US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

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I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

Fuck Jenny Durkan and every other cop mayor like her. Vote em out. Thank you.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

sounds like Biden veep list would go down to zero by that standard

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

if Jenny Durkan wants to be vice president she's welcome to, don't let the door hit her etc

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

The president is very angry that the governors have allowed citizens to express themselves in public (a thread):

JUST IN: President Trump unloads on the nation's governors on a call, calls on them to step up enforcement: "You have to dominate, if you don’t dominate you’re wasting your time. They’re going to run over you, you’re going to look like a bunch of jerks. You have to dominate."

— Ed O'Keefe (@edokeefe) June 1, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

damn guys if you had just waited an hour we could have titled this month's thread "You Have to Dominate"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

...or "Activate Him Very Strongly"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

Lol i actually requested to rename the thread to "You have to Dominate" in the police brutality thread. I'm game for the change.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

Susan Rice and Rachel Maddow on same insane page

Susan Rice on unrest and violence at the George Floyd protests: "This is right out of the Russian playbook as well." pic.twitter.com/WlKwPcq98J

— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) May 31, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

Done. The name won't be changed in bookmarks iirc but it will in SNA and BNA. xp

Irritable Baal (WmC), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

Lol i actually requested to rename the thread to "You have to Dominate" in the police brutality thread. I'm game for the change.

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, June 1, 2020 12:28 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

be the change you want to see in the world! almost gives me hope.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 1 June 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link

Have we gotten any response from the governors about being made to look like a bunch of jerks?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

not much longer until this recording leaks

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 June 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link

via hoos

The US military is now monitoring protests in seven states: Minnesota, New York, Ohio, Colorado, Arizona, Tennessee, Kentucky

Based on docs obtained from the Department of Defense by @kenklippenstein https://t.co/je0DYeTkNF

— Azadeh Shahshahani (@ashahshahani) June 1, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

hat tip to fact checking cuz on this excellent NPR codeshift piece about the complex history of the word Boogaloo (with Joe Bataan quote even):
https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2020/05/31/864402190/who-owns-boogaloo

and this if you're unfamiliar with the current usage:
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2020/05/27/the-boogaloo-movement-is-not-what-you-think/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 June 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

"This is right out of the Russian playbook as well."

To be clear what Rice is saying here is NOT that the Floyd protests are directly inspired by or influenced by Russian intelligence agents, but that extreme polarization leading to chaotic violence within any NATO country is a primary goal of Russia's covert policy to destabilize their opponents, and they have been working in the background to heighten polarization everywhere in the west for a very long time. The word agitprop originated in Russia.

In the same way that the USA and other NATO countries cynically promoted a bloody stalemate in the Iran-Iraq War, so as to weaken both nations, the Russians are happy to help to radicalize every element of society in the US and Europe as much as possible, especially to get all of them fighting in the street with lethal weaponry. The more casualties, the more chaos, the better they like it. Once it has its own head of steam, they don't even need to be actively involved any more.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

otm

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

yes

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

I think you are being excessively generous re Rice

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

I don't know about Rice personally, but the aim is to spread division. Bots and trolls are very active on social media working to spread disinformation.

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/05/20/859814085/researchers-nearly-half-of-accounts-tweeting-about-coronavirus-are-likely-bots

ulysses, I really appreciate that NPR piece, have to admit the other blog post was a bit dense for my level of interest in alt-right terminology. This James Brown clip tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Heyz27IX8

It looks like the kids are white, which I would have thought at the time would be taboo on US television.

locked in a death spiral of vindictive gatekeeping (viborg), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

my understanding is that JB was (rightly) as big and ubiquitous a crossover star as anyone could've been at the time

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

excessively generous re Rice

Rice was a UN ambassador and a National Security advisor, so her whole mindset is focused on international politics and external threats. That is her immediate concern in the rarified world she lives in, not justice for unarmed black men on the streets. She should know better, but we are formed by our environment.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

it would be a little easier to regard Rice and MSNBC dorks breathlessly screaming “Russia” with anything other than contempt if they’d acknowledge our own destabilizing programs abroad

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

If you can still stand to hear the fucker’s voice (I can’t), PBS put the audio of the call with the governors on YouTube.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

You have to sit up and notice when the Russians go courting the NRA and the NRA jumps straight into bed with them. What common interest, one may wonder, would bind these two together? Stuffing America with guns! Nothing sinister there.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

our NatSec community certainly wouldn’t know anything about flooding certain regions with guns

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

I know Trump's awfulness is normalized as fuck but still it's fucking insane that we have nationwide protests turning into riots as the cops brutalize people on the street and the goddamn President of the United States is hiding in his bunker calling on the cops to crack more skulls

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

our NatSec community certainly wouldn’t know anything about flooding certain regions with guns

pretty sure this isn't news to anyone on this messageboard

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link

our NatSec community certainly wouldn’t know anything about flooding certain regions with guns

idg your position. of course we do this shit. but that doesn't alter the extreme undesirability of having it done to us. And Russia is not doing it to us as a karmic redress of our injustices to other nations, but purely and simply to enhance their own power, as they are doing in Ukraine. this is not a situation where our actions and the Russians neutralize each other. it's a situation where the Russians have been actively fucking up the place where you and I live and that is, ipso facto, a very bad thing for us. if you want proof of that, turn on the television.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link

Here is transcript of a testy exchange between the president and @GovPritzker of Illinois, per person on call. pic.twitter.com/fNYW8BXkMs

— Katie Rogers (@katierogers) June 1, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

Appealing to Trump's concern for the well-being of others is a waste of perfectly good breath.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

But that's okay.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

sorry but it sounds like buck passing when comfortable libs whine about Russia every time something bad happens here... ESPECIALLY when the things they’re whining about are indistinguishable from what we do in other parts of the world, with the blessing/ direct input of the very people doing the whining, eg Susan Rice.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

i still hate having a billionaire governor, but nice one there JB. sure, it may not compare with the devastating zingers we inflict on trump during the imaginary arguments with him that many of us have on an ongoing basis. but it's all too rare to see people frankly criticize him at length to his face (via telephone)

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

George Floyd’s murder and the fallout is a direct result of the unholy intersection of racism, capitalism, and a militarized police force. Not “Russia”.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

Trump: I know you are, but what am I
for the 1000th time

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link

you're the rhetoric

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link

the Pritzker/trump exchange is at 51:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhkouev0cp8

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

Right. Russia is a minor player compared to the history of US society. They do not have control over our past or all the home grown racism and greed that is working itself out in the streets right now. Like the Shiite-Sunni animosity that US policy takes full advantage of, US racism and capitalism were not Russian inventions, but they are Russian opportunities. If you can't see how massive, anonymous flooding of FB and Twitter with agitprop that pushes people further into opposing corners has had a detrimental effect, I can't make you see it.

The Sunni-Shiite analogy I already gave is concrete and apt. A different analogy would be how a fir tree seedling supplies all the power of growth to make a trunk, branches, twigs and needles and merely follows the instructions in its DNA, while sun and water and air are all supplied by the natural environment. But, with some intervention, a bit pruning and shaping, it can be encouraged to look like a Christmas tree instead of a normal fir tree.

Russian intervention is a very little piece of the whole story, but it is true they have done some of the pruning and shaping that got us to here. Susan Rice is not wrong, but she's only right in a very minor and restricted way, and not an especially helpful way to view what is going on.

But fuck the Russians and Putin, too. They are mega-trolling us. The fact that Congress rolled over on this part of the Mueller Report and ignored it is beyond disgraceful.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

During his daily covid address on Friday, Pritzker explicitly called Trump a racist, sexist, xenophobe, etc. He splits no hairs with that motherfucker.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

"My rhetoric's bigger than yours!"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link

George Floyd’s murder and the fallout is a direct result of the unholy intersection of racism, capitalism, and a militarized police force. Not “Russia”.

It can certainly be both, and likely is imo. First three are indisputable, but Russia seems pretty adept at utilizing misinformation to stir shit. As adept or more than our own homegrown shit stirrers.

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 June 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

wait by law and order does Trump mean responding to congressional subpeonas

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

the misinformation is coming from inside the country. punditry is much louder than journalism now, rumours get out of control, and we have a president who actively boosts lunatic fringe theories

treeship., Monday, 1 June 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

No argument from me on that one.

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

The art of the headline: coming up with something that's just so intriguing, I have to click.

White House defends Trump's handling of protests: 'This President has been leading'

clemenza, Monday, 1 June 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

did you read the Mueller Report, treesh? the misinformation is coming from lots of places, including inside the country. one of the Russian tactics is to selectively boost the signal, regardless of the source.

again, this isn't laying everything at their feet. but denying their input is also misinformation.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

and, yes, Trump knows all about selective signal boosting. that's one reason they worked hard on his behalf. it does most of their job for them now.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

didn't we *just* do this

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

like a week ago

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

dunno about *we*, but I didn't write anything like this a week ago and don't recall reading anything like that on ilx.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

He means (I think) treeship worried about something or other about Russia and Trump, one of us directing him to the Mueller Report, wash, repeat.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

maybe he should read it then

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

xp yes

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

someone literally asked treeship if he'd "read the Mueller report" last week

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

not just a vague wash rinse repeat but the exact same dumb question

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

Also he's OTM. It should be embarrassing to even mention Russia right now. Russia didn't militarize our cops. Russia didn't make the United States racist as fuck. Russia didn't invent American reactionaries.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

it's a fair question

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

I don't think anyone itt is claiming any of those things?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

why would treesh want to read that, it's probably very long and kind of annoying

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

And also no one asking him actually read the entire fucking thing either

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

Russia didn't militarize our cops. Russia didn't make the United States racist as fuck. Russia didn't invent American reactionaries.

Gee. And to think I wrote exactly this in this thread just about 25 posts ago. Thanks for shaming me by agreeing with me.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

treesh did you ever read the mueller report? (the summaries, i mean)

― Karl Malone, Monday, May 18, 2020 12:14 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

iirc km did read it, and yes many of us read a whole lot of it

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

I read it. I've also read Musil. Prefer Mueller tbh.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

xp - you left out the embarrassing to even mention Russia part ie "they invented agitprop! and kompromat! and"

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

I find the whole zero-sum game w/r/t Russia almost impossibly stupid

if you believe Russia to be a malign actor, it must also be that you are paranoid and hold them responsible for everything in the world

and mIlo it's the same dumb binary that has made you dn necessary

is everybody here really so dumb as to not understand how more than one thing can be true at a time?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

your dn

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

i'm pretty dumb

all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link

People are actively bringing up Russia here it's not really like Biden thread whataboutism.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

is everybody here really so dumb as to not understand how more than one thing can be true at a time?

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII),

Aimless did what you asked for a couple hours ago!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

the goddamn President of the United States is hiding in his bunker calling on the cops to crack more skulls

again, the quiet part out loud

cops cracking skulls is the eternal US truth. it backs up everything. Obama and Eric Holder upheld it, as Cornel West said the other night.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

they invented agitprop!

nah. they didn't invent, they invented the word, which does say something useful to mention.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

alfred I know, that was the proverbial everybody

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

shit, gotta block some music listicles

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

by all means block those paragons of ridiculous macho posturing

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

by gum block the release of those tax returns

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

you're an essential and much appreciated voice on these threads, Alfred

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link

Thank you.

I stepped away to mix a Boulevardier and get dinner ready. I'm back.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

and just in time - fuckface is finally about to say something

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

Ooh, I bet it's gonna be good

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

shit is getting testy on Pennsylvania Avenue

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

Cops trying to clear everyone out. Watching this on TV it’s so clear who’s escalating the violence here

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:43 (four years ago) link

Lotta F bombs on CNN right now

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

feel like the worm has turned - #bunkerboy is his bush-looking-out-of-a-plane-window-at-new-orleans moment

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

oh is he talking

I'm watching a Chantal Akerman musical

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link

He declared the riots over. Finally.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

The CNN split screen with what’s actually happening on the street is pretty striking

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

Ooh, he just threatened to call in the military. That'll help. Sounds like he wrote this one himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

ceausesculastspeech.mov

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link

Don't toy with my emotions like that.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

If only.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

Don Lemon bugs me at times, but he's 1000% right about how TV staged this all was; get the tear gas going just before he speaks, get the split-screen he wanted. The full Nixon.

clemenza, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

lol goddamn commentariat. Did you think the man who said the Central Park Five were guilty would offer sympathy? You're surprised?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

at least we can all declare ourselves 1807 insurrectionists now

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

I have strongly recommended to every governor to deploy the National Guard in sufficient numbers, that we dominate the streets, mayors and governors must establish an overwhelming law enforcement presence until the violence has been quelled. If a city or state refuses to take the actions that are necessary to defend the life and property of their residents, then I will deploy the United States military and quickly solve the problem for them.

'DOMINATE THE STREETS', what a fucking prepubescent Call of Duty wuss.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

shoot the fucker now, Corleones

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link

Um, deploying the U.S. military inside the U.S. is still kind of a no-no, last time I checked.

Maybe someone should explain this to the President, who will doubtless realize the error of his ways and immediately revise his plans and apologize.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:06 (four years ago) link

he would have to federalize the national guard to go over state executives, which he can and has been said to be looking at doing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurrection_Act

j., Monday, 1 June 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link

huffy puffy 'christian' coward

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:11 (four years ago) link

medicare for all, social security birth to the earth

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link

Trump’s script said “Once law and order is restored...” but he misread it as “one law and order” and then had to go on a riff about how we have “one beautiful law” for everyone.

— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) June 1, 2020

even when declaring martial law he can't not be a fucking dumbass for two minutes

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

This is the Insurrection Act he is using? Not martial law?

Xpost dammit

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

Insurrection Act and martial law not really the same (IA was used in 1992). But completely the wrong move and a scary escalation.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link

Active troops already deploying to DC.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link

Did he also threaten to send in the military to states (hmm, I wonder which they would be) that are not up to his standard?

Tonight is going to be terrible.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:24 (four years ago) link

cops 'taking a knee' sure impresses some TV idiots

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

So they fired tear gas at peaceful protesters so that he could cross the street for a photo op?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

Insurrection Act can't be officially in effect yet as it requires a call to disperse "or else". My guess is his call to the States to use the National Guard as a "last chance" before he invokes it, and he's mobilizing them in anticipation of invoking it.

Technically he can go around the States on this too.but he's using this the opposite of the way it was intended

ACLU, time to shine

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link

"Is that your Bible?"
"It's a Bible."

great photo op. nailed it pic.twitter.com/X7uedAcxHb

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) June 1, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

What's the difference between Martial Law and Insurrection Act?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

LOL I walked past the TV when he was doing that one law bit... one law *holds up a finger* ... one beautiful law... I was like WTF is this turd going on about and left the room again.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

how fast will the Roberts Court review the Insurrection Act?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

#BREAKING: Carmel, Indiana's mayor announced Monday that the city plans to sue Minneapolis for negligence so the Hamilton County city can recover expenses for protecting itself as a result of police actions in Minnesota.

— WISH-TV (@WISH_TV) June 1, 2020

j., Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link

Hearing that the same cops who took the knee were beating people up an hour later or elsewhere almost immediately turned around and ordered protestors tear gassed.
THought there were some decent ones who might just dislike people abusing the role for a moment.
But is this the spin about how the barrel isn't corrupted or something. Or an attempt to portray things as that.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link

The finger pointing up gag is probably mimicking evangelical Christians, who like to do it as a way of indicating God is involved. Like all those football players who touch their hearts and then point to the sky after scoring touchdowns.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link

gang i'm starting to get pretty freaked out but i have also been spending a lot of time on twitter so....

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

well anybody not getting freaked out rn is part of the problem

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

I’m pretty freaked out but when that happens I just start hoping to spontaneously die

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link

ts: cops vs. yr parents

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link

that's not two sides : /

j., Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link

:( i feel ya

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link

detailed look at what invoking the Insurrection Act (which he hasn't done yet) would entail. why do I see ACLU lawyers having an all-nighter tonight?

https://www.vox.com/2020/6/1/21277339/george-floyd-trump-military-insurrection-act

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link

so it's different from martial law in that martial law means government run by the military, suspension of habeas corpus, etc, whereas via the Insurrection Act, the military's rules of engagement are very limited, comparatively speaking.

wouldn't be surprised if this turns out like every other thing where the threatens to do something, then invents an excuse why he didn't have to ue it ("the Governors really stepped it up!")

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

Oh, it's 99 percent authoritarian theater, like a lot of things he does. But like the Sec. 230 thing with Twitter, he's very nakedly showing his inclinations. Needless to say a president who got re-elected on that platform would feel emboldened to try all kinds of very bad shit, and god knows 40 percent of the country will apparently go along with just about anything.

and then call the other 60% crazy

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link

lmao this fucking guy. this fucking bible holder

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link

Can’t be assed to thump it

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link

really stupid alpha move right on schedule

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

where the threatens to do something, then invents an excuse why he didn't have to ue it ("the Governors really stepped it up!")

or just says he did it and the people who get no news but trump news believe it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:32 (four years ago) link

it's a pretty ingenious way to pad your resume

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:33 (four years ago) link

didn't catch it live, but Don Lemon calling him out on answering "is that your bible" with "it's *a* bible".

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:33 (four years ago) link

Two Corinthians

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

pardon?

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:40 (four years ago) link

I imagine if Trump owns an actual Christian Bible, it's one of the tacky personalized ones from Salesman (that was probably stolen from someone else--Mike Huckabee perhaps).

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:41 (four years ago) link

Genedis, Exosus,Levinthians, Deuteroshua,

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link

i can actually recite all of the Old Testament due to a cheesy bible rap I learned as a 12 year old

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

the books or every single verse??

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
Joshua Judges

I'll tell you the truth
About the book of Ruth

Yea
First and Second Samuel
First and Second Kings
First and Second Chronicles
and all those things

Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
And Job
I wanna go to Heaven
in a righteous robe

THESE ARE THE HOLY BOOKS
TELL ME THE NAME AND I'LL TAKE A SECOND LOOK

i forget the rest

fuck Trump

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link

pfft. yknow the entire books used to be oral tradition? shape up!

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:46 (four years ago) link

Now do it in Hebrew!

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

i think silby can?!

(goodnight from Canada)

maffew12, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link

I can’t lol I’m not very learned

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:53 (four years ago) link

usually these thread titles are at least kind of funny but fuck this one is off-putting

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

i respect your right to do your thing of just neurotically shitposting all the time neanderthal but... could you do it a little less please?

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:00 (four years ago) link

go fuck yourself, bruh, this title was crowdsourced, if you could read the first few posts

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:03 (four years ago) link

I kinda like "positively toward negative" as a thread title

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

in about five minutes I'm sure you'll be off in another thread faux-apologizing for how "aggressive you're being lately" and then doing the same aggro bullshit again ten minutes later, I'm just fuckin over it, man.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

but hey, I actually posted on topic shit in this thread, you just swoop in to do your usual schtick

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link

lads

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link

love Pop

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link

it is cool that there's one sports league where you can openly shit on the President

theres no MAGA dudes at a basketball game

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

or at least rather few. there are all those luxury boxes you know.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

eh they always leave in the 3rd

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link

Lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

The Pacers are still located in Indiana IIRC

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link

at some point very soon trump/the hardcores are going to find themselves in a corner where the only options are to back down or straight-up murder a bunch of civilians in plain view of everyone. neither are likely to go over well

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link

We shall then see if his boast about shooting someone in times sq and no one caring will come to pass and frankly, at this point nothing would suprise me.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:12 (four years ago) link

(mainly because it wont be him DOING the shooting of course)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:12 (four years ago) link

love Pop

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:35 (four years ago) link

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/500583-trump-visits-historic-dc-church-after-protesters-cleared-with-tear

President Trump walked to visit the historic St. John’s Church near the White House after protesters were forcefully removed from Lafayette Park by law enforcement officers who fired tear gas into the crowd ahead of a citywide curfew.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:36 (four years ago) link

Rev. Gini Gerbasi, Rector of St. John's, said the clergy was given no warning Trump was coming. She told WUSA she was wearing her clergy collar when she was forced off the property due to the tear gas.

She accused the president of trying to "look Christian" by holding a Bible in front of the church.

"It would be far more Christian if he would behave according to the words in that book rather than carrying it around as a prop," Gerbasi said.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/nation-world/episcopal-bishop-outraged-trump-church-visit/507-0d5f64f5-58d9-46c0-9377-72b3bb66c180

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:39 (four years ago) link

Yeah like "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material", that sort of thing

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link

via twitter:
CNN’s @kaitlancollins says on the air just now that a fence is being constructed on the perimeter of Lafayette Square, the park adjacent to the White House where demonstrators previously attempted to gather. She describes it as a “tall black fence” and “about eight feet tall.”

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:07 (four years ago) link

of course this motherfucker is going to wall himself in

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:08 (four years ago) link

for the love of god, montresor!!!!!!!!!!!!

j., Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link

tear down the wall!
tear down the wall!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:18 (four years ago) link

Weenie in Chief

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:22 (four years ago) link

halfway through this: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/trumps-collaborators/612250/

curious of what others think. there are some cringeworthy moments, but also some great writing and a general scene setting that feels useful. it's very hard to take a step back and see trump for what he is, and applebaum does a good job of doing it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:29 (four years ago) link

I must remain close to power. Another sort of benefit, harder to measure, has kept many people who object to Trump’s policies or behavior from speaking out: the intoxicating experience of power, and the belief that proximity to a powerful person bestows higher status. This, too, is nothing new. In a 1968 article for The Atlantic, James Thomson, an American East Asia specialist, brilliantly explained how power functioned inside the U.S. bureaucracy in the Vietnam era. When the war in Vietnam was going badly, many people did not resign or speak out in public, because preserving their “effectiveness”—“a mysterious combination of training, style, and connections,” as Thomson defined it—was an all-consuming concern. He called this “the effectiveness trap”:

  • The inclination to remain silent or to acquiesce in the presence of the great men—to live to fight another day, to give on this issue so that you can be “effective” on later issues—is overwhelming. Nor is it the tendency of youth alone; some of our most senior officials, men of wealth and fame, whose place in history is secure, have remained silent lest their connection with power be terminated.
In any organization, private or public, the boss will of course sometimes make decisions that his underlings dislike. But when basic principles are constantly violated, and people constantly defer resignation—“I can always fall on my sword next time”—then misguided policies go fatally unchallenged.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:43 (four years ago) link

...The Republican senators who are willing to express their disgust with Trump off the record but voted in February for him to remain in office all indulge a variation of this sentiment. (Trump enables them to get the judges they want, and those judges will help create the America they want.) So do the evangelical pastors who ought to be disgusted by Trump’s personal behavior but argue, instead, that the current situation has scriptural precedents. Like King David in the Bible, the president is a sinner, a flawed vessel, but he nevertheless offers a path to salvation for a fallen nation.

The three most important members of Trump’s Cabinet—Vice President Mike Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and Attorney General William Barr—are all profoundly shaped by Vichyite apocalyptic thinking. All three are clever enough to understand what Trumpism really means, that it has nothing to do with God or faith, that it is self-serving, greedy, and unpatriotic. Nevertheless, a former member of the administration (one of the few who did decide to resign) told me that both Pence and Pompeo “have convinced themselves that they are in a biblical moment.” All of the things they care about—outlawing abortion and same-sex marriage, and (though this is never said out loud) maintaining a white majority in America—are under threat. Time is growing short. They believe that “we are approaching the Rapture, and this is a moment of deep religious significance.” Barr, in a speech at Notre Dame, has also described his belief that “militant secularists” are destroying America, that “irreligion and secular values are being forced on people of faith.” Whatever evil Trump does, whatever he damages or destroys, at least he enables Barr, Pence, and Pompeo to save America from a far worse fate. If you are convinced we are living in the End Times, then anything the president does can be forgiven.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:50 (four years ago) link

last excerpt, sorry:

In february, many members of the Republican Party leadership, Republican senators, and people inside the administration used various versions of these rationales to justify their opposition to impeachment. All of them had seen the evidence that Trump had stepped over the line in his dealings with the president of Ukraine. All of them knew that he had tried to use American foreign-policy tools, including military funding, to force a foreign leader into investigating a domestic political opponent. Yet Republican senators, led by Mitch McConnell, never took the charges seriously. They mocked the Democratic House leaders who had presented the charges. They decided against hearing evidence. With the single exception of Romney, they voted in favor of ending the investigation. They did not use the opportunity to rid the country of a president whose operative value system—built around corruption, nascent authoritarianism, self-regard, and his family’s business interests—runs counter to everything that most of them claim to believe in.

Just a month later, in March, the consequences of that decision became suddenly clear. After the U.S. and the world were plunged into crisis by a coronavirus that had no cure, the damage done by the president’s self-focused, self-dealing narcissism—his one true “ideology”—was finally visible. He led a federal response to the virus that was historically chaotic. The disappearance of the federal government was not a carefully planned transfer of power to the states, as some tried to claim, or a thoughtful decision to use the talents of private companies. This was the inevitable result of a three-year assault on professionalism, loyalty, competence, and patriotism. Tens of thousands of people have died, and the economy has been ruined.

This utter disaster was avoidable. If the Senate had removed the president by impeachment a month earlier; if the Cabinet had invoked the Twenty-Fifth Amendment as soon as Trump’s unfitness became clear; if the anonymous and off-the-record officials who knew of Trump’s incompetence had jointly warned the public; if they had not, instead, been so concerned about maintaining their proximity to power; if senators had not been scared of their donors; if Pence, Pompeo, and Barr had not believed that God had chosen them to play special roles in this “biblical moment”—if any of these things had gone differently, then thousands of deaths and a historic economic collapse might have been avoided.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:56 (four years ago) link

Well yeah.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 05:59 (four years ago) link

"The Aristocrats!" would also have been an acceptable answer.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 06:13 (four years ago) link

Episcopal bishop in DC doing many TV hits today about the Clown's blasphemy last night

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 11:44 (four years ago) link

.@secPompeo meets with Tiananmen Square survivors at 2:30 pm today, per @StateDept. pic.twitter.com/XlLdyxlfPg

— Matt Lee (@APDiploWriter) June 2, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link

timing

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

just wanted to say sorry in retrospect for pushing "You Have to Dominate" for thread title...i made the same mistake of jumping the gun that I'd called out the OP for...if we'd just waited another few hours, we could have had "It's A Bible" instead. everyone can enjoy that.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

I'll read KM's Atlantic piece. I think sometimes I find Pence more disgusting than Trump, in the same way that, as a teacher, I'd be more upset with a bright grade 6 student who'd create some needless drama in the class than I would with a kid who had real behaviour issues--who couldn't help himself. I'd better add the usual disclaimer: do no, in any way, take that as justification for anything Trump does, I'm just talking about the two of them solely in relation to each other.

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link

"do not"

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

"Um, deploying the U.S. military inside the U.S. is still kind of a no-no, last time I checked."

I believe this was done at Standing Rock, not to mention Wounded Knee in the 70's.

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

My only cavil, clem, with your otherwise spot-on remark: your sixth grade student is the bright one, not Pence.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

As representative and governor, Pence's career has been marked by a cruelty under the carapace of the slimiest kind of evangelism.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

Also he’s a massive closet case. “Happy Pride month, Mother!”

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

the Clown

Okay now I am picturing a lushly filmed Netflix drama.

Credit sequence is of a hideous orange hair-weave monstrosity slowly assembling (like the credit sequences of The Crown, Game of Thrones, Westworld, and Vinyl).

Season one: Armie Hammer (heavily CGI'd) plays young Trump, learning the ropes of redlining and shafting contractors from Dad (played, I guess, by Alan Arkin?).

Season two: Jason Segel plays young-adult Trump, with Miley Cyrus as Marla and Milana Vayntrub as Ivana.

Season three: Okay, let's just push the easy button and fuckin go with Alec Baldwin. Melissa Villasenor IS Melania.

Season four (aka "Lion in Winter") is, like, I dunno, Alan Arkin again as an aging, raging, incontinent Trump, yelling at the TV in a bathrobe.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

(xposts) Actually thought about adding a second disclaimer pointing out exactly that--that I don't consider Pence the equivalent of a bright sixth grader...He's definitely far more religious than I would like, but basically the comparison for me boils down to he's more or less a bland, generic Republican in relation to Trump, and that he oughta know better. Maybe I'm wrong, but if he were president, I don't think things would be completely off the rails like they are now.

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

xp to Suzy: As the person who coined the word "gaydar," I guess you'd know.

jaymc, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

LOL - the Pence Closet has been DC gossip for as long as 45 has been in office.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

I'm well aware. It's kind of hackneyed at this point.

jaymc, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

As far as potential symbolic victories go, is there any chance Steve King loses his seat tonight?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/farce-tragedy-and-photo-op

...What became clear was that the presidential remarks and driving off the crowd were timed to coincide to create a presidential photo op or what is probably best seen as a cartoonish but choreographed reality TV event. The plan was for the President to give his short speech with explosive concussions in the background and tear gas in the air followed by the President walking over to the ground just cleared of protestors to make a symbolic visit to St. John’s Episcopal Church where he would hold ostentatiously hold up a bible. The slight shifts in schedule were to make sure the timing was just right.

Within hours, his campaign released staged photos of the proceedings.

A short time later it emerged that the owners of the Church, the Episcopal Diocese of Washington hadn’t been informed or asked whether their Church would be used as a prop in what amounted to an ersatz white Christian nationalist photo op. But federal officers – police or military isn’t clear – actually forcibly expelled a priest from the Church grounds with tear gas.

It was a set-piece tableau of Trumpism, a visual demonstration of the dominance Trump demands but usually shrinks from personally. You protestors were on this literal ground. I commanded force against you and now I am on the same ground holding a bible aloft in victory.

Thankfully, it doesn’t appear there was any loss of life in this staged incident or I think any major injuries. But like so much of Trumpism it manages to bring together with a unique crudity the mix of rightist nationalism and TV production which is the heart of Trumpism – a loud red hat with gleaming white lettering of state violence. Nothing more captures the man than holding a Christian bible in the air as a sort of dominance talisman after driving priests out of a church where they were tending to the needs of peaceful protestors. Much as he bogarted tax payer money for use as campaign funds in extortion plot against the government of Ukraine here he turned the US military and federal police on peaceful protestors for what was in the final analysis a planned campaign event.

https://i.imgur.com/qEXqqPP.png
https://i.imgur.com/LqfUVrn.png
https://i.imgur.com/aeTDaSH.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link

I can't quite figure this out, does the US actually have a functioning government right now? That passes laws and stuff? Or is it just a scorched earth retreat?

dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

One half of the government was trying to block Congress from remote voting on bills. Three guesses who!

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

yeah we're still confirming a dozen hardline right-winger judges every day so some part of it is working

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

As predicted, he's claiming victory. Pretty sure many citizens don't feel victorious rn, particularly our own MN residents.

He left his rage for NYC

D.C. had no problems last night. Many arrests. Great job done by all. Overwhelming force. Domination. Likewise, Minneapolis was great (thank you President Trump!).

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 2, 2020

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

Fucking sick

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

fucking asshole, i hope he dies

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link

Trump’s response here is going to leave lasting damage. His presidency is like 9/11 - the bad energy will reverberate for a long, long time

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

Getting Travis Bickle vibes from his tweet about NYC 'lowlifes and losers'.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

The Governor refuses to accept my offer of a dominating National Guard. NYC was ripped to pieces. Likewise, Fredo’s ratings are down 50%!

A Godfather reference two sentences after making an offer that was refused. WEAK!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/500642-residents-clash-before-police-arrive-in-philadelphia-neighborhood

Oh look "Antifa" at it again and weirdly acting out Trumpian fantasies

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

literally, Christafuck

Pelosi asked about Trump’s Bible photo op last night. She goes and grabs her own bible and is now reading from it. pic.twitter.com/F64v4JFBH6

— Heather Caygle (@heatherscope) June 2, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

OUR GOD IS A MIGHTY GOD

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

No one stepped up to convincingly claim it, so I can’t put all the blame on Pelosi, but it sure would have been nice if the political leaders who are busy confronting their own mortal demise due to being very old would have “passed the baton” to younger leadership that is in touch with the country

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

*cough*Jayapal*cough*

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

if i remember correctly, the most successful challenger to pelosi's throne was fucking tim ryan

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

the new litmus test for american political leadership:

without asking an intern to do it for you, can you successfully set up an automatic Out of Office message for your email

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

remember, decaying leadership: you are allowed to type "how to set up automatic out of office message for my email" into google.com in order to find the answer if you don't know how to do it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

Idk politicians should flush the Bible down the toilet tbh

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

google.com is a search engine. you need to go on the internet and type it into the big spot at the top where you can type

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

Remember when our biggest enemies were Bobby Jindal

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

it's pretty obvious by now that Pelosi is good at some aspects of her job, like organizing her caucus, while being fucking terrible at the part where she's the de facto face and voice of the entire party.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

nooo---- nonono don't click the picture of the home insurance trick that obama doesn't want you to know about---fuck, it's too late

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

would have “passed the baton” to younger leadership that is in touch with the country

likely Rahm Emanuel and his Zionist hoodlum clan didn't return their calls though

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

my best friend lives in Philly and works for WHYY, he sent me Jon Ehren's stuff about Fishtown as it was happening. glad it got some attention.

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

it's pretty obvious by now that Pelosi is good at some aspects of her job, like organizing her caucus, while being fucking terrible at the part where she's the de facto face and voice of the entire party.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, June 2, 2020 11:25 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think "public relations" for members of Congress used to just mean cultivating relationships with the press. In other words, it was never that public: It was about calling up reporters and feeding them stories and talking points. But the current media environment demands a much more direct approach. Younger pols like AOC get this. Many older ones do not, or seem uncomfortable with it.

jaymc, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

it's pretty obvious by now that Pelosi is good at some aspects of her job, like organizing her caucus, while being fucking terrible at the part where she's the de facto face and voice of the entire party.

For better or for worse, that's Joe Biden as soon as he's the nominee, and to some extent right now.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

xp to jaymc

yeah. to use a tiresome phrase, she has trouble "thinking on her feet" these days. there was a time when statements were prepared and delivered as part of a communications strategy which politicians could somewhat control. now, an effective politician needs to be able to say something powerful (or at the bare minimum make a coherent point) at a moment's notice, in situations that are out of their control

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

cool

House Dems had an emotional caucus call today with some members crying as they spoke.

They agree that they need a bold response and quickly. But exactly what that is is up for debate.

Dems will talk again Thursday, w/ the call being entirely devoted to this discussion. https://t.co/nvevIM3nmQ

— Heather Caygle (@heatherscope) June 2, 2020

JoeStork, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

that is cool, actually

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

I just think - maybe the bold response should get figured out before Thursday? Things are happening pretty fast.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

sure. but it the purpose of the meeting is to develop legislation, that's gonna take time to pass anyway (especially considering that if it's decent legislation, mcconnell and trump won't let it pass)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

btw, just imagine a republican in 2020 crying about civil rights

it's literally impossible

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link

well there were a fair number of black and liberal Republicans in 1968

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

I just have so little faith in the Dems right now. Thursday will be another call to decide on a meeting for later next week, while events continue to outpace them.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link

Exactly what do you want from legislators?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

Why legislate now when you can legislator, am I right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

powerful words from pelosi here:

“We would hope that the president of the United States would follow the lead of so many other presidents,” Ms. Pelosi said, “and be a healer in chief and not a fanner of the flame.”

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

#healerinchief

#notafanneroftheflame

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

her comm team is good. really, really good

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

#nailedit

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

2020: a cross between veep and idiocracy

you must admit the following scene seems a lot more realistic than it did just a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

kushner is joe

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

Why legislate now when you can legislator, am I right?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 2, 2020 6:33 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've got legs but
I'm not a legislator

peace, man, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

Fun to think about what the republican response to Tea Partiers getting teargassed and Obama calling for greater force would have been.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

Hard to say. They do like to be dominated, after all.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

Trying to imagine explaining this turn of events to someone from 1980 and not getting very far

Kpop fans are taking over M*GA and pro-police hashtags and crashing law enforcement snitch apps and it’s beautiful https://t.co/h2HzGj9MEx pic.twitter.com/uUPgHOu76W

— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) June 3, 2020

dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link

Well I mean the ROK wasn’t really even culturally equipped to have its current entertainment industry in 1980, for one thing

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link

Steve King out, it seems.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

I know we aren’t supposed to express our defeatist fears here, but seeing the photo of the troops lined up on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial really hammered home for me that this week is the end of democracy. Trump’s absolutely got the police and military behind him 100%, he will never step down. It’s over.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

The military are not behind Trump, they’re beholden to a strict hierarchy, their service contracts, and to the people next to them in line. They’re as scared of this as anyone.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

Cops have powerful unions and can quit anytime they want. Don’t pile the military in with them.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:15 (four years ago) link

yeah, that's a wee bit dramatic. the troops were National Guard, and they weren't standing on the memorial out of allegiance to Trump. they were requested by Defense Secretary Esper from other states, and those that were willing sent theirs there (many Democratic state Governors also refused to send their guard there).

Trump would need the support of the entire fuckin' army to pull off a coup like that, and.....nah. we're nowhere near that.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:40 (four years ago) link

most of the military guys I know hate his fucking guts

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

my National Guard ex hates his fucking guts

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:44 (four years ago) link

Fully aware I’m being overdramatic, I’ve just never felt as hopeless as I’ve been this week watching cops just go full bore on protestors. While I believe a fair number of National Guards hate him, it’s that “following orders” mindset that got us where we are today. I’m just freaked the fuck out.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link

do any of you think that this will mark a sort of seismic shift against trump? it seems like republican leadership would see the writing on the wall here. he's gonna fucking lose, and he is a fucking asshole that pretty much everyone on the planet hates. (of course, i have thought that this moment would come hundreds of times over the last 3 years....)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link

yeah, that's a wee bit dramatic.

Jon you seem like a great guy but "wee bit dramatic" is a kind description in general

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link

I don't think it's ever going to come from Leadership, unless it's October and they have given up. even today, the most GOP Senators could manage is to claim his tweets "aren't helpful" or "aren't constructive", and when asked about the Insurrection Act, it was the same rhetoric they pulled with the "what if he fires Mueller" line of questioning - "hopefully he doesn't do that!", "I think it's premature to be talking about things he hasn't done yet", "well, I THINK it's premature, but if things change" type bet hedging.

and most of them defended his little photo-op and teargas dispersal.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link

voters, on the other hand, I think the way he's performed in two crises may siphon even more independents. i do think this is going to hurt him in the race, definitely

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link

xxpost I'm not meaning to have a go at jon, just that the post in general was dramatic. but I also understand just about everybody here is dealing with a cacophony of anxiety so I understand how every development can have us on edge.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

I don’t think jon is wrong to feel freaked out. This is all very fucked up, none of us should normalize it in any way. We’re all in a fucked up situation.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

xps don't forget the old people who aren't thrilled about being abandoned to the plague

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

Personally I think he’s fucked himself and with any luck he’s fucked Republican control of the Senate. This many people turning out under the threat of COVID, tear gas, pepper spray and rubber bullets? Imagine how many will turn out just to vote.

This assumes we have something like “peacetime” come November. Nobody really knows what winter will bring. But people hate him. They hate him so much it’s frankly impressive.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

I knew I shouldn’t have posted that, just being cooped up at home for three months and now being surrounded by horrible news, images of shocking violence everywhere I turn and that goddamn orange idiot stirring shit up at every opportunity has my anxiety at an all time level.

I’ll just say it’s hard not that let worst case scenarios spiral out in your head during all of this shit.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link

“hard not to”

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link

it ain't like that man, you're stressed, we're all stressed, and this is how it manifests itself sometimes. you're good people.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

I don't know if this represents a shift against Trump and the GOP, but if this goes long enough and their numbers sink low enough, they will eventually try to find some way to make peace just to save what's left of their political lives. Those are very big ifs though.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

Apparently old-people social media (local Facebook groups) are et up with people freaking out about Antifa invasions. One woman I know said her grandparents own a business in a small town (a town not menaced by anything at all) and they spent the night at the business last night because they were afraid it was about to be looted.

Tons of troll posts circulating warning about Antifa forces gathering in, like, mall and Target parking lots.

at the mall, stealing cds from Sam Goody

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:34 (four years ago) link

to be fair, once all the nazis wrap up their urban sojourns they'll probably throw in a little light vandalism once they get home just to dot all their i's

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:41 (four years ago) link

Unless approval among registered R voters somehow dips far below 95% I’m afraid the party is ride or die w/ Trump and nothing—nothing—is going to change their calculus

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:41 (four years ago) link

do any of you think that this will mark a sort of seismic shift against trump?

good news is it really doesn't have to, Trump driving down GOP turnout even 1% is huge given the razor thin margins they're on

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:43 (four years ago) link

yeah, i agree with that. but for the same reason, given how thin the margins were in 2016, if he's doing significantly worse and he's clearly going to lose, it could turn into a landslide

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link

i am knocking on all wood, trust me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link

Joe Biden still needs to eventually appear on television for at least 10 minutes one sort of would think

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:56 (four years ago) link

As I often say, five months is an eternity in US presidential politics. Assume nothing.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:57 (four years ago) link

My favorite theory for why the GOP leadership can’t turn on the Trump admin is because there’s kompromat on all of them. Better to retire a little early due to a lost election than have a select group of foreign agents turn CI and provide witness testimony

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 05:03 (four years ago) link

RIP steve king i guess

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO-kS1VU8AALGix?format=jpg&name=medium

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 05:27 (four years ago) link

i would guess that he'll be more influential and financially compensated in the white supremacist speaker scene

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 05:48 (four years ago) link

ah look! Resistance leader George W. Bush.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link

Makes you wonder if these "Presidents Obama and Bush should address the nation" people actually have a functioning memory.

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 10:00 (four years ago) link

it helps their Biden "enthusiasm" too

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link

NPR tapped Klobuchar for remaining Floyd cops' fate interview just now; how on point

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link

Trump Privately Backs Off From Sending Troops Into States Amid Unrest

After threatening states that he would dispatch the military to quell protests, President Donald Trump appeared to be privately backing off, with White House officials saying the response to demonstrations across the country indicated that local governments should be able to restore order themselves.

The shift came as protests in Washington and other cities over police brutality against minorities proceeded Tuesday with relative calm, a striking contrast to the harsh crackdowns outside the White House on Monday night. The president wanted to make the aggressive action in the nation’s capital an example for the rest of the country, a senior White House official said Tuesday.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

someone will call him a punk bitch in like 2 hours and detroit will get carpet bombed have no fear

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link

So are those Blackwater troops all over the Lincoln memorial or whut?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link

some Hitler xxp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

So now he's gonna move the RNC with two months to go? "Republicans in Disarray!"

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

so glad my governor didn't back down on the convention, not that it was a difficult decision. RNC made completely unreasonable demands AND refused to make even a half-assed pledge to follow the most basic health and safety guidelines. the best part of all this was when Gov. Cooper pointed out that fucking NASCAR provided a significantly more thorough, detailed, and responsible plan of action for a race that was being held with much less turnaround time without any actual spectators.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/melissasegura/police-unions-history-minneapolis-reform-george-floyd

Long article on the difficulties involved in negotiating contracts with police unions. Article takes Minneapolis Council to task, but notes the obstacles they face

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

So are those Blackwater troops all over the Lincoln memorial or whut?

― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, June 3, 2020 10:10 AM bookmarkflaglink

They were Maryland National Guard

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link

And some cops in military vests

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

Cos that's not creepy af

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

countdown to SECDEF Jared Kushner

NEW: Defense Sec. Esper: "I do not support invoking the Insurrection Act."

“The option to use active-duty forces in a law enforcement role should only be used as a matter of last resort and only in the most ... dire of situations. We are not in one of those situations now.” pic.twitter.com/GcMBjs73rI

— NBC News (@NBCNews) June 3, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

At this rate he's gonna have no choice but to throw Tiffany into a position somewhere.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

she'll end up being the Frodo Trump of this story. muddling, committed, core-competent.

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

who will lead him to the Undying Lands

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

The NC/RNC thing was inevitable, like he ever wanted it anywhere but in one of his hotels/Florida/his living room. Like a lot of his bullshit, he no doubt only wanted North Carolina because someone smarter or more educated/organized than him found some tangential campaign benefit to it and snuck it into his brain, but Trump is always about doing the easiest, laziest thing for the biggest return.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

are there ANY states that are going to be willing to do this in August?

akm, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

This morning's White House propaganda email's subject is "The Lying About Donald Trump is Now Completely Out of Control" which, given the circumstances and even by their standards, is risible beyond parody

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

xp -- I live in one. The mayor of Jackson would say fuck off, but the casinos/convention infrastructure on the coast would probably jump at the chance.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

Like a lot of his bullshit, he no doubt only wanted North Carolina because someone smarter or more educated/organized than him found some tangential campaign benefit to it

Was it even his choice? I assumed it was chosen by RNC leadership, not by Trump himself.

jaymc, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

He def. pretended like it was his preference.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

i believe mar-a-lago might be available to host the RNC convention. no masks or other PPE allowed

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

Is the DNC still happening or is that unknown as well?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

zoom DNC iirc

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

I found a 2018 article about how the RNC was having trouble finding a city willing to host the convention in normal times. Charlotte was the only one actively lobbying for it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

Someone should print up Zoom DNC shirts a la the Run DMC logo.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

Nashville is apparently under consideration now. Yay.

Music City DOA

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

Nashville is apparently under consideration now. Yay.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, June 3, 2020 11:33 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh hell no

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

Something every movie fan knows: Nashville + politics does not end well.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

How has Trump not 'volunteered' Mar-a-Lago? They could set up tents on the fairways.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link

Didn't he try to have the G6/7/8 there 1000 years ago, and got shot down?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

I wonder if he hasn't volunteered Mar-a-Lago because ... management recommended against it, due to health concerns and potential liability?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

Mar-a-Lago has bedbugs, and if I were the exterminating company I'd insist on conventioneer stay there while it's under fumigation.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link

a big tent party indeed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

"The Lying About Donald Trump is Now Completely Out of Control"

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:19 (four years ago) link

He said that he didn't want to do it at Doral because the ballroom isn't big enough.

I have zero interest in moving the Republican National Convention to Doral in Miami, as falsely reported by the Fake News @nytimes in order to stir up trouble. Ballroom is not nearly big enough & would like to stay in N.C., whose gov. doesn’t even know if he can let people in? https://t.co/nqBBPv4VXS

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 25, 2020

jaymc, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

Well, between the conventioneers and bedbugs, how would they fit in one space?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link

Lots of terrible, bloodsucking, smelly, shit-leaving insects....and also bedbugs.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link

polyticks

i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link

if he wants to 'dominate' he should demand the target center in mpls

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

more lols:

EXCLUSIVE: Trump and Kushner pushed the National Enquirer to investigate that bogus Joe Scarborough 'murder' story. The tabloid dug — and found it was total bullshit. https://t.co/siMc6tvUO3

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) June 3, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

xp

if he were a true leader he would wear a hat and shirt with a large target logo on it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

“If there was something there we would’ve bit into it and stayed with it,” this tabloid veteran insisted, requesting anonymity owing to AMI’s notoriously ironclad non-disclosure agreements and reported retaliation against staffers who have publicly spoken out about the company.

“The basic direction we were given by the editors was since you’ve gone left and focused on the dead girl and that hasn’t been fruitful now go right and focus on the affair,” the ex-staffer recalled, referring to Scarborough’s romantic relationship with his co-host Brzezinski, which was the subject of rumors before the pair finally made it public following her divorce. “It was clear there was an agenda driving it but it wasn’t clear to us by who and what the big picture was.”

The Enquirer reporters were unable to meet the tabloid’s notoriously low bar for publication even after consulting with tabloid-friendly experts such as forensic pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht and private investigator Paul Huebl, who once claimed to the supermarket rag that actor Verne Troyer, best known for portraying “Mini Me” in the Austin Powers film series, was murdered after cops ruled his death a suicide.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

we shall fight in the bunkers and the twitters and we shall never give up

McEnany says Trump's visit to St. John's Monday is on par with Churchill visiting war bunkers and W throwing out the first pitch during the World Series after 9/11.

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 3, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

It's definitely up there with H.W. puking on the Japanese prime minister.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

Everytime Ford fell down.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

It's up there with the time Dubya read a children's book on 9/11

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link

At least he was pretending to read.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

i'm a 9/11 truther

to be clear, i mean that i believe GWB really did read that book. he fucking nailed it!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link

Thing is, it's completely impossible to imagine Trump successfully reading a children's book to a kindergarten class.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

Thing is, it's completely impossible to imagine Trump successfully reading a children's book to a kindergarten class.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

oh man I'd love to see him try

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

oh no I wouldn't.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

Thing is, it's completely impossible to imagine Trump successfully reading a children's book to a kindergarten class.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

He'd shoo away Secret Service as it would prevent him from hearing through his earpiece, which contains the kids book on tape

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

Love to give 4 year olds PTSD

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

Then he would bomb the Tower of Terror

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

Thing is, it's completely impossible to imagine Trump successfully reading a children's book to a kindergarten class.

Evan, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link

shouldn't you have a sign that says "fresh fish sold here today"

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

I know this will be greeted with derision by some of you, but I'm all for it.

http://www.cnn.com/2020/06/03/politics/obama-george-floyd/index.html

I especially hope Trump immediately schedules a press conference or Oval Office address or "Zooming with DJT" forum at the same time, and CNN and MSNBC cover Obama instead (which they obviously would, so he won't).

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

A data point.

RCP poll leads on this day in history:

2020: Biden +8.0
2016: Clinton +1.5
2012: Obama +1.3
2008: Obama +1.4

I think people generally remember the Obama wins as much easier and more predictable than they were.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 3, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

My only sliver of doubt about Obama's eventual 2008 victory came exactly ten hours after Sarah Palin's RNC debut.

In 2012, most doubts dissipated after the spring. I wasn't much rattled by Obama's first debate performance.

I had no doubt Clinton would win in 2016.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

Kerry was +1.6

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

I disassociated for the latter half of 2003 and all of 2004 so I can't remember what my expectations were that summer.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

dissociated*

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

the 2012 win wasn't a surprise, but it definitely came a bit easier than the conventional wisdom suspected

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

If only Dems controlled the House, they could investigate deployment of military in Washington, maybe figure out the deal with "federal law enforcement officers" who won't identify themselves, get answers on DEA role in investigating protests. Subpoena Milley, Barr, Esper, etc https://t.co/uHqRGkeAMo

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) June 3, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

Yes. The House Committees could issue subpoenas, which Barr would instruct all federal employees to ignore. Then the House could sue for compliance and take it all the way to the Supreme Court! Then Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh would vote to back Barr, leaving John Roberts to play the Swing Vote role again. Maybe issuing an opinion by next June. Hotcha!

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link

lots of federal employees have already ignored executive branch instructions not to testify before house committees.

https://www.justsecurity.org/66742/why-officials-keep-testifying-despite-white-house-counsels-letter-on-impeachment-inquiry/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

xp Aimless that’s no reason not to do it

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link

if not for the short-term than for history every one of their obstructions needs to go on the record

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

the 2012 win wasn't a surprise, but it definitely came a bit easier than the conventional wisdom suspected

― voodoo chili, Wednesday, June 3, 2020 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

it was touch and go for a bit after the first debate! much of the data was just a temporary spike that corrected itself, and most of the prognosticators like 538, NYT, PEC, Drew Linzer et al did have Obama as the slight favorite throughout Sept/October, but it was close enough that dumb conservatives actually thought they were winning, and Rasmussen actually forecasted a Romney electoral victory a few weeks before the election. My friend got invited to a Free At Last party by a delusional Romney stan that was convinced they were going to win.

I definitely wasn't shocked when it happened, as by election week, Obama had started to pull away and 538 gave him better odds than Clinton had on election day, but we were all very nervous iirc in the election thread, whereas Obama was pretty much the favorite as soon as Palin showed up.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

normal decision tree

Only a couple hours ago, the AP reported that the Pentagon was beginning to send regular Army troops deployed to DC back to their home bases. Now Secretary Esper has abruptly reversed that order. Seems very likely that the White House found out – quite possibly from the news report – and ordered Esper to reverse course.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/remarkable-remarkable

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

what's the over/under on how long it would take a lame-duck GOP Senate to change the SCOTUS confirmation rules back to what they were before they changed them in 2017 to confirm Gorsuch and Kavanaugh...if Dems took the Senate.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link

Obama was pretty much the favorite as soon as Palin showed up.

Palin was less a factor in 2008 than McCain's near-paralysis in the face of the financial collapse in September/October. With Republicans holding power for 8 straight years, it was impossible to deflect responsibility for the collapse onto the Democrats. Bush lost what was left of his public support as Wall Street burned and the TARP was unveiled, and he took McCain down with him because McCain wasn't free to repudiate his party's leadership.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

Aimless, I slightly disagree. McCain absolutely was in a position to repudiate party leadership because as The Maverick he could've done, but instead his intellectual sloth, moral torpor, and general stupidity prevented him. No Republican would've won in 2008, let's be clear, but McCain could've done better if he hadn't been Overrated John McCain.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

so The Maverick wasn't always 100% bullshit? xp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

Holy shit Mattis

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

“Devoir de reserve” Mattis (https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/10/james-mattis-trump/596665/)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

Well that was unexpected. Is he the highest profile ex-Trump appointee to trash the fucker?

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

for real. where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

man if there's a conspiracy by 'the deep state' to keep trump's hands tied i wish it would hurry the fuck up

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

I'm sure someone already posted this, but just in case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZevgdbMIB0

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

so The Maverick wasn't always 100% bullshit? xp

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 3, 2020 6:18 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Worse than bullshit, but no one here believed it.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

i'm a 9/11 truther

to be clear, i mean that i believe GWB really did read that book. he fucking nailed it!

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, June 3, 2020 2:01 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

grand slam

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

Mattis 'trashed' everything when he was fired. your short memories puzzle me

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

“I had no choice but to leave,” he says in that book interview. same shit, different volume, adjusted for audience.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link

OK doctor

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

he's not a real doctor

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

Everything anybody else posts is just dross for your supercilious punker-than-thou sanctimony. This is actually why we post tbf

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link

is it punk to wonder how moist Rachel Maddow got when she licked that Mattis copy tonight? slid right onto the studio floor in 3 seconds, I bet. MSNBC Glide.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

I wanna see her riding a missile Major Kong / Hanoi Jane style. so fuckin' butch

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

I don’t know why I keep tapping through to read your posts after I killfiled you, I really need better hobbies.

Your misogyny is noted

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

I don't think its supercilious of me to want to shoot every career military man in the head

I didn't know Mattis had a pussy

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link

Now we have to rate the thread "Adult" - thanks, Morbs

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

I don't think any of us are on the Jim Mattis Tugjob Committee, just noting that this is 70 times more vitriol that any other departed appointee has managed thus far. Everybody else has just gone into silent retirement or been named Scaramucci.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link

Of course, nobody's going to ask him to his face about the time he spent licking Trump's boots.

Nhex, Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

It's not not a big deal.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

esp whem you are threatening to wield the military

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

when

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

Mattis Tugjob Committee would good name for an acappella group.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

anyway the point isn't what we think of four-star generals, it's that Trump worships them and he's gotta be cwwwwyyyyying right now

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:38 (four years ago) link

this is his worst nightmare, being called a "baby" (not mature)—up there with "dog" as his favorite insult—by a big strong so handsome tough army man

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

i just saw that Tom Cotton oped in the times and holy god, fuck them.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link

hmm the other day tom cotton said that cops/guard should 'give no quarter' -- a war crime even if it weren't against one's fellow citizens -- yet that doesn't seem to be addressed here

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link

fwiw I don’t think Mattis or McMaster were ever in their roles to “lick boots,” they took the positions they did so that people of Esper or Flynn’s ilk wouldn’t be able to step in

I realize I am the only person on this board who thinks this, idgaf.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link

xp cotton manages to somehow stand out, doesn't he? you've got longtime pieces of shit like roy blunt whose main contribution to fascism is nodding along to it all and never taking either the total credit or fall for anything. then you've got a guy like cotton, who is like an evangelist for the cause, taking it to new heights, carving out his own niche of evil innovation. he seems like he has completely lost his mind. look at his eyes when he's getting into it - it's super weird

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link

xp that may be true, but either way they failed

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link

tom cotton is a fucking traitor and should be shot.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:02 (four years ago) link

really wish I hadn't read that I'm having an anuerysm

On the contrary, nihilist criminals are simply out for loot and the thrill of destruction, with cadres of left-wing radicals like antifa infiltrating protest marches to exploit Floyd’s death for their own anarchic purposes.

^that's a hotlink to Barr's statement on categorizing Antifa as terror group, FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link

the link to antifa goes to a bill barr press release. i should really unsubscribe.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

dude

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

A lot of people persist in thinking Tom Cotton could be president one day. Apparently James Bennet is one of them, and wanted to taste-test his balls in advance.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

NYT precedent

Well, there was this ... if in 1941 pic.twitter.com/b6af2D4qYl

— Jules Boykoff (@JulesBoykoff) June 4, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link

I realize I am the only person on this board who thinks this

No. I think that's a fairly accurate reading of what they thought they were doing, but it was probably less about who they feared would get the job if they refused, and more about the obviously paramount need to steer events safely through the Trump minefield. Which they thought they could do. But no one can.

Morbs would not be impressed by that, because in his eyes being a general officer is disqualifying for the offices they filled, simply by reason of their military training and allegiance.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link

But Barr very clearly teabags Trump like nobody's business.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link

not sure barr really cares about trump; he just wants to see people under the boot

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

Mattis is a war criminal, serving Trump is just a cherry on the fuck him forever cake.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:23 (four years ago) link

both sides! even if one is calling for state-sponsored murder!

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link

But Barr very clearly teabags Trump like nobody's business.

― A is for (Aimless)

Thanks for the image!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

Thread got thirsty all of a sudden...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

I don't even understand why newspapers have opinion sections and editorials in the first place. It's fucking stupid, just more noise.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

Entertainment.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link

It’s relatively cheap content and often generates lots of “engagement”

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

Op-eds are free, columnists get paid a lot but are cheap in regards to expenses, people click on stupid shit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:01 (four years ago) link

They should cancel them all and just give a blank check to Bill Waterson instead.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

Like, the entire internet is one big stupid opinion column, I read newspapers to counteract the noise, not to amplify it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link

That said, I canceled my subscription to the Times a few years ago because the bullshit got too much. They have been so consistently cynical in how they have been covering this administration that it often does a grave disservice to and even undercuts all the hard work their excellent reporters have been doing.

And don't even get me started on the Chicago Tribune editorial board endorsing Gary Johnson.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link

for real. where's the tax returns?

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, June 4, 2020 8:37 AM (forty-four minutes ago)

📯📯📯

massage angry pixels (sic), Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

good evening!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:41 (four years ago) link

good evening alfred

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

Going to bed shortly, after a blast of Lady Gaga and Jorge Ben.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:57 (four years ago) link

the times does a great deal of good work, a great deal of fluffing the rich and occasionally is an abomination.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:03 (four years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2020/06/03/politics/pat-robertson-donald-trump/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial

I know how awful Pat Robertson is--just looking at this as possible evidence of all this as a turning point (or, to put it another way, of people running for cover).

clemenza, Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link

xpost Alas, the abominations are often the chosen headlines, which happen to be printed in a type size several times larger than that used in the story itself, and also happen to be the most the average person probably sees or reads of the Times.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link

yes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link

it's easy and satisfying, though unfair, to hold hundreds of editors and reporters and photographers responsible for the fuckheaded decisions of one editor in a different office

massage angry pixels (sic), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link

rare case where i'd recommend reading the comments though

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link

You mean the opinion sub-columns?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

how else should one hold the fuckheaded decisions responsible

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

Nyt op eds have comment threads.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

Xp, not to mookie.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/donald-trumps-fascist-performance

Donald Trump thinks power looks like masked men in combat uniforms lined up in front of the marble columns of the Lincoln Memorial. He thinks it looks like Black Hawk helicopters hovering so low over protesters that they chop off the tops of trees. He thinks it looks like troops using tear gas to clear a plaza for a photo op. He thinks it looks like him hoisting a Bible in his raised right hand.

Trump thinks power sounds like this: “Our country always wins. That is why I am taking immediate Presidential action to stop the violence and restore security and safety in America . . . dominate the streets . . . establish an overwhelming law-enforcement presence. . . . If a city or state refuses . . . I will deploy the United States military and quickly solve the problem for them. . . . We are putting everybody on warning. . . . One law and order and that is what it is. One law—we have one beautiful law.” To Trump, power sounds like the word “dominate,” repeated over and over on a leaked call with governors. It sounds like the silence of the men in uniform when they are asked who they are.

Trump got these ideas from television and Hollywood movies, and he had the intuition to recognize them. He knew what he wanted to imitate. We know that he likes the military and its parades. (A senior Administration official, speaking with the Daily Beast, attempted to downplay the President’s interest in tanks: “I think that is just one of the military words he knows.”) Perhaps he has seen many movies that feature the Black Hawk, that monster of military-industrial production, the metal embodiment of brute force. Perhaps Trump heard that, when Russia occupied Crimea, it flooded the peninsula with men in unmarked uniforms—they dominated without ever identifying themselves. Perhaps he heard the word “dominate” in his recent telephone conversation with Vladimir Putin. Perhaps he had seen a picture of Hitler in a similar pose, or perhaps he just conflated two gestures that symbolize power in American politics: one hand raised, the other on the Bible—this may explain the slight uncertainty of his display, as if he weren’t sure how much the book was supposed to weigh.

The President is a talented performer who plays an exaggerated version of an idea of who he is. On “The Apprentice,” he played what he thought a wildly successful real-estate developer would be like. He made inane pronouncements with great aplomb, and, as my colleague Patrick Radden Keefe wrote, in a Profile of the creator of “The Apprentice,” Mark Burnett, Trump made bizarre decisions that the makers of the show then scrambled to make look credible in the editing room. When the show started, Trump was a has-been, an occasional butt of tabloid jokes; by the time it ended, he and the audience both believed that he was one of the wealthiest and most successful businessmen on the planet. That, in turn, made his Presidential campaign if not immediately plausible then at least imaginable.

A power grab is always a performance of sorts. It begins with a claim to power, and if the claim is accepted—if the performance is believed—it takes hold. Much as he played a real-estate tycoon in the most crude and reductive way, Trump is now performing his idea of power as he imagines it. In his intuition, power is autocratic; it affirms the superiority of one nation and one race; it asserts total domination; and it mercilessly suppresses all opposition. Whether or not he is capable of grasping the concept, Trump is performing fascism.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link

I don't even understand why newspapers have opinion sections and editorials in the first place.

(sings)
Don't know much about history.
Don't know what an op-ed is for.
Don't know much about politics.
Or why publishers manipulate.
But I do know one and one is two,
and if editors spoke the truth,
what a wonderful world this would be.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 4 June 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link

Of the three letters making news tonight, this one is the big deal. It is a big deal that he felt the need to issue it. It is a big deal that he issued it. pic.twitter.com/ONHniXXLst

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) June 4, 2020

j., Thursday, 4 June 2020 05:32 (four years ago) link

What the ever loving fuck

Yeah, he’s implicitly reminding everyone in uniform that they obey lawful orders, not the other kind.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 June 2020 06:24 (four years ago) link

That letter is quite something

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 June 2020 09:55 (four years ago) link

the military taking the opportunity to differentiate themselves from the police! still too many war crimes but a nice gesture idk

imago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link

not that one should entirely trust the og planet subjugation force ;)

imago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link

Rudy shits the bed. All of the bed. And the bedroom. And the rest of his house.

Rudy Giuliani completely loses the plot on #GMB.

Piers Morgan - you sound completely barking mad. pic.twitter.com/iS6kyJWfVi

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) June 4, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link

Ot one point I was convinced he was going to shout "BOXCAR!"

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link

He said “sucked up” though

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link

Fuck Piers Morgan for years of defending Trump

nashwan, Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

Earlier in that interview, Giuliani finally explains what Trump meant when he said 'when the looting starts, the shooting starts' (not a retaliatory boast, you see, but a recognition that people who loot will naturally progress to shooting police officers and what have you).

Those two walking nutsacks deserve one another.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link

He said “sucked up” though

Rudy def needs new dentures

Fuck Piers Morgan for years of defending Trump

at least

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link

Rudy shits the bed. All of the bed. And the bedroom. And the rest of his house.

when he shits around the house...he really shits around the house

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link

not that one should entirely trust the og planet subjugation force ;)


Thought that was the British army?

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link

of which yours is just a particularly well-resourced sub-unit :D

imago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link

lawful orders

Colonel Kurtz, he dead

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

If Trump controls a loyal core of CBP and BOP officers they could be his brownshirts for arresting Biden on inauguration day and possibly murdering him.

Bnad, Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

This isn't the 70s political thriller fanfic thread

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link

Is Dwayne Johnson gonna run for President in 2024 or 2028?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

IT DOESN'T MATTER

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

I am hoping Dwayne Johnson leads the insurrection if Trump finagles re-election

akm, Thursday, 4 June 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

no, it must be mark sinclair. known professionally as vin diesel

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

Dwayne Johnson

Rock the Vote, ready-made slogan, obv

i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 June 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

Rock/Jesse Ventura dream ticket

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 4 June 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

folks, lisa murkowski is struggling

Extraordinary comments just now from Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) who tells us Mattis’ words were “true, honest, necessary and overdue.” Says she’s struggling with the question of whether to support Trump in 2020.

— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) June 4, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

Jesse's Twitter feed is pretty righteous right now based on what he's retweeting he's on the right side of this.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 June 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

Oh man, maybe Collins will be TROUBLED next

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

"he's a threat to the constitution, I agree. i just don't know if I can vote for him. i just don't know. we will see."

akm, Thursday, 4 June 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

Susan Collins will be troubled right up to the brink of making a good decision, before concluding no, not today

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

It's Defcon 4.83

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

somewhere out there in the quiet woods of Maine, i believe that olympia snowe is feeling a pang of feeling troubled. she looks right, then left, then moves slightly right. it is ok now

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

the correct way always seems to be slightly to the right in these woods

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

lisa murkowski, everyone! let's give her a warm hand

Ms. Murkowski added that when she saw the statement released on Wednesday by Mr. Mattis, a former four-star Marine Corps general, “I felt like perhaps we’re getting to the point where we can be more honest with the concerns that we might hold internally, and have the courage of our own convictions to speak up.”

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

Murkowski frustrates me more than Mindy Moderate. By all accounts she loathes McConnell after what he did to make her lose her race several years ago, and if anything her base respects her independence -- she voted against Kavanaugh!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

i mean she's been in the fucking senate for 17 years, but only this letter from a troop has given her the courage to speak truthfully

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

“I felt like perhaps we’re getting to the point where we can be more honest with the concerns that we might hold internally, and have the courage of our own convictions to speak up.”

"Of course, I don't count myself as part of this 'we,' but you know what I mean..."

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

“I felt like perhaps we’re getting to the point where we can be more honest with the concerns that we might hold internally"

can murk speak more about _why_ they haven't been able to be more honest with their concerns?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

can it be anything other than keeping power at all expenses?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

'i feel like perhaps we're getting' can you please add some more hedging words into your weak ass statement please

akm, Thursday, 4 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/jVvEfTB.gif

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

Like Jiminy sang, 'eventually let your conscience be your guide, maybe, or...I don't know, what do you think?'

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 June 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

In good news this POS is dead.

DJI, Thursday, 4 June 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link

Haha

Folks... https://t.co/ofHIuFhFCS

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 4, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

good speech for a celeb!

sean gramophone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

i like how he looks like he can kick ass. we need a president who can kick some ass!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

He definitely looks like he could dominate. And you have to...well, you know.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

he's rich, he can kick some ass, AND he's an actor! god, if some old footage came up showing that he looked good in a tight trunks, you may as well call the 2024 election

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

He's so right. If Trump showed even an iota of humility, empathy or responsibility, he would get way more credit than he would deserve. And of course he'd win the election.

DJI, Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

watch eric trump DEMOLISH liberal bed-wetters in this epic tweet!!

Never forget that we still live in the greatest country on earth! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/2ZUZ8rtM0q

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) June 3, 2020

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 June 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

Date night. pic.twitter.com/b6bIswO5OT

— Connie Schultz (@ConnieSchultz) June 3, 2020

DJI, Thursday, 4 June 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

i was actually thinking about dwayne johnson earlier this week because my terrible son makes me watch moana two (2) times each day.

i was thinking, he was generally assumed to be a republican right? the idea of him running as a republican currently seems preposterous. this is a measure of how far the GOP has gone (i.e. from super racist to openly super racist).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

are they gold hamburgers in that photo?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

yeah but they were cooked in a toilet

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

i was thinking, he was generally assumed to be a republican right?

I would have 100% assumed The Rock was a Democrat. But I don't know that much about him.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link

most WWE people are Republicans

Nhex, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link

the rock is totally a republicans buy shoes-type guy

i mean if i thought about his politics for the first time today then yeah i guess he's a democrat, but he spoke at the GOP convention under GWB iirc?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

he's also a big fan of the troops

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:08 (four years ago) link

That photo from the church is just ... like, aside from everything else, these people are so goddam weird.

yes

Dan S, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

It's very "American Gothic."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link

that blue curtain in the background seems out of place, almost lynchian

Dan S, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

Plenty of USO show regulars / “big fans of the troops” are Democrats

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 June 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

the President of the United States seems very fired up about a 13% unemployment rate

frogbs, Friday, 5 June 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

Trump's popularity is plummeting with both evangelicals & catholics, how many more awkward photo-ops where he has to pretend to be religious are we gonna see in the next few months?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 June 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

There are many more significant reasons to hate the guy, but I can't wait to have a president again that doesn't do 90% of his communications with the public while he's sitting on the shitter every morning.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 June 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

who's ready for their blood pressure to rise

Trump said that hopefully George Floyd is looking down from heaven and saying today is a great day for the country.

“It’s a great day for him and it’s a great day for everybody,” he says.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 5, 2020

frogbs, Friday, 5 June 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

Trump employs a not very subtle strategy of hook-and-bait with communication.

He'll say something attention getting and sharable even if it's something that makes him look bad (desecrating the memory of George Floyd) that contains a hook (good jobs numbers) he wants spread.

— Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw) June 5, 2020


People accuse me of giving Trump too much credit for cleverness, but you absolutely do not have to be smart to execute this maneuver. Trump is not proving he's smart but if you're continuously falling into this trap, he's proving he's smarter than you are, at least.

— Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw) June 5, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

And it could be soeone smart who's telling him to do it

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

The Trump trap is actually him spewing bullshit so extreme or beyond the pale that everyone is compelled to respond, which sucks up all the air and dilutes outrage, all while he has moved on to the next bullshit, because like a goldfish floating up to the top of the tank for food but forgetting why he went there, all he knows is the fleeting moment.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

yeah it doesn't matter if he's actually smart, or if someone is telling him to do it, or even if he does shit like this deliberately. the observable fact is that it works.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

it's all about him

you have to dominate

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

the observable fact is that it works.

to be clear, "works" here is "people know jobs are up", not necessarily he's going to win in november, which i suppose is the main thing. but still.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

troll level: proficient

Renaming Pennsylvania Avenue "George Floyd Way"? expert.

i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

performative

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

I'm not really a religious person but I am starting to think this man might be the antichrist

frogbs, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

The Piss Christ in human form.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link

we were warned

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

remember that nyt tom cotton op-ed?

From New York Times town hall: op-ed team pitched the piece TO Tom Cotton. Not the other way around.

— quarantine toddler task force (@PatrickCoffee) June 5, 2020

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

wow, they were REALLY desperate to present a wide spectrum of thoughts and opinions on the op-ed page, such dedication

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

wow

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

please, please, will someone fill up this page with the most hateful and fascist thinking possible? preferably a US senator? pleeeeeeease

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

I'm not really a religious person but I am starting to think this man might be the antichrist

honestly, peak times for straight up unchristian words and deeds

j., Friday, 5 June 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

remember when nyt actually had a public editor?

voodoo chili, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link

They fired her iirc

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

Well, the last NYT public editor, Liz Spayd, wasn't great. But her predecessor, Margaret Sullivan, was excellent. (And she continues to be insightful as WaPo's media critic.)

jaymc, Friday, 5 June 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.

— Socialist Alternative Rock & Pop Punk (@MildCuthbert) June 4, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 June 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link

fantastic

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 6 June 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

General Mattis Condemns Trump As Threat To Constitution https://t.co/Y5NLuFN9nC #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/5crIX7m2fJ

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 5, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 June 2020 05:36 (four years ago) link

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/janeese-lewis-george-districi-of-columbia-police-reform-city-councils_n_5edaab12c5b6dc3de7b95082

Normally, a local council race would have little resonance outside the city or district where it took place. But the mailers and the protests in Washington and nationwide transformed the election into the “first major referendum on policing” in the country since the demonstrations began, said Tahir Duckett, a civil rights attorney in Washington.

The result was clear: On Tuesday, just 24 hours after federal and D.C. police violently cracked down on protests across Washington, Lewis George appeared to have easily defeated incumbent Councilman Brandon Todd ― although the election hadn’t yet been officially called by Friday, she held a seemingly insurmountable 12-percentage-point lead in the Democratic primary race, which in D.C. serves as a de facto general election.

The resounding victory will give Lewis George a powerful voice over a police force that ranks among the nation’s largest, relative to the local population. But it’s also a reminder, criminal justice reform advocates say, that although city councils are often overlooked, perhaps no level of government has more direct power to affect the immediate and sweeping changes to American police departments that protesters and activist groups, including Black Lives Matter, have demanded.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 June 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

damn straight. that's great news.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

She came to my house! I’m so happy she won

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 June 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

This thread -- I just -- just read it, read the whole thing, you'll thank me

It’s Martin Luther King day, so here’s a THREAD on NONVIOLENT PROTEST:

1/x

1) War is a kind of negotiation, not an alternative to it.

The goal in war is not to kill all enemy soldiers, but to *convince enemy leadership to surrender.*

Victory is thus a matter of persuasion. pic.twitter.com/o2f4FofbKx

— Mike Elias 💡📈 (@harmonylion1) January 20, 2020

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

buy my ripple xrp

1/x

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

the hard turn into harry potter and bitcoin was... upsetting

Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

none more trump

Trump’s photo op at a Maine factory making badly needed Covid testing swabs actually slowed production: After his tour without a mask, the factory had to trash the day’s output. https://t.co/OnaU7xTXN7

— Peter Elkind (@peterelkind) June 6, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 June 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

wtf at that twitter thread about bitcoin

shout-out to his family (DJP), Saturday, 6 June 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

that mike elias guy is a bloviating investor type, ignore

akm, Saturday, 6 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

Today in Emails from the Sweaty and Desperate...

Subject line: NO KNEELING!

Bob,

The American Flag is to be revered, cherished, and flown high. We should be standing up straight and tall, ideally with a salute, or a hand on heart.

There are other things you can protest, but not our Great American Flag - NO KNEELING!

Our beautiful American Flag should be respected and anyone who thinks otherwise is simply UN-AMERICAN! President Trump wants to send the left a message that protesting the American Flag is absolutely unacceptable, but he can’t do it without you.

He’s calling on YOU to step up, Bob. He wants to know who had his back during this time, so we’re sending him a list of supporters who publicly sign their name to stand with him and our flag.

Please stand with President Trump in the NEXT 3 HOURS and DEMAND respect for the American Flag.

INSTANT PETITION SIGNATURE

Please confirm your information below:

Bob Dobalina
b***************@g***l.com


ADD YOUR NAME NOW >>

Please add your name in the NEXT 3 HOURS to stand with President Trump!

President Trump needs to know he can count on you right now, Bob.

If you add your name in the NEXT 3 HOURS, we’ll make sure it’s at the VERY TOP of the petition we give the President.

INSTANT PETITION SIGNATURE

Please confirm your information below:

Bob Dobalina
b***************@g***l.com


ADD YOUR NAME NOW >>

Please add your name in the NEXT 3 HOURS to stand with President Trump!

Thank you,

Team Trump 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

NOT GREAT BOB

ya gotta pay a fee dobalina

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 June 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

to take a knee dobalina

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 6 June 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

NOT GREAT BOB

I'm hoping to see this subject line the morning of November 4...

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link

freedom ain't free dobalina
don't call us bob
we'll call u

dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

Ya really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!

Trump uses emergency powers to sign executive order voiding the Endangered Species Act, the Clean Water Act, and National Environmental Policy Act, which requires rigorous environmental review before building new infrastructure like highways or pipelines.

“From the beginning of my Administration, I have focused on reforming and streamlining an outdated regulatory system that has held back our economy with needless paperwork and costly delays. The need for continued progress in this streamlining effort is all the more acute now, due to the ongoing economic crisis.”

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

WTF

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

which requires rigorous environmental review before building new infrastructure like highways or pipelines.

and, importantly for trump, large real estate developments

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

i see we're racing toward the "well if he gets booted, what's the most outrageous shit we can push for domestically" territory

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

Looks like they really are moving the convention to Florida https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/06/us/politics/republican-convention-charlotte-2020.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

Maaan fuuuuuuck you Repubs

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

Trump uses emergency powers to sign executive order voiding the Endangered Species Act, the Clean Water Act, and National Environmental Policy Act, which requires rigorous environmental review before building new infrastructure like highways or pipelines.

I'm not seeing this news reported elsewhere.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 June 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link

NPR and MSN and The Hill

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 6 June 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link

ugh, just found that NPR story you linked, thanks.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 June 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

but tHeY're alL tHe sAmE

i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 6 June 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

I mean, feels like it should be being reported elsewhere

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 6 June 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link

I mean, feels like it /should/ be being reported elsewhere

It was in the Washington Post on like page A10 and very brief.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 00:51 (four years ago) link

Putting this here rather than in the NY Times thread because it seems pretty obviously politics-related: James Bennet has resigned from the Times, and James Dao, a deputy opinion editor who oversaw op-eds, will "step off the masthead to move into a new role in the newsroom," according to the publisher.

Letter from AG Sulzberger: Bennet has resigned; JIm Dao stepping off masthead and away from opinion; Katie Kingsbury acting editorial page editor thru election. Letter to staff from AG Sulzberger pic.twitter.com/7nFOvXzxx0

— marc tracy (@marcatracy) June 7, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

A very genteel shitcanning

all cats are beautiful (silby), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

wau

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link

It's almost like they decided to check the pulse of their readership, and of New Yorkers in general, and discovered that they all find Tom Cotton appalling, and the idea of giving him a national platform for his abhorrent ideas, instead of burnishing the reputation of the NYT for even-handedness, has seriously harmed the reputation of the NYT's editorial judgment and deeply undermined any trust that people had in it.

Should've thought of that sooner, imo.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

Sulzberger should fucking resign too

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

this is like Trump firing Barr for being a fascist asshole.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

I feel like "Oh, the Cotton thing? No, I didn't read it before we ran it - should I have, you think?" was the last nail in Bennet's coffin.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

from a couple days ago:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/06/05/crisis-conviction-new-york-times/

Within hours, Editorial Page Editor James Bennet took a defensive stance on Twitter, writing, “I want to explain why we published the piece today by Senator Tom Cotton.” His defense begat more outrage. On Thursday morning, Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger sent a memo to colleagues defending the decision. Bennet also wrote a more formal defense expanding on his tweets.

Yet, by late afternoon Thursday, the Times had bailed on the entire affair: “We’ve examined the piece and the process leading up to its publication,” the paper said in a statement. “This review made clear that a rushed editorial process led to the publication of an Op-Ed that did not meet our standards. As a result, we’re planning to examine both short term and long term changes, to include expanding our fact checking operation and reducing the number of Op-Eds we publish.”

One moment, Cotton’s op-ed upheld the “principle of openness to a range of opinions,” according to Sulzberger’s memo to staffers. The next moment, its publication fell beneath the newspaper’s lofty requirements.

What happened here?

A reading problem, for one. A staff meeting on Thursday afternoon produced the revelation that Bennet himself hadn’t read the op-ed before its publication, according to a report in the New York Times itself. The boss’s failure to inspect every piece of copy churning through the Opinion section is in itself no scandal, considering its voluminous output. The culprit in this case, however, was a collective, shared sense that Cotton’s proposal to invade urban America with U.S. troops was fit to proceed along the usual editorial glide path.

...And much of the attention has fallen on Bennet’s opinion pages. He recruited former Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens in April 2017 and watched as his new hire’s first column — about climate change — got mauled on social media. The column itself still bears a scar from that set-to, a consequential correction about how Stephens characterized the impact of climate change.

Other gaffes stemmed from management and process flubs. A year ago, the Opinion section published an anti-Semitic cartoon, prompting the newspaper to acknowledge that the responsible editor was “working without adequate oversight” in a "faulty process.” The section hired journalist Quinn Norton in 2018 to write about technology, only to then realize that she had written about neo-Nazi friendships and other troublesome material. She was fired hours after her hiring was announced. Another 2018 hire, Sarah Jeong, had written derisive remarks about white people; she lasted about a year.

In June 2017, the New York Times published an editorial suggesting that Sarah Palin’s political action committee had incited the murderous 2011 rampage of Jared Lee Loughner in Arizona. Palin sued for defamation, a step that opened the editorial process to a blast of sunlight. As it turned out, Bennet had inserted problematic language in the editorial without having taken basic, essential steps to confirm the details.

Missteps notwithstanding, Bennet has long been regarded as a possible successor to Executive Editor Dean Baquet. As recently as last fall, Sulzberger said this about Bennet to The Post: “Under his leadership, Opinion has been vital, creative and unafraid to tackle big issues, from privacy to domestic abuse to the legacy of slavery. He’s not only a great editor, but a deeply honorable one. As much as any journalist I’ve worked with, he’s constantly pushing himself to make the right journalistic decision.”

...How the masthead of the New York Times looks back on all this is difficult to discern. In Friday’s staff meeting, Sulzberger said that the op-ed never should have been published and didn’t meet the newspaper’s standards — this, after writing on Thursday that it embodied the paper’s spirit. In explaining that contradiction to colleagues at the meeting, Sulzberger downplayed the memo as a “placeholder” while the newspaper looked into the matter, according to sources logged into the meeting.

This particular placeholder isn’t holding anything.

The New York Times is experiencing a crisis of leadership and conviction. In just two days, it has alienated staffers, readers, liberals, conservatives, free-expression absolutists of all political persuasions and Tom Cotton. There’s a saying in Washington that if you’re angering both sides, you must be doing something right. The Times’s recent actions prove that such “wisdom” is a crock.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

i guess that belongs in a NYT thread, sorry

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

I can't tell the dead Sulzbergers from the living

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

"Pepper spray is not a chemical irritant. It's not chemical" -- AG Barr uses painstaking distinctions to defend the use of force against protesters near the White House last Monday pic.twitter.com/CQbtqLwfIk

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 7, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

The boss’s failure to inspect every piece of copy churning through the Opinion section is in itself no scandal, considering its voluminous output.

merely looking at the headline should have caused ~someone~ to think twice, but apparently there were no editorial layers between a 25yo former weekly standard staffer and publication. apart from everything else, that's just shitty management

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

xpost

The boss’s failure to inspect every piece of copy churning through the Opinion section is in itself no scandal, considering its voluminous output.

WRONG. That's the bare minimum that should have been expected of him (or any editor).

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

(speaking as a former newspaper and magazine editor, here)

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

I might expect the Op-Ed editor to read the entire section before going to print. Feels like a good use of an hour of the workday.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

'pepper spray has no molecules or atoms; it is purely theoretical and any adverse reactions to it are hallucinations'

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

Water is a chemical

Just sayin

I was working as a waitress in an oxygen bar (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

I’m glad y’all latched on to the ridiculousness of implying he shouldn’t be responsible for reading every op-ed before it goes to print. It’s not like he was overseeing the whole paper, just one fucking section!

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

Considering they have a team of people to read the fucking *comments* under every single article, it does not seem much to ask the editor of the section to read the large print celebrity comments he assigns and solicits.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

If I were allowing a nasty, vitriolic quasi-fascist to submit an op-ed to the editorial pages that I was officially responsible for, I'd want to read whatever he'd spewed forth before printing it.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

The boss’s failure to inspect every piece of copy churning through the Opinion section is in itself no scandal, considering its voluminous output.

merely looking at the headline should have caused ~someone~ to think twice, but apparently there were no editorial layers between a 25yo former weekly standard staffer and publication. apart from everything else, that's just shitty management

― mookieproof

thing is, the tom cotton op-ed experience wasn't a result of the kinds of things that editorial revision would have fixed. it's the content of the whole thing that was the problem (and an obvious problem), which makes me think that anyone else who saw it at the NYT knew that their objections to it wouldn't be heeded

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

otm. it’s not as if Bennet would have canned the Cotton piece if only he’d read it. Sulzberger’s first letter makes it clear that neither of them didn’t understand the problem with it. which itself should disqualify both of them from having any editorial future at the paper.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

lol “that neither of them understood”

where’s my editor

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link

His complete ineptitude as an executive and manager is lucky in a way because otherwise I don’t think they’d have fired him.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 7 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

just dropping in here for a second to express my appreciation for whoever came up with #babygate to describe the White House fence

sleeve, Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

also, it sure is nice to have 45 out of the news cycle for even a couple of days

sleeve, Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

lol babygate. Apparently people have been plastering over the makeshift White House fence with posters and protest signs.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

Inside the room: Trump's top aides plot new theme

President Trump's top political advisers, in a private meeting last week, said their boss needs to add more hopeful, optimistic and unifying messages to balance his harsh law-and-order rhetoric.

Why it matters: They're deeply concerned about "brutal" internal polling for the president in the aftermath of his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and George Floyd's killing.

Behind the scenes: During a meeting of top political advisers at campaign headquarters on Thursday afternoon, the president's 2016 campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, raised a question that many close to the campaign have been asking themselves recently: "What's our message?"

...

Between the lines: Right now Trump is at a low point in his presidency and re-election campaign.

A source briefed on his internal polls called them "brutal," showing a significant drop-off in independent support.

• He has a "woman problem" in the words of another adviser.
• And Trump's more incendiary rhetoric and actions — "when the looting starts, the shooting starts" and his calls for the military to enter cities — trouble some of his top aides.

What they're saying: "There's a thought that we need to shift to be much more cohesive in terms of a message of healing, rebuilding, restoring, recovering ... a theme that goes with COVID and the economy and the race stuff," said a senior adviser to Trump.

• "The messaging that works for the red-MAGA-hat base doesn't resonate with independents."

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link

"What's our message?"
"..."

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

remember when Bill Kristol had an op-ed column

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link

We should workshop some new hopeful slogans for them

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

“Hopefully Trump will lose the election, and then fall down a well!”

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

Put that on a hat.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

i kinda want joe b to start saying he wants to make american great again by beating donald trump. and then saying it again. and then he starts wearing the red hat.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

Make America Grape Again

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

I'm hearing the asshole is increasingly isolated

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:51 (four years ago) link

"Just one asshole in a room... getting back to basics."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link

xp I remember being assigned poster-making as a second grader and making a Moby Grape poster

Dan S, Monday, 8 June 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link

President Trump's top political advisers, in a private meeting last week, said their boss needs to add more hopeful, optimistic and unifying messages

wait, you mean "best economy ever for people of color" isn't moving the needle for people of color?

Maybe the looting/shooting message could be softened a bit, like, "steal things and you'll feel stings"?

I was working as a waitress in an oxygen bar (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 June 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

said a senior adviser to Trump

Being a senior adviser to Trump is like being an Admiral of the Bohemian Navy.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 01:59 (four years ago) link

said the senior adviser to Donald Trump
do you smell what I smell?

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link

How about
"We haven't killed you... yet."

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link

White House is considering a Trump speech to the nation on race and unity - CNNPolitics https://t.co/wfXkf5nOVl

— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) June 8, 2020

This will absolutely work, because the American people have the memories of goldfish and watching Donald Trump mutter words off a teleprompter in a dazed monotone, like he's never seen these words before in any combination, will totally cancel out the previous two weeks of protests, and the three and a half years of his presidency before that, too. And then two days later, when he's retweeting a video of some guy screaming racial slurs at a black woman walking down the street with her five-year-old daughter, political journalists will make serious faces and talk about how he's "appealing to his base."

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

Two *days* later?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

what, is it gonna be Trump singing "Different Drum"

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link

wasn't that exactly what he did after Charlottesville

I can't imagine what the audience for that is. both sides know he doesn't mean it. oh wait, I forgot Chuck Todd

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 02:53 (four years ago) link

he already retweeted tweets by Candace Owens and Glenn Beck that bagged on George Floyd, have to imagine this message of "unity" might actually...not be!

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:55 (four years ago) link

A light in the darkness: the kind of galaxy-brained Democrat leadership thinking that will retake the Presidency in 2024 and the House in 2026.

A lot has been happening this week, to say the least. And we’re getting ready for a very big moment tomorrow as Phase One of the Re-Start begins. So I want to make life a little easier for all of us: Alternate Side Parking is cancelled tomorrow Mon June 8 thru Sun June 21.

— Mayor Bill de Blasio (@NYCMayor) June 7, 2020

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 8 June 2020 05:11 (four years ago) link

The fence outside the White House has been converted to a crowd-sourced memorial wall — almost like an art gallery — to black men and women who lost their lives at the hands of police.

Hundreds are strolling, looking, adding names and paintings and posters. pic.twitter.com/mXlZpfMAeX

— Hannah Natanson (@hannah_natanson) June 7, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/CFUs7ce.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

*squints* there he is on top tweeting "made it dad! top of the world!"

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 June 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link

lol the White House put up its Halloween decorations early.

Speaking of which, do you think Trump will make trick or treating this year a stick it to the libs thing?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link

Thank, you mr mayor, for the healing

Boring, Maryland, Monday, 8 June 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link

new wes anderson look dark

That picture's not real, is it?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

It's a... drawing.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

lol. I'm still wearing my old dirty glasses. I thought it was just all filtered out to the point of surreal.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

I have seen those temporary observation-post thingies at lots of demonstrations and other large DC events; they always remind me of

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/ff/ATST-SWBdice.png

Taylor Dayne in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 June 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

Grain of salt, etc:

Overall 38% approve of the way Trump is handling the presidency, while 57% disapprove. That's his worst approval rating since January 2019, and roughly on par with approval ratings for Jimmy Carter and George H.W. Bush at this point in their reelection years. Both went on to lose the presidency after one term.

In the race for the White House, among registered voters, Trump stands 14 points behind Biden, who officially secured enough delegates to win the Democratic nomination in CNN's delegate estimate on Saturday. The 41% who say they back the President is the lowest in CNN's tracking on this question back to April 2019, and Biden's 55% support is his highest mark yet.

The result comes amid a week in which Trump's response to protests outside the White House led to condemnation from some fellow Republicans and a rebuke from former Defense Secretary James Mattis, who served under the President.

The poll finds the public broadly disapproves of Trump's handling of race relations (63% disapprove), and 65% say the President's response to recent protests has been more harmful than helpful.

A broad majority of Americans say the peaceful protests happening all across the country after police violence against African Americans are justified (84% say so), and roughly a quarter (27%) say violent protests in response to police harming or killing African Americans are justified. Both figures are higher than they were when similar protests rose in the fall of 2016. Then, 67% saw peaceful protests as justified while 14% felt violent protests were.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

That'll get remedied when he gives his unifying speech on race.

Who can trust polls, but the most impressive one I saw recently was the NPR/etc poll that showed how far his standing had fallen with white college educated women. The "before" was iirc 2016 exit polls, the "after" was now, and there was something like a 25 point shift in both directions. That's telling, because clearly many people voted for him as a hail mary, or for other vague reasons. But polls taken now have taken the last three horrible years into account, and if they're that far down there's no reason for them to go back up again, as there is no longer even a "wait and see" excuse. At this point if someone says they're not supporting him, or not voting for him, there's no reason to believe that decision is not final.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

Vice President Biden leads President Trump among white college-educated women 67% (!) to 28% (!) in new NPR/PBS/Marist poll out today.

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) June 6, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

2016 exit polls were 51% Clinton, 44% Trump

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) June 6, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

didn't they break for Dems in 2018?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

I think so, and accounted for part of the so-called blue wave. I don't know the numbers, but if their support for Trump is still down 15% and their support for Biden that high, that means their Dem enthusiasm (or Trump antipathy) is holding steady, which makes sense, because again, why would they be on the fence about anything at this point?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

The political remains undefeated:

dkkdkskkekejejdh pic.twitter.com/H2TpcQ3yo4

— Till Odinson (@thetillshow) June 8, 2020

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link

That's telling, because clearly many people voted for him as a hail mary, or for other vague reasons.

this was true for a lot of the people I knew who voted Trump. many of them were the sort of people who don't watch any news, think all politicians are corrupt and say dumb shit like "it's not like the president gets to do much anyway". I cannot imagine the last 4 years have convinced them to pull the lever for him again.

obv I'm not gonna get my hopes up but I feel like even if you're on the side of "people should just respect the police" I think you can recognize that a lot of this chaos and violence is a direct result of our leadership

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

The two biggest surprises, I must admit, of the last two months have been the degree to which the public hasn't given much credit to Trump's "handling" of the pandemic and to what extent those polled support the protests.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

Also the very apparent fact that the president has zero moral leadership. Even his own supporters concede that. It’s not like a president has to be a moral philosopher or anything, but people do expect them to not be the worst piece of shit they have ever imagined

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

rumors that Trump is going to give a 'unifying' speech this week,I'm sure that will go one of two ways: stiff, uncomfortable teleprompter reading in a low tone immediately followed by incendiary and racist tweets, or, he'll have Stephen Miller write the speech and unifying it will not be.

akm, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

That NPR poll is consistent with a recent Pew Research survey that found that college-educated women now lean Democratic by a 2-to-1 margin.

https://www.people-press.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2020/06/PP_2020.06.02_party-id_1-08.png

jaymc, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

You people need to stop worrying about trump giving a good speech that has long term effects on people’s attitudes. It has never happened.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

It will definitely happen this time. Trump on race? It's practically a sure thing. Right in his wheelhouse, if you will.

I think if someone did just hail mary a vote to Trump, then there's no reason to believe they wouldn't at least be similarly inclined to hail mary a vote to Biden this time. And if Biden gives them pause but Trump *didn't* then they are never going to vote Biden, anyway.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

i posted this in another thread, but check out mitch mcconnell's competitor for his senate seat this fall:

I literally almost jumped out of my seat when I watched this. It physically made me react. This is leadership. @Booker4KY #BookerBeatsMitch pic.twitter.com/3dK74xQj6l

— Dave 🌹 (@nodank_) June 7, 2020

fuck yeah. send this guy money, and fuck mitch mcconnell for life

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

I'm sure you all are posting good stuff, but unfortunately I can no longer process visual information after DJP's post

dip to dup (rob), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

You people need to stop worrying about trump giving a good speech that has long term effects on people’s attitudes. It has never happened.

exactly. closest I can think of was his first SOTU which the media saw as a genuine "turning point" but, like everything else, he trampled over it in a matter of days. iirc he did give a 'unifying' speech after Charlottesville and nobody bought it. whatever 'good' things he says he'll immediately walk back within a few hours

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

Because it's not a unifying speech if you're trying to unify people with, like, white supremacists.

So does Booker or McGrath have a chance against McConnell?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

This speech is being trailed by wishful thinkers in his administration to wishful thinkers in the centrist media.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

I'm hoping he leaves in plenty of ad lib time so the people can get the full breadth of his thoughts.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

The United States Space Force was only announced two years ago and has yet to engage in any military operations, but the latest branch of the U.S. armed forces already stands to lose its first battle -- to Netflix's Space Force. The streaming service premiered its new sci-fi/comedy series Space Force on May 29. The show's name has no relation to the newest organization of the U.S. military, which unveiled its official flag only two weeks earlier. Because of the common moniker, though, the United States Space Force's first battle might be a trademark war -- fought in court, rather than in space. Attorneys for the U.S. military have done little to secure the Space Force name as a registered trademark. Netflix, however, has been far more aggressive, and has already locked down the rights to the name in several countries.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

xp I only trust the Onion to accurately predict this speech: https://www.theonion.com/this-face-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-di-1843888214

dip to dup (rob), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

rob:

Please tell me this was the end pose of their step routine https://t.co/hgoKtYmeIC

— DJP (@djperry1973) June 8, 2020

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 8 June 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

haha excellent

dip to dup (rob), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

So does Booker or McGrath have a chance against McConnell?

isn't he the most unpopular Senator in the country

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link

Loved in Moscow tho.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

this isolation goes to 11

Trump has started to blame Kushner for campaign meltdown, per source. Also, in private, Mattis told people Trump is a “proto neo-fascist.” My latest:https://t.co/vhnFyAMaCE

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) June 8, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link

proto neo cryptographist!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link

preening bozo coprophagist

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

Today in "would be hilarious if it weren't a fucking tragedy":

I have retained highly respected pollster, McLaughlin & Associates, to analyze todays CNN Poll (and others), which I felt were FAKE based on the incredible enthusiasm we are receiving. Read analysis for yourself. This is the same thing they and others did when we defeated...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2020

...Crooked Hillary Clinton in 2016. They are called SUPPRESSION POLLS, and are put out to dampen enthusiasm. Despite 3 ½ years of phony Witch Hunts, we are winning, and will close it out on November 3rd! pic.twitter.com/4IhuLUZjsv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2020

Money quote from the letter:

"In their questionnaire between asking about your job approval and the ballot, they had questions including issues like race relations, not job creation, which could have biased the poll further."

But why would that be a problem? Trump is a genius with race relations - best president ever for the blacks! Just ask him, he'll tell you...

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link

I am a huge fan of Trump bitching about the 'fake' polls. Hopefully it convinces the base that he's doing so well that most of them can just relax at home on election day and watch his tremendous win unfold.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

I heard Trump was doing so well that he probably doesn't even need to campaign or advertise.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

he's in a bind -- obviously he can't be losing, because he's a winner

otoh, trailing may encourage the rubes to send him more money

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

those variety articles are obviously useless, but if trump loses then i absolutely cannot wait for the recriminations. also the prosecutions, but the recriminations are going to be amazing. these people are so messy.

ps. don't forget john bolton's book comes out later this month.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

not just recriminations -- trump will probably sue jared and parscale if he loses

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

Hilarious to think Jared would know a single thing about running a political campaign in the first place.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

lol at the idea trump will relinquish the presidency if he loses.

he's got a perfect excuse in the inevitable polling 'innovations' that COVID will require. i.e. voting by mail. he'll shout about democratic governors deliberately opening the door to fraud, demand recounts, activate right-wing legal funds to challenge the results. and he's got a majority in the supreme court.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

i honestly never imagined anything like that would happen in the united states and now i can't imagine it NOT happening.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

I got torn apart for saying this 3 months ago.

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

he was in a bind, he was way behind, he was looking for an election to steal

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

I know there are reasons but still I ask: WHY WOULD HE EVEN WANT TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

So he doesn't get indicted...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

I think at this point it's mostly because, on some level, he recognizes that he'll wind up eating even more shit in his return to civilian life than he has as president.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

Yes

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

And because he’s a narcissist who can’t stand the fact that he’s not the most popular candidate.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

SDNY is waiting with bibs and forks

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

He doesn’t want to be presidentbut how can he become dictator-for-life if he can’t hang onto power?

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

i don't want to engage in magical russiagate thinking, but if he loses then he's going to jail, which i guess does increase the likelihood he will do crimes to avoid losing. but also i think he's a very stupid man who sincerely believes he is going to win, so he won't do good enough crimes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

epistantophus i just read through the replies to your earlier post. while i understand where they're coming from the idea that precedent and rule of law matter to a president like this is... adorable? that's not to say he won't eventually be removed if he loses. maybe even by inauguration day. but it's harder for me to imagine him actually conceding.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

if he loses then he's going to jail

no idea why anyone would think so, ever

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

i bet you one (1) beer

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

I mean no one on this scale of elected miscreant ever went to prison, not even close

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

So, losing badly while shouting that it was RIGGED! FRAUD! FAKE NEWS! is basically a win-win for him. I say let him have it. He can start a cable channel all about how unfair the world is being to him. The people who watch it can just sit and agree and fume, and all get heart attacks and die. The world may be a better place.

Taylor Dayne in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

that booker guy is damn impressive... would be pretty sad if he loses to amy mccgrath, the 'pro trump' democrat

global tetrahedron, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

i will gladly buy caek a beer if trump goes to jail

out of curiosity, can he pardon himself of everything on the last day, like receiving christ as lord on yr deathbed?

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

lmao McLaughlin is one of the worst pollsters in the history of pollsters, please trust this man sir

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link

He'll be issuing executive orders long after he's out of office.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link

And because he’s a narcissist who can’t stand the fact that he’s not the most popular candidate.

tbf trailing that much to fucking Joe Biden has got to sting

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

Prosecutors aren’t going to do shit to a former President out of power.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

A rare moment where I get to agree with Dr. Morbius. The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link

I feel like it must be embarrassing when you write these memos to Trump in the humiliatingly abased language you know he responds to and then he shares it with the world.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

remember how Obama made the W gang pay

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

… by becoming George's friend

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

Isn't this Obamagate week? It can be done!

brownie, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted, let alone tried and convicted on leaving office. His present level of criminality wouldn't suffice, unless there were a protest movement demanding his head, equal to or stronger than the present protests.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted

if we believe in him enough, he can get it done

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

speaking of Mitt Romney taking the streets before Obama is kind of a surprise

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

rob:

DJP
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Please tell me this was the end pose of their step routine

dkkdkskkekejejdh pic.twitter.com/H2TpcQ3yo4

— Till Odinson (@thetillshow) June 8, 2020

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― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 8, 2020 12:42 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thank you to House democrats for bringing me lots of laughter today

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, June 8, 2020 4:46 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I very much want to see this administration to pay for every single crime.

Sorry about that 2018 article yesterday

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

Making that case would be like climbing Mt. Everest w/o oxygen, while facing backwards. I usually like your level headed analyses, unperson, but this one has too big a pile of unlikely assumptions. By virtue of being president, Trump is now of "the political class" for all time and he can't be expelled, especially now after the impeachment failed.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them.

I guess yeah. But it's like OJ being found liable in civil court. Who's even aware of that? It will probably happen, and Trump's long record of fraud, tax evasion, etc. will cost Trump money, but the fantasy of seeing him frogmarched into prison for the crimes he committed against the country is just that, a fantasy.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

i like to think i am a pretty level-headed/cynical person on trump, but "trump will be under criminal indictment by federal prosecutors when he dies" is something i truly believe.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

xxp the impeachment didn’t fail!

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

No way will Biden pardon him though. He just has to let New York State crucify Trump, and they'll be happy to. It's no skin off Biden's ass if the states want to go after him, and many of them will.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

are you kidding, all you'll have to do is contaminate the Big Mac supply and he'll spend the rest of his life living in a sewer, eating children

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

It will probably happen, and Trump's long record of fraud, tax evasion, etc. will cost Trump money, but the fantasy of seeing him frogmarched into prison for the crimes he committed against the country is just that, a fantasy.

Yeah, but the "will cost Trump money" part is huge, because once he leaves office, he's not gonna have much money — who's gonna want to book a room at his disgusting DC hotel if it's not gonna count as a bribe? How many members is Mar-A-Lago gonna lose in the months after the election, do you think? And how many of his foreign cronies are gonna keep pouring money into him once the ROI dries up? People that propped him up for years are gonna call in their markers, and he'll be bankrupt before you can blink.

No way will Biden pardon him though.

Biden's already said he won't pardon Trump.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link

Biden's going to exile him to Malarkey Island.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

there must be a lot of powerful people who are less powerful than a sitting president who have dirt on him and are waiting for him to leave office

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link

https://tenor.com/QIUE.gif

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

the boomer remover returns

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/08/trump-rally-coronavirus-307496

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link

xpost

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

We're all screwed anyway now

Nhex, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

Trump’s going to have the biggest book deal in history, speaking engagements for his hooting zoo animal base, probably a huge contract with Fox News to do a daily minute. Money isn’t going to be a problem.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

Or he may be the first US president to be torn apart by an angry mob.

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

Dooooo ittttt...

Trump to restart MAGA rallies despite coronavirus

Donald Trump is planning to restart rallies in the next two weeks in a major turning point for the president since the coronavirus shut down traditional campaigning.

Trump’s advisers are still determining where the rallies will take place and what safety measures will be implemented, depending on the type of venue chosen. Campaign manager Brad Parscale is expected to present Trump with possibilities within the next few days.

...

The move comes at a precarious moment for Trump. National and swing state polls show him taking a major hit amid his handling of the pandemic and the social unrest that followed the killing of a African American man at the hands of Minnesota police. He is trailing Joe Biden substantially in many polls.

The president’s team views the rallies as a way of rejuvenating his base and displaying the enthusiasm behind his reelection bid. They are eager to create a contrast with Biden, who has largely remained secluded in his Delaware home and hasn’t held a major campaign event since spring.

While Trump is likely to face blowback for resuming in-person events while the coronavirus pandemic is still ravaging the country, his advisers contend that the recent massive protests in metropolitan areas will make it harder for liberals to criticize him.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

The only justice Trump's likely to face is the street variety, and I'm pretty okay with that eventuality.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

Those rallies are going to kill the working class people who have to service them and the Applebee’s staff where the CHUDS go for an afterparty.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

Just as an actuarial thing, trump (or biden) rallies are going to kill the old people who attend political rallies.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link

I wish it were that simple.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:56 (four years ago) link

-bob marley

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

would that it twere

would that it twere?

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link

Those rallies are going to kill all kinds of people. This is a shit situation.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link

Fox and OANN will cover those rallies, but I'd love to see every other news outlet refuse due to the exposure risk.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link

i'd like to cover those rallies in cement

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:25 (four years ago) link

CNN’s gonna cover them and Trump’s gonna riff for ten minutes about how they’re all pussies for wearing masks

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

and then a gauze wipe covered in fluids from an Ebola victim will land wetly on his cheek

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link

lmao what did you think was gonna happen

Reform the police or defund the police? I pick reform.

What do you pick?

— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) June 8, 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link

The local Sinclair news ran a Defund yah or nah? poll today that was 64% yah when I saw it

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 03:02 (four years ago) link

that the only two options for scott fucking walker are reform or defund is itself progress

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

i'd agree, but "reform" is one of those malleable terms that can be bent into absurd shapes by people like walker.

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 03:34 (four years ago) link

in his eyes it means 2 hours of virtual compliance training

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 05:32 (four years ago) link

that washington post video summarizing the assault on protesters outside the white house to make way for trump's photo-op with jesus is really powerful. lots of footage i haven't seen, very disturbing. be warned if police acting like cold-blooded assholes is too much:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/a-video-timeline-of-the-crackdown-on-protesters-before-trumps-photo-op/2020/06/08/0d107cb4-bf2b-4ba4-906a-d59800a32146_video.html

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 05:45 (four years ago) link

Has anything been said anywhere about where Martin Gugino got the police helmet he was returning? Was it just something he found on the street. I tried googling it but haven't found anything so may be using wrong search terms.
Just seems even more disgusting that his reward for an act of goodwill was the violence he received. Bad enough if he was jus a passerby who greeted officers.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link

I'm not the audience for them, but those Lincoln Project ads have pretty much all been really sharp. I liked this one, which pokes him about inauguration crowd size vs protest crowd size

📺 @realDonaldTrump, the American people are speaking directly to you with a simple message: it’s time to start packing your bags. pic.twitter.com/6MMrA2c8L4

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 9, 2020

Couple of really good lines. "Donald Trump has finally gotten the crowds he wanted" and "Imagine how big the crowds will be when he's gone." The second one in particular is a keeper.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link

I don’t see how Trump rallies will be more likely to spread illness than the other mass gatherings from the past few weeks? (Besides psychic illness)

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link

They're typically held inside, for one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link

Also, perhaps his fans are less likely to wear masks?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link

Plus they pick their noses.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link

Older demographic too.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link

The president is tweeting about the old man in Buffalo pushed by police last week.

I won't post it here.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

Trump rallies are generally bigger than any other mass gatherings that are allowed to happen right now (aside from protests, I guess).

We can't have spectator sports, concerts, movies, theatre etc., but we can have Trump rallies.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:00 (four years ago) link

Remember too, these rallies are gonna have like zero-enforcement of masks, social distancing, hand-washing and so on.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link

Also horney White trash sex

Well, yeah.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

Martin Gugino the 75 year old attacked in Buffalo appears to have been returning a police helmet to the police. Its seen in his hands before he is attaked and lying next to him afterwards. I haven't heard how he came by it.
Have heard taht he wasa longterm activist. Really hoping that didn't make him a target. Would think that a calm 75 year old who wa sout after curfew would not be giving police a target for attack.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link

Jimmy, FP'd u for putting the image of hot nekkid MAGAnaut action in my head.

Pass the brain brilliant please

Tawny Kitaen in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

* brain brillo

Tawny Kitaen in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

i'm glad one-line zingers against Trump are our most powerful weapon

*bashes head against wall, passes out*

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

"he fell harder than was pushed"
"he fell harder than was pushed"
"he fell harder than was pushed"
"he fell harder than was pushed"

*head explodes*

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link

How badly does a president have to fuck up to make Jacobin say an election matters.

— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) June 9, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

morbz - actually our most powerful weapon is electoral defeat, but the election is still a ways away so in the meantime people make joeks; sorry that is a problem for you

also ridicule irks him, which provokes him to be more insane, which can aid in persuading people away from him. Plus it aids progressive morale, which may aid in GOTV and in myriad other ways

but carry on with being exasperated, as that is clearly your jam

Tawny Kitaen in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

i accept my FP xp

I thought Dennis Perrin was our most powerful weapon?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise. Two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Dennis Perrin!

Tawny Kitaen in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link

I'm guessing Trump's Martin Gugino tweet was triggered by yesterday's horrible polling news. Don Draper's "If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation"--did Mad Men take that from somewhere else, or did it originate with the show? This is the 10,000th example, but that really is the beginning and end of so many of his more bizarre outbursts.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

ridicule irks him

Christ, u ppl deserve the Democrats

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link

xxpost I laughed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link

this is such an obvious distraction from a number of things he is freaking out about

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

I honestly think he's the only one truly distracted.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

I'm guessing Trump's Martin Gugino tweet was triggered by yesterday's horrible polling news.

No, it was triggered by a segment he just watched on OAN. "Changing the conversation" implies that it's strategic, which gives him too much credit.

jaymc, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

Buffalo Police Request Reinforcements Until Elderly-Man Rampages Fully Contained https://t.co/H0IuvJvuxn pic.twitter.com/JqgKsXsMRi

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 5, 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

in the meantime people make joeks; sorry that is a problem for you

dude that's a bit "juggling in front of a man with no arms"

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link

There is no forethought with his tweets or attempts to distract, he literally shits out whatever he is spoon-fed by FOX or OANN. The distraction is a happy bonus for the rest of the GOP.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

Are we supposed to misread that dumbass ''''news'''' org as ONAN? Like, is that intentional?

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link

yes because their interests are...self-serving

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

Profiles in courage:

GOP senators ducking on Trump’s deranged tweet about elderly Buffalo man, to my colleague @mkraju:

Rubio: “I didn't see it. you're telling me about it. I don't read Twitter. I only write on it."

Cornyn: “You know, a lot of this stuff just goes over my head."

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) June 9, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

'it's four lines long; how about you stand there while i read it to you'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

No, it was triggered by a segment he just watched on OAN. "Changing the conversation" implies that it's strategic, which gives him too much credit.

― jaymc, Tuesday, June 9, 2020 10:14 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)

He's done this time and time and time again, jaymc. Maybe both are true? I'm just crediting him with the most transparent, clunky strategy possible. Not eighth-dimensional chess or anything; one-dimensional checkers, barely.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

I mean, maybe he engages in a general "flood the zone" strategy, but that also just seems consistent with his own natural inclinations as a pathological shitposter. I don't buy the idea that his tweets about one thing are specifically driven by an attempt to shift attention away from another.

jaymc, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

Also, there are always a million things happening at once these days. I know Trump was irked by his polling numbers, but it's not like that was the single story that dominated the headlines yesterday. (Also, he was the one who elevated the CNN poll by tweeting about it.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link

My guess is that he has internalized the second lesson over time. I don't dispute his childlike impulsivity. But the headline on the CNN site yesterday (or part of yesterday, anyway) was about Biden's double-digit lead; today, at some point, I think it'll be Trump's tweet, and for him, that's a good trade.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link

I shouldn't be surprised anymore by anything Trump says, but jfc

jmm, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link

Christ, u ppl deserve the Democrats

No one deserves Nancy Pelosi in Kente cloth but sometimes the universe gives us the belly-laughs we weren’t expecting

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

'it's four lines long; how about you stand there while i read it to you'

Reporter has printed out Trump tweet that Republican Senators are pretending not to have seen so as not to have to comment on it https://t.co/BYHX0jzQj6

— Laura Rozen (@lrozen) June 9, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

lol he deleted the tweet

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

sorry my bad still there

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

has anyone ever printed a tweet before

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

the president has, yes

https://i.redd.it/9fjjvjdzf5201.jpg

jaymc, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

I'm not the audience for them, but those Lincoln Project ads have pretty much all been really sharp.

The best anti-Trump ads I've seen so far this year have come from the Lincoln Project and the Bloomberg presidential campaign. I don't know what that means exactly, but other people need to pick up the slack.

What can I say? GOP knows how to attack.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

I know every time someone says this it's met with a chorus of "it's fake, don't fall for it," but it is still wild that, going off public statements, mitt romney is now to the left of joe biden

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

Guess he's ruled himself out of Biden's VP picks.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

where *has* mike bloomberg been for the last three months? is he, like noisey, doing the work?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

okay lol

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

having utterly embarrassed himself with that presidential run, i assume he is sitting in a cabin made of $100 bills and laughing at deblasio

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

Maybe Mitt has been possessed by the ghost of his father

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

where *has* mike bloomberg been for the last three months?

Literally said this to someone yesterday. "Hey, remember that Mike Bloomberg guy? Ran for president? What ever happened to him?"

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

Biden's remarks from George Floyd's funeral:

Joe Biden’s remarks at the funeral service of George Floyd:

"We cannot leave this moment thinking we can once again turn away from racism that stings at our very soul, from systemic abuse that still plagues American life."

-@JoeBiden
pic.twitter.com/7OoFmbadcm

— Kamau M. Marshall (@KamauMandela) June 9, 2020

What a senile old fool he is, right? I can't believe people let him get anywhere near cameras or microphones, the way he embarrasses himself and America every time he opens his mouth.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

you know that he's reading something, right?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

Yes, I am. Have you ever watched the current president read something into a camera?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link

"i watched you speak from ecclesiastic last week"

almost aced it, too

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link

what does this have to do with "the current president"?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

If only there weren't 359,999,998 people in the country aside from the two senile old fools...

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

Um...

NEW. INSIDE Senate GOP lunch today, @TomCottonAR stood up & said:

Young black men have a very different experience with law enforcement in this nation than white people and that’s their impression and experience and we need to be sensitive to that and do all we can to change it

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) June 9, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

lol someone is shook

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

where *has* mike bloomberg been for the last three months? is he, like noisey, doing the work?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, June 9, 2020 2:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iHGYye8EFdBs/v0/280x-1.jpg

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link

What a senile old fool he is, right? I can't believe people let him get anywhere near cameras or microphones, the way he embarrasses himself and America every time he opens his mouth.

I think people might hear you better if you gave the aggressive sarcasm a rest (which I was subjected to yesterday).

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link

I mean, this is what I get when I say anything remotely moderate so I think you can deal

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

let's see what the clown DOES, unperson, idgaf what his staff wrote for him

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

meaning Bidenclown, not Cottonclown

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

that cuddly cotton clown they call the sandman

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

be cool, clemenza. milo is just deep into his project to radicalize ilx, by opening our innocent eyes to the fact that Joe Biden is old and he won't fix most of what is wrong with the USA.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

Tombot’s a more entertaining stalker. He’s got that Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, you’re more Nic Cage in Adaptation.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link

my humble apologies. i'll try to up my game a bit.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

where *has* mike bloomberg been for the last three months? is he, like noisey, doing the work?

I was on here in February and March loudly saying "Bloomberg isn't going to win the nomination, but don't bash him too hardd because he will be plowing millions into the nominee's campaign and also Dem candidates for state legislatures around the country as he did in 2018," and as far as I can see he's totally not doing it, apparently in a fit of pique because Democratic voters didn't pick him, and I'm really mad about it, I thought he was a bigger person than that. Feel free to clown me for thinking so.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

didn't he cut his political staff off health insurance too?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

I dunno, maybe I spoke too soon and the money will come later, but this could all be spin, I'm going to keep being mad until I see those state legislative campaigns in Pennsylvania, Texas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Virginia cashing checks

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/15/mike-bloomberg-plots-spending-blitz-to-back-joe-biden-campaign.html

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

youplayedyourself.gif

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

Over the past month, the Trump campaign has spent about $400,000 on cable news ads in the D.C. area.

Two knowledgeable sources tell The Daily Beast that the D.C.-area ads have a specific purpose: to put the president himself at ease.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

That's one expensive pacifier.

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

wow. probably also put them out to troll everyone who lives in the area and knows what a complete piece of shit he is

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

Why does power turn so many full-grown men into mewling little piddlepants?

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

i think you've got the cart before the horse there, OL

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

They know they're going to convince wealthy suburban Northern Virginians to come home to the GOP any second now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

i always appreciate @taniel's cheatsheets for election nights:

My quick cheat sheet of what elections I'm keeping an eye on tonight. (May add things as night goes on.) https://t.co/wefR1a8xk5 pic.twitter.com/7WVvsin1tH

— Taniel (@Taniel) June 9, 2020

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

me too. i want him to do an actblue slate for local DA/sherrif races.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

So Stephen Miller's writing Trump's race relations speech!

Great news. It shows Trump has no interest in reviving his sagging numbers.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link

stephen miller thinks that BLM is bacon lettuce and mayonnaise on wonder bread

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

This speech will speak powerfully and directly to Trump's most devoted and racist followers, but it will maintain the tiniest of fig leaves in the form of a couple of pious generalities, which his press secretary will then be able to point to when the explosion of criticism ensues.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

I got hell for linking to this guy a few weeks ago--not for anything specific, it seemed more like general Trump exhaustion--so I won't embed; a preview of Trump's race relations speech if you're interested.

youtube.com/watch?v=CP-GO2nDeJE

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

miller may be one of the few staffers left who can actually write a speech

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

As in stringing together words that vaguely resemble deeply offensive "thoughts"? Sure

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

Can't wait to see what words of racial wisdom Azrael AbySS whips up.

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link

miller may be one of the few staffers left who can actually write a speech

team, i'm afraid we're going to ask for the impossible. we're going to need....a speech

*all aides except for one gasp*

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link

Put me in, coach

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfIewVNFx4g

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

"Could be a set up?" — Donald Trump

"I wonder if that was a fix" — Richard Nixon on the famous photo of 9-year-old Phan Thị Kim Phúc running naked down a road in Vietnam after all her clothes had been burned off by napalm https://t.co/cpyMC3Esi2 pic.twitter.com/oDLaEeEtgI

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) June 9, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

Was aiming scanner.

https://movieposters2.com/images/1593234-b.jpg

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

if stephen miller is writing it then watch him announce no new skilled work visas on the basis that this would ... solve racism?

Given rumors I’m hearing from pretty good sources, if you’re on an H-1B, J-1 or L-1 visa and are outside the US, you should try and reenter the US quickly.

— (((Greg Siskind))) (@gsiskind) June 8, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link

that's related to https://www.visalaw.com/new-executive-order-f-h-l-j-nonimmigrant-categories-expected-soon-june-9-2020/ just in case anyone reading this has friends/family who might be affected and are able to return (and want to!)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

I don't think Biden reads that speech well. I don't know detail about his speech impediments but his voice is not good.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 08:28 (four years ago) link

Voice-ist

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link

Trump campaign demands CNN apologize for poll that shows Biden leading

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump's campaign is demanding CNN retract and apologize for a recent poll that showed him well behind presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

The demand, coming in the form of a cease and desist letter to CNN President Jeff Zucker, was immediately rejected by the network. "We stand by our poll," said Matt Dornic, a CNN spokesman.

The CNN poll conducted by SSRS and released on Monday shows Trump trailing the former vice president by 14 points, 55%-41%, among registered voters. It also finds the President's approval rating at 38% -- his worst mark since January 2019, and roughly on par with approval ratings for one-term Presidents Jimmy Carter and George H.W. Bush at this point in their reelection years -- and his disapproval rating at 57%.

Soon after the poll was released, Trump tweeted that he had hired Republican pollster McLaughlin & Associates to "analyze" the CNN poll and others, "which I felt were FAKE based on the incredible enthusiasm we are receiving." McLaughlin ranks as one of the least accurate pollsters in the industry, as measured by FiveThirtyEight.

...

In the letter to Zucker, the Trump campaign argued that the CNN poll is "designed to mislead American voters through a biased questionnaire and skewed sampling."

"It's a stunt and a phony poll to cause voter suppression, stifle momentum and enthusiasm for the President, and present a false view generally of the actual support across America for the President," read the letter, signed by the Trump campaign's senior legal adviser Jenna Ellis and chief operating officer Michael Glassner.

The campaign formally requested that CNN retract the poll and publish a "full, fair, and conspicuous retraction, apology, and clarification to correct its misleading conclusions."

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

Retract the poll and replace it with the following: Is the President of the United States of America thin-skinned, impotent, or both?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

please file a lawsuit

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link

What a loser.

DJI, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

that cease and desist letter is just so Trumpian it should be put in a glass case in his eventual presidential library

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

I'll go to my grave failing to understand how anyone can possibly see shit like this as anything other than deeply pathetic.

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

seconded, OL

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

yeah I'm in awe of how deeply pathetic that is. its like the Cleveland Browns threatening legal action against ESPN for showing highlights of all the games they lost

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

"shit like this"=Donald J Trump

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

lol, I mean this is scary and pathetic in equal measure, but also lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkhrlVq5rVY

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

"Tucker Carlson Is Mad At Elmo For Caring About Racism" <-- this is a Panic! At The Disco song, isn't it?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link

It suddenly occurred to me today that the reason Asshole took aim at that 75-year-old protester with suspicion is because he's basically the same age, so *of course* that old dude was actually a highly trained secret ninja genius in super good shape with x-ray vision and so on.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

It is hard to fathom how they could think that everyone in the world in working together on a false narrative and only Trump is telling the truth, but I doubt that they even get to that level of critical thinking. It's just blind faith fueled by hatred I guess.

BrianB, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link

Trump took aim at that dude because he became famous for getting hurt while being critical of Trump. It's really not that complicated.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link

Duh. Just also saying, there is no way Asshole won't think of an old man his age as an imposing threat, because of course Asshole thinks of himself as a huge imposing threat. He's as always all about projection.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

It is hard to fathom how they could think that everyone in the world in working together on a false narrative and only Trump is telling the truth

Eh. You can scan through r/asktrumpsupporters any day, and see some version of "Yeah, he says stupid shit. Get over it. It doesn't affect my support - he's better than the alternative and I like what he's doing."

I mean you can also see the "the lying media is lyingly lying to you" attitude, but the "Trump's gonna Trump" faction is also strong.

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link

he pisses off the right people, that's all it's ever been about

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link

trump's first rally since march will be . . . on juneteenth in tulsa

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link

holy shit

akm, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

nailed it

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link

Miller all over scheduling these, huh?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

This Canadian just got a mini history lesson on the meaning of Juneteenth and the significance of Tulsa. That's as bad as Reagan's 1980 kickoff.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

(Worse, considering present circumstances.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

sadly like many people in the US I credit the Watchmen series for even informing me of Tulsa.

akm, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

Hopefully he will be met with massive demonstrations.

DJI, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

I suspect he’s counting on them

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

See above re: pissing off the right people

Troll the libs, get a reaction, say something about triggered snowflakes, lather, rinse, repeat

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

Or: maybe that is where he will give his unifying speech on race!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

wow, Nascar banned the Confederate flag. The Bocephurati are gonna be pissed

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

lmao @ Bocephurati

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

:)

brownie, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link

Professor Emeritus David Allan Coe

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:15 (four years ago) link

when will the CC statue in NYC's Columbus Circle come down? Good thing the Mob is dead...

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

what the everlasting fuck

https://i.imgur.com/OqFRntN.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

narrator: no he isn't.

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

he's so conflicted. he really wants to do the right thing, he really does

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

He's just so...isolated.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

Torn between calling up another blonde OANN anchor to come work in the White House or bellowing for more KFC.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

He seems torn between constipated and confused, sure.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

Or maybe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?sks0x_GJIDs

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

fuckit never mind

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

Trump's all out of faith
This is how he feels

You're a little late
He's already torn

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

DONALD JOHN TRUMP is all out of faith. This is how he feels. He's cold and he is shamed, lying naked on the floor.

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

goddamnit!

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

heh. it was gonna be that or "Torn Between Two Lovers"

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

Now somebody work him into Creed's "Torn"...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

same energy as this (https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/ct-xpm-2011-03-21-ct-talk-huppke-hookup-20110321-story.html):

"Some students at the University of Chicago are cheating. They are cheating at having sex."

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

It's like teaching a young man to hunt by having him hold an arrow and then throwing the deer at his hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweoMJS1DQ8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

Trump misquoting Santayana this morning ("THOSE THAT DENY THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!"--I haven't read Santayana, but I'm guessing he didn't write in all caps); the correct version not ideal for him heading into an election anyway.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

you can't fool trump; there ain't no Santa Yana!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

https://www.vox.com/2020/6/11/21283836/protests-libertarian-dc-interview-truck

It was the bumper stickers on the back of the late-model Toyota Tacoma that made me do it. They showed what seemed to be a political evolution of sorts, mirroring one that many Americans may be having in 2020: from a 2000 sticker for John McCain’s failed presidential campaign to a sticker supporting Mitt Romney’s candidacy in 2012 to ones supportive of then-Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson in 2016 and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg in 2020.

And in the middle, a handwritten sign stating “Black Lives Matter.”


...

This week, 26-year-old Nathan, the owner of the truck, gave me the answers.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

It's actually a good interview!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

I know a few people like this: McCain and Romney voters who have been "fucking internal screaming for almost four years."

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

xp does it explain why he was driving a truck and supporting McCain aged 6?

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

yes it does

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

'The Republican Party's 2020 platform is exactly the same as its 2016 platform. That means it condemns the “current” president — who in 2016 was, of course, Barack Obama — and calls the White House a risk to "the survival of the internet."'

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

It actually does but the original image as presented in this thread is still hilarious

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

that makes me smart

SHORTER: If you get #COVID19 at President Trump's Make America Great Again Rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, it's your own damn fault. pic.twitter.com/QqYdUWAIcJ

— David Gura (@davidgura) June 11, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 June 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link

what about if you get erectile dysfunction

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

Oh, Trump gets it, for sure.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link

up or down it's a terrible image

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

^^^ best line in "Temptation" imo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:23 (four years ago) link

zomg, Melania hung back in NY at the start of this administration because she was renegotiating her prenup! zomg, John Bolton's book will be packed with revelations that Trump did shitty things! zomg, Trump is an isolated relic! So much reporting going on right now, so much!

God what a relief it will be (for a week at least, I hope) when this motherfucker is dead and the whole country can just take a shower and a nap.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 13:28 (four years ago) link

he'll make 90 and we'll be living in Mad Max. So enjoy that.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

tbf I'm surprised Trump hasn't yet suggested Thunderdome.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

now that is the art of the deal

mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

you don't suggest thunderdome. you suggest beyond thunderdome, so you can settle for thunderdome

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

otm

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

Lots of options, though
https://media1.tenor.com/images/3faa3a99b2cc527e64ca2d6d19a4d20e/tenor.gif?itemid=14239953

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

Here we go, the first of the probabilistic election models

https://projects.economist.com/us-2020-forecast/president

I am a fool fools these but I know they drove some people crazy. Should we silo the polling/models/betting discussion on a separate thread?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link

https://apnews.com/bae1456be55955aab379a3541391f93b

fuck the religious right forever

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

On the anniversary of Pulse, no less.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

And Loving Day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_Day

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link

fuck the religious right forever

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, June 12, 2020 4:38 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hope they all fuckin explode

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

Trump is not bae1456be55955aab379a3541391f93b

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:56 (four years ago) link

yeah, we in Orlando are pretty pissed

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

Imagine being this filled with baseless hate. Utter scum.

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 June 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link

What does the Bible say about being transgender anyway?

(This is a rhetorical question.)

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 June 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

Weak, cowardly, caving to public pressure. The Asshole is playing defense a lot lately.

We had previously scheduled our #MAGA Rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, for June 19th – a big deal. Unfortunately, however, this would fall on the Juneteenth Holiday. Many of my African American friends and supporters have reached out to suggest that we consider changing the date out...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link

Many of my African American friends and supporters

Of which he has many

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link

re the polls, they predict Biden winning WI, MI, PA, FL.

Presumably if he does that he will indeed win the electoral college.

I note that OH is still considered undecidable.

the pinefox, Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:54 (four years ago) link

DRAIN THE SWAMP FINALE COMING SOON!

— Greatest President Ever! (@realTrumpForce) June 11, 2020

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

ritual suicide a la Jonestown?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

how shook does this pockmarked globule of cowardice have to be where he's actually backpedaling

(re: Juneteenth tweet, not fake Trump tweet)

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

^^^ I'm telling you, he's on defense. He moved one of his rallies — and his asshole campaign manager is out there talking about how they've had 300,000 ticket requests...for an arena that holds 19,500 people (and will be about 1/4 full, is my bet). I'm wondering if the rally will even be televised, if the turnout is especially low. If it turns into one of those things where a band that had a big hit a couple of years ago doesn't realize that it's over, and books an arena tour when they really should have downsized to 1000-seat theaters.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

I want to linger on this paragraph written in an American news outlet in 2020:

Though the president has never given any serious indication that he might not leave office if he were to lose reelection, his comments aired Friday appear to be the first time he has publicly committed to doing so.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

Re unperson's story: Trump's satraps must have shown him terrible internal polling.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

"you're at -30% in Racistville, Ohio"

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link

satrap? where, where

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link

Are the results in yet from the Georgia elections that were a massive fuck-up? Did the suppression favour the Republicans?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

The Boy with the Arab Satrap

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link

depends on what you mean by "win"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

Did the suppression favour the Republicans?

Given that Democratic voter turnout was nearly triple that of 2016, I'm gonna go with "no."

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Despite massive problems at the voting booth, Democratic turnout in Georgia's primaries skyrocketed — with three times as many votes cast in the Senate primary as in 2016.

With 91 percent of the vote in as of Friday, nearly 960,000 voters had cast ballots in the Democratic Senate primary race won by Jon Ossoff, compared to 310,000 who voted in the Senate primary in 2016.

The Democratic turnout was also higher than it was in the gubernatorial primary in 2018, which saw 550,000 ballots cast.

"This was extraordinarily high turnout for a primary — way beyond what we've seen in previous primary elections," Alan Abramowitz, a political science professor at Atlanta's Emory University, told NBC News.

link

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

xps Good summary of the Georgia voting situation:
https://www.ajc.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/election-fiasco-reveals-flaws-with-georgia-new-voting-system/FoZjtLGPYccOrHzXHiPbDL/

tl;dr the worst voting problems were concentrated in a few ATL-metro-area counties, disproportionately affecting African-American voters

the overall picture seems to be more of negligence and incompetence than active malfeasance; of course no one in the state GOP is in any hurry to fix the negligence and incompetence

I'm not aware of any election outcomes that were significantly affected by voting problems, but it doesn't bode well for November

it's worth noting that one of the governor's best buddies is a lobbyist for the company selling the gleamy new voting machines that no experts or organizations of any political stripe recommended

Brad C., Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

I would say 3x 2016 turnout (during a pandemic!) bodes well for turnout.

DJI, Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

yes, the turnout was fantastic, and in that sense I'm optimistic for November, but when it comes to Georgia actually flipping I feel like Charlie Brown http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RL9oA8SJbus/SomfDGYVRrI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/ZAe8L9aJYmY/s320/CharlieBrownLucyFootball.jpg

Brad C., Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it.

DJI, Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

re the polls, they predict Biden winning WI, MI, PA, FL.

Presumably if he does that he will indeed win the electoral college.

I note that OH is still considered undecidable.


If Ohio is a tossup on election eve then trump has lost. It has moved right a lot over the past couple of cycles.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 June 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

thanks brad and phil, that is fucking awesome

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 13 June 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

re the polls, they predict Biden winning WI, MI, PA, FL.

"the polls"

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 13 June 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

It almost feels unfair to post 2016 polls at this point.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

It would feel totally fair to point how 2020 is different.

But keep acting as if every pollster and ILXer hasn't posted a variant on "National polls don't matter," "It's early," and "things can change" an whatever other caveat the brain can devise

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link

And yet every three days there’s a new “see how good the polls are!!!” post.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link

dude you repeat the same posts hourly i don't think you're in a position to criticise

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 13 June 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

It almost feels unfair to post 2016 polls at this point.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, June 13, 2020 3:27 PM bookmarkflaglink

jesus, shut the fuck up. the polls were mostly within the margin of error in 2016, it's just unlike in 2012, the MOE almost entirely broke towards Trump instead of Clinton. Yeah, it was an major upset, but it isn't like the polls all predicted a 12% national vote win, and an electoral victory of 400+ EVs. these things happen. it doesn't mean polls are useless.

most of us were way wrong in our overconfidence, me included, but stop acting as if they don't fuckin mean anything or find another horse to hump.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/10/how-much-did-polls-miss-the-mark-on-trump-and-why/

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link

It's not that milo wants Trump to win; it's that he hopes we're wrong.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

Surveys across 17 states, including key battlegrounds, found a higher error of 1.7 using the candidate error metric, which is similar to the level of error found in all state-level surveys in 2004 (1.7), 2008 (1.8) and 2012 (1.9).

While the absolute size of most errors was far from unusual, the state-by-state results show how polling systematically showed a better picture for Clinton before Election Day. The largest consequential swing from pre-election polls to results was in Wisconsin, where Clinton averaged a six-point edge in the final week but lost the state, trailing by one-point in current tallies.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

dude you repeat the same posts hourly i don't think you're in a position to criticise

I didn't criticize anyone - Alfred's response to dumb Dem/Biden shit is that no one actually does/believes/says <X>. But, like, this is obviously untrue as illustrated by the very threads where it happens.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

Fox News fell for a Monty Python joke on Reddit lmao pic.twitter.com/Yo34yuQvlD

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) June 13, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

I was just noting that the polls, they predict Biden winning WI, MI, PA, FL. is a completely context-free, fact-absent and unsourced statement that is worse than useless as a prompt for discussion

the pinefox obviously means well, but in practice, posting nonsense like this is functionally trolling

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

wait, hold on - I’m seeing now that the polls predict me winning Most Handsome ILX0r in ILM, ILF, 77, COGH, and - can this be right? - ILB. carry on!

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

i got what you meant, i was only bugged by milo

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:14 (four years ago) link

milo this one is for you

This feels like a little bit of a canary in the coal mine. Ernst has been considered a rising star; Iowa has trended red; she hasn't had any particular scandals or gotten in any particular trouble. If this race is competitive, the GOP is in a lot of trouble in a lot of places. https://t.co/RbXDnZvFpC

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 13, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 14 June 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link

I don’t know why that would be surprising? I’ve agreed that at this point Biden probably wins. The way people point to polls is a bit of magical thinking and continues to ignore that Biden is a uniquely bad candidate to take advantage of the situation, given his reliance on old white suburban voters, who may not respond well to continued protests for the next five months.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 14 June 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

what does the senate balance look like, if someone like greenfield can squeak out a win against ernst?

our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link

it is a very long way off but ... i the the CW is these republican senators are done for:

collins (maine)
gardner (colorado)
mcsally (arizona)

and these are at least as vulnerable as ernst:

tillis (north carolina)
daines (montana, wtf montana might have two D senators?!)
loeffler (georgia)

the other georgia seat is probably a stretch IIUC but might be interesting. kansas might be vulnerable if kobach wins the primary in august. don't get excited about mcconnell or graham, but there's low quality polling showing them both in trouble.

democrats are going to lose alabama though. assuming that happens they need to win five (or four if biden wins). more is better because they don't want to depend on joe manchin etc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 14 June 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link

I was just noting that the polls, they predict Biden winning WI, MI, PA, FL. is a completely context-free, fact-absent and unsourced statement that is worse than useless as a prompt for discussion

the pinefox obviously means well, but in practice, posting nonsense like this is functionally trolling

I don't think it's 'trolling' to discuss or note polls about US politics on a US politics thread.

The statement was not fact-absent and unsourced: it was a response to a link to specific polls, a couple of posts above mine.

In other words I followed up what another ilxor had posted and briefly, factually commented on it.

the pinefox, Sunday, 14 June 2020 08:08 (four years ago) link

briefly, factually commented on it.

I hadn't realised you were referring specifically to that one link with your broad plural reference, but there are 387 polls in said link.

The first one is taken of Missouri residents only.

The second one is national, but only breaks down to North East, Midwest, South and West.

The third one breaks down to the same four non-state-specific regions, asks 49.9% of the respondents questions only about coronavirus, and the other 50.1% of respondents are asked 9 out of the overall 24 questions.

The fourth one is the latter 50.1% from the third, tallying the discrete voters separately.

The fifth is specifically a poll of whom Florida voters hold responsible for the pandemic, and concludes that New Poll Shows Rare Partisan Agreement and Americans overwhelmingly blame the Chinese government for the spread of COVID-19 and believe it should be held accountable. It does note that these voters favor Joe Biden by 3 points, but caveats which is within the margin of error. It then panics and has the CEO and founder of the firm separately advise that “While the race for President is tight, Florida voters trust Trump more to protect American interests against China. And with such intense anger directed toward the Chinese government right now, that could help him in November.

You'll forgive me if I remain sceptical about the content, subject and tone of the remaining 382 polls without reading them all individually.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 14 June 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link

This is the link I was referring to:

https://projects.economist.com/us-2020-forecast/president

To me, its headline claims look quite clear. I didn't see in it what you have seen in it.

I did see in it that Biden was currently predicted to win WI, MI, PA and FL, though those are only light-blue 'likely'.

The page also states that Biden is far more likely to win the electoral college.

Whether any of this is true, I don't know. I do know that people said similar things about HRC in 2016 - as has already been pointed out above.

the pinefox, Sunday, 14 June 2020 09:19 (four years ago) link

I didn't see in it what you have seen in it.

That link collates data from polls. I started to read the polls, because I regretted apparently mischaracterising your use of the term "the polls." The first five out of t h r e e h u n d r e d a n d e i g h t y - s e v e n still did not fit your characterisation of the content of the polls, and I stopped there.

As you now say that you did not even see the links to those polls, I revert in somewhat increased frustration to suggesting that it's extremely unproductive to say generally "the polls predict such and such" on here, without reference to the methodology or nature or actual subject of any polls.


I acknowledge again that you were posting in good faith, but I'm going to feel comfortable sticking to a two-word rolleye post in circs like these in the future.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 14 June 2020 09:57 (four years ago) link

Hold up - we're getting word that polling has shifted, and ILF is now a tossup on going for me or J. Swells as most handsome ILX0r. Further updates as they come, including on which ILF is in fact being polled.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 14 June 2020 09:59 (four years ago) link

Dude

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 14 June 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link

Additional foreign casualties of US political adventurism.

Night of the Living Crustheads (PBKR), Sunday, 14 June 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 June 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

in stunning upset, T✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧ wins in come from behind victory over sic and J swells

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

Tim at kfc.edu goddammit!

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

daines (montana, wtf montana might have two D senators?!)

Montana had two D senators fairly recently! Jon Tester and Max Baucus overlapped in 2007-14.

jaymc, Sunday, 14 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

I was not aware of that!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 14 June 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link

This should help with long-term strategy, as the two parties see eye to eye.

lol Cuomo actually said "Stop protesting. You won." what

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 June 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

"Stop protesting. You won"??? All that tells me is that the protests make Cuomo very, very uncomfortable and unhappy, as they are intended to.

Maybe the protestors have won the argument about whether black lives are held cheap by police forces and white society in general. But winning an argument won't protect black lives. It's all still broken as hell. Fix it. Then the protests can stop.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 June 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

my understanding of history is that the losers don't get to dictate the terms of surrender by the victors

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 June 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link

Montana had two D senators fairly recently! Jon Tester and Max Baucus overlapped in 2007-14.

I was a Montana voter for a good chunk of that. Could never understand what made the House seat so unattainable, through years of Dem senators and governors.

geoffreyess, Sunday, 14 June 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

Wau @ Iowa senate race

The Iowa Poll released Saturday night showed Democratic Senate candidate Theresa Greenfield with major momentum.

Forty-six percent of likely voters would vote for Greenfield if the election were held today compared to 43% who would vote for Republican Sen. Joni Ernst -- a within the margin of error advantage for the challenger.

While it's still early and things could change, this Iowa poll, conducted by Selzer & Co., is the latest state survey for either the race for the White House or Senate to show a clear shift toward Democrats since protests began nationwide following the death of George Floyd at the hands of a white police officer.

And:

The latest state polls imply that Biden has a double-digit advantage nationally given that Clinton won the popular vote by 2 points. These state polls are in sync with the national polls that show Biden's lead at 10 points.

Importantly, many of these polls have been conducted across states that are the heart of the 2020 battleground. States like Arizona and Wisconsin are included in this group. Polls have also been conducted in states that Biden would like to win, but aren't must wins for him, such as Ohio and Texas. Crucially, these are demographically distinct states in different regions of the country indicating that Trump is losing ground in a lot of different places.

All together, it's the latest evidence that Trump cannot count on the electoral college to save him. The leads that Biden is earning right now are well outside any potential polling miscue like the one that occurred on the state level in 2016. The former vice president, simply put, is well ahead of Trump at this time

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/14/politics/state-polls-shift-democrats-since-protests/

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 June 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

Also fwiw the pollster for this Iowa poll has an a+ (the only one?) at 538

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 14 June 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

“We’re suing and we’re filing another the big lawsuit I think on Friday. And I think we have a good case. Newsom announced that he’s sending out millions and millions of mail-in, what’s called mail-in ballots. And, you know — you say, who’re they sending these to? And maybe who aren’t?

“Let’s say you take a Republican district, and maybe those ballots don’t get sent there, okay? This is the craziest thing. This is — this will be a rigged election if they’re allowed to do it. We’re fighting like crazy. If you take a look — you know we’ve won the last four elections.

“We won in Wisconsin, we won in North Carolina, we won two, you know that? Big. We won a very big one in California, first time in 22 years. But we’re fighting mail-in ballots. And in those cases they had a lot of mail-in ballots, which is incredible.

“But the chance of theft, where they steal them, they hold up mailmen, they take them out of mailboxes, they print them fraudulently.”

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 11:44 (four years ago) link

'Also, ducks fly out of my ass, you wouldn't believe it, beautiful ducks, perfect ducks, trust me, I've seen them'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:00 (four years ago) link

idek what thread this goes under but the shooting in abq is....not the best thing to have happened

gbx, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

surprised it took this long, tbh. the administration has explicitly been calling for people to "defend their second amendment rights" against the "liberal mob".

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

it's not good that someone got shot, but I liked the statements from the governor and mayor and especially the photos of cosplay militia being arrested; more of that please

Brad C., Tuesday, 16 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

yeah I inferred from "not the best" that it was a protester who shot a militia guy...this is of course terrible but I am bracing for the incident that they can leverage to fully animate their Antifa fantasy

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

haven't brought myself to go peek at my racist NM family's FB feeds to see what they're saying about this but given that they all want to murder Grisham and think removing confederate statues is the worst thing to ever happen in history, I'm sure their take is pretty twisted.

akm, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

(checked.....crickets)

akm, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

“If we stop testing right now,” the president said, “we’d have very few cases, if any.”

Baudrillard to thread

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

That's how Jurassic Park got fuxxored in the book. Flawed testing

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

the incident is confusing, and in an ominous way, because the shooter WASN'T with the militia. it was just a guy with a sidearm (not uncommon here) who started shit with protestors (including possibly pepperspraying people) and when they got mad at him he tried to run away and then showed his gun. some protestor (looked black bloc-y? on the video) went after him with a skateboard and may have been the one shot

the militia then moved in and separated the gunman from the crowd till the police came, "keeping the peace"

this is unsettling to me because it perfectly illustrates that it's the "random dude who everday carries" who's LIKELY to be way more dangerous than the LARPing militiamen. he created a dangerous situation and then shot someone in a panic. the right paints it as the mob trying to kill a guy (and some people were yelling "i'm going to kill you!") who uses a gun in self-defense, and then the law-abiding militia settles things down until the cops show up. the left tries to paint it as a gun-toting militia guy murdering someone because he's a fascist boogaloo boy and it turns out not be true, which makes the left look sensational/hysterical

bad scene man

gbx, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

to be clear, the reason this is ominous to me is that some kind of larger incident could be set off by an individual actor not there to Start Shit but who just does something fucking stupid, plenty of THOSE guys around

gbx, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

this is a B+ pollster

MICHIGAN
Biden 55% (+16)
Trump 39%

EPIC-MRA 5/31-6/4

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) June 16, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

wow even the MRA movement is voting for Biden over Trump

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

yes wild that Moral Re-Armament came back from the dead to support Biden!

/ s

People can feel however they want about the 538 forecasting model (which hasn't started up for 2020 yet), but their poll aggregation page is the best I've seen
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/

RealClearPolitics does one too, but then you have to see their right-wing ads and content, and I've noticed they tend to drag their heels with posting new numbers when Trump et al have a bad polling cycle (or is that my imagination?): https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/

I love that the Economist open-sourced their model and dataset, but the dataset has had typos and errors in it every day so far, which doesn't inspire confidence no matter how neat the model itself is.

Dan I., Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

Georgia with Biden +2%! No wonder Gov. Kemp is working so hard to suppress votes in black and urban areas

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

An “opportunity to co-sign President Trump’s executive order” in exchange for campaign cash.
Is this a joke?
Or solicitation of a bribe?
Or both? pic.twitter.com/Vd1Jc2w9Rc

— Richard W. Painter (@RWPUSA) June 16, 2020

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

nevermind the commentary (it's not a joke, it's not a bribe, it's just extremely dumb and tacky, like most other actions from this administration)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

can someone confirm for me that I didn't hallucinate trump saying "we strive to deliver safe, beautiful, elegant justice"

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link

I mean he also said "we're fighting for school choice, which really is the civil rights of all time in this country. Frankly school choice is the civil rights statement of the year."

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

He's like one of those cans that you turn over and it makes a moo-ing sound except every time he makes a moo-ing sound people for some reason pretend that it's any more complex or profound or meaningful or thought-out than a fucking moo.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link

He's more like one of those cow keychains you squeeze to make the poop come out:

https://www.humorcreativity.com/store/images/naughty_cow.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

they make a Trump one of those. some really annoying lady at the bar showed it to me once

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

while that might normally be the case with me, this was someone who was yammering drunkenly at me for 15 minutes while I awaited for my friends to show up at the bar, and wouldn't stop showing me the Pooping Trump, as if it was the Ark of the Covenant or something.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link

canonical post xp

it does contain a high degree of accuracy

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

don't stop with the cops

.@RepBarbaraLee (D-Calif.) today released 10 options for cutting US military budget, seeking to reduce Pentagon spending by $350 billion

Ideas include: Eliminating Space Force; reducing military presence in Afghanistan; closing 60% of foreign baseshttps://t.co/l2CegqfrRP pic.twitter.com/hb5XITiqrQ

— Jeffrey Stein (@JStein_WaPo) June 16, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

With you on that, morbs, but right now let's see if we can chew and swallow the mouthful we've bitten off before taking on another big bite.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

expecting midterm generational revolt against the Dem president in 2022

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

Lol there's not gonna be a 2022

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

If 2022 brings a large influx of Senators and Representatives willing to fight for a major restructuring of tax policy, health care policy, climate policy, military policy and foreign policy I will open the most expensive bottle of wine I've ever consumed in my life and drink to their health.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

Can bet that come 2022 GOP strategy will be to try to blame the Dems for the mess the country's in rather than the nihilist who caused it.
Or worse case scenario will be them trying to excuse whatever this week's folly is from the 2nd termer but they do that already. He'll just feel so much more validated if he gets in again.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

well, yeah

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 00:27 (four years ago) link

The name of EPIC-MRA's president is amazing too: https://ssl2002.webhosting.comcast.net/epic-mra/team.htm

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 04:02 (four years ago) link

It is absolutely incredible to me that Mnuchin is refusing to release Paycheck Protection details

I mean, a billion here, a billion there..... pretty soon you're talking about real money

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link

He's on record as saying loan details are 'proprietary information'.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link

yeah but joe biden's emails

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (four years ago) link

I just... who's the 'proprietor'??? (Apart from the American people obv!)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link

It's almost as if these jackasses think it's their money

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link

Given the numbers of Congresspeople who dipped into PPP, I guess now it kind of is

The whole thing is disgusting - millionaires shovelling tax dollars into their own pockets in the middle of a pandemic!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link

Yep

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link

Torches, pitchforks, etc.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link

yeah I didn't think I had the capacity to be surprised w/ these people anymore but this one might take the cake

how does anyone in this country read abt this, look at Steve Mnuchin's face, and think "yeah, that's okay with me"

much less 40%

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link

Steve Mnuchin always looks to me like someone wearing some now-faceless person's ill-fitting face over his own face so I never look at his face and think 'yeah, that's okay with me'.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link

Steve Mnuchin and Nicholas Cage in Face/Off.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

haaa xp when this guy, with that face, who is doing this, dropped into the mint to pose with sheets of money

there's no shortage of cartoon villains in this whole thing but he really knows how to dial it up

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link

yet he may be the least evil and most capable of the Cabinet secretaries?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link

sounds like a poll

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link

I think they're probably all as fully evil as the job allows

like if he was at EPA or something he'd be just as bad as whoever's there presently

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link

i mean he's not whomever is gutting the department of the interior in that money is just a bunch of electrons being shuttled around by wires. low impact, high reward

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link

Half a TRILLION and they don’t think they need to tell anyone where it went.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

well, it's proprietary, you see

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

Might have been nice to have a presidential candidate running who’s against that sort of thing, right about now

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

Voice of America seems fucked
https://www.cjr.org/the_media_today/trump_michael_pack_voice_of_america.php

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

The name of EPIC-MRA's president is amazing too: https://ssl2002.webhosting.comcast.net/epic-mra/team.htm🕸

Call him Mr. Epic, call him MRA, call him Mr. Porn

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

some people call him the space cowboy

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

some people call Trump the race cowboy

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

new steve king coming to washington

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/17/house-republicans-condemn-gop-candidate-racist-videos-325579

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

bolton: trump stupid

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/17/us/politics/bolton-book-trump-impeached.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

John R. Bolton, the former national security adviser, says in his new book that the House in its impeachment inquiry should have investigated President Trump not just for pressuring Ukraine to incriminate his domestic foes but for a variety of instances when he sought to intervene in law enforcement matters for political reasons.

wait, trump did even more impeachable things, beyond ukraine? a world stands together in shock

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

great job john fucking bolton, for being there and witnessing all that and not doing jack shit

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

But if he did, how could he sell his book or book those Sunday morning interviews?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link

testifying before the house gets us no closer to nuking iran, so why would john bolton bother

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

that's probably the first time i've listened to culture beat in two decades, so thanks for that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link

lol my pleasure

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

I don't think Trump understands the difference between singles and albums:

https://t.co/jrFfkSRlw9 pic.twitter.com/RC5ZM7ys9z

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 17, 2020

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

that's the final straw, i think this trump guy is an asshole

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

Trump just has fond memories of life on the B-side.

https://i.imgur.com/iyEHnVv.jpg

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

holy shit Gaetz is a fucking asshole

Here's Cedric Richmond's clash with Gaetz. He really was not happy the GOP keeps offering amdts on antifa, the Mueller probe. The biggest fireworks come at the end.https://t.co/hMAOqNrTiX

— Michael McAuliff (@mmcauliff) June 17, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

Pathetic.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

I hate him so much.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

I wish someone would hit him.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

tonight.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

and for him to act all aggrieved at the end with his bit of concern trolling, jesus fuck.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

I expect there will be a Bolton book TV adap

j/k, Ryan Murphy's audience doesn't care

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

Under "opening paragraphs I never imagined writing," see this https://t.co/KCcZQf5DZn pic.twitter.com/3jdl4j3KmY

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) June 17, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link

idgi, Gaetz isn't even married, what was he working himself into a lather about exactly?

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/17/us/politics/trump-2020-election.html

But for now, they said, the president is acting trapped and defensive, and his self-destructive behavior has been so out of step for an incumbent in an election year that many advisers wonder if he is truly interested in serving a second term.

Rather than focus on plans and goals for another four years in office, Mr. Trump has been wallowing in self-pity about news coverage of him since the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic, people who have spoken with him said. He has told advisers that no matter what he does, he cannot get “good” stories from the press, which has often been his primary interest.

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

oh this story again

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

Trump definitely wants to win re-election he's just incapable of even pretending to care about anything other than himself and the TV

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

"why are people so mad I endorsed concentration camps?"

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

he could drink bleach. that would be a good story

j., Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

"for now" he is acting trapped and defensive

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

I wish someone would hit him.

...with a truck.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link

The president has told advisers he wants to find and prosecute whoever let it be known that he was in the bunker, per 3 ppl familiar with what he's said https://t.co/QDjxFUFwF9

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 17, 2020

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

i thought he was only in there, during the day, for a few minutes, he was asked to go check it out, during the day, somebody told him, just a few minutes, let's go check it out. it was during the day.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

Fox News airs the Biden speech instead of the Trump speech pic.twitter.com/rSDNIO6Ffl

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) June 17, 2020

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

the best I've yet heard him, forceful and coherent

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

Make trump biden again

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

his self-sabotage aka "speaking"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link

I don't think Trump understands the difference between singles and albums:

That's a very ILX observation.

My first thought was about the word "autographed." Was the CD autographed by Elton John, or by Donald? This is a crucial detail.

I mean, I too could write my own name on a Beatles LP and call it "autographed."

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

Elton John isn't beyond criticism, but I don't think even he'd autograph a CD for Donald Trump to give to Kim Jong-un, especially when that release doesn't exist.

bring wayne shorter to the slaughter (Matt #2), Thursday, 18 June 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link

There's a Rocket Man album:

https://prodimage.images-bn.com/pimages/0602517260429_p0_v1_s550x406.jpg

Hits comp from 2007. I wonder if this was the album he'd have his handlers blast on his plane when things weren't working out on the campaign trail.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 June 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link

“I did something good: I made Juneteenth very famous,” Trump said. “It’s actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it.”

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

the allusions to a 4-year-old boy with poopy pants get tiresome, i know, but he thinks and acts like one all the time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

trump unfortunately probably otm for most people in the country

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

I heard Pat O'Brien is doing a feature on Juneteenth for Entertainment Tonight now that it's Very Famous

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

I will be releasing a new list of Conservative Supreme Court Justice nominees, which may include some, or many of those already on the list, by September 1, 2020. If given the opportunity, I will only choose from this list, as in the past, a Conservative Supreme Court Justice...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 18, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

good thing the GOP rubber stamps everything Trump tries to do otherwise this would be the sort of thing you really shouldn't admit in public

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

Wait I thought we NEVER fill a Supreme Court vacancy during an election year; we always wait for the American people to have their say

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

mcconnell already said that if it came up this year, he'd ignore his previous "precedent" and let it happen.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

one of many moments that should have resulted in a real life liberal mob with pitchforks beating the shit out of mitch mcconnell

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

He's repeating the 2016 campaign strategy in the hopes of whipping up voters and as an implicit denouncing of that William O. Douglas liberal Neil Gorsuch.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

Wait I thought we NEVER fill a Supreme Court vacancy during an election year; we always wait for the American people to have their say

― Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, June 18, 2020 1:35 PM bookmarkflaglink

there's not even a vacancy!

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

Right, but if one were to be... ahem... arranged...

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

a lot of people are saying we shouldn't wait though

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

he's gonna pick COBRA Commander

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

So how about Matt Gaetz' adopted son, huh? Lucky guy!

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. pic.twitter.com/udyiLHR1Tr

— Eric Henderson (@ephender) June 18, 2020

Dirty Epic H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

(I couldn't help it.)

Dirty Epic H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

You've got MGM stamped on your ass!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

You think you're life's a mystery.

Dirty Epic H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

lol Eric

Dan S, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

Uh huh.

"Local student", eh? pic.twitter.com/Zljq8Q7GpG

— Trevor S. Valle (@tattoosandbones) June 18, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

I mean if Gaetz is lying then this is the stupidest lie (but he is the stupidest liar)

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

have we talked about the inverted red triangle thing yet because fuckin yikes

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

For all those wondering, this is @mattgaetz's adopted son, Jack. Jack IS in Matt's blood, and makes up about 0.2% of Matt's blood on any given Friday night. He came from Tennessee and lives in Matt's kitchen cupboard. And desk. And nightstand.

Matt is very proud of him. pic.twitter.com/sQ27Hsp2Fq

— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) June 18, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

lol his son does appear on his official bio

https://gaetz.house.gov/issues/biography

brownie, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

does NOT

brownie, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

Very normal tweet, does not reek of some serious proactive damage control at all.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

I don't necessarily think Gaetz is lying about this, but it's gross to suddenly trot the kid out as a political prop.

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

have we talked about the inverted red triangle thing yet because fuckin yikes

― frogbs

wtf? just saw it

https://www.axios.com/facebook-takes-down-trump-campaign-ads-with-symbol-once-used-by-nazis-d82759f0-ffff-463e-b776-9f4ed55a81da.html

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link

I don't necessarily think Gaetz is lying about this, but it's gross to suddenly trot the kid out as a political prop.

He has to be. I just can't square him calling his son a "local student" two years after he supposedly adopted him. This is damage control for something we're about to learn.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

xp Apparently the red triangle is in fact an antifa symbol...but only in Spain. To prove that the symbol was "widely used," the Trump campaign's Twitter account linked to a design on Spreadshirt.com, posted by a random Spanish dude.

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

going by how these things usually unfold, it'll turn out Nestor isn't his son but he does keep him around for fresh transfusions every 60 days

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

not extreme or dumb enough for this dimension. nestor is obviously an double agent undercover cop from cuba

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link

Many of you know @mattgaetz & I have an unlikely friendship. I can’t stand a lot of his beliefs but he’s been there for me when others haven’t. He talks about Nestor more than anything, has done so much for his son & is truly a proud dad. This #freenestor thing is bullshit. Stop. https://t.co/qqOx9opXzH

— Katie Hill (@KatieHill4CA) June 18, 2020

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

huh. i am having trouble with the idea of matt gaetz having a human heart, but...i will try.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

Huh. Well, hey, if this is on the level, I guess he isn't completely devoid of empathy.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link

eek

I will kick your teeth down your throat if you say that about my husband to my face, you cowardly anonymous racist piece of shit.

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 18, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link

weird i thought facebook was all about free speech and the marketplace of ideas

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link

I mean, there are truly odd people out there, who do/say a great deal of incongruous stuff, and a lot of them live in Florida.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link

wild conspiracy theories developing about Gaetz is basically poetic justice afaict

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile in Whatthefuckville:

The governor has informed local officials that if citizens are required to wear masks in public buildings, their governments will not receive any of the $100 million in federal coronavirus aid money. https://t.co/jKi68KbIni

— Omaha World-Herald (@OWHnews) June 18, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

it's a good way to create problems that money can help to address

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

some of our friends in the business community refer to this as the virtuous cycle

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

about that "son" of his... pic.twitter.com/ROS8niJ9t8

— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) June 18, 2020

I've got my s---...my helper here

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

tbh he was supposedly trying to keep his son secret.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

yeah, but let those among us who do not have secret son-helpers-interns throw the first stone

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link

Maybe it's one of those Jerry Falwell Jr./Giancarlo Granda situations...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link

Whatever happened with Liberty U reopening?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

Anyway, this is definitely weird:

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/Intercountry-Adoption/adopt_ref/adoption-statistics1.html

Filter for Cuba, and there has officially been exactly one adoption from Cuba between 1999 and 2018. Female.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link

Nestor?

Heck no, I barely even knew 'er!

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

matt gaetz found a teenage nestor floating down a river in a basket

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

"you will be my page", he said

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

Trying to make an "empty nester" joke but failing so far. Needs work.

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

gaetz empties nestor around 1130 PM after he gets home from the bar (?)

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

i accept my FPs

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

oof.

There's someone who commented on the picture with Gaetz and DJT2 and Nestor who calls him "my son." Marbelina Matos. There is one person by that name (Cuban!) on Facebook, fwiw.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

i can't make my son into a heart

brownie, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

I have to say it seems extremely unlikely Trump's comm team knows a red triangle was a National Socialist iconography deep cut.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

I agree, but as usual they're "nuh-uh it's ANTIFA" response is so sus it makes the original interpretation seem more likely

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

Anyway, this is definitely weird:

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/Intercountry-Adoption/adopt_ref/adoption-statistics1.html

Filter for Cuba, and there has officially been exactly one adoption from Cuba between 1999 and 2018. Female.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, June 18, 2020 3:41 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This doesn't mean anything. Gaetz never said that he formally adopted Nestor, much less that it was an intercountry adoption. He said, "He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida."

The Marbelina thing is weird, though.

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

I'll throw this into the mix: A reporter tweeted that she "wrote an article in 2015 about Gaetz. He had ridiculed black lawmakers & was accused of racism. A GOP operative called & said Gaetz was hurt partially because his girlfriend & her son were people of color." (She goes on to say she doesn't know for sure that this was Nestor, since she wasn't given a name.)

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

Seems a stupid thing to be focused on. Having a child of color doesn't negate any of the racist things Gaetz has said and done

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

(not you all so much as twitterverse)

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I just have a stupid need to research things.

jaymc, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link

As noted above, its also gross that he chose this particular moment to trot him out as a defense if he really has worked that hard to keep him out of the spotlight for seven years now.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

*updates .xls*
xp

Irritable Baal (WmC), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

I have to say it seems extremely unlikely Trump's comm team knows a red triangle was a National Socialist iconography deep cut.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, June 18, 2020 4:51 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I agree, but as usual they're "nuh-uh it's ANTIFA" response is so sus it makes the original interpretation seem more likely

― dip to dup (rob), Thursday, June 18, 2020 4:55 PM (forty-six minutes ago)

an alternate theory: they're baiting the platforms so they can get banned closer to the election

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

I have to say it seems extremely unlikely Trump's comm team knows a red triangle was a National Socialist iconography deep cut.

ever since the "14 of every 88 immigrants" press release or whatever the fuck that was I stopped giving these guys the benefit of the doubt on any of this shit

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

I have seen tweets that called for Gaetz to be outed along with Lindsey Graham so idk if that's common knowledge but it definitely makes this even weirder.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

there is literally no evidence anyone in the trump comms team has the ability to think imaginitavely or strategically, what is wrong with you people.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link

I can't quite confirm whether they ran 88 of those triangle ads before FB pulled it or if they chose to run it for 88 impressions, but uh: https://www.mediamatters.org/facebook/facebook-let-trump-campaign-run-ads-inverted-red-triangle-infamous-nazi-symbol

caek: not sure if that was aimed at me, but I don't think they have a detailed flowchart or anything, just they already bait the platforms anyway and trumpism lusts for martyrdom

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

ok but "they're baiting the platforms so they can get banned closer to the election" is preposterous.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

ok

Having thought about the Gaetz thing more, what grosses me out is that if the story is exactly how he told it, then he was hiding the existence of his Cuban immigrant son because he assumed it would hurt his support among the racists he caters to by being virulently anti-immigrant

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 pic.twitter.com/FnP16ifd9J

— Jabroni And The Air-rifle (@DanBoeckner) June 18, 2020

gee now would it be fair to wildly speculate on this man's personal life

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link

xp
But aren't Cubans the "good" brown people to them?

nickn, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

I don’t think white nationalists have co-signed that exemption

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

To put it another way: I don’t buy wanting to shield him from the spotlight as a reason to bury any and all reference to his existence. That is not normal politician behavior and Gaetz isn’t even that famous

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

xps FOSTA-SESTA had issues that are too complicated to get into here, but if he voted against it it's probably the least of his offenses

Nhex, Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link

PEOPLE exclusive!

Nestor Galban was 12 and had just arrived from Cuba, where he’d grown up and where his mother had recently died of breast cancer, Gaetz says. Then a state legislator, Gaetz was dating Nestor’s older sister.

And so Nestor moved in with them — “a modern family,” Gaetz says now.

He says that, except for an interruption during Nestor’s junior year after Gaetz and Nestor’s sister broke up, Nestor has basically lived with him since moving from Cuba.

jaymc, Friday, 19 June 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

Since when does dating someone make her brother your ... son?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 June 2020 02:55 (four years ago) link

I have a friend who keeps getting stuck with cats from bad relationships but this is just a whole new level

frogbs, Friday, 19 June 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/EBK6NKb8z7

— David Iserson (@davidiserson) June 18, 2020

frogbs, Friday, 19 June 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

Haven’t read this article but good url

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/18/everybody-hates-john-bolton-328921

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 June 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

Today in antimetabole:

Tulsa Health Department Executive Director Bruce Dart said at a Wednesday news conference that he had recommended the rally be postponed until it was safer. “I know so many people are over covid,” Dart said. “But covid is not over.”

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 June 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

lol just reported that the Department of Justice admitted the guy in charge of clearing Bolton's book for classified information had no training in how to do so, and in fact wasn't trained until after he had finished the job, at which point he declined to retroactively check again.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 June 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

"no one's gonna notice..."

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

Reporter: "Why does the President keep hiring people that are 'dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, whacko, and incompetent'?"

Kayleigh McEnany: "...He likes the model of having a team of rivals, like what we saw in President Lincoln's administration." pic.twitter.com/Bc8bHHxUI5

— The Hill (@thehill) June 19, 2020

this doesn't strike me as the best way to answer this question

frogbs, Friday, 19 June 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

follow-up: Kayleigh, do you consider yourself to be a part of this "team of rivals", and can you keep in mind the first part of the question as you answer, i'll take my answer off the air

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

PS GOD IS DEAD KAYLEIGH FUCK YOU

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

team of whackos

j., Friday, 19 June 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

Nestor Galban was 12 and had just arrived from Cuba, where he’d grown up and where his mother had recently died of breast cancer, Gaetz says. Then a state legislator, Gaetz was dating Nestor’s older sister.
And so Nestor moved in with them — “a modern family,” Gaetz says now.

OK so do I have this right, Gaetz is Ed O'Neill and Nestor is Manny?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 June 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

“President Trump has demonstrated repeatedly that he protects those who cannot protect themselves—both here and abroad—and that’s clear in this latest bold action to impose travel restrictions on those who detain or abuse the Uighurs,” said John Ullyot, spokesman for the National Security Council.

this is rich...so the ban Trump won't shut up about as the One Huge Thing he did to fight the virus...was secretly really a coded message against concentration camps haaaaaaa

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:29 (four years ago) link

wonder how Trump supporters square the fact that he thinks this virus is no big deal with his claim that it would have killed 3,000,000 people if not for him

frogbs, Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link

Friday night news of the abrupt departure of the US attorney from SDNY who indicted Giuliani associates, is investigating Rudy and named Trump as individual 1 in Michael Cohen case over president’s role in hush-money scandal to silence his alleged affairs https://t.co/orofnBaQZg

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) June 20, 2020



Nothing to see here..

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

US Atty for SDNY Geoffrey Berman was fired. The news came as a shock tonight. Sources close to him & DOJ official say AG Barr offered him other positions including head of Civil Division at main justice and Berman declined. News via me @alex_mallin & @AaronKatersky

— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) June 20, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link

!!

NEW: Geoff Berman statement:

“I learned in a press release from the Attorney General tonight that I was ‘stepping down’ as United States Attorney. I have not resigned, and have no intention of resigning, my position" pic.twitter.com/L6PQCF9bdU

— erica orden (@eorden) June 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 03:34 (four years ago) link

You can’t fire me! Because I don’t quit!!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link

Jeff not fucking around!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 June 2020 03:57 (four years ago) link

IT’S GEOFF

El Tomboto, Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link

America is right to expect the worst of Bill Barr, who has repeatedly interfered in criminal investigations on Trump’s behalf. We have a hearing on this topic on Wednesday. We welcome Mr. Berman’s testimony and will invite him to testify. https://t.co/SpVYzLhANR

— Rep. Nadler (@RepJerryNadler) June 20, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:07 (four years ago) link

well this is fun

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link

by the way, am i wrong to connect this to the relative silence on these cases since the impeachment "trial"?

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link

have they really been just working in silence for 5 months (jfc has it only been 5 months since then), or have they been silenced?

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, June 8, 2020 5:09 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link

c'mon that gov-approved strongboy body of his leads me to believe it won't be anytime soon

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link

i'm not certain about what a biden administration would do re: sending trump's ass to prison. i actually am a centrist on this issue! IT COULD GO EITHER WAY

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:28 (four years ago) link

who would be the only guy to seek out a compromise with a white supremacist villain at the time of his final surrender? an old white guy

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:29 (four years ago) link

for the sake of healing

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link

for the sake of a new era for the young people.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link

lookit

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link

There was a Blackish episode repeat today that occurs in Jan 2017 right after Trump was elected. The Anthony Anderson main character coming between the Anti-Trump and (one) Pro-Trump co-workers, about how much he loves America. The implication of that being, well, Trump will probably suck but let's give him a chance, because America's still going to have the shitty problems anyway. Somewhat true, but I doubt they could imagine what would over the next four years...

Nhex, Saturday, 20 June 2020 05:32 (four years ago) link

Thread: here's where I think we are. It's pretty exquisite. Berman is court appointed and under 28 USC §546 his appointment lasts until there is a presidentially appointed and confirmed US Attorney.

— Harry Litman (@harrylitman) June 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

I hate Matt Gaetz but this situation with the adopted kid is not so mysterious to me and almost makes him a relatable human.

the US attorney thing was so confusing last night

akm, Saturday, 20 June 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

who would be the only guy to seek out a compromise with a white supremacist villain at the time of his final surrender? an old white guy


This document is the reason I hope he will pick warren as vp and give her responsibility for this https://medium.com/@teamwarren/restoring-integrity-and-competence-to-government-after-trump-1fda0e1cc4c5

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

xpost It's actually super confusing! For starters, he's apparently not even adopted. Following up, though, formality aside, what single 30-year old dude, let alone one with a history of DUI, adopts a 12-year old, or is even allowed to? And then keeps a secret for 7 years? It can be totally innocent and relatable yet still totally confusing and strange.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

Oh, and, duh, judge denies Trump admin attempt to stop publication of Bolton book because, double duh, they already published it.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

what single 30-year old dude, let alone one with a history of DUI, adopts a 12-year old, or is even allowed to?

Isn't that how Fonzie ended up?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Fonzie never had a history of DUI get those words out of your mouth

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

ned lol

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

Live from Tulsa

At the Trump rally, Brian Clothier, 61, is wearing an adult diaper over his pants that reads “Scientists say [farts] spread the virus. I COVID my ass to stop the spread.” pic.twitter.com/2Ljok0vKKe

— robertklemko (@RobertKlemko) June 20, 2020



Only been at the Trump rally since 9, but something I’ve noticed: No anti-Biden merch. This shirt is for sale, but the anti-Dem stuff has been anti-Hillary or generically about liberals being losers. pic.twitter.com/dWASK8DLDe

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 20, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

doesn't Weigel realize Biden and Clinton are the same person? Have you noticed they're never at the same place together?!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

I do see one guy with a mask in that shot

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

As someone joked, there are fewer masks than there are black people at that rally, and there are no black people.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

something to keep in mind when trump inevitably realizes that berman is a #resistance crying chuck schumer collaborator who trump never met and who probably donated to hillary clinton:

It is important to remember that Geoff Berman is no Deep State hanger-on. He is a former law partner of Rudy Giuliani and a campaign donor to Trump’s 2016 campaign. Indeed, the fact that he ended up being appointed formally by the judges in the district stemmed from the dubious circumstances of his original appointment. Berman served on Trump’s presidential transition team and Trump personally interviewed Berman before agreeing to nominate him to the New York position. The head of that office has jurisdiction over Trump’s literal home turf. It’s a key position.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

I think it's another instance of Trump (who has no clue) OKing the appointment of someone his people recommended for being accomplished or at least competent and then those people realizing that competence was not the lead characteristic he was looking for.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

not in this case, i don't think. trump has been in court his entire life. i think he cares who oversees the cases that directly involve him and his operations in NYC.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

it's amazing how these loyalist Republicans all become these activist, troubled Democrats after spending 5 minutes in Trump's admin

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

i did enjoy this classic piece of josh marshall idle speculation:

Bill Barr’s profound corruption no longer requires explanation. He is unquestionably the most corrupt Attorney General in American history. It is in the nature of Trumpism however that the corruption and bad acting are so widespread that we are left uncertain just why this particular action took place. Something was and apparently is afoot that required Berman’s immediate removal. We just don’t yet know what it is. There are numerous possibilities. Berman’s office has overseen investigations of numerous Trump associates. Most of the President’s own business dealings would come under the office’s jurisdiction. Perhaps critically, many investigations which have offended foreign potentates friendly to President Trump are also housed in this office.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-remarkable-turn-of-events

for real, i enjoyed that piece of idle speculation, those all seem like strong possibilities, and it's not clear what led to this.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

btw, assuming we get out of this winter with a new president, i think we'll all look back and think how fortunate we were that bill barr didn't arrive on the scene until halfway through the term. if he had been there since the beginning, holy shit

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

oh yes, I think about that a lot

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

Josh the guy donated to Trump's campaign. He was a Trump supporter and he was on the transition team. He wasn't "recommended for being accomplished"

El Tomboto, Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link

I just mean Trump himself has no clue about these people ever. He's totally ignorant. people around him keep lists, and obviously when they showed him the guy and explained he was a big Trump supporter of course Trump said sounds good to me. And then he finds out months down the line that wait, this guy's investigating me! And suddenly he changes his mind.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

I imagine it's like the opening scene in the Godfather where Tom Hagen is telling Vito whom of his friends showed up and what they gave for the wedding

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

I got an application for a by-mail ballot for the NJ primary yesterday, but in order to get one you have to be registered as a Republican or as a Democrat. As a registered independent/unaffiliated person, MY VOTE IS BEING SUPPRESSED!!!!!

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 20 June 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

it's amazing how these loyalist Republicans all become these activist, troubled Democrats

Activists, REALLY?

Not sure they're all Democrats; just say "Biden supporters."

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

I was being sarcastic. that's what Trump calls a loyalist every time he dares oppose him

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

Btw kind of intriguing that one reason the guy in the SDNY was appointed without Senate confirmation was because Gillibrand would not have given him a so-called blue slip. But Lindsey is now saying he would support blue slip support, which gives the Democrats a little more leeway in this specific situation, but also quietly implies that maybe Graham isn't confident of keeping the Senate, so would like to go back to norms that would empower the minority.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

Live from Covidcon 2020:

"I don't support him [Trump]... not exposing [Bill] Gates financing it with Soros. The money going to Wuhan Lab. Fauci, as the leader of the NIH, sending the money to the Wuhan Lab as a biological weapons scientist who has the patent to HIV & that HIV was in the COVID-19." #Tulsa pic.twitter.com/ctEmfMUQ1c

— Andrew Kimmel (@andrewkimmel) June 20, 2020

This man will vote in November (if he lives through the summer).

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

For starters, he's apparently not even adopted.

There is the legal sense of 'adoption', but there is also a less formal sense. Taking someone into your home, caring for and feeding them for seven years would qualify for that less formal sense. But I wonder if Gaetz attempted to exercise parental powers that could only have been assigned to him through formal adoption. If so, that would be fucked up.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

isn't that called a ward and does that make nestor Robin?

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

lol?

JUST IN - 6 members of the Trump campaign advance staff in Tulsa doing logistics for Trump's rally tested positive for COVID, per @carolelee @kwelkernbc @albamonica @kellyo

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) June 20, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

first I've heard of a 666 microchip but it sounds fuckin' sweet, any idea when?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

SIX members

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Oh dear.

One GOP strategist involved in multiple congressional races said that a recent all-staff conference call to touch base on their own races filled them with growing alarm.

"I had a call this week with my entire team,” said the source, who was granted anonymity to honestly discuss their party’s current woes. “It became a 15-minute conversation. Literally every single race we’re involved in, we’re seeing Trump’s numbers dip. And most concerning is the slip with seniors."

That source said if the election were held today, it would be “devastating” for the GOP, who would lose not just the White House but the Senate and likely some House seats as well — even though most of the House map is being fought in districts Trump won that Democrats flipped in 2018. And they warned of a mirror-image result of the 1988 presidential election, when President George H.W. Bush won 40 states in an electoral romp.

“Trump has to get his shit together and his campaign has to get their shit together, or it’s going to be really problematic,” said the strategist. “It would be catastrophic."

Republicans say that Trump is getting blown out with independent voters and continues to drop with female voters, with white women who lack college degrees moving away from him. Some have also seen a concerning erosion with senior citizens as well as gen-X voters.

And Trump has even started to lose some support from his normally rock-solid GOP base. Two separate sources said recent private polls found Trump’s approval rating slipping into the low 80s with Republican voters — still a high figure but considerably lower than the 90-plus numbers he’s posted for most of his presidency.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

Deny hospital beds to anybody affiliated with Trump rally

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

or, alternatively, let them demonstrate their belief in (a) herd immunity or (b) their belief that the virus is a hoax, by licking hospital trashcans.

Kentucky cutting number of polling places for Tuesday’s primary from 3700 to 200

There will be one polling place for 616,000 registered voters in Louisville’s Jefferson County, where half state’s black voters live

This is going to be a disaster https://t.co/Xn61pDqleN

— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) June 19, 2020

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link

A couple of things that leapt out of that Vice piece:

Republicans say there’s still plenty of time to turn things around. Even if Trump loses in November, they think if he improves his numbers enough they can still hold the Senate if enough moderates split their tickets and back Republicans in congressional races.

Good luck with that. (Rachel Bitecofer would like a word about "moderates" and "split tickets.")

“I don’t know what gets us out of this. People are probably just fucking sick of it.”

Exactly. Trump has been Trumping for 3 1/2 years that have felt like 35.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

The Kentucky thing is not what it appears - the state has been pushing for people to vote by mail for weeks, literally blanketing the state with messages about it. They're anticipating massive turnout by mail and very little in-person turnout.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

It’s fucking crazy that the one large indoor event that’s allowed to go on is a pep rally for the President. I know we’ve had some awful presidents but this has got to be the first time one of them is actively trying to get their base killed

frogbs, Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

this is the game plan, they are too low in the polls, so close as many democratic leaning polling places as possible. This is going to play out in state after state.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

You might even say his stupidity and reckless narcissism have killed or endangered as many people as Bush did in 2003-2008.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

“or endangered” doing Herculean amounts of work there.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

I know we’ve had some awful presidents but this has got to be the first time one of them is actively trying to get their base killed

What a loser, he should try harder. Didn't he campaign on shooting his supporters?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link

“or endangered” doing Herculean amounts of work there.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z)

My verbs, like my muscles, have grown since the quarantine started.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

So what kind of pent-up mouth diarrhea does Trump have in store for the nation tonight? He's going to be in full Paul Stanley "people, let me get this off my chest" mode.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link

maybe Trump'll cover 'Tears are Falling' and 'Heaven's on Fire.'

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

Apparently another immigration order is coming tonight

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

He always plays the Hits.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link

Trump's Greatest Dumps

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:38 (four years ago) link

About that...

At the Trump rally, Brian Clothier, 61, is wearing an adult diaper over his pants that reads “Scientists say [farts] spread the virus. I COVID my ass to stop the spread.” pic.twitter.com/2Ljok0vKKe

— robertklemko (@RobertKlemko) June 20, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link

what is it with chuds wearing nappies ffs

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link

the state has been pushing for people to vote by mail for weeks

This should make it even safer to keep polling places open in Dem-leaning / POC-populated areas.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

https://✧✧✧.talkingpointsm✧✧✧.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-1250987984-804x✧✧✧@2✧.j✧✧
Face masks are handed out ahead of President Donald Trump’s campaign rally at the BOK Center on June 20, 2020 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

is this what it appears to be? the people handing out fake masks are not wearing face masks?

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/503715-trump-coronavirus-death-clock-truck-enters-tulsa-ahead-of-rally

"We want everyone who attends Trump's rally to have an opportunity to make an informed choice based on real numbers," Jarecki said.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

Here’s Barr’s letter confirming (1) that *Trump* (not Barr) is firing Berman; and (2) that Deputy U.S. Attorney Audrey Strauss will be the Acting U.S. Attorney—with *no* mention that Barr said last night that Craig Carpenito had been appointed U.S. Attorney under 28 USC § 541(a). pic.twitter.com/0eZI2eiADh

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) June 20, 2020

j., Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

In that letter, Barr says, "I have asked Trump to remove you as of today, and he has done so."

Meanwhile:

President Trump just told reporters at the White House that he's "not involved" with the firing of US Attorney Berman. Trump said it's up to Attorney General Bill Barr

— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) June 20, 2020

jaymc, Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

kind of stuck on what it must be like to live or work with the diaper-wearing guy

i'll bet he gets up to all kinds of hilarious hijinks

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

COVID MY ASS! GET IT?!

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

no

j., Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

Covid My Ass (I Won't Covid)

jaymc, Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

This Berman thing will probably face a legal challenge, ad the right to fire Berman by prez is based on an internal Justice Dept opinion that hasn't been tested legally.

And also cos nobody seems to know who fired him.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

don't worry, if there's anyone who is infected that isn't wearing a mask, they'll be caught by the air-tight temperature scan system upon entry to the-

The barricade gates are opened to enter the cordoned off area of downtown #tulsa for the #trumptulsarally @tulsaworld #trump pic.twitter.com/HSrLa0SeSA

— Mike Simons (@mikesimonsphoto) June 20, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

Now reporting for Battle of Appomattox

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link

Will Trump attempt to clear up the Berman confusion during his rally? Y/N

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

He likes confusion. It often works to his advantage.

the underappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link

attempt lol

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

And by attempt, I mean feel an uncontrollable urge to run his mouth about it any which way his whims lead him

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

Berman out for reals.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link

Yea but Trump says *he* didn't do it

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

The Convocation of the Cletuses seems to be going well

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

that's far from clear last I saw

How it’s done: pic.twitter.com/sqH4kL7W61

— Manolo Sanchez (@NixonValet) June 20, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link

xpost regardless, Berman has stepped down.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

I guess they could all be in the beer line, assuming there is a beer line, but pictures of that Tulsa arena with 40 minutes to go show the place 1/3 full maybe?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

BREAKING: Geoffrey Berman says he will step down as U.S. attorney in Manhattan, in light of Attorney General William Barr's decision to name Berman's deputy, Audrey Strauss, as acting U.S. attorney. [More] https://t.co/vNi4numDkv

— Benjamin Weiser (@BenWeiserNYT) June 20, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

Yeah the photos are Spicer-levels of 'biggest crowd ever!'

Berman's now specifically being replaced by his deputy, who I've seen elsewhere being described as the person who was running all the various Trump investigations anyway, as opposed to who Barr wanted to parachute in, and Berman's statement is hilariously loaded:

pic.twitter.com/X3cLCM0Ehn

— US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) June 20, 2020

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

As others are reporting, looks like attendance here in Tulsa is well below campaign's expectations. Here's the main floor at the arena currently pic.twitter.com/EASfSHL5nN

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) June 20, 2020



Rally programming starting now. Here’s the scene outside. pic.twitter.com/CRnV6b4LfY

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 20, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

There was pre-registration for tickets as a sop to COVID-19 fears, and an online campaign to get people to sign up for multiple tickets and not use them, but heard nothing about it last two weeks, wonder if it has been an under the radar success.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

Trump should get back to basics, do a theatre tour, just 3000 shitheads in a room.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

I hesitate to get excited about dunks like that, as during the Orlando rally he did here a few years ago, the news started sharing those "lol it's EMPTY here" pics, and then by start time, it was full, and they got eviscerated for it.

though, they have already cancelled the outdoor events, so it at least means internally they recognize it ain't what they hoped

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link

Three Politico headlines:

• Fox News poll: Voters say campaign rallies are a bad idea
• Judge denies Trump administration request to block Bolton book
• Biden outraises Trump with $80.8 million in May

And they haven't even posted anything about the Tulsa shitshow yet. The stink of loser is growing stronger...

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link

Lmao this Tulsa rally. They did this to cheer him up. Imagine how isolated he must feel now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:53 (four years ago) link

An Hour Before Trump Rally Scheduled to Begin, Campaign Sends Out Desperate Text: 'There's Still Space!' https://t.co/1jLqy9kOvb via @mediaite #TulsaRally

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) June 20, 2020



Workers are starting to break down the overflow stage, which the Trump camp spent an untold sum to build and which went unused by the president. https://t.co/7TiwRgoX3a

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) June 20, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link

an online campaign to get people to sign up for multiple tickets and not use them

ie datamining and direct marketing merch to chumps fuckwitted enough to volunteer to be data mined, to own the libs

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 20 June 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link

Trump campaign denies smallness of crowds, shares pic as evidence

https://i.ibb.co/KX8nTc2/maxresdefault.jpg

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link

he's totally jackin' it

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link

this guy's about to jack off

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

When in Rome ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link

There are reports coming out that much the way K-pop fans have lately been meme-bombing alt-right assholes into social media oblivion using their (the alt-righties') own hashtags, apparently teenagers were behind a lot of those ticket requests; Steve Schmidt (ex-Romney guy) tweeted, "My 16 year old daughter and her friends in Park City Utah have hundreds of tickets. You have been rolled by America’s teens."

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

This is what a sold out crowd at the BOK arena looks like: https://t.co/tyW4QvVXtw

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

don't they always over-allocate the show because they know trolls are going to do that? people tried to do that in Orlando but they gave out more tickets than seats so it was still full

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

Only 1000 people saw Trump perform in Tulsa, but every one of them formed a band contracted Covid and died.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

Can i just say: lmao

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

is it true, is he increasingly isolated

Clay, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

KPop allies, we see and appreciate your contributions in the fight for justice too 😌

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 21, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

So apparently he's spent the last few minutes doing nothing but talking about the ramp thing.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

tbf, the ramp thing was pretty bogus

the underappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link

A million Soundcloud producers just opened a new Fruity Loops project titled “I STOPPED THE TESTING.”

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link

I stopped the testing
but I did not stop the chloroquine

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link

LOL

j., Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link

Big cheer for his ability to drink water

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link

Tony Fauci always hated me
For what? I dunno.
Every time I have a rally,
He say "Of course I would not go"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:02 (four years ago) link

Josh in Chicago, lulz

Generally speaking when they have lots of tattoos on their face they don’t mean you well

rb (soda), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link

So I guess this guy is still the President eh?

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

sometimes you’ll find yourself in front of an audience that just isn’t energetic or easily won over. don’t let that effect your energy. if the crowd isn’t giving it to you, play to your band! find the energy you need to give a great show in them. remember: this is a great job! https://t.co/YckpYhVp73

— el-p (@therealelp) June 21, 2020

El-P’s bad show commiseration tweets have been excellent

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:37 (four years ago) link

the operators successfully exploited their target's penchant to believe what they already want to hear knowing they'd further inflate already implausible figures, so that the end result is gibberish data & humiliation for all involved. sefton delmer would be proud, @thegrugq! pic.twitter.com/Vb1qJ7skzA

— all the work while crying (@Pasha_Spider) June 21, 2020



It could get even more interesting. There are now 800,000 teenagers who can flag every email and text message from the Trump campaign as spam, triggering spam filters and disrupting communications.

— Andrew Conway (@AndrewConway) June 21, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link

so this is all he's gonna fuckin talk about for the next 3 weeks right

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

since when has Trump ever let one topic marinate over three weeks by itself

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:01 (four years ago) link

next week he'll probably talk about the aliens secretly riding the subway in NYC or chemtrail pizza or w/e

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

oh no are we bringing the grugq into this

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link

I know this will be unpopular but I appreciated him taking the time to clear up what happened when he walked down that ramp, I just rewatched it and he is lightning fast! Also very handsome

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link

he gallops like a winner

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:11 (four years ago) link

since when has Trump ever let one topic marinate over three weeks by itself

inauguration crowd

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link

They’ll schedule another one quick, no reservations and pay people to show up.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:14 (four years ago) link

Maybe bus in an old folks home

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:14 (four years ago) link

Or just have it at that giant retirement village in Florida

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link

^^That'll be his Jonestown.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link

this is not satire

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. pic.twitter.com/0EAGff1Bhb

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) June 21, 2020

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:22 (four years ago) link

ha why does he still look super fucking weird drinking water with one hand?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link

he can't even sit or stand normally

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

He threw the glass because he knew there was no danger of it hitting anyone. #WINNING

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

the drummer from Def Leppard can also do this.

— TwiggyRichardRam666 (@Stinkbal1) June 21, 2020

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

You know what confers strength? Responding endlessly to every criticism or unflattering observation made by anyone anywhere, no matter how trivial. It's the mark of a winner. I mean, did you see how he defiantly drank that water? You know, the thing that any able-bodied human being can do? He sure showed us.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

i love our great leader and his ability to drink water with his singular and now that i think about it quite intimidatingly large hand

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

At least they’re sort of socially distancing?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

lol

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link

I know the whole "I told them to cut back on the testing" thing probably isn't true, but still, what a fucking insane thing to say

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:13 (four years ago) link

it absolutely is true?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

I see @AOC and I are living in his head, and apparently there’s a lot of empty room in there... just like tonight’s half empty Tulsa arena.

— Muriel Bowser (@MurielBowser) June 21, 2020

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

ahahahah sneak peek of Trump's next meltdown

💯 https://t.co/BLmHlxymUc

— Brad Parscale (@parscale) June 21, 2020

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:42 (four years ago) link

beautiful children

j., Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link

wah wah nobody likes me because i'm the most worthless piece of shit to walk the earth wah

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link

^best Ted Nugent alb hands down

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link

Of course it’s true!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

xxxps

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link

Trump campaign, 6pm: lots of people were chased away from the gates by violent protestors!

Trump campaign, 8pm: nobody came bcz they were scared off by reports of violent protestors

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link

Trump campaign, tomorrow: leftist protestors reprogrammed Google Maps so nobody could find the arena

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:53 (four years ago) link

Trump on Monday: I WILL BOMB THE K-POP!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:55 (four years ago) link

leftist protestors reprogrammed Google Maps so nobody could find the arena

true patriots went to Tulas


10 people showed up in Tulsa but 999,990 showed up in Tulas.

Eric Trump to the rescue pic.twitter.com/yS8FIBOSuz

— YS (@NYinLA2121) June 21, 2020

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 21 June 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link

Basking in the warm glow of knowing that either Parscale is getting fired for this (lol I hate him) or Parscale is not getting fired (trump is the problem for the campaign but keeping someone so obviously inept in charge is good too).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 05:23 (four years ago) link

^^

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 21 June 2020 05:36 (four years ago) link

NPR winning the balance war:

Trump Returns To Campaign Trail With A Familiar Message In A Changing World

DJI, Sunday, 21 June 2020 05:45 (four years ago) link

So I guess this guy is still the President eh?

For reals like not being dramatic, I’m sick to my stomach that grown people are ok with this fucking display.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 21 June 2020 06:26 (four years ago) link

I will quite literally never forgive “the adults” for letting this happen

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 21 June 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link

NPR’s pathetically toothless but I’m OK with them highlighting this typical grotesque shit I haven’t really seen bolded elsewhere.

“Trump again played on racist stereotypes and nicknames, labeling the coronavirus the "Chinese virus" to approving laughs from the crowd, and even adding in the phrase "kung flu."

He created a fictional story about life under the left, referencing when a "tough hombre" tries to break into a house and a woman in it, whose husband was away for work, tried to call 911, but the number was no longer working.”

circa1916, Sunday, 21 June 2020 07:15 (four years ago) link

this was taken after the rally tonight

https://i.imgur.com/pxfH1kK.jpg

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 08:00 (four years ago) link

I really just want him to die on the toilet like Elvis. Preferably mid-tweet.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 21 June 2020 08:23 (four years ago) link

remember the hope of "covfefe"

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 21 June 2020 08:33 (four years ago) link

That picture is spectacular xxp

circa1916, Sunday, 21 June 2020 08:56 (four years ago) link

hearing that the million tickets sold was actually a bunch of teens pranking the system.

THough that might be negative if it does mean that people would have booked what were empty seats otherwise.

Hate to think ill of most people but do hope the covid got around yesterday and introduced itself to the non-believers. Might have made some converts.

Stevolende, Sunday, 21 June 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link

There are now 800,000 teenagers who can flag every email and text message from the Trump campaign as spam, triggering spam filters and disrupting communications.

This would be outstanding. It can be devilish to rectify this shit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 June 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link

lol so he actually bragged about supposedly ordering a slowdown in testing, to make the numbers look better? galaxy brain, dawg! keep going!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 June 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

You can't attribute that to K-Pop trolls. All they did was cause Trump's team to overestimate the demand, waste time and money building an outdoor stage, and make excuses to the press. Which, worth it, cos that shit's funny.

But the tickets weren't capped, so anybody who showed up would have gotten in. These troll campaigns happen all the time. Usually the event still fills up.

I bet COVID played a role, kinda hilarious given how his base are the skeptics.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 12:18 (four years ago) link

Yeah when he announced it my first thought was this thing’s going to be 1/3 full

dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 21 June 2020 12:20 (four years ago) link

He's said the test slowdown shit before, just not at a rally.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 13:30 (four years ago) link

touting it as an achievement and taking it on the campaign trail is next-level though

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

I bet COVID played a role, kinda hilarious given how his base are the skeptics.

saw pictures from the rally with more ppl in attendance wearing masks than u would've thought

Mordy, Sunday, 21 June 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

i was hoping they'd all eat each other.

"EY UR WEARIN A MASK, U TRYIN TO DISRESPECT THE PRESIDENT"?

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link

thank god some wore masks and convinced me theyre not all total morans

hey on fathers day i give only unfunny dad joekz

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

They were handing out masks, so maybe they figured, hey, free mask.

Remember, everything this asshole does only gets 35% support, so it makes sense that that would extend to venue capacity. The real red flag is that this was open ticketing, people *travelled* to the event, and they put out a last call for more people. Anyone that wanted to go could go. But one reason or another people did not go, and all of those reasons are bad for Asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link

btw, that picture of dejected sweaty Trump would make a great velvet painting.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link

Republican support from Trump only just recently dipped into the high 80s. These people are the enemy. Their entire worldview needs to be comprehensively crushed. Generations of descendants need to feel so ashamed that they would never admit their ancestors’ support even in court. I mean, I can start to understand the Ghengis Khan mentality of burning the town, riding off a ways, then coming back the next day to see who’s crawled out and taking care of them too.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

The testing thing is going to be in every advert until he says something worse.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

"I'm hearing protesters created COVID in a Jamba Juice"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

can't prove they didn't!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

-Criswell

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

saw pictures from the rally with more ppl in attendance wearing masks than u would've thought

pics please!

in all the pics i saw (in media outlets or just people posting pics on twitter) i was playing a side game of "count the masks", usually not being able to count more than a handful even when there were hundreds of people in the frame

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

I saw one mask and frankly that's more than I would have expected

and they also wore it on their face and not up their butt which was also unexpected

it was a great day

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

btw those gravel teens trying to reserve fake tickets had absolutely zero effect, i have it on good authority:

Wow. @TeamTrump just blasted out this statement from @parscale denying that any TikTok teens/K-Pop stans had an effect on the campaign's actions. pic.twitter.com/sBzDuh0B5J

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) June 21, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

he's right in most regards re: their impact, but this means the other explanations are that his followers are weenies that got scared of a few protesters or they stayed home, scared of COVID

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

The self-flushing toilet keeps on flushing:

@Parscale forgot to put the "I am over 18" checkbox on the Tulsa signup screen so now he has the personal information of a million or so minors. So the Trump campaign is likely in violation of COPPA.... pic.twitter.com/zaFnPhhSfE

— Biden_Brigade (@biden_brigade) June 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

xpost

heh, yeah! he's also, i think, saying that when they previously said they had 1 million ticket requests, that was _after_ taking into account the fake requests. after all, he did say they "constantly weed out the bogus numbers, as we did with tens of thousands at the Tulsa rally, in calculating our possible attendee pool"

if that's the case, then the scary liberal mob managed to reduce attendance from 1 million god-fearing patriots down to a touch over 6000

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link

Imagine being the guy who waited in line for five days realizing he could literally have waltzed in ten minutes before showtime and got a spot 40 feet from Trump.

— Pat Cunnane (@PatCunnane) June 20, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

They already trotted out the "he was joking" defense re: testing slowdown

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

The World's Unfunniest Man Strikes Again!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

obvious point, but the problem with the constant "he was joking" defense is that it's trotted out when he was clearly joking, and it's trotted out when he clearly wasn't joking.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

Every time Trump confesses to horrible crimes and the next day wriggles out by claiming it was a joke, it's time for Sartre's famous quote about Nazis. https://t.co/O0IbTK4LUD pic.twitter.com/4u7orI2A2x

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) June 21, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

XP ^^Also known as "The Zappa Defense".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

lol, now you're just trolling me

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

funny how Trump always used to use the "fake news never shows the crowds" line. well they're showing the crowd now

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

which means now he is the most unfairly treated person

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

...what? i was joking! what?!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

btw, another obvious point but the "what? i was joking! what?!" is a signature bully move

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

🐦[Imagine being the guy who waited in line for five days realizing he could literally have waltzed in ten minutes before showtime and got a spot 40 feet from Trump.
— Pat Cunnane (@PatCunnane) June 20, 2020🕸]🐦


However, the people who do that (start standing in line, or pretend to, days before) get free publicity for themselves and the rally which I think is their actual agenda. CF the folk singing trump teen family.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

My takeaway is that the hardest of the hardcore Trump supporters are people who don't have anyplace important to be, or anyone who might need them, for a half a week at a time.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

eh, i shy away from that takeaway because there are quite a few protesters out right now, protesting for important things, that are unemployed and have plenty of spare time as well

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

but haha yeah, that one guy who showed up 5 days early reaaaaaally has nowhere special to be

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

This is art. pic.twitter.com/ZPJxHu20TV

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

Wonder how long it will be before Trump and Fox start talking about K-Pop Fans like they do Antifa

circa1916, Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

Trump and Biden really ramping up the campaign

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link

lol the biden entrance guitar music

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

ahhhahhaa the best part

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link

in their attempts to inspire enthusiasm for Biden, I find the 'Lincoln Project" YAAAS QUEEN-level stoopid

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link

yeah i experienced a lot of secondhand embarrassment watching that

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

wait that was supposed to be serious!? i thought the whole thing was a vic berge-style goof

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

I will say, the Democrats (who do not plan ahead) should ... start planning, because these Lincoln Project Never Trumpers really know how to troll, and they're whipping these things up and out super fast.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

My takeaway is that the hardest of the hardcore Trump supporters are people who don't have anyplace important to be, or anyone who might need them, for a half a week at a time.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, June 21, 2020 5:21 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well they actively take pleasure from their own "suffering" and self-sacrifice, whether it's real or imagined/exaggerated. So either their business suffered but it's worth it to Defend Our Freedoms, or they risked their families but it's In Service of the Greater Good, or an orgy of self-harm of standing in line in all weather, as if loyalty is an endurance test. Their pseudo-suffering is the point.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

Believe me, I went from evangelicalism to marching band to highland dance--the throughline is the depth of willingness to suffer.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

I do believe you. In a group of so many millions, there will be those who don't fit that profile, but there are plenty who do.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link

Dr Morbius, can you say more about "YAAAS QUEEN" being stupid?

I'm genuinely interested.

the pinefox, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link

it builds character

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

xxxp

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

Okay I want to talk about the TikTok/K-pop stan let’s-troll-Trump operation and specifically about the data gathering aspect of it.

— Claire Ryan (@aetherlev) June 21, 2020

A long thread, but worth reading.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link

you guys I'm p sure that ad's a goof

which isn't mutually exclusive to being "effective"

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

The Lincoln project stuff is truly terrible but I’m not the target market. Go with god.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

I don't think that's a lincoln project thing though...? Not sure but I think they just retweeted it

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

Yeah they just rt’d it

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

Almost everything Nadler's done for the past 1.5 year has been a waste of time, except the 15 minutes it took him to knot that tie... https://t.co/0cgVyIAe9B

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 21, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

oh i didn't realise they were a resistance memes account, i thought they were led by donkeys but for americans.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

court chronicles part 1,562,199,876

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link

So much coverage of this stupid rally. I get the schadenfreude but man the media just loves this guy. Like COVID I look forward to the day when I don’t think about this stupid troll at all for the whole day.

DJI, Monday, 22 June 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

Enemies of the people journalists deserve to get their full measure of satisfaction from kicking Trump while he's down. May they have endless opportunities from now until the week after he is buried. We can all sing along.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link

Rick Wilson and Steve Schmidt should be exiled to a very small island in the south Pacific but I guess it can wait until late November.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link

while i also feel like i'm tired of hearing about this rally, i keep reading about it because watching these predator racist pieces of shit running around, obviously scared af that they're all going to be in jail soon is excellent.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

watching these predator racist pieces of shit running around, obviously scared af that they're all going to be in jail soon is excellent.

watching sad trump sulk from the chopper after the rally had a very "i guess we're not getting out of this alive" vibe from the final ten minutes of a bleak heist movie.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 22 June 2020 07:33 (four years ago) link

The final insult:

Saturday's rally in Tulsa was, on the campaign's own terms, a debacle — a meticulously organized and well-protected event that left thousands of seats unfilled in an arena once sold out by Nickelback.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link

Donald Trump spends 14 minutes at Tulsa rally talking about that time he walked slowly down a ramp

Usually, we would chop up Mr Trump’s monologue into a few short, easily digestible quotes, because that is how the news generally works. Politician delivers borderline incoherent stream of consciousness; reporter picks out the important bits; you get to move on with your life.

In this case, however, I thought it was worth transcribing Mr Trump’s entire monologue, because breaking it up would rob it of its full effect.

I present to you, without further comment, the most powerful man on the planet talking about that time people filmed him walking slowly down a ramp. Enjoy.

Oh, and while I’ve tried to capture tone and inflection as best I can here, I would also encourage you to watch the full excerpt from Mr Trump’s speech. You’ll find it in the video player at the top of the page. It is ... quite something.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link

I get it, but also, fuck this guy and spending any more time thinking about his stupid shit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:33 (four years ago) link

check out this incoherent blather! there’s a lot of it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:38 (four years ago) link

After five years of pretending to you this gas giant of narcissism contained in a thin balloon of hate was in any way sane or coherent, we have decided to occasionally not pretend this.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:49 (four years ago) link

I feel pretty optimistic when I see Asshole pathetically pandering to his core base like that - gives him false reassurance, while he cements 30% and baffles 70% of the country.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link

and I spotted a few yawns during the clips

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link

he is his only audience.

that said he has better chops than some I witnessed in NYC comedy clubs circa 1990 (not sayin much)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

I’m being baked. I’m being baked like a cake! I said, ‘General, there’s no way I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass, general. I have no railing.’ True. It’s true!

rb (soda), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

^ July thread title

rb (soda), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

"that is how the news generally works. Politician delivers borderline incoherent stream of consciousness; reporter picks out the important bits"

funny, this is not actually a common characteristic of politicians, both the decent ones and the absolute ghouls. though it does describe the only two people who might be president this time next year.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

note that from the outlet, it's probably a specific assigned day-to-day task for him to deceive the public about the competence and honesty of George Christensen or Peter Dutton or Barnaby Joyce

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

derp, i didn't even click on the link, didn't realize it was Australian.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

The writer's name is Sam Clench, so he's either Australian or a Fox News weekend anchor.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link

a name too Dickensian for Dickens

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link

The political arms of the Murdoch press in Australia are not especially subtle about being a marketing project for the LNP.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

There was some other Aussie journalist who made a blip a few months/years ago by attending a Trump press conference and writing some piece afterward describing how insane and stream of conscious it actually was, and how shocked she was that American journalist shaped it into something approaching coherence.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

He's spending the morning on Twitter going all-in against Vote By Mail.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

at first the levels of DARVO behavior with Asshole were shocking, and now i'm completely unsurprised by it.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

Also-not to keep harping on the non-turnout in Tulsa, but such tight framing in these pics!

THE SILENT MAJORITY IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! #MAGA pic.twitter.com/AoIcroQUQd

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 21, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

have we considered LORI HENDRY's counterpoint?

1 million Americans requested tickets to the Trump rally in Tulsa. This is the largest request in political history.

President Trump's support is at an all time high.

— LORI HENDRY (@Lrihendry) June 21, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

all this focus on the rally is pathetic and not just from the Trump side tbh

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

President Trump's support is at an all time high.

No worries about him getting re-elected then. Job done!

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

I wish British TV would stop inviting crackpot Trump supporters onto our screens and interviewing them like they're anything other than worthless scumbags. I don't want to have to look at these arseholes, let alone listen to their garbage.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

all this focus on the rally is pathetic and not just from the Trump side tbh

imagine it to be a tv show that everyone watched

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link

did you see the super bowl? yeah, me neither. sure is annoying how everyone talks about it though

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's just a high profile season premiere that people are now dissecting.

I wish everyone would stop inviting these assholes anywhere, but you know when the Trump circus leaves town all these shitheads are just going to linger, doling out coy behind the scenes stories while being rolled out as experts on What Happened. And that's not even including America's Top Asshole, who will continue to tweet and fart at full volume until he is dead. His kids, they might be a different story. No one really wants to talk to DJT2.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

I don't see the Trump brood making many waves after pops gets his saggy ass chucked onto the front lawn. They're very low energy, a total snooze. Sad!

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

They're the Jeb!s of the Trump clan.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link

Simon H. otm. I'm all for haranguing Trump until he has a stroke, but do it for shit that matters like the Berman firing, not water glasses and ramp stumbles.

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link

I'm all for haranguing Trump until he has a stroke, but do it for shit that matters like the Berman firing, not water glasses and ramp stumbles.

What matters is the stroke, not how it's induced.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

That's the thing though, stuff like the Berman firing doesn't bother him in the least. It's clearly the shit like the water and the ramp that gets under his skin and eats at him, day after day after day. Yes, it's absolutely stupid and shouldn't get any attention at all, but if him tweeting in a tantrum about his ability to walk keeps him from signing a terrible executive order, I feel like its still a win.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

yeah i thought the ramp stuff was silly and dumb when people were pointing it out at first but... i like how much it got to him

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

He feels pride, not shame, about firing upstanding public servants who are investigating his crimes; he cannot be harangued about that.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

xp

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

BradNelson otm.

It's not that rally attendance matters in the grand scheme of things - it's that it matters to him. It's always been his point of pride.

I personally don't give even the slightest fuck about how he drinks, stands, or walks - but it clearly matters to him. Playing to his weakness (fragile ego, constant butthurtness, tiny hands, etc.) may turn out to be an adequate substitute for having an unequivocally strong opponent.

Of course, the "increasingly isolated" storyline is old and boring, but his totally reactive whiny mode (soooo unfaaaaair) indicates that he's losing. He's not controlling the narrative; it's controlling him. And that is, on its own, hilarious.

How many presidential candidates have felt it necessary to PROVE that they are able to drink water like a big boy?

SQUIRM, SHITBAG

that's kinda how i break it down to an extent

j., Monday, 22 June 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link

his totally reactive whiny mode (soooo unfaaaaair) indicates that he's losing. He's not controlling the narrative; it's controlling him. And that is, on its own, hilarious.

How many presidential candidates have felt it necessary to PROVE that they are able to drink water like a big boy?

Exactly. And the reason to keep hammering away at this shit is that for a significant number of his cultists, being on Team Trump is being on The Winning Team, and they won't stick around if the stink of loserdom gets too strong. They won't vote for Biden, but they'll be discouraged from voting for Trump in November. The failed Tulsa rally is a major, important harbinger of doom to come.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

Let’s think positive thoughts, in the future we will be spared his tweets as he won’t be allowed his phone in jail

I am using your worlds, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

Ol' donny trump, jam, wriggle etc ah! nevertheless

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

Bananaman, that is understood. But why not let people have a glimmer of hope?

all this focus on the rally is pathetic and not just from the Trump side tbh

I get where this is coming from but it's not the media that's obsessed with crowd sizes & "the silent majority" and the cult of personality that surrounds Trump; it's literally the only thing that matters to him. He spent weeks bragging about how big this rally was gonna be and how it was effectively the start of his 2020 campaign. It is the first massive indoor event to take place in the US in 3 months and it's coming just as cases are reaching all time highs in the South. The fact that the event was a total failure seems pretty significant actually? Like, either it's a big sign that even deep red states are not following the leader when it comes to the pandemic or a sign that Trump's popularity really has slipped. Not only that but if their campaign data has been corrupted by thousands of rude teens that also feels like kind of a story. Plus you've got the contents of his speech, particularly the part where he admits to trying to pull back on testing, admitting point blank that re-election is more important than American lives, and the fact that in the midst of a pandemic and massive civil unrest his main talking point seems to be about him walking down a ramp, all of it is just fucking insane

frogbs, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

Other people don't even have to clown on him that hard, is the thing. He'll gladly spend twenty minutes painting a detailed portrait of himself to his base as a brittle fogey in a bafflingly-inept attempt to offset passing suggestions that he might be a brittle fogey. Once you prime that pump, it pretty much runs itself.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

Someone: Donald Trump is thin skinned.
Donald Trump: Please sit down for half an hour and pule about how thick my skin is because that is a thing that non-thin skinned people do.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

'and LISTEN TO ME pule' etc, you geddit

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

There is no way he's devoted a second of thought to stuff like Berman. He doesn't even know who Berman is. There are schemers in charge of that sort of thing, appointing judges and the like. Asshole is totally superficial, so the way you get under his skin is the superficial stuff. That's what bugs him and takes up his time. It's all about him (duh), not boring government stuff. He is his audience, they were made in his image.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

Remember when he went on national television to say that his hands are not small, and that no one except Lil' Marco Rubio has ever suggested that his hands are small? (Except a nationally distributed satirical magazine that Trump repeatedly lashed out at for suggesting that he had short fingers, which is technically a different thing.)

Of course MAGAnauts will continue to see this as counterpunching, a sign of strength. To the rest of humanity it reinforces "THE WAAAAH HOUSE" memeage.

Exactly. And the reason to keep hammering away at this shit is that for a significant number of his cultists, being on Team Trump is being on The Winning Team, and they won't stick around if the stink of loserdom gets too strong.

I've always likened Trump's hardcore support as being like fans of a sports team, it's really got nothing to do with policy or being right or wrong. The folks who love Tom Brady and think he's God's gift to football are the same people who would hate his guts if he was playing for a different team. They have no mixed feelings about benefitting from a clearly wrong call. It's all about winning, and more importantly, making the people you don't like sad. It's got nothing to do with making their own lives better.

frogbs, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

There is no way he's devoted a second of thought to stuff like Berman. He doesn't even know who Berman is

He was questioned about Berman before the weekend and literally was like "I don't now that's something Barr's all up in"

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

Which is his trained response. But regardless there is so way he has the attention span to keep track of this sort of minutia. I don't think any president can, but this introspection-free Asshole in particular lives for the moment like a lazy house cat.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

xxp - that's not just Trump's hardcore support. See: rehabilitation of Rick Wilson, Steve Schmidt, most Bush-era neocons except for lolBolton

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

For a silent majority these fuckers sure can't seem to ever shut up

silent majority is neither

Which is his trained response. But regardless there is so way he has the attention span to keep track of this sort of minutia. I don't think any president can, but this introspection-free Asshole in particular lives for the moment like a lazy house cat.

oh yeah definitely, it's exactly that

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 22 June 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

Plus you've got the contents of his speech, particularly the part where he admits to trying to pull back on testing, admitting point blank that re-election is more important than American lives,

ok I watched him saying this about testing and it actually...sounded like he was joking? Granted it's monumentally stupid for a President to make statements like that which are hard to determine if they're a joke or not, as he's done time and time again if we are to believe the rest of his previous "jokes" were jokes (I don't).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 22 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

I'd like to hear an interviewer ask him "have you considered that you might be really bad at comedy?"

Irritable Baal (WmC), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link

it's not a joke because he's been saying the same thing for weeks in clearly non-joke contexts

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

Less is more, Donnie. Just stand there and let us look at your incredibly stupid face. Yuks galore.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link

He isn't bad at comedy though.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link

i agree that in the context of the rally, it seemed like a joke. he knew it would get a laugh, so he said it.

but he also said this in an interview earlier today:

Asked Monday whether he had indeed directed officials to slow down testing, Trump paused.

“If it did slow down — frankly, I think we’re way ahead of ourselves, if you want to know the truth,” he then said. “We’ve done too good of a job. … The reason we have more cases is because we do more testing.”

and that's been his stance from day one, iirc. at first it was kind of shocking, like so dumb and wrong that no one could believe that was his opinion. he must know that doing more tests is worth it because it helps to identify sick people and help them, right?! he can't actually be more concerned with just how he is judged, right?! oh wait...

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

I wouldn't call him a comedian so much as an entertainer. It is an integral part of his grift. It combines with his bullying to keep people off balance.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

To complete the thought, the third leg of his grift is constant lying.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

i like the weird shoulder twist he does when he thinks he's said something good or important. very childlike

mookieproof, Monday, 22 June 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

i think there's a fourth leg - immense unearned personal wealth

because i know a few people who are lying bullies who some people think are funny or entertaining. somehow they manage to stay isolated and don't damage the world at large, and i think one reason for that is they don't have billions of dollars

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

how many penises are you giving this dude

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

This article was sad and insane but mostly sad:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/we-dont-see-color-trump-rallygoers-explain-black-lives-matter-protests-to-their-children/2020/06/21/79ee890c-b40c-11ea-a510-55bf26485c93_story.html

He said he once believed the Confederate flag represented slavery, though his thinking has evolved.

“I have since learned a lot of other variations of the history,” he said. “I think that it’s allowed for people to have their own interpretations from their family and their experience.”

He said his son, who is home-schooled, demanded to come to the rally with his father from their home in Albuquerque, specifically to see the Black Lives Matter protests. Joshua wore a shirt reading “LGBT” with a drawing of the Statue of Liberty above the letter L, a rifle above the letter G, a glass full of beer above the letter B and a picture of Trump, in full-throat, above the letter T.
“But Joshua’s going to have to form his own opinions,” Brown said. “In our family, we use our brains.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/7CHFIRFTMMI6VGFVE6NGI6NB4Q.jpg&w=916

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

like the weird shoulder twist he does when he thinks he's said something good or important. very childlike

I think it's more like a sleeping dog that hears his owner scoop its food.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

ya good point re: always been his stance. They can say he was joking at the rally and know that no journalist will be able to press further on the issue.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Trump, in full-throat

um

Worst Celeb Sex Tape

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

wow, that's some nightmare fuel there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

how many penises are you giving this dude

it's way more complicated than you'd think.

https://i.imgur.com/xcxXOOG.jpg

he has two main penises, one in the front, one in the back. but each one is split like a hot dog octopus

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

When I was a child, we called them spiderdogs

i arrived at the split hot dog via a search for "dual faucets", saw some weird shit along the way

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

Did Jeff Sharlet's new Vanity Fair piece get posted already?

Such is the intimacy of Trumpism: innuendo and intimation, the wink and the revelation. Jones gets it. To demonstrate, he pops up his Trump mask, bends over, and begins sniffing the wet blacktop like a hound. “Creepy Joe!” cries another supporter. Jones bounces up and beams. It’s his imitation of Joe Biden, on the trail of young boys to molest. Biden as child sniffer is a popular right-wing meme, but it’s not really Biden himself who matters. They know Joe is one among many. “Demons,” says Jones, speaking of the Democratic Party leadership in general. “Not even human.” Which is why it will take the Great White Hope, chosen by God, to confront them.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/inside-the-cult-of-trump-his-rallies-are-church-and-he-is-the-gospel

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 22 June 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link

The Vanity Fair piece was posted, yes, and despite the amped-up level of weirdness (lent extra weirdness by the photos)... I'm also thinking:

How different is it from the thousands of "Cletus safari" folsky-diner pieces? I feel like we've gotten a lot of information about "what makes Trump voters tick?"

What I want to know is how to make them stop existing, or (failing that) how to neutralize them as a cultural and political force, forever. Perhaps persuade them to enter some sort of dome-bubble and just stay there?

They need to be shamed and humiliated.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

I feel like we've gotten a lot of information about "what makes Trump voters tick?"

otm

These rally-goers are mostly the same slice of Trump's base that proudly and defiantly adopted the "deplorables" label in 2016. Figuring them out isn't all that hard; they are delighted to howl their beliefs at the journalists who attend the rallies. The mere fact that Trump is the person they have raised up to lead them, whose every word and action they lavishly dote upon, is what you might call a big clue. They love these Trump rallies for reasons similar to why protestors at recent demonstrations against racism feel heartened; it makes them feel part of a strong movement, instead of isolated and outcast. It is up to us to cast them back out.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link

I didn’t see that as a Cletus Safari explainer as much as just Grand Guignol. That’s why you hire Bruce Gilden!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

Imagine going through life without a powerful figure to help focus the chaotic evil that's driven you since birth. Just imagine how sad and lonely you would have felt, knowing under more fortuitous circumstances that you might burden not only those around you but perhaps everyone on earth. Just imagine.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 June 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

^think that helps explain why they were so giddy that he "won" and why there is such a cult, unlike most other politicians' followers: he validated their entire fucked-up, pathetic, moronic existence.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 22 June 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

So weird that they can't recognize he absolutely despises them.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 June 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

he loves the poorly educated

frogbs, Monday, 22 June 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

His supporters in that VF piece seem further off the rails than they did in 2016 though. It's gone from "Build the wall" and "Lock her up" as dog whistles for racists and misogynists to his core supporters now all talking about spiritual warfare and using their Q decoder rings to unlock secret messages that prove that all democrats will burn in a lake of fire for eternity.

BrianB, Monday, 22 June 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

The Reformation was a terrible mistake.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

I don't hesitate to call what's happening spiritual warfare, but not for the reason the Asshole's followers might call it so.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

They are as much gullibles as deplorables, so once you've got them together in a mass, all you have to do is feed some kind of garbage conspiracy theory into their information stream and it'll spread rapidly. Because they trust each other and no one else, they will swallow the worst kind of nonsense as long as it appears to be coming from others within the cult.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

tbf VF knew what kind of a piece it wanted and went out and got it; it wasn't some wide-eyed 'let's go see what trump voters are actually like' thing

mookieproof, Monday, 22 June 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

Every decade gets the Jim Rose Circus it deserves.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link

As repugnant and grotesque as the Asshole cult is, I can't help but feel that you would get similar shots if you fired a flash point blank at people attending a Biden rally and then processed it for maximum grime and grit. The reader is invited to leer, to find signs of stupidity or poor health choices or low class in their faces, in a magazine nakedly called Vanity Fair for fuck's sake. What they're saying and the slogans they're wearing absolutely should be judged, but the photography is an unsubtle freakshow designed to render these people less than human. I abhor their views and I wish death on Asshole like I have never felt for anyone else, but that's crossing a line for me.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link

Biden rally - more liver spots, less meth acne

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

Sure, mookieproof, but am not 100% sure we needed yet more flavors of "Trump supporters are deluded whackaloons" to get the message that they're deluded whackaloons.

Like, I was pretty sure they were deluded whackaloons four years ago. Piling up additional instances of their deluded whackaloonery is just gilding the trumpoid lily at this point.

Oh, so there's a new WAY in which they're deluded and whack as fuck? Intriguing. But I still have to go cook dinner now.

As much as I used to think similarly, MatthewK, after living in close proximity to many of these people for a few years, I don't give a shit how they're portrayed. They're members of a racist honky death cult and can fucking rot.

I will concede that yes, that position hasn't changed since 2016, so the article is rather superfluous.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

A good example of Trump Derangement Syndrome I kept seeing this weekend was how they kept responding to tweets about Trump's poor rally attendance with photos of "the Biden rally" with people sitting in socially distant circles marked out on the floor.

Whenever anyone would rightly point out (with actual evidence, no less!) that the photos weren't from a rally, but rather from a press event for which he specifically only invited a handful of local officials, voters and reporters, they quickly devolved into the "THAT'S WHAT THE MSM WANTS YOU TO THINK BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A RALLY OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND ONLY 11 PEOPLE SHOWED UP" bullshit, over and over again.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

hard agree with MatthewK

the eternal shame and humiliation to be visited on Republicans needs to spring directly from a comprehensive rejection of the MAGA worldview (such as it is). the elite press taking lurid, condescending photos is neither here nor there

by the way can we just call them ‘Republicans’ instead of ‘Trumpers’ or whatever? let’s call it what it is. he’s a Republican president. they give him high 80s approval. people like Lamar Alexander bent over backwards to help him carry out his agenda and never said boo during this reign of racist terror. fuck all of them. every last Republican should be ashamed of this sorry episode and begging forgiveness until the day they die.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

will parscale survive the week y/n

mookieproof, Monday, 22 June 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

He'd have gone on Sunday if Trump knew anyone else to hire.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

Kid Rock is awaiting the call.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link

tbf VF knew what kind of a piece it wanted and went out and got it; it wasn't some wide-eyed 'let's go see what trump voters are actually like' thing

― mookieproof, Monday, June 22, 2020 9:23 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Idk if you're familiar with the author but I respect him a lot; he's also the author of the books about The Family and C Street that developed into the Netflix series. I don't think VF could tell him "Go make rally-goers look crazy" and he would be nonchalant about it.

I think it's a great piece. I've been having similar thoughts for years about the Sovereign Citizens' beliefs--that they're not distinguishable from a belief in magical spells & incantations. Sharlet gets evangelicals.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 22 June 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

Like, I was pretty sure they were deluded whackaloons four years ago. Piling up additional instances of their deluded whackaloonery is just gilding the trumpoid lily at this point.

Oh, so there's a new WAY in which they're deluded and whack as fuck? Intriguing. But I still have to go cook dinner now.

yeah I stopped reading that VF piece after 3rd paragraph or so. "oh this shit again..."

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 22 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

"all for haranguing Trump until he has a stroke"

magical thinking is ineffective, it seems

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

Watch the clip. She was hired to fight with the press. When the press shows up to be fought with, it helps complete the logic of the appointment.

Alternative: Suspend normal relations with the Trump government. Quit the access game entirely and shift to outside-in reporting. https://t.co/zO79nXQJ47

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) June 22, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

these people do not think that term is racist. they don't think lots of things are racist. they are absolute, literalist dumbasses and if it's not in a white hood carrying a noose, they won't call it racist, ever. THis is also why they deny that 'structural racism' is a thing. they believe only individuals can be racist and that racism is defined in extremely narrow and literal terms. Why do they think this? because they are racists.

akm, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link

A megachurch is hosting Trump's rally on Tuesday in Phoenix. These two con-men falsely claim they've installed a system which kills 99.9% of COVID-19.

Arizona's Coronavirus numbers are surging. Madness...pic.twitter.com/6mgM8BLhO9

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 22, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

man those guys are dangerous

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:15 (four years ago) link

Anyone having to do with a megachurch is dangerous tbf, but yeah, those guys are dangerous and evil

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:23 (four years ago) link

Electric Sun Desert MAGA Festival

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link

Trump increasingly preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health

The early June meeting in the Cabinet Room was intended as a general update on President Trump’s reelection campaign, but the president had other topics on his mind.

Trump had taken a cognitive screening test as part of his 2018 physical, and now, more than two years later, he brought up the 10-minute exam. He waxed on about how he’d dazzled the proctors with his stellar performance, according to two people familiar with his comments. He walked the room of about two dozen White House and reelection officials through some of the questions he said he’d aced, such as being able to repeat five words in order.

At the time, the Montreal Cognitive Assessment — which includes animal pictures and other simple queries aimed at detecting mild cognitive impairment such as dementia — was intended to quell questions about Trump’s mental fitness. But in recalling it, Trump said he thought presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden would never be able to pass it and suggested challenging him to take the test, said the people familiar with Trump’s comments, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to share private details.

...

Another sign of Trump’s unease came Saturday night in Tulsa, when the president devoted more than 14 minutes to regaling a campaign rally crowd with the tale of “the ramp and the water.” Eager to dismiss questions about his fitness after he struggled with a glass of water and walked unsteadily down a ramp following his June 13 commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, Trump offered a revisionist history.

The ramp on that sunny day, Trump asserted, was as slippery as “an ice-skating rink.” But he “ran down” it nonetheless, he claimed, despite video evidence showing him shuffling down the incline haltingly. As for the water, Trump said, he used two hands to drink because he didn’t want to spill on his expensive silk tie.

“Anyway, that’s a long story, but here’s the story,” the president said, finally winding down. “I’ve lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point.”

He had previously obsessed about the episode to aides in private and during a Wall Street Journal interview, when he brought the incident up unprompted and offered to produce the leather-bottom shoes he had been wearing that day, which he said were “not good” for ramps.

“In the middle of the worst economy in a century and with more than a hundred thousand Americans dead this guy is primarily concerned with not looking weak,” said Sen. Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii), referring to the death toll from the coronavirus pandemic. “And his endless, bottomless insecurity was onstage, in three dimensions, during that storytelling moment, for everyone to see. I’ve seen a lot of crazy things in the last four years but that display of juvenile behavior and self-regard will go in the Trump time capsule.”

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

Clean Air EXP, another fine Rio-Jenesis product

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

loooooool xpost w/crut, it's sad because it's true

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link

Arizona’s Republican Senator is proposing a $4k per person vacation tax credit. Gotta make sure to spread the COVID to whatever ski resort she favors I guess?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link

^she's still down in the polls. AZ could have 2 Dem Senators soon...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

yeah, this will help

Looks what’s going on here. Where are the protesters? Was this man arrested? https://t.co/2E1UbU5vNN

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 23, 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 02:41 (four years ago) link

Will Anybody Think of Whitey?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link

“I’ve lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point.”

july thread title

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 02:50 (four years ago) link

the only solution is for biden and trump to do an academic decathlon like in billy madison

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:00 (four years ago) link

I'll take Business Ethics, Jack

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:01 (four years ago) link

“I’ve lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point.”

Underrated REM lyrics I have loved...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:33 (four years ago) link

Parscale OUT

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:34 (four years ago) link

Trump definitely told someone to tell someone to tell him he's fired, right?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

three hours ago: Parscale can't be fired because he's paying Eric's wife and Don's mistress $180,000 a year in stolen campaign funds

one hour ago: Parscale might fall on his sword, Kushner might be removed from running the campaign

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link

Haha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link

I don’t know if any of that is true, but yes, I believe all of that and it is true

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link

Where are the protesters?

who is supposed to be protesting and wtf are they supposed to be protesting?? god they're all such simpletons.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 04:40 (four years ago) link

Xxxp The 2 Arizona church hucksters look like an impro turn they need to add the jokes into.
Hope they prayed the vid away.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 07:35 (four years ago) link

thank the lord for science

Ste, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 08:06 (four years ago) link

This is the water and this is the ramp
Drink full and descend

https://i.imgur.com/YpsEMr4.jpg

umsworth (emsworth), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link

Asked on June 23 whether he was kidding about slowing coronavirus testing to lower the number of cases, President Trump said, “I don’t kid.”

Let's see Kayleigh McEnany talk her way out of this one! Oh wait...

Irritable Baal (WmC), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

6 hours pass

"the president was completely joking when he said 'i don't kid', everyone but the fake news media can see that"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

Hmm, I wonder what the man who believes in nothing actually meant when a series of word-like sounds escaped from his face anus.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

facnus?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

one of my favorite peter saville designs

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

Follow up to Power, Corruption and Lies.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

Currently cracking myself up pronouncing face anus as "fosha noo."

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

pro-tip: you don't need to engage with him on the "i was joking" stuff. you just let normie PACs run that clip in every advert from now until november.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

Honestly though, the point about why someone would be joking about an increasingly lethal pandemic is a reasonable one to make

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

Oh, it's because he's a psychopath who doesn't care about a single non-Donald Trump human life, is why. In case that wasn't clear, people of earth.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

Clear to me, but I see no reason not to make his toadies explain that

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

Looks like Parscale is stepping down to count his money.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

one of the plethora of come-to-jesus moments trump is forcing on america should be the discontinuation of the phrase "I was joking"

it is a useless, bullshit cop out every time. the user presumes it should be taken as "you misunderstood me" and it always actually means either "I presented my argument poorly/ignorantly" and/or "I refuse to take responsibility for the things i say"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

it's also a signature technique of abusive people

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

Looks like Parscale is stepping down to count his money.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 23, 2020 1:49 PM

source?

Irritable Baal (WmC), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link

Republicans sent John Cornyn out to troll @SenKamalaHarris while she explained in detail why their bill is a transparent effort to derail actual police reform. It did not go well. pic.twitter.com/gFn5JddH8g

— Chris Harris (@chris_p_harris) June 23, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

Looking forward to voting against this fucker

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

lol

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

i can't believe he had to do a dramatic pause in order to give himself enough time to come up with that gotcha attempt

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

That expression is what a goat fucker looks like.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

harris: your criticisms of the process are pointless because your own majority leader has already said that republicans won't participate in good faith on police reform

cornyn: .....but we should be on tv, where americans can see us

harris: we are on tv. and the senate judiciary committee hearings are on tv.

cornyn: .....im fuckn a goat

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

Hmm, I thought I saw reports that Parscale is out. Maybe not? But if he's not, I saw some report that Jared and Ivanka are also mad at him, which means they are throwing him under the bus for the sake of their own access, since there were also reports Trump was mad at Jared.

Anyway, fuck all these horrible assholes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

no thanks

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEj31jwtL8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

Can't wait to hear how much of tonight's rally ends up devoted to clearing up all the Fake News about Saturday's rally.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link

wonder if the 99.9% effective coronavirus technology will get a mention

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

it's cute when Republicans try to get all sciencey

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

they only get sciencey when it's seen as compatible with god, or inspired by or even directly created through god

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:26 (four years ago) link

You can tell it's honest because it boasts 99.9% effectiveness. If they had said 100%, then I would have been a little suspicious.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

the appropriate "ivory" rule

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

AP call! Dems just chose their nominee in #VA05, it'll be @DrCameronWebb.

This is a GOP-held seat but the GOP incumbent was ousted at a "drive-thru convention", in part for officiating a same-sex wedding. So Webb will face @GoodForCongress, who used to work at Liberty Univ.

— Taniel (@Taniel) June 23, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:56 (four years ago) link

This is a potentially big blow to Meadows: I suspect the president doesn't like his endorsed candidates to lose by 30%+. Next time Meadows/Freedom Caucus ask Trump to endorse a friend, wonder how much sway they'll have. https://t.co/nR5biicd7m

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) June 24, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link

madison cawthorn is 24 years old:

https://i.imgur.com/YN4shkm.png

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

Mathaniel Cawthorn

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

from the deepfake wing of the party

remy bean, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 02:27 (four years ago) link

My man is running for a seat in western NC and the first sentence of the Key Issues page of his website mentions AOC (and Pelosi).

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

keepin' them north carolina borders safe

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq9XvpPqzU

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link

eliot engel . . . cya

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 03:44 (four years ago) link

That Harris clip is good!

Will she be the VP candidate?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

Yeah, NY results are looking pretty good so far.

Night of the Living Crustheads (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

Do we have Kentucky yet?

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link

What elections are these?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

Dem primary to run against Mitch. McGrath (MOR) or Booker (more progressive). Could be a case, a la Iowa, where the leftier person winning the primary costs the Dems the election, but I don't know how things stand in KY. McGrath (who now that she has a challenger is not passing progressive purity tests) seems to be slightly in the lead right now.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link

Ppl have been saying McGrath sucks for a long time.

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but they would have voted for her and they clearly have been raising money for her.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link

Politico story about grumpy black voters in a rich Detroit suburb

I think these people are wrong; I think Trump's alienated enough white voters, and riled up enough people, that he's gonna lose. Especially since he barely won in the first place. But I'm curious what others think of this piece.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link

hahaha I'm about to write about that one

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

Most of their comments are 100% otm.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

Comments otm, but scans so anecdotal and desperate for portent that it might as well be about sailors sighting a mermaid on the Detroit River. imo.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, "Trump gonna win" is a unbeatable rebuttal to any argument, but the bigger picture story they're telling has nothing to do with Trump winning or losing.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

Exactly.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

Looks like Michael Flynn's case has been ordered dismissed in appeals.

An appeals court has ordered Judge Emmet Sullivan to dismiss Michael Flynn’s case, a surprise conclusion in a long-running political fight. Via @kpolantz

— erica orden (@eorden) June 24, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link

Is it really that big a fucking surprise?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link

They should put him on the campaign trail ASAP!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

God, that Detroit article.

Night of the Living Crustheads (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link

I think these people are wrong; I think Trump's alienated enough white voters, and riled up enough people, that he's gonna lose. Especially since he barely won in the first place. But I'm curious what others think of this piece.

they're definitely right that Biden won't inspire anybody and that picking Kamala would be pure pandering (though lol @ picking Michelle Obama) though I do think they underestimate just how motivated people are to get Trump out of office

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

agree with yr assessment frogbs

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link

Now whether that motivation will actually get him out of office is another story, but the motivation is there.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

*strolls into political discussion at suburban detroit cookout*

Biden's up by 14 in the first NYT poll, do we have thoughts

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

like I understand that people are still shellshocked about 2016 and the fact that Trump has even 35% approval when he's so obviously a racist idiot who doesn't give a shit about America or the lives of American people but he's still deeply unpopular, everything he does is unpopular, it'll take even more of a fluke for him to win now than it did in 2020, especially since there's no "c'mon, this moron can't seriously win this" factor this time around

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

The Detroit article was obviously a fishing expedition:

"I asked Johnny Thomas what he does for a living. “I’m retired,” he said, looking straight ahead. Then he glanced around the table. “I was a commander with the Detroit Police Department.”"

Dan I., Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

you underestimate the power of gerrymandering and other forms of voter suppression, methinks.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

*strolls into political discussion at suburban detroit cookout*

Biden's up by 14 in the first NYT poll, do we have thoughts


Literally the best pollster in the country in 2018 fwiw. They’re releasing battleground state polling tomorrow.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

yeah that's the thing I'm worried about, Trump is absolutely going to try to fuck with the vote-by-mail process in the most blatant way possible

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

we should get Hillary to endorse Trump = kiss of death

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

I'll be flabbergasted if he wins a second term. Everything is against him and the one thing he could crow about, the economy (which wasn't that great to begin with) is sure to be even further in the shitter by the time Nov comes around. Biden is up beyond the margin of error in too many of the critical states. It's fucking over for Trump. I just expect four months of scabrous and insane bullshit while he attempts every possible thing imaginable to boost his numbers.

akm, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link

I really don't know what world you all are living in but it's not mine

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

DJP otm. I wish I could feel as certain as some of you, but history has not been kind and we see no end to the amount of fuckery these Repubs will get up to to keep their gravy train of grift rolling along.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link

It's not over till it's over – a lot can happen in the next 131 days.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

i would feel confident in a Trump defeat if i had any faith that he wouldn't be pulling every single possible lever of suppression and conspiracy-mongering and using DOJ as his personal litigator

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

The most reassuring data is not those polls but the real world enthusiasm and turn out in every single election since Nov. 2016, which has remained high and loud.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

Hmm, I wonder what the Game Genie Party's chances of winning this fall's game of Contra are.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

my concern is not that most people won't intend to vote for Biden but that enough will somehow be prevented from doing so

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

for me the most reassuring thing is that there are basically no swing voters any more while simultaneously is historically unpopular among likely voters.

the worrying thing is suppression and, especially, the fact that we probably won't know the result on election night because of covid postal voting which is an opportunity like no other for a "rigged!" narrative to become mainstream (not like among Q people, but among general low info voters).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

covid postal voting

I know, I know, it's serious

when cow-tipping, always tip your cows at least 30 percent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

yeah 4 months is a long time especially in Trumpworld where major scandals materialize and turn into "Trump + GOP corrupt so what" within a couple of days and everyone forgets about it a week later, BUT the major stories of the last few months which are really hurting Trump right now are the pandemic, civil unrest, and massive unemployment, none of which have really gone away or gotten any better. he can't control the narrative anymore, just tweeting insane shit about Burisma and OBAMAGATE isn't gonna work the way it did for "emails!" in 2016, things are legitimately shitty right now and by the end of summer we may be facing travel bans ON US because our handling of the pandemic was so bad. Trump's path to victory at this point would involve progress on all these fronts AND more electoral college magic, plus massive voter suppression. now all this may happen, Biden is by no means a lock, but I will point out that Hillary had nowhere near this big a lead & it still took everything breaking for Trump for him to pull off a victory.

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

So the Madison crowd last night: knocked over the statue of an abolitionist immigrant who died fighting for the union, a statue commemorating women's suffrage and beat up a 60 year old state senator and left him lying on the ground.https://t.co/ZAQqZySAUe

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) June 24, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

right xp.

when was the last time you heard about hunter biden? all the *gates trump can come up and magical russiagate thinking are not going to have any effect in the face of actual news that affects individual voters, which is what we've been pandemic, an economic catastrophe, and extremely popular protest movement, and a strongly held public opinion about trump's performance on all of these.

also social distancing helps because it reduces the opportunity for biden gaffes (he is absolutely not up to the job of campaigning).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

"we've been pandemic"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

by the end of summer we may be facing travel bans ON US

The EU already has banned American travel and that looks set to continue in July when we'll be permitting travel again from other countries that seem to be managing better, including China.

Joey Corona (Euler), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

So what the hell happened in Madison? Bad actors taking advantage of legit protests to cause mayhem? Twitter chatter seems to be placing the blame on "overzealous BLM protests" but, uh, that sounds deeply suspect given the statues that were targeted.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

you underestimate the power of gerrymandering and other forms of voter suppression, methinks.

I on the other hand think you're overestimating the efficacy of voter suppression. In every primary or midterm where it's been suspected that the vote will be fucked with or constricted in some way, there's been a corresponding flood-tide of turnout, overwhelming attempts at suppression. And that's before the Big Game. If you think a trick that hasn't worked once yet is gonna work the eighth time, well, pull the blankets back over your head and have a good long cry.

People hate Donald Trump. The day they get a chance to finally and irrevocably express that hate is gonna be a national holiday, declared or not. We're gonna see presidential election turnout that hasn't been seen since the 1950s.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

Nearly three-fifths of voters disapprove of Mr. Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic, including majorities of white voters and men. Self-described moderate voters disapproved of Mr. Trump on the coronavirus by a margin of more than two to one.

Most of the country is also rejecting Mr. Trump’s call to reopen the economy as quickly as possible, even at the cost of exposing people to greater health risks. By a 21-point margin, voters said the federal government should prioritize containing the coronavirus, even if it hurts the economy, a view that aligns them with Mr. Biden.

Just a third of voters said the government should focus on restarting the economy even if that entails greater public-health risks.

That debate could become the central focus of the campaign in the coming weeks, as coronavirus outbreaks grow rapidly in a number of Republican-led states that have resisted the strict lockdown measures imposed in the spring by Democratic states like New York and California.

The public also does not share Mr. Trump’s resistance to mask wearing. The president has declined to don a mask in nearly all public appearances, even as top health officials in his administration have urged Americans to do so as a precaution against spreading the coronavirus. In the poll, 54 percent of people said they always wear a mask when they expect to be in proximity to other people, while another 22 percent said they usually wear a mask.

Just 22 percent said they rarely or never wear a mask.

Mr. Trump’s job approval on race relations was just as dismal. Sixty-one percent of voters said they disapproved of Mr. Trump’s handling of race, versus 33 percent who said they approved. By a similar margin, voters said they disapproved of his response to the protests after the death of Mr. Floyd.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/24/us/politics/trump-biden-poll-nyt-upshot-siena-college.html

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

This is innaresting:

Significantly, one group that saw Mr. Biden as far more than just acceptable was black voters. Fifty-six percent of black respondents in the poll said they saw Mr. Biden very favorably, a far more enthusiastic judgment than from any other constituency.

The limited passion for Mr. Biden among other Democratic constituencies does not appear to be affecting his position against Mr. Trump. Though only 13 percent of people under 30 said they had a very favorable opinion of the former vice president, that group is backing Mr. Biden over Mr. Trump by 34 percentage points.

Nicholas Angelos, a 20-year-old voter in Bloomington, Ind., who said he supported Senator Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primaries, said he would vote for Mr. Biden as the “lesser of two evils.” He said he believed the former vice president would “try his best,” in contrast to Mr. Trump, whom he described as “an autocrat” and “anti-science.”

“We all have to compromise,” said Mr. Angelos, who described himself as very liberal. He added of Mr. Biden, “I don’t think he’s anything special.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

In the poll, 54 percent of people said they always wear a mask when they expect to be in proximity to other people, while another 22 percent said they usually wear a mask.

Just 22 percent said they rarely or never wear a mask.

would really love to see the state-by-state breakdown of this

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

Nicholas Angelos gets it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link

Democrats ask for the Sergeant at Arms to remove Gohmert from the hearing room because he refuses to stop banging on a table pic.twitter.com/PY3x4yWcYn

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

Put him in a basket with a cobra and a chimp and throw them in the Potomac.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

So what the hell happened in Madison? Bad actors taking advantage of legit protests to cause mayhem? Twitter chatter seems to be placing the blame on "overzealous BLM protests" but, uh, that sounds deeply suspect given the statues that were targeted.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, June 24, 2020 11:29 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This presumes that they were targeting specific statues on deeply informed historical grounds, rather than indiscriminately tearing down relics of a society that has failed them.

jaymc, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

Fair enough, it's hard to tell via the articles I've read and esp tweets that are all too eager to throw the blame everywhere.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

I'm all for tearing down monuments to Confederate shitbags and the like but if I'm reading you correctly, "indiscriminately tearing down relics of a society that has failed them" sounds like some real bending over backwards.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

xp

^^^
This dovetails with the Detroit article and then you can add on top of the racism a capitalism that has pretty much devolved to straight up leaving the morlocks to drown and this is what you are going to get.

Night of the Living Crustheads (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

Obviously, all this arguing about whether Trump will win or not is just the usual political palaver, because we all desperately want to move on to the voting and the result, but there are months yet to run before the payoff.

In the meantime, I might suggest that turning one's attention away from our forlorn presidential race to notice your own state and local politics might be a more fruitful pursuit atm. Reigning in the police is wholly a local issue and the iron is very hot and is about more ready to be pounded into a better, more useful shape than it has been in decades.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

i just saw the future

October 20, 2020 Trump: - and now they’re asking me for MORE money for USPS? when they’re working with the democrats to commit voter fraud with the phony mail-in ballots? this has to stop. the american people demand it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

I might feel more sanguine about voter turnout if we weren't in the middle of mishandling a pandemic that makes gathering together more dangerous than usual. I'd also feel more sanguine about people turning on Donald Trump if I believed people were actually turning on him; I predict he will lose few of the votes he got in 2016 because even the people who are hypercritical of him that are popping up in news reports are still indicating that they plan to vote for him again. There seems to be this prevailing idea of "now that people know, they will do the right thing" which, as far as I can tell, has no actual bearing in how people behave.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

So what the hell happened in Madison?

The important thing to understand "the Madison crowd" referred to by Chris Hayes is a lot of different crowds of varying sizes. The people giving speeches to thousands at the Capitol are not the same as the people who robbed stores three weeks ago (non-political opportunists) who are in turn not the same as the people who took down statues (mostly-white mostly-dude militant leftists who like to fuck shit up on general theoretical grounds) There are people who will declare that coming into a restaurant with a baseball bat and a megaphone (this guy was a dude but not white, fwiw) saying "I've got a fucking bat," and asking diners through their megaphone to Venmo him for protest funds is inseparable from the struggle and is just part of the necessary process of "bringing the war home" to white liberals. I get the argument, I just think it's wrong.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

anyone catching this Donald Ayer testimony in the House Judiciary Committee hearing? he is bringing it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

jackson lee, before that, too. teed it up for ayer nicely

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

xp Or that beating the shit out of a guy for recording on his phone is a necessary precaution. Come on. It really doesn't matter that the guy turned out to be a liberal State Senator. He wasn't doing Nazi shit or trying to run somebody over.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

ugh, John Elias is _not_ bringing it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

And at the same time I am highly conscious that there are .. FORCES .. which cause us to be talking about the Clockwork Orange dipshits kicking old guys in the stomach and not about the people in cars who actually DID try to run over protesters earlier in the day.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

btw did you all talk about this already: https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/06/kentucky-the-day-after

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

the necessary process of "bringing the war home" to white liberals. I get the argument, I just think it's wrong.

Their essential wrongness is that "war" cannot be waged by individuals or tiny groups. War is a tool that can only be wielded for and by large aggregates of people. This how the Irish Republican Army differed from the Symbionese Liberation Army, and that's why ISIS has far more political legitimacy than some dude with a baseball bat extorting money from restaurant patrons. That dude skipped all the hard part.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

btw did you all talk about this already: https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/06/kentucky-the-day-after

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, June 24, 2020

It's a good post. I limit the number of LGM writing I post these days.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

Obviously, all this arguing about whether Trump will win or not is just the usual political palaver, because we all desperately want to move on to the voting and the result, but there are months yet to run before the payoff.

In the meantime, I might suggest that turning one's attention away from our forlorn presidential race to notice your own state and local politics might be a more fruitful pursuit atm. Reigning in the police is wholly a local issue and the iron is very hot and is about more ready to be pounded into a better, more useful shape than it has been in decades.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, June 24, 2020 1:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know i'm a shiny-national-thing poll-watcher on this thread, but please see SB 51: the California politics thread and the other local politics threads.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

Thanks eephus, was generally trying to get a better handle on it outside of the typical news reports. My Twitter feed was pretty good in terms of folks in the midst of things in Seattle, Minneapolis, NYC and Chicago, but not so much Madison so it's been harder to piece things together. Appreciate the thorough rundown!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

if this is the republican plan for election year during a pandemic then i feel good

Rep. Debbie Mucarsel-Powell (D-Fla.) just chastised Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) for not wearing a mask during Judiciary hearing. Jordan responds: “The unmasking this committee should be concerned about is the unmasking that took place at the end of the Obama administration.”

— Felicia Sonmez (@feliciasonmez) June 24, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

I would feel better if most people weren't absolute fucking morons

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

What does that even.... I don't... who cares.

TREASON! The obvious treason that we don't even need to mention because it's so obvious the treason that Obama committed daily.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

xp fair, but i'm going to steal a bunch of postal votes too to make sure

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

I'm not gonna lie, I'm impressed by these people's ability to set aside all normal human responses and just stay on message no matter what question is ostensibly at hand

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

"How do you like the Yankees' chances in a short season?"
"Not as much as I like staying Christian in the face of the AOC/Pelosi mob's demands to ban my faith!"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

"Did you want to add fries to that?"
"Well, the only fries we should be concerned about right now are those fried in the depths of Obama's treasonous relationship with Bursima by getting Hunter Biden a job building 5G towers in Wuhan."

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

I would feel better if most people weren't absolute fucking morons

evergreen quote

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

my favorite example of setting aside normal human responses and staying on message (and look at this smug, moronic fucker think he's checkmating scott pelley)

“[These] are the White House talking points emailed to the Congress this week.” — great work by @ScottPelley for this masterclass in preparation + persistence as he tries to get McCarthy to identify the Trump defense against impeachment pic.twitter.com/1AV4zmEF11

— jd durkin (@jiveDurkey) September 30, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

these people should face legal repercussions and open constant derision from the public and the press

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:14 (four years ago) link

democrats doing a zoom convention

Democrats announced Wednesday that Joe Biden will forgo big crowds, chaotic floor votes and much of the pomp of a traditional political convention when he accepts his party’s nomination over four nights of nationally televised celebrations in Milwaukee in August.

The decision to shift gears and shrink attendance, abandoning the city’s basketball arena for a nearby convention hall, is intended to reduce the spread of the novel coronavirus and establish a clear contrast with President Trump, who wants a large and raucous event with thousands of cheering supporters to celebrate his nomination.

“The thing that I believe more than anything is that Donald Trump needs the roar of a crowd to feel he is in charge,” Democratic convention CEO Joe Solmonese said. “And Joe Biden was born to be in charge.”

Democrats are asking the nearly 5,000 voting delegates to participate in Biden’s nomination from home, removing the core audience from the convention hall. The number of media allowed to attend the event in person, 20,000 in a typical year, is also expected to fall dramatically. Official reception parties for delegates, the press and volunteers have been canceled, and all the official business of the convention, including votes on the party’s platform and the nominees, will be handled remotely.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

good

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

Butbutbutbut don't you SEE?

The left was okay with BLM protests! So the left are hypocrites! So therefore your point is, uh, invalid, or, um...

when cow-tipping, always tip your cows at least 30 percent (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 23:05 (four years ago) link

Did we discuss gohmert banging on his desk and throwing a tantrum today

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link

I think there’s a decent chance things get bad enough that even the GOP convention goes virtual. Imagine how isolated he will feel.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link

increasingly

j., Wednesday, 24 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

XPS

JUST IN: WILD CONGRESS MOMENT --

Gohmert refuses to stop banging on desk as Donald Ayer goes over time limit.

Nadler & Johnson fail to get Gohmert to stop. Johnson asks if sergeant-at-arms could be brought in.

Doug Collins jumps in, insults Nadler. https://t.co/N9VxER8uUx pic.twitter.com/yFu5fs0QfK

— The Hill (@thehill) June 24, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

eephus thanks for your take on Madison, I generally agree esp. with "tearing down the relics of a society that has failed them"

sleeve, Thursday, 25 June 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link

What has women’s suffrage done for us anyway.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link

funny you should ask
http://www.foundsf.org/index.php?title=Suffrage_and_Spiritualism

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link

If it's just suffrage for white women, big meh to any hand-wringing.

The original was for the 1893 Columbian exhibition, and a "pamphlet for the event said the female figure was standing at the prow of a boat surging through the water."

Sounds pretty colonial to me but y'know

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link

What has women’s suffrage done for us anyway.

― Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, June 24, 2020

sharpest Janet Jackson song imo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

“dozens” of secret service agents in quarantine because of Tulsa rally, per CNN

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

Just another evening on Fox News, with Laura Ingraham and Lara Logan chatting about race war...

Fox Nation host warns that protesters are trying to start a "race war" pic.twitter.com/P1Euz61ilJ

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) June 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link

The 20th Amendment is cancelled.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link

The 20th Amendment is cancelled.


Whoops I fucked that up.

(19th Amendment). But what the hell, let’s bring back March inaugurations!

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link

“Everyone should just wear a damn mask, like you guys are, like I am right now,” Rubio said as he left a GOP lunch where Vice President Mike Pence gave a coronavirus update, according to CNN.

every once in a while, the guy is right

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link

ok, but everyone who's sentient has been saying wear a mask

I'm continually astonished by the number of people on the street who don't care enough to wear one though

Dan S, Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

This angry Florida woman argued today against the mask mandate, while bringing up the devil, 5G, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, "the pedophiles" and the deep state.

Enjoy... pic.twitter.com/yqKUZNQYLQ

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 24, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:23 (four years ago) link

saw a video of another view of her and other crazy commenters. insane

Dan S, Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link

i prefer the LA "fuck you i yield my time" guys

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

That Florida woman sounds exactly like Cecily Strong’s “girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party” on SNL.

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link

didn't think 'masks' would be a lightning rod. I don't get it, thought people would care enough about each other to wear one

Dan S, Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link

surprise! many don't.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 25 June 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link

of all of the weirdnesses of this lockdown the idea that people really don't care about each other only about themselves has been the most dispiriting

Dan S, Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link

Childish "you can't tell me what to do" + paranoid conspiracy theorism + US education system

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

i think a lot of people are also probably pretty psychologically traumatized right now in ways they don't understand/realize and it causes them to act out?

j., Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

jeez, she's completely nuts and not much of an outlier

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:41 (four years ago) link

And this lady with how the mask mandate “throws God’s wonderful breathing system out the door”.
(So I guess when she needs a ventilator she’ll decline one because you know, it may interfere with “God’s wonderful breathing system.”) pic.twitter.com/M78hIbnlDi

— De (8•24) (@HummBaby40) June 24, 2020


"god's wonderful breathing system"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:48 (four years ago) link

there were others at the meeting as bad

Dan S, Thursday, 25 June 2020 04:55 (four years ago) link

An underappreciated moment

Florida woman "I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear, things gotta breathe" pic.twitter.com/ww1EiZDP99

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) June 24, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 05:09 (four years ago) link

That Florida woman sounds exactly like Cecily Strong’s “girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party” on SNL.

― Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson),

First thing I thought of too. "Read a book, Seth!"

nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2020 05:18 (four years ago) link

I'm seeing comment from people I know on Facebook about states shutting down again meaning their travel plans have had to be scuppered.

Stevolende, Thursday, 25 June 2020 07:41 (four years ago) link

Which states? (and where were they travelling from?)

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 25 June 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link

The new nyt state polling.

Joe Biden opens up a considerable 9 point lead across the battleground states likeliest to decide the presidency
MI: Biden+11
WI: Biden+11
PA: Biden+10
NC: Biden+9
AZ: Biden+7
FL: Biden+6https://t.co/OTskdebCrM

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) June 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

wau

Mr. Trump’s once-commanding advantage among white voters has nearly vanished, a development that would all but preclude the president’s re-election. Mr. Biden now has a 21-point lead among white college graduates, and the president is losing among white voters in the three Northern battleground states — not by much, but he won them by nearly 10 points in 2016.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

This is gobsmacking remembering how things stood in 2014:

A majority of voters, 63 percent, say they would rather back a presidential candidate who focuses on the cause of protests, even when the protests go too far

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link

With a little more than four months to go until the election, there is still time for the president’s political standing to recover, just as it did on so many occasions four years ago.

This statement, and all the variations on it that appear in every campaign-related piece, makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Donald Trump has never had even the barest majority of the American public on his side. In FiveThirtyEight's tracker, his highest approval rating ever was 45.8%. If his "political standing" were to "recover," what would that look like?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

Seriously. Once again he's so anomalous that he even makes a 4-year term seem like an overpowered oversight by the founders, since they never envisioned someone so shitty (and enabled by so many shitheads) you wished they'd have to answer to voters again after, like, a month.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link

It's the economy. I've muttered this before but I've said this over the past few years: if the economy was doing well, he'd likely be reelected. There's a whole swath of people -- and yeah, pretty white overall -- for whom that's all that matters, not in some sort of Ayn Rand sense, just in a 'well I'm doing fine, I don't care' sense. That's been blown out of the water so comprehensively it's very much still being processed. All businesses are adjusting one way or another, the complexities of what that means is still playing out, and Trump's response is now found consistently wanting; even the market's not buying it any more. Add to that the events of the last five weeks, and there you go.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

that sounds about right to me. america is very much on its "i got mine" surfboard and this guy keep chumming the water. it only took a once in a generation epidemic, but the money is starting to recognize conclusively that a less out of control demagogue is more likely to maintain a white supremacist, top-heavy, classist patriarchy for longer.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

This statement, and all the variations on it that appear in every campaign-related piece, makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Donald Trump has never had even the barest majority of the American public on his side. In FiveThirtyEight's tracker, his highest approval rating ever was 45.8%. If his "political standing" were to "recover," what would that look like?

between voter suppression, the electoral college, and outright cheating, you can absolutely win with 45.8%

Trump's problem is that he has no margin for error, think of all the shit that had to break his way to win in 2016. I don't think any of those factors are in play this time around. He's losing some of his soft support from 2016 and gaining basically no one. He can't vote on people hate-voting against Biden the way they did against Hillary. And nobody is going to give a shit about Hunter Biden while there's a pandemic raging on. On the contrary, I think his numbers could drop even further, as the European countries that got hit hard in Jan/Feb start to return to normalcy as the US enters its 5th cycle of locking down and reopening way too early

frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

i wouldn’t be surprised if his support among racist racists who love being racist has skyrocketed, and there never seems to be a shortage of people meeting that description

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

He was already the racist racists' candidate in 2016, though. They all voted for him then.

when cow-tipping, always tip your cows at least 30 percent (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

I can't tell if the absence of Hunter Biden horseshit for the last few months is because a) pandemic distraction b) they realized it just doesn't stick c) they're saving some kind of fake-ass Hunter Biden "revelation" for an October Surprise

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

xp yeah he got 100% of that demographic in 2016

frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

Like, I mean I agree that racists' support for Trump has, in fact, skyrocketed. He keeps throwing them giant gobbets of red meat. But no matter how strongly they feel, they still (mostly) only get to vote once.

Sure, I don't deny that there is a whole factory for making more racists (called the USA) but I am not certain that new racists are being created at the rate Trump will need to offset other demographic trends.

when cow-tipping, always tip your cows at least 30 percent (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

A different/actual human being could possibly pull out all the stops and attempt a hail mary act of contrition over the next several months in order to shore up the necessary support to pull out a win. Like someone whose engines didn't run purely on high-octane grievance, maybe.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link

Unfortunately, the doubling down we're likely to see through November is likely to hurt more than just his chances of reelection.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link

I am not certain that new racists are being created at the rate Trump will need to offset other demographic trends.

I mean, look at the support for the protests. This development astonishes me considering the history of protest in this country. I don't doubt the current occupant of the Oval Office has contributed to its success.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

A different/actual human being could possibly pull out all the stops and attempt a hail mary act of contrition

Not without losing some MAGAnauts, though. They would see contrition as weakness, and contrary to the Trump brand. Anything he does to expand past his current base risks alienating diehards.

But I also agree with OL in this regard:

Unfortunately, the doubling down we're likely to see through November is likely to hurt more than just his chances of reelection.

Like, if you're just a horse-race junkie who wants him to lose, you root for him to become ever more insane and ever more unelectable. But there are human costs because his politics is a politics designed to harm the downtrodden. And it is working. So fuck him forever.

when cow-tipping, always tip your cows at least 30 percent (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

Anything he does to expand past his current base risks alienating diehards.

He's already losing cult members - in that swing state article they mention that his approval among Republicans is down to the mid 80s when it was in the upper 90s only a few months ago. I think even more are going to peel away as the stink of loser becomes more pungent. This will begin the inevitable transition into the post-Trump era, where no one will admit to ever having voted for him and years' worth of footage of politicians publicly licking his nuts will be labeled deepfakes.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link

Trump's chances in 2020 pretty much hinge entirely on Bill Barr and how much he's able to cheat. which is why the Dems need to start the impeachment process on Barr yesterday

frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

and earn lucrative commentator gigs on MSNBC.

xpost

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

with 79% reporting, booker is now up over mcgrath in KY, 43.5% to 40.0

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

between voter suppression, the electoral college, and outright cheating, you can absolutely win with 45.8%

One of the biggest differences between 2016 and 2020 is that back then, 100 years ago, there was a hubristic attitude of "he can't win." And now that's been tampered down a little to a more modest "he's much less likely to win again." Because when you only have two candidates, and one of them is already the president then of course his chances are pretty good, no matter his support.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

how does booker poll against mconnell?

akm, Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

No one is beating McConnell

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

According to 538 there’s one McConnell booker poll: 52/38.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

if McConnell loses, so does Trump.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

while the reverse isn't trure

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

yeah, whoever wins is going to face a huge uphill fight. the biggest issue: trump is still way up over biden in kentucky, generally by +15 or +20. for some crazy reason, it seems like most of the great people of the state of kentucky support donald trump during this time of "racial tensions"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

Booker is the only out-of-state politician I have ever donated to, seriously rooting for him and yeah it's uphill but so is everything

sleeve, Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

Absolutely worth donating. Everything that diverts National gop money more thinly across more senate races is good, and strong senate tickets are good for statehouse and DA and congressional races. McConnell is not going to lose though.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

imo the most effective political ad this year will be some version of this:

https://i.imgur.com/OOvO8kG.png

just refresh the data every couple days, bear witness to the ramifications of voting for an idiot

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link

i'm all done voting for Dem veterans

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 June 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

those dips are all the weekends right?

frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

yeah - wish i could find the 7-day average of that chart that everyone keeps posting, but when i look for the original source i can only find daily and 3-days.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

if McConnell loses, Trump crashes so hard they'll need a backhoe to reach his remains

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 25 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

Get a look at this asshole. I mean, just look at him.

The White House assigned to Michael Pack, the new CEO of the U.S. Agency for Global Media, an advisor who had little experience with the group that Pack was being asked to run. https://t.co/jzcBcO87Cp

— CNBC Politics (@CNBCPolitics) June 25, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

TBF, appointing someone with no experience is a step up from appointing someone who exists to oppose the role he's being appointed to.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

I meant just look at them, his face. I want to punch him.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

I cannot wait for the day she leaves office

Speaker Pelosi rules out impeaching Attorney General Bill Barr: "Let's solve our problems by going to the polls." pic.twitter.com/CCYJu4mE4d

— The Recount (@therecount) June 25, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

yeah. whatever political instinct she used to have, she's outlived them.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

You mean the polls that Attorney General Bill Barr will almost certainly do everything within and beyond the power of his office to fuck with? Sounds grate, Nance!

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

How'd the last impeachment go

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

It went fine—the president was impeached for history, his lawbreaking went on the public record, and he further exhibited his obstructionism. Nobody thought he would actually be removed from office.

Not impeaching Barr is an abdication of their duty.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link

no one thinks the impeachment would be successful. didn't last time, either. doesn't mean there's no reason to do it.

but on balance, yes, i think it would be a bad idea to do a second impeachment right now. however, pelosi has plenty of space to make a point about barr's corruption without actually impeaching.

for example, she could simply state the plain truth that everyone outside of fox news sees: barr is the most corrupt AG in the history of this country, and the only reason he's still in power is because everyone knows the senate republicans won't hold him accountable. she can powerfully make that point, because that's what happened with trump's impeachment. he "won", technically, but anyone with eyes to see knows what happened there.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

xp

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

i guess i would be a bad politician, because my instincts would be to say stuff like "clearly donald trump is guilty. clearly AG barr is guilty. the entire republican party is guilty of not holding them accountable."

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

Are you a bad enough dude to then go play softball with these people you badmouthed?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link

or, one last spin on it. everyone knows that pelosi and democrats are in a tough position with impeachment and this administration. it's not some sort of dirty secret - in fact, it's imperative that they say why this is the case, loud and clear

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link

I sympathize with their complaints but this rowdy threatening behavior solves nothing. The way to make their voices heard is at the ballot box. https://t.co/cGHNOZF5Q9

— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) June 24, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link

The President of the United States is not a civilian. Anyone who is in close proximity to him, including staff, guests, and press are tested for COVID-19 and confirmed to be negative,” White House spokesman Judd Deere said in a statement.

personally I think we've always made exceptions for the president, the office requires travel and it's a little unreasonable to expect he goes into quarantine every time he enters a new state, plus he's constantly being tested. Regardless, claiming he's not a civilian seems like their most explicit assertion of dictatorship to date....?

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/06/24/president-trump-wont-follow-new-jersey-quarantine-mandate-during-upcoming-trip-white-house-says/

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

regardless of his title, he doesn't have to play by the rules. for example, he can go straight from his covid19 party in arizona to new jersey this week, without having to follow the rule that you have quarantine for 14 days if you came from a covid19 party. especially when you threw that party

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

well we've known that for years, but a white house statement claiming the president is not a civilan...

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

implicit in that I guess is that he's part of the military

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link

he's one of the big beautiful generals

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

he's more of a philosopher king

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

Texhnically, the president is the commander in chief of the armed forces, as well as the chief law enforcement officer, and head diplomat.

This one, it should be noted, is also an enormous suppurating asshole.

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link

xp but he's a *civilian* commander in chief! It's a fundamental, distinctive feature of the presidency

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

that's what makes the military (indirectly) answerable to the electorate

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link

she thought it was the noun version of civil.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

tom cotton: 'dc doesn't deserve to be a state because it's not as well-rounded as wyoming'

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

he's more of a philosopher king

"Those who lack courage will always find a philosophy to justify it." -- Albert Camus

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2013

pomenitul, Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

I feel like this is somehow bigger than nascar banning the confederate flag

“In this moment in history, we can’t be silent.” pic.twitter.com/YF4ndJSpa0

— Alabama Football (@AlabamaFTBL) June 25, 2020

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

I always thought Wyoming was kind of rectangular. Cotton clearly doesn't know his geography.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

come off it

🚨 FOX NEWS POLL 🚨
FL: Biden 49, Trump 40
GA: Biden 47, Trump 45
NC: Biden 47, Trump 45
TX: Biden 45, Trump 44

— Ashley Moir (@ashleymoirDC) June 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link

Texas! I want to believe

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

when do the OANN polls come out

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

on the one hand, the rapidly deteriorating situation in texas makes the field dates of this poll an unusually bad time for a poll from trump's POV.

on the other hand, tomorrow will be a worse time because of the rapidly deteriorating situation in texas.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

Maybe the most deranged rant I've ever heard on Fox News pic.twitter.com/ghKxa5Pr0Z

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 26, 2020

L.O.L.

j., Friday, 26 June 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

"CNN contributors"

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 26 June 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link

College athletes standing up to their programs and coaches is heartening.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 26 June 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link

I'm not ready to find out that Nick Saban isn't a complete monster, though.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 26 June 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link

Tucker Carlson is truly a horrendous shitheel

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 04:53 (four years ago) link

The guy licks Hitler's anus in his dreams

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:15 (four years ago) link

"He's gonna be your president because some people don't love me, maybe" -- Trump sure sounds resigned to losing to Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/UQTrzJVSXR

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

they're scared

frogbs, Friday, 26 June 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

they should be scared, they all deserve to fucking die

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

Here's the transcript of Trump's response when he was asked what are his top priorities for a second term. pic.twitter.com/XKMawRiXFs

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 26, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

"Attempts to reach The Gap Band for comment were unsuccessful."

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:39 (four years ago) link

Setting aside he doesn’t have a plan to get things through the senate, is biden on the record about D.C. statehood?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

"You don't have to kill people" for July thread title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

"I don't wanna be nice or un-nice" in the middle of a rant about how your opponent lacks eloquence is some uniquely trumpian shit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

Self-XP...or "because some people don't love me, maybe" or "I don't wanna be nice or un-nice".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link

back to that carlson video which i regretfully watched: his point is that if you charge people with terrorism, they are de facto terrorists, so why don't you charge them with terrorism mister president? nothing means anything wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

"spend an hour on google and try to find a single leader in the history of the world who stayed in power after failing to quell a rebellion - you can't."

hmm

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

They're more concerned with arresting and charging people for doing things to statues than they are with cops who kill living breathing black people.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

or a lot of other things.

the chyron at the bottom of fucker's commentary is "the people expect a people to respond to a crisis". i saw that last night, without viewing the clip, and thought it might be about covid19, since carlson somehow gained a measure of respect among fox watchers for taking covid19 20% seriously at the beginning, instead of the 0 to 2% rate his fox peers started and ended at

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

"the people expect a president to respond to a crisis"

jfc

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

They're more concerned with arresting and charging people for doing things to statues than they are with cops who kill living breathing black people.

This isn't actually a surprise, is it?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link

maybe if we keep watching tucker carlson clips, he'll advocate for labeling the cops who terrorize black people as domestic terrorists

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

*stern rectangle fascist tucker face taking up 85% of camera frame*

once we do that, people will stop treating cops with respect, because no one - not even republicans - likes domestic terrorists.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link

Self-sabotage: a master class at Trump University

Funniest line:

An outside Trump adviser acknowledged that some recent decisions may turn off some voters but said they should cast their ballot based on Trump’s entire record, not just select policies.

Yeah, and...

But a Republican who speaks to Trump said the president is right to push more conservative policies that could lead his base to turn out in November because he was never going to garner significant support from Asian Americans, Hispanics and Black people. “It’s a pipe dream,” the person said. “The way to win is turnout.”

I wonder if the person quoted actually omitted the word "white," or if the reporter generously did it for him.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

I feel like I'm going insane every time any republican trots out the "Biden doesn't have the mental acuity to be president" line when their own standard-bearer has a brain comprised entirely of wet napkins.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

find a single leader in the history of the world who stayed in power after failing to quell a rebellion

George Wallace? (returned to power)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

George III, George VI, Mountbatten, Churchill, Macmillan, Eden, Elisabeth II

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

God bless the Mad Puffin

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

Palpatine

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

I'm so stoked the House bill names us as "Washington, Douglass Commonwealth" instead of the lame "New Columbia" moniker the DC Statehood Commission came up with back in 2016 or whenever.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

Apparently the Corona Task Force pressers are starting up again?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

I feel like I'm going insane every time any republican trots out the "Biden doesn't have the mental acuity to be president" line when their own standard-bearer has a brain comprised entirely of wet napkins.

accuse your opponent of being/doing what you are/do. John Kerry was an awful soldier yanno. Hilary was corrupt and should have been jailed.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

speaking of TLP, Steve Schmidt started Friday happy hour early:

Mike Pence will pray. He believes in the power of prayer not so much as a means to commune with Providence but rather to advance his political agenda. He believes prayer is a “cure” to homosexuality because he believes Gay Americans are less than. He Prays for no deaths in the

— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) June 26, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 June 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

he tears shit up in that thread

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 June 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

dang, he really did!

it's a great thread (except he ends it with the word "architect" as a verb, ivanka style)

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

The thread I see ends with the word "loved." I hate Twitter and its stupid thread thing so much.

DJI, Friday, 26 June 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

i stopped at "he's a political whore" you aren't missing much

carin' (map), Friday, 26 June 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

re: that self-sabotage article, i was surprised to see yesterday's filing to repeal obamacare in an election year during a pandemic not mentioned.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 June 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

"except he ends it with the word "architect" as a verb, ivanka style" I have no idea what ivanka has to do with this phrasing, but 'architect' can be a verb.

akm, Friday, 26 June 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

It sure can, but it is frowned upon

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

it's a big ask and you might get summonsed

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 June 2020 00:48 (four years ago) link

Today in dark comedy, an anti-government extremist is forming a task force to combat anti-government extremists.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/william-barr-task-force-anti-government-extremists-antifa-boogaloo/2020/06/26/138f424e-b7bf-11ea-a510-55bf26485c93_story.html

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link

The extremism is coming from inside the house

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link

"Antifa Boogaloo" is underrated Alvin Cash jam.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link

The fuck ... ?

A Russian military spy unit offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants to attack coalition forces in Afghanistan, including U.S. and British troops, in a striking escalation of the Kremlin’s hostility toward the United States, American intelligence has found.
The Russian operation, first reported by the New York Times, has generated an intense debate within the Trump administration about how best to respond to a troubling new tactic by a nation that most U.S. officials regard as a potential foe but that President Trump has frequently embraced as a friend, said the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive intelligence matter.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link

link?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

Charlie Savage does it agan.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

link?

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, June 27, 2020 3:20 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/26/us/politics/russia-afghanistan-bounties.html

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

I'll paste the whole thing, because if accurate this may be the most beyond the pale thing vis a vis Russia yet:

A Russian military spy unit offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants to attack coalition forces in Afghanistan, including U.S. and British troops, in a striking escalation of the Kremlin’s hostility toward the United States, American intelligence has found.

The Russian operation, first reported by the New York Times, has generated an intense debate within the Trump administration about how best to respond to a troubling new tactic by a nation that most U.S. officials regard as a potential foe but that President Trump has frequently embraced as a friend, said the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive intelligence matter.
The officials said administration leaders learned of reported bounties in recent months from U.S. intelligence agencies, prompting a series of internal discussions including a large interagency meeting that was held in late March. According to one person familiar with the matter, the responses discussed at that meeting included sending a diplomatic communication to relay disapproval and authorizing new sanctions.

Russian involvement in operations targeting Americans, if confirmed, is likely to lead to outrage on Capitol Hill and questions about why the administration has not responded to it.
Spokesmen for the National Security Council, the Pentagon, and the CIA declined to comment.

It was not immediately clear whether the militants approached by Russia as part of the initiative had succeeded in killing Americans or allied forces. News of the murky initiative comes as American diplomats attempt to kindle political talks that could put end to America’s longest war, now in its 19th year.

Earlier this year, the administration struck an initial peace deal with the Taliban. The agreement, which outlined the full withdrawal of the U.S. military within 14 months, was supposed to lead to a prompt start to talks between militant representatives and the Afghan government.
But the Afghan parties have failed to reach agreement on interim steps, and with the coronavirus crisis taking hold in Afghanistan, those talks have yet to materialize. Hanging over the process is Trump’s oft-stated desire to remove U.S. forces from the country, where local forces have been unable to secure an edge over the Taliban despite two decades of foreign funding and advising.

The attempt to stoke violence against Americans, if confirmed, would also represent a signifiant departure from Moscow’s earlier position toward Islamist militants in Afghanistan. Previously, U.S. officials had cited what they characterized as sporadic, low-level Russian support for the Taliban, including the supply of small arms via Afghanistan’s northern neighbors.

After the Soviet Union’s own punishing insurgent war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, Moscow remained largely in the background in the years after U.S. and NATO forces entered the country in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. But as America’s anxiousness to depart has fueled greater uncertainty, Russia has appeared to attempt to wield greater influence in recent years.

While Moscow’s motives for alleged bounties were not immediately clear, officials said they might include retaliation for the U.S. military’s 2018 killing of Russian mercenary troops working for Yevgeniy Prigozhin, an oligarch with links to Russian President Vladimir Putin, in Syria, or simply, as one official put it, an attempt to “muddy the negotiations on Afghanistan by throwing a stick in that.”

During the Soviet war in Afghanistan, which ended in 1989, the U.S. government provided weaponry and funds to Afghan mujahideen rebels fighting against Soviet forces.

The unit that officials identified as responsible for allegedly offering the bounties has also been linked to the poisoning and attempted murder of former Russian military spy Sergei Skripal in Britain in 2018.

While that attack, along with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and its role in the war in Syria, have generated strong criticism in Europe and from many of Trump’s most senior advisers, the president himself has frequently appeared to have a chummy relationship with Putin, downplaying Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. election and other Russian transgressions.

Russia is one of a number of issues on which Trump’s instincts have appeared to differ from those of his senior advisers. The United States has imposed sanctions on Russia over a number of issues, including its invasion of Ukraine, cyberattacks, and election meddling, while the Pentagon has identified Russia as second only to China in terms of its ‘great power’ rivals.
Military officials this month spoke out in unusually harsh terms over what they said was Russia’s decision to provide fourth-generation jet fighters to a rogue general in Libya, adding to a spiraling proxy conflict there.

News of the cloaked operation comes as the Pentagon confirms that it has completed an initial drawdown of American forces to about 8,600 servicemembers from Afghanistan, a first step toward a full withdrawal. Officials have said the full withdrawal remains “conditions-based,” suggesting they will seek to keep a sizable force there if the Taliban does not make a political deal with the Afghanistan government.

While Taliban forces have halted attacks against the United States as part of that deal, the militants have continued to assault Afghan troops, making for what one senior Afghan official described this week as the most deadly conditions in 19 years.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

tomorrow: It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, ok?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

Politico article on the Lincoln Project

The moment President Donald Trump started tweeting at 12:46 a.m. about the “RINO Republicans” at the Lincoln Project who’d just run an ad attacking his response to the pandemic, Reed Galen knew his hunch was right: you can trigger a Trump freakout with a little bit of planning and pop psychology.

Galen had co-founded the Lincoln Project, an anti-Trump PAC run by Republicans, with the goal of convincing Americans to vote against him in November. In May, the group thought Trump’s response to the pandemic had created the perfect opportunity to both make their case. Off of a brainwave that cofounder George Conway had during a conversation with his wife, White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, Galen and his small team guessed Trump would be particularly enraged by an in-the-moment ad that portrayed the president as making Americans “weaker, sicker and poorer” than ever before. And they figured the best bet to get to the president would be to target Trump where he was, Washington, D.C., on the channel he watches, Fox News, when he was most likely to be watching, at night.

...

“It's not just pissing off Donald Trump. Anybody could do that,” Galen said in an interview, though he admitted to “a modicum of enjoyment” from being the topic of midnight tweetstorm. “It's, to what effect? Like, why are you doing it? And the point is to take him off his game and take his campaign off their game, strategically and tactically, so that the Biden campaign and Joe Biden can have the freedom of movement and the green air to do the things that they need to do.”

...

When the Lincoln Project — or “the LP,” as cofounder Rick Wilson, a veteran GOP ad maker, calls it — launched in December of 2019, the group included a trollish cadre of social media-savvy Never Trumpers with experience running campaigns, though several of them still have not met each other. The team promised it would prosecute the case against Trump, explaining to voters why a rising stock market (pre-coronavirus) wasn’t enough to reelect the president. Yet the group’s first round of ads, cut during Trump’s impeachment trial, got lost in the process, racking up hundreds of thousands of views at best.

With the pandemic, however, Trump has made the case against himself, Galen argued. From his early dismissals of the burgeoning outbreak to his suggestion that injecting “disinfectant” into the lungs might help fight coronavirus, and his flat-out insistence that he wanted to slow testing down in order to suppress the number of COVID-19 cases, the president has generated his own attack ad copy.

“We already had a plan in place which was prosecute him, prosecute him, prosecute him,” Galen said. “The difference is that he became a much weaker defendant, all on his own, because of his own faults.”

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link

They deserve each other.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

the LP

More like a cassette maxisingle, but whatevz

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

Dick Cheney.... welcome to the resistance. pic.twitter.com/gez5481WpF

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 26, 2020

rob, Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

one of the guys i'd be happy with not surviving the pandemic

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

I'll paste the whole thing, because if accurate this may be the most beyond the pale thing vis a vis Russia yet:

It knocks Benghazi into a tin bucket, for sure.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Remember, if the troops don't support the dear leader, then it doesn't matter whether they die because they're not real Americans!

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

uuuuuugh

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-27/trump-ally-owens-sows-division-among-other-black-supporters

The White House’s embrace of a prominent Black advocate for Donald Trump who made inflammatory remarks about George Floyd has caused turmoil among other African Americans close to the president, threatening their support for his re-election.

The dispute began earlier this month, shortly after Floyd’s death in the custody of Minneapolis police. Candace Owens, a Black author and pundit known for her aggressive support for Trump and provocative views on race, called Floyd a “violent criminal” and a “horrible human being” in a video she posted on Twitter.

She also criticized Ahmaud Arbery, a Black man allegedly murdered by two armed White men in Georgia in February, accusing him of breaking into homes before he was killed.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link

who'da thunk tokenism was a bad thing

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

nothing to see here, just a woman on the make

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

just for the avoidance of doubt: everyone involved in the lincoln project is a terrible person, and the only reason they're not advocating we all vote for trump is they have a thesaurus and an NRO subscription and are more alive than most to the distinctions of social class.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

DON: well, yeah.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

i like how the lincoln project has an almost certainly fake lincoln quote in their twitter bio

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

"This Bob Marley fellow is overrated."

-- Abraham Lincoln --

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

kinda thought that nyt report would be higher up on the homepage

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

people involved in the lincoln project may be horrible people in their own right but i'm not going to complain about what they are doing.

akm, Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

Good for them for grifting rich dumb donors but the only people who are going to watch their shit and care are Resistance Twitter numbskulls.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link

And Trump

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

can someone replace milo's user name with a picture of a skipping record

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

lol okay

JUST IN - @PressSec says neither Trump nor Pence were briefed on the "alleged Russian bounty intelligence" first reported by NYT

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) June 27, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link

i thought Trump was on the inside of all this, wot briefing

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

he gets his briefings on toilet paper each day

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

His briefings are highly simplified so as not to cut into his viewing time for The Gorilla Channel.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

Trump literally doesn’t take briefings because they’re boring so that may actually be true.

circa1916, Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link

btw morbs, press secretary kaleigh mcenany is married to journeyman lefty and former met sean gilmartin

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link

never met the Met

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

and even tho he pitched in the '15 WS, I don't really remember him

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

Ron Swoboda for Prez

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:28 (four years ago) link

Forgot all about The Gorilla Channel.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

Negligent, stupid or malevolent: the eternal question

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

It's more like a sandwich, notated thusly:

stupid
negligent
malevolent
stupid

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:43 (four years ago) link

^^The worst Blimpie

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

many xposts but re: "architect as a verb", KM's response: "It sure can, but it is frowned upon"; by whom? If you work in software development you'll hear it 1000x a day. I may be more tolerant of it since I'm a Director of Engineering, concentrating on front-end architecture. So I have to say it constantly.

akm, Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

you have been corrupted

j., Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

lol, yeah last night I was typing/deleting something about how it is the trademark of middle managers with something to prove

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

Middle managers who actually deal with architecture, though, that makes sense. Just realize that the term spread far beyond, to ridiculous situations, and now people like Ivanka use it as a synonym for “build” or “develop”

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

That was a helluva Best New Artist crop for '88.
Little Richard is god of course.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 28 June 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link

Do architects say "architect," tho? "I've been contracted to architect an office building!"

nickn, Sunday, 28 June 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link

Would have thought draft or similar.
Architect using human interaction as structure though, somewhat iffy.

& looking at the comments on the Lincoln Project a few messages back remembering that Abe was a racist who wanted freed blacks to be repatriated to Africa rather than live with them. Maybe it reflects race epistemology of the time but still far from being an enlightened living saint. Didn't he only free the slaves as a tactical move too?

Stevolende, Sunday, 28 June 2020 06:50 (four years ago) link

I've heard it both ways. That it was a tactical move to screw the South, and that it was something he cared about and wanted done but the way to do it under the circumstances was to make it a war issue. If he outright tried to ban slavery, the courts would have declared it unconstitutional.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 28 June 2020 07:22 (four years ago) link

Lincoln had a long history of detesting slavery and wished to see it gone but by 1861 all he could do was contain its spread. At the height of the war, terrified he'd lose the border states, he rescinded military orders emancipating captured slaves; he wanted to hold those states and claim a few victories before releasing the Proclamation. He hung onto repatriation as panacea for way too long. By the end of his life, thanks in part to the influence of men like Frederick Douglass and watching how well the freedmen fought in Northern divisions, he said he wished to extend the franchise to the soldiers and "the very intelligent."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link

An honest dogwhistle mistake, I'm sure:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/28/politics/trump-tweet-supporters-man-chants-white-power/index.html

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

ah, The Villages! An STD vector!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

I assumed it was something you could hear in the background or whatever but no it’s like, front and center, right at the beginning

You know what that means, time for another round of “I have not seen that particular tweet”

frogbs, Sunday, 28 June 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

In 50 years this history book chapter is going to be so fucked up for so many reasons. "So there was a pandemic and he did next to nothing?" "He tweeted someone saying white power?" "What's a tweet?" "What's a meme?" "What's a white person?"

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 June 2020 13:53 (four years ago) link

In all fairness to Trump, he has never – to my knowledge, and despite his venerable age – owned slaves and/or been involved in a Confederate-era lynching, which can only mean one thing: the libcucks are blowing this out of proportion again, discerning racism where there is none. Maybe they're the real racists here, you know?

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

And if Biden had retweeted a video of someone shouting 'black power', betcha the SJWs wouldn't have batted an eye – proof positive that there's a deeply entrenched double standard at work in America.

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

Yeah, the difference is that Trump doesn't mean it, come on. He's just joking.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link

Such a funny joke, too! Ha ha ha! ROFLMAO!

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

Knock knock
Who's there?
RACIST
Racist who?
Racist YOU

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

so now the defense is the old dude was responding to the Nazi accusations with sarcasm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

Layers upon layers of symbolic meaning wrapped in an esoteric enigma, how is the left supposed to keep up with such high IQ energy?

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

Whatta buncha cards, these guys! Irrepressible!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

orange you glad I didn't say "white power"

rob, Sunday, 28 June 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link

…and he deleted the tweet, which makes it all ok!

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

👌

rob, Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

Do you think that President Trump is a racist?
Yes 50%
No 36%@YouGovAmerica/@YahooNews 6/24-25https://t.co/lrluZ9Yxw0

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) June 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

There was some woman caught on the (wrong) side of a BLM protest who shouted something about the KKK and waved a confederate flag, claiming in her inevitable apology that she is not racist and was yelling something about the KKK sarcastically, and she didn't know it was a confederate flag, someone had just handed it to her. Oh, and that she showed up to the protest in the first place just out of curiosity.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

A Missouri woman has apologized after a video went viral of her proudly declaring her “KKK belief.”

The clip shows Kathy Jenkins on the bed of a pickup truck holding a Confederate flag and watching Black Lives Matter demonstrators clash with counter-protesters outside of a Dixie Outfitters store in Branson, Missouri, Complex reports.

“I will teach my grandkids to hate you all,” she is heard yelling to BLM supporters.

Jenkins wasn’t ready for the heat she caught over the video that appeared on Twitter Monday. Once the savvy sleuths of the Twitterverse identified her, Jenkins was changing her tune by Friday.

In an interview with KOLR10, she apologized for her remarks and claimed she “blacked out” and doesn’t remember initiating Nazi Karen-mode. She also wants her haters to believe that, at the time, she wasn’t aware of the history behind the confederate flag.

“I mean, if it would help for me to stand with Black Lives Matter, I absolutely would do that,” she said.

“I was chanting Black Lives Matter… and that’s not even on video,” Jenkins continued. “It’s like I blacked out. I don’t even remember.”

She insists she was only on the scene because she was curious about the protests.

Because whoops:

https://twitter.com/BiggCeezer/status/1276540331220058114

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

A racist woman snarled: ‘I’ll teach my grandkids to hate you all’ at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters – then danced with a Confederate flag. The woman, who is said to be Kathy Bennett, was also filmed saying ‘KKK belief’ at the protest in Branson. SMFH 😡😡 pic.twitter.com/nZIvGRjK1q

— Christopher Ellis (@BiggCeezer) June 26, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 June 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

branson and the entire lake of the ozarks area is a terrible place to be, one of the very worst places in america, a "family-friendly" place to take small children so that their parents can subtly fuck them up for life

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

hey kids! we're not going to the church where we ALSO try to fuck you up for life this weekend...because we're taking you to an entire TOWN that will subtly fuck you up for life!!! HAHAHAHHHA, and silver dollar city is half off if you get the waterpark/go-kart package!!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

palette cleanser - i didn't realize bolton was involved in the 2000 hanging chads stuff

https://i.imgur.com/C5i98oZ.jpg

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

Bolton looks like he wants to much on the counter's hand.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

Bolton looks like an actual cartoon character in every picture ever taken of him.

circa1916, Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

terrible taste in dress shirts

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

imo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

the effect of this nonstop circus really is going to be putting the average (white) Dem back to sleep for 4 years if Trump loses, i don't see how it can't

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

"wake me when the virus and the cops are fixed"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

hope they die in their collective sleep!

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 June 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

Do Demdroids Dream of Collective Sheep?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

otm, saw this tweet the other day and sigh:

When Biden is president, I intend to go days at a time not giving him a second thought.

— Benjamin Dreyer 🏳️‍🌈 (@BCDreyer) June 26, 2020

rob, Sunday, 28 June 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

Honestly weird that this Russia thing is a few lines down from the headlines in most places. Seems like a pretty fucking big deal. Such a total shitstorm that even this is an aside.

circa1916, Sunday, 28 June 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

conservatives don't care in the first place, and half of the left thinks that anything to do with russia is dumb and doesn't want to hear it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

there will be plenty of time to review these things during the biden presidency, a time of great healing when none of the principal villains in the trump administrations will be indicted for anything

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

a time of great healing when the principal villains in the trump administrations will be invited to appear on Meet the Press with clockwork regularity

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

but not Pence, he'd put a goldfish to sleep

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

and half of the left thinks that anything to do with russia is dumb and doesn't want to hear it


Yeah this take is about as embarrassing as people burning Mueller prayers candles at this point.

circa1916, Sunday, 28 June 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link

Then refute it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 28 June 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link

I don’t get that take either.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

i can't tell which take is embarrassing or needs refuting or isn't gotten, sorry. gonna a do-over

i'll re-do my take. i'm just saying there's a large portion of the left (why did i say "half"? i don't know. bad take) that doesn't want to hear anything about russia ever again and feels very burned by the whole mueller investigation and how it played out. i very much sympathize with this take. it overwhelmed everything, it did, and people who i previously liked (like rachel maddow) were instrumental in turning it into the OJ trial again (in terms of media obsession and speculation).

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

i guess possibly the root of the "take" confusion is that i'm referring to this as my take, but what i'm actually doing is summarizing a broad "take" of a group of people that i don't 100% agree with, and then criticizing that take. so that's confusing. sorry about that.

but anyway, the problem with the take in my last post is that athere really was/is a bunch of crazy shit with russia, and it leads large parts of the left to roll their eyes/ignore at real things that are happening, and a general habit of dismissing things with a wave of a hand without actually engaging with them

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

There's also a thing that I've seen in some acquaintances' feeds that gets really panicky about the left blaming everything on Russia, which I understand, but sometimes seems to want to wave away actual fuckery.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

Also recognizing that Russian “antics” demand a foreign policy response stronger than “lol u got me Putin, hilarious!” means having a national security strategy in the first place, which a substantial portion of “the left” find unacceptable

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

I agree with you Karl, my comment was dumb and muddled, sorry.

circa1916, Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

Which is uh...pretty understandable, in many ways.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

oh no, not at all circa! honestly lately i've been having lapses of total stupidity (at least 1 SD above the mean) and i'm pretty sure i just psyched myself out.

also happy 4:20, totally unrelated i'm sure

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

by total stupidity, i mean "repeatedly tweeting insults @politicians on twitter"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

tweeting on twitter in general, just a bad scene for me lately

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

BREAKING— (thread)GOP operatives are for the first time raising the possibility that @realDonaldTrump could drop out of the race if his poll numbers don’t rebound. Over the weekend I spoke to a sample of major players; one described Trumps current psyche as “fragile.” I’m

— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) June 28, 2020

lol

j., Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

you can't really devise a 'virtuous'? -- 'good'? -- US national security strategy when no one living remembers one

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:11 (four years ago) link

one if by land, two if by sea??

j., Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link

Lmao Trump is not dropping out they ran these same stories after the Access Hollywood tape

frogbs, Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link

so fragile

j., Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

...and isolated!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link

saw a post on Twitter earlier with screenshots of a popular commentator announcing confidently that the trump admin was "falling apart" four seperate times right through the last few years.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:24 (four years ago) link

But it has been. He just hires a new set of jabronis every year

Nhex, Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link

I think the left has a couple of totally legitimate concerns with focus on Russia (and trumps criminality more generally).

1. That the neera tandens of this world will use Russia to stay in control of the Democratic Party by blaming their loss on a purely foreign intervention, rather than an extremely poor campaign and candidate and a preternatural misunderstanding of what voters want.

2. From a purely tactical electoral POV it’s not a good thing to focus on if your goal is to get rid of trump.

The difficulty is that it probably is worth worrying about at some level. It’s not fake news. There does need to be a legal reckoning.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

It's easy to say Russia has run a steady psy-op operation with the full acquiescence of the American government without getting complacent about Joe Biden's chances.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

when your college friend who has just announced they're "starting a novel" asks you which photo they should use for the cover https://t.co/5gYHwbvRvK

— man it’s a hot zone, (@Mobute) June 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link

But it has been. He just hires a new set of jabronis every year

― Nhex, Sunday, June 28, 2020 6:47 PM

but this election season, a new set of jabronies...
https://i.imgur.com/B4pLi5t.jpg

are taking over the operation...
https://i.imgur.com/2a2WrMZ.jpg

in one wild ride...
https://i.imgur.com/yuTtTzL.jpg

they'll never forget...
https://i.imgur.com/VRscowF.jpg

and a surprise visit...
https://i.imgur.com/4XsD2VW.jpg

from someone you'll never expect!
https://i.imgur.com/lbR67BU.jpg

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link

well, as usual, that distractingly large group of christians has ruined everything

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link

(who's the jabroni 'shopped into the first photo?)

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

i don't know! i figured he was an extended member of the trump family, he seems like he would be involved in the strategy for siphoning as much money out of this to their family as quickly possible, or at least contributing to that effort

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

I don't believe this shit for a second, but at least they're discussing it, which shows the shape they're in.

A stretch of lackluster polling for President Trump has some Republican operatives nervous about the president’s reelection prospects in November – with some even floating the possibility for the first time that Trump could drop out if his poll numbers don’t rebound.

“It’s too early, but if the polls continue to worsen, you can see a scenario where he drops out,” one GOP operative who asked to remain anonymous told Fox News.

“I’ve heard the talk but I doubt it’s true,” another said. “My bet is, he drops if he believes there’s no way to win.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

Well, he is selfish and immature, but my reaction to such loose talk is that it has zero connection to reality until it is confirmed by his dropping out. Otherwise, it sounds like gossipy clickbait to me.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link

i think the dropping out rumors themselves are whatever, but the fact that it's on the foxnews website is notable and good

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link

/But it has been. He just hires a new set of jabronis every year

― Nhex, Sunday, June 28, 2020 6:47 PM/

but this election season, a new set of jabronies...
🖼



Eric and Don Jr. look like low-rent Owen and Luke Wilson impersonators circa Bottle Rocket.

Boring, Maryland, Monday, 29 June 2020 02:50 (four years ago) link

sidebar: how does Bottle Rocket hold up? I've never seen.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 June 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link

problematic

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link

The polls on election day 2016 showed him with what, a 2% chance of winning? This fucking numbskull is convinced polls are fake news and silent majority wants to tongue bathe his balls for eternity.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link

538 had him around 25% on election day

turns out the Comey thing really did change the numbers

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link

*sigh*

Two Spocks Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:31 (four years ago) link

btw 538 got shit on a lot in 2016 but I feel like they were one of the only aggregators that actually treated Trump like a normal R candidate (after the first few GOP primaries at least) and they were sounding the alarm pretty loudly about Trump losing the popular vote but still winning the EC, which a lotta people didn't pick up on because Trump was constantly insisting the opposite would happen

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link

i don't think trump reads 538

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link

it would be interesting to hear his opinions on polls-plus vs nowcast, it's true

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link

if you want to hate-read the election results thread for some analysis of how wrong 538 was in real-time, please be my guest. They were still propping up Hillary hopefuls well into the evening after the dread had already set in from pretty much every other data-driven outlet.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 29 June 2020 03:51 (four years ago) link

How is bottle rocket problematic (real q)

btw 538 got shit on a lot in 2016 but I feel like they were one of the only aggregators that actually treated Trump like a normal R candidate (after the first few GOP primaries at least) and they were sounding the alarm pretty loudly about Trump losing the popular vote but still winning the EC, which a lotta people didn't pick up on because Trump was constantly insisting the opposite would happen

― frogbs, Sunday, June 28, 2020 11:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

I was one of those naysayers :(

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link

i thought 538 gave trump 30% chance of winning, the night before?

ttt (chances of trump winning)
ccccccc (chances of clinton winning)

randomly pick one. whoa it was t! 538 are idiots!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:13 (four years ago) link

he did. he was always the most cautioned re: Clinton, as NYT had 85%, and...well we all remember what Sam Wang did.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link

My opponent pulled a gun on his first wife & shot it, pressured her and a mistress into three abortions, & illegally prescribed pills to a patient he was sleeping with.

Me? I didn't do any of that.

I'll give you health care though.

Chip in right away. https://t.co/2QPqJ83j9k

— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) June 28, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link

if you want to hate-read the election results thread for some analysis of how wrong 538 was in real-time, please be my guest. They were still propping up Hillary hopefuls well into the evening after the dread had already set in from pretty much every other data-driven outlet.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, June 28, 2020 8:51 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think their system wasn't set up to respond to realtime results until a state was called, so they didn't change the probability until Hilary lost Florida

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:38 (four years ago) link

that's correct symsymsym, and Nate Silver stated this in the blog itself: https://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2016-election-results-coverage/

Albert, what are you even talking about? I'm reading the election night thread, and Silver's own model had gone to 55% Trump by 10:25 pm ET, and as stated above, that only utilized called states. He'd been pointing out the betting markets were strongly shifting towards Trump long before that and other writers of his were pointing out the vote was much closer than expected.

it jumped around a bit, but every time the Bot spat out new odds after that that favored Clinton, Nate was quick to warn people not to get excited, stating it only included called states, and that many of the not-called States were favoring Trump. by 10:30, he and Harry Enten were starting to get bearish on her chances.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:54 (four years ago) link

guess I'm not feeling quite masochistic enough to read those threads

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 29 June 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link

this was actually the first time I'd been able to open the 2016 election night thread since the night itself. and now having done it, I will never do it again :/

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:07 (four years ago) link

were there any notable findings? i tried to go back in once but came back coughing a minute or two later

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:11 (four years ago) link

mainly from the site of my own toxic goo on the scene

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:12 (four years ago) link

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"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link

"OMG, Trump...President? this can't be fucking happening"

https://i.ibb.co/hKNryZf/109507692-people-panicked-fleeing.jpg

"relax, how much damage can he really cause?

https://i.ibb.co/XtXQTPt/download-2.jpg

4 years pass...

https://i.ibb.co/BCzGBN1/gettyimages-1005970146-e1532808553102.jpg

"sorry I fucking asked"

https://i.ibb.co/yR3nrg1/5xxb02e1ew131.jpg

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:14 (four years ago) link

The polls on election day 2016 showed him with what, a 2% chance of winning? This fucking numbskull is convinced polls are fake news and silent majority wants to tongue bathe his balls for eternity.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, June 28, 2020 11:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

dunno how we get from this to the usual 538 conversation, other than a sincere belief trump reads 538.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:37 (four years ago) link

How is bottle rocket problematic (real q)

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, June 28, 2020 11:55 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

hero is obsessed with stranger, stalks her, etc. gets the girl.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 05:41 (four years ago) link

who is also a voiceless woman of colour working in a service role

Number None, Monday, 29 June 2020 05:59 (four years ago) link

yup

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 06:27 (four years ago) link

So not worth checking out then? Or is it good enough to overcome that (I can deal with problematic to a degree)?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 June 2020 06:39 (four years ago) link

if you like Anderson then sure

Number None, Monday, 29 June 2020 07:55 (four years ago) link

I mean it's not like his other movies don't have plenty of problematic elements

Number None, Monday, 29 June 2020 07:56 (four years ago) link

Yeah. I still like Anderson's work but you pretty much start to just accept that he sees people of color as peripherals within a couple movies.

Nhex, Monday, 29 June 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link

Fair xp

Yeah Danny Glover in a bit part, then ... one narrator?

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 29 June 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link

CNN’s Van Jones Secretly Helped Craft the Weak Trump Police Reform He Praised on TV

Jones went on CNN’s Inside Politics with John King and Anderson Cooper 360 to enthusiastically commend Trump’s executive order—even as it was being criticized as cynical and unproductive by the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and “delusional” by the Color of Change, an influential racial justice organization that Jones himself co-founded in 2005.

CNN viewers weren’t informed that he had actually attended secret White House meetings with his new friend Jared Kushner, discussing ways to frame the presidential project.

According to a knowledgeable White House source, who expressed satisfaction that there were zero leaks, Jones and California human rights attorney Jessica Jackson, who runs #cut50, a prison-reform group that Jones also founded, actively participated with law enforcement officials and White House staffers to help fashion the order and guide the politics of the discussion to what they considered “the sweet spot” between law enforcement and “the reasonable middle” and “the reasonable left.”

Skyping from his Los Angeles home, with a biography of Nelson Mandela and a Black Panther graphic novel visible on the bookshelf behind him, Jones told viewers of CNN’s noon show Inside Politics: “The executive order is a good thing, mainly because you saw the support of law enforcement there... There is movement in the direction of a database for bad cops. We have never had a federal database for bad cops, that’s why all these cops go all over the place doing bad stuff… The chokeholds, that’s common ground now between Nancy Pelosi and Trump. Good stuff there.”

Hours later, Jones doubled down on Anderson Cooper 360—again without disclosing his role advising the Trump White House. “What do you make of this executive order?” Cooper asked him.

“I think it’s pushing in the right direction,” Jones told the CNN anchor. “What you got today is, I think, a sign that we are winning,” he added. “Donald Trump has put himself on record saying we need to reform the police department… We are winning! Donald Trump had no plan a month ago to work on this issue at all. The fact that we are now in the direction of moving forward, I think, is good.”

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link

He's an asshole, always has been.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link

That should be a dealbreaker for a news career.

Of course we live in an era of no shame.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link

remember when Jones said "Donald Trump became president tonight" or some shit after Trump bombed a base in 2017

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 12:35 (four years ago) link

I know, I know, nobody wants to hear anything with the word "Russia" in it, it's so boring and nobody cares and blah blah blah...

Donald Trump can take all his empty words about respecting our service and shove them. #TRE45ON #TraitorTrump pic.twitter.com/7vxGxLBYh0

— VoteVets (@votevets) June 28, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link

hahaha that ad is hilarious. I hate political ads, they're so fucking over the top.

akm, Monday, 29 June 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link

"intelligence reports on his desk. cheerios all over the floor."

akm, Monday, 29 June 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

sounds like my wfh situation, only with intelligence reports on the desk

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link

I met the guy who runs VoteVets. It may surprise you that he lives his life cranked up to 11.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

you can't really devise a 'virtuous'? -- 'good'? -- US national security strategy when no one living remembers one

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, June 28, 2020 4:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ding ding ding

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

morbs otm

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

I know it would be ethically gross, but if specific victims of these bounties can be pinpointed, it would be political malpractice for Biden not to invite their families as his guests of honor to the first debate.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

i don't think the debates are going to happen in the usual audience format

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

Would be a sea of red hats, crammed shoulder-to-shoulder (provided its was in a smaller sized venue) if they did.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

new debate format: debate participants, moderators, and observers should all lock together in a giant rugby-style scrum, slowly shuffling like a broken amoeba with trump and biden in the very center, trying to raise their heads up every once in a while to get air

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

lmaoooooooo

BREAKING: Reddit bans "The_Donald" forum in a sweeping overhaul of its hate speech and harassment policieshttps://t.co/UQKAbpbMVZ

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) June 29, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

Guaranteeing the potency of their self-image as embattled martrys for years to come. Not that there was a better choice though, I don’t think.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

i'm still not sure what happens to trump and his troll army (like The_Donald and 8chan) after the election, assuming he loses. they might go in different directions, or the trolls might follow him.

one school of thought is that that trump will be very happy to lose and go away and concentrate on being a bad businessman instead. if that's the case, i suppose his trolls will go follow some other idiot. but i don't see trump voluntarily walking away from tens of thousands of racists that worship him.

it seems more likely to me that that in his post-presidency period he and his followers will settle nicely into their natural role, which is being on the outside of government, throwing bombs in every direction.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

Trump's disapproval rating is at 55.6 among RV/LV polls, according to FiveThirtyEight. It's the highest in 2.5 years https://t.co/85ZK8iNafA

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) June 29, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

i don't want to fall into the pre-2016 trap of thinking that trump hanging around would be "good" politically for the democrats, but it does seem like if he sticks around and keeps some followers, they are likely to subtract votes from whatever Compassionate Conservative movement emerges from the wreckage. i don't think president nikki haley or whatever will actually be a good person, but they are likely to at least try to make gestures in the direction of not being racist pieces of shit 100% of the time, which would enrage the trolls and elderly white people.

all of that would be a good thing electorally for democrats, but it seems like a bad thing for the country if the only sizable 3rd party-esque movement in years is dedicated to racist trolls

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

fucking forums only taking action when his numbers tank and the end is in sight. Years of them supporting that bullshit. FB the worst offender, obv

stet, Monday, 29 June 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

i'm still not sure what happens to trump and his troll army (like The_Donald and 8chan) after the election, assuming he loses. they might go in different directions, or the trolls might follow him.

Paywalled, unfortunately.

Primed by Trump, militias gear up for ‘stolen’ US election

With the president weaponising fears of electoral fraud, armed groups are becoming increasingly paranoidhttps://t.co/6MkrMalOH8

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) June 29, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

increasingly paranoid and withdrawn, you say?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

No it isn't, no you aren't, yes they do, no they don't, good, and no it isn't https://t.co/NJHrh91mIm

— Paul Blest (@pblest) June 29, 2020

i don't know exactly who is on my top ten shit list, but i know matt gaetz is on it

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

and he will never contract COVID

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link

The sheer number of users who would simply not be exposed to this stuff if it weren't on facebook (because they don't know how a computer/any other social network) is amazing.

reddit banning the_donald makes no difference to anything but their advertising team. facebook doing something would actually change the world (which is why they won't).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link

you know what's cooler than changing the world?

making another billion dollars

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

I learned that after earning my next billion

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

yeah, it's one of those things you just have to go yourself through to figure out

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

the irony is that these fuckers, after earning their unnumbered billions, finally retire, only to set up some philanthropic foundation named after themselves, where they can fiddle away their remaining days pretending they are trying to change the world for the better. because what can you do with billions of dollars besides treat the world like your plaything?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 29 June 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

I wouldn't know about that. Say, I have mentioned where my workplace is?

https://zuckerbergsanfranciscogeneral.org/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 June 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link

do I still get a taco truck on every corner in Biden's America?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

it's impressive that every sentence in that matt gaetz tweet is factually incorrect, but it kind of doesn't matter because the first four words are also wrong. it's not joe biden's america. trump is the president! to the extent you're worried about this stuff, it's on him!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

the irony is that these fuckers, after earning their unnumbered billions, finally retire, only to set up some philanthropic foundation named after themselves, where they can fiddle away their remaining days pretending they are trying to change the world for the better. because what can you do with billions of dollars besides treat the world like your plaything?

Apparently, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative is having some trouble giving its money away:

Facebook’s controversies have caused some potential partners to question if they are willing to be associated with CZI. A few scientists who receive funding from CZI have told the philanthropy in recent weeks that they are reexamining if they still want to work with CZI going forward, one source said.

Color of Change, a racial justice group that has been sharply critical of Facebook, turned down a $2 million grant offer last year, according to sources, who said the group effectively saw it as “dirty money” because it came from Facebook. Color of Change declined to comment.

Other groups that have paused at CZI offers include some public school systems, some of which were skittish about using its flagship education initiative: a personalized learning platform called Summit. Some school leaders have told CZI officials they have concerns about the tech because of Facebook’s missteps in handling its users’ data privacy, according to sources.

jaymc, Monday, 29 June 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

i don't want to get too tea leafy but CZI is kinds of a menacing combination of letters isnt it

i've posted this before but it's very good https://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/plutocrats-at-work-how-big-philanthropy-undermines-democracy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

because what can you do with billions of dollars besides treat the world like your plaything?

Why wait to retire?

Feb 17: Bezos pledges https://www.npr.org/2020/02/17/806720144/jeff-bezos-pledges-10-billion-to-fight-climate-change-planets-biggest-threat0 billion to "fight climate change," is criticised in some quarters (a car with me in it) for creating a slush fund and tax write-off with no actual plan, in order to forestall growing internal activism from Amazon employees

June 26: Bezos takes decisive, productive action by renaming the hockey arena near Amazon's office Climate Pledge Arena

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

oops

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

that hockey arena is gonna be leed certified zero emissions! we're halfway home!

mookieproof, Monday, 29 June 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

well, it'll "strive to" be

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

I like the idea but honestly I prefer Lemon

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

That Dissent piece is very interesting

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

The tax dodge of pouring the bulk of your estate into a charitable foundation in order to escape inheritance taxes was conceived and instated during the brief period when the early progressive movement had strong momentum, anti-trust legislation passed, and the progressive income tax was born. The big charitable foundations were a rearguard action designed to keep large fortunes intact and use them to wield political influence under the guise of charity. The important thing was that the money and influence were kept away from public/democratic control and confined to a few board members.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

(CNN)In hundreds of highly classified phone calls with foreign heads of state, President Donald Trump was so consistently unprepared for discussion of serious issues, so often outplayed in his conversations with powerful leaders like Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish President Recep Erdogan, and so abusive to leaders of America's principal allies, that the calls helped convince some senior US officials -- including his former secretaries of state and defense, two national security advisers and his longest-serving chief of staff -- that the President himself posed a danger to the national security of the United States, according to White House and intelligence officials intimately familiar with the contents of the conversations.

now that's a sentence!

as always though, i don't quite understand how his former secretaries of state and defense, two national security advisers and his longest-serving chief of staff all thought he was a danger to national security, but never took any steps to remove him from office

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link

Here's a fun bit from that piece:

In separate interviews, two high-level administration officials familiar with most of the Trump-Putin calls said the President naively elevated Russia -- a second-rate totalitarian state with less than 4% of the world's GDP -- and its authoritarian leader almost to parity with the United States and its President by undermining the tougher, more realistic view of Russia expressed by the US Congress, American intelligence agencies and the long-standing post-war policy consensus of the US and its European allies. "He (Trump) gives away the advantage that was hard won in the Cold War," said one of the officials -- in part by "giving Putin and Russia a legitimacy they never had," the official said. "He's given Russia a lifeline -- because there is no doubt that they're a declining power ... He's playing with something he doesn't understand and he's giving them power that they would use (aggressively)."

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

"The President's a menace. Something has to be done! By someone else, of course, I don't want 3 am calls from the NRA and the Evangelicals"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:28 (four years ago) link


According to one high-level source, there are also existing summaries and conversation-readouts of the President's discussions with Erdogan that might reinforce Bolton's allegations against Trump in the so-called "Halkbank case," involving a major Turkish bank with suspected ties to Erdogan and his family. That source said the matter was raised in more than one telephone conversation between Erdogan and Trump.

Bolton wrote in his book that in December 2018, at Erdogan's urging, Trump offered to interfere in an investigation by then-US Attorney for the Southern District of New York Geoffrey Berman into the Turkish bank, which was accused of violating US sanctions on Iran.

xpost to a few days ago, the discussion over whether or not trump is aware of who the US Attorney for SDNY is. he's definitely very aware of whoever the lead federal prosecutor is for the area where he has, was, and is doing corrupt things.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

where he was, is, and will be doing corrupt things, i meant. i want to allow him that freedom to keep corrupting

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

d'oh, and i forgot the last paragraph of it:

"Trump then told Erdogan he would take care of things, explaining that the Southern District prosecutors were not his people, but were Obama people, a problem that would be fixed when they were replaced by his people," Bolton wrote. Berman's office eventually brought an indictment against the bank in October 2019 for fraud, money laundering and other offenses related to participation in a multibillion-dollar scheme to evade the US sanctions on Iran. On June 20, Trump fired Berman -- whose office is also investigating Rudy Giuliani, the President's personal lawyer -- after the prosecutor refused to resign at Attorney General William Barr's direction.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

I'm convinced, we should definitely get this guy out of office. To whom do I address my letter?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

damn, didn't realize this was a carl bernstein joint. it really is like an extended, article-length bitch slap, it's pretty amazing

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

i guess if there is any substance to rumors that GOP operatives are talking about dumping trump, they might attempt to use the Trump Transcripts as the triggering event

One person familiar with almost all the conversations with the leaders of Russia, Turkey, Canada, Australia and western Europe described the calls cumulatively as 'abominations' so grievous to US national security interests that if members of Congress heard from witnesses to the actual conversations or read the texts and contemporaneous notes, even many senior Republican members would no longer be able to retain confidence in the President.

...In addition to rough, voice-generated software transcription, almost all of Trump's telephone conversations with Putin, Erdogan and leaders of the western alliance were supplemented and documented by extensive contemporaneous note-taking (and, often, summaries) prepared by Fiona Hill, deputy assistant to the President and senior NSC director for Europe and Russia until her resignation last year. Hill listened to most of the President's calls with Putin, Erdogan and the European leaders, according to her closed-door testimony before the House Intelligence Committee last November.

...Elements of that testimony by Hill, if re-examined by Congressional investigators, might provide a detailed road-map of the President's extensively-documented conversations, the sources said. White House and intelligence officials familiar with the voice-generated transcriptions and underlying documents agreed that their contents could be devastating to the President's standing with members of the Congress of both parties -- and the public -- if revealed in great detail. (There is little doubt that Trump would invoke executive privilege to keep the conversations private. However, some former officials with detailed knowledge of many of the conversations might be willing to testify about them, sources said.)

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

Trump himself is, curiously, like a walking/talking Kennedy assassination plot: if so many people know all this stuff, have seen this first-hand, including who knows how many people in other countries, allies and enemies alike, then how have all of these people, surely hundreds of them, managed to stay quiet about this for so long? Though the story about the calls, I could have sworn that's old news. Honestly, this stuff is all so insane that they could just rerun the same news stories years later and I would be just as shocked.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

(he didn't tweet the second picture)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

They stay quiet because they are either pleased as punch this is happening, actively looking for an angle to cash in on it, or both.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

Including leaders and their people around the world? Why aren't they leaking? Or are they?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link

Like, the more that comes out, every single day, the worse he looks, so if someone likes making him look bad, why not make him look worse?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link

Why would they leak what? The stories like this that have been leaking since he first got ahold of a secure oval office phone line?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link

i think the underlying motive of the article, the motivation of the "senior officials" who talked to bernstein, is to get democrats to open up an congressional investigation and subpoena the transcripts, which he'd claim executive privilege on, leading to testimony by at least one of them.

why now? after all this? those transcripts have been there since day 1.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link

Obviously foreign leaders would not want to give future US presidents reason to think that their confidentiality and security are subject to judgement calls

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

why now? after all this?

rats, ship, etc.

If November goes the way they fear/hope, they want to have been on the "right side of history." Even if the only person who knows is Carl Bernstein. (Except they'll all out themselves when they write their own books.)

the interesting part to me is the transcripts of the calls, the details about Fiona Hill taking copious supplementary notes, and the idea that they could be subject to part of an inquiry. maybe those facts have been around forever, but i haven't heard anything about it (and don't see anything about that in the feb 2017 WashPost article either)

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

(Except they'll all out themselves when they write their own books.)

heh, yeah i think one possible underlying motive for "why now?" is that at least one of them has an upcoming book to promote and a highly visible appearance in front of a congressional panel might be good for that

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

I mean, I get why broadly speaking people don't leak, but clearly at least one person in America has compunctions about leaking, I'm just surprised many countries don't have that one person who wants to leak that Trump farted on a call or maybe something less specific. Though I assume that happens all the time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

Yeah I recall the Aus press for example talking about how Trump had acted like a tatrumy baby to Turnbull when he first got in, because our PM basically dared to say no to him and he didnt know how to process it. It wasnt a secret even at the time. (some xposts)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

I wonder if we’ll find out who the nyt op ed was. Feels like things have gotten bad enough since that a person who felt that way would be too ashamed to unmask now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

Here's that paywalled Times piece:

Primed by Trump, militias gear up for ‘stolen’ US election
With the president weaponising fears of electoral fraud, armed groups are becoming increasingly paranoid
Laura Pullman, New York | Josh Glancy, Washington

Chris Hill is armed and ready for revolution. If Joe Biden beats Donald Trump in November, the former US marine believes the Democrats will have fraudulently won the presidential election, and he will not take it lying down.

“If there’s evidence that the vote was rigged and manipulated, I’d consider that grounds for open rebellion,” said Hill, the leader of the Georgia Security Force Three Percenters, a militia group.

“We’ll take our arms and our counsel and reclaim this country and our rights. If you try to do this at the ballot box and it doesn’t work, you go to the bullets.”

As talk grows in America of a dangerous stand-off after the election on November 3, and Trump escalates claims that it will be a fraud, Hill is ready to face the worst in support of the president. “We’ll go wherever we’re needed. Wherever that flashpoint may be, we’ll be there with sufficient arms, counsel and provisions,” the 45-year-old said from his home near Atlanta.

Hill, whose “codename”, Blood Agent, is tattooed on his arm, dons military fatigues and takes his members on field-training exercises every month. “We go over shit-hit-the-fan scenarios,” said the married father of two, who works as a paralegal. “We do fitness, survival, infantryman skills, military tactics, patrolling, marksmanship, communications and combat lifesaving medical first aid.

“You’ve got to be able to hunt, fish, trap, snare, cultivate crops. You can’t wage war on an empty stomach. Everybody’s always improving on their weaponry. Stocking up so that we have food, water and sufficient ammunition to defend ourselves and our state against government tyranny.”

The group, which is anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim and anti-abortion, has protested against the building of a mosque and rallied to protect Confederate cemeteries. Hill’s great fear is a new president treading on his right to bear arms: “If Biden wins and attempts to take away semi-automatic rifles on a national level, there will be blood.”

He claims that in Georgia alone there are about 400 “three percenters” who have at least 1,000 guns and more than 150,000 rounds of ammunition.

A corrupt election will be a “Lexington and Concord moment”, he said, referring to the battles in 1775 at the start of the American War of Independence — the conflict from which his militia draws its name, over a disputed claim that only 3% of American colonists took up arms against Great Britain.

This combustible remix of America’s creation myths is fuelled by a paranoia that flows from Trump. The president has seized on an increase in postal voting due to the lockdown to warn that a vast fraud lies ahead. “Because of mail-in ballots, 2020 will be the most rigged election in our nations history,” he tweeted on Monday. “Rigged 2020 election: millions of mail-in ballots will be printed by foreign countries, and others. It will be the scandal of our times!” he added.

The next day, on the campaign trail in Arizona, Trump told supporters that the vote will be “the most corrupt election in the history of our country and we cannot let this happen”. The president himself is registered to vote in Florida via an absentee ballot and public health experts in his administration have encouraged voting by post. But that has not stopped Trump stoking the fires. He has made 60 false claims about postal ballots since April, according to The New York Times.

The president’s critics debate his motives. Polls indicate that he lags behind Biden by about 10 percentage points after a poorly attended rally in Oklahoma last weekend and the release of a damning memoir by John Bolton, his former national security adviser.

Is he just psyching himself and his supporters for defeat as his poll ratings sag, or more sinisterly laying the groundwork to dispute the election result? Biden has suggested that Trump might refuse to leave the White House if he lost. “It’s my greatest concern, my single greatest concern. This president is going to try to steal this election,” he said this month.

Peter Nicholas, a political writer for The Atlantic magazine, pointed out in an article this month that Trump was a persistent rule-breaker and asked: “Would he honour one of the nation’s most precious norms — the peaceful transfer of power — if it meant admitting failure?”

The nightmare some envisage begins on election night. Although the arithmetic is complex — thanks to the number of states and their weighted importance in the electoral college system — a winner usually begins to emerge by the time the last polls close on the West Coast. What if, with postal votes more common this year, the counting takes much longer?

“The big concern is that Trump could use the period between election night and the ultimate announcement of winners in each state to claim that there’s fraud and to try to generate the belief that the counting is somehow being done in an unfair way,” said Rick Hasen, a law professor at the University of California, Irvine and author of Election Meltdown: Dirty Tricks, Distrust and the Threat to American Democracy. Hasen does not believe postal-voting fraud is significant. “If you look at the overall number of cases they’re low and very few are actually conspiracies to try and steal the election as opposed to a single individual casting a ballot belonging to a family member or something like that,” he said.

Unquestionably, however, Trump’s alarms about postal voting cut through to his fans and the militia groups. “It’s self-evident that on the left they just want to win — they don’t care how. It’s not who casts the votes that matters it’s who counts them, right?” said Stewart Rhodes, founder of the Oath Keepers, former service personnel who see themselves as guardians of the constitution.

Rhodes, 55, and his members plan to patrol polling stations on November 3 in an effort to stamp out suspicious behaviour. “We’ll go undercover and look for people we think are committing voting fraud,” said the airborne veteran and Yale Law School graduate, who lives in Montana. “We’re looking for indicators that they’ve got people who aren’t US citizens voting; then we can go and suppress that behaviour by letting it be known that we’re watching. We’ll videotape them and turn it over to law enforcement.”

He added: “If Biden wins, I think a civil war is very likely because what do you do when you’ve got millions of people who reject our history, reject our constitution and want to impose Marxism on the country. We’re heading for conflict.”

In this world of far-right patriot groups, theories that the liberal billionaire George Soros owns the company that runs the voting machines, and can therefore fix the election result, are rife. They cite other culprits for election interference too: antifa (far-left anti-fascists), Black Lives Matter activists and illegal immigrants.

“The whole world view of the militia movement is based on conspiracy theories so it’s very easy for them to believe an election would be rigged to make sure a Democratic candidate, or just an establishment candidate, won,” said Mark Pitcavage, a senior research fellow at the Anti-Defamation League’s Centre on Extremism. “It requires no mental reach at all for them.”

Pitcavage believes, however, that militia groups are unlikely to rise up violently after a Trump defeat. “Given the patterns of domestic violence over the past 25 years we’d be far more likely to find isolated incidents of violence by lone individuals, small informal groups or people breaking off from formal organised groups to do something more radical or violent,” he said.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:48 (four years ago) link

Re: the last sentence in that piece. That pattern of violent reaction makes the most sense to me.

It's damned easy to talk up the idea of "taking down the enemy" as a vengeful fantasy where you are the hero, especially talking to others who share the same fantasy. Figuring out how to do it without it resulting in an abject failure to accomplish anything, other than a few random people dying before you turn the gun on yourself, is damned hard.

iow, talk is cheap and its hard to start a revolution with five guys in camo.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

Especially daunting when you realize there will be people shooting back at you.

nickn, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

He claims that in Georgia alone there are about 400 “three percenters” who have at least 1,000 guns and more than 150,000 rounds of ammunition.

I love this conflation of gun collections and ammo stockpiles with effectiveness. Basically all these guys are basement branch davidians with a death wish.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link

These stupid camo motherfuckers can't even rally around a single coherent tipping point for their Revolutionary War re-enactment. Is it Trump losing a rigged election? Biden taking your guns? Moose-lums taking tour shitty jobs that nobody wants? Keep tootin' that crank, proud boys.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

“If there’s evidence that the vote was rigged and manipulated, I’d consider that grounds for open rebellion,” said Hill, the leader of the Georgia Security Force Three Percenters, a militia group.

this is a good reminder that when the articles come out after the election about voter suppression, headlines should try to make it very clear that the rigged and manipulated part of the vote was to the benefit of republicans

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:48 (four years ago) link

that motherfucker really paraphrased malcolm x there huh.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

don't other countries likely have recordings of these calls Trump had with leaders? surprised they haven't leaked from there.

akm, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

See MatthewK’s post above

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link

the married father of two, who works as a paralegal

This just immediately turned him into a character in some Office reboot for me. The paralegal who leads a militia on weekends.

"Rhodes, 55, and his members plan to patrol polling stations on November 3 in an effort to stamp out suspicious behaviour. “We’ll go undercover and look for people we think are committing voting fraud,” said the airborne veteran and Yale Law School graduate, who lives in Montana"

Yale Law School graduate

Dan S, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:31 (four years ago) link

Paint ball hero, got stars in his eyes...

nickn, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link

I don't know, those Bundy Ranch assholes did OK for themselves. Until people are willing to arrest these gun-brandishing dickheads that storm state capitals and whatnot, I can see them getting pretty emboldened. And if people did arrest them I can see enough of their supporters freaking out enough to cause trouble. Consider folks like those St. Louis assholes. They pointed guns at protestors from their porch and double-downed on their justification. And those are just city lawyers in khakis. Dudes in camo living out in the woods are already several steps further gone.

I should say I think this kind of shit is a threat regardless of Trump or whatever catalyst. They're innately dangerous.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:57 (four years ago) link

don't we have a separate thread for the "trump is going to win/there's going to be a race war after the election" stuff?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link

They're definitely innately dangerous. Walking around with loaded weapons looking for a fight is dangerous.

I still think they're a bunch of yahoos. They can and will kill people, I have no doubt. But they're still a tiny number of delusional people. Your average joe suburbia might like to drink beer and bitch about communists, but they're mostly not going to start a war.

I mean as supposedly badass as Chris Kyle was, he got killed by someone he took to a gun range, so...

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link

Yep, cops may be the worst but they do seem to enjoy the fact that they have a monopoly on state sanctioned violence within US borders.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link

Historically, they haven't minded violence by citizens in agreement with them.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link

Iran has issued an arrest warrant for President Trump and 35 other people it says were involved in a drone strike that killed a top Iranian general in Baghdad this year and has asked for international help in detaining them https://t.co/0iF1l5uPAb

— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 30, 2020

wait til after the election, please, but after that, sure, swoop him away

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link

So much for Trump's shocking season five twist of showing up in Iran with autographed Glenn Frey solo records.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link

don't other countries likely have recordings of these calls Trump had with leaders? surprised they haven't leaked from there.

Why would anyone want to leak them?

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link

It would reflect pretty badly on the security services/ civil services of the countries in question if anything leaked.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link

Right, and other countries want to take advantage of American weakness for their own interests. Leaking would not help with that.

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link

Oh yes, absolutely, having some absolute clown in the White House can be used to their advantage and, at the end of the day, he's the USA's problem not theirs.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

The biggest barrier against Trump-related leaks would seem to be potential leakers asking themselves this question: who is likely to suffer greater consequences from this bombshell, Donald Trump or myself?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link

It would reflect pretty badly on the security services/ civil services of the countries in question if anything leaked.

The same thing holds true domestically, and yet, it happens!

My point is that you'd think inevitably *someone* would want to leak them, because that is human nature. Clearly plenty of people have leaked plenty of things about Trump (and not been caught). Why? To make him look bad. Why? For power? Not necessarily. We're on an internet forum right now. People shitpost and trash talk on the internet because they can. I'm not saying (for example) Scott Morrison would hold some press conference and play a tape, but there are lots of people on all of these calls, and lots of readouts. Just as the leaks that have come out haven't exactly lead their targets back to their respective sources (except when Trump stupidly does it himself), it would be relatively easy to leak damaging or embarrassing material about Trump without revealing its specific source. Why? Because even if he's not necessarily their problem, he's a huge asshole that trash talks everyone else and deserves it.

But of course, at the same time he is everyone's problem, and the notion that a significant number of nations would want Trump in office to be used to their advantage seems unlikely. Israel, maybe, or Brazil, certainly Russia and China, but not, like Canada, or Mexico, or France or Germany or lots of other countries who are hurt, set back or threatened by his ineptitude. But then, I suppose there's a good chance he doesn't talk to those countries anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link

(I mean, I get it, I get why this doesn't happen, but I'm still surprised it doesn't happen. Mark Burnett can't be the only one sitting on shit from the set of "The Apprentice," and yet I guess that stuff is locked down tight.")

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

Yeah I’d be tempted to leak just to try and help lessen the possibility that I’d have to spend four more years listening to this moron on the phone

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

I keep thinking that it's in the public interest for me to release this video of Trump strangling a maître d' but then I'm like, is it worth suffering death threats for the rest of my life for the half day of outrage it generates before something more outrageous supplants it in the news cycle?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

Maybe sign it "anonymous."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

Because even if he's not necessarily their problem, he's a huge asshole that trash talks everyone else and deserves it.

Let Americans do it then, the rest of the world has its own issues to deal with.

But of course, at the same time he is everyone's problem, and the notion that a significant number of nations would want Trump in office to be used to their advantage seems unlikely. Israel, maybe, or Brazil, certainly Russia and China, but not, like Canada, or Mexico, or France or Germany or lots of other countries who are hurt, set back or threatened by his ineptitude. But then, I suppose there's a good chance he doesn't talk to those countries anymore.

It's not a case of wanting Trump in office, it's up to the USA to get rid of Trump. He's not going to be there forever and it's to no-one's advantage to have the next US president wondering whether his communications with other world leaders is subject to be leaked because some civil servant in another country doesn't like him.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I mean, the USA is everyone's problem, but I just checked a few French newspapers & the only stories about the USA are about the rona, the Golden State killer, & the Russian-funded bounties on American soldiers. The US president is not a major focus of our media attention.

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link

Maybe if people leaked the good stuff.

Anyway.

On Fox News, Club for Growth ran an ad targeting the never-Trump PAC, The Lincoln Project.

Not sure I remember another instance of a PAC targeting another PAC like that before.

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) June 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:52 (four years ago) link

Also I saw that CNN story that Macron has been the national leader who has called the US president the most. He doesn't want the US president to stay in office, but he knows a mark & wants to get what he can for France out of him. While that's overtly true of Putin & Erdogan, it's also true of other world powers, even "allies".

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link

It seems very weird to expect the rest of the world to fix the United States

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

Nothing new. The UK establishment considered Reagan an abject moron and you can be sure Thatcher tried her best to use that to the UK's advantage.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

Pulling out of the Paris climate accord, pulling out of the Iran deal, that kind of stuff is (afaict) detrimental to every signatory's best interests. But who said anything about other countries fixing the US, or solving our problems? We all know releasing embarrassing information about Trump won't do that, it would just be releasing embarrassing stuff for the sake of it. Or sometimes for even more inscrutable reasons. Like, domestically, it's now being reported that intelligence services knew the Russian bounty story as far back as early 2019. So why does it leak out now? Who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

Anyway, this is silly, there's no lack of leaks from this administration. I just like anything that makes him look bad. (Worse.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link

Wow, look at this squeaker:

In about 40m, KY has tabulated another approx 40% of the vote, and McGrath’s lead over Boooker has almost entirely vanished. h/t @fka_tabs pic.twitter.com/Np5cANOnuf

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

Yes, that's the other thing, what's the point in any other country damaging their own long term interests by leaking stuff about Trump when the opposition to Trump in the USA has proved itself woefuly incapable of inflicting any damage on him or hodling him to acocunt in any way whatsoever?

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link

Went a bit covfefe there, sorry.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

covfefe tales iv: the hodl to acocunt

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

tweeting THE LONE WARRIOR absent any context is objectively funny, sorry.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

yes, it is.

it would make more sense as a 3:20am tweet, like he suddenly woke up from a terrible dream and tweeted that immediately, not knowing why.

but instead it was almost 11am, eastern

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

jmm, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

xpost booker/mcgrath, i don't know wasserman's reasoning, but:

Ok, I've finally seen enough: Amy McGrath (D) has defeated Charles Booker (D) in the #KYSEN primary.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) June 30, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

here's the WashPo tally, which i think has more up-to-date data:

https://i.imgur.com/ztm4e1i.png

i think the reasoning behind calling it for mcgrath is that the remaining votes are now in rural districts.

tbh, either one of them is going to lose to mcconnell. but booker would have inspired a lot more people along the way than fucking amy mcgrath will

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

I disagree, but we will never know.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

you disagree that they'd both lose to mcconnell? i'd say mcgrath has a 99.9999999999999% chance of losing to mcconnell, but booker had a 95% chance of losing to him.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

then again, i probably don't have a good feel for the political motivations of the totally non-racist people of kentucky who have re-elected a comic supervillain as their senator every 6 years since 1984

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link

Booker would have awakened the sleeping progressive giant in...Kentucky.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

McGrath polls better against McConnell right now, but doesn't mean Booker couldn't get people more fired up by November.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

not leaking stuff about trump is the right strategic move for pretty much any foreign country.

but saying it hasn't happened because it wouldn't be strategically wise requires you to believe all those foreign countries are strategically wise, which seems like a stretch.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link

2007 census has KY as the second most white state in the south, after west virginia and #45 in per capita income overall (WV is #49); mitch is both symptom and cause of a lot of that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

i believe these to be true:

mcgrath is going to win.

neither of them would come within five points of mcconnell.

booker would have run a better campaign and raised more money which would have forced mcconnell to spend more time and money at home, and been better for down ballot races in kentucky.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

(mcgrath is going to win the primary)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

xp booker can be a better candidate for democrats, and still lose. both of those of things can happen.

i can tell you, when you grow up in a place like rural kentucky, and you're a young person that cares about things, it is incredibly depressing when the democrats in all their wisdom prop up centrist military vets as the candidate year after year, if they bother to try at all.

a true progressive candidate may not win, but they give a whole bunch of people of conscience something to fight for. fighting a losing campaign for booker would be very different than fighting a losing campaign for mcgrath, in terms of working toward a future where people don't roll their eyes at the likelihood of a progressive winning in KY

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

yeah once you realize that electoral success in this race on this occasion is unlikely you can and should choose a candidate that has other strengths, which booker has. unfortunately mcgrath had too much time and money and there were enough spoiler candidates.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

xxpost No, I disagree that Booker would do much or any better than McGrath. They are both doomed to lose to Mitch, though you never know, it could be closer than past elections.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

Dems really going to take every single wrong lesson from this election huh

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

josh, just curious, what do you think about my point about booker being more inspiring to democrats in KY than mcgrath, that it's about more than this single election, it's about showing democrats in KY that they could actually be involved in something inspiring and important, etc

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

McGrath, by winning (assuming she won), proves she better reflects the party atm, but only barely. Booker had the potential to move and to change the party, to a point where he became the better reflection. But elections are a snapshot of where things stand on election day. McGrath.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

just ftr my comment isn’t to dunk on KY democrats per se;

just that these kinda of wins will only serve to embolden the absolute worst ppl outside of MAGAland

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

McGrath, by winning (assuming she won), proves she better reflects the party atm, but only barely.

i think it only proves that she was the outsized benefit of early voting (booker didn't pick up steam til late) and that she had a ton of money from outside actors, and at an early stage of her campiagn, while booker did not

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

We need tipsy mothra in here.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

McGrath is a good candidate, and in the South, characters like her or my current governor (West Point/airborne CPT Jon Bel Edwards) are the best chance of preventing the very worst of the ignoramuses from winning. It's a big tent. I don't like it, but squeaking out wins for non-monsters means moderates painted in the flag.

McGrath will do very well in out of state funding, as she did in the primary.

4'33" at an abattoir (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

so I have a confession

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

Jon Ossoff's hot.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

Was at a red light and thought that said Stossel

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfyA5whMGAw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

Dems really going to take every single wrong lesson from this election huh

evergreen post

time is running out to retweet boing.gif (sic), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

xxpost No, I disagree that Booker would do much or any better than McGrath. They are both doomed to lose to Mitch, though you never know, it could be closer than past elections.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 12:48 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

is this an xpost to me? it seems like a misreading of my comment. if you think they'll both lose, what's your definition of "better"?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

think that was an xpost to me. i had asked "josh, just curious, what do you think about my point about booker being more inspiring to democrats in KY than mcgrath, that it's about more than this single election, it's about showing democrats in KY that they could actually be involved in something inspiring and important, etc"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

you asked that after his post.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

whoops sorry, i need to stop multitasking ilx with work, everything's getting screwed up today.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it was to Karl. McGrath or Booker would likely lose to Mitch, but I don't think Booker would necessarily do better than McGrath.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

But we will never know.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

To follow on to Karl's point, is there any utility in talking about how this race is perceived outside Kentucky?

Especially if you think either D candidate would lose. Seems like some of the reflected warmth from a Booker victory would be about non-Kentuckian progressives being made to feel better, or more energized, or more vindicated, or ore hopeful or whatever.

Like, as far as I know nobody here lives in Kentucky (though I'd be happy to be contradicted on this point). But we're all watching it and trying to read the tea leaves.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link

Well, I suppose one reason to pay attention is that a state is more than its senators and congressmen. There are governors, local government, school boards, that sort of thing. So seeing how far one side goes in one direction could give hints on where all those other races could go, or could one day go. And if that persists then it could indicate where top ballot races might be heading.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

This is why I asked what your definition of “better” is in a race that neither candidate can win. “Loses by the least” is missing an opportunity imo (although I guess that tends to help downballot races).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

tipsy and roxymuzak live in TN

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

Would the loser be in opposition throughout the next political term and therefore be being influential on what was happening during the period. Or is it just a figurehead role for the one position?
Would have thought having a more liberal opposition might have some effect anyway.

Also I thought McConnell was becoming really unpopular i KY according to things i was hearing a few months ago. So has he got less unpopular since then?
Thought he was recognised to be completely evil.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

I think he's the least popular member of Congress but idk how his numbers are in Kentucky

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

speaking of kentucky

A quote from Rand Paul at the Senate coronavirus hearing: "We shouldn't presume that a group of experts somehow knows what's best for everyone."

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 30, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

Thought he was recognised to be completely evil.

― Stevolende, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 3:53 PM (eleven minutes ago)

Evil gets pretty good poll numbers in the US

rob, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

.@PressSec: ‘The President does read’

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 30, 2020

Juanita was robbed (Eric H.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

The White House says Trump has now been briefed on what was in his daily written intelligence briefing back in February, per the NYT.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) June 30, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

TFW you tell your boss the thing you already told him in an email and he goes 'why didn't you tell me that before'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

"The president does read" for July thread title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Has anyone pieced together what he was actually doing that day, and the following day?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

he met with D1amond and S1lk in the oval office, for one thing

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

tipsy and roxymuzak live in TN

roxy is actually in Virginia these days fwiw.

From TN, it's always interesting to watch Kentucky. Democrats have obviously not been eliminated from serious statewide competition in Kentucky the way they have here for at least the near future. But the same kind of Booker-McGrath arguments play out among progressives here. The most recent iteration was in 2018, when a lot of Tennessee lefties bemoaned the nomination of super-old white guy moderate Phil Bredesen to run against Marsha Blackburn. When he got trounced, there were some definite told-you-so's from the left, but imo anyone farther left than Bredesen would have done worse. He did in fact rack up a good number of moderate Republican votes — which you could see in the difference between the Senate results and the governor's race — but not nearly enough to be competitive.

So my gut instinct is that in a legitimately close race in a mostly red state, a more moderate candidate is more likely to capitalize on anti-Trump disgust than a more progressive one. The trade-off is that it alienates the younger activists -- so if you don't have a really close race, if you're probably going to lose anyway, you might do better with a younger, more inspiring candidate who can energize people and build for the future. But it's a hard call.

Ahh! i had forgotten that roxy was 'gone'.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

So my gut instinct is that in a legitimately close race in a mostly red state, a more moderate candidate is more likely to capitalize on anti-Trump disgust than a more progressive one.

i lean toward this view too. i had typed out a long post earlier that i think i deleted about doug jones vs roy moore, 2017 special election. in those circumstances, doug jones was a great candidate for that situation. roy moore seemed to be purposefully self-sabotaging his campaign. democrats just needed to run a non-pedophile that didn't scare anyone in alabama off with thoughts of imminent marxist revolution, and it worked.

but for the more common races in red states, where everything is so heavily tilted toward the republican candidate, i don't think it always makes sense to run a moderate - in general i'd lean toward the candidate that inspires the most ANYTHING out of left-leaning voters. mcgrath is not that candidate, booker is (imo)

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

but then again, i'm not your typical potential democratic voter in KY. maybe a lot of KY democrats are really stoked about mcgrath, who knows. but as a kid growing up in another red rural state, all i know is that i didn't get interesting in politics until my early 20s, after i had left missouri, and part of the reason was that i didn't encounter any inspiring state-wide politicians until i got the fuck out of dodge

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

/typos, sorry

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

in general i'd lean toward the candidate that inspires the most ANYTHING out of left-leaning voters. mcgrath is not that candidate, booker is (imo)

I get that, but my question is: is that more about inspiring people who are like, well, ilxorz (who don't live there and just want to applaud a progressive Quixote from outside Kentucky), or inspiring actual Kentuckians?

To put it more crudely, does it make sense for Kentucky Democrats to go in with the candidate that excites Brooklyn? Or the one that excites Louisville?

xp and then your subsequent post addresses exactly that so never mind

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

haha yeah, i realize it's way more complicated than i make it seem.

i guess to address your question, it probably makes more sense for KY Democrats to go for a fighter pilot, but they shouldn't be surprised with the persistent brain drain of their KY's most thoughtful people moving to blue states

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

you can move to queens and AOC will be your rep, or you can move to missouri and try to get anyone on earth excited for whoever inherited the legacy of dick gephardt

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

lol, i'm not making any sense. i am having a nightmare day at WFH (work from hell) and i'm taking it out on dick gephardt. this is a new low

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

I always take out my bad days by beating the dick

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

dick gephardt is a concept
by which we take out our bad days
i'll say it again

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

hence my turn to the writing of Ossoff slashfic

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

I was born in lville and lived there til I was 18, most of my living relatives are there and I have tons of friends there so I pay pretty close attention, and I gave $$$ to the Booker campaign. There is no question that Booker excited Louisville, but also he was entirely obscure until the murders of Breanna Taylor/ David MCAtee. And there is no question that a white woman is going to do better throughout the state than a black man in a senate contest. Should McConnell persist, which is more than likely, I would tend to think that Booker has a much brighter future than McGrath, who most people on this thread must know is consulted within an inch of her life and is from the part of Kentucky that is more or less part of Cincinatti, alongside the lunatic Thomas "Dr. No" Msssie and those dick kids who fucked with the native american man at the washington monument.

I went to school with and knew well McConnell's eldest daughter and knew her two younger sisters. It is clear to me that they plainly despise him and were particularly humiliated by his role shephereding Brett Kavanaugh. The middle daughter is a DC do gooder of some note.

veronica moser, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

xp I'm from Missouri and even I have no interest in defending the honor of Dick Gephardt.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

In other news people are just going to shrug at and ignore, Arizona GOP official Paul Peterson pleaded guilty to selling Pacific Islander babies https://t.co/FMorZoX67P

— Jeff Yang (@originalspin) June 25, 2020

hey isn't this the shit all the QAnon folks are supposed to care about

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

Hey, who hasn't sold a few babies here and there

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link

frogbs, you seem to not understand that they only care about babies who lack melanin

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

oh, you don't get that I was being SARCASTIC !????

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

Point taken, could be read as non-sarcastic, too.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link

sorry, my brain is totally broken by all this shit

it's one thing to see the right wing conspiracy machine get more and more insane and implausible but it's something else to see all those crazy conspiracies manifest themselves inside the Republican party and nobody giving a shit

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

It's like the whack-a-mole of giving a shit, because no matter which one you focus on there will be a different one popping up in a few seconds, which is 100% by design

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

The GOP is literally a dude pointing at an aghast bystander and howling 'MURDERER!' while actively murdering someone with the other hand.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link

Literally. They are literally that.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link

I think we may have covered that everything they accuse Democrats of doing is projection, hmm, let me see

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

that does ring a bell...

but despite how eternal nature of the issue, it does seem to be bad that republicans literally kill people every day by refusing to expand medicaid so that rush limbaugh won't get mad at them

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link

gotta love those little npr segments where they lightheartedly note that a lot of people think mcconnell is really evil and that his nickname is "grim reaper" and "darth vader", then everyone does the quick short npr laugh and moves on. but actually...mitch mcconnell has the blood of hundreds of thousands of people on his hands imo

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

hi, i'm steve inskeep. senator mcconnell, by any measure you are a remorseless bloodthirsty murderer of hundreds of thousands of people who must be stopped by any means possible. but let's talk about your recent support of face masks...

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

I stopped listening to NPR about a week after the 2016 election, highly recommend

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

I should say, too, that NPR was a vital source of news where I was living. I just couldn't stand the equivocating nature of the programming any longer, and then their reporting on the national tragedy where a bunch of friends died sealed the deal.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

(heard about that latter reporting from friends)

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

it's nice that this NYT bounty story gave another oppty for organic-lifestyle liberals to sound like chest-thumping cold warriors day after day.

Leon Panetta was just on BBC America and seemed confused whether such bounties would be "murder" or "an act of war." As he would be.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

My wife has our car radio set to NPR and two seconds between starting the ignition and turning the radio off is easily the worst part of my day. Would honestly rather watch Fox News.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

oh cmon, it can be annoying but it is not that terrible. you must have never seen fox news.

akm, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

The constant he said/she said on NPR is like nails on a chalkboard.

DJI, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link

NPR voice/editing is the worst radio voice.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

I gave up on NPR after getting ragingly mad about Diane Rehm gladhanding some Bush-era monster circa 2012.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

Is Terri Gross still the worst interviewer on Earth?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link

Is it fashionable to dislike NPR?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

That honour goes to Geraldine Doogue who does Saturday morning on ABC radio national in Australia who combines a lack of preparation with a careless conservatism and an inappropriate guffaw that sounds like someone strangling a goose.

Xpost

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

i was on a long drive maybe 5 years ago and they were re-airing an interview Gross did with Trent Reznor and the contempt in his voice was undeniable. and he had every right because it was a laughably bad interviewing.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

xpost
NPR is Fox News for people who will watch Fox News later in life, but don't watch it yet.

Bnad, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

don't agree

maybe she lost it over the years but Gross's interview with Nancy Reagan about the AIDS crisis was great

don't listen to NPR anymore because I'm not commuting, but c'mon - worst radio voice, worst interviewer on Earth, ragingly mad, nails on a chalkboard, would rather watch Fox News - they are not that bad

Dan S, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link

I’m serious. NPR radio’s national news coverage is sonically very unpleasant to listen to, it’s politically vacuous at best, and you learn nothing from it if you’re even modestly informed. I’d rather watch Fox News.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

As someone who is forced to watch Fox News regularly, no, no you don't

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:27 (four years ago) link

don't know much about you caek but I can't imagine you watching Fox News

Dan S, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link

Cop Rock, then

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link

I would rather watch Fox News any day of the week—at least it has comic/shock value.

I find NPR insufferable not just for its patronizing pseudo/neolib politics and desperate both-sides-ing but as w/ caek its relentlessly beige tone and production values...I listen to a minute and feel like my phone has died and I’m stuck in an dentist’s waiting room with the last six issues of Time magazine

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link

At the request of many great Americans who live in the Suburbs, and others, I am studying the AFFH housing regulation that is having a devastating impact on these once thriving Suburban areas. Corrupt Joe Biden wants to make them MUCH WORSE. Not fair to homeowners, I may END!

Great timing with this one fuck was

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link

Is it fashionable to dislike NPR?🕸

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link

Hickenlooper wins the primary, will take on Gardner in CO

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

"I find NPR insufferable not just for its patronizing pseudo/neolib politics and desperate both-sides-ing but as w/ caek its relentlessly beige tone and production values"

right

Dan S, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:49 (four years ago) link

"I may END!" for July thread title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

This motherfucker has only ever studied a McDonald’s menu

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

coulda sang the mcdonald's menu song in the 80s

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link

Jfc at that tweet about AFFH and FHA.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link

he is such a dumbass and such a piece of shit aaaaaaaaaa

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 02:38 (four years ago) link

I googled AFFH and one of the first returns was some vile trash from earlier today in national review, which presumably was turned into a Fox News segment that became a meme that trump halfway understood

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 02:47 (four years ago) link

I like NPR

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

He retweeted a guy who calls himself "Trump's Black Grandson".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

what does this sentence mean

I know better than anyone that my friend Roger Ailes died 3 years ago, just look at what happened to @FoxNews. We all miss Roger!!!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:15 (four years ago) link

he's saying he killed Roger Ailes and y'all better watch out

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

"I Killed Ailes With My Mushroom Dick"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:19 (four years ago) link

xps - It means that no matter how often FOX News tongues his taint, he still can find minor things that sound to him like mild criticism, so that his immediate instinct is to whine about it in the hope they cringe before him so submissively it will make up for it.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:23 (four years ago) link

i thought i knew roger ailes 3 years ago

but trump knows better than anyone

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link

yea I think I kinda understood the idea of the tweet but, like....that first sentence is something bad AI would write

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

NPR is a lot more than just measured daily news political coverage. My favorite show was always "1A" with Joshua Johnson. He got poached for something on MSNBC, but he's being replaced by Jenn White, an excellent mainstay of Chicago's public radio.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link

this rules because 200k people get healthcare and it puts healthcare in the news

🚨 Medicaid expansion referendum SUCCEEDS in Oklahoma.

IT'S DONE, @TheOklahoman_ confirms.

200,000 people will gain access to public insurance in one of the country's most conservative states.

— Taniel (@Taniel) July 1, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:02 (four years ago) link

FINALLY

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link

(not naive enough to think it will be a big story on its own but there's a developing drumbeat of healthcare stuff)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

pretty incredibly and damning follow-up to that by @taniel:

Oklahoma is the 5th state to adopt Medicaid expansion via popular initiative. This one is a constitutional amendment too.

Maine (2017). Idaho, Utah, Nebraska (2018). Oklahoma 2020.

In all those states, GOP leaders blocked the expansion, but immense organizing finally expanded.

— Taniel (@Taniel) July 1, 2020

they're trying their best to kill people, but slowly over the course of several years people in some of the most conservative states in the country are forcing them to do it. i have no idea what is keeping the state legislators from proactively doing it other than denial

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:35 (four years ago) link

they hate obama seriously that is all it is

Clay, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:53 (four years ago) link

Any popular expansion of the social safety net is a tax they can’t repeal, that’s even more crucial than Obama’s association with it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link

i know, but...even their own very conservative constituents are begging them to expand it! at some point, doesn't the weird logic have to swing back around? like, they hated obama and the expansion of the social safety net, ultimately, because they thought voters hated it. but when conservative voters across the country force them to confront the idea that maybe things have changed...why not get out ahead of it and show that they can change their minds too?

i should be a republican consultant. "you guys have to stop being such dicks, is the thing"

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:02 (four years ago) link

in other news,

https://www.rollcall.com/2020/06/30/colorado-rep-scott-tipton-ousted-in-primary-by-gun-rights-activist/

https://i.imgur.com/Q94LHxh.png

Boebert owns a restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, where the staff openly carry firearms, according to The Colorado Sun. She also grabbed headlines last year when she confronted Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke over his support for an assault weapons ban and his comment in a debate, “Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47.”

“I am here to say: Hell, no, you’re not,” Boebert told the former Texas congressman, The Denver Post reported. O’Rourke dropped out of the race in November.

Boebert has also been associated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, which centers on the belief that Trump is fighting a secret campaign against enemies in the “deep state.”

According to Colorado Public Radio, Boebert appeared on a “Q-friendly web show” and said, “I hope that this is real. It only means America is getting stronger and better, and people are returning to conservative values and that’s what I am for.”

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:07 (four years ago) link

I am here to say: Hell, no, you’re not,” Boebert told the former Texas congressman, The Denver Post reported. O’Rourke dropped out of the race in November.

i like the implication there's a causal relationship between these two sentences.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link

It’s ok, big fella. We know, we know. You got confused. Go to bed. See you in the morning. https://t.co/mheyiM4AmJ

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) July 1, 2020

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:32 (four years ago) link

"Rifle, Colorado" for July Thread Title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:45 (four years ago) link

i like the implication there's a causal relationship between these two sentences. Yeah I spotted that, that was nasty.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 05:46 (four years ago) link

jeff sessions' obituary: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/30/magazine/jeff-sessions.html

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 06:07 (four years ago) link

I made it half way then may have said "who the fuck cares?" out loud. Goodbye, one of five free Times articles!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link

caek otm re NPR

I was a booster and frequent contributor for years but it became increasingly difficult for me to sit through oh about 4 years ago.

tbf to NPR I don’t know that they changed much, if at all.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

I should put this entire NPR conversation on an "examples of white privilege" thread

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

SoORRY JOSH!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

That article was the Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Islands of Dark Soups of political profiles

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

No typos there, look up the real games

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

really goin after that black vote

NYC is cutting Police $’s by ONE BILLION DOLLARS, and yet the @NYCMayor is going to paint a big, expensive, yellow Black Lives Matter sign on Fifth Avenue, denigrating this luxury Avenue. This will further antagonize New York’s Finest, who LOVE New York & vividly remember the....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2020

....horrible BLM chant, “Pigs In A Blanket, Fry ‘Em Like Bacon”. Maybe our GREAT Police, who have been neutralized and scorned by a mayor who hates & disrespects them, won’t let this symbol of hate be affixed to New York’s greatest street. Spend this money fighting crime instead!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

ugh fuck this dude forever

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

Pigs In A Blanket, Fry ‘Em Like Bacon = new thread title

rob, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

WNYC's local programming is even worse; the midday talk show has a moment of meditation, which at least is a break from the happy-talk host. Bring back [redacted]. xxxxxp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

Denigrating This Luxury Avenue

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link

xp since we loves the throes of wite gilt on the npr ilx-psych front-- i stopped listening to npr about 2012-14 ish when more podlike shit became tolerably listenable. i try to get reliable reporting stuff elsewhere. on the downside from this, i now get more commentary shit from EVERYWHERE, and less good news stuff that i'd like, but every half-listen attempt at npr since 2016 has been pretty infuriating. am i gonna listen to inskeep passively swallow bill barr nonsense without serious-ass followups on the regular? no. (i regretted listening to that one).

wow, rifle makes the pages. this front ranger looks at rifle and the hickenlooper candidacy and cynically thinks "oh, you two are fucking secretly made for each other. maybe sen hick will try to shovel $$$$$ at shale-oil again, to make silt happen."

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

I don't understand why anyone listens to the radio.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

^LL Cool J trying to stay relevant in 2020

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

i didn't either, until i held a mindless data entry temp job for half a year. then, talk radio became my lord and savior

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link

A little confused about why hating NPR is an example of white guilt-- seems to be more an example of hating equivocating liberal nonsense.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

I think my inability to fathom listening to the radio is because I'm never in a car. I'm on my couch all day with my laptop open; if I want to listen to music it's either on Spotify or from my own iTunes collection. And listening to a politician being interviewed by a journalist would be torture.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

xp tbc my wite gilt comment was unfunny joekishness and i agree with you.

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link

i don't hear inskeep doing that at all, if anything he's irritatingly left-biased with his snarky "oh so you're saying ....blah blah blah"

akm, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link

A little confused about why hating NPR is an example of white guilt-- seems to be more an example of hating equivocating liberal nonsense.


I think my “I’d rather watch Fox News” is white privilege to be fair.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

if anything I wld imagine white privilege is listening to NPR and buying its worldview...it strikes me as the audio balm for quickly assuageable white guilt

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

these ppl "taking their medicine" on their morning drives to work

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link

not to be too trenchant but ilx picking and choosing specific middle class media/experiences/opinions as more or less privileged is like a group of goldfish arguing which side of the bowl is wetter.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

it is striking when the BBC portion comes up on NPR, where the host actually acts "tough" questions AND doesn't (as easily) let the interviewee avoid them. It's like the Americans on NPR are terrified of awkward moments.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

asks not acts

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

BBC radio 4 is a rough start to the day emotionally and it’s politically suspect but it’s not aural cottage cheese and it doesn’t do the “the truth is in the middle” thing to the same extent. I get that npr radio is better than talk radio in the US but that’s a low low bar. It’s the best turd in a pile of turds.

Ha xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

Is it fashionable to dislike NPR?

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Say, isn't it time for a new thread? Or are we just waiting for Trump to hear what stupid thing Trump barfs out before committing to a thread title?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

v v true.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

Anyway. You know what I meant and wasn't able to coherently write.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

voting for "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue" for July

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

^

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

okay, going for it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

I think Rand Paul should get the place of honor this month -- "We Shouldn't Presume That A Group Of Experts Somehow Knows What's Best"

Irritable Baal (WmC), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

minus all the capital letters

Irritable Baal (WmC), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

it is striking when the BBC portion comes up on NPR, where the host actually acts "tough" questions AND doesn't (as easily) let the interviewee avoid them. It's like the Americans on NPR are terrified of awkward moments.


Remember when at the beginning of the Trump admin when they asked a former colleague of Flynn’s about his character and the interviewee was trying to say what a disaster he would be and the nNPR person’s takeaway was that Flynn was “messy like Pig Pen”.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link


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