DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD

I AM FUCKIN' SERIOUS DO NOT DO IT

Seconded.

just agreeing with the two posters above

I promise I won't post here

I’m never gonna post in this thread

Let me get this straight, nobody is to post in this thread?

fuck you!! i won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!

not posting itt until i know what happened to j.

Stop Posting Now!

I think the thread title was pretty self-explanatory, guys. Continuing to post here when you've specifically been requested not to is very root.

you don't understand, Do Not Post is the name of my dog

Bump

xxpost
Not sure what you are talking about. Not an admin so I don’t have root access

Hey everybody, check out this new thread I found!!!

Ceci n’est pas un post.

The White Album

whoops, wrong tab

George Harrison

fuck. Sorry again.

Guys STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD i made myself v clear!!!!

*wanders in*

"Finally, some peace and quiet."

Not really familiar with any of this threads work but just wanted to drop an RIP just the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

There's a monster at the end of this thread, so if everyone could just stop posting, we'll never get to the end where we're sure to all be eaten.

ok grover

*says a quiet prayer, clicks "submit post"*

.

xxxp I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids...

😆

Can I consign the cynical Star Wars franchise to this thread?

FYI: Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac.

mods pls delete this post

mods, just for the record, I had no part in this.

http://sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/time_loop

Mods, please delete all rockers

Dave
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Film, television, and comics
Dave (film), a 1993 film starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver
Dave (TV channel), a digital television channel in the United Kingdom and Ireland
"Dave" (Lost), an episode of Lost
D.A.V.E., a villain from The Batman television series
Dave Strider a main character from the Web Comic "Homestuck"
Dave Bowman a main character from the motion picture "2001: A Space Odyssey"
Music
Dave (singer), Dutch-born French singer
Dave (rapper), English rapper from London
"Dave", a 1984 song by the Boomtown Rats from In the Long Grass
"Dave", a 2011 song by Missing Andy from Generation Silenced
People
Dave (given name), a list of people and fictional characters
Dave (artist) (born 1969), Swiss artist
Dave (surname), a common Gujarati surname
Software
Dave.com a company with digital banking services with an emphasis on reducing overdraft fees
DAvE (Infineon), a C-language software development tool
Thursby DAVE, Windows file and printer sharing for Macs
Spacecraft
DAVE (CP-7), a 1U CubeSat
See also
Dave FM (disambiguation)
Davey (disambiguation)
David (disambiguation)
Davy
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Open the mod door, Hal.

Dave's not here

mods pls delete this post

― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:29 PM

cosign

what year is this?

DO NOT KELLOGG’S IN THIS THREAD

That some kinda incomplete list of Dave's or something?

pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread

Mods, please move this thread to I Rate Everything

pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 3:48 AM (four hours ago)

I'm really sorry, bg!!! Mods, could you please delete my previous posts?

And this one? ^^^

Mods?

WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!
(And now let's see if my Threadkilla powers still work.)

Too low

sorry for posting itt but someone needs to point out that the mods are asleep at the wheel here

def

ACHOO!

Sorry, excuse me

Let me try a different approach.

Mods, can you please delete all threads except for this one? Thx.

Hey guys, I think we need to delete this thread. Could someone with higher mod powers with me on the secret mod board please nuke it?

Also LJ is at 52 sbs again, somebody needs to ban them.

Jeez sorry wrong tab

Reporter: How did you find this thread?
George: Turned left at Greenspun

Just wanted to point out that I was one of the few people who listened to the op and didn't post here.

Thank you. Some of these other yahoos should try following your lead.

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is this a threat

Barthes may well have been murdered by the DGSE so yes.

Ready, Simon?
Ready, Dave!

nice thread u got here

be a shame if somebody... posted in it

This thread is not a rebel thread, this thread is “DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD”

DO NOT OPEN THREAD UNTIL XMAS! Oh wait

DO NOT CLOSE THIS THREAD

DON’T THREAD
OPEN INSIDE

NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is this a threat

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 4:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

Every few months you guys make this joke like it's some ~hilarious pwn~.

When what actually happened was someone who was seriously depressed to the verge of suicide made a thread, and asked people not to discuss suicide in it, because they found the discussion of suicide *triggering*. You acted like the bullies who see someone standing on a fucking bridge, and start chanting "jump! jump! jump!" because you find it hilarious.

You aren't funny. You guys are complete fucking arseholes.

I had no idea that was a direct allusion to anything.

seems a bit of a stretch

We are now ethically required to post itt.

Xxpost. It probably wasn't. Just ignore and move along

Because if you look there are similar threads where that same joke is made, even pre-incident in question

ILX's High Archivist hath spoken. The veil is lifted. We may now continue NOT POSTING IN THIS THREAD.

POST (NOT POST)

open the thread
get on your bed
everybody do the FP button

(that was an absurd post, directed at nobody, in a thread that is postless)

There’s no posts in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPLPhKEGVY

When what actually happened was...

I'm glad someone knows what actually happens around here.

oh well i never was there ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utlmzYEvHK4

Until now I didn't know how hard it could be not to post in a thread. Even impossible actually.

in this thread

that I call home

Glad we finally got the hang of that.

people who can't follow a simple instruction are history's greatest monsters

We’ve been over this.

had no use for this thread but rieposted anyway

I AM FUCKIN' SERIOUS DO NOT DO IT

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:01 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Seconded.

― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:07 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

just agreeing with the two posters above

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:11 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I promise I won't post here

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:16 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m never gonna post in this thread

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, December 21, 2019 11:21 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Let me get this straight, nobody is to post in this thread?

― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, December 22, 2019 12:23 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

fuck you!! i won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!

― j., Sunday, December 22, 2019 1:14 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

not posting itt until i know what happened to j.

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2019 8:26 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Stop Posting Now!

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 8:45 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think the thread title was pretty self-explanatory, guys. Continuing to post here when you've specifically been requested not to is very root.

― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Sunday, December 22, 2019 8:57 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

you don't understand, Do Not Post is the name of my dog

― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, December 22, 2019 8:59 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bump

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, December 22, 2019 9:19 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

xxpost
Not sure what you are talking about. Not an admin so I don’t have root access

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 9:27 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hey everybody, check out this new thread I found!!!

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:18 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ceci n’est pas un post.

― pomenitul, Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:22 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

The White Album

― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:30 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

whoops, wrong tab

― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:30 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

George Harrison

― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:31 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

fuck. Sorry again.

― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:31 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Guys STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD i made myself v clear!!!!

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:35 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

*wanders in*

"Finally, some peace and quiet."

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, December 22, 2019 10:45 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not really familiar with any of this threads work but just wanted to drop an RIP just the same

― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Sunday, December 22, 2019 11:39 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, December 22, 2019 11:47 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

There's a monster at the end of this thread, so if everyone could just stop posting, we'll never get to the end where we're sure to all be eaten.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, December 22, 2019 11:50 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

ok grover

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, December 22, 2019 1:50 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

*says a quiet prayer, clicks "submit post"*

― Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, December 22, 2019 1:53 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

.

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 1:56 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

xxxp I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids...

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, December 22, 2019 2:03 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

😆

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 2:04 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Can I consign the cynical Star Wars franchise to this thread?

― raisin d'etre (Sanpaku), Sunday, December 22, 2019 2:19 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

FYI: Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, December 22, 2019 2:23 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods pls delete this post

― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, December 22, 2019 2:29 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, just for the record, I had no part in this.

― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:02 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

http://sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/time_loop

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:02 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mods, please delete all rockers

― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:33 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dave
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Dave may refer to:

Contents
1 Film, television, and comics
2 Music
3 People
4 Software
5 Spacecraft
6 See also
Film, television, and comics
Dave (film), a 1993 film starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver
Dave (TV channel), a digital television channel in the United Kingdom and Ireland
"Dave" (Lost), an episode of Lost
D.A.V.E., a villain from The Batman television series
Dave Strider a main character from the Web Comic "Homestuck"
Dave Bowman a main character from the motion picture "2001: A Space Odyssey"
Music
Dave (singer), Dutch-born French singer
Dave (rapper), English rapper from London
"Dave", a 1984 song by the Boomtown Rats from In the Long Grass
"Dave", a 2011 song by Missing Andy from Generation Silenced
People
Dave (given name), a list of people and fictional characters
Dave (artist) (born 1969), Swiss artist
Dave (surname), a common Gujarati surname
Software
Dave.com a company with digital banking services with an emphasis on reducing overdraft fees
DAvE (Infineon), a C-language software development tool
Thursby DAVE, Windows file and printer sharing for Macs
Spacecraft
DAVE (CP-7), a 1U CubeSat
See also
Dave FM (disambiguation)
Davey (disambiguation)
David (disambiguation)
Davy
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― sarahell, Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:34 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Open the mod door, Hal.

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:39 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dave's not here

― sarahell, Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:53 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods pls delete this post

― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:29 PM

cosign

― pomenitul, Sunday, December 22, 2019 4:02 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

what year is this?

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, December 22, 2019 5:26 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

DO NOT KELLOGG’S IN THIS THREAD

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, December 22, 2019 6:35 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

That some kinda incomplete list of Dave's or something?

― 😎 (peace, man), Sunday, December 22, 2019 6:47 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 2:48 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mods, please move this thread to I Rate Everything

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:11 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 3:48 AM (four hours ago)

I'm really sorry, bg!!! Mods, could you please delete my previous posts?

― pomenitul, Monday, December 23, 2019 7:27 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

And this one? ^^^

― pomenitul, Monday, December 23, 2019 7:28 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mods?

― pomenitul, Monday, December 23, 2019 7:28 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!
(And now let's see if my Threadkilla powers still work.)

― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, December 23, 2019 7:29 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Too low

― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, December 23, 2019 7:50 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry for posting itt but someone needs to point out that the mods are asleep at the wheel here

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 8:04 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

def

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, December 23, 2019 8:57 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

ACHOO!

Sorry, excuse me

― Evan, Monday, December 23, 2019 10:19 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Let me try a different approach.

Mods, can you please delete all threads except for this one? Thx.

― pomenitul, Monday, December 23, 2019 10:21 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hey guys, I think we need to delete this thread. Could someone with higher mod powers with me on the secret mod board please nuke it?

Also LJ is at 52 sbs again, somebody needs to ban them.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, December 23, 2019 10:39 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Jeez sorry wrong tab

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, December 23, 2019 10:40 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Reporter: How did you find this thread?
George: Turned left at Greenspun

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, December 23, 2019 10:49 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just wanted to point out that I was one of the few people who listened to the op and didn't post here.

― Ste, Tuesday, December 24, 2019 7:52 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thank you. Some of these other yahoos should try following your lead.

― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 8:51 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

― Mordy, Tuesday, December 24, 2019 9:40 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

― Legacy of Banality (Pillbox), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 9:53 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is this a threat

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 10:06 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Barthes may well have been murdered by the DGSE so yes.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, December 24, 2019 10:46 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ready, Simon?
Ready, Dave!

― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 2:45 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

nice thread u got here

be a shame if somebody... posted in it

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 2:47 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

This thread is not a rebel thread, this thread is “DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD”

― Runcible Spoonman (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 2:57 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Mark G, Tuesday, December 24, 2019 5:16 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

DO NOT OPEN THREAD UNTIL XMAS! Oh wait

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 9:42 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

DO NOT CLOSE THIS THREAD

― Ste, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:14 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

DON’T THREAD
OPEN INSIDE

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:31 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK

― pomenitul, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:36 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok

― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is this a threat

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 4:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

Every few months you guys make this joke like it's some ~hilarious pwn~.

When what actually happened was someone who was seriously depressed to the verge of suicide made a thread, and asked people not to discuss suicide in it, because they found the discussion of suicide *triggering*. You acted like the bullies who see someone standing on a fucking bridge, and start chanting "jump! jump! jump!" because you find it hilarious.

You aren't funny. You guys are complete fucking arseholes.

― Branwell with an N, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:42 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I had no idea that was a direct allusion to anything.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:46 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

seems a bit of a stretch

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 11:57 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

We are now ethically required to post itt.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 12:06 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Xxpost. It probably wasn't. Just ignore and move along

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 12:46 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Because if you look there are similar threads where that same joke is made, even pre-incident in question

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 12:55 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ILX's High Archivist hath spoken. The veil is lifted. We may now continue NOT POSTING IN THIS THREAD.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, December 25, 2019 12:57 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

POST (NOT POST)

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 1:27 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

open the thread
get on your bed
everybody do the FP button

― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 1:45 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

(that was an absurd post, directed at nobody, in a thread that is postless)

― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 1:46 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

There’s no posts in this thread

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 2:28 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPLPhKEGVY

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 2:32 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

When what actually happened was...

I'm glad someone knows what actually happens around here.

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 2:47 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh well i never was there ever

― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 2:50 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utlmzYEvHK4

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 2:58 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Until now I didn't know how hard it could be not to post in a thread. Even impossible actually.

― walking towards the sun since 2007 (alex in mainhattan), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 3:06 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

in this thread

― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 4:20 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that I call home

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, December 25, 2019 4:46 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Glad we finally got the hang of that.

― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, December 30, 2019 6:57 AM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

people who can't follow a simple instruction are history's greatest monsters

― Bojo Rabid (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 30, 2019 7:17 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

We’ve been over this.

― pomenitul, Monday, December 30, 2019 7:25 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

had no use for this thread but rieposted anyway

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, December 30, 2019 7:28 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^ Ridiculous.

ikr

people who can't follow a simple instruction are history's greatest monsters

― Bojo Rabid (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 30, 2019 2:17 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

people who followed simple instructions best and rigorously became history's greatest monsters iirc

though I doubt they'd post in this thread.

picture > 1000 words

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guys cops are coming to ur house

I'll put the kettle on then

https://i.imgflip.com/3krx6o.jpg

lol

A+++

(With apologies for posting.)

https://www.quotemaster.org/images/b8/b8ee187aaf5e33b47f5b0c67756fb392.png

PLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD
fairly certain this will be my most popular thread ever

can u summarize that thread w/o just linking to it and expecting me to read the whole thing?

Oh look, an empty thread! I can whine at length about my ongoing unhappiness, secure in the knowledge that no one will ever read it (and thus hate me even more)!

This is just a variation on the original from 2005.

please do not post prior do not post material in the do not post thread
instead post posts in the post in this thread
PLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD

so now that the year has turned can we post again?

Peace and quiet at long last.

cunt

The ideal thread would be a locked empty one for us all to go back to again and again.

delete every thread except this one

otm

The ideal thread would be a locked empty one for us all to go back to again and again.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haven't heard this Jute Gyte song yet

cunt

Thirdly, when at the summit of his power, he ordered a seat to he placed for him on the sea-shore when the tide was coming in; thus seated, he shouted to the flowing sea, "Thou, too, art subject to my command, as the land on which I am seated is mine; and no one has ever resisted my commands with impunity. I command you, then, not to flow over my land, nor presume to wet the feet and the robe of your lord". The tide, however, continuing to rise as usual, dashed over his feet and legs without respect to his royal person. Then the king leaped backwards, saying: "Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws".

I'm calling the police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0

if you even DREAM about posting in this thread, you better email me and apologize

check yr inbox

Say that in person to my face, monkeyboy.

check ur OkCupid account, i got strong words for u

we have one of these already fyi

delete all meta threads. austerity.

otm

Sorry, wrong thread

asshole

opinion

I AM SO SCARED

great revive

ffs

;)

I thought we weren't supposed to post in thread, but here all of you are. What's up with that?

https://cameronherold.com/wp-content/uploads/Do-Not-Read-This-Sign.jpg

After a brief slip-up, I stopped posting in this thread as per OP's wishes. I have since become more respectful and would like to apologize for past transgressions. Why can't everyone else do the same?

https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blte3077ba643a056db/5df3c9523db3d8092b110642/7ELV-Donuts-1800.jpg

Oh shit, sorry, misread the thread title. Sorry, everybody.

great revive

otm

https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/SJM-L-EDPRAIL16-0616-03.jpg

Oh man, what are the odds I'd make the same mistake twice in quick succession like that?! Wow, just call me Mr. ButterDonutfingers, amirite?

Automatic thread bump. This thread contains posts.

Wow, this place is so rude. I, for one, am appalled by your behaviour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDzB-Eu8YeQ

Just one post after another. This is the most toxic thread on ILX.

Smelt it, dealt it, imo.

Take it to the "Threads you had second thoughts about and decided not to start - put them here" thread

Some people say ILX0rs should be seen and not heard but I say:
OLD LUNCHBAG, UP YOURS!

I'm shocked--Shocked!--that ILXors are posting in this thread!

As I went walking, I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing"
But on the other side it didn't say nothing.
That side was made for you and me.

-Bob Marley

why do we even have mods when they so readily stand by and simply watch disasters like this unfold for weeks at a time when they have all the power required to sort it out

Where have you gone, Joe DiMODggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

woo woo woo

http://www.genecowan.com/cacophony/audio/Gotpost.wav

UNSUBSCRIBE

Remove Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P5IFTqB98

I have a book recommendation for everyone itt, you should check it out from your local liberry

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51SQiIzDqIL._SX389_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

why do we even have mods when they so readily stand by and simply watch disasters like this unfold for weeks at a time when they have all the power required to sort it out

https://i.imgur.com/tXOWYwP.gif

Reading comprehension, how does it work?

I already pointed that out, upthread. Maybe you didn't see it.

BUTT

HOLES

PLEASE STOP REPLYING ALL

IN
MY
LAWN

sorry somebody told me to post here about the Beatles?

Is that right?

Yes, as long as you also post about Elvis and The Rolling Stones.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/e272cb7e3e18b9afe982d3739d35f9ec/tenor.gif

turn me on, thread man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ba69F13E0

Bumping to remind everyone NOT TO POST HERE

Unless you have opinions about the Beatles. All are welcome! The more the better!

Might as well indulge in some guerrilla PR and remind you all that there is only ONE WEEK LEFT to vote in ILM'S METAL & HEAVY MUSIC POLL for the year of our Dark Lord 2019:

2019 Metal ’n’ Heavy Rock Poll: VOTING & CAMPAIGNING thread (open until the 21st of February)

The Beatles were not a metal band. Sorry, that's just how I feel.

'Helter Skelter' tho. The Beatles were everything, as is indisputably known.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ba69F13E0

Aargh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Y987Uf1wY

You're right, pom. There's nothing the Beatles couldn't do. And do perfectly, at that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RTrNLrrv4

Hope y'all are ready for ur subpoenas

Lame revive

not sure if im allowed post itt or not tbh

It says not to

ABANDON THREAD

A VIRUS HAS MADE ITS WAY STRAIGHT INTO ITS HEART

MODS, QUARANTINE THIS THREAD FORTHWITH

shit

still?

HORRIBLE REVIVE HOW DARE YOU

it was an accident

gunmen said it's ok

lads

ffs

"This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is the end of the beginning."

-- Bob Marley --

Keep digging yourselves deeper, guys

It's okay if I post here, I'm wearing a mask.

And wash your hands after posting

Needed that, Aimless.

ill post wherever the fuck i want, james

let me speak to ur manager

before anybody gets all flipped out, it was an accident people make accidents

lol

Insane Clown Posse

woop woop woop

Phil Collins

Mama Told Me (Not to Post)

lol

Just a reminder to Stay Off This Thread

Also, btw, i need to ask you a favor. i need you to post on my thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZD1XcvtHPs

ah shit fuck GODDAMNIT

well this year has gotten off to a great start

I thought this was a different thread

Lol

Hey, take your lols to another thread, aka one that you are allowed to post in

I agree it’s not funny

sorry

Ill post where i fuckin like and youll do nathin

please anyone don't associate me with this insolence^

it was an honest mistake, deems on his own here

You may each have acted alone before but you have now formed an Alliance of Insolence in order to undermine the remit of this thread. The chutzpah, the very nerve.

Happy 2021 everybody!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-lQyRihb3k

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cat-approves-of-post.jpg

U r all buttz

Just like to note I’ve managed to go more than a year without ever posting in this thread.

I only post in it when absolutely necessary

Which is not often

And only after all other options have been considered

ur mom is all butz

Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six

that os me counting the number of butz on her person

I guarantee you I will never post in this thread

mods please delete the last twenty posts

Oh, hi.

Folks, it says NOT to post in the thread

Why can you not comply with simple instructions

Which thread though? There are so many.

I question the science behind this no-posting mandate.

I don't know why I keep seeing these replies. Please remove me from this POST-apocalyptic thread.

Some of y'alls moods are feeling post apologetic
After following through on your posts apocalyptic.

more like post-apoplectic

suffering from post traumatic stress

Sorry all, accidentally typed this and submitted it while wiping my keyboard off.

Which thread though? There are so many.

#onethread

There's only #onethread. Do not post in it.

stop the bleeding, somebody

i’m calling the police

Never change, ILX.

STOP

🔨⏰

HI DERE

oh jeez sorry i must have missed the title of the thread

this is so awkward really very sorry everyone

can Jeff post in this thread ?

https://img.memegenerator.net/images/12901423.jpg

Become ungovernable

You rebels, you

only Smokey can “post” in this thread

hey look a thread!

ohshit!

(Write a message board post for a thread titled "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" about how sorry you are for having to post in this thread despite the prohibition, in the style of e.e. cummings.)

ChatGPT:

"apologies, dear friends, for this regrettable breach -
in this thread's sacred space, my post doth teach
a lesson in irony, a sorrowful scene -
disregarding requests, my words must be seen.

yet please forgive this intrusion, so bold and brash -
for circumstances demand, my voice must now clash
with the rules set forth, though it causes disdain -
this post, i fear, cannot be held back again.

so heed these words, and let this thread be clear -
DO NOT POST HERE, its purpose still stands, don't veer.
and as for this post, a regretful remorse -
let it serve as a reminder to follow its course."

Post

A church thread, gin thread
A school thread, out thread
Online since Nineteen-Nineties
The people keep it pretty clean
They said do not post
Oh, do not post
Call it not post shitty limits

note to self: don't post in this thread

i wish there were some clear rules about whether it was ok to post in this thread or not. i like ambiguity and don't want it to go away, but i would appreciate some certainty at times as well

You broke ILX, folks. Happy?

This is just to say

That I have posted in the thread

That you specifically asked me not to post in

And which you were probably saving for breakfast

Forgive me

It was delicious

My parents showed me ilx and all I got was this stupid threat