US Politics, February 2020. They want to kill your cows.

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In this fast-paced and exciting 'post-exonoration' edition of the US politics thread, we all get to die a little inside.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

first for the worst

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

Good Mooooing!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 1 February 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

Presidential politics has murdered US politics. The Senate is now the president's rump. The House is located in a dying mini-mall.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

Can we not talk about the president's rump, please? I have plenty of nightmare fuel already.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

C'mon guys, all Moodles wants to do is zoomazoomzoomzoom

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 February 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

you can't talk about trump without rump

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

Nooooooooo!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

Mooooooooo!

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

Get out the whey

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 February 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

The Democratic Party has finally begun to fight dirty like a real Resistance™ movement...against Bernie Sanders.

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) February 3, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2020 13:14 (five years ago)

good morning to Bernie Sanders and to everyone who plans on voting for Bernie Sanders

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 3, 2020

xyzzzz__, Monday, 3 February 2020 13:35 (five years ago)

I just realized that the Democratic SOTU response is being broadcast from the high school three blocks from my house.

joygoat, Monday, 3 February 2020 13:57 (five years ago)

Is the mascot delivering it?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

Herr Arschgeige's Super Bowl gaffe was mildly amusing, but the number of people who have emerged that thought the KC in both states is the same city are much more rewarding.

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

I never thought the leopards would eat my face

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/its-sickening-2016-trump-voter-turns-on-the-president-after-his-wife-gets-deported-to-mexico/

frogbs, Monday, 3 February 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

things only matter when they happen to me personally. never change, conservatives.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

I saw my first Trump campaign ad during the Super Bowl, with a weeping older black woman thanking Trump for releasing her from prison. He's a regular progressive hero!

akm, Monday, 3 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

i thought that commercial was v strong

Mordy, Monday, 3 February 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

alice marie johnson, that is. It is a good ad, just not for Trump. I wonder where AMJ actually stands on this election?

akm, Monday, 3 February 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

the number of people who have emerged that thought the KC in both states is the same city are much more rewarding.

They're not legally the same city, but they are physically, so it's a reasonable way for non-residents to think of 'em. It's cute and fun that two states share a city!

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

I mean purely legally, in this case. though i'm aware they're both part of the same metropolitan area

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:54 (five years ago)

They're not legally the same city, but they are physically

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81TGiXq4iRL.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 3 February 2020 21:53 (five years ago)

nothing like a good 'love child' blurb

mookieproof, Monday, 3 February 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

I've found they're never quite as good.

nickn, Monday, 3 February 2020 23:15 (five years ago)

lol nothing matters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's job approval rating has risen to 49%, his highest in Gallup polling since he took office in 2017.

The new poll finds 50% of Americans disapproving of Trump, leaving just 1% expressing no opinion. The average percentage not having an opinion on Trump has been 5% throughout his presidency.

Trump's approval rating has risen because of higher ratings among both Republicans and independents. His 94% approval rating among Republicans is up six percentage points from early January and is three points higher than his previous best among his fellow partisans. The 42% approval rating among independents is up five points, and ties three other polls as his best among that group. Democratic approval is 7%, down slightly from 10%.

The 87-point gap between Republican and Democratic approval in the current poll is the largest Gallup has measured in any Gallup poll to date, surpassing the prior record, held by Trump and Barack Obama, by one point.

The Jan. 16-29 poll was conducted in the midst of the Senate impeachment trial that will likely result in the president's acquittal. The poll finds 52% of Americans in favor of acquitting Trump and 46% in favor of convicting and removing him from office.

In addition to possibly reflecting sentiment regarding his impeachment, Trump's increased approval rating may also result from other issues, including:

The recent military action in Iran. More Americans in the new poll approve (53%) than disapprove (45%) of the U.S. military action that resulted in the death of a leading Iranian military general. Iran retaliated but, despite fears of escalation, no further military action has been taken by either side.
Foreign trade. During the poll's field period, Trump also signed the United States-Mexico-Canada trade deal to replace the North American Free Trade Agreement.
The economy. Americans' confidence in the economy is higher than at any point in the past two decades. Similarly, national satisfaction is the highest in nearly 15 years.

Sixty-three percent of Americans now approve of the way Trump is handling the economy, up six points from the prior reading in November. It is the highest economic approval rating not only for Trump, but for any president since George W. Bush enjoyed stratospheric job approval ratings in the first few months after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Trump's ratings for handling foreign affairs (47%) and foreign trade (50%) are also his best to date.

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

I guess Pelosi's political genius has peaked

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:53 (five years ago)

the rest of the article goes on to say that the gop is more popular than it's been since 2005, it's very encouraging

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

I maintain my belief that a disproportionate number of people just want to be dead and are willing to do whatever they can to hasten that without having to take any direct + immediate action toward that end.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

i still take 538's word for this, which shows his approval ticking upward but he's still around 43-44%

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

which fwiw is higher than he’s been since winter of 2017

Clay, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

Yea, never overreact to one poll. Gallup also skews right, though 49% is much higher than he's been in a while.

Also Trump has had several temporary bumps that never last, much as his dips don't last

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

Also the poll ran from 1/16 - 1/29. Polls ran only last week by other pollsters look quite diff

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

I think the lesson here is that if he reins it in just a touch and tries flying under the radar just a little bit (as he seems to have done at least since the impeachment trial started, at least relative to his usual tack of cranking it to eleven), he doesn't tend to stoke quite as much fervent hatred among his constituents. Thankfully, Trump has never met a lesson that he didn't stubbornly flip off.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

Wait til he either debates or refuses to debate

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

I wish the fact that he's consistently his own worst enemy actually mattered. He could've come into office, put his head down, been an incurious bag of shit in relative privacy, and probably coasted to an easy second term. Instead, he spends four years being an amalgam of every intolerable human quality every single goddamn day and...isn't exactly a shut-out wrt reelection.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

It's pretty depressing having the few ppl I know who are ""independents"" say "yeah Trump is obv a dumb piece of shit...but my 401k has been doing well"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

Somebody kidnap all mutual fund managers for ten months

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

After much deliberation, I have decided that I will not use my presence at a state ceremony to normalize Trump’s lawless conduct & subversion of the Constitution.

None of this is normal, and I will not legitimize it.

Consequently, I will not be attending the State of the Union.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2020

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

good. she's awesome.

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

good decision. the right is going to lose their minds

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

of course, the proper way to register opposition to the president is to attend and shout "YOU LIE!" in the middle of the proceedings

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

aoc otm imo fwiw

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

Massive booing through the whole speech would be pretty cool.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

aoc fucking rules

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

I'm thrilled she's not going, but not in a million years would I click and read the replies to that tweet.

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

Wise decision

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

how many times will OG say "socialism" tonight?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

there's got to be at least a 50% chance that he has an utter brain meltdown and let's the speech devolve into nothing but ad libbed inanity

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:55 (five years ago)

The other scenario is that he monotones his way through it like he's being forced to stay on message

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

Pressley out too:

Ayanna Pressley is boycotting SOTU pic.twitter.com/GknxipIgru

— Alana Abramson (@aabramson) February 4, 2020

Meanwhile, the Democrats' guests include Jamal Khashoggi's fiancee and one of Jeffrey Epstein's victims.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

There's at least one other person blowing it off, but I can't remember who.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

oh, you're probably thinking of people itt who will be proud to not watch this tonight. way more than one

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

as a true patriot i plan on facing the other way from the screen as the president talks

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

i, on the other hand, will finish a job interview, fix myself a manhattan and get ready to hatewatch

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

i’m going to see poppy

maura, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

i mean, he's dead, so

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

sotu = shit on the union

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

don't look, at the pulpit
i excreted something, awfulonit

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:15 (five years ago)

i'm really into the song puns today, what else do we got

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:15 (five years ago)

I would bet Tlaib isn't showing up either

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

Tlaib of all people should be loudly disrupting the speech.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:31 (five years ago)

GET HER OUT OF HERE, OUT OUT GET HER OUT

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

I am now going to rewatch George Cukor's classic Holiday with Grant and Hepburn

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:00 (five years ago)

okay it’s on me for turning it on but tf is this “freedom unifies the soul” nonsense

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

First headline I came across, from CNN: 'Will Trump gloat tonight? Dems are in chaos and he's about to be acquitted'

Am I wrong for feeling that pretty much every ''''journalist'''' with a nationwide reach needs to be immediately jettisoned into the airless vacuum of space, if only to encourage the prospective journalists of the future to think twice about being useless muckraking douchenozzles whose only apparent goal is to spray gasoline on the last smoldering remnants of civil society?

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:49 (five years ago)

otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 02:51 (five years ago)

yep.

Bstep, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:38 (five years ago)

otm

Bstep, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:38 (five years ago)

the only moment worth remembering is Pelosi ripping up the speech at the end

Dan S, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:43 (five years ago)

the extent to which journalists cover politics like they're sportswriters is so fucking disgusting

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:52 (five years ago)

the anger seemed to be leaking out of her pores

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:53 (five years ago)

not surprisingly, Fox is one of the few networks that is only focusing on Trump's handshake snub and pretending the 'rip' didn't happen

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:54 (five years ago)

disgusting

otm, but the business side of journalism will always rewards this behavior. it is simple to produce in large quantities, attracts a good sized audience of sensation seekers who don't want to think hard about politics, and is a low risk for alienating advertisers.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

Just absolutely neurologically tip-top. The healthiest president in history.

"He direderd the December dersalt" pic.twitter.com/wZ0Dy5OsCR

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 5, 2020

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:07 (five years ago)

he's just old

pelosi is that old, she fucks up in the same ways all the time.

they're all fucking old

generally, you don't get to be a leader in this country unless you're about to die. you peak in power and then you make no sense and die

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:19 (five years ago)

sometimes, you even make no sense and then peak in power long afterwards, it hardly matters

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:20 (five years ago)

trump not shaking the hand and then pelosi ripping up the speech was like

trump: yaaargannn!

pelosi: ....torrrsssssaaalll!!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:21 (five years ago)

trump *DEVASTATED* pelosi!!

pelosi *HUMILIATED* trump!!

one wiffleball to the shin and either one's leg would shatter

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:24 (five years ago)

Pelosi is not clinging to the podium to forestall physical spasms that she knows are a frequent occurrence, which coincide with her inability to form words. She's also not constantly snorting because she has to rack up to make it through an hour or two's public appearance.

(I don't want people as old as Pelosi or Bernie or Warren to be in government generally! But there's a difference between being old, and being so medically *checks legal diagnostic terms* shitfucked that offsiders scream at children to clear the room as soon as you lose physical control of your tongue at a prayer breakfast)

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 06:35 (five years ago)

Anyway I know we're way too jaded to bother paying attention to insanely fucked up things this administration does anymore*, but as well as giving Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal Of Freedom on live TV during the State Of The Union Address today, Trump also excluded Customs & Border Patrol from FOIA requests

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 08:54 (five years ago)

and the National Archives have approved ICE to destroy all records from 2017, and

It’s not just ICE. The Department of the Interior and the National Archives have decided to delete files on endangered species, offshore drilling inspections and the safety of drinking water. The department even claimed that papers from a case where it mismanaged Native American land and assets — resulting in a multibillion-dollar legal settlement — would be of no interest to future historians (or anyone else).

Virtually all the papers of the under secretary of state for economic growth, energy and environment are also being designated as “temporary,” despite the incredibly broad responsibilities of that office — from international aviation safety to foreign takeovers of American firms.

Archivists have a tough job even when they are adequately supported. They somehow have to predict what records future historians will judge to be truly significant. But now the State Department is cutting archivists completely out of the process: Instead, it will start using machine learning algorithms to separate the “historic” from the “temporary.” Going forward, it is not even planning to turn these records over to the National Archives — a clear violation of the Federal Records Act.

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 09:00 (five years ago)

Karl I've never seen Pelosi slur words or seem me disoriented like Trump does frequently, do you have examples?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 12:27 (five years ago)

current CNN headline:

Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union
Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union
Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union
Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union
Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union
Trump makes dazzling, divisive reelection pitch in State of the Union

looks like someone who got purposefully excluded from yesterday's press lunch is angling to get invited to the next one. simply outstanding.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 13:41 (five years ago)

Sorry to self-c+p but

pretty much every ''''journalist'''' with a nationwide reach needs to be immediately jettisoned into the airless vacuum of space

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 13:43 (five years ago)

Am I wrong for feeling that pretty much every ''''journalist'''' with a nationwide reach needs to be immediately jettisoned into the airless vacuum of space, if only to encourage the prospective journalists of the future to think twice about being useless muckraking douchenozzles whose only apparent goal is to spray gasoline on the last smoldering remnants of civil society?



otm

maura, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

“dazzling”

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 14:16 (five years ago)

All issues of asslicking, barely-concealed partisanship aside, I definitely take issue with that descriptor, as well. Trump has never been 'dazzling'. 'Vajazzling' maybe but never 'dazzling'.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 14:25 (five years ago)

'The president's rhetoric at times had a quality not unlike a splay of garish genital rhinestones.'

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 14:27 (five years ago)

grab em by the vajazzle

maura, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

So we're onto rimming

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

it will start using machine learning algorithms to separate the “historic” from the “temporary.”

lmao I would love to hear someone describe to me how this works holy crap

rob, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

But now the State Department is cutting archivists completely out of the process: Instead, it will start using machine learning algorithms to separate the “historic” from the “temporary.” Going forward, vernacular can only be created for temporary materials (with the help of vernacular specialists) and can't be replicated or used for reproducing the original language.

As an aside: After a long hiatus and a lot of fightback (including from native-speakers), the (two-year-old) "Minority Title" initiative has now abandoned its "one language, one picture" claim, instead focusing on "ancient materials and databases on the historical importance of a particular language."

And so an entirely new language for the US

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

When in doubt, ask Transformer.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:42 (five years ago)

this seems like a plum contract for some vastly overvalued software company founded by the coked-out scion of an inbred republican dynasty, can't wait to see what their algorithm decides is worth preserving for future generations

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

Breaking: Contents of the National Archives to be replaced wholesale with printouts of Trump tweets.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:53 (five years ago)

Pressley and AOC boycotting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pelosi's sour grapes-looking speech rip

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

don't care really

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

Karl I've never seen Pelosi slur words or seem me disoriented like Trump does frequently, do you have examples?

not slurring, but just the typical things that happen as people get really old. but that wasn't even my point. i was really drunk last night (big surprise - this whole fucking world BLOWS for everyone except for people with rich families who can afford to take subsidized vacations on a monthly basis to get away from living hell, so all one can do is take yourself out of it whenever possible) and failed to make my point, which was that this whole obsession with trying to prove trump's impending/current dementia is MADDENING and COMPLETELY USELESS. i don't even care if it's true or if it could be true, it's just the spectacle of being so completely OWNED by the dumbest people and a venal corrupt political party that all we can do is maybe just hope that the president has actually lost his mind and maybe people will realize that and cart him off to a hospital or whatever. it's just sad, this is the crap we're left with, it's pathetic

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

He direderd the December dersalt.

Goost my Japenese spice and hent mee your day,

Ween me that, both I and oure love gon,

Nedels, mee dat thou tel, thou hast never saide."

"Yea, he hende her and drew mee,

In the best of werkes, lefte my cryes."

"Thou madest 'cause that the Queene

Was gone away fro this place,

The pestilence deepe, and at home,

And to thee hou sheeldid be,

Where'es we cannae set his knave a-qu

Evan, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

sorry. i'm just mad at myself. i did poorly in a job interview last night, in an attempt to find some other shitty job that will pay marginally better than my current one so i try to dig myself out of shitdebt mountain.

it's hard to pivot from that back to susan collins

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

the obsession with trump's dementia really does drive me batty though

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

don't care really

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 8:56 AM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

idk, the fact that people are just talking about Pelosi ripping up the speech seems fine to me? Trump's approval is at an all-time high, he's about to get acquitted, the economy is peaking yet again, the Iowa shit was a disaster for Dems, it's not a bad thing that people are focusing on a BrEaCh Of Decorum instead

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

I agree with your point and also as applied to rest of the desperation that fuels resistance-porn discourse.

xps

Evan, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

Pelosi ripping the speech annoyed me. Not her fault—she did try to impeach him, but that failing it felt like an empty gesture, aimed at exciting #resistance idiots on twitter

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

it was her version of killing soleimani

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

IDC that much about the speech rip either.

Obsession with Trump's "dementia" is just another flavor of obsession with his "stupidity" "unfitness" "indecency" or whatever, as though there's some invisible, objective arbiter of presidentialness and if only we can make a strong enough case the judgment will be rendered from above. So long as Trump helps the Republican party and their goals more than he hurts them, he will have their unwavering support. Some resistance folks just CANNOT stop banging their head against this wall though, it's like a reflex.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

speech rip will accomplish precisely nothing

like most of Grancy's career

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

FWIW, I don't mean for those quotation-marked things to all be in the same category. I think the reflexive "haha he misplaced Kansas City" tweets are a lot worse and more harmful than, e.g., reminding people of his abhorrent behavior towards women, which should be repeated. It's just the expectation that if only we can find the right "he went too far" item it will somehow flip enough "decent conservatives" to chang ehte political winds that makes me lose it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

ah now morbs i'll be sarcastically clapping while we drown in seawater

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

ahh yes, only actions that singlehandedly bring down the throne of Trump are worth discussing. it's so easy, any of us could do it. why aren't we the speakers?

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

. I think the reflexive "haha he misplaced Kansas City" tweets are a lot worse

Yep, because this is why his fans love him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

either you liked it, you hated it, or you didn't care, but it ain't gonna fuckin' hurt anything, so not exactly worth writing a thinkpiece about

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:42 (five years ago)

I don't suspect many people actually gaf about the KC thing as much as enjoyed trolling because by now we all know he and his ilk will never admit he's wrong and will find hilarious ways to double down.

I mean...there is no convincing his base, and beyond that, most lifer Republicans, so maybe we can stop pretending that's our goal. it's always been about more moderate Republicans, Independents, and mobilizing our own vote for the Democrats.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

She should have spit in his face.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

that I might have given a standing O for

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

Pelosi ripping the speech annoyed me. Not her fault—she did try to impeach him, but that failing it felt like an empty gesture, aimed at exciting #resistance idiots on twitter

― treeship., Wednesday, February 5, 2020 10:34 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it was her version of killing soleimani

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes)

i loled

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

Yep, because this is why his fans love him.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 11:41 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And we've been here before! We did the exact same thing through two terms of W, except there was no twitter.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

the idea that the KC tweets or any of this "lol look how stupid he is" posts are harmful at all is offtm. a waste of time? ok, sure. but there aren't massive scores of potential convert voters scouring Twitter and saying "y'know, these guys mocking Trump are jerks, I'm gonna vote for him in 2020".

yeah, we can all be devoting 20 hours of every day focusing on the more substantive terrible things he does and exposing everybody to them (and most of us do), but sometimes people are just tired and wanna have a cheap Nelson Muntz "haha" laugh. these things aren't mutually exclusive. focusing on them is almost as pointless as the original "haha KC" tweets themselves.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

He really does deserve it. The Ukraine thing isn’t what I would have staked the impeachment on, but it really was jaw-dropping that he dangled 400 million of taxpayer money over a foreign leader’s head in exchange for (manufactured) oppo (he knew there was nothing to the burisma stuff or the crowdstrike stuff)

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

xpost are you familiar with 'coping mechanisms'?

yes, he absolutely deserves being spat on. otm. I wish we could start a campaign to do it, only to see his reaction on live tv.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

i imagine she was thinking, during his speech, about if and how she should react to the handshake snub at the beginning of the proceedings. i don't blame her for ripping up the speech, i'm ambivalent about it. how do you respond to a bully? you can try to rise above it, ignore it, etc. she and most other democratic leaders have gone that route. sometimes you have to fight the bully, or at least stand up for yourself. that's why people hate bullies - they force you into a shitty situation you didn't want where no matter what you do, it's sort of wrong

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

She could have walked out before the speech

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

shoved pence off the edge on her way out

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

Endless options

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

yeah, exactly. i don't really dig this thing where Dems microanalyze every minor event like the speech rip or the alleged "mocking clapping" in terms of 'what it means for 2020'. It was a cool optic moment, it doesn't 'mean' anything, and who really cares?

this is Howard Dean scream level whinging.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

xxxposts to Malone

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

I think trump gets sympathy when it seems he is the target of classist attacks on his erudition

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

from who?

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

xp -- I guess I don't really believe they are effective "coping mechanisms" so much as passive aggressive energy diversions. They seem like symptoms of a losing mindset to me, where we snicker rather than effectively confront. But at the end of the day I agree snuffing out "lol Kansas" type tweets is not a high priority.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

From his supporters. They identify with the perception that the eggheads and elites of ilx and congress look down on him.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:54 (five years ago)

who cares about his supporters?

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:54 (five years ago)

xp

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:54 (five years ago)

I mean, this is the game he played—the way he got supporters. Self pity is his favorite hobby and he took his people along for the ride. It’s “done” at this point but this is a huge part of his appeal

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

I think it's less that he gets sympathy and more that democrats look like petty, spiteful nerds.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

I understand, on the one hand, being frustrated by the futility of pointing out Trump's obvious mental decline, given how little it matters in any substantive way and the fact that he would still be a sitting president with comparable approval even if he were just constantly writhing on the ground covered in his own shit. But on the other hand, I think there's real utility (perhaps not utility with any immediate impact but something that is hopefully cumulative) in pointing out that THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY any/every time it occurs to you that this is not normal or okay, even if it's the eleventy-millionth time that someone has pointed out that instances of this particular phenomenon are not normal or okay. Because the alternative, it seems, is to eventually lapse into a defeated shrug and allow the abnormal to become normalized, if only via entropy born of exhaustion. The bar has already fallen to a dangerously low level, so I'd hate to see it plummet further because people are tired of bitching about all of the things that are obviously wrong with our Commander-in-Queef.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:57 (five years ago)

And we've been here before! We did the exact same thing through two terms of W, except there was no twitter.

totally forgot how we started the year on the precipice of pointless armageddon, fml

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

for a guy who is collapsing mentally and has no idea what he is doing or how to form sentences, he did manage to read out a very long, prepared speech to millions of people, live, without messing up too badly, which is more than i could expect of most people, including myself

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

I guess if the real issue is legitimate concern for his mental fitness, that's not conveyed very well by lulz tweets about "He direderd the December dersalt."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

ugh meant to c&p the soleimani ref

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

for a guy who is collapsing mentally and has no idea what he is doing or how to form sentences, he did manage to read out a very long, prepared speech to millions of people, live, without messing up too badly, which is more than i could expect of most people, including myself

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 12:00 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the man technically is literate and has never experienced a second of self-doubt in his entire life. that's really all you need to pull off that feat.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

His entire adult live has been played out in front of cameras. An ability to occasionally avoid stepping on and subsequently ripping off his own dick while on camera is not exactly what I'd call a high competence threshold.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

he loves listening to himself

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

Who cares

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

For a dementia patient he is doing a bang up job controlling all of our lives and attention.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

yeah well here are on a thread called "U.S. Politics."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:10 (five years ago)

alfred makes a typo about once every 4 to 5 years, so i just want to call it out

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

Clear signs of cognitive decline, would not vote for.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

bout how often we get a change of power in Congress!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

But on the other hand, I think there's real utility (perhaps not utility with any immediate impact but something that is hopefully cumulative) in pointing out that THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY any/every time it occurs to you that this is not normal or okay, even if it's the eleventy-millionth time that someone has pointed out that instances of this particular phenomenon are not normal or okay

but this is pretty much exactly where his support comes from. people hate politicians. they hate Congress as a whole. pretty much everyone thinks our government is a total failure. the main plank of Trump's appeal (outside of racism) is that he wasn't "politics as usual"

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

Would’ve been nice if Nancy Pelosi ripped up Trump’s military budget

— Justin Jackson (@J_ManPrime21) February 5, 2020

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

i guess we're all dealing with our own futile battles

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

morning, Karl!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

when we finally wake up on 11/9/2016 after the longest sleep ever, it will be very refreshing.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

Hopefully as refreshing as the shower our husband Bobby will be taking.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

TS: seeing Patrick Duffy naked vs sleeping for four years

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

No option for sleeping with Patrick Duffy for four years?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

from Code Pink:

Last night at Trump’s State of the Union address, Democrats gave a standing ovation to one of his worst foreign policy blunders: the regime change attempt to place Juan Guaidó into the position of “interim president” of Venezuela. Instead of standing up against another US coup attempt, sanctions that have killed at least 40,000 people, and military threats that could destabilize the entire Latin American region, many Democrats stood up to cheer Trump on.

We are both shocked and outraged that the Democrats, including Speaker Pelosi, are cheering Trump’s foreign policy debacle. Coups and regime change cause chaos, suffering, and death, as happened in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya and Bolivia—to name a few...

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

Coups and regime change cause chaos, suffering, and death

If only the media thought this was a worthwhile narrative, as compared to "we poked the bad guy in the nose - USA! USA!".

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

speech rip will accomplish precisely nothing

in a psycho-social battle, which of these is most effective for 1) effective political opposition, and 2) for voter persuasion and participation? 3) are these the same for freshman rep and the speaker?

a. sitting behind opponent, recorded, ripping up his speech
b. walking out beforehand
c. walking out during speech
d. never showing up
e. yelling “YOU LIE!”
f. mincing near his lectern during speech and taking a shit on the carpet

1. Lol nothing, but ‘a’ or ‘c’ if it flips out your opponents enough (doubtful, they don’t care— they winning)
2. ‘c’ if voters want demonstration, ‘e’ if you want to raise cash from angry partisans, and maaaybe ‘f’ if you make monetized dirtbag patreon podcasts
3. ‘c’ because that’s possibly visible, or ‘e’ or ‘f’, depending on how you fundraise. ‘a’ is not likely possible because you are likely remote to camera?

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

more accurate intro to item 3: “no best courses are dif for freshman and speaker. for freshman...”

i could add that for freshman, ‘d’ is a good response if you go out and fundraise or raise support during your night off.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

Not in reference to anything in particular (and I know before I ask that the answer is basically just 'tribalism') but how is it that there are people sufficiently credulous to believe that someone who demonstrably and pathologically lies to everyone about everything and is demonstrably and pathologically self-interested is honest with them and has their best interests at heart? Like you'd think even a dog would've figured this shit out by now.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

i suspect they dont really stop to think about his individual decisions making a dif to _them_. he is just the icon for the side. creditable for all, amazingly culpable for nothing. thinks the party will ensure things stay orderly, to his interest and understanding.

I think of the georgia trumpy jackass whose wife was deported. Not until that line really really really connects to trump hisself will he change jackshit.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

Manchin is a vote to convict

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

so is romney

akm, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

so Roberts declared that Trump is not guilty on Article 1
if 48% of a jury votes guilty that's not generally a complete exoneration

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:22 (five years ago)

seems like "not removed" would be more apt

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:23 (five years ago)

Evidence is not the basis for the vote

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

I guess after Kavanaugh, the most naked demonstration that politics is exclusively about power and principle plays no part

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

Nihilism ftw.

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

I made a solemn oath before God to always defend the principle of maintaining a thin veneer of "decency"

Pierre Delecto, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

If only the media thought this was a worthwhile narrative, as compared to "we poked the bad guy in the nose - USA! USA!".

Aimless OTM

I guess if the real issue is legitimate concern for his mental fitness, that's not conveyed very well by lulz tweets about "He direderd the December dersalt."

The point wasn't "lulz he gets words wrong bcz he's dumb," it was him experiencing two consecutive full-body spasms that interfered with his ability to form words. I know there's precedent, but it still seems non-ideal for the executive branch of the government to be extensively covering up for the sole elected element of it having a suite of medical issues that make it non-functional, if that's what's happening.

(everyone sure proved that they want to talk about actual actions taken by the US government rather than the President's neurological condition or general assholishness, by diverting to discuss the implications of CBP's exclusion from FOIA, and the eradication of archives as a basic concept, instead though. point made!)

he did manage to read out a very long, prepared speech to millions of people, live

luv u Z and there's genuinely no reason why you should remember that I've been saying the same thing itt since September 2016, but this was just hours ago tbfttm

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

For the third time, “body spasms” are not a symptom of dementia. Please stop with this bullshit. The guy is a narcissist asshole and clearly his mental state and diction are flaky, but he does not have dementia or any other neurological illness unless diagnosed by somebody competent. To say otherwise is denigrating to people who actually live with these diseases.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:04 (five years ago)

to clarify - it’s absolutely fine to hate this piece of shit, just please stop trying to medicalise or pathologise your opinion as if it’s based on something other than his shitty personal qualities

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

lol

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:08 (five years ago)

ftr these aren't my socks

dementia

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone),

dementia

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:16 AM

"dementia"

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:36 AM (five hours ago)

For a dementia patient

― treeship., Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:08 AM (five hours ago)

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

experiencing two consecutive full-body spasms that interfered with his ability to form words

It's fair that "interfered" is my inference, but I'm just describing what I actually see, and saying it's concerning. I am absolutely not attempting to diagnose anyone, except in that one post upthread where I checked the specific term, and strive to be clear when I make observations about the dude's behaviour that these are observations.

I don't mean to be dismissive, Matthew, and appreciate you concern for precision. Please substitute "that coincided with a sudden inability to form words in each instance."

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

To explain further, I am a researcher and postgrad lecturer in dementia. Aside from the diseases themselves, the number one thing which blights the lives of people with dementia is the fear and stigma of dementia. To effectively say "I disagree with this piece of shit, and I can't fathom the mindset that would allow that kind of amoral narcissistic corruption, thus I think it's reasonable to think that he might have dementia" and go looking for "evidence", is precisely the reason why people with dementia become isolated and shunned by society. Sorry to climb on my hobby horse but this is a major fucking problem.
I also think that medicalising and pathologising an individual is to ignore the moral crisis of a political system whose highest principle is to get and maintain power, and to say and do whatever is necessary to achieve that, period. There's your pathology.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

For the third time, “body spasms” are not a symptom of dementia. Please stop with this bullshit

(also, as I noted the first time that you called me out for somebody who wasn't me saying this, and I googled it out of curiosity, the Mayo Clinic disagrees. I just tried again on DDG, and they're the first result there, too. if there's another thread worth talking about this on, or you want to ILXmail me, I'm honestly interested in hearing about your experience or knowledge or w/e, even if it's just to shout at me.)

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

xpost!

I appreciate that, and I can assure you that posts I've made in the last five months about things that he has physically done on television in that time are separate to having thought this guy was a loathsome prick, with one of the most repugnant worldviews possible, since I first encountered him in an American comic strip as a child in 1986, and read about the real person in order to try and get the jokes.

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

After our president's rapid rush to Walter Reed for a fairly recent and wholly unscheduled "routine physical", it does seem within reason to think he may have somewhat serious health problems that are being concealed from the public, but poring over 30 second snippets of video carefully selected by people who are selling a particular kind of characterization of what these purport to show seems like an unreliable method of informing oneself about the presence of, or nature of, his possible maladies.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

xp "spasm" in the Mayo Clinic advice refers to sustained tension that prevents movement, a spasm is in clinical terms. You're referring to a rapid jerking motion which is called a clonic jerk. I mentioned this earlier too.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:18 (five years ago)

"spasm is in clinical"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

easier to look for that moment on Rupar's feed after seeing it in ten minutes of the speech you catch on TV, and link that here, than to tell the thread to travel back in time and have their housemate happen to leave the TV on when they go out, then to all come home themselves at the same time and not switch over to music before taking off their coats and shoes and putting their bags away and turning the stove on and starting a pot boiling, imo

clonic jerk

thanks - apologies for missing it before.

MOAR PETE (sic), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

matthewk respect, seriously.

still, trump is to most who’ve seen prior footage, fucked up vs his condition 10 years ago +. Whatever you know it not to be, that’s great to share. avoiding incorrect application of diagnostic terms is nice. I believe that yes, his biggest problem remains he’s an evil-ass jerk.

And still in this case, and in this specific case only, just as in Bush v Gore— so. What. It merits correction and little more imo.

(I did help walk an old guy thru 5 years of diagnosed alzheimers until his death1.5 yrs ago. he was in declining stages prior to diagnosis. he never ever had what you helpfully label clonic jerks. Most normals correctly guessed his diagnosis around his 2 year mark post diagnosis. So. What. Way way before he was in hospice, the opinions of others mattered to him not at all, and it did not affect his treatment. And he was not in any office).

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:16 (five years ago)

For the record, lest it seem like I think sic is a bad person or anything like it, my only issue is with people saying "hey this guy is a total fuck who acts in ways which make no sense to me, hmmm that means it could be dementia". Even if you think there is something medically wrong with him, being an asshole, or stupid, or throwing tantrums or even spewing a bunch of rhetoric which makes no sense when parsed but which is really just cant to fire up his support base, is not part of an overall picture suggesting dementia. People's behaviour changes when they have dementia, for sure, but there are many many reasons for people to rant and rave which are not dementia. Trump's stupidity and inappropriate behaviours are very easily explained by his well established narcissism, lack of knowledge, profound apathy toward others' needs, egocentrism, lifetime of privilege and a complete lack of consequences for asshole behaviour. His occasional physical twitches and speech stumbles are likewise most easily explained by fatigue, stress, and god knows what stimulants he uses to reach his exalted plane of self belief. I'm in my forties and I have glitched out in the middle of sentences when I am tired and stressed and lecturing to large groups of people - and I'm not doing rails of Adderall.
tl;dr sic is generally a stand-up guy and I am trying to draw a huge, clear line between dementia and the behaviour of an amoral sociopath

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:27 (five years ago)

also Hunt3r the stigma of dementia has a massive effect on the carers and families of people who have dementia - their friends shy away and they end up walking a very hard road without much support. That's why I get fired up about it. I'll stop preaching now.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:28 (five years ago)

yeah i hear you man. there are prejudices re actual illness that are so harmful to the treatment, therapy, patient communities that one feels moral AND professional obligations to denounce or clarify.

on a much less substantive basis, me flipping out every time anyone calls the Ukraine call report a “transcript.” til i die. 🙄

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:38 (five years ago)

these things actually matter

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 6 February 2020 04:50 (five years ago)

imo not always, such as a political discussion in which the nature of the affliction—whatever its cause—is a disqualification from office, and which disqualification, regardless the cause, necessitates immediate removal from office. it’s a clear and present danger.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:08 (five years ago)

ha i either sound like butti whom i dislike or a narc which, lol.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:10 (five years ago)

Listening to Moscow Mitch's voice is somehow even worse than to Trump's

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:54 (five years ago)

even the stables will be Romanesque when New Caligula gets a horse

The New York Times reports:

Should every new government building in the nation’s capital be created in the same style as the White House? A draft of an executive order called “Making Federal Buildings Beautiful Again” would establish a classical style, inspired by Greek and Roman architecture, as the default for federal buildings in Washington and many throughout the country, discouraging modern design.

The order, spearheaded by the National Civic Art Society, a nonprofit group that believes contemporary architecture has “created a built environment that is degraded and dehumanizing,” would rewrite the current rules that govern the design of office buildings, headquarters, and courthouses, or any federal building project contracted through the General Services Administration that costs over $50 million.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

oh nice, trump has really good taste in design, very hopeful for what he picks out

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

contemporary architecture has “created a built environment that is degraded and dehumanizing,”

'degenerate' was right there

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

we should take some of these brutalist buildings and make them 10,000% tacky

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

one word: mosaics

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/02/06/rachel-bitecofer-profile-election-forecasting-new-theory-108944

Bitecofer, a 42-year-old professor at Christopher Newport University in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia, was little known in the extremely online, extremely male-dominated world of political forecasting until November 2018. That’s when she nailed almost to the number the nature and size of the Democrats’ win in the House, even as other forecasters went wobbly in the race’s final days. Not only that, but she put out her forecast back in July, and then stuck by it while polling shifted throughout the summer and fall.

And today her model tells her the Democrats are a near lock for the presidency in 2020, and are likely to gain House seats and have a decent shot at retaking the Senate. If she’s right, we are now in a post-economy, post-incumbency, post record-while-in-office era of politics. Her analysis, as Bitecofer puts it with characteristic immodesty, amounts to nothing less than “flipping giant paradigms of electoral theory upside down.”

Bitecofer’s theory, when you boil it down, is that modern American elections are rarely shaped by voters changing their minds, but rather by shifts in who decides to vote in the first place. To her critics, she’s an extreme apostle of the old saw that “turnout explains everything,” taking a long victory lap after getting lucky one time. She sees things slightly differently: That the last few elections show that American politics really has changed, and other experts have been slow to process what it means.

The classic view is that the pool of American voters is basically fixed: About 55 percent of eligible voters are likely to go to the polls, and the winner is determined by the 15 percent or so of “swing voters” who flit between the parties. So a general election campaign amounts to a long effort to pull those voters in to your side.

Bitecofer has a nickname for this view. She calls it, with disdain, the “Chuck Todd theory of American politics”: “The idea that there is this informed, engaged American population that is watching these political events and watching their elected leaders and assessing their behavior and making a judgment.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

this article is relevant to the architecture talk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/second-trump-ghostwriter-says-he-was-lousy-at-business-bored-and-obsessed-with-carpet-swatches

Charles Leerhsen, ghostwriter of Surviving at the Top, has written an account for Yahoo News about the time he spent observing Trump for the book. He paints a picture of a lazy, ill-tempered man who was out of his depth when it came to business. In fact, his main contribution to his businesses seemed to be choosing carpets.

Leerhsen wrote that Trump was neither terrified about the scale of his losses nor, as the president claimed Wednesday, carrying out a Machiavellian plan to make sure he didn’t have to pay income tax. He was just bored.

“Trump’s portfolio did not jibe with what I saw each day—which to a surprisingly large extent was him looking at fabric swatches,” said the ghostwriter. “Indeed, flipping through fabric swatches seemed at times to be his main occupation. Some days he would do it for hours, then take me in what he always called his ‘French military helicopter’ to Atlantic City—where he looked at more fabric swatches.”

According to Leerhsen, Trump's obsession with carpets and curtains appeared to stem from his lack of understanding of much more important business decisions. The writer recounted one decision Trump reportedly made that exposed his complete lack of ability as a businessman.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

Re: Bitcofer. She could be right as rain, but her model would need to predict more than one or two elections for me to read that article and not hear strong echoes of "He predicted the 2008 crash in 2006, now hear where he thinks the DOW is going in 2021!" clickbait.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

inclined to agree re: the breathless hype, but I think her underlying logic is very solid. swing voters are a myth.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

Hmm, I'm undecided as to the wisdom of her claims, perhaps I will await a strong breeze to blow me in one of two directions.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

heh

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

i do think there are sincere swing voters. they're all complete morons obviously. i guess the question is/are 1) are there enough for them to be worth worrying about 2) are there more of them and are they more easily activated than non-voters. land of contrasts stuff i know.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

i don't care about the predicitive accuracy of her particular model, but the basic thesis seems clear and plausible.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kFUNJ2TA9II/maxresdefault.jpg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

oh yeah that asshole

Andy Reid crossed with Mr Rogers crossed with Joe the Plumber

omar little, Thursday, 6 February 2020 19:57 (five years ago)

the basic thesis seems clear and plausible.

To the extent she is right about turnout being the be-all and end-all, it's not like either party thinks that GOTV isn't a critical part of winning elections already. I guess they could channel more resources from running ads into organizing GOTV, but part of GOTV is giving voters the idea that they need to vote and why. iow motivation matters and campaigns build that motivation over time. So, exactly how to turn her basic thesis into a more practical strategy is not entirely clear to me.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

fair. i guess if it's correct it helps you figure out which voters *not* to chase.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

i assume low info voters, ideologues or not, boil down to tribal prejudice stacked to terrible, misapplied risk mgmt heuristics.

Since this does not add anything i am not writing a book.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

imho chasing racist suburban wine moms who think trump is tacky or never trump conservatives who write opinions for nyt & wapo seems like a bad idea but i'm not a data guy

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:27 (five years ago)

She calls it, with disdain, the “Chuck Todd theory of American politics”

lol tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:39 (five years ago)

read that as "The Chuck Eddy theory of American politics"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

the hatred of modern architecture (as well as anything modern or post modern: art, lit, etc) is a big thing in alt-right circles.

akm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

Same as the Nazis obvi

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

yeah that sounds like a pet project of Stephen Miller

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

read that as "The Chuck Eddy theory of American politics"

TEENA MARIE 2004!

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

BIG AND RICH 2020

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

lol Rich was super-pissed a couple of weeks ago because a Nashville private christian school's curriculum included discussions of white privilege and racism.

my man has definitely got a future in TN politics if he wants it

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

Rig & B*tch

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

but how would a Nashville private christian school ever even find examples of white privilege and racism to show their students??????

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

Bitecofer's analysis also points to the effectiveness of disenfranchisement, if her theory is correct. The Republican version of GOTV.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

big & rich remains one of the more embarrassing ILM bandwagon movements

omar little, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

that first album is still good, damn you

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

Also: I was not around in 2004 for Chuck Eddy to cast his cantrips

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

the hatred of modern architecture (as well as anything modern or post modern: art, lit, etc) is a big thing in alt-right circles

Not because they actually care but because they think the libs do. And if the libs like it they hate it, etc.

I believe one Charles Windsor (him of Wales) has dabbled in this realm of criticism as well.

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:58 (five years ago)

tbf I dislike a bunch of new buildings, too! but adhering to some artificial idea of what looks "classic" is very wrong-headed

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

why would the greatest country on earth look towards those effete euros for architectural inspiration??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

new mgmt seeks cred

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

why would the greatest country on earth look towards those effete euros for architectural inspiration??

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger),

are you still talking about Big & Rich

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:08 (five years ago)

Really, one of the best public services we can all regularly do is find some agreeable little sliver of a right-wing proposition and then excitedly talk up our approval of that sliver, prefacing with 'as a liberal socialist...'.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:42 (five years ago)

Kill them with leftness.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

I kind of appreciate that conservatives care about aesthetics. I have an affection for the utopianism of modernist architecture and design—a melancholic one as the calm, humane rational of those guys ended up not being the way of the future—and i think it’s good that some other people care enough at least to hate it.

treeship., Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:28 (five years ago)

And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism. There is something cold and calculating about modernism, and people do feel more comfortable in less rational spaces.

treeship., Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:32 (five years ago)

I think every conservative should leave politics and become an architecture critic.

treeship., Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:33 (five years ago)

vulgar-highbrow aesthetes are the best. the little mini sloppy joe pintxos at the events- i can't tell If it’s out-of-fashion normcore or next-level trumpism or just gross, really.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:43 (five years ago)

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

calzino, Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:45 (five years ago)

The Koonsinization of the American elite

treeship., Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

I’m a modernist calzino i just think it thrives better if there is a critic rather than just apathy

treeship., Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

This is the U.S. Courthouse in Austin, Texas, designed by Mack Scogin Merrill Elam Architects, a husband-and-wife firm based in Atlanta. Maybe you like it—maybe you hate it.

The White House proposal to ban modernist federal buildings mentions it by name. https://t.co/FdySKF991b pic.twitter.com/ydHk5SpNUp

— .@kristoncapps (@kristoncapps) February 6, 2020

j., Friday, 7 February 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

Great thread there.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 7 February 2020 02:10 (five years ago)

The Treasury Department has broken the law for three years in denying Congress from seeing Trump's tax returns. Now they're giving documents on Hunter Biden to GOP senators.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/06/targeting-newly-emboldened-trumps-enemies-may-have-begun/

The Attorney General has notified federal agents and lawyers that they cannot open investigations of any presidential candidates, their campaigns, or advisers without his approval.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/barr-says-no-investigations-2020-candidates-campaigns-without-his-approval-n1131836

Unidentified ICE officers shot a dude in the face today while beating up another dude who is in the country legally, then blamed the NYPD.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/06/ice-agents-new-york-shooting-brooklyn

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 7 February 2020 02:26 (five years ago)

Think it's time we start working extralegally

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 03:05 (five years ago)

Fuck

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 03:05 (five years ago)

xp might as well, they sure are

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 February 2020 12:11 (five years ago)

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2020 12:21 (five years ago)

so did we note that the Grifter said to Steve Scalise yesterday, "You might've set a record for blood loss"?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

"If the right people hadn't been there we might be celebrating something else today"

celebrating the death of steve scalise? ok, cool

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

not sure where to put this but this is the funniest thing I've seen in years

https://www.reddit.com/r/daverubin/comments/ez6rxi/larry_king_thinks_so_little_of_rubes_show_that_he/

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

Larry king is still alive is my first learning tbh

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

FOX reporting the big stories

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMQElsXkAMkC21?format=jpg&name=large

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

Elsewhere in Fox, a canary flutters:

Fox News’ own research team has warned colleagues not to trust some of the network’s top commentators’ claims about Ukraine.

The 162-page document, entitled “Ukraine, Disinformation, & the Trump Administration,” was created by Fox News senior political affairs specialist Bryan S. Murphy, who produces research from what is known as the network’s Brain Room—a newsroom division of researchers who provide information, data, and topic guides for the network’s programming.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:01 (five years ago)

impeachment witness who confirmed the quid pro quo got fired, for some reason

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/07/politics/alex-vindman-donald-trump-impeachment/index.html

key passage:

His twin brother Lt. Col. Yevgeny Vindman, a National Security Council attorney, was also fired and walked off the White House grounds alongside him.

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

paranoid about a sitcom-style identity switch

omar little, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

Sondland mist got fired too. No surprise there. Man that guy is an asshole

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

mist = just

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

Rig & B*tch

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:27 PM (four days ago)

Trump's election strategy, in a nutshell.

InternationalWaters, Monday, 10 February 2020 14:50 (five years ago)

Interesting article here (from an anti-Trump conservative website) about how health care could fuck him in November. Note that the dream budget he released today abolishes the ACA.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

abolishes the ACA

when you're a celebrity president they let you do that

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

it's great that no matter how good the healthcare programs we get are, they can be destroyed by one republican wrecker-ass president and will never last longer than 8 years.

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 10 February 2020 23:14 (five years ago)

Chris Hayes killing it in his opening monologue on the received wisdom of Trump's strength.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:04 (five years ago)

and Bernie's weakness

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

I listened to hayes’ ep and as said on other thread, my takeaway is “why the fuck is tom prez running anything?” his feelgood ‘we’re larnin’!”, with no reasonable evidence to support it is so, was infuriating to me, an old. wtf is that, he got a cv that should at least point to competence, but i doubt that.

just listening on to that ep, in this case to plouffe shortly after, made me wonder, “well, this guy sounds informed and actually credible, is he available to run dnc?” and of course that impulse is ignorant, because I don’t know that type of party shit. But has there been discussion of a new leader for the DNC?

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

the funny thing is that the first time I ever heard of Mayor Pete is when he was jockeying to lead the DNC, and iirc he finished a distant third behind Perez and Keith Ellison.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

ust listening on to that ep, in this case to plouffe shortly after, made me wonder, “well, this guy sounds informed and actually credible, is he available to run dnc?” and of course that impulse is ignorant, because I don’t know that type of party shit.

Plouffe looks frighteningly cold-blooded. I saw that interview too.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:29 (five years ago)

ha i only heard it, so i did not witness his blood-temp. on the phones he just seemed ~informed~.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can only imagine Larry David being delighted at Trump being fooled by this bit <a href="https://t.co/FHGcsJtsgw";>https://t.co/FHGcsJtsgw<;/a></p>— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) <a href="

I can only imagine Larry David being delighted at Trump being fooled by this bit https://t.co/FHGcsJtsgw

— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) February 11, 2020

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soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

sorry i botched the embed there

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

The DOJ is changing its sentencing recommendation for Roger Stone, according to a Senior DOJ official.
“The Department finds seven to nine years extreme, excessive and grossly disproportionate," the source said, adding the DOJ will clarify its position on sentencing later today

— Jake Gibson (@JakeBGibson) February 11, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

this whole nonsense about trumps personnel change and flynn case motions is freakin me out for real.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

the doj is downgrading roger stone's sentence to 'adding an angry frown onto the richard nixon tattoo on his back'

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

'adding a grin and a thumbs up'

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

This is why no one should ever be caught saying "It's all good."

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

it's not fair if all mr. trump's sharpest advisors are in jail for the 2020 campaign

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

yea Trump not getting what that CYE bit was about is pretty par for the course (see also: Pompeo tweeting out the image of Lisa tearing up her essay)

this on the other hand...not only does it make no sense but Trump seems to be RT'ing an account claiming Bloomberg is racist because he hangs out with Trump?

Mini Mike is a short ball (very) hitter. Tiny club head speed. KEEP AMERICA GREAT! https://t.co/5DUj16jtZf

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

also noticed trump committed the most unforgivable sin of calling a white guy racist for supporting policies he himself was a fan of in 2016 in another tweet today

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

they think racism is over and everyone should "get over it" and it's horrible to throw around accusations of racism...unless they're able to do exactly that to their opponents. I'm beginning to think they're just a bunch of disingenuous assholes!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

The GOP president could hold a press conference where he levies unfounded murder accusations against a democratic political rival while simultaneously bludgeoning a man to death with a length of pipe on camera. This isn't hypocrisy, it's tribalism.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

Unlike Democrats, who do everything they can to frustrate justice with red tape and endless rules, Republicans just follow the simple, commonsense standard that it's not murder if the dead person deserved it.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

Stone's prosecutor just resigned, very cool that we just allow the POTUS to interfere with sentencing now

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:37 (five years ago)

maybe Rudy will win an Oscar next year! like Jojo Rabbit

https://news.yahoo.com/giuliani-storms-back-into-ukraine-investigation-with-hunter-biden-documentary-163027638.html

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

Three Stone prosecutors have now resigned. Jesus.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:14 (five years ago)

Oh sorry, I see that one left the DOJ completely. The other two just quit Stone's case. Still.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

lmao Trump is gonna openly fuck with the election and no one's going to do a thing about it

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

I think it's safe to say that President Trump has learned his lesson and has been chastened and dare I say humbled by the experience of his impeachment. It's mourning in America!

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

I can't wait for the vigorous head shaking and finger wagging when he calls off the election.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

So maybe the right response for this is for me to just step away from the thread and not read it. Twitter too. But -- I really really don't want people to laugh hollowly and say "well I guess that's it for democracy, election's gonna get cancelled amidst modest harumphs of disapproval from elected officials and journalists," and the reason I don't want people to do that is it makes me feel like shit and it makes me feel like there's no point and it makes me feel like giving up, which is not, I know, anyone's intention, but fuck, I am not ready to give up and I want to help other people not give up and I want other people to help me not give up. THE FUCKERS WHO ARE DOING THIS WANT US TO FEEL LIKE THERE'S NO POINT AND THEY WANT US TO GIVE UP. That is all.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

cosign this sentiment about all the pointless black comedy nihilism on these threads

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

as Alfred and DJP have repeatedly pointed out in these threads, performative despair is white privilege in action

I've done it in the past, and now regret it

sleeve, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:37 (five years ago)

idk if anyone linked this earlier, but greg sargent of wapo had a good article about how this type of despair is exactly what trump is counting on: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/11/trumps-latest-rally-stunts-are-designed-get-you-surrender/

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

performative despair is white privilege in action

say it louder for the people in the back

Brad C., Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

eephus! completely and utterly otm

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

I mean despair is one thing, but this "yuck yuck, all hail Emperor Trump guys, hope you like reprogramming" bullshit Letterman routine that keeps popping up on here keeps pissing me off more and more.

like it isn't even based in reality. if it were that easy to topple an election, he'd have done it during the mid-terms. There are legitimate things that he could do to undermine the election that we have to fight but nobody's gonna do it if everybody is like YEA PARTY WE ARE RIGHTS-FREE IN THIS COUNTRY, NO VACCINES AND NO FREEDOMS as if it's somehow hilarious?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

and we won more than 40 seats in 2018. The fuck is wrong with you people?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

it's pretty damn fucked what happened today, yes. no way to sugar coat it. but I figured he'd start flexing his muscles after he got faux-"exonerated" just as he did post "release the memo", post "Nunes-gate", post "Mueller report", and yet his momentum never lasts for long and we do manage to get a few licks in.

but hey if anybody wants to pack it in and think 2020 is over, well, there's other message boards mang

xpost fuckin' seriously. and even then i had to convince my Democrat friends that the election wasn't a disaster simply because Desantis won our state. like, stop listening to Katatonia cds or somethin

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

i have the other other kind of (mostly white) privilege in action, which is THIS IS MY COUNTRY because I WAS BORN HERE and I SERVED so if anybody tries to tell me democracy’s over there will be significant issues for them

I have always despised the handwringing and shrugging and moaning, especially since Trump didn’t even win anything close to a majority.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

sometimes my wife is like “if he wins again, we’re leaving the country” and I am all NOPE I WILL NOT LET THEM WIN which, granted, could be its own variety of mental hangup

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:56 (five years ago)

lots of people have that mental hangup

Brad C., Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

I don't think I'm engaging in performative despair here - for what it's worth I am fully expecting Trump to lose in 2020, barring even crazier electoral college math than what we got in 2016. But the fact remains that Trump has tried to interfere in both of these elections, both times was caught red-handed, both times "exonerated" by a Senate that was more than willing to engage in a cover up, and in both cases saw his approval ratings jump right afterwards. It's practically a given that he's going to try to pull something blatantly illegal in the months leading up to November.

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

srsly. Why would I surrender this country to this crew of sociopaths and charlatans, especially when Americans significantly poorer and browner than me will suffer for my cowardice?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

Tombot otm, "I'm leaving" talk - even in mournful jest - just hands the nation to the usurper. And it abandons those without the resources to flee. In other words, precisely those ppl who are meant to be protected and or uplifted by the political action of privileged white liberals like, well me

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

what "both times" are you even talking about

xps

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

Or what Alfred said (and said better)

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

the 2016 election and the 2020 one

on a related note

Trump says the military should look at disciplinary action against Lt. Col. Vindman, who gave testimony in impeachment hearings about the president pic.twitter.com/yX1ysfOMQ5

— Jeff Mason (@jeffmason1) February 11, 2020

/

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

I have a similar Tombot-ish reaction rooted primarily in how long my family's been here and what I feel is my responsibility as a result

xps

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

i'm sorry guys, long enervating day both politically and otherwise and I'm feeling raw, probably i am overreacting to posts not meant to be unhelpful, wish I had the level of equanimity required to just take every shitty piece of news that hits me in the chest and instead of absorbing it as despair let it bounce off me as a donation to one of the thousands of candidates around the country who are trying to make things better in their own spheres.

sorry for this shitty metaphor, long day as mentioned above

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

pull something blatantly illegal in the months leading up to November.

I just imagine the scene in Three Amigos where the German keeps accusing Ned of using tricks to simulate his fast-draw skills, and then it turns out Ned is actually fast.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

I get it, but sometimes part of processing the despair is just venting it out a little before it can be productively refocused. If that makes sense. I can only absorb so much disheartening news before I feel so overwhelmed that either a) I have to vent my spleen in despair, so to speak; or b) just shutdown completely and ignore it all. The latter, for me, is the far more damaging long term option. I absolutely get how performative despair comes from a place of privilege, but I also just fucking feel despair. Really strongly. It's hard not to in this constant onslaught. Hats off to folks who are far better disciplined with how they express it though, seriously.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

we're all trying to cope with a shitty, twilight zone-ish situation. I rmde @ some of the drama queen theatrics (not talking solely about on ILX) sometimes but I understand where it's coming from (a good place...these ppl are on my "team"), can sympathize, and understand it's therapeutic as eephus and jon said.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 23:39 (five years ago)

I cheered myself by giving some money to Pennsylvania state legislative races

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 03:04 (five years ago)

xp -- "I'm leaving" thought processes are always short-circuited by the fact that I'm a writer so no other country wants me

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 03:43 (five years ago)

I think people should leave if they fear for their safety, but short of that it seems a little, idk, soft? Spoiled? Like you’re going to abandon your country because the president causes you some psychic distress?

Also, this is the most powerful country in the world - if it really falls to despotism or whatever then it’s going to be bad news for the entire world.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

"Like you’re going to abandon your country because the president causes you some psychic distress?"

I've never considered leaving BUT if I did it'd wouldn't be cause of one asshole in the white house it'd be cause of the millions who want him there

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 04:42 (five years ago)

Like there's this old coot who rides around town in a shitty military surplus truck with an enormous US flag and Trump flag. Yesterday he drove past and a group of milquetoast people waved and cheered him. Literally turns my stomach to share my country with these people.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 04:46 (five years ago)

Yeah that’s why I joined the military and got my ass out of Alabama

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 04:56 (five years ago)

Plus side is my vote counts for more in AZ than it did in IL. Felt great to vote against Paul Gosar even tho the fucker won.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 05:22 (five years ago)

And here is much better than somewhere like Alabama as far as having fellow liberals around. Sedona and Flagstaff are pretty liberal, and Navajo and Hopi too.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 05:25 (five years ago)

ha this is all the reason i post FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT on twitter and i think here at least once. i do mean it. i even use "patriots" in reference to my 5 people in tweets, though i long disliked its use. more than disliked.

fuck them. this is our place too. you gonna march in dc with guns and masks? fuck you, you fuckboy fucks.

this said, talk is cheap. pixels is cheaper. VOTE VOTE VOTE. don't walk away, people need us. stand in, stand.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 05:27 (five years ago)

has any other incumbent president travelled around to the various primaries and given campaign speeches the way Trump has been doing? he's spending a lot of time declaring "victory" in Iowa & NH even though nobody's really running against him. its bizarre.

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 12:43 (five years ago)

Meanwhile is this approach working for Warren:

In the week between Iowa and New Hampshire, there have been no messaging shakeups or public shifts in strategy. Warren, as usual, has refused to attack her rivals and stayed positive. She's made slight tweaks to her stump speech, but her message of uniting the party to beat Donald Trump, taking on corruption and offering the broadest menu of policies is the same as it's been for months.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/11/elizabeth-warren-sticks-to-plan-new-hampshire-113718

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

Not going to lie, my wife and I have discussed emigrating if there's a Trump win in November, and I'm not really interested in who does and doesn't approve. As a trans woman in a queer relationship, the continuation of Trumpism will result in an even bigger, more permanent target on my back and I am not especially interested in being anyone's martyr. "Voting is your most powerful tool?" Great. I'll vote absentee. But don't lecture me on some obligation to stay here and suffer.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:36 (five years ago)

Makes me think a bit about the question of roots. My family had much deeper roots in Eastern Europe and Italy than I have in the US, but they realized that the smart thing to do was to come over here, and they had the foresight to do it well before things got really bad over there. It sometimes pays to go before the bad stuff happens. All my relatives who were unable to leave Eastern Europe were eventually murdered. I have no plans to leave the US, but it's hard not to think about that.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

True of my dad's side of the family as well. The ones who fled Austria-Hungary and Russia during the pogroms of the late 19th century all came here and thrived. Most of the ones who didn't perished in the Holocaust. My mom's side has early 18th-century roots here. My wife is a 3rd-generation American so her roots are not particularly deep.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

Not going to lie, my wife and I have discussed emigrating if there's a Trump win in November, and I'm not really interested in who does and doesn't approve.

^^^

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

^^^^^^

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

completely disagree with the prevalent opinion that it's weak and cowardly to want to leave. esp with the references to "minor psychological trauma" or whatever that bullshit post was above. jfc

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

No one's life should be in danger in their country.

Yesterday I (lightly for me) railed against pre-election performative despair.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

If it's ok to get the hell out of Alabama, it's ok to get the hell out of the other 49, right?

Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

sorry, i misspoke. it was "some psychic distress"

LOFL

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:43 (five years ago)

no WmC, it is your duty as a patriot to fight for alabama. if you leave alabama, it will make it worse for other good alabamans. and if you aren't in alabama, why aren't you? that's where you should be to make the biggest impact. now go rip your shirt off, grab some kitchen knives, and run straight into the woods there to fight racists

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:45 (five years ago)

i dont put a lot faith in the “i am my ancestors” stuff. my “people” historically moved early and at adversity and toward oppty. where theyve got entrenched theyve been no more perfect than other whites. but the shit right now, while unimaginably bad, i hope it is the equiv of a death rattle as we all move forward together.

if we let them win now, they will unbuild all they can. they have no plan outside oligarchic neo feudalism. there is plenty reason that is immoral, and plenty reasons it needn't happen. i know a fed judge and i worked with former usas who know recognize and abhor this bullshit. when leas prosecutors quit and line attys withdraw, dont give up on them. ppl who cheered “yay someone quit, standards!”, i’m like, “NO THOSE PPL YOU WANT TO STAY, IT’S CABINET PPL YOU WANT QUITTING, GAH.”

i accept and know that the fears of minorities and superminorities are for real, but we need you to stand in, too. we need you.

i got a rando call from warren dude last night who’s asked me to canvas for warren in prep for super tue. if she’s staying in, i am going to do it. it is like actually the least i can do, besides voting. the only dem i’d eyeroll at this point is butti, and i’m scared sanders does not have the skillset to do what he wants, but maybe i’ll canvas for them i general if warren is out.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:47 (five years ago)

Lots of great otm responses here, but I struggle with the "if we let them win" part because it's not like we are just rolling over and giving up, it's because they are cheating and gaming the system at every single turn. I just don't feel like it's "letting" them win when we aren't even playing the same game at this point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

yeah good discussion, all I have to add is that the rising tide of fascism is a global problem and not confined to the US.

other people I know who want to move are doing it purely for health care reasons, which seems legit to me as our system is broken.

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

i'm not opposed to dipping but i'll absolutely cop to it being a consequence of privilege (for now). my gf has brazilian and italian citizenship, and i'm not sure how viable either those options are in the face of creeping fascism. and by that i mean i'm literally ignorant, particularly wrt italy.

anyway, she's not going anywhere until her two young kids (u.s. & itlalian citizenship) are out of the house.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

my original gripe was all the immediate pivots to "well we're fucked, yay Emperor Trump", not just because they're defeatist, but incredibly triggering to those of us with major anxiety issues, esp when it's pointless speculation nine months out.

i can't tell anybody whether it's right for them to move or not if he wins again. I don't think any of us can. none of us know anybody's situation. people are just afraid that if he wins again, all of the people that would fight him and the Republican government will leave, leaving only those who need people to fight on their behalf. it's an understandable fear, but it's a collective fear as opposed to an individual one. i wouldn't think less of someone who decided they couldn't live here anymore if he won again.

think of it this way, if the worst thing that happens is you move to Canada, or Europe, or somewhere else and feel peace but there's someone mad at you on the internet, I think you did well.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

things are always the way they are, until they aren't

this is what makes me homicidal about the endless "McGovern 1972" chorus

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

xpost Speaking as someone with major anxiety issues, respect, but also trafficking in gallows humor is sometimes the only way I can process bad shit without having an embolism. That said, because I realize that can be triggering for people who process differently, I do make an effort from going as far into the black as I might otherwise tend to.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

re the history of europe and migrations and labor and roles and general shit.

atop the jungfraujoch in bernese alps in che is a memorial to the people who died and struggled while completing the tunnelling there (at 3000m+!) at the end of the 19th cent.

To my maybe-not-discerning eye, the vast vast majority of those digger’s names appeared very italian. the engineers referenced had v germanic names, but i cannot identify what regionalisms were in those.

someday i’ll learn more about that melting pot, and i sorta understand that tunnelling is gonna come outta mining demos. but still— what is the reasonable conclusion there about who was doing the hard dangerous work, and who was drafting plans and directing? About maybe this history of movements of peoples?

The struggle is always real. I suspect there, too. Stand in.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

Chris Hayes had a good monologue in NH about this - the idea that Trump is undefeatable, that he's gonna rig the election or cheat or has this unstoppable army of rural voters guaranteeing him an EC victory is...exactly what they want you to think. not saying parts of that aren't true, he's absolutely going to commit more crime to his own political ends, but at the end of the day the hopeless "Emperor Trump" stuff is good for the GOP and they all know it. Trump is still one of the most hated politicians in the history of this country and practically all his policy goals are deeply unpopular. his one thing is that the economy is strong.

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:19 (five years ago)

also worth noting that in spite of Trumps all time high approval ratings the current polling still shows him losing handily to every single Dem candidate, with Sanders and Bloomps beating him by nearly double digits.

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

Chris Hayes had a good monologue in NH about this - the idea that Trump is undefeatable, that he's gonna rig the election or cheat or has this unstoppable army of rural voters guaranteeing him an EC victory is...exactly what they want you to think. not saying parts of that aren't true, he's absolutely going to commit more crime to his own political ends, but at the end of the day the hopeless "Emperor Trump" stuff is good for the GOP and they all know it. Trump is still one of the most hated politicians in the history of this country and practically all his policy goals are deeply unpopular. his one thing is that the economy is strong.

― frogbs, Wednesday, February 12, 2020

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:25 (five years ago)

Also, the Gallup poll that freaked us out last week was an outlier.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:25 (five years ago)

the economy is not strong for a significant minority of the population

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

my gf has brazilian and italian citizenship, and i'm not sure how viable either those options are in the face of creeping fascism. and by that i mean i'm literally ignorant, particularly wrt italy.

well, I would suggest that Brazil might not be the *best* choice wrt to avoiding fascism

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:32 (five years ago)

xp hey I agree but for some reason this country decided that the key economic barometer is a system driven entirely by speculation and made up numbers that values Tesla as being 4 times more valuable than Ford despite selling 1% as many cars instead of, say, whether or not the average person can afford to buy groceries

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

Part of me wonders if there will come a point where Trump starts to see the writing on the wall and, as the realization dawns upon him that he might finally have to pay for his rampant venality once he's no longer in office, begins to transition from his trademark assholism towards a more hat-in-hand, foot-shuffling approach in deference to the likely president-elect. 'Aw, chee willikers, I...I was just foolin' around, fellers!'

I realize that this is a complete fantasy which assumes Donald Trump possesses any of the qualities commonly associated with a functioning human being, but still. It could happen.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

trump is the dumbest guy to ever hold the office but he's definitely got a child or really pet-like understanding that he gets the most treats from indulging in his worst behavior

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

imagine how much him and his ppl will bitch and moan about any attempts to hold him accountable, and how they'll say Angry Dems are the ones violating norms and are we living in a banana republic now where you can jail your predecessor once you grab the reins of power?? Then for the rest of eternity they will try to prosecute any Dem prez as soon as they're out of office on some er trumped up charges.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

One of the more baffling things about him is that, given that he seems to be driven almost in toto by self-interest, his self-preservational instincts are for absolute shit (see: the eight million problems he's personally brought on himself). At the moment, that's offset to a great extent by a GOP willing to bend over backwards to cover his ass, but he may be surprised to discover how many of his republican friends drift away if he loses the election (and, possibly, more importantly, if a number of his friends are likewise voted out of office thanks to the Trump Taint).

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

May the Trump taint infect them all

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

i accept and know that the fears of minorities and superminorities are for real, but we need you to stand in, too. we need you.

The pure fucking balls of this. You wouldn't say this to a German Jew in 1938, so don't fucking say it to me now.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

as a threatened minority, I feel the opposite and am not going anywhere.

I would've told German Jews in 1938 to stop cooperating with Nazi authorities and giving them lists of people to murder and deport

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

also tbrr I think Nazi analogies are way off and I'm sick of them

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

do you. i’ll fight with you, i cant fight for you.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

I'll hop right on murdering and deporting people.

There are currently 12 states trying to make it illegal for medical professionals to provide affirming care to trans teens, and even more states fighting to keep LGBT people unprotected by anti-discrimination law, and a Supreme Court that is in all likelihood about to rule that gender identity and sexual orientation are explicitly not protected by Title VII. And no conceivable Congress for the foreseeable future is going to do anything about that. So I'll keep my own counsel about what analogies are and aren't apt.

And, not for nothing, but despite being Jewish you are a cishet white man and can be completely invisible.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

and there is a point in any fight where flight is the only safe manner to survive. i have no issue with that.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

I think it's easy to assert but difficult to know with certainty how one will/won't/might respond if shit were to get truly dire. I would guess, knowing both my cellular loathing of injustice and general haplessness wrt doing anything real about it, I would almost certainly be the bullet-riddled corpse they're talking about when they ask 'okay, anyone else wanna be a hero?'. But who really knows.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

xxp I didn't ask you to! I don't know what morally superior mantle you're trying to claim, but go nuts. It has nothing to do with me.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

my gf has brazilian and italian citizenship, and i'm not sure how viable either those options are in the face of creeping fascism. and by that i mean i'm literally ignorant, particularly wrt italy.

At least Italian citizenship gives you access to the rest of the EU.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

^ah yes very true. and even though she grew up in Brazil and all her family is there, she’d def go to Italy were she inclined to leave the US.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:09 (five years ago)

though hey maybe it won’t be up to her if GOP has it’s way

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:10 (five years ago)

as a non-student of trans rights and a supporter of a group supporting migrating trans persons, i want morally improved conditions of lots of shit, that’s the best claim to morality i’ll venture.

my tendency is to believe that coordinated allies for moral battles are better than uncoordinated flight, though that is sometimes the only answer.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

but despite being Jewish you are a cishet white man and can be completely invisible.

if you mean "not go to synagogue where I routinely wonder what I would do if someone burst in to murder us all" ok sure. that invisibility is predicated on essentially erasing a part of myself, which I refuse to do.

but we shouldn't fight, I get you feel threatened and that's totally legit and I want to support you and do what I can to make you and others feel safe, we are in this together.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

xps

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

she’d def go to Italy were she inclined to leave the US.

no fascists racist homo/transphobes in Italy lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

i’m am with you both, peace. privilege does (mis)inform me as it does many.

(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

you're right, Shakey, that was a shitty take by me. I have friends who attend Tree of Life in Pittsburgh and wasn't really thinking. My apologies.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

no worries, hugs all around

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

/she’d def go to Italy were she inclined to leave the US./

no fascists racist homo/transphobes in Italy lol


Oh for sure. Her reasoning for picking Italy over Brazil is bc of the EU.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:44 (five years ago)

;and I suspect that would stand even if Bolsanaro wasn’t in power)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

There's nowhere else either of us could claim citizenship, but we've discussed trying to emigrate to the Netherlands as it seems to be very trans-friendly even compared to other EU countries.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

Everyone with the capacity for caring about the well-being of people they've never met is hurting right now, and that's gonna manifest in a variety of ways (not all of them pleasant), so it always does my heart good to see the general tendency toward comity 'round these parts. Even when nothing else is doing the trick, that gives me hope that we can push through this shit.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

Voting Republican to be made illegal

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

profiles in courage

Sen. Murkowski on the Stone sentencing revision: "I don't like this chain of events ... The President weighs in, all of a sudden, Justice comes back and says change the deal. I think most people in America would look at that and say hmm, that just doesn't look right."

— Jeremy Herb (@jeremyherb) February 12, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

"tut tut"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

it might look bad, it might even be blatantly illegal, but is it impeachable? impossible to say

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

HMMMMMMMMMM

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

The Constitution is very clear about the Senate's role in such matters, and fortunately all that we are called upon to do is judge how concerning this type of behavior is. And let me be absolutely clear, I am deeply concerned.

Pierre Delecto, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

Surely there's nobody that still thinks this election will be fair or that anyone other than Trump could possibly win. The outcome has already been determined.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

Please scroll back 24 hours for responses to your post so that we don't all have to relive the past 24 hours.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

i am unsurprised by the username attached to that post

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

The outcome has already been determined.

FP'd

sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

The outcome has already been determined.

https://i.imgur.com/0OXKK25.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

Barr to testify before House Judiciary on March 31, Nadler says. https://t.co/JxAPDCu1GM

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) February 12, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

He won’t show up for that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

Just curious, how will they transcribe said testimony when Barr just sits in a chair doing this for sixty minutes

https://ak7.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/4224037/thumb/11.jpg

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

Chairman Nadler: First, the chair would like to thank the distinguished Attorney General and welcome him to this hearing. Before we proceed, do you have you any statement you would like to read into the record?

Barr: (The witness remained silent, extending the middle fingers of both hands aloft in the direction of the Chairman.)

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

mar 31 seems...remote

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

The Founders conceived of a President running amok and legislated for that. They did not conceive of people below him and to either side not giving a damn.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 11, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:36 (five years ago)

they also conceived that we would have used our mechanism for removal successfully at least one by now.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

*once

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

but they wrote the provisions shittily so

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

Then for the rest of eternity they will try to prosecute any Dem prez as soon as they're out of office on some er trumped up charges.

a) big fucking whoop

b) if the expectation of later scrutiny keeps future presidents from criming relentlessly in office, yay

c) it's impossible to predict what the GOP will even be or stand for once they're not in inexplicable self-created thrall to a crazed void of narcissism and outwardly-directed self-hatred. can they return to a fake image of being moderate or sensible after this? they're certainly unlikely to find a replacement figurehead of such reprehensibility that he or she can hit the pavlovian stimulus for Trump's base. especially one who's had the advantage of the television advertising a completely bullshit version of them for 30 years. the two-party system is a tumour, and hollowing themselves out for Trump might lead to a collapse afterward. (if youth support for the likes of Bernie Sanders and AOC leads to the evisceration of the existing DNC, double bonus.)

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

but they wrote the provisions shittily so

the provisions didn't anticipate mass political parties, so

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

The Founders conceived of a President running amok and legislated for that. They did not conceive of people below him and to either side not giving a damn.
— Richard M. Nixon

Anyone else notice that this tweet from this source seems a bit cockeyed?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

they wrote the provisions shittily

governance eventually comes down to people making decisions. when the governing people are shitty, so is the governance. I'm not sure what system they could have devised that would have worked any better, given the people currently operating the system.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

let's review what the constitution says.

"The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. Unless, that is, a majority of the most powerful 100 people in the country want to keep getting elected. In that case, no Impeachment shall be possible, and you may proceed directly to Article III."

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

Aimless, presumably RMN did not consider his actions "amok"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

the two-party system is a tumour, and hollowing themselves out for Trump might lead to a collapse afterward.

GOP been changing from Buckley type dweebs to Deplorable meatheads over last few decades. There will be a party that caters to that ~44% of the country that's ruled by fear and paranoia, the Dunning-Kruger types, the simpletons who want simple solutions to complex problems, etc.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

will be a party that caters to that in foreseeable future

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

feel like a broken record but the problem doesn't stem from Trump or from GOP, but from the millions of fuckers who vote them into office

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

One side has decided to win by breaking the game, and will use any illegal or irregular method (propaganda, abuse of power, stacking courts, destroying the administrative state, voter caging and purging) to get that done.

The other side wants to both play the game and win the game, by election. I’m not sure it’s possible.

As Bitecofer says, Republicans know they are playing “for keeps.” This is correct.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

Who here thinks the house should impeach the MF again? I mean, he clearly didn't learn any lessons and is back to committing crimes. I get that it's basically pointless (the Senate seems hell-bent on endless Trump fellatio), but the alternative ("wait until November") seems irresponsible.

DJI, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:30 (five years ago)

Yeah, impeach him every time he crimes imo. It's not like any other major governing can get done by Congress this year.

that ~44% of the country that's ruled by fear and paranoia, the Dunning-Kruger types, the simpletons who want simple solutions to complex problems, etc

Like I kinda said in that post, Trump has been a case not just of handing the bell to the dogs, but effectively transforming the broadcast news media into a PA system for the bell, and playing MAX/MSP loops of the bell all day.

No other individual is going to be able to replace that blast of hate/fear as effectively. It's very likely that micro-Trumps will do well in deep Republican constituencies, but it's also likely that this will decrease party unity. Even a fraction of Trump's self-interest, let alone his narcissism, will make it very hard for these types to effectively caucus. I'd expect to see a lot of these types succeeding as independents after Trump: his rally-attending-type base want the reckless buffoon figure, they don't want the nonentities subsuming themselves to him.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:40 (five years ago)

i don't think re-impeaching is politically a great idea. doing it once was necessary, and showed that republicans will countenance anything at all; more attempts seem likely to gain nothing but further firing up magans

if they wanna go after barr, or actually get bolton under oath, tho . . .

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

I hope you're right, and you're analysis and predictions are as good as any. But I'm v skeptical of all predictions about US politics. Trump becoming prez was a punchline until it happened.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:30 (five years ago)

I got burned in 2016 and trying not to get hopes up too much but I do think Donnie gets beat in Nov. Grinning just thinking about it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

Did anyone even notice that this happened? lol

https://www.npr.org/2020/02/12/798296505/deval-patrick-ends-his-presidential-bid

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:41 (five years ago)

if they wanna go after barr, or actually get bolton under oath, tho . . .

Yeah / hell yeah

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

the alternative ("wait until November") seems irresponsible.

Pelosi only trusted the people to object to "national security" crimes. She doesn't care enough about the other kinds, or trust that the people will be absorbed by her inept messaging.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 February 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

Seemed more like she was concerned about election security... because it affected Biden.

DJI, Thursday, 13 February 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

One reason I don’t think the GOP will be able to replicate Trump is simply because it’s got to be impossible to find someone with that much fucking baggage, who draws that much criticism every time he opens his mouth, therefore validating their message of “the mainstream media hates us and that’s why they have to lie all the time”, while the actual media decides they also have to go equally negative on the other side to appear balanced, leading to a situation where stories about their guy defrauding old people, sexually assaulting dozens of women, and stealing from charity are all one day stories that are quickly forgotten while a relatively minor story about say, improper email use suddenly becomes a giant scandal that eats up thousands of hours of airtime. No one else on the planet is dirty and shameless enough to pull that off.

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

maybe Steven Forbes will run again

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 01:59 (five years ago)

gotta admit, i'm intrigued by his flat tax. imagine billionaires paying a 17% tax instead of using loopholes to pay 0%, wow!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 February 2020 02:01 (five years ago)

Remember when Steven Forbes hosted SNL?

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 February 2020 07:30 (five years ago)

not making it up: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/season-21/episode/17-steve-forbes-with-rage-against-the-machine-63781

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 February 2020 07:36 (five years ago)

You kinda buried the 'with musical guests Rage Against the Machine' lede there.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 11:09 (five years ago)

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2020 11:28 (five years ago)

during their performance of "Bulls On Parade", the band hung an upside-down American flag on one of their amplifiers, in protest of Forbes hosting.

Afterwards, a very angry Lorne Michaels chased the band out of the studio, resulting in them being banned from the show.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

lol I saw that episode live, I think I was 12 years old and obviously had no clue who Steve Forbes was

iirc he brings up the "flat tax" during his monologue and even at 12 I thought that was the dumbest idea on the planet

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

that reminds me wasn't one of Trump's big talking points that you'd be able to file your taxes on a postcard or something? whatever happened to that

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

Liberals shut down the postcard industry

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

the skit about the Teeve Torbes novel was pretty good

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

I think we can forgive President Trump his one declaration that didn't pan out.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

On page 142, he writes: “I don’t think Grenator Dole is handling the pressure very well.” [ confused ] “Grenator”? I don’t know why the author felt he had to disguise the word “Senator”.. Anyway, he goes on to say: “Today, Dob Bole leaned over to me, and said, ‘If family values means stealing the taxpayers’ money and sniffing model glue, I’m way into family values!'”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

John Kelly has Thoughts

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

Misgivings! Goodness me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

what's his excuse for not garroting Trump when he had the chance

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:54 (five years ago)

Hope Hicks coming back to help change trump’s diapers

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

Reminds me of the time the garbage disposal obliterated my hand and then after the stump had healed I jammed that fucker right back in.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

Spicer and Priebus back too

I am using your worlds, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

The self-loathing is strong with these ones.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

How many times do you have to get a fistful of fishhooks removed from your stomach before you learn that swallowing a fistful of fishhooks is oh wait, you're doing that because you wish you were dead and don't know how to make that happen, you poor thing.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

This should be fun.

Barr pushes back against Trump’s criticism of Justice Dept., says tweets ‘make it impossible for me to do my job’

By Devlin Barrett and Matt Zapotosky
Feb. 13, 2020 at 3:34 p.m. CST

Attorney General William P. Barr pushed back hard Thursday against President Trump’s criticism of the Justice Department, saying, “I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody.”

In an interview with ABC News, Barr said presidential statements and tweets “about the department, about people in the department, our men and women here, about cases pending here, and about judges before whom we have cases, make it impossible for me to do my job and to assure the courts and the prosecutors and the department that we’re doing our work with integrity.”

The attorney general’s comments are almost certain to anger the president, who has heaped criticism on some current and former Justice Department officials over prosecutions and investigations involving the president’s former associates and alleged leaking by government officials. Barr said he was prepared to accept the consequences of speaking out against the president.

“I cannot do my job here at the department with a constant background commentary that undercuts me,” the attorney general said. He also noted that when he became attorney general last year, he pledged to resist intimidation from any quarter, whether Congress, the White House, or elsewhere.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/barr-pushes-back-against-trumps-criticism-of-justice-dept-says-tweets-make-it-impossible-for-me-to-do-my-job/2020/02/13/7ff5f308-4e7c-11ea-9b5c-eac5b16dafaa_story.html

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

lmao

treeship., Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

“I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody.”

Fuck Barr. He's just play-acting the role he knows Congress wants to see from him, while his actions will continue to roll over to Trump every goddamned time.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

I'm sure he got Trump's permission to say this first, 100% kayfabe

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

maybe. the people in the administration tend to eventually get fed up. unlike the republicans in congress, who i guess are far away enough to continue to act like all is good.

treeship., Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

I know this is exhausting to most of you but it is still funny that Trump ran on hiring "only the best people" and "draining the swamp" and now has to attack his own hires and make excuses for not firing them sooner about once a month

frogbs, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

lol

This Barr interview is DeNiro in Goodfellas yelling at Johnny Roastbeef for buying his wife a Cadillac after the Lufthansa heist.

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) February 13, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

Hahaha

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

It'll be great if the thing that takes down Barr is being slightly rude to Trump in an interview

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

Of course (as WaPo pointed out yesterday) Trump excoriated Obama for inappropriately trying to influence the DoJ in 2016.

narrator: this is surprising no one, and changes nothing, but still

"heels over head" makes way more sense (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

OMG that tweet.

We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Friday, 14 February 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

"I didn't do it, and who cares if I did?" Every time!

“The President has never asked me to do anything in a criminal case.” A.G. Barr This doesn’t mean that I do not have, as President, the legal right to do so, I do, but I have so far chosen not to!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 14, 2020

jmm, Friday, 14 February 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

What is this tic that drives him to keep arguing the legality of his actions or potential actions? We all know you don't give a fuck, Donnie! And we all know that you don't give a fuck if we give a fuck! While you're in office, you're going to do whatever you're going to do and you're going to get away with it! I don't know why he's so obsessed with providing a pretext.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

(burns down White House) No, but see, I'm president, so I'm allowed. Perfectly legal!

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

What is this tic that drives him to keep arguing the legality of his actions or potential actions?

it means a) I have already done this and b) by stating that I think it's legal you cannot claim that I knew I was breaking the law

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

I just mean that he flagrantly and joyfully breaks the law and he's been given a free pass to do so and the opinions of people who oppose that behavior don't matter to him and will have no impact on his decision to do so. Why bother with those appeals at all under those circumstances.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:56 (five years ago)

It's not like the bogus insistence that he's operating within the bounds of the law somehow absolves him of liability. It's just a weird, non sequitur aside for the sake of people he'd just as soon watch die in a car fire.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

It's just the logical extension of the John Yoo memo defense--as long as the president can find one dildo who will say he can do something he has plausible deniability of abuse of power.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

It's just a weird, non sequitur aside

The gentleman in question is a liar so pathological that he cannot state any number with accuracy. He is also an incessant braggart. Here, you see these two impulses sparking at once.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

please sic don't hurt em

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 February 2020 01:42 (five years ago)

xp this is not going to end well

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 15 February 2020 02:03 (five years ago)

Fucking scum of the earth

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 15 February 2020 02:07 (five years ago)

I admit it’s literally impossible to tell if Raymond is for or against shadowy above-the-law organisations that track citizens and weaponise their data against them

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 15 February 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

I guess I don't post here often enough for you to know that I am 100% against this shit.

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 15 February 2020 13:08 (five years ago)

sic is referring to your extended referrer url “in character”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 February 2020 13:18 (five years ago)

god forbid someone records my click!!!

uncrut gems (crüt), Saturday, 15 February 2020 13:51 (five years ago)

*sighs*

How did I miss that

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 15 February 2020 13:57 (five years ago)

https://www.nycbar.org/media-listing/media/detail/prosecution-of-roger-stone-and-related-actions-by-the-department-of-justice

Ainsley James Gryffyd Lowbeer Holdsworth (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 15 February 2020 14:21 (five years ago)

i'm clicking on the other one just to make sic grind his teeth

j., Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

think it's his gears yr grinding

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

Man upset he can’t bring cutout of Donald Trump to dialysis

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 February 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

^ So, the guy is allowed to bring an item that comforts him. He chooses to bring a photo of Trump. Presumably he is comforted. But suddenly this no longer comforts him and instead he must bring a small cardboard cutout of himself standing next to a Trump photo. This was his second choice. For comfort. So, now he is comforted, right? Nope. For unexplained reasons, this now gives him no comfort. He must have a life-size cutout of Trump. For comfort. The dialysis place objects and he insists they are trampling on his rights.

His son insists the Trump cutout takes up "no more space than a garbage can." Hmmm. Maybe I'd like his son. Hard to say.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 15 February 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

he's from Florida. the dude's kid posted about it publicly on FB and I clowned him, and he private messaged me all butthurt.

i'm just loling at a 6 foot Trump cutout under dude's armpits

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

in bizarroworld trump matches and then donates a kindney.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Sunday, 16 February 2020 03:17 (five years ago)

i'd imagine his kidney is 85% stone at this point

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 February 2020 05:33 (five years ago)

https://jalopnik.com/trumps-attempt-to-roll-back-fuel-economy-standards-cont-1841697849

Why are we doing this again? We may not, in fact, be doing this in the end but if we don’t it’ll either be an almost inspiring story of how expertise prevailed over politics or a laughably incompetent attempt to impose bad public policy just because, pick your poison. Either way, I’m sure we’ll hear more from Trump about it, since Michigan is a swing state and the election is swiftly approaching. Whether the proposal dies or just remains in limbo, Trump will find someone to blame.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

My guess is that Trump doesn't care a damn if fuel standards go up, down or sideways. Instead, he is loudly telling his base he's going to shit on the liberals who want to FORCE them to buy better mileage vehicles, when it's their God-given right to drive whatever the hell gas-gulping monster they feel like driving. This makes him a hero and once more proves he is the only politician who really understands them and is on their side of the culture war. If they get that message loud and clear, the actual fuel standards become irrelevant.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

Can one heroic NASCAR driver do what we are all secretly hoping, forever removing this tyrant

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

OH NO. Does this mean I'm gonna be culled from the email list? (No, it does not.)

Bob,

According to our records, your Sustaining Membership has EXPIRED.

This is an official notice that your Sustaining Membership has EXPIRED. If you don’t renew soon, your status will be marked as lapsed.

President Trump wanted us to reach out and ask you why that was, Bob.

2020 Sustaining Members are going to play a VITAL role in President Trump’s 2020 campaign, and he needs to know if he can count on you.

We need every Member to renew if we're going to win again in 2020. Can President Trump count on you, Bob?

Contribute $5 or more before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to renew your Official 2020 Sustaining Membership and let President Trump know you’re with him in 2020. >>
​​​​​​
Your Sustaining Member contribution goes directly toward helping President Trump win in 2020 and continue his hard work to Keep America Great.

We’re sending President Trump an updated list of Sustaining Members tomorrow. Make sure he sees YOUR name at the top of that list.

Please contribute $5 or more before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to ensure that President Trump sees your name on the list of 2020 Sustaining Members.

Thank you,

Team Trump 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 16 February 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

Is “the President himself would be disappointed to not see your name on the list” a common fundraising tactic?

frogbs, Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

Probably, although his disappointment would be buried in the tiny pang of disappointment he felt when someone verbally summarized the monthly report on campaign fundraising and came to the item that mentioned that X number of people stopped being "Sustaining Members".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

"I'm not saying anyone is expecting drone strikes if you don't re-up your membership but I'm also not saying it's impossible."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

i havent novichoked you, but it would be totally my right to do it as Preznit, plenty of countries support this practice.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

so Air Force One buzzed the Daytona 500

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 February 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

Sadly Trump wasn't pushed out

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 23:11 (five years ago)

President Trump wanted us to reach out and ask you why that was, Bob.

“ITS NOT GREAT BOB”

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 16 February 2020 23:43 (five years ago)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, BOB?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 17 February 2020 00:00 (five years ago)

Seems significant:

Federal judges' association calls emergency meeting after DOJ intervenes in case of Trump ally Roger Stone

tetragrammaton in vain (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 01:31 (five years ago)

only if you care. those judges have no power over Trump, so he will just tweet bad things about them and use it to ask his base for more money, because it's so unfair.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 01:50 (five years ago)

"Zuckerberg appears to be engaged in some kind of mutual assistance arrangement with Donald Trump that will help him to get re-elected," says George Soros in a pointed letter to the FT. He has a point...https://t.co/J84gQ7W16c

— Edward Luce (@EdwardGLuce) February 18, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

Soros going against Zuckerberg would really break the antisemitic conspiracy theorists' brains if they weren't already broken

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:17 (five years ago)

unrelated Q: would it be annoying to also have a rolling 2020 non-presidential election thread (i.e. for Senate/House/State races?)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

NO

too many goddamn threads. I've wanted to bury the fucking Bloomberg thread in eight tons of concrete.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:27 (five years ago)

i would like that but maybe it is time for a separate politics board...

(i feel like this may have been broached in the past? but i have no idea where ilx folks came down on it)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

0bv there's no "Politics" board so

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

xxxp the narrative

2016: fake news
2020: fake jews

mh, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

maybe it is time for a separate politics board

strongly agree, might i suggest reddit or styleforum.net

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

strongly disagree, wtf difference would it make beyond requiring an extra click

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

that's what they said about the fleshlight

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:42 (five years ago)

turn on your fleshlight

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:43 (five years ago)

i was under the impression that minimizing the number of unique areas that we talk about US politics was a good thing, but hey, let's create a politics board and make sure to create ten mini-threads on micro topics.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

i already frequently have difficulty remembering if we talked about this thing in Thread A or Thread B

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:46 (five years ago)

I guess you can file this one under getting pay back on an election year.

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/2020/02/14/mitch-mcconnell-celebrated-key-securing-army-hq-fort-knox/4754106002/

earlnash, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 04:32 (five years ago)

CNBC reports:

President Donald Trump has issued a pardon of Michael Milken, the former junk bond king who became a face of the insider trading financial scandals of the 1980s.

Trump cited the “incredible job” that Milken has done supporting cancer research since his conviction for racketeering and securities fraud.

Milken, 73, originally was sentenced to 10 years in prison for his crimes while heading the bond department at the investment bank Drexel Burnham Lambert, and fined $600 million.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

gee wonder why he is suddenly pardoning a bunch of white collar criminals

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

xpost, I feel like all the politics threads need to be locked for 48 hours. I used to read all of them in their entirety but there is so much chum on them now.

Yerac, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

Trump pardons are like when the Joker releases all the criminals from Arkham Asylum

akm, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

Well here's to hoping they result in the same degree of street justice.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

he should pardon Avenatti

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 20:34 (five years ago)

the pardons on Trump's final day in office will be hilarious

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

aaaand the only white collar felon in jail in 2022 is...DONALD J. TRUMP MIWIONAIRE

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 21:15 (five years ago)

The facts are just washing over us with numbness, as intended, but it's worth taking a second to try and remember that three years ago it wasn't normal to pardon convicted criminals because you repeatedly saw them on Fox News asking for pardons, or they gave you hundreds of thousands of $ in a couple of months.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 04:51 (five years ago)

Totally missed that Trump commuted Rod Blagojevich's sentence. Motherfucker's on a roll, huh.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 13:11 (five years ago)

Good morning!!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

for someone so convinced the democrats are crooks he seems to have no problem with the one who is demonstrably a crook

akm, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 13:53 (five years ago)

Saw that ol' Blago now referring to himself as a 'Trumpocrat'.

People are just so fucking gross.

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 13:57 (five years ago)

Blago was on the Apprentice. Trump said some weird thing about how he admired him because he knew people who gave up and curled up under their desks when faced with less.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

don't do your job, or you might lose your job

A top Defense Department official who internally raised concerns about freezing military aid to Ukraine has been asked by his national security superiors to resign and is stepping down.

Under Secretary of Defense for Policy at the Pentagon John Rood authored emails pushing for the aid to be released, according to CNN.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

those national security advisers are spineless fucks

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

sorry, national security "superiors"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:24 (five years ago)

imagine that it's five to ten years and a time hole rips through a cumulus and delivers this news from a random day in the distant year of 2020:

The suggestions of resignation came at the end of a day when the president asserted his dominance over a justice system that had long sought to insulate itself from political pressures. Calling himself “the chief law enforcement officer of the country,” Mr. Trump demanded a new trial for Mr. Stone, urged federal judges to address the “tremendous” abuse of the special counsel investigation of his campaign and bypassed the traditional pardon process to grant clemency to celebrity convicts recommended by his friends, allies and political donors.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

Never before have I witnessed a person so driven by making people who already hated him deeply yesterday hate him even more today. Like you'd think we'd reach a saturation point where our collective hate waves would finally melt him down or something. That's science, right?

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

can't wait to vote. i'm going to vote ten times!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

Calling himself “the chief law enforcement officer of the country,” Mr. Trump demanded a new trial

The judiciary is a separate branch of government from law enforcement. This is why.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

It's almost like he's taking cues from Tim Heidecker's On Cinema universe character now instead of the other way around.

Evan, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

my state legislature is busy trying to curtail the power of the state supreme court

yelling about checks and balances in the street right now tbh

mh, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

It's almost like he's taking cues from Tim Heidecker's On Cinema universe character now instead of the other way around.

Can't wait to see the Trump equivalent of Dekkar. Something country-flavored?

blatherskite, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

Calling himself “the chief law enforcement officer of the country,” Mr. Trump demanded a new trial

what's sad is that the real quote was “I’m allowed to be totally involved. I’m actually, I guess, the chief law enforcement officer of the country.”

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

fall debate response: "guess again"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

Axiom literally donating his hand to Tim and Tim subsequently dismantling Dekkar was a pretty Trumpy thing to do now that I think about it

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

the only only only person who could probly legit ruin trump is putin, but he’s got no motive tbh.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

If it's looking like a big Trump loss this fall, I could see him cutting the puppet strings, revealing loads of kompromat and laughing "SUCKERZZZZZ" to rub US noses in its own mess. Maybe I'm just fantasizing.

Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

my fantasies usually involve him being run over by the same car 30 or 40 times

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:07 (five years ago)

let other cars have a chance

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

Given a Putin goal is to remove the US from sole superpower status through encouraging internal fracturing and destabilizing alliances, he has little reason not to surreptitiously dump info about Trump's puppet strings, after a reelection.

At any rate, evidently some in the FBI are following up on forensicnews.net's reporting on Trump Org's financing from Gazprombank via DeutscheBank (even if mainstream media is avoiding the subject). It'll all come out eventually, so Putin may just time it to cause maximum damage to the US.

tetragrammaton in vain (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

40 months in jail for Stone, but will probably be more like 9 when Trump pardons him

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

The nonpartisan election forecaster Sabato’s Crystal Ball shifted its rating of the Colorado Senate race to “leans Democratic” from a “toss-up” on Thursday.

The rating switch comes as recent polling has shown Colorado voters are more disapproving of Sen. Cory Gardner (R-Colo.) than they are of President Trump.

Sabato’s Crystal Ball cited polling in the state, noting polls in Colorado have been sparse and that the GOP senator is in a tough spot, risking losing some of his own base voters if he criticizes Trump.

Just 37 percent of Colorado voters approve of Gardner, and 48 percent said they disapprove of him, according to a poll from Global Strategy Group conducted between Jan. 31 and Feb. 4.

The same poll found 44 percent of Colorado voters approve of Trump and 56 percent disapprove of the president.

Trump’s approval was also stronger than Gardner among “very conservative” and “not very conservative” Republicans, although both men had the overwhelming support from this group, according to the poll which surveyed 818 registered voters.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

I forget the difference between "leans" and "toss-up," which to me are virtually synonymous. Does this mean Colorado looks worse for Dems as a blue pickup in the prez election?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:17 (five years ago)

No, it looks better. It's leaning toward a Democratic pickup.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:17 (five years ago)

oops sorry -- missed "from" in first line. Carry on.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:18 (five years ago)

37% approval rating doesn't bode well for Gardner's re-election prospects.

Collins currently pulling a similar 42% (with a 52% negative rating - the highest in the country, even above McConnell)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:21 (five years ago)

possibly tied with Susan fucking Collins, who was also at 52% negative in January (source: one of the early paragraphs in this piece on why susan fucking collins sucks so badly which was posted on ILX earlier that I'm still working through)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

Hard to believe she even polls that high. McConnell is evil incarnate but he at least gets things done, like yeah everyone really hated Barry Bonds because he was a cheater and a jerk but you sure as hell wanted him on your team. I can't imagine who would be satisfied with the job Collins is doing, her constant "I'm extremely concerned about this but have no choice but to vote against my conscience" stance besides maybe like Joe Scarborough

frogbs, Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

you should read that article, it's good (https://www.thecut.com/2020/02/susan-collins-moderate-legacy-trump.html)

among the things i've learned is that not that along ago she was actually once very popular, with the highest approval ratings in the senate other than bernie sanders

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

i may note these facts on my highly anticipated website susancollins2020.com, for which i've still made absolutely nothing

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

imo go full rotten.com on it

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

never do that, it's not worth the cost to your soul

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

i want to do something that singlehandedly destroys her chances. i want to be like elizabeth warren to bloomberg last night

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

write a diss track

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

i feel like nathan fielder should just do this

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

Intelligence officials warned House lawmakers last week that Russia was interfering in the 2020 campaign to try to get President Trump re-elected, five people familiar with the matter said, in a disclosure that angered Mr. Trump, who complained that Democrats would use it against him.

The day after the Feb. 13 briefing to lawmakers, Mr. Trump berated Joseph Maguire, the outgoing acting director of national intelligence, for allowing it to take place, people familiar with the exchange said. Mr. Trump cited the presence in the briefing of Representative Adam B. Schiff, the California Democrat who led the impeachment proceedings against him, as a particular irritant.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/20/us/politics/russian-interference-trump-democrats.html

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 February 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

holy shit, russia is interfering in the 2020 elections? that can't be right...trump directly asked Putin if russia interfered in 2016, and Putin said they didn't! what am i missing!?!?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

oh well!

*stares blankly*

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

cool headline on my homepage, "Trump fears Dems will exploit report on Russian meddling", so the story isn't about the fact that a foreign power is (again) trying to fuck with our elections, but rather, as always, "how does Trump feel about all this?"

frogbs, Friday, 21 February 2020 04:05 (five years ago)

I'm so sorry he feews bad

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 04:06 (five years ago)

I sure hopes him doesn't get a tummy ache and shit himself to deaf!

Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 February 2020 04:45 (five years ago)

look vladdy daddy told him it wernt no thing, and he could see no reason it would be a thing, so...

it’s over, LOSERS! *slams locker*

^my unfunny there reflects my feeling that this while bullshit is acted out like a shitty john hughes hs scene.

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 21 February 2020 14:54 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/pCA0JYr.jpg

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:44 (five years ago)

we're in that age of journalism where you have to read the headlines in a sarcastic voice in order for them to make sense

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

huge if true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrP6U6JjAUg

frogbs, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

Pareene:

Democrats are furious that a shady conservative PAC has begun spending money to boost the candidacy of a liberal candidate (Erica Smith) in the Democratic primary for North Carolina’s upcoming Senate election over the more moderate front-runner. ...

It would be one thing if Smith were a kook—a Vermin Supreme–style stunt candidate or a LaRouche follower or a libertarian—but from what little I know about her, she seems to be a very normal state politician. She is in her third term, she has been an engineer and an educator, and she lists endorsements from seemingly normal Democratic politicians on her website. I see no obvious red flags—except that, apparently, she has less access to the Democratic fundraising network than Cunningham....

In other words, Cunningham is a product of the Democratic candidate-selection machine that above all values the “right” biographical details (moderates with military backgrounds are ideal), along with the ability to pass what the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee calls the “Rolodex” test (candidates are asked to go through their phone contacts and add up how much money they could raise from everyone in it). Smith clearly failed the Rolodex test.

https://newrepublic.com/article/156629/gops-silly-attempt-boost-liberal-democrat

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

I personally think it's great that Mitch McConnell's shady conservative super PAC is running attack ads against a Democrat in North Carolina.

Guess Pareene's due diligence ("what little I know about her") didn't include noting that Smith has denounced the ads.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 21 February 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

that doesnt matter if it doesnt matter

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

good spring, summer, fall, and night, this is going to be a shitshow

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:07 (five years ago)

i see the Clintonite Homo blog chorus is unanimously asking Sanders to drop out

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

it's going to bring out the most idiotic responses from all sides. bernie's supporters will be constantly accused of being russian plants, and his own supporters might being fighting internally as they try to identify them. meanwhile conservatives get to tell themselves a new story: sure, russia wants to help trump. both they want to help democrats too. both sides, not just trump

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

sorry, imagine those sentences with fewer typos and more insight

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

re the bernie brief, well yeah

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

Fuck this. It’s a ploy to kneecap him—leaking the brief to the press so they can report on it.

People support Bernie because they have seen family members crushed by medical debt and student loans. Or they got dicked over in the financial crisis when they mortgge tripled overnight. He is not a random outsider who serves only to disrupt the system like Trump—he’s offering solutions to problems that have been roundly ignored for decades

treeship., Friday, 21 February 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

yes fuck this shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

Putin just wants everyone suspicious, frightened, confused and fighting with everyone else over what the truth even is.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed, particularly in America

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

Aimless otm. inasmuch as Bernie interest is in disrupting the system and Putin's interest is in fomenting dissent, Russia promoting both him and Trump makes perfect sense.

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

er not dissent, more like confusion

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

I dont care at all what putin wants. Its such a dumb obsession.

treeship., Friday, 21 February 2020 22:37 (five years ago)

I dont care at all what putin wants

lol ok

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

I’ve been thinking about drafting a facebook post — because it‘s really only relevant to facebook — advising friends about how to spot questionable groups/sources because a few who are less online keep reposting liberal content mill crap.

Key signs: most of the content is sourced from other sites or memes, the profile links to a website with spurious content and “petitions” that seem to be the same form as their “sign up for our email newsletter” form, and a handful of other indicators that there’s nothing of substance there.

I expect most of these pages to flip to selling diet plans when the politics grift gets old

mh, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

I think linking a totally normal presidential campaign to russian spies sows confusion

treeship., Friday, 21 February 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

Putin wants some prime shoreline and oil priced in rubles and not euros or us dollars iirc

mh, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

the eternal dream of warm-sea ports

mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

sounds idyllic tbh

mh, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

iirc it's long been an iowan strategic priority as well

mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

we’re busy spitefully ruining the mississippi delta by dumping nitrogen in the river

mh, Friday, 21 February 2020 23:15 (five years ago)

Typically good piece by David Roth, here on how reactions to both Trump and Sanders highlight the institutional failures of both the GOP and the Democratic party establishment.

https://newrepublic.com/article/156639/bernie-sanders-no-donald-trump

A similar transparency is fundamental to Sanders’s pitch; he pushes for the ambitious policy goals that Democrats have long claimed to want but leaves out the signature Democratic caveat that those things are of course impossible and anyway must be negotiated with an opposition that is by now quite open about not just its unwillingness to do any such thing but its belief that the Democrats are inherently illegitimate. Again, this only looks like a parallel where the candidates are concerned—Sanders deals in the universal “us,” where Trump governs by pointing to increasingly large tranches of Americans and sneering “not you.”

From the perspective of the institutional parties and their aligned media organizations, though, the parallel is cleaner. People who have made their living by defining and describing the scope and scale of the possible naturally resent being challenged on that sort of thing; party insiders, just by dint of their vantage point, do not take kindly to the sudden presence of uninvited masses. In nominating and then electing Trump, Republicans made obvious the extent to which they were no longer playing what one side persists in thinking is a gentleman’s game. The president oversees prisons with children in them and often “jokes” about remaining in office for the rest of his natural life. Only one side of that once-polite binary is even alarmed by this. It’s somehow the same one that keeps playing as if the old rules were still in effect.

Acronym—the well-capitalized, well-connected, deliberately opaque “venture-style” outfit headlined by veteran Democratic campaign types that built the busted app that helped turn the Iowa caucuses into a tragicomic shitshow—is precisely the sort of failure that would result from a political establishment disappearing up its own metaphorical ass. Whether that organization is deliberately scammy or just a low-utility gambit executed with slapstick amateurism is, at some point, immaterial.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:14 (five years ago)

sorry, imagine those sentences with fewer typos and more insight

Nu borad description

Edgar Allan PoMo (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:19 (five years ago)

Did we already cover this?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-prosecutors-lay-out-case-against-julian-assange-extradition-n1141366

Assange’s legal team insists the American case against him is politically motivated. His lawyers say they will present evidence that the Australian was offered a pardon by the Trump administration if he agreed to say Russia wasn't involved in leaking Democratic National Committee emails that were published by WikiLeaks during the 2016 U.S. election campaign.

Assange’s lawyers say the offer was made in August 2017 by then-Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who claimed to be acting on behalf of President Donald Trump.

The White House has called the claim “a complete fabrication and a total lie.” Rohrabacher acknowledges discussing the Democrat leak with Assange, but denies offering a pardon from the president.

epistantophus, Sunday, 23 February 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

Rohrabacher acknowledges discussing the Democrat leak with Assange, but denies offering a pardon from the president, saying "I was very careful to make no explicit offer of a pardon; all I did was drop a few broad hints and wink at him vigorously."

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 February 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CloudyNegligibleBergerpicard-small.gif

"That Pam Anderson, she's a real goer, isn't she?"

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 February 2020 18:41 (five years ago)

the Democrat leak

It drives me bonkers that mainstream news organizations have picked up this garbage verbal tic.

epistantophus, Sunday, 23 February 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

Ginni Thomas unleashed!

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/clarence-thomas-wife-among-conservative-activists-leading-trump-efforts-to-compile-deep-state-hit-list

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

Clarence and Ginni seem like a well-matched couple. I'd wonder what their dinner conversation sounds like, if I thought Clarence ever said anything.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

"Is that a ..."

Nah, I won't.

nickn, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

Ginny dressed like this once:

https://cdn.talkingpointsmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ml28atfg8ybgtsi8me6l.jpg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:42 (five years ago)

Ginni Thomas unleashed!

unleashed, muzzled, brought to curb

let's neuter all this dog talk!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

oh

#SCOTUS rules 5-4 in Hernandez v. Mesa that the family of a Mexican teenager who was killed by a U.S. Border Patrol agent in a cross-border shooting cannot sue the agent for damages under the U.S. Constitution

— SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog) February 25, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

Clarence Thomas and Gorsuch both additionally called to remove the right from individuals to sue federal officers for civil rights violations at all, let alone for murder.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

cool stuff

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

Speaking publicly against the Patriot Act could have a significant impact at a time Democrats are still acquiescing to a George W. Bush-era policy that has been in place for nearly 20 years. Last November, Democrats voted overwhelmingly for a measure granting a three-month extension of the three Patriot Act provisions, included in a House resolution to prevent a government shutdown, infuriating civil rights activists. Only 10 Democrats in the House voted against the reauthorization, among them Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.), Ilhan Omar (Minn.), Ayanna Pressley (Mass.) and Rashida Tlaib (Mich.), known as “the squad.” But Congressional Progressive Caucus (CPC) co-chairs Reps. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.) and Mark Pocan (D-Wisc.), and vice chairs, Reps. Ro Khanna (Calif.) and Barbara Lee (Calif.), all voted for it. (Neither Sanders, Warren nor Klobuchar were present for the Senate vote.)

http://inthesetimes.com/article/22326/bernie-sanders-patriot-act-safeguarding-americans-private-security-records

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

speaking of jurisprudence

The question was "do you think justice was served in the Harvey Weinstein case?" This was Trump's full answer. pic.twitter.com/vyF3f1a5Lw

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 25, 2020

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

The phrase that keeps bubbling up lately starts with 'once all legal means have been exhausted, then ___' but the blank at the end is escaping me atm. I'm sure it'll come to me.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

Very interesting article from Rachel Bitecofer, the political scientist/analyst who says there are basically no independent voters:

Hate is on the Ballot

My forecasting model for the 2018 midterms predicted an enormous Democratic wave in the House, mostly by focusing on a dynamic known in political-science circles as negative partisanship. The idea behind negative partisanship is simple, harking back to Henry Adams’s definition of politics as the “organization of hatreds.” The determination to vote out the opposition—and the broader trend of acute polarization within the American political system—has altered virtually every facet of our political life. Negative partisanship is affecting the behavior of voters and reshaping the voting coalitions aligned behind each major party.

...

Against this backdrop of roiling cultural upheaval, our politics has remained rigidly binary—and indeed has grown far more brittle over time. Partisans in this culture struggle have sorted themselves ideologically into two parties that are now devolving into bitterly opposed enemy factions in the 1860 model. In 2014, pollsters with the Pew Research Center found that 27 percent of Democrats and 36 percent of Republicans believed their partisan counterparts were a “threat to the well-being of the country.”

Now, just three years into the Trump era, and a whole new brand of negative partisan division, my survey finds that these indexes have skyrocketed. Seventy-one percent of Republicans and 55 percent of Democrats now regard the opposition party as a force that stokes baleful national decline. In a study of what they call “lethal mass partisanship,” political scientists Nathan P. Kalmoe and Lilliana Mason found that 15 percent of Republicans and 20 percent of Democrats agree that the country would be better off if a large number of opposing partisans in the public today “just died.”

...

Even though we commonly assume that independents make up roughly a third of the electorate, the pool of persuadable independents is actually quite small, just 7 percent of the total electorate, according to the Pew Research Center’s most recent analysis. This is because most independents admit to being “leaners”—bringing them into fairly reliable affiliation with the Republicans or the Democrats. Research shows these leaners think like, feel like—and, most important, vote like—“soft partisans.” In fact, many leaners are what political scientists Samara Klar and Yanna Krupnikov call “embarrassed” partisans—people too ashamed to admit their partisan dispositions even to themselves.

This dynamic leaves a quite small pool of “pure” independents truly open to persuasion, especially late in a campaign season. That’s especially the case after voters have been reminded why they vote for one party, and not the other, by a barrage of campaign appeals that key into their latent partisan dispositions.

...

To hear many Democratic leaders tell it, ignoring Trump was the secret to their success in 2018, but the voter file data suggests otherwise. Democratic gains, strong though they were, may actually have been handicapped by a strategy that failed to exploit the party’s best asset: the electorate’s angst about Trump. What’s more, the turnout of the Republican base was just as strong in these districts as in districts where candidates were more liberal and did talk about Trump. So the strategy of not rousing any partisan blowback in the general election doesn’t appear to have yielded the advantage of a suppressed opposition vote.

...

What do all these negative partisan trends portend for 2020? Even though most analysts continue to look at 2016 as a frame for 2020, that reflex bespeaks another failure to size up a dramatically shifting electorate. The complacent voting ranks of 2016 who believed (at the energetic prompting of polls and pundit forecasts) that Donald Trump could never be president have been replaced by the terrified electorate of 2020. These voters know all too well the hazards of granting great power to a figure like Trump and view the president as a Terminator-like political figure who simply can’t be stopped. After threading the 2016 Electoral College needle, Trump has acquired an almost mythic aura of invincibility for most people, election analysts included. And in some key ways, the unsettled character of this political moment—together with the structural inequities of the Electoral College and a battery of GOP-orchestrated voter suppression drives—has inoculated President Trump from political gravity. But as Andrew Yang would tell you, math matters, and Trump has a basic math problem. As the electorate is currently constituted, there are more potential Democratic voters out there than there are Republican, and not just in California. There are more in the Midwest and in the Sun Belt. There are so many more in Virginia and Colorado that both states have moved off the swing state map.

It's a long piece, but very much worth reading. As I keep saying around here, the Democratic candidate — any Democratic candidate — has a powerful weapon on their side going into November, and that's that 55-60% of the American public fucking hates Donald Trump.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 12:54 (five years ago)

Is it a variant on the piece you posted last month?

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/02/06/rachel-bitecofer-profile-election-forecasting-new-theory-108944

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 12:57 (five years ago)

Sort of, in the sense that the former was an interview with her, whereas this one is a long essay — with charts — analyzing the lessons of 2016 and 2018 (hint: the midterms did not happen for the reasons you think) and what they portend for 2020. (No predictions are forthcoming, no candidate endorsements are offered.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 13:08 (five years ago)

Thanks. I'm reading.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 13:10 (five years ago)

Trump seems to be misfiring on all cylinders this morning... https://t.co/AYThOIwJuS

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) February 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

a chocker

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:50 (five years ago)

choker presumably?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

chocking on my covfefe over here

mh, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

I mean yes just give him an opponent

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

quick reminder as we barrel toward a potential pandemic of the likes unseen in a generation that the president of the united states is more or less undeniably a raving moron who has severe difficulty spelling common english words.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

I'd forgotten. Thanks!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:23 (five years ago)

wait a second, the president doesn't even know wtf he's talking about!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:25 (five years ago)

today is the day Donald Trump became president

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

And the wormssss ate into his brain

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

That liberal media at work

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

It was a Project Veritas video. Of fucking course

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

"Any action that damages our reputation for fairness and impartiality or gives the appearance of compromising it harms ABC News and the individuals involved,” the network said in a statement. “David Wright has been suspended, and to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned away from political coverage when he returns.”

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

He committed the crime of being a living being that has opinions outside of work

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned
to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned
to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned
to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned
to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassigned

jmm, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:30 (five years ago)

After threading the 2016 Electoral College needle, Trump has acquired an almost mythic aura of invincibility for most people

wtf? I am the prototypical anguished white middle-aged Democrat and I don't think Trump is invincible at all, I think he was incredibly lucky to win once. He is very popular with declared Republicans but there just aren't that many declared Republicans. The House candidates he promoted lost in 2018 and he can lose too. I don't know anyone who thinks he can't lose; I also don't know anyone who at this point is stubborn enough to think he can't win.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

Xpost I hope ABC gets raked over the coals about this.

Let's face it. It's not that mainstream journalists like conservatives. They're just afraid of them.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

the only good news reporters are ones who don't have human empathy, and believe that financial crimes should be unfettered

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

Guessing the Veritas folks probably wanted and expected people to say "ignore them, they're liars" so the narrative would pivot to "oh, so you agree what he is quoted as saying is bad"

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

Trump has acquired an almost mythic aura of invincibility for most people

a lot of polls out indicating majority of Americans think Trump is going to win re-election. I think this is good for the Democrats, actually. Because fears like that will drive turnout.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

Project Veritas always struck me as very pynchonian org, from the name on up

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

That ABC thing is Disney corporate policy. I have a lefty friend that recently moved out to LA for an office job at the Mouse, and they straight-up told him he couldn't post political stuff on social media or he'd be fired.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

it doesn't sound like this was about social media though, right? it was a private conversation?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

so if Wright would have said that he considered himself a capitalist, that there should not be national health insurance, and that he was ok with the existing regulations on corporations and the wealth gap, it wouldn't have been a political statement and he would be fine?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

but if you express the opposite of those views, it is a political statement and you must be reassigned

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

“There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die,” Mr. Trump said about the outbreak at a news conference in India on Tuesday. https://t.co/vQpmSTaf5L

— Mike Forsythe 傅才德 (@PekingMike) February 26, 2020

March thread title confirmed

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

Fact-check: There is a 100% certainty everybody will die

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

allegedly

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

counterpoint: Millions Living Now Will Never Die

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

you hear it more and more

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

All of the people I know are not dead, he might be on to something.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:57 (five years ago)

shucks i ain't never talked to a man t'was dead in my life

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

we give this claim 4 pinocchios

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

The Trump administration is refusing to fund emergency preparations for a coronavirus pandemic until House Democrats agree to cut home heating aid for the poor by $37 million. https://t.co/hcdn3qOhd8

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) February 26, 2020

honestly how do you lose to this guy

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

so if Wright would have said that he considered himself a capitalist, that there should not be national health insurance, and that he was ok with the existing regulations on corporations and the wealth gap, it wouldn't have been a political statement and he would be fine?

^^^ this. It's only a matter of time before my Question Authority bumper sticker lands me in Guantanamo.

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

those tax and spend democrats just want to waste us taxpayers money on (checks notes) preventing the spread of a potential global pandemic

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

Biggest cuts in HHS plan to transfer $ to coronavirus response:
- $37.4 million: Low Income Home Energy Assistance
- $12.3 million: National Cancer Institute
- $7.5 million: Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services program management
- $7.3 million: National Institute on Aging

— Jack Fitzpatrick (@jackfitzdc) February 25, 2020

lmao targeted directly at boomers

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

Nicole Bitecofer is the new Nate Silver

many xps

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Wednesday said she would be comfortable with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) as the Democratic presidential nominee in November.

The congresswoman was asked the question as she was leaving a closed-door meeting in the House basement Wednesday morning.

She replied with one word: "Yes."

Other congressional Democrats have balked at the idea of Sanders, a longtime independent and self-proclaimed democratic socialist, being the party's nominee in the general election.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

Boom.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Did Morbs' head just explode?

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:38 (five years ago)

is that news? what the hell else wd she say

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

she could've expressed "nervousness" like various other Senators and Dem party apparatchiks (Rahm Emmanuel, etc.) have

BUT

Pelosi is a) better at counting votes/reading polls than anybody else in the federal gov't and b) doesn't give a fuck about Senate "comity" or "perogatives" or whatever else worries the Dem Senate caucus

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

She could shriek "GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well okay sure"

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

I'm pretty sure Morbz could imagine some other things she could've said lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

It also means she's ensuring -- as is there's any doubt -- that there will be no "brokered" convention.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

I know the Dems have pretty bad political instincts but even they know that if Bernie keeps up these margins and the DNC still finds a way to give the nom to Bloomberg they'll be signing their own suicide pact

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:55 (five years ago)

most of them know it even if the donors don't

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

It's very unsurprising, the issue has never seemed to be with elected Democrats (who he's worked with amicably for 30 years) but the consultant/donor class.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

the 'donor class' i meant xp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

but Hillz said nobody liked him!

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

the donut class also isn't fond of Bernie

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

If Sanders take the nomination I'd bet money his VP pick is someone that will mollify the "centrists" and rally the African American community, and the best bet there is Stacey Abrams.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

Trump to have news conference on coronavirus, which says to me the White House is worried despite his tweets to the contrary.

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

the DNC still finds a way to give the nom to Bloomberg

Never happen. They'd give it to Marianne Williamson first. They're tolerating him 'cause he's rich as fuck, but they'd go straight to Biden, convinced that if the public just got to know ol' Joe a little better, they'd come around.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

imagining the prospect of voting for a billionaire whose catchphrase was "you're fired" vs a billionaire who wants to be referred to as "the boss"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

Bloomberg is trying to sell "You're fired" memorabilia right now too. obviously to use Trump's catchphrase against him but it really has the effect of making him seem even more like Dem Trump

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

we don't love dem trumps

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

Ds up, hoes down

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

I'd bet a few dollars that this press conference today is going to be a larf, with CDC officials directly contradicting Trump if they get a chance to speak at all.

Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

the last time trump had an opportunity to show leadership in a public health crisis, he drew an extra part of a hurricane zone onto Alabama with sharpie, just because he wanted it to be true

his every instinct is wrong

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

Hey guys, did you know thousands of people die from flu every year? So this Caronavirus is basically nbd!

Boy oh boy do I ever want him to contract and succumb to this shit.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

Oh and Pence is in charge of Caronavirus so we can breathe easy. At least until we are inevitably infected with Caronavirus.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

These are the first words I've heard from Pence in probably two years.

clemenza, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

Well! The House passed its anti-lynching bill 410-4 a hundred years after it was first proposed.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

The Senate version, written by Kamala Harris and Tim Scott, passed unanimously last year. After reconciliation, it heads to the Trump White House for his signature. I doubt very much he wouldn't in an election year when he still postures as a president who's done wonders for POC.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

lol this 5-point plan sucks

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

principled conservative justin amash was one of the four

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:00 (five years ago)

I'm assuming Pence is in charge of the government's anti-coronavirus efforts because when Trump looked up from his desk, Jared Kushner was not in his immediate field of vision.

Official US government anti-coronavirus prayer cloths, specially blessed by Jim Bakker, will be on sale to Trump donors starting tomorrow, and to everyone else two weeks from now.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:03 (five years ago)

the response to the coronavirus will be an 'offshoot of the Indiana model' of mike pence

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:04 (five years ago)

they have no fucking idea what they're doing. this is incredibly unimpressive

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

As an emergency provision, medicare for all should be instituted on a permanent basis

treeship., Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:07 (five years ago)

it sounds a lot like they're just outsourcing responsibility to state government

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:07 (five years ago)

that concerns me because my state, maryland, has one of the dumbest governors in the nation

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

Good thing you've got Pence stepping in with the assist, then.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:12 (five years ago)

When all else fails, stare blankly until the day is over

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:39 (five years ago)

I have the perfect opening to a film:

-Sixty seconds of that press conference (really, any sixty seconds will do) with kind of this unnerving tone rising in the background
-Screen goes black, then 'ONE YEAR LATER' in stark white text
-Smash cut, slow pan across abandoned, trash-strewn streets, stopping on a skeleton in a state of repose

Should work equally well for any post-apocalyptic thriller you have in mind, really.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

If you set it in Ocala, FL, you could start shooting today

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:53 (five years ago)

harbl... your governor has some competition

mh, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:53 (five years ago)

gotta come up with a snappy nickname tying Cornovirus to the Trump admin, the way the right did when they blamed every single instance of Ebola on Obama, e.g., "Obola"

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:08 (five years ago)

covfefe-19

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:14 (five years ago)

so, he put pence in charge.

shows what i know. i assumed that whoever led the effort (up until now, Azar?) would be getting fired eventually, taking the fall for incompetence, past and future. so when there were murmurs that trump was choosing a czar, i figured it would be the kiss of death for whoever was chosen. but pence? ooooooook

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

it bears mention that pence is...not a public health expert

As governor, Pence’s science denial contributed to one of the worst HIV outbreaks in Indiana’s history.

He is not a medical doctor. He is not a health expert. He is not qualified nor positioned in any way to protect our public health.
https://t.co/1jVY44p2HF

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 27, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

want to hear some dumb galaxy brain shit? what if the thinking is that either A) the lethality of coronavirus is at least somewhat mitigated in the US and Pence is a national hero who many are saying would have a terrifying giant statue in many countries, or B) he will fail and the evil left will rise to burn him and cancel him and hate him, but then trump will stand by his silent man pence through all the very unfair insults, and the evangelical vote will be secure once and for all

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:03 (five years ago)

what if there’s no thinking

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:09 (five years ago)

i think that's gotta be it. he just doesn't get that there is a serious risk of failure here

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

so we are literally gonna be told to pray the coronavirus away

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:28 (five years ago)

I rate there's a high chance that prayer will be invoked, approved and explicitly encouraged by Vice President Pence. It's efficacy will be implied, but only where the supplicant's faith is sufficiently strong and directed toward the correct deity.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

I heard that kids are for some reason less susceptible to this, maybe silver lining is it knocks out some of these dummy 45+ voters

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

present company and myself excluded

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:35 (five years ago)

but let's hope CORONAVIRUS only kills the bad olds and not Bernie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lumen (esby), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:54 (five years ago)

Guys, there's only fifteen (+/- 40?) people with this thing in the US. It's getting smaller, not bigger. Just wash your hands, avoid touching handrails, bada bing bada boom, crisis averted. Not even a crisis, don't even say the word crisis, it's the opposite of a crisis. A smile-sis, perhaps. Hope for the best, the stock market will be fine! Probably! Or whatever!

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 February 2020 03:00 (five years ago)

Xpost just stfu ya mook

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 February 2020 03:20 (five years ago)

what if Pence got the virus

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2020 03:36 (five years ago)

mother would not be pleased

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 03:36 (five years ago)

If Pence got the virus he would pray humbly for a full recovery, and God would mercifully provide him with the finest possible medical treatment available at Walter Reed Army Hospital.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 February 2020 04:06 (five years ago)

Given transmission in the non-symptomatic infected, decent chance COVID19 will become the fifth endemic human coronavirus, with 40-70% eventually exposed before acquired and herd immunity sets in.

Politicians are at rather high risk due to travel and campaign events. The Chinese experience is 15% mortality in those over 80, 8% in those 70-79. Perhaps more important, given the many weeks' long recovery, infected candidates could be forced to drop out. Maybe some crazy infection driven lottery out there this season.

If Pence really fucks up, and the underfunded CDC are overwhelmed, the US epidemic could resemble the current Iranian one. Conservatives downplayed the outbreak, claiming liberal party alarmists were trying to suppress turnout in the 21 Feb legislative elections (cue Limbaugh saying similar things). Now the health minister and at least one PM are sick. News and reported medical statistics are especially sketchy from Iran (perhaps Indonesia as well).

Save us, Covid19 (Sanpaku), Thursday, 27 February 2020 04:46 (five years ago)

(Ok this is the pettiest bs ever but Walter Reed hasn't been an Army hospital for some time; it moved to (and merged with) Bethesda Naval Hospital.

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 February 2020 05:36 (five years ago)

Rushbo is on the case, I hope his last

https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2020/02/24/overhyped-coronavirus-weaponized-against-trump/

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:46 (five years ago)

may he live long enough to be immunocompromised to a permanent end by coronovirus

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:52 (five years ago)

Surely we can find at least one person afflicted with coronavirus who will be willing to spit into Rush Limbaugh's mouth so we can at last put to bed the notion that this is any big deal.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:59 (five years ago)

good morning!!!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2020 13:09 (five years ago)

49% job approval? That can't be right.

http://news.gallup.com/interactives/185273/presidential-job-approval-center.aspx

clemenza, Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

lol at the 7% of Democrats approving of Trump.

That's over 3 million people.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

Gallup has pretty consistently been on the high-end for trump in recent months

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

That's from the 2/3 - 2/16 poll. I don't think they've run a new once since

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

This may be a controversial opinion, I know, but it's my contention that anyone who self-identifies as a democrat and evinces support for Trump's job performance should be immediately muzzled and chained to a radiator. For their own good as much as the good of others.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

hmm, that's my particular kink but I can't justify voicing support for Trump to get what I want

mh, Thursday, 27 February 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

"Working Hard And Very Smart"

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 February 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

Heckuva job, Pencey

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 February 2020 01:39 (five years ago)

'starting to look really good' does he have some other stock market he looks at because the one everyone else looks at most assuredly did not look anything remotely close to 'really good' today

akm, Friday, 28 February 2020 03:39 (five years ago)

it's from three days ago (still idiotic ofc)

symsymsym, Friday, 28 February 2020 03:40 (five years ago)

here’s a current one, getting down to the serious issues


So, the Coronavirus, which started in China and spread to various countries throughout the world, but very slowly in the U.S. because President Trump closed our border, and ended flights, VERY EARLY, is now being blamed, by the Do Nothing Democrats, to be the fault of “Trump”.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 28, 2020

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 28 February 2020 10:30 (five years ago)

does this guy ever stop whining?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 February 2020 11:16 (five years ago)

“Trump”

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 28 February 2020 11:17 (five years ago)

there’s a global pandemic and he’s worried about what democrats saying about him

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 February 2020 11:28 (five years ago)

Snowflake-in-Chief is a full-time job.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 28 February 2020 11:37 (five years ago)

Such a fucking bitch ass

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 28 February 2020 12:05 (five years ago)

Multi-day sleep deprivation - the key to wise governance and general lucidity.

Mulvaney says Trump didn't sleep on flight home from India, then didn't sleep at all during the day before his Coronavirus press conference.

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) February 28, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

did anyone notice a difference though?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

lol exactly how can you tell

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

haha this is the ideal situation for a germophobe to be president in, i hope he never sleeps again

j., Friday, 28 February 2020 15:27 (five years ago)

Someone put a Filet o Fish in his mouth.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:31 (five years ago)

hard to imagine anyone more susceptible than these Dem candidates right now, several flights a day with all the crowds and handshaking (+ their generally advanced age)

wonder what kind of campaigning we're going to have in three or four months

otoh maybe this will put an end to Trump rallies

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:37 (five years ago)

lol this will absolutely not stop Trump rallies, half the people who attend those believe Coronavirus is a deep state plot to make the President look bad

frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

maybe for the best, actually

anyway we're talking about a guy who runs screaming at the sight of blood and bathes in Purell, is *he* going to show up?

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

half the people who attend those believe Coronavirus is a deep state plot to make the President look bad a Mexican beer

https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans-are-avoiding-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-survey-finds/

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

There was also some confusion as 16 percent of those surveyed said they were not sure whether the virus is related to Corona beer.

mh, Friday, 28 February 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

and 15% were POSITIVE it was related to corona beer

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

this is like 2003 when no one would go to a Peter Sarsgaard movie

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

ah the New York Post

brimstead, Friday, 28 February 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

the drinking of Corona by South Florida tourists is a virus.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:00 (five years ago)

The spread of the coronavirus couldn’t have come at a worse time for Constellation, which is spending $40 million to launch its new Corona-branded hard seltzer.

Part of the promotion includes a sponsored tweet that has sparked criticism for using the phrase “coming ashore soon.”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

https://presswatchers.org/2020/02/big-media-is-covering-up-trumps-terrifying-incoherence-in-a-time-of-emergency/

I don’t think it’s inevitable. It probably will. It possibly will. It could be at a very small level or it could be at a larger level. Whatever happens, we’re totally prepared. We have the best people in the world. You see that from the study. We have the best prepared people, the best people in the world. Congress is willing to give us much more than we’re even asking for. That’s nice for a change. But we are totally ready, willing, and able to — it’s a term that we use, it’s “ready, willing, and able.” It’s going to be very well under control. Now, it may get bigger. It may get a little bigger. It may not get bigger at all. We’ll see what happens. But regardless of what happens, we’re totally prepared... View this the same as the flu. When somebody sneezes, I mean, I try and bail out as much as possible when there’s sneezing. I had a man come up to me a week ago, I hadn’t seen him in a long time, and I said, “How you doing?” He said, “Fine, fine,” he hugged me, kissed me. I said, “Are you well?” He says “No.” He said, “I have the worst fever and the worst flu.” And he’s hugging and kissing me. So I said, excuse me, I went out and started washing my hands. So you have to do that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:24 (five years ago)

and I said, “How you doing?” He said, “Fine, fine, sir” he hugged me, kissed me.

fixed

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:32 (five years ago)

I try and bail out

j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:32 (five years ago)

never forget

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room… they come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it’s all over their uniforms—they’re taking it, they’re swiping it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

Mike Huckabee says Trump "could personally sick the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean." pic.twitter.com/X7xbC5ebDz

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 28, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

now we know who was hugging and kissing Trump

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

someone tell Trump the bottom of the Pacific Ocean smells like coronavirus vaccine

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

someone tell Trump the bottom of the ocean is made out of well-done steak

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:02 (five years ago)

Put ketchup bottles down there too

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

The real world version of the Joker, like the dude in the high-security psychiatric hospital who fancies himself a stand-up comic but actually just sounds fucking batshit all the time, that's Huckabee. What a lugnut.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

Also let's just say it in case it needs to be vocalized: yes, Donald Trump, as the POTUS the fucking buck stops with you, you sniveling little bitch.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

it's a public responsibility this guy's in office. "the market" always crashes when republicans have the white house. how can enough people keep pretending not to notice that?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

I see that you wrote a post, and I understand what you're saying and nod my head vigorously in agreement while I'm reading it, but once I've reached the end I forget what I've just read and start chanting 'Trump! Trump! Trump!' It's weird!

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

life is weird

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

Jesus loves the little children
Just not yours
Fuck their feelings

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

Good news, everyone!

WaPo: Trump officials discuss tax cuts, other emergency measures in hopes of tackling coronavirus fallout

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

Trickle down vaccines

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 February 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

Maybe next time don’t vote for Iran sanctions, the “humanitarian” exemption was always bullshit as any anti-war activist could have told you. Sanctions are designed to kill and here, again, this is what they’ve done. https://t.co/kqTSGbLZqd

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) February 28, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

oooh burn

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:31 (five years ago)

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 29 February 2020 03:15 (five years ago)

they will be when we perfect this thing

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 February 2020 06:49 (five years ago)

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

... maybe that's the problem?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 29 February 2020 07:00 (five years ago)

WATCH: President Trump encourages South Carolina Republicans to vote for a Democratic presidential candidate in tomorrow's open primary.

He takes a poll: "Who the hell is easier to beat? Crazy Bernie or Sleepy Joe?" The crowd cheers.

"I don't know. I think Crazy Bernie has it." pic.twitter.com/hC1dD5IwRt

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) February 29, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 February 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

Trump trying to bring the conversation back to himself as usual

honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Saturday, 29 February 2020 14:54 (five years ago)

US Politics, March 2020 — There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die.

Miami weisse (WmC), Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:43 (five years ago)


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