Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

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Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:41 (six years ago)

Harvey Weinstein, positive

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

BOLSONAAAAAAAARO

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:43 (six years ago)

https://i.redd.it/3itwh42t0ao41.jpg

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

Kevin Durant +
Marcus Smart +
Rudy Gobert +

(NBA)

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

Wikipedia have this page now - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deaths_from_the_2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_pandemic

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:47 (six years ago)

Trudeau is in isolation because of his wife's positive test--I don't think he's tested positive himself, but with so much news I may have missed it.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:48 (six years ago)

Placido Domingo +
Rand Paul +

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:50 (six years ago)

4-3-3:
Daniele Rugani (DF)
Germán Pezzella (DF)
Timo Hübers (DF)
Omar Colley (DF)
Blaise Matuidi (MF)
Marouane Fellaini (MF)
Albin Ekdal (MF)
Paulo Dybala (F)
Patrick Cutrone (F)
Manolo Gabbiadini (F)
Callum Hudson-Odoi (rush goalie)

Manager: Mikel Arteta

akb23 (Matt #2), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:54 (six years ago)

beautiful

thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 March 2020 22:00 (six years ago)

there are unconfirmed from HM Prison Wakefield that Ian Watkins has tested positive for COVID 9.

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 22:24 (six years ago)

some secret service guy, positive and quarantined

Amy Klobuchar's husband, hospitalized

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:17 (six years ago)

Chef's kiss at Matt #2's post

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:19 (six years ago)

Yeah it didn't sink in yesterday, tbf they'll get a lot of time on the ball

I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:35 (six years ago)

Will Carroll, the drummer from Death Angel, is in the ICU with cv symptoms after returning from their European tour. Haven't seen any confirmation of a positive test, but...

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (six years ago)

now THIS one I will bookmark

sleeve, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

I hadn't heard about Domingo

DJP, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:07 (six years ago)

Manager: Mikel Arteta

Can upgrade to Fatih Terim now.

ShariVari, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:01 (six years ago)

move thread to ilf

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:02 (six years ago)

great revive

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 March 2020 22:30 (six years ago)

Mike Longo, Prominent Jazz Pianist Known For His Tenure with Dizzy Gillespie, Dies at 83

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 00:43 (six years ago)

RIP. Saw him a few months ago, not playing, but working the door at Baha’i Center like he always did, when they put were putting on some music.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:35 (six years ago)

Less than two months ago, Feb 4z

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:36 (six years ago)

Weinstein my first case of COVID schadenfreude.

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

Marc Almond, though seems like he's making his way through it

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FYVpiDEiK/?igshid=h5s18rw38ybk

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

As of a couple days ago, John Prine is in quarantine because his wife has it and his test results are indeterminate.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 04:34 (six years ago)

well shit on that

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 04:38 (six years ago)

Nashom Wooden / Mona Foot, drag star and member of The Ones has died after being diagnosed with COVID-19.

https://www.papermag.com/mona-foot-drag-legend-2645572884.html

Flawless remains one of the greatest singles of the era imo.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:34 (six years ago)

RIP Manu Dibango. :(

Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:56 (six years ago)

Natalie Horler from Cascada - insert your own 'evacuate the dancefloor' jokes.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:58 (six years ago)

Slim Thug tested positive.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 18:27 (six years ago)

Excellent playwright Terrence McNally:

Playwright Terrence McNally Dies Of Complications Due To Coronavirus https://t.co/WqPxwUNaw9 pic.twitter.com/LOwY4omFgn

— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) March 24, 2020

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 18:48 (six years ago)

Roots Music Titan Larry Campbell has tested positive.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:25 (six years ago)

...as has Jackson Browne

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 05:04 (six years ago)

Prince Charles!

consultant haste (gyac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:38 (six years ago)

Sure he has seen his parents in the last couple of weeks!

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (six years ago)

Boris Johnson, the buffoon who killed the queen.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (six years ago)

stop don’t make me appreciate boris johnson

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:50 (six years ago)

you can appreciate his head on its spike on Westminster Bridge if he manages to kill the queen.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:05 (six years ago)

C-C-C-C-COMBO

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:13 (six years ago)

I'M LOVING THIS RONA

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:22 (six years ago)

Kirstie Allsopp’s husband(?) got it, then they travelled to her second home in Devon where they infected her sister. Who then went to Scotland.

consultant haste (gyac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:23 (six years ago)

I saw that furore. Good to know it's not just the feckless poor who can contract the virus.

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:25 (six years ago)

Jackson Browne

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/25/entertainment/jackson-browne-coronavirus-trnd/index.html

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:57 (six years ago)

the guy who'd attended 1076 Charlton games in a row until now has died from this aged 38

the first time this has felt like the end of something tbh

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:06 (six years ago)

Sorry man :-(

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:14 (six years ago)

ty. this one has hit home v hard but i guess it makes less sense if you're not a fan of the soccer team i follow

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:52 (six years ago)

Not at all. I can imagine it being someone from the team I follow, or someone from the field I work in etc. All too well.

wtf at "soccer" though, are you feeling unwell?

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (six years ago)

LBI otm, on both parts.

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:11 (six years ago)

Paul Goma, Romanian writer and anti-communist dissident, 84.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:45 (six years ago)

Apparently also an antisemite

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:01 (six years ago)

Par for the course tbh.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:02 (six years ago)

Boris Akunin / Grigori Chkhartishvili, author of the Erast Fandorin novels.

ShariVari, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:32 (six years ago)

Kirstie Allsopp’s husband(?) got it, then they travelled to her second home in Devon where they infected her sister. Who then went to Scotland.

I have family in Devon, she's going on my ~list~

also apparently I confuse Kirstie Allsopp and Sarah Vine bcz I was all ???Michael Gove???

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:56 (six years ago)

Marguerite Aucouturier, French psychoanalyst, wife of Jacques Derrida.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:55 (six years ago)

Michael Sorkin - https://archinect.com/news/article/150191096/michael-sorkin-visionary-and-incisive-architect-educator-critic-has-passed-away-from-covid-19

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:03 (six years ago)

Actor Mark Blum (recently on TV in Succession, You, and Mozart in the Jungle)

https://www.geo.tv/assets/uploads/updates/2020-03-26/279359_2960044_updates.jpg

jaymc, Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:07 (six years ago)

Rapper Scarface has tested positive.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:26 (six years ago)

We could probably do with some convention one way or another to say who's infected and who's gone?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:14 (six years ago)

yes this is necessary I think, these are gonna pile up and we'll have some unnecessary scares

I was appending (+) upthread

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:16 (six years ago)

dude wtf scarface???

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:56 (six years ago)

BORIS JOHNSON

Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.

I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.

Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives pic.twitter.com/9Te6aFP0Ri

— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) March 27, 2020

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:16 (six years ago)

Sooooooo, when did he last meet the Queen?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:19 (six years ago)

You reckon she gave it to him?

Mark G, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:20 (six years ago)

in the spirit of reaching out across the political divide I hope his death is painless

ogmor, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:21 (six years ago)

Pmqs was yesterday, he could have infected tons of MPs (including Corbyn :( )

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:22 (six years ago)

*covids furiously*

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:23 (six years ago)

You reckon she gave it to him?


The real superspreader

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:24 (six years ago)

in the spirit of reaching out across the political divide I hope his death is painless

― ogmor, Friday, March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bloody melts

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:30 (six years ago)

Virginia USA: a Virginia pastor who claimed the “mass hysteria” around the coronavirus pandemic was part of a media plot against Trump, has died from the virus.

He was on his way back from New Orleans “washing it of sin and debauchery” when he fell ill.
https://t.co/uSD9Pxu58r

— Fionna O'Leary, 🕯#FBPE (@fascinatorfun) March 26, 2020

groovypanda, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:31 (six years ago)

gee, wonder where he got those ideas....

https://youtu.be/mTjTaR748eg

Lee626, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:43 (six years ago)

Till Lindeman, lead singer of Rammstein, is in ICU w/ corona https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/unterhaltung/leute/leute/corona-drama-till-lindemann-auf-intensivstation-69663218,view=conversionToLogin.bild.html#fromWall

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:48 (six years ago)

we believe he has it?

or is it the "under medical advice" of hiding in a fridge

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:56 (six years ago)

Pmqs was yesterday, he could have infected tons of MPs (including Corbyn :( )

hope he didn't shake hands for Corb's last PMQs or anything

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:59 (six years ago)

Two swords and one inch > 2m rule

stet, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:02 (six years ago)

So me and Boris Johnson having the virus is pure coincidence- honest 😳

— Angela Rayner 🌈 (@AngelaRayner) March 27, 2020

Corbs’s odds not looking great

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:03 (six years ago)

tragic if his child grew up never knowing its father eh

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:05 (six years ago)

Matt Hancock

https://www.cityam.com/uk-coronavirus-matt-hancock-tests-positive/

Domino day!

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:25 (six years ago)

I didn't know you could catch it though <REDACTED>

Mark G, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:04 (six years ago)

doris burke

mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:08 (six years ago)

Country Singer Joe Diffie +

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 March 2020 20:44 (six years ago)

Till Lindemann has apparently tested negative, thankfully.

ShariVari, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:56 (six years ago)

Architect Michael McKinnell (designed Boston City Hall)

Josefa, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:40 (six years ago)

Knicks owner James Dolan +

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 04:43 (six years ago)

God is great

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:49 (six years ago)

i would wish only life-altering incapacitation

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:55 (six years ago)

Love ya PickUp Man. 💔

RIP #JoeDiffie pic.twitter.com/NdxGjbyRWj

— Carol's Pub (@Carols_Chicago) March 29, 2020

... (Eazy), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:00 (six years ago)

German violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter.

coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:02 (six years ago)

Holy cow

... (Eazy), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

An update on John pic.twitter.com/fPQbv0tLyB

— John Prine (@JohnPrineMusic) March 29, 2020

jaymc, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:37 (six years ago)

miserable

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:40 (six years ago)

rustu recber

||||||||, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:50 (six years ago)

Tom Rush +

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 March 2020 05:02 (six years ago)

German violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, March 29, 2020 10:02 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Nooooo :'-(((

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 March 2020 07:57 (six years ago)

Oh she's still alive, thankfully.

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 March 2020 07:58 (six years ago)

a plus sign is one of the worst possible symbols to indicate that a person is still living! it looks too much like a death dagger (†), so I when I scroll through this thread I keep assuming the plussed celebrities have died and the non-plussed ones are merely ill. I suggest using the 💀 and 😷 emojis to eliminate confusion

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Monday, 30 March 2020 09:16 (six years ago)

yes

ban laggy jazzer (imago), Monday, 30 March 2020 10:47 (six years ago)

Oh she's still alive, thankfully.

But perhaps not well enough to read her erstwhile (step-) son-in-law’s new book.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:13 (six years ago)

As is Dominic Cummings, somewhat less thankfully.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:29 (six years ago)

Sorry, I'll be sure to use unregistered's instantly canonical emoji guidelines next time.

coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 30 March 2020 13:20 (six years ago)

in fairness and this may be catholic background here, id have said twas utterly canonical, yeah

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 30 March 2020 13:33 (six years ago)

I was deeply saddened to hear this morning that William Helmreich—the incredible CUNY sociologist who walked every block of the five boroughs multiple times to produce a detailed ethnography of NYC—has died of COVID: https://t.co/z3RCzEilzA

— Joshua Rothman (@joshuarothman) March 30, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:18 (six years ago)

wtf is a "death dagger"

DJP, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:20 (six years ago)

Ken Shimura (maybe Japan's equivalent of Tom Hanks or Robin Williams?) has died of COVID-19 at age 70.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:28 (six years ago)

Unicode value U+2020 (dagger, obelisk or obelus) - often used alongside asterisk to indicate DoB/DoD:

Mozart *1765 †1791

Indicates obsolescence in dictionaries.

xp

Michael Jones, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:34 (six years ago)

Alan Merrill of Arrows:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52089768

ShariVari, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:15 (six years ago)

Michael Rosen, in ICU yesterday but on a ward now and "ok, stable and alert" according to Twitter

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:23 (six years ago)

Yeah shit about Rosen, hopefully on the mend but can’t imagine ICU is where anyone wants to be right now. Or any time I guess.

crisp, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:27 (six years ago)

protect michael rosen at all costs imo

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:33 (six years ago)

I’m confused about how Prince Charles is supposedly all clear after only 7 days.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:13 (six years ago)

Lizard anatomy is different.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:14 (six years ago)

yeah he'll have just sloughed off his infected organs

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:16 (six years ago)

Wrong, he's actually an elder vampire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81m6ZvPaqp4

coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:21 (six years ago)

“Sloughed off” is such a amazingly disgusting phrase

brimstead, Monday, 30 March 2020 18:35 (six years ago)

Pure Anglo-Saxon poetry.

coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:37 (six years ago)

Vint Cerf:

Vint Cerf, the co-creator of the TCP/IP protocol, and essentially one of the inventors of the Internet, and possibly the nicest person ever, has contracted COVID-19. pic.twitter.com/FhCBEXq7DW

— Cyrus Farivar (@cfarivar) March 30, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:21 (six years ago)

Alan Merrill, who co-wrote "I Love Rock 'n' Roll, dead at 69.

Lee626, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:33 (six years ago)

Twice, apparently

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:43 (six years ago)

Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne & Ivy

Sad news for thr fans. #AdamSchlesinger pic.twitter.com/ssDYj1tbc9

— IVY (@IvyFanPage) March 31, 2020

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:19 (six years ago)

oh noes

Coronavirus: Comedian Paul Chuckle reveals he has been suffering from COVID-19 https://t.co/NrTvYsNamI

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 31, 2020

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:40 (six years ago)

I couldn't suppress an inappropriate chuckle for a second then!

calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:43 (six years ago)

since Barry died we can't even do the "how did he get it?" joke :(

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:43 (six years ago)

Praying for you, the Chuckle Brother.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:53 (six years ago)

the virus passes from me to you etc etc

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:21 (six years ago)

I just hope Mr. Blobby is still safe :(

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:35 (six years ago)

I don’t.

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:40 (six years ago)

blobby did covid-19

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:44 (six years ago)

idk just checked in on him, hes incoherently babbling and covered in spots

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:49 (six years ago)

lost sense of taste I hear

nashwan, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:12 (six years ago)

Michel Tibon-Cornillot, philosopher and anthropologist who wrote on, among many other things, the weakness of our ecosystem with regard to pandemics.

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:40 (six years ago)

... dead? Is that a death dagger I see before me?

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:54 (six years ago)

Or a cross, as I prefer to think of it. And yes, it is :(

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:55 (six years ago)

Yes, he is dead. I'm going with the † = dead convention. I hope I don't have to use it again.

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:00 (six years ago)

The Labour councillor, Pat Midgley, has become the first UK politician known to have died from coronavirus, three days after testing positive for Covid-19.

Midgley, 82, who served on Sheffield city council for 33 years, was described by her family as a “true woman of steel”.

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:42 (six years ago)

Adam Schlesinger, oh no. Not in a coma as originally reported but on a ventilator so it's serious.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:05 (six years ago)

RIP Michel Tibon-Cornillot. C'est l'hécatombe…

coco vide (pomenitul), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:08 (six years ago)

toby young, as announced by the vile cunt himself in an opinion piece calling for the government to let thousands of sick, vulnerable and elderly people die in order to protect the economy

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:11 (six years ago)

(not linking because fuck toby young)

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:11 (six years ago)

if Toby Young doesn't die the virus has failed

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:14 (six years ago)

and i don't believe the self-aggrandizing Pegg-approved cunt as far as i could spit on him

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:15 (six years ago)

comrade covid-19 has done a remarkably poor job of levelling the playing field so far, even bolsonaro's still kicking and he's been toeing the precipice of death for several years now

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:17 (six years ago)

I bet toby is pissed cos he was just about to land some pointless own the lefties appointment from his pal boris just before the rona kicked off hah!

calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:28 (six years ago)

Chris Cuomo has tested positive. Between CNN and his brother, he's probably been about as prominent through this as you can be.

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (six years ago)

Ray Benson of Asleep At The Wheel has tested positive.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:10 (six years ago)

Jazz Trumpeter Wallace Roney

https://heavy.com/entertainment/2020/03/wallace-roney-dead/

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:39 (six years ago)

fuck

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:38 (six years ago)

Pape Diouf, ex-president of Olympique de Marseille

Horrible news. The Senegalese Pape Diouf, ex-president of Marseille's football club just died from the coronavirus. He was one of the few Black men to occupy an executive seat in a european big club. He was one of the most brilliant minds in football. He'll be missed. RIP Boss pic.twitter.com/psaq8oYjMQ

— Marcus Mosiah Anta Diop (@OsrTheGreat) March 31, 2020

threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:22 (six years ago)

if Toby Young doesn't die the virus has failed

imagine being so deeply fucking awful that you’re published by the daily mail and the spectator and quadrant and quillette

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:31 (six years ago)

xps this thread really brings home just how devastating this virus really is

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:32 (six years ago)

love you AA we're rooting for the same necessity here

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:33 (six years ago)

<3

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:33 (six years ago)

Ah crap, Andrew Jack died from it. Really loved him in the documentaries for Jackson's LOTR films, he was the on-site dialect coach, and a great presence. Also was in some of the new Star Wars films.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-52111530

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 23:22 (six years ago)

woah I just googled Toby Young, what a fuck head

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 23:38 (six years ago)

There was a short interview with Chris Cuomo on CNN a few minutes ago. He's going to keep doing his show for the time being. He was quite eloquent on what he's going through. The two worst things, he said, were 1) worrying that he may have infected his wife or kids, and 2) unlike most medical issues, doctors not being able to tell him what comes next (he's at an early stage, still mild symptoms). I find his case especially unsettling because if he tested yesterday, that means he almost certainly contracted it in the past two weeks. He's been on CNN for the past three weeks urging people, nightly, to take all precautions and follow social distancing. Either he wasn't following his own counsel, or doing virtually everything you're supposed to may not always be enough.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 01:05 (six years ago)

I feel that it's very likely the latter. There are just way too many variables for the layperson to juggle (without enough clear and consistent information from the fucking top), and the seeming ease of transmission wrt this particular virus is taking advantage of our amateur juggling.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 01:32 (six years ago)

The latter would be my guess - short of having stocked up on dried/frozen goods months ago, it's all but impossible to completely avoid anyone else/the possibility of contaminated surfaces. Following recommendations is just reducing your risk as much as humanly possible.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 01:32 (six years ago)

yep

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 01:45 (six years ago)

Haven't heard her yet, but I've been seeing her name a lot.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/country-singer-kalie-shorr-coronavirus

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 02:33 (six years ago)

I watched a bunch of documentaries on Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner wile I was down with the virus a couple of weeks ago and I hope someone's isolated those dudes in a bacteria-proof silo somewhere

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 06:27 (six years ago)

A message from me and my dad, @Melbrooks. #coronavirus #DontBeASpreader pic.twitter.com/Hqhc4fFXbe

— Max Brooks (@maxbrooksauthor) March 16, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 06:28 (six years ago)

excellent - thanks ulysses!

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 06:34 (six years ago)

Hull legend, OG curry restaurateur Mohammed Riaz. This one hurts :(

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/rays-place-owner-dies-coronavirus-4003830

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 12:07 (six years ago)

I watched a bunch of documentaries on Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner wile I was down with the virus a couple of weeks ago and I hope someone's isolated those dudes in a bacteria-proof silo somewhere

Had a mini heart attack seeing those two names while skimming this thread today

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 12:13 (six years ago)

v heartened by that mel brooks video

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 12:14 (six years ago)

I have just seen JD Twitch on Twitter posting that Cristina has sadly passed away.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:30 (six years ago)

According to Variety, Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne has died.

https://variety.com/2020/music/news/adam-schlesinger-coronavirus-dead-dies-1203552130/

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:28 (six years ago)

oh no

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:28 (six years ago)

Schlesinger passed

i mostly know him for his brilliant contribution to the josie and the pussycats soundtrack, pretend to be nice

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:31 (six years ago)

well xp

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:32 (six years ago)

Damn, RIP.

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:46 (six years ago)

A rhetorical exercise aimed at the naysayers (who are not among us): how many celebrities died of the seasonal flu last year?

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:49 (six years ago)

First tears from covid. RIP Adam.

blather rinse repeat 2020 (Hunt3r), Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:23 (six years ago)

Ellis Marsalis

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 April 2020 01:45 (six years ago)

Just heard Eddie Large has passed away. Absolutely gutted. Such a lovely man. Love to Pattie and his family.

— Iain Lee - www.twitch.tv/iainlee (@iainlee) April 2, 2020

groovypanda, Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:14 (six years ago)

bloody hell, there is only Cannon and Ball left now.

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:23 (six years ago)

not while hale and pace still stand

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:24 (six years ago)

they've never even been to the Blackpool Grand Theatre!

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:26 (six years ago)

Syd Little still lives! Apparently.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:39 (six years ago)

I hope he's practicing safe social distancing if Paul Chuckle is consoling him!

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:42 (six years ago)

thats a big name

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:50 (six years ago)

tbf he was no Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas though

calzino, Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:54 (six years ago)

RIP, Heaven needed a straight man

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 April 2020 12:29 (six years ago)

why u gotta bring the man’s sexuality into it ffs

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 April 2020 12:32 (six years ago)

Will say this for him, nobody else managed to wear such a variety of immensely camp end-of-the-pier costumes and manage to be so utterly, unquestionably straight for so many years.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:02 (six years ago)

He was also, perhaps, the finest Deputy Dawg impersonator of his generation

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:03 (six years ago)

His eulogy almost writes itself.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:17 (six years ago)

placido domingo has been discharged from the hospital after testing positive

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 2 April 2020 15:23 (six years ago)

Hurray for Placido. Good to see people coming through this in one piece.

Worthy of a consider the source warning, but The Mirror: Netflix's Tiger King star Joe Exotic hospitalised after contracting coronavirus in prison

Sanpaku, Thursday, 2 April 2020 21:36 (six years ago)

Damn how did Carole Baskin manage to infiltrate an Oklahoma prison?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 2 April 2020 21:52 (six years ago)

Honestly, the idea of one of these nefarious characters ordering a prison murder crossed my mind.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (six years ago)

† Juan Giménez, comic book artist

Dinsdale, Friday, 3 April 2020 13:11 (six years ago)

That's a rough one, absolutely incredible artist.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 3 April 2020 13:27 (six years ago)

placido lives to sexually harass another day!

akm, Friday, 3 April 2020 13:42 (six years ago)

A second CNN on-air person, Brooke Baldwin (+).

clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:05 (six years ago)

The singer Pink has tested positive.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 April 2020 03:41 (six years ago)

Correction: had tested positive, is now negative, and is donating $1M.

Two weeks ago my three-year old son, Jameson, and I are were showing symptoms of COVID-19. Fortunately, our primary care physician had access to tests and I tested positive. My family was already sheltering at home and we continued to do so for the last two weeks following the instruction of our doctor. Just a few days ago we were re-tested and are now thankfully negative. It is an absolute travesty and failure of our government to not make testing more widely accessible. This illness is serious and real. People need to know that the illness affects the young and old, healthy and unhealthy, rich and poor, and we must make testing free and more widely accessible to protect our children, our families, our friends and our communities. In an effort to support the healthcare professionals who are battling on the frontlines every day, I am donating $500,000 to the Temple University Hospital Emergency Fund in Philadelphia in honor of my mother, Judy Moore, who worked there for 18 years in the Cardiomyopathy and Heart Transplant Center. Additionally, I am donating $500,000 to the City of Los Angeles Mayor’s Emergency COVID-19 Crisis Fund. THANK YOU to all of our healthcare professionals and everyone in the world who are working so hard to protect our loved ones. You are our heroes! These next two weeks are crucial: please stay home. Please. Stay. Home.❤️

☮️ (peace, man), Saturday, 4 April 2020 14:04 (six years ago)

Good for her, that's great.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 April 2020 14:14 (six years ago)

Carrie Symonds has picked it up from who knows where...

santa clause four (suzy), Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:35 (six years ago)

bojo just cannae keep his various bodily juices to himself

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 April 2020 16:58 (six years ago)

jazz guitar legend bucky pizzarelli among the fallen.

Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:49 (six years ago)

Marianne Faithfull apparently in a London hospital.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 4 April 2020 18:19 (six years ago)

Stable apparently https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/apr/04/marianne-faithfull-hospitalised-with-coronavirus

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:21 (six years ago)

The UK’s own Joe Exotic, the Marquess of Bath.

ShariVari, Sunday, 5 April 2020 11:55 (six years ago)

How he made it to 87 without being eaten by a lion, idk.

ShariVari, Sunday, 5 April 2020 11:56 (six years ago)

I hope people will say the same of me if I reach 87.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 11:59 (six years ago)

RIP big fella, heaven needed a serial shagger and unfortunately BJ's still alive (at the time of writing)

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/03/01/44F8F99600000578-4942786-image-a-42_1506992102287.jpg

threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Sunday, 5 April 2020 12:34 (six years ago)

if you're gonna be rich thru a bullshit outmoded justification of ancestral brutality at least that's the way to dress for it

Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 12:35 (six years ago)

He openly had sexual relations with over seventy women during his marriage, and installed many of them in estate cottages. He referred to these women as wifelets.[9] The Marquess passed the management of the business to his son Viscount Weymouth early in 2010.[10] By one account, the Viscount intended to evict the wifelets from their estate cottages.

What lovely people

threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Sunday, 5 April 2020 12:36 (six years ago)

Tom Dempsey, the NFL kicker who held the NFL record for longest field goal kicked, a record not surpassed for 43 years, which he accomplished despite not having any toes in his kicking foot.

Josefa, Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:16 (six years ago)

Beat that, Tony Iommi

Master of Treacle, Monday, 6 April 2020 03:22 (six years ago)

Follow the light, Boris.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:43 (six years ago)

John Taylor of Duran Duran - apparently only a mild case (as reported on DD's Facebook page)

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 6 April 2020 06:54 (six years ago)

Christopher Cross ("possibly the worst illness I've ever had"). Seems to be so many music people.

clemenza, Monday, 6 April 2020 11:29 (six years ago)

prolonged exposure to amplified sound weakens their immune system then all it takes is the extra push from 5g radiation to really put them in danger

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:31 (six years ago)

Or give them super powers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:05 (six years ago)

Jaws actress Lee Fierro, at age 91

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/lee-fierro-57.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1200

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:10 (six years ago)

That's incredible. Only two scenes in Jaws, only three films her entire career. But those two scenes are both immortal.

clemenza, Monday, 6 April 2020 14:21 (six years ago)

CPT Brett E. Crozier, former CO of the USS Theodore Roosevelt.

Sanpaku, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:08 (six years ago)

Jay Benedict, who played Newt's dad in Aliens.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-aliens-and-emmerdale-actor-jay-benedict-dies-due-to-covid-19-complications-11969213

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:15 (six years ago)

popular twitter terf joanne rowling

Please watch this doc from Queens Hospital explain how to relieve respiratory symptoms. For last 2 weeks I've had all symptoms of C19 (tho haven't been tested) & did this on doc husband's advice. I'm fully recovered & technique helped a lot.https://t.co/xo8AansUvc via @YouTube

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 6, 2020

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:17 (six years ago)

CATCH
ANOTHER
BUG

Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:23 (six years ago)

Rowling is a "radical feminist"? Could have fooled me.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:08 (six years ago)

Yeah, I've seen TERF applied to people who don't even come across as at all feminist. Maybe you can change the last two letters to mean radical fuckhead.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 6 April 2020 18:37 (six years ago)

‘Trans exclusive reactionary feminist’ seems like it fits to me.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:39 (six years ago)

J. K. Rowling is awful, but I still watched that video and would consider sharing it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)

yeah, when meds were sharing healthcare tips they were talking about laying patients who were not intubated prone to help with breathing. I have asthma and sometimes get wheezy at night so generally sleep on my stomach. I didn't know it was because of lung placement!

Yerac, Monday, 6 April 2020 18:59 (six years ago)

I also find that I struggle to breathe through my nose then I'm on my back

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:02 (six years ago)

I also watched that film, but now understand why it was shared with me by my TERFiest friend.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:05 (six years ago)

Maybe shared earlier, but DJ Jazzy Jeff has it, after performing at an African American skier/snowboarder association convention a month ago.

"On March 30th, DJ Jazzy Jeff, once part of a popular duo with Will Smith, announced that he was suffering from pneumonia and associated coronavirus symptoms. The music producer performed at the event and later announced on social media he has lost his sense of smell and taste."

nickn, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:37 (six years ago)

Oh man, Tim Robinson gone - his Stones of Aran books are genuinely awesome.

Stevie T, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:02 (six years ago)

Twitter is saying Jimmy Greaves is in hospital with it.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:51 (six years ago)

Music producer Hal Willner.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:53 (six years ago)

just now saw john prine has passed away

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:26 (six years ago)

fuck

Dan S, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:29 (six years ago)

'70s character actor Allen Garfield (Nashville, The Conversation)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

^has died at 80

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:13 (six years ago)

just now saw john prine has passed away

what Dan S said

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 06:13 (six years ago)

'70s character actor Allen Garfield (/Nashville, The Conversation/)

Loved this guy, especially in Desert Bloom. RIP

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:00 (six years ago)

UK rap veteran who's made some excellent records Ty is apparently in a coma with Covid

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:27 (six years ago)

yeah, when meds were sharing healthcare tips they were talking about laying patients who were not intubated prone to help with breathing.

I did a triple-take at this until my mind registered the word "prone"

DJP, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:32 (six years ago)

Charlotte Figi, the girl who inspired all the CBD stuff

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 9 April 2020 07:11 (six years ago)

Kevin Saunderson has tested positive, says he feels fine at the moment tho

a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 07:33 (six years ago)

Moe Albanese of Albanese Meats in NYC is dead to COVID, that dude was a local legend
https://ny.eater.com/2020/4/9/21214819/moe-albanese-butcher-little-italy-coronavirus

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:04 (six years ago)

Norman ‘Bite yer legs ‘ Hunter https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52244115

Dan Worsley, Friday, 10 April 2020 11:35 (six years ago)

Kenny Dalglish has tested positive

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/announcements/392764-a-message-on-behalf-of-sir-kenny-dalglish-and-family

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:53 (six years ago)

Moe Albanese of Albanese Meats in NYC is dead to COVID, that dude was a local legend

Martin Scorsese grew up right across the street from Albanese Meats and used to hang out in there as a boy

Josefa, Friday, 10 April 2020 20:06 (six years ago)

Sturgill Simpson tested positive.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:10 (six years ago)

Dude has always kind of been a Prine copycat TBH

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 11 April 2020 23:41 (six years ago)

grim lol

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Saturday, 11 April 2020 23:54 (six years ago)

dark but good

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 April 2020 02:23 (six years ago)

Tim Brooke-Taylor RIP

groovypanda, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:45 (six years ago)

Oh no.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:47 (six years ago)

was just looking for this thread to say that.
Shame.Did enjoy tHe Goodies though may have had more syumpathy for the less avowed Tories in that.
Think he's been in some good stuff since then.

Stevolende, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:47 (six years ago)

was never fond of bill odious but absolutely loved The Goodies show when I was a nipper.

calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:51 (six years ago)

oh shit

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 April 2020 12:54 (six years ago)

John Conway of Conway's Game of Life...

I am sorry to confirm the passing of my colleague John Conway. An incomparable mathematician, a pleasant neighbor, and an excellent coffee acquaintance.

His passing was sudden (fever started only Wednesday morning). Part of coronavirus's hard toll in New Jersey.

— Sam Wang (@SamWangPhD) April 12, 2020

fajita seas, Sunday, 12 April 2020 13:57 (six years ago)

Tim Brooke-Taylor RIP

;_; RIP Timbo, did a lot of good stuff, not just the Goodies.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 14:21 (six years ago)

xxxxpostv watched the Conversation again yesterday and Garfield is so amazing in the party scene. such an undercurrent of jealousy and malice

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 12 April 2020 14:38 (six years ago)

yeah, he was so good in The Conversation. Really took me by surprise.

brownie, Sunday, 12 April 2020 14:55 (six years ago)

Hilary Heath (later Dwyer), Witchfinder General co-star and film producer

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/witchfinder-general-star-hilary-heath-dies-of-covid-19

quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:44 (six years ago)

Sports photographer Anthony Causi, 48.

Anthony Causi, a longtime photographer for The Post whose prolific talent and larger-than-life personality made him a fixture in the New York sports world, died Sunday of the coronavirus at North Shore University Hospital. He was 48.https://t.co/ZGmXE1gY69

— New York Post Sports (@nypostsports) April 13, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 13 April 2020 01:57 (six years ago)

Carole Finer, musician (on 20 March)

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Monday, 13 April 2020 09:45 (six years ago)

Carole Finer, musician (on 20 March)

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Monday, 13 April 2020 09:45 (six years ago)

oops sorry for double post

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Monday, 13 April 2020 09:45 (six years ago)

George Stephanopoulos tested positive

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 13 April 2020 12:55 (six years ago)

https://dnyuz.com/2020/04/13/virginia-pastor-who-defiantly-held-church-service-dies-of-coronavirus/

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 00:31 (six years ago)

prefer if we stick to people who are worth a damn

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 01:07 (six years ago)

Harvey Weinstein, positive

― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII),Sunday, March 22, 2020 5:42 PM (three weeks ago)

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 01:13 (six years ago)

Welp

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 01:18 (six years ago)

Multimedia artist Helene Aylon

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 04:10 (six years ago)

It's been confirmed that jazz great Lee Konitz died from COVID-19 related pneumonia. F-ing dammit

birdistheword, Thursday, 16 April 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

fucking hell

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 16 April 2020 03:28 (six years ago)

RIP cinematographer Allen Daviau (E.T., Empire of the Sun, Bugsy, The Color Purple)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:22 (six years ago)

Christophe - Aline (1979) pic.twitter.com/1j5ALJWyOI

— Julien (@Teidix) April 16, 2020

Christophe, the legendary French balladeer, has died of a respiratory illness. Hasn't been confirmed as COVID yet but there were reports he'd tested positive a couple of weeks ago.

ShariVari, Friday, 17 April 2020 07:24 (six years ago)

Aw, I’ve always loved “Aline”. RIP.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 17 April 2020 08:37 (six years ago)

Norman Hunter RIP - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/17/norman-hunter-former-leeds-united-england-defender-dies-aged-76

"Hunter was an uncompromising centre-back" - you're telling me

I got 5G on it (Matt #2), Friday, 17 April 2020 10:24 (six years ago)

RIP Matt Seligman, Soft Boys bassist.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:30 (six years ago)

RIP Henry Grimes.

alimosina, Saturday, 18 April 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

goddamn yet again

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 18 April 2020 22:35 (six years ago)

FUCK THIS VIRUS

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:54 (six years ago)

Broadway Star Nick Cordero to Have Leg Amputated Due to Coronavirus Complications

https://variety.com/2020/legit/news/nick-cordero-coronavirus-leg-amputated-broadway-1234584242/

nickn, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:54 (six years ago)

Wreckless Eric has tested positive.

https://thedysfunctionalworldof.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-inside-of-ping-pong-ball.html

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 April 2020 15:45 (six years ago)

oy

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 April 2020 15:46 (six years ago)

That was incredibly well written although I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2020 15:51 (six years ago)

This is a notably-recovering post. I mentioned CNN's Brooke Baldwin on April 3, then I didn't hear a word about her after that; she posted a first-hand account this morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2020/04/19/health/coronavirus-diary-sickness-brooke-baldwin/index.html

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2020 16:41 (six years ago)

Vietnamese-American singing icon Thai Thanh passed on:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-18/diva-death-in-virus-battered-times-her-legend-lasting

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 April 2020 16:54 (six years ago)

(Though in checking it might not have been because of COVID -- the piece is more about mourning in this time.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 April 2020 16:55 (six years ago)

Marianne Faithfull has been discharged from the hospital and is home recuperating.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 19:20 (six years ago)

elizabeth warren's older brother †

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 14:50 (six years ago)

Also Jamelle Bouie's grandfather

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:07 (six years ago)

Rapper Fred the Godson

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_VTLAbhNDh/?igshid=w6ykw6tyqw0i

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 April 2020 19:08 (six years ago)

Sad news to report.
I heard from Samantha Fox’s sister this afternoon that Samantha passed away on April 22nd. The suspected cause was cardio-vascular illness with CV-19 complications.
She will be sadly missed. pic.twitter.com/go1K4nPf3M

— The Rialto Report (@TheRialtoReport) May 2, 2020

... (Eazy), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:39 (six years ago)

Saw the headline, thought it was the UK singer (and Page Six girl), but apparently this one?:
Search Results
Web results

Samantha Fox (American actress) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org › wiki › Samantha_Fox_(American_a...
Stasia Therese Angela Micula, known by the stage name Samantha Fox (born December 3, 1951), is an American B-movie and pornographic film actress.

dow, Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:41 (six years ago)

I was similarly confused, there appear to have been Sam Foxes on either side of the Atlantic

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:45 (six years ago)

The C64 strip poker lady is still alive.

oder doch?, Saturday, 2 May 2020 21:14 (six years ago)

which one?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 May 2020 21:36 (six years ago)

Whoops, thought it was the singer too

... (Eazy), Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:56 (six years ago)

same

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:28 (six years ago)

Madonna Ready to ‘Breathe in the COVID-19 Air’ After Testing Positive for Antibodies
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/madonna-covid-19-antibody-quarantine-diaries-video-992845/
Reminds me: leading science reporter Donald G. McNeil Jr. keeps popping up on NPR , in amazeballs speculation-anticipation re coming New Post-Sick Elite, and hey, he's from the New York Times---but I haven't heard any scientists who seemed more than hopeful about this, in a low-key way.

dow, Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:37 (six years ago)

man, covid really brought out hte very worst in some people

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:44 (six years ago)

Madeline Kripke, sister of Saul, collector of dictionaries: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/30/nyregion/madeline-kripke-dead-coronavirus.html

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 May 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

Oh Pierspaws, mild symptoms and test results expected tomorrow though so don't all get too excited

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/may/03/piers-morgan-good-morning-britain-mild-coronavirus-symptoms

all things must pasteurize (Matt #2), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:00 (six years ago)

Dave Greenfield, keyboards for The Stranglers

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 4 May 2020 16:28 (six years ago)

...has passed away.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 4 May 2020 16:28 (six years ago)

Really hope Barbara Ehrenreich is joking about having it

flappy bird, Monday, 4 May 2020 17:04 (six years ago)

:(

gonna re-learn golden brown in his honor

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:04 (six years ago)

xp

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:05 (six years ago)

I have covid 19. At least I think I do. Last night a sinister figure leaped out and hissed at me: “hey there, high quality test kits for only $100 a pop!”

— Barbara Ehrenreich (@B_Ehrenreich) May 4, 2020

flappy bird, Monday, 4 May 2020 17:05 (six years ago)

Owner of Grand Prospect Hall in Brooklyn

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/grand-prospect-hall-owner-michael-halkias-rip/

dan selzer, Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:29 (six years ago)

that place was/is bazonkers

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:35 (six years ago)

Oh yeah, seem to recall going to a wedding or two there back in a past life.

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 May 2020 18:48 (six years ago)

Paul L Vasquez, "the double rainbow guy," dead at 57
https://www.modbee.com/news/local/article242633931.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 18:38 (six years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/politics/wilson-roosevelt-jerman-trnd/index.html

11 presidents, wow.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

Khadyrov is infected

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

Patrick Ewing has been hospitalized with the virus.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

Neera Tanden says she has it

flappy bird, Saturday, 23 May 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

Khadyrov is infected

Fingers crossed for that murderous, torturous, homophobic rapist piece of dictatorial shit. May Hell await him.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

m4(neer)a

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

The tweet from Neera Tanden (above): "I have the coronavirus. I’ve been sick for a week, and really, really fatigued, with muscle pain. So far, thankfully, no fever and my oxygen levels are fine. But I was super careful, wore masks, carried hand sanitizer. Haven’t really socialized with friends."

I haven't dwelled on such stories recently, but this will never stop baffling me.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

Some suspicion that Gang of Four's Andy Gill may have been an earlier, undiagnosed victim of Covid-19: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/01/spate-of-possible-uk-coronavirus-cases-from-2019-come-to-light

Dan Worsley, Monday, 1 June 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

Yup. Matt Johnson of The The appears to be down with Miss Rona too.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:00 (five years ago)

his post about it implied he was in the hospital for a throat infection.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

There's some fairly graphic pictures of him post-op on his website.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 1 June 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

Holy shit https://www.startribune.com/george-floyd-autopsy-report-released-he-tested-positive-for-covid-19-in-april/571000102/

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:18 (five years ago)

Wreckless Eric has tested positive.

https://thedysfunctionalworldof.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-inside-of-ping-pong-ball.html

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, April 19, 2020 3:45 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Recovered, but as a result of restricted oxygen flow, has had (and post op recovered from) a heart attack!

Mark G, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Auston Matthews:

http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2020/06/19/report-auston-matthews-tests-positive-for-covid-19-toronto-maple-leafs-nhl/

clemenza, Saturday, 20 June 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

Stand-up comedian D.L. Hughley has announced that he tested positive for the coronavirus after he was hospitalized for collapsing onstage during a performance in Nashville.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:55 (five years ago)

oh shit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

he says he's still asymptomatic, but still frightening to have it diagnosed after collapsing

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

yeah that must have been v scary

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

that footage of him passing out was horrible

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

Herman Cain tests positive for coronavirus, is hospitalized with “serious” symptoms. He attended Trump's June 20 rally in Tulsa https://t.co/cKH2CN6DiM

— Jon Passantino (@passantino) July 2, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

has anyone been following the post-tulsa fallout? some really fucked up stuff with that, like how they ordered the secret service to NOT get tested for 2 days afterward, clearly because they were afraid of what they would find

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

that seems like the sort of order i would ignore, as a secret service agent

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

that's why you're not a secret service agent imo

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

mookie spent all his time focusing on how to bust out his pistols and hit 4 bullseyes within 2 seconds before spinning them around on his fingertips and re-holstering without hesitation. but he forgot to study the "if we order you to put you, your family, and others in danger by refusing to take a simple and free test, will you do it?"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

that's where >50% of SS secret service candidates fail the entry exam

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

was Tulsa the first superspreader party?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

there were a few other prominent ones before that, like this awesome party at lake of the ozarks:

https://i.imgur.com/iu3dBH4.jpg

great people!!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

that is... a lot of white people

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

this isn't widely known, but when white people are born we actually emerge from that same pool in lake of the ozarks. kind of weird that they'd hold the party there but

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

EXCALIBUR
RYAN

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

xp. yakub's cauldron

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:42 (five years ago)

that is... a lot of white people

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, July 2, 2020 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this isn't widely known, but when white people are born we actually emerge from that same pool in lake of the ozarks. kind of weird that they'd hold the party there but

― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, July 2, 2020 3:37 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

why do you think that white people are the only ones not wearing masks and partying? where do you live? Pretty diverse group of non-mask'd people where I am hanging out!

flappy bird, Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

i think something was misunderstood, which is understandable!

first, morbs asked if tulsa was the first superspreader party, so i posted the lake of the ozarks party pic, which was before tulsa. then forks remarked that there were a lot of white people in the picture. then i made a joke (a hilarious one!) about all white people actually being born in that pool, which is based off of my experiences of growing up in rural missouri and being forced to visit lake of the ozarks, which is like 96% white people iirc

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

anyway, i wasn't trying to suggest that only white people are partying and not wearing masks, although i guess it might have seemed that way

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

I do suspect it largely is though

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

yeah, it would make sense. republicans tend to be less cautious about coronavirus, and also heavily skew toward white

https://i.imgur.com/frFjKs6.png

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

I suspect it's more age-based than race-based. Young people are dumb.

nickn, Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

I don't think it's that either, like Karl said GOP skews older and whiter, but it's a really complicated situation. No one is getting consistent information, no one is giving out masks in my city, there aren't massive PSAs everywhere telling people what's safe and what's not. Trump is the biggest one to blame obviously, by going unmasked for MONTHS he's singlehandedly extended the pandemic by a significant amount. And honestly the "it doesn't protect you, it protects others" is confusing and not helpful, not because the sentiment is anathema to Americans, it sounds nonsensical to the layperson, like me, who didn't go to college.

But I am a very stupid person. I still don't understand how the mask doesn't protect me from getting the droplets but it protects others also wearing the mask from getting my droplets. But hey, whatever, I DON'T CARE, I'm wearing the mask. I haven't gotten a cold or anything since March--that never happened my whole life, I'm not putting that mask away for certain things now, ever again. But everyone has had to go through this process because there's such a deluge of information it's just exhausting and confusing.

flappy bird, Thursday, 2 July 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

When wearing the mask and breathing normally, you will draw in air from the gaps surrounding the mask. Now imagine that everyone is a hose with a thumb on it, spraying a widespread mist of droplets. If you walk through that mist with a mask, you'll still breath the mist in through the gaps. But imagine that you put a cap on the hose, right near the source where the water is being hurled forward, and before it can spread out into a widespread mist. You prevent the source of the dangerous widespread mist with your mask.

the warm seafood salad that exists (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 July 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

Say it don't spray it, basically

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

The pee pants analogy explains it simply enough. Two guys standing face to face - one of them pees. If he’s not wearing pants, it’s gonna hit the second guy. If he is, he just gets wet pants.

Kim, Friday, 3 July 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

(points to the "get the fuck off this thread unless you have news of the Notably Infected and/or Fallen" sign)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 4 July 2020 10:48 (five years ago)

. Two guys standing face to face - one of them pees. If he’s not wearing pants, it’s gonna hit the second guy. I

at what point do the priest and the rabbi walk in?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 July 2020 12:06 (five years ago)

When the other guys leave - Covid rules mean only two dudes in the bathroom at one time

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 4 July 2020 12:51 (five years ago)

The punchline is “but I am standing six feet away”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 4 July 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-martial-arts/53285491

UFC lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov's father and coach, Abdulmanap - 57

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 4 July 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

:(

https://people.com/theater/nick-cordero-dead-coronavirus-complications/

I saw him two years ago in A Bronx Tale as Sonny on Broadway. never woulda thought he was gonna peace out over something horrible like this. only 41.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 01:59 (five years ago)

he was doing this like.....only a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLPcrpzNFJo

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

so tragic

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 July 2020 03:50 (five years ago)

That is absolutely heartbreaking.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 6 July 2020 07:32 (five years ago)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brazil-bolsonaro-test-coronavirus-symptoms-1.5639867

🤞

pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 01:18 (five years ago)

The Atlanta mayor:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/06/politics/keisha-lance-bottoms-coronavirus-positive-test/index.html

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

Bolsonaro loves getting coronavirus

flappy bird, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 04:53 (five years ago)

Customers at three UK pubs that opened over the weekend.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 07:39 (five years ago)

Bolsonaro dying of Coronavirus might make me believe in an interventionist god

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 07:40 (five years ago)

I know, darling, that you do

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 07:45 (five years ago)

Into your arms, covid

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 08:38 (five years ago)

how many times is bolsonaro gonna get the rona ffs

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 11:11 (five years ago)

did u know that bolsonaro backwards is 'o rona slob'?

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 11:16 (five years ago)

Rano

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 12:36 (five years ago)

"I've came back from the hospital now, I've done a lung screening, my lung is clean, OK? I went to do a Covid exam a while ago, but everything is okay," he said.
Bolsonaro, who was wearing a mask, warned people to not get near him.
"You can't get very close (to me), OK? Recommendation for everyone," Bolsonaro said.

Yeah, sounds legit. "I've been feeling bad, and they x-rayed my lungs, but I'm perfectly fine. Don't get near me, though. I mean, I'd say that about anyone, but me, specifically, keep away from me. Just sayin'."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 12:40 (five years ago)

Jeanine Añez. Wonder whether she has met Bolsonaro recently.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

who tf cares

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 11 July 2020 11:19 (five years ago)

RIP Ohio Man

handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Saturday, 11 July 2020 11:34 (five years ago)

Only the truest patriot would sacrifice his life defending our freedom on the 4th of July.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 11 July 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

You guys are so fucked

flappy bird, Saturday, 11 July 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

Jesus christ

flappy bird, Saturday, 11 July 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

Wow, he actually died on July 4th, and they say Americans don't do irony.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 July 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

The Internet should stop haw-hawing that this guy is dead, Jesus. Powerful people DID this to him.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 11 July 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

Amitabh and Abishek Bachchan tested positive apparently.

MrDasher, Saturday, 11 July 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

Goes back right to the very beginning of the pandemic, but Jack Nicklaus (just announcing it now).

http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/jack-nicklaus-says-he-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-antibodies-1.5030462

clemenza, Sunday, 19 July 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

*very austin powers voice*

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE.

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

Stephen Miller's grandmother

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stephen-miller-grandmother-death-coronavirus-white-house-denial-a9637176.html

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 25 July 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

Doja Cat: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/doja-cat-has-coronavirus-after-mocking-covid

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Saturday, 25 July 2020 19:42 (five years ago)

Rabidly anti-gay Arkansas state Sen. Jason Rapert, who has referred to coronavirus as a "hoax" and called mask mandates "draconian," is now hospitalized with COVID-19

— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) July 25, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 July 2020 13:50 (five years ago)

get dead soon

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2020 13:51 (five years ago)

Herman Cain's twitter feed has been providing generically shitty right wing zombie talking points on a daily basis, but afaict he's still hospitalized with Covid, and has been for a month. Wilbur Ross was hospitalized for something a while ago, too, with no updates. I'd be cool with all these ghouls disappearing forever.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:55 (five years ago)

Robert O’Brien (Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor) has tested positive for COVID-19

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 04:49 (five years ago)

Louie Gohmert!

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/louis-gohmert-who-refused-to-wear-a-mask-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-386076

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:35 (five years ago)

Haha, what a stupid motherfucker

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

one of the dumbest men in the country

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

there's only one explanation for how he got it - god must be punishing him for his sins

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:39 (five years ago)

damn hoaxes

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

Notable (person?) Buddy, first dog to test positive for COVID-19 in the U.S., has died

Sanpaku, Thursday, 30 July 2020 03:57 (five years ago)

:(

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 04:07 (five years ago)

COVID has fuckin terrible aim man

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 04:19 (five years ago)

No shit

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 July 2020 04:30 (five years ago)

So long Herman cain

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:28 (five years ago)

eat shit bitch

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

tbc this is the name of my new self help book and the unauthorized sequel to eat pray love

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

The Tulsa disease got heeem

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

Holy shit, is this the most prominent Trump supporter to die so far?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:33 (five years ago)

oh I hadn't realized he was actually dead. cool!!

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:35 (five years ago)

maybe I should complain about COVID's bad aim more often...

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:36 (five years ago)

You think I’d feel a pang of regret or recognition in our shared humanity and I would change my tune and mourn a death as I would any other but nah go to hell you dumb motherfucker It’s very satisfying to see him gone and I would like more of them to join him

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

COVID don’t care, fwiw.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:39 (five years ago)

You think I’d feel a pang of regret or recognition in our shared humanity and I would change my tune and mourn a death as I would any other

anecdotally I think the COVID era has made people MUCH more cavalier about wishing death on ghoulish public figures. tbc I think this is good and not bad

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:40 (five years ago)

Literally 21 hours ago:

Our government, and our media, have incinerated their credibility. So, is it any wonder that people are skeptical? #Coronavirus https://t.co/2IMVhLGbLn

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) July 29, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

how in the world do you post something like that from your deathbed? guess some of us never get that moment of clarity

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

Like me, you get someone else to do your posts

rob, Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

xpost Well TBF he also posthumously tweeted his own death notification so his clarity is truly off the charts.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

first reply to that tweet, posted pre-death

Whoever is tweeting from this account should be careful. If Herman doesn’t make it, you are going to be the thoughtless a-hole trying to hype a dead man. If he does make it, he may have had a change of heart after going through all this & you are doing it without his permission.

— Michelle (@shelly_zen) July 29, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:27 (five years ago)

I’m 100% unsurprised that, as far as I can tell, the first high-profile Trump supporter to die from this is Black

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:55 (five years ago)

he's definitely Black

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

The world is poorer

Unrelated article

nashwan, Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

Citation needed

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:17 (five years ago)

I posted the following message on my Facebook page regarding Cain's death: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of their own actions. Still, it managed to kill one of the less carcinogenic Republicans so it's definitely not yet time to throw a party. Let's hold off on that until one of the more odious ones dies." AND A TOTAL KAREN HAD THE AUDACITY TO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT POST! She was all, "I think you need to seek therapy if you think it's ok to celebrate anyone's death." Bitch, please, when Trump dies I am going to party until I cannot party anymore.

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

never forget that glorious stretch of october 2011 when about 30% of GOP primary voters agreed that herman cain would be a good choice for president

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

not just a good choice - the very best choice

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

Man, the floodgates will open when Trump kicks the can. There will be some solemn lip service on the news or whatever, but I predict people will spill out onto the streets like it's V-Day.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

And then they'll start looting, lighting things on fire and knocking shit over again, but still.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

Cain's candidacy was a cartoon--9-9-9 repeated on auto-pilot--but just by virtue of running for the nomination and actually having lead at one point (the whole Gingrich train-wreck), it seems like a significant death. He seemed affable enough...but I'm just now remembering why his candidacy crumbled.

clemenza, Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

arguably he (along with Palin and some others) helped set the stage for trump just by helping make the whole thing even more of a weirdo circus than yr standard GOP contest

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

His contempt for everyone around him is what struck me at the time.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

(xpost) Totally; the whole 2012 Republican debacle was a practice run for Trump. (I'll mention this yet again: I argued on here at the time that Gingrich was a lot closer to winning that nomination than anybody thought, but others said no, the party and fundraising always controls these things in the end. For 2012, technically correct; four years later, not at all.)

clemenza, Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

if you are an influential public figure and you use your platform to be dismissive of the risk of covid you are signing a contract that it's ok for people to laugh at you if you die of covid. it's not very tasteful but that's just one of the many reasons not to sign the contract

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) July 30, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

Man, the floodgates will open when Trump kicks the can. There will be some solemn lip service on the news or whatever, but I predict people will spill out onto the streets like it's V-Day.

Looking forward to it so I can come on to ILX and troll people like Mordy did when Thatcher died.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

a virus knows no morals

otherwise Gohmert will already be dead

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

[

(xpost) Totally; the whole 2012 Republican debacle was a practice run for Trump. (I'll mention this yet again: I argued on here at the time that Gingrich was a lot closer to winning that nomination than anybody thought, but others said no, the party and fundraising always controls these things in the end. For 2012, technically correct; four years later, not at all.)


Gingrich was running so he could basically pay himself from campaign funds. He wasn’t trying to win. Although, come to think of it, Trump was probably trying the same grift but failed, Producers-style.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

Trump not even good at losing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

a virus knows no morals

otherwise Gohmert will already be dead

True. And speaking of shitty Texan fascists, I would really love for the virus to fell Chip Roy and Ken Paxton.

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Thursday, 30 July 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

...and Dan Patrick and Abbott and Crenshaw and...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

Hey let's not forget Cornyn and Cruz while we're building our death pool.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:51 (five years ago)

Death is NOT to be celebrated. There are only about....idk, 10,000 exceptions worldwide. (Lots of strong suggestions so far)

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

Death is NOT to be celebrated.

Lies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYKAysA3J6k

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

I have a colleague at work who simply can't process for example that I am 100% against the death penalty in all cases, but was happy when Thatcher died

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

Have you explicitly told them that death and killing are not the same thing?

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

the Lord said that wishing someone is dead is the same as murder so

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

xps was hoping that was the song from the Evangelion movie, disappointed

Nhex, Friday, 31 July 2020 00:17 (five years ago)

xps ha no, can't be bothered

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 July 2020 00:21 (five years ago)

Turning Point USA* co-founder Bill Hamilton has passed away due to the virus.

*A conservative student group that mostly posts memes about owning the libs by not wearing masks.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 31 July 2020 02:09 (five years ago)

*Bill Montgomery

brownie, Sunday, 2 August 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

DeWine has Covid!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

Jordan Peterson

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

30 lbs of raw hamburger oughta do the trick

frogbs, Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

Antonio Banderas

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

antonio is way more than 30 pounds of raw meat, hubba hubba

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:54 (five years ago)

Trini Lopez, RIP.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 21:40 (five years ago)

J Balvin

rob, Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

RIP DJ Shay from Buffalo, producer and DJ, local legend instrumental in the rise of Griselda Records, WSG, Conway, Benny the Butcher

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

https://pitchfork.com/news/griselda-records-producer-dj-shay-dead-at-48/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/20/republican-sen-bill-cassidy-tests-positive-for-covid-19.html

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

James Chance and his longtime partner Judy Taylor "have both been severely affected by personal health issues and the COVID situation"

https://www.brooklynvegan.com/james-chance-dealing-with-health-issues-and-the-covid-situation-gofundme-launched/

nickn, Friday, 21 August 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

oh no

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 21 August 2020 22:42 (five years ago)

Reading between the lines here but it looks like neither is infected and/or fallen due to Covid-19 but that different health issues coupled with lockdown means they are unable to financially support themselves.

オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 22 August 2020 09:45 (five years ago)

How's Louis Gohmert doing?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Saturday, 22 August 2020 11:45 (five years ago)

Laying low.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

his head is in Texas, the rest of his body is hiding out in North Dakota

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

Claimed he was cured with Hydroxychloroquine.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

more likely "in" than "with"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

The Worst Jerky.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

picturing him swimming in a bacta tank of liquid hdroxychloroquine

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

Mark Mothersbaugh
https://www.brooklynvegan.com/devos-mark-mothersbaughs-covid-19-recovery-complicated-by-notorious-tiktok-mansion-next-door/

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

Usain Bolt!

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:18 (five years ago)

Right after throwing himself a huge mask-free birthday party. What an idiot.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 23:33 (five years ago)

Fast, smart, and rich. He got to choose two.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 03:45 (five years ago)

Fart,rast and smich

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

, LLP

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 04:28 (five years ago)

It doesn’t sound like Yulia Tymoshenko is doing well. Moved to intensive care and described as being ‘in a serious condition’.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 07:00 (five years ago)

apparently Mark Motherbaugh was in the ICU and nearly died? god damn, glad he pulled through

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

That Brooklyn Vegan article title is some peak 2020 madness.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:03 (five years ago)

:(

Some news on Toots. pic.twitter.com/9YETBz458i

— Toots & The Maytals (@tootsmaytals) August 31, 2020

global tetrahedron, Monday, 31 August 2020 23:31 (five years ago)

protect toots, this year is fucked up enough already

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 07:02 (five years ago)

Toots has consistently made my life happier than almost any other musician.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 12:53 (five years ago)

Silvio Berlusconi

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

thoughts and prayers

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

Bungas and bungas.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

The Rock and family

https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/02/the-rock-tested-positive-covid-19-coronavirus-wife-kids-dwayne-johnson/

Alba, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:27 (five years ago)

Good thing steroids reduce mortality

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 02:14 (five years ago)

I actually feel bad making that joke cuz I love that man

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

the batman has tested positive

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:41 (five years ago)

Weird, people who've decided that now is a good time to make movies are getting sick? Again, I have to just say: weird.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

the Joker strikes again

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

New origin story where Master Bruce eats live bat at wet market.

Alba, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:41 (five years ago)

Saw someone on Twitter say, "So in this one he kills his own parents?"

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:03 (five years ago)

That’s what happens when you wear a mask that only covers the top of your face

Gab C. Nebsit (wins), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:27 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

This week’s Herman Cain Award goes to former Nashville councilman, Tony Tenpenny. pic.twitter.com/xxGJwNEM7M

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 21, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:06 (five years ago)

Pity it wasn't the hoarse whisperer though

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 14:10 (five years ago)

former Boston Red Sox/Minnesota Twin David Ortiz aka Big Papi milkshake, contracted the virus, no comment on whether the milkshakes helped cure him.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

Pity it wasn't the hoarse whisperer though

why do you think they should die of covid?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:30 (five years ago)

For the most part I don't think anyone should die of covid, including Tom Tenpenny. If I were in a position to save them I would try my best to save both! Starting with Mr Tenpenny

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

Why did you type that it was a pity the hoarse whsiperer hadn't died of Covid instead of the politician who spreads propaganda that Covid isn't real?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

I prefer one to the other!

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

obviously I don't like either

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

obviously

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

It may have been a little strong in hindsight, could change it to something like "pity this disingenuous balloon is tweeting again" if a mod wants to change

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

you can block people on twitter rather than kill them now

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

I have blocked hoarse (along with his parents, Alyssa Milano and Sean McAlwee accounts to be on the safe side) but for some reason it didn't stop the tweet appearing here. I admit my post was too strong

anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

aw man the new twitter update got rid of the kill button?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

Shareholders

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:00 (five years ago)

I haven't posted in this thread for ages.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/tommy-devito-founding-member-of-the-four-seasons-dies-from-covid-19-complications-1.5116263

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 14:01 (five years ago)

:(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Missouri Republican Gov. Mike Parson, opponent of mandatory masks, tests positive for COVID-19.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 23, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

It's been noted on the Canadian politics thread, but of our five leading federal parties--Liberal, PC, NDP, Green, and Bloc Québécois--two of the leaders, Erin O'Toole (PC) and Yves-François Blanchet (BQ)--have both tested positive in the past few days.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

god bless you bastards with all your parties (not the bloc)

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2020 02:07 (five years ago)

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:52 (five years ago)

bad idea, brainless virus

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

Covid was offside

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

God, imagine when Maradona gets it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

He'll fight it with cocaine.

Which will be discovered to be the cure

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:09 (five years ago)

virginia gov ralph northam and VA first lady

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 September 2020 16:04 (five years ago)

Hope Hicks!

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 October 2020 01:00 (five years ago)

Fingers crossed.

Sanpaku, Friday, 2 October 2020 01:18 (five years ago)

I don't want her to perish. I just pray for the tiny virus currently working their way up Trump's nose this very minute... Godspeed!

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 October 2020 01:25 (five years ago)

I’m ok if she perishes too

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 October 2020 03:41 (five years ago)

I’m fine with anyone who stood idly by while thousands of children were purposefully separated from their parents suffocating to death.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 October 2020 03:47 (five years ago)

but, but, but, but christmas! CHRISTMAS!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 October 2020 04:14 (five years ago)

Start counting:

MSNBC put together a list 👀 pic.twitter.com/oyYx14DQFe

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 2, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 October 2020 04:55 (five years ago)

Well well.

The president and the first lady have tested positive for COVID. The president is among the higher-risk groups given his age. https://t.co/QXpfm57K2P

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 2, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 October 2020 04:57 (five years ago)

Good work, comrade Hicks, you will be repaid well ...

nickn, Friday, 2 October 2020 05:12 (five years ago)

Kind of inevitable, no?

wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 2 October 2020 05:35 (five years ago)

I thought Hicks quit several months ago? It was, like, on all the news shows and stuff.

alpine static, Friday, 2 October 2020 05:37 (five years ago)

I hope some random mask refusenik in Bemidji dumped their viral load all over 45 at that rally on the 18th because if so, Minnesota came through.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 2 October 2020 05:49 (five years ago)

covid-19 in donald trumps system pic.twitter.com/NMZ2CQ7rkZ

— bela (@belatweets2u) October 2, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 2 October 2020 05:50 (five years ago)

holy shit, Is he faking it to get out of the ignominy of an election loss? Would he even register that he is losing? Did he get it on purpose to take Biden down. So many questions

anvil, Friday, 2 October 2020 06:00 (five years ago)

I mean not to get all tin-hatty or anything but I'm very sceptical that our Boris ever had it.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 2 October 2020 07:58 (five years ago)

I'm not convinced Boris had it either but Boris is on team "I caught it and battled through it", not team "I don't like people who catch diseases, I like people who don't catch diseases"

anvil, Friday, 2 October 2020 08:00 (five years ago)

boris has been fucked and low energy since he had it. he totally had it.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 2 October 2020 08:36 (five years ago)

I know for a 100% fact, unconnected to media reports, that Johnson had it.

mike t-diva, Friday, 2 October 2020 08:43 (five years ago)

I believe he had it but swung the lead a bit, gilded the lily somewhat, put on a bit of a performance as was suggested by a doc at the time.

calzino, Friday, 2 October 2020 08:48 (five years ago)

As for suggestions he's got long covid. I dunno... He's looked like shit for years now.

calzino, Friday, 2 October 2020 08:49 (five years ago)

boris has been and low energy since he had it. he totally had

He was low energy or washed out beforehand too. Covid was dreamt up as a cover before his supporters noticed that their image of Boris and the reality of Boris were wildly different.

anvil, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:02 (five years ago)

He looks unwell in a different way from before - grey skin, hollow eyes, dry hair. Definitely had it and had it bad imo.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiOdS1dXYAAp_MK?format=jpg&name=900x900

seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 2 October 2020 09:11 (five years ago)

Like, he ran away and hid in a firdge and it made no difference to his popularity and he won the election. Why would he fake a disease he was trying to downplay? He's a fuckwit who takes nothing seriously, shook hands with everyone in an infectious area, got sick. Same with Trump. Sure he's a lying shitbag full of evil schemes, but he also ignores proudly all precautions, hangs out with large numbers of other shitheads who do the same, has absolutely no idea how diseases work, and thinks COVID isn't real anyway. Which is more likely, careless idiots catching a highly infectious disease or massive conspiracies? Occam's razor. You're edging into jet fuel vs steel beams territory here, guys.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 2 October 2020 09:26 (five years ago)

Trump is a hypochondriac though, he wasn’t wearing a mask but I doubt he was 1% as cavalier about his personal health as Boris. Other people’s, yes, absolutely.

seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 2 October 2020 09:31 (five years ago)

That photo above is from 2015 I think

anvil, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:33 (five years ago)

nah, Sept 18: https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/sep/18/uk-coronavirus-live-two-week-circuit-break-lockdown-halt-covid-19-surge-england

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 2 October 2020 09:51 (five years ago)

That's from the Guardian though, not a particularly reliable source

I was out by a couple of months, looks like it was actually from 2016.

https://i.postimg.cc/cHQ1k2T5/leicester.jpg

anvil, Friday, 2 October 2020 10:17 (five years ago)

Trump the hypochondriac who also supposedly liked to do post-piss unwashed handshake deals.

nashwan, Friday, 2 October 2020 10:24 (five years ago)

Lol xp

groovypanda, Friday, 2 October 2020 10:24 (five years ago)

I've inspected the timestamp on that pic, studied the fine lines under Vardy's eyes, it all checks out. The other pic failed the same forenSIC examination.

calzino, Friday, 2 October 2020 10:35 (five years ago)

You’re right, picture of health this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh6BwElXsAQDetv?format=jpg&name=large

His colour, his hair, he is looking very very drained
https://dazedimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/771/77-24-771-514/azure/dazed-prod/1270/2/1272770.jpg

seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 2 October 2020 10:43 (five years ago)

he looks like Bill Clinton does now, and Clinton has twenty years on him

All cars are bad (Euler), Friday, 2 October 2020 12:57 (five years ago)

you guys boris johnson looks healthier than me on my mid-summer best, when i've had a few weeks of sunshine to revitalize me and i can make a tight fist with full tension in my hands and wrists again. boris johnson in that photo above would beat me in a 800m race by over 25 seconds

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

in other words i'm not sure how useful it is to look at pics as an indicator of coronavirus

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 14:49 (five years ago)

utah senator mike lee (positive)

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 15:49 (five years ago)

fuck yeah

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

Adding to the total

BREAKING: Notre Dame President Fr. John Jenkins, who was at the WH SCOTUS announcement on Saturday and was criticized for not wearing a mask and shaking hands, has tested positive for COVID-19.

This was just sent out to the campus.

Unclear if he had it during the WH event. pic.twitter.com/2cR4eaVMzb

— Jack Jenkins (@jackmjenkins) October 2, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 October 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

Statistically, the chances that at least one of these bozos perishes in the process are increasing as we speak.

pomenitul, Friday, 2 October 2020 16:39 (five years ago)

Love this headline: https://news.avclub.com/former-reality-tv-host-tests-positive-for-covid-19-1845248943

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 2 October 2020 16:42 (five years ago)

go Irish

All cars are bad (Euler), Friday, 2 October 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

wait wait hang on the UK literally has a special jacket that says PRIME MINISTER on it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

does the next PRIME MINISTER get to wear it too, and that's why it doesn't just say BORIS JOHNSON

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

he's got one to wear on Halloween that says PRIME SINISTER

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

wait wait hang on the UK literally has a special jacket that says PRIME MINISTER on it

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, October 2, 2020 1:26 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/KT8YNM/bagram-afghanistan-21st-dec-2017-us-vice-president-mike-pence-wearing-KT8YNM.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

the nametag is just so that Sam Beckett can more quickly recognize who he has become when he becomes the latest of a series of confused people to take temporary control of Pence's hollow shell

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

to be fair the name badge on those military jackets is a velcro patch

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 2 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

presidents dress up as army all the time. if boris (who is an idiot) wants to dress as a binman/van driver then fine.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 October 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

(who is an idiot)

oh, I see

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 2 October 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

Besides the White House, there's this:

Whoops pic.twitter.com/3RinCXbLRe

— joe janecek (@joejanecek) October 3, 2020

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 October 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

We really need a dedicated ILXor to update this thread as the hourly announcements of GOP infections drop.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 October 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

Axios: Trumpworld coronavirus tracker

Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

The COVID-19 status of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer remains unknown.

Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 October 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

Don't see anything in that link about Stephen Miller, and he was walking right next to Hicks in that photograph circulating the other day.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

Stephen Miller gravely ill would be sweet justice.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 3 October 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

Seems like a lifetime ago, but Stephen Miller's wife (Pence's spokesperson) was one of the first in Trumpland to test positive for COVID way back in early May. No idea if her shitspittle of a husband contracted it from her then or after.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

Another scorekeeping resource:

COVID-19 at the White House - Contact Tracer

Sanpaku, Sunday, 4 October 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

Tracer's involved somehow? huge if true

timber euros (seandalai), Sunday, 4 October 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

Kenzo Takada, fashion designer, dead at 81 from COVID-19.

santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 4 October 2020 17:01 (five years ago)

Notable only as a source on her sick (in several respects) family, Claudia Conway.

Sanpaku, Sunday, 4 October 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

mega-church pastor John Hagee.

Sanpaku, Monday, 5 October 2020 00:32 (five years ago)

Hope he gets well quick so he can sign my copy of Coronavirus: Dress Rehearsal for the New World Order

https://www.jhm.org/Shop/Product/41985

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 October 2020 04:19 (five years ago)

Ministry of Truth / White House Press Secretary or whatever Kayleigh McEnany

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/05/politics/kayleigh-mcenany-coronavirus-white-house/index.html

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

Military leaders quarantined after official (Coast Guard, Adm. Charles W. Ray) tests positive.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/military-leaders-quarantined-after-official-tests-positive

nickn, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:11 (five years ago)

Tool / A Perfect Circle / Puscifer frontman Maynard James Keenan has revealed in a new interview that he recently contracted COVID-19. Though he beat the disease, the singer is still “dealing with the residual side effects,” including lung damage.

https://loudwire.com/tool-maynard-james-keenan-covid-19-lung-damage/

nickn, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:58 (five years ago)

OMD’s Andy McCluskey.

Andy has tested positive for Covid-19.

Fortunately, his symptoms have been mild and he is feeling much better already. The good news is that he stops isolating on Oct 16 two days before rehearsals for You, Me & OMD. The show goes on!!

Tickets and merch: https://t.co/o7xBZIokhe pic.twitter.com/R49QD0VrUe

— Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (@OfficialOMD) October 10, 2020

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 10 October 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

Cristiano Ronaldo

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:02 (five years ago)

Footballers seem even dumber than baseball players about the 'rona.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

with 300k new cases worldwide every day i don't think it takes being dumb to catch it

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

Alabama football coach Nick Saban

covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

'the auburn virus'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:57 (five years ago)

Nick Saban

Alabamans must be feeling increasingly conflicted and confused about 'Wuhan flu'.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

'the auburn virus'

irl lol

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

Saban dying would be almost as big as Trump down south

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:09 (five years ago)

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/influencer-dmitriy-stuzhuk-dead-coronavirus-185847678.html

"Fitness influencer" and COVID denier Dmitriy Stuzhuk RIP

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

he had an underlying wealth condition .. he would have died anyway.

calzino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

Andrzej Duda

pomenitul, Saturday, 24 October 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

oh fuck him, hope he dies, and get Viktor Orban next

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 October 2020 16:42 (five years ago)

🙏

pomenitul, Saturday, 24 October 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

Duda: I don't have any symptoms, especially the serious ones like lack of taste or lack of smell

Aye those are the serious ones mate. We're running out of ventilators because people can't taste their coffee.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 24 October 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

Rocco Siffredi

All cars are bad (Euler), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:16 (five years ago)

Feels like Justin Turner, from the World Series champion Dodgers, is worth noting, especially given the controversy surrounding the alleged timing of his positive result.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54731384

Bobby Ball: Cannon & Ball star dies aged 76 after Covid-19 diagnosis

(one for the englishers)

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:10 (five years ago)

rip robert winston

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElfPXQEWMAApJe7?format=jpg&name=medium

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:25 (five years ago)

Just watching The Boys In Blue now in respect

Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:29 (five years ago)

lol just literally posted about that on the RIP thread the exact second you posted about it.

calzino, Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:31 (five years ago)

Joe Budden

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

NOT joe biden

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

still a little close for comfort

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

You came to get it on, more than 270 EVs in your bank
Then get it on, roll up like that stank

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

If Joe Biden did somehow get it now, that really might fuck Tuesday up.

Alba, Friday, 30 October 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

"ah man Biden has COVID. that means he's not a safe candidate to vote for. I'm instead going to cast my vote for the other candidate who also had COVID and went to the hospital"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

I think you’re forgetting that Trump is Superman

Alba, Friday, 30 October 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

Hooperman

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

Yeah, so, Mr. No Mask here TODAY tested positive for #coronavirus.

This is Mark Meadows. Trump's Chief of Staff. https://t.co/qEyOOR1Vby

— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) November 7, 2020

groovypanda, Saturday, 7 November 2020 07:09 (five years ago)

NEWS: Sec. Ben Carson tested positive for COVID-19 this morning. His deputy chief of staff says he's "in good spirits & feels fortunate to have access to effective therapeutics which aid and markedly speed his recovery." Carson attended the election night party at the White House

— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) November 9, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 9 November 2020 16:35 (five years ago)

The Rev. Irvin Baxter Jr., who suggested the coronavirus pandemic was a warning from God about the “sin of fornication,” died Nov. 3 of complications from COVID-19, his Plano-based ministry announced. He was 75.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/obituaries/2020/11/10/plano-televangelist-who-linked-pandemic-to-premarital-sex-dies-of-covid-19/

Alba, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:11 (five years ago)

RIP Reverend Fornication

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:12 (five years ago)

The rain falleth upon the just and the unjust alike, but also fuck these people.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:44 (five years ago)

corey lewandoski

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

Billionares Liz and Dick Uihlein, Wisconsin's biggest and richest Trump backers, have COVID

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/12/uline-founders-liz-and-dick-uihlein-test-positive-covid-19/6259280002/

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

*billionaires

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

Haha! The Uihleins are the absolute worst. Every catalog has a page dedicated to a right wing screed written by Liz, usually anti-worker bullshit.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

corey lewandoski

― mookieproof, Thursday, November 12, 2020 5:19 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Billionares Liz and Dick Uihlein, Wisconsin's biggest and richest Trump backers, have COVID

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/12/uline-founders-liz-and-dick-uihlein-test-positive-covid-19/6259280002/

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, November 12, 2020 5:23 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha x ∞

Change Display Name: (stevie), Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

Hard not to enjoy that these bastards got it from superspreading at the Election Night loser party

Nhex, Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

That MJS article is confusing but it kind of seems like they're forcing COVID-positive but asymptomatic workers to be present in person....? That's so insane, even for them, that I think I may be misreading it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

poor corey lewandowski

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

It was a pain in the ass getting away from ULine when I found out about them. Hope they die.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

U.S. Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska, says he's tested positive for COVID-19.

He's America's oldest Congressman and the Dean of the House. He was first elected in a special election in 1973:https://t.co/dCHo42nroN

— Nat Herz (@Nat_Herz) November 12, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

Bernard Sumner
https://www.brooklynvegan.com/new-orders-bernard-sumner-recovering-from-covid-it-seems-like-russian-roulette/

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 13 November 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

he'd been getting away with not having SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) all his life

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 02:33 (five years ago)

only got two words for Peter Sutcliffe, hah! and hah!

calzino, Friday, 13 November 2020 07:49 (five years ago)

Elon Musk tests positive twice, negative twice, declares tests "bogus".

When another follower suggested that “revenues from tests are likely not bogus & very consistent,” Musk replied, “Exactly.”

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 13 November 2020 13:33 (five years ago)

twitter.com/50cent/status/1327696542816493571

, Saturday, 14 November 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

oy i never know how to get it to embed on mobile

, Saturday, 14 November 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

Jeremih, though, according to 50 Cent

, Saturday, 14 November 2020 19:56 (five years ago)

Fiddy would be a much better covid task force leader than Mike Pence.

pomenitul, Saturday, 14 November 2020 19:59 (five years ago)

Birthday Vax

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 November 2020 01:54 (five years ago)

Elon Musk

Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 16 November 2020 06:18 (five years ago)

Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in <30 minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. pic.twitter.com/a1Snfpm03h

— Emma Bell PhD (@emmabell42) November 14, 2020

"Space Karen" :-DDD

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:35 (five years ago)

That is a fantastic tweet and if I wasn't in twitter jail I would retweet it

Change Display Name: (stevie), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:37 (five years ago)

woooooow "space karen"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

Chuck Grassley!

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

and Rick Scott too, was this discussed elsewhere?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

i don't thinks so! i hadn't heard of either? are you sure! didn't rick scott personally congratulate kamala harris earlier today?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

or sorry, that was tim scott who congratulated her.

man, fuck all scotts right

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

fuck scott walker as well

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

Chuck Grassley’s in the dyin zone. Who chooses his successor?

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

harvey weinstein has it again and it's bad. that sucks! sorry harvey

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

He was the first itt and it would be such sweet symmetry for him to be the last, but we won’t be that lucky.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 00:39 (five years ago)

how do these people have it again? thought it was like mega-rare for that to happen

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 00:45 (five years ago)

rare = sometimes happens

we're not going to have much of an idea of how rare it is until the vaccines have been in use for a year or two

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

I would imagine if anyone’s going to get it twice it would be people who are continually exposed to massive viral load while under the nominal care of the state.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 02:54 (five years ago)

yes that's a good point

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:04 (five years ago)

it would be people who are continually exposed to massive viral load while under the nominal care of the state

or those with expensive lawyers who attempt to use fabricated illnesses as a means to avoid incarceration/hard time

(I base this solely on watching mob guys carrying oxygen tanks on tv)

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:45 (five years ago)

xp: BNO is keeping a tally of Covid-19 reinfections. Seems extremely rare, but there's a case report of significant differences in the viral genomes of the two infections.

Evolutionary selection driving the virus to a new peak on its "fitness landscape" is one reason why countries are taking the mink farm outbreaks so seriously. Enough shift in the spike protein epitope and past infection or vaccination wouldn't provide (as much) protection.

Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

study came out today (that hasn't been peer-reviewed or published yet, hence me not sharing link) suggesting immunity can last 6 months or more.

i'll wait for the peer review/publishing to put full faith in that.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

(I base this solely on watching mob guys carrying oxygen tanks on tv)

wait until you see vision of Harvey Weinstein going into court on TV!

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:27 (five years ago)

photographer Susan Mikula, partner of Rachel Maddow.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 20 November 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

senator rick scott!

mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:36 (five years ago)

finally my prayers answered

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0MYQGqsiC76Iai5i/source.gif

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

https://www.vulture.com/2020/11/harvey-weinstein-does-not-have-covid-19-again.html

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2020 18:45 (five years ago)

Donald Trump, Jr.

tots & pears (doo dah), Friday, 20 November 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

I mean you just measure all that against, what, that one aide of Harris's back in mid-October?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 November 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

senator kelly loeffler!

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 November 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

DIEOFF

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 November 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

Science fiction author Ben Bova - dead at 88 from covid complications + stroke
https://www.tor.com/2020/11/30/legendary-science-fiction-author-ben-bova-has-passed-at-the-age-of-88/

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 06:13 (five years ago)

Lewis Hamilton

BREAKING: Lewis Hamilton will miss this weekend's Sakhir Grand Prix in Bahrain after a positive test for Covid-19 pic.twitter.com/c0XCfyDmWZ

— Formula 1 (@F1) December 1, 2020

groovypanda, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 09:54 (five years ago)

I just woke up to the Terrible news.. My very close homie ‘Gangsta Rid’ of Boo-Yaa Tribe passed away yesterday from Covid... So sad. My love and condolences go out to the family. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/YgbJCmo44E

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) December 5, 2020

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 5 December 2020 17:44 (five years ago)

*Ganxta Ridd

RIP

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 5 December 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

:(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

Oh man. Another Body Murdered was one of my favourite tracks back in the day.

Change Display Name: (stevie), Sunday, 6 December 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

Rudy Giuliani

Alba, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:36 (five years ago)

Probably got it from the drunk woman.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:37 (five years ago)

Fucking amazing it took this long

frogbs, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

Law of averages (or something) says one of these bellends around Trump has to cark it when they come down with the Big R, maybe 40th time lucky?

sinewave boogie (Matt #2), Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

Maybe this was Rudy's 8D chess strategy to prevent vote certifications by infecting as many electoral officials as humanly possible during unmasked hearings.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

Rudy's Covid Farts

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:49 (five years ago)

It's been really disappointing that none in Asshole's circle have died, save Herman Cain, but he's a C-lister. But Rudy ... it would be nice if it took him out on his way out.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

He'll be treated at Walter Reed Total Landscaping.

nickn, Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

I saw a Four Seasons Landscaping van here in Fife. I was thrown.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

Four Seasons Total Lung Scraping

sinewave boogie (Matt #2), Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

lol

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

I really am surprised he hasn't caught it earlier— there was the Melting Giuliani news conference where he wiped his whole face with a hanky he'd blown his nose with. It was...something.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 7 December 2020 00:14 (five years ago)

https://www.google.com/search?q=";Walter+Reed+Total+Landscaping"

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 7 December 2020 07:08 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/76oRRC6Mss

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) December 7, 2020

groovypanda, Monday, 7 December 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

BRB, gotta go pitch my Rudy Giuliani: Hygiene Teacher script while the iron is hot.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 December 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

Harold Budd

a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:44 (five years ago)

Fuck. The two Budd-Eno albums have long been go-to albums for me for coming down after a busy, stressful day. From what I know, his solo stuff is as beautiful.

Valentijn, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

yeah his Jane 1-11 is fantastic

a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

PA Gov. Tom Wolf

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

republican operative nikki haley's 53yo sister-in-law died of it

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 December 2020 05:01 (five years ago)

thoughts and prayers to her family

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2020 05:29 (five years ago)

Valentijn - Head on over to the ILM Harold Budd thread for many recommendations on other Budd works. (And yes on the Budd-Eno albums--undoubtedly my two most listened-to albums by anyone ever.)

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 10 December 2020 06:28 (five years ago)

Ellen DeGeneres

pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:59 (five years ago)

awwww man, everyone loves ellen

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:00 (five years ago)

A month ago New Hampshire Republicans reclaimed control of the state House of Representatives. Last week Rep. Dick Hinch (R-Merrimack) became the new Speaker of the House. Yesterday he died of COVID. It appears that a GOP caucus meeting on November 20th may have a superspreader event.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

I'm also sad to report that Giuliani has left the hospital where he was being treated for covid.

pomenitul, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

*BART SIMPSON VOICE* i’m looking for a mr hinch?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

It's amazing how these awful people flouting recommendations keep walking away from this relatively unscathed.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

at what point does a political party itself become simply an ongoing superspreader event

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:36 (five years ago)

gives new meaning to "corona party"

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 December 2020 00:25 (five years ago)

Korean director Kim Ki-Duk

Vinnie, Friday, 11 December 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

Meant to say passed away from complications

Vinnie, Friday, 11 December 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

xp As far as relatively unscathed goes, these people haven't died but god knows what the hell they're going to be dealing with over the next few years, if not the rest of their lives, really.

henry s, Friday, 11 December 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

xp As far as relatively unscathed goes, these people haven't died but god knows what the hell they're going to be dealing with over the next few years, if not the rest of their lives, really.


I have a friend who probably had COVID syndrome (they're not sure) and has lost a limb and spent weeks in the hospital. I want all these ghouls to get AT LEAST the same.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 11 December 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

This shitstain

California Rep. Devin Nunes says he's tested positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/kOtnphUgMJ

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 11, 2020

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

oh god please just this one, just this ONE TIME

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

But how is his cow?

Change Display Name: (stevie), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

How many Dems have caught Covid so far?

Change Display Name: (stevie), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

I hope Nunes walks out of his house during a fever dream and gets run over by a tractor and Loudon Wainwright III writes a song about him

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

"Dev Nunes in the middle of the road..."

nickn, Friday, 11 December 2020 23:59 (five years ago)

and he's stinkin to high heaven

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:11 (five years ago)

Ah crap. Charley Pride.

https://mailchi.mp/2911/charley-pride-dies-at-age-86

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

Florida basketball star Keyontae Johnson, 21, collapsed early in the game against rival Florida State and is in critical but stable condition at Tallahassee Memorial, according to the school.

Like most of his teammates, Johnson tested positive for COVID-19 during the summer. Although the cause of Johnson's ailment was not immediately known, the coronavirus can lead to myocarditis, a viral infection of the heart muscle.

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

Christ

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Ah crap. Charley Pride.

https://mailchi.mp/2911/charley-pride-dies-at-age-86🕸

Ah, man. RIP.

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

Ashanti, thus cancelling tonight's Verzuz

Ashanti just posted this. Hope she makes a speedy recovery and thank God this event didn't happen in person tonight. pic.twitter.com/MkIVCpGFV3

— Jamilah (@JamilahLemieux) December 12, 2020

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 December 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

I don't know what a Verzuz is but she says she doesn't want to cancel it in that screenshot

huge rant (sic), Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:04 (five years ago)

virtual verzuz

flappy bird, Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

Vs. Keyshia Cole

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:16 (five years ago)

I guess there can be a silver lining to almost anything

DJP, Sunday, 13 December 2020 05:27 (five years ago)

Prime Minister Dlamini of Eswatini (formerly known as Swaziland), dead at 53.

A Like Supreme (Sanpaku), Sunday, 13 December 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

Interior Department Secretary David Bernhardt

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2020/12/16/bernhardt-coronavirus/

Alba, Thursday, 17 December 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

Macron!

that's a hard e-no from me (Matt #2), Thursday, 17 December 2020 09:44 (five years ago)

lol owned

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

MacRona

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:15 (five years ago)

Leslie West of Mountain is apparently on a vent and in critical condition. Sending him good vibes. Haven't listened to Climbing! in a long time but I am today, such a great album.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

aww sad. hope he pulls through

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

Is it Covid though? No mention of it anywhere, I thought he was just in poor health.

He has not left us yet. He is on his deathbed. Send some love and prayers his way for a safe journey to the other side.... https://t.co/zuGvpocEH9

— Dee Snider🇺🇸 (@deesnider) December 23, 2020

why can't they dance to Holdsworth? (Matt #2), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

Dawn Wells (best known as Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island) died from COVID. She was 82.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:24 (five years ago)

Larry King (hospitalized): https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/02/media/larry-king-covid-19/index.html

clemenza, Sunday, 3 January 2021 03:46 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

David Chappelle

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/21/dave-chappelle-positive-test-covid-19-cancel-show/

Alba, Friday, 22 January 2021 13:45 (five years ago)

hope Elon Musk gets it too since he was there

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:16 (five years ago)

i mean, grimes already had it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:19 (five years ago)

ah well in that case I hope Elon gets hit by a bus

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:19 (five years ago)

Isn't it possible Elon Musk gave it to Chappelle?

Alba, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:20 (five years ago)

it was his way of trying to get the cases down to 0 soon

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:22 (five years ago)

OMG, that photo.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:22 (five years ago)

Reminds me of that one notorious ILX photo.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:23 (five years ago)

This one, of course:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile4.jpg

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:26 (five years ago)

Zinédine Zidane

pomenitul, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:35 (five years ago)

(Infected, not dead.)

pomenitul, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:36 (five years ago)

headbutt the virus

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:40 (five years ago)

xxxpost Well there's a flashback!

Sadly, the genius Remy Julienne

Stunt driver extraordinaire Rémy Julienne has died at the age of 90 from Covid-19. He worked on six James Bond films. pic.twitter.com/hWZzvkefFw

— James Bond (@jamesbondlive) January 22, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 16:20 (five years ago)

Madman. Rest In Peace, Rémy. Fuck Covid.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:30 (five years ago)

RIP. That one photo looks like Belmondo.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:33 (five years ago)

(Chapelle) also weighed in on the risks that come with catching COVID saying, "There is always some risk when you're trying to better someone's life. This is the reality of the coronavirus, you can do everything to be safe, but there is always a possibility that you can be unsafe. We did everything we could to give people a good time."

"A world where I don't do standup for about 12 months is not worth living in. If that makes me a hero then so be it."

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:45 (five years ago)

wait i guess that quote is from Donnell Rawlings, i retract my zing

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:47 (five years ago)

Sekou Smith at 48, holy shit.

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:42 (five years ago)

Jóhannes Eðvaldsson, footballer.

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 January 2021 12:21 (five years ago)

Captain Sir Tom Moore, walking centenarian

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55881508

StanM, Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:46 (five years ago)

(in hospital with the covid, not fallen)

StanM, Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:48 (five years ago)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9d5472e2a1df42e2b0dfba38ad33ff45/tenor.gif?itemid=18254094

scampish inquisition (gyac), Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:49 (five years ago)

wanking centenarian

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:01 (five years ago)

it would be very bad taste to wish death on such a charitable old soul, but I am a coarse old mean bastard - I hope the decayed cake faced flag fucking MI6 asset totally fucking croaks it man!

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:05 (five years ago)

my mum always says no-one gets to that age without being pure evil

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

anyway serves the indulgent cunt right for going on a Caribbean jaunt while most UK citizens were locking down

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:10 (five years ago)

Things you only found out about the venerable Captain from Wikipedia:

He was a contestant in the Christmas Day 1983 edition of the BBC Television game show Blankety Blank.[21]

kicked off mumsnet for speaking my mind (Matt #2), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:17 (five years ago)

Light a candle for Captain Moore to represent the many, many villages he put to the torch during the Burma campaign

— Professor Piss Shitty (@doctor___fuck) January 31, 2021

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:44 (five years ago)

@Keir_Starmer
The whole nation hopes you get well soon
@captaintommoore
. You've been an inspiration to us all throughout this crisis.

I think Kieth should visit and give him a big kiss, it's not like he doesn't get the rona every fucking week anyway.

calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:05 (five years ago)

i feel very lucky to not know who the captain is

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:41 (five years ago)

one half of the best pop duo in history u cretin

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:42 (five years ago)

oh oops wrong Captain!

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:42 (five years ago)

i feel very lucky to not know who the captain of the best pop duo in history is, because that means i get to find out!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:49 (five years ago)

and he was on Blankety Blank one time

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:12 (five years ago)

i feel like the U.S. could handle the captain. not saying he's easy to deal with, but we could arrange a trade? i've got this guy named mark levin

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:20 (five years ago)

my mum always says no-one gets to that age without being pure evil

― calzino

[Looks at "People you were surprised to find were still alive," sees Henry Kissinger]

Checks out!

nickn, Monday, 1 February 2021 04:16 (five years ago)

i'm not sure why "bbc television game show blankety blank" is the funniest phrase in human history

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 1 February 2021 04:26 (five years ago)

^^ i loved it too, it's highly relatable

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 February 2021 06:58 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYhXdnaZE_M

calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 07:48 (five years ago)

i'm not sure why "bbc television game show blankety blank" is the funniest phrase in human history

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, the hit spinoff of US TV series ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ focused on 6-year-old breakout star "Honey Boo Boo Child", was cancelled after four series when "Mama June" Shannon was papped with a man who had been released after serving a ten-year sentence for aggravated child molestation. They had been involved prior to his conviction, during which time he had molested her then-8-year-old eldest daughter.

She explained to a reporter for Entertainment Tonight “that something happened” between her daughter and the molester, but that she had “told Chickadee not to bring up the past again. It would be hard for me.” She went on to assert to ET that she had only seen him twice since his release, once by accident, and once at an arranged meeting for a then-fourteen-year-old daughter Pumpkin that she had with Molester X. However, she subsequently revealed that she had lied to Pumpkin about her parentage these 14 years, but now Pumpkin had become jealous of her sister Chickadee's prior sexual relationship with putative father Molester X.

Pumpkin's real father, it transpired, was a different convicted sex offender, who had served time for sexual exploitation of minors after being caught on ‘To Catch a Predator’ in 2005. He was also the father of Chubbs, the sister in between Chickadee and Pumpkin, but she had not lied about this to Chubbs or the other sisters.

Also, Mama June's husband Sugar Bear left her when it turned out she actually was dating the man who had raped her 8-yer-old daughter 12 years earlier.

Sugar Bear and Mama June later appeared on ‘Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars’ season 4, but this effort to repair their relationship faltered when Sugar Bear revealed his own infidelities.

June herself was criticized for her daughter's diet, which included "Go Go Juice," a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew that contains as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. She used the blended beverage to get her daughter ready for pageants. Shannon, in responding to such criticism, pointed out, "There are far worse things...I could be giving her alcohol."

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:19 (five years ago)

^ how this post happened: I thought "what's that even sillier American TV show title I've heard of: something about Honey Boo Boo?" -> looked up 'Honey Boo Boo' to check.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:21 (five years ago)

That's us got the "how" child abuse and exploitation got posted in a covid thread...

new variant (onimo), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:47 (five years ago)

EXCLUSIVE: Twinkies, Zebra Cakes and Honey Buns: Masked Mama June beats the coronavirus blues by loading up her grocery cart with junk food

yeah, sorry though. America going "lol aren't other countries crazy!!?" is far more aggravating to me than usual these days.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 09:01 (five years ago)

well this thread has certainly seen some action overnight

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 February 2021 10:29 (five years ago)

This seems non-libellous!

scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 10:39 (five years ago)

what is already as good as dead cannot sue you for defamation!

calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 10:44 (five years ago)

He's over 100 so he's been made public domain. Feel free to add your own Tom's Burmese Days fic.

new variant (onimo), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:13 (five years ago)

https://comb.io/KsuRD9.gif

calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 11:21 (five years ago)

sorry if I'm getting a bit carried away here, but Capt Tom getting the Rona is just the feelgood boost the UK needed right now!

calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 11:27 (five years ago)

He's since died of it.

stet, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:09 (five years ago)

Seriously reckless to fly a 100 year old to the Bahamas with the vaccine so close.

The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:14 (five years ago)

Like there was surely a conversation that went "this might kill him..."

The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:15 (five years ago)

Was he really still using his military rank through 7.5 decades of civilian life? Shades of Are You Being Served's Captain Peacock if so.

kicked off mumsnet for speaking my mind (Matt #2), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:18 (five years ago)

(xp) "... yes, but think of the publicity."

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:32 (five years ago)

xp in america if you ever coach football, people are forever required by law to address you as Coach

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:42 (five years ago)

Andrew yang per gothamist

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:46 (five years ago)

Seriously reckless to fly a 100 year old to the Bahamas with the vaccine so close. out of a raging plague island during a pandemic at all

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:02 (five years ago)

Ethan Hawke too, from a radio story last Sunday.

nickn, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:51 (five years ago)

Virality Bites

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:00 (five years ago)

https://loudwire.com/maynard-james-keenan-covid-19-second-time-emergency-room/

StanM, Monday, 8 February 2021 15:55 (five years ago)

House Rep Ron Wright (TX-6) who posted this tweet 3 days ago:

Democrats are choosing teachers unions and special interests over the well-being of our students.

The CDC says schools can safely re-open if proper precautions are taken.

What are we waiting for? pic.twitter.com/1dqLlxzZMU

— Ron Wright (@RepRonWright) February 5, 2021

...has died of COVID.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:30 (five years ago)

aw his last tweet was to wish a happy birthday to ronald reagan, rip

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:32 (five years ago)

tweet aged well

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

i could be confusing him with someone else but isn't he one of those guys who thinks women should be prosecuted for having abortions

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:53 (five years ago)

yes

Reproaction, an abortion rights advocacy group, published a video May 30 asking Wright what he thought of women going to jail for self-managed abortions.

“Of course they should,” Wright says after saying he considers that by having an abortion “they committed murder.”

Asked if women should be punished in general for getting an abortion, Wright says, “Absolutely.”

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:54 (five years ago)

i could be confusing him with someone else but isn't he one of those guys who thinks women should be prosecuted for having abortions

― superdeep borehole (harbl)

given what we've seen, i assume that all GOP reps would support prosecuting women for abortions, when it comes down to it

it really is a party of complete creeps and out-of-date morons who haven't updated their priors since the reagan revolution

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 16:58 (five years ago)

yes i should have clarified, he was willing to actually say it

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 8 February 2021 17:04 (five years ago)

clarifications that make you feel an internal "oof"

but yes, that's right

:(

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

thoughts and prayers for his family

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 17:09 (five years ago)

at least he'll be keeping 6 feet away from others

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 01:15 (five years ago)

I see what you did there.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 01:56 (five years ago)

Laura Groves (hopefully on the mend)

Been struggling a little with post-covid symptoms, especially the effect it's had on my voice. Breathing and voice have always been things I've felt in control of and am very spiritually connected to - it's so interconnected with who I am - so it's a hard feeling to navigate.

— Laura Groves (@Laura_Groves_) February 9, 2021

groovypanda, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 13:55 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Don’t recall if I ever told you my story about him, well my friend’s story really

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 April 2021 16:29 (five years ago)

I'm all ears...

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 16:03 (five years ago)

Former Italy rugby captain and Scotland scrum coach Massimo Cuttitta. Only 54

groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:19 (five years ago)

Ted Nugent (not dead)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-nugent-catches-coronavirus-after-year-of-telling-us-the-pandemic-is-all-fake

Alba, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:16 (five years ago)

(not yet)

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:23 (five years ago)

I presume he must be faking it.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:46 (five years ago)

Ironic to be killed by this after he lived through cat scratch fever.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:51 (five years ago)

Ted Nugent, living out the plot of Crank ("I got the Chinese shit.")

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 13:19 (five years ago)

Pretty sure at this point the Nuge got the American shit, which is very much on brand.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 13:22 (five years ago)

just what the doctor ordered

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 13:24 (five years ago)

If the Rona took John Prine but the Nuge recovers, I’m gonna flip a table

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 18:08 (five years ago)

As he's reporting it, it sounds like he's past the worst of it, sadly. But, of fucking course, just like clockwork, these douchebags get sick and still deny it:

“I’ve never been so sick in all my life,” Nugent said. He went on to suggest there is no point in being tested for COVID-19 and downplayed the need for social distancing, mask wearing and being vaccinated against the virus.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

If you really needed the point underscored, COVID has demonstrated that there's no justice in this fallen world of ours.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 18:19 (five years ago)

I'm just sick and tired of these science denying pieces of shit doubling down even after getting sick as hell from it. It's infuriating, dangerous and a significant contribution to why 25% of adults in this fucking country are refusing to get vaccinated.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 18:54 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lmao perfect

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/bill-maher-covid-1234953004/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 May 2021 01:40 (five years ago)

Real Milli Vanilli singer John Davis dies of COVID-19

https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-real-milli-vanilli-singer-john-davis-dead-covid-20210526-gubz4qoomfemzhikp2xsiogswq-story.html

Alba, Thursday, 27 May 2021 12:35 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Montel Williams, although he's already recovered
Lindsey Graham

both were breakthrough infections

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 August 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

Reba McEntire and her boyfriend, both vaxxed, both breakthrough infections.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 August 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Jesse Jackson and wife infected :(

Phil Valentine, the talk radio guy who was into vaccine conspiracy, he died

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 22 August 2021 01:09 (four years ago)

jfc this paragraph:

On July 11, 2021, Valentine acknowledged he had COVID-19 and bragged about how it wasn't going to be a problem, claiming he might have to take a day off from it.[28] On July 23, 2021, Valentine was hospitalized with COVID-19, in very serious condition and fighting for his life. After contracting the disease, he regretted not being more vehemently ‘pro-vaccine’ according to his radio station. On July 28, Valentine was placed on a ventilator[29][30][31] to focus on treating his lungs.[32] On August 1, it was reported that his family was seeking treatment for him on an ECMO machine.[33] Valentine died from the disease on August 21, 2021.[34]

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 August 2021 02:52 (four years ago)

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/20/entertainment/melissa-joan-hart/index.html

StanM, Sunday, 22 August 2021 04:32 (four years ago)

Jerry Messing, aka Gordon Crisp of Freaks and Geeks

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/freaks-and-geeks-actor-jerry-messing-on-ventilator-after-catching-coronavirus-3024970

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 August 2021 02:16 (four years ago)

Same article reveals Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden tested positive!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 August 2021 02:36 (four years ago)

Quarantine In The Hills!

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 August 2021 03:09 (four years ago)

As noted in the rolling metal thread, Trouble/The Skull vocalist Eric Wagner:

https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/former-trouble-singer-eric-wagner-dies-after-battle-with-covid-pneumonia/

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 23 August 2021 14:30 (four years ago)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Statement from Senate President @FannKfann #AZSenate #Audit pic.twitter.com/H7xDHdRiK3

— AZSenateRepublicans (@AZSenateGOP) August 23, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 August 2021 19:52 (four years ago)

the vid ate my homework

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 23 August 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

Jerry Messing, aka Gordon Crisp of Freaks and Geeks

...and Willips Brighton's son! what a legend

the adventures of pavlo and schrödis (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

RIP to the great Kenny Malone. His drumming was a vibe and added so much to so many legendary records. He was a topic of many conversations I’ve had recently. Covid took another legend from us. Heartbreaking.

— ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ (@JoshuaHedley) August 26, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 August 2021 23:09 (four years ago)

Oh no!!!

It appears that Milo Yiannopoulos has COVID. pic.twitter.com/N2iEc7IgNV

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 28, 2021

frogbs, Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

"But I don't have any friends"

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:46 (four years ago)

Been a while since the 'rona killed a terrible famous person, maybe it's due.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

Hope he goes out screaming about ivermectin.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 August 2021 19:12 (four years ago)

but he didn't go out, has no friends, and got it from vaccinated people

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 August 2021 19:19 (four years ago)

Hope he goes out screaming about ivermectin.

liveblogging about his symptoms after being injected with ivermectin is the biggest tell that this is completely fictional, and (as with fundraising for his conversion camp) he's just being extremely blatant about his grifts in order to only attract the most credulous of marks.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 28 August 2021 19:28 (four years ago)

Of which there are potentially a lot out there.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 August 2021 19:31 (four years ago)

Wait, did I hear that someone's looking for marks? Where do I send them my money and is there a limit to how much I can send?

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 August 2021 20:36 (four years ago)

ok, fine. then here's a real one:

Caleb Wallace, head of ‘San Angelo Freedom Fighters’ to “end covid tyranny” is sedated on a ventilator. He has 3 kids and wife pregnant. He treated himself with ivermectin. Here he in interview: “The science is out there, and it’s saying this is perfectly fine to live with.” pic.twitter.com/zCgUdwbbuC

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 27, 2021

[the next day]

Caleb Wallace just died. https://t.co/q0dOPJtjYg

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 28, 2021

frogbs, Sunday, 29 August 2021 02:26 (four years ago)

It truly is fine to live with. Until you die, anyway.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 August 2021 02:28 (four years ago)

Lee "Scratch" Perry, or at least it seems likely -- vocal opponent of vaccination and masking, said in interviews a couple of months ago he didn't need the vaccine because he was extremely healthy, no coverage of him being sick that I can see up to the announcement of his death this morning

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

Also, tbf, he was 85.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan got Covid and decided to take Ivermectin Jfc Stop taking horse dewormer and get vaccinated pic.twitter.com/S4fkgnNf3R

— Zach Schwartz (@zachzachzach) September 1, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:20 (four years ago)

sigh. is this reality?

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:35 (four years ago)

not really surprising is it?

seems he took everything under the sun for it. bar the vax of course

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

Does it do any good to get vaccinated once you're actively infected?

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:41 (four years ago)

I thought I heard there's some evidence it can reduce the severity of some symptoms?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:42 (four years ago)

no, obviously not. i mean more that it is more ironic that he is happy to ingest all sorts of odd things due to covid but not the vaccine

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:42 (four years ago)

that was an xp

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:43 (four years ago)

Paul Stanley had it and gave it to Gene Simmons.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:45 (four years ago)

are regular people even able to get monoclonal antibodies right now?

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

i think so. is milo yiannopolous (sp?) dead yet? he took the horse paste

criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

lol good timing to repost this

Joe Rogan Starting To Make A Lot Of Sense To Man Who Gets All His News From Joe Rogan https://t.co/GVlHMvP5Hc pic.twitter.com/QN9sOK7q6p

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 1, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:02 (four years ago)

if he dies, will I get a discount on my spotify subscription?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

a cursory search shows that there are actually some studies that indicate that the horse paste is possibly somewhat effective.

there are also studies that say it isn't.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

i think so. is milo yiannopolous (sp?) dead yet? he took the horse paste

― criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, September 1, 2021 2:49 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like milo probably just pretended to take the horse paste

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:10 (four years ago)

xp it is indeed plausible that ivermectin is effective, in fact there are numerous trials involving it right now, unfortunately no large scale studies seem to support that conclusion, and most of the ones that show it to be effective wind up being flawed in fairly major ways. there is also the problem that ivermectin does not bind particularly well to cell proteins and you would probably need to take like 15x the recommended dose to prevent viral replication. regardless there appears to be a major grift involving this drug right now so its no surprise those favorable studies are popping up a lot

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

are regular people even able to get monoclonal antibodies right now?

You can even have someone set you up at home now IIRC.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:26 (four years ago)

tbh i think it's lazy that journalists are now calling it "horse dewormer." it has people applications. you can even give it to your wild fox and raccoon friends. the point is not that it's a dewormer for animals. i just think it's funny because it reminds me of "toad's horse yogurt" ad on check it out with dr. steve brule.

criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:39 (four years ago)

everyone goes on about ketamine being horse-tranquilizer as if it isn't used on humans all the time

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:54 (four years ago)

tbh i think it's lazy that journalists are now calling it "horse dewormer."


Agree, but they were kind of egged on by the FDA tweeting “you are not a horse”.

Alba, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:57 (four years ago)

Rogan will 1000% be ok and then turn even more antivax

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 23:31 (four years ago)

yeah I hate to say it but if this guy succumbs it would do a lot of fucking good

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

Unfortunately, I doubt that Rogan's death would be the sudden 'come to Jesus' moment that spurs people to suddenly re-embrace rational thought.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 00:10 (four years ago)

Not even the appearance of Jesus himself.

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 September 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

Rogan will 1000% be ok and then turn even more antivax


Stop that! Think positive!

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 September 2021 00:24 (four years ago)

Yeah I made the same point the other day that it’s like the “horse tranquilliser” hysteria around ketamine — one difference here tho is that many of these people are literally taking horse paste because doctors won’t prescribe ivermectin for covid, so they are going to vets, feed stores &c and buying medicine meant for livestock (apparently creating a shortage for those who actually need it for their animals)

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 2 September 2021 07:12 (four years ago)

The vast majority of recreational ketamine is cat/dog tranquiliser aiui, people just call it horse tranquiliser for the good and right reason that it's funnier.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 September 2021 07:48 (four years ago)

Funniness, and a large side order of ridicule, is the overriding reason for mentioning its equine usage.

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 September 2021 08:30 (four years ago)

I knew what ivermectin and levamisole were because in the early to mid-2010s, there was a big scare in San Francisco party circuits about cocaine cut with levamisole. There are...lots of bad side effects if you snort the stuff, apparently!

Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:52 (four years ago)

gonna be hard for drug dealers to get their hands on it now, silver linings!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:24 (four years ago)

tapeworms are taking over the party scene

criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:26 (four years ago)

It's morbid to think "whose death from this disease could save the most lives," but it does seem like Joe's near the top of that list.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

it's this kind of stuff that pisses me off the most about right-wing anti-vax celebrities getting covid and then surviving to tell their followers to double-down on anti-vax. from the last paragraphs of the washington post write-up:

On Wednesday, Rogan told his followers his diagnosis forced him to reschedule his upcoming show in Nashville until late October.

“My apologies to everyone, obviously it’s nothing I can control. It is what it is, crazy times we’re living in,” he said. “But a wonderful heartfelt thank you to modern medicine for pulling me out of this so quickly and easily.

would it trouble the writer too much to add a little note reminding readers that Joe Rogan has $100s of millions of dollars now and can afford the best treatment of all time? and that so many other people are just fucked?

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

come on everyone, it's not that hard. just use your awesome health insurance to get the best treatment and then pay off the tens of thousands of dollars you still owe! don't put it on yr credit card ya dummies, pay it off with that giant stack of cash you have that you don't even have to think about! wait, you're not rich? bro. bro. did you put the $1200 stimulus into bitcoin like we all told you to do? have fun staying poor and dying from covid!!!

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

The data on the monoclonal antibody treatments look pretty good so if Rogan is willing to stand up and say "I got the expensive cutting-edge treatment that Donald Trump and Greg Abbott got and I came through OK" instead of "no need for vaccination when ivermectin's right there in gallon tubes at the tackle shop" more power to him

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

If he survives, I expect he won't be at all disingenuous about how + why he survived, and I'm sure his followers will be suddenly very sobered by the facts on the ground, and also monkeys are most likely going to fly out of my butt

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:10 (four years ago)

If a komodo dragon doesn't come and bite it first

(backstory: he used to use that phrase, about a komodo dragon biting people on the ass. I only know this because I had a boss who made us listen to this shit during the early years)

Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 September 2021 21:03 (four years ago)

The vast majority of recreational ketamine is cat/dog tranquiliser aiui, people just call it horse tranquiliser for the good and right reason that it's funnier.


unless people are mixing it,ketamine is ketamine. the same shit vets use on animals was used as a battlefield anesthetic in the 60s and is used recreationally.

beard papa, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:01 (four years ago)

it is indeed plausible that ivermectin is effective, in fact there are numerous trials involving it right now...

You know what else is effective? The various Covid vaccines.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:07 (four years ago)

“My baby does K all day”

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

Quick multiple choice test: Which is the best option?

A) Decreasing the symptoms of covid.
B) Shortening the duration of covid.
C) Preventing covid altogether.
D) All of the above.

If you chose option D, then you should be vaccinated. Because it alone accomplishes all of those things, while nothing else is proved to do so.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:21 (four years ago)

Yeah but what about freedom!

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

Yesterday I found out that one of my creative mentors had contracted the Delta variant earlier in August, which developed into Covid Pneumonia and a hospitalization a couple weeks ago...and now his death about an hour ago.

He apparently wasn't vaxxed, which I would like to think was due to some other medical issues he had rather than plain ignorance.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:48 (four years ago)

i'm really sorry to hear that. :(

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:52 (four years ago)

Really sorry to hear that. Sounds similar to what happened with my friend (before vaccines were available and not Delta).

kinder, Thursday, 2 September 2021 22:52 (four years ago)

Oh, so sorry for your loss.

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2021 23:16 (four years ago)

unless people are mixing it,ketamine is ketamine. the same shit vets use on animals was used as a battlefield anesthetic in the 60s and is used recreationally.

Sure sure, I just mean that people are getting it from small-animal vets they know rather than raiding stables - as you say, it's all the same, so "horse tranquilisers" is just for comedy.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 September 2021 07:02 (four years ago)

it is indeed plausible that ivermectin is effective, in fact there are numerous trials involving it right now...

You know what else is effective? The various Covid vaccines.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, September 2, 2021 5:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's POSSIBLE not plausible, since no credible study has shown so and the manufacturer of the drug itself says there is no evidence

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

(ivermectin obv not vaccine)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:34 (four years ago)

I just mean plausible as in if you were looking for an existing drug to treat Covid, this would be a decent candidate. it's shown good results....in test tubes

as far as the studies go, even if you eliminate the infamous Elgazzar study I think there are enough "good" studies for ivermectin to convince people who don't really understand the scientific process. that of course is the problem, it's easy to throw a bunch of numbers in someone's face to convince someone who really wants to believe that the government is suppressing an effective treatment to force people to get the vaccine for some reason. Unfortunately the follow-up studies are showing basically no benefit but these are after the "media" got ahold of the ivermectin story so everything is corrupt now, sorry folks they don't want you to know the truth but if you visit your local livestock store you just may save your own life

frogbs, Friday, 3 September 2021 16:02 (four years ago)

also worth mentioning that a bunch of countries actually are prescribing ivermectin for Covid, just cuz they don't really know what else to do right now. there are of course some people claiming those countries are seeing a big drop in hospitalizations and deaths because of it, but as you probably know already, that's not really true at all

frogbs, Friday, 3 September 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

I have no problem with doctors prescribing ivermectin or for that matter hydroxychoroquine or high doses of vitamin D or zinc; I only have a problem with people not taking more effective precautions because "they know" ivermectin will reliably and swiftly cure them if they get sick. (And I would also have a problem with doctors prescribing ivermectin in a context where an apparently clearly better treatment like the Regeneron med is available.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 September 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

also worth mentioning that a bunch of countries actually are prescribing ivermectin for Covid

i'm not an expert, i hate googling for this shit. is there a link?

i see a bunch of stuff talking about how at the beginning of the pandemic (2020) it was being prescribed in brazil and a lot of latin american countries. then i see a bunch of stuff about how studying covid/the vaccine has been difficult there because of all the people taking ivermectin. i don't see anything about countries that are currently prescribing it. but i'm on my 6th tab and out of steam

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:25 (four years ago)

this is the link my older brother sent me:

https://www.biznews.com/health/2021/07/29/ivermectin-treatment

I apologize for linking it, obviously this is mostly bullshit, but I've heard from a number of places that countries without much access to vaccines are trying it

frogbs, Friday, 3 September 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

And they're saying the same thing about the US. "I hear the US is awash in vaccine and people are *still* taking it, so it must be good!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:46 (four years ago)

Wrong thread?

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

i'm on my 6th tab and out of steam

I want you to know I'm imagining you guzzling diet cola right now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

Same

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

life comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/8k1NYg69Qg

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) September 17, 2021

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 17 September 2021 03:09 (four years ago)

^^Laura Loomer

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 17 September 2021 03:10 (four years ago)

This is the best.

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 17 September 2021 03:17 (four years ago)

On The View this morning, they were going to have Kamala Harris in the studio, so the four panelists had to take Covid tests; both Sunny Hostin & Anna Navarro failed theirs, and were both ushered off-stage while the show was on-air, and now the show is having move Harris (who hadn't yet come on stage) elsewhere in the building for a remote interview.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 September 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

oh man, i hope they have enough ivermectin on hand. just whatever you do, don't take them to the hospital! people DIE in the hospital when they have covid. THINK about it. keep them away from the hospital where they can get the most cutting edge treatments. the ICU is for sheep who think that modern medicine has nothing to do with money. the doctors get more money when people die - look it up. do your research. i'm sure the view has done theirs and i look forward to seeing Hostin and Navarro come back stronger than a horse when they get back

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 September 2021 15:59 (four years ago)

I heard you can catch Covid just by watching "The View".

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 September 2021 16:00 (four years ago)

Looks like they were asymptomatic?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:00 (four years ago)

mmmhmm. perfect use case for ivermectin then - if you're asymptomatic and take it you gain immunity crystals that last years

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:02 (four years ago)

lol "Hostin"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/H7AwI3n.png

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:08 (four years ago)

you may contact Sunny on The View directly at 315-771-VIEW

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:08 (four years ago)

Who's on the View?

Navarro, Hostin

I didn't ask who was hosting. I asked who's the View

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:14 (four years ago)

nba march 11 2020 vibes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:26 (four years ago)

I still can recall that glorious day in October, 2020 when the news hit the wires that the President of the United States of America had covid, then soon afterward he got onto a helicopter and was flown to the hospital. (sighs) But it all came to nothing in the end but an abortive insurrection, Congress in lockdown and five dead.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:31 (four years ago)

The best week of the year no doubt, even better than the week of the election.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:35 (four years ago)

Starting to feel like Covid is a just a desperate closeted, married dude on grinder with the first thing in his profile being the words "U HOST"

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 24 September 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

Ben Garrison, Trump-loving anti-vaxx cartoonist who was invited to the White House in 2017 then uninvited due to his antisemitism, has COVID.

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:10 (four years ago)

should've gotten his cum injection

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:13 (four years ago)

Hell yeah

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:29 (four years ago)

Nobody who deserves it ever seems to die of Covid. I have in my mind a painting of a lonely diner where trump, nugent & garrison all convene for a late nite cuppa joe

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 27 September 2021 03:26 (four years ago)

If he doesn't die, I hope Ben Garrison at least spends days convinced he will die and must endure a misery he will never forget.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 27 September 2021 03:43 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/bY7CuJX.jpg

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 September 2021 04:05 (four years ago)

Horse!

DJI, Monday, 27 September 2021 04:40 (four years ago)

cross your fingers for alt-right racist misogynist prick Roosh V.

https://i.redd.it/8w0n33y4omq71.jpg

peace, man, Thursday, 30 September 2021 12:27 (four years ago)

cross my heart and hope you'll die

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 September 2021 12:32 (four years ago)

I just don't believe that these fucking douchebags who say they're taking invermectin are actually taking invermectin

thing that i used to think was cool but now i just don't have time for (stevie), Thursday, 30 September 2021 12:44 (four years ago)

This reads a lot like the Garrison announcement, and at this point I'm starting to think these are just fake attempts by minor right-wing people to sell Ivermectin. I'm not convinced that either of these assholes had covid at all.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 30 September 2021 12:46 (four years ago)

Whoops, ivermectin my trousers!

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:01 (four years ago)

I just don't believe that these fucking douchebags who say they're taking invermectin are actually taking invermectin


Invermectin, Scotland

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:13 (four years ago)

I kind of want to start selling these fools some pectin
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91cGbClc1ZL._SX425_PIbundle-8,TopRight,0,0_AA425SH20_.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:26 (four years ago)

I'd imagine that if you're petulant and contrary enough and guarantee that at least one lib will be owned with every purchase, you can apparently sell them literally anything. There's a real killing to be made from those with disposable income and no critical faculties.

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:38 (four years ago)

I think the questions "Did you get Covid?" and/or "Did you use Ivermectin?" are going to be the future version of "Did you serve in the military?" in wing nut circles. For most the answer will be No, but those who answer Yes will be gods.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 September 2021 14:01 (four years ago)

Justice Kavanaugh has tested positive for COVID-19 -- Supreme Court

— Lawrence Hurley (@lawrencehurley) October 1, 2021

thing that i used to think was cool but now i just don't have time for (stevie), Friday, 1 October 2021 12:57 (four years ago)

oh god

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 October 2021 12:59 (four years ago)

fuck i guess he’s vaxxed though

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 October 2021 13:00 (four years ago)

oh no is covid ok

— dash lewis // gardener (@gardenerjams) October 1, 2021

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 October 2021 13:14 (four years ago)

fuck i guess he’s vaxxed though

You never know.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 October 2021 15:12 (four years ago)

Does beer help w/ Covid symptoms?

henry s, Friday, 1 October 2021 15:16 (four years ago)

HE LIKES BEER, OK

typo hell #7: 3-5 of those thinking of want to say (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 October 2021 15:20 (four years ago)

fuckin Trump judges

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 October 2021 16:21 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOiyksNlrY0
RIP

He POLLS So Much About These Zings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 1 October 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

1/ After taking COVID and flu shots, Angela West tested positive for COVID yesterday, Friday. Col. West is experiencing a low grade fever and light body aches. Out of concern for public health, Col. West is suspending in-person events until receiving an all-clear indication. pic.twitter.com/Cwpc2XkWVG

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021


2/ Col. West will be available through virtual means to do events until his family's health issue is rectified.

He is already taking Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin protocols.

The West family thanks y'all for your prayers. "God's blessings and Texas First!"

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021


1/ I want to thank all of you for your prayers. Angela and I just completed the monoclonal antibody infusion therapy and are in the observation period. There’s a concern about my oxygen saturation levels, which are at 89 and they should be at 95. pic.twitter.com/8YbVNVfzOe

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021


2/ My chest X-rays do show COVID pneumonia, not serious. I am probably going to be admitted to the hospital.

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

Buried (!) lede there

1/ After taking COVID and flu shots, Angela West tested positive for COVID yesterday, Friday. Col. West is experiencing a low grade fever and light body aches. Out of concern for public health, Col. West is suspending in-person events until receiving an all-clear indication. pic.twitter.com/Cwpc2XkWVG

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

Sorry wrong tweet

3/ CLARIFICATION: In reading the comments, it appears there is some misunderstanding: Dr. Angela West received the vaccine. LTC West did not. LTC West has publicly stated he supports individual choice and this is reflected in his own family.

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 9, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

from Oliver North to Allan West, lieutenant colonels have been assholes

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:51 (four years ago)

fighting Big Pharma, one monoclonal antibody infusion therapy at a time

5/ I can attest that, after this experience, I am even more dedicated to fighting against vaccine mandates. Instead of enriching the pockets of Big Pharma and corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, we should be advocating the monoclonal antibody infusion therapy.

— Allen West (@AllenWest) October 10, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 10 October 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

Stocking it to Big Pharma by racking up thousands in hospital bills.

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 October 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

Sticking

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 October 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

Yeah, that last tweet is one of the more profoundly stupid things I've read a while.

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Sunday, 10 October 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

"the new Medicare payment rate for administering COVID-19 monoclonal antibody products, authorized or approved by the FDA, is approximately $450"

or $750 a dose if done at home

( from https://www.hhs.gov/guidance/document/monoclonal-antibody-covid-19-infusion ) but almost certainly incorrect because american medical things are never simple.

Casirivimab and Imdevimab
Bamlanivimab and Etesevimab

koogs, Sunday, 10 October 2021 18:00 (four years ago)

Should point out that West is the chair of the Texas GOP & is intending to primary Greg Abbott for governor.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 October 2021 18:41 (four years ago)

aw man. where are they going to find someone in TX to out dumb greg abbott and snag the GOP nomination

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 October 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

Pft, typical left-wing socialist dumb-shaming.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 October 2021 19:04 (four years ago)

Should point out that West is the chair of the Texas GOP & is intending to primary Greg Abbott for governor.


Also worth pointing out: http://archive.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2003/12/14/us_officer_to_resign_for_assulting_iraqi/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

The Shit Gift that keeps Shitting

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:49 (four years ago)

Noted flat-earther/Biblical literalist Rob Skiba, who per various social media posts died today.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:18 (four years ago)

good

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:22 (four years ago)

Skibbadebop

frogbs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

'Murdered by hospital" seems to be the take from his flat earth stans

groovypanda, Thursday, 14 October 2021 06:09 (four years ago)

For money

It’s the nurses. The nurses are making money off of this, they’re so happy to be working

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:28 (four years ago)

Robert Durst, after faking various illnesses in court

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 17 October 2021 02:55 (four years ago)

Colin Powell dies from Covid complications https://t.co/xWwJQiQ4I9 via @politico

— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) October 18, 2021

... (Eazy), Monday, 18 October 2021 12:29 (four years ago)

yikes what

Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 October 2021 12:41 (four years ago)

Jeez

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:01 (four years ago)

You see! I knew those vaccinations didn't work!

Double Chocula (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:18 (four years ago)

The chemical weapons finally got him

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:24 (four years ago)

HEY-O

Nhex, Monday, 18 October 2021 13:57 (four years ago)

Dennis Prager infected. He claims that he was taking hydroxyetc, ivermectin and antibiotics instead of a vaccine, and that he was trying to catch it.

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:22 (four years ago)

i don't who prager is, but i would like to buy his snake oil

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:23 (four years ago)

Neil Cavuto!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:24 (four years ago)

oh nice! i hate cavuto's asshole face!

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

to asshole face's credit, he did put out a statement saying that vaccines work and urging people to take them, and that he likely wouldn't be surviving now without his

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

Dennis Prager infected. He claims that he was taking hydroxyetc, ivermectin and antibiotics instead of a vaccine, and that he was trying to catch it.

― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, October 20, 2021 10:22 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If only Dr. Kevorkian were still around to help streamline these amateur hour attempts at suicide.

Gimme some skin! Because I don't have any skin. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:38 (four years ago)

(pooh poohs persistent warnings and continues to toy around with gun, accidentally shoots self in stomach) Oh my god, this is the worst pain I've ever experienced, I wonder if it's the flu

Gimme some skin! Because I don't have any skin. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 11:37 (four years ago)

Dennis Prager infected. He claims that he was taking hydroxyetc, ivermectin and antibiotics instead of a vaccine, and that he was trying to catch it.


Prager I am sure is one of the grifters who is actually vaccinated, but he's fronting to keep his credibility with his following.

Typo? Negative! (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 21 October 2021 14:51 (four years ago)

Ed Sheeran has tested positive.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:22 (four years ago)

+

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:22 (four years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-59030967

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:23 (four years ago)

Keir Starmer has tested positive: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/27/keir-starmer-tests-positive-for-covid

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 12:50 (four years ago)

🙏

calzino, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 12:52 (four years ago)

Bryan Adams too

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:15 (four years ago)

That's everyone, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:16 (four years ago)

RIP Music

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:49 (four years ago)

I had no use for it, but RIP anyway

Fine, Fine, Superfine Career Opportunities (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:53 (four years ago)

Has anyone made a poster featuring Jon Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams and Keir Starmer jamming in the ICU ward yet?

Alba, Sunday, 31 October 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

Jen Psaki!

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:06 (four years ago)

Jon Bon Jovi!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

Well i guess we know that getting your shot through the heart doesn't work

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:25 (four years ago)

It's like Bad Medicine

kinder, Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:27 (four years ago)

bad medicine he doesn't need imo

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:27 (four years ago)

We'll give it a shot

kinder, Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:28 (four years ago)

wanted: dead

someone get me a bladder (Matt #2), Sunday, 31 October 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

he's down on it's luck it's tough
so tough

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 November 2021 02:34 (four years ago)

Trumper and Covid denier Kristy Swanson (actress).

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kristy-swanson-covid-misinformation_n_61805f24e4b06b9de8b9e894

nickn, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

An ex-GF swore she was the No. 1 Buffy Fan on the planet, and had never seen nor even knew of that original film

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

Saw that movie in the theatre with my dad the week it came out.

As credits rolled, my dad wrinkled his nose, turned to me and said "she's going to spread misinformation about COVID some day"

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 04:52 (four years ago)

Aaron Rodgers

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

Tim Pool

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tim-pool-caught-covid-and-joe-rogan-offered-to-pay-his-medical-bills/

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:42 (four years ago)

Tim Pool is an American citizen journalist and a political commentator as well as a YouTuber

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:49 (four years ago)

I know he's a dipshit but there's like a 80% chance he's lying about being unvaccinated

frogbs, Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:39 (four years ago)

LA mayor Eric Garcetti

nickn, Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:05 (four years ago)

Brazilian orchestra leader Letieres Leite, who worked with Hermeto Pascoal and Gilberto Gil, amongst others, passed from COVID related complications.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 5 November 2021 14:43 (four years ago)

Related to Aaron Rodgers:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/05/sport/aaron-rodgers-packers/index.html

"Cancel culture casket"? Reminds me of Albert Brooks in Broadcast News: "A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts."

clemenza, Friday, 5 November 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

That interview was like a right wing talking points bingo card - "woke", "cancel culture", "did my own research", "learned a lot from Joe Rogan"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 November 2021 18:48 (four years ago)

He does describe himself as a "critical thinker," obviously his coded signal that he loves and supports critical race theory.

clemenza, Friday, 5 November 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

there was a farmer had a dog
and Cancel was his name-o

*silence*

because he's cancelled see we can't hear him

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 November 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

Emilio Estevez has been fired from Disney + series The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers after he refused to comply with the studio's new COVID protocols. He will be written out for season 2. https://t.co/7RGlBNdTPL

— chris evans (@chris_notcapn) November 5, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 5 November 2021 22:08 (four years ago)

Well, my son is going to be disappointed about that one, but will agree that Estevez is an idiot when he hears why.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 November 2021 22:16 (four years ago)

Joe Estevez, now’s your time!

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 5 November 2021 23:25 (four years ago)

Wood imagine Rodgers’ fiancé Shailene Woodley is unvaccinated as well.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 5 November 2021 23:38 (four years ago)

they need to have his character killed in the most hilarious way

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 November 2021 23:38 (four years ago)

Thats rather taken the sheen off the series for me

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 5 November 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

Joe Estevez, now’s your time!

― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, November 5, 2021 6:25 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

omg, this was the first post i saw when i opened the thread and i was scared for a moment

aegis philbin (crüt), Friday, 5 November 2021 23:46 (four years ago)

lol if they just replaced him with Joe Estevez that would be amazing

frogbs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 00:18 (four years ago)

I'm sure Charlie Sheen would prove a reasonable replacement.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:29 (four years ago)

he'll get fired after an episode and call them the "Mighty Cucks" on twitter

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:40 (four years ago)

Good.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/06/business/aaron-rodgers-prevea-health-covid-vaccine/index.html

clemenza, Saturday, 6 November 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

I'm impressed by how quickly the nicknames have come. Rona Parks. Q-Aaron. There was a third one I saw ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 November 2021 19:05 (four years ago)

Lol @ Prevea thinking they even had to make a statement

Wonder if he loses the rest of his sponsorships

frogbs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

I don't see how an insurance company could think an anti-vaxxer would be an appropriate pitchman.

henry s, Saturday, 6 November 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

Jake don’t judge

frogbs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

he'll get fired after an episode and call them the "Mighty Cucks" on twitter

this was A+

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 8 November 2021 14:53 (four years ago)

I'm impressed by how quickly the nicknames have come. Rona Parks. Q-Aaron. There was a third one I saw ...

Karen Rogers was the other one I saw.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 November 2021 22:00 (four years ago)

Yeah, that's the one! That was great. I haven't seen a run so strong since folks quickly minted Y'All Qaeda, Vanilla ISIS, Yeehawdists, Gravy Seals, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 November 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

xp
I've seen that last one as Kaaron Rogers.

nickn, Monday, 8 November 2021 22:40 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Marcus Lamb, some nutball Xtian anti-vaxxer media mogul. What a hill to die on.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/01/marcus-lamb-covid-19-daystar-christian-tv-network-dies

procter and gamble and huff (Matt #2), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

NP - Bathory - A Fine Day to Die

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 15:59 (four years ago)

Mmmmkkaayyyy

Last month Lamb’s son Jonathan said that his father’s illness was due to sinister outside forces.

“There’s no doubt in my mind that this is a spiritual attack from the enemy,” he said, adding that Lamb has pushed alternative therapies and that “there’s no doubt that the enemy is not happy about that. And he’s doing everything he can to take down my Dad.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:22 (four years ago)

More like sinister inside forces. Probably should have cracked a few windows.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

It's uncanny how often the enemy comes out on top when your enemy is a baseline survival instinct.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:37 (four years ago)

(gouges femoral artery with a corkscrew) THE ENEMY IS PAINTING THE WALL WITH MY BLOOD! DAAAAAMN YOOOU!

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

https://www.punktuationmag.com/angelic-upstarts-singer-mensi-seriously-ill-in-icu-with-covid/

nickn, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:06 (four years ago)

Mensi passed away today

bovarism, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/jethro-beloved-south-west-comedian-6352091

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 09:48 (four years ago)

:(

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 10:24 (four years ago)

Brian May! Seems to be not too serious though.
https://brianmay.com/brian/brianssb/brianssbdec21a.html#13

https://brianmay.com/brian/brianssb/pix/21/Covid_test_and_Bri_576x769.jpg

the fifth housemate (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 December 2021 19:55 (four years ago)

John Morgan of the Wurzels
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/dec/18/wurzels-drummer-john-morgan-dies-of-covid-aged-80

kinder, Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:19 (four years ago)

That might be stretching the definition of notable a little too far

the fifth housemate (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:36 (four years ago)

Not where I'm to!

kinder, Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

Oh man if we're playing that game then i move to have 95% of entries ever struck

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 December 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

Tonight's Saturday Night Live is going to be a scaled-back product with a limited cast & crew and no in-studio audience. Supposedly some cast members have tested positive and others don't feel safe working tonight. Musical guest Charli XCX has also backed out; unless the get a replacement, this'll be first in-studio episode without a musical guest since the '70s.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 19 December 2021 01:48 (four years ago)

It’s Lorne, Jost, Sarah Squirm and the other alliterative newbie infected. Christine 👑 and Caroline Polacheck were both performing with Charli; all three are out.

Tina Fey filling in on Weekend Update.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Sunday, 19 December 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

now we're definitely stretching the definition of notable. i mean at least john morgan died

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 December 2021 03:01 (four years ago)

Conservative Washington State Senator Doug Ericksen Dead at 52 After Battling COVID-19

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-senator-dies-a-month-after-telling-a-local-radio-station-he-was-sick-with-covid-19-while-in-el-salvador/ar-AARXcrg

nickn, Sunday, 19 December 2021 09:17 (four years ago)

dude was apparently a real scumbag. scroll down to the section on lobbying: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Ericksen

peace, man, Sunday, 19 December 2021 11:57 (four years ago)

i can't believe a conservative state senator was a complete scumbag

Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

I regularly test for COVID & while I tested negative earlier this week, today I tested positive with a breakthrough case. Thankfully, I am only experiencing mild symptoms & am grateful for the protection provided against serious illness that comes from being vaccinated & boosted.

— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) December 19, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:58 (four years ago)

Did not know snakes could catch Covid
Jk

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 19 December 2021 22:10 (four years ago)

maryland governor/sentient ham larry hogan

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:00 (four years ago)

"'I am feeling fine at the moment,' said Hogan, who is vaccinated and has received a booster shot."

The decision to treat as major news every elected official's announcement of COVID is just that: a subjective, and dubious, reporting choice. It'd be news if they were very ill: https://t.co/4cDD50RKyT

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) December 20, 2021

ok

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:19 (four years ago)

"The decision to treat as major news every elected official's announcement of COVID is just that: a subjective, and dubious, reporting choice."

this is bad writing, and i hate people who write like this.

"It'd be news if they were very ill."

yeah, and then everybody would be like why the fuck wasn't it reported that he was sick in the first place? oh yeah, because glenn greenwald sucks

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

Greenwald's just envious of Covid's efficiency as a malevolent force

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Monday, 20 December 2021 17:47 (four years ago)

plus we don’t know how the new variant affects sentient hams (even vaxxed ones), so this should be a good test study

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Monday, 20 December 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

I agree that reporting of covid numbers and individuals getting it is pointless at this stage tbh

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

depends. i find it hilarious/concerning every time another NBA player and/or team gets sidelined

Nhex, Monday, 20 December 2021 19:02 (four years ago)

lol

maryland's covid reporting has been down since 12/3 (all we have is hospitalization numbers) with no end in sight so it's good to know the number of active cases is at least 1

, Monday, 20 December 2021 20:20 (four years ago)

well, ACTUALLY, i believe larry has known the numbers the whole time and today i believe it says 10% positivity rate and also he went on fox yesterday to do his reasonable moderate thing

.@GovLarryHogan on Fox Sunday says he will not impose new restrictions in Md even though the state is expecting "the worst surge we've seen in our hospitals throughout the entire crisis" in the next 3 to 5 weeks.

— Ovetta Wiggins (@OvettaWashPost) December 19, 2021

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 20:26 (four years ago)

lol scratch that second "i believe"

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 20:26 (four years ago)

Maryland is open for business!

brownie, Monday, 20 December 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

And Covid! Also open for Covid!

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:20 (four years ago)

jumaane williams, nyc gubernatorial candidate and a pol i like (reserving the right to retract liking when/if milkshake ducked)

As I continue to isolate following my COVID-19 diagnosis, I am encouraged by many of the new steps just announced to protect New Yorkers amid an Omicron wave this holiday season. But I am also deeply frustrated that they were not already in place.

Expanding testing and distributing at-home rapid tests remains essential, but the long lines across the city waiting for those tests reflect an abundant lack of preparation by the city. Barriers to testing also disproportionately harm lower income communities of more color, showing that we are still failing to learn from the mistakes of 2020.

Given his own acknowledgements of the severity of risk, it is unclear to me why the Mayor has not yet shifted city workers to remote work wherever possible ahead of the holidays, with government offices leading by example. That shift should occur immediately.

It also seems clear that despite calls since September, the Mayor and administration have not prepared the necessary infrastructure to make it possible to do the same for schools ahead of the holidays. They should begin preparations now in case a remote option should be necessary after the holidays, and follow the recommendation of incoming Comptroller Brad Lander to test students and educators ahead of a post-holiday return to classrooms.

It’s not enough, as cases increase, to tout our vaccination rates in some areas. Vaccination and booster shots are the best and most essential tool we have to protect New Yorkers, but in this moment, they are not the only tool. We need to adapt – to mask up, get vaccinated and test regularly, and also to avoid large holiday gatherings and unsafe environments – to limit this wave, reduce the burden on our healthcare system, and prevent greater restrictions.

New Yorkers know what works and what they can do to protect themselves and each other, and government needs to provide the infrastructure to make those precautions possible.

Peace and love,
Jumaane

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:27 (four years ago)

I like him/voted for him too
Hope he gets a mild one

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:43 (four years ago)

Stephen A. Smith. Causing Katie Nolan to swoop in with a real "had to do it to 'em" moment:

GEt well soon, SAS: IMG_4346.jpeg

— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) December 21, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 22:12 (four years ago)

J0hn Darnielle of the M0untain G0ats.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:11 (four years ago)

N0!!

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 23 December 2021 03:24 (four years ago)

He posted this song and seems OK (that "fallen" part of the thread title is like a dopamine hit, in a bad way):

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXyyXmBNI4b/

... (Eazy), Thursday, 23 December 2021 03:25 (four years ago)

Im now imagining our rolling obituary threads also included anyone who was mildly ill

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 December 2021 08:39 (four years ago)

Westside Gunn, for the 2nd time

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 23 December 2021 12:36 (four years ago)

J0hn Darnielle of the M0untain G0ats.

― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Wednesday, December 22, 2021 1:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I have it on good authority that his throat hurts & the whole household is under the weather with it, but that he is immensely grateful for the efficacy of the vaccines in reducing the severity of the symptoms, and moved far beyond his capacity to articulate it by the expressions of goodwill he's heard from his friends and well-wishers.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:20 (four years ago)

jesus, that scared the shit out of me for a second!

JCLC, please let John know that I'm hoping he's not having too rough a time of it

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:37 (four years ago)

i'm very glad he's ok, please give him my best wishes for a speedy recovery

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:41 (four years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59867046

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:41 (four years ago)

Grichka and Igor Bogdanoff became France's most famous twins, hosting a TV science and science-fiction show in the 1980s on a spaceship set.

They died of coronavirus within days of each other in hospital, Grichka on 28 December and his brother on Monday.

Aged 72, the brothers had not been vaccinated against Covid-19.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:42 (four years ago)

Was gonna make the “at least they didn’t have to inject any chemicals into their body” joke only to see 3000000 people made it ahead of me on Twitter

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 00:32 (four years ago)

is there a term for that look?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 02:06 (four years ago)

is there a term for that look?

Resting Cronenberg Face.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 02:21 (four years ago)

Never heard of these guys so before I got to the before pics and the plastic surgery part of the article I kind of thought their look was due to being “descended from Austrian nobility” where the nobles were a bit too closely related

joygoat, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 03:07 (four years ago)

Resting Wildenstein face.

the thin blue lying (suzy), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 08:20 (four years ago)

lol immediately who I thought of too

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 11:17 (four years ago)

lol immediately who I thought of too

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 11:17 (four years ago)

Charlie Harper of UK Subs caught covid on tour just before Christmas but is now on the mend

bovarism, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 12:05 (four years ago)

Charlie is 77, 78 this year!

I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 12:17 (four years ago)

Grichka and Igor Bogdanoff became France's most famous twins, hosting a TV science and science-fiction show in the 1980s on a spaceship set.

They died of coronavirus within days of each other in hospital, Grichka on 28 December and his brother on Monday.

Aged 72, the brothers had not been vaccinated against Covid-19.

― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

science should be in quotes there, i think

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_affair

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:58 (four years ago)

i can understand how they got so popular, but why they got PhDs is probably nothing short of a miracle worked by greed and corruption

Grichka Bogdanov was given a Ph.D. by the University of Burgundy (Dijon) in 1999, though this doctorate is sometimes erroneously described as having been granted by the École Polytechnique. He originally applied for a degree in physics, but was instead given one in mathematics, and was first required to significantly rewrite his thesis, de-emphasizing the physics content. Around the same time, Igor Bogdanov failed the defense of his thesis. His advisors subsequently agreed to allow him to obtain a doctorate if he could publish three peer-reviewed journal articles. In 2002, after publishing the requisite articles, Igor was given a Ph.D. in theoretical physics from the University of Burgundy. Both of the brothers received the lowest passing grade of "honorable", which is seldom given, as Daniel Sternheimer told The New York Times science reporter Dennis Overbye. In justifying the conferring of doctoral degrees to the Bogdanovs, Sternheimer told the Times, "These guys worked for 10 years without pay. They have the right to have their work recognized with a diploma, which is nothing much these days."

In 2001 and 2002 the brothers published five papers in peer-reviewed physics journals, including Annals of Physics and Classical and Quantum Gravity. The controversy over the Bogdanovs' work began on October 22, 2002, with an email sent by University of Tours physicist Max Niedermaier to University of Pittsburgh physicist Ezra T. Newman. Niedermaier suggested that the Bogdanovs' Ph.D. theses and papers were "spoofs", created by throwing together instances of theoretical-physics jargon, including terminology from string theory: "The abstracts are delightfully meaningless combinations of buzzwords ... which apparently have been taken seriously." Copies of the email reached American mathematical physicist John Baez, and on 23 October he created a discussion thread about the Bogdanovs' work on the Usenet newsgroup sci.physics.research, titled "Physics bitten by reverse Alan Sokal hoax?" Baez was comparing the Bogdanovs' publications to the 1996 Sokal affair, in which physicist Alan Sokal successfully submitted an intentionally nonsensical paper to a cultural studies journal in order to criticize that field's lax standards for discussing science. The Bogdanovs quickly became a popular discussion topic, with most respondents agreeing that the papers were flawed. The story spread in public media, prompting Niedermaier to offer an apology to the Bogdanovs, admitting that he had not read the papers firsthand. The Bogdanovs' background in entertainment lent some plausibility to the idea that they were attempting a deliberate hoax, but Igor Bogdanov quickly denied the accusation.

this part is pretty funny:

At the start of the controversy in the moderated group sci.physics.research, Igor Bogdanov denied that their published papers were a hoax, but when asked precise questions from physicists Steve Carlip and John Baez regarding mathematical details in the papers, failed to convince any other participants that these papers had any real scientific value. The New York Times reporter George Johnson described reading through the debate as "like watching someone trying to nail Jell-O to a wall", for the Bogdanovs had "developed their own private language, one that impinges on the vocabulary of science only at the edges."

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 17:10 (four years ago)

obits/posts from a couple of physicists who had contact with them

https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=12626

https://motls.blogspot.com/2022/01/igor-and-grichka-bogdanoff-1949-20212022.html (fair warning, this guy is himself crackers)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 17:23 (four years ago)

stuck to her guns:

A deputy district attorney from California who regularly spoke out against vaccine mandates has died of complications from Covid-19.

Kelly Ernby, 46, a prosecutor from Orange county, southern California, who recently ran for the state assembly, died after contracting the virus, her family and friends have said.

According to Ernby’s husband, Axel Mattias Ernby, Kelly Ernby was unvaccinated at the time of her death.

“She was NOT vaccinated. That’s the problem,” Axel Ernby said on social media posts...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:19 (four years ago)

i believe this means we’re full circle and the pandemic is…. over? https://t.co/UORfsaH3Dd

— Sam Stein (@samstein) January 6, 2022

... (Eazy), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:29 (four years ago)

the legendary Drama King DJ Kay Slay has been in the hospital for 14 days w/covid and is on a ventilator :(

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:53 (four years ago)

Goddamn, I haven't thought about Lubos Motl in a decade or more and he just went right along being Lubos Motl didn't he

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:59 (four years ago)

i think he got fired but yes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 January 2022 23:02 (four years ago)

sad to hear about kay slay, that's fucked

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 06:37 (four years ago)

AOC.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 January 2022 23:32 (four years ago)

lol, and after that whole omg AOC was socializing in Florida! bs.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 January 2022 00:44 (four years ago)

Apparently Glenn Beck has it ... again.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 January 2022 21:54 (four years ago)

what, an STD?

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 22:22 (four years ago)

he's with child!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 January 2022 22:22 (four years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/19/czech-folk-singer-hana-horka-dies-after-deliberately-contracting-covid

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 18:23 (four years ago)

Reading that just made me incredibly sad for her son. Imagine how painful that would be to watch the entire process play out in front of your eyes with the predictable tragic result.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 18:27 (four years ago)

sad and bewildering

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 20:38 (four years ago)

Guitarist ‘Big Merv' Shields of notorious #Nazi band #Screwdriver, instrumental in the notorious Blood and Honour neo-Nazi music network, had died from #Covid.

He was unvaccinated and called Covid a ‘Leftie Jewish Plot.’ pic.twitter.com/kSFLWfv04Q

— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) January 23, 2022

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:12 (four years ago)

sweet!

calzino, Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:24 (four years ago)

i guess it worked

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:33 (four years ago)

Guess the plot worked

frogbs, Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:33 (four years ago)

heyyyyyyo

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:35 (four years ago)

news article on it here. lol at the caption for the second photo

https://www.sundayworld.com/news/northern-ireland-news/infamous-neo-nazi-skinhead-band-member-dies-of-covid-complications-in-co-antrim-hospital-41244638.html

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:39 (four years ago)

that article's tone is all over the place, wild

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:45 (four years ago)

the Sunday world isn't exactly our paper of record tbh I'm surprised they didn't find a way to get a pic of someone in a bikini in there

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 January 2022 23:24 (four years ago)

Sarah Palin has tested positive for Covid, forcing a delay in the trial for her defamation suit against the NYT. She is not vaccinated, per the judge.

— Jeremy W. Peters (@jwpetersNYT) January 24, 2022

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 January 2022 15:32 (four years ago)

Actually, I believe the quote from the judge was "Of course, she is not vaccinated."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 January 2022 15:36 (four years ago)

lol it was “She is, of course, unvaccinated.”

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 January 2022 15:37 (four years ago)

her second go-round with the virus, iirc

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 24 January 2022 15:55 (four years ago)

You gotta dance with the one that brung ya.

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 22:05 (four years ago)

Marc Maron

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 22:08 (four years ago)

Laurence Fox. Imagine being this much of a turd, it must be hell inside his head.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jan/30/laurence-fox-has-coronavirus-and-taking-ivermectin

build back a better mousetrap (Matt #2), Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:41 (four years ago)

Hahahahaha

the thin blue lying (suzy), Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:50 (four years ago)

oh fuck him, hope he dies, and get Viktor Orban next

― Neanderthal, Saturday, October 24, 2020 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:10 (four years ago)

I don't understand this thread

JacobSanders, Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:13 (four years ago)

It's a super spreader thread

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:14 (four years ago)

goatse is thataway pal

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:36 (four years ago)

Liz Truss has tested positive for covid. She attended the packed meeting of Tory MPs and ministers in Portcullis House this evening, leaving before it finished. She was not wearing a mask.

— Kate McCann (@KateEMcCann) January 31, 2022

groovypanda, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:42 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Prince Andrew's mother has it

StanM, Sunday, 20 February 2022 13:36 (four years ago)

whoever's job it is to massage her bunions and wipe her arse better get some medical grade ppe!

calzino, Sunday, 20 February 2022 13:40 (four years ago)

Could be Andrew's chance to shine.

Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 February 2022 15:01 (four years ago)

John Toshack

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-toshack-intensive-care-covid-26340297

Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 February 2022 11:45 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/13/politics/barack-obama-covid-positive/index.html

StanM, Sunday, 13 March 2022 22:11 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

nancy pelosi has the 'vid. good thing she has a freezer full of ice cream to make herself feel better

in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:18 (four years ago)

We are governed by morons.https://t.co/SRCzJnqFOb

— rbe (@perdidostschool) April 6, 2022

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:45 (four years ago)

“At one point, a performer dressed as Fauci sang from the stage to the real Fauci in the audience: 'Doctor, doctor, give me some clues, we’ve got a bad case of covid blues.”

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:46 (four years ago)

Thinks that look like an Onion Dome but aren't

Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:59 (four years ago)

But the outbreak at the Gridiron — where some of the comic skits featured actors dressed as the coronavirus, like large, green bouncing balls with red frills — highlights the personal risk-benefit balancing act much of the country will be negotiating as the pandemic subsides.

why don't i see more comedy sketches featuring giant cancer cells? where is the heart attack comedy scene?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:04 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TN-kDEKxF0

Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:05 (four years ago)

xp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM

nickn, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:06 (four years ago)

Lol!

Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:08 (four years ago)

haha, i knew there'd be a heart attack scene. ok, now i want to see funny skits for all of the ways to die

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:09 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WynHM5f3Y

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 18:58 (four years ago)

https://gothamist.com/news/awaiting-covid-test-results-adams-cancels-sundays-in-person-events#comments

come on big daddy cov

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 10 April 2022 20:02 (four years ago)

lol, I saw "adam" and "big daddy" and thought this was about Sandler.

peace, man, Sunday, 10 April 2022 21:48 (four years ago)

Jon Wurster.

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 00:30 (four years ago)

Sam Seder

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 01:47 (four years ago)

Sham 69 have cancelled gigs because their lead singer has covid.

a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Friday, 15 April 2022 08:06 (four years ago)

If the kids
Are infected
They should always
Be rejected

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Friday, 15 April 2022 10:04 (four years ago)

Hip-hop DJ Kay Slay died of it this week; apparently he'd been hospitalized on a ventilator since December.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:16 (four years ago)

Jon Spencer.

beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:20 (four years ago)

Bob Bert, drummer with Spencer's band The Hitmakers, had only just shifted the Covid and rejoined the tour.

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:46 (four years ago)

Bob Mould.

beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 18 April 2022 18:38 (four years ago)

I’m guessing this thread will soon include any touring musician

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 18 April 2022 18:56 (four years ago)

yeah the last month of my instagram feed has been an emotional rollercoaster of "tour starts this weekend, cant wait to get back out there!"/"the bug caught up with us, next five dates are cancelled!"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:10 (four years ago)

Neil Finn.

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 05:48 (four years ago)

I wonder if we should divide this thread into: “Sick with Covid” and “Tested Positive and cancelled some dates out of caution but is otherwise fine”.

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:21 (four years ago)

...and "Dead". When I casually open this thread, I often get a shock that someone has "fallen".

peace, man, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:27 (four years ago)

out of caution

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:02 (four years ago)

We all have fallen… short of the glory of Christ

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:09 (four years ago)

https://dadadrummer.substack.com/p/masks-are-off

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:28 (four years ago)

for a sec I thought the drummer for gay dad had a substack

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:32 (four years ago)

(considering how that thread is bumped)

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:34 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

Anti-vaxxer Eric Clapton gets Covid and has to cancel shows https://t.co/wnJGKNZcmt

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) May 17, 2022

Don't feel sorry for this dingus one bit, tbh

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

This thread has a lot fewer deaths now than when it started, which reflects how the character of the pandemic (at least in the developed nations) has been changing. Helluva lotta infections, not so many fatal ones.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 16:45 (three years ago)

Wait for EC to recover then drone on about how this means the disease was never a problem in the first place, etc

the road by tarmac mccarthy (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:42 (three years ago)

would you know my name
if I infected u in heaven

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:48 (three years ago)

COVID
You got on my knees
COVID
I beg ya for some bleach

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:49 (three years ago)

Funniest thing is ge didn't become anti-vax til after he got it

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:54 (three years ago)

In a white room
With privacy curtains
Near a ventilator

the road by tarmac mccarthy (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:55 (three years ago)

i get off on anti-vaxxer bullshit
i get off on not wearing a mask
but the bug infects me every time it gets me
i’ve got a covid-full i’ve got a covid-full heart

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 20:17 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCD-F81iptk

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 20:42 (three years ago)

6:40

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 20:43 (three years ago)

Jimmy Kimmel, for the second time in 15 days.

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 06:20 (three years ago)

since we’re at it:

No shot for Eric
I won’t have you shoot your shit in me

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 06:53 (three years ago)

Nobody knows where Eric Clapton contracted covid from, the only thing we know for sure is that if he got it from Rita Coolidge, he won't give her credit for it.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) May 17, 2022

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 07:48 (three years ago)

lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 14:46 (three years ago)

The perfection.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 14:59 (three years ago)

Jimmy Kimmel, for the second time in 15 days.

― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Wednesday, May 18, 2022 1:20 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

wait how

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 15:05 (three years ago)

He went back to work and taped maskless for a week in between, I guess

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 15:19 (three years ago)

He means reinfections typically don't happen that quickly.

I wonder if he took Paxlovid, esp to speed up recovery . There's apparently a 'rebound' effect for some patients where the pills don't completely knock out the virus in 5 days, but gets it to undetectable levels, and the immune system, which got a break for 5 days, let's the virus rebound and re-emerge as essentially a new infection.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 16:56 (three years ago)

I know he said his daughter gave it to him but idk.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 16:57 (three years ago)

If he took a PCR test, they show positive long after you clear infection (for weeks). I assume he knows that and probably took a rapid though

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 16:57 (three years ago)

Pretty sure Clapton has smoked since like 1961 so that can't be good

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

ah, that explains the assholism

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 18:04 (three years ago)

He means reinfections typically don't happen that quickly.

They’re getting faster, though - there was the Spanish hospital worker who got omicron 20 days after Delta, in January

Some kind of testing glitch is more likely re Kimmel, but maybe he’s just, once again, a pioneer

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 18:28 (three years ago)

To Neanderthal's point. here's Bob Wachter's thread. His wife caught COVID at a conference last week and has taken Paxlovid:

If you follow me, you know that my wife @katiehafner had Covid last week, took Paxlovid, & is now testing negative.
In this 🧵(w/ a few polls to see your thoughts), I’ll discuss what to do in the post-Covid period, in light of the latest Covid curveball, Paxlovid rebound. (1/25)

— Bob Wachter (@Bob_Wachter) May 18, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 18:39 (three years ago)

Delta didn't confer very good real cross-variant protection against Omicron though so that scenario makes sense. Omicron against Omicron is supposed to, even if BA.1 to BA.2

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 18:51 (three years ago)

Jeff Ament, bass player for Pearl Jam :(

https://www.facebook.com/100044356089661/posts/pfbid0Q6xQcSSAo2CDcUc8qWd7FdW4uo521qwN6AaAXzYyza9AFSiGSBg3wsQtn7gzHtEjl

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:26 (three years ago)

PROTECT JEFF AMENT!

This is like Derek Smalls becoming involved in a bizarre gardening accident imo

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Thursday, 19 May 2022 08:15 (three years ago)

Laura Pausini, Italian singer and Eurovision song contest presenter, had to miss part of the show last weekend with low blood pressure, turns out she got the covids.

StanM, Thursday, 19 May 2022 15:45 (three years ago)

Jacinda Ardern loses sense of taste after contracting Covid, and can’t enjoy cheese roll

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Thursday, 19 May 2022 16:56 (three years ago)

Paul F Tompkins

I had a good run! pic.twitter.com/c2ahCGxkIi

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) May 20, 2022

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 May 2022 15:28 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Popular rock singer Mick Jagger

The singer, 78, began to develop symptoms as he arrived at the Johan Cruijff ArenA in the Dutch capital earlier in the day.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 June 2022 20:37 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Elderly politician Joseph Biden

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 July 2022 14:29 (three years ago)

Can't wait to see what he's like when his energy level drops.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2022 14:31 (three years ago)

Urgh at all the blue tick grifters using this to bash vaccines

groovypanda, Thursday, 21 July 2022 16:01 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Looking for when the Sight & Sound poll comes out, came across this:

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2022/9/eazsg7vwv2irep60j352iox9f3o9vj

clemenza, Saturday, 10 September 2022 01:40 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Denny Laine has started a GoFundMe campaign for his medical expenses:

For the past two months, he’s been in and out of the hospital concerning an illness in his lungs that developed after his short bout with COVID last year. He’s had multiple tests, X-rays and scans that are ongoing, along with three surgeries, most recently for a collapsed lung, which includes an inserted chest tube that is temporarily needed until his lung heals.
He recently contracted a bacterial infection in his blood, which he is still battling, but seems to be under control.

The doctors have explained once he’s medically well, he will need several weeks of physical and occupational rehabilitation. Denny does not have medical insurance. The hospital has been working with us regarding this problem, but a rehabilitation center, along with the multiple lab work and specialists, will not. Denny is unable to fly due to his medical condition, as well as he needs to avoid long distance drives. He has to remain here in Naples to recover.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/denny-laine-medical-expenses

birdistheword, Monday, 25 September 2023 22:30 (two years ago)

Come on Paul, chuck him a tenner.

Alba, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 06:02 (two years ago)


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