more more like wdyll 2002?
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that's a battle of the bands at my high school. the rest of my band was in HS, but i was freshmen in college. that's my dad, above, in uniform. we won, and spent all the award money ($300-400?) on alcohol and guitar pedals
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:19 (four years ago)
20 years later, still cold
https://i.imgur.com/W5GI1MS.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:31 (four years ago)
still cold, still hot imo <3
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:47 (four years ago)
very much cold, haha <3
that was one of my only big times out in public in the last year, so i was glad there was a photo to commemorate the occasion!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 07:56 (four years ago)
self portraitnot sure how i ended up looking like this, but not getting my hair cut for a year might be a factor
https://i.imgur.com/qRnApIg.jpg
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
Loved you getting flung off nakatomi plaza that time, big fan
― scampsite (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:54 (four years ago)
hi!
https://i.imgur.com/b7otJrZ.jpg
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:01 (four years ago)
love yr mask pattern karl, altho/because i thought for a moment there were icicles hanging from it
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:26 (four years ago)
also like alfred's hitch section.
selfie feat. unmade bed:
https://i.imgur.com/yFOcQdN.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 February 2021 05:11 (four years ago)
Well, this is my face
https://imgur.com/a/woTSGcy
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:06 (four years ago)
let's try that again
https://imgur.com/w0k5M2X
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:08 (four years ago)
blondes have more fun
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:09 (four years ago)
Behold, the face of someone who does not understand how to use imgur:
https://i.imgur.com/hgSh5y5.jpg
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:12 (four years ago)
Happy Valentine's from me and Baphie
https://i.ibb.co/dk16cNm/1613330229677.jpg
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:18 (four years ago)
đ€
― pomenitul, Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:48 (four years ago)
love all the recent updates! also, hail satan
― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Sunday, 14 February 2021 20:40 (four years ago)
you: when will lockdown end, I need a haircutme:https://i.imgur.com/4aJvTle.jpg
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Sunday, 14 February 2021 21:16 (four years ago)
dang, wins, you have a glorious head of hair. pandemic has convinced me not to get haircuts nearly as often as used to, but i doubt it will look *that* good.
― davey, Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:03 (four years ago)
it really is glorious, very lovely wins!
ned vs wins hair-off, let's do it! :D
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:15 (four years ago)
I wouldnât dare
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:26 (four years ago)
You canât put waves and ringlets in the same division anyway
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:27 (four years ago)
Just cos?
― scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:28 (four years ago)
Youâre going to have to draw me a map for that one, Big D
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:29 (four years ago)
Its a sideways one tbh im already leaving it behind me
― scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:30 (four years ago)
in a fight between glorious waves and ringlets, we all win
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:41 (four years ago)
since quar began i have also been neglecting to shave. maybe that's why baby sappho would appear to be laughing at me, idk
https://i.imgur.com/BPBQWBk.jpg
― davey, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:36 (four years ago)
showing off my new shirt
https://i.imgur.com/Gc78ec5.png
― frogbs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:00 (four years ago)
otm
― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:11 (four years ago)
frogbs = (you don't like) frog (?)b(ye)s(shithead)
― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:12 (four years ago)
Really enjoyed you on IT Crowd, frogs
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:46 (four years ago)
:)
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:47 (four years ago)
A bit late in the day, but wins resembles the perfect Cavalier gentleman.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:14 (four years ago)
davey that's a great picture
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:15 (four years ago)
"I'll walk towards the camera, and you trigger it from the phone..."
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50967624522_7f2e520e45_b.jpg
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:41 (four years ago)
I like to touch the bass
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/yye8mgspmy1l465/20210226_171428.jpg?dl=0
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 27 February 2021 01:56 (four years ago)
great photos from all of you!
― Dan S, Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:02 (four years ago)
lotta hair ittLOTTA hair
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:01 (four years ago)
<3 ya moodles
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 February 2021 05:36 (four years ago)
Working at the lii-bre-ry.
https://i.imgur.com/k4SjNxr.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 February 2021 15:41 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/6kWchCS.jpg
Lifeguard Bartender on duty.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:04 (four years ago)
nice!
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:56 (four years ago)
You look like an absolute boss there, WmC.
― emil.y, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:58 (four years ago)
love the sign to the left of your head :)
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:59 (four years ago)
Hail and kill the day
https://i.ibb.co/4sCHZrQ/image.png
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 17:48 (four years ago)
true metal
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Monday, 1 March 2021 12:08 (four years ago)
William Crump looking very much like a man who has come home.
― trishyb, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:20 (four years ago)
WmC, how are customers behaving at your bar?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:22 (four years ago)
Maskless, aerosolizing all over the place, tipping really badly.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:46 (four years ago)
have you the authority to say something?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:49 (four years ago)
I suppose I do, but I don't really want to go into the reasons why I haven't. C'est com...com...compliqué.
My beard is trimmed way back from when that pic was taken.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:58 (four years ago)
nah I get it, all good.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:59 (four years ago)
this definitely isn't a screenshot from instagram.com/karlmalone, but i like my dog hat, i like my paints, i've been feeling terrible and cranky and sad and bitter and angry for the last several weeks, things are still bad, but i'm kinda tipsy, i'm definitely high, and i like my dog hat
https://i.imgur.com/l5eQx5z.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:42 (four years ago)
and you know what, i love my iron-on brian eno shirt i got for christmas 2019, too
https://i.imgur.com/pVzznA9.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:47 (four years ago)
what do y'all want from me, eh?
https://i.imgur.com/O7EUlET.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:57 (four years ago)
get away from my door sir, this is the third weekend in a row and i'm tired of it
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:58 (four years ago)
I want your fucking iron-on Eno shirt.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:59 (four years ago)
your madras shirt looks good too, Alfred. you both look good
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:03 (four years ago)
<3
alfred i also have a falling apart iron-on Pylon shirt, in Good-Very Good+ condition
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:09 (four years ago)
and you bet i like saying iron-on Pylon out loud as many times as possible
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:10 (four years ago)
also i realized that i had some soot (??) on my nose after i posted that second photo. i mean, lots of soot around here so
don't see any soot just a sexy guy
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:32 (four years ago)
I see a sexy guy without a shirt
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:36 (four years ago)
attn Neanderthal: where did u get your Manowar shirt?
― map ca. 1890 (map), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:45 (four years ago)
looking back on this, WmCâs picture is awesome!
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:51 (four years ago)
I want to be in that bar
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:55 (four years ago)
i thought the same when i saw it!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:04 (four years ago)
I want to serve Karl drinks
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:11 (four years ago)
i'm good at bars! i think i'm going to work on that this summer
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:22 (four years ago)
â map ca. 1890 (map), Saturday, March 13, 2021 7:45 PM bookmarkflaglink
Amazon! It was this weird OTT 3D design and I had to have it
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:02 (four years ago)
trying to build some model rockets
https://i.imgur.com/gcHhon5.jpg
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:13 (four years ago)
frogbs when you have that look on your face you look like one of the poor saps in black and white having trouble with everyday tasks at the beginning of an infomercial
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:19 (four years ago)
is that your daughter, frogbs?!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:24 (four years ago)
yes she is
she was super excited about it until this happened
https://imgur.com/a/CzCI3xD
and yea definitely think I missed my calling in infomericals, I look like that half the time
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:33 (four years ago)
â Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 14, 2021 2:02 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i got one
― map ca. 1890 (map), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:33 (four years ago)
Hugely important parent-child moment, that! "Let's stand in the cold and marvel at Kohoutek."
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:29 (four years ago)
Yeah I really Muskâd that one
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:21 (four years ago)
Lol @ that video. That brings back so many childhood memories.
― is that a haruomi hosono sword? (PBKR), Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:58 (four years ago)
My first contact with another being!
https://i.imgur.com/YRoj8nj.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 00:11 (four years ago)
nice
― Dan S, Monday, 22 March 2021 00:30 (four years ago)
doggy say hi to me
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 March 2021 00:49 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/kC7yLBN.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:36 (four years ago)
i made this my twitter avatar for a few minutes, but then realized (as i was trying to make a serious comment about a friend of mine's mother that died of Covid) that it would undercut some of my intentions
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:41 (four years ago)
More of an excuse to test my new uke than a sketch, but hi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZf0XbRfqE
― P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 April 2021 17:48 (four years ago)
https://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:26 (four years ago)
http://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS
Last try.
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:31 (four years ago)
images, how do they work?
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:35 (four years ago)
Good morning!
https://i.imgur.com/oT7jytS.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:49 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5ZwwxgY.jpeg
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:03 (four years ago)
^^^^ PBKR
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:04 (four years ago)
thanks, WmC
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:21 (four years ago)
Some neat details in that home...
- Rock wall(?)- Mounted candle holder (perhaps contains a heart drop)- Cool hanging lights- Open staircase implying interesting atypical blueprint- Space-age hovering metallic top hats; a sign of wealth- Wood accents
― Evan, Monday, 19 April 2021 18:24 (four years ago)
Yeah, I was about to say: PBKR, nice pad.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 19 April 2021 18:56 (four years ago)
yeah smart furniture 'n' fixtures
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 April 2021 18:59 (four years ago)
Ha, that's my parents place. We're here taking care of my dad. They converted a 1700s log cabin and added a barn-like addition. Cool mix of old and new.
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 00:53 (four years ago)
it's gorgeous. an updated house with 1700s bones is something i dream about.
nice cat as well!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 00:54 (four years ago)
happy 420 y'all
https://i.imgur.com/pD7VduI.jpg
― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 03:58 (four years ago)
lmao
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 04:05 (four years ago)
irl lol at that t-shirt!
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 07:33 (four years ago)
nice.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 10:56 (four years ago)
#onethread
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:56 (four years ago)
excellent
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 17:53 (four years ago)
i've been in the woods since April 16 and I will return May 5. cellular internet is almost non-existent and the wi-fi is unreliable and not to be trusted. it is beautiful here! when i get back i will show you my new paintings and you will be like "..."
i am reading the oxford annotated bible WITH APOCRYPHA, a death in the family (holy shit, Ralph), a couple art books on the de koonings, Women of Abstract Expressionism (holy shit judith godwin). high all the time. i'm in Oshkosh this weekend to literally recharge my batteries and downgrade my personal smell from egregious to regrettable
https://i.imgur.com/dKDPgSG.jpg
that irl edit is real. someone carved in the R. it's real, we're all real here
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 02:09 (four years ago)
đ
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 24 April 2021 04:11 (four years ago)
đâ€ïž
― willem, Saturday, 24 April 2021 06:43 (four years ago)
Lookin' good, KM.
― keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 24 April 2021 11:38 (four years ago)
hi, Karl!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 April 2021 12:55 (four years ago)
luv u, bb
― Clay, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:19 (four years ago)
a confluence of discussing athleisure wear, humpty hump, and just noticing that a wdyll thread exists compelled me to post this:
https://i.postimg.cc/xTnk6t9Y/blah.jpg
― joygoat, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:44 (four years ago)
oh no are you being given a purple nurple
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:44 (four years ago)
wait, what's a purple nurple?
(i feel like this is the moment in middle school just before you get dunked in a toilet)
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:50 (four years ago)
(also, HAI everyone! <3 it's crazy how a 7-day ILX break feels like an eternity to me, but it has been a very good time. i feel very good. i'm also taking this opportunity to go full-on BEARDO, i don't give a fuck! last time i got this far i looked in the mirror and resembled my dad, and it was so fucking weird that i immediately shaved. this time, the mirrors are foggy and hang above compost toilets at 90% capacity. it's not a place to dwell or think. or to shave. so i will pass across that mysterious hair-length border that i ran up against a year ago, this time only knowing it by touch. and by smell. for i am smelly. not today, i just took a shower. but starting tomorrow, and again for a long time, yes, very smelly. lol!
"Key West" was the song of 2020
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:53 (four years ago)
but yes, i will report in with a full on beard update on May 5! i am downloading some more music for the next ll-day cabin binge.
but also, i must say that Ăliane Radigue's "kyema", from trilogie de la mort, has been especially excellent. there's this part about 30 or 40 minutes in where it just dissolves to static noise. hard to explain how good that sounds against the backdrop audio of mostly quiet, occasionally bird-crossed forest noise. but it gets there so gradually that it's no shock at all, in fact it is extremely, even unsettlingly pleasant. and then about 5 to 10 minutes later, it's been transformed back into another drone. i don't think it ever comes back, after that. but very good!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:03 (four years ago)
"Key West" was not the song of 2020, let me just take that back. but i fucking love that song
Hah I drove past Cedarburg today and was thinking âhmm I wonder how KM is doing out thereâ
― frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:18 (four years ago)
is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon. to get there, some might say, you have to "cross the" county line and any number of private property lines, but it's in a beautiful spot! there is a lot of land, there is a guy there that wanders and forages and knows about mushrooms, and he tells me about the medicinal and druggy effects of local plants.
:D
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:31 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/HMCc6za.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:37 (four years ago)
wow, chicago has changed
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:42 (four years ago)
At last -- wilderness reclaimed it!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (four years ago)
Blame glaciers.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (four years ago)
is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon
the one time I went to Rubicon I took I-43 to Cedarberg and went west for 25 miles or so. I think it's about an hour away from me. Omro's around Fond Du Lac but I've never been there. Anyway if you take the long way home and wind up near Sheboygan hit me up, I dunno about mushrooms but we got a nice brewery here. anyway, hope you find what you're looking for out there
― frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 01:26 (four years ago)
after
https://i.imgur.com/LjePs0M.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 02:38 (four years ago)
https://phildellio.tripod.com/understand.jpg
You never understand me.
― clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:55 (four years ago)
what's the print to your right?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:56 (four years ago)
it's lovely
Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." I did not have that memorized.
― clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:57 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ZQMXxoW.jpg
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Friday, 7 May 2021 06:18 (four years ago)
đ„
― willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 07:58 (four years ago)
Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/lupeSDr.jpg
There's a pun in here somewhere
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:05 (four years ago)
DJ Giraffelstein
― willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:16 (four years ago)
Clearly we didn't check what each other was wearing before leaving the house
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:30 (four years ago)
https://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/swiss-toni.jpg
xps
― calzino, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:32 (four years ago)
Karl, stop posting photos before I start crushing on you.
Or maybe that's your intention?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2021 12:00 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/E37ztYe.jpg
The ILX is powered by a naturally aspirated 2.4-liter I-4 producing 201 hp and 180 lb-ft of torque. This engine drives the front wheels through an eight-speed dual-clutch automatic transmission. In MotorTrend testing, the ILX reached 60 mph in 6.4 seconds.
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 15:36 (four years ago)
missed opportunity for "reached 51 mph in 7.7 seconds" but your picture is great.
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:31 (four years ago)
Little car, big Karl, or big car, bigger Karl.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:43 (four years ago)
Honey I Blew Up The Karl
― emil.y, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:44 (four years ago)
Big Karl on Little Car
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:50 (four years ago)
The Postman's Always King-Sized
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:05 (four years ago)
Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?â peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
â peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Thanks! No modifications, just a regular 911 993 Carrera 4. Maybe it's that the phone that took it has more cameras on it than all my previous phones put together.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Saturday, 8 May 2021 02:36 (four years ago)
Mood
https://i.ibb.co/RcZH26G/IMG-20210511-194446-1.jpg
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 23:54 (four years ago)
Nice. Also, thanks for the dn.
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 00:08 (four years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/vxqDsRm/C71-ABFFF-D76-D-40-EB-AD10-A15-E1-FF4-B53-C.jpgchilling w some llamas & a one-eyed zdonkey on block island tbh
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:13 (four years ago)
I don't check this thread often enough but what a treat to see ilx legend Johnny crunch
― Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:28 (four years ago)
hard agree
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:30 (four years ago)
"tbh"
Why, should we normally expect people to lie about which New England island they're chilling at? Is "a one-eyed zdonkey" a former ilxor?
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:41 (four years ago)
because you should never trust what an ilxor says
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:44 (four years ago)
"Wait a minute... that's Martha's Vineyard! I've been had!"
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:46 (four years ago)
heres a better shot of the majestic zeedonk, she deserves to be seenhttps://i.ibb.co/t8pxTtK/38-DFEE9-E-75-A3-47-D6-953-C-EE7407-B9-D8-C5.png
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:44 (four years ago)
ok, I had assumed that zdonkey was just a typo.
― peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 10:40 (four years ago)
Donât you know that when you assume, it makes an⊠uh...
― epistantophus, Friday, 14 May 2021 11:19 (four years ago)
everybody's got zdomething to hide cept for me and my zdonkey
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2021 11:59 (four years ago)
Pry the mask from my cold dead face
https://i.imgur.com/OHr8LZy.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 May 2021 13:51 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/UwKdaiZ.jpg
i shaved my pr beardo after that, and added other things to the painting. they're wip, but mostly done, in the way that i feel like i'm zach_tbd right now tbh. ;D moving into my new studio this week and it feels really good. bleeeeeaeh! :D
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:32 (four years ago)
btw, no joke, that was the first new clean white t-shift i had worn in worn in like TEN YEARS! i know that's gross, but it's pretty much true. there may have been a clean t-shirt or two somewhere 8-9 years ago. but i went to Target and bought a nice FRESH t-shirt for this trip, and it made all the difference. thank you so much!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:35 (four years ago)
do you estimate a shirt as no longer being "new" after one wash?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 06:16 (four years ago)
yes!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 07:49 (four years ago)
out of the package. the cellophane was clear and smelled of nothing!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 07:50 (four years ago)
Great studio! Would swap lifestyles.
― Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 10:17 (four years ago)
Self-Portrait in a Tile Bathroom
https://i.imgur.com/Stn30Bn.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 14:02 (four years ago)
My sister and I with the tree we planted for my dad on what would have been his 68th birthday.
https://i.ibb.co/0J1ypnW/Dadstree.jpg
― edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:46 (four years ago)
I always think that's such a great way to honor a loved one
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:48 (four years ago)
Boston makes me feel good
https://i.imgur.com/wgpEIje.png
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:16 (four years ago)
I'm SERIOUS, folks.
https://i.imgur.com/bWmowct.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:24 (four years ago)
Whoa, chill out! Take it easy!
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:14 (four years ago)
are you going to throw us out? :(
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:53 (four years ago)
One last drink! And then I have to use your bathroom first before I leave Also what is your wifi?
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:55 (four years ago)
Sorry boys, all the Mods in the world can't keep this thread open. Lay down... lay down.
Gonna stretch me out on reddit at www.reddit.com. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought. Last of the Hen Fappers. well maybe not the last.
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:05 (four years ago)
Holds down â!!â emphasis reaction on âhen fapâ
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:06 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/yipMHBZ.jpg
this is my new life!!!!!!!!
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 05:49 (four years ago)
pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live, iirc
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:40 (four years ago)
This^
― peace, man, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:54 (four years ago)
purple hair rulez
― Evan, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:59 (four years ago)
my best friend
https://i.imgur.com/fQIXUbN.jpg
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:57 (four years ago)
i think i would have killed myself without her, for real. she kept me going outside three times a day for a terrible summer, the worst one, a few years ago. Bird may not really know how to behave around other dogs and it always take her about 10 minutes to chill around strangers, but her emotional IQ is off the charts. i can't count the number of times she was there at just the right time. of course, she's always there because Bird rules, but I mean especially there. Bird is the MVP of August 2021
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:59 (four years ago)
damn zach tbd with the mvp of being the down of 2021, sorry
i-iiiiii want to soak up the suuuuu-uuun!!!
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:24 (four years ago)
i love bird
― â, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:34 (four years ago)
as bird's official spokesperson, i can confirm that she responds like this, phonetically:
https://i.imgur.com/oeoUiED.jpg
who, maaaaaaaay? yooohoo
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:39 (four years ago)
I feel certain this isn't going to work for me, but hope springs eternal - at the Ryoji Ikeda exhibition a couple of weeks ago
https://scontent.fman1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/241703951_4660433203991486_387608260486585307_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=SzOukdOOCssAX9eEH9P&tn=0s5bcSmzb88l64v5&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-2.fna&oh=3569c5500b4db5ba362b19926be5b423&oe=616B4985
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:28 (four years ago)
oh, neat! what does it sound like?
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:48 (four years ago)
There were five or six of these all giving off a different drone, in a fairly large space, so there were definite sweet spots when the frequencies peaked together. Sounded cool!
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:51 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ormMkWN.jpg
here's my update
it says i have a skinny dick and fuck you alaska on it
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:55 (four years ago)
That's pretty close to where I used to live!
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:04 (four years ago)
did you make the shirt? seems like a cool scene up there
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:06 (four years ago)
my favorite part is that it says FUCK YOU in all caps, which is something i promised a legendary ilxor i would never do again. but i mean, if i'm just quoting an artistic object that says it, i think that's allowed
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:07 (four years ago)
Sadly, I did not make the shirt. Skinny Dick's has been around forever, so the shirt probably existed long before I moved to Fairbanks.
I've never actually been there; it's just far enough out of town that there's no good reason to go there unless you live out of town. But it's nice to see Fairbanks represented on the board.
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:18 (four years ago)
KARL, I HAVE THAT SHIRT TOO.
But mine has a slightly different design, and is white ink on a black shirt. I found it in a free box in 2016.
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:25 (four years ago)
And yeah, mine doesn't have the FUCK YOU on it. But it has the rest of the information about Skinny Dick's and the polar bears fucking. People stop me on the street to take pictures of it lol
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:29 (four years ago)
the FUCK YOU makes it a collector's item, i believe ;)
that's awesome though! i love ilx, just the fact that two different people either have lived nearby or even have the shirt. :)
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:56 (four years ago)
User Yerac and I somehow have the same polyester vintage scarf, which we just realized a few months ago on zoom.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 20 September 2021 21:11 (four years ago)
But yes the coincidence are delightful!
Happy Halloween
https://i.ibb.co/JQfN51y/IMG-20211030-170942.jpg
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:20 (four years ago)
aaaaahhhh!!!!!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:22 (four years ago)
who the fukken?
oh shit, sorry neanderthal, i was startled
I feel menaced
― maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:28 (four years ago)
someone put a trigger warning on that for Clay. Clay _hates_ that stuff and finds it very upsetting
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:28 (four years ago)
(jks aside, i love the commitment neanderthal! i think the last time i dressed up i went full gorilla mask, all night. sweaty but good!)
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:29 (four years ago)
the pinefox and i
https://i.imgur.com/xovnVmR.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:34 (four years ago)
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:34 (four years ago)
aww
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:50 (four years ago)
â Karl Malone,
i can't even be innocently online without this terrible stuff!!
― Clay, Saturday, 30 October 2021 22:28 (four years ago)
what is happening. to this country. our world is falling apart, and the demons are rising among us
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 22:44 (four years ago)
A special hello to you all from âCyndi Lauperâhttps://i.postimg.cc/jLmMCjyB/0-F9233-A0-0-CD2-40-C5-A833-D4652-C688263.jpg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:47 (four years ago)
hmm lets try that again lolhttps://i.postimg.cc/t4CwSZJR/0-F9233-A0-0-CD2-40-C5-A833-D4652-C688263.jpg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:48 (four years ago)
what do you expect to get out of this costume?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:51 (four years ago)
?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:59 (four years ago)
Love it Veg!
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:51 (four years ago)
clearly she just wants to have fun
mr veg as captain lou albano or gtfo tho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:00 (four years ago)
great costume! also, that's a really pretty lipstick.
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:00 (four years ago)
Holy shit, great look, Veg!
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:16 (four years ago)
I guessed that might be all she really wanted
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 04:27 (four years ago)
Most excellent costumes, ilxors. And Tracer/Pinefox - that looks like a wonderful pub.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 31 October 2021 10:33 (four years ago)
Baby it's Negroni outside!
https://i.imgur.com/Qrik7uN.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:44 (four years ago)
great photo, VegemiteGrrl! the dress, necklace, earrings, wig, makeup, clothespins, and interesting background are perfect
― Dan S, Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:56 (four years ago)
also great photo Alfred! I always like seeing pictures of you
― Dan S, Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:57 (four years ago)
The bright lights of Croydon, as captured by the 14yo (now 15yo).https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51659390814_3598d83903_b.jpg
― Michael Jones, Monday, 8 November 2021 00:13 (four years ago)
Great photo.
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:01 (four years ago)
Hi! Plans Friday?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:04 (four years ago)
Just a quick selfie apropos of nothing
https://i.imgur.com/EyxgdHZ.jpeg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 8 November 2021 18:34 (four years ago)
Huh
"I begged and cajoled, still couldn't get in that picture. Hmph."
https://i.imgur.com/tj7lOhf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 22:00 (four years ago)
cos i'm the plaid man, yeahi'm the plaid manand i'm working for no one but me
https://i.imgur.com/tbeXqZ6.jpg
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:11 (four years ago)
I've had it up to here with Karl getting cuter
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:52 (four years ago)
plaid man knows where the plaids will growplaid man knows that the plaids will growhe's the plaid man
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 00:15 (four years ago)
*cough*
https://i.imgur.com/19IUMlf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:47 (four years ago)
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:48 (four years ago)