People that you've never heard of, people that are in the dark shadows -- US Politics September 2020

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

Only 30 days this month for the Big Guy to figure out a way to invoke The Munsters!

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:27 (five years ago)

https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1200x680/public/wire/legacy/dark-shadows-jonathan-frid-barnabas-collins.jpg

JOIN ANTIFA!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

just read the headline "Don’t Just Focus on Election Day. Treat All of October as Election Month."
can I please be put into a coma

rob, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:52 (five years ago)

SCOOP: Trump campaign official Jason Miller was paid $20,000 a month for “podcast & radio” work with Bannon’s nonprofit currently under investigation, according to court documents. He was ducking child support at the time. Me @Salon https://t.co/uBT8oXBE5d

— Roger Sollenberger (@SollenbergerRC) September 1, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

Jason Miller resembles the offspring that would result if John Travolta achieved congress with a beaver

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

lmao I read that then looked at the picture

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

saturday night beaver

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 14:49 (five years ago)

loool, lock thread. It can only go downhill from that.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 14:53 (five years ago)

Seriously, just start over.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

https://i0.wp.com/31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rjgeGVv91rrgd02o2_500.gif?ssl=1

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

Really wanna hear more about the planes full of thugs in black with all kinds of gear.

nashwan, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:09 (five years ago)

I think I've heard enough about that to believe it's true.

Anyway.

While one should always be alert to the possibility of systematic polling errors in either direction, this (alleging that polls are biased by 5-6 points against Trump because of shy Trump voters) is completely insane.https://t.co/ESIk22qjZl pic.twitter.com/AcWwaWojD9

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 1, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

here's a potential discussion topic to kick off what's sure to be a very normal and quiet month of September, 2020.

josh marshall has been bringing up the issue of how the biden administration will (or will not) hold the trump administration accountable for what happened. he thinks that 1) the scale of corruption is so huge, we need an audit. not in the form of house investigations or trials or litigation, but just an accounting of what has happened. and 2) if we don't plan for this audit now, during these months, it won't happen.

june 30: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/biden-should-commit-to-and-trump-should-be-warned-the-cover-ups-end-in-january
july 22: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/folks-the-executive-branch-needs-an-audit
september 1: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/accountability-should-be-on-the-ballot-now

here's a bit from today:

But the issue is less plans – there are a lot of ways to go about it. The issue is the will, laying the groundwork now and doing some planning in advance. As I’ve noted many times now, the mix of reconstruction, on-going catastrophe and politics will be so overwhelming in a possible new Biden administration that this kind of accounting and audit will almost certainly fall by the wayside if there isn’t a clear plan and set of commitments going in. Yet I see little concrete evidence of it two months out from the election. I have actually thought of putting together some basic, general text to use for getting commitments from members of Congress and political leaders, even though that’s a bit outside my comfort zone at this point in the site’s history and my role in it.

Some think that planning in advance is either bad karma (you’ll jinx it) or shows a certain presumptuous: focus on winning. Don’t get ahead of yourselves. But this seems wrongheaded on a few fronts. It is part of the accountability. You say what you plan to do in advance, just as you do with more traditional public policy. Most specifically, the public should know that accountability for corruption is on the ballot. Restoring constitutional government is on the ballot.

But what are we talking about? I would say a firm commitment to institute an orderly review of public corruption and law breaking under the previous administration using first and foremost the records of the government of the United States. This isn’t all that’s required. Far from it. But a new administration will inherit the books, as it were, the records of the US government. Yes, there is likely to be some document destruction and some things will have gone intentionally unrecorded. But governments are records producing machines. It’s simply not possible not to create a fairly ample record. There are no privilege issues by definition because the holder of the relevant privileges is the current leader of the executive branch. That’s where to start.

anyway, what do you all think? if/when we get to a biden presidency in jan 21, what do you want his administration to do re: the trump nightmare?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

an audit is the best you can expect I think

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

1) the scale of corruption is so huge, we need an audit. not in the form of house investigations or trials or litigation, but just an accounting of what has happened. and 2) if we don't plan for this audit now, during these months, it won't happen.

i should say, that's my own (really brief) summary of what he thinks, and it's not complete. for example, marshall doesn't say that there should NOT be trials and litigation, etc, just that at bare minimum we need a commitment from biden and democratic leadership to audit the trump administration's activities in the first place

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

trying to reduce multiposts on the same topic in the 9th month of 2020, sorry, but one more thought. i think this bolded part is really important:

Some think that planning in advance is either bad karma (you’ll jinx it) or shows a certain presumptuous: focus on winning. Don’t get ahead of yourselves. But this seems wrongheaded on a few fronts. It is part of the accountability. You say what you plan to do in advance, just as you do with more traditional public policy. Most specifically, the public should know that accountability for corruption is on the ballot. Restoring constitutional government is on the ballot.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

The Obama administration's disinterest to Bush corruption hurt him more than he thought. If Both Sides do it, then you vote for the Outsider.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

Also:

WASHINGTON — President Trump’s support has eroded among key groups of voters who backed him in 2016 — a major reason why he continues to trail former Vice President Joe Biden and a prime motivator for the president’s reelection strategy of emphasizing violent disorder in the nation’s cities.

Trump’s decline among parts of his 2016 base is a chief finding so far from the USC Dornsife Daybreak Poll, which tracked voter preferences daily four years ago and is doing so again this year. Overall, Trump has lost support from about 9% of voters who backed him in 2016, the poll finds.

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-09-01/trump-slipped-among-key-groups-backed-him-2016

The poll shows no major shift in the race during the last two weeks, belying much speculation that the back-to-back national political conventions and violence in Portland, Ore., and Kenosha, Wis., might have changed what has been an unusually stable contest.

During the Democratic convention, Biden gained 2 percentage points and Trump lost 2 points; Trump then regained some of that ground during his convention, a week-by-week comparison of the poll’s tracking shows.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

An audit and/or investigations obviously need to happen, AND they need to pass or tighten up a lot of laws to make clear that the shit Trump's gotten away with in terms of mining the office for financial gain is really and truly illegal (because clearly we can't rely on the emoluments clause).

But I sort of doubt much of that happens, especially not if the Senate doesn't flip. There will be a lot of tut-tutters warning that focusing on Trump will make the Democrats look vindictive and just rile up the right.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

I know this gets brought up every week but the fact that people legitimately believe this man is a strong and capable leader is baffling to me, how are all his voters not extremely embarrassed by this

It never ends! Now they are trying to say that your favorite President, me, went to Walter Reed Medical Center, having suffered a series of mini-strokes. Never happened to THIS candidate - FAKE NEWS. Perhaps they are referring to another candidate from another Party!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 1, 2020

(fwiw I don't think anyone is actually reporting he had a bunch of strokes)

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

He sounds like a newspaper comments section in the form of a garbage bag filled with rotten mayo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

Meanwhile, a local Republican office-holder on my Facebook feed is posting the thing about how antifa.com takes you straight to Biden's campaign page, and she clearly does not understand that this is an internet prank. (Nor do the people commenting on it.) Oh Boomers.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

anyway, what do you all think? if/when we get to a biden presidency in jan 21, what do you want his administration to do re: the trump nightmare?

I think a huge difference is that unlike past former presidents, Trump will not go gently into retirement. He will propel himself right back into the public eye, as a businessman, as a TV star, as an obnoxious asshole at every turn. Except that he will do it as a heavy scrutinized citizen, which is to say, he (and his family) will doubtless commit more crimes but likely get caught this time as it happens, and be at the mercy of courts everywhere without a Get Out of Jail Free card. So yeah, it would be nice to get an accounting of all the shit he did in office, but primarily to ensure new laws, rules and stopgaps to make sure it doesn't happen again. As for his own criminality and malfeasance, Trump Inc. will have nowhere to turn and few allies to turn to.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

yeah I'm curious how the GOP treats him after his term is over. I mean they don't *really* like him do they?

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

Meanwhile, a local Republican office-holder on my Facebook feed is posting the thing about how antifa.com takes you straight to Biden's campaign page, and she clearly does not understand that this is an internet prank. (Nor do the people commenting on it.) Oh Boomers.

unless someone intervened, shit like this would get all the way to some senate investigation led by chuck grassley, trying to figure out whether it's true that people can own websites, and asking the tough questions, like what is a website and how does it change?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

But their voters do!

xpost

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

The Obama administration's disinterest to Bush corruption hurt him more than he thought. If Both Sides do it, then you vote for the Outsider.

imo it hurt The Democratic Brand, not O himself, but otherwise otm

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:49 (five years ago)

There's a few toads like Matt Gaetz that seem similar enough to Trump that I believe actually like him. For the most part he's the devil's bargain they've signed to achieve their nefarious ends.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:50 (five years ago)

whatever happened to gaetz's cuban teenage "son"?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

He pulled off the mask to reveal he's really Falwell's catamite.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

the important thing is that matt gaetz can't say racist things, on account of it being impossible due to his racist son. and actually, YOU'RE the racist

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

sorry, second "racist" was supposed to be "cuban". i don't know if his son is racist, but he probably is

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:55 (five years ago)

Even if GOP dicks want to appease their own base (what an apt term), there's not much they can do to protect Trump out of office. Citizen Trump and his family are sitting ducks, and they know it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

remember when we would've all been shocked at "your favorite President, me"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

sad in a Ms Piggy accent

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n0HkwWpjR8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

at bare minimum we need a commitment from biden and democratic leadership to audit the trump administration's activities in the first place

this doesn't sound like the kind of bipartisan healing that the DNC promised us

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

biden promised light, not darkness, so an audit fits in well with that imagery

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

president did not have a series of mini-strokes tells story about imaginary antifa super soldiers on a plane with his imaginary friend https://t.co/trCi3ntN0J

— kilgore trout, non mini-stroke haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 1, 2020

"Rioters, looters, a guy fucking an alligator...in short:

MONEY PLANE!"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

I've seen a lot of Con Air jokes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

anyway, what do you all think? if/when we get to a biden presidency in jan 21, what do you want his administration to do re: the trump nightmare?

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 11:14 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this platform was the best argument for putting warren on the ticket:

https://medium.com/@teamwarren/restoring-integrity-and-competence-to-government-after-trump-1fda0e1cc4c5

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

re: "i did not have a series of strokes", seems like trump's people should remind him what happens when you ask people "don't think of an elephant".

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

thanks for that warren link, caek. i hope biden is amenable to her plan, and it's heartening that so much of it seems like it can be accomplished, if the will is there.

even with her plan, though, so much of it seems to ride on this aspect:

-*Establish a Justice Department Task Force to investigate corruption during the Trump administration and to hold government officials accountable for illegal activity.
Donald Trump has run the most corrupt administration in history. He was impeached for withholding foreign aid in an effort to try to benefit his re-election campaign. He has enriched himself and his business through the power of his office. And there are public reports of potentially illegal corruption in every corner of his administration. If we are to move forward to restore public confidence in government and deter future wrongdoing, we cannot simply sweep this corruption under the rug in a new administration. That’s why I will direct the Justice Department to establish a task force to investigate violations by Trump administration officials of federal bribery laws, insider trading laws, and other anti-corruption and public integrity laws, and give that task force independent authority to pursue any substantiated criminal and civil violations. I have also committed to establishing a task force to investigate accusations of serious violations by immigration officials during the Trump era.

it's going to take a lot of political will (or integrity, or courage?) to do this properly.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

The choice of AG is going to be pretty crucial. You have to start with an assumption that Republicans/QAnoners will see any and every effort to investigate the Trumps as further evidence of the Justice Department's ongoing conspiracy against him. Need somebody smart enough to work the politics of it and resilient enough to take the heat. Not sure that person exists.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

I hear Robert Mueller might be available to investigate the Trump administration's wrongdoing.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

warren should be AG (if she's done running for president, because i assume being AG in the present climate is not a good electoral career move)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:59 (five years ago)

Yeah, she's got enough DGAF to do it and to tell Biden to back off if he tries to rein her in. Also why he might not choose her, of course. (This may just be fantasy football, but at least it's fun to think about.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

Sadly, Bob Barr's career won't suffer a bit for his having been Trump's footstool. He'll be living in a mansion, smoking fat cigars and raking in money until he dies. Or is sent to prison.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

I misread that as "fartstool," and even though I don't know what that would be, it seemed right.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

Btw I'll be honest, I don't see the point of questioning Asshole's physical health. If he's too unhealthy to be president then maybe he'll die, which is good. Mental health is more of a concern, especially considering the point where he started from.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

It doesn't help that it seems like he's been having mini-strokes in public for the last few years.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

I see though this new thing comes from him stumbling on stage on Friday?

pic.twitter.com/iti6ysnV7t

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) September 1, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

Is he an organ donor? Maybe we could lie and tell him he has to donate them all now, while he is alive

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

Being someone whose own father has had a series of mini-strokes that has made him barely able to speak, i wish the gen public didn't go "lol stroke" every time he wobbles.

(Not that i don't make the occasional stroke joke, but every time his knee bends we get pointless speculation on his health from internet hacks.)

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

it's one of the most annoying things in the entire world

see also the ongoing discussion of biden's senility

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

our president can't even function! no, that's not true, the it's the opposing candidate that can't even function!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

*meanwhile, the president and democratic candidate clearly function on the tv screen in the background*

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

JOE BIDEN LITERALLY HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS, HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORDS HE SAYS MEAN, HE IS JUST GUESSING AND GETTING REALLY LUCKY OVER AND OVER, HIS STREAK WILL END SOON

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

no you are wrong, it is the president who does not understand time and space and reality, he is the one who is just making up the words and getting lucky. i know a student nurse and they told me that every single doctor on earth understands that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

Not sure where this belongs, but Jacob AWOL

Well it finally happened https://t.co/0qS4t0JKVK pic.twitter.com/FbG4Il9XdB

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) September 1, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

xpost

Yeah it would be enough to just stipulate that I wouldn't get in a car that either of them were driving and leave it at that. They are old men showing physical and mental signs of being old men, we are all aware.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

And I promise not to get offended if somebody calls me an old man if/when I am their age.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

It's annoying but it would probably be less of a thing if the two dudes running for president weren't a collective 415 years old.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

Damn, why didn't I think of Jacob Awohl as a dn?

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

I mean, people of all ages trip, it happens

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:12 (five years ago)

tbrr a commercial airline filled with shadowy black antifa boogeymen sounds like a great comedy premise

rb (soda), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

* Boogeypeople

rb (soda), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

Solid-Snakes On a Plane.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

Money, money, money

Joseph R. Biden Jr. is expected to report a record-breaking haul of donations for August, raising more than $300 million between his campaign and his shared committees with the Democratic Party, according to two people familiar with the matter.

The sum would shatter past monthly records as small donors have poured money into Mr. Biden’s coffers, especially since the selection of Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, and big contributors, from Silicon Valley to Wall Street, have given checks that can be as large as $721,300.

In a sign of the financial momentum behind Democrats, ActBlue, the main site that processes donations to the party, reported the second-biggest fund-raising day in its history on Monday, with more than $35 million donated. A majority of Mr. Biden’s August total came from online grass-roots donors, according to another person familiar with the figures.

The people familiar with Mr. Biden’s fund-raising did not know the exact final figure for the month of August, or how much higher than $300 million it would be.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

Act Blue should save up and buy Disney.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

I somehow missed the President's extended monologue last month on the use of soup as a deadly protest weapon. "Big bags of soup." https://t.co/f5Tpsk7D9u pic.twitter.com/sCjGDzbWzv

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 1, 2020

"Big Bags of Soup" for September Thread Title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

....you wish to replace the existing title?

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR0TFbAgFvcB2bVUPdv9bxduvo8_QZbmHkldw&usqp=CAU

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

Pundits trying to freak out..

On its face, the assumption that moderates and independents might flock to Trump feels consistent with what we learned about white voters and racial resentment in 2016. And the race is tightening up in nearby Minnesota, fueled by demographic tensions between the cities and their outstate counterparts and rising cultural tensions in the wake of the George Floyd protests. But in Wisconsin, the prediction that those put off by the protests will embrace Trump hasn’t yet been supported by the polling or in conversations with pollsters and operatives here.

It’s true that support for Black Lives Matter has fallen in Wisconsin. The Marquette University Law School Poll, often referred to as the “gold standard” in Wisconsin polling, found in late June that 59 percent of registered voters in Wisconsin had a positive view of Black Lives Matter, while 27 percent had a negative one. It also found voters had positive views of the protests by a 61-36 split. Six weeks later, though, the poll found support for Black Lives Matter had dropped to 49-37 and 48-48 for the protests.

But that shift doesn’t necessarily mean voters are embracing Trump’s calls over the summer for law and order. Not only did the head-to-head matchup with Joe Biden hardly budge, but the president’s handling of the protests continued to be one of his weakest points with Wisconsin voters, even more so than how he’s addressed the Covid-19 pandemic. In June, 30 percent of Wisconsin voters approved Trump’s handling of the protests. In August, 32 percent did—hardly any movement at all.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

i guarantee that this is unimplementable and unenforcable

So the federal government appears to have just issued an eviction moratorium for nonpayment of rent through the end of the year for any renter making less than $99,000 https://t.co/ctNXUnrhhX

— Liam Dillon (@dillonliam) September 1, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

here's the full story:https://t.co/xKARlNDmR1

— Justin Sink (@justinsink) September 1, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

Not sure we needed the tweet around that link :P

Sounds like a good thing?

DJI, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

a good thing like the measures many governors have passed, but just like those measures, it's merely kicking a can down the road because once the moratorium ends, the landlords will just ask for all of the missed months payments at once and then threaten eviction when they can't pay.

fortunately the county my mother lives in has some kind of rent assistance program that will cover her for three months (and her two sons who are relatively well off), but scares me to think if some other measures aren't enacted, like a MONTHLY stimulus payment (which won't happen), a reinstatement of the unemployment enhancement (possibly), or anything that restores lost income, we're still likely to have an eviction crisis.

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

Not sure we needed the tweet around that link :P

you didn't need the tweet explaining the 40 page PDF of legal language?

or you wanted the bloomberg link posted as just a link?

it's a fake thing. it's completely unenforceable (there are states). it's the same deal as the last set of relief measures he put forward (literally none of which have been implemented nationally).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:01 (five years ago)

he's really leaning into this "i did not have a series of strokes" thing huh. truly the mind of a child.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

Sounds pretty much like the conversation I had with my 8 year-old earlier today..

"Did you get yourself a snack?"

"I didn't spill the water all over the counter!"

"I didn't ask that?"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

President @realDonaldTrump tours what Biden will do to America. pic.twitter.com/vrY9VXuMaX

— Students For Trump (@TrumpStudents) September 1, 2020



lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:23 (five years ago)

Trump fast forwarded through all the Ghostbusters dialogue to get to the action.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

“THEY HAVE THESE CANS... AND THEY SQUEEZE THEM AND SPINACH COMES OUT! AND THE SPINACH MAKES THEM STRONG! LIKE BATTLESHIPS! AND THEN THEY... THEY PUNCH! PEOPLE GO FLYING! I HEARD IT FROM A GUY. BIG. IN THE MILITARY. NAVY. TEARS IN HIS EYES. NAME WAS BLUTO.” https://t.co/6pqGLMBkT3

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) September 1, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:16 (five years ago)

The only part of that that made me laugh was realizing that each word he barfs out brings us one word closer to his last.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:51 (five years ago)

He looks so crazed as he says that! Wtf

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:18 (five years ago)

The underrated part there is his belief that bricks are too heavy to throw.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

This is the ultimate macho man Alpha of Ben Garrison's fantasies.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

a lot of stuff here I didn't catch up with, but the report of 'strokes' happened on twitter and was in fact fake; someone retweeted the story about Pence being put on standby (which is completely normal) while he went to the hospital (why? no one knows) and said "confirmed he had strokes!" and people like Judd Apatow retweeted it everywhere and hardly anyone deleted these tweets when they were informed that the link said nothing of the sort, because people are fucking dumb.

In other dumb news: Pelosi photographed inside a hair salon in SF. Salons are closed. She claims she thought it was legal. WTF lady. You are not helping.

akm, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:33 (five years ago)

There needs to be counter-op of, like, Louie Gohmert forcing open a Golden Corral.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:38 (five years ago)

btw, did he ever come back covid19?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:47 (five years ago)

_from_

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:47 (five years ago)

sorry, don't call it a comeback

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:47 (five years ago)

one can only hope he died with a whimper, but I suppose he didn't

akm, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

not only did he come back, unfortunately, but I saw a picture of him convalescing with a mask.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:56 (five years ago)

I thought London Breed announced that there would be a re-opening of hair salons in SF today

Dan S, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:00 (five years ago)

Video of me watching strong early markey returns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:01 (five years ago)

Huge relief: Markey wins big in Mass.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:18 (five years ago)

A tragedy for the Kennedy family

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:24 (five years ago)

there is a reopening of hair salons in SF, but outdoors only.

akm, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

Markey is a good guy these days so it’s cool he won but it’s extra cool because this is a huge show of strength by aoc/justice democrats/sunrise, and so should frighten (and hopefully push left) the melts.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:40 (five years ago)

anyway, point being, it's another 'here's my $5k refrigerator filled with ice cream". apparently the salon owner let this happen so she could video it and leak it to Fox News and make a big deal. She could have stopped it and told the person who rented the chair from her that she wouldn't allow it. But Pelosi should have fucking known better. Like, know what the laws are in the area you represent, moron.

akm, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:43 (five years ago)

A tragedy for the Kennedy family

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:24 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Could be worse, knowing their luck.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:50 (five years ago)

what is a melt in a US political context?

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:09 (five years ago)

At the moment, the Kennedy/Markey district map seems to indicate that the biggest predictor of Kennedy turnout is proximity to Rhode Island.

Something something corrupt old money something something

rb (soda), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:16 (five years ago)

xpost To the limited extent that I understand the term, I'd wager it's any ostensibly left-leaning pol who bets against and/or undermines the efficacy of more progressive candidates?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:01 (five years ago)

I think it’s just been adopted from the ukpol threads where it is generally used as a pejorative for centrists

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:07 (five years ago)

That’s what I meant by it, yes.

Basically this

Not a single patient should be forced to fight off medical bankruptcy in the midst of a global health pandemic without a lawyer by their side.

— Rep. Joe Kennedy III (@RepJoeKennedy) May 8, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:08 (five years ago)

Like I’m not sure this claim is actually true, but this thought must cross a few incumbents minds over the next year or two

Ed Markey winning is amazing because it shows incumbents with imperfect records that if they just work with young left wing activists they can beat back the toughest possible primary challenge.

— Aaron (@BobbyBigWheel) September 2, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

Congratulations to noted ilx curmudgeon ed markey.

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:15 (five years ago)

I see that Kennedy lost big time in my hometown Brookline aka the birthplace of JFK.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:56 (five years ago)

eat it pelosi

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:14 (five years ago)

Haha fuck you mr kennedy

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:17 (five years ago)

BREAKING: Senator Collins clarifies her position on President Trump. "Yes, I said that I wouldn't endorse him but that doesn't mean I don't fully support him." https://t.co/fcWokcwMHR

— PAULUS V (@PAULUSV3) September 1, 2020

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:26 (five years ago)

Eat shit, horrible person

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:50 (five years ago)

What would you even do if such a chicken-livered waste of space was your grandma

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:51 (five years ago)

Probably dye your hair turquoise and start vaping but maybe that’s just me

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:52 (five years ago)

it still kind of astounds me the total disregard for legacy these people have

like, you're OLD AMD RICH, why are you humiliating yourself like this?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:59 (five years ago)

AND

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 04:59 (five years ago)

Very sorry for denigrating chickens’ livers in my above post, not my thing but iirc my grandma enjoyed them on the reg

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 05:16 (five years ago)

The thing this really tells us about collins is that (as we know) she’s always been a pandering front-runner fair-weather bullshit peddler who believes in nothing (as we know) and isn’t about to change just because she’s losing (thank fucking god for that)

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 05:18 (five years ago)

The entire population of republican senators are sharts in human form

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 05:21 (five years ago)

You have to be some kind of loser to lose a race in Massachusetts with the last name Kennedy. Fuck that lightweight.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 13:57 (five years ago)

The gasbag Buttegieg fanboy on my Facebook friend list is very upset about Kennedy's loss

I'm restraining myself from going onto his page and making fun of him but it's very hard

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 13:59 (five years ago)

The entire population of republican senators are sharts in human form

I dunno, sharts are short lived and usually only end up making a mess for the sharter.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 14:18 (five years ago)

Clearly you've never seen Shartnado.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

or witnessed a middle schooler have to do the mile run after sharting on the way out to the track

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:35 (five years ago)

Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May let out a shart when the Poopbane blooms
And the autumn Moon is bright.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

The Susan Collins article is a) from July and b) doesn't include the (made-up) quote in that tweet.

jaymc, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:40 (five years ago)

mold a new reality
closer to the shart

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:01 (five years ago)

shart! shart!
let it all out!
these are the shorts I can do without
come on
i'll do the laundry with you
come on

(sorry)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

(more of a shart-positive perspective)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:09 (five years ago)

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-boat-parade-trump-carlos-gavidia-1529086

Our big ‘boaters’ can’t stop themselves from committing felonies, they’re just too beautiful.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

you might say they're gonna go down with the ship

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

The Commission on Presidential Debates on Wednesday announced the four moderators for this year’s presidential and vice-presidential debates.

“Fox News Sunday” anchor Chris Wallace will moderate the first debate, which is scheduled for Sept. 29 at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.

USA Today Washington bureau chief Susan Page will moderate the vice-presidential debate, which will take place at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City on Oct. 7.

The second presidential debate, which will take the form of a town hall meeting, will be moderated by CSPAN senior executive producer and political editor Steve Scully. The debate is scheduled for Oct. 15 at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami.

The third and final presidential debate will be moderated by NBC News White House correspondent and “Weekend Today” co-anchor Kristen Welker. It is scheduled for Oct. 22 at Belmont University in Nashville.

i just realized that i have zero memory of the 2016 debate between tim kaine and pence. makes sense

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

it was the one where pence kept crinkling his face and shaking his head while smiling sadly at kaine's certain eternal perdition iirc

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

heheh, yeah that sounds about right.

harris v pence may be interesting, just because it will be an opportunity for harris to point out the trillions of terrible things the trump administration has done, without trump himself being there to interrupt and distract.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

The only VP debate I remember is 2004 because John Edwards's sliminess oozed through the screen.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:57 (five years ago)

i remember joe biden vs paul ryan, 2012, because biden kicked his ass and it felt good

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

The only time Biden's rancid Insta-Guffaw worked spectacularly as a weapon.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrbetWRy01rg2rf7o1_500.gif

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

That is, I don't doubt, the first time anyone had laughed at Mr. Serious Budget Guy, privately or public, in his life.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:09 (five years ago)

Never discount the likelihood of a sexual humiliation fetish.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

I think was Bentsen-Quayle that put the veep debates on the map. Since then we've come to expect "I knew Jack Kennedy" zingers, though we rarely get them.

henry s, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

Cheney's "I'm the President of the Senate and I've never even met you before tonight" to Edwards was an attempt at that--a lie, but an attempt.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

Don't forget the 1984 Veep debate though:

Geraldine A. Ferraro's campaign manager said today that off- color remarks by Vice President Bush and others in his campaign ''have gone beyond decency.'' The aide asked for an immediate apology.

The remarks by the campaign manager, John Sasso, were the sharpest reaction thus far from Mrs. Ferraro's campaign staff to the Vice President's use of a locker-room vulgarity in a private conversation with a longshoreman while campaigning Friday in Elizabeth, N.J.

Mr. Bush's remark, which was picked up by a television microphone, was that ''we tried to kick a little ass last night'' in the Vice-Presidential debate Thursday. Mr. Bush has sought to pass the comment off as an ''old Texas football'' expression.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

1984. god, that quote reads like something out of the gilded age now.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

a locker-room vulgarity in a private conversation with a longshoreman
-Morrissey

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:48 (five years ago)

Never discount the likelihood of a sexual humiliation fetish.

would be a good thread title honestly

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

Small President Humiliation

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

Lol at the idea of apologizing for that quote

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

whoa https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/02/biden-staggering-monthly-cash-haul-407712

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

On the day of the debate, for example, Bush’s press secretary said Ferraro was “too bitchy,” for voters, while Bush’s wife, Barbara, also got in the mix.

From the New York Times:

Mrs. Bush, while bantering with reporters on Monday, characterized Mrs. Ferraro as a ”four-million-dollar - I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich.” Mrs. Bush later apologized and said she had not meant to suggest Mrs. Ferraro was ”a witch.”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

As much as it pains me to say it, well played Mrs. Bush.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

Clinton outspent Trump too, don't seek comfort there imo xps

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

don't seek comfort there imo xps

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

I would rather Biden raised more money than trump

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

ok

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

Political types know that when a voter gives even a few dollars to a campaign that voter starts to feel much more invested in the success of the candidate and is almost 100% certain to cast their vote for them, too. It'd be nice to read he got 70 million $2 donations, but reality doesn't work like that.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

hmm, a debate moderated by a woman of color. if Trumps actually makes it to the third debate, I definitely predict that's the one where he admonishes the mod for asking such a nasty question and then storms off stage.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

cool

BREAKING: The Trump administration has put Fatou #Bensouda, Chief Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court (@IntlCrimCourt) and one of her top aids, on the sanctions list historically reserved for war criminals and international terrorists.https://t.co/iUaeH4Hxmm pic.twitter.com/PXdguvRq5L

— Michel Paradis (@MDParadis) September 2, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

...? wtf

i don't recall hearing anything about trump and the icc - is this just an early shot fired by trump because he assumes he'll be pursued by the ICC after his administration ends?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:16 (five years ago)

the guy’s foreign policy chops are just outstanding, just bold move after bold move, it’s just like Scott Adams was telling us all along

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:18 (five years ago)

but trump talking about low-flow toilets or tweeting "covfefe" gets lots more attention

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

Don't forget the soup cans. Probably a closet Warhol fan.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

she's investigating possible war crimes in afghanistan

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

you might say they're gonna go down with the ship

they won't put their hands up and surrender
there will be no white flag above their door

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

part of the reason i posted that biden donations thing (forgot to finish the thought because brain is mush) is to point out that he has more money than he needs, and if anyone on this thread is looking for someone to donate to then:

1. it's probably too close to the election for a donation to jessica scarane (delaware primary for us senate vs. a melt) to make a difference, but

2. if you can afford it, send a few dollars to this https://www.futurenow.org/givesmart/. these are vetted candidates running against republicans (no primaries of democratic incumbents) running in races where the campaign budget is low (so $10 helps) and the state context is such that an extra vote in the statehouse is worth a lot. basically there is no better place to donate right now imo.

also i donated last night and 1/8 of the candidates has already phoned me to say thanks so it's very sweet.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

You could also donate it to people who actually need it unlike some politician who will fuck you over to stay in office for a few more years.

https://www.nationalbailout.org/

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

i missed this scumbag move from steve scalise:

I speak with a computerized voice — think Stephen Hawking. It’s a result of ALS, the neurological disease I’ve had since 2016. And of all the painful parts of this entire ordeal, which has now almost completely paralyzed me, one of the worst is the way the disease has robbed me of my natural voice.

Last week, House Minority Whip Steve Scalise tried to use my computer-assisted voice to rob me of my agency, too. In a video aimed at Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, Scalise, a Republican from Louisiana, shared his team’s manipulated footage of an interview I conducted with Biden to make it appear I had said words that I never uttered, in an effort to distort Biden’s views and harm his electoral prospects.

Scalise eventually scrubbed the video from his Twitter feed after being criticized for the manipulation, but the ominous lessons of the episode remain: the ability to use technology not only for good but to mislead and manipulate; the willingness of those with political agendas to resort to such disinformation and propaganda; and the way in which America has cleaved into two separate information universes, with a conservative media ecosystem amplifying falsehoods that then take root.

The entirety of the Scalise video painted a bleak picture of the country, with cleverly spliced scenes designed to make major cities look like places of anarchy and violent chaos. That’s already disingenuous; protesters demanding an end to centuries of racial violence have largely been peaceful. But what made it so remarkable wasn’t just that Scalise twisted the truth about Black Lives Matter. His video went a step further, altering a question I had asked Biden about law enforcement to make it sound as though Biden had agreed to defund the police. I’m in favor of defunding the police, so I wish that were the case. But Biden has been clear that isn’t his position.

Now, I am of course grateful I can still speak, even if very slowly, using eye-gaze technology: A camera tracks the movements of my eyes on a screen-based keyboard, and then the resulting text is converted into speech by a synthetic voice generator. But because of my Hawking-esque voice, it’s particularly easy for others to manipulate what I say. Scalise’s team just went the extra mile in seeming to find the exact voice generator I use when they whipped up the extra words meant to damn Biden. (Scalise’s team denies this.)

Scalise has since conceded the video “shouldn’t have been edited” in an interview on Fox News — even as he attempted to claim there was an underlying truthfulness to the message. That isn’t the same as an apology to me, or, more important, the more than 2 million people in this country who communicate using assistive technology like I do.

stuff like this barely even registers right now. i think one hallmark of this era is that there is no accountability. whatever remained of it is fucking GONE

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:33 (five years ago)

I heard somebody talking about it on something from last night. I think it was chris Hayes definitely sounded like a creepy thing to try to get away with.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

xxp

the word "also" in your own post so i assume you concede the obvious response.

i've donated far more to https://www.givedirectly.org/covid-19/us/ than i've ever donated to any politician), but how's the view up there?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:21 (five years ago)

yeah I've been donating to both civilian-specific funds/friends or family directly/vetted charities at about the same clip as politicians. politicians usually get like...$20 from me tops (though Jaime Harrison I did set up a monthly contrib)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

the three major polls that dropped today (according to RCP) moving in an encouraging direction - +8, +8, +11. Fox News poll also shows him maintaining in battleground states. 538 bumped him up slightly to 70 in 100 odds.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

So you're saying we're doomed?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

Axios, not exactly the most Dem friendly site, said the numbers were unchanged.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:18 (five years ago)

lol actblue is down

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 00:14 (five years ago)

If it means their ballots get thrown out, cool.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2020 00:19 (five years ago)

"President Trump encourages supporters to vote absentee-by-mail early, and then show up in person at the polls or the local registrar to verify that their vote has already been counted," Trump campaign official Tim Murtaugh said. "It’s amazing that the media can go from insisting that voter fraud doesn’t exist to screaming about it when President Trump points out the giant holes in the Democrats’ voting schemes.”

*bloodcurdling scream*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:09 (five years ago)

yes

Dan S, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/02/joe-biden-post-dnc-polls-408087

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2020 02:24 (five years ago)

via hoos

Brilliant work by @wallacetim & @k3blu3 using satellite imagery to map the colours of US neighbourhoods (from grey city centres to green rural expanses) onto voting patterns https://t.co/ZAkJHS1oWs pic.twitter.com/FPZTN20EBk

— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) September 2, 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 06:12 (five years ago)

not seeing the remarkable insight there besides some cool mosaics

Nhex, Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:16 (five years ago)

Biden is up *8* points in a *Fox News* poll of *Wisconsin* conducted *immediately after the RNC* and prediction markets have the race as a toss-up. https://t.co/ChRiIfdYtH

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 2, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:19 (five years ago)

I realize Republicans for Biden probably won’t move any voters, because most Republicans are pure-Trumpists, but some of these are surprising to me. Snyder and Trott are not RINOs. They are conservative Republicans. https://t.co/faZnCeWT9S

— Ben Yelin (@byelin) September 3, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:49 (five years ago)

That hyphen surprises me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:51 (five years ago)

Fox News polls are surprisingly good, they’re not Rasmussen

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:52 (five years ago)

That hyphen surprises me.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 3, 2020 8:51 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol, this is the Alfred content I need.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:16 (five years ago)

2. if you can afford it, send a few dollars to this https://www.futurenow.org/givesmart/. these are vetted candidates running against republicans (no primaries of democratic incumbents) running in races where the campaign budget is low (so $10 helps) and the state context is such that an extra vote in the statehouse is worth a lot. basically there is no better place to donate right now imo.

also i donated last night and 1/8 of the candidates has already phoned me to say thanks so it's very sweet.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, September 2, 2020 3:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Thanks caek, this seems like a really good program and I donated to it too.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:53 (five years ago)

cuomo sucks but gotta give him props for strongly hinting at physical violence toward the president

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) on Wednesday night issued a fiery rebuke of President Donald Trump’s move to cut federal funding from New York City and other Democrat-run cities.

“He can’t have enough bodyguards to walk through New York City,” Trump said during a press call, according to Politico. “Forget bodyguards, he better have an army if he thinks he’s going to walk down the streets in New York.”

When TPM asked Cuomo’s press office if the governor was threatening physical violence against Trump, Cuomo spokesperson Jonathan Sterne highlighted the governor’s clarification in the call in which he told reporters, “My comment about the President’s bodyguards in New York City, all I’m saying is that he is persona non grata in New York City, and I think he knows that.”

“And he’ll never come back to New York because New Yorkers will never forget how gratuitously mean he has been to New Yorkers and how many times he has tried to kill the city that gave him his start and that birthed him,” Cuomo said. “That’s what I meant.”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

“He can’t have enough bodyguards to walk through New York City,” Trump said during a press call, according to Politico.

CUOMO said that, not Trump.

sorry, that's a TERRIBLE mistake in the original

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

Jesse Helms nodding and smiling in hell

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

My favorite thing in the morning is to think of Jessie Helms smiling.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:17 (five years ago)

*chugs a warm beer*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

“He can’t have enough bodyguards to walk through New York City,” Cuomo said during a press call, according to Politico. “Forget bodyguards, he better have an army if he thinks he’s going to walk down the streets in New York.”

he has the NYPD ffs

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

look, trump's stance on vote by mail is very simple. he clarified things a lot this morning:

“Based on the massive number of Unsolicited & Solicited Ballots that will be sent to potential Voters for the upcoming 2020 Election, & in order for you to MAKE SURE YOUR VOTE COUNTS & IS COUNTED, SIGN & MAIL IN your Ballot as EARLY as possible,” Trump tweeted Thursday. “On Election Day, or Early Voting, go to your Polling Place to see whether or not your Mail In Vote has been Tabulated (Counted). If it has you will not be able to Vote & the Mail In System worked properly. If it has not been Counted, VOTE (which is a citizen’s right to do).”

Following his advice, he said, would ensure “THAT YOUR PRECIOUS VOTE HAS BEEN COUNTED, it hasn’t been ‘lost, thrown out, or in any way destroyed.’ ”

His tweets came shortly after a television appearance in which White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany insisted that Trump was not calling on voters to break the law.

“The president is not suggesting anyone do anything unlawful,” McEnany said during an appearance on Fox News. “What he said very clearly there is make sure your [mail-in] vote is tabulated, and if it is not, then vote.”

...uh, and what about people in states like NC which will continue collecting ballots for several days after the election (since the state accepts ballots postmarked up to the day of the election)? many people will procrastinate and wait til the day before the election to get it in the mail. and then trump tells them to go to the polling location the next day to confirm that they received the mail-in ballot (which obviously they will not have, at that point), and if they don't, they need to vote in person so "THAT YOUR PRECIOUS VOTE HAS BEEN COUNTED"?

good fucking lord. once again, i can't tell if he's really just that dumb and ignorant or if he's doing this on purpose because he knows it will CREATE voter fraud (in his advantage), and his supporters are so fucking stupid that they won't understand that he created it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

both?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

Two things: one, a sneery own-the-libs "well, if THEY say there are safeguards in place, let THEM prove it!" and two, the id-on-legs "chaos - any chaos - is good for me because it buys me time."

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

god I wish the MSM would just report this for what it is. "Trump encourages widespread voter fraud". There.

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

The deeply-entrenched MSM deference to presidents will never be remedied until the ownership of the MSM changes radically. Or capitalism dies.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

It is true that in non-capitalist countries the MSM defers to someone other than a President often

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

good fucking lord. once again, i can't tell if he's really just that dumb and ignorant or

It's generally pretty safe to stop right there.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

My finest contribution to Urban dictionary.

https://i.ibb.co/nQ7CnPs/Screenshot-20200903-163002.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

Not yet available in search but when it is i hope he sees it when he vanity Googles his name

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

+A gaetz zing

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

i was a happy family man with a job i loved, but then i started gaetzing and immediately got fired and now my family won't speak to me

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:39 (five years ago)

family court judge says the viral video of me gaetzing at the Chuck E Cheese after being asked to leave several times by management is admissible. so basically I’m fucked

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

my mom and I moved in with this guy and after they split up I decided to stick around. He does tend to overdo it with the gaetzing but he’s got an awesome hairline and we get box seats for the Nats.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

Good looking out caek I’m sending that link to my angriest friends who still have income

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

can I just say I hate this Nancy Pelosi story so much. it is the top performing story on Facebook right now BY FAR and apparently all they're talking about on Fox News. of all the dumb shit Republicans do this sort of obviously fake concern trolling is probably my least favorite

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

but also she's dumb as hell and the "salon owner owes me an apology" thing is doubling down on the dumbness.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

it’s always important to milo that the democrat is the most wrong person

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

'Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course' is milo's very own 'no homo'.

pomenitul, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

Btw Joe Biden Also Sucks, Of Course.

pomenitul, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

'We Suck Noticeably Less Than Our Competition' has kept many a business enterprise flourishing.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

yeah not defending Nancy but holy shit you'd think this was the most important story on the planet right now

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

I encourage Pelosi to keep doing dumb shit, so the Trump campaign can continue forgetting it's not running for reelection against Nancy Pelosi.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

and i said what about nancy pelosi
fox news said i think i remember that speaker
as i recall i think we both really hated her
and i said well that's the one thing we've got

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:04 (five years ago)

hell of a URL

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:07 (five years ago)

god, just to say some of that shit out loud where other people can hear it...it really goes to show you how money and power allow for behavior that's completely indistinguishable from severe mental illness.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

funny how Hillary's "deplorables" comment got like a month of coverage and this story will be forgotten in 15 minutes

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

well i dunno, this similar accusation, but with more evidence to back it up, almost certainly lost him the election in 2016

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/gold-star-families-attack-trump-over-comments-about-ghazala-khan-n620671

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

that Atlantic article by Goldberg is otm

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:31 (five years ago)

it’s always important to milo that the democrat is the most wrong person

It’s unfortunate that you missed the day in school where they taught the meaning of “also.”

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

still infuriating that shit like this would instantly end the career of literally any politician in the country except for the goddamn president

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

It would be okay if it normalized not genuflecting toward the troops.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

it’s important to milo that people don’t forget troops are actually bad not good

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

actually, that IS important tbf

Nhex, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

One need only look at the military to cop pipeline to see that.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

I think it's maybe possibly possible (just maybe) to curb uncritical over-veneration of the armed forces without calling POWs and veterans losers. Possibly. Just imagine.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:59 (five years ago)

Without veterans, how would we staff CrossFit gyms and domestic spying operations?!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:00 (five years ago)

The systemic overfunding of troop activities and troop-adjacent programs is probably suboptimal.
Troops themselves are just young people, often disadvantaged, looking for a steady career. They work hard and sometimes they get hurt bad or die.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

everything and everyone is bad.
lock thread.
nuke forum.
walk away.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

Nothing will happen to him. He got away with McCain, the purple heart thing, bone spurs... he could piss in Arlington cemetery and not dip in the polls.

scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

it’s important to milo to treat vets with the same level of respect that trump does

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:05 (five years ago)

who among us hasn't taken a leak there. sometimes a slurpee has to re-emerge

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

I think it's maybe possibly possible (just maybe) to curb uncritical over-veneration of the armed forces without calling POWs and veterans losers. Possibly. Just imagine.

Probably! And if one was a politician or adjacent, it would be important to do so. Messaging and all that.

That doesn't describe anyone itt, though.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

I'm a politician

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:09 (five years ago)

sadly I got primaried by a more evolved being

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:09 (five years ago)

Some of us have relatives buried in military cemeteries, you fucking asshole.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

So do I.

If that's going to be the boundaries of acceptable opinion, though, shit's gonna get weird when we start accounting for people with beloved cop uncles and Republican grandpas.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:43 (five years ago)

when 18, 19 year-olds who are disproportionately poor and brown die because they joined the military, that to me is good, because I am very wise.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

'The military' contains multitudes, from purely amazing and admirable people to some of the worst assholes you can imagine. The USA's big military problem is funding every big, shiny weapon system the DoD asks for and they will never, ever stop asking for whizzier gadgets. The consequence is we get troop carriers that can go 70 mph over rough terrain, do backflips, shoot 10,000 bullets a second, cost $50 million each and can be blown up by an IED rigged from an old artillery shell and a cell phone. And the troop carrier doesn't even have AC.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

when 18, 19 year-olds who are disproportionately poor and brown die because they joined the military, that to me is good, because I am very wise.

This is a myth IIRC - the military is disproportionately middle-class. The poor are under-represented and the ethnic makeup isn't much different from the country as a whole.

I don't think anyone wished death on them, though?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:52 (five years ago)

‘Who gives a shit’ is pretty different from that actively wishing death IMO. Veterans took a job with pretty sweet benefits, end of story, end of the extent we should care about them.

Like, meatpackers play an actual important role in American society and have never committed war crimes.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:56 (five years ago)

anyway, let's enjoy the big fella grouse about paper straws (so 2018!) and marvel as his steel trap mind recalls the names of fast food restaurants

TRUMP: "They want to ban straws. Has anybody ever tried those paper straws? They are not working too good. Right? I said, I have had a couple meals at McDonald's, etc, over the years. Wendy's. A friend of mine owns Wendy's, I will give it a plug. Right? Burger King." pic.twitter.com/0lNygt7oHM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 3, 2020

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:57 (five years ago)

fuck him, paper straws are awesome

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/demographics-us-military

Most services (the big ones) are less white than the gen pop and “middle class” is a broad term.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

If that's going to be the boundaries of acceptable opinion, though, shit's gonna get weird when we start accounting for people with beloved cop uncles and Republican grandpas.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z)

I'm not sure what this means

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

I'm not sure what this means

'I have family who were veterans how dare you not be nice about them' is just as applicable to uncle-cops (as we've literally seen on ILX) and Republican grandpas?

The same as well with using demographics as a trump card - the NYPD and LAPD are majority-minority. But you know, fuck 'em.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:16 (five years ago)

Grffivfcgjbfgddtvkikoojgddgsfvujvvdtgjnholbpppgcssaewcghbfft

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

here are the boundaries of acceptable opinion afaics. when you find that certain opinions are 'unacceptable' please feel free to tell all ILX that you disagree with them, but there are boundaries on how disagreeable you may be in expressing this. DJP is aware of this and stays in bounds.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:22 (five years ago)

Grffivfcgjbfgddtvkikoojgddgsfvujvvdtgjnholbpppgcssaewcghbfft

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, September 3, 2020 8:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

-Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra trial

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 00:24 (five years ago)

I always imagine milo typing these not so deep thoughts sitting on his tailgate, eating a sandwich. Why do i think this???

Yerac, Friday, 4 September 2020 00:27 (five years ago)

He should try a California burrito instead.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 00:28 (five years ago)

-Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra trial

― Neanderthal, Thursday, September 3, 2020

I've listened to the hours of Reagan testimony on YouTube; that's what it sounds like

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:30 (five years ago)

xp Vile

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:34 (five years ago)

Look I have a full bladder and live near a civil war cemetery—somebody’s grandpa is getting pissed on

Boring, Maryland, Friday, 4 September 2020 00:40 (five years ago)

somebody’s grandpa is getting pissed on

That's OK. It's safe to say all the grandchildren of civil war vets are dead, too. You wanna talk about someone's great-great-great-grandpa, then you're back in the land of the living for sure.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:48 (five years ago)

Aimless, I believe there are people still collecting Civil War spousal benefits.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:06 (five years ago)

Also, I will honestly say that I don't understand how someone could lack both empathy, nuance, and class analysis as much as Milo does upthread.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:10 (five years ago)

Nuance and class analysis being one thing, obviously (lol, whatever I hope he gets banned).

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:11 (five years ago)

I have no idea what you think I said but "without veterans, how would we staff CrossFit gyms and domestic spying operations?!" is not exactly wishing ill on anyone AFAICT.

And lol "class analysis" only if you buy into the mythology of the military. Troops are not some poor downtrodden group forced into waging war with no other choice. They're an all-volunteer force of primarily middle-class people who use it as a alternative route to prosperity. It's a job, just like being a cop and no more worthy of respect or adulation for it.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:19 (five years ago)

You're doing the thing you do often in these threads where you shift the goalposts wildly to serve whatever point you're making right now while pretending you didn't make a different point earlier. To hearken back: a link was posted to a story about Trump saying disgusting shit about military veterans and POWs, followed by this exchange

still infuriating that shit like this would instantly end the career of literally any politician in the country except for the goddamn president

― frogbs, Thursday, September 3, 2020 5:47 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It would be okay if it normalized not genuflecting toward the troops.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, September 3, 2020 5:49 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Which seemed to indicate that you felt Trump's means justify the theoretical end of troop veneration. So hopefully you see why people might take issue with that, regardless of what direction you try to steer the conversation afterwards.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

Looking at the numbers, your analysis is shit, since the class numbers available are based on neighborhood income levels rather than individual household levels and also in today's day and age, 53,000/year is middle class in maybe like 5-8 states where the cost of living is low af. I've known a lot of vets (through IVAW and other groups), and all of them grew up in trailers or in the barrio, and all of them got royally fucked in the head and heart and body by the US military apparatus.

If you aren't on the side of people who are being used as cannon fodder by an imperialist government, and instead are throwing potential allies in class struggle out with the MIC, then your ideology is shit and you are shit

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

If you voluntarily join an organisation whose primary purpose is killing people, and which has a massive and obvious history of war crimes, then whatever your socioeconimic or educational or age-related reasons, I feel pretty free to judge you and find you wanting.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:42 (five years ago)

Ah yes, because every kid grows up knowing about US war crimes and is desperate to pull a Lynndie on some hogtied Iraqi. Gtfoh

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

ILX is definitely not known for offhand sarcasm - as I would hope most people not looking for offense could tell since it was a response to frogbs's "end the career" post, which was specifically about how Trump is immune to the standard rules of proper behavior.

Would you like a full paragraph instead of a one-liner? I don't care what Trump did or didn't say, he's a monster and anything he said rather than did wouldn't hit the top 20 acts of evil he performed that day, but failures of veneration of the troops "end(ing) the career of literally any politician" is fucked up and weird and not something anyone should wish for. The US military is a force for evil, from killing innocent people abroad to draining our finite resources at home and going to work for it does not ennoble anyone.

Tribalism has pushed liberals into good ol' natsec consensus hawkishness on American imperialism around the world and that is ultimately a terrible thing. If Trump being a boor and an oaf got the other side to end their slavish devotion (because of that same tribalism), good - but it won't. Because see above, he's immune to the standard rules of proper behavior.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:48 (five years ago)

It's amazing how 6.9 million people turn 18-years old each year and don't sign up to be drone pilots.

No one is forced into the military, we haven't had a draft in almost five decades. It's a choice.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:51 (five years ago)

So is posting on here. You could not.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:52 (five years ago)

Like if you honestly believe that then you have a warped sense of the limited choices many people have on offer.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

I'm no fan of the military but these are some blinkered-ass opinions re: the complicity of oft-undereducated 18-year-olds in the atrocity of war.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 02:59 (five years ago)

I don't know about y'all but I was pretty much a dumbfuck at 18, and if I hadn't grown up in a military family, I don't know that I would've thought enough about the military to have dismissed it as an option.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:00 (five years ago)

Troops are not some poor downtrodden group forced into waging war with no other choice. They're an all-volunteer force of primarily middle-class people who use it as a alternative route to prosperity. It's a job, just like being a cop and no more worthy of respect or adulation for it.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, September 4, 2020 2:19 AM (thirty-six minutes ago)

trump was ridiculing the deaths of american soldiers who died in world war I, most of whom were drafted. they were literally "forced into waging war with no other choice."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:03 (five years ago)

Like if you honestly believe that then you have a warped sense of the limited choices many people have on offer.

I graduated high school and spent the next three years working 55 hour weeks waiting tables instead of killing people, then worked construction for 12, but please tell me more about opportunities and choices.

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2020/04/18/recruits-to-americas-armed-forces-are-not-what-they-used-to-be

But for the millennial soldiers, reared in an age of American swagger, the opposite is true. Their median family income is more than $73,000, compared with $66,000 for civilians, and recruits are most likely to come from families in the middle of the wealth distribution, with median wealth of $87,000, almost $10,000 more than civilians. Blacks, overrepresented among the poor, and a disproportionately large veteran presence in the 1979 cohort, as Mr Chomsky noted, have dwindled as a share of recruits. Separately, as the armed forces shrank in size and grew choosier, recruits tended to be cleverer (measured by a cognitive skills test) than their civilian peers. Indeed, among the poorest recruits it is the cleverest—not the drop-outs or deadbeats—who are likeliest to sign up.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:04 (five years ago)

worth mentioning that the one thing other than the Access Hollywood tape that really hurt Trump in 2016 was the time he went after a Gold Star family

frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 03:08 (five years ago)

And so all of the dudes that I know who would back up what I'm saying don't exist, only articles from a free-market conservative publication and your own warped perspective.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

This fucking guy lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:12 (five years ago)

Is the FP functionality broken while that poll is running?

Asking for a friend.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:12 (five years ago)

I'm sure you know many people who fit your description - that doesn't make them the norm. Perhaps, given the group you identify them as coming from, troops who fit that background are more likely to come out disillusioned - you don't meet all the ones who flipped a tour in Iraq or Afghanistan into years working as PMCs (I know several of those FWIW).

You're going to have to explain how the Economist's politics impeach those numbers, which mirror the information from upthread.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:15 (five years ago)

I graduated high school and spent the next three years working 55 hour weeks waiting tables instead of killing people, then worked construction for 12, but please tell me more about opportunities and choices.

If you're gonna ride, ride the high horse. Gahdamn.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:21 (five years ago)

Depending on what restaurant you worked in, you mighta been waiting tables and killing people

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 03:22 (five years ago)

milo gave the restaurant patrons regular cholesterol screenings and Immodium doses on his own dime, iirc.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:23 (five years ago)

I don’t see that as a high horse, table got presumptuous about background and that seemed pretty ironic.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:26 (five years ago)

folks, milo is a troll.

this is why my phone already knows that whenever I type “it’s important” a good suggestion is “to milo”

the dude doesn’t believe in shit

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:31 (five years ago)

xpost I mean there are like a couple dozen weak points to exploit but just for a start: have you heard of ROTC?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

Yeah, I don't know why I'm doing this.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:33 (five years ago)

Anyway the real deal is that the Goldberg story is blowing up and the Trump camp is sweating about it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

xpost I mean there are like a couple dozen weak points to exploit but just for a start: have you heard of ROTC?

...yes? I'm guessing you mean "are you accounting for people who joined ROTC to pay for college"?

Which means that someone was willing to enter into a leadership position in the military to get ahead in life - less or no student debt, guaranteed job and benefits, etc.. That's pretty much exactly what I refer to in terms of it being a choice?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:38 (five years ago)

I believe there are people still collecting Civil War spousal benefits.

The US Civil War ended 155 years ago. A drummer boy could have been maybe 15 years old, therefore born no later than 1850, 170 years ago. Any spouse that veteran could have married would most likely be at least 15 years old. Therefore, if such a Civil War veteran married this hypothetical 15 year old when aged 80, the marriage would have been in 1945, with the bride born in 1930 and now aged 105. The odds against this scenario seem staggering, but not utterly impossible.

However, for a grandkid of that veteran to be alive today, it would require that our 15 year old bride be successfully impregnated by her 80 year old spouse soon after the marriage, making the grandkid 90 years old today, further compounding the improbability. Finally, for the proposed pissing scenario to be true, we must posit that the ilxor 'Boring, Maryland' happens t live next to very cemetery where that original civil war vet is buried, further compounding improbability to the ends of what this universe can deliver.

At this point my rational mind stops wondering if such a thing could be true and my capacity for belief is reduced to a point smaller and less energetic than a Higgs Boson.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:41 (five years ago)

Can we just start a "Milo and his Broadbrush - Change my mind" thread to silo this shit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:42 (five years ago)

That’s a nice thought.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:44 (five years ago)

judging by Trump's twitter feed right now I think he actually knows how bad this is

frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 03:52 (five years ago)

He's gonna offer up Eric as tribute to the Coast Guard or something.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 4 September 2020 03:53 (five years ago)

Ah yes, because every kid grows up knowing about US war crimes and is desperate to pull a Lynndie on some hogtied Iraqi. Gtfoh

If you don't know an army is for killing people then I don't think you can be helped.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:33 (five years ago)

If you don't know that US military and its admirers are still living off the high of defeating Hitler and safeguarding FREEEEEDOM throughout the world then…

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:53 (five years ago)

xxxxxxxpost
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/last-person-receive-civil-war-pension-dies-180975049/

Bnad, Friday, 4 September 2020 06:53 (five years ago)

In a 2018 White House planning meeting for such an event, Trump asked his staff not to include wounded veterans, on grounds that spectators would feel uncomfortable in the presence of amputees. “Nobody wants to see that,” he said.

clearly only a war-crazy neoliberal hawk could possibly object to this perfectly acceptable behavior

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 4 September 2020 07:11 (five years ago)

the army isn't just for killing people

A TikTok video shows U.S. soldiers deployed to Syria asking locals if they've recently seen their favorite porn star around 😬 https://t.co/skooW15oF1 pic.twitter.com/5DM8ijucaK

— Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) September 3, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 4 September 2020 10:43 (five years ago)

Thanks Bnad. I knew I'd read something about it but was too pissed off at Milo to go search.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 10:59 (five years ago)

Glad Trump camp is shitting themselves over this. It feels like something that could stick just enough and at the right time that it turns more folks who might have been wavering away from him.

Obviously his die-hards will simply dismiss it as fake, but tbh I enjoyed a perverse thrill at the notion of Republican voters having to examine their America Fuck Yeah Troop worship because their big wet boy is Never Wrong.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 4 September 2020 12:15 (five years ago)

Every once in a while I check out Ask Trump Supporters, and this story in particular warranted a visit. Go figure, a lot of the responses (last night) were along the lines of "unattributed sources? BS." And then someone said the AP backed up the claims, and the Trump Supporters said "oh, so, the Atlantic can be BS but anonymous sources in the AP is somehow better?" And so on. The point being, or a point being, is I have no idea why no one has agreed to go on the record with this story years after the fact. Maybe they still work at the WH? But why did the story about an event years ago come out now? If it is someone that has stuck around this Asshole for years, but only decided to tell this story now ... why? Why not just come forward and give it the weight of an attributed name? FWIW, a couple of the Trump Supporters on the page did say if true, the story is disgusting and indefensible, but etc.

Obv. I fully believe the story, which is totally in character. Trump is such a worthless pos that in his bizarro world the idea of him not saying or doing something like this is much less likely than the story being true. This came right after the story of him no longer meeting the return of dead soldiers for vain/dickish/venal reasons, and the WH afaict didn't push back on *that* one.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 12:42 (five years ago)

do the people on pro-trump reddit ever have any comments on reddit posts like this? i guess every single one of the things in that post was a lie, too

(for those who don't click, it's like a list of 10000000000000000000s of "insensitive" things trump has said about military, generals, POW/MIA, etc)

obviously most of the people on Ask Trump Supporters are long gone, just long gone, in terms of reality. but i wonder if maybe it would break through to the "couple of the Trump Supporters on the page did say if true, the story is disgusting and indefensible, but etc."

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:20 (five years ago)

Are there any recent demographics on the various branches of the military? Anecdotally, it seems the Air Force and maybe Marines are whiter and more middle class than the Army and Navy?

Boring, Maryland, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

I can't wait until after the election, should he lose, when the press keeps reporting on all of his batshit tweets as if he were still president and him and his supporters still dominate 90% of the news.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

Yeah, he and his family are not going anywhere. Just wait for four years of "maybe I'll run again, we'll see..."

From the little I care to analyze the Ask site's users, many of them just don't care what Trump says about anyone or anything. Many of them don't even like Trump. They just really like the 2nd amendment or really hate abortion. And even when quotes are attributed they tend to move the goalposts. Otoh, they recognize that when every last Trump Fart is blown up into a scandal, then the real scandals tend to have less impact, though their own ideas of what constitutes a scandal is apparently different than mine. I suppose they have one point, that if Trump is a piece of shit, and everything he does is shitty, then hearing people deriding his shittiness as such, day in day out, gets a little exhausting (I mean, no kidding; the first thing Biden should do is nothing, for at last a week). Hence the more seemingly reasonable people on the forum at times don't even try to defend him. Their take, afaict, is yeah, he's a piece of shit. So? I don't vote for presidents based on their personalities, perceived intelligence, or whatever. It's a disturbingly, destructively cynical position to take, and one that Trump Inc. definitely takes advantage of. I'm not sure what the solution is to cynicism that runs that deep, any more than the solution to what makes anyone want to carry around a machine gun.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:34 (five years ago)

whaddya gonna do when someone weighs supporting a catastrophically idiotic and incompetent president with 250K deaths (excess mortality) and counting on his watch, VS ....i want to have a gun

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:55 (five years ago)

Glad Trump camp is shitting themselves over this. It feels like something that could stick just enough and at the right time that it turns more folks who might have been wavering away from him.

I feel like this story is definitely going to hurt his standing among the people he needs most. as much as people love to claim that nothing can possibly hurt his rock-solid support there have been a few things that have noticeably caused his poll numbers to drop, in 2016 the big ones were Access Hollywood & insulting the gold star family - both instances where even Republicans felt the need to distance themselves. that said all that support comes right back in 2-3 weeks as they find ways to rationalize it so idk if this'll have much effect on the election, though obviously the Biden campaign is gonna hit this real hard

Every once in a while I check out Ask Trump Supporters, and this story in particular warranted a visit. Go figure, a lot of the responses (last night) were along the lines of "unattributed sources? BS." And then someone said the AP backed up the claims, and the Trump Supporters said "oh, so, the Atlantic can be BS but anonymous sources in the AP is somehow better?" And so on. The point being, or a point being, is I have no idea why no one has agreed to go on the record with this story years after the fact.

it helps to have a highly politicized DOJ that is more than willing to end the careers of anyone who says anything bad on the record

frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

Yeah, he and his family are not going anywhere. Just wait for four years of "maybe I'll run again, we'll see..."

nope it's going to be Ivanka that runs

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

the entire family is *the runs*

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

If Trump loses, it's hard for me to imagine anyone in that family trying a political run. First because why would they? Being rich and not running for office is a lot more fun. Second because I think that brand will be electorally tarnished. I suppose Ivanka or Eric could move to a red state and make a run, but I'm not sure they'd actually be welcome.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

Sorry if there's a better place for this, but—
I'm in NYC, can't vote, but have a car, and thinking seriously about driving people to the polls in... Georgia? Virginia? Pennsylvania..?
Has anyone here done this or have any recommendations for well-run orgs that are doing it?

Priory, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

my mom has done this in (western) pennsylvania; i'll try to find out what the org was

mookieproof, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:11 (five years ago)

That seems like a great idea!

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

republicans and conservatives didn't care at all about his very prominent comments on mccain, the khan family, etc. here's like the first 1/15th of that list i mentioned somehwhere earlier, #onethread

says Americans who died in war are "losers" and "suckers."

“Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers” he said about a U.S. military cemetery

called John McCain “a fucking loser” when asked to lower flags to half staff

called President George H.W. Bush a loser for being shot down during WWII

“That guy is smart. Why did he join the military?” Trump said of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

asked his staff to not include wounded veterans because amputees make him uncomfortable

“I don’t get it. What was in it for them?” Trump said to Gen. John Kelly about dead veterans, while visiting Kelly’s son’s grave at Arlington

Trump knew since Mar 2020 that Russia paid bounties to kill American troops. On July 29, Trump defended Russia arming the Taliban against the US saying the US once did the same thing

In May '20, the White House ended National Guard deployments one day before they could claim benefits

The Trump admin seized 5mil masks intended for VA hospitals. Kushner distributes these masks to private entities for a fee, who then sells the masks to the government

Trump fired the captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt after he warned superiors that COVID19 was spreading among his crew

After Iran's retaliatory strike, 109 US troops suffered brain injuries. Trump dismissed these as "headaches"

On July 20, 2017, in room 2E924 of the Pentagon, Trump told a room full of Generals, "You’re a bunch of dopes and babies"

Said 26,000 military sexual assaults were to be 'expected' bc America lets women serve

Invited the Taliban to Camp David on the anniversary of 9/11

Claimed that his military budget made up for his lack of military experience

Claimed if a Humvee was hit by an IED, soldiers "go for a little ride upward & they come down."

Pardoned multiple war criminals, which betrayed the men of the 1st Platoon who helped convict him for violating long standing military values, discipline, and command (May&Nov, 2019)

Trump mocked Lt. Col. Vindman for his rank and uniform. He threatened said purple heart officer resulting in the Army providing him pr--------

it goes on and on. after all that, why does him adding another line item to that list make a difference?

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:57 (five years ago)

what if he said the Confederacy was a bunch of losers

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

well i saw the tweet yesterday from a Trumper saying that their dear lead was sent by god and many of them believe that, so there really is nothing you can tell them at all that will change their stance on him.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

You've got to admit, if a religious person believed Trump was sent to bring about the Rapture, It's hard to argue with that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

Every Hegelian worth their salt knows you can't have Christ without the Antichrist. *taps head*

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

math checks out

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

"god used many flawed men to serve his needs throughout the bible"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

i heard some true believer say this the other day somewhere

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

if I were the religious sort I would think that a man who embodies every one of the seven deadly sins would be a sign I should reject that person, but I suppose it can also be a test of faith, a la Job. religion is funny that way.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

Like, God is testing me to trust his will by sending the shittiest person in the world to lead us!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

"Thou shalt own the libs" is left out of a lot of versions of the Old Testament, but not the good ones.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

this is just fucking stupid as fuck these these crackpots are being more legitimized by the day

Here’s the photo she posted: https://t.co/psgZSVV8Tw pic.twitter.com/60bXKMDacP

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) September 4, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

My favourite of God's books is The Prince.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

In a masterpiece of bad timing, today Stars and Stripes was ordered to cease publication by the end of the month.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2020/09/04/trump-and-stars-and-stripes-attacking-american-icon-column/5706859002/

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

.@JoeBiden answering a question on QAnon conspiracy, Biden says: "I’ve been a big supporter of mental health. I’d recommend people who believe it should take advantage of it while it still exists under the Affordable Care Act."

— Karine Jean-Pierre (@K_JeanPierre) September 4, 2020

nice!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

a lot of the responses (last night) were along the lines of "unattributed sources? BS."

You don't get to whine about anonymous sources when your whole cult is called "QAnon."

— ben schwartz (@benschwartz_) September 4, 2020

ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

re: Marjorie Greene

AOC should tweet this back:

https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/4cYAAOSwBpteaZ6E/s-l225.jpg

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

remarkably good answer from Biden there

frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 18:02 (five years ago)

wau, I didn't expect that kind of A+ acerbic response from him

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

a good response but presumably one they've had prepped for ages

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

kind of in line with this one:

Townsend, a 30-year-old from Clio, Mich., asked the candidates if they would protect his “baby” -- the Bushmaster AR-15 semiautomatic rifle he cradled in his arms.

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson gave a standard answer about the need to improve screening of gun applicants. But Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. of Delaware, who said that he sponsored an assault weapons ban, was not so sanguine.

“I’ll tell you what, if that’s his baby, he needs help,” Biden said of Townsend. “I don’t know that he is mentally qualified to own that gun. I’m being serious.”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

Probably had to pre-tape his responses 10 years ago because of his incurable brain damage.

But tbrr, it's true that Trump's press conferences are more improvised. No studious practice of party talking points for him, no sir!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

^^ I remembered that exchange, so, Simon, I tend to think he's kept this sort of thing in his quiver forever because he's Authentic Scranton Joe.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

who's gonna be the secretary of qanon de-programming?

ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

The BuzzFeed copy desk just announced that they will no longer call QAnon a "conspiracy theory," instead labeling it a "collective delusion": https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/drumoorhouse/qanon-mass-collective-delusion-buzzfeed-news-copy-desk

jaymc, Friday, 4 September 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

They should call it a flaming bag of bullshit, for accuracy's sake

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

But tbrr, it's true that Trump's press conferences are more improvised

I wouldn't pick either of 'em for my trivia squad.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:38 (five years ago)

but at least Trump can think for himself

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

imagine being "Q". Assuming you're not mentally deranged too, how shocking would it be to have so many ppl truly believing the bullshit you spouted on a messageboard, the President being asked about your bullshit and not even dismissing it as bullshit, etc etc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

like Lamont Cranston "Q" revels in the power to cloud people's minds.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:45 (five years ago)

http://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Q-Star-Trek-Omnipotent-John-de-Lancie-a.jpg

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:51 (five years ago)

imagine being "Q". Assuming you're not mentally deranged too, how shocking would it be to have so many ppl truly believing the bullshit you spouted on a messageboard, the President being asked about your bullshit and not even dismissing it as bullshit, etc etc

lol @ the suggestion that Jim Watkins may in fact be mentally sane.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

Q is a bit bashful and self-effacing about all the wonderful success he's had

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

I watched that Biden press conference and was surprised to find his zings at least didn't *seem* canned, he seemed to be forming them in real-time and with feeling

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

lol the "press conference" was just them denying what he said.

After reading denials of the Atlantic story from one current staffer (Derek Lyons) and one former staffer (Dan Walsh), Kayleigh McEnany leaves the room without taking any questions.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) September 4, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:11 (five years ago)

well, that settles it then!

ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

then she dropped the mic and Bananarama's "Cruel Summer" came on over the PA

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

"Can we play the Pelosi video again?"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

Fwiw Biden is now favoured (rather than slightly favoured) to win the election according to 538:

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/

May it remain so.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

It changes from favoured to slightly favoured at 70%. It’s been switching between those since it went live a month ago which gives the impression it’s changed a lot but ... it hasn’t.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

Ah, I hadn't realized.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

What a nightmare of shitty data-viz their model page is, too. Quite a shocking lapse of judgement on their part. And that godawful fox?

assert (MatthewK), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

interesting if true

Fox News (!!!) confirming the Atlantic story now https://t.co/hIJMZKwtH2

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 4, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

The Deep Media has infiltrated Fox News.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

@JenGriffinFNC
: This former official heard the President say about American veterans: “’What’s in it for them? They don’t make any money?’ It was a character flaw of the President: he could not understand why someone would die for their country, not worth it.”

trump otm ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

Trump would be wise to start driving his base away from FOX now, so he can hit the ground running with a big audience as OAN majority owner/windbag in January

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

Second term Trump will reform the military so they get a cut of spoils like a Roman legion.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

or citizenship like in Starship Troopers

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

Thread:

This WP story about how Bill Barr confidently, even pugnaciously, told CNN viewers about a massive mail-in ballots fraud incident in Texas that never happened, is a reminder of some other things like that. /1 https://t.co/K9Q2aBngKI

— Charlie Savage (@charlie_savage) September 4, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:34 (five years ago)

is this good

The Chair of the @FEC — the head of the only government agency dedicated to enforcing election law — is actively promoting the President’s re-election campaign on social media. pic.twitter.com/He7YwZDxnO

— Adav Noti (@AdavNoti) September 2, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

Thousands of Trumper Vietnam vets slowly coming around to the view that yes, they were suckers

Bnad, Friday, 4 September 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

They got a letter from the President the other day. They opened and read it. It said they were definitely not suckers

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

damn you PK, I just spent a whole two minutes writing this -

got a twitter from the president the other day
opened it, read it, said they were suckers
he wanted votes from the army or whatever
picture fox giving a damn, he said "loser"

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:11 (five years ago)

I think you win that one, tbh, Camaraderie, because it scans.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

early bird gets the worm, also I'm not at all happy with the last line

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:14 (five years ago)

Vietnam vets slowly coming around to the view that yes, they were suckers

Sadly, the Selective Service System did not care one way or the other. Not everyone had a tame doctor who'd invent some bone spurs for you.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 4 September 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

not creepy at all!

President Trump is moving to revamp federal agencies’ racial sensitivity trainings, casting some of them “divisive” and “un-American,” according to a memo by the White House Office of Management and Budget.

In the two-page memo, OMB Director Russell Vought says that Trump has asked him to prevent federal agencies from spending millions in taxpayer dollars on these training sessions. Vought says OMB will instruct federal agencies to come up with a list of all contracts related to trainings involving “white privilege“ or “critical race theory,” the memo states.

The memo was released on Friday.

It also tells all federal agencies to identify all methods possible to cancel contracts that involve teaching that America is an “inherently racist or evil country.”

Trump's push to amplify racism unnerves Republicans who have long enabled him

“The President has directed me to ensure that federal agencies cease and desist from using taxpayer dollars to fund these divisive, un-American propaganda training sessions,“ the memo states.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

Just our president doubling down on the popularity of racism yet again. Two months left before Election Day, so he has plenty of time to place lots more heavy bets of racism saving the day. By mid-October he wants every BIPOC person in the USA feeling worse than they did on November 9, 2016.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:18 (four years ago)

Has "un-American" ever been used by someone who wasn't a dipshit?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:19 (four years ago)

There have been sporadic attempts to flip the meaning of un-American to apply it to undemocratic ideas like racial prejudice or classism, but that bit of rhetorical jujutsu has never had much, if any, effect.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:29 (four years ago)

It changes from favoured to slightly favoured at 70%.

I posted about that on FB a couple of days ago. I know it means absolutely nothing, but if you're running thousands of simulations and 69% of them point towards one guy winning, to me that's not "slightly favoured." "Slightly" shouldn't kick in until it drops to somewhere around 55-60%.

clemenza, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

That "slightly" is pure CYA, induced by the critical buffeting 538 got in 2016.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:42 (four years ago)

That's how someone responded to my post--that Nate Silver, like many people, had been spooked by 2016.

I don't know, though; he came out of that election as one of the few forecasters who wasn't shocked by the result, who'd given Trump a decent chance (about the same 30%, I believe). And as his own site often points out, polling for Biden is meaningfully ahead of where Clinton was. He just doesn't strike me as someone who thinks "the data clearly says this, but I'll throw in a 'slightly' just in case."

I was wondering if it was maybe in deference to the thing that's harder to gauge, possible interference, either internal or external.

clemenza, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

There’s a literature on what probabilities people assign to words like likely, probably, favoured, etc. A lot of it comes out the CIA actually. Which should tell you that it’s probably not worth worrying too much about the specific word they’re mapping a number to.

It’s probably not worth worrying about the numbers either (except to the extent they tell you what the polls are saying, which is not what is going to happen, but is not nothing).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 September 2020 03:35 (four years ago)

It's a subject that interests me because, teaching grade 6 for many years, I always started probability off with a number line where I got the kids to assign words to their numerical equivalents--certain, likely, very unlikely, etc. I think it went something like this: 15% = very unlikely, 35% = unlikely, 65% = likely, 85% = very likely. (There was no "slightly likely.") But 70% would have simply been "likely," which to me translates as "favoured."

clemenza, Saturday, 5 September 2020 03:44 (four years ago)

https://www.cia.gov/library/center-for-the-study-of-intelligence/kent-csi/vol8no4/html/v08i4a07p_0001.htm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:09 (four years ago)

Lloyd Braun: "Is it just me, or is that a lot of reading?"
Jerry: "That's a lot of reading!"

I see all my words in there somewhere, I've just got to figure out if I was using them correctly.

clemenza, Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:16 (four years ago)

hi everyone. i had a long night of the soul last night, and wrote this up. so this is by me.

The road to political sanity may run through a bridge game in Atlanta: four women playing together for years, two Democrats, two Republicans — one of whom is quiet about how she voted last time, the other a fervent supporter of the president.

In 2020, the bridge game went online. And conversation about politics went off limits.

Until a funny thing happens, when the quiet Republican asks whether everyone had seen the latest Trump sound bite. The two Democrats clench and look to change the subject. But then the proud Trump supporter allows, to everyone’s surprise, that she cannot abide the incumbent president and his crew any longer.

What’s the wise response? Pause, ponder, weigh the possibilities.

Whether it’s your friend or someone in your family, or anyone with whom you’ve been at partisan odds these past four years, the temptation is to fire back that “You voted for him, you wanted him, cheered for him, you funded and fueled him, and now you have regrets?” There must be penance and flagellation, expiation in exile, bread-and-water rations, a vow of abstinence from Fox News.

Or you can gently affirm them in a way that welcomes them back to the fold without rebuke. A celebration of the prodigal returned, because anyone can be wrong, even profoundly and flamboyantly wrong, and there is no way forward without finding a way to leave what’s past behind. Yes, reconciliation would be easier if they said, “Gee, I was so blind about him, I can’t believe I fell for his gaslighting, I’d do anything to undo my vote but I’ll work to my last breath to help defeat him this time.”

But that’s a lot to expect and, besides, that is not how people convert. Maybe alone, in the dark of night, they reckon with their judgments and quietly whisper to themselves, “How could I be so stupid?” But by daylight, they face the fear of being cast out of their tribe or abandoned by all sides. You can brand them with a scarlet T and scorn them forever, or you can recognize that flaunting your righteousness is not just shallow, it is also shortsighted. Especially with voting imminent in some states, when wobbly voters will test what the future will look like if they switch sides.

No one will ever be persuaded to your cause if you deride their character and dismiss their dignity. Neither burning at the stake nor reform school has much chance of working on individuals who wandered away from the traditional GOP, into MAGA America and now find themselves in the wilderness. Pride and denial make the journey back rocky. Smooth the path for them. Suck it up. Let it go. We have work to do.

I’m not advocating mercy for the Republican officeholders who have enabled a lawless president for 3½ years, even those who, when his polls dip occasionally show some spine. Far too much damage has been done to U.S. security and our social fabric to absolve those who mock Trump in private but massage him in public. They have contaminated the GOP, and it falls to principled conservatives to clean their own house.

But how we judge our public leaders, and the standards we hold them to, is different from how we treat each other. Trump succeeded by salting our wounds; it took the worst president in history to bring out the worst in us, with the help of a media ecosystem that profits from political poison. As it is, too many politicians love to make us hate each other, and too many of us find comfort and company in our shared derision. But if we can close the gap, maybe we can talk.

Which brings us back to the bridge table, and the social value of strategic silence. “Taking it in stride seems like the most generous move,” one of the Democrats says. Surely this quest for clarity, and charity, must start with our family and friends, who we know in all their complexity: yes, maybe I’ve heard you sound like a homophobe or make sexist jokes, but I also know you’ve adopted special-needs kids and work as a volunteer firefighter.

There’s no room for complexity on Twitter, and it has all but vanished from our politics, which grow ever more virtual and, therefore, unpracticed with real people. But complexity is where progress incubates, where compromise lives, where hope resides.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

btw, the name of my article is "How should we respond to our former Trump-loving friends (who make up about 0.00000001% of the country)"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:53 (four years ago)

Being from a bridge playing family probably made me appreciate that write up all the more. Thank you.

BlackIronPrison, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:55 (four years ago)

FYI - there is an opinion piece with a nearly identical name in this morning's Washington Post. Regardless, that's some great writing. Thanks for sharing.

Darin, Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:15 (four years ago)

Challop on ice to go: I’m worried that people are kinda maybe forgetting a little bit how awful all republican pols are with all the focus specifically on trump

brimstead, Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:19 (four years ago)

have people’s beliefs actually changed, they’re just embarrassed by the man

great post, btw, karl

brimstead, Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:21 (four years ago)

The percentage of Republicans in Congress who duck into an elevator, plead ignorance, or simply refuse to say a word, when accosted by journalists for comment on the latest outrageous Trump action or pronouncement has risen to near 100%. It feels like three years ago about half of them would attempt some sort of serious-faced tut-tutting or cautious distancing. Now they are in it up to their nostrils and are full time never-say-die enablers.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:29 (four years ago)

FYI - there is an opinion piece with a nearly identical name in this morning's Washington Post. Regardless, that's some great writing. Thanks for sharing.

hey they ripped me off! bezos is going down, i'm suing.

i posted that op-ed in jest, but i do respect the place it comes from. i used to be in that place. like this part:

Surely this quest for clarity, and charity, must start with our family and friends, who we know in all their complexity: yes, maybe I’ve heard you sound like a homophobe or make sexist jokes, but I also know you’ve adopted special-needs kids and work as a volunteer firefighter.

but yes, imagine that the homophobia extends to a lifelong effort to deny the humanity of LGBTQ+ people, or that the sexist jokes are actually just the outermost layer of something that has a core of belief that men have divinely-enforced dominion over women. what happens when you start with the people you know the best, and have the most empathy for, and realize that they're a REAL piece of shit, and the deeper you dig the less empathy you feel? really, in a terrible twist, the less empathy they deserve, truly?

obviously not everyone has wannabe neo-nazis in their family, but i feel like my overall experience has similarities with the GOP and their supporters right now, or rather over the last 10+ years (at its most acute phase - i understand the origins of this shit in the 60s and beyond). people used to talk about how a bunch of white people lost their minds when a black man became president. i always kind of took that as a figure of speech, but a bunch of white people really DID lose their minds when a black man with an arabic sounding name was put in charge, and was easily reelected. for those people, at least, my level of empathy is ZERO, permanent ZERO, permanent FUCK YOU for all time, and that especially includes family, because i understand more than anyone how many chances they've had

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:28 (four years ago)

Good post, Karl.

As the only outright Dem in a family whose gerontocracy still worries about the Democrats forcing young women to cut sugar cane like Castro did (not Joe Biden; they acknowledge he's a nice man duped by AOC and Sanders), I despair too, but I've heard, more than once since August, a couple relatives disparage "how the government is treating us" under COVID. Last week my father floored me when he admitted he wished "Washington" would pay parents a living wage for taking care of their kids should the kids need to stay at home.

"You realize that's a New Deal-type solution," I said.

"That's right," he said quietly.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:34 (four years ago)

xp

yikes, sorry! always fun to unload on dad in public for the millionth time. but i guess my halfassed point is just that the washpo sucker's bridge game is going to get real rowdy in 2024 when the "former Trump-loving friend" who finally found the courage to squeak out the possibility that trump might have done some bad things, in month 43 of 48 of his first term, somehow finds themselves really drawn to Tom Cotton or Ivanka or Scott Adams or whoever else has the best plan to punish their supposed persecutors. "i thought after trump that she had finally seen the light! and we welcomed them back without even criticizing them for supporting our white supremacist president until month 43 of the 48 hellish months of trump's first term! i'm so surprised that she's doing this again! oh well, that's the fourth trick, your turn donna"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:34 (four years ago)

The next Republican President after Trump's gonna be a football coach. Probably college but maybe Bill Belicheck.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:37 (four years ago)

Ditka

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

a family whose gerontocracy still worries about the Democrats forcing young women to cut sugar cane like Castro did (not Joe Biden; they acknowledge he's a nice man duped by AOC and Sanders), I despair too

truly, *hugs*

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

WASHINGTON — Democratic nominee Joe Biden’s transition team has signed a memorandum of understanding with President Donald Trump’s General Services Administration to begin planning for a potential handover of power.

Biden’s team signed the memo with the General Services Administration Thursday, according to the agency. The document is required under the Presidential Transition Act and formalizes how the federal government will go about assisting Biden’s transition team ahead of Election Day.

Formal federal support for presidential transition teams was first put into practice in 2012 in an effort to ensure presidential candidates are prepared to assume the White House should they win the election.

In 2016, both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump had offices and staffs in the same building preparing for a transition ahead of Election Day. Nearly all of Trump’s plan was subsequently shelved after he won the White House.

For the first time, the 2020 memo includes a pledge by Biden’s team to devise and publish an ethics plan to be implemented should he win on Election Day. That requirement was put into the place in a 2019 amendment to the transition act.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2020 17:44 (four years ago)

idg why bad-mouthing the military is sticking to trump *now*? he's been saying the same shit all along, going back to mccain and the khan family and how the army guys ambushed in niger 'knew what they were getting into' etc

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:10 (four years ago)

Because he's targeting the military profession in its entirety now.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:13 (four years ago)

Oh 2020paws...

Multiple boats in distress, sinking at Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis https://t.co/fAc9yHKiuz

— Lee Santos (@TxHopsfarmer) September 5, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:25 (four years ago)

idg why bad-mouthing the military is sticking to trump *now*?

Maybe because a succession of small scratches will erode the effectiveness of Teflon? Or maybe the prominence of this story in the media has no relation to whether it is *sticking to Trump* any better this time than it did before, when the media gave it plenty of play.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

pom otm, this story proves his disrespect is systemic rather than targeted at a few individuals

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:30 (four years ago)

Dissing a glaring political rival and brown-skinned war heroes is fine, as is sneering at dead losers (because they died, you see), but when you pull a 'no military lives matter', shit starts to hit the fan.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:36 (four years ago)

From Twitter notoriety to direct-mail stardom in just ten weeks. pic.twitter.com/0S3RzATkcs

— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) September 5, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

Lol Gaetz is just epic. Maybe I should give Ehr some more money

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:48 (four years ago)

idg why bad-mouthing the military is sticking to trump *now*?

I've been pondering the same thing the past 24 hours, and I think

Or maybe the prominence of this story in the media has no relation to whether it is *sticking to Trump* any better this time than it did before, when the media gave it plenty of play

might be a reasonable interpretation--i.e., it's not going to appreciably change many votes.

But--I don't know if anyone's ever studied this, or even how you would--it may have value as one of those distractions that pop up in the last couple of months. I'm sure Trump's side would rather not be wasting time with denials and saving Stars and Stripes when there's so many other lies to be lied.

clemenza, Saturday, 5 September 2020 19:54 (four years ago)

it might not “change votes” per se but my gut tells me it might drive down right wing turnout

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago)

Rough waters on Lake Travis as hundreds of boats in Trump boat parade. Several swaamped. #Statesman @bobphoto pic.twitter.com/DPpKKhgljF

— bobphoto (@bobphoto) September 5, 2020

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:12 (four years ago)

Already posted, yo.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

better photo, though

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

True.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

That Photo for September Thread Title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:30 (four years ago)

Drain the swaamp

nashwan, Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

https://lh4.ggpht.com/-gWV2MSK4odI/T4yLpd1STpI/AAAAAAAASrw/o1JupStPATA/s72-c/Titanic0001_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 September 2020 20:36 (four years ago)

swamp the drain

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:15 (four years ago)

someone should start a thread to merely catalog the number of bootlickers

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

U mean boatlickers

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

It would be easier to catalog the non-bootlickers

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:42 (four years ago)

The Texas Boats sinking thing has appeared on Fox news already, somebody shared it on Facebook.
Would have thought it might be something they'd try to bury or at least not highlight.

Stevolende, Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:56 (four years ago)

Not going to post this in the containment thread because I know it doesn't mean much, but there were a lot of Trump signs....and a surprising number of Biden signs on our drive through small-town PA today to go hiking.

We all know that outside of Philly and PGH all of PA might as well be Kentucky, but it was an interesting time getting to the trailhead

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:20 (four years ago)

A bunch of Trump supporting boats sank and right wingers are accusing left wing terrorists of creating the waves that sank the boats pic.twitter.com/WLCJWcoGIq

— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) September 5, 2020

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:31 (four years ago)

WHO DID THIS #Dumbkirk pic.twitter.com/m55ClejJ10

— (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 137 (@Bitterwhiteguy) September 5, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:41 (four years ago)

Looks like the boat version of the car accident in John Prine's Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore.

Lily Dale, Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:56 (four years ago)

Your 12 Trump Flags Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/UlqId9y.jpg

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 00:16 (four years ago)

Omg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 00:23 (four years ago)

HAARP in action!

nickn, Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:36 (four years ago)

Ok so plenty of people joking about HAARP being used to sink Trump boats but guys, I think some people are serious... pic.twitter.com/h9Rmk0PhRR

— Sir Eccles (@sir_eccles) September 6, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

One thing that's weird about the military flare-up is how much time the media is spending on corroborating everything. I realize they want to remain tethered in facts and reality, but I'm not sure such due diligence is necessary at this point; no one doubts the truth of any of it, except people for whom corroboration won't matter.

clemenza, Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:59 (four years ago)

NEW: In upcoming book, Michael Cohen writes Donald Trump's disdain for Obama was so extreme he hired a "Faux-Bama" to participate in a video in which he "ritualistically belittled the first black president and then fired him." He includes this photo: https://t.co/LGrqsUUrY2 pic.twitter.com/otwYW8VSmQ

— Pervaiz Shallwani (@Pervaizistan) September 6, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:34 (four years ago)

OH MY GOD

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:36 (four years ago)

jeeeeeeeeeeezus

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:37 (four years ago)

just impeach him again, seriously. who cares if it works. just impeach the living fuck out of him. flag post on his presidency, everyone, ban the filibuster, reduce FP threshold to 2, jfc

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

https://t.co/8E0bOt5ahP pic.twitter.com/DjdYDq3H8s

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) September 6, 2020

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:54 (four years ago)

lmaoooooooooooo

frogbs, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:55 (four years ago)

What a petty little bitch.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:11 (four years ago)

Who's the actor? I want to check his IMDB page and see if he was properly credited. (There's a tiny part of me that believes work is work and is reluctant to criticize.)

clemenza, Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:16 (four years ago)

Here's the video. This was a subplot in 2012 that was pretty well known, but since Trump was just Trump-the-TV-guy at the time, it's understandable that people missed it. https://t.co/GIxiH54ati

— Philip Bump (@pbump) September 6, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:17 (four years ago)

I wish left twitter would turn off the Lathe of Heaven.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:18 (four years ago)

vcb0424
5 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks that this may have filled in the BLANKS of the Romney candidacy at the end of the race??? If it was even possible to counter the ballot box stuffing of the stolen election by localities to get the right electoral votes...at least this could have helped. Way to go GOP. Stupid #RINO

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:19 (four years ago)

i thought everyone already knew about this? i'm pretty sure this is the same 2012 video i have in my own clip archives.

here's a short twitter length video clip. i also just uploaded the full 3:42 long video here too: https://t.co/QtmCH1xM5ghttps://t.co/81Yu1crwtf pic.twitter.com/O610NmZMB7

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) September 6, 2020

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:20 (four years ago)

Amazing he never tweeted out that video.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

I know trump is predictable but that is still very funny

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:28 (four years ago)

Is it really, though?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:29 (four years ago)

Because no, it really isn't.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:29 (four years ago)

It’s an inside joke

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

I mean the p4reene thing not the video

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

sheesh

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

It is incredibly funny that this didn't make the cut for the 2012 GOP but Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair did.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:34 (four years ago)

^^Probably the real reason Trump ran, aside from Racism.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:35 (four years ago)

Sorry, Simon, I've seen way too many 'you gotta admit, this particular instance of Trump vomiting words is totes hilar' shit of late and jumped to conclusions.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:39 (four years ago)

no worries!

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:40 (four years ago)

look, i know the corporate media had a rough 2016, but i'm sure that the major networks took a serious audit of their past wrongs and won't make the same mistakes this time around...oh no.

We're left with this dilemma: Jeffrey Goldberg, who authored The Atlantic piece insists the story is true. President Trump insists the story is false. Both of those views can't be right, writes Chris Cillizza https://t.co/dXfqFJFWLz

— CNN (@CNN) September 5, 2020

ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:49 (four years ago)

say what you will about the media -- most of it true, i'm sure -- but cillizza still stands out for his astonishing stupidity and uselessness. an intern could write this shit for a lot less money

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 September 2020 04:26 (four years ago)

I say we let goldberg and trump duke it out

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 04:28 (four years ago)

i almost admire him for being so uniquely terrible at his job

frogbs, Sunday, 6 September 2020 04:29 (four years ago)

Slizz hate-reads probably get CNN more clicks than anything else

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 05:17 (four years ago)

Who's the actor? I want to check his IMDB page and see if he was properly credited. (There's a tiny part of me that believes work is work and is reluctant to criticize.)

― clemenza, Saturday, September 5, 2020 10:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Pareene's 2012 Salon piece led me to a Mediaite article where the actor is identified as Kevin Michel. He's not on IMDB. Since his social media accounts are now devoted to his self-published book about the power of the subconscious mind, I'm guessing that the Obama impersonation was just something he did for a few extra bucks back then.

jaymc, Sunday, 6 September 2020 05:38 (four years ago)

just your periodic reminder that Chris “Ivanka is Such a Boss” Cillizza once bragged on Twitter that he makes 8 figures

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 6 September 2020 13:12 (four years ago)

Trump will literally steal the art off the walls of his hotel room.

After Donald Trump’s planned trip to a French cemetery for fallen Marines was canceled in November 2018, the U.S. leader had some extra time on his hands in a mansion filled with artwork. The next day, he went art shopping -- or the presidential equivalent.

Trump fancied several of the pieces in the U.S. ambassador’s historic residence in Paris, where he was staying, and on a whim had them removed and loaded onto Air Force One, according to people familiar with the matter. The works -- a portrait, a bust, and a set of silver figurines -- were brought back to the White House.

...

The story unfolded like this: While in Paris with other world leaders to commemorate the centennial of the end of World War I, Trump stayed at the official residence of U.S. Ambassador Jamie McCourt, the palatial Hôtel de Pontalba. The mansion, in Paris’s chic 8th arrondissement, dates to 1842. It has served as a flagship of the State Department’s “Art in Embassies” cultural diplomacy program, and is open to tours.

The president’s planned visit to the Belleau Wood cemetery was canceled when rainy weather grounded the presidential helicopter, according to a redacted email the White House released to rebut the Atlantic story. The U.S. Secret Service ruled out a motorcade for the 56-mile drive, according to two people familiar with the matter.

That left Trump with about six hours of free time in the ambassador’s residence.

The next day, Trump pointed out a Benjamin Franklin bust, a Franklin portrait and a set of figurines of Greek mythical characters, and insisted the pieces come back with him to Washington.

McCourt, the ambassador, was startled, but didn’t object, according to people briefed on the incident. Trump later quipped that the envoy would get the art back “in six years,” when his potential second term in office would be winding down.

The art, worth about $750,000 according to one of the people familiar with the episode, was loaded aboard Air Force One while Trump visited another cemetery before the flight back to Washington.

...

Trump’s move prompted some hair-pulling and a furious exchange of emails back home between the State Department’s Bureau of Overseas Buildings Operations and White House officials who organized the art transfer. Ultimately, because the art is U.S. government property, the move was deemed legal.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 September 2020 14:04 (four years ago)

My boat sank in Lake Travis pic.twitter.com/EOsLk7sA9L

— Brent Terhune (@BrentTerhune) September 5, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 September 2020 14:22 (four years ago)

Shut up, it was insured

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 September 2020 14:32 (four years ago)

SS MAGARITAVILLE

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 14:35 (four years ago)

One couldn't write a more hilariously stupid statement in parody... "A bunch of nautical terms happened... I'd be flying my flags at half mast if they weren't at the bottom of the lake."

BrianB, Sunday, 6 September 2020 14:39 (four years ago)

Well, it *is* parody. He's a comedian and has a bunch of videos like that.

jaymc, Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:03 (four years ago)

Was gonna say........

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:08 (four years ago)

I’m guess there’s no point in parodying these people anymore

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:12 (four years ago)

I guess

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:12 (four years ago)

haha, really did fool me at first, up until "A bunch of nautical terms happened"

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:24 (four years ago)

I want to call cillizza 'sillyzilla' all the time but I also know that's like a trump-level insult.

anyway I abhor that guy. I'm so tired of clicking on an 'analysis' on CNN and finding out that he wrote it, where he vomits words for 20 paragraphs, says a bunch of obvious shit, and comes to no conclusions. Buzzfeed listicles are of more value and I don't have to look at his laughing face at the top of them.

akm, Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

It's not even a conscious misreading but it always scans as 'Clitzilla' to me.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:26 (four years ago)

Chris Cilizza reminds me of local clowned sports reporter Mike Bianchi, in that he says some things you agree with (but this is not impressive as they are fairly obvious things) but then he concern-trolls leftist readers in a shit attempt to create the illusion that he's impartial in a way none of them are.

that and the way he writes as if he's the first to cross the finish line where in reality, thousands of people got there hours earlier which is why it's so empty that he thinks he won.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:54 (four years ago)

I'm just waking up, someone smarter rewrite that in a way that makes me sound witty, I'll pay you in boxes of Nerds

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:54 (four years ago)

xxp lollll

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

https://files.cults3d.com/uploaders/13382474/illustration-file/90aa9a4a-cfb0-4cf2-8659-a80e706b7eda/20200312_111822_medium.jpg

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

oh dear Gorn

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

now will never be able to read that any other way

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

tbf it was a killer Blue Oyster Clit song

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

that's Clït to you

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/louis-dejoy-campaign-contributions/2020/09/06/1187bc2c-e3fe-11ea-8181-606e603bb1c4_story.html

Louis DeJoy’s prolific campaign fundraising, which helped position him as a top Republican power broker in North Carolina and ultimately as head of the U.S. Postal Service, was bolstered for more than a decade by a practice that left many employees feeling pressured to make political contributions to GOP candidates — money DeJoy later reimbursed through bonuses, former employees say.

seems like this guy might not be on the level

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago)

Anyway, as hilarious as this is, maybe not great for the country that another figure with a crucial election security role will almost definitely go to prison if Trump doesn't win!

— Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw) September 6, 2020

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinesh_D%27Souza#Campaign_finance_violation,_felony_guilty_plea,_conviction,_and_pardon

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago)

“Trump held a meeting at Trump Tower with prominent evangelical leaders, where they laid their hands on him in prayer. Afterward, Trump allegedly said: ‘Can you believe that bullshit? Can you believe people believe that bullshit?’”

- Michael Cohen https://t.co/mnZcYafpzN pic.twitter.com/ulStycHBvi

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) September 6, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

when he's right, he's right

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

COVID makes those photos even more uncomfortable

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

maybe they'll all die

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

Cohen also depicts Trump as being crude toward women, including inadvertently commenting on Cohen’s then-15-year-old daughter as she finished up a tennis lesson: “Look at that piece of a--,” Trump said, according to Cohen. “I would love some of that.”

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

Wait til his supporters find out he said things like this

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

The bigger scoop would be all the evangelical preachers who said the same thing as they were leaving.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

i walk through the garden alone
that 15 year old I would bone

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:27 (four years ago)

Remember the revenge porn kid in Kansas? He's still around:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhPmcF8XgAMY-fa.jpg

Looking forward to Glenn Greenwald's next fawning interview with him.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

"ok ok you got me, I was abusive, but in a DIFFERENT WAY THAN IS BEING DESCRIBED IN THE MEDIA"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:31 (four years ago)

every time that guy opens his mouth it gets worse. he needs to be run out of town.

akm, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

That kid showcases all the hallmarks of a true POS.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

Afterward, Trump allegedly said: ‘Can you believe that bullshit? Can you believe people believe that bullshit?’”

I've always thought this was literally his one saving grace--not the hypocrisy or ridicule of others, of course, but his lack of all religious conviction. (Not a principled atheism or anything, just a 100% attachment to himself and to things.) And why I believe Palin would have been even more dangerous as president if it ever came down to a Cuban Missile-type crisis. (Something like COVID, who knows?)

clemenza, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

"Saving grace" might be the wrong phrase--not implying that supersedes Everything Else.

clemenza, Sunday, 6 September 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

Speaking of Greenwald...

https://theintercept.com/2020/09/05/journalisms-new-propaganda-tool-using-confirmed-to-mean-its-opposite/

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

But if one looks at what they actually did, at what this “confirmation” consists of, it is the opposite of what that word would mean, or should mean

What is increasingly wrong with this person’s brain? The opposite of “comfirm” would be “disprove” or “refute.”

Obviously what these add’l media are “comfirming” is the existence of the original sources—that they were not made up out if whole cloth. They are “confirming” the original reporting.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 18:18 (four years ago)

iow Goldberg reported that four highly placed sources *said* Trump said these things

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 18:22 (four years ago)

Real psycho stuff. Too optimistic to think he’s going to end up running to the right of Texas in 2024?

1/2 This needs to happen:

“The feds should focus on the LARPing middle class SJWs and the dedicated Marxist cadre and use RICO, conspiracy, and other federal charges to take them out and lock them up....” https://t.co/8ouBgj2ep2

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) September 6, 2020



2/2 “...When little Ashleigh from the suburbs realizes that she’s looking at 5 yrs in fed prison instead of heading back to Evergreen State to finish her Bolivian 13th Century Trans Dance degree, the lawyer daddy buys her will get her to sing like a canary about her commie pals.”

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) September 6, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 6 September 2020 21:57 (four years ago)

Charming.

That said, Bolivian 13th Century Trans Dance sounds pretty bangin.

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

Did I read this week that Barr is presently doing just this—looking at RICO to prosecute what they think is “Antifa”?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:25 (four years ago)

Even those whose charges have been dropped in PDX are being slapped with federal charges, yes.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:28 (four years ago)

I mean, I don't think all, but many.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:29 (four years ago)

But under RICO? If so it’s hilarious that they basically imagined Antifa as an organization in the first place and now are going to additionally invent some structure around it to prosecute...

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:34 (four years ago)

I guess by hilarious I mean horrifying but also hilarious

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:35 (four years ago)

Haven't read the complaints, will do some research.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:35 (four years ago)

They should go after the Tooth Fairy is what they should do

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:36 (four years ago)

But Will Graham already killed him

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

I saw a comment somewhere, probably in regards to those tweets, about how Cruz has realized he's basically peaked politically, so he's decided to burn out his remaining career playing to the bigoted uncle demographic.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

It seems like they might be trying to build a case for conspiracy at a later juncture, but no one who has been charged just yet is facing such charges, at least in PDX.

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/05/909245646/review-of-federal-charges-in-portland-unrest-show-most-are-misdemeanors

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:52 (four years ago)

These people actively conspire together on social media to utilize their First Amendment rights. They trade tips about how to neutralize the force that is used against them while pursuing those rights. They also corruptly organize medical assistance for people who have been tear-gassed or maced by law enforcement. Often, when told to disperse from areas where their exits are blocked by police cordons, they either attempt to break directly through police lines or else fail to comply altogether. This lawlessness and criminal depravity must end!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:56 (four years ago)

Firing Barr is going to bring me such joy

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

that will be enormously fucked up and p much necessitate combing Twitter and FB for ppl who posted “yeah, let’s go March”

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

Speaking of people who've peaked politically, there's a Times article talking about the Trump campaign that quotes Newt Gingrich for some reason...and Gingrich says in order to win re-election, Trump must "turn Biden into McGovern."

Why do political journalists act like anyone other than political journalists gives a fuck what Newt Gingrich has to say about anything? I understand why Gingrich thinks a reference to George McGovern is relevant — because he's old and his brain is broken. But are reporters' brains so broken that they, too, think talking about George McGovern matters to anyone in 2020?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

Not to defend Newt Gingrich, but I just see that as shorthand--like swiftboating, or Willie Horton, or whatever--for common ploys still used today. I don't think McGovern himself matters.

clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2020 01:15 (four years ago)

in order to win re-election, Trump must "turn Biden into McGovern."

Gingrich is an idiot, but I hope he's 100% correct about this. Most voters were only vaguely familiar with McGovern prior to 1972. He was a senator from South Dakota for crying out loud and had a weak national presence. McGovern ran against Dick Fucking Nixon, who was Machiavelli compared to Trump. McGovern blew his convention bump via the Eagleton fiasco and was struggling to unify a totally fractured party on the biggest issue of the day, Vietnam.

The chances that Trump could convince US voters that Biden is dangerously far to the left of center are more or less impossible. Biden is not really vulnerable to being totally redefined as a flaming socialist.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 7 September 2020 04:24 (four years ago)

oof that Cruz tweet. curiosity got the better of me and I clicked on the TOWN HALL (do not recommend) piece and boy it is some psycho shit. every once in a while it’s interesting (/horrifying) to peek in the kitchen where the harder edge of the mainstream (ffs) right is cooking their dope

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 7 September 2020 13:53 (four years ago)

Biden is not really vulnerable to being totally redefined as a flaming socialist.

You would think, but it won’t be for lack of trying. I’m seeing a number of ads with Joe and AOC’s faces side by side.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 7 September 2020 14:41 (four years ago)

AOC isn't a flaming socialist either, tbf.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 7 September 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

No argument from me there.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 7 September 2020 14:55 (four years ago)

Biden 51%, Trump 43% in Wisconsin - according to Rasmussen.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:00 (four years ago)

They will try--they do every election, no matter who the Democrats run. But that was--for better or worse--the trade-off a lot of primary voters made: a lukewarm vote for Biden because it would be extremely difficult to turn him into McGovern.

clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:02 (four years ago)

"he's a doddering old weirdo" wasn't the most original attack line ever but it was at least more credible than "he's going to let the commies in"

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:04 (four years ago)

like, buddy, I wish.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:05 (four years ago)

Also going to guess that the Democrats, from now until the end of time, will try to turn every Republican nominee into Trump.

clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:06 (four years ago)

As they should, tbh.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

if the nominee is cruz advocating for charging protesters with 5 years in federal prison unless they renounce their 13th year degree in bolivian trans dance from evergreen college, or whatever, they won't have to do much extra work to turn him into trump

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

(xpost) Sure. Nixon replaced Hoover, now Trump has replaced Nixon. The Republican go-to still seems to be half-McGovern, half-Carter.

clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:11 (four years ago)

All Obama

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

when will Van Buren get his due?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:14 (four years ago)

https://cdn.britannica.com/s:800x450,c:crop/03/172703-138-068E96AB/overview-Martin-Van-Buren.jpg

The Little Magician!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:17 (four years ago)

For Trump's 35%, yes--I don't know if that works past that. Which leads to another category: the Guy from the Other Party You Can Stand to Praise. The Democrats, weirdly, seem to be okay praising Reagan; I wish they'd stick to Eisenhower. Most Republicans seem to have to go back to FDR, although Kennedy gets mentioned a lot too--Clinton, sometimes. Obama should slide into that Reagan category after a few years, but he won't, because he'll never not be black.

clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:18 (four years ago)

not sure you could get away with calling someone the red fox of kinderhook these days

mookieproof, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:27 (four years ago)

I agree with Cruz that we should prosecute LARPers

akm, Monday, 7 September 2020 16:25 (four years ago)

Looks like Trump is given up on AZ

Trump campaign going dark in Arizona, cancels planned TV blitz https://t.co/vIosufYgEf

— Josh Mankiewicz (@JoshMankiewicz) September 6, 2020

akm, Monday, 7 September 2020 16:28 (four years ago)

Why would Ted Cruz want to disrespect Civil War LARPers re-enactors like that?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 7 September 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

1. With @ShaneGoldmacher, a deep look at how the Trump campaign spent money for the last 3.5 years, as some officials say cash-on-hand is going to be much less than it should be in the final stretch before September. https://t.co/TgAwsBaJRT

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 7, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 September 2020 22:26 (four years ago)

Republican President Donald Trump, accused by Joe Biden of putting lives at risk in his handling of the coronavirus, on Monday called his Democratic rival “stupid” and demanded an apology for what Trump called anti-vaccine rhetoric.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump/trump-calls-biden-stupid-demands-apology-for-challenging-him-on-vaccines-idUSKBN25Y21S

pomenitul, Monday, 7 September 2020 22:30 (four years ago)

Twitter meltdown coming in 4...3...2...

Biden to @abc27News on Trump and his campaign's suggestion he's "lost a step"

"Look at how [Trump] steps and look at how I step. Watch how I run up ramps and how he stumbles down ramps, okay?" pic.twitter.com/7eJdXm0DKn

— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) September 7, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 7 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

biden is better dressed than trump. his suits actually fit.

treeship., Monday, 7 September 2020 22:55 (four years ago)

treeship breathed a sigh of relief when Off-The-Rack Bernie lost the nom

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, 7 September 2020 22:58 (four years ago)

Who knew that in these Teflon times the one thing to stick is Rampgate?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

I would love nothing more than for Trump to be baited into racing up and down ramps until he trips and falls and breaks something.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 September 2020 23:14 (four years ago)

The debate are just gonna be an American Gladiators-esque competition of climbing novelty ramps.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

Here Comes The GOPstepper.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 7 September 2020 23:22 (four years ago)

Honestly, since Trump has thrown so much distraction chaff and so much petty pointless bullshit out there, I won't be sad if what ultimately takes him out is something stupid like "can't walk on ramps" or "is rumored to have said Things About TROOPS" that throws him off.

There are lots more substantive issues, WAY more obvious illegality, and loads more heinous things he's done and said - and those have pretty much not registered in terms of his approval numbers, his national poll standing, or the electoral-college picture. If you look at aggregated averages he's pretty much where he always has been, despite various ups and downs.

So yeah, partly, "lol nothing matters." But also, why should he not be brought down by the sort of trivial zing he's trafficked in himself for so long?

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

Uh the whole “thinks our troops are idiots” thing ain’t exactly trivial, that shit would end anyone else’s career on the spot

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 01:08 (four years ago)

how weird, all this ramp talk has made me realise that the animal Asshole reminds me of most is a huge white chicken I once had

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 03:48 (four years ago)

XP

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S04E22/627909/637286.gif?b64lines=

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 04:25 (four years ago)

Newly renovated Rose Garden now under repair https://t.co/T0FDcKX26F

— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) September 8, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:17 (four years ago)

I beg your pardon

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a Rose Garden
we’re building the Wall in this yard and
it’s gonna rule so hard man

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

looooool

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

a source with knowledge of the garden troubles told CNN.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

That source? Bill Walton.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:24 (four years ago)

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a Rose Garden
we’re building the Wall in this yard and
it’s gonna rule so hard man
make this White House great again

ftfm

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

Went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and make America great again
When I got to the garden party, all the plants were dead
They didn't feed them water, they poured Gatorade instead

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 17:35 (four years ago)

To frogbs - apologies for "trivial." My take on the tRoOpS stuff is that the current story is "OMG he said THAT?" vs. the flat denial from Trump and "*yawn* anonymous sources - bullshit" from Trumpers.

As long as the SHOCKA story can be waved away with plausible deniability, it's back to square one: if you heard the "losers/suckers" language and think "yeah, I believe he said that," you're already on team anti-Trump. If you read it with Trumper lenses on, you'll just see unsourced FAKE NEWS. So it's just the same boring tribal dance.

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 18:11 (four years ago)

I do think there's a somewhat notable chunk of the country who's in between those, doesn't like Trump but tolerates him for SC judges or whatever, those people are the reason his approval rating keeps bouncing from 39-44% and yeah "fuck the troops" is definitely something that'll swing those people

that said it'll be mostly forgotten in a few weeks but still. Trump's path to victory right now is a razor thin margin, he can't afford to lose anyone right now

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 18:18 (four years ago)

A+ Neanderthal

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

xp also tbh a whole lot of right-wingers don't really "support the troops" in any serious way, it's just something they use to beat up liberals with. They're not going to beat up Trump with it because that's not the point.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 19:14 (four years ago)

yeah, there have been reports of Trump making fun of Pence for his pro-life beliefs and religious people seemingly dgaf

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

The entire GOP is just Storemare shouting at Bridges in the tub, basically.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

the GOP:

https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/102661/2068992.jpg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 19:32 (four years ago)

christ

DOJ is now arguing that when Trump said "she's not my type" he was ... acting in his official capacity & within the scope of his employment as President.

This is truly grotesque--they're saying that misogyny is the President's official duties/within the scope of his job. https://t.co/LOjKDCgXDa

— Leah Litman (@LeahLitman) September 8, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 21:55 (four years ago)

"whats the only way I can escape this lifetime of lawsuits, rape cases, and people who I owe money baying for my blood... I know! I'll become President!"

Not really even joking tbh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 23:09 (four years ago)

https://nyti.ms/3m7hkma

I think this is a cogent piece suggesting what the messaging could look like in a push for electoral reform. I hadn't even heard of this interstate compact idea before.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 04:19 (four years ago)

The National Popular Vote bill will take effect when enacted into law by states possessing 270 electoral votes (a majority of the 538 electoral votes). As of July 2020, it has been enacted into law in 16 jurisdictions possessing 196 electoral votes....

https://www.nationalpopularvote.com/state-status

this does not seem at all out of reach

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:08 (four years ago)

eh John Roberts will save us

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:14 (four years ago)

frightened by the decent odds that we will actually be counting on that

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:20 (four years ago)

I'm shocked. Aren't you?

Trump admitted to Bob Woodward on March 19 that he deliberately minimized the danger of the coronavirus. "I wanted to always play it down," the president said. https://t.co/v2T8zwNSpX

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 9, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:14 (four years ago)

but...that would mean he's putting his own political standing ahead of the life and happiness of his constituents?????????

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

Shut the front door!

The scales, they have fallen from mine eyes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

Trump added that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un thought Obama was “an asshole.”

Trump also boasted to Woodward that Kim “tells me everything,” including a graphic account of Kim having his uncle killed.

Every body is interested in pigeons (jmm), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:24 (four years ago)

first read I thought he meant Kim having Trump's uncle killed

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:28 (four years ago)

lol he recorded it

Trump tells Woodward he played down the threat of the coronavirus.
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don't want to create a panic."

He also tells Woodward that "plenty of young people" are vulnerable -- different from his public message pic.twitter.com/fJZUZtJTIv

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) September 9, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:36 (four years ago)

"it's a deepfake, these AI people, they do....amazing, terrible things. Someone ought to look into these terrible things they're doing. Making recordings that...they didn't happen, they just....things that didn't happen, they're making these recordings".

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:37 (four years ago)

we're lucky that trump has no idea what AI or deepfakes are, because otherwise he would definitely be blaming everything on that by now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:48 (four years ago)

shit, you and I may have just unwittingly told him

(he lurks here, u know)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:48 (four years ago)

yeah but he just looks at the pictures. anything we write in text is completely invisible to him

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

all he sees on this thread are some pictures of him, some of biden, and the occasional arby's roast beef with lite mayonnaise on it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

full article is worth c+ping imo, there's tons of outrageous quotes

President Trump’s head popped up during his top-secret intelligence briefing in the Oval Office on Jan. 28 when the discussion turned to the novel coronavirus outbreak in China.

“This will be the biggest national security threat you face in your presidency,” national security adviser Robert O’Brien told Trump, according to a new book by Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward. “This is going to be the roughest thing you face.”

Matthew Pottinger, the deputy national security adviser, agreed. He told the president that after reaching contacts in China, it was evident that the world faced a health emergency on par with the flu pandemic of 1918, which killed an estimated 50 million people worldwide.

Ten days later, Trump called Woodward and revealed that he thought the situation was far more dire than what he had been saying publicly.

“You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed,” Trump said in a Feb. 7 call. “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu.”

“This is deadly stuff,” the president repeated for emphasis.

At that time, Trump was telling the nation that the virus was no worse than a seasonal flu, predicting it would soon disappear, and insisting that the U.S. government had it totally under control. It would be several weeks before he would publicly acknowledge that the virus was no ordinary flu and that it could be transmitted through the air.

Trump admitted to Woodward on March 19 that he deliberately minimized the danger. “I wanted to always play it down,” the president said.

The book also includes brutal assessments of Trump’s conduct from former defense secretary Jim Mattis, former director of national intelligence Daniel Coats and others.

The book is based in part on 18 on-the-record interviews Woodward conducted with the president between December and July. Woodward writes that other quotes in the book were acquired through “deep background” conversations with sources in which information is divulged and exchanges recounted without sources being named.

“Trump never did seem willing to fully mobilize the federal government and continually seemed to push problems off on the states,” Woodward writes. “There was no real management theory of the case or how to organize a massive enterprise to deal with one of the most complex emergencies the United States had ever faced.”

Woodward questioned Trump repeatedly about the national reckoning on racial injustice. On June 3, two days after federal agents forcibly removed peaceful protesters from Lafayette Square to make way for Trump to stage a photo opportunity outside St. John’s Episcopal Church, Trump called Woodward to boast about his “law and order” stance.

“We’re going to get ready to send in the military slash National Guard to some of these poor bastards that don’t know what they’re doing, these poor radical lefts,” Trump said.

In a second conversation, on June 19, Woodward asked the president about White privilege, noting that they were both White men of the same generation who had privileged upbringings. Woodward suggested that they had a responsibility to better “understand the anger and pain” felt by Black Americans.
AD

“No,” Trump replied, his voice described by Woodward as mocking and incredulous. “You really drank the Kool-Aid, didn’t you? Just listen to you. Wow. No, I don’t feel that at all.”

As Woodward pressed Trump to understand the plight of Black Americans after generations of discrimination, inequality and other atrocities, the president kept answering by pointing to economic numbers such as the pre-pandemic unemployment rate for Blacks and claiming, as he often has publicly, that he has done more for Blacks than any president except perhaps Abraham Lincoln.

In another conversation about race, on July 8, Trump complained about his lack of support among Black voters. “I’ve done a tremendous amount for the Black community,” he told Woodward. “And, honestly, I’m not feeling any love.”

They spoke again about race relations on June 22, when Woodward asked Trump whether he thinks there is “systemic or institutional racism in this country.”
AD

“Well, I think there is everywhere,” Trump said. “I think probably less here than most places. Or less here than many places.”

Asked by Woodward whether racism “is here” in the United States in a way that affects people’s lives, Trump replied, “I think it is. And it’s unfortunate. But I think it is.”

Trump shared with Woodward visceral reactions to several prominent Democrats of color. Upon seeing a shot of Sen. Kamala D. Harris of California, now the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, calmly and silently watching him deliver his State of the Union address, Trump remarked, “Hate! See the hate! See the hate!” Trump used the same phrase after an expressionless Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) appeared in the frame.

Trump was dismissive about former president Barack Obama and told Woodward he was inclined to refer to him by his first and middle names, “Barack Hussein,” but wouldn’t in his company to be “very nice.”

“I don’t think Obama’s smart,” Trump told Woodward. “I think he’s highly overrated. And I don’t think he’s a great speaker.” Trump added that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un thought Obama was “an asshole.”

“Rage” includes the first-reported excerpts of letters Trump exchanged with Kim, and quotes Trump in his interviews with Woodward using expletives to defend their pen-pal relationship. Even as U.S. intelligence chiefs warn that North Korea is unlikely to ever surrender its nuclear weapons and that Trump’s approach is ineffective, the president told Woodward he is determined to stay the course and dismissively says the CIA has “no idea” how to handle North Korea.

“I met. Big fucking deal,” Trump told Woodward, waving off criticism of his three face-to-face meetings with Kim. “It takes me two days. I met. I gave up nothing.”

Foreign affairs experts say Trump gave up much — including by postponing and then scaling back the U.S. joint military exercises with South Korea that had long angered North Korea, as well as by granting Kim the international stature and legitimacy the North Korean regime has long craved.

Trump told Woodward he evaluates Kim and his nuclear arsenal like a real estate target: “It’s really like, you know, somebody that’s in love with a house and they just can’t sell it.”

Kim welcomed Trump’s overtures with over-the-top prose in letters. Kim wrote that he wanted “another historic meeting between myself and Your Excellency reminiscent of a scene from a fantasy film.” And he said his meetings with Trump were a “precious memory” that underscored how the “deep and special friendship between us will work as a magical force.”

In another letter, Kim wrote to Trump, “I feel pleased to have formed good ties with such a powerful and preeminent statesman as Your Excellency.” And in yet another, Kim reflected on “that moment of history when I firmly held Your Excellency’s hand at the beautiful and sacred location as the whole world watched with great interest and hope to relive the honor of that day.”

Trump was taken with Kim’s flattery, Woodward writes, telling the author pridefully that Kim had addressed him as “Excellency.” Trump remarked that he was awestruck meeting Kim for the first time in 2018 in Singapore, thinking to himself, “Holy shit,” and finding Kim to be “far beyond smart.” Trump also boasted to Woodward that Kim “tells me everything,” including a graphic account of Kim having his uncle killed.

Trump did not share his letters to Kim — “those are so top secret,” the president said — though Woodward writes that Trump sent Kim a copy of the New York Times featuring a picture of the two men on the front page. “Chairman, great picture of you, big time,” Trump wrote on the paper in marker. (Trump falsely boasted to Woodward, “He never smiled before. I’m the only one he smiles with.”)

Trump reflected on his relationships with authoritarian leaders generally, including Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. “It’s funny, the relationships I have, the tougher and meaner they are, the better I get along with them,” he told Woodward. “You know? Explain that to me someday, okay?”

In the midst of reflecting upon how close the United States had come in 2017 to war with North Korea, Trump revealed, “I have built a nuclear — a weapons system that nobody’s ever had in this country before. We have stuff that you haven’t even seen or heard about. We have stuff that Putin and Xi have never heard about before. There’s nobody — what we have is incredible.”

Woodward writes that anonymous sources later confirmed that the U.S. military had a secret new weapons system, but they would not provide details, and that the sources were surprised Trump had disclosed it.

The book documents private grumblings, periods of exasperation and wrestling about whether to quit among the so-called adults of the Trump orbit: Mattis, Coats and former secretary of state Rex Tillerson.

Mattis quietly went to Washington National Cathedral to pray about his concern for the nation’s fate under Trump’s command and, according to Woodward, told Coats, “There may come a time when we have to take collective action” since Trump is “dangerous. He’s unfit.”

In a separate conversation recounted by Woodward, Mattis told Coats, “The president has no moral compass,” to which the director of national intelligence replied, “True. To him, a lie is not a lie. It’s just what he thinks. He doesn’t know the difference between the truth and a lie.”

Woodward describes Coats’s experience as especially tortured. Coats, a former senator from Indiana, was recruited into the administration by Vice President Pence, and his wife is quoted as recalling a dinner at the White House when she interacted with Pence.

“I just looked at him, like, how are you stomaching this?” Marsha Coats said, according to Woodward. “I just looked at him like, this is horrible. I mean, we made eye contact. I think he understood. And he just whispered in my ear, ‘Stay the course.’ ”

Pence was the president’s one constant booster publicly and privately in Woodward’s book. When Coats considered resigning because of Trump’s handling of Russia, Pence urged him to “look on the positive side of things that he’s done. More attention on that. You can’t go.”

Mike Pence hopes four years of subservience to Trump will lift his political future

The loathing was mutual. “Not to mention my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies. They care more about their alliances than they do about trade deals,” Trump told White House trade adviser Peter Navarro at one point, according to Woodward.

Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, is quoted by Woodward as saying, “The most dangerous people around the president are overconfident idiots,” which Woodward interprets as a reference to Mattis, Tillerson and former National Economic Council director Gary Cohn.

Kushner was a frequent target of ire among Trump’s Cabinet members, who saw him as untrustworthy and weak in dealing with heads of states. Tillerson found Kushner’s warm dealings with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu “nauseating to watch. It was stomach churning,” according to Woodward.

Kushner is quoted extensively in the book ruminating about his father-in-law and presidential power. Woodward writes that Kushner advised people that one of the most important guiding texts to understand the Trump presidency was “Alice in Wonderland,” a novel about a young girl who falls through a rabbit hole. He singled out the Cheshire cat, whose strategy was endurance and persistence, not direction.

The book charts the Trump administration’s failings and missteps on the pandemic, including the decisions and actions of Pottinger, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Robert Redfield, infectious-disease expert Anthony S. Fauci and others.

Fauci at one point tells others that the president “is on a separate channel” and unfocused in meetings, with “rudderless” leadership, according to Woodward. “His attention span is like a minus number,” Fauci said, according to Woodward. “His sole purpose is to get reelected.”

In one Oval Office meeting recounted by Woodward, after Trump had made false statements in a news briefing, Fauci said in front of him: “We can’t let the president be out there being vulnerable, saying something that’s going to come back and bite him.” Pence, Kushner, chief of staff Mark Meadows and senior policy adviser Stephen Miller tensed up at once, Woodward writes, surprised Fauci would talk to Trump that way.

Woodward describes Fauci as particularly disappointed in Kushner for talking like a cheerleader as if everything was great. In June, as the virus was spreading wildly coast to coast and case numbers soared in Arizona, Florida, Texas and other states, Kushner said of Trump, “The goal is to get his head from governing to campaigning.”

Woodward writes that Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) suggested former president George W. Bush speak personally with Trump about global vaccine efforts, but that Bush demurred.

“No. No,” Bush told Graham, according to Woodward. “He’d misconstrue anything I said.”

In their final interview, on July 21, Trump vented to Woodward, “The virus has nothing to do with me. It’s not my fault.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:52 (four years ago)

strenuous flu

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:54 (four years ago)

quotables:

In another conversation about race, on July 8, Trump complained about his lack of support among Black voters. “I’ve done a tremendous amount for the Black community,” he told Woodward. “And, honestly, I’m not feeling any love.”

Trump shared with Woodward visceral reactions to several prominent Democrats of color. Upon seeing a shot of Sen. Kamala D. Harris of California, now the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, calmly and silently watching him deliver his State of the Union address, Trump remarked, “Hate! See the hate! See the hate!” Trump used the same phrase after an expressionless Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) appeared in the frame.

Trump also boasted to Woodward that Kim “tells me everything,” including a graphic account of Kim having his uncle killed.

In the midst of reflecting upon how close the United States had come in 2017 to war with North Korea, Trump revealed, “I have built a nuclear — a weapons system that nobody’s ever had in this country before. We have stuff that you haven’t even seen or heard about. We have stuff that Putin and Xi have never heard about before. There’s nobody — what we have is incredible.” Woodward writes that anonymous sources later confirmed that the U.S. military had a secret new weapons system, but they would not provide details, and that the sources were surprised Trump had disclosed it.

“Not to mention my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies. They care more about their alliances than they do about trade deals,” Trump told White House trade adviser Peter Navarro at one point, according to Woodward.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

Yeah, that article is too much, my brain shut down

Every body is interested in pigeons (jmm), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

None of this is surprising at all.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:01 (four years ago)

Of course not! But it's recorded and undeniable and history at least will get to feast on his festering carcass.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago)

All the King's Men 2 is gonna be straight to DVD but we are all gonna watch it

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

"I think probably less here than most places. Or less here than many places.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:09 (four years ago)

even after 4 years of this shit, that article is quite something

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

i'm sure republican voters think that democratic presidents act the same exact way behind closed doors. probably a woodward transcript with obama where obama is just casually bragging about his secret nukes, a bunch of people he's slept with and paid off, etc

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

"oh yeah we Benghazied. we Benghazied on Tuesday. We Benghazed between holes of golf. We heard you liked Benghazi so we put a Benghazi in your Benghazi"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

What are these sci-fi weapons systems he's going on about?

DJI, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

stealth planes

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:25 (four years ago)

and yet, zero minds will be changed by any of this.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:32 (four years ago)

HATE! SEE THE HATE! SEE THE HATE! by Godspeed You! White Emperor will release on 9/11/20

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:36 (four years ago)

Not to mention my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies

lmao

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:41 (four years ago)

he out-deckered decker

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

Mike Pence hopes four years of subservience to Trump will lift his political future

I. just. can't. even.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

someday he might be vice president!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

only if the handmaid's tale scenario happens to usa
xp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

Little understood dynamic 👇

I spent lots of time reporting in Pennsylvania diners in 2016, & I heard over & over again that if a pandemic struck, average voters wanted a president who’d lie to them about it publicly while *simultaneously* revealing the truth to elite DC journos

— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) September 9, 2020

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:52 (four years ago)

i just want people to follow the law

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

Not to mention my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies

lmao

― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, September 9, 2020 1:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

I have to say, the timing on this is *chef's kiss*

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

The secret to Bob Woodward's inexplicable career is that he keeps a stone face for hours long enough for assholes and monsters to rave at him, then produce the most colorless carpentered prose in the history of journalism.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

*produces

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:54 (four years ago)

My generals may be a bunch of pussies, but I would never call them losers and suckers.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:55 (four years ago)

who is this woodward guy, anyway? what did he ever do? i've never heard of him

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

very disrespected reporter, very angry, tried to bring down the greatest presidents

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:57 (four years ago)

It's kind of funny that the reason Woodward has all of this material is because Trump was disappointed that Woodward hadn't talked to him directly for the last book.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:58 (four years ago)

Trump's foolhardiness when it comes to openly discussing the horrible shit he's doing and thinking is his one redeeming political quality. it's presumably because he's too stupid to realize he is almost always going to have to lie later.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

Also: fuck you to Bob Woodward for sitting on this information for months, no doubt for book deal leverage. I don't expect these tidbits to sway anyone except miffed generals, but it's the principle.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:02 (four years ago)

if you made it to 74 as a criminal sex pest who ascended to the highest office in the land without having to learn anything or suffer a single consequence for your actions you'd probably act the same way

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:03 (four years ago)

wait, is that about nixon or trump?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:05 (four years ago)

"Woodward is very boring and very nasty and Fake News. He is rapidly failing, going down the tubes! Sad!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

https://assassinbug.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/nixon_1960.jpg?w=584

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

i guess nixon was always his own punishment, in some ways

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

“It’s funny, the relationships I have, the tougher and meaner they are, the better I get along with them,” he told Woodward. “You know? Explain that to me someday, okay?”

Good lord, this idiot. I can explain this to him; he's a sucker for flattery, most especially flattery regarding his amazing toughness, his prowess as a penetrating thinker, and his abilities as a creative and decisive leader. Among leaders of the G-7, only Macron has grasped that to work effectively around Trump's ego, he must cast aside his self-esteem and flatter him shamelessly. Putin, Erdogan, Modi, and Prince bin Salman grasped this at once and play with Trump's ego like a cat batting around a trapped mouse.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

his implication seems to be 'game recognize game' which is equally fucked up!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:11 (four years ago)

omg 'alice in wonderland'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

There is an epic amount of finger-pointing going on at the White House right now about who's to blame for a group of grown adults in serious positions in government - and in one case the president - talking to Woodward.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 9, 2020

lol they are freaking out a bit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:30 (four years ago)

and maggie haberman is here to tell us about it oh joy

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:31 (four years ago)

“You know? Explain that to me someday, okay?”

he really does have no self-awareness huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:47 (four years ago)

I think it's arguable, rather, that his awareness is limited solely to himself. It's just a wafer-thin level of awareness.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:50 (four years ago)

"game recognizes game" is exactly what Putin, etc. flatter him into thinking, while the reality is "predator recognizes prey". he is such a small time crook and con man compared to those guys.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

Pres Trump's announcement on judicial appointments delayed until 330pm/ET, says WH.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 9, 2020

ha wonder why

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 18:52 (four years ago)

A senior Department of Homeland Security official alleges that he was told to stop providing intelligence analysis on the threat of Russian interference in the 2020 election, in part because it “made the President look bad,” an instruction he believed would jeopardize national security.

The official, Brian Murphy, who until recently was in charge of intelligence and analysis at DHS, said in a whistleblower complaint that on two occasions he was told to stand down on reporting about the Russian threat.

On July 8, Murphy said, acting Homeland Security secretary Chad Wolf told him that an “intelligence notification” regarding Russian disinformation efforts should be “held” because it was unflattering to Trump, who has long derided Russian interference as a “hoax” that was concocted by his opponents to delegitimize his victory in 2016.

It’s not clear who would have seen the notification, but DHS’s intelligence reports are routinely shared with the FBI, other federal law enforcement agencies and state and local governments.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/senior-dhs-official-alleges-in-whistleblower-complaint-that-he-was-told-to-stop-providing-intelligence-analysis-on-threat-of-russian-interference/2020/09/09/9d0661c4-f2b6-11ea-b796-2dd09962649c_story.html

wow, shocking news, very surprising

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

come on 2020, give me everything you got, i'm barely sweating

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

you know, i expected better from *checks notes* chad wolf?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

agog at the brazen chutzpah of it all

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:11 (four years ago)

haha, just read this detail in a metastory about the woodward book:

"The book is based in part on 18 on-the-record interviews Woodward conducted with the president between December and July."

a lot of fingerpointing at the white house, trying to figure out how this possibly could have happened *checks notes* chad wolf? *checks notes again* EIGHTEEN TIMES in a 7-month period

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:13 (four years ago)

woodward was very nice to him to be fair

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:17 (four years ago)

i probably haven't even had a friend over to my house 18 times in a 7-month period! not lately, at least, that's for sure. the maintenance people at the white house must have been like "hey, what up Bob" every time he showed up

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

"hey Bob, how's that heated pool upgrade you were talking about the 9th time you were here to talk to trump, a couple months ago? and did your kid get into Williams?"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:21 (four years ago)

more amazing to me is that he did this TWICE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear:_Trump_in_the_White_House

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:36 (four years ago)

he's probably in the white house right now, just quietly taking notes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:37 (four years ago)

i know this is beyond all kinds of fucked up...but in the abstract I just love this. it’s so perfect it’s going to make me cry

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:37 (four years ago)

In early August 2018, Trump called Woodward about the book after the text had already been finalized. Trump told Woodward: "You know I'm very open to you. I think you've always been fair", as both of them expressed sentiments that they should have had an interview before the book was written. Trump initially claimed that no one had informed him that Woodward wanted to interview him, attributing this to his aides being "afraid" to talk to him or "busy"; but later in the call, Trump acknowledged that Republican Senator Lindsey Graham "did quickly mention" that Woodward wanted to conduct an interview. Woodward informs Trump that the book is "a tough look at the world and your administration and you", but will be "factual" and "accurate". Trump thus concludes that the book will be "negative", "bad" and "very inaccurate", because "accurate is that nobody's ever done a better job than I'm doing as president".[10]

Haha, is that why he gave so many interviews for the second book?

Every body is interested in pigeons (jmm), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

I love that they weren't even able to get a full victory lap out of the Nobel nom this morning before this broke. At least last week they were able to show the Pelosi tape at a presser before the Atlantic story came out and took over.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

like how do you keep this pace up for four years and at the home stretch just blow it out so hard and shit the bed *this* spectacularly? and then half of the voting pop.’s (which includes so many people I’ve known and trusted implicitly for decades) response is simply: FUCK YES BROTHER TURN IT UP

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

some people like their beds shitty

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:57 (four years ago)

Place thumb over butthole and let four years worth of pressure build, I guess?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:57 (four years ago)

I'm pretty sure he just admitted that the "no mask" message early on was a govt directive to suppress demand for PPE so that the govt could stockpile.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:58 (four years ago)

This Should Be "A Big Deal":

We just added Woodward revelations to Timeline

One item:

Feb. 7: Trump tells Woodward he knows of airborne risks and covid is worse than worst flus

Feb 10-Mar 2, 2020: Trump holds five #MAGA rallies each attracting thousands of people in confined spaceshttps://t.co/62MAaRVL13

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) September 9, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:59 (four years ago)

Norwegian Parliament Member Tybring-Gjedde Attended Loyola University Chicago on a Water Polo Scholarship, Nominated Trump for Nobel Prize

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:00 (four years ago)

how many times will the phrase "taken out of context" be used this week, over/under?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago)

In response to Trump knowing of the coronavirus threat earlier and downplaying the severity of the virus publicly, Romney replied: “It doesn’t sound ideal to me"

Now that's leadership!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:03 (four years ago)

here's 1 'context' quote: Sen. Thom Tillis, a vulnerable Republican who is up for reelection, said he wants to see "the full context" of Trump's comments before fully weighing in. But he added: "When you're in a crisis situation, you have to inform people for their public health but you also don't want to create hysteria."

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:04 (four years ago)

Graham added: "I don’t think he needs to go on TV and screaming we’re all going to die.”

a thing he does daily whenever a protest occurs or a policeman is held accountable

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

"I’d argued since day one that we put this in proper perspective: I have not been in favor of these overall shutdowns, have been devastating to the economy, devastating to people's health in other ways," said Sen. Ron Johnson, chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, told me, when asked about Trump's comments to Woodward.

Johnson added: "It’s been a difficult thing to manage, and I’ve tried not to be critical of any government officials having to make really tough decisions with imperfect information, that includes governors and the President. So I understand what he's saying. I don't think it's an illegitimate point to make."

get fucked, bronco

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the administration's top infectious disease expert, is quoted telling others Trump's leadership was "rudderless" and that his "attention span is like a minus number."

AHAHAHAHAHA

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:06 (four years ago)

"When you're in a crisis situation, you have to inform people for their public health but you also don't want to create hysteria."

Hence the long wait after "Pyromania."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:06 (four years ago)

guilty lols

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:07 (four years ago)

why did trump agree to talk to woodward lol

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

and let himself be recorded!

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

"they don't have that technology yet, to permanently record the sounds of things I say"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

the thing about this recording -- and take a knee, because it's important for all of you to grasp this -- is that the entire administration was clearly being dishonest with the american people about the pandemic. and this was not just trump. at the beginning of the pandemic, fauci advised people not to wear masks, later saying it was to preserve critical ppe. like, what the fuck? he should have said 1.) masks work but 2.) we need them for healthcare workers right now. but instead he played down the effectiveness.

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

yea I'm not really happy about that

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:25 (four years ago)

take a knee, because it's important for all of you to grasp this

new board description

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:26 (four years ago)

trump is a baroque and flamboyant liar and asshole, but there is a general problem with government officials being dishonest with the public. and it's severe. that's why people don't trust campaign promises -- often candidate signal to special interests that they won't really carry out the populist proposals they are running on.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/09/08/finance-202-publicly-biden-is-tough-wall-street-privately-his-camp-is-offering-reassurance/

so yeah -- trump is, as usual, just repeating what people around him were saying, which is that it's the president's job to "prevent panic" or "manage" the public rather than level with them like adults.

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

I truly do believe many healthcare workers didn't think masks would help significantly and worried about a run on PPEs because there were people stockpiling PPE-type masks that weren't doctors. it was a legitimate concern.

BUT...I agree with whatever public figure scientist it was that said we could have easily drawn a distinction between PPEs and cloth masks rather than telling them not to buy them at all, but warning that the benefits of the mask against COVID weren't proven so nobody wore masks with a false sense of security, like it made them invincible.

lots of health officials have egg on their face after that one. the difference between them and Trump = they have largely admitted this and owned up to it, and expressed regrets.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

IDGAF about Fauci but IIRC his public statements in March were masks don't help you much (which seemed aimed at trying to keep people from wearing a mask and thinking they're immune now), they do help you not spread it if you're sick and saving PPE.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:30 (four years ago)

i mean, whatever. they were controlling what information the public received based on concerns about how they'd react. and in the end it just caused confusion--no one knew what to believe.

it was obvious to everyone masks were at least partially effective in preventing the transmission of an airborn virus.

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:31 (four years ago)

Fauci said he didn't because he said he was going off of what was known at the time, which was that there were reported PPE shortages. not 100% thrilled with that, but it isn't as if he was the only person. the Surgeon General made the most pronounced anti-mask statement, and even the WHO was the last one to the finish line.

doesn't change that once the guidance was changed, these same officials never waffled on them again, whereas Trump outright refused to embrace pro-mask messaging or wear them himself.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:32 (four years ago)

(which seemed aimed at trying to keep people from wearing a mask and thinking they're immune now)

again the better call would be to just explain the whole situation -- that masks protect you to a degree, but what they really do well is protect others. instead they try to get ahead of it, thinking this will be a better way to manage the public's behavior.

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

doesn't change that once the guidance was changed, these same officials never waffled on them again, whereas Trump outright refused to embrace pro-mask messaging or wear them himself.

the bar needs to be higher than trump, i'm sorry

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

found the interview I remember:

LaPook, March 8: There’s a lot of confusion among people, and misinformation, surrounding face masks. Can you discuss that?

Fauci: The masks are important for someone who’s infected to prevent them from infecting someone else… Right now in the United States, people should not be walking around with masks.

LaPook: You’re sure of it? Because people are listening really closely to this.

Fauci: …There’s no reason to be walking around with a mask. When you’re in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it’s not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is. And, often, there are unintended consequences — people keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face.

LaPook: And can you get some schmutz, sort of staying inside there?

Fauci: Of course, of course. But, when you think masks, you should think of health care providers needing them and people who are ill. The people who, when you look at the films of foreign countries and you see 85% of the people wearing masks — that’s fine, that’s fine. I’m not against it. If you want to do it, that’s fine.

LaPook: But it can lead to a shortage of masks?

Fauci: Exactly, that’s the point. It could lead to a shortage of masks for the people who really need it.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

again the better call would be to just explain the whole situation -- that masks protect you to a degree

But this is a pretty new conjecture? It wasn't widely believed in February/March/April etc. that cloth masks provided any protection to the wearer.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

not being flagrantly malevolent is a start, but it doesn't mean you're doing the right thing. and public trust is very key right now--misinformation is everywhere, conspiracies are proliferating, and transparently misleading information from the federal government is part of that

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

it was obvious to everyone? cos afaict, you only started around the same time the guidance changed (much like I did - early April).

I think it's obvious to us now, I don't think it was obvious to everyone then. I had doctor friends who also recommended against it.
-------------------------------------------------------------

treeship. wrote this on thread outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc) on board I Love Everything on Apr 3, 2020

started wearing a mask during my daily walk to central park.

can hardly breathe in this and my glasses fog up.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

like I'll agree that health officials bungled the messaging on it, completely, and I've been saying that. but you're kind of painting them like this is the same level of offense as Trump knowing something to be false and saying it anyway to preserve his own popularity.

I think the health officials just made a mistake. Trump didn't make a mistake, he was deliberate.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:36 (four years ago)

His reasoning there about touching the masks is still being talked about on the ILX pandemic threads within the last 72 hours IIRC.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:36 (four years ago)

yeah i was wearing it once i got the full story

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:37 (four years ago)

cos basically, health care officials are going to learn in real time with any new novel virus. that occasionally means walking back things you say previously. otherwise, you basically aren't giving the general public any guidance, and flawed guidance based on the limited information you know is better than no guidance.

if we're going to treat health officials with disdain because they changed a directive as new information came in (which, btw, the studies that showed the efficacy of masks has only just started emerging, it was purely theoretical prior), they're not going to want to help us. same as blaming the National Hurricane Center every time the cone of uncertainty nudges an inch to the left.

we can't lump willful misinformation from politicians in with well-intentioned mis-statements by health officials, especially if health officials own up to their mistake and correct it later and give new guidance. and you can bet if we have another novel virus, masks will be embraced earlier on (especially without Trump in the White House, hopefully)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:39 (four years ago)

look, trump is worse than fauci. but withholding information in order to "prevent a panic" is not something that is exclusive to him. people in government were trying to manage the public reaction -- you can even see it in that fauci interview, that they were concerned that if people started wearing masks there would be other consequences, so they were hedging on their effectiveness.

treeship., Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:39 (four years ago)

and regarding the confusion, some of that conspiracy nonsense would have happened regardless of who was President, but do we really think public distrust in the WHO/Fauci etc would have been so pronounced if the actual politicians in office who are meant to serve the public weren't fanning the flames themselves and publicly saying Fauci was "wrong" (like one Governor), or refusing to encourage the population to wear masks, advocating against masks or refusing to adopt any kind of national strategy?

Sure, you'd have false flag assholes, but probably not so goddamn many of them. if the President and local government did the same thing with hurricane forecasts ("don't trust the new track - assume the original track is where the storm is going"), you'd have more people refusing to evacuate.

and, additionally, Fauci shouldn't even be the face of this! the CDC is supposed to run point on this, yet Redfield just sits in his bathtub all day.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:42 (four years ago)

"withholding information" is revisionism. They truly didn't believe there to be a significant benefit at first, either, there wasn't data there to show it. they erred by telling people NOT to wear masks, as opposed to saying "we have limited data on their efficacy against coronavirus".

this wasn't them knowing it was the key to slowing the spread and deciding not to tell us. I actually saw enough masks to where I looked online in mid-March to see what immunologists, scientists, epidemiologists etc were saying and while there WERE some advocating for masks, it was a minority opinion.

aren't there countries who still haven't really embraced them?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:44 (four years ago)

Yeah, the United States of America!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

for instance: https://www.wired.com/story/how-masks-went-from-dont-wear-to-must-have/

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

xpost lol touche

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

The UK is the answer you're looking for, Neanderthal.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

@treesh that WaPo article about Biden is so maddening/predictable.

DJI, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

if you really believe Fauci was being knowingly dishonest, you need to show some better evidence

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

it also wasn't clear how the disease was spread, as we were only a few weeks removed from "don't want COVID-19? just wash your hands!!"

xxpost thanks pomenitul!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

WHO only just accepted that the damn thing can spread through airborne transmission!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

In more important news

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/08/asia/xi-jinping-title-us-bill-intl-dst-hnk/index.html

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

there was some health expert on NPR waaayy back, can't remember her job title, I wanna say it was mid April...whenever it was when they switched the messaging to "ok mask up everyone". Flat out admitted then they knew masks would help but 1) were worried about shortages and 2) didn't want to give ppl the sense they were invincible to the virus when wearing one. Just the most foolish, condescending bullshit line of thinking.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

2 seems like an eminently reasonable concern

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 21:59 (four years ago)

the people that I knew that were wearing them before the guidance changed to recommend them were not at all wearing them to contain spread. they were wearing them to avoid catching it. one of my friends that advocated against them said #2 almost verbatim as her reasoning why.

and we still would have slowed the rate of transmission much more than we did if more people had embraced masks AFTER the guidance changed. we didn't have an ordinance in my county requiring them until 6/20, a full 2.5 months after the guidance began to shift.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:11 (four years ago)

yes it's totally reasonable to instead of telling ppl not to wear masks so they don't feel invincible (cause it's not like you could explain that it's not full-proof protection...ppl can't wrap their heads around such a concept!), tell them not to wear mask so they are totally vincible and the virus spreads like wildfire. that's some tasty logic!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

I think we also shouldn't tell ppl to wear seatbelts or helmets or put on sunscreen. They'll just behave recklessly.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:24 (four years ago)

the problem is in the Trump era if you waffle on something even once it makes you're fake news and half the people in this country won't listen to you

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:24 (four years ago)

xxpost you're muddling the facts of what was known at the time but w/e, go on posting to yourself

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:27 (four years ago)

the problem is in the Trump era if you waffle on something even once it makes you're fake news and half the people in this country won't listen to you

Nah, their beliefs are fixed points and your credibility is entirely a function of how close or far you are from those points. If Hilary Clinton herself endorsed Trump and parroted his statements, she'd get instant redemption from his followers.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

This whole thing about mask confusion tho, it lasted like 3 weeks. We’ve had 5 months of consistent mask messaging since then. Maybe I am especially irritable on this point because I live in a place where people come to every single public meeting and stand up at public forum and go on and on about how “they keep changing their mind about masks,” and that’s just not true. There was conflicting messaging early on, and then it became consistent and has stayed consistent. The only people who could reasonably be confused at this point are people who are just trying to find a reason not to do it.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

Just watched a school board meeting where a woman stood up and said that wearing masks all day was giving kids lung infections and CO2 poisoning, and I am just over it.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

Woodward describes Coats’s experience as especially tortured. Coats, a former senator from Indiana, was recruited into the administration by Vice President Pence, and his wife is quoted as recalling a dinner at the White House when she interacted with Pence.

“I just looked at him, like, how are you stomaching this?” Marsha Coats said, according to Woodward. “I just looked at him like, this is horrible. I mean, we made eye contact. I think he understood. And he just whispered in my ear, ‘Stay the course.’ ”

kiiiiiinda creeeeepy

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:58 (four years ago)

Not kinda. Very.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

lmao!! wow

"President Trump today had a great day. A day that any president could only dream of" pic.twitter.com/gUZHTqGOxF

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 9, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

aren't there countries who still haven't really embraced them?

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, September 9, 2020 1:44 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

most people don't wear them here, other than on transit where they're mandated

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

jeez, this book is pretty juicy, i guess. it's just one damn thing after another

Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, is quoted by Woodward as saying, “The most dangerous people around the president are overconfident idiots,”

for once in his life, jared kushner on the fucking m-

...which Woodward interprets as a reference to Mattis, Tillerson and former National Economic Council director Gary Cohn.

ok that makes more sense

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

look, trump is worse than fauci. but withholding information in order to "prevent a panic" is not something that is exclusive to him. people in government were trying to manage the public reaction -- you can even see it in that fauci interview, that they were concerned that if people started wearing masks there would be other consequences, so they were hedging on their effectiveness

So do you want some Maskghazi hearings, or what?

Not trying to be a jerk but like seriously, what should we be doing now to address what wasn't done correctly five months / seemongly three lifetimes ago?

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

seemingly

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:11 (four years ago)

the problem is in the Trump era if you waffle on something even once it makes you're fake news and half the people in this country won't listen to you

Exactly. I've heard ppl say exactly this wrt experts & masks.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

xxpost you're muddling the facts of what was known at the time but w/e, go on posting to yourself

is this to me? I said nothing about what facts were known at the time. Just what the health expert interviewed on NPR said was their reasoning behind initially advising against wearing masks

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:14 (four years ago)

Maskghazi, In on the Kill Taker.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:28 (four years ago)

most people don't wear them here, other than on transit where they're mandated

Not even at the grocery store? Rules are def more stringent here in Quebec (but that's to be expected given how lethal the first wave was in this neck of the woods).

pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:54 (four years ago)

In Melbourne theyre mandatory anywhere out of the home at present - $200 fine. Only exeptions are under 12s, if youre jogging, medical exemption and eating. Even here we're getting hysteriKarens refusing to cooperate, I hate to think how some americans would deal with our current rules (an 8PM curfew! End times!)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 10 September 2020 00:13 (four years ago)

And yet in Sydney I'd say only 10-20% of people are wearing masks out. I went to a shopping mall yesterday where there had been a covid case only a few days ago and the whole place had been closed for a deep clean - and it was still 20% max people wearing masks

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 10 September 2020 03:23 (four years ago)

DC has required masks in stores since the lockdown started in March, and people comply. I see the occasional doofus with their nostrils out but that’s about it.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 10 September 2020 03:53 (four years ago)

Orlando's pretty much dependent on where you go. near me, where it's younger and more boheme, everybody has em.

downtown where the dudebros thrive, yeah, people flaunt the fuck out of it.

Cocoa Beach? HA! tell them about masks and you might as well be talking about the Manticore

Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 September 2020 04:38 (four years ago)

The nose thing is so IA, maybe worse than no mask

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 September 2020 04:46 (four years ago)

I just tell myself it probably slipped down while they were talking to someone and they haven’t noticed.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 10 September 2020 04:47 (four years ago)

i mentioned this in the other thread,but I actually met a friend of a friend that legit thought under the nose was the correct way to wear.

couldn't follow that line of thought.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 September 2020 04:53 (four years ago)

ppl dumm

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 10 September 2020 04:59 (four years ago)

-Dali Lama

Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 September 2020 05:03 (four years ago)

what the fuck

Kim Jong Un is in good health. Never underestimate him!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 10, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:34 (four years ago)

lol it's a genius rope-a-dope. Take a bad person and treat them like a good person and ta-dah! No longer bad.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:36 (four years ago)

i don't think this came up in the midst of yesterdays level 5 shitstorm but wow
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/nyregion/donald-trump-jean-carroll-lawsuit-rape.html

The Justice Department moved on Tuesday to replace President Trump’s private legal team with government lawyers to defend him against a defamation lawsuit by the author E. Jean Carroll, who has accused him of raping her in a Manhattan department store in the 1990s.

In a highly unusual legal move, lawyers for the Justice Department said in court papers that Mr. Trump was acting in his official capacity as president when he denied ever knowing Ms. Carroll and thus could be defended by government lawyers — in effect underwritten by taxpayer money.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:02 (four years ago)

Just another thing that probably would've destroyed any other presidency

Nhex, Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:08 (four years ago)

already paying taxes for a bunch of civilian drone murders, might as well underwrite a rape defense case as well

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

more and more i just get Young Jeezy's opening lines from "Soul Survivor" stuck in my head

"tonight i can't sleep
we livin' in hell"

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

don't worry, relief is on the way*!

The Senate is moving to a vote Thursday on a pared-down GOP coronavirus relief bill, but Democrats intend to block the measure in a move that could punt any new economic stimulus negotiations until after the November elections.

Next steps following the vote expected around mid-day Thursday are unclear. There’s no sign that bipartisan talks that collapsed last month will be revived, and it’s looking possible that Congress will adjourn later this month without passing any new economic relief.

The bill advanced by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) contains new money for small businesses, coronavirus testing and schools, and $300 weekly enhanced unemployment benefits to replace a $600 weekly benefit that expired July 31 for some 30 million jobless workers. The measure includes roughly $650 billion in total spending, but it would repurpose roughly $350 billion in previously approved spending, bringing the tally of new funding to around $300 billion.

The measure does not include a second round of $1,200 stimulus checks for individual Americans, even though that’s something the White House supports. It also excludes any new money for cities and states, a top Democratic priority as municipal governments face the prospect of mass layoffs because of plunging tax revenue. And it contains some conservative priorities that Democrats dismiss as unacceptable “poison pills,” including liability protections for businesses and a tax credit aimed at helping students attend private schools.

After Republican senators refused to rally around a $1 trillion bill McConnell released in July, he designed the new measure to attract the support of as many of his members as possible. That includes a significant group who have been reluctant to spend any more money at all after Congress dedicated an unprecedented $3 trillion to economic relief in the Spring. At the same time, McConnell was balancing the needs of a half-dozen vulnerable GOP incumbents who are eager to vote on new aid for their constituents as they campaign for re-election.

Democrats contend that the legislation, written without any Democratic input, was designed to fail and intended only to give the GOP cover for inaction. Republicans argue Democrats are refusing to agree to any new relief because they don’t want to help President Trump or bolster the fragile economic recovery ahead of the election.

“Working families have suffered and waited and wondered whether Washington Democrats really care more about hurting President Trump than helping them through this crisis,” McConnell said on the Senate floor ahead of the vote.

*relief means pain relief. pain relief not guaranteed. other restrictions may apply.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago)

Congress does need to take some action this month, to avert a government shutdown when agency-wide funding expires at the end of the fiscal year on Sept. 30. Lawmakers are in talks on a short-term spending bill that would extend government spending at existing levels through the election, although they have not yet agreed on how long it will last.

In the absence of new bipartisan talks on a coronavirus relief bill, some senators and aides speculated this week that Congress will move quickly to pass the short-term “continuing resolution” and then adjourn so lawmakers can return home to campaign for re-election.

i don't understand this, though - shouldn't democrats refuse to fund the government unless republicans agree to the green new deal? or to make abortion permanently legal and accessible everywhere? i'm confused, i've only been following us politics for 12 years now and this seems to be what the opposition does every time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:25 (four years ago)

oh wait, you have to do it in a non-election year, forgot

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:25 (four years ago)

Trump on MBS after Khashoggi's murder, according to Woodward’s book: “I saved his ass. I was able to get Congress to leave him alone. I was able to get them to stop.” https://t.co/MX3mHtDlxi pic.twitter.com/LiIBUFv6kU

— Sarah McLaughlin (@sarahemclaugh) September 10, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

your favorite president spends eight hours a day watching fox news

"I watched Liz McDonald. She's fantastic. I watched Fox Business. I watched Lou Dobbs last night, Sean Hannity last night, Tucker last night, Laura. I watched Fox & Friends in the morning." -- Trump pic.twitter.com/ORuXQRptJf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 10, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

It only took a few hours for the Biden campaign to pluck this from the President's news conference on Thursday.pic.twitter.com/fDuTx9M1C1

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) September 11, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:16 (four years ago)

YEAH WELL WHAT’S WRONG WITH WATCHIN TEEVEE I WATCHA LOTTA TEEVEE TOO

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

yeah but 6% of those people didn't have comorbidities so it's more like 24.48 minutes of tv if you cross-multiply

contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

pretty sure Fox is a co-morbidity

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:39 (four years ago)

Is Woodward irresponsible in not coming forward with the material in his tape a lot earlier?
Was he bound up in seeking clearance for his book to be released until it was about to be. & is that an excuse?
Assume that has been asked elsewhere but does seem like something that might have made some difference if it was released at the peak of the first wave. Or would it have?

Stevolende, Friday, 11 September 2020 09:05 (four years ago)

I'm of a divided mind. He's basically just confirming shit that anyone with eyes and ears and some degree of cognitive function already knew or could have guessed. And what's the cumulative result of him coming forward earlier? Hell, what's the result of him coming forward now? What incentive has anyone been given to ineffectually blow the whistle on this piece of shit? If dropping a bomb of this magnitude has no material punitive impact, maybe it will at least harm Trump in the GE. At any rate, I ain't falling for the pathetic rhetorical trap that suggests Woodward somehow had as much (or more!) responsibility to reveal this shit as the motherfucking president did.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2020 10:51 (four years ago)

The fault dear ilxors is not in our trump and woodward but in our nation, which is 47% astonishingly— obscenely, even—credulous, angry moron.

iow old lunch otm imo

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Friday, 11 September 2020 11:30 (four years ago)

Data from 23 and Me says that an overwhelming number of people are 47% credulous, angry moron and 1% Genghis Khan and/or Neanderthal (though not ours!).

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 13:10 (four years ago)

i support some of the shit woodward is getting right now, because of course he held back on everything to increase his book sales. he says he had to wait a few months to confirm it with other sources (besides the president - like to confirm that trump wasn't lying, as usual, to woodward's face, when he said the things he said). and he just happened to wrap it all up by september/october 2020, just as the democrats had a million things on trump for impeachment, since before his inauguration, since before the 2016 election even, but somehow the moment seemed right around february of the election year.

the thing is, trump is a special case because he is always openly doing terrible things and bragging about it. if you wait just a little longer, he'll openly admit to doing something else that is unmistakably dumb or evil. and yet, no matter how long you wait and how obvious it is, ol' donny seems to squeak through with very little effect on his precious ratings or polls (they're all relatively bad, but always weird when LORD OF DARKNESS is consistently polling at 40% and well above 60% in some really ignorant parts of the U.S.)

there's also this sad speculation: even if woodward would have blown the lid off the trump/coronavirus thing in early February, what difference would it make? first, trump and fox would immediately paper over everything with confusion - no, trump never said that, ok he said it because there's audio, and yes this IS serious and it's china's fault, but you don't have to wear a mask, that's for sure, and there is no ventilator crisis, and there is no testing crisis, and all the states have everything they need, and and and and

it just doesn't fucking matter. in the end, woodward releases his book and makes more money because it's closer to the election, and his mean trump stories take about 1% off of trump in the polls during the week it's released

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

he says he had to wait a few months to confirm it with other sources (besides the president - like to confirm that trump wasn't lying, as usual, to woodward's face, when he said the things he said)

the crux of it, i think. when you have a president who lies so frequently and is so dumb that even when he admits really, REALLY bad and damaging and damning things about himself you have to cross-check it with multiple other sources to make sure he wasn't just lying about himself in a damaging way, well...i don't know what that is. possibly YAHTZEE!

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 14:46 (four years ago)

Has he tweeted something offensive for 9/11 yet?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

well they were gonna do a flyover in NYC

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 September 2020 14:53 (four years ago)

we must never forget the greatest people in the world whose lives were destroyed, the heroes we lost, i'm talking about roger stone and paul manafort and many, many others who had their lives ruined by the fake news and they lyin democrats

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 14:53 (four years ago)

I'm sure he'll do something—iirc today is the 21st anniversary of Muslims celebrating in Jersey City

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:02 (four years ago)

erm 19th

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:03 (four years ago)

did u forget

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

^ the punchline to my favorite knock-knock joke ("9/11 who?")

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:14 (four years ago)

I don't think it's relevant to the Woodward situation whether or not it would have changed anything. The point is that he had newsworthy, time-sensitive information that should have been communicated to the public expeditiously, and he sat on it to goose his own book sales. so fuck him.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:40 (four years ago)

"scrotus"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:05 (four years ago)

The Rose Garden is now The Dildo Garden.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:08 (four years ago)

The Dongald

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

Mike Penice

rob, Friday, 11 September 2020 18:11 (four years ago)

I would say "Remove Bookmark From Thread" but lol, like I bookmarked this

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:12 (four years ago)

Studded one on the left there is terrifying

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:14 (four years ago)

Is Woodward irresponsible in not coming forward with the material in his tape a lot earlier?

just guessing but he probably wouldn't have gotten the next seventeen tapes if he'd released the material in his tape immediately

plus Trump said the same shit right out in public, on camera, anyway

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:21 (four years ago)

It is important to realize that Bob Woodward is snugged like a tick into the deepest crevices of the governing establishment. He plays the game by rules that the people at the highest reaches of politics and power understand best and his professional venality is probably an asset in maintaining his access to them. He paints them more flatteringly than they deserve and in return they let him "wet his beak" by raking in book profits off of what they choose to reveal to him. He's the cowbird to their rhinoceros, at once both helpful and drawing blood from the small wounds he inflicts on their tough hides.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

Ah yes, because every kid grows up knowing about US war crimes and is desperate to pull a Lynndie on some hogtied Iraqi. Gtfoh

btw FP'd tabes for racism here, even countries who have not had a stake in any war for the last 77 years can generate young people eager to commit and celebrate war crimes overseas

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:36 (four years ago)

there's a lot of people angry that dipshit didn't mumble "under god" here but 40% of america is somehow not capable of discerning the sleepy confused racist grampa vibes? this lump would be extremely hard pressed to lead a pep rally at an arkansas middle school.

President Trump recites the Pledge of Allegiance. pic.twitter.com/UscZajM4lk

— The Hill (@thehill) September 11, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:57 (four years ago)

he's out of breath standing there fer crissakes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 18:58 (four years ago)

holy shit i just had a gutbuster laugh at the first 25 seconds there

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:03 (four years ago)

that was like watching a father forget the name of his own daughter (tiffany) while introducing his family one by one to an acquaintance

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:04 (four years ago)

just faking it all the time, no you're the faker

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:04 (four years ago)

it's okay, it was only at a small event to commemorate the anniversary of the deadliest terrorist action in human history so i'm sure no one noticed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

(i may be overlooking a few terrorist actions in that statement)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

The state with the prettiest name!

A federal appeals court on Friday overturned a judge’s ruling that Floridians with felony convictions don’t have to pay all court fees and fines before voting, dealing a setback to advocates for 2018′s Amendment 4.

In a 6-4 ruling, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit ruled that the plaintiffs did not prove a violation of the U.S. Constitution. The plaintiffs included more than a dozen people with felony convictions who accused Gov. Ron DeSantis and Florida lawmakers of imposing a “poll tax” by requiring them to pay off all court-ordered costs relating to their felony convictions before voting.

“Because the felons failed to prove a violation of the Constitution, we reverse the judgment of the district court and vacate the challenged portions of its injunction,” Judge William Pryor wrote for the majority.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:22 (four years ago)

btw FP'd tabes for racism here, even countries who have not had a stake in any war for the last 77 years can generate young people eager to commit and celebrate war crimes overseas

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Amazing how one can take a post that is explicitly calling out the racism and imperial nature of the US war machine and call it 'racist,' but whatever.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

Can we just keep in mind that the issue is not even so much that the Florida state legislature imposed this fee-to-vote system, it's that they did so as an utterly fraudulent "clarification" of reforms instituted by a ballot initiative that got 2/3 of the vote which specifically said Floridian ex-felons should have the right to vote as they do in 46 other states? The people of Florida are supposed to be able to overrule the legislature like this if they clear a very high bar, which they did, and the legislature just said "yeah but we don't accept the result" and the court is nodding. THAT is the problem here. It is infuriating.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:58 (four years ago)

Like the whole point of that post was to call bullshit on the idea that young kids grow up being told about the disgusting nature of the war crimes at the heart of US American empire. They aren't, and most are in fact sold on an image of military glory and righteousness, and so arguing that young people are aware of this vile shit is just not in tune with reality.

Utilizing a description of an image of torture to make that point is arguably in bad taste, but I wasn't reifying the image as good, instead pointing to it as an example of something abhorrent. Willful misreading.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago)

I think you are willfully misreading sic, who is making the point that this is a global and not a US issue

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:04 (four years ago)

So wait, I'm racist because I didn't include Australians...in a conversation that was about the US military recruiting apparatus?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:13 (four years ago)

That... was not a serious statement, unless I am misreading sic's tone

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

Yeah, that’s another one of sic’s running “jokes”

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:16 (four years ago)

Huh.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

"FP'd you for racism" was a joke format to ironically link to that story, the following clause was included to highlight this and generalise the issue

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:18 (four years ago)

Okay. I'm still a little ... confused, though I did read that article you posted. Awful stuff.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

It's funnier when you have to explain it, I find.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

On the Woodward thing, what I'm curious about is why anyone thinks it would have made a difference if Woodward had reported it earlier. Trump supporters would have given no more of a shit about it in March or April than they give now — and by April he'd already said about 5 different things about the virus anyway — and people who aren't Trump supporters mostly assume he's lying about most things anyway. I think Woodward is fair game for criticism on many fronts, but I don't see this revelation as all that momentous.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

The thought that he sits on a treasure chest of quotes from the president refuting his public posture might've helped the morale of the scientific community for one, and it may have pushed governors into stricter policies. Plus, sorry, I just find this old rotter using this info as leverage for advances and future sales a repugnant thing.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

Crazy story linked from the latest Taibbi screed.

Someone leaked a tape of CNN chief Zucker talking to Michael Cohen and basically coaching Trump up for the CNN debate in 2016.

It got worse. Zucker promised Cohen, “I’m going to give him a call right now and I’m going to wish him luck in the debate tonight.”

Why Zucker said he would call, and not email, was the real punchline.

“I’m very conscious of not putting too much on email, as you’re a lawyer, as you understand,” Zucker said, adding:

And, you know, as fond as I am of the boss, he also has a tendency, like, you know, if I call him or I email him, he then is capable of going out at his next rally and saying that we just talked and I can't have that, if you know what I'm saying.

It’s not that I don’t want to talk to him every day. I’ve just got to be careful.

Zucker added:

I have all these proposals for him, like… I want to do a weekly show with him and all this stuff… is he back in New York tomorrow, do you know?

DJI, Friday, 11 September 2020 20:52 (four years ago)

(xp to table, everyone else sorry for sidebar, also guillotine Zucker and Moonvest)

The marketing of aggression to youth is not solely mediated through deliberate advertising, and the capacity for young people to enact consequence-free violence against wilfully othered and dehumanised individuals is obviously a specific draw for a significant number of recruits. This is the case for militaries worldwide, with the tendency most strongly focused in armies

(eg: "I want to fly the fastest planes" -> air force, "I believe in unglamorous research as strengthening national diplomatic preparation to forestall armed conflict, have a strong interest in engineering, and function well without access to a variety of social options" -> be a submarine person, "I want to shoot people 13,000km away from my house" -> army)

Teens are certainly marketed to and given many legitimate reasons to sign up that don't center on armed conflict - there's been a spike in US enlistment due to student debt this year - but as James said, it's impossible not to also know that people in armies kill people as part of the job.



I enjoyed seeing you steer your thinking in the Gawker thread today, so I'm not being combative when I say I read a disjunct between "dumb teens can never grow beyond offensive jokes told in an environment that fostered them" over there, and "hapless teens can only absorb the messages they're fed" over here. The "State Sanctioned Violence" instagram has presumably been exposed by service personnel who rejected or never held those attitudes. The service personnel running it probably entered the military with those attitudes, and have rejected the opportunity to grow (given the mockery even of reporting war crimes within the chain of command), and also find the attitudes actively fostered at every level of their social, online and working lives.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:00 (four years ago)

Thanks for that, sic. And yeah, I'm learning to listen more and dig in less as I get older, I find it's a lot more productive.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:08 (four years ago)

Ok, Captain Adderall...

"I think there's probably, possibly drugs involved. That's what I hear." -- during interview with Judge Jeanine, Trump casually accuses Joe Biden of using performance enhancing drugs pic.twitter.com/RVWJMqPNhn

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 11, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:26 (four years ago)

possibly, probably

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 21:41 (four years ago)

wishes to say, 50/50.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 21:41 (four years ago)

lol voice to text.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 21:42 (four years ago)

I’m okay with the DNC Flowers for Algernon-ing Joe.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:51 (four years ago)

wow has Trump ever — in his own special way — this directly admitted to his amphetamine use?

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

Every time he speaks?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

1 of 23,051
Subject: Hadrian hates Obama?? (this can't be right)
answer needed ASAP ad✧✧✧@bold✧✧✧.c✧✧ via bounce.bluestatedigital.com
9:17 PM (4 minutes ago)
to me

Donald Trump is running a SMEAR campaign against President Obama.
We thought all Democrats loved Obama...were we wrong? Answer now →

HADRIAN: Do you HATE President Obama?!?!

YES! I HATE OBAMA >>
NO! I LOVE OBAMA >>

"TRUMP ACCUSES OBAMA OF CRIMES, CALLS FOR OBAMA TO BE PROSECUTED."
This is Trump’s evil plan to win re-election: run Obama’s image into the ground, ruin his good name, and get voters to turn on him! If Trump gets voters to betray President Obama, he’ll win the November election! We can’t let him get away with this! So we have to know:

HADRIAN: Do you HATE President Obama??

YES! I HATE OBAMA >>
NO! I LOVE OBAMA >>

We love President Obama and we’ll never abandon him. We hope you won’t either.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 September 2020 01:26 (four years ago)

Good morning!

President Trump’s weekslong barrage against Joseph R. Biden Jr. has failed to erase the Democrat’s lead across a set of key swing states, including the crucial battleground of Wisconsin, where Mr. Trump’s law-and-order message has rallied support on the right but has not swayed the majority of voters who dislike him, according to a poll conducted by The New York Times and Siena College.

Mr. Biden, the former vice president, leads Mr. Trump by five percentage points in Wisconsin and by a wider, nine-point margin in neighboring Minnesota, a Democratic-leaning state that Mr. Trump has been seeking to flip with his vehement denunciations of rioting and crime.

The president has improved his political standing in Wisconsin in particular with an insistent appeal to Republican-leaning white voters alarmed by local unrest. But in both Midwestern states, along with the less-populous battlegrounds of Nevada and New Hampshire, Mr. Trump has not managed to overcome his fundamental political vulnerabilities — above all, his deep unpopularity with women and the widespread view among voters that he has mismanaged the coronavirus pandemic.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 September 2020 14:29 (four years ago)

The thought that he sits on a treasure chest of quotes from the president refuting his public posture might've helped the morale of the scientific community for one, and it may have pushed governors into stricter policies.

Eh, I just don't see it. Those quotes are not all that revealing — to some degree Woodward's a victim of his own hype machine here, because they've been promoted as this big gotcha thing. But if you put them in the context of Trump's inconsistent and vacillating public statements about the virus, they're just one more data point and not an especially telling one. If Woodward had reported them in April, say, it might have been a story for a day or two, which would have quickly been shouted down and drowned out by everything else going on. I don't think it would have changed the trajectory of anything.

I don't mind Woodward being dragged for it, he deserves dragging on general principle. I just think there ain't much there.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

that's all pretty much where i am at. woodward's share of culpability with the sins of this administration isn't really worth talking about while the barbarians are burning down our houses.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:16 (four years ago)

I take tipsy's point, but I reject yours: you imply I'm NOT paying attention to the president?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:05 (four years ago)

i think ulysses was more describing his own position, rather than commenting on yours, Lord Sotosyn.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:20 (four years ago)

yes.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:29 (four years ago)

I wonder if when Trump is gone we really will see a surge of the best and most qualified people to Washington, to right his wrongs and repair his damage. You know, like when Kal Penn put acting on hold and went to the White House.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

If the great catalyst is removed will all the momentum that's been gathered over the last few years remain channeled or dissipate?

Stevolende, Saturday, 12 September 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

Maybe it just sags like a heavy load?
Or...

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

i think ulysses was more describing his own position, rather than commenting on yours, Lord Sotosyn.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:20 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday,

My apologies.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 September 2020 20:02 (four years ago)

no worries!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 23:45 (four years ago)

Nothing to see here...

Stone's list includes: evoke Insurrection Act, declare martial law: arrest Zuckerberg, Tim Cook & Clintons, send federal agents to "physically stand in the way" on Election Day, seize NV's ballots; take Harry Reid into custody; "nationalize" NV police, arrest Daily Beast staff https://t.co/EHZQcXcV3J

— Ronald Brownstein (@RonBrownstein) September 12, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:04 (four years ago)

sorry to tweet my own tweet, but this clip made me lol and it's a strange event from a much longer c-span clip that no one would watch, so i uploaded it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:09 (four years ago)

I was doing some research for https://t.co/LSP7T3p4Ax (coming soon) and ran across the underdog candidate in the Maine Senate race that no one has the courage to support, Max Linn. But I am not afraid. Watch him ANNIHILATE the lying press!#RequestDenied pic.twitter.com/ndQqj1WSEN

— Z_S (@weinventyou) September 12, 2020

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:09 (four years ago)

"i want the question but i don't want to be judged by my answer"
lol is that real?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:52 (four years ago)

he's like the mike gravel teens, but in a mike gravel-like form

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:08 (four years ago)

a few minutes later, he pulls the same exact move. he gets asked a question, and immediately says "i have bombshells i am going to reveal, i am going to get straight to it, i am announcing a lawsuit against..." before getting cut off by an increasingly impatient moderator. it's the imma let you finish of debate clips imo

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

request denied again!!!!!!!!!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:11 (four years ago)

that's amazing, he's really outside of the box

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:11 (four years ago)

still a little less rude than clapping at Judy Woodruff to get her attention like Andrew Yang did

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:16 (four years ago)

that's amazing, he's really outside of the box

of course he is. listen, he has to be. he's running against $100 million dollars over there

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

Not a specific candidate, an actual pile of $100 million dollars guarded by the moderators.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:31 (four years ago)

Someone else reminded me that Trump blamed WHO for downplaying the threat of COVID and therefore disrupting US response

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

see this? it's the box.
see me? where am i?
OUT OF THE BOX

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 01:42 (four years ago)

XP That scapegoating was a big talking point among conservatives back then. "Defund The WHO" etc.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

Looking at clips from tonight's rally in Nevada, he sounds stopped-up and his toupee looks crooked.

Trump, slurring, whines that because of his rally's remote location in Minden, Nevada, he wasn't able to use Air Force One as a prop pic.twitter.com/EeqaWEqhNF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

Man, fuck this guy blaming China for their virus response.

"He wants to ban energy" -- Trump on Biden. Just totally absurd. pic.twitter.com/IvbbbXVNA8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 03:34 (four years ago)

Standard Trump Rally. Nothing new there. He eggs on the crowd by talking shit about the libs and they scream in delight. He repeats this more than 100 times and leaves, buoyed up by the love of His People. They hop into their Giant Vehicles Festooned with T*R*U*M*P flags and go home buoyed up by the proximity to and repeated benedictions of their Dear Leader. Nothing of importance said or done except a vital shared communion of nonsense and lib hate masquerading as Trump love.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 13 September 2020 03:45 (four years ago)

a couple of talks that were just put on by the local Arts Festival in its First Thoughts series. MIght be of interest to some
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=CPSSzdrHw_Y&feature=emb_title

&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSlstnlMzU&feature=emb_title

Stevolende, Sunday, 13 September 2020 11:53 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSlstnlMzU&feature=emb_title

Stevolende, Sunday, 13 September 2020 11:54 (four years ago)

I thought the 2nd one of those was playing last night. If first one works would think that did.
BUt may be reconnected after its live.

Stevolende, Sunday, 13 September 2020 11:57 (four years ago)

Trump rallies essentially like some cross between Larry the Cable Guy and someone imitating a Jackie Mason routine that someone once told them about.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 September 2020 12:27 (four years ago)

"it's a hell of a car, it's a walking army tank." How can a human brain formulate such sentences without the influence of alcohol?

BrianB, Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:34 (four years ago)

Perhaps I might interest you in some contemporary poetry.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', army tank
I'm gonna lock it up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can steal it away from me

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 13 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

(late 1950s, not sure if it still counts as ‘contemporary’)

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 13 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

lol table

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

ATTENTION MAINERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=_kvqp2u9_9E
he does not have his website listed on his youtube page

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

Max Linn stands for immigration reform, proposing a bold five-year moratorium on all immigration. With the current hardships that our state and our nation are facing it does not make any sense to bring in cheap labor or new citizens until our communities and families are financially stable. This will create a deadline driven approach to fixing our immigration crisis rather than just pushing the problem down the line as has happened in the past. Republicans and Democrats alike have kicked the can down the road for far too long, avoiding real solutions in order to use this issue as a divisive and empty political charade. The bull stops here… together, we can clean up the immigration crisis!

Saving Maine from the wave of immigration that's destroying its, i wanna say, lobster shacks?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:16 (four years ago)

why would he? he's a certified financial planner

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

Max Linn's converter website is converting at a rate of somewhere between 85% to 90%. It's a website that's never been seen in American history before. pic.twitter.com/OaIeAgpLIq

— Z_S (@weinventyou) September 13, 2020

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:18 (four years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DilaEmz.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:18 (four years ago)

the wild horses of Maine endorse him

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 13 September 2020 20:37 (four years ago)

all two of them

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:14 (four years ago)

Is that the cover of the new Springsteen album?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:20 (four years ago)

those two aren't actually the wild horses. they tend to hang around the farm. but they do have friends who hang out with wild horses all the time and they say that the wild horses support max linn

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:56 (four years ago)

An idiotic talking point I see a lot from right-wingers on social media is that if Biden wins, "The virus will magically disappear after Election Day." But it occurs to me that what will actually happen is that the entire right-wing anti-mask hoax-hoax-hoax contingent will suddenly discover that we are in the midst of a terrible pandemic and the federal leadership is appalling.

Which honestly would be a big relief here in these red states.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:06 (four years ago)

I’ve heard this in person. It makes no sense.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

My sister just threw that at me about 30 minutes ago, apparently both the election and Covid are hoaxes, so I said ‘if the election’s a hoax, why are you even voting, and if Covid is a hoax then how come you say you’ve had it? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE PLEASE.

santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:13 (four years ago)

I keep having people say the hospitals are lying about the deaths being covid so they get paid better. Knowing how records work in a hospital, I go into explaining how difficult it would be to pull that off with out it being known, as so many different people have to sign off on and check things which are reviewed at many different intervals then the penalties for it being wrong. Then the fact that anyone with any grievance can blow a whistle at any time. Just by odds, it's not likely.

I got another friend that is a koolaid drinker on the vapor trails, which is so gd stupid. I get into how much infrastructure and special equipment it would take from truck drivers to special planes etc. And he will agree to what I am saying and then just go on being a dumbass. :\

Got one of these flying down the street.

https://i.etsystatic.com/22841878/r/il/07529a/2418709803/il_1588xN.2418709803_m8ed.jpg

The apocalypse is going to be so stupid. It's going to be Mad Max by Larry David.

earlnash, Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:23 (four years ago)

if Covid is a hoax then how come you say you’ve had it?

"Oh, I had a runny nose and a cough, and I felt kinda run down for a few days. That's when I figure I must've had covid-19, this dreaded killer disease the libs all want us to fear so much. Test? Listen, dearie, why would I bother to get tested when I felt fine a couple of days later? It's all a hoax to get us under more government control."

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

xp there's no way it will be that jewish

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE PLEASE

The answer to every question like this is "because fuck liberals."

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:37 (four years ago)

Trump would so fall off of that tank.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:53 (four years ago)

Dukakis in his tank still draws jeers, but somehow when Trump got into the cab of a stationary semi-truck and pretended to drive it (making 'vroom! vroom!' noises?) no one even remembers it.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 14 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

it's still a meme

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 14 September 2020 00:30 (four years ago)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/236/005/f70.jpg

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 01:17 (four years ago)

I wonder if Donald has ever had a driver's license.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 14 September 2020 01:19 (four years ago)

I have to say, even though he went into it like dumbass, the truck thing reminded me of all the cheesy photo-ops that presidents have to do, but you usually don't hear about outside of their designed audience because most presidents aren't hogs like Donald Trump.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 01:21 (four years ago)

I wonder if Donald has ever had a driver's license.

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/trump-drivers-license-height-232948

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 14 September 2020 03:08 (four years ago)

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/throwback-thursday-donald-trump-west-palm-beach/ojRBZcJFTtUArN7eCFIwUL/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 14 September 2020 05:07 (four years ago)

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/516215-trump-drudge-no-longer-hot

Trump should keep bringing up those mini strokes at every opportunity.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 06:12 (four years ago)

THis was the 2nd talk from the Galway Arts festival. Will Trump Win Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSlstnlMzU&t=166s

Stevolende, Monday, 14 September 2020 09:18 (four years ago)

that was copied straight from the youtube page search engined through youtube to make sure the Url was right
URL = www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppSlstnlMzU&t=166s

Stevolende, Monday, 14 September 2020 09:20 (four years ago)

I know the old yard signs thing is a fool's game for measuring much of anything, but I do have to admit to feeling slightly comforted by seeing more Biden signs than Trump signs when driving through Bay City, Michigan last week. I was taken aback. Four years ago, it was a veritable sea of Trump signs. There are still a number of Trump signs (those that had one MAGA sign usually had at least 5), but Biden seems to have the edge.

On the other hand, we drove by this exact billboard on our way back south from Bay City:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgHd8P8WkAE85U7.jpg

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 14:16 (four years ago)

great website

nashwan, Monday, 14 September 2020 14:23 (four years ago)

hehe, this is what you get if you mouseover tucker carlson's name on The Hill:

https://i.imgur.com/89PShdK.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 14:26 (four years ago)

Trump, who has repeatedly sought to alter the debate schedule with Biden, on Monday expressed interest in a format that almost certainly will never happen: a four-hour event hosted by Joe Rogan, a comedian and mixed martial arts color commentator.

Tim Kennedy, a retired mixed martial arts fighter, noted on Twitter that Rogan was interested in hosting such a debate between Trump and Biden without a live audience.

“It would be four hours with no live audience. Just the two candidates, cameras, and their vision of how to move this country forward,” he tweeted. “Who wants this?”

“I do!” Trump tweeted in response.

i'm listening to pink floyd

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:19 (four years ago)

Every turn of the calendar, things just get more and more stupid.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:23 (four years ago)

would Rogan be more or less likely than the current slate of respectable moderators to call out Trump on his constant bullshit statements?

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:24 (four years ago)

He would call out Both Sides.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

on one side you've got system racism, on the other side you've got systemic racism in the sky

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:26 (four years ago)

with diamonds

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:28 (four years ago)

honestly the described format would be much more watchable than a standard televised debate

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:31 (four years ago)

no it would not

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:33 (four years ago)

Rogan is an idiot but his reach is huge and he's no dumber than anyone who moderates the TV debates

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:33 (four years ago)

a comedian and mixed martial arts color commentator

a comedian and mixed martial arts color commentator

a comedian and mixed martial arts color commentator

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:34 (four years ago)

would Rogan be more or less likely than the current slate of respectable moderators to call out Trump on his constant bullshit statements?

more

even though he loves to have terrible people on as guests he's at least willing to turn the screws on them from time to time which is more than CNN does

frogbs, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:35 (four years ago)

Joe Rogan is a racist piece of shit, end stop.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:37 (four years ago)

Also a homophobe and a transphobe.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:38 (four years ago)

Well that settles it.

DJI, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

Trump is all of those things too, should Biden shirk away from debating him?

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:40 (four years ago)

is it OK to do a FOX debate but not a Rogan one?

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:40 (four years ago)

I missed the part where Biden was going to debate Rogan

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:41 (four years ago)

The guy continues to use the word "fag" as an insult, yells at trans people that they're not the gender they say they are, has many multiple uses of the n word on his show, continues to proselytize that gay people are gay because of adverse childhood sexual traumas, uses sly anti-Asian stereotypes like repeated use of the Dragon Lady trope... do you want me to go on?

The guy is a fucking scumbag.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:42 (four years ago)

I just don't understand why people are even considering it like it might be a good thing.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:43 (four years ago)

I mean, do you really not understand or are you frustrated? Because IMO it's incredibly easy to understand

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:45 (four years ago)

I admit some bias here in that I find American TV debates completely unwatchable due to their absurd formats and literally anything else, no matter how odious, seems like a step up.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:45 (four years ago)

"but He HAs A HuGE AUDienCE"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:45 (four years ago)

Frustrated.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:46 (four years ago)

everyone would hate it, but i would like to see no moderators, just trump and biden in a conversation/debate/argument/fistfight, for 3 hours. no commercials.

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:46 (four years ago)

youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:47 (four years ago)

everyone would hate it, but i would like to see no moderators, just trump and biden in a conversation/debate/argument/fistfight, for 3 hours. no commercials

rogan is such a lazy moron this would basically end up being that

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:48 (four years ago)

the obnoxious thing about Rogan is that when I sat down for lunch with some of my work friends (back when I went to work) one of 'em would say something like "you know I just think it's unfair that trans athletes can compete in the Olympics" and I'd immediately know that's what they were talking about on Rogan last week

he's kinda watchable in one-minute clips but his show is like 4 hours long, you'd have to be insane to sit through that

frogbs, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

also, i want a third participant in the debate. someone who is outside of the box.

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:50 (four years ago)

if there were any other similarly popular show that hosted long-form interviews with no commercials and had, yes, a similarly huge audience, I would 100% endorse that venue instead.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago)

I just don't understand why people are even considering it like it might be a good thing.

Because the presidential debates have been dumb spectacle for years now?

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago)

Let's just compromise and agree that it should be Seth Rogen.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:59 (four years ago)

Complaining about the dumb spectacle of presidential debates and then thinking MMA moron Joe Rogan is the cure is . . . something else.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

MMA morons, Vanderbilt morons, what's the difference?

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

(I know the difference.)

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

nobody said Rogan would be a cure, just that he's not really a radical option in the context of what the presidential debates actually are these days

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

legitimizing joe rogan like this is just another step on the perilous path to Secretary of Education Joe Rogan, or Chief Justice Joe Rogan.

adam, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

Complaining about the dumb spectacle of presidential debates and then thinking MMA moron Joe Rogan is the cure is . . . something else.

It'd be like, I don't know, thinking US politics was a dumb spectacle and Donald Trump was the cure

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

Yes, it would be terrible to legitimize a guy Spotify just paid 100 million dollars.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

Clearly former SBA Administrator Linda McMahon should preside over the last debate. Loser has to fight Hulk Hogan to remain in the race.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

Lol, exactly.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

xxp

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

Why stop at Joe Rogan? Let's just go straight to the source and have Alex Jones moderate the next debate.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

He is the OG supplement-addled "independent" moron.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

Alex Jones has to stay out of it and neutral so that he can run for president.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:17 (four years ago)

This was the scene outside the home of conspiracy theorist Jack Burkman this morning pic.twitter.com/jNvdHMtz90

— Bev (@BevDonahue) September 14, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:19 (four years ago)

Staten island and bay ridge truly are another country

"I'm Max Rose, and of course I'd never defund the police." https://t.co/xs4RpBgG0R

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) September 14, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:22 (four years ago)

Do u all remember that this happened once upon a time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArhGkNs5uAI

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:30 (four years ago)

also, i want a third participant in the debate. someone who is outside of the box.

Poochie. He's outside the box. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:37 (four years ago)

BREAKING: The South Dakota Attorney General reported hitting a deer Saturday night but had actually hit and killed a man whose body wasn’t discovered until the next morning, according to the Department of Public Safety. Story coming ASAP. Then will update with info from relatives

— Arielle Zionts (@Ajzionts) September 14, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

legitimizing joe rogan like this is just another step on the perilous path to Secretary of Education Joe Rogan, or Chief Justice Joe Rogan.


I *hate* Joe Rogan but we’ve already done worse on the former and I suspect I’ll live see worse on the latter

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

xpost Or, as all the news reports state, SC Attorney General 'involved' in fatal crash. In much the same way that an axe-wielding maniac might be 'involved' in a mysterious skull-splitting incident.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:50 (four years ago)

SC or SD?

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

D. As in drunk.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

what's a jack burkman

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:01 (four years ago)

besides another white person's name i will have rattling around in my skull until i die

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:01 (four years ago)

jacob wohl's sidekick

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:03 (four years ago)

xp

Burkman is Jacob Wohl's partner in hilariously ill-conceived attempts to create "scandal" around various Democratic politicians.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

ah very good ty

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

He’s the guy that got shot in the ass by a disgruntled employee in a seth rich murder “investigation” beef

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

just a head's up, that whole jack burkman/jacob wohl thing, unsurprisingly, might be another scam

Disgraced Washington, D.C., lobbyist Jack Burkman allegedly had his Arlington, Virginia, home “raided” by agents with the FBI early on Monday morning. Questions immediately arose about whether the raid was legitimate or a paid skit put together for attention.

Burkman’s associate, blundering GOP operative Jacob Wohl, claimed to the Daily Dot that the raid isn’t a set-up aimed at tricking the media, which their press conferences held at Burkman’s same Arlington home often hoped to accomplish. Wohl has routinely lied about his intentions with those pressers, and Wohl and Burkman have paid people to act and lie in front of the press before.

The Twitter account that posted the initial FBI “raid” photos and videos didn’t have any prior tweets to posting about the raid. The account was created in August.

...A representative for the FBI Washington Field Office told the Washington Post, “We cannot confirm that at this time” when asked about the raid. The FBI did not respond to the Daily Dot’s request for comment. The Post’s only source for its story on Burkman’s raid was Burkman himself.

It’s worth viewing this raid with skepticism, especially considering the Twitter account that announced it. Additionally, a shirt being worn by one of the FBI operatives appears to match up with one available on Amazon.

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/jack-burkman-allegedly-raided-fbi-jacob-wohl

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:51 (four years ago)

jesus

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:54 (four years ago)

Classic

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:55 (four years ago)

umm

"You understand that they’re going to have to kill me, and unfortunately, I think that’s where this is going,” https://t.co/H3ipkij1n2

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) September 14, 2020

global tetrahedron, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:55 (four years ago)

i mean, it might be real too, who knows. but "The Post’s only source for its story on Burkman’s raid was Burkman himself" seems concerning

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

So in order to prove that they're big time and worthy of investigation, they...impersonated FBI agents? Which will pretty much guarantee a for-real FBI investigation? These two are so fucking stupid I think someone must water them every morning.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

And yet...they just keep doing what they do, as-yet-unhindered.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 September 2020 17:59 (four years ago)

not sure they're not actually a covert long-game Nathan Fielder project tbh

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

"the plan: impersonate FBI agents for clout..."

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

This Caputo guy sounds outstanding

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:02 (four years ago)

Aaaaand there it is.

Jacob Wohl Staged Fake FBI Raid On Business Partner, Actor Hired For Production Says

He recruited the "agents" on Craigslist.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:16 (four years ago)

In a regular world that isn't the one we currently live in, presumably one would get in significantly deep shit for impersonating a federal officer and faking a raid but I'm prepared for crickets.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

Wohl is like Nathan Fielder's Wario

frogbs, Monday, 14 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

"In emails, Wohl told Abraham the role was for “a police drama” and that he’d be “acting as an FBI Special Agent.” He was instructed to ask for Jacob Klein when he arrived on scene. He said Wohl and Burkman told him when he arrived that the scenes they were filming would be “used for multiple shows, a couple unaired pilots.”

“They said that Jacob was a director and actor,” Abraham added.

The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash, Abraham said. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.

That, Abraham said, is what raised red flags in his mind. He Googled Burkman’s name, found a photo of him with “Jacob Klein,” realized the latter was actually Jacob Wohl, and began reading up on their well-documented trail of deception and self-sabotage."

it's hard to believe their plan failed, but i guess there's no such thing as perfection

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

Wow @ Caputo.

“shadows on the ceiling in my apartment, there alone, shadows are so long." --> Is it too early for an October thread title?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:29 (four years ago)

“They said that Jacob was a director and actor,” Abraham added.

no lies detected tbf

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:33 (four years ago)

I'd like to believe that the FBI declined comment as to the veracity of this fake raid because they are in the planning stages of a very real raid.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:34 (four years ago)

Women in an ICE detention center are being given hysterectomies without their consent.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 18:48 (four years ago)

what the actual fuck

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

yeah. we could desperately use some form of accountability right now, this is fucking nuts.

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 19:21 (four years ago)

Jesus Christ

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

feel sick to my stomach now, that is horrifying

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:27 (four years ago)

Trump also said putting Uyghurs in concentration camps was 'exactly the right thing to do'.

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 19:28 (four years ago)

what really disturbs me about that story is how many ppl other than Trump and his direct appointees and enablers would have to be involved to carry it out

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:31 (four years ago)

Oh we’ll be hearing of the atrocities at the ice jails for a long time to come

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:34 (four years ago)

It took a whistleblower for this to come to light = 'it didn't happen.'

Non-white refugees are involved = '...but even if it theoretically did, it hardly matters.'

'...oh, and it did in fact happen, but it was necessary and everyone with a brain agrees with that statement. Suck it, libcucks.'

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 19:42 (four years ago)

I don't see how the morons on Twitter crowing, "if you are surprised by this, you clearly don't know U.S. history" are helpful at all. shut the fuck up, we should be outraged and surprised anew every. fucking. time. this happens.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

I don't see how the morons on Twitter crowing, "if you are surprised by this, you clearly don't know U.S. history" are helpful at all.

Showy political cynicism is many dudes' favorite form of masturbation.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:56 (four years ago)

let's just make sure we don't shine a blacklight on ilx's ceiling

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 September 2020 20:00 (four years ago)

I cared about genocide before it was cool

DJI, Monday, 14 September 2020 20:06 (four years ago)

Showy political cynicism is many dudes' favorite form of masturbation.

Thought this was Soto getting raw for a sec.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:08 (four years ago)

I'm pretty cynical about US politics, but "ho hum, I only get worked up about historically unprecedented atrocities" isn't the radical take these people think it is

rob, Monday, 14 September 2020 20:12 (four years ago)

idk i think it's important to be reminded of the historical continuum of these sorts of things and really don't think it takes away anyone's right to be outraged as they sit in their computer chair or w/e

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

xp Since no one has actually quoted these dastardly people, kind of weird to assume that's their take.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

the US has an incredibly long & dark history of sterilizing women of color - NC was still sterilizing people deemed to be unfit into the 70s! 1/3 of puerto rican woman of childbearing age in the 60s had been sterilized, native american woman as young as ELEVEN were sterilized...

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) September 14, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

@socialistdogmom has spoken!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

ilx rando has spoken wtf is your point

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:24 (four years ago)

Just pointing out their handle, with the implication of why would anyone listen to someone who calls themself that (all this coming from me, an ilx rando with some of the worst dns in the site's history)

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:28 (four years ago)

fair enough

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

You might have wanted to click through to see the tweets before and after that one.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

xp

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:30 (four years ago)

socialist dog mom is actually rad af. good follow (or was before I quit twitter)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:34 (four years ago)

On closer inspection, that is quality content. However, genuine as it no doubt is, that name feels like Babylonbee-level strawpersoning.

But that's just me. Carry on.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:39 (four years ago)

lol fair

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:04 (four years ago)

friend of a friend has met and vouches for socialistdogmom. one of the few reliably good Twitter accts tbh

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:15 (four years ago)

xp Since no one has actually quoted these dastardly people, kind of weird to assume that's their take.


You’re right, I was strawmanning there. But if you’ve really never seen a “and you’re surprised?” take in response to something outrageous but not unprecedented, I am jealous.

rob, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:25 (four years ago)

Citing the multiplicity of similar verified atrocities in the past might be helpful for infrming those who were unaware of them and whose first reaction might otherwise be disbelief, as in 'how could this possibly be true?' Citing one knowledge of those past atrocities in order to preen oneself on superior wokeness is not helpful at all. tbr these two kinds of citations may be difficult to tease apart.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:33 (four years ago)

xp - I rarely see those where the subtext isn't historical context and/or acting as a watchword for the future.

What those gosh-darn leftists said on Twitter today is easy red meat for ILX it seems but it usually seems to be a studied ignorance of their point that while "we should be outraged and surprised anew every. fucking. time. this happens" it doesn't really work out that way. The outrage and surprise tends to ebb depending on who's in power. (Which might be the real offense taken by ILXors...)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:37 (four years ago)

What those gosh-darn leftists said on Twitter today is easy red meat for ILX

lol

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:47 (four years ago)

xp - I rarely see those where the subtext isn't historical context and/or acting as a watchword for the future.

No problem with that. I definitely have seen the thing I was referring to, but whatever, I feel like an asshole for steering this horrific news into a convo about twitter dynamics of all things

rob, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

If Biden and Trump have a Rogan podcast debate, it's only fair if they also do a WTF

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 14 September 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

Ive never listens to Rogan’s podcast but apparently he never pushes back against anybody no matter which side of the aisle or how idiotic their rhetoric so obviously Trump would love him to moderate a debate

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 14 September 2020 23:35 (four years ago)

I've basically only listened to episodes with Brian Greene and a sleep scientist I forget the name of, but clip of him with Candace Owens talking about climate change was in my YouTube feed and I had to see if he pushed back on her bullshit. He did.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 September 2020 23:41 (four years ago)

I managed to put my general distaste for Rogan aside when a clip of him tepidly pushing back on that fuckwit Dave Rubin was making the rounds. watching this grifter getting ever so mildly owned by a complete dullard like Rogan was admittedly kind of satisfying.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:06 (four years ago)

yeah was kind of nice to see him call bullshit on Andy Ngo to his face

obviously having Ngo on at all is indefensible

the thing about Rogan is that he is just an extremely gullible man

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:18 (four years ago)

didn't he already say he is voting for Trump?

Dan S, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:26 (four years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/04/joe-rogan-donald-trump-joe-biden-bernie-sanders

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:30 (four years ago)

Podcast host says former vice-president, 77, is too old despite having endorsed Sanders, 78, for the Democratic nomination

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

Geez he looks like Dana White in that pic

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

have stephen root do it while varying his character from moment to moment

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:32 (four years ago)

my neighbor just put up a Trump sign and I'm irrationally angry about it. we weren't exactly best friends but he was a fun guy to drink & watch sports with, plus he was exactly the sort of person you wanted at your poker table if you know what I mean. never talked politics, seemed kinda uninformed at general, but yeah idk if I wanna see this guy any more, which is awkward because he's still texting me and wanting to hang out (strange because I've told him a number of times we're not seeing anyone right now due to the pandemic he seems to be unaware of). I know that makes me the "intolerant" one and I know 63 million people voted Trump including a lot of people I know but fuck him, what little benefit of the doubt I've given people after 2016 upon seeing how insanely uninformed people are is all gone now, the only reason you can continue to support Trump now is because you love to piss off people like me or you think America should be free of people like my kids

I know we discussed this a lot in 2016 but this is part of why I fucking hate this guy so much. I've always had conservative friends who "don't follow politics" and yeah I thought it was shitty when people continued to support GWB but at least there was some flimsy justification for it..."he was mislead", "he was dealt a bad hand", "can't fault him for wanting everyone to have a home", with Trump it's just...nothing. it's the most indefensible political movement I've ever seen in my life and everyone who supports it is garbage.

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:39 (four years ago)

Nothing irrational about your anger tbh.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:40 (four years ago)

I think anyone who votes for Trump this year should be sealed in a shipping container and sunk to the ocean floor so your reaction seems mild fwiw.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:46 (four years ago)

My neighborhood is smothered in Trump signs.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:47 (four years ago)

I'm sure I've shared this at some point before, but the mention of W triggered a memory. I started my first job out of grad school in June of 2000 and, for the most part, I liked my boss pretty well despite some annoying quirks. Kinda had to, since when the office I worked in was opened, I was only the third employee. Anyway, my opinion changed when I got his 2000 Christmas card in the mail that featured his family huddled around their Bush 2000 yard sign with huge smiles on their faces.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:49 (four years ago)

fwiw you seem 100% otm to me frogbs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

Driving home from the grocery store today I saw a house with its US flag hanging upside down and a Biden/Harris flag flying beneath it, so...folks are not hiding their opinions.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

My town always leans super liberal, so Biden/Harris signs outnumber the Trump signs probably 20:1 (hell, there are probably still more Bernie signs than Trump signs) and a lot of upside down flags appeared this year, so not helpful to judge around here at all.

As I mentioned, seeing Biden signs slightly outnumber Trump signs in the very conservative Bay City, Michigan was a tiny balm last week.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:54 (four years ago)

I mean, signs don't mean shit other than these people are fired up. My county is deep blue. Democrats here tend to think signs are vulgar or something. It is, however, enervating to see on my morning walks those MAGA flaps crisply flapping

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:56 (four years ago)

It might be time to put my Impeach the Racist President sign up in my apartment again. every couple weeks something new happens

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:01 (four years ago)

Oh I know, as I mentioned upthread, yard signs are essentially meaningless but, spending so much time in central Michigan over the last decade I was heartened to see any sign of inspiration for Biden/Harris.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:01 (four years ago)

the people in my neighborhood who put up "Love Lives Here" signs when everyone else was putting out "Hate Has No Home Here" signs have now put up Trump 2020 signs too

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:03 (four years ago)

we got one guy who has Trump signs with a swastika and spraypainted over it and another that says "Republican EmbaraSSment" with the Schutzstaffel logo over the SS. It's pretty striking.

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:05 (four years ago)

i'm going to go ahead and prepare "my neighbors who like trump fucking SUCK - come fight me" and "regarding the physical confrontation with the trump blowhards across the street last weekend - i am twice as powerful now and ready to kick your ass" signs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

the people in my neighborhood who put up "Love Lives Here" signs when everyone else was putting out "Hate Has No Home Here" signs

I have no idea what this signifies

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:17 (four years ago)

Yeah I don't know that I've seen "Love Lives Here". We mostly get BLM and those "In this house we believe hate has no home, no human is illegal, science is real etc" signs.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:19 (four years ago)

I've been back and forth from the DC area to western PA while taking care of some family issues and not surprisingly Trumpmania is running wild there, more so than 4 years ago it seems.

Chris L, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:20 (four years ago)

Took my kid to play fall baseball Sunday to a white-flight suburb about half an hour outside the city. Listened to two Trump supporters in the bleachers, loudly:

Telling dumb Nancy Pelosi joke.

Crowing about their huge new Trump sign in their yard.

Planning their trip to an outstate Trump rally (because he talks to the American people better than any president ever has.)

Opining that Trump was "really chosen to lead in these times." She didn't say chosen by God, but that was the gist.

It was at item #4 that I gave them a huge death stare and moved to the other side of the ballfield.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:22 (four years ago)

why did you persecute them like that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:29 (four years ago)

"You know, it's death stares like that that just force me to love Trump even harder, intolerant leftist"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:36 (four years ago)

gotta recycle my dad's immortal retort, from the time when we were on a touristy mountain peak in colorado, and some random people in a car told him to get off of the moss he was standing on and back on the trail (there were signs everywhere saying to stay on the trail):

"...those are exactly the kind of people who are going to drive off and get an ABORTION!"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

it was like, the immediate, gut, inner-id-level response

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

I put up a It’s wine o’clock sign

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:43 (four years ago)

"...those are exactly the kind of people who are going to drive off and get an ABORTION!"

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

look, you don't get a free one until you fill up the punch card.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:53 (four years ago)

they put the abortion clinic on the top of the mountain to make it easier for the ecofascists to yell at american patriots on the road to perdition. and i heard that carter endorsed extra funding for the road because he's a democrat

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:56 (four years ago)

haha, sorry thread. for today and most of recent days as well.

september 15, 2020: not anywhere close to the month or day or year i will choose to return to, if i ever get a chance in some cryogenic/time travel lab

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

Lucky to live in one of the biggest left bastions in my metro area, so no Trump signs here yet... to give you an idea of the environment, the shithead racists known as the Proud Boys are holding a rally at the park where the farmers market takes place each Saturday, at the same time as the farmers market. The yapping swastikas are calling it 'The Belly of the Beast' rally.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:07 (four years ago)

'The Belly of the Beast' is stolen straight from the 1960s radical left.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:09 (four years ago)

Nothing they do is original!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

here I think it's about equal between Trump & Biden (which is bad news for Trump, I think), but there is one big difference, the Trump signs I see are often HUGE and come with a giant flag, idk how much those cost but it's gotta be $100+ (the majority of which has got to be going directly into his pockets). I think that's just the difference in mindset, I wouldn't be caught dead displaying a giant obnoxious sign like that, even for the few politicians I really like. the only reason I can imagine doing it is if it was someone like AOC, just to annoy the shit out of my idiot neighbors, but even then I'd never actually buy one. so I kinda know exactly what all the giant Trump signs are about.

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

Same. What I see here is a hysterical overdressing. TWO flags! Bunting! Black and blue flags on both sides of SUVs.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

There's a neighbor around here who has had nary a Trump sign in sight on his yard - there are not really any Trump signs around here - but he does still have a Ben Carson bumper sticker on his car. I kind of want to know his deal. I mean, I don't. But still.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

There was a few houses along the main drag in Bay City that had giant, clearly homemade Biden/Harris sings that were both clearly trying to compete with their neighbors that had those gigantic ass Trump signs and flags that frogbs notes.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

friend of mine had Ben Carson visit his school as a guest speaker when he was a star surgeon, he was very impressed, then when he emerged decades later as a political figure he could not believe what a fucking idiot he was

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

A student told me she'd been taught to revere Ben Carson. Then 2015 happened.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

I think that's just the difference in mindset, I wouldn't be caught dead displaying a giant obnoxious sign like that, even for the few politicians I really like

It also differentiates Trumpers from supporters of past Republican Presidents & candidates. Ever see a pickup truck flying a Dubya flag??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

Yes. I saw a lot of full “W THE PRESIDENT” black flags back then.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:42 (four years ago)

lights on the signs burning all the time to maintain the coal industry or whatever? Are these the same people who compete over how large their Xmas displays are and how many flashing lights they have?
Must cost a fortune to keep taht running for the month or whatever Xmas lasts.
Is it a direct show of ostentation so how much wealth you can afford to waste.

Oh well 50 more days and we'll find out how damned we are.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:44 (four years ago)

XP Man, I had a neighbor who stuck with their W sticker well into the second Obama term.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

let's never forget how shitty the W times were, no matter how bad things are now

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

Believe me, I just finished Robert Draper's book on the Iraq War because I needed a fresh reminder.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

What I see here is a hysterical overdressing.

The Titanic went down with a lot more decorum.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

Philosophically, of course, Reason can get fucked forever (Republicans who smoke pot), but this was mildly diverting.

“Their guy doesn’t even have a baby.” pic.twitter.com/j81z6EaSK8

— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) September 15, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:14 (four years ago)

I'm in a very blue neighborhood in a fairly blue city in a very red county, so I can count on Trump-signs-per-block increasing the farther I drive in almost any direction. Only a few in my own 'hood, and none on my block.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:14 (four years ago)

what's funny/maddening to me are these people who put up signs when they live like deep inside subdivisions or on cul de sacs and shit. my best friend was telling me the other day that one of his mom's new neighbor's first acts was to put up a big-ass Trump sign in their leafy, extremely lightly trafficked subdivision. like, how many people are even gonna see that fucking sign? at that point you really are just doing it to troll your own goddamn neighbors.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

^^^ story of my life! I walk past a cul-de-sac I call MAGA Alley, and my first thought was, "They must know Biden voters on this block."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:52 (four years ago)

the people in my neighborhood who put up "Love Lives Here" signs when everyone else was putting out "Hate Has No Home Here" signs

I have no idea what this signifies

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, September 15, 2020 11:17 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dpUAAOSwfN1fSqzx/s-l640.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0036/9446/1028/products/dace16940fa8ab50f314d79210dff3b8_642x.jpg?v=1547168402

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago)

I drove by a house that had probably a dozen Trump signs including “Where’s Joe? Where Hunter?” The neighbor across the street had a sign for the Democratic candidate for village trustee so there is probably some element of trolling involved.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:57 (four years ago)

There are also lots of We Stand Against Racism And We Back the Blue signs.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:59 (four years ago)

In DC basically nobody has signs up except the ones left over from the Dem primary. And the vast majority of those are for city council contests.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:05 (four years ago)

It’s nice.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:05 (four years ago)

lol, we all saw his "signal" for medical leave.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

sounds like someone tried the brown acid

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

epic

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:11 (four years ago)

Trump: Good to see ya' Jerry! Love your ice cream!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:25 (four years ago)

on the one hand fuck this guy but on the other hand I make my coworkers watch my multitracked videos of spiritual arrangements so I have to be careful about which stones I choose to throw

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:32 (four years ago)

Jim Cramer: “What deal can we have, Crazy Nancy? I’m sorry, that was the president. I have such reverence for the office. I would never use that term ...”

Pelosi: “But you just did. But you just did.” pic.twitter.com/4k2Cw5WL0d

— The Recount (@therecount) September 15, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:17 (four years ago)

I'ts not called "Sane Money" bro

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:19 (four years ago)

how was Cramer not torn to pieces by a jubilant crowd after 2008

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:27 (four years ago)

Re: Caputo, this is a thing I learned today:

Caputo took a contract in 2000 working for the Russian conglomerate Gazprom Media to improve Vladimir Putin’s image in the United States. He later told the Buffalo News that he was “not proud of the work,” adding, “at the time, Putin wasn’t such a bad guy.”

Just a youthful indiscretion, nothing to see, Putin's PR guy going on to direct Trump's COVID communications effort. Cool, cool.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:28 (four years ago)

Gazprom Media

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:33 (four years ago)

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/resources/images/10893582.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:43 (four years ago)

know who i would have liked to go to the prom with? gaz coombes that's who

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:44 (four years ago)

STEPHANOPOULOS: Why do you keep talking about Democrat states, Democrat states?
TRUMP: They are.
STEPHANOPOULOS: They're American states, American states.
TRUMP: No The Democrat-run states are the ones that are doing badly, George.

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) September 16, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

man can't argue with that, shit.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:20 (four years ago)

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/516417-democrats-back-away-from-quick-reversal-of-trump-tax-cuts

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:41 (four years ago)

I will definitely crack open a cold one in celebration when Feinstein and Schumer kick the bucket.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 04:14 (four years ago)

Hopefully they get primaried before that lol

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 04:19 (four years ago)

Y'all know I never post Trumptweets but I couldn't resist:

Great to be back in Philadelphia. Thank you Pennsylvania, see you again soon! #MAGA pic.twitter.com/l82C4TdlAE

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 15, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:12 (four years ago)

"Although we've come
To the ennnnnnd of the roooooad ..."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:16 (four years ago)

It certainly is unnatural

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:49 (four years ago)

this fuckin guy can only think in terms of appetites

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:50 (four years ago)

can we talk about the three day old congealed cheese here pic.twitter.com/hNSWpc9dg2

— kilgore trout, non mini-stroke haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 15, 2020

wit or witout

uh

you want whiz or mercan

uh

curdled baby puke you gottit sir

— kilgore trout, non mini-stroke haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 16, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 13:00 (four years ago)

"Three-day old congealed cheese" describes the president, no?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 13:04 (four years ago)

Curdled baby puke could as well.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 13:06 (four years ago)

I can't imagine anyone in Philly seeing a picture of that douchebag doing his generic pose with some semblance of cheesesteaks and thinking, "he's my people."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 13:57 (four years ago)

it's also not gonna convince anyone in philly that already thought he was their people that he's not

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:12 (four years ago)

Feinstein and Pelosi make me so embarrassed to have been born in California. My god, have these idiots destroyed the Democratic Party

beamish13, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:23 (four years ago)

they just burned the bones

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:47 (four years ago)

“You’ll develop, you’ll develop herd, like a herd mentality. It’s going to be, it’s going to be herd-developed, and that’s going to happen. That will all happen. But with a vaccine, I think it will go away very quickly.”

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:48 (four years ago)

Morbs!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

glad you're typing again morbs. home?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:17 (four years ago)

yay! Glad you're home and recuperating.

DJI, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:37 (four years ago)

Fort Lauderdale!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anti-masker-coronavirus-florida-target_n_5f621befc5b68d1b09ca8c8b?3ea

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:47 (four years ago)

Young White Florida Asshole is an identity

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

If these people really don't want to be alive anymore, there are a myriad of ways in which to make that happen. Or is this them asking for assistance?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

I'm a huge fan of the Indonesian solution of forcing anti-maskers to dig graves for people who've died from Covid. That justice is poetic as eff.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:04 (four years ago)

Ah, that anti-mask crew was led by this viral star. I remember her.

This angry Florida woman argued today against the mask mandate, while bringing up the devil, 5G, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, "the pedophiles" and the deep state.

Enjoy... pic.twitter.com/yqKUZNQYLQ

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 24, 2020

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:04 (four years ago)

she's a local crazy of long standing

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

your body, my choice

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/04/germcar.jpg
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lockdown-protest-car-message/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/joe-biden-sean-mcelwee-and-future-progressive-power/616213/

mclolwee media tour!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:39 (four years ago)

(i'm typing from my sister's home btw... which is mine for the near future)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

sometimes i wonder if these dudes realized if they just opened up the entire country again that many more people would be hospitalized, so their egg mcmuffins would be taking 20 minutes to come out as half the staff would be laid up at home or in the hospital, people would refuse to go to work, so their Cafe Lattes might take a half hour, they might not be able to get an appointment at the salon for weeks....

and when they break their leg getting in a fight with a nother MAGgot the hospital will basically say "lol are you kidding me, there are people on the sidewalk waiting to get in".

like ur conveniences wouldn't magically come back.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

(rhetorical 'wonder' because I know none of these people think and are in fact single-celled organisms)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

yeah man these dudes realize nothing

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

one of my friends, who has all sorts of medical ailments, as does her husband, wore a mask to the local BP and some asshole made a "baaaaaaaa" bleating sound at her, and my friend walked back over to her and said "hey my husband has COVID, want me to breathe on you?" and the asshole ran away fassst.

(her husband didn't have COVID, but she thought that aws funny)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:05 (four years ago)

There needs to be a national database of every anti masker for hospitals to cross reference and refuse treatment when they show up with COVID symptoms. I'm so fucking angry about these goddamn dipshits.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:07 (four years ago)

just imagining a Xtian Right wing horror film in a few years where government officials are stapling masks to people's faces and they're dying of carbon monoxide

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:09 (four years ago)

NEW: CDC Director Redfield to US Senate cmte.:

“These facemasks are the important, powerful public health tool we have ... I might even go so far as to say that this facemask is more guaranteed to protect me against COVID than when I take a COVID vaccine.” pic.twitter.com/7LJZ3U9xi1

— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 16, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

Yeah, after four years of angry-making shit, it's really something that they're able to make my rage spike like they do. Something about the smug disavowal of the basic tenets of civil society, maybe?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

Coupled with the unabashed glee and genuine enjoyment they take from that disavowal.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

It's almost like these people don't care about anyone or anything!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

I mean, to the extent that this is all the ongoing unresolved fights of the Civil War, it's not exactly surprising that the inheritors of the mantle of slavery and Jim Crow are OK with harming other people.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

We're losing thousands of acres of wildlife regions by the day so I love when Dems ::checks notes:: hand over another million acres to the military to bomb to hell as a practice range. https://t.co/HiUgKA8aMy

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) September 16, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

Whoever DropTheMic2020 is started that up today but apparently it was averted?

https://www.facebook.com/nevadaconservationleague/posts/amazing-news-after-lots-of-hard-fighting-in-congress-nevadas-democratic-delegati/10157634465803348/

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:20 (four years ago)

oh nice!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:22 (four years ago)

xps Check those notes again. The "Dems" haven't handed anything over, yet. This was a voice vote of the House Armed Services Committee members on an amendment to the Defense Authorization Act, which may or may not be removed when the bill reaches the floor vote.

This mostly means the Armed Services chair Adam Smith backs the amendment. He's a military hawk, like most members of that committee. What happens next is more maneuvering from both sides. We'll have to see who wins.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:30 (four years ago)

rob bishop is a notable p.o.s.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:32 (four years ago)

Forcing someone to wear a mask for public safety is a bridge to far, but forcing a woman to have a hysterectomy against her will is nbd.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:42 (four years ago)

one of my friends, who has all sorts of medical ailments, as does her husband, wore a mask to the local BP and some asshole made a "baaaaaaaa" bleating sound at her, and my friend walked back over to her and said "hey my husband has COVID, want me to breathe on you?" and the asshole ran away fassst.

(her husband didn't have COVID, but she thought that aws funny)


loool that’s rad.

luckily everyone’s following protocol in my extremely lib bubble of Atlanta.

ngl I’d probably be an absolute basket case if I was dealing daily w Trump flags and/ or unmasked assholes looking for a reaction or a good spot to make their next rant video

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:01 (four years ago)

I'm in Trumpland and one of my neighbors wrote TAKE OF THE MASKS AND SMELL THE TYRANNY on their SUV, but surprisingly most everyone does wear a mask here

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:06 (four years ago)

TAKE OF THE MASKS

like... eat them like communion wafers?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

i have taken to coughing loudly when i wear a mask and am surrounded by the maskless; that tends to make the point

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:11 (four years ago)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-biden-mask-mandate-abc-town-hall_n_5f617ac9c5b68d1b09c9541a

Sorry for HuffPo

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:21 (four years ago)

Posted for Neanderthal:

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/15/orlando-democratic-voters-trump-reelection-415526

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:31 (four years ago)

NEW: Multiple White House staff have tested positive for COVID-19 today. The White House press pool was just informed, but Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is not releasing any further information.

This comes less than 24 hours after international leaders met with President Trump.

please let Netanyahu and Trump get it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:50 (four years ago)

TAKE OF THE MASKS BUT GUARD THE SEED

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:51 (four years ago)

just give me this ONE fucking thing this year

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 19:51 (four years ago)

Good lord, we don't need to give Trump a bunch of "sympathy votes" because he is suffering, while the nasty libs are all gloating about it, the poor man. And yes, there would be gloating and people silly enough to give him pity votes.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:02 (four years ago)

lord, please, do not listen to aimless! strike down trump! he deserves it more than all of the people of sodom and gomorrah combined. that is an impossibly large number of people, impossible for anyone except perhaps for yourself to comprehend. strike him down!!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:12 (four years ago)

The way 2020 has gone, he'd pull a Boris Johnson on us and recover.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:16 (four years ago)

listen, god is just. and he has a plan. you know he's gotta strike trump down.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

Bolsinaro, too. He recovered. And now that Trump is 6'3" instead of 6'2", he's not obese, so you can scratch off the comorbidity tick mark.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:18 (four years ago)

lol as if Boris actually had it

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

Seconding the hope than Netanyahu, Trump, and McConnell bite it from COVID

beamish13, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:13 (four years ago)

Can’t find any legit source for those White House covid tests

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

On a Rosh Hashanah call with Jewish leaders, Trump told them “we love your country also” and said he’s disappointed Jews seem to “almost automatically” vote for Democrats. He said he saw he got only 25% in 2016 even though “I have a son-in-law and a daughter who are Jewish.”

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 16, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago)

He needs to get the word out about that obviously

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:01 (four years ago)

The way 2020 has gone, he'd pull a Boris Johnson on us and recover.

These men need to be choking to death on a pudgy fistful of peanuts while on the toilet, not actual illness.

nashwan, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

fucking piece of fucking shit

This is quite simply one of the most appalling and inhuman statements ever uttered by an American President. https://t.co/YTSyBuFP47

— Rep. Don Beyer (@RepDonBeyer) September 16, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

Does Trump have any businesses in any red states (assuming Florida is neutral)?

Perhaps he should relocate all his businesses to red states and see how that goes.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:11 (four years ago)

Trump insisting that Redfield didn't understand the question about vaccines and masks:

Trump throws the CDC under the bus, says Dr. Redfield "made a mistake" during his testimony on Wednesday when he said a Covid vaccine might not be available until well in 2021 pic.twitter.com/3h4mObDKsf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 16, 2020

akm, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

and again

Donald Trump really thinks he knows more about public health than the director of the CDC. This is the second time he's tried to correct different parts of Director Redfield's testimony during this press briefing. Tragicomical. pic.twitter.com/vXm0JZCvBK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 16, 2020

akm, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:17 (four years ago)

Donald Trump will win the election if you take the blue states out.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 17 September 2020 02:10 (four years ago)

inclusion in "america" is now judged by if you like donald trump, seems sustainable.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 September 2020 13:54 (four years ago)

turns out Orange Shitpile aspires to be Ming the Merciless

Officers requested a "heat ray" weapon for possible use against protesters in a park next to the White House in June, a National Guard major has said.

Military police allegedly asked the National Guard for the Active Denial System (ADS), which makes targets feel their skin is on fire.

It happened before Lafayette Square was cleared of people protesting against the killing of black man George Floyd.

The National Guard did not possess the heat ray and it was not used.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54187961?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2020 14:04 (four years ago)

god i hate this smug dumb fuck Barr so much. he's right behind his boss right now in terms of who I most want to see beneath a guillotine.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 17 September 2020 14:43 (four years ago)

I've got him first in line. He knows what he's doing.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 14:46 (four years ago)

Ditto--him and Pence.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2020 14:48 (four years ago)

Yeah Barr is slightly worse to my mind. Orangekins is actually running third behind Barr and Moscow Mitch.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 14:48 (four years ago)

im w/ jvc because of immediate efficacy and lasting power for the unbuilding america proj

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 September 2020 15:56 (four years ago)

I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that Barr is currently the most dangerous person in/to the US.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2020 16:15 (four years ago)

sorry to post a trump tweet, but i feel like the actual thing is needed, here, to see what he's quoting, to see what he's saying, to see the weak-ass twitter info "correction" on it:

Because of the new and unprecedented massive amount of unsolicited ballots which will be sent to “voters”, or wherever, this year, the Nov 3rd Election result may NEVER BE ACCURATELY DETERMINED, which is what some want. Another election disaster yesterday. Stop Ballot Madness! https://t.co/3SMAk9TC1a

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2020

seriously, get this fucking guy out of office. he's not just nodding toward civil war 2 in the days after the election, he is openly promoting it and has been for months

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:07 (four years ago)

i don't know what we're all supposed to do. but it's disturbing to me how collectively all we can seem to do is grunt in response

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago)

"we" = anyone who isn't a fascist

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago)

so many commentators seem embarrassed to bring up the idea that they think this is possible. the ever-equivocating josh marshall goes to long lengths to make it clear that "I am not predicting this and I do not think this is likely." no one wants to talk about it, because you look like a crazy person if you point out that the president, the attorney general, dozens of politically appointed stooges, and millions of fucking idiots who believe in qanon (and think trump does too, and/or is god or divinely inspired or a conspiracy that they're in on and will gain from) are definitely ready for it and want it to happen, and have been laying down the groundwork for it for YEARS now

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

sorry, i quoted the doubtful part of the ever-equivicating josh marshall, without quoting the substance of it:

Before more time goes by a brief follow up on yesterday’s post about the Trumpian build up for a violent showdown after the election. In his late afternoon press conference yesterday President Trump again found an opportunity to declare his readiness to put down election night “riots” or “protests” by force using the US military. He quickly joined this to a conversation about purported voter fraud and election rigging using mail in ballots.

If you put together the scenario he keeps predicting it’s one in which he loses and loses on election night – or rather, in his telling, he suffers an apparent loss because of rampant fraud. Because of this purported fraud he refuses to accept the result and this leads to a violent confrontation on the streets – between civilian protestors and some mix of federal law enforcement and the US military. (Not good!)

As I said yesterday, I am not predicting this and I do not think this is likely. But I do think we should pay very close attention and continue to focus attention on the fact that President Trump keeps pushing this idea and predicting it as an outcome.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

xxp including months of ppl itt

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

Indeed, i think it’s the very salient sensation of being the frog in the boiling water that’s getting me riled up. We see this coming, we know this is coming, it goes from nods to dog whistling to vocal advocation, not just once but repeatedly. A significant part of the population wants this to happen - I do count white evangelicals among them, with the conspiracy nuts, white supremacist groups, “patriots”, gun people - they all share common ground in seeking a violent, chaotic outcome (some say they seek “freedom”, others call it the rapture)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:25 (four years ago)

gosh guys, don't you know that kinda talk can only go in the Trump winning containment thread?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

The most surreal part of living through a fascist coup is that we're not even talking about it as such.

— Max Berger (@maxberger) September 17, 2020

jaymc, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:31 (four years ago)

^which also seems very frog in the kettle to me^

not being able to see the forest for the trees is part of the fascist takeover playbook, from what i understand.

and looking back in ilx history, in a couple years, how disturbing it might be to find all the talk about the whole "fascism" thing confined to a "containment" thread. i mean, i totally get it, but holy shit you all, look at this

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:33 (four years ago)

trigger warning: moaning apocalypse thoughts

i know you all think i'm a fucking idiot with this stuff, i'm sure, but it relates to the things i've been trying to say about how it seems like more and more, human actions are the end result of a longer, planned process:

it starts with desired outcome or idea, and then a simulation of something and then socializing of an idea or prediction to such a degree that it gradually becomes "common wisdom". example: the impeachment of trump. we all knew the shape of it, we just didn't know the particulars. but months before the trial started, we knew there was going to be a trial and there was going to be a bad outcome (for non-fascists). the only thing left to argue over was whether it would be a good political move. but lost in all that is the most important thing, the collective "ah ha!" moment that feels like it once existed, the "At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" or the massive shift in public opinion on Nixon once they could hear his voice saying the awful things aloud. that moment, which is SO IMPORTANT, is now gone. we don't collectively hear all of the trump/ukraine stuff at once, at the same time, in a very intense collective-learning session as impeachment trial. we don't get shocked. instead, watching the impeachment was like seeing a re-run for the 5th or 6th time. everyone knew that almost all the republicans would vote to acquit trump, no matter what the evidence was. the excitement was seeing whether susan collins would show some spine, or would mitt romney be so brave to support both impeachment counts. political commentary and op-eds became the results. lost was the outrage of seeing 50+ republicans all vote in solidarity for the worst fucking person in the universe. the collective outrage, instead of becoming a spike and causing some sort of response, becomes a long low-level dull anger (at the president and his supporters) and blaming and infighting among those who still care about it - flattening the curve, basically, keeping the outrage below threshold levels for catalyzing change.

and now it's happening again (in fact is always happening) with post-election violence. now it's becoming common wisdom that yes, election night is going to be a disaster. i, in fact, believe this, but for very different reasons than my parents believe it. "flood the zone with shit" leads to mark levin telling millions of people how this is going to work, and them believing it. the mark levin version is basically civil war 2 with conservatives "fighting back" against the left, the "rigged elections", "mail ballot fraud", protesters, looters, riots, etc. that is dumb as hell, but it is a version of the future. conveniently, under this lunatic vision, conservatives and fascists get to not only go to war with the left and throw a bunch of people in prison (or worse), but they get an excuse for it, one that many would go to their graves believing in. because it was real to them. that's the benefit of living in a different information universe. we're all so tired of hearing it, i know, but that's the reality of making up your own "news" and then delegitimatizing everything else. that's the 1984 shit, right there, happening.

PHEW. just had to get that out there. i don't mean to say any of you are the problem - none of the above is addressed to anyone specifically, it's more my exhaustion with being unable to do anything about it, seemingly. all of the preparation, the learning, thinking about fascism and all the fucking wikipedia articles and warnings - it will be such a WASTE if we can't actually use all of those things to fight back against this now. that's really how i feel. i feel the marshall-esque need to balance that with a "of course we all have our bad days and i don't think it will actually be like this", but sometimes i do feel "alarmed"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:54 (four years ago)

Damn, Karl.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:55 (four years ago)

in other words, will someone else share my tinfoil hat, i am lonely

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:58 (four years ago)

lol i should probably go back to work, but to anyone who made it through all of that, first of all i'm sorry, but also scroll back up to that trump tweet that sent me off the rails. i mean jfc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 17:59 (four years ago)

Karl, I get it. I know I've been in that state of absolute despair and hopelessness about the state of things. I'm not sure I'm onboard with all of your points there, but I deeply understand the feelings driving it for sure. I'm more concerned about the smaller pockets of violence that are going to break out because of a handful of numbskulls than I am about widespread violence, but that said - those smaller pockets are going to feel really fucking real to the people in the middle of them.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

that was good, Karl

brimstead, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

instead, watching the impeachment was like seeing a re-run for the 5th or 6th time

it was like seeing 5th and 6th grade all over again. what the power/popular kids say is real is real, and almost everyone else just kind of goes along with it, or openly roots for the bully. people who are pissed about it tend to punch down or at each other to vent

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

I had something typed up about how conservatives were cowards and will yap all day about taking to the streets and then not do shit but then I remembered how they stormed the governors house with rifles in Michigan so yeah, I don't know. I think Biden is going to win the election, but it's gonna be ugly and drawn out, and I do believe Trump is going to directly incite violence in the process. But I feel like it's not gonna be more than a few dozen "isolated incidents"

frogbs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

The refusal in the face of Covid by a not-insignificant portion of the population to comply with even the most basic lifesaving measures—their own lives included-has me feeling much, much more pessimistic about the peaceful transition of power.

It's one thing to demonstrate that you don't care about the welfare of others by how you vote. It's another altogether to know you may already be killing your next door neighbor all by yourself. I do fear that violence after election day would merely be an outgrowth of what's happening right now.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:08 (four years ago)

will someone else share my tinfoil hat, i am lonely

I think you are right, KM. this is ultimately driven by people who will stop at nothing to gain the maximum amount of power and for whom the institutions of this nation (USA) mean nothing other than a means to exercise maximum power. iow, these are people who are as amoral, ruthless and authoritarian as the Nazis were, even if the superficial details look different.

They've already weakened the rule of law shockingly, and are now deep into the process of trying to destroy the most important edifice of our rights, elections. There is a chance they will succeed, if not this year and entirely, but in laying a groundwork for the final toppling in another cycle or two.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

Their their leader sreaight-up told them yesterday that deaths in blue states don't count

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

I think things are so broken in this country that most people can't even recognize when or how the government is hurting them, let alone helping them. At the same time, as inexcusably bad as things seem, we have a long way to go to even match this country's low points, let alone exceed them. Now, how long it could take for us to get down there is another matter.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:12 (four years ago)

I had something typed up about how conservatives were cowards and will yap all day about taking to the streets and then not do shit but then I remembered how they stormed the governors house with rifles in Michigan so yeah, I don't know. I think Biden is going to win the election, but it's gonna be ugly and drawn out, and I do believe Trump is going to directly incite violence in the process. But I feel like it's not gonna be more than a few dozen "isolated incidents"

― frogbs, Thursday, September 17, 2020 2:07 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think this is otm, but if it's not, then we at least will all know the correct answer to the Are You Thinking of Buying a Gun thread.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:25 (four years ago)

on a completely unrelated note,

Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan (D) accused President Donald Trump and Attorney General Bill Barr of “tyranny” late Wednesday suggesting the pair had warped the Justice Department into a “political weapon” used on those who speak out against the Trump administration.

The comments follow a New York Times report on Wednesday that revealed Attorney General Bill Barr asked the Justice Department’s civil rights division to explore bringing criminal charges against Durkan for allowing residents to establish a police-free protest zone earlier this summer.

According to the report, Barr also told federal prosecutors to consider sedition charges for rioters and those committing violent crimes at protests in recent months.

“Today’s report is chilling and the latest abuse of power from the Trump administration,” Durkan said in a statement issued late Wednesday, adding: “the Department of Justice cannot become a political weapon operated at the behest of the President to target those who have spoken out against this administration’s actions.”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:26 (four years ago)

The refusal in the face of Covid by a not-insignificant portion of the population to comply with even the most basic lifesaving measures—their own lives included-has me feeling much, much more pessimistic about the peaceful transition of power.

Another way to look at this is: these people are so fucking lazy that they've opted to grouse endlessly on Facebook rather than take very basic measures to safeguard their own health and well-being. If they can't be bothered protect the families they care for so very much by wearing a goddamn mask, they aren't going to protect them from the godless libruls by peeling themselves off the couch to participate in an interminable organized offensive.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

I think Biden is going to win the election, but it's gonna be ugly and drawn out, and I do believe Trump is going to directly incite violence in the process. But I feel like it's not gonna be more than a few dozen "isolated incidents"

― frogbs, Thursday, September 17, 2020 2:07 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is where I tend to come down on the matter. the real downside though is that if Trumps "wins" in an exceedingly shady way, I don't think there's going to be some massive popular uprising either. there will probably be more violence in that scenario though because even if we get something on the level of the women's march from 2017 I think you'll see a lot of vigilantism and state power directed at putting those protests down in a very violent way because people are going to be convinced it's the early stirrings of a coup.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:31 (four years ago)

At the same time, as inexcusably bad as things seem, we have a long way to go to even match this country's low points, let alone exceed them. Now, how long it could take for us to get down there is another matter.

i do recognize the low points, and i recognize that as i sit here comfortably in a chair listening to any song, ever, because it's all on the internet, in air conditioning, that it could be worse. but still, this feels like the frog boiling in water thing, right now. barr is doing stuff on a weekly basis that would have been an enormous instantaneous career-ending scandal like...4 years ago. and nothing is happening. the accountability is gone, they took over DOJ and no one has been able to do anything to suppress barr, as far as i can tell? maybe there's some even worse things that could have happened but didn't, that we wouldn't know about? but the seattle mayor's statement "the Department of Justice cannot become a political weapon operated at the behest of the President to target those who have spoken out against this administration’s actions" isn't strong enough - it HAS become a political weapon! it may not have HIT her directly yet, but they've loaded it up and are aiming at her?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:31 (four years ago)

Also, if Biden wins, at least some of these sacks of dogshit will recognize that they might actually be held accountable for behaving like belligerent assholes without Papa Don at their back.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:31 (four years ago)

The refusal in the face of Covid by a not-insignificant portion of the population to comply with even the most basic lifesaving measures—their own lives included-has me feeling much, much more pessimistic about the peaceful transition of power.

Another way to look at this is: fashion > health

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:32 (four years ago)

I do believe Trump is going to directly incite violence in the process. But I feel like it's not gonna be more than a few dozen "isolated incidents"

In a way it is a blessing that there are 50 state governments and state governors, because this attenuates the police powers of Trump. His force of LEOs he sent to Portland had to be scraped up from among ICE, Border Patrol, US Marshals, ATF and several other agencies. The US military is not about to get involved in street fighting for him and the National Guard is distributed among all those 50 governors.

This election is going to test the system very hard, but it would take more than some civilian militias and boogaloo boys to start a civil war this time around. There still needs to be more hollowing out before the system collapses.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:39 (four years ago)

I am trying to avoid talking about what-ifs because acknowledging the capacity for violence around the election or 45 digging his Cuban heels in manufactures consent for both of those things.

In other happier news I met a fellow American with parents in Florida who remotely child-locked Fox off their cable package because he had access to their Comcast account. The parents are not computer people and just think it’s broken :)))

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:39 (four years ago)

Another way to look at this is: fashion > health

Yes, because these Wal-Mart shoppers are soooo fashionable.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:40 (four years ago)

To be clear, I'm not predicting a complete lack of violent response if Biden wins. This is still the USA in 2020, after all. I just don't see widespread armed insurrection happening. Trumpists have had four years of pretty much unfettered freedom to show their asses and, aside from just making the country worse in a very broad sense, they haven't undertaken any substantive acts of solidarity. I don't see them suddenly getting their shit together on election night.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:42 (four years ago)

I know I brought it up on one of these threads, but the fact that these people with guns, with ill-intent, with endless gripes against the forces of liberalism (which is to say, progress) exist and are not going away, whether or not they have always been here, is a huge, huge problem. The question remains how far they are willing to go, and how much others will accept. We have seen in the past what people are *not* willing to accept. The draft, for example, though that fight took years. Or (legal) segregation. But right now I think the biggest, cruelest crux is that those who are hurting or being hurt the most are the ones who were hurting already. The working poor, immigrants, people struggling in the best of times who are being made to struggle even more. These people need help, and they're not getting it, but that is a larger societal problem. So I do wonder what the "... and then they came for me" moment would be for the relative secure, those who are *not* hurting or not hurting nearly as much. Put another way, what right do we have now whose reversal would cause the dam to break? Abortion? Even that I'm not sure would do it. Guns? Possibly on the other side. Other than that, I'm not sure what would do it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:43 (four years ago)

I am trying to avoid talking about what-ifs because acknowledging the capacity for violence around the election or 45 digging his Cuban heels in manufactures consent for both of those things.

if i understand you correctly, that's exactly what i can't come to grips with. by talking about it, we unintentionally normalize it as a possible outcome, just by discussing it to death. by the time it happens, we know a version of the story already and it's no longer shocking in the same way as it would be if it came out of nowhere.

but the part i can't figure out is whether not talking about it is an acceptable response. i don't have a better idea! and maybe it's the early 21st century internal bias of always being told that having more data is better, information is power, etc. maybe sometimes, it's actually not? but even then, where does that get anyone?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:44 (four years ago)

Wal-Mart shoppers are soooo fashionable.

"You don't need wealth to be a gourmand. There are thousands of gourmands of potatoes."

-- Albert E. Marley --

The racks upon racks of t-shirts printed with cute slogans and screen printed images at Wal-Mart are fashions, too.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:46 (four years ago)

This is quite sickening. (Sorry if already posted.)

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/north-carolina-is-already-rejecting-black-voters-mail-in-ballots-more-often-than-white-voters/

clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:48 (four years ago)

I’ve been going with ‘weird gun nuts are trying to manufacture consent for some epic bullshit’ because basic-bitch Midwesterners can be put off things if enough pepole call those things ‘weird’. Also none of my affected family members who vote GOP have any time for guns.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:48 (four years ago)

the part i can't figure out is whether not talking about it is an acceptable response.

the talking part is a distant second place in importance to organizing resistance now, ahead of the election. that is the best response possible.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 18:49 (four years ago)

if it makes you guys feel any better, if a civil war happens they're going to try to kill me first so you'll at least have some time to find a good bolthole

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 17 September 2020 19:00 (four years ago)

bringing criminal charges against Durkan for allowing residents to establish a police-free protest zone earlier this summer.

btw we still have no idea who told the police and national guard to abandon the precinct, except that the now-resigned police chief has declined to acknowledge that it was her

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 17 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

But but the pArtIeS aRe Teh SaMe

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 September 2020 19:18 (four years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/16/oregon-fires-armed-civilian-roadblocks-police

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 19:31 (four years ago)

Trump announces that he will soon form a "National Commission to Promote Patriotic Education."

— Felicia Sonmez (@feliciasonmez) September 17, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 September 2020 19:50 (four years ago)

He reassures his base by tossing out symbolic affirmations every single day. Since they are just symbolic affirmations, he doesn't even have to do most of the things he mentions he's 'about to do any day now'.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:00 (four years ago)

^^^ this is otm, but that's still a terrifying sounding commission

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

Howard Zinn called out for "left-wing indoctrination"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:06 (four years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/09/17/usps-trump-coronavirus-amazon-foia/

I haven't read of all of this, but the idea there could have been a free mask program administered by the post office BACK IN APRIL wherein every household in the country would have received 5 free reusables, but of course it was blocked by the White House as to not raise panic is pissing me off something serious rn.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:07 (four years ago)

it is enraging

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:08 (four years ago)

Ms. Dannehy poses a looming further threat to Mr. Barr. She didn’t just withdraw from the investigation; she resigned from the department entirely. That means Mr. Barr can’t muzzle her — and, in turn, she can warn Congress and the rest of us about what prompted such a dramatic move by a highly regarded career public servant who had previously managed to oversee the investigation into the politically fraught firings of seven U.S. attorneys in the George W. Bush administration.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/17/opinion/trump-barr-justice-department.html

The subhead is "Nora Dannehy’s resignation looks like part of a pattern that could be problematic for Bill Barr and President Trump."

It's kind of strange after the impeachment and countless episodes of damning testimony that anyone at this point thinks "warning Congress" will pose a problem for Bill Barr. Maybe when the cows come home?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:09 (four years ago)

not only is it problematic, it may raise questions about propriety

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:11 (four years ago)

if it makes you guys feel any better, if a civil war happens they're going to try to kill me first so you'll at least have some time to find a good bolthole

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, September 17, 2020 12:00 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It doesn't make me feel any better.

I'm not going to go over this again, but I'm glad that my Brown husband and I know how to live in the woods off-grid, and also glad that we "don't dial 911," as the saying goes. Not that I think things will get wild where we live— a majority minority city.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

I feel like one likely outcome is that Trump loses the election, finally caves after fighting it for a few months because he gets bored, starts bilking his cult through OAN while the rest of us are subjected to a constant barrage of, "oh you thought it was bad? well here's what else just came to light" news stores.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:20 (four years ago)

the obvious reality is even with Biden winning, the idea that society's temperature is going to cool any right after is pretty much a farce.

I'm getting more tense about things the closer we get to election time.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

Trump loses the election, finally caves after fighting it for a few months because he gets bored, starts bilking his cult through OAN

Yeah I would be fine with all this. Thrilled, in fact.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:24 (four years ago)

In the spirit of #onethread, in deep contrast to our trip to a more rural (former coal-mining) area in PA a few weeks ago, I went to do some errands in the 'burbs immediately outside Philly this afternoon— and I didn't see a single Trump sign anywhere. None. All Biden/Harris and Hate Has No Home Here signs and rainbow flags. We're talking the Main Line, one of the wealthier suburban areas in the US.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:25 (four years ago)

This may have already been posted somewhere, but I'll take my bright spots where I can get them:

No...these selfish assholes do not have my permission or blessing to use my song for their moronic cause. #cuttheshit https://t.co/LPDAjSszbf

— Dee Snider🇺🇸 (@deesnider) September 16, 2020

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:06 (four years ago)

Senate Republicans signal openness to working with Biden

I believe them. Why wouldn't you?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:07 (four years ago)

There's some weird twisted irony (or something) in the fact that a) every ex-Trump person who speaks out now is described as a "disgruntled former employee" (Pence's person being the latest), b) in the long-standing joke, that's a phrase usually applied to postal workers, c) Trump hates the post office.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:08 (four years ago)

I love the "disgruntled employee" line, which is used about every whistleblower in public or private sectors. It's so tautological. Obviously they're disgruntled!

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:13 (four years ago)

wish gruntled workers would stand up to trump

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:23 (four years ago)

Joe Rogan lies to his millions of listeners that left-wing activists are starting forest fires in Oregon. This dangerous claim has been completely debunked. pic.twitter.com/qbNK9GQB9h

— Alex Paterson (@AlexPattyy) September 17, 2020

my position on Joe Rogan has...evolved

frogbs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:28 (four years ago)

fuck that guy forever

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:30 (four years ago)

is that the actual joe rogan logo, at the end of that clip?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:35 (four years ago)

More details on the Hate America blacklist

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/campaign-k-12/2020/09/trump-left-wing-indoctrination-child-abuse-1619-project.html

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:38 (four years ago)

"America is an exceptional country," DeVos said. "And we know this because there are millions of people the world around who want to come here, who want to be part of the American idea."

Those people should, of course, go fuck themselves but still

not right at all (rob), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

god I'm so sick of these tree hugging liberals who then set fire to trees post-hug

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:03 (four years ago)

"One GOP senator predicted that a Republican-controlled Senate could be beneficial to Biden because it would give him a buffer from progressives in his party"

This idea, that voters ought to divide federal power between the major parties so as to provide a brake on either one exerting too much unified power, is deeply entrenched in US politics and strongly appeals to centrists, moderates and fools. It's one of the main reasons that national politics have reached complete stasis.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:04 (four years ago)

Every tree I hug I kill

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:17 (four years ago)

i kill everything i hug

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:27 (four years ago)

Distant xpost to Table, but I would not expect Main Line/anyplace right around Philly to necessarily be Trumpy, wealthy or no. Lower Merion, for example, went 75 percent to 21 percent Clinton in 2016. I think Radnor went similarly, so I assume the rest of the Main Line and other inner Philly burbs largely votes blue. But someone else probably knows better than I.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

my parents live quite near the Main Line and yeah it's pretty blue. In fact they've gone from tax-hating Republicans when they moved there 22 years ago to canvassing for Dems

not right at all (rob), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:42 (four years ago)

I'm so glad that @BernieSanders went on Joe Rogan's podcast and legitimized him.🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

PS: I hate everybody and everything.

— Miss Diketon - Shut the fuck up and vote for Biden (@DMiketon) September 17, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:43 (four years ago)

xposts to rob and Josh in Chicago— Yeah, I mean I guess it's gotten a lot less Repub since I left at 18, even.

That said, there are tons of wild-ass people in Delco (drove through Clifton Heights, Drexel Hill, etc) who have some of the biggest Trump shit I've ever seen, so at least the "racist Catholic from Delco" vote is still there, unfortunately.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

I will also say, though, that I'm pretty certain that many on the Main Line who would normally vote party ticket are splitting it more as Trumpism gains hold. A lot of people coming to the realization much too late that their party is one of absolutely ghoulish sociopaths. And also, "gauche."

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

Bernie legitimised Fox News 😡😡😡😡😡

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:13 (four years ago)

Which is gross, of course, but if some otherwise normy suburban repub doesn't like 45 and will vote against him because he's "a classless, tacky fool," (as one of my mom's friend's once described him, accurately), then I'm fine with that.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:14 (four years ago)

My mom is in Southeastern PA, right on the border between Chester and Delaware county, And that blue momentum in what used to be a relatively reliable Republican leaning suburb does not seem to be letting up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:17 (four years ago)

Yeah, my parents are in Montco. We moved out there when I was ten, which was a strange experience for a city kid, but had its bright spots... as well as its many bad ones!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 September 2020 23:25 (four years ago)

This town hall is an in-kind contribution to the Biden campaign.

— Jason Miller (@JasonMillerinDC) September 18, 2020

Trump's town hall was also a donation in-kind to the Biden campaign.

— hulibow (@hulibow) September 18, 2020

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Friday, 18 September 2020 01:55 (four years ago)

I didn't watch the town hall but my friend texted me freaking out that Biden completely lost the plot in the last question. Was it that bad? He basically said it seemed like Biden had an aneurysm.

Also, coming here to post this zing; too bad Swalwell dropped out so soon, but maybe the US isn't ready for what's ILX-level lulz in the White House.

*And then she’d be sexually assaulted. https://t.co/DbKRDpTI6x

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 18, 2020

akm, Friday, 18 September 2020 02:08 (four years ago)

yeah that's a post he should have had second thoughts about

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

yeah no thank you

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:25 (four years ago)

He basically said it seemed like Biden had an aneurysm.

Did he die on stage? Or merely collapse into unconciousness? Because brain aneurysms do that. iow, hyperbole isn't helpful.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:32 (four years ago)

Seems like his brain's working OK:

Anderson Cooper: "Do you see ways that you've benefited from white privilege?"

Joe Biden: "Sure, I’ve benefited just because I don’t have to go through what my Black brothers and sisters have had to go through." https://t.co/Kq9dEuaeSe pic.twitter.com/PQVyxLCQia

— The Hill (@thehill) September 18, 2020

Biden, in an embarrassing senior moment, recites the divergent biological methods of two possible vaccines (molecular structure versus immune system enhancement) and also details the chemical specifics how they have to be stored and transported.

Awkward!

— Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter) September 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:50 (four years ago)

This is the phase of the campaign where people who normally work the Brave Independent Leftist or Classical Liberal position just rip the mask off and reveal themselves to be working for Trump. https://t.co/AZRfZb1z2X

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 18, 2020

The closer we get to the election, the more you will notice these accounts talking about cancel culture and how the 1619 Project is reverse racist and Biden looking senile and before you know it Donald Trump is retweeting Matt Taibbi on the regular.

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:52 (four years ago)

lol

Dan S, Friday, 18 September 2020 03:01 (four years ago)

appreciate that charlotte alter retweeted daniel dale calling her an imbecile, yet not deleting or correcting her own 'senior moment' tweet. that's fucking journalism we can believe in

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2020 03:35 (four years ago)

Also, coming here to post this zing; too bad Swalwell dropped out so soon, but maybe the US isn't ready for what's ILX-level lulz in the White House.

i'm sorry, but i have to commit this to memory: "too bad Swalwell dropped out so soon"

that guy was oily

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 06:31 (four years ago)

“ Sure, I’ve benefited just because I don’t have to go through what my Black brothers and sisters have had to go through. In part because of legislation I authored as Senator - nevertheless...”

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 07:06 (four years ago)

appreciate that charlotte alter retweeted daniel dale calling her an imbecile, yet not deleting or correcting her own 'senior moment' tweet. that's fucking journalism we can believe in

idgi isn't her "senior moment" tweet essentially saying Biden had no senior moments?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 18 September 2020 07:12 (four years ago)

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/09/jared-kushner-let-the-markets-decide-covid-19-fate

Kushner, seated at the head of the conference table, in a chair taller than all the others, was quick to strike a confrontational tone. “The federal government is not going to lead this response,” he announced. “It’s up to the states to figure out what they want to do.”

One attendee explained to Kushner that due to the finite supply of PPE, Americans were bidding against each other and driving prices up. To solve that, businesses eager to help were looking to the federal government for leadership and direction.

ADVERTISEMENT
“Free markets will solve this,” Kushner said dismissively. “That is not the role of government.”

The same attendee explained that although he believed in open markets, he feared that the system was breaking. As evidence, he pointed to a CNN report about New York governor Andrew Cuomo and his desperate call for supplies.

“That’s the CNN bullshit,” Kushner snapped. “They lie.”

According to another attendee, Kushner then began to rail against the governor: “Cuomo didn’t pound the phones hard enough to get PPE for his state…. His people are going to suffer and that’s their problem.”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2020 09:51 (four years ago)

wow, free markets sound awesome

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 September 2020 11:33 (four years ago)

These people think they are so tough, but they're just such total assholes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 September 2020 12:13 (four years ago)

(From 538) "In fact, Pennsylvania is so important that our model gives Trump an 84 percent chance of winning the presidency if he carries the state — and it gives Biden a 96 percent chance of winning if Pennsylvania goes blue."

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-pennsylvania-could-decide-the-2020-election/

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/pa/pennsylvania_trump_vs_biden-6861.html#polls

Avoid polls, I know. Nevertheless, that combination looks promising.

clemenza, Friday, 18 September 2020 13:01 (four years ago)

yet not deleting or correcting her own 'senior moment' tweet. that's fucking journalism we can believe in

― mookieproof, Thursday, September 17, 2020 11:35 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

deleting or correcting a pretty obvious joke is #Comedy2020

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 13:10 (four years ago)

Look, there's just no equivalence.

Biden makes some false and misleading claims. It's important to note them. We will. But his assertions of fact have been largely factual.

Trump, as we saw at the town hall and see again tonight, has been incessantly and egregiously dishonest.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 18, 2020

this is what she retweeted btw. I don't see where he's calling her an idiot, or even responding to her tweet.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 13:12 (four years ago)

Yeah, mookieproof, I'm really confused by your interpretation of events here. Alter's tweet was an obvious joke.

I like this Dale tweet from last night:

Trump is in Wisconsin making his usual false claims about Biden, polls, CNN, the Green New Deal, wind power, tariffs, China, monument-damage laws, Democrats-and-suburbs, judicial vacancies, pandemic travel restrictions, other subjects.

You've read my fact checks before.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 13:20 (four years ago)

I couldn't tell what Dale was referring too in that by looking at Alter's feed alone.

akm, Friday, 18 September 2020 14:13 (four years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-admits-that-putins-favorite-congressman-offered-pardon-to-assange-if-he-covered-up-russia

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:21 (four years ago)

soz
https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-admits-that-putins-favorite-congressman-offered-pardon-to-assange-if-he-covered-up-russia-links

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:22 (four years ago)

lol "just pull this blanket over St. Petersburg, it looks chilly"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:25 (four years ago)

This is a sign of...something.

Massive line of voters in Fairfax, Virginia, on the FIRST DAY of in-person early voting. Some voters say they showed up because they lost faith in USPS to deliver ballots. Officials tell CNN they've never seen anything like this on Day One. pic.twitter.com/uFDSfMINWX

— Marshall Cohen (@MarshallCohen) September 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 15:06 (four years ago)

stop

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2020 15:37 (four years ago)

i’ve been hurt before

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2020 15:38 (four years ago)

I mean, they could all be Trumpoids out to stick it to the libs...but I don't see a lot of MAGA gear in that photo, and I can't imagine they'd be able to withstand the urge to go head to toe on the big day.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 15:44 (four years ago)

imo best to say "oh, that's interesting" and not even attempt to read anything into it at all yet

Simon H., Friday, 18 September 2020 15:47 (four years ago)

VA is reliably blue now anyway, right?

not right at all (rob), Friday, 18 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

yes, not to "both sides" it but in this case it's true. far right people actually believe there's a vote by mail scandal/conspiracy, so they want to vote in person. and i'd guess some people on the left want to vote in person so that we'll have a better chance to beat trump on election night, rather than going through the hell of watching trump "win" on election night and then lose 3 to 90 days later, when the vote by mail ballots are counted and most of the lawsuits are starting to wrap up

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

xp

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

also, trump is still _actively trying_ to make USPS as ineffective as possible. there's still another month and a half.

don't get me wrong, i am itching to vote by mail, as soon as my ballot arrives. but i wouldn't blame people for wanting to vote in person as soon as they can, for the same reason, just to lock it in

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

Yeah, mookieproof, I'm really confused by your interpretation of events here

my being extremely drunk probably had something to do with it

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

^^ future thread title

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

obviously not getting my hopes up but it wouldn't exactly surprise me if Trump loses in a landslide due to bigger-than-expected turnout in every state. turnout has been high in every election since 2016 and I think the "X factor" in this election when it comes to undecided/people who don't normally vote is just how fucking sick people are of Donald Trump right now.

frogbs, Friday, 18 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

It just continues to blow my mind that the turnout has not been over 60% since '68. It seems realistic that it should be at least the highest since then.

nashwan, Friday, 18 September 2020 16:06 (four years ago)

I think the "X factor" in this election when it comes to undecided/people who don't normally vote is just how fucking sick people are of Donald Trump right now

Yep, I've been saying that for two years at least. People hate this motherfucker.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

yes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

this seems like absolutely deranged electoral politics, the kind of thing you do if you're letting extremely stupid single issue cranks run the executive branch: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/18/business/trump-tik-tok-wechat-ban.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

It just continues to blow my mind that the turnout has not been over 60% since '68

It's almost like the political process is hopelessly alienating for a huge number of people. (In addition to voter suppression, etc.)

Simon H., Friday, 18 September 2020 16:19 (four years ago)

I mean... a good chunk of that alienation is fed and encouraged by voter suppression; it's not a throwaway aside.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:21 (four years ago)

Yes.

Simon H., Friday, 18 September 2020 16:23 (four years ago)

However, AFAIK the major voter suppression tactics don't happen at anywhere near the US scale in Canada, but we haven't had a national election manage over 70% turnout since, apparently, 1988, and now tends to hover around 65%. So I suspect generalized alienation is also in the air in a major way.

Simon H., Friday, 18 September 2020 16:30 (four years ago)

I mean, they could all be Trumpoids out to stick it to the libs...

Didn't you hear that Trump supporters get to vote twice this time? It's a new rule.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:43 (four years ago)

curse you, Dua Lipa

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 16:46 (four years ago)

I don't see a lot of MAGA gear in that photo

I think in most, if not all states that you can't wear campaign merch at a polling place.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

MAGA assholes won't even wear masks, you think a simple law will stop them from wearing Trump swag?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

If you're standing in line to vote, not working or campaigning (handing out Trump literature, etc.), wearing a MAGA hat would be fine.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

(Actually, if you're just standing in line to vote, head to toe Trump 2020 swag would be fine, legally, if a fashion war crime.)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:17 (four years ago)

You're going there to vote, not for a fashion show

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

What about Trump swag from head to waist, but naked from there down?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 September 2020 17:24 (four years ago)

Donald Trumping it

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:28 (four years ago)

Donning the Trumpet

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:31 (four years ago)

I've pointed out that in Miami the most masked citizens are the most MAGA.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:32 (four years ago)

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0824/6367/products/Image_from_iOS.jpg?v=1571438715

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:33 (four years ago)

is her torso messed up or is the fit of the jumpsuit messed up or have i messed up

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 17:35 (four years ago)

In my experience, at least once you are in the polling room, you have to remove any campaign apparel before you get your ballot/voting machine password. So, the theoretical chud head to toe in MAGA swag would be up shit creek.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:36 (four years ago)

can you bring in your automatic weapon though?

https://i.redd.it/0814tdtodxz41.jpg

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

imagine

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:50 (four years ago)

image

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 17:52 (four years ago)

imago

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 18 September 2020 18:06 (four years ago)

imaga

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

specific voter such as a MAGA

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 September 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

Oh god, that gun lady also won a primary in Florida this year. Had no idea.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

I think more Biden voters will early vote more than the polling indicates or pundits think rather than vote by mail-- they've heard enough post office nightmare stories and they want him out. I requested an absentee ballot but will drop it in a Dropbox rather than trust the mail. BTW Virginia is great for early voting it's like 6 weeks. Maryland gets a piddling week of early voting.

Boring, Maryland, Friday, 18 September 2020 18:41 (four years ago)

NJ will be sending out ballots sometime in the next two weeks, I believe. I'll be dropping mine in a box the day I get it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 18:45 (four years ago)

Vote by mail is less accessible in Texas, but either way I'd probably be planning to vote in person.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 18 September 2020 18:48 (four years ago)

sorry he's in favor of WHAT

Voting starts in Virginia TODAY, and we are going to WIN. You have a crazy Governor who wants to take away your guns, which he will do without me in office. He is in favor of executing babies after birth - this isn’t late-term abortion, this is a step way beyond! Vote for me...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 18, 2020

frogbs, Friday, 18 September 2020 19:16 (four years ago)

What about 74 yo babies?

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:19 (four years ago)

"The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable for 74 years. The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired. And then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:22 (four years ago)

Boy oh boy, would I ever to see scores of people sue this fuckhole for libel/slander once he gets his ass kicked out of the WH.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

Wait, executing babies after birth? Does he mean... the death penalty? They should definitely stop that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

Anyway, I heard that Trump eats babies, so there.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

tbh the only just outcome would be for him to spend the rest of his living days defending against a literal mountain of criminal and civil charges

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:46 (four years ago)

299th trimester abortion for djt

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:47 (four years ago)

otm x2

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:51 (four years ago)

if the president of the united states says the governor of virginia is executing babies, which is definitely not a nod in the direction of qanon, i guess we have to believe him. he's earned our trust

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 19:59 (four years ago)

sick of these Dem politicians pandering to the baby-executing voting bloc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:03 (four years ago)

Trump's gonna keep up with the Q-Bait, even though he already has their votes locked down.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:27 (four years ago)

He knows nothing about them, but has heard they like him. We have his word on this.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:32 (four years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/18/us/politics/trump-drug-prices.html

lol i guess?

WASHINGTON — After months of heated accusations and painstaking negotiations, the White House and the pharmaceutical industry neared agreement late last month on a plan to make good on President Trump’s longstanding promise to lower drug prices.

The drug companies would spend $150 billion to address out-of-pocket consumer costs and would even pick up the bulk of the co-payments that older Americans shoulder in Medicare’s prescription drug program.

Then the agreement collapsed. The breaking point, according to four people familiar with the discussions: Mark Meadows, Mr. Trump’s chief of staff, insisted the drug makers pay for $100 cash cards that would be mailed to seniors before November — “Trump Cards,” some in the industry called them.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:58 (four years ago)

if he wins a second term this administration will have literally zero incentive to do anything beneficial for the American people

frogbs, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:07 (four years ago)

Damn that baby comment. The Venn diagram overlap or lunatic rambling on the street corner and literal president of US is nuts.

Evan, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:16 (four years ago)

1. So I spoke to the head of the Federal Election Commission today.

He told me the separation of church and state is a "fallacy," that Trump's 2017 EO allows faith leaders to endorse candidates, and that the 2020 election is a "spiritual war." https://t.co/erL9zANrIj

— Jack Jenkins (@jackmjenkins) September 17, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:24 (four years ago)

seems fine

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:27 (four years ago)

Just constantly aghast at the pettiness of Trump’s corruption. Dick Cheney would have promised the drug companies money on the back end to get those cards, then made them redeemable only at whichever pharmacy chain was owned by one of his friends.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:44 (four years ago)

oh. my. fucking god pic.twitter.com/OwBkCjjYzM

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) September 18, 2020

lololol

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:46 (four years ago)

An opinion, to quote Addison DeWitt.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

A data point.

President Trump's approval rating stands at 24% approve, 73% (!) disapprove among white women with a college degree via new NPR/PBS/Marist poll.

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) September 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 September 2020 22:42 (four years ago)

am i supposed to know who that laaaady is? xxp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2020 22:43 (four years ago)

if he wins a second term this administration will have literally zero incentive to do anything beneficial for the American people

Which will be different from the current situation... how?

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago)

I think more Biden voters will early vote more than the polling indicates or pundits think rather than vote by mail-- they've heard enough post office nightmare stories and they want him out.

That would be my guess too--that those long lines being reported today are filled with Biden voters. Probably not a majority, but a good number ( at least 30%?).

clemenza, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:33 (four years ago)

RBG died

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:34 (four years ago)

gah

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:36 (four years ago)

ahhh fuck

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:36 (four years ago)

!

Dan S, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:37 (four years ago)

Crap. But I don't think there's any way Trump can get a nominee to a vote in 7 weeks.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:38 (four years ago)

It's not so much that situation as the interregnum.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:39 (four years ago)

No but it will be a grimly amusing spectacle to watch McConnell decide that actually this IS something we do in an election year

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:40 (four years ago)

Fuck. Fuuuuck.

RIP

pomenitul, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:42 (four years ago)

lol they’ll have a new justice in 10 minutes

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:43 (four years ago)

recess appointment, no hearings, whatever they can think of

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:43 (four years ago)

'Kay. Well, I think that's me stepping away from the internet for the weekend and filling all of my waking hours with frivolous distractions in the hope of staving off panic attacks.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:44 (four years ago)

i've vowed to stop worrying about things that are out of my control but this shit sucks ass

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:46 (four years ago)

seriously, though, how much more can we tolerate?

Dan S, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:47 (four years ago)

That court seat filled pre election = guaranteed stolen election

— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) September 18, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:50 (four years ago)

No but it will be a grimly amusing spectacle to watch McConnell decide that actually this IS something we do in an election year

May 29, 2019:

Speaking at a Paducah Chamber of Commerce luncheon in Kentucky, McConnell was asked by an attendee, "Should a Supreme Court justice die next year, what will your position be on filling that spot?"

The leader took a long sip of what appeared to be iced tea before announcing with a smile, "Oh, we'd fill it," triggering loud laughter from the audience.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:51 (four years ago)

I feel sick

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:52 (four years ago)

Honestly I can't see anything happening before the election just due to the GOP Senate election math at play. The interregnum, hm. Also things looked rather different in general in May 2019 than now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:54 (four years ago)

but how can john roberts save us now?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:55 (four years ago)

ok i will worry about things when shit gets really bad but i sure heard the note of doom

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:57 (four years ago)

Supposedly, according to CNN, McConnell has his rationalization ready to go: in 2016 the executive/senate was split, in 2020 they're not. That's his story.

clemenza, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

ok i will worry about things when shit gets really bad but i sure heard the note of doom

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, September 18, 2020 4:57 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry, briefly forgot that things are currently really bad

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

xp meaning what

Dan S, Friday, 18 September 2020 23:59 (four years ago)

Honestly I can't see anything happening before the election just due to the GOP Senate election math at play. The interregnum, hm. Also things looked rather different in general in May 2019 than now.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, September 18, 2020 6:54 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if they get a justice through, this straight up might not matter anymore

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

(xpost) I think it means that he will try to push someone through. It'd take 3 Republican senators to block him (I think, or would that leave a tie?).

clemenza, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

Alaska's @lisamurkowski said today she won't confirm a new SCOTUS justice until after the inauguration day. Fair is fair, she says. My colleague @kcgrove will have a story shortly.

— Liz Ruskin (@lruskin) September 18, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

I wonder if Collins would announce the same to try to save her seat.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:02 (four years ago)

About to post that tweet. Can't imagine Collins acting different in general. Throw in Gardner and McSally alone and there's a lot of 'uhh' about now as much as anything else.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:03 (four years ago)

i mean, it would be profoundly, flagrantly, outrageously, baroquely hypocrtical for the republican senators to confirm someone before the election.

i know they are going to do it, but it will be these things.

treeship., Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:03 (four years ago)

Who knows, maybe even Honorable Republican Mitt Romney will also say 'nah.'

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:03 (four years ago)

Not if he's the nominee

Fetchboy, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

ok i will worry about things when shit gets really bad but i sure heard the note of doom

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, September 18, 2020 7:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I'm mr "calm the fuck down" guy and i have no soothing words.

Holding out hope that during an evening of sundowning that Trump nominates a live horse

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:06 (four years ago)

it is a good time for handwringing

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:06 (four years ago)

_I think more Biden voters will early vote more than the polling indicates or pundits think rather than vote by mail-- they've heard enough post office nightmare stories and they want him out._

That would be my guess too--that those long lines being reported today are filled with Biden voters. Probably not a majority, but a good number ( at least 30%?).


In Fairfax? Way more than that.

Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:07 (four years ago)

Whether he will be successful or not, I don't know, but I guaranty McConnell will do everything in his power (and everything not in his power) to get this seat.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:08 (four years ago)

At least now people will stop believing in law of averages

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:09 (four years ago)

Every single Democrat needs to go on the record right now and say if Trump fills that seat and they regain power they will pack the court. Idk what else they can do. This is a fucking nightmare.

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:13 (four years ago)

Need to see Schumer Pelosi et al ASAP promising they will expand the court to 11 if McConnell pushes someone through

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:14 (four years ago)

Ha xp

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:14 (four years ago)

Democrats don’t need to do anything right now except repeat McConnell’s words from 2016. They can talk about packing the court after the election.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:22 (four years ago)

Xpost Promising that would make US happy, but would it hurt the moderate vote who might see that as EXTREEM

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:23 (four years ago)

Maybe Kavanaugh will get hit by a train this weekend.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:24 (four years ago)

At this point, if you need Chuck fucking Schumer to say something to get you to show up to the polls in November, then I don’t know how to help you get your head on straight.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:24 (four years ago)

And Gorsuch will eat a radioactive hotdog

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:24 (four years ago)

wtf is repeating McConnell’s words from 2016 going to do?

They don’t control the senate.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:25 (four years ago)

wtf is doing what you just said going to do? It’s nonsense.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:27 (four years ago)

Uh the idea is to either a) provide cover for actually packing the court in the event they get their nominee through, or b) use that threat to dissuade an appointment

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:27 (four years ago)

Meantime:

News: @SenatorCollins told me earlier this month in Maine that she would not seat a Supreme Court justice in October.

“I think that’s too close, I really do,” she said.

She said she’d also oppose seating a justice in the lame duck if there’s a change in presidents.

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) September 19, 2020

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:28 (four years ago)

They have no parliamentary leverage. All they have is political positioning.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:28 (four years ago)

^unless of course per above they can pull 4 (?) R’s over

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:29 (four years ago)

a) is unnecessary, b) the threat is already clear enough to the Republicans, they don’t care

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:30 (four years ago)

now you’re getting somewhere! Pulling a few republican senators over is the only option that might actually work.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:31 (four years ago)

Imagine if Biden called McConnell and said, "Listen, mother fucker, you do this and if we win the Senate we expand the Court to 15 members."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:31 (four years ago)

Hmm, odd little factor:

"If an opening comes in the last year of President Trump's term, and the primary process has started, we'll wait to the next election," Lindsey Graham said in 2018.

"Hold the tape," he added.

He is Senate Judiciary Committee chairman. https://t.co/KjUgcw1QWf

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) September 19, 2020

In that if it is a close race in SC, hm. If it is.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:32 (four years ago)

McConnell would laugh in his face and tell him to win the senate first.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:32 (four years ago)

Why would providing advance justification for such a controversial move be “unnecessary”? That’s just simple politics.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

xp of course he will, so fucking what?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:34 (four years ago)

OK dude, you’re right, these people and their staff have unlimited time in the day to commit to meaningless signaling exercises so that people who are already on their side will support them.

Certainly wouldn’t want them to spend that time turning opposition votes that could actually help prevent the worst from happening.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:38 (four years ago)

What time are you taking about? You mean like time for the standard messaging which they already spend all their time on? (When not fundraising.)

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:45 (four years ago)

Not really sure what we’re arguing about.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:46 (four years ago)

Anyway one thing I’m more immediately concerned about is that this will give Trump some squeamish R voters back.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:47 (four years ago)

New board description.

xp

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:47 (four years ago)

To the people saying we're fucked we put Trump in a bunker already once this year we can do it again and fucking Hitler him this round

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

— ICE must be destroyed 🏴 (@Itmechr3) September 19, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:48 (four years ago)

Let’s see how energized the Lincoln Project and company are tomorrow now that there’s something weightier than “ew gross Trump” on the table

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:49 (four years ago)

Yeah the fact that this will bring Rs back into the fold is what’s really worrying here

God this country is so fucking stupid

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:50 (four years ago)

the way henry kissinger is just. right there

— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 19, 2020

Fetchboy, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:52 (four years ago)

thing I’m more immediately concerned about is that this will give Trump some squeamish R voters back

Couldn't it also retrieve some of the anti-Biden lefty "tHe parTiEs aRE bOtH thE same" crowd? Because, um, no

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:53 (four years ago)

BREAKING >> McConnell: “President Trump’s nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate.” pic.twitter.com/BcWlantNph

— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) September 19, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:53 (four years ago)

i woke up to this news, and now mcconnell's statement.

i do feel sick

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:54 (four years ago)

You mean he was LYING!???

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:54 (four years ago)

no you see he is making a very principled argument as to how this is DIFFERENT

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:56 (four years ago)

are we allowed to panic now?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:56 (four years ago)

no

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:59 (four years ago)

Yeah this feels like the straw that’s gonna break this country’s back. Trumps nominee will get a vote. Every R save Romney and maybe Murkowski will vote for him. The 2020 election and progressive policy goal for the next 25 years will be fucked. RIP

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:59 (four years ago)

McConnell probably doesn't travel with anywhere near the amount of personal security Trump does.

Just sayin'.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

panic now

you sound like a man in need of a friendlier, more helpful towel

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

McConnell still pretending to not know what "lame duck" actually means is pretty funny

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:02 (four years ago)

I'd say "all of ILX please collectively pray for Trump to die in his sleep", but all Pence would do is just pick somebody from the same Heritage Foundation list Trump just put together.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:05 (four years ago)

also fuck dying in his sleep, his head needs to fall off in the bathtub with Clint Eastwood in it with him

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:05 (four years ago)

I wish I was as sanguine as you all

Dan S, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:06 (four years ago)

Mitch McConnell set the precedent. No Supreme Court vacancies filled in an election year. If he violates it, when Democrats control the Senate in the next Congress, we must abolish the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court.

— Ed Markey (@EdMarkey) September 19, 2020

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:08 (four years ago)

I’m not sanguine, I’m angry as usual. I just don’t see what the point of panic and doomsaying is.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:08 (four years ago)

I wish I was as sanguine as you all

― Dan S, Friday, September 18, 2020 9:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

i'm literally about to place an alcohol delivery order, i am far from sanguine

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

there you go. there it is. not so hard.

xp to ed markey

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

xp ok :)

Dan S, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:09 (four years ago)

too low. say we will pack the court with 43 justices.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:11 (four years ago)

Democrats pick 10, Republicans pick 9, Green Party picks 2, Libertarians pick 3, Kanye picks the rest

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:17 (four years ago)

Mitch McConnell set the precedent. No Supreme Court vacancies filled in an election year. If he violates it, when Democrats control the Senate in the next Congress, we must abolish the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court.


How unnecessary. What a terrible waste of Ed Markey’s time.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:18 (four years ago)

Ginsburg, too, said she did not want her seat to be filled until after the election, according to NPR. Days before she died in her Washington home of complications from metastatic pancreas cancer, she told her granddaughter: “My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed."

mcconnell: REQUEST DENIED

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:30 (four years ago)

It was foolish of her to not retire 10 years ago.

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:31 (four years ago)

Now we know the answer to the question “Why doesn’t anyone ask Stephen Breyer if he will resign while A Democrat is president”

Because he wasn’t going to die while trump was in office

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:32 (four years ago)

I see people gaming out which Republican senators will vote against a trump nominee but feels like we’re missing that manchin will vote to confirm, and if it’s clear it’s going through then probably a few more.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:34 (four years ago)

Stop.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

Stop what?

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:36 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwI02OHtZTg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

God, I love Eric Avery

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

Bumming me out about Manchin.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

the entire point of securing the courts is they can lose elections for decades and still get their way https://t.co/D4yWPDpCtq

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) September 19, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

Claire McCaskill is so fucking stupid.

James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:20 (four years ago)

she really is

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:21 (four years ago)

MSNBC Losing Senate Seats Correspondent Claire McCaskill

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

even after she lost her senate race, months afterward, i remember listening to her on a podcast talking about it, saying that the lesson was that obama and the 2016 clinton campaign should have focused more on the concerns of white people (she put it a little bit differently, admittedly)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:23 (four years ago)

Manchin's not up for re-election this year and he'll be 75 in 2022. Maybe he'll finally grow a spine.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:31 (four years ago)

he’s not up for election til 2024

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:33 (four years ago)

Moscow Mitch would have you believe he's following some kind of hallowed, sacrosanct code of Justice nominations rather that just making this shit up on the fly.
Completely arbitrary, like when you get to make a new rule while playing Quarters.

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:35 (four years ago)

I honestly don't know why he even bothered with some mealy-mouth justification for the shit everyone knew he'd pull. His aims and intentions are completely transparent to people across the political spectrum.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:51 (four years ago)

"...I will not be replaced until a new president is installed."

I like that she even accounted for Trump winning this time.

nickn, Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:59 (four years ago)

NEWS: Democratic donors shattered ActBlue's all-time record for donations in an hour after Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died.

Democrats gave $6.2 million in the 9 pm hour.

Then they broke the record again in 10 pm hour.

More than $100,000 per minute.https://t.co/NeNG52PUnY

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) September 19, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 13:25 (four years ago)

RIP to the more than 30 million innocent babies that have been murdered during the decades that Ruth Bader Ginsburg defended pro-abortion laws. With @realDonaldTrump nominating a replacement that values human life, generations of unborn children have a chance to live.

— Doug Collins (@CollinsforGA) September 19, 2020

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 19 September 2020 13:52 (four years ago)

class

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 13:59 (four years ago)

class

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:07 (four years ago)

Gotta fill those prisons somehow, and unwanted babies are a great place to start.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:15 (four years ago)

Why abort them now when you can execute them later amirite, give it up my GOP bros

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:17 (four years ago)

https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/97ddd627-c3f2-456b-878b-45715782bf03

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:18 (four years ago)

but how are we going to execute them later by preventing abortions if we're forcing hysterectomies?

this is hard

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:21 (four years ago)

Abortions performed in America reached their peak under Reagan’s watch, but these idiots refuse to understand why that happened

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:24 (four years ago)

The stupid thing about Doug Collins's post is that SCOTUS overturning Roe v Wade doesn't just make it illegal nationwide.

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:24 (four years ago)

It’s astonishing how abortion is still THE wedge issue in America. The UK, France, the Netherlands, Canada, etc. all got the fuck over it

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:35 (four years ago)

Perhaps theres another thread you could pretend to me confused on?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

Not confused. I understand the country’s puritanical roots, but it’s just pathetic how people can’t accept the reality of abortion

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:01 (four years ago)

[joke about an annoying poster's mom deleted]

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

Is your schtick "shame y'all didn't wise up and move to Canada, also here are some fairly obvious things that I for some reason think you don't know. Also do you mind if I shit in the open coffin?"

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:12 (four years ago)

"also maple syrup is delicious"

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

Trust me, I think many of us would move to Canada if we could. I certainly would, I have more friends in the Vancouver metro than I do in the city where I live

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:27 (four years ago)

I am stuck in the US at least one more year because I'm moving into a two bedroom with my folks to help care for my father.

After that, idk if i wanna be here even if Biden is President. I can afford to leave. Rn nowhere i wanna go would be likely to let me in lol

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:30 (four years ago)

we seriously thought about Canada 4 years ago and were considering if Trump wins re-election (and maybe we still will) but since I live inn California I honestly think it's better to just never move from here. Unless CA starts shifting hard right, which is unlikely in my lifetime.

akm, Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:34 (four years ago)

I would have a hard time leaving my friends. I have a ton of 15 year friendships here that I'd have a hard time moving to virtual only.

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:37 (four years ago)

I think unless you are in a demographic that stands to suffer greatly under a new trump administration (ie: you are trans, etc) and can afford to leave, it behooves you to stay in the US and do whatever necessary to make life workable for those who will suffer but cannot leave.

akm, Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:41 (four years ago)

if i have less than a year to live, it's getting to be an easier thing to accept every week

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

holy frig, beamish, give the yanks a minute

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 19 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

I did immigrate to Canada 6 years ago (not for political reasons lol, immigrating is very difficult) and can report it is not problem-free

rob, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

This right response to this is to DC and PR statehood.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

otm

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:26 (four years ago)

Stephen Harper made it unbelievably difficult to immigrate to Canada. I hope you’re conversationally fluent in English AND French; that’s the way to get your Express Entry points up

beamish13, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

And fwiw biden is on the record as being opposed to court packing so if you’re hoping for that you’re going to be disappointed.

I don’t think he’s on the record re PR but he supports DC statehood.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

But Biden is malleable, so they say

He needs bend on this

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

fukin iphone

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

easy to flip-flop if he’s in office. ya don’t have to run on court packing, you just have to do it

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

also he was against court packing with RBG still alive and on the court, this is a different situation

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

use your fists, joe.

lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

Well like I say court packing is a bad idea unless you add a couple of states too. So I hope he doesn’t change his mind tbh until that’s done.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:27 (four years ago)

easy to flip-flop if he’s in office. ya don’t have to run on court packing, you just have to do it

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 12:22 PM (eleven minutes ago)

the thing is, you DO have to run on court packing! that's the thing about making it clear, this very day, that if the GOP installs yet another corrupt SC pick, the democrats WILL add seats to the SC in 2021. run on it, as a campaign promise. make it clear to everyone that it's the plan. then win the election, and do it, with something that trump (and bush 2000) never had: a "mandate" from the american people to do something.

flip-flopping on it in the new term will not work.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:36 (four years ago)

The Republicans already added a 51st state (Siege)

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:37 (four years ago)

WATCH THIS SPACE: @MULawPoll finds majority of Democrats (61%) favor or strongly favor adding more justices to Supreme Court. 34% of Republicans favored or strongly favored adding more justices. @JoeBiden is expected to face pressure from liberal groups to commit to doing so. pic.twitter.com/F1kcO5Fg4S

— Ed O'Keefe (@edokeefe) September 19, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

I want a better space to watch - that poll question is ambiguous. Do I favor packing the court? Right now, if trump does it? Or in the hypothetical future where Biden wins? Or just as a general stance?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:43 (four years ago)

That might be why 34% of republicans expressed support for adding more justices, which would almost certainly be a bad thing for them (they already have a majority)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:44 (four years ago)

I'm watching a better space as I type: an Explorer's pulling out of a shaded parking space at Publix!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

Nah they just saw the word "packing" and instinctually threw their support at it

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

Like the classic Obamacare poll: do I support it? You mean, do I support it as opposed to an actual universal coverage program? No of course not. Do I support it compared to the status quo? Of course I do. So, uhh

“Poll finds tepid support for Obamacare among democratic voters”

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

Polls should be done in essay form IMO

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:47 (four years ago)

requiring blue books

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

Pack the senate. It doesn’t have an obvious escalatory response and statehood for dc is extremely popular.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

Say hello to North, South, East and West Kentucky then

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

FDR once met with a group of activists who sought his support for bold legislation. He listened to their arguments for some time and then said, "You've convinced me. Now go out and make me do it."

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

Pack the senate. It doesn’t have an obvious escalatory response and statehood for dc is extremely popular.

do both imo. senate packing won't help the SC situation (not until thomas or alito dies), and republicans will (continue to) disproportionately escalate no matter what democrats do.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:12 (four years ago)

since i can predict the future, i'll go ahead and note that the democrats will NOT make it clear, now, that they will respond by packing the courts if/when the GOP installs a new justice. that would not be in character for them. as a result, we will be living with a strong republican majority on the SC for the foreseeable future. (i think)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:13 (four years ago)

FDR quote is 100% myth, i've read

but i support the sentiment

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

the RBG news and the shameless push to nominate new SC justice has punctured the fragile baloon of hope I'd concocted for November. Is this gloom justified? I honestly feel like I've been the sole voice of "No, hang on, it's going to be okay, honest" among my cohort. It's ebbing away today.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:18 (four years ago)

I’m not saying it’s perfect but court packing is extremely unpopular based on all the polling I’ve seen (not without reason tbh).

Dc statehood is more popular with lamestream norms democrats, less unpopular than court packing, and more effective in the long run for allowing democrats to govern that doing something feeble like adding two seats to the court (which gets us back to where we were yesterday, assuming trumps nomination goes through).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:18 (four years ago)

As you can see here they are blocking the entrance to the voting site. #EarlyVoting #VA #FairFax pic.twitter.com/KJ6fbLdP3G

— Anthony Tilghman (@AnthonyTilghman) September 19, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:20 (four years ago)

Court packing might become more popular depending on how hard Biden and the Senate Dems push.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:21 (four years ago)

First of all, stop using the phrase "court packing" because it sounds like you're stuffing people into a phone booth or something. It has negative connotations. Start using the phrase "growing the Supreme Court" or something similar.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:22 (four years ago)

Picked a bad morning to catch up on my New Yorker reading with this article about Florida voting from a few issues ago, not a mood lifter to be sure.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:22 (four years ago)

I hate the phrase "court packing" by the way. Nothing constitutional about the number of justices.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:23 (four years ago)

ha!

xpost

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:23 (four years ago)

XxXpost later tweets suggested the MAGA cocks scampered away like weak bitches when extra security finally showed the fuck up

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:23 (four years ago)

Statehood is more popular than whatever you call growing the judicial branch, it has a less obvious escalatory response, it solves a ton of governance problems for democrats by beginning to fix the senate, and gives representation to 4m Americans.

It doesn’t have to be either/or, but I have no idea why court packing should be the first move here.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:25 (four years ago)

“Not necessarily court expansion, but court expansion if necessary.”

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:00 (four years ago)

Anyone who donated to or shared Lincoln Project stuff: you’re a useful idiot to republicans who will 100% support whoever trump nominates.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:01 (four years ago)

xps caek

i think court packing embellishing is the first move here because it's in response to something (RBG's replacement being hypocritically and unfairly selected by republicans). it would make sense to suddenly add it to the democratic campaign and run on it.

like i mentioned upthread, i think in order for it to actually work, i think biden actually DOES have to run on it (he won't).

i think that's true with statehood issues, too. it needs to be on the campaign platform - make it an election issue, and then demonstrate that a majority of the country wants leadership that will do it. then, in the first legislative sessions of a new congress, implement it. (they're definitely not adding this at a campaign promise at this point)

fwiw i also think that's true of many things that absolutely need to happen, ie election reform

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:49 (four years ago)

it’s not “unfair” for the president to nominate a supreme court justice and the senate to confirm them iirc

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:50 (four years ago)

i mean........... sorry but that’s how it works??!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:52 (four years ago)

do you think what happened to merrick garland was unfair?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:58 (four years ago)

i mean, the predictable course of that line of reasoning, i think, is that yes, what happened to garland was unfair. two rights do not make a wrong, why do the unfair thing to trump now? and then we can get into whether there is in fact a clear calendar date which delineates between a "fair" and "unfair", when a SC judge dies during an election year. if they die before july they should be replaced, afterward not? or maybe it's any time up to inauguration day, since at any time, technically the administration has the authority to nominate someone, and congress has the authority to vote on it (or not, in the case of garland).

so, bad question on my part, because the main point is that republicans are not playing the same game. or rather, democrats are still busy trying to follow the rules while republicans are busy rewriting them.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:09 (four years ago)

I interpret Tracer's comment literally. If one party controls the Senate and executive branch, then, yeah, obv the nominated justice will likely be seated (there have been many exceptions, though).

Dems gettin' together to work as a gang of assholes for once, however, is another question.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:34 (four years ago)

obvious rebranding for court packing should be "court reform" imo

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:50 (four years ago)

i mean, the predictable course of that line of reasoning, i think, is that yes, what happened to garland was unfair. two rights do not make a wrong, why do the unfair thing to trump now?

yeah I've already seen a few people trot out the "lets not stoop to their level, let's just crush them at the voting booth" thing to which I say we already do crush them at the voting booth but it doesn't fucking matter cuz the GOP's willingness to play dirty has rewarded them with eternal minority rule and no amount of "doing the right thing" is gonna reverse that

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:58 (four years ago)

It's almost like we live in a failed state or something

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:01 (four years ago)

Collins now says vacancy should not be filled until 11/3.

That's three (Romney, Murk, Collins), but I know full well any of them can be "won back home" fairly easily.

Plus still need 1-3 more (1 for VP tiebreaker, at least 2 more to cushion any Manchins)

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:15 (four years ago)

saw that fundraising for Dem Senate races beat all sorts of records yesterday, anyone know if there was a corresponding bump for the GOP?

frogbs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

Be sure to cushion your manchins

Xp

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:23 (four years ago)

xpost hopefully corresponding bumps on their foreheads after people took a mallet to them

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:24 (four years ago)

y'know what's really gonna be 'fun', is if Biden does win, and then COVID is finally contained, and everybody looks forward to finally feeling peace but instead, the PTSD starts to kick in for hundreds of millions of people

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:25 (four years ago)

Bryan Cranston being brought in for questioning

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/09/19/report-package-containing-ricin-addressed-to-white-house-seized-by-authorities/

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:29 (four years ago)

People should care more about court packing and statehood and stuff, and those threats should be made, and they should be done, but this is the right approach to the election itself imo:

NEW: The Biden campaign strategy to deal with the passing of RBG and a Supreme Court vacancy: Focus on health care and defending Obamacare

A 2018 midterms playbook redux.

W/ the @katieglueck @thomaskaplan @GlennThrush @jmartNYT squadhttps://t.co/pyjoJLsQEu

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) September 19, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 20 September 2020 00:15 (four years ago)

Biden campaign strategy to deal with the passing of RBG and a Supreme Court vacancy: Focus on health care and defending Obamacare

Hmmm. Seems to me that if The Federalist Society picks the next SC justice and the Senate Republicans seat the nominee on the court before Jan. 2021, then it is certain that the ACA will be firmly in place on Election Day 2020. With all current benefits in place there won't be much tangible backlash against the Republicans from voters on that issue. Then, the newly-degraded SCOTUS can kill the ACA later on and act as a political heat shield for the Republicans, by absorbing the public's anger.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 20 September 2020 01:40 (four years ago)

Well possibly but I don’t think there’s a better option before the election.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 20 September 2020 02:52 (four years ago)

It's one thing to run on "they want to sell you out if you let them, so don't let them" and another to run on "well, you don't feel it yet, and your vote today can't prevent anything bad, but trust me, they have already sold you out, so don't vote for them."

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 20 September 2020 04:05 (four years ago)

i barely understand your point, which may be correct, but i think you're overestimating the average voter

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 20 September 2020 05:01 (four years ago)

We need a feel-good story:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/09/18/metro/how-transsexual-satanist-anarchist-trolled-new-hampshire-voters/

shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 20 September 2020 12:14 (four years ago)

Susan Collins might scowl and offer a strong rebuttal to that kind of talk!

beamish13, Sunday, 20 September 2020 20:13 (four years ago)

The people wigging out over it are wasting their breath. He routinely says he might do things at rallies that he knows he can't cos his voters like it. Then he doesn't do anything.

origami condom (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 September 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

Most of the harmful shit he's done hasn't been telegraphed like this

origami condom (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 September 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message. pic.twitter.com/TuRZXPE5xK

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 20, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 September 2020 21:04 (four years ago)

That's good! More of that, Joe.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 September 2020 21:07 (four years ago)

whoa

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 September 2020 21:26 (four years ago)

that right there is one of the best political ads in US history

akm, Sunday, 20 September 2020 22:08 (four years ago)

Just a little ... schadenfreude? Perspective? I don't know, but I stumbled on this and while I in no way agree it's nice to be reminded that the other side feels the same way.

https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/posts/3553283938097675

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:27 (four years ago)

The New York Post reports:

New York City was among three cities labeled “anarchist jurisdictions” by the Justice Department on Sunday and targeted to lose federal money for failing to control protesters and defunding cops, The Post has learned.

Portland, Ore., and Seattle, Wash., were the other two cities on the list, which was approved by US Attorney General William Barr.

“When state and local leaders impede their own law-enforcement officers and agencies from doing their jobs, it endangers innocent citizens who deserve to be protected, including those who are trying to peacefully assemble and protest,” Barr said in a statement set to be released Monday.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:42 (four years ago)

Just a little ... schadenfreude? Perspective? I don't know, but I stumbled on this and while I in no way agree it's nice to be reminded that the other side feels the same way.

little bit of a dark, everything-is-meaningless lol at how it only takes two comments on this post for everyone to start agreeing that hillary clinton personally murdered antonin scalia

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:48 (four years ago)

dan bongino's head looks like one of those expensive japanese watermelons grown into the shape of a cube

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2020 13:59 (four years ago)

Really good, if somewhat depressing, interview with Ilhan Omar.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:02 (four years ago)

Barr should have been impeached right after Trump. Dude scares me at a level Trump doesn't (and even Sessions didn't)

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:15 (four years ago)

yeah when people talk about their fear of competent fascists in the GOP I immediately think of Barr

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

yikes

Have any of your Republican colleagues ever reached out, publicly or privately, and said the use of violent imagery or language toward you is not OK? No. There are really no dissenters. We have now had a few death threats that have been very publicized where people have been arrested and are incarcerated for it. I can’t remember a public statement or private comment of support.

Really? No Republican member of the House or Senate has ever offered any words of support? Nope

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2020 14:48 (four years ago)

been a while

Odds of stimulus checks: Down

Odds of government shutdown: Up https://t.co/yXXoJUPrqE

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) September 21, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

According to 538, the only time in the last two years that Trump's approval rating has dropped below 40% was in January 2019, as the last shutdown dragged on.

jaymc, Monday, 21 September 2020 18:37 (four years ago)

that time it was undeniably trump's shutdown. it was all about money for his fucking Wall. he owned it completely. this time the democrats are likely to take the blame if it happens. i'm inclined to think Pelosi is playing at brinksmanship to deflect accusations that Democrats cave in too quickly.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:42 (four years ago)

A wild document. Felony collective punishment for anyone who attends a protest where property is damaged, while vehicular murder or manslaughter is effectively legalized. Plus if your city council acts to reduce the police budget, the state defunds everything. https://t.co/0scGoFd1XO

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 21, 2020

jfc

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:49 (four years ago)

Ice-T is...not wrong?

‘Tradition’ is Peer Pressure from dead people.

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:53 (four years ago)

It never fails to amaze me how much of a hard-on the "pro life" party gets for being allowed to plow people down with their pickup trucks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:17 (four years ago)

Is there a band yet called Toppling Monuments? Or maybe a podcast.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 21 September 2020 19:35 (four years ago)

this time the democrats are likely to take the blame if it happens.

why?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

if the government shuts down then the story will be that instead of agreeing to the Senate relief bill, containing hundreds of billions of dollars in relief, the House shut down the government, costing billions instead. but my belief is that Pelosi has watched every single government shutdown blow up in the face of the party deemed responsible for it and she will finally throw in her hand at the last minute, with the statement that Democrats tried, but Republican intransigence was to blame for not getting peple what they desperately need. This outcome is easily the most likely in my view.

how do you imagine it playing out differently?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

Did the Democrats get blamed for not signing on to that bullshit Senate covid relief bill last week or whenever? At this point the lines are so demarcated that it's hard for me to believe the Dems get blamed for anything, per se. Anyone they lose with a light visible at the end of the tunnel was never going to vote for them anyway.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:00 (four years ago)

As of last week (and this one) the government is still funded.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:02 (four years ago)

i imagine all house dems getting run over by a pickup truck with a flag in it xp

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:04 (four years ago)

legal in Florida!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:04 (four years ago)

Stand and Be Ground!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/redstate-covid-troll-streiff-is-actually-bill-crews-and-he-actually-works-for-dr-anthony-fauci

is this even real

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

The sticking point for the CR appears to be big ag subsidies, no relief beyond that is on the table AFAIK

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

Sen. Jeff Brandes, R-St. Petersburg, who has long called for criminal justice reform measures, said he was not in contact with Republican leadership in the run-up to the announcement. Brandes said it is unclear to him why Florida’s current laws are insufficient in dealing with unruly protests.

“I can’t see someone who throws a brick at law enforcement not getting six months without a mandatory minimum,” Brandes said, noting early Monday afternoon that he had not read the entire proposal. “While I agree we have to support law enforcement 100 percent, we also have to recognize the right afforded to citizens to peacefully protest.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article245895445.html

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

For whatever little it's worth, the Lincoln Project people are coming out against confirmation of a SC justice before the election. Still don't trust those MF-ers as far as I could throw them, but it's surprising to see. I dunno, christ, at this point I'm clinging to any little thing I can.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:39 (four years ago)

Manchin joined the after-the-election team.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:41 (four years ago)

so if Biden wins, are we to assume that the after-the-election would vote No during the lame duck period? because their statements seem carefully designed to leave that possibility open

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

would not put it past collins or murkowski or manchin or anything of these people to just install a federalist society judge directly after receiving a beatdown at the polls

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:50 (four years ago)

So far those Lincoln assholes have not wavered one inch from their Negate Trump and his enablers stance.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

For whatever little it's worth, the Lincoln Project people are coming out against confirmation of a SC justice before the election.

They're also going after Lindsey Graham.

We’re raising another $1 million to expose Lindsey Graham.

Thanks to you, his race is a dead heat as voters are now finally recognizing the extent of his cowardice.

Lindsey is petrified at the threat of a Trump tweet.

Let’s remind him who he answers to: https://t.co/DXX2Id5AJh pic.twitter.com/YFhVL4GvrU

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

I don't trust any of these "we should let the winner of the November election pick the next justice" stances for a second. I could totally see a scenario where someone like Barrett delivers a seemingly moderate or at least even-keeled confirmation performance and suddenly those senators completely change their tune to "well, now that we've all had a chance to listen to Ms. Barrett I think everyone would agree she is an excellent choice and so she has my blessing." in that sense I think Kavanaugh's diaper fit was maybe the best thing that could have ever happened to the GOP because everyone else is going to look good by comparison

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:09 (four years ago)

The Department of Justice released details early on Monday morning explaining why three Democrat-controlled cities have been designated “anarchist jurisdictions.”

The DOJ identified the cities as being cities that permitted extremist violence and destruction of property to continue while taking action to stop the criminal acts. The department designated New York City, Portland, and Seattle as being “anarchist jurisdictions.”

The DOJ released the following criteria for evaluating whether a U.S. city is a “anarchist jurisdiction”:

Whether a jurisdiction forbids the police force from intervening to restore order amid widespread or sustained violence or destruction.
Whether a jurisdiction has withdrawn law enforcement protection from a geographical area or structure that law enforcement officers are lawfully entitled to access but have been officially prevented from accessing or permitted to access only in exceptional circumstances, except when law enforcement officers are briefly withheld as a tactical decision intended to resolve safely and expeditiously a specific and ongoing unlawful incident posing an imminent threat to the safety of individuals or law enforcement officers.
Whether a jurisdiction disempowers or defunds police departments.
Whether a jurisdiction unreasonably refuses to accept offers of law enforcement assistance from the Federal Government.
Any other related factors the Attorney General deems appropriate.

The Department then released information on the three cities to receive the designation of being an “anarchist jurisdiction.”

New York City:

Shootings in New York City have been on the rise since looting and protests began on or about May 28, 2020. For July 2020, shootings increased from 88 to 244, an increase of 177% over July 2019. In August 2020, shootings increased from 91 to 242, a 166% increase over August 2019.
While the city faced increased unrest, gun violence, and property damage, the New York City Council cut $1 billion from NYPD’s FY21 budget.
The budget resulted in the cancellation of the new police recruiting class, cuts to overtime spending, and the transfer of certain police functions, including school safety, out of the NYPD.
Meanwhile, the Manhattan and Brooklyn District Attorneys have declined to prosecute charges of disorderly conduct and unlawful assembly arising from the protests, and the District Attorneys in Queens and the Bronx have declined to prosecute other protest-related charges.
Both Mayor de Blasio and Governor Cuomo have forcefully rejected federal law enforcement support.

Portland:

This month, Portland marked 100 consecutive nights of protests marred by vandalism, chaos, and even killing.
Those bent on violence regularly started fires, threw projectiles at law enforcement officers, and destroyed property. Numerous law enforcement officers, among others, suffered injury.
Shootings increased by more than 140% in June and July 2020 compared to the same period last year.
In the midst of this violence, the Portland City Council cut $15 million from the police bureau, eliminating 84 positions. Crucially, the cuts included the Gun Violence Reduction Team, which investigates shootings, and several positions from the police team that responds to emergency incidents.
In August, Portland Mayor Wheeler sent a letter to President Trump expressly rejecting the Administration’s offer of federal law enforcement to stop the violent protests.

Seattle:

For nearly a month, starting in June, the City of Seattle permitted anarchists and activists to seize six square blocks of the city’s Capitol Hill neighborhood, naming their new enclave the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” (CHAZ) and then the “Capitol Hill Occupied Protest” (CHOP).
Law enforcement and fire fighters were precluded from entering the territory. The Seattle Police Department was ordered to abandon their precinct within the CHOP.
Person-related crime in the CHOP increased 525% from the same period of time in the same area the year before, including by Mayor Durkan’s own count “two additional homicides, 6 additional robberies, and 16 additional aggravated assaults (to include 2 additional non-fatal shootings).”
The CHOP was allowed to stand for nearly a month, during which time two teenagers were shot and killed in the zone.
The Seattle City Council, Mayor Durkan, and Washington Governor Jay Inslee publicly rejected federal involvement in law enforcement activities within the city of Seattle.

“When state and local leaders impede their own law enforcement officers and agencies from doing their jobs, it endangers innocent citizens who deserve to be protected, including those who are trying to peacefully assemble and protest,” Attorney General William Barr said in a statement. “We cannot allow federal tax dollars to be wasted when the safety of the citizenry hangs in the balance. It is my hope that the cities identified by the Department of Justice today will reverse course and become serious about performing the basic function of government and start protecting their own citizens.”

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:01 (four years ago)

jfc things are going to get a lot worse in the next month and a half

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:03 (four years ago)

Speaking of CHAZ/CHOP, another internal investigation concluded last week that the cop who directly pepper-sprayed a seven-year-old in the face should face no censure,as this action was "lawful and proper," and in line with policy.

(A stringer for the New York Daily News covered this within hours; the NYT has yet to weigh in on how this makes the child look bad.)

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

finally, i've been waiting my whole life to live in an anarchist jurisdiction

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:08 (four years ago)

I'm genuinely shocked Chicago isn't on the list, considering how much Lightfoot and Pritzker pushed back against his bs.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:12 (four years ago)

how do you imagine it playing out differently?

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, September 21, 2020 3:53 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

people blame the government when the government shuts down. people think the president and his party are the government (they're not wrong). therefore the republicans will get the blame.

(i agree pelosi will fold.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:29 (four years ago)

Previous shutdown polling, make of it what you will
https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/01/18/americans-view-this-shutdown-much-as-they-did-past-ones-negatively-and-with-much-anxiety/

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

if people think the parties are equally to blame then that's bad news for the party with ~8 incumbent senators in close elections, and good news for the party with ~1 incumbent senator who will lose whatever happens.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

there won't be a shutdown before the election btw. the republicans are unfortunately not stupid enough.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:02 (four years ago)

Gauntlet: thrown!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 September 2020 23:13 (four years ago)

from the Ilhan interview:

Have any of your Republican colleagues ever reached out, publicly or privately, and said the use of violent imagery or language toward you is not OK?

No. There are really no dissenters. We have now had a few death threats that have been very publicized where people have been arrested and are incarcerated for it. I can’t remember a public statement or private comment of support.

Really? No Republican member of the House or Senate has ever offered any words of support?

Nope.

was Marchese really expecting a different answer here

Simon H., Monday, 21 September 2020 23:17 (four years ago)

Well, no, the point is to get the source on the record.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:48 (four years ago)

FEINSTEIN on ending filibuster and expanding SCOTUS: “I don't believe in doing that. I think the filibuster serves a purpose. It is not often used, it's often less used now than when I first came, and I think it's part of the Senate that differentiates itself.” ht @DanielPFlatley

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) September 21, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:51 (four years ago)

Fuck her forever

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:04 (four years ago)

If Biden/Kamala win, hope they get Barbara Boxer out of cold storage.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:12 (four years ago)

She needs to be put down.

Re Lincoln Project, they are convincing to me on the issues they address with specificity re Trump. even tho I do know there’s little overlap with me on the majority of shit that makes me see myself as libleft. Their stuff seems legit aimed at GOP low info ppl when i read or hear it. but long pieces like the one about “why we MUST overturn the senate to keep usa safe” are sufficient. they get nowhere near an endstate i want because they do not fuck with endstates. they want trump and the current bunch of fuckwit courtiers dead. seems legit til i see probs.

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:16 (four years ago)

POLITICO:
President Donald Trump said Monday he was furious with Republicans in Washington for not doing enough to take up his unsubstantiated claims about former Obama administration officials and Hunter Biden.

“Does anything happen? Nothing happens,” Trump said at an event in Dayton, Ohio. “I’m so angry at Republicans. I am. I’m so angry. I am so angry, but a lot of things are happening.”

Wikipedia: Trump's political party affiliation has changed numerous times. He registered as a Republican in Manhattan in 1987, switched to the Reform Party in 1999, the Democratic Party in 2001, and back to the Republican Party in 2009.

So he went back to the Democratic Party for several years, and yet feels fully qualified to call the Never-Trumpers "RINOs."

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 03:56 (four years ago)

Truck question. He was always a republican

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 04:17 (four years ago)

Not sure which thread this fits best on, but... Mueller investigation was toothless from the off

In some ways Weissmann's book is written more clearly than Mueller report. It builds up to the climax of learning that Manafort gave Kilimnik (a Russian intel agent, per SSCI) campaign strategy/polling & Kilimnik seeking a wink from Trump that Russia could take eastern Ukraine./2 pic.twitter.com/opC9IAi1mR

— Charlie Savage (@charlie_savage) September 21, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 10:59 (four years ago)

Comic relief from Canada: a London rep theatre about 40 minutes from me--they've turned their parking lot into a drive-in; they still play films inside--is screening all the debates out back.

http://www.hylandcinema.com/movieshowtime/presidential-debates-package-october-7th-2020-at-900-pm#signup-form

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:06 (four years ago)

I can't stand this fucker, but good on him

ALLAHASSEE — A group trying to help felons sign up to vote in Florida says it has raised more than $20 million to pay off outstanding court debts for thousands of former prisoners seeking to register in a battleground state crucial to President Donald Trump's reelection.

Billionaire and former presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg is among those who have helped with a surge in fundraising for the Florida Rights Restoration Coalition in the 10 days since a federal appeals court upheld registration restrictions put in place by the state’s felon voting law. The group had just recently crossed the $5 million mark but the help from Bloomberg and others — including entertainers such as John Legend — pushed them to their latest milestone. Florida's registration deadline is in less than two weeks.

"The right to vote is fundamental to our democracy and no American should be denied that right,” Bloomberg said in a statement. “Working together with the Florida Rights Restoration Coalition, we are determined to end disenfranchisement and the discrimination that has always driven it.”

Bloomberg’s decision to funnel money into paying off court debts came shortly after he also pledged to spend $100 million to help defeat Trump in Florida. Trump narrowly won the state with less than 113,000 votes four years ago and both Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden are in a push to find any advantage that helps them in the margins.

Florida’s voter registration deadline is Oct. 5 and as many as 775,000 felons may have outstanding court debts — which include fines, fees and restitution — that preclude them from registering under the law passed last year by the Republican-controlled state Legislature.

Neil Volz, the coalition’s deputy director, said the group had already paid off fines and fees for nearly 5,000 people so far and averaged to about $1,000 per person. He said that the average could drop because “our goal is to help as many people as fast as possible” but he said the infusion of new help could lead to 20,000 people having their legal financial obligations paid off.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

Bloomberg bringing sharia law to Florida already I see

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

lol

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

he needs to spend another $100 million on restitution

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

Finally, Bloomberg justifies his existence. Temporarily.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 21:07 (four years ago)

That Bloomberg story is genuinely good. Almost makes me want to drop him out of a two-story window instead of a twenty-story window.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 21:17 (four years ago)

Ive never understood why ex-convicts aren't allowed to vote in the first place. After you've served your sentence, you've repaid your debt to society and should have voting rights reinstated. Nowhere does the Constitution allow this permanent loss of suffrage as a lifelong punishment.

Also: Florida designed the court fees/fines as a way to fund the court system... sounds like a tax to me. Thus, a poll tax.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 21:30 (four years ago)

Racism is the short answer

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago)

it's funny how when you, say, attack a beloved right wing figure who served time for something serious like rape or murder, right wingers will scream "he's paid his dues, leave him alone" even when nobody's talking, but when it's a minority or a leeburul, nope, that shit's forever, doesn't ever wash off.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:09 (four years ago)

Racism is the short answer

― rob, Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:40 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:17 (four years ago)

The state with the prettiest name!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:24 (four years ago)

Racism?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:34 (four years ago)

Sunshine Racism

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

"Racism," while horrible, is oddly pleasant to say, like the famous fave of non-English speakers phrase "sliding glass door."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:44 (four years ago)

Am I the only one who reads this thread's title as Ray Davies singing Celluloid Heroes?

"Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of"

nickn, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

there is no moral justification for denying felons the right to vote WHILE they're serving their sentences either. and as wards of the state they have a *heightened* interest in who governs them.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:30 (four years ago)

Talk to Tallahassee!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:31 (four years ago)

I hate that a fucking billionaire has to bail us out, but eh

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:32 (four years ago)

Yeah, this is where I'm at in general these days: '(state of affairs I would never have explicitly wished for but which I guess make things 0.0001% less shitty than the perpetually-shitty status quo), but eh'

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:49 (four years ago)

TUNA FISH!

The president on violent protesters: "Cans of tuna fish. They go out and buy tuna fish and soup. You know that, right?...Because they throw it. It's the perfect weight, tuna fish, they can really rip it, right? And that hits you. No, it's true. Bumble Bee brand tuna."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 23, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:18 (four years ago)

Bumble Bee brand tuna is now antifa

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:19 (four years ago)

black bloc cat food

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:20 (four years ago)

StarKist just doesn't have the bludgeoning power I look for in a canned tuna.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:23 (four years ago)

Just a variation of a Trump chart topper from a couple of weeks ago. He leaned more toward canned soup back then, but today he favors tuna. Like all truly creative artists, he's restless and keeps looking to top himself.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:26 (four years ago)

Why, in four years, has no one on our side made a concerted effort to feed President Credulous McTwitterhog a line of compromising talking points for him to unquestioningly parrot on camera?

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:26 (four years ago)

How would you know the difference

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:32 (four years ago)

Fair point.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:39 (four years ago)

He leaned more toward canned soup back then, but today he favors tuna

it was bags of soup back then; presumably Miller or Scavino managed to explain to him that cans are harder than bags, and the phrase "cans of tuna" sparks his degraded neurons, because he has never opened a can in his soft-fingered life.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:43 (four years ago)

lol some poor mf who works at Bumble Bee Tuna is having a bad night

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:47 (four years ago)

They only have like 2,400 followers, so I can't imagine they're well-equipped for rapid-response operations:

Eat em. Don't throw em.

— Bumble Bee Seafoods (@BumbleBeeFoods) September 23, 2020

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 04:00 (four years ago)

FBI and Homeland Security and the DEA and the Marines are teaming up & cloning ppl's phones on the street from spyplanes. DHS removed the undersecretary of intelligence for refusing to falsify Mexican invasions, and to stop tracking white supremacists and Russian interference. Everything is very cool and voting for Dianne Feinsteins everywhere will fix any minor irregularities!

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 04:44 (four years ago)

The USMS is not the Marines

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 05:04 (four years ago)

oops: ta

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 05:06 (four years ago)

couldn’t resist. also if the marines were actually involved that would have been an entire order of magnitude more fucked up. the story, of course, is horribly fucked up as-is.

The only silver lining in there is the bit where the call for DHS intelligence volunteers was met with little interest.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 05:12 (four years ago)

We’re now going live to Lafayette Square, where a BumbleBeehived female protester is taunting Trump: I’ll give you fish! A Fred Schneider-voiced protester jumps in: Cans of tuna fish!

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:16 (four years ago)

You can throw a piano, but you can't tune a fish. Or something

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:18 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hno0cKgRy28

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:25 (four years ago)

Tbf those tuna pucks are the perfect size and weight for chucking.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:23 (four years ago)

Republican sources tell @bartongellman the Trump campaign "is discussing contingency plans to bypass election results and appoint loyal electors in battleground states where Republicans hold the legislative majority." https://t.co/m70OkHOFJU

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) September 23, 2020

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:59 (four years ago)

'contingent' on what? losing the election?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

the whole article is very well done, worth a read

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:14 (four years ago)

I feel somewhat confident in claiming that Barry Manilow wrote the Bumblebee Tuna jingle: "bum-bum-bumblebee, bumblebee tooona!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:18 (four years ago)

xpost contingent on losing the election *while* having created enough noise and confusion surrounding mail-in voting to build popular support for the notion that what actually happened is the Democrats created "chaos" and the results are therefore somehow suspect.

obviously flimsy logically and also constitutionally - if the sacred Framers had intended state legislators to just pick the electors, they would have said so, like they did for state legislators picking Senators. instead they articulated the baroque and problematic Electoral College system.

the scariest part to me is the doubletalk non-answers when public officials and politicians are pressed --- no sense that they're obliged to flatly deny an obvious plan for election-stealing, instead taking it as an opportunity to continue muddying the waters about mail-in. a lie repeated often enough, etc. hopefully most non-cultists aren't buying it but, god.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:23 (four years ago)

yeah i dunno, my stomach hurts all the time when i even try to think about this

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:24 (four years ago)

I had to stop reading at some point because it made me enraged. What is the best organization providing election-day monitoring/legal assistance to which to donate?

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:28 (four years ago)

Alcoholics Anonymous

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:30 (four years ago)

They'll never get me no matter how hard they try.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:31 (four years ago)

Imagine if he put this much work and planning into actual fucking governance.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:40 (four years ago)

Trump’s personal capacity for flooding the channel with noise to confuse easily duped morons is his main (only) talent, but to actually fuck with the electors will require the GOP as a whole to function like a reasonably well maintained machine.

When they held the trifecta from 2016-2018 they couldn’t even pass a budget. They got through one tax cut bill. That’s it.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

they get their shit together for ratfucking though

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:50 (four years ago)

the scariest part to me is the doubletalk non-answers when public officials and politicians are pressed

paired with the disbelief that fascism is at the door, among just about everyone. seriously, the last few days have me freaked

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:53 (four years ago)

What is the best organization providing election-day monitoring/legal assistance to which to donate?

― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, September 23, 2020 11:28 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just looked to see if Marc Elias (Democratic lawyer who has been filing lawsuits to expand ballot access) was recommending anything, and it turns out he has an organization called Democracy Docket, which you can donate to: https://www.democracydocket.com/

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:54 (four years ago)

60% of the country really really hates this guy. That is not going to change between now and January. That can’t be waved away by half-assed attempts at ratfuckery conducted by a caucus of buffoons.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

they get their shit together for ratfucking though


Do they? They barely eked out an electoral win last time and they got blown to pieces in 2018. They’re pretty terrible at anything that isn’t handed to them (among those things, sadly, is pushing through judiciary nominees).

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

well, while getting blown up pieces they managed to pick up some Senate seats

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

I'm not even sure Trump wants the job; he just doesn't want anyone else to have it. The humiliation of being the first one-term president in 30 years is too much to bear.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

he'll get a higher % votes than GHWB in '92. I'm sure he'll tell us that.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

_the scariest part to me is the doubletalk non-answers when public officials and politicians are pressed _

paired with the disbelief that fascism is at the door, among just about everyone. seriously, the last few days have me freaked


I’ve got a long-running politics chat going on with two of my closest friends from high school. Both are liberals, very pro-Democratic party, Obama = paragon of virtue etc etc... and they really do think I’m being histrionic when I lightly suggest that creeping fascism is something to take seriously.

FYI, one (a minister ffs) spent most of the spring and summer essentially parroting GOP/Fox talking points on Covid, and thinks that well-off white ppl dining al fresco getting yelled at by BLM protestors is eXaCtLy tHe sAmE as chuds openly cheering the murder of George Floyd.

the other basically told me at one point he’s pretty of tired of hearing The Left complain about the way mainstream Democratic policies haven’t been great when it comes to labor/ the working class/ poor people: “honestly I guess I just don’t care all that much”. btw, he’s 43 and his parents are wealthy chuds who’ve basically floated his two masters degrees and art “career” up to the current day.

sorry for the TMI, but I really don’t feel good about things.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

Actual defenses of the President's hateful statements
-He's not as much of a racist as Woodrow Wilson
-He's not smart enough to understand white nationalism
-He also says hateful things about women and is abusive toward many groupshttps://t.co/ZDdEJ3J4fV pic.twitter.com/2vobbwa3mI

— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan) September 23, 2020

lots of batshit justifications but my favorite one is that trump isn't smart enough to by an ideological white nationalist. sure, man, white nationalism is sooooo complex.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:32 (four years ago)

coming soon: 100 Smartest White Nationalists

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

If all the fears expressed in that Atlantic article come to pass, I am forced to conclude that the fate of the nation would be determined by the loyalty and sense of duty among the US armed forces, particularly the general staff officers.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:41 (four years ago)

to by *to be

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:41 (four years ago)

If all the fears expressed in that Atlantic article come to pass, I am forced to conclude that the fate of the nation would be determined by the loyalty and sense of duty among the US armed forces, particularly the general staff officers.

the guys who lack the courage to go on the record with their honest opinions of Trump's presidency?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

that is not filling me with confidence

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

(xpost) No idea, but if it ever did come to that, my hope is that a) there are clearly many retired military people who despise Trump (they're on cable news all the time), and that b) although they're retired, the upper echelon of the military is filled with their friends.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:47 (four years ago)

maybe it was the Portland paramilitary hysteria that did it, but I'm extremely dismissive of hypothetical liberal doomsday scenarios. vigilance is fine of course

Simon H., Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

that is not filling me with confidence

it doesn't fill me with confidence, either. but this is not such a slender reed upon which to base one's hope as you might think. the military cultivates a particular kind of patriotic ideology that genuinely elevates loyalty to the traditions of democracy and rule of law above whoever occupies civilian office.

atm, Trump is seen as the democratically elected idiot they are bound to serve. if the election aftermath is Trump-generated chaos with Biden winning the popular vote but the Electoral College result undermined by subterfuge, Trump's claim to authority will not be clear and until it is clear he will revert to just an idiot they loathe.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:00 (four years ago)

Way more worried about the antisocial elements unleashed by this POS.

State Senate, pro-Biden rally canceled after threats of violence

The rally was called off Saturday after an anonymous caller warned organizers that "shots will be fired" if the event was held in downtown Gettysburg, said Rich Sterner, a Democratic candidate for the state's 33rd Senate District.

We're going to be cleaning up after this c**t for years.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:19 (four years ago)

"maybe it was the Portland paramilitary hysteria that did it, but I'm extremely dismissive of hypothetical liberal doomsday scenarios"

having honestly not followed it much beyond the superficial, what was the outcome of people getting pulled off the streets and into vans, etc? were they just released? we don't have people permanently disappeared, do we?

akm, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:30 (four years ago)

Both sides, people. BOTH. SIDES.

Here's what's happening, 41 days until #Election2020:

• 200,000 in U.S. dead from virus. Trump gives himself "A+" on pandemic

• Joe Biden battles being chronically late

• Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Delaware defends Ginsburg memehttps://t.co/8T8pYkG9na

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) September 23, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:47 (four years ago)

are those multiple choice questions

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:56 (four years ago)

akm: I've mostly followed Portland through Robert Evan's reporting. Evidently a few people who put their foot on the sidewalk outside the Fed building were abducted by unmarked Fed agents, charged with trespassing on Federal property, and released if they agreed to not participate in lawful/peaceful protests in the future. The local ACLU was all over it a couple months ago.

So, there are no disappeared people (yet). Homeland Security, and their BORTAC and hired Blackwater goons don't know how to deter 1st Amendment protected protests. If you march with BLM there's a good chance the Nazis will tear gas you, but unless they can pin arson/vandalism on you they aren't holding protesters indefinitely. Yet.

Too many dumb Trumpists wearing "RWDS" or helicopter murder T-shirts to assume this will last indefinitely. They think they're fighting a communist insurgency, and their amygdalas are firing. But I think there won't be many political murders until after this election.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

thanks Sanpaku; hyperbolic reports from segments of the left bother me as it damages credibility.

akm, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

Committing insurance fraud to own the libs... (This is the Brooklyn in Minnesota, not the New York one.)

A Brooklyn Center resident says their house was targeted by “BLM/Antifa” this morning and a camper, trucks and garage were set ablaze. pic.twitter.com/GK6nuHXRXO

— TC Crime Watch (@TCCrimeWatch) September 23, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:27 (four years ago)

"joe biden battles being chronically late" wow relatable joe. never thought i'd see the day

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:42 (four years ago)

this is a step in the right direction toward trying to repair this shitty country after the election, if we can just get there:

House Democrats unveiled a sweeping package of changes Wednesday morning designed to strengthen Congress’s ability to check the executive branch and prevent abuses of power, especially by the president.

The package, which its architects have informally referred to as “post-Trump reforms,” includes measures to restrain the president’s power to grant pardons and declare national emergencies, to prevent federal officials from enriching themselves and to accelerate the process of enforcing congressional subpoenas in court. It also includes provisions to protect inspectors general and whistleblowers, increase penalties for officials who subvert congressional appropriations or engage in overt political activity and safeguard against foreign election interference.

The proposals were introduced at a news conference on Capitol Hill Wednesday morning.

Taken together, the measures represent the Democrats’ attempt to correct what they have identified as systematic deficiencies during the course of President Trump’s tenure and impeachment, in the style of changes Congress adopted after Richard Nixon left office.

Unlike the post-Watergate reforms, however, which took years to enact, today’s House Democrats have collected their proposed changes under one bill reflecting several measures that have been percolating piecemeal through the House.

In a joint statement, seven committee chairs signaled their legislation is intended to “prevent future presidential abuses, restore our checks and balances, strengthen accountability and transparency, and protect our elections.”

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:48 (four years ago)

Brooklyn Center is an inner ring suburb, affluent and white when I was a kid, now very ethnically diverse and lower middle/middle class now. There's a some lakes there and it's my dream to buy a house on one, the prices are insanely low for lakefront property. Only problem is "insanely low for lakefront property" =/ I can afford it.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:56 (four years ago)

xp
also, i think there's a political benefit to passing post-trump reform in the house, and then letting the senate GOP obstruct passage of it in Spring 2021. keep tying them with the obvious lying fascist even after he's left, never let them move on from it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:59 (four years ago)

Ha! You notice they spray-painted "BIDEN" as well as BLM and the anarchy sign. Anarchists don't like Biden - they like Kropotkin.... that's a dead giveaway.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:02 (four years ago)

There’s an even funnier possibility it’s supposed to be A for antifa, instead of the three arrows.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:12 (four years ago)

And it looks like blue spray paint.. no self-respecting marxist rabble-rouser would use blue paint.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:14 (four years ago)

Brooklyn Center is an inner ring suburb, affluent and white when I was a kid, now very ethnically diverse and lower middle/middle class now. There's a some lakes there and it's my dream to buy a house on one, the prices are insanely low for lakefront property. Only problem is "insanely low for lakefront property" =/ I can afford it.


Are you sure you’re not thinking of Brooklyn Park? Brooklyn Center was uh, downmarket, even in the early 90s when I lived in the TC.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:25 (four years ago)

Brooklyn Center is an inner ring suburb, affluent and white when I was a kid, now very ethnically diverse and lower middle/middle class now. There's a some lakes there and it's my dream to buy a house on one, the prices are insanely low for lakefront property. Only problem is "insanely low for lakefront property" =/ I can afford it.


Are you sure you’re not thinking of Brooklyn Park? Brooklyn Center doesn’t have any lakes IIRC and was considered a declining inner-ring suburb even in the early 90s when I was visiting family in Brooklyn Park.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:27 (four years ago)

Oops!

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:28 (four years ago)

This is interesting... From Politico:
The RNC sent $1.3 million to the Republican Party of Texas in August, double what it sent in July and on par with what central battlegrounds like Arizona and North Carolina are getting. It’s also the biggest transfer ever from the RNC to the Texas state party....

They're now a little worried about Texas! Crazy times.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:29 (four years ago)

it says brooklyn in minnesota, not maryland. signed an expert on brooklyn park, maryland. lol.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:43 (four years ago)

starting to get a little worried about November, particularly in light of shit like this

Asked if he'll commit to a peaceful transition of power, Trump says he will not, and says that if you "get rid of the [mail in?] ballots" there won't be any transfer of power to worry about.

— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) September 23, 2020

we know that Trump absolutely will not accept a loss (especially if he wins "in person" voting but loses once mail-ins are counted) and half the federal government and most federal judges are absolutely subservient to him. my gut feeling is he'll whine and gnash his teeth, shit will get ugly on the streets, but ultimately things will be okay, but I do believe there's like...a 20% chance that America is basically over after November

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:44 (four years ago)

XPS They wanna protect and regain congressional seats here.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:45 (four years ago)

xpost - it's Twin Lake which I think is Brooklyn Center, at least the beach I take my daughter to is, if anything it might be Robbinsdale

also I'm talking early 80s

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago)

oh lol there is a brooklyn park in MN, boring's username made me think he was confusing it with another brooklyn park

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:48 (four years ago)

half the federal government ... are absolutely subservient to him

Uh, how do you mean? The Senate?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

yeah ok i'm not crazy this is the beach
http://www.cityofbrooklyncenter.org/index.aspx?NID=463&MOBILE=OFF

yeah brooklyn center and park are next to each other kinda dumb and confusing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

the Senate, the FBI, the military, etc

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:03 (four years ago)

yeah our oath is to the constitution buddy

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:09 (four years ago)

nobody pledged loyalty to the president. Maybe that’s the NYPD union you’re thinking about

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

I mean the intelligence community has spent four years leaking dirt on this guy and publicly disagreeing with him despite being subjected to a series of increasingly dimwitted sycophants as their appointed leadership

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:13 (four years ago)

lol The Dems should name all future reforms after him so he could boast of the number of laws he got changed.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:30 (four years ago)

Robbinsdale, Brooklyn Center and Brooklyn Park (where Hesse Ventura was mayor) have always been more lower middle class than other north/northwest Hennepin County suburbs eg. Plymouth and Golden Valley. They are all old-school suburbs, though, and the next move for people who lived in north/northeast Minneapolis in the mid-20th century.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 24 September 2020 00:43 (four years ago)

Thread:

Let's not pretend that we are at the mercy of Trump, or that we give two hoots about whether he will "respect" the results of the election.

Secret service can escort him out of the White House in January.https://t.co/mIpUgWeL37

— Teri Kanefield (@Teri_Kanefield) September 23, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 01:31 (four years ago)

it says brooklyn in minnesota, not maryland. signed an expert on brooklyn park, maryland. lol.


No I was thinking of the Minnesota cities named Brooklyn Park and Brooklyn Center. I loved the first half of my life in Minneapolis.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

“Lived” but I did love it.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

xxpost Very good thread, thank you Alfred

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

It’s not that I think Trump can get away with not accepting the results, it’s that he felt comfortable enough to voice that in the first place that should concern us.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 September 2020 03:13 (four years ago)

he feels comfortable saying a lot of shit

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 03:19 (four years ago)

he felt comfortable enough to voice that

The fact that Trump works hard even to appear comfortable in his own skin tells us that he will never willingly or consciously tip people off how he afraid he feels about being turned out of office and the possible consequences of that. I don't think Biden will encourage the Justice Dept. to go after him on criminal charges, but I'm completely in the dark about whether Biden would do the 'full pardon' thing in order to calm down the White Militia/Q-Anon die-hards in the hope they won't kill a hundred or so innocent people.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 24 September 2020 03:23 (four years ago)

I think Biden would go after him

frogbs, Thursday, 24 September 2020 03:44 (four years ago)

in order to calm down the White Militia/Q-Anon die-hards in the hope they won't kill a hundred or so innocent people.

I think enough people in Biden's orbit (and possible White House) are fully aware those people are trolls and cowards that'll shit the bed before even getting to that stage.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 September 2020 05:18 (four years ago)

I think on principle Biden should go after him otherwise the rule of law is further weakened. Is it already inevitable that somebody more organised is going to come along and try to repeat what t has been doing but in a more organised, effective way. Unless the loopholes that have been exploited are patched up or removed.

America is broken and needs to heal itself before doing anything else. I'm getting tired of hearing references to a return to American leadership. The civil rights problems that are being highlighted now have been constant subtexts for decades even centuries.
But even supposedly liberal media uses that as an idea of a norm that needs to be returned to.
We've just spent nearly 4 years showing how problematic that can be and it seems the rest of the world is feeling the effect of that too.

Hoping for a less chaotic future.

Stevolende, Thursday, 24 September 2020 08:43 (four years ago)

Me too

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 September 2020 08:52 (four years ago)

Thanks for that thread, Alfred. I may sleep better tonight!

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 24 September 2020 08:59 (four years ago)

My pleasure. Here, in easier reading form: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1308851838406610945.html

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 10:08 (four years ago)

Biden would do the 'full pardon' thing in order to calm down the White Militia/Q-Anon die-hards in the hope they won't kill a hundred or so innocent people.

biden should channel president grant and stamp these fuckers out of existence

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 September 2020 11:47 (four years ago)

"everybody's pal" has literally always been his brand

Simon H., Thursday, 24 September 2020 12:03 (four years ago)

yeah he’s more likely to emulate president grant by getting pulled over while drunk driving a horse and buggy

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 September 2020 12:11 (four years ago)

Biden doesn't drink

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 24 September 2020 12:54 (four years ago)

The peaceful transfer of power is enshrined in our Constitution and fundamental to the survival of our Republic. America’s leaders swear an oath to the Constitution. We will uphold that oath.

— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) September 24, 2020

Oh thank god, I was worried there for a second.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:23 (four years ago)

lol

Life comes at you... in approximately six hours. pic.twitter.com/xPmaIVyaRb

— Craig Harrington (@Craigipedia) September 23, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:33 (four years ago)

i feel like he’s been signaling/saying this shit for years now but i’m gonna trust that everyone’s having doomsday scenarios for good reasons

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:37 (four years ago)

Would feel a lot better about it if even one fucking single Republican rebuked him for it

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:41 (four years ago)

I respect people who believe something like that can't happen because "reason" "institutions" etc. but am hoping we can all agree that charges of hysteria or alarmism in the other direction are completely inappropriate right now and need to stop.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:44 (four years ago)

Yesterday’s executive order is some petty bullshit

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-combating-race-sex-stereotyping/

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:53 (four years ago)

Would feel a lot better about it if even one fucking single Republican rebuked him for it

― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII)

did Darth Vader's daughter just do so?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:58 (four years ago)

the inherent and equal dignity of every person as an individual

You exist in a bubble, there is no such thing as society, all of us are born equal against the backdrop of a perfect, inviolate tabula rasa. These aren't mere objectives: they have already been successfully implemented by the US of A on a global scale.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:00 (four years ago)

xp yeah ok she did...it would be great to see someone in a more visible leadership role esp. in the senate step forward and make some effort to tamp this idea down among their consituents

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:06 (four years ago)

Materials from Sandia National Laboratories, also a Federal entity, for non-minority males stated that an emphasis on “rationality over emotionality” was a characteristic of “white males,”

A Smithsonian Institution museum graphic recently claimed that concepts like “objective, rational linear thinking,” ...are not values that unite Americans of all races but are instead “aspects and assumptions of whiteness.”

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/9jEezORjto_9ALhI0ToJTI1XrSQ=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/15787297/nimoy-spock.0.1462602991.jpg

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:09 (four years ago)

A Smithsonian Institution museum graphic recently claimed that concepts like “objective, rational linear thinking,” ...are not values that unite Americans of all races but are instead “aspects and assumptions of whiteness.”

Tbf this kind of discourse is extremely unhelpful and has often been used by racists and/or sexists to justify their views. No wonder it's quoted here – it's among the easiest, most unifying targets of all.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:13 (four years ago)

“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”

“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.

“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be — will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:16 (four years ago)

Except that's the exact opposite of 'objective, rational linear thinking'?

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:18 (four years ago)

making a claim of logical, rational thinking that is really just self justifying ideological b.s. is a characteristic of being in power

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:27 (four years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen an executive order that so utterly misunderstands the thing it's condemning as this: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-combating-race-sex-stereotyping. As I often do during this administration, I'm left wondering if they are a stupid as they seem, or they're just chaos monkeys trying to appeal to their really dumb base.

akm, Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:28 (four years ago)

Trump at the court as crowd chants “vote him out” — it’s rare for this President to see his opposition this up-close and in-person pic.twitter.com/VEVkRHOkjM

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) September 24, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:33 (four years ago)

As I often do during this administration, I'm left wondering if they are a stupid as they seem, or they're just chaos monkeys trying to appeal to their really dumb base.

Stephen Miller's an awful irredeemable racist but he's also dumber than a doorbell

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:33 (four years ago)

making a claim of logical, rational thinking that is really just self justifying ideological b.s. is a characteristic of being in power

Of course, but denying yourself the ability to reason by way of automatic contrast is tantamount to shooting yourself in the foot. Why would you want to internalize the binary oppositions set up by your oppressors? 'You say x therefore I say not-x' is an understandable but often problematic discursive strategy.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:34 (four years ago)

at least my doorbell makes a pretty sound

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:34 (four years ago)

xpost Oh I know. I'm just pointing out that the misuse of logic is a protection-of-power device rather than a biological aspect of the Caucasian brain

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:38 (four years ago)

Agreed!

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:42 (four years ago)

at least my doorbell makes a pretty sound

Tina Tina Cheneuse hooked you up

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

THe book Superior by Angela Saini was pretty great on the history of the science of race and its recent reemergence. Was published this summer and i caught the launch on Zoom. Thought i really illuminating.
Science of race tends to be pretty racist.

Stevolende, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:06 (four years ago)

I mention this a lot but the mail-in voter fraud "concerns," like just about everything the republicans complain about, are projection. like, there actually are guys going around and trashing people's absentee and mail-in ballots, they're just republicans https://www.npr.org/2019/07/30/746800630/north-carolina-gop-operative-faces-new-felony-charges-that-allege-ballot-fraud

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:11 (four years ago)

(which suggests the plan of "do fraud again, and then say we were right to be concerned about fraud, because fraud happened again"

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:11 (four years ago)

There was an excellent piece in The Guardian a couple of years ago devoted to explaining precisely why so-called 'race science' is heinous bullshit:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/mar/02/the-unwelcome-revival-of-race-science

We had a bit of a row about it at the time as some ILXors felt that the scientific method is unhelpful in the struggle against racism. I, for one, deem it essential, but it's only one weapon among many, ineffective when deployed alone.

2xp

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:12 (four years ago)

I'm thinking of voting in person now, early. ok, you don't like mail in ballots, well here, here's one on election night, you fuck.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:29 (four years ago)

My pleasure. Here, in easier reading form: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1308851838406610945.html🕸


This person has not been paying attention to the successes of the Wisconsin Republican Party for the past decade.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:30 (four years ago)

If I already requested a mail-in ballot, can I vote early in-person instead?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:37 (four years ago)

Might as well do both just in case. It's what the POTUS recommended, after all.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

This person has not been paying attention to the successes of the Wisconsin Republican Party for the past decade.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, September 24, 2020

That's one state.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:45 (four years ago)

If I already requested a mail-in ballot, can I vote early in-person instead?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 24, 2020 11:37 AM bookmarkflaglink

depends on your state. in mine you can, they just spoil your mailed ballot.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:48 (four years ago)

I respect people who believe something like that can't happen because "reason" "institutions" etc. but am hoping we can all agree that charges of hysteria or alarmism in the other direction are completely inappropriate right now and need to stop.

This is worth calling out again and is totally otm. I don't think it's necessarily intended by most of the regular denizens of these threads, but I think it's completely understandable and logical for people to be alarmed and terrified by the complete abdication of the rule of law by the GOP. While it's helpful to point to reasonable articles and remind the room about why doomsday, worst case scenarios are unlikely, simply shushing people as "alarmist" or "hysterical" comes across sometimes, probably unintentionally, as, "shush now, let the grown ups talk".

And, yeah, reminding us of the failsafes are fine and all, but you'll have to excuse some of us for doubting those when so many norms and failsafes have already been ignored or proven wholly inadequate to face up to this current menace.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

If I already requested a mail-in ballot, can I vote early in-person instead?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 24, 2020 11:37 AM bookmarkflaglink

depends on your state. in mine you can, they just spoil your mailed ballot.

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal),

This. Although I received a ballot in August for our local primaries, the library had no line, so I voted in person.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:50 (four years ago)

And, yeah, reminding us of the failsafes are fine and all, but you'll have to excuse some of us for doubting those when so many norms and failsafes have already been ignored or proven wholly inadequate to face up to this current menace.

Yep, I don't get the sense that the Checks & Balances Stress Test™ was passed at all.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago)

There's a real chance that Roe v. Wade and the ACA will be killed in the next year, even without too many shenanigans, so...
Not even talking about a "theoretical" fascist Trump state here. Lots of bad stuff has been happening and will keep happening.

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago)

I think it's fine to be vigilant about potential abuses of power, but the thread Alfred posted is right: the "flood the zone with noise" strategy is deliberate; it is meant to exhaust and distract.

Count on it, every day from now on will bring a new outrage du jour. There is a set of repetitive rhetorical motions that we tend to go through. If we have to go through those repetitive motions every goddamn time, that can take away from the energy and focus required to actually defeat and eradicate this kind of politics.

To put it in Gen X terms,

https://media.giphy.com/media/lk0TFUdop2JTW/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

While that is absolutely a part of what Trump is doing, I think it's a huge mistake to write it all off as "just noise".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:00 (four years ago)

i think we're all worried

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:03 (four years ago)

I don't think we disagree, jon. Part of the point of noise is that it ISN'T all "just noise."

The point of noise is that you don't know which specific outrage to pay attention to, so we do the same freakout over each outrage.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:04 (four years ago)

i don't disagree with the idea in that thread (that the goal is to confuse/delegitimize the process rather than actually _do_ the things), but the kinds of things we're talking about _have already happened_ at the state level in this county. we have an existence proof that it works. and it seems naive to dismiss the possibility that bill bar might give it a go nationally. and if he does, well, i haven't see a ton of evidence that federal institutions are any more robust than state ones over the past few years.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

probably it will be fine.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

There’s a certain level of acquiescence by the losing side - the way Gore ultimately folded in 2000 to maintain the integrity of the government. Even if Democrats gave in, hard to see 60mn+ people who voted out of hatred of Trump rolling with it.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

Get a load of this fucking asshole (a writer for the Intercept, of course):

Lots of polling shows that Democrats are less likely to vote if they believe Trump is just going to steal the election. Trump's people have no doubt seen that polling too, which might be motivating Trump to be so honest about stealing the election. Win-win, so to speak.

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) September 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

RTed here:

There is not a shred of polling I've seen supporting this, and I see *a lot* of polling https://t.co/6UFRTLgiQf

— Alex Clearfield (@AlexClearfield) September 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:13 (four years ago)

that's idiotic, if anything it seems to be motivating them to turn out in numbers that would make it incredibly difficult for him to steal

frogbs, Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:14 (four years ago)

The point of noise is that you don't know which specific outrage to pay attention to, so we do the same freakout over each outrage.

Absolutely. I just think the "we'll see what happens" response to a question about peaceful handover of power is high on the level of "freakout worthy". It seems some on this thread disagree with that, which surprises me. That's all.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:15 (four years ago)

Once again I agree with milo! Finish your drinks

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:17 (four years ago)

“He says the people swallow Clorox and we hear about it for the rest of our lives but he’s trying to have the constitution of the United States swallow Clorox.” @SpeakerPelosi on @realDonaldTrump refusal to commit to a peaceful transfer of power following the Nov. 3 election. pic.twitter.com/ecp3yIPjVJ

— Vladimir Duthiers (@vladduthiersCBS) September 24, 2020

If there was ever material for one of these thread titles it's "He's trying to have the Constitution of the United States swallow Clorox."

Chris L, Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:25 (four years ago)

It's a little flabbergasting to me that people ever thought "law and order" applied to people with power.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:28 (four years ago)

That’s good for you. Some of the rest of us aspire to achieve greater justice in this country instead of winning at cynicism

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:36 (four years ago)

I mean if you genuinely take that stance I wonder why you would ever support any politician of any stripe?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:37 (four years ago)

I don't!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:42 (four years ago)

Also, achieving greater justice in this country comes from creating the conditions for ideas of justice to flourish, not electing some asshole who has degrees from Harvard.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:43 (four years ago)

In this way, it is you who are actually cynical.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:43 (four years ago)

Sigh.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

popcorn.gif

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:01 (four years ago)

https://i.imgflip.com/1zydwo.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:03 (four years ago)

Has there been any talk of post election mobilization if there is any electoral fuckery?

Also his aide is a piece of shit - making it sound like counting every vote is "extreme" and that we should be ok with stopping the count on election day. Some states only require it being postmarked by election day, for one

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

I remember thinking "it's kinda refreshing to hear a Republican admit that they can't win if everyone votes" but I didn't consider what that actually meant

frogbs, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago)

Sighing because I refuse to let you call me cynic? It must be pretty disappointing, I guess.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

I mean, I get that we simply disagree a lot, Tomboto, that's fine. But to call my ideological perspective cynical, particularly given the work that I do and have been doing for the past decade-plus of my life, is just inaccurate and insulting.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

no, because I don't have the interest to discuss with you why "creating the conditions" and desiring to influence things via politics (especially by holding politicians accountable) aren't mutually exclusive

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:16 (four years ago)

I don't take much that people say on this board personally.

unless they're accusing me of being some kind of iron-fisted moderator seeking to crush heterodox views from the boards. because that wasn't even true when I used to ban people.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:18 (four years ago)

butth0le!11!1!

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

"flood the zone with shit" continues to be impactful until we choose to stop having our conversations based on the inside of the toilet

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

I flood the zone with shit
Upon my liar's chair

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:24 (four years ago)

Neanderthal, you exposed your password upthread

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:47 (four years ago)

He should capitalize the 'b' to make it more secure.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:49 (four years ago)

I'm less worried about Trump 'stealing' the election than by him winning legitimately with like 11,000 votes. Which is still totally possible, due to the archaic vagaries of the EC.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:58 (four years ago)

i'm worried about a great many things which is why I don't like to look beyond today.

but it's hard not to

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

lol @ DJP's post

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

my butthole is my passport verify me

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:26 (four years ago)

"This money is 'cause they hate my guts." Yes, and?

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on FOX just now: "My opponent will raise $100 million ... I'm being killed financially. This money is 'cuz hate my guts." pic.twitter.com/hqMIqpdUoe

— The Recount (@therecount) September 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

speaking of buttholes

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:29 (four years ago)

ladybug-decorated ones

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:30 (four years ago)

I guess being a sycophantic Trump lapdog cracklicker doesn't pay like it used to...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:48 (four years ago)

I think a lot of the disconnect is the gaping maw between most actions an individual can take and any effect they will have

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:52 (four years ago)

for instance I'm voting (probably in person, my poll site changed though so I need to figure out how to get there), volunteering (though I'm being lax), am considering signing up as a poll worker, but I know all of this is really just "taking action" theater because I don't expect any of it to matter

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago)

or, rather, a lot of the despair is due to that disconnect

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago)

actually think that's otm!

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:13 (four years ago)

katherine is totally otm, yup.

On the other hand I think a little bit of Kantian categorical imperative thought applies. Act as though your judgements were universalizable.

Ok maybe on an individual basis your voting/advocacy is unlikely to make a difference in the outcome (e.g., you live in Manhattan or in rural Mississippi).

But the actual real results will be the aggregate result of millions of individual actions.

What if EVERYBODY who agrees with you behaved as though their contribution were meaningless? Defeat. So I maintain a commitment to act the way I thik everyone should act, even if my one specific contribution only runs up the score in my safely blue jurisdiction in my safely blue state.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:28 (four years ago)

Yup

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:32 (four years ago)

On a related note, I feel like I need to ramp up my passionate support for the Biden/Harris ticket... not just as an antidote to Trumpism, but on their own merits. Even if I have to fake it, we need to give the impression of genuine support rather than ambivalent acceptance.

I think I'm getting a Biden neck tattoo, today.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

If only everyone did that

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

It's weird that they're not!

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:39 (four years ago)

I took election judge training today in my county. Felt good man. But I’m i standby and may not be needed.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:41 (four years ago)

oh a couple of knee whacks and you're in

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:42 (four years ago)

I’m not a political smartie like Ryan Grim but I fear Trump will steal the election and it makes me MORE determined to overcome any obstacle to vote. I want to shove my ballot up his ass.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

that's what we call "spoilage"

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

Like, to do the election judge training I was in a conference room with several other people, the first time and be been around so many people indoors since Mid-March. We were masked, but if I get Covid trying to protect the integrity of the system I will have no regrets.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:47 (four years ago)

that's what we call "spoilage"


Lol. In Maryland I get a do-over if I spoil the ballot.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:48 (four years ago)

So you can ram it up there again.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:49 (four years ago)

for the first time in my life I'm accepting a sign from a friend

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:52 (four years ago)

I want to shove my ballot up his ass.

― Boring, Maryland

that's what we call "spoilage"

― Neanderthal

Naw, it's fine unless there are hanging chads. So don't leave any chads hanging out.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago)

oh sweet "the Clinton Foundation" is "trending."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:20 (four years ago)

Can’t remember, is Joe Biden a puppet of the radical left or the Clinton machine?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:36 (four years ago)

They are one and the same.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:38 (four years ago)

I think the Trump campaign is just pretending that Bernie is the nominee. That's all they prepared for and it's too late to pivot.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:39 (four years ago)

it's trending because the special prosecutor Barr appointed to review the origins of the Russian investigation started looking into the Clinton Foundation, as if that was remotely in the scope of what he was investigating.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:40 (four years ago)

It's impressive how thoroughly "flooding the zone with shit" has erased the outrage over ratfucking the postal service.

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

Or the Russian bounties on American troops that Trump has known about for months and months... "Look! A condor in a wet suit, right over there!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

I barely have time to READ this stuff - how does this notoriously lazy man have time to DO it?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

he delegates

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

Just a meme, posted without comment, no relevance to current US society...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EitZdGpXcAIZYLe.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:20 (four years ago)

My older daughter is volunteering as poll worker, she totally pursued that on her own. Very proud.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:23 (four years ago)

Or the Russian bounties on American troops that Trump has known about for months and months
is trump secretly the real head of antifa

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:25 (four years ago)

Or the Russian bounties on American troops that Trump has known about for months and months... "Look! A condor in a wet suit, right over there!"


Tedra Cobb, running against Elise Stefanik in upstate NY, is running ads focusing exclusively on the Russian bounty thing. And her ads run constantly; I haven’t seen a single Stefanik ad.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:36 (four years ago)

Stefanik is infuriating; what are her chances for re-election?

akm, Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:39 (four years ago)

looking forward to the Oppo Dump follies next month

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:44 (four years ago)

more like Opprobrium Dumps

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:45 (four years ago)

Today in math:

Trump, on AIDS research status, in his 4th year as president:

"When I first started they said it would take 10 years, now it's down to just 6 years," which "nobody" predicted.

— Craig Harrington (@Craigipedia) September 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:52 (four years ago)

Trumpcare is the Healthcare Plan of the Future.. and always will be.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:57 (four years ago)

Sen. Booker on Justice Ginsburg replacement: “I think Democrats are gonna continue to appeal to the sense of honor that when someone gives their word, as Lindsey Graham did, that they can’t just break it.”https://t.co/UVX4WBpeeB

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 24, 2020

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:58 (four years ago)

i got nothing

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 September 2020 21:58 (four years ago)

like the episode of The State where a criminal is told by the warden that there's no way out of the prison except for the open door at the gate but that this "open door" is off limits and being shocked when he escapes

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:00 (four years ago)

now, i'm just going to take a catnap over hee-ya, and just remember - we like to consider this open gate "off limits"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

Trump is kinda like Yogi Berra if he looked like Yogi Bear.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:07 (four years ago)

Stefanik is infuriating; what are her chances for re-election?


Sadly, she’s been polling consistently ahead of Cobb.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:09 (four years ago)

The filthy traitors at Fox News are stabbing the Glorious Leader in the back again:

New Fox polls:

NEVADA
Biden: 52%
Trump: 41%

OHIO
Biden: 50%
Trump: 45%

PENNSYLVANIA
Biden: 51%
Trump: 44%

In each state, voters prefer Biden to Trump on SCOTUS.https://t.co/oLy9VUQAQF

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:14 (four years ago)

"The GOP's sense of decency"??

Paging General Eisenhower, please pick up the white phone.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:15 (four years ago)

lindsey graham, we knew you as a man of honor

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

they prefer Biden to Trump on SCOTUS?

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

Maybe Trump will peacefully stand down if we allow him to remain President of Mar-a-Lagoo.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

nonsense, that's a fox news poll. you can't trust socialist fox news

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

They should bury him in Mar-a-Lago, preferably tomorrow.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:20 (four years ago)

I'll let him be the President of Polyps

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:20 (four years ago)

More pleasant news:

President Donald Trump is on the defensive in three red states he carried in 2016, narrowly trailing Joe Biden in Iowa and battling to stay ahead of him in Georgia and Texas, as Trump continues to face a wall of opposition from women that has also endangered his party’s control of the Senate, according to a poll conducted by The New York Times and Siena College...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

in the "or at least that's what i heard" department,

The U.S. Attorney’s office of the Middle District of Pennsylvania issued a bizarre press release Thursday announcing that it was in the midst of an inquiry into “potential issues” with military ballots cast in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania.

The fact that feds were looking into the issue — which was described by the DOJ as a “small number of military ballots” that “were discarded” — wasn’t necessarily surprising, former Justice Department officials told TPM.

But publicizing the pending inquiry while selectively releasing details of what it found so far raised the question: Why was the U.S. Attorney’s office running afoul of DOJ policy regarding the announcements of such investigations?

Gerry Hebert, a former DOJ official who for several years worked in its voting section, said in an email that Thursday’s press release was “inconsistent with DOJ handbook for prosecuting election cases, which generally discourage public statements by DOJ re: ongoing investigations.”

A spokesperson for U.S. Attorney David Freed’s office told TPM the office had no further comment outside of the statement.

“DOJ policy provides that the government should not confirm or deny the existence of an investigation,” Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney under President Obama, told TPM in an email. “There is an exception where necessary to assure the public. The question here is whether the prosecutor is seeking to assure or alarm the public.”

The weirdest detail of all was that, in its initial press release, the DOJ said it had identified only some of the voters who had cast the ballots in question, but “[a]ll nine ballots were cast for presidential candidate Donald Trump.”

Within a few hours the press release was taken down and a revised press release issued to clarify that of “the nine ballots that were discarded and then recovered, 7 were cast for presidential candidate Donald Trump.”

“Two of the discarded ballots had been resealed inside their appropriate envelopes by Luzerne elections staff prior to recovery by the FBI and the contents of those 2 ballots are unknown,” the revised press release said.

But the clarification came after a prominent Trump campaign official tweeted sensationally that “100% of” the ballots “were cast for President Trump” and that “Democrats are trying to steal the election.”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:23 (four years ago)

As far as October surprises, if they had anything meaningful on Biden it would have been leaked months ago... with Bannon out of the picture, there is no strategy.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:25 (four years ago)

Whose turn is it to slap some sense into Cory Booker?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:29 (four years ago)

Probably Moe.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:32 (four years ago)

The wait to cast a ballot Thursday at the Lake County Courthouse in Waukegan, Ill., north of Chicago, was as long as two and half hours as the first day of early voting kicked off in the state. The first voter showed up at 8 a.m. — an hour before the doors opened — and by midafternoon, at least 300 people had filed through, according to Lake County Clerk Robin O’Connor. The turnout was so unexpected that O’Connor said she plans to add a fourth voting machine Friday to accommodate the demand.

People stood six feet apart inside the modern annex, checking their phones or waiting quietly. “They’re courteous, they’re being polite, they’re following the rules, it’s beautiful. It’s truly beautiful,” O’Connor said.

Socorro Herrera, 36, came out on the first day because, she said, “I wanted to make sure I set an example for people.”

“I checked in on Facebook. I am wearing my sticker. I told my 18-year-old to vote,” she said. “We are all busy, but you can vote too. I want my young kids to know this is important — we all lead busy lives. It’s a privilege, it really is.”

Michael Barr, 54, said he waited in line for two hours and 45 minutes to vote, even though he was only able to pay for two hours of parking at a city meter. “I don’t trust mail-in voting,” Barr said. “We already don’t get regular mail, like bills, on time. There’s no way to trust the mail system to vote.”

Toby Wong, 68, said she voted early because as an immigrant from Canada, “I take my voting rights seriously.”

“I wasn’t going to let fear about the coronavirus stop me,” Wong added. “I am going to make sure my vote counts.”

The county has also seen a huge demand for vote-by-mail ballots: more than 126,000 have been sent out so far to voters, quadruple the number of people who voted by mail in the 2016 general election. O’Connor said she expects to receive “well over 100,000 back” through the mail or via dropboxes located both inside and outside the courthouse.

“Usually by the first day, we never have this kind of volume. We didn’t expect so many people,” said Chief Deputy County Clerk Todd Govain. “This year is very different.”
Statewide, more than 1.8 million Illinois voters had requested mail ballots by Wednesday, according to the state board of elections. In the 2016 election, 370,000 votes were cast by mail in Illinois — a record at the time, and one that is expected to be easily broken this year.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

A pro-Cornyn Super PAC is using a photo of my tattoos to make me seem "radical." That's pretty funny to me.

You think I'm ashamed of them? They cover my shrapnel wounds from when my helicopter was shot down. They're a mark of my service to our country. I'm damn proud of them. pic.twitter.com/HrqX68ZzKa

— MJ Hegar (@mjhegar) September 24, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

who wants to get a tattoo of Trump insulting gold star families

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

Can't wait to vote for MJ Hegar

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:25 (four years ago)

that Trump 10 years/6 years thing is maybe the best recent example of something that, 20-30 years ago, would have been late-show joke fodder for a month. like dan quayle and "potatoe," or those little books of "bush-isms" from the pre-9/11 GWB presidency. look at this laughably doltish remark! and currently the president has one of those at least once a day, but (a) the nature of the internet now is by the time any professional were to muster a joke about any of them, i'd be preemptively sick and bored of it aka Covfefe syndrome; and (b) i'm in no mood to find any of it funny unless you count a mouth frozen in a stunned rictus for six months as laughter.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

a mouth frozen in a stunned rictus for six months

...is the new "a boot stamping on a human face forever."

Erm...

"-Bob Marley"

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 September 2020 02:14 (four years ago)

xp i thought something similar earlier today. the thing with quayle and potatoe is that at least he was phonetically pretty close, and also it was about the spelling of goddamn potato. the 10/6 thing is a step or two dumber but also a revealingly empty boast about AIDS research at the same time. it feels like a new level of rot

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 September 2020 02:27 (four years ago)

"The rot is coming from inside the house!"

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 02:51 (four years ago)

the 6 years/10 years thing is barely a story because everyone already knows Trump is a dipshit.
similarly, Obama talking about 57 states was barely a story because no one really thought he was stupid.
Quayle seemed kind of dim, and video of him incorrectly correcting elementary school kids confirmed that.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 25 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

and yet inexplicably he got potato wrong because the cue card he was looking at had it spelled wrong, so who completed THAT card, and who is dumb enough to let a cue card shame them into spelling potato wrong.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 15:26 (four years ago)

A funny joke, ha ha:

POLL: Which member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff would you prefer to run the interim government after the December 2020 military coup?

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 25, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

you should probably not even talk about the concept of joking for a while

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 20:34 (four years ago)

Yeah, not funny

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:30 (four years ago)

Why in god's name do we want to "save the Senate"? It's an anti-democratic abomination. There's so much dumb going around. https://t.co/5sGI3hYCe4

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) September 25, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:21 (four years ago)

The wording of Klein's tweet isn't great, but the actual article is better.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

It is not a bad article - but Klein remains remarkably credulous. "Democrats are now considering reforms that are, from the standpoint of democratic governance, overdue, but that were, from the standpoint of Senate traditions and mores, unthinkable: eliminating the filibuster, adding DC and Puerto Rico as states, even changing the composition of the Supreme Court." - none of that is happening.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:36 (four years ago)

I would give eliminating the filibuster pretty decent odds of happening, statehood less so.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:38 (four years ago)

how is adding more states unthinkable? we've clearly done it at least 37 times

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:44 (four years ago)

statehood already passed the house iirc

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:44 (four years ago)

eliminating the filibuster is going to be required to pass even a budget

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:45 (four years ago)

the House of Representatives is much more democratic than the US Senate, but tbf the House has a larger percentage of members who are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 26 September 2020 21:20 (four years ago)

Disagree. If 70% of the senate is dumber than a bag of hammers (conservatively speaking) the the house is only like 45% as dumb

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 26 September 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

There are more House members, therefore more dumb assholes.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 September 2020 21:26 (four years ago)

rate stats, silly

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:21 (four years ago)

brain cells below replacement

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 26 September 2020 23:17 (four years ago)

feels like desantis deciding to open everything up in late sept/early oct is a blatant ploy to depress turnout, either by creating an excuse to close polling places when cases inevitably increase, or by making it so people who are worried about the virus (aka democrats) have more to fear from voting in person

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:42 (four years ago)

As a political independent & centrist, I’ve voted for both parties in the past. In this critical presidential election, I’m endorsing @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris.

Progress takes courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT.

We must ALL VOTE: https://t.co/rZi1mxh8DC pic.twitter.com/auLbc8xDBv

— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) September 27, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy18AEE9JDk

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 13:52 (four years ago)

That is pretty surprising that the Rock would go there given that he seems like a "protect your brand at all costs" guy.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

The Rock, for whom I feel an abiding devotion, has endorsed Biden/Harris. I worry that casual observers will not realize just how profoundly damning this superficially vague and bloodless endorsement is. https://t.co/VzThg73SLv

— Tom Lee (@tjl) September 27, 2020

This is a man who, in an age of of endless partisan fracture, has maintained such widespread palatability that he is not only America’s top grossing movie star but mentioned as a plausible political candidate (generally assumed to be a corporatist FL Republican who who knows)

— Tom Lee (@tjl) September 27, 2020

If you are a student of The Rock’s instagram you will learn he studiously avoids taking positions on ANYTHING except:
- hard work (pro)
- fans (pro)
- troops (pro)
- his heritage (pro but in a nonthreatening way! it’s all good bro)
- his tequila company (pro)
- negativity (anti!)

— Tom Lee (@tjl) September 27, 2020

Picking a winner in this context means he’s seeing such a profound loser that there are no real costs involved

cf Swift, Taylor

— Tom Lee (@tjl) September 27, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 16:01 (four years ago)

He spoke at the RNC in 2000 too

Kinda wish there was video of his meeting with Biden. I have no clue wtf they would talk about

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

Probably everything in that bulleted list except the tequila part

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 27 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

The UK's ITV news reporting live from a failed state spiraling into factionalist warfare (aka Kentucky):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8jUhGOZu4

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 16:48 (four years ago)

wow. did anyone else watch that?

i'm sitting here trying to think of what i am going to say when my friends start supporting the left-wing militias. for those who don't have the time to watch, the left-wing section doesn't come until near the end, and it's very clear that militias are almost entirely right-wing racists. i honestly have never seen a real left-wing militia, in formation marching, with guns.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

also disturbing is that of course in many ways i sympathize with them - they've always lived with the constant threat and execution of physical violence by white people, they have more of a justification to form a militia and form their own protection, independent of the state, than just anyone i can think of, because the state itself is the one perpetrating the violence. i think they are living the REAL version of the bullshit that rightwing militias propagate. white supremacists always believe that either they are under direct attack or that the mob is at the gates. black people really have always been under attack.

but still, agh, get me out of here. i think i'm pretty categorically anti-marching with guns in neighborhoods

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 17:31 (four years ago)

Imagine donating to the Lincoln Project so this guy could buy a speedboat https://t.co/1Gh6T3Vbvc

— Aaron (@BobbyBigWheel) September 27, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 17:59 (four years ago)

"i'm sitting here trying to think of what i am going to say when my friends start supporting the left-wing militias" there is a decent piece on CNN this weekend about the concern that pretty soon, there is going to be armed conflict between black and white militias:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/26/us/black-white-militias-violence-blake/index.html

Frankly if it gets to this point, I'm leaving the US, fuck this. This is what the right wants, armed conflict, race war, fucking Wild West where everyone walks around armed. No thanks.

akm, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

I know the left long ago gave up on taking the flag as it’s own symbol, for understandable reasons. But 50 years ago the refusal to cede that symbol—to take it back from these fuckers—was a powerful antiwar optic. It’s unfortunate that to most Americans even if only subconsciously these shitheads own the flag completely now and that it facilitates their bullshit patriots-vs-infidels narrative.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

(this difference is thrown esp. into relief in the context of that video—the prospect of “symmetrical” warfare and what that will look like on TV)

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:11 (four years ago)

Heard an interview with some experts on extremism a couple of weeks ago, after the Portland shooting that killed some right winger. It pointed to the murder as a potential inflection point, as the extremism stuff overwhelmingly tilts right, but there has been growing concern that the far left would take up arms as well. Of course, that was the case in the 60s, it's just been a few decades since we've have to live with and through such extreme bothsidesism. Been trying to think if there's anything specific that could take it over the edge, like repealing the ACA or outlawing abortion, and I'm not sure. Maybe it's just inevitable, no matter how stuff like that shakes out in the next few years.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

Though actually, I think a contested election would put it over the edge.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:18 (four years ago)

https://www.axios.com/democrats-amy-coney-barrett-confirmation-strategy-fc515beb-fca9-4441-a93e-60601a0fcd75.html

lol everyone thinks she's an idiot

Senate Democrats recognize the danger. A top Democratic strategist pointed to three pitfalls: "liberals mishandling this by boycotting or treating her with disrespect; [Sen. Dianne] Feinstein [top Democrat on the Judiciary Committee] screwing it up; someone looking like a religious bigot."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:53 (four years ago)

You won't be glad you read this, but it's worth reading. (It's miles better than anything that asshole Umair Haque has ever written.)

I lived through the end of a civil war. Do you know what it was like for me? Quite normal. I went to work, I went out, I dated. This is what Americans don’t understand. They’re waiting to get personally punched in the face while ash falls from the sky. That’s not how it happens.

This is how it happens. Precisely what you’re feeling now. The numbing litany of bad news. The ever rising outrages. People suffering, dying, and protesting all around you, while you think about dinner.

If you’re trying to carry on while people around you die, your society is not collapsing. It’s already fallen down.

I was looking through some old photos for this article and the mix is shocking to me now. Almost offensive. There’s a burnt body in front of my office. Then I’m playing Scrabble with friends. There’s bomb smoke rising in front of the mall. Then I’m at a concert. There’s a long line for gas. Then I’m at a nightclub. This is all within two weeks.

Today I’m like, ‘did we live like this?’ But we did. I mean, I did. Was I a rich Colombo fuckboi while poorer people died? Well, yes. I wrote about it, but who cares.

The real question is, who are you? I mean, you’re reading this. You have the leisure to ponder American collapse like it’s even a question. The people really experiencing it already know.

So I’m telling you, as someone who’s been there, in similar shoes to yours; this is it. America has already collapsed. What you’re feeling is exactly how it feels. It’s Saturday and you’re thinking about food while the world is on fire. This is normal. This is life during collapse. Just read what it says on the tin:

LIFE! Now with 20% MORE DEATH!

...

Perhaps you’re waiting for some moment when the adrenaline kicks in and you’re fighting the virus or fascism all the time, but it’s not like that. Life is not a movie, and if it was, you’re certainly not the star. You’re just an extra. If something good or bad happens to you it’ll be random and no one will care. If you’re unlucky you’re a statistic. If you’re lucky, no one notices you at all.

Collapse is just a series of ordinary days in between extraordinary bullshit, most of it happening to someone else. That’s all it is.

...

In the last three months America has lost more people than Sri Lanka lost in 30 years of civil war. If this isn’t collapse, then the word has no meaning. You probably still think of Sri Lanka as a shithole, though the war ended over a decade ago and we’re fine. Then what does that make you?

America has fallen. You need to look up, at the people you’re used to looking down on. We’re trying to tell you something. I have lived through collapse and you’re already there. Until you understand this, you only have further to fall.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:55 (four years ago)

I guess with everything else going on, there is only so much bandwidth, but this whole story is just absolutely insane and the money involved in the graft is huge.

Why does this sxxx not seem to stick to the GOP or any of these crooks? This is prime example of dark campaign money buying influence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_nuclear_bribery_scandal

earlnash, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:01 (four years ago)

"Umair Haque" yeah who the fuck is that and why are his medium articles in my inbox all the goddamned time?

akm, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:11 (four years ago)

"lol everyone thinks she's an idiot" who? Barrett or Feinstein?

akm, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:13 (four years ago)

depends on how you define 'idiot' but Barrett is not one, by my definition (unlike, say, Nunes, or Kristi Noem, or Jim Jordan, or Sarah Palin).

akm, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:14 (four years ago)

Until you understand this, you only have further to fall.

I'll be the doomy Narrator this time. We don't yet understand this and we haven't yet arrived at our days of reckoning.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:19 (four years ago)

These debates are going to be bizarre and unnerving and meaningless and meaningful and lots else. Putting aside that I'm not quite sure what the concept means--a moderator can't follow-up with "That's simply not true"? Does that count as fact-checking?--I think I agree with the no-fact-checking by moderators, though.

http://www.cnn.com/2020/09/27/media/wallace-fact-check-reliable/index.html

Fact-checking Trump at this point, I just don't know if there's a person left on the planet where that makes a difference one way or the other. And besides grinding everything to a halt, the fact-checking would--how could it not?--fall so disproportionately against Trump, you give his cult exactly what they're looking for re proof of a rigged debate.

Which they'll claim anyway, so whatever.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

I dunno, clem. Chuck Todd looked crestfallen when he saw the polls and realized interest in the debates is at an all-time low. The "persuadables" are below three percent.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:23 (four years ago)

Chuck Todd looked crestfallen when he saw the polls and realized interest in the debates is at an all-time low.

I saw this this morning; he was basically pleading with his panel of talking heads to reassure him that his/their theater criticism still mattered. (It doesn't.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:24 (four years ago)

I'm surprised there's even 3% who haven't made up their mind--really? Your vote is still up for grabs?

No frame of reference for what these debates might be like. Trump-Clinton was bizarre enough.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:27 (four years ago)

I think you're right -- it IS below three percent.

HRC "won" (whatever that means) her three debates; nothing changed.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:30 (four years ago)

It is not a bad article - but Klein remains remarkably credulous. "Democrats are now considering reforms that are, from the standpoint of democratic governance, overdue, but that were, from the standpoint of Senate traditions and mores, unthinkable: eliminating the filibuster, adding DC and Puerto Rico as states, even changing the composition of the Supreme Court." - none of that is happening.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, September 26, 2020 1:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

"None of that is happening" = they're not considering it? (Whether those reforms will actually happen is another matter, and Klein has long been frustrated with Democrats' inability to recognize the need for such reforms.)

jaymc, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:35 (four years ago)

I think debates sometimes matter, and for different reasons: 1960, 1976, 1992, 2008. I wouldn't dismiss their importance altogether.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

People are already voting. Undecided and third party polling is tiny. They might matter but it’s less likely than ever that they will.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

Also no one watches tv

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:54 (four years ago)

I don't want to watch these debates, but afaict Trump has declined significantly since the last set. Perhaps so has Biden, but at least Biden began his decline from a position of coherence, Trump is now notably even more imcoherent. I'm not sure how he counters anything. It will just be his predictable word salad. Flights from China! Water flow! Religion! Socialism/antifa! Judges! Seems pointless to me.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:54 (four years ago)

do you cognitive declind?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:57 (four years ago)

*decline

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:57 (four years ago)

Is that the name of a dance? Looks like I somehow misspelled incoherent, despite correcting an initial typo, so ... yes, I am declined

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

I wonder if those 2016 debates--especially the one right after the Hollywood Access tape (the first?)--would have been different without the albatross of Bill Clinton. Maybe Hillary would have directly confronted him, summoning forth every bit of disgust within her. BC made that more difficult, if not untenable, and she no doubt thought the clip itself made anything more unnecessary.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

Cognitive Decline? Isn't that one of the B-52's 16 dances?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

I'll try watching the debates, and I'm sure I'll regret it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:50 (four years ago)

thread title

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

None of that is happening" = they're not considering it?

I don’t know who’s considering what - Warren would 86 the filibuster and Bernie would pack the court and so on, but Schumer doesn’t want to eliminate the filibuster, no one in the moderate and elderly part of the Senate wants to pack the court, and there’s no chance they admit two new states on a 51-49 party line vote.

People are scaremongering about the Court if the GOP regained power but they’d be much quicker to create East, West and Central Dakota if they hold all three bodies again.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

so... the NYT has Trump's tax paperwork now, do i got that right?

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:39 (four years ago)

Here's the piece:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:41 (four years ago)

and there's the tax returns

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:46 (four years ago)

JUST IN: 7th Circuit stays district court injunction allowing Wisconsin ballots postmarked by Election Day to be counted if received up to 6 days later. No list or count of judges backing the order. No rationale given. Earlier: https://t.co/wuiUGyzIhd pic.twitter.com/6d2HRVSIEO

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) September 27, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:48 (four years ago)

and there's the tax returns

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, September 27, 2020 4:46 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

How long have you been waiting to post that, qualms?

If I could I'd buy you a beer right now.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:49 (four years ago)

Can someone post a salient chunk of that NYT story for those of us out of stories

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:50 (four years ago)

congrats qualmsley, you spoke it into existence

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

He paid $750 in taxes in 2016 and 2017. That’s the story that makes sense to most people. All the stuff about losses is too complicated.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

raymond i may be able to retire from ILX now altogether

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:59 (four years ago)

I think the debates will matter a little bit it’ll be the opposite of 2016; we all know what Trumps gonna say, he’s obviously gonna lie a bunch and make no sense most of the time, while Biden needs to convince that tiny section of persuadable voters that he’s competent, so as long as he does okay and doesn’t say anything stupid I think it’ll be considered a win

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:00 (four years ago)

Soooo....takeaways from the tax returns are A) he’s paid no taxes and B) he’s massively underwater? How the fuck is a United States President who’s lined his pockets with federal government money for FOUR YEARS $400 million in debt?

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

i'm out of clicks too and i want to read about the losses :(
relatedly, is there a trick to the nytimes? no more incognito mode. i guess i have to delete cookies. i don't want to give them money.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:19 (four years ago)

xpost It's because he's smart.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:20 (four years ago)

Paywall Bypass for Chrome works if that’s your browser

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

Old lunch other. Trumpian spin: Because he's smart and has used the chapter laws cleverly to minimize his tax liability while he cleans up on profits for dodgy stuff like licensing his name to be on buildings owned and managed by someone else?

Just tryna save some time. The Trump spin is already on record; no one's mind will be changed by any of this.

Those who think he's a charlatan and a loser still think so.

Those who think he's a genius at manipulating the system still think so.

Congrats, I guess, to people who think this was going to be a game changer. So sorry to be the one to tell you that it won't be.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

Old lunch OTM

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:23 (four years ago)

that's what i need, thanks xxp

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:24 (four years ago)

Tips re reading NYT articles: I'm using Chrome on a MacBook. I open the link to the article in an incognito window and very quickly (like, within 10 seconds) hit the ESC key. That stops the page from loading, but the text will already be there; you just won't see any of the pictures or graphics.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:26 (four years ago)

Right now, Trump's response is "fake news, fake news"--he says he's paid lots of taxes.

If he's ever forced to move past that--he may not be--I expect his response will be the same one he had in the one Republican debate in 2016: no one knows how to game the system better than I do, and that's the guy you want in charge. It was, truthfully, probably his best debate moment: when he said (paraphrase) "I gave money to that guy, and I gave money to that guy too, and I could call them up and get them to do whatever I wanted."

I have to agree with YMP: not sure any of this will mean anything.

clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:27 (four years ago)

Obviously it’s gonna mean very little for the election but I’m starting to get very curious what’s going to happen to Trump once he becomes a civilian. He has to repay nearly half a billion in the next four years!!

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:28 (four years ago)

I will let more detail oriented folks suss out the, well, details, but remarkably, Trump seems to be such a terrible businessman that even as a crook, despite being rife with corruption and conflicts of interest, despite being the goddamn president of the United States, his incompetence still puts him unfathomably deep in the red.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:30 (four years ago)

it will definitely mean nothing, i am just interested in taxes tbh

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:31 (four years ago)

Well, I think it depends on if and how much he broke the law doesn't it? And if he is indeed 300 million in debt, that won't go away when he's no longer president, in a couple of months or in 4 years.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:34 (four years ago)

But, Josh, it's strategic redness. He's smartly understating his income so as to reduce his taxes! Which is what any smart, winning businessman can and should do.

Anybody who doesn't game the system in this way is just not smart.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:35 (four years ago)

Yeah it’s abundantly clear now how this dude managed to not only lose money in the casino business but also in real estate during the 90s, when practically everyone was making bank. Hilarious that the guy who ran on his business acumen turned out to be arguably the worst businessman who ever lived

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:36 (four years ago)

lol If he's such a bad businessman, then how has he lost hundreds of millions of dollars? You have to be a great businessman to make hundreds of millions of dollars to lose!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

heh, I missed the detail that supposedly he reported $70,000 in hair care as an expense.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:39 (four years ago)

tbf Trump writing his hair care off as a loss makes perfect sense.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

Ha that would be a good prepared debate zing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago)

I am still skeptical that this will matter but this seems weird

President Trump convened a news conference at the White House on Sunday afternoon, minutes after The New York Times published a major new investigation into his tax returns.

For reasons unclear, Mr. Trump was accompanied by his personal lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani, and New Jersey’s former governor, Chris Christie.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

We have known since the 2016 debates that this will be the inevitable Trumpian spin: he declares loses that are convenient for him, and continues to buy golden toilets. So, and I am trying to say this nicley, why the fuck did we howl so hard for tHe TaX reTuRns?

Sorry, I am a little bitter about this. What is the point of spending four years nailing Jello to a wall? It will just squish away in every direction. Perhaps we could point to the evasiveness itself as the problem, rather than hope the content of the returns miraculously shows evidence of some incontrovertible crime?

News flash: no one with a competent accountant and/or attorney reveals blatant crimes in their tax return. Perhaps there are areas of ambiguity that a very skilled forensic accountant could uncover, given unlimited access and a broad scope of prosecutorial power.

What the fuck were you hoping for, a line item like "payments from Putin for being a Russian stooge, $6M/annum payable in monthly installments"?

That he shows losses and bankruptcies is, from the point of view of his supporters, strategic and smart and indicative of someone with skills at the game. Because these people don't respect or recognize the legitimacy of the tax code (or the existence of the government), then Trump's ability to evade it is a sign of strength, not weakness.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

so he's gonna get indicted if he loses

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:50 (four years ago)

I think the tax returns were just the first “you said you were gonna do this and you didn’t” thing in his campaign

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:53 (four years ago)

“It’s fake news,” he says. “It’s totally fake news. Made up, fake. We went through the same stories, you could have asked me the same questions four years ago, I had to litigate this and had to talk about it. Totally fake news. Actually, I paid tax. And you’ll see that as soon as my tax returns – it’s under audit, they’ve been under audit for a long time, the IRS does not treat me well, they treat me like the Tea Party, like they treated the Tea Party, and they don’t treat me well. They treat me very badly. You have people in the IRS that treat me very, very badly. But they’re under audit. And when they’re not, I would be proud to show you. But that’s just fake news.”

Oh, ok.

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:55 (four years ago)

“First of all, I’ve paid a lot and I’ve paid a lot of state income taxes, too. ... It’ll all be revealed. It’s going to come out, but after after the audit. They’re doing their assessment. We’ve been negotiating for a long time. Things get settled, like in the IRS. But right now when you’re under audit, you don’t do it. You don’t do that. So we’re under audit. But the story is a total fake.”

Crisis averted!

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:56 (four years ago)

But yeah I’m starting to get the impression that this election is gonna mean more to Trump than just staying President for another 4 years. I still think about that should’ve-been-a-bombshell report about how the Trump organization is literally just fraud from the ground up

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

If I read the Times right, they said this is just the first of many articles. The problem for him is, there might not be a line item for crimes committed, but when it comes to funny tax business, once you start moving around hundreds of millions of dollars you become a pretty big target.

He's like the low-level mafia thug who buys a fancy car after the big heist rather than laying low. He's been asking for it for years.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

"so he's gonna get indicted if he loses" will he? how much of this shit is illegal tax avoidance and how much is legal loopholes that the rich use to get out of paying their fair share?

akm, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)


News flash: no one with a competent accountant and/or attorney reveals blatant crimes in their tax return.


I agree with the general thrust of what you’re saying but:

1. This is not in general even a little bit true. People declare crimes on their tax returns all the time.
2. Trumps accountants may not be the sharpest knives in the drawer
3. The story notes that he is under investigation by the IRS and likely owes them a lot of money for fraudulently claiming a refund.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

Also I think $750 is a worse headline than zero too btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

What bears repeating, er, repeatedly, is that he is reportedly $300 million in debt. Even if he committed no crimes, even if he gets away with it all, he still owes $300 million dollars!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:01 (four years ago)

Obviously it’s gonna mean very little for the election but I’m starting to get very curious what’s going to happen to Trump once he becomes a civilian. He has to repay nearly half a billion in the next four years!!

we already knew this much before the election, it's certainly not going to change anything, but I'm v happy for qualmsley rn

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:01 (four years ago)

how much of this shit is illegal tax avoidance and how much is legal loopholes that the rich use to get out of paying their fair share?

Lotta indications the last few months that it’s mostly the former

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:03 (four years ago)

no one who likes him cares about any of this is my sense, would be fun if he lost and then got charged without the protection of the office tho

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:05 (four years ago)

Yeah this is a crime

The number of shady practices disclosed in this article boggles the mind. (And raises interesting questions about what the hell the IRS was doing before Trump became president): pic.twitter.com/OXBGhBchWu

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) September 27, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

Yeah this is a crime

The number of shady practices disclosed in this article boggles the mind. (And raises interesting questions about what the hell the IRS was doing before Trump became president): pic.twitter.com/OXBGhBchWu

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) September 27, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

Yeah this is a crime

The number of shady practices disclosed in this article boggles the mind. (And raises interesting questions about what the hell the IRS was doing before Trump became president): pic.twitter.com/OXBGhBchWu

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) September 27, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

It’s a crime folks

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

lol he reportedly said at the press conference that he considers answering reporters questions to be debate prep, which means of course that that is the only so-called debate prep he is doing.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:08 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lECDTb2G1hY

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:09 (four years ago)

xpost Wait, so he paid Ivanka as an anonymous consultant, then wrote off those hundreds of thousands of dollars? Um...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:09 (four years ago)

The “this won’t change voters minds” stuff is beside the point. If you don’t care whether wealthy people are paying their taxes, you’re the mark.

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) September 27, 2020



Don't forget. Data showed a county in Mississippi that's mostly Black and battling poverty is the most heavily audited by the IRS.

“The five counties with the highest audit rates are all predominantly African American, rural counties in the Deep South.” https://t.co/qMHagqaikk

— William C. (@williamcson) September 27, 2020



Gtfo with the performative ennui btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

The disappointing takeaway from my initial skim of the article was that there doesnt appear to be any weird debts/issues over his head from the Russians. Well I dont know if disappointing is the right word to use but... you know.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

He's like the low-level mafia thug who buys a fancy car after the big heist rather than laying low. He's been asking for it for years.

Too bad he wasn't in on the Luftansa heist.

https://i.gifer.com/Qy9s.gif

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:14 (four years ago)

Tips re reading NYT articles: I'm using Chrome on a MacBook. I open the link to the article in an incognito window and very quickly (like, within 10 seconds) hit the ESC key. That stops the page from loading, but the text will already be there; you just won't see any of the pictures or graphics.

another tip: i run firefox with javascript blocked (using the noscript addon) and a useful side effect is that i can read nyt and wapo articles. some pictures and graphics don't show but the text is there.

visiting, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

I don’t think the “this won’t effect the election” take is necessarily accurate. He’s underwater in literally every swing state and the election is 5 weeks away. his only chance of winning legitimately hinges on him finding some way to stabilize and get at least a couple decent news cycles, or at least get some kinda Biden scandal in the headlines. Time is running out.

frogbs, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

Appelbaum’s tweets are even better knowing he’s the guy with the weird voice questioning Pete Butts.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:19 (four years ago)

Correct xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:21 (four years ago)

And the follow up stories they’re threatening seem like they might soak up all the oxygen for a few of the remaining days too

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:22 (four years ago)

Speaking of debts, was it ever revealed who paid off Brett K's six-figure debts?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:24 (four years ago)

And those hundreds of million that Asshole owes, was it delinated in the Times exactly who he owes that money to?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

War_criminal_drinking_poison.jpg pic.twitter.com/XbH0QyEWrq

— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) September 27, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:33 (four years ago)

Gtfo with the performative ennui btw
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, September 27, 2020 6:10 PM

otm

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:37 (four years ago)

lol I just heard he listed his fame as an asset.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:38 (four years ago)

no ennui here performative or otherwise, just a hunch. luckily it will be very easy to track whether said hunch is correct or not.

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:40 (four years ago)

No particular instinct for how much the Trump tax news will resonate with rank-and-file voters. May depend on how much the Biden campaign chooses to emphasize it. There is a damaging headline for Trump (that he paid only $750) which is sometimes lacking in these sorts of stories.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 27, 2020

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:45 (four years ago)

With the exception of the Grab Pussy tape, it's never the initial headline that hurts Trump as much as the 4 weeks he spends making it much worse via unforced errors

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:51 (four years ago)

Curious how Trump paid FL state income taxes, which do not exist

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 23:55 (four years ago)

I'm just glad because this is probably the biggest thing to happen to potentially sway my mom (who voted for him in '16) to either abstain or vote Biden. She lives in a deeply red bubble in Alabama and gets most of her news from the morning redneck radio show on her drive to work but she's a CPA and accounting/tax code is the only realm in which she's capable of critical thinking.

Fetchboy, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:03 (four years ago)

There may be--I hope--a few million people who voted for him because they sincerely believed he was a great businessman and that that was what the country needed (same argument that Perot, Forbes, and others--Romney too, I guess--used). Maybe it'll stick with them, and those votes will make a difference in a close election. (If the phrase "close election" even has meaning this time.)

clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:07 (four years ago)

In the end, it's all going to be true. So what the heck is going to happen if Trump pardons' literally everyone of wrong doing?

Is that possible?

Do they have to already been convicted or can you like literally print up a 'get outta jail free' card?

earlnash, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:11 (four years ago)

You cant preemptively pardon anybody, no. Essentially as I understand it accepting a pardon is admission of guilt.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:23 (four years ago)

Of course, you can dangle the prospect, but that as we all know is obstruction of justice, and no one ever gets away with that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:24 (four years ago)

I agree this probably not going to get any trump voters to vote for biden, but I can see it depressing turnout a small but material amount among his alleged base of Obama 08/trump 16 white works by class voters.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 00:45 (four years ago)

Uhhhh...

BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump's former campaign manager is reportedly in a Fort Lauderdale hospital after barricading himself in his home, armed and making threats. https://t.co/IHbkg1kHdV

— WPLG Local 10 News (@WPLGLocal10) September 28, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 September 2020 00:55 (four years ago)

He started early.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

Lol

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

Alternately, he read the NYT story and realized that maybe he wasn’t getting any more money.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:01 (four years ago)

Forthcoming Trump campaign statement: he was a minor functionary who may have brought us coffee once

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:01 (four years ago)

The state with the prettiest name!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:04 (four years ago)

Well, that's two major stories in one Sunday. We've got a couple more hours for a third.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:07 (four years ago)

Noooo Parscale don’t do it you’re so sexy haha

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:15 (four years ago)

xp - What, the Rock's endorsement doesn't count as a major story to you?

Fetchboy, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:24 (four years ago)

Rock's endorsement video is interesting in that he doesn't mention Trump once

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

on brand with his stay positive crap

Nhex, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:28 (four years ago)

I guess The Rock counts but I 100% expect to wake up to at least one more bonkers story

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:29 (four years ago)

Raymond Cummings raises a good point. We have not yet heard from Hulk Hogan.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:34 (four years ago)

lol

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

I don’t know who’s considering what - Warren would 86 the filibuster and Bernie would pack the court and so on, but Schumer doesn’t want to eliminate the filibuster, no one in the moderate and elderly part of the Senate wants to pack the court, and there’s no chance they admit two new states on a 51-49 party line vote.

People are scaremongering about the Court if the GOP regained power but they’d be much quicker to create East, West and Central Dakota if they hold all three bodies again.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, September 27, 2020 4:22 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

OK, so why does this make Ezra Klein credulous? I think he would largely agree with you on all of this.

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

Hulk Hogan endorses Peter Thiel for whatever

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

I was just going to reference that shit heel Thiel

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:36 (four years ago)

OK, so why does this make Ezra Klein credulous? I think he would largely agree with you on all of this.

According to him, he does not agree with me, he thinks all of that is very much possible:
"I’m not going to call this a prediction, but it is a possibility."

"... and the vision of the Senate that he is convincing Democrats to embrace, the reforms he might, at last, convince them to make."

"The singular lesson Senate Democrats learned from the Obama years was McConnell simply wouldn’t let them govern if they retook the majority." - Ezra apparently has not heard Joe Biden speak?

etc.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

OK, well, I think it's possible, too. I don't think it will be easy (cf. Joe Manchin's comments on court packing today), but I don't think it's impossible, as you seem to think so many things are. (Biden is still polling within spitting distance in Texas, btw.)

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:52 (four years ago)

I think lots of things are possible. I don't know how you can live in 2020 and think you know how everything's going to shake out.

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 01:53 (four years ago)

Jaymc otm

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 September 2020 01:58 (four years ago)

social security / medicare = for all

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

Sometimes the day is ending and I repeat the nightly news to my husband and just go, "Well okay," then we make passionate love.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:16 (four years ago)

My favorite Faye Dunaway line from Network.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:18 (four years ago)

I don't know how you can live in 2020 and think you know how everything's going to shake out.

Because I’m listening to Biden and Biden’s team and Schumer and Feinstein and Manchin and etc. tell me all the things that aren’t possible.

The Democratic Party that wipes away the filibuster, packs the court and grants statehood to DC and Puerto Rico is a fantasy.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:42 (four years ago)

Maybe they’ll need to nibble at the filibuster to pass a budget - but we saw how that works in 2013. The whole thing isn’t going away, but we’ll make sure the Pentagon budget can climb over $800bn.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:44 (four years ago)

OK. Then capture the Democratic Party and make it a reality. But don't expect any of those outcomes to be handed to you because you like them.

If "politics is the art of the possible", then the job of progressives is to make their policies possible. The way to do that is to accrue enough political power to find candidates and back them with enough votes to win elections. Believe it or not, this is somewhat less of a mountain to climb than fomenting a proletarian revolution.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

But don't expect any of those outcomes to be handed to you because you like them.

That wasn't the question, the question was "why is Ezra Klein credulous."

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:51 (four years ago)

Ezra Klein may have said those things were possible, but he was careful not to say how possible he thought they were. iow, his credulity in this regard was played very close to the vest.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:58 (four years ago)

Then capture the Democratic Party and make it a reality.

Believe it or not, this is somewhat less of a mountain to climb than fomenting a proletarian revolution.

idk these seem about equally difficult to me

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:58 (four years ago)

yikes, parscale is having a rough one

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/09/28/former-trump-campaign-manager-brad-pascale-armed-barricades-self-in-fl-home-police-called/

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 September 2020 03:03 (four years ago)

if i had to guess, that suggests that he has more on his mind than trump losing. there are lots of rumors swirling about him siphoning off the campaign financing to personal ends

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 September 2020 03:04 (four years ago)

in order to drain the swamp it was necessary to create another larger swamp to drain it into

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 03:08 (four years ago)

MSNBC says this report is sending "shockwaves through the White House."

I find that very hard to believe--surely they've known for years this was coming out sooner or later.

clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2020 03:15 (four years ago)

But Brad seemed like such a nice young man!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 September 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

It's always the greed. Brad, despite siphoning off millions, no doubt invested those millions in some stupid scheme.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 03:30 (four years ago)

As I said, 750 is somehow more offensive than 0

Well that was quick — the Biden team just released their first ad on the reporting released today on Trump’s taxes in the @nytimes pic.twitter.com/Cw51FUof8g

— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) September 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 03:34 (four years ago)

The NYT tax story is really a breakthrough in reporting and presentation. It's thorough and dense for those looking to parse details, but there's one punchline detail that folks will remember for a long time: $750.

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) September 28, 2020



Good move to put it in the first sentence

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 03:38 (four years ago)

i've already had 3 or four friends use as their statuses "I paid more in taxes than that in 2016 and 2017!" and those kindsa points are spreading.

that....isn't a bad way to illuminate further the ridiculousness of it.

civilian friends of mine who aren't rich paid more in 2016 and 2017 than the President. not because he didn't pay any, but cos heo nly paid $750.

caek otm

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 04:07 (four years ago)

tomorrow's news - Trump resigns.

Pence is promoted to President.

Pence pardons Trump and makes him his VP.

Pence resigns.

Trump is now President.

Trump nominates Pence as his VP.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 04:11 (four years ago)

#SCsen:
Graham (R-inc) 45% (+1)
Harrison (D) 44%@YouGovAmerica/@CBSNewsPoll, LV, 9/22-25https://t.co/u7KYVZX1Tr

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) September 27, 2020

he won't lose, but what if he did...

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/25/lindsey-graham-begs-for-cash-421952

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 04:16 (four years ago)

I just kicked in $10 to Graham's opponent, Harrison. I want Lindsey Graham sweating bullets when the confirmation hearings start.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 04:24 (four years ago)

https://t.co/RUQxbxIXUE pic.twitter.com/ByWCvCc4n0

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) September 28, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 04:40 (four years ago)

As I said, 750 is somehow more offensive than 0

I think it's more insulting, in a way. Someone who owes zero, we all know about tax write-offs and whatever. But 750 means that he's claiming some paltry amount of income, which just seems ridiculous.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 28 September 2020 05:20 (four years ago)

it's like why a penny tip is more insulting than stiffing the waiter

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 05:40 (four years ago)

idk for me it’s more the confirmation that there’s the hidden lever or the secret handshake that gets you that deal

not the amount, not the math of how it works out but the deal that made it “ok”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 September 2020 06:31 (four years ago)

you live your whole life knowing thats how it works, but seeing it in writing is just

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 September 2020 06:32 (four years ago)

xps:

US banks won't lend Trump money since the early aughts. Most of his loans appear to be through Deutsche Bank's US private wealth management business. And why would Deutsche Bank lend to a notorious deadbeat?

ForensicNews.net: Deutsche Bank’s loans to Donald Trump were underwritten by Russian state-owned VTB Bank

Hard to say where Trump's actual net worth stands. Without consideration of debt, Forbes goes property by property and still gets $2.5 billion. Much is minority interests in properties with reasonable assessments, and Forbes isn't counting intangibles like whatever value the Trump brand may still have. So if Trump's personal liabilities are limited to the $413 million debt due in the next 4 years, + maybe IRS clawback of a $72 million refund the IRS is auditing, he'll still have a more comfortable retirement than any of us can hope for.

However, the NYT piece to my knowledge doesn't mention any longer maturity debt. Supposedly it's just the first of many planned features from the tax returns. And Trump still faces potential liability from the thousand+ civil cases. My worthless guess, between the $250 million tangible net worth the NYT reported in 2005, property appreciation, and ill-gotten gains, he could still be in the higher 9 digits.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Monday, 28 September 2020 08:17 (four years ago)

what’s interesting is that he’s utterly worthless

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 28 September 2020 09:07 (four years ago)

tomorrow's news - Trump resigns.

Pence is promoted to President.

Pence pardons Trump and makes him his VP.

Pence resigns.

Trump is now President.

Trump nominates Pence as his VP.

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 05:11 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

We feed the cats to the rats, the rats to the cats, and get the skins for free!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 September 2020 09:46 (four years ago)

Now get this...

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:26 (four years ago)

I could actually see Neanderthal's scenario playing out, except for the last step - Trump would swap in the My Pillow guy or some other toadie that was more sufficiently loyal than Pence, just because he could.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:37 (four years ago)

there's zero chance that once Pence is President that he doesn't tell Trump to go fuck himself and name Mother as his VP.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:48 (four years ago)

Mother do ya think they'll try to break
My balls

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:51 (four years ago)

i can't imagine this level of tax evasion is in any sense legal

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 13:54 (four years ago)

Nixon did some of that

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:55 (four years ago)

i like the detail of the $72 million dollar tax refund.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 13:57 (four years ago)

lol

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 13:57 (four years ago)

this country is such a joke. i'm sure plenty of other rich people basically do this.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 13:58 (four years ago)

also the fact that his stupid tv show was one of his few profitable ventures. the whole real estate/hotel empire apparently is just bleeding money constantly.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:00 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAVl_IJV5eI

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:02 (four years ago)

it's also possible that the massive losses the golf courses, etc, are incurring is fraudulent and a way to reduce his taxable income.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:07 (four years ago)

he could be hiding some of the revenue from those places. i wouldn't be surprised. the huge losses he keeps claiming seem really convenient.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:08 (four years ago)

i can't imagine this level of tax evasion is in any sense legal

yeah the lede a lot of people seem to be going with is "somehow this is all legal" (or, if you're FOX, "PATHETIC NYT BOMBSHELL REVEALS NO CRIME"), but the take I've heard from the two people I know who do business internationally is "there's a lot of outright fraud here and it's fucking insane the IRS didn't catch it earlier"

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:14 (four years ago)

have heard that perhaps his decision to reopen everything as soon as possible may be influenced by the fact that he is broke

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:15 (four years ago)

I mean Biden may wanna suggest that at the debate. just a thought

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:15 (four years ago)

It's been so frustrating to see even some usually well meaning libs on Twitter hand-waving this way as "this just shows how badly written our tax code is". Well, yes, of course, but that doesn't come close to explain all of this.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:17 (four years ago)

have heard that perhaps his decision to reopen everything as soon as possible may be influenced by the fact that he is broke

― frogbs, Monday, September 28, 2020 10:15 AM

makes sense all his business interests are in the sectors hit hardest by the shutdown

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:23 (four years ago)

i think it's weird you can subsidize a bunch of failing businesses with profitable businesses and then claim income "losses" so you don't need to pay taxes on the profits from the proftiable businesses.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:30 (four years ago)

Viewed from a purely political lens, is it more important that this story shows that Trump is incompetent (bad at business) or that he's corrupt (plays by different rules)? At first glance, the corruption seems like an objectively bigger deal, and aligns with the message that Trump only cares about himself. But for voters who trust Trump on the economy because of the myth that he's a successful businessman, I wonder if the fact that he's lost so much money effectively undercuts that belief in any way.

Like, there are some people who are going to think Trump is smart for not paying taxes (as Trump himself said in 2016), like he knows how to game the system. But the chronic losses and debt point to weakness and failure: that he doesn't know what he's doing, that he's "in over his head" (as Michelle Obama said at the DNC), etc.

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:38 (four years ago)

I want to know why the issue of that likely fraudulent 70 million dollar tax refund has been in audit since 2011. 9 years!? Really?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:39 (four years ago)

fwiw, I'm pro "this won't matter," both because it's true and because the opposite is not a noble or even neutral stance. it's false reassurance, which has consequences; if you have unsupported faith that something -- for instance, the mueller report -- will save the day, then you'll be less inclined to take further action

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

charlie brown: based on overwhelming past experience, you're just going to pull the football up
lucy: stop being defeatist! cynics like you are the problem!

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:45 (four years ago)

why do we only have this binary, either it does nothing, or it takes him down?

it's fairly certain to hurt him in the election, not with Republicans, but with independent voters, and with Democrats he previously siphoned. There's a huge middle here.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:49 (four years ago)

I don't think this is going to change the narrative dramatically, but it represents another large chunk cut into his foundation.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:49 (four years ago)

pretty sure the anti-Trump faction, that includes us, have an internal fire that is permanently lit, I don't think us seeing this news and going "wow, this is big" will suddenly extinguish that

xpost

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

the fraud and corruption are the big issues here, as is the fact that he is in debt so certain people have leverage over him, including foreign powers presumably.

the fact that his businesses "lost money" doesn't matter because he found a way to profit off the losses, via fraud. he was never the kind of businessman who built profitable ventures. he was always the kind that profitted through wheeling and dealing and dicking people over.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

I want to know why the issue of that likely fraudulent 70 million dollar tax refund has been in audit since 2011. 9 years!? Really?

I mean, I'm guessing because Trump has stonewalled, delayed and ignored every request for more information. And since he's become president, it's probably even easier for him to push this to the backburner. I think it says more about the IRS than Trump. tbh.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

fwiw, I'm pro "this won't matter,"

Invincibility in the real world lasts until it suddenly doesn't. I don't know if this story will be the one that puts re-election for Trump firmly out of reach, but there's no reason it can't be the one.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:54 (four years ago)

btw, i've seen into the future and what happens to him later in the decade when the loans come in is funny. he loses everything and has to start from scratch by living modestly. he moves into a shared apartment in brooklyn with a couple of Pratt students and it becomes the subject of a reality show. the young people take him to coffee shops, indie art spaces, record launch parties etc like some kind of freakish accessory, similar to how some people walk around the city with giant iguanas on leashes.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:55 (four years ago)

Let's think of The One Story. Think of the dozens of smaller pricks in the arm felt by the few remaining independents in the last few weeks.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:55 (four years ago)

Like, if I were a Trump follower, I'd be wary of irrational protection because by definition you cannot know when it will stop working.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:56 (four years ago)

What changed the dynamic in 2016 was, beside Clinton's toxic image predating the election, was a general air of corruption around Clinton; the Comey letter in late October finally killed her.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 14:56 (four years ago)

Even if it doesn't change anyone's mind, it's not a story that *helps* Trump with only 5 weeks until the election, when he's already behind in the polls. Especially since Trump himself won't be able to ignore it and will spend time responding to it. He needs to turn things around, and this will likely make it harder for him to do so.

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:58 (four years ago)

it's something good for biden to bring up tomorrow night

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:59 (four years ago)

he should say that trump has been "stealing from the taxpayer."

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 14:59 (four years ago)

I'm half expecting Trump to not show up for the debate tomorrow.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:04 (four years ago)

Biden's tax returns ftr on on his website, and his earnings make for a....sharp contrast.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:05 (four years ago)

on = are

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:05 (four years ago)

jaymc otm, anything that makes trump spend these next few weeks talking about something he doesn't want to talk about rather than something he wants to talk about is good

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:07 (four years ago)

otm x2

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

for context

The @FiveThirtyEight nat'l polling average with 36 days until E-Day:

2020: Biden+7.3
2016: Clinton+3.7
2012: Obama+3.6*
2008: Obama+3.3
2004: Bush+4.9*
2000: Gore+0.3
1996: Clinton+14.3
1992: Clinton+10.9
1988: Bush+4.5
1984: Reagan+16.9
1980: Reagan+4.6
1976: Carter+3.3

— Nathaniel Rakich (@baseballot) September 28, 2020

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

jeeezus I forgot how wide Bill Clinton's lead was in 1996.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

yeah, people keep mis-remembering Hilary having a huge lead at this point in time, and she didn't.

things widened briefly after the "pussy grab" video, but as this was done about a month prior to election, things started reverting to mean, and the Comey letter, as Alfred said, probably moved things a few points towards Trump in each state, many of which were already competitive.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:14 (four years ago)

xpost

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:14 (four years ago)

for some reason, we were inundated with the idea that it was "mathematically impossible" for trump to win

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

i was at a voice lesson on election night 1996 and my voice teacher told my mom she voted for Dole. my mom, who'd voted for Clinton, looked at her with a "aww how cute" look.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

About time:

Joe Biden’s ground game in Florida is getting a jolt from billionaire Michael Bloomberg.

Bloomberg told the Miami Herald Monday that he’s giving $4 million to get-out-the-vote efforts on behalf of the Democratic presidential nominee in the nation’s largest swing state. With the money, grassroots organizations held back for months by the coronavirus pandemic plan to promote Biden by talking face-to-face with voters in minority and “underrepresented” communities.

“The COVID-19 pandemic has upended this election season and changed the way campaigns are run in many ways — but one thing that remains unchanged is the importance of a strong ground game in engaging voters, informing them of what’s at stake in this election, and ensuring they know how to make their voices heard at the ballot box,” Bloomberg said in a statement to the Herald. “And that’s especially true of Florida, where mail-in ballots have already been sent out and early voting begins in just three weeks.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:23 (four years ago)

I want his campaign in Florida to be having a comedy extendo-boxing glove and hit everybody in the face without a mask on

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:43 (four years ago)

Hillary opened up a big lead after the DNC though I think that may have had more to do with Trump's continued attacks on a gold star family. that shit did *not* play well

for some reason, we were inundated with the idea that it was "mathematically impossible" for trump to win

I seem to remember Nate Silver/538 taking a lot of shit for even suggesting that Trump still had a 25% chance or whatever. as I recall they were the only aggregator seriously beating the "he can win the EC without the popular vote" drum

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

i was one of the people giving him flack and man did I have shit on my face after

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

https://t.co/IPW0YuB7oo

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 28, 2020

LOL great timing on this weak ass shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

anything that makes trump spend these next few weeks talking about something he doesn't want to talk about rather than something he wants to talk about is good

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, September 28, 2020 11:07 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's trump, he'll just talk about something else, and if there isn't something else he'll invent something else.

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

remember in January when we all collectively decided that the last 4 weeks of the election would be dominated by Hunter Biden/Burisma coverage and it would push Trump over the edge much like the emails story did

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

Green Bay DMA COVID hotspot in October seems plausibly relevant for the election pic.twitter.com/CabJqeHUbo

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) September 28, 2020



Feels like hunter biden is pretty weak sauce when this is coming back in the Midwest in october

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

yeah, people keep mis-remembering Hilary having a huge lead at this point in time, and she didn't.

things widened briefly after the "pussy grab" video, but as this was done about a month prior to election, things started reverting to mean, and the Comey letter, as Alfred said, probably moved things a few points towards Trump in each state, many of which were already competitive.

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

There were national polls at this time in 2016 that showed Trump ahead. Not many, so they could be waved away as outliers, but there were a few. For instance, this Morning Consult poll at pretty much exactly this time four years ago (the day before the first debate): https://morningconsult.com/2016/09/25/trump-edges-clinton-ahead-first-debate/

jaymc, Monday, 28 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

i definitely waved them away as outliers myself.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:00 (four years ago)

he's trump, he'll just talk about something else, and if there isn't something else he'll invent something else.

wouldn't necessarily count on that, I AM VERY RICH AND SUCCESSFUL is pretty much the only thing he talks about

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 16:00 (four years ago)

Hardly the most damaging angle but I'm glad she addressed it:

Last year Republicans blasted a firehose of hatred + vitriol my way because I treated myself to a $250 cut & lowlights on my birthday.

Where’s the criticism of their idol spending $70k on hairstyling?

Oh, it’s nowhere because they’re spineless, misogynistic hypocrites? Got it. https://t.co/xCQGwW7EK5

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 28, 2020

pomenitul, Monday, 28 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

That's nearly $200 a day, including Sundays

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

As Dolly Parton has said, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

xps: Hunter Biden is a non-issue for the election. The sums involved, and the policy reversals, were much much greater with Kushner-Qatar-666 5th.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:18 (four years ago)

Do I believe Hunter Biden is a corrupt, drug-addled fool who has taken advantage of his father's position throughout his miserable life? Sure, anyone who read the New Yorker profile about him in 2019 knows that he's a creep! But it definitely is not impacting how anyone is voting. It's so transparent that 45 is just grasping at straws, trying to distract from the cascade of bad news.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:26 (four years ago)

remember in January when we all collectively decided that the last 4 weeks of the election would be dominated by Hunter Biden/Burisma coverage and it would push Trump over the edge much like the emails story did

― frogbs, Monday, September 28, 2020 11:57 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

disclaimer, I was one of those people, but in January we also didn't know there would be COVID

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:26 (four years ago)

or, more specifically, we knew there was COVID but not that it would blow up this huge

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:27 (four years ago)

yeah the lede a lot of people seem to be going with is "somehow this is all legal" (or, if you're FOX, "PATHETIC NYT BOMBSHELL REVEALS NO CRIME"), but the take I've heard from the two people I know who do business internationally is "there's a lot of outright fraud here and it's fucking insane the IRS didn't catch it earlier"

― frogbs, Monday, September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm no expert, but I would think one of the biggest areas for concern for Trump would not be fraud in the tax returns in and of themselves (though possible), but how the tax returns contradict other financial filings he has made, such as mortgage applications (cf. NY AGs suit).

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:38 (four years ago)

Re Trump’s hair:

https://t.co/2g9dDW4sEZ pic.twitter.com/tlv6uGHyI5

— Kit Lovelace (@kitlovelace) September 27, 2020



The article in question made sense to me at the time and is really the only way you can square that, considering he supposedly dyes it himself.

seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 28 September 2020 16:41 (four years ago)

I mean he's blatantly broken the law numerous times while in office as the most visible man on the planet, there's gotta be zero chance any of this is on the up and up

Do I believe Hunter Biden is a corrupt, drug-addled fool who has taken advantage of his father's position throughout his miserable life? Sure, anyone who read the New Yorker profile about him in 2019 knows that he's a creep! But it definitely is not impacting how anyone is voting. It's so transparent that 45 is just grasping at straws, trying to distract from the cascade of bad news.

its hard to overstate how lucky it was for Trump to draw the most disliked opponent in the history of the Democratic party, someone who just so happened to have absorbed the brunt of the GOP's attacks for over 20 years. the email story was a gift from God, not because anyone gave a shit about emails but because it played into every stereotype the right had invented for her. people were looking for a reason not to vote for her. and for that reason it was blasted on every newspaper and TV network for months on end. nothing about Hunter Biden was gonna pull ratings like that.

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

Hunter is more sympathetic and less of a creep than his dad (imo)

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:00 (four years ago)

Trump would be happy to release his SAT score, but for the audit.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:03 (four years ago)

not that the GOP cares about being heartless but going after Biden's family probably not the best idea

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:03 (four years ago)

bloomberg is also doing this which is awesome

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/24/916625348/bloomberg-adds-16-million-to-a-fund-that-helps-florida-felons-get-chance-to-vote

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

remember in January when we all collectively decided that the last 4 weeks of the election would be dominated by Hunter Biden/Burisma coverage and it would push Trump over the edge much like the emails story did

― frogbs, Monday, September 28, 2020 11:57 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is still going to happen

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 17:05 (four years ago)

a corrupt, drug-addled fool who has taken advantage of his father's position throughout his miserable life

whomst among us etc etc

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

xpost ...how?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

bloomberg is also doing this which is awesome

I'm so glad his actual campaign was a flop so I don't have to scream internally whenever his name reappears

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

i think hunter's just a lost soul who was looking for the easy way out.

the one thing he did that was weird is date his brother's widow and then cheat on her. that whole situation felt bizarre to me.

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 17:07 (four years ago)

Has this been posted yet?

🚨🚨Tonight at 7pm:🚨🚨

EXCLUSIVE: Channel 4 News investigation reveals a huge Trump campaign data leak, exposing how 3.5 million Black Americans were listed as ‘Deterrence’ - to try to stop them voting in 2016.#DeterringDemocracy pic.twitter.com/wkxKfbynu6

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 28, 2020

seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:08 (four years ago)

hunter stuff will be less effective by a large margin and the traction for that story is just not there.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:09 (four years ago)

If I wanted to go full cynic, I'd predict the only fallout from the tax return story is that his accounting firm will be found guilty of illegality. But I'm less cynically hoping that its impact is enough to just further lower whatever hopeful margin he has of winning. As for Trump himself, it seems inevitable that he will have a lifetime of legal and financial headaches ahead of him, no matter what. He was a complete asshole before he got elected, but he has since made himself a target a thousand times over.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

this is still going to happen

― treeship., Monday, September 28, 2020 5:05 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'd really like to understand how you think this is still going to happen. Not necessarily the part about Trump winning, but the part where you seem to sincerely believe that Hunter Biden is going to take over the last four weeks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

RIP Qualmsley signature post

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:10 (four years ago)

Hunter is more sympathetic and less of a creep than his dad DJTJ & Eric (imo)

Fixed

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

Hunter Biden will disappear after the first two debates

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

helluva magic trick

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

It doesn't help Trump that Barr doesn't present even a smidgen of impartiality, so any conspiracies advanced by him just add to the noise. And FBI Wray does not seem to be bending to Trump's will either, to the extent there were rumors floating that he may be replaced. So Hunter ... from a right wing standpoint I expect plenty of loud "these debates were rigged, why didn't they talk about Hunter!?" outrage.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

I would think one "unlike you, I'm not going to have any of my kids on the payroll" from Biden should do the trick.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:18 (four years ago)

“it’s simple, Joe. i take care of my family. how are you doing on that?”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

The factor anybody talking about "Hunter Biden" in this thread is forgetting is one that I've been harping on for what feels like a thousand years, which is that the press loves Joe Biden. Nobody reporting on this election for a mainstream/respectable media outlet wants to see Donald Trump win a second term. The Times is not gonna go after Hunter Biden like they went after the Clinton Foundation. Neither is the Post, or any other major paper. They're gonna leave it up to Breitbart and the Daily Caller and whatever/whoever else, and it's gonna languish in the piss-trough that is right-wing "discourse" and it's not...going...to...matter.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

Wait till the Trump people reveal that Joe Biden is actually a blonde woman.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

I'm not totally certain Trump shows up for this debate tomorrow.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

he'll show up at the wrong venue and claim they changed it on him

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:27 (four years ago)

I'm not totally certain Trump shows up for this debate tomorrow.

I keep getting this feeling too.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:28 (four years ago)

Hunter is more sympathetic and less of a creep than his dad, DJT, DJTJ, & Eric

fixed again

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:29 (four years ago)

Trump will never, ever turn down a chance to be on TV.

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:29 (four years ago)

I can totally see an otherwise Biden-favoring news outlet covering Hunter bullshit in the name of "balance."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

I know the IRS is understaffed, but I still feel fairly certain they can wrap up an audit in under three years.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:32 (four years ago)

Trump will never disappoint an audience he has teased for weeks about an upcoming performance, c'mon

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

Hunter Biden still a creep, even if he isn't as creepy as the Trump spawn

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

Or spawn in-laws.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

I can totally see an otherwise Biden-favoring news outlet covering Hunter bullshit in the name of "balance."

idk there's so much fucking news in 2020 that I can't imagine any of them will want to spend any significant time on it

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:43 (four years ago)

Wait a second. "Candice Parscale says her husband chambered a round into a pistol during a heated exchange between the two." She has bruises on her arms and face. So the actual story seems to be that Brad Parscale attacked his wife and threatened to kill her with a loaded gun? https://t.co/sRVP3rV84r

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) September 28, 2020



Crazy how this was all resolved so nicely

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:50 (four years ago)

xpost - frogbs seems otm. In a world where there wasn't reporting to be done on COVID, wildfires, ongoing police brutality and mass protests, I think Hunter would be eating up more airtime. But as it stands, I can't see it taking off at this point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:52 (four years ago)

As I stated earlier, the Trump campaign has no October surprise on Biden. If they did, they would have leaked it months ago.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

lads

BREAKING: UK’s Channel 4 has obtained a huge data leak from Trump’s 2016 campaign. The leak reveals personal data of almost 200 million voters used by Trump’s campaign, which manipulated algorithms to deter millions of Black Americans from voting. pic.twitter.com/eT7ssKFiQC

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) September 28, 2020



this is showing here rn, will presumably be on YouTube later

seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

Lord Alfred

Let's think of The One Story. Think of the dozens of smaller pricks

HEY

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:42 (four years ago)

Some information from the article published by C4 about this:

In Georgia, despite Black people constituting 32% of the population, they made up 61% of the ‘Deterrence’ category. In North Carolina, Black people are 22% of the population but were 46% of ‘Deterrence’. In Wisconsin, Black people constitute just 5.4% of the population but made up 17% of ‘Deterrence’.


Wonder where I’ve heard that name recently
The Trump campaign itself has categorically stated that it did not target African Americans.

Brad Parscale, the campaign’s 2016 digital director told PBS Frontline: “I would say I’m nearly 100 percent sure we did not run any campaigns that targeted even African Americans.”

But Channel 4 News has uncovered evidence that the campaign did target Black voters with negative ads designed to crush Hillary Clinton’s turnout.

These included videos featuring Hillary Clinton referring to Black youths as “super predators” which aired on television 402 times in October 2016 and received millions of views on Facebook.

seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:43 (four years ago)

That is horrific and also completely unsurprising as it doesn’t take much effort to target specific demographics like that.

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:02 (four years ago)

"What do you have to lose?"

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:02 (four years ago)

here's the bodycam footage of parscale being "taken to the hospital":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAqS35D8ZU

i guess i'm mildly surprised to see that the cops are being such unnecessary violent assholes to someone like parscale.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:04 (four years ago)

Was he holding a BUD LIGHT?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:13 (four years ago)

ah, now i see why they tackled him.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2020/09/28/police-took-10-guns-from-florida-home-of-former-trump-campaign-manager/

Officers also wrote in their reports that Parscale’s wife told them he had post-traumatic stress disorder and had become violent in recent weeks. Candice Parscale, 41, showed them bruises on her arms from an argument two days prior, they said. Police say they took photos of injuries.

“While speaking with (Candice) Parscale I noticed several large sized contusions on both of her arms, her cheek and forehead,” wrote Detective Steven Smith, slightly misspelling her first name. “When I asked how she received the bruising, (Candice) Parscale stated Brad Parscale hits her.”

Parscale’s wife told them her husband had not hit her Sunday, but had smacked her phone out of her hand when she tried to call his father. She said he’d talked about shooting himself in recent weeks. She said she heard a gunshot from inside the house after “fleeing,” but later said it might have been a car backfiring.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:17 (four years ago)

later said it might have been a car backfiring

Lots of old rattletrap cars in that neighborhood I guess.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:23 (four years ago)

He's probably earned himself a cabinet post with this.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:23 (four years ago)

whole thing's a viral marketing campaign for Bud Light, you can hear him say "dilly dilly" after they tackle him to the ground

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:24 (four years ago)

I learned today that someone who, uh, looks a lot like me went to the same undergrad university as Parscale and that this person who is not me even crossed over for a year. Given that the beast is like 6'8", it woulda seemed that he'd stand out, but there's no recollection to be had. Between Karl Rove's son, Parscale, the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur and Gibby Haynes, it's a heck of a school. RIP

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:25 (four years ago)

er, crossed over = were both students at the same time for at least one year

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

oh, and for Dr Morbius, Davey Johnson

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:27 (four years ago)

Euler is that person you?

tobo73, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:28 (four years ago)

they had voting preference data on 200 million individuals???? xp

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 19:28 (four years ago)

tobo73 I can neither confirm nor deny that claim

All cars are bad (Euler), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:29 (four years ago)

really want access to that database so I can see what my entry says about me

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:44 (four years ago)

grim lol

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:49 (four years ago)

Was he holding a BUD LIGHT?

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, September 28, 2020 3:13 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ah, now i see why they tackled him

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:49 (four years ago)

They could fill an entire episode of Cops at this point of Trump people being arrested. All I know is there is no way Brad will be the first to make a PTSD defense after this Trump BS is done.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:58 (four years ago)

whole thing's a viral marketing campaign for Bud Light, you can hear him say "dilly dilly" after they tackle him to the ground

― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, September 28, 2020 2:24 PM

hahahaha

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:58 (four years ago)

who the fuck keeps holding their beer when the police ask them to step outside

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago)

white trash?

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:02 (four years ago)

xpost What do you mean, he said he did nothing wrong.

Anyway, the answer to your question, who holds a beer while they're being arrested? Shirtless white people on Cops.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:03 (four years ago)

there does seem to be something to the theory that spending years of your life defending Donald Trump's every move winds up turning you insane (see: Rudy Giuliani, Ben Garrison, Bill Mitchell, Scott Adams)

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:16 (four years ago)

Donald Trump is one of the eldritch monsters Lovecraft wrote about

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

Even DJTJ seems to be on the perpetual brink of tears these days.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:17 (four years ago)

That's just because they keep downgrading his coke supply.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

Like in a few weeks, they're gonna be giving him baggies of loose Sweet'n'Low.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

hi i'm your infamous humorless leftie academic here with your daily reminder that "white trash" should really be cancelled from vocabularies: it's classist obviously, but also racist in that it implies that nonwhite people might be expected to be trash, whereas with whites it has to be called out specifically.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

Okay you ivory-tower egghead uh wait hold on.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:26 (four years ago)

So is it better just to call Brad trash?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

yes. trash is a sufficiently accurate description. adding the 'white' is superfluous.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

Thanks Doctor, glad someone did that.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:40 (four years ago)

It's not about trash, it's that he's someone who instinctively thinks police are on his side and he has nothing to fear. Why not take your brewski out to talk to the boys? They'll understand.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:42 (four years ago)

plus Bud Light is like ambrosia for investment bankers

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:44 (four years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Brad_Parscale_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg

I need someone to explain this 'haircut' to me.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

he looks like Bud Lite in human form

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

It's like Mixed Martial Arts meets The Hills Have Eyes.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

TIL Brad Parscale has a jewel in his stomach

https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/posts/2020/01/31/5e348992264a55a3e8fc1b8d/m_5e3489b2689ebcda95e667f8.jpg

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

lol

Panicked Woman Scrambles To Write Down ‘$750’ Before 24-Hour News Cycle Wipes Memory Clean https://t.co/71aQvUP35U pic.twitter.com/pH1WziJXJJ

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:57 (four years ago)

I need someone to explain this 'haircut' to me.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, September 28, 2020 3:45 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I assume Mama Fratelli cuts her son's hair herself.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 September 2020 21:01 (four years ago)

So is it better just to call Brad trash?

Good riddance to Brad Rubbish

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 28 September 2020 21:04 (four years ago)

Edgar Winter's band is now just 'The Trash Revue'.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 21:05 (four years ago)

GOP Says Giving Trump Second Term Would Be Christian Act Of Charity For Poor Elderly Man https://t.co/v20davvQLw pic.twitter.com/ANejuOgg2S

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 28, 2020

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 21:16 (four years ago)

look I know phrenology is a abhorrently racist and thoroughly discredited pseudoscience but my god the bizarre noggins on so many right wing mediaverse parasites

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:05 (four years ago)

If phrenology works then you should be able to change people for the better by beating the head into a better shape with a a hammer.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:10 (four years ago)

i think it's more a case of people with a deep-seated insecurity due to some perceived physical shortcoming or abnormality overcompensating by being a completely heinous sociopath

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:13 (four years ago)

Don't forget fetal alcohol syndrome.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

i was gonna ask "why are these dudes' eyes always so close together" but didn't want to be the first

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

Everything I've read about the Lady Justice puts her a bit to the right of Pinochet... certainly more conservative that Thomas, and that's saying something.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

and hey I’m no prize pig. I’m cursed with an overly large cranium that seems to expand with age and possibly alcohol.

but then there’s Roger Stone so I guess I should count my blessings

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

I’m no prize pig. I’m cursed with an overly large cranium

If I remember my FFA judging criteria, I believe this would actually make you more likely to be a prize-winning hog.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:32 (four years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Brad_Parscale_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg

ok, here's a version of the turing test. did you notice that i photoshopped that to make his facial features even more centered and small than they usually are?

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:44 (four years ago)

because i didn't. it just looks that way because his hair grows away from his facial features in extreme ways at both the top of his head and the bottom, as if they are all desperate to get as far away from his face as possible

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:45 (four years ago)

I was thinking he looks like Jimmy Somerville

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:45 (four years ago)

I need someone to explain this 'haircut' to me.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, September 28, 2020 3:45 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I assume Mama Fratelli cuts her son's hair herself.

― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, September 28, 2020 5:01 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This comment is getting no play and it is a shame.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago)

but you never cried to them, just to your beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:47 (four years ago)

https://milwaukeerecord.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/GooniesNight.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 22:48 (four years ago)

An actual billionaire in New York once told me “Trump isn’t rich. Trump isn’t a billionaire. He’s a clown living on credit.”#SeptemberSurprise

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 27, 2020


A very rich New Yorker and a toney Palm Beacher each told me something similar in 2016: that real billionaires in New York and Palm Beach have always laughed at Trump behind his back.

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) September 28, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

I prefer the UN General Assembly's approach.. laughing at him to his face.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

If Brad is truly suicidal, this thread is gonna push him over the edge.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 22:52 (four years ago)

"A very rich New Yorker and a toney Palm Beacher" = jeffrey epstein?!?!?!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2020 23:25 (four years ago)

So if Trump has committed massive tax fraud (as it looks like he has), why hasn’t the IRS done anything about it all these years?

frogbs, Monday, 28 September 2020 23:34 (four years ago)

"A Clown Living On Credit" for October Thread Title

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 September 2020 23:35 (four years ago)

So if Trump has committed massive tax fraud (as it looks like he has), why hasn’t the IRS done anything about it all these years?

― frogbs, Monday, September 28, 2020 6:34 PM

Did you read the story? They're trying, but the dumb fucker went and got himself installed prezidetn.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Monday, 28 September 2020 23:41 (four years ago)

So if Trump has committed massive tax fraud (as it looks like he has), why hasn’t the IRS done anything about it all these years?


Because no one, including the government, treats white collar crime seriously, where you can get the death penalty for suspicion of passing a fake 20.

Boring, Maryland, Monday, 28 September 2020 23:55 (four years ago)

"A very rich New Yorker and a toney Palm Beacher" = jeffrey epstein?!?!?!

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, September 28, 2020 7:25 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao probably

treeship., Monday, 28 September 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

"A very rich New Yorker and a toney Palm Beacher" = jeffrey epstein?!?!?!

Can you be inducted into the #resistance posthumously?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 28 September 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

I think you mean “summary execution”

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

the thing these liberal commentators don't understand is that the joke's on us. we're the ones who have to live in an economic system that excuses absolutely sociopathic behavior by the elite, and harshly punishes people without means. trump's the one who got to live out his lifelong dream of being the center of the world's attention.

this is why i am supporting bernie sanders in the 2020 primary.

treeship., Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

I thought Epstein has his own island?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

he was also a palm beach guy.

treeship., Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:01 (four years ago)

If you'd watched the Netflix documentary you'd know he only bought the island after he'd already fucked his way through Palm Beach High School.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:05 (four years ago)

Hello to anyone planning to vote by mail, this is happening in Brooklyn:

https://gothamist.com/news/brooklyn-voters-receive-absentee-ballot-envelopes-wrong-voter-names-and-addresses

CHECK. YOUR. BALLOT. ENVELOPES.

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:46 (four years ago)

This happened to me; I can confirm this is happening

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:46 (four years ago)

mine seems accurate, think i'll vote in person in any case.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

Honest question: all the coverage I’ve read focuses on the $750, at the expense of the $0 he paid each of the several prior years. What’s up with that? I’d think $0 would make more of an impact, esp over a longer stretch of years.

tobo73, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:21 (four years ago)

A zero, being a nullity, is hard to reconcile. It’s weird. Seven hundred and fifty, being a real sum that people can compare their own taxes to, is concrete. It’s meaningful.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:28 (four years ago)

yeah it sounds more insulting

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:29 (four years ago)

I haven’t read the full story but I’m gonna guess at least one of the NYT follow-ups is going to be a deep dive into his $72M refund.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:30 (four years ago)

i was just thinking in the past 10 years or so i have personally met/been in contact with two people (through work, other lawyers) who went to federal prison for relatively minor, though still serious, tax crimes and can think of others in some degrees of separation and these people had actually paid far more than that and were just one or single-digit millionaires at most. it's not surprising it's just such a joke. zero dollars!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:33 (four years ago)

lol, the Times dropped "Trump Taxes Part Two" just now
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/28/us/donald-trump-taxes-apprentice.html

my bolds

From the back seat of a stretch limousine heading to meet the first contestants for his new TV show “The Apprentice,” Donald J. Trump bragged that he was a billionaire who had overcome financial hardship.

“I used my brain, I used my negotiating skills and I worked it all out,” he told viewers. “Now, my company is bigger than it ever was and stronger than it ever was.” It was all a hoax.

Months after that inaugural episode in January 2004, Mr. Trump filed his individual tax return reporting $89.9 million in net losses from his core businesses for the prior year. The red ink spilled from everywhere, even as American television audiences saw him as a savvy business mogul with the Midas touch. Twelve years later, that image of the self-made, self-saved mogul, beamed into the national consciousness, would help fuel Mr. Trump’s improbable election to the White House.

But while the story of “The Apprentice” is by now well known, the president’s tax returns reveal another grand twist that has never been truly told — how the popularity of that fictional alter ego rescued him, providing a financial lifeline to reinvent himself yet again. And then how, in an echo of the boom-and-bust cycle that has defined his business career, he led himself toward the financial shoals he must navigate today.

Mr. Trump’s genius, it turned out, wasn’t running a company. It was making himself famous — Trump-scale famous — and monetizing that fame. By analyzing the tax records, The New York Times was able to place a value on Mr. Trump’s celebrity. While the returns show that he earned some $197 million directly from “The Apprentice” over 16 years — roughly in line with what he has claimed — they also reveal that an additional $230 million flowed from the fame associated with it. The show’s big ratings meant that everyone wanted a piece of the Trump brand, and he grabbed at the opportunity to rent it out. There was $500,000 to pitch Double Stuf Oreos, another half-million to sell Domino’s Pizza and $850,000 to push laundry detergent.

There were seven-figure licensing deals with hotel builders, some with murky backgrounds, in former Soviet republics and other developing countries. And there were schemes that exploited misplaced trust in the TV version of Mr. Trump, who, off camera, peddled worthless get-rich-quick nostrums like “Donald Trump Way to Wealth” seminars that promised initiation into “the secrets and strategies that have made Donald Trump a billionaire.”

Just as, years before, the money Mr. Trump secretly received from his father allowed him to assemble a wobbly collection of Atlantic City casinos and other disparate enterprises that then collapsed around him, the new influx of cash helped finance a buying spree that saw him snap up golf resorts, a business not known for easy profits. Indeed, the tax records show that his golf properties have been hemorrhaging millions of dollars for years.

In response to a request for comment, a White House spokesman, Judd Deere, did not dispute any specific facts. Instead, he delivered a broad attack, calling the article “fake news” and “yet another politically motivated hit piece full of inaccurate smears” appearing “before a presidential debate.”

Unlocking the mysteries of Mr. Trump’s wealth has been attempted many times with varying degrees of success — an exercise made difficult by the opaque nature of his businesses, his penchant for exaggerations and lies, and his willingness to threaten or sue those who question his rosy narratives. He has gone to extraordinary lengths to maintain secrecy, most notably his refusal to honor 40 years of presidential tradition and release his tax returns.

This article is based on an examination of data from those returns, which include personal and business tax filings for Mr. Trump and his companies spanning more than two decades. Every dollar is disclosed for the first time: $8,768,330 paid to him by ACN, a multilevel marketing company that was accused of taking advantage of vulnerable investors; $50,000 from the Lifetime channel for a “juicy nighttime soap” that never materialized; $5,026 in net income from a short-lived mortgage business; and $15,286,244 from licensing his name to a line of mattresses.

In addition, it draws on interviews and previously unreported material from other sources, including hundreds of internal documents from Bayrock Group, an influential early licensing partner whose ties to Russia would come back to haunt the president as questions swirled about his own dealings there.

Together, the new information provides the most authoritative look yet at a critical period in Mr. Trump’s business career that laid the foundation, and provided something of a preview, of his personality-based and fact-bending presidency.

As trouble loomed in the new millennium, Mr. Trump found an opportunity that would change his life forever. Divorced for the second time, and coming off the failure of his Atlantic City casinos, Mr. Trump faced escalating money problems and the prospect of another trip to bankruptcy court. On his income tax returns, he reported annual net losses throughout the 1990s, some of it carried forward year to year, a tide that would swell to $352.8 million at the end of 2002.

Few people knew this, however, because he kept up the relentless self-promotion that had served him well: a half-serious 2000 presidential campaign that lasted four months but got him on Jay Leno; a TV ad touting McDonald’s new $1 “Big N’ Tasty” burger; another ghostwritten book.

But if Mr. Trump was still living off his residual fame, his biggest splashes were behind him. Something had to change. And as fate would have it, Mr. Trump got a boost from an unexpected source, one that would do much to shape his future, if not that of the country itself.

Mark Burnett, a British television producer best known for the hit series “Survivor,” approached him with an idea for a different reality show, this one based in a boardroom. In Mr. Burnett’s vision, a cast of wannabe entrepreneurs would come to New York and compete for the approval of the Donald, with the winner to work on a Trump project. Mr. Trump eagerly agreed to host “The Apprentice” and went on to ham it up as the billionaire kingmaker, yelling “You’re fired” each week until one contestant was left.

Some of Mr. Burnett’s staff members wondered how a wealthy businessman supposedly running a real estate empire could spare the time, but they soon discovered that not everything in Mr. Trump’s world was as it appeared. “We walked through the offices and saw chipped furniture,” Bill Pruitt, one of the producers, told The New Yorker in 2018. “We saw a crumbling empire at every turn. Our job was to make it seem otherwise.”

Mr. Burnett wasted no time spinning the illusion of a successful and high-minded Mr. Trump, telling The Times in October 2003 that the new show was all about “Donald Trump giving back” by educating the public on how his can-do spirit had provided jobs and economic security.

“What makes the world a safe place right now?” Mr. Burnett said. “I think it’s American dollars, which come from taxes, which come because of Donald Trump.” A surge in popularity brought Mr. Trump’s reality-TV persona to ring tones, hamburgers, even laundry detergent.

Mr. Trump himself had not owed federal income taxes in years, thanks to the regular large business losses that smothered whatever income he had. But the ratings success of “The Apprentice,” and the advertising dollars it generated, quickly pushed him into the unfamiliar position of declaring positive adjusted gross income on his I.R.S. Form 1040. After netting $11.9 million from the show in its first year, he really hit the jackpot in 2005 with $47.8 million, the tax records show. He made so much that over three years he paid a total of $70. 1 million in income taxes (later refunded, with interest, via an aggressive accounting maneuver now under audit).

The windfall, which continued — though in ever-dwindling amounts — until Mr. Trump became president, reflected an unusual arrangement that entitled him, as the show’s star, to half its profits. That included money from product placements on each episode that sometimes numbered more than 100 a month, with household names like Pepsi paying millions of dollars split between Mr. Burnett and Mr. Trump.

When they conceived the idea in 2002, however, the show’s success was far from certain. If nothing else, as Mr. Trump told an NBC executive at the time, it would allow him to market his other endeavors: “Even if it doesn’t get ratings, it’s still going to be great for my brand.”

Those benefits began flowing almost immediately. As early as July 2004, internal marketing plans for various Trump projects called for “exposure through casting on ‘The Apprentice,’” and by 2006, his New York hotel, Trump SoHo, was featured as the winning contestant’s project.

Product endorsements and speaking engagements rolled in as never before. In the two years preceding the debut of “The Apprentice,” Mr. Trump’s side income was mostly confined to $500,000 for appearing in the Big N’ Tasty burger ad and a small amount of book royalties. But over the next two years, his tax records show, he collected $5.2 million from 11 different ad campaigns and speaking gigs, all propelled by his growing popularity as a reality-TV businessman.

Mr. Trump was not terribly discriminating in his choice of endorsements. He slapped his name on everything from steaks and vodka to a board game and cologne. For the benefit of “consumers interested in experiencing the Trump lifestyle at an affordable price,” as a news release put it, he signed a licensing deal with the Serta mattress company that eventually netted him more than $15 million. Another $15 million would pour in from Trump neckties, shirts and underwear by clothiers like Phillips-Van Heusen.

No endorsement was too small. Warner Music paid $100,000 to feature Mr. Trump in a collection of cellphone ringtones, with the Donald uttering phrases like, “You’re getting a phone call, and believe me, it better be important. I have no time for small talk, and neither do you.”

Unilever, which was looking to promote a new version of its All brand laundry detergent, concocted an entire multiplatform marketing campaign around Mr. Trump. In addition to $850,000 the company paid him directly, tax records reveal, he earned $250,000 more from a public-relations firm Unilever hired to help run an ad campaign coined “Softness fit for a Trump.” Unilever staged a publicity stunt outside Trump Tower in Manhattan, where Mr. Trump hoisted a laundry basket with an ad for “All Cleans & Softens” stuck to the front. He had taken a break from the rigors of “The Apprentice” to wash donated clothes for charity, Unilever claimed.

As part of his agreement, Mr. Trump cold-called journalists to talk up All detergent, telling a Boston Globe reporter, “Unilever is a great company” and “This is a product my mother used.” He also recorded voice-overs for an online game that was part of an All sweepstakes, in which a tiny digital version of Mr. Trump did laundry and squawked one-liners like, “The Donald can do the work of 40 dry cleaners!”

The sweepstakes winner was Tracy Wright, a young mother from Brazil, Ind., who had bought her jug of detergent from a local Walmart. She got an all-expenses-paid trip to New York, where she had her picture taken with Mr. Trump. “We met him the day after ‘The Apprentice’ season finale, so he was incredibly friendly,” she told her local newspaper. “He was in a great mood.”

With his penchant for using what he called “truthful hyperbole” to play on people’s desires, Mr. Trump had always skated close to the edge of fraud. Soon, he would be accused of crossing the line completely.

In his zeal to squeeze ever more dollars out of Mr. Burnett’s golden goose, Mr. Trump signed on to an array of questionable products and services, including some that claimed to sell insights into his business expertise. The first year of “The Apprentice” was barely over when Mr. Trump pocketed $300,000 to speak at an event in Dayton, Ohio, where attendees paid $2,995 to learn the secrets of instant wealth from a company that was later accused in a lawsuit of running a Ponzi scheme.

In his monologues, he made a virtue of his first round of casino failures, portraying himself as a victim whose grit and intelligence saved the day. People ate it up. “His presence gives me reassurance,” Lillie Moss, who raided her retirement fund to buy an investment kit at the Dayton event, said of Mr. Trump.

The tax records show that another series of speaking engagements, sponsored by the Learning Annex, paid Mr. Trump $7.3 million for events with titles like “Real Estate Wealth Expo: One Weekend Can Make You a Millionaire.” A book he co-wrote with the Annex’s founder, “Think Big and Kick Ass: In Business and Life,” earned him royalties of $1.4 million. Unmentioned in the mythologizing were the millions in bailout money from his father or the losses he was reporting to the I.R.S. Nor was there any sense of the gigantic payday — revealed only through an examination of the tax data — that Mr. Trump was enjoying in exchange for lending his imprimatur to an increasingly cynical array of business ventures.

As the years went on, and the success of “The Apprentice” made Mr. Trump a household name far beyond New York, the chasm between truth and hyperbole widened. It was one thing to bray about his late mother — a multimillionaire with a maid and a Rolls-Royce — using All laundry detergent. Now, he was flogging things that could hurt people economically.

In what would be his most lucrative side deal, he teamed up with a multilevel marketing company, ACN, whose clients were told they could make a living from home by selling video phones, satellite television and other services. Investigated in several countries, ACN has left a trail of complaints that people were suckered into spending far more than they earned trying to peddle the company’s products.

Regulators in France concluded that “only 1 percent of people recruited could claim a satisfactory income,” and that the rest lost money or, at most, made about $35 a month, according to court records. Montana officials came to a similar conclusion, finding that the average participant in that state paid ACN about $750 in various fees but got back only $53.

ACN, which has never admitted wrongdoing while settling legal actions by state regulators, claims its business model is misunderstood; on its website, it once posted a page helpfully titled “The Difference in ACN and a Pyramid Scheme.” A class-action lawsuit pending against Mr. Trump and his family asserts that the Trump brand became central to ACN’s business strategy, citing one plaintiff who signed up after she “watched clips of ACN appearing on ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’”

ACN sold DVDs of Mr. Trump promoting its products, and devoted part of its website to its “Trump partnership,” featuring photos of him appearing at ACN events and his glowing testimonial: “ACN has a reputation for success. Success that’s really synonymous with the Trump name and other successful names, and you can be part of it.” By the time Mr. Trump featured ACN’s video phone on “The Apprentice” in 2011, the technology was close to obsolete, and yet he played it up, saying, “I think the ACN video phone is amazing.”

His tax returns reveal just how much the company was paying him for the happy talk: $8.8 million over 10 years, including $1 million in 2009 — the nadir of the Great Recession, when desperate people were drawn to promises of a fast payday. In fact, Mr. Trump actively capitalized on the economic anxiety.

In a separate deal he struck that same year, this one to promote the multilevel marketing of vitamins by a company that was rebranded the Trump Network, he gave speeches that persuaded some people to spend almost $500 for a starter kit and try to recruit friends and relatives. Mr. Trump said in a video that people “need a new dream.” “The Trump Network wants to give millions of people renewed hope, and with an exciting plan to opt out of the recession,” he said.

Within a couple of years, the company behind the Trump Network, Ideal Health, was sold, and its owners declared bankruptcy. Still, it was long enough for Mr. Trump to make $2.6 million selling hope in a vitamin bottle, according to his tax records.

In 2016, he agreed to pay $25 million to settle litigation over Trump University, an unaccredited seminar that persuaded people to pay as much as $35,000 to learn the real estate trade. But that legal reckoning was the exception in a decade-long run by Mr. Trump and his company, described in the class-action suit, filed in 2018, as a “large and complex enterprise with a singular goal: to enrich themselves by systematically defrauding economically marginalized people looking to invest in their educations, start their own small businesses and pursue the American Dream.”

In his sales pitches, Mr. Trump frequently boasted that he “owned buildings all over” Manhattan. Actually, although at one point “Trump” was emblazoned on at least 17 buildings, Mr. Trump owns all or a portion of only a half-dozen. Many of the others he had developed decades earlier and then sold, before his casino bankruptcies made credit harder to come by.

With the prospect of building suddenly less viable, Mr. Trump explored licensing his name to other developers’ projects. The idea gained traction after an obscure developer, Bayrock Group, started leasing office space on the 24th floor of Trump Tower, directly below Mr. Trump’s headquarters. At about $400,000 a year, and a total of $2.2 million by the time the lease ended, according to the tax records, it proved a good investment for Bayrock, which used its proximity to pitch project ideas to Mr. Trump.

Bayrock was a bit of a mystery. Its founder, Tevfik Arif, was a former Soviet-era official from Kazakhstan whose 2003 financial statement, showing $70 million in assets, had a caveat saying his own accountant could not vouch for it. Mr. Arif’s right hand was Felix Sater, a Russian émigré with ties to mobsters, who sometimes went by another name to obscure his criminal past. Still, it was all good enough for Mr. Trump, who signed on to pursue an exciting concept: condo-hotels, in which buyers of units could rent them out when not using them. Even better, Bayrock mostly just wanted his name; the construction money would come from somewhere else.

Bayrock proposed to bring the Trump brand to hotels around the country and overseas, where Mr. Trump’s flamboyant taste for gold and glitz played well among wealthy foreigners with a caricatured notion of American success.

Years later, in a lawsuit deposition, Mr. Trump said that he discussed “numerous deals all over the world” with his new partners, and that “this was going to be Trump International Hotel and Tower Moscow, Kyiv, Istanbul, etc., Poland, Warsaw.”

At the same time, Mr. Trump asserted that because he was not actually the developer, he knew very little about what Bayrock was doing just two floors below his office. But internal Bayrock documents reviewed by The Times show that the company, right from the start, went looking for financing from Russia to pay for its Trump-branded hotels.

A draft plan from November 2003 titled “Russian fee agreement” called for an unnamed broker to provide $50 million for three Trump hotels in the United States and potentially “raise capital for all” of Bayrock’s Trump projects. A former Bayrock executive said the proposal never panned out, although the company later received $50 million from an Icelandic bank suspected of having Russian ties.

Ultimately, despite multiple attempts, the Trump-Bayrock partnership would find success only with the Trump SoHo condo-hotel in Manhattan. But it was a milestone in the evolution of Mr. Trump’s business model during the “Apprentice” era, showing that he could find easy profits from licensing his name not only to neckties and bedding but to entire buildings — and use the TV show to market them.

Unlike his Chicago tower, where he became embroiled in lawsuits over hundreds of millions of dollars in construction loans, Mr. Trump’s SoHo hotel was essentially risk-free for him. His tax records show that, between licensing and management fees, Trump companies involved in the project ultimately netted as much as $9 million, even though they did not build or finance it.

Awash in new licensing offers while riding the “Apprentice” wave, Mr. Trump in 2007 inaugurated the Trump Hotel Collection, with an emphasis on foreign projects. It was largely aspirational: A new website listed “future properties” in Toronto, Mexico, the Dominican Republic, Panama, Scotland and Dubai, among other locations.

But the fees were already pouring in. Mr. Trump’s profits from licensing deals, which in 2003 barely registered, climbed to $1.3 million two years later and then skyrocketed, hitting $29.7 million in 2010 before steadily declining, according to his tax records.

Because of how the licensing agreements were drafted, with sizable fees up front, Mr. Trump stood to gain even if a project failed. Of the 10 “future properties” initially listed on the hotel collection’s website, three never got off the ground, and five others either were not completed or later severed ties with Mr. Trump. Yet he still managed to collect a total of $46 million from them.

Questions have repeatedly been raised about Mr. Trump’s choice of projects, which often fell apart amid allegations and disputes.

In Rio de Janeiro, where his tax records show he deducted $14,000 for the cost of a background investigation when signing onto a hotel deal, Mr. Trump was later forced to pull out amid a bribery investigation into the developer. In Azerbaijan, where there is a history of corruption, developers with ties to a cabinet minister paid Mr. Trump $5 million to brand and manage a hotel that was never completed after a major backer dropped out of sight. And buyers of units in a planned Trump condo-hotel in Mexico were burned after putting up some $32 million in deposits, only to see the project canceled with no refunds. In a lawsuit that was eventually settled, some of the buyers claimed they had been duped into believing Mr. Trump was an active participant in the project. “In doing so,” the lawsuit said, “defendants induced buyers to rely on the ‘Trump brand’ and the Trump name as a legitimate, dependable, luxury real estate developer.”

In what became a recurring theme, Mr. Trump’s defense was that he had merely licensed his name, and therefore had no responsibility for the project’s collapse. As he explained in a deposition for another lawsuit, this one by investors in a failed Trump hotel in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., “the developer is really the one that is responsible.”

“We’re like a hotel company, Ritz-Carlton or Four Seasons or Waldorf Astoria,” Mr. Trump said. “We are a name.”

While Mr. Trump’s tax returns tell the story of how reality TV and its reflected glow made him rich, they also shed some light on an enduring question that has generated much head-scratching, if not dark speculation: Where did he get hundreds of millions of dollars to buy and prop up his golf resorts?

Mr. Trump had only two open golf courses and two more undergoing renovations at the time of his plunge into television, but golf — a pastime that he “spent an inordinate amount of time on,” his niece, Mary Trump, wrote in her recent family tell-all — always seemed destined to become his next financial sand trap.

“I have the best buildings in Manhattan. I have the best casinos in New Jersey. I build a great product,” Mr. Trump boasted to a reporter in 2002. “I actually have more fun building courses than I do playing.”

Beginning in 2006, and continuing over the next decade, he would accumulate 11 more golf courses, forming a new core of what he describes as his empire.

The amount of capital Mr. Trump has spent on his golf properties is staggering and has echoes of his earlier, ultimately disastrous, embrace of casinos. During a three-year period starting in 2014, he pumped $144.5 million into his Turnberry golf course in Scotland, his tax returns show, even as the property has continued booking losses year after year. He has put $213 million into his Doral resort in Florida, with similar results.

Meanwhile, Mr. Trump’s main source of income — “The Apprentice” and licensing deals — went into a steep decline starting in 2011, falling, along with the show’s ratings, from $51 million that year to $21 million by 2014, and eventually to less than $3 million in 2018. Which is where those unsubstantiated theories of secret payments from Russia or the mob come in.

His tax records provide more mundane answers. They reveal that as he was pouring money into the golf resorts, he also pulled money out of other places in ways that suggested an immediate need. In 2012, he borrowed $100 million against his equity in Trump Tower in Manhattan, one of his more valuable properties. A year later, he withdrew $95.8 million from his share of a real estate partnership that owns buildings in New York and California. And in 2014, he sold $98 million in stocks and bonds.

These one-time maneuvers, coupled with the more than $427 million from “The Apprentice” and licensing deals, would probably have provided enough cash to cover his golf course investments. But they cannot be repeated, and in at least one case — the Trump Tower mortgage — they need to be paid back.

In addition, he has huge balances on loans, soon to come due, from Deutsche Bank, including $160 million on his Washington hotel in the Old Post Office building and $148 million on the Doral golf resort. Neither of those businesses is turning a profit.

In a series of tweets on Monday morning, a day after The Times published the first part of its investigation of his tax-return data, Mr. Trump sought to refute any negative impression of his wealth, insisting that he has “very little debt compared to the value of assets,” and suggesting that he might release statements “showing all properties, assets and debts.” It is unclear what sort of statements he was referring to; the public financial disclosures he must file as president already list his assets and debts.

As the president enters the final weeks of his re-election campaign trailing in virtually all the polls, he is a man politically and financially challenged.

Many of the old financial escape hatches have closed. After he announced his candidacy in 2015 with racist comments about Mexicans, NBC, which carried “The Apprentice,” cut ties with him and he sold his interest in the Miss Universe pageant, another reliable moneymaker. Hotel licensing deals have mostly dried up.

Last month, as he prepared for a Republican convention that would market him as America’s savior in this dark and disordered hour, Mr. Trump turned to two entertainment industry veterans with experience generating the kind of razzle-dazzle that had worked so well in the past.

Both had helped produce “The Apprentice.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:33 (four years ago)

tl;dr

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

This also

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/28/us/politics/white-house-cdc-coronavirus-schools.html

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:09 (four years ago)

Top White House officials pressured the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention this summer to play down the risk of sending children back to school, a strikingly political intervention in one of the most sensitive public health debates of the pandemic, according to documents and interviews with current and former government officials.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:10 (four years ago)

holy fuck this administration is just ruthlessly evil

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:11 (four years ago)

Trump bad.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:15 (four years ago)

Whoops that was xpost to the tldr request.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:15 (four years ago)

A straight fuck you to America’s kids so his shitty golf courses could be staffed.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:18 (four years ago)

You really need to see the Times story on their site; they've got some really sad pictures of Trump "acting" in a mattress commercial with a claymation sheep, one of him holding a basket full of "laundry" to promote All detergent, and a bunch of others. Whether it shifts any votes or not, this is 100% gonna leave a stinging mark on his brain, as his Twitter feed overnight/tomorrow morning and likely his debate performance tomorrow night will show.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:38 (four years ago)

they've got some really sad pictures of Trump "acting" in a mattress commercial with a claymation sheep, one of him holding a basket full of "laundry" to promote All detergent

Trump's brain responds: Hell, I got paid damn good money for a couple hours of work. I think it was low six figures, but maybe just in the high fives. Let's see any Joe Schmo pull in the same paycheck for the same work and then I'll say it's "sad".

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:45 (four years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JAWNOmOEP_o

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:56 (four years ago)

this fucking asshole is currently the president of the usa

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:58 (four years ago)

that article is nuts

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 04:19 (four years ago)

tl;dr: trump never built a "great company": his 80s/90s celebrity and wide schedule availability (owing to not actually running a great company) led Mark Burnett to pick him up for a reality show. since the reality show was about business, they made him look like a successful businessman, and he leveraged this reality show stardom into licensing deals that would make a major sports celebrity jealous, and also endorsed pyramid schemes and dubious business classes etc. he doesn't develop real estate anymore either because his history of bankruptcy means no one will give him credit; instead he just slaps his name on unvetted crap real estate products and collects hefty fees upfront like Krusty the Clown. (this probably explains why his three children are enough leadership for the Trump Organization - there's just not that much work to do.)

the things he does own a stake in - some hotels, too many golf courses - are losing money badly, and this last point would have been clear in the early half of the 2010s when the Apprentice money train was starting to dry up. they don't come out and say it, but this all seems to confirm what many have long suspected, that he ran for President in the hopes that it would juice the value of his name, and the perception of his big success, in roughly the same way that The Apprentice did, in order to bail him out for another couple years. also he is a racist egomaniac who wanted to be on TV saying dumbass shit as much as possible.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 12:02 (four years ago)

also as a great, intense, online-nerdery and weekly-viewing-party fan of Survivor in the early 00s, who has been binge-watching it to get through quarantine (no spoilers for recent seasons please) it is really doing my head in to grasp how completely there would be no Trump Presidency without Mark Burnett, and by extension Jeff Probst, their location scouts, camera crews, editing teams, designers of obstacle courses, and the early lightning-in-a-bottle cast members. in conclusion Richard Hatch has been known to be a scumbag for a long long time, but let's just say fuck you to him one more time.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 12:07 (four years ago)

So it's great to have these numbers and things, but didn't we already know this stuff about the Apprentice rehabilition and all the licensing and stuff? I thought the fact that he was merely "playing" a billionaire developer was pretty common knowledge?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:01 (four years ago)

Everything you know, millions of other people don't, and vice versa.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:03 (four years ago)

We had suspicions, not the reported details.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:04 (four years ago)

That's true. And I mean it's also good to see all this stuff consolidated and the narrative filled out a little, it just doesn't seem sufficiently "BREAKING!" to move the needle

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:07 (four years ago)

I mean, we addressed this question yesterday, didn't we? No offense.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:16 (four years ago)

If you’re still believing he’s an honest, self-made zillionaire, ain’t nothing changing your mind

tobo73, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:16 (four years ago)

Computer is in the shop, so hopefully this works from my phone:

Here is a thread about the bad takes I am seeing on Twitter about the Trump tax story. If your gut reaction is nihilistic, cynical, or dismissive, I am going to try to change your mind.

— Daniel Reck (@danhreck) September 28, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:18 (four years ago)

^^^ excellent thread. Thanks, Josh.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:22 (four years ago)

xxp idk, this thread grows like kudzu, I missed most of it yesterday

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:29 (four years ago)

Hung out with a friend last night who described one final intense attempt to talk his Texas mom out of voting for Trump, as he said, "just to clean her soul." He said it was totally fruitless, like talking to a wall. She wouldn't hear any of his logic, because China, immigrants, Socialism. He said it was really sad.

On the other hand, another friend last night talked about how her liberal mom had become obsessed with anti Trump vitriol and yet was similarly lost in the storm of outrage and half-truths and needed to be reminded to verify sources.

Last personal anecdote, my neighbor is a plumber, and he was kind enough to come over yesterday to help me with some work. Talking to him afterwards I got the feeling his anti Trump outrage was so extreme he was either on the cusp of alcoholism or a breakdown or both, and that was sad, too. I thought he was either going to cry or punch a hole in the (my) wall.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:30 (four years ago)

Speaking of Donald Trump, I wrote this in Wall Street over 20 years ago pic.twitter.com/gD6SotLpIq

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) September 28, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:37 (four years ago)

of all the bizarre things about this presidency the fact that it was just a publicity stunt is the strangest/most infuriating. obviously you can blame the people who "created" Trump but man the way the MSM covered those initial debates..."What will Trump say?" "Who will he go after?"...in retrospect had just as much to do with it.

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:30 (four years ago)

They are still doing shit like that, positing the debates as a place where Trump can only improve his standing and Biden can hurt his. I've seen pop up ads that present it like a boxing match. They can't help but embrace the salacious freak show aspect of it all.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:33 (four years ago)

They are already teasing who Trump's special guests might be. And you can be sure they will earn a camera pan.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:34 (four years ago)

Maybe this will be in the next article, but I'd love to read a piece about how Trump got involved with Twitter, which seems to be where he turned to 'expand the brand' right when The Apprentice started going south, and also where he started seriously getting into politics and pushing birtherism.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:35 (four years ago)

They are already teasing who Trump's special guests might be. really? not this fucking this again

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:40 (four years ago)

They absolutely are.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:41 (four years ago)

Yep. And there will be places that report, no matter how well Biden does and how awful Trumps is, how "brilliant" it was for him to invite so and so as a subtle reminder of blah blah blah. It's all so predictable and exhausting.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:43 (four years ago)

Hot off the press: I asked @TimMurtaugh when Trump’s guests at the debate might be announced. His answer: “sometime today, after now.”

— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) September 29, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

They are already teasing who Trump's special guests might be. And you can be sure they will earn a camera pan.

St. Louis dumb gun couple, Kyle Rittenhouse, MyPillow guy, Roger Stone, ghost of Andrew Jackson... who am I missing?

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, loathe though I am to mention poll numbers, the numbers out of PA from a few places look pretty bad for Asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

Shitty racist Covington kid

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:45 (four years ago)

i can't wait for biden to say something that's even just marginally stupid and get jumped on like a mountain by the world's press while trump just makes jackoff motions for an hour and is called surprisingly competent

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:45 (four years ago)

St. Louis dumb gun couple, Kyle Rittenhouse, MyPillow guy, Roger Stone, ghost of Andrew Jackson... who am I missing?

the noose from Bubba Wilson's garage

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:46 (four years ago)

Noose is so non PC, you mean garage door pull.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:47 (four years ago)

that family from Minnesota that tagged and set their house on fire to blame antifa

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:48 (four years ago)

joe the plumber
david duke
sarah palin
joe arpaio
david clarke
oliver north

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:49 (four years ago)

And of course Parscale

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

diamond and silk

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

Trump should punch himself in the face then back out of the debate claiming he was jumped by communist anarchist Biden supporters.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:50 (four years ago)

Jon Voight
Kid Rock
Kanye?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

biden should invite sergei kislyak

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

kanye!!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

Xp dammit jic beat me by only seconds

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

Hah. It's settled. Kanye.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

Corn Pop

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

He could punch himself in the face on camera during the debate and blame it on Antifa and 100% of his supporters would believe it.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

ghost of christmas future

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:57 (four years ago)

Check out these arseholes:

I rewatched and had the same impression. Yet what's interesting is that Clinton was judged the victor at the time.https://t.co/scWnkcFYk7

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) September 29, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:57 (four years ago)

Well, after four years of cognitive decline, I'm sure he actually does sound much more coherent in 2015 tapes. I'm not going to go back and verify for myself though.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:59 (four years ago)

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0kh0CQBj1r5r8duo1_250.gif

DAMN ANTIFA!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:59 (four years ago)

It's amazing how every day is a newly inviolate blank slate for Trump, like he's got an endless supply of saved games he can count on.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:01 (four years ago)

okay its true that Trump was more coherent in 2016 than he is now and maybe rewatching them you think "ok hes better than I expected" but "Clinton being judged the victor at the time" isn't interesting at all Trump was fucking awful and lied his way through everything

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:02 (four years ago)

diamond and silk

The one constant is that these too are gonna be scurrying around fetching water for these assholes to try to make money off of them and the assholes will respond with "thank you for being our token Blacks, here is a giant pile of fuck you"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:05 (four years ago)

btw Cohn's Twitter thread is a bit more nuanced, his conclusion that 'it's interesting that Clinton was judged the victor' is mostly a function of 'well Trump won the election so clearly what he did worked'

I think the more accurate take is that the debates didn't really move the needle much at all, and these ones won't either. Trump has been a daily part of our lives for nearly 5 years now. Everyone knows who he is and what he's gonna say. In fact I would argue the opposite, Biden's the one who just needs to be somewhat coherent to reassure people that he's not just a senile old man, and if he can do that it'll be a win for him, but honestly I don't know if Trump's numbers can get any worse right now!

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

watching these debates live is an incredible waste of time even presuming you want to watch the trainwreck; wait for the gifs imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:12 (four years ago)

Theory: only the press watch the debates

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

Tonight's the night Trump becomes president.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:16 (four years ago)

Hope Biden just plays it cool, says his piece, and ignores whatever spectacle Trump makes of himself. Trump's like a creationist, once you agree to appear on a stage with them you've already lost.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:21 (four years ago)

there's not much else on tonight

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:22 (four years ago)

"thank you for being our token Blacks, here is a giant pile of fuck you"

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2016/10/14/11/black-republicans-for-trump.jpg

"Wait, I thought YOU were supposed to bring the Black guy." "Well, I thought YOU were going to." etc.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:22 (four years ago)

my god

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

i hope the debate is a complete shitshow and the country never recovers

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:26 (four years ago)

the fact that Biden is up 10 points nationwide means he's pretty much gonna play prevent defense the whole way

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

would be funny if he just pretended Trump wasn't there for the entire 90 minutes

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:41 (four years ago)

The approach I've been encouraging for the past 4+ years.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:43 (four years ago)

That's what his advisors have encouraged Biden to do, according to what I read.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:46 (four years ago)

The debates are all downside for Biden and could actually matter if he looks doddering enough. Let go and let god tho

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

yeah I don't know if Hillary's strategy of constantly poking at him was the best idea. plays into the Republican Persecution Complex and I think there's a sense of "if he really is a big dumb failure why do you keep talking about him?"

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:53 (four years ago)

"Wait, I thought YOU were supposed to bring the Black guy." "Well, I thought YOU were going to." etc.

"Do you have Kamal's number?"
"I thought his name was Kevin?"
"Does 'Kevin' sound like a Black Guy Name to you, Helen? Come on."

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:53 (four years ago)

lol @ djp

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

xxpost

yeah basically feel like no matter what answers either one gives on anything or any of the big "moments" that the press and the 10,000 people in the media who give a fuck about this shit will analyze to death - i think you are right, it's really about how sharp (or not) biden appears to be

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:55 (four years ago)

For the first time since we started our poll tracker several weeks ago, Joe Biden leads by enough to withstand a repeat of the polling error in 2016.

If the polls were exactly as wrong as they were four years ago, Mr. Biden would hold the Clinton states and flip Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona and Nebraska’s Second District, giving him more than the 270 electoral votes needed to win.

The big shift: Pennsylvania. An ABC/Post poll overnight and a Times/Siena poll Monday showed Mr. Biden up by nine points in the state, giving him a far more comfortable lead there than Hillary Clinton held over the final stretch four years ago. It’s worth waiting for a few more high-quality polls to confirm if Mr. Biden has a big edge in Pennsylvania (it’s hard to overstate the electoral consequences if he does).

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/presidential-polls-trump-biden/biden-leads-by-enough-to-withstand-a-polling-misfire

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

it's like you're trying to hurt me

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:06 (four years ago)

President nukes own country on Election Day. Still loses

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

were the polls off by that much in 2016? Clinton was up by 4, wound up winning by 3, but lost the electoral college, which was a scenario that iirc only 538 was really pushing as plausible (possibly because Trump wouldn't shut the fuck up about the supposed Dem advantage in the EC). obviously the breathless e-mail coverage leading right up to election day had a lot of sway, all those last polls showed her trending downward

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:14 (four years ago)

This is along the the lines of something I was wondering the other day: could this tax stuff have an effect on a small (how small, I don't know) group of voters who went with Trump last time because they believed he was a great businessman.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-trumps-tax-returns-could-affect-the-election/

If his cult bounces around 35-40%, and he got 47 or whatever percent of the vote last time, there have to be such voters. Change enough of them (or at least kill their interest in voting), and maybe that'll have a big effect in those key two or three states.

clemenza, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:15 (four years ago)

were the polls off by that much in 2016? Clinton was up by 4, wound up winning by 3, but lost the electoral college, which was a scenario that iirc only 538 was really pushing as plausible (possibly because Trump wouldn't shut the fuck up about the supposed Dem advantage in the EC). obviously the breathless e-mail coverage leading right up to election day had a lot of sway, all those last polls showed her trending downward

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 1

They weren't. If you click, you'll see the polls in 2016 undercounted "education" and a couple other things.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:17 (four years ago)

The big takeaway for me from the tax info drop is that trump will have to declare bankruptcy/face criminal charges if he is out of office.
Based on what we know about him, it seems entirely likely he would burn the country down to avoid this.
Suggestion: a trump bailout of full financial and legal amnesty plus an annual $10 mill salary for life contingent on him retiring from politics/twitter/public life and testifying in a criminal investigation against everyone in his administration, family included. Spectacular deal!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:30 (four years ago)

hasn't he already declared bankruptcy like 5 times? think of the embattled martyr bullshit he could milk another one for on his 24-hour news service. the libs hounded me to the poorhouse! only you can help me fight them! maga!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:32 (four years ago)

i kinda feel like he's genuinely scared at this point, with good reason? he might well take a full bailout if forcefully presented. the stain is a bully and bullies only understand equal reactive force.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:40 (four years ago)

he might well take a full bailout if forcefully presented

I've had this thought for some time

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:41 (four years ago)

until he looks in the sack and sees instead of money, he was given gamepieces from Life

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:42 (four years ago)

how about Trump gets nothing and likes it

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:44 (four years ago)

This is along the the lines of something I was wondering the other day: could this tax stuff have an effect on a small (how small, I don't know) group of voters who went with Trump last time because they believed he was a great businessman

yeah the more I think about it the more I think this thing has some legs. then again I thought that about "fuck da troops" so who knows. point is that even if it's a small group of voters that's still significant. to use an NFL metaphor, if you're down 28-3 in the 4th, yes you *can* still come back and win, but each incomplete pass effectively cuts your odds in half. his margin for error is effectively zero.

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

hazel: i mean sure in a just universe we would never have gotten here but i'm trying to apply occam's razor somewhere other than my wrists

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:47 (four years ago)

i agree with the conclusion of that thread that this "matters" (both electorally and morally), but this particular tweet is 100% wrong:

Well, he is also saddled with at least $400 million in debt, up to $1 billion by some others’ reporting. Some particularly huge loans come due in 2020 and he is making zero payment on the principle. That’s not something you’re a prospering businessman.

— Daniel Reck (@danhreck) September 28, 2020

there's a bunch of obviously criminal stuff in the returns and they are not the returns of a financially healthy business owner, but "he has interest-only loans" is not a red flag on its own as that implies. the loans are small relative to the value of the buildings (even accounting for the covid real estate correction in manhattan). trump specifics aside, businesses very commonly take large loans and do not pay any principal until the loan is due. it's SOP.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:51 (four years ago)

they should buy him off and if he accepts let him step down and then give him nothing and say "what the fuck are you going to do about it? feel free to sue us"

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:52 (four years ago)

If the options were between 'pay Trump to leave public life forever' and 'four more fucking years of this fucking shit and say goodbye to a functioning country for the rest of my life' it would be a very easy decision to make. Tax the shit out of me.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:53 (four years ago)

depends on the specifics, but interest only loans are not the worst idea in the world for your own place of residence if you can get one!

for commercial real estate you should basically never pay down the principal during the life of the loan IIUC.

the point is: if you're hoping he's going to turn into a pumpkin when these loans become due, he's not. well, *he* might, he seems to have a bunch of other problems. but a reasonable business with those loans is not in trouble because of those loans.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:55 (four years ago)

yeah but I think Trump's being "a reasonable business" that is hemorrhaging money is the question

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

How about just a clean, furnished studio apartment in a decent Pyongyang neighborhood?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

Cool the jets a bit? Debts "coming due" doesn't necessarily mean shit. He can and likely will refinance. Remember his creditors aren't like Bank of America or SunTrust or whatever. They're institutions that would loan money to Donald Fucking Trump. Assume murkier terms and weirder arrangements than what you used to buy your 2010 Honda or two-bedroom condo or whatever.

He's already told us that bankruptcy for dudes like him is just another Wednesday. An allowed loophole in the laws, which he can and does exploit. He probably won't ever be personally bankrupt but his lawyers will create a subsidiary that can then be spun off into a joint venture that itself declares bankruptcy, but that's not the same as Trump himself being bankrupt.

I checked in on r/AskTrumpSupporters and the chorus was in unison: Yep, that's pretty much what we figured - he games the system (which makes him smart). He takes losses to reduce his tax liability while pouring everything into "passion projects" (golf courses, real estate, being president) and doesn't actualize the gains. Because, again, sMarT.

Of course he's a piece of rancid excrement and deserves every dire punishment the law and the gods can rain down on him. I understand fantasizing about what will happen when TSHTF for him, but in reality that stuff rarely happens to that sort of person.

Personally, I think having him lose the election - and therefore going down in history as an impeached loser - is the main goal. Anything else that happens to him after that is delicious, delicious gravy.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

xxp i don't disagree but that tweet is totally wrong

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

I assume he'll attempt to pardon himself as protection against any future charges of federal tax fraud, but presumably the State of New York could hit him with state charges since they have a state income tax?

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

xps to caek isn’t he borrowing at a rate of 5.5%? I’m sure I read this somewhere and that it’s higher than you’d expect for someone in his alleged circs

seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

isn't the deal that they were not business loans, they were personal loans? Trump.Inc does not owe $400 million, he does. Right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:00 (four years ago)

Anyway, how does the saying go? If you owe someone a million dollars, that's your problem. If you owe somebody a hundred million dollars, that's their problem.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:00 (four years ago)

agree with f. hazel, state charges are definitely the way to go because then the new president looks like a uniting healer rather than a vindictive sore winner persecuting political opponents. I hate that the optics matter but... the optics matter

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:00 (four years ago)

commercial real estate loans are higher than residential rates and rates were higher a few years ago. 5.5% seems about right to me, but admittedly i don't know much about how loans secured against one (1) block of manhattan work.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago)

i know fuck-all about monies but YMP's longer post rings pretty true to me.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:02 (four years ago)

Oh good, so we've already moved back to the, "we knew this, it doesn't matter" position on this.

I don't expect him to be locked up the week after he hands the reins over to Biden or anything, but I thought one of the issues is the scope and magnitude of his dodges, not that they are necessarily out of the ordinary.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:04 (four years ago)

who is saying that?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

No one is saying that, but the general tone of the thread swung back in response to that twitter thread, undercutting it's argument that these revelations do matter.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:07 (four years ago)

Trump says it's 'fake news' and 'illegally obtained'?

So which is it? It can't be both.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

The leaks are real but the news is fake

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

The leaks are so real they're beyond fake.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:17 (four years ago)

As noted elsewhere, all he has to do is release two pages - two! - showing he paid more than $750 and he undercuts the whole story.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

xpost Cure lyrics, iirc

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

Courtney Love.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

xxp FTR I'm not on team "it doesn't matter," just wanna explore how much it matters, to whom it matters, how much it matters.

Fair to say that there's been some wishcasting in my social media orbit.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

thanks YMP and I'm not singling anyone out here, lots of great contributions today, it's just the vibe kinda swung towards emphasizing the part that's all, "every big company does this stuff, it's no big deal" and after watching that on Twitter all day yesterday, I'm more annoyed by it. Of course this type of tax dodge is purposefully built into our tax laws, but that doesn't mean we should shrug it off for this lump. I feel like the "everyone else does it too" line of thinking just helps these assholes keep sliding off the hook.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:25 (four years ago)

If it weren't for the goldang audit, he could completely vindicate himself!! But, alas... he has to follow the arbitrary rules he made up on the fly.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

btw just to add to that I know a couple of people who own or run businesses internationally and they both said that Trump's tax bill had some pretty insane and very specific clauses that looked very much like they were lobbied for by a specific person or business

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:29 (four years ago)

No one is saying that, but the general tone of the thread swung back in response to that twitter thread, undercutting it's argument that these revelations do matter.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 1:07 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm sorry but that thread is completely wrong about the basics of debt, but ... it is! honestly, that *should* undercut the argument it makes?!?!

but anyway, its basic point (this should matter) is correct despite that, so perhaps it's somewhat churlish to point out that an LSE professor (?!) has no idea how debt works (and can't spell "principal"!). but to the extent that you feel like the "vibe" is swinging in some direction, i think you're projecting.

anyway here's a good thread:

I don’t understand the “this will not matter” talk among the chattering classes. Nobody has a crystal ball. Who knows? But one way of ensuring nothing matters is giving up having values to defend. Cynicism isn’t a sign of depth or savvy, it’s resignation masquerading as politics.

— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) September 28, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

i tried to start every sentence with "but"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

almost everyone I know on the left is like "this doesn't matter, everyone knows this! no rich people pay taxes!" this is all partially true and partially completely fake. Rich people don't pay enough taxes; I'm quite positive that most very rich people pay a lot more than this asshole did though. The other stance is "the Channel 4 suppression story is more important!" to which I say: yeah, on basic moral grounds, it is as bad or worse. But the fact is that in the US, the population at large is going to be more angry about hypocrisy where taxes are concerned than they are about social media ad manipulation that targets different racial demographics.

akm, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:34 (four years ago)

Trump says it's 'fake news' and 'illegally obtained'?

So which is it? It can't be both.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, September 29, 2020

I've noticed a subtle shift from the administration in the last few months -- tacit admission that "fake news" doesn't necessarily mean "untrue news."

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:35 (four years ago)

yeah, fake news just means the 'reporter/outlet is our enemy'

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:38 (four years ago)

As noted elsewhere, all he has to do is release two pages - two! - showing he paid more than $750 and he undercuts the whole story.

this is the shit that irritates me, because every Trump voter/right-wing media personality knows that if he were to actually release his tax returns and show he's paid his fair share, it would not only undermine the "fake news" but throw virtually all the negative coverage about Trump into doubt. it would be the one thing he could do right now to actually help his chances on election day. remember how there was that WaPo story about him removing the MLK bust in the White House when in fact it was just moved, and how they crowed about that for fucking YEARS?? this would have 100x the impact of that. and yet as far as I can see nobody is calling for him to do it. because they all know it's true.

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

I think the "it doesn't matter, nothing matters" narrative is fed by two opposing viewpoints: A. people with 2016 election PTSD who assumed Clinton would win and now react badly to good election news and B. Trump voters who repeat it like a mantra because they feel that it DOES matter

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

More conflicts of interest in Michael Flynn's case (thread):

Holy snap.

Judge Sullivan drops gauntlet and asks DOJ to produce all documents related an improper, early communication between Michael Flynn's current attorney, Sidney Powell, and Attorney General William Barr.

She tries to but in, he doesn't let her.

— Cristian Farias (@cristianafarias) September 29, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:41 (four years ago)

This thread comes to an interesting conclusion.

This is why I think Trump is doing more than tax avoidance.

This is from financials for the Aberdeen property. It's one page from one year, but tells a story repeated year after year.

I hope at least some stick with me (esp. @susannecraig @russbuettner @mmcintire )

1/ pic.twitter.com/ZFTUrNpLiH

— Adam Davidson (@adamdavidson) September 29, 2020

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:45 (four years ago)

xp re: Flynn:

In case it isn't obvious, criminal defendants and their attorneys typically don't get access to the President of the United States to ask him for his help in defeating the case brought by the Justice Department, which is ultimately controlled by the President.

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) September 29, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:46 (four years ago)

Wow, nice digging in that Adam Davidson thread.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

almost everyone I know on the left is like "this doesn't matter, everyone knows this! no rich people pay taxes!" this is all partially true and partially completely fake. Rich people don't pay enough taxes; I'm quite positive that most very rich people pay a lot more than this asshole did though.

I think the debate over how to frame this or what kind of response is largely irrelevant here—the big news, as mentioned in the above tweet, is not that Trump or rich people legally avoid paying taxes. It's that signs point to Trump *evading* taxes. Breaking the law.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:04 (four years ago)

That Aberdeen thread is amazing, not least because I just saw some other thread about some guy who treks up to upstate New York to find a mysterious, nebulous Donald J Trump Park. Which of course is really nothing of the sort. It was an undeveloped plot of land he paid a couple million for in hopes of developing into a golf course, and when he didnt follow through he renamed it a park and wrote it off for several times its value.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

I went to Donald J Trump State Park an hour north of NYC. Nobody knows it's there because it isn't a real park. It's barren land Trump bought for $2.75 M hoping to build a golf course. When it failed, he donated it to NY State—claiming it was worth $100 M—for a huge tax writeoff. pic.twitter.com/MtbC0ARKiM

— wilfred chan (@wilfredchan) September 28, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

From that tweet above: "I don’t understand the 'this will not matter' talk among the chattering classes. Nobody has a crystal ball. Who knows?"

Basically my attitude about everything, even if I superstitiously hedge sometimes. Even the debates--who knows anything after 2016?

clemenza, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:13 (four years ago)

This LGM sounds right:

I think it’s more than this.

Having a “normal” debate right now feels painful and insulting. It’s a form of normalization of Trump and acceptance of what he’s done, and pretending that this is a “normal” election even as Trump has refused to accept the results.

If I were in charge of a network I would publicly say that there will be no debate until Trump agrees, publicly, to the peaceful transfer of power to Biden if he wins. Otherwise what’s the point of this whole “election” process? Of course that’s just one reason I will never be in charge of a network, but the fact that the debate is one giant “This is fine” cartoon given everything that’s happening is just painful.

It was fun watching Joe Biden beat the tar out of Paul Ryan.

It was satisfying watching Hillary Clinton smack Trump around, especially when the threat of a Trump presidency at that point still felt kind of ludicrous.

This can’t be fun or satisfying because of where we are as a country and what it means that we’re still going through the rituals even while everything burns and chokes and dies.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:14 (four years ago)

I've decided to assume everyone saying "this won't matter" is a Russian bot or disinfo artiste.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

If I were in charge of a network I would publicly say that there will be no debate until Trump agrees, publicly, to the peaceful transfer of power to Biden if he wins.

so what if he does? members of the Republican party have said in very unambiguous terms that they would not try to fill an SC seat in 2020. they are now trying to fill an SC seat in 2020.

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:22 (four years ago)

I report, you decide.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

lol

New push alert on Trump campaign app pic.twitter.com/ncpm5jVQSr

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 29, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:26 (four years ago)

I think "to whom does this matter" and "to whom does this not matter" are better questions to ask than "does this matter"?

This matters / this does not matter is a false binary.

I would also love to get granular on "for those to whom this matters / does not matter, (a) do they vote and (b) where do they live?" That gets lost in the matters vs. doesn't matter badminton.

Another thing that's getting lost is that this is still (!) an unsourced (or "anonymously sourced") story that emanates from (insert ominous theme music here) the New York Times.

We're all taking the NYT story as credible, and appear to be forgetting the sizable portion of people who won't believe ANYTHING from the lamestream media (especially the NYT), and harbor particular contempt for anonymously sourced (and therefore, effectively, unsourced) stories therefrom.

Yes I know those people are unreachable and unpersuadable but they're out there and they are part of the dynamic.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:26 (four years ago)

If I were in charge of a network I would publicly say that there will be no debate until Trump agrees, publicly, to the peaceful transfer of power to Biden if he wins.

Perfect Sorkin brain.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:38 (four years ago)

Worrying about the platforming and "normalization" of the President of the United States will never get less funny.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:39 (four years ago)

Re that Weigel tweet: the Trump team misspelled "Fap".

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:40 (four years ago)

More fun with Florida Man...

Donald Trump's demoted campaign boss Brad Parscale is under investigation for 'stealing' between $25-$40 million from Trump's 2020 presidential campaign, well-placed sources exclusively told DailyMail.com.

The 44-year-old is also being investigated for 'pocketing' nearly another $10 million from the Republican National Committee, the insiders added.

The revelation comes as Parscale was involuntarily committed to a hospital by Fort Lauderdale police on Sunday following a concerning episode at his $2.4 million Florida home.

...

A Trump insider explained to DailyMail.com that Parscale went into a tailspin after he was demoted in July and replaced by his former number two, Bill Stepien, as he's worried about the 'gravy train' ending and keeping up with his lavish lifestyle.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:43 (four years ago)

...keeping up with his lavish lifestyle.

Had to downgrade from Heineken to Bud Light.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:46 (four years ago)

too bad he's not still running the campaign, seems like a safe pair of hands

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:47 (four years ago)

well now I'm disappointed that he's going down, if all he did was steal money from Trump and the RNC.

akm, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:47 (four years ago)

Donald Trump's demoted campaign boss Brad Parscale is under investigation for 'stealing' between $25-$40 million from Trump's 2020 presidential campaign, well-placed sources exclusively told DailyMail.com.

Always be grifting.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:49 (four years ago)

If you are an obvious conman and grifter, then eventually, the only people who will work with you are conmen and grifters.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

Not an original conclusion, but one that could use repeating.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

Re: debates, Biden should spend the first minute of his first response mindlessly pulling $100 bills out of a briefcase and placing them on his lectern in two stacks, and when the moderator tries to interrupt, say, "oh, I'm sorry, I was just comparing how much Trump paid in taxes last year [points to small stack] to how much he spent on his hair last year [points to stack nearly 100x high]." Then he should pull a mini-crossbow out of the briefcase and shoot Trump in the neck.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:51 (four years ago)

Always be grifting.

Make America Grift Again

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:52 (four years ago)

Does Trump really want to do a drug test? He's perpetually on enough Adderall to kill a rhino.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago)

It's always projection on his part, always telegraphing his passes meaning we're about to learn he's about to get exposed for massive drug intake or something and he can say "but he's on drugs too!"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:56 (four years ago)

adderall is not even a treatment for dementia iirc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:58 (four years ago)

No, but it's helpful if you want to watch Fox after 3am.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:00 (four years ago)

Trump's on expired Sudafed, that wouldn't show up on a drug test.
Biden's on the Flowers for Algernon shit (hopefully), that probably wouldn't show up either.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:01 (four years ago)

Which is why Rudy said he was supposedly on it. So fucking stupid it’s the same shit they pulled with Clinton. I remember seeing where a guy would inject her with some secret baby blood concoction because she had brain cancer Parkinson’s or something.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:02 (four years ago)

Secret Baby Blood = my new band's name

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:04 (four years ago)

Make America Grift Again

― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 2:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

come on let's grift again
like we did last summer

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:05 (four years ago)

"If I were in charge of a network I would publicly say that there will be no debate until Trump agrees, publicly, to the peaceful transfer of power to Biden if he wins."

Nope. I'm in this corner.

can't wait for the first ever presidential debate to fail the Turing test

— David East (@davideastUK) September 29, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

Clinton couldn't walk on her own and would have seizures so her handler would use a high tech device to administer the "medication". There are tapes, it's real!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:10 (four years ago)

Uh no, the ankle bracelet hidden by her pantsuit is what administered it, duh.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:10 (four years ago)

they can't test for baby blood!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:11 (four years ago)

tax bill had some pretty insane and very specific clauses that looked very much like they were lobbied for by a specific person or business

this kind of corrupt payoff is S.O.P. for tax bills coming out of Congress. the recipient is never named, but the criteria for obtaining the break are so narrow and specific that only one entity will ever qualify.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

I think "to whom does this matter" and "to whom does this not matter" are better questions to ask than "does this matter"?

Perhaps, but "to whom does this matter" is most often answered by making assumptions.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:35 (four years ago)

I like the prepositional punctiliousness!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:51 (four years ago)

like the shit-talking the troops story, this is only going to move the needle a little, but Trump can’t afford the needle to move even a little and still hold out hope for a close election.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:54 (four years ago)

The assumption that the story won't matter is particularly strange when you remember that the outcome of the 2016 election was almost certainly changed by James Comey's decision to announce the temporary re-opening of the investigation into Hillary Clinton's email management practices. This is not, as Nate Silver observed in his deep dive into the subject, because it changed the minds of a particularly large number of voters, but because the extra point or two Trump gained from the late tsunami of negative coverage about Clinton made a big difference to the outcome of an election decided by 80,000 votes in three states. (And in an election that close, many other relatively small events and decisions that can't be as easily measured could have altered the outcome.)

If a story about Hillary Clinton's email server management could change an election's outcome, why not a story showing Trump is a fraud as both a businessman and a taxpayer? And it's worth noting that Trump winning or losing isn't the only question. The margin of victory matters — for close Senate races, for the possibility that the Electoral College will malfunction and award the election to the popular vote loser, for the possibility that the outcome becomes disputed in the courts. Every point of national popular vote share is a big deal. It doesn't take all that many voters changing their minds about who to vote for (or whether to vote at all) to make a difference.

https://theweek.com/articles/940263/stop-assuming-voters-wont-care-about-trumps-taxes

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:09 (four years ago)

I just said that with less words I win

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnRtXRoU2DY

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

i stuck a noodle up my nose

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:15 (four years ago)

If a story about Hillary Clinton's email server management could change an election's outcome, why not a story showing Trump is a fraud as both a businessman and a taxpayer?

because there cannot possibly be that many voters who are 1) willing to abandon Trump and 2) have not done so already? surely it moves the needle a tiny bit and that tiny bit is going to be significant but I'd really like to meet the voter who was with Trump through grab 'em by the pussy, kiddie concentration camps, collusion with Russia, "very fine people", impeachment, 200k COVID deaths, "fuck the troops", but are turned off by..."he doesn't pay his taxes"?

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

Thought this article on political ads was interesting:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/09/anti-trump-attack-ads-might-actually-be-helping-him

“So through this process Swayable found that fully 25% of all ads the Democratic Party ran in 2016 drove people in the wrong direction.” Dutta cited one Hillary Clinton ad called “Mirrors,” which showed young girls looking in the mirror, intercut with Trump making sexist comments about various women. The assumption in Brooklyn was that it would juice support among women voters and the parents of daughters, while further driving up negative views of Trump. “I thought it was one of those powerful spots,” Dutta said. “It made me cry. But it turns out when Swayable tested it afterwards, it actually created huge backlash amongst undecided voters. And it made them more likely to support Trump. It just goes to prove that we have all these embedded biases as Democrats.”

Among those biases: that Trump’s loathsome personal qualities are enough to rally Democrats to vote against him in November. That bet proved to be a miscalculation by the Clinton campaign in 2016, and according to Fellow Americans, voters are largely rejecting messages that go after Trump personally rather than issues like his administration’s response to the pandemic. Its testing, particularly around coronavirus messaging, revealed that personality-focused attacks on Trump, specifically ads using Trump’s image or voice, were almost useless. “On COVID in particular, and then with the Black Lives Matter protests as well, a lot of the blame-Trump-directly messaging actually resulted in lots of backlash,” Bhaskar said. “Not just with conservatives, but also with moderate viewers and base-Democrat viewers.” Those messages either pushed on-the-fence voters back into Trump’s camp or alienated low-propensity voters who are already contemptuous of politics and have little interest in the kind of partisan back-and-forth that national Democrats and the media find so compelling.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

If a story about Hillary Clinton's email server management could change an election's outcome, why not a story showing Trump is a fraud as both a businessman and a taxpayer?

Is anyone under the impression that Democrats and Republicans are playing under the same rules?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

The ads I see in Florida in the last two weeks have been positive ones mostly: what Joe Biden will do about COVID, health care, etc.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:24 (four years ago)

That's good.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:28 (four years ago)

of all the bizarre things about this presidency the fact that it was just a publicity stunt is the strangest/most infuriating. obviously you can blame the people who "created" Trump but man the way the MSM covered those initial debates..."What will Trump say?" "Who will he go after?"...in retrospect had just as much to do with it.

this was wildly apparent at the time, at least viewing American news media second-hand

I've noticed a subtle shift from the administration in the last few months -- tacit admission that "fake news" doesn't necessarily mean "untrue news."

This dates to 2016 too? His whole adoption of the term was ju-jitsuing its use

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

there cannot possibly be that many voters who are 1) willing to abandon Trump and 2) have not done so already?

the 2016 election was decided by 80,000 votes in three large states, so matching those sorts of low numbers of wobbly voters who could still swing away from trump is at least conceivable. if the daily negative news is creating a headwind for trump, while biden simply lollops along untouched, then the tiny numbers of swings will predominately swing toward biden. if you deeply fear another trump term in office, then that is A Good Thing.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

because there cannot possibly be that many voters who are 1) willing to abandon Trump and 2) have not done so already? surely it moves the needle a tiny bit and that tiny bit is going to be significant but I'd really like to meet the voter who was with Trump through grab 'em by the pussy, kiddie concentration camps, collusion with Russia, "very fine people", impeachment, 200k COVID deaths, "fuck the troops", but are turned off by..."he doesn't pay his taxes"?

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 4:21 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

1. go to philadelphia. there are thousands of them. enough to change the outcome of the election. i don't think there's any reason to assume all of that happened in like january 2017 and no more people will change their mind.

new numbers in PA from ABC/wapo showing a similar trend:
Biden is winning 8% of Trump 2016 voters
Trump is winning 1% of Clinton 2016 votershttps://t.co/pxQkfWPyum pic.twitter.com/awHSKV1bKQ

— Jessica Yarvin (@jyarvin) September 29, 2020

2. demotivating weak trump supporters to stay home is good too. you don't have to get them to vote biden.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:00 (four years ago)

Biden was born in PA, which counts for something, right?

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:06 (four years ago)

eh, idk Trump was born in NY and that's not working out so well for him

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:10 (four years ago)

Biden was born in PA, which counts for something, right?


Free sandwich at Wawa on your birthday

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:11 (four years ago)

Did Obama win Kenya?

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:11 (four years ago)

Only ISIL iirc.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:12 (four years ago)

Trump may have been born in New York, but he's also a tremendous asshole. Biden not being a tremendous asshole probably benefits him more than being born in Pennsylvania.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:18 (four years ago)

Though being born in Scranton specifically might help drive turnout among all the millennial fans of The Office.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:22 (four years ago)

Biden not being a tremendous asshole probably benefits him more than being born in Pennsylvania.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 10:18 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just a reminder that being a sexual assaulter makes one a tremendous asshole

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:24 (four years ago)

Any debate bingo cards or drinking games? Here's what I've got so far.

Trump

high probability
"Wrong"
"Fake news"
Antifa
"Law and order"
Build the wall
Travel ban saved lives
Obama

medium
"China virus"
Hillary
Biden on drugs
Best for blacks since Lincoln
Not many people know Lincoln was a Republican
High IQ/very smart
Saving preexisting conditions
Argentina
Nonspecific "crime bill"
Ukraine/Hunter Biden
Portland on fire
Hydroxychloroquine
Civil War ramblings
"Sleepy Joe"

low
SNL not funny
Critical Race Theory
1619 Project
(pulls out graph)
Kamala not eligible for presidency
Email server
Sidney Blumenthal

Biden

high probability
"Folks"
Quoting mother or father

medium
Civility in politics
"Malarkey"
"Number one" not followed by further numbers
Trump said inject bleach

low
"Cornpop"

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:25 (four years ago)

i legit don't understand anyone who would voluntarily watch this thing

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:26 (four years ago)

FP'd you for kinkshaming.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:27 (four years ago)

I'm not sure how I can't watch, but that's my problem.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:28 (four years ago)

'doo doo brown' imo xp

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:28 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, out in the southern dust: The Trump administration is racing to build the president's border wall as quickly as possible ahead of the Nov. 3 election, with construction crews now adding nearly two miles per day....

Who will huff & puff & blow this thing down?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:30 (four years ago)

I’m really into this horse race stuff and you couldn’t pay me to watch a presidential debate

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:30 (four years ago)

brb gonna Venmo you $20

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:31 (four years ago)

Trump, medium: Passed the Veteran's Choice bill
Trump, medium: Losers aren't heroes

Biden, medium: Anything plagiarized from Obama

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:33 (four years ago)

Watching Trump's physical bullying, violation of order, and constant lying go completely unchecked by moderators was horrifying in 2016, the only time I've ever watched US campaign debates. I'll watch a bit tonight out of curiosity to compare how it's conducted, and his coherence.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:36 (four years ago)

If either of the sundowners does anything amusing clips will be everywhere so I’ll be watching anything else.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:38 (four years ago)

I've got work to do.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago)

I'm just gonna gorge on the post hoc memes.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago)

none of you watching are raw-dogging it though. right? i've been sober for six months and i have a lot of limits.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:44 (four years ago)

i always watch these things and part of me would feel guilty if i skipped one, so

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:46 (four years ago)

personally, i don't watch a debate until i'm so fucked up that i think i'm in the debate

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:47 (four years ago)

I have a hunch, based on nothing at all, that Trump will flip out harder on Chris Wallace than on Biden. "You're treating me very unfairly, very unfairly, the American people aren't going to stand for this" etc etc

Can't stand the sight of Trump so I'll read about it tomorrow.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:47 (four years ago)

none of you watching are raw-dogging it though. right? i've been sober for six months and i have a lot of limits.

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)

9 p.m. is too late for drinking should I decide to watch.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:47 (four years ago)

well this has been fun feedback, lots of different takes and constitutions.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:51 (four years ago)

It is my belief that this guys problem is very simple: he is extremely stupid

Mostly Deutsche Bank, a McKinsey client. It takes like 15 seconds of research to find this out. https://t.co/t4yBaN3PO0

— Corkus Bucksuth (@CorkusBucksuth) September 29, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:53 (four years ago)

According to CNN, a person familiar with Trump’s debate prep said that the President spent less than two hours on doing so, which included a sporadic 30-minute session last weekend. On Sunday, campaign advisers used flash cards that they prepared for Trump when resuming a short question-and-answer period.

The President told reporters on Monday that his personal attorney Rudy Giuliani and former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) were helping him prepare for the upcoming presidential debate.

i saw christie schmoozing after barrett's nomination event, too, in the live stream. he is the most pathetic guy in the entire fucking universe for continuing to hang around and hope for trump's morsels of affection

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:01 (four years ago)

I get so viscerally angry whenever I have to hear Trump speak that I just cannot watch this, for my own mental health.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

I mean...yeah, obviously? Like the one consistent thing about Trump is that he doesn't read or prepare for anything. His brain is all "we're working on it" and "I will tell you later", the man has no in depth understanding of literally any topic and he isn't going to start now

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:07 (four years ago)

Happily I will be fast asleep, because London.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:09 (four years ago)

Here's a deliberately naïve, even dumb question: if none of this matters at all, how is it that millions of people will be watching it and talking about it for days afterwards?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:13 (four years ago)

masochism?

he may not prepare but trump’s very good on tv and very good at turning questions back around on people because he’s a bullshitter and a bully. jon otm, no way could i ever deliberately set out to watch video of words coming out of that his mouth, whatever the context. and yes also in london which happily takes the decision out of my hands anyway

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:14 (four years ago)

His mic will be broken

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (four years ago)

Wouldn't think of skipping it. If it's especially boring, I could certainly see abandoning it.

clemenza, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

Painful, stupid, emnbarrasing, yes. I can't imagine it will be boring.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:17 (four years ago)

what's the procedure if a massive sinkhole swallows the entire venue before the first question is asked?

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

xp I am absolutely a masochist

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:18 (four years ago)

Pareene absolutely otm here https://newrepublic.com/article/159534/right-wrong-way-biden-attack-trumps-taxes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:20 (four years ago)

yeah that is exactly right on

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:23 (four years ago)

he is the most pathetic guy in the entire fucking universe for continuing to hang around and hope for trump's morsels of affection

Remember when he got demoted to 'McDonalds order pick up duty'?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:36 (four years ago)

Well I mean you have seen the guy, right?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

He was probably going there anyway

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

His brother Grimace gets him a discount.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:40 (four years ago)

Wait, Rowdy Rudy is the debate coach?? That's awesome.

Rudy: The Smithsonian called, they want General Washington's teeth back... it was only a loan.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:42 (four years ago)

There are lots of reasons to not watch the debate but the most compelling for me is avoiding the PTSD flashback to watching four years ago and thinking there's no way this clown has a chance.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

What OL said. I'll live vicariously through posts on this thread (or the debate thread, if we're going that route)

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:05 (four years ago)

I'll be thinking back on 2016 when it was groups of people watching the debates and enjoying drinking games and mockery when I watch tonight socially isolated and drinking alone.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

Trump’s inviting the Bill Clinton accusers to the Oct 9th 2016 debate and then hovering over and menacing Hillary as she spoke was hard to watch, and she still showed him up.

Dan S, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:11 (four years ago)

my plan is to start drinking early so that I can *miss* the debates. or maybe I'll just play this dumb Batman game, I don't know if I can handle watching this bullshit tonight.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

I can't listed to Trump's stupid voice for nine seconds, much less 90 minutes. No way in hell I'm tuning into that dreck.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:24 (four years ago)

CHINA

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:24 (four years ago)

this is gonna be the first time in years where he'll be subject to more than 5 minutes of questioning without the ability to end it early by getting on a helicopter or leaving the room.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

actually, i guess he can leave if he wants to. maybe he'll spare us all and leave after 15 minutes.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:27 (four years ago)

to those about to damage yr branes, I salute thee

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:39 (four years ago)

I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:42 (four years ago)

I feel like it will be a good show

treeship., Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:42 (four years ago)

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready. pic.twitter.com/EhOiWdjh1b

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 29, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:44 (four years ago)

isn’t that the ice cream pelosi was eating when people yelled at her?

(i remember the ice cream brand, but don’t remember why they we’re yelling)

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:47 (four years ago)

What’s up with democrats and Jeni’s ice cream? I saw it at the store for the first time the other day and it was like $9/pint.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:48 (four years ago)

ILX, predict the zinger.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:49 (four years ago)

It’s worth it because the flavor crystals are so densely packed that it ends up being about 2 pints worth of pure ice cream satisfaction

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:51 (four years ago)

'No poor, no poor. You're the poor!'

xp

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:52 (four years ago)

"I used to knuckledust shaggy chumps like you back in Scranton!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:53 (four years ago)

I'll be thinking back on 2016 when it was groups of people watching the debates and enjoying drinking games and mockery when I watch tonight socially isolated and drinking alone.


some of my favorite memories from the last decade were drunk, doubled-over w laughter along with a packed Atl bar watching this idiot clown absolutely ruin Ted Cruz, Lil Marco, Jeb! et al in the GOP primary debates. Wouldn’t have guessed in ten thousand simulations that the price tag for some petty lols would be this steep

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

I feel like it will be a good show

― treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:12 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

PVMIC

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:17 (four years ago)

Debate is totes meaningless but it'll be live-blogged and streamed in countless languages by media outlets from all around the world.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

I’m in awe of people who can actually watch this stuff. The cringe and rage would make my sphincter collapse

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (four years ago)

Imagine having to simultaneously interpret Trump's logorrhoea as it spatters the screen.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:36 (four years ago)

same, beamish

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:38 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev8AWIx8mpk

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:15 (four years ago)

did Trump try to gnaw on Biden's arm yet

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:16 (four years ago)

What the fuck is happening

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:19 (four years ago)

a Trump-Biden debate

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:19 (four years ago)

This is a massive dumpster fire

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:19 (four years ago)

the audio version of bannon's flooding the zone with shit

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:20 (four years ago)

Trump already dropped a 'Pocahontas'...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:21 (four years ago)

going for the hits instead of deep cuts, interesting

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:21 (four years ago)

(although, to be fair, biden is not exactly doing fantastic -- on the opening barrett question, the most obvious softball, it took him several minutes and segues to get to roe v. wade!)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:22 (four years ago)

Hahahah ok go Joe

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:22 (four years ago)

I've never seen anything like this. Chris Matthews is in way over his head.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:22 (four years ago)

did Trump try to gnaw on Biden's arm yet

please don't tell me he's a Luis Suarez fan

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:22 (four years ago)

We are firmly in the Cool Zone now. No going back.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:23 (four years ago)

this is slightly better, he probably could have mentioned the "I don't want the numbers to go up" thing though

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:24 (four years ago)

I liked “get out of your bunker and get out of your sand trap”

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:25 (four years ago)

his face is already beet red

Biden should keep smugly laughing, it really gets to him

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:26 (four years ago)

From everything I'm reading, thank God I didn't turn the TV on.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:26 (four years ago)

i'm not putting it on for long

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

3rd quarter stroke?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

you don't trust johnson & johnson? pfizer?

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

i am kinda watching to see if Trump starts Ron Pauling

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:27 (four years ago)

From everything I'm reading, thank God I didn't turn the TV on.

otm

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:29 (four years ago)

ok i'm done, Matthews's voice is enough to do it to me

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:30 (four years ago)

My wife and one of my kids are watching downstairs. I called down to them and asked should I be watching this, or is it going to make me barf in my mouth. And my wife answered, it might make you barf in your mouth. So upstairs I remain.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:31 (four years ago)

this is like a Zoom call with two co-workers who hate each other

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:32 (four years ago)

As long as Biden avoids looking senile, I'd say we're good.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:32 (four years ago)

serious lol at the trump bit that boiled down to "I'm smart and you're not smart"

Clay, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:32 (four years ago)

Trump seems defensive

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:33 (four years ago)

Well, trump did at least memorize some of those idiotic gotcha points Karl posted earlier. I’m sure there are plenty of gleeful drinking games going on at Fox right now

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:33 (four years ago)

Trump just literally interrupted Joe saying "can I just shut you down for a second, little bitch?" and Joe said "yes sir, you may" and let him finish and Chris Wallace remained invisible

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

I think Trump is rattled. Going after Biden for having gone to a state school is NAGL for Trump. Also, btw that's Chris Wallace not Matthews (xp)

o. nate, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

I think he said "that's it," not "you little bitch"

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:35 (four years ago)

i had a weird friend say "only people who watch debates should be allowed to vote" earlier and I kinda wanna ask her if she still thinks that.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:36 (four years ago)

I’m trying to watch Jim Jarmusch’s The Limits of Control in a separate room, which is a mistake, as there isn’t enough dialogue, and these two idiots’ (well, 3 including Chris Wallace) voices keep seeping through

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:37 (four years ago)

Yeah I poked my head in to the room where my wife is watching and immediately noped out.

I will have to sift through all the highlights and mockery and memeage and "analysis" and the polls of the impact and the discussion and meta-analysis of the previous analyses anyway.

Sorry/not sorry, submitting my psyche to the raw feed of That Man is just not worthwhile.

Also can we please come to a consensus on which Chris is there?

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

“China Plague”. Gonna say something, Joe? ANYTHING, you fucking idiot?

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF03SdCyfRI

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

time for Joe to interrupt

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

wtf

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

come the fuck on

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

Moderator should have been Chris Pratt

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:39 (four years ago)

This is what I was worried was gonna happen. Trump obviously wants it more. I know better than to know that's not what matters, but I also know the Average American well enough to know it's what matters most of them, and that is not good. Joe needs to sack the fuck up, if he can.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:40 (four years ago)

There's the $750

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:41 (four years ago)

This a good answer

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:42 (four years ago)

Chris Wallace - uh, ok I guess

Chris Matthews - disqualified because he felt a tingle down his leg when Obama spoke, I think?

Chris Rock - might be entertaining but please let's not

Chris Brown - no, God no

Chris Hemsworth - intriguing possibility, go on

Chris Pratt, per DJP, solid choice!

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:42 (four years ago)

You made Chris Pine cry.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:43 (four years ago)

chris christie shafted imo

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

Biden's teeth are putting in quite a shift tonight

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

I agree. Biden needs to buck up.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

Claiming he paid millions is a bad mistake

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

xxxxxxpost are you really insinuating Trump is coming off in a way that will actually draw in more voters to his existing base? cos....while I wouldn't say Biden is either, I'd say you're dead wrong on that.

not that a televised debate has moved the needle one iota in decades. this one, letting Trump fumble the football over and over is helpful enough on its own. with Trump interrupting with impunity and Wallace not giving a shit, really don't think it would matter who was debating, can barely even hear what's being said 40% of the time.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:45 (four years ago)

the closed captioners must be ready to jump

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:45 (four years ago)

it’s not a mistake, he paid millions (on paper) and got a refund of more millions (due to accounting and tax code gaming)

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:46 (four years ago)

Trump just blatantly said he paid millions of dollars in income tax and “we’ll see it when it’s ready.” extraordinary.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:46 (four years ago)

will no one just triple down on infrastructure week

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:47 (four years ago)

don't worry, it'll get much more tolerable when we get to Race and Violence in Our Cities

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:48 (four years ago)

ha

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:48 (four years ago)

I have no doubt the “I pay this” line is millions and then the deductions line is really big! Maybe he does pay quarterly taxes that are then completely refunded or debited

money is just floating numbers back and forth for anyone over a certain income level and “paying taxes” is a thought exercise, just another number to screw with in the bottom line

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:48 (four years ago)

I’d like to see Rasheed Wallace take over for Chris

tobo73, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

interrupting is good now

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

from 538:

After a dramatic worsening of sentiment through the start of the debate, Twitter sentiment about Biden is rebounding slightly while Trump continues to slide. But both are currently underwater.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

it used to be bad but it is now good

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

And there's Hunter...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:50 (four years ago)

what the fuck, where is the moderator

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:50 (four years ago)

So glad I'm not watching this. I turned on the radio accidentally and ran to turn it off.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:50 (four years ago)

Can I drink my arsenic now?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:50 (four years ago)

xxpost still trapped in 2016

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

my wife is just screaming "SHUT UP" from the other room

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

I mean wow just say “my kid trades on my position and does ok, your kids ride your dick and are still fucking ding-dongs”

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

"It's fine with me if you want to keep talking about my son, and hey Chris Wallace isn't this clown over here a real rascal for continuing to talk about my son? I enjoy Jeni's brand iced cream" - Joe Biden

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:51 (four years ago)

"this clown"!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:52 (four years ago)

my cat started screaming at me and bit my hand five minutes into the broadcast

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:52 (four years ago)

damn

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:52 (four years ago)

this is fucking insane

Clay, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:52 (four years ago)

My heads hurts

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:53 (four years ago)

Your cat OTM

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:53 (four years ago)

Biden could be doing worse, I'll say that.

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:54 (four years ago)

Chris just had to do some scolding

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:54 (four years ago)

of his grandchildren?

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:55 (four years ago)

I have to give Trump credit, he came up with something other than going “wroooong” as a rebuttal and maybe Biden is doing something other than rolling his eyes in response

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:55 (four years ago)


GEOFFREY SKELLEY
9:54 PM
If your feeling going in was that this debate was not going to do much to the election, then I think what’s happened so far has pretty much confirmed it.

NATHANIEL RAKICH
9:54 PM
So … anyone for some baseball? Down the street, the New York Yankees are beating the Cleveland Indians 11-2.

KALEIGH ROGERS
9:54 PM
Man, I can’t wait for the French language debate.

NATE SILVER
9:54 PM
It’s worth keeping in mind that if Trump’s strategy here is sort of to make the debate a mess and fight to a draw … fighting to a draw in the debate is not a good move when you’re 7 points behind.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:55 (four years ago)

And there's the Bible photo-op

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:55 (four years ago)

Trump is going to spend tomorrow ironically complaining that he was treated unfairly during the debate, ain't he.

might even ask for a Barr investigation into it.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:56 (four years ago)

trump has been treated as bad as anyone ever has been treated in this country

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:57 (four years ago)

Nate Silver otm, and Biden went pretty hard at times imo

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:57 (four years ago)

i hope the debate is a complete shitshow and the country never recovers

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:26 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm not watching but it seems i was otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:57 (four years ago)

I know why he's doing it but it's still hilarious that he thinks biden can do anything further to "lose the left" than he has already done

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:58 (four years ago)

Biden's actual answers have been good, but this whole open conversation format is a big mistake

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:58 (four years ago)

this is like Gypsy, Trump is Mama Rose, and was a country are poor Louise.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:59 (four years ago)

who's june

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:00 (four years ago)

There is no point to a debate with this sociopath as president; to allow it to happen is a fucking failure of the media.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:01 (four years ago)

otm

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:01 (four years ago)

as someone on the left I dislike the entire idea that we’re going to get the NAACP and the cop unions together and have some beers and hash this out but it is a good fluffy answer compared to whatever nonsense Trump is dumping

although workplace diversity training is weird and need work

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:01 (four years ago)

And there's a couple more where that came from.

2xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:01 (four years ago)

I like asking Trump what's radical about it, put him on the spot

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:02 (four years ago)

Thank you to the ILX punditocracy for keeping me somewhat abreast of developments.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:02 (four years ago)

SCRANTON

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:03 (four years ago)

The only city that matters

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:03 (four years ago)

i kid you not, on 538 for a moment, there was a post about racial inequality and violent crime and who voters think would do a better job on each, and in place of the graph at the bottom, was a list of games like 9 Man's Morris, Chess, Checkers, etc...

they just now fixed it

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:04 (four years ago)

Legit choices

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:04 (four years ago)

Poor Joe, constantly at risk of losing his radical left supporters

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:05 (four years ago)

YOU DON'T KNOW SUBURBS MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW THE FUCKING SUBURBS OK

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:05 (four years ago)

ROCKIN THE SUBURBS JUST LIKE JOSEPH BIDEN DID

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:05 (four years ago)

But what about the exurbs?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:06 (four years ago)

Hope everyone has steeled their nerves and laid in a supply of ativan for the polls tightening up over the next few days.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:06 (four years ago)

All of the debates since 2010 or so have been unwatchable. Constant barrage of overlapping voices. It’s like a Robert Altman film without the humanity or social commentary

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:07 (four years ago)

god I understand the strategy but I hate that Biden is being such a chickenshit about everything

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:07 (four years ago)

I unsurprisingly regret tuning in but based on the last 20 mins Biden is neither killing nor tanking it, which is a win more than anything given the current polls.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:08 (four years ago)

I have no doubt that Trump is going to “win” it all again in November.

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:08 (four years ago)

Milo nah this was a draw at best for Trump imo, I guess we'll see soon

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:08 (four years ago)

from Earth-3:

I’ve never seen Biden seem so old or so weak. He can’t land a strong blow. He’s being successfully heckled. I want to look away.

— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) September 30, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:09 (four years ago)

But what about all those undecideds waiting for a belligerent loudmouth?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:10 (four years ago)

And the radical left?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:10 (four years ago)

It is generally difficult to debate interrupting bonkers people.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:10 (four years ago)

been on for five minutes and Chris Wallace has already melted

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

hey I don’t mind this moderator lol

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

The radical left are waiting for it more than ever

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

Ah, the mythical undecided voter

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:11 (four years ago)

"will you condemn white supremacists?"

"Proud Boys, stand by"

- thank you mister President?

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

surprised biden went for the "antifa isn't an organization" point, despite of course its being true

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

Did he really just say 'Proud boys, stand by'?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

ffs

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

i kid you not, on 538 for a moment, there was a post about racial inequality and violent crime and who voters think would do a better job on each, and in place of the graph at the bottom, was a list of games like 9 Man's Morris, Chess, Checkers, etc...


what about TIC TAC TOE and GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:12 (four years ago)

Undecideds are thirsty to drink a massive river of shit

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:13 (four years ago)

damn Obama left a bunch of openings to fill and Trump can’t leave one supreme court opening

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:14 (four years ago)

Dropping Hunter in there randomly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:15 (four years ago)

ah man Biden’s running out of steam but it’s at the ending luckily

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:15 (four years ago)

(that said, sullivan sucks, but he isn't wrong that biden is being successfully heckled)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:15 (four years ago)

sounds like this Hunter Biden should work for the Trump administration.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:16 (four years ago)

i've talked head to head with putin and told him i'm not gonna take any of his stuff!!

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:16 (four years ago)

when I was a candidate
back in '88
You were out dodging subpoenas
I got the pictures I seen ya

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

Like that's all he has?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

just take some potshots at the Trump sons, guy

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

trump interrupting biden's talk about his dead son to drop in hunter insults is really sickening

Clay, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

moderation is still a complete failure but

Chris Pratt, per DJP, solid choice!

yah sure would be great if someone who tithes to and promotes an organisation that tricks teens away from abortions with fake counselling, campaigned against the gay marriage referendum, defrauds the album charts, and obstructs police investigations into their leader's child sexual abuse were running the debate

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:18 (four years ago)

he has no idea how many sons Biden has had

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

tes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Did he really just say 'Proud boys, stand by'?

he said "Proud Boys, stand back and stand by," I was typing for brevity

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

Wtf is this babble about forest management.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

he probably can't remember how many kids he has either tbf

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

This motherfucker again with forest management. What fever-brained right wing lunatic introduced this bullshit talking point?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:19 (four years ago)

There is no point to a debate with this sociopath as president; to allow it to happen is a fucking failure of the media.

yep

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:20 (four years ago)

yah sure would be great if someone who tithes to and promotes an organisation that tricks teens away from abortions with fake counselling, campaigned against the gay marriage referendum, defrauds the album charts, and obstructs police investigations into their leader's child sexual abuse were running the debate

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 10:18 PM (fourteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

well I learned one thing tonight!

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:20 (four years ago)

Of the country too tbh, but it's too late to go back now.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:21 (four years ago)

If any of these 3 do a full James Brown exit right now, I'll vote for them

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:21 (four years ago)

Tuned in just in time to hear Trump want to bring back all-manual '70s cars.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

fuck imagine Bernie or Warren were at this thing though

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

Electric windows are a bad deal, folks

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:22 (four years ago)

Clay OTM abt sickness

BrianB, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:23 (four years ago)

Trump's Proud Boys comment needs to be in like every Democrat ad going forward

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:23 (four years ago)

I mean, economically we’re going to end up with electric vehicles for efficiency purposes sooner rather than later but the fossil fuel industry has mostly pivoted to plastics and they’re projecting insane profits to 2040 because they’re going to roll fossil fuel profits into the product sector

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:23 (four years ago)

why the fuck is Trump's microphone not switched off when it's not his turn

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:24 (four years ago)

Unbelievable that it's down to these two idiots. Democracy is broken.

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:24 (four years ago)

the writing is on the wall and no one wants to cut off big oil imo

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:24 (four years ago)

why the fuck is Trump's microphone not switched off when it's not his turn

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic)

everybody in America is asking this question right now

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:25 (four years ago)

(OK, everyone I know)

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:25 (four years ago)

'I'm having a little trouble myself' lol.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:27 (four years ago)

say antifa supersoldiers for voting enforcement

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:28 (four years ago)

Biden would look incapably incoherent against any other debate partner

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:28 (four years ago)

"i don't support the Green New Deal"

way to kill the youth vote, Joe

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:28 (four years ago)

hE lOsT tHe LeFt

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:29 (four years ago)

GND was an aspirational resolution and not binding so supporting it as a president is a toss-up anyway

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:29 (four years ago)

Okay... that was a nice Biden bit.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:29 (four years ago)

it’s not a thing a president would have important support on

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:30 (four years ago)

Trump is probably going to claim this was the election and he won at the end

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:30 (four years ago)

way to kill the youth vote, Joe

What youth vote?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:30 (four years ago)

it was Hillary who killed youths

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:31 (four years ago)

RIP

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:32 (four years ago)

I hate that Biden is being such a chickenshit about everything

for... 47 years (was also Hil's strategy)

they were both heckled by me for 35 minutes

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:32 (four years ago)

This motherfucker again with forest management.

And the vast majority of forest land in CA, OR, WA, ID and MT is federally managed. iow, if he thinks it should be managed differently it's his responsibility.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:33 (four years ago)

Biden: "A Green New Deal is not my plan". "We don't need $15 an hour."

Glad we could finally clear that up. Son of a bitch.

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:34 (four years ago)

it’s not a thing a president would have important support on

that's not the issue here

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:34 (four years ago)

out of all the dumb things people believe just because they hear it, this one pisses me off the most. we've voted by mail for years. sending voters ballots automatically is a bridge too far? well...it's not happening in a majority of states anyway, despite what people wanted (certainly not mine), so many states are doing vote by mail either slightly modified to be less restrictive than in the past, or the same as they've always done it, and there hasn't been a wide rush to send all registered ballots for the majority of states (which I would support tbh).

so despite that, now voting by mail, which isn't a huge departure from how it's been done in the past, is now a fraud and a sham because people just decided it is.

More than half (56%) of registered voters said they were very or somewhat concerned that widespread mail-in voting would lead to voter fraud, versus 43% who said that they were not very or not at all concerned, according to a Suffolk University/USA Today survey from late August.

— Fivey Fox (@FiveyFox) September 30, 2020

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:36 (four years ago)

So Trump is calling for intimidation at the polls.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:36 (four years ago)

"bad things happen in Philadelphia" (cue It's Always Sunny theme)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:37 (four years ago)

He’s encouraging his followers to kill people at polls now. This man needs to be removed by force from office

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:37 (four years ago)

Yes, he is

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:37 (four years ago)

it's past their and my bedtime

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

I hate Trump, but I have a whole different feeling of anger and rage towards Biden. Seeing him attack Bernie, Medicare For All, and the Green New Deal makes me clench my fist and punch the fuckin mirror while I am numb to the shards of glass stuck in my arm. I hate Biden more than Trump even if he appears to be the slightly less evil one because he gave up Trump. And if he is elected he will give us another Trump-like figure four years later.

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

Biden: "A Green New Deal is not my plan". "We don't need $15 an hour."

Glad we could finally clear that up. Son of a bitch.

Good job of being purposefully, determinedly stupid, beamish

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:40 (four years ago)

Biden is just trying to avoid falling into Trump's 'socialist' trap...

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:41 (four years ago)

It was cool when he was pointedly asked like 4 times to denounce white supremacy and he pointedly didn’t every time.

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:41 (four years ago)

imo this debate was a huge disaster for trump but i'm usually wrong about these things

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:41 (four years ago)

“Proud boys, stand by” wtf

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:42 (four years ago)

Jfc beamish, if your willful misreading of what Biden said scares you more than Trump telling the proud boys to “stand by” and essentially telling his supporters to attack people at the polls, then I... you know what, never mind.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:42 (four years ago)

I lived for most of a week with sporadic internet access, no power, relying on neighbors for mutual aid, not being able to make it through blocked streets earlier in the summer... I’m not ready, but I get it

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:42 (four years ago)

Biden is just trying to avoid falling into Trump's 'socialist' trap...

He's going to be called a socialist regardless and he knows it, but in the heat of the moment he gets to be honest about his policy priorities.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:43 (four years ago)

I don't hate Biden at all, let alone more than Trump, but hi Aimless:

Biden: "A Green New Deal is not my plan". "We don't need $15 an hour."

Glad we could finally clear that up. Son of a bitch.

the big guy announced that he thinks the 700,000 ppl he wants to be retrained to shoot me in the leg are "spoiled apples," but should stay in their jobs, too

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:43 (four years ago)

I hate Trump, but I have a whole different feeling of anger and rage towards Biden. Seeing him attack Bernie, Medicare For All, and the Green New Deal makes me clench my fist and punch the fuckin mirror while I am numb to the shards of glass stuck in my arm.

I love Bernie, universal health care, and the GND, and I think you're fucking nuts.

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:44 (four years ago)

Apparently a CNN anchor literally described the debate as a "shitshow?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:44 (four years ago)

$15/hr vs "prevailing wage" can be read entirely by how charitable you want to be toward Biden.

Seems to me to be an empty promise at doing even better than a $15/hr minimum wage, which will not be enacted under him.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:46 (four years ago)

Really awesome that this dude commanded his cult to show up at the poll places to be poll cops. Ffs.

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:46 (four years ago)

imo this debate was a huge disaster for trump but i'm usually wrong about these things

― trapped out the barndo (crüt)

this

also, I really hope beamish gets temp banned soon, what the actual fuck at your privileged nihilistic Canadian nonsense

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

(xpost) Dana Bash--I don't like profanity from news people, but I had to laugh.

That was very hard to watch. Biden had some good moments, also got rattled a lot. Which is understandable: Trump is beyond the pale.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

CHRIS JACKSON
10:44 PM
This debate doesn’t seem to have changed anything up. Response on Twitter suggests pretty negative response toward both candidates, but nothing that would change the trajectory of the race.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

Trump singlehandedly set the clock back 70 years. People will die for participating in democracy in America

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

I didn't know they could say "shit" on CNN. xxxxxp

o. nate, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

beamish that's nothing new y'know

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

xp -- after "shithole countries" why not

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

You can say whatever you want on basic cable. It’s about appeasing advertisers

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

I’m amazed beamish isn’t already temp banned after last week, but I forgot this nonsense started up just days before everyone’s slate got wiped clean.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

remember when biden had taken a bunch of adderall and was going to be overpowered

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

Switching between cable channels before I shoot myself, I've heard the pundits hate Trump.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

beamish's anger at Biden is completely understandable if you haven't reached the place of chill where the worst is to be expected at all times - if Biden wins and things don't radically improve for a lot of people very quickly, the midterms are going to make 2010 look cool.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

just checking in after that. i haven't seen much of the instant media/social reaction because i was goofin' on an instagram story the whole time, which is owned by facebook, i know

but...i mean, dana bash just called it a "shitshow" on cnn and everyone was in complete agreement

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

xp beamish can't even vote, iirc

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:50 (four years ago)

Dana Bash: “That was a shitshow.” pic.twitter.com/VrrowZItq3

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 30, 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:50 (four years ago)

Shh! They want me to be a complacent observer and buy their narrative regarding Biden.

At best, he’ll be the American John Major-a stopgap between two titans of evil

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:51 (four years ago)

Actually, I can vote! I possess dual citizenship.

Please stop bringing me up and stick to the topic. Even if I couldn’t, I have the right to be heartbroken by these two obviously terrible options

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:52 (four years ago)

ahh yes, that well-documented, overwhelming enthusiasm for Biden that has been flowing through ILX like diarrhea out of a dengue patient

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:52 (four years ago)

i have to admit i'm morbidly tuning into CNN for the "daniel dale fact checks the debate" segment coming up next

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:53 (four years ago)

beamish the issue, as usual, isn't that you're necessarily 'wrong' about much of what you're saying (and even though you ARE wrong about a lot of it, that in itself doesn't usually get you pissed on), it's the way you barge in and attempt to smugly act like the sole person who "sees the truth", and you didn't exactly earn any goodwill by basically Kool-Aid manning into every RBG thread to post the same generic takedown while the rest of us were positively flipping out at the news and freaked out at the idea of a 6-3 court.

pretty much guarantee if you'd avoided that faux pas, none of *this* would be happening atm.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:56 (four years ago)

At best, he’ll be the American John Major-a stopgap between two titans of evil

Maybe, but a) right now someone other than Trump needs to get elected, and b) there's no guarantee that a more ILX-compatible candidate would win. Nor can we be certain that Biden will, mind you, but I'm tired of this 'as long as they get *my* warhorse on that track, the election's in the bag' mentality. Lest we forget, the world is mostly made up of people who don't think like us at all, and they get to cast a ballot too.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:59 (four years ago)

KM, get to the TV!

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:01 (four years ago)

bring on the ilxarchy

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:02 (four years ago)

xxxxpost this isn't merely a thread featuring a bunch of beleaguered American who are exhausted after 4 years of Trump, it's that plus wildfires threatening the safety of several ILXors and/or their friends and family, a global pandemic that is swallowing our country whole (and the rest of the globe to varying degrees), ILXors who want to protest but are afraid of getting shot by a militia member and having no police intervention to stop it. I know Trump affects more than just the US, but the ones living here are going to be the ones who are dealing with the largest PTSD symptoms at the moment. People who had police just allowing violence run rampant and white nationalists to set fires and spread accelerants near their homes because they felt emboldened by a President that supports their lethal brutality.

everybody's freaked the fuck out, so oversimplified nonsense like "Biden will just be another Trump" is pretty much saying "abandon all hope" to just about every poster that's at the end of their rope, and well frankly, it ain't even fuckin' true. that doesn't make Biden a good President or mean we aren't going to struggle with him or that you can't criticize him, but right now , many of us would rather cross the bridge when we get to it because we're terrified of Trump 2.0, which can only get worse.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:02 (four years ago)

so i heard tell that the president of the united states used part of his debate time to ask a white supremacist group to "stand by" and that racist and seditious horseshit gaffe apparently did not even make CNN's top three worst missteps?
let me know when the gifs are ready

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:03 (four years ago)

cosign Neanderthal

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:04 (four years ago)

xpost CNN's banner did read "TRUMP REFUSES TO CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY" for a while tbf, but they changed it not long after

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

they should have left it up

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

Am obv. not American but hear, hear, Neanderthal.

And beamish, watch this sequence again, listen to the orange clown say 'Proud boys stand back and stand by' at 0:34 and tell us again how there's no difference between Trump and Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Awm1bcpBy4

xps

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

I'm a gay Latino in Florida, so to hear the president laugh off white supremacy while his dotard of an opponent earns as much criticism angers the fuck out of me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

my feeling about the debate is: whatever

onto the next part in the sequence of events that trigger the end of the world

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:05 (four years ago)

everybody's freaked the fuck out, so oversimplified nonsense like "Biden will just be another Trump"

He didn't say that, though?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:06 (four years ago)

Media's always gonna both sides it, that's just how it is.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:06 (four years ago)

Nothing's changed. Things still suck.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:06 (four years ago)

hoo boy even that clip is unendurable

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:08 (four years ago)

i'm deeply sorry to anyone who watched this live

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:09 (four years ago)

The Proud Boys are ecstatic tonight about getting mentioned in the debate tonight.

"Trump basically said to go fuck them up! this makes me so happy," writes one prominent Proud Boy. pic.twitter.com/hYA7yQVAOn

— Mike Baker (@ByMikeBaker) September 30, 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:12 (four years ago)

onto the next part in the sequence of events that trigger the end of the world
we ain't that lucky

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:12 (four years ago)

xpost fuuuuck

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:13 (four years ago)

I watched, because I knew my friend would be, because his wife does state politics for a national org and we were texting

the clips and reactions will be worse than the actual debate. that’s worth remembering, because it’s easy to step in after the fact and make certain moments carry the weight of a momentary soundbite

I feel like Biden’s campaign should do more to seize on that, just have reactions speaking to that soundbite/tweeting base. But who knows, editing, etc

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:13 (four years ago)

the campaign's actually not been bad at that

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:17 (four years ago)

Biden was okay. Not as sharp as Hillary and holy FUCK I wish it was Bernie but whatever. As the thing went on I think he got better. He seemed a little shellshocked at how nasty Trump was at the beginning. Won't matter cuz Trump was a fucking disgrace. There is no point to having a debate with this guy. They should cancel the other two.

either way it looks like they key moments were Trump's refusal (again) to condemn white supremacy and then straight up summon the Proud Boys & then going after Hunter as Biden was talking about his dead son. that was pretty fucking low

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:20 (four years ago)

They should cancel the other two.

otm

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:20 (four years ago)

Just back from parents' house, where a debate viewing followed a birthday dinner. This is the most I've seen of Trump since the 2016 debates, as I've gone out of my way to avoid the vexation.

The loser of this debate was clearly Chris Wallace, but he should be commended for his last three questions. This is the first question on climate change in a presidential nominee debate since 2008. And those last two questions, on whether the candidates would condemn white supremacists, and whether they'd ask their supporters to remain calm till the votes are counted, were absolutely necessary at this moment, and more than I expected from a Fox anchor.

Voulez-vous un coup d'etat, ce soir? (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:22 (four years ago)

"How did the debate make you feel?"

Annoyed: 69%
Entertained: 31%
Pessimistic: 19%
Informed: 17%

CBS/YouGov / September 29, 2020 / Online

— Polling USA (@USA_Polling) September 30, 2020

Maybe the 81% not-pessimistic just meant not more pessimistic than before, because otherwise it's completely incomprehensible

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

Wallace is getting some grief on CNN for not reining in Trump earlier, but I actually thought he was more sympathetic to Biden--in large part, I'm sure, because he was enduring the same kind of nonsense from Trump that Biden was.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:25 (four years ago)

Informed: 17%

ok so Ken Bone and who else

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:27 (four years ago)

btw I really really wish Biden had brought up the dozen or so Trump staffers who were indicted and got jail time during the "law and order" segment

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:29 (four years ago)

Tonight, Donald Trump basically shouted his Twitter feed -- the thing even supporters say they don't like about him.

At no point did Trump, trailing badly in key states, say what he'd do during a second term or shift the campaign's focus onto Joe Biden.https://t.co/VbYfJf5eq7

— Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) September 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:29 (four years ago)

so, there are more of these debates? why?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:30 (four years ago)

1. thank you Neanderthal for that thoughtful long post above

2. the Proud Boys had a total failure of a rally in Portland last weekend, they are a problem but not some terrifying monolithic force. that being said, of course the remarks were a disgusting dog whistle.

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

and lol yes we gotta suffer through two more, Biden should refuse on his son's honor

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:31 (four years ago)

only one more with trump though, the next is pence/harris

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:34 (four years ago)

ooh that makes me happy, never thought I'd be rooting for a prosecutor but here we are

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:39 (four years ago)

Nope, it's the veep debate, then two more of whatever tonight was.

"The 2020 presidential debates are scheduled from 9:00pm to 10:30pm Eastern time on September 29th, October 15th and October 22nd. The vice presidential debate is scheduled from 9pm to 10:30pm Eastern time on October 7th."

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:40 (four years ago)

hoo boy even that clip is unendurable

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:40 (four years ago)

- "Listen! My son served in Iraq! He wasn't a loser! I'm very proud of him!"

- "Beau or Hunter? Because I was talking about Hunter."

https://i.imgur.com/hlFIucz.jpg https://i.imgflip.com/44fryw.png

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:45 (four years ago)

pretty jazzed i elected to watch the british bake-off instead of this headache fuel

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:57 (four years ago)

xp -- oh

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:59 (four years ago)

I stand corrected

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:59 (four years ago)

I have the right to be heartbroken by these two obviously terrible options

It needs to be said once more, voting is not an act of self-definition, it is not an act of close identification with or wholehearted approval of the candidate for whom you vote. It is not an act of complicity in whatever bad thing your representative chooses to allow. It is an act of responsibility, where you contribute your small voice to try to create a government that does the most good and least harm. People love to complain about lesser evil elections, but if you don't care about whether you and your neighbors are saddled with a greater evil, then fuck you. You are worse than a fool.

The machinery of government exists and it will exist no matter if you vote or not. At the federal level it is more powerful even than multinational corporations. It can easily destroy millions of lives, or it can make low-or-no cost health care available to millions.

Politics is much bigger than elections. It is how you act, think, judge, or conclude in regard to your family, friends, neighbors and society. Voting is a necessary part of that. It counts, not because of the power in one vote, but the power in expressing your intentions in a way that can be seen, measured and considered in an event that comes closer than anything else to consulting the wishes of your community and nation.

After an election the table is set for two or four years. After an election is too late to change the pieces on the game board. The day after the election you should not stop or give up, but if you didn't take the small effort required to try to arrange the pieces in the best way possible, you have lost and you'll always lose.

No amount of scorn by nihilists will change my mind about this. I've lived too long to pay much notice to that tripe.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:07 (four years ago)

Meanwhile, an ‘Army for Trump’ is being raised to fight for the interruptor-in-chief on Election Day:

Volunteer to be a Trump Election Poll Watcher. Sign up today! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/8m0dNPTtt6

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:12 (four years ago)

xxxp thank you Aimless. booming post.

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:13 (four years ago)

people are allowed to be depressed about this shirshow imo

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:16 (four years ago)

*shitshow obv

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:17 (four years ago)

Concur! xp to Aimless

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:17 (four years ago)

People should vote for biden so people have a chance to vote for someone better than biden.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:18 (four years ago)

xxp says the fucking Canadian, I like you but go read Neanderthal's post upthread

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:21 (four years ago)

People might well be depressed or even heartbroken about this election. Being depressed or heartbroken is sometimes unavoidable. But to claim it as 'a right' means they think they have a choice about it. Choosing to be depressed or heartbroken is a fool's choice. It stands cheek-to-cheek with self pity. I'm not having any of it and I won't play along with that.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:26 (four years ago)

That poll watcher sign-up seems ripe for a BTS fan takeover like the Tulsa rally.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:27 (four years ago)

Fabulous idea.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:30 (four years ago)

wholeheartedly concur. I know we all like Bernie, AOC, Omar, etc. way better than Biden but with Biden they at least get a seat at the table and aren't labeled the fucking enemy of the people

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:30 (four years ago)

xp - good thing nobody chooses to be depressed then

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:31 (four years ago)

I read Neanderthal's post. despair still seems like a valid response to me. let ppl freak out imo

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:32 (four years ago)

of course I happen to think despair can be productive if it isn't terminal

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:33 (four years ago)

they at least get a seat at the table

Do they? Did you see the lineup from Biden's transition team?

Beamish did not, of course, discourage anyone from voting - even if you are, as an adult, a lifelong voter in every conceivable election (coughcough) you do get to be "heartbroken by these two obviously terrible option" because there is no reason to find hope in them. Biden coming out at every opportunity to actively shun progressives their ideas tells us what the near-future is going to look like - and I think we all lived through the Obama years to see how this plays out.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:35 (four years ago)

Fucking Canadians--the worst.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:35 (four years ago)

wholeheartedly concur. I know we all like Bernie, AOC, Omar, etc. way better than Biden but with Biden they at least get a seat at the table and aren't labeled the fucking enemy of the people

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 30, 2020 12:30 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This isn’t news, Kellyanne.

Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet.

Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real. https://t.co/Bj8SMD9Syf

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:36 (four years ago)

good thing nobody chooses to be depressed then

uh. i'm struggling to parse that.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:37 (four years ago)

in that AOC vein:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/08/31/can-bidens-center-hold

Biden recruited Ocasio-Cortez to chair the climate task force, alongside former Secretary of State John Kerry. Members included Varshini Prakash, of the Sunrise Movement, which during the primary had graded Biden’s climate plan an F. At the first meeting, Kerry asked Prakash to speak first. The Sanders contingent wanted all-clean electricity by 2030; they were happy to settle for 2035. The biggest unresolved point of contention was fracking. “It’s not like I walked out of there with Bernie’s Green New Deal in hand, and I did not expect to,” Prakash said. “But it was a lot more collaborative, actually, than I was anticipating.”

Sean McElwee, an influential activist who co-founded the nonprofit think tank Data for Progress, criticized Biden fiercely at the outset of the campaign. He told me recently that his view had changed. “I think a lot of people who just shit on the Democratic Party haven’t spent a lot of time talking to mainstream actors within the Democratic Party ecosystem,” he said. “The reality is, that ecosystem is very liberal.” He continued, “I think people should just take a step back and look at what Biden has done. A.O.C. is someone I like a lot. She said that she wouldn’t vote for him in the primary, and that in a different country she would be in a different party from him. And he could have responded to that by being, like, ‘Fuck you.’ But instead he responded to that by being, like, ‘How about you come in and write my climate policy?’”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:38 (four years ago)

cool, lots of words

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:39 (four years ago)

People are not lazy or stupid or venal for not really giving a shit about voting - or actually not voting. They're looking at their life and the way it is wholly divorced from the lives of the politically powerful and the policies those powerful people dump on them and (rationally) understanding that they have no agency in all this. Politics is done to them.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:39 (four years ago)

mcelwee has abridge to sell you iirc

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:40 (four years ago)

my phone is part of the deep state, clearly.

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:40 (four years ago)

it's been a long night for everyone which is why I forgive AOC for saying she likes differences because she likes setting them aside

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:40 (four years ago)

If you tell people "the most progressive platform ever" maybe eventually they'll stop looking at Joe Biden's five-decade career promoting absolutely none of it.

AOC and Bernie and etc. have to play the game - it's their career, it's their lifeblood, whatever - none of us have to pretend that Joe Biden is going to deliver on it.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:42 (four years ago)

I don't think that even Bernie could've delivered on it. The country is a fucking mess and whoever the next Dem president is is gonna have to spend the majority of their time cleaning it up.

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:45 (four years ago)

They're looking at their life and the way it is wholly divorced from the lives of the politically powerful and the policies those powerful people dump on them and (rationally) understanding that they have no agency in all this.

If the politically powerful were wholly divorced from the need to win elections, why do they spend billions of dollars to win them? If votes are purely empty gestures leading nowhere, "having no agency", then why do those same powerful people bother pulling every dirty trick they can think of to disenfranchise BIPOC voters?

iow, they came to a conclusion, but maybe haven't thought this through very well.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:46 (four years ago)

People are not lazy or stupid or venal for not really giving a shit about voting - or actually not voting. They're looking at their life and the way it is wholly divorced from the lives of the politically powerful and the policies those powerful people dump on them and (rationally) understanding that they have no agency in all this. Politics is done to them.

are you a Juggalo

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:48 (four years ago)

Everyone agrees this shit is terrible. If you choose to work within the system, it's terrible; from outside, it's terrible. No one is arguing that.

The Republican party's flagbearer is explicitly and undeniably racist, classist, misogynistic, fascistic, anti-intellectual, morally corrupt and creatively bankrupt. The Democratic nominee dips his toes in half those waters at his absolute worst but it's impossible to imagine him doing half the damage (to the economy, to the culture, to the arts, to race relations, to global politics, to immigration, to etc) that Trump has in the past year alone. I don't think it's unreasonable to despair that these are your choices but if you can't see where one is fundamentally more fucked than the other, you may have logged too many hours in a major that you dropped before graduating.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:50 (four years ago)

I don't think that even Bernie could've delivered on it. The country is a fucking mess and whoever the next Dem president is is gonna have to spend the majority of their time cleaning it up.

I don't think Bernie's transition team would have been private equity ghouls and the Ghost of John McCain, I don't think his advisors would have been putting out warning that the "cupboard is bare" on helping people, I don't think his healthcare plan would have been pouring more subsidies into insurance execs bank accounts while not controlling healthcare costs or meaningfully expanding access. Probably less nakedly encouraging of right Latin American coups.

Bernie almost certainly would have been a disappointment on his own terms but he (and Warren) offered some glimmer of a better future. Biden's political program appears to be throwing double deuces to anyone to the left of that grifter McElwee or under the age of 55.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:51 (four years ago)

if anyone explicitly said that the two options are equally shit, I missed it

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:52 (four years ago)

(xp)

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:53 (four years ago)

If the politically powerful were wholly divorced from the need to win elections, why do they spend billions of dollars to win them?

Aimsplaining really short-circuits when you start attributing statements to someone that they never made.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:53 (four years ago)

To go with the easy illustration of how much the Democrats give a fuck about what you or their voters want, see: marijuana legalization. Supported by 80% of Democrats and a strong majority of everyone.

Defeated on the DNC platform committee like 75-25 against.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:55 (four years ago)

you do get to be "heartbroken by these two obviously terrible option" because there is no reason to find hope in them.

Maybe beamish is "heartbroken" in the same way that avid fans of a cable tv show are "heartbroken" when it is cancelled. But I can say frm personal experience that real heartbreak is bleak, crushing, numbing, and despairing in a way that no one who has felt it would ever claim they "had a right to". This is a clue that says to me that beamish is playing at heartbreak and it's really just a form of reality avoidance.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:56 (four years ago)

Abolish the police, defund the police, literally months of urban uprisings around the country - "shoot 'em in the leg" and give 'em $300 billion more.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:56 (four years ago)

Donald Trump is literally Hitler who has almost gotten us into a shooting war with Iran but by God we're giving him even more than he requested on the defense budget. But we have no money for the "Green New Whatever" or Medicare for All.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:57 (four years ago)

Defeated on the DNC platform committee like 75-25 against.

Trying to remember the last time any president governed according to his party's platform. Can't think of one.

Not saying Biden is the one who'll finally legalize weed, but bringing up the platform is a joke.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:58 (four years ago)

I suspect there would be less animosity directed at the despairing and more words in defense of Biden if people felt more secure about him tbh

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:59 (four years ago)

Here Are 7 Examples Of President Trump Condemning The KKK https://t.co/51MECUBMqT

— Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) September 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:59 (four years ago)

uh. i'm struggling to parse that.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 12:37 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

depression is not a choice; what part of that is unclear

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:03 (four years ago)

I don't know what beamish may have said elsewhere to piss you guys off, but you guys seem to be applying rules to them that you don't apply to anyone else. (Must use words LITERALLY! Must eat shit happily because it is far less odorous than the alternative shit!)

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:03 (four years ago)

Not saying Biden is the one who'll finally legalize weed, but bringing up the platform is a joke.

It is illustrative of what the party apparatus publicly supports.

Seems entirely relevant if the Biden Task Forces To Unite The Party (BTFTUTP) are going to be brought up as evidence of progressives' "seat at the table" as above. I agree pointing to the platform and task forces are pretty much all bullshit - but it's done because things are markedly less rosy if you just look at Biden himself.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:04 (four years ago)

when people say they have a "right to" something, what they are saying is that they are not breaking any rule by having an involuntary reaction to bad news

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:04 (four years ago)

milo, i bring up progressives saying they have a seat at the table as evidence they have a seat at the table. you seem to think AOC is a sucker?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:08 (four years ago)

I don't know what beamish may have said elsewhere to piss you guys off

literally explained it upthread

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:08 (four years ago)

i'm sure wins will be by to retroactively claim it was just cos she moved to Canada though

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:09 (four years ago)

considering Biden wrapped up the nomination in April this is rather stale news to be reacting to.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:10 (four years ago)

xxxp - I think AOC has a career to think of that wouldn't be served by telling you the old white center-right Presidential candidate is going to be dead before that 2035 clean electricity date and his family is rich enough to live in the private air conditioned villas that will abut our climate slums.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:11 (four years ago)

ok sounds good. if you start posting in english let me know.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:15 (four years ago)

fuck the world
don't ask me for shit
cos anything you get
you gotta...have a rich relative to leave it to you

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:16 (four years ago)

considering Biden wrapped up the nomination in April this is rather stale news to be reacting to

I wonder if anything just happened that served as a fresh reminder of precisely how much this blows

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:19 (four years ago)

AOC is most closely identified with which two legislative goals?

To which of those goals has Biden repeatedly voiced opposition, including tonight?

(trick question, it's both!)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:19 (four years ago)

Is the seat at the table just that Nancy Pelosi won't openly endorse primary challenges?

(oops, already did w/ Markey)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:20 (four years ago)

a fresh reminder of precisely how much this blows

What happened tonight was a full on, shit-flinging, monkey-screaming tantrum by Trump and anyone sitting in Biden's seat would have looked about as ineffective as Biden did.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:32 (four years ago)

I think Biden looked human, it was the moderator who was ineffective (for at least the middle part)

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:33 (four years ago)

center-right

rmde

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:39 (four years ago)

on a global spectrum that's an accurate descriptor AFACICT

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:41 (four years ago)

...as far as can I can tell.

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:42 (four years ago)

Deficit hawk, hawk hawk, drug war hawk, deregulation fanatic... yeah, center-right.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:44 (four years ago)

I'm just basing that on his five-decade national political career, though.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:44 (four years ago)

remember the part of the Blair Witch project when they realized they'd passed the same lake like eight times

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:45 (four years ago)

luckily there's a happy ending

the typo doer (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:46 (four years ago)

Just finding it more difficult these days to be super chill that I'm going to die early of a preventable disease because if I ever have health insurance again it's going to have a $6500 deductible.

If I'm lucky I can live like my parents trying to stretch across the goal line to make it to Medicare and then have necessary surgeries that have been put off for years, if not decades, and die before I'm 70 like my dad.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:47 (four years ago)

But the CEO of Blue Cross Blue Shield will buy Epstein's island with all the extra subsidy money in Biden's healthcare plan that shunts the old and sick onto the public coffers (until Medicare gets defunded) so I guess it's all cool in the Cool Zone.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:49 (four years ago)

ok this thread is just a sandbox now, call me when the Bermuda Triangle has departed

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:49 (four years ago)

"Green New Deal" trending worldwide on twitter. Glad to see some people on this literally burning hellscape of an earth still care about it. Not good that neither of the guys who debated tonight for future President of the most powerful nation on earth are among them.

Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 06:05 (four years ago)

well.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 07:37 (four years ago)

Heather Cox Richardson is helping me cope with thinking about this:

The bar for Biden going into this debate was low: since he is so far ahead, he simply needed not to lose votes. But he did well. First of all, he managed to retain his train of thought, which was no easy thing with Trump interrupting and lying and yelling, clearly trying to derail him and, at the very least, bring out his stutter. He put to rest Trump’s insistence that he is failing mentally.

Despite Trump, Biden also managed to explain some of his policies, too, as well as pointing out that more than 200,000 Americans have died on Trump’s watch, and that he has done the economy no favors. Under Trump, he said, America has become “weaker, sicker, poorer, more divided and more violent.”

But Biden’s strongest moments were ones Trump teed up. When Biden defended our troops from Trump’s “losers” and “suckers” comments, citing his son, Beau, who died of cancer after his service in Iraq, Trump missed the opportunity to acknowledge Biden’s loss, and instead repeatedly attacked Biden’s son Hunter, who struggled with substance abuse. Trump insisted—incorrectly—that Hunter was dishonorably discharged from the Navy (in fact, he was administratively discharged), and tried to smear him. Biden looked directly at Trump to say that Hunter had a drug addiction he is managing, and Biden is proud of him. While Biden spoke as a father defending his son, his message will resonate with the 20 million Americans who are battling addiction.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 07:39 (four years ago)

i mean i do realise that there may be a bit of “seeing what you want to see” going on here but goddamn it i deserve it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 07:54 (four years ago)

It will also resonate with the millions of Americans who think 45 snorts Adderall.

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 08:09 (four years ago)

First of all, he managed to retain his train of thought

The bar is so, so low...

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 08:45 (four years ago)

it's more than i've managed

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 08:50 (four years ago)

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:45 (four years ago)

I hope so

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:48 (four years ago)

My take: worse than expected. My picks Warren and Sanders would also have had trouble keeping steady under this relentless bludgeoning. No point in communicating "ideas" -- the Dem candidate just had to look like Not Trump. Although Biden looked older and more querulous than ever, he came off way better.

I doubt a single poll will change.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 10:17 (four years ago)

seems to be a lot of people thinking t was out of control.
Not hearing what the rabid base think thankfully, though after a while it might just turn into background noise.
Hoping that things are coagulating into a mass as far as the stories about t go.
do the dots all automatically join up when enough of them appear or do people just get lost in the cloud of obfuscation.

Is he organising a putsch by the dogwhistling to proud boys.
Glad to hear Fred perry is cancelling making their uniform anyway.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:32 (four years ago)

Didn’t Wallace mention the Proud Boys and Trump just repeated it, telling them to “stand down”?

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:53 (four years ago)

"Stand down and stand by."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:57 (four years ago)

Treeship getting an early start on making excuses for the worst person on earth...

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:59 (four years ago)

Followed immediately with ‘somebody needs to do something about the left and antifa’ iirc

xp

crisp, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:01 (four years ago)

Some good news at least:

Democratic voters who have requested mail ballots — and returned them — greatly outnumber Republicans so far in key battleground states, causing alarm among GOP party leaders and strategists that President Trump’s attacks on mail voting could be hurting the party’s prospects to retain the White House and the Senate this year.

Of the more than 9 million voters who requested mail ballots through Monday in Florida, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Maine and Iowa, the five battleground states where such data is publicly available, 52 percent were Democrats. Twenty-eight percent were Republicans, and 20 percent were unaffiliated.

Additional internal Democratic and Republican Party data obtained by The Washington Post shows a similar trend in Ohio, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Wisconsin.

Even more alarming to some Republicans, Democrats are also returning their ballots at higher rates than GOP voters in two of those states where that information is available: Florida and North Carolina.

The wide Democratic lead in mail voting so far has been the subject of urgent discussions among top GOP officials, according to people familiar with the conversations.

The margins are “stunning” — and bad news for Republicans up and down the ballot, said longtime GOP pollster Whit Ayres. While the Republican Party is focused on getting voters out on Election Day, he noted that older voters who have traditionally supported Republicans are most concerned about being infected with the novel coronavirus and could choose to stay home if the outbreak intensifies as the election nears.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:11 (four years ago)

Boy, would it ever be sweet if there was an actual, tangible cost for unflinching support of this fascist POS.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:18 (four years ago)

Not “making excuses” but I don’t think it was a shout out.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:19 (four years ago)

Oh, come on, treesh. It was a completely unnecessary evocation, and, as such, they sure as hell took it as a shout out.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:21 (four years ago)

For it was "stand back and stand by."

NOT "stand down."

Important difference. Stand down means "you're not needed."

Stand by means "you may be needed soon, so be ready."

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:33 (four years ago)

treesh i didn't watch this garbage either but the coverage is really clear, Trump was asked to condemn white supremacist groups, he said sure name one, biden said The Proud Boys and rather than going "of course i condemn these dangerous white supremacists" he addressed himself to the Proud Boys, telling them to "stand back and stand by"

like come on man

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:33 (four years ago)

For ^ the record

Xp

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:33 (four years ago)

NOT "stand down."

Important difference. Stand down means "you're not needed."

Stand by means "you may be needed soon, so be ready."

― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin)

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:34 (four years ago)

One thing keeping me going these last months is fantasizing about Trump not just losing, but getting absolutely smoked, and getting to see him humiliated in public, which he will never admit to, but would have to be absolutely crushing to a person like him.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:08 (four years ago)

One advantage: fewer people will watch debates #2 and #3.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:08 (four years ago)

Can we talk about the fact that "stand down" isn't a denunciation so, even if he'd said that, he was still signaling that he is Team Proud Boys?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:11 (four years ago)

not just on their team, their commanding officer.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:13 (four years ago)

The only thing that really matters with these things is what stories emerge. Sampling from various accounts (including Canadian radio on the way to work this morning), there seem to be three main stories:

1) Trump's incessant badgering
2) Biden's "Will you shut up, man?" and clown comments--the kind of thing that would normally be a problem, but in this case, there's an implication that his words were understandable
3) "stand back, stand by"

Everything else disappears.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:14 (four years ago)

"stand by" is really fucked up, i agree. in general, i think biden did ok under the circumstances.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:17 (four years ago)

I keep forgetting that the founder of the Proud Boys is an English-born Canadian whose parents are both Scottish.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:23 (four years ago)

And that their name is derived from Disney’s Aladdin because LULZ, fascism.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:25 (four years ago)

is he still here or was he deported?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:48 (four years ago)

There’s no other way to put it: the President of the United States refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night. pic.twitter.com/Q3VZTW1vUV

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:50 (four years ago)

go for the throat, Joe

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:51 (four years ago)

Underplayed in the emerging debate narratives is Trump's inciting his base to send out "poll watchers," presumably armed, to "monitor" the in-person voting. Along with pre-emptively calling the election fraudulent, the clearest sign, as if we needed more, that he has no plans to concede.

dinnerboat, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:53 (four years ago)

Wikipedia says McInnes lives in Larchmont, NY.

Also bizarre to think that his wife is Native American, the daughter of a Ho-Chunk activist and writer.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:54 (four years ago)

Yeah, I was shocked by the lack of responses to Trump's relevant tweet. 'Army for Trump' is a terrifying moniker.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:56 (four years ago)

I can't believe we are bothering to distinguish between what "stand back" and "stand down" might have meant. It was a fucking lay-up question that required a simple response, "of course, yes, I denounce white supremacists in any form". The fact that he first petulantly dithered by asking Wallace to "name one", then couldn't get that sentence out is all that matters. He didn't denounce shit and he purposefully dog-whistled to a specific group that not only caught it, but immediately updated their logo to feature his words is all that matters and the hair-splitting this morning makes me fucking sick,.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:58 (four years ago)

its like his Kryptonite, he literally cannot denounce anyone who votes for him

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:59 (four years ago)

Wikipedia says McInnes lives in Larchmont, NY.

Guys, you should check out his street number.

📺👁️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:00 (four years ago)

like Trump's worldview is so fucking simple, if you like him you're good and smart and sexy and if you don't like him you're a terrible person and now that he's President you're the ENEMY OF AMERICA. there is nothing more to it

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:00 (four years ago)

xp The hair-splitting is a symptom of people not yet accepting that this is actually happening.

dinnerboat, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:01 (four years ago)

So I didn't watch it, but it sounds like last night was the debate equivalent of the 1989 Rob Lowe/Snow White number at the Oscars

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:07 (four years ago)

I can't believe we are bothering to distinguish between what "stand back" and "stand down" might have meant. It was a fucking lay-up question that required a simple response, "of course, yes, I denounce white supremacists in any form". The fact that he first petulantly dithered by asking Wallace to "name one", then couldn't get that sentence out is all that matters. He didn't denounce shit and he purposefully dog-whistled to a specific group that not only caught it, but immediately updated their logo to feature his words is all that matters and the hair-splitting this morning makes me fucking sick,.

tbf it's treeship

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:09 (four years ago)

The very fact that after all of these years he is still being asked, and failing, to condemn white supremacist at all is all anyone needs to know.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:12 (four years ago)

The proud boys thing is appalling and people should talk about it, but the problem for biden using this as an attack is that very few Americans have ever heard of them.

(Trump has the same problem but worse btw, referring constantly to cable news stories that literallly no one knows about except people who watch 16 hours of Fox News per day.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:13 (four years ago)

Eh, who that group is specifically is practically irrelevant. The ad uses the tiki torch images, that's all anybody needs.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:14 (four years ago)

I keep forgetting that the founder of the Proud Boys is an English-born Canadian whose parents are both Scottish.


and who stuck a dildo up his ass on camera to uhh own the libs..? I know it will never happen but I do fantasize about my “”values voter”” immediate and extended family who’ve basically had their fingers in the ears and yelling “lalalala can’t hear you” for five years being forced to confront what young conservatives are up to in 2020

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:14 (four years ago)

This mornings headlines are pretty terrible for trump after last night’s both sides nonsense btw.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:14 (four years ago)

Name-dropping Burisma or whatever just does not evince a visceral reaction the same way seeing marching Nazis with torches does.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:15 (four years ago)

I agree. Trump apparently brought up some even more obscure stuff than burisma last night too.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:17 (four years ago)

He refuses to make anyone who likes him upset. He refuses to be goaded into saying something in the exact way his “enemies” desire; he does not want to give anyone that satisfaction ever no matter what. And his followers all also operate by those rules. That’s why the substance of an argument does not matter to them.

Evan, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:17 (four years ago)

The @CNN undecided Ohio voter panel featured a 2016 Trump voter who called Trump's debate performance a "disaster" -- and when asked about Biden calling Trump a "clown" said: "When the clown shoe fits...."

— Joe Rospars (@rospars) September 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:18 (four years ago)

Ha I saw the clip of that, it was great

They then immediately switched to a bootlicker who was all "he's the President, you must respect the President" as if Trump wasn't actually a sentient diaper

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:19 (four years ago)

Sorry to Twitter bomb, I will stop if it's too much, but this is a good take re: what we're talking about.

Trump, as @AsteadWesley has said, is just too online and is running a campaign geared toward people who spend all of their time following politics on Twitter. https://t.co/zjdSRbt8qK

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:20 (four years ago)

doing it while Biden was talking about his dead son was definitely not a good moment for Trump. even his supporters must have thought that was pretty low.

trying to look at this through some kind of objective lens, as though I am somehow "undecided": Biden misspoke a lot and seemed to contradict himself a few times but he at least appeared kind of genuine. he looked into the camera directly. Trump did not appear to be human at all. his entire shtick depends on you giving him the benefit of the doubt on everything and I don't think there was a single moment where it felt like he deserved it. even the pro-Trump people I still have on FB (for some reason) don't have anything nice to say about it. the worst I heard was whining about Chris Wallace (lmao)

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:25 (four years ago)

Xp Otm. The performative unity from the leadership of the left plus biden saying things like “I don’t support the green new deal” is 1) awful 2) very difficult for trump to understand and respond to.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:26 (four years ago)

some good anecdotal news from a Florida friend about what he did last night instead of watching:

Instead of watching the debate last night, I attended a two hour zoom seminar from the DNC on how to be an official pole watcher in Florida. Unlike a poll monitor (like the Election Protection/Common Cause/NAACP work I’ve done since 2000), poll watchers are placed by the national parties inside the polling place to witness first-hand the voting process. The DNC has an online tool that allows for reporting/responding to any issue in real time, from machine slow-downs to voter intimidation. Information moves from county to state to national levels of response.

Two observations: the DNC is holding the state-specific online training three times a week for the next three weeks. They anticipated 250 people per session. Last night, the first night, they had 950 people. Also, the flow of the chat was fascinating. So many lawyers, which makes sense because poll watchers are usually (but not necessarily) lawyers able to interpret election laws on the fly. But this time there was a massive showing of retired military, more than I’ve seen self-identifying in a process like this. Also, so many people willing to identify as Republican asking if they can volunteer for the Democrats for this election to stop Trump. This was moments before the debate had even started.

For the first time, I think Florida is going to surprise everyone. I don’t think the polling is working because the system is broken. Pollsters don’t spend money to call people who have a long history of voting for one party. They want the independents, the intermittent voters. I finally feel that there are life-long republicans not being polled who are going to flip on Trump. A tiny glimmer of a reason to be cheerful. Also, get off social media and get out in the real world and do something about it.

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:27 (four years ago)

love that, but lol at "pole watcher." it is Florida I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:29 (four years ago)

Scott Jennings is CNN's current Trump flunky--he's a slightly better, milder version of what they had four years ago, but he's still forever rewording Trump's latest idiocy to make it more palatable. So it was a big surprise last night when he unequivocally went after Trump for "stand back, stand by."

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:29 (four years ago)

xp ha, he musta missed that, autocorrect is merciless

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:30 (four years ago)

I spent last night writing postcards to voters in Texas. The script has an interesting hook to it, basically thanking people for voting but letting them know that while their vote is secret, whether they vote is public information, and local organizations may follow up on their vote. Which means already looking ahead.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:31 (four years ago)

Re stand back and stand by, I'm surprised Alfred hasn't posted his Stevie Nicks gif yet.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:32 (four years ago)

Pollsters don’t spend money to call people who have a long history of voting for one party. They want the independents, the intermittent voters.

I don't think this is how polling works?

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:33 (four years ago)

"stand down" is just as bad, still implies he's the leader of a fascist white supremacist group

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:33 (four years ago)

even his supporters must have thought that was pretty low.

I seriously doubt that. Probably more like "yeahhhhh, fuck that old man and his dead son!"

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:35 (four years ago)

That, and 'pwneddddddd'.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:36 (four years ago)

Those Biden quotes about the GND and 15 minimum wage are absolutely execrable. I might just vote for Gloria La Riva.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:38 (four years ago)

What were you expecting?

His strategy is designed to undercut charges of 'radical socialism'.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:39 (four years ago)

/1 - It's late. I'd love to put this debacle of a debate behind me, but I feel compelled to underscore the danger we're facing. As a Mom, I struggle w/ explaining to my children they should respect the President & pray for him as God instructs us, but not imitate his behavior.

— Elizabeth Neumann (@NeuSummits) September 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:41 (four years ago)

Huge swathes of so-called undecided voters, who find it really hard to choose between a literal white supremacist and the other dude, would probably not respond so well to calls for a GND and a minimum wage increase. They're the ones who'll be tipping the scales.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:41 (four years ago)

OTM

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:43 (four years ago)

I'm pretty confident the usual national and international troll farms will try and are trying to exploit the far left to their own divisive ends. But I think so many people are just so exhausted. When you are staring directly into the sun and your eyes are melting, skin cancer is a secondary concern.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:44 (four years ago)

I keep forgetting that the founder of the Proud Boys is an English-born Canadian whose parents are both Scottish.
And the founder of Vice, right?

stet, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:45 (four years ago)

in general I wish biden would go harder on the "radical far-right" attacks, they work for the republicans, and this time they'd actually be accurate

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:45 (four years ago)

Co-founder, yeah.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:46 (four years ago)

Dear Elizabeth,

You do not have to respect the President. Just like anyone else, the person in that position needs to behave in a manner worthy of respect; if they cannot do that, you are not obliged to torture yourself by showing them unearned respect.

Sincerely, DJP

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:47 (four years ago)

Did you read the thread?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:47 (four years ago)

She was the assistant secretary for counterterrorism from 2018 to 2020. She talks about her realization that Trump supports these assholes, and implores eople to vote him out.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:49 (four years ago)

idk if the thread has already touched on the most significant moment in the debate

Okay, for those of you wondering - did Joe Biden really drop an “inshallah” with the appropriate sarcastic usage?

Yes, he did. I confirmed with his campaign - that is indeed what the man said. https://t.co/MqseBsl2Ck

— Asma Khalid (@asmamk) September 30, 2020

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:53 (four years ago)

I did read the thread, yes.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:54 (four years ago)

Just checking! I still think anyone that would work for this asshole is fundamentally problematic at best, but I always appreciate these (somewhat implausible) tales where they reveal learning that he really is as bad as everybody says.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:57 (four years ago)

Wait, Biden is a Muslim!? He finally let down the mask!? Let's just say I am undecided no more.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:58 (four years ago)

You think noted ayatollah Barack Obama would have picked him as VP otherwise? Pfft.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 14:59 (four years ago)

Come to think of it, I don't recall him or Biden ever tear gassing a crowd so they could hold up a Bible ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:00 (four years ago)

One of the problems in this thread and ILX in general is that so many people act like anyone coming from a leftist perspective doesn't understand politics or the way things work.

I understand what's going on, and I'm telling you that I still find it execrable. If that makes me naive or a troll, then fine, but my confidence isn't inspired by a guy who throws what are actually moderate democratic proposals, as the GND and 15 min wage are, under the bus to appeal to a few dumb racists who will probably vote for Nazi diaperhead anyway.

If wanting or demanding better of so-called democracy is considered cynical or nihilistic, as Aimless purports, then call me a cynical nihilist.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:04 (four years ago)

while I totally agree, I'm still voting Biden b/c I want to dogpile that fascist prick, and b/c the wider the margin is the less chance we go full blown civil war

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:06 (four years ago)

WaPo wrote about the "inshallah" remark:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/09/30/inshallah-biden-debate-trump-taxes/

When used in formal Arabic, including in media interviews or news conferences by politicians in the Arab world, he said, inshallah serves as an expression of hope for a desired outcome. Yet in informal conversation, inshallah can also be used sarcastically to mean that the hope or statement is too good to be true.

“If somebody says talks about passing a test, and you say, ‘inshallah,’ that means you’re hoping they pass,” Helani said. “But if somebody says that, and you know they’re a lazy student, ‘inshallah’ means you don’t believe them at all.”

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:07 (four years ago)

I'm telling you that I still find it execrable

So do I. I just think it's important to vote out the moldy orange at all costs, and take it from there. The GND and 15 min wage (among other necessary policies) will seem more realistic to undecided cretins if the Overton window shifts to the left – and it would in the event of a Biden victory.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:08 (four years ago)

table you don’t strike me as at all cynical fwiw (not true of all leftist posters).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:08 (four years ago)

as dean baker never tires of pointing out, if the minimum wage had kept pace with productivity growth (as it did from 1938 to 1968), it would currently be $24/hour

https://cepr.net/the-24-an-hour-minimum-wage/

also sleeve otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

Haven’t paid attention to the debate so all I know is Biden used inshallah like a Muslim parent telling their kid they’ll “inshallah” consider letting them do something but really they mean ain’t never gonna happen.

— Johana Bhuiyan (@JMBooyah) September 30, 2020



Afaict this is how he was using it.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:09 (four years ago)

I'll repeat something I said elsewhere earlier this week:

It's a binary. There are exactly two choices, and it’s simple utilitarianism: Which of these two pairs of putative humans will do the most good for the greatest number of Americans? At this point I’m not at all certain there’ll still be a United States for much longer, so I would love to see some of my compatriots turn Chicago into a socialist utopia. If shit really pops off, I may want to run there and request asylum. (Probably not, though; New Jersey’s doing all right at the moment - our governor’s not covering himself in glory, but we’re not Florida or South Dakota, either.) But in the meantime, I feel like it’s every eligible American’s bare minimum responsibility to participate in the show and run up the score. Noted Republican party hack and general piece of shit Hugh Hewitt “wrote” a “book” once called If It’s Not Close, They Can’t Cheat, and for once in his life, for seven words in a row, he was right about something. You think you’re above voting for President? The fuck you are; get in line and run up the score. You think your vote won’t matter? Shut the fuck up, get in line and run up the score. You can work for your real political goals the day before and the day after, and sometimes I’ll support you and sometimes I’ll say you’re full of shit. But on your best day you’re no better than me, and I made the minimal gesture in a fucked, binary system, so you can too.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

correct me if i'm wrong but the gnd does not strike me as a modest democratic proposal in this country

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

table's one of my favorite posters.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:10 (four years ago)

ok the use of inshallah is pretty good. maybe biden is a cool guy.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:11 (four years ago)

agreed that table is good and maybe the person i agree with most in politics threads and i had a similar dispirited reaction to reading report's of joe aggressively distancing himself from any policy i give a shit out, not that i expected otherwise

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:11 (four years ago)

Inshallah and this and now I’m in the tank for him

WATCH: Joe Biden gets easily distracted by a train. pic.twitter.com/4A2P4RhUEU

— Francis Brennan (@FrancisBrennan) September 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

more of that relatable joe coming out

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:13 (four years ago)

This is a long piece that basically says: the kinda are our only hope, vote biden so they can at least have a shot. Which is good enough for me.

https://anildash.com/2020/08/21/im-asking-my-friends-on-the-left-to-vote-for-joe-biden/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:14 (four years ago)

Kinda=kids

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

i guess it's basically like america has cancer and a gunshot wound at the same time. is joe biden going to cure the cancer? no, but he will at least drive us to the emergency room instead of telling us to call an uber.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:18 (four years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Kinda.jpg

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:19 (four years ago)

Except Trump wouldn't tell us to call an uber, he'd tell us to call some pseudo-legal private car service that he profits from.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:20 (four years ago)

He would then encourage the car to run us over

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:21 (four years ago)

Biden's for the $15/hr minimum though, right? What he was saying in that segment was that the jobs created by his climate programme would create jobs that would pay more (at least that's what I took from 'prevailing wage').

carson dial, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

FWIW, I also cringed and felt dispirited by Biden's distancing himself from the Green New Deal. But it also struck me as an effective political strategy.

In fact, he was kind of playing a semantic game by emphasizing that he supports the "Biden plan," rather than the GND. Biden's climate plan was drafted by a team that included GND supporters like AOC and a cofounder of the Sunrise Movement, and Jay Inslee hailed it as "visionary." It may not be as far-reaching as the GND, but it's plenty progressive.

In this context, saying "I don't support the Green New Deal" is really a way to say "I am not the Fox News caricature of a crazy leftie who wants to ban airplanes and cows."

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:25 (four years ago)

It's a binary. There are exactly two choices

this is jo jorgensen erasure

the typo doer (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:26 (four years ago)

Jo Jorgensen and Howie Hawkins sound like fake names

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:28 (four years ago)

i want to ban airplanes, except in the case of cow passengers

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:29 (four years ago)

they would fly for free, attend all trade shows and conferences and family vacations in order to protect the humans that would otherwise have put themselves in the path of covid. it would all be subsidized by the fossil fuel industry. upon disembarkation they will be killed for meat by local butchers.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:30 (four years ago)

That's gotta be a Far Side cartoon

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:31 (four years ago)

I thought a higher minimum wage was one of those broadly popular things cutting across ideological lines? Why would Biden strategically disavow it just to signal to “undecideds” that he’s not Lenin?

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:35 (four years ago)

I thought a higher minimum wage was one of those broadly popular things cutting across ideological lines? Why would Biden strategically disavow it just to signal to “undecideds” that he’s not Lenin?


Like, I’d just take his word for it and he actually thinks that a higher minimum wage is “bad for business” or something.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:38 (four years ago)

Thanks for yr supportive comments.

Tbh I'm kind of with y'all on yr points about Biden, and plan on voting for him.

But I'm so incredibly angry and frustrated that I've never been able to vote for a single politician whose politics aligned even remotely with my own. I understand compromise, but it becomes a sort of desperate situation, y'know? We're literally choosing between a Nazi and a guy who, by all accounts, is actually a center-right republican running as a Democrat. These are points that everyone has made before, I know, but I'm just so dejected about the whole thing right now.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:39 (four years ago)

just some comments on some stuff from upthread:

re: trump busting out some of the more obscure GOP conspiracies last night, the "delaware state" one near the beginning was pretty representative. trump blurted it out of nowhere in an attempt to jab back at biden about something, but he failed to explain it or provide any context whatsoever. as if we would all instantly understand the "scandal" - but really, only people on his own twitter replies and daily caller etc have any idea what that meant. the rest of them - as someone upthread reacted in real time, i think - was "what's wrong with delaware state"? what a fucking idiot.

re: all the thoughts about "stand back, stand by", i think jon/via/chicago's resonates the most with me. almost anyone else in that situation would just say the easy words: "i condemn white supremacy in all its forms", or any of the millions of variations of that. stand by, stand back, stand down, sit up, whatever, some people will be having that hair-splitting discussion for years. but just the fact that he was saying anything NEAR that family of words and phrases is already fucking weird and terrible.

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:41 (four years ago)

The minimum wage thing is especially wild to me. I just don't see how anyone denying the necessity of at least a 15/hr minimum wage can be read as anything except some Marie Antoinette shit.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:42 (four years ago)

Thanks for yr supportive comments.

Tbh I'm kind of with y'all on yr points about Biden, and plan on voting for him.

But I'm so incredibly angry and frustrated that I've never been able to vote for a single politician whose politics aligned even remotely with my own. I understand compromise, but it becomes a sort of desperate situation, y'know? We're literally choosing between a Nazi and a guy who, by all accounts, is actually a center-right republican running as a Democrat. These are points that everyone has made before, I know, but I'm just so dejected about the whole thing right now.

I am going to vote for the guy who is not openly advocating for my murder. I will work out differences in economic policy after.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:44 (four years ago)

When economic policy leads to needless and senseless deaths, it is tantamount to murder in my book...

But I get what yr saying, DJP. The guy is openly advocating for my death and my partner's death, too, so shutting that down takes precedence. I'm just venting.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:48 (four years ago)

Not that I'm seeing it itt, but it's popping up on twitter with alarming frequency today where people are like, "I know I'm supposed to vote for Biden but he doesn't support the $15/hour minimum wage so I think I'll vote third party". Yes, it's awful that Biden won't full-throatedly voice support for a living wage, but JFC the other guy wants to see Americans dead. Fucking vote him out and then we'll turn on Biden for a livable wage.

No, it's not ideal, but fucking priorities.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

The Biden-Harris team just launched their own Twitch channel and it's a livestream of the back of their train.https://t.co/5wihquxigm pic.twitter.com/khUIq1lD2e

— Makena Kelly (@kellymakena) September 30, 2020



Biden is apparently doing an actual whistle stop tour back from the debate which seems like a good idea in covid times.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:49 (four years ago)

The minimum wage thing is especially wild to me. I just don't see how anyone denying the necessity of at least a 15/hr minimum wage can be read as anything except some Marie Antoinette shit.


Our politics are ruled by an electorate that trends older, whiter, and that fundamentally conflates its self-worth with their 401(k) performance.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:50 (four years ago)

Free money bad.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:50 (four years ago)

Biden has been explicitly pushing increasing the minimum wage to $15. It's on his website.

Now here's what he said in the debate, referring specifically to job creation in the context of his climate plan:

There’s so many things that we can do now to create thousands and thousands of jobs. We can get to net zero, in terms of energy production, by 2035. Not only not costing people jobs, creating jobs, creating millions of good-paying jobs. Not 15 bucks an hour, but prevailing wage, by having a new infrastructure that in fact, is green.

Note that he doesn't actually say the words "minimum wage" at all. What's unclear to me is whether "Not 15 bucks an hours, but prevailing wage" means that the jobs would be less than $15/hour ("Maybe not $15, but still pretty good!") or more than $15/hour ("Not just at the minimum wage I've proposed, but well above it").

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:52 (four years ago)

Careful, healthy cocaine, some people really have their knives out here for anyone who is daring to call Biden out on his pitiful campaign platform. This “incremental change”/“be patient” nonsense doesn’t work

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

To emphasize the point, here's the relevant text from the Biden website:

Increase the federal minimum wage to $15. As Vice President, Biden helped get state and local laws increasing the minimum wage across the finish line – including in New York State – and has supported eliminating the tipped minimum wage. He firmly believes all Americans are owed a raise, and it’s well past time we increase the federal minimum wage to $15 across the country. This increase would include workers who aren’t currently earning the minimum wage, like the farmworkers who grow our food and domestic workers who care for our aging and sick and for those with disabilities. As president, Biden will also support indexing the minimum wage to the median hourly wage so that low-wage workers’ wages keep up with those of middle income workers.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

You suck xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:55 (four years ago)

That's some comfort, jaymc. Thanks.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:55 (four years ago)

I've never been able to vote for a single politician whose politics aligned even remotely with my own

at the risk of sounding naive myself, this feels to me like a reason to run for office.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:57 (four years ago)

People of color in this thread fear for their lives under a second Trump administration and beamish acts like a shit-colored sock puppet.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

beamish, Bernie lost the DNC primaries twice. It's fucking tragic, but you gotta work with the voting public. You can't win on being right alone in a democracy, let alone in a failing democracy. You could foment a revolution, but it doesn't seem as though enough Americans are on board with that prospect, and some of those that are want the exact opposite of a socialist republic.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:58 (four years ago)

Beamish, I've already given up hope of the global anarchist revolution I want to see... So until I can afford that off-grid property, I'm stuck in our current world, and so are you.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:59 (four years ago)

why bother engaging, that escalator goes nowhere
anyways
i would imagine we're going to get a rally of people chanting STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY within seven days; opposition forces on the left or right would do well to hammer home dipshit's inability to call out white supremacists for the next month. 20XX america tends to like its racism somewhat less open than that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:01 (four years ago)

I’m not in the States, Healthy Cocaine, but I really fear for those of you who can’t get out. The Republic is clearly imploding.

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:01 (four years ago)

The minimum wage thing is especially wild to me. I just don't see how anyone denying the necessity of at least a 15/hr minimum wage can be read as anything except some Marie Antoinette shit.

it comes from a) people being mathematically challenged and not knowing how much money $15/hour really is (i.e., actually not a lot of money in 2020, but a shit-ton better than what minimum wage workers are getting now) and b) adopting this nonsense meritocratic view that only certain jobs are worthy of providing you a living, and if your job is low-skilled, you deserve to work 70 hour weeks while riding a unicycle home and wishing for death.

if you work 40 hours a week at any job, you deserve the comforts of live and not to stay awake at night worried. hell, if you work 30 hour weeks, you deserve the same.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:02 (four years ago)

It's table or tabes, by the way. Xp

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:04 (four years ago)

or at the very least perfect butts

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:04 (four years ago)

Many thoughts that I will try to summarize

1. Pom pretty otm about the extent to which the Biden strategy is "don't frighten the normals."

2. DJP absolutely otm about the stakes here.

3. I totally understand being disgusted and/or outraged that these are the choices, but... these are the choices.

4. Are there really that many people anywhere out there thinking, "wow, Biden doesn't support the Green New Deal, therefore I will vote for Trump (or not vote)? If so, gah.

Personally I am inclined toward unperson's "run up the score" view. Make it unambiguous that Trump is a toxic stain. Even if you hate Joe almost as much.

IMO performative protest votes - yes, even in "safe" states - increase the likelihood of Trumpian "it ain't over" bullshit that has a nonzero chance of having a body count. The Proud Boys are armed and standing by.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:05 (four years ago)

So much of what doesn't make sense to me can easily be resolved by the simple reminder to myself that a majority of people in the US are cruel, stupid racists.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:06 (four years ago)

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:07 (four years ago)

and the most well-meaning white folk are the most naive about it

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:08 (four years ago)

I thought Biden's worst moment--he was shakiest at the start--was the way he said (paraphrase) "I beat Bernie--I'm the Democratic Party now." I imagine he would want to rephrase that; the assault was just under way, and he was probably instinctively pushing back as hard as he could. It came across, to my ears, almost like Trump.

But as I hope I've made clear in earlier posts, doesn't matter at all--no one's talking about that moment today. And I think anybody would have been rattled by those first few minutes.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:08 (four years ago)

It’s the unhealthy fixation on individualism at the expense of building a collective good as well

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:08 (four years ago)

Don't forget 'uneducated' and 'easily brainwashed'.

xps

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:08 (four years ago)

It makes me feel so much better about being stuck in a failed republic to have smug Canadians swinging by daily to rub my face in it.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:08 (four years ago)

I'm looking forward to after Trump loses and we can all bitch about Joe as one.

the typo doer (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:09 (four years ago)

otm

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:10 (four years ago)

Ha, yes, I am ready for it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

Absolutely, Pomenitul. The lack of media literacy is staggering as well (hence, electing a reality show host)

beamish13, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago)

I stopped counting at 10, but I love how many pages of results a "Will you shut up, man?" Google search returns.

clemenza, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

I hardly ever FP but what can I say, beamish really brings it out in me.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:12 (four years ago)

Given how much I learn from ILX constantly, it always puzzles me when things go over heads here.

Prevailing wage is a term that generally applies to union construction jobs and government contracting requiring the contracting party to pay (at a minimum) the wage generally paid in that area for that type of work, sometimes mandated by law. Certainly in the NY/NJ construction context, which is heavily union, the prevailing wage would be orders of magnitude higher than the federal or state minimum ages. It varies drastically by location and type of work, for instance:

https://comptroller.nyc.gov/wp-content/uploads/documents/ConstructionWorkerSchedule-2020-2021.pdf

The statement that Biden was making is that the green jobs he will create by his climate plan will pay much better than even a $15 minimum wage.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:13 (four years ago)

(beamish takes a shit in the middle of a restaurant while wearing a tux, gets escorted out by management) 'Well, jeez, looks like this place has a problem with people who wear tuxes!!!'

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:15 (four years ago)

I'm looking forward to after Trump loses and we can all bitch about Joe as one.

― the typo doer (Simon H.)

lol yes

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:16 (four years ago)

I'm down for that.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:17 (four years ago)

The only time ILX is better at adoration instead of contempt is when Taylor Swift or The-Dream drop albums.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:18 (four years ago)

Some xposts....
Right! I think that one of the saddest conundrums for me to resolve ideologically, at this point, is that there is an obvious reason that such cruel, racist, brainwashed idiocy seems especially ascendant at the moment, and that reason is that a vast swathe of the US population has been so poorly educated and badly integrated into a community of humankind that they will constantly vote against their own interests because they don't understand what their own interests actually are. That's so fucking abysmal that I often don't know whether to think of such people as victims or just passive participants in the attempted formation of an evangelical ethno-state.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:19 (four years ago)

once Trump goes away, does Jared Kushner go away with him? he's obviously younger, maybe even richer, I think his blood is colder, and they're on the same page policy-wise.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:20 (four years ago)

The statement that Biden was making is that the green jobs he will create by his climate plan will pay much better than even a $15 minimum wage.

― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 11:13 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thanks for this explanation! I googled around and it seemed like this was the case, but I wasn't sure.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:20 (four years ago)

xpost - nah, beamish is more a person that would stand outside a still raging housefire and accost the residents while they watch it burn, "boy your house is really on fire, huh? Glad mine isn't! Haha, that must suck to watch. Bet your thinking you should have made different choices now, huh?"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:21 (four years ago)

Thanks for that explainer, PBKR. That actually makes much more sense.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:21 (four years ago)

Indeed

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:24 (four years ago)

I'm looking forward to after Trump loses and we can all bitch about Joe as one.

I'm just looking forward to a new US politics thread for October, so we can maybe have a different conversation than this one we slipped into after the debate shitshow last night.

because they don't understand what their own interests actually are.

I, too, have thought this and said this, but I have largely concluded that it is a canard. They are voting according to a recognizable set of interests they have prioritized. That prioritization was generally not through a rational process, but through an emotional one, backfilled with rationalizations and faulty premises. Like most of us.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:35 (four years ago)

Aimless, I hope you know that I refer to you as 'Spock' in my head.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:38 (four years ago)

the burrito that defined a generation at 11:20 30 Sep 20

once Trump goes away, does Jared Kushner go away with him? he's obviously younger, maybe even richer, I think his blood is colder, and they're on the same page policy-wise.


eh, Kuskner has no juice, none of them do, Don Jr, whoever. Trump's followers, above all, want the show, they want the shit talk, the drama, the bullshit.... only Trump gives them that, hardly any of them are voting on platform or policies, Trump doesn't really have any

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:41 (four years ago)

here's the thing with the Green New Deal - the GOP got way in front of the Dems on it and were on TV saying bullshit like "the left wants to take away your steak!" while Pelosi & co. were either refusing to acknowledge it or directly mocking it. the voting public at large does not support the GND because the only people talking about it right now are Republicans who only speak of it using bad faith and outright lies. like all of you I'm pretty extremist on environmental issues (at least compared to our elected representatives) but at this moment saying "I support the Green New Deal" is a political loser.

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:43 (four years ago)

"Will you just shut up, man?" for October title

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:44 (four years ago)

Republican voters are voting for their own interests - social, ethnic, religious and often class. The working-class Republican voters aren't but there is no class-based alternative for them to vote those interests.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

hmm. define "juice," because Kushner's got an awful lot of political power right now for a 39 year old. he's basically a kinder, gentler, smarter, more professional fascist. He's leagues above Don Jr and the other one.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:45 (four years ago)

He's also hated by most of the people in his social orbit and will not be able to capitalize on his current power if Trump isn't in office.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:46 (four years ago)

Trump's base wouldn't adopt him because he's Jewish and he only has political power because of the association with Trump.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:46 (four years ago)

Ivanka has better chances.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:47 (four years ago)

If he wanted to stay in politics rather than just be evil and rich, his best path would be repudiation of Trump and his hordes. Centrist Democrats would lap it up.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:47 (four years ago)

xps to table - It helps a bit to understand that most of the voters we despise for their views are caught like flies in a tangled web of their own emotions and that those emotions are reinforced constantly. And with smartphones, the internet, 24 hour cable news, and mandatory church attendance several times a week the descriptor "constantly" is more literally true now than it has ever been before. Once captive, their captors will never allow them a moment's reflection.

I still despise their voting habits and worldview, in that their willing captivity enables so many horrors and injustices. But they got there through channels cut deeply in our natures.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:48 (four years ago)

If he wanted to stay in politics rather than just be evil and rich, his best path would be repudiation of Trump and his hordes. Centrist Democrats would lap it up.

come on, this is dumb

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

"...but at this moment saying "I support the Green New Deal" is a political loser...."

ED Markey might disagree.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

 a 39 year old. he's basically a kinder, gentler, smarter, more professional fascist. 

kinder, gentler, smarter is exactly what they don't want!

juice I mean star power, watchability, whatever loathesome base vindictive charisma that Trump has

Kushner is a dork

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:49 (four years ago)

come on, this is dumb

How? Never-Trumpers who've done far more horrible things than Kushner are centrist heroes in this environment.

Kushner was a lifelong Democrat before 2016.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:51 (four years ago)

milo is right. the lincoln project is from even more murderous people.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:51 (four years ago)

He's forever tainted by association. Centrist Dems hate Trump too.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:52 (four years ago)

ED Markey might disagree.

true but primaries are quite a bit different than a national election. virtually every GOP mailer I've gotten is a picture of Biden alongside AOC, Omar, and Bernie. it's clear what attack angle they think is going to work for them right now. hopefully in 2024 things will be different.

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:54 (four years ago)

The only time ILX is better at adoration instead of contempt is when Taylor Swift or The-Dream drop albums.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 12:18 PM bookmarkflaglink

I would like to beat Trump up like gorillas, so this fits.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

He's forever tainted by association. Centrist Dems hate Trump too.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, September 30, 2020 12:52 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

saving this to repost in ten years.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

Second only to Trump & Co. in stoking my ire will be anyone on the left who gives any of those fuckholes a pass once his term is up. They've practically begged to be pariahs so let's grant their wish.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

true but primaries are quite a bit different than a national election. virtually every GOP mailer I've gotten is a picture of Biden alongside AOC, Omar, and Bernie. it's clear what attack angle they think is going to work for them right now. hopefully in 2024 things will be different.

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 30, 2020 11:54 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not to mention that Markey is in a solid blue state where the last Republican to hold his seat was in the '70s and he's polling 10 points ahead of his general election opponent.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

Are moderate libs really all big upping Lincoln Project still?

Cos the meme-addict people i knew who were sharing all their ads haven't made a peep about them in months

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:00 (four years ago)

The centrist Dems I know who interact with Lincoln Project content all do so from the context of "Trump is so bad that even these people hate him" which is not the same take as "oh hey, these guys are pretty great after all"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

P much my experience too.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:12 (four years ago)

beamish’s posts are like when you get hurt and your parent goes “ugh you’re such an embarrassment”

brimstead, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

No, my comment re: Markey & the Green New Deal was to say just that: it's not a killer with every electorate, but I agree it's not flying on the national map.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

I don’t get this “respect the president” shit. The president works for US, we fucking hired HIM. Yeah I’m basic.

brimstead, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:15 (four years ago)

“Democrats won’t talk about it seriously”/“it’s a political loser” is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:16 (four years ago)

if anything “good” comes from the Trump era I hope it’s a healthy suspicion if not outright disrespect for ‘The Office’ and the person who inhabits it

Sorkin brain got us halfway here imho

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:18 (four years ago)

Unlikely, it doesn't serve the interests of anyone with power on either side or the interests of the media.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:19 (four years ago)

Trump himself may never be redeemed like Dubya but his party enablers and the office will be.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:20 (four years ago)

I hate polls but it's really all we have

National @Rasmussen_Poll:

Biden 51% (+8)
Trump 43%

LV, 9/23-9/29

A 7 point shift towards Biden since last week

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) September 30, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago)

not everyone watched the west wing, but everyone who did formed a band of centrist democrats

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:22 (four years ago)

Heh... Rasmussen is the only poll that Trump likes, the only one that isn't 'fake'.

Rasmussen is the only poll that exclusively calls retirement home landlines every tuesday at 11am.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

the fact that Biden is up 10 nationally pretty much guarantees he's not gonna say anything interesting or controversial. he's just running out the clock and trying not to turn the ball over

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:23 (four years ago)

not everyone watched the west wing, but everyone who did formed a band of centrist democrats


they at least started a shitty podcast

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:24 (four years ago)

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 30, 2020

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:24 (four years ago)

the fact that Biden is up 10 nationally pretty much guarantees he's not gonna say anything interesting or controversial. he's just running out the clock and trying not to turn the ball over

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

Jay Fiedlernomics

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago)

Wait, the one with Jefferson Starship and Chewbacca's family? That was awesome.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:27 (four years ago)

Uppermiss is otm here:

kinder, gentler, smarter is exactly what they don't want!

juice I mean star power, watchability, whatever loathesome base vindictive charisma that Trump has

Kushner is a dork

Totally. Yr tru MAGAnauts do not like or trust Jared. They like it when Jared's cold-as-fuck ruthlessness gets the results they want, sure. But no, they do not like or trust him.

Also DJP is of course correct about the Lincoln Project perception. Democrats do not suddenly love George Conway; it's just about what is useful now in an electoral context.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:27 (four years ago)

JUST IN: Commission on Presidential Debates says it's now clear that "additional structure should be added to the format of the remaining debates to ensure a more orderly discussion of the issues."

Measures to be announced shortly.

— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) September 30, 2020

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:29 (four years ago)

They should debate suspended over big dunk tanks, and whenever the live response from viewers gets too negative they fall in.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

Also, alligators.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:30 (four years ago)

"additional structure" = canine shock collars

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:34 (four years ago)

as i said to a friend last night, this would be a perfect time to roll out my ideal debate format: the running man but with presidential candidates

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:35 (four years ago)

it's just about what is useful now in an electoral context.

Which couldn't apply to Kushner in the future? "He repudiated Trump, he saw the light, he's always been a loyal Democratic fundraiser before, etc." Kushner's biggest block in politics isn't his Trump association, it's that he has as little human personality as Mark Zuckerberg.

Anyway, it's not just the Lincoln Project - Never Trumpers (even newfound ones who arrived late when they got fired...) have been #resistance darlings since January 2017, regardless of what they did or said before the summer of 2016. If you make accommodations with someone for long enough, for whatever reason, eventually you're just an ally.

Cindy McCain is on the Biden transition team because Trump made fun of her husband enough for everyone to forget that he was a corrupt bloodthirsty savage.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:36 (four years ago)

Josh, I like where you're going there but have a slight preference for sharks with laser beams on their heads.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:39 (four years ago)

Which couldn't apply to Kushner in the future?

pls stop fantasizing

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

It's a big tent.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

Oh, crap, a presidential campaign based on The Running Man? The tagline writes itself!

"They're running."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago)

#resistance darlings

I heard a NPR interview with John Bolton recently; I think they just expected him to talk shit about Trump and were surprised when they realized what a genuinely miserable warhawk he really is.. dude's never seen a village he didn't want to carpet bomb.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:42 (four years ago)

Asked on Wednesday whether he finds it concerning that President Trump refused to condemn white supremacists at last night’s debate, Sen. Tim Scott, the lone Black Senate Republican, said “I think he misspoke.”

“I think he misspoke in response to Chris Wallace's comment,” the South Carolina Republican said. Adding, “He was asking Chris what he wanted to say, I think he misspoke. I think he should correct it, if he doesn't correct it, I guess he didn’t misspeak.”

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:45 (four years ago)

xxps to Andy the Grasshopper: Well, yeah.

And still the point stands: hey, if even these completely shitty humans hate Trump, then maybe - Just MAYBE - yr dude might be a colossal dud of epic proportions.

AFAIK no one is suggesting a role for Bolton in the incoming Biden administration.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

Yr tru MAGAnauts do not like or trust Jared. They like it when Jared's cold-as-fuck ruthlessness gets the results they want, sure. But no, they do not like or trust him.

This is true, but of course the GOP establishment didn't like or trust Trump going into the 2016 primaries, and still doesn't today to a large degree. And MAGAnauts are a big part of the base but they're not the whole base. I want to think that the Trump model of being the aggressive abuser-in-chief is unsustainable, and that those inclined to support him are eventually going to suffer Big Personality fatigue and find themselves crave a nice clean-cut policy wonk willing to drop the reigns on the Proud Boys or whatever and just focus on a pro-business agenda. This is assuming that love of free market capitalism (and not necessarily racism) foremost in the heart of the Republican, but I may be wrong about that.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:53 (four years ago)

Racism and sexism and homophobia are 100% the core planks of the Republican platform but the fourth is couching the first three in ways that allow plausible deniability, which I impossible in the Trump party.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:55 (four years ago)

what's the defining thing, really the only defining thing about Trump? he talks shit and creates environments where his followers feel emboldened to talk shit. that's the whole point

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:57 (four years ago)

xxp Cue Ron Howard with: "He was wrong about that."

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:57 (four years ago)

DJP otm again - in burrito's phrase, "love of market capitalism" is present but incidental. They have never known anything else! They don't go off to work each day thinking "my, how I adore market capitalism." It's just built into their worldview.

But tribalism IS conscious and constant. To racism, sexism, and homophobia I would only add "owning the libs."

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:00 (four years ago)

what's the defining thing, really the only defining thing about Trump? he talks shit and creates environments where his followers feel emboldened to talk shit. that's the whole point

that, and also projects the image of a Business Tycoon, which resonates strongly with the temporarily embarrassed millionaire type dummy, of which there are many on the right.

I doubt that most economically struggling Americans want a race war, they just hate taxes and they don't understand what purpose regulation serves if it doesn't serve them personally.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:04 (four years ago)

i think there are people on the right, establishment people and those type of voters, who may see him as a useful idiot wrt deregulation and further fucking up the environment and packing the court with christian weirdos but the people who go the rallies, i don't even know if they care that much...the hardcore following that goes to rallies is probably better understood through the lens of sturgis, or a ted nugent or larry the cable guy concert than any type of political event.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

The basic Republican appeal casts a much wider net than just the Big Three of racism, misogyny and homophobia. It includes a broad collection of fears in every flavor (especially fear of change), plus love of money, fantasies of inflicting pain and exerting control over others, scapegoating, reassurance of your innate righteousness, and to top it all off, a host of readily identifiable friends you can freely bond with through shared hatreds and an inexhaustible supply of liberal enemies. It's a banquet for the soul!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:13 (four years ago)

Damn, that sounds exciting. Sign me up!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:15 (four years ago)

I thought the Big Three was smaller gov't, low taxes, and personal responsibility?
Or at least that's what Buckley used to jaw on about.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:19 (four years ago)

smaller government = "I want fewer controls over my behavior so I can be racist, sexist, and homophobic without consequence"
low taxes = "I want more of my own money so I can buy things and lord it over the targets of my racism, sexism, and homophobia"
personal responsibility = "I want to control others with my racism, sexism, and homophobia"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:23 (four years ago)

I might be oversimplifying but it's not by much

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:24 (four years ago)

lee atwater - youstartoutsaying.mp3

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:25 (four years ago)

New Quinnipiac poll of South Carolina has Harrison and Graham even at 48-48 and Trump ahead of Biden by only 48-47 (!) https://poll.qu.edu/south-carolina/release-detail?ReleaseID=3677

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:26 (four years ago)

The low taxes I think is also I don't want my money helping anyone else, which seems to be a driving (and inevitably hypocritical) force in the Republican party.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:27 (four years ago)

Grovelling Graham must be shitting bricks.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:27 (four years ago)

As are his ladybugs

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

Yeah Josh OTM: "Why should I help a minority, woman, or non-straight person with my hard-earned money?"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:28 (four years ago)

Some interesting post-debate data here:

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-biden-debate-poll/

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:30 (four years ago)

The low taxes I think is also I don't want my money helping anyone else

It's also that American taxes don't give people back things they can grasp (like a social safety net), benefits (when they exist) are obscured. When you don't feel like you're getting anything from the government but you see taxes going out, it's easier to sell you on a fantasy of Welfare Queens Driving Cadillacs.

Medicare and Social Security remain popular outside of libertarian losers because they're universal and tangible, everyone's grandma got a check and heart surgery.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:32 (four years ago)

pretty much, yeah - but remember the twist is that in the last few decades they've somehow convinced themselves that they're the minority!

selfishness is absolutely linked to systemic racism, if you're white

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:33 (four years ago)

can we implement a rule that automatically 24-hour bans anyone who brings up the topic of Graham's "ladybugs"

i'll take the first one

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:35 (four years ago)

New Hampshire, @theamgreatness
/@Rasmussen_Poll (R)

Biden 56% (+14)
Trump 42%

(LV, 9/23-25)

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) September 30, 2020

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:36 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Qrr2rLC.png

jesus christ

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:38 (four years ago)

unfavorable is yellow btw

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:39 (four years ago)

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5c40abd8240000f2009f9fde.png

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:40 (four years ago)

xp I'll take it

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:41 (four years ago)

Rasumssen is the only poll that ever showed Trump with anything close to a 50% approval rating.
This has to hurt...

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:42 (four years ago)

what would be the best senate races to donate to? i donated a little bit to harrison to defeat graham

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:47 (four years ago)

not Amy McGrath

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:50 (four years ago)

The Get Mitch or Die Trying fund is currently dividing donations among:

Alan Gross (AK), Gary Peters (MI), Doug Jones (AL), John Hickenlooper (CO), MJ Hegar (TX), Mike Espy (MS), Jaime Harrison (SC), Steve Bullock (MT), Theresa Greenfield (IA), Cal Cunningham (NC), Barbara Bollier (KS), Jon Ossoff (GA), Raphael Warnock (GA), and Sara Gideon (ME)

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:52 (four years ago)

i've been not donating to amy mcgrath my whole life

cool thx!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:53 (four years ago)

donating to get this guy into the runoff instead of Joe Lieberman's son seems worthy:

https://www.ajc.com/politics/warnock-leads-in-new-poll/BKVM7UE7GZCZLMP7YGFIJYQZB4/

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago)

kind of all of a sudden, with the debate having happened, my brain and my emotional connection to the news have, like, surged into election-season nightmare overdrive. like i'm going to end up feeling all the back and forth of hope and dark fears of the last year of the campaign but compressed into the next month. over lunch it's, holy fuck, do i dare to dream that not only is trump thrown out of office in a landslide but even *lindsay graham* could get shown the door??? and the same afternoon it's, oh god, what if the numbers are all wrong in the same direction and in just the right places, and trump is reelected??

election day is going to be brutal, and if the results aren't REALLY definitive within the first 24 hours, then the following month or whatever could be a complete emotional and productivity write-off, waiting and praying (for fucking joe biden of all people, but that's how it is) and struggling not to think about it and refresh the news every fifteen minutes. so long, dissertation!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:55 (four years ago)

hm the idea that Doug Jones stands a remote chance of being reelected is pretty hard to believe

rob, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:55 (four years ago)

Speaker Pelosi: "One of my prayers is that the Republicans will take back their party. The country needs a strong Republican Party."https://t.co/izfSHw476T

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 30, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:57 (four years ago)

what a dumbass

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:58 (four years ago)

i think i'm going to do my part and also not donate to amy mcgrath

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:58 (four years ago)

Re Doug Jones: That race does seem like more of a long shot than some of the others, but I also assume that donations go further in Alabama than in other states.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:59 (four years ago)

The country needs a party that can contrast the Democrats without being racist asshats; right now, that is emphatically NOT the Republican Party (and hasn't been since Nixon)

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:00 (four years ago)

Nancy also "prays for Donald Trump everyday"... I take everything she says with a massive grain of salt.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:04 (four years ago)

Once again I float my theory of the GOP becoming an ever-fringier party of unelectable maniacs and progressive dems slowly building up their own new party. How soon? Reply hazy, try again.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:05 (four years ago)

progressive dems slowly building up their own new party

the dream

the typo doer (Simon H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

xps - Pelosi's consciously talking there to Republicans she knows will not vote for Democrats anyway, trying to construct a counter narrative to the "liberals hate you, so you must fear and hate them" line that Trumplings keep repeating. It's better to at least attempt to counter that narrative than to let it run unchallenged.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

god imagine Cocaine Mitch or any of these other clowns saying the country needs a strong Democratic Party. they've convinced themselves Joe Biden is the second coming of Eugene Debs ffs.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:10 (four years ago)

If not for a strong Republican Party, Pelosi might have to pass that nasty Green New Dream.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:12 (four years ago)

Mitch and Joe were Senators together for donkey's years. Mitch knows Joe is no Eugene Debs, except as an effigy to sell to the rubes.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:14 (four years ago)

maybe she is saying we need a Republican party to convince Republicans on the fence that she is willing to work across the aisle, then as soon as the Democrats take back the White House she outlaws the Republican party and begins bombing in 5 minutes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:18 (four years ago)

watched this again because i wanted to see if it was as crazy as it seemed last night.

the part where trump says "don't you ever say the word 'smart' to me" is bone-chilling to me. sneering and hateful condescension from a man responsible for thousands of deaths--it reminded me of an abuser saying "you don't deserve any better." disgusting. disgusting.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:18 (four years ago)

If Joe Biden wins, we'll all be forced to wear Chairman Mao pajamas on January 21st, and I'm fine with that.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:20 (four years ago)

'Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.'

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:22 (four years ago)

We get pajamas?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:25 (four years ago)

the amount of pain this man has put us all through. and he still feels entitled to our admiration!

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:26 (four years ago)

Biden’s going to have a moment in the Trump debate where he says something like “this dang clown’s ruining the country! Get outta here, clown!” and Left Twitter will dunk on it relentlessly and then Biden will win Wisconsin by 8

— Quintus Haterius (@QuintusHaterius) March 11, 2020

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:33 (four years ago)

hahah got em

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:36 (four years ago)

wow nice

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:37 (four years ago)

last night on the face book I saw:

TRUMP: Your dead son sucks my cock in hell.
BIDEN: Well that's just not a fact, Jack!
CHRIS WALLACE: Mr. Vice President, please, let him finish.

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:37 (four years ago)

lol

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:38 (four years ago)

Remember back during the George W Bush era, last week or 100 years ago or something, when everybody predicted a whole bunch of angry protest music? I'm not sure that necessarily came to pass, but I am now going to predict if Asshole loses there's going to be a giant wave of music whose prevailing theme will be relief.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:42 (four years ago)

the part where trump says "don't you ever say the word 'smart' to me" is bone-chilling to me. sneering and hateful condescension from a man responsible for thousands of deaths--it reminded me of an abuser saying "you don't deserve any better." disgusting. disgusting.

one thing I've been hearing a lot today - women, in particular, found Trump to be particularly awful. I'm not gonna watch the 2016 debates again but was he that fucking nasty and annoying during those? he got a few zingers off at her expense but nothing on the level of that or yelling over Biden bringing up his dead son

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:43 (four years ago)

A fascist *and* a coward:

TRUMP: "I don't know who the Proud Boys are. You'll have to give me a definition because I really don't know who they are. I can only say they have to stand down and let law enforcement do their work. ... As people see how bad this radical liberal Democrat movement is and how weak, the law enforcement is going to come back stronger and stronger. But again, I don't know who Proud Boys are, but whoever they are they have to stand down and let law enforcement do their work.

REPORTER: "Mr. President, during the speech when you said 'stand by,' that might be [inaudible]"

TRUMP: "Just stand by. Look, law enforcement will do their work. They're going to stand down, they have to stand down. Everybody. Whatever group you are talking about, let law enforcement do the work. Now, antifa is a real problem. Because the problem is on the left. And Biden refuses to talk about it."

https://www.axios.com/trump-proud-boys-debate-stand-by-b47cdf10-35e0-4fc7-ac1a-5deeef325252.html

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

xpost - I just remember the town hall one where he was like stalking her around the stage and sniffing a bunch.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:45 (four years ago)

He kind of reminded me of Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with the ‘smart’ thing.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:46 (four years ago)

one thing I've been hearing a lot today - women, in particular, found Trump to be particularly awful. I'm not gonna watch the 2016 debates again but was he that fucking nasty and annoying during those?

he was very nasty. when he brought bill clinton's accusers to the debate to sit in the front row to taunt hillary, i found that to be a very low point in the history of... television, i guess, the republic already has plenty of low points.

but in terms of his hateful tone, i think it was worse this time. he really just has disdain for everyone and everything except his own image in the mirror. what a fuckhead.

treeship., Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:48 (four years ago)

christ what an asshole

― balls, Monday, September 26, 2016 10:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:55 (four years ago)

The last 10 #SCSen polls, from 6 different pollsters, have found the race to be between +2% Harrison & +4% Graham. And 6 of the 10 polls had it within 1 percentage point.

— Taniel (@Taniel) September 30, 2020

still a long shot (lindey's going to look like an important incumbent on the teevee during the supreme court hearings) but i would trade this for alabama in a second, not just because it's lindsey, but also because S. Cal. feels like a seat that could stay democrat for longer than alabama.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

There's a difference between a lifetime inferiority complex and 4+ years of everybody outright, by the millions, telling you you are inferior. Hopefully losing will leave the asshole broke and broken.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:11 (four years ago)

There's going to be a future of him yelling "do you know who I am?!" at people, and them replying "yes, that is why we are not listening to you.'

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:12 (four years ago)

if he loses the election he's going to be dead on a toilet in 18 months

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:20 (four years ago)

I don't know if anybody 'won' the debate, but not a bad take for the old warchest:

Biden's campaign raised $3.8 million during the 10 to 11 p.m. hour Tuesday night... From 9 p.m. to midnight, the Biden campaign brought in nearly $10 million from 215,000 donors, including more than 60,000 new contributors to the campaign, according to a Biden campaign official. Nearly 100,000 signed up to volunteer for the Biden campaign during the debate, as well.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

I still think the most remarkable prediction made years ago is that Trump will be the first president in history to have fewer things named after him when he is out of office than before.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:28 (four years ago)

the part where trump says "don't you ever say the word 'smart'

Trump 1)won't release any school transcripts 2) made easily disprovable lies about graduating with honors 3) prob had his daddy pay to have someone take the SAT for him 4) was described by one of his professors as the worst student he ever taught 5) is a fucking dipshit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

And yet he's president, which means he is smart!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:31 (four years ago)

I just chipped in $25 for Representative Peter DeFazio of Oregon, who's a rock solid incorruptible. Plus $10 to Biden, for luck.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

unfavorable is yellow

And NOBODY is going to post a Coldplay gif? It's like I don't know you folks anymore.

To frogbs: disliking bullies is not an exclusively female sentiment. However, I can see why that's a demographic that doesn't respond very well to the interruptor/overspeaker in chief.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:34 (four years ago)

the part where trump says "don't you ever say the word 'smart'

Trump 1)won't release any school transcripts 2) made easily disprovable lies about graduating with honors 3) prob had his daddy pay to have someone take the SAT for him 4) was described by one of his professors as the worst student he ever taught 5) is a fucking dipshit

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 4:29 PM (forty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Now, now, there's a difference between book learning and learning you are a loser from your father every day of your childhood (and everyday since then as well).

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:37 (four years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/30/business/media/chris-wallace-debate-moderator.html

“I’m just sad with the way last night turned out.”

Chris Wallace, the “Fox News Sunday” anchor and moderator of Tuesday’s melee of a debate between President Trump and Joseph R. Biden Jr., was on the phone Wednesday from his home in Annapolis, Md., reflecting on — his words — “a terrible missed opportunity.”

“I never dreamt that it would go off the tracks the way it did,” he said.

In his first interview since the chaotic and often incoherent spectacle — in which a pugilistic Mr. Trump relentlessly interrupted opponent and moderator alike — Mr. Wallace conceded that he had been slow to recognize that the president was not going to cease flouting the debate’s rules.

“I’ve read some of the reviews, I know people think, Well, gee, I didn’t jump in soon enough,” Mr. Wallace said, his voice betraying some hoarseness from the previous night’s proceedings. “I guess I didn’t realize — and there was no way you could, hindsight being 20/20 — that this was going to be the president’s strategy, not just for the beginning of the debate but the entire debate.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

This is kinda fun:
HHS ad blitz sputters as celebrities back away
The $300 million, taxpayer-funded campaign to tout the administration’s response to Covid-19 falls behind schedule amid widespread criticism.
They made a list of more than 30 celebrities including Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift and Billy Joel to appear in their ad campaign to "inspire hope" about coronavirus, but they ended up with only Dennis Quaid, CeCe Winans and Hasidic singer Shulem Lemmer.

The health department’s $300 million-plus, taxpayer-funded vehicle to boost confidence in President Donald Trump’s response to the pandemic is sputtering. Celebrities are refusing to participate, and staff are arraying against it. Some complain of the unstated aim of helping Trump’s re-election. Others point to an ill-prepared video team and a 22-year-old political appointee who has repeatedly asserted control despite having no public health expertise

No Lee Greenwood? They can't even get Kick Rock?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

They made a list of more than 30 celebrities including Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift and Billy Joel

WE DIDN'T START THE VIRUS

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:50 (four years ago)

Hindsight is 20/20 but 2020 is even more 2020... Wallace is so full of shit

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:51 (four years ago)

Now RANDY Quaid would inspire confidence.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:54 (four years ago)

Yeah, Wallace, who would have ever imagined that this blowhard asshole famous for being a blowhard asshole would continue being a blowhard asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:55 (four years ago)

Jake Tapper boots Trumps campaign goblin from his air after he hems and haws about Trumps support for white supremacists pic.twitter.com/jabcidzpYf

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) September 30, 2020



"I'm not Chris Wallace."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:58 (four years ago)

Yeah, Wallace, who would have ever imagined that this blowhard asshole famous for being a blowhard asshole would continue being a blowhard asshole.

This. One of the many frustrating things about this campaign is how the media somehow still, in the late stages of 2020 and five years of his bullshit, acts completely blindsided that *GASP* Trump doesn't play nice and follow norms.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 21:02 (four years ago)

Proud Boy speaks out pic.twitter.com/sWdho6bskG

— Brent Terhune (@BrentTerhune) September 30, 2020

Terhune's Twitter bio says "You're here because you thought that video was real."

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 21:23 (four years ago)

I think he did the Trump boater video that tricked a lot of people.

Or all ginger dudes look alike.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 21:41 (four years ago)

Yeah, that was him.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 21:43 (four years ago)

Betting markets swung almost 5 points in both directions after last night

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 21:59 (four years ago)

I appreciated this line:

"Proud Boy sounds like what your dad calls you when you win the Pinewood Derby."

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:01 (four years ago)

My complex, nuanced theory on why the liberal/left divide isn't as big of a deal this year is that liberals and leftists don't want to be ruled or killed by fascists. https://t.co/4PIdGBFtFb

— Matt Ford (@fordm) September 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:06 (four years ago)

lol my local sports talk radio station is already using "would you shut up man?" on their soundbite button bar

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:10 (four years ago)

Just to backtrack for a sec, I can't help but laugh at the Trump troll army's attempt to reframe the Proud Boys segment as a clear condemnation on the God Emperor's part:

It's such a head trip that people are saying he didn't condemn the proud boys by name. You can go rewatch that part of the debate for yourself or read the transcripts of it.

In the chain of events Trump unequivocally agreed with Biden that proud boys are a right-wing hate group and he even gave warning for everyone watching and listening to "stand back and stand by" for what his administration is going to do to them.

It takes some seriously dishonest mental gymnastics to claim otherwise. His mistake was not coming to a full stop right then and there to let it simmer and cook with the public. But he kept chasing the carrot and started going after left-winged radicals and left-winged hate-America groups (or non-groups if you prefer) like antifa.

From: https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/j2qv64/cmv_last_night_changed_my_view_on_trump_see_if/

The entire thread is solid gold, starting with Libertarian OP, who has only just realized that Trump may indeed be a racist!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:21 (four years ago)

Democrats do not suddenly love George Conway; it's just about what is useful now in an electoral context.

Having left the Lincoln Project, Conway is now caping for Amy Coney Barrett's appointment.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:23 (four years ago)

xpost lol All the Trump supporters are going to wake up like the brainwashed members of the Thuggee cult in Temple of Doom.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:30 (four years ago)

I find endless sunshine somewhat unnerving

I appreciated this line:

_"Proud Boy sounds like what your dad calls you when you win the Pinewood Derby."_



“Proud Boy poops in the big people toilet mommy.”

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:36 (four years ago)

turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

— caroline doyle (@cd0yl3) September 30, 2020

?

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

idk why the question mark is there, sorry

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:39 (four years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sKCA3UN.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:45 (four years ago)

if you loved three guys yelling at each other in english, you'll love three guys yelling at each other in english while three women yell at each other in japanese

People in Japan who watched it on NHK (our public broadcaster) had to watch three men shout over each other while three interpreters interpreted over each other simultaneously soooo yes but not really?🤔 pic.twitter.com/1gItayw55f https://t.co/vWV8Top38J

— 伊吹早織 Saori Ibuki (@ciaolivia) September 30, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago)

There's a Pee Pee one floating around as well.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:47 (four years ago)

Pee pee isn't the one that floats iirc

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:48 (four years ago)

Release the pee tape!

nickn, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:48 (four years ago)

xxxp omg that sounds insane

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:49 (four years ago)

Bernie on the debate, and supporting Biden - clip from Kimmel last night

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

We are about to enter October 2020... and the last time Joe Biden trailed Donald Trump was... never. Biden has led in an average of polls dating back since the first poll of this matchup for 2020 was taken in early 2017.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) September 30, 2020

And this is what is so bizarre about this. You have folks dismissing loads of data clearly suggesting something. The data is screaming out to be listened to.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) September 30, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

What's with the parentheses?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:53 (four years ago)

His protective bubble

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:54 (four years ago)

Gee, what could possibly have happened in 2016 that would cause people to not want to put faith in polls? I can't imagine.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:54 (four years ago)

Harry's still living in February 2017.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:54 (four years ago)

xpost Hillary Clinton got 3 million more votes than Trump?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:55 (four years ago)

this does seem like the inverse of 2016, when the polls were clear that Trump could still win while the public was like, "come on, he's clearly an unqualified asshole, people aren't gonna vote for him", now it looks like Trump is two full polling errors from making this even close and the public still assumes Trump will find a way to pull it out

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

pom: https://www.vox.com/2016/6/6/11860796/echo-explained-parentheses-twitter

rob, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:57 (four years ago)

xp totally otm, and iirc you know a thing or two about odds

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

Thanks, rob, but it was a faux naïve question on my part. I'm amazed that it's still a thing in 2020.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:59 (four years ago)

xpost you misspelled frogbs

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

Pomenitul, the parentheses started out as an antisemitic thing.

Some Jews and anti-antisemitic folks have coopted it in an ironic retaliatory "taking it back" manner

Or, what rob said

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:00 (four years ago)

Xps, o ok

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:01 (four years ago)

xp ha that thought did cross my mind right before hitting submit, but earlier today I learned my partner didn't know the term TERF, so...

rob, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:02 (four years ago)

by the way how does anyone think Trump will handle having his mic cut off next time? I don't see why they're even bothering having another debate.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:02 (four years ago)

Sorry guys, that was rather, um, recondite on my part.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:04 (four years ago)

Biden's team wants him to debate again, but I think he'd be better off cruising around on a No Malarkey whistlestop trip. Maybe on a train. Seriously.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:05 (four years ago)

I just don't see what there is to gain. Who are the upcoming moderators? Who cares? We know exactly how Trump will behave. And if they cut his mic he will storm over and use someone else's mic. Though I wonder if it would help him or hurt him to just storm out.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:06 (four years ago)

I guess it depends what his goals are.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:06 (four years ago)

Like Alfred said upthread, second and third debates are less important, so the optics are better if he agrees to a rematch with Orangina.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

I know he can't exactly back out without looking bad, but why? As someone posted, it's like debating an air horn.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:07 (four years ago)

Speaking of whistle stop touring:

Fact: if you were to subtract all '16 votes from Westmoreland Co. (PA), Macomb (MI) and Waukesha (WI), Hillary Clinton would be president today.

This is some of the most valuable real estate on the political map, and Biden is hitting it in a way Clinton didn't. https://t.co/2ghQWog3WT

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) September 30, 2020

The secret Biden strategists probably won't share publicly: being seen in "forgotten" small towns actually helps you the most w/ suburban voters who haven't set foot in these places in years, but are impressed you did.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) September 30, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:08 (four years ago)

It's just so weird to go through this pantomime of debates when everybody's reaction is ultimately just shut the fuck up.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:09 (four years ago)

These debate are like watching the shittiest sitcom ever, then demanding a Christmas special and movie.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

And then going to see the movie in a virtually empty theatre in the middle of a pandemic, and sitting next to the only unoccupied seat, a guy eating his food loudly while talking on a cell phone without a mask.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:11 (four years ago)

I guess Trump's debate coaches were Chris Christie and Rowdy Rudy... how'd that work out?
I think he's be better off with Gilbert Gottfried and Alex Jones.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:11 (four years ago)

occupied seat, sorry, angry/beer.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

they should just cut his mic entirely and have Gilbert Godfried improvise lines.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:12 (four years ago)

It's a dimwitted, prehistoric reaction. 'Biden stutters and he doesn't roar as much as his opponent, which makes him look weak, so in order to prove his strength he must never back down from a challenge!' See also:

bear say hi to me

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:13 (four years ago)

Next debate Biden should take out his phone and start taking video of Trump whenever he has the floor.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

WORLDSTAR!!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:16 (four years ago)

LOOOOL

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:18 (four years ago)

Next debate Biden should take out his phone and start taking video of blasting "WAP" over Trump whenever he has the floor.

Fixed.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:26 (four years ago)

It's approximately 38% pantomime with a vaguely noble and high-minded intention: "let the voters meet the candidates and hear their policy proposals, while also seeing how they react under pressure!"

It's probably 39% a morbid NASCAR-esque hope that the weird sui generis artificial environment somehow produces an undeniable, un-walk-back-able gaffe.

That leaves 23% for hey, ratings, and attention, and opportunities for the pundit class to punditificate on who "won," who "lost," and who held steady.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:28 (four years ago)

Next debate Biden should take out his phone and start taking video of Trump whenever he has the floor.

Kinda childish. Wouldn't it be better if he just repeats everything Trump says in a prissy/baby voice?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:29 (four years ago)

W.A.S.P. is gonna be the musical guest for next debate

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:38 (four years ago)

I could see Chris Holmes being maga

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:40 (four years ago)

Gee, what could possibly have happened in 2016 that would cause people to not want to put faith in polls? I can't imagine.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 6:54 PM bookmarkflaglink

Cos they don't understand polls and odds?

https://cookpolitical.com/analysis/national/national-politics/polls-werent-far-2016-they-arent-wrong-now-either

Many forecasters (other than Sam Wang) had Trump with 15-35% odds to win on election day. If the average person is told their loved one has a 15-35% chance of dying from a disease, they freak out. They hear that Trump has a 15-35% chance of winning, they heard AHH SHIT, IT'S OVER!!!

I'm not going to be revisionist, many of us (other than k3v and a few others who were rightfully skeptical) treated it like a slam dunk because a) we believed the narrative that Trump couldn't win, b) he had done several things in the previous month that would end the average campaign, and c) maybe we were naively faithful that America couldn't possibly vote this lunatic in. Early voting also looked promising.

But...we (me especially) were wrong.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:00 (four years ago)

Also worth mentioning: one of the 538 guys (forget who) posted a chart that compared the post-first debate polls with the final results for the last 10 elections. I didn’t save it but the gist of it was, if you’re behind late, the first debate is really your last chance to make up real ground. I don’t see any indication that Trumps uh...performance last night would move the needle in a positive direction.

frogbs, Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:09 (four years ago)

And even Romney's swing after debate 1 self-corrected.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:12 (four years ago)

Tulsi Gabbard (you remember her - she ran for president once!) is now working with Dennis Prager.

Tulsi is seamlessly transitioning into the Prager U grift.

pic.twitter.com/9ppI26TpZM

— Héctor E. Alcalá (@Hector_E_Alcala) September 30, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:28 (four years ago)

wow, first I'd heard of that

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/03/inside-right-wing-youtube-turning-millennials-conservative-prageru-video-dennis-prager/

sleeve, Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:39 (four years ago)

Lol Trump people whining about "liberal moderator" Chris Wallace now

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 October 2020 01:00 (four years ago)

His wife, Candice Parscale, also released a statement on Wednesday denying that her husband was physically abusive toward her after telling police days earlier that Parscale was responsible for several bruises on her body, according to a police report.

"The statements I made on Sunday have been misconstrued, let it be clear my husband was not violent towards me that day or any day prior," she said, according to Politico.

A police detective at the scene wrote in a report that after asking Candice Parscale about bruises on her body, she "stated Brad Parscale hits her."

Another police officer noted the incident as well in a police report, writing, "While speaking with Candice I observed several bruises on both arms (photographs were taken and uploaded into evidence), which she advised occurred a few days ago, during a physical altercation with Bradley, which she did not report."

you know, why doesn't someone start up a newspaper that only publishes POSITIVE news!? i bet that would sell like hotcakes

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 02:44 (four years ago)

Not sure if this goes here but obviously a trump taking point by this racist person

A Texas woman explains why she doesn't want affordable housing in her neighborhood. I think this clip is @jbouie and @GeeDee215 bait https://t.co/RrglpXg66A pic.twitter.com/fZzloORRe7

— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) October 1, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 October 2020 11:55 (four years ago)

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:08 (four years ago)

Cos they don't understand polls and odds?

https://cookpolitical.com/analysis/national/national-politics/polls-werent-far-2016-they-arent-wrong-now-either

Many forecasters (other than Sam Wang) had Trump with 15-35% odds to win on election day. If the average person is told their loved one has a 15-35% chance of dying from a disease, they freak out. They hear that Trump has a 15-35% chance of winning, they heard AHH SHIT, IT'S OVER!!!

I'm not going to be revisionist, many of us (other than k3v and a few others who were rightfully skeptical) treated it like a slam dunk because a) we believed the narrative that Trump couldn't win, b) he had done several things in the previous month that would end the average campaign, and c) maybe we were naively faithful that America couldn't possibly vote this lunatic in. Early voting also looked promising.

But...we (me especially) were wrong.

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

If you are interested in understanding how and why humans are absolutely horrible at estimating probabilities (as well as understanding a host of other biases and heuristics), I highly recommend Daniel Kahneman's Thinking Fast and Slow, which deals with prospect theory. It is very, very dense, but was utterly fascinating to me: https://readingraphics.com/the-prospect-theory-fourfold-pattern-of-influences/

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:15 (four years ago)

October October. What's the thread title.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:18 (four years ago)

"Will you shut up, man?" might feel fresh for at least another 9 to 12 hours

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:28 (four years ago)

the sentiment will be relevant at least until the end of the month

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:29 (four years ago)

New thread created.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:33 (four years ago)

Not sure if this goes here but obviously a trump taking point by this racist person

A Texas woman explains why she doesn't want affordable housing in her neighborhood. I think this clip is @jbouie and @GeeDee215 bait https://t.co/RrglpXg66A pic.twitter.com/fZzloORRe7
— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) October 1, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, October 1, 2020 7:55 AM (forty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

worth noting: her house is ugly as fuck

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 1 October 2020 12:41 (four years ago)

"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

koogs, Thursday, 1 October 2020 13:22 (four years ago)


This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.