another young German Shepherd "from a minor official in the post office in Ingolstadt"[21] to keep Blondi company. He called her Bella.[22] According to Traudl Junge, Eva Braun was very fond of her two Scottish Terrier dogs named Negus and Stasi. She usually kept them away from Blondi.[23]

Death of Blondi and other dogs
During the course of 29 April 1945, Hitler learned of the death of his ally Benito Mussolini at the hands of Italian partisans. This, along with the fact the Soviet Red Army was closing in on his location, strengthened Hitler in his resolve not to allow himself or his wife to be captured. That afternoon, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS.[24] By this point, Hitler regarded Himmler as a traitor. To verify the capsules' contents, Hitler—who already intended to have Blondi killed so that she did not fall into the hands of the Russians[25]—ordered Dr. Werner Haase to test one on Blondi, and the dog died as a result.[26] Hitler became completely inconsolable.[27]

According to a report commissioned by Joseph Stalin and based on eyewitness accounts, Hitler's dog-handler Feldwebel Fritz Tornow took Blondi's pups and shot them in the garden of the bunker complex on 30 April, after Hitler and Eva Braun committed suicide. He also killed Eva Braun's two dogs, Frau Gerda Christian's dogs, and his own dachshund. Tornow was later captured by the Allies.[28] Hitler's nurse, Erna Flegel, said in 2005 that Blondi's death had affected the people in the bunker more than Eva Braun's suicide.[29] After the battle in Berlin ended, the remains of Hitler, Braun, and two dogs (thought to be Blondi and her offspring Wulf) were discovered in a shell crater by a unit of SMERSH, the Soviet counter-intelligence agency.[30][31] The dog thought to be Blondi was exhumed and photographed by the Soviets.[32]

References
Informational notes

Some sources incorrectly suggest 1934 as Blondi's date of birth.[1]
Citations

Eatwell, Roger (1995). Fascism: A History. Chatto & Windus. p. 152.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 252. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
Comfort, David (1994). The First Pet History of the World. New York: Simon & Schuster. p. 247. ISBN 0-671-89102-2.
some sources suggest the Summer of 1942 (see: Wires, Richard (1985). Terminology of the Third Reich. Ball State University. p. 9.) or even February 1943 (see: timelines.ws Archived 14 November 2009 at the Wayback Machine)
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 139. ISBN 978-0-670-03041-5.
Sax, Boria (2000). Animals in the Third Reich: Pets, Scapegoats, and the Holocaust. Foreword by Klaus P. Fischer. New York and London: Continuum. ISBN 978-0-8264-1289-8.
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. pp. 951–952.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 952.
Galante, Pierre; Silianoff, Eugène; Silianoff, Eugene (1989). Voices from the Bunker. New York, NY: G.P. Putnam's. p. 12. ISBN 0-399-13404-2.
Dekkers, Midas; Vincent, Paul (2000). Dearest Pet: On Bestiality. Verso. p. 171. ISBN 1-85984-310-7.
Eberle, Henrik and Uhl, Matthias, ed. (2005). The Hitler Book: The Secret Dossier Prepared for Stalin, New York: PublicAffairs, p. 188. ISBN 1-58648-366-8
Brush, Karen A. (2007). Everything Your Dog Expects You to Know. New Holland Publishers Ltd. p. 108. ISBN 1-84537-954-3.
"Distant Relatives". Abby K-9. March 2006. Archived from the original on 9 November 2007.
Bullock, Alan (1962). Adolf Hitler: A Study in Tyranny, Penguin Books, p. 785.
Kohler, Joachim; Taylor, Ronald K. (2001). Wagner's Hitler: The Prophet and His Disciple. Polity Press. p. 19. ISBN 0-7456-2710-2.
Gun, Nerin E. (1969). Eva Braun: Hitler's Mistress. Meredith Press. pp. 241, 246. ISBN 0-7456-2710-2.
Kershaw, Ian (1998). Hitler 1889-1936: Hubris. Penguin Press. ISBN 0-393-320359.
Giblin, James; Payne, Robert (2000). The Life and Death of Adolf Hitler. New York, Praeger [1973]. p. 20. ISBN 0-395-90371-8.
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 357. ISBN 978-0-670-03041-5.
von Schirach, Baldur (1967). Ich glaubte an Hitler. Mosaik Verlag. p. 106.
Goebbels' Diary, 30 May 1942: " He [Hitler] has bought himself a young German Shepherd dog called "Blondi" which is the apple of his eye. It was touching listening to him say that he enjoyed walking with this dog so much, because only with it could he be sure that [his companion] would not start talking about the war or politics. One notices time and time again that the Führer is slowly but surely becoming lonely. It is very touching to see him play with this young German Shepherd dog. The animal has grown so accustomed to him that it will hardly take a step without him. It is very nice to watch the Führer with his dog. At the moment the dog is the only living thing that is constantly with him. At night it sleeps at the foot of his bed, it is allowed into his sleeping compartment in the special train and enjoys a number of privileges...that no human would ever dare to claim. He bought the dog from a minor official in the post office in Ingolstadt."
Irving, David John Cawdell (1977). Hitler's war. New York: Viking Press. p. 328. ISBN 0-670-37412-1.
Junge, Traudl (2003). Until the Final Hour: Hitler's Last Secretary. London: Weidenfeld & Nicolson. p. 77. ISBN 978-0-297-84720-5.
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. pp. 951–953. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
Gitta Sereny, Albert Speer: His Battle with the Truth, p. 528
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 952. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
O'Donnell, James (1978). The Bunker: The History of the Reich Chancellery Group. Boston: Houghton Mifflin. p. 166. ISBN 0-395-25719-0.
Eberle, Henrik and Uhl, Matthias, ed. (2005). The Hitler Book: The Secret Dossier Prepared for Stalin, New York: PublicAffairs, p. 273. ISBN 1-58648-366-8
Harding, Luke. "Hitler's nurse breaks 60 years of silence", The Guardian, May 2, 2005.
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 399. ISBN 978-0670030415.
According to the autopsy, both dogs were shot and Blondi was killed by poison. Some sources say that Wolf was killed with the other puppies in the Chancellery garden (see Moorhouse, Roger (2007). Killing Hitler: The Plots, The Assassins, and the Dictator Who Cheated Death. Bantam. p. 323. ISBN 0-553-38255-1.).
Le Tissier, Tony (1992). Berlin Then and Now, After the Battle. ISBN 978-0900913723
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is there just not the turnover to support trolling on ilx anymore?

i think this is it. trolling on ilx in 2019 is like taking your shirt off in the middle of dinner

Bulletproof moderation system

thats a lovely image but im no wiser for it km

How else are you going to wipe the Chef Boyardee smears from your chin

what i'm saying is, it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings. come on, we all know this timeless analogy

It's like meeting the man of your dreams
And realizing he's a Juggalo

all the grandpas are trolls now

Petey Pablo assured us it was ok to do at any time, KM. As long as you helicoptered that shit.

I don't make the rules, I only disobey them.

in 2019 everyone is trolling

i see i am not the first to think of "they see me trolling"

in fact i see that there are several songs about it

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings

as in, you are wearing a different kind of shirt in small gatherings? I would think it would be easier to literally pull off your shirt, assuming it would be less likely to be a button down?

am i being trolled

are you all socks trolling me

i c&p-ed the wikipedia entry for Hitler's dog, what more do you want?

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Carl_Winslow?file=FB405527-600E-4EB7-9BE4-BE87E69DA457.jpeg

in 2019 everyone is trolling

― Mordy, Monday, August 12, 2019 3:43 PM (eleven minutes ago)

its so prevalent that we dont even notice it now

wait are you trolls whats happening

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings

--

as in, you are wearing a different kind of shirt in small gatherings? I would think it would be easier to literally pull off your shirt, assuming it would be less likely to be a button down?

lol, i actually just meant "pull off" as in "successfully do something", but serendipity has led us down a new road!

i do have an answer prepared for this, but i need to wait and see how dmac weighs in on this important issue

as in to get away with it or to actually perform the physical act

as the nun said to the bishop

you wouldnt be

trolling

me, now would you km

Yikes, oh no, not at all!
Everyone knows this board is way too small to do something like that, these days
Still, best to be on one's guard

*meanwhile, some hapless civil servant is waiting for dmac to approve her time sheet*

three sheets to the wind-up

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg

is this post about that kid who walked into a wal-mart in missouri with his gun and tactical vest because, gun rights

Posting this as it's a classic bit of trolling and a good explainer for the 'sarahell used to troll' thing which I hadn't previously got.

every time i look up an ILE thread about a movie i liked, 90% of the thread consists of 3-5 of the same posters saying "this was terrible"

― marcos, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark

I think the Grand Budapest Hotel movie was the only time this did not happen.

― Mark G, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 9:29 AM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

someone liked that piece of shit?

― sarahell, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 10:09 AM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats a pun not a troll imo

that's not a pun

deems how is that a pun

are you having a stroke

ok not a pun, a wisecrack, a punchline

i mean how is it trolling

dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet when you get a moment? Thanks!

where did this timesheet thing start

am i being trolled

i work for you

have you even read any of my monthly reports? if you don't have access to the sharepoint folder just let me know, but i have been asking you to review these since 2016

i am considering a skip level meeting to address this

dmac, it's trolling because Mark G and marcos are saying how they hate film threads because people always say bad things about films they like, then sarahell calls the single example they give a "piece of shit" with no further comment. It's funny and it's a bit mean and you cannot tell if it's serious or not, this is what trolling is like, obv explaining it to death does not make it more funny, but anyway

i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?

sorry km i just got sidetracked with this discussion I'll be right over to you on those um those reports

deems forgetting what a pun actually is makes a lot of things suddenly make so much sense

hi wins

do you think thats a troll or a handy punchline from sarahell there iyo

The hitler dog thing? That’s a spoonerism

dog wins law

i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?

deems we're getting a ping from analytics indicating a 3.5% possibility increase to the idea that up to 20% of what you think are punchlines may have been trolls. i would get a team working on this but i'm not even sure i'm getting paid now

is fucking salesforce down again

i signed that shee

wait is this june or july

rolling trolling payrolling thread

The most beautiful thing about this thread is deems trolling everyone into thinking he doesn't know what trolling is

Nancy - I have the salesforce rep on the line, and there is a problem with the microservices stack

as always I started genuine and ye got the worse out of me

fucking workflow scheduler piece od shit *weeps*

Nancy,

This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda

Does anyone work in this place? And does anything work in this place??

meow

Ugh, it is what it is

this thread is giving me a breakdown analysis

Nancy,

Bill from HR is currently on his honeymoon from Bali. Please address concerns about the workingness of things and people to his assistant, Yolanda.

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Rhonda, I was following the newsletter closely until you took me off the recipients list after my last email change

hi nanch hi rondha bill here from the airport

typed on androif

iftheres anythig i can do let meknow i shoul be aleb to access the server from the plane wif

Nancy,

If you had updated your newsletter preferences in Salesforce and notified me via our airtable project management system, then we would not have this misunderstanding. :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Hi all,

Just to remind everyone again (circ 6 of 2017 attached for ref) that users are not to access the servers from open/public wifi.

The issue of this access being locked down altogether is currently being investigated cf IT and Networks teamsite

Rgds

John

hi john i cant seem

its bill

i cant get to the it site

john its bill im at the airpot john please my wif

John,

That attachment didn't come through for me. Please resend? :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Goddammit Rhonda

Bill

If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

Rgds

John

Hi all,

John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.

HR

Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries

Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?

A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago

Thanks!

Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Bill got married? Good for Bill!

wait did everyone but me know

d, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so

Lock thread.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM

lol, lock it yourself

Oh shit, the boss is in town

I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling

No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview

Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!

Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me

this is incredible

tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls

*weeks of silence*

> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet
> when you get a moment? Thanks!
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,
E

d, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go

Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg

"NANCY, 19, F"

"FONDLY REMEMBERED"

https://ap.mnocdn.no/images/779d0478-9edb-4290-9e03-381bdda23065?fit=crop&q=80&w=580

"Social Club Xmas, 2015"

there is no easy way to say this, but i strongly encourage everyone to check your spam folder. there are some pretty important emails from finance from two months ago, i'm not sure anyone saw it, and it's due thursday

Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.

Someone once said "I have a dream".

I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets and the associated issues that caused the unfortunate ..... events....of August 2019.

I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge and remember our departed colleagues, and to express our determination to support fully the efforts to find those still missing.

We will, as and organisation, emerge stronger, leaner and more focused than ever as a result of this tough fiscal year.

There is pizza and beer in 8C.

Thank you again.

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Does anyone have the number for the teleconference? I'm up to my elbows in QA on the Hochberg acquisitions and I haven't even had time for a vape break today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWX2BnI0Gw

the death of the troller

Thank you all for coming today, particular thanks to those of you who have dialled in.

Somebody once said "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair".

Well I, too, have looked upon my works, and despaired.

I would like for you all to be the first to know that I am stepping aside from my position with immediate effect.

Bill, whom you will all remember from Bill's out of office message, will be returning from honeymoon in order to step into the role.

I realise that this will leave many of you wondering about the ongoing feasibility of the ongoing project to bring the power of the cloud to our timesheet approvals process.

I can only express my profound regret. May God have mercy on your souls.

There will be pizza and beer in 8C

D,
You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, security
token, and company-issued Dramamine on my
desk before COB.

i don't how i got added to the RE: Bill's Wife email chain, but please take me off, and please stop Replying All

Delivery has failed to these recipients or groups:

Neandert✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧

The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending this message later, or contact the recipient directly.

Diagnostic information for administrators:

Generating server: ilxor.com

Neandert✧✧✧@ali✧✧✧.c✧✧
#554-5.2.2 mailbox full 554 5.2.2
STOREDRV.Deliver.Exception:QuotaExceededException.MapIExceptionShutoffQuotaExceeded;
Failed to process message due to a permanent error with message Cannot open mailbox

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Hey John,

When Bill gets back can you let him know there is an email chain with hundreds of recipients titled "RE: Bill's Wife"? I'm trying to get off of the list but people keep on replying all. I keep on emailing his wife on their honeymoon to try to get a hold of Bill, but I think she may have blocked me after the last time this happened.

Thanks!
Nance

Hi to whom it concerns,

The toilets are overflowing on 2. I warned management this would happen but they said they had a maintenance guy and it looked fine.

Also who do i give the dry cleaning bill as this caused damage to my outfit.

Expecting this to be prioritized as a loyal member of the company.

Chris Neves, Esq

i believe the toilets are dmac's responsibility

there was a meeting about it that he didn't attend

https://i.imgur.com/lBncX8E.jpg

Neanderthal,

Can I get a timeline on a) when you’re predicted the toilet disaster vs b) when the toilet disaster occurred. If the two time stamps are within 10 minutes of each other, then you can flush your career....down the toilet. Because of all the poop. Yeow!!!

It's ok, I went to HR with the evidence

i believe the toilets are dmac's responsibility

there was a meeting about it that he didn't attend

― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:09 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hi Brian,

See above for the mail discussed earlier. Name, timestamp and intent to mock/undermine all clear.

As noted previously, I've had difficulties with this person forwarding me unwanted reports and timesheets for some time now and I feel, though admittedly I'm not an expert, that he may be "trolling" me through the use of the company's telecommunications infrastructure.

I trust that you will take this ongoing issue appropriately seriously.

Apologies again about blocking the toilets. I can confirm that I now understand that they are not the proper disposal mechanism for unwanted timesheets and the issue won't arise again.

Best,

Darragh

I am marking this issue resolved.

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

uh...not how I wanted to find out nyc regional branch getting shut down

your sales were rubbish

I will be out of the office

were you ever in it

xp yeah well these aren't exactly "Glengarry leads"

btw I pissed in the Keurig

Trollican, we hardly knew ye.

Thank you all for attending tonight, it's wonderful to see so many employees, associates and contractors who have been touched in some way by the vision we had for the on-prem cloud solution.

Someone once said "I have met them at close of day
Coming with vivid faces
From counter or desk among grey
Eighteenth-century houses.
I have passed with a nod of the head
Or polite meaningless words,
Or have lingered awhile and said
Polite meaningless words,
And thought before I had done
Of a mocking tale or a gibe
To please a companion
Around the fire at the club,
Being certain that they and I
But lived where motley is worn:
All changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born."

Well I too have seen a terrible beauty being born, that beauty is Bill's rise through the ranks of the SaaS division and I know I leave you in very capable hands and he assures me that there are no hard feelings about the pictures of his then-fiancée now-ex-wife circulated on the web front ends during his extended honeymoon/convalescence.

I know I speak for us all when I wush Bill all the very best of the pizza and beer in 8C.

The greatest troll I ever knew was my friend Ken. He died in 2016. He was one of the kindest and most caring people I've known. That's not something one generally can say about Internet trolls.

how was he a troll

I guess this would be the thread where it’s cool to speak ill of the dead.

he had a bunch of socks where he would claim to be various outrageous things, like being a necrophiliac or w/e. standard troll shit, but he was really good at it - some of his socks i didn't even know were him until years and years later - and his trolls all had so much joie de vivre to them. despite all the fucked up shit he'd been through he was a genuinely happy person, and that attitude really came through in his trolling. he just really enjoyed provoking closed-minded and petty people.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2581/9494/products/troll-web-4_1024x1024_416e157d-8cc2-4612-bf5c-e0b5f87a2644_300x300.jpg?v=1525154694

by contrast ilx’s trolls come across as unhappy and cowardly

Who are the ilx trolls?

can we agree on a working definition first at least ffs

Don't mind me just wanna get some heat into the thread.

acceptable

Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument
Trolling on-line forums as described above is actually analogous to the fishing technique of “trolling”, where colorful baits and lures are pulled behind a slow moving boat, often with multiple fishing lines, covering a large bodies of water, such as a large lake or the ocean. The trolling lures attract unsuspecting fish, intriguing them with the way they move through the water, thus enticing these foolish fish to “take the bait”. Not unlike unsuspecting internet victims, once hooked, the fish are reeled in for the catch before they realize they have been duped by the Troll/Fisherman

Some hard fishermanning itt

ok

is Euler's post above a good example iyo

"by contrast ilx’s trolls come across as unhappy and cowardly"

this is otm imo. do think ilx was always a better fit for socks than for trolling.

i don't think the meaning changed; ilx changed.

Very much so.

xp

possibly, aside from differences in how we might individually define the terms, the intent or effect of socks v trolls comes across differently to each of us also

never had any time for socks meself, fundamentally malicious and corrosive practice

combined, changes again.

if the shoe fits

approve of the berlin rules murkiness and accusatory caution of the latest iteration of this topical thread

berlin rules

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 13, 2019 6:06 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Take it to ILM

Is this trolling y/n

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bf1140d8218c15e388a16dd6698d5c14/tumblr_inline_o0kqm0b0Wn1sac19l_500.gif

https://i.imgur.com/RVN6jh2.jpg

berlin rules

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 13, 2019 6:06 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Take it to ILM

Is this trolling y/n

― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 12:36 (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my bit or your bit?

berlin rules

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 13, 2019 6:06 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Take it to ILM

Is this trolling y/n

― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 12:36 (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my bit or your bit?

Is this trolling y/n

Is THAT trolling

Yes, but then I would(n't) be trolling.

ok i think you're both trolling and possibly pom is a sock

can we switch to moscow rules where we put chalk marks on benches and everything has plausible deniability?

possibly pom is a sock

It hath already been ascertained that I am, in fact, gyac (or that gyac is yours truly) and others yet unnamed and unnamable.

If socks were corrosive this place would be a big shoe full of liquefied foot

I can’t remember my last sock.

I only had one but lost it doing a good wash, as one does

Surely y'all recall the trolles of aulde. C-man and KBP and the like, cmon.

yes

is that a pun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeeeah_Baby#/media/File:Yeeeah_Baby_coverart.jpg

A multilingual pun, yes.

I mean

https://img.discogs.com/ORm5-Rwv9G6vE3MIoKURi2V_8ZU=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2267661-1273394218.jpeg.jpg

I agree that sarahell's 'piece of shit' post quoted upthread was deft snark and not trolling fwiw

i disagree snark, imo the intent there is to make a dumb situational joke and not to undercut anybody.

but that said: attempts at humour come somewhat under each of tyranny of humour, multivalenced language and troll headings discussed elsewhere, and each of us experiences the taste of chilli powder differently

which brings us back to thread intent, if a thread can be said to have an intent (it can i started it)

http://www.tbook.constantvzw.org/wp-content/death_authorbarthes.pdf

The death of the author whoo boy thats a whole nother thread iirc

a big barthes murdered deems and ran away

dt?

teems if you prefer yes

teems and contortions apply

this thread is like James Joyce with a Twitter account

to be trolling his whoop and all of them truetotypes in missam-

— Finnegans Wake (@finnegansreader) December 28, 2013

this thread is like James Joyce with a Twitter account

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 12:24 (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes but does the fact that its inconprehensible mean thats its trolling?

inconprehensible

Very Joycean spelling. Kudos.

kudonts imo

i could throw a thome and hittim from here

disagreeing about politics, but probably agreeing about underlying principles- trolling?

disagreeing about a movie sequel- trolling?

lada can we sort this out, for ilx, in 2019,

asking if this stuff is trolling- trolling?

?!?!?!

mutually consenting from macclesfield just as FFL comes under pressure at Chelsea- trolling or blatant opportunism?

xp that was my assumption tbh

Trolling begins at conception.

Just going to use this thread as an excuse to post more Kittelsen:

https://live.staticflickr.com/7228/7322054634_ce1856f729_b.jpg

You can see why Clarke or Harman are way more credible than nah come on this is just trolling now

― uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:55 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

?

Loose definition there: "saying a thing that stands up to no logic scrutiny or could even be a sincere belief beyond the desire to get a rise out of people you don't like"

ok we have baseline

ty for yr service nv

I mean I don't hold with hard definitions in general but baseline, yeah, that's something like a baseline

Next level of complexity is that the sincerity of the troll's statements should always be on some level plausible, like it's just possible a Swinson is so tied into her bubble that she cannot see the logical dishonesty there

gonna have to unpick that one maybe

Maybe not the thread to go deep into that specific example but roughly "I cannot support this candidate with a number of obvious qualifications for temporary leader of the government but hey I had a word with a couple of absolutely unqualified chums and wouldn't they be much better choices?"

Now either she *knows* why they're ludicrous suggestions or she's so deep in her own game she can't see the ludicrousness. The outside observer's uncertainty is a very troll-like situation

Schrödinger stuff, from outside yes

but does it rely on whether or not *she* is aware of the ludicrous uncertainty in order to be trolling (as i type it out it seems obvious that it does)

"a thing that stands up to no logic scrutiny or could even be a sincere belief beyond the desire to get a rise out of people" depends a lot on the individual oftentimes u have two ppl who both think the other person is trolling bc neither are capable of imagining a different perspective

I don't think it does because death of the author and as Burroughs might've described it the troll inside

Intentionality is not being taken into account this season, it's about whether the hand or arm are in an "unnatural" position IIRC.

xp

yeah sure Mordy but to the extent I'm engaging with this in good faith it is very much about perspective, social context, history and the speakers' knowledge of one another, like all language really

you will ofc be aware that in such a designation the other variable is the observer's capacity for befuddlement

allow me to further muddy water by suggesting an advance troll technique:

the observer so puzzled by whether or not something is a troll or not that any third party onlooker (and indeed the original subject, the suspected troll themselves) might wonder whether or not the perplexed-possible-trollée is not infact a faux-trolled-troll

fuckit mordy got in there

lol tim

i think to troll one must be on at least some level intending to troll, so i disagree nv

we shall, possibly, have to lurk under that bridge when we come to it

For there to be trolling, intent is paramount. Except, of course, the most successful specimens rely on the trollee's structural inability to reliably decipher the troll's exact intentions. In other words, the best trolling may or may not be an instance of trolling at all.

Apologies for restating the obvious.

xps

Feel like an essential component of trolling is the ethos that self-amusement/-satisfaction > comity.

eh yes and no

the intent is from the pov of the troll and therefore, while it can be unknown from outside, it can never have an actual value of unknown

xp

Necessary but not sufficient, my criterion.

'What if the troll doesn't know that he's trolling?'

– Donald Rumsfeld

was socrates a troll? what if yr asking a disingenuous question meant to provoke someone's assumption bc you believe there's value to be extracted from the conflict even if you don't necessarily 100% believe yr method of provocation inherently (asking questions etc)

but the person intent upon behaving as if each new item in the world that does not please then were a troll, the trollée-näif if you will, what are we to make of this particular subtroll?

I think we're overlooking the possibility of Manchurian trolls

like if that's trolling then trolling is an excellent thing we need more of but if trolling is more like disingenuously pissing ppl off for your own amusement and with no intellectual goal or intent then i agree it's v bad + a waste of time u kno

It is that really inasmuch as there's a platonic form of the troll

Trolling can be undertaken for purposes of self-amusement and pedagogy, i.e. one can troll for the sake of a purportedly greater cause. It is not inherently nihilistic.

how can we know the troller from the troll

But of course intellectual goals can muddy a lot of ground, it's troll's all the way down lads

that is, note, the second yeats ref this past half hour and better content than is deserved

trolléd

look around the table. if you cant see the obvious troll, it's you

Like a long-legged troll upon the stream
His mind moves upon silence.

two trolls, both beautiful, one a placebo

Q: is this trolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0LY0I5bLA

Those masterful images because complete
Grew in pure mind but out of what began?

(Tip: out of trolling.)

the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity

^ good to know about trolls

true

When i used to do it, there was both an entertainment purpose and a didactic purpose

exemplary imo

truelling

yes:
https://www.ancient.eu/img/r/p/500x600/1258.jpg

I raise you:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/5f/67/fb5f6762cf620691aee85bfdca8e7e63.jpg

Terrible craftsmanship, though.

i dont understand the latest posts

is this trolling

am i being trolled by socks

Is this trolling?

Diogenes received an invitation to dine with one whose house was splendidly furnished, in the highest order and taste, and nothing therein wanting. Diogenes, hawking, and as if about to spit, looked in all directions, and finding nothing adapted thereto, spat right in the face of the master. He, indignant, asked why he did so? "Because," Diogenes, "I saw nothing so dirty and filthy in all your house. For the walls were covered with pictures, the floors of the most precious tessellated character — and ranged with the various images of gods, and other ornamental figures."

is jt tho

i dont understand it. it must be trolling. a sock trolling me.

What about this?

When [Diogenes of Sinope] was sold as a slave, he endured it most nobly. For on a voyage to Aegina he was captured by pirates under the command of Scirpalus, conveyed to Crete and exposed for sale. When the auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, "In ruling men." Thereupon he pointed to a certain Corinthian with a fine purple border to his robe, the man named Xeniades above-mentioned, and said, “Sell me to this man; he needs a master.”

it doesnt seem to be about me at all

is it trolling

What is hell? Hell is oneself.
Hell is alone, the other trolls in it
Merely projections. There is nothing to escape from
And nothing to escape to. One is always alone.

why am i alone why would people leave me alone are they trolling me

Dip your eyes into his. Do you see yourself? What do you perceive?

https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.1749249.1396545171!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg

?

That neither our Thoughts, nor Passions, nor Ideas formed by the Imagination, exist without the Mind, is what every Body will allow. And it seems no less evident that the various Sensations or Ideas imprinted on the Sense, however blended or combined together (that is, whatever Objects they compose) cannot exist otherwise than in a Mind perceiving them. I think an intuitive Knowledge may be obtained of this, by any one that shall attend to what is meant by the Term Exist when applied to sensible Things. The Table I write on, I say, exists, that is, I see and feel it; and if I were out of my Study I should say it existed, meaning thereby that if I was in my Study I might perceive it, or that some other Spirit actually does perceive it. There was an Odor, that is, it was smelled; There was a Sound, that is to say, it was heard; a Colour or Figure, and it was perceived by Sight or Touch. This is all that I can understand by these and the like Expressions. For as to what is said of the absolute Existence of unthinking Things without any relation to their being perceived, that seems perfectly unintelligible. Their Esse is Percipi, nor is it possible they should have any Existence, out of the Minds or thinking Things which perceive them.

Goddammit Rhonda

trawling

https://writingexplained.org/trawling-vs-trolling-difference

i wont be trawsplained thks

has anyone heard from rhonda since

Re: has anyone heard from rhonda since

I will be out of the office through Labor Day weekend. I am going to Burning Man for the first time!

Namaste,
Rhonda

A lot of Zen koans seem like didactic trolling to me (see: the Zen Assholes thread).

i agree but i wouldnt say so becos i dont f/w them zen buddhists man theyll kick yr ass

trolling?

pun

k

^^^post

thks guyz see ye again next time

tag yrself

https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/729/7295.gif

?

Is this trolling, y/n?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/a2/cb/58a2cb13ecf0d2f04d14a97373124b46.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Mortiis-charlotte.jpg/220px-Mortiis-charlotte.jpg

self-trolling perhaps?

"I do not look upon myself as a goblin, or troll, or elf, or medieval. I am merely Mortiis."

so no

Sounds like trolling to me.

I mean, just look at him (it?).

leaning towards trolling unless someone can explicitly counter

trolling once

trolling twice

trolled!

Sitting under a bridge and shouting at passers-by as they walk overhead 'this is not a bridge': trolling²?

performance art

The trollery of images

they call it trolling but it's really nilboging

?

Goblin

Nile bog.

?

~?~

e-goblin

it's from a movie called Troll 2 the protagonist figures out the town is infested with trolls bc Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards and then he pees on a cake

is a goblin a troll

is peeing on a cake trolling or goblining

i guess like one is the genus and the other is the species

ty mordy

Blog in.

There are spiders

s-trolling

operation dennis- trolling?

Operation who now?

I asked first tbf

Hi Rhonda,

Due to the overwhelming success of 'Project Dennis' we have in fact come across some issues we hadn't considered at design stage.

We are now oversubscribed for key positions, projected output is blocking content and product routes for normal operating processes, and frankly other personnel are stopping their own usual roles to watch.

I may have to ask the board to consider a hold for now, can you prepare a position paper for information for Tuesday?

Thanks,

Nile Boggs

Project Lead

Operation Dennis

Operating Dennis

L'operation Denis on the continent

"dirty den" to the poor unfortunates in the trenches

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/dont-feed-the-trolls-rachel-riley-gary-lineker-sadiq-khan-a9108921.html

shat on trolling

saw troll defined in this very context today as "the person in a twitter argument without a blue tick" and thought theres something in that

There was a talk on trolling yesterday xps

I’m adding this tweet by ⁦@bbclaurak⁩ to my talk this evening about (amongst other things) trolling and the internet ‘wild west’. Laura’s employing a common trolling tactic, encouraging a pile-on here. Intentional? Accidental? Either way, it’s a classic bit of trolling. pic.twitter.com/bQ0Glr3E9U

— Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) September 18, 2019

saw troll defined in this very context today as "the person in a twitter argument without a blue tick" and thought theres something in that

― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:29 PM (fourteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

there isn't. not having a tick is the new having a tick, so.

yes but the attempted definition of trolling as "arguing against the wrong people", any disagreement with a certain protected class is labelled trolling

you see it a good bit

I think in this instance it could be right but the other dimension is if pissed off people piling back on her after seeing what was happening. While she may not face the consequences today it will add up.

That was to the Bernal tweet

Laura wasn't trolling. I think trolling has to consist of the person trolling deriving some pleasure from it. I don't think Laura K. has had a pleasant day. It was dumb, very telling (~true colours shining through~) and bad overall, but trolling she did not.

Turning this thread into another UK politics thread is some A+ trolling (not even trolling btw).

Ok, now you're just trolling Pom (and I'm not even trolling)

I swear I'm not (really!).

:-) (:-S)

rolling trolling 2019

https://www.fancydressandparty.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x1231/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/b/r/branch-trolls-costume.jpg

Dear Niles,

Hitler!

Regards,
Rhonda

i dont think that enjoying the unintended aftermath of trolling defines whether or not you were trolling jird

that said its clear laura was dragging not trolling

https://steemitimages.com/DQmZ5hGWNSvfQHuiemvD4rwwXAzerbooPesQBnqBPYUYfsP/inset-FINAL-BAchelard-GettyImages-478440106.jpg

Rhonda

Email of 4/20 refers

Rgds

Niles

i dont think that enjoying the unintended aftermath of trolling defines whether or not you were trolling jird

intent does not maketh the troll? verily?!

"Laura wasn't trolling. I think trolling has to consist of the person trolling deriving some pleasure from it. I don't think Laura K. has had a pleasant day."

True. But I wonder if enabling some of her followers -- who are trolls in the old sense of deriving pleasure -- is in effect trolling. That lack of responsibility in the public online space. It's where the meaning could've changed.

https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2015/10/look_whos_back_constantinfilm.jpg

True. But I wonder if enabling some of her followers -- who are trolls in the old sense of deriving pleasure -- is in effect trolling. That lack of responsibility in the public online space. It's where the meaning could've changed.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:49 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also true, I'll concede this. And I do think LK enjoyed some glee in seeing the circus commence; the dismal 'bbc press room news floor official twitter' notepad tweet being the icing on the cake for her.

xp lol Pom, stop trolling will ya!

Just responding to Rhonda.

saw a km post on something yesterday that wouldve fit right in here and cant remember the blasted thing now ffs

no joke, every time this thread comes up i feel a twinge of guilt because Rhonda will you PLEASE, for the fourth time this month, approve the travel compensation requests from last quarter, DAMMIT

rhonda has approved the compensation requests from this week, even though those aren't due until the end of the pay period. but yet she won't approve the requests from last quarter, which were due...last quarter

ok but karl if i can just remind you that this meeting is not about that and ask you to refocus

now, progress update on operation dennis please

...i assumed that was in Rhonda's court

oh ive been here the whole time. just staring at you.

Guys i think i left a shoe in here. Did anybody find

All,

Please be advised that our quarterly disposal of surplus assets is scheduled for next Friday. As part of this process, we will be disposing of unclaimed items from the Lost and Found, generously maintained by Graeme at reception. Please seek out your lost items with Graeme as soon as possible.

Warmly,
Grover Widewale
Head of Physical Plant

Grover, what a prick amirite

/replyall

*staring at karl*

i've been in this bathroom stall for 40 minutes now...i can't go until i'm alone in here. and it is very quiet...but every once in a while i could swear someone is in here with me! i look under the stalls to see if there are any feet and bunched trousers visible in other stalls, but there aren't. god why is it always so TENSE in here

Oi there is this shifty dude in the stall next to me i think he got performance anxiety. Sitting indian style on the toilet to try to get him to leave, i can't go with an audience

"indian style"

cancelled, rhonda send the usual mail pls

yes, now, before last months payroll file

has it

is Turrican gone for good?

I won't be saying his name into any fucking mirrors of youre askin

only your finest mirror

murricans

i kinda miss him and 'neb --

i miss them all bar the obvious tbh

turrican can fuck off, imo

it's one thing to criticize the lyrics of an ilxor's song in a slimy "you don't know about lyrics, you wrote THIS" dick move, but it's another thing to be the most disingenuous fuck of all time after being called out on it

karl you were asked for an update on operation dennis some time back

Is this the thread where ilxors ask for feedback on their hobby bands?

Hope so

sure

a multi-purpose thread. saves electrons.

Guys what address should my lawyer use on the subpoena for my improper termination

im sorry sir this is a library youre going to have to lower your expectations

?

"obtuse" is another term we'll throw in here i think

Rhonda,

Deliver to me the IT-based IT solution by end of day, i will be in my office working on the development of the IT-CIM concept, which wouldn't have been possible without the CIM solution. if you need any assistance, pelase contact Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner - he works at the Institute for Factory Facilities at Prof. Wiendahl at TU-Har.

Rhonda

Rhonda,

Rhonda, and as such she will be missing.

Rhonda, a graduate of the University of Washington, said the new study offers "real progress in our understanding" of the causes of suicide.

"In this instance, that it has something to do with suicide or at least its impact upon the person is something we knew from the beginning," she said. "The question has become, 'How does this occur in a human society?'"

"The study adds to all the information we have," he added.

Suicide is the third leading cause of death among young people ages 15 to 19 (see related story). But experts have long worried that suicide rates are increasing. Some point to a rise in drug overdoses, especially among teens. But few studies have addressed whether the increase in suicide rates coincides with the increase in overdoses, said Dr. Mark Giedd, director of the division of mental health services at Children's Hospital Boston and co-author of the study.

Some suicides occur at the last moment, perhaps by a self-inflicted wound, as in a school shooting. But the overall rates of suicide

Rhonda, I think, was in good shape, or close. She had good taste, good taste—but her face was, well, it was very hard. She had a pretty face, but she had a hard face. Well. You can imagine. I can imagine. I can even imagine.

You were on the road from then until the end. I remember we went to the station, and then I drove you back to the hotel. My mother asked me to wait until she had calmed down. It was not until I arrived at the train station she was so overcome she asked me to come with her, and to drive her home. I remember I made it home in about three hours and then I waited to see if she was really all right, and she was. The little girl, we called her by then, was a miracle, wasn't she?

But she couldn't speak at all. She just had to sit there. By that time I knew the reason. It's something you see a lot in people. Well, I'm sitting there in

Rhonda,

There were no available drawings to work from, Rhonda, and the experts at TU-Har were able to use the old iron casting in order to reconstruct this pattern. Rhonda, state of the art IT-CIM milling machinery and lathes were employed for the precision milling and cutting of alder hardwood to create the specified shapes, holding a .030" tolerance throughout. Sanding, Rhonda, was performed to maintain smoothness. Finished dimensions of the pattern were 14" in length, 13" in width, and 6" thick, my dearest Rhonda. Rhonda, full dimensional and visual inspections were implemented to ensure product accuracy. And Rhonda, the project was completed after a turnaround time of 2 weeks, meeting customer specifications and the rigorous internal standards of TU-Har. For more information about this bearing housing pattern fabrication, or the other value added services available please see the table below or contact TU-Har directly. As ever, my undying love to you and your adopted children, Rhonda.

Warmest regards,
Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner

Help me, Rhonda. NOW!

i have just learned that Rhonda was terminated 4 and a half years ago

Get her out of our chart!

Elmer,

I know this is a big ask but when you get a sec, could you please remove Rhonda's name from all of our internal systems? Looks like she might've skedaddled on out of here half a decade back without anyone noticing. We should probably forward anything in her inbox to her supervisor so they can take a looky-loo at what still needs to be handled. I just sent her something this AM about the TU-Har account and I'm sure others have done likewise as sorting out the IT-CIM concept is a hot-button must-do. I'll pow-wow with the folks in Systems Mismanaged and see if we can effect a go-forward strategy re: Rhonda's absence.

Thanks a billion,
Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner

This is a sad day for the firm. I still remember her entry-level interview.

Rhonda caught our eye. I can tell you lots of reasons why.

Rhonda,

** exec lvl 3 and above eyes only **

--------- 2014-01-09 -----------

Rhonda terminated today for violation of "bring whole self to work" initiative

hold on

That’s not the Rhonda I was talking about

We’re gonna need an all hands

do you mean Rhonda or Rhoda

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Thanks,
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...I fear that the IT-CIM concept was deeply flawed from the start

And the CIM solution, which led to the IT-CIM concept

Dear god

They told us that the IT-CIM concept was “IT-based”, and we just believed them

But look at the wikipedia entry for Swim Lanes (process flow diagrams) to learn the awful truth. It’s all been right in front of us

Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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15 other requests have been received in the last 5 minutes? This organization is very needy

Rhondaaaaaaa this organization neeeeeeeeds you

Rhonda would like to connect with you on LinkedIn

swiping rhight on that one

Tinder connects the world's professionals to make them more productive and successful.

Rhonda,

jesus christ we forgot about rhonda!

has anyone here actually met Rhonda in person, and/or are any of Rhonda

any of YOU Rhonda, I mean.

Apologies for several years worth of typos, team!

Rhonda,

Rhonda, go faster. Faster.

First gear? It's all right. Second gear? I'll lean right. Third gear? Hang on tight.

Faster, it's all right.

Best,
Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner

You don't tug on Superman's dick

Speak for yourself.

Nancy,

This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda

― sarahell, Monday, August 12, 2019 10:55 AM (two months ago)

RHONDAAAAAAAAA

Rhonda's in the cloud? Omg

*bangs head into mirror*

wheres rhonda

wheres rhonda

What's weird is that based on previous internet interactions, I always found Rhonda to be very grounded, not at all a "head in the clouds" kind of person. Hope that she is ok!

neanderthal,

hate to have to escalate this up to you (cc'ing rhonda)

please see below for update (not the first) requested from karl some time back:

karl you were asked for an update on operation dennis some time back

― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:55 (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

thanks

?

Apologies, the office was temporarily evacuated due to an incident in the lavatory. The next of kin have been called.

Karl,

Please see me after your unpaid lunch break. I need to understand where the disconnect was on this request. Do not make plans for after work tonight.

Hi neanderthal

many thanks for response as below

suggest that you might recall and amend working to "do not make plans to work here after tonight"

rgds

*replies all*

cc pom

Dear Rhonda,

Please find attached.

Kind regards,

Rhonda

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Hi Neanderthal,

My staff is distraught because someone (a certain DarraghMac? Does he work over at IT or something?) sent a "reply all". They are now worried they will be out of a job tonight. Alex sabotaged the coffee machine in protest, and Jenny is threatening to go to the press with this.

Please act upon this crisis swiftly. This is getting out of hand. (and I have bowling practice tonight)

Best,

LBI

-----------------------signature-----------------------
Remember: You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle
-----------------------signature-----------------------

Good evening, all,

It has come to my attention that some of you are worried about job security based on darraghmac's reply all.

Rest assured...many of you have nothing to worry about.

Have a great day,

Neanderthal

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Neanderthal,

thanks for handling that.

keep it up! there'll be plenty of opportunities around here soon for someone with a bit of initiative!

Darragh

*reply all*

cc pom, rhonda, dennis

Re: re: FW: Re:

Karl

Not sure if you're getting these? Keep getting responses from you as per below:

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Darraghmac, I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. Do I have to underline it for you? Not sure I can make it more clear than that. Long weekend, heavy week coming up, I'm not in the mood. Please contact Darraghmac.

hi karl

if you could underline it, that would be great!

really appreciate it

d.

Re: Re: re: FW: Re:

Darraghmac, I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. Do I have to underline it for you? Not sure I can make it more clear than that. Long weekend, heavy week coming up, I'm not in the mood. Please contact Darraghmac.

― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone)

hi karl

if you could underline it, that would be great!

really appreciate it

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac)

I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th

christ but i wish we still had lotus notes

rhonda was a whiz with lotus notes

;_;

Hi! This is Kathy, your NEW virtual assistant! Is there anything I can help you with?

Rhonda!? What did Kathy do to you?!!?

Hi Karl, it seems like you want me to contact Rhonda.
<clicking noises>
I am sorry, but there is no one by that name currently active in the company directory.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Hi Karl,

it seems like you want to let people know that you are out of the office!

Would you like me to set up an autoresponder for you?

Kathy, I don't know where you got that idea, I'm definitely in the office! Last vacation I took was mid-November, 2018.

Hi Karl,

it seems like you want me to search for where to get ideas?

Is that correct?

REPRESENTATIVE!

Hi Karl,

I didn't quite get that! Are you looking for representative ideas?

Is that correct?

RHONDA!!!

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Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Kathy, call my wife please

Hi Karl,

A colleague of yours has requested my assistance. As your virtual assistant, I will need your permission before assisting your colleague. Please let me know if I can help you by helping your colleague.

Best,
Kathy

Everybody is fired effective last year

imago, my office, now.

AUTOMATED REPLY

imago is out of the house from 9am Wednesday 18 Dec until 9pm Wednesday 18 Dec and doesn't have facebook messenger on his phone, so may be unable to respond during these hours

for urgent enquiries he is also available by email, firstname dot lastname at the usual

Imago Industries
51 Flag Post Lane
ME1 7BY

That postcode looks Tory to me 🤔

Howdy everybody! This is Rhonda! I am back from vacation -- or shall I say, yaycation? Anyhoo, I wanted y'all to have a heads up that Jan in Purchasing just let me know that we no longer have a contract with Imago Industries due to various .... irregularities ... so, any person or persons representing themselves as being from that entity are no longer allowed in the buildings, parking structures, or within 50 feet of any official company signage. Yee-haw!!!

Warmest Regards Y'all,
Rhonda!

👀👀

imago, my office, now.

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:44 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Got him good today

pants down and all

just imago, pls folks

and HR

Neanderthal,

This is Rhonda. I would just like to remind you that we operate in a shame-free workplace culture where we do not comment on our colleagues' attire (or lack thereof). If you have a concern about whether your colleague choice of pants or pantslessness is appropriate for the workplace, please communicate that privately to me, your superior, or leave a message in our Peoplenet-powered inbox, using the Peoplenet platform, that according to my records, you received several trainings in how to use. If you did not, in fact, attend the Peoplenet trainings, this is a separate HR issue.

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

Dear Rhonda,

It's only fair that you, too, should see the following email. It's been lingering in my spam folder for weeks:

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
(Oh Rhonda)
But she let another guy come between us
And it shattered our plans
(Oh Rhonda)

Please advise.

Kind regards,

László

Laszlo,

In Module 2 of the Peoplenet platform training, which it appears you were not present for, correspondence like this should be reported, assigned a trouble ticket (TroTick) number, and uploaded to the Peoplenet HR inbox. That is, if this correspondence came from, or appeared to originate from an internal email. If it did not, and you are unable to follow the protocols for deletion of spam, then please see Mr. Dmac in IT for guidance.

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

Attention Appreciated Colleagues,

It has come to my attention that we have experienced a significant lack of attendance at the mandatory Peoplenet training sessions for our new Peoplenet interdepartmental communications platform. I feel compelled to remind you that we all need to integrate with Peoplenet, because Peoplenet Is Made Out of People!

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

you aren't Rhonda

darragh would like to recall: Re: PeopleNet attendance

Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac

Fuck you all!

I got a job at Dicks Last Resort.

Here is a picture of my dingus.

Attachment: Neanersweiner.png

Hey guys, just checking in from my vacation and — JFC, someone call HR

I STILL HAVE EMAIL PRIVILEGES FOR A FEW MINUTES.

I HAVE A CONFESSION

I HID THREE DEAD RATS SOMEWHERE IN THE OFFICE

I just...from the CEO, it seems like a bad example, that’s all I’m saying. Rhonda, can you go ahead and start the firing process? Let HR know it was darrahgmac’s idea, please.

typo, I meant dmac

?

meow

What’s a t-roll?

meow meow

a new challenger has appeared

on a related note

did the "meow" reflex response exist before super troopers

theres a moment in cats and dogs (great movie btw) where our villain breaks down into paroxysms of delight at his own genius and it turns into a proto-meow reflex

but was it out there before that

im sure ive told the story where i was in the middle of a disastrous interview for a job before and was getting in so little between the holding forth of the interviewer on his own brilliance that i started to play the meow game, to my own growing horror as i realised that i couldnt rly stop once id started.

?

imago

office re dennis at once pls

Hey did you hear imago saw someone die in the lunchroom and they're trying to coordinate his statement with authorities?

CC: All

snoball runs into conference room

they call me 'agent threadkiller'

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/10/us/politics/russia-hacking-disinformation-election.html

phase two is imminent and i want to remind you all that there are strict non-disclosure agreements in place regarding op den, rhonda has the details wheres rhonda

Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.

Someone once said "I have a dream".

I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets

the concept of starting a midlevel Q2 CEO update with an "i have a dream" segue of this type is recalled from actual experience btw

got that job i mewed my way through and all

?

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things gather pace

events may overtake us

You've changed.

you will ofc be aware that in such a designation the other variable is the observer's capacity for befuddlement

allow me to further muddy water by suggesting an advance troll technique:

the observer so puzzled by whether or not something is a troll or not that any third party onlooker (and indeed the original subject, the suspected troll themselves) might wonder whether or not the perplexed-possible-trollée is not infact a faux-trolled-troll

fuckit mordy got in there

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:32 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol tim

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:32 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think to troll one must be on at least some level intending to troll, so i disagree nv

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:33 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

we shall, possibly, have to lurk under that bridge when we come to it

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:33 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

For there to be trolling, intent is paramount. Except, of course, the most successful specimens rely on the trollee's structural inability to reliably decipher the troll's exact intentions. In other words, the best trolling may or may not be an instance of trolling at all.

Apologies for restating the obvious.

xps

― pomenitul, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:33 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Feel like an essential component of trolling is the ethos that self-amusement/-satisfaction > comity.

― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:34 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

eh yes and no

the intent is from the pov of the troll and therefore, while it can be unknown from outside, it can never have an actual value of unknown

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:35 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

xp

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:35 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Necessary but not sufficient, my criterion.

― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

'What if the troll doesn't know that he's trolling?'

– Donald Rumsfeld

― pomenitul, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

was socrates a troll? what if yr asking a disingenuous question meant to provoke someone's assumption bc you believe there's value to be extracted from the conflict even if you don't necessarily 100% believe yr method of provocation inherently (asking questions etc)

― Mordy, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

but the person intent upon behaving as if each new item in the world that does not please then were a troll, the trollée-näif if you will, what are we to make of this particular subtroll?

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:36 (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink

not sure what I think of phase two so far, feels premature? note that I am simply seeking clarification here & do not aim to offend

rhonda will send forth instructions to those that need them as and when

colleagues,

it has come to level 3 management team's attention that no one (darraghmac) even tried to get lucrative sponsors for the 200,000th thread anticipation, celebration, and physical fights thread. even fyre had lucrative sponsors. we need answers, and we need them yesterday.

wait who's my manager

wait I quit

wait I got rehired

I forget what episode this is

*explodes*

Rhoda,

See above.

Have already raised issues with this colleague. The question of sponsorship was the subject of a detailed response hosted on the shared "200k thread celebration" teamsite a week ago.

I'm not responsible, that I'm aware, for ensuring that every one of my colleagues is checking these important libraries.

Appreciate a steer on how I might handle this ongoing harassment.

Rgds,

Darragh

cc. Rhonda, Rita, Randy, Ronnie

i am filling out my annual evaluations for all of you right now. please do fill out your _anonymous_ evaluation of the job i'm doing as well, keeping in mind that each of you are working in different locations and i can filter the anonymous evaluations by location.

the original question was about trolling btw

fred otm

― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:46 (yesterday) link

I'll take that as a cosign.

And don't forget to nominate a preferred weapon for your upcoming duel, comrade:

Post here when you want to shit on someone passive aggressively until they see it and start a fight with you ITT

is this trolling

am i being trolled

Who’d dare

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPVGyhZUEAADOZe?format=jpg

cmon thats trolling im being trolled

Do they even have turkeys in Australia or wherever it is you’re from

i am from ireland i don't understand why youd say i was from anywhere else is this trolling

That actually was trolling

Tbf both are islands. As are all continents, in a way.

calling them turkeys was trolling iirc, they're from mexico, like chewing gum

In French a turkey is literally a 'dinde' ('from India'), which I suppose is more accurate to some extent.

they're all islands in a way

No turkey is an island.

oman is not an island

Al-Hallaniyah is an island. Checkmate, geographers.

We are all islands

... on this blessed day

(To quote an A+ troll)

The greatest troll is pure and unfettered sincerity iirc + imo.

Paired with this face

https://66.media.tumblr.com/ede6124a2465ddb9387c7f25af4653ef/tumblr_mudmg7DPWQ1qadbq2o2_r1_250.gifv

is that casey affleck

Thom Yorke in the early 90s iirc.

Back to work guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q0y5dFBdvg

5 years for trolling on a video game

presuming that we're not going to watch the 34 mins of that, can you summarise or are you trolling me am i being trolled

He was playing the video game Runescape when he was 19 and theres some kind of group chat thing and a stranger came in and started talking about a shooting incident, the guy in video was drunk and played along and said yes lets go shoot up some buildings that'll be cool. The stranger reported him to the game company who called in the feds

Once the feds have you in their sites, with their conviction win rate, thats only going one way. Did his time in Alabama and Florida. He may have been pretty lucky to only get 5 years (actually 4 then a parole violation for possession of pot and another year) considering its fed charge not a state charge

was he trolling tho

i mean i tried to get a srs discussion of what trolling is going but everyone thought i was trolling

Rhonda-

rhonda cant help you in here man ive cut the lines

Rhondaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You haven’t cut shit darragh

—warmest regards,

Rhonda!

trolling, surely? calling it, trolling.

I always thought trolling was that thing where you strip naked and muss your hair and stick a jewel in your navel and a pencil up your butt. Or is that called something else?

always makes me so dizzy, spinning around like that

t-rolling

how do I set my gps to speak with rhonda vox

Mr. Tomboto,

Rhonda is more than just a vox, Rhonda is a weltanscauung.

Best,
Rhonda

* Weltanschauung

Best,
Rhonda

maybe she's born vith it

maybe it's weltanscauung

How lugubrious

our service desk has someone named Rhonda working there and every time, I'm like "Rhonda!!!"

....?

did you think this was fuckery?

did you think you were being trolled, is this trolling?

wait a second

has the meaning changed?

not for me but ive been on top of the brief here throughout

Rhonda! first came into existence as a means to extricate ILXor Stevie D from a bad date ... this was like 9 years ago?

that is silbys rhonda now

stevie!

i am so happy for you

- rhonda

― sarahell, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:10 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3192223&boardid=77&threadid=89464

Is this trolling, Sarahell? Are we being trolled?

Pretty sure the advent of Rhonda! was in 2011, which, for me, was a blur of depression and boozing ... I honestly do not remember

we might be being trolled is what im hearing

To: All Staff

Please fill out the doodle poll for preferred times for the All Hands meeting

Warm Regards,

Rhonda!

i went to doodle.com and it didn't work Rhonda

what i'm trying to say is, next time please send out handwritten notes with the web site address on them so some of us aren't confused

To: Karl

Please be sure to check your login credentials when responding to the poll. We have experienced problems with staff attempting to respond to the poll with their personal gmail accounts.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

sher lookit, your guess is as good as mine at this stage

Re: All Hands Meeting

The All Hands meeting has been cancelled. Please contact Karl Malone for further updates about pivoting this meeting to a conference call.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

Hi Team,

It's come to my attention that some of us are unclear on company policy regarding what is known as "economic rival country virus". I am writing to provide guidance and clarity. You must wash your hands before entering the restroom. After using the restroom, you must touch the door handle with your skin. You must use as much hand sanitizer as possible, or you are a murderer. Please continue to monitor the CDC website for further guidance.

Also, no work from home is allowed, unless you're already working at home.

If there are any questions regarding my clarifying guidance, please direct all questions to Rhonda, who will take care of it from there without any input from me.

Good luck out there,

Hi Team and Karl,

Our Finance Department wants to remind you that even in the face of a global pandemic, it is still important to follow cost-center tracking procedures. If you are requisitioning supplies for your department or team, you need to enter the appropriate project code in your requisition request or the request will be denied. This now applies to toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

We also want to emphasize the importance of using as much hand sanitizer as possible.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda!

Rhonda,

Clarification: use as much hand sanitizer as possible, but don't go "overboard". You understand what I mean? There's a clear difference between the two - don't step over the line, or there will consequences for the person or persons who chose to willingly disobey a very simple and clear order to use as much sanitizer as possible without going overboard.

Please distribute this to all program managers for direct communication to their teams.

With Utmost Sincerity,

Karl,

Multiple Program Managers have reported that the instructional materials regarding use of hand sanitizer that were supposed to be produced by you and your department have not yet arrived. These materials should consist of signage, infographics using the company color palette, and a webinar on the topic of use of hand sanitizer without going overboard. We are concerned that without the instructional materials that are the responsibility of your department, program managers may be unable to communicate appropriately to their teams.

Please Advise.

Rhonda!

Team,
It has come to our attention that some users are using their corporate
Zoom accounts inappropriately. We remind you that you do not have
an expectation of privacy on corporate IT systems, and in particular
you should not use your Zoom account for hen fap.
Regards,
IT

IT,

Please advise on the topic of appropriate and inappropriate use of corporate Zoom accounts. It has been brought to the attention of HR that some employees need assistance in re the following anonymous internal feedback:

Employee A: [redacted] clearly has an adult video playing on his television which is visible in the videoconference

Employee B: Can someone politely suggest that [redacted] adjust [gender redacted] camera position as [gender redacted] [redacted body part] is distracting.

HI EVERYONE.

SOMEONE ISN'T FLUSHING. I know who the culprit is, but if you want this to go down the easy way, you'll fess up now.

I should never have to see what I saw today.

-Neanderthal, Esq

Do not forward this email without permission from the sender.

I tried to use the handle with my boot but I guess it didn’t work. Also I really try to never poop at work, I may be having symptoms. Including low fever. Can I please telework now.

?

:(

shit man if you dont know

and i dont know

?

Save us Rhonda

Is it trolling if people's ids are just surfacing unrestrained? Feel like even I might want a social media holiday and I'm the most laid back lump in the world

we return at last to something like the pg topic

Keep it PG, bitches.

^ pg tips

but srsly it does bear asking, even if one might still wonder just a teeny weeny bit about whether anybody has that much id in em

a bear is the only animal children dream of without having seen or been told about. Children universally dream of bears, Tahitian children subject to no ursine influence in themselves or their ancestry, Australian children, town tikes before they ever saw a bear toy. They dream of bears.

bears: thinking about

I’ve heard that children also universally dream of trolls.

Sleep! That's where I'm a troll!

ok thats a trollin

but is it tho?

narrowing my eyes here

rhoonadadaadada

*reconsiders*

but what IS trolling?

and has the meaning changed!

rhooooo

i feel we will get there, but this thread is going to go have to go through some things

rhoonadadaadada

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i wanna reach out an grab ya

Darragh,

We've had, regrettably not for the first time, reports that you've made highly inappropriate advances towards one of our automated assistants.

You may ask any nominated rep to accompany you to the usual meeting, I might suggest 3pm today in the usual room.

Yrs,

Rhoooonadaaadadada

Darragh,

We've received numerous reports of pubic hairs clogging up the copy machine. Do you know anything about that? Rumors are that...well. Let's just say I'm into it too, we're all really into it, but there's a time and place for it.

Maintenance

Maintenance,

I've taken the liberty of sending a sample through the internal mail for your attn, the better for you to run the necessary comparison.

I placed it in a plain envelope. Should be with you at any stage over the next few days.

Regards

Darragh

RHONDAAAAA

?

Is this about [redacted].

Is it trolling for FPs or trawling?

Right,